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The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

"Ye're no: goin' into that public
house, are ye, Tim?' Sure o. am,
ye're riverence" Then do you know
the devil is goin' in wild you?" Faith,
thin, he'll have to pay for his own
drink, for I've only got the price of
wan.'-Sketch,
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

A servant girl in Birmingham fam
lily was taken to task for overs!eepins
herself. "Well, ma'anl,' she said, 81
sleep very slow, and SO it takes ne a
long while to get me nights rest
Tid-BitS.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

A catalogue of 800 prizes. suitable
to every taste and condition, mailed on
inquiry. Prizes given fer saving Dia-
mond &C.. Soap wrappers Address
Cudahy Soap Works, South Omaha.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04
prealdent McKinlev.

During the late Spanish-American
war certain old colonel who had sery-
ed all through the civil war and who
had lost one Of his eyes at the battle of
Gettysburg, was very indignant be-
cause he was put aside as physically
incapacftated when he applied for ad-
mission to one of the New York volun-
teer regiments.
Filled with wrath he journeyed to
Washington, bent on having a personal
interview with the president. He sue
ceeded in gaining an audience, and the
president, after listening to his plea.
said kindly:
But, my good Colonel s., you
have only one eye"
Just so. sir" was the prompt re-
5o!nder, "but can't you see the great
advantage Of my having only one eve,
When ! aim my gun. I will not have
to close the other!"
He fought at santiago.-Harper's
Bazar.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

]. d. Robinson, a democrat Of To-
ledo, O., has presented President Nc
Kinley with the largest cut glass bowl
ever made. 1t is cut with the stars
and stripes.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Il hear that Olga Nethersole has de-
cided to dispense with her kissing
scene" Well, don't blame her. Kiss-
ing's become so commonplace since the
war."-C!eveiand Leader.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Russell Sage takes the keenest pleas
ure in horses, and although he seldom
rides now, he is very fond of driving
the best horses. Following the custom
of his younger days. he prefers to
trade" horses to buying them.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

He-"What lovely flowers. Do you
know. they remind me of your She
"Well, they are artificial" He-"Yes,
l know; but it requires close examina-
ton to detect it. Chicago News.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

what became of Hyfl;er. who mare
so much money manipulating stocks
last year," Hes still manipulating
stock. He's curryirg horses in West
Side Barn.'-ChicagO Tribune.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Jollydog-"Our American heiresses
appear to have the same trouble as
our candidates for Office" POllywog-
What's that?" JollydOg find
it very hard to get square count. -
Town Topics.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04
CAMPFIRE SKETCHES.
GOOD SHORT STORIES FOR
THE VETERANS.

Gea. 0hefDan's Callantfy-H0W Grant
Became Responsible for Starting the
seery On Him-Joke Of . Country
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04
Military Surprise
IL con~c rrot

Military Surprises No Lon<er Po..,,,,.
1t seems probable that the DAYS oi
great strategic surprises on the CONT.
nent OF Europe are over. Such moye
ments as those of Marlborough and NJ.
poleon from the Rhine and the An.
into the very heart of GERMANY =,
Italy, overrunning vast extents ~ tor.
risory before a decisive battle are no,
likely soon to recur. The reason, az
that armies are tied to railways and
each terminus of each great r,i,v.,
line near the frontier tells it's own .torv
of the direction of the Operation:
Again, the electric telegraph circul.tes
information so rapidly that sunrise
Will be the result Of lack of prepara-
ton rather than OF bewilderment h..
cause of lack Of information. ~.
small and local press to be found IN .v-
cry little town is almost as fatal IN o..
crecy.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Burglar Bill Ito his new cell mate)
$50 you're a musician, are ye. an
got sent here fer stealing a pianny?
Well. ye went do much musical prac-
ticin' In dis place. I'll bet" Newcomer
oh, don't know. II I get hold OF
a file I'll probably try few bars
EX
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

. The readers Ct this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is At least one dreaded disease
stages and that Is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure Is the only positive cure now known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being . constitu.
tional disease, requires . constitutional treat
meut Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally,
acting directlpupon the blood and mucous EUR.
faces cf the system. thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease, and giving the patient
strength By building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing fits work. Tho pro-
prietors have SO much faith in its curative
powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for
Testimonials.
Address F. J. CHENEY CO. Toledo. O
Sold by druggists &c
Halls Family pills are the best
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

