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The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
An Honest Medicine for La(irippe

Genrgr w. Watt of South Gar
diner, Me-, says: II have had the
worst cough, cold, chills and grip
and have taken lots Of trash Of no
accncnt but profit tn the vendor
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy i.
the only thing that has done any
good whatever. | have used one
50 cent bottle and the chills, cold
end grip have all left me. l con.
qratulate the manufacturers If an
honest medicine " For sale by
DR.. NJ. P. Bates, Liberty, Miss.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
TO15
|P PO|GAY AYIUN|E
THE BEST
NEWSPAPER
lIN 7TEE SQlU1T ~.
TTS TELEGRApHIC SERVICE
COVERS THE WORLD
IFS MARKET RErORTS ALL
UNEQUALED.

Its Bureau at jackson, Miss, enn
Quoted by that experienced iournAaisk.
Edgar S. Wilson, who treats impas~
tally all questions relating TO MlssasF-
pippi and Alississippians every day ~
the year, has. 10 the langnage OF thes
Mississippi press, made the l'ieayuias
Indispensable to Mississippians
The Picayune reaches and crossfss
Mississippi on all trunk lines The sery
dag Of its publication.
Mississippi this year holds its fiFsf
general election under the new corr
stltutlon. All State, County end Distriee
officers, Including LegislatnEe. which,
will in January. 1896, choose 4 Unite.A
States Senator. are to be elorfed THs
Campaign will be a memorable ol'&s
The Plcay1ne. in addition 70 IT, Bilrean
at the Capital, has an intelligent coc-
respondent at every nrolniHrnt point
In Mississippi No item Of news via
escape It.
Get the News. all the News; and gsk
Il fresh.
Head the Picaynne.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
Resolutions Of Sympathy and
Regnect.

ADOPTED BY BETHLEHEM BAPTIST
CHURCH, RELATIVE TO TIE DEATH
OF BRO. ROBERT +. LITTLE.
Whereas, our Heavenly Father. in
his all-wise providence, has remov-
ed from our membership Bro. RoaERT
LITTLE by the hand OF death,
Therefore, Resolved 1st, That in
Ais death we lose a steady andpromis.
lng young man, and his family a duti-
ful and obedient son:
Resolved End, That we how n
humble submission toGod who knows
and does all for the best. :
Resolved Ord. That we deeplvsvr.
pathize with all the family IN their
great sorrow, and commend them to
the Lord for sustaining grace and
consolation.
Resolved 4th, That these resolu-
tions be spread on ourchurch record.
and that q copy be furnished the
family, as an expression of our
sympathy and esteem.
TIC. scl1illing,
W.M. Newman,
If G, D. catsey,
Committee,
4
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
Pensioners.

The following Pensioners are
herewith noiiipdtu call at theChan-
ceryClerks office and get their war
rants to draw the pension-money;
G B Stublefeld, D b Steele, Ma
ry A Edwards, Nancy | Jenkins
Emily Suddu,h, f A White, Mary
A Wilmington, Mathew Jones and
James NJ Stewart.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
EStray Notices,

One Black and White-spotted Cow, with
brown back, unmarked, about & years old.
Appraised ut Sl2 90 by W q Moore and |
W Marsalis.
The above described cstray was taken up
by E Moore and etraycd by him b fore
I $ Cockerhani, aJuslicp OF the Peace within
and for Amite county, State Of Mississippi.
February LIST, 1899.
The owners Of the above described Estrays
are requested to come forward. prove prop.
crty, pay charges, and take them away, OF
they will be dealt with ss the law directs.
A. q. SITUATION, Coroner nd Ranger
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

The installation services at the
Presbyterian church Sunday, when
Me.srs Robert Cox aud Alney Me-
Lean were made dvacOns, was a
,nnst he u iful and impressive one.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
D. VI. BUTLER
For County Treasurer:

