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Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-02-24
Result Of F,ailine Memorv.

"Why, grandpa, you used to say that
you killed six Indians with one shot:
then you cut it down to five; now YOU
say it was four"
We'll, well, my child. 1 suppose
that's because my memory's failin, a
little every year."-Brooklyn Life.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-02-24
All Kinds Of Money,

1t requires a great deal Of assurance
for any Democrat to assert that the
Dingley tariff is not a success as a rev.
enue producer when the figures show
that the national treasury is filed with
all kinds of money.-Springield Ull.)
journal.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-02-24
not a r~arti.an Ratiacatlon.

Not a Partisan Ratification.
The vote by which the treaty of peace
vas ratified was not partisan nor Sec
tional. Every State except Missouri,
Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, Florida and
Arkansas was represented in the affirm
alive hist. OF the sixty-oue Senators in
favor Of the treaty fortythree We're
Republicans and ten Democrats, four
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-02-24
Euulaud,. Stir Policy.

The free ship cry is a humbug, and
proved to be, because England is a free
ship country and yet is obliged to rely
upon subsidies .-Philadelphia Inquirer.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-02-24

The consumption of h~orseflesh as hu.
man food has slightly decreased dur
ing tile year in Paris. being 4,472 tons.
This was derived from POSTS horses,
s3 mules and o32 donkcys.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-02-24
10 be c~ontinucd.)
Morning Work.

Lord Egremont once invited Turner
to stay a week at PetwOrth and paint
two pictures for him of some favorite
bits of scenery on the estate. On til.
first morning of his visit Lord Eyre
mont asked Turner what he should
like to do, and the great painter re.
piled he would go fishing.
The next morning ut breakfast Lord
E. inquired again what it would please
Mr.. Turner to do; and he replied that,
having enjoyed himself so much yes
terday, he would go fishing again.
On the third morning Lord Egremont
thought he would wait for Turner to
announce his own plans, and was great
ly amused when he quietly said he was
again going fishing.
On the fourth morning, Lord T., I'M
| able to conceal his anxiety, said:
well. Mr.. Turner, l am only TOO glad
for you to enjoy yourself, but you are
talking of going away tomorrow, and
1 feel anxious about the pictures"
"Come UP stairs to my ROOM" said
Turner, land set your mind at rest"
Nothing could exceed the surprise
and delight Of Lord Egremont wliell
Turner introduced him to two ex.
quisitc pictures painted as he had de
sired. The great ma had risen eacll
morning with the sun, and before
breakfast had, by n good days work
earned his pleasure in fishing.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-02-24

The underground railway in London
was the most expensive to construct of
any in the world. Some parts of 1t
cost as much as 1000 guineas per yard.
or EDO for every inch. The ost of con-
structing the Great Western Railway
was also very great. passing. as 1t does,
through the very billy districts of De-
Won and Cornwall.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-02-24

A letter by Bryant has been found in
which the writer says that he got first
Sc apiece for his poems and later 18
cents q line.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-02-24

d. -~e.lfcsS thou'rt sweet. hut find
1loc such an unthrift of thy sweets,
Thy fay"iS are but like the wind
Tia. k!sseth everything it meets.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05
Cltallon BY Publication.

THE STATE on TEXAS, To ile >her-
iHor ary D0rstab.r0i huEI. County,
Or,elIG.
YDuaie her,0y commanded o. SUM
mon BiIley Foley by making publication
oi thi. Citation once 300 each week iDr
four consecutive weeks previous tn ihe
return day hereof, in some newspaper
published IN your county, 10 there Dee
newspaper published therein, but % not,
then In any newspaper published in The
10Th judicial District, but II there be
nonewspaper published In said Judicial
District, then in newspaper published
In the nearest District 90 said 10th Ju-
dicial District, to appear a, The next
regular term Of the District Court OF
Brazos County, Texas, TO be holden ai
the Court House thereof, ia bryan, on
the first Monday in March A. y. 1893,
the same being The 9Th day Of March
/ A. y. 1899, then and there To answer
Ia petition filed In said court on
the 5rd day OF February A. d 1899, in
q suit. numbered on the docket Of said
CONT No $3.50, wherein Bedford Foley
T. plaintiff and Biley Foley Is defend
ant Plaintiff alleges that pIMntu and
defendant were legally married on OF
about January 7h, 1855, and lived TO-
gcthcr az husband md wife until ON OF
about July LIST, 1891 when defendant
abandoned plaintiff Plaintiff asks foT
citation boy publication for decree OF
divorce from the bonds of malrimony,
custoGv Of their children, costs Of -uit
and general aud equitable relief
Herein Fail Not. but have before
-aid Court, al IT, aiore. aid next regular
term. this writ. with your return there.
on. showing hoN YOU have eNecuied %,
same
Witness. j. G. Williams. Clerk Of 90,
District court OF Br zHs county.
Given under my hand, and The sea
o. said court. at office iu Bryan This thr
ard day oI February. a D.. $500,
q G.. W.IumF, Clerk,
District Court, lrz1 County Tex.
By B.E. Leman penutr
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05

