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Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

IN fifteen minutes with only cake OF Ivory soap and water,
vou can make better cleansing paste than you can buy
ivory Soap Paste will take spots from clothing; and VIII clean
carpets rugs kid gloves slippers patent enamel russell leather and
canvas Shoes leather belts painted woodwork and furniture The
ne value of Ivory Soap in form arises from the tact that
can be used with damp sponge cloth to cleanse many articles
that cannot be washed they will not stand the free ppa
ton of water.
DIRECTIONS boiling water p 49, o s,d sf sa s s
colin convenient dishes notu' keepwe
ar-tgh eo~aoar asy rtp oneaHau
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar'
tic clean your blood and keep It clean, BY
prrities from the body. Begin to-day to
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheadsl
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Csscarets,-beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, loo, Csc, SOC.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29
napper

Quinn-"Diek's father must be a
railroad ran De What
makes you think SOL" Quinn-"Be-
cause when Dick lost on the races and
wrote home for money his father re-
plied in four words" De Fonte-
what we're they7" Quinn-"Keep
the track"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

she-"I wonder If it is hard TO
write dialect stories?" He-"I should
think it might be- l know it's hard to
read them. "-Somerville Journal.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

"She devoted her life to Christian
science" Indeed. What did she die
of?"-Brooklyn Life.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

Ask Your Dealer For ALIENS Foot-Ense,
A rowder to shaIe into your shoes rests
The feet, Cures Corns. Dunions. swollen
sore. Hot, Gallons. Aching. Sweating Feet
and Ingrowing Nails. Aliens Foot-Easa
makes new or tight shoes easy. Atall drug,
gisis and shoe stores, 25 cts. sample mailed
FREE. Adr's Allen $. Olmsted, Lelsoyi \. l.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

in her counsel practical assistance.
Mrs. Pinkham's address is Lynn.
Mass.
Mrs. MABEL COOP, Correctionville.
Ia, tells how Mrs. Pinkham saved
her life. She says:
al cannot thank you enough for
what your medicine has done for me.
can recommend it as one of the best
medicines on earth for all women's
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

Mrs. Winslow' : Soothing Syrup for children
ttcthing. softens the gums reducing infamma'
t.tn, uliay pain. cures wind collie &c. a bottle.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

More than 1000 persons are annually buried
in the raupers' cemetery in Berlin.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

There is an Icelandic superstition that anu
bidextrous people are born TO good luck.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

The area Of the worlds coalfelds is al. sO
quare miles
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

piso-s Cure for Consumption is an A No. !
Asthma mcdioine.-W. Il. WILLIAMS, Anti
och, Ill, April II, 1891.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

The greatest customers the Peoria distillers
have are the japanese.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic, full Of life, nerve and vigor, take No'To-
BAG, the wonder-wor.er. that meises weak men
strong. VI druggists, zoe or O.. Cure guaran-
tecd Do tlet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co. Chicago or New York
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

Dom, ros.eso Spit and Smoke Your Life Ava

Marcus DAILY. the copper magnate, is a good
shot with rifle. and spends his vacations IN
the hunt for big game.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

Educate Your Bowels With Cascaress,
Candy Cathartic, euro constipation forever.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

Nikola Tesla's new laboratory on Pixies
Peak Is a long, wooden structure. with big
ycranda.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

IFSHE ills of women overshadow their whole lives
Some women constantly getting medical treat
men and are never we'll "A best understands
yuomens Ills the who consult Mrs Pinkham lind
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascatets Candy Cathartic loo or e5e.
nc e. {. fail 10 cure. druggists ref money.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

Fits permanently cured. Motifs or nervous
ness after first days use Of DIR. klines Great
Nerve Restorer 81 trial bottle and treatise free
D1l. r. II. KLINE. Ltd, 93l Arch ST., Phila Pa.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

A French society of charities Is seeking "a
establish free delivery In Morocco
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

