New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-09-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE TALK or THE DAY
Hero arc some childrens savings reported by
THE Chicago New:
Now boys" said the Sunday school teacher.
"our lesson to-day teaches US that II We good
while here on earth. when die We Will 20 70
place ~ everlasting bliss. But suppose We are
bad. then what Will become n u.s." "Well 20 70
place Of everlasting blister replied small boy
a. tho foot 81 Tho class
Mamma" said small Charlie 81 think I'll be
a preacher when grow up" Very well ny son"
replied the fond mother. but what put the i'"t
into your head" well" replied the little fellow
"I s'pose I've got 10 20 20 church an my ne any
way and IT'S heap more fun 70 walk around and
talk than II is 10 SIT still
Nice little boys arc always the subject of friendly
interest. but one never knows what kind OF an an
sver 20 expect from them when questioned You
arc rice little boy" said kindly Old gentleman
70 bright youngster Of five. have YOU any broth
ers2" 80. sir" replied the boy; I'm rather short
on brothers. but I've got sisters 70 burn"
vulgar Trade She shuddered and averted her
ITO marry for money" she protested Is 70 sell
ones self and can't see why n isr't lust as bad
cerios Trade is trade"
She was, candid girl and scorned tho ,nbtle
voice Of Conscience Detroit Journal
A curious vote Of thanks was recently passed at
a camp meeting In Georgia at the last meeting Il
the series. and In the form Of resolution
which was adopted by a rising vote The preamble
declared the tender Of thanks 20 those named IN
the following clauses. The seventh and eighth
clauses read.
"seventh-To the railroad for the reduced rate Of
one and a third fare for round trip 10 persons at
tending the meeting
"Elghth-To Almighty God. the Father. Son and
Holy Ghost. for calling many Of His people to-
gether and meeting with them IN power and dem
onstration."
Shooting Tenant Dust arrived FOR ne srouse)-
What beautiful place to i've Dougald'
wad ye think o. hayin' 70 trav-l f-teen miles for
Shooting Tenant But why don't You buy some
DoacaA An mon. but whuskey Will ma keep
punch
A recent issue ~ The Manila Times" declares
that restaurant in that city, managed on The
American system where one can get decent
meal without fear Of being sickened by mixture
Of flies. cockroaches oil and other denominations.
and for reasonable price ought 70 ne little gold
mine to an enterprisng man" The writer com
plains especially that the Spanish proprietors %
the eating houses cannot he made 70 understand or
satisfy the Americans desire for Square meal
before beginning his daily work
De TyP Sgmmsr dothes down Mi's 10 he s " "
Us she in love with anybody there
TT
f Rscdrd give her "o'' WORK 10 30. '0"'''S'
Saws Tho Philadelphia Record: After SUM
herring for several years II IS hoped that the com
ing Grand Army En'ampment with rs thousands
% old soldiers VIII put nov fe into the project OF
the Military order Of the Loyal Legion tor estab-
fishing In This CRY museum " relics of the Civil
War The state promised donation ~ $4,000, CON
dltioned upon the order Itself raising 10000 Colo
mol Sylvester BonnaHon. r.. The secretary and
treasurer 81 the Loyal Legion states that the sub
scriptions are now nearing the 10000 mark. and
that the donations have been made exclusively by
members Of the Loyal Legion. The Spanish war
checked the giving Of money 20 support the scheme
for time but IT is now coming I'm again. AMI
colonel Bonnafon declares that the success OF the
project Is assured Tho LOYAL Legion owns lot.
100 by 22o feet In Broad-st. Just below Vine. where
the museum viii he located
Going Through tho Motions What IS your pur-
pose In remaining so sicnt| asked the practical
polltican's friend
Are the people wondering about itT'
wen mats What I wan, have noticed that
the country's affairs ia a. some time or other
spoken q as sphinx ] don know a. u does
CWashinston Star.
Saws a gosslper In The Utica Observer: 4
think n A pity that Martin Grover is dead, for II
no were living he would he able 10 point TO Colonel
rouaust as tho latest convert TO his theory ~
making Judges work Why when Judge Grover
was holding circuit IN WYOMING he amused all tho
lawyers he didn't disgust by opening his court AT
s o'clock I'm the morning and running H. with only
an hour of a noon until I'm the evening ''Taln't
as long "a farmers have 10 work explained this
,,,se old iurist and I'll tell YOU what II is II
had my way Ia open court M every day In the
year Ana what would you do before that time
IN tho morning. asked one Of the attorneys. who
was standing by I'd get mp and dress. and eat
my breakfast and wood until the time came
for court 10 open responded the Judge calmly"
After Marriage -Wifey-lm heavier than | was;
this time.
Hubhy-Ifappy leg
Wifev You dear fellow to say your leg Is happy.
now why do yOu think r. happy
Hubby-Its asleep
And then she jumped on and was angry for the
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