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Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1899-03-30
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1T an elmer 3eitung angeitelt9 4ls
mas oenn9" nals 8rieftditenonteI."
- MODERN. Der Meper fou
ia I9on bdufig in 9elbperIegenbeiten
getpeIen isin2" rSupubl. uber er bat
ii9 iebes Deal gliidIi9 bsrausgebeiras
tibet"
-@ntfebltd. S9piegermuts
ter: rDarum peinit Oh benn, @mis
lie2" Sunge Srau: nab, es 1T entiebz
lid, mein Mann III biele Ru9t pieber
erit UNI 4 ubr mad Sauie getommen!'
S~dpiegsrmntter: .aIlmd9tis.r, unb
bus nennt fi4 nun prbsntli&sr pru>
feGpr!A
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1899-03-30
StiS5e bes canals.

Stt55e Des canals.
@iirgertrisses - porerit Bel Der Pas
namas @iIenbabn unb benpacifics9ab'
men. 2tls aber 1879 europa unter
Siibrung BON 2eTeps an bic Qusfiib>
rung bes Banama=G Canals b%eruntrat,
grinbete Der ebemali9s PrGiibent
9runt cine @eIeli9aft CUR @rbauung
bes Nicaragua>G Canals. Sa @rant i'm
puntt Der 9elbgei9dfte f9on in bOIem
Rufe itanb, 10 bielter ii4 bic Capita
liiten 5uriid, ebenio f9eiterten Spei
fpdtere 9eIeai4aften, bic ii4 in Der
SOffnung auf umeritunii4e Regies
r~ungsbilfe gebttbet batten. Die gez
pldnte @~erbinbung Der beiben grOben
8eden bes @tlantiI9en uno bes Still
len Oceans bur9 cine DaHerrinne fp1I
Der u~mfaFenben Nieberung apii9en
benz @e5iete Der beiben centralameris
faniT6en Staaten Nicaragua unb
GoItasRtcd fpleen, in Der audi Der
srobe RicaraguasS See liest unb Der
5luBlauf bes Rio San Suan Iid aiiss
bebnt. Die @ntfernung bon Meer 81
Meer lit bier allerbings erbebli9 srOz
Fer als Bel benz geplanten 9ur9Iti9
auf Der Ganbenge bon Banana. 8ei
benz YanamasGana finb bic beiben
Gnbpuntte MIR "a. in Der 2uftlinie
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1899-03-30

bic 9unit Der tan3snben Menge gu be-
pabren. Senn baOur9 purbe es
mDgli6, ibn in Souren gu Serlegen unb
iomit iene Mannigfultisteit Der 5iguz
rem berbeisufiibren. bic nod beute benz
Gontretan5 einen 10 boben seieai6aftz
li6en Wertb ii9ern. Gontretdn5 uno
AuaorilIe finb nunmebr 9oreograz
pbtf6 taum nod neutrality-suspicious.
Sic gebsn in chamber iiber, ite ergdns
sen ii6; fe taui6en lire Siguren aus,
ia perben bier unb BORT in Der Senen'
nuns nit chamber osrpe6ielt. Sas
ioIte ieoo9 permiebeu tperoen. Gpn|
tretan5 unb, Auubrile perbalten fi9 81
chamber pie Snbalt unb Sorm, ME
&ern Inb Siine. Sn einisen 9egens
ben nennt man ben GOntretans fogar
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. aggerune n.

