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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28

The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made is DR.. Kings New
Lie Pills. Every pill is sugar coated
gloDule of health, that changes weak
ness into strength. listlesness into energy.
brain-fag into mental power. They're
wonderful in building up the health.
Only IS cents at Feldmeyer Brothers.
City Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28

The Rev. w. B. Costley. of Stock
bridge. Ga, while attending to his pas
toral duty at Ellenwood, that State, was
attacked by cholera morbus. He says;
"By chance happened to get hold OF
bottle of Chamberlain Colic, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy, and l think il
was the means of saving my life. II re-
lieved me at once" For sale by Feld-
meyer Bros. City Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28
Bitten byaDog.

Harvey Howard, the fifteen-year-old
son of John Howard, machinist of the
Naval Academy. while walking up Prince
George street on Saturday evening. was
set upon and severely bitten on the left
thigh by strange dog. The young man
was taken to the drug store OF DIR. Chas.
b. Henkel, corner OF Prince George street
and MARYLAND avenue, who cauterized
the wound.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28
SACRIFICE SALE Of
SHOES. SHOES.

Ladies fine bright Dongola Leath-
er Shoes. button or lace, coin or
square toe, for per pair. .......
........o .oSc., sI.25 and 81. as
Ladies Black. Tan or Patent
Leather Oxfords. for Soc. upto 81 IS
Children's Tan and Black Oxfords,
some with cloth tops, per pair
only y-.-. soc. ana 5oc
Children's Tan or Black Shoes,
lace or button. coin or square
toe, per pair. $50. to 55c
Misses Lace or Button Shoes, per
pair. .65c. to 81 .25
Mems fine Russet or Black Oxfords
in any style or shape, from per
pair .o8c. to So 90
Mems and Boys Rubber Bottom
Shoes and Slippers, per pair
only. y.............-... SSc. and DOC
Store Opens Daily at a. m. and closes at p. m.
saturdays until II p. m.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28
To Cleanse the system

Efectually yet gently. when costive or
bilious, TO permanently overcome habitual
constipation, TO awaken the kidneys and
liver to healthy activity, without irritat-
ing or weakening them, to dispel head
aches, colds. or fevers. use Syrup OF
Figs, made by the California Fig Syrup
Company.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28
Harbor Items.

The buckeye T A. Creamer, of Annap-
oils. Capt. James Evans, arrived here
Saturday from Curtis Bay with AZ load
of brick, to be used in the construction Of
the back building to Mrs. Owen Iglehart's s
residence on Hanover street.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28
Judge Roberts Dying.

A telegram was received here this
morning from Westminster, summoning
Judge Revell to the bedside OF Judge
Roberts. who was thought to be dying
Judge RevelI left on the early train.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28
Summer Underwear

Mems Super Merino Shirts, each
Observation-Disclosures for. 23c
Mems Fine Balbriggan SHIFTS and
Drawers. each. ............ 23c
Mems Fine Egyptian Combed Bal
briggan Underwear, each for.... 43c
Mems Custom-made Jean Drawers,
bleached or unbleached, each. !. 23c
Ladies Ribbed Summer Vests, each
for. sc. and IOc
Children's Summer Vests, each. -. sc
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28
Suspenders, &c.

Fine assortment of Mems Suspen-
der. for per pair r..............
IOc., I5c 25c., 35c., and 45c
Mems Fancy Carriers. for per pair
................5 Sc. SC. and l5c
Mems Fine Leather Belts, EACH. 25c
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28
Discharged in Bankruptcy

Among those discharged in bankrupt
cy in the United States District Court,
Baltimore. was John B. Wells. of Anne
Arundel county.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28

Bay Riege, it is said, win close Sep
tember Is.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28
Bathing Suits.

Mems Fine Jersey Bathing Suits.
in fancy colors, for per suit.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28
ACRIFICE SALE Of
NeckWear.

Large assortment fancy colored Per-
Gale String and Bow Starts, reg
ular ioc. value, for. sc
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-08-28
PHILIP MILLER 5
AUG u g T
SACRIFICE /. SALEH
OF MEMS
Summer W6dr.
S IR S

y n | X | 3.
Mems Fine Laundered Percale
Shirts, worth soc. for. ..... 39c
Mems Fine Soft Finish Percale
Shirts. collars and / pair cuffs
to match every shirt, worth 75c.,
for. 45c
Mems Fancy Colored Bosom Laun-
dered Shirts, with cuffs to match
worth 75c., for. r.............. 45c
Mems good washable Unlaundered
Shirts, worth 3oc.. for. ....... 25c
Mems Soft Finish and Laundered
Madras Shirts with cuffs to match
regular 75c. value. for...... 45c
Mems Soft Finish Madras Shirts,
with collars and cuffs to match.
very stylish patterns, regularly
sold for 75c. and 81 90, for. -. 69o
Mems all-silk front Negligee Shirts
in assorted fancy patterns, our
regular price 81 90, for ..... S9c
Boys Fine Laundered Soft Finish
Percale Shirts, worth So. for. -. 35c
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29

