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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
Banlell Notes.

Oh yes. il rains quite often and
some fields Of corn look like they had
been turned into fresh pasture.
Bert Boorman, Dept. Woodman, is
al home just now but expects TO take
the field soon again Bert is sue
cessful camp organizer.
The church festival Friday evening
at Brodtyille was a notable event and
fair sum helped TO reduce the pas
tors salary.
The old soldiers and families met
and had their usual good time and a
fine dinner at the home Of Comradc
Bossi
Friday, the closing day Of the
school, was a red letter day for Bag
ley. Spectators present had but one
sentiment to express and that was
that the exercises were Just fine.
Rev. Stewart will hold tent meet
ings here every night this week and
expects to receive help from time to
time from talent elsewhere.
The weather at present is close and
sultry.
Celebration this year in Jacob Beers
grove in central part of township. A
big time, come. U-No
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
BOiCe Greek BudQet.

The weather has been quite nnfav-
orable for corn growing, and much
corn vii have to he replanted.
John Nogel who was so severely in
ured about week ago, while pull
ing stumps for Joe Ienz is in 4 serious
condition and suffers excruciatinn
pain. His many friends wish him a
speedy recovery. His mother arrived
last Thursday from Chicago to assist
in nursing him back to health.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. p. Irish of Lancas-
ter spent Sunday on the Creek, visit
ing old friends and viewing the scenes
of their youth.
Mr.. Russell Taylor accompanied by
his daughter Miss Grace made a bust
ness trip to Potosi last Saturday and
took dinner with John Campbell and
family.
Elmer Wilcox made a flying trip to
Beetown on his bike Saturday.
Mrs Julia Roesch who has had a
severe attack of bilious fever has re-
covered sufficiently to be able to be
around the house
Mr. Delbcrt Richardson and Miss
Mile Galley drove to Bectown Sunday
to see the lattcr's sister, Mr.. Philip
Meyers.
Lake Roesch took in the sights Of
Potosi one day last week
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Cardey and Gertie
spent Sunday with Mrs. Geo Gelbach
at Elmdae
Mrs. Henry O'IIara is suffering from
a severe attack Of eczema
Misses Bessie and Nora Wilcox Of
Bectcwn visited oyer Sunday with
their cousins Misses Efie and Susie
Hampton Au reyoir,
SLEEPY SAL
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
The Past. Present and future.


rades are Sleeping,
a power that's prophetic has opened my
sight;
our country expanded in border and
ana ylsl l}il COME marching from memories
,,s 81 scenes that are sacred 70 patriots true.
o.rrwnelmed
sur SliueteH - nag 70 le brave lines o.
no,,,ho s,,,,,o,,iot,,, ...a,a ,,,u
,,,And, quick me long lines responsiyely form.
ne blush 81 the morn IS casting It's beauty
Where soon will be raging Inc battles
fierce storm
me battle IS over, the shadows arc creeping
in gloom
svt McdlJ CONF duea ING ldlieh ones seek
ihG'
ho Ionhd ~ VIRGINIA ihef glory ana
TOMB
see All"Hdtt"N Wheic treason suffchu-
s-its proud battle ti2es that must ever lie
low
| am rcadlag again The terms that were
of pe;S,' a., lie bravo l,,t ~. ,nisoni,ed toe
WIN no,o.., ,,.,- ,,..,de,. n.,,..-,,,, GROW
HiNs' ~ ' ~ ""' ''i W = "i'N ~ '''t3 st"'
ol aoil thdl Md9 Wdtsleo ~ pau lots'
No. t, ,,Vou ,.,..,,.t ,,....,,. ,.t,,f,,l,,
- ~ ~ m" ~ NV tHouSh P''i"iu - ~
,,,.s nm KIM ,,l,,i
-A"'-'a r. = '''9 " = ~ - WI N'o
- t. -, - ,..., 1910,
AND glory ne'er dreamed OF by sages OF
-. plu'
me past mas been bright. but the pteseh'
llVul .. 49,
y ltauEat win q ~ htnss9 anu si"9
u"lo'u'
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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
RICHARD PARKS BLAND DEAD.
Famous Champion of silver Passes Away
at Lebanon, Mo.


