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The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16
!. HE OkPHf.iUM
F4miiy Theatre.
TONIGHT

o--NEW COMPANY--o
First Appearance of the Eccentric
Musical Comedian,
EMIL WALTON,
In His Original Musical Act
Direct from the Leading Vaude-
Vile Houses OF America.
CHANDLER and MCPHERSON,
The Society Duetists.
TRIXIE COLEMAN,
The Charming Soubrette, Pre-
mier Buck and Wing Dancer.
Our Big Featured Engagement
Extraordinary OF
Ell NINO EDDIE
King OF the Bounding Rope In
Marvellous Feats OF Daring.
Lillian LESLIE,
The handsome and charming
descriptive and Comic Vocalist.
BOGGS and HAYWARD,
The Talented Sketch Artists, in
an Original Sketch,
A Famous Farce
"MY TURN NEXT"
Box Office opens at ioA.N. Phone bAC,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

The fair and luau Of the friends
OF the Anglican Church take place
next Saturday week the 30th inst.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

The Ssarshlight again made it APP
pearance to day. 1t is anti-Volcanic
and pro plantation lunas.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

The Palama School, it is officially
stated, is to bs known as "the Prin-
cess Kaiulani school,"
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

The new program at the Orpheum
is pie asing the patrons. Go there
to night after the races.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

Bert Peterson is in New York but
expects to return to the Islands in
a short time with his bride.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

The OrpLeum has engaged Ham.
ilton Hill, the popoular baritone
from the Colonies.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

ALL WOOL FRENCH CHA
LIES, on 2hc yard at Sachs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

Ships in harbor are dressed and
stores and banks in town are closed
for the national holiday; the Ath-
lete's day.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

The British>steamer Lennox srriv-
cd yesterday afternoon with 700
more Japanese laborers for the
Planters.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

The Orpheum saloon, in conjunc-
ton with the theatre, has applied
for liquor license. 1t should be
granted.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

The first regiment has moon
light drill on Tuesday next.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

The September term OF the Su
preme Court opens on Monday.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

The press fully recognize the
courtesy of the Regatta manage
ment in the arrangements made for
their comfort aud convenience.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

The bark Albert takes to San
Fraucisco sugar valued at $96 485.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

Every article, a genuine bargain
at l.. B. Kerr's Departure Sale.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

SPECIAL SALE OF Ladies Mus
lin Underwear at Sachs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

THE PEOPLES PROVIDERS,
Sachs g. Co.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

To. day is a perfect one for our
carnival,
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

All is quiet in Samoa.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

NEW SAILOR HATS at Sachs.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

Orpheum tonight.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16
LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS

LOCAL AND GENERAL NEWS
Orpbeum tonight.
All is quiet in Samoa
NEW SAILOR HATS at Sachs.
To-day is perfect one for our
carnival,
THE PEOPLES PROVIDERS,
Sachs & Co.
The FIRST regiment has moon
light drill on Tuesday next.
SPECIAL SALE of Ladies Mus
lin Underwear at Sachs
The September term OF the Su.
preme Court opens on Monday.
ALL WOOL FRENCH CHA
LIES, on 25c yard at Sachs.
The bark Albert takes to San
Fraucisco sugar valued at $96 485.
Every article, a genuine bargain
at L. B. Kerr's Departure Sale.
Il. Hackfeld & Co. have been
granted wholesale liquor license
for Kailua, Hawaii.
The OrpLeum has engaged Ham,
ilton Hill, the popoular baritone
from the Colonies.
If the plantations are short of
labor let them employ the eight
stowaways Of the Victoria.
The Palama School, it is officially
stated, is to be known as "the Prin-
cess Kaiulani school,"
The new program at the Orpheum
is pie asing the patrons. Go there
to night after the races.
The Searshlight again made it APP
pearance to day. 1t is anti-Volcanic
and pro plantation lunas.
Bert Peterson is in New York but
expects to return to the Islands in
a short time with his bride.
The fair and luau Of the friends
OF the Anglican Church take place
next Saturday week the Both inst.
The Brtish>steamer Lennox arriv-
cd yesterday afternoon with 700
more Japanese laborers for the
Planters.
The Orpheum saloon, in conjunc-
ton with the theatre, has applied
for a liquor license. 1t should be
granted.
Ships in harbor are dressed and
stores and banks in town are closed
for the national holiday; the Ath-
lete's day.
The press fully recognize the
courtesy of the Regatta manage
ment in the arrangements made Tor
their comfort aud convenience.
The o. r. & L. Co is contemplat-
ing the expenditure of 100000 on
new wharves and harbor improve
ments. Eventually the Kalihi chan
mel will be cut through.
Captain We. Larsen mas to an
swrr to charge of Needless driving
on Monday. The captain is always
bound to be on hand on time. That
was trick OF his in the days of
yore az criminals we'll know.
The Seaman's Club gave another
very pleasant and successful enter
~.
audience. Nearly every one can as
sist the club by forwarding maya
zines, pictorial papers and reading
matter for the sailor boys when at
sea.
An accident happened to native
woman Yesterday afternoon at Ka
puukolo. Noticing some friend ia
the street that she had not seen for
some time, aud calling out to the
marty she leaned sliphtly over he
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-09-16