Brzos Camp, so. lol. ". OF u.s..
Meet second auI fourth Friday nights
Boo each month. W.E. Johnston G. c.
Joe b Reed. cork
bryan Tent So. 10. *. o r. M.-
Meeting nights fret and th.ri Monday
each month J.Il Mavhinney c.; joe
s. Reed, Z. X.
Bryan Lodge SO. $50, Home Forum
Meeting nights second aud fourth
Wednesday each month. W T, james,
pres'i; Joe q. Reed. hnanoier
Bryan Lodge SO. iOa, National Aid
Meeting nights first and third Wedncs
day in each month. W. W Gihn,
pres't, 4. W. Downward, see.
lyanhoe Commandery No s. knight
Templars- Meet 2nd Tuesday in each
month. A. W. Rhodes, T.. c.; n e..
Rhodes, Secretary.
W. T. Austin Chapter No. ST.. r. A.
M.-Nleets third Monday in each
month. y. q. Cole II. r., Joe b. Reed
Sec'y.
Brazo- lodge No. 10. A.F.N A. VI
Meet fourth Monday In each month
| W. u. Nall, W. NJ; G. q. Carr. >ec'y.
Brazos Lodge No. 90, X. OF P.-Mec
first aud third Tuesday in each month
E j Jenkins, g. c.; d. G.. DeMarct
| X. of r. Ks.
Vulcan Lodge 40. So, 40. l.. W
Meet second aud fourth Thursday 10
each month. A. W. HOLMAN. NJ. W.
. W j. Walker, recorder.
Bryan Lodge 80. 1882, K.of H. Nee
first aud third Thursdays in eacl
month A. Emden, dictator; A, J
Palmer, reporter.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05
without Doubt.

A bright girl in one Of the New York
public schools applied 10 her teacher
for leave 70 b. absent half a day on the
plea that her mother had received Is
telegram which stated that company
was on the way.
"lt's nay fathers half sister and her
three boys said the pupil nuxiously
land mother doesn't see how she can
do without me. those boys always aci
so.
The teacher referred her o. the print
ed list Of reasons which Justify absence
and asked II her case came under auy
of them
81 think It mighS come under chi.
head Ma Potter. said the girl point
ing ns she spoke 90 the words. edo
nestle aflliction. Exchange
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05

DR. H. r. Lemcu of.AltUn. llls. says
81 often mcoi people who have such o
wholesome fear o. appendicitis that they
do not eat grapes, tomatoes figs OF
fruits containing little seeds because II
a fear that these seeds viii lodge ia the
appendix and cause appendicitis
Whenever hear a person say he
denies himself fruits because Of this
fear ] take occasion TO assure him that
IL Is useless 90 take any such precau.
tious II you liEo fruit eat b. for up.
penlicitis. seven In ten instances. Is
due 90 other things than seeds Little
particles of food Of any kind can lodge
in the appendix and produce appendi.
citis even q bread crumb being capable
Of It In addition. q great many cases
are caused by something entirely out.
side the appendix. something causing
the Inflammation
ITO all / would say, Go ahead and
eat anything you like for all precau-
tions You may take are not going q
save you from appendicitis II you are
going 20 have 10 The incxplicahle
things 10 which the majority Of eases
are attributable cannot bo guarded
against and II Is useless 10 fight IN,
minority
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05

\ gentleman In a rural district drew
Gown upon his head O storm uf adverse
criticism by marrying second wife
shortly after the demise OF his first
Two Of those good ladies who look gen.
orally upon tho surface OF things and
who are ever ready with condemnation
were discussing the disgrucoiul affair
"Why my dear, there's his poor wife
hardly cold IN her grave, and ho goes
and marrios anothorW Dreadful" do
clarpd the other II never heard Of
such thing" 81 should think not
indeed, went on No / angrly MAR.
rying wife after wife like that-why,
thoman'saregular polygotr'-Cornhill
Magazine
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05
The Last Of the Patches.

