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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-06-20
Dance al Remond Grove.

On Saturday evening next a dance
in the moonlight will be given At Re
mond Grove. under the auspices Of
the Waverley Club. The danciGs floor
of the pavilion has been plaGsd or
and placed in excellent order. and a
capital band of eight pieces secured.
while the Grove itself will bee Earnish-
ed and cleansed for those who prefer
Tomantically discussing midsummer
night dreams under the moonlight.
The train leaves at 100 y. M. and tGs
tickets for the afT.ir. including ths
round trip. are 81 for gentlemen ami
30 cents for ladies. Refreshments VIII
be supplied by Caterer Chapman.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-06-20

IF YOU LOVE your wife take her 10
the ORPHEUM tonight.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
JIMMY GOT HIS RAISE.
His Troubles with a Lady Customer
Caused His Butcher Boss to
Come Down.

1--WE got to have ms pay raised" an
nounced the Clark street butchers boy in a
gentle but decided tone. Its got to be
raised'
The butcher smiled indulgently and re-
piled: well, Jimmie, of course I'm always
wilin' to do the right thing, but times in this
business was better once an my shop is
small. Still, if l can do anything
Its over that Mrs. Justmarried," COM
planned Jimmie. Il get along all right
with everybody else but her-well, say,
told you how she wanted the sailed mack
crel sent up with only pinch of salt. y
"Yes.'
.And about that order of 'one dozen lamb
chops. freshly laid and the pound Of bone
less sausage.
Eyes"
"Well, to-day happened the worst yet.
She's got Mexican lady stopping with her,
and / guess the other women in that flat
have been stringin' her to get up Mexican
dinner, for to-day she sailed in high and
mighty as you please, and she says: You
may send up. James, six Spanish omelettes
cut thick and with the bones broken. And,
let me see-yes, one pint of whipped chill
colorow, and eight tamales dressed and
ready for the oven. Pick out the plumpest
tamales you have in the yard and have
them killed and dressed before noon
Say, won't that Mexican lady have hot
time! How can ! go up there and explain
matters unless"
Il guess can give you SO cents more a
week, Jimmie said the butcher.-Chi-
cago 1uter Ocean.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
Better Fuel Than Coal.


A newiy-discovered mineral which is
of a lustrous color and which as fuel
surpasses coal and all other substances
heretofore known, is found on the
island of Barbados, in the Lesser Az.
titles, where the natives call it "man-
jak.'' 1t is thought that manjak is
petrified petroleum. great quantities OF
petroleum being found on the same
island. 1t contains only two per cent
of water, and fully ~ per cent. OF
solid organic matter. thus SURPRISING
in utility the best asphalt of Trinidad
in which 80 per cent. of water is con
tanned, and which has been classed SC
far as the very finest fuel. Mixed Will
turf it gives heat far superior to any
known.-Journal of Geology.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
Fig Jelly.

Stew onehalf pound of pulled figs in
pint of sugar and water strip, which
has been favored with the juice Of al
orange, and the juice and grated peel Of
one-half lemon. As soon as the figs
are soft, pass them through a coarse
wire sieve. Measure the sirup. in which
the figs were stewed, and add gelatin.
to it (which has been previously soaked
in cold water) in the proportion OF
rather less than oEe-haH an ounce to
one-half pint strip, and stir over the
fire until the gelatine has dissolved, and
then mix it with the prepared figs
Rinse mold with cold water and I'll
it with the fig jelly; when the latter is
set, turn it out and serve with boiled
custard or cream.-Eoston Globe.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
SIX MEN IN LOVE.
AID All with q Young Lady who
Wrote Circular Love
Letters.

Yes, people can come close to each other
without scraping in big city. stumbled
onto case the ether day. A few months
ago ] was let down the trapdoor Of some
body's confidence, Men don't contide very
often, but when they do they make land
slide of it.
This one did. He told me of a poor little
Columbus girl who was hopelessly in love
with him. Unrequited love is such bid
for sympathy, you know, and in this case
it seemed so dreadfully pathetic. Poor little
thing! If she could only care for some one
else! But then she couldn't, he knew, He
was worried, in a lofty, condescending kind
wreck life on the shore of love-but then
he could not care for her-for, well, she
cared too much for him, you know.
Before the end of the month / was up
to the ears in confidence. Six unfortunate
fellows, neither of whom knew the other,
were beloved by six unfortunate girls-wlth
all of the love emanating from the female
side
/ had begun to fear for the sense of the
sex, when one day called in on a lively
little friend of mine in big High street
office building, and found her writing let
tiers. "Six of them-all alike, except for the
addresses" said she.
Circular letters" I ash ed.
eyes, circular love letters" she laughed,
showing the addresses.
Marjorie! you don't mean that you are
the composite. young woman in love with
these six men,"
'Oh, yes, / am, and it's great fun, too
And you ought to see the way they all be.
lieve it. Talk about fattering woman!
Why, they can't be touched compared to a
man. Why, it has never occurred to one OF
them that possibly might not mean it!
Oh, yes. I'm an object of pity. all right
Let's see-Tm to commit suicide twice, &C
into two .nunneries, and-well, die of six
broken hearts some way. Oh, I'm in an
awful shape.
Eyes, it is rather eStravagant entertain
ment, but then, you know, I'm understudy
ing part at the o theaser that ar 1ust needs
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
FREE TO MILLIONS OF
SUFFERERS.
The New Cure for Kidney, Bladder
and Uric Acid Troubles.

