New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-10-22
TIE TALK or The DAT.

Charles Laurier brother Of the Canadian
Premier IS travelling salesman FOR cigar firm
OF Calumet. Mich.
Cautious Approach.-Mrs MISUNDERSTANDING
reason have you FOR thinking Mr. Richs intentions
Miss Maichmaker-Tie introduced the subject ~
rings last evening and argued forcDly IN Iavo, OK
a small but very pure diamond-tJewciers Weekly.
Carl Browne won't lead "Coxey army OF un-
employed men into Washington this year because
he can't find enough unemployed men 10 make a
corporals guard.
TIL be mean trick sad MeandeTlns M Mk r.
war an go ahead an do H. cane cuttlh got ~
he so Kind fashl9nnGc any manfred Flooding
Pete. -,oo, rn he, on. q. 10 tust
crushin blows dealt by de Britishn De TO cHt 1s
telephone wire dat connects Dom fan' VIII /"
brew ry "-(Washington star
Some OF the SMILES used by Oriental advertisers
are remarkable. Here are one or two specimens
which have recently appeared In Eastern news
papers: Goods dspatch as expedt'ously as
cannon ball" Parcels done up with az much care
ma that bestowed on her husband by loving wife
Paper tough elephants hide. The print or
or books Is clear crystal: the matter elegant
ss a singing girl" customers treated as politely
as by the rival steamship companies silks and
satns smooth as a ladys cheek. ana co'ored ike
the rainbow
Th. Great Debate When The uncertainty had
become welnigh intOierable Science ventured 20
20 10 the Serpent directly. - ~
rs II or is fact. q Serpent asked SCI
ence that you swallow your Young when you are
attacked" ,,..a >.
We os Ns Try 20 , h3a B eNasve qfPl %a
And 90 the bitter controversy wages on-'DetroIt
Journai
Asa train Was moving out Of Scotch station
man in on. OF the compartments noticed that the
porter IN whose charge he had given his luggage.
had not put II into the van. and 80 shouted az him
ard said Hi. you old fool What do you mean
by not putting my luggage in the van" To when
the porter replied. "Eh. man, yer luggage IS neer
such fool as yerscl, Yer + the wrang train
Bob" Palmer the comedian. had been originally
billsticker. fact pretty generally kno%n Am1 1
his colleagues Of The stage one evening; "len
dressed for the character Of Sir Brilliant Fasn'on
ne strutted into The Eree9rooi9 Win buckles les
sparkling on Ms SHOES and fin' diamond on ms
finger. 4 brother actor inquired II his gems we're
real TO be sure they are wear nothing . but
remarked: Il congratulate you Bon. for remem-
Der when you wore nothing but paste Palmer
did not take the Joke with becoming good humor
and an angry alteration cnsued. which was only
broken when Mrs. Jordan cried ont: Why don't
YOU stick him against the wall. Bob Stick him
against the wall''-'Tit-Bts.
THE other day" says THE Kansas city Jour.
nal" "a farmer offered cents bushel
for husking corn the farmer to furnish the team
and wagon and board the man. but the man de-
clined tn. work saving he was engaged for the
balanc. Of the seasoH The Horton Headlight
cites n similar instance The Headlight man
heard farmer offer aborer ~ cents bushel
to pick corn the other day, and the fellow actually
refused He said he had better thing and could
make more money The farmer. who has been
irving for some days to get hold ~ pick
corn is disguised with the whole business. He says
that there Is TOO much to do and not men enough
to do IT,"