The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
From Beilefonte Gazette.

Brief Fun HaWSa BarrlcK.
From Belleionte Gazette.
LEVER KERNEL HARDER.-lch
hob dich de ledsht woch farlussa ons
Wanamaker's. Ich ware net holver
fardich NIT minera Fildelty trip,
aver ich hob Gus g'funm os es mer
tzu long waerdt far olles shriva in
ame brief.
Es wore shunt driuhrim mummy
dawg we mere widder nows g'shturt
sin far much mae fun Fidelity sacna.
Om lIawsa Barrich doot yader ebber
anonner de tzeit beeda eb mer de lett
kent oder net. Doh inFildelfy hen
mere eli ous g'tunna os mer sell net
do con won me; sich oonich da fees
hous hoda will. Mere sin de siitrose
galuiia iIr rn longe tzeit bis cndlich
sin mere on cn grose WaSser cOoma
WOO crosse shift drul' wora. On
anne blotz hut's galaesa "ferrv to
Camden" De Bixlery hut g'sawd
"Camhen" English ware "konadaw"
in Deitsch, IN vile mere so fclc ga
lacsa hen : hot iun konadaw DOR
rich der greek WOO de lett onna sin
woo gadrait wora onshtots sich der
finger ob hocia, hen mere ousga-
maucht mere gingta, un lch bin nj
un dri tickets gakawied far toottzae
cent. Mere hen uns in en- shacne
shtoop g'hucked un gaward far der
boat m gli sin de lett nj cooma so
dick os mer net nows gooia hen
kenna. We mere about cn tardle
shtond doh nj gacrowd wora we shofe
inera ben hut en- bell awionga tola,
I'm dc lett sin awtonga nows shprin-
ga. lch hob g'sawd cs ware arayets
en- fire un Ich daid aw nit gae's
helfa ous maucha, aver de Polly hut
g'sawd: "Gottlieb, du bleibsht usht
grawd doh. Dn husht ken kivvel
far wasser drawga I'm bis du onna
koomsht hen se's anyhow ousc." We
mer awiir gons moodersaelich arlae
g'huckek hen is en- karl room coOma
nit ma bloa ruck TN gacle knep TN
hut uns g'frogt eb mere net runner
wetta. Ich hob g'sawG mere hetta
fnt cent cs shtick batzawled far en-
ride uu alerc dada net nows gae bis
mere Sc hetta. Are hut awcnich Gus
anne awl, galocht I'm is fardt sinera
bisniss noach. Gil wore de shtoop
widder full lett. Tn we Sc wiledr
wora hut dc bell gatolled uu sesin
widder awtonga nows shpringa we
de uxa. Ich hob der karl saena
cooma nit der soldawda uniform ur
bin utl e'shtepped I'm hobene g'frogt
wos oil DIES maned, un derno hov
Ich, behold YOU, Gus g'funna os mere
in konadaw wora un widder tzu-
rick un hens net gawist. Wos lch
g'saena hob fun Konadaw daid lch
gor net gleicha. lch hobs aw on'ra
schlechta tzeit g'sacna. Sc hen
schware raega g'hot un cs worcshicr
ollcs MINER wasscr.
Derno sin mere Gus g'shtart far
der Bixlerv era broodcr soocla WOO
mere g'tzaled hen far uti-shtella far
de nocht. Du waisht de BiXlery is
en- duchter fun oldta Sammy Send
apetzer un der Mike, era brooder, hut
selly Fildelfy fraw g'hired WOO Ich
dere derflm g'shrivva hob in meim
booch. Endlich hen mere der blots
g'funna I'm hen de bell garoonga.
En- koal schwartz naeger maidel is
rouse cooma un uns in en- shtoop nj
gawissa. Derno is Sc uff galuffa tsu
mere, era hond nows g'shtrecked far
hands shaka. Ich mob era hond g
numma un hob g'sawd, 1--WE gaits :?
Is her Mike dahame? Sc hut ga
Iocht un hut g'sawd, "Card, please ?'
Ich hob era so goot Gus ga!aikcd in
English os Ich hob kenna os Ichne
korda shpeela daid. Sc is nows TN
era schnoop-duch ons mowl g'hova
TN g'hooshed. 'Doh gaen Ich nows,"
hov Ich g'sawd. "Merecooma Wild
der in en- doonersy skrape. De
weipsleit hen awver druff insistmere
dada bliva bis der Mike coomed, un
endlich is de Sendapetzery nj cooma,
TN so shae we des weipsmensch aw
gadoo wore husht du in dime laeva
nix g'saena. Sc hut uns, of course,
gakent un hut hands g'shaked gons