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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1899-06-22
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8lao. huor 1900 Nrbeioere bare bes
iiaftieeoe. Seq siorbe 6olbt / ct lille
0etberse; men bullten gsdt uenieoe mig
oer2 9rit os 9ummel lise nj Dag
9rp. Man ituloe nnlien tro fig iornn
aferunosns porie. DIN Ssun funte
Ger llet lille pare Gale. On Morgenen
talie Ies meo g9rieu ON ben ierselise
Naaobs, oisie f~initels arbeloere tbs
brnste oeres 6ritio pan.
raa." iosoe bon, %siaaoan ger man
aliio Der. 9isie Golf brittle r9 ere
iuntne / nae Clogs andre salier. Seq
iror life, bet par beloist. ON Ell irem,
meo uOueoe fig neo | Wlinelnt nosn tn
laot 9iltol."
"a Ieg iorlob Steoet, IGNITE jog. oil
BET piloe p9re et fort llnoer, ON oisie
Nennelier uiloe omuenoe fig.
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lllptfe / en- Of be bpbeite Dilner. ae,
ben. III hoilten Neohrinssfurpen Dor
beitet, iprans, % auruen liprteoe meo
be beri parenoe Nrbeloere neb / 8pbei.
On of BEN bnpbe 4anosneruarelle mol
til at srlbe eiier en- fremlpringeuoe
alippefunt. pan ht iai Os iu9ueoe M
ouer ben rebiomme Gisruno. 8enne
Dlnnb pnr ben o9rlte al benz ale, en-
borisrer til off onot, os en- Spotter %
paoer Of alt sooi.
Wan ru9te en- balu Time for Of
reooe ban; bans 3 Rammerater bare
sjeblifielis orRbie. 9toen, ban illbrn9'
tie iu9oenoe oper Nisrunoen, ipntes BAN
en- Guls5eo. hpert WInut par foitbart
for BAN. s benne iarlise Stiuin9 uiite
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life nlene at pore naaet libel iom be
nnore. men osioa Of pere bieoen tofiet
/ Seluebes Nisrunb. buor Der err @raab
o9 lRnbers @nioiel. 9an iaa nu.
bpOrlebes bpert Minut, ban enbnu bop.
be Of leue /, fun it9nfeoes al Cubs
uerbelise Barmbiertisbeo.
Gnbeii9 par BON ireifi. Ia nan
lneoe BAN pua Soroen, foiteoe ban fig
itrais paa an9 miot iblinbt ale fine
aommernter o9 beapnote meb iaareiualt
Stemme at befsnbe fine SDnber, ioet
ban insbe, at ineen bapoe uaret iaa
lnnet btrte fro Cub iom ban.
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miitet G~oritanben. De bes1nbte Of
frsiie os berOlise BAN. os oiloe enoos
baue BAN ben | aroen for at b%sitIbelis.
boloe bans 8eonins Deb be iplote @las.
Men ban reiiie fig op Cs talte aluOr'
fig til benz, ban ejoroe Dem opm9rf
Tom paa, bporlebes be ale iu9peoe ouer
Seluebes Qisrunb, o. buorlebes be fun
bauoe Cubs ubarunbelise gsanoe Of tatfe
for, at be enbnu leueoe os bapoe lib
til D%muenbelie, % til at bespnbe al
leue ct npt 2eunet.
Oct pareoe lite lense. fsr sn anben
Of M9nbene fnalebe neb, be be9pnbie
at srebe 90 bebe Our ON al bialpc seln
The Yale expositor., 1899-08-18

many changes for the better in the
town.
Herbert Wilcox has returned home
from Harbor Beach where he has been
spending a week. Miss Polly, who
has also been visiting for few weeks
up there, also attending the teachers
institute for a few days returned
home Thursday.
Thos. G. Graham, of Peck, editor of
the Sanilac County Times, made the
Expositor Office pleasant call while
in the village Wednesday. Mr.. Ora
ham is an able lawyer and has a good
practice. HIS paper is always newsy
and has good patronage.
Mrs. j. @. Rood received telegram
Wednesday from her friends that her
father was very ill and at once took
the train to Meauwataka, Wexford
county. Mr.. Roode received n mes
sage from his wife Thursday stating
that her father was somewhat better.
The Prof. started for there in the after
noon.
The Yale expositor., 1899-08-18
A Mother Tells How She Saved
Her title Daughter'S Life.

am the mother of eight children
and haye had great deal of expert
ence with medicines. Last summer
my little daughter had dysentery in
its worst form. We thought she would
die. | tried everything could think
of, but nothing seemed to do her any
good. | saw by an advertisement in
our paper that Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy was
highly recommended and sent and
got bottle at once. 1t proved to be
one of the very best medicines we eyer
had in the house. 1t saved my little
daughters life. l am anxious for
every mother to know what an excel
lent medicine il is. Had l known it at
first it would have saved me a great
deal of anxiety and my little daughter
much suffering-Yours truly, Mrs.
GEO. f. BURDIcK, Liberty, X. /. For
sale by Will Lennon, Druggist.
The Yale expositor., 1899-08-18
A $4,000 Bicycle Given Away
Dailv.

