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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
No Right To Ugliness.

The woman who is lovely in face,
form, and temper will always have
friends, but one who would be attrac-
tive must keep her health. If she is
weak, sickly, and all run down, she will
pc nervous and irritable. IL she has inn
pure blood it will cause pimples, blotches,
skin eruptions, and a wretced complex
ion. Electric Bitters is the best medi-
cine in the world to regulate the stom-
ach, liver and kidneys and to purify the
blood. 1t gives strong nerves, bright
eyes, smooth velvety skin, rich com
plexion. It will make good. looking,
charming woman of run down invalid.
Only 80 cents at A. III. Roberts drug
store.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
HE ADDS PI TO HIS LUNCH.
suburbanite's Struggle with tho RestIes,
Paper Parcel

Paper Parcel
The man in the suburbs had his
lunch neatly tied in a square yellow
paper parcel which did not look its
function. He started from the house
in orderly precision. but had barely
turned the corner when he stubbed his
toe and dropped the rnsuspicious bum
die to the sidewalk. splitting the yell
low paper and depositing sandwiches
and cake on the ground. Then the
train whistle sounded its warning note
and in despair the tortured suburban
lite crammed cake and bread promis-
cuously into his pockets and started
on a run for the station. He caught
the last platform of the last car and
hurriedly sank into seat. When the
conductor asked for his ticket he man
aged to extract the small pastebord
without showing the contents Of one
pocket, but Juggling deep in the other
for his handkerchief to wipe his heat
ed brow, out few crummy bread and
stringy ham and cake that looked as
If the frosting had been nibbled by
mice. The passengers smiled. They
could not have been human and done
otherwise. But the man made no al
lowances for uncomfortable risibilities.
He glared at the offending men and
women. savagely thrust back the bread
and battered cake into his pocket and
enveloped his burning countenance in
the cooling pages of the morning pa
per. But there was look of flint in
his eye that spoke the finish Of the
| home connected luncheon.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
fs,eTAKEN TIPPiNC.
Americans Abroad Frequently Pay Too
Much for Services.

Much for Services.
An American recently arrived In
London from southern city, and be-
ing in haste to continue his journey to
Paris, hired q cabman to take him on
one of his errands. Handing the man
two shilling piece, he directed him
to certain number in New Bond
street. After seating himself in the
cab, the passenger waited for several
minutes, expecting the horse to start.
At last he left the cab and found the
driver on the box inspecting the coin,
which was double the usual fare.
What is the matter?" asked the in
i3nant traveller. This seems to be a
cry small coin for so long a distance
was the surly response. The Ameri-
can smiled grimly and remarked that
the cabman could drive him at once to
Scotland Yard. AS this is the head
quarters of the police, the driver per-
ceived that the American was not a
man to be swindled. "I'll drive you to
New Bond street." he remarked
promptly. IF you will get in, sir"
wait a moment" said the American.
Il want you to look me over carefully.
Now tell me-" he continued, what 1t
was in my appearance that led you to
think me an idiot. Was it my hat or
my collar. or the cut Of my overcoat?
have already paid you double fare for
the distance / have asked you to go,
but I'll give you as much more II you
will tell me what there is in my gen.
eral makeup that encouraged you to
believe that could be fool enough to
| allow you to cheat me-" The cabman
by this time looked sheepish and I'M
comfortable. II took you for an Am
erican, sir" he said, "and thought I
could work another shilling out of you.
Here is one of the shillings you gave
me and am ready to drive you to New
Bond street." The American had
made two mistakes. He ought not to
have paid double fare. and he ought not
to have paid in advance. By violating
the ordinary rules observed by people
who hire London cabs, he encouraged
the cabman to swindle him. The most
judictous course for traveller in a
foreign country is to learn the customs
Of the people in it, and not throw away
money by overpaying cabmen and tip
ping servants too generously TOuth's
Companion.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
His Life Was Saved.

