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The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1899-08-18
HOW,S This?

we offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of catarrh that can not be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. j. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo. o.
we the undersigned, have known +. j.
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their finn.
WEST & TRUAX, Wholesale Druggist,
Toledo, o. WALDING, KINNAN Il MAR
WIN, Wholesale Druggists Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system. Price 75c per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Testimo-
mails free.
Halls family Pills are the best.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1899-08-18
EAST THETFORD.

T. D. Sanborn has job of stone
work at Fairlee.
DIR. Smith Baker and wife of Port
land, Me-, are spending week at
Fairview.
Mrs. H. II. Caldwell has returned
from Massachusetts,.
Della Harding was in town recently.
Many people make Lake Morey a
daily resort.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1899-08-18
samason's Squadron at Sea.

BAR HARBOR, Me-, Aug. 14.-The
north Atlantic squadron, composed of
Admiral $ampson's flagship, New York,
the Brooklyn, Indiana, Massachusetts
and Texas, sailed at I O'clock yesterday.
The squadron will go to sea for a few
days practice and then proceed to New
port. Twenty men were left here, in
Guiding the master at arms of the Massa-
nhi1snffs
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1899-08-18
Poor Whaling Season.

PORT TOWNSEND, Wash, Aug. IA
-Advices from the arctic whaling fleet
brought here by the schooner j. NJ. Cole
man, 20 days from Port Lawrence, are
not encouraging. The season, it is stated
has been a complete failure. The cap
tains Of the whalers Jeanette KarluR
and Alexander report it the worst dur
ing the past 20 years.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1899-08-18
Horu IN LOOk Good

Good looks are really more than skin
deem. depending entirely on healthy
condition of all the vital organs. II the
liver be inactive, you have bilious look
if YOUR stomach be disordered, you have
a dyspeptic look; if your, kidneys be an.
Good health and YOU will surely have good
looks. Electric Bitters" is good alter
alive and tonic. Acts directly on the
stomach, liver and kidneys. Purifes the
blood. cures pimpies, blotches and boils
and gives a good complexion. Every bot
tie guaranteed. Sold at J. NJ Taylor 9
drug store. 30 cents per bottle.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1899-08-18
President Diaz VIII Attend.

CHICAGO, Aug. 15.-President Por
firio Diaz will be a guest of Chicago dur
ing the fall festival and the exercises at
tending the laying of the cornerstone OF
the new federal building Oct o. This in
formation was conveyed to Richard s
Lyon, president of the board of trade, il
a letter received from the Mexican CAPT
tai yesterday.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1899-08-18
oopYRoH1 1893 eY The pRoc1ER GAMBLE co, oINoNNAT

suit in the supreme court for its value,
$4,000. The jury, by direction of the
court, gave verdict for the defendant.
The case was appealed to general term
and the verdict affirmed, and the case
of Pierson versus Post was cited as
authority-Chicago Times-Herald.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1899-08-18
The Dewey Fund.

WASHINGTON, Aug. 15.-Tbe con-
tributions to the Dewey home so far
amount to S1S.550. Encouraging reports
are arriving at the department from sew
eral cities where popular subscriptions
have been opened, aud it is expected that
the fund will be materially increased be
fore the admirals arrival
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1899-08-18

SPRINGFIELD, Ills, Aug. 15.-Mrs
Francis ]. Wallace, only remaining sis
ter of Mrs. Abraham Lincoln, died here
yesterday, aged 50 years. Two sons, VIII
liam and Edward, and one daughter
Mrs. Mary Wallace Baker, wife of Major
John +. Baker of the regular army, sur
vive her.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1899-08-18

"DeWitt's Little Early Risers did me
more good that all blood medicines and
other pills" writes Geo. II. Jacobs, of
Thompson, Conn. Prompt, pleasant,
never gTipe,-they cure constipation,
arouse the torpid liver to action and give
you clean blood, steady nerves, a clear
BRAIN and healthy appetite. q. l.. An
drews, Newbury Cunningham's Pharma-
cy, Bradford.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1899-08-18
SHOT FROM AMBUSH.
Counsel For Dreyfus Falls by
Assassin's Bullet.
THE WOUNDED MAN STILL LIVES
The Trial of Dreyfus Proceeds De-
spite the Assassin's Outrageous
Act-Casimir-Perier COnfrOnts
Mercier-A Cat and Dog Scene.