The publishers of The New York
Star, the handsomely illustrated Sun
day newspaper, are giving high grade
bicycle each day for the largest list of
words made by using the letters con-
tanned in
T-H-E NEW YORK STAR"
no more times In any one word than
it is found in The New York Star.
Webster's Dictionary to be considered
as authority. Two good watches first
class time-keepers) will be given daily
for second and third best lists, and
many other valuable rewards, lnclud-
ing dinner sets, tea sets, china, sterling
silverware, etc, ETC., in order of merit.
This educational contest is being given
to advertise and introduce this success
full weekly into new homes, and all
prizes will be awarded promptly with
out partiality. Twelve 2-cent stamps
must be enclosed for thirteen weeks
trial subscription with full particulars
and list of over 800 valuable rewards.
Contest opens and awards commence
Monday, June Goth, and closes Mon
day, August 2lst, 1899. Your list can
reach us any day between these dates,
and will receive the award TO which
it may be entitled for that day, and
your name will be printed in the fol-
lowing issue of The New York Star.
Only one list can be entered by the
same person. Prizes are on exhibition
at The Stars business offices. Persons
securing bicycles may have choice of
Ladies', Gentlemen's or Juveniles
1899 model, color or size desired. Call
or address Dept. "E." The New York
Star, 236 w. 3sth Street, New York
City.
The Yale expositor., 1899-08-18

What is Kodol Dyspepsia Cure? 1t
is the newly discovered remedy, the
most effective preparation eyer devils
ed for aiding the digestion and assimi-
lation of food, and restoring the de.
ranged digestive organs to a natural
condition. IL is discovery surprising
anything yet known to the medical
profession. Grant Holden.
The Yale expositor., 1899-08-18

There is a time for all things. The
time to take DeWitt's Little Early
Risers is when you are suffering from
constipation, billiousness, sick-head-
ache, indigestion, or other stomach or
liver trouble. Grant Holden.
The Yale expositor., 1899-08-18
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Sleeping and Parlor Cars between Bay City
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Connections made at Port Huron and Detroit
in Union Depot for all Points South, Canada
and the East.
For further information see timeta ofthis
Company. +. A. GRlSWOLD, Agent.
The Yale expositor., 1899-08-18

A GENTS WANTED-FOR 1.-THE LIFE AND
"A Achievements of Admiral Dewey" the
worlds greatest naval hero. BY Nlurat Hal
stead, the lifelong friend and admirer of the
nations idol. Biggest and best book; over 800
pages. sx10 inches; nearly 100 pages halftOne IL
lustrations Only S150. Enormous demand.
Big commissions. Outfit free Chance of a
lifetime Write quick. The Dominion Com
panv, 3rd Floor Caxton Bldg, Chicago.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
OUT OF THE ODD. -

One sailor In 256 is lost at sea.
There are forty-seven Chinese tenn
pies In the United States.
Whlstling is regarded as violation
of the divine law by Icelanders.
The Tartar alphabet contains 202 let
ters, being the longest in the world.
For $500 year a man can, in Japan.
pay for house, food and two servants.
Explosive bullets were first used in
India for hunting tigers and elephants.
The Free Methodist Church of Amer
lea has about twenty-five thousand
members.
Lots of people marry money, but the
license Is always made out under an
other name.
The individual who dives to the bot
tom of pleasure brings up more gravel
than pearls.
1t occasionally happens that man
dislocates his common sense when he
falls in love.
Women, according to a prominent
physician, have, as a rule, much coarser
hair than men.
The retail dealer doesn't stand well
with the manufacturer when the latter
has to carry him.
The grave of an unmarried woman In
Turkey is often indicated by rose
carved in stone.
The taste of strychnne can be de-
tected when one grain is diluted with
100000 parts OF water.
The first electric railway in the world
was built in Ireland, from Bushmills
to Giants Causeway.
France has kept 100000 tons OF coal
stored at Toulon since 1893 to be ready
In case war should break out.
A fool may insult and abuse others,
but wise man gives people credit for
what they are actually worth.
There are now over 5000 vocations
open to women. One is marriage-the
others are of minor Importance.
The shipyards in Great Britain, all
working together, could turn out a big
steamship every day of the year.
Every other Austrian household and
every third Italian family contributes
one member to the national army.
There is a rosary in the British mu-
scum made of the vertebrae of snake.
Another is composed of rats teeth.
Oysters are such nervous creatures
that a sudden shock such as a loud
thunderclap, will kill a whole boat
load
A moralistic failure is a man who
gives you advice about getting on in
the world, then winds up by striking
you for a loan.
The largest steel shaft in the world
has just been finished. 1t is 21 feet.
10 inches long and its diameter in the
middle is 81 inches.
When dog barks at night in Japan
the owner is arrested and sentenced
to work for year for the neighbors
whose slumbers may have been dis
turbed.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
Porto Rico,s Unknown FInra.

