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A Slight Mistake.

He was trying to spread himself over
three seats in a Chene street car when
a hustler came along and seized him by
the knee and gave him a whirl which
not only faced him about but landed
him on hands and knees on the floor.
"W-whaz That fur??" stammered the
man as he picked himself up.
Il wanted n seat here, " was the reply.
SHAY" said the first, as a quiet smile
stole over his face, you thought l wash
ashleep, didn't youp"
"Yes."
THAT'S a horse on you an you owe
me policy"
well, | apologize"
"Zhas right-z6as right! Put'er there!
Been full fl most a week. You thought
| was asleep. Accused me wrongfulIy
an ;pologized like a gem'lan. All
right. Shake again! Perfect gem'lan
perfect gem'lan. "--Detrot Free Press.
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The Typewriter Invention.

A statistician has proven that the
invention of the typewriter has given
employment 10 100000 people, but he
fails to state how many cases of weak
stomachs it has induced. All people
OF sedentary occupation need Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters. 1t helps nature
to bear the strain which ensues from
confinement. 3Na
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Thc Cause CT Chappcd Hands.

Much of the discomfort experienced
from clapped hands in winter is caused
by washing with inferior soap, the ingre-
dents being highly injurious to tile skin.
1t is therefore important to have pure
soap be used in washing. tho hands they
NAV be kept clean and smooth at all sea-
sons. ELIZA II. PARKER.
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Hut the Goat D;dn,t Know

Memphis scimitar: "Oh, my daugh-
ter" to n little girl of 6, you should
not be frightened and run from the
goat. Don't you know you are a lit
lie Christian Scicntist?" "But, NAM
ma" (excitedly), "the billy goat
doesn't know it,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-12-23

The most costly leather in the world
is known to the trnde as piano lenther,
The secret of tanning is known only 10
one family Of tanners iii Germany. al
though the skins from which It is made
arc now shipped from America,
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earnestly.
"He-he Is very goodlooking,,' says Miss
Penelope at last. az though compelled to
maze the admission even against her will.
He IS a~bOminably handsome y says Miss
Priscilla, fiercely; after which she darts In
to her room and closes the door with q sub
ldued bang behind her.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-12-23

Wales was thus iiamed by tho Anglo.
Saxons.3 the word meaning tho land of
iolcigners.1 The native name Is Cam.
I;orla, or sthe country Of tho Kip,riLr
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-12-23

When the hiatt Is passed around In Tam
mnny a no ono Ia allowed to talk
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Servants on tn, Move,

ScrVNnts on the Move.
Life: "We keep three servant girls
said Mr.. Newlywed. Zone coming, one
going and one here"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-12-23

German civil engineers will erect .
monument in Berlin to the memory OF
DR.. Werner Won Siemens, the famous
electrician and inventor.
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49, nHeEHrT
There is more catarrll in this section of
the country than all other diseases put to-
Ee,her, and until the last few years was
supposed TO be incurable. For u great
many years doctors pronounced 1t a local
disease, and prescribed local remedies,
aud by constantly falling to cure with
local treatment. pronounced it incuraale.
Science has proved satarrh to be n constt-
tutional disease. and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure, MANUFACTURED by i. j. Cheney &
Co.. Toledo, Ohio. is the only constitu-
tional cure on the market. 1t il taken in
ternally in doses from 10 drops to a tea
spoonful. it acts directly upon The blood
aud mucous surfaces of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case It
fails TO cure. Send for circulars and tes-
timonialS. Address
+. j. CHENEY & Co.
Toledo, Ohio. a
Sold by Druggists. 75 cents.
If you don't want to lose your good
name don't have it engraved on an UNI
brella.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
Real Estate Transfers.

