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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
Parnell's superstItfons.

Parnell had some pet superstitions,
according to his biographer, Barry
OBrien. He would not pass anoth-
er person on the stairs. He was hor-
rOr-stricken to and himself sitting
with three lighted candles; the fall of
1 picture in the room made him de-
jected for the entire afternoon; and he
would have nothing to do with an i'm
portant bill drawn up by a colleague
because 1t happened to contain thirteen
clauses. He also thought green a most
unlucky color-a strange and incon-
venient feeling for a Nationalist lead
Grand the sight of green banners at
the political meetings he addressed
often unnerved him."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

I wonder how many Of the girls
know how to make a dolls sleigh out
of cardboard. OF course. In the winter
the fine ladies Of dolldom love to dress
In their furs and 60 sleigh-riding. And
one good thing about It Ii that they do
not have to wait for snow to come In
the regular course Of nature. Th-y
simply command their servants (the
little girls) to tear up enough white pa
per to make q fine, fluffy roadway
across corner Of the nursery. Paper
snow Is the best in the world. for It
never melts. And along such a white
pathway the dolls may ride delightful
ly IL they have the sleighs to ride in.
II you will closely study the follow
ing directions and the accompanying
Illustration, you may learn how to be
your own wheelwright and make as
many doll sleighs as you have caro-
board to supply the material. Here are
the directions:
Cut in q piece of light pasteboard or
heavy cardboard of tough and flexible
make the model shown in Fig. 1. Bend
the four flaps, A. B. c, D, over the cor
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
NO PLACE LIKE THE FARM.

I used to kind O think I'd sort o. like to
settle down
An mebbe quit this farmin' an enjoy a
house in town,
An clean furgit the atmosphere Of VERY
an of toll
That seems to settle 'roun' you when
you're tillin' Of the soil.
I've tried it an I'm satisfied. I'm goin'
home ag'in.
Compared to all them snow drifts country
mud is slick an thin.
An when the fuels gettin' low 'twiu do
my feelins good
To know the AK is handy fur to chop
load o wood.
I'm coin' home ag'in; out where there isn't
any law
To keep a man from sittin' down and
Waitin' for thaw,
l used to think twas hard to spade the
ground but l dunno;
It's easier diggin' garden than 1t II to
shovel snow.
I'm goin' back to where the pantry's allus
full o pie,
An the bacon from the rafter il a-hangin'
not too high.
Where all you've got to do is lift your
rations from the peg,
An the hens don't want a nickel every
time they lay an egg.
Washington Star.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
Culture does not supersede Christ

Culture does not supersede Christ,
but Christ precedes the best culture.
There are not many better cables in
a storm than a mothers apron strings.
The schools may grind good glasses,
but God only can make the seeing eye.
The sun-shiny Christian is the one
who keeps near the Light of the world.
Can we expect light on our difficult
ties when We refuse it on our duties
Storm-clouds hide the sun-lit peaks
as sorrows hide the heights where sor-
row is unknown.
When we believe that God has a plan
for our lives, we will cease planning
for our selfish ends.
The occasional glass" is the devils
string halter on the neck of the man
who thinks that he Is free.
You may double one good action Dy
praising it, but it is certain you will no.
aalve bad one by blame.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
nohem,.,. STRANGE minerals.

Not far from Trebisch, in Bohemia,
are found many glassy-looking objects.
of a green color. and tending.
when unbroken, to an egg shape. to
which the name moladivites has been
given. Professor Suess. Of Vienna,
from a recent study Of these curious
minerals, concludes that they are real
ly meteorites, and should be added to
the list of foreign bodies that have
found their way to the earth's surface
by falling from space.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

The Quarrelsome Kittens.
Two little kittens,
One stormy night.
Began to quarrel.
And then to fight.
One had q mouse,
And the other had none;
And that's the way
The quarrel begun.
"I'n have the mouse"
Said the biggest cat.
You'll have that mouse?
Wen see about that"
II will have that mouse"
Said the tortoise shell;
And, splitting and scratching,
On her sister she fell.
The old lady took
The sweeping-broom,
And swept them both
Right out of the room.
The ground was covered
Thick with snow;
They had lost the mouse.
And had nowhere to go.
So they lay and shivered
Beside the door,
Till the old lady finished
Sweeping the floor.
And then they crept in
AS quiet as mice,
All wet with snow,
And cold as ice:
And found it much better,
That stormy night,
TO lie by the fire,
Than quarrel and fight
elected.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
GOOD BEDS.

