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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
HER THEORY.
Gomez Rather Late, but There's
Something In 1t.

Comes Rather Late, but There's
Something In 1t.
Charley. dear" said young Mrs.
Torkins, did you read anything about
the court martial at RennesT"
"Yes, a little"
Wasn't it all too dreadfully con.
fused for anything"
1T was very much So"
"But l think ! have a clew to the
mystery. l am surprised that no one
has thought of 1t before"
You're going to make Gaboriau look
like u little white marble in a jewelry
store window, l supposeT he com
mented apprehensivsly.
Nov, Charley. dear, don't you try
to be sarcastic, because sometimes ]
don't realize that you are being sarcas'
tic and fail to notice you, and then you
are annoyed. 1t was you yourself who
gave me the clew by your candid ex.
PLANTATION Of what made Dicky Dodd
talk so Queerly. You know that every
ono in awhile those witnesses at
Rennes would 60 away to refresh their
memoriss-or SO they said"
"Yes."
"You know what appetites those peo.
pie have for absinth frappe and dos
siers and pousse cafes and bordereaus
and such things"
"Wbat of it2"
"Well between you and me, l don't
think it is at all strange that they talk
cd at random and all at once. They
had been mixing their refreshments."-
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
Personal For Ladies'.

THE MONTHLY PERIOD is THE
dreaded time of every m Don't
suffer longer from uncertainties. A
m who has been there herself best
understands treating women. MINIS. M.
Guillaume POSITIVELY GUARAN-
TEES relief of the most obstinate and
delayed suppressed menses with her
French Regulating Pills. Succeeds
when others fail or money returned.
Not a single failure in A years. Will
not injure health; no bad after effects,
or interference with duties. Sent sealed
for $3.50. Correspondence confidential.
BY using Guillaume's Original Fountain
Injector, price $3.50 (now used by thou
sands of women and lasts a lifetime)
together with Pills, doubly insures sue
cess and means the RELIEF DE-
SIRED. Highest reference. DON'T
DELAY FURTHER. but order immedi-
ately. Address NINE M. GUILLAUME
Calves ton, Texas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
NO RIGHT TO UGLINESS,

The m who is lovely in face,
form and temper will always have
friends, but one who would be attract
i've must keep her health. If she Is weak,
sickly and all run down, she will be
and irritable. If she has con-
stipation or kidney trouble her impure
blood will cause pimples. blotches, skin
eruptions and a wretched complexion,
Electric Bitters is the best medicine in
the world to regulate stomach, liver and
kidneys and to purify the blood. It
gives strong nerves, bright eyes, smooth
velvety skin, rich complexi5n. 1t will
make a good-looking, charming woman
Of a rundown invalid. Only so cents at
Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
HIS LIFE WAS SAVED.

MI. ]. e. Lilly, a prominent citizen Of
Hannibal, No., lately had a wonderful
deliverance from a frightful death. In
telling Of it he says: II was taken with
Typhoid Fever, than ran into Pneumo-
MIA. My lungs became hardened. I was
so weak I couldn't even sit up in bed.
Nothing helped me. I expected to soon
die Of Consumption, when I heard Of
DR.. Kings New Discovery. One bottle
gave great relief. I continued to use 1t,
and now am well and strong. I can't
say too much in it's praise" This mar
velous medicine is the surest and quick
est cure in the world for all Throat and
Lung Trouble. Regular sizes 80 cents
and $1.0O. Fischer & Co.'s drug store;
every bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
STRICTLY WITHOUT MALICE.
A Highly EdifyinR Talk by n BUSH
ness Man.

