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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25

When starting for the river, says a
writer in London Field, if you have to
turn back and get something that you
have forgotten, you are sure to catch
little or nothing that day. This is an
article Of Devon folklore, and | am in
clined to think the west country folk
right herein. The disappointment
the hurry and the bringing Of wrong
things always act prejudicially upon
what out to be the unrufded'
even temper Of a successful angler. He
becomes hasty and rash, most often
with i'll results to his basket.
In the western highlands it is cur
rently believed that if you see colt
with it's back to you when starting in
the morning on a fishing excursion it
is the worst Of luck. only to be exceed
ed should you hear cuckoo before
breakfast.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
THE SQUlRE'S DILEMMA.
He Adjourned the Case 20 Find Out
Where He Was At.

NE AOjOuEEieA the Ease 10 anu OOk
Where He Was At.
A justice Of the peace in one of the
west end boroughs issued a warrant
for the arrest of q west end woman for
SANDER Squire S. J. White happened
to be present at the hearing. The pros
ecutor testified that the defendant had
called her an ''old virag0" and that she
had added, Il don't know what that
means, but whatever it is that's what
you are" The witness admitted that
she did not know what the meaning Of
the word was, either, but she knew
it had no good meaning or the other
wouldn't have made use Of it.
''NO matter what it MEANS" said the
squire, who is an intensely PATRIOTS
American, Its q foreign name, and
she had no business calling you it. Ill
fine her for it,
Squire" whispered Squire White in
his ear, you have no Jurisdiction il
SANDER suits. They must be entered
in court"
"Well, III hold her for court, then"
the squire declared.
But there's no law under which yOl
can Go that" he was told.
We'll, I'll hold her anyhow" he re-
piled, land test the constitutionality
Of the act
But there is no act" persisted
Squire White.
Get out Of this Office" commanded
the squire, turning on him. DO YOU
think I'm going to allow you to come
in here and learn me the law
you uns so, too" he said, turning
to the women. You're both released
on your own rec-ogg-n i-zance until this
court finds out what the darnation to
do with this case."-Pittsburg News,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25

Now" said the enterprising inter
viewer. please read this over and
hold up your right hand"
But" said the public man, this is
merely an Interview"
That's all it is now. But thought
it would be q good thing to be ap-
pointed a notary public. We've had too
many denials, and this articles going
to be an affidavit before it gets into the
paper. "-Washington Star.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
Buffalo Bill and his wild West ond Con-

Buffalo Bill and his Wild West Ond Con-
gress OF Rough Riders soon to Appear.
Everybody who can possibly do so will
doubtless take holiday when Buffalo
Bills Wild West and Congress of Rough
Riders of the World" exhibits at Madi-
son, Wednesday, August 30, for which
important event the railroads have made
special preparations to accommodate
their patrons, and will offer low round
trip rates, and in some instances special
trains will be run to take care of the big
crowds that always attend this exhibit
ton of heroic fame and just renown.
1t is not "shoW" in any sense of the
word, but a series of original, genuine
and instructive object lessons, in which
the participants repeat the heroic part
they have played in actual life upon the
plains, in the wilderness, mountain fast
ness, and the dread and dangerous scenes
of savage and cruel warfare. So many
new and thrilling features have been
added for this season, that it is almost
impossible to enumerate them all, but
probably the most interesting is a vivid
reproduction of the battle of San Juan,
which will be represented with magnifi-
cent scenic effects and participated in by
many members of Roosevelt's Rough
Riders who actually participated in the
gallant charge. In addition to all the
usual foreign contingent that always
travels with this exhibition will be seen
for the first time in America number of
Filipinos and Hawaiians, the new Amer
lean citizens, in all their savage pictur-
sequences.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
His NodIiEasr Fec.

A clergyman, speaking Of wedding
fees, said; About a month ago cou-
pie came to my church to get married
in accordance with arrangements made
with me. The church was opened and
lighted up brilliantly, and the organist
played the regulation marches. The
nuptiaI knot being tied, the smiling
groom approached me and placed a
spOtless white envelope in my hands.
1t was heavy, and touch showed that
it contained a coin. l concluded that
it was SO gollpiece. After the bridal
party had departed | opened the en-
vclope, What do you suppose it con-
tanned? y silver quarter. dropped
it in the poor boX."-Brcoklyn Times.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
$40, 900 GIVEN AWAY.

