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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-05
OFFICERS ELECTED.

f. +. Hendrick lodge, Brotherhood
of Railroad Trainmen, of this city, held
election OF officers in their lodge room
in the old odd Fellows building, on
South Church street, Sunday afternoon
and resulted as follows: Master, j.
Milligan; vice-master, j. Thomas;
flnancier. p. L. Dockerty; secretary,
f. A. Wonnacott; journal agent, ].
Quinn.
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PECKVILLE.

Mr.. j. d. Peck, president of the Peck
Lumber Manufacturing company, left
yesterday on a business trip to the
company's saw mills at Cross Forks,
Potter county.
Mr.. A. A. Ayers, great senior saga
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-05
Rose Sydells London Bellies.

The strong feature of the Rose Sy-
dell's London Bellies company, which
opened a three days engagement at
the Gaiety yesterday afternoon is the
acrobatic work of the four Nelson sis
ters. Nothing superior to it has ever
been seen in this city and it is very
much to be doubted if they have ever
been equalled here. Other features of
the olio are Hilton Brothers, jugglers;
Shepp and Lee, comedians; O'Rourke
and Burnette, buck and wing dancers !;
Shattuck and Bernard, sketch artists.
The performance opens with skit,
"Cafe della Amerique,' and closes with
a burlesque, THE Snapper" which is
seasoned with tobasco sauce. The
company will be at the Gaiety today
and tomorrow afternoons and even
ings.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-05
His Experience.

"Womans work is never done" quoted
the sympathetic citizen.
That's right" answered Mr.. Meekton
earnestly, 81 have observed II In Hen
rietta's case. Woman's work Is never
done. There is always enough of It left
over to keep her husband busy from the
time he gets through dinner I'LL he's
so tired ne has to go to ed."-Wash-
ington Star.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-05
Central Railroad OF New jersey

Stations in New York-Foot Of Liberty
street. n. r., and South Ferry, Whitehall
street.
Anthracite coal used exclusively, insur-
ing cleanliness and comfort.
TINE TABLE IN EFFECT NOV. 10, 1899.
Trains leave Scranton for New York,
Newark, Elizabeth, Philadelphia, Easton:
Bethlehem, Allentown, Mauch Chunk and
White Haven, at $50 a. m; express l2O;
express 400 D. m. Sundays, 2.li 2. m.
For Fittston and Wilkes Barre. $50 a.
m, 1.20, 400 p. IN. Sundays, 2.l5 p. m.
For Baltimore and Washington, and
points South and West Via Bethlehem.
$50 a. m.. 1.20 p. m. Sundays, 2.l5 p. m.
For Long Branch. Ocean Grove, etc, at
For Reading Lebanon and Harrisburg.
via Allentown, $50 a. m, 12O p. m. Sum
DAYS, 2.15 p. m.
Through tickets to all points East'
South and West at lowest rate at the
station. -
IT, p. BALDWIN, Gen. Pass. Agt.
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Erie and Wyoming Valley.

Time Table in Effect Sept. H. 1899;
Trains leave Scranton for New York.
and intermediate points on
nnints at 7O5 a. m. and 2.9S p. m
Returning trains arrive AZ scranton
AT O2i a, m and Si6 and $40 p. m.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-05
New York, Ontario and Western Rail-
way.

TIME TABLE IN EFFECT MONDAY.
NN'OoNSn leaves Scranton for Carbondale
IA "Tadosia at 1888 a, m, connecting
Sth Siith through trains east and west. Train
Ieaycs Cadosia for Carb9ndale ana
GecrNonton nj eos r. m, leaving Carbon
Soie at 33l p. m. and arriving at Scran-
sundays only-For Cadosia, connecting
with main line trains east east and no west at
T|T Tp|ntnrning, leaves Cadosia at 4So p. m,
eoving Carhondale at 80 p, m, and ar
riying at Scranton at G,35 p, m
J. G. Anderson. q. p. A,
II Flltcroft, ID. p A, New YORK.
Scranton.
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Lehigh Valley Railroad.
In Effect Nov. 10, 1899.
TRAINS LEAVE SCRANTON.