.
gar nur 81 &ilometer ppneinanoer
entfernt, pGbrenb fir ben Ntcardguaz
Canal cine ausbebnung BON 272 &iloz
metern purgeIeben lit unb bic 2uftlinie
SpiI9en ieinen @nbpuntten INNER
nod 210 &ilometer betrdst. Srobbem
liegen bic @erbdltnife fir i'm unglei6
siinitieer als fir bic pandmulinis.
So, tpie Der Der lebteren foIsenbe Ga
nal 9eplant mar, oas beibt als elm
Nipeducanal nab Mrt bes SueSsga>
nails, mar er iiber6aupt ni9t bur9Sus
fiibren, ba iid ieihem 9aufe Elm Bis gu
100 Metern anIteigenbss 9ebirse ents
ss9enfteGlte, befen breiter, aus fsitem
@eItein b~eItebenber Sodel nit bur9z
I9nittli6sn S0ben BON 20 Bis gu so
Metern einen einfa6sn 0ur9iti9 -
unb elm FOLDER mar ia beabIi9tist =
ni9t geitattete.
Weit einfa6ere 8erbGltnife bietet
Der HicaragudsGana bar, ba BON ben
210 &tlpmetern feiner 9inie ALIEN 80
auf ben RicarueuazSee unb peitere
1O6 ouf be1en QbfluB na9 benz gt=
lantiI9en Ocean, ben Rip San Suan,
entfalen. MiFen bieIe Streden gum
She'll aud erit Der Sdifffabrt oienitz
bar semu9t perben, 10 bieten lie bod
in oieIer Sinii9t perbGltnibmdbis tuss
mig S9pierigteiten bar. sumul ben
ar6eitsn i'm sanaen siinItige 9efdus
berbGltniiIe entgegentommen. WeTents
lid fir bas 9elinsen bes in ausii9t
eenommenen Wertes iii es, bdB man
bel ibm ben 9runbfebler bes Bananas
Canals. aus benz ale Siinben bieIes
uRheilpolIen nnterns9msus berporgt'
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1899-03-30

eangett finb, bermeiben unb bic reue
WaHerfraBe als S9l~euiencanal nit
mebreren groBen Sultungen 'anlegen
pirb. Sir einen Iol9en finO bic Sers
rainbebingungen febr giinitis. Dor
alien gibt es auf Der S9eitelitrede
@aiIer gum SpeiIen Der S9leuien in
unerI9Dpfliaer Menge. De Hicurus
guasSee bat cine Oberfld9e ben 1900
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1899-03-30

Sebr ni8tig. nDel9es
srOBe GreisniB." frdst elm 2ebrer,
npou5oe ii9 i'm Sabr 1888, Robert9"
Robert beiinnt fi1 cine W,ile unb
msint bunn nit liebenstpiiroisem 2Ga
8eln: sd purbe in benz Subr sebo.
= 4nnpnes. Steffuns fudt
iunses MGbden. bas auf Der 2od'.
S6r.ibs. Rdbs unb RabsImai@ine
elei9 perfett lit. -
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1899-03-30

- @innuiper Satte. prps
fsFor (Grserli6 gu ieiner 5rdu): r0a
biIt aber pirtli9 unbere6snbur. Qmus
lie! Dor spei Sabren piinIdteit 0u
Dir 70 br.nnenb bieien Sut. unb nun
i6 Did isbt bumit iiberrui4s. fr,u'ft
9u Did Ri8t einmal!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1899-03-30
g d. ne ausfi4t t.

Rentitr (3u Ieiner bersits iebr ate
li6en, unliebensWiirbigen So9ter):
81 I6reibt mir Elm Srermb. bob Der
Baron S9ulben bat fpie Elm Maiorl ..
8inb, i'd Jag 0ir's - funnft mid
beim Wprt nebmen penn Der 10
fortma9t beim Spielen unb 2umpen,
friest er Did bod np9i-
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1899-03-30

