The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1899-08-09

kidneys, cannot resist the curative
power of DR.. Sawyer's Uka.ine. 1t
not only quiets and relieves, but
positively cures. j. E. Kaufman.
To keep young-keep we'll, keep
the Nerves calm, the body ruddy
and we'll fed, and with DR.. NJ. A
Simmons Liver Medicine regulate
the Stomach and Bowels.
Not one unmarried woman in a
hundred tells the truth when she is
asked why she never married.
Let disease come as they will,
Take Life of the Liver and be
healthy still;
Pleasant to take, unlike pill,
Regulates the system and cures
every i'll.
Hsppiness consists not in having
vast and rich possessions, but in be-
ing fitted to enjoy what we have.
Irritating stings, bites, scratches
wounds and cuts soothed and healed
by DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve,-a
sure and safe application for tortured
flesh. Beware Of counterfeits. J.
E. Kaufman.
Tons of wool are gathered by III.
dians in Oregon from the bodies ol
sheep that had died in the winter.
Dr.. Sawyer's Arnica and Witch
Hazel Salve heals and soothes in
famed skin, and is especially recon-.
mended to heal cuts, burns, bruises
and sores. j. E. Kaufman.
Here is another idol shattered,
said the young man whose father in
formed him that he must 60 to work
One Minute Cough Cure quickly
cures obstinate summer coughs and
colds. II consider it a most won.
derful medicine,-quick and safe. ~
W. W. Merton, Maybew, Wis. j
E. Kaufman.
Fear Of what people will say has a
more religious effect on the world
than the fear of what the Lord will
think.
The Klondyke exhibit at The Paris
exposition next year will include four
tons of virgin gold, valued at 81 ,OOQ
900.
When a man makes up his mind
that he is a good man, he should be
ready to show others what he is
good for.
The man who cannot keep up with
the procession in this world, must
not expect to erjoy the music Ct
the band.
An Ohio judge has decided that
one cannot be prosecuted for forging
document unless revenue stamp
is affixed to it.
Many men imsgine that the world
couldn't get along without them, but
when they die the town in which they
lived experiences boom.
Greenland has no cats. How
thankful the Greenlanders should be!
Imagine cats in country where the
nights are six months long.
A harmless lotion for removing
freckles is as follows: Lemon juice.
one ounce; powdered borax, one-half
dram; sugar, one-half dram.
Ramon's Tonic Liver Pills, pleas
ant remedy for all diseases arising
from & disordered or torpid liver.
They are the modern cure for consti-
patton, biliousness, sick headaches,
specks before the eyes, etc. They
do not sicken or gripe, mild in action,
thorough in effect. OILY one dose,
sugar coated and pleasant to take.
Price, 25 cents box, at the Bazaar.
The man who forgets great deal
of what las happened has a better
memory than he who remembers a
great deal that never happened.
The London telegraph office is the
biggest in the world. Over 5000
operators being employed, and up
ward of 10000 batteries being used.
II expect I will be frightfully
tanned" she ssid, Il am going to tn"
seashore." Il was fiightfully tame d
yesterday" broke in her small broth
er, II was out in the wood shed with
father"
Hamilton Clark, Of Ceauncey, Ga ,
says he suffered with itching piles
twenty years before trying DeWitt's 5
Witch Hazel Salye, two boxes OF
which completely cured him. Be,
ware Of worthless and dangerous
counterfcits. j. E. kaufmann.