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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

Meldrum. p. D.. pastor. Services at 1O:S0
a. m. and D: m. The pastor will preach
the Light" Evening subject. rs the
Young Man Safe?
Clinton Avenue NJ. E. church. corner
Fl: Ranton will conduct evangelist serv-
tiers viii sing Seats free. :" Hours Tours 90 Of
Peope leS ebrcb f Peasa gO p M p
Smith will preach at 1880 a. M on 'The
Deepest Reason for Religion.7 and at 5
p; m he h wi, will Lecture on The Bohemans,
First Church of Christ (Scientist).
Raudenbush hail. Sixth and ST.. Peter
streets: Service. 1O:45 a. m. Subject,
DOCTRINE of Atonement."
Holly avenue and Mackubin street. Rev
Alexander MS NJ pastor. Morning.
Message Evening elsG service Se ocIoek
Subject, God as Father" the second in
a series Of sermons on the Foundations
st. Philips mission (colored EpiscopaD,
S1S Rice street. Rev. Edward ri. Schlue-
ter rector. Holy eucharist 6:45 a. M;
morning prayer and sermon, II a. m. !;
er and sermon, 7:30 p. m.
st. Paul's church QpiscopaD, Ninth
and olive streets. Rev. Harvey officer
Sunday school, $50 a. M; morning pray
er and sermon. subject. MOT as other
Gentiles,"" II a. M; evening prayer and
sermon, 1880 p. m.
House of Hope Presby church,
corner Fifth and Exchange streets. Serv-
ices every Sunday at 1890 a. m. and s
o'clock p. m. The pastor, Rev. James
d. Paxton, D. D.. will preach morning
and evening. Morning subject. Drift
ing" Text, Heb. H., L. Evening subject
Exercise myself rather unto Goodness
For bodily exercise profteth little; but
Goodness IS profitable unto all things
o'clock p. m. Society Of Christian En-
deavor meet in the lecture room at Z
o'clock p. m. Midweek lecture and pray
er meeting Wednesdays at o'clock p.
IN. All are welcome. Infant baptisms at
the close of the morning service
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

of Heaven" Text Matt. xviii, IA. Sun
day school at 11:45.
St. Peters (EpiscopaD church, Dayton's
bluff, corner Fourth and Maple streets.
Rev. George H Mueller, rector Divine
service for the eighteenth Sunday after
Trinity: Holy eucharist, 1880 a. m. ;
mathis and sermon. IL a. m; evensong
and sermon, 7:30 p. m.
Holy Faith mission. Post Siding Sun
day school and catechising, $50 a. m.
Children of the neighborhood cordially in
vited and made welcome.
Plymouth Congregational church, Sum
NIT avenue, corner of Wabasha street
at 1890. Subject, II Am So Busy" At
s o'clock Mrs. Thurman, a national lee
turer of the w c. T. U. amongst the
c92Ged pe9D PARK win E gyS an a sebT and
Arundel. Rev. w: w. Everts will preach
at 1890 a. m. Union service at the First
Baptist church in the afternoon.
Summit av.. at 1O:45 a, m. Rev c. L.
Diven. Phi D.. the pastor. will preach
Oil Whats the Use?" Sunday school at
Services for University Avenue Con-
gregational Church, corner. SherbuIne
and and Ayon; for next Sab6ath: M n!
Henry w. Parsons. pastor
First Christian Church. Nelson and
Harrington: Rev. A. D. Harmon IL n;
Christian Life 1880 D. M, Successful
Life
Westminster PRESBYTERIAN Church. cor
nue., Rev. R. L. Barackman, pastor. 1880
warnn pEs "a $50 S@ ,. NJ sub5sct
pray ys and med sHap su Sfe F. p sanefaS
m .,s Sabbath School, $50 p M i,J Junior g
E.. CPS. Y. P. 8, G. E.
Universalist Church Of the Messiah.
pastor; Subject, I'VE as Builders Of Our
Soul Homes
change Rev. Alex J. D. Haupt 1880 a.
m. and p. m. Morning topic. 'Have
Faith in God" s p. M, Lessons From
II and / p. m. Services Tuesday. Luther
league and Friday class in the Catechism
at the pastors residence, IT'S Iglehart
street.
Grace M. e. church, Burr and Mime
haha. Homer C. Ashcraft, M A, Phi
D, pastor. Preaching at 1890 by W. NJ
Balch, M, A. Evening by Rev. Level
nesota conference occupy Grace M. e.
church pulpit today.
St Tame: James A pd NJ F. church. Euler and
tor 16e a. es subject T Hasis With Rii
the Feelings of Our Inflrmities;" s p. m,
"Jehova Jireh'
Atlantic Congregational, corner Bates
avenue ard Conway. w. w; Lewis, pas
tor. Pastors sermon at 1920; evening
service at by Rev Leopold.
First Methodist, corner Dayton and
Preachng by the pastor at oso "a mr.
1.-The Apostolic Type of Christian Faith
and Fellowship" Sunday school at u m.
o'clock; subject. "Spiritism''
Central Presbyterian church. Cedar
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
MAN WITH THE MANIA
For Getting His Moneys Worth, and
the Way He Did II.