1t is to be borne in mind that the year
1900 is not leap year. although divisible
by four. Under the Gregorian calendar
the year consists approximately OF 1856
days, 5 hours, 49 minutes and IL seconds
The accumulated surplus over and above
the 1866 days, amounts, in the course of a
Century, to very nearly 24A days. To
indulge i'll leap year every four years
would require enough remnants of time
stuff to make up 25 days for every cen
tury.' The arrangement in practical use
allows "a leap years each for three con-
secutive centuries, and then gives the
fourth century 25 such days. Thus,
though it is not likely to concern many
of us in an immediate, practical way, i,
may be remarked that the twentieth cen.
tury will be one day longer than the
nineteenth, since it is arranged that the
twenty-fitth leap year which is assigned
to every fourth century shall be brought
into the calendar of the year that's divis.
i5le by 400. The failure to sacrifice
three quadrennial. leap years-that is to
say, three extra days in every four cen.
turies-has led to the discrepancy be.
tween what is known as the Julian, OF
old-style calendar. and the Gregorian.-
From 'eThe Progress of the World" in
the American Monthly Review of Re
views for January.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29
Campaigning in the Philippines

campaigning in the Philippines"
A book Of over 400 pages with nearly
300 beautiful illustrations of troops in ac-
ton and scenes in the Philippine Islands,
published by the Hicks-Judd Publishing
Company of San Francisco, the only pub
fishers i'll the United States who sent
representatives to Manila especially to
compile history of the war. AS many
as % writer's were engaged in the work
in Manila, many of whom were with the
troops in their various engagements and
they were permitted to use official re-
cords TO verify their reports. Maps OF
battlefields made by all official map
maker in the 9th Army Corps enables
the reader to follow closely the move
ment of troops.
Description of Philippine Islands giving
statistical and other information as to
climatic conditions. resources, ETC., and
an account of the trip to Manila, taking
the reader to Honolulu and through
Japan and China, are interesting features
of the book. The North Dakota special
edition contains complete history of
the 1st North Dakota Vol. regiment in
the Philippine campaign, and also the
name, postoffice address and occupation
Of every member of the regiment, to-
gether with lists of killed and wounded,
deaths by disease, promotions, dis
charges, etc, and also cuts Of each COM
pany and officers of the regiment. 1t is
vouched for as officially correct by GER
tiicate from the colonel.
Advance sale over 5000 volumes in
Manila shows the faith of soldiers in the
publication. 1t is sold by subscription
only and returning soldiers have been
employed almost exclusively thus far and
have found in this very lucrative employ
ment. A few more agents wanted in
this state. Address The Hicks Judd
Publishing Company, 21 First ST., San
| FranciSco.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29

They had a great snake up in Cali
fornia this week and one town, San
Jacinto, was pretty nearly destroyed.
Fortunately but few lives were lost. And
still some people prefer that sort of
"climate" to this of North Dakota.
There's billiards., cyclones and earth
quakes-these three-but the greatest
terror of these is not the blizzard. It's
like the darkey's description of the diff
ference between steamboat explosion
and railroad wreck. "When 'er boat
blows up, dar you am! but when 'er cars
go smash, whar am you" From bliz-
yards of the air, we may have our nests;
the cyclone country has its holes, but
when the earthquake comes, one wants
nothing over his head and feels as though
he had nothing under his feet.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29
court Calendar.


the following is list OF civil and GRIM
inal cases to be tried at the January term
Of court:
CIVIL CASES.
VIM Deering & Co, VS. H A Mayo
Creamery Co ct al.
VIM Churchill VS. John ] Vhelan.
c Herdrickson VS. Thomas Edwards.
State of North Dakota VS. Edward
Frost.
Borte Brothers VS. Angus & Duncan.
Geo Ganssle VS. Robert Wilson.
Peerless Machine Company VS. Arthur
VAndell.
Mary Simmons VS. w 8. B James.
August Elk VS. Edward Koehler.
o Hamilton VS. Charles Stark.
First National Bank Of St. Thomas VS.
George Glass and w ] McCabe.
NJ ] Soards VS. Minneapolis Threshing
Machine Company.
Samuel Hast VS. The Vanbrunt &
Wilkins Manufacturing Company.
Oscar E Nash VS. Frank E. Wilson.
lVm.'P DePuy and Herbert c DePuy,
comprising the firm of DcPuy & DePuy
VS. James Paske ct al.
Standard Rope & rwine Co, corpor-
alton, VS. John and Lottie Benson.
In the matter Of the estate of Oiafur
Jonasson, deceased.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29
His Life was Saved.

