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The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16
A STUDY IN HEARTS.
why She Was Sure He Could Never
Drown Himself.

Shc W Us sure 1c tontu NGScE
Drown HimseIf.
She was woman, therefore to be
wooed. She was but go, and that kind
are not easy
He was young man of fashion, full
of promises and the smell of cigarette
smoke, and he loved her with the en-
tire purpose of his life
Perhaps that WASH t great deal, be-
cause he had too much money to have a
great deal of purpose, but what there
was of it was all for her.
And she didn't care a continental for
him.
He was neither of brilliant intelli-
gence nor of masterful mind, and his
inane vapidities bored her SO that at
last, in self defense she firmly but re-
spectfully declined to marry him.
81 shall put an end to my miserable
existence. he said, in terrible earnest
ness
She did not apply for a stay of execu-
tion and he went forth into the cold,
gray afternoon.
Half an hour later her dearest friend
came in.
''Oh, Alice, she exclaimed, hurried
ly, what have You ever done to Harry ?
He looked the very picture of desolation
when met him. and he told me he was
going to drown himself. -
81 think not, replied the authorese
of all his woes.
''But he will, | am sure" insisted
the visitor. 81 could see it in his eyes.
I'm positive he will go right down and
jump into the river.
perhaps, admitted the other, quite
freely.
"Then you think as l do-that he
will drown himself7 Oh, you''-
81 beg your pardon, I" interrupted the
other 81 am sure that he won't. He
can t. He is too light to sink Wash
ington Star.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16
1t Seemed Natural.

For ten minutes the angry man did
nothing but call names. Meanwhile the
others smile grew broader, and he gave
every evidence of being especially
pleased.
''Ah," he said at last, 'that sounds
good. That makes me think of old
times
"You like it - exclaimed the angry
man.
Sure, replied the other "It recalls
the days when was in politics and
ran for Office in hotly contested cleo
tion. Chicago Post.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

Pot hunters should take notice
that the killing of over twenty birds
in a single hunt is a violation of the
game law and is punishable by a
heavy fine or Imprisonment, one half
the fine to go to the informant.
This warning is hardly worth the
notice Of Neihart nimrods, who feel
lucky if they can bring home
enough chicken to scent the skillet.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16
Saws an outlandish Arkan sas

Says an outlandish Arkansa sas ed
itor: "You may hive all the stars
in nail keg, hang the ocean on a
nail to dry, put the sky in a gourd
to soak, unbuckle the belly-ba of
eternity and let out the sun and
moon, but never delude yourself
with the idea that you can escape
that place on the other side of pur-
gatory, unless you pay the editor
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

Government entomologists are
studying the habits and conditions
of the migratory grasshopper or
Rocky Mountain locust which trav-
els across the country in such i'm
mense swarms, carrying destruction
and devastation wherever they 90.
The much mooted question seems to
be to ascertain the whereabouts of
their breeding ground.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

Alfred Dreyfus, by vote Of 5 to
2 has been found guilty of treason,
and sentenced to 10 years imprison-
ment on the island of Corsica. This
is regarded as the crowning fiasco of
the nineteenth century, for the pub
lie is aware that the finding of the
military court has not a scintilla of
evidence upon which to stand. The
verdict should read, "Proved inno-
cent, but found guilty"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16
E. K. Abbott, Se'hsEt; Mont.
Notice to Creditors.

Estate OF John Schoberg deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned
administrator of the estate of John Schoberg
deceased. to the creditors of and all persons
having claims against the said deceased, to ex-
hibit them with the necessary vouchers, within
four months after the first publication of this
notice. to the said administrator st cfacc of
Joseph j. G.. Burns the same being the place
for the transaction OF the business of said es-
tate OF said John Schoberg deceased in the
County of Cascade.
Dated Neihart, Mont. August % 1899
CHARLES SCHOBERG.
Administrator of John Schoberg deceased.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16
Decline of Art.

