The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-03-05

half minute, and with a puzzled look re-
sumed:
In my country"
The lady fled. and what the minister was
gong TO say will never be known. But
no member of Washington society will
now risk an introduction to the terrible
Turk if she can help herself
An Atchison girl, says the Globe of that
city, who has been married six months,
said to-day: Il wouldn't have a husband
who didn't boss me. l wouldn't respect
a man who came home with his salary
every Saturday night and placed il in my
lap, My husband wants to know where
go and what l am doing, and l am glad
OF 1t. When a woman bosses her hus-
band, he is a weak man. and the neigh
borhood don't respect him."
well" according TO the New York
Sun, said the hostess refectively, as the
caller finished telling about the Washing
ton birthday party she had given her
children, speaking of the cherry tree in
cFdent, ! wish that / had had the conr-
age the other night that George displayed
when he faced his father-and the conse-
quences-on that memorable OCCASION
why, you don't mean that you told a.
"a The caller paused, embarrassed.
"
Yes, / did, and, oh, the peck o. trouble
1t got me into!' There was such a genu-
inc note of distress in her voice that the
caller responded with sudden sympathy.
"Oh, my dear, they always do get one
into trouble 1 know it only too we'll"
Then you have told one at some time
In your life?' Receiving an affirmative
nod, for the caller had just begun to sip
her tea, she continued joyfully. Then
naTaf al L.
you had looked Mortified 1 should not have
told you a word
In the first place, I'm going to put the
responsibility where 1t belongs"
1t always does belong somewhere else"
the caller interrupted with comforting en-
phasis.
well, In this case, it belongs with the
maid and with the fact that 1 didn't have
on one of those new skirts that are long,
you know, all around"
'Of all the combinations" exclaimed the
caller. DO go on. I'm dying to heart
For year or So" resumed the host ess,
Il have suffered from cold feet, particu-
larry at night. Not a romantic ailment, I
know, but decidedly uncomfortable. 1
tried the old-fashioned warming pan and
the new-fashioned hot-water bag and GRO
cheted bed slippers, all to no purpose.
bought and wore all brands of felt-lined
shoes, cork soled shoes, wool-interlined
shoes, all 10 no purpose. Finally 1 made
up my mind that the trouble was with
my nervous system, so 1 consulted that
awfully expensive nervous specialist, you
know, DIR. Soakem. What do you suppose
he told me to do?"
Goodness! l don't know They say he
gives very queer advice. Did he tell you to
wear Indian moccasins?"
No. Simply and merely to go barefoot
ed
"What!' shrieked the caller I'm this
weather."
"Only in the house." the hostess reas-
sured her. land only for an hour or so
before going to bed. He told me to walk
around a good deal, always on the rugs,
and to walk with a sliding step so as to
get up as much friction as possible. AS
had to pay 800 for this marvellous advice,
l tell you followed it pretty faithfully"
did it do you any good?" the caller in
quired eagerly.
Indeed, it did. I was perfectly amazed
at the benefit l got from it. 1t is wonder
ful"
Where does the hb come in? Did you tell
the doctor that it hadn't helped your"
Don't refer to this az fit, even to be
polite. 1t was a barefaced lie No. the doc
tor had nothing to do with my fall from
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