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Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
EVfHanoa

Mrs. Witherby-They say that husband
and wife grow to look like each other more
and more all the time
Witherby-I have noticed how handsome
you were getting to be.-Detrot Free Press.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
1t Was Diluted.

Doctor-Can you get pure water at
your boarding house.
Patient-No, not always; frequent
ly detect just flavor of coffee in it
Detroit Free Press
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
He Might.

Mrs. Nagger-Well, if you hadn't
married me you might have done
worse.
Nagger-That's so; I might have
married your mother-Town Topics.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
A Reversed Philosophy

ITO see ourselves as others see u.s.
From many foolish thought might
free US,
But the same end might be reached, my
brothers,
BY seeing ourselves as we see others
I. A w Rulletin
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
The Real Thing.

The hand that rocks the cradle
May rule the world, but still,
The hand that keeps things going
Is the hand that pays the bill.
L. A. w, Bulletin.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
PhflOloGic.

First Student-Can you tell me the origin
of the expression giving man the mitten.
Second Student-It was the ancient equiv
alent of (k)nit-Crypt
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
Slow Pay.

Debtor (warmly)-That is a gratuit-
Jus insult, sir!
CREDITOR suppose so! I couldn't
collect anything for it, if 1 tried!-De-
,roit Journal
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
Point of similarity,

"Why do you refer to him as an old
sun?"
Because he is smooth re."-Chi-
eago Post.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
The Cheerful Idiot.

''When the autocar comes into gem
eral use," said the cheerful idiot, ST
want to know what is to become of the
teaming millions" indianapolis
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10

Piso's Cure for Consumption is an A No
l Asthma medicine.-W. r. Williams, An
tioch, H., April IL, 1894.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10

Adam was not born. Probably that why
ne never wrote poetry.-Chicago Daily
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
Tough Luck.

Madam, it is my painful duty to in
form you that your husband has been
eaten by bear"
That's too bad; he had on his best
clothes."-N. Y. World.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
Chance for Her.

''She says her face is her fortune
well, she certainly ought to take ad-
vantage of the new bankruptcy law. Chi
cago Post.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10

Struggling Minister-There was q
stranger in church to-day.
Wife-What did he look like?
81 did not see him.
Then how do you know there was a
stranger among the congregation?
Il found good quarter in the contri-
button boX''-N. Y. Weekly.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
The Only One.

Jackson-Penwellist the most remark
able literary man 1 know.
Johnson-Oh, he writes good stories
but there's nothing remarkable in that
these days.
Jackson-No, but he doesn't insist
on reading them aloud to his friends
n. Y. World.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10

(NALESWOMEN understand what torture is
- Constantly on their feet whether well or ill. Compelled
to smile and be agreeable to customers dragged
down with feminine weakness Backaches and head
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
Appreciative.
Z I'D Stus
Topic

A woman with newspaper,
Soon as she spreads it open, then
How eagerly does she refer
To marriage notices! To her
They seem good jokes against the men.
-Judge
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
A Afisft.

The young man who prefers to owe a tailor
rather than to wear suit which has been
taken from the counters of clothing store,
says that he never cared for counter fit
anyway.-Boston Advertiser
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10

We cling to our faults with frmer grasp
than we do to our virtues.-L. A. w. Bull
letin.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10

Every church and schooihouse should be
coated only with Alabastfne. Hundreds
OF tons used yearly for this work. Genu-
Inc Alabastfne does not rub and scale on.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10

Alabastine can be used over paint or
paper; paint or paper can be used over
Alabastine. Buy only in five pound pack
ages. properly labeled; take no substitute.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10

nnSeO.
She used to be so dainty.
Ere she became his wife:
To-day she sits before him
And eats things with her knife.
Chicago Daily News.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
To Cure q Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
Do Your Feet Ache and Burnt

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot-Ease,
powder for the feet. 1t makes tight or lew
Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns, Bunions,
Swollen, Hot, Gallons, Sore, and Sweating
Feet. All Druggists and Shoe Stores sell
it, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Address,
Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10

Germany supplies 20 per cent. of the
worlds consumption of dyestuffs from
coal tar.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10

The Best Prescription for ChiIls.
and Fever is bottle of GROVES TAsTELEss
CHILL Tonic. 1t is simply iron and quinine in
tasteless form. No cure-no pay Price, Soc.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
An Excellent Combination.


