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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11
lUJAL BkbYl1Yn.


Three dodgers were at the station house
last night.
Another case of smallpox wa, reported in
Washington yesterday.
The schooner Silver Spray, loaded with
oysters, arrived today from Wicomlco.
The Christian Endeavor Union of Northern
Virginia met in the Baptist Church at Falls
Church today.
The secord Presby terrain Church is receiv-
ing new coat of paint at the hands OF Mr..
Isaac Rudd.
The work of running gas pipes in the eoun'
Try peoples section of the city msrket has
been commenced.
The only case before the Mayor this morn.
ing was that OF man charged with shooting
a pistol in a saloon. He was fined 20.
The residents Of the First and Second wards
are Boosting that but little property In those
two wards are being advertised for sale for
delinquent taxes.
At the Second Presbyterian Church to,
morrow at IL a. m. Rev. 3 w. omerville Will
speak on "The Home snd School," Preaching
at 7:30 p. m. by the pastor.
According to the latest prediction of the
United States naval observatory there will be
meCCOIlC duOuV - " OioSn AAN'>'
Thursday morning, the 10Th instant.
The Seventh Day Adventists will begin a
series of meetings at No. 921 King street to.
night, continuing throughout the week.
Rev. E. L. Stanford will conduct the meet
ings.
Mrs. Annie Patterson, 81 yours old, wife Of
John Patterson, who is an invalid, committed
suicide this morning at her home 623 q
street northeast Washington, by shooting
herself.
The property of the old First Presbyterian
Church. on south Fairfax street. is to be
turned over to the Second Presbyterian
Church, and will BIO used BY the Mission
school.
Mr. samuel Collard by the running away
of q spirited young horse which he was drlV-
ing near his home in Fairfax county few
days since was thrown from the vehicle and
had his leg broken.
The National Fencibles, the well known
military organization of Washington, has
come to au end. The belongings of the Fem
| cibes at their hesdquar ers on Z street were
sold at public auction yesterday to satisfy a
number of judgments.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11
Story of a Slave.

To be bound hand and foot by the
chains of disease is the worst form of
slavery. George D. Williams, of Man
chester, Mich, tells how such slave
was made free. He Gays: my wife
has been so helpless for FIVE years that
She could not turn over in bed alone.
After using two bottles of Electric Bit
ters. she is wonderfully improved and
ab,e TO do her own work." This SUI
nreme remedy for female diseases quick
" cures nervousness, sleeplessness, mel
aneholy, heaaache, backache, fainting
and dizzy spells. This miracle working
medicine is eodsend to weak. s'ckiy,
run down people. Every bottle guar
anteed. Only so cents. Sold by +. 8.
Leadheater & Sons, Druggist.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

RAILROAD MIssIoN.-Rsv. Mr.. Pow
ell. Of the Seminary, will preach in the
Auditorium of the Railroad Mission to
morrow afternoon at 4 o'clock, at
shlch iime series OF evangelistic ser
vices will begin. to run nightly for two
weeks. Autonomous service Rev. Mr..
Chapman, OF the Seminary, will sing a
solo, and ali who are fond OF good mu.
sic should not fail TO hear him.
The following will participate in this series
Of services Rev. DR. s. s. Wallis, Rev. Prof.
Nelu, Rev Mr. Lewis. Rev. Mr.. Owens,
ReY. Mr. Robinson Rev. Mr.. Crook and Rev.
Prot Massie, OF the Seminary; Rev. T. P
Beyele OF the ". ?. Churl h, and Rev. Mr..
BYder. former minister Of the CoDgrega'
iious Church The following named singers
will inrnlsh special music: Misses Blanche
bOichiorl snd ebecca Pollard, Mrs. Nettie
Eslm, Mos5rs. n. S. Giesnaway and I. II.
Sehersnd, and Matter Harry Helwig, all OF
GhOm are musicians of merit The choir for
-hs occasion Will be under the direction of
Sir "m Ovens. This IS expected to be
ao't enians astc meeting, judging from the
Interest already manifested On the part Of be
organization and their many friends Tae
reception which is to b, teadsiei the railroad
neu sad their families viii occur some time
IN the week coamencing the 9th of Novem-
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11
SOUTHERN Railways THROUGH sERv1cE

