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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29
JOHN +. CHAPMAN.
He Is- the Head of the Baptist Youns

He Is' the Head of the Baptist Young
Peoples Union.
John II. Chapman, who was re-elect-
ed at Richmond, Va. as president OF
the Baptist Young Peoples Union OF
America, is one Of Chicago's sterling
business men who finds time and
means to be intensely interested In re-
llgious work and ways Mr.. Chapman
was ever an earnest Christian. He was
especially concerned with the work of
Baptist training for Baptist young peo-
pie. This desire formed an excellent
capitalization in the organization In
Chicago of the society Of which he is
the head. The union sprang into life In
1890, and Mr.. Chapman was its first
president. Religious bodies appreciate
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

The Supreme Court OF Indiana has
rendered a far-reachlng decision IN a
suit brought by citizens OF Portland
against natural gas and oil company
which, Il was claimed. had entered in
20 an Illegal combination to raise the
price u ~ product. The plaintiffs
were sustained, the declsion-whlch, II
Is asserted, will apply TO many trusts
being based Oh the cOmmon-law
point Of public policy" 1T Is an old
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

4 London 'prophct' las damaged his
reputation by two inconsistent perform
ances. a week after positively predict
ing the end Of tho world In 1900 he
paid a large sum to secure fifteen
year lease OF n house wherein hS car.
ries on a mercantile business.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

and familiar MAXIM" said the court
"that competition Is the life OF trade;'
and whatever act destroys competi-
ton, or even relaxes It, upon the part
OF those who sustain relations to the
public. Is regarded by the law MS in
furious TO public interests. and Is,
therefore, deemed TO DO unlawful"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

The words Of President Loubet OF
France, In the recent crisis, are worthy
OF everlasting remembrance. 81 did
not care TO enter the presidential Of
fee" he said; but since find II is a
place OF peril, l shall not forsake IT,"
II Is such n spirit that anlmates the
truq hero
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

No. Constant Reader, the term "oc-
topi" Is not applied, as you ingenious
~ suggest, to a circular piece Of pastry
which can be conveniently cut into
eight pieces. 1t Is merely the plural Of
the eightarmed beast known as the
trust.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

The doctor that tried to commit sui
eide by eating a cake OF a certain
cleansing soap and then got well ought
60 receive good advertising rates from
the manufacturers Of the article.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29
A GIgantIe Japaneae Idol.

The biggest idol in the world is Dia-
Buten, the japanese god, which Ia over
90 feet high. The image is made OF
copper, Tin. mercury and gold. and has
been worshiped FOR more than twelve
centuries.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

Proposing TO call the United States
Of North America "Usona" does not
seem to 90. They may not be always
as flush as they are now, but they'll
never get as short as that
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

'The secret Of success" says Dis
raeli us constancy Of purpose II is
evident that he did not consider the ex-
perlence OF those who are trying TO
drink the brewcries dry.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

"A woman only realizes the full
value OF a husband when he is lost"
said delegate. And not always then.
Sometimes the insurance companies
win the suit.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

Wouldn't there be danger that rub
ber-tired locomotive might bounce OF
The track7 II might be better to try
rubber-tired wheels on street cars
frst
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

This rumor OF a peanut trust is pos
sibly without foundation. There may
be no excitement over some other
trusts. but the peanut means circus.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

The emperor OF Germany evidently
fears that n all the world were at
peace he would soon be out Of an &C.
cupatiOn and go mad OF ennui.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

A girls face may be slightly flushed,
OF course by virtue Of other causes.
That kissing bug isn't, accurately
speaking, the only thing that can do 1t.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

Canada appears to be firmly con-
Einced OF the desrablity OF annexa-
tion--6f a portion OF United States ter
ritory.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

when rich men swear OF on their
taxes Il Is not only evidence that
money talks. but that II tells lies.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

All these Andree communications dis
covered IN the far North seem 10 be
run finds. They invariably come out
OF a bottle
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

The spasm OF kidnapping Ia a grave
reflection upon the versatility OF the
Eickedness OF the country.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

Science tells us the American skull Is
growing larger. More expansion.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

Complaint Is made that the word
"automobile" Is too long. Just yet 1t
hasn't done anything to justify calling
Il other names.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