For Getting His Moneys Worth. and
the Way He Did 1t.
New Orleans Times-Democrat
The chap with mania for getting
his moneys worth is a familiar character
in this business. said a hotel clerk the
other evening. ga few days ago man
registered here early in the morning.
was assigned a room and hurried out to
attend to some business. 1 saw no mora
OF him until about dusk, when he
dropped in to inquire for mail and re-
marked incidentally that he would leave
on the night train. Very we'll I said.
and made out bill for the use Of the
room during the day Use Of the roomv
ne exclaimed; why [ haven't even open
ed the door? can't help that sir I
replied. 1t was held at your disposal
ana III have to make the charge Then
give me the key" he roared in a fury:
II | have to pay for using it I'll see
that L get my moneys worth He
rushed up stairs, threw the bed cloth
ing all over the floor, stamped on the
pillows, emptied the water pitcher into
the Stop jar and crumpled UP all the
towels. Then he came down and paid
the Dill with the air Of a man who had
done something clever The net cost
Oh his performance was probably eight
or nine cents for laundry, and ats chief
result was to give considerable unnec-
essary work to q tired chambermaid who
was in no wise responsible for his
grievance. Yet / dare say he will
boast for months how he made the llo-
Tel sweat for trying to impose on him"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
MEEK MANS LIFE

Saved by "a Bargain Counter Over
coat Bought by His Wife.
New York Sun.
1t was light gray fall overcoat which
Mrs. Jones had bought for her husband
at a great bargain, and when he beheld
it he INDUCED in a few rather forcible
remarks when safely out of his wife's
hearing.
st was so cheap. dear" she said, at
really couldn't resist it."
HIN; 99h cents, marked down from
81, suppose?' inquired Mr.. Jones. with
a growl.
ooh, no." replied Mrs. Jones sweeely
it was $40, reduced from s16.'
The next day Jones started for down
town at Sis, wearing the new overcoat
He returned at T. Mrs. jones. watch
Ing by the window, gave a scream as she
beheld him. His hat was gone, his
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