JAS. d. ROBINSON
as candidate for the office of Treasurer of
Amity county, at the November election
subject to Inc action ofthe Democratic party
We are authorized to announce
S. G. WEATHERSBY
ms candidate for the Office of Treasurer of
Amite county, at the November election
subject to the action ofthc Democratic party.
We are authorized TO announce
j. d. LEA
MS candidate for the office of Treasurer of
Alnite county, at the November election
subject to the action of the Democratic party
We are authorized to announce
J. A PARKER
as candidate for the Office Of Treasurer of
Amte county, ut the November election
subject to the action Ofthe Democratic party.
We are authorized to announce
d G. FIELDER
as u candidate for the office of Treasurer Of
Amite county, at the November election
subject TO the action Of thcDem0eratic patty.
W are authorized to announce
r. M. COX
for the office of Tr asurer of Amitc county
ut the November e'cCtioa-subiect to the
action OF the Democratic party.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

The newly announced candidates
lin this weeks ssue are: b. NJ. But.
Ter, tor Chancery Clerk; d Z. Fell
der and Il. NJ Cux, for Treasurer;
r. J Stewart, for Assessor and K.
q. Westbrook, for supervisor, 4th
District, +. I. l.. Tynes, for As.
sessor. The above mentioned
gentlemen are emnen,ly qualified
to ill the Office TO when they
aspire, and, if elected, will do SO
With credit.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

Miss Stella Ratr.iff returned on
"Wednesday Of isst week from Mag
nolla whore sh ,hss been visiting
friends and relatives for several
weeks. She reports having had a
mice time.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

We are sorry 20 state that Miss
Mary Webb is seriously i'll with
pneumonia. There lives no sweetcr
young woman, nor one who has more
friends. We are praying for hec re-
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

Preaching in the Baptist church
of this place Saturday and Sunday
next. al II a. m BY Ed. 7. Z.
schilling. The public are cordially
invited TO attend.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

Irregular bowel movements leadto
chronic constipati, II. rRIcKLY ASH
BlTrERsis reliable system regulator;
cures permanently. Sold by Dr, NJ
4. Bates, Liberty. Miss.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

Born on Thessday, Feb. 8, 1899,
a boy 10 Mrs. j. b. Webb. Papa
Jesse is meeting his friends with
a smile .-McConib City Special.
The Herald extends congratula-
tions, aud hopes the little One may
live 10 be a great man.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

Mr.. and Mrs. L. c. Bates are now
domiciled in the residence Just
above the College, lately occupied
|by Mr. T. f. Ford and family.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

No one could think of saying a
FELLOW fever germ exists any where
'.'round these regions now -a.days
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

Mr.. Worth Robinson, who has
been spending some days in our
midst, went out to- Glostcr Tuesday.
He was accompanied by Mr.. Clyde
nax.ts
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

Mr. S. B Robinson attended the
recent MEETING of the Woudmen Of
the World at Little Rock Arkansas
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
For Sheriff:
We are authorized 10 announce
V, " ROBINSON

For Sheriff.
We are authorized TO announce
V. " ROBINSON
as a candidate for the office of Sheriff of
Anite county, at the November election
subject to the action ofthe Democratic party.
We are authorized to ami ounce
v Fl. BATES
as candidate for thu office of fSheriffof Amite
county, ut the November elecliOn-subiect to
the action Of the Democratic party.
We are authorized to announce
X ID. MOORE
as candidate for the office Of Sheriff of
Amite county, ut the November election
subject TO the action Of the Dem attic party.
We are authorized TO announce
N. S. MCLEAN
as Il candidate fer the office of Sheriff Of
Amto county, at the November election
subject to the action oftho Denocnltic party.
We are authorized to announce
J W. WILKINSON
ms q candidate for the office Of Sheriff of
Amte county, at the November election
subject to the action Ofthc Democratic party.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
For ChanCerY Clerk:
We arc authorized announce

We arc authorized to announce
II. NJ. BATES
as u candidate for recollection to the office of
Chancery CLERK of Amitc county, at the
November election-subject to the action Of
the Democratic party.
We areauthorized to ann, Il ICE
d. VI. BUTLER
rs u candidate the office Of ChanceFy
Clerk OF Amlte county, at the November
elcctioE-subjcct to the action of the Demo-
cratic party.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

Miss Mabel Beard, after visit of
several months to relatives in Port
Gibson. returned home on Tuesday.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

Hon. w H. Griffin was the dele
lie from Liberty lodge to theGrsnd
hdgs Of MasOns al Vieksburg.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

NOICE.

