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The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-22
S. 5. S. Is the Only
Remedy Equal 10 this
Obstinate Disease.

49, U0W y INC seat o. the disease, thus permanently
trace OF the faint
Inc serious consequences to which croua surely leads
should impress upon those afflicted with it the vital inn
portance OF wasting no time upon treatment which can
not possibly effect cure In many where the wrong
treatment has been relied upon complicated panduaF
evenings have resulted for which the doctors insist that
dangerous surgical operation is necessary.
MI d. =. Thompson, Of Milledgeville Ga writes: ga
pso case 81 Scrolula broke out the glands my neck
which had 80 be lanced and caused me much suffering
was treated for long WHILE but the physicians were un
aoie TO cure me, and my condition was bad ss when
began their treatment Many blood remedies we're used
put without effect Some one recommended S. s. s. and
began 20 improve had taken few bottles
continuing the remedy, was cured permanently
ana nave never had sign Of the disease 70 ratnrn Swift
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-22

Mrs. Joseph Campaigns has re-
turned TO her home at the light house,
efser visit to friends in Brunswick,
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-22
Y ONE CURE
FOR SCROFULA.

There aredozens of remedies recommended for
Scrofula, some of them no doubt being able 10
afford temporary relief, but S. s. S. is absolutely
the only remedy which completely cures it.
Scrofula is one of the most OBSTINATE deep-seated
blood diseases, and is beyond the reach of the
many so-called purifiers and tonies because some
thing more than mere tonic is required. S. s. s.
lie, and never fails to cure Scrofula, because il
2 disease, thus permanently eliminating every
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-22

Large partiea Of turtle hunters are
on the beach these moonlight nights,
and great success they are having.
finding large turtles frequently and
bringing home great numbers OF eggs
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-22

. Mrs. F. P. Gale and son Master Roy
Gale, of Atlanta, went back to Bruins
wick today after short visit to st.
Simon the guest Of Mrs. L. B. Day at
her tent near the pier.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05
"MoRMoNs COMING"


ne Fr5iarIctown. Sow nunawick.
Herald contains. under tho above head
iHs l1nF account OF an interview with
tr william Van Horne, president Of
a. Canadian Pacific railway. who had
~ returned from q fyo.wccia' trip 10
~ Pacific coast Among other uub-
iriH Do spoke of the influx OF lmml-
Grants into the Canadian northwest
Nhfh be- said was hcing poopled with
"a very desirable class Of settlers. lie
SPOKE OF tho Galicianr. who had been
tkr1 i1 places Ia Canada hy the rail-
Way company, and who had rubHo-
quuuy paid for their transportation
an made good citizens. Sir William
aI uuheu
lh.- was Htlll another class OF peo-
~ Who veto beginning 90 come Into
~. N..IhNDHt On considerable numbers.
an HhI made most desirable acqul-
llN1H H ihH population VI the county
To. H..H ihr MlrmonH who ALREADY
~ .W.l ID IHpul1ua and progressive cole
on Hi Alberta, and who were about TO
el'HfIiH IhifhUr ln great numbers dur
lnE ih' present year
lHHH "IH % certain popular prelu'
~ .IIH"t flH MurWouH. Hlr William
ssh I. IH East, because of their sup
p,'.l N..IHmoua habits. II was a
h. .IH. however. Go, suppose that
"H unuuCrl among thn
NJ Hi ihr present day ana it
W n" tHko 90 lmaEinr that the
NJ ".IH Not un Intelligent and
in .I.H" 30 HnIe
IHH.H EIr William said. "thoy
~ "H"l wonders M utah, ana
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05