For Lung and chest diseases, Piso's Cure
Is the best medicine We have used-Nrs.
J. L. Northcott, Windsor. Ont. Canads.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Hrs. FLORENCE A. WOLFE. SsS nulbssry
ST., Lancaster, Ohio, Writess
"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM:-For two
years l was troubled with what the
local physicians told me was inflamma-
tion of the womb. Every month snf-
fered terribly. l had taken enough
medicine from the doctors to cure any,
one, but obtained relief for short
time only. Atlast I concluded TO write
TO You in regard to my case, and can
say that by following your advice I am
now pefectly WE'LL
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

New York's Milk Supply.-The
amount of milk and cream delivered in
Greater New York for the month of
September, 1898, as compared with the
same month for 1897:
1898. plain milk, 7.614,s7o gallons;
1897. 7,121,350. Cream, 1893. 262. 600;
1897, 221, ZOO. Condensed milk, 1898.
74,36O; 1897. 1850. Daily average, 1898.
253,S10 gallons plain milk. S.74O cream,
2,4sO condensed mil&: 1897, 1880
plain milk. 1880 cream, 1880 condeEs-
ed milk. Price 1898, 2.45 cents; 1897.
2.25. both for whole month.-Ex.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Women and men who are unhappy though mar
Yied" may md q remedy in Vitality Pills. Cold and
obstinate couples united. Cures liquor and tobacco
fabits. Price 0i. Physicians Testimonials FREQ.
Scientific Remedy Co. Box siIS. Boston. Mass.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

ID 'r;udfspsIqI rs uaIv Ies PIT 'aXr1Y II u 70
'oSissis pur eil'oQ lSIn CO'SS H3NA Loy pnsS
Isio'ssH sAIsN 2ssI0 s.suJIN III 20 osn ksp SSH
ssIS SsssusnoAlsuIo slyoN 'ilsIn1 iIlususuIsd Slli
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04
RELIEF FROM PAIN.
Women Everywhere Express their
Gratitude to Mrs. Pinkhaui.

Hrs. T. A. WALDEN. 0lbsos. O., writes:
DEAR MES. PINKHAM:-Before TAX.
ing your medicine, life was q burden
to me. I never saw q well day. At
my monthly period 1 suffered untold
misery, and a great deal of the time
was troubled with q severe pain in my
side. Before finishing the first bottle
of YOUR Vegetable Compound I could
tell it was doing me good. Icontinued
its use, also used the Liver Pills and
Sanative Wash, and have been greatly
helped. would like to have You use
my letter for the benefit of others"
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

The thread Of an argument often i'm
plies that the whole is merely a yarn.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

It's always hard to please a man
who doesn't know what he wants.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Honest grocers prefer to sell honest
soap. Diamond &C" Soap Is honest,
economical. every way desirable.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

John Splann says: I once thought
that q trotting horse should wear an
over draw check. I am convinced it
was q serious mistake.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04
The Egg and SEX.

Periodically and frequently goes
around the report that eggs wrlnkled
at the narrow ends produce cockerels.
says the Country World. To the stu
dent of embryology this fallacy Is at
once apparent. For the first few days
the chicken is sexual. and then to about
the seventh day it is distinctly hernia
phrodite and contains within itself the
elements of both sexes. After this stage
It verges in one direction, one set OF
organs developing and the other dimin-
ishing, according as to whether the
germ is going to produce a male or
female. So that II the germ had a liv-
ing conscience, 1t would not know at
the sixth day which sex 1t would ulti-
mately be.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Why does a girl with a dimple in
her chin always learns to work it at an
early age?
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

I'd ClTR.: A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Qunine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money ii it fails to cure
~. The genuine has l.. Il y. on each tablet
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04
A spls.d,d Br,e,sh so,d,e,.