Mary c. Gentry to Nlmrod Parrot.
500. part sec IS, tip. 10, range IA.
Nathan Overman to c. G. Fulghum
81 900, lot "A, Fountain City: also To-
z, block o; ais, land near herr
street, same place.
Chss. NJ. Wilson and wife eft al tt
Nimrod PARROT, $50. part sec. 20, Up
IA. range IA.
Elza j. Wilson and husband e
Luther Ehsson. $50. part sc. 20
township l6, rarge IA.
VIM. Miller ct al to Ellen Fortmap
$50, lot adjoining Milton.
c. E. Wiey and wife to w. A Rich
81 part see "a, tip 10, range L.
c. Z. Wiley, administrator estat
Louisa White, to w. A. Ri, h, $S5
part sec. "a, tip 10, range l.
| w. A. Rich and wife TO Marth
| Forbes, 5000, part sec "a. tp. 10
range |.
h. c. Cheesman and wife TO Fran
Sherry, $3.50, part sec. ,, tp. II, rang
II.
Cynthia Williams 70 Rebecca NJ
gee et al 81 and other considerations
part lot 6 Whitewat
| E. G., Hibberd and J B. Dougar
assignees Mather Bros. TO Ruth Hunt
81. lot l. Reynolds subdivision o
Railsbaek' addition: also part lot !
Newman's addition. Richmond.
John L. King aud wife TO Howar
q. Smith. So, 500. part sec. Il, tp. IL
| range IA.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
THE BUNCO G aME
Worked on Fair Sized Crowd at the
Phillips Last Night.

OF all the rank fakes that have ever
appear in this town, the slieeed show
at the Phillips last night was the rank
est; it was positively the worst that
ever happened and the police should
have stopped The show on account of
getting MONEY! under false pretens IS,
if for nothing else. The company as
tar as is known, is composed of three
or four m n and one man, the for
mer looking like the last rose of sum
mer. One of them posed as a magi-
clan and humorist, and as both she
coald not have been worse. The lat
ter part os sea show was unbeararle
and before the closing number, which
con sisted of cake W ak by ons of I c
damsels. the entire audience was il
an uproar and leaving the hall in dis
gust.
IL a book Is announced as bad il is
a good advertis emeIt for il, and peo-
pie will read it who would never have
otherwise touched it. This is the plan
this fake show goes on, and q good
sized crowd bit at the tunco game.
No such show however, sh, u d lie pc :
miited to pear in town.
While the how wa. bum" it wss
not as bum as the company wanted
to make it. The aggregation had beer
recommended to the local opera house
as . respectable enc, and when the
members came and wanted to pat or
something like the worlds fair mid
way the management of the Phillip:
sternly forbade anything improper
which accounted for the very br e.
and flat performance. That sort o.
show do-s not go" witL the Phillips
management.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24

Calamity croakers would do well TO
put the following ssocia;ed Pres
dispatch from Pittsburg in their pipes
ana smoke il:
The greatest wave If prosperity that
has swept over this city for year
struck Pittsburg thls weeks and shefr
-. in $50 ~ ~
~ - 1o "a round with idle men Every
MI, and factory ia overcro~ded VIII
orders and the manufacturers IN gen,
sral ara comp slled TO make extensive
arrangemen to supply the d. mand
Orders are being delayed ana custom
srs in foreign cities are piling in all
binds Of complaints and using every
naans possible to induce the maui
m.nrsrs to ship their orders first. Inc
"a; scturev say that never in the
story "a tbs gigantic iron and glass
senter Wee the demands for iron and
sass 30 great. Dealers are ens.ed
ugly anxious get their orders hlied
ara in many instances it is said are
offering better prices for material II
order to indu,e prompt shipment.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
PRISON.. Needed.

In Iceland there are no prlsolieis
and the inhabitants are so hohes' -
their habits that such material oe
fanses TO property as locks, bolts anu
hars are not required. Yet its history
for the past thousand years reco'us
no more than two thefts.
Of these two cases one was that OF
. native who was detected after steal
ing several sheep; hut as he had done
So 10 supply his family, who were SUI
for;ng for want of food, when he mao
broken his arm, provisions We're Iur,
nished TO them and work was Iouno
for him when he was able To do IT, an,
r,aanwbile he was placed under heu
icoI care: but the stigma attached Z
his crime was considered sufhcieh
punishment. u, nv
The other theft was mace ps
German. who stole seventeen sheel
Rnt as he was in comfortable circun
stances and the robbery was niaiieiou'
the sentence passed upon nm wa ",
that he should at once sell an ~
property.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24