The man who never speaks directly to
the point was talking about his business
acquaintances, and the men who like to
hear gossip were listening.
No." he protested, Il wouldn't say a
word against him, not a word, because |
don't know anything definitely, and when
you don't know anything definitely | hold
that you have no right to speak authori.
tatively. But a man has a right to his
impressions, hasn't hep
"Of course"
"Well, l will say this much. l know
that mans nature. I've been engaged
ln transactions with him, and if he were
playing solitaire l wouldn't put it past
him to hold out cards against himself"
II know his bro~ther-in-law," said a lis.
taner.
S do 1. I'm not going to say n word
against his brothar-ip-luw. I'm no dis
penser of idle rumors, you understand. |
know the world is full Of petty malign.
ers. and | don't propose to be- made an
instrument in their hands. If you can't
speak well Of u man. don't talk about
him at all. That's what l say. But
there are times when your patural sense
VI Lkutu AIN JuhllCc Will tlse w dIlU
%overpowar you. A man Is entitled to his
own opinion, isn't he'll"
"Sure."
well, let me tell you something about
his brothsr-ip-law ] don't say his repu-
tation for truth and v~eracity Is repre-
scented by u minus sign with a string of
figures after II rs long us a freight train.
/ don't 20 to any such extremes as that.
But l do say that il he had been in
Rennss he would have made a fine wit
ness on the side of the prosecution"
Ellis cousin is in business here too"
eyes. I wouldn't say anything derog.
atory Of his cousin: not for the world.
People might think ] was trying to down
a man because of his relations. and that
is about as mean AZ anything l know Of.
But this is a free country, amt it,"
Undoubtedly"
"A man has d right to come ont fat
footed and say how be would act III a
certain emergency, hasn't hs!"
Certainly"
"Well let mo tell you this about his
cousin. II I were Il wholesale dealer and
he was a merchant rated at $2.00O.0OO
by the mercantile agencies, ] wouldn't
sell him goods any way except @. y. D.
But, as l said, l wouldn't say a word
against n of them; not d world
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
A New Years Guide,

There is one book every one should
make an effort to get for the new year.
1t contains simple and valuable hints
concerning health, many amusing anec-
dotes and much general information.
We refer to Hostetter's Almanac, pub
lished by the Hostetter Co.. Pittsburg,
Pa. 1t will prove valuable to any house
hold. Sixty employees are kept at work
on this valuable book. The issue for
1900 will be over 5000, 900, printed in the
English, German, French, Welsh, Nor
weg!an, Swedish, Holland, Bohemian
and Spanish languages. 1t contains
proof of the efficacy of Hostetter's Sto-
mach Bitters, the great remedy prepared
by the publishers, and is worthy of care
full preservation. The almanac may be
obtained free of cost at any druggist or
general dealer in the country.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
An AriafOerat,

Mrs. Flannagan-Me daughter Julia.
tn taycher, tells me that yure little Pat
sy is in wan av tn lower grades at her
school.
Mrs. S%hlannagan lexcitedly)-Lower
grades, did yez say? Oi'll go down t.
thot school this blissid minnit an tear
tn hair av tn taycher tibet dared pit my
Patsy in TIL lower grade, even iy he is
Oirish!-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
Unknown Chicago.

fon have a curious custom here, re
marked the educated heather from some
where in central Asia, of boarding W
the windows of vacant houses. Is it tt
show that they are for rent.
Not at all, responded the native Amer
lean. Is is to keep the boys from break
ing the panes of glass.
How odd! unused the visiting heather
| do not remember that | nave evel
heard the missionaries speak of that
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04

49," said Mr.. P%ackinton. this is the
list Of the people you intend to invite to
your reception, is it,"
"Yes," his wife replied, land I wish
you'd look over it and see if it's right.
II there are the names of any people in
1t who have lost their money, just check
them off, so I can omit them"
"Ah, um.m! What's this? Why, here
is the name Of Mrs. John Guzzleton. You
going to invite her to my house?"
"Of course, dear. Haven't you heard?
They're in society pow. Mr.. Guzzleton
has sold his saloon and gone into the
wholesale liquor business" Chicago
Times Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04

An editor prints his paper to give his
patrons the news of the day, and for the
money there is in 1t. He is presumed to
know of what he writes, and he general
ly does. When he writes as he does in
the Leader Courier, Osceola Mills, Pa,
without fee or hope of reward, that
"Chamberlain's Cough Remedy acts
magically, and we have found none bet
ter in our household. If you have a
cough, try It," 1t may be accepted as an
honest expression, worthy of credence.
For sale by A. c. Ireland, druggist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
A SURE CURE FOR GROUP.
Twenty-Five Years Constant Use Without
a Failure.