The moment art became mercenary
Pegasus baked.
''I'm no livery stable horsel' he ex-
claimed, and vanished.
Some think the tabled steed of Apollo
is gone forever, while others are in
clined to the more hopeful opinion that
he is hauling milk wagon for his
board somewhere and will be seen again
when times pick up. Detroit Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

eyes, " he said in those deep, mellow
tones which were wont to set the rab-
BILE in a roar; ''yes, l have gone into
vaudeville. do an act with a soubrette
and trained dog l know what you
will say. 1t is debasing to my dreams
of high art. will not contradict you.
But whitherwas my artistic ideal lead
ing meY Think of that. High art is
soul convincing in its way, but here is
something that talks still more elo-
quently y
And he smote with his open palm
upon his pocket
AS he did so there came forth the
pleasant jingle of many coins. -Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

"What's the use of peace confer
encef'' inquired the skeptic.
"a great deal of use" answered the
diplomat Indignantly. "It's barome-
ter. If we can get through peace con-
ference without fight it will be
pretty good sign that we can get
through several years withouta general
war. Washington Star
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Strong Evidence.

$50 you think he is strictly honest,
do your"
''There isn't the least doubt about it.
Every time an election approaches he
is talked of as the only man who could
unite the different factions of his party,
and then somebody else is nominated.
Chicago News
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

A. modus vivendi and a status quo
may be pulled off between England
and the Transvaal, but the situation
will still remain considerably shy of
an entente cordiale until the stuffing
has been knocked out of the casus
belli. standard.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

Fuddy-The Dordles appear to be an
unusually happy couple.
Duddy-Yes; they are both of them
so absentminded, you know. Half the
time he thinks he is flirting with
stranger, and it's the same way with
her. Boston Transcript.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16
Where the Trouble Lies.

They were discussing the household
expenses of the future, as young people
will do under such circumstances.
SIN Japan, "she said, with sigh, as
she thought of his income, "a man can
pay for house, food and two servants
on $500 year. -
"But think of the cost of getting
there, . he answered. Chicago Post.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

"How did you get home from the
club the other night1'
"Oh, all right; only my wife was so
angry with me that she wouldn't t speak
to mel'
"You always were luckyl My wife
did speak "-Heitere Welt.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

Editor John Blanchard of the
Minneapolis Times is dead. He was
high up in the political councils of
the middle west, and edited the
Times for nine years.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16
Payment with Thanks.

Crimsonbeak-Wh | visit my old
town, always pay visit to my old
landlady
Yeast-Well, suppose it's only
right that you should pay her some
thing, old man. Yonkers Statesman.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16
Advertised Letters.

The following is a list of the letters
remaining uncalled for in the post Office
at Neihart, Mont, for the month ending
August 81, 1899.
Anderson Miss Emma Burge E
Anderson Mrs Erik r Cox Miss Julia
Brulotte Joseph
Parties calling for the above will
please say advertised"
E. K. ABBOTT. P. M.
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From One Point of View,

"Trusts put up prices don't they o.
asked the boy.
"Some people say they do " answer
ed his father cautiously
"When prices go up, we have to
economize, don't wea" persisted the
boy.
"We surely do, +" answered the man
who pays the bills.
"Well, said the boy, with a sigh,
81 wish You d tell mamma that there s
a soap trust now. Chicago Post.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

Sen. T. FL. Carter has returned
from an extended visit to Europe.
He says Europe is good country to
visit, but that America is the only
country in which to live.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16
NEIHART. MONTANA. SEPTEMBER

The Standard thinks Col. Jou-
saust has exhibited the qualifications
eminently fitting him for the chief
justiceship of supreme kangaroo
court.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16
Not Always Rainy Either.

"Life is not all sunshine, Harriet"
"Yes, know that; but you know
very well. Julius, there are lots of days
when | could carry chiffon parasol if
had it. Chicago Record.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

"You ought to be telephone girl"
said the fortune teller. "That is where
success lies for you.
"Why so2" she asked.
"If men could only hear you talk"
he answered. Chicago Post.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16
interviewing the omce Boy.

"Can l see Mr.. Smith?"
''No, he's busy"
"Well, I'll wait
"He will be busy all day"
''Then I'll come in tomorrow.
''But he saw you through the crack
of the door and said to tell you he'd be
busy the rest OF his life. New York
World.
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Ii Really Has No Name.

