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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-11-05
The lineup was as follows;
NEWS At GEUOA SPRINGS
Many Houses Being Repaired--Listo Of
Arrivals

Mrs W. Be-key has been dangerously
II for the past few days
Mrs Bucbwalter IS moving ont Of the
hath house aa8 VIII soon be settled in
her own home for the winter.
Mrs. N. NJ Granger made q flying trip
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Wis. Marcus Shnener-

On last Monday morning the numerous
friends in Wichita Of Mrs. Marcus Shafel
were grieved to receive the message
which conveyed the sad intelligence OF
her death on that morning at her coun-
try home near ST. Mark. Mrs. Shanel
died at o'clock on Monday morning a.
ter an Illness Of only one week. the in
mediate cause q her death being infam-
nation OF the bowels.
Mrs. Shaffer. wife OF Marcus ShaTer. a
well known and highly respected citizen
Of this coGnty. was born 81 years ago in
Bohemia She was married TO Vincentz
Smarsh. and thirty-six years ago came 70
the United States, settling in Sedgwick
county tweaty-siX years ago. Mrs. ".
\. Polk. Mrs Rosa Foster. Anton
Smarsh. Joseph Smarsh and Mrs. Kate
simon are their children, and al live IN
this city and county. respected and below
ell citizens. One more child. a son. Vim
cent?, lives IN Pennsylvania Mr. smarsh
died some sixteen years ago Mrs.
Smarsh some sixteen years since became
Mrs. Marcus ShaGer.
Mrs. Shaffer was Al ardent member %
the Catholic church. She was q very
charitable woman. beloved by all who
came IN contact with her kindly and ever
bright disposition she lived 70 d. good,
and many times VIII she be missed IN The
church and the community where she
had been an active helper for 50 many
years. However, she lived long enough
to reap the reward ot a well spent lie
20 see her children al grown - be good
men and women. and q large circle OF
t-ue and loving friends were ever ready
10 ATTEST 10 her worth The funeral OF
Wednesday was largely attended. many
Wichita friends % The deceased and her
children attending the o6seaa.ss. which
were held az the s. Mark Catholic
church. Numerous bsaat5cgl floral ore--
trzs were sszt, and al uailzd IN paying
: last tribute u ere ueno-y q tAesr de-
parted friend
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IN using medicines 10 stop pain. we
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spine or kidneys, pains around the liver.
pleurisy- swelling Of the joints and pains
OF all kinds. the application OF Railways
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-11-05

Pryme, E. J. Hasson, Pearl Revare. Jack
Darlington, Frank Hodges and Harry
Hardy, certainly a jolly party Of public
entertainers.
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HanIin S, HanIin's S, Hanlin s

Here's where the crowd goes. And here's where the
bargains must be- So here is where [ 90 for my gro
ceries. You will always find the good things with big
crowd around them. So we feel satisfied that are
doing the righU thing by all For place is where
you will always find the crowd
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Stanley VII speak - yo1rg men Er. 5.
2 Morris VII sing a sc.o- Mr. Gus-av
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pire: Professor W. H Isely, referee;
Frank Wyatt and Kelly. Hnesmen.
Second-Isely. umpire: Wyatt, referee:
Kelly and Cooper, Hnesmen.
Score-Fairmount 0; Newton 0.
NOTES OF THE GAME.
The team work Of the Newton team was
very fine It was in this respect that
Paramount was weak
The work Of the FairmoUnt backs was
Of a high order. making good tackles and
runs during the entire game.
Both teams played the Pennsylvania
system. but the Paramount ends under
stood breaking interference better than
those Of Newton.
Morrison. a Fairmount tackle, made
one of the most brilliant plays Of the
same. breaking through the line and
lacking before the Interference started.
The return game between the two
teams promises 10 be good one. The
date will be announced later.
HIGH SCHOOL DEFEATED.
In the football game yesterday after
noon between the High school and Lewis
academy. the academy won a good game
by the score Of ; to O. The game was
hotly contested Beginning. the High
school kicked of the ball which was car
RED back by Lewis TO within thirty yards
Of the High school goal. The High school
gained the bali on downs ana took 1t TO
the academy's g-yard line, and time was
called.
The second half began with a KICKOFF
by Lewis. but the ball was carried back
to the center by High school who lost It
on a tumble. Newlin Of the academy
took it 70 withia ten yards Of High school
goal and was pushed over, making a
touchdown for Lewis.
The playing was kept in the center OF
the field until the finish. The game was
clean from any rouEhRess. Several good
plays We're made.
The 1f-a--r., vs-1s n F,rfNu-e-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-11-05

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Monarch Preserved Strawberries, per
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Monarch Raspberries, per can.......... .19
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Large Bottle Blueing. each..--....-.... OF
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Sal Soda, Is lbs or........................ Is
Cow Brand Soda. per lb pl1g............ 81
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Corn Meal, per sack..................... .07
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so CENTS PER BOTTLE.

SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Look for the [. S Gov. "R. R. R."
stamp on what you buy.
Send TO DIR. RADWAY & CO, No. 50
Elm Street, New York, for Book Of Ad-
vice.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-11-05

the West Side Racke you buy nearly everything
you buy It at rock-bottom prices.
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carload Fancy
Keepers AS; smaller quantities
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SECOND HALF.

Fairmount kicked off and the ball was
returned twenty yards by Newton. The
teams lined up for a scrimmage and New
ton made short gains through the line.
The ball went to Fairmount on downs
and it was then that the Falrmount
backs did excellent work in running
ends. Alexander made a long run around
the left and for good gain and by plays
Of this kind the ball was rushed TO New
tons twenty-yard line. Paramount lost
the ball on downs and Newton advanced
it for a gain Of several yards, when it
again went to Paramount. The playing
was fast and furious during the remain
de- Of the second half and the ball was
on Newton's ffteen-yard line when time
was called having been in Newton's ter
ritory during the entire half. The lineup
fol
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-11-05
WAS A GREAT GAME.
Paramount Football Team
Gives Newton Even Rub.
HIGH SCHOOL BEATEN
BY Lewis ACademy--FriendS
Team Played at NiCkerSOn.

That was the score of one Of the hard
est fought foot ball games, yesterday at
Newton, between Paramount college and
Newton team. ever played in Kansas.
The game was between the Paramount
college team of this city and a team
composed Of players from both the city
and the High school teams Of Newton.
This is the first game that Paramount
team has ever. played out Of town and
was possibly the hardest game that will
be played IN this part OF Kansas this
season One Of the noticeable features
or the game was the fast and snappy
playing Of both teams. Very little time
was consumed. as IS usual, in wrangling
over decisions, of side plays, etc, and
this was much appreciated by the spec
tators. Interest in foot ball seems 10 be
increasing in this vicinity and the Fair
mount people are elated over the good
showing that their team made in this
game.
The Paramount team chose the south
goal and Newton kicked off at 2:35. The
ball was caught by L. Alexander and
advanced fifteen yards. The teams lined
up for scrimmage and Baldwin, Alex
ander and Herrick were sent around the
ends for short gains. The bali went TO
Newton on downs but by rapid line plays
the ball was advanced several yards into
Paramount territory. Paramount held them
for downs and secured possession Of the
ball. After short gains the ball was
kicked down The field and returned a
short distance by the Newton full back
Paramount again secured the ball and
advanced It to Newton's ffteen-yard line
where they lost it on downs The ball
was punted back by Newton and the re-
mainder Of the first was filed with hard
playing IN Newton's territory.
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VGOR RESTORED.

Pa Oct
will feel
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| Never Use DRUGS.

have known for twenty years that vital force which IS
Electricity. that nothing Electricity viii
proven this fifty thousand who praised my method Rea
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SHOES

SHOES
We have two OF the strongest lines
manufactured We pride Ourselves with
having the best for the least money.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-11-05
Men, Are You Weak

money spends month, will furnish of
Electric Belts which will evidence weakness When und
strepghand that Electricity dhey will know why it is
vgo after the failure the be-
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1899-12-23
Some rIodern Folk Lore.