The first indication of Group is hoarse-
ness, and in q. child subject to that dis
ease it may be taken as a sure sign of
the approach of an attack. Following
his hoarseness is a peculiar rough
cough. If Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
is given as soon as the child becomes
hoarse, or ever after the croupy cough
appears, it will prevent the attack. 1t is
used in many thousands Of homes in
this broad land, and never disappoints
the anxious mothers. We have yet to
learn of a single instance in which it
has not proved effectual. No other prep
aration can show such a record-twen-
ty-five years constant use without a
failure. For sale by A. c. Ireland, drug
gist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
A Full Explanation.

The Generals that the way your
men present arms?
The Colonel-Well, you see, general,
they've not had much practice. They've
only had their guns a week. Their last
arms they presented to the enemy
lick Me Up.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04

THE CALIFORNIA LIMITED,
No. 1 E%astbound.

The California Limited which runs
four times a week has Pullmans, dining
car, Buffet smoking car with Barber
Shop, Observation car with ladies'
parlor), v%estibuled and electric lighted
throughout. A solid train between Oh :
cago and Los Angeles. Same service
eastbound.
CHICAGO, MEXICO & CALIFORNIA
LINE
Nos. l and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, e%astbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. % is a local train between Ell Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and lit
e-ature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address,
H. s. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
W. J. Black, G. P. A.,
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04

Are grand, but Skin Eruptions rob life
of JOY. Bucklen's Arnica Salve cures
them; also Old, Running and Fever
Sores, Ulcers, Boils. Felons, Corns,
Warts, Cuts, Bruises. Burns, scalds,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains. Best Pile
cure on earth. Drives out Pains and
Aches. Only Is cts. q box. Cure guaran-
teed. Sold by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
RIO GBAADE { SANTA Il.
AMID
DENVER & RIO GRAHDE R, R.
The Scenic Route Of the World.
Time Table No. 40.
effective November IL, 1891

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard gauge for
La Veta. Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del Norte and Denver
Creole and all points in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida with main line standard
gauge for all points east and west in
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with f. g. C. c. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
yer v It'll all Missouri river liues for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
7. ]. HELM, General Agent.
San ia Fe, N. M
s. K. HOOPER, G. A.,
Denver Coin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
Conclusive Logic.

Clara-No, I am afraid he isn't great
ly smitten by me.
Nettie-Why not? l am sure he was
very careful to hold the umbrella over
you so that not a drop of water should
fall on you.
Clara-That's just 1t. II he had been
really smitten, he would have been so
agitated that | should have been lucky
to escape a drenching.-Boston Tran
script.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
Quite Another Thing.

"Now, Bobby" said a North Columbus
lady to her little son. who came into the
house in a very unused up condition,
"haven't I told you time and again not
to play with that wicked little Tompkins
boy?"
81 hain't been playin with him!' sob
bed Bobby. Hes been playin with mel
Ohio State journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
The

II noticed" remarked a friend OF the
orator, that in your speech on corrup.
ton in politics You used the phrase
pulling and hauling several times.
Isn't that a repetitionp Don't the two
words mean the same thing"
mot necessarily" replied the orator.
'They have similar meanings, but they
are not synonymous. Generally speak
ing, the stronger your pull the bigger
your haul."--Kansas City Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04

My son has been troubled for years
I persuaded him to take ONE of Cham
berlains Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. After using two BOTTLES of the
25-cent size he was cured. I give this
testimonial, hoping some one similarly
afflicted may read it and be benefited
Thomas c. Bower, Glencoe, O. For sale
by A. c. Ireland. druggist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
IRON NERVE

