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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
In the Best of Humor.

Gentlemen of the jury" said an elo-
quent Q. c., remember that my client is
hard of hearing, and that, therefore, the
voice of conscience appeals to him in
yain!''-Tid-B its.
WAS your daughter popular at the
summer resorts, Mrs. Whooper?"
Popular? She had to make a card cat
alogue of her marriage proposals. Chi
cago Record.
Don't you dare kiss met she cried.
warningly.
why. wasn't thinking of such a
thing" he said.
well, was" she replied firmly.-Phil-
adelphia North American.
Lady of the House-How Is it that all
the men who come around for cold Wet
uals nowadays are big, able-bodied fell
lows? r. IL
Ragson Tatters-'Cause lady, it's only
big, husky chaps wot kin stand that and
of feedin' .--Philadelphia Record.
Gillback--I am surprised, colonel. at
your time of life, that you should have
any trouble in managing your wife. All
you have to do Is to let her think she Is
having her own way
Colonel Qualier-Yes, but the only trou-
BILE is that everybody else thinks so, too.
Brooklyn Life.
1.-THE study of the occult sciences inter-
ests me very much,' remarked the new
boarder. II love to explore the dark
depths of the mysterious, to delve into the
regions of the unknown. to fathom the
unfathomable as it were, and To-"
May l help you to some of the hash,
professor" interrupted the landlady.
And the good woman never knew why
the other boarders smiled audibly.-Chi-
cago News.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
A Little Philosophy.

From the st. Louis Star.
The man who has not a million dollars
has much enjoyment in the contemplation
of what he would do If he had 1t. The fell
low who has it is subjected to much mis-
cry in his efforts to hold on to 1t.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
Men and Women.

The composer Of the Japanese national
anthem is not a Japanese, but a German.
His name Is Eckert. He is about to leave
Yokohama after 20 years residence in
Japan, where he has been zealously labor
ing in the cause of European music in
the land of the rising sun.
The champion long-distance horseback
rider of America is Mrs Nellie A.
Wheeler of Greenwood, KY, who has
completed journey from her Southern
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
Times Have Changed.

From the Philadelphia Record.
A century ago Adam Smith noted as a
remarkable accomplishment the manufac-
ture of 5000 pins by ten men in a day. In
these times it Is considered an ordinary
achievement for three men to make $780,
900 pins in the same time.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
Afraid They VIII Miss 1t.

From the Wilmington News.
When Senator Quay is seen to whisper
to a political friend there Is such rush
of men to catch a word or to discover
what he says that the state of Pennsyl-
vania Is in almost daily danger of fitting
up at one end.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
Right at Headquarters.

From the Boston Transcript.
Mr.. Carnegie denies that he has any
Idea of renouncing his American citizen
ship, and adds that II he goes into poll
tics it will be In Washington.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

New York Gees Tribune Building.
Chicago Objects The Rookery.
The s. c. Beckwith Special Agency
Eastern Representatives.
Washington Bureau-1.E5 @ ST.. N. W.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
Getting n Big Boy Now.

From the New York Evening Sun.
Our navy is In its infancy."-Repre-
sentative Foss.
pretty lively baby.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
A Campaicn Guide.

From the Boston Traveller.
Personalities on the part of political
speakers may or may not make votes,
but they certainly do not make friends.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
Not Complete without Them.

From the New York Mail and Express.
If the freak department of the Paris
exposition is complete it will include the
members of the Dreyfus court-martiai in
a stout iron cage.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

Will the associated press agent at
Carpenteras, France, kindly inform q
curious world whether the mysterious
yelled lady still pursues him.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

Governor Smith dined with General
Shafter Thursday night and probably
reached the conclusion that the general
is bigger man than the scales allow.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

From the St. Joseph Herald.
The last watermelon has come to say
farewell
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

The democratic party Is not so dead
in Massachusetts but that it requires a
force of 100 policemen to keep it from
getting too gay.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
Taking Long Chances.

