The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

see1e are seen In Thousands The
tarnsrs are NJ 10 arms and the local
hantetw are out with arms of all
kinds making fat bags Of the hig
gamo birds. -neKaik tilll Chron.
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There's no fool like the old man
who marrlca young woman"
Il don't know. there's there's the
young woman who mafries the old
man Chicago Record.
Love tapped at fair Myrtiila'H door
The damsci wert In sorrow sore.
How could she hearleen with content
When all her set was keeping Lent ?
My present wife had three hua-
hands, 80 she thought she could man
ase me"
"wous"
Il didn't tell her until after the
wedding that had had four wives"
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Poor AIR Punk said he'd die n
you didn't consent 10 our marriage. !"
Don't you he scared. he'll hustle
around and md some other place to
set his board"
Blow. breezy Marehl Thy cold. cold
winds
No.. -. a-E.fs. as.s.t
Each dives In closets dark TO ind
shirt waists she wore last year.
I'm going To quit; our boss Is too
tyrannieal.s
what's the matter nowf.'
Hes made rule that no clerk
shall wear a mustaehe during busl-
mesa hours"
Pref, Hllnker is a fluent talker.
isn't heg"
Fluent He told me all about the
proper policy far the Philippines.
the way 20 secure the disestablin-
mcnt Of the church Of England. and
the hes, solution Of the Chinese aueu-
tien all In ten minutes"
The spring win come again. dear
friends.
That Is ita uauai way.
Il comes and goes dozen times
Before Il comes to stay.
Premier Saeasta has resigned. IL
IL now In order for the Spanish gov
eminent to h0ai him ap for sur
rendering TO the enemy. --Fatveston
News.
Boston reports a fatal fire result
ing from a iady's attempt 10 light
her pipe. naston ladies viii do well
10 stick 90 browning. philadelphia
North American.
Jingie-Today l saw a man rails
ing glass OF beer TO his lips.
called 10 him TO stop. spoke three
words TO him. and instead Of drink
ing u he dashed u 10 the ground.
splintcring the glass into a thou
sand pieces.
nInEic-My stars You must be
a second John n Cough for sio-
4uencs. What did you say to him.
JinEle--I said. That's non-union
beer. New York keekiy.
Mrs. Amsterdan--iiow wtIlie has
grown
MRS. colunbus-Yes. isn't !, won-
derfui-
why. he's larger than his faith
err
Yes. indeed. have to make ever
wHiie's clothes for his father now"
Statesman.
whats the matter between you
and your ncighbors-
To lnslpid. There's n man you
couldn't get into an argument " you
told him that he inspired the Oar
winian theory" - Dctroi, Free
Press.
who was that man with his
throat all tied up - that fellow who
Looked as II he were just about TO
come down with pneumonia"
~oh. he was one OF the fellows who
were going around a couple Of
months ago. looking for a good. old
fashioned winter "--chlcaEo News.
Il asked that nne looking woman
over there II she'd hold my baby
minute, while I vent 10 the end Of
the car TO get q drink. and she look
cd AZ me a. II she'd like to bite my
head OF
Don't you know herr she's one
Of the officers Of the mothers con-
rress "--Csiease Tribune.
Parrot t,o his newly chosen rnascD
You are the only bird 7 ever
loved
His mate-oa. rayi I'm not 80
green as iook.--rown Topics.
Marie coreiirs nev novel IL call
ed 'God's Mistakes.
"of course her portrait will appear
opposite the title page" - Chicago
Record.
II suppose" said the congress-
mans friend. you VIII be very glad
to 20 home and ret little rest"
Rest" echoed the statesman.
with the opposition party looming
up as IL never did before. and my
chance for nomination Htili In doubt
My friend. leaving Washington IL
like getting out Of a warm bed Mt
6 o'clock in the morning to chop
wood. "--washinEton star.
An inscription on the tomb Of n
local author In n Georgia cemetery
reads with some truth and no
poetry;
Here he lies NJ thIrty-nvc;
Struggled hard 10 keep alive.
or his books he printed seven;
starved 20 death and went 10
heaven.