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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-10-07
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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-10-07
A BURGLARY AT ALTOONA.
Robbers succeed in Getting Ava.
With several Hundred Dollars

Altoona, Oct 1.-Altoona Was the
scene of another burglary Thursday
night, the worst in the history Of the
town. Professional burglars pried the
front door of Shaffers drug store open
and burglarized his safe The outer
door was opened by punching the lock
off and joting the bolts back With a
sledge. The inner door was blown off
md the safe completely wrecked By a
tremendous explosion which shattered
The glass in the entire front of the
building. The inner door was blown
across the room and played havoc With
the paints. The jawelry counter and
show case was demolished, as was the
ntire front of the store.
The safe contained something like
sfoo worth of jeweiry and something
Ike $500 in money and checks M.
Shaffer says that of this amount nearly
500 was cash. The notes and cheens
nay be saved. bur the cash and jsWslrs
5 gone. The safe and contents We're IN
sured. but the other damage is com
3leta loss, the glass front alone belng
worth $50. The entire damage ) rough.
llv estimated by Mr.. Shaffet at abaii1
| $1,000 with Insurance amounting tc
possibly SEQ.
At the bank building the entranc.
vas gained by forcing the lock on the
front door. Here the combination Was
broken off the safe door, but for some
reason the job was abandoned. POSI-
| bly, the explosion across the street de-
i cided the burglars that ii was not wise
TO ta.ry,s as several parties Mere awaS-
ened by the noise, which occurred al
4 a.1S Jpnctp,asta,. Ioerd,ta ,yar I'M pnf
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-10-07
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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-10-07
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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-10-07
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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-10-07

FOR sALE-R RESIDENCE Jos SOUTH
Second avenue. Also family horse. A. n
Parrett.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
A Fountain Of Ants.

The house I was then occupying was
a bungalow, and, as is the case with
many bungalows, the inner walls were
constructed of merely sun dried bricks,
and in the recesses of one wall col
ony Of white ants had established a
nest. It was evening. heard behind
me buzzing sound. turned, and
from hole near the bottom Of the wall
I beheld fountain Of young white
ants ascending: They reached the cell
ing, and then the descent commenced
They alighted by thousands ON the Ia
Bile and there shook off their WINGS In
a few minutes the cloth. the plates, the
glasses, even the lamp shades, were
covered: with the little white feeble
crawling creatures. The fountain Of
ants confirmed to paay for at least ten
minutes. When, next mmning, the
floor was swept, the wings that the
ants had shaken off filed large has
ket. What became Of the ants them
selves I cannot sHy-"Haunts and
Hobbies Of an Indian Official"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
He vaa A. Little Bit Close.

''The meanest man l ever knew, ~
said tho short passenger, ''was fellow
who got football and painted it to
look like a watermelon. Then during
the summer months he kept it conspic-
uously displayed in his back yard and
amused himself setting a savage bull
dog on hungry people who happened to
take fancy to the bogus melon
'sHe certainly had his mean points, .
said the tall passenger. "but know a
fellow who could give him a discount
and then beat him at his own game.
I was in restaurant once where this
fellow was getting his dinner. After
he had finished he called the waiter
who had served him and asked:
How much do you get for tip as
a.ruley r..
1.-THE walters eyes sparkled He rub
bed his hands together and replied:
Well, sab, we ginauy gifts at least q
quatah, but sometimes nice, genteel,
prosperous lnokin germans like you
gives us so cents
Then what did this fellpw do but
put on bis hat and say:
Thanks. merely wanted to know
! how much was going to be ahead by
not. giving you anything. Chicago
News.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
VIM. PFAENDER.

State nte of Ainn n' IS. In Probate Court
Special Term. May 18th 1899.
In the Matter of the estate of Henry p.
Crone, deceased.
Letters Parliamentary on the estate of
Henry r. Crone, deceased, late of the
county OF Brown and State of Minnesota
being granted to Helena Crone;
1t is ordered, That six months be and
the same is hereby allowed from and after
the date OF this order, in which all persons
having claims or demands against the
said deceased are required to file the same
IN the Probate Court of said County for
examination and allowance, or be forever
barred.
It Is Further Ordered, That the first Mon
day inDecemberA.D.1 1899. at 10 o'clockA. NJ.
at general Term of said Probate Court
TO be held at the Probate Office in the
Court House in the City of New Ulm, in
said County, be and the same herebyis
appointed as the time and place when and
where the said Probate Court will exam
Inc and adjust said claims and dem nds:
And 1t Is Further ordered, That notice
OF such hearing be given to all creditors
and persons interested in said estate by
forthwith publishing this order once in
each week for three successive weeks in
the New Ulnl Review, a weekly newspa-
said County. :
Dated at New Ulm, Mimi, the 18th day
of May A. y. 1899.
By the Court, PA
"a. GEORGE,
(Seal) Judge Of Probate,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
TRAPDOOR SPIDERS.
The Curious Nests That These Inge-
NOUS Insects Construct

