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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21
Her Idsa.

He-I see the doctors have decided
that Slashem. who killed his wife and
six children, Is not insane.
She-Well | don't see why a man
Ia his right mind who would do i
think like that isn't crazy Cleveland
Leader.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

Mrs. Youngwife- You are awful dear
IT, me. Harry.
Harry but your habit OF telling
others about II makes me feel very
cheap Richmond Dispatch.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

Quinn-As long MS pencils and jokes
are used woman can never hope 10
equal man.
DE Fonte-Are those the greatest Cd
stacles?
Quinn Yes, they cant put point TO
either one"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

Il thought you expected some adyan-
tage from the arrival OF the rainy sea
SOM Il did expect some advantage. y
answered Agulnaldo. but there is no
gain without some loss: no happiness
without some sorrow" What's the
natter II just happened TO taink
that most OF my towns will probably
be too wet to burn. Washington
Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

Edna Did the sentimental singer I'm
press you, keggyf
Reggy Yeas; she touched soft spot,
doncherknow.
Edna You must have been sitting
quite near the stage.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21
Took HI. ADVICE,

Edna-Why do you wear gloves while
learning 10 play pokerf
Edith-Beeause Jack told me never to
show my hand.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

FIRST Promoter-I.ooks 10 me as II
our Dewey fund were mol getting along
as il ought Ia.
second Promoter That's so. Sup
pose We change ii info a subscription
for Jeffries. indianapolis Journal.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21
New Way To pay II,

II hear that Mr.. Whiffietree has se.
cured II divorce from his wife" said
Mr.. Birmingham.
He has been mustered out OF the
matrimonlal army" replied Mr.. Man.
chester = Pittsburg Chronicle Tele-
graph.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

Strictly. there is no such thing as the
pursuit OF happiness; we simply dodge
unhappiness.-Detr Journal.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

Us hey'
Yes; the family moved on the 1st Of
April 10 house with lawn IN trout
OF IL. aud when Mrs Bloonfeld's birth
day came along toward he end Of April
her husband gave her for birthday
present nice light-running lawn.
mower. "--Pittsburg Chronicle Tele
graph.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

A dog kennel should be built of wood
with the bark on and lighted by bay
window.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

Judge severely Seems 10 me I've
seen your face many times before.
Prisoner That may be true. yer Hon
or used 10 tend bar down al caseys.
New York World.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21
The Woes of Golf.

Ibid you see any golf players around
here, boy?'
II seen one cad mister"
You mean a caddy3'
NO. | don't mean de kid dat car
res de sticks; | mean de guy dat uses
EN-"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

The first duty OF real man Is to do
his real duty nrst-KRnsas City Star.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

our old bookkeeper says he Is max
ing two hundred a month at his new
place
eYss-fwo hundred mistaken
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

That's the Bonnie Brier Bush for
me"
What tsp
The raspberry bush"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

Il am just thinking how can encour-
age my boy to cut out name for him
self"
Give him sharp knife and y school
desk"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

sympathy is the key to the human
heart.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

An egg win settle coffee. but II takes
| money TO settle for the egg.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

BENEDICT have about decided TO 90
10 Mexico for the summer.
Bachelor Why. that's the hottest
place on the sac,' or the earth
ganedIct= Excuse mt but you're not
married. Richmond Dispatch.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21
Aggravated Aisery.

John stop fnsslng about the heat;
think of those poor fellows In the Phil
ippines"
That's Just like wanting me
TO think of something that will make
me ten times hotter than | am"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

Must he Either One or the Other.
Henry, the Badgers have a new
baby
rs IT Helen Gould or a Dewey
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

That's perfectly logical Minerva II
died for you Id be done with Il. but
II ! NOV the grass once you'll make
me do II every two weeks"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

You once said you would die for me,
Jonas and now You refuse 10 cut the
grass"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

He-It would be better for us II we
were divorced!
She So that you can do afterward
Just as yon pleasel No, slr.-unsere
6esellschaft.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

Quinn The doctor advised Bnsynan
10 take more exercise, TO 20 around
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

