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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06
OBITUARY.
aire. Eveline CnndiG.

CHAMBLISSBURG, VA, oct. {-Spe-
cial.-Mrs Eveliue Cundin. sister Of +.
w. Whitley, Of Clevilas, md widow of
Wash. Cundff. who died in a Federal
prison during the war between the States,
died Sunday and was buried Monday at
the old Whitley burying-g ground, on the
farm now owned by Bruce Goad She
was more than seventy years old. She
leaves a brother. also, on the north side
of Bedford county. She leaves some mar
RED daughters and a son. One son LETT
home years ago, and il Is not known
whether he is living or not. He was
railroad man the last heard of him. She
lost son fourteen years old during the
war between the States, and also had
little daughter burned to death.
Mrs. Cundiff was a consistent member
Of Emmanuel NJ. f. Church South, for
many years.
Gustavus VI. Sykes.
Mr.. Gustavus NJ. Sykes died at his late
residence, III west Clay street, yesterday
morning aged forty-eight years Mr..
sykes had been III for several years. He
leaves a widow and five children.
Mr. Sykes and his uncle, Mr.. Gustavus
Sykes founded the Petersburg Index
Appoa ard for a number Of years con-
duciei Chat newspaper. He later remov-'
ed TO this city and engaged In business.
About four years ago poor health neces-
STATED his retiring from active business.
The funeral will be held from his late
residence tomorrow afternoon at 3
o'clock, Rev. f. II. Rawlings, Of the
Clay Street Methodist church. will con-
duct the services.
Mrs Lorctto Phillips Snider.
I COff xxrffe ~
w. A. Snider died at the residence of
her husband. No 2l1 south Fourth street.
yesterday afternoon at o'clock. she
was the youngest daughter of the late
Miles 7. Phillips. and was a woman Of
fine Christian character She was MEN,
Der Of ST. Marks Episcopal church. Mrs.
Snlder had been an invalid for twelve
years and bore her sufferings with a
beautiful spirit of resignation.
The funeral arrangements have not yet
been made.
William ID. Garvin.
BERRYVILDE. VA, Oct. Especial
Mr.. William ID. Garvin, a prominent
grain dealer OF Boyce. Clark county, died
Wednesday night at his home. at the lat
ter place. after protracted illness with
typhoid fSver.
Mr.. Garvin was thirty-four years OF age
and leaves a wife aud five children. The
ir'errer' VII be o. Friday IN Wnches-
ter. and will be made with Masonic hon
ors.
W. H. Griffin.
FREDERICKSBURG. VA. oct. g.
Special.-Mr. w L. Griffin. who came
here about n month ago from Urbanna.
Middlesex county, and engaged in the
oyster business. died last night after 70
ttfx "a.
was a native OF Portsmouth, Va.
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06
Standing of the Clubs.
r1tshnre. o: st. Lonis. @.

ST. LOUIS. NO. october 5.-1ne Pirates
made ii four straight to-day. The Per-
icctos hammered Gray's shoots, and he
was taken out. Lever. who replaced
him. was .nvincible. Attendance, $500
score: r. II. T.
ST. Louis .......... o00l 90 4 0 10 10
Pittsburg ........ 4 0 O 900 2 3x-9 10
batteries: Sudhoff and O'Connor; Gray
Lever. Bowerman and Schriver Um-
Dire-NcDoDald. Time 2.0.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06

IA MOTHERHOOD Is womans natural destiny 49,
MI Many women denied the happiness OF cniidren
A'A through some arrangement OF the geheia''' s
Actual barrenness is ut,
Among the many triumphs of Lydia E. Pinkhams 'ee"D
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06
CURTLER MERCER,
Notable Marriage in Orange County.
Guests From Afar.

