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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
BRITISH ISLES STORMSVEPT.

CHANNEL SERVICE NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. TO
SHIPPING.
London, April IA heavy storm which Is sweep
ing across the Channel is delaying the steamboat
service between Great Britain and the Continent.
number OF fishing smacks have been wrecked
and others are missing
A fierce gale is also sweeping the Irish coast,
causing considerable destruction to property.
The British ship John Cooke. Captain Magee.
which arrived at Limerick on March from Port
land Ore, has been badly damaged by breaking
from her moorings in the hurricane midnight
last night, sinking smack and also damaging the
steamer City of York.
The Norwegian bark Bonita, Captain Jensen,
which left Cardiff on January 30 for Bahia and
which put into Baltimore. ireland. February Q.
waterlogged, has been driven the rocks in Balt-
more Harbor and badly damaged
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
WILL CRUISE IN ARCTIC WATERS.
A. BARCLAY WALKERS PROJECTED TRIP TO nm

A. BARCLAY WALKERS PROJECTED TRIP TO I'M
FAR NORTH.
St. Johns y. F.. April 1.-THE Dundee. steam
whaler. under command OF Captain Mckay. Ar
rived here to-day. having been purchased by A.
Barclay Walker. the wcl-known English yachts
man, who has fitted her out yacht.
NJ. Walker intends to cruise in Arctic waters
during the next six months with party OF scien-
lists including representatives OF tho Smithsonian
Institution, at Washington. He desires TO emulate
the example OF Alfred Harmsworth. and will prob
ably attempt to reach the headquarters OF Leu-
tenant Peary, near Robson Channel. between
Greenland and Grant Land
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
MRS. LANGTRY'S MISFORTUNEs.

AN ACCIDENT TO ARUM NAY CLOSE HER RACING
CAREER.
Iondon April THE Daily Telegraph" says to-
day:
AN accident 10 Arum Mrs Langtrys most sue
..ss,u1 borse will make necessary his withdrawal
from all his engagements. As this Is the cumina-
ton OF series OF turf misfortunes IL VIII prooaby
close her racing career.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
CAPTAIN OF THE LABRADOR BLAMED.

London, April THE Board of Inquiry engaged
in investigating the loss OF the Dominion Line
steamer Labrador. Captain Ersksne. which ran
ashore and became a total wreck about four miles
from Skerryvore on the northeast coast OF the
Island OF Null Scotland, on March |, while on
VOYAGE from St John. New Brunswick. for Liver
pool has found the captain Of the steamer IN de-
fault and has suspended his certlncate TOT three
months
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
,crNGrR ROY on TIE ETRURIA.

London. April THE District Messenger boy FL
-. ,.ho left London on the afternoon OF April
So california In order to rival the recent trip OF
Jaggers the messenger boy sent 10 tne Uhi, .'
49,. ~, Harry McCalmont. Member OF FariIanen,
Tor Newmarket In the ConseryaVs dn hoard ,ha
au tnown as a sportsman. Elsey u ~ JUL ~.
,,nsr Eiruria which sailed from Liverpool ior
Nsw-York April l.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
GERMANS PUNISH CHINESE.

PUNITIVE EXPEDITION RETURNS TO KIAo-cHAU
AFTER BURNING VILLAGES.
Kiao-Chau, China, April THE German ex-
peditionary force which went to I-Chau-Fu
after the recent attack by natives upon Ger
man patrol has returned aboard the German
cruiser Gefon, after burning two villages near
the place where the attack was made.
The Germans still occupy Yi-Chao.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
Notices Of marriages and deaths must be in
dorsed with full name and address.
DIED.