B., The Eminent Chicago F,hysi-
clam and Scientist. will send Any
Sufferer $3.50 Worth of his Won
derfu1 New Treatment Heart
and Nervous Diseases.
Never before has such generous offer
been made. 1t will enable thousands OF
sufferers from lingering or chronic dis
eases of the brain, nerves, heart, liver or
stomach, to test tie curative qualities of
DR.. Miles New Special Personal Treat
ment posi- lively free of Charge
Hundreds of 'Incurabe Cases cured.
Mr.. T. j. Held of Grand Rapids, after
being given up by eleven physicians
cured of dropsy after five of Chicago's
help for her. Truman DeWeese. editor
Chicago Times Herald states: DR.. Miles
cured me of Inherited headache and dir
ziness.' Hon. c. NJ. Buck, banker, of
Faribault, Mimi, writes: Il had broken
completely down. My head, heart. stom-
ach and nerves had troubled me greatly
for years. Feared [ wonld never recover
but DR.. Miles Special Treatment cured
me after six we'll known physicians of
Chicago and elsewhere had completely
ldIleQ. MIS-. L. COuntfyman OF TODU-
ac, H., says: Several years ago when [
sent to DR.. Miles for Special Treatment,
three physicians said I could not live
two weeks. I could not walk six feet
then; now [ can do all my work"
Few legular physicians in the world
have such unlimited confidence in their
skill, aud the curative properties of their
remedies as to permit every patient to
thoroughly test them free of charge.
DR.. Miles has had twenty-four years of
experience and is we'll and favorably
known throughout the country. He cor
daily invites the afflicted to write to him.
You may never have another such an
opportunity. Do not fail to write for ex-
animation blank and $3.50 worth of free
treatment. Address Dr. Franklin Miles,
18th Floor, Masonic Temple, Chicago.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
How to Find Out.

Fill a bottle or common glass with
pour water and let it stand twenty-four
hours: a sediment or settling indicates
an unhealthy condition of the Kidneys;
if it stains your linen 1t is evidence of
kidney trouble; too frequent desire to
pass it or pain in the back is also con-
vincing proof that the kidney and Bladder
are out of order.
WHAT TO DO.
There is comfort III the knowlege so
often expressed, that DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. the great kidney remedy fulflls
every with in curing rheumatism, pain IN
the back. kidneys, liver. bladder and
every part of the urinary passage. 1t
corTects inability to hold water and scald-
ing pain in passing it, or bad effects fo,-
lowing the Use of liquor. vine or beer,
end ove-comes that unpleasant necessi
ty of being compelled 10 20 often during
the day, and to get up many times dur
ing the night. The mild and tina extra
ordinary effect of Swamp-Root is soon
realized. It stands the highest for its
wonderful cures of the most distressing
cases. If you need a medicine you
should have the best Sold by druggists
in fifty cent and one dollar sizes
You may have sample bottle Of this
wonderful discovery and a book that tells
m, re about it. both sent absolutely free
by mail address Dr.. Kllmpr e. Co..
Binghamton. n. Y When writing men
ton that you read this generous offer ia
the Wisconsin Tobacco Reporter, Edyer-
ton. Wis.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
Prevalence OF the Lying Habit.

Did you ever count Up how many
times in the course of . day you tell
lie even though you consider your
self truthful person? You tell 4 lie
when a friend asks if new hat is be-
coming. when you praise something
YOUR hostess cooks and when you say
you had Il good time in bidding her
goodby You must lie Or offend L hun
dred day. and you naturally prefer to
lie. Its effects may be as bad as those
Of giving offense, but they are not so
apparcnt.-Atchis0n Globe
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25

Some doctors believe that a man has
just SO many hours to be awake, and
that the more Of them he uses up in
day the shorter his life will be. A man
might live to be 200 if he. could sleep
most of the time, The proper way to
economic time, therefore, is to sleep
when there is nothing better to do
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
The Boston BOYS Grief.

