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The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-06-17
STRANGE STORY OF vALIsE.
which shows rh.s II Is Worse TO Have
Two Servants Than None.

Two women wsnt to the outward bag
gage uheok room at the Union station.
Boston, yesterday afternoon. One was
going West and the other was going to
Sedgwiok, Me Both wanted their bag
gage checked. W hen the woman who was
going West came TO look for her valise It
had disappeared from the counter. She
informed the baggage master Of the fact
but he did not know where It was gone
70. and for some time could give no clue
as 10 Its whereabouts. Finally he remem
tered that the woman going to ssdgwick
had been at the counter at the same time
as the woman going West and thought
that she might possibly kno about the
missing vaiise
So this baggage master tslegrnphed
Horace Towls, the baggage master ut
Union station in Portland and Mr.. TowIe
sent the telegram up to the police station.
There were not many chances In hun
bred that this valise could be found but
deputy Marshal Firth sent an officer out
to hunt 10 up. This officer went TO the
wharf Of the Frank Jones and inquired
at the Office If any valises had been left
there by anyone. just as hs asked this
question along came woman who said
her mistress had salise which didn't
belong TO her but she didn't know how
she came by IL. This was the valIse the
police were after. It seemed that the
woman who was going to Sedgwick had
two servants. When she lsft the baggae
checking counter In Boston one of these
servants took her mistress's valiss. The
other servant coming along about this
time saw what she thought was her mis-
tress's valise and carried it to the train.
4 he valises looked just alike and 1t was
not until the woman who was going to
Sedgwick got on the Frank Jones that
The mistake was discovered. The woman
wko was going West will get her vaIise
this morning II she waits In Boston long
enough.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-06-17
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

The following transfers Of real estate
have been recorded at the Cumberland
county registry of deeds:
Edward x. Chapman Of South Port.
land to Melville r. Sawyer of South
Portland, for 81, lot Of land In West
brook ON the north side Of the road lead
Ing from Saccarapps to Sroudwater,
containing 80 acres.
James X. Coombs of Ora Island 20
Adelaide B. Lubsc of Orrs Island, for
81, lot of land and buildings on Orrs
Island or tho easterly side Of the main
highway from Princes Point to Bruins
wick
Cornell A. Barnes of Portland to
Charles A. Hanson of Portland, for 81,
a lot Of land and buildings in Portland
on the southerly Side Of Portland street.
BIG feet sasterly from Weymouth street.
Arthur Clowman and his wife Eliza
beth NJ. Clowman, both OF Somersworth,
N. H., to Edwin Bardsley, Jr., and
Gertrude K. Bardsley, his wife, both Of
Somersworth, N. h, for 81, a lot of
land and buildings in Biddeford; also
another lot of land In Biddeford on the
westerly side of Hill street; also another
lot Of land in Biddeford; also one. fifth
of lot Of land and buildings in Port
land on Horizons place.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-06-17
DESIRING HIGH SCHOOL NOTES. r

A pleasant affair occurred Thursday at
the Deering High school at the close of
the regular exercises of the school. Mr..
John H. Mcclellan Of the senior class in
a few well chosen words presented the
school on behalf of the class fine por-
trait of the late principal, Edgar II. Cros-
by. Principal Marvin gracefully respond
ed and accepted the same on behalf of
the school. The picture is good like
ness Of the de ceased principal and will
probably be hung in the corridors of
the building at an early date.
Miss Hose W. Leland and a pa rty of
friends, INCLUDING several teachers ten
dered a reception at her home, Stevens
Plains avenue. reception In honor Of
Prof. Ralph K. Rowe, who has been re-.
elected as teacher of penmanship and
drawing in the schools of Wards s and
y. prof. Rowe was the recipient OF a
handsome picture as a token of esteem
during the evening.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-06-17
SOUTH PORTLAND.
CHILDREN's DAY BY THE UNIvER,
sALIsT soCIE TY.

