New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-08-30
LAST Man ON EA RTH.

IAD III AN YIN LiAlll1l1
WHAT IS THE DREAD FATE THAT
AWAITS THIS MoRTALg
Many Theories rs to the Manner Of
Portion of the Last ReIic of HUI
mainly as 1t Now Exists.
Astronomers tell us that the day
must come when the earth will, like
the moon, wheel through the heavens
dead and barren ball of matter-air-
less, Waterless. lifeiess. But long, long
before that time man will be extinct
will have disappeared SO utterly that
not SO much as the bleached skeleton
of human being will be visible on all
the millions of square miles of the
surface Of this planet
Unless by some huge and universal
cataclysm the whole race is swept at
once into eternity it is but reasonable
to suppose that man, like any other
race Of animals, will disappear slowly
and that eventually there will be but
a single human being left-some old,
old man, gray headed and bearded, and
left to wander alone in solitude that
may be imagined, but not described
How will he die, this last relic of
the teeming millions that once trans
formed the face of the globe and ruled
undisputed masters Of every other liv-
ing thing? There are many fates that
may befall him. He may go mad with
the horror Of loneliness and himself
end his own miserable existence He
may be eaten by the vast reptiles or
giant insects which will then probably
infest the Solitudes.
But his fate may be far weirder and
more dreadful. Scientists say that as
we burn the coal and timber we are
still so richly supplied with, we let
loose into the atmosphere an ever in
creasing volume of carbonic acid gas
Much Of this is taken up by plants,
but not all. 1t must increase and
eventually poison the breathable air
filling the valleys and mounting slowly
to the hill tops, where the last remains
of animal life are striving for exist
ence. Yher last man will climb higher
and higher, but eventually the suffocat-
ing invisible flood will reach and
drown him.
Again, it is said that the earth as It
gets older is cracking like dry mud.
These cracks will increase until at last
they will let the waters of the oceans
and rivers sink into the fiery center of
the globe. Then will occur an explo-
sion so terrible as may startle the in
habitants Of neighboring worlds. The
last man in this case will probably be
some arctic explorer or Eskimo whom
the vast plains of ice around will save
from instant death and leave to grill a
few moments till the ice continents are
swallowed by redhot gases and steam.
Suppose these earth cracks develop
more slowly, they may suck away the
water without devastating explosions
Then the last mans fate will be the
worst describable He will die Of
thirst. The scene Of his death will
probably be the great valley in the bed
of the Atlantic ocean, off the Brazilian
coast, half way between Rio Janeiro
and the cape, where now six miles Of
green water lie between the steamers
keel and the abysmal slime beneath,
There, hopelessly digging in the ever
drying mud, he must perish and leave
his bones to parch on a waterless
planet.
The antarctic polar ice cap has been
growing thicker and heavier for IN
counted ages. The distance from the
south pole to the. edge of this ice cap is
l,4OO miles. The ice rises steadily from
the edge to the center. At that center
it cannot be less than - miles in thick
ness-twice as thick as Mount Everest
is high =.
Suppose it splits. Imagine the gi-
gantic mass Of water and ice that will
come sweeping up north over the oceans
and continents of the earth! Where.
then, will the last man breathe his
final gasp? High up in the SHOWS of
some great range he will perish miser-
ably of cold and starvation, looking
down on huge shallow sea, beneath
whose tossing waters will lie the whole
Of the races of the world -.
Or last, and perhaps dreariest fate of
all, the human race may outlive other
mammals and last until the sun, as
some day it must, grows dull and cold
and vegetation dies from the chilled
earth. The miserable remnant of
earth's people must then slowly die out
after ages of an existence to which
that of the Eskimo of today is para
disc.