New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-09-06
THE TALK or THE DAT.

THE TALK or THE DAT.
Tho corn carnival Of Atchlson. Kan. viii take
Mac. on September e. and Will %" unusually inter
osiing There will 10 parade two miles long
Fifty carriages will be decorated with from TWO
thousand 10 ton thousand flowers each. There VIII
he q hundred shocks Of corn twenty feet high pro-
ueucd b, mon inside II il expected that twenty
i've thousand visitors will be present every one OF
whom Will wear something made Of corn
g., e.,,oioc manner IS useful everywhere. This
axiom j. amusingly illustrated by story NWhlcn
Justin Mccarthy tells. soon after the N'Nr ,I in
r. York ami5ine myself by studying the crowd,
when shr qahfr y Tbe c fggose disr f
of military titles ready and Hh'!di ~ ~ ~
o;,li.n iifa and paid no attention to the invita-,
KAN Jist then a rival bootblack passed ana
imagining where 5ne nSsb,nr 5a e. The ursuccess
n" ,, a'' br save ne military salute and ap-
pcaled to me With the be, eS S96rs had my bo6fs
shinei on the spot Youths Companion
oTba pan Mail Gazette" IS authority for the story
that the pope has had a wine made from the vines
In the vatican gardens which has lnan'y d" Us
own ana Is in nigh demand. partly because VI -
really delicious favor and partly because OF ''@
rosition Of its maker. Leo XII has no" been APP
rroachsd FOR the purpose OF inducing him 10 exhibit
this wine A. mo Paris Exposition next year. e'-
ganflv bottled. with labels showing picture 81
- Peters and The Vatican. and setting fortA mat
fnia is the famous "Leonne wine ~ Leo MIL N
the tNonty-arst year N his reign A syndicate IS
also anxious to control its sale IN most liberal
terms
Lot. Of These Socialists 70 my child you can
"o' B i' prn WHAT is rd,r Objection 10 Ravie?
Ny chi he Is ono q tho most objectionable
socIalst. papa Surely you are mistaken
NO I'm not ne actually demanded - snare
nv
'Ra,Ie dii that Why. papa. what did he say
He said he wanted 20 be my Son-in-l1N a. leFe-
and Plain Dealer
The controversy IN London over tho Ausos and
coaches has brought to light the fact tnat four
descendants ~ Shiilitser. who introduced the omn
bus 20 London severtv years ago. now living
in san Francisco Curiousiy enough. they are al
connected WITH public conveyanoes-one as driver
o, \ motor cab another Of a street car and the
third and fourth as locomotive engineers
The ritter idiot she-why should they say stolen
III think if is due largely to the natural per
the fact OF any sweetness in The mere performance
OF OSCILLATION as 10 an Inherent desire Tor thar
which Is supposed TO be uuattainable. Now. for
instance read an article by an eminent sociolo-
t"It Is Getting really chilly out here on the porch
7 think we mad better 60 IN the house. '-dn1ian-
apolis Journal
I'm spite Of British rule India Is stil virtually
soaplcss country Throughout the villages Of Hin
dosian soap IS indeed regarded as natural Curl
ositv and II IS rarely If ever. kept in stock by the
native shopkeeper. In the towns II is sold
20 a certain extent hut how small this is may
he gathered from the fact that the total yearly
consumption of soap ~ india is about 10000 hum
dredwoight that is 20 say. every 300 persons use
on an average only n2 pounds of soap among
them or In other words considerably less than
al ounce Is the average consumption person.
The Unhappy Rich To-day ! am assailed FOR
Irtff ear irl nl tel ~ rt
ne rich man bitterly yesterday was assailed
FIR hu,.lne n tfled son-in-law' The day before
yesterday was assailed Tor buying family crest,
II had Kept my money ana bought nothing,
Journal
An Italian newspaper publishes table giving
LIST Of the various persons and their nationality
who have been canonizod beatded by the
church ~ Rome during the LAST four hundred
years. II is as follows Seyenty-siX Italians. 2S
canonized IS beathcd Sc Spaniards. II canonized.
A. beauhed; q Portuguese. canouized. Sc boatihed
IL French canonzed. beatihed. 10 Dutch. u can
onized bcauhcd. Releans canonized l
heatned. ( Germans. , canonized. b"atihcd: 2
Poles ! canonized beatined. II will be noticed
that neither Great Britain nor the United states
has furnished any saints
ON the Wrong Scent First Little Girl Cat fash
ionable summer RESORT I'm awful glad TO get
second Little Girl SOM I with You. That's
what we come for Mamma says 50 herself
Yes with nice pcople-reople in society. you
know.
get 'quainted with peopl" an society
Amt you in society Ia the city,
80. YOU are. aren't NouY
/ NO. we've been rakin and scrapin the whole
/ winter to come here and got quaintei with people
in society. YOU know
Then your folks amt nobody at home?"
/ NO"
Guess there amt much IN us settin'
/ 'guaintcd
Cues not"
"Goodiy" -CSow-York Weekly
Here are some moro chilircns sayings gathered
bv The Chicago News. What kind OF dog Is
that. papa" asked small Johnny as he observed
the he animal chasing his own tail That's a
watch dog" replied the father And Will he go as
soon as no winds himself up" asked Johnny II
WAS IA. nrst time little iour-year-od Willie had
ever seen a snake. and as II writhcd and sQuirmed
along he ran into tho house tell 90 his discovery
"Oh mamma he exclaimed. come here quick
| here's - tail waeglng without any dog The other
! evening Al dinner the face OF four-year-od Edith
| was lighted no with unusual beauty. and her dark
ewes had d dreamy far away look that prompted
her rnothcr>to ask. What YOU thinking about
/ darling ooh" replied the little miss. II "as
just wondering whether YOU chewes your pudiln
II swallowed 30 whole
THE SOrBRETTE'S ERROR
/ Miss Tott.c Triplighty who'd nothing TO wear.
/ Got her salary raised by the pToprietalre.
| SO she bought some more clothes. and ] m sorry N
state
! The attendance diminished from that very date