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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-01-26
HOW'S This

We cTer One Hundred Dollars
Reward for any case Of Cltarrh
that can not be cured by Hall
Catarrh Core.
7. }. CHENEY & Co, Props,
Toledo, (.
We the undersigned, have
known f. j. Cheney for the last
Is years, and believe him perfect
y honorable IN all business trans
actions md financially able to
carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEST K TTCAX, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, O. VALID
ING, kINNAN q MARVIN, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken
internally, acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Price T5c, per bottle
Sold by all Druggists. Testi-
monials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-01-26
TEE EICELLENCE OF SYRUP OF EIGS

Is due not only To the originality ana
simplicity of the combination. hut also
to the care and skill with which il is
manufactured by scientific processes
known to the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Co. only, and we wish TO impress uDcu
all the Importance of purchasing the
true and original remedy. As the
genuine Syrup of Figs is manufactured
by the CALIFoREIA FIG SYRUP Co.
only, n knowledge of that fact will
assist one in avoiding the worthless
limitations manufactured by other par
ties. The high standing Of the CALI
FoRNIA Fig SYEUP Co. with the nIedi-
cal profession, and the satisfaction
which the genuine Syrup of F::-s has
given to millions of families. makes
the name of the Company = guaranty
OF the excellence of lis remedy. 1t Is
far in advance of all other laxatiyes,
as it acts on the kidneys, liver anu
bowels without irritating or weaken
ing them, and it docs rot grippe nor
nauscatc. In order 20 get its beneficial
effects, please remember the name Of
the Company
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
San FRANCISCO. Cal.
LOUISVILLE Ky SLw E3E:E, y. "
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-01-26

For a nice, fresh box of candy,
call on US. We get a small guam
tity at u time, therefore we can
always give you fresh goods.
Garrett & Gerig, Postoflice drug
store.
WORDS OF PRAISE bestowed
upon Hoods Sarsaparilla by
those who have taken it Indicate
that 1t is restoring health to
thousands Of people and that it
will help you also.
A few more overcoatS lett
which will sell very cheap at j j.
Fuller'S.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-01-26
Indian River Steamboat Service

The steamers Sebastian and
ST. Augustine. Commencing
Monday, Jan. 2, 1899, one of the
above steamers is appointed to
leave TituSville for st. LUCE
River and intermediate landings,
Mondays. Tuesdays, Wednes-
days and Thursdays at p. III.
arriving at St. Lucic River Tues
days, Wednesdays, Thursdays
and Fridays at noon.
Returning, will leave st. Lucie
River on Tuesdays, Wednesday Us
and Fridays at 1890 p. m, arriv-
ing at Titusville, Wednesdays,
Thursdays, Fridays and Satur-
days at noon, connecting with
j. T. and K. w. trains under new
schedule taking effect Jan. ],
1899.
Be governed accordingly in sale
Of tickets and giving information
to intending passengers.
Or. ID. ACKERLY,
Genl. Passenger Agent.
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Attention, Melon Growers

We have secured from Allen
dale, S. c., 800 pounds OF select
ed seed Of the famous GIoSsier
watermelon, which we are offer
ing at bottom prices Call early
as this is all we can secure.
Before purchasing elsewhere,
compare prices and quality of
seed. TYDINGS & Co.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-01-26

Five minutes will be given
Mayor Reardon Friday night to
sing a note Of praise for the hos
pitaI. 1t IS a good thing, and
for five minutes His Honor will
fill tfc SAILS with praiseworthy
wind. Keep ore eye on OcaIa's
famous mayor and the other on
the hospital.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-01-26
First Glass Carriage Building

j. l.. Smoak proprietor of
the Brick City Carriage Factory,
is turning out some very hand
some and exceedingly well built
wagons, buggies and carriages,
this winter. 1t will pay you to
figure with him before placing
your orders. lie is Thoroughly
equipped TODD new,Work as well
as all kind Of repairing, painting,
upholstering, blacksmlthing and
horseshoeing.
C-.p! Sore lang. Pneumonia, Stop tAc
-..s14sc b. tAk.n- Dz. Mil Ncrv!-".
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To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take CaScaretS Candy Cathartic. 10c or sc.
II c. c. c. fail to cure, druggists refund money.
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RcnrtY Is Hood DcCn.