Flora of Porto Rico are next to un-
known. The Spaniards never had en-
ergy enough to undertake study of
Porto Rico flora, and they distrusted
foreign scientists. who, they thought,
might be harboring revolutionary de.
signs under the guise Of the savans
Two German botanists, however, by n
liberal bribery of the Spanish Off
'ials. did succeed in making q limited
survey and collection of the flora. One
Of them was Herr Schwaeneke, who
visited Porto Rico In 1920; the other
Herr Sinternis, who went partially
over the islands about twenty years
ago. The studies of these two men
comprise about all that is known of
Porto Rico flora. 1t Is believed that
some of the rnrest orchids in the world
are growing unknown in the interior
Of Porto Rico. There are luxuriant
tree palms one hundred feet In height.
rich ferns, gorgeous flowers of all de-
scriptions, banana, orange, lemon and
other plants.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
DO you KNOW?

Cuba has 1900 sugar plantations.
The Bank of England was opened
202 years ago.
Russian does not become of age
until he is 20.
A male adult has half an ounce of
sugar In his blood,
In Greenland potatoes never grow lar
ger than a marble.
Ireland possesses the most equable
climate Of any European country.
There are said to be fewer suicides
among miners than among any other
class of workmen.
A German law prevents proprietors
of eating houses from serving beer to
people eating fruit.
The depth Of water affects the speed
of steamers very considerably, the ves-
sells moving more slowly in shallow
than in deep water.
In England when a man is committed
for trial the press is silent until the
trial takes place. 1t does not prejudSe
Dried bananas are now being eX-
ported from Queensland. They are in
tended as a substitute for raisins in
British puddings.
1t is not generally known that clip
pings from masculine heads of hair are
used for making strainers through
which syrups are clarified.
The largest library Of small books in
the world belongs to a Frenchman, who
boasts that he can pack 700 of his pock-
ct editions in a single portmanteau.
The area of the municipality of Lon
don is GIL acres. Including the metro
politan and city police districts, Lon
don is 443, ,42l statute acres in size.
In northern China many of the ma
tives are dressed in dogskin. There
are many establishments where dogs
OF peculiar breed are raised in large
numbers for their shaggy pelts. They
are killed when eight months old.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06

Ulrich Dahlgren, who after deyotinQ
mush time to the study of the method
by which fishes breathe has discovered
two membranous valves inst inside the
teeth. which make Dossible the follow
Ing conception of the breathing of tele-
ost fishes. which is given by Mr.. Dahl.
gren In the last issue of the Princeton
University Bulletin: 1.-THE construction
and operation of the fish's apparatus
Is that of n perfect two-yalye Dump.
In such pump there must be n cham
her which possesses two openings
each guarded by valve. The forces
necessary to operate such a structure
are three Tor six) in number: l. A
force so applied as to alternately con-
tract and expand the chamber. .
force to alternately shut and open the
posterier (exit) valve: 3. A force
to alternately shut and open the anter-
ior yoIvn 'rhcsa v,Ivos nuct Io onar
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
PlCKlNGS.