GRANGE Va. oct. j.-Special-WH-
liam Henry Ricketts, Curtler Of New York
and Miss. Alice Blackford Mercer Oh
orange county Va, were married to-day
at Emanuel Episcopal church, Raplddh'
Va. at - o'clock NJ.
The Rev. Mr.. Cross assisted by Rev Mt.
Murray officiated The wedding party
consisting Of guests from New YORK Bal
timore and Lynchburg as well as from
this vicinity were entertained AZ Dreth-
fast az Summarizes. the home OF MI
Freeman. hrother-in-law Of the bride
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06

In the sixth heat Tlmberlake, Of White
Hall Farm. Baltimore. Nd. was set back
10 third place for running His owner
protested the race. ,,,.
Money was awarded-First. Maggie
Carroll: second. Undertake, third. T1ger
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06
LEVERS SHOOTS
HARD TO SOLVE
And the Perfectos Went Down Before
Pittsburg Yesterday.
COLONIES SCORED A SHUT OUT.
waddclI Had the Reds at His Mercy
and Gave Them No Quarter.
Brooklyn Lost to the Senators,
Too The Other Games.


Boston. 3. New York, 3.
Washington. 4; Brooklyn. ],
Louisville. 4. Cincinnati 0.
Pittsburg. ?. ST. Louis, 6.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06

Of the wire. Lord Vincent won the great
stake by sheer pluck. Best time. 2:OsH.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06

score: R.HE.
81. Louis .......... OO010O401--6 Is
Pittsburg ........ 0 0O0O2 Ks 10
batteries: sudhoff and OConnor; Gray
Lever Bowerman and Schriver. UNI
pire-McDonald. Time. 2:0l.
Baltimore. =; Philadelphia, =.
BALTIMORE, October Both Nops
anc Donahue We're in fine condition to-
day Though Nops was hit harder, not
a run would have been scored by the
visitors had Smith not dropped thrown
ball, allowing Lauder to cross the plate IN
the NTH. The game resulted in tie
being called az the end OF the ninth on
account OF darkness.
Score: X ri. T..
baltimore .........OO0 OOO2O o..
Philadelphia ...... O00O2 1000 %
Batteries: Nops and Smith: Donahue
and Mcfarland. Umpires-M lnassau and
Snyder Attendance. 1859.
Louisville. 4: Cincinnati. o.
CINCINNATI, O.. October 5.-Waddell
had the Reds at his mercy to-day, and
shut them out with ease. Frisk pitched
good ball in all but the third inning when
the Colonies punched four hits. Atten-
dance, 200.
Cincinnati ........ OOOOOOOOO
Louisville ........ OO3O O1OO0L
Batteries: Frisk and Kahn; Wadden
ana Lattimer. Umpire-O'Day Time,
l:O.
Washington. 4; Brooklyn, 4.
WASHINGTON. October 5.-Opportune
hitting and good pitching won to-day's
game for the Senators. The Brooklyn
men could not bunch their hits Atten-
scor.. r. IT, T.
washington O2OOOO11x-4 10 1
BROOKLYN .........Ol0 600 1000 o.
BATTERIES: Dlnoen and McManus; Dunn
and Mcclure. Umpire-Emsl!e. Time, lA5.
Boston. %; New York, 3.
BOSTON, October 5.-Boston made it
five straight to-day. Seymour ives very
wild. giving seven bases on balls and
hitting a man. The sharp work Of the
Boston infcld was a feature. Attendance
s75
scora. r. II. f.
boston ............1204 2X-9 II I
New York ......... OOO03OOO 0-S
Batteries: Meekln and Sullivan; Sey-
mour and Warner. Umpdres-Swartwood
ana Hunt. Time. 1853.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06
Aiurphy-Lillis.

ROANOKE, VA. oct. 5-Special.-P. \.
Murphy was married tonight az ST. An
drew's church to Miss Mollle Lillis. w.
II. Stinnett was best man and Miss Agnes
Crowley. maid Of honor. The ceremony
was performed by Rev. Father Inch.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06
Eichnrdsnn-Sm th.