The Beers made the mistake Of try
ing to found a republic on top OF some
thing that Great Britain wanted.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

Nearly every woman has refused an
pGer OF marriage from a man who
Rftcrward amounted to something.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

Corsets are going out Of fashion In
Paris II never was a staid sort OF
borough.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-09-29

Does singing the song 20, Promise
Me" at a wedding, promise anybody
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
Corner Grocery

Will be the iamously funny comedy
Corner Grocery with Daisy Chaplin
as Patsie, 1.-THE Bad Kid. The play
is certainly funny and abounds in a
series of side splitting situations which
keeps the audience in one continual rear
Of laughter. The "Bad Kid" is the life
of the play. she plays pranks on every
one. Her father sends her down town
after pair Of shoes and she brings home
a wheel-barrow. She hangs red flag
on the Dutchman's grocery store and at
tempts to sell him by aution. She makes
the Irish policeman on the beat tired Of
lie; in fact. no one or nothing escapes
her. Miss Chaplin introduces number
of specialties and her medley duet in the
second act is quite feature. The cast
includes James Nesbitt, Billy Bowers
(late of Side Tracked Co.,) VIM. r.
Healy, Kate Medinger, Rachel Lorraine
and others. Special scenery will be car.
ried for the production which will be first
class IN every respect.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
Demand For Football Tickets.

Football tickets TO the great game be-
tween the army and navy. to take place
at Franklin Field. Philadelphia. Deem
Der end. are in great demand. The dis
tribulion OF 4 900 of these tickets began
Yesterday. 1t is an elaborate affair. and,
in addition to the direct supervision OF
the committee of the Naval Academy
Auxiliary Athletic Association, required
a force OF clerks. The work of assign
ment of tickets has been one OF great care
and discretion. for many have been the
applications and all had 10 be weighed
in order of their claims. The cadets each
secure two tickets, and members OF the
association, which has borne largely the
expense OF the football team, receive four.
1t is now among the impossibilities to
obtain any tickets. unless on the list that
the committee has carefully made out.
An invitation, with the Naval Academy
seal in blue and gold, and a compliment
tary card accompany each ticket. which
itself has coupon for the stand, row and
seat of the holder.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
FOOTBALL.


The final game for the championship
OF Maryland Intercollegiate League will
be played tomorrow at Union Park,
Baltimore. between St. Johns College
and Johns Hopkins University. For
years the strongest friendly rivalry IN
athletics. and particularly in foot ball,
has existed between these two institutions
and the game between them at the end
OF the season is always prepared for 18th
especial effort. Last year st. Johns w.'n
by the score of 6. TO o. John Hopa,n
last game this season was three weeks
ago. They have been saving up for St.
Johns. showing how important they con-
slider the game. ST. Johns has practic-
ed hard the past week and one OF the
fought. most holly contested
games may be looked forward to. With
this game the football season at St. John
will be closed.
St. Johns line up against Hopkins
will be as follows:
P. Herman. | e.; Gardy. !. Z: Hutch.
ems. |. g.; Wyatt. C.; Morgan. 7. g.
Spates. r. I Wisner, r. e.; Melvin, q. b.
Pennington. l. h. b.; Hill, T. b. b..
Mackall. {. b.
The Young America Athletic Assoeia'
ton of Annapolis. will play the Y. H. A.,
OF this city. at ST. Johns College Park
tomorrow. Game called at 2.2o p. m
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
TO MY PATRONS.
And The Public In General.

In 1897 had occasion to call attention
to my opening at corner of West and
Calvert streets. and expressed the opinion
of the necessity of first class wholesale
and retail Liquor Store in this locality
where the choicest liquors obtainable
could be purchased, for family and medi-
cinal use. am pleased to state that my
expectations have been fully realized,
and the patronage accorded me by those
who appreciate my efforts in supplying
the best brands of liquors at the lowest
Erices encourages me to announce that my
prices remain the same as two years ago,
Notwithstanding the fact that the tax i'm
posed by the United States Government
increased the purchase price of goods.
My goods are bought in bond, in large
quantities and my motto has and always
will be, the very best goods obtainable
at the lowest possible prices.
invite an inspection of my stock, and
extend cordial invitation to all who may
desire to purchase, choice, unadulterat-
ed goods. have arranged for large
supply tor holiday trade and am prepar-
ed to serve all in quantities to SUIT.
Thanking all for past iavors. and hoping
fair treatment, and choice goods will
merit a continuance, remain.
Yours Respectfully,
EDWARD WEISS,
Wholesale and Retail Liquor Dealer.
Cor. West & Calvert St Annapolis, Md.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
Story Ola Slave.