The way to get rich is to spend less
than you earn.
- No man can climb higher than his
highest ideal.
No one can disgrace us but our
selves.-J. G. Holland.
If a man could have his wishes, he
would double his trouble.
Back of every sorrow lies some 10y,
as back of the cloud the sun.
Vice we can learn of ourselves; but
virtue and wisdom require a tutor.
Praise is the handmaid of virtue,
but the maid Is much oftener wooed
than the mistress.
There is enough salt in the sea to
cover seven million square miles of
land with a layer one mile in thick
ness.
Although you count yourself a
brighter fellow than I am, yet | can
come round you," as the earth said to
the sun.
There is law preventing the crying
of newspapers on the streets Of Wash
ington on Sundays and on weekdays af-
ter nightfall.
81 never saw man SO afraid OF fire
as Sichenstein." "Is he?" "Yes. He
always prefers an assignment."-Cl
land Plain Dealer.
AS showing the keennesa OF their
scent, 1t is said that the vulture and
carrion crow can smell their food for a
distance of forty miles. Hut then II
must be taken into account that the
food has somewhat peneir rating fla
vOr.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06

A young lady from the country was
suing her eX-sweetl cart for breach of
promise, and the In wyers We're, as U.S.
ual, making all sorts of inquisitive in
quiries.
you say" remarked one, that the
defendant frequently sat very close to
your
Yes, sir" was the reply with n
hectic flush.
'Uow closeW
"Closc enough SO one cheer was all
the settin' rom we needed"
And you say he put his arm around
your
NO, | didn't"
"What did you say, then"
II said he put both arms around
me-"
'Then whatT
"He hugged me-"
"Nery hard"
"Ycs, he did; so hard that l come
purity near holleriny out"
"Why didn't you holler?"
"'Cause."
"rhat's no reason. Be explicit,
please. Because why"
"'Cause | was afeered he'd stop
Golden Penny.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
FREELAND, PA, JULY 6, 1899.
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

No popular writer is a genius to his
stenographer.
The keener the critic the more cut
ting the criticism.
People who know the least are apt
to assume the most.
great many men owe their success
to the failure of others.
It's poor sign painter that can't
make name for himself.
It's sometimes difficult to get infor-
nation from a bank teller.
Time and silence occasionally sue
ceed when all other agencies fail.
The small amount a creditor duns
you for is often big sum to you.
ANY man may deceive other men, but
1t takes genius to fool a woman.
1t is easy for a man to follow advice
that comedies with his own views.
When the flying machine refuses to
soar 1t makes the inventor sore.
Shallow-brained people bow to the
clothes rather than to the wearer.
n mans failure to accumulate a for
tune is seldom due to his liberality.
After marriage it's sometimes a Case
of two fools with but single thought.
The more work man Is willing 20 do
the more others are willing he should.
Some married mon are glad that they
have the privilege of thinking as they
please.
man will invariably smile at your
jokes If you invite him to smile at
your expense.
When a woman can't find any place
else to put thing she holds it in her
mouth.
Rumors of war are less interesting
to landladies than roomers who pay
in advance.
Some young wives love old husbands
because of their ability to transform
them into rich widows.
There are some glass blowers in the
country who can work only when the
glass has foam on It,
A woman may have a face like an
open book. but a man always finds it
difficult to read between the lines.
A great many soldiers in the army of
the unemployed seem to think it dis
honorable to desert and go to work.
For every dollar a woman spends on
her dress she gets about 80 cents worth
OF show and 10 cents worth of comfort
The American eagle is a tough old
bird, but there is a legal tenderness
about Its portrait on a silver dollar.
The man who isn't capable of filling
the oiice better than the man appoint
ed has yet to be born in this great and
glorious republic.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
fEMlN NE CHAT tR.

Is there anyone who suffered from
writer's cramp because of indorsing
checks?
No man looks so tried as he who
owns small boy who is old enough
to ask why"
1t always makes a woman awfu,ly
mad to have some one say the bright
things which she was just about to
utter.
Just as soon as woman fails 10 care
when man scolds her you can rest
assured she is beginning not to Gaze
for him.
The college bred girl is ill-bred when
she thinks that her extra learning war
rants her being impertinent to her
m0Lner.
Just when woman manages to get
her hair trained into a nice pompadour
the rumor that bangs are returning
reduces her to despair.
A bird in the hand may be worth
two in the bush, but it DOESN'T com
pare with one on the hat, Judging by
the price Of millinery thus adOrn.d.
Just as soon as you begin to think
that there Is no one quite as fine as
yourself then at that moment you can
rest assured that there are others
The craze for securing something for
nothing makes a woman forget fatigue
when she stands an hour IN line to
get biscuit that her husband wouldn t
eat if she made it.
The person who knows lne plot Of
a play and tells it audibly 10 his
neighbor is not SO numerous AS for.
merly, because, perhaps, there are so
few plots that any one can discover in
the up-to-date play
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
APHORISMS.

