The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-01-15
Ep,stes to ST. Paul

The fact is not generally known that All
| stract Clerk John Schulze Is the only farmer
hoiung an office under the county How
ever. MT Schulze has prosperous egg fac
TORY IN fuH operation at his home out at
white Bear. with over 300 hens constantly
employed The toffce-holding farmer is quite
an authority on the subject of egg culture.
and recently engaged in discussion with
frobate Clerk Harry Sundberg about the
SIZE or the double-yolked variety. Yesterday
FARMER Schulze brought three of his largest
oouple-yoiked eggs down town, carefully
wrapped up In a handkerchief in order to
snow Sundberg how 1t was. He went UP
stairs with his little bundle during the after
noon and bumped against the vault door In
uhe PROBATE court There was no demonstra-
ton as billed.
Short while ago County Auditor johnson
made an alleged election bet an excuse for
giving banquet to some of the newspaper
boys During the heat OF the occasion
which was held at the Windsor. the Eighth
ward statesman distracted the reportoriaI
soar from disciple of eleventh story jour-
halism Mr.. johnson accoutred himself with
uhe Dadge or brains after the feast and SAL
NED forth to test It's virtues. Incidentally
ne dr1fted into Superior street music hall
anu was enjoying the music when the owner
Vi une SCAR happened along. Like the right
ful heir In the melodraanas the newspaper
man was in hard luck and was held up by
inc ooorkeeper. who refused to recognize
MIN. FINALLY the dispute at the door became
SO warm that Johnson was called up to iden-
try the man who claimed to be from the
same paper. With unblushing effrontery
johnson sized up the real newspaper man
and told the doorkeeper, 81 don't know him,
but l think he sells tape on Seventh street."
Senator Frank B. Daugherty, Of Duluth
possesses, among other virtues a considerable
interest," In the rising generation, so when
the other morning he found small boy rid
Ing up and down in the elevator at the Mer-
chants hotel he greeted him with a cordial
Good morning, governor"
I'm not the governor replied the young
ster. MY pa Is Senator OF o.
county. and he wears high collar now"
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It is reported Of Sheriff John Wagner
that Mic Weir, Henry Haenel and some others
once went ON a deer hunting expedition with
MIN, before the. start for which an their
friends were instructed to put in acquisitions
LOT a piece of venison. or bar, as their
tastes might direct The entire party brought
BACK one deer, and 1t is currently reported
that the argument as to who killed that one
was SO not that it melted the snow in the
woods. until Col Haenel, who has consider
- Va y,
claim to Wehr and Wagner with the re-
mark:
We'll, If you fellows killed him, why
don't you carry him out?"
The colonel afterwards told q friend: "Of
course, 1 knew killed him. but was foxy,
and they had to do the work.
Freddy" observed the mayor yesterday.
gazing at the ceiling Of the executive cham
Der. Il believe my memory is getting pretty
poor already.
1T is better hiatt way than to have It
keeping you awake nights" replied Mr. Ham
mer, thinking Of his water board d.sappoint-
ment, or rather non-appointment.
But 1T Is no joke, Freddy. think maybe
that have held Office too long already. You
see this young fellow that died the other
day took dope Of some kind at O. bad place
run by some one named Willard I think
now, Freddy, that I had heard the name
before. Some rude disrespectful men came
UP here and told me about the place, Freddy,
and then 1 forgot It already. There were
some other places, too. I think. / did not
remember anything about these places when
they asked me about the grand jury report
l have forgotten them several times since.
Freddy, what is failing memory sign OFT"
The PhiIistfne