The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-02-09
WHAT DooLEY SAYS.
From the Chicago Journal.

From the Chicago Journal.
'Wel, WE'LL" said Mr. Hennessy, II
wondher whin this here for-min' iv
thrusts'n stop. I've been an alternate
to five aldhermanic con-vntions whin
they was denounced. but they're
stronger thin liver, an are sthranglin
TIL liberties iv our country be hivins
day be day. What the divvle ar-re they
anyhow"
"A thrust" said Mr.. Dooley, lis an
illegal combination to rayjooce prices.
tbs to prevint foolish people firm spin
din too much money. A lot of ray
publicans is in TIL same business, an
says wan iv thin: Behold, he says,
TIL suff'rin' iv tn poor he says "
eryWhere they turn he says, they're
oVercharged,' he says, be cormorants
in human FORM he says. IT'S our
jooty,' he says, as humane men, he
says FIR to combine he says, FIR to
desthroy TIL rapacious crathers,' he
says, that ar-re sr-rndin' TIL faces
off tn poor, he says, an do TIL wurruk
Ourselves he says. If theyse amy
grndin' to be done he says, lave the
poor come ar-round an poke their
noses into a ffrst-class imery wheel,
instead Nv bein' polished be little two
FRA clint grin stones all over tn coun-
thry, he says. Wen be abused he
says, an popylists an arnychists'll de-
nounce us inimies iv civilization he
says, but in our holy wurruk we must
ixpict such threatment,' he says. Look
at me- he says. Be desthroyin' COM
petition, |, with the help Nv tn good
Lord, an TIL railroads, an tn state
iv New Jarsey. have rejooced tn price
" lie SO a poor man san have an ex-
plosion to-day FIR three cints that whin
L was a boy, he cudden't buy FIR amy
money he says. I'm a benefacthor
" me kind he says. An if they're
not nanny iv my kind he says, tits
no fault iv mine he says. I've helped
tn poor. I've give dividends to the
three pardners mintioned Wan iv
thin gets its fees he says, 'th' other
gets freight.'the says an to the third
he says, have put up college, he
says, FIR to prove that a Baptist he
says, can mix up with tn lie business
not appreciated by me counthry,' he
says. They call me an octopus he
says an plutocrat,' he says But
he says, I parsavere in tn good wur-
ruk,' he says. Lave us niver mind tn
assaults iv TIL ongodly,' he says, but
in tn inthrists iv tn poor desthroy tn
hellish competition that is grajulIy,' he
says roonin' tn widow an tn orphan
with high priced prunes,' he says An
SO th' prune thrust is formed
FIR mesilf. Hinnissy, Ncan't make
out whether a thrust is good thing or
a bad thing. McKenna says it's a good
thing because it rayJooces tn price.
Schwartzmeister that belongs to TIL Ar
better Bowin' club, says tbs thu nath-
eral way ivrything is goin'. Ye think
tbs sthranglin' our fair land an so does
tn whole Willum J. O'Brien Lithry an
Mar-rchin' club. But to me it looks
like jus tn diff erence between a man
bein' robbed be wan sthrong-a man
at time, an bein searched by twinty.
A "A mil la ats =,
pay an goes down to Halsted sthreet
an has a tub iv beer, an some wan
lifts his watch. On his way home a
pickpocket gets his pin; thin sthrong-
ar-am boy at Derin' sthreet holds him
up FIR his money, At his durestep two
bers throw him down an take tn shoes
off his feet. Now, if twas a thrust, if
these here competin' merchants was to
unite an meet TIL la-ad at TIL start,
they cud sthrip him clane as bone an
lave nawthin' FIR TIL 1oathsome an dis
united competitors up tn sthreet
They'd be sthrong ENOUGH to do bust
ness in spite iv TIL polls, they'd have
no thrubble in bein' Incorporated in
New Jarsey, where tn green goods
come IF m, an they cud prove to amy
intelligent man that tbs betther to be
skinned early an be TIL latest methods
thin to thrust tn job to lot iv rough
havin' tn inthrests iv TIL country at
stake.
An what ar-re tn poor la-ads up TIL
sthreet goin' to do?" asked Mr.. Hen
| messy, whose democratic sympathies
We're instantly aroused by the misfor-
tunes of the crushed footpads.
They're goin' to wurruk FIR TIL Bur-
glars thrust said Mr.. Dooley. Each
iv thin that's a good merchandise be
given piece Nv lead pipe an wooden
sock, an toll to go out an increase TIL
comfort w tn poor. TIL sthreet car's'll
give thin rayjooced rates to thravel
firm wan dark alley to another, an tn
council ill oass an ordinance prohibit
ing amy wan firm importin' sandbags
an jimmies into tn city. Afther awhile
man can be ribbed as aisily in his own
house as in an 'lley. That's what tn
thrust will do. 1T will So.
II hear" said Mr.. Hennessy. that
they're for-rmin' whiskey thrust"
''Whiskev thrust?' said Mr.. Dooley,
has roo'ned nanny man. But don't
believe it. Ye can't rayjooce TIL price
iy whiskey. IT'S fixed by tn laws iv
nature. Even me frind Jawn D. Rocky
fellar, that they say is into it, can't
make two cases iv delleryum three
mems, as Hogan says, grow where wan
grew befure. But if he thries it. look
out fir thirst thrust I think, be TIL
way we're lookin' at the bar1 ye'd be
allotted a majority iy TIL stock.