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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1899-12-16

Hated 20 Remove Her Hat In tie
Thenter necnuse Her Hair Was
Done Up in Papers.

She swept down the aisle OF down.
town theater at matinee the other day
In company with woman companion
and took conspicuous position in the
parquet. AS she settled herself in her
seat her hands instinctiyely went to
her large hat. but she suddenly stopped
with a start, and slowly rushed back
the half-removed pin. Then she turned
and gasped something to her compan-
ion.
What in the world shall / do?" she
whispered, after she had made brief
explanation. "You know we didn't in
tend to come here and didn't expecs to
have my hat off at all. I'm so afraid the
usher will come down and make me take
il off,"
wait till he does" advised her COM
panion.
Every time an usher approached the
woman with the hat fidgeted nervously.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1899-12-16
IRISH CHAIN QUILT.
Our Grnndmothers Were Very Fond
of This Attractive and Easily
Constructed Pattern.

Cut nine-inch squares of light and
dark cloth. Divide each of these into
two triangles; from the right-angle
corner of each of these triangles cut a
three-inch square. To the hypotenuse
or base of the dark apex-gouged tri-
angle thus obtained join the bases of
smaller light-colored triangles made by
dividing three-inch squares. Into the
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1899-12-16
CRY Jf3nHNrrftH No. CO.
r~e..e. never Dnfneu niS manu- oll a le, :
hot iron In your presence in his life
Judge


Mrs. Mulligan-The grocer charged
me 30 cints pound fer this mate.
Mulligan-Bedad! an thot's too high.
A mon wud how to ate half n dozen
pounds in order to git his moneys
worth.-Judge.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1899-12-16
nccf PnInfcs-

One palate will be required for each
person. Wash and simmer until ten
der; peel Oft the upper skin, which can
be easily done II they are sufficiently
cooked, and cut into square pieces.
Make a good brown sauce, flavor with
mushroom catsup and the Juice of
picked onions; give one boil and dish.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1899-12-16

sailor-Want to buy parrot, lady7
Lady-Docs he swear?
Sailor-No; dis one don't-.but IL yer
want ter pay two dollars more kin
get yer n very choice article wot curses
bcautifullyi-Puck.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1899-12-16

"a large green tomatoes. Slice, salt.
and let stand over night. 12large green
peppers, onions. Chop these fine and
add 9 tablespoonsful OF sugar, one ounce
OF white mustard seed, 4 tablespoonsful
each of cloves, ginger, and cinnamon.
Use ground spices. s teacups ciier vim
egar. Boil all together for two hours.
Bottle while hot and seal air tight.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1899-12-16

Ycast-Did you ever take any Of
those mud baths?
Crimsonbeak--well, ran for offlcs
once.--Yonkers Statsaman.
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1899-12-16
Truth-TeIIing NJ Danrerou.

Muggins-Did you ever call n man n
Lar?
Juggins--Yes, once, and IL was sad
day for me. lie happened to be one
Town TopicA
The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1899-12-16

Mrs Roger Wolcott, OF Boston, has
given an imposing monument TO Pep
perell. Mass, in memory OF the men "A
that town who fought at Bunker Hlll.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

properly there accumulates in them I'm
digcsted, fcrmenting putrid, blood poison
ing matter. The appetite cannot be healthy
till this is removed. A machine will not
run if it is all clogged up with dirt. The
stomach cannot appropriate food unless it
is clean, and so healthy hunger cannot
come. The stomach cannot be clean if the
liver and bowels do not dispose of the food
passed along to them. If poisonous. effete
matter is allowed to accumulate and con-
gest the liver and bowels more or less of it
gets into the blood, and is carried all over
the body. Is it any wonder that it makes
you sick?
DR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is
designed to correct all disorders of the
digestive and blood making system and to
drive all impurities out of the blood itself.
1t restores lost appetite and vitality,
builds healthy flesh and muscle, changes
sickness to health, misery to happiness.
John A. Galloway, Esq, of No. 7Is 10Th Street
Columbus Ca, writes =" had catarrh for four
wears and also liver and kidney trouble. In 1894
/ was working at night and broke out i'll humps
all over and when these left the skin peeled off.
NV ewes were sunken and had pimples and
brown spots on my face. Now these are all
gone and believe am entirely well. I have n
good appetite, but before commenced taking
your Golden Medical Discovery l had no
appetite at all. Now am like child-ready
to eat at any time of the day or night"
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
HIS Wedding Invitation,