Mr.. Bloomfield Is a most eonsiderate
husband said AR. Gaswell 10 Mr..
Dnkane.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

DeFone How does he manage II
without losing valuable time at his
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

HusDand-what GU earth has hap
pened TO my driyerf
wife-O. couldn't lind the hammer.
SO | used that thing. II wasn't much
use, though.-Punch.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-09-21

Qulnn-He purchased one OF those re-
yolsing Office chairs aud NOW he gora
around all day.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
-FOUR POSTOFFICES
Over the River Will be Filled BY
Appointments Shortly.
DR.. HEINLEIN WINS CONTEST
For the Bridgeport Postofflcc, and
Mcssrs. Hillcs ut Barncsvillc, Car
roll ut st. Clnirsvillc and Edwards
Mt Toronto arc the Other Successful
Ones, all of Them Receiving MIR.
Danford's Recommendation.

Congressman Danford has settled the
postofIlce contests in the over-the-river
district by recommending Judge C. W.
Carroll, an old soldier and comrade. OF
the captain, as postmaster at st. Glars
Vile.
At GAINESVILLE, Samuel HIlles. another
old soldier, was recommended, and It
seems that at that place Mr.. Hilles and
Mr.. Thomas G. Moore. IT., who was also
candidate. came to an amicable un-
derstanding on their own account and
that the latter will remain in the office.
At Bridgeport, DR.. A. ]. Heinlein was
recommended rs the representative of
the young and active Republicans over
there. There was quite contest for
this place and 1t Is understood among
the friends Of the congressman that he
would have been quite well satisfied to
have rewarded all Of the applicants
had there been opportunity to SO do,
Captain Danford also recommended
William Edwards. a hustlIng young
Republican at Toronto. for the office at
that place.
These recommendations were made
by the congressman just before he and
his daughter hied themselves to the
scashore for rest and recuperatlon. and
the word from them yesterday was that
he Is better than he has been at any
time this year. II expects to return
to Washington the latter part of this
month and look after some matters in
the department delayed on account Of
his Ill health.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
TIE CRIMINAL COURT.
Henry Belmont Game not" and his
Whereabouts are Unknown,

Henry Belmont Game not" and his
Whereabouts are Unknown.
At yesterdays session OF the Ohio
county criminal court the case of the
state against Henry Belmont, said to
be n reputable citizen Of Montreal, Can
ada, who Is charged with the theft OF
a bolt of cloth from C. Hess G. Sons.
came up, but Belmont came not when
his name was called and his wherea-
bouts are unknown. He was recently
released from custody upon giving bond
In the sum of $500, with Attorney Sam
o. Boyce as surety. Ea-
In the case Of the state VS.. Edward
Darby there was plea Of guilty on the
No. felony Indictment, and the court
sentenced the boy to incarceration in
the state reform school at Pruntytowrl
until he reaches his majority. He will
reach the age OF sixteen years on the
22d OF next month, so he will serve five
years at the reform school. unless he Is
released sooner through record Of good
conduct. The No. 2 indictment remains
on the docket.
Fred Meyer and Tom Cassidy were re-
leased from custody.
State VS.. Walker Tut: demurrer OF
the defense overruled and the case re.
manded for trial on March 10. There
was plea of not guilty.
State VS.. George Palladium and state
VS.. William Philabaum: demurrer by
the defense sustained as to the first
count and overrulcd as to the second
count. There was plea of not guilty
md trial set for March II
State vs. H. Z. Bachmann; set for
trial March 13.
A capias was issued for Joe Tregola
on the sheriff of Wood county.
State vs. Angie Strong; set for hear
ing March IS.
State vs.. Fickerson; set for hearing
March 10.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
Personal NOTES.

