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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-13

FIRST puDushcd 10 pau, Leader pcc a. ispD
LIQUOR NOTICE
Tu whom If STAY Doutrru-
Nuf.ce IH NHfrhY rittn fhat o. a. Ritter
busch hIt 500. Naf nlrd hle application tu
sell 40 T.fIU sulfItuuuh. fIuuut Iut malt
liquors In sufnfIc. Logan county. oklahoma
aud tnat. lulr.t objection nc hIcd ou ur be
fore enc Ilh GAS ni December a h lfW
said petition ain hc granted
autEric. DklI.. urCru hrr lrH
R r. MORTON County clerk
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-13

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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03
BATTLEFRONT rfAMnr.E-rOw.sS SEND
ROUTE
srvAMEIs Pr lSrsFR.

Leaves 1Sty Dock sssly a. - . n. exc
segss Sunday. soF PORK 2sa1ss@Es. Nsnxator.
F.srs asrar.s Per- s.gel0w ard For.
T0wnsea5 Returning 4 saehes Seattle So
a. ~ aSAg Snn&xs tssvSa fGr. Port
Townsend 1zr@es a. a. RI. rstaTsssG-.
leaves Port Townsend ter seattle direct
81 ?. II Telephone. Main s.. LssIy. 30
exr12s Co. agents
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03
THE EVERETT
& MONTE CRISTO
RAILWAY.

The only route to the popular and active
mi ming districts Of Cold Basin, Gordon
Creek Martin Creek. SiIyerton, Deer
Greek. Goat Lake and Monte Cristo.
The scenic route for tourists. fishing and
camping parties
Fer rates and other Information address
nearest local agent. or
Gen. Frt Pass ACT. Everett Wash
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03
STEAMERS.
Fly ON THE FLYER

CIV 4S1S
SEATTLE 10 TACOMA
-Four round trips daily. except sunday.
In one hour and twenty Ave minutes.
THE STEAMER FLYER
Regular daily trips. Seattle Tacom0
route, - foslows:
TAKING EFFECT TUESDAY, MAJ I
TINE CARD.
Leave Seattle~-i.as. HIS H. n.s s.$s. ssib
p N.
Leave Tacoma-sM q. m. 1. l.So. p -.
SUNDAYS.
Leave Seat,le-1:so A. m. ~ m. p m.
Leave Tacoma-s:30 A. m. 2:N. I'D p m.
Landing AZ Northern Pacific wharf. Ia
coma. and Commercial dock. foot Of Ma
rsan g3reet. Seattle
Sund1ys. steamers Flyer and State q
Washington.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03

Steamer Alice Gertrude leaves CITY dOck
Sundays. Tuesday and Thursdays At u
midnight for Port Townsend, Port VIII
lAngs Dungeness. Port Anxeies. Fort
Crescent. Gettysburg. Pysa,. csallam ana
Neah bay. Returning. leaves Port AEh9e.
les Tuesdays. Thursdays and Saturday,,
a, 5 a. m. ieGves Port Townsend al 10 -
m. arrives In Seattle at $50 p. m. steam.
Wednesdays and Fridays, AT IL midn.g nt.
for Port Townsend. Port Williams Dunge-
nets. pogt Anxe.es and Victoria RA-
turning. leaves Port Angeles at z. N. 81
Mondays. Wednesdays and FTidayA
Leaves Port Townscni a. II u. a.: arrlveo
n Seattle at : ~ p.
Telephone Main 6is.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03
PUGET SOUND 4 ALASKA STEAM
SHIP COMPANY.
VICTORIA ROUTE.

VICTORIA ROUTE
Steamer city OF Kingston. between II.
cogna Wash, and Victoria. b. &.
s0aam f.vl NJ Tacoma lii0. Ar 4:lAn
10 :snarnlr4vl Is SEATTLE s.IArE i:Ssarn
i.sQpm I4vi APT. Townsend IS i9:4pm
<:ispm. Ariiio Victoria NJ y sscpm
sDaily except sundays.
This steamer furnishes FIRST class ac-
commodafions, carrying both freight and
Passengers. and leaves from resIer wharf,
Battle for Victoria, a, sa:5o T. m. and
Tor Tacoma at ais a. m
Tor rates. tickets. etc. inquire OF
j. w ALLEN,
Agent. Yesler Wharf. Seattle
Z 4. NApEAr,
nanarnt Arant ~ y pv Gsafffa
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03
Is =. NAUSsAi,
oeneral Agent n. p. Ry.. Seattle.

