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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

[F'rom the Atchison Globe.1
Some doctors say that to fool 'em is
as important as to cure 'em.
If the under dog is as big as the dog
on top, he should be ashamed of his
bowling.
A woman who has been good look
ing, loses her beauty long before she
suspects it.
No woman ever married a man that
some of the other women didn't say
she chased him
Sticky fly paper does the work, but
like any other scheme, it does not seem
to diminish the number of suckers.
Some people are like the parsons
mare: they plug along, but are mighty
swift when you attempt to pass them.
It may be necessary to sweep the
snow off a number of Kansas street
fairs They viii occur too late in the
season
When a man sleeps in the middle of
the day, it is a sign that he was out
late the night before, or that he has a
clear conscience.
Atchison people are pointing with
pride to a girl who took things back
a dry goods store, after her mother had
purchased them. The girl said her
afford the things her mother purchased.
A girl who thinks of her father is very
rare: Atchison people may well point
to her with pride.
The cut of her sleeve, the style Of
her gown, or the fact that she makes
patch work quilts, is no unfailing sign
of an old fashioned woman. The real
test which brings out the genuine trade
mark of old faShionednesS is her man
ner of making soup. The woman who
belongs to the days of the spinning
wheel puts a little of everything she
can find on her pantry shelves, into her
soup, and then looks around for more.
A Christian Science leader lately ask
ed Drake Watson to call on him, as he
wished to state his belief. After I
have outlined my belief the Christian
Science leader said. II want you to
state candidly what you think" The
two finally got together, one Sunday
afternoon, and Mr.. Watson listened
patiently for nearly an hour, while the
Christian Scientist stated his doctrine
Then Mr.. Watson said: You don't
believe in that nonsense any more than
do and took his hat and went home.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

One of the most unimportant persons
IN the United States is former Cover
nor Pattison of Pennsylvania. His sup
port of our war expansion is not in the
least a serious matter.-Post Dispatch.
1t is singular Of how little conse-
quence a man becomes as soon as he
ceases to agree with US.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02
MURDERER INSANE.
Fort Riley Soldier in County Jail viii
Be Examined.

Be Examined
Eugene Hagan, attorney for Joe
Leach, the soldier being held for the
murder OF a comrade at Fort Riley last
year, today made application to Judge
Hook of the federal court for the ap-
pointment of commission Of three eX-
perts to inquire into the sanity of the
defendant. Judge Hook did not pass on
the application but will consider it to-
morrow morning.
Mr.. Hagan and District Attorney
Lambert also explained to the court the
fact that the witnesses in this case are
now in Manila, Porto Rico and at other
points where the regular army then at
Fort Riley, is now scattered. The case
was set for November.
Mr.. Hagan asked the court to provide
for the expenses of the witnesses for
the defense. This question will also be
disposed of tomorrow.
Judge Hook went to Leavenworth
this afternoon but will return to hold
court at 10:40 tomorrow forenoon.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02
NEW KANSAS BOOKS.
Twentieth Century Classics to Treat
Literature of the State

The first number of Crane & Cos
Twentieth Century Classics was issued
today. 1t is a beautifully printed pamph-
let containing selections form IrOnQui1.
The selections are such as apply partic-
uIarly to the history of Kansas.
The series includes history, literature
and nature study group, designed to
cover a year of special reading of high
order for teachers. Superintendent w.
NJ. Dawson of the city schools is editor
and the series will be issued monthly.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02
ENGLAND WINS.
Venezuelan Boundary Award In
Her Favor.

Paris, Oct. 2.-2:3O p. m.-The vene-
zuelan boundary tribunal has risen af-
ter concluding its elaboration. The
award will be read tomorrow in the
presence of the representatives of Great
Britain and Venezuela. The secretar-
les are now writing out the award
S:17 p. NIT is said on good author
ity that the award will be a decided
victory for Great Britain
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

Will occur at Kansas City October 3.
The procession will start at p. m. The
81 and will run special train leaving
Kansas City at IL .. m. affording am
pie time to view the parade as well as
the scenes of enchantment in the Mid
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

John r. Mclean, Democratic candi-
date for governor of Ohio, thinks he has
discovered a safe pathway through the
campaign. In his speeches he takes a
stand in favor of expansion, but in OPP
position to fighting for it. Few pOliti-
clans dare to oppose territorial extern
sion outright this year for fear they
may ind it necessary to reverse them
selves next year.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02
TOO MUCH MORPHINE.
James Young Dies From an
Overdose of the Drug.