SOUTHERN Railways THROUGH sERvIcE
It is announced that, commencing December
10, 1899. the Southern Railway Company,
will operate through train servire over it's
own new lines via Columbis, Perry, Black
vile and Allendale, g. C, to Savannah, Ga
Its through car service will be operated in
connection with the Plant system south Of
Savannah. Ca. and the Florida East Coast
Railway to points OIL the east coast Of Florida,
where direct connections to Key West, Fla,
Havana, Cuba, and Nassau, N. P via Miami,
Fla, will be made with the Florida East
Coast Steamship Line, and, i'll connection
with the Plant system south of Savannah, to
other points in Florids, including points on
the west coast,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

W LIE PosroFFICE BUILDING.-Mr. G.
W OoTbett, of Washington, has been
awarded the contract for repaving
-: drive around the postoffice build
rug The old cobble stones are to be
remoVed aud the driveway will be
paved with vitri6ed brick, the work to
% done IN the best manner. The in-
s ,enor OF the building is soon to b. re-
painted and otherwise improved. This
Is Is Inc only building in the city owned
oy me government. The first floor is
Us, uSec Tor the postoifice; the second for
tae customs house aud internal rev.
enue Offices, and in the third the o. s.
y q rooms are located as are also the
I. 3 Commissioners offices. &c.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11
The Rest Plaster.

A piece of flannel damped with
Pain Balm and bound
on to the affected parts ia superior to
any plaster. When troubled with a
pain in the chest or side, or lame
back, give it a trial. You are certain
to be more than pleased with the
prompt relief which it affords. Pain
Balm is also certain cure for rheu
matism. For sale by all Druggists.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

MYSTIC CIRCLE Arlington Ruling,
Fraternsl Mystic Circle, held meeting
last night and reorganizsd by electiug
officers. Representative ofthe Supreme
Ruling Emory, Of Philadelphia, was
present and made an address. After
the business of the meeting had been
flushed banquet was served at the
Fleischmann Hotel. The following Of
fcers we're elected: VIM. Campbell, W.
c.; W. H. Melchior, V. W. c.; j. Fred.
Birrell, secretary; W. A. Moore, col.
lsctor
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11
Rismarck,s Iron Nerve

Was the result of his splendid health.
Indomitable will aud tremendous ener-
~ are not found where Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels are out of order.
If you want these qualities aud the sue
cess they bring, use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power
of brain and body. Dolly 25 cents. at
E. s. Leadbeater & Sons Drug Store.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

PERsoNAL.-Mrs. E T.. Hisey and
Miss Jessie Murray left last evening on
VISIT 20 their sister, Mrs. Gussie
wells, at Alexandria, Va.-G Edinburg
Seminal.
Mrs slaymaker is visiting friends 10
Baltimore.
, Miss Francis, OF Waterford, Is visiting
the Misses Francis on north Alfred
street.
Mr.. Ansley, of Georgia, is visiting
his SOD, Mr.. 81. g. Ansley, at S1S Prince
, street.
Miss Katherine V. German is visiting
relatives and friends in Philadelphia.
The chapel pulpit of the University
OF Virginia will be filled tomorrow by
Rev. 1. P. Revelle, of this city.
DE-. Thos. Gibson is confined to his
home with typhoid fever.
Mr.. ]. Schneider has gone to Phila.
delpnia TO spend few days.
DIR. 7. Marshall Jones has been tax
ing little vacation lately visitioe some
old friends aud old scenes in
and arouod Norfolk. Old Point
and Newport News, the latter of which
he thinks will eventually become a
metropolis. The doctor thoroughly
enjoyed his trip and looks as though it
has benefited him greatly. He return
ed yesterday via Baltimore.
Miss Nellie Corbett. now of Washing.
ton, was 10 town yesterday visiting old
friends.
Lieut.. J. M. Love, jr., of the 21st ins
tantry, mas been assigned to temporary
duty as adjutant general OF The District
of Columbia militia.
Mr.. eak Dinwiddie and Miss Louise Stan.
diford will be married next Wednesday.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