STEAMER GEORGE T.. STARR. FOR
AnAeorte-. Fa!rhaven, Whatcom and
Blaine. leaves Central dock, Seattle. at
S d. m Monday Wednesday and Friday
Returning leaves Wha.cor al s .. m
Tuesday. Thursday and saturday. Leaves
Seattle FOR Tacoma al "A. m. Wednesday.
Friday and Monday.
FOR WILDLY ISLAND POINTS AND
La CON y +. fx.~~ Steamer Fairhaeen leaves
Central deck Seattle. daily al 10 D. IN.
except Saturday Returning. leaves Ia
Corner at 7 q. m. daily, except Sunday.
touching "a ES1mOnds. Clinton. Browns
Point, Langley, Coupesilie. San de Fuca.
Oak Harhor. Ufsalaay and La Conner. La
Conner Trading and Transportation Com
pany, owners. Telephone. Main al
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03
RANKS.

csusiyeiy.
Deposits received from 81 to $40 on.
Interest allowed per anrum: Six Per
cent time deposits: per cent on or
dinATy deposits
Dividends declared last days ~ Nav and
November Loans made or real estate or
approved C04isteraIs only.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03
sKAGIT RIVER RoUTE-steamers ska


tual Life Building. Tel. Brown. ssL
sKAGIT RIVER RoUTE-steamers Ska
Monthly Time Card~Leaves Seattle
April / at II a. m April at midnight.
April at a. N, April Al a. m. April
Is al u a. IN. April !. al midnight. April
20 at S a. m. April - al a, M. April
Is al a m: Aprii z AZ ~ a. IN. April %
at II a. IN Leaves Mount Vernon April z
a, 3. m. April q; m.
April al a. m. April At
II a m. April u al p. m. April II AZ
: 3. m. April ls al o. m, April 70 AZ
: g. IN. April d at 8 a. m. April = at II
"a. m. April y al y. m.. April y AZ :
y m. April % ~ s a. m. Calling al Ed
nonds Iu.allp. stan" cod. fif. sAagit
city. Mount Vernon. Avon. SsSsro- WDsslisy
Lyman and Hamilton. steamer skasls
Queen. making tIf-wsekiy trips 10 Mount
Vernon, connecting with Steamer Irene
for up river points. Steamer Irene making
two trips a .sek for Gp-fiseF points. con
recting with Steamer Shagit Queen at
Msrsnt vernon.
FOR passenger ard freight rates apply al
fity Dock W L. Gstseson. General Man
agsr. Sir Skagit queen. II II Mcdonald.
Master. Str. Irene, &. = NJ Donald. Mas
ter. Telephone. Main s.
PORT ORCHARD AND PORT WASH.
tNGTf% ROUTE.
STEAMER MARY F. rERLEX
Leaves foos x Warrington street isaliy az
81" = n. isaDaays, Ga" 2. n5-f fer Pheasant
Beach West BiAks3eyl fsrenserfor e. e
rsg3d9ck Charleston. StaHey. Ira vfaa
t'Aseo ard Ssfysrsale. Returning seaS&s
sa!ver1aze al So A. NJ, arrives Seattle -
T. n Leaves gl9nsy SATURDAY. nights az
$3.50 q. m. arrives Seattle $50 =. fg. Tota-
FAene II a.as s-&
PORT TOWNSEND SAN 1IFAN ISL
ASDS AND WHARTON ROUTE.
STEAMER LYDIA THOMPSON.
Carving t'~st<1 st4s@s MaH. raves tffy
carG. fosf o. Main greet, -sa5ay, T1ses}a =
am3 TbarS1ay a. y ocAoSh fos1nsxnt. Ter
por~ Towus~r8. ser jgsa islands sEfs @sw
Wasscnru Returning Raves &eN v fsas =
com Tsgertav. TsSrResAE ard @at1T AZ az
/. 4 m J r. Teggxpson. sfssuHxer owner
IsgEy- pcgss3s-S CO Agents. Cry DIX
TeaeEsore Mar q.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03

The FASTEST, MOST ELEGANT ana
ONLY DAILY STEAMER on the WHAT.
COM ROUTE
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03

City of Topeka will not call at
Victoria or S.tka Al-ki VIII not
cali at Victoria. Sum Dunn or Sitka-
Cottage City vii not call at Sum
DUN.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03
COTTAGE CITY
April Is, At 9 A. N.

