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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-11-16

Fuddy-Briggs is pleased as Punch at
having won the widow Turner.
Duddy-Likely. He doesn't know
that no man ever won a widow. 1t is the
widow who wins the man she sets her
mind on"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-11-16

illuminated letter boxes are new
invention"
81 wish somebody would get up letter
boxes that would ring bell every time a
man goes by with a letter in his pocket"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-11-16


"Do you know much about muster"
'Not great DEAL" answered Mr..
Rufshod. But I've managed to figure
out that if you hear anything in theater
at the cost of 50 per seat it's art, and if
somebody sings the same thing in an adj
jacent fat or hammers it out on piano,
it's an internal racket. I'm getting on"
A. II. THURNESS. Mgr. Wills Greek
Coal Co., Buffalo, OHIO. writes
have been affected with Kidney and
Bladder trouble for years, passing gravel
or stones, accompanied by excruciating
pains. Other medicines only gave tenn
porary relief After taking Foley's Kid.
ney Cure, the result was surprising. A
few doses started the brick dust, little
fine stones, etc, and now have no pain
across my kidneys and feel like new
man. Foley's Kidney Cure has done me
$1,000 worth OF good
Bonds feed store is the place to get
your feed cheap IL tt
We can use farm products. Come and
see us regarding it. Kinsey & Co
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-11-16
DON'T RISK YOUR LIFE.

Many Of your friends, or people whom
you know of have contracted consump-
ton, pneumonia or other fatal diseases by
neglect of simple cold or cough. Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar, Safe sure and
pleasant cough medicine, would have
saved them. 1t is guaranteed. North
Yakima Drug Store. A. d. Sloan, Prop.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
AN OLD FASHIONED MAN,
lie Compares Past and Present aud
Speaks HIS Mind.

Editor of The Times:
s.r.-This has been lively and busy
week with our people. The weather be-
ing favorable for killing pork, large
number of hogs bias been killed and from
AN appearances we can truihfully affirm,
that our people win not want for meat
during the ensuing year The scenes
we now witness remind us Of the days
of our boyhOOd. when warp.ng-bars quilt
ing frames and fat e0ards were much in
evidence. when urighbors and friends
met for mutual help and assistance when
respect confidence and high integrity
characterized oar social conventions and
when merit and worth We're passports
to favor and place. when Tie tlmeseryer
ana schemer had no standing amongst
the good citizens of our country, when
the tricI,-ter was never present 10 obtain
your confidence. and then be.ray that the
first opportunity 10 promote himself or
his personal mtents. But the opposite Of
aU these seem t0 prevail now, and the
voice OF the good OF our land is not
heard. If heard. 30 is never needed"
We are m the age OF reform and pro-
gre-s." free silver and financial readust-
meut or the policy ~ The government ,by
vs. T. Bryan. aided and assisted therein
.i...., Mo to,.e purchased their places in
~ ....-(n, 10 our Government with
[.-...'.l.. ,.,.,oi9el ana more COR
'.'''.,..' ..,,.l hoo bencb,non are
'upuF "p'.''u. ,' 10, ,l., Iot,t,o, ~, ON
away seen anu .'.... r',l.l,t,~ss
anu ID. o7r,.ai ,,,esso,e nj
-.,--'. '...., T., &C. inst s,,rb q ra,er
QUIZ .s''' POO '.''' ,-l,,, d, st,tas,,,,,,
'a I-i5n' ' uy .I. ,e'roneibnities m tbe
'''l'' "' -...t, ba,or,in,, ,,o5oe,f,
fAecetl'e. "i'i',. .',,.ste an no 30.
ana D,....J,.. aus. ,..ion ON the mart NJ
,o-.,.,,',, 5..,rtnont of the govern
-.'o 1870 M, commend Themselves 10
.i.. 10, a,,d Indictment thereof without
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

We heartily approve the spirit of -a-
or Huk.d.'e's bin 10 prevent bribery n
elections TAe LAW may not be effective.
aut tls iu the right direction, and IS The
.>pr ou of public sentiment in Virgin
Zoo THE people of This State. as whole.
are honest and they believe i'm honest
elections Senator Barksdale knows that
tne people. generally. are opposed TO those
corrupt practices which his bill is intend
ed o. correct ANA DO. has introduced bis
DID because Doe knows Chat the people de-
mand Cha, some such action be taken.
1ue b.ll itself. is evidence that the suf-
Iase in some portions OF this State has
been dcbauohed. and evidence again that
,lc people of Virginia demand reform.
Wo are sratnaI that The bM has been
Introduced. and We sincerely hope chat
ID utI be enacted into law. aud that The
law win De enforced to the letter
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