Ai: En6e u fad9S Of the the Bar
retto, OF West Chester y ! ,,y,,., - a,,.nd
sbe gneraI services at St Andrews Church shave
and i27th st. Monday April TO- at 1So O'Clock p. M
BUB1.-At his home. No 1887 'th-ave' W-iO'S'
oliver Prince. in his 6lst year.
Notice OF funeral hereafter.
cHEsEBRoUGH-At Summit, n. J., April q. 1920 Dr.
PsIates and friends are invited attend the funeral
services his late residence No EIeo sSv sI1 ~
the IL m train from New-York via D.. L" and W.
II. r.
cuLGIN-suddenly. on Wednesday April B. 1892 Guy
and friends also Polar Star Sds' m. Nd 2s
men Directors Of Dry Dock saTn a sshs x, III,
respectfully invited TO- attend ns an ssdsy even.
ing April s. 1894. az o'clock
Interment private
THE RhnEsMBv OF TIE CITY OF SEW YORK
Brohers You invited 70 attend TIE fune mean
his late residence No 100 7oth-s Saturday even
Ing April SIN I" CHARLES A. CowEN. President.
RICHARD T. DAVIES, Secretary.
EBERsoLB-On Friday April Solomon r. EOeT inyi;.s
&C. attend t jersey tSnS cy ''G j. Sunday O.
1nterm ni at convenience Of family
Harrisburg. Penn, papers please copy
,s ~ ,s.r hns IN in h aPFs ssn
Services at her late residence No % Deahsd
ssudny APr the s. 2s Paving N.wYok at 1880
A. M
HEDDEN- on Wednesday. Apr" D. '0'han' T.
Funeral his late re'dsgcs No 22s cs rs m
Interment at East orange
H Sp 2i Wsst s 22d .' Mss Hope
Notice Of funeral hereafter
KErIOGG-Martha c. Kellogg. in her 18th yea.
Funeral services at the Presbyterian ftone' S''A'
afternoon. at 2;5o
1ORD-At his residence. No East g,h,S We n ~.
$50 year yi a. Grace Church Broadway and loth't
Friends are requested not to send flowers
The members Holland Lodge No g = ana IA A. M, NJ
are invited attend the funeral h ss,pdsv morn
Ing April sth' al " W. b. oosTER Master.
PATToN-At her home IN PhIladelpsis Ap p,o " 3
~. ,crxrNPr-su- Buffalo y. Y. Apr! :. Henry
]oneckenbush son Of John II. and Phebe A. UuaHhen-
a, services at tho residence Of his parents River
Train leaves Desbrosses and Cortlandt sts' lo p m
rEEp-At White Plains y T. on Erida day. Apri t. iS"
Susan wife OF the late Abraham " leo a.so -, NJ
rrnnsral from her residence on MONDAY $50 D. NJ
wApp-suddenly on THURSDAY, April Q. 1892 Frederic
a. Ward in The 42d year OF his age
Funeral services at his late residenee NO Ia A.
ave. East Orange ~ De- on s''''u"'' "p'" %
$3.50 D. m
vvrrsON-At the residence OF his father No ~ hsn-
cock-st brooklyn. y. Y: April z 1899 samue wight
wsS" son Of Phi ~ sse w at Il m from tn.
Cs.son Avenue Presbyterian Church. Clas'on-ave anu
1nterment at saddle River. y. j.
Pttsburg PENN. papers please copy.
...n sllrosd q minutes ride from the Grand Central
depot. once. Is East 42d st
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
WARM RECEPTION FOR SAMPSON.

,-,-rnrNcr.s OF GOODWILL SHOWN IN VEN
EZCELA
Caracas Venezuela, April THE American war
ehips commanded by Rear-Admiral Sampson have
been received with enthusiasm at La Guayra, ana
President Andrade yesterday gave dinner and a
bau 70 the Admiral his officers and the United
states Minister F. B. Loomis. The President has
also decorated the Admiral and seven or MS oncers
with the Order OF Bolivar.
The British Minister here. w. n. ID. Haggard'
entertained the American officers.
President Andrade went to La Guayra To-Day IN
order TO visit the American fleet
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
MARRIED..

BFTTS-GoDFRBY-O THURSDAY. April q. at 81
Thomass CHURCH BIZ the Rev. DR.. Brown, assisted oy
the Rev. Dr. Rainsford, OF -. Georges Churcn, Aoa
daughter OF Charles H. Godfrey. TO WHY'S Ro,siter
Retts.
UIrJ1AMs-WIIIJs At ST. Bartholomew's Church
Thursday April 6. by Rev. Or. Grisr. Hannah Hay
dock Willis daughter Of Grlnnel Wills TO har'e!
IAdew williams, Of John 7. Williams.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
KILLED BY AN EXPLODING SHE'LL.

