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The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-19

Regimental drill and moonlight
parade this evening.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-19

r and g CORSET are the best.
Sachs q Co., Agents.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-19

Read notice of marshal's sale to
take place Saturday, Sept. %.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-19

NEW SAILOR HATS at Sachs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-19

Orpheum tonight.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-19
Sale by James F. Morgan.

AT 10 O'CLOCK A. NJ.
will sell at Public Auction, at the Ocea
mic Wharf, the Surplus Stores ex. 8. 8.
"Victoria," on voyage from England via
Madeira, consisting OF the following
Goods;
81 Boxes Raisins 6 Barrels Oil
Is Cases Coffee B Tins Coffee
4 Chests Tea 10 Bags Biscuits
1853 Cases Biscuits 26 Barrels Flour
70 Bags Rice 66 Bags Lentils
II Bags Green Peas % Tins Pepper
391s Bags Sugar AZ Casks Treacle
93 Bags Salt 3Cases Candles
Az Casks Goldfish 8 Hdgs Vinegar
40 Gross Matches | Bag Vigo Beans
131 Tin Plates 30 Doz. Spoons
Tins Teapots 300 Tin Mugs
8 Balls String - Tin Jugs
2 Shovels IL Tin Openers
80 Buckets IA Basins
II Wash Hand Tins 2Casks G Glassware
Sauce Pans 10 Frying Pans
IL Empty Wine Casks 8 Iron Tanks
ia Gases Timed Meat
1015 Bags Locust Beans
15I6 Barrels w. Haricot Beans
201s Barrels White Peas
Barrels Brown Beans
Bags Vigo White Beans
36 Sets Knives and Forks
Scrubbing Brushes
II White Wash Brushes
Boilers>and Fittings
Bale String Hammocks
Set Scales and Weights
Lot Fittings
JAS. F. MORGAN,
/ 1908 II Auctioneer.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-19

JAS. F. MORGAN,
1908 2t Auctioneer.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-19
LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS

AVVAa <ARt&< oxsRs 0skhhh Az N W
Orpheum tonight.
NEW SAILOR HATS at Sachs.
THE PEOPLES PROVIDERS,
Sachs 81 Co.
r aud g CORSET are the best.
Sachs q Co., Agents.
Regimental drill and moonlight
parade this evening.
The U. S. Transport Columbia
sailed late last night.
The Governments August bills
will be paid tomorrow.
SPECIAL SALE of Ladies Mus
lin Underwear at Sachs.
The Rio de Janeiro has been re-
engaged as transport.
The Nippon Maru sailed for the
Orient before noon to-day.
ALL WOOL FRENCH CHA
LIES, on 25c yard at Sachs.
Read notice of marshal's sale to
take place Saturday, Sept. 23
The America Maru sailed from
Yokohama on the 10th instant,
Elaborate preparations are being
made for st. Andrews Church Fair
on the Both instant.
DIR. Posey, specialist for Eye, Ear
, Throat aud Nose diseases, and
Catarrh. Masonic Temple. 8 to IL,
l to 4.
Reports received from Kona by
the Mauna Loa state that the Kona
Sugar Co. is now grinding its cane.
Plentiful showers throughout the
district.
The reported actual sailing time
for the first and second yacht races
on Saturday was Gladys, 2:54:18;
Helene, 2:56:57; Bonnie, 2:59:58; Ha
waii, 3:l3:0l
KentucBy's famous Jesse Moore
Whiskey, unequalled for it's purity
and excellence. On sale at any OF
the saloons and at Lovejoy & Co.,
distributing agents for the Hawaiian
Islann~
Chief Engineer j. @. Strow Of the
Wilder S. S. Kinau died at the
Queens Hospital yesterday after
noon OF typhoid-malaria. The fun
eral take place on Sunday afternoon,
from the Masonic Temple.
= st. Andrews Fair and Luau.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-09-10
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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-09-10