s '"' 'l l''.n '''' H,.''
..... l'''' '.' p,oll' 'n ''''
."'N'''
" .n''li'i'l' '''.'' yum.
' li'.,' N'7 '9l'u '
'', ''". ny ''''.u'
@
H. decd lt wn1 riren out that
t. r.H ...iie ap.'ared DIE employer.
..HHrH Hi a3nultei tnc wife OF bile
..H.. TH. Atlanta cuuriituuon hast
.r.I fI "..H o. vivid word-plcturc N
H. HH.. crime committed. and .np-
.f IH lHa country not TO judge ~
f. m#u.H With prejudice. in fact
.H.#.. ..H .Hl rHai fnr thc negro.
Sow f # .fHfaI that "a private do
H.H.. boo u.I Goo learn the facts in
N. COCO. .Hd according Co hia version
If.. Dad quarrel with Crawford cone
mI.. Uar.s uhrreupon tho latter
...lr revolver and threatened 90 shoot.
u... H.r hurled an axe against him
aud BILLED hIm. Mm. Crawford witt
.IIH. iuesdy. nud she t. reported
.t..a saiI Tint iloso. so Tar from as
..Irr Har. r.d ha soon ns the unmi-
..f.r.. committed iio neither touched
r.-H.r .lId % word 10 hor.
Tt.. tr.n BE- "tho other ridc'-thc
.,'.r.IH eide OF the case. and u fair
,t.g I. f.airad. 10 IL at least entitled
t... t..tirr.
TH.fa be- nb way of explaining the
1Hb rlHnFs. such ns that at Newman.
except o1 the theory of an epidemic "
temporary Insanity. 10 would b. "a mis-
ula O.. suppose that only southcrnors
H.I. among tho mob. An eyewitness
! from cleveland o.. stated some time
tel that tbr savage who poured the OH
over iho negro was "a travelling man
from Philadelphia. and that h. saw aov-
al Northern men IN tho crowd Xxx
element of amy Kind certainly is con-
uF.Hus
] TH. HHHf H..raH "a Ia that la rtnnu
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05
or1rcr,L RESIGNATION

N. mmroui frf1i' "
10. 1,~,irsar vIn Do rf.'vei Go
- ,,.,hls cadlton oi boiy % a..
.. sai ihit be- be- fonni %
-.'.r,y 10 i.ni.f BIZ r'''saai',
y. ~. Commissioner Of s''' l'A'
eouniy n.t,f.
,.r m IN oaf commuair 900 h''
t,,sarfemin,ni hur Cor many
"a bs,h ciiy ara county ana'n ll' hl
..r,i M pabn. faithfully and un'
f,nsdhsly. and bic atlrf as % plp.''
or vim ih-s in hls private pl'''
49, vt.eh have ieln numarou' anN
a.sogssi.i have undermined h''
t.,lih % on ALARMING extent ll'
r,oa,i D. sniif,iy ffc.i from a'l h''
cars ara aaaliiie
y vas hoped that hIa visit Go ihf
riaas cuasi wruli rrrrpriaia hl'
nt,t. q cnsniil. ani that BIZ hra'ih
uouii b. restored Dot his stay vaa HiI
90 trisf and ,inc' Ml return Dc Dos
rraduiHy weakened until b. has found
n reoanD 10 riife from pubil'
duties
1ha whole community Will i1ln ih'
n.ssf,i sest iu hoplhs that rot u.i
trins BIN restoration. and that o. ulI
b. spared 10 mlnFle aTair with th1'.
uhi hart learned 10 lotc and rtpcol
ihtfiaiuau a1ifmide man and bon
nutIif.nldicl cilran.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

Public opinion will sustain the gov.
eminent. even ut the risk u strained
diplomacy and u "a commercial war
With Canada in refusing tu cuuccdc an
Alaskan port 20 the British Nurthwcu-
tern Territory, ~ IN not merely that
the Interests Of this nation require
d 90 maintain tho integrity VI the
Alaskan ucuboard. but that neither
Great Britain nor tho Dominion has
plausible claim upon the maritime
outlet which they sock. When We
bought tho Alaskan panhandle from
Russia We took what Great Britain
conceded 90 the iiuhHIan government
hy the treaty of 1895. "Trip OF territory
extending beyond and above an head
waters. 10 IH Cnnndu'a contention that
our limo now merely truycrH0H the ridge
uf the mountain chain, leaving some
ruyra In british territory 90 which The
oWuom should have free access from
the sea. The contention has nothing tu
support 10.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