/ was born In 1884, aud | have per.
sonal recollection. Of lady In tho carly
ilrtios using them The curato Of --
lodged In a farmhouse contiguous 10
my fathers place His wife was @ tall,
fine, handsome woman, dressed IN black
when 1 first saw her, and had patches
beauty spots" they were oalled-on
her forehead. check lloft, / think ana
chin. told my mother ON returning
home, and she replied they were "beau.
~ spots" aud in tho fashion, " have
most vivid recollection Of seeing her
aud her husband ON the occasion. y
handsomer couple you would rarely
meet Notes and Queries,
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05

This story Is toldof Sir Walter Scott.
who was tar from being @ brilliant pa.
nil 90 school After be- became famous
ho one day dropped into the old school
10 pay visit 60 the scene Of his former
woes. The teacher was auZi0us 90 mako
q good impression on the writer and
put tbs pupils through their lessons nd
or 90 show them 90 tbu best advantage
After awhile Scott said "But which ID
the duucct You have one surely Show
him t0 me- 20
The teacher called mp o poor fellow
who looked tho wcture ut Woo us boz
tlshfully came toward tho disuu
guished visitor
care you tho Ounce asked Scott
eyes. slr, said tho boy
"WJll, my good fellow DO said Scott
"horo D. o. crown ilr sou Tor keepiuI
my place warm
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05
Exchange Hotel Arrisals.

II. r. schecr, ~, Louis; A. G..
Derring,r, Cincinnati; C. c. MeRea,
Myers; Chas. 5. Cheesborough,
Galveston; Geo. Z. Lock, West.
Lake: ". A. Sewell, Bruceville;
sam Il. Vorschimer, ST. Louis; l.
NJ. Dumo., Tyler, o. II Brown, C
w. Carr, C.. j. Cunyers, Houstoni
W. W. smith. Dallas; J. A. Myer
Civ
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05

DAY; sunday school 9.lj %. m., Chris
tim Endeayor p. m. sunday prayer
meeting Wednesday night
Free Communion Bapfi-t-A. NJ.
Stewart. pastor Services every Sun
day night in each month, sunday
school lOa. M.
st. Joscph's Catholic Church-Falhi
pe.uar, pastor, Mass a. s and 10 CO.,
sunday.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05

"The first railroad run by steam. ex.
planned an old railroad man 90 a Star re-
porter "was not in this country, ~
many suppose. but in England, between
London and Manchester This was In
1880 The Baltimore and Ohio railroad
was running the same year. but steam
was not put in as motor until 1881
the cars being drawn by horses The
road then only ran from Baltimore 20
Ellicott Mills There was locomotive
however, built long before 10 was intro
duced in England. being the invention
Of Cuynet. in 1889. in France "-Wash
ington star
4 skormnkrr's Arcouuts.
There was shoemaker ! met not
long ago. says writer In Chambers
Journal who had most elaborate
method Of keeping his books Against
the wall Of his workshop he had % large
board erected. which he painted black
Into this board he used to drive bob.
nails. taclls brass and steel riyets and
other nails used In his trade % repro.
sent work done For instance. the -ol.
ling Of % pair Of boots wuud be- repro
seutod hy % small piece Of leather tack
ol on 90 the board hy means Of bra
ryct. but if the boots were hobuailel
then % hohuail was used instead of th.
brass riyot A steel riyet indicated q
patch on the SOLE and % patch on 90,
upper was shown hy The addition of d
piece of Thin heather Sew boots wr
shown drawn iu CHALK. co.'s were also Oh.
muoslyUhic repre- ntIng the custom
ers names
Some popularity of manner dr OF
surroundings was chosen 90 indicate
whose account &c was The wrsm ac
count was placed under thorough draw
ing Of "a church the curate. who Won
glasses. was represented by a sketch o
them a couple of circles. one blau
and one with % dot In the center stool
for the pustman. who had lost one eye
A beer barrel was the innkeeper = sign
the village pump did duty Tor the milk
man. while the schoolmnster was per
souatod by the drawing Of o cane tn
, OLD man was o great wag. but he nov,
, had his accounts challenged IN spite q
! their quaininess
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05
sam Irodgkius' WIN.

"Sam Hodgkins. says the Lewiston
journal. twas ia his day and genera.
ton q much respected citizen Of Han.
cock. aud. like his son Dudley better
known rs Uncle Dudley. was well
known an over the eastern portion Of
the county IN amusing story is told
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05

nut ~ win NufE. a icrs-ta tncm my uisNsing,
equally 20 them all. and with sincere affection.
II q ~ have. EVER thing oiao . marieagcd.
Yours sincerely. WILLIAM HAMS
And when we got our breath We al
rose up and called Uncle Billy blessed
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05
MLrhI Grns.

H.NT.C. will sen round trip
ticket. 90 New Orcan .or ONE hra
Rate from Bryan slsSj. On sale
February 10 To 18Th inclusive,
limited February 2sth. 1899.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05
CITY DIRECTORY.

