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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-30

Dick Croker has threatened to with
draw from New York society In that
event he might go to Chicago, gain the
entree there and possibly, crowd out
Bathhouse John and IIinky Dink, with
their bottle green dress suits.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-30

Quite a number of people are taking
as lively an interest in the dismember
ment of the Vanderbilt millions as tn ugh
they were vitality interested.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-30

A fellow named Chestnut has written
for one of the magazines a story en-.
titled "a Bouquet" Now it would be
sad if Chestnut should turn out to be
a bouquet and the bouquet a chestnut.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-30

Gen. Otis stock company, under the
command of Gems. Lawton and MacAr-
thur, appears to be playing return en-
gagements in number of one-night
stand towns in Luzon.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-30

According to recent reports our noble.
executive does not intend to allow the
Philippine question to come before the
next congress. One more turn of the i'm
perialistic screw.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-30

Judging from the elocntionary tones of
cur noble executive, all those people who
are opposed to the-un-A American imperial
istic policy are ''outlanders.'
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-30

Billy Mason appears inclined to become
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-30

Mayor Kiefer has not exactly hauled
down the old flag, but he has made the
red, white and blue, in the shape OF
BARRIERS poles, take back seat.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-30

How do we know that there does not
exist an American-Engiish alliance?
News is quite as f~equently censored at
Washington as it was erstwhile in the
PhilinninpS
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-30
STOCK STATUS VAGUE
THE UNSETTLED INDICATIONS FAIL
TO PROMOTE EITHER BUY
ING OR SELLING
FUTURE PROMISES WELL

by Pronounced Bull Movement
The New York Banks Working
Close to the Dead Line, With a
Reserve of Only Million and
Half Dollars.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
NFHAnF AID WsYE:.

The steamer Kilohana sails for Ho-
nuapO today.
The American steamer Matteawan,
2499 tons, is on the berth at Norfolk
for Honolulu.
The British ship Karoo Bass, 1866
tons, has been chartered at Shanghai
for Honolulu.
The Gaelic was expected to sail
from San Francisco Thursday, May
25th and will not be in port until late
tonight or tomorrow morning.
The cargo of the American bark G.
D. Bryant, p. Colly, for San Francisco
yesterday, consisted of 1898 bags
sugar, valued at $135,61S.25; 554 cases
canned pineapples, valued at $2216; ASS
cases empty bottles and cases old
copper.
The United States army transport
Zealandia is due in San Francisco
June 5th from Nagasaki and will re-
turn Immediately to Manila with
troops. Lieut.. Phillip Andrews, re-
membered il Honolulu as a member
of Admiral Millers staff, will be on
board in command of a squad of sail
OrS.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
Will Come This Way.

Two new steamers have been added
to the feet of Golfers engaged in the
coast trade. They are both in New
York at present, but will soon be on
their way to this side of the continent.
James jerome, owner of the Leelanaw,
Mackinaw, Washtenaw and Progreso,
has just purchased the Matteawau in
New York. She is vessel of 24S0
tons net register, and has carrying
capacity of 5000 tons From New YORK
she will go to Norfolk, Va, there to
load for Honolulu, from which port
she will come to San Francisco. The
Pacific Coast Company has purchased
the collier Maine, a vessel of 1892
tons register. She will come around
from New York in ballast.-S F.
Chronicle May 18th.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
PA SENGERS.
Departed.

