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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
BARON sCHIMPF'S SAYINGS.

All's veil dot ends veil, but some
dings iss bedder as veil.
Dere's no use in qvoting philosophy
do a man vot is3 in lofe.
When voomans schmiles look oudt;
but when she cries look more oudt.
A fool may make money budt id takes
wise men to shpendt id so dot de fools
don'd git some.
A friendt do efferypody iss a friendt
do nopody, budt when he dies he iss apt
do haf pig vuneral.
When a man looks wise und he amt
vi aber his face iss buildted dot way
or he has cramps in his shtimmick
Peaudty iss budt shkin deeb, but il
you don'd expecd do eadt id dot is
choost SO deeb enough as you vandt i'd.
All are nod dthieves dot dogs park
ad, budt i'd iss choost as veil do geep
an eye on der man what dog don'j
like.
De man vot saidt dot woman iss as
oldt as she looks, vas nod righdt in his
headt. A woman iss more as ten yeers
oldter.
Age iss a madder off veeling, nodt
off years." says de boet. Off some beo-
pies veel so bad as dey looks dey moos.
haff lifted goodt while.
When a man says dot he vouldn t
marry der pest woman dot Ifs, chust
dake der next car. Dot man would hat
to get new face to spheak to de best
woman of his acquaintance.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
ITEMS FROM EVERYWHERE.

The worlds herring catch every year
Is 100000, which Is all consumed be-
fore the next season.
The price Of medicine in Prussia Is
regulated by the state, new price list
being published every year.
The United States uses the most
eggs of any country-10,000 100000 be-
ing required during the year, or 1873 to
each inhabltant.
Mahogany is said to have been
brought to England by Sir Walter
Raleigh In 1595, but not to have come
into general use till 1920.
A scientist has calculated that the
eyelids of the average man open and
shut no fewer than 100000 times in
the course of single year Of his exist
ence.
The ink plant of New Granada is a
curiosity. The Juice of it can be used
as ink without any preparation. At
first the writing is red, and after Il
few hours II changes to black.
The Swedish bride fills her pockets
with bread, which she dispenscs to
every one she meets on her way to
church, every piece she dispoSes of
avertiug, as she believes, n misfortune
Coal was first used at Newcastle-on
Tyne about 1880. About 80 years later
it became an article of trade between
that place and London. 1t was gen
orally considered so injurious to the
health that it was regarded as a pub
lie nuisance.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
SAUCE,

Past reckoning-the crazy bookkeep-
er.
Early members of the press-mum-
mics.
Flatterers of the women-photogra
piers.
The jolly cobbler keeps his good spir-
its on tap.
Are not the stage dancers feet sup
posed to do the twinkling?
We suppose the first woman was
dark, seeing she was called Eve.
A ship is without "hold' to its sea-
sick passengers.
Different types Of beauty are used
in printing kisses.
The doctor of music Is not without
pains in his practice.
An extravagant wife may appropri-
ately be called "Dearie."
1t wouldn't do for the marketman to
sell off his stale fish as "smelts.
Beautiful word pictures must be
properly framed in fine sentences.
Perhaps they call locomotives "she"
because they have men in their train.
Are not the clothes laid on the grass
TO dry supposed to be lawndried?
Political organs usually have plenty
of cranks to keep them going.
Queer, isn't it. that it's just at eating
time that a printer stops feeding the
press?
1t Is all because they went to the
front that old soldiers are given back
pensions.
1t seems appropriate enough for the
sketch artist to do his work at home
in his own drawing room.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06

Some idea of the attention paid in
England to the breeding of the useful
horse as distinguished from the ami
nal used for racing may be gained
from the fact that at the recent London
show of the Shire Horse Society the
total value of the cash prizes for eX-
cellence in this breed alone aggregated
f1,227. There We're seven classes for
stations, six for mares, and two for
geldings, and there were n number of
cups and special prizes as we'll There
are also breeders prizes. thirteen in
number, for stations and mares, and
twofor geldings, with first prizes of f10
in each. This is certainly an incentive
for farmers to raise strong and sound
draught horses, and an example that
it would be well to follow in this coun-
try
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
CUlLED.