"At las, sal the old colored inha5i-
tant, III done mex up my min ter git
married ergin, en- | wants you, eff you
please. sub, ter write de invitations fer
me-"
Been married before, then?'
ayes. sub, ef | don't disremember. /
had been in wedlock TO or five times-I
amt sho' how many; en- now gwine ter
tackle 1t fer de las time"
"Well, what do you want 10 saw"
"Des say, sub, dat bavin' mex up nv
min ter marry, invites all what know
me. en- what don't know me ter come ter
de weddin', admission-25 cents fer gen
tlemens. en- IS cents fer ladies'; chillun
10 cents head. En- say. sub, if YOU
please, dat de weddin' supper will be
barbecue shoat en- baked possum, at I5
cents plate all roun'-come one, come
all-both de great and de small."-At
lanta Constitution.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Prevented A Tragedy.

Timely information given Mrs. George
Long. of New Straitville, Ohio, prevent
ed dreadful tragedy and saved two
lives A frigh'tul cough had long kept
her awake every night. She had tried
many remedies and doctors but steadily
grew worse until urged to try DR.. King S
New Discovery. One bottle wholly cur,
ed her, and she writes this marvellous
medicine also cured Mr. Long of severe
attack of Pneumonia Such cures. are
positive proof of the matchless merit Of
this grand remedy for curing all throat,
chest and lung troubles. Only soc and
sI.oo. Every bottle guaranteed. Trial
bottles free at Streamers Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

archical Europe. Mr.. Hobart is said to
have made an admirable presiding officer.
exhibiting that happy faculty of adjust.
ing himself to untried relations with men
and affairs that is SO peculiarly Ameri-
can. His death leaves as second in the
state Hon. John Hay, the Secretary Of
State. Though William Pitt Frye will
preside over the Senate as President
Pro Tempore. the succession to the
presidency goes through the cabinet. be-
ginning with the Secretary of State.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Professional Curiosity.

"Yer honor" said the prisoner TO the
judge. 81 should like to have my case
postponed. M, lawyer is sick and can't
come to court"
The Judge took two or three minutes
to consider. The case may be post.
poned." he said at last, eff you desire it.
But see here that you were taken in
the act. What can your counsel have 10
say on your behalf?"
That's just what | want to know. yer
honor" said the prisoner.-Collier S
Weekly
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Volcanic EruptiOns

Are grand, but Skin Eruptions rob life
of 10y. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. cures
them also Old, Running and Fever Sores
Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns. Warts. Cuts,
Bruises, Burns. Scalds, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains. Best Pile cure on earth.
Drives out Pains and Aches. Only IS cts
box Cure guaranteed. Sold by
Streamer's Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Ti." horil Society.

The executive committee of the society
has decided to extend the sale of tick cts
until Friday night in order to give every
one an opportunity to hear the unexcelled
Heinrich. The patrons complimentary
tickets may be reserved by applying at
Fonda's Thursday or Friday. The con-
cert wi begin at o'clock and the doors
will be closed during the numbers. FL 2
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
THE LATE VICE PRESIDENT.

In the death of the vice president the
nation will mourn, not for what it knows
OF the late vice president, but because a
man exalted to that honorable station by
his fellow countrymen is dead. Probably,
Jew men have been elevated 10 the vice
presidency concerning whom so little
was known. Mr.. Hobart's name had
frequently appeared in reports of meet.
ings of the national Republican commit
tee and, doubtless, he was we'll known in
the world of finance revolving about the
nations metropolis. OF his good deeds
bsfore or after election the people know
nothing. He may have been a man of
wide philanthropy. he undoubtedly was
a man OF more than ordinary ability.
otherwise he would not have been named
by great party for the second place in
the gift of the people. The newspapers
have credited him with certain acts re .
quiring tact. as. for instance, the in,ima.
ton to the obtuse Secretary A'ger that
the president desired, though he would
not demand. the resignation of his port.
folio. He appears to have been in har-
mony with the president and his right
hand bower, SO 10 speak. If this is SO, it
was an unusual thing to a vice president.
In another country. the people would not
have been content to have a vice presi.
dent whom they so little knew. but in the
United States party sponsorship is &C.
cepted in lieu OF that infinite amount of
information touching the person, pedi
gree and social life 30 essential to win
position in Republican France or Mon
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Announcement.