For HilO and way ports, per stmr
kinau, May 30.-Mrs. Adachi and SER
want, Ernest Parker Miss F. Deacon
Mrs. J. c. Axtell, J. G. Rothwen, T. c.
Davies, II. j. Lyman r. A Lyman, G..
II. Ramsay, o. G. Traphagen, Mr.
Walch, j. II. McDonaugh, B. F. Cook,
2. w. Stecher, f. Fl. Adams and wife,
j. A. Buck, j. A. Buck, Jr., w Buck,
Charles Motley and servant. Mr.. Beck.
Mr.. Meyer, Robert Collins, w. H. Ship
man, 0. Shipman, Chew Man, Mrs J.
John, j. A. McCandless
For Maui ports, per stmr Claudine,
May 30.-W. 0. Aiken, wife, child and
servant, Rev. w. Ault, W. E. Beck
with, A. Hooking, W. c. Crook, Miss
Ella Thrum, j. w. Kaneakua Mrs. Mo-
aOmakani
For Lahaina, Kona and Kau, per
stmr. w. G. Hall, May 30.-J. B. Castle
and wife, w. N. Armstrong, P Nc
Lean, Mrs. A. w. Medley, Miss Shaw,
HISS Annie Beers, Miss Alapai, Mrs
Kauka, DR.. Atcherly, Henry Blake, A
Cockburn, r. V. Wood and wife, Mas
ter Nahale, S. Haanio.
For Kauai, per stmr. Mikahala May
3O.--F. Gay, Mr.. BOmpke and wife, A.
Lucas, w. Thompson, Con Chock, Miss
A. Christian, J. F.. Bowler, W. Nc
Bryde, J. NJ. Sims, Mr. Campbell, G. w.
MahukOa, A. P. Boiler, J. l.. Buchan-
an, K. Kawamoto, T. Isaki, d. E. Hor-
ner and wife, H. A. Allen, ChOng Wah,
All Sing, All ChOck.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
A kOna Homestead
FOR = LIE!

THIS IS \ VERE DESIRABLE
PROPERTY Of 40 acres, well enclosed
with stone wall. There is a substantial
dwelling, with level outhouses, els
Germs, etc. Also fruit trees, including
Orange, Coffee, Guaya and other fruits.
1t is located on the old government
road, about midway between Kailua
and Kealakekua, and near the new
kOna Sugar Plantation and the -four
ishing coffee fields Of that district
Kona has always been noted as the
most salubrious and healthy district
in the entire group. 1t has weekly
steamer communication with Honolulu,
and telephone connection with every
part Of Hawaii. Schools, Churches,
Hotel and Post-office are also near by,
thus rendering the location most des-
irable one. Here is an opportunity
rarely offered to secure a healthy,
quiet rural home at very low price
For further particulars, inquire OF
II. NJ. WHITNEY,
1119 King Street, or
521S-2O6S-3tT P. o. Box 775.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
SAILED FROM HONOLULU.

Tuesday, May so.
Stmr Waialeale, Green, Hanamaulu.
Stmr Noeau, Peterson, Nawiliwili.
Stmr Mikahala, Thompson, Hama
Dere-
.ssS4mr. Kinau, Freeman, Hilo.
Stmr. Claudine, Cameron, Kahului.
Stmr. Mokolii, Dudoit, Kaunakakai.
Stmr. w. G.. Hall, Haglund, KOna
and Kau.
Schr Kawailani, Ulunahele, Koolau.
Schr Ada, Nelson Hawaii.
Stmr J. A Cummins, Searle, Oahu
ports.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
DEPART.
FOREIGN PORTS.

SAN FRANCISCO-Arriv May 10,
schr. A. NJ Baxter, from kahului;
May IS, brig w. G. Irwin, from Homo
lulu; May 20, stmr. Gaelic, from Ho-
nolulu; bk S. G. Allen, from Homo
lulu. Sailed, May IS, bktn. Planter,
for Honolulu; May IS, schr. Muriel,
for kahului; May II, brig Lurline. for
Kahuiui. Up and loading: For Hilo:
ship Falls OF Clyde. For Honolulu:
stmr. Australia, sails May 81, 2 p. M;
blk Diamond Head, loads May D; bark
r p. Rithet. sails May %; blk. Alden
Besse and schr. HOnOipu.
GRAY'S HARBOR- ARRIVED. May
Is, schr. a. G. West. from Honolulu:
schr. Azalea. from Honolulu.
YOKOHAMA-Sailed. May Il. stmr.
4IOnmouthshire, for Honolulu
HONGKONG- To sail. May I Is. stmr.
Carlisle City. for Honolulu. Arrived,
prior to May 20, strnr. Rio DC Janeiro,
from Honolulu.
CRESCENT CITT-Pasacd. May Pc.
oktn. Amelia, from Port EiaEcley. for
Honolulu.
SEATTLE-Arriycd. May ~. stIar.
fiarOnne, from Honolulu.
SAN DIEGO Sailed, Mas - etwr
-s,UI74e,.A 4A,ur,. ~. Ionouaiua.
FrNRT TOW -,frN- f.......... .#....
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
The British American
Steamship Line.

