New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-06-20
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

AT Broken Hills 'he otnnr night" says The
Sydney Bulletin" during the opening performance
OF Jack and the Beanstalk' pnntomime. a stalls
patron was accompanied by bull terrier. The APP
pearance OF Jacks cow was received by the dog
with growls Of dlsapproval. and when the animal
came forward and frisky began to 'bunt.' the little
animal could stand no mofe. Bounding onto tho
stage. II attacked the legs Of the cow and the
spectacle which followed Of the forequarters streak
ing for the prompt side and OF he headquarters and
ribs struggling to a place of safety on the o. p
side brought down the house"
There was a little incident at meeting OF the
oonleqerate Nh l. ~ortby ~ reSord among he
other evidences OF a reunited Nation that are so
plentiful Somebody who had charge OF the hall
crate flags and when the members OF the assoca-
hall they observed something lacking. Where's our
fag?" they asked OF the manager OF the hall
hr T 6s tm8, Wick Wa 50 ., cone one
spicuously displayed That was our flag once. but
it is so no longer" declared the commander Of the
veterans and the exercises did not begin till large
American flag hung conspcuously over the
platform.-(Troy Times.
The European correspondent of THE Chicago
Record =" who has beer, travelling along the Riviera
says: when we arrived at Nice We felt that we
were practically at home again The hotels and
boarding houses along the deeply shaded streets
cater TO American and English visitors. There is
Anglo American newspaper. The British tea par
lor' md the American bar flourish prosperously
There are many English bookshops and reading
rooms and here may be found the American ice
cream soda | went into the large reading room
connected with the branch bank Of the Credit
I.yonnas and asked the polygot attendant If he
had any American newspapers on file. All. yes
monsieur all OF tame he replied. You will find
neeare re San Francesca Zhournar and re Pam
seelvannia Gazette
can you imagine anything trying to the
nerves ro SheTsg f ba , oRar gall
well. don't know" answered the civilian.
the bride at a High Church wedding That's
somewhat Notwithstanding. you knOw."-(Chicago
Post.
A Philadelphia druggist tells OF a customer who
sent written order for "a pound OF Christian
satpetre.' another asked for 'glorihed lime an
other wanted 'contented lye' and one OF the sane
tined perhaps. sent for a box OF consecrated lye
which recalls the story Of the boy who went to
church and to prove II TO his mother said that
ono OF the hymns sung was the 'consecrated cross
eyed bear We have had orders for Paddys gar
ret (paregoric). cock-eyed syrup (Coxs hive
syrup) bones Of potisan' bromide Of potassium
queer scat (creosote) and one that came in two
weeks ago called for j. T. Die (tincture OF iodine)
Attending to Busness.-"I afraid remarked
the Filipino. that We are not going TO be success
ful In our undertaking"
his superior officer savagely, as he put couple OF
gold collars into his dress suit case What we want
TO do 10 TO keep los Yankees from being successful
in their overtakng. "-(Washington Star
At Aberystwyth Wales wedding was SOL
emnized lately In which all the parties concerned
bore the OF Jones The bridegroom was Rich
ard Jones and the bride was Elizabeth Jane Jones
The witnesses were Joha Robert JoEes and Anne
Jones. The minister :hc Rev. r. T.. Jones
and the register the Rev. william Jones
Tommy-rse got de toofache awfully
Vsitor-You should have the tooth flled. Tommy.
TOMMY did have II filed. That's what makes II
ache so.
Visitor-I never heard OF such a thing Did you
have nlled with gold7
Tommy-No'ml Had 10 Mlad xumdrops-
tChicago News.