Brussels, April by the accidental explosion OF
a shell in the fortress OF Huy to-day two sol
ders were killed and two officers and four soldiers
were wounded. street adjoining the fortress was
devastated by the explosion.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
TRIBUNE LOCAL OBSERVATIONS
HOURS: Morning. Nishr

tribune once April g. A. m.-The weather yes'e'"a,
mas cloody in the morning with rain IN the afternoon ~
evening The temperature ranged between ~ ana ." "
rrees the average 47's) being 81. higher man
Thursdsy and 81. higher than that Of the corfesP"
DAY Of last
Ihs weather to-day will be fair
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
PREPARING FOR THE CARLTsTS.

Madrid April military movements are noticea
bic in the northern provinces, IN connection Win
the Carlists' threatened uprising
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
Goth Century Trains.

The "Colorado Special" night TO Denver re
Overhead Limited" California In days-"The North
Western Limited" chronological, to 81; Paul and Min
neapois-the Duluth Superior Limited, n Duluth su-
perlor and Paul Chicago daily via the chicago
and NORTHWESTERN Railway. For further Information aa
dress NORTHWESTERN Line Office 461 Broadway.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
BRITISH CONSULs APPOINTED.

London April THE following appointments
have been gazetted: G. c. Bayley. to be British
Consul at New-York: W. B. Churchward. to be
British Consul Porto Rico
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08

Don't neglect your cold-let your doctor prescribe
for IT. or take Dr. d. Jaynes prescription-Jayne
Expectorant. ~
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08

The Cunard Line steamer Pavonia, Captain At
kins. which left Liverpool on January q for Bos-
ton. towed into St. Michaers. Azore Islands.
February IL. by the British steamer Wolvlston.
in a disabled condition. The Pavonia had encoun-
tered terrific gale on January 30. and for three
days the engines slowed. while heavy seas
tossed the steamer about. Eventually her boilers
began to In their cradles and to bump against
each other but the engineers. after most arduous
labors. secured the boilers with ropes and chains
and succeeded in holding them In place. II was
found however. that the steam pipes were broken:
During the storm three boats were lost. part or
the port rail and the galley were carried away the
bakehouse stove in, and altogether the Pavo-
MIA. her arrival at st. Michaeps. was In pit.
iably damaged condition. On March ii she arrived
at Liverpool in tow OF two tugs.
The Cunard company denounced the charges or
cowardlce said TO have been brought against Cap
tain Atkins and Chief Engineer DUNCAN by pas
sengers OF the Pavonia (who reached New-York on
March the Portuguese steamer Vega. from
Ponta Degada. Azore islands, as being wicked.
malignant and unfounded." and on March q the
Committee of Loyds decided to bestow silver
medals Captain Atkins and Chief Engineer
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
ZELAYA MAY VISIT THIS COUNTRY.

SUMNER TRIP PLANNED BY THE PRESIDENT OF
NICARAGUA.
Managua. Nicaragua, via Galveston. Tex. April
7.-Presdent Zeaya intends to move the seat OF
Government on April IA temporarily to Jlnotepe.
in the mountains southeast Of Managua IL IS ru-
mored that he also expects to visit the United
States and Europe this summer.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
w,pprv 1rIAND's FUNERAL AT CHIcAGO.

Chicago. April THE funeral OF Warren T. Le-
,.ua rorr,.r nropretor Of the Windsor Hotel. In
New-York. too place here to-day. the rev. Johh =
Hale officiating. The body was burleu III o"N"oou
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
Mice Minnie Arnheim. daughter Of Marks Arm.