GIartford POSE ReDublIcaI

Ntarttoru POST ReDuDllCan.)
An early announcement Of the Presi-
dents decision in the case OF Captain
Carter would give general satisfaction.
The present status of the case is that
Captain Carter has been found guilty by
cOurt-martial Of fraudulent practices
In connection with government work. and
sentenced to dismissal from the army,
fne and Imprisonment The President
can approve or disapprove these findings,
or may remit portion OF the sentence.
To guide his course, the President has
submitted the case 10 the AttOrney-Gen
eral for his opinion as 10 the justice OF
the court-martiaPs action.
The Attorney-General has taken so long
10 30 through the case that the public
interest has been excited as to the cause
OF the delay. In partial explanation. il
has been suggested that the Attorney
General was collecting evidence upon
which 10 prosecute others who were con-
nected with the work. This would pre-
suppose that he believes Captain Carter
is guilty, and that there are accomplices
Captain Carriers friends. however. who
are stoutly protesting his innocence. claim
that the AttOrney-General has discovered
that Captain Carter was the tool Of
others. and that the government is now
after the real cu,prits. Whatever the real
facts may be, II Is hoped that some de-
cisiOn may be announced soon. il has
been alleged that IL the President should
delay much longer the statute Of 'imita-
tons would run against further proceed
ings. and prosecution of the contractors
would be impossible But the statute OF
limitations would not apply until July
1900. so that there Is yet plenty OF time
for legal proceedings. The worst effects
Of DELAY would be the difficulty OF getting
the witnesses. II more prosecutions are
attempted. For many reasons, the case
needs prompt decision.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-09-10

sented. nearly every member Of the
grand lodges in these jurisdictions being
present.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-09-10
PARAMOUNT AND HOwARD's GROVE
News Notes of Interest from These
Two Pretty Suburbs

The friends Of Miss Lucy Robinson and
Of her niece, Miss Inez Robinson, are glad
to see them at home again after their
visit to relatives in Missouri and Utah.
They say they saw one man in Utah who
still has sixteen wives.
The Oriole Club. consisting Of the three
Newberry brothers. Misses Julia England.
Lilly Wooden. and Alma Gentry went
out into the country on Thursday after
noon in Hanover hacks" TO give an en-
tertainment. They handled three man
dolins. two guitars, and a violin. When
those two canvas-covered carts. which
usually carry watermelons. matters. ia
ters. and blackeye peas, started out with
these young gentlemen and sweet misses
the mules thought they had Sousa and
his band behind them. The only way the
drivers could stop the mules from dane
ing was to threaten that If they didn't
behave they shouldn't be driven to sun
day school to-day. The mules. better
than some folks stopped at once.
Rev J. T. Tucker is in his native coun-
ty Of Buckingham assisting Rev. A. j.
Coons In protracted meeting. Rev John
Goode Of Richmond. will fill the pulpit
al East-End Baptist church to-day.
Mrs. William Edwards, who has been
quite sick. is now much better.
Mrs. Henry Guesinghaus and Misses Ora
and Nellie Smith, who have been sum-
mering in Caroline, returned home last
week
The friends OF Mr.. Binnie StOnnell regret
to learn that he is quite i'll with typhoid
fever at the home Of Mr.. J. b. Burton.
Mrs T. y. Durvin and Misses Clyde and
Mamie Durvin, who have been i'm Louisa
for several weeks, will return home on
Wednesday.
Mrs. II. l. Solomons, who has been in
Keysylle, Va, since July, is expected in
FairmOunt this week.
Rev. II. r. Louthan. pastor Of How
ard's-Grove Baptist church, will give a
reception TO the young men Of his church
and congregation at 1ll2 north Twenty
third street next Thursday evening from
S TO 1890 o'clock
Professor Hunter was here last week
in the interest of Richmond College.
Mr.. John Garrett has recently moved
to north Twentieth street.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-09-10
RICHMOND, VA.
At ALL GROCERS

Ashton, Benz. p, 6O4 f. Marshall.
August Grocery Co., The, Gil TO Gl5
f. Marshall.
Boze. X. p. 2003 Nenable.
Bootwright, o. A. 22d and Nenable.
Bowen. J. r., 700 y. Seventeenth.
Bradshaw, J., POI :. Cherry.
Busser, l.. f.. 800 Reservoir.
Breling, William, 7O1 W. Cary.
Ceylon Tea Company, 1902 L. Main.
Collins, j. J., 1900 w. Broad.
Richmond Cooperative Fuel Co.,
Seventeenth and Washington.
Crowder. G. j.. 414 =. Second.
Crump, NJ. S, 11G +. Broad
Davenport & Bro, b. NJ 2O2 S.
Donahoe P. H., 90 y. Seventeenth.
Mcdowell, H., 1913 w. Main.
Dickinson T. W. 1901 w Cary.
Duffy, j. A., 1888 y. Seventeenth.
Gary, r. W, 100 +. Main.
Gentry, w. f., 1920 Beverley.
Gill Brothers, zoo Twenty-first.
Hagan. G. H.. nth and Venable.
Hawks. w T.. Ola w Cary.
Hancock. J. W. sol w Cary.
Hewitt. II c.. 1909 w Main.
Hulcher, J. NJ, . w. Leigh.
Jones, VI. i. 6, Co.. 42S north Sixth.
Kerns, T.. c.. 224l Neuable.
Keller. w. v, 40 :. Cherry.
Kidd, W. b., 1901 w Cary.
King, Charles. 1923 \. Sixth.
King Bros. 726 w. Broad.
King q Son, Jno. J. Broad and Henry.
Levy, Joseph L.. GIG f.. Marshall.
Leainan, w. p. 921 y. Seventeenth.
Leyshon. David 1915 w Beverly
Liesfeld. w. A., 1920 w Cary.
Lichtenslein. j.. 1900 f. Main.
Massei. NJ, 101 \. Seventeenth.
Malone, w. g., sos TO Sl4 Brooke av.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-09-10