oa14bhHN'S DAY By The UNINEH-
SALIST SOCIE TY.
Children's Day Will be observed at the
Union Opera House by the Univorsalist
society next SUNDAY afternoon at half past
TWO o'clock. There will be short pro-
Eramme OF exercises by thu children,
which viii be followed by n short address
NELL
Mrs. George Cushman and son have
been guests at the house OF X. 81. Cols
during the week
Miss Nellie Carly is visiting Mrs. Small
In the CITY.
Charles Studley, who has been sick,
Is gaining ground and able to sit up.
ar. Gates OF Baltimore was in the city
yesterday looking over his yacht Brent
wood, which is on the marine, railway.
Charles Hartford Of the Boston Universe
" school Is visiting his parents here and
entertaining two OF his classmates.
Mrs. Niles Nelson has returned from
auburn where she has bsen visiting
Fred Baker hasygone to New York
where be has secured situation on a
large steam yacht.
silas Thompson Of the Harvard Dental
school Is visiting his father, Edwin
Thompson, OF Willard
The members OF the South Portland
and Cape Elizabeth Alumni association
save their annual reception to the gradu-
ating class of the South Portland High
school at the old Town hall last evening.
There was lnrge attendance and the
affair was one Of the events of the year In
this city. During the evening an enter
tanning programme OF musical and
literary nature was presented. and re.
freshments were served by the young
ladies'. Prof. NJ. Dsnnett of Lewiston
was much appreciated as a reader.
Dancing was an acoeptable pleasure for
the latter part of the evening. which
passed OF most pleasantly.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-06-17

markable cures of cases of very obsti-
nate catarrh of the stomach, where Pc
runa was the only medicine used. /
consider it reliable medicine.
Georgiana Dean.
The symptoms of catarrhal dyspepsia
are: Coated tongue, pain or heavy feel
ing in the stomach, belching of gas,
dizzy head, sometimes headache, des-
pondent feelings, loss of appetite, palpi-
tation of the heart and irregularity Of
the bowels.
Send for a free book written by
DR.. Hartman, entitled stealth and
Beauty" Address DR.. Hartman, Column
bus, o.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-06-17

Miss Georgiana Dean was for three
years missionary in Liberia under the
NJ. E. Church from the training school
in Chicago. After her return she stud
led nursing, graduating from the pres
emit Frances e. Willard National Temp
erance Hospital of Chicago. She is an
enthusiastic friend Of Pe-ru-na, as is evil
dent from the following letter:
CHICAGO, ILL, Jan. 20, 1899.
Pe-ru-na Drug Mfg Co., Columbus, Oh:
Gentlemen-You will be glad to know
Of the happy results obtained from the
use Of Pe-ru-na among the patients un-
der my care whenever prescribed by the
physician. have seen some very re-
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-06-17
RAILROAD MATTERS.

Walter S. Hodgkins, night manager of
the Union Station cafe. left for Bartlett.
N. H.. yesterday morning to take charge
of the restaurant at that station for a
week.
This summer l02 trains will arrive and
depart nom the Union station on week
days and about so on Sundays.
The railroad branch of the Y. NJ G. A..
in this city has grown so as to neoessi-
tate larger quarters, and Ian enlarge
ment OF the building is proposed.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-06-17
AUGUST FLOWER.

1T is surprising fact'' says Prof.
Houton, shat in my travels in all parts
of the world, for the last ten years, 1
have met more people having used
Green's August Flower than any
other remedy, for dyspepsia, deranged
liver and stomach, and for constipation.
l find for tourists and statesmen, or for
persons filling Office positions, where
headaches and general bad feelings from
irregular habits exist, that Green's
August Flower is grand remedy. 1t
does not injare the system by frequent
use, and is excellent for sour stomachs
and indigestion" sample bottles
free at F. E. Fickett's. 2l2 Danforth, Z.
". Stevens, l07 Portland, McDonough &
Sheridan's, 235 Congress, and j. L. Goold
4 CO. POI Federal St
Sold by-dealers in all civilized countries.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-06-17
.TRoTTINe AT FAIRFIELD.

