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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-02-16
SOME GOOD SHORT STOR|E
Deputy shertH's Strange Experience.

cleveland Plain DeaIer)
A few evenings ago Deputy Sheriff
Crubaugh of Canton related TO few
Cleveland friends some interesting ex-
periences he recently had while run
ming down and capturing escaped Stark
county prisoners. Said he: You all
know of the recent Jail delivery in
Canton. Well, it weighed heavily on
my mind, and. having q great desire
to see each and every one of those
escaped prisoners captured and safely
landed behind the bars of Stark coun-
tvs Jail, l started out with full intent
to capture and land them. After scour-
ing both the country and the towns
between Canton and Pittsburg, l went
over to Youngstown, Niles. Warren
Ravenna, Kent, and lastly to Akron,
without success. While at Akron l felt
impressed to run over to Holmes coun-
ty, but upon arriving at Millersburg I
was informed by the authorities that
no such men as those 1 was looking for
had been seen. Being somewhat dis
couraged and feeling that the chase
was useless in that direction, l recol-
lected that the town Of Scio at the pres
ent time was overrun with strangers.
So l made a Decline for the place, ar
irving there during the night; and. re-
Numbering that the escaped prisoners
and natural gas were plentiful in that
locality. and the thermometer standing
at the time at or below the zero mark,
felt it would be a good place for
poorly-clad people to get warm. Upon
my arrival I noticed that a standpipe
several hundred feet high had been
erected, through which natural gas
flowed at a high pressure. and as it
reached the top it became ignited, cast
ing flame. as of great volcano, and
making both the heavens and the earth
for miles around as light as day. AT
ter taking in the situation 1 went in
search of the objects for which I came.
had not long TO wait, since they were
there all right. I quickly placed them
under arrest and the handouts on one
of them, and with assistance captured
the remaining two. At that time q
more happy man could not have been
found within the state of Ohio. 1 was
so tickled that my heart fairly jumped
with joy. 1 then started for Canton
with my prisoners, but just as 1
stepped on the car platform, 1 awoke.
It was all a dreamr'
Notwithstanding this great disap-
pointment to Mr.. Crubaugh. however,
he is happy man, since the escaped
prisoners have all been captured and
safely landed behind the bars in Stark
jail.
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is Mr. Thatchers right to be a candi-
date. Notwithstanding his church trou-
bles.
Is that the right of an apostle or
president Of the church? The Herald
does not believe in any such campaign
ing, even though endorsed by our morn
Ing contemporary.
If men go as men and leave their
church and their religion out of the
question, and make no appeal to sec
tartan prejudice at all, their rights are
indisputable. For then they talk as
individuals, which every citizen and
taxpayer of the state. no matter what
his politics, religion or church position,
has right to do.
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what business of his it was if the beef
was poison.
Lieutenant Colonel Smith, chief COM
missary in Cuba. wrote to General
Breckenridge to inquire why he was in
terfering with the commissary bust
ness" And the whitewash commission
save him a roast in their report
Does any one imagine that McKin-
ley's administration is half as solicit
Gus for the soldier as it is for the mil
lionaire pork-packer or the govern
mant contractor? The records don't
show il.
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METEOROLOGICAL RECORD.
Yesterdays Observations at the Lo-
cal Office of the Weather Bureau.

Salt Lake City, Utah, Feb. Is. 1899.
Mean temperature, IS degrees; depart
ure from normal, plus degrees; maxi
mum temperature. - degrees; minimum
temperature. - degrees; accumulated de-
ficiency of temperature since LIST OF month.
Jos degrees: accumulated excess OF tenn
perature since Jan /, 20 degrees Total
Drecipitation inches and hundvedths). .15
inches: departure from normal, plus 10
inches; accumulated excess of precipita-
ton since 1st of month l.36 inches; ac-
cumulated excess Of precipitation since
Jan. /, 1t inches.
The following is the forecast of the
weather for today: Fair and cooler
I. II. MURDOCH,
Section Director, Weather Bureau.
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The Rhymer of the Ghetto.