James Young, who lived at 1907 West
street, died Saturday night from the eff
fectS of overdose of morphine.
Mr.. Young had been sick for some time
and had been in the habit of taking NOR
phine as a medicine. On Friday he took
an overdose and DR.. S. G. Stewart was
called. He worked with him Friday night
and did all possible to save him but he
died Saturday.
Mr.. Young was a member of lodge No.
8. A. o. Z. W, and that order will have
charge Of the funeral to be held at the
house Tuesday afternoon at O'Clock.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02
Cremated in q Lodeine Houae.

Bradford, Pa, Oct "A lodging
house was destroyed by fire today and
George Brown, colored, was cremated.
It is feared that other bodies will be
found in the ruins, as there was a great
many dodgers in the building. The
loss was about $4,000.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02
ST. PAM PIumbers strike.

st. Paul, Oct 2.-Practically all the
plumbers n this city struck today,
closing the shops and suspending work
on many buildings. They claim that
union men have been employed
and the strike was ordered because
their protest was unheeded.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

The fight being made against the
Chicago drainage canal by the people
along its course and on down the Mis-
sfssippi resembles in some particulars
the fight against territorial expansion
Both are going ahead steadily in spite
of all opposition.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02
2. q q. Town Rurned.

Little Rock, Ark, Oct 2-The town
of Duqon on the Kansas City. Pittsburg
& Gulf railroad was destroyed by fire
this morning. Fifty-four buildings
were burned, entailing a loss aggregat-
ing $3.50, 900; insurance light.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

The Washington Post was unwilling
70 take any chances of being called
yellow Journal and so contented it
self with printing a single column cut
of IOauev-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

Not being able to understand why the
people make so much fuss over him, Of
course Admiral Dewey can't see why
some people want to make him presi-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

LF'rom the Chicago News.1
Be sure you are right, then be certain
you are sure
Too many men are known by the
company they are caught in.
It's a wise man that knows what not
to do in an emergency
Love is the last but not the least Of
the diseases Of childhood.
A true philosopher is too phiIosophi-
cal to bother about philosophy.
No man is a hero to his valet and no
man wants to be a valet to his hero.
A man may forget the dollar he Dor
rowed, but he always remembers the
one he loaned.
When a man gets another to do his
lazy work for him he is either shrewd
or lazy.
A man isn't necessarily rich when he
is accused of having more money than
brains.
Some people who succeed in biting of
more than they can chew keep right on
chewing just the same
Every dog has his day. but somehow
every dog thinks every other dogs day
is so much nicer than his.
After all. there are but two really
bad things about cigarette smoking One
is the cigarette and the other is the fell
low who smokes it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

Perhaps after this Dewey business
subsidies, Wharton Barker will be able
to get a hearing the subject Of his can
6idacy. for the presidency.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

heard, they were of exactly the same
significance as this alleged loss of
s256, 0e0. 000. which has left the country
no poorer than it was before.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

Now that Captain Carriers sentence
has been affirmed, perhaps we shall
hear something about his partners.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

Seattle Times: Men form trusts"
because they can get together" more
than they can get apart
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02
St Louis and Return SO 90 via
Santa Fe Route.

Account St Louis Fall Festivities
Tickets on sale October to 6. Final
limit October 9th.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02
S2.o 90

Kansas City and return via the Rock
Island Route.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

When a girl begins to talk much
about her soul, it makos you think thai
her stomach is out of order.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

No woman ever married a man that
some of the other women didn't say
she chased him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

A woman who has been good look
ing, loses her beauty long before she
suspects it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

The Rock Island.
$500 to Chicago.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

A true philosopher is too philosophy
cal to bother about philosophy.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

The women have got up a new story
now that girls feet are biggest at II,
and after that get smaller.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

Sticky fly paper does the work, but
like any other scheme, it does not seem
to diminish the number of suckers.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02
GLOBE SIGHTS

[F'rom the Atchison Globe.1
Some doctors say that to fool 'em is
5 important as to cure 'em.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

After all, there are but two really
bad things about cigarette smoking One
is the cigarette and the other is the fell
low who smokes it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

No man is a hero to his valet and no
man wants to be valet to his hero.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

Every dog has his day, but somehow
every dog thinks every other dogs da.
is so much nicer than his.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

Love is the last but not the least of
the diseases Of childhood.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

If the under dog is as big as the dog
on top, he should be ashamed of his
bowling.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

There are only two kinds of men il
the world: one is afraid of every wo
man, and the other is afraid of no wo
man.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

A man may forget the dollar he Dor
rowed, but he always remembers the
one he loaned
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

Some people who succeed in biting off
more than they can chew keep right on
chewing just the same.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

When a man gets another to do his
lazy work for him he is either shrewd
or lazy.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

Some people are like the parsons
mare: they plug along, but are mighty
swift when you attempt to pass them.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

When a man sleeps in the middle of
the day, it is a sign that he was out
late the night before, or that he has a
clear conscience.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

