The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-01
PROF. COLES FOR AUGUST.

Our predictions for the month OF
JuIv we're fulfilled to such an astonish-
ing degree as to satisfy the most las
tidious. and to convince them that our
theory is based upon something more
substantial than guess work. Inc
High Flood and the Low Ebb" vital
forces will be about equally DIVIDED
this month and there Will be some
awful battles between the magnetic
and electrical forces, both in the Old
World and in America. The moon VIII
he in square aspect with Jupiter, with
Jupiter and the moon In the terms OF
Venus. This shows a very deceiVlng
month ahead for us. The people as a
rule will be generous to excess ana
careless of expenses, buying much
which is Unnecessary. The cereal mar
kets will be unsteady and jerky, going
down when it looks strong and ad-
vanCing when it looks weak. The judg-
ment of the common people will have
very poor show. From the 10th to
the goth will he the best time for busi-
ness changes. Children born this
month will be fond of speculation, but
will have no ability to accumulate
wealth by saving.
VALUABLE INFORMATION.
Those who want to get rid of thistles,
thorns, locusts, daisies, plantain leaf,
briars, etc, and those who want to
know when to plant and when to reap;
when to transplant flowers and berry
bushes. trees and all such, will receive
full instructions for ten cents. DO not
allow any surgical operation to be per-
| formed upon yourself or upon any of
your friends during the Low Ebb"
days of this month, as the planets are
| in the right position to cause blood
| poison; watch out for the fury of wild
beasts: and note the frequency of their
wild attacks upon mankind. Note the
increase of smallpox victims, intlam-
matory fever cases, measles, sore eyes,
| epidemics, pleurisies, conVulsions and
| liver complaints. A little peppermint
| essence rubbed upon the forehead will
| cure the headache and dizziness that
| will become epidemic this month espe-
| cially with those ruled by Leo-heaVy
| built with large eyes and light hair.
An epidemic of skin diseases will run
| rampant.
| THE STORMS AND SIGNS.
| Our prediction that the Southern
| states would get more than their share
| VI SlOIIllS ldSl llOlllll was lully Ntlllle'l
| We have reasons to believe that more
| danger awaits them this month; and
| that great cyclone or tidal wave may
sweep the Atlantic coast. The electric
and magnetic currents will be so eX-
cited as to cause many new storm COM
binations and unprecedented heat-heat
that will cause the oxygen to expand to
such an unusual degree that it will
| la in l.
human and animal beings. Keep your
eye on the dark storm clouds, and
watch the seemingly seething boiling,
clouds, and the red afterglow that will
follow them. The Eastern states must
watch out for great electrical disturb
ances this month, which will result in
great disaster We do not want to
alarm the people; but we do want to
warn them that it is high time to give
more attention and thought to the
study of "what the planets are say
| ing"
WORDS OF WARNING.
Great armies of worms, very much
the same as army worms, will overrun
some sections of the country and do
much damage this fall, BE careful of
your diet, for we have reasons to be-
cause
many deaths This will be the hardest
month on the health of infants thai
has been i'm many year. Three
meteors will fall to earth this month
and strange lights will be seen in the
heavens, caused by an unusual amount
OF magnetisity, Watch out for great
disturbances in the East. Our great
rejoicing over the return of Dewey may
be turned into mourning.
The race war in the South will breaE
out with renewed hatred. Great relig
ious excitement will drive many tC
frenzy; and crimes of the most dia,
bolical nature will astound us all. lie
the Western states watch out for de
structive storms and floods.
Watch out for an epidemic of eyi
doings that will run riot throughou
America and the old country.
Watch out for earthquake shocks.
Prof. G. Coles,
Editor storms and Signs.
NANWN