The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the well known remedy,
SYRUP OF FIGS, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP Co., illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. 1t
is the one perfect strengthening laxa-
tive, cleansing the system effectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per-
manently. Its perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and sub
stance, and its acting on the kidneys.
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
laxative.
In the process of manufacturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to the
taste, but the medicinal qualities of the
remedy are obtained from SIENNA and
other aromatic plants. by a method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and to avoid limitations, please
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front of every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO CAL.
LOUISVILLE. ky. NEW YORK, N 2.
For sale by all Druggsts.-Price SOC. per bottle
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
Exnert Criticism

Expert Criticism.
God made the country" but the men
Who handle bills and paste
Appear to think there was lack
OF decorative taste.
BROOKLYN Life
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10

"Pa," said little Willie, asking his six
teenth question. ''Well, my SOM" PA,
how'd the man who named the first bicycle
know it was bicycle ?"-Answers.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10

keep going or lose their place.
To these Mrs. Pinkham's help is
offered. A letter to her at Lynn,
Mass. will bring her advice free
of all charge.
Miss NANCIE SHoBE. Florence.
Col. writes letter to Mrs. Pink
ham from which we quote:
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
Incongruous.

The saddest thing in fashions swirl
Is this, as each one knows:
To see a fifty dollar girl
In one hundred dollar clothes.
BROOKLYN Life
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
RcNIned History.

"Grandpop." he began, turning the
caves of his book, did your history
lsed to say that the Spaniards settled
Ibis country"
Il believe il did, my boy?"
We'll. the new ones won't say that
What will they say, Ostend?"
This country settled the Spaniards."
Then grandpop gave him dime
Brooklyn Life.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
ECONOMY, NOT ATHLETICS.

why are you taking such violent
exercise?"
Just reducing my weight little,
SOS 1 can wear last years clothes."-
chicago Inter Ocean.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
Cnn1ennr,,Hnf

lie sought Contentment with n feverish
ZeSt
Nor stopped at all to take the slightest rest
Until he gave 1t up, his steps retraced.
And found behind him that which he had
chased.
Town Topics
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
The Cashiers Mistake.
tockholder-What is it?

Bank PreSident-Great joke on our
cashier.
Observation-Disclosures is it?
Bank President-He made a mistake
and carried off the liabilities instead OF
the assets when he skipped to Canada
\. Y. Journal.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1899-05-10
WOMEN .
WHO EARN
THEIR LIVING

Il had been health for time my
ing been brought on by standing my physician sad
ing serious womb trouble had to give up my was
just bundle of and would fanting spells at
monthly periods doctored and took various bt
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15
old Suldlirrs Revolt.

old soldiers in the Home for Disabled
Veterans at Kcarncy are in open revolt
They have long protested that the man
ayers of the home had no right to take
from their monthly pension allowed by
the Government any sum for any pur-
pose. The Home is supported partly
by the State and partly by the Govern
ment. 1t isclaimod the appropriations
are insufficient To support the inslita-
ton and that To provide for the def
cheney the occupants are taxed n small
amount each week, which sum the
treasurer Of the Home has been in the
habit of Withholding from the pension.
This h claimed by the soldiers TO be III
violation of the law of the land, which
throws about the pension stipened of
the old soldiers every sort Of safeguard.
The old soldiers were forbidden to meet
and discuss the matter at the Home,
and they decided on an open air meet
ing. In the midst Of the evening, Cap
tain Moorehouse was interrupted by
Colonel Davis, one Of the officers of the
Home who ordered The old soldiers
back to their quarters. They refused
to obey and stood their ground, The
fight is now fairly on. Already II Is
intimated the matter is likely TO become
State one, and the demand be made
that the Home be supported as n free
harbor for the veterans or its doors be
closed
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15
Ifnrnirrs' Institute.