Mr.. RAYMOND r. Richardson and Miss
Emma Smith were married Wednesday
morning at $3.50 o'clock at Shady Grove
church. Hanover county. The ceremony
was performed by Rev. Mr.. Leftwich,
pastor OF that church. This marriage was
the social event OF tho season, both par
ties being widely known
Miss Belle Smith acted as maid Of honor
and Mr.. A. 3. Di@kerson as best man.
The ushers were Messrs. W. \. Turner
Frank A. Dalton. George c. PoindeNter
and j. H. Reddy, Jr.
Miss Smith is a daughter OF Mr.. q. &.
Smith, of Hanover county. a prosperous
farmer, and owner of beautiful country
home.
Mr.. Richardson has for some time been
connected with the Equitable Lie lnsui
ance Co, in this city. but has recently
been moved TO Winston. y. c. Alter
an extended tour through the South Mt.
and Mrs Richardson will return 10 'h'"
home In Winston. An elegant reception
was rendered the ushers and other mem.
bers Of the bridal party az the nome u
Mr.. Smith Thursday night.
Rev. Mr.. Gibb.e 10 Wed.
Rev. John Benners Gibble, rector -
ST. Paufs Episcopal church' ehFo"'
Texas. is III, guest Of his brOther' SIT.
j. X Gibble. near Barton Heights. lie
is en- route 10 wilmington y - Where
he will go To be married 10 MISS Jo',lh
Moore OF that city. Mss Moore Is de.
scendant of former Governor Moore, OF
North Carolina, and Is one OF the most
popular young ladies in Wilmington
The wedding will take place on October
10Th.
Nr. BnnL or ~ We'd Miss PAYNE
Mr.. and Mrs. Junlus II. Payne have s.
sued invitations 10 tn marriage OF their
daughter. Margaret Hinton. to Mr.. James
Moffett Booker, at Park Place NJ. T..
church, Monday, october 10th, ~ o'clock
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06
THE NORFOLK RACES.

4 Good Track aud Excellent Sport
divided.
NORFOLK, VA, oct 5,-Special.-The
attendance to-day az the Virginia State
ar was large and good sport was again
.rl yided The track was IN exec lent
condition. Rain threatened, but did not
fall. Summarize.
First race-e.2l trotting: purse. 500:
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06
THE YACHT RACE
AGAIN A FAILURE
Second Attempt to Test Their Speed
Worse Than the First.
THE SHAMROCK LED SLIGHTLY.
But Little Could lie 1oid of the Re-
spective Merits OF the Two Racers
i'm Good Brecze-Poor
View From the Shore.
THE SHAMROCK LED SLIGHTLY.

NEW YORK, oct again to-day the
sea refused the Shamrock and Columbia
a field of conflict; again to-day the null
titude which went out to watch The con-
testants for the yachting championship
of the world retu rnod disappointed and
not little disguised. The question OF
supremacy Of the two great yachts is
still as much an open question as before
they FIST met. as the contest to-day was.
in sons respects more Of a nuke than
that Of Tuesday. II was "A drifting match
almost from start to finish.
The yachts crossed the line with
breeze of five knots and the wind never
blew more than six knots, most OF the
time less than three and part of the time
not breath of air was stirring. After
sailing four hours and forty-three min
utes. the yachts having covered only
twelve miles Of the course to the outer
mark. the Regatta Committee declared
the race off, as it was manifestly impos-
sible with the breeze then blowing, for
the boats TO round the stake before the
time limit expired, much less TO get back
home again.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06
SORROWS
OF
STERELgyY

Vegetable Compound | had child which lived only SIX
hours The said did have the proper nourshmeh
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-10-06
William ID. Garvin.

FREDEDRICKSBURG. VA. oct. g.
special.-Mr. w. l.. Griffin. who came
here about n month ago from Urbanna.
Middlesex county. and engaged in the
oyster business. died last night after 70
short illness. aged thirty-six years. He
was native Of Portsmouth. Va.
New-York tribune., 1899-06-18
i TRADE ~ WAR MEDALS.

