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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-03-07
GRAIN. PROVISIONS. ETC.

New York, March 6.-Flour. active for
low grade winters, but still dull and weak
on spring patents and bakers. Rye -four.
steady. Buckwheat flour, quiet al $2.O5.
Gorn meal, quiet. Rye, easy; No. 2, &c.
Barley quiet Barley malt, dull
Wheat, spot. easy; No 2 red. S37kc; ~
lions opened weak and declined under
bearish weekly foreign statistics: traders
oVer-soid, however, and in the afternoon,
when confronted by export rumors and
talk of Argentine crop damages by excess
sive rains, fastened 10 cover. with an at
tendant sharp rally; closed steady at I'M
changed price TO &c net decline; March
closed, S29sc; May closed 765sc
Corn, spot, easier; No. 2. 423sd441ac; OPP
lions opened easier, because of big worlds
shipments and a heavy Increase on pass
age; 1t rallied a little with wheat but
finally yielded to fresh liquidation, and
closed weak at ssQ5sc net decline; March
closed, 42Ac; May closed, 4O1ac; July closed,
407sc.
Oais, spot. weaker; No. 2, S4l5c; options
were quiet. Beef, firm; family, $1O.0Oa11. 80.
Cut meats, quiet. Lard, steady: Western
steamed $3.50; March, $5.52 nominal; re-
fined, quiet Pork, dull Butter firm
Western creamery 151502Oc; Western fac
tory, l2a14lzc; Elgins zoe; imitation cream
cry. 131aQ151sc; state dairy 14d1915c
Cheese, firm; large white, 111Ac Eggs
steady; stale and Pennsylvania 24c; West
ern, fresh, 24e; Southern, 2315d24c Pota-
toes, steady; New York, $1.25d2.O0; Long
Island, S5Oq2.25; sweets, Jersey, $1750
2.75 Cotton seed oil, quiet; prime crude
21a22c. Petroleum. dull Rice, firm. Cab
baee, steadier. Coffee, options opened
barely steady at 5 points decline, and
further declined, partially points. under
disappointing European cables and larger
Brazilian receipts; market attacked by
leading bear house. which subsequently
withdrew, leaving the situation quiet. To-
cal and featureless closed barely steady,
3 to 10 points lower; sales, 1880 bags, in
GLIDING March, 5.2oc; April, 5.20a5 25c; spot,
Rio barely steady; No. Z, invoice, exc;
No Z, jobblng. CSC; mild, quiet; Cordova,
SGl4c Sugar. raw, strong and held high
er; fair refining 37sc; centrifugal, 96-iest,
49sc; moIasSes sugar, 3 11-16c; refined, firm
and higher; mould A, 57sc; granulated,
sac. .....
Chicago. March 6.-Immense shipments
10 Europe last week, together with heavy
domestic receipts to-day weakened wheat.
and May left off at sc decline. Corn lost
sc, and oats i492sc.
Pork closed 71sc lower, lard a shade high
err and ribs unchanged.
The leading futures ranged as follows:
Opening. Highest. Lowest Closing.
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Wabash ...-... 81
do pref ....... 2ls4
w. & L. L $50. II
do do pref 800. g
Adams Eek ......1l2
Am. Express lao
L. S. Express. 80
WE. Express .125
A. Cot. Oil ..... 1888
do do pref Gee. 9lA
Amin Spirits 90. 134
do do pref ....- 81
ANN Tobacco 1882
do do pref .....l49
Con. Gas .......213
Com. Gable Co. $50
Col. F. & I...... 32Iz
do do pref see. "a
Gen. Electric ...1l8ia
IIaw. Com1 Co. "A
Brooklyn r. T. 9O9s
Int'n1 Paper -. 81
do do pref .,.- "a
La C.ede Cas-. 5lA
Lead .........-.. 3312
do pref .....-..ll2A
Nat. Lin. OIL 5
p. Mail ........ 4512
Peoples Gas In
Pull. Palace Isl
Silver Ger ...... 59l2
5. Rope & T 80. 93s
Sugar ............l373s
do pref ....".ll5
r. c. 81 I....... 447s
U. S. Leather. 63s
do do pref ..... 69%
u. S. Rubber -. IS
do do pref .....1l5h
w. Union ...... 1912
Fed. Steel .... 5Ol5
do do pref 80. S7i4
n. & w pref. 64ls
u. p. pref 900. 7S24
ore. Nav. pref. 70
Pac. Coast .... As
Col. South ...... Ga
do 1st pref e. 53i4
do End pref -. 20ls
IDS,
do IS .......... G8E
do As .........l92%I
y. Y. c. & St.
l., As ....". ..107la
Nor. & w. 6s ..13Ola
Northw. Cons. .143
do Deb. IS .....l22
o. Nav. lists III
o. Nav. As ......10l12
O. S. Line 6s,t.r.12s1s
O. S. Line IS, t.r.11l
Reading Is ...... 80
r. c. w. lists q. 943l
St. l.. & If. NJ.
Con. 5s ........111i
st. l.. & S. f.
Gen. IS ........1 22
st. p. Con. les
st. p. c. & P.
lists go. ...... .l20
do IS ..........120A
So. Ry. IS .....105}i
S. Rope & T. 6s. S7l2
T. new set IS ... 9712
T. p. L. G. .1sts.113
do Reg. ends o.. 52ss
u. p. .. & g.
lists 49,. .... 30
Wab. Isl SIS ......11ti5
do Seconds -. %
w. Shore As ....1I21a
Va. Centuries e. S3ls
do Deferred 80. 6
Wis. Cen. lists q. 6SA
NJ. & o. IS ..... s.
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Phases of the Moon for March.