Ability is poor mans wealth.-M.
Wren.
Avarice is the vice of declining years.
Bancroft.
Candor is the brightest gem of CRIT
icism.-Disraeli.
We enjoy thoroughly only the pleas
ure that we give.-Dumas.
Advice is seldom welcome. Those
who need it most like it least.-John-
son.
Accuracy is the twin brother of hon
esty; inaccuracy of dishonesty. C.
Simmons.
Title and ancestry render a good man
more illustrious, but an i'll one more
contemptible.-Addison.
Affectation lights candle to our de-
fects, and though it may crafty our
selves, it disgusts all others.-Lavater.
The shortest and surest way to live
with honor in the world is to be in real
ity what we would appear to be-So-
crates.
Few persons have sufficient wisdom
to prefer censure which Is useful to
praise which deceives them.-Roche-
foucauld.
In activity we must find our Joy as
well as glory; and labor, like every
thing else that is good is its own re-
ward.-E. P. Whippe.
This is a maxim of unfailing truth
that nobody ever prizes into another
mans concerns but with a design to do
OF to be able to do, him a mischief
South.
Call on business man only at bust
ness times, and on business; transact
your business, and go about your bust
ness, in order to give him time to finish
his business.-Wellington.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
A LONG COAST LINE.
That OF the United States Extends Sixteen
Thousand Miles.

Inat OF tho United states Extends sixteen
Thousand Miles.
Next to the British empire the United
States has the longest coast line OF
any nation in the world. With the new
possessions of Porto Rico and the Phil
ippines, the coast line of the United
States will be at least 10000 miles
long, and with Cuba, which must have
Its coast line taken In charge by the
coast survey Of this country, there will
be nearly 10000 of coast to be cared
for. The coast line of the United
States without Alaska amounts tc
nearly 6,000 miles, divided as follows
Two thousand three hundred an6
forty-nine miles on the Atlantic coast
1856 miles on the Gulf of Mexico and
nearly 1000 miles ON the Pacific coast
Alaska, because of the numerous in
dentations and ialandS-those Aleu-
tan islands, which stretch westward
until they meet the possessions of the
Great White Czar'-has an enormous
coast line, amounting up to at least
5000 miles.
To compute the coast line of the
philippines Is at present impossible.
Spain has no photographic office and
no coast survey in working order.
Even the number of islands In the
Philippine group Is not known. Spain
has never taken tie trouble to count
them.
Since the purchase of Alaska In 1867
the sun has never set on the posses
sions of the United States. When the
morning sun is Whitening the bay of
Eastport, Me-, his last red beams are
shining upon the Aleutian islands.
Not the least of the burdens imposed
upon the United States by the acquis-
tion of new territory is the surveying
of its shores. Although begun in 1907,
the work of surveying the coast of the
United States proper has never been
completed. The Russian charts, which
formed the basis OF our survey of the
Alaskan coast were imperfect, and it
will be years before the survey of that
coast is completed
In the meantime there is the coast of
Porto Rico 10 be taken care of, and
also the coasts of Cuba and the Phil
ippines. The charts which are. now de-
pended on for Cuba are incomplete
and unsatisfactory. England and the
United States have done much work
on that coast in the way of surveying
the principal harhors, but in many
eases the old and faulty Spanish
charts are depended on. 70 make a
complete survey of the Philippine
archipelago Is an enormous task,
which will require years and the ex-
penditure of lots of money. AS the
coasts OF the United States are all
looked after by the coast survey, so
the surveys of the coasts of foreign
countries are taken care of by the hy-
geographic office of the navy. This is
purely naval bureau, and the ships
employed in making surveys outside
of the country are all regularly COM
missioned men-of war
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
WAS MAKING PROGRESS,
The Patient Showed Symptoms of Ap,
preaching Co avalescenc~.

The Patient Showed Symptoms of Ap>
preaching Co avaIescenc-.
The gentleman who rung the bell sew
eral times before tile servant let him
in was looking surprised and tritie
into the room.
II called" he explained, "to inquire
about your husbands health. He and
/ belong to the same organization, and
several of the members desired me to
call and see how he is getting along.
We We're very sorry to hear Of his Ill
ness"
Its very kind of you," she an
swered.
There was a crash which shook the
chandelier.
She paid no atten ton to it.
81 think 1t will be only day or two
before he Is able 10 get out and go
down town." she added.
The slamming of doors echoed heav-
lily through the house.
HAS he been dangerously sick"
mot until to-day"
But | understood you to say that he
was convalescent."
81 think may say that he is so. He
wasn't well enough to be dangerous
till this morning. But before noon he
hal discharged the trained nurse,
quarreled with the cook, smashed a
rocking chair against which he stubbed
his toe and thrown the canary bird out
of the window. Those are always
hopeful symptoms with him, and
feel fairly justified in saying that he
is conyalescent."