Don't take it to heart. little friend
When the world seems 20 use you un-
fair.
Just believe that the worst soon must
mend
That the drearlest road has an end:
And chat some day a fun, measured
share
Shall be given 70 you as your part.
So don't take it too much TO heart
Don't cry when eudeavor proves vain
TO work out some sweet, kindly deed;
You may feel all the hurt and the pain
For .ln loss that WIS yours. but the
gain
Was the trying 20 do, and the need
God viii give unto you 10y and by:
So take heart of his love and don't cry.
Don't take it 20 heart If your best
Is reckouod of not as much worth;
4 failure is gain of confessed.
And God sees 10. blessing and blest,
AS a gracious. sweet gift to the earth;
WHY seek for the worlds empty smile
God Wiu make it AN right IN while.
Don't cry when YOU see your years speed
AS d c.oud-sladow under the sun,
And you stand as "a wind-broken reed
Weary waiting, helpless I'm need
And the sands of your glass nearly rum
God win cali you mp home by and by
BE patient, dear heart and don't cry.
Take nothn' 20 heart but the thought
That God knows us. and just as we are;
Tina. Iie misses no sheaf we have
brought
That He knows AN we have ycarned for
and s0ueht
That DE judges I'D kindly and fair;
Don't fret then. dear heart neither cry
Gods kingdom viii come by and by.
-Ram's Horn.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
OYSTER INTERESTS.
and Maryland Delegates in

Conference.
FREDERICKSBURG. VA. Dec. g.
SpeciaL-Captan William Johnson. a
prominent merchant, and Tor many years
postmaster anu wharf keeper at Matthias
Point, in Prince George county is See
vereiy paralized. his entire right side be-
ing affected.
Hon. Henry r. Garrett. member OF the
Legislature from stafford and King George
counties, and Hon. r. Jesse Gouldman,
member from Westmoreland, are in con-
ference with the representatives from St.
Mary's aud Charles counties Md, IN ref
erence to the interests OF Maryland and
Virginia oystermen. They are lab0rng
TO have beneficial concurrent legislation
passed.
Invitations are out for tho marriage Of
Miss Berthe TolstOn. formerly OF Stafford
county. but now OF Washington, d. g.,
and Mr. Spindle Of Remington, Fauquier
county, Va.
Mr.. Jesse Newton. OF King George coun-
IT, has killed the largest hog of the sea-
son so far. IL weighed 425 pounds.
Mrs Mary Wallace Herndon and Der
daughter. Miss Parker, have gone %
Richmond, where they VIII spend the
winter.
Mr. and Mrs W. T. Leavell celebrated
their silver wedding at their hospitaole
home here last night \ reception was
held from 10 II clock and large num-
Der of friends called and extended thsr
congratulations. Mr. and Mrs. Leayel
We're the recipients OF many valuable and
useful presents.
Mrs Nathan Gardner died yesterday
afternoon at her home near Screaneis-
ville in Spotsylvania county. She was
paralyzed Monday. and grew worse until
the end came. She will be buried To-
morrow afternoon at o'clock. She leaves
a husband and several grown children.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

chaplain 20 the penitentiary, while. on
tho other hand. we are quite clear that
II we're a bad precedent and sure to
cause friction. IL may be argued that
tho United States government appoints
chaplalns to the army and navy. There
is reason for this because when ships
are at sea the men on board are de-
pendent upon the chaplain for religious
service. and this IS often the case with
soldiers on duty. But this plea cannot be
made in behalf Of the penitentiary MIN
itcrs OF the gospel. laymcn, and many
good women In Richmond have been in
the habit of going regularly TO the peni-
Tertiary and doing religious work There
IS work in the penitcntiary for the church
TO DO aud we think that the church can
Dc depended upon 20 DO H. it is rather a
reflection upon the church for the State
10 undertake TO supply religious instruc-
ton 20 The convicts and we believe that
10 appoint a chaplain would hinder rather
than help the work
But apart from an questions Of ox-
ucdiency great American principle is
involved. II is necessary to the main
terauco Of the republic and to the
maintenance OF religious liberty that
church and state On this country shall
Doe separate and We are always very
jealous Of interference from either side
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

ton with three others, whose railing
health necessitated such action.
The next Conference goes 90 Nowteine.
though Wilmington received good vote.
Near the close of the session Bishop
Hendrix made a strong speech In behalf
of the Twentieth Century Movement md
in a few minutes. over three tnousond
dollars was raised
Nearly all the pulpits viii be occupied
here tomorrow by members Of the Con-
ference.
The business OF the Conference IS
practically completed and the adjourn
meut win take place Monday.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
Contingent Fund.

