The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-06-21
Along the Kansas Nile.

John r. Gentry will soon try to beat
Star Pointers 1884. Star Pointer Is not
a Kansas horse.
Most of the men in the Twentieth Kan
sas are lawyers. There are only TWO
newspaper men in the organization
Governor Stanley should throw q life
preseryer TO Ed Hoch OF Marion. The
man is in danger Of drowning IN MS own
slobber.
In the big storm at Dodge City some
Of the great hail stones had prongs on
them an inch long. They looked TO be
hand-turned.
When Leedy offered to make Funston
colonel. according to Funston's story.
Funston told Leedy that he did not have
the qualifications OF colonel.
Sam Peters has not yet replied 10 the
very warm dish Of sarcasm hanied hin
| by Cyrus Leland. This is bringing up
discussion in southern Kansas: rs sam
Peters a Fighter"
Speaking of the Norwegian scientist VINO
has hopes that Andree will be found alive
the Hutchinson News thinks that that sci
enlist should be employed by the free SAL
yer folks TO hope for them.
The PopuiIst whom Cy Leland threw
out of the parade Decoration day at Troy.
IL is now announced, once SAID of the old
soldier: The old soldier IS a par-Ic.de
in war and a parasite in peace
The Spanish war has already crep' into
Kansas politics One Kansas editor says
Of another Kansas ed.t9- .hA- he fought
the Spaniards by running an army can
teen and nipped a stake on The side
Fred Funston for the last three weeks
has been very quiet. This Is an tndica-
ton that Fred didn't do any more walk
ing over bridge roofs or sw!mmin rivers
than he considered absolutely necessary.
These DAYS when a Kansas man ap-
pears on the street showing invented
signs OF enameled prosperity. the police
10 not hound him home and cut through
alleys to watch him. They simply turn
TO one another and say: "Jopta or
"Galena."
A Populist paper suggests that when
the Topeka Capital presents the sword %
Funston, Funston shall step on, in front
and say: Il decline the sword; the credit
belongs not 70 ne, but 20 the soldiers OF
the twentieth" Large iciclss will be
hanging on the kitchen range when tun-
ston does anything Ike that.
People who lose money often wonder
how much they should ~ in the way
Of reward in order 20 get Il hack. THIS
occurs In the Wellington Mall: Lost
Two ten-doilar bills and four hve-dol!ar
bills: IL found. return 70 Mall office and
rereive SO reward" Here is an opportu-
nity for some soul 20 Jose thirty dollars
and find his own honesty.
Atchison Globe: II the Lord maze
man fat. he can't ever hope 20 be any
thing else Nose Sarbach % Holion- Tho
weighs almos- a ton, has tried every sug-
rested remedy fO- reducing his hesn. and
grows fatter. lie recently tired hoTseo4ck
-!dIrg. and =, ire e1t q month hsd
aimed e poun1s, but the horse lad Toe;
- There Is a suggestion IN this: lie
might try carrying a heavy burden
Uoha Henry Collins. The Topeka ysuIS
man serving a life sentence az Lansing
for the murder Of MS father. has s2-
Y,sared n a new role. tha: q an su.51T.
He has written and published q pam 7hlsi,
entitled. "A Brief Description % t5s LAts
90 the Prisoners n ne Kansas stais
Prism J. was ~; 81 type ~ C5i.;-s
himself The !al;h q John Hayden, CO..
Hns' lawyer f. his Innocence has nsTey
v-avere5 and re - stlil working f1r tT.-
dence favorable TO TIRE prisoner
!. Z Beilaine. writing 20 Walnut. ka'-
Sas from IsZz5n. says: I no-ics hat re
illustrations n he papers - bone pr
tire cur aEhtiag with ths Asn sag
ing up shoulder 20 SHOULDER arr two dep
Il the should aght n such tors13GI0a fSuF-
hftas OF those enGz< a VOID % ksls1
OF WOUNDED The American sillslsTz HSEf
81 one lie. tEey being sbOut soree e
riTe steps apart. and uessly always tbsy
fie daf OF tae grDand VALE nrax TasT
expose themselves 0lly Whsa PSsa.n9 -
q eaaTge CT advancing 70 San = better
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