In this world man must either be
anvil or hammer ongfellow
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

able to do all my house
work. | know that your
medicine raised me from
a bed of sickness and
perhaps death. and am
very thankful for what it
has done for me. l hope
that every suffering
woman may be per-
led to try your medicine.
ct Mrs. Pinkham's advice
soon as you begin to be
zled. The sick headaches
dragging sensation come
n a durable cause. Write
help as soon as they ap-
lpear.
MRS. DOLE STANLEY,
Ca ID e llsburg, Ind,
writes: +" DEAR Mrs.
lPINKHAM-I was troubled
with sick headache and
was so weak and nervous.
II could hardly go. A
friend called upon me one
z. Pinkhau's Vegetable
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PRACTICAL.
HELP FOR
SUFFERING
WOMEN

ills suffered for years with female weakness and at
last became Three of best doctors did
good so try Lydia Pinkhams Vegetable
Compound After taking bottles of your medicine
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

evening and recommended Lydia E Pnkhams Vegetable
Compound saying that she knew that would then
sent your medicine and after taking five bottles of il
entirely cured. l cannot praise it enough"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1899-09-29

fn stoFs only ,eO-.a utor sn isnl
J. D. HUTCHINSON Genl J WOOD GenI Piss Agent
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06
II, 9 I,hilinninc Situation.

The news from Manila this morning
Is good news. The steady advance OF
the Americans in the campaign In
northern Luzon carries victory with 1t
at every point. General Machrthur's
division captured San Fernando, which
was one OF AguInaldos strong,Iolds,
without loss, the rebels having evacu-
ated the place. and as usual sct'tirc to
1t. MacArthur's troops now occupy the
town.
Further particulars from the advance
OF General Lawtor'9 division Indicate
that It has been attended VIII consld
erably more fighting than was at first
reported. An incident which signifies
how unworthy the Filipiros are OF the
sympathy they are receiving from GER
tain quarters In this country, is found
In the statement that when Lawton
was attacking the trenches outside OF
Rallnag, he noticed that the Tagals had
women and chiliren In the trenches to
prevent the Americans from firing on
themselves. He sent Captain Case with
q party undo: white flag 10 warn the
towards to take the women and chill
drcn from the position. and the party
vas fired upon. All things considered
the campaign Is being pushed rapidly
and successfully.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06

Savings OfChi,Ircn

Ma. I'm at the head OF my class"
"How's that, Dick" Teacher says I'm
the worst of all the bad boys In school,"
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Mr.. Raldpate Ito .bashtu,)-Whats the
matter. little man? Has the cat got
your fpnguer-a Tonf-Naw. Hus she got
YOUR hair?-Ncw York Journal
Sunday School Teacher-Wha, was
the song Of the threI children while
they were in the fiery furnace? TommS.
smart-1 'snose. mum. It was. "a Hot
Time in the Old Town To-night."-Ex-
change.
Aun,ie-Do you like school. Tommy :?
Tommy--I>elike Sunday school best.
That's good little boy So You really
like Sunday school best?" "Yes'm, Il
only comes once week"-Philadelp
Record. 6
Teacher-When little George Wash
ington told the truth abou, cutting
down the cherry tree his father forgave
him. Now. Johnny. what lesson does
this teach Us? Johnny-That we can
often avoid trouble by burying the
hatchet:-Chicaso News.
Big Sister shouting to Bobby)-Bah-
bee! You're wanted TO do an .rrand,
Bobby Shouting back)-TelI mother l
can't do 1t now; I'm busy. Big Sister
It's not mother who wants you; it's
father. Bobby (has,i!y)-All right. Tell
him I'm Bits.
What are you laughing at?" ex-
claimed the schoolm@@;cr. please,
Sir" said the boy, I'm laughing at
how funny it would be IL one OF the
boy6 put 4 bent pin on your chair and
YOU discovered Il bcfore-in time. sir,
and then whipped him"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

DO your noble acts to-day and your
mean ones. to- morrow.
Complaint IS more apt to excite con-
tempt than sympathy.
Some people make the best OF every
thing and others takeit.
A mans enemies are few II his rela-
tives all speak we'll OF him.
Most men prefer TO have their pet the
orles tested by some one else.
Awoman extracts love from a man as
duty and confers It us u favor.
When a matrimonial engagement is
broken 1t Is a case OF hear. failure.
People who never make mistakes are
dahgerous persons to associate with.
Without charity for the defects of hu.
mainly there would be no seif-estecm.
Ananias was probably the first to dis
cover that truth Is stranger than fiction.
The pain OF parting Is experienced by
the small boy when his mother combs
his hair.
The individual WHO can move from
Chicago 10 ST. Louis without complaint
Ing Is true philosopher.
The lions share Is that part of an es-
tate which is not visible after the law
vers get through with it.
Just as man Il about to hit the
sidewalk after falling from the roof of q
tlirteen-story building. nothing SO thor
oughly satisfies him as sudden awals-
ening 10 the fac. that ne Is 50 fe ut home
In bed.-Ch!cago Daily News.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06
PASSING PLEasANrNIEs.