MRS.. E. Lilly, a prominent citizen OF
Hannibal, Mo, lately had a wonderful
deliverance from frightful death. In
telling of it he says: Il was taken with
Typhoid Fever, that ran Into Pneumo:
MIA. My lungs became hardened. !
was so weak l couldn't even sit up in
bed. Nothing helped me. L expected
to soon die of consumtion, when | heard
of DR.. Kings New Discovery. One bot
tie gave great relief. l continued to use
it, and am now we'll and strong, can
say too much in it's praise This medi
cine is the quickest and surest cure in
the world for all Throat and Lung
Trouble. Regular sizes so cents ano
$l.O0. Trial bottles free at A. H. Rob
erts drug store; every bottle guaranteed
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
A bad Habit.

Now just stop and argue it out your
self. Did you ever see the time when
you improved matters any by worry
ing? Worry Is one of the most useless
drains that can be put upon the ner-
vous system. and for that reason. It is
not right TO oneself. In legal affairs an
unjust tax rs condemned and It should
be the same in the management of one
self. II the energy that Is lost in worry
were used In eliminating the cause for
worry. there would not be nearly as
much unhappiness In the world.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
BUCKLEN'S ARNlCA SALVE.

THE BEST SALVE in the world fol-
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers Salt Rheum
Fever Sores, letter, Ceapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tiohs, and positively cure Piles, or nc
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded
Price Is cents per box. For sale by
l. II. Roberts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
POND OF TOBACCO.
Wild Animals Have Liking for the
Weed.

/ have been an inveterate user OF to-
bacco In some form for the past forty
years, and during that time have mao
much to do with all sorts or WHO
beasts, which l have found are nearly
all, more or less, partial to the smell
or taste Of the weed" observed an old
and experienced animal trainer to
Washington Star reporter. For In
stance, the common brown bear Is so
fond Of the fumes Of tobacco that II
you blow smoke through the bars OF
it's cage 1t will, with evident delight,
push forward and rub its back and
head against the iron bars over which
the smoke passes. This is invariable.
Not long ago blew through hollow
stick a pinch Of snuff into the nose OF
sleeping lion. The brute shortly
after awoke, sat up straight, sneezed
violently ard then lay down to sleep
very contentedly again. All goats,
deer, llamas and 30 on will chew and
eat tobae - and snuff with great eager
ness. Monkeys and big balloons also
breathe with great satisfaction the
smoke from cigars. l once made
very vicious llama. belonging to a cir
Gus. my friend by feeding it daily
with a small quantity Of snuff. One
day when the show was In Brooklyn,
N. Y. several memo warsmen came to
see our exhibit of tame and wild ami
mails. When the men got to the inclos-
ure where the llama was kept, one Of
the company commenced teasing the
beast. BY way of protest the llama
suddenly spat at the offending sailor,
and the latter, with very astonished
look. exclaimed: Holy Moses, how his
breath smells of snuff, boys.'"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08

I was seriously afflicted with cough
for several years, and last fall had a
more severe cough than ever before.
1 have used many remedies without
receiving much relief, and being rec
commended to try bottle of Chamber,
lain's Cough Remedy, by friend, who,
knowing me to be poor widow, gave
it to me, tried it, and with the most
gratifying results. The first bottle
relieved me very much and the second
absolutely cured me. l have not had
as good health for twenty years. Re,
spectfully, Mrs. Mary A. Beard, Glare,
more, Ark. Sold by A. H. Roberts,
Druggist.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
PLANTS SEEN NoUEER PLACES
Ten story Factory blooming All Over
With Flowers.