The Curious Nests That These Inge-
NOUS Insects Construct.
A curious species of insect is the
trapdoor spider, whose nest consists of
tube eXcavated in the earth to the
depth Of six or eight inches It is al
ways lined with silk, and it is closed
with an ingen1ously constructed door.
One sort Of door closes into the nest
like cork in bottle, another is as
thin as piece of paper.
In all cases the door opens outward,
and when the nest is placed, as it usu-
ally is, on a sloping bank, it opens up:
ward, so that there is no fear of it's
gaping. The object of the trapdoor is
to conceal the nest, and consequently
it is always made to resemble the gen
eral surface Of the ground. Sometimes,
however, an enemy attempts to open
its legs against the sides Of the nest
and holds it as fast as possible.
Still other spiders have inner doors
besides outer, so that if their first de-
Tense be carried they may have anoth-
er behind which to retreat. More curl
GUS still is the ingenuity Of the branch
trapdoor-that is to say, door that
opens from the main tunnel of the
nest into a side branch, which the
stranger could discover, since there is
nothing to distinguish it from any 9th
er part Of the main nest So, then, If
an enemy should effect an entrance
the lawful occupant Of the nest can
quietly slip into the side branch, close
the door and there remain in security
while the intruder wonders what has
become Of her.-Our Animal Friends.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
WaterinS the MIX.

The milkmen Of Naples have way
Of carrying concealed in their waist
coats bladders full Of water
From these bladders india rubber
tubing stretches down their arms, and
by simply pressing their sides while
they are drawing the milk they are
able to squirt water from the bladder
into the jug or basin simultaneously
with the milk. So it is quite a com
mon plan for a woman who is getting
her jug filed with milk to hold the
milkman's wrists while he milks his
COW or goat Until the stranger has
the reason explained to him he thinks
it very odd to see women crpuching
down by the milkman, keeping tight
hold on to each of his Wrists San
Francisco Call: s.sse ssia
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
Excursion Tickets to Lake Shstsck, Trac,

Excursion Tickets to Lake shstsck, Tracy,
Will be sold by the North Western Line
at reduced rates during the summer sea-
sen, from New Ulm, Mimi, on FRIDAYS
and Saturdays at $1.s5 for the round
trip, limited to return the following
Tuesday, and at 1926 for the round trip
daily, limitstl to return within thirty
days. Lake Shetek is beautiful sum-
mer and fall resort, where the best of
fishing and hunting can be found, prai-
re chickens, snipe, dncks and geese be-
ing plentiful. Good hotel and livery &C
commodations at very reasonable rates.
The following lakes can be reached from
this point: Current Lake, Lake S1egel,
Lake Fremont, Lake Sarah, Bear Lake,
Willow Lake, Long Lake, Buffalo Lake,
Iron Lake, Beauty Lake, Lake Isabella
and Clear Lake. 81
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
GOLD TEETH NOT ALL GOLD

Often Are Removable Shells, Worn
to Make II Show.
"Pd hate to pay that woman's dentist
bills" said a business man to friend
on South Side L train the other day
Across the aisle from the men was a
woman who showed enough gold every
time she opened her mouth to make a
man want to leave home and try his
fortunes in the Klondike. Two Of her
pieces Of FURNISHED metal, and one Of
her lower teeth also had % carat
sheen about it. Her companion had
only one gold tooth, but she kept it
doing the work of three by a constant
smile.
That's another case Of the old adage,
All that glitters is not gold,'" said the
business mans friend. zone Of the
dental novelties makes gold teeth pos
sible to any one at small cost and
without even sacrificing a healthy in
cisor to make room for the metal. For
quarter you can get shell that can
be stuck over any front tooth, and with
an excuse to smile you can present a
regular gold mine to the astonished
public. ~
Actresses first affected the gold
tooth, and then the Yankee man got
an idea. In short time there was an
epidemic Of gold teeth. The novelty
man came out with his plated shells
and sold them like hot cakes. No one
but the dentist has any kick against
the imitation gold tooth, and as daz-
zler it is hard to beat. That woman's
teeth may be the real stuff, but I be-
lieve she can ship them off when she
wants to and get them plated when
they get tarnished.' -Chicago Inter
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
a COMEDY ar 81 LlNDERS.