@inen ganaen Winter btnbur9 Bill
bette bie1e gQuadrille DIES Lanciers"
bic fait ausI9liebli9e 8eluftguns bes
Barrier Sofes unb Der Qriitptratie.
SIM SOtel GaItenane fpurbe lie fogar
einmal BON Ie65ebn pirfli6en lllanens
Officieren setanst, bic man. ba elm iols
DIES Regiment ni9t in Paris in 9drz
niiOn lag, gu bieiem 3pede eigens ars
Sontainebleau bate tommen lafen.
Sn Berlin tpur6e Iie in ettpas DerGns
berter @eItalt als pQuadrille q la
cour" aufgefibrt, 3uerit auf einem
Bale, ben bic Mitglieber bes Corps be
Ballet beranitalteten, I'm bann bon
bier aus peiter ben Weg in bic Sefeaa
f9uft gu nebmen.
4u9 Der Gontretans in Der iebt all
gemein iibli9en @eItalt itammt aus
Berlin. SIN Sabre 1921 fanb i'm Soz
ben5olern : S9lofe elm SpfbaG itatt,
ipp man ibn in Soursn tan3te, bic ioz
pobl bur6 bic S9rittpeiie als aud
bur9 bds ARRANGEMENT Der Sieuren
ben aGlersr0bt.n 8eifau fanben. Bon
Berlin Oerbreitete iid Der Gontretuna
in Der nelen Sorm balb iiber gang
9eutf9lanb. Sn Sruntreid ieGber Bee
fab er bamals nod BEL Deitem ni9t
bieTe pornebme SOrm. Man tun5te
ibn, sumal duf ben Offentli9en 8Glen.
lebbafter, ungenirter, nit beutlt9er
&iiderinnerung an ben engliIdenSiipfs
f6ritt. Seute lit bas Sempo pobl
iiberaQ rubtger, gemefener, aber bafiir
aud Der Sang ieinem ganaen Gbarats
ter mad einfDrmiger unb oftmals aud
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1899-03-30

.... Su Sreuloie! Ddbrenb meis
ner qbpeienbeit empfGnsit 0u 8riefe
alter 2isbbuber!2 Steb' biefen, ~mein
tbeures &Gtb9en" iiberi9riebenen
Brief babe i'd Offen uuf 9einem
Sdreibtii9e gefunben!"
nSd, a6er &drl, ben baft Su ia
ielbIt sei9rieben!"
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1899-03-30

lan9peiliger ~eetporoen. Man berna9s
lGIfigt ben pas, 1T nit ben Siguren
nift bertraut unb meint alien QnfOrs
berungen geredt gu tperben, tpenn man
falppp na9 benz Sdtt Der Mufit pie
fpasierenb babini9reitet. 9as ion
bornebmer Son Iein, ipGbrenb es bod
nur S9lenbrian lit. Der @erfaa, Der
bic gauge moberne SanStunit begleitet,
pffenbart ii9 eben aud i'm GOntres
tang.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1899-03-30
SD ties Stobtum.

Sausfrdu: r9tber, Serr 0Ottur, tpte
tommen Sic benin aitf ben S9rant2"
STUDENT (nO9 i'm SufeD: rs -.
t9 bab' meinen 3pider seiu9t, Der
mir BON Der Rufe fiel u -. uno bin
bariiber eingeI9lufen!A
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1899-03-30

F4le9ttpes rQuadrille franchise,
i'm @esenfub gu ben bielen anbersn
AuabrilIen, bic slcidfals i'm 2aufs
Der 3eit entitanben iinb. Die betanns
teite berielben 1T ipobl bic nQuadrille
a Ia cour" ober, ipie fe uripriingli4
unb eigentIi9 beiBt, bic pQuadrille
des Lanciers". sic tpurbe Suerft
1856 in paris selebrt, als Nu9abs
mung zines uIten9Iii4en Sanses.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1899-03-30
9er9efu d.

Dame die ii9 foebeu BON einem Be-
fu9 bur9 bic neue 9dusmagb perleugz
men lieB): pSat bic Dame etpas ges
fdgt, &atbi9"
Suusmasb: nSd - n@ott lei
9dnt" bat r g'fagt!"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15
PAPER MONEY FOOD FOR ANTS
Hence Only Coin Will Hereafter BE
Sent to Troops in Phil
ippines.

Paper money cannot be used in the
Philippines, for there is variety of
ants in the islands which eat almost
everything and are particularly fond Of
paper.
In a recent shipment of money for the
troops was $1,0OO.ooo in paper money of
small denominations. Preparations
were being made to send more paper in
the next shipment when warning was
given that hereafter nothing but gold
and silver coin must be sent to the is
lands. It was stated that ants got into
the boxes and attacked the packages OF
bills, which were saved from destruc-
ton only by the greatest care.
AS far as officials here know, none of
the money was actually destroyed, the
damage done being probably no more
serious than the eating away of the
edges of notes or perhaps making
holes through some of them. ~
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15
SACRED RELICS FOUND.
Desecrators of the Shrine of the Vir-
gin of Ell Cobre Are
Arrested.

