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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-02-15
Toby AL FISH TRAPS
Chicago Syndicate Negotiates
On the Sound.
NAY BE DECIDED TODAY.
NAY BE DECIDED TO-DAY
Eastern Company Organized With
Capital of 81 .tsou. gos.-HaIds OPP
tions on Most of Down sound sal
mon Trap. ard Tive 1anneries-
Payment of xSo.ooo May Re Made

A large Chicagc syndicate fs tust about
- close s deal bv Whch X WI secure
al. Or most al. oT the f}sr traps % Puget
sound X a payment ~ So 2A8 IL made
toela ! the business vii BE- settled an1 the
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-02-15

traps vii very soon pass into the hands
Of the Chicago people.
The FISH traps Will thus go into The pos
session Of trust which viii for some
years practiC ally control The salmon price
aud output Of the Sound The oTganiza-
tscn has secured options on traps which
catch seyen-tenths of the fish found in
Puget sound, Is is believed IL viii con-
ttnue 10 purchase other traps until IL VIII
have controlled the total output.
The deaf has been worked with the at
most secrecy, 50 that there are very few
persons who undo ~stani IL Full scope. and
they are not Inclined 20 say very much
about i. 10 addition 10 the fish traps
there are options held on two eanneries.
and IL is understood that an effort is being
made 70 secure others. Ia fact. the ulti
mate purpose Of the syndicate Is said 70
b. the absolute control OF both salmon
catching and salmon canning. giving Il an
absolute monopoly Of tie business in this
part % the state. There IS no desire 20
secure CaUneEies on the Columbia river
e.e hFs Ia
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-02-15

liza j. Carroll. Of the Seattle Y " l.
a mas accepted the position 81 physical
instructor for the Spokane Y ". = \
ana Wal assume his uew duties March Il
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WHAT PROMINENT uE> SAY.

snnfE sae repyes ststat{Ee eIfixeas uag
directly and actively engaged lu working
up the mass meeting There rxists fhe saass
earnest fes3sne that is exhibited by tbe
committeeman
Il arn heartily So favor Of the mass
tnseffDF = Be- IS 1fcp i'm toe gishf arec-
ften aa;d fB8En rhofBss Eufkf 1T ia
the one asa 0fiY was ia the limited ti0e
hava So whit the people sau b.
aroused ard ~ st,, AN are ~ the}r danger
Tfs.H matter ~ ced.nE ANY portion ~
AlaskA h fgaaeat wtth grave efuse-
oWenc.s ir MS epsnlau - the whoIe
iuiied States bat il s. douhlY dangerous
Is the Northwest am sisd 81 ini-
viaHailv kEav fae rtarIe s~rrfBliy ars
sn2leps about this nsagfeF and as Use
coming B3aHA meeting tho f;si measure
81 The danger of sueA a gsobtY as aeufi
be iuaHglFatcs3 fy fhc eega.c e ~ SkawwAF
af any ofhe~ port caa he clearly @togu
Tbs snass mee!iaE hss rox NaYrzs~Ef
Endorsement " sait fsea. B. Nete8ife
ore gfeaS good - Wt;t a~cou ,3fsgs wfi
he ~ tenstnce .he precedent 3he Amer
lean ~ amhers - the taiHt Uleh catatniS-
SER hnt ouF SENATOR 3aaf tHe peap}s arc
professions aEalfszs 81 recession u ferr.tors
and not nsereiy 8 fen sssn tavrclas f=.sifte
5av sever vepfessfsE ant 3nHueUtlai
sgah bodies 1n.Eht Hr- E rave ra~*f.sl}e
<;adicd cue treaty wlta Hnz.a,s sa.t e.avr
sookei &c up frssD 3roaef recr, gu@ash8e
g'0i0t - View ems sas -sns4arr} tnat
~ ban size csfizens ~ fns t'.ttH- ..rs- - .ss
fgliT Informed ~ the sa- srr tnet lars
- tke proposed reea3ssa af sttax she
resftic usts4s n1ss<(ses ~iGi lse tHf = etsrtsr
f3r Erehrsf expression ..c .s,.test srsfs.
she ps,r3, sna - th n-.nIe
1or 10 wthE Iutu >oI~H.
Tsn 9srapeF ifseE.sr~" ~ fhr s's an. ..ae .t
Has..
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Tre Yyese-: r.7~a atf-q - F2o-4-.,.-
t~s-cc - - - - wn0-a j ssf . r. ia -
c~-rf - assistance frers charitable a.
gse1t.1-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-02-15
THE Loss Of 4 FORTUNE.
Claimants for Atlin City Townsits
VII Get Only Expenses.
MIGHT HAVE BEEN WEALTHY