FOOTBALL Roanoke College foot
Oa!i eleven met the Episcopal High
school team on the grounds of the lat
Ter this evening at o'clock. The Ro.
smokes say they have the best team
ever g sent out from their college. Mr..
riauk Williamson, of this city, is the
assistant manager. A number of PEG
PIE from this city went out to the High
School TO see the game.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

DR.. W. Wi1on, Italy Hill, N. Y, says, II
heartily recommend One Minute Cough ure
In gave my wife immediate relief in suffocat.
ing asthma" Pleasant to take. Never fails
to quickly cure coughs, colds, throat aud lung
troubles. Edsar Wsr6eld, ir.. corner King and
Pitt streets
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11
NO OuRE---NO PAY.

That is the way all druggists sell GROVES
1ASTELESs CHILL TONIC for Chills and
Malaria II is simply Iron and Quinino in
tasteless form. Children love it. Adults
prefer it to bitter nauseating Tonics. Price
bOc. Sold by Richard Gibson, corner Alfred
and King streets
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

You never know what form of blood poison
will follow coastit alton. Keep the liver Clean
By using DeWitt's Little Early Risers and you
will avoid trouble. They are famous little
pills for constipation and liver and bowel
troubles. Edgar Warfeld, ir., corner King
and Pitt streets.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

wouldn't be without DeWitt's Witch Ha.
eel Salve for any consideration" writes Thos
B. Rhodes, Centerfeld. o. Infalible for piles.
cuts, burns and skin diseases. Beware Of
counterfe;ts Edgar War6eld, jr., corner King
and Pitt streets
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11
Aloxandria, Va, Oct. %. 1899.

Alexandra, Va, Oct. 20. 1888.
"AVING sold the stock in trade en-
u ployed in the business conducted 6y
ma. under the firm name of JOSIAH 81. D.
sMOOT, and the good will of said firm to
Henry K. Field, and leased to him the prem
ises where the said business has been conduct
ed. I bespeak for Kim q continuance of the
patronage heretofore extended the firm.
Mr Fled his tesn in my employment for
many wears and 1 have always found him
diligent, industrious and reliable.
FRANCES P. SMOOT, Executrix.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

,,,.,ru SERVICES. &C. SUNDAY
Ihs t Ctarch.->ervices at II a. m,
~l'-' On - N ny R,v. Berrymsn Grseu.
''i ''J p,m.s Carca.-Services ct IL
y snd $50 P. u. oy Rsv. T. T. Phil
liEe ,.., cgurct.-Communion at 7:15 a.
U' Srvires Al II a. N. and 1880 p. u.
H. R.v. c. E. Bail.
Vry's Chwch.-F'rst Mass at z
: S.c5od Mass at 1880 a. m. and
II ~ Rev. Father Snandell, S. j.
'.f,,,,ga Lutheran Church.-Suuday
t ..' $50 ii n. Service st II a. IL.
-''30 .iish aud at $50 D III. in German.
u I = Presbyterian Church.-Sunday
s s'' st $50 a n. Services at II d.
'.'S ~ ~ : W. Somervjlle aad 7:30
- m h. Rev J. Eraest Packer.
E |. Church -Preac ling at II a.
D 'a, $50 p. Al. BY Rev. J. h. Butter.
L. T.gitv Meth. Epis. Church.-Suuday
5ooI At $50 a. N. Services a. IL
- N and At $50 p m. By Rev. N. B.
4 ;,.lcr: Epworih League services at
-. Nh. Eois. Church South.-9:15 a. m.
,,ajsv school. Services at II a. 10.
80 u III by t-v. E. V. R-ges.e r.
. agg Chapel, N. e Church South
street near Alfred.-Class
a...inq At y a. III. Sunday school &C
BI RAJ CGapel, NJ E. Gurch South
,p,;sy .chool at go. Epworlh League
& .l,f. Prot. Chmch.-9:l5 e. m. Sun
sag school. Services at l q. m. and $50
n n. by Il V. Mr. Honey. Christian En-
leayor ,opic service at Z p. m.
FREE Methodist Gurch-Lee street,
near Wilkes.-Services at II a. n. and
-SO D. m. by Rev. Mr.. Cameron.
Meeting at Midland Railroad reading
r o,os at y. III. Service of prayer and
Ir,ise with short address.
Aims House.-Services at 2:30 p. m.
Meade Chapel, Pr testaat Episcopal
olored).-Sauday school at $50 u. IN.
Evening prayer and sermon at 6p. m.
Roberts Chapel, N. E. Church (colore0
Preaching at II a. m. and at 7.3O p. m.
By Rev. William Gains.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11
LOCAL MATTERS.

