The Newtown bee. (Newtown, Conn.) 1877-current, 1899-12-08
Town Tories.
Mr. Editor, Is 1t So?

KITTY CARAwAY Asks FOR INFORMATION
OVER THE BEES NEW TEL EPHoNE.
The Editor OF THE BEE sat at his desk
writing an Important .editorisl when the
telephone bell in the effice rang sharply
He reluctantly ceased writing and
placed the receiver at his ear.
"HeIlo," said he, shortly.
"Is this the editor of TEE Bee" said
sweet voice.
ST am the editor. What can do for
your"
<-sohi isn't 1t funny. never talked in
telephone before. Can you hear me quite dis.
tincGIy?" ar
ayes, indeed. Just test me by repeating
your name, plea se.''
any name is Kitty Caraway I'm SO glad
you were in your office. 1 want to ask you
\ for some information. Now, Mr. Editor, Is it
SOP"
SNOW really, Miss Caravan m ust prot st.
| We're / clairvoyant, a trance medium, a
mind reader, q "
| musical little laugh cams ripping over
the wire.
| EXCUSE me tor asking information upon a
matter before enlightening you with ex-
planation. Mirabelles Lucinda and other
GIL friends of mine discussed the subj Get 81
much with nae that, really, momentarily for
got that was talking. to one who did no. IN.
derstand it just we ourselver do. But, III T
Editor, after explain you will tell me II it Is
so, won't you?"
"I shall be most happy to do SO, assure
yous" said ye editor, gallantly.
sew ell, It's this way. For mouths 1 have
been great suffer Instead of sleeping
soundly as a girl OF my age in good health
shout 'sI am only 17,you know, y suffer dread
fully from insomnia. My chums are also eff
Itected the same way. And it started in such
a simple way, too. 1t was just the same way
with us all, First had a little, tiny tooth
Iache, Just a all, ag kravating ache, don't
Iyou see. 1t used to wake me up about q. m.
land bother me tor an hour or more, that was
at first, Now the aching is just too horrible
for anything and keeps me awake most al
might It's Just the same with the other girls
IThey are here now to learn what you would
advise. We have read several announce
ments in your paper by Bridgeport firm in
which they claim to be able to stop any
tooth ache at once, permanently. at very
moderate expense. And that is importa t.
youi know. Mr. Editor, the matter of expense
mean, for dollar seems OF great importance
TO girl at this especial time v nSn Tn 1stInaS
presents will so shortly be IN order. Now. MI
Editor, from what ha told you don't you
thu nk it is the toothache that keeps usl awake
nights and gradually spoils our good looks?
swell. hmm, it looks very much that way
1 confess
"I was sure you would say SO. Now do you
think the firm mentioned is reliable. / re
fer to the Boston Painless Dentists, 40 Main
street, Bridgeport. 1 think / would Ike q
gold CROWD, Lucinda and M1rabelle would al
SO. They promise to make a ok gold scrown
for only $5 and guarantee not to hurt one al
all Ihave one tooth that looks awfully now
lit Is decayed so badly, but it would look just
llovely with gold crown upon it, Now, MI
Editor is it SO, Will the Boston Painless Den
lists do just as they agree in the adv with
Eyou?"
"They will, without doubt, Miss Caraway.
am sure you will not make a mistake in con
sulting them. We have always found them Il
be reliable aud to do exactly as they agree
'Ohi thank you. was quite sure OF it. 81
were the girls. Bat we wanted to be quit,
positive, you know"
"You are quite welcome >" said the editor
adding "Where did you say you hved?"
81 don't thing 1 said. But am using tn,
new telephone at Hawley's, in stepney."
| "OhI Ahl Yes, see. Well, good bye"
| "Good bye"