Mother-Why do you weep so, Emer-
son?
Little Emerson--Because Waldo Smith
informs me that he is. to take up the
study Of Egyptian hieroglyphics next
week. and papa refuses to let me begin
until am years old.-San Francisco
Examiner
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25

"Bugby gets out OF all patience with
his wife He says she can't get a
thing through her head
That's funny, He told me every
thing he said to her went in one ear
and out Of abe Observation-Disclosures
Bulletin.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
Farmers. attention. If YOU want

paint your buggy for one dollar, CALL on
@. H. Dickinson and get some OF Meals
celebrated carriage paint Easily ap
Piled, requires no vanishing, dries quick
and with a splendid gloss. Warranted
to give satisfaction.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
Climax Of CuRture.

''What is q cosmopolitan?
Hes man who can go all around
the world without buying q souvenir
spoon. "-Chicago Record.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25

The cemeteries around London cover
1000 acres. and the land they occupy
represents 4 capital Of $100,0 100000.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25

Mildred-So you and Tom have decid-
ed to break off your engagement?
G,9rtrude-Yes; he made up his mind
to become q dentist, and so I couldn't
marry him.
Mildred-What does his being a den
fist have to do with it?
Gertrude-Do you suppose L would
want to be the wife Of a man who
might forget, some time after he had
had me in his chair, to ungag me?
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25

"A diseased stomach surely under
miues health. It dulis the brain. kills
energy, destroys tue nervons system and
predisposes to insanity and fatal dis
eases. All dyspeptlc troubles are quickly
curpd by Kcdol Dyspepsia Cure. 1t has
cured thousans of cases and is curing
them every day. It's ingredients are
such that it can't help curing. Il. J.
Stangl.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25

Does singing the song ooh. Promise
Me-" at a wedding. promise anybody
ANYTHING? -Atchison Globe.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25

The smallest known insect, Il par
aste of the lizard, is but one-ninetieth
Of an inch in length.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1899-07-14

Republican state but for popular
ity-he would win out "agin" 'em
all.
Lieut.. Way, Of Chickamauga
fame, visited fairgrounds Thursday.
The lieutenant smiled as he looked
around and saw the numerous can
vas residences, which, he said re-
minded him of many happy(D days
spent amidst fever and pestilence.
Sheriff Wagness: Will you
kindly correct that item about the
swimming match. Mr.. Stade SIM
ply wagered me that he could
swim faster than Ed. Murphy can
walk-and now he wishes to back
out.
The removal of one of the tall
prop poles from in front of the
auditorium platform is a splendid
move, as it much obscured the
singers and speakers while before
the audience. It has been replace
ed by a strong wire staying.
There is not a languid looking
young lady on the grounds. All
are hale, 1.-THE, light hearted and
jolly, and it is not among the i'm
possibilities, hat some Of North
Dakota's fair daughters will be
taken as lifelong souvenirs of the
Chautauqua session Of 1899.
Doc Sihler and G. L. Cryder-
man, Of Grand Harbor, were in
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1899-07-14
HEARD ON THE GROUNDS

Mrs, Lounsberry is on receipt
of much sympathy on the sad
death of her son-in-law.
Mrs. Gates, the correspondent
for the Fargo Argus, is confined
to her room through a cold.
Official Stenographer Chas.
Taylor, has secured a very nice
location near Attorney General
Cowan's cottage.
Some 10000 feet Of lumber has
been Incorporated into tent and
cottage foundations this season at
the Chautauqua.
Adler is bound to be we'll repre-
sented. Here is the new additions:
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Ryall, Mr..
and Mrs. j. H. Ryall, T. G.. Gar
grave and family, Dan McKinnon
and wife.
The suggestion is thrown out
that campers give names to their
tents. Some unique and appro-
pirate cognomen would be pleasing
from which to glean.items. Iddle-
wood" ''Virgins Bower"
Miss Mammie Fitzsimmons is
winning laurels for her sprightly
and jolly social attachments. If
she would part with II Of those
curls it would be considered a pre-
cious souvenir by the possessors
of admiring eyes.
Merchant McDevitt, wife and
family from Grand Harbor, have
secured a very desirable location
near the banl, of the bay south of
the hotel. George will make
periodical visits while the family
will remain on the grounds.
Joe Wickert the barber at the
Hotel Oakland is giving much
satisfaction on account of his at
tention to visitors who patronize
him. "Joe" is a reputed "clear
shaver and he proves it every
time you pass through his chair
There is one thing he hates anc
that is the fellow who borrowed
his bran new bucket and forgot tt
return it. He will call for it if tn,
address is left at the Hotel Oak
wood.
Attorney j. w. Maher ha
, settled down and will remain will
us for a while.
! Col. Creel is a hard workin.
!, Chautauquan and always ready t
! spend his time and money to hell
along a good thing.
A. j. Cartwright has just com
!, pleted Attorneys Brennan's ne,
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1899-07-14
Insure!