A Farmers Institute will be held Mt
Locktown, in this county, Friday and
Saturday of this week This meeting
is held under the auspices Of the State
Board of Agriculture. 1t is free to
all A large attendance Of farmers
and all others Interested i'll agricul-
tural matters is requested. Ladies'
and young people are especially in
vited.
The topics named in the programme
will be open for general discussion, III
which all are invited to participate
Order Of business
Friday 10. 80 A. NJ, agricultural
Crops and Profits in IIunterdon Go.
as Compared with 1898, " by Mr.. Ris-
Ter, A. b. Allen and others; 1l.f5 A. NJ,
"Unlocking Big Stores of Soil Fer
tility," by ALVIN Agee, Ohio; 1.45P. NJ,
"Applc and Pear Culture, Methods of
Marketing, by Hon. ID. j. Denise,
to be followed by discussion, opened
by Mr.. Rice, with illustrations; 3.15
p. NJ, Improvements in Dairy Man
agement, by Prof l.. b. Voorhees,,
Director of State and College Expert
ment Stations; 4. 10 p. NJ, Farm I'm
derdrainnge, y by Mr.. Agce; 7.15 p. NJ,
music, "Our Country Homes, by Mr..
Agee; 8. Is p. ~, "The Farmers Veg
etable Garden, illustrated with charts
of poor and good gardens, by James
+. Rice, New York.
Saturday 1000 4 NJ, CLONE made
Fertilizers, Their Use and Abuse, il
Illustrated by formulas, by Mr.. Rice;
"Intelligent Buying Of Fertilizers,
by Mr.. Agee; li30 A. NJ, "Agricul-
tural Truth, by the conductor; 30
p. NJ, "Modern and Old-Time Methods
of Marketing COntrasted, by Frank
II. Valentine, editor of pouihY WonM-
IN; 2.30 p. ~, making n Country
School Pay" by Mr.. Agee
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

The pennsylvania Railroad Com
pnny announces the following person
NIL " conducted tours for the season of
1899 md 1900
Mexico and California 4 forty five
dry tour will lenve New York, Phila-
delphia and Harrisburg February ID.
Fourteen days will be spent in Mexico
mud eighteen in California The party
will travel over the entire route by the
"Mcxico and California Special" the
finest tram that crosses the continent.
Florida Four tours to Jacksonville
will leave New York and Philadelphia
January %, February q and 20, and
March &. The first three admit of a
stay of two weeks i'll the "Flowery
State. Tickets for the fourth tour
will be good to return by regular
trains until May 81, 1900.
Old Point Comfort, Richmond md
Washington Five tours will leave
New York aud Philadelphia February
y, March 3 aud 81, April IA and 2S.
Old Point Comfort Six tours will
leave New Yorl, and Philadelphia De
cember ~, February 3, March 3 aud
81, April II and %.
Washington Six tours will LEVY,
New York and Philadelphia December
%, January IL, February 10, March 70,
April 10 aud May 3.
For detailed information apply 10
Tourist Agent, 1896 Broadway, New
York; $50 Fulton Street, 4 Court
Street, Brooklyn; $50 Broad Street,
Newark, N. j.; or Cleo. W. Boyd, As
siatnnt General Passenger Agent,
Philadelphia
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PERSONAL.