Too many men are known by the
company they are caught in.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

A man isn't necessarily rich when he
is accused of having more money than
brains.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

From the Chicago News.1
Be sure you are right, then be certain
you are sure.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

It may be necessary to sweep the
snow off number of Kansas street
fairs. They viii occur too late in the
season.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

II IOIu INC NEW I OK FIesS.I
No woman ever tells the truth about
what her clothes cost.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

It's a wise man that knows what NJ
to do in an emergency.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-10-02

A girl is never really satisfied with a
new hat unless it looks either like an
angels wing or else like a cabbage.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01

nIH minutes after the Bpanlards begar
before ,heAmericans Drcd shot. But
lhere was another good reason for this
In the whole fleet only the two guni
In the forward turrct Of the Olympia
could BE- brought 10 bear on the Span.
ish fleet, because all the other American
ships were behind the olympia and
they would have 20 shoot through her
and through one another In order 10
hlt the spaniarda.
But the time came, and the commo-
dore said. You may nre when you
ARE ready. Ghdlcy." and then the olym-
pla let ny, and 20 did the other ships.
II has been said by those who. In the
spirit Of Mephlstopheles. deny every
thing. that Dewey never used these
words. But the statement that he did
was contained In the nrst clear account
Of the battle that reached this coun-
Try. and II was written by man who
stood on the bridge OF the Olympia n
II was an invention therefore. II was
an extremely early one, Moreover. the
least authoritative account of the af-
fair credits II. and 80. perhaps. II In
safer 10 accept than such good things
are.
The American ships passed along the
line of the spanish fleet. pouring ter
rible broadside upon Il. When they
were passed they turned and passed
again, and 10 they passed and rcpass-
cd Ave times Early In the action two
launches were seen coming toward the
olympia. II was supposed that they
We're trying 20 use torpedoa The fre
~ the ship was turned upon them
and one OF them was sunk and the other
disabled and driven upon the beach.
The nagshlp Of Admiral Montojo. the
Reina Christina. tried 10 advance from
the line and engage the Olympia. at
close range. but she met with such
a frlghtful IRE that she was barely
able 90 return TO her position She was
set ON fire by American shells and
burned till she sank. The admiral
transferred his nag 10 the lsla de Cuba.
The delicate. difficult and dangerous
position Of the American ships at this
time cannot be dwclt upon too strongly.
Il was not mere question OF firing
guns and standing the firc of the enc
my. such as u was when ship on
a peaceful mission. In broad daylight,
with smooth water and a clear sky,
naylEaies a harbor. she II supposed 10
have local pilot on board. Not one
o'hcer uf pcwey's feet had ever been
IN Manila bay before. Commodore
Dewey and Lieutenant Calklns stood
on the bridge OF the Olympia and de-
tcrmlned her course, In time OF peace
Il would have been difficult thing
for them to do 20. Indeed IN time oil
peace they would not have attempted
IT, They did Il by night In the dim
dawn. and by day, with the smoke oil
battle all around them, They did Il |
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01

womah's power Is largely dependent
upon hct ability 10 interest, entertain, at.
tract aud please, Il Is ior this reason that
women strive to become accomplished
They study In order that they may converse
intclligenty on all subjects, They strive
10 become good musicians, graceful dan.
GERS and amiahle hoslesses
All Accomplishments are unavalling II q
woman suiier from ill.health In a womanly
way. The special weakness peculiar TO the
womanly organism will mpidly wreck The
general health The sufferer will lose her
natural vlvacity, her wit, her good looks,
and the ambition aud power TO display the
accomplishments at her command, Any
woman affected in this way should resort
to DR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. II Is
a wonderful medicine iof ailing women. II
II the invention Of an eminent and skilliul
physician, Dr. X. v Fierce, for thirty years
chief consulting physician TO the lnvalids
Hotel and Surgical Institute, at Buffalo,
N. Y. II aims to cure but one class Of dis
cases, and claims 10 be good for nothing
else. II inparts health, elastic strength,
vigor and viiility to the delicate feminine
organs. II prepares woman for wifehood
and motherhood.
Mrs Ramon Sanchez, Peuasco, Taos County
N McN., in a letter to Dr Pierce says; Prom 4
gratcMl heart NV voice goes up TO God both night
aud lay In soicmn prayer that lie may guard
your health aud preserve your life, hereby eN'
received fom your wonderful medicine, Favor
ite Pres ripton' Amer suffering years Of misery
] am today h-althy and happy wife, and can
tuitniUlly ltsaNuepl TO women the use Of the
'Favorite Pres gtion as regulator OF the
montlhy periods
The quick constipation cure - Doctor
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. Never grippe.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01

with the frightful roar OF their own
guns about them and the Jar Of them
Shaking their Instruments. and with
shells whistling over their heads and
about them AMI now and then carry
Ing away a BIT Of rigging close 70 them.
Lieutenant calklns watched for a land
mark IN the shore and then for an
other. and took their directions by the
compass. His assistant marked these
directions on the chart and the inter-
section Of the lines gave the position
Of the ship. Then the Commodore or
dered how the steering should be done
aud the process was repeated Was
not this n trying time for clear mathe-
matlcal work. Yet II either Dewey OF
Calklns had made a mistake the corse-
auenceH might well have been disas-
trous.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01
400 REWARp. 400.