| lift mine eyes against the sky.
me clouds are WeeDing-so am l;
/ lift mine eyes again on high,
The sun is smiling-so am l.
Why do l smile? Why do l weep?
L do not know; il lies so deep.
I hear the winds of autumn sigh.
they break my heart. they make me cry;
hear the birds of lovely spring
Ny hopes revive, help them sing.
Why do / sing? Why do | cry?
1t lies so deep, know not why.
Morris Rosenfeld.
One night not long ago. Israel zangwilI.
who is. among other things. the story
teller Of the London ghetto: Abraham
Cahan. who is, also among other things,
the story-teller of the New York ghetto:
Louis Leob, a painter of anything but the
ghetto; Morris Rosenfeld the ghetto
poet, and some obscure friends of these
men were dining together on the East
Side. Zangwil was the man in whom
the others were most interested. but the
novelist that night was interested. not
interesting, says the New York CONNER
cial Advertiser. He was drawing out the
little tailor, poor and SWeated almost to
in his machine and in the making of
Z pants to think things. feel them and
write them down in the form of Juddish
poems These poems were translated re-
Gently into English by Prof. Werner, and
the book, Songs of the Ghetto" has
been successful, II not financially, at least
Morris Resented crept off the tailor's
bench and opened a store. Somebody
backed him with d little capital and he
had saved more.
But they cheated me-" he explained
to Mr.. Zangwill. They cheated me
somehow and failed. I had to sell OUT
But your Wife said the author of
the "Dreamers of the Ghetto" TO this
dreamer of the ghetto. didn't she help?"
She would help next time more
Ah, said Zangwill, and he ,hought a
while about what could be done to give
the poet another shop.
Have you any money to start with?"
he asked after a while.
oh, yes: l have half enough-s5Oo."
I'm" said the prose writer Then
he suggested:
Why don't you try to write English?"
i am trying" said Resented. Il have
begun one month ago to study the Eng
fish and have written one poem"
he fumbled n his pocket and drew
forth the proof which is printed above.
Mr.. Zangwill took IL, looked surprised,
and.atter making two corrections in ii.
passed IL around the table. The correc-
lions were to write $50 am T. in the sec
ond and fourth lines for so do l., which
The, comments were all pleasant to Ro-
senfeld.
But don't write for a year." cahan
urged anyhow, not verse"
on, yes; do said Zangwill. Write
your little verses. They won't hurt him,
and he'd better let prose alone for a year
or more. It's harder to do than verse"
So 1t was agreed. Resented said Fang
will was beautiful" that il was a beau
tiful night and a beautiful world, after
all But on the way home he got sick
in the cable car and had to stand on the
platform. He cannot stand bad cir any
more. and he cannot stand being UP so
late.
Il am aus gesweated." he said.
And he looked as il that were true.
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Constituent Addresses Rep. Jackson

Salt Lake City, Feb. 10.
To the Editor of ThepHerald
May one of Mr.. Cannon's Victor
Hugo characters be permitted to say a
few words on the line of your appeal
in today's issue to the following Of
Messrs. Powers and King. l am Only
one OF the common folks, but l am a
Democrat, and work as hard, and bear
as much Of the brunt OF the battle in
election times as the bigger guns.
1 have taken no part in the senatorial
fight. l had my preferences, and. when
appealed TO, voiced them as others
Powers first, King next Either would
have suited me. for, while Mr.. King
was my personal choice, Mr.. Powers
was my political choice. on the lines
voiced by Representative McQuarrie
the other day.
am not acquitted with Mr.. McCune,
but 7 know many of those who have
gone to him. l know them to be ster-
ling Democrats, and am satisfied the
common people, like myself, will ac-
cept their choice, be it Powers, King
or McCune. Only do it at once. Delay
only makes US a byword and weakens
our forces.
Adopt that good old Democratic prin-
ciple. majority rule co into caucus.
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You really don't know what COM
Portable travelling is if you have
never travelled via the Burlington.
Holds the Worlds record for long
distance fast running 1,025 miles,
LOAF minutes.
The Burlington Route is 1857
miles long-nearly one-third the dis
tance round the world.
Offers wider choice of routes than
any other line, to and from Chicago,
st. Louis, Omaha, Kansas City and all
eastern points.
Two through trains each way daily.
VestibuIed buffet smoking library
cars, Pullman sleeping cars, reclining
chair cars (seats free) coaches. Fin
est dining car service in the world.
Dining cars operated on the cafe
plan; that is, you pay only for what
you order.
Tickets at offices of connecting lines.
1. A. BENTON, Ticket Agent, r. q.
w. Ry., Dolly Block.
R. f. NESLEN, Travelling Pass. and
Freight Agent
w. F. M'MILLAN, Gen. Agt.
214 S. W. Temple ST.. Salt Lake City.
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The thing of most interest in connec-
ton with this pamphlet is the fact that
it is being distributed, so the CORES
pendent says, by James Jay Smith &
co. of Chicago. whose letterhead
indicates that they are land and i'm
migration agents for the Chicago &
Alton and the Missouri Pacific railroad
systems, with a Colorado colonization
scheme as a speciality.
People who have read the Storm
Starter regularly may imagine that
James Jay Smith & Co. have
adopted this plan to promote immigra-
ton to Utah; to improve the financial
condition of the state, and TO place it
before the world in the most favorable
light. Strange as it may seem, this cor
respondent assures The Herald that the
circular has had just the other result
Re declares that the circular has
thwarted the efforts of colonization
companies who were endeavoring to
bring settlers to Utah; that it has
damaged their own interests so that
they may not recover for years.
The Storm Starter should explain why
its theory fails to work; why it is
being quoted as authority by a concern
whose every interests seems to be CEN
tered in the prevention of material
benefits for Utah.
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LABoUCHERE's REToRT TO RUD-
YARD KIPLING.
San Francisco Examlner.l