Freight contracted through from
any point in the United States 20 the
Hawaiian Islands in connection with
the Great Northern, Northern Pacific
or Canadian Pacific Railways. Month
" service from Seattle and Tacoma
with our new Al, 5000 ton steamer,
the Port Albert with latest i'm
provements for large freight carry
ing capacity. Strong traffic arrange
ments with the three Northern Trans
Continental lines which enable us to
give the consignees the benefit of rock
bottom rates on their Eastern ship
ments.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
IN THE TRANSVAAL.

LONDON, May 21.-The issue be-
soon be made, although it is shown
the so-called revolution squelching by
Kruger was the baldest sort of a
farce. Dom Paul has declared against
the South African Union, of which
Chamberlain and many members of
the British Government are staunch
supporters.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
NOTICE..

fers to contract to sell five thousand
bags Cor a less quantity of No. 1 Ha
waiian rice yearly for the period of
five years, commencing with June
crop. at and for the sum of five dollars
per 100 lbs. Delivery to be made on
the wharf at Honolulu. Apply to
NC FAWN,
Of Kwong Lee Yuen & Co, King St,
Honolulu. 5245
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
LATEST FREIGHTS AND CHART
ERS

\. J. West, Am. schr, 483 tons Cnow
at Gray's HarbOrD thence 20
Honolulu, by S. f. Slade Lumber Co.
Prior to arrival
w. G. Irwin, Am. brig, $50 tons
Pass. and mdse. San Francisco to Ho-
nolulu, in o. S. S. Co.'S Line, by J. d.
Spreckels & pros Co.
S. c. Allen, Am. blk, 632 tons-Pass
and mdse. San Francisco to Honolulu
in Hawaiian Line, by Williams. Di-
mOnd & Co.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31

10, schr. VIM. Renton, from Honolulu:
May 20, schooners Carrier Dove. King
Cyrus and w. r. Jewett, all from Ho-
nOiulu.
NAGASAkI-Arriyed, May II. L. 5.
\. I. Charles Nelson, from Manila. and
sailed for San Francisco May 10.
MANlLA-Arrived, May Is, L. s. A.
I. Warren, from Honolulu.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31

Willie Roth. who has been attending
school in San Francisco, will arrive
home on the Gaelic He and his part
ner won the championship in the
doubles of the tennis tournament Of
the Academic Athletic League.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
NOTICE..

The Stock Ledgers of the HAWAII
AN AGRICULTURAL COMPANY and
the OOKALA SUGAR PLANTATION
COMPANY will be closed to transfers
May 25th to May 30th, inclusive, 1899
(Signed +. +. BISHOP,
523S Sec'y H. 4. Co. and o. S. P. Co.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
FOR SALE.

HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE FOR
seven rooms will be sold as a whole or
separate articles. Also Kohler &
Chase piano. Apply at Cunha's resi-
dence on Vineyard street, Or at Ad
vertiser office 5245
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31

The banks had the half-holiday of
yesterday, but there was no Interrupt
ton of the issuance of McBryde Sugar
Company stock.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
KIHEI NOTICE.

THE THIRTY DAYS DURING
which the second assessment on Kihef
stock is payable expires Wednesday,
May 31st, 1899.
J. P. COOKE.
52i5 Treasurer.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
NOTICE

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT
the Captain of the British ship Kill
mory will not be responsible for any
debts contracted by the crew of said
vessel.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
NOTICE..

AFTER JUNE 1ST MRS. y. H.
Zeave. formerly with y. 5. Sachs Dry
Goods Co, viii occupy the dressmak-
Ing narlors Of 3. +. Ehlers & Co.
1920
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
LOST CERTIFICATE.

CERTIFICATE NO. S4S FOR
three shares in the Eva Plantation Co.
dated July Goth, 1898, belonging to
Miss May Logan, has been lost j. tran
sit, and all parties are hereby notified
not to negotiate, or use the same, as
all further transfers of it on the books
of the company have been stopped.
Anyone finding the said certificate is
asked to return it to the treasurer at
once, and oblige,
w. A. BOWEN,
Treasurer Eva Plantation Company.
1927
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.
ARRIVED AT HONOLULU.