The suggestion Is made that the Com
mon Council make an annual approprla-
ton OF several hundred dollsrs for the
purpose OF sending away the poor people
who yearly Invade the city and call upon
Mayor Taylor and Chlef-of-P Police How
ard for assistance and tickets TO continue
their travels.
Chief-of-Police Howard is elated over
the idea OF gc>ting such an appropriation,
which will be put at his disposal, 10 keep
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

ASHLAND, VA. Dec. 9.-Spec!al.-The
proposed bill 10 make hazing punishabs
by fine and Imprisonment has not been
given serious thought by students OK
Randolph college.
The practice az the college here, except
10 a very moderate degree. has long
since been abolished. and 80 FAR as Ram
4olph-Mac - concerned. tie bill -
entirely unnecessary.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
CHAPLAIN FOR TIE rENiTEN-
IIAitN.

The fact that "A denomination has pro-
tested against the appointment by the
State government OF chaplain 20 the
Virginia penltentiary were enough. ia
our opinion, 10 deter the state from taking
such action We 90 not think that tho
church should interfere with The State
ard We DO not think that the staie should
interfere with the church. Each has Is
own peculiar sphere aud each ought TO
operate IN its own sphere without trench
ing upon that Of the other.
We can SEQ no sufficient reason from
anx standpoint for the appointment Of n
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
THE DISCOVERY OF THE BACILLUS CT CONSUMPTION

most important Of all for completely ensoi e whole @ rs Of e
been considered hereditary nov" it is known to be infections The proof %
that these lodged I'm the passages
donlyb "a
force Of the liquid eermc into these air pasr
bronchial
moisture Of kind Sprays and vanrs i'm by form 're i h
in ph ~ oil
breathe dry gemcd was to boz found This state Of a
fairs
IN discovered Hyomi the only
evo found % introduced b.
first case Of
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
ComeandSeG
The Bell Book & Stationery
Company,
el4f. MAIN ST., RICHMOND. VA.

the almshouse from being filled with
strangers.
The Chief says that the Mayor OK Phil
adelphia has a very large appropriation
al his disposal for social aud charitable
purposes. H. says that there IS no reason
why the Mayor or Chief-of-police Of
Richmond should not have an appropg.a-
ton, even on a small scale
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
BISHOP HENORIX'S FlNESSE.
How lie Prevented Ceremonious De
h,tc in North Carolina Conference.

bate i'm North Carolina Conference.
WASHINGTON. y. c.. Dec q.-s3'eiot
At the third days session OF the North
Coralina Conference to-day an acriomo-
NOUS and sensational debate was mar
rowly avorted. This came when the name
OF n. j. Gatus was called His U-es'o-
ing elder stated that he. after consul
tation with the bishop. would bring no
charge against him. This was sttenu-
ously opposed by Roy. g.. A. Oglcsby.
Of Durham. who thought Gatus should
be tried for violating the rules OF the
Church in suing a brother minister who
is DR.. Kilgo. president Of Trinity college.
The suit is the outcome Of the ciclt
Kilgo-Clark controversy
Bishop Hendrix's skilful act as aTai'ia-
mentarian adjusted matters and Grttes
name was referred for superannuate rela-
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

PUNTA GORDA. FLA, Dec. 9.-News
has lust been received that MI. A. J.
Sadee living about twelve miles south
OF this place. was shot from ambush
Wednesday night. and instantly Killed.
Sadloe had lately secured indictments
for cattle stealing against some OF HE
ueighhors and Il IS thought fiVenSe
prompted the murder.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

George Henry Tomlinson. you come
right m The house You mustn't think
of lighting with that naughty Baxter
boy"
"Why not, ma2'
"Heoause Dis father is rank impe-
rallst and you are sure to be whipped"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
Cnttlna on His Retreat.

"Mv income is small said a rather
duatory lover. "anl perhaps fl is cruel
of me TO take you from your fathers
roof"
"Hui DONE live ON the roof" was the
prompt reuly-Harlem Life
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

The louisville Com.er-Journal says
chat the burning of Dick Coleman at
Maysvnle by the mob Will not go un-
punished. That the people of Maysvllie
villa feel fl and suffer for il and all the
people Of Kentucky must also bear the
burden. That the crime will affect ma
toud interests too and will deter capital
from coming into the State from else
where as we'll as discourage home in
rcstmcuts.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
MOST IMPORTANT EVENTS
IN MEDICAL HISTORY
DURING THE NINETEENTH CENTURY.
THE TRUE VALUE OF EACH NEW DISCOVERY
AS A PREVENTIVE OF DISEASE.