Clean blood means c,ean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
tic clean your blood and Keep it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm
purities from the body. begin to-day TO
Danish pimpIcs, hoiIs, b.otchcS, L.ackhcads.
and that sicIi!y bilious complexion by taking
CascaTcts,-hcauty for ten cents. Al drug
-ists, satisfaction guaranteed, l0c, %, &c.
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Attention, Measles Victims

All persons knofng measles
exist In houses are required
by law to plabacd their door.
Measles are Prevalent in town
and the boaId of health is pre-
pairing to Jake decided measures
with a view of stamping it out.
Sanitary Inspector williamson
will supply the measles cards.
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Seed Corn

J. b. Sutton has received a car
load Of seed corn, the cheapest
ever offered in the state. Ask
for prices, Wholesale or retail.
Im-dw and w IA
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LOCAL NEWS AND VIEWS

E,IL,,,.
nan, h,nI, :. = te,.o ,,
wool 90I nose, clOSlnS at %
-
- ~ G'or7" 'i'' 'o'l -" '"0
@'''7 y '0,)''A q = A1'' y l'''-"
49,. =,
''''' 1','1 ''''@ "'' - w.
We lead the followers of fash
A'"- 80 '"9'il I" o. i'0nop'
Mr. and Mr.. I. Il Water
man > iltti@ son - critically III.
Particular people positively
pleased. Davidson & EanEchop.
All wool half hose at % conts
at The closing sale Of j. j. Full
ler's.
Miese,' and Young ladies' cor
sets, 80 and - cents. Rholnauer
~ 20
81 and 81 stiff hats dunlap
shapes) closing al 81, at y. y.
ruler S.
uoouv po1hr,oron ,aouch;n+
.43 cents, at the closing sale of J.
j. FuIler's.
Had +o , e..
% cents, at the Anti n onopoly
drug store.
Ei,o e1c e,;ts o. g. 20 GO 5o
and $1,000 at the closing sale at
j. j. Fuller>s.
W. I'm o,-; 49,;
on clothing at the closing sale at
j. j. Fuller's.
Ch;.4a4o e44ho eo,,uo oaa &c.
ures to fit the purse. Davidson
Il VanEchop.
Souuo1 D s1o;ob fonndor If
o,o;rl,,,,11o nouTodv ToI1o voo
in the city Tuesday.
Domest,c CLAW or serge suits
(, and unwards at the closino
~a,oa+ T,1Io,,,
r,4o, v coo ,o,,,
o1ot ~ 40 go, Wonono1U = ,.,,o,
tO.N.,t aa1,.aoa,oa
= 90 - -
T.. IL. Dame received, yester-
,S . ,,lo ~ =, =, 5000 .s. oO
9i-25, 9l.5O and - fancy still
bosom shirts, closing 90 - ana
30 cents, at j j. Fu!lers.
New arrival Of Hpckcrs, goods.
Oatmpal Ruckvhnat Tapjoca,
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-01-26
Have You a Cow!

If so, feed her on Cooked Cow
Feed made by Nashville Feed
Co., of Nashville, Tenn.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-01-26