Almost rybody who reads the
newspapers is sure to know OF Swamp
Root, the great Kidney remedy.
Il is the great medical triumph OF the
nineteenth century; discovered after
years Of scientific research by the en-
inent kidney and bladder specialist, DR..
Kilmer, and has truly wonderful pow
ers in curing kidney, liver, bladder and
uric acid diseases.
Kidney trouble irresponsible for more
sickness and sudden deaths than any
other disease, and is so deceptive that
thousands have it without knowing it,
Thousands owe their health and even
life toSwamp-Root, and thousands more
who to-day think themselves beyond
help, can be made well by the use Of
this great remedy.
Swamp-Root has been tested in so
many ways, in hospital work. in private
practice, among the helpless too poor to
purchase relief, and has proved so sue
eessfui in every case, that special ar
raGgement has beca made by which all
readers of this paper, who have not al
ready tried it, may have sample bottle
sent absolutely free by mail. Also a
book telling more about Swamp-Root
and containing some of the thousands
upon thousands of testimonial letters
received from men and women who owe
their good health, in fact, their very
lives. TO the wonderful curative proper
ties of Swamp-Root. Be sure and men,
ton this paper when sending your adj
dress to DIR. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton,
n. Y.
IT yon are already convinced that
Swamp Root is what you need, you can
purchase the regular fifty-cent and one.
dollar size bottles at drug-stores.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
HON. ". n. M,CoRD.

Hon. Myron II. McC Cord, Ex-Governor
OF New Mexico, in letter to DR.. Hart
man, from Washington, D. C., says:
Gentiemen-At the suggestion of a
friend / was advised to use Pe-ru-na for
catarrh. and after using one bottle be-
gan to feel better in every way. 1t
helped me in many respects. / was
troubled with colds, coughs. sore
throat, ETC.. but as soon as had taken
your medicine / began to improve and
soon got we'll / take pleasure in recon-
nending your great remedy to all who
are afflicted with catarrh.-M. II. Nc.
Cord.
Thousands of cases of chronic catarrh
have been cured by Pe-ru-na during the
past winter. In spite of changeable
weather. in spite of the natural set
hacks from catching cold, and confine-
ment 10 illy-venti!ated rooms. the great
catarrh edy-Pe-ru-na-has effect
cd these cures. But now spring is here.
The days are longer. the sun is warmer,
and the blizzard is gone for another
scar. This presents a much more favor
able opportunity for the permanent
cnre Of chronic catarrh. especially old,
stubborn cases. Now is the time to be-
gin treatment. Other things being
equal, one months treatment in the
spring is worth two months treat
ment during the Indictment weather of
winter. Insist upon having Pe-ru-na.
There are no successful substitutes for
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

HOw's This3
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. j. Cheney & Co., Props, Toledo, Q.
We, the undersigned, have known +. j.
Cheney for the last is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tions and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, O.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Halls Catarrh Cure l. taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price 75c. per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

Said the famous general to his chief Of
staff: care the correspondents ready!"
''They are, sir"
"Have they been informed that ! have q
new uniform on?'
eyes, general"
"Have the photographers done the'r
duty?'
"They have, sir"
"Then let the battle 60 on."-Boston
Transcript.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
signs Of Death.

The outward signs on the houses
where some one has died in North
Holland are original in the extreme.
When the dead person was Protest.
ant. long black mantle, such as the
undertaken wears when he goes to
the grave, is hung in the mi'dIe Of the
front door. In the case of Roman
Catholic. a tall cross is placed on the
doorstep.-Chicago journal.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
m Navel station 4 san Juan.

The new United States naval station to be
located at San Juan, Porto Rico, viii be Of
the utmost Importance to this country asthe
key to the situation when the Nicaragua
canal is constructed. The key TO good health
is Hostetters Stomach Bitters. Itguards the
digestive organs from attacks of Indigestion,
biliousness and constipation, just the same as
the new naval station at San Juan will ward
off attacks upon this country by foreign foes.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
Younr Men.