Miss Minnie Arnheim daughter OF Marks Arm
helm. Of No q East Fifty-seventh-st., Will give
an afternoon pink tea this afternoon. from 10
go o'clock. Her school friends and classmates VINO
have been invited Miss Elsa Ludwig. Miss Aline
Franz Miss Minnie Tannenbaum. Miss Blanche
F1eishauer Miss Blanca Furth. Miss Dora wilkins
Miss Daisy Heller, Miss Katy Lindeman Miss Edna
levi Miss Rosie Ernstein. Miss Blanche Mandel-
haum Miss Gertrude Hilson. Miss Lydia stern,
Miss katherine Levi. Miss Irene Strassburger MISS
Nettie Schiller. Miss Florence korn, MISS Etnel
cchnniaer and Miss Bessie ScheI.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08
BRAVE SEAMEN REWARDED.
MEDALS PRESENTED TO THE OFFICERS AND
CREW OF THE PAvoNIA

Liverpool. April AT the Town Hall here this
afternoon the Lord Mayor Of Liverpool presented
10 tho captain officers and crew Of the Cunard
Line steamer Pavona an illuminated address and
medals in recognition OF their devotion to duty In
behalf OF the Mercantile Marine Service Associa-
ton and Lloyds.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08

Also a y lumber OF
Exceedingly Valuable Paintings.
REPRESENTING THE
Early English. Dutch and Flemish
Schools.
INCLUDING
TWO FAMOUS VAN DYCKs.
ONE ENTITLED THE
"EARL OF ARUNDEL"
AND THE OTHER !
EDWARD SUTTON. LORD
DUDLEY"
Originally owned by Thomss Gains~i
borough, r. A.
Exhibited at tho Old Masters Exhibts,
ton at Burlington House. 1878. and e1.'
hibition of Van Dyck's Works at Gros-'
venor Gallery. 1SS6-'S7.
The Property OF
T. j. BLAKESLEE.
OF THIS CITY.
Who now places before the public -
GLASS of pictures rarely offered at
auction in America.
The Sale VIII Take Place
AT CHICKERING HALL.
On the Evenings of Thursday and FRI
day. April 18th and 18th.
Illustrated Catalogue mailed on receipt OF hfty eenta
ALSO ON VIEW
A COLLECTION OF
SUPERB OLD PORCELAINS.
Including many specimens Of
High Quality and Great Rarity.
Also Fine Old iTnamels. Carvings In
Jade. Agate and Crystal.
Selected during the past four years By
the well.known Connoisssur
Il. o. ARBUTHNOT.
SHANGHAI. CHINA.
To be Sold at, Absolute Public Sale On
Friday and Saturday Afternoons.
April 18th and 10th.
at 3 o'clock.
AT THE
AMERICAN ART GALLERIES.
MADISON SQUARE SOUTH.
Catalogue mailed application
THOMAS Z. KIRBY. Auctoneer.
THE AMERICAN ART ASSOCIATION.
MANAGERS.
Eae. IA St.. Madison Square South. New rorx-
Bangs & Co.. 81 and 90 Fifth Avenue.
WILL SELL AT AUCTION MONDAY. April 10. ana
four following afternoons at o'clock each day.
THE STOCK OF
GEO. II. RICHMOND 81 co..
IL L. 18TH STREET.
Retiring from Business
THE CATALOGUE CONTAINS
Rare and Curious Books. Early English Literature
Gro.r Club Publications Press Issues Fine
Standard Sets Bindings and in Cloth-First Hdi'ions
o, cruikshank Dickens Thackeray-A Few Autograph
Tempting Nuggets FOR the Collector
MONDAY April 18th and following days
Tn. LIBRARY Of the late HENRY T. CON- 'aiu-
able collection Of choice editions OF the best English
su,hors in the most perfect condition and in hand
come bindings Catalogues mailed receipt OF 10
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08

Montclair. " j.. April 7 (speciaD.-Miss Julie P
Miller. daughter Of John A. Miller. OF this place
and Reginald II. Williams. f.. OF Brooklyn were
married last night at the home OF the bride, NO 80
Forest-st by the Rev. Frederick B. Carter. rector
Of ST Iuke's Episcopal Church. Miss Louise r.
Miller sister Of the bride, was the bridesmaid
The maids Of honor Miss Elizabeth Williams
Bertha. Helene, Mathilde and Jessie Iruoe' OF
Hastings-on-Hudson and Miss Arvilla Howe; OIL
New-York George Hall. of Brooklyn. was pest
man Mr. and Mrs. Williams will live In Montcair
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08

MONDAY. April 18th, and following days.
Tn. LIBRARY OF the late HENRY T. cox. valu-
able collection OF choice editions OF the best English
authors in the perfect condition and In hand
some bindings Catalogues mailed receipt or To-
cents In stamps
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08