To accommodate those who are partial
to the use of aton:zc-s in applying liquids
into the nasal as, S for catarrhal trou-
Jles, the proprietora ropare Cream Balm IN
liquid form, which will be known as Ely's
Liquid Cream Balm. Price including the
spraying tube is Is cents. Druggists or by
mail The liquid form embodies the med
icinal properties of the solid preparation.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

La Grippe, with its after effects, an
nually destroys thousands of people. 1t
may be quickly cured by One Minute
Cough Cure the only remedy that pro-
duces immediate results IN coughs. colds,
Group. bronchitis. pneumonia and throat
and lung troubles. 1t will prevent con-
sumption. Chas. T. Gilbert.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

You never know what form of blood
poison will follow constipation. Keep
the liver clean by using DeWit's Little
Early Risers and you will avoid trouble.
They are famous little pills for constipa.
ton and liver and bowel troubles. Chas
L. Gilbert.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
After Bryan Nothing.

The Brooklyn Eagle would like to
know who would be the Democratic
candidate in case Mr.. Bryan should die
The prob ability is that in such an un
fortunate event the party would simply
retire from business,
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

less di tinct
intervals if he
is healthy.
Corncd beef
a IL d cabbage
taste better to
a healthy, hun
cry man than
terrapin and
pate de fol
grds to the
jaded appetite
OF a dyspepuc.
T h e enjoy
Inent of eating
d pen d S on
the condition
of the stom-
a c h, liver,
b ow S, and
kidneys. If
these do not
40 tLa.- -orJ-
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Two Points of View.

"She's dear, dear girl" said the
fond mother, glancing approvingly at
her daughter.
"Yes, she certainly is, said the ia
ther, glancing disapprovingly at her
dressmaker's bill. - Chicago Daily
News.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Rights of the Fair Ser.

she-Talk to me of women's rights!
Women have no rights!
He-Haven't any rights? You're
crazy. Let man dress up in women's
clothes, and go out on the street. and
ne is Immediately arrested; but a
woman is allowed to go.out on wheel
and tog out in mems clothes, and be
the toughest-looking body in the bunch.
Statesmen.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

Geo. holland. Rockland. O., says, my
wife had piles forty years. DeWits
Witch Hazel Salve cured her 1t is the
best salve in America" 1t heals every.
thing and cures all skin diseases. Chas.
T. Gilbert.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
story of = Slave.

To be bound hand and foot for years
by the chains of disease is the worst form
of slavery. George ID. Williams. of Man
chester, Mich. tells how such a slave
was made free. He says: "My wife has
been so helpless for FIVE years that she
could not turn over in bed alone. After
using two bottles of Electric Bltters. she
is wonderfully improved and able to do
her own work." This supreme remedy
for female diseases quickly cures nervous
ness, sleeplessness. melancholy. head.
ACHE. backa che. fainting and dizzy spells.
MS miracle working --l4-.-----,.
send to weak. sickly. run down people.
Every bottle guaranteed. Only 50 cents.
Sold by Streamers Drug Store.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

FOR SALE OR LEASE-A two story
stone residence, all modern, corner 10th
and Aurora avenue. Enquire at 1926
Pine street, or of Phillip Anderson at the
McAllister Lumber & Supply Co.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Ju,t "a Bare Chance

Stripped of his private secretary and
his wife's wardrobe, it would seem III t
Aguinaldo has nothing better than a
bare chance of escaping. on
Post
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

Nasal Catarrh quickly yields to treat
ment by Ely's Cream Balm, which is agree
ably aromatic. 1t is received through the
nostrils, cleanses and heals the whole sur
face over which it ditfuses itself. Druggists
sell the SOC. size; Trial size by mail, 10
cents. Test it and you are sure to continue
tba treatment
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Well SunnIlesl

Lady Traveler-Allow me to detair
you one moment, sir. have here nea.
and pretty little letter-opener-ver
handy.
Gent Gnterrupting)-so have II,
home. I'm married man, you
-Tit-Bits.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Chicken Pie supper,
Post.

The Daughters of Ruth Rebs kah lodge
No 5 will give supper at Odd Fellows
h Ill. over the City Meat market, tomor
row Thursday from 5 p m. till mid
night. Meals Is cents. % 1t
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Bismarck's Iron Nerve

Was the result of his splendid health.
Indomitable will and tremendous energy
are not found where Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys, Bowels are out of order. II you
want these qualities and the success they
bring. use DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
They develop every power of brain and
body. Only 25c at Streamer's Drug Store
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
EUBANKS.