Mr.. Church-Is your wife practicing
economy
Mr.. Gotham-Well, dom know the
name of it, but she's practicing some
old thing on the piano from morning
until night. Statesman.
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Painful Memories.

"You don't catch me riding my wheel
% that cinder path"
"Why not?"
''It is too sad reminder of the good
money paid out for coal this winter "
New York World.
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Making Change.

Official there's a bounty
of 8 marks for killing an otter Where
did you find himl
Peasant-In the forest of Stolen
berg.
Official Well, there's a fine of s
marks for trespassing there, so you owe
just marks !-Fliegende Blatter.
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squares herself with Dreyfus.

Heber J. Grant the big Mormon
pillar pleads guilty to the charge Of
polygamy and pays fine of 500
and costs, all in Salt Lake city.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

'Do You feel like a king at last :"
asked the devoted friend of Mataafa.
81 do, was the answer II feel like
a king who is liable to be trumped any
minute. New York World
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Those Literary Phrases.

She--What made them think the
sailor stuck to his post7
He-Because, suppose, his eyes were
glued to the spot. -Yonkers Statesman.
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Another Tiff.

Hubby-Upon my life, Nellie if you
are sc provoking, my brain'll be turned.
Wifie-Oh, don't get excited, dearl
1t'H never be worth turning, ALLY
Sloper
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

His honor the magistrate is about the
emily honor to be found among thieves.
Chicago News.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

Notices for the HERALD must be in
not later than 1 p. m. Friday.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16
Kind Hearted.

Mora, why did You kill both chick
ensf One would have been enough"
"Yes m, hut the other one looked 20
lonesome. Chicago Record.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-16

Terms of Subscription.
One year, $500; Six no., sl.50; Three mo. 75c
Advertising rates furnished on application
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
Colorado Grown Bananas.

What is said to be the first ban
ana plant brought to fruit west of
Chicago now occupies sheltered
spot at Elitch's gardens. Its height
is about twenty-five feet, and the
leaves ale sixteen feet in length.
The tree was three feet high when
brought to the gardens six years
ago. Only one bud sprouts from
the center of each tree and as it
it enlarges it droops over until,
when the bananas appear, it hangs
almost straight downward. The
fruit on this tree will be matured
by Oct or even before. The trees
require very much water and grow
very rapidly about three feet in two
days. Mr.. Emsdach the chief gar
dener says it is the largest and
incest specimen of its kind he has
seen outside of its native country,
and this opinion is shared by East
ern people. In order to procure
tropical atmosphere the roof of the
greenhouse is covered with canvas
otherwise the lenses of the glass
would burn holes in the leaves.
When the bananas are ripe the
bunch is cut off and the tree chop
ped down the stem being left for the
fertilizer. From this stub branch
es out new stalk, which brings
forth fruit in one year. At the
time of heavy snowfall in Sept.
three years ago the leaves were all
broken and frozen leaving only the
stump. Again last spring the
leaves were frozen off. 1t is re-
markable after these reverses that
such fine specimen should be pro-
duced. Denver News.
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further successes; and when accu-
INFLATED wealth turns its hand
against the rights and hopes and
efforts of the poor, resentment
springs into life in the shape of
socialism and anarchy. If these
forces eventually create a tempo
rary social chaos, nobody will be
so much to blame for it as those
who least wish to see it come"
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

AT the present time it is hard
to say what will or will not be
built as an attraction at the Paris
Exposition. Novelties of all kinds
have been suggested, but most of
them have not been approved of
by the authorities or they have
been abandoned owing to tinan-
cial reasons. The latest project is
a representation of Pompeii as it
appeared before its obstruction A
ID. 70. Archeologists and artists
have warmly approved of the at
tempt, and the Italian Minister of
Fine Arts has promised to give all
possible aid in insuring accuracy.
The time is now very short in
which to produce any satisfactory
work.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
Breaks Hammer Throwing Record

Boston, July 24.-At the ST.
Augustine parish athletic games
John Flanagan OF New York
broke the worlds record with the
16-pound hammer by tossing it
164 feet one inch from seven
foot circle.
Flanagan did 15S feet four and
one-half inches on the spot one
year ago, which for some reason
was not allowed as record. To
make today's record authentic the
hammer was weighed and found to
be half pound over weight and
the handle one inch under the re-
quired length.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

SENATOR Davis, of Illinois, is
quoted as saying: Each year
every local newspaper gives from
$500 to $1,000 in free lines for the
benefit of the community in which
it is printed. No other agency
can or will do this. The editor in
proportion to his means does more
for his town than any other man,
and in all fairness he ought to be
supported, not because you like or
admire his writings, but because a
local newspaper is the best adver-
tisement community can have.
1t may not be crowded with great
thoughts, but financially it is more
of benefit than teacher or
preacher.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
The Quickest Trains.