To be bound hand and foot for year:
by the chains of disease is the worst form
of slavery. George d. Williams. o.
Manchester. Mich, t,lls how such q
slave was made free. He says: "My
wife has been so helpless for FIVE year.
that she could not turn over in bed alone
After using two bottles Of Electric Bit
tiers. she is wonderfully improved anC
able to do her own work." This supreme
remedy for female diseases quickly cure:
nervousness. sleeplessnes. melancholy
headache, backache, fainting and dizz,
spells. This miracle working machine
is godsend to weak. sickly, run dowr
people. Every bottle guaranteed. Onl,
50 cents. Sold by Feldmeyer Bros.
City Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
From New Zealand

ERECTION, New Zealand, Nov. %, 1896.
| am very pleased to state that since ]
took the agency for Chamberlain's medi-
cines the sale has been very large, more
especially of the cough remedy, In two
years have sold more of this particular
remedy than of all other m axes for the
previous FIVE years. AS TO its efficacy.
have been informed by scores OF per-
sons of the good results they have receiv-
ed from it, and know its value from the
use of it in my own household. 1t is SO
pleasant to take that we have to place
the bottle beyond the reach OF the chill
dren.-E. ]. SCANTLEBURY. For sale by
Feldmeyer Bros, City Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
Entertainment. ., ST. Mary.s Han.

The pupils of St. Mary's School will
give musical and dramatic entertain
ment at St. Mary's Hall. on Gloucester
street. on Monday and Tuesday even
ings Of next week, November 77ih and
7Sth. Among other numbers on the pro-
gram are "Mother Goose's Wax Works. -
Don't Aim too High" "Uncle Sans
Recruits" pole drill. "Money Mat
ters." tableau. Orchestral music will
be furnished under the leadership OF Prof.
Charles A. Zimmerman. Those who
have attended entertainments given by
St. Mary's school in times past. know
they have always been of high order.
and this one will be no exception. The
children Of the school are well drilled.
and their meritoiious work has won for
them high reputation. Tickets. adults
IS cts. children IS cts.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
A Sure Sign of Group.

Hoarseness in child that is subject
to Group is sure indication OF the APP
proach Of the disease. II Chamberlain ms
Cough Remedy is given as soon as the
child becomes hoarse. or even after the
croupy cough has appeared, it will
prevent the attack. Many mothers who
have croupy children always keep this
ready at hand and find that it saves them
much trouble and worry. II can always
be depended upon and is pleasant to
take. For sale by Feldmeyer Bros.
City Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
PERSONAL. MENTION.

In the Social Whiri-Those Who Go
and Those Who Come.
Mai. AL. Smith. U. S. A. and wife are
at Hotel Maryland for the winter.
Miss Madeline Loomis and Miss Elsie
Melvin spent the day in Baltimore.
Miss Combs, the vocalist of last nights
organ recital. was entertained by the
Misses Tate.
Governor Lowndes arrived this morn
ing at 10 o'clock with his private secre
tary, Mr.. Coyle. The governor has been
busy all day signing commissions of new
ly elected officers.
Mrs. Lowndes, Miss Elizabeth and
Master Lowndes arrived here today and
are at the exec utive mansion.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
HOLIDAY PRICES.

Prices of candies from now until aftei
the holidays will be reduced as follows
Coo. candies reduced to 3octs per ID.
3oc candies reduced to I5cts per ID.
Special prices to the retail trade. We
have on hand now a fine assortment o.
candies for the holiday trade.
In connection with our candy kitchen
we have a fine Lunch Room, well sup
Piled with everything in season. Meal.
served at all hours. Regular dinner
2scts. GUS. CARDES,
n2I Corner Main and Francis Street
Also Stall at the Market House.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
Monitor Passaic To Be Sold.