For Victoria. Mary Island. ketch-
kan. Wrangei. Douglas Island.
Sum Dunn, juneau, Skagway, Dyea
and S.tka Connecting At Sttka
with Pacific Steam Whaling Co.
steamers for other points In Alas
ka See ad. below.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03

STEAMER STATE OF WASHINGTON
Leaves Yesler wharf, Seattle daily tex.
cep. Saturday, At 10 p. m for EVERETT
a$ACGRTF3 FAIRHANEsS ard WHAT
COM Returning. leaves Whatcom daily
feseept sunday at a. M arriving In
Seattle a. 40 p. IN.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03
FOR ANAcoRTES. FAIRHAFES. NEW
WHATCOM AND VANCOUVER. Il. &.
STEAMER NORTH PACIFIC.
MeWillians. Master.

leaves Yesler wharf every Monday. Wed
nesday and Friday at II 10 .. IN.
Leaves Vancouver Tuesday and Thurs
day at 10 p. m. for Seattle direct. arriving
10 a. IN. following day.
Leaves Vancouver Saturday 10 p. m for
Whatecm. Fairhsven, Anacortes ard Scat
tie, arriving seattle p. IN. sunday.
Connects at Anzcortes with s. ~. Rv.
and at Vancouver with steamers Cos Ma
naiyno and New Westminster and with &.
r. r. trains for all points East.
For freigh, or passage apply a. Yesisr
wharf or At cfffce OF Vancouver Lane, Nh.
tual Life Building. Tel. Brown. saL
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03

Freight and fares a. low a. any by vat
or or r2Il
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03

Our steamers are strictly first
class. Table unsurpassed. Most ex
perienced. competent commanders
and pilots running to Alaska.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03

Three round trips daily except Sunday.
Connections-At Seattle with the steanNr
Flyer fer Tacoma. At Everett. with the
steamer Mkado for Snohom!Sn. and with
the Everett b Monte crfsto Railway foe
Monte cxisto and way stations
ColmAn Iock, Seattle. Merchants Dock
Everett. Telephone. Seattle. Red ssi- Nv.
erett, 81
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03

PACIFIC NAVIGATION COMPANY.
fsS#er Wharf. Telephone Main SIT.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03
SEATTLE d EVERETT NAVIGATION
COMPANY.
GO ON THE GREYHOUND
SEATTLE. EVERETT AND EDMoNDo
ROUTE

Time Card-Leaves Seattle o. m. - -.
and p m Leaves Everett Sis H. W-s
$50 p. n. and Ills p. N.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03

A NAnEAE. SSena Akeut SeAltss.
wash A = CHARLTON. n u r. A..
rcr.iA-x Or
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-03

Sigh. exchange and tsisgragkic trans
srrS On New York Chicago ~. TaUI. san
F>ranCtsco Portland ard various points "A
Oregon and british Cnlu1his.
Sight tsIis - excnsng- on izondon avail
aisle e54eu here III Europe.
Collections made al al points on favor
able terms
fsfnss sr1css ara rshe- vs1uAh,es re-
cesvs5 or deposit FOR ss<ekeepsug-
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1899-04-14
A COSTLY DINNER.
The RepaSt Wns the First of Expen-
sive Entertainments In New
New VI rk City.

Writing OF the lavish expenditures of
New Workers EureI1a Van Worst recalls
in Ladies' lone Journal II dinner riven
In 1881 i:y man II wealth wL.rh cost
$4,000. and which uEtonishrd his most
e\iravagani associates. as il wus the
most expensive feast given up To that
time.
Drlmonico. the helpful resource
of both those who know and those who
do Eol Know how TO spend their money,
was nj loss To know how 10 al. puae of
THIS then fabulous amount upon a
single meal. There were 7c guests. and
they were entertained in the ,aryr ball
room Whirtl III EtImonicO'S Fourteenth
street establishment saw so many So
claI iriumrhs. The house had been Mr..
Moses Grinncll's. and ever Lore the i'm
PRINT Of Il gCnlleman's residence even
when transformed into II public place of
entertainment. The table occupied the
whole length and breadth of the room:
the walters had barely space TO movc
about IL. II was u long. oval table,
round which massive wreath of ex-
Tuisite flowers was laid guarding min
iaiure lake 80 feet long. The water. by
mechanical contrivance. undulaied
gently. and on lis breast hoated four liv-
ing swans. IL golden network keepinR
them in place.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1899-04-14
SULTAN FEARED THE GUN.
The TuFkisA Monarch Was Greatly
Impressed with the
Maxim Arm.

