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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
CLUB MEN PROTEST
Against Licensing Negroes Re-
sort to Locate on Cedar Street.


sort to Locate on Cedar Street.
E. A. Young, of the Minnesota club ap-
peared before the license committee of
the assembly yesterday afternoon to pro-
test against the transfer of a license from
372 Minnesota street to 37S Cedar street
The license is in the name of P Madf-
son, and the resort at the number men
toned on Minnesota street is patronized
largely by negroes. Mr.. Young, as one of
the house committee of the Minnesota
club, informed the assembly committee
that if the transfer were made 1t would
bring to Cedar street many negroes, and
this would not be pleasant for the mem
bers of the Minnesota club. The club,
Mr.. Young said, intended to enlarge it's
present quarters and fit up an annex
where the members of the club could en-
terrain ladies. In view of this it was re-
quested that the transfer be not allowed.
The committee informed Mr.. Young
that the matter of the transfer would not
come regularly before the committee I'M
til June IA.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
LARSON WAS MISSING.
Did Not Appear Against the Women
He Said Robbed Him.

Irene Day, Grace Hayden and+Myrtle
Hayes, the women arrested on the charge
of robbing w. ". Larson, of Cannon
Falls, Mimi, while the party was out on
a lark last Monday morning. were dis
charged from custody yesterday. Larson
failed to appear to testify against them.
Larson claimed to have lost $40 and GER
tificate Of deposit for 5000. The women
returned $13.25 and the certificate of de-
pesit, claiming to have found the valua-
bles in the bottom of the hack.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
INCA is WEARY.
She Says Her Husband Has Abused
Her ShamefuIIy

Her Sham efuIIy.
Inga Signalness has commenced an ac-
ton in the district court for a divorce
from her husband, Ole M. Signalness.. She
would prefer to end her life in singleness
because of alleged cruel and inhuman
treatment on the part of her husband.
The couple were married at Minneapolis
Feb. Z, 1895, when both were "a years old
They have one child. Among other
things Mrs. Signalness alleges that Ole
beat her with suspenders, threw a dipper
of cold water in her face. broke up the
bed and tried to burn O pair of plaintiffs
new shoes.
Mrs. Signalness asks for the custody of
her child and that Signalness, who, she
says, is earning SIS per week at his trade
of shoemaker, be obliged to contribute
towards her support.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
PAID WEISS HIS DUE.
So Judge McCaRerty Claims I'm His
Answer File.

Judge James ]. McCafferty yesterday
filed his answer IN the action brought
against him by Attorney Harry Weiss, to
recover $4,000 for alleged breach of con-
tract
The defendant alleges that he took the
plaintiff, who is now "a years old, into
his Office when he was IA years old and
paid him $3.50 per week for his services.
He allowed Weiss, it is claimed, a salary
while he was attending the university and
pursuing his law studies, and gave him
other assistance. Judge McCafferty sells
up that Weiss has been paid all that his
services were reasonably worth.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
SUPREME COURT DICTA.
Real Estate TanSIes Solved in
Batch of Opinions

Batch of Opinions.
Two of the five decisions handed down
in the supreme court yesterday, written
by Judge Canty, were reversals Yester-
days batch unravels several interesting
controversies regarding land titles
Elbert M. Dexter and Charles l.. Dex-
ter. appellants. VS.. John Morrow ct al
defendants. John S. Robbins, respon-
dent.
Syllabus-The payee of a note secured
by real estate mortgage sent one of
the interest coupons to his agents for
collection.
Held. this did not give the agents i'm
piled authority to foreclose the mort
gage.
Held further, the evidence did not war
rant the court in finding that the agent
had either express of implied authority
to foreclose the mortgage
Judgment reversed and a new trial
granted. -Canty. ]
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
Ffies I'm Bankruptcy.

