The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-08-05
NEWSPAPERS WAS
HIS SPECIALITY
A PerniciOus Small Thief Brought to
Bank.
THE COURT OF REGULATION.
The Town is Fast Getting in Ideal
shape and Justice John is Dclibc-
ratcly "orking Himself out Of
Job-Big Civil Docket.
THE COURT OF REGULATION.

The dogs days are over ana ohiy 90
sionaily ls % tax collected "heh soiio
witness accidentally refers 10 cog ia
bus testimony, and the Great Dis pe"S''
quickly inquiries III he mas s'l "'en..'
Inc movement in ceHaf caps mas so''oli
lo De qulle siashthI 'I HdFl"a ui'tfDN
TO their proper level
con tractors are eeliins urea Oh payll5
.''.ra 'oi 'o Pr.,''- .'1'..S o' 49,. .,,.i-
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tvoWttrn on, CI.,Nr
,i.boro il. uftls' otso ilf, for tbo croq,
,,fs,.neor ~, ,,b,t t,f. ..,,,ofit, ~, ,o,cb
morning before tbo ciminsi docitot he
struck ovreuf Tine rival b,g,.,e,. tr,r.r.,
mon
Neorl,. o,o,,, dan. ..,. l.,, oe ttor,
overefeos tb. mani, III tbo do,,o+ a1J
marches nm and leaves the n-fco of haul
ing eight trunks with the financial de-
partmont NJ the court.
JUSTICE EMERITUS
Justice John w.u soon have the town
so well regulated That there win he mo-
more violations to trv. and Doe win be
made Justice Emeritus. home fund
VIII be started for him and De will spend
the balance OF his days watching the
daily contributions 20 the fund.
A MONOPOLY.
A lone little nIeger occupied The pon
IN the Police Court yesterday, the
net result of the day docket he SAT
Dreyfusliko in The middle OF the big
cage wip.ns his tears away with the
folds of his dirty cap. lonesome and for
l0rn amid the life and glicty that char
actcrizcd the days proceedings just out
side.
Joe Crunp was the name De answered.
90. and his apparel consisted. beside Tho
one shirt without button. and ono sus.
pcuGcr fastened behind with "a stick
Joe lca Fory free and iudeneu lent
life. reapr- whore De did not sow. and
selling chcanlr other mrn's goods.
CAUSED BAD HuMOR.
Joe would risc with the butcher. the
mIkman. iecman. and other morning
larks and by following the route 1l The
morning newspaper carriers picked uD
plenty OF pascrs 10 bring him in good
daily income.
Joe caused untold bad humor among
new paper readers ln the West End
lie created mark by taking DE pa.
pers from door-sieps. and when the sub
scribcr had abused the newspaper office
during the entire morning meal. ana
possibly spoiled his digestion, Joe would
come along no time when anxiety %
know the news was at top notch. and the
two great principles or supply ana de-
mand would Dee beautifully fulfilled and
Joe would revel in cigarettes "a WASH
ngton pie for the balance of the dav
But al things have an ending. n news
paper Garner ma behiud tiee-noA ana
sa" Joe take paper rom ins PoIch az
-3 east Grace street ana caught MN req
handed
Joe maze o' -p'I'le eitoIi "l escape
through me ha'k lol ana over q ,"I.
fence. but the carrier was close Dehind
him. ana tH'I accounts i'f DO, lfO'a'is
being held up uy SUCH.
The Great dispenser sent Joe TO JAN
Tor hiieen l"! .
a bOL-Ai' . w Oi'Ii ID.
Robert l'o"ieiI a""lleI "'.i7 A's5e',
'.'--t '.'"i''''7 -. .t4. ..
while 90 motion j. q. stealing fiae' ne
WIS bought OFT Dy d washer" oi'a" 4''
81. ,.,.
Joe THOMAS coIoitl' i.ll N'9 i'''N ~