Box Office opens at 'oA.w. Phone 6sC,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23
DIED.
SULLIVAN-On Tuesday. February q.
lS99. at O'Clock In the afternoon.
HELENA LOUISA SULLIVAN, OF
GAINESVILLE, Ohio, in her Seth year.


SULLIVAN-On Tuesday, February q.
lSgg. at . O'Clock In the afternoon.
HELENA LOUISA SULLIVAN, OF
GAINESVILLE. Ohio. In her S6th year.
FuRera! from the residence OF her sister.
Miss Rebecca Clarke. near Bridgeport.
Ohio, at o clock Thursday afternoon.
HEIT-Ou Wednesday. February %. 1899.
ut $40 a. m. CHARLES HE'LL. In his
9th year.
Funeral from his late residence. No. 5d'
National Road. Friday afternoon at >
o'clock. lntermcnt ut Mt. Wood Gene
tcry. Friends of the family are invited
TO attend.
KNIERIM-On Tuesday. February ~ 1899.
at - a. m. ALFRED FREDERICK
and Frieda Itnlerim, aged | year. 3
months and days,
Funeral from the residence OF parents. No.
liz Wood street. on Thursday after
noon at o'clock Friends OF the fam
lily Invited to attend. Intcrmentat Mt.
Zion cemetery.
.BAYHA-On Tuesday. February q. 1899. at
go u. m, FRANK EDWARD. eldest
son OF David II. and Emma l.. Bayha,
in the 18th year OF his age.
Funeral from the residence of his parents.
No. $50 Fifteenth street. Friday after.
noon at o'clock. Services at st.
James Evangelical Lutheran Church
ut $50 O'Clock Friends OF tho family
respectfully Invited to attend, Inter
mcnt ut PcninSulnr cemetery
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23
Personal NOTES.


James II. George and W. II. Boude,
OF Hinton. are at the Mcclure.
Ex-Mayor W. J. lIlte, OF Huntington.
was a Mcclure arrival yesterday.
Squire Fitzpatrick lett for Cairo lost
Eight. on n business trip. He will re-
turn Saturday.
4. 4. Simpson and p. II. Russell
were Buckhannon gentlemen At the
Stamm last night.
icon KaroI. OF WcllsburG: Charles J..
Poe. OF Buckhanaon, and J. c. Call!San.
Of SistersVille, are guests OF the How
ell
Mr.. George Littcll. of Beaver county.
Pa. is in the city. the guest OF his son.
Rev. J. II. Littell. pastor % the First
United Presbyterian church.
John Fitzpatrick. who was with the
First regiment. has been i'll since his
return. and Is now confined TO his
home in the East End. but his condition
is not considered serious.
C. C. Ross. OF Weston: A. C. Jackson,
T.. A. Durham. +. W. Burton and wife,
and W. f. Weschmann. OF SistersvillC.
and II. r. Furbee. OF Warrington, age
registered at the Windsor.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23
ANOTHER COMBINE
Being Promoted by Sheet Iron
and Steel Manufacturers.
SENATOR WHITAKER NAMED
As one of the Committee of Three
Manufacturers to Perfect the Plan
OF Consolilation-This Latest Move
may Result in the Amalgamation
orthc National Steel, American Tin
plate and Sheet Combines.