The Roman Catholics OF. Santiago are
holding general rejoicing over the re-
covery of the head of the Virgin Of Ell
Cobre and nearly all of the missing
jewels and gold ornaments.
The other day the three perpetrators
of the desecration of the shrine-one
Mexican and two Spaniards-were cap
tured by Francisco Gutierrez, chief of
the secret police.
A part of the jewels were found In
Santiago and the head of the virgin was
found on a rubbish heap in Ell Cobre.
The archbishop and several priests ex-
amined the jewels and found only few
missing. There was a special mass Of
thanksgiving on Sunday in the cathe-
dral at Santiago and in the church at
Ell Cobre.
The local police made an unsuccess-
full search for the valuables, trying to
make political scandal, and accusing
Gutierrez, who is Spaniard, of being
the instigator of the robbery. They
placed every possible obstacle in the
way of the search.
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his name, secured 81 900, hoping and be-
ieving that should be able to prevent
my crime becoming KNOWN" Smith be-
gan.
"The more pondered upon the mat
ter, the more fearful l was that my
crime would find nae out" he continued.
''To prevent this, l attempted more
heinous one, having no fear that the
latter would be detected because, as
you have intimated, brucine and its ef-
fects are unknown to most physicians.
1 intended, but forgot to take care of
the bottle into which 1 put the poison
and expected the colonel's death would
be attributed to natural causes. cal
culated incorrectly, but am prepared
for the emergency in which find my
self. Please let her know nothing about
the affair.".
AS he uttered these last words he
drew vial from his pocket, placed it to
his lips, fell from his seat-a corpse.
The vial had contained prussic acid.
For his services in behalf of Col.
| Barnes, DR.. Woodson was by him lib
orally rewarded. Only to the persons
above specified-not including Miss
Barnes, who was nearly crazed by the
untimely death OF, her affianced-have
the facts of the case hitherto been
known.
Miss Barnes gradually recovered from
the effects upon her system of the
| shock, and, fully realizing her indebted
ness to the doctor for saving her ia
ther's life, began to entertain for him a
warmer regard than had been hers
though she had ever held him in high
esteem from the time when they had
romped together as children.
The colonel was more than willing tc
intrust his daughters future welfare tc
the doctors keeping, and happier cou
pie than DIR. Woodson and his wife il
would be difficult to find.-BostoI
Globe.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15