GRAND MASTER r. T. w. DUKE. JR-
same source came the suggestion that
the celebration should be held in Alex
andria, Va.
The reasons that prompted this sugges-
ton are not far to seek. Washington was
the first Master of the Alexandria
Lodge, which, from this fact, has come
TO be called the Washington
Washington wrote: MY attachment to
the society of which we are members will
dispose me always to contribute my best
endeavors to promote the honor and in
terest Of the craft"
The remains of George Washington
were laid to rest, in the first place, with
Masonic ceremonies, on the l4th day OF
December 1893
VIRGINIA TO TAKE PRECEDENCE.
Colorado has suggested that the Grand
Lodge of Virginia shall take precedence
in the memorial services with which 1t
is proposed to mark the 10Th anniversary
Of that event. The arrangements nave
been left to a committee, OF which the
following gentlemen are members: Grand
Master r. II. W. Duke, of charlottesville;
Senators Daniel and Martin; Major 4. h.
Courtney. Of this city, Past Grand Mas
ter. Major Mann Page, Of Brandon, Past
Grand Master; KOscuskO kcmper, OF
Alexandria. Grand Deacon. and other dis
tinguished gentlemen.
Special provision was made at the last
meeting of the Grand Lodge of Virginia
10 hold the next annual meeting on De-
cember 18th. 18th, and 18th, at AleXan-
gvfq order that that lOQV might take
part i'm the proceedings.
Nearly all of the grand lodges In the
United States. Canada, and other Eng
disappearing countries have contributed
towards the celebration, and Will be rep
resented at the ceremonies.
Conspicuous positions will be given in
the proceedings to the Alexandria and
Fredericksburg lodges. in view Of Wash
ington's connection with them.
THE ANCIENT CEREMONIES.
The ceremonies will resemble, as far
as possible. those which marked the
burial of the distinguished general.
Warships will be gathered in the Poto-
mac, and will lend the thunder Of the
minute gun to the impressiveness Of the
occasion
The Masonic ceremonies over, Pres
ident Mckinley himself a Mason, Will
deliver an address at the tomb Of
Washington at Mount Vernon.
Each Grand Lodge has been requested
by the committee to be present in the
person of the Grand Master or such
representative as he may appoint. The
Grand Lodge of Pennsylvania, alone
of all the lodges in this country, has
declined TO participate In the event, on
the ground that IL is understood that they
will not take part in any proceedings out
side their own jurisdiction.
In many instances very large delega-
tions will be present from the various
grand lodges. Maryland and the District
Of Columbia will be very largely repre-
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-09-10
NO HANDCLAsP IN DANCING.
Right Arm Round Lady's Waist and
Left Arm Hanging Limp.
(New ~ Norldl

Any fond youth who chershes ideas OF
pressing the lily hand Of his sweetheart
in the mazes OF the dance during the
coming winter may at once relinquish
that ambition. II is hopelessly out Of
date. Henceforth he will waltz and
"two-step' with his left arm pinned TO
his side. while the fair one employs her
right hand TO hold up the train of her
gown. The train is de rigueur-no mere
affectation Of train but a sweeping
flow Of silk or satin and surreptitiOus
squeezes under It's shetering folds are
strictly forbidden.
This was the edict Of the American
Society Of Professors of Dancing yester-
day in convention assembled in Lyric
Hall The suggestion that this arrange
ment would cucumber the dances with
all the disabilities Of rudderless ship
was powerless 10 revoke IL. Truly the
new gown Will entail train OF woes
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-09-10
ZANG WILLIS PLAY.
ITS PRODUCTION LOOKED FOR
WARD TO WITH MUCH INTEREST.
The CAREER OF ITS NOTED AUTHOR.
The Play. Children of the Ghetto, N
Decentralization of His NOycl-Mr.
Zangwiu Vow in This Country
Vaudeville Bills This Week.