Humane Society Work

At At the meeting Of the Humane society
st. Paul work as follows: Horses lS 2YS51
Z; ;, ordered fed and watered, 60; cattle
K He'd, u; calves killed, 6; men warned for
abusing stock 20. --e0 LIZ
July, August and September were read
The report for September showed the fol.
l 10 tb6g cases had received the attention
doned or neglected, Is; beaten or abused
3; destitute, reported to associated char.
tiles, L; board of control, 3; having i'm.
proper homes, 5; cases reported at Office
at Office, 49, opoi leu
Mrs. Severance Mrs. Yapp and Mrs
Go9dr1ch We're appointed COMMITTEES to
1907! LOOK AFTER cases OF neglected children dur
ing the month Of October. "01
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

and Jay streets, Monday evening" OCe'
9. Subject, MY Observations OF the
Progress of the Race in Their Thlrty-fve
Years of Freedom"
Rev. Frank B. Cowgirl, pastor of the
First Methodist church, proposes to
give a series of Sunday evening talks
on RELIGIOUS Issues The first of the
series will be given this evening, the SUBJ
ject being 'Spiritualism or Spiritism.'
The revival meetings under the direc-
ton of Rev. A. H. Ranton in the Clinton
Avenue M. E. church is provoking great
interest. The church is crowded nightly
and good is being accomplished. Today
evangelistc services will be held morning
and evening. The Ellis sisters will sing.
Madame Preston of Detroit, Mich, the
dramatic impersonator, will appear in
enc Of her interesting performances at st.
James A M. e. church, Jay and Fuller
streets. Friday evening, at o'clock, I'M
DER the auspices of the Sunday school.
Some Of her favorite pieces are from Paul
Lawrence Dunk bar. Local talent will also
contribute to the evenings programme.
Miss Louise jackson, Mrs. r. G. Minor,
Mr.. Edward Britt will each sing. Others
will assist whom we cannot here name.
light refreshments at the close of the pro-
gramme. A good time is promised. All
are invited. A small admission fee at
the door.
Rev. DR.. Ashcraft has been returned to
Grace church, this city, for another year.
Lincoln band (spiritulists) will hold
their usual Sunday services at o'clock
p. NJ, Central hall, corner Seventh and
Sixth streets.
The Church Sunday School associa ton
Of the diocese of Minnesota at its annual
meeting in the Church Of the Messiah,
elected the following officers:
President, Rt. Rev. NJ N. Gilbert; first
vice president, Rev. C. E. Haupt ST
Paul second vice president. Rev. DR. J.
w. Sonervile, Austin; secretary, Rev. c.
G. Camp, Faribault; treasurer, J. 0.
Chase, Minneapolis; executive committee
Mrs. John Parshins. of Minneapolis; Miss
Sue Willis, of st. Paul, and W. A. Lord
of Minnes polls.
In q resolution the association expressed
its appreciation of Mr.. Haupt's service as
secretary during nine years
A resolution was also adopted congratu-
lating Bishop Gilbert upon the recovery
Of Mrs. Gilbert from serious illness.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
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+: ]. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.-
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

If you don't want to wear
it, carry it on your arm. The
lining is handsome enough to
deserve a showing.
A cane is hardly warm
enough these Fall days.
For $40 we can give you
the ever-popular Box Covert
coat, military shoulders. .
Or the new style Fall Coat
which reaches to the knees
nearly, and in color is Brown,
Oxford or Black.
Fall Suits in overwhelming
assortment.
The PLYMOUTH.
Complete Fashionable Outfits.
YOumans Hats and BrokaW Clothing.
The Plymouth Clothing House,
Seventh and Robert.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
SUNDAY SERVICES.

Announcements of the st. Paul Pull
pits for Today.
New Jerusalem Cor Swedenborglanl
church, southeast corner Virginia and
Selby avenues REV. c. Mitchell, pastor.
Service at 1890 a. m. Subject of sermon,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
REaegsBaa atisgaa,

II have been a sufferer from rheuma-
tism for more than six months. | could
not raise my hands to my head or put
own shirt: Before I had finished three
fourt!s of a bottle of Railways Ready
Relief could use my arms as well as
ever. You can see why 1 have such great
faith in your Relief. Yours truly
wv. c. BAKER
Engineer of A. Montelone's Boot and
leans"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

and Jay streets, Monday evening, Oct
9. Subject, my Observations OF the
Progress of the Race in Their Thirty-five
Years of Freedom"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
AS IN OLDEI DAYS
A. II. LAVENDER PRESIDEs AT THE
SE1E-CENTENNIALO OF CHURCH
He HELPED TO FORM
FIRST BAPTIST JUBILEE