at Lebanon, Mo.
The Hon. r. P. Bland died at Leb-
anon, Mo-, early in the morning of
June 15
The funeral took place at Lebanon
at 4 o'clock Saturday, June IL. Mr..
BANDS remains were placed in the
opera-house and lay in state for
twenty-four hours. The funeral was
conducted by the Masonic order, and
all the ministers of Lebanon assisted
Richard Park Bland was born near
Hartford. Ohio county, KY, Aug. l9,
1885. He was left an orphan at an
early age. In 1855 he left Kentucky
and went to Missouri. Shortly after
he moved to California and later to
Virginia city. New. In 1869 he settled
in Lebanon where he followed the
profession Of law
In 1873 he was elected to the XLIlId
congress. and was returned to the
XLTVth. XLVth. XLVIth, XLVIIth,
XLYIIIth. VLIXth, Lth, List, Lid.
and LIIId. He was not member OF
the LIVth congress, but was elected to
the Lvth as a silver democrat. He
was also elected to the LVIth con-
gress.
In 1896 he was a candidate for the
nomination for president before the
democratic national convention. He
was defeated by William J. Bryan. Mr..
Bland was one of'the original silver
men and was the author of the famous
| Bland bill
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
Obituaru..DersCh.

Mr. Herman Dersch was born at
Tresbach, Kreis, Marburg, Hesscn
Kassel, Germany, December !, 1926.
He was reared in that country under
the Christian influence Of his fathers
home. In 1852 he came to America
settling first al Reading, Penn, where
a year later he married Miss Marga-
retha Schmitt. This union was bless
ed and made happier by seven child
rem. all Of whom are living They
are Mrs. Fred Keller, Henry Dersch
Of Lancaster. John Derssh of Indiana,
Herman Dersch OF Lancaster, Jacob
Dersch of Liberty and Mrs Gus. Pesey
and Mrs Oscar HebeIlein Of LancaS-
ter
Mr.. and Mrs. Dcrsch, senior, moved
to Liberty and settled on farm in
the year 1860 or 1861 Eight years
ago Mrs. Dersch died and for two
years MIR. Dcrsch has been living in
Lancaster with his daughter Mrs.
Poscy Last April he was stricken
with paralysis and on June 3, he had
another aud scycrcr stroke. Atabont
! O'Clock, a. NJ, June 10, his spirit
took III tight Funeral exercises
we're held June the 18Th, first. at the
Posey residence conducted by Rev.
Rmgold and second, at the Rock
church in Liberty conducted by Rev.
Zilinska.
Mr. Dersch was an honorable Chris
tan gentleman, loved by his family
and respected by all who knew him.
He was member Of the Evangelical
church
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

Victims u stomach, liver and kidney
troubles Is well Is women and An feel
the results in loss Of appetite, pois-
ons in The blood. backachc, nervous
ness, headache and tired. listlcss. run
down feeling But there's no need to
feel like that Listen to J W Gard
ncr, ldaville, Ind. lie says, Electric
Bitters are Just the thing for man
when he il All rundown and don't
care whether he lives 81 dies. II did
more to give me new strength and
good appetite than any thing could
take. can now eal anything and
have new lease on life OnIy soc
at j. T. Benefits drug store Every
bottle guaranteed
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
Millions Given Away.

II is certainly gratifying to the pub
lie to know Of one concern in the land
who arc not afraid to be generous TO
the needy and suffering. The pro-
prietors of DR.. Kings New Discovery
for consumption, coughs and colds
have given away over ten million trial
bottles OF this great medicine and
have the satisfaction of knowing it
has absolutely cured thousands OF
hopeless eases Asthma. bronchitis,
hoarseness and all diseases OF the
throat, chest and lungs are surely
cured by it. Call on j T. Bennett
druggist, and get free trial bottle
Regular size soc and 81 Loo Every
bottle guaranteed.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
Cntarrc oth,. Cnred

With LOCAL APPLICATIONS as they
cannot reach the seat Of the disease
Catarrh is a blood or constitutional
disease and in order To cure il you
must take internal remedies. Halls
Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces Halls Catarrh Cure is not
q 4uack medicine. II was prescribed
by one Of the best physicians in this
country for years and Is regular
prescription. 1t is composed q the
1est tonnes known. combined with
the best blood purifiers, acting direct
ly on the mucous surfaces The per-
feet combination Of the two iugredi-
ents is what produces such wonderful
results in curing catarrh Send for
testimonials free.
i J. CHENEY ~ CO., Toledo O.
Sold by druggists, zoe
Hairs Family Pills are the bcst
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
Cured When Others Failed

S. A. INGALLS,, Crown Point.
N. Y, writes, my wife suffered
from kidney trouble for years She
consulted several physicians and tried
a number Of kidney cures without
getting relief. She was induced to try
Foley's Kidney |Gre and in less than
a week after she began using it she
was greatly improved and three bot
ties CURED her.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
Red Hot From the Gun

