The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-10-12
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strapped 90 hs bsolf-fhs.'s 80 unbrsI
10 holder. 90 be eco play golf 10 the rain.
MIR. Gsy-You never praise my CON
pIsxion nov ~ you ussd TO before ~
we're married. Mr.. Gsy - You osst 81
poet me- to psy ior 1t and praise H. too.
w" your daughter popular q The
summer resorts. Mira Whoopsrf Poru
ln' 5hs bad 10 nsks . card estsloSos Of
her marriage proposals.
There 10 one story which every WON
IN hes told 40 often thsi she believes IL
herself. What 10 thAti The story about
sone rich man whom she eouid have
married.
DIR Puasr Fact IL. Ms hard for me
10 keep track Of all my patients: Fogs-
Yes. seeing that when q man dies bis
name 10 dropped from the directory.
Bobby, Jon must go 10 bed now
Bat, ms, IT isn't time. Yes IL 10; yonr
Unole Rober. aud your father are going TO
tell What bad boys they used 10 be 81
school
Your honor. explained the man ~ho
was susisned for nonsupport aud dsser
tion. admit that once asked for her
band. bit | never expected To get II on
the side OF my face.
We have walked eleven miles this
morning without stopping, ssid enc Fill
Pine soldier. disoonientedly. Thsts 90,
answered the other. We might - we'll
join goli club and be done With it.
-Banires Daughter Good morning.
Marjorie How are the twins. end vbst
names are Jon going 10 give ihemi Mar
joric - Well, misa. we've decided 10 call
one Ks'e and tn other Duplikste,
II think, said the old lady, wisely,
that yoons Mr.. Binks bss . bold on Ma
bel's affections Possibly. possibly. re
piled the old gentleman, who bad lust
glanced into th, psrlor. At any rate, be
hss . hold on her wsist.
Never fall in love sith . girl Who 10
absent minded and devoted 10 clubs.
Why noii l proposed to suoh . girl
once. She called IN the whole family and
moved me vote Of thanks.
How calm and self possessed that
Mrs. Hooplsh isl Yes; she comes by II
naturally. Before her husband struck ii
rich In copper they travelled With . one
rins circus and she used to stand sesinsI
Q board while be threw knives sroupd her.
-Cholly-I did think Of tnlistine
bat thought it would be foolish b male 7
. target OF myself Ter sl5 . month
Mabel You certainly are worth mois
than that You would make such . splep
did target. Why, l I'm sure you would
never be missed. liz
--Whst do Jon consider the greatest
object OF interest 10 America asked
Miss Cayenne, Well, answered the lee
tsrss. / srrivsd here day before ysssss
Day, end OF course. she sxolslnsd.
] meant The greatest object Of interest,
ssxt 70 yourselL
Are you big men going 10 erush my =
little Willisi asked The red faced vomsb
10 The crowded oar; there are five Of yop
y hin nos. Thste oil right. madam.
Dpoks up ths fan cared idiot II be 10 9
ha1ss . be cen ride free.
-lssss wsyi.er 10 policeman -of
~. thst brute Oh ite cofnsr hss been
psry offensive He ius, called me liar.
} snesk aud cad. Officer (sesrily -
Well, l can't help thst, sir-unless you
have sbsolnte proof that yon are not T.
The uors, thins shout this secidsnt, u
ssid tie subufbsnite, limpins srcuId ~
Bee, be could smons the ruins OF the
rnins OF ibe vrecked train and picking n
up oil be could God Of bis scattered bun
dies, 10 that .hsll never be able 70 msts -,