The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-06-08

Miss Camilla Reynolds who has been
with the Owen company returned home
this afternoon and will spend the
summer with her parents in this city.
Miss Reynolds reports that the summer
season just closed has been very
successful one.
All reports that the bicycle trust
would not materialize seem to be with
out foundation, and the transfer of the
plants to the trust will be made during
the next few days. The trusts will not
take charge of the business of the diff
ferent factories before the first of Aug
ust.
There is time for all things. The
time to take DeWitt's Little Early
Risers is when you are suffering from
constipation, biliousness, sick headache,
indigestion or other stomach or liver
troubles. They never grippe. Fl. E.
Tanner dwtf
Officer Orth arrested a man named
Grotske yesterday afternoon on a
charge of carrying concealed weapons.
He was taken before Justice Werwie,
and, on plea of guilty was fined S.
and costs. Grotske was among those
who also ran at Central park Tuesday
evening
What you want is not temporary
relief from piles, but a cure to stay
cured. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
cures piles, and they stay cured.
Soothes and quickly heals old sores,
scalds, cuts, burns, wounds and skin
diseases. 81. E. Tanner. dwtf
The story recently published to the
effect that B. F. Hetherington, the
missing Kenosha barber, was working
in a shop at Evansville, Wis, seems to
have been huge fake. This morning
Chief of Police O'Hare received a letter
from the officials at Evansville, stating
that the barber had not been in that
city at any time. It seems that the
Evansville BARRIERS were playing a joke
on their brother tonsorialists in this
city.
The glory which once was the proud
possession of this city, to be the mecca
for Chicago wedding couples, is no
more, and it is now announced that St.
Joseph, Michigan, has usurped the
place. In St. Joseph the Chicago
couples can secure a license for the
small sum of one dollar. The steamers
are all making special rates to marrying
couples who desire to go to the Michi-
gan city.
/ was seriously afflicted with cough
for several years, and last fall had
more severe cough than ever before. l
have used many remedies without re-
ceiving much relief, and being recon-
mended to try bottle of Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy, by friend, who,
knowing me to be poor widow, gave
it to me, I tried it, and with the most
gratifying results. The first bottle re-
lieved me very much and the second
bottle has absolutely cured me. l
have not had as good health for twenty
years. Respectfully, MRS. MARY A.
BEARD, Claremore, Ark. Sold by
StarkWeather & Co. dwj30
Exchange: Just let your subscription
go. It's only a small sum-the editor
don't need it, get as mad as you can
and tell him to stop the paper, you never
read it anyhow. Go home and borrow
your neighbours. When the reporter
calls, always be busy. Make him feel
as if he were intruding. When the
advertising or job man comes tell him
you don't need to advertise-everybody
knows you; that you will try to get
along without printed stationery-it's
too expensive; that business is slack
and you must economic. Never drop
in to see the editor unless you want a
complimentary notice or lengthy
obituary for beloved relative. Never
recommend the paper to anybody.
When you speak of it say, g Yes, we
have little sheet, but it don't amount
to much" Keep it up year or two
and you will have dead newspaper, a
dead set of merchants and dead town.