Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1899-12-23

EI reared to Christ
mas giving, and every Payson knew that
he or she might expect present from
each of the other Paysons, and SO here
was Mr.. Sidney Payson bachelor, mis-
anthrope and cynic) elbowing his way
along State street with the other shop
pers.
Mr.. Payson would have been utterly
miserable had it not been for the fact
that he found selfish joy in knowing
that the Christmas season brought
neither peace nor good will.
He had reached that stage Of soul
distemper Mt which there can be no
happiness except by the discovery OF
misery in others. Mr.. Sidney Payson
was the kind of man who loved to tell
invalids that they were not looking Us
well as usual, and who frightened young
husbands by predicting that they would
regret having married. He made It n
rule never to put the seal Of approval
on any human undertaking, and 1t was
q matter of pride with him that he
could find a sinister motive for every
act which other people applauded. He
dealt in sarcasm, was perpetually bored
and might have lost all interest in life
had 1t not been that he found contin-
ued satisfaction in making himself
feared and hated. Some OF his pious
friends used to say that Satan had
got the upper hand with him, but there
were others who intimated that il might
be bile.
Imagine the surly wrath and the
sense Of humiliation with which Mr..
Sidney Payson set about his Christmas
sht ing! In the first place, to go
she. ling for Christmas presents was
the most conventional thing that any
one could do, and Mr.. Payson hated
conventionalities. For another thing.
the giving Of a Christmas present car
ried with it some evidence of affection,
and Mr.. Payson regarded any sign of
affection us one Of the crude symptoms
OF barbarous taste and deficient educa-
tion.
II he could have assembled his rela-
tives Mt Christmas gathering and
opened a few old family wounds, re-
minding his brother and his two sis
tiers of some of their youthful follies,
thus shaming them before the children,
Mr.. Sidney Payson might have managed
to make out rather merry Christmas.
Instead of that, he was condemned TO
go out and purchase gifts and be MS
cheaply idiotic us the other wretched
mortals with whom he was being car
ried along State street. No wonder that
he chafed and rebelled and vainly
longed that he could hang Grape on
every Christmas tree in the universe.
Mr.. Sidney Payson was not only hu-
INFLATED. He was greatly puzzled. Aft
er wandering through two stores and
looking in at 20 windows he had been
unable to make one selection. II seemed
to him that all the articles offered for
sale were singularly and uniformly in
appropriate. The custom of giving was
farce in itself and the storekeepers
I had done what they could to make II
sickening trayesty.
This was Mr.. Payson's point of view,
''I'll go ahead and buy lot of things
ut haphazard," he said TO himself. ~
don't care a blank whether they're up
propriate or not"
At that moment he had an inspira-
tion. II was an inspiration which could
have come to no one except Mr.. Sidney
Payson. 1t promised speedy end to
shopping difficulties. 1t guaranteed
him Christmas TO his own liking.
He was bound by family custom TO
buy Christmas presents for his rela-
: tives. He had promised his sister that
he would remember every one in the
list. But he was under no obligation
{ to give presents which would be well
come and appropriate. Why not give
TO each of his relatives some present
which would be entirely useless, inap-
propriate and superfuous? II would
serve them right for involving him in
the fool performances Of the Christ
mas season. It would be brrlesque
Oh the whole foolish custom Of Christ
mas giving. 1t would irritate and puz-
xle bis relatives and probably deepen
their hatred Of him. At any rate, II
would be satire on a silly tradition,
and, think goodness II wouldn't be con-
ventional.
sfr. Sidney Pnyson went into the first
department. store and found himself at
ne book counter.
Have you any work which would be
appropriate for an elderly gentleman
q siudious habits and deep religious
conxictionsT' he asked.
I'VE have hsre the works Of Flavius
Ictephus in two Volumes" replied the
/1rnE woman.
All right; IN take them" be said.
j want them for my nephew Brse. he
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