The Wadsworth dispatch. [volume] (Wadsworth, Nev.) 1892-1899, 1899-03-15

Whereabouts wants calamity howlers
lynched. The world do move.
"This is a horse on me-" az the can
ned meat magnate remarked when he
heard OF the latest suggestions in con
nection with the meat furnished to the
soldiers.-Ex.
We have had several To- storms this
week bur a few more would do no harm
although the supply will be abundant
for agricultural purposes. The miners
can stand all they can get.
j. A. Goldie, wife and boy, lett for
Rockburn. Canada, Saturday morning.
Mrs. Goldie will make an extended visit,
but Mr.. Goldie's interests will not per-
nit him to stay away long.
Dutch Henry was in town Monday.
He SAYS "A Carson Legislature is like
a Saltwater Grand Jury neither ever
do anything good but get swelled heads
over their importance as they see it,"
While Mrs. Taylor OF the New York
Political Purity Society was reading IA
paper before the society her bonnet took
lire from II gas jet and the bulk OF it was
destroyed. 1t was on straight at the
time.
Mr. Enright OF the carpet cleaning
III. ~. t. .L. 49,. 80 tRt tI..
experiment OF "driving "a we'll" A.
sharp steel point with strainer to which
pipe is connected MS depth is reached is
the apparatus used. Ii the experiment
is successful others will Try it.
Easter falls this year on April End. II
is always the first sunday after the full
moon which happens ON or after the
2lst day OF March and il the full moo
happens upon Il Sunday, Easter is the
Sunday after. 1t may occur "a early AZ
March %, or AS late as April %.
o. Lonkey of Verdi was here Saturday
morning, says the Reno Gazette. MIR.
Lonkey has just returned from the
Sandwich Islands He says the winter
is hot and dry in the islands, and that
heyan see II big improvement in n bus
mess way, since his visit five years ago.
Real estate Is advancing rapidly.
Mrs. f. q. Wright and Mrs: W. G..
Snggs oi Ogden are stopping at the
Busch hotel, Mrs. Wright has engaged
Herbert Mcmillan TO bring suit against
the order named Brotherhood of Rail
Road Trainmen. to recover insurance
money on IA poliry which her husband
held at the time OF his death Winnie
mucca Silver State.
For SALE.-A second hand high arm
sewing machine in good order, SIS.
Enquire at this office.
At the performance of "Fanst' in
Cork, Ireland, the gentleman who en-
acted t,e part OF MephiStopheles was so
stout Il at the trap door Was o small
to permit his decent to the Internal re-
gions, aud all OF his person above the
the waist was sill visible over the stage.
One OF the gallery gods, noticing his
dilemma, exclaimed, "Begorra, the
place is fnll.'
There is no business quite so legili-
mate as mining, rightly says Judge
Goodwin. In other occupations when
men obtain money they have 10 20 down
into the pockets OF other men 10 get it.
They may give full value for it, bnt after
ell it 10 only \ swap" When they
take 1t from the ground il is a creation,
and blesses not only him who receives
it, u all the world.
At q meeting OF the Fraternal Gene
tary Association Trustees the following
officers were elected to serve this wear
n. A. Hummel. President: q. A. Mac
pherson. Sec,Y and Treasurer; Z. IT,.
Bastian Superintendent. Provision was
needed improvements on the hearse
building. Changes in certain rules will
be referred TO the lodges. Arrange
ments will be made to secure wafer in
plenty as soon as the new water system
is constructed.
desire to attest the merits OF Cham.
berlain's Cough Remedy as one OF the
most valuable and efficient preparations
on the market. 1t broke an exceeding
|, dangerous cough for me in u hours,
and in gratitude therefor, | desire TO in
form You that | will never he without it.
and you should feel proud of the high