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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-28

ONE MAY BE BLESSED WITH MANY OF
~ the Injuries Of this life but these do not al
ways bring happiness Nothing can take the
place Of good health and beneath the fine at
tire and the general make up of fine lady or
gentleman disease may Turk just the same as
beyond the more modest attire of the working
man or woman. No one is proof against
s. STOMACH DISORDER - There are so very
many Conditions that may give rise to disor-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-28
Bill No. 3o4-Conhrmation Sewer
!. No. AZ.


7. AN ORDINANCE CONFIRMING THE
assessment set forth In rhe assessment
list as corrected by the board of equaliza-
ton of Salt Lake City. upon the lots and
parts of lots on the north side of Third
South street. from a point 1915 rods east
of Second East street, running thence east
20 q point 5 rods east Of Fifth East street.
within sewer district No. /. Salt Lake
sewer lateral along said portion of said
street. 49, 5sf@ss
4 Be it ordained by the city council of Salt
Lake City state of Utah.
Section /. That the assessment list
made by the city treasurer of Salt Lake
City, as corrected, approved and complet-
ed by the board Of equalization (hereto-
fore duly appointed By the city council for
that purpose) of the property abutting on
the north side of Third South street, from
al point 1873 rods east of Second East
street, running thence east to a point )
rods east Of Fifth East street. within
sewer district No I, Salt Lake City, for
the purpose of laying a sewer lateral
along said portion Of said street, is hereby
confirmed and that the assessments made
and returned in said completed list are
hereby confirmed. "a
+ Section 9 This ordinance shall be in
force from and after its approval.
City, state Of Utah, September 18th. 1893.
and referred to the mayor for his ap-
5seai.5 G.. H. BACKMAN. sss
Approved this 9th day Of september,
S JOHN CLARK. Mayor.
State Of Utah, City and County Of Salt
Lake, S.:
/. G. II. Backman, city recorder Of Salt.
Lake City, State of Utah, do hereby cer-
tify that the above and foregoing is a
full. true and correct copy Of an ordinance
entitled, An ordinance confirming the
assessment set forth in the assessment
list as corrected by the board of equaliza-
ton of Salt Lake City, upon the lots and
parts of lots on the north side of Third
South street from a point 1919 rods east of
Second East street. running thence east
to point rods east of Fifth East street,
within Sewer district No. l, Salt Lake
City, Utah, for the purpose Of laying a
sewer lateral along said portion of said
street" Passed by the city council of
Salt Lake City. Sept. 18th. 1859. and ap-
proved by the mayor Sept. 9th. 1899. as
appears of record in my office.
In witness whereof ] have hereunto set
my hand and affixed the corporate seal of
said city, this 9th day OF September A.
d. 1899.
(SealJ G. H. BACKMAN,
Bill No s04
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-28

IN THE DISTRICT COURT. Pro-
bate division. in and for Salt Lake conn
ty, state Of Utah. In the matter Of the
estate of Lucy Lee Evans deceased No
tice.-The petition OF Catherine Lee RAJ
leigh. Administrative of the estate .of
Lucy Lee Evsns. deceased. praying for
the settlement of final account OF said
administrators and fornthe summary dis
tribution of the residue OF said eSgats %
the persons entitled has been set for
hearing on Wednesday: me fourth day OF
October. Al. d. 1899, at $50. O'Clock a. me-
at the county court house. IN the court
room OF said COURT iii Salt Lake City,
Salt Lake county, Utah.
Witness the clerk of said court
with the seal thereof affixed ehis
(SeaD 23rd day Of Sept. a, y. 1893
DAVID C. DUNBAR Clerk.
By GEO. +. BLAIR. Deputy Clerk.
Wilson & Smith. Attorneys. q
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-28