re In an Uuaccountable Fact that Few
Homes Have Comfortable Beds.
I'VE spend one-third Of our lives in
bed: and yet beds are not made n su-
preme or even a very important consid-
Grafton In the equipment of most
homes. The fact is strongly unaccount-
able" writes Ella Morris Kretschmar
In the Woman's Home Companion.
Anne Of Austria told her friend Car
dinal Mazarin that her idea of future
punishment waste be put between
linen sheets. So would say many If
uuestioned-atl least the protest against
linen would be long and loud. In win
ter 1t borders upon refined torture, In
summer 1t is fairly comfortable. but
not sufficiently 80 to justify its expen-
siyeness. Nice cotton sheets, made long
enough to tuck in generously, are the
sensible thing, and good enough for the
most fastidious. Sheets should meas
ure at least two and three-quarter
Yards. This will make the sheet long
enough to tuck 1t well In at the foo,
and give enough at the top to turn back
and prevent the blankets from com,nc 9
In contact with the face and hands
Why will people make sheets too short
1t is one of those sins Of domestic mis-
management which encourages male
humanity to profanity and women to
hysteria. Did any woman ever save
ten dollars In lifetime by shortening
her sheets? II she did, her family. II
nomal, have taken 1t out Of her nerves
I'm providing bed for a family one
should guard against misfits. II hus
band, son or brother is six feet three
let him be spared at home the discom
fort he is sure to suffer abroad in the
accommodating of his superhuous
inches. He is entitled to the privilege
of stretching out. The length of bed
for an adult should be np less than siS
feet six inches.
'-The use Of folding bed Is either an
accusation or q matter-fo c0ngratula.
ton. II a necessity, by reason Of space
Limitation, its use must be condOned
but If used as a matter Of choice II
stands as an accusation against the
sense Of propriety Of its owner. Its
presence in q ro0my. well-appointed
home. unless for emergencies, 10 unjus'
tidabae."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
Now Story OF Mark Twain.

Here is a new story Of Mark Twain.
whose after-dinner speeches are
UNIQUE. At a recent dinner to which
he was invited his name was assO-
ciated with the toast Of "Literature''
BY an orator. who referred with great
elouuence to Homer, Shakespeare, Mil
ton. and-Mark Twain. In response,
the humorist thanked the speaker for
his kindly references, and excused
himself from making a longer speech
by saying: Homer is dead. Shak-
speare and Milton are no more, and l.
I don't feel very well myselfv'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
,,e,rAr,oN RusIEs.
aa..,t They Cannot Tell the
S-xsaciel 0sns fron the Real


n~.,er. Admit They Cannot ie,. '
s-xsaci.l 0sns fron the Real
One of the prima donnas at the Met
eopolItan opera house wears IN o.s
~ a beautiful parurv Of diamouos'
.nd .be horr1fled another singer IN sns
,ompany By telling her that tney w.
Erench limitations that had not eo.'
,ne-aftieth Of what they see"e" y
have cost.
Tho other woman was distressed De'
..u.e all of hers were real, and tne
thought Of the money invested N tnen
was too much for her.
Immitation Jewels have come 70 d
.o f,nelv made that detection 70 almost
Impossible. Even for ordinary we.l
they are accounted beautiful ana II ~
only the knowledge Of their iaiMV
~hicb makes them unpopular. FOL
svery ordinary purpose they are ~
useful a the genuine pieceA
The last Jewels to be initiated VII"
vonderful success are rubies, and tney
h.nnen to be a fashionable stone 5uss
now. The mandatory which nas
these imitation rubles ON the marke'
In situated in London, and 1t mas IL
readv been said there that the price OF
real rubies will certainly fall In con-
sequence Of the discovery OF tnese
wonderful limitations. The profits OF
the company making the rubies sfe
said to be $1S5. 900 q year.
Artificial rubies weighing 40 caraea
can be produced, but are not, as there
would be no sale for stones OF tna'
size. An authority has said that there
Il no way known to him by which
hose stones can be told from the genu.
ne ones.
A London jeweler questioned as to
the possible results Of these good and
.heap limitations said that the stones
impossible to initiate might become the
most valuable and most fashionable
.voptuallv-New York Sun.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

responding dotted lines, a. b, c. d, and
.asten the edges. RI. 50. w. and 90. to
Zach other by means Of slip Of paper
With strong glue. Bend downward the
:unners, as Fig. shows.
The bottom of the sleigh may be Gov
.red with a small piece of bright-cOl-
,red cloth, and a seat, as represented
n Fig. 8, can be cut from some scrap
II heavier cardboard.
The artistic decoration of the sleigh
9 left to the makers taste and fancy
Chicago Record.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

