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The evening times., 1899-07-21
GEN. T. F. M'COY DEAD.
Mexican and Civil War Soldier Ras
Answered His Last Roll Call.

Lewistown, Del. July 21.-Gen Thomas
F. Mccoy died at his home here yesterday,
aged eighty years. He served in the Elev-
enth United States Infantry throughout the
Mexican war and was brevetted captain for
gallant and meritorious conduct At the
outbreak Of the civil war Mccoy was ap-
pointed deputy quartermaster of Pennsyl-
vania, and in 1862 was made colonel of the
One Hundred and Seventh Pennsylvania
Volunteers, remaining in active service un-
til the close of the war. For his services
in the battle Of Five Forks he was brevet-
ted brigadier general. General Mccoy was
a prominent citizen. member of the bar.
and ruling elder of the Presbyterian
Church for nearly half a century. His son.
Lieut.. Frank r. Mccoy, is a graduate Of
West Point and is in the service with the
Tenth United States Cavalry in Cuba. He
vas among the wounded at Ell Caney year
--l-.
The evening times., 1899-07-21
Thus They Were Married.

An exchange prints the following marriage
ceremony. which said by Tennessee squire
n short time ago: ''Wilt thou take her for thy
pard. for better. for worse: to have, TO hold
to fondly guard till hauled off in hearse? Wilt
thou let her have her way, consult her many
wishes; make the FIRE every day, sand help her
her father and mother, Aunt Jemima and Uncle
john three sisters, and brother?" And his
face grew pale and blank; it too late TO
jiit: as through the floor he sank, he said:
The evening times., 1899-07-21
a Natural Failing.

Gron, the Cleveland Plain Dealer.)
'Well, they've found something to accuse Par
Mildly OF at last
.'What is t?''
plagiarism"
mo. whom frum?"
The Bible"
The evening times., 1899-07-21
a Domestic Arrangement.

(From the cleveland Plain Dealer.)
eyes his wife is doing an she to rouse
his courage.
''What has she dGne?'
Promised him if he'd stay in the Philippines
until the war over she wouldn't ask .or
cent of aliinony.'
The evening times., 1899-07-21
Pad Habits

(From the Cleveland Plain Dsa!er.)
'.No, IT viii be several SUNDAYS before | care
to hear the Rev. DIR. DakteF preach,
''Why SOP
''He has just returned from a fishing trip, and
il will take him that long To gti back his We
The evening times., 1899-07-21
AnInhnnpy situaticn.

(FTorn the Chicago Times-Hera.d9
''Some philosopher says: The ccHtensed man
is never poor; the discontented never rich
THAT may be all right far as the man him
seif is concerned, but it's discourasing to be
member of eortented poor mans family
The evening times., 1899-07-21
In ErnSnents.

fFrom the Chicago Tribune0
Teacher (fiIst Sunday after the FoHtfo DWELL
boys, are you all here this beautiful morning:
Dickey Hotstuf (with bandased head} d}--Yes' IN,
we're all here. l guess. but / amt al here.
The evening times., 1899-07-21
Unlimited Bliss.
(From Harper's Eazar.0 J


iWhat would you like for luncheon. Tommy
asked Tommys mother. they sal down in a
department store restaurant.
'.Iee cream,'' replied Tommy, with a smile OF
anticipation.
''Ard what elSe2''
'.More ice cream said Tommy, with larger
smile than before
The evening times., 1899-07-21
Revising the Rule.

(From the Columbus Journal)
First Citizen-I see the idea Of voting by ma
chine is gaining in popularity. 10 yOu think the
masl OF the voters Will easily learn how to work
it?''
Second Citizen-I hope So Heretofore the ma
chine has always worked the voter.
The evening times., 1899-07-21
Mixed Emotions.
n the Broeklvn Life.l

fFrom the Brooklyn Life)
Miss Ethel-Music always makes me feel sad:
doesn't it you. Mr.. Suo!s?
Mr.. S.-Yes: but like tits awfully jolly 70
feaI sad. don't v, trnN.
The evening times., 1899-07-21
CURRENT HUMOR.
His Inference.