Fresh ground bone for poultry at the
city market, Euler & Vogtle propretors.
2stf
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
She Couldn't Tell

Jack-They say a kiss without a
mustache is like an egg without salt.
What do you think about it?
Ernestine-Well-er-really, can't
say, as | never
Jack-What?
Ernestine-Ate an egg without salt.
Town Topics.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
For Sale

Dirt cheap. Fine buggy and saddle
horse. we'll bred and thoroughly gen, e.
Enquire at 1929 10th street, University
Place. 2r5t
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
THEls'DAlLY 'CNNERA

To Cure n Cold In One DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it fails
to cure. E. w. Groves signature is on
each box. 25c.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
To the Public.

The Merchants hand laundry is under
new management. For up to date
launcry work give me a trial. guar.
antee first class work and prompt deliv-
cry. GENE ARNErr.
Phone Io7-b. Prop.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
GOOD THINGS TO EAT.

What they are depends mostly on the
condition of the cater.
Most anything is good to cat If man is
properly. healthily hungry
Every man is properly hungry at more or
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

Do you want good strong pair of
shoes for your boy or girl? If SO. come
and look at these that we are closing out
for soc, just the thing for school children
|. L. RACHoFSKY.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

Mrs. E. Curtis. formerly OF the Inn.
nov OF the Curtis, 1873 Spruce, op
posite court house. is now prepared te
accommodate day boarders and roomers.
Former patrons of the Inn as well as
newcomers will be heartily welcomed at
the Curtis. 6u
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Publishers OIL Dolly CGHeu md weekly tribune

TERMs-I5c. per week; SOC. per month
by carrier. $500 per year when paid in
advance.
Advertising Rates upon application.
Entered at the Postofice at Boulder
Colorado, as second-class matter.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

For RENT-Furnished rooms, 4oS
Pearl street. al If
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

Go to J. L. Rachofskys and get $3.50
worth of shoes for soc.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Business Opening.

Good business proposition already on
paying basis. small capital required. Call
at IoI4 Arapaboe street. I7tf
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

Room and board at reasonable rates
for man and wife, or ladies. at 400 Mar.
inc street. 2oIw
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

IL wouldn't be withou, DeWitts Witch
Hazel Salve for any consideration, :"
writes Thos. b. Rhodes. Centerfeld, o.
lnfallible for piles. cuts, burns and skin
diseases Beware of counterfeits. Chas.
T. Gilbert
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
nUHTTcJ MORTGAGE MONEY, see
Unh lEl ]. WILHELM HAAA. Cheney BlA

Experience is the best teacher"
Every testimonial in favor OF Hoods
Sarsaparlla is the voice of experience to
you. and you may take this medicine
with perfect confidence that it will do
for you what IT has done Tor others
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
PerpleNel,

Pearl-Our minister has been stand
ing in front of that store for the last
hour. 1 wonder if he is waiting for
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

ELocUTIoN-A first class instructor in
elocution and physical culture is in the
city. Best of references. Will call if
desired. Address Daily Camera. i4tf
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

For bargains that are bargains IN real
estate see EUBANKS.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Being Careful.

'Leonidas!" exclaimed Mr. Meek
tons wife, on his return from jour
ney. Il am at a loss to understand
your conduct when we parted. Isaid
good-by to you"
Eyes, Henrietta
why didn't you say 'good-by' in
response?"
Il was just about to do so, Henri
eta, but checked myself was afraid
you would accuse me of trying to have
the last word again. Washington
Star
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

Ruby-No; handkerchief knots. He
is trying to remember what his wife
put them there for.-Chicago Daily
News.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

]. ID. Bridges, editor Democrat" Ian.
caster, N. H.. says. zone Minute Cough
Cure is the best remedy for Group
ever used" Immediately relieves and
cures coughs, colds. Group, asthma,
pneumonia. bronchitis, grippe and all
throat and lung troubles. 1t prevents
consumption. Chas, T. Gilbert.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
ASTORE SHOULD BE JUDGED BY
THE VALUES 1T OFFERS

1t isn't safe to Judge store by the promises
it makes. but by the promises it keeps. If
merchant leads you to expect good VALUES,
and then disappoints you he doesn't deserve
your patronage. 1t is our policy to have the
public find our offerings even better than
represented. Therefore there is never any
disappointment in following up our advertise
ments. We quote some prices below which
represent real, not make believe, bargains
for this week:
Our soc Ladies Calico Wrappers for.
Oar Ladies Crico Wrappers or..............5oc
Our Ssc Ladies Calico Wrappers or..............6sc
Our 81 90 Ladies Flannelette Wrappers ......75c
Our Ladies Flannelette Wrappers for ........ooc
Our I25 Ladies Fannee,te Wrappers for.
Our I.5o Ladies Fannee,te Wrappers
Our LIS aides Fannee,te Wrappers for
Yours for bargains,
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
knots?