John P. Mattson yesterday filed petit
ton in voluntary bankruptcy in the fed
eral court. The liabilities were given at
81, 49, with no assets.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02

death claim FOR $3.50. Greenley was en-
ployed as conductor of construction
train by Balch & Shepard, contractors,
and was killed June 10. 1898. at Emburn
and three children. who are at present
living at Elkhart, Ind.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
Samuel E, Hall. respondent. vs.. The

Samuel E. Hail. respondent, VS.. Tne
Conn. Life ms. Co., appellant.
syllabus-1. Held, by the chain Of
to the land in controversy Is in plaintiff.
2. The blocks of land were plated with
q street between Them nearly all( but
not alb of one block up to the line of
the street being in shoal water, part Of
the bay of Superior; thereafter the lat
ter block was dredged out deep enough
to float vessels and the public acquired
by subscription a right to use that block
as a public slip.
Held, the plated lots In the other
block, fronting on the street, extended to
the middle of the street, and their boun-
diaries were not extended across the
street slip by reason of the acquiring Of
the slip by the public.
g. Defendant claims title to the strips
of land in question by reason of fifteen
years continuous adverse possession IN
it's granters in connection with the ad-
joining land. The adjoining land was
conveyed to defendant, but it never re-
ceived a conveyance of said strips and
never was In possession of them; held
IL proved no title to them.
T. Held, the evidence warranted find
ing that the land In controversy was oc-
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02

Swedish American National Bank of
Minneapolis, respondent, VS.. Germania
Bank of Minneapolis. appellant.
Syllabus-An instrument in the form
a warrant deed of certain land stated
that it was given "as security for money
owing, the mortgages and upon my
notes." and that the land should be re-
conveyed upon payment Of my liability"
strument the mortgagor owed the mort
gage 81, 800. but eleven days later, when
the instrument was delivered, the in
debtedness amounted to $5,759.
Held, oral evidence Is admissible to
show that the parties intended that the
instrument should secure the latter sum-
show that the instrument was inended
to secure advances made after its de-
livery. Order reversed and a new trial
granted. -Canty, J.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
VIII conpromise the CLAIM

Probate Judge BaziHe yesterday filed an
order granting permission to John w.
Robertson, as administrator of the estate
of Marshall H Greenley. to Compromise q
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
MEAT MARKET.

Fresh Salmon Steaks, per lb.......... 12c
Fresh Halibut, per ID .................. 12c
Fresh Lake Trout, per lb............... Sc
Fresh Whitefish, per lb ................ 1Oc
Fresh Iike. per h.. .................... 1Oc
Fresh Croppies. per lb................... Sc
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
Coffee, for. % cents

Per pound we weigh out the matchless
Holman House"-an inspiring, rich,
fuIl-fiavored Mocha and Java that has no
peer elsewhere; not even if you pay 45c
per pound for an attempted match
Many Coffee prices between the two
above named
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
Darragh Resigns His Trust.

In probate court. yesterday E. J. Oar
ragh filed his resignation as guardian Of
the estate of Catherine E. Darragh, in
competent.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
CITY NEWS.
Royal Neighbours Rites-Royal Oak
camp will initiate class tonight.

In the Eighth Ward = The Eighth
Ward Prohibition club will meet this
evening at $40 ST. Anthony avenue
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
wRANGLE OVER VACATIONS.
City Hall and Court House Commit
tee Is Tied Up.

The joint city hall and court house
committee held a special meeting yester-
day morning and passed pay rolls for
May. Commissioner Lott came to the
front with a resolution allowing each of
the employees of the building a weeks va
cation during the summer and the reso-
luton caused considerable discussion 1t
was finally laid over to come up at the
regular meeting of the commission at 5
o clock this afternoon.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02

Drama at st. James - The Young
Peoples Society of st. James Episcopal
Church will give a dramatic entertain
ment at the guild room of the church
Thursday evening.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
DEPUTIES LET OUT.