Zanzibar does not appear to be par.
ticularly desirable place for an Amer
lean consul, but the state department
has aboutsdecided to permit Robert
Mansfield, of Muncie, Ind, to try his
fortunes there. Early in the present
administration Col. John Billheimer, Of
Washington, Ind, who had failed to get
the collector of internal revenue ap-
pointment, was given the consulship to
Zanzibar as a consolation plum for the
loss of the Office for which he had ap-
Piled. Col. Billheimer sailed for his post
in high glee, but after short residence
there concluded he had rather be in In
diana without an Office than be high
chief mogul of all Zanzibar. He threw
up his commission without ceremony
and positively declined to return, and
since he came back to America there
has been no consul from this country to
Zanzibar.
Zanzibar was brought prominently
into public notice and the consulship
immortalized by Judge Riley, a we'll
known character who halls from Ac-
comac county, Virginia, but who has
long been familiar figure in Washing
ton hotel Hobbies. Several years ago
when Judge Riley was consul at Zanzi-
bar there was large and dusky queen
of one of the tribes who persisted in
taking her morning bath in running
stream near the consulate. Though of
royal blood she wore only the usual
tropical dress, almost as scant as that
of Eve, and the circumspect judge from
Accomac determined that he would not
have the sacred precincts of the CONSUL
ate desecrated by the queens founder
ing around in the brook.
But her royal highness persisted In
annoying the judge, who charged, o
double-barreled shotgun with small
bird shot, and turned it loose at the
queen the next time she went in bath
ing. The charge was heavy one,
thodgh the shot was light, and when
they struck various portions Of the
queens anatomy she uttered shrek
and left the vicinity.
After this there was no peace for the
judge. for another queen who was do
ing his family wash for 36 cents month
went on strike, his houseman thought
the judge had not treated the queen
right by perforating her with shot, and
he, too, quit, and the president also had
an idea the Judge was not exactly the
right man for consul, SO the result was
he returned to America.
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1--WE will investigate that later on, II
my opinion proves to have been cor
rect"
The fourth evening afterward DR..
Woodson was seated in his Office con-
versing with middle-aged man, when
flne-looking and neatly-aftired man
put in an appearance, saying:
II came here as soon as possible after
receiving your note requesting me to do
so. Frank" smilingly adding: "Please
excuse me for thus familiarly address
ing you, but it is more natural to do SO
than to address you as doctor"
THAT is all right, William" was the
response. Have seat"
The newcomer, William Smith, ex-
changed "Good evening" with the
other man, and then sat down.
"During Col. Barnes recent illness
you assisted considerably in caring for
him, did you not?" the doctor presently,
inquired, addressing Mr.. Smith.
~ did," was the reply; and the speak
er's face slightly crimsoned, probably
because he was the colonel's prospective
son-in-law.
"You know the extremely critical
condition in which he was when I was
summoned to attend him?"
II do" was the tremulous response.
"A qualitative analysis of the wine
revealed an alkaloid in it known as
brucine. This poisonous substance fig
ures so slightly in materia medica that
it is procurable at scarcely any drug
store save wholesale concern, and
wondered where and by whom it could
have been obtained.
AT length" the doctor continued, ut
flashed into my mind that you, whose
vocation is that of head clerk in a drug
store, would know where to obtain it.
and could easily place it in the wine
without being suspected, though could
conceive no motive that would induce
you to do such thing.
"The next day after completing my
analysis, casually learned that you
had been engaged in disastrous specula-
tions, and it at once suggested itself to
me that the brucine might, in some
way, be connected Herewith; indeed
that"
The doctor'hesitated, and Smith said:
"That administered the poison to
Col. Barnes"
Hadn't reason for so thinkingw
sand you invited me here that Mr..
Fox might arrest me?"
1T grieved me TO pursue such q
course against an old friend, but
wished to make no publicity of the af-
fair if you could explain away the cir
cumstantial evidence Of your guilt"
"In order to pay my margins, 1, famil-
lar with Col. Barnes chirography, by
means of check to which had affixed
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15
Millions Given Away.

It is certainlysgratifying to the public
to know of one concern in the land who
are not afraid to be generous to the
needy and suffering. The proprietors
OF DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con.
sumption, Coughs and Colds, have Civ
en- away over ten million trial bottles of
this great medicine; and have the salts
faction of knowing that it has absolutely
cured thousands of hopeless cases. Asth-
ma, Bronchitis, Hosrseness and all diseas-
esofthe Throat, Chest and Lungs are sure
ly cured by it. Call on Fullerton & Co.,
Druggists, and get trial bottle free.
Regular size Soc. and 81. Every bottle
guaranteed, or price refunded.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15
eNo,NeeR.s LITTLE DAUGHTER


Where far away the two long tracks
Seem running into one,
I watch, and watch for fathers train.
At setting of the sun.
seem a giant as / stand.
MY shadow at my side;
The engine just tiny dot,
Upon the prairie wide.
But, oh, II grows. and grows. and grows
Into a monster high,
Flying a silver banner out,
Against the eastern sky.
My father 'tis the engine drives.
He looks out sharp for me,
And whistles by the willow trees.
To let me know tits he.
He takes me on the engine tall,
ride while It goes slow,
Backing about from track to track,
Taking on freight. you know.
I love my father very much.
And when he kisses me,
I never mind that he Is black.
And leaves the black on me.
When 1 go home my mother dear
Speaks soft and sweet to me,
And kisses mel wonder why
Just where the black spots be.
Grace Hibbard, in Youths Companion.
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question, and all the Atkinsons Of the
land couldn't swerve this honest mass,
who are the bone and sinew Of the Re.
public. And any party that attempts to
make political capital by adverse crit.
icism OF the Administration course will
be ground to pieces, as it deserves. In
such times as this the President is the
leader Of the whole people, and to take
issue with him on any pretext is un-
American and unpatriotic."
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15
Great Change Effected.

