Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1899-10-11
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ward was oHeredI asked tho sn
girl. -Tii-B Bis.
Falher-Who IS the best w,4,ou
your class: Bobby Jack PnIear. "a "a
writes the excuses for every renar =
the class.-Judge. -
Employer Was there many naomi.
your grandmother's funeral yesteraa =
Glerk--Yes, indeed; every seat IN -
grand stand was occupied.
Uncle inquired of little Rohhv T.
had been good liftle boy. gohhr
No | haven't. Unele-Why. | hona -.
haven't been very bad. Bobhv nn
no: just comfortable.
Hawkins don't see from all
counts that these naval chapIsins !,
much. Tucker-Oh, | don't know.
see good deal about converted vsob..
Richmond Dispatch.
COacher londly)-Two are ont, d..
for the butter. Mrs. Notupp-Rstta.,
batter. Goodness sakes. what .aH.
OF batter are these men playing sora
Mt. Mduu -ltous1i, ulduI H.
The parson-I heah de angels don.
fetched 20 anndder baby brudda,g
Little pickaninny-Yaas. but 1t ia,
seems lax dem angels picks us out a,
blacklist babies up dere,-I.ife.
Frank tunnarriedD--Do you think
man has II right TO open his wife's lst,
ters: Robert lmarried) Well, he mjyht
have the right, bui don't see how ba
could have the eourag e-Boston Trsy
eller
Tramp-Iep. lady, I'm known from
Maine 10 Caiforny as Printed Cali
CO." Lady-What a funny name, WHY
do they call you that? Tramp-Cap..
II yer went to wash me I'd run.-Chca,
go News.
In the parlor Edith Showing her
smart little brother to the new beau
Now, Tommy. you have counted I'D 10
eleven. tell Us what comes after eleven
Tommy-Pop, in his stocking feet
Brooklyn Life.
City miss lin rural book store)-
Have you ''Wooed and Wonw Clerk
(blushlng)-N yet, ma am; but I'm
keeping steady company with Sally
Haceede, an my prospects are good
New York World.
you are quite run down. said the
facetious cyclist to the man be had
knocked over; you ought to take some
thing" Il Will" said his victim, jump
ing up; "I'll take your name and ad'
dress. Pick Me-Up.
Freddie. do you know what the b.
BILE says about lie:" asked his moth
er with feigncd severity. "YelA,
ma'am." lisped Freddie; "a lie ID an
abomination unto the Lord and very
refuge in time of trouble. "-Kansas
City Star.
"Will some one in the class asked
the teacher of rhetoric. give better
form 10 the sentence. John can ride the
mule II he wants to?' "'John can rds
the mule II the mule wants him TO-
said the boy with the bad eye.-Chics.
go Tribune.
"Yaas. Miss Cutting" remarked Ch0,
iy; Il believe NAV -straightfOrwaN
speech. It's my custom. doncher know,
10 always speak my mind" That's Il
~ lt?' put In the young lady; Il often
wondered why you had so little to say
Philadelphia Record.
And, by the way asked the Old
schooimate. what has become of Nose
ly, who used TO talk so much about de-
voting his life to uplifting mankind
Did he go into the ministry NO
answered the other schoolmate "he u
in the elevator business"
He-l am surprised at Dr. White
After being our family doctor for years
and treating me for all SORTS OF things
aud 10 think OF all the money we've
paid him. too. She--What has be done
He-He wouldn't pass me for the LII
insurance cOmpany.-Tit-Bits
One day Tommy accompanied a
mother on shopping expedition Ma
seeing a large candy man In cOa'''
toner's window, he paused in frOnIu
It with wistful look then, turnli
away regretfully, said: MAMMA
could lick that fellow with both hana'
tied behind me- Troy Times.
lntrlcacies Of language: What does
that young luan propose to do'
quired Mrs. Cumrox. Il thlIlk, D'-
ma" answered her daughter, In a~Ns
Of slight annoyance, "that he purp',,a
10 propose "Oh, you think fha'
youi Well, what | desire 10 An'.
about his purpose Is this: "hen WV
he purpose TO quit purposlng anu y
pose :"-Washington Star.
Sunday school teacher-Who wac 49, ~
wisest man. Johnny? john! ms
mon. Sunday school teacher
right. Now, Willie, who was tue suvs
est man. Willie Jonah. pun
school teacher Wrong. put "hA' =,
son have YOU for believing Jonah az
the strongest man? Wlllle--Cau'' "A
whale couldn't hold him af'ei ~
got him down.-Denyer Hines
Yes. her hat was certainly u' ",a
though II had cost but eighteen Wv !,
..nitn lONty