A man isn't likely to enjoy hearing
his wife talk with a woman who re-
members him when he was a boy.
When man shows a woman the in
most corner of his heart, she pokes
around 1t and says: rs this ALL"
Some men don't discover that they
are fond of their wives till their wives
have got through being fond of them.
Women seem to have an idea that be-
cause they haven't got a Greek face
they have to frizZ their hair all up with
hot iron.
the first time she kisses a man, it |nev-
that way too.
Some time before she is twenty, ev-
cry girl determines either to be for
eign missionary or to spend her life
washing dirty babies.
Lots of men who don't get married
because they can't afford it give a lot
of money to help the poor man along
with his big family.
When a girl has a grudge against
a man she gives a chafing-dish party,
and makes him hold the handle while
she splashes little dabs all over his
clothes.
After a mans household goods have
been carted around the streets on a
moving van he feels as though his
neighborS had taken an unfair advan-
tage of him.
Before a man is twenty-five he
spends most of his time trying to make
the girls think he is the devil of a fell
low. After that he spends most of his
time trying to make them ,hink he
isn't.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
DEVIOUS DEFINITIONS.

Essay-A paragraph padded with
words.
Centurion-A cyclist who makes a
century run.
Heirloom-The trousers that are
handed down from father TO son.
Quiet-About the hardest thing for
woman to keep in this world.
Experience-The comb 6. man ac-
quires after he loses his hair.
Adversity-The only scale that gives
the correct weight of our ftiends.
Ultimatum-Somethi woman Is
continually working off on her hus-
band.
Brave-The man who will stand with
in twenty feet of anything a woman
throws at
Census-An elaborate compilation on
which we base our guesses for the next
ten years.
Salon-Said to be a union OF intel
lect and fashion. An additional 90"
however knocks that definition silly.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06

A writer in Cosmos, NJ. Emile Mason
argues that the East Indian dugoag OIL
lamatin is the natural foundation fol
the myths of sirens, nereids, and tri
tons. A female dungong recently cap
tured In the Red Sea has head and
bust which, when seen Mt some little
distance, might be taken for mer.
maid. The lamatin has also a vibrant
voice, and these two combined make a
good base for the theory which the
writer has advanced with a good deal
Of elaboration.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
80 CHICAGO NEWS "DoN,Ts."

Don't pick quarrels before they are
iipe.
Don't owe any person q grudge; pay
as you 60.
Don't trust a tanned wolf and recon-
cile9 enemy too far.
Don't prolong a quarrel; make fight
Of 1t and then quit.
Don't work too hard in trying to
avoid hard work.
Don't make fun Of a fool unless you
are in the same boat.
Don't judge a woman's complexion
by the box 1t comes in.
Don't be afraid to use good advice
for fear of spelling 1t.
Don't think that bright men spend
al. their time rejecting
Don't forget that mans chief end Is
the one with the head on.
Don't think national debt isn't a
blessing-to the bankers.
Don't think because an aching tooth
is little that 1t isn't nervy.
Don't forget that as instructors, ac-
tions are superior to words.
Don't expect to meet a self-made man
who is not proud of his job.
Don't think because you think you
Don't attempt to borrow money on
your wheel. 1t won't stand alone.
Don't get into the habit of talking to
yourself if you are easily bored.
Don't take any stock in the man
whose capital consists of wind.
Don't acquire reputation for truth
fulness by speaking i'll of yourself.
Don't bother about taking aim If you
want to shoot the ehutes of oblivion.
Don't forget that an ounce of silence
Is better than pound Of explanation.
Don't think because you can fool
some people that others can't fool you.
Don't think a man appreciates a cy-
clone because he is carried away with
it.
Don't hang your head If you are
guilty. That is what the sheriff's paid
for.
Don't think loves young dream will
kindls the kitchen fire on a cold morn
ing
Don't provide yourself with a wife
and expect her to provide you with a
home.
Don't take worry with you on your
travels: you will find it on tap every
where.
Don't expect a man to take water
when you invite him to have some
thing.
Don't blame dentist for looking
down in the mouth-thats what he gets
paid for.
Don't turn over a new leaf unless you
have something sensible to write on
the page.
Don't think that in order to be can
did 1t Is necessary to step on other
peoples toes.
Don't refer to spinster as one OF
your Oldest customers if you want to
retain her trade.
Don't think your milkman has pedi-
greed cows because he supplies you
with blue milk.
Don't get the idea into your head
that with women on juries there would
be fewer disagreements.
Don't attempt to train up your chill
dren in the way they should go unless
you are going that way yourself.
Don't comb your hair over the bald
spot on your head and then kick be-
cause your grocer puts the big potato IS
on ton nf the manSurp
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
SOME GOOD THOUGHTS.

