Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-07-26
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permitted to vote in Norway.
s9r Those who complain without a
cause may soon have cause to complain.
p9r Kansas City, Mo-, offers S5O,O0O
for the Democratic National conven-
tion.
s6r When people are crazy to marry
they attach no consequence to conse-
quences.
s9 Marc Sanche, a New York youth,
was made insane by excessive cigarette
smoking
s6se TO be able to sit on the fence is
political talent. To know when to get
off is genius.
s9r The muscles which close the
hand are more powerful than those
which open it.
R@ Horse meat sells in Paris for
from 10 to 20 cents pound. Prime
cuts fetch 20 cents.
p~ A contemporary says lawyers
are noted for losing their patience.
How about doctors {?
p@ New York banks pay out in in
terest and dividends every quarter not
far from $130,OO0,O00.
p9r Happiness consists not in having
vast and rich possessions, but in being
fitted to enjoy what we have.
a9- Twenty-seven men of the Fifth
Infantry, stationed at Santiago, died
of yellow fever in two weeks.
s@ Not one unmarried woman in a
hundred tells the truth when she is
asked why she never married.
sar A dispatch from Paris says that
the Dreyfus court martial will not be-
gin it's settings until August 10.
s9 Senator Depew believes we
should send an overwhelming force to
crush the Aguinaldo insurrection.
aH~ A sound discretion is not so
much indicated by never making a
mistake, as by never repeating it.
s9 A movement is on foot to build
highway 100 feet wide the entire
length of the state of Connecticut.
Rg "Here is another idle shattered" ="
said the young man whose father in
formed him that he must 60 to work.
RT- 1t takes fraction less than three
seconds for message to 60 from one
end of the Atlantic cable to the other.
p9- The exports of breadstuffs for
June from this country fell off nearly
S1O,OOO,OOO, compared with June. '9S.
e9 Fear of what people will say has
a more religious effect on the world
than the fear of what the Lord will
think.
a9- The Klondike exhibit at the
Paris exposition next year will include
four tons of virgin gold, valued at ST.
100000.
aaF The man who cannot keep up
with the procession in this world,
must not expect to enjoy the music OF
the band.
aa- An Ohio judge has decided that
one cannot be prosecuted for forging a
document unless a revenue stamp is
affixed to it.
p@ J. P. Bryant, of Bardwell, KY,
is said to be the owner of the largest
strawberry patch in the world. 1t
covers 1,700 acres.
g9 Greenland has no cats. How
thankful the Greenlanders should be
Imagine cats in country where the
nights are six months long.
R9 A harmless lotion for removing
freckles is as follows: Lemon juice,
one ounce; powdered borax, one-half
dram sugar, one.half dram.
p9" The man who forgets great
deal that has happened has better
memory than he who remembers a
great deal that never happened.
a9" When a man makes up his mind
that he is a good man, he should be
ready to show others what he is good
for, remarks the n. o. Picayune.
p9r The London telegraph Office is
the biggest in the world. Over 5000
operators being employed, and up
wards of 10000 batteries being used.
B9" Many men imagine that the
world couldn't get along without
them but when they die the town in
which they lived experiences boom.
B6 There are about eighty distinct
tribes among the natives of the Philip
pines, says The Saturday Night, and
the Moros are the most bloodthirsty
savages known.
a@ The general opinion at Manila
is that large force will be required to
establish peace because it will be ne
cessary to garrison many places to pro-
tect peaceful natives.
a9" Usually, the greatest boasters
are the smallest workers. The deep
rivers pay larger tribute to the sea
than shallow brooks, and yet empty
themselves with less noise.
B6sn No one may marry more than
five times in Russia, and after reach
ing the age of 80, the gay and festive
widower and the frolicsome widow are
barred by the statute Of limitations.
s@- "I expect I'll be frightfully tan.
ned" she said. "I'm going to the sea-
shore" "I was frightfully tanned
Yesterday" broke in her small brother,
1T was out in the woodshed with
father"
B6" The wife of the American minis
ter and the Queen Regent in Madrid
have exchanged calls. The converse,
ton contained no reference to the late
nnnlaasantness other than 8 chance