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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
AS UNsELFIsH AS GREAT.
washington Times.)


{, 1t Is reported that Admiral Dewey
has written to one of his friends in
Philadelphia that he will not accept the
residence which 1t has been proposed
to purchase for him by popular SUBJ
scription, but would be pleased to see
the contributions used to establish and
maintain a sailors refuge at New York,
Philadelphia, Boston or Baltimore.
This action is so like our modest, I'M
selfish admiral that we have no doubt
the report is true. 1t means that what
he wants is not a Dewey home Of lux
ury for himself, but a Dewey home for
the men behind the guns, when through
wounds, disease or old age their sea
is compulsorily ended.
1t Is a noble thought on the part Of
Dewey, and one which will meet
with the heartiest public response when
wishes In the matter shall have been
made known directly and Enthusiastically.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
Reduction in Rates, over the Denver
& Rio Grande Railroad.

Effective March Goth, second-class
rate from Denver, Colorado Springs,
Pueblo and Trinidad, Colorado, to all
California points O carrying the $685.
90 rate will be $32. so. Agents south of
Mears and Montrcse, also agents on
branches will add their local rate to
functional point to $3.50.
The second-class rate from Denver,
Colorado Springs and Pueblo, Colorado,
to Portland, Oregon, Tacoma, Seattle
and Spokane, Washington, via Ogden
and Huntington will be $500. Agents
south of Pueblo, Mears and Montrose,
also agents on branches will add their
local rate to functional point to $25. 90.
Tickets to be limited to continuous
passage only.
T. j. Helm,
Gen. Agent
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

While eXpansionists in this country
have had their say and somewhat sub
sided, Germany is experiencing a lively
roar because the government snapped
a few millions of marks for a group of
sandy islands, for which it has no use.
President Mckinley would not have
traded one Mark for the bunch of islets.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

A few more missionaries of the gospel
of good climate in New Mexico like DR..
Francis Crosson would do wonders in
making known its value as the great
One of his latest contributions to the
subject of the climate of New Mexico
was published in the Medical Dial of
Philadelphia for this month and is re-
produced on the third page of this paper
today.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

If the Filipinos could read of the snap
the armed Cubans have, the dusky is
into the river when ammunition gets
short. But it is to be hoped that they
will continue to dispose of them in that
manner, for the price they might ask
pp11ntry
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

Paris should get through with her po-
litical troubles and mobs before the ex,
position opens, or she will lose the ST.
OOO,O 900 raised for the exposition, as
Americans, who would be the best pa
irons, will not go there if the French
counts and no account are to have a
shindy every day or two to show their
detestation of republics and republic
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
Code of Civil procedure.
T.. j. Helm,
Gen. Agent

Every practicing attorney in the tel
ritory should have a copy of the New
Mexico Code of Civil Procedure, bound
in separate form with alternate blanc
pages for annotations. The NewMex-
lean Printing company has such an edi-
tion on sale at the following prices:
Leatherette binding, $1.25; full law
sheep, $2; flexible morocco, 81. so.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

A few French cunts were yesterday
sent to Jail for having attacked the
president in a rowdy manner. The next
time they want any fun they will let a
man of the people alone and stick one
another with blunt swords, after the
usual fashion.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

Fol the first time since the war began
Aguinaldo has Joined in a fight. A few
threats of Tagals who declined to en-
gage in hostilities. They must have
threatened to administer his own med
icine to the dictator.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

The Philadelphia North American
says hat next year a company already
formed will sell liquid air at retail, so
that n may take home a pint of it
and cool a house to about the Temporal
ture of a refrigerator. There is a hint
for FL PaSO.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
MATRIMONIAL ADVANTAGE,
Detroit Free Press.)

Detroit Free Press.)
my daughter was once engaged to a
plumber"
She didn't marry him?"
mo, we broke it off; a druggist will
do just as we'll, and 1t is so nice to have
a soda fountain in the family"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
A GENTLE
(Yonkers Statesman.)

NIUIIhtTS pIdIVSITHH.J
Why do they have those glass cases
with the ak, hammer, crowbar, ETC., in
on these cars?' asked a traveller on the
railroad going to New York.
"Oh, those are put there to use in Ease
any n wants a window open," replied
the facetious man.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

After noting the establishment of a
I've factory at Las Vegas, the Alamo
gordo News remarks that it was Il sure
thing the Optic would have competition
some day, says an Ell Paso paper.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
ADVERTISING Rates.