Sheriff Wagner Reduces His Force
for the Summer.
Sheriff Wagner yesterday temporarily
dropped four men from the sheriff's pay
rolls. THE men let out were Deputies
Reichow. O'Gorman, Flandrake and Elan
agan. The men were paid by the sheriff
personally, under the fee system, through
which the Office is conducted, and the
lack of work is the reason assigned.
Sheriff Wagner said yesterday that as
soon as the court vacation is over the
men will be sent for
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02

Park Church Picnic-The Park Con-
gregational Sunday school will picnic at
Lake Minnetonka Saturday. The train
leaves the union depot at S:55 a. m, and
returning arrives at $40 p. m.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02

fsLetter Carriers to Meet - The St.
Paul Letter Carriers association Will
meet at the federal building tomorrow
evening
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02

Julia Olson, Ida Loverud ct al, respond
ents. vs. Frank F. Thorndike, appel
liant.
Misunderstanding to the government
survey, the meander line of fractional
government lot purposed to coincide with
the bank of a river, but in fact 1t did not
do so and there was a strip of land be-
tween the meander line and the river.
Held, the lot extended to and was
bounded by the river. Judgment affirm
ed. -Canty. J.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
BILL BOARD BONDS.

In answer to the resolution directing
Building Inspector Haas to, report the
number of bill boards erected in the past
six months the names of the owners and
the bonds given, Mr.. Haas sent In re-
port which, was referred to the COMMITTEES
on streets. According to the report all
the boards, with the exception of six,
were put up prior to the present inspector
took charge of the office. The bonds CIV
en- by each firm or person were In the
sum Of $1,000. The bonds were to cover
all boards erected jim the city. The six
boards erected iBt the past six months
were at Eleventh and Jackson, Seventh
and Western, Seventh and Dousman,
Fifth and Fort, University and Milton,
and on Minnesota between Fifth and
Sixth streets. oct -
No written pegaits .lhave been issued
for any of the boardsai The bonds on file
at his Office were given by w. s. Dennis.
D. Kennedy Goodyear Rubber Co., N.
Hardy, M. Mealeys9W. Wagner, L. N.
Scott, j. r. Browsla sRowlby & Co., w. s.
Banning, George 81 Sa1erer and the But
ler-Ryan Co. kqs
An ordinance was passed, under a sus-
pension of the rules; prohibiting the lay
ing Of wooden sidewalks Hall avenue,
between Isabel streat8and the bluff.
Resolutions weses passed ordering the
contractors engaged iIb the paving OF &C.
OAR street TO put In 1,0OO rect OF new gran
lite curbing along the west side of the
street. The cost to sthe property owners
will be about $780, divided up along the
street where the new curbing is neces-
sary. City Engineer Rundlett explained
that this was due to the curbing When
put in some years ago being other than
granite o.
Electric lights, two in number, We're or
dered placed. in each of the following
parks, Rice, Lafayette, Irvine, Central,
Summit and INDIAN Mound The cost to
be $1,000 Per. month"; and toebe paid from
the general fund. X, 2 =. -. -.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
watch and Wait

Great Western over its new line to Red
Wing, Mortified. Faribault. Waterville
and Mankato. Will commence June 1st.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
Fl cents

Per pound for the very finest Creamery
Butter in America.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02

Delightful portrait vignettes are taken
at Haynes studio, cor, Selby and Vir-
ginia avs Take. the. Fourth st. car.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
Coffee, for 9 cents

Per pound we weigh out Coffee that Is
absolutely fresh roasted by the blue-fame
gas process.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02

Bank at Red Lake FaIIs-Bank Su-
perintendent Pope today granted the
Merchants Bank of Red Lake Falls au-
thority to open for business. The capital
stock is $4,000, and J. c. Simons is
cashier.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02
NEW ARMORY PLANS
THEY ARE BEING PREPARED
ROUGHLY FOR THE CONSIDER
ALTON OF CAPITALISTS
BUILDING PLAN PROMISING

Exempt From Taxation Offers an
Additional Inducement to Private
Capital to Seek Such an Invest
ment-MaY Include Large Au-
ditOrium.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-06-02

Trolley Men Are Happy = The in
creased wage schedule of conductors and
motormen on the lines of the Twin City
Rapid Transit company went into effect
yesterday. This is in accordance with
the announcement of two months ago.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12
A Mother Tells How She Saved Her
Little Daughter's Life.