OFroIn the Chicago News.)
The Benedict-When / am away from home
my wife writes to me every day.
The Bachelor-WelI. it's your fault. Why
don't you leave her enough money last a
few days:
The evening times., 1899-07-21

Just why Mr.. Alger has resigned no.
body yet knows" shrieks one of the yell
low journals. And yet this particular yell
low journal has probably the best of rea-
sons for knowing that Alger knows
The evening times., 1899-07-21
A Comfortable Nc;hoa.

tFForf answers
Harry-Frcd proved 10 his wife that he didn't
marry her for Aer money
Jack-HowY
IIarry-To show her how little he cared sor it,
he spent every cent she had.
The evening times., 1899-07-21
CIRCULATION sTkItMlNT

Communications intended for publication in
THE TIMES must be tersely and plainly written.
and must in all cases be accompanied 10y the
name and address of the writer. Rejected CON-
municaiiOns viii not be preserved, and only man
uscripts OF obvious importance viii be returned
10 their authors.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
NEW SYNAGOGUE LOT
Ruined by TripoIi Street Extension,
Says Chef ShoIem Trustees.
Cutting OF strip Renders IL Incon-
sen'entto HniId synnxosuowhlch
WI" Fnca congregation 10 tho
Eastward ms Is the Custom,
venIent TO I'm

The trustees Of the Chef Sholem Tenn
pie want q re-appraisenent of tho;r
property onf Freemason street which
was among that condemned for the ex-
tension of Tripoli street. They claim
that the award Of the condemnation
commissioners was TOO low ana ask
Judge Hancliel, or the Corpora finn
Court, TO appoint a new commission
Inc matter was argued before him yes
terday and he has it under advisemcnt.
Not only do the Ohef Sholem trustees
claiin INC award of $500 per front foot
Tor the l6H feet of their property con
demned was too low simply from Tho
staqqpolnt OF the worth of the rea
estate, but they claim that the cutting
OIL OK TINS much from their leo foot LOT
VIII interfere with their plans TO build
jewish Synagogue thereon. and thai
the whole property is thus depreciated
~, ~ Value, IN that 1t will not answer for
the purposes for which the trustees
bought it. They claim this fact should
De taken into consideration In making
tue award for the strip that has boan
condemned
IN the hearing yesterday number of
witnesses were introduced on both
sldes. MIR. l. Nforitz, president of the
'SA h''ioieHi congregation, was among
THESE MIR. Moritz explained that it was
the inVariable custom to build Jewish
temples OF worship SO that the congre-
gation would face the east. The 100
LOOT lot on Freemason street was pur-
chased at the cost OF $500 and ii was
considered the only suitable and CON
Venient location which the trustees
could secure. The cutting of 16is feet
OH OF this lot, it was claimed. made H.
100 small for the purposes intended and
rendered it inconvenicnt to build a
synagogue thereon after the plan which
must be followed-that OF facing the
congregation to tho eastward.
Several real estate owners were in
troduced as witnesses. They estimated
That Sl2o per front foot for the prom
erty was reasonable price The CON
domination commissioners awarded 500
per front foot. or $lG50 for that por-
tion OF the lot condemned. While the
| property only cost SS5 per front foot
about three years ago, 1t is claimed
mat 1t was bought for an extremely
low price. 1t is part OF the old Tunis
property.
City Attorney Walter IT. Taylor. who
| represented the city. argued that the
award Of the commissioners was sutIi-
cicnt. and claimed that the S3M feet
left was sufficient to erect a house OF
worship as large as Epworth Church,
or st. Lulte's.
MIR. james i. Duncan is counsel for
the Chef Sholcm trustees.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
THE CATHOLIC MISSION.
INTERESTING REPORT SUBMIT
TED BY. FATHER WILSON