Henri Labouchere. in Truth. replies !
parody to Rudyard Kipling's poem
The White Mans Burden" II is as 70
ows:
Pile on the brown mans burden,
To crafty your greed;
Go. clear away the 'niggerS
Who progress would impede;
Be very stern. for truly
'Tis useless to be mild
With new-caught, sullen peoples,
Half devil and half child
Pile on the brown mans burden,
And if We rouse his hate,
Meet his old-faShioned reasons
With Maxims up to date;
With shells and dum-dum bullets,
A hundred times make plain
The brown man s loss must ever
Imply the white mans gain
Pile on the brown mans burden,
Compel him TO be free;
Let all your manifestoes
Reek with philanthropy,
And if with heather folly
He dares your will dispute,
Then, in the name of freedom,
Don't hesitate to shoot.
Pile on the brown mans burden,
And if his cry be sore,
That surely need not irk you,
we've driven slaves before;
Seize on his ports and pastures,
The fields his people tread:
Go, make from them your living,
And mark them with his dead.
Pile on the brown mans burden,
Nor do not deem it hard
If you should earn the rancor
Of those We yearn to guard;
The screaming of your eagle
VIII drown the victims sob
Go on through fire and slaughter,
There's dollars in the job.
Pile on the brown mans burden,
And through the world proclaim
That ye are freedoms agents
There : no more paying game:
And should your own past history
Straight in your teeth he thrown.
Retort that independence
Is good for whites alone.
Pile on the brown mans burden,
With equity be done,
Weak. antiquated scruples
Their squeamish course have run;
And though tbs freedoms banner
You're waving in the van.
Reserve for home consumption
The sacred Rights of Man"
And if, by chance, We falter
Or lag along the course:
If. as the blood flows freely.
Ye feel some slight remorse,
HE We to Rudyard kipling.
Imperialism prop.
And bid him. for your comfort,
Turn on his lingo stop.
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Theory AND FACT.

a correspondent encloses a circular
reprinted in full from the Salt Lake
Tribune. with headlines as follows:
MORMONISM EXPOSED
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The Manifesto Was Plainly Meant as
a Means Through Which the VIII of
the Leaders Might Be Made known to
Noters-Control of the Public Schools
Grasped-Polygamous Living and Re
lisious Adultery''-Free Speech Ostra-
ESTABLISHMENTS Preach of a yelled
Gospel"
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NOTICE.

NOTCH IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT
the adjourned annual meeting of the
stockholders of the Opohongo Mining com
pany. a corporation Of Utah. will be held
at the Office of the company. room 2O3
Atlas block, "a West Second South street
Salt Lake City. Utah. on March II. 1898
at o'clock D. m. of that day
JOHN r. ALEXANDER.
Secretary,
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OREGON SHORT line RAILROAD
TINE TABLE IN EFFECT JAN. 4. 1899
ARRIVE.

i
ARRIVE.
From Ogden. Chicago. Omaha
81. Louis, Kansas City and
Denver -. .............--... $3.50 am.
Butte and San Francisco. 500 am.
From Ogden. Chicago. St. Louis,
Omaha and Denver -, s:15 pm.
From Ogden, Cache Valley.
MOntpelier and San Francisco. 7:a5 pm.
s'F'rom Tintic. Mercur. Sanpete.
Milford. intermediate points,. SD pm.
sFrOm ToOele and Terminus. 600 pm.
DEPART.
For Ogden. Park City. Omaha.
Chicago. Denver, Kansas City
and St. Louis. -.--.-.-..-.......... 700 a. m
For Ogden. Cache Valley points.
PccatellO. Montpelier and in
termedlate points 49,. $50 pm.
For Ogden. Denver, St Louis,
Chicago. San Francisco. .....-... $40 PM
For Ogden. Butte. Portland San
Francisco. Cache Valley ........ g:45 am
'fFOr Tintic. Mercur. Provo, San
pete. Milford, intermediate pts 500 a m
Sf'or Tooele and Terminus ........ 7:45 am
STRAINS south of JUab do not run Sun
days.
'Dany except Sunday.
City Ticket Office Under Masonic
Hall, Second South Street.
8. W. ECCLES. d. E. hurley.
Gen. Traffic Manager Gen. p and I. A
w. H. BANCROFT.
Vice President and Gen1 Manager.
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THE COLORADO MIDLAND R. R.