From the Washington Post.
The yellow journalist who attributes un-
soldierly conduct to General Lawton takes
long chances with a speedy exposure.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

While they will thoroughly enjoy this
one, the Montana volunteers are not
sure that they care to go to the trouble
necessary for many happy returns.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

What fine times the visiting Montan-
ans must be having in San Francisco.
They go from one transport only to go
into another.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

The Standard has branch ofiices at
Butte, Missoula and Great Falls, where
advertising rates will be furnished on ap-
plication.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

Both Kruger and Chamberlain are
getting themselves into a position from
which a back-down would be move
ment conspicuously deficient in grace.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

In addition to the great Dewey pa
rade, New York, with CHARACTERISTIC
vulgarity, is parading the cost of it all.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

The team work of the Valencia and
the Zealandia is quite satisfactory, al
though the Valencia is a little slow in
delivery.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

as high as $780, Everybody is singing
Deweys praises but few people can
strike the high C's in this fashion
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
A National Nondescript.

From the st. Louis Republic.
What's in a name? Shamrock was built
in England by Scotchman and hasn't an
freshman in her entire crew
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

All general business letters and corre-
spondence should be addressed to the
STANDARD PUBLISHING COMPANY.
Anaconda Mont.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

1t is easy enough to see the finish of
Congressman Fitzgerald of Massachu-
setts without the aid of a field glass.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
Current Comment.
Too Loud to BE Allowed

From the Denver Post.
Chicago is to begin a crusade against
noise. The display of the new fall styles
In the show windows is, perhaps, respon-
sible for the movement.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

The New York inheritance tax law is
seldom cut off with a shilling. 1t will
rake in s3,5Oo,0O0 from the Vanderbilt
estate.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
TO ADVERTISERS.

The Anaconda Standard guarantees its
advertisers a bona fide paid circulation.
Daily and Sunday, three times greater
than that Of any other newspaper pub
lished in the state OF Montana. Advertis-
ing contracts will be made subject to this
guarantee.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

Mr.. George Fred Williams is still the
man behind the Massachusetts, dem
ocracy's guns.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

Still further to perfect the war trust
they are organizing, the Afrikanders
might incorporate it under the laws of
New Jersey.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

While waiting for the opening Of the
dry season, Otis and Aguinaldo might
effect an exchange of Psalms.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

People who are too poor to go TO the
Paris exposition have a polite excuse
in the Dreyfus verdict.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

While the Butte reception commit
tees money holds out to burn, the
thirstiest soldier may return.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

From present indications both sides
in the Dreyfus row have agreed that
they have had enough.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

The Zealandia makes home run in
rather better time than the Valencia.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

Choice windows along the line of the
Dewey parade in New York are selling
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

Daily and Sunday, one year...........So.o 90
Daily and Sunday. six months ........ 800
Daily and Sunday. three months 800
Daily and Sunday, one month.......... LOO
Sunday. one year ........................e 100
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23
THE ANACONDA STANDARD

STANDARD PUBLISHING COMPANY.
Publishers and Proprietors.
Printed Every Day In the Year.
Entered at the postoffice at Anaconda as
second class mail matter.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

Postage free for the United States, Cam
ada and Mexico. Elsewhere
postage added.
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Main office-Standard Block. Anaconda.
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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-09-23

~ NE reason why the Transvaal
. war has been delayed is that
both England and the Trans
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-06-12
"a Summer Paradise" "

The Delaware and Hudson company
has Just issued, for gratuitous distribu-
ton, n beautiful handbook Of the en-
chanting summer resort region reached
by its lines, bearing the appropriate
title, "a Summer Paradise The IL
lustratiOns are very attractive and the
text is concise and describes the var
ious localities in q way that is like
to lure the reader from his desk to the
charms Of the northern lakes and
woods. The work is carefully indexed,
and at q glance one can obtain an ac-
curate idea Of the general character of
each resort, as well as of the hotels,
boarding houses, rates, etc. A COM
plete set of colored maps of the Adiror-
da1k mountains. Lake George and Lake
Champlain is included, making it a
very valuable reference book, as well
as an ideal guide to the summer re-
sorts. Send four cents postage TO j.
w. Burdick. general passenger agent
Albany, n. Y. or call upon or address
II. w Cross, district passenger agent
Scranton, Pa. 50
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-06-12
LIBRARY ENTERTAINMENT.
G. E. Douglas will be Seen as Ma
gician and Illusionist.