Ii you see an undertaker's wagon
in front of house, there will be q
funeral there ere long.
The appearance of mouse 10 o
room where there are women is a
sign of speedy distress 20 the house
hold.
When l3 unexpected guests stay
to dinner with family of three or
less, there will surely be o dearth
Ii the pantry.
To break mirror means that you
i'll soon be out Of pocket-if you
ant another mirror.
If you see the moon over your
1T shoulder, you will meet will
isaster, unlesa you stop rubber
lg:
To see the moon shining on you,
ace when you are asleep indicates
hat you are peculiar person.
To dream of q white horse means
that you will suffer internal dis
tress if you do not alter you style
Of living.
To 60 back to the starting point
for something after setting out upon
journey is sign that the memory
is failing.
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Center of Population

There stands in LONELY rural
spot in Decatur county, few miles
south of Greensburg, Iud., large
granite movement marking the cen
ter of population as shown by the
census of the United States of 1890.
This monument was erected by a
western newspaper and unveiled and
dedicated on May 10, 1891.
Just where its next location will
be no one can tell. Speculation is
rife as to the extent Of the shift OF
the center of population of The coun-
try. Many are Of the opinion that
the western movement viii! be than
heretofore, and some even declare
that the east has outstripped the
west during the past ten years in the
matter of increase OF population, land
the marker of the center will start
on return course toward Sbe hori-
zon of the morning sun. Govern
lnent officials, however, who keep
we'll posted on the affairs of popu-
latjon, believe that the shaft will
continue westward and that during
the next ten years it will remain in
Indiana. Near Terre Haute has
been selected as the most probable
point.
In 1850 this center was at a point
almost due south of Parkersburg,
W. Va. Ten years later it moved
over into the southeastern border OF
Ohio and for 80 years remained in
Ohio, coming, in ITO, to a point
near Chillicothe and in 1880 it drop
ped down to almost the center cd
Observation-Disclosures CONNER
cial Tribune
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to serve pile The center Of each tart
with whipped cream. Sweetcned
and favored with vanilla.
CHRISTMAS PLUM PUDDING.

Take one pcand each of raisins
and dried 'currants. one pound OF
finely chopped suet, halt pound of
stale bread crumbs, a.qnarter Of q
pound of nour, quarter of q pound
of brown sugar, five eggs, bali a
pound of minced, candied orange
peel, the grated rind of one lemon.
and halfa pint Of brandy. Stone
the iaisins. clean, work and dry ths
currants. Mix all the dry ingre-
dents we'll together. Beat the eggs
stir them into the brandy, pour over
the pudding aud mix thoroughly.
Pack into a creased mold. Let boil
six hours, and stand aside for sew
eral days When ready to cat, boi!
six hours longer, turn out of mold
on large dish, place sprig OF hol-
ly in the center, and serve with hard
sauce.
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A Baby and a Mother.


1t occurred on Third avenue L
train. The car was well filed with
men and women on their way down
town, when a policeman got on at
the One Hundred and Twenty. fifth
street station. He carried a baby in
his arms. The officer took seat
opposite theater party.
sob, isn't that q pretty baby!
Have you arrested him?" exclaimed
one of the young women. The po-
liceman blushed.
"No, ma'am," he said. "You see
he's a foundlipg-picked up by q
girl in a hallway, MISS
"Shame," said one of them.
ale has silk ribbons in his hood, =
his companion observed.
"And silk slip. Obi who could
be so cruel?" exclaimed a younger
girl.
"Whercs he going?' some one
asked, and the policeman answered.:
"To Bellevue. Then to Rannall's
island If he amt claimed right away
They'll give him a name, you
know"
Here the baby began to cry, soft
ly at FIRST, increasing it to a wa
that would not be silenced. In vain
the young women tried to quiet the
child. The policemen shifted him
uneasily from one shoulder TO the
other.
In the corner Of the car sat wo
man with a small chill. She was
poorly clad, but in her face was the
kindliness of motherhood. She
came forward.
IL think the child is hungry" she
said "Give him to me-"
Resting her own child in her lap,
the mother held the little founding
in her arms ard drew about him a
faded shawl.
The cries ceased, and a silence
fell upon the theatre party. When
they left the train at Forty-second
street, the baby was still quiet.
"He's asleep now, l think" the
laborer's wife told them. One man
slipped roll OF bills into the po-
liceman's hand.
"For her," they said, nodding to
the woman in the corner. "To Bel<
levue, eb? Too bad."-N. Y. Jour-
nal.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1899-12-23
Fail 10 Do Our Duty.