Last quarter, 4th, 10 hours and 2s min
utes, evening; new moon, 11th 2 hours and
II minutes, evening; first quarter, 18th, .
hours and 45 minutes evening; fun moon,
9th, hour and 40 minutes, morning.
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Chi. & n. VIII
do do pref ....192
c. C. c. & st. L. 5754
do do pref ... 96i4
d. & Hudson. .112la
D.. l.. & W..-.162l2
Den. & R. c.. 31i4
do do pref zee. 72i4
Erie (new) ..... IA
do LIST pref &c. IS
Fit. Wayne lis
CT. Nor. pref III
Hook. Valley ct. 5ss
IL. Central lily
L. Erie & W"..19I4
do do pref .... 65
L. Shore ........200
L. & n ......". 63ls
Man. L .........ll0
Met. ST. Ry 235l2
Mich. Cen ......113
MINI. & st. L.. 5212
do do 1st pr. 80
Mo. Pacific .... 4424
NJ. & Ohio ..... 81
M. X. & t.. 13
do do pref zee. IS
n. ]. Central. 1895
n. Y. Central 1872
MY. c. & st. L. las
do do LIST pr. IS
do do 2nd pf. "a
n. & West .... is
N. Amer. Co ... 9
N. Pacific ...... 81
do do pref zee. 7Sh
Ont. & w ...... 263s
Ore. r. & NJ. 40
Ore. 5. Line. 42l5
p. est LIST pr. s.
do 2nd pref. 65
Pittsburg .......18O
Reading ....... 23ts
do LIST pref. &c. 63A
r. G. w ....... 36l2
do do pref .... 76
r. Island ....1l5%
St. L. G. S. F.. ll12
do do pref ... 70l2
Bo
U. 5. IS .1O714I
u. S. new Is, reg. 1855
do Coup ......12S7s
u. S. As ........1l1@s
do Coup. .....1l3l5
do Seconds Gee. S9l2
l.. S. 5s reg lily.
DO 5s Coup. ..1l2t
District 3 65s Ill
Ala. Glass A ...l12.s.
do L ..........Ioi
do = ,..........10
do Currency leo
Atchison As ....l0iA
do Adj. As ...102's
Can. So. ends. .109
c. & o. 4lRs e.. 92lk.
Chi. Term. .... So
c. & O. IS Ills
c.. II. & d. 4las ,i94ss
d. & r. G. lists. 1Gsla.
d. & RIG. As 100
E. T. Isis .......1Oi2i
Erie Gen. As. o. 7liA
F. w. & d. lists,
I. r. ........ Si5s
Gen. Elec. 5s ..1li7s.
G. H. & S. A. Is. lO3
do Seconds lilo
H. e. T. c. 5s. .1i2
do Con. 6s ..-lllikl
Iowa c, lists ....1U7
L. N. Cs. As. ..109hI
L. & N. Uni. As. 9,HI
Mo. 6s ...........il5%
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and Boston No
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from New YORK also with steamer lines At Collins Collins
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savannah Almanac.
Sun rises at s:l4 and sets at 5:4s.

