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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-09-04

DO not keep the ala baStcr boxes
OF your love and tenderness sealed
up until your friends are dead.
Fill their lives with sweetness.
Speak cheering words while their
ears can hear thrm. The things
you mean to say when they are
gone, say before they go. The
flowers you mean to send for
their collins, send to brighten and
SWcctcn their homes before they
leave them. Ii n sermon helps
you, it. will ito the preacher good
to tell him Of It. If the editor
writes an article YOU like, he can
write II Sill better one next week
if you send him n note Of thanks
If my friends have vases LAID
away filled with perfumes Of sym
pathy and affection, | would be
glad ii they would bring them
out in some Of my weary hours,
that | may be ChCrrcd and re-
frcShcd by them If we would
fulfill oar mission we must anOInt
our friends beforehand for their
burial. Tears falling on the ICY
brow make poor and tardy atone
mcnt for cOldncSS and Sclfi>hncSS
in long, struggling years. Flow
crS piled on the coffin cast no
fragrance backward over the
weary vcarS.-J. Il. Miller.
Incrc are some women who
seem to be- prrcnniaiIy youthful.
The grown daughters are COM
panionS rs well as children, and
the color i'll the mothers cheeks,
the brightness in her eyes, the
rOundncHS Of her form, all speak
Of abouIdlnE health. What Is
her secret? She is at 1hc middle
age Of life when 50 many women
are worn, wasted and faded, and
yet time has only ripcned her
charms. The secret OF this ma
tronly health and beauty may be
told in the brief phrase, DR..
I'irrcr'S Favoritr Prescription
The general woman is so init
al yAt.a ,I ~ hn l/,nn1 |,
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-09-04

Educate Your s3Owe.5 With CaSCareCs.
Candy Cathartic, cure consul patton forever
lOcs 25c. 1t G. G. G. fall. druggists rcfL:l. money
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

"A FEW ADULT BoARDERS can be ac-
commodated with summer board on a
dairy farm near Worcester. Terms
and further particulars, address Pros
pect farm, West Boylston, Mass,
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23
Help Wanted Male
MACHINLSTS!

THE TROUBLE on Norfolk avenue. Bos-
ton. Rcxbury district is not settled.
Stay away.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

IA FEW ADULT. BoARDERS can be ac-
oomm0dated with summer board on a
dairy farm near Worcester Terms and
further particulars, address Prospect
Farm West Boylston. Mass,
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

WANTED $1,000 or $1,000 on city prop.
erty. p. o. box 1867
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

FARM HOUSE, New Bos-
ton, N. livery elevated location, lawn
shaded by naples piazzas, large rooms,
cool dining room, pure water, teams
bowling, etc, berries and early fruit, S5
and Sc. p. Batten.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

y At Whitehead, select
neighborhood directly on beach, large,
newly furnished, archaeological rooms
first-class board private family. Ad-
dress 39x Perry st., Broolkline.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

WANTED--Farm hands. green men. Mrn.
Jones, 40 Main ST., room IL
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23
MANET BEACH COTTAGES.

$40 to SIS per week all furnished, in
GLIDING use of boat and bath house; eX-
tensive views of other seaside resorts
Boston harbor in the distance Manet
Beach is between QuincyIbay and Wey-
cool breeze. These cottages are all near
the beach. Everything eatable brought
to the door. One minute from trolley
car; half hour from Boston. B. e. Guy,
52l Main St
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23
Situations Wanted " Female.

SITUATIONS WANTED by excellent
Swedish general girl; middle-aged
American woman. small family, coun-
try; English woman, with child three
years old; ali,round and private cooks
strong green Polish. Swede, Finn and
Irish girls, nurse girls, etc Mrs. Jones'
40 Main St, room II; telephone 961-4
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

WANTED to take orders; steady
work, good wages pay weekly, free
outfit; experience unnecessary. Glen
Brothers, Rochester, N. Y
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23
Situauons Wanted = Male.

SITUATION WANTED-By married man
for general work or second man; under
stands care of horses, good driver, etc.
good Worcester references: address t.
w. Malone, IL Norton pl., Cambridge,
Mass.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23
CHAAPLIN [QTIAGE !. NARRAGANSElT PIER.