TED BY FATHER WILSON.
On last Sunday. Rev. Father It. r.
Wilson, pastor Of the Sacred Heart
Catholic Church, gave q very pleasing
and satisfactory report of the fifteen
days mission, recently given In his
church, by Fathers Gillispie and Glca-
son of the Society of Jesus This
mission closed Sunday. the 10Th instant.
Father Wilson most sincerely thanked
God for the result OF the mission and
cordially congratulated not only Ids
own pensioners, but also all those
who. at sacrifice, awaited themselves
OF that extraordinary opportunity of
reconciling themselves with God, their
neighbors and their own sln-la1en con-
science.
He warmly encouraged them to per-
severance in their pewness Of life, and
to remember these memorable words
of our Divine Lord, HE that perse-
vereth to the end shall be saved" and
again those other words, spoken to
the Apostolic Band, II have chosen
you and appointed you, that you
should 30 forth, and that you should
bear fruit, and that your fruit should
remain"
Father Wilson said there were many
honest inqurers into the claim of the
Catholic Church, upon human belief
during the mission. All these qucs-
tons, said Father Wilson, were clear
ly and satisfactory answered, but as
the Catholic Church Is slow In re-
ceiving, either members of other re-
lgious bodies. or even those who have
never been baptised. without Il full
course of preparation for admission TO
her membership, not one of those who
inquired were baptised, but were re-
ferred to me by the missionaries priests
for further enlightment and prcpara-
tion."
After referring to the mission and it's
result, Father Wilson preached an ex-
cclicnt sermon, taking for his subject,
The Forerunners Of the Worlds Dis
solution"
The expense of the mission was
1925" said Father Wilson, "and when
1 gave my check to Father Gillispic
he would not accept 1t. He destroyed
Ii and I made out another for 500.
which I finally persuaded him to ac-
ccpt. This money will go to the coll
lege, where young men are studying
for the priesthood. and not n cent goes
to either OF the priests who conducted
the mission at my church"
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
LAST OF HER NAME.
THE FUNERAL AND INTERNIEN,T
OF MISS LIVINGSTON.

THE FUNERAL AND INTERMENT
OF MISS LIVINGSTON.
The funeral Of Miss Herbert II. Liv-
ingston. whose remains reached here
Yesterday morning over the Cape
Charles route from New York, where
she died last Friday. took place in
Elmwood Cemetery. Rev. Robert Gate
wood. of st. Paurs P. i. Church. Berk-
ley, conducting the services. Follow
ing were the pall-bcarcrs: Captain w
w. Old. Messrs. Charles Sharp. Thur
man Hogsard. Jr. Thomas Talbot, A.
i. Herbert. w. Minton Talbot.
Miss Livingston was born in Her
bcrtsville, now Berkeley, in 1909. and
was the daughter of Captain John I.iv-
ingston. who married n Miss Herbert
one of. the well known Herbert family
VINO were the original patenters of all
the land lying in the rear of Bcrklcy
She was the last of the name in Vir-
ginla. and was n dcscendcnt of one of
inc seven bTOtiIcrs. who migrated ia
this country from Scotland before the
her brother-in-law at Kempsville, Prin-
cess Anne county, but has latterly made
her home in New York
The Herberts were scions of the
house OF Lord Pembroke. Her sister.
Ammo, married Anthony Wake. son OF
Rev. Anthony Wake, or the Episcopal
Church, in his native country. Their
home was the magnificent manor
estate OF the Wakes. near Kempsville
which originally extended to Lynn
haven Bay. Another sister, known for
her surprising beauty and every other
personal charm. became the wife of DR.
John Ingram, who was known and adj
mired throughout Virginia for his gen
tlemany qualities and culture. He was
the father of Mrs. Bosher and of her
sister Susan, both prominent in Norfoll;
society Tor Il series of years. Miss
Livingston was the type of all that is
best and most gracious in 81 Virginia
horne
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
Thanksgiving Donations TO tho
Bows Home.