Remember that we are repre-
senting reliable insurance COM
panies. We. can insure your farm
property against fire, lightning
and tornadoes and your growing
grain against loss by hail.
Do not neglect getting insured;
it costs but a triae; the insurance
companies can carry your risk
cheaper than you can.
Take out a policy on your home,
your furniture, your stock, and
insure at least a part Of your crop
against hail. Our companies pay
losses in full.
Come and see us or write us
about this matter and let us figure
the cost of little insurance.
VIM. II. Brown & Co.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1899-07-14

cottage, and camp life will now be
enjoyed in preference to wading
through Blackstone history. The
cottage is l2x2O.
Cando is coming to the front.
The new arrivals ire: c.. j. Lord,
wife and son We've, Mrs. G. H.
Hunter and daughter, Henry Lord
and wife, Miss Lou McVey, Frank
Lord and Arthur Currie.
Fred Merrick Of Grand Harbor
intended getting away from bust
ness cares by coming here. But
those pesky travelling men, "Van'
the noted harness man with the
North Dakota Harness Co., and
Cooley the Totsdam pants man,
followed him.
We have from Ojetta a very
pleasant party consisting of D. S.
Blair, Mrs. M. A. Blair, Mrs. M. A
Hawkins, Walter A. Hawkins,
D. S. is looking for a good house.
keeper, hence his presence at the
Chautauqua. Keeping our word
D. S.
Mr.. and Mrs. Poverty, Mrs. B. A
Ferris and daughter Ella, Mrs
Geo. Stevenson and Mrs. E. J
Smith, came in from Ardock Sat.
urday and will spend the season al
the lake.
Over at Devils Lake McGahan
Of the Free Press, and Small, Of
the Inter Ocean, are in partner.
ship getting out a fine little daily
called the Chautauquan. The lior
and the lamb incident pales into
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1899-07-14

a Great Northern engine into Devils
Lake, way back in 1883, died at Crooks
ton. Mimi, last Sunday morning from
congestion Of the brain. sack" began
work for the Great Northern in 1879,
and was we'll known on every division
east of Minot. He was a popular rail
road man and his death will be regret
ted by all who knew him.
The "life-line" is out, extending
the "glad hand" Of life, hope, and
happiness. Reaches around the
globe. IT'S Rocky Mountain tea.
IS cents. Ask your druggist.
Hon. Robt, Fox and Andrew Gilbert
son were amongst the big ranchmen
and bankers from Towner Friday who
attended the X. of T. ~conclave that
evening.
Frank H. Sprague and wife came in
from Grafton yesterday and stopped
over night. Mr.. Sprague attending
the meeting of the Knights of Temp
lars. This evening they will take the
flyer for Seattle, where they will pro-
coed by steamer to Sitka, Alaska, re-
turning in about six weeks via the
Yellowstone National Park and North
ern Pacific.
Maud-Last night Jack told me
that he wouldn't marry the best
girl living, unless-what-unles
she took Rocky Mountain tea.
Bright fellow. Ask your druggist.
Fargo Call: Col Creel of Devils
Lake spent yesterday in the city on
his way home from Kindred where he
delivered the Fourth of July Grafton.
He reports about a thousand persons
in attedance and a jolly good time.
Money to loan on good farm
property. Apply to E. A. Maglone.
Leeds News:-Mrs. c. G. Walker
came up from Devils Lake, Saturday
last, in response to a Telegram announ-
cling the injury to her son J. w. Sat.
urday night Mr. Whitford came up
and took three of the children down
there to care for them awhile.
The advertisement Of Grand
Forks Wooden Mills appears in
another column. This is one of
our home institutions and is we'll
and favorably known to our read
ers.
New Rockford Observation-Disclosures
Serumgard and Receiver Baird, OF
Devils Lake U. S. Land Office, are
proving very efficient and pains taking
| officials.
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1899-07-14