..sm.
church pave l''.'l'.n ,n' s.'einony y
ha performed '..N''1 ~ i"ofe vs. NJ
deviation H 'N' i.''
They f..h.N N"'" "'Ho 'nat Doth ~
rulN. H"' '' Ii'F",,' '.alhent Lor
emo SNOW no.. ''I''.' positively
tre aHI ''. ''"''' 'nn' winch n
stated DO So '.''hn' ana further. n
tho f'.n. no 'h' "i''or' pc hns avou.
ODD t7H .'I I' nu 'nA''or What
rr 'H..I N' NiN'' "'ln' VINO would
a.Hmnt q" .''''aH't' rIufal marriage
rH'l O' ".''l WIN "i Quickly md
e.E0.'I H' DO. N'NIl i'I any crime of
an'n. '''." 900. 'N'f'n OF 'ho Hiaie
81" 'H.H .''" can nc performed
u...r N d. "lA pr attempted
without "....n "Nlli Do VOID at
I H Violation OF ihr fncrcd law
Hf Obj" '..I.
TH Slows docs not consider
i.HI 10 ....i HJUu io explain every
..' mrr nrnonr Hus.
U.'."H q. H'u anxious TO discover
.H..H.H. ". H H.IuItl0uH character
$50. uH.. HnI .H fn'nrH THAT rrur'ent
uIn. H..I H HrF r.'. Nor 20 r1lyo
I.. ..I' tH. ..ue relations of
H....H ... H|. m" .f'nuH 90 nHn-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

Canada has been determined from
the beginning 90 obtain pUaaeHHiun Of
an important part of the thirty mile
strip" OF territory which the United
States received from Russia. it, OBJ
ioct iH Co got port " entry for the
Canadian territory back of that strip,
10 bias been steadily working 90 that
end in aii On nCruuutlunn. ana has been
preparing Co make "a plausible case be-
matter should he sent there Cor ndludi-
cation. Nut % dny has been loss since
the question was nrat raised, but every
EFFORT bias been made ID uug up rNi'
drncr. while our government hnH prae'
ucnily done nothing. except along inc'
cunnlnrly Cuntrlvcd By the Canadians
Tor their own advantage.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

The Alaska boundary question mas
always Invited - simple and Just fplu-
ton In friendly arbitration. Llthcr ma
ton may obntruct that solution but
In no doing Il condemns Itself ~ hostile
60 the spirit % tho aFc. fuatpuncment
% the arbitration II In itself a danger.
since the selfish interests protecting
against such a step VIII grow slrunNet
m time passes. II Canada o. blocking
n reasonable settlement an oNplnna-
ton from her d. In order Hitherto.
even Americans must own, no very
earnest longing Tor arbitration has beer
displayed ut Washington
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05
WHAT Anour voLuNrEEnsq

II looks as lf the Secretary u War
were anxious 30 fcol tho public pulse IN
rcsnrd O. the matter 81 calling for
volunteers Tor service in the Philip
pines what other purpose can be
served hy tho repeated advance notices
90 ths erect that ths question has not
SGT becn droidcdf
Tho sentiment OF ths country would
probably he that n % lH absolutely
necessary. for tho suppression Of the
rebellion in tho islands and Co. maintain
our nng there Co call Tor volunteers
ihan che rIU should ha made. the force
should De- IHrga enough tp accomplish
chat purpose without l0sH NJ tImo. hut
lf 1H Drreml uus o. reported 20 be-
l'sye moaH men ore sufficient 60 cope
with tha situation. thcre should be no
more Dil Cor volunteers.
THO Idea Uf SWING tho Fuiplnos over
Zoo that hand 10y HyHgea, who mutilatc
thg bodies of nIirn rnemigs and nfe
uHaH thr taafrrs uf re- white nag. ~ re-
yo'uHg tU 900 except re- very fow, who
Hrr ryrr ou ihr lookout Cor something
uu which t0 plant 1000 excuse COR attack
inr ihf administration.
Th.Tr Cln br uH doubt that AEulnni-
600 luHHht about iHe present trouble,
m1 IHHI without HrHt laayrtlining the
intention of H. American government
A. HIU'f OFF Hst November he assumed
. H U..II..|.H H...I.. ..fF.HHI. TTs aHf.HI
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

