The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-12-03

I alone in a wathermillion patch? There
wud be no wathermillions mkt day
wud there? Wen, be the same token
if mesilf an a few lads had the OPP
portunity faith there'd be a big ray
duction in the Orange population"
The colored walters by this time had
removed the dishes. Terrence raped
for order and the postprandial exer-
cises began.
AIRY, the Englishman, toasted
Queen Victoria; Donald the Scotch
man, Bobby Burns: Sven the
Swede, King Oscar" of Sweden" or
as Sven called him, Horsecar; Hans,
the Dutchman, had a few appropriate
words to say about Wilhelm der
grade und der dree dimes" and Ter
renee became eloquent over the mem
cries of Brian Boru, Robert Emmett
and '9S."
'Whan I cam frae Argyle" said
Donald, Il said Donald ye're ava frae
the auld croft. Be the guide son to
Uncle Sam an I am. But whan in a
far ava Ian tbs nae treason to say,
Here's to Bobby Burns, God bless
him!" and as Donald sat down every
one present reverently said Amen. !"
AIRY toasted the queen in his usual
hearty, brusque and clustering man
ner Ere's to the queen hof hold
Hingland hand Scotland, hand also hof
Hireland by the grice hof a big stand
ing harmy. My she live ha undred
years, hand to see the Hanglo-Saxon
hentente become a reality hin han hal
lance with the United Sites. Hand
here's to Halbert Hedward, too, 'eaven
bless them both" and AIRY started to
sing God Save the Queen" when Ter
renee ruled him out of order.
40 6roa
Dimes" said Hans. Ven 1 dink uf
him und uf der fadderland, up in der
air, my hat 1 gift some drowings In
der words uf der song uf Hoch der
Kaiser ter much dey say, der French
dey don't amount to- Wilhelm vii Won
day again cross der Rhine und annex
alton der Frenchmen."
Hans in his enthusiasm for Pan
Germania was about to keep on be-
yond the limits of his time when Ter
renee raped for order. cut it out
Hans" he said, cut it out. Faith we
have enough av the expansion problem
in this country widdout gOin' into the
abstract raylaytions av expansion from
a Dutch standpoint with the kaiser
sittin' on the back aY President Lou
bert an poundin' the divvil out av
him. But whisper Hans, can We ex-
plain to me. how, whin two Dutchmin
get together. they are prohibitionists? ?"
Hans give it up. When they are
Teutonics, said Terrence. Terrence
after the manner of London Punch
had to draw diagram of the joke and
everybody laughed when they saw the
point.
Swen's toast to King Oscar was
pointed an pithy. Here it is: "Hae
ban king vor long time right away, en-
dar navvar ban battar fallar on trone
Haze ban always guide Swaddish mon
en- bay da sam token es Terry say,
may haze live ia brang Sweden oop bay
da great powers like da United
Shades"
Terrence spoke last and toasted
King Brian and Robert Emmett with
vim and patriotic enthusiasm.
The green, the green is the color of
the true.
Wen back it aginst the orange an set
it Ger the blue.
The day is fast approachin' whin ould
OireIand will be free,
An We'll come back to our own agin
from far across the sea.
The wathers az the Emrald isle II run
red wild English gore,
AS it ran red wild the Danelanders in
the brave days of yore.
The mimry av Brian an Of Emmett
true an bold
Will always live in Oirish hear-rts that
niver can grow cold.