In Austria a man. and woman.
are supposed to be capable of con.
Quoting a home of their osu from
the age Of A. In Germany the mar
must be Is years Of age.N. 4. Sun. !.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

Jimmy-"Is your aunt on your mothers
oryour father'sside? Temmy-"S Sometimes
on one side and sometimes on the other. 1t
depends on who is getting the best of it. -
Boston Globe.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
Often the WAY

Whenever some people are able to raise
the wind they can't resist blowing them
selves-Puck.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

How are you getting along with that
raw Swede girl you hired:" "She is not raw
now. My wife's mother has been roasting
her three times day ever since she came
Cincinnati ENQUIRER,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

Husband-"Oh! there's that COMPOUNDED
rheumatism again.' Wife-.I'm so sorry.
! wanted to goshopping tomorrow, and
your rheumatism is always sign Of rain.
Isn't it provoking ?"-London Tit-Bits.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

The Merchant-Did he kick at the bill?
The Collector-Yes, but I don't see what
made him think had it in my hip pocket
N. Y. World,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

"Jumkins never laughs unless there's
money in it, 1--WE seen him laugh at,the
theater." "Of course he has to laugh there
to get his money back. Chicago Daily Rec.
ord
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

II was afflicted with Eczema more than
twenty years. One box Of Tetterine cured
e.'-Rev. A. c. Turner, Lakeland, Fla. SOC
ct druggists, or by mail for cash or stamps.
j. I. Shuptrine, manfr., Savannah, Ga.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

'Pll make fortune out of my new music
box. You put a penny in the slot and"
And the thing plays popular air." mo.
It stops playing one."-San Francisco Elk
aminer.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

Il would like to tell you funny story
about my little boy" "Ch, well, go ahead
But have forgotten it." Say, don't you
want good igar:"-Indianap journal
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

A Sure Sign.-Dasherly- Wonder if tina,
was a married couple that just passed."
Downtrod-"Without doubt. heard her
call him awkward calf when he stepped on
her skirt Y Journal
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

"Why do you call Jimpson confidence
man," Because he's always taking people
aside and telling them his private affairs
under pledge of secrecy."-San Francisco
Examiner
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

whats dis yere copper combination deg
talks of in de papers?" Some new move Of
de p'lice commission. s'pose. "-Bostou
Commercial Bulletin.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

Waiter yelling down the kitchen-tube)
Hey, Alphonse, make that chop steak"
"Saere! Vot you tsink? I'm chef; not a
'-Tit-Bits.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

After physicians had given me up, was
saved by Piso's Cure.-Ralph Erieg, Will
Transport, Pa, Nov. y, 1893.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

Doctor-'I would advise you to take a
walk every morning before breakfast" Sap
py.-"But, doctor. I-ah--never get up until
after bweakfast, y'know." -The Rival.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

This is the time OF year for those who own
bicycles to store up wind for their pneu.
matte tires.-Olean IN. " Times.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

so your poodle ran away, Miss Chic?
Yes. I'm very sorry now l didn't have a
mutt made out OF hinl-as Jack wanted me
to.'-Puck.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

It's difficult for men to check their ex
penses unless they have bank balance
Chicago Daily News.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

constantly recurring monthly suffering gives women
the blues
How hopeless the future appears, month after month
the same siege with menstrual pain!
Comparatively few understand that excessive main
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
oh That Deliciou. Conee.

Costs but lc per Id. to grow Salzer has the
seed. German Coffee Berry, pkg. l5c; Java
Coffee pkg. l5c. Salzer's New American
Chlcory l5c. Cut this out and send l5c for
any of above packages or send SOC and get
all pkgs: and great Catalogue free to JOHN
A. SAFER SEED CO, La Crosse, Wis. X.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

The Grip of Pneumonia may be warded of
with Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

No man can resist rafting little money
he has in his pocket.-Washington la.)
Democrat
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

Few men can keep their good resolutions
and diary at the same time.-Chicago Daily
News
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

Sububs-"Tve just returned from hunt,
ing trip" Towne-"Hcuse or cook ?"-
Puck.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
In M Danger.