CfIY OfuCtHS,
Mayor, G.. A. Adams.
Marshall, r. =. Boyotg,
Deputy Marshal, u. u. smith.
Secretary and Treasurer Henry q
Rhodes.
City Sexton. II II Jones.
Constable, G.. J.. Baker
Aldermen: r. G. Tabor W. S. How
ell, W. W. Harris, G. II Wyse, Jno. NJ.
Lawrence.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05

couNrY orricEus.
Judge. A. G.. Board.
Clerk, G.. W. McMichael
Attorney, Cha-. $. Gamer.
Tax Collector, j. j. Adams.
Tax Assessor r. VI. Sail.
sheriff, r. G. Num-.
Treasurer, A. W. buchanan.
District Clerk, j. Williams.
Commissioners Il. d. Deems, Lee
Edge, Felix Phillips, J.. II. Arlington.
uCUcurs.
Bapust-R. D. Wilson, pastor Ser.
vices every Sunday II I'm. and 7:l5
p. M. Sunday school 9.ij a. M; pray
ermectIng Thursday night
Mcthodist-J. b. Cochran, pastor;
Services II a.. IN. and Up. m. Sunday
Sunday school 9:I6 a. m Epworth
League Sunday p m. prayer-meet'
ing Tuesday night.
st. Andrews Epi-copal-kev. Herbert
T.. Bowers, l.. l.. D., rector Holy
communion first Sunday in the month.
Services First and third Sunday In
each month, morning and evening and
also morning Of fourth Sunday. Other
Sundays and each fifth Sunday the rec
tor oniciates at Navasota.
Presbystcrian-J. y. West, pastor
Services morning and evening LIST, Bro
and lth Sunday in each month"; Sunday
school 0;45 q. M prayer.meetinl
Wednesday night.
Christian, j. l.. Andrews, pastor
Services II q. m. and 7:l5 p. m. sun
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-02-05

Lon johnson. has the cheapest aud
finest samples OF wall paper and room
MOULDING ever seen % Bryan q
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-10-19
fHBYOKOHAIL SPECIE BANK


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INTEREST ALLOWED nv IN
HEAD OFFICE At YOKOHAMA
On currens Deposit s-1e sen - 80
OF Fsred Deposit s0r - rDorfhs- ~
pc- peaI - a.
ne Rank buys ara rectsres tor sns-
iecssna Hills os EtchanFe. tseo0
Drafts snt Letters &C crecif ca u
4 above nraoches aat AEenc3es a.
;raasarzs q Eeoersl banking susfosA
AEs,cT Tofohx-na Specie Bane.
New Resssise nag Honosuiu- n J.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-10-19
OSTRICH AS A SENTINEL.

Napoleon. the big pugnacious leader
ut the ostrich farm. has earned the IT,
tie of Sentinel by his aSSiduous patrol
ling Of the Enclosure during the night.
fin. lot of phcasants we're received
lately at the farm and the negroes liv-
ing near by have had their eyes on
them. as they tank them "a good as
chickens or turkeys. The other night
a trio of negroes made a raid upon the
pheasant Enclosure. Napoleon did not
see them till they were near the cage:
then. with a sharp hiss Of rage. he
rushed ut them with outstrctchcSI
wings. The negroes ran for the fence.
but Napoleon was too quick for them.
and with a kick of his powerful foot he
knocked one down. crying with fright
and pain as the sharp claws of Napo-
leon had caught his leg. making a ter
rible cash. lie finally got up and over
the fence. Napoleon standing by and
utterinE shrill cries. as IL greatly
pleased over his victory. tie Is a mag
nificeut 4OO-pound bird and few care "a
tackle him. lie patrols the Enclosure
at night now regularly till nearly
morning and nothing dare go into tbs
yard. even the employees keeping ou
till daylight. His feat has greatly
scared the negroes living i'm the Viein'
ity. and none will venture near him
jacksonville CFla1 Special.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-10-19
OKLAHOMA.
Ten Years Ago 1t Was a
Wilderness
Twenty Years Hence VIII &c the Great.
est State West Of the
Mississirri.