amusement to the occasion and
ducatS to the treasury OF the
hospital.
DR.. S. 2. Eagleton said at the
factory promotion meeting, in re-
sporse to a call, "That every
citizen of Ocala should look at
the entertainment for the hos
pital Friday night as being his
or her institution and with feel
ing and purpose to make it q sue
cess, buy tickets and go and en-
joy themselves and lnfusc into
their beings through the amLse-
ment offered tle spirit of geau-
inc and helpful charity.' It will
be great occasion, make it
greater, reader, by your pres
CDcc.
Distilled Extract Of Witch
Hazel, for bruises and sprains.
Bicyclers, attcntion-one gallon
ana jug, $1,25; half gallon and
bottle, - cents; one pint and
bottle, % cents, at the Anti Mo-
ncpoly drug store.
Wonderful results from the
use Of one bottle Of hair tonic
reported by all using Tydings'
Hair Tonic. AS it is sold under
d guarantee you can safely use
it. 20 cents, SO cents and 81.
Tydings & Go.
Closing out, big line of tin
and agateWare, to make room
for other lines. We need the
space and this will go cheap.
The Alliance Store.
Remember Keogh's Comedians
at the Opera House Monday
night, one of the most laughable
shows of the season. Prices IS,
35 and SO cents.
A nice assortment Of shelf pa
per for decorating purposes. We
think it will please you. Garrett
& Gerig, Postoffice drug store.
Eusthymol Tooth Paste, a sci
entific tooth and mouth wash,
can be had at the Autobiography
drug store. Call for sample.
j. D. Miller of Mcintosh, was
IN town today. He is putting in
forty acres of vegetables and fif-
ty barrels of Irish potatoes.
For RENT-Two desirable cot
tages in the second ward, con-
venient and in best of repairs.
Apply to Dr. r. D. Fuller.
The Autobiography drug
store is selling Bosanko Cough
Syrup at p and 80 cents per bot
tie. Relieves that cough.
Your wishes are always con-
suited when we make our pur-
chases and our aim is to please
YOU. Garrett & Gerig.
Mr.. Robert L. Turner with his
three bright little children Of
Manatee county, are in the city
visiting relatives.
The state herald., 1899-07-21
COLORADO Troops soNrHEwAY
Arrangements Made at San Francisco 80
That the Men VIII BE Provided With
Warm f,Iothing on Their Arrival


Arrangements Made at San Francisco so
That the Men viii BE Provided With
Warm Clothing on Their Arrival.
San Francisco. July 16.-The Colo
rado troops started home to-day on the
Warren and are expected to arrive In
San Francisco about August 10th.
The people of San Francisco are
making arrangements to make them
comfortable on their arrival.
The Oregon troops, who came in last
week We're thinly clad and no provis-
ion had been m,de to provide them
against the cold wind, which Is their
constant companion at the Preside,
where they will h mustered out.
General Summers complained of the
condition, fearing his men would CON
tract pneumonia and die. The govern.
ment has decliIed officially to issue
overcoats unless each soldier bought
his own garnet This was hard
on the men, sine, military coats would
be of no use aftdr leaving the service.
The Examiner look up the matter
personally with President Mckinley
and he has ASSURED Mr.. Hearst that he
will take the mater up Monday and
have the rules suspended to loan the
coats, and wher the men are sent
home the coats will be left and then
will be taken to he Warren on Its ar.
rival and given b the Colorado boys,
thus preventing them taking any
chances on the change Of climate.
In case money is needed the Red
Cross has sent tn Examiner $500, and
will have more fer the Colorado boys.
Judge Adiar Wilson of Colorado ar
rived tonight siiM is mt the Palace no.
tel. He will await the arrival Of the
Warren.
The state herald., 1899-07-21
BROOKLYN TROLLEY STRIKE.
Tic-up of Cars Likely to he Far Reach
Ing.


Ing.
New York. July 17.-Another trolley
strike is on In Brooklyn. So far II has
not been ms effective as the strike OF
1895, hut there is no telling how far
reaching II may become.
For some weeks the employees OF the
several lines controlled by the Brook
lyn Rapid Transit Company have been
complaining that the management did
not live up to the tcn-hour law. The
men demand u revision of the time tn.
blcs at the different barns and also
claim that they should he paid - cents
an hour for overtime, which Is equivn-
lent 10 81 n day. the price which they
set for u working day OF ten hours.
Meetings have been held daily and
nightly for the last week, and II was
Inferred from the reports given out by
the employees and their advisers since
Thursday last that while strike was
Imminent, Il would not occur for some
days TO come.
General Master Workman Parsons
and District Master Workman Pines
had charge OF the mems affairs and n
strike was called nj go this morning
AT this hour most of the moiormen
and conductors of the Brooklyn Trac-
tlon Company's lines had completed
their night trips and the leaders de
cldcd that this was the most opportune
moment TO begin what was expected
TO be n stubborn fight with the Trnc.
tion Company.
The state herald., 1899-07-21
BRYAN FAvoRS ALTGELD.
Chicago tribune Says Request of the HAr-
risop Faction Remains unhceded.