Inst Night Was Devoted to History
OF he Church and Its Branches-
To-day VIII Be Occupied in Dis
cu~sion of Its Future-Congrega-
lions Fostered by the Church
Send Greetings.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

Rev. Frank B. Cowgirl, pastor Of the
First Methodist church, proposes to
give a series of Sunday evening talks
on Religious Issues The first of the
series will be given this evening, the sub
ject being "Spiritualism or Spiritism.'
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

TO BE IL Memorable Gathering
Annual Congress of the Episcopal
Church Opens Tuesday FOrtieth
Adversary of the HinnesOta BaD-
tixi Stnte Convention at MankatO.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

Railways Ready Relief is sure cure
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York
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

| who Is the Greatest in the Kingdom
of Heaven?' Text Matt. xviii, Ia. Sun
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

sldered, and the question of a summer
assembly will be taken up. On Friday
evening will be missionary addresses by
Revs. Knute Nelson, c. T. Hallowell and
B. r. Patrick.
Saturday morning will be devoted to
business, and on Saturday afternoon the
young people will hold their session. Sat
urday evening the educational interests
will be the topic, with addresses by Revs.
f. s. Van Ness, T. Peterson and DR.. J.
W. Ford
Sunday morning the annual sermon will
be preached by Rev. F. c. Whitney, of
Austin. On Sunday afternoon the young
people will again meet, with addresses by
ReFs. r. G. Mosher and C. F. Holt The
closing session Sunday night will be adj
dressed by Rev. II. F. Stilwell, of ST.
Paul, and Dr. w. w. Dawley, of Mime
apolis. A feature Of the convention last
year was the early morning prayer meet
ings. These will be held each morning
led by DR. o. A Williams, district secre-
tary of the Home Mission society.
The annual meeting Of the Ramsey
County Bible society will be held Tues
day at A o'clock p. M at the parlors of
the House of Hope Presbyterian church.
Entrance on Exchange street. All the
friends of the Bible are invited to at
tend.
This afternoon at o'clock Rev Alex
ander McGregor will speak on the sub
ject, Clean Politics." at the Y NJ C.
A. mems mass meeting.
The Young Mems Evening Club Of
Plymouth congregational Church has
engaged the Scottish Concert Kinemato-
graph company, who will give a Scotch
night at Plymouth church, Summit and
Wabasha,' Tuesday evening, Oct. TO- The
programme will include, music, songs,
moving pictures, etc.
Mrs. Lucy b. Thurman, national lee
turer of the w c. T. u, will lecture
at st. James A M Z. church, Fuller
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1899-10-14
SHORT ON GOOD STORIES.

"Seven visits to make in one afternoon
Well, think ! can manage it. Some OF
them may not be at home, and | can make
an early start. Let me see. There's that
anecdote about Ethel's fox terrier and the
cute speech of little Bob and that awfully
clever thing that Dexter told the other
night about the Goddess of Liberty. Is
that all I have in stock? Oh, dear, no
There's that quotation from The Pneu-
matte Woman that struck me SO. haven t
got it off to any one yet and | dare say it
will go as original. Not one person in ten
has heard The Pneumatic Woman
as that enough for seven calls -? I'm
afraid not. Well, there's always the point,
ia rather talk Interestingly about any old
subject than stupidity about brand new
one. There's more art in it | wonder il
dare risk that joke about Clara again
I've told it SO many times lately-indeed,
] won't be sure that some OF the times were
not at the very places Pm going.
GLOW mean it is that Maude made me
promise not to repeat that lovely bit Of
gossip she gave me this morning haven't
heard anything 50 delicious for long time
"Well," with sigh, 81 promised on my
word Of honor | wouldn't tell"-and
another sigh" why, here we are at Mrs.
Somebody's. l wonder if have enough tc
talk about for seven calls? Oh, well,
some of them may be out-and-oh, dear,
il only hadn promised Maude ~
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1899-10-14
PRUDENT ANIMALS.