High water at Tybee to-day at 1926 a.
m. and 1856 p. m. High water at Savan-
nah one hour later.
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Arrived From Quarantine.
Vessels Cleared Yesterday.

Bark Angelina (Por0 Lourellino-Mas-
ter.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-03-07
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.
Local and General News of ships and
Shipping.

Shippins.
Passengers by steamship Kansas CITY
for New York-C Mohrun and wife, Mrs
Sam Ross, e. A. Geiseier, Miss Ketcham
Mrs. e. NJ. West, Mrs. f. 7. Woodward
Mrs. ]. f. Nelson. Miss H. Leiberknecht
Miss M Leiberknecht, c. d. May, L. c
Lille, w. D. Beck, Rev. ]. E. Heiienius
Sammis party. nine persons, S. Blumen
thai II. S. Keuney, J. G. stephens, Jr.
c. A. Fulgham. II. f. Comstock, c. A
Bears, Sergt. Cackins. Mr.. Gadsden. N. w
Pence, Miss M. May. Charles cogswen
Mel Harlengher and wife, NJ. E. Davis
P. O'Connell NJ. j. Wade J. o. Owens
r. A. Sanders, George S. Whitaker, A
Carlson, M. d. Butcher. Frank Kriher.
Passengers by steamship City of Birm-
ingham from New York March "A. Des
bullion, Frank Paine, Col. j K. Phillips
DR.. f. 3. Haliett. Rev. ]. 5. Walsh Henry
Lowey, Robert Burns, ]. A. Dehrman and
wife, c. $. Ashley. S. c. Hart, j. o
Shares and wife, Miss NJ A. Carey, II. L.
Emerson. E. Pitzel, l.. Lowenthal, Rosie
Ruben, j. II. Ransom. w. j. Barnes, F
Piersen, r. T. Ledwidge.
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Lv. Savannah 7::30 p.
No., carrying through
Pullman sleeper, Sa-
vannah TO Atlanta
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05
ORDINARY CIVILITY.
The Advantages and Pleasures of
1t as EIueidated by Mr.
GObbleby.

"I should recommend as an investment"
said Mr.. Gobbleby, the practice of civility.
AS matter of fact, l don't suppose that
very great number OF men have suddenly be-
come wealthy through this means; that is, |
don't suppose that a large number of very
rich people have left fortunes to men who
had been at one time or another polite to
them, but don't doubt, either, that there
have been just such cases, and | don for a
moment doubt that substantial advantages
have often accrued to men through their
consistent civility.
But aside from any question of material
profit Though there is still always the
chance of that involved in it) | should say
that the exercise of civility would pay for
another reason. There are lots of people
who like civil treatment, who are, in fact,
really pleased by it, and though we might
not get anything in dollars and cents out of
civility extended in this way toward people
in general, yet | should say it would pay, for
we should get from it, at least, the pleasure
that is always to be derived from atford;ng
pleasure to others.
$50 should say that from whatever point
of view we look at it, civility is a good in
vestment; we are sure to get something out
OF it, anyway, and it doesn't cost US a cent"
IN. Y. Sun.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05
THE BRITISH EMPIRE.
Increase in Area, Population and
Revenue in the Last
Thirty Years.

