The sun., 1899-04-16
D0LAND0 CLUBS DINNER,
1T FOLLOWS THE FASHION WITH
AN ELEHEN- CENT PROPOSITION.

All New York Can Come II II Wants To ma
Jeraey. .Also-Thcy're Going % Elect John.
ny Meehan Mayor or Governor or Aldcr
man and Have Lots of Improvements.
Dolando. the racenorse ma ned after .johnpx
Meehan OF Park row beanery fame was hon.
ored on March % by the formation of a nev
organization to be known as the Dulundo Cluh
few days later some one circulated rur,,r
to tho effect that on the following "Wednesday
night the club was to hold special meeting
In consequence OF this several members OF N.
Doando crowd gathered last Wednesday nlrht
at Turn Hall. Eighty fifth street AMI I.exinv.
ton avenue. Chickens McGnn and slippery Il.
the Washington Market butter carriers. wers
the first to arrive.
We'll ba longer dead dan our rhlldren.r
said Chickens so II was a good move TO or
Ranization de club. Hey2"
Yes. be gosh" replied ST. well be gosh.
banged sight longer dead than our grand.
children. / know that even though havent
had much experience in matrimonial affairs"
Well" said Chickens. "I'm gon ter buckle
on de harness an trot In team putty soon me.
self. But got me blinkers on n turkey Wit
fine pumes an plenty OF dough. I'll take her
for better or worser even IL she's synagogue.
an dat's no dream Her Governors pawn.
broker an loans out diamonds at 3 per cent
for do sweest weddn's in Corlears Hook.
Jefferson streets over dat way.yer know. dont
yer2 OATS do street what Tom Jefferson was
named after. He was de great grandfather OF
dc Democratic party an de father-in-law Of
Tammany,Hall. Tammany married his daugh.
ter. or something like dat. Tom was de rst
man what voted de Democratic ticket In Tim
sullivans district Blu there comes dat pretzel
from Dolan's. de Sinker man. He's got do
harp Sarsaparilla Reilly. wit him.
Hello. Chickepsl" shouted the Sinksr man.
''how 1t 10 NIT your"
"Oh. I have me ups an downs like de man IL
dc elevator car" replied Chickens. Il see
yer got Reilly de Harp wit YER Did yer tlnk
dere was goin' ter be meetin' OF de club"
For Why not?" asked sinkers.
WELL" replied Chickens. de hull bunch is
April fooled week before fool day. Ders
amt goin' ter be no msetin'."
Il was informed that there wud be ma.
TIM" chimed In Relly.
so we're too" added Sinkers.
You're asleep" remarked Chickens. Peel
around an sec II yer amt In bed"
II don't made an alarnm clock to kape me
"Yes, We don't understand" shouted Sink
"lf yer. don't understand it's not my fuu-
HI . means II backward" said Reilly. Sup
pose we all go insode an have drink at .
IaDle.
The party went into rear room Just of the
barroom and took seats at table. When the
bartender went for the order Chickens simply
"A high hat witou. GRAPE"
Give me a mixed ale wild Mulllgan hnn-
:unid ! wish big beer OF glass NIT not such
a much frost on top" remarked Snkers. =,
What" exclaimed the bartender. staring
a.'s'mapp!e!" replied the butter carrier.
Reilly. 'He lives over, in Jersey where III
skeeter blossoms grow"
The walter was on his way to get the drinks
when he was stopped by Chickens shoutingi
tobasco sauce an dust her Off wit de red pep.
per box: 4 ,i yer aint got no tobask Just line
After several rounds had been ordered
Sllnpery 81 arose and said:
I'm the absence Of Johnny Meehan. our reg:
meetin' anyhow. so the gosh hanged crowd
dow, in Park ro" don't make fun Of us. Lh.
Sure" yelled Sinkers.
Reilly and McGinn then voted In the affirm
atIye and each made M Msneeoh; d,,,,.
can motion here on q resolution und afterward
stands In der German paper dot President
elect William J OBrlen is goin ter give dol
tion to der ten. dollar dinner given to der rich
by MIR. Croker Und den some Single Taxes
M ybeb in sst ony ba Il
botys, birthday init ope-dolar. two;dollIr.
der der Doiando Cub give a Ieyen cents dinner
init beef an beans und coffee und sinkers'
"Hurrah" yelled Slippery ST. "Hurrahl
cents; be gosh! Hurrahl" ,,,nu..,n.
oSs dIs It's t?RSisa ter ~ the
ms9f 1f ior mneleR eveR shoated tsn,sfaf 81
I'm for de dime dinner" exclaimed Chick
snS well nEen make it nickel H dnner" w '0' O
What Tcare if ye make t for cent" con- con
Msehan e'E He is der der one M Shich help der pooI !,
die und buries does which ain't got funeral
SHeT va H he got tie
as him und mucher friends, too, und he know'
second nSs nh'p place w yhen @ ye elect ch9nny Mrehaa
Alderman he viii order nine million barrels q
| fire escapes for der poor tenements OF der east
In New York such improvements like street;
have, bicycle maths over der houses, on top so
no vheelmann viii be killed NIT Broadway cablS
to SPs Ps Ss 9a0eh h N'% %Ts s
fires und der Fire Departments will have more
pan for Twice as ef
city. Nhea Chonny Meehan's Mayor. gentle:
| mems when We election him to be Mayor We will
have, PUBLIC schools in, efery block und more
besides We VII pay der school a teachers II h,f u
der money What Is in der banks. Why is it. ys
Is IL. Only We must start TO doit. Ne could
begin just SO soon as We commence und it would
| be before We didn't know 1t. tell you, gem
tIemens. I'm in favor Of 1t und so are We. Who
| could not be? Here are in our club me :
bers over four hundred S'pose We maiche'
up Broadway. what would Georle seer Dey
would see doctors. LAWYERS detectives. police
Captains. hotel Presidents Assemblymen..
! butchers. bakers. egg manufacturers. cigar
makers und eferytlnR in der line. Why nt; get
TO work und elect him den? Amt he Z, uIar-
| ity enough? Veil. i guess he we're. He Is 50
! popularity dot yHt on election We will mako
Chonnv Meehnn Governor OF New York. Yes.
| Rentlemens. We could easily make il II We von l.
| Und dot IL Why We should election dot We ho,d \
| grand dinner for him in opposition TO- dem
| cheau dinners what Ia talked about. When I
learned sonet'ing I learned dot it we're not
! manners To talk about what You eat. hut 70
| sec IL In der newspapers all dertimeahout dose
chenp ten dollar. one-dollar dinners. Nh"n ye
! vnnt TO election Chonny Meehnn for President
! or der United States We should give him such