Only the home can found a state -
Joseph Cook.
Cheerfulness is health; its opposite,
melancholy, is disease.-Haliburto
Happiness Is a roadside flower
coming on the highway of usefulness.
Anon.
He that has never known i'll fortune
has never known himself or his virtue,
-Mallet.
To be good and disagreeable is high
treason against the royalty of virtue,
Hannah More.
There are more spoiled men and wo-
men than spoiled children-only we do
not hear so much about them.-Bcston
Transcript.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06

An easy way to clean chimney of
SCOT has been discovered by a Maine
man. Instead of going to the top of
the chimney and probing with rods, he
begins at the bottom. There an open.
ing is made, and he fires upward re-
vOlver charged with a blank cartridge.
The concussion. it is said will clean
out the SCOT. He also claims that the
burning of piece of zinc in n stove
will clear the stove and its funnel of
soof
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
The Compressed Air Disease.

DR.. Thomas Oliver of England, who
has been investigating the cause
Of the "compressed-air disease" )"
which so frequently affects workers in
caissons, has come to the conclusion
that it is due to the increased solution
In the blood of the gases met with In
compressed air, and the liberation of
these gases after the person escapes
from the compressed atmosphere.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06

The Columbia has yielded more
wealth than any other river In the
world. Its vast schools of salmon
have enriched thousands of men and
given employment to innumerable peo-
pla
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06

The turkey was first discovered in
America and was taken to England
In the early part of the sixteenth cen
tury. Since then 1t has been acclitnat.
ed in nearly all parts of the world.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
Not Rich Enough.

81 wish were rich enough to learn
alocution."
"You are; course of lessons does
not cost much"
mo, but | am not rich enough to
make people listen to me."-Indian-
ipolis Journal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
HAND IN HAND.

Before our pathways met, dear,
True joy we did not know;
Now we have no regret, dear,
AS hand in hand we 60.
The glad stars Of the night, dear,
Smile with softer glow,
And day with hope is bright, dear,
AS hand in hand we go.
When youth at last departs, dear,
And cold the breezes blow,
Loves clasp will warm our hearts
dear,
AS hand in hand we go.
Washington Star.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-06
A PAPER OF TACkS,

Life is a sad riddle. There Is, at
last, only one way QUITO give it up.
A hog may act the part of a man
without knowing it. A man can never
act the part of hog without knowing
II.
We all regret today what we did
Yesterday. VIII we regret the day
after tomorrow, what we do to-mor-
row? Is it not the only safe way to
do nothing at all?
William w. Watkins. mine foreman,
and father Of eX-Prothonotary David
Watkins, died at his residence, at Ncs-
quehoning on Tuesday.
The Coconino sun., 1899-11-04
FIRST METHODIST CHURCH.

Rev W. w. Brunk, pastor Sabbath services. sunday school 10 a. m; preaching service ii a. m; class meeting, l2:o0 m: Junior League P. m; Epworth League. 6:30 D. m: evening Wednesday, 7;!O D. m. Every one Is cordially
The Coconino sun., 1899-11-04
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.

Rev Geo. Logic, B. D.. pastor Services: Sunday school and Bible Class 10 a. m. morn ing service, Il a: m. Young Peoples meeting. o,o P. m evening service, 7:3O D. m. prayer meeting, Wednesday. 7:3O D. m You are cor dlaliy invited. Strangers in town are asked to come and make themselves known
The Coconino sun., 1899-11-04
CHURCHES.
CHURCH OF THE NATIVITY,

he'. F. Dtiiy, rector. On Sundays: Low mass sunday school at :30 o'clock a. m Rosary and oenediction of the Most Blessed Sacrament ot p m on week days, mass at SIS n m, All cordially invited. ''
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-12-14
personal,