hiram Maxim. the inventor of the
Maxim gun. tells an amusing story of
an experience with the sultan OF Tur-
Key. The sultan had witnessed n test
OF the wonderful shooting Of the randi
hre arm and was duly impressed with
seeing the small weapon deliver itself
Of 600 shots a minute without being
touched by human hands save the first
pull of the trigger.
Wonderful wonderfuli" he ex.
claimed in amazement. 81 must have
some of those arms"
Some time later Mr.. Maxim received
an order for an expensive pattern Of
small field arm. He made two. beauti.
FULLY chased in gold and of marvellous
Workmanship. What the sultan could
want Of such expensive outside tran
pings he did not know. but they were
duly sent to Turkey. where they now
rest in the royal muse"~
An! They shoot tell." the sui
tan is reported to have said when asked
why they were not used in the field.
'rhey are better where they are"
II was afterward said that The sultan.
having snperstitious regard for their
shooting power. thought they were bet
ter off where they could br seen in
stead of being handled by his troops in
times OF peace. But now. having got
ten over somewhat his fear of their
"hrathenish deviiShness. he is sail 10
have arrived at that point where they
may find their way exte nsively int @ the
Turkish army when the next trouble
comes,
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1899-04-14
Ard NAL Epicupea.

In its stories Of animal life the Strand
Magazine tells Of an old sheep dog that
was used to keep foxes away from .
chicken farm and who did u success.
fully Nevertheless the chickens would
disappear Oui nf brood Of 25 thpre
would he left onlI three. The dog was
al last suspected but as he would per-
NIT the chickens 10 climb as aver him
this was consirIered h*h s;Ai close
watching showed that rnrly in tho
morning when none but chickens were
nstir. OF which the dog would make
sure 10y listening az the house d.ors
and looking up NJ the windows. he
would turn 10 and treat himself to .
good square meat of chicken. Another
story IL OF horse that having been
treated TO bread a. u customers onoe
or twice. would when he had chance,
cross the sidewalk and with his mouth
hammer the brass knockrr on the dool
until his wants were attended to,
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1899-04-14

THE NEW SCALP LAW.

CHAP. XLV.-An Act to amend an
Act entitled @\n Act to provide
Tor the deatruc ion Of noxious
animals, and to repeal an Act re-
lat'nv thereto, approved Febru-
ary 3, 1887.
lApproved March y. rs99.l
The People of tile s ats of Nevada.
represented i'll the Senate and As
sembly, d" enact as follows:
~SEcTIoN l. Spc 100 one Of said Act
is hereby amended so as to road as
follows:
Sertl"n one. II any~pers IN shall
take and kill within this State nay Of
the following noxious animals, he
shall be entitled to receive out Of the
treasury Of the county within which
such nOxiOus animals shall have been
taken, the following bounties, to wit:
For every coyote or prairie wolf,
fifty cents; for every lynx ar wildcat,
one dollar: for every California lion.
one dollar; all Of which bounties
ahau be subject to the provisions of
this Act; provided, that no person
shall be entitled to apply for or re-
ceive bonnty money for any number
of sca'Ps less than ten at any one
time.
SEQ. 2. Section four is hereby
amended 80 as to read as follows:
Section four. II it shall appear to
the Justice that the noxious ami nails
have been taken and killed within
the county, he shall cut off the ears
from the scalps and give to the per-
son so sworn certificate stating the
number and kind Of scalpe deposited
with said Justice. The Justice shall
Within thirty days thereafter send to
the Sheriff OF his county AL scalps
deposited with him, together with a
statement naming the person depos-
ltinR the same, the time deposited,
and the kind Of scalps. Upon receipt
Of Saul scalps and statement, the
Sheriff, County CLERK and District
Attorney, as a part Of their official
duties, shal compare the number
and kind ct scalps received by the
said Sheriff with said statement. and
Immediately thereafter said officials
shall destroy said scalps and file the
said statement with the Clerk of the
Board Of County Commissioners.
The said Justice shall receive for
each oath administer d twenty-five
cents, and iLr each certificate twenty
five cente, to be paid by the party
applying for said bounty, and in no
case to be charge against the
county.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1899-04-14
NOTICE.