Had the Three Men vao Claimed
the rownsite Known che Laws of
British Columbia They Would
To-day He Numbered Among the
Rich of Aiaska-Esocations Selling
Even New at Enormous Prices.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-02-15
Prominent Men Favor a
Mass Meeting.
TIE PEOPLE GIVE LITERALLY.
a. Faith Placed sn the Dessafs of
the Canadian Com sn issioa*Fs ss ia
skagv In the PROTEST.
General Among the sftis~ns-Th~
Committee Reports Prokr~ss-
Jofus Com mfff~s tn Meet To-day.

There - every irsAieatlsn fi5et re mass
sx,arsfr1x e. be hs3a CT Th9FnsSaH E{zat
NEXT 10 protest against TIE efzM3on % aEss
part of AiaaEa n s-sHads viii De eFea
rr.aisr f.. point e ate n3anes a1d ~ IT.
t@reSs elaaa fhssee wh8 iaauguFstea the
movement sveF hepea for and iheir *
rectaflofx hare raf been hEilst Cd 3 .ius~
ICED scale ~ sny means.
IRE conflicting reports ard ;ise G@nsa5s
that Canada aaz ever demanded ~" rrs~
sson of BkagwaY ha= h@d ne aasap~a.fas
effect unan the aFdor manifest Ell 9y tfte
people generally Tor meeting 10 protest
against the eeaasoa & any Alaskan f@rFs-
tory.
Canada mag ssst vaut Ekagwsy. bzst
the chances are fbat t. wan;E some offeF
pert. and aryyay IL ~fai DO no harm 20
protest against tlae poliGy ~ eeotug ter
r.sory anywhere or 81 any time &c 70
sryfrs6y" is El}sGf the CONSENSUS - off}n-
,on on The streets.
-'sinee fhe meeting On AfoEasy the mem
hers OF the Ksal Estate Board committee
have lost 30 tsTneT said Chairman Cor
c0yAn yesterday. ard tbs success We
have met with has encouraged Us great
ly. Artnary hall has been rendered free
% charge and the electric people have
donated the lights ard may ao 4 little
extra Illuminating ga their Gx1 account
So many people have STOPPED NJ - ash
about the proposed mass meeting what
We wanted them - do. what ccUie th@R
90. that issued the card pWtl4shee last
night All the members - ..ts committee
that have reported report more Than
ordinary success sTe feel tie snecess ~
the mass meeting j. assured, bat ws are
goang To keep an working
Will. TALK PLAIN SENSE.
40 far as speakers are eynteryst3 the
trouhis Is r0lng 70 be - md time ia
heard /" said Andrew X f4az Ei3o has 4aa1
branch of the work in charge Ai kagx
occupies ths. peculiar position q sse.r ~ she
commissioner of British Columbia sta
iloned here ard ~ the same tisne ane
Of the foremost smang tho~e Rho oppose
IT'S es8lng If Alaskan territory "a fhe
British Containing Ar KHAN said The
plan Formulated so far j. a}s,ftt thia The
first speaker 81 tne evening VII ts ntau
who - Thoroughly convsfeaut with the
subsecf IN al ifs famifics1ns. ore w8o
knows the laws u treaties ard treatY-
making tie powers II john high com
missions etc. fie VIII ed8safe me au-
dsence - t. speak and so i briefly Then
Will follow sbe speakers who viii di
tie dangers threatening the probable re-
suits II es,liFs part 50 Canada. ETC. ard
then vii coIns every body = 80 wants 90
salk for g minute or two. @c are unt
aiming a. pyraterOnic esafogy bat a.
earnest ioaieaf ssTi1Hs talks with fhe
people tasas based on facts Several gen
.leFneu TIE committee has ia uln4s - tii
iced bat Ettln prepare iofa "a carry 0ut
the programme arranged ! wiii be ready
s.tsf srE ttst sarsaFNns1 "
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M ANY o. Ire people Ia this state 40
N nsTe read w4sa pride. tse glow *
tribute paid 80 TIE Washington
....as..Lt.ar. IL k2taa. .l.atL Ga ~
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08