IT TaughtS One OIan More About
Horses Than He Knew Before.
This Cass avenue resident knows
about as much of horses as he does OF
the technic of tiger hunting, but a
few weeks ago he paid $500 for a 500
horse and since that has looked upon
himself as an equine authority. Sun
day afternoon he was in the bay win
dow enjoying his morning paper and a
cigar Hearing clickety-clickety-
click on the asphalt, he looked out,
glared, dropped his paper and eye
glasses and dashed out as though he
We're going to pull a fire alarm
Hi, there! Stop that teamT' he
shouted. aHalt!' And all the prone
naders on the block obeyed, but the
horse trotted along. Ten dollars to
the man who brings me that horse
dead or alfyer' Whooped the citizen.
now too much excited to be lucid.
THAT Internal liveryman has hired
him out, and me paying the highest
price for his keep. I'll show him Ten
dollars, dead or alive" in Richard III
voice, for that horse!''
lusty bicycler grasped the situation
and two minutes later had caught the
bit of the horse. The man in the buggy
protested, swore and threatened, but
the grinning wheelman trotted the
whole outfit back to the excited citizen.
"Unhitch himw he shouted. "Some-
body will pay big money for this! Call
O patrol wagon. What's your name?''
Then the citizen turned pale and
gasped: VI
Three white feet. My horse has but
two, and he's smaller My mistake,
gentlemen and ladies' for there was a
crowd now. Beg pardon And he
started for the house.
But the man in the buggy jumped up
and wanted to fight The bicyclist de-
manded his $40, and the crowd ieered.
A policeman came in time to referee.
The wheelman got his $40, theareaa
owner of the horse accepted humble
apology, and the liveryman raised the
board the next day.-Detroit Free
Press
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
Desaxnlnx Man.

S. Did you ever notice" he asked, that
it is always the hpmeiy woman who
wants a pug dog? The pug is SO hide
Gus that 1t makes, her seem good look
ing by comparison. Still, the ruse is SO
well known now that the possession OF
a pug is sufficient. s.#s !,
Who's going to buy pug?" she ask
ed. "Who ever thought Of getting
outv q s.ze. C
Why. no one. Of course, my dear"
he answered for he was too wise a
man to admit that he had heard. her
telling q nefghbor that she thought
she'd get one Chicago Post.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
E1cursion tickets to Lake Washington.
Kasota, St. Peter OF Eagle Lake.

Excursion tickets to Lake Washington.
Kasota, St. Peter or Eagle Lake,
Will be sold by the North Western Line
at reduced rates during the summer sea-
son, from New Ulm on Fridays and Sat
urdays to Kasota at sos, to st. Peter at
$50, to Eagle Lake at $3.50 for the
round trip, all limited to return the fol-
lowing Tuesday, and to Kasota at $1.55,
to St. Peter at $40, to Eagle Lake at
$2.1O for the round trip daily, limited
to return within thirty days. Black bass
and pike fishing is especially good in
this beautiful lake, and accomdations
for fishermen, with abundant supply of
boats, etc, are furnished. Modern no.
tells and other resorts along the lake,
with steam yacht add to the attractions.
For further information apply to agent
Chicago g North Western Railway. 81
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
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A q iSGuSTED CROOK !.


He Picked Cd : Man "A bout Toyvn E,or
= stRu he.,,
Chicago possesses a man about town
who is constantly mistaken for what is
known as the .rube" by crooks and
IshaEps. Any one who knows him would
wonder how such an error could hap
pen, vet It does. This rounder is q
good natured man and hence the fell
lows who essay to play upon him rare
" get into trouble. He is really a keen
hand, although loose and ill fitting
clothing lend an air of rusticity to his
appearance. This is accentuated by a.
habitual manner indicating innocence
and introspection
He was walking along one Of the
busy streets when he was approached
by shrewd looking Individual who
desired to engage him in conversation
He coyly admitted that he was broke
at the time, when the man said sssh''-
and drew him to one side Then the
pavement merchant displayed to the
wondering gaze Of the rounder certain
SSOACS SdAACu u4s1luOuuS anu D0SOu0QI
him to buy. He bespake him thus:
Say, I'm thief, see, and I pinched
these sparks. I want to sell lem and
they go mighty cheap This one is
worth century and you git it for half.
l like your looks and guess we can fix
up trade
"Will they fade in the washy' asked
the man about town. 'If they won't
might invest, but the last ones I got
from one of you blokes faded badly
Now if these will stand soap and wa
ter, why might put up a quarter for
that one"
The self confessed thief "backed
away" with a scared look on his face.
He glared at his man intently, all the
time edging away to create more dis
lance between them. "And took him
for a rube,' he muttered, as he slid
around an adjacent Chicago
Chronicle. 80. >''.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
Have You = Mafchf

