The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-11-23
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) II locks like var. said Mt. HepnetsY
I, II slssis does, said MI Dooley. Sln'
/ ~ eIn iT Rooshia isthts! ooeed bis n
! hsht fisolutlon. they's boen 40 chan
ths. they wuddeut be fuciioas,
An wbats IL all aboutf demanded NJ
Henressy. cant make head OF tail "
si ell, st all
Well, ye see, 'iis this way, sail Nj
; D9olsy. ie see, th Beers Is q simpl'
pastoral people that soes shout their bni
ntss 10 their own way, riisin' hell wit
rviry boiy. They Was bor.rn with .
aversion 10 society, sn' uhin III Eoelis
come they Ia ont beiure thin, not likir
their looks. The Easlish KEEP, comiu' a
the Beers kept moyin'. till they endden
move amy further without bamr in lot,
Kitchenets ar.rmy. and thin they settled
down su' says they, bein' felilous pet
pie, AZ disvle th sihep further. An The,
killed cf ih irreliious nsygurs an started
in ff TO raise cattle An OF night they d
set outside iy their dorps which
Hinnissy, is Dutch fr two story brick
house 30 lot -sn sip their ls.sser sn swsr
horses 40 N a,ch texts firm th Bible i'r Ii
seeasrs, while th childher played msrbles
with di'mon's as big as th end iy ye'er
thumb.
Well. th' English heeri they was sood
be th bucket In ivlry cellar ir'm
Ooopencth to Doozledori an they come
on 10 gr.reat hordes, 80 wbio they'd took
ont eoold enough SOS they needed ray
creation. thsy wanted to vote, An, says
Joe Cbsmberlaip, he ssye, be biyins, they
shall vote, be says. Is it. he say, posi-
BILE that at this stage iy .he wouuld's pro
gress, be says, an English gintleman sbud
be denied bel ys, th right to drop oii
thrain annywhere in ID civilized
wuirald 90 cast bis impeervsl voter he
says. Give thin th franchise, he says, or
be this 40 be tbstl he ssys. i'r we have
put our hand to tn plough, be ssys, AZ We
will not turn back, be says
Kruger, that's the main guy OF the
Dutch-s fne man, Hinnissy, that looks
like Caseys goat. 40 has nanny iv th
same peculy antics he ssye, All fright,
he ssys; I'll give thin tn franchise, he
says. Whin2 says Joe Chamberlain. In
me will. says K-uger, Whn | die, be
says al hope to live to be hundhred
il | keep 90 smokin btfure breakfast.
Far be il tim me to suggest amy but
peaceful measures, says Sir Alfred Miner
that's th lad they have down 10 Africa,
ID injua egeut II f'r tb English an th
Dutch sbu wurruk together like brothers
.r th' removal iv th nsyghr population,
le says, but he ssys, as q brother |
politely tuggebt to ye thtt II ye don't give
Is what we want we'll hand ye frsternsl
punch he says. F'f, he says, We have
mt cur hand to th plough, be ssys an we
,anDot turn back. he says.
What Sir Alfred Milner says Is thrue,
sys Lord Selbourne; an what th divvle
lie has to DO sbou, il dinnaw. Th situs
ion Ia such, he sayp, as to be intoPfable
o q sili.rsyspictin' Eaglisbmsn, be saye.
What crime, he says, that the men who
IRE tskin most iv th money ont iv tn
ounthry saod Lot be allowed to stick in
my iv th votes. be says, We have,
8 Shakespeare say put our hand to the
Tough. be ssys, an We can not turn back
e says. agree coiially with th noble
,rd on th r-red lounge sbsit me, says
.ord Salisbury. l will add be says, that
o have put our hand to th plough, an
Q will not turn back, be says.
Well, cir, twas up to Kruger, en- he
nocked th ashes out iv his pipe on bis
est, an Gays be, Gintlemen, be ssys, i
ould like TO do my best to socomy date
?, he ssys Nawtbln' short iy Q severe
tack OF Hines wud pltz} me so much as
see long lines iv ElRlishmen marcbin
. to th polls an depositin their bsllots
gain me Fl pr.sidint be says. Bnt. be
ys, I'm sn old man, be says. | was
ct.d young, an I've niver done amy
ing since, be says. wuident know
hat to DO without ii. he says. What.ye
-opose is TO make sn exprlsidnt " me.
'ye think cu1 sthand thtt? Id rather
. dean prisidint thin live ex-prisidint
may iv read it 10 th Bible, tbougb ]
iak | saw it 10 scand lous book me
ind Rhodes ltft 10 his bedroom las
me be called on me, that ye shud niyer .
scsrd su ace to dbraw TO husb, be
ys. ! depors th language. but the .
ntimlnt is sound he says. An l be '
we y.'ie iniintions TO pressrve peace =
re honest. but don't libe to see ye
lllin of ye'er coat, an here goes f'r
rouble whilst ye have ye'er arms 10 th
seves. be says. Fr. be says, ye have v
II yeer hand 10 th reaper 90 il car not 81
rn back, be says. y
An there they go. Hinnissy. II l was
ruger there'd NV been no war.
v bat wud ye have done2 Mr. Hen v
ssy asked. .
Ia give thin th votes, said Mr.. Dooley. y
1t. be added, significantly, I'd do th
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