Mr.. g. w. Stevens. in his book on
the Soudan expedition, depicts Major
General Archibald Hunter as the
sword arm of the Egyptian army. jnst
as the Sirdar is its brain. Mr.. Stee-
vens writes of Maj. Gen. Hunter:
First, and above everything, he is a
fighter. For fourteen years he ha,
benin the front of all the fighting on
the Southern border. He was governor
OF the frontier at Halfa. governor of
the frontier at Dongola, governor of
the frontier at Berber-always on the
frontier. When there was fighting he
always led the way to 1t with his
blacks, whom he loved like children,
and who love him like a father.
Fourteen years Of bugle and bullet.
BY night and day, In summer and win
ter. fighting Dervishes year In and
year out, till fighting Dervishes has
come to be q holy mission pursued
with burning zeal akin to fanaticism.
Hunter Pasha Is the crusader Of the
nineteenth century. In all he IL and
does he is the true knight-errant-a
paladin drifted into the wrong CEN
tury. He Is one Of those happy men
whom nature has made all in one piece
consistent. simple. unvarying; every
thing he does is just like him. He Is
short and thick set; but that. instead
II making him unromantic, only
draws your eyes to his long sword.
"Reconnoitering almost alone up to
the muzzles of the enemy's rifles. .charg-
Ing bareheaded and cheering on his
blacks. going without his rest to watch
over the comfort of the wounded. he
is always the same-always the same
impossible hero of book of chivalry.
He is renowned as a brave man even
among British officers. You know
what that means"
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Lay in a supply of grain and vege-
tables for the long winter months.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Bobby-Popper. what is a host,,.
Indian! Mr.. Ferry-One with some
good. arabic land.-Clncinnatt In.
quirer.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Goes Cough Ba1aAm
ys the cicst and hest IL will break up cold quicker
Than anything else. II is always relisbic. Try it.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

An inch of rain means 100 tons Of
water on every acre.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

No shopkeeper ever makes the mis-
take of giving too much change.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Leghorns are less tame usually thar
most other breeds.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Eyrs. WBnsiow's soothing syrup
For children teething softens the gums inSam-
mst!ol silsys pain. cures wind coc % cenfsa bottle.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Paradoxical though it may seem. an
odd genius is genius VINO is not odd.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Emerson says that loud laugh is a
relic OF the warwhoop.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

It's easy to convince the plain
woman that handsome is as handsome
does.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

No one ever understands the pop
ulatiOn Of his own town.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04
Rheuma atism

Is caused By acid n the blood. Hoods
Sarsaparilla neutrallses this acid and cures
tho aches and pains. Do not suffer any
the great medicine which has cured 30 many
others. and you may Confidently expect It
will give you the relief you 30 much desire.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Familiarity breeds despise." said a
Frenchman.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

Who reach their threescore years and ten
AZ have mine, without q sigh,
Are either more or less than men-
Not such am l.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04
s,,:an ss;';'.
Il Anerica's Greatest Medicine. Price 81.
Prepared by C. I. Hood q Co, Lowell. Mass.
saood,e PIlls cure sick headache. Is cents.

have adopted equal lay representation
by the vote Of 3,27S ayes to 937 noes.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP On.

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal
L0CD5ILLR. Ey. NEW F0RE. nv.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

I thought. hoped, knew one thing.
And had one gift, when I was young
The impulse and the power to sing.
And SO sung.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

/ am not Of them: life to me
Has been q strange, bewildered dream.
Wherein I knew not things that be
From things that seem.
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

To have q place in the high choir
or poets, and deserve the same.
What more could mortal man desire
Than poets fame?
The Columbus journal., 1899-01-04

THOMAS G. ORWIG & CO.,
Solicitors of Patents.
Des Moines. Dec. II. 1893.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
GOVERNMENT WILL WAIT LATEST EXECUTIVE ORNRA TERRITORIAL EXHIBIT OPIM SM
WANTS FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS
FROM WASHINGTON.
Way for Carrying Out McKinley's
Land Proclamation is Not Clear.
Street Talk About the Matter.