Waterville, June 16.-The Fairfield
Trotting Park, owned by Fred Pollard of
this city, has been purchased by Charles
H. Simpson, and will at once be put in
first class condition for a meet to be held
July 4th, when there will be three class
races; $50 2.4g and 2 80 trot and pace.
The park includes large training stable
and stalls, grand and judges stands, also
large moving field.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-06-17

Remember that cholera
collie drhea and dysentey each and all cath Of the bowels cahh
the
which
lars should Hartman
Columbus
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-06-17
&c. WALTHAM WAT6l.,

Silverine case Waltham or Elgin movement
A good ttInekeepef, warranted. MCKINNEY
the Jeweler, Monument Square. tss
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-06-17


Prayer.
Music
Observation-Disclosures of Hawthorne's
Early Life on His Writings,
Mabel Pauline Gamman
Expansion, Charles beck Mallet
Kipling as Story Writer,
an Della Joyce Soule
Our Navy, Irving True Pettengili
a5s z. ne Music. aAs
Glass Poem-Ice Bound.
Matilda Bacon Fitz
Force of Example. William Oscar Fittr.
The Power of Music, bessie Chase Lew 8
Incentive to success, Ernest Leon Soule
q Music.
Glass Prophecy, Bertha Maria Davis
Violin Soio-Lohengrin, Wagner
Louis Clinton Chase
Favorits Flowers of Famous Authors,
Ada Rose Libby
Music.
Glass History, Walton Thomas Henderson
Women as Inventors,
Birdie Lucinda Cummings
Presentation of Gifts,
Harold Leroy. Cotton
Valedictory-The Aloe Blooms But
Once, Mary Anderson Cushing
Music.
Conferrine Diplomas.
Glass Ode.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
MADE AN IMPRESSION.
The "Smart Aleck, Candidate Spells
His Chances by Being Too
Forenost.

"Do you happen to know why the rural
vote went back on him when he. ran for
congress-" asked one leading Michigan poll.
tician of another.
Never gave the matter any study"
"Nor did I. just happened to learn a few
facts. He went to big meeting of horti-
culturists several years ago; long before
he thought of running for Office. You know
what smart 'Aleck he is. After what waa
really thoughtful and well-considered dis
cussion, he obtained permission to ask some
questions, and started off with this one:
"Where do literary laurels grow There
was q laugh, and. the thing would have
been remembered as a joke had he not per.
sisted.
"'Who cultivates the flowers of rhetoric:'
was his next conundrum, and then he want.
ed to know if the buds of genius could be
forced and if they could survive hard
winter.
Mister Chairman shouted little weaz.
ened man in the back of the hall, 4 would
move you, sir, that we ap'int committee
of three to report on the feaserbility of
raisin' pun kins in large cities and fur to
ascertain if the germs of true will kin be
cultervated in the cabbage head
"The future aspirant for congress closed
the debate with nothing more expressive
than sickly grin, but the rural contingent
remembered him when the election came
off."-Detroit Free Press.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
Turkey. Tracked by Doe..

The wild turkey in the Ozarks is now
Aunted with a slow-tracking dog, and
whole focks are often killed in this
way. Till the trained dog was en-
ployed to follow up the wary bird this
game fowl could battle the most skill
full hunter. Now when flock of tur-
keys is found the sportsman has little
difficulty. A good dog will follow q
turkey track that is three or four hours
old and set the birds when overtaken.
just as the pointer does the quail. After
the turkey has been chased awhile it
hides in tree or under log, and stays
there until the hunter, guided by his
dog comes within close range. 1t is as
tonishing what fine instinct a good
turkey dog will develop after q few
months of training in the woods. He
will follow flock of turkeys for hours
Just ahead of the hunter, and indicate
by unmistakable signs when the game
8 near. After turkey has received
fatal shot it may fly half mile or more.
A trained dog will go straight to
wounded or dead turkey with the same
,ercision with which he tracks the
yame.-Chicago Record.
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Tne Quesrron mer.

DO you wish tc have your teeth ex.
amined?" asked the dentist of the sad
faced man who had been waiting in the
ante-room for one hour and 35 min
utes.
Whereupon the answer was tartly
given: what do you suppose came
up here for, to buy a cook stove?"
Really" said the dentist, smiling;
Il didn't know. / thought that posi-
bly, you might be after some new furni-
ture for your dining-room. detroit
Free Press.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

The illustrious senator, who still lacked a
dozen or more votes of reelection, was in the
BARRIERS chair.
The razorial artist ran his fingers through
his customers hair.
Seems rather dry and Dead" he said, in
a deferential and suggestive manner.
"Great ScottH' exclaimed the illustrious
statesman, fercely. Cant I go anywhere
without having my deadlocks thrown up to
me?-Chicago Tribune.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
Down ON Puns.