RENNES, Aug. 14.-Maitre Labor,
counsel, for Dreyfus, was waylaid by two
men at an early hour this morning and
shot in the back. He is still alive.
M. Labor left his house alone for the
court at about 6 o'clock this morning
His residence is situated in the suburbs
of the town, about quarter of an hours
walk from the Lycee, the route being
along a solitary road beside the river
Vilaine. He had reached point half
way on his journey, when two men, who
had evidently been lying in wait for him,
rushed out of a narrow lane, and one of
them fred a single shot from revolver.
The murderers were only a couple of
yards behind their victim, and the bullet
struck M. Labor in the back. The
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1899-08-18
She Knew Charley,

Maude-Charley threatened to Kiss
me last night, and l told him if he did
I'd scream.
Ethel-Did anyone hear you2-Puck.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1899-08-18

DeWitt's Little Early RiserS,
Ths .-azsus u,tle Olils.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-06-29

.#S3Sssss@ 4AAAaSHsa IN EsssaHssaS a..saa3
lgERLIN. Pod1lsIlmniaddg-
hiost 9 pan oszaty1sli
'aisssdxle ntalnaa JwlsHaSleoss nd.
aassHEsas.aM@zsasfigssssssaa s ~ sssl.sggy
imionassyna: Wojciech, W3adyslax,
8 sgdY gorliwy germanizator ME
cbc,ai lchhs1sn,e6cio, ojciec. pm w
'niiet,yllko protokdiu ME podp4as,
az podaI ekaaIgge do sadu.o trxYuat
'twyrok nsstapuiacy: W sprawie do
tYczacej 1apisanla Union urolz ,na-
90 dnia 10 kvistnia 1893 l. sYna
salusar1a u Woszosyhskiego v
Berlin1e do ksiag stanu cYwilnego,
uohwsN Sad, il do wYboru Union
dla dIiecka ojciec ma prawo.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-06-29
c.ys1aa Is pskojabsl.is ies1-

csytl1a 1te pskojfbslsie, le,s.r1-I
o.s slezytaas'll1h
o ji n obsd1svnds
familijpe k6llko, iecz wkrotce
.Mr6ce 10 Ku,be, kt6ra kocham
jsk moja oicz gzne. Moi bYli
ioinlerze meA psnistat, ae
,aWsze ana,da we mole
pfayiaci1dla, gdstekoluiek pre-.
bywac bede.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-06-29

2@sHl4s IEE.EE& $500 l
" Ameryce. z 1alem opusz-1
ozam me dotychczasowe sta
nowisko, by sic oddac NC on
;prywatnYm spraWom.
Obecnie 2egnam toWar ,zYszy
bronl, ktorym posN6ec,iem
trzydzi, SCI LAT mego 1aycla ;
przyjacio'mi W arpji naszej,
ktorej rozpus7o1f5i;e poWinno
byto nastap;t zAras po 1akoi-
czeniu, krw'4,gego p%anowania
H'szpan6 y U2broilismy sic
ce)em 11amania tego panowa.
nia, obecnie jedpak ME potrze-
hA nam 3ofnierz7, lecz obyna-
tell do %utrzymania pokoju j
porzadku, ktore stanowia pod
stawe Przysalo6ci Il dobrobytu
Kubv.
Zrozumied naleay, De nar6d
poMln!en " tyun czasie 10
rzystaG re sposobnosci polka
(zania, il poslada cnoty, mimo
(b1ed6w raadu kolonielnego
szorstkiego 4YciaWoienneggo.
|Zaprogne}t5my obcej interview
|cY, i spusc,liamy sic ma nia,,by
iekodczyc voice. ITO stale sic
" n,jkrytycznlej,se] ch~il
naszej Walk i doprow dsiio
I =&@%E-E -LE-S- ---E2- . = =: :. &%4aIIEEs=t.H
lido k.eski H!szpanii. A1oli NIX,
2 mas sic ME spodziewa', A nc
lynn nadswyczajnym wypadku
ma nastap,c wojenne suiecie
naszege hraju .prsez naszych
sprzYm;e:z'n or G. zp5 oh.
ohcdza sic z NUM- jek z marc
dem niezdolnym d. k.eyo. ania
samym sobs; przymuszaja ms
do posluszeistwa i poddanla
sic. Takim jedcak ne pcwi-
MEN bye nasz los pc d}ugulet
uieJ waIee. Dia tego pc yin
nlsmy u2yt wszelsiF:h pokoJ3
wYch metod, ably ukoh .1yt
dzielo organizacyi, kt6re A
merYkanie umtes:'l, " proto-
kule, a ktore Jest ola nich tai
Same nieprzyjemnem, jak dl.
mas. Bee pomocy &c stronl
wszystkich m;es1kbhcow Wysp,
bejzie ich dzlelo b.zowoen,,
Dla tego Jest rzecza konieezn;
~zapomniee wszslk:ch n;esnas.
kow, polaczyt wszYstkie ~
J. wiofy ! zorganizowac party
nnlitvczna. ktora kafdyu
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-06-29

