The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-07-14


locked by accident he will find that his !
rooms have been Inspected, his trunk ,
explored, his letters folded differently
from the way they were folded when he
put them away Who is he? is the ques-
ton asked with intenser interest until
the subject has become monomania.
The simple fact is that he is nobody in
particular, but minds his own business.
The best landlords and Iandladies
cannot sometimes hinder their places
from becoming pandemonium of
whisperers, and regulations are torn to
tattcrs, and evil suspicious are aroused,
and scandals started, and the parlia-
ment of the family is blown to atoms by
some Guy Fawkes who was not caught
in time, as was his English predecessor
of guupowdcry reputation. The rea-
son is that while in private homes fam
ilics have so much to keep them busy,
in these promiscuous and multitude
nous residences there are so many who
have nothing to do, and that always
makes mischief. They gather in each
others rooms and spend hours in cun-
sultatiun about others. II they had to
walk half mile before they got TO the
willing ear of some listener 10 detrac-
tiou they would be out Of breath before
reaching there and not feel In full glow
of auimoSity or SANDER, or might, be-
cause of the distance. not coatall But
rooms 90, II, %, go - and @i are on the
same corridor. and when one carrion
crow goes Cav! Caw!" an The other
crows hear il and flock together over
the same carcass. "Oh, / have heard
something rich. Sit down and let me
tell YOU all about it, And the first Cuf-
fuw increases the gathering, and il has
to he told all over again, and as they
separate each carries spark from the
altar of Cab to some other circle until,
from the coal HEAVIER in the cellar TO the
maid in the top room Of ;he garnet, all
| are aware of the defamation. and that
| evening all who leave the house will
bear it to other houses until aUtumnal
/ fires sweeping across Illinois prairies
/ are less raging and swift than that
| flame Of consuming reputation blazing
across the village or city.
Those of us who were brought up in
/ the country know that the old-fash-
toned Matching of eggs in the haymow
required four or five weeks of breeding,
/ but there are new modes of Matching
10y machinery, which takes less time
and do the work by wholesale. So,
while the private home may brood into
life an occasional falsity, and take II
long time to DO it. many of the boarding
houses and family hotels afford a
swifter and more muliituoiuous style
of moral incubation, and one old GOSSIP
will get of the nest after one hours
breeding, clucking a flock of 30 lies
after her, each one picking up IT'S little
worm of juicy rega!emeut. 1t Is no adj
| vantage TO hear too much about your
neighbors, for your time will be SO
much occupied in taking care OF their
faults that you will have 40 time 10
look after your own. And while you
are pulling the chicllweed out of their
garden, yours will get all oyergrown
with horse sorrel and mullen stalks.
One of the worst damages that come
from the herding of SO many people
into boarding houses and family hotels
is inflicted upon children. II is only
another way of bringing them up on
the commons. While you have your
own private house you can, for the
most part, control their cumpauiouship
and their Whereabouts, but by . years
of age in these public resorts they will
have picked up all the bad things that
can be furnished 10y the Truricnt minds
Of dozens of people, They will overhoar
blasphemics and see quarrels and get
precocious in sin, and what the bar
tender does not tell them the porter
or hostler or bell boy will.
Besides that. the children will go out
into this world without the restraining,
anchorinF, steadying and all CONTROL
ing memory of home. From that none
of us who have been blessed Of such
memory have escaped. II grips man
for so years, if he lives so long. II pulls
him back from doors into which he
otherwise would suter. 1t smtes him
with contrition in the very midst OF
his dissirations. As the fish already
surrounded by the long wide net swim
out to sea, thinking they can GO as fan
as they please, and with gay toss q
silvery scale they defy the sportsman
on the beach, and after awhile the fish
ermen begin to draw in the net hand
over hand and hand over hand, and il
is a long while before the captured fins
begin TO feel the net, and then they
dart this way and that, hoping to get
out, but find themselves approaching
the shore and are brought up 10 the
: very feet of the captors, so the mem
DRY of an early home sometimes seems
to relax and let men out farther anc
farther from God and farther and far
/ Their from sEore-fve years, ten years
? 20 years, 30 years-but some day they
find an Irresistible mesh drawing then
back, and they are compelled to re
/ treat from their prodgality and wan
| dering, and, though they make des
, perate effort to escape the impression
and try to dive deeper down in sin, ufte