The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-06-04

physician and -splint4 exsn II you hare to
ere1k the only barre, m town to get them.
Mental ninesHeA mental cures, and phys
teal Ouea physical Why does the chris-
tan Science hea.er take money for .reat-
ing PATIENT To be sure. men murs have
meat. but If al. things ccne unto him who
waits. why not Try the science OF giving
for nothing that for which the Almighty
receives no reward save prayer.
] knew An old lady once Who lived nine
teen miles from = doctor. She was sefs
In charge OF half doaea children wfsS
her daughter in-law. for s.e arst time in
years, left The aid plantation One s::s- 7
was visiting the osd sazy, and noticing the
other children. missed the twinx Is here
ar- tas s~tns,s' I asked over there"
the old lady replied, pointing TO the yew
trees when sasaowed the family buryiny
ground .Ycu see. dear. twas Ike this,
SoPhy went 10 tewn, and two or three
days after she lef, the twins were taken
with Group. The horses were al sirsd; they
had been blowing All day. I thought 1
would trust the dear little things 70 iha
Lord. The poor things died that night.
but then. there were four left, and Sophys
husband Il . preacher"
T For nervous disorders, Christian Science
does much. Fer the supposed illnesses OF
the wealthy. the science OF thinking ones
self well and one Will be well will work
wonders But in pneumonia. If ignorance
- bliss. then let's apply the blister.
q = .
I read In Cincinnati paper the other
Gay An account OF young lady, Miss
Steele. being rhrown violently TO the
ground by scorcher. This WAS In no
way remarkable. because sad 1. IS TO say
that hieyclists are always throwing peo-
pie down in ono way or another. Miss
steele wore pompadour and the doctors
all declared that the yoenx lady would
have been killed entirely had the friendly
pompadour not interviewed between the
pavement and the iady's skull II these
awful ecorchers are permitted TO roll and
rage like the bull OF Basfan, unaccounta-
BILE TO any man, what viii be the result?
Why. We shall all take to pompadours.
whether We have hair to cover them or
not, and wouldn't IL be q good idea to
harness around our abiomens a sort of
circular pillow that We may fall soft when
thrown down by the scorchers. We might
wear . sort OF liver pad or perhaps eush-
ions around our wrists and feather-stuffei
amulets around our ankles Then let the
scorcher tear round the corner and see
whom he cripples. or shoots into the gut
ter.
I also saw an account in Toledo paper
OF two young girls who were going 10
marry two brothers. thinking the matter
over and exchanging partners after the
marriage licenses had been procured. That
was the very best thing to do. II more
OF this wedding were done before mar
rage divorce would be less common. Bet
ter change OF exchange before than after,
girls. It's not SO expensive. nor half 20
untdy.
g q 9
The emperor Of Germany Ia taking more
solid pleasure In the production OF his
play The Iron Tooth" at the Weisbaden
fetes than he Is In the peace congress.
His hochheit SO far has only shown one
iron tooth. That's mighty good In him.
he might have shown the full set. The
play Is intended as a rebuke to the Berlin
city fathers. who are not quite so sub
servient to his hochheit as he would have
them be. This writing OF THE Iron
Tooth" by the emperor Is a cute device.
II the city fathers fall to come down from
their perch. the iron tooth may progress
and when the brazen intention reaches the
hand that holds the pen. then look out
city fathers OF Beritn-tor the Kaiser WI
helm does not mjuce matterA