A. ]. Schmitz of Milwaukee was in
the city on Tuesday on legal business.
Thomas Byrnes of Milwaukee. former
ly of Manitowoc, was in the city on Fri
day,
Joseph Villas returned on Friday last
from an extended visit to New York,
Philadelphia and other cities on the At
lantic coast.
Kiehl and Woods, both former mem
bers of the North Side Football team
went to Madison to witness the Chicago.
Wisconsin game
John Keith put in appearance with a
yrip-in his hand not his system-on
Friday last He had been out in Minnie
sofa looking after his contracts in that
state.
Richard Endress of ''the Sault arriv-
ed in the city on Thursday last. He is
not disposed to give Manitowoc sole
credit for the splendid weather. He
says they have it equally good IN North
ern Michigan
John Toomey. the Kasson merchant
was in the city on Tuesday. Mr.. Toomey
purchased the store which was owned
by John Horn, five years ago and has
managed it quite successfully since He
enjoys the advantage of being able to
speak German quite fuently, almost
necessity in that section III dealing with
the older class of people.
DR.. Kittelson who recently returned
from Alaska to his home in Stoushton,
arrived in the city last Monday. He will
not return to Alaska before spring as to
do so would necessitate trip by dog
team of several hundred miles. The
doctor shocking remarkably well, show
ing that the Arctic climate agrees with
him. He was warmly greeted here where
he has many friends
Mrs. C. c. Smalley left yesterday with
her daughter to join her husband at
Carlton, Mo. where he is serving as SUI
perintendent of the Dane Co. They Will
not keep house during the winter as the
company intends to build factory at
Ottumwa Iowa. which will be put IN
charge of Mr. Smalley when 1t is com
pleted He has quite a responsible po-
sition and is highly valued by his EN-
ployers
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-12-14
MARINE NEWS.

Coal to Milwaukee now pays Sl,21
freight
Milwaukee got in large amount OF
coal this week. and it was needed too.
There was quite demand in Chicago
in the early fall for vessels for gram
storage but this has eased up lately, 4,
The heaviest freight of the year was
paid last week for block of ore from
the head of Lake Superior to Detroit
$3.50 per ton.
Mondays storm did no great damage
to vessel property although all steamers
kept right on. 1t was the worst storm
of the year, however,
The schooner Mary E. Packard was
fiving a signal of distress in the bay here
on Monday She had sprung a leak and
when brought into port had considerable
water in her hold.
A bill has been introduced in Congress
extending the time of service OF life saw
to December 81 and making the pay OF
surfmen $40 per month.
The total death list for the season IN
navigating the Great Lakes is 100 con
siderably exceeding any OF its immedl-
ate predecessors The greatest number
in any one disaster was in the loss OF
the Niagara.
Lake underwriters could have taken
800, 600 for insuring vessel property in
business for one week in December. But
they had fears because of sad experiences
in December navigation. They are out
that much as there We're no losses.
The Ann Arbor ferry boats will make
another trial this winter to run to Mari
nette and Menominee. The ice crusher
Algomah will be used to keep the river
open and also to break the ice between
Menominee and Sturgeon Bay.
Mr.. landlord manager of the Adams
Coal company here says it is now doubt
here this winter The exorbitant freight
rates make coal dealers fearful of the
expense of laying in a large stock of
coal
The Marine Review says the year 1899
is the most remarkable in the history Of
lake navigation i'll profit for vessels not
tied up by contracts, and in freedom
from accidents. 1t Is rarely that Octo-
Der and November do not bring marine
accidents but both months We're free
from them this year. The Review says
the high freight will induce December
navigation and the good record may be
lost.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-12-14

City Clerk Reichert turned the tax
roll over to Treasurer Gielow on Tues
day and that official is now in the saddle,
ready, willing and anxious to take your
money. Below is an itemized list of
what the city is to pay iii taxes. The
total foots up to sos 059. p, being about
$40 for each inhabitant The First and
Sixth wards pay the highest rate, The
Seventh the least For several years
the First ward had the lowestrate That
distinction passed to the Fourth and
now is enjoyed by the Seventh
The fee for collection is per cent up
to January 10, after which it is 10 per
cent. There is an impression that the
city council RENTS the extra per cent.
by extending the time but it does not
and cannot The only way you can
save.3 per cent of your taxes is to pay
before January 10.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-12-14

MONDAY nights storm was bad one
in the western part of the state. Roads
are blocked Traffic on the Wisconsin
Central west of Chippewa Falls was
suspended. There is good sleighing
ow in the northern and western parts
of the state.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-12-14

Con FRESHMAN DAVIDSON has intro
duced a bill in congress making an az
nrouriation # So. 900 for a government
building in this city.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-12-14

Total ...........,.......T sos, 0o9 Il
Following is the rate for each ward:
First Ward 3. A Second 339. Third
3.33 Fourth $50 Fifth 33S, Sixth
.3.44 Seventh 3.03
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-11-10
Travel. with a Mou.etran.

