Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1899-02-11
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! proposedT Mary-"No; but | was
Philadelphia Bulletin.
It's very astonishing" exclaimed
the campaign figurer. whats aston
ishlngT The singularty of this plu-
| rality. Washington Star.
Wonders will never cease just
saw stone walk" Pooh! That's
nothing. / have often seen brick
building. "-Philadelphia Times.
Miss Totling-"Miss Sincoe was born
with a silver spoon in her mouth" Miss
DImling latter glance at the mouthI
-''Tablespoonr-H Life.
First doctor-rve got to make a trip
out of town tomorrow. Second doctor
Business or pleasure? First doctor
Both. I'm going to operate on a wealthy
patient.Life.
Stranger-ls your society here very
selectf Arizona Al--See them graves
over thar? They was all filed by fellers
who came to our dances without invi-
Enthusiastically Eagle.
What became of Hytier, who made
SO much money manipulating stocks
last yearT' He's still manipulating
stock. He's currying horses in u West
Side barn."-Chicago Tribune.
misunderstanding, how was it that l
saw you entertaining friends in tho
kitchen again last nightY Sarah
I'm sure / don't know, unless you
looked through the keyhole. The
Windsor MagaZine
Mills have great admiration for
the colors in the Spanish flag. Brills-
Why sof Mills-BecauSe they are the
only things IN the Spanish army that
didn't run when our boys soaked EN-
New York Journal.
Jili-You puckered up your lips so
then that | thought you were going to
kiss me. Jack-No; got some sand in
my mouth. Jill-Well, for heavens
sake. swallow it! You need it in your
system.-Troy Times.
Your mother seemed very much
amused at the little story told last
night he said, self-apprOvingly
Yes" she replied, lever since can
remember. mother has laughed when
ever she has heard that story"
did you find the snakes pretty thick
down thereY'' Not very thick, bat
some of them were pretty long" ''Oh.
you know what mean! Were there
many roundf" "'Cyllndricar would
be better word. boston Transcript
First swell pretending to mistake for
waiter a rival whom he sees standing
in dress clothes at the cloak-room of the
theater)-Ah! have you a program
Second swell Cup to snuff)-ThanSs, my
man; got one from the other fellow
Tit-Bits.
Cumso-Well, Cawker. did you name
your new baby George Dewey? Cawk-
er--NO. Cumso-You told me that was
your intention. Cawker-Y Yes. CumsO-
Then why didn't you? Cawker--We de-
cided. upon second thoughts, to name
her EliZabeth.--Baz
Customer (severely)-"Do you sell
diseased meat hereY Butcher bland
lY)-"Worse than that" Customer Tex
citedlyl--"Mercy on us, How can that
be possible" Butcher (contldentially,
The meat I sell is dead--absoutely
dead, SIR" Customer (sheepshly)--
"Oh"-Tid-Blts.
"Plugsers dramatic school Is max
ing IA winning, | hear" II should
rather guess. 1t Is the most complete
plant for the manufacture of actors
ever installed. Why, he even has a
hundred feet of genuine railroad tracks
to teach them the true dramatic stride"
indianapolis Journal.
Say, pa querled Willie, the other
morning while preparing his geography
lesson, how many motions has the
EARTH Il don't know. WILLIE" re-
piled the fond parent, as he bound u
towel soaked In icewater about his
throbbing brow; but they're numer-
Gus, quite numerous. Chicago News.
Say" said the bookkeeper, address,
ing the cashier, and winking knowingly
at the office boy. do you know any
thing about this new stamp-taxP"
Sure" replied the cashier; what do
you want to know?" Suppose" CON
tinued the bookkeeper, that | wanted
to express my opinion, would have
to stamp the express receipt" "Un-
doubtedly," answered the cashier; but
If you will allow me, l would suggest
that you forward your opinions by
mail" And why by mall?" asked the
autocrat of the ledger. Because" re-
piled the cashier, las they have no
weight. 1t would be much cheaper
Chicago News.
This Is Mr.. Pneer, Is It not?" yes.
SIR" you have rented house 'front.'
ing on Mulberry square, believer" 81
have DWELL my mama L. Eorn,,na.