The monitor Passaic, a relic of the
Civil War, which has for many years
lain at Pensacola. Fla. passed up the
Virginia coast yesterday in tow OF the
tug Lautenbacb, bound to League Island
Navy Yard. Philadelphia, where. it is
stated, the obsolete craft is to be sold as
Junk to the highest bidder. The wooden
training ship Alliance arrived in Hamp-
ton Roads Yesterday.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
To Be Retired.

Rear Admiral John Schouler. U. S. N.
residing on Maryland avenue. has re.
Gently been retired under the age limit.
Chief Gunner. Robert Sommers. u, S.
N. will be retired under the age limit,
on December 18th. Mr.. Sommers re.
sides with his family on Prince George
street.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24

Army-Navy Foot Ball Game Dec End
at Philadelphia, Pa.-Round Trip Tick
cts So 55.
These tickets will be sold December
Ist, and for the 40. 800 special and
S.ssa a. m, trains. December and and
will be limited for return December 4th'
There will be a special train leave Balti
more for Annapolis at 9 4op. m. Decem.
be, and, for the accommodation of those
persons who wish to return that night.
This srain viii connect wirh B. & o train
sag from Philadelphia.
SHELLMAN b. BROWN,
G.. T. & r. A.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
Volcanic Eruptions

Are grand. but skin Eruptions rob life
of Joy. Bucklen's Arnica Salve, cures
them, also Old. Running and Fever
Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons Corns.
Warts, Cuts, Bruises. Burns, Scalds,
Chapped hands, Chilblains. Best Pile
cure on earth Drives out Pains and
Aches. Only as cts, a box. Cure
guaranteed. Sold by Feldmeyer Bros,
City Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
CoALl coALi coALl

Having received large supply OF
COAL, / am now prepared to fill orders
for all sizes of good. clean, free burning
COAL at the lowest figures. Now is the
time to lay in your supply of COAL for
the Winter. Orders for either COAL or
WOOD feft at my Office on Francis street
will receive prompt attention.
VIM. DUvAL, JR..
sI4 Coal Yard. West Street Eek
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
SPECIAL TRAIN

Leaving Baltimore at midnight Nov
ember 25th, 1899. No passes. other
than ANIMALS will be good on this train.
SHRLLMAN B. BROWN,
G.. T. & F. A.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot Base powder. Itcures painful.
smarting nervous feet and ingrowirg nails and
instantly tskes the sting out of corns and bun
ions. 1t S the greatest comfort discovery of the
age. Allen Foot Ease makes tight or new shoes
feel easy It is a certain cure for sweating, call
Sold by all druggists and shoe stores. BY mai
for 25c in stamps. Trial package FREE Ad-
dress Allen 5. olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y. Tie en-
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
Notice to Gunners.

All persons are hereby forewarned not to tres
pass or hunt with dog or gun. on the farm of
IL X Winchester and II. X winchester, N d.,
as the fields have been provided with poison for
the benefit of the dogs. and the full penalty of
the law will be enforced in each and every case.
Our object is TO protect the game. as it was
almost exterminated by the blizzard last winter
H. r. WINCHESTER.
nl4m H. r. WINCHESTER, NJ ID.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
PROPOSALS
Proposals for Board Walk

SEALED PROPOSALS will be re-
ceived at the Council Chamber. WE'D
NESDAY, November 2oth, 1899. at IL
o'clock NJ, for laying a Board Walk
from the corner of Second and West SITS.
TO the Shirt Factory. By order,
STREET COMMITTEE.
Specifications can be seen by apply
ing to the City Commissioner.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
Naval Notes.

A draft of marines arrived yesterday
at the Naval Academy for duty.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
Notice to Creditors.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, that the sub
IN scribe- of Anne Arundel Co.. has obtained
from the Orphans Cont of Anne Arundel coun-
ty in Maryland. letters of administration on
the personal estate of ELLA BELLS, late of
Anne Arundel county, deceased. All persons
having claims against the deceasee, are hereby
warned to exhibit the same, with the vouchers
thereof, to the subscriber, on or before the
1sr DAY OF FEBRUARY, 1900.
They may otherwise, by law. be excluded
from all benefits Of the said estate. All persons
indebted to said estate are requested to make
immediate payment
Given under my hand this z7th day of July
1899. JOSEPH H. BILLS.
7&76w. GAdhnHfztfator
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
A IiifH

Reliable persons of mechanical or inventive mind
desiring trip 10 the Paris Exposition, with good
salarr and expenses paid. should write
The PATENT RECORD, Baltimore, Md.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
Theatre Train.