Home d--Wilkins-Deuced pretty
cir! saw at your window. Is she for
oign? Rtlklns-No; u domestic.-Brook-
lyn Life.
He-Then go--and for ever. She
with remarkable omposurel-VcrY
well! But don't call Tomorrow evening,
Tor sha'n't be in.-Tit- Bits.
The Doc;or--Let the little fellow yell
oil he wants to-. Crying causes a
haby's lungs to expand The Father
Then. by gum, I'm an artl-expansion-
ist.-Chtcago News.
Rich Cncle--.trc you always so quiet.
Willie? Willje--So; but mn said she'd
give me u lunrtcr II behaved and
didn't say anything about your bald
head.-Harper's Bazaar.
Teacher-Na, Eelile, am sure your
alother would not want you to say such
things. Nellie--Bue you don't know
my mother as well as I do. You never
saw her except In company.-Boston
Transcript.
Crags-DId you tell Shippers you
thought was man without any bal,
ance? But,S-Wel!, I naturally infer
red that u You had balance you would
draw on 1t for the amount you owe me.
Philadelphia North American.
Another mblance.-"You dis
gushing creature!" exclaimed the pink
and white young woman who met him
at the door. You are as repulsive as
as cabbage worm!" "Yes'm," replied
Tuffold knutt, who was OH HE journey
westward. AN I'm n good deal like a
cabbage worm. bsides. I'm eatn' my
way into the interior. maine" --Chleago
Tribune.
Observation-Disclosures are your
charges. doctor? Dr.--My terms are, 50
visit, madame. Patient-Is that for
both the rheumatism and malaria? DR.,
Yes. Patient-Well. times are hard
now. and money does not fetch the In
terest II used to. Suppose You let the
rheumatism stand. and cure only the
maiaria.-Harlem Lie.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06

led into such trouble as this young man
has suffered. His $3.50 in cash went
with the disappearance OF the green
goods men,and hewas not even compen-
stated with the bogus funds promised.
He has paid dearly for his folly. Just as
thousands OF other victims have done
before. who have been persuaded that
they could get rich by buying money
guaranteed. to deceive anybody"
These victims do not come from the
criminal classes, VIC regret to say, but
arc often withdrawing, Innocent lnd-
ridueis who do not read the newspaper
warnings against such swlnllers. and
whose consciences arc sorely and sue
cessfully temptcdby Tie smooth tongucd
gcoundrel. who visits him In his home
and persuades him It, Is not wrong to
circulate money that is "Just as perfect
as, the real thing"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06
a Costly bu, wholesome Lesson.

The young man from out the BaltI-
more & Ohio road. who was foolish
enough 10 De taken In by the green.
goods swlndlc pcrpHtrated on him by
two strangers In this city Thursday,
does not deserve n great amount of
sympathy. though the sw!Hdlcrs do de-
serve a term In the penitcntIary. The
young man should have known, II he
did not, that to circulate counterfeit
money knowingly Is as much OF crime
az TO manufacture IT, Had he been an
attentive newspaper reader he would
have kuown that he was being made
victim Of an old trick. When he came
to Wheeling and handed over to stran-
gcrB. whom he had never laid eyes upon
before, the sum OF $3.50 OF his hard earn
ed good money. each dollar being worth
one hundred cents under our gold Stan-
dard, with the expectation that he was
10 receive In return 5000 In money"
that was guaranteed to deceive Uncle
SANS smoothcat cxp"rts.he should have
known, IN this enlightened age, that he
was coming here TO be n party 10 n
swindle. In the capacity OF the victim.
1t in un amazing fact that 20 many
apparently honest people are 80 easily
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06