Tuesday, May 80
Il. s. A r. Sherman, G. II. Grant
from San Francisco, May %; 1861 en-
listed men for Manila.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
ROOM AND BOARD.

CENTRAL LOCALITY. MOSQUITO !
proof rooms warm bath. Address u. !
p..O. Box 796. Honolulu. 52iG |
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
FOR RENT.

AS A WHOLE OR IN OFFICES TO
suit, Upper Floor Of Washington Feed
Co., corner of Fort and Queen streets.
Apply to
ARTHUR HARRISON.
On premises.
April II, 1899. 520S
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
MOVEMENT OF STEAMERS.

Steamers due and to sail today and
sos the next six days are as follows:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
NOTICE.

G.. SOMMA WILL OPEN A BARBER
Shop in the New Orpheum Block, Fort
Street, on Saturday, May goth. FIRST
class work by skilled artists Will De
executed.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
TIDES, SUN AND MOON.

Last Quarter of the Moon on the 3lst; Il 25
D n
The tides and moon phases are Civ
en- in Standard time. The time of
sun and moon rising and setting being
given for all ports in the group are in
Local time, to which the respective
corrections to standard time applica-
BILE to each different port should be
shade.
The Standard time whistle sounds
at 12h. ON. 0s. (midnight), Greenwich
time, which is LII. 30m. p. m. of Hawa-
iian Standard time
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
WANTED

AN ENGLISHWCMAN DESIRES Pc
sition as resident teacher in a private
family. foru" children preferred.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
FOR SALE.

FRESH MILK At 10c A QUART
delivered in any quantities to suit
Leave your orders at STAR DAIRY
or TELEPHONE 1913.
5245
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31
FOR SALE.
FOR RENT.

THAT ELEGANT HOUSE ON
Vineyard street, Eva of Nuuanu
street, containing eight rooms and
bath. All Modern improvements.
Rent $40.
Apply to
5245 WILL E. FISHER
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31

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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-05-31

For further information apply to
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-31
The Unexplored.

There Is room enough for pioneer ex-
ploring work for years to come. Even the
central plateau and the great mountain
systems which dominate it afford an am
pie field for further research, which must
be undertaken before they are adequately
mapped. The mountain ranges on the
sast and northeast Of Tibet, the magnii-
aent river region which extends northward
into the interior from the ndo-Chinese
peninsula, arc little known.
Much yet remains to be done In the
region watered by the Oxus. The great
central deserts, as DR.. Sven Hedin has
shown, conceal beneath their sandy wastes
the rich remains Of ancient civilization.
Even the maps of western Asia contain
much hypothetical geography, and the
Siberian coast is still most i~naccurately
laid down. Southern and central Arabia
Ia almost unknown, and the venturous
explorer who succeeded in making his
way in a bee line from Alden to Muscat
would perform a feat worthy Of the high
est recognition.
Thus, notwithstanding all that has been
accomplished, the occupation Of the ex-
plorer in Asia will not be gone for gener-
ations to GOMEZ. Scott Kettle, LII. D.,
Sec. r. g. S., In Harner's Magazine.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-31
Over burdened
Women.