insignificance. This is the rattle
snake, tarantula. yellow fever, itch
and smallpox, all mixed up into
one heresiographial mass. 1t beats
the circus.-New Rockford Tran
script.
A little rain-and in fact a big
rain-does not dampen the en-
thusiasm Of Chautauqua visitors.
Those in tents are highly pleased
with the grounds, the talent, them
selves and the woodland that is
a happy streak.
A swimming match has been ar
ranged between Sheriff Wagness
and Andrew Stade, and the event
will take place at the Chautauqua
grounds on some day in the near
future. Both gentlemen are ex-
pert swimmers and the contest will
be worth witnessing.
The Daily Chautauquan is find
ing favor with the visitors and is
without doubt, an important factor
in the success of this seasons
assembly. Hundreds Of papers
are sent to every part Of the United
States by campers and the result
will be known and appreciated
next year.
Ex-chief Of police G. D. Phillips
formerly Of the Chautauqua force
was recognized by old timers soon
as his beaming smile and genial
countenance was seen. He was
the "police force" for four years
and even the elements wept with
joy-for it rained nearly all after.
noon.
Mrs. Col. L%ounsberry, who is {
guest at the Hotel Oakland, re
ceived a dispatch last evening
announcing the death of her sol
little Dorothen's father-Pau
Clemdenin. He was major anc
surgeon U. S. A. hospital a
Santiago. Yellow fever was the
cause of his death.
The chronic "kickeress" who 8,
delights criticising our socia
notices should bear in mind tina
The Daily Chautauquan is a livel.
!, newspaper, and much matter il
left out-truth not gossip-ane
covered over with the mantle o
charity. A cold fact edition
) would send you up a tree,-ant
! then, what a picnic, whew!
Hon. Dave Holmes, Of Gran,
Forks, succeeded in getting ava,
, from the Chautauqua grounds to
, day long enough to get up tow
and shake hands with many friends
: Dave can't be elected Democrat
governor in a hind bound blac!
Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1899-07-14
Gltu in Brief

From Fridays daily.
Powell sells Farm Lands.
r. H. Copeland, lawyer and editor, is
down from Wiliiston today.
Freshwater lake ice delivered to
all parts of the city. Telephone
"a. LaRue Miller Co. 5-tf
Monarch, white and fancy shirts
at n. L. Winemans.
Things were quiet in the city yester-
day-no arrests and nobody feeced.
Mann & Son want all your but
ter and eggs. They pay the high
est price.
Big line summer underwear at
81. L.. Winemans.
The petrifed man has arrived in
town and will be exhibited several
days.
Mann & Son pay 121 cents per
dozen for fresh eggs and l23 cents
per pound for fresh butter.
Nobby straw hats only so cents
at 81. L. Wineman's.
Hereafter the Royal Neighbors will
meet only on the first Thursday in the
month until October.
"'Tis worth a bag of gold"
This applies with special force to
Hoods Sarsaparilla, Americas
greatest medicine.
Washable summer neckwear at
81. L. Wineman's.
Painting, paperhanging, grain
ing, frescoing and hardwood finish
ing. P. Marshall. Leave orders
at Kelley's hardware store.
l.. N. Torson, the brilliant attorney,
orator and statesman of Pierce county,
is a guest in the city today.
Who has land for sale? Come
and see us. VIM. Brown q 60.
No hacks or carriages are allow
ed to charge more than Is cents
for each passenger brought to the
grounds.
W. O. Baird and family left for their
home in New Rockford today after
spending several days as the guests of
MI. and Mrs. H. E. Baird4
Serumgard & Moen have money
to loan on real estate.
A beautiful dinner set, artistic
in design. semi-porcelain 100
pieces, only ten dollars. Cooper
alive store.
. P. A. Lowe, the rotund oracle of
"Tammany Hail." is a city and Chau-
tauqua visitor from Grand Forks. He
is accompanied by Mrs. Lowe.
Stoves moved, taken down,
: cleaned, repaired or stored, see
Estes.
MI. and Mrs. Ignatius Court, of Fort
Totem, returned from Minot this
morning,:where they have been visit
ing friends for several days.
It's like a dip in the fountain
of youth" Touches the cheek SC
gently hat "youth fingers on the
face Of old age" That's what
Rocky Mountain tea does. Ash
your druggist.
H. D. Cooper and wife, formerly Of
this city but now living at Colorado
Springs, Col, have been enjoying the
Chautauqua a few days and left on the
afternoon train.
John B. Bunnell, who will be remem
bered as the first engineer to bring