Everybody has at times failed to
do their duty towards themselves
Hundreds of lady readers suffer
from sick headache, nervousness,
sleeplessness, and female trouble
Let them follow the example of Mr..
Fl. Herbetcher, Stevens Point, Wis.,,
who for five years suffered greatly
from Nervous Prostitution and Sleep
lessness, tried physicians and differ
ent medicines without success. But
One bottle of DR.. Niles Nervine
caused sound sleep every night and
she is feeling like a new person.
Mrs. Elizabeth Wheeler, Laramin.
Wyoming, who tried all other RENE
dies declares that after three weeks
use of the Nervine for Headache
Nervous Prostitution, etc., she was
entirely relieved. Sold by A. NJ. Gil
ert. Trial bottles free.
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POTATO CRoQUETTEs.

Mash twoscups OF boiled potatoes,
a Id the beaten ::yolks of two eggs,
two tablespooufuls Of cream, ten
drops of onion juice, a teaspoonful
of butter, tablespoonful of minced
parsley, teaspoonful of salt,..a graf.
ing of nutmeg and dash of cay
enne, mix we'll, and turn into a
saucepan, stir over the fire until the
mixture leaves the side of the pan,
take from the fire, spread out on a
dish, let cool, form into croquettes.
Dip first in beaten egg, then in graf
ed bread crumbs, and fry in boiling
fat,
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ROAST TURKEY.

Select a fat young turkey. Draw
and SINCE, wipe inside with a damp
towel. Make stuffing of two cups
of stale bread crumbs, two. table
spoons of melted butter, table
spoonful of chopped parsley, with
salt and pepper to taste. Fill the
body of the turkey with the mix
ture. Put two slices OF bacon in the
bottom of pan, lay the turkey or
them, cover the bottom of the pan
with water, add tablespoonful Of
salt, and set in the oven to bake fif-
teen minutes to every pound; haste
every ten minutes. When dore take
up on a heated dish; garnish with
fried oysters. Add a tablespoonful
of -four to the pan in which the tur-
key was roasted, stir ever the fire
until brown, pour 10 half a pint of
the liquor in which the gibltts were
boiled, add the chopped giblets, and
serve in gravy boat with the tur-
KEY:
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DREAMED FISH.

Boil four-pound fish in salt wa
ter. When done take up, remove
the skin and fake the fish, Put 4
quart of milk in a saucepan, and set
over the fire, let come to boil,
thickeH with tablespoonful of bat
ter and two of cornstarch rubbed
together stir until smooth, add a
teaspoonful of minced onions,
sprig OF parsley, little salt, and a
dash of cayenne. Butter baking
dish. Put Il layer OF the fish in the
bottom, then layer of the dressing,
and then fish again uutil the dish is
full, cover the top with the sauce,
sprinkle with grated bread crumbs,
and set in a hot oven for twenty
minutes. Garnish with sprigs of
parsley.
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Saw Possible Trouble Ahead.

In the mountain district Of Ten
nessee there arc many people who
never saw a train, and when rail
road was surveyed and constructed
through wild part of the State but
little work was done by the natives
for year. They put in the great
er part of the time watching the
workman but the greatest event OF
their lives was when the first train
came along. Some of them wtre
afraid of the engine and gave it q
wide berth. The track was finally
laid as far as the Cumberland River
and owing to the delay in the ar
rival of the bridge material, the
workman crossed the river and be
gan the construction of tunnel.
One day 8 tall, raw-boped Ten
nessean stood watching the work
There was puzzled look in his face
and he finally said: They may be
able to hit that hole every time, but
if they miss it there will be h-ll &c
pay"
That man actually believed tina,
no bridge would be built and the
trains would make q fyin leap across
the river and dash into the tun-
mel on the other side.-HerEann
Advertising Courier.
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MAcARoNI AU GRATIN.

Break half a pound of macaroni
into pieces, and throw into boiling
water to which little salt has been
added. Set over the fire and let
cook until tender. Drain and put
in saucepan with half a cupful of
Bechamel sauce, two ounces OF graf
ed cheese and an ounce OF butter,
mix lightly, and turn into q baking
dish. Pour more sauce over the
top, dredge with grated cheese and
cracker meal; drop owes bits of but
ter, and set in very hot oven for
ten minutes.
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ROAST DUCKS.

Select a pair of young ducks;
tuck the wings back, and fasten the
legs down the side of the body,
Stuff with rich bread stuffing, seas
oned with onion and powdered sage
Place the ducks in a baking pan
cover the breasts with thin slices oil
bacon, add half a cupful of water and
half teaspoonful of salt to the