"The Century" will issue three special
numbers: June" "Out of Doors Number;
July. THE Story-tellers' Number: and
August, Midsummer and Travel Num-
ber." An article by Henry van Dyke
on "Fisherman's Luck" and a dozen
striking pictures of Niagara Falls by
the artist Castaigne, are two OF the
features of the June issue.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

Tops Then and Now.
"The boys of the present times know
many things the boys Of forty years
ago did not know" remarked a 14th
street toy dealer to n Star reporter.
"but In the way of toys they are far
behind what their fathers and grand
with a penny ash or poplar top and
with n string for his top cord, and he
gets all the sport out of it that he seems
to want. Now, such thing as paint
ed top would not be used In my boy
hood days here in Baltimore, where I
spent some of them. In those days
no hing but n hard turned dogwood.
hickory or mahogany top was consid-
cred the proper thing. The little cast
iron bugs Of the tops of to-day would
be laughed at theL, and the boys would
be ashamed to be seen carrying such a
thing or playing with it on the streets.
The plug then was steel bolt, was
ncavy, and was strongly screwed in.
OF course. the top then cost from 5 to
IL cents, but 1t was rugged up to do ser
vice, and did 1t, too. Such tops are not
to be had now In the toy trade, though
now and then have had some turned
,ut by the old man who made tops for
me when l was a boy. but the boys
won't touch them, preferring the paint
ID machine-made tops. The leather top
,ord is also one of the things Of the
past. and the ordinary boy knows no
more about it than he does Of the other
lost arts Several Of the old shoe
,obblers Of Georgetown who were so
famous for making top cords have told
me that they have not made top cord
ior thirty-five years, and that they have
lot had a call for them in that time."-
Washington Star.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

w ToMEN assaed every turn by troubles peculiar
w their Every mysterious ache or pain is .
SYMPTOM These distressing sensations viii keep
on coming unless properly treated.
The history neglect Is written IN the worn faces and
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
Do Your Feet Ache and Burn 2

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot-Ease,
a powder for the feet 1t makes Tight or
New Shoes feel Easy, Cures Corns, Bun.
ions Swollen, Hot. Callous, Aching and
Sweating Feet. Sold by all Druggists, Grocers
and Shoe Stores. 25c. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
A Squirrel in Amber.

Flies are not the only things found
i'm amber. In a big mass Of clear am
ba. dredged up out Of the Baltic Sea
recently. there was distinctly visible In
Its interior small squirreHfur, teeth
and claws iataGt -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
Jananese Churches.

OF the 5000 japanese on the Pacific
coast 800 are Christians, and there are
a number of regularly organized
churches among them that are entirely
self-supporting.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar.
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm.
purities from the body. Begin to-day to
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads.
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets.-beauty for ten cents. All drug.
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, l0c, 25c, Soc.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

Be careful of your promises, and just
in your performances, and remember
it is better to do and not promise than
to promise and not perform.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

We have all of us sufficient forti-
tude to bear the misfortunes of others,
Prosperity doth best discover vice.
but adversely doth best discover vir-
tue
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

}. q. Simpson, Marquess, ". Va, says:
Halls Catarrh Cure cured mo Of a very bod
case of catarrh." Druggists soil II, 75c.
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CHILDREN'S COLUMN.
4 0gPARTMGNT FOR llTTLe
OoYs AND 0iRL&

Something that Will Intsrsst the Ju-
venile Members Of Every Heuseheld
quaint Actions and Bright 0ayings
of Many Cuts and Cunning Children.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

Educate Your Bowels With Cascareea
Candy Cathartic, euro constipation forever.
i0c. sc. Il C. G. O. tail, druggists refund money
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From My Diary.

has gone
down the shady
lane for a walk,
and left me alone.
The great pile of
sewing we have
been doing for
Mr.. Somerson is
all completed. and
l have written
out the bill. The
bill! Why did my
cheek burn, and
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

He who says what he likes will hear
what he does not like.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

To Cure Constipation foreve1s
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic. 1oc of 80
II C q. G. fail 70 cure. druggists refund money
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

To Cure q Cold in One Day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
Druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 26c
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

Here is the manliness of manhood
that a man has a good reason for what
he does, and has a will in doing it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

Our prayers should be for blessings
in general, for God knows best what
is good for us.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

A man seldom forgives an injury
until after he has availed himself an
opportunity to get even.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

Be what you wish others to become.
Let yourself, and your words, preach
for you.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

H. II GREENS Sons, OF Atlanta Ga, are the
only successful Dr0psy Specialists in the world.
See their liberal offer in advertisement in an
other column of this paper
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

No-To-B Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong. blood pure. e0c, H. All druggtsta
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