Ten story Factory blooming All Over
With Flowers.
Flower pots exposed along the win
dow lodges prove that spring is here.
There Is no better sign. All winter the
faint blooms have shone behind the
glass of the panes. but now they take
the open air like invalids confined 70:
long. but convalescing. They are
curious things. flower pots. and evi.
dence the love Of nature born in us all
and staying with us to our latest
breath. They are seen. too. In the
most curious places. There Is huge
smoke-grimed factory on the west side
ten stories high. The air about 1t Is
thick with coal dust and SCOT. Yet all
summer It's lodges bloom like gardens
One knows that many girls work in
that factory. The flowers are watered
from tin cups that are carried full and
dripping the long length OF the halls
in the luncheon half hour. Men would
not take the trouble. but the woman
who does not love buds and blooms is
as rare as the woman who does not
love babies. In either case her think
ing machinery has slipped cog or was
built wrongly to begin with. Flower
pots and little seamstresses working
high up above the city's roar 60 to-
gether as naturally as turkey and
cranberry sauce.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
Relief in Six Hours.

Distressing Kidney and Bladder dis
ease relieved in six hours by NEW
GREAT SOUTH AMERICAN KIDNEY
CURE" 1t is great surprise OH &C
count of it's exceeding promptness in
relieving pain in bladder, kidneys anC
back, i'll male or female. Relieves re
tentlon Of water almost Immediately
If 'ou want quick relief and cure thi:
is the remedy Sold by A. H. Roberts
D.Lggist, Audubon, Iowa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08

BEAUTIFUL LAKE VIEWS an ideal
summer resort, the peculiar pleasures of
hunting and fishing being found here
at their best. The North Western line,
to afford an opportunity to reach this
favored spot, will sell excursion tickets
to Lake View at $40 for the round
trip from Audubon, Ia, applying Friday
and Saturday, tickets limited to return
on or before the following Monday.
Apply to agent Chicago & North Western
R'y, 21.10
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08

Il am sorry my husband was defeat
ed for congress" remarked the amiablo
little woman. DO you enjoy life at
the capital?" THAT isn't the point.
1t was so much easier and pleasantcr
to have him write his opinions and
speak them and print them than to
make me sit down and listen to them"
Washington Star.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08

HALF RATE TO WATERLOO, Iowa, VIA
the North Western Line. Excursion
tickets will be sold from stations in Iowa
at one fare for round trip, June ID and
IA, and for trains arriving Waterloo be
fore noon of June Is, limited to June II,
account G. A. r. Encampment. Apply
to agents Chicago and North Western
R'y. 22-2
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
Female BoOtbia cks.

In Paris and other large towns II
France female bootblacks are incre0s
ing in number. They wear a pcculia,
garb. not unlike that of Sisters Ol
Mercy. which renders their appearanc,
rather neat and attractive Not a few
among them attend to their work ",
gloved hands.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
Ross.

Preaching at Ross next Sunday
morning.
Several people are blowing corn and
it looks we'll.
Frank Ramsay has quit working for
Mr. Courtney.
Children's day was postponed till
later in the month.
Oddie Porch shelled corn yesterday,
Frank Miller doing the work.
Most of the people around this part
of the country went to their caves dur
ing the wind storm of last Friday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
Tho Worlds Alnha bet.

The number of letters in the alpha
bets of different languages varies con.
siderably. English and German have
26 letters; French. 25; Spanish, 27;
Italian, 20: Russian, So; Greek, "a
Latin and Hebrew, %; Celtic, II; Ara
bic, %; Persian, 81; Turkish, 49, San
skirt, A, and Chinese. most of all, PA
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08

English SPAWN Liniment removes all
Hard, Soft or Calloused Jumps and
Blemishes from horses. Blood Spavins
Curbs, Splints, Sweeney, Ring. Bone
STILES, Sprains, all Swollen Threats
Coughs, etc. Save $50. by use of one
hottie. Warranted the most wonder
ful Blemish Cure eyerknown. Sold by
H. Roberts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
Avn unpleasant IlInstrat,a.

Il invited Puss Pilkington to go with
me to hear one of those illuminated
song recitals and she refused point
blank" Don't you know why? She
was singing What Is Home Without a
Mother?' few nights ago. and her
father came in and told her he had
just married the cook. Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
seems More Natural.