DY ORDER Of the Board Of Su-
I'D pervisors Of Amits County,
Mississippi, The Old Iron Safe, be-
longing 20 this county, will be offer
ed for sale TO the highest bidder for
cash at publieo oulcry, atthe
MarchTerm Of the Board efSRper-
ViSOrS, 1893.
Liberty, Miss, Feb. '99.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

Mrs F. B. tratton is the latest
] sictim Of the grip. We are proud to
tate that she is now improving.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
NIiUOiS Central
R. R.
maintains unsurpassed

81. IOUIS III CHICAOO|
making direct connections with
through trains for all points
North, East and West
including Buffalo, Pittsburg, Cleve-
land, B Bls,on, New York, Phila-
delphia, Baltimore, Richmond, st.
Paul, Minneapolis, Omaha, Kansas
City H"Springs, Ark. andDenver.
Close connection with Central Mis-
sissippi Valley Route Solid Fast
Vestibule Daily Train for
Dubuque, Sioux Falls,
Sioux City
aud the West. Particulars Of agents
Of the |. e. Il. Il aud connecting
lines.
WM. MURRAY, Div. Pass. Agent,
New Orleans.
INo. A. SCuTT, Div. Pass. Agent,
Memphis.
A. II. II NSON, O, r. A., Chicago.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

Miss Dora Bates is up sgaini her
Fieuds trust she may not suffer 3
eond relapse.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24

Hon. j. A. Maui, ofGlosier, visited
fbeTty Monday.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
Commercial Herald.

The Daily and Weekly CoM-
MERcIAL HERALD. printed al Vicks-
hurg. , iss. The Daily is the lead
ing paper in the State, and takes
the full Associated PrrssDispalches
iver it's own leased wires by
special operator.
Terms Of the Daily:
| year - 90
> mon Is. 90
1 month. rs
The Weekly is issued every
Friday, and is comprehensive
review of all important events Gull
ed from the State and Metropolitan
papers up to the time Of going t.
press.
rernasOf theWeek1y
q months, 30
3 months, 81
Invariably in advance.
The Weekly with the New Y1rl
Worlds Great Tri-WepKly editior
81 so per year for the Two paper,
Sample copies of the Daily or
Weekly Commercial Herald oI
Fri eekly World sent on appli.
cation Address,
CONN ERCIAL HERALD,
VICKSBURG. MISS
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
ANNOUNCEsIENTs.


For Representative
We are authorised to announce
W. I. CAUSEY
as a candidate for Representativa from Anlite
county, in the Legislature, al The November
eleetioa-subject to the action Of the Demo
cratic party.
We are authorized to announce
w. D. CAULFIELD
as a candidate for Representative from Amite
county, in the Legislature, at the Novem-
ber eleetion-subjeet 10 the action Of the
Democratic party.
Wea authorized TO announce
G. II. FIRTH
as a candidate for reelection for Representa-.
tive from Amite county, in the Legislature,
at the November election-subiect 10 the
acton Of the Demscraiie party.
We are authorized 10 announce
III. NJ. HOLDEN
as a candidate for Representative fromAmite
county, in the Legislature. at the November
election-subject to the aelion Of the Demo-
cratic party.
We are authorized to announce
ID. S MCDANIEL
as a candidate for Representative frnm Amite
county, in the Legislature, at the November
,'leelion-subject to the action of the Demo
cratic party.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
For super ntendent:
' are authorized to announce
GEO. A. MCGEHEE

as a candidate for re-tlection to the Office of
Superintendent Of Education, ofAmite coun-
y, at the November election subject to the
action OF the Democratic party,
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
FHE SOUTHERN HERALD.