IN THE DISTRICT COURT. PRO-
bate division, FIJI and for Salt Lake county,
state Of Utah. In the matter OF the es-
tate Of John Sch0field deceased Notice.
The petition OF Amelia j. Reynold pray
Of letters Of administration in the estate
Of John Sch0fieid, deceased, has been set
for hearing on Wednesday the 4th day
Of October A. ID. 1895 at $3.50 o'clock a. m.
at the county court house. In the court
room of said COURT iii Salt Lake City,
Salt. Lake county, Utah.
Witness the clerk OF said court.
(SealJ with the seal thereof affixed. this
22nd day of September. A. D. 1888.
~ DAVID @. DUNBAR. Clerk
BY GEO E. BLAIR Deputy Clerk.
J. I'll. Moyle. Attorney
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PROBATE AND GUARD
IANSEIP NOTICES.
Consult County Clerk or the Respect
i've Signers for Further Information.

IN THE DISTRICT COURT. PRO
bate division, in and for Salt Lake coun-
~, state OF Utah. In the matter of the
estate of Marcus Streibic. deceased. No.
tlce.-The petition Of Lizzie Streibic pray
ing for the Issuance to herself OK letters
or administration in the estate 0f Marcus
Streihtc. deceased. has been set for hear
ing on Wednesday. the 18th day Of Octo-
the county court house. ri the court room
OF said court in Salt Lake CITY. Sall Lake
county, Utah.
Witness the clerk of said court,
tSeaD with the seal thereof Affixed. this
End day Of September. A. ID. 1889.
DAVID C. DUNBAR, C>erk.
BY GEO. L. BLAIR, Deputy Clerk Z
z. D. r. Thompson. Attorney.
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IN THE DISTRICT COURT. PRO-
state OF Utah. In the matter of the -
tate Of Fredonia Himmah. commonly
called Minnie Himmah. DECEASED.
NOTES.-The petition Of James H..
Bacon. praying for the admission
10 probate of "a certain docu-
ment, purporting to be re last will and
testament of F'redonia Himman, common
~ called Minnie HImmah. deceased. and
fo- the granting or letters testaTneniary
TO James II. Bacon. has been set Tor near
ing on Wednesday. the 4th day Of OcTo3sfe
A. ID. 1853, at $50 u clock III n.,e e Al the
county court house. in the court room 81
said court. in Salt Lake City. salt Lax e
county. Utah
Witness the clerk OF said eour
(SeaD with the seal thereof affixed. TINS
END day of September. A. ~ 1889.
DAVID c. DUNBAR. Clerk.
BY GEO. E.. BLAIR. Deputy Easrk
Zane q Rogers, Attorneys.
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Bond Quotations.

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Iowa Cent. lists. lis Wabash lists .ll51a
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The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
SHEEP AND THEIR CARE.

Fifty sheep make good flock to keep
together.
Sheep kept on wooden floors will have
ill-shaped hoofs.
Salt the sheep regularly, and not in
too large doses.
If the eve has weak points select a
ram that is strong in those points.
Breeding ewes ought to be kept by
themselves, so that they may not be
under any unnecessary excitement.
If eve has a weak lamb, be sure to
put her and her lamb where the lamb
cannot be harmed by'stronger ones.
Would you cross the Shropshire on
thoroughbred Merinos? asks a CORE
spondent. No. We would breed one
or the other straight.-Western Plow-
man.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28

Is desired he is rushed to the stem of
The pen, and he will run his head
through the crack in sight, but he will
get no farther through than up to his
front feet. Just his head will be out.
whereupon the lever CO. is pushed down
firmly, securing the head, and pin (A)
IS put into hole in the post above the
lever, which holds it in place. Then the
ringing man simply puts the ring in the
nose, the hog exerting every effort to
release himself.
d shows line of holes in the post for
Hhe wood or iron pin (A), thus enabling
one to adjust the crack to suit any size
of hog. When the ring is put in the
ictim may be turned out by lifting up
The lever. Now for the next one!
I invented this device year or two
ago, and now you can see one on nearly
very farm where hogs are raised.-De
Nit c. King, in Country Gentleman.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
Parsnips for Dairy Cows.