the scenes of which are laid in ant
around tre New England country ans
New York CITY. The central figure
of course. is Isl Plunkari." a youns
Yankee notion paddier, which part ]:
looked after by Mr.. j. c. Lewis.
Some of the leading characters seer
my be mentioned: Dora Page. 9
Young country lass in love With s.;
Felix Smart, an inventive Dutchmar
Robert Denny, bogus stock speenla
tor: Ezra Page, an honest old farms
who does not understand speculation /;
Noses Wilton. a Hebrew money le' d
ar. and numer us country friends al
he Page family. The performance
Includes many specialize OF an orig
nal AMI novel character by eompa' y
comedians.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
SfoO R.warc, 500.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased TO learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure IN all its stages and
that is cafarrh. Halls Catarrb Cure
- the only positive cure now known TO
he medical fraternity Cafarrh being
constitutional disease, requires a con-
stitutional treatment. Halls Catar,
cere is taken internally. acting direct
" upon the blood and mucous eurfs ces
II the system thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, AID Civ us
the patient strength by building IN tb,
constitution and assisting nature in do
ne its work. The proprietors have 90
much faith in its curative powers that
hey offer One Hundred Dollars for
ny case that If fails to cure. Send for
list of testimonials.
Z. j. CHENEY d Co.,
Toledo, Ohio
ss Sold BY dru ,eists. zoe
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
OF Intere.t to Women

middle and the third finger are slight
ly curved away from the others. She
adds that the models in glove store
windows prove this and that though it
Is an affectation to hold the hands
thus. vet that the affectation should
be praetieed until naturalness is at
tanned. When these remarks are put
alongside her concluding remark, that
affectation betrays lack of breeding
and that where the little finger curves
too much ii proves that its parvenu
possessor is striving too wildly after
culture, the ethics become difficult.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
Tire Rsvaaes Of Grip.

That modern scourzRe. the grip.
poisons the air with its fatal germs, SO
tina. no horne is safe from Its ravages,
bat multitudes have found a sure pro-
lection against tuis dangerous mslady
In DIR Kings New Discovery. When
Won feel a soreress IN your bones and
muscles, have chi Is and fever, with
sore throat, pain in the beck of the
ne ad, catarrhal symptoms and stub
norm cough you may know you have
the Grin. and that you need DIR. King S
New Discovery. |. will promptly cure
the worst careh. heal the inhameo
membranes. kill the dlsease germs and
prevent the dreai led after effects OF
the malady. Price 30 cents and 81 10
Money back if not cured A trial bot
tie free at A. G. Lnken d Co.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24

Dutch fishermen make astonishing
catches by means of the following
very simple plan: They put number
of live worms and insects in a bottle
partially filled with water, and then
cork it securely The bottle is dropped
into the water, the fishermen sinking
his line alongside. 1t appears that the
sight of the wriggling contents of the
bottle so excites the appetite of the
fnny tribes that they fall easy victims
to the baited hooks.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
Is the Steam Locomotive Doemede

Men who know say that in the mex
ten years steam locomotives will dis
appear and electric motors will sup
plant them. They also say that with
the new motive power trains will rus
along at . minimum speed of 100 miles
an hour. This will prove blessinl
10 those who wish to go quickly from
one point 70 another, but no more SC
than Hostetter's Stomach BItters rs
proved blessing to those wne wish I,
go quickly from sickness to health.
rhe Bitters act ST once upon stubborn
cases OF dyspepsia. indigestion. bill
liousness and liver complaint. They
inprove the appetite. quiet the nerves.
and induce sound, refreshing sleep
The trial of = bottle will afford con-
yiueing proof. Sold at al drug stores.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
Carpet bargains tOmOr-
row. L. Nj. Jones Il Co
Prices own make of candies.

Tho stem. He Wanted to Take.
Not long ago a number of constables
were assembled at Scotland Yard. Lon
don. for the purpose of being examined
in matters relating to police duty pre-
vious to being appointed as sergeants.
The following question was asked a
candidate by a member of the examln-
ing board: You are on duty in the VI
cinity of a menagerie, and you are ins
formed that lion has broken loose
and is roaming about the streets. What
steps MoRlS Vow i = = -.
sssf!seY6fe. % The amusement or the
ct her pamhers of the board.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
Don't Experiment.