Miss Helen Roberts, Of Amber,
Pa, was the guest of friends here re-
Gently,
Mrs. Ellen Kitchen and daughter
Ella, of Frankfort, Pa, visited rela-
tives at the Bellemont House this week.
Miss Marion Joiner, Of Croton, N.
j., visited her parents here on Satur-
day and Sunday last, after two
months absence, teaching school at
the above-named place.
Mrs. Chester Sucker, of Easton,
Pa, has been visiting Mrs. Albert
Yos and her mother, Mrs. Hill.
Mrs. DIR. Wilson, of Pennington,
n. j., and Mrs. Lincoln Smith, of
Spuy ten Duyvel, NY, have been visit
ing Mrs. Mary A. Hill, of Elm street.
Lemuel Wilson, of Philadelphia,
is visiting relatives here.
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Buy your Coal of Larison & Mar

Buy your Coal of Larison & Mar
Jarum.
Cider making will soon be over
for the season.
The first snow of the season fell
Tuesday afternoon.
The grass never looks SO green as
Just before it is covered with snow.
When you want good oysters and
terrapin, go to Liyerton's, 10 Church
street
MIR. VIM. Gorwood. of this city, is
the happy father of fine boy, born on
Monday morning
DR.. Theodore Balderston's resi-
dence, on Union street, has been
treated to anew coat of paint.
A number of young people from
here went on straw ride to Pineville,
Pa, on Friday night of last week.
Doing nothing is doing i'll. ="
Impure blood neglected will become
serious matter Take Hoods Sarsa-
parilla at once and avoid the ill.
Be careful of your promises and
just in your performances, and re
member it is better to do and not
promise than to promise and not per
form.
Geo. holland, Rockland, O., SAYS:
My wife had piles forty years DeWitts
Witch Hazel Salve cured her 1t is the best
salve in America" 1t heals everything and
cures all skin diseases Ct Nj. Shamalia
-Coombe Il Massey, the popular
founders and machinists, are quite
busy with work at present They are
gradually charging their business to
meet requirements.
The regular monthly meeting of
Columbia Hose Co, No 4, will be held
Mt their house on Friday evening,
at 40 O'Clock. A large attendance is
desired, rs business of Importance is
to be brought before the meeting.
Twin L Hendrickson has bought
the house on n. Clinton street lately
owned by Col Asa Heath and occu-
pied by Richard Higgins. Mr.. Hig-
gins will remove to the house on the
corner of Union and Buttonwood re-
Gently purchased by him of Scott
Thorne.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

The "Phiippine Car" that will
exhibit here on Friday and Saturday
of this week, day and evening, is well
worth visit. 1t contains a fine and
were exhibit of Philippine views and
products, including live Filipino.
The car is handsomely decorated and
is palace museum on wheels. Mr..
Wanton S. Webb, the proprietor, has
been a war correspondent in the Phil
ippines, and took most of the war pic
lures he shows while on duty in that
capacity Mr.. Webb is very popular
man amongst the newspaper fraternity
and is talented gentleman of excel
lent reputation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

The semi-amual business meeting
of the Young Mems Baraca Class of
the First Baptist Church was held in
the church parlor on Thursday even
ing, Nov 9th. Reports were pre-
sented by the various committees upon
the work accomplished which were
very satisfactory. The class has had
wonderful growth. Starting with
fourteen members it now numbers
nearly one hundred. One interesting
feature of the reports was the state
ment of the treasurer that more than
one hundred dollars had been con
tributed by the class since the organi-
zation last January, for all purposes.
Sixty dollars of this amount had been
given to the Sunday School
Officers for the coming six months
were chosen as follows = President,
WINS +. Hendrickson Vice President.
Moses +. Hill Secretary, Harry V.
Swallow Assist. Secretaries, Clarence
Pldcock, Frank Kelly; Treasurer, Al
fred Goodfellow Press Reporter, DIR.
III. A. Cordo; Teacher, Mrs. Florence
Is. Cordo; ushers, Watson B. Har-
rison, Edmund p. Joiner.
Various plans of work were discuss
ed aud the regular Committees an
pointed.
A social hour was then enjoyed, re
freshments being served by Mrs. Hen
Erickson and Mrs Hill
The reading room will be opened
next week, furnished with the lead
lug magazines, papers and games.
1t will be made place whore young
men may spend pleasant and prof
table evening.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