Going and Coming of Wheeling
People and Visitors.
r. M. Fox, FaIrmont, Is a Windsor
register.
II. c. Kraft, Of sIstersville, is at the
Mcclure.
Thomas Green. OF Huntington, is in
the city. having been called heb by
the death OF Dennis Dallle.
r. L. L. Snodgrasa, wife and daugh-
ter. and Miss Bertha Mangold were
New Martinsvllle people ut the Howell
yesterday.
Mr.. r. c. Campbell, Of Denver, Colo,
who came here to attend the funeral of
his grandfather, Richard Crawford, left
yesterday Afternoon for his home.
Squire Fitzpatrick returned from
Scio yesterday. He has branchcd out
In the laundry business In the oil town,
and he Will doubtless get large share
OF the trade from his two competitors.
j.. W. LnZcnr registered from IN up-
to-datc West Virginia town last night,
ut the Stamm. so far as modern phrases
20. He registered from Ncxt--to get
to which would be difficult, considering
the muddy ronds.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10

There are many weak men almost in
despair over their condition. They
have tried numerous remedies without
any benefit and now they look to the
future without hope. But they should
take courage. An opportunity is pre-
scented to them of obtaining advice and
assistance of the greatest specialist in
the country In the diseases that cause
weakness In men. Dr. Greene, 35 West
Fourteenth street, New York city, the
most successful physician in curing
diseases. can be consulted by letter. free.
Write TO him. telling him all about your
case ana he VIII give You the advice that
nothing.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
In Clerk Rohertson,s onicc.

Yesterday in Clerk Robertson's Of
flee the following transfers of real es-
tate were recorded:
Deed made January 2S. 1899, by Green
wood cemetery to Marie Wendell con-
slderntion si7 so. transfers east half of
lot CT. Greenwood cemetery.
Deed made March 4. 1899. by Nelson A.
Noble and wife to Ella L. Hubbard, con-
slderatton $1,000, transfers part Of lot
In c. l.. Zane's addition.
Marriage licenses were issued to the
following:
Alfred Plues, %, and Blanche SpeIdel,
IS. of Wheeling.
William r, Ice. "a, and Sophia A. Lit
tie. q, OF Wheeling.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
IN THE NEW BUILDING.
Telephone Compnny's General Office.
and Pay Station Moved.

lCiGpioHc SOlHiunS ocTcrnt olnCcs
and Pay Station Moved.
The Central District Telephone com
pany has moved its general offices and
the pay station to the new telephone
building at 1901 Chaplinc street. Per.
sons desiring to use the long distance
phones will now call at the new build
ing. Superintendent Wolff says the local
exchange Will not be located in the new
building before April.
The improvements the company Is
now making In the Wheeling district
Will not be completed before the first
of May. The Standard Cable company
Of Pittsburgh, now has lorcc Of one
hundred men at work on the laying and
splicing of new cables Altogether S, 00C
to 10000 feet Of cable will be laid.
The entire first floor of the new build
Ing. which Is beyond doubt of the mos,
thorough construction In this city, will
be occupied by the company's offices,
and the local exchange will be located
on the second floor.
Beginning probably May l the users
OF the metallic circuit or long distance
phones will be favored with an improve
ment that will doubtless meet with gem
eral appreciation. II will not be ncces.
sary then to ring up Central" All
that Is necessary Is to lift the receiver
from Its place. This completes the cir.
cult and Central" responds to the auto.
matte call.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
Accident Mt Elm Grove.

A mule at the Elm Grove coal mine
had n bad fall yesterday. The mule
was being hoisted up the shaft. and
when thirty-tire feet high his mule
ship slipped back over the cage, and
fell to the bottom. A coal bank mule
Is pretty hard to Kill, consequently this
particular specimen was not dead when
picked up, but Its injuries were Of such
q nature that q few we'll directed bull
let's did the rest last night.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10

The Wheeling members of the Eighth
1mmunes, colored regiment. for which
company was recruited in this state
returned home from Georgia yester-
day, after being mustered out few
days ago. All looked we'll. and report
an enjoyable experience OF army life.
One of the best known members Is
Buck Tyler, who made n good-record
and in fact. all the boys upheld Wheel
ing's honor in the service. Among the
Wheelingites who returned were Buck
Tyler, Charles Raymond, 81 Pryor and
Fred Murray.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
c. HESS & SONS SPRING OPENING

We have now on exhibit one of tho
largest and best selected stocks of fine
tailoring Mt popular prices In the city,
We hnye added TO our cutting DEPART
j: Ed. Dorner. one ofthe most fhshion-
able cutters cast.
The artistic cut, stylish appearance
mcnts Will speak for themselves. r
Always the newest In fine firnIsh-
inHS. e. HESS d SONS.
Fashionable Tailors and Fine Furnish
ers, 1921 md 1923 Market Street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
President Raymond,s Lecture.