They say Troppo, the concert pi-
anist, always practices with a phono-
graph running opposition" How
strange! What's his object?" why, it
makes him feel as If he were playing
before a fashionable audience. Phil
adelDhia Bulletin
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08

EXCURSION TICKETS TO DENIsoN, Iowa,
via the North Western Line will be sold
at reduced rates, from stations within 100
miles June 6, 7, 8, limited to June 9, in
elusive, on account of Veterans Reunion.
Apply to agents Chicago & North
Western Railway. wi
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
To Suit.

shopman-Wh hat style of hat do you
wish sir? Cholly-Ah, I am not par
ticular about the style; something to
suit my head, don't yer know. Shop
man-Step this way and look at our
soft hats.-Boston Traveller.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
Caring for His Morals.

Mrs. Prys-"Then you are not going
to move into another fiat, after all"
Mrs. Wise-"No; my husband, who al
ways puts down the carpets, was con-
verted lately, and I don't want to see
the good man backslide. Judge.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
Spanish Marriages.

Marriage in Spain takes place by day
or at night. according to the fortune
of the young people or their station in
life. If well-to-do, the ceremony comes
off in the early part Of the morning.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
Onto His Curves.

Mrs. Styles-"Do you read much fic-
tion?" Mrs. Myles-"Well. yes;
get letter nearly every day from NY
husband when he's on the road
YOnkers Statesman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-06-08
Only Natural.

THAT fellow has a regular horse
laugh" What could You expect of
q man who is in the habit of taking a
pony every hour or two?"
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1899-08-28
FASHIONABLE
GARMENTS.

For mems and boys wear. Our stock
covers the field and is complete in all
respects. Every Garment fit for gen.
tlemans wear. Prices down to hard pan.
just trife above the prices you are
asked for trashy goods in many places.
G. B. Keefer.
Mr.. Frank Gooding is having the
house recently occupied by Mr.. Herman
and family, papered and painted
throughout, Matt McFall has rented the
house, and will occupy the same about
September 1st. Mr.. Gooding is also
having some additions made to the house
recently purchased from Joe Keefer and
will have the same newly papered and
painted.
At a meeting called, Tuesday evening
Aug %, at the Pavilion, for the purpose
of arranging reception tor our volun-
teer soldiers. now on their way home
from Manila, the town was well repre-
scented. The meeting was called to order
By Rev Barger, who was chosen perman-
ent chair man, with Edward Walters,
as Secretary. The following committees
were chosen.
Gen'l Arrangements,-C. w. Wer-
nicke, Alvin McMahon, Mrs. Burnside.
Finance.-Clyde Senter, G. B. Keefer,
G. L. Eveleth.
Decorations.-Mrs.S wope, Mrs. Parry,
E. A. Walters.
Reception.-Miss Aggie Murray, Mrs.
Senter, J. S. Waters, w. J. Smith.
We can rest assui Cd that the COM
mittees chosen, seconded by our patric-
tic and liberal citizens, will give the
boys such a reception as they deserve,
ard that their home coming, will be an
event, long to be remembered not only
by the boys. themselves, but by those
who participate in their welcome.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1899-08-28
sHosHoNE. AUGUST as, 1859.
LOCAL AND GENERAL ROUNDUP.