The management Of the Boys Home
desire 10 call the attention of the Nor
folk public to the near approach OF
Thanksgiving Day and remind them
that on that day donations towards the
support of the Boys Home Will be re-
ccived at the home, on Bank street.
Any one desiring TO aid this great
and good work by contributions of
money. provisions, clothing, ETC., are
earnestly requested to remember that
Thanksgiving Day is the day set apart
by the management for such assistance.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
Sent to He.vport News.

T. D. Summerville, the young man
who was arrested in Norfolk a few
days since for flashing a worthless
check on an East Main street boarding
house lady, was sent to Newport News
last evening in the custody of n New
port News officer. The lady whom
Summerville tried to swindle refused to
TESTIFY against him and the charge
against him here could not be sustain
ed without her evidence. There arc
three charges against him in Newport
News
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
Richmond ma Eerfnrn
SI.95 Via n. <G W. fsy. SI.o5
'eI,u,, tru-Irt. nor N.,, %

Bc"cHI rr"trStnnt Hospital.
The Entertainment Committee OF the
Protestant Hospital has arranged n
run an excursion to Richmond and re-
turn, Via Norfolk and Western Rail-
way, November 30th, for the bencfi,
OF that institution. Special train leavns
Norfolk a. m. Returning leovcs
Richmond p. m. Fare $l.25 ronnJ
trip. For further Information. anniv
at Norfolk and Western ticket oi,irc
10 CRANKY street. Norfolk and Westnrn
depot. or to any member OF the com.
mittec.
MRs.CoRA WEMPI.E Chairman.
nov 19-2l-22-2i
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

Chritmas is near at hand and we
have been mindful of Il, and as a re-
suit are more prepared to show one
of tho best-selcctcd stocks of diamonds.
watches. jewelry and silverware to be
found in the city. Our prices have
been marked down to ensure ready
sales. You are cordially invited TO
inspect our goods before purchasing
elsewhere.
THE GALE JEWELRY CO.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
Arc You Gotnrto nuy?

Any Furniture. Mattings, Carpets,
Rugs. stoves, and the like? If so. you
make no mistake in calling on William
son & Sykes, 563 and 5G5 Church, before
purchasing. Get their prices and terms.
no26-tf.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

All In sight OF monument. "Newes,
Discovery extracts teeth painlessiy.
N. Y. Dental Rooms. Ennes only, a2i
Nain street. corner Talbot.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
Trustoos in Bankruptoy.

Mr.. Hugh G. Miller has qualified in
the United States Cour, as trustee of
Louis Cohen, Norfolk bankrupt. with
$4,000 liabilities.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

Cures La Grippe. Pains. Nervous Head
ache. Neuralgia. etc. Guaranteed. 15c.
and CSC a bottle.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

4 Now Undertaking ratnbIfshmcnt
has been opened by Thomas SCOTS
Sons & Co., at No. SO Charlotte street.
Funeral orders Will receive prompt at
McDermott, manager. Southern Bell
phone No. sol. ocl5-tf
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
EGENTS WANTED.

VIZ ANTED-SALIISMIIN AND COL
w lectors to work in the city and
country. Apply 20 the SINGER MANU-
FEATURING CO.. 200 Church street, Nor
folk, va. juS-2taw-tf
MEEN AND WOMEN. GOOD AID
4xl dress, to travel and appoint agents:
salary SIS month, expenses; rapid advance
ment, Unusually brilliant opportunity
ADDRESS. with reference. BUTLER x AL
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

TO CURE IA GwIprE rive nays
Take Laxative Bromo Ouin.ne Tablets
All druggists refund the money IL IL fails
TO cure. L. w. Groves signature is on
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

West of England finished worsteds
for full dress suits, shown by the lead
ing tailors,
o RUDOLPH & WALLACE.
1913 Main street.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

Oxford herring bone cuttings.
pleasure to show our large variety.
RUDOLPH G WALLACE.
333 Main street
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

a look through our line of suitinrs
will post you on what To wear. You
know how we make and fit our gar
ments.
RUDOLPH e WALLACE.
1873 Main street.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
SPECIAL NOTICES.