President Jerome r. Raymond, Of the
West Virginia university. who was
compelled by pressing engagements to
cancel his lecture date in this city sew
eral weeks ago, will positively be in the
city to-day and will believer his lecture
on Thomas Carlyle and Paternalism"
at the High school hall this evening.
President Raymond is an instructive
and entertaining talker and will no
doubt be greeted by n large audience.
Tibet public Is cordially Invited.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
Se1lechal

is the name Of a lustrous new
black silk of medium weight.
iWeaye-similar to eros dc
Londre. Finisll-similar to sat-
in Luxor. Both sides OF this
silk are finished alike. Prices in
easy buying range.
Silks here for every purpose.
# Every new kind Of Trimming.
Narrow Ruffiing Ribbons.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
1c aub cloal.,,.
She Eu6 cloMiers.
Like the Petals
OF a Flower 5000.

Gradually the spring seasonEis opening little ~
little The departments are getting into shape, and
as steadily all that remains Of winter is passing out
No danger Of us putting any Of this seasons goods
before you next year. Weare cleaning up cear--we
did before-so everything springg-kc is new You
know the sacrifices we make to insure it. You know
the satisfaction it is to you that Hundreds
new Spring Novelty Suits for Children Hundreds Of
new Spring Suits for Big Boys. Hundreds Of
new Spring Effects in Mems Suits and Shirts Glad
to have you drop in and see them. You will find
many novelties that only we are showing. To-day
the store spring store for all the spring wants you
have now. It is enough Of winter store yet 70
answer all such calls.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
Black Goods

also have a very strong follow
ing, particularly CREPONS.
One never seems to tire OF this
weave, SO prolific in divcrsencss.
It's fabric which wears beyond
expectations and always looks
dressy. Mohair, Wool, Silk and
combinations Of these in both
light and medium weight. 48o
TO $3.50 yard
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
dl,e.J 1dtellaer,rer
oflicc: a5 and 81 Fourteenth Street.
New Advertisements,

New Advertisements.
For sale-Howard Hazlett.
Saloon for sale.
For Sale-G. Q. Smith.
Entire Wheat Flour-H. F. Behrens Co.
Our Annual Lace Curtain and Wall
Paper Remnant Sale-Stone & Thomas
Eighth Page.
A Special Sale OF Chenille Portiere Cur
tnins-Geo. Z. Stifel {: Co.-Fifth Page.
Can't See Them-D. Gundling & Co.
Fifth Page tE
Fine Hats-McFadden's-S Page.
Found-Pocketbook.
Go To-LIst's. ,se-
We Are Buay-Goetze.
Ralston Health Flour.
Higher Prices-Geo. W. Johnsons Sons.
ALFRED Paull-General Agent for West
Virginia.
Wheels - House and Hermann : Fifth
Page, gIa ~. :
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
Ready=to=Wear Department.

1t takes time to perfect anything style.
That's why the first products generally aulty-lack this
that detail For this reason find its to advantage to
wait until the experimental stages have been safely passed
THAT time has arrived and take pleasure in announc
ing the receipt Of goodly portion Of our UP-TO-DATE
Suits Jackets Chidrcns Refers Skirts Waists Pctticoats
etc. Better examples Of fine tailoring nowhere.
New line OF long French Net Ties in Ivory and Butter
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
10000.

We have fitted moro than twenty
thousand pairs Of Spectncles. giving MS
record and experience uneQunlled by
any other opticfnn In West Virginia.
satisfaction Guaranteed.
JACOB w. GRUBB, Opticlnn.
No. 1900 Market Street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
o.Second Sight. .