VARIOUS WAYS ~ WHICH THEY ARE DISPOSED
OF AND USES To WHICH THEY ARE PUT
From The Regiment.
War medals mostly won at the cost Of peril
and privaton. are paWned by pOssessors and
never redeemed. or are sent to the hammer by
needy relatives on the decease Of the veterans
II may be here noted that no man on the army
/ uCtiVe strength is allowed To pledge his media =.
As is Vcll known war decorations that pass Dy
the means stated and otherwise, into COM
mcrCc are eagerly purchased by dealers. who
dispose OF them 10 museums, also to private
collectors Of every grade from American MILL
ion; Tres 10 British rublicans
7 hese disks OF silver especially thps" awarded
for modern campaigns, from the Crimean ar
downward. are occasionally put 10y dealers 10
novel uses. BY the aid Of a bicWpiUe the IN
scription on the edg- can Doc filled with SILVER.
when the surface II need be is ready for rr-
cngraVing Doctoring IF tho name rank and
regiment by the method mentioned rs common
IN the trade. SO II may be- that tn" NlrtuoS'
who imaGinos h. possesses memento OF "a"
lat gallant Gt neral Fltz Carnage. k {. -, VINO
DISTINGUISHED himself at BdlaklaVa. would hc
shocked II h. knew that his pet curio is a iraui
and that il belonged % old Tommy Atkins. u
the On-ty-onoth Foot. who pa"n"d 10 before h'
retired into the Workholse to uie.
Again. officers serving or retred sometimes
lose their medals or have them f"lonousIN
annexed Sooner than 20 through the war
Ohic. rcd tape mill 10 procure duphcates pee
I.ttcrrd medals are obtained from deaiet*' Men
dicants get hold Of medals in order 10 eXhIpIt
them To- CTeluIOuS ana ''I'N Nolt'lt i''tNF tA''''
thus extract q more liberal aims. War decotd-
tons are also occasionally sportrd h} on
armed or Singlo-lagg,d org1n-srinders. Suth
gentry warrant themselves To b" British. ana
lIeai FOR patronag" matter of national
sentiment and opposed 10 the claims ot th'
Saffron Hi musical contingent OF invaders.
tt se medal displaying humbugS arc seldom
ex-soldirrs far less have they been disabled IN
activ. service They are at times considera"y
..oit' i'm respect Of a biz IF medal ribbon SHOWN
for instance" an organ grinder Of about hyc
ard-twcnty years OF az" was ob~' rv"d IN H"l.
born tn other day sporting the Crmean ana
Mutiny ribbons,
Sometimes an actor possessed Of a passion f. p
realism who may have 10 impcrsonat' on IN"
stage the hero OF a hundred fights. invests III
real medals with which 10 cover thr breast 'i
tjs tunic Also genuin' war decorations ad'iH
th, uniformed prosontwents OF eminent wa
riors i'm the b"st-claSs wax exhibitions through
out tn,. country. y year or two ago para
graph went he rounds Of the papers To the
effect that king VI tribe on the West Coast
IF Africa had a mania for collecting flltlSh war
medals and that city firm h1t a standing
order To- supply his sable majesty. Ihr KING
cwred a mdjor-gcneraIs tHnic On Which wire
sewn-both back and front and from collar ip
tai's-mcdals and clasps from those oi ihr
Peninsula and Waterloo downward. This gar
ment tn monarch proudly sported on extra
special state occasions
New-York tribune., 1899-06-18
REACHED UP INTO KANSAS.

sea somewhere from fifty fathoms to five hun
dred in depth In the waters Of that period and
locality nourished fishes Of enormous size, and
lizards that were still larger. Among the latter
was a type OF creature that is now called tyio-
,aurus by the experts in such matters.
BY d combination of circumstances that can
only be surmised at the present time. one OF
these SEA lizards happened to be caught in an
accumulation Of the tiny shells that form the
chalk deposits Of the interior OF the continent
Subsequent rock formations buried him more
deeply than ever. and also served 10 ilatten him
out like a pancake. When alive h" was prob
ably i tribe over thirty feet lons and fully nine
feet in circumference at his waist His jaws
which looked like those Of crocodile. We're four
feet in length His teeth prove that ne was
carniyorous in taste and habit Along his back,
New-York tribune., 1899-06-18

