The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-02-16
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ssgs. bai they aott .ress 10 efiss. ~ .
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-Fhn 0f.rts.
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yosli tu"ss Dahas. be ses-srsd.
sos ! had 40 ehsrss shout ne
stieb 80 rsstisllF rae
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hssh.Ss Ate rs,otsbi,F 5ono.ibs wid
o.. o., I'm .if.ii ret We h.d iLiss
doctors
W. did 100 HOS ia lons before Jon
married huf NJ, uy boy. dids't inov
h,r stiii tons alter g.trlsd berl
- ft.eber Ia .b.s psf, Of the Bible 10
!, sast, ib.i nsn Should otiy have ous
viisf l. uls Boy isIpsci iis The par,
that sss. 20 msa rsp ssiss i.o mss,srs
IL iLs frspihtor irt ssked the visitor
10 The pisties mill usbt 10 order
some doc. H.. 10. replied the smsri
oifcs boz. bat ,tisk hes ooi o. doors.
Ne. MAR /. Nov. Bridget. when !
hsss company shall ,rpsct you TO si.y
out Il the non, Bridget Ys. man. 90
or'il irrisl The ssme Of you puder similar
Circumstances
-Mosi yoa hear Jooneli ssNf sLe
ssiei. Ye,, be srsssred, struggling TO
leave bis chair. II begins 10 ieok - II !
NUT He had been sitting 90 Der chew
ins gun.
40 Arnos. contemporary records .
qaeu case Of fuanci.l irresnisri,y. II
sppess that's yonng msn down there
ssslIosed copper cent by mistake and
the doctor made tim cough up 81.
-Itsy Give me penny. fodder. sud
! boy ne "a ofsnse Of dat msn outside.
Helmstsiier-Go snd make Isces st bin,
key; msybe he will throw o-e II you.
You II ct blind, entirely, II you don't
reform, sci The doctor TO Liveliluck,
whose eight had sltssdy begun u elm
mer, Well replied IL, blinking. I've
seen mos, everything.
-Qiiz What do you specially notice
sbout unedoc.ird men that have made
large fcftunesi Biz Thai they almost
invHisbly attribute II 10 their lack Of ed a
cation.
-First Manager - Why did yoa . ivise
that fellow to go into . stock com pshy.
He |, 90 actor Second Manager -Csnf
sci biz better than . COW. That's the
reason | told him TO gj,o . stock com
psoy.
Fortune Teller Yo1r future husband
Will be tall. hsvs dark Completion, and be
very wealthy. TIE CsAer Nov. iell ME
another thing. How can &c, ni OF my
preseut sasbsnda
Mrs. Nescomb sho 10 snIious for
aappe,i What can your grandfather he
doing. Wlllief Willie Visiting at The
farm Il left bin pumping the GOV. grand
ms. when came 10.
do you thiuk bachelors onsh, TO be
isIedi some one ssked. Pm net quite
sure Jet. she answered d,ssmiy. Give
me another week aud MAY be pi be able
TO land bin without sny ou,side help.
Il do go love babies sursled the young
mstron. Icoald lore one to death. We'll.
said the old bachelor ledger. there IL one
IN the rcom und,r mine that | wish you
would concentrate your siIsctioas 90.
III pay Tor 1t, ianer.l.
Colonel Bob Iossrsoll's views on
total depr,vity have been .e,soo.ly shsk
en-, Hos vas thsli A loe4I m,usoer ran
away With Bob's share OF The hciurs 10
csipts.
Wasi do yoa s,s.n. s4ii tbs father,
by c.iousina aroaud this way u niahtf
I'm .osins my Wildcats. replied the caip
pei Jon man. Oh, thai. il, ehl con,,sued
The tp.rsnl. disclo,ips whip Well,
here's sh 70 sc do some thresh,ss.
-Mreks DJc'ot. my vito Ssa the locl |
Nv. Djettr That, bal III hurry
sfound 10 your house 81 soce and ,fs
~hs, csn do TO relesvo ssr. Meeks oh.
there's noturry sbouA si Drop 10 the
latter part Of ntp wesk II you .ior ,eo
bnsy.
Mr.. Wedding All. darling, / see
yo1 hsvo prepared something new vnh
yoGI o~a little hands. bs luscious. TOO.
dss,. WIS, ~, Mrs Wedding (blo,s \
iaa hesn,ifoliyl Thu, tas,.s b.b.brAdli
Jshnny, shst 10 the name Of the Ars
ua'na vsspon ihst returns shex II a
sh'o.a siolelsiy i,ti the siiS Tts bsom
trsns i'ihere sby,hios else s,o~n TO
science ihsi hes ii't pscalse property
fes'u. Toe cat.
Papa : ioa s.s the. s,s boy vhip
PING the little ose, AL ps didast mir
fefe. Suppose ySn Asa h.a, ~, ,u,,.