Good ACCOMMODATIONS Tor summer
boarders; 81 to $12 per week; ocean
view. e. c. Champlin, box 1923. Nara
gansett Pier. r. l.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

FOR SALE-Fresh lot of new mich cows
from my pastures, today, extra good
ones; also, shotes, etc. H. R. King,
Tatnuck: box 7S9. city
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

PRIVATE family will take few adult
furnished rooms, hot and cold water
BATH beautiful scenery, horses, cows
IS to 81. The Garrison, Deerfeld Pa
rade, New Hampshire.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

SITUATIONS WANTED--Private cook;
can nurse girl, 81 per week; competent
girl, general work, good references
Mrs Mulvey IA Maple St; telephone
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23
RIVERSIDE HOTEL,

throughout The best family house over
looking Narragansett Bay. Bathing, boat
ing, fishing and everything that goes for
comfort Rates 81 per day and upward.
Special rates for families. Address
GEO. w. PATTON, Riverside. r. l., or
Hotel Patton, AGA Westminster ST., Proyi-
dence, R. /.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

SITUATIONS WANTED by teamsters.
farm hands hotel help, green men. Mrs.
Jones, 40 Main St, room II; telephone
961-4
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23
NARRAGANSETT BAY.
RRANT ROCK HOUSE. eR4 %as ssoek,

Beautiful Sea Shore Resort. Hotel Within
90 feet OF high water Send for circular.
.-Ass~~ c. 7. SUMNER, Prop'r.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

SITUATION WANTED AS COACHMAN
Thoroughly understands the business;
three years in last place; New Worcester
preferred. Address H., rs Hancock ST.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

AGENTS WANTBD-The greatest seller
ever put on the market make big
money in selling rubber faces; they sell
ON sight; already introduced and de-
manded everywhere; sample, prepaid,
lQc. Allegheny Mailing Agency, Is G.,
Perry St, Allegheny, Pa.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23
Personal.

WILL ANY ONE having information re-
garding the whereabouts of Elizabeth
Campbell, sometimes known as Maggie
Sullivan. communicate with C0nhden-
tial. care of The Worcester Spy. .
ALONE, widowed, although only a. lady
Ike, property $50 600: seek this wav Iifa
companion. Mrs. Graham Sc ave-. A.
New York.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

LAKE FRONT FARM. Auburn. N. H..
Lester Hall. prop, The place to spend
your vacation; II has all that can be
dtsired. stands high, overlooking lake.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

STABLE MANURE Twenty
cords in large or small lots. Address S,
P. Perry, city.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23
Warteu Miscellaneous.

WANTED-$25OO on new village PROPERTY
Ave miles from city hall; security am
pie; viii pay per cent. Address c. Ii
1895 this office.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23
For SaIe-BicycIes.
For SAFE or Repair Clothing.

81 90 SUIT cleaned and pressedI eco silk
velvet collar on coat. Upham g. Padula.
tailors, ST. Main stop Elm, one flight.
Open evenings.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

TRAVELLING local statesmen, dealers, Inn
mediately to sell the Hackett Cycle
stand and Lock; big money. The c. a..
Hackett Co, Massillon, o 10
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

party would take care of
private house for summer months, best
references and security II required. or
would go as companion with lady. S0l
Mill St, Tatnuck.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23
MERRIFTELD.

Choice building lots right in the city,
on the Merriheld Price includes sewer
assessment, granoIithic walks, curbing
and cutters. This land will be sold for
time at lower figure for the value
than any other lars in this city FL. C.
FISHER, State Mutual building
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-23

SITUATIONS WANTED--American man
on farm; also, green men. Mrs. Mulvey,
IA Maple st.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21
Bids for Painting School houses.

Sealed bids will be received by the
Clerk of School District No. "a, not
later than July 22d, 1899, at the hour
OF one o'clock p. m. for painting the
Lincoln, Park, East and North School
Buildings, according to the speciiica
tions in the hands of the clerk
For material, 500 gallons genuine Raw
Linseed Oil, (more or less), 1000 pounds,
(more OF less), white lead, (Carter's or
Pioneer) at the option Of the Board.
Separate bids must be made for each
building, and each bid 10 specify sepa-
rately the cost Of labor and material.
Bidders 10 furnish all brushes, scat
folding and necessary appliances.
Each bid must be accompanied by a
certified check Of S25 or a $50 bond or
note with approved security, guarantee.
ing a bond OF the successful bidder. Said
bond 20 be- in double the amount Of con-
tract price, and 10 be furnished upon
acceptance of bid.
An work 20 be approved by the Board
or any one selected by them for inspec-
tiOn.
The Board reserves the right 10 reject
any or all bids.
BY order of the Board, School Dis
trict No. "a, Marion Co., Ore.
II. A. JOHNSON,
NJ. l.. CHAMBRRLIs, Committee.
j. BAUMGARTNER,
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21
!. PERSONAL AND LOCAL.
Z For additional Local News see Fourth Page.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS LLLLLLLLLLLLLkkLLLLALLLLl