Wanted-One cent a word each Insertion.
Local-Ten cents per line each Insertion.
Reading Local-Preferred position-Twen-
ty-five cents per line each insertion.
Displayed Two dollars an inch, single col
per month in Daily. One dollar an
nch,. single column, in either English or
Spanish Weekly.
Additio nal prices and particulars given on
eceipt of a copy of matter to be inserted.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

After the war is over this government
will learn a few things about the
method by which the Filipinos secure
first-class rifles and smokeless powder.
And somebody is likely to be made sad.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
A READY-MADE EXCUSE.

cleveland. Plain Dealer.)
Simpson, where have you been till
this unearthly hour?"
IS all RI, my dear. 1 been celebratin'
queens birthday"
THE queens birthday? What an
ideal"
Yes, m dear; an funniest thing
bout 1t is that I-ha, ha, ha-didn't
know she had a birsday until pleece-
man JUS told me so at d-door."
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

The marines on the gunboats in the
Philippines seize every opportunity to
land and join in engagements on shore.
The navy and army are working in per-
feet accord
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
TRULY RATIFIED.
Detroit Free Press.)

THAT son-in-law Of yours is a cool
one" remarked one Griswold street
banker to another, land has a long
rattled?"
ooh, he has his limit, like the rest of
us; when he asked me for my daughter
he al so comfuddled that he kissed
me and shook hands with the girl"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
The TERRITORIAL PRESS.
CRY FOR A
(Taos Cresset.)

The canning factory at Las Cruces
has proved to be a success ever since it
was started. Why not something of the
kind in the Taos valley? No trouble to
raise the fruit and vegetables.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

ER-The NEW MEXICAN is the oldest news
paperI n New Mexico. 1t is sent to every
Postofice in the Territory and has a large
and growing circulation among the intelli-
ent and progressive people of thesouthwest.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

General Henderson is a one-legged
man, and, yet no humorist has written
anything about the way he arrives on
the SDOt.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

The patter of rain is heard daily on
some peak, plain or valley of New Mex
leo, and the people will soon feel much
richer for the blessing.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
SATURDAY,. JUNE l

The Transvaal is loaded and the man
behind the gun is Dom Paul.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
THE SOURCE OF WISDOM.

VCHICdBU
Miles-You friend Enpect appears to
be a man of very decided views.
Giles-Yes; but wait until you meet
his wife.
Miles-Why so?
Giles-You will then understand why
he has them.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
S. S. S. FOR THE o

acts in a entirely different way from potash and mercury-t forces the
poison out of. the system and gets rid of it entirely. Hence it cures the
disease, while other remedies only shut the poison ir where it turks forever,
constantly undermining the constitution. Our system of private home treat
ment places a cure within the reach of all. We give all necessary medical ad-
vice, free of charge, and say the patient the embarrassment of publicity.
Write for full Information to Swift Specific Go. Atlanta, Ga.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
K. OF =.
T. O. O. f.

SANTA FE LODGE No. 2, X. of p. Regular
meeting every Tuesday evening at 7:3O O'Clock
at Castle hall. Visiting knights given q cor.
dial welcome. ALEX. READ,
Chancellor Commander
LEE MUEHLRIszN,
K. of r. and 8.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
RATES pE SUBSCRIPTION.

az Entered as Second Glass matter at the
Santa Fe Postotfice.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

Associated Press Correspondent Arraigned.
Som of the attorneys and witnesses
continue to sharply criticise the news
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
A. B.

Attorney at Law. Practices In all Territorial
Courts. Commissioner Court of Claims.
C9llections and title searching. Rooms8 and
Spiegelberg Block.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17

CHAS. A. SPIESS,
Attorney at law. Will practice in all terri
torial courts. East Las Vegas, N, M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-17
PROFESSIONAL CARDS,
AT Law.