There is no better root for COWS than
the parsnip. 1t has the advantage that
part of the crop may, if need be. be
wintered in the ground where it has
grown. The parsnip, unlike the beet,
makes rich milk. 1t is equal to the
carrot in this respect, and undoubtedly,
like that root, helps to color winter
made butter. Parsnips are favorite
winter feed of Jersey and Guernsey
farmers, who by its use have been able
to breed cows whose high butter color
has become hereditary in these breeds.
No doubt the parsnip feeding is in part
responsible for the color of Jersey but.
ter.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
sUBsoILING PAYS.
1t Increases the Storage Capacity Of
the Soil and Promotes the
Growth of Crops.

Under all circumstances it should be
the farmers aim to conserve the moist
ure in the soil-in the arid regions to
reduce as much as possible the labor
and expense of irrigation, and in humid
regions to protect crops against
droughts. Various means may be en-
ployed for the purpose of conserving
and economizing the moisture supply
of soils. Subsoiling is one of the most
important of these means. Several of
the stations have made careful studies
of the influence of subsoiling on soil
moisture. The Wisconsin station de-
scribes this influence substantially as
follows: Subsoiling a. increases the
storage capacity of the soil for moist
ure, and (2) increases the rate at which
water will sink into the soil, but (3)
decreases the rate at which it may be
brought back to the surface. Subsoil
ing also increases the amount of moist
ure available to crops, since PLANTS are
capable of utilizing a large proportion
of the moisture present in loose and
coarse-grained soils than of that in
ine-grained and compact soils. AS re-
CARDS the best method of subsoiling,
report of the Wisconsin station states:
"Subsoiling to be most effective
should be done in such a way as to
leave the soil loose, much as the stub
BILE pillow leaves it. To accomplish this
much will depend upon the character
of the tool and more upon the condi-
ton of the soil when the work is done.
If the soil is to be so wet as to be
plastic when the blowing is done, then
the effect of the subsoil pillow will be
to wedge the portions of the soil, (which
are heavily pressed, into an even more
compact and close texture than before,
and thus develop condition the op-
posite of that sought. To simply form
a long groove or channel in the subsoil
by wedging the dirt aside gives little
aid in the direction sought. Such
work, then, if done at all, should be
done when the subsoil itself is dry
enough, and this is most likely to &C.
cur in the fall after the crop of the
season has withdrawn the moist
ure from it. Subsoiling late, too, leaves
no time for the soil to lose it's open
texture before the rains to be stored
reach it,
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28

Sugar beets have been found one of
the best things that can be fed to hogs.
They are rich in sugar, which is changed
into fat, and besides this contains min
erai matters of use in building up the
frame of the animal. In Nebraska it
has been found that beef-fed pigs need
but little corn to make thrifty
growth, and that herds fed regular
ration of beets grow to larger size at
the same age than those fed almost
wholly on corn, while they are less liz
able to the attacks of disease.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
LOST FAITH IN HIS TAILOR.
4 Gentleman of the Old school
Whose Clothes Were q Tribe
Too Loud.

Col. Tarker is a staid old West side citi-
zen who has made q fortune in land. He il
an aristocrat of the old southern school,
courtly and impressive. His collars are
made in the fashion Of so years ago, and his
neckties the same. Withal the colonel is
what New Englanders call "a bit near" He
has his clothes made by cheap tailor. They
are always a modest, respectable black of r.
markable pattern and fit. But they suit the
colonel. One day last week he walked over
to visit his daughter living on Prairie av'
enue:
What makes you look at me so serious
ly?" he asked, presently. guiltily self-con-
scious.
"Why, father. what have you been doing
Nothing, daughter, nothing. IL have
on q new suit of clothes"
Sure enough, the colonel had on 4 new suit
of clothes. The effect was gorgeous and
very tight and triAe short The coat was
. short blue frock, notified with dark red.
He wore cheap red tie. The righteousness
of the situation finally overcome the
daughters gravity, and she laughed until
she cried.
"Tn heavens name, father, where did you
get those clothes?" she asked, at last.
were stylish, and the cloth came cheap, and
IL said :! wasn't particular, you know;
never am"
The mild and dignified old gentleman had
transformed himself into a comic valentine
without knowing it. His faith in Wartz is
now somewhat shaken, and he has donned
an old suit.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Soakington-"T think am good Judge
of whisky" Boozington-"Oh, no, you are
not judge; you are All advocate at the bar"
Town Topics.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
UNITING COLONIES.
An Apiarist of National ReputH ton
Describes How He Performs
the Delicate Task.