By order Of the Board Of County
Commissioners of EIko County, State
Of Nevada. made this 9Th day of
February, 1899, notice is hereby
given that all persons who are char9
es upon the county must como to the
County Hospital, or all claims for
their support will be disallowed b,
said Board except in cases Of extrome
emergency.
Attest: A. G. DAwLEY,
County Clerk.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1899-04-14
To Whom 1t May Concern.

The reward offered by me in Sep
tember, 1893, for the arrest and re-
tnrn OF Mike Hartman, " no broke
Jail in Elko on the 18th day OF Sep
tember, 1893, is hereby Withdrawn.
j. NJ. NATTER.
Elk Sheriff OF ElkO county, Nevada.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
Tnc DAILY cAMrRA
Int.iiix~nec of the Elephant.

THE elephant" observed the mahout,
knows more than some people"
The acrobat doubted it.
For instance" continued the ma
hout, looking innocent, IAN elephant
would know better than to try to beat
a hotel bill by mailing his trunk to the
floor to make it seem heavy"
Here the acrobat got red in the face
and walked away, while the clown and
the squestrienne laughed quietly.-De-
troit Journal.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
A NeiRhborIy Mistake.

Amateur Soprano-It's just too mean
for anything! That dog of yours howls
every time | sing.
Neighbor-l'm very sorry, mum.
why don't you stop him?"
You see. mum, we didn't know -
was that way"
What way?"
I'VE thought, mum, that you was try
in to spite us by singin' every time he
howled."-N. Y. Weekly.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
Anordinx a CIew.

That's an interesting story about
the way in which Beecher once silenced
Gladstone in a five-minute conversation
they had in England. There never was
word of it printed at the time, was
there?"
"of course not. They were alive then
to contradict it."-Chicago Tribune.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
A Change for the Worst.

''He is awsIly nice" she sobbed.
shut | can't can't"
Cant WHAT" queried her mother.
Give up my name of Willoughby for
his of Smith" was the fearful answer
Harlem Life.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
POlltira.

Mr.. Ward Heel-Booze has promised
me that If 1 help nominate him he will
give NE job.
Mrs. Ward Heels this man Booze
sure of getting it?
Mr. w H.-Not by any means; old
Slydog is running against Booze.
Mrs W. H.-And if Slydog gets it?
Mr.. ". H.-Tli be all right, anyhow.
I'm under contract to help nominate
both of them on the same terms.-Ohio
State Journal.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
Two Kind. Of Experience.

Mr.. Oddfellow-Sir, the most hopeless
task one can undertake is to convince
= man that his religion or politics is
wrong!
Mr.. ioungfellow-Or = woman that
diamonds are or never can be unfashion-
able.-Jewelers' Weekly.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
A Volunteer.

riepass Teddy-Dis paper tells about
doctor wots maxim experiments ter
find out de effect of alcohol on de hu-
man system.
Handout Where does dat do,,-
tor live? He kin experiment on me rs
much as he wants to.-N. y. Journal
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
Tn. uni~~r..I Language,

Mabel-Say, ma, you know them Ital-
ian folks on the corner that have little
baby? Well, their baby amt Italian.
after all.
Mrs. Wilkins-It isn't7 How can you
tell?
Mabel-Why, ! heard it cry to-day,
and 1t cried just exactly like our Eng
lish baby.-Puck.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
PFud en- {,

He-Dearest, the firm says that when
stantial raise in my salary.
She-Oh. how much?
He-1 will tell you, il you will prom
Use to conceal the news from your
father.-Brooklyn Life.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
PyrOtech n les,

listens very patient to dem orators so
grand.
doesn't make remarks. does my best
to understand
But | sometimes wants ter ak 'em, 'thout
intendn' fob ter scoh
is you gwinter tell me things or is you
only shown ofI?"
washington Star
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
Not Inclusive,

Featherstone-Come, Bobbie (hand-
ing him a quarter), how many fellows
have called on your sister this week !?
Bobbie-Let's see-five.
THAT doesn't include me, does it?"
"Oh, no. Sister says you don't
coupt."-Brooklyn Life.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
A Den tal,

"So." exclaimed Senator Sorghum.
Indignantly, that man told you my
vote was for sale"
He said so in so many words"
We'll, You can go to him and refute
the calumny. It's for rent once in
awhile, but never for sale."-Washing-
ton Star.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
Arnuot,able.