Two Through Trains Daily.
Between Salt Lake City, Ogden and Lead
vile. Cripple Creek, Colorado Springs,
Denver and all points east. Only. line
running THROUGH CHAIR CARS.
Through sleepers on both morning and
evening trains. This line, in connection
with the Rio Grande Western, reaches
Denver earlier than any other line via
Colorado Springs. No change of cars OF
DELAYED trains. Take the Colorado Mid
land and save time and enjoy the finest
For full information call on any <. G. W.
Ry. agent. or
w +. BAILEY. W. H DONNELL,
G. p. a. Cen Agent.
Denver. Colo Salt Lake CITY.
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T DENOUNCES THE MORMON AT
TITUDE IN UTAH.
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THE CHURCH is IN POLITICS.
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BY UTAH PREsBYTERIANs.

A HEATED PREsBYTERY.
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OFFICE. THE HERALD block, corner
West Temple and First South streets.
Salt Lake City.
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Henri Labouchere. in Truth. replies IN
a parody TO Rudyard Kiplings poem,
The White Mans Burden" II is as fol-
lows:
The Lamar register., 1899-02-01
Ne nlght 10 n, nurhsr.a.

Lord Monck. at one time governor of
Canada, sat in the house of commons
for an English constituency. An Ir-
ishman himself, he was very patroniz-
ing to the Irish members. Meeting
Vincent Scully. the member for Tip
perary, in the lobby one night. he
slapped him on the shoulder and said.
familiarly; Well .SculI, how are your"
The other, annoyed by this form of ad-
dress, rejoined: Il will thank you, my
lord, not to deprive my name OF the
last letter Or, II you do, pray add It
to your own, and call yourself Mon
key" Vincent Scully once gave ut
terance in the house to a ludicrous
confusion of thought. A landlord had
been murdered in Tipperary, and dur
ing discussion in regard to the crime,
an attempt was made to prove that 1t
was agrariar Mr. Scuily spoke of the
murdered man In terms of the highest
praise. He was much beloved" said
he; "he distributed food to the starv-
ing people and no man had less right
to be acknowledgements.
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soaRowINo HAnlrs m cHINA
now Person May See His own Good,
on Soigbbor.. Table.

on Soigbbor's Table.
Chinese buffers have Nay, when
their own supplies fsli short, OF Dor
rowing from the neighbors At least
This was very common custom TWEEN
ty-fve years ago. and goods changed
hands over the garden wall with as
tonishing eelerity, the buffers. mean.
time. keeping strict account. An
American lady residing in Chins
writes thus In the Atlantic: At the
first large dinner party to which I was
lnvited-I went as bride-I found
myself eating with my own brand-new
knives, forks and spoons. stared a,
them very hard; there could be nc
mistake, for could see the fresh mon.
ograms. l was dreadfully distressed
but did not dare to say anything
When / reached home l told my hus-
band. rather tremhlingly. for | was
quite sure they had been stolen. TIC
my amhzement he only laughed and
said: -oh. you will get used to that
soon.and when you have too many
guests you will find that. instead OF
asking you TO get more supplies. the
butler Will Just borrow your neigh
bors'. and always make up the de-
ficiency." And so It proved. can
well remember once. when my hus
band had asked eight guests in to din
uer only half an hour before the usp7.
time tone for each of the delicious
first spring snipe he had shot, that
there appeared later splendid roast
leg Of mutton as one OF our courses.
Now. | knew We had no mutton. for
earlier in the day the cook had be-
walled the non-arriyai OF the Shanghai
steamer. by which Il always came.
Turning TO the gentleman on my LETT,
I asked: did your steamer come
from Shanghai today % Yes: ahy?'
] looked down to the other end OF the
room. where my husband WIS carving
the unexpected treasure-trove with
very evident enjoyment. Well, ours dI ]
not" said l. ''Rnd yet He caught
sigh; OF the mutton "oh." he laughed.
Il suppose that Is mine. No doubt
yours VII come tomorrow, and proba-
bly, be much better: so l shall be the
gainer this time. and enjoy 1t all the
more"
The Lamar register., 1899-02-01
FAMOUS SONG WRITER.