1946 Discovery of Ether Anaesthetic.
1860 Discovery OF Cocaine.
1879 Discovery of the Bacillus of Typhoid Fever
1892 Discovery of the Bacillus of Consum ption.
1888 Discovery of the Bacillus Of Diphthegia.
1892 Behring's Discovery of Anttoxine of Dphthera.
1895 Discovery of Hyonle.
1896 First Case of Consumption Cured by Hyomei
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
IinYnIT Tribe of Jnsenh.

Virginia Lodge No. II, OF the Royal
Tribe OF Joseph. held It's regular monthly
meeting at Monroe Hall last night. An
address by Brother ]. ]. Dancey was re-
ceIyed With much enthusiasm.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

TIL. DAILY TIMES IA served by car
ricrs ou their own account lu inns N.l.
and Manchester Tor 10 cents Wce".
when paid weekly. bat 10 cents p't
month. when raid monthly. bF man
outside OF Richmond. ~ cents "a month,
SEQ "a ycar--auy Whcro in the lm'co
States.
Road.ug Notices. ina reading matter type
u cents per line.
Cards ~ advertising rates for space FUR
nishcd on application.
Remit by draft. check. postonice ordei
or REGISTERED letter Currency sent Ds
mail ls al the risk OF the sender.
Times Telephone Businc once NtW
Phone 2M. old Phone DO Ld.lDi'aI
EOOms-New Phone Gl Old Phone P'l.
Address an communications ana eoiio-
BpOndcnce 10 The Times Company. 400
THE TIMES COMIAN1.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

The new house OF the Fire Department
on east Main street VIII soon De com
pleted and ready for occupation Inc
old house on the opposite SIDE OF me
street viii be- used as a repair shop,
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
pernnn. lrc Wns snti.hed. Too.

Perhaps lfc Was Satisfied, Too.
Fltz-Smith-I exchanged overcoats at
the club last week.
Fitz-Jones-Lastw week? Can't you ind
he man?
"This overcolt cost more than mine
IL IS his place 10 hunt me Life.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
THE DISCOVERY OF THE BACILLUS OF OlpHTHERA

another valuable one but as this bacillus could only De reached through Pie
when Behrg discovered the anoxne OF dpae that
wasna n n-
Of
out his disease
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

ooh o.ra." she exclaimed as her father
ste9rhiv entered and yanked the young
mans own away from her waist, how
dare you-
OF want you TO understand said the
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

ether
cui
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

ola gentleman. that am the press CEN
sor here'-Chicago Times-Herald.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

The charleston Evening Post comment
ng en- the horrible affair at Maysviue
says that the only way to prevent trou-
bic between the races is TO separate the
blacks from the whites. 1t thinks that
all the blacks should be removed from
the South.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
HE DISCOVERY OF THE BACILLUS OF TYPHOID FEVER.

Of
vaa ande &c as such %
o
perce nc
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

Clouds o. Mcdlcated yapor are inhaled
through the mouth and emitted from the nos.
trls, cleansing and Vsporizng all the in1smed
and diseased parts which cannot be reached BY
medicine taken into the stomach.
II reaches me sore sp0fs-H hcGi' the ram
p'nc~t-N goes 70 the seGf NJ dfsedse-N dcf' ~
n balm and tonic ~ me whofe sVsfeH-sf.OO NJ
druggists Of sent bymdK 1895 arch 81, PhfSo-
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
THE SUNDAY TMEs. $50 a year.

THE WEEKLY TIMES-1ssuol and mail
cd IA two parts. 500 "a year uy man
anywhere In the United states.
Specimen COPIES free.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

Dr. E. r. Andrews. superintendent OF
the Chicago public schools. has declined
TO talk concerning the report That De VIII
bc offered The position of Chancellor Of
The Nebraska state University.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

All subscriptions by mail payable IN an-
vance Watch the lauel on your payer
~ you live out Of Richmond. and sce@Ah'i
your subscription expires. so you can re-
new before the paper is stopped.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

The Times IS always indebted 20 frien0s
who favor n with society items and per-
sOuals. but must urge mat all sueh pe
ssnt over tho signature OF the sender
All unsigned communications Will pe re-
1ecte0 always.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

The Charleston News and Courier points
out TO the farmers Of South Carolina the
great profit that there IS TO farmers Of
other sections I'm raising broom corn and
adds fhat South Carolina can produce a.
fine broom corn a. any State In the Union
Hiram Sharpe. a farmer in De Kalb
county. Ca, recently assassinated his
family, and now he is pretending to be
insane, just like Flanagan The Atlanta
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