Was the result Of his splendid health
Indomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where Stomach, Liver
you want these qualities and the sue
cess they bring, use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power OF
brain and body. Only Csc at Fischer &
Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 1881
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ.
Na,o.Lo, ~ feOQ

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA .FE, N. M.
November II. $780,
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in supporter his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Register or Receiver at Santa Fee, New Mex
ico, on December 81, 1899, viz: Juan Quin-
tana for the W X ne u, Sc u ne a of sec. II,
tp. is n, r. Toe
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva-
ton of said land. viz:
Carlos Griego. lose Ma. Samoa, Tomas
Quiutana, Juvencio Quintana, all of Santa
Fe, New Mexico.
MANUEL II. .OTRso,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
Jurisprudence

And you still employ the ordeal of fire
in your courts of justice? WI exclaimed
in horror.
The barbaric king fastened to explain
that recourse was had to the ordeal of
fire only in certain cases.
If a man is accused of murder, said
his majesty, we do not subject him to
the ordeal of fire, but if he is accused of
wearing celluloid collars, we do. Yes.
After all, there was something in the
Jurisprudence of this rude nation to com-
mand our ACKNOWLEDGMENT journal,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
Remarkably Fine.

"They say that Miss Sterlingworth has
a very fine mind" said Keedick.
"She has," replied Fosdick. when
we were in Boston, she actually consult
ed the time table and told us what time
the train left, and she was right too
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04

"Do you mean to show the white
featherw was the stern inquiry.
mo, general" answered the Filipino
officer. Were not going to go contrary
to any official policy. We're not going
to get close enough to let 'em see feath-
ers or any other features Of our cos
t~ume."-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
A Shattered Idol.

"Glenfair never forgets that he is a
gentleman"
"Ah, you are mistaken. I happened
to come upon him suddenly while he was
eating dinner alone the other day, and
he was taking his soup from the point
of the spoon."-Brooklyn Citizen.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
The Basis of Value

"My sweetheart gave me a pair Of
silver backed brushes that cost $25."
"Were you mean enough to 60 and
price themw
"No, but I had to pawn them."-De-
troit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
Actress-Oh, how good Of you
A bubble.

II see, Maria, that the census office
has a new rule. The census taker
doesn't ask you what your age is. He
asks what was your age on your last
birthday"
Eyes, but I'm not sure I have reach
ed that yet.'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
He Knew.

SIS his name in Who's Who""
II don't know as to that" replied the
demure one blushing, "but he has demon
strated to me that he knows who's who
and what's what, and I'm who and that
diamond engagement ring is what."-Chi-
cagO Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
His Generosity.

Manager Ito actress, who has made
q hit)-Bravo, my dear; III raise your
salary
Actress-Oh, how good Of you
Manager (continuing)-On the four
sheet posters from 5000 to $500 per
week, but as this will involve a little
printing bill you will have to stand a
small cut of Sis a week until further
notice.-Newcastle (England) Chron-
icle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
The Point of View.

Exasperated Old Gentleman Ito lady in
front of him)-Excuse me, madam, but
my seat has cost mi 10 shilling and |
want to see. Your hat
The Lady-My hat has cost me 10
guineas sir, and | want it to be Scent
London Punch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04

The Leaves, Too, Are Turning NOyv.
Il don't see how you "a assert her
hair is red. 1t is distinctly auburn"
"Er-when did you see her lastY"
"About a week ago"
"Oh, it had just begun to change
then."--Indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
The Test.

Mrs. Rambo Ton the inside of the front
door)-Absolom, you have been drinking
again!
Mr.. Rambo ION the outside)-No,
dear, /
Mrs. Rambo-Say ''prompt payments
patiently pursued produce prosperity
Mr.. Rambo-"Prompt payments pa
tiently 1prosued pos"
Mrs. Rambo-Absolom, you can go up
to your room by the way of the back
door.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
A Confederate Husband,

"Spacer writes more mean things
about women than ever since he got mar
Iied."
very jealous. indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
Making Up His Mind.

