The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-08-24
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h.rsst 60, bsis Jet.
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ess, ~ The grocery CLERK huss up the
rsesit,r Al Mrs Nssbloos. She be-
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TIE Milimss i sm going TO boz .
hofssless NTH .ssoa. TIE Hoassksepsr-
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cell.
Ill u dsplof.bIs lhsi v..kiss !. be
coming lost AZ. Loaf snf lie .
mighty good wsy o. setting home when
roar bicycle breaks dom.
When yoa returned nv book ytn
sl5 you enjoyed IL In mebsely, We'll, /
did. ior fact I'm glad 10 hear H. Bnt
why d,dat you co, tho lssve,i
II .lssys aim 10 tell the truth. remsrk
ed 80 old farmer. So do /. Silss. replied
. nsishbor. bat then. Teller will trade
HOSES otce . awhile, Jon know.
Billy Does yont mother sive Jon
snJ tbius u Jon take your medicine With
oct oryipsi willy-So. but she gives
me something II don't
Why dii you have your telephone
put back sgsin Mrs, Jimpeli Nov that
my daughter /, engaged she can't &c,
along siihout It,
--Auut Eneline, what would you do II
you opened your eyes At nigh! sud saw
the dark form OF q burglar moving stealth
lily around 10 your room' I'd shut my
eyes
-Jollydos The old Egyptians must
have been very modest people. Polywos
Why soi Jollydos Just lhInk how
much even those mummies have shrunk
sssy IRON public gsza.
Notsed S'poss you'te going to the
picnic tomorrow Beenwed Not exactly
going 10 one, but III be where there 10
one. I'm going TO stsy home aud mind
the bsby while my vile goes.
Summer BoHder i Look at my face,
Mrs, S,srvem. la full OF mosquito
bites. Mrs Stsrvsm (oi Hsydeld Cross
roads, That's not mosquito bites. Thst's
high livin.
so you want 10 marry my dsushteri
ssid the old gentleman. W.w-well. ".
vouldn't exactly say that; replied the diff
dent young man, b-b,bu. che wants 10
marry me. Otherwise we n.n.neyer
would have been engaged,
Jonas. the newspaper SAID tbs, II you
bold your breath you can get to sleep.
Asrths, you hold yours and lets see how
that works
My older brother always go, humored
because be was the biggest. Yes2 And
my other brother got humosed because
be was the li,tlest How sbout you'll
Well. ] bad TO behave myself
My husband aud | never take trips
together 10 summer. II we did Va would
not have anything to tell each other when
ve &c, home.
Il have never asked Edmund II he
loved any other girl before be loved me.
Why noi' knew that IL be had or had
not souldn't lkeit
Miss Spellum vesrs oil her best sum
Her clothes down TO the Office. 10 she
In lore with any body tberef No, bu. she
says 1t sesres her employer so be doesn't
give her much work 10 do.
A French scientist announces Q dis
eovery 10y means OF which the mental
processes Of yooth can be quickened and
accelerated by AZ application Of eleotrici
~. Are there no shingles or slippers IL
Fnneef
Mrs kaiokef How do yon make
your children obey you 80 uelli Mira
Booker - On, IT'S easy. told them il
they diduI behave ali summer wouldn't
take them TO see Dewey come home.
Little Helen Boo-hool don't want
10 take thai nssty bitter s,uti. Her Man
ms Bu, hov do you know ne nssty and
bitleri You hsven't tasted IT, LATHE
Helen You said II would be good for me
Traveller Ia this = heal.hy locality.
Native Well. rather. We have had bui
Doe death IN nine yesrs. aud that vas The !
doctor. Traveller Indeed And what
did be die OH Native Starvation.
Mrs, Mosquito How dare you come
home 10 ,hst dissrsceinl coudiiioni Her
II asband-Cou.dn', help it. N dear =
aidn't kno~ the senImsn ~s from Ken
lncky. Q
DO you allow your eusnd boy 10 sleep
10 ycnt ofhesf sss ssked OF . broker 10
The Chsnbsr OF Commerce Bnildiog. &
Daily daring the daytime.
Ia Alice worried about her broken en-
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