Chicago tribune Says Request of the HAr-
risop Faction Remains Unhcedcd.
Chicago, July 17.-John =. Altgcld
has received message from Hon.
William j. Bryan, in which Mr.. Bryan
says lie will speak Mt the "Chicago
platform mass meeting" which will
be hell at the Auditorium July Goth,
the d,te of the meeting in Chicago
Of the Democratic national committee.
According to the Tribune, the sup
porte-s of Mayor Harrison had strong
iy hoped Mr.. Bryan would refuse Mr..
Altg.ld's invitation, and even wrote
to Mr.. Bryan, setting forth reasons for
the view point of the Harrison side
why Mr. Bryan should not speak at
the meeting.
Mayor Harrison had been invited to
deliver an address of welcome. He is
invited as the mayor of Chicago, ald
not as Democrat. "NIr. Harrison is
mayor Of our city," said Mr.. Altgeld,
"and 1t is only proper that we should
invite him 10 welcome the visiting
Democrats"
Cleveland, Ohio, July 17.-Nincent
II. Perkins of Chicago, who has been
mentioned rs the successor of Carter
ii. Harrison for the mayoralty of
that city, IS visiting Cleveland. In an
Interview to-day he said that Mayor
Harrison was loyal to William j.
Bryan anl would support him for the
presidenc.' next year.
Mayor Harrison" he said. will be a
candidate for governor OF Illinois 10
succeed Governor Tanner and in 1901
he viii h. a candidate for the prcsi.
dcncy and Will be nominated"
Mr.. Perilns expressed the opinion
that Ex-Governor Altgcld had had his
day in politics.
The state herald., 1899-07-21

The statement OF President Thomas
of the Independent Telephone assocIa-
tion that there are now in the United
States $500 non-Bell telephone ex-
changes. operating $4,000 instruments
with total Investment OF s55, 900. .Oo0
is an Interesting Illustration OF the ex-
tent TO which the Bell company has
failed to take advantage of Its oppor-
tunitles. Much the greater part OF the
telephone business In the United States
Is still done by the Bell company. and
the number OF Bell instruments in use
Increases rapidly year after year. in
spite OF the growth OF the Independent
concerns, Nevertheless the indepen-
dent concerns. nr a part OF them, are
well established. They occupy certain
Aslds and viii continue TO occupy them
Tor an indefinite time. Their business,
too. grows and Its extent marks the
degree OF the Bell companys failure TO
secure the monopoly which Il aimed at
and which. under wiser management.
II would have attained
The state herald., 1899-07-21
Lone Navigator Trough, to Fort.

Liverpool. July 1.-THE British
steamer liolbcln, Captain shelocl,.
New York. July LIST, FOR Manchester.
which arrived here to-day, picked up
Captain william A. Andrews. known
ns the Lone Navigator" who left Al.
lnniic city, June 18th. IN n little craft
named "fho Dorea," barely twelve
feet IN length. 10 attempt 10 cross the
Atlantic.
Captain Andrews wns found exhaust.
ed July 18th. nbout 700 miles from the
irlHl const. His boat WINS left ndrif,.
Captain andrews. when he loft Allan.
Tie city, took mn enstorly course and
headed direct for IA. Azores Islands,
where he expected TO stay for n few
days ia rcproylslon his larlcr. lie
hoped TO make the voynRo TO England
IN sixty days, The British steamer
Nnmpcrdown spoke him June 20th.
'npinln Andrews NJ TINT time was
well nnd declined assistance.
The state herald., 1899-07-21
A Master of Trusts.