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
For Supervisor

For Supervisor;
We are authorized to announce
F. w. STRATTON
as a candidate for re election 10 the Office Of
Supervisor District No. ]. Amite county, at
the November election-subiect 70 the action
Of the Democratic party.
We are authorized to anuounoa
w. R. THOMPSON.
as a candidate for the Office Of Supervisor
District !, Amite county, At the November
eleciioR-snhjeet 10 the action Of the Demo
eratioparty-
Weare authorized to announce
T. F. FORD
As candidate for the Office Of Supervisor,
District /, Amite county, At the November
election-subjeet to the action Of the Demo-
cratic party.
Weare authorized to announce
w. E. YOUNG
as candidate for the Office Of Supervisor
District 4, Amite county, st the November
election-subjeet to the action Of the Demo
cratic party.
We are authorized to announce
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
For Cirruit Clerk:
We are authorized to announce

We are authorized TO announce
JUDSON A BOLLS
as Il candidate for the office of Circuit Clerk
Of Amitc county, NJ the November election
subject to the action Of theDemocratic party.
We are authorized to announce
w. H. CARkOLL
as candidate for the office Of Circuit CLERK
OF Amite county, at the November election
subject to the action ofthe Democratic party.
We arc authorized to announce
w. II. WEBB
MS candidate for the uffice Of Circuit CLERK
Of Amite county, ut the November election
subject to the action of the Democratic party.
For Assessor:
We are authorized TO announce
W EVERETT
rs candidate f,r recollection 10 the Office of
Assessor OF Anite county, at the November
elcctiol-subiect to the action Of the Demo-
cratic party
We are authorized to announce
I. K. WEATHERSBY
as candidate for the office of Assessor OF
Amite county, at the November election
subject to the action ofthe Democratic party.
We are authorized to announce
R. j. STEWART
as candidate for Che office Of Assessor Of
Amlte county, at the November election
subject 70 the action ol theDemocratic party.
We are authorized to announce
F.T.L. TYNEs
as candidate for the Office Of Assessor Of
Amite county, at tho November election
subject TO theacsiou of The Democratic party
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
TERMS, OF SUBSCRIPTION,

TERMsOF SUBSCRIPTION,
OH vKAa
Daily and Sunday, One Year 1890
Funday, "a to 80 pagesl zoo
Weekly, 10 paeas, issued
Thurs av korning LOO
NICHOLSON & co., Propi tors,
New orleans, -
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
Il. r Dis'ri.tAttOrney.
We are authorized to announce
HON. + II. RATCLIFF

us candidate for reelection to the Office Of
District Attorney for the Sixth Judicial Dis.
trict Of the Stqte Of Mississippi,a the Novem-
Der election-sutject to the action of the
Democratic party.
The Southern herald., 1899-02-24
R. c. WEsTBROOK

as a candidate for re election to the Office Of
Supervisor, District 4 Amite county, at the
November election subject to the action Of
the Democratic party.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17
An Example Of Providence.

DE ways er Providence Is strange, en-
pas fndin' out" said Brother Dickey.
Wen you put yo' ham on Providence, he
amt dar at all, en- when you amt expect
in err him heah he come en- upset all yo'
plans!
Take de new preacher, fer instunce;
Oar wuz des one member outside de fol-,
en- he work wild I'm day en- night, week In
en- cut twell he got i'm ter de millpon' ter
baptizes I'm; wen 10 en- behor, whilst dey
wuz standin' wais'-deep in de middle err de
water alligator come long en- swallered
de preacher-hymn book en- all!
"Well, de congregation say t wuz 80 in
tended by Providence, en- dat de gator
would come ter Lam en- give de preacher
up, des lax de whale did Jonah; so dey
wait roun' three days en- three nights;
but de gator so enjoy de preacher, en- feel
so good over i'm, dat he never showed
UP at all! Hit wuz Providence-ez I TEX
It, but hit wuz too much Providence fer dat
preacher!'-Atlanta Constitution.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17
Hn WAS AN HONEST MAN.
9ad = $1,000 Bill N His Pocket, but
Did Not Know II.


