The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-07-08

Usefulness az eating bevridges. Happily
nun hit me Il | agen rozo the ockashum
ut seems me-" | sed with the leest pt
ov n twinkle in my eve, & touch of
sarkasm in my vols. that the manners
4 morels ov sum pecpil are abowt AZ
far gone Il there uSefullncS awlSo AZ
sum ov the vcdEtabcls & embryo chick
ems thaY aSsoSheatc with. irhis improm-
tn wittisism brawt down the howse, fip-
uratiVly spcckinl, "lf my trends. the
enemy. will now crawl I'm there bOX a
phew minits | will finish this orashun ~
will then due as mutch them 10y T..
jGrate aplawS and lafter-partisipated in
by eVrN | but the disturbcrsl.
Ladies' IL gents I kontinude. "what
the pecpil at Washington shood due Is ,
send 10000 regulers the Philipeens "
send them quick We've got good tight
crs over there but we haven't got enuf ov
them. II is a CRATE & glOryus thing he
a sitizen uv the L. :. but amung the
meny privcledges grantid us there IL
nun so fine az that ov free speech (pity
the def Il dunn q tho il haZ bin my
privilege adrcs awdiCnCcs i'm evry state
i'm this gloryus unyun, | can trooly say
| haN never seen such a COnglOmcrashun
oV intelligent II hansum men ana butiful
wmmn! 3 cheers the Star Spanglud
Banner! May II never get thru wavin
waz so defining * long | desidcd , quit
Sum ov the more nthusiastick startid in
| before ] menshund the $. S. BanneT.
| got down Oph the platform loOldn
! the disturbers bat like the towards
| thay are thay had disapecrd. The next
morning I SwOrc out Il warrent the ring
| lccder be Justis ov the Piece Nc
| Sweeney who holds 18th Il Cort in Kid.
: dcrsvllc. The cunstabel had the villen il
1 ,1,.l, a.,
mond . appeer az prosecutor, witch did
The trilc startd u the dcfendent go'
awl tide m IN his testimony while
| made an Clokwcnt plee 4 the rites Ov sit
| i2enship free speech etc. | wound up by
! saying 81 now rest my case, satisfid'
l. leeve it the wize Judgment ov my
| lcrnid friend, the Judge" But awl my cf
! ferts went nawt The pusilanimu'
monkey McSwcerey O& | want yu . senC
"A markt copy ov this paper him Mr.
! Editur) put his glasses i'm his pocket
leend back in his chare ana put his fec
| up on the desk.
| "This case" sed he. "iz a most pccula
wan in minny raspekts Che haz an awtu
| broge). | haV dissent the argumints 4
| ilouuints on both sides wild crate attn
| shun & I'm thurlv nonplust the prisint
1t is Il hard thing 4 a man in my posish
| un dasde a case batwecn > nabers q re
| tame tne votes aN DONnr II wan NdL
! stranger ! Cud daside i'm a mint, but a
it tbs I'm undasidcd."
Then turning the defendcnt he scd
| "Hav yu amy munny?" Not a sent,
sed the prsner. MIR. Kidder," sed tn
| baboon ov Judge, "thc ivi1cntS /
shtrong agin yu. 1t IL har-rd soak
frind but | must due me july. 1t Ia tn
sintents ov the Ccort that yu pay twinu
s fine or spnd ate yeers in the coolo
| (calabooS)."
1t waz an outrage, but | had : SetteI
j However, | sold litenirg rods while
was in the town g daZel 50 | cum out c
X. I'm a man who respcks ohsurS of tn
law, but Tie get even with that chin
panZee don't get . send the paper
himD if / have sell him n litening roc
| wish > thank the Nidderville Corne
Band the improp > konsert thay cora
nadid me with after the orashun. lik
awl home talent duingS il waz littl
long drawn out. hut az the late W
Shakspecr seq. "Yu cant hav mute
of a good thing" Long may thay wave
I hay no kritisism make NCept that tn
base drum player was a littel nthusI
astik 4 can trOoly say that tho | ha
herd Gilmore & Susa a& thousands o
other good bands, ] never herd eny o
them play like the kiddervillianS. Tha
have a stile pckuliorly there own.
A kiddvr,