. AS it may be necessary to double up
some colonies this spring we give the
method followed by Doolittle, the New
York apiarist, in Gleanings:
For two or three colonies make
box that will hold IL quarts; for
larger colonies one that will hold at
least 20 quarts. One side must be of
wire cloth, nailed on. The other side
should consist of wire cloth nailed to a
light frame so it can be easily removed.
A funnel is put into a hole in the top
of the box. Blow little smoke into
the first hive and pound on the top with
the fist, then treat in like manner the
others in succession. In five minutes
from pounding the first hive, the bees
will be filled with honey. Shake the
bees into the funnel, caging the queen
when found. A cloth in the funnel
when not in use keeps the bees in.
Bump the box down so as to shake the
bees on the bottom, remove the funnel
and cover the hole. Mix the bees thor
oughly by shaking and tumbling the
box. Bump it down again and drop
into the hole Gagged queen. having the
cage suspended by a wire hooked over
the top of the outside of the box. Have
candy enough in the case. Strong col
onies will begin breeding this month
in all ATTITUDES ranging from 40 to 46
deureeS
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
Keeping the Udder. clean.

Unless great care is observed much
iirt will get into the milk at milking
time. One of the easiest ways to keep
the cows clean I have found is to cut
the hair off the udder and around it
with small pair of BARRIERS clippers.
1t is much pleasanter to milk to have
this hair out of the way, and it also
removes the greatest harbor for dirt
aud filth. Then if any dirt becomes
attached to the udder or teats it is q
very easy matter to wash it off and
dry it without having a lot of dirty
water remain to drip into the Pail.
which is the case when the hair is thick
and long.-National Stockman.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28

cut shows a better plan. One stout
stake is set firmly in perpendicular po-
sition, where it has strength to support
any weight. It is braced from each side
by shorter stakes, which are spiked to
the upright. These support the rails.
the whole being firmly held in place by
a binding of plain fence wire that is
now so Inexpensive. Such fence can
not settle. be pressed over to either
side, nor pulled apart. 1t has to ''stay
where you put it."-Orange Judd Farm.
er
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
An Excellent Combination.

The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the well known remedy,
SYRUP OF FIGS, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP Co.. illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. IL
is the one perfect strengthening laxa-
tive, cleansing the system cffectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per-
manently. Its perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and sub.
stance, and it's acting on the kidneys.
liver and bowels. without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
laxative.
In the process of manufacturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to tho
taste, but the medicinal qualities of the
remedy are obtained from SIENNA and
other aromatic plants. by a method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and to avoid limitations. please.
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front of every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL
LOUISVILLE. ky. NEW YORK. n. z.
For sale by all Druggists. Price SOC. per bottle
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HOG-RINGING DEVICE.
A Pen That Will Enable Anyone to
Get the Rings In with But
Little Trouble.

Although putting rings in the noses
of hogs to prevent them from roofing
is regarded by some as contrary to nat
ural laws, it is practiced nevertheless.
and the 'ringing-pen" here shown Will
enable anyone to get the rings in with
but little trouble.
The fence is made of oak or pine
planks, which, are nailed on close
enough together to prevent the escape
of the smaller hogs. Hogs for ringing
IRE driven into the pen, and when one
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
His Advice.

'And what" asked the literary aspi'
rant, would be your advice to a young
poet?"
''Well, if he's mercenary," replied
the elder scribe, std advise him to take
the money he intends to spend for post
age stamps and buy lottery tickets. He
would have some chance to make for.
tune."-Puck.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28

Wise PrecauttOn.
Jamser-What a wonderfully old
man De Tanque is for man who has
always been a drunkard.
Flamser-He is somewhat advanced
in years, but the cause of it is plain.
Jamser-I don't see it.
Flamser-They're afraid to admit
him to the next world for fear he'll
swallow all the spirits.-Harlem Life
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
Working for Money.