DID Not Know II.
The man with the red whiskerv had
been exhibiting q $500 greenback az .
curiosity. and It had been tenderiy ham
died by half q dozen men, when the hard
ware drummer heaved great sigh and
said:
twice the value Of that, and what makes
me sigh II the fact that didn't know It
until too late to feel good over It.
u was on my way out Of Chicago when
the porter Of the car asked me to change
dollar bill. 1t was a crisp. new bill.
folded twice over. and handed him dol
lars. worth Of silver and showed the bill
into my vest pocket"
And lost It. Of course" said the red
whiskered man.
Yes, but mot by accident. within an
hour we got UP q poker game and three
Of US sat down to play. A cattle man
from Texas was banker. and handed
him that bill for dollars worth of
chips. Before the game was ended was
SO out.
HE made wad Of seven or eight bills
and put them In his pocket. and 1t was
known afterwards that he paid out that
$1,000 bill to Burlington hackman for q
one.
lou see, IL ali started with young
woman on the sleeper. She gave It to
tho porter as his fee. supposfng she was
giving him dollar. The bill was traced
along to the hackman, and he was the
only one who got into trouble about II.
When he found he had thousand dollars
In his pocket he made a skip for Chicago.
He got drunk soon after arriving there
and was run in, and when they searched
him and found the Doodle 1t was pub
lished in the papers. and he was held for
weeks on suspicion. The bill was finally
restored to the young lady
but why do you sigh over itr' was
asked.
Because Of the narrow. escape I had.
Gentlemen. am an honest man."
$50 are the rest of u.s.
But had I known the value of the bill
terrible mental struggle would have TAX
en- place. should have been tempted to
convert that money to my use, and yet
my honor would have cried out against
1t. In the end
Your honor would have tr.umphed."
''No, sir In the end should have used
1t to buy my wife sealskin sack, a pair
Of diamond earrings and watch, and II
few dollars were left over should have
invested them in socks, handkerchiefs and
collar buttons for myself
Hang the luck, why didn't I look at
that bill and discover what a good thing
Providence had thrown at my head"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17
Lacking in Appreciation.

II see that Susan B. Anthony
thinks there is good deal Of hum
bug about the fight against Nor
mon Roberts, and believes that the
men can be trusted to settle 1t
among themselves"
'Oh, we'll. you know these young
unmarried women haven't any true
appreciation of the enormity of
triplicate matrimony." - Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17
Tempered with Mercy.

Eyes. was drunk. your honor"
the prisoner said. but I've been
pretty well punished already. had
$50 when I went out on the street.
and lot Of gamblers got hold Of
me and swindled me out Of $5S.
Under those circumstances" re-
marked his honor, with a sympathe-
tic cough, ''the court is disposed to
be lenient with you. The fine will be
$2."-Chicago Tribune.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17

OutrsgeA Husband
"villains You have
deceived me outrage
ouslyi ! shall never
shake your hand
againi"
why, old manf
What have ] doneT'
II found . note
from you IN my
wife's room two days
ago In which you
asked her to run
away with you. and
she's still ct homer
Ally Sloper.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17

''My dear" said Emile Aguinaldo
to his wife, regret to inform you
that your wardrobe has been cap
tured. ese
"Oh, WELL" replied Mrs. Aguinaldo
cheerfully. there wasn't a thing in.
It that wasn't dreadfully old-fash-
toned. I wish you to surrender right
away so that can go shopping for
my new clothes."-Pittsburg Chron-
icle Telegraph.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17

WI ~GaWSs
Blobbs-What nnss~
sense II 10 for news
papers. In their ac-
counts Of weddings,
to describe the brides
being led to the al
tar.
Slobbs-How sof
Blobbs-Why, most
of the girls could
find their way in the
dark. -Tit-Bits.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17
TwofoId Vision.