MIR. ]. E. Lilly, prominent citizen OF
Hannibal, Mo-, lately had a wonderful
deliverance from frightiul death. In
telling of it he says: II was taken with
typhoid fever. that ran into pneumonia;
my lungs became hardened. was so
weak couldn't even sit up in bed.
Nothing helped me. expected to soon
die of consumption, when heard of DR..
Kings New Discovery. One bottle gave
great lelief; l continued to use it, and
now am we'll and strong, can't say too
muce in its praise" This marvellous
medicine is the surest and quickest cure
in the world for all throat and lung trou-
BILE. Regular sizes Soc and Il. Trial
bottles free at T. r. Shaw's drug store;
every bottle guaranteed.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29
"sH1vnR-REE'

The several newspaper accounts of the
recent unfortunate shooting affair in the
southwestern part ofthis county, shows
that the majority of the boys "fell down.
on the proper spelling of the word "cha-
rivari." We had rather expected that
Deacon Wardwell would call their at
tention to this matter, but for some un-
accountable reason thus far he has failed
to do so.-Neche Chronotype.
We have no criticism. We hunted a
half hour in the dictionary before we
found it ourselves, and we think some of
the boys couldn't find it at all, and so
had to guess it. Everybody speaks it
"shiver-ree," and it isn't found under
stshiv."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29
Bids to- Build Sidewalk.

Bids are invited to build sidewalk or
Ramsey Street along the front of lots l.
p, and in Block "a, City Of Pembina
Said sidewalk to be of good sound incl
boards, to be four feet in width, and te
be we'll nailed to three stringers of gooe
2x4 scantling. Bids to be endorsed
"Bid for building sidewalk" addressed
to the undersigned, and del;ved at his
office OH or before six O'Clock p. nl.,
January 8, 1899. No bid nee .ssarily ac.
cepted. BY order City Council.
25-6 F. A. WARDWELL,
City Auditor.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
NTAn QFTICERA.

sTAf1 OFFICERS.
q. 8. Representative, B. +. Spalding.
Senators, 3. G. Hansbrough, p. McCumber
Governor, B. f. Fanchier.
Lieut.. Governor, ]. II. Devtne.
Secretary Of State, Fred Falley.
State Treasurer, D. w. DriecoM.
State Auditor, 4. N. Carlblom.
Attorney General, John Cowan.
Judges Supreme Court, n. g. Young, Al.
Railroad Commiesioners, John Simons,
Henry Erickson, L. L. Walton.
superintendent OF Public Instruction, ].
g. Halland.
Commissioner Of Insurance, g. w. .Harri-
son.
Commissioner of Agriculture and Labor,
II. d. Thomas.
First District, Judson LaMoure. Pembina.
Second District, James Fuller, st. Thomas
REPREeENTArIvIs.
First District, w. J. Watt, Hyde Park,
j. d. Wallace, Drayton.
Second District, 3. n. Restemayer. Cava.
lier, Sohn Thordarson, Hensel.
Judge Of the District Court, seventh Ju.
dicial District, o. 3. Sauter, Grafton.
Clerk Of District Court, A. L. Airth.
COUNTY OFFICERS.
States Attorney. w. ]. Burke.
Sheriff. f. j. Farrow.
Auditor, Paul Williams
Treasurer, Robert Mcbride.
Register Of Deeds, J. NJ. Chisholm.
County Judge, v. Quackcnbush
Superintendent of Schools, c. e. jackson.
Surveyor s. O. McGuin.
;oroner, DR.. u. +. Erskine.
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS.
First District, F. G. Myrlck, Pembina.
Second District, 8. j. Sigfusson, Mountain
Third District, Geo. Taylor. Bathgate.
Fourth District, j. P. Hicks, Neche.
Fifth District, II. P. Often, st. Thomas.
COUNTY JUSTICES.
G. murphy Neche.
j. r. Joy. GlassOn.
e. H Bergman. Gardar.
e. L. Buck, Crystal.
COUNTY CoNsTABLRs.
Thos. McFadden. Neche.
9. E. Flora. Walhalla.
Mars hall Jackeou, Neche.
A. b. Follins. Crystal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29
The Pioneer Express.
JOY MORE THAN SADNESS.