Uncle Tommy Pomeroy, one OF the
stalwart goldbug eXpansionists OF Me-
hama precinct, is in the city attending
court.
w. T. Rigdon went TO the metropolis
this morning to give an order to have Il
modern hearse made to be us d in his
business.
The Home baker, G.. A. Back came
back yesterday from the Breitenbush
hot spring where he has been camped
r. IL. Westacott and Moritz Klinger
went to Dallas yesterday.
Mrs. ID. p. Junk and daughter, Bertha
went TO Gladstone this morning.
Mrs. X. Woliord shipped her house
hold effects TO The Dalles today, where
she will reside.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. X. Allen returned to
Newberg this morning.
John Hoeier returned TO his bone at
Champoeg this morning.
j. H. Miller left this morning for
Eastern Oregon.
G. c. Cartwright, of California is in
the city visiting his brother
f. b. Duffy, representative of the
Denver Rio Grande 4 Western railroad
was in town yesterday.
j. Ii. Hubbard left today for an out
ing in the Santam country.
Mrs. j. o. Rourke Of Portland is Wis.,
iting Nr W. +. Skiii.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21
Camped a, no, sprinrs.

The following campers are now at
Trertenbush hot springs on the Upper
Santiam; Mrs. w. +. u. Mercer and
three children and Mrs. +. W. Bruce, of
Portland; ~ S. Keel, John H. Nor,
Alexander Moir, Howard Damon, g. A..
Bach, S. +. Foster, Chester Foster, Mrs.
g. w. Watt and son from Salem; John
Walling and w. T. Pierce, Of Polk
county; David Craig and Mr.. and Mrs
Q. f. Short, Alma A. Mills, Grin and
Elmo Mills, of the Waldo hills; Mae
Allen, of Silverton; DIR. Barker, c. O.
Lee and son Chester Clyde and Louis
Ford, and w. G. Cambell, of Albany; 5.
|. Shores, si scio; J. p. Berry, and
Ed Burnet, of Lyons; Mrs. +. McTen-
len and two children, Dave Burnett,
Nellie and Hilda Carter, of Detroit
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21

The following named teachers were
granted state diplomas at the meeting OF
the state board of education last even
ing:
Graduate Santiam-Mary Mccormick,
Marion Oleayer, Anna ID Steen, Jesse
Andrews and Frances / Griggs.
Graduate Agricultural-.Ulara Lane
and Adelea Mcbride.
Graduate Eugene--Louise G Yoran,
q Q Wartield, l. II Read, Maud Kerns,
Grace Murray, Anna Grimes, Clara PEN
gra, Dorothea Dale, Mary Ficklin, John
Barber, Lamson Bradley, Daisie Ala
way and Mary Plumb.
Graduate st Francis-Kathryn Mul
lin, Caroline Lochner and Nellie Mitch
ell.
Graduate Willamette-M Maggie Wat
tenpaugh
w w Payne, recently from California,
was granted state certificate.
Graduate Albany-Joseph Tyree, Mel
lie Foshay, Anna b Marshall, Anna
Crabtree and Ada Moehuke.
Graduate McMinnville-Nivi Row
ton, Edith Mitchell, Herbert Toney,
Gertrude Palmer, and Henry Hayden.
Graduate La Fayetto Gubset.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21

There Is more Catarrh in this sec
tion OF the country than all other di-
seases Put together, and until the last
few years was supposed to be incur
able. For great many years doctors
pronounced IL local disease, and pre-
scribed local remedies, and by CON
stantly falling TO cure with l1cal
treatment, pronounced IL incurable.
Science has proven catarrh TO be a
constitutional disease, and therefore
requires constitutional treatment.
Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by
#. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitutional cure on the
market. IL Is taken internally In
doses from 10 drops 10 teas p0onful
IL acts directly on the blood end mu-
cous surfaces OF the system. They OF.
fer one hundred dollars for any case
IL fails 10 cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials. Address,
f. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, D.
Sold by Druggists, 65c,
Halls Family Pills are the best,
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21
GA ST q H. Ia.
s.ars .b. 1lhs Kind You Ass klWays Bought
signature :f &zH2zzX
OREGON CROPS,
Hops and Gram Promises Ve.y Favora .
bly, All Over the STATE.

