The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-02-28
Along the Kansas Nile.

Kjmmel the Arkansas City bank cash
Ter, who disappeared, is still there, Wner-
| ever there is.
Jerry Simpson has turned out great
friend of the FilipinOs. But the F1ipin0s
will never know it.
The senate has passed the bill providing
for the completion of the state house. The
house has yet to pass It.
Perhaps the Kansas hen has taken up
somebody's burden and is laboring 10 civ
ilize and eggify the peacock
At the present term OF court in Labette
county there are sixteen applications for
divorce. fifteen Of them by women
Lit Crum draws a pension Of IS for a
| third finger which is stiff in the joint He
has had a hard time getting it in the
| pie.
Captain John Collier, father OF Fred
Collier Of the Topeka Journal. died at
/ Topeka last week. He came 10 Kansas in
1879.
A minister at Garden City last Sunday
! took for his text The White Mans Bur
den. An up-to-date Christian Concep-
ton"
DR.. Eastman. TO still the angry bosom
| OF Topeka, is 70 be in sole charge OF the
! building OF the new insane asylum after
! It is located.
Il has been discovered that Jim Law
renee of Wellington drinks peach brandy
and honey and a boom for congress for
him has been started.
| In many respects the last issue Of the
/ Hiawatha World. not a special edition.
| was the best weekly paper ever issued
/ in Kansas. Il is printed in magazine
I form.
Ed Howe SAYS that Mckinley viii be
defeated for reelection. This is the first
utterance OF the kind in Kansas The
Populist papers are singularly quiet on
/ that score.
! Jerry Simpson. IN the house the other
day. spoke Of the end OF the physical
year" and was greeted with a profound
horse laugh He probably did Il 70 at
/ tract attention
The editor Of a Washington county pa
Per the other day roasted a gambler. The
church element app.auded. Tne subscri-
bers smiled. The gambler called and
licked the editor.
Aubrey Butler q Atchison three weeks
ago took home one dollars worth 4 SUI
gar and 1oo pounds OF coal II has all as
/ appeared and be claims his VIE gave <
to her kin He VIII sue Tor divorce.
some one carrying q conscience around
with him stole ". .. Van Zs1dts chick
ems al Hutchinson. Conscience getting 20
work and pu sat.uE Ike a locomotive a.
a small station. tire chicken t1ief uext
night put them al back.
TIE latest agricultural Joke relates that
a farmer planted onions and potatoes TO-
retner. the onions became g. strong they
brought tears 90 the eyes q she p8fs-
toes. asn17ensd he ground ard carried ne
wn1ie crop through prolonged ard bias
- 6rou-h
I'1cn me whole rhe present Kansas 's=-
is-sture mas not bean tad. More people
attempting o. read IS p-eceelirEs. have
gene % sep than GA any previous isE-
tslarure ~ Ksnsss his1c-v. a really nag
rlacsut compliment Z To1 VII c3zne -
think On &c.
TIE MePhsrsor Freeman has swatte5
another Kansas literary DOL TIE FEee-
rusu ueEnts o1t t1at EfcEs-S Davis r.
fuss-s The app3.atrreat q captain because
- ais ak = military eKoerlslcs ard 3
few months later criticised techzsczlT
SKATERS c1nducg e TIE wAe,s ear
palgn-
TIE En1cke- trfbe IS Er1zlng r Ezu-
Sss PsycaoisElca1lv eonsl9eres. tse
Essrker Is @ peeusarsty. Hs f. not e1-
acfiy . dog q the n.aEgeT. far shs go
ccaldzt ezt 5oY. TIE EDsckes sezzes