Israel Zangwill's new Hebrew play
children Of the Ghetto" is likely 20 be-
II all said Of it proves true. the sensation
OF the season in New York, where It be-
gins its long run at the Herald-Square
Theatre. October 10th. 1t Will be played
four weeks in Washington, Baltimore
and Philadelphia before its New YORK
production. 1t will present In its chaIac-
tiers both upper and lower-class Jews
but thse types Will not be ohensively
contrasted The play will be true TO me-
and the theme of the story Will be entirely
Hebraic. IL will. ii Is said, possess
strong romantic interest The play is
dramatizauon OF Mr.. Zangwills novel Of
the same title. It's distinguished author.
who is "A noted Hebrew writer. critic, and
wit Is now IN this country 60 aid James
A. Herne in staging the play.
The life history of Mr.. Zangwin is an
Interesting one. He was born In London
OF poor Jewish parents I'm 1851
His early childhood was passed mainly
I'm Plymouth and in Bristol, where he at
tended the Red-CrOss Street Middle-Class
School. reaching the highest class Dut
one before his parents returned TO Lon
don. in his 9th year The boy was placed
an the Jews Free School. an immense in
stitutlon In Spltalheds where in duo
course ne became head boy. thrice car
rying of the scholarship and meddls
founded 20 commemorate the admission
OF Jews 70 Parliament.
He remained at this school as teach-
er. and after the laborious work OF the
day. studied for degree at London Uni
yersity, where he graduated Il. A. WIN
triple honOrs before he was Il. lie also
took the highest possible teachers ceru-
ncate.
Ho had scrubbed from childhood. ana
in his 10th year Il prize serial from MS
pen ran through London weekly, but II
was not until he had graduated that ne
was able TO turn seriously TO literature.
lie began a political skit with friend,
which developed into a long fantastic ro-
nance called THE Premier and the
Palmer" which was published IN 1883, ana
has passed through several editions. Be
fore its publication his desire 20 intro
duce reforms in the scholastic routine
had brought him into conflict with the
authorities. and he resigned his position,
and, being pennless, was about TO can
vass for advertisements, when he found
less humble journalistic opening.
Two years later he founded Ariel" or
the London puck. which had a short but
merry life Of couple OF years, during
which Mr.. Zangwil also came into notice
as speaker b. the debates OF the Play
goefs Club. The death OF the Ariel"
ana The publication In 1891 Of "rhe
Bachelors Club" which was an instant
success on both Sides Of the Atlantic. en-
abled Mr.. Zangwil 10 devote himself 10
literature. and in 1882 he enrolled himself
among the serious noyelists by his Chill
nren or the Ghetto" study from the
uie OF portion OF humanity higherto
neglected or distorted In fiction. which
provoked especial controversy IN Amerl-
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-09-10

whose editor knows better than to speak
without the consent Of his better half IS
somewhat dlsgruntled by this alliterauye
epigram on the part of the gent. with the
perpendicular mus,ache. and calls him
down" 1--WE doubt very much II says
whether he ever heard the Empress say
that womau's sphere was bounded by
the four Ks Many a man when pressed
for an answer evades "a direct response
by saying: i viii consult my wife about
it. That usually means that he Is not
going 20 comply with the request Of mis-
interrogation
And / might add that many a man who
actually does consult his wife about a
scheme doesn't dare 10 enter into IL after
he hears her views on the subject. While
We may not always get the best advice
when we seek these seif-assertiye
fountains Of wisdom, we at least go
thther when We want the most en-
phatic advice
And what about the four things begin
ming with a X which the husband Is sup
posed TO supply? Kash, kisses, kussing,
and kicking may be the articles.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-09-10
A GREAT MEMORIAL.
uAsoNs OF ENGLISH SPEAKING
WORLD TO HONOR WASHINGTON.
WILL ASSEMBLE AT ALEXANDRIA.
virginia Grand Lodge 90 Take Pre-
cedence-Oid Funeral Rites TO lie
Repcnted-Presiden Mckinley 10
Sneak mt Mt. Vernon.