The empire is now a territory of H.
100000 square miles, or 100000 if we
include Egypt and the Soudan; and in
this territory there is population of
about 4O7 100000, or of over 42O,O00,000
if Egypt and the Soudan are included
"a population about one-fourth of the
whole population of the earth. Of this
population about 50,000,00G are of Eng
lish speech and race, the ruling race
in the United Kingdom, in British
North America, and in Australasia;
and the remaining 350,000,000 to 370,
100000 are the various subject races, for
the most part in India and Africa, the
proportion of the governing to the sub
ject races being thus about one-eighth,
says the Spectator.
The increase in area and population
in this empire, excluding Egypt and the
Soudan, amounts since 1871 to 1854 900
square miles of area, or more than one
fourth of the whole and to 1875, 900 900
of population, which is also more than
one-fourth of the whole. The increase
of the ruling race included in this popu-
lation amounts to about 12,500,000, or
about one-fourth of the number in 1897:
and the increase in the subject races is
112, OGO, 900, or nearly one-third the num-
Der in 1897. This increase is largely due
to annexation. The existing revenue Of
the different parts of this empire added
together amounts to 6 $685. 900, and
the imports and exports to e ,375, OO0,-
0O0 The increase since 1871 is G115.-
$4,000 for revenue, or more than 40 per
crease in imports and exports is C 42S,-
100000, or about one-third OF the pres
ent total.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05
A LITTLE NONSENSE.

Judge-"Have you anything to say
prisoner" The Prisoner-"No, your
honor. I expect what you say'll be a
plenty. Ohio State journal.
What do you think of the thrashing
machine combine?" asked Mr.. Dukane
of Mr. Gaswell. Il suppose the jokers
will find it good subject for chaff."-
Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph.
The Wife-"If you object to giving me
money always, why don't you give ME
so much year and have done with it ?"
The Husband-"I do give you so much
That's just what 1 object to."-Judy.
Goddess Golding-"Sa thar, stran-
ger; let me take yer out to me claim
en- show yer some of its p'ints." Stran-
ger-"Wcll, think I'd rather see some
OF it's quartz first. Harvard Lampoon.
rimsonbeak-"When l visit my old
town l always pay visit to my old
landlady." Yeast-"Well, suppose it's
only right that you should pay her
something, old manufacturers States
man.
'Do you think she would have mar
ried him if he hadn't been wealthy?"
''Well, you know, he understood that if
he hadn't been wealthy he couldn't have
supported her. "-Philadelphia North
American.
With Emphasis.-Amy (reading)-
''He gave her jeweled v-i-n-a-i-g-
r-e-t-t-e-how do you pronounce that,
Uncle Isaac?" Uncle Isaac (gruff1y)-
'Ipronounceit downright foolishness!"
Jewellers Weekly.
Hicks-''So there is difference be-
tween fool and knave. What is that
difTerence?' Wicks-''Well, fool will
put his stock of alleged maple sugar
upon the market long before the sap
begins to run Boston Transcript.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05
Joke ON THE PRINCE.
Wales Was Worked for S2,5OO,OOO
Interest in Worthless
Coal Mime.