MAX. FROST,
Attorney at Law, Santa Fe, New Mexico.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-03-04

HOUSE and LoT,-Lot II feet front
running back to alley. House is a 6
Room Cottage. House, with 2 COOP
CRATES and two stove fues. Large
Basement room withibrick floor, Also
Cellar and fruit celler. good Cis-
terms, garden and Chicken yard Plenty
Of Grape fruit ~ square from the
Post Office, Wash furnace with basin
table. Plenty of Shade. Water in
Kitchen. This goes at baagain.
Hon. w. T. Bundick, of Onancock,
Va, ADDRESSED the pepople of
this place in the M. E. Church,
South, on Thursday night. His
speech was excellent, he being a gift
ed speaker. His remarks were prac-
teal as well as logical. May the cause
he represents soon prevail not only
here in Maryville, but every where.
The TIMES wants to be found on the
side of Temperance at all times.
For SALE:-A nice farm contain.
Ing 235 acres, about us acres oi
cleared land, balance in oak, pine,
and hickory timber. Three small
orchards, mostly apples, five room
house, good barn, good granery and
machine shed. Creek runs through
the place. This farm is II miles from
Maryville, IL miles from Knoxville
For terms, call on the Dixie Rea'
Eestate Co., at the TIMES Office.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-03-04
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
F. E. MOORE Pastor.

1t is with great pleasure that we see
our pastor on the streets again. He
had close call, but the Lord has
spared, him, although deep sorrow
has attended his illness.
Rev. F. E. Moore our pastor will
fill the pulpit next Sabbath.
The prayer meeting last Wednes-
day evening was conducted by R. M.
Magill. 1t was well attended and OF
unusual interest. r. S. Kithcart
will conduct the prayer meeting next
Wednesday evening-Subject: "Bear-
ing the Cross for Christ's sake" Luke
TX, 23-36.
The collection next Sabbath will be
for the Board of Home Missions.
This is one of our most important
Boards, and it is hoped and expected
that there will be liberal offering.
The Young Peoples Society lasl
Saturday evening was conducted by
10 Broadly, and was attended with
much of the zeal beginning after the
revival.
Doctor Boardman gave us Schol-
arly and excelledt Serman last Sab
bath. In the evening Prof. Golf con-
Quoted the services. The attendance
was small owing to the down pour Of
rain, but the exercises were spiritual
and full of life and interest.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-03-04
M. E. CHURCH,
]. ]. RoBINETTE, Pastor.

Sunday School at o:Is a. m.
J. c. Bittle, Supt.
Junior League devotional meeting
at $3.50 p. m.
Miss Nora Badgett, Supt,
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
evening at 6:3o o'clock. Let all at
tend who can.
Regular preaching services Sunday
moring and evening.
The Epworth League service on
Tuesday evening will be led by Miss
Margaret Henry,-subject "The
Gates Of Zion" Psalms 81, II; 10,
Is. Study the subject and come pre-
pared to take part. A very profitable
meeting was held last Tuesday even
ing.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-03-04

On Thursday afternoon mad dog
was seen passing Mr.. N. G. Seatons.
1t bit one of MI. Seaton's hogs, and
then passed on to Joe McIlvaines
where he again attacked several hogs,
biting them. 1t is thought that the
dog, bit dog of Mr.. Stone, and Mr..
Lanes also. Several persons were
out hunting for 1t and finally succeed
ed in killing it Friday morniug at the
College barn. 1t is to be. hoped that
nothing serious will be the result, but
as the old saying ''forewarned is
forearmed."
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-03-04
THE CHURCHES.
BAPTIST CHURCH
o. G. PEYTON Pastor.

Preaching by the pastor, Rev. 0.
G. Peyton, every Sunday at 1920 a.
m. and 6: 80 p. m.
SundaySchool at 9:15 m. Prof.
Horace l.. Ellis, Superintendent.
G~A most cordial invitation is
extended to all services. Come and
bring your friends.
Prayer meeting every Wednes-
day night at 7, O'Clock.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-03-04
Estray.

A black male hog with swallow
fork in right ear and smooth crop of
left, weighs a hundred pounds or
more. The owner can have same by
identifying it and paying for this ad
and expense of keeping.
w. Y. c. Hannum.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-03-04
EAST MARYVILLE.

