The Yale expositor., 1899-12-08

Good hammer only 10 cents at The
Racket.
II. E. Beard for oysters and oyster
crackers.
Buy your Christmas presents early at
the Yale Bazaar.
Buy your useful holiday gifts at Bal
lentine's and make the receiver happy.
Ballentine is having special sale of
socks and rubbers this week. Don't
miss it.
The Racket is not the only place but
the best place in town to buy Xmas
goods.
A sheepskin vest or fur overcoat
would make q fine Xmas present. You
can buy one at Yale Clothing House.
Oranges. bananas, celery and in fact
every kind of green goods that can be
kept this time of year can be had at
Boards.
A regular 20ct book, cloth bound,
printed on good paper for only 12cts.
About l50 good titles to select from at
Fuller's jewelry store.
Furnished Rooms For Rent-We
have furnished rooms to rent also
rooms for light housekeeping. For
particulars and terms apply to j. c..
Hart, Yale. 32-4
The Presbyterian churches at Yale
and Brockway have united in calling
Rev. w. Sidebotham to be their pastor;
and have mutually arranged to have
the morning service at Brockway dur
ing the winter.
Married-By Rev. w. Coulter, at the
residence of the officiating minister in
Yale on Wednesday, Dec. 6, 1899, Mr..
Elwood Teets, of Greenwood, and Miss
Annie Mulaney, of Yale. The newly
welded pair expect to take up their
residence in the vicinity of Yale. The
Expostor wishing them the best sue
cess and happiness in life.
Staley & McKeith guarantee every
bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
and will refund the money to any one
who is not satisfied after using two
thirds of the contents. This is the best
remedy in the world for lagripp, cough,
colds, Group and whooping cough and
is pleasant and safe to take. 1t pre-
vents any tendency of a cold to result
in pneumonia.
There may be many things in any
town which need to be severely criti-
and faithful critic is in this respect
very useful person in any community.
But the man who can see nothing good
and has only severe things to say of
his neighbors or his town, is the man
to avoid, for he is simply seeing things
in the mirror of his own bad heart.
Uneasy is the hand that YIELDS pen
where autocrats reign, for so constant
an occurrence is the imprisonment of
any one who criticises the Venezuelan
government, that opposition news
papers have an attache called the
is to shoulder all responsibility for Of
fensiye articles, and spend such time
In jail as may please the powers that be.
DR.. Warner Cornell, Eye, Ear, Nose
and Throat Specialist, of 229 Huron
ave-, over KnilPs drug store, Port
Huron, will be at the Rapley House,
Yale, the second Friday of each month
where he can be consulted on diseases
of above organs only. Glasses fitted.
His next visit will be on Friday, Dec.
Sth. He will be in his Port Huron
Office every day in the month except
Fridays.
The Werner Company, of Akron,
Ohio, is the largest concern of its kind
in the world. They write us that they
are in position to offer paying employ
ment to an energetic man or woman in
this county. We would advise those
of our readers, who are in position to
consider a good offer, to write at once
to department X >" The WERNER Con-
PANY, Akron, Ohio. You must send
good references. Editor this paper.)
Eureka! Now we have struck it
rich, and high handed justice will be
done to country editors. For our
rise up and call US blessed. Our dis
covery consists in new kind of print
er's ink thatacts unerringly. If a man
who never takes The Expositor, but
borrows his neighbours, attempts to
read it printed with our new kind of
ink, it Kills him on the spot. If man
who takes our paper but never pays
for it, even opens sheet thus printed,
he is smitten with insomnia and will
meyer know sleep until he pays up.
The man who is in arrears and has his
paper sent back refused" will die be-
fore he gets home. When we begin to
use this ink there will be such whole
sale slaughter as to enrich the coffin
trust. It's effect on the other and full
meaner class of dead beats, will
bankrupt the nation in support of suf-
ficient lunatic asylums. Will we bury
the secret and stick to the old orthodox
doctrine of hades2 Mol We expect to
make the change shortly after that
Christmas dinner is consumed, let
come what may.