Husbsnd-l,'s perfectly disgraceful
for MS to quarrel as we do.
Wife-lt isn't my fault, | am always
willing to agree with you If you will
only agree with me,-N. Y. Journal.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
He Certainly Had .

Homer Flatt-Raphael Dauboily. the
celebrated artist, got $4,000 from old
Goldson for his latest picture.
Ryder Carr-Whew! well. always
said that man had the touch of n mas
tern. Y. World.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
Trouble in sight.

Clark-I know now exactly how a
defaulter feels when he stands on the
verge of discovery.
Green-Why. what?
Clark-When my wife went away
she told me to be sure and have the
plumbing overhauled while she was
gone. | forgo. il till this minute. and
World.
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
EntitIed to q Prise.

Fond Father-l would like my son to
have a prize of some kind.
Master-What. Give a prize TO your
SOM He persists in doing nothing.
Fond Fnther-.Well, give him q prize
for perseverance.-Tit-B
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
Pure Guesswork.

Teacher (stating problem again.
The man has $1,000 assets and $4,000
liabilities. What per cent. will the
creditors get?
Pupil-About-
reacher-Work the problem out;
don't guess at il.
Pupil-My father says that is all any
body can do.-Puck
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
4 Choice.

day of with the daisy. the lily or the rose
May be the thing for poets. who are sim
pie, ! suppose.
But give me In the autumn time. the best
in all the land.
day on with a cider mill and doughnuts
close at hand
Chicago Daily Record
Daily camera., 1899-11-23
praMinx conelu.io...

SIS she his third or his fourth wife'"
"Nust be his third, guess. Anyway
I heard her declare yesterday she had
no faith in the old saying that there's
luck In odd numbers. Times
Herald,
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their Intrreu Not the same.

Spokeby-Strange that professional
billiardist should have any better
standing than a pawnbroker.
Dulham--i don't see why.
Spokeby-They both make their liv-
ing by three-ball game.-N. Y. World.
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A DtscOyery.

A bright little boy who went to school.
And was up to all sorts OF tricks.
Discovered that 9. when upside down.
Looks just ike the figure 6.
So when asked his age by visitor
The bright little boy said
why. l am when ! stand on my feS<,
And when | stand on my head"
Buffalo News
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Their Point Of View.

First Fly-These mortals are . con-
founded nuisance.
Second Fly-That's 40. 1 no more
than sit down for minutes quiet
than this man slaps ut me.-N. Y.
World.
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s,,,rboara R~psrt.,.

"You are looking sour" said the
blackberry jam.
Never" retorted the branded
peaches, ION the contrary, I am In the
best OF spirits Chicago Daily News
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Our Titled Families.

docs that man from America be-
long to the aristocracy?" inquired the
earl.
We'll" answered the duke. refec-
lively, II have heard 1t asserted that
some members of his family were coal
barona. Star.
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OF COurne,

"The othe, man in any controversy
has as good right to his opinion as
you have TO yours"
yes, but he's such chump-he's al
ways wrong."-Chicago Daily Record.
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thick, ropy nSor. isens
aad this causes the moro
DrsAoa1cs1 Fnptons. Il
NnAiAs In The stomach
and Asesnposss- nsn,
si ssIrsA, AiCssnsa saA-
not be properly psrfssD-
ID. The great Vegetable
rSmsdy HUDYA1 Dsvss
fails - effect . eafs.
HUDYAM eal b AAA q
al druGH1sss fss 6oc- Per
packags. otIly your
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A Theory.

Ada-Who said zone man Is a. good
as snothsrf" don't know; but sup
pose II was some advocate of repub-
licanism.
Clnra--Oh. I thought II was some old
maid!--puck.