The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-06-02
Other Mems Brains.

Governor Bushnell of Ohio does q
heap of talking, but he keeps out of
way Of the Hanna buzz saw.-AtLanta
Constitution.
1t looks like peace In South Africa.
Kruger is ready to make concessions,
and Salisbury is not ready for war
Cleveland Lender.
Spectators working for q fall do
not like rising stock market, but
they try to bear 1t the best they can.
philadelphia Times.
George Dewey might save himself
considerable mauling If he would tour
the United States in u balloon .-PhH-
adelphia North american.
There are few strikes now going
on in the country, but the reports of
increases of wages outnumber them
ten to One.-Bahimore American.
Carnegie has discovered that when
"a rich man desires To- be a Philanthro.
pist there are plenty of people will
ing TO assist him. Cleveland Leader
In capturing San Isdro the Ameri-
cans have made another addition to
their large and varied assortment of
Filipino capitals. -ROcheSter Democrat
ana ChFOhlce.
On the whole, intelligent Cubans
are taking kindly to American WAYS
and rejoicing in the progressive rule
and political administration stab lish-
ed by military ChicagO Times.
1t may be well for the other powers
to remember that Nicolas of Russia
IL in position to give them all the
! lighting they want ii they fiout his
peace Overtures.-St. Louis RepHbHc.
Among the industries flourishing
in the KlOndike is the manufacture
Of bogus nuggets to catch outsiders.
Promoters up there find something
to occupy the long winter evenings
st. Louis Globe. Democrat.
Admiral Schley is said to be one of
the navy's best speakers. His speech
aboard the Brooklyn at Santiago to
Cervera's feet last July is regarded
| by good judges as model of naval
oratory Chicago Tribune.
The number of men in the United
states who are receiving higher
wages than they were getting year
ago is nearly million. That is the
kind of expansion that every body
approves Syracuse Herald.
Being unwilling to lose it's reputa-
ton for originality, Chicago propos-
es to invite Aguinaldo to attend its
autumn festival next October. The
Filipino leader may accept If he can
conclude his engagement with Otis in
time -Phiadelphm Ledger.
A western millionaire says the best
way to grow wealthy is to refrain
from talking during business hours.
Evidently this man wants to drive
the drummers, the lawyers, the bar
bers and the auctioneers out of bust
ness entirely.-Albany Timts- Union.
While the determination ofAndrew
Carnegie to retire as soon as possible
fromthe mad whirl of money getting
will impress many people with his
peculiar views of wealth, it lie not to
be forgotten that he possessed none OF
these views so far as the people can
judge until he had finally come into
the possession of about $100 0O0, OOO.-
Peoria JOurnaE
81 can't say I'd trade places with
the prince of Wales. Things come
too easy with him. He can never
know the fun of beating out the whole
field by your own nerve and skill. ~
The foregoing bunch of philosophy lie
attributed to Jockey Tod Sloan. Per.
haps he said 1t; perhaps not. BE
that as 1t may, the keynote of achieve.
! ment Is in it.-R0chesfer Democrat.