Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-09-27
 DOROTHY DREW.

ship added so much to the bappiness of his later years, is the subject of q very interesting sketch in The Young Woman. We learn from it that before aer 4th year her political views had become decidedly radical; to her mind the house of lords was a most repre- nensible institution, and the house of commons was the mainstay of the na- ton. When the house of lords was spoken of in her presence as the "up- per house" she would retort: You mean the house of eommons!" She visited the latter during her Sd year and for time thought herself in church The frequent rising and sit- ting of the members soon undeceiyed her, however, and from these move ments and the oratorical gesticulations of the speakers, she fancied herself in gymnasium--an impression derived from a previous visit to such a place. For some time after this the commons was the place where granddad goes to do his 'nasties," or, on occasions. the place where granddad goes to do his lessons.
 Her visit to Queen Victoria was momentous episode in her young life. and from the article above mentioned we quote the narrative of her delight ful experiences:
 Dorothy relates how she went down the very long corridor to put on her new white froek and her silk gloves, and how grand servant all dressed In red came to say that the queen was waiting The Indian man whom the queen likes very much" was at the l door, and the next moment Dorothy stood before the great queen whom her grandpapa had served for sixty years. But Dorothy thought nothing of the vastness of the empire, or of the length Of the reign which all the world was celebrating. It was nothing to her that the kindly gray-haired lady before her was mistress of one-quarter of the whole human race, To Dorothy she was just another woman like grand mamma, with white cap on her head; and Dorothy courtesied and kissed her and told her her name was ''Dorsie."
 
 papa, that they all had pet names at the castle. and so on and so on: and many interesting pet names were re- vealed on both sides. "Tshe oueen nut on her glasses and asked me to go to the other side of the room, so that she could see me better" Dorothy ex- plains, and then she took little jewe1-ease and said This is for you opened 1t and saw darling little brooch, with diamond V and a dia- mond R and turquoise I, and little crown at the top made of red enamel. 1 courtesied and kissed her hand and said, Thank you very much She looked very nice and kind, and liked her very much. Then the queen kissed the little debutante again, and Doro- thy and her mother returned to town"
 Ktpling, who is numbered among the celebrities who have sought Dorothys acquaintance, tells an amusing story of their meeting They had been in the grounds surrounding Hawarden for some time together, when Dorothy's mother appeared, saying:
 Now, Dorothy, hope you have not been wearying MT. Kipling" 'oh, no; aot bit" was the frankly uneonven- ional reply. *Mr Kipling has been yearying rne"
 A Comedy Os Errors.
 There was an accident on Portland street the other day, and this is how it happened: A tramp walking Up the e+roo+ cavu o bauauoIopt-I0alxfnr v.rhao4. man riding down, and started to head him off. Just then dog on the same side of the street noticed a cat on the opposite side and made for it. The dog didn't notice the tramp, and the wheelman took no account of the dog. The result was that the dog went be- tween the legs of the tramp and rolled that individual over on his back. The wheelman struck dog and tramp and took a header over them. The wheel man struck frantieally at the dog and his blow landed on the nose of the tramp, while the dog made an assault on the tramp, and, missing him. made life exciting for the wheelman At last they untangled themselves and the tramp and the wheelman trailed bad language one up and the other down the street, while the dog stood and growled at both. Meanwhile the cat emerged from hole in the lumber pile where she had taken refuge and watched the three with evident inter. est-Lewiston Journal
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