Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-11-11

ness who had been glancing at the
Staining headlines Of an evening paper
over Al. Oooley's shoulder
III Always does" said Mr.. Dooley.
"Since lie Car of Rooshia inthradooc-
ed -. 4S-lght resolution, thcy'se been
no chA..si that they wudden't be rue
tiCns
AN what's 1t all about?" demanded
Nj nsnnessey. 81 can't make head
nor tail Nv 1t at all, at ALL"
We'll, ye see lis this way" said Mr..
Oooley. "Ye see tn Beers Is simple,
pasthral people that goes about their
business In their own way. raisin' hell
with iyrybody. They was bor-rn with
an aversion to society an whin tn
English kept comm an the Beers kept
mDyin' till they cuddn't move amy
further without bumpin' into Kitch-
eneis ARMY an thin they settled
60, says they, bein' a relijious people.
AN divvle tn sthep further. An they
KILLED of the irrelijous naygurs an
started in FIR to raise cattle. An at
Aight they'd set outside Nv their dorps,
Uhich, Hinnlssy, Is Dutch fr two-story
brick house an lot, an sip their la
egor an swap horses an match texts
I'm tn Bible fr tn seegars, while tn
ehildher played marbles with dimons
~ big as tn end iv ye'er thumb
We'll, tn English heerd they was
eoold be the bucket in ivry cellar firm
Ooopencof to Doozledorf, which, Hin
Aissy, is like New York an San Fran
cisco, bein' tn exthreme pints in tn
country, an they come on in gr-reat
hordes, sturdy Anglo-Saxons firm Sax
ony, tn Einsteins an Heidlebacks an
Werncrs, an whin they'd took out
eoold enough SOS they needed raycrea-
6on they wanted to vote. An says Joe
chamberlain, he says. Be hivins, they
nall vote he says Is it, he says,
possible that at this stage " tn
worlds progress he says, an English
Gintleman shud be denied he says,
III right to dhrop of thrain amy
where in tn CIVILIZED wurruld an cast
his impeeryal vote?' he says. Give
thin tn franchise, he says, or be this
an be that he says, fr we have put
our hand to tn plow.' he says, an we
will not turn back he says.
''Kruger, that's the main guy Nv tn
Dutch, fine man, Hinissy, that looks
IKE Casey's goat an has nanny iv tn
same peculyarities,' he says. All r
right he says. I'll give thin tn fran
else, he says. 'Whin? says Joe Cham
berlain. In me will says Kruger.
'Whin | die he says, AN hope to be
. hundred II keep on smokn' befure
Breakfast he says. I'll bequeath to
me frinds, tn English, or such iv thin
~ was here befure came tn inalien-
able an sacred right to demand firm
me SUCCESSOR tn privilege Nv elictin'
IN alderman he says. But he says,
in tn manetime, he says, well lave
things tn way they are,' he says. I'm
DID, he says, an not goodlookin',' he
says, an me clothes don't fit an they
may be marks of food on me vest he
says, but I'm not more thin half crazy
an amy time we find me givin' any
wan chanst to vote me into a job
drhivin' mule an put in an English
prisidint Nv this raypublic,' he says,
we may conclude that yer Uncle Paul
needs guarjeen,' he says.
Far be 1t firm me to suggest amy
but peaceful measures, says Sir Alfred
Milner that's tn lad they have down
m Africa, tn Injun agent, 'fr tn Eng
lish al Dutch should wurruk together
like brothers f'r tn removal Nv tn nay
CUR pcpylation,' he says, but he says,
as a brother l politely suggest to We
that If ye don't give us what we want
we'll Land we fraternal punch he
says. FRI he says. we have put our
hand t. tn plow, he says, an we can
not tun back he says
what Sir Alfred Miner says is
thrue, says Lord Selborne, an what
tn dlTyle he has to to about 1t din
nav. III situation Is SUCH he says,
as to be intol'rable to a silf-rayspictin'
Englisaman. he says. What crime,
he say, that tn men who ARE takin'
most Nv tn money out Nv tn country
shud not be allowed to stick in amy
Nv tn votes, he says. We have, as
Shakespeare says, put our hand to tn
plow,' lie says an we canot turn back,
he says. j agree corjally with tn
noble l.id on tn Fred lounge abaft
me- says Lord Salisbury. With tn
echoes CT me own noble sintimints on
tn pGg2s proclamation iv me good
frind, n Gear of Rooshia, still ringin
in moreais. he says, 1t wud i'll become
me t. speak Of force, he says. 81 wud
on'y rsy that il III Transvaal raypub
lie wud rather have Dum-dum bull
let IN it3 tum-tpm thin grant to Eng
llshm( 4,th r-right TO run tn govern
mint, lin tn 1'ransvaal raypublicll
have i}th, he says. i will add he
says, hat we have put our hand 10
tn pl, : an we win not turn back. he
says
"Wc !, sir, twas up to Kruger an
he XII ;bed tn ashes out iy his pire
on his lst'an' says he, gintlemcn,' he
says, Hud like 10 do Inc best To H.
comm Ate ye, he says 'Nawthln'
short severe attack iy sickness
wud I me 50 much as to see long
lines l-aG'ierncn marehln up to
tn pc an l3aosiin her blllots
agin H. tapr. ildint, he says but,
lie sa, I'm an old man. he says. i
vas u ed young an I've niver done
annyti pg since he SAWS L wIim't
know yslat do without it,, he SAYS
What 70 propnse Is TO mako AN rX,