There are very many in Scranton ana
particularly in Green Ridge who Will
remember with pleasure Charles r..
Douglass in connection with former en-
tertainments given in the early strug-
Gle for existence of the Green Ridge
library and will be glad of the oppor-
tunity of hearing him again in new
role. that of magician and illusionist.
Although this same little library is
couraEeously stemming the tide, brave
in its knowledge of the good work be-
ing done i'm the right direction, much
effort by those who have so long pa
tiently guided the little craft ere it
can reach the haven where it would be
and calmly ride at anchor free from
debt, and to this end it is earnestly
requested by the management that
there be q generous attendance at the
library on Tuesday next when Mr..
Douglass will given an entertainments
He will also give a matinee Tuesday
afternoon from 4 to G. This matinee
has been arranged with special regard
to the children that they, too, may en-
joy this always attractive form Of
amusement. Admission, % cents; mat
inee for children, Is cents.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-06-12

Il. Edwin Jones, adultery; Thomas II.
Powell pros.
IS. John Thomas. assault and battery.
Thomas V. Lewis, pros.
20. George Bcrnardt. larceny and re-
Ceiving; William Coyle, pros.
50. Richard Fleming catherine Fleming,
assault and battery; Sarah Garvey,
proN.
81. Frank Yosak. aiding prisoner to os-
cape; Jerry Driscon, pros.
S. Michael SharoCk, embeHzlemcnt; John
+. Lukach, pros.
49, V. S. Wolff, false pretcnses; NJ
Schwartzkopf, pros.
S4 John Perchinski Levy SadufsN
Jacob Scnoski. Joseph Batlyepsli
Anthony ArbiGga, larceny by bailec;
Albert Treybusli, pros.
So. G. +. Swgart, John Eaton, n. NJ.
Nealon, et al public nuisance; NJ,
Moran. pros.
Sc. job whitchouse. assault and bat
terry: Thomas J. Davies pros.
SATURDAY, JUNE "a
81. Mrs. Michael Fee, surety; Cathcriro e
Fee, prox.
Ss. John Burke, alias Detective Wood,
surety; Sarah Arnold, prox.
50, Kate Conway, surety; Kate Murphy,
prOX.
20. John Burke. alias Detective Wood,
surety JOllN tNdll''t, pIbS.
81. John WiChko, Joseph kcefer, surety;
Mary JeznotS proX.
%. John Kopo, surety; steve Milo. pros.
%. Joseph Cross. surety; David Seeds,
pros.
g. John Lightbody, surety; Thomas ray-
lor, pros.
%. Peter Merimck. surety; Frank Mar
| tin, pros.
a6 Michael Maruschck, surety; steve
| %, William Hinman, descrtion, Rebccca
| Hinman, prON.
rs. p. f. Flahcrtv. descrtion; Annie VI.
| Flaherty. nroX.
20 Thomas F. Ruddy. dcsortion; Annie
| Ruddy proN.
| 100. Martin GihridC. surety; Michael
| Ratchford, pros.
| l01. Patrick MCGCpVCr dcSertiOn: Cath
| crime McGocvcr proX.
1902. Thomas Coyne, surety; John J.
| Coyne, pros.
| 1903. Ellen Shine surety; Mary Scanlon
prOX.
| 1Oi Thomas n. Powell. desertion; Annie
! Powell, proX.
| 100. William Fitzpatrick, surety; NIar.
| Garet Fitzpatrick, prOX.
| lO6. Annie Boyle, surety; Josie Mock
! prOX.
1O7. Lena Conroy, surety; May Conroy
| proX.
Jos. Thomas J. Conroy, surety; May Con
| roy. proX.
| 109. David Powell, surety; Margaret
| Powell. nrOX.
10. benjamin. Simpson, surety: L. NJ
| LOwerY. pros.
| Ill Margaret Kelley, surety; GEORGE
Heron, pros.
112 Anthony Duffy, surety; Bridget Ru
| ane, prOX.
H. NJ ]. Duffy, descrtion; Cathcrin,
| Duffy, proX
| ia William w. Richards. desertiOn
| Margaret Richards, prox.
u.s. Andrew Howarth, surety; Stopher
| FCwarth. pros.
l1G Andrew Howarth, surety; Julia How
| arth, nroN.
III. Andrew Alukatz, surety: Joe Po
liski, pros.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-06-12
vehicle was gayly decorated with flags
and otherwise adorned.