We have arranged to run a Special Theatre
Train leaving Baltimore at midnight on
thursdays, NOv'r and, 9th,
18th, 23Ed and Goth.
In connection with this train there will be put
on sale, for the train leaving Annapolis at g. IS
p NJ. on the above dates, special one-day ex-
cursion ticket to Baltimore at S1-OO. This
ticket will have attached to 1t a coupon, which
ticket costing more than so cts. at any Of the
following theatres Lyceum Academy Of Music.
Howard Auditorium, Ford's Opera House and
Holiday Street
You will understand that this Is an expert
ment. Its continuance for the future will de-
pend upon your patronage.
sHELLMAN B. BROWN,
g. +. & F. A.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24


NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN, That the
IN subscriber of Anne Arundel County
has obtained from the Orphans Court Of
Anne Arundel County. in Maryland, lettcrs
testementary on the personal estate of HENRY
W.. +: sBEBoHN, late of Anne Arun-
del County, deceased. All persons having
claims against the said deceased are HEREBY
warned TO exhibit the same, with the
vouchers thereof. to the subscribers, on or
10th DAY OF FEBRUARY, 1900.
They may otherwise by law, be excluded
from all benefits of the said estate. All per
sons indebted to said estate are requested to
make Immediate payment.
Given under our hands this Sth day of
August 1892.
AUGUSTA N. Z. SgEBOHN.
80 Executrix. PASSPORT, Nd.
GA STo RIA.
Bears III. HIhs Kind You HAN Axsr Bsugtt
''s. = &1zzzZu
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
GA 9T RIA.
The iae- N Inc kind you Have Always Bought
as' \ &NA1z@ w., y: !:

FOR SALE-A three-horse power
steam engine and boiler. Price 500
Can be seen at the CAPITAL Office where
it has been running. having substituted
gas power for steam. we have no further
use for it, and will sell at scri6ce.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24

TOR SALE CHEAP NO. Z PORTABLE
II RANGE-A NO. BAKER, used about six
months. Inquire at this Office.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24

Come and visit our silk department
we have lovely assortment in all the
leading styles and shades. and we are
most sure that we can please all. A big
bargain in taffetes all colors, worth 100
yard. Special IS cents at Gottleib's
Department Stores
Home made cakes for sale every Sat.
urday at "Magruder's Branch Store" on
Maryland avenue. Proceeds for the
S. Faiths Guild.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
WANT ED.

NOR sALE.-A 2JSx4 HAND-INKINGP RIN-
T. TING PRESS with outfit Of type &c. Will
sell che ip in order 20 substitute larger one.
Address, J. Wesley Amos, waterbury. Mo.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24

SoDody need have GeuraIgia. Get Dr. Miles
Pain Pills from druggists- ''One cent dose
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24

and HANGERS. viii sell ut any price, TO
get them out of the way. Apply at CAPITAL
office. as
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24

XNyANTED.-To buy five or six-room HOUSE
w with LOr, or lot Only, on either OF the
following str cts: Green, Prince George, Mar
ket, Conduit or Charles. State lowest price and
on what terms. Address 'House." Capital office.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24

PPRENTICEs wANTED-IN MILL
"A merry Department at G0ITLklB' store,
Main street apply at oace. NOW
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24

COR SALE. "A good WORK HORSE. Per
II fectly sound and gentle. Apply at the
Capital Office. ii l5-1w.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1899-11-24
CAPITAL JOTTINGs
Picked Up Here and There by Our Ubiqui.
tous Reporters.

Picked Up Here and There by Our Ubiqui-
tous Reporters.
Its an ill wind that blows the doctor
good.
"A literary light is often an unpaid
gas bill.
The dressmaker knows the seamy
side OF life.
The golf player knows what it is to be
suited to tee.
When it comes to getting shaved
every man carries his mug with him.
When a man has no enemies you
can generally put him down as dead
one.
If it takes nine tailors to make man
how is it that one tailor can often break
him?
1t is better to be gas collector than
poet. although they both dabble in
metres.