The Standard Oil magnates having
entered as II dominant factor in sugar,
tobacco, copper, street railway ana
electric vehicles, now control another
industry of the United States. the
men who have just secured the whisky
business of the country direct the
course of the sugar business and are
now said to be attempting to combine
the warning elements. They dominate
tobacco and are moving spirits in the
great copper combine Of which the
Amalgamated Copper Company is the
head and fore They hold the con-
trolling interest in the street railway
systems of New York, philadelphia,
Pittsburg and Chicago, and they may
later take over others. They own ana
control all of the patents on storage
batteries and majority of other pat
ents applied to electric automobiles
are the incorporators of seventeen
electric vehicle companies In as many
states and are planning for the control
of that form of transportation In every
state in the West, North and East.
The state herald., 1899-07-21
Consumption of Almonds.

The people of the United States con-
sumo 21,0O0.000 pounds Of almonds
every year. The greater number are
used In the manufacture Of perfumery,
soap and ilavoring extracts. The
amount consumed on the table is COM
paratively small. California last year
furnished 100000 pounds. 4,500,O00
pounds came from Spain, 1.5OO,OOO
pounds from Italy and considerable
quantity from Greece and Portugal
At the same time we used about L.
100000 pounds of cocoanuts, of which
about 1,000,000 pounds We're produced
in Florida. The remainder were i'm
ported from the West India islands.
The state herald., 1899-07-21

Any large pecuniary transaction is
sure to give occasion for many smaller
ones. and to stir the financial waters
far and wide. On April Both the Unit
ed States paid to Spain the $4,000, 900
provided for in the treaty of Paris.
This payment was promptly followed
by easier conditions in New York. by
the drawing OF many American bills on
London, by fall In the Paris ex-
change with the shipment OF gold from
London to France. and by n perceptible
stifreping In the London money mar
ket. In a miniature way and within
n narrow circle. similar changes are
caused by the dropping OF a single dol
lar into the general circulation.
The state herald., 1899-07-21

At the age OF 20 Queen Victoria was
married to Prince Albert. and at i2
was left widow. Now. at so. she has
devoted what she regards as her last
official visit to the capital OF her en-
pire to the task OF dedicating to the
prince consort's memory the final
and crowning building OF that South
Kensington museum which he founded
and which. as she decrees. Is hence
forth to be known as the Victoria and
Albert museum. Her career, thus out
lined. presents an example OF witely
constancy and devotion which would
be.,admirable in any walk OF life, and
which has been by no means common
among royal folk. 1t is her supreme
distinction that she has never let the
wife. the mother and the woman be
lost in the mere queen.
The state herald., 1899-07-21
JAPAN ONE OF THE POWERS.
Treaties which 90 Into Eject To-day of
Historic Interest.

Washington. ID. C., July ia new
treaty between the United States and
japan, which goes Into effect to-day. nt
which time also new treaties between
Japan and nearly NIL the countries OF
Europe and some OF the South Amcrl.
can republics also go Into effect.
II Is nm event of far reaching import.
nnce In the relations between Jnpan
nnd the United States, ns Il does away
with the treaty methods which have
been In vogue for nearly fifty years.
and substitutes nm entirely new meth.
od OF procedure. The same Is true In
the relations OF Japan with other coun.
tries
Taken Ms whole. the many new
treaties which go into effect to-day will
place Japan ON nn entirely now foot.
Ing with the world nj large. ms mn
equal In every respect.
The treaty with this country wna
mndc November 80. 1891. In Washing.
ton. between Secretary Gresham aud
Minister kurcno, who then represented
Japan here. The changes II made were
NO far reaching that II was determined
the trcnty should not 70 into operation
until July II, 1890.
The state herald., 1899-07-21
Racked by Reputation.