III
Dziad i baba.
Byl sobie dziad i baba,
Bardzo starry obote.
Ona milczaca saba,
On skurczony we dwoie.
Mieli thatke m%alutehka,
Taxa stars JAZZ oni'
Jedao miaia okienko,
Jeden bYl wch6d do nlej.
Zy!i bardzo szczesliwie
l spokojnie jak " nlebie,
Czemu, ia SIG ME dziwie.
Bo prey wykli do siebie.
Tylko smutno im by1o,
70 umieraG musieli,
Ze sic kiedys mogiia
Diugie 4ycie rozdzieli..
I modlllis sic szczerze,
Ably BozYm rozkazem,
Kiedy smierc ich zablerze;
Zabrala dwoie razem,
Razem? to bye ME mole;
Ktos chico .chwlle wprz6d skona:
BYle ME t., n1eboze!
1Byle tylko ME ona!
= Wprz6d umre! = wofala bahia.
= Jeatem starsza cd ciebie,
e. ehwila bsIdxiei slaba.
zspiac.esz nashaiym pogrsebie.
u wpr1ddy, moja mia,
ia kaszla bez ustankn
/ simns mnie mogi}a
Pizykryie lada rankul..-..
- Mnie wprzody me kochanie!
i Mute, movie! Do5ts1e tego.
Ola clebie p1acz 'z~ostanIe!
- A tobiez MIC, ola czego?
T tax dalej i tax dalej,
J.1k .aczeli sic kiocic,
TAX sic 3 mielsca porwali,
Chatka mleli p%orzucic.
Al do drzwi, PINK! powoli:
Ktoa tam?'' ,,Otw6rzcie. prosze!
Posluszna waszei woli....
S micro ;estem, zgon wan przyno
= Idz baoo drzwi otworzyc!-.. (szc'
OF to, idz san, jam slaba,
ia SIG pdjpe po~tozYt!..-.
Odpowied lia}a baba,
Fl! smierG ma s{ocie stoi
/ czeka tam nieboga!
= Id4, otw6rz : Task: swojeil
= TY otv6rz, moj8 droga!....
BAHIA "a piecem : olcha,
Kryjowki so5ie szuka.
Dziad zas pod lave SIG wpycha.
A 6mlere stoi ! puka.
I bYlabY lat dwiosc'e
Podedrzwiami tam sta}a.
Lecz znuzona n~areszcle,
Kominem wlesG mugiafa:.
:.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-06-29