-. tomorrow st 1903 a. N. and
,un ''s 5'o5 High water at 2:46 a. M.
:, so p. III.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11
Our Doll Department

Il one of the most complete of its kind to he
found anywhere. Dolls of every known kind
and nationaiity--China Dolls, Bisque Dolls.
Negro Dolls, japanese Dolls, Chinese Dolls
Iudisn Dolls, Clown Dolls, Uncle Sam Dolls,
Rubber Dolls. Kid-body Dolls, &c. Prices
begin at lie and end at $780,
Also complete lines of Dolls Furniture and
Dolls Outfttings including Long and sholt
Dresses, Hats, Caps, Shoes, Stockings, sacques
Corsets. Undo garments Bootses, Pocket
books, Watches, Umbrellas, Toilet Articles,
and everything imaginable pertaining t.
dolls.
Gus assortment of Games, Toys, Books. and
Blocks includes all the newest and latest as
we'll as the old and popular ones.
We show great variety of Mechanical
Toys, Of both American and the finest Aus
TRAN makes.
slPurchases made now will be carefully
stored and delivered at your convenience.
Toy Store-FouIth floor.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

The Best Prescription for Chills
snd Fever is bottle of GROVES TAsTELEs
HILL Tonic 1t is simply iron and quinn
III tsste!ess form. No cure-no pay. 5Ot
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

We still msiutain our reputation for serv.
ing the finest fried oyster in the city at
Rammel's Restaurant. Fried oysters in boxes
speciality. Rockswsy and Blue Points on
half she'll
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

rurR rBoBABILITIEs.-For this
D. -,in -onight; fair and cooler Sunday
c;'O ., ,'I shifting to northwesierly
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BRoMo QUININE TABLETS
All druggists refund the money if it fails to
cure. E. w. GROVES signature on each box.
0So
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

,.r.pcH SERVICES. &c. SUNDAY
M church services at IL a. m.
~l ,-'So y n hv R'v. Bergman Greeu.
all ~ p,3.S Chwch.-Services ct IL
= sni so p. %. oy Rsv. P. P. Phil
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

TUsT RECEIvED-A line of ROYAL
81 WORCESTER CORSETS to sell at SOC
and 81 at A. C. SLaYMAKER'S
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

A TMOREs MINCE MEAT end PLUM
~ PUDDING Just received by
&c MfLRuRN.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

NID GLOvEs-Fine line for gentlemen
IN. and ladies at -
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