Mr.. Dllfour announces that be VIII
give fun explanation of The reason
why the British forces destroyed the
tomb Of the Malhi; an action which has
been severely criticized By John Morley
and others. The Madhl was the slayer
Of Con. Gordon. After the victory of
Lord Kitchener last September the body
H. said 90 have been dur up and multi
atcd. presumably f1r Che purpose or
preventing the Madhirts from rather-
irF at the shrine and laying further
plots against the government Of Egypt
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

Here Is n coiorcd mans view of the
Southern problem. Mr. n. Thomas
Fortune. editor u the New YORK Axe,
says to his brethren.
u don't think we need to- set excited.
I don't think that we need 10 set eN-
napcrutad. or even say harsh things
We must simply work earnestly ana
steadily 90 mold public opinion ana
make h sec right The lawl'Ha men
of tho s0uth are not The BLACK men. u pc
iagieaa mon are the poor white mem
thry have been doing ihe numbering
for Enc laat $50 years That's phase
~ the question that has not yet been
considered"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

Tho town Of noattic. Kansas, has a
woman mayor council composed OF
nyc women and a woman clork 10 n
claimed that ul the respectable mon
ln town supported The mamma ticket"
being firmly convinced that there were
not men cnough capable % Milling these
positions. n5ntiio is looking for "a
strong and practical administration Of
ia Affairs.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

II Is row rumorod that tho Ruskln
Cooperative association. 40 Ruskin,
Tonn, commonly known as tho "l,uH-
hn Colony" Is about 10 collapse. It's
lurdl and houses are 10 boz sold, and
thc hundred or 30 colonista atlll on tho
site or tnc colony are appealing 90 tho
utoplans OF che country Tor fifteen thou
sands dollars 10 tide them over tho
"crisls." Socialism except on a basis VI
true religion Is impaotIoabic.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

and tcamstcra. carpenters. biacksmiths
ara other ortlrans. ana good people of
various occupations who are wiling to
work and observe wholesome rcguio-
lions Tor the common welfare. Tho
colonization % Alberta By our people is
encouraged, because u affords openings
Tor pushing. cntorpriaing people, aud
the conditions there are extremely fav-
orahio Tor settlements composed Of Lat
tor-day Saints.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

Admiral schlcy dli not carry the Inn
preston with him that Utah is a
"m0ral pcBt-holo" Ito pays % grand
ulhute Co tho first settlers here, when
ln bic letter 90 Mr.. W. A. Neldon he
slys "Nor can / ton you how much
was impressed with your beautiful
city its surroundings and tho heau-
utli work that has been done thero in
soclaiming that desert and making Il
paradise"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

Tho statement FROM Washington adds
that after an agreement had been
made Go refer che Alaska boundary
dispute 90 arbitration. without any
restriction nH 90 the nationality ~ tho
umpire. the Canadians put IN "a cundi-
ton that they should have the Pyra-
mldsharhur region lu any event. even u
the decision should hc adverse to them.
region 90 which they had never be-
fore asserted any claim. n this n "a
c1rrrct statement N the ease tho Cana
dian position cannot be- justified.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

Paris press dispatches state that
many ~ tho pcrHona ARRESTED Tor the
attack on President iouhet represent
some OF tho best families Of Funcc"
Ana when that ucru was muillatcd
aud inclnomtod in Tennessee "a year Or
20 ago the dispatches stated that many
uf the leading cltiscna of the country
were present.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

citizens Of Danish extraction arc
having a celebration 90 caiders today.
AZ stated IA these columns "a few days
ago. it h. tho nfticth anniversary Of
the birth 81 constitutional liberty In
Denmark, and % u hut natural that
tho event should be- remembered with
gratitude. Elder Anthem n. Lund u
the Council OF Apostles will deliver tho
nraIlnn OF mo DIV
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

An Ohio lady refuses 10 pay for q
plano, which, fho claims, tho aront
Brnltlzci ho- into buying n she
could lyrHotlso a jury into believing
this. tnore would be- morit Ia hypnot-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05
scispAl-noNGrnlNG AGAIN.