1~
'ywat bsde.
(iekaWe Rze {
OGNIOTkWAkE DRZEWO.
w po1nosne -amerykahskich Ia
sach, jak donosza dzlennlki an.
glelskie, wyrasta pewlen rodzaj
drzewa odpornego ma ds1a1anle
ognia. D1zewo to, doslega rzadko
wYsokosci 6 metr6w, q grubosc
jego ME przenosi / pot metra.
Liscie lego So nadzwYczaj twarde,
kwiat za6 " ksztaicie r6zowych
paczk6w obrYwa obfc'e cafe drze-
wo, Podrdznicy angglelscY zapevv-.
nlaj9, II ogien ME szkodai mic te-
mu szczeg6lnemu drzewu, kt6rs
rozwija sic jeszcze bujniej pod
wplywem p}omieni. Twarda i
gluba ma IL centimetr6w kora ma
sycona Jest sokami, kt6rYch
skladni XII chemiczne ME zostaly
~]eszcze sci6le zbadane, lecz sokomI
tym przyplsywapa jest wtasDla
-ogniotrwafosc drzewa.
SRODKI samoobronY u zwie-
Eat. Rozmsite So srodki samo-
obrony u zwie1z2t Do nalplerw.t
szych nalezy ucieczka'i tax nazwa4
uz autotomia. Napadnieto zwierze
gwa}townYm ruchem sk1zydei lub
naglym skoklem rauje sic Z nle-
bezpleczehstwa. Prdcz tego, jesl11
scaramy sic sch~ytat 70 ogon u
ciekajacal aszezurke, dsiewiee razy
ma dzies,ed. ~ogonssie: odiamie, VII
jacy sic }ak robak odiamek pozo4
stawia nam y reku, q j~aszczurfa
ucieka. Honik polny zos;avi +
rece naszei diuga noge, tax samo
jak pajqk, zwany kosiarzep InnYm
stworzenlom "a obrone sfuza pan
cerze Tub Ugly. Mate cbfzsszczyki
chroni Cd zaglady Radkl 'pancerz.
po kt6rym zesllsguja sic szczski
drapie2n,kow. zo1w k:yje eis cal !
kow1cie pod swa pokrywa ma Gas
nieogranlczony, lei zwlja sic v
kfebek, padstawiai9c naPastaikowi
ostre kolce. J aszczurki ,,uromastix ;,
zyj9ce " Azyl i Afryce, maiY o.
gon pokryty rzedami ostrych
kolc6w i bronla sic, wyt~aierzaiac
SLIME ogonem,. ma pra1o j lewo
gxaltowne5 c,osy. Na w1brzez .ch B
Francyi piaszczyk Ii tax zwane o
goncse, maia " cgoniez dug kost-
ny kolec, pckryty sk6re, ! is y
xlndza', zazepiony Pc b kaeh:.ha5s
padnista ,~piaszczka stara s 8 opasass
wroga diugnm oggonem SLIME
wc,ska " n,ego kelce. ranise
gleboko. a rany take 1atve ulegajas
zakazeniu kmierG. sErowadxaiag,
Procz tego 60 ;;eszczs srodki elek'
trYczne. Drstwy (torpedo), spot,
kane czes5to na wybrzezach Allan
tYku nora sr6dzlemnego. Pc
siadaja na hocEnYcb ~czefciacl
J tu1ow,a parzYste nars9dy elektrycz'
ne.. Skoro dotkniemY ioh c1aia
uezuxamY alne wstrzasniea1e J
rnca iakhu lnkciam nder,v} sJas
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-06-29
Nowa kolei.

Kolej Northern Pacific zupele
ne sic Y ostatnim czasle przeo-.
b1aziia,trze rozmaite ~ulepszenia,
tunels mostly j t. d., tax IL teraz
najdoskonalsza koleia v oafej Ame-
ryce. Mostly drewniane zastaalc--
ne zostaly stalowemi. Krocle do
lar5w wydano ma eel ulepszenla
kolei " samym roku 1878.
Zakuliono potezne lokomoty-
We, zdolne uvned6 n~ajciezsze, pocia--
81 IS mil na godz,ne. !.
AZ milo jechaG tax piekna j
bezpieczna koleja, pedsaca przes
najwiecej, urocze okolice Pd.nocne-
60 zachodu. Najlepsze kary Pal.
mana, tax wycieczkowe sypialne
oraz wspania{a kara iadalna jadaa
: nieusta acemi pociagami : ST.
Paul i Minneapolis do Tacoma,
Seattle Portland. prncrzynana]ac
przestrzei 1000 nil.
Kto sig tsgo roku wybiera NJ ~
P6inocnY Zachdd niechaj jedz1e
kole]a Northern Pacific. Tymcza-.
sem pos4&d 70 cent6W pod adreTem
GLASS. FEE, General Posse nge
Agent Narahern Pacific R7. = 6
csnt6w ma ksia4ke. WONDER.
LAND 90, " ktdrej odnosne okcs
lice szczegdfowo::sa opisane.
L sZ-.z - ---- =. - r-.1l-rrSg --m-Ns @ Y
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-06-29
Essz-s ~ s
Tykfety ne
M kOIeIC M. e st Paul

ma kOleI 90. M. q FtFaulIl
Ktohyac heiai przejechac SIG do
Europy, nsjlepie ,zrobj, je4ell POI
Chicago kolei9 ON & Sc.
ePaufl tam pom6wl wygledem
karty ekretowej z jakim agentem
tel Eolei.
Gaso.Hl IL ca ffor
lGen.Pam agent
,*.# Old Colony Building,
uhisag9 III.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
CHAPTER XIV.