TOg FINE RESULTS IN BREAD AND
n Cake making procure Potomac Floulst
10. MTLBURNS.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11

pLANKETs, new line, just received, at
~ a. G. SLAYMAKER'Ss
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11
Our Great Toy Store,

which 10 one OF the largest, most convenlent
and best equipped Toy Stores in this country.
Toys from every Toy center of the world
are here in greater quantities and greater as.
sentiments than ever before.
Mechanical Toys, Wooden Toys, Iron Toys,
Woolly Toys, Tin Toys, Musical Toys, Paper
Toys. Rubber Toy s-snd the whole line at
Large Toys in great. variety than ever be.
fore--velocipedes Tricycles, Doll Carriages,
Chairs, Carts, Wheelbarrows. Wooden and
Iron Wagons, Buckbosrds, Sulkies Patrol Wag.
ons, Hook and Ladders, shoo-Flys, Swinging
Horaes, Pool Tables, Desks. High Chairs,
Black Boards, Bureaus, Cbifoniers Wash
Stands, Doll Trunks. &C.
Doll Go.Cars in 81 distinct styles, large
and small.
Doll Houses in various sizes and Toys for
the doll house, consisting of over 500 differ.
articles, from the Tiny Mantel Clock to the
complete Parlor Suite.
Our Large Toys comprise every new thing,
every good thought that is worth having
from Zoe Cart to SIS hook aud Ladder.
small Toys in vast variety, and in myriad
forms-eyery imaginable sort.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-11-11
DIES ..,,.$,
Woodward 4 Lotl[rOD
10th, 18th and F Sts., N. W.
-:o:-
Holiday Opening of
Toys, Dolls and Games

We have gathered Toys, not only from the
great toy people of England, France, Ger.
many, and Austria, but every worthy sort of
Toy that is made i'll America, and have placed
ia M on e1 b bitiop, for your approval, in
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-11-22
An Ancient Coin.

One Of the priced curios of the Phila-
delphia mint is a coin which is 1900
years old and which was coined at the
ancient mint of that other Philadelphia
Of the far east mentioned in the Bible
1t is still in good condition, and the
inscription is perfectly legible. The
design on the face Of the coin bears a
striking resemblance to the Goddess
of Liberty Of our own currency, and
underneath is the one word .Demos,"
which means s'the people," On the
other side is the figure of Diana, with
her bow arched, and the inscription,
Diana, Friend Of the Philadelphians.' y
When this coin was struck off, Phila-
delphia was the most important city Of
Lydia. The prize was picked up in
Europe by Joseph Mickey, a cele-
brated Philadelphia violin maker and
numismatist Of high repute, who pre-
sented it to the mint.-Philadelphia
Record.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-11-22
EGGS BY QUART.
White Or Mixed In This Way of Mar
... EketinS Glen Fruit" ny

White or Mixed In This Way of Mar
.... zketinS Glen Fruit" * g
"Give me a quart of yolks."
"What are whites worth todayY'
'Send me up a gallon Of mixed"
Such expressions as these will be IA
miliar terms in grocery stores and
butcher shops in Kansas City before
long. Housewives will make them so,
for eggs will be sold by the pint, quart
and gallon instead of by the dozen. In
fact, the big confectionery establish
ments of the city buy them by the gal
Ion now. Kitchen economy suggested
the scheme, and local packers imme-
diately took it up.
How often it is that a cook will
break dozen OF more eggs in order to
get the yolks to make "a cake. The
whites will be thrown away, or vice
versa. Why not make a saving of the
whites or yolks, as the case may be?
was suggested. The packers put the
question to the confectioners, and the
latter saw the point. Now, when a
confectioner wants to make stuff with
the yolks he sends to packing house
and buys yolks by the gallon. If he
wants to use the whites for some
thing, he sends for them. If he wants
to use both, he sends and gets mixed
can. 1t is predicted that housewives
will soon adopt the same method
With this new system of handling
chen fruit" there is absolutely no loss.
The eggshells are even used. They
are ground up and sold for chicken
feed. Kansas City Times III
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-11-22
APPLY DESIGNATED.

Robert billiard, the actor, once
brought young English woman to
see lei Captain" She was much i'm
pressed with De Wolff Hopper and re-
marked: ''What charming man your
Mr.. Hopper is! Tell me, is he mar
ried?"
"Been married three times" was the
reply.
''Three timesr she repeated. s.And
they are all three dead?''
.sNo," was the answer; divorced
"Ah," she rejoined, Il see! He is q
Grass Hopper" San Francisco Argo-
naut
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-11-22
TWO BLUFFS tn WON.
a Pleasant Meeting Betsveen the Ei
tor and the Rep0rfer. -.

