The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-06-18

uonal Union Bank and Frederick u Tan
W W OF the Galatin National are about ali.
No.. tlSiS IS one other-J. Edward Sim
,iisi'e u me fourth National Great spec
SulldtoIs are seldom bald. though lanes r
Hee4e Is one of the hairless variety. w
10 A. " au,iernist ana Rufus Hatch, whose
~, ,Ss.ds were the same shape and same size
49, oaiu az lar back as their bumps of
reverence. In his extreme old age Com
tiO0ofS Vanderbilt losC nearly al af his
~ IOPA4Iot, ana even Jay Gould was slight
~ llcilleu toward a bare PATE. Cam
mack has a shock of gray hair. such as
on aI5"s naa until the day Of his death, and
PHI Armour is as bald as the American
e ss' put We see precious few bald raj
IOAq presidents. Adolph LeWisohn is
G GIjb1s1ty scarce of hair, and SO also is
me oder members of the Stock Exchange,
hasn't hair on his head that ANYBODY
W. Oh russell Sage keeps his hair
aIhdzlhgly Wen. Edmund Clarence Sted-
man locks wave in the zephyrs of Broad
s.teet. lsidor WOrmser, the Napoleon III
o. the street, could count his few remain
lus mars without great trouble, and so
couid Horace L. Hotchkiss who had he
tutl beard, would look just like our old
iiIlg5nu, hlTh. The fast disappearing
locks Of J. PierpOnt Morgan may be seen
through the wire screen that partly con-
ceais his person from The Broad street
rraa!opse as he works at his desk in the
No one doubts that Uncle Coils Pacific
huntington has brains, yet he has only a
AAlti5e u uSlf. u. ~. NILS mas brains anN
no hair. Roswell P. Flower had only a
middle seam of hair Mayor Van WICK
mas regular roll and tumble of splendid
mar ana, novel;, Croker never will be
palu. HIS halr is like a mat Bishop Pot
Ter is not Samson for tresses. Parkhurst
Is man of hair. Judge Beekman is bald
anu prainy, and the only one of our judges
IN the halr.ess class Col. Bob Iugersoll
nasn't hair enough to part with a towel,
ana ne mas made fortune out of agnosti-
clSm ana iconoclasm. Everett P Wheeler
ION nf n iG in f1aa
place where the wool ought to grow. bur
ne Is no worse off than Uncle Rastus Sem
e.ca ransom Gen. Wager Swayne is be-
heVeo by ms friends 10 possess brains, yet
he is in the hairless class
Little Abe Hummel is as bald as a bar
yet Who denies him brains? What would
become OF the dramatic profession If he
were to drop off? DIR. James H. Parker
VINO used TO pull teeth il the lakewood
OF o. OaLoIina, and whose trust company,
since mas retirement has resolved to in
crease its capital TO 81 500 600 has a pol
lShed dome OF extraordinary character He
mas brains enough to have laid up $1,000 =
| wv Henry Clews and Senator Chauncey
M. Depew are barefoOted all the Wav
around as far down as the wing of the
ear, Journalists, as a rule, are not bald.
Charles r. Miller is drifting into the re-
gion of the hairless, and Charles A Dana
was one OF its brainiest inha bitantS The
magazine editors have quantities of hair
~ course, the writers know not badness
Ward and De Longpre are a bout the only
paid artists we have. Felix Adler has
"DCHt az AluCu morse sense as anybody,
and about as little hair.
1t is astonishing how few really bald
men one can call to mind in a depression
of this kind 1 begin to believe that peo-
pie with hair can and do have brains
Maurice Grau exhibited his bald head 20
the Queen the other day, and Proctor and
keith Immediately matched for a wig
Albert BlaPs head is as slick as a billiard
balk ana De Wolf Hopper still sleeps in
his wig. Hopper is said to be the only
man IN town who has not at least one
hair. Henry o. Havemeyer, the brains of
the sugar trust Notwithstanding Searles,
mas less hair than hen has teeth Uncle
Abe HeWius partner, Mr.. Bedell is as
/ paid as Bald Mountain. Walter William
Law of w. & j. Sloane's firm who looks
so much like Cornelius ". Bliss has more
hair on his face than on his Uranium.
EN-President Cleveland, who did not
poach. is growing bald on the sides of a
narrow strip of hair running down the mid
die of his head. President Mckinley is
thin, but there are slight indications OF
approaching badness. Mr.. Hobart's fore
head is spreading backward with great
| rapidity. Dan Lamont is short of hair,
Tom Plat has none to sell, and Bill Whit
ney's locks are low but thin, like the
! my Woodruff have tresses to throw at
birds One of the bald-heads is Congress-
man Idttauer. EX-Minister Woodford Is
! another. Warning was a hairless man of
| brains. Ham Twombly and Bradley Mar
| tin are among the hairless heavy swells
| In the navy Capt. Chadwick is famous for
| badness, while Gen. Schofeld is the bare
| pate of the army. David B. Hill Is nearly
bereft of natural head covering. A great
many bald men wear wigs or toupees and
! so eXcellently are they constructed to-day
| that the deception is COMPLETE