For Philadelphia and New York. via D.
&, II r. r. at Gas a. m and 1908, 2.ls.
A97 BLACK Diamond EApressl, and ll.3Q
n, m. Sundays, d. & II. r. r., l.5S, 74s
For White Haven, Eazleton and .prin-
cinai points in the coal regions, via u.
E, S,pfit pH r. r., 6.i5. els and 427 p, m. For
Pottsyiile, GAS. 2lS p. M.
For bethlehem, Easton, Reading, Har-
rishurg and principal intermediate sta
ti0ns. Via ID. & II. r. r.. 6.45 a. M; 1903.
SIs 81 CBlack Diamond EXpress), ll.SO.
SUNDAYS, D. & II. r. r. l.5S las p. m.
For Tunkhancck, TOwanda. Elmira.
Ithaca. Geneva and principal intermedi-
dtp'' are stations via D.. L. e w. Il. r., sos
n M, 100 and 3.35 n. m.
For Geneva, Rochester Buffalo, Mag
ora Falls, ChicaEo, and all points west,
,n"rd wa a Exprcssi 7iS, 1914, 1l.3O p, m. Sum
days. d. & II. r. r., 1903 p, m,' las p. M
P,,ilman parlOr and sleeping or Lehish
vaIIev pnrior cars on all trains between
WV;iiIiEcs- Barre and New York, Philadel-
Mia buffalo and Susnonsion Bridge. .
ROTIIN II. WILBUR, Gen. Supt,, %
i'C6rtlnrd St New York.
CtIhS 6 LEE. Gen. Pass. Agt., 26 Cort-
iandt street New York
A w NONNFN ACHER, Div. Pass. Agt.,
south bethlehem, Pa.
ISor tickets and Pullman reservations
appIy sOs Lackawanna ave, Scranton Pa.
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The Peoples Exchange.

POPULAR CLEARING HOUSE for the Benefit OF All Who
~ Have Houses to Rent, Estats Property
Sell Exchange, Who Want Situations Hep-Thess
Small Cost Cent Word Six Insertions for
Five Cents Exsep Situations Wanted, Which In
serte Free
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-05
CITY SCAvENGER

A. B. BRIGGS CLEANS PRIVY VAULTS
and cess pools; no odor, ImproYAd
pumps used, A. p. BRIGGS, Propristbf
Leave orders ilDQ -Nerth Main venuS.
y or Eicke's dfns FtoRe ssotfep Adpgn anti
Mulberry. Telephoue $50,
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NEWSPAPERS

THE WILKES-BARRE RECORD CAN
be had in Scranton at the news stands
OF Reisman BroD., 405 Spruce and 500 Lin.
den; M Norton 322 Lackawanna avenue;
I. S. Schutzer 2ll Spruce street.
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SCALP TREATMENT.

- .>,--~N1>N0l>NlNN>(>'47N N>NT>1NNN.NN7lNNN-1
MRS. l.. T. KELLER, SCALE. -TREAT-
ment JQc; shampooing, b0o.i facial
massqPe, manicuring, 25c,; chiroppdy.
79i quincy. ~
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-05

aWapudi Ss''
|, Charles W. Gunstor cashier of the
above ne med bank, do solemnly swear
that the above statement is true TO the
best Of my knowledge and belief
(Signed) c. w, GUNSTER, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
2d day of December, 1893.
(Signed) JAS, II. TORREY,
Notary Public,
Correct-Attest:
JAS. j. WILLIAMS,
THOMAS E. JONES,
FRANKLIN HOWELL,
Directors,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-05
RAILROAD TIME TABLE
pennsylvania RAILROAD

Schedule in Effect June 10, 1899.
Trains Leave Scranton; .-
Gas a. m, week days, for sunbury,
Harrisburg, Philadelphia, Balti-
more, Washington, and for Pitts
burg and the West.
e.3S a. M, week days, for Hazleton,
Pottsvllle, Reading, Norristown,
and Philadelphia; and for Sun
bury, Harrisburg, Philadelphia,
Baltimore, Washington and Pitts
burg and the West.
ais p. M, week days Sundays 1.5S
p. ln.), for Sunbury, Harrisburg,
Philadelphia, Baltimore, WASH
ington and Pittsburg and the
West.
4.27 p. M, week days, for Sunbury,
Harrisburg, Philadelphia and
Pittsburg.
J. r. WOOD, GenI. Pass. Agent.
j. b. HUTCHINSON, General Manager.
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Immediate and Lasting
z!S1!lk!&z1u
A., NJ viS=)
WORLD FHMOUS TONIC
Prevents Waste,
Aids Digestion,
Braces Body, Brain
and Nerves.

No other preparation has ever received
so many voluntary testimonials from
eminent people as the world-famous
Mariana Wine.
Sold by all druggists. Refuse substitutes.
Mariani & Co., 50 w. 18th St, New
York, publish handsome book of en-"
dorsements of Emperors, Empress, Prin-
ness, Cardinals, Archbishops and other
distinguished personages. 1t is sent
gratis and postpaid to all who write
for IL.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-05
ORES SM MAKING.