a man whose feet do not track stop
ped us ON the street the other day and
said: The phenomenal good health Of
smokers is not due to tobacco alone.
Smokers carry matches loose IN their
pockets and 1t Is the sulphur On the
matches that surrounds the body with
an aura Of protection. What smoke
and sulphur won't do in the way OF
killing microbes is not worth mention
ing. We offer this for the benefit Of
thesold chrmfcs who scan stop smok-
ing any time they want to-" but who
never bump up against the time when
they want tps--Denver Road.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
!: AUGUST FLOWER.

a. at is surprising fact" says Prof
Houlton, ssthat in my travels in all parts
of the, world, for the last ten years,
have met more people having used
Green's August Flower than any other
remedy, for dyspepsia, deranged liver
and stomach, and for constipation. find
for tourists and statesmen, or for persons
filling Office positions, where headaches
and general bad feelings from irregular
habits exist, that Green's August Flower
is grand remedy. It does not injure
the system by frequent use, and is ex-
cellent for sour stomachs and indigee-
ton" Sample bottles free at Eckstein's
drug store. Sold by dealers in all civil
1zed countries.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05

Exceptionally Low Rates to Denver and
and Salt Lake City,
Via the North Western Line. Excursion
tickets will be sold at greatly reduced
rates from all stations, until July Il, in
elusive, limited to October 81, 1899, in-
elusive. Apply to agents Chicago s
North Western Railway. 81
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
Exceptionally Low Rates to Los Angeles

Exceptionally Low Rates to Los Angeles.
CAL,
Via the North Western Line. Excursion
tickets will be sold at greatly reduced
rates from all stations, June 25 to July
g, inclusive, limited to September 4, 1899,
inclusive, on account of Annual Meeting
National Educational Association. Vari-
able routes, delightful scenery. Side
trips at low rates to points of interest.
Apply to agents Chicago 8 North West
n R'y. It
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
Its Chief Use.

A little boy writing q composition on
the zebra the other day was requested.
to describe the animal and to mention
what it lis useful for. After deep re-
flection he wrote: The zebra ii LIKE q
horse only striped. It Is chiefly usnl1
sto, illustrate the letter. r.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05

An Irish philnsoph says IT'S q great
hlessing that night comes On LATE Ia the
dag VIXEN one is too tired to work
/ longer ssa - %
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05

Most people who rob Peter 70 pay
! Paul forget the last part Of the con-
hact. New York News.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
N EhfOAiS, NEW ULM & SOUTH
w ESTERN RAILROAD.

w us lERN RAILROAD.
Departure Of Trains.
T. IS st. Paul, Mpls Pass $50 A. NJ.
49, st. Paul, Mpls Pass 1l:l0.A. ".
+ SO Winthrop Acc dation zoe p. M.
Arrival Of Trains.
l. "a Winthrop Acc dation 3 90 A. NJ.
j. 30 st. Paul, Mpls Pass 2:20 P. NJ.
4 lo St. Paul, Mpls Pa5 IS 1855 P. NJ.
4 al Daily Except, Sunday.
/ 4 = 70 80 arrives Npls $50 A. NJ. St Paul
% Q s 80 Il a. n
%. Is lie ives st. Paul 500 P. N. Mpls.
80 PM.
No chs ge of cars between New Tim,
i. Paul : Mpls. -
Close onnections for Chicago Mil
@'kee sad all points East.
ALI PARTICULARS apply to
JOHN RYCZEK, Agent.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
PHRENoLoU
TIE ECELLENCE OF SYRUP OF FIGS

EHRENVAOV
{ before examt-
nation" I find,
Mr.. Spend, that
your faculties of
perception are
W a nting, a n d
your bumps OF
ext r a V a & a p c e
over DEVELOPER
Spend" Why.
you haven't even
felt my head
yet!''
PHRENOLOGaST
lit is hardly
necessary, my
dear sir; I OBJ.
served when
you re NOV ed
your head CO Y.
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-07-05
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