Ruby-No; he just tied two knots this
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

Hoods pills cure biliousness, sick
headache.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Human Snture.

hve minutes to get that man on the teIe-
phone.
Uncle Josh-It would take an hour to
go to his Office, wouldn't it?
City Nephew-About that.
Uncle Josh-An' here you're kickin'
about losin' five minutes, stead of bein'
thankful fer savin' So minutes.-puck
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
The Voice Of Experience.

Mrs. Henpeck-l don't like te. "e"
marriage referred to as lottetyy
Her Neither do I. ,a,, -.
correct. When you win in q,nn,,,
you win; but when you wig ot.a. -
hand in marriage you very
N. Y. Journal, l.
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

Money to loan by
Daily camera., 1899-11-22
Swallowing . Che W.

The goat he ate a comiAin.
Ana soon pen"n 70 pftly said.
II can help " ~eso fun"
you see, I'm full of
-Chicano Daily
Daily camera., 1899-11-22

morning.
Middletown transcript., 1899-05-06
ALocIx of His Hair.


A venerable, white haired clergyman
recently preached in the parish Of a
friend. He had hardly got back to the
vicarage from the church when the door
bell rang and a charming girl Of Is
asked to see him. He received her.
They talked about the sermon and other
things until finally she asked difident-
ly:
"Oh, won 'tyou please give me alock
Of your hairf''
Certainly, my child, said the old
gentleman, fattered at the request.
"I'll send it to you tomorrow, and he
did.
On his return to his own home he
had five more requests of the same kind,
and be proudly boasted to his wife that
he was glad to see that he had net yet
lost his power to please. All went well
until his wife received this note:
"Dear Mrs. -, won't you please
ask your husband to send me just lit
tie lock of his hair7 We have all been
taking lessons in making hair flowers
So many of the other girls asked him
and he sent it to them-that thought
I would rather ask you to get it for me
Won't you please do this for me2 It is
SO hard to get white hair fer lilies Of
the valley"
This was terrible blow, and the less
now said about locks Of hair in that old
gentleman's presence the better.
Middletown transcript., 1899-05-06
Marksnen In Battle.

The story cf what marksmen can do
in battle is written in red letters all
over the history of war. remarks the
Boston Herald The famous English
archers whose cloth yard shafts won SO
many fights at desperate odds against
the mail clad knights of France. the
embattled farmers whose deadly aim
was SO fatal on the Lexington road and
the slopes of Bunker Hill. the grim
slaughter which broke Pakenham' s
veteran regiments at New Orleans-all
are proofs in point Later evidence Of
the value of straight shooting is afford
ed by that strange war in which the
Dutch Beers won the esemi-independence
which they now enjoy
In this contest there was on one side
a burgher force with slight pretensions
to discipline, and none at all to drill.
and on the other side British force,
hardened in battle and trained to the
perfection of soldiership. Jet the Beers
were victorious in every encounter On
the field What is the explanation
Why, simply this: The Beers were splen-
did marksmen. who knew how to make
every shct tell. while the British were,
comparatively speaking, mere wasters
of ammunition Of the soldierly pattern
Middletown transcript., 1899-05-06
The Power Of Shakespeare.

An old Latin saying, Laudant quod
non Intelligent (They praise what they
do not understand), was once illustrat-
ed by an English tourist who happened
into the Lutheran church at Elsinore
one Sunday morning. The tourist did
not know a word of the Danish Ian
guage, but he wrote: "The clergyman
had quiet earnestness of manner and
a persuasive eloquence that pleased and
attracted. I admired the discourse, al
though l did not understand word of
it. !" The book, from which we have
copied this illustration of a common
practice tells the following amusing
story of a Dutch audience listening to
one of Shakespeare's plays:
I will tell you, such is de powers Of
de Shakespeare, that vunce saw play
de great man acted in Anglish. in Hol-
land, where der vas not vun person in
all de house but myself could onder-
stond it, yet dere vas not person in all
dat house but vat vas in tears-dat is,
all crying, blowing de nose and weep
very nouch; couldn't onderstond vun
vurd of de play, yet all weeping. Such
was de powers of de Shakespeare