DRESSMAKING FOR CHILDREN TO
order; also ladies' waists. Louise
Shoemaker, 212 Adams avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-05
AGENTS WANTED.

SALESMEN-IF YOU WANT TO MAKE
$500 a year work for us. Our leather
suspenders sell themselves: cannot wear
out: attractive assortment; exclusive ter
ritory; samples free conditionally. j. 5,
Berry Mfg Co., A 529 Cincinnati, ..
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HELP WANTED-MALE
LOST


LOST-A GOLD WATCH BETWEEN
Hampton street and Fillmore avenue,
with initials Mary r. Price, Aberdare.
Finder will be rewarded by returning
same to Tribune office.
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Boston,s Library.

Agreements have been signed for the
purchase of the old public library
building in Boylston street, Boston, by
the Frederick l.. Ames estate for $780,
600, and the formal transfer will be
made some time this month, according
to the Transcript. Forty-four years
ago the corner stone of the library
building was laid, and three years later
the building was completed and dedi-
Gated. After forty years of occupancy
for library purposes it was abandoned
for the new structure in Copley square.
Joshua Bates Of England, a banker
born in Massachusetts, contributed
$4,000 toward the building fund. and
to this amount other donations were
added. The building cost $685., 900, and
at that time the number of books in
the reading room was 1925: number
Of volumes in the library, 22,o47.
Among the contributors of books were:
Theodore Parker. 10000 volumes: Geo.
Tichnor. $500 volumes. including val
liable Spanish collection; the sons Of
DR.. Nathaniel Bowditch gave their
fathers library Of $500 volumes and
$500 An cash for the purchase Of books:
Abbott Lawrence bequeatlet SO O0(,:
Mary g. Townsend, $4,000; Jonathan
Phillips, $40. GOO: Mrs. Sally lnman
Kast. $1,000. n 1856 Joshua Bates
gave large number Of books. !
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-04-28
AMERICAN LOCOMOTIVES.
English Workmen Have Many Objections
to Their Introduction.

English Workmen Have Many Objections
to Their Introduction.
English workmen do not view with
complacency the introduction of the
American locomotives on the Midland
railway. They are not only an af-
front to their national pride, but they
see in them positive menace to the
engineers trades union, which has
been one OF the most powerful in all
Europe. The American locomotive is
placed on the rails in Great Britain
at cost Of from 20 to 30 per cent less
than the British makers can produce
the same sort of machine So the
working of the American locomotives
is watched with much more than ordi-
nary interest by men on both sides of
the ocean. II the machines can be
made thoroughly adapted to British
requirements at such saving of cost
to the British railway companies, it
means that the British maker must
produce them at like cost or else
be thrown out of the market. That
means lower wages to the British
workman, and against that he will
fight with all his characteristic OBJ
stinacy. as he has to the introduction
OF labor saving machinery. Even the
long drawn out and disastrous strike
which made possible the Introduction
of the American locomotive, has not
taught them the whole of their lesson.
There Is even now proposition on
foot that the union of locomotive
drivers shall adopt rule prohibiting
members from handling an American
made locomotive, when the engineers
union shall reach the conclusion if it
does. that the introduction of the
American machine threatens seriously
the wages of their trade.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-04-28
WRITER'S OF p AVS.


