Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-19
women IN this very block that have
me own throupies III uoagin.

women in this very block that have
ine OWN throupies III uOugin,
but III mnytt u Mormon thries to
. oteah INTO poi-itical JOB. u obligation
. .iseS an says they: .Mhatl, they says,
permit this polluted monsther III to in.
~ the House iy Riprisintatiyes.' they
suys.s Permit him fr to parade his
rum ~ down Pennsylvania Ayanoo an
DOCK thraftic.' they says. Permit him
,iieoDe 10 sit In th' chair wanst occupied
Dc TN lamtnted Breckinridge they
suys. An they proceed FIR to hunt tn
Boor' crowded man. An he takes u
aay OH to kiss his wife firm house to
iiouse, an holds meetln' iv his childer
20 Did thin good-by an r-runs to hide
~ cave till tn obligation raymim-
oers that they have husbands Nv their
oWn an goes home to cook tn supper.
Mormon, iinnissy, Is q man that
nus IN bad taste an tn rellijion to do
Muat good nanny other men ARE re-
strained frin doin be conscientious
scruples an tn polls. l don't want
anhy wife; We. Hinnissy. are satisfied
iiot 10 say con-tint with wan; another
ia-uu feels that he'd he lonesome with
Hut TN. lis a matter Nv disposition. If
iver get started tn Lord only knows
where I'd bring up. might be like me
,i iti.u an tellow-sultan, Hadjl- NJ oham-
wanst in awhile he bur-rns wan. He
mas oetther job thin Congressman
An does annywan thry to Interfere
~ IN tiauJl! Does annywan say, 'Hadji,
ye IL nave to abandon two or three
hundred Nv we're firesides? Ye ar-re
i,viif JUS inside tn left field fince iv our
uomaln. an tbs u rule iv TIN game that
We've taken We into that no wan shah
nave more thin wan wife at a time that
ahhy one knows of. In behalf iv tn
comfy iv tn Society FIR TIL Suppression
~ Poiy-gamy, I request We to discard
Sora an Eileen, an Mary Ann, an
que. an Bimbl, an tn r-rest iv tn
i ,.d' an cleave on'y to Lucille.
Judge be her looks that she's tn first
Missus 1aitch.'
No sir. If he had he'd reach tn
ship that runs between our outlying
wards without Il hair to his head. In
stead Nv reproachin' Hadji with his do
hestic habits. wan iv tn ENJOYS that
ARE Employed In carryin' messages
frm tn Prisidint TO his fellow citizens
proceeds to tn pretty little American
village iv Sulu, where he finds Hadii
settln up on high chair surrounded
We wives. 'Tis q domestic scene that'd
make Brigham Young think ne was a
bachelor. Hadji is smol1in a good see,
gar an occasionally histin' drink iv
cIder, an wan Nv tn ladies is playin'
- sui'ai Az dholner is SinSln i want
yel my Sulu. an another is maxim a
tidy, an three or four hundred more
ar re SEWN patches OH tn pants Nv tn
Hadji kids.
An tn ambassadurc he says: Mos
rile an luminous citizen, here is u COPY
~ tn Annual Thanksgiving pro-clama.
non, he says. IT'S addressed to all tn
nearly husoandmen Nv our BELOVED
country, manin' YOU among Others he
says. An here he says, is tn revised
constitution. he says. 'Th' original
wan, he says, was intinded rr oil
th'-muds that wuddent know
IN diif'rencc between a harem an a
noe, he says. This wun.' he says, is
more suited f'r tn prisint gay an ex-
man, lie says, TO cleavc to as NANNY
wives he says. as his race, color, an
previous condition iv servitude will
permit he says.
Thank ye kindly says IIadji. I'll
thrcasure these here papers as a vally-
able meminto firm that far distant
home ~ mine which I have niver
seem. he says. ia introduce We to
Mrs. Hadji wan by wan he says, 'but
'twud be bctther,' he says, FIR to stand
up here an be prsinted to her as n
WHOLE he says. FIR he says, "tis
CROWN late. an I want We to come
up to tn house. he says. an pick a
..'.,t"n Will ne ne says. "A Bap-
tst, he says raised on tn farm he
says. An Hadji holds his job nm
looks forrard to tn day whin we have
female suffrage an he can cast tn
solid vote Nv Sulu FIR himself FIR prlsi-
dint"
Thin" said Mr.. Hennessy, "ye're
frind Roberts ought to move to what
d'ye-call-th' place.
That's what I'm thinkIn'," said Mr.. !
Dooley. "But tits too bad f'r him he |
was born at home.