The strangest exhibit in the British
carved out of camel coal 1t came from
America and represents the folly of the
prince of Wales.
The English people don't know this.
however. That is why the stolid di-
rectors of the museum accepted as a
geological specimen what is really
huge American joke on his royal high
ness.
This is the truth about it: Out in
southwestern Kentucky, in Brecken-
ridge county, there is a geological
freak. 1t is hill 100 feet high that
was formerly scanned with big veins
of camel coal. Oddly enough the coal
veins did not extend downward into
the surrounding ground. There is not
another coal vein within 500 miles
of it.
Pennsylvania coal miners would not
touch it. They said it wouldn't pay
to put up the machinery to mine so
small quantity of coal and haul it
to market. But in 1884 clever Gin
cinnati man, d. II. Yeomans, saw an
opportunity to profit by this bit of ma
lures fraud.
He photographed the hill of coal and
took specimens from it. He got a
sworn statement from the recorder OF
Breckenridge county stating the speci-
mems were from this hill and giving the
area covered by the coal outcroppings.
Mr.. Yeomans went to London to or
ganize a coal syndicate. He cut wide
swath. He was called the Coal King
of America. He hobnobbed with the
prince of Wales.
In six months Mr.. Yeomans had sold
to the prince of Wales $2,500,000 worth
Of stock in his coal mining company,
which he called the Breckenridge COM
pany, limited.
An English manager was appointed
and came over to America with Mr..
Yeomans to manage the mine. Mr..
Yeomans discreetly let him manage it
in his own English way. 1t cost him
eight dollars a ton to mine coal that
he got seven dollars for.
The enthusiastic Britisher didn't care
for that. He wrote home to his English
employers that it was the finest camel
coal on earth and there was no end
of it.
He had a female figure carved out OF
it and sent it to London as souvenir
The thing got broken up in the unload
ing. 1t ali crumbled to pieces except
one leg. That is what the British mu-
scum got.
Last January the prince of Wales and
his fellow investors woke up to the
fact that their coal mine was worked
out and they had $150,oo0 worth of
law suits on their hands for miners
and managers wages. Then the freak
mine" was abandoned.
But the leg still remains in the Brit
ish museum.-N. Y. Journal.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05
STORM.

Storm and stress on the land
And stress and storm on the sea:
And a wind that tolls for the unblest souls
That asleep in it's green caves be.
The raindrops splash on the pane;
The fogs sweep in from the east:
And the seagulls fly Ger the breakers high,
On the hearts of the drowned to feast
A horror lies on the sea:
On the land does terror fall;
Twas in storm like this sailed the fated
ship
To the death that lay wait for all.
And the laugh of the treacherous sea
Rings out Ger their unknown graves;
While its scorn leaps high to the cloud
wracked sky.
With the hiss of it's conquering waves.
For the ships may sail from the east
And the ships may sail from the west
They may pierce with their anchors its
uutamed heart
And furrow with steel it's breast.
If It pleasure that heart to wait
1t can smile like some guiltless thing,
And no words can tell of the magic spell
The throbs of its surges sing.
But it's hunger is heavy to see:
And it's anger is death to feel;
In the awesome hour that beholds its
power,
Like reeds are the ribs of steel.
1t is hungry for souls tonight;
1t has won it would win once more.
Ii is sick of the wrecks it has dashed on
the rocks
And strewn DER the sand paved shore.
Oh the moan of the wind and the rain
Oh! the crash of the seas fierce hand,
AS it filings the gage of it's quenchless rage
At the feet of the cliffs on the strand!
God pity the ships that reel
Ger it's pitilesS breast tonight,
And guide their way through the storm
swept bay,
Ere the dawn of the longed-for light.
And God pity the souls that wait,
In anguish and nameless dread,
Till the morn shall wake and the storm
shall break,
And the sea toss back their dead.
Boston Transcript.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05
Sighted.

Lizzie-I'm as mad as can be with
Tom.
Bessie-Why, what has Tom being do
ing now?
Its what he has not been doing.
He has never told me | am the only
girl he ever loved, and he has told all
the other girls so. don't care particG-
larly for Tom, but one doesn't like to
be Disseminated against, you know"
Boston Transcript
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05
Trnnatcrial.

"Hello!" said the voice at the other end OF
the telephone, lis this Grindle?"
yes"
''Did you write up that story of the man
who had inherited a million dollars and was
going to try his luck in grain speculatlon!"
YES"
"Proofreaders say they can't make out
from your copy whether you meant to say
he will find brokers ahead or he will find
breakers ahead"
"Tell 'em it's all the same. Either one will
do. Ring off!"-Chicago Tribune.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05
G&e'&e&e&S& e&e&N&
{ In Memory of Martha ;
< By Paul Lawrence Dunbar b
o. Ca Ga e.. 3AS