Col VIII s. Hays. the most famous
OF southern song writer's. has just eel
ebrated his sist birthday anniversary
and Is still as hale and hearty as when
long before the war he wrote the
words and music OF that most popular
o; popular songs -Mollie Darling"
The author OF -old Log Cabin In the
Lane Take This Letter TO My
Mother" and other songs to the num-
Der of 343 is a tall. grun. gray-haired
man with southern military look, He
writes the river news for one of the
Louisville papers. sells steamboats,, oc-
easionaliy officiates as captain on one
OF the big steamers plying between
Louisville and Cincinnati, writes poe
Try and continues to grind out songs
He Is one OF the greatest characters
about the falls of Ohio. Everyone
knows him and from the time he leaves
his home until he reaches there Is a
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A FIGHTING MAN.
wANAmAXER IS THE ALroELp
OF THE EAST.
HIS Fight on Quay ana III. Corrupt
Msshods Has brought the PhliadeI-
ph'aH Iato Pabiie sotiee--More Like
Hin Are Needed.

John Wanamaker. whose remark
able fight on Senator Quay has caused
widespread comment. has Of late years
made himself powerful factor in
Keystone state politics. What with
the tremendous blows he has admin
istered to the Pennsylvania boss and
the recent criminal charges against
Quay, Mr. wanamaker has placed a
Dig question mark behind Quay's in
tegrity- The merchant prince OF Phil
adelphia has distinguished himself in
bis campaign against Quay as he does
IN all he undertakes He Is a politi-
clan Who does not hold Office and who
hates ehieanery aud without compen-
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r,. wlnsio,,. ,oots,i.s ,yrar
| -, -. GIfvf -tals calfc- - esets q tsisii
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satioH Joined the Democrats TO beat
a political criminal 4 wealthy man
himSelt. be likes to thunder anathe-
mas At greedy monopoiis,s. He has a
say OF seinE from the stump to the
sunday school but his principles in
both place. are tho same Mr wana-
msfcr's name Is a household word In
Philadelphia The employees In his
wonderful retail sisre take personal
pride In ltz greatness. but the pro-
pristog himself OF recent years has
paid a. much attention TO politics as
TO business, The same restless energy
Jha; built up the Immense emporium
accomplished much tho same results
with the Philadelphia Young Mems
Christian Association That energy
the former postmaster general has
ihroWn intc his Efforts for the political
reform Of hts state. and these Efforts
have not been without results Mr..
wanAmAkeris friends regret that he
did no, so Into politics earlier. or at
least that be did not begin his public
political ministry at younger age.
His best excuse, however. Is found In
HIS intense interest in religious move
rBentS- In which. for long. he believed
that political as well as all other re-
generation lay Al all events he is
worrying the senior senator from
Pennsylvania
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was elected to the house OF represen-
tatiEes In the Thirty-fourth congress.
and for four consecutive terms. Then
he was transferred to the senate. tax
ing his seat March Z. 1867. Since that
time his service has been continuous,
having been elected in 1896 for the
sixth term. ending in March. 1903. and
he has the record of the longest un-
broken term of service in the history
of the senate, He has taken an i'm
portant part in the legislation for the
last so years. and especially on COM
mercial and financial questions, his
position as chairman Of the finance
committee giving him leading part
in all measures relating to the tariff.
banking or the currency. The senator
had been for some years the patriarch
of the senate. and has held a warm
place In the affection of his associates.
He was Republican.
The Lamar register., 1899-02-01
I'm for Ten Cents.

u,ks bowels cad kidneys act
issfrpy microbes, cure headache,
q, sad constipation Al. druggists.
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Consolation.

why do the roses fade slowly awayy-'
she inquired. POLITICALLY.
Well" replied the baldheaded young
man with wide ears. when you think II
over it's all for the best. It's more COM
Portable TO have them fade slowly away
than TO go on all of a sudden like tor
pedo."-Washington Star.
The Lamar register., 1899-02-01

Evc4 the man who has will Of his
OWE never objects to being mentioned
in somebody else's.
The Lamar register., 1899-02-01

II o. you think aDont this. uniysr.
- us4vgfnsutT Al viii 10 o.
sb5ut ~ well a. ansNhins
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.-s.rstand Professor NVIaack
p5pularity ~ a lecturer
'-5sv the women ENJOY his hits
~ and the men enjoy hts hits al
-asn
The Lamar register., 1899-02-01

,h,t ny life was saved by P.so's
!, 'Sigasuunptiou, John A. Miller.
!. Mi,Eigas, April II, iso5
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,4s- Nasic Catarrh E.1peilaut 90.
Nst Write Tor particniars