Oklahoma. ten years ago a wilder
ness. now a prosperous community.
resident OF that territory makes
this statement to the Kansas City
Journal:
1T will be the greatest state west of
the Mississippi twenty years from
now" said he yesterday. The crops
this year are the largest In oklahoma's
of the country. and the result Is a hap
by. proud and contented people. Less
than ten years ago the country was
barren wilderness. Inhabited only by
blanket Indians. buffalo. deer and stray
cattle. Now there are hundreds of
prosperous farms. thousands OF indus
trious people and scores of thriving
cities and towns. Corn this year will
go from sixty to ninety bushels to- the
| acre. and the yield of wheat will be
more than the average yield for the
past eight years. This year there are
more cattle in the territory than ever
| before, and there is more feed than
ever before.
But the people OF Oklahoma are tn
titled to everything that is good. Many
of them entered the territory with
hardly enough clothing on to- cover
them and for a year or two endured
hardships and privations that would
have killed the courage in any other
race of people. They are now reaping
their reward. They live in fine houses,
ride in fine carriages and have all ot
uries at their command. They are
growing richer every year; poverty Is
unknown there and hospitality Is ]
virtue exercised by all.
The good times are having n notice
able effect in the towns. \ building
boom is on in every one. The demand
for carpenters. brickmasons and othei
artisans is greater than the supply
Improvements OF a substantial nature
lare being made everywhere and new
towns are being built from the grounC
lup. Railroad men are also active there
Surveying outfits are ut work every
where and in my own particular par
OF the West, the Usage reservation
five or six parties are engaged in sur
veying what will some day be railroad
routes.
Every fruit and vegetable tina
grows outdoors can be raised in Okla
. homa. oklahoma's prosperity Is du
TO her remarkable advantages and he
energetic people. Crops are Away
good, only one bad year having bee
recorded in the eight that have passe
since the first fields were plowet
Wheat this year will not. howevei
:. come up to expectations. but the Gro
will be greater than the average. TIL
Territory is blessed with n good admin
istration. The officials are wide awak
and honest and taxes are low. ! pre-
dict great increase in the populatio
in the next few years and create
prosperity as the years roll by. Okla
homa will make a great state and n
greater II Is the more will Kansas CT;
Ibenefit"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-10-19
PERSONAL NOTES.

1t is not unusual for the Duke of
Westminster's charity bill to amount to
10000 a year.
Senior Sarasate. the great violinist.
has had thirty odd watches given him
at various times. several in the shape
of violins.
The estimated value OF the Turkish
Sultan's jewels Is sS.OOO.0OO. IL his
majesty has any hobbies at all they are
the purchasing OF jewels and witness
ing private theatricals.
The Sultan OF Morocco has n some
what imperial method OF amusing him
self with cycling. \ kind OF couch Is
rugged up between the wheels. and on
this the monarch reclines. studying the
cyclometer and the compass, while his
attendants pedal for him.
Admiral Dewey has n hobby. q
which, however. in consequence OF his
naval duties. he has not recently beer
able to devote much attention. He i
an enthusiastic collector OF butterflies
and his collection. which Is said to b
the finest in America. Is insured fo'
| G 500.
| President Kruger sometimes remain'
almost silent for days together; at oth
er times he has laxative its, when NJ
] associates say. nobody else can get II
n word" He is man OF much humoT
| frequently jokes, tells witty stories
and possesses fund OF the most vaTie'
information.
The Prince OF Palermo Is said to ow
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-10-19
VERDICT REVERSED.

CHICAGO. Oct. Sin n decision
handed down by the United States
Circuit Court OF Appeals today the YER
dict OF $1,000 formerly given against
the Worlds Columbian Exposition
Company in favor OF the republic OF
France is reversed and n new trial or
dered. The case resulted from the
burning OF the Manufacturers build
ing at the Worlds Fair, in which the
French republic lost many valuable ex-
hibits. 1t was claimed the loss was the
result of negligence on the part of the
exposition company. but the court In
its ruling today declared IL could find
no evidence OF negligence.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-10-19
TWO on TIE BARRIER

Your hair L. getting thin. sir. said
the local barber tn a customer.
Yes" replied the gentleman ad-
dressed. I've been treating 10 with
anti-fat. I never like stout hair.
But you really should put something
on st." persisted the tonsorial artist
in a most earnest manner.
II do. every morning. returned tbs
customer.
May ask what.~ inquired the bar
her.
My hat" said the patron.
Thereafter was silence.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-10-19

his wealth chiefly 10 the trade in snow.
OF which he has n monopoly. The
snow H. brought at night in baskets On
mu.eback from the mountains % italy
To the coast. and Is theme. shipped Ca
the large cities. where u u sold for re-
friEerating purposes.
The Rev. Mark Guy Pcarsc preached
his hrst sermon when h. was n boy a;
Wesley College. Sheffield. lie borrowed
a clerical-lookinE coat on the occasion
from sChool-fellow: and he rccoliects
the fact that two old ladies with whom
he lodged gave him n couple of slices oi
Yorkshire pudding as a reward 60;
making the sermon very short