On Bobcat gulch is the Anchor, a lead
and silver property, with 175 feet of tun-
mel, owned by Messrs. Hooson and Oil
yer, the same parties have the Dead
head, on Road canon, with a unnel of
l45 feet on a nine-foot vein, running
we'll in gold and p
The properties mentioned above are
only a few of many of equal merit. In
every direction from the town of Red
River are found good prospects cover
ing such an area as to make this dis
trict one of the most magnificent min
ing camps in the west. 1t is safe to as
sert thai a dozen concentrating plants
of so tons daily capacity each could be
kept running with the present develop
ment, and the output could be increased
very considerably in a short time. AS
a field for investment in placers, In
quartz properties carrying gold, silver,
copper and lead, and in the erection of
reduction works, Red River district Of
fers substantial inducements of sure
n handsome returns. The prelimi-
nary work of the prospector and leaser
is done and we'll done, and considerable
development has demonstrated the
magnitude and permanency Of the
veins. The application of capital to
equip and operate the mines and reduce
the ores will make of Red River a ia
nous camp as an immense producer
and give it a record to which it will be
difficult to find a parallel.-Denver
News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
GYPsYlNa.

When you and I 20 gypsying, we'll laugh the
whole day long.
Well stop at every cottage gate and thrill our
hearts with song.
Well live the joy of summer skies when hopes
are well begun.
When you and l go gypsying, we'll travel to-
ward the sun.
Wen use the old. old magic that shall never
cease to be;
The charm of love whose mystic spell is over
you and me.
Our hearts will know a rapture fine, that time
can ne'er outrun.
When you and 1 go gypsying, we'll travel to-.
ward the sun.
With some far eastern splendor strange, with
some unbought delight
Well fill our eager vision as 1t looks beyond
the night,
And still, to feed the fire that burns within
our heart as one,
When you and I go gypsying, we'll travel to
ward the sur.
Well leave behind us every care and see our
way afar,
Beyond the low horizons verge to some love
lighted star.
Well dream the dreams Of earth no more, q
happier dream begun.
When you and I go gypsying, We'll travel to
ward the sun.
Lewis Worthington Smith in Independent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08

picture. In a similar manner consumption
hides itself in the disguise of a throat or
bronchial affection, making its way finally
to the lungs, where the insidious germs eat
away the victims life. A stubborn cough,
bronchitis and other throat troubles are the
first steps toward this deadly malady. DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery will
prevent consumption, curing every con
t%ributing cause. Time and time again, it
has cured what local physicians lave pro
nounced well-developed consumption. 1t
makes the stomach healthy, the liver
healthy, the blood healthy. 1t is a reju-
yenating tonic, which makes the weak
strong; puts ambition into tired people,
puts flesh on thin bodies, and vigor into
sluggish veins. 1t is a peculiar medicine
in that its properties are preserved in any
Climate without syrup, sugar or alcohol en-
tering into its composition. 1t does not Gre
ate cravingfo for injurious stirnulants. It is the
personal prescription of DR.. R. v. Pierce,
of Buffalo, N. Y, whose widespread expe-
rience and success are at the service of the
public without cost. Anybody, anywhere
can consult him free by mail.
y will write you what Dr.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery has done for me- says George
II. Belcher, Esq, of Dorton, Pike Co., Ky.
Thirteen years ago was wounded by a ball
passing. through my lung. I have had a bad
cough almost ever since with shortness of breath,
and it was very easy to take cold; the slightest
change of weather would cause the cough to be
so bad I would have to sit up in bed all night.
Could not eat or sleep at times; was all rundown,
could not work at all. A few months ago l began
using DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
Have not used more than two bottles and now
can eat, sleep, and work and 1 feel like a new
man. 1cannot find words to sufficiently recon-
mend DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, or
tell the good it has done me-"
The no-gripe remedy for costiveness is
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
NORTH POLE MYSTERIES.

The return of an Arctic explorer
clears up many mysteries, who says
that much new land was discovered in
Weddell Sea, and open water was seen
far to the south. This shows that the
great wall of ice reported by early ex-
plorers was a myth. Arctic explorers
are not the only ones who meet with
receptions. Many people with indiges-
tion and dyspepsia have been deceived
SO many times that they believe there Is
no cure. They can be cured though hun
dreds of medicines have failed. Take
the only reliable medicine, Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, which also cures con-
stipation, nervousness, sleeplessness
and liver and kidney disorders. Do not
accept a substitute. See that a private
Revenue Stamp covers the neck of the
bottle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
READ HIS

(From the Times, Hillstille, Va.)
l suffered with diarrhoea for a long
time, and thought I was past being
cured. I had spent much time and
money and suffered so much misery
that I had almost decided to give up all
hopes of recovery and await the result,
but noticing the advertisement of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy and also some testimo-
malls stating how some wonderful cures
had been wrought by this remedy, I de-
cided to try it. After taking a few doses
I was entirely we'll Of that trouble, and
I wish to say further to my readers and
fellow-sufferers that I am a hale and
hearty man to-day, and feel as well as
I ever did in my life.-O. R. Moore.
Sold by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
GLORIOUS NEWS.