Listen to Doc. Smiths Bracket
Get your bran and shorts at Senter's,
80 cents per hundred.
Capt. Lusk of Haley was guest at
the Columbia, Saturday.
Mrs. Ennis is visiting friends in Ket-
chum for couple of weeks,
VIM Miller of Bellevue shipped three
carloads of cattle Thursday.
Harvey Day of Birmingham, Iowa is
spending the week in town.
Miss Scarborough OF Gimlet, was in
town for few days, last week.
Messrs McGuinness, Spence and York
came in from Contact, Monday.
T. I. Mcmahon started east with six
carloads of sheep Saturday night.
School supplies of all kinds in stock,
at Doc Smiths Racket" store.
If you want the best -four in the State
get the Rose Of Idaho at Senter,s.
Fresh Creamery butter from the
Caldwell creamery at Sam Hollis.
Fresh ranch eggs wanted at the A, S.
Senters, mercantile establishment.
Boneless ham, lard and salt mea is of
all kinds at Clusters Meat Market.
Go to Doc Smith, for Economy Lamp
Fixtures, a complete line on hand.
Bread, cake and pastries of all kind
made to order. at the Lincoln House.
Sam Johnson, of Lewis Ferry, was
loading cattle in Shoshone, Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Gooding returned
from their eastern trip, Saturday night.
Dan McGuinness shipped IL carloads
of cattle Friday. to the eastern market.
Twenty carloads of cattle were ship
ped, Thursday, by Lincoln County stock
men.
Joe Darrah is having rock barn, 1Sx
40 feet, built on his Big Wood river
ranch.
I.aces- New Stock. fine goods latest
patterns. Call and see them at Sam
Hollis.
w. L. Calhoun. of the U. P. R. R.,
registered at the Columbia, Friday
night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cheney made trip to
Boise City. Friday night, returning Sat-
urday,
Mrs. VIM Brashear, of Salt Lake City, |
is stopping for few days at the Dill
House.
If you want first class Tea and Coffee,
get 1t in bulk from The A. s. Senter
Estate.
DR.. Albee, will move his Office to the
building recently vacated by Dentist
Brooks.
Gloves, of every grade and description,
both dress and working gloves at Sam
Hollis.
The A. s. Senter Estate carries the
finest line of fresh candy and nuts. in
the city.
Shoshone journal. [volume] (Shoshone, Idaho) 1884-1931, 1899-08-28

Anderson Bros of Boise, loaded II
carloads of sheep, Friday, at HALEY TO,
| the Eastern market.
Frank Herman, F. R. Burkill, and a
number of others, made fishing trip to
Big Wood Sunday. They brought home
fine lot of fish.
Board, with or without rooms. First
class meals. rs cents at the Lincoln
House.
A. M. Comes, Proprietor.
FRESH OYSTERS.
l shall have fresh oysters on hand
after August 25th.
A. M. Comes.
Subscriptions received at the A. S.
Senter store for the benefit of our
Volunteers. A correct account of all
monies received will be kept and pub
lished.
The Haley News Miner says: A. F.
Montandon of HALEY has bought the
Sainwald corner in Boise City for $751;
500. The property is at the Northeast
corner of Eighth and Idaho streets.
Mr.. James, who bought H. M. That
cher's cattle; Thursday. shipped car
load which he purchased in Camas
Prairie. He will go into Cassia county
in few days, and buy up several car
loads there.
James Dunn, one of our large sheep
owners was in town last week, and made
the JOURNAL Office call. Mr.. Dunn is
a staunch Republican. and a firm be-
lever in the Protection, that protects
alike. the laboring man and the capital
ist.
Jimmy Boyer, waiter at the Dill
House, was quite badly hurt, on Tues
day. He was assisting his father to load
horses at the stock corrals, when one of
the horses rearing up, struck him at
the side of the head, knocking him sense
less.
The work on the Senter building is
progressing as rapidly as possible consid-
ering the circumstances. Mr.. Otis. the
contractor informs US that he needs
several more men badly. Here is a
chance for number of good stone
CONS 70 raf a ,Oh
Charlie Dill, started, on Monday last,
for Chicago, where he will take four
years course of lectures, at the Rush
Medical College. His wife will follow
him in week or ten days. Charlie is
an energetic and deserving young man
and we heartily wish him success.
IT'S NO PICNIC.
To have ill-fitting shoes. You often
see people wabbling along as though
they were walking on eggs. It's all
in the fitting of shoe. We under
stand it thoroughly and guarantee to
make your feet feel comfortable.
G. B. Keefer.
John Austin of Rock Creek, Cassia.
Idaho, was in the city several
days the last of the week. Mr.. Austin
has brother i'll with Typhoid fever in
Greedy Colorado, and he was keeping
him self posted in regard to his bro
theirs condition by means of the tele-
graph.