A Pleasant Meeting Between the Ed
itora and the Reporter.
Jack Rogers was a newspaper report
er and broke. He had hung around the
Dubuque newspaper offices for a job
until he had been requested to move on.
So he decided to move on to Des
Moines. But how to get there was the
question. Jack put on his thinking
cap, and the result was that two hours
later hs found himself on train and
the conductor standing by his seat.
Ticket! said the conductor.
See here, cond . said J lack east
", my names Rogers, and I'm a re-
porter on the Des Moines Air Blast.
I'm broke and I'm in a hurry to get
back home with a big scoop. You let
me ride and the office'H fix it up with
you. see?''
WELL said the conductor, Il guess
that'n do all right. The road feels
friendly toward The Air Blast. In
fact, the editor is in the back coach.
Come along and I'll introduce you. II
he says you're all right, it goes.''
Jack was knocked all in a heap at
the turn things had taken, but he had
nothing to do but to follow the con-
ductor They halted in front of a man
in the coach, and the conductor said:
"Mr. Smitem, this is Mr.. Rogers. He
says he's a reporter on your paper, and
wants the Office to pay for his transpor-
tation when he gets to Des Moines.'
How do you do, Mr.. RogersY' said
the editor pleasantly, extending his
hand. 'Glad to see you. Sit down
here with me-" The conductor didn't
wait for any more, but went off.
well, this is nice of you," said Jack,
too astonished and embarrassed to talk
straight. "Of course, I'm not on your
paper, but I'm broke and yarned to the
conductor, hoping to get q job and
square it up later"
"Oh, that's all right, my boy" said
the other. Neither am I on the pa
per. I'm only riding on the editor
pass."-San Francisco Bulletin.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-11-22
A Grave Request.

4 solicitor in a Georgia court is re-
sponsible for the following:
lie overheard a conversation be-
tween his cook and nurse, who were
discussing recent funeral of mem
her OF their trace, at which there had
been great profusion Of flowers. The
,sl1rse said:
When die, don't plant no flowers
on my grave, but plant q good old wa
termelon vine, and when it gets ripe
you come dar, and don't you eat it,
but jes' bus it on de grave and let dat
good old juice dribble down through
de ground ~ outh's Companion.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-11-22
PIE must feel rather CHEAP Mhe

PsSt 5 n t5e = u ItI1iSiE NHSdU WuHu
live gives her away Chicago
j
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-11-22
Wood Tar.

Wood tar is still made as it was in
400 B. @. A bark is chosen and a
hole dug, into which the wood is
placed, covered with turf. A fire is
lighted underneath, and the tar slowly
drips into the barrels to receive it,.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-11-22
Cupid In Hun.

"Our engagement is off again"
whats the matter now % ..+
IT gave her a belt buckle with my
photograph on it, and she uses 1t to
fasten her dogs collar. Chicago Rec
ord.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-11-22
Not Particular as to weapons.

The waiter girl knew thing or. two
about table etiquette, so she shifted
seornfully as she said, "It's not our
custom to serve knife with pie.''
Mop remarked the patron in sur
Use. Then bring me an ax''-Phila-
~ a5secord.
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r. said the waiter.
y paid for it in my
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n From Arkansas,

From Arkansas.
n the BENCH" relates
Bose, ''we were once
ial jury for a murder
were examining the
and L wasn't paying much at,
to what was going on till one
4e lawyers attracted my attention
wing:
II honor, this man is incompe-
jury service. He's a foreign
'e man under examina-
think he looked like a
looked, anyway, like he
ID So | asked him:
you ever been naturalized?'
IT, he answered.
you're foreigner and
What country are you
in the courtroom
the man he could go.
uch of a foreigner, but
IN a jury in my court"
y ftar.