Hops and Gram Promises Ve.J Favora
bly, All Over the State.
The last week has been one of the
most propitious of the season for matur-
ing crops, especially hops. Along with
the good work of spraying and the
weather the lice have gradually disap'
peaTed until they are quite scarce. A
hop grower was heard TO remark yester-
day that every hour Of this hot weather
was adding thousands Of dollars 20 the
growers bank account.
The following crop news is CLEANED
from all sources:
A correspondent writing from Wood
burn says:
The hop crop looks well, and it is esti-
mated that the yield will be one-fourth
greater than in .lS9S, provided that
warm and favorable weather continues.
Spring crops will generally be short
unless some rain falls soon.
c.. Kocher, one of the largest hopgrow-
ers at tMark's prairie, Clackamass
county, says that the prospects are good
for an excellent crop. Unless lice and
mold should appear later in the season,
the outlook il very favorable. None 0l
the growers, az vet, are contracting their
hops, but cents for buyers are making
liberal proposals.
AT Amity, Yamhill county, farmer,
are actively preparing for harvest. Al
grain il reported in gO,d shape. Hops
are looking well. Growers are engagins
pickers and 80 cents Per box has beer
offe. ed.
In Eastern Oregon at la Grande
grain is badly damaged by the con
tinued hot weather, and prospects ar,
that the crop will be at least One-hal
short. Tie sugar beets are, hOweVe
looking very fine, as they are iarg
enough not u be effected by the ho
weather. While at PendleuOn, there
now no doubt that the crop OF 1889 ha
been badly injured throughout. IN
temperature has ranged from lO3 10 III
4 for nearly a week past, the actual ave
/. age. according 20 the government oi
J servers report for last week, being 10
above zero.
Whine some Of the fall own grain ha
matured sufficiently 10 that il was b.
yond danger from the hot wave, n
sDring fain was late, and has been gei
erally damaged This con titutes 20
"a per cent. OF the total crop Of u
country, and will not only be small
Weld. but Of low grade as well. Harve'
Ing il in progress quite generally
over the country.
o A prominent fruit grower in q
Sunnvside fruit farm section, ays IN
All lis seven year old Peteit prune trs
=, are going 10 die and the only lie I
~ trees have az all is sustained by sm
y strip OF bark on one side Of the tree a
~ II wiIl only be a matter Of time "h
" they Will r. dead entirely. Peteit pru
ln trees that we're planted ayear later VI
- not injured.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21
Apt Quotations.

Proverbs, axiom and wise sayings
haye been uttered by COnfucius and
other wise men from time lmmemOr-
tai, but few people realize how many
there are OF them. T.. l. Hood & CO.,
Of Sarsaparilla fame, have over two
thousand and they have originated
the ingenious plan OF serving them up
Ia delectable shape IN thousands OF
newspaper, with each one neatly
turning point as TO the merit OF
their we'll known medicine. The ex
tensive use OF these proverbs Is or
lglnal aud creditable TO Hood &
Go.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21
Call for Bids for Hay.

Bids will be received at The Ofiice o.
the CITY Recorder for the City Of sa J.
len, Oregon, from the date OF this
nOtlLe until o'clock D. m. nf Satur-
day, August ~, 1893, for furnishing
the City OF Salem with fifteen ll5) tons
of cheat or Timothy hay, baled aud de
liyered at the city hall IN said city on
or before the lst day OF September
1899.
Done pursuant 20 the order OF the
Common Council Of said city, made
and entered on the 9th day Of July
1899.
n, J. JUDAH,
CITY Recorder.
Dated at Salem, Oregon, this, july
"a. 1893, Z i3d&wu
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21
To-Nign, and ro. o.Morrow Might.

puyeach day ana night during this
week you can get at any druggists
Kemp's Balsam for the Throat and
Lungs, acknowledged to be the most
successful remedy eyer sold for
Coughs. Group, Bronchitis, Asthma
and Consumption. Get bottle to-
day and keep IL always In the house,
80 you can check your cold at once
Price 25c and soc. Sample bottle free
eod&w
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21

Emil L. Schroide, of Portland was
brought to the asylum last night He is
% years old.
w. T. Warner was last evening ad-
judged insane and committed TO the asy-
lum. DIR. w. A. Cusick conducted the
examination before Judge G. p. Terrell.
The man is 80 years of age. He was
suffering from alcoholism.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21
An Alaska Pleasnre Tnp.