The tun Mormon" organ IN thia city
is oui again with lis queries and infer
sncei. ana rsffliIons Of stories cir.
culiisi ty ros.ips ana acinial.mou-
gefh Il if fiIrIui up 60 thia renewal NJ
the aoculailan that "the eSprlased cone
dluona4 under which Statehood uero
GRANTED nm bling violated e,efy day"
~ he positive deciamilon % President
Lofenu Snow, IN hif discourse az a.
0cursr published In he D,ssrut Nowu
on saturday. "that since h. attained q,
he Presidency n tho Church ihrrr have
tsin % plural marriages s1'omnlied in
any Temple In Utah or elsewhere" We
rss ihe words AZ presented By The pa
W that virtually charges President
er's Win falschood.
.sbat eKCufs har Il for thla deliberate
ltf Il roea itn further. and az.
~ the who'll BODY o. Laiicr.day
nia and threatens them With tho
hih u this Republic. 10 iheae words.
There D. % Mormon VII, doe not
lly understand what ihnre conditions
ere. Thcfe la n0i a laiior-diy Saint
rom iha President ~ the creed down.
DO does noe Know that th1fa cmIi.
l0la have ben violated and Hro being
Violated 0frIY day THIS cannot c1n.
unue ihc people of ihia great Republic
NiN nli permit these determined Viola.
that sh,,,. ,,.,,.. d, y. -, WV II
,I,.t i, ,..,,o,,... p , -, 'n pr
e,rtr,ry /. b,.,,ts, h. ..4,. M. ,n'
rsproiu.s IN. ,,,,....,., =, ,,-..,''..
SNOW IN. ,s,t, ,,.,..t y, '' 49,.
h.s di.,sur,., ''
y-,
A. r,,al.' Wy N, i,iaig ull. people. mat
infnr,s dr-3 s o,,', .l .n on. ', ,
el- y, .,9s y. i.li.Ill'l. and Wefr
us. ~. NJ iNN present
lime u my pr,'ia,s-, .,',. 9 ,s ~. w,
s.g sal MAJ alg such thing a. thIa
m9s5,5 y '. esi lhs l.9rl hla com.
oat safh maTl,r'. wy s,s F" ,l, 'a i.
Ie,s ~ ben AZ impression IN thc
XVI, WV " s'iae lhal such MARRIAGES
ist. IN, c',l a ,... IN Che Trmn'e az sllt
that Tsmpls. ne 10 any 5,bsr T.r,i "
I vast ihh % b. dIr.n9tiy wia .r.
Stood
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

Tho controversy about whether the
n,woy Home r. TO be- given 10 the al.
mirhi peifonaliy, or 90 Uncle Sam. ~
previous The house should be- built
FEST There viii be- time enough COR
contest afterwards
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

The governor u Texas Invites 20 a
ccnfcrcnoc Tor tho consideration u leg
islapon against trusts. an the goycr-
nor ana attorney generals Of the
southern States. How many will at
tondf
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

Drcyfua h to return to France IN q
wnrahlp. restored 20 the rank % an
officer That IL an ausplclnus begin
ming ~ the happy donoumont u q most
exciting drama.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05
TITLE TO GRAZING LANDS.


