The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-11-17
YOUNG CORNELL
IS DERANGED
Made an UnprOyOked Assault on j.
F. letter,
GREAT DISPENSER ON THE RUN
A Fitxhugh Lee Bottle is the Latest
Deadly Woapon-Lewis Reynolds
Used Language That Justi-
fed a Blow,
GREAT DISPENSER ON THE RUN

The big White Chamber, where are
regulated most OF the important aialrs
Of life in Richmond was as comiortaoie
yesterday morning as a parlor car ana
the audience was made 40 mostly OF meat
people and some had on silk mats.
The Biou's were on hand for points anu
laughed In a manner that would secure
them engagements as end men I'm a min
strel show.
The Great Dispenser came into court
little ahead OF schedule time. the steam
popping of the safety waive anu
going faster than the rate Of speed allow
ed by the city ordinance
A TRUMPETER.
He blew his nose until It sounded IKE
the base note in Calliope, and ratified the
tops OF the iron radiators with the al
mosphcric conclusion.
lie was full of push. and sailed through
the crowd with the disregard of "A Rich
nond hack driver as 10 who he ran over
and rushed into the business Of the day
with energy enough TO run forty-ton
street roller.
Ii took the Great Law giver Just seven
teen minutes 10 clear the docket sign the
record. hear petitions. receive complaints
kid all the hangers on. squeeze a bump
on his chin while looking in the glass
and talking an the time. brush his top
coat and wave graceful adieu to the
crowd as ne disappeared behind the
wings.
INNOCENCE ABROAD.
patrick Dempey. a Bohemian as his name
implied. said ne was from Baritemo ana
was going TO Moo Puts Noos. lie was
lodging on the sidewalk too drunk 10 tel
the difference between leonoid and as
teroid when taken under the hospitabie
care Of the Richmond police
He said ne made his living sharpening
knives and razors. The Great Dispenser
intimated that he would find Rlchmohu a
very dull place 10 stay, and that IL Wouid
be a sharp thing for him TO get out OF
town at once. Patrick felt the keen edge
Of his incislve remarks and cut out, recos-
mixing that he had made close shave.
Peter BurroH cOlored went to jail TOT
sixty DAYS for stealing coal from Ches-
apeake and Ohio car.
HAD TOO MUCH BRASS.
z y. Byassee a young white man,
was charged with stealing brasses from
q supply car on the r., T. and i. ran
road ~
Rvassce was caught near the car win
brasses on the ground by him that had
a short time before been i'm the car. lie
said he belonged i'm Lynchhurg
One hundred dollars security TOT ms
good behavior for sixty days was iequlr-
ed and In default ne went to Jail
lanes Gordon. colored. was charged
with assaulting Esau Johnson with
cieaver The case was continued 10 the
22d. at
James Smith. colored. created as
turbance on the premises OF \. NJ.
Fowlkcs and was fined So
MENTALLY UNBALANCED.
r-,,e, Conneu "a youth charged with
. feIonious assault on james r. Jeter with
an iron bar. was held for examination
bv a commission OF lunacy.
Mr.. letter testified that the assault was
entirely unprovokod, that he knew the
Young mans mental condition and did
not desire 10 prosecute him.
Young Conneu recovered from am at
tack OF typhoid fever mentally deranged
and was only discharged from an asy-
lum six weeks ago
James Bahen. Jr., was charged with re-
ionious assault on Lewis Reynolds. coll
ored with a bottle
The ambulance doctor said that an ar
terry was cut and he had trouble stop
ping the blood.
The barkeeper NJ Bahen's said the
Kind of bottle used was a Fitzhugh Lee
bottle.
"What kind Of q bottle IS Fitzhugh
Tee bottleg" asked the Great Dispenser
"The kind that always knocks you out
when you's hit" replied the bartender
with a grin-quart size
Y, was proved that Lewis called young
Bahen name that Justice John always
rules iustlnes a blow and the charge was
dismissed.