more or Jess about fossil remains. happened
along at the time and spied it. He appreciated
the rarity Of the specimen and instituted a care
ful search for the rest OF the creatures bones
The task Of exhuming gigantic fossils is a deli
cate one. but Mr.. Bourne made a good job Of it,
Subsequently. the American Museum Of Natural
History was informed in regard to the lizard
ana negotiations for its transfer to New-York
were undertaken. These resulted successfully
and the tylosaurus is now on exhibition at the
metropolis Of the New World.
We are able to fix the age Of this lizard"
said Dr ". y. Matthew. assistant curator Of
paleontology at the Museum. one day last
week. by the fact that it was found in chalky
rocks He belongs to the Cretaceous period Of
geological history. which you remember comes
a little later than the Jurassic in which the
New-York tribune., 1899-06-18

dinosaurs or land lizards. abound. This speci-
men then. is not quite so old as that wonderful
din1saur that was shown few months ago at
the New-York Academy Of Sciences exhibition
The region in which the ,ylosaurus was found
resembles in a general way that in which We
prospected for fossils in Colorado last year
However the primitive camels and the little
girane-likc camel that were found there repre-
sent a later period than the lizard Of Kan
sas.
Other fossils OF this particular type have
been found. some in N@w-Jersey and some IN
Kansas. But the ono We have secured for re
Museum Of Natural History is by all odds, the
best preserved specimen now known. Except
for about two feet OF the extreme tip of the
tail and small portions II the cart.!ages around
the neck and shoulders. it IS sIngulary com
New-York tribune., 1899-06-18

Inasmuch as the specimen was squeezed down
% rfcctly fiat when found the ribs and limbs
We're distorted considerably II was difficult. if
not impraCticable. 10 restore the thing % its
proper form. Instead. il was deemed best to
mount IL fiat. The component pieces are of
reddish-brown or cOppery hue. II happy
thought TO imbed them in the very chalk in
which the specimen was found. The whole
panel is arranged in a vertical position. like
memorial tablet which in fact. it is The tylo-
saurus is not done in bronze but in silica, the
material that filters into and replaces the oriSi-
nal bone in fOssiliZation.
Charles knight. whose combination Of scien-
tfc knowledge. artistic skill and TaleontolOsi-
cal Imagination has enabled him to paint several
striking pictures Of extinct types of animal
life. has made a clay model Of the tylosaurus,
New-York tribune., 1899-06-18

from neck to tail, was low. thick name or
'friI" as the scientists call it.
While he was frsking around after 1000 III
those far-away times-millions and millions ana
ui-i-i-l-illions Of years ago-this tylosaurus 1T
tie dreamed that he would achieve fame de-
MED to his contemporaries. But as luck would
have it-luck has more than pure merit to do
with these things, sometimes-the tip end OF his
tail was exposed about two years ago out IL
the Bad Land region Of Western Kansas. a
resident OF Scott City. W. c. Bourne. who kne"
New-York tribune., 1899-06-18
p1cRIc lcID ForyD THE THIEF.

Paris correspondence Of The London Post
\ rich American ding in the ST Georg
quarter here. had been for some little time past
tn. victim II systematic thefts Banknotes and
money not left under lock and key disappeared
regularly NJ COrnett. the CommIssary Of I'-
lice was informed ~ the robberies. He found 10
would be- impossible 10 keep an effective Watrh
on the bedroom where the tneftS occurred. but
he adopted stratagem which turned out sue
c-ssfully. \ small vial containing mixture of
picric acid and usChine was placed On metal
case for holding gold and a few Napoieons wer'
placed on top. In order 10 get our the gold. th"
metal case had to be- held upside down ana
then of course. the chemical preparation Woud
run out and stain the thlefs hands bright and
fndelible yellow As soon as some ~ the gold
was missed VI Corn tte summoned ai On" SER
wants t0 his presence. Tho Wallets fingers h"-
tray-d him Realizing tho us-I--Sur-S pf deny
ing when caught yellow handed. n confessed
and was duly iockcd up-
New-York tribune., 1899-06-18

