New-York tribune., 1899-09-23
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Tho rn,scona, Convention Of Milwaukee recon-
mends the appointment OF coadjutor nsnop io'
Bishop Nicholson.
some mon are natural leaders born. and some are
Some Win fame through politics. and some gain
put of the entire human race these form but
i'i ~ ~iro ad'ice -(ChtCago News.
ON = Girard-ave show window" says The
Philadelphia Record" rs an oil painting purpor'-
ing 10 picture the original Colonial Dame i"r
figure is that Of an athletic looking woman cao
In romespun her brawny arms bare TO inc elpo"s'
She has lust finished telling a tree IN the N"BH'
forest and while penslveIy gazing on her surround
Ings vigorously puTs at pipe. Presumably TINS
robust heroine whose cast of countenance s rather
Celtic in It's lines. Is either on the lookout TOT n
Hcssian or deliberaing as to where her next inea'
is TO come from"
Mummy. can I have that pear that was on the
dining room sidehoard this morning? COS
Because WHAT
Cos I've eaten it!"-Punch
A local paper in Hoon. Kan. the other day re-
marked that Miss Daisy sourwine was "one OF
tho sweetest brides the town has ever known, de-
spite the unpleasant suggestion Of her name.
A farmer who was possessed OF some means en-
tered the Office of his county paper ana asked ior
the editor. -, - = ,.outb
of seventeen years and as soon as the editor, WIZ %
was IN his secret sanctum. was informed saau mI
visitors were not Dill collectors NJ cd'"e
II came ter git some Information" explained the
"Certanly." said the editor, and you came to
the right place BE seated. -, .,o ,oh,o while
The farmer sat on one end or the 'do'e' WIN"
his sat on the floor. . . . 49,. .o Into
This boy o mine he said %ants IsS ter gov go ntG e}
thar wuz any money In It or not It's a gooo ous'-
ness amt it%' .. anna hesi,a-
ton. "Pvc been in It myself for fifteen years. ana
you see where I'VE got to-" ,.s
around the poorly furnished office. surveyed the the
editor once more. then turning to his son, VINO
Cit n''It up o John. an go home an go back ter
plOughin'! n'!'-(l4ondon Ti-Btts.
"The Worcester Gazette" tells OF a musician
whose English IS not as perfect as his music
While conducting a festival at Lttleton, ~ H..
he was called upon to Introduce soloist lie dd
It in this fashion: LADIES' und chentlemen haf
beone esked indrodoose to you Meester Wider 10
nIav for YOU fooct solo haf done so und
he will do so.
Rihbier ION the front seat-Deacon. confesshun'
good fr the soul, Tell us now wuther you @ vo.e
earln often, or wuther you pray only once er year
-(Brooklyn Life.
In the town of Rising Sun. Ind is a man who
occupies unique position. In 1852 company was
formed under the name of the Rising Sun, Aurora
and Lawrenceburg Telegraph Company. The line
was built and operated by the company and was
sold by the stockholders in 1872 TO J. T. Whitlock,
Of Rising Sun. who has since been both day and
night operator llneman president, Board OF Direct
ors and general manager
A British tourist wandered into the Rustlers' Re
treat in Arizona town. recently. ana languioiy
"faka called the accommodating barkeeper 10
his assistant. "the gent wants a eyeball; dunno
wat fer but he wants 1t. Go out an ketch
! Chinaman."-(San Francisco Argonaut.