Was the ball that hit G. b. Steadman
of Newark, Mich, in the Civil war
IL caused horrible ulcers that nc
treatment helped for 20 years. Then
Bncklen's Arnica Salve cured him.
Cures cuts, bruises, burns, boils. fel.
ons. eorns, skin eruptions. Best pile
cure on earth. 25cts a box. Cure
guaranteed. Sold by j. T. Bennett,
druggist.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

Any adult uilering froma cold set
tied on the breast bronchitis, throat
or lung troubles d any nature, who
will can at stone 4 Ilassel's Or Joseph
T Brmctt's will be presented with a
sample bottle Of Boschce's German
Syrup free Of charge Only one bot
tie given to one person and none to
children without order from parents
No throat or lung remedy ever had
such sale as Boschee's German syrup
IN all parts Of the civilized world
Twenty years ago millions Of bottles
We're given away and your druggist
will ten you its success was marvel
Gus. II is really the only throat and
lung remedy generally endorsed BY
physicians. One Is cent bottle will
cure or prove lis value. Sold by
dealers in all civilized countries
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
,irn,n-n nrlnrs Relief

10 the coffee drinker Coffee drinking lisa
habit that Is universally INDUCED in and
almost universally injurious. Have you
tried Grain-0s 1t is almost like coffee bat
the effects are Just to the opposite. Coffee
upscts the stomach, ruins The digcs tinn
effects the heart ana disturhs the whole
nervous system. Grain-O tones up the
stomach aids digestion and Strengthens the
nerves There IS nothing but nOnrishmcnt
in Grain-O II can't be otherwise - and
y cents.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
LICENsEp no MARKY

-o-o-~-o~oo-o-o-N-N-0-0-r N~0-N-NN~0~~0-o-o-0o
June I5 ALBERT DOerrtr. Dubuque, Iowa.
and Sybefa Ginther of CaSsyllle 81
June Is. f. w. Steiaforth and Elizabeth
Witzig Of Fennimore.
June 10. Francis A. Arms Of Emmetshnrg
Iowa. and kathryn Grace Walters q Ecu
nmOre
June 10 John w Hinde Of Fpworth. Iowa
and Hattie Jackson Of Wyalusing
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

A woman wants man for aus
band. one with life. energy. ccatage.
Girls, ii you get one without these
qualities give him Rocky Mountain
Tea Twill do the business. Stone
q Has sell and j / Bennett
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

On July |, ?, 3 and 4, the North
western Line will sell excursion tick
cts ut low rates to points on the
Northwestern system within POO
miles Of selling station, good return
ing until July inclusive Apply 10
Agents Chicago ~ Northwestern Rail
way. lSw2
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
Exceptionally Low RATES TO Denver Col

ENetptIOHaIIy Tow Ratss 10 Denver, Col
Via the Northwestern Line. Excur-
sion tickets will be sold at greatly re-
duced rates from all stations June 70
to July IL. inclusive, limited to Oct.
81, 1899, inclusive. Variable routes,
delightful scenery. Apply to agents
Chicago 4 Northwestern R'y. 1sw3
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
Give tho Chilarnn a Drink

called Grain-O. Ii isadciicious appcti2inr
nOurishug food drink e take III. place 81
coffee. sold bY All groccrs ana / sea by All
Who have used Il because VIII, J properly
prepared it tastes like the fines coffee hnl
is tree from all its injurious properties.
Grain-O aids digestion ana ST. ,ngthcnS the
nerves. IL is not a stimular hut a health
builder and children as wei as adults can
drink II with great benefit. Costs about Il
As much rs coffee. Is aud - cents
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
THE HERALD
Clyde r. Skowalter, Editor
AND PROPRIETOR
THURSDAY, JUNE %, 1899.

fhe Greater American Exposition
at Omaha this summer promises to
surpass the efforts OF last year. 1t
opens July l. Mi Iway features and
similar attractions are largely adycr-
tised
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
ExccrllonalIy Low Rates 10 Cmclnnatl D

Via the Northwestern Line. EXcur-
sion tickets will be sold at greatly re-
duced rates from all stations June 2G,
u and IS (but not for trains arriving
Chicago before June ~ limited to
July ), 1899, inclusive. on account Of
National Sangcrfcst. Apply to agents
Chicago 4 Northwestern R'y 1t
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