Are run by the Union Pacific,
Pullman Palace Sleepers, Free
Reclining Chair Cars. Buffet
Smoking, Library Cars, Dining
Cars; in fact every convenience to
make your trip comfortable. See
your Local Agent or address Geo.
Ady General Agent Denver,
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
And You May Go Again to Park
dale and Return for SI.Oo.

The ID. d r. g. will afford all
those who may desire to go the OPP
portunity of seeing the Royal
Gorge ON Saturday, July %. A
special excursion train leaves Flor
ence at 1880 a. m; returning ar
rives at Florence at 3:2O p. m. Only
81 for the round trip. I. j. Day,
agent, d. & R. G.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
A LESSON IN POLITICS.

Democrat contains an article on
"Individualism and Democracy, /"
by our esteemed townsman, Frank
p. Warner, in which he discussed
socialism as well as democracy and
republicanism. He says among
other things:
"A nation is big family, A
family is little nation. Patriot
ism is only home pride and home
fealty enlarged The individual
is the atom, but homes and nations
are what individuals make them.
Like an individual they are blessed
with conscience and reputation
and high aims, or are cursed with
lack of those necessary attributes.
"a republic ought to represent
the collective wisdom and right
eousuess of its people. For re-
public that is oppressive, iniqui-
tous or offensive there is less ex-
cuse than for an indiviual who is
guilty of the same lapses. A man
may be sometimes wrong: ma
jority of men ought always to be.
right.
"Individual competi-
ton is necessary to effort, and eff
fort is an indispensable requisite
to human advancement. The COM
peting man helps himself and
spurs you to your best efforts; the
competing nation rises in the scale
of civilization and literally forces
other nations to like efforts. Com
petition is force for good.
Trusts and combines are held to
be reprehensible because they de-
stroy competition; socialism is not
less reprehensible because, by diff
ferent means, it accomplishes the
same end.
Socialism is dream of the un-
successful-pleasant, maybe. but
nevertheless harmful. 1t offers no
recompense for effort, no prize for
achievement, no reward for merit.
For the great race of life it would
harness to the same chariot the
slow horses with the swift-the
mismated team to move no faster
than the slowest horse in it. Its
hope is to equalize the achieye-
ments of humanity by dragging
down the strong to level with the
weak; by quenching genius till it
shall stay back in line with medi-
ocrity and dullness; by handicap
ping energy and effort until they
shall take their place, and keep it.
abreast with shiftlessness and stu
pidity.
destroy the fruits of effort. and
effort, itself, will not long survive.
There can be no growth without
effort, and competition is its only
stimulus. With fair, open, ag-
gressive competition the nation
and the race will achieve new mir
acles of progress; without it they
will drift into the Dead Sea of re-
and barbarism.
Socialism is not of spontane-
Gus growth. The seeds of social
ism are sown by the arrogance and
audacity of the ultra rich. Sue
cess widens the opportunity for
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

Our Egg Phosphates, Lemonade
with Cherries, Cream Frappe, Egg
Soda. and Breakfast Bryan, are a
few of our specialties in ten cent
drinks. Try them. We lead, others
follow. Palace Pharmacy. 102tf
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
Purchases American r,achinery

Orders to the amount of $50, 900
have just been placed with Ameri-
can firms for machinery order
ed by the government of Russia
for the temporary machine shops
now being built at Hardin, Man
ohuria, on the Chinese Eastern
Railway. 1t includes a 1900
pound lathe, double axle lathes,
boring mills, steam hammers,
drills, etc
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
At San Francisco in 1901.

indianapolis, July 24.-The Ep-
worth league convention formally
adjourned last night to meet in
San Francisco in 1901. The work
was practically ended Saturday
night. The final session was de-
voted to addresses on Missions. -
Incoming trains yesterday were
loaded with visitors and it was es-
timated that the number of dele
gates had reached the 10000 mark.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

On AGAIN.=The Burlington
ST Louis Special-leaves Denver
| 40 p. m arrives St. Joseph and
Kansas City next morning; st
Louis next evening.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
Classified Advertisements.