They Are Usually Paia Percentage OF
ores Rscsspes.
Wonderful stories are told Of the
amounts paid to dramatic authors, says
w. ]. Henderson in Scribner's. II they
were true, they would prove that the
quickest way to get rich was to write
successful play. 1t takes two years.
however, for o skilled dramatist, like
Bronson Howard, to make play, and
he cannot guarantee that it will be
liked by the unfathomable public. I
do not know what Mr.. Howard re-
ceives, but the typical pay Of drama
tic author Is per cent OF the gross re-
cetpts weekly. But there Is no fixed
standard Of payments. Some play
wrights get certain sum down and
the usual royalty OF s per cent. 9th
ers are paid on a sliding scale One
noted pair OF ollaborators received for
one OF their productions 6 per cent Of
the gross receipts up to $4,000. and /
per cent additional Of each one thou
sand over that figure. As their work
drew $4,000 week for the first six
weeks their managers had to pay them
800 a week for the use Of their work
In the case of purely theatrical back
work smaller prices are paid, and the
rate is often fixed at SO much night
$25 being good fee. For adaptations
royalties are seldom paid in this coun-
try. A manager usually hires a hack
dramatfst and pays him lump sum
for his work. For operetta adapta-
tons very small prices are paid; that
is why the adaptations are usually such
poor trash. No man who can do good
work can afford to accept the terms.
Original operettas, if successful, pay
both managers and authors very we'll
DOyly Carte offered Gilbert and Sulli-
van 10000 down for the exclusive
rights to the Pirates of Penzance. ."
They declined the offer, accepted their
customary royalties. and got $4,000.
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The railroad expert believes that the
number of revenue tons hauled per
mile is the best indications of rail-
roads ability to handle traffic at the
lowest cost of transportation. The Re-
ceivers Of the Baltimore & Ohio Rail
Road have been spending millions on
improvements, and have not completed
the work. But the revenue haul per
mile in 1S97-98 was increased to 314
tons, and special report for the three
months ending December 31st, 1893,
shows an average of 331.9 tons, quite
an appreciate advance.
1t is confidently expected that still
further improvement will be shown be-
fore long.
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Mr.. Editor:-For the good Of suffer-
Ing humanity, and particularly those
suffering from that most dreadful dis
ease, rheumatism, we desire to inform
your readers that the only specific in
the world today for this disease is our
Five Drops" remedy. give Drops"
Is the name, and Give Drops" is the
dose. It is not only acknowledged q
specific by the many thousands who
have been cured by its use, but 1t Is
now acknowledged to be such by the
medical profession, many of whom use
this remedy in their daily practice, and
they state to us that it is the only
thing with which they can cure the
rheumatism. This remedy not only
positively cures this disease, but it
never has failed and 1t never can fail
to cure any and all of the following
diseases: Sciatica, Lumbago, Neural
gia, Catarrh, Creeping Numbness.
Nervousness, Asthma, Heart Weak
ness, Toothache, Earache, La Grippe,
and diseases of the liver and kidneys.
Five Drops" is not patent medicine.
but was perfected only after vast re-
search in scientific fields. and at great
expense. It never can be fully appre-
ciated until It is used. Many of its
cures border on the miraculous. Words
are almost inadequate to express the
great benefit which suffering human
lty is daily deriving from the use of
this most wonderful remedy. Its
merits and medicinal properties are as
far above the other remedies offered
Tor sale as the mountain is above the
valley. 1t is worth its weight in gold
to anyone suffering from any Of the
diseases for which it is recommended.
The price is low and within the reach
OF all, 81 per bottle for full size 600
doses). prepaid by mail or express, or
six bottles for S.. Anyone desiring to
test its efficacy without ordering full
size bottle, can have Is cent sample
bottle sent by mail until May 10, by
sending 10 cents to the Swanson Rheu-
matte Cure Company, 1877 Dearborn
street, Chicago. Ill.
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IL OLD YD1.Low ALMANAC.

I ut the farm when mother died. and
II sChanged my place Of dwellin'
TO daughter susie's stylish house. right
IN the city street.
sort Of scared ne teilin'
How I would find the town-folks ways
DO difficult to meet.
They said I'd have no comfort in the rust
lin. fxed-up throng.
weekday right along. 800
find I take 70 city ways just like q duck
to water,
like the racket and the noise and new
e. tire Of shows;
And there's no end Of comfort in the
I. And everything Ia right ct hand, and
money freely flows;
And hired help is all about. ust listenin'
But I miss tho yellow almanac from OF
my kitchen wall.
The house 10 fun Of calendars from attic
They're painted in all colors. and are
fancy.like to see.
But just IN this particular I'm not a mod
And si The se yeilcw-covered almanac is good
I'm used to II, I've seen it round from
And rather like the Jokes at the bottom
Of each page
I like the way the .s,. stood out to show
Un these new-fangled calendars the
days seem sort Of mixed),
And the man upon the cover though he
wasn't exactly winnin',
With lungs and liver all exposed, still
showing how we are fixed;
And the letters, credentials that was writ
to Mr.. Aver,
I've often, on rainy day. found readin'
very fair :.
I tried to find one recently; there want
one in the city,
They toted out great calendars in every
sort of style;
I looked at 'em in cold disdain, an an
swered 'em in pity:
"1'd rather have my almanac than all
that costly pile"
And though I take to city life. I'm lone
For that old yellow almanac upon my
kitchen wall.
ELLA Wheeler Wilcox. in the Century.
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c.tarrh Cannot he Cured

With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot
reach tho seat of the disease. Catarrh is
blood or constitutional disease, and in order to
cure It you must take internal remedies. Halls
Catarrh Cure 70 taken internally, and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
Halls Catsrrh Cure is not Q quack medicine.
In this country for years. and is o regular pre-
scription. It is composed Of the best tones
known, combined with the best blood purifiers,
acting directly ON the mucous surfaces. The
perfect combination Of the two Ingredients IL
what produces such wonderful results In curing
Cstarrh. Send for testimonials. free.
F. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Props., Toledo, q
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pulls arc tho best
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PATE TS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week t.
Northwestern Inventors.