Comes from Dr.. D. B. Cargile, of Wash
ita, I. T. He writes: -Four bottles Of
Electric Bitters has cured Mrs. Brewer
of scrofula, which had caused her great
suffering for years. Terrible sores
would break out on her head and face,
and the best doctors could give nc help;
but her cure is complete and her health
Is excellent" This shows what thous-
ands have proved,-that Electric Bit
tiers is the best blood purifier known.
It's the supreme remedy for eczema,
letter, salt rheum, ulcers, boils and run-
ming sores. It stimulates liver, kidneys
and bowels, expels poinsons, helps d.
gestion, builds UP the strength. Only
so cents. Sold by Fischer & Co., drug
gists. Guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
DISCOVERED BY A WOMAN.


Another great discovery has been
made, and that too, by a lady in this
country. Disease fastened it's clutches
upon her and for seven years she with
stood it's severest tests, but her vital or
gans were undermined and death SEEM
ed imminent. For three months she
coughed necessarily, and could not
sleep. She finally discovered a way to
recovery, by purchasing Of us a bottle
of DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, and was so much relieved on
taking first dose, that she slept all
night; and with two bottles, has been
absolutely cured. Her name is Mrs.
Luther Lutz. Thus writes W. c. Ham
nick & Co., Of Shelby, N. c. At Fischer
& Co.'S drug store; regular size SOC and
$1.00. Every bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
A Plain Mixed Drink.

The greenhorn who went into a place
and asked for a plain mixed drink should
have been satisfied with a nip of
vermouth. Those who know claim this
tlppie to consist of nutmeg, Peruvian
bark, mild NORWOOD, sweet flag, carda-
mon, ,centaury, elecampane root, gentian,
angelica root, NORWOOD grana, alcohol,
water, TONGA beans, corlander seeds,
cinnamon, dittany, sage, basil, iris,
ralslns, mint, marshmallow lowers,
sweet marjoram, and white wine.-From
the Boston Home journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08

horse could go, and the king embraced
him, and conferred SO many decorations
on him hat he had to wear some Of
them Oh his head.
The town was trimmed with bunting,
garlands were thrown across the streets
from house to house, and the marriage
was so splendidly celebrated that the
people could talk of nothing else for a
fortnight.
All went well with the king and
queen for a year. The king had quite
forgotten his ginger nuts and the queen
her jews harp.
However, the king got out Of bed one
morning with the wrong foot foremost,
and after that, of course, all went
wrong. 1t rained the entire day; the
imperial globe fell down and the little
cross on the top broke off tho court
painter brought a new globe on which
Macronia was painted red instead of
blue, as he had been ordered, and to cap
the climax the queen had a headache.
1t came to pass that the welded pair
quarreled for the first time; why or
wherefore they knew not. In short, the
king was cross and the queen was snap.
Ply, and would have the last word. Aft
er the quarrel had gone on for some
time the queen shrugged her shoulders
d%isdainfully and said:
you've found fault the entire day.
And why, pray-you, who can't go
much as play the jews harp?"
He retorted sharply:
you've nothing to say. You can't
even bake ginger nuts"
For the first time the queen did not
reply, but remained quiet, and without
exchanging another word they went to
their respective rooms.
The queen seated herself in a corner
Of the sofa and wept and thought sadly:
"What a foolish wife you are! Have
you lost your reason? You should not
have begun a quarrel SO stupidity"
The king paced up and down his
room, rubbed his hands and said:
"It is truly a bit of good luck that
my wife can't bake ginger nuts. Why
did ! answer her when she r~eproached
me for not knowing how to play on the
jews harp?"
After repeating this three or four
times be felt more cheerful. He began
to whistle his favorite tune, examined
the large portrait of the queen which
hung in his room, mounted a chair, and
with his handkerchief brushed off a
cobweb that hung over her nose and
said:
"She is surely fretting, my good lit.
tie wife. I'll see what she's doing"
He went down the long hall to her
door. All had gone wrong on this day,
The servant had sven forgotten the
lamps, although it was s O'Clock and
quite dark. He entered the room, put
ting out his bands before him SO as not
to stumble against the furniture. Sud-
denly he felt something warm.
"Who is it?" he said.
1T is l." replied the queen.
whats the matter, my pet?"
II want to ask your forgiveness, "
said the queen, "for having been go
CROSS"
"You don't need to do that at all"
said the king, throwing his arms about
her neck. "I'm more to blame than
you are. Let's forget all about il. There
are two terms that Well never allow
used in our kingdom, jew 8 harp and'-l
"And ginger nuts" interrupted the
queen, laughing, as she secretly wiped
two little tears from her eyes .-From
the German For Short Stories.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
A WORD TO