VOU may talk about banjo playing
if you will, but unless you heard
old Ben in his palmy days you have no
idea what genius can do with five
strings stretched over the sheepskin.
You have been told, perhaps, that the
banjo is not an expressive instrument.
Well, in the hands of an ordinary player
it is not. But you should have heard
old Ben, as, bending low over the neck,
with closed eyes, he made the shell re-
spond like a living soul to his every
mood. 1t sang, it laughed, it sighed;
and, just as the tears began yelling up
into the listeners eyes, it would break
out into a merry reel that would set feet
a-twinkling before one knew it.
Ben and his music were the delight of
the whole population, white and black,
master and man, and in the evening
when he sat before his cabin door, pick
ing out tune after tune, hymn, ballad
or breakdown, he was always sure of an
audience. Sometimes it was group of
white children from the big house, with
a row of pickaninnies pressing close
to them. Sometimes it was old mas
and mis- themselves who strolled up to
the old man, drawn by his strains.
Often there was company, and then Ben
would be asked to leave his door and
play on the veranda of the big house.
Later on he would come back to Martha
laden with his rewards and swelled
with the praises of his powers.
And Martha would say to him: you,
Ben, dom you git conceity now; you
des' keep yo' haid level. 1 des' mon
low you been up dab playin' some O
dem ongodly chunes, lax Hoe Con an
Dig Tates.'"
Ben would laugh and say: "Well
den, TEX de wickedness often de ban
io Swing in, OF 'ooman!" And he
would drop into the accompaniment of
one of the hymns that were the joy of
Martha's religious soul, and she would
sing with him until, with flourish and
"A thump, he brought the music to an
end.
Next to his banjo, Ben loved Martha,
and next to Ben, Martha loved the ban
jo. In time and region where fire.
quent changes of partners were com
mon, these two servants were noted for
their single-hearted devotion to each
other. He had never had any other
wife, and she had called no other man
husband. Their children had grown up
and gone to other plantations, or to
cabins of their own. So, alone, drawn
closer by the habit of comradeship,
they had grown old together-Be
Martha and the banjo.
One day Martha was taken sick, and
Ben came home to find her moaning
with pain, but dragging about trying to
get his supper. With loud pretended
upbraidings he bundled her into bed,
got his own supper, and then ran to his
master with the news.
Marty she down sick, Mas Tawm,'
he said, "an' Is mighty Uneasy in my
min bout huh. Seem lax she dom look
right to me outen huh eyes,"
"rll seud the doctor right down, Ben,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05
Revised Proverbs.

A thing of beauty is JOY forever, if some
other fellow happens to possess it.
You can lead horse to water, but you
cannot make him drink, but when you sue
coed in getting man up against the bar he
loses his horse sense.
It's long lane that has no turning when
the treasure you are in search of is lust
around the next bend"
Fortune knocks at many a mans door
when he is out chasing the growler-Chi-
cago Times-Herald
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05
An Excellent Combination.

The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the well known remedy,
SYRUP OF FIGS, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA F'IG SYRUP Co.. illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. 1t
is the one perfect strengthening laxa-
tive, cleansing the system effectually,
diSpelling colds, headaches and feverS
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per-
manently. Its perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and sub
stance, and its acting on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
laxative.
In the process of manufacturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to the
taste, but the medicinal qualities of the
remedy are obtained from SIENNA and
other aromatic plants. by a method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and to avoid limitations, please
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front of every package.
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SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW YORK, N. Y.
For sale by all Druggists.-Price SOC. per bottle.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05
He Needed Practice.

Mae-Why did you break your en-
gagement with young Golfer?
Ethel-Every time he tried to kiss me
he fooled his approach and landed Oh
my nose or chin.-N. Y. Journal.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05

Men are somewhat like fish. As soon as
they think they are able to get along on
their own hook they are likely to get caught
on someone else's.-L. A. W. Bulletin.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05

Some people demand that the world not
only be patient with their foolishness, but
that it applaud. Globe
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05

"No," said Fido through the fence to the
tramp dog, Il don't mind being washed. 1t
is such fun to roll in the dirt afterward .
INDIANAPOLIS Journal
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-07-05

When you buy something which you do
not want, paying therefor a trife less than
you would have been willing to pay in case
you had wanted ;a-that is a bargain.-N. Y.
Journal