List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Linn Compton, Staples, Mimi, speed
indicator; Charles S. Gilman, Mime.
apolis, Mimi, card-index; Nathan Hos
kins, Minneapolis, Mimi, transom ad-
juster and lock- James Mcdaniel,
Minneapolis, Mimi, grain-dryer; Frank
P. Morneau, Princeton, Mimi, circular
lamp-wick trimmer; Arthur O'Brien,
Helena, Mont, spring seat for water
closets; Frank r. Engberg, Kindred,
N. D., trace-carrier (designD Cunning.
ham N. Mclaughlin, Winona, Mimi,
certain named mills and machines
trademark
Merwin. Lothrop & Johnson. Patent At
torneys. 90 Pioneer Press Bldg. st. Paul.
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beads ana i sp.nrle..

The masses Of beads and spangles
which have been SO popular on even
ing dresses during the winter are be-
Ing dispensed with. Black Chaptilly3
over white mousseline dc sole is the
latest fancy for the evening gown, and
the seams. which are indispensable In
the new tunic, are hidden beneath
lace. the idea being to give the eject
5of III seamless gown. :5$5 II
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Time Wasted.

"My wife never buys hat, a gown.
or even a pair of gloves without first
consulting me-"
us that so? Well. old man, your
wife is wonder You ought to be able
to save money"
II could, probably, if she didn't al
ways 60 out and get what she wanted
Just the same rs If had agreed to it,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-04-28
spring Cleaning Made E..v.

The first Of May is sufficiently early to
30 very much lightened by getting eyervy.
thing in readiness beforehand. as well as
providing the best articles for cleaning
purposes. For washing windows, WOOD.
work and floors nothing equals ivory
Soap. Soft water is always easier to
work with than hard. For banishinE In
sects from presses and beds use alum and
borax, and for purifying inside and out
eide lime - excellent.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-04-28
swolloyved Hi. Fal.e Teeth.

bWoIIoWed HIS F0Iee Teeth. ~
A man recently swallowed his false
teeth and 1t drove him mad. Stoinachs
will stand great deal, but not every
thing. If yours is weak, try Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters. 1t cures stom-
ach troubles, as well as malaria and
fever and ague. 1t is stongly recon-
mended at this season Of the year. All
druggists keep it.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-04-28

The darkest hour in the history OF
any young man is when he sits down
to study how to get money without.
honestly earning it.-Horace Greeley.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-04-28

Mrs. wlnslow's soothing Syrup.
soitsns me gums reduces IN
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-04-28

Piso's Cure for Consumption has been .
Madison, 500 I'D Ave, Chicago, III.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-04-28

1t is impossible that an ill-natrred
man can have any public spirit; for
how should he love ten thousand men
when he has never loved one?-Pope.
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Do Your Feet Acne ana Burn,

Do Your Feet Acne ana BurnY
Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. It makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions. Swollen, Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy. N. 7.
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The man who keeps an eye on the
line separating obstinancy from inde-
pendence will save himself a lot of
trouble.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-04-28

Women, as rule, have very poor
memories, but thcy never forget the
people who say nice things about their
clothes.
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WHY she Dld II.

Why 10 IT." they asked, that you
let your husband have his own way in
seyeryt hing T.. I. Because" she replied
. SsI like III have some one to blame
when thingsg go wrong 6. & Boston Jour.
nal. 83. Y sa$s
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4 Common Experience.
s'Wiggs, do you believe that gold ever
growsY'
"Of course. When I have 1t, it con-
stantly grows less" Chicago Record.
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Have used DIR. SETH ARNoLD's COUGH K111E
n my family for Is years. Mrs. A. Suchanecl
Minneapolis, MINI. Csc. bottle.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-04-28

We exaggerate misfortunes and hap
p1ness alike. We are never either so
wretched or SO happy as we say we
are.-Balzac.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-04-28

Fine manners are stronger bond
than O beautiful face. The former
binds; the latter only attracts.
artine.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-04-28

Some people wait until they are re-
4ueeted to do things, and some wait
until they are requested not to. (, Il Z
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-04-28
aalzar.a saad Corn.

SRlzerS Seed Corn.
Does your seed corn test, Bro. Farmer7
Saizers does-it's northern grown, early
and good for so to $50 bu. per acre! Send
this notice and Ice for 8 corn samples and
low prices to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis. nv. mi :