The Florence daily tribune., 1899-04-18
SMART AT SPELLING.
A LESSON IN oRTHoeRAPHY THAT
WAS DEARLY BOUGHT.

Working the Dictionary For Game
unun They Were Brought to Grief
How do you spell choir asked a
man in the bookstore
What do you mean-paper or mu
sicr' inquired smart young man who
poses as an authority ON all topics.
"Music. singing. of course. replied
the man in search of photographed in
formation.
"C-h-o-i-r. responded the smart
young man decisively,
"Q-u-i-r-e chimed in red be~-ded
man who was busy looking at some
books
"You are referring to paper, said
the smart Young man, looking sadly at
the interrupter 1--WE were speaking
about music.
al mean music, too, ' said the red
bearded man calmly; 'q-u-i-r-e. to sing
in concert.
The smart young mans expression
changed from sadness to contempt
''You had better consult your diction-
airy, he said with speer.
Never mind, retorted the red
bearded man. MY way of spelling may
be little old fashioned. but you will
find it correct according to Webster
You will also find it correct according
to the Century Dictionary. and if | am
not mistaken it is likewise given in the
Standard Your way is all right too
The smart young man gave sniff of
scorn Josh Billings and you should
have collaborated on IA phonetic spelling
book
Look here. said the red bearded
man, "Ill bet you So that Webster's
latest spells il 'q-u-i-r-e.
Make it So. said the smart young
man. pulling out roll
No; ] don't want to rob you. Get
the dictionary
The money was put mp and Wehster's
International brought out. There it
was, "q-u-i-r-e. to sing in concert.
II didn't mean verb said the
smart young man, growing white
around the ears. Where is the noun2
They found that too. although it was
markt obsolete Then the smart young
man wilted
81 won take your money, said the
red bearded man. handing back the
bills My name is Bell, George T
Bell have had educational advantages
which you probably never received, and
spent several months learning the
different ways to spell that word. Sew
eral years ago ! was on the secret serv-
ice, My partner and ] had been ON the
trail of II pair of sharpers who had a
repertory of con games that would
have made the ordinary bunko man look
sick. They were men of far more than
ordinary Intelligence and had the man
ners of cultured men of the world. The
why we happened to get them was u
pure accident
My partner and We're going down
from St Louis on Mississippi river
packet There We're about 20 of us in
the smoking room talking and trying to
pass the time comfortably Just as a
lull came in the hum of conversation Il
young man seated at n table writing
some letters looked up with II troubled
air and said. Could any of you gentle
men tell me how to spell "choiry'
am Il little puzzled over il.
What kind of a one do you meanl
asked several,
Choir, to sing in concert, chirped
the young man. wrinkling his brow At
if to recall the proper orthography.
Choir. said scholarly looking
man with glasses ON.
"'Q-n-i-re, sang out big. well fed
old man of in the corner.
'C-h-u-i-r. repeated the first man
with some emphasis, i thought every
fool knew that,
That's all right, said the old man
off in the corner. Money talks, I'll BET
you S5o that Webster spells il
"q-u-i-r-e" too.
I'm raise you 80 said the first
man. who was cotton buyer at Mem
phis
"'All right, said the big old man
coolly Then the others Joined in and
bet him to standstill They put up
about 5000 Then they got the diction
AIRY, and, AS just now the man who bet
ON 'q,u-i-r-c' Won
My partner and | waited till the
money had changed hands, and then
said. Come on, ST
II walked MP to the young man and
H'ih NfNh' WIN mt MdDl you. II
show you hCw to spell choir 81 col.
Jared the big old man and we waltzed
them down below You never saw two
fellows look quite SO cheap They had
cleahed up over Sl5. 900 on that one
trick. but they got four years and half
apiece. That is one spelling school
have attended that not every man goes
to That game is one which will catch
nine educated men out of ten You are
all right, but you may still! have some
thing to learn.
Then the smart young man offered
the usual invitation in payment for the
Information Washington Post.
Quite Emersonian.
Cripple Creek is great ON etiquette