The readers Of this paper viii be
pleased 10 learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able 10 cure in all It's stages and
that Is CatarTh. Halls catarrh Cure
Is the only positive cure now know
10 the medical fraternity. Catarrh be-
ing constitutional disease, requires
a constitutional treatment. Halls Ca
tarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. thereby destroy
Ing the foundation Of the disease, and
giving the patient strength by building
up the constitution and assisting ma
ture in doing its work. The proprie-
tors have 80 much faith in It's curative
powers. that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that II fails to
cure. Send for list Of testimonials.
Address. r. J. CHENEY & CO..
tFa tra Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. TIC.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01
READ HIS EDITORIAL.

READ HIS EDITORIAL.
From the Times, Hillstille, Va.
l suffered with diarrhoea for a long
time and thought was past being cur
ed. l had spent much time and money
and suffered so much misery that ]
had almost decided to give up all hope
Of recovery and await the result, but
noticing the advertisement Of Cham
berlaln's Collie. Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy and also some testimonials
stating how some wonderful cures had
been wrought by this remedy, decid-
ed to try 1t. After taking few doses
I was entirely well OF that trouble, and
l wish to say further to my readers
and fellow sufferers that am a hale
and hearty man today and feel as well
as ever did in my llfe.-o. R. Moore.
Sold by Charles Rogers.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01

DeWltt's Little Early Risers perma-
nently cure chronic constipation, bill
iousness. nervousness and worn-out
feeling; cleanse and regulate the en-
tire system. Small. pleasant. never
grippe or sicken-"famous little pills"
Chas. Rogers.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01

Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Is a scientific
compound having the endorsement Of
eminent physicians and the medical
press. 1t "digests what you eat and
positively cures dyspepsia. N. A.Ket-
ron, BloomIngdale. Tenn. says II cured
him OF indigestion Of ten years stand
Ing. chas. Rogers.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01
The stronger the butter is in the tub,
the weaker 1t is in the market.
A WORD TO MOTHERS.

Mothers Of children affected with
Group or a severe cold need not hesi-
tate to administer Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. 1t contains no opiate
nor narcotic in any form and may
be given as confidently to a babe as to
an adult. The great success that has
attended its use in the treatment of
colds and Group has won FOR 1t the ap-
proval and praise 1t has received
throughout the United States and In
many foreign lands. For Sale by Chas'
Rogers,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01

The Count Of Fontalba, the new Por-
euguese ambassador to the Austrian
court has made his whole Journey
from Lisbon to Vienna in handsome
carriage, drawn by four gorgeously
oaparisoned mules and attended by two
nunkeys In brilliant liyerles, He left
Lisbon In April and drove through
spain, France. Northern Italy, through
the st. Bernard Pass to Switzerland,
and thence by way of Munich through
styrla TO Vienna, aIH
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01

Pest on the market for coughs and
colds and all bronchial troubles; for
Group It has no equal" writes Henry
r. v'hltford. South Canaan. Conn. Of
One Minute Cough Cure. ChaS.
Rogers.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01

For wounds. burns. scalds. sores.
skin diseases and all irritating erup-
tlons. nothing 80 soothing and healing
as Dewitt's Witch Hazel salye. Mrs.
Emma BolIes. Matron Englewood
Nursery Chicago. says Of II: when
all else fails in healing our babies. 1t
will cure" chas. Rogers.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01

For many years science has studied
liquors. Result the whole world uses
whiskey. II has proven the best slim
ulant and does not inJure nerves and
tissues like coca wines and other drug
ged compounds. And Harper Whlskey
is the ideal whiskey. Sold BY Foard &
Stokes Co.. Astoria oregon.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01

They are simply perfect" writes
Rob't. Moore. Of Lafayette. Ind. Of
DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the
famous little pills" for constipation
and all liver ailments. Never grippe.
Chas. Rogers.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-10-01

e. z. Turner. Compton. No. was cur
ed Of piles by Dewitt's Witch Hazel
salve after suffering seventeen years
and trying over twenty remedies.
Physicians and surgeons endorse It.
Beware of dangerous counterfeits.
Chas. Rogers.