am the mother of eight children and
have had a great deal of experience
with medicines. Last summer my little
daughter had the dysentery in it's worst
form. We thought she would die. l
tried everything | could think of, but
nothing seemed to do her any good. L
saw by an advertisement in our paper
that Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy was highly recon-
mended and sent and got a bottle at
once. 1t proved to be II of the very
best medicines we ever had in the house.
1t saved my little daughters life. l am
anxious for every mother to know what
an excellent medicine it is. Had l
known it at first it would have saved
me a great deal Of anxiety and my little
daughter much suffering.-Yours truly,
MRS. GEO. F. BURDICK, Liberty, R. /.
For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12

they rush southwark to Texas. West
riers to shield New Mexico from gales,
and when a wind finds it's way up the
winding Rio Grande, Santa Fe receives
but the feather edge Of the blow.
NEW MEXICO sANITARIUMS.
Sunny, bright days mark the winter
season, which, until Christmas at least,
is quite as delightful as the glorious
summer, though crisp and cool. Even
the spring months in Santa Fe cannot
be equaled for mildness in any eastern
state. While hundreds Of tourists visit
the city in summer and make a more or
less protracted stay, the number who
come to remain permanently for the Gu
rative effect upon tu~berculous diseases
is all the while increasing. The proper
ton of the latter will be undoubtedly
enlarged in consequence of the indorse-
ment given New Mexico's climate by
the United States marine hospital serv-
ice, which has in 1899 established two
permanent sanitariums in the territory,
and will maintain them as homes for
soldiers and sailors afflicted or threat
ened with tubercular troubles. Many
years of life at New Mexico army posts
and a careful examination by experts
led the authorities to take this action
in the interest Of military invalids, and
it is also intended to remove to New
Mexico consumptive inmates of soldiers
homes in California and eastern states.
Favorable conditions exist all over
New Mexico for restoration to health or
for improving the condition Of such suf-
~ferers; a dry, aseptic air, light atmos-
pheric pressure, well drained soil, a
minimum of cold and heat, the absence
of great changes in temperature and a
maximum of sunshine.
SUNSHINE RECORDS.
AS to the latter point, the latest ig-
ures available from the government rec
ords are those of 1897, the year book of
1898 having not yet been published. The
summer of 1897, as it happened, was un-
usually cloudy and rainy at Santa Fe,
yet the superiority of this city in the
matter of days that were sunny
throughout, can be seen by a few COM
parsons with places in various parts of
the country.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12

This table shows that in the year 1897
only Ell Paso had more sunshine than
Santa Fe, but that Texas city has much
hotter m and almost as great
an extreme Of cold, with an excessive
amount of wind in the winter.
The government records do not show
that any place in the United States ex-
cells Santa Fe in sunshine, year in and
year out, the average number of hours
of sunshine daily in a period of five
years being seven hours ard forty-five
minutes, which Is just about right for
variety, comfort and health.
A favorable point in comparison with
the east is that the most sunshine here
is in the fall and winter, November
leading, while in the east the sun is
more in evidence in the summer months,
when it is sometimes neither wanted
nor needed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12

sickness and all other discomforts that
precede maternity. 1t makes labor light,
short and almost painless. 1t helps to
make real "new women" An honest
druggist won't urge upon you a SUBJ
stitute.
Mrs. Emerson Allen, of Dorset, Ontario Co.,
Ont, writes: ~ can truly say that l think DR..
Pierce's medicines the best I have ever used. !
was in very poor health for a long time, dating
from the birth Of my little girl. tried different
much more benefit from your medicines than
from any other I have ever used. l took four
bottles of 'Favorite Prescription and three bot
ties of Golden Medical Discovery and ! always
keep the Pellets in the house"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12
Connections with the main line and

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creole, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. q G. @. r. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
Q ' It'll all Missouri river liues for all
poin 8 east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths In sleepers from
Alamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. ]. HELM, Genera Agent.
Santa Fe, N. NJ.
s. X HOOPER. q. P A.
Donver Con.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12
THE STREET CALLED "BY AND BY.n

