The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-12-17

is sure thot there isn't a n-combat-
tant widdin' a MOLE av him. IT'S a
well-known principle in psychology
thot a cop cuddint hit the roit man
aVen If he was set in group not three
fate forninst him out.
Yah, said Hans, the Dutchman.
"Vot you say apout der clup, id vos
droodvulness Won tay ven 1 vos at der
corner standing, a cob say, 'Dutchy,
moofe on or l will knock you unsensi-
bleness und you will see dargness.
Haze oank haze ban some official biz
ness right away" said Sven, the
Swede. Il dank l know da fallar,
Hans. Oar ban plainly else vor him ia
bodder Vid. Haze navvar ban round ven
dar es drubble. Eft ban da guide easy
yob to look vor ven dey need some halp
l yust ban danking"
IT'S thrue fer We, Swim. Oi'm not
wan to blame the whole foorce fer the
faults av the few, but the few Wud
have we think thot they are some vital
statistics. Faith, they're not 'Tis but
the parNenues av dick hands thot they
are. Some av thin know as little
about good manners as they do av the
diffrance bechune blond mans bluff
an noine minis morris.
Now. whole the cop do be the bye
thot hates to put out the pinny, he's
the great lad to rake it in. OF sappoose
widdin few days they'll be around
wild tickets fer their ball. an the Taste
they'll want us to buy will be thot Wen
take dozen aY thin. 1t remoinds me
ay Ike Eangwill an the play he wrote.
The Children av the Ghetto Faith, It's
well Ike wud do if he had let it go at
thot, but though litry mon, he had
the thradin' instincts av his ancestry
an Insisted on selling suspenders an
handkerchiefs bechune the acts. If a
halt wasn't called to his gallop, OF think
thot he'd have taken out a loicinse an
loaned money to his awdjince at high
rates av interest. SO it is wild some
aV the cops. They want all thots com
in, but tbs divilish little they want
to pay cut av their own pockets"
"Hoot, mon, dinna We think the pen
sion order Wi pass? Anne for it. lads.
Whan the policemen gaes DOT on his
beat he talks his life in his hands. Haud
yer tongue now, Terry Whad if he do
toast his taos at NIGHT ABBOTT the hoose
whan it's caud wither? Were a. human.
Terry, said Donald. the Scotchrnan.
Hi don't believe hin ha pension for
the bloOmin' bobbes Hi think hit lis
mighty well they har paid now Hif
they caunt live hon their wiges, hi s'y
for one, let them get hout hand find ha
job that pies them better Most men
hearn their wiges by the sweat hof
their brows, politicians hearn theirs by
the sweat hof their tongues. hand ha
bobbv learns is by> the soles hof lis
shoes. Hime hagainst ha pension. .
said AIRY. the Engllshman.
I'VE mott go on wild this discussion
Adm Finnerty' as the classics hath it.
OF move thot we adopt a resolution an
rayquist thot it be INTRODUCED in the
boord av aldhermin be Sandy Kendill
and in the lower 1boord be Councilman
Merritt said Torrance.
This motion was carried unanimously
and the following offered by Terrence
was adopted:
Whereas, it has come to our notice
thot the polacemin want pinsion laid
by fer thin in their Guild age, and
Whereas. we, the taxpayers av the
community must stand the ixpinse
therefore be it,
Resolved, thot in the opinion av the
congriss av nations, it would be filter
business fer the Numbers av the city
council to take the money thot was to
be devoted to pinsions fer the cops and
build home fer aged an indlgint city
laborers. whin they no longer can