There is an iconoclastic sort of editor
down in Fessenden, this state. who runs
the Free Press and whose name is Mark
Hunt. Editor Hunts editorials are al
ways of unique sort. Sometimes he
writes what most people believe but
mostly what most people don't believe.
Last week he took our friend and con-
temporary. Editor Hassing, to task for
too much levity. This we have nothing
to do with, for Hastings Jokes are his
own funeral and he must settle the bill
with the Free Press grave-digger.
Bus Editor Hunt reverses the proverb
and steps from ridicuIe Of the Hassing-
esque humor to such solemn sentiments
as these.
''It is source of much wonder why
happiness, JOY, takes the form of idiocy.
Sorrow brings the intellect to life, and
grief stings the brain to action. This is
proved by the history of all great minds
and men. Joy sends the brain reeling as
does wine. Hubbard says, "No man
has lived until he has said My God! my
God! why must suffer so!'' No man
has lived until he has confronted brain
full ofliving, burning thoughts. Heaven
on earth would soon wipe out all intel
llectual lite. But we have wandered.
We sigh and come back to Hassing, but
then, why? He is not worth coming
back to after having quoted Hubbard.
We forgive him as we would child with
new toy. Toys will grow old and be-
come tiresome after a time. His will
Also"
Now we don't know 'Hubbard," and
possibly we thereby confess our own
ignorance. but We do know Hassing,
and Hastings jokes are more worthy Of
preservation than Hubbard's nonsense.
That man can't have sense, genius,
bra MS, without sorrow is like th,t other
lie, that genius anI wl,iskey are nearly
inseparable.
Extremes OF mental excitement be
they sorrow or other occasion, may stir
up brains to unwonted efforts. but there
must.b be brains to stir, and there are
many other things beside sorrow to stir
the brain, and hundreds and thousands
of the brightest minds of earth have
shone as stars Of the first magnitude,
who happily never have had occas on to
Say my God! why must suffer so?" or
at least to make that bitter cry in the
sense Of greater suffering than is the
common lot Of humanity. And ordinary
suffering doen't make men Of genius for
then all would be men Of mark-or like
Mark.
Longsellow's psalm of Life" was not
the song Of despairing sorrow, and the
people will sing it with gladness for ages
I to come, Will. the misanthropic reveries
q Of the Raven" will go croaking down
the ais'es of time as surcease of sor-
row." not Of the world, but only Of the
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29

unhappy author. There is truth in the
line There's not a string attuned to
mirth but hath its chord in melancholy, 1"
but the reverse is not true. Joy may
strike both notes but sadness only sounds
its own.
Let us thank the great Creator, at this
blessed ioy-time of Christmas, that there
is more joy than sorrow and that joy is
by far greater incentive to the best
efforts of mind and body than sadness.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29

the following is list OF civil and Grim
inal cases to be tried at the January term
Of court:
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29
Bids to- Building Sid ewalk.

Bids are invited for the building of a
two-plank sidewalk along lots 1,2, 3, 4
and 5, of block 5, Colombe's Addition
in South Pe,nbina. except where such
walk is now, laid. The walk to be built of
plank 2x1O, we'll nailed to sufficient cross
supports of 2x4 scantling. Bids to be
marked "Bids for building sidewalk in
South Pembina, addressed to the un-
ders;gned, and delivered at his Office on
or before six O'Clock p. m., January 8,
1900. Bs order of City Council.
F. A. WARDWELL,
City Auditor.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29

For some reason the mathematical
faculty usually works far more keenly in
monetary affairs than elsewhere; and
none OF the people who have proposed
to allow ninety-nine years to go for a
century would suppose that a nineteen
hundred-dollar debt had been fully met
by tender of 81 S99. There would re-
main due ejust one hundred cents.-Amer-
ican Monthly Review of Reviews.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29

Entered at the postoifice at Pembin. as second
class mail matter.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29
The passing of the year

And the coming of the reminds of the unceasing
flight OF time Another century before Another twelve
months almost added to the countless gone before An
other of resolves Another leaf to be turned To our
patrons and friends on9 and ALL extend Joys of the
joys of the season May the newborn day Of this twentieth
century bring you the rewards of we'll spent year, and may
es prospects Frightened with energies refreshed and
hopes renewed
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29

A member OF the staff of the New
York Sun has written for the Youths
Companion an account Of what boys and
young men who visit the metropolis in
search Of employment may have to eu-
dure, and the infrequency Of success.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-29
OFFICIAL PAPER OF CITY AND COUNTY.
TERMS, ea.oo PER A31NyR6
F A. Wardwell. G. g. Thompson.
WARDWELL 3 THOMPSON.