McGonigle-The candidates voice has
played out!
Heeler-Well he can still sign checks,
can't he?-Phladelphia North American.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

The poorer the family the fatter the dog.
-Atchison Globe.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

Don't use cannon to kill chipping BIRDS
Olean On. " Times.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

The Best Prescription for Chills.
and Fever is bottle of GROVES TAsTELEss
CHILL Tonic. 1t is simply iron and guinine in
a tastelcss form. No cure-no pay. Price, Soc.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

Making Sure of Her Ground.
He-Do you like classical music?
She-Do you want my honest opinion or
are you thinking Of inviting me to the opera!
Chicago Evening News.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure 25c
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
Crescent Hotel. Eureka Springs, Ar.
kansas,

tains. Delightful climate Beautiful scenery.
Unequaled medicinal waters. Cheap ex-
cursion rates. Through sleepers via Frisco
Line. Address j. o. Plank, Manager, Room
3, Arcade, Century Building, or Frisco
Ticket Office, No. l0l N. Broadway, St.
Louis Mo-
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
The Nautical Woman

He ian old hand)-They had dropped their
anchor.
She, Ia beginner)-Served them right. It
has been hanging over the side all day long.
-Tit-Rits.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13
STRUCK A BARGAIN.
A Deal in Cow Buying That Created
Bad BLOOD Between Neigh.
bOrS.

Blanks ugler than bear" complained
one board of trade man to another, recent
II. What the matter with him, anyhow
Haven't you heard? I'll tell you on the
quiet, but never intimate to him that you
know thing. 1t would be all your LIES
worth. You know he owns fine home out
north of the boulevard"
..0H to the right near Highland Park?"
That's the place. He has neighbor on
either side and one of them owned one of
these cows that never wants to stay where
she 3 put. She was constantly breaking into
{ Hanks back yard, trampiag the lawn to
pieces breaking the shrubbery and using
i the side Of the house, in lieu of a straw
stack, to rub against. No fencethat would
not deface the property would keep her out.
and Blank decided that something must be
done. He could not bear the idea of a
neighborhood row, so he went to the owner
Of the COW, told him that she had become an
lntoierable nuisance and that be would glad
~ give so to have her disposed Of The Of
Ter was promptly accepted, and the money
paid. 4 morning or two later the COW was
in the yard again, destroying things just as
OF old. Blank hunted up his neighbor and
saif u thought you promised me to get rid
le Tor Nd have. Sold her ia your
no Rar,,s other side for $50. Pretty
ssn pe nePut't it; $50 for s25cow.'
lsa .. sssEhode IslRsd epno os. to shoot ever
n i good d touching scene. 4what
BIZ. ra;fwo fat men in four by six ele.
va. Ihey touched on all sides. Chicago
Daily News
=
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

Papa" said Benny Bloobumper, "why
are days of grace allowed on notes' ITO
avoid weeks Of disgrace" replied the Bloc
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

indicates ill-health. or some
serious arrangement of the
feminine organs.
A million women have been
helped by Mrs. Pinkham. Read
what two of them say.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

You Can Get Aliens Foot Ease FREE.
Write to-day to Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Row.
n. Y, for FREE sample of Aliens Foot
Ease, IA powder to shake into your shoes. 1t
cures chilblains, sweating, damp, swollen,
aching feet. 1t makes tight shoes easy.
Cures Corns, Bunions and Ingrowing Nails.
Alldruggists and shoe stores sellit. Is cents.
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DE$pOM DEN7
WOMEN

MRS. LIZZIE COLEMAN. of Wayland. N. Y. writes:
"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM-For years suffered with painful
enstruation and falling of womb The bearing pains
in my and hips dreadful could stand for
more than minutes time when mensruation BEGAN
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-04-13

Philosophy with some men means the
love OF their own wisdon,.-Ram's Horn.
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IA q 8oou ia touching scene" "What
81. ua;fwo fat men in four by six ele-
va. Ihey touched on all sides" Chicago
Daily News.
The daily sentinel., 1899-06-07
Change of Date.

Last year Flag Day occurred on the
18th OF juno and the committee on in
vitation for the Woodmen picnic issued
Invitations for that date but q change
OF date ia necessary as Flag day this
year will be celebrated on the 14th OF
June. Tue COMMITTEES therefore have
issued postponmens Of tho basket pic
mic to "Wednesday June 14th at Wurtz
grove and holders of invitations will
kindly notice the change.
Dout think we have gone out OF the
second hand business. We will buy
anything you have. AndersOn's Bar
: gain house.
Otto Mayer, represent .tive OF the
Hax-Smith Furniture company, was a
visitor to the city yesterday.
Anderson's Bargain House is the
largest store OF its kind In Western Col
orado. Buys and sells everything.
Mrs. G. M. Hagner and little son,
Harry, leave this evening for an extend
ed visit with relatives and friends at
Cherryvale, Kansas.
Frank Berger of Palisade reports that
he and ]. L. Oliver are figuring on a
plant to supply them with domestic
water from the mountains.
The Merchants restaurant. Gene Un-
derhill proprietor, furnished the ban
quet for D. T. Clark and family at their
reception Monday night. The menu
and the manner in which it was serv.d
was thoroughly satisfactory and reflect
ed credit on Mr. Underhills ability as a
caterer.