DR.. ]. P. Lawrence and wife has
gone to Trigonia where they will re-
main until spring, when they will 60
to Allegheny Springs to spend the
heated season.
Thomas Tlmmons has removed into
the DIR. ]. P. Lawrence residence.
The sick of this part of town are all
convalescent.
H. M. Goddard, wife and Sam
Braden, left Wednesday afternoon
for Illinois, where they will make
their future home.
James Merit has begun the con-
struction of a neat dwelling house for
himself, on East Hill, and will push
it to completion.
Sam Kidd will move to Athens,
next week, where he goes to enter
the livery business with Will Cunning
ham, they having purchased livery
barn at that place. Success to them
is the wish of many friends in this
County.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-03-04
GREAT CLOSING OUT SALE!
n III
e. L. HAMNAHS RED FRONT STORE.s

will sell at Absolute COST all my stock of
Children's Heavy Shoes. A great big lot of
Ladies' Shoes in odd numbers These goods
must go by March 18th. to make room for
Spring Goods. If you want bargains never be-
fore known come at once.
G. [. HANNAH.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-03-04
M. E. CHURCH SOUTH,

W. II. Ol " IUClA COO AAA3
J. /. CASH. Pastor.
Subject for Sunday A. M, "Light
Natural and Spiritual; A sermon on
Missions"
Sunday School at 9:t5; Supt. ]. L..
Keny.
Junior League ago P. M. Miss Ida
Mckenzie, President.
Senior League 900 P. M. R. G..
McNutt, President and Miss Callie
Atkins Leader of Religious Depart
ment.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-03-04
9 u0ME ~ NEWS
h}pr.g1zksYeSk o. ~

G.. A. IooLE,-For Fresh Tafdeh
Seed.
The grip, the grip, oh, what grip,
the "grip" has.
A. K. Harper now has new clerk,
Mr.. Mack Harmed.
Jas. M. Gates has returned from a
trip to Nashville.
A great deal Of sickness prevails in
our community now.
Help boost the TIMES. You boost
US, we boost you, and we all boost to-
gether.
C. A. TooLE,-For oil for al kinds
of machinery.
Mrs. Lizzie Waters spent Monday
in the city of Knoxville.
Mrs. H. w. Hackney spent Tues
day in Knoxville.
Tom Timmons is now among our
readers.
Foster Clark transacted business in
Knoxville Monday.
Lieut. L. S. Goddard has letter
from rhe 4th. again this week.
The small boy has been having a
fine time with his kite this week.
The Army Bill has beea passed by
the Senate. We suppose the volun-
teers will get to come home soon.
Tom Tlmmons has moved into DIR.
Joseph Lawrence's property.
Tlhis is the first month of spring,
poetry writing is now in order.
G.. A. TooLE,-For Seed Irsh
Potatoes.
John c. Phelps of Friendsville
spent several days Of this week in
our burg.
Mai Ben Cunningham and wife
spent Thursday in the city Of Knox
vile.
People will marry. License have
been issued to William I'll. >Simmerly
and Mary Wilburn.
Sagasta the "Wiley spaniard" has
handed in the resignation Of the
Spanish ministry.
NoqGcE:--I have added tony stock
nice line of Cofins and 'Caskets,
which will be sold at REDUCED PRICES.
w. HI. ETTcH.
March came in like lamb we sup
pose it will go out like lyon as the
old sayingis.
Miss Cora Henry, left this week fol
Knoxville, where she has secured q
position wssh M. M. Newcomer& Co.
Rev.F. Il. Moore, who has recent
ly recovered from hard spell o.
pneumonia is now able to be out.
We alwaysrcserve the right to GU
out any itemswe see fit from oalr cor
respondents communication, and we
wan, it so understood.
Pref. w. Q. Garner has been very
i'll but is now better, as his MANY
friends will be glad to know, 1
Will Phillips and wife are here
visiting. Mr.. Philips will soon star
for Cuba, where he has secured em
ployment.
A. K. Harper who has the pneu
monia is improving slowly. Friends
sincerely hope for his speedy recovery
Joe Parham was taken with pneu
monia. on last Sunday night. Friend
will be rejoiced to seS Joe's jovial fac
on the streets again before long, ant
hope he will not haze serious attacl
of fever.
Seven new names have been adde'
to our growing subscription list thi
week and five last. May the goo'
work 60 on.
A social was given by the Epwort
League Of the N. E. Church, SontI
at their church on Thursday night
A splendid time was had by those il
attendance.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-03-04