Mothers of children affected with
Group or a eve cold need not hesitate
to administer Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. 1t contains no opiate nor mar
cotic in any form, and may be given as
confidently to the babe as to an adult.
The great success that has attended it's
use in the treatment of colds and Group
has won for it the approval and praise
it has received throughout the United
States and in many foreign lands. For
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease, a powder. 1t cures
painful, smarting, nervous feet and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy. 1t is a certain cure for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching
feet. Try it today. Sold by all drug
gists and shoe stores. By mail for Csc
In stamps. Trial package FREE. Ad-
dress. Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
CHICAGO, MEXICO 4 CALIFORNIA
LINE

Nos. 1 and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, eastbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. % is q local train between ri Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and lit
eySture pertaining to the Santa Be
route, call Or or address,
H. s. LuTz, Agent,
SantaTFe,rN. M.
W. J. Black, g. P. A., gs
Topeka. Kas. II y
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
Earned.

Oh yes, her own experience had con-
WINGED her that every heiress should
study law and become her own lawyer.
One is able soon to get ones money
away from ones self if one is ones own
lawyer, she explained, and one feels so
much more independent tt have earned
what one has than to have inherited it
merely. Oh, vastly.
OF course, where one was ones own
lawyer n could usually manage to
collect ones fees by tact and without.
resort to costly litigation. From the
Detroit journal. \
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
An Eary Exchange.

Is Alice worried about her broken en-
gagement?
No. She had part of her silver mark
ed with the young mans name, but she
says she can easily get engaged to an
other man named Smith.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
Works Both Ways.

Young Physician allow most of my
patients to ride bicycles. In large
families the injuries never cease.
Colleague-I am too honest for that.
On the contrary, l forbid my patients to
ride and yet ! always have plenty to do.
| get enough patients who get run we
by the other cyclers.-From the File
gende Blaetter.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
The Matter with Kansas.

I'm going to move out of Kansas, said
the nervous looking man.
What's the matter with Kansas?
Too prosperous. Everybody there is
buying pianos and the beginners practic-
ing is enough to drive a man to drug
stores. From the Kansas City Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
THE APPETITE OF A GOAT.

THE APPETITE OF A GOAT.
Is envied by all poor dyspeptics whose
stomach and liver are out Of order. All
such should know that DR.. Kings New
Life Pills, the wonderful stomach and
liver remedy, gives splendid appetite,
sound digestion and a regular bodily
habit that insures perfect health and
great energy. Only Is cents at Fischer
& Co.'S drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
HE FOOLED THE SURGEONS.

OOHIO II11 It0EO1V
All doctors told Renick Hamilton, of
West Jefferson, O., after suffering IS
months from Rectal Fistula, he would
die unless a costly operation was per-
formed; but he cured himself with five
boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, the
purest Pile cure OF Earth, and the best
Salve in the World; rs cents a box.
Sold by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
A Convert.

Wigg-I thought Biffkins didn't be-
lieve in a future punishment.
Wagg-He didn't until some one stole
all the vegetables from his pet garden,
but now he hopes the thief will have the
collie from eating his cucumbers all
through eternity.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
Those Game Laws.

Lawyer-Since you can't deny having
shot the man, what then?
Culprit-Well, l thought might claim
to have mi staken him for a deer.
Lawyer-What good would that do
you? It's the closed season for deer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08
May Il Never Come TO That.

There is the horseless carriage, she
said thoughtfully.
Yes, he admitted.
And wireless t~elegraphy?
Yes,
And chainless bicycle?
Yes,
l wonder, she said with o sigh, II It
ever will come to armless courtships.
Then he hastened to rescue her.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-08

The great success Of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
in the treatment Of bowel complaints
has made 1t standard over the greater
part Of the civilized world. For sale by
A. G. Ireland.