When grip attacks a person o
nervous temperament there is usual,
a great depression of spirits, the pa
tient Is plunged IN despair, and ~
amount of argument raullery ha'
any effect on his misery. The man o
woman whose nerves become SO shat
tered tha. it is torture to remain i
bed, and the night is passed III vali
attempt to get little sleep Is on lib
down eraie TO nerv )us prostration, IN
sanity and death. There is no tim
then to experiment with new and uf
tried remedies Neglect or delay II
this resp ct may prove fatal mis-
take.
DR.. Miles Nervine Is the best or al
medicines for the nerves, tired out an'
sleepless victim of the grip just as
is the best remedy for all other weak
uesses and disordei of the nervous
system. 1t attacks the minute germ
Of impurlty clustered in the blood an
thoroughly routs them out of ever
hidden cor er of the body.
Il was extremely nervous, and al
hough ooetored with several pbys'
c ans couid not gain strength. My
nerves bee me so eompl teiy un trur !
that could scarcely sleep Mt all, ana
I thought should surely die.
began king Di Nils Nervine AND
IN lees than week = as feeling vers
much better, After taking six bottle
| was compIetcly restored 10 health. ,
C. L HACKETr. Green, y. -
A trssl x.s~asesaofuflrs 'fzsin'
Ijf-I}r. Miles Nervine, DR.. Miles Anti
Pain Pills and DR.. Mi es Nerve an
Liver Pills. wi be sent absolutely TRES
of cost TO any person sending name
and address on postal card, reques.
ing the sample, aud mentioning ,h'
name of this paper. Address DIR. Mics
Medical Co Eikhart. lud.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
The Nj dern W v

,ommends itself to the we'll informe d,
to do pleasantly and effeetually what
was formerly done in the erndest man-
ner and disagreeably as well. To
cleanse the system snd break up colds
headaches, and fevers without unpleas-
snt after effects, use the delightful
LIQUID laxative remedy, Syrup OF Figs
Made by California Fig Syrup Co.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
COURAGE OF A coWeoY.
r.. swung Himself and His Her>e over
y~xuinx Chasm with = Rope.

y~xn,n< Chasm with Rope.
.SneaSin- of the daredevil char
...srsssies IF western cowboys. said
an old plainSnan, Il recall al ~,
tura that might have proved Iatai "
myself and a man named Henry ou'
for the great presence or Iniha uisp
ed in an emergency by my coon neAae =.
companion. The incident happeheu ~
Montana some years ago We "sIe
,ra~s1tny along a narrow trail on the
bor,sar ~ he tsrande Ronde river wnen
we suddenly came TO landshae tnas
was about twenty-five feet across AM
lafr no trail in the smooth, pFeepitoos
rock The tra.l was so Narrow
on- ,rrses could not turn back anu
r,.al.zfng that il would be folly 10 eA-
r.e..t the animals TO jump the caas ,
ir looked as though we We're uappeu
Rut directly above the twenty -h'e
g.. hr..at in the trail there was huge
rock which was split in the centre,
Henry saw tn crack in the rock anu
having n strong RATA seventy feet ioAis
~, his Sas1,,le swung the rope over nis
head and .aen hurled 1t high IN the
air Being an expert in the use OF INC
rata il went true TO the marx anu "as
soon firmly liked in the creNice III ING
rock. na+ ha
..V-hila I was wondering what ne
nos goinc 10 90 with the rope he took
! In the slack and wound II around Tue
! horn of his saddle. which was very
strong and supplied with oouo,e
| ciuches. Then h. urged his morse ~
the edge of the precipice-
/ THE faithful beast stood nfih- ~
,~o,,ld not step over. but Henry asali
rev mn the slack and pulled WIN al
MIGHT Inch by inch he ore" tn'
strsining horse forward till his Tee
: slinned and he swung over the ya~h
tho chasm. For moment h.ao ~
I breath and shut my eyes, eApeS'' =.
e Ia hear the slender rope snap anu -
I burden disappear into the raging tive
below. - ba ha
when / did open nay eyes ne Ia
swung across the gap ana, aislhou l
ing he backed up the tran anu 'usSe
he ar the refns to aid the horse Ia galnin
OF MS feet. He pulled hard ana tue an ~
d. NAL lunced up into the tran. Win u
chasm far behind
:, afa on the other side. Henry Ut *
a. mo 10 make the perilous trip III u
u same way as he had done For sou
Gu time I couldn't muster up the heee
mt sarv courage. but at last. when re'
ed TOD that there was no other way
continuing the journey. L cohseh'su =.
he swing myself across the chasm. All
h. landing on the other side Henry
,1,rnad for nv horse and having sWu
The beast safety across the saP,
rode away and left the rope uahs u
lily for the use of the next waylare' y"
ore CHANGED TO come that way
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24

