New-York tribune., 1899-11-21
FOR STUDENTS.
A Normal Course in sin"

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A Normal Course in sin"
Monday. January s0alstory p History OF, OF SIN IN Sin"
WedHesdoy GeSaay yuan JanGary ilNPsycRoogy Of Sin"
Thursday January AF5Iameff?s AIaabTa of SIM. Rh Oh"
Monday January lS-The GeEmetTy C{ q sir SIN
W@dnesday. January lS-"The Bookkeeping OF
Sin" ..r. ,,,s,o ., Sin"
Thqrsday JanTaTy lani Iasin nS Of
Monday. January 2s-"The Grammar ar Of Sfr SIN
WHGGesday Gesoeyd January -"The Botany OF Sin"
Thursday January % Inc Feuaso s % S,n - ), W
THE whitsett (Ga3 Courier" thus describes
recent meeting OF the local literary cluD' Inc
closing exercises OF the literary club were hghiy
successful Perfect order preserved without
the attendance of the town marshal. whose ch'ufeh
were laid up with the measles from which we SIN
cerely hope they Will recover soon Inere was hlsh
tumbling by a stranded circus performer "Iest-
ling match In which nobody was hurt after wmch
a delightful hot supper served, consisting OF
more than we have space to mention. IL was saiu
that the Sheriff overate himself and had hts. but
the report is false. for were personally present
until daylight, and we positively assert tnat all
went merry as marriage bell
Father Mackln. who married Mrs. Hazen TO
Admiral Dewey at his rectory In washington tne
tImo aeo and II was not weeks either, he wrote
little note to Mrs Hazen when her quaItsry
new rent was due. Father Mackin Is good deal
Of a wag and his bon-mots are well known con. on
trbutions ecclesiastical pleasantriesGi G hrb nS
Has getting moudy. and he feared she might be
going TO some other church than MS. On S tnS
wedding morning she reminded him or IL, ana
said. Now Father Mackln could you not say
nv pew is 'Mlldewey. instead OF that very ugly
W. WoTa t n tbe nav Of words. and there great
laugh all around at the incdent-Phiadepha
Press.
Ernest Bauer, an extensive poultry raiser OF
Coffeyvlle, Kan, having read In an agricultural
journal that boracic acid would preserve chicken
meat almost indefinitely. assumed that the cheml-
cal should be mixed with the feed Of the fowls
and given to them to eat. He tried the experiment,
with the result that 762 OF his 500 chickens died
within twenty-four hours He sued the editor or
the paper but the Court held that any man OF
ordinary intelligence should have known oetter
than try to preserve the nesh OF hVins lo"IS
by means OF chemicals.
Mrs sprocket-George. what in the world hap
pened to the pipe organ In church this morning
while YOU were singing that solo? ,> ,
Mr. sprocket (who always talks bicycle)-Why,
the orCanist coasttng on easy grade win her
feet off the pedals when she ran into some some sharp
notes and the old thing punctured-(ohio state
Journal
THE Christian Register" says "A correspondent.
apropos of our remarks about eternal punishment.
sends us the following "reminiscences Of DR.. Can
nett 1t was his custom to give a reception TO the
visiting ministers In anniversary week. On one oc
casion DR.. Gannett suggested an objection TO any
dognatic affirmation OF universal salvation. He
said: why. brethren. suppose | elect TO sin; sup
pose I enjoy it: suppose | want just that sort OF
future and don't want any otherY Mr. Calthrop.
being present Immediately exclaimed. But DR..
Gannett you wouldn't be such foolr But sup
pose | will be such a fooT Then. said Mr.. Cal
throp God Almighty and | together say. "Dr.
Gannett YOU shall not be such fool" And what
God Almighty and I together say shall not be shall
not her"
ltse boy was told by his father on the de-
take care Of mamma. Il leave mamma said the
connding parent I'm your charge That night
when the young hopeful knelt. his custom
by his mothers knee he prayed Please Lord.
bless grandmamma and take OF her bless
father and take care OF him. but you needn't
trouble about mother because am going 10 take
OF her.'-CTroy Times.
In consequence OF the South African war Bir-
mIngham reports a rise OF 80 to 20 per cent In the
price OF diamonds and predicts further jump OF
the Beers capture Kimberley.
Home Ties No Drawback Marie, can you
tear yourself away from your loving fathers roof
and go with me? She-Mercyl Yes: this isn't his
roof were just renters.-(Detroit Free Press.
Colonel Francis CORVALLIS a prize OF ftty
guineas offered by London weekly. for the best
telegram of announcement 20 the British soldiers
In the Transvaal His message was as follows
Soldiers. your grateful country men and women
recognize the courage and discipline which have
added fresh pages to our glorious annals"
"Who was the scientist who made the discovery
that badness "a a sign OF intellect?'
Il don't know his name. All l know Is that he
was bald. ld."-(Indlanapolis Journal.