Tho Masons Of the English-speaking
world will gather at Alexandria. va
next December TO pay tribute to the
memory Of George Washington, on the
Tooth anniversary of the death CT the pa
triot.
The idea Of centennial memorial SER
vice was promulgated by the Grand
Lodge of Colorado in 1894. From the
Lodge. He was made a Mason in Freder-
icksburg Lodge. and was asked 10 become
the first Master OF the AleXandrla
Lodge when that body was organized.
There have been, and there stu are
skeptics who refuse to believe that wash
ington was ever made Mason at all, but
the fact is proved indisputa)ly by the
existence of a letter from Washington III
the archives of the Massachusetts Grand
Lodge.
When he was retiring from he presi-
dency Of the United States the Grand
Lodge Of Massachusetts wrote, express
ing the great regret Of that jurisdiction.
In replying to this testimonial OF iegard,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-09-10
Deafness Cannot Re Curea

by local applications. as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There Is only one way TO cure deafness,
and that IS by constitutional remedies.
Deafness Is caused by an iniiamed con-
dition OF the mucous lining of the Eusta-
chan Tube. When this tube is nfiamel
you have q rumbling sound or imperfect
hearing. and when IL is entirely closed
Deafness is the result. and unless the
Inflammation can be taken out and this
tube restored TO Its normal condition
hearing viii be destroyed forever; nine
cases out OF ten are caused By Catarrh
which IS nothing but an infiamed condi-
ton OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give one Hundred Dollars for
any case Of Deafness Caused by catarrh,
that cannot be cured by Halls Catanh
Cure. Send for circulars; free
r. J. CHENEY a co, Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists. I5c
Halls Family Pills are the bas,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-09-10
scribable misery.

II was suffering with what the doctors called
chronic indigestion. torpid liver. and vertigo"
writes Mrs Martha r.. Barham, of MELVILLE.
Prince George Co. Va. The doctor did me
no good My symptoms were giddiness in
the head, pains in The chest and an uneasy
feeling all over. ] also suffered with female
weakness.
u was all rundown and could not do any
work al all without sufsring from nervous at
tacks. / wrote 10 DR.. X. V. Pierce, Of Buffalo
y y for advice He advised TO use DR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery and Favorite Pre-
scription' I did 80, and used i've bottles Of
each and cannot express the benefit have
received from these medicines / gained in
health and strength. When commenced to
use the medicines l weighed only III pounds.
Dr. Pierce Tor my recovery My husband aud
friends all thought would die but to-day / am
a well woman"
The wonderful effects Of this great dis
covery" are genuine and permanent they
are not due TO any false or alcoholic stimu-
lus for il contains no alcohol. Real sub
stantial healthy musuclar strength is built
up; the stomach and liver are toned; the
blood is purified and vitalized; the nerves
are steadied; the entire constitution is re-
juvensted and renewed.
In case OF constipation, there is nothing
quite so effective as DR.. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets They act comfortably though
surely; they do not gripe; you do not be-
come slave TO their use. Their effect is
lasting. There are countless substitutes
bat nothing else Is like them.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-09-10
3" FRYING SIZE GALS"
A CERTAIN OLD MAN FANClED
THAT KIND OF LASS.
AND he GOT HIS PICK, toe:
Hut the IdIer Was FierceIy CeBsured
When He Endorsed the Ancient
Citizens sentiments-A Weakness
of the Stronger Sex.
as Fiercely CeBsured
of the stronger Sex.

Last Tuesday evening at $50 o'clock
we were all comfortably seated around
our dinlng-room table, on which Jay the
remains OF a fine, big watermelon, which
had attracted many flies and children.
The latter, greatly delighted to find that
the melon-seeds were slippery, were
shooting them through their fingers at
the bald spot on my head, Whiic he
queen Bee was buzZing around with
crumb-brush. and return ing ~ t4e put
ter-dish the Oleomargdrine which had
been left on our plates }, was % pretty
domestic picture. and when took uD ne
mornings paper the peaceu'ues of the
scene was completed. AL o. d sud Ion
grunted. - ! generally 10 when see
anything sood.
well, whalareycr sroI ing about?'
queried the COmmdn.er-in Chief, whose
curiosity never aJ1tes. especially when
she s'spcc-- that am keeping a secret
from her
Jus hoarken 10 this" I chuckled. IT'S
a piece tna- strikes my fancy. Listen at
il. The heading reads: Chose Frying
Size Bride"
well what about IT," she said petu-
ldntly; Il done see anything funny in
that"
And then J read a newspaper telegram
from Springfield Mo-, which said: Colo
mel y. G. Kissee. owner of the town Of
Kissee Mills, and generally known as the
King Of fancy county has just taken
unto himself a child-wife. but he chooses
to speak Of her as a frying-size chick
Dora is the name of the bride. She is the
daughter Of John Garrett, a fancy cCun-
~ farmer. She is Is years old. Colonel
Kissee is nearly 20. and is a celebrated
mountain character. Il is a common ex-
preston that he carries fancy county
in his yest-pocket'"