DONATIONS FOR MAY.-The direc-
tors of the Hahnemann hospital thank
fully acknowledge the following donations
for the month of May: Chests or nurses
clothing were contributed by Mrs. Thomas
Dickson, Mrs. II. NJ. Boies, Mrs. e. ID.
Simpson. Mrs. Laton Oakford, Mrs. Henry
Belin, Mrs. c. ". Welles. Mrs George B.
Smith; mems clothing dressing sacque,
old muslin. night dress, Mrs. Sanderson;
reading matter, Charles r. Boyd; four
dozen eggs, G. u. Sturgcs; two bottles
ginger ale, u. 6. Courscn; daily paper
Uhrough Martin OMalley). Scranton
Truth ONCE; asparagus, rhubarb butter
milk, Miss II. X. Richmond; ten pounds
butter, I.ackawanna Dairy company;
roast of veal dozen packages shredded
cod fish, old linen, homeopathic supplies,
| old linen. Mrs. j. S. Phelps; dozen cans
| toma toes. five pounds butter, Mrs, IT, Il.
Fuller; cut flowers, G.. Il. Clark; fow-
ers Mrs. Ilosie; reading matter, Mrs
Todd; reading matter, Mrs. stevens; old
linen. Mrs Robert Scranton rolling chair
Mr.. Stclle; bath rUhe dressing sacque
Mrs. N. g. Robertson; childrens pa
| pUrs. William J. Wilcox; cut roses, Mrs.
| H. NJ. Boies: two bushels potatoes. DR..
| Tange; strawberry sherbCrt flowers, Elm
| Park church; reading matter, M T.. stow
| crs; four quarts strawberries, seven Jars
! canned fruit, nine glasses jelly, rhu-
barb, Mrs. A. NJ Decker; dressing
| sacque. paiamas, Mrs. Derman; sis quarts
| strawberries, two bunches asparagus
| Mrs Vandling: three baskets bananas
| one tomatoes, two punches rhubarb one
peck new potatoes. one dozen bananas
| one dozen lemons, lettuce, Mrs. Gerre II.
| Smith; one dozen cans corn, Mrs. Joseph
| Levy; reading matter, Rev. Richard
! Horns: 81. Mrs. George Haycock; one
| dozen eggs, patient: easy chair MRS.
| William Connell; twenty pounds rice,
| five pounds butter. Mrs. Henry Belln;
chicken broth Mrs. Huntington. Des-
serts Of ice cream were furnished by Mrs.
In. NJ, Boies, Lackawauna Dairy COM
pany, DR.. LanSe, Mrs. +. p. Christian.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-06-12