short notlce-is the industry OF two
Chicago women.
Packing TRUNKS Is st. Louis wo-
mans industry.
y conservatory and rose garden In
Elm!ra, New York. Is owned ana man.
aged by Il woman.
At the Young Women's Christian As
ISOLATION, In Philadelphia, two young
women are in charge OF the elevators.
= Women writ-sc"vers are employed
with success.
D. Buffalo has woman contractor, who
is also quarry owner; she Is the only
female member of the building ex-
change.
s y Jersey City woman supports herself
by painting signs
A Louisiana woman makes her living
by raising mint.
The woman manager Of California
Insurance agency is credited with the
largest salary paid to any woman
10000 a year.
A French Canadian woman Is making
her bread by cobb!nS shoes at Lewis
ton, Ne.
a successful ranch-owncr in Kansas
Is 4 woman. There Is n saying to the
effect that In Kansas there Is no inter-
est. no profession, no trade and no deal
without q. woman In It.
In Boston nrc two large advertising
agencies, the members OF both firms
being women, and all their employees are
women. .E
+ In 4 New England factory women are
employed as pinno-mnkers.
Women are employed by several west
crn railroads to tend switches.
Upholstering Is n trade women arc
learning.
Writing lovc-letters at go much n let
ter Is one way OF earning n l!vcii.
hood.
Consulting fashion expert Is one ST.
Louis woman's occupation.
One OF the largest flower Importing
establishments In New York IS man
aged by women.
An entire block Of houses in New
York was pnpcred by n young woman
who takes the contract for such work
from builders.
About 300 girls are employed In the
harness trade In New York.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06
Small Cir! Philosopher.

Chicago Journal; A little ntne-year-
old girl lay on the lounG. In a sunny
window, swathed In blankets.
She was enjoyinu a brief respite from
the twingcs OF inilammatory rheu-la-
tlsm. and her eyes were following the
figures of her scientific papa, who was
strid!ns up and down the door OF the
study adjoining. He had been writing
n lecture TO deliver before the Woman's
club and was rchcarsing It, He talked
eloquently and throw out his arms.
Environment means much In the scale
OF human happiness" he was saying.
"but hercdity Is always creeping In to
battle the most glorious environment.
Hcrcdity-'
\ piping voice stopped him.
Papa" called the nine -year-old; did
your mother have inGammatory rheu-
matism?"
II suppose. dear" said her fother.
Did mT Grandma Grcea?"
81 shouldn't wonder"
did my grandpasT'
II guess So" said the abscnt-m!nded
man. and then came 10 his senses at
hearing the child say:
Papa, l must never get married This
Is u pretty bad thing, and 1t may as
well stop here as any place"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06
WOMEN WAGE FARMERS.
-Four millions of Thcm in Many Can

Four Millions of Them in Many Call
ings in the United States.
New York Sun: Four million women
In the United States earn their own
bread. They have invaded all occupa-
tons, and one-thlrd OF all persons en-
gagged In professional services are wo-
men. ID 3 g
Female teachers and professors num-
Der one-third Of a million, exclusive Of
teachers of music, who are 1850 strong.
ara 10000 artists and teachers OF art
There are 1,li3 women clergymen.
Journalists number SIS. with 2,725
authors and literary persons.
or chemists, assayers and metallur-
gists there are two-score lacking one.
Lawyers who are not men are .OS.
Female detectives are 27O in mum
b>r.
Nineteen women brave the dangers of
wiids and forests as trappers and
guides.
Only two women have been discovered
who are veterinary surgeons.
In Texas woman has the contract
for carrying the mail from kiie TO
Selrnal Hall. ~
Georgia has Il woman mail-carrer;
she travels forty-milc route tri-week-
~. This young woman also manages
farm.
The chamber of commerce, Cincinnati,
has a restaurant, run by three Scots.
women, and they clear about $4,000
yearly. although thair rental Is $1,000
In New Orleans one of the finest or
chestras Is composed entirely OF wo-
men.
In Astoria, l.. l., many OF the largest
hot-houses are managed by women. H
In New York blacksmith'sr shop Is
managed by three young women.
All the sailed almonds sold by one
OF New York's largest groceries are
prepared by woman. who has profit
able business
A fact foun6ry-or an agency for sup
plying facts upon any subjects at
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06