In her own chamber sat the young
Lady Montfort, her white hands list
lessly folded in her lap, her eyes wan
dering through the open window over
the noble park, stretched as far as her
vision could reach. Her lips smiled; a
flush was on her cheeks; but the smile
held proud, disdainful bitterness, and
the flush was like the reflection of hid.
den sunlight upon ice.
There had been no disputing her title
to her place. The childless mother had
opened wide her arms and heart, but
the young wife o. widow, according as
Fate should decree her, had accepted
her caresses rather than returned
them. and it had been the older woman
who had felt the chill!
Yet there was triumph in that grow.
ing smile-triumph and content, min.
gled with its bitterness.
THE Lady Montfort! she murmured,
low. 1T is q regal title. All, what does
it not mean to me! Safety and rest!
Who would dare assail me here?"
gentle tap interrupted the words
The door softly opened. A tall, elegant
woman advanced into the room-a wo-
man who had been in her youth alike
arrogant and handsome. But time had
softened and sorrow chastened her, un-
til now new and lovelier light was in
her eyes. and the gray hairs suited well
the beauty she still might boast.
dorothy, daughter" she murmured,
still dreaming? Is it Of Herbert's re-
turn, dear? Do you dream of it and
hope for it as does his mother? All,
but no remorse, no longing to atone,
mingled with your yearning! My child,
you have been with me over a month
a month since we dispatched our let
ters to America, and no reply has yet
reached u.s."
"NO reply may reach us, fear, mad
anne. You forget my long and anxious
inquiries, which were all in vain"
II forget nothing, my child. 1 spare
myself nothing. But Dorothy, have you
not yet learned to call me the name
so long to hear from your lips? Is it,
indeed, difficult task to call me moth.
er?'"
The girl shivered.
Pardon me, madame; but it is a
name so sacred, and long, long ago,
buried it in the grave. Will you for
give me If I cannot as yet teach my
lips to utter 1t? Perhaps-perhaps, If I
should hear from Herbert"
A sob interrupted her. 1t burst from
the proud old heart, which was so nigh
to breaking with its burden of remorse-
full grief.
"Ah, God will yet send me back my
son." she murmured. "You yet shall
hear It's utterance from him. What ia
this, Peter?"
For, glancing up, she saw the old but
Ter standing silent in the hallway.
"a dispatch from London, my lady.
did not know but that you wished Il
Immediate" IN
(To be continued, II y
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
'4SykV<S$9g zgs@s
Froze3 Heart,
A THRILLING LOVE STORY.
BY FRANCES WARNER WALKER.
CHAPTER xx1I-{Continued1

"lll:' he cried, Selling her hand. and
ere she could withdraw it. covering it
with kiSseS-''ill. for my sake. Beat
rice? Because you feared for me?''
The words burst from him imDetrl-
ously. as the confession of her illness
brought before him the thought of her
pleading. and the sweet. deliriou> be-
lief that she must. indeed, still love
him; but he forgot that its acknowl-
edgment would tear. indeed. the mask
with which she yelled her heart
Snatching her hand from his. she
sprang to her feet. grasping the back
OF her chair for support.
I'll because l feared for you:" she
echoed. How dare you think me so
weak. so pitiful, so lost to my own
pride? No. Carlo Bancroft. l have
loved but one man. 1t was yourself. |
deSpise but one man. 1t is yourself. A
woman'S love. turned to her contempt.
releases her from its bondage and it's
pains. May l ask you, now, to leave
me-"
He. too. was standing now Truly.
she had not spared hinl-She who once
had been as wax to be moulded in his
hands.
Madame Florence's words had been,
indeed. a mockery. Doubtless the sto-
ry she had told him all was false-the
last pitiful act Of her revenge.
At the door he paused and looked
back. He wished once more to see the
young face which pain had lent new
beauty. that he might carry it's mem
DRY ever with him.
Her words had erected between
them a barrier he might never again
make effort to pass. The gulf between
them, henceforth and forever. might
not be bridged; yet. even as he turned
for that last look. the barrier fell. the
gulf vanished, for. white. voiceless and
unconscious. Beatrice had sunk back
in her chair and her helplessness told
him what her lips had denied him. In
her weakness lay her strength.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
Up-to.Date Nursery rhyme.

Hush-a-by, baby, and leave all to me;
That you're we'll married, mamma will
see
Sleep then in peace, for my baby girl
Shall some day wed lord, duke or
earl.
Rare pearls and diamonds for bosom
and ear,
An income from papa of million a
year;
All these shall be yours, without a
doubt,
So slumber IL peace while mamma
looks out.
Chicago Daily News.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
Surely an Imposter.

Fuddy-That fellow who has been
banging around here for the last week
or two has been arrested as a conf
dence man.
Duddy-So?
Fuddy-Yes; he gave himself dead
away. He claimed that he was from
Kentucky, you know, but he refused
an invitation to drink last night. A
policeman was called in at once. 1t
was a clear case Of imposture.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
Scholarly.

