The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-22

hands, Is YEARLY working through the
long watches Of the night upon mes
sage that is expected to seeth and boil
its way in house and senate like hot lead
poured into tank Of ice water Con-
siderable heavily censored news is also
likely to be divulged in that document. 1t
will certainly have to be if the people
are to obtain clear idea OF what has
Falstaff Otis.
Having shucked out 10000 'fmmunes"
from the civil service rolls, Mr.. Mckinley
is now said to favor a new cabinet de-
partment to be known as the departm ent
of commerce. But what if there Is such
a subdivision of official duties that could
not be accomplished by the joint efforts
Of the secretaries Of the treasury, in
terror and agriculture? What, in fact,
could be done outside Of nominating seV-
eral more place hunters to Officer
Slavery" says Prof. Schurman, is a
recognized institution among the Sulus.
If we were to take it away there is no
telling what would happen We took
it away from the South, and we know
what happened. Everything happened
for the best. Prof. Schurman appears to
have got his oratorical wires crossed.
Somehow a great many things are be-
ing done nowadays in different quartz.
of the globe which increase our respect
for the Cloths, Vandals and other ancient
and cruel barbarians. The main t: CUB e
with these latter-day atrocities Is that
they are perpetrated under the hyp3efii-
cal name Of "benevolence."
Emperor Williams skipper says tbs
Chicago Times-Herald who came over
to help Sir Thomas win the cup, will
hardly lecture about it when he g is
back" Can it be possible that we have
beaten England and Germany both?
For the city council of Memphis, TEN,
a man by the name Of Rumpus is a can
didate. The laws against disorderly
conduct would hardly seem to coun.
tenance raising a rumpus in the coun-
Gil
There seems to be no way to make up
a presidential ticket of Bourke Cochran
and the New York Journal The former
is anti-expansien and pro-trust, and tie
latter expansion and antitrust.
Henri Rochefort, the editor Of Paris
L'Intransigeant, has fought 21O duels.
Editor Rochefort must have dead coolies
OH no r.. ora
Spaniard
Mr. Mckinley seems to be labo.ing IN
der a severe attack of indecision. He
doesn't really seem to know whether he,
congress or the people is the whole
cheese"
1t is strange, but true, that the two
most enlightened nations on earth-Eng-
land and the United States-are engaged
in wars, and both fought, not on justice.
but greed.
Milk has gone to cents quart in Chi
~cago. 1t is only question OF short
time when Chicago will have to take it's
milk punches without the milk.
MIR. Mckinley advances the ldea tnat
Providence has put the Philippines into
our lap, but wild cat could hardly be
more restless and irritating.
A Chicago committee is making active
preparations for Dewey parade, and all
that will be necessary to make the affair
a success will be the presence of Dewey
The Hague peace conference and Mr..
McKiney's international bimetaiiic COM
mission will go down in history as two
prominent examples of ineptitude.
Uncle Sam has lately been getting out
some new bank bills. It Is noticeable that
the last batch are rather more useful than
ornamental
In Ohio Mark Hanna has been driven
to the dernier resort of making speeches
personally.
Be careful now. The Beers lager Is
neither a stein nor schnitt, but a
camp.
Sir Thomas Lipton's disappointm MT is
probably not SO great as it would have