The Cabinet confined its attention
this morning to the proclamation in
regard to public lands and the peculiar
situation thereby brought about.
Judge A. S. Hartwell, who will sail by
the Pelxing for Washington, was pres
ent most of the time
The proclamation has been the talk
of the town today. Business men and
the influential section of the communi-
ty are a unit in admitting the tangle
into which the question has been sud-
denly hurled. Some of the men who
danced in glee yesterday feel differ
ent' today, they having found where
the proclamation will pinch them.
The intelligent opinion in town is
that the proclamation will be directly
reversed when the true status is known
at Washington. There are hints that
the action is the result of misinfOrma-
ton, sent out from Hawaii from time to
time one of the documents being the
protest of squatters on Hawaii.
No immediate action will be taken by
the local Government in carrying out
the instructions of the proclamation.
Further information and instructions
will be asked for from Washington.
More than one reason has made this
course necessary. In the first place
there is no money with which to re-
deem leases and buy back lands. This
must first be appropriated by the leg
islature. Under the Audit Act no such
bill would be approved nor could it be.
1t is admitted in Government circles
and by business men generally that
the worst of complications will arise
should President Mckinley insist upon
the immediate carrying out of the pro-
clamatiOn. One wealthy concern VIII
promptly take the matter to Washing
ton and endeavor to get II before the
Supreme Court
The largest purchaser of Government
land since July 9TH last is the Homo
lulu Sugar Company, at Halawa. this
island. Their tract contains 9S acres,
and is the entire plot upon which they
have erected their plantation houses
and arranged for their milling plant.
Other actual sales have been merely
small lots and tracts of no great value
Many of the leases renewed We're very
valuable
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
MORE NEW VEHICLES

Eek alden Bessie" Gus Schuman re-
ceived an extra fine line of nice stylish
phaetons with or without rubber tires,
roomy surreys, and business buggies
in six different styles. They are now
on sale at his Fort street repository.
Mr. Schuman is sole agent for Stude-
bakers goods, which are of the highest
reputation throughout the states. When
in need of anything i'm this line, call
and inspect his stock and get his
prices. He also imports horses and
mules in large numbers and has un-
surpassed facilities for getting fine
stock at right prices.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
.OP|UM SMUGGLING EASY
NO GUARDS TO WATCH VESSELS
THAT ARRIVE.
one of the Australia's Stewards is Ar
Nvrested for Trying to Bring Some OF
the Drug Ashore.

j. NJ. Lopez, one of the stewards OF
! the steamship Australia was arrested
| this morning while attempting to pass
through the gate from the Oceanic
dock with ten tins of opium concealed
! in his clothes. He was taken to the
jail by customs inspector Drummond
ana the opium was seized.
smuggling opium into Honolulu Is an
easy thing just now, say waterfront
officials, in spite of the stringent laws
against it and the efforts of the Gus
| tom house authorities to prevent IT,
owing to the smallness Of the force of
guards and the increase in the ship
ping II has been found impossible TO
Keep up the watching of vessels as
they are usually watched and there
are opportunities for many new arriv-
ais to land considerable quantities of
| the drug Five deep water vessels are
IN the harbOr now with no guards on
board. They send boats ashore and
members of the crew might easily
Dring quantity of opium with them
As there is profit of something like
twenty dollars pound on opium that
Is safely landed, it is considered quite
llkeIy that the opportunities afforded
VIII be taken.
There are only ten customs guards
on duty at time. twenty being the
WhoIe number employed. Nearly all
OF them are busy with vessels that are
dlscharging cargoes. 1t has been the
custom to watch every vessel that
drops anchor in the harbor. but this
Il impossible now, unless the force is
increased and custom house officers
are trying hard to get a larger force.
Ihere are twenty-seVen foreign vessels
IN port at the present time, five of
them without guards. being recent ar
rivals with cargOes they have not be-
gun to discharge. The inspectors state
that 1t is impossible to efficiently cover
the waterfront without considerable
increase in the force. Several men are
required constantly to look after the
imports of vessel like the Australia.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
NOT THE WIsEsT WAY.

1t is not always best to wait until it
is needed before buying a bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Dlar-
rhoea Remedy. Quite frequently the
remedy is required in the very busiest
season or in the night and much incon-
venience and suffering must be borne
before it can be obtained. 1t costs but
trifle as compared with it's real worth
and every family can we'll afford to keep
1t in their home. 1t is everywhere ac-
knowledged to be the most successful
medicine in the world for bowel COM
plants. For sale by all dealers and
druggists Benson, Smith q Company,
general agents, Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
ST. ANDREWS FAIR.

The principal even scheduled for to-
morrow is the fair and luau to be Civ
en- on the grounds of st. Andrews
Cathedral from IL a. m. to $3.50 at night,
with short intermission from to Z
p. m. All the booths are in place and
the tables assigned to committees of
ladies. The Sundayschool room, il,
which the bazaars will be located, is
being decora ted today, and will be very
pretty and attractive. The luau at
noon will be held under a specially i'm
provised lanai on the grounds.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
NOTICE OF ASSESSMENT.