a subscriber writing from a town IN
Utah county sends us the foliowing'
Editor pcserct News
"wll you please answer the follow
inN question. through the News iur
the benefit 0f myself and several oth-
cr fulHOrIhoraY
'fiut-Can we take up and acquire
u'les 90 tnfutvcycd lands for grn1lng
purVnftFT
"aocond- Can the lines be made 70
run parallel with canyon regard
less OF section ilnca7
Third ~ 90. what is the mode Of
rfocrdue7'
The land ONCE authorities state that
unHurvcyc1 AGRICULTURAL lands. and this
term includes rrazinr lands. can be
entered only under the Desert Land act
The lands so entered must be IN come
pact form, and after a survey has been
made must ir adjusted 90 section lines
We hope this reply viii BE- naiiafnc-
tory. ns we think Il covers the ground
os 40 u.e Questions proposed BY our
correspondent
The now German island realm T. she
imperial term f1r the rocks housht from
spain.
The French authorities are going az
Ter prcyfus Heretofore they have been
going Tor him.
Surely the boys ln blue In the Philip
pines are bearing both the heat and
tho burden OF the day.
what o. the truthg' asks a contem-
porary That which wun, b. and VIII
De. II u mighty and will prevail
Col. Henderson. ~ Iowa. says DE- will
undoubtedly be- elected Speaker. and
set on the heels Of that very dcclnra-
ton he refuses 20 speak.
one ~ the Hurcst ways 20 broaden
ones self. ~ which 20 much is said
those days. d. 90 cat dried apples and
then drink warm water.
1--WE must have the canal" says tha
New York journal Heretofore oui
New York contemporary has only been
trying to take In the earth.
The Philippine commission gave d
Grand ball In Manila the other day. And
now. u seems. tho Sultan % sulu has
/ determined TO- keen the hail rolling.
The fellow who struck President
Louhot. struck France. for O. was nH thi
representative 81 that country be- wa
subjected 20 the indlgnlty. Francs
needs more civilization.
Drcyfus Is to return to Franco In
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

The now German island realm r. she
imperial term for the rocks housht from
urnIn
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

The Philippine conjunction gave "a
Grand ball In Manila the other day. Ana
now. u seems. tho Sultan ~ sulu has
determined To- keep the ball rolling
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

The French authorities are going ~
Ter Drcyfus. Heretofore they have been
going Tor him.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

1--WE must have the canal" says the
New York Journal Heretofore our
New York contemporary has only been
trying 20 take in IN, earth.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

one o. the aurcat ways 90 broaden
ones self. ~ which 20 much is said
those days. o. 20 eat dried apples and
then drink warm water
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

Surely the boys ln blue In the Philip
pines are bearing both the heat and
tho burden OF the day
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-05

Col. Henderson. ~ Iowa. says DE- will
undoubtedly be- elected Speaker. and
set on the heels Of that very dcclara-
ton h. refuses 60 sneak
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01
AN INCoNVENlENT BIRD.
| Mississippi Housewifs's Experience
 With FamIshed Guest.

With Famished Guest.
 Tn the days before the war" fam fly of hard-working people lived in a border county of Mississippi They did not keep a tavern, put they often fed the wayfarer.
 One Saturday the housewife roasted ] large turkey, baked a batch of bread and made a number of pies. She was ready for her Sunday dinner.
 That Saturday afternoon a single horseman appeared. He asked for his dinner and fed his horse in the ample stable of the farmer. The housekeep- CT was busy and the man in haste, so she set the turkey before him, thinking that he would not make much of an i'm pression upon it.
 The stranger sat down in front of the turkey and set to work. He cut Into the breast of cne side and ate it all. His appetite was only whetted. He demolished the wing and then cut off the leg. The drumstiek disappeared and the upper joint was stripped. The woman stood aghast. She battered out to the back porch, where her pies were cooling, and. selecting a tempting ap- pie pie, set it before her guest. He put 1t to one side and turred the un- touched side of the turkey toward him. He cut off the wing and the leg. The woman saw her Sunday dinner disap- pear before her eyes.
 At length, having exposed all the bones of the large fowl, he attacked the pie and left not crumb.
 The woman sank in a chair near by. She was too much overcome for 8 mo- ment to speak. Then she said:
 You seem to have enjoyed the tur- key. There is not go much left as I ex- pected."
 The man pushed back his chair, took out his quill toothpiek, crossed his knees and sighed with satisfaction. Then he spoke:
 Well, madam" said he. "a turkey is very ineonyenient bird
 The woman waited for him to ex- plain but he was silent Then she said:
 Why is the turkey ineonvenient?" ?"
 Well, madam, it is little too much for one and not quite enough for two," replied her guest.
 The woman tainted.