1t is well known that many animals APP,
point one or more of their number to act as
sentinels to guard against surprise when
the rest are asleep or feeding or at play
Among the Misunderstanding that word in
its widest sense-that are thus prudent
may be named the following: Wasps, ants,
chamois, and other antelopes, prairie dogs,
wild horses, rocks, swans, Australian
cockatoos, zebras, quails certain monkeys,
tlamngoes, New Zealand silver eyes,
shags, and other birds, marmots, moutlon,
and other sheep, seals, African wild cat
tie, guancoes, elephants, etc.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1899-10-14
Hoods PzKS

On retiring, and tomorrow your d.
gestive organs will be regulated ana
you will be bright, active and ready
for any kind OF work. This has
been the experience of others; ii
will be yours. HOODS PILLS are
sold by all medicine dealers. rs cts
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1899-10-14
Tonight

Ii your liver is out of order, causing
Biliousness, Sick Headache, Heart
burn, or CONSTIPATION, take dose OF
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1899-10-14

What splendid type of tireless activity
is the sun as the psalmiat describes it issu-
ing like "a bridegroom from his chamber
and rejoicing like strong man TO run a
race" Every man ought to rise in the
morning refreshed by slumber and renewed
by rest, eager for the struggle Of the day.
But how rarely this is 50. Moss people
rise still unfreshed, and dreading the strain
of the days labors The cause Of this is
deficient vitality and behind this lies de-
ticent supply OF pure, rich blood, and an
inadequate nourishment of the body. There
is nothing that will give man strength
and energy, as will DIR. PierNa's Golden
Medical Discovery. 1t does this By innreas-
ing the quantity and quality of the blood
supply. This nourishes the nerves, feeds
the brain, builds up enteebled organs, and
gives that sense Ct strength ard power
which makes the struggle of life joy. The
"good feeling which follows tire use of
Golden Medical Discovery" is not due to
stimulation as it contains no alcohol,
whisky or other intoxicant. Ii does not
brace up the body, but builds it up into a
condition OF sound health.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1899-10-14
NIAGARA FALLS EXCURSIONS.
Low-Rate Vacation Trips via Penn
SylVana Railroad.

October the nineteenth is the date of
the remaining Pennsylvania Railroad popu-
lar teu.day excursions to Niagara Falls
from Philadelphia, Baltimore and Wash
ington and intermediate points
Excursion tickets, good for return pas
sage on any regular train, exclusive of
limited express trains, within ten days,
will be sold at $40 from Philadelphia, Bal
tiInore, Washington, and all points on the
Delaware Division; $l1.25 from Atlantic
City; $3.50 from Lancaster; $3.50 from
Altoona and Harrisburg; So 90 from sun
bury and Wilkesbarre; 1919 from Will
Transport; and at proportionate rates from
other points. \ stOp-over will be allowed
at Buffalo, Rochester, Canandiagua and
Watkins within the limit returning
A special train Of Pullman parlor cars
and day coaches will be run with each ex-
cursion. An extra charge will be made
for parlor car seats.
An experienced tourist agent and chap
eron will accompany each excursion.
Tickets for side trip to the Thousand
Islands Alexandria Bay will be sold from
Rochester in connection with excursions of
September 7 and 81, good to return to
Rochester OF to Canadaigua via Syracuse
within five days, at rate of $3.50.
Tickets for side trip to Toronto will be
sold at Niagara Falls for Sl.OO on Septem-
Der %. In connection with excursion Of
September Z, tickets will be sold to
Toronto aud return at reduced rates, ac-
count Toronto Fair.
For pamphlets giving full information
and hotels, ana for time of connecting
trains, apply to nearest ticket agent, or
address Geo. w. Boyd, Assistant General
Passenger Agent, Broad Street Station,
Philadelphia. oct5
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1899-10-14
KRUPP'S ARMY OF employees

