Arizona republican., 1899-03-17
NEGOTIATIONS or
 MARTIN DOOLEH

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 ricb's day?" asked MT. Hennessy.
 ''Pathrick's day?' said MT. Dooley.
 ''Patnrick's day? It seems to me I've
 heard tn name befure. Oh, ye mane
 tn day tn low Irish that hasn't amy
 votes cillybrates tn birth iv their nay
 tional saint, who was a Fr-rinchman. "
 '"Ye know what I mane," said Mir.
 Hennessy, with rising wrath. Don't
 ye get gay with me now!"
 Well" said MT. Dooley. 'I may cil- lybrate it an may not I'm thinkin' iv savin' me enthusyasm f'r tn queens birthday, whiniver it is that that bIessid holiday comes ar-round. fe see. Hinnissy, Pathrick's day is out iv fashion now. A few years ago ye'd see tn prisidint iv tn United States n1ar-rchin' down Pinnsylvanya avnoo with tn green scarf iv tn Ancient OT dher on his shoulders an sham
 rock in his hat. Now what is Mack
 doin? He's settin in his parlor wrilin'
 letthers to tn queen, be hivins, askin'
 afther her health. He was f'rm tn
 north iv Ireland two years ago, an not
 so far north ayether-just far enough
 north fr to be on good terms with
 Derry an not far enough to be baG
 frinds with Limerick He was raised
 on buttermilk an haggis, an he
 dhrank his Irish nate with a dash "
 orange bitthers in it. He's been nov
 in steadily north since, an if he keeps on movin' he'll go r-round tn globe an
 bring up somewhere in tn south " England.
 An Hinnery Cabin Lodge! I used to think that Hinnery would niver lie
 int nrin i.
 Wales be tn hair iv tn head-an' 'tis little tn poor mans got-an' dhrag him fir m tn tower iV London t0 Xiii mainham jail an hand him over to tn tindher mercies, as Hogan says, iv Michael Davitt Thim was tn days whin ye'd hear Hinnery in tn shit spreadin' fear to tn hear-rts iv tn British aristocracy 'Gintaemen, l.e says, an fellow sinitors, tn time has come he says, 'whin tn eagle burr i'd iv freedom he says, 1avin',' he says, its home in tn mountains he says. an circlin',' he says, 'undher th' joold hivin,' he says. from where,' he says, tn Passamaquoddy rushes into Lake Erastus K. Ropes, he says, to where rowls tn Oregon, he says, firm tn lakes to tn gulf he says, firm tn Atlantic to th' Passific where rowls tn Oregon he says, an firm ivry Amer ican who has tn blood iv his ances thors' hathred iv tyranny in his veins your ancesthors an mine, MiSthcr McAdoo, he says, there goes up Q | Ilute prayer that tn nation as wan man, fir m Bangor, Maine, to where l rowls tn Oregon, that he says, is full | iv salmon, which is later put up in cans, but has tn same inthrest IS ali | others in this question, he says, that, he says, tn descindants iv Wash 'nl0n | an, he says, iv Immitt, he says, will | Jlne hands fir to protect, he says, tn | codfisheries again tn vandal Land iv move ye, MT Prisidint, that it is tn sinse iv this house if amy such there be, that Fay Pay O'Connor is gr-reat- CT man than Lord Salisberry,' he says.
 Now, where's Hinnery? Where's tn bould Fenian? Where's tn moonlight CT? Where's tn Pikeman? Faith, he's changed his chune an 'tis 'Sthrangers Wanst but brothers now with him, an Hands acrost tn sea an into some vans pocket, an Take up tn white mans burden an hand it to tn coons. an an open back dure an closed | fr-ront dure.' lis tn same with all | iv thim. They'se me frind, Joe Chote. Joe spind tn night? Whisper, in Win sor castle, no less, in q night SulfC " Ln prince " Wales, an tn nex' mornin', whin he come down stairs, they tol' him tn rile family was late risers, but if he wanted a good time he cud go down an look al tn cimitry! An he done it. He w!nt out an wept over tn grave iv th' father iv his counthry. Ye'er man George Wash 'nton, Hinnissy, YVES cay tn stepfather.
 Well, glory be, tn times has since me frind lawn Finerty come out iv tn house iv riprisinta tives an whin some wan asst him what w@s goin' on, says: "Oh, nawthin' at all but some dam'd American business Thim was tn days! An whats thim? Well, l might be say il twas like wanst whin me cousin Mike an 2 Kerry man be tn name iv Sullivan had Q gFedge again man named DoEerty, that was half ;l Kerry man himsiIf. They kept Doherty in dures f'r a day, but by-an'-by me COu- sin Mike lost inthrest in tn gredge tn British line,' he says. fI therefore