The messages between Milan and
Switzerland, by way of the Simplon
pass, pass over a telegraph line with
stone poles This line runs along the
fine military road which skirts the west
side of lake Maggiore. The poles are OF
gray granite. and average about 10
inches square and 25 feet high. They
are in use for a distance of 80 or 40
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24

The Spaniards are not the most
medieval of races. The Svanthians. who
live in the inaccessible mountain range
between the Black and Caspian seas,
are probably the LATEST people in the
world. They have made no advance
toward civilization in $500 years. 1t is
their iuvariable ruie to observe holi-
DAYS four times a week, with saints
DAYS as extras.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
A Great Qneen.

Upon a BEAUTIFUL obelisk in temple
at Karnak, Egypt, are inscribed the
names and cartouche of Queen Hat
shepsu, daughter Of Thothmes |. Oh. c.
1900, the woman who raised Egypt to
the pinnacle of It's highest greatness
and made Thebes as a capital more
glorious than Babylon or Nineveh. Her
reign lasted twenty-one years, and was
memorable for the energy of her ad-
min1stration and the prosperity of her
people.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
RELIEF FROM PAIN.
Women Everywhere Express them
Gratitude TO Mrs Pinkham-


hrs. T. A. WALDEN. Gibson. Ga. ~ffes'
..DEAg MRs. PISKHAA:-Before tax
ing Your medicine, life Was onroen
to me. I never saw . well day Az
NV monthly period 1 suffered untold
misery, and a great deal of the time l
was troubled with severe pain IN nay
side. Before finishing the first bottle
Of YOUR Vegetable Compound l could
tell il was doing me good continued
it's use, also used the Liver Pills and
Sentative Wash, and have been greatly
helped. / would like to have you use
nv letter for the benefit OF others
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
W 9. BATES, riansfieid, La. writes

before writing to YOU suffered
d-sadfully from painful menstrual
,;on leucorrhaa and sore feeling IN
the lower part of the bowels Now my
t-;anas want to know what makes me
- 50 we'll. / do not hesitate one MIN
IN telling them what has brought
about this great change l eahno.
praise Lydia E. Pinkham a .o..
Compound enough 1t IS the Creates
remedy of the age.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
r.,.r saui< for ship.

4 nroeess has been discovered by
~bfcb sails OF vessels OF all kinds can
be made out OF paper pulp, and 1t Is
claimed that they serve quite as wei
a. canvas. and are very much cheaper.
They swell ard Zap in the wind like
The genuine old-fashioned article. and
sc Snnnosed TO be untearable.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24

American humor is seldom appre-
esared in England Perhaps that is why
a couple of English custom house IN
sfectors who recently seized ana con-
demned as decayeG two cases OF mans
consigned to a London firm from Ne"
York did not relish the joke implied
in the marking on the outside OF the
boxes. "Nosegay Brand"
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24

Commodore Bob Evans. the fighting
commander of the battle ship Iowa
during the late war, declared in an in
terview at Hamilton. Ohio, yesterday.
that Admiral Dewey is wool dyed
RepHb cam
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24

The so-ealled reformers did not cut
much of q figure in tn Cincinnati
primarit 1t is clsim I'd that George
Cox made the nominations, and it is
admitted that they are good ones.
Richmond daily palladium. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1876-1904, 1899-02-24
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY "a. 1919

The proposition to spend $l2O, 200
for a new state asylum AT olcn bus il
not worthy of consideration and the
lie ,:slatnro should not waste it's time
on the bill.