T%hrogson becomes about terribly
excited when he talks about this Sam
a problem and the way it has been
settled.
Yes, he hasn't been able to decide yet
what he thinks about i~t.-Chicago Tri-
bune,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
HI. Warm Retort.

He was struggling with an UNDERGONE
steak when she said, II gave a tramp a
good dinner today"
"Why didn't you save it for me-? he
Ssked.-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
One COMFORT.

Lady-You ought to be ashamed Of
yourself. The idea of any one using a
newspaper for a bed!
Tramp-Dat's all right, lady. Twas
one of desc 'blanket sheet" Sunday
newspapers dat l used.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
circumstances Alter Cases.

Father--It was after IL o'clock when
that young mar left last night, and |
want you to understand
Daughter--But, papa, I was so much
interested in the news of his uncle's
death that | didn't notice how late it
was. You see, his uncle died in India
and lett him 500, 900, and of course
Father-As saying when you in
%terrupted me. | want you to understand
that he can stay as late as he wants to.
] don't mind if the gas meter does have
to work overtime Observation-Disclosures
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
Midway 2laisance.

O'Mulligan-Phwat kind av a job have
yey now, O'Hara?
O'Hara-Shure it's an aisy job l have
now Dinny. l stand on the corner wild
wan sign hung on the front av me and
wan sign hung on the back av me, and
be CORA. betwane the twoI git me Twin.
-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
After the

"We got IN ugly boarder SO my daugh-
ter wouldn't take an interest in him."
"Wellw
"She took an interest in him because
he was SO ugly."-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04

Outlines when ! put on my gloves
wonder II Pm sane,
For when I put the right one on
The right seems to remain
70 be put on-that is, tits leftS
Yet II the left / don
The other one Is left, and then
have the right one on.
But still I have the left on right;
The right one, though, is left
To go right on the left right hand
All right il I am deft.
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04

"Do you believe In the observance Of
the golden ruleY
"Yes. l always like to have other
people keep it in mind when they are
dealing with me."-Chicago Times
Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
When the Birds" Get Gay.

Sing a song of s%ixpence a pocketfull OF
rye,
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a
pie:
When the pie "a opened the birds
began to sing,
''Annie Rooney, Comrades, and all that
sort of thing.-Harlem Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. $780,
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. NJ, I
November 0, 1899, I

NOVeIHDer U, loSS. }
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF his intention
to make final proof In support Of his claim,
Register or Receiver at Santa Fe, New Mexico,
on December 90, 1899, viz: Martin Pena for
the lots l, 2 and 3, sec. 8, tip. IA H., 7. 10 g.
He name: the following witnesses to prove
ton of said land, viz:
Feliciano Lobato, Severiano Martinez, Ade-
laido Lobato, Jesus Lobato. all Of L.amy, N. M.
MANUEL r. OTERo, Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
A Great Run.

Oh, Maj. Blower! Is it true You
IN ran an Indian to death?
1t is quite true miss.
And how far did the Indian run?
I cannot tell you. I was looking
straight ahead all the time until l got
back to the camp.-Omaha World
Herald.
AS a cure for rheumatism, Chamber
lain's Pain Balm is gaining a wide repu-
tation. d. b. Johnston, of Richmond,
Ind, has been troubled with that all
ment since 1862. In speaking Of it he
says: II never found anything that
would relieve me until I used Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. It acts like magic
with me. My foot was swollen and pain
ing me very much, but one good appli-
cation of Pain Balm relieved me. For
sale by A. G. Ireland, druggist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
One Answer For Two Questions.

do you think she will marry him?"
"Do you think he will ask her?'-Chi-
cago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-04
She Would scream-softly,

Gracie-Johnny Upjohn, If you try
to put your arm around me I'll call
mamma.
Johnny-Where is your mamma?
Tribune.