Nutley. n. J.. April (speciar.-Mss Amelia May
seguine. daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. William H.
Segune, of this place, and Matthew j. Callahan or
New-York were married at st. Patrck's Cathe-
draI New-York yesterday. by Father La NeHe
Christopher Callahan. cousin Of the bridegroom
was hest man and Miss Jennie Cuff. Of New ork
was the bridesmaid. The couple will live In Nutley
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08

Another incident OF the afternoon was the Faster
BAZAAR held at the Waldorf-Astoria, In aid or the
Normal College Alumne Settlement wnch WIS
opened by President Seth Low. and VIII De con
tinued tomorrow. There were many a'tfac''o
features at the bazaar. one Of which was me DOOM
pooth. which was presided over by Mrs; BIonnson
Howard Miss Helen Gray Lone. Mrs Annie Na, nan
Meyer Miss Mary Proctor, Mrs. ABBY sage TEL III
ardson and Mrs HARRIET Otis DallenDaugh; me
photograph booth was in charge OF MISS hm'na
Ernhman
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08

Mrs. John H. Sutphen. OF No West Eighty
third-st will give a tea this afternoon. when she
will be assisted in receiving by Mrs. Johh A.
Powell Mrs John d. Woodward. Mrs. Francis
Hicks Mrs David S. Brown. Mrs. John W. her
bert Miss Sutphen, Miss Florence Carpenter, MISS
lillian Pitcher Mrs James +. Pope. Miss Tucker,
Mrs John ]. Brooks. jr and Miss Florence Pope
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-08

A-The Kensico Cemstery.I,s Pr nrana Snnips
usri.m Railroad 43 minutes rioe from 'ne "'a"' "
I1enot Office. Is East 42u 81
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-22
TIE NEW sERvANT
kAs Redhcaded Girl Is Discouta geo a
Trying tn Trnrf, Ear TILL.

LYNN ~ kSesSa AAsr lAlIs-S.
That redhsaded girl on Bayucs street
sstely undertook to teach the ar, CT dr.
mestio service TO q Polish lnahea sailc
had been plccked green in the wilder
Eess Of ShuriWay s;neeb. rhs new giii
was willing, but ignorant even Of til;
English language Instruction had &c
be Impaired by objecs lessons. The Gr,,
lesson was ii lighting the gaa. IRE
kitchen trcaslra was told by hor new
mistress that she was 10 tnrn tho s.L,i
sock aAld then apply u match TO the ems
Of tho pipe She seemed to comprehend
The next day tho reo.headed gul wa
Attracted by vile smell issuing frua
tho kitchen On investigation tic PSs..
ish exile WAS found standing beside tbs
cold water faucet, PATIENTLY lighting
matches and holding them under The
stream Of water, which she had turned
on, only to see them imme,iiage:y ex
tnguished, leaving an odog Of cha.Te,
wood behind.
In the course OF u yeSr or two tho red
headed girl hopes to be ablo 10 iinIres;
on the kuthenIan mind tho fact shat 81
general principles ar2 subject to luucis A.
cation in practlCa, ald parf:calariy IaA'
al! iron pipe, Go ncs burst Into naus,
when approached by "a match --Bni;ns
-.,s;--cs.
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Two Professionals.

Scene: Railway carriage on the Mid
land railway. Enter a colonel with
game bag and case of guns. Colonel
Ito passengers, enthusiastically
Beautiful sport; GO birds in two hours
and only missed two shots!
quiet gentleman sitting in the
corner put down his paper. rushed
across the compartment and grasped
him warmly by the hand: ALLOW me
to congratulate you, sir! | am pro-
fessional myself"
professional sportsman?
mo; professional liar. "-Tit-Bits.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-22
Her Simple Request.

II am going to ask a great favor of
you," she said, hesitstingy.
1t is already granted" he answered,
devotedly.
"A very great favor" she repeated,
as if doubtful of the propriety OF stat
ing it. You're sure you won't think
it presumptuous or forward in me?"
Never" he answered. 81 glory in
this evidence of your trust and conf
dence. Only tell me what | can do for
you"
WELL" she replied with evident re-
luctance, would you mind getting up
off that rustic bench? Papa painted it
this afternoon, and he will be awfully
provoked if he has to do it over again.
Chicago Post.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-22
she Couldn't Do IL.