John C.. Wmuel returned home from a
revival service on Friday night and began
to read his Bible While reading he was
.eizad with % choking sensation and died.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
NUMBER OF CONSERVATIVES CURED

which rather
oil ever an %
from bonchd and
+,,h
t,., nv the sands and
m fourdim TO
pr1uc md
h of anyon D.
ean hundreds Of mutations Of but their Ire short ro
furh re- m / $
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

MANCHESTER BUREAU. 1l2l HULL
STREET.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10

Constitution lifts its voice in protest. II
says that there have already been two
or three cases Of the kind and that ex-
perts find II so easy 20 work on the
tender scnsibllitios OF jurles. that an
assassin who has been captured knows
precisely what 10 do before his lawyers
can get a word Of advice 30 his ears. lie
has only 10 pull his hat over his eyes
and humble iHc0herently, and a dozen ex-
ports will fan over one another I'm or
der 10 be the first 10 declare him
paranoiac.
TIE Birmingham News thinks 80 a sig
niacant thing that President Mckinley.
the prince Of protectionists, should write
a message containing twenty-five thou
sand words and not refer in any manner
10 the tariff
Tho Mobile Register IS supporting SEN
ator Morgan. il says that it does not
agree with Mr.. Morgan on the tariff
question. but that there is this distinction
between him and Governor Johnston:
THE one. that is 20 say. the senator
represents statesmanship. a policy Of
serving the people. as "a nation. and the
other represents personal politics, the
ant Of serving himself
THE Memphis Commercial Appeal does
not see how the Democratic politicians are
going to make fruitful issue ont Of
anu-exnansion. They can say g. adds
that ,he whole Spanish war. the battle
af Manila and aU the rest Of Do was "a
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-10
NECESSARY TO REMEMBER

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eases eyergu
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The Elbert County tribune., 1899-04-06

MIR. james Nee1cy went TO Den-
yer this morning to buy a complete
set Of blacksmith and wagon tools
and stock for the new shop now
about completed in this place.
They will arrive 10 time 80 that
next Monday morning the now
shop will open for business.
Miss Martin L. Boardman, a
graduate of ssclass 49," Cornell
College. Mt. Vernon, Iowa, and
later graduate from the depart-
mcnt of Elocution, and who came
rom that state to Colorado Springs
asst summer for her health, favor
ID We editor and family, and Mrs.
NJ. G. Davis with call Monday,
between trains enronte to Greeley,
where she was going to visit her
sister Anna, who is finishing in a
course in the college
there. Miss Boardman is fast re-
covering her health and seems
with the advantages
found in this health giving climate
-educational, social, and in fact,
every way.
The Elbert County tribune., 1899-04-06
GIVE US A REST

Backward, turn backward, oh
time if you please. Back TO dis
cussion about the Chinese; editor
dish up some news as Of old, about
the Klondike and the hunters for
gold. Lot up ON battles and war
ships and Spain; give us your
views on tariff again. Call of
your scribes from their "war hor-
ror'' quest. Give us rest,
won't you i? Give us a rest.
Backward, flow backward, oh
time few whiles, I am so weary
of Shafter and Miles. Tired of
requests To Remember the
Maine.' Sick of the very words
Spaniard and Spain. Tired of Ell
Cancy and submarine mines, snap
shots of Spaniards with lead in
their spines. Tired of transports
proceeding out west. Give us
a rest, can't youl Give us a rest.
Tired of displacement, and ton>
mage and speed; trenches and
squadrons and kicks about feed.
Tired of tho bottle and likewise
the cork; of reporters "with
Sampson" aboard the New York.
OF Tcddy's rough riders and valor
or Evans who cussed
and Phillips who prayed. Har-
rowing tales of the Cubans dis
tressed. Give us a rest, hang i'll
Give us a rest.
Bring back the timc when each
magazines discussed few
topics besides the Philippines.
When each pnge was not rife with
torpedoes aud shot, and drawings
tour artist" had done sson the
spot. " Rehash Old Abe and Ma
poleon and Grant; or even revert
to political rant. Don't mention,
j pray, Filipinos, oppressed, for l
must have d rest, Mister-must
have rest!
/ have been bored long enough
by San Juan, and views of strange
lands where our soldiers have
gone. "Typical street scenes"
and converts and fruits. Photos
of heroes and maps of their routes.
Sugar plantations, palm trees and
Luzon, shattered Vizcaya and
bloodthirsty don; huts matched
with grasses and natives half
dressed-Give us a rest, dun it!
Give us rest!ll