THERE Is more Catarrh In this sec
ton Of the country than all other dis
eases put together. aud until the last
few years was supposed to be incnrable.
For q great manE years doctors pro-
nounced 1t 4 local disease. and pre-
scribcd local remedies, and by con-
startly falling 10 cure with local treat
men,. pronounced It incurable. Science
has proven catnrrh to be a constitution
al disease. and therefore requires con-
st!tutlonal treatment. Halls Catarrh
Cure. manufactured by F. ]. Cheney &
Co, Toledo, Ohio, IS the only constltu-
tional cure on the market. It Is taken
internally In doses from ten drops 20 a
teaspaonful. II acts directly on the
blood and mucous surfaces OF the sys-
ten. They offer one hundred dollars for
any case 1t fails to cure. Send for crcu-
lars and testimonials. Address.
F. ]. CHENEY s; CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists. 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06

and were addressed aCains: the pollcyot
criminal aggression" But addressing
the President and the senate against
the Philippine policy Is one thing, while
II Is quite another thing TO so address
the soldiers whose sole duty Is to carry
out the policy which they are ordered
by the President and Congress to carry
out. The fact, urged by Mr.. Atkinson.
that his pamphlets are largely rehashes
OF matter that has appeared In the Con-
gresslonal Record, Is not in the least
pertinent. Congress IS the place where
Arguments for or against any proposed
Philippine policy should be made; not
the army; and most empnatically not
the army actively engaged IN executing
the orders of the government. Mr.. AZ
kinson may present his arguments, MS
appeals, his demands, his invectives 70
Congress II he chooses; but when ne at
temTts to get them before our soldiers
and 10 influence them from the perform
ance OF their duty. he violates not only
the law, but the simplest principles on
which our government rests.
Mr.. Atkinson is an Intelligent man.
He has right to his opinion as TO
what shall be done with the Philippines.
He has right to speak for those opln-
Ions. But he has no right to make his
argument to the troops.
Mr.. Atkineon has lost his head. 1t Is
not worth while TO visit upon him the,
penalties OF the law which he has
trarsEressed. Blu. II was time to let the
extremists among the anti-cxpansion-
lists know that they VIII not be permit
ted 70 tranGgrcss that law further ~
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06
Not so Dumb as he Claimed.

Philadelphia Record: A man has been
soliciting aims with much success In
Consohocken, his appeal for aid being
made on a placard hung from his neck,
which said: ~ was struck dumb in a
powder explosion and have wife and
child dependent upon me. I am unable
to work, and your donation Will be re-
turned double fold" After he had re-
ceired assistance In Murray's carpet
factory he got into the store room by
mistake. The door OF this room Is with
out knob, and. owing to the dark COL
or Of the partition. Is hard to find. Al
ter feeling around for 4 time without
finding the way out the dumb" man.
blurted out: Where the dev.rs the
door," Fad he not then accidentally
found the door he would have been as
sisted out in hurry by number o.
employees who heard the exclamation.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06
HEFLECTioNs or a BACHELOR.

No one can be either wholly selfish or
wholly unselflsh TIL he is in love.
a man may like TO make it hot for his
enemies, but the devil makes 1t hot for
his friends.
a man once dreamed that his wife
treated him almost rs well as she did
the cat. Then he woke up
What woman puts into her mouth Is
the best index to her character. and the
way she puts 1t in is the best evidence
q her breeding
II the average minister could have a
turn at being the Deity his last act
would probably be to turn the world
back again just like he found 1t. and
rCslgn.-New York Press.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-05-06
l&S9EUTEEY PURE

excused on the ground that he was n
nurse and was engaged IN nursing a
patient
-, That Is no excuse said the judge.
flhere are plenty OF nurses, and anoth-
place
Not In this case, said tile Juror.
Why should there be difference
between this case and any other? What
is the matter with the man you are
nurslng?"
He has the smallpox. ~
Get out OF here roarcd the judge,
and he drew back from the rail on
which he had been leaning How dare
you come in here?.
The Juror left, and he was given
plentT offroom 10 get out. you may
rest assured" =.