The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-11-09
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car hsafesse, hria psii
-whsa 80 bsrLslaf, hes tshat- 10
h.tsa aol hts u sSy better iksa ~
uls bachelors
-P,ifuaship 10 that teslits shiei
iest, scuen iron isiiirs oss ssosts'
.tes tier ,thtpslrs eoai o. 10 u,
bset.
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ssp. bat sivsJs hsrpsh 70 tell ttiss'
81 other siris .Lo esE't
"A great nssr peopIf, ays the Msas
yoatt philosopher, mat believe there's
Isor 10 osd sombeu lo3sins by tie Wy
ibsy ioot oai for No. /
TIE msu Who doss the lsssi sofk 10
he enc .to Soss the moe, islting sboBi
having be salary rsised.
sgns men. .i5 the Corbisd Ptll
o.ophn. think thsy have DO religion.
ssd otter MEG ibitk they have ell there
Ia
-CL.Gss Misc 0ol5isloets ssked ne
vha lhossti q you lssl night Brsnp
II, tha soi Cb.iiee : Yes. But dopt
be slunsd. didSt tell het
--Fdena = bear tia, yoa recently
dropped iaio poetry. Amstsuf Bard
Well, The editor Gfed me into the waste
basket. u ths,'s vbsi you mesp.
Prosperity briggs peace, Tbsts 90;
the mac h,it door IL 30 busy nov tbs. be
comes home 81 risti loo tired TO ptsolice
on bis comet
Il csne pretty nesr getting enessed
once. Why didD't yon' The day l
made up my miod 10 propose 10 the girl
msr cane .lons sDd ssked me 10 go tisb
log.
The l..i lsnodty / pstrouissd vas the
vor.t I've tttuek Jet 10 vhs, wsyi
Why, l sent them elk collars, and oil | got
back u. the bultonboles.
Did you enjoy Uocle Toms Cabin 81
the matinee. Aunt Lacindsi No; II did
hot have hall 90 msby dsstbbeds % II
osed 10 have when | vas young.
-Tbi. Gates Ai.r' design is . hand
some QUE. said the tombstone man. II is
iud what want, said the widow. He
never shut the door 10 oil our married
life without being told.
Visitor How do you like your new
minister Mrs. Musss-He wont last
very long His wife is too worldly
minded. Rssllyi Yes. It's perfectly
scsndslons. All her dresses at her.
The Youth Why should victory 81
vsys be represented by tensile nguref
The Sage You don. see the appropriate
ices nov, but you haven't msrried yet
He The great troable With Gsbley
10 tbs. be talks too much, She-Thsrs
strange. When be hes been With me be
scarcely said . word. He--0h. be is Too
much OF gentleman to interrupt
You remind me 10 much Of my first
husband, said the angry wife, IS the ismi
ly quarrel grew hereer, Do II sneered
the sasry husband. Yes You've got
30 many Of bis bad qualities and 80 few
OF bic good onesl
Why, didn'i koow she had the COLI
erszs. You didh'ti Oh. ne q terrible
case Seems 10 have struck 10. She
sold her csnsries swhile ago and won't
have any thing bu. bobolinks in The houts
now.
-She- You have known me only two
days. aud slresdy are proposing msrrisgei
He Oh. excuse me. but I've known you
much longer You see. your father hss
your dosiy on deposit at DOR bsnk.
John has wrote . sketch, said the old
man. 80 hes bad II printed 10 the papers.
Going to be . literary man. 10 bsf Yes,
bu. reckon he's one already, fer he's jest
drswed on me Tor $50.
My dear. said Mrs. HnnveII, rs the {
poured the coffee al breakfast The other
do you believe 10 the eternal
6,ness OF ibingsi used to, replied Hun
well. but that sss before you began TO
make my shirts.
Why didn't your daughter go to En-
rope TO study music, Mis-, Dibbsi We've
got her ready three times, and each tine
she decided she'd rather stay Of home and
shou her clothes.
81 Peter -L9t me see, miss. where
IRE you irom New Arrivsl-I am from
Boston. st. Peter (plsyiulIy) -Ab. yes.
| have heard OF Boston New Arrival
Nov. see here II you cay one word
about beans, Won't go in,
Teacher Try TO remember this:
Milton, the poet. YES blind. DO you
think yon eau remember ~ Bobby 6
smart -Yes, ms'sm. schet--Nov. whs,
Pas Ail.on's great misfoitu1ei Bobby
smart be vas poet
The iollosing snssrsm vas picked
Up 10 Tho writing room Of Msine sum
nsf rtsort hotel aud !, plsioly shows the
,,yle Of smnsemens indulsed 10 at The .
place: Gel Two words out Of enough
meaning Dot enough. Answer: '0ae hug,
Good bye. Harold che cried - sh.
threw Der arms sfound HE neck sud vept n
IN his shoulder. pray Tor your safe re
Iufn. Going 10 the Philippinesi ssked . =.
bys,snder. No. che replied
ssrinlly. 0oios 10 play centre rosh. "a,
Il undtrtsrd you are looking for
'ervsrt. ,aii the girl. Oh. dear, nc, IN Y