The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-06-16
YOcum Sees the Game,
NUvIL SENTUR, MILTUN KoUNTIE,
VIsKONsEN, W. S. A.,
Yune Tan. Aten Nintie Nine.


Yune Tan, Aten Nintie Nine. y
DER SUR:
Mestur Edtur Mans:-Aye rede en- yur
Viskonsen Tobakko Papur dat ct goin
tn ben bas bal gam un hors trak en- yur
cite Fridag, Yune Nine, at tire klok
sharpe, between Keds an UnlzleS Val
ven aye rede DIES aye tank miselfovur for
sumtimes an aye max Op mi minds aye
skal vent an Sc DIES bas bal gam Klaus
aye nevur sen suchs tings en- DIES kOun-
trie; aye tel mi vimmens aye tank aye
slal go an so shee fex me sanvix an aye
start for cite. Aye get tn toun bout
Vun terte an frs tang aye hare vas man
vid big wagon an ne sic, al bord for hors
trak, bus he gOin rite op nou for tan
sents; aye git out mi pange box an aye
fine tan sents an aye Civ ct tn mans vat
run des big wagon an aye tel him aye
want tn 90 Op tn horS trak and Sc bas
bal gam between Keds an Unkles, an he
site yump en- an dunt fel out; val aye
git en- big wagon an We start for hors trak.
FurS tang aye see vas man we'd grae har
an viskers on top lip, blu pans on an hes
pans ben sum out of siet Klaus he he'd
long stokin on lik vimmens ware; des
mans max me laf 80 otful plentie aye
prettie mare fel doun frum des big wagon,
an mans vat driev des wagon he git mad
and he tel me tn hole mi mout or he tro
me doun an yump on me; val aye ben
prettie karful den vat aye sic van aye laf
an aye get long furst rat Mans KUN up
tn me an he want tn bat femtie sent on
Keds; val aye sic aye nut ben sporten
mans but aye vii go yu yun eff aye luse,
so We put op pange Eenss Yoel Tumpsuns
ham, an ven Yoel get>des pange he yump
on hes bus an he sic, ia ia. Val aye get
prettie excita bout des item SO aye go
roun an sit on bensh we'd Os Burdik.
Des Keds and Unkles da munkie roun
for long item so prettie sumo mans vat
work. on yur papur offise go tn NEEDLE ov
grOun an he sic pla has bal; aye get
excita agan an Os he puns me en- rebs an
he tel me KEEP stel or he puns me on yaW;
aye sic yaW, yaW an Os laf an bi des
item gam start an fun commense. One
fellar he start tn keap boks on gam, but
he get rattel an oil mex up so he hav tn
qvit; ven he was keapen des boks, he
vOns en- vile jel nam ov sum ked or unkle
an ct SCUM lick mi yersie KAT vat aye gut
home. Val gam go long prettie guide
van DIES SVede mans vat lex pOStin
stamp on postotfise het bal on start tn
run tn has; van he got bout hav vais hes
legs get mix up an he fel an role al over
grOun. Vun man sic dat DIES Svede
spyke hemself, but aye ges it nut ben so.
DeS Fraenk kahee vat works on YOrde
Mansfield butter shop, he trie tn kats
bal on bas an ct yump frum hes han an
fal on hes [ an nOu he got blu [ lick
mayer mans, an ct ben so swell up he lok
lick mOnkie: Won man tel ma he tank ct
vii max hem sum nuttle on hes had.
Os tel me Meestur Vitfurd ben prettie
fen bas bal playur but aye tank ct nut
ben so Klaus Yoel Tumpsen tel me he gat
sum rattles en- hes had ven ct ben klose
blae; aye ges ct ben so Klaus Won item he
run roun lick rustsr we'd had off. Vun
ov DIES keds max me laf offul much ven
he try tn kats bal. He got offul tol Stem
legs and he look lick mans vat woke on
DIES tings da kol stelts; Os tel me ct ben
mans vot wash shurts an such stuffs; he
yump en- aire an tri tn kats bal and ven
he start tn KUN doun he fel an ven he
struk groun he sprole roun so far he
prettie mare kek Os en- Ease. Sammie
V;leman he ben hui tang and he hit bal
so hard aye tank ct ben goin yet; he no
he ben best playur and Os tel me he tank
Sammie ben stuck on hemself. Des
Norsk man vat da kol Nels he hit bal
Won item an ven he run man tel me run
yust lick Use wagon; aye ges ct ben so
Klaus he LUX sum frostie. Val aye got
nut NOR item tn tel NOR bout des gam
nou but aye vii tel yu NOR bout DIES gam
ven aye see yu mex fort yuli; aye tank
aye slkol KUN tn yur toun on DIES da Klaus
aye hare yu ben goin tn hav big sell
brasion an oddur has bal gam. Aye ben
tel mi frens tn 60 tn an hav guide item
en- Edgurtun.
Val, so long, yur fren,
YoCUM YoRGENsoN.