The street called "By and By" is smooth.
And down a hill it windeth,
And he who starts its crooked way
Much cure for trouble tindeth,
But at the entrance is a sign
"Here put away endeavor,
For down the street called by and By
You reach the house called sNeverl'"
The house called "Never" stands below
A grim and CHASTITY tower,
Whose broken windows, shattered roof
And ruined turrets lower,
While from the easement gaunt despair
A warning shrieks forever:
''Take heed The street called by and By
Leads to the house called 'Neverl'"
What matter though the street be fair,
And flowers tempt my straying,
Though strife be hard and rest be sweet
And easy the delaying,
II at the end l surely find
That hope and I must sever,
When down the street called by and By"
I reach the house called "Never ?"
Eva Lovett in Independent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12
rhis 1s Your opportunity.

On receipt Of ten cents, cash or stamps
q generous sample will be mailed OF the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
fEly's Cream Balm) sufficient to demon.
strste the great merits of the remedy.
ELY BROTHERS.,
Sc Warren St., New York City.
Rev. John Reid, Jr., of Great Falls, Mont,
recommended Ely's Cream Balm to me. !
can emphasize his statement, Ut is POSI-
tive cure for catarrh if used rs directed
Rev. Francis w. Pool., Pastor Central Pres.
Church, Helena, Mont.
Ely's Cream Balm is tie acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no mercury
nrr any injurious drug. Price, 50 cents.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease, a powder. It cures
painful, smarting, nervous feet and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery Of the age.
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy. 1t is a certain cure for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching
feet. Try it today. Sold by all drug
gists and shoe stores. BY mail for use
in stamps. Trial package FREE. Ad-
dress. Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12
TRY ALIENS

A powder to be shaken into the shoes.
Your feet feel swollen, nervous and hot,
and get tired easily. If you have smart
ing feet or tight shoes, try Aliens Foot
Ease. 1t cools the feet and makes walk
ing easy. Cures swollen, sweating feet,
ingrowing nails, blisters and callous
spots. Relieves corns and bunions of all
pain and gives rest and com :ort. Try it
today. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores for 25c. Trial package FREE.
Address, Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12
Wheat and Bricks.

Here we have one of those departa-
ment stores, where is sold everything
that anybody ever wants.
A farmer enters.
What's the price of gold bricks? he
asks, in dialect Of course.
Five thousand dollars each, or three
for $40, 900, replies the salesman suavely.
Caramba! exclaims the farmer, still In
dialect. And with wheat only sixty-five
cents q bushels? You've got your nerve!
But the farmer is helpless. There is
no competition now, the individual bunco
man of former times being absorbed in
the larger enterprise. detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12
Just a Prosaic Girl.

Her hair has not the wondrous hue
OF glittering gold so bright;
She doesn't sip the mountain dew,
And her brow's not marble white.
Her teeth do not resemble pearls,
Her mouths not like a rose;
She's just one of those charming girls
That nature sometimes grows.
Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12
Music and Muscle.

When my daughter plays on the piano
the n%eighbors practise physical culture.
HOw's that?
Why, they all get up and bang down
their windOws.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12

things right when the
feminine organism is
weak or diseased. 1t is
DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription. It re-
stores perfect health to
the weakened organs,
and makes them strong,
clean and virile. 1t
makes wifehood happy,
and motherhood easy.
It banishes morning
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12

The soothing and healing properties
of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, its
pleasant taste and prompt and perma-
nent cures, have made it a great favor
lite with the people everywhere. For
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12
One Ofets the Other.

l understand they have a real cow in
that place where You have been spending
the summer.
Yes; but unfortunately they have a
real pump also.-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12
From Different Points of View.

Inventor-What is your candid opinion
of my advice?
F'riend-It is practically worthless.
Inventories; l suspected as much;
but ever a worthless opinion is some-
times better than none.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12
Sunday in Kentucky.

Ready for church yet, XII?
Almost; got the hymnboOk' Calline?
Yes.
Well, wait till l git my gun.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-08-12

First Woman-What did you see dur
ing your trip through Europe?
Second Woman-Venuses! Venuses.
Venuses!-Detroit Free Press.