GepE GOOD SQUARE PIANO. ROSE
sDcc wood case splendid condition.
only SIS. STlGIFF WAREROOMS Mon
tcello, CRANKY street. no2S-3t
MIR. ]. II. WHITE, 376 MAIN STREET
W. Many thanks for the photographs
They are indeed excellent Everyone is
delighted with them.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
FOR RENT.

ID LEASANT NEATLY FURNISHED
4 rooms, PAL Church street, opposite
st. Paurs Church. noo2-Im"
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
Rev. NJ. r. Sanford.

This gentleman is aiding DIR. a. Il.
Owen in n protracted meeting nj Grace
Baptist Church. He preached last night
for the first time and lie made n fine
impression upon the congregation. The
choir is large and 1t sings with enthu-
siasm Those who attend will hear
good preaching and fine singing.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
Lost.

II oST.-A NEWFOUNDLANDT2 MALE
~ puppy: three months old Suit
able reward II returned to 423 East Main
street ~. no2C-3t
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
WANTED.

WI ANIED-AS PARTNER. YOUNG
w man with capital OF $500, who is
profit weekly In good business. Address
G. p, this OFFICE MOSAIC.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

r HAVE FOUND A POSITIVE CURE
IL for drunkenness. Can he given Sc
cretly- Will gladly tell you what 1t is.
Don't send money. Mrs. MAY HAW-
NiNS. Lock Box L. G. 131, Grand Rapids,
Michigan. no7-su,we-tf
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

NOk SALE RESTAURANT WITH
q fine trade; lodging rooms well
furnished: all occupied: day and night
house. Terms easy. Apply 425 Church
street sc29-tf
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

Nv ANTBD--A FOREMAN WHO .UN-
w derstands handling of n large force
OF hands and is not afratd of work. Adj
dress, with reference, p. o. Box 2:2.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

ID IANO TUNING.-WB WISH TO
a call the attention of the public to the
fact that we have with us one OF our
tuners direct from factory, therefore
guarantee all tuning and repairing.
CHAS. NJ. STIEFF. CRANKY street, under
Monticello Hotel. Norfolk. Va. Both
phones 100. noo2-tf
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

w ANTED.-POSITION, PREFERA-
w ably in wholesale or hardware house
by young man of experience willing to
work. Address * this office noD6-t +
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

NM ANT1SD = INPERINNCED HAT
w and Fur Salesman. GILNIlR'S
S0i Main street. no2S-3t
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

pTr HE METROPOLITAN LOAN OF
L fice will begin to sell all expired
pledges at public auction Mt BENIN EFT" S
AUCTION HOUSE. $50 Main street, at
ESQ p. M no1S-1m
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

nv ANTED-ONE FIRST-CLASS BAND
w Sawyer. Apply at GREENJlSAET
JOHNSON LUMBER CO., Mills Berkeley
Va. no2S-1w
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29
BOARDERS.

II HREE GENTLEMEN CAN SECURE
4 comfortable rooms with good board
IN central locality; reasonable terms. Adj
dress y. b.. postoflice box 3D. city.
nO25-3t
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

NORFOLK DYEING. CLEANING
~: ~ and Repairing Go:@L;aLss' Suits
and pressed. 75c.. pants pressed IOc.. car
pets speciality. 441 Main. New Phone 20l.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

II UDSON'S ENGLISH KITCIEN
III Tho old reliable--the pioneer OF tbs
restaurant business In Norfolk; only the
able prices. Dining room for ladies ~ na
gentlemen. 87i Main street Established
1880.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

