The silver star., 1899-09-08

pure-white envelope and read as 10.
lows: "Mr. and Mrs. Samuel sNeet-
youth invite you to the marriage Of
their daughter. Susan Swestyouth, to
Mr.. Buncombe Bowler. Feb. II. 1ss--."
Buncombe BoTler to be married. Be-
trayed by theif president! Such were
the thoughts that traversed the con-
fused minds Of the Bachelors, each one
Of whom had received one of the hand
somely engraved invitations. and one
and all they hurried to the house Of
the founder Of their anti-marriase
club,
Here tumble Of reproaches, appeals
and threats fell upon the dased head Of
the Bowler" chief, but all in vain. Un-
der the hypnotic spell Of Susie Sweet
youth's mystic charms Buncombe Bow
Ter remained steadfast and persisted in
staining the fair name Of the oreani-
sation which bore his name.
The Bowler-Sweetyouth nuptials took
place with great eclat and the dishon-
ored Bachelors attended in a body.
After the ceremony they betook them
selves to the clubrooms. where they
held solemn autopsy over the remains
OF the Bowler Bachelors club, now on
ly an all too prominent mark for the
Jokes of the village wags, and dis
graced In the eyes of the world. The
club only survived the blow for a Pc
riod Of two weeks. when the treasurer
eloped with deacon's daughter, tax
ing with him the funds Of the club,
amounting to s6.75. and all the table
linen. which shortly afterward graced
the table Of the happy pair.
The Bowler Bachelors' club was no
more. Gradually and without appar-
ent heed to the solemn vows they once
had taken. they succumbed one by one
to the charms of the maidens Of Low
down Heights. until finally they had
all united their budding destinies with
some one of the sex which they had
previously feigned to scorn.
1t was at this critical juncture that
Buncombe Bowler again rose to the
occasion and suggested reforming the
old club on new lines. Forgetful of the
perhdy Of their former chief, the now
staid benedicts allowed themselves to
be induced into Joining the new organ
ixation, which was called the Hearty
Eaters club" in honor Of their presi-
dent, Mr.. Buncombe Bowler. whose
talents In the astronomical line were
without rival. There was one thing.
however. which the members insisted
upon-and that was that their old
treasurer. who had lately returned to
town. bringing with him his wife and
the table linen, be blackballed, for,
while they could pardon q man for
running away to get married, they
could not overlook his using the sacred
anti-marriage table linen Of the Bow
lers" ON his bridal table. and Mr..
Quickaway was therefore refused ad-
mittance to the new club.
All these thoughts came to Mr.. Boo
bingle a. he meditated over the ulti-
matum Of his wife, and he decided IN
ally that, rather than abandon the
Hearty Baters," he would yield his
point and allow his wife to have her
new bonnet.
my DEAR" said he. wishing to appear
magnanimous rather than beaten,
while 1t will be quite q struggle, l feel
that must keep up the reputation Of
my family In all matters. therefore you
may have your hat
"Oh. you dear. good Blodgettr cried
Ns. Boobinsle. rushing into his pudy
arms and embracing him. II knew you
would let me have my bonnet, and
promise you It will be dear"
And II was . dear. ~ Mr.. Boobingls
learned to his sorrow. When ON the
following Sunday he accompanied his
wife to church. his breast swelled with
conscious pride ~ he observed the Of
feet Of Mrs.. Boobingle's Creation on
the female portion of the congregation,
but his pride turned to dismay when
he received the next day . bill thus
worded: For one hat. $50; paid ON &C.
count. as. Please remit balance"
And that evening. after . rather
stormy interview with his wife, a. Mr..
Boobingle slowly wandered toward the
Hearty Eaters club. he thought to him
self that everything was costly IN this
world. even dear Of q boanst."