The Moses Taylor Hospital Training
school held it's first public commence
ment exercises and reception Saturday
afternoon, when seven young women
were graduated. The pleasant parlors
were tastefully decorated and the oc-
casion was one which attracted much
interest, about three hundred guests
being present.
The class consisted of Misses Emma
Car Skaden. Anna Russell, Anna NJ.
Buter, Grace NJ Lloyd, Harriet II.
Teal, Lillian NJ Young and Alma Wrig-
ley. The exercises opened with prayer
by Rev. James Mcleod, ID. ID.
Or. George u. Stewart professor of
anatomy at Bellevue Hospital Medical
college. New York. delivered an address
To the graduates. 1t was most happy
effort. fun Of bright and helpful
thoughts. He made the most aston
ishing statement that there is no abso-
Lutte necessity that a nurse be hand
some as if anybody ever saw a plain
face beneath the little white cap and
with the neat dainty garb as setting,
He emphasized the thought that sym
pathy, gentleness and diplomacy were
indispensable accomplishments to The
diploma and must go with the nurse
into the every sick room.
Miss Irene Kann sang delightfully."- q
number Of solos. William f. Hallstead
gracefully made the presentation of th'
diplomas. and pleasant reception fol
lowed. when Mrs. Gladding, the super
intendcnt of the Training school, as
sisted by the nurses of the institution
greeted the guests who thronged th'
rooms.
Refreshments We're served, ant
Baucr's orchestra furnished music.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-06-12
THE SONS OF VETERANS.
They Will Hold Their State Encamp-
ment at Eazleton.

The state encampment of the Sons
of Veterans will open i'm Hazleton on
Tuesday morning to continue for the
remainder of the week. This will be
the nineteenth annual encampment of
the Sons Of Veterans. over five hun
dred delegates representing every camp
in PENNSYLVANIA will be present. Tues
days session will be devoted exclusive
ly to the consideration of business mat
ters.
on Wednesday the parade. which will
be the most important feature Of the
week, is to take place. Several thou
sand men will be in line. The parade
will be followed in the evening by a
ball in Halle han.
On Thursday the election of officers
10 serve for the ensuing year will be
held.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-06-12
FUNERAL OF JOHN RIDENBACH
Services Held in the Hickory Street
Presbyterian Church.

The funeral Of the late John Riden-
bach, of Capouse avenue, was held yes
terday afternoon. The respect and re-
gret felt by his many friends was at
tested by the large concourse at the
funeral.
Services We're held in the Hickory
Street German Presbyterian church. the
pastor, Rev. W. a. Nordt, officiating.
lnterment was made in the Httston
avenue cemetery.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-06-12
COMING TERM OF
CRIMINAL COURT
1T WILL BEGIN ONE WEEK
FROM TODAY.

Judges who will Preside in Both
Court Rooms During the Two
Weeks Case Against Burglar John
Shannon Heads the List for the
First Week-The Mayfield Burg
larry Cases are at the Head of the
Second Weeks List go other Gases
to be Tried.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-06-12
Reunion of Veterans.

The thirtieth annual reunion of the
Ninth Pennsylvania Veteran Volunteer
cavalry was held at Gettysburg Thurs
day last. A. w. Dewitt, of Philadel-
phia. was elected president to succeed
Major f.. O. Hancock. The next re-
union will be held at Huntingdon June
a. 1900.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-06-12

Mr.. John Bevins. editor Of the Press
Anthem, Iowa. says: II have used
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy in my family for fif-
teen years, have recommended it tc
hundreds of others, and have never
known it to fail in single instance
For sale by all druggists Matthew
Bros. wholesale and retail agents. %
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-06-12
TRAINING SCHOOL
CLOSING EXERCISES
HELD AT THE MOSES TAYLOR
HOSPITAL.

Glass of Seven Young Women Re-
ceived Diplomas as Trained Nurses.
The Certificates Were Conferred
Upon Them by William F. Hall
stead-After the Graduation Exer-
cises a Reception was Held Mrs,
Gladding, superintont of Training
School, Assisted in Receiving
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-06-12

A two weeks term of criminal court
will begin one week from today. Dur
ing the first week Hon. II. NJ. Edwards
will preside in No. l and Hon. ID. W.
Searle. of Montrose, in No. 2. Dur
ing the second week Hon. f. w. Gum
ster will be on the bench in No. 1 and
Hon II. NJ. Edwards in No. ..
The cases to be tried during the two
weeks are:
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-06-12
DIED.

HAINES.-In West Scranton, June 3,
1893 Frederick Haines, aged A years,
at his home on Fifteenth street. Fun
neral at ESQ o'clock. Interment in
Washburn street cemetery.