Representative iron and steel sheet
manufacturers from all parts OF the
country met In Pittsburgh yesterday TO
consider proposition TO organize the
trade into common company to in
clude the concerns inside and outside
of the association.
II the corporation is formed 1t Is said
that II will not be absorbed by the joint
owners OF the American Tin Plate
Company, and the National Steel Com
pany. The new company will take a
firm stand in the matter of prices on
its raw MATERIAL and will insist thu,
the National Steel Company furnish
sheet bars TO the sheet mills at tie
same price as to the tin plate combine.
The proposed combination is to en-
brace thirty mills throughout Penn
sYlvania. Ohio. West Virginia, Indiana
and Kentucky, which have an aggre-
gate capacity OF between $4,000 and
100000 tons a year and capitalized at
about s?SO00,0O0. Representatives OF all
the thirty plants were represented at
the meeting and call was unanimous
ly made for committee 10 outline n
plan and arrange details for the pro-
posed combine. This committee com.
posed of ]. G. Battelle. Piqua, o.; \.
W. Brown, Cambridge. o., and y. E.
Whitaker, Wheeling. was appointed.
and the meeting adjourned 10 meet
again at the call of the committee.
Speaking of yesterdays meeting. the
Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph says:
The combination which 1t is expect
ed will be formed will be powerful
one, and 1t is the belief OF well Inform
ed persons that its formation 7rlll be
followed by an absorption by the joint
owners OF the American Tin Plate
Company. and the National Steel Com
.Jany. The National Steel Company
controls the sheet bars and billets used
by the American Tin Plate Company.
Several OF the persons prominent In the
Tin Plate company are also sheet man
ufacturers, and IL is conceded that
there Is union of interests. The Amer
lean Tin Plate Company is capitalized
at SjO.0O0.0OO and the National Steel
Company at s60.0OO.OO0. A gentleman
interested said to-day: 1T looks TO me
as il the Outcome OF all this will be a
gigantic combination. which will have
capital OF s20O,OOO.OOO or more"
The presence In Pittsburgh of C. F.
Wheeler, OF New York, one OF the prn-
cipal members OF the American Tin
Plate Company, lent color to the report
that Mr.. Wheeler came to attend the
meeting. and that he will have some
thing TO say on the matter OF CONSOLE
dalton.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23
ELKS' STREET J: FAIR
Committees Named ut an Enthusias-
tic Meeting orWhccling Lodge Last
Nieht-Work will Begin MT Once.

committees Named Mt an Enthusias-
tic Meeting orWhccling Lodge Last
Sieht-Work will Begin nj Once.
At an enthusiastic meeting OF Wheel
ing lodge No. IS. B. p o. E, last night.
committees were appointed 10 arrange
for the midsummer carnival and street
fair 10 be given by Wheeling Elks in
the last week of June. on streets on the
South Side previously selected. This
affair will be as realistic production
as possible OF the Midway Plalsance,
which was such q feature at the
Worlds Fair. a similar carnival CIV
en- BY the Canton. o.. Elks last summer
was great success and the Wheeling
brethren promise TO eclipse the Ohio
success. ,E
The committees will go TO work
shortly. for they need lots of time for
the stupendous undertaking. Exalted
Ruler c. C. Schmidt was made an eX-
ofilcio member OF the committees. In
the following list the first named on q
committee is the chairman:
Reception c0mmittee-W., II. Man
ming, B. B. Dovener. C. P. Dorr. H. W.
Mcclure, John a. Howard, c. W. Sea-
bright. l.. w. Doggett. Jacob W.
Grubb. P. o. Reymann. W. w. Beall.
Special features committee-C. r.
Tracy, Henry Somehow. II. L. Wheat,
NJ. G. Warner, \. Brooks. c. II. Fein-
Ter.
Programme committee-R. F. HILL
Nathan Fiel, James a. Lancaster,
Harry C. Adams. J. 7. Douglass.
Band cortest-John f. Richardson. C.
II. DrIehorst, Max L. Hess, F. II.
Hanke. NELL Quinn.
Official Souvenir programme-Eman-
uel Hanauer, Albert Welsy. J. G.
Campbell, W. j. Lutz. \. NJ. Arm
bruster.
Police and fre-John C. Horman,jr..
j. C, Ward, VI. L. Wells, George p.
Griffith. N. ]. Fitzpatrick.
Transportation +. Murphy. ].
C. Tomlinson. II. H. Marsh. Joseph ].
Bcuter. Thomas O'BrIen. jr.
Tlckcts-Henry Bieberson. George
House. John Kari. B. F. Kraus. a. H.
Wiedebusch, Charles Feinler.
Press and advertislng-Frank G.
Caldwell. II. L. Solomon. L. y. Refer.
Julius Reizenstein, L. F. Gundliag.
Electric designs-J. B. Handlan. T.
A. Little, Van X. CIeary, ". \. Chew,
Charles Menkemeller.
Fences booths and Grounds-GeorGe
W. Lutz, Louis Hiener. F. H. LANCE.
C. ". Krleter. Andrew Mckinley.
Soliciting committee-South of creek.
Market street, John W. krieter. A. II.
Wiedebusch, Charles Menkemeller;
Main street. C. W. Seabright. C. H.
Driehorst. James G. Campbell: north
of creek. Market street. George W.
LutZ. John Klari. Louis Heiner; Main
street. Henry Bieberson, F. H. Lange.
Frank G. Caldwell.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23
BRIEF .MENTIONINGS.
Events in and About the City Given in
n \ui shpll
Grand this atternoon-"Fate."