HILLsBoRo, ONO, June 8, 1899 Mrs.
8. H. Wallis, Of this place, has been .
sufferer from dyspepsia, and received
but little benefit from medicines. She
finally decided to try Hoods Sarsspa-
rills and Hoods Pills. When she be-
gan their use she could not walk with.
out help and suffered greatly with her
stomach, but she is now able to do her
housework and can eat almost anything
she wishes.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15
The Price of Asparaxu..

At dinner'one day Mr.. Gladstone re-
marked that the best asparagus was
two pounds sterling bundle. Mrs.
Gladstone, who was present, was moved
to say: "How can you possibly know
that? am sure we have bought none."
''No, my DEAR" was his instant re-
ply; "but when see new thing in the
shops always like to inquire the price,
and went into shop in Piccadilly this
morning and asked what the remarks-
bly, fne asparagus they had in the win
dow was selling at" Truly the old
simile of the elephants trunk was not
inapplicable to the intellect Of Mr..
Gladstone.-"The Life of Gladstone"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15
Great Triumph.

Instant relief and permanent cure
by the great remedy, Otto's .Cure for
Lung and Throat diseases. Why will
you irritate your throat and lungs with
hacking cough when @. A. West, Rains.
boro, ]. W. Pearce & Co., New Peters
burg, sole agents, will furnish you free
sample bottle of this great guaranteed
remedy? It's success is wonderful, a.
your druggist will tell you. Samples
free. Large bottles Soc. and 25c.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15

Miss Millions so sorry, Count, but
my heart is given to another.
Count De Beg-Ah, lady,sa no more,
under the circumstances will be per.
fectly content with your money and
what's left of vou
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15
Give the Children a Drink

Called Grain.O. 1t is delicious, appe-
tizing, nourishing food drink to take the
place of coffee. Sold by all grocers and
liked by all..who used it because when
properly prepared it tastes like the finest
coffee but is free from all injurious prop.
critics. Grain.O aids' digestion and
strengthens the nerves. 1t is not stim.
ulant bat a health builder, and children
as we'll as;adults,l ,lcan drink it with great
benefit. Costs about as much as cof.
fee. Is and 25c.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15
symptom. OF Overe1ertion.

An eminent German physician de-
clares that as long as bicyclist, after
long tour, has good appetite, does
not feel desire to go to sleep at once.
and is not annoyed by heavy dreams
on the night following, he may con-
slider that he has not made too great
q demand on his physical resources.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15

The London Spectator says that Lord
Rosebery has perpetrated bon mot.
Some one asked him what memory was.
Memory" said Lord Rosebery, 'is the
feeling that steals over us when we
listen to our friends Original stories /"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15
Bucklen's Arnica Salvo.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15

Mrs. Boozely--My husband is really
generous to fault.
Mrs. Gaddson-Yes, know it. James
was telling me last night that your hus.
band borrowed So of him the other day
and then wanted to spend half of it buy.
ing drinks for the party.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15

Some people pretend to love their
butcher because they feel they owe him
a great deal, even when they don't like
his weighs. They feel it is meat they
should.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15

"Did you ever laugh until you cried,
Tommy ?"
"Yes, only this morning"
"What at?"
swell, pa stepped on tack and
laughed then pa caught me laughing
and cried"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15

The owner of cigar stand tells a
story on one of the conductors who was
here during the convention. The con.
ductor moved up to the counter and
asked for q cigar.
"What kind will you hsve?" asked the
clerk.
"Fair, please !"said he absent.minded-
ly.-Detroit Free Press.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15

"Hear about Willoughbee's railway
accident They say he cannot recover" ."
"Who says-his doctor or his lawyer2"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15

II told him he didn't dare kiss me-"
she said.
Then she added regretfully:
~ sized him up just right"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-06-15

"Willie, hate to whip you. It hurts
me worse than it does YOU"
"Let ma do it then. She can't pound
hard 'nough to hurt me ner her either"