The Union Pacific has added new mod
ern equipment to Its service both east
and west from Denver. and gives even
better satisfaction to It's patrons than In
the past. II stands without "A rival as tho
quickest and most elegant route. with
accommodations to accommodate all
classes OF passengers. Only one night TO
Chicago. ST. Louis and st. Paul, and over
ten hours saved between Denver and the
Pacific coast. Ticket Office gi iIth street
The state herald., 1899-07-21

Tho Increase In postoficee receipts
will this year he Bcnsauonally large.
according TO tho present estimates OF
the department in Washington. In
some branches OF the service receipts
are 20 per cen, greater than they woro
u year ago. In tho last fifteen years
the pos,of'icc business OF tho country
has doubled in volume. This indicates
not only our direct growth In popula-
ton. but the increase in the number
aud slxc OF our newspapers and other
publications. M well as great growth
In the habit OF lottcr-writing. ID
The state herald., 1899-07-21
beautiful Women.

Should have beauty and vigor OF
health. A strong stomach is the nrst
essential to beauty. Nine-tenths or the
sickness comes from weak digestion.
Thousands OF people have tried Hostel.
ter's Stomach Bitters and regained
their health. There is nothing like It
See that private revenue stamp Gov
ers the neck OF the bottle.
The state herald., 1899-07-21
Suit Over IL Cont.

One of the courts at Bonn, Germany.
has tust been worrying over IA long-drawn
out case in which one American cent was
the bone of contention. A parcel-carrter
found n fve-pfcnning piece In the market
place and told some one of the fact As
he was making his rounds a servant
claimed the money as hers. The carrier
told her 10 prove her ownership and she
should have IL. The serving maid went
off to the police station and the fellow
was summoned In anger he went to n
church and dropped the coin In the poor
box, but that did not end the matter. Ho
was hauled before a court, and 1t was
only after "A tedious process that he was
discharged for want Of evidence.
The state herald., 1899-07-21
We will forfeit 81, 900 II any Of our pub
lished testimonials are proven to be not
genuine. The PIso Co., Warren, Pa.

THAT clairvoyant said that for q she
would tell me how to get rid OF the super
fiuous flesh"
what did she say7'
''She told me to go to Manila and help
chase the EilipInoa"
The state herald., 1899-07-21

Admiral Dewey has written n letter
70 Admiral Dledriehs expressing his
regret at tho unfounded statements
that have been made as to their reia-
tons n, Manila. II the two admirals
ngrec that everything was pleasant
even this long-erploltod Incident may
be regarded aA closed.
The state herald., 1899-07-21
DO xour Fee, Aob. and Burn,

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease, powder for the feet. It makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions. Swollen, Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores. 25c. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. Leroy. N. Y.
The state herald., 1899-07-21
How to Max, Money,

We want an agent In every town 10 take
subscriptions for Georges Weekly Cfor-
merly The Road. Liberal terms. Write
for particulars. lnclose 20 stamp for
fnmple copies. Herbert George. Editor.
Y. .. DrnMer l52l DonYer. Colo.
The state herald., 1899-07-21

While a woman may not be able 20
sharpen pencil or propel a stone with
accuracy, she can pack more things
into trunk than man can pile on a
wagon.
The state herald., 1899-07-21

An Ohio man clalms TO have d stone
that little George Washington threw
n, an English sparrow ON his fathers
cherry tree. Anything an Ohio man
soean't clslm isn't worth having.
The state herald., 1899-07-21

Judging by the way they stuffed
their pay rolls the Cubans would do
all sorts of things to ballot box.
The state herald., 1899-07-21

No wonder time flies when the spur
of the moment is continually urging
1t on.
The state herald., 1899-07-21

It's waste of time to explain your
actions. People prefer to form their
own conclusions.
The state herald., 1899-07-21

Dom Paul says he is not looking for
bother, but at the same time he Is not
doing any back pedaling.
The state herald., 1899-07-21

1t was not known how badly used up
Senator Foraker was until he threat
ened to sue Editor Kohlsaat for dam
ages to his character
The state herald., 1899-07-21

The only sure way to pick winner
is by his hilarity after the race.