The next Public Rehearsal of the
Amwell Orchestra will be given in st.
Andrews Hall, Wednesday night. Nov.
22d, Mt S p. NJ. The program is filled
with pleasing selections to catch the
ear of the most fanciful, aud We feel
confident if you come once you will
come again. Miss Helen Barley is
the vocal soloist for the evening.
A public rehearsal is nothing more
or less than an informal concert or
musical. with carefully prepared pro
gram. Well, come, hear and be salts
fed You will whistle the airs on the
way home. -
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

DR.. H. A. Cordo, of the First Bap-
fist Church of this city, will deliver a
lecture on Monday evening, Nov eth,
ON The Island Paradise of the Pa.
citic. Dir. Gordo spent nearly three
months on this memorable trip. and
the lecture will be full of information
concerning the newly acquired posses
sions of the United States. This will
be an unusual opportunity for our
people to hear of country very fas-
cinating to all travellers. The lecture
will be held i'll the lecture-room of the
church ediice. Tickets, % cts.
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Adults
If you want the very best coal get
it of Geo. W. Massey.

E. ID. Fulmer, salesman with
Wanamaker q Brown, 9th and Market,
Philadelphia, announces his fall and
winter campaign in the advertising
columns of THE RECORD this week.
Mr.. Fulmer has host of friends in
Hunterdon and Bucks counties, and
he would be pleased to have call
from all Of them. As Wanamaker &
Brown now sell ladies' coats and
cloaks, shoes, &c, the ladies can also
make the store n point of interest.
Ask for Mr.. Fulmer when you call
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

The Inn rovement Band of the
First Baptist Church of this city, will
hold another of their popular fairs on
Wednesday and Thursday, Nov. 22d
and 23d, in the store on Union street,
north OF r. II. Van Horn y Son =
shoe store. Tho room will he
open day and evening for the sale of
useful and fancy articles. fine as
sortment of cakes. candies, pies, etc,
will be on sale, and also ice cream.
The gentlemen are invited to call rs
we'll as the ladies'.
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sr4ft or ONO, CRY or roLFoo,, =,

FRAsE ] CHENEY makes oath that he is the
senior partner Of the firm Of i. j CHENEY 4
Co, doing businesses in the City OF Toledo,
Comfy and State aforesaid and that said firm
will pay the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case Of CATARRm
that cannot be cured by the use Of HALLS
CATAnRH CuHE FRANK j CHENEY.
sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence this eth day If December A u 1896.
go A W GLEASON
t-r-t Not0iB Puttc.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system Send for testimonials,
free
+. j CHENEY & co Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, Zoe
Halls Family Pills are the best
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"Have by some surgeon, ShyIock.

huNe ny SOIc SUI Stou, 'oHyioCh
on thy charge to stop his wounds lest he do
bleed to death" People can bleed to death.
The loss of blood weakens the body 1t must
follow that gain of blood gives the body
strength The strengthening effect of DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery il in large
part due to its action ON the blood-making
glands and the increased supply Of pure, rich
blood it produces 1t is only when the blood
is impoverished and impure that disease finds
a soil in which to root The Discovery" puri-
ties the blood and makes it antagonistic to
disease When the body is emaclated, the
lungs are weak, and there is obstinate linger-
ing cough Golden Medical Discovery" puts
the body on a fighting footing against disease,
and 80 increases the vitality that disease is
thrown off, and physical health perfectly and
permanently restored. 1t has cured thou
sands who were hopeless and helpless and
who had tried all other means of cure without
avail.
Twenty-one one-cent stamps to cover ex-
pense of mailing only will obtain a copy Of
DIR Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser,
1908 pages. in paper cover. Send thirty-one
stamps if cloth binding is preferred Address
DIR. v. II. Pierce, Buffalo, n Y