~ him. what do 20 call this?" He winked al
the rest The history Of Peters losses was w w
known TO all lie was pointing u the "e@'H9'
beaten notice.
"What?" asked Peter. strangely. -,
IsYou amt got this IeadIn' right. she says
'dfteen hundred feet The law says she ousiligr ~.
g. ~ . I'm poin' I Jump her on you" Ihe
statement was ridiculous. Everybody kne" !"
and prepared TO laugh, loud-mouthed .,..A
fba beart Mon said at his trial that II was
the most brutal and unprovoked murder they
had ever known
New-York tribune., 1899-06-18

plete. As shown the skeleton is only about
twenty-eght eeet long. but it is estimated that
with the missing portion OF the tail the fossil
would measure thirty feet and four inches.
The nearest relative Of this creature now ly-
ing is believed to be the monitor lizard OF the
Nile which is much smaller. We have two OF
them here. preserved in bottles. The tyiosau-
rus has q remarkably long AMI powerful tail
Ii was evidently a great swimmer. II had four
webbed. paddle-ke limbs or hippers. but these
were Of use only in steering. not in propulsion"
New-York tribune., 1899-06-18

from which he is now executing a spirited re-
production in water-coor. The model and paint
ing admirably supplement the information ron.
vcyed by the fossil.
New-York tribune., 1899-06-18
AN ANCIENT SEA LIZARD
THE NEW WONDER AT THE MUSEUM OF
NATURAL HISTORY.

TYLOsACRUs THAT FLoCRIsHED IN SALT
WATER WHEN THE GULF OF MEXICO
REACHED UP INTO KANSAS
once upon a time. long befoI Columbus
crossed the Atlantic. long beforehand existed
on the earth, long before there were rcnkeys.
horses. sheep. camels or even birds. he con
hguraton Of North America was vers >ifferent
from what it is now The Guf % Mexico
reached UP the Mississippi Valley almost or
quite to Canada. and out whore now one sees
the rolling praires Of Kansas there was a salt
New-York tribune., 1899-06-18

VARIOUS WAYS ~ WHICH THEY ARE DISPOSED
OF AND USES To WHICH THEY ARE PUT
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-03-17
OUR NEIGHBORS.
ELLIN WOOD.

from the Leeucrs
The Nj. w. of A. will give a grand
ball here. on Easter Monday night
April 3
Old Father Neptune lives out at
Garden City. He has quit the sea
and gone TO raising sheep.
The Ellin wood Hunting club have
begun the erection of fine new club
house On their Salt Marsh property.
Tony Auch,tett-r returne If rom the
southern part of the state Saturday
where he has been visiting relatives.
Our sportrmen are enjoying some
splendid hunting along the river and
on the Salt Marsh. The ducks a,e
quite plentiful,
Humes to rent are a scarce article
in this mans town. We do not be-
iisve there is house of any kind
now available for renting purposes.
F. b. Koen, the Cheyenne lake
promoter. spent yesterday in Ellin
wood MIR. Koen is enthusiastic over
the project and claims that it's accom-
plishment ia an absolute certainty
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-03-17
HOISINGTON.
From the Dispatch

From the Dispatch.
The bear rolls up and suck. bis paws,
The squirrel has q moss-lined hole.
|. And stays there where It's warm;
The chipmunk too has sense enough
To keep in when il SHOWS,
But the grounding is blamed old Ounce,
And this year he got froze.
The opinion prevails that the wheat
is injured to some extent.
Several Hoisington people are 6gur
ing on getting boating franchise on
the big lake.
Work has commenced on the Web
Der two story stone building and will
be pushed through as rapidly as possi-
BILE.
II. Boyle sold three thousand
bushels of wheat last week. He has
sixteen teams hauling to Olmitz.
Ira 81. Clark has received summons
to appear at Wichita next Monday as
grand juror in the United States
court which convenes there on that
day.
We have noticed on numerous occa :
sions that the man who is too hard up
to pay for his home paper has money
to pay for drink of whisky.
At Lindsborg last week Rev. Glad
and Miss Helberg were married.
This is case where both were made
twice Glad. 1t is also case where
it is established beyond a peradven-
ture that reverend gentlemen sue
ceeded in converting woman from
Hell.
A young married lady got on con-
ductor Lonberger's train the other
night with her new babe and didn't
have time to purchs sc 8 ticket in ad-
vance. She rendered five dollar
bill to the conductor for her fare.
AS the official took the money he
casually glanced down at the baby
and inquired: Haven't you any,
thing smaller?" in money.
She replied: ''No, I've only been
married year and this is my first
child"