Mrs. Browne-Yes, we used to let
Tommy sit on the dictionary when he
took his piano lessons, but his father
put stop to it.
Mrs. Greene-Why so? 'Fraid it
would hurt the book?
Mrs. Browne-No; it was too much
like punning; playing on words, you
know-Boston Transcript.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

A Chance He'd Overlooked.

Griggs- Have you heard the news?
Poor old Blinks has shot his arm of out
hunting.
Briggs+Oh. Lord! What fool am!
might have known.
why. heavens and earth. man!what's
the matter now?''
Matter? Bah! Haven't T gone and
bet dozen bottles of champagne that
Blnks wouldn' t hit anything!"- brook
lyn Life.
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Hot Place to Go To.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-I wonder where
in the world the alarm clock has gone!
saw it on the mantel yesterday.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-It was there yes
terday, but I heard it going off this
morning.
"We!l. I hope it hasn't gone where
you told it to go."-Yonkers States
man.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

It's the greatest grass on earth-Salzer says
50. This grass Yields 4 to tons better hay
yields even more than that in Ohio, Ind,
Mich, Wis, Iowa, ILL.,, Mo-, Kans., Nebr,
Mont, yes in every state of the Union!
Salzer warrants this! Potatoes l.20 Bbl.
Send this notice to JOHN A. SALZER
SEED CO., LA CROSSE, WIS, and 10
Catalogue and sample of this grass seed and
nine other farm seed Rareties free. [K.]
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CouIdn.t Blame Him.

what" Numbered Mr.. Meekton's
wife, do you think of this man who
married three wives, and then wants
TO come to congress!"
SWELL, Henrietta" he answered, as he
gloomily tapped the edge of the table,
II dunno's 1 blame him for wanting to
get away from home and come to Wash
ington for a little while" Washington
Star.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
The New Way.

All men were doomed to earn their bread
By toll from day to day, -
But here and there is some one now
Who has better way.
He shrewdly looks about him and
Proceeds to form trust,
And then, while others earn hts bread.
He losses them the crust.
Chicago Daily News
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Hard to Make a Choice,

"Young man." said the minister to
the needless sinner, shave you ever
thought on your future life?'
eyes, a great deal, and, do you know,
1 cannot make up my mind between
Porto Rico and the Philippines."-Kan-
sas City Star.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
Too True.

Dearest" she murmured, TIN %
afraid you'll change"
Darling" he answered. you'll never
find any change about me-"
Which was painfully true in q double
sense.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
wild Rush of Diamond Miners.

A wild rush of excited miners is reported at
Nullagine, Western Australia, where dia-
monds have been discovered in large guam
titles, and it is feared that many will lose
their lives in the mad struggle for riches. In
many other men to break down in health
and strength. Nervousness, sleeplessness,
loss of flesh and appetite and general debility
are the common symptoms. Hostetter's Stom
ach Bitters will cure them all.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
His Preference.

"Why is it that you like your sister
Maude's children SO much better than
your sister Grace's? The latter seem
to be very bright-more so than the
Others"
Eyes, they are; but Maude has never
taught her little ones to speak pieces"
Chicago Daily News.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

A scientist. looking for microbes.
ays there are absolutely none on the
Swiss mountains at an altitude of 1000
feet. Here is place for the purity
party; and searemongers, who are for
ever aorrifying the public with the dis
nal fear of microbes, would have to
axe their supply with them. most at
which are Useful to man
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
He Wasn't PREPARED.

would you advise me to take an
ocean trip, doctor?" asked the invalid.
"No," was the reply; II think a
series of mud baths would benefit you
more"
"But. DOCTOR" said the sick man, in
tones that savored of hopelessness and
despair, 81 can't afford to go into poll
tics. "-Chicago Record.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
Would Have to Wait.

The billionaire's little son wept bit
terly.
''Why IL this?" asked the fond IA
Their.
"He wants the moon, SIR" the nurse
explained.
"He will have to wait until can get
him the ."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

Cora-So the engagement between
Miss Trilby and George Wrinkles is of ?
Ella-Yes, she was too sensitive. A
woman ran a baby carriage over her
foot, and when she told George about it
he asked her if it upset the baby car
riage.-N. Y. Times.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
An Episode.