BACKAClIE should never be neg
lectcd II means kidney disorder
which, if allowed TO run too long, will
result IN Bright's disease. diabetes or
other serious and often fatal com
plants. FOnEY'S KIDNEY CURE is
guaranteed for kidney disorder
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

letter eczema and skin diseases
yield quickly TO The marvellous healing
qualities Of Banner Salve made from
4 prescription Of skin specialist Of
world wide fame. 2jc.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

John, il you were woman you'd
know as | know and all other women
know that Rocky Mountain Tea is the
greatest blessing woman ever had
30 cents. Stone 4 Hassell and J i
Bennett
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
Home for odd Fellows

Representative Odd Fellows from all
parts Of Minnesota, Wisconsin and the
Dakotas witnessed the laying of the
cornerstone Of the new Minnesota Odd
Fellows Home and Orphan Asylum at
Mortified, Mimi.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
Trusts barred from Michigan

The Michigan legislature passed the
Sayre antitrust bill, which, if eonsti-
tutional, will effectually shut out Of
the state all trusts and combinations
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

Mike Morrissey. the newly arrived
Irish heavyweight pugilist, has depos-
ted $4,000 to bind a match with jim
ceffries, the heavyweight champion.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

The thirtieth annual convention OF
the Northern Indiana Editorial asso-
citation closed at Muncie. f. d. Hahn
laugh, Muncie, was elected president.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
FILIPINOS MAKE AN ATTACK.


Raid OF tFe IhsUTgthJs'
Philippine insurgents concentrated
a large force near San Fernando and
attacked MacArthurs troops, The en-
envy was quickly driven back, leaving
over fifty dead on the field and large
number wounded Our casualties were
fourteen wounded, mostly very sight
The attack Is believed to have been
under the personal direction Of Ag-
uinq110
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
Exceptionally Low rates % pe,roi, .m.ch

Exceptionally 70" Rates toDetroit Mich
Via the Northwestern Line. Excur-
Sion tickets will be sold 1T greatly re-
duccd rates from all stations JULY 3
to 3 inclusive limited TO Aug. Is.
1899, inclusive, Oh account of Annual
Christian Endeayor convention. APP
ply to agents Chicago Il Northwestern
R'y 1872
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
For Indcrendcnce 81 cnhn.

Steps are being taken by the direc-
tion of the president looking toward
turning over the island of Cuba to its
inhabitants as an independent nation.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
Excursion Tickets to Masonic Lodqe Picnic,
DOdgeville, Wis.

Via the Northwestern Line will be
sold at reduced rates from Madison
and stations IN Wisconsin west there
OF June - limited to June % inclu-
sive. Apply to agents Chicago and
northwestern ny. 1871
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

The lower house OF ,ne Prussian diet
by vote of 240 to 100 referred back to
committee the Rhine and Elbe canal
I'LL
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
May Imports show Increase.

The imports Of merchandise for the
month Of May were valued at $40, 131.-
CPS being $16,546,977 in excess Of
those for the same month last year.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
nrnncht Nm Inrt Tnrmers

Reports received from various sec
tons q New England indicate that the
PIE cot dsou2ht Is general and de-
'atctiye The financial loss to farm
rs Will be excessive.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
pcesident taking a Rest.

The president and Mrs Mckinley,
with a party Of friends, are on a tour
through the state Of Massachusetts.
The trip will occupy from ten days to
two weeks.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

Cut, bruise or sprain quickly
healed with Banner Salyc, the great
est healing remedy in the world.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

Foley's Kidney Cure is safe sure
remedy for all kidney and bladder
diseases. Guaranteed s0cfs.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
GeorgIa MAN Is Choscn.

The Supreme lodge, knights Of
Honor elected John P. shannon. Ell
berton. Ga. supreme dictator
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

Rocky Mountain Tea is not simply
a laxative. It's wonderful remedy
for every kind of ache, constipation,
Indigestion, bad blood. Stone q Has
sell and j T. Bennett.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
CANADA SENDS ULTIMATUM,
Insists on Her Demands as to the

Alaskan boundary.
Canada is said to have served no
lice On Great Britain that she must
ha1sc between the friendship Of the
l'ritad states and her North American
joniuiun n The settlement of the
tla Ean boundary question.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22
Nv Kaelnroeiln rrontr slnnen. !

new treaty between the United
States and Great Britain covering reel
procity with the British West Indian
colony Of the Barbados, has been
signed
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

GOING NORTH.
Daily TX. sun TX sun
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1899-06-22