DIR. HARTMAN, the
TEM abE only exclusive OptI-
6gEEtSlsaS Jx55gJ;S, clan. Eyes examined
@SES$8Tj NWSS5slSfrce. y large stock of
sSse' &asSSr Artificial Eyes.
S5S MAIN STREET.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

eDegO tavc. walnut case. good contlt-
ton. ST1EFF'S WAREROONIS, Month
cello. CRANKY street. no2S-3t
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

r AIDES NEEDING TKIcATMEN7
IL for Irregularities. IcucorrhoC-a O,
any other Ovarian Troubles consult On
JACKSON. liz w. Mulberry street. BAL
ttmoro,I Md. Private sanitafium: trained
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

Third. That the chairman of the
Board appoint committee, OF which
he shall be ex-officio chairman, to ap-
pear before the Finance Committee
and Honorable Councils of the City of
Norfolk, and also before the State
Legislature, to urge the granting of
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

NoR SALE - ONE TIiREE-SrOR
4 building on Esd street Newport News
near Washington avenue. comprising
store 22N5I feet and eight dwelling rooms
above. For terms apply JOHN KOY Arr
over III Main street. Norfolk. Va Both
phones S92 noa-I,n
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-11-29

ID UREAU FOR EMPLOYMENT AND
D LABOR furnishes suitable employ
ment for men and women. Cali and reg
lister your name. Fee. one dollar. One
hal1 refunded If VIC do not place you. c..
J. 1REDELI,, President; +. B. HAN
COCK. Secretary. Room &c, over and
1oc. Store. Special Room for ladies. Old
phone 95G: new phone $40 NOS
The Washington weekly post. (Washington, D.C.) 1878-1916, 1899-09-26
FUN IN The NAVAL RESERVE.
The Dormant 9usrtermsster and the
Torgetfu sailor.

Prom the Sex York Eysaiaz Post
We had a fellow in the crew named
COlyille. who started IN as a third-rate
quartermaster. but was disrated for
number % good reasons. The fret time
he got liberty ne oyerstayed his leave
and was "qusranlined' FOR ten days. A.
the end Ct the ten days he got ten hours
liberty. ana took fourteen, the best part
OF which he spent sleeping In some buSheA
near the place where he was 20 have
met the shore-bost For this he got
thirty days Before the time was quite
up the captain had q visitor he wanted
set ashore First the gig was called
away, but the captain wanted the crew
for something else. and cOiville was sent
In the dinghy. However, the gig had 20
20 after all for Coiyille did not show up
AT the end Of an hour. They found him
sitting on the string-pieee Of the landing
wharf doing nothing. ] don't know what
was the matter with the fellow. The
earth seemed to have an attraction for
him that he could net resist.
He had more hours below than any one
on the ship. and yet be Gas always sleep
The Washington weekly post. (Washington, D.C.) 1878-1916, 1899-09-26
SPIRIT OF THE DRAY DRIVER.
Perversity of Human Nature Shown i'm a
Clark street Iangle.

From the Chicago Inter Ocean.
"G'lang there"
"G'lang yo'sef, f you love yer bloomin'
tintype. l never mixed up with yore
cart wheels in the first place and ! don't
intend 10 b. * OUT"
TWO freight wagons on Clark street
licked wheels yesterday and came to a
standstill. The vehicles bumped into each
other at a snairs pace and the jar hardly
SHOOK the spIing seats Both drivers
braced the sOles OF their shoes against
the dashbOards, took a fresh bite OF to-
Eacco. and declined 10 back out.
Wy hat ell We take ne fer? qIeried the
filst, not heated dt ALL but in an argu-
mentative mood.
BY gosh, / amt no torker. but | kin
stick ere till shutdown an not git
hungry reJorted the other.
N | say i you hadn't been rubber
neckin l wouldn't Nv rad to clip yO' wheel
10 bring 20 tor
The crowd on the sidewalk began to en-
JOY the sport, when an Officlous policeman
ordered both jehus to back their teams
at once. In less than minute the line
of cable cars which had been blocked up
began to move and traffic resumed its
cCCISe.
You better get job on one them lee
trio carriages" said one of the drivers as
he numbered aW ay.
Get 70 ma TO take you ever TO driVin'
academy, sonny responded the other
seriously.