Prepared for an emergency is the
phrase that seems to fit an elderly wo-
man who was going to the Virginia
mountains and had the drawing room
of sleeping car.
The porter was helping her to stow
away her belongings Put that mouse
trap under the BERTH" she command
ed, and her voice had the ring of one
accustomed to command.
You speeding to catch anything?"
grinned the porter.
'ENpecting" she snapped. give al
ready caught two mice in sleeping cars
in the last eight years. l don't propose
to be mutilated by the creatures while
l sleep. Put that trap where l tell
you, and mind your own businessw
Think of defenseless woman dar-
ing enough to say. Mind your own
business to sleeping car porter and
yet afraid Of a mouse!-Washingto
Post.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-11-10

subject. She had large family at
home to look after and small boy
hardly 2 months old. Moreover, the
spring had come, never an easy time
for mother to break away, pick up
small baby and establish herself alone
In distant town merely to sit as
model for son.
Most women would have hes;tated,
hoped for prizes being uncertain guam
titles, particularly for boys still in
their teens, and present home duties
being, according to all rules of logic,
paramount. But this mother did not
hesitate. Her son had asked her to
come and so proved rare loyalty.
That was enough for her. At great in
convenience to herself she went,
though cheerfully and the picture was
painted. Now the papers announce
that the young boy painter has won
the prize! This will send him for a
two years course of study in Paris.
1t is like some old story of the mas
tiers, and certainly few sweeter stories
of painters and their mothers have
ever been told.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-11-10
Azalea pink.

Among the most fashionable shades
is azalea pink which will be very much
Worn this autumn. 1t is rich and eff
fectlve color, either by day or night,
and the two darker shades of the same
lovely color, called fraise and dragons
blood, are equally good. Another good
range includes phlox, geranium and
venetian red, and copper red, evening
glow and red brown are recommended
for any one who wants warm color
which would look we'll trimmed with
old venetian lace.
Tangerine, nasturtium and flame are
becoming shades for brunette, and
for blond there are azure turquoise
and reSeda. Cerise is beautiful shade.
which would look we'll trimmed with
old venetian lace and tile blue or Nam
kin blue would make lovely picture
dresses.
Among the neutral shades there is a
beautiful soft beaver, called doves
wing, and mouse is just shade dark
En- There are also some beautiful
shades i'll greens and browns
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-11-10
There was too much sympathy be-
Seventy Year. on the stage.

Mrs. John Drew in October Scrib-
ner's writes of her life on the stage,
which covers period of 20 years. be
ginning few months after her birth.
when her mother took her on the stage
as "a crying baby" and "cry l would
not, but at the sight of the audience
and the lights crowed aloud with low"
Mrs. Drew belongs to a family in
which there have been actors for four
generations, and her autobiography
gives the impression that actors, like
poets. are born, not made She played
cbild's parts for Thomas jefferson, the
grandfather of Joseph Jefferson, and
for Edwin Forrest, Clara Fisher and
Junius Brutus Booth, and her remi-
niscences of the Kembles, Charlotte
Cushman. Thomas Hamblin, Gentle
man" George Barrett and many other
actors famous when Mrs. Drew began
her career, but forgotten by the pres
ent generation. are told with the charm
OF intimate acquaintance.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-11-10
Women Bnrred.

Utah claims Town of $50 inhabit-
ants not one Of whom is woman Not
only are women not allowed as resi-
dents, but they are forbidden to enter
the town limits. This unique village is
named Sunnyside and is situated in
Whitmore canyon, near Price 1t is a
coal mining camp and is not, as might
be supposed, the property of protested
women haters. but of sordid business
men. The company which owns the
coal mines has not yet secured per-
feet title to the lands which form it's
property. Until the title is secure any
one establishing home on the land
might claim property rights and force
the company to buy him out, and it
was to prevent any such contingency
arising that the company issued the
edict against the miners wives living
in or even visiting the place.