When you feel that YOU have tried every
occurrence IL the surprise shown Inv ,hs
benefited patients. ut our office,
DO you have headache? Do your cvcs
wafer? DO they smart or burn? Does Tho
hr sn, run ho toEether when reading? Feel ns
double or mixed up7 liaye n desire 10 rnh
nc eyesH Twltehlng?, Does the light pnin
them? For any trouble OF your eyes con.
suit US During, this month We devote
r1usses ,'me n 10 chiIdren's eyes, We make
our ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS n careful exnmlna.
ton free OF charge. The best proof OF our
success ~ tho number OF recon,me lions
from our old patients. ''1 ', N'''''
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
Waist Silks

pure and simple-consisting Of
styles, wcaves and colors which
were specially designed, dyed
and woven for THIS PUR-
POSE ALONE. COULD be
used for other purposes, but are
pre-cminently suited for waists.
Styles by the hundred at any
price.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10

DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup is tho
standard remedy for throat and lung
troubles. 1t Is specific for grippe and
bronchitis
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10

WOMEN love n clear. healthy com.
lhexi2n. Pure blood makes It. Bur-
dock Blood Bltters makes pure blood. 1
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10

= Rough Dry Washed. Stnrchol md
dyed copts per pound.
Flint Work, Washed and Ironed, o
All hand work tlnished 10 cents Dor
pound. Az LUTZ BROS.
mlnst Homo Steam Laundry,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-10
THE .......
|COlored Dress Goods

stock we present to your notice
this spring represents a combi-
nation OF GOOD TASTE and
UNSTINTED MEANS. Moth
ing too choice-nothing too
fine for our patrons. Can suit
you at any price you choose to
pay, whether its Csc or $500
yard.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1899-12-22

apt to appreciate such a compliment as a
rich old bachelor, I'd like to know
"No one, I'm sure. But he thawed as
soon as he had seen our six little cherubs.
How he laughed when little Josiah rode on
my back and playfally kicked me in the
eye"
"And how merry he was when Ariadne
spilled milk on my best dress. What pleas
ure it must have been to witness such fehc'
ity. To . be sure, ] am sorry that he hap
pened to hear your remarks when my dress
makers biz came in, but
and had rather that he had been out OF
earshot when you told me your honest opin'
ion of a man who could not match embroid.
cry silks better than !, after he had been
married ten years. However, this is mere
detail. ! remember his rage when he found
that | had married his little fairy, as he
called YOU Odd, isn't it, that he has for
given me now that you weigh twice as
much!
"Humph may weigh few pounds more,
but my hair is intact, and that is more
than"
And now he is sending us a Christmas
box. | wonder what it contains? The chill
dren will be up at daylight to find out. Well,
prosperity will not change us!"
"Never. Even though | am able to dress
as well as our own hired girl, shall not in.
sist that you write it Xmas, instead OF
Christmas, nor shall i call it appendicitis
when little Rufus has eaten too much pie.
Personally, / expect tickets to Europe"
Tickets to Europe, and | such poor
sailor that the sight of a marine in water
coors gives me seasickness! Nonsense, he
has sent us the deed to ranch in Texas
"A ranch-and ! so afraid of cattle! How
mean of you to think of such thing III
never live on a ranch!"
"And shall certainly not go to Europe!
81 shall, and III never speak to you again.
There"
Even your voice would not reach from
Europe to Texas. But here is the express
man, and you'll see that | was right"
THAT ! was, dear, What a hage box!
Pm glad that he forgave us just at Christ
mas when he need not check his generosity.
That trip to Europe"
"Texas, you meanl" The lid was off the
box at last, and silence fell upon Them as
the gifts were opened. When the last one
lay before them, they flung themselves
despairingy into each others arms,
"The villain said he had forgiven usl' she
cried.
"lIe can afford to-he is avenged" he
groaned,
For the box contained One music box
which played only rag time; one drum, fife
| three horns, a toy piano. six packages Of
| dynamite crackers, one Chinese gong, toy
pistol and card, on which was written
with Cousin Roberts best wishes for I
very merry Christmas"