Many a mai sees his wife bend and
tug at burdens that strain the back ard
the heart alike, without any idea of tie
outrage. Children follow in too quick
succession to allow the mother time to
recuperate. The womanly organs become
displaced, there are debilitating, disagree
able drains, with the added pain of in
famed or liberated parts. In this condi-
ton the woman bravely tries to carry her
household load, afraid to take the rest she
needs lest a meal will be late. No wonder
she is pale, weak, wretched, surly of tenn
per and snappish of tongue. She would
be false to nature if she were anything else.
No persons need help SO much as the class
of whom this woman is the type. And for
such women no help is so sure, so wonder
full, as that given by DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription. 1t restores all the womanly
organs to perfect health. 1t establishes
regularity in their functions. 1t restores
the strained and shattered nervous system.
1t clears up the complexion, rounds out
the form and makes life a daily happiness.
"Favorite Prescription " contains no alco-
hol or whisky. It is the best medicine for
women. Nothing can be "just as good"
as the best. Tell the dealer so If he offers
a substitute.
Il have long thought it my duty to write you
a ar few lines to let ETY. yo %oR Rno w. what "a Y your LIZ Pavo T.
Euphemia Falconer, of Trent, Muskegon Co.,
Mich. ~ am ~twenty-seven years old; have been
married ten years. I am the mother of four chill
dren. My first tzgo babies were still-born, and I
suffered every thing but death. My friends all
thought I could never recover. Twas reduced to
1oo pounds. When I was three months along
for my third child I was taken with hemorrhage
or flooding and came near having a miscarriage
from female weakness. For two months l was
under the care of our doctor, but was getting
weaker all the time until one day I happened to
come across one of your little books and I read
it through, and the next day sent and got three
bottles Of Favorite Prescription and one bottle
of Pellets | improved so fast 1 continued to
take your medicine until baby was born, and he
is healthy and all right, He is four years old.
My baby girl is two years old. My health has
been good ever since. I now weigh l6s pounds, .
DR.. Pierce's Pellets increase the eff
cheney of "Favorite Prescription" where
a laxative is required.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-31
Future of the Bicycle,

1t is agreed by all bicycle manufac-
turers that the 1899 models represent
the perfect wheel. Improvement seems
impossible. Precisely the same thing is
true of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. 1t
represents the limit of science in over
coming disease, and it is impossible to
make a better medicine for the stomach,
liver, kidneys and blood, A few doses
of the Bitters will start weak, nervous
and bloodless people on the road to
strength. A regular course of treat
ment will bring back the pink to the
cheeks and sparkle to the eye. Sleep
will come naturally, and it will be re-
freshing and healthful. Dyspepsia, in
digestion and constipation will be com
pletely banished. and the blessings OF
true health bestowed. Never take a
substitute for this perfect remedy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-31
CONSOLATION.

Now sleeps the rose, the lily sleeps,
The daisy sleeps. The sky in rain
Upon their graves despairing weeps,
Not dreaming they will rise again.
Poor weeping skies, be comfortedl
Soon will return the daisy star.
The rose and lily are not dead,
Blu sleeping where our lodgings are.
lis but q little weary while
OF sullen cloud and t~oneless earth
Before the spring shall wake and smile
And bring her pretty babes to birth.
And thou, poor sky, with eye of blue,
Shalt see rerisen the new lowered year
And drop an April tear or two
For joy ono more to find her here.
Thy happy tears shall gently fall
On all the buds that charm thee most.
Next spring brings all-or nearly all
Which with last spring was loved and lost
e. Nesbit in Literature.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-31
WHAT 1T WAS ABOUT.

The Fight Arose From "a Very Nat
ural Misunderstanding.
"What's the trouble here?' asked a
man who had jammed into a crowd in
front Of a physicians office too late to
see what had occurred.
ooh, just a little scrap" some one
replied.
"But what about p queried the curl
GUS man.
"Well, as neal as 1 a gather, said
the other, sit was this way: A young
nan just raising a red mustache called
to consult the doctor who lives in
there"
eyes"
"Well, the young man had a terrible
bad case Of dyspepsia"
"Yes; l see."
"Being a dyspeptic, you know, he
was naturally touchy."
"Of course"
"Well, after he had told the doctor
all about his trouble and how he felt
after eating, and so on, he sat back and
pulled at his red mustache and waited
for the doctor to prescribe"
EXACTLY I understand"
"And when the doctor told him what
to do the young man started to fight,
and that's all there is about it..
"But, see here" called the curious
man as the other started to walk
away. "The doctor must have said
something to offend the young man
with the red mustache, didn't hep
ooh, yes, of course, but he didn't
mean it, you know. When he told the
young man with the red mustache to
diet, he wasn't referring to the mus
tache. You're welcome. Good day
A. B. Lewis in New York World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-31

"Hello, Gene!' called out Alexander,
with the air of familiarity which was
commonly affected by conquerors of the
world in those days. "What are you
doing with that lantern?"
II am looking for an honest man., =
replied Diogenes, correctly conjecturing
that he was addressing a stranger in
the city.
"Oh, l thought perhaps you were
paying off an election bet" exclaimed
the monarch, for these continued disap-
pointments were becoming irksome.-
Detroit Journal.