Notice is hereby given that the fourth
assessment of ten (10) per cent on the
capital stock of the Honolulu Rapid
Transit and Land Company, will be due
and payable at the companys office, al
Fort street, Honolulu, on the 1st day of
October proX The shares upon which
any assessment may remain unpaid af-
ter thirty days from said date, will be
declared delinquent.
CHARLES H. ATHERTON,
Secretary H. r. T. & L. Co.
Honolulu September &c. 1899.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
GOOD ENOUGH TO TAKE.

The finest quality of loaf sugar is used
In the manufacture of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy and the roots used in its
preparation give it a flavor similar to
that of maple syrup, making it very
pleasant to take. AS a medicine for the
cure of coughe, colds, la grippe, Group
and whooping cough it is unequaled by
any other. 1t always cures, and cures
quickly. For sale by all dealers and
druggists. Benson, Smith & Company,
general agents. Hawaiian Islands
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
BANNER PROGRAM

An immense audience was present at
the orpheum last night. The program
prest nted was the banner program of
this popular play house and the pub
lie seemed to. know of it. The new ar-
lists proved to he all that had been
claimed for them, Travelle the great
Shadowlst was surprise to those
present. His work is very interesting
Armstrong and O'Neil introduced a
new ana original turn Armstrong
gave an exhibition of scientific boxing,
which was loudly applauded. The
same excellent program will be repeat
ed this evening and in order to be com
portable seats should be secured dur
ing the day.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
CONCERT AT PUNAHOU.
Teachers and Pupils Entertained by
The Amateur Orchestra.

The members of the Amateur Orches-
ira had delightful time out at Oahu
College>last evening. They We're con-
Neyed to and fro in a large bus. A well
selected program of music was played
which gave much pleasure to the Presi-
dent, teachinng staff and pupils of the
College judging from the hearty ap-
plause. One number a GoVotte was
encored. Wray Taylor led the orchestra.
During the evening DR.. O. Il. Wan
played violin solo with marked skill,
his sister Miss Allie accompanying on
the piano. He was compelled to res
pond to an enthusiastic encore. Chas.
Frazier in mandolin solo played fine
ly and was also encore. f.. II. Omey
accompanied him. Refreshments We're
served and taken altogether the evening
was much enjoyed by those present.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
HAYWOOD's STATUS.

Minister MottSmith received yester-
day afternoon communication from
Washington defining the status of Con-
sui General Haywood. 1t is stated that
Haywood retains the full functions of
consul-general, precisely as before, and
is to be recognized by the Hawaiian
Government.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
"ALOHA COLLECrLoN ,.

In this collection of Hawaiian songs
just published can be found all that
can be desired as a souvenir of the
Islands. The book contains the best
OF the songs heretofore published and
many new ones never before seen In
print. For sale at the BERGSTROAT
MUSIC CO.'S, Progress Block.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
MEAT FROM AUSTRALIA,

The steamship Aorngi brought an un-
usaully large consignment of meat to
this port from Australia, for the Metro
politan Meat Company. There were SO
beeves and $50 sheep in the lot Owing
to the high price of beef in the States
the importations of Australian beef are
likely to increase
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
NATIVE FOIrND DEAD

LAHAINA, Sept. 2S.-On Monday
AFTERNOON an old Hawaiian named Ka-
nawaliwali, who lived in Oluwalu, was
round dead on the sea beach near the
mountain between Maaaea and IIku-
mehame He left Oluwalu in his canoe
on sunday evening intending TO go fish
ing Very early the following morning
When found he was llying face down
ward by the side of his canoe.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
GOES TO sPRECKELsNILL.E.

LAIiAINA, Sept. 2S.--Mr. Henning,
who has been boiling sugar for the
Pioneer Mill for several years past. in
tends to leave shortly for Spreckelsvillc
where he has accepted the position of
sugar boiler. His Lahaina friends in
tend to give him and G. w. Hayselden
a surprise party on Friday night.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-09-29
THE WEATHER

Weather Bureau, Punahou 1 p. m.
Wind fresh east northeast: weather
clear: clouding up little in the south
Morning minimum temperature, 40:
midday maximum temperature. 50,
barome ter "A. m, 3006, failing (cur-
rected for gravity; rainfall "A hours
ending a. IN. none; humidity, = a. m.
% per cent: dew point "a. M. 63.
CURTIS J. LYONS. Observer.