At the beginning of this year there were
employed at Krupp's works, at Essen, II,
$50 persons, including 3,2l0 officials. The
cast steel works at Essen alone employ %,
1913 persons, the Gruson works 3,54S, the
Germania wharf at Kiel, 2,726, and the
works at Meppen 1888, The consump-
ton of coke at the cast steel works at
Essen amounted last year to 7S6, 4l5 tons,
at all the works of the firm to 1,199, $40
tons, or about 1000 tons daily.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1899-10-14
POOR FIELD FOR ENTERPRISE.

A beggar was coming out of house
when another beggar met him at the
garden gate and asked what chance there
was of getting anything.
sit is not worth while Knocking" was
the reply. "The people are not up to
much. l have just had a peep through
the window and saw two ladies playing on
one piano "-Tit- Bits.
The Cecil Whig. [volume] (Elkton, Md.) 1841-current, 1899-10-14
LOVE-MAKING IN THE TUNNEL

A young couple whose exteriors bore all
Of the Undesirable, yet tangible, ear
marks that they hadn't been "a young
COUPLE strictly speaking, for any great
length OF time, boarded a Washington
bound train at Baltimore the other after
noon, says the Washington Star AS usual,
of course in the cases of young couples
whose general appearance and demesnor
cast them under the awful suspicion of
having been married, these two were re-
garded out of tails of the eyes of all the
other passengers. They smiled indulgently,
which seems to be the approved kink in
these instances. And the two wel-attired
young men in the seat directly in the rear
of that occupied by the young couple looked
with especial indulgence and mild pity
into each others eyes when they both con-
cluded simultaneously that they were right
astern of a newly married pair but they
made no demonstration other than this,
and after the exchange of glances went on
reading their newspapers.
The sensation began when the Baltimore
tunnel was reached, Immediately after the
young man with the girl had brought her a
glass of water From the seat occupied by
the young couple the sound of cooling pro
ceeded, followed by male protestations
something like this
Does 90? And if so, how muchy .?
Does 90 Tub him ~ cents worth? Cur
GLE And how muchy does him hub him
angel birdie? Seven hundred billion dol,
lars? More gurgle. And would him
angel -cakey trade him for a big doggie and
bushel O. chocolate creamses 2" (Lots of
Rurgle.
There was no light in the car as the train
went through the tunnel, but coarse, brutal
men know how to laugh without any ilum-
inat,cn. The litter that greeted the be-
ginning of the cooling soon developed into
bowls, and there were calls Of Time :"
and demands iol breakaway, and that
sort Of thing.
When the train emerged into the light
the young couple both looked as mad as
hornets. The bride sat straight up in her
seat and regarded the water-cooler at the
other end OF the car with stony-hatred The
young husband was red faced and palpably
on the war path. He turned about in his
seat and faced the young men who sat
directly behind They were still! smiling,
but reading their newspapers,
81 want to know, and | want TO know
in hurry" said the young husband, in a
quiet but exceedingly intense tone, (Which
of you two imbeciles has been making n
damphool of himself at my expense ~
With one voice, and with every appear
auce of sincerity, both OF the young men
disclaimed responsibility, and positively
denied that they had opened their heads,
except to laugh, while the train was in the
tunnel. They succeeded in convincing the
angry young Benedict of their innocence.
The young man resumed his seat, when his
wife tugged at his sleeve.
I'D like to have hold of the blamed
loafer that did it, Just the same he said
sayagely.
Then the beadyeyed, shrivelled-up little
ventriloquist who has been giving his per-
formaGce at a Baltimore resort during the
summer, and who occupied one of the rear
seats in the coach arose and stretched him
self and walked into the smoker with a
saturnine leer on his mischevous face