Grand this atternoon-"Fate.'
Opera House to-n!ght-"Black Hus-
sar."
Grand Opera House to-nlght-"Only a
Farmers Daughter
Miss Gertrude Brown. OF South Huron
street. Island. entertained her young
friends with colonial party last evea-
ing.
The Waldo mandolin quarettc,
Messrs. VIII Miller. Walter Vardy.
George Otto and Harry Ritter, Were the
principal attraction ut an entertain
ment in Warrington last night.
James Manning. the man who was SO
badly burned ii the telephone COM
panrs manholc al the corner OF Four
tenth and Market streets. on Tuesday
afternoon. Vas resting easily last
night, and his recovery is assured.
Captain Clemans last nigh; arrested
a man who gave his name as John Will
llams. foc indecent exposure. IT the
Terminal depot. Williams will also be
charged with carrying concealed wea-
pons. a pair OF steel 'kEucklers" being
found on him.
Edward Ikey, a miner employed IN
NiiH NiioNt Nbh. NIahii'it HAasANfs
was the victim In an accident there
yesterday. His foot was caught In the
frog OF the tramway. and before ne
could eXtrlcaie the limb he was run
down by car conveying coal out Of the
mine The foot was badly crushed.
The two GeogelIne boys taken 10
BenwOod on the charge o! rObbirS
their father Louis Geogeline. saloon
keeper. were held for the grand jurE
yesterday. by Squire Riddle. bond be.
inG fixed at $500. The elder son robbed
his fathers till Monday night and the
younger ones theft was committed last
fall
Tomorrow evening at the high school
hall. President Raymond. OF West
Virginia University, will address the
teachers Of the city schools on Thomas
Carlyle and PaiernaIism." President
Raymond's former lectures here have
been so enthusiastically received that
there Is no doubt OF the size OF the au
dIeuce that will greet him this week.
Many members OF the Ohio Valley
Trades and Labor Assembly will at
tend. a resolution to that effect having
been passed recently.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23
West Virginia
Conference Seminary
Thorough. practical. ecopomlcai.
Thirteen competent Instructors.
Moral influences tho hest.


Thirteen competent Instructors.
Moral influences the best..........
COURSES
Classical. Scientific. Literary. Normal.
Music. Art. Business. Elocutlon.
LADIES HALL furnished throughout
with steam heat, electric lights, bath
rooms-an IDEAL CHRISTIAN HOME
FOR YOUNG LADIES. Room and board
In this Hall per week 500: per. year. In.
Guiding tuition. $1,000. SPECIAL induce.
ments to TEACHERS.
Expenses of Young Men per year 1880.
Winter term begins November Is; Spring
term Maich S.
For particulars write
S. l. B0fERS, President
oc:i Buckhannon, ". Va.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23

WASHINGTON, D. C, Feb. 22.-Be-
ing unable to get into ;elesraphic com-
municaIion with the commanding Off
Ger OF the cunboat Marietta the navy
department has instructed the COM
mander of the cruiser Detroit at New
orleans 10 proceed at once 10 Blucaclds
10 learn the situation there. The de-
parimeut thinks II possible either the
government of Nicaragua or the !nsur-
gents are exercising an embargo on
messages 20 the United States.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23
Ohio Prohibition Ticket.

DELAWARE. Ohio. Feb. 22.-The fol-
lowing nominations were made by the
Ohio Prohibition convention by accla-
nation:
For governor. Dr.. ]. W. Bashford, of
Delaware; lieutenant governor. \. S.
CAUTION, CoshoctOn: judge supreme
court. Gideon Stewart, Norwalk; at
torney general, Walter s. Lister, Cleve-
land: state treasurer. c. NJ. Wise. But
Ter: auditor. Fred. W. Barrett. SPRING
field: member OF the board OF public
works, John Danner, Canton.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23
The Worm Turned.