dHN PolieS atsSAtiohs oosioioSe'oA Sa"A
anteed.-W. A. Lane Proprietor.
STRAyED:-A fat hog left my farm,
the J C. Parson place, weighed about
900 lbs. any information will be re-
warded:-Melvin Seaton.
w. C. Frazier and E. B. Mann Of
Knoxville, spent Wednesday IN our
city.
1t is some peoples disposition to
advise, but it is our business to adver-
tise.
Boards and Chestau, pickets for
sale, prices reasonable, apply to W.
T. Anderson, Long Hollow.
Tom McMurry, who is clerking for
a firm in Knoxville, spent Sunday
with home folks at this place.
Jno. Crawford, a student in the
University at Knoxville came over
Saturday night and spent Sunday
with his mother at this place.
George Coy, who is conductor on
the A. K. & N. spent part of this
week with his family in our city.
This is singular fact that as
years ago old Hy, Jim and Tate Hack
ney weighed Gas lbs. Now their
nephews by the same names weigh
the same amount.
Mrs. H. 0. Wilson, of Lawrence
burg, KY, who has been here visiting
for several weeks returned home
Thursday of this week.
i Josiah Henderson of Friendsville
was in Town Monday and subscribed
for the TINES for Mrs, M. E. Hen
derson.
We call attention to the ad of G.
L. Hannah, found on this page.
! George is an enterprislng merchant,
and always has bargains to offer.
4 We are glad to learn that J. c.
McClurg who has had very serious
attack of pneumonia is slowly i'm
proving. Friends hope for his re-
covery.
Will Irwin manufacturers his owr
, cofins and caskets, and can afford to
sell them cheap. Cofins and caskets
that cost you $50 at Knoxville yot
can buy Of him for $40. Call on hin
and see for yourself.
Some people are witty, some peo
pie have wat, But the man who
doesn't advertise isn't in it.
: We are sorry to note the death 0
Miss Mildred Hodge which occurred
at her home In Knoxville on last Sat
urday. Miss Mildred has man]
friends here, who were panied ant
shocked to hear Of her death. Sh'
: was bright and beautiful young lad,
f and by her lovable disposition mad
friends OF all she met.
t The regular stated meeting Of tn
New Providence Lodge No. IaS F
e & A. M. will be held Monday nigh
March OH, all members are earnest
ly requested to be present, VISITING
!, brothers are cordially invited to NEE
! with us. The second degree will b
conferred at this time.
e w. G. Ellington, W. M.
Jim Catlett, brother of Robt
Catlett, who was recently tried a
Morristown for instigating the Whale
: murder, was arrested and bound owe
$ to court for being implicated in th'
!. Whaley murder.
! We are sorry to learn of the dealt
IS Of George Riddle who was a membe
e of Co. B. a Tenn. vol, and is one 0
d our boys. This is sad indeed, bu
k God the Creator rules all things. Thi
is the first death among the Bloun
4 County boys.
is Statesmen Wanted for the sale O
d our Lubricating Oils and Greases
lOur terms are the best ever offered
Exclusive territory given to energetl,
h men. References exchanged. Fo
h particulars address The Victor Oh
t. Co., Cleveland, Ohio.
II On March the 18th. the Odd Fellow
7 odoa 81 tb;c 0loce will he re or0on
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-03-04
HOTEL
CENTRAL HOUSE

Best in city. Big Free Sample Room
and polite attention. Satisfaction guar
anteed. w. A. Lane Proprietor.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-11-14
SAND FOR DYSPEPSIA.
A Chicago Man Eats n Half Teaspoon
full Every Day and Finds
Himself Cured.

Eat half a teaspoonful of sand day
and you'll be healthy" says Louis Con-
ners, Chicago baker, according to the
Chicago Tribune.
Corners takes his own medicine and
swallows a mouthful of sand in glass
of water every "a hours. He declares
that he thrives on the peculiar diet, and
that all of his family are sand caters,
more or less.
mo, / don't buy it at the drug store;
sea sand nor none o. that" says Con-
ners; 81 just dip a cupful of sand and
slit and drift all mixed up out on the
lake front. Then | wash the dirt out
of it, and eat the sand. think it prob
ably would do just as well to eat dirt
and all, but I'm little particular about
my diet"
Corners theory is that every human
being, like some lower animals, needs
certain amount of sand in the stomach
to aid digestion.
"F'r instance, a canary bird" says
Corners, will die in few days unless
it gets sand or something of that kind
to eat. a child, if it's allowed to crawl
around, will eat dirt, lots of it, and then
the mothers invariably give their chill
dren a prompt spanking for doing the
very thing that's good for them"
Corners has been eating sand about
six months, and declares he hasn't had
twinge of dyspepsia since he began
the odd diet.