The Norfolk weekly news. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1888-1900, 1899-10-05
MR.. EP|ZOOT VILLAINS.
lie Ennm~rntcr some OF the Dimcui-
ties THAT the "Buro NV Infcrmn-
rhun" Iins In IinrmonizinR Demo-
cratic Differences Of Opinion.
BuRo Nv TNrERMAsHuN,
WAsInNGToN. -. q.
tn the Editur:

BuRo Nv INrERMAsHUN,
WASHINGTON. -. 9.
tn the Editur:
This establishment " comparatively
noo but | hey socn cnufT arcddy. TO
couvinsc me thct tharc air scvcril differ.
ent kinds NV trubblc ahcd NV me. Ev.
crybuddy wants Ia be boss NV the insti.
tooshm. Most NV the DimiCrats hoo hcv
bin elected tn the next kongrcss hrv sig.
nifcd their willinncss tn talk charge NV
II and sho me how it ort tn bc run. Sum
NV the Tammany hcelcrs, NV Moo York,
hcv volunteered Ia cum on and bring
dclcgashum nv shoulder hittcrs Ia intro
doocc the pure methods NV Moo York
City pollitix ~ practist hi them under
the dircCshun NV Dick Croker. The wust
trubblc, however, iz gOin tu be with our
Dimicratic STATESMEN hoo air out NV n
job. Tha all want tn bc at the he'd NV
cnnythinE that will keep them before the
publick and delay the obscquics. Tha
can't be made IN believe that tina mir dcd
and burrid, and thct tharc amt n-goin Ia
bc no Dimicratic Gabriel tn bio the
trumpit fer their rcssllrrrcshun. Icyin
bin Scnaturs. or Kongrcssmcn, or big
oilishodcrs doorin Mr.. Clcvclnnds nd-
ministrashun, thn air all watcin fer sum
thin tn turn up. The most nv cm think
tina mir big cnuff tn be President and
don't understand how tina were lost In the
shuttle. If we only he'd about two hun.
drcd and fifty presidents tn nominate we
Good manage cm all rite; but wen we hcv
only wun kandidntc tn select | kin fore
see hccp NV trubblc fer cvcrybuddy hoo
Gums IN contnck with EN-. The desire tn
stay In oils hi Dimicrat hoo hcz been
elected or nppintcd tn one, IL so in
grained in hia siStcm, 1t IL hard tn git
him out NV the noshun thct he Is fixture
thct ort not tn be disturbed. Mr.. Clcvc-
land tells me he he'd lots OF trubblc with
sich men doorn hiz second ndministrn-
shun. Tha all wanted their old places
back ngin. or wanted better ones and
he wuz handicapped about BLOWN cm up,
fer he wuz in the same class hizscf He
Good not purge hiH sistcm Nv the unholy
desire tn hold offs. Even now, so he
tells me, he hcz simptums Nv the third
term fever wich IL liable to brake out in
an aggravated form ut emmy time if the
condishuns air favorable. Oh thct we
he'd II regiment NV Dimcrntic immuncs
who Good cum In sight NV n Prcsidcnshal
campanc and not kctch the fcvcr 1t
wood brace us up before the kountry if
we Good find wun man hoo didn't hev it
or hoo cXpccks tn hcv it. IIcv we sich
man? Alas! I'm afradc he hain't yit
bin born.
Spcekin of trubb!c, it IL cummin frum
every quarter on account Nv the moo
merus candidates hoo think thet Mr..
Bryan kin be switched off ontu side
track and KEEP tharc. I'm afrnde tha
don't kno the man. Wen it Gums to git
tin around in all parts NV the kountry at
the same time and shakin hands with all
the Dimicrats hoo kin stand up, Mr.
Bryan IL faster than grcast litenin ontu
an automobile carrigc. None NV the
other fellers hoo want tn run him off the
track kin hold n kandlc tn him in that
line. Tha want tn set down and make
believe tina mir more digniiidc, and hey
sumbuddy cum and thrcttcn tn hosswhip
ON if tina don't accept n nominashun fer
the presidency. Mr.. Bryan nin't bilt tibet
wa. He knows whut he wants and if he
kin hey few weeks time he will tell
every Dimicrat in the Yoonitcd Stats all
about it, sum NV our ded men hoo air
scttin around on their tombstones wood
du well tn initiate him or else git bak
intu their holes and sta thare. 1t IL bad
enuff fer the Dimicratic party tn be fer.
ever tied tn obstitoot dces, without bein
obliged tn hev the processhun led hi
corpse in the next campanc. l regret tn
hot 10 tn iI,,.
ence NV opinion upon that pint. While
our young men mir dazzled with the fire
works talk Nv Mr.. Bryan. we hev lot
NV old mummies in every town hoo don't
kno thct ennything hez happened doorin
the last thirty yeers. The oldest NV EN-
hev bin votin for Androo Jackson, rite
along, and sum Nv the younger wuns hev
voted fer him because their fathers and
grandfathers did. These air the men
hoo think tha hev the first claim on all
the otfises wen the party hcz emmy tn
divide, and tha all want tn see Mr..
Cleveland nominated agin. for he WIZ
their idol wen he wuz President, and
found places fer all NV EN- thet he Good.
They air quietly organizin and holdin
themselves in readiness tn boom Mr.
Cleveland, but tha will support emmy
buddy hoo IL over seventy yeers Old il
Mr., Cleveland kinnot git the nominashun.
The most of them air Gold Bugs and tha
wunt vote fer Mr.. Bryan's idces upon
free silvcr-et lcest tha sa tha wunt
But If the convenshun next yeer con
cloods tn whoop er up fer free silver
agin, we shell set the whole force NV this
Buro at work and send EN- out ez mis-
summaries tn convert en-. Whut duz it
matter tn the avcrige Dimicrat whut
kind NV platform we stand upon, or
hoo We vote fer, if we kin only elect our
candidate once more and git hold NV the
otlisesI Thet IL the practikle kwestion
we hev got tn deel with and how tn
raSsle with il so ~ tn harmunize the old
fogies and the yung fogies and git EN-
tn work in bubble harness tugether IL
whut will require great craftsmanship
and joodicious management upon mi part
wen tha cum heer tn talk things over
and enthoose themselves with applejack
Thare is goin tn be regular monkey
and parrot time wen kongress meets and
we git our severil different kinds NV
Dimicrats on eNhibishun. | hope fer har-