MIDDLESSORO. Ky. Feb. 22:-Ma;-
tie Winston killed her husband with Il
shot gun this morning in Lee county,
Va. Her husband had been in the hab-
il Of whipping her and tried it this
morning. when she killed him. Mr..
Winston is an invalid. She left home
when she committed the deed and has
not been seen since.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23
|: Does lit Pay
To Read.....
!: Advertisements
We Believe
1t Does


you do believe it, do read this for this Is adve
semen If have anything good sell give away you
advertise it, have gold dollars for fifty you advertise
them That's just about fix We have millions Of boxes round
Yellow Tablets called Moows Kdne.oids. They dollar
box, but we sell them for fifty cents
Why that it read advertisements is that have
hundreds recommendations from who have Yellow
Tablets and they invariably say We them These
tablets the world Kdncods, They
kidney bakache and kidney diseases Of every description.
We guarantee time the directions followed and
unless follow them do blame the Kdneodsyou
fault yourself Be read the carefully from
and what the say Morrows Kd.ncods Ii
no harm read about them, do take II
do take them they will do good for they great
tonic well backache They though
advise think they Write for booklet called
"The Vital Question: explains everything and you nothing
Morrow Kidneods kidney backache all forms urinary
difficulty headache the back of the head which spinal
column from the Kidneys pain in the gron which bladder
trouble boaing the feet body hands, cyed which opy
slcepesness and whick
upon which the feed being turned into
bloatng YOU ATTEND TO THIS AT ONCE They
chas. R. Goeues drug Manufactured by John Morrow Co.,
Chemists, Springfield, Ohio.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23

NEW YORK, Rudya-d Kipl!ng is
seriously Ill in this city at the Hotel
Grenoole. He IS suffering fran ;nllam-
nation OF the lungs. His doctors. how
ever. hope that with his strong constl-
tuition he will be able TO pull through
all riuht,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23

Rough Dry Washed. Stnrchod and
Dyed . cents per pound.
llni Work, Wished and lroncd,
cents per pound.
All hnnd work finished 10 cents por'
pound. At l.tTH BltoS.
mlh4f Homo Steam Laundry.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23
Mendei Sros.
STEER CLEAR OF 1T!

when laundry sends your linen home
with frayed edges and sprcad-eagle but
ton holes, and send your linen TO an
up.to-date laundry, where the manage
mcnt knows its business and sends il
home every time with as beautiful and
Immaculate color, and as perfecta finish
as when first purchased. That you will
find is always done at the Pearl laundry.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23

A HOUSEHOLD necessity - Or.
Thomas Electric oil. Heals burns.
cuts. wounds OF any sort; cures sore
throat. Group. catarrh, asthma: never
fills
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23
MARRIED..

JUNKlNS-COOK-On Wednesday. Feb
ruary -. ls@l. at the parsonage OF the
Fourth street VI. L. church. Wheeling,
by Rev J. l.. Sooy. d. D.. CHARLES
4. JUNKINS. of bridgeport. and Miss
EMMA y. COOK, OF Wheeling.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-02-23

The Bcs; Prescription for Chills
and Fever Is a bottle OF Groves Taste
less Chill Tonic. 1t is simply iron and
auininc In n tasteless form. No cure
no pay. Price, soc. tths&w
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-07-25
ALL SHE NEEDS TO KNOW.

She isn't very witty, she isn't very wise
But when a girl has dmpes, and glitter
ing stars for eyes,
Hair like sunshine cleaning, and voice
both sweet and low.
A little bit of nothing is all she needs to
know.
She does not talk of X-rays, or inter-
necine strife.
OF Eastern persecution. or ills that both
er life:
OF massacres in China, inhabitants of
Mars
And she adores light vaudeville, not oper-
attic stars.
She has no aspirations, she longs for no
career;
She has no wish for suffrage, Of tyrant
man no fear:
She never wrote novel a poem or a
play
She prefers a bonnet to laurel leaves
or bay.
She's never heard Of microbes, bacteria
and the like.
OF soclologlc questions-why laborers
have to strike,
Why some have all the money and some
have all the work.
Or why the poor Armenian is harassed
by the Turk.
But, o, she smiles and dimples at every
thing that's said;
And, o, her hair is golden, and, o, her
lips are red!
Her eyes are real cerulean, her voice is
sweet-and so
A little bit of nothing is all she needs to
know
-Casselrs Saturday Journal.