The PIONEER EXPRESS Is sent only on the di-
rect order of Subscribers, and ls continued until
The rate Of subscription is alike to all, $500
per year. Subscribers paying in advance have
the choice Of several premium papers in addi.
ton.
'Sample" or marked copies" are sent as COM
plimentary only, and while we desire them to be
considered as Invitations to subscribe, they will
not be continued except upon request.
The PIONEER EXPRESS Is the best advertising
medium in the county, having more general
circulation than any other paper. Card Of rates
sent on application.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1899-08-01
sECRET1RY ALGER,s STATEMENT

Secretary Alger goes out OF office to-
day. He has made statement, espec-
tally on account of an article in the
London Times, which he says contains
assertions that have no foundation in
truth. His statement is brief and to
the point, as far as it goes, and it Will
be read with great interest everywhere.
He shows that great deal of work was
done by his department within sixty
days from the declaration of war. He
refutes the charge that the Secretary of
War made most of the appointments
of officers in the volunteer army and
that too without regard to fitness. He
shows that fitness was regarded by the
President, who made most of the ap
pointments, and of the few appoint
ments made upon his recommendation
he points with justitiable pride to Colo
mel Leonard Wood, now brigader gen
of Santiago and Puerto Principe He
earnestly denies that there was any
wrong or careless use of money and
asks his successor to open the accounts
to the country when properly called for
in order that the entire truth may be
known.
1t will be said. we suppose, that this
statement is inadequate, and does not
deal at all with some of the matters
that have caused most criticism There
will be wonder why he selected the
London Times charges for answer,
when he could have found the same
and many more nearer home. 1t will
be noticed that he says nothing about
the beef business. 1t will be said that
he hasn't said enough, and that he has
said too much. In short, the prejudice
against him will not be much relieved
by his statement.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1899-08-01

Mohammedan population, who were be-
ginning to follow French methods in
cultivating their vineyards and gar
dens. There was very curious fight
going on in Palestine, Sir Charles ad-
ded, between Russia, as representing
the Russian branch of the Greek
Church, and the Greek Church itself
The Russians had started a great num-
Der Of schools where Russian was
taught, and their object was to create
national church in Palestine. The
Greek Orthodox Church resisted this
very strongly, and one of the incidents
of the game now being played was the
hosting by the Greeks last Easter of
the Turkish flag on the campanile of
the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. That
was the first time in history when the
Turkish flag had been hoisted on any
building connected with the church in
Turkey
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1899-08-01
FLORETTE,


Harold-"That is Miss Freezer from
| Boston, worth a cold mllon" Rupert
--"Ah! how would you like to be the
| ice ?'-Judge.
"Bily, do you think woman ought tc
smoker" "Well, she wouldn't look
much uglier than she does chewing
| gum Detroit Free Press.
Corrected.-Bings ION the beach,
| joying a rest?
Spinks--No; taking a vacation.-Phil-
| adelphia North American.
| Small bills are said to be scarce, but
| those little bills" may be counted up
on to come around as usual the first Of
the th.-Boston Transcript,
Data Desired "Pfwat wud yez do if
Casey called you liar?'
"Pfwhich Casey-the big wan or the
little wan ?'-Indianapolis Journal.
In kidhood he chung TO the bottle
And his was the pinkest of toes;
In manhood he chung to the bottle,
And his was the pnkest of nose.
Chicago News.
She Knew It-Polite Passenger-Mad-
anne, this is the smoking car.
Old Woman producing her pipe)-Yes
I tho't it be. Great convenience, amt
they?-Oho State Journal.
EveryWhere.-Fir Woman - What
did you see during your trip through
Europe?
Second Woman-Venusesl Venuses!
Venuses!-Detroit Free Press.
Just look, Aunt Mary" shouted blue
eyed Mabel, as she pointed out of the
stateroon1 window on the first morning
out-"just look at the water; it is all
covered with flounces !"-Harper's Ba-
Ear.
Madam Newriche--I want first class
passage to Dublin.
Agent-Yes, ma'am.
Madam NeWriche-And I insist upon
having a smooth passage, no matter
what the Cost.-Boston Traveller
a Friendly Suggestion.-"Tm afraid
I'll have to move again." said Smith
the other morning as he boarded a down
town car.
whats the trouble now?" inquired
his friend Jones
1.-THE kitchen chimney smokes dread
fully" replied Smith, and I'm unable
to stop it,"
TN tell you what to do" said Jones.