Harriet-Men are SO tickle! Fam
ny's husband fell in love with her
at first sight. and now he hardly
looks at her.
Nellie-She ought to be glad of
that. Evidently ne does not wish
to be Observation-Disclosures Tran
script.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17

''Isn't your neigh
Dor, Blfnkinoff. .
drinking nuan?"
II wouldn't like to
give an expert opin-
ion on the subject.
I'll admit, however.
that 1 saw him the
other night trying to
drive . spigot into
an ash barrel, think
ing that It was ci-
der. (" - Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17
nTs JHs' Es CHEAP TER
SMILE.


Como. brethrsn, cas- srw2y dat gloom.
De Lawd dom laik Z frowu;
De Bible ses dat We mus Ian
An put our trabbuls down.
De man who sulks an pouts an day
An feels blue all do while,
Jes' ought to member allen dat
Els jn' o. cheap ter smile.
Do man who ssins upon hard lrck.
Am shelly boun' ter win;
dom keer wha' his bizness am.
Hes boun' ter get de tin.
A scowl brings trubbul ter 20 d.
An den II stays erwhils;
30 II you'd pfopah, dom fsrgit
Els jes' e. cheap IN Smile.
An, brethren. when 70 '1eabss dis sarf;
Es all oh US mus do,
Jes' INK oh whA' ah'se toll 20,
An Ian e. 20 goes trough.
6t. Petah den will AZ 20 In,
An bid yo' stay erwhile:
But yo'll git lef' II yo' fefgit
Els jes' q cheap ter smile.
Edgar A. Quest In Detroit Free Press.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17
Both Had Faults,

Mrs. Justwed-Does Mr.. Smi .ners love
his second wife as much as he did his
first?
Mrs. Younghub-Yes. He told me her
cooking was worse. but that her feet were
not SO cold.-Judge.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17
I'm These Circum.tance..

AFTER all a rabbits foot Is a
somewhat lucky thing to have
remarked the rabbit, modestly. as
Journal.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17
GIFT and Purchnse

''He aspires to no office in the
gife of the peoplev'
"He doesn't have to. He's able
to buy whatever he wants!-De-
troit Journal.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17
All Fixed.


Great Explorers
Friend (as the latter
Is about to start)-
Well, professor, you
have arranged for
your lectures and
book when you come
back, haven't your"
Great Explorer
Yes. Also my testi-
monials are written
for the canned
goods, the clothing.
the boats and the
cooking utensils. All
/ have to do now Is
to get lost and be
rescued, and my for
tune Is made.-Cin-
cinnati Commercial
Tribune.
Adage Vindicated.
II was discharged
to vindicate an old
adage." said Simp-
kins.
"How was thatf"
"The adage says:
Where there's smoke
there's fire. The
boss had a rule
against smoking. I
smoked and was
fired" Philadelphia
North American.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17

In Training.


do you understand
the nature of an
oath?" asked the
Judge.
II should think I
ought to-" said the
nervous little man.
I've been putting up
stovepipes for my
wife al l morning.
Kansas City Star.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-17
At Close Quarters.

AZ Close QuofterH.
She-You frequent
~ quarrel with your
wife, don't your
He-Yes; that's tho
reason We got mar
ried: to fight out our
previous Disputes
Judy. $3.50
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Counsel for defend
ant--And then. gem
tlelnen Of the jury,
another reason why
you should not b
harsh with my client.
Look at him. He II
completely crushed.
He dares not even
raise his head.
Court omcer = Beg
your pardon. cir. but
the prisoner ID asleep.
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