The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-09-02
GEORGES PA
Tackles Those Funny French Names.
His bad Pronunciation.

His bad Pronunciation.
Chicago Times Herald: Now" says
paw, wipin his whlskers and folden up
His napkin after he was thru eaten this
mornin, IF you'll keep quiet I'll read
about this Dryruss trlle to you before
/ start Down town."
Little Albert nocked hole thru the
screen In NAV and paws window last
mite, so they was some musketas got in
and paw seen the Sun rise without no.
buddy Havin to wake and call him erly
Mother dear. That was the reason he
Didn't have to try & brake the eaten
record so as not to be Late at the
Store.
So we all got blzzy llssenen, and paw
drawed long Breth and begin:
"Rennus, the twent-"
Hold on" nav says, pullIn out a
peace Of paper with Lot OF printer on
1t, whats the Name of that Placer"
'Rennus." paw says, "the place
WHARF they are hnyln the tFile."
"oh." nav says, II thot the name of
that place was pronounced Rem"
Paw only looked with contempt and
started again.
"Kernel Jowst called NJ. DoOchesney
to the"
"oh. paw" may says, that name is
pronounced Dooshane"
say" paw hollsred. 'Td like to no
yhat .I.ISens you callen me down on
French? studded this langwIdge
tire weeks wunSt before ever Knowed
you. Now try to mock out all your
previous records by keepIn your mouth
shet for three quarters of a mint.
WHARF, was I. enuyhow. Kernel
Jowst-"
Ills name is zhoust," NAV sed kind
OF low, lookin' OF her paper.
But paw dIdent hear 1t and Sep right
on.
"CoatlnuiR. u. Laborey asst General
Merser who handed him the Secret
Documents. General Merser said:T
Declare Maytree Laborcy is diseussIn-'
81 s'pose. may saws, lntsrruptin the
sircut agin, "yu are now readIn about
General Merseeya,"
mo, l amt readIn about General
Merseeya," paw says, awfully sarcas.
tick. I'm resdin about General M-e-r-
c-i-e.r. That ust to spell Merser
when was lernln what the alfabet wss
made for. BY col It makes me hot to
Have people what don't no nothin set
back and try to call me down about
Things WHARF I'm rite at home. I've
been reedln this trIle from the very
furst, and III bet you Don't even no
what they're tryln him for rite now.
II thay over was a lot Of blaeklaigs
got Together TO harm inosunt man
it's that thare BIllut, Cassignack and
cavlgnnk and Boysderer and channy-
wine and BrooJerry. Thay OF"
"Broojerry?" may says. "How do
you spell his nnme?"
why B-r-u-G-e-r-e," paw says.
''How else would annybudy spell It In
French II It was English 1t mite bs
different, But bein French, Of corse-"
YES. I no." nav says, that's the
way It's spelled all rite, only Professor
Blmblc from the Coolidge purnounces
It 'BreeEnir.'"
Pow looked as II he was Eoln to thro
the paper down, but He dldent, and
begin to Read some More. and nav let
him so It quite Awhile, and purity soon
he got up aginSt It agtn.
who's this PIrEwart you Just men
tloned?" nav ast.
THAT shows you don't no nothIn
about the case" paw says. "or YOU
wouldn't nst no slch fule question. Hes
the teller thars bin fer Dryfnss right
along. They put him In jail fer 1t
wunst"
"oh. you mean Lootenant Kernel
Pskhar who put Doc Pattee de KIans
under HuspichuD. do your" NAV says.
Paw loked over the stop of his Specks
at her and said:
II s'pose that's what your perfcsser
calls them names. amt ~"
yes" nav says
well, the sooner you Git over tn.