Advertisements will be run in this depart
ment at the rate of IL words in 8 issues for 10
cents, payable in advance; no advertisement
will be taken for less than 10 cents. Here is an
opportunity to advertise at a minimum cost
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

Will rent the Ell Paso house fur
nished. Possession given at once.
See j. J. Fitzgerrell.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
J. J. Fitzgerrell has plenty o
straight money to loan

Be sure to call on the Florence
Plumbing company and inspect
the new line of supplies; the larg-
est and best in the city.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

First Church OF Christ. Scientist.
Every Sunday at the Rogers building, lain
Street: Sunday morning service 10:45; even
ing at 7:t5; Sunday School II As; Inquiry
meeting every Wednesday evening at 7:<5.
Dispensary open Saturday from to 5 p. m.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

Try the Lemon, Orange, and
Wild Cherry Phosphates, at the
Palace Pharmacy. 102tf
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
Church Services ssa Religious meetings
In florenee

First Baptist Church,
REV. ROBERT D. GRAHAM.
Sunday School, 10 =. M; preaching II rs aud
7:50 in Union Hall.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

BE GOOD TO YOURSELF
and good to your friends. When
you treat friend to whiskey, give
him the best. HARPER Whiskey
is the beverage for your friends
and for you. Sold by w. f. Bur-
ley, Florence, Colo.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
First Presbyterian Church,

KEW. 2. A. BERGER.
Sunday School, 10 a. m. (; Service and Sermons
II a. m. Junior Endeavor, 5 p. M; Y. P. s. @.
E., 30 p. M; Evening service, 80 p. m.
7:3O
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

St. Benedicts Roman Catholic Church.
FATHER EDAUND, o. S. B.. Pastor.
Sunday services, first and third Sundays in ep oh
month: high mass and Sermon 10 a. M: m
day School at p. M: vespers and bene ic-
tion of the blessed sacrament at 80 pm
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
Dreyfus Will be Tried August .

Paris, July 24.-It is announced
that the Dreyfus court martial at
Rennes will open on August 7.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
Methodist Episcopal Church,

Rev. A. L. CHASE.
Corner Main and Church streets Parsonage
next door to the church.
Sunday School, 10 a. M; Morning Service, II a.
m. Glass meeting, IL M; Juuior League, ESQ
p. M; Senior League, p. M: Evening Service
sp.m Prayermeetins every Wednesday ovon-
ing 80.
Members of all denominations or of no demon.
nation will be sincerely welcome at all OF our
churches.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

EOR SALE-Cheap Good work horse and one
= Studebaker wagon. Apply to J. II. McDan-
iel al 3th-st. 1l7t6s
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

FOR SALE-Horse, buggy and harness. APP
ply at this Office. I12t6.s
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FOR SALE.

ESOR SALE-Good sewing machine for So /:
dress-making parlors over Globe lIst6e
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

no RENT-Furnished house; four rooms :;
East Second street. Apply at Free Reading
room. lt2t6
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

FREE HACK-To all bathers at the Hot
bookstore, IOtss,
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24
TO RENT.

no RENT-Two rooms furnished for light
housekeeping. s. month. Mrs. Susan
Stone, 9Th st. uqtI2s
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WANTED.

'WANTED-Position as stenographer and type
p" writer. Inquire at this office. I09t5s
WANTED-Second hand shot gun; must be
" ,sSod, and cheap. Enquire rooms and 3
Bank Block. n4tf
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-07-24

NO RENT-During August and September fur
l nished house with piano, five rooms. Sd ST.
bet. Pixies Peak and Santa Fe avenues. Iu-
quire Gibbs Jewslry company. 1i2t6.