Mr.. ami Mrs. n. J. Damon, Mr.. and
Mrs. G. A. Park, Mr.. and Mrs. +. A..
Virgins, Rev. II. A, Ketchum, Miss
Breyman, Miss Jessie Breyman, Miss
Margaret Cosper and Miss Angie Me-
Culloch, have planned trip 10 Alaska,
leaving Seattle, August 8, taking in
sitka, Juneau, Dyea and skagway.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21
Pnllman service 10 YaquIna

The first Saturday night excursion 10
Yaquina was we'll patrOnized, This new
regime with a Pullman ear service 20
Oregon, q popular seaside resort promises
10 become very popular. business men
in any city down the valley can take the
night train 20 Yaquina, get good
nights sleep and reach the ocean IN
time for breakfast, and after spending a
whole day at the beach can return on
the night train in time for business next
morning. Take the overland train AT
salem at AS p. M, Saturday.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21
Will Meet IN Salem

THE DALLEs, Ore, 81. - The grand
lodge, A. o. U, W., decided to hold its
next years session in Salem. Several
other citiesIcontested for this honor, and
the Capital City was selected after a
spirited contest and very close vote.
The Degree of Honor will also meet in
Salem next year, its sessions being dur
ing the same week with those Of the
grand lodge.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21
Honc. 10 Contraetors.

The Board Of Directors Of School Dis
trict No. "a, will receive bids not later
them Aug. 5, 1899, for repairing furnace,
of the North, East and Lincoln school
buildings, according 10 the specifications
ON file with the clerk.
By order OF Board OF Directors.
.7ITtd J.. BAUMGAKrSER, clerk.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21

Thomas RhOads, Centerheld, o.
writes: II suffered from piles seven
or eight years. No remedy gave nle
relief until DeWitL's Witch haLel
Salye," perfectly harml,ss. stones
Drug stores.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21

Gun-shot wounds aud pOwder-burns,
cuts, bruises, and ivy DOisonlng,-
quickly healed by DeWltt's witch
Hazel salye, prevents blood poisoning.
"DeWitt's" is SAFE aud SURE. Stones
Drug Stores.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-07-21
WARM WEATHER WIT.
Compiled for Readers Who Cannot Leave
Of the Habit of Reading Papers.


on the Habit of Reading Papers.
THE scoRcHER.
He scorched along the boulevard;
He scorched across the hill;
He scorched into q cable car;
We think he's scorching still.-Ney
York Life.
A mans conscience is short and rigid
a woman's long and elastic New Yofl
Life.
HAS your papa quit whipping YOU
since he joined the chur h2"
"Oh, no; but he's stopped saying il
hurts him worse than it does me. -
Truth.
A business house of Aberdeen, Scot.
land, recently engaged as office boy a
raw country youth, II was part of h .
duties to attend TO the telephone i'm his
masters absence. When first called
upon to answer the bell, in reply to the
usual query "areyou there2" he nodded
assent. Again the question came, and
still again, and each time the boy gave
an answering nod. When the question
came for the fourth time, however, the
boy, losing his temper roared through
the telephone: "Man, a. We blin2 I've
been noddin' me held aft for T. last hauf
'oorP'-Exchange.
Young Hankinson making a calD:
You have had that parrot long time,
Miss Laura?
Miss Laura; Yes, we have had him
several years.
Quite intelligent, is he not2"
Very. He can initiate almost any
thing"
''They have remarkably clever par
rot over at the Casterlins, Miss Laura.
II can initiate the sound of kiss TO per- |
fection. Is that among the accomplish |
ments OF our feathered friend in the
Miss Laura Indignantly: No, sir. He
does not attempt an imitation of
sound he is not accustomed to hear,
Mr. Hankinson.
The Parrot; Wait, George, dear, till |
take this bird out of the room.-Ex-
change.
care you related to each other2" in
luired the probate Judge at Oklahoma
City of German bridal couple bearing
the same name.
And the groom replied "Nein. Das is
'at's de matter. We wants TO be alretty."
kansas City Journal.
Tommy, mamma, why have you got
Dapa's Dajf ih you. locket?"
His Mother, '1o remiud me that he
lnce had soine. Jewellers Weekly.
Willie, 81 know why the Chinese send
al their file crackers over"
Mamma, "Why, Willie2'
Willie, "Why, because they don't J
nave any Fourth of July over there. -
Ilarper's Round Table.
His Honor, whats the charge, Of
icer? DrunkY'
Officer, "No. sor crazy"
His Honor, GLOW do you know?"
Office, "Well, sor, he is proprietor
If daily paper, and heard him tell
nan that the paper probably had |
he smallest circulation in the city, and
90
His Honor, "The padded cell quick -
Harlem Life.