In his willing arms the heiress he triumph
antly EMBODIED.
But her pa abruptly entered and he
loosed his clinging clasp.
Twas the ending of the romance, but he
hasn't yet ceased telling
OF the memorable time he had fortune
in his grasp.
N. Y. World.
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He wa. Handicapped.

Old Gentleman debating an indignant
1etter)-Sir: My stenographer, being q
lady, cannot take down what think of you.
!, being gentleman, cannot think it; but
you, being neither, can easily guess my
thoughts.-Youth's Companion.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
The Savare bachelor,

GAS soon as a woman gets fat" says the
Savage Bachelor, cher next move is to get
photograph taken that looks like the front
of a butcher shop Journal.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
Rexarding the Proof.

She-Woman is more heroic thar
man. She will endure awful torturei
without murmur, and I can prove it
He-Of course you can-by any shot
Enthusiastically Life.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
At the Climb.

81 hear you've got divorce from your
wife,
That's correct
"What was the trouble?'
'No trouble at all, only I wanted to
be envied by the other married men,
and make you all feel bad."-Tammany
Times,
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

Don't you think q woman shown
good sense in wearing short skirts?"
HIN. 1t depends ON the size Of hel
feet."-Indianapolis Journal.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
A ProbabilitY.

The man who never makes mistakes
Should not be Boosting too much.
The chances are he Is q man
Who never tried to do much
-WaShington Star.
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Two Opinions.

Conversation is only the ART OF talk
ing back"
mot much; conversation is the art
of getting somebody to listen to you
Chicago Record.
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Keeping 1t Up to the Last.

Dix-.I understand Windig,r the attorney,
IL seriously i'll.
Hix-Yes; met his physician this morn
ing, and he says he is lying at deaths door.
"That's just like lawyer. Chicago
Evening News
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

Tommy-"Paw, what is joint snake?
Mr.. Figg-"The kind man gets from fire
quenting joints, reckon" -Indianapoli
Journal.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

They cheered him with an echoing shout
AS soon as his remarks were done;
For he had talked an hour without
One word Of Thomas Jefferson.
Washington Star.
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Boys. Take Warning!

green little boy, in green little way,
A green little apple devoured one day..
And the green little grasses now tenderly
wave
Ger the little green apple boys green little
grave.
Cornell Widow.
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Just Lovely.

Mrs. Brown was in the new drug store
to-day. It's just lovely.
Mrs. Jones-Yes?
eyes, they have six different shades of
9ills!"-Detroit Journal.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

A girl wearing one glove may have two
all right, but she may have ring on on
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

The Digger Indians must have to scratc
for q living.-L. A. w. Bulletin.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
KleptOmania.

Molly-Jack stole something from under
my very nose while we were down at the
shore looking at those fishing boats.
Dolly...What was it, little smack
Somerville journal.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

st. Jacobs Oil cures Backache. st. Jacobs
Oil cures Muscular Aches.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
Holiday Goods.

Holiday Goods.
"Are these real down. pillows?"
ooh, no; they're only marked down for
the holidays."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

They say woman's brain grows
smaller after she passes 3d."
$50 does her age. -Springfeld Re-
publican.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

st. Jacobs Oil cures Soreness. st. Jacobs
Oil cures Stiffness.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

ri hope your hired girl knows her place.
eyes, and runs t."-Philadelphia Bull
1etin
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03

'Now, George, it's just like you, rag
ging behind. Why don't you hurry up?
We shall be sure to miss the train!"-
St. Paul's.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-03-03
A sad Case.

''Was Beatrice weeping because her hus-
band had appendicitis"
mo, she wept because he didn't get it un-
til it was out of style. Evening
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n Avert 4 Traeedy

Clancy-Me wolfe nearly bruk me his
lasht noight wild q chair.
Casey-Phwy don't yez git easl
ehairS?--N. Y. Journal
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SILLY Gossip.

Maud-Is it true that you are in love
with Mr.. Bullion?
Clara-Mercy. no! I'm only engaged
to Hmm. Y. Weekly