"What!" exclaimed the surprised
traveller in Florida; ''you want me to
pay three dollars for riding half a mile
in your carriage?"
Certainly" replied the native, with
eyes wide open; Eyer don't think I'm
like you other jays-down here for my
health, do yer?'-Yonkers Statesman.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
IMPROVED RAIL FENCE.
1t Cannot Settle, BE Pressed Over tn
Either Side, Nor Pulled Apart
Very Easily.

The plan of setting stakes X-fashion..
and of laying the rails in the angle be-
tween them, is unwise, for the reason
that the rail is not properly supported.
If the ground is soft the stakes are
pressed downward constantly. The
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
An Old AdaEe En- forced.

Dombey-How did you get that scar
on your forehead, Jones?
Jones-My wife and had an argu-
ment, and she obeyed that mean old
adage-strike while the iron is hot
Judge.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
A Slight Ohiection.

"What do you think of current fic-
tion?" asked the young woman who is
one of the officers in literary society.
Its all right" answered the young
man with the striped shirt. "Only !
can't help wishing they'd get more
imagination into the stories and less
in the weather report. "-Washingtop
Star.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
PeEginE Away.

. They say that if you peg away
INCREASINGLY with all your might
Twill be your lot to gain some day
A place upon some lofty height.
And yet know toiler who's
Been peggin' on for years, yet he
Has gained no height-he cobbleS shoes,
And still is at the foot-ah, me!
Chicago Daily News.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
Sensible Advice.

"Have you ever read the article on
how to tell bad egg?"
"No, haven't but my advice would
be, if you had anything important to
tell bad egg, why break it gently. -
Tit-Bits.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
Famfly Re.empIance.

Crimson beak-Owen Moore's son was
In to see me, to-day.
Yeast-Indeed! Doesn't he remind
you of his father?
Very much; he wanted to borrow
five dollars. ''-Yonkers Statesman.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
The Thing Most Needed.

The Thing Most Needed.
She-I hear he has more money than
brains.
He-Well, he needs it in his business
She-What is his business?
He-Looking for wife."-Puck.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
The difference Explained.

Mrs. Newlywed (timidly)-Is there
any difference, Bridget, between wash
ing soda and baking soda?
: Bridget-Sure an there's a dale of
difference. The vans the wan and the
ither's the ither.-Brooklyn Life.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
A Sign of the Season.

The breath of spring is in the air.
And forth there issues from his lair
With brushes and with color pots,
The man who makes unsightly blots
Upon the landscape far and near
To advertise Van Chump's Root Beer.
IN. Y. Journal.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28
Quite q HelD.

Mrs. Yeast-Do you think my visits
to your wife do her any good?
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-Oh, yes; she says
she always feels better after you've left
-YOnkers Statesman.
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Human Nature.

If people praised our virtues,
And our faults were all passed DER,
We'd get so darned conceited that
We would have friends no more.
Chicago Record.
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1ATsjntlzyinz f1%R1j1zsaaS 4
, His Inference.

Jumps-What is Newlywed Bigghedd
looking so glum about?
Bumps-Why, the gypsy fortune-tell-
er just told his wife that she would
have two husbands, and that the second
one would be very fine sort of a man.
Jumps-Ha! Ha! And Bigghedd
thinks that is reflection on him, I sup
pose?
Bumps-Oh, no! He thinks his wife
must have been married before, and
never told him.-Tit-Bits.
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He Can't FORGET.

"Northside says that he has no diff
ficulty in remembering the Maine,
said Mr.. Gaswell to Mr.. Dukane. "His
wife helps him."
"How sop
"She blows him up every night
Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-04-28

After eve has LANDED feed pretty
freely on oil meal, unless you have en-
silage or roots to feed.
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HI. Acknowledgement.

"You admit" said the judge, severely.
that you married these two women?"
81 did," said the unabashed bigamist.
They're my better two-thirds. Puck.