Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1899-11-30

To buy the infa heathen pretty nd socks,
purchase hymn for cannbals wild,
lovely neckte some dus1ky Zulu child;
fact the worthy creature delighted if he could
But fnu new invention in the way of doing good
Jones had kindness dous
On holidays needy folks by largehearted one
How Trapper Norton kept jolly Christmas tide
dining lonely roand the woodland wide,
And stories much the which here and there he found
coming 'round,"
wished that he might do deed that bore the Norton
Andn SEPARATION suffering tramp"
plentiful about the home of Farmer JONES'
mainly, they gave
pleaded "bite" the dog supplied the
Jones himself in times had taught his that
n inspiration spoke his being felt thrill!
them amps Thanksgvu he said bgosh will
I'll be second Norton, and invite them wanderers here
fill their stomacs full of good old cheer
ow Jones, wife, practical and plain,
And did take to doing good just her husbands vein
She chad no love for dirty anps she emphatcaly said,
limited that better half 'goin' off his had;'
here Thanksgvn' Day"
where please her cried
Philanthropy roared Jones' inspired philanthropy bus
stray vagant good chance
And after he detached his dog from the newcomers
He told the latter of the feast which he asked share
And bring umpuous
turkeys plump grace board,
he spoke of puding round and rich with luscious ran stored
Until the happy left with mouth and
morn awne clear and bright and Farmer lone, arose
And in CT day his Sunday Clothes
And after driving Jones otc's"
humble spirit yearned
dog securely n,uzzed chained,
And place renained
hero of his goodness trifc proud,
wished all praises from his should be for him aions
Beneath its plenteous array he to bend
With dne heapd luscious piles shone from end to end
-Four mighty gobbersla lay in state all ready for the fork
legs lambs ribs pork
puddns crowded pumpkin pies doughnu eboed cakes
Said Farmer Jones: that ed strike 'em dumb;
he in the
Aud they did os and threes from east and south
adaucng mouth;
there who begged STOLE and who bathing
shirked,
who and who sighed but tramp who
And there was eay Ragg1es usty Rhodes and sandy Pike
And many another favorte who with delighted grin
Jones gentlemen, pitch
they merry jokes laughs.
turkeys to xray photographs;
puddings shapes, pies wedges few,
potatoes by earthquakes
md of food board scrap to found,
Then with cider filled the glasses all
they'd roast
their kind attention while a
They him with cheers he speak,
friends sd yer appetcs stay,
Cries you averl Day
wish ter state that doing good ter Others bliss;
That hearty And friends simply
Thanigvn tempered -ahem-ee true phlanthropy:"
They drank then for luck and
Then Enlightened Ike" reply said Gents
That this Thanksgivin' worthy
And when think of all we entertainer
wish owned a handkerchief in which a
long to have !iogshead nigh ter weep my mind
Recalls the fact that and this friend
Without little memory
'Fer instance" continued 81 spoons
They'll mind that punes;
And likewise will pocket this ladle, for
Twill think
And Mr.. Raggcs, doubt that teapot there
pretty f"cpsakcike fer though aint fond of
know that Mr.. Jones is pleased it in his eye.
To think we'll all have omethin remember of him by"
The wrahful spang swiftly there
With his clothes securely chair
blessed be the tie that binds" said friends
But tempus S fQgiin; collect souveueers"
And the word that motley crowd with joyous
Began with busnesske dispatch clean their
Appropiaing everything of value the place.
Regardless of the horror shown their victims face
They ummagd through suits,
While Ragges'
They stole the chickens from his the ees from his shelves
they thing liked they calmly themselves
But just before they left each stood with cider glass in fist
While Heightened this
May he live on, slinin' light among his fellow
And another feed Thanlsgvn' again.
Thanksgiving Jones
to gives
His alb
"Phlanthropv though some says is not
And don't do af the good that double charge
50 amps
Far far from house Thanksgiving
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