GOING SOUTH.
Ex. sun. Ex. sun Daily
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-01

In the current issue OF the Bankers
Magazine there S. an article ON the use
Of bank accounts and checks TO- carry ON
bu-ire.s in which there are some state
ncnts interesting 90 The Times and 10
those who believe iu state banks OF issue
AT tho outset the writer SAYS that a
much smaller amount OF bank notes is
rc1rirod iu Great Britain Cham in France.
because ln the former nation the custom
is 20 make au business payments by
checks. Ths.is true. also. in great
measure OF the United States. and IS In
nrof os the contention of The Times.
that by reason OF the increased use of
checks and bills OF exchange there is not
the need that there formerly was Of act
ual money.
Speaking Of the custom 10 this country
The writer OF the article from which we
quote. says that there IS no doubt that
increased use Of checks has been fos-
tered by tho restrictions which have been
placed on the issue OF bank notes. that
the ten per cent. tax OBJ State bank notes
has prevented the State banks from using
the.r issues to meet the demands of their
deposltors. and The severely restricted
currency OF tho National banks has been
OF little service in this direction. And
then Il IS added. "The vast extent of
territory and the large proportion of the
people engaged fin agriculture would seem
10 have tendency to diminish payment
by check and require the use of actual
money"
Here IS the whole currency question in
nutshell We do not need more money
An the sense that the inaatIouIsts apply
tho term. We do not need 90 open The
mlnts to the free coiuaee OF silver We
DO not need 10 set the printing presses
Of the country To- work grinding out Ire
redeemable paper money. There is plenty
OF money for the great transactions of
lie. Tor. ass wo have said and as The
Bankers Magazine says. these ransac-
lions are carried on by checks and bills
OF exchange. But there is great need in
thu rural districts for more currency ass
was so forcibly demonstrated in am are
ticle recently contributed 90 The Times
by a correspondent nom Marion, and
this can Doe supplied only by state banks
of issue.
Itisa strange thlng 90 us that whom
ever the times "g.t out OF jon,' many
people begin 10 ciamor Tor more ieei-.a-
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-01

Tie Clinch Valley Wa) News which has
been so.us good service in the interest Of
honest elections. prints an editorial article
IN its last issue. suggesting a preventive
10 bribery j. says that although there
IS stringent law on the statute books
prescribing heavy penalties for either
buying or selling a vote. the law does
NOT prevent the evil. ana our contempt
rary declares that "the evil SIS rampant
and growing rieht along an over the
state OH the very face OF the law Let
,he people OF the country it suggests as
4 remedy. "who realize the necessity OF
checking this evil band together and re-
fuse 20 support any candidate Tor amy
ONCE who IS not willing % take oath. az
Ger his election that no money has been
spent by him. or other men. in any man
uer TO purchase votes or in amy way 20
influence DIS election
We are afraid that that remedy viii
not do 1he man who is corrupt enough
TO employ money in the purchase OF votes
10 corrup, enough 20 be about it after
the dirty work has been done. Then
too there are many ways or lodging
q charge OF THIS character The candidate
ye,y rarely. n ever. in person approaches
any voter With an offer OF money. IIs
Goes Il through his agents lie and his
supporters put ~ a certain amount Of
money for a campaign fund ana that is
al they have 10 DO with It. IA TO the
Saseus.smsnt Of the fund that u done
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-01
~. MnnnrlfnI n-cLor..

They have found ONT how couslmpt
may be positively cured,
ua that uscl $40 wouy people need 10
longer Doe endured,
They've discovered lymphs and serums.
So wc have been plainly told.
That VIII stop the sad necessity of ever
growing old.
They are finding ont the microbes, fhey re-
advancing day Dog day.
But people Keep ON dying In the same
old-tash.oned way.
Word may come tomorrow morning that
some horrible disease
Has been mastered ny some doctor here
at home or over seas;
They are stopping AN the fevers and ar
resting AN the ills
That tho human form is heir 90, with
their serums and their pills.
They are causing men 90 wonder az their
triumphs every day.
But people keep on dying i'm the same
Old-fashioned way
What woudrous thing Sc science! They
can take a germ from You
And consult its inclinatons and exploit
its foib.es. too;
They have found out that The stomach IS
of very little use.
They can master ON IT'S functions with
the gizzard of goose;
They are cutting. they are doping. they're
advancing day by day
But people keep on dying In the same
old.fashioned way
s.. T. Kiser, in Chicago Times-Ilerald.