Piso's Cur for Consumption is an A No. I
Asthma medicine.-W.R-WILLIA Antioch,
Ills, April II. 1884
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

A man who does not know how to
learn from his mistakes turns the best
schoolmaster out of his life.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

1t is an easy matter to love our
friends, but it requires some effort to
love our enemies.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

Fits permanently cured. No fits or nervou
ness alter first days use of DR.. Kiipe's Creas
Nerve Resto. er. e trial bottle and treatise f,e
DIX. X. II. KLINE. Ltd. ?3l Arch st. Phiia. Ps
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Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething. softens the gums, reducing in1amma-
ticn. allays pain, cures wind collie. DC bottle.
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All that is human must retrograde
II 1t do not advance.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever be mag
netic. full OF life, nerve and vigor. take No-To-
Bac, the wonderworfer. that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC or 81. Cure guaran.
tecd Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co. Chicago or New York
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

Love of justice in the generality Of
men is only the fear of suffering from
injustice.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

The man who procrastinates strue.
giles with ruin.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

wasted figures of nine
tenths of our women,
every one of whom may
receive the invaluable ad-
vice of Mrs. Pinkham,
without charge. by writing
to her at Lynn. Mass.
Miss LULA EVANS, OF
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

The thing that makes pessimism is
failure to find in men what angels
possess. 90.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

None are rash when they are unseel
by anybody.
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WOMEN WHO
NEED Mrs.
PlM1EHAM,$ AIU

Parkersburg Iowa, writes of her recovery follows:
DEAR MRS. PINKHAM-I had been constant sufferer
nearly three years Had Inflammation OF the womb
lsucorrhoea trouble bearingdewn palms, bsckache
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Cure Guaranteed by DIR }. b. MAYER. 1913
ARCH ST., PHILA., PA. Ease at once: no
operation delay from business. Consultation
iice. Endorsements Of physicians. ladies an
prominent citizens. Send ior circular. Oiics
hours A. NJ. to p. NJ.
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The Teachers Language.

School children are SO observant, says
the Cleveland Plain Dealer, especially
of their teachers, and more especially
when they are just starting out in
school.
A little Cleveland girl Of 6 years came
aome one day with her mind filed With
that new wonder; the scheolsQew
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
Traple Conbination,

The teacher asked her class to put
the nouns, "boys," bees" and bears"
into q sentence. The scholars thought
intently for q few moments, when one
ragged youngster. with a look Of vic
tory on his face, raised his hand.
"Well, Johnnie. what Is your SEN
tence?" Boys bees bare when they
20 In swimmin'."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
wn.-. P,.ver Wa. Needed.

Mrs. Slimson-My little boy has been
very wicked to-day. He got into a
fight and got a black eye. The Rev.
Mr.. Drowsie-So perceive. Willie,
come into the other room and l will
wrestle in prayer for you. Willie
You'd better 60 home and wrestle in
prayer for your own little boy. Hes
got two very black eyes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

LITERARY NOTE FROM THE CE
TURY CO.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
] He sitteth. Waiting and Watching. with I
! NJ ST. JACOBS OIL your % s's
\ =. Rheumatism. kc~e. ssray.
~ ao xou llke your teacherr' he1

"How do you like your teacnerF noe
mamma asked.
"She's Q very nice teacher" said the
little one, "only it's such . pity sne
doesn't speak SO many Of her woros
right. shouldn't think they'd LOT nef
teach till she learned to say tnem %
people could understand"
"Whv. what does she say that 4
wrongT :.
"Well. yesterday she was going to
.av pass from the room quietly and
what do you think she did say1 She
said .pawss.' just Ike that. I guess
nobody didn't understand her at arst'
and then this morning we were talking
about trees, and she said 'brawnches-
yes, ma'am. Just like that She's nice
teacher. but you got to get used to her
before you can understand her Ian
guage.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
Misjudgiug Willie.

The little boy had come in with bis
clothes torn, his hair full Of dust and
his face bearing unmistakable marks
Of a severe condict. "Oh, willier' ex-
claimed his mother. you have disc
beyed me again. How often have l
told you not to play with that wicked
Stapleford boy?" Mamma" said VII
lie, wiping the blood from his nose, do
/ look as II 1 had been playing with
anvhOdYT
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
An Iuternai warfare.

A little girl was found rolling on the
Aoor In the aSoniss Of collie. Between
her sobs she explained the reason for
her trouble a. follows: Il ate some
pickles and drank some milk, and the
pickles told the milk to get out, and the
milk said it wouldn't, and they're hav-
Ing an awful fight Oh. my! Oh, my?