He Gn background)-Isn't that Mrs.
Advanced Ideeze, the authoress'
They say she is growing more scholar
ly and profound each year. that she
has made wonderful advancement.
She with the teacupl-Yes, indeed.
Why, only three years ago she was
quite greeablc.-Brooylyn Life.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
Then You Do Know.

Mrs. Younghusband-You never real
ly know a man until you are married
to him.
Mrs. Muchwed-You don't then; you
never really know a man until you are
divorced from him and your friends
come round and tell you lots of things
you never even uspected.-Leslies
Weekly.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
A Scheme Worth Irving.

eyes," said the florid lady, 81 made
my will several years ago, and it was
one of the wisest things l ever did"
"Why?" the. meek-looking woman
asked. do you expect to drop of
SUDDENLY"
mo, but it's such a satisfaction to
go and change it whenever 1 get mad at
any of my heirs. Chicago Times.
Herald.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
HON Thex Man.xed II.

"And so you have finally succeeded
in getting your husband to take the
gold cure? 1 thought he always said
he could quit drinking whenever he
wanted to-"
eyes, he did. We have just con-
WINGED him that he ought to take some
thing to make him want to."-Chicago
Times Herald.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
CHAPTER XIV.

"a lady is waiting to see you, sir, in
the inner Office"
SO spoke one Of the clerks of the Hon.
Jasper Strong. as that gentleman, re-
turning from his midday lunch, re-
entered the Office Of Strong, Turnbull
& kttSag,,a legal firm, of which he was
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
nend the Advert,.ement..

You will enjoy this publication much
better if you will get into the habit Of
reading the advertisements; they will
afford most amusing study, and
will put you in the way of getting some
excellent bargains. Our advertisers
arc reliable; they send what they ad-
vertiSe.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
Peace i'm the Philippine.

is bound to prove profitable. Warning
conditions, whether in the Philippines
or in the human stomach, are disas-
trous If your stomach has rebelled,
there is one authority that will subdue
it. 1t is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters,
and cures constipation, indigestion and
Stamp covers the neck of the bottle.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
He Knew.

Freddie, do you know what the
Bible says about a lie?" asked his
mother with feigned severity.
"Yeth, ma'am," lisped Freddie, ga lie
is an abomination unto the Lord and
a very refuge in time of trouble."-
Kansas City Star.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
Snoh Grief

Overheard in Commercial Road
'Arriet-Would yer ha' bin sorry, Jim,
if I'd kicked the bucket when was
took bad last month?
Jim-Sorry? Why, Lord luv yer, I'd
sooner 'ad my grog stopped for week!
London Fun.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
Kent His Vow.

The LADY, don't believe you would
work if you could.
Dismal Dawson--Td do any kind of
work that didn't interfere with my
principles. l had chanst to be a
waiter onst, only I'd swore a solemn
oath never to wear spike-tail coat
Indianapolis Journal.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
Now She Is Mrs.

Mr.. Singleton-Miss Wil1ing-er-
-Nellie-you don't care if l drop the
Miss and call you Nellie, do you?
Miss Willing-No, indeed! Why.
only yesterday 1 remarked to mamma
that I was getting awfully tired of
being called Miss"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
Exchange of Courtesies.

Prison Warden Ito prisoner on his
lischarge)-And now hope that you'll
ead a respectable life and become q
Useful member Of society.
Discharged Convict-Thank you, sir;
I wish the same to you!-Unsere &C.
sellschaft.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
More Than He Expected.

"Scribbler has a story accepted at
last"
els it possible?"
Eyes; he went home last night with
an awful yarn, and his wife believed
it."-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
Undeniable,

"But," said the philosopher, 'fstill
water runs deep, you know"
"Well, what Of it," replied the pessi-
mist. "Ive seen rusty nails that did
the same thing" Times-Her-
aid.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
Tell Us Why.

We see the fielder on the plot
Catch every whizzing ball;
High ball, low ball, grounder, hot,
He'll catch 'em one and all.
But then it's strange, we do declare,
This self-same catching star,
Will chase himself full half a square
And fail to catch a car.
Chicago News.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06

We never heard of husbands and
wives quarreling about which loved
the other most.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-07-06
Do Not SuRer!

Suffering is unnecessary. Cascarets
Candy Cathartic kill disease germs, clean
out the body, remove the first causes Of
suffering. All druggists, 10c, 2oc, SOC.