An eminent professor of psychology
1t Harvard was deeply interested in the
ease of an epilsptic woman. Talking
with her husband, he sought out
premonitions and symptoms. And he
asked this question: did you ever no.
lice that your wife ground her teeth at
hight?"
To which the bereaved husband re-
piled: "She never sleptin them."-Dos-
ton Journal.
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Excape Valve,

''Oh, yes" said the stocky man with
the square jaw, "my married life is
quite happy one"
"Glad to hear it," said the thin man
with the thin hair. "Got any particular
iystem?"
"Well, yes. Whenever my wife gets
into tantrum go out and find the fell
low who introduced us, and give him an
other licking. "-Indianapolis Journal.
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One Thing Certain.

$50 you want to marry my daugh-
ter?" said the old gentleman.
"W-w-well, / w-wouldn't exactly say
that" replied the diiiident young man,
"b-b-but she wants to m-marry me-.
Otherwise we n-n-never would have
been engaged. "-Chicago Post.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-22
On a Level.

Willy Outertown-Mother, cook says
we will all be equal in Heaven.
Mrs. Outertown-That is so, Willy.
She will be no better there than we will!
Puck
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Part of the Game.

Mamma-Ethel, what do you mean
by shouting in that disgraceful fashion
See how quiet Willie is.
Ethel-Of course he's quiet; that's
our game. He's papa coming home
late and I'm you.-The Rival.
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The Real Thing.

Little Clarence-Papa, what's q
friend in need?
Papa man around the corner who
hollers fire" when fellow can't think
of any good excuse for leaving home
after dinner.-Chicago Times-Herah.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-22
Idrs' H.shing Resnris.

Rr!ll" river for hrook front. Pike
laar- Cor black bass. on lie Suath
Shore fold. Two lhrIlrs ride from DiI-
nth. Low round trip fareS. Comfor
table stopping places located at tie
railway stations. Plenty uf fish. Pie
;'trc- Gi;c scelrly easy 10 reach. and
cacap. Particulars ;st 426 SpaIdinx
Nute. Biz.
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Time,s Changes.

"How gray your hairs getting dear!
It used to be such a pretty black"
"Yes, dear, and how red yours has
got! 1t used to be a pretty black, tool
London Punch.
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Longing UnsuppIied.

I'm signing for some one to love
me-" hummed the heiress.
"But, my dear" interrupted her dear
est friend, You are even now engaged
to be married"
"Yes," she admitted, but Only to en-
impecunious foreign nobleman."-Chi-
cago Post.
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1t Would Seem So.

Hope springs eternal in the human
breast"
So the poet says; and no one can deny,
If 'twere not for this never-failing spring,
The pool Of disappointment would run
dry.
Chicago Daily News.
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De Jones-How so?
Continrous Performance.

81 spent the whole day to-day help
ing Julia buy a hat"
What kind did she get?''
"Oh, this was only the first Gay; she
never makes up her mind until afts,
the third day."-Chicago Morning Rec
ord.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-22
He Was a Little "sby.'

Daddy, l want to marry Charlie
Freshleigh."
'Why doesn't he come to me. What's
the trouble with him? No sense"'
''No, daddy: no dollarsl "-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-22
A Little Mixed.

Mrs. Grumps-This is queer. Here is
the name of your friend, John j. Jingle
among the arrivals at Newport.
thought he was dead.
Mr.. Grumps-No; only married.
n. Y. Weekly.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-22
And Badly Sometimes.

"And it seems to be only the bride
who is given away. What about the
bridegroom"
''Oh. it's ten to one he gets Sold
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-22
Circymvepttnr His M.mu,.

Freddie" said his mother, severely,
didn't l tell you that you shouldn't
ride your bicycle to-day, because you
were naughty?"
This isn't my bicycle" said Fred.
die; "it's, Tommy Jones'. We've ex-
changed just for to-day."-Harper's
Bazaar.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-22
In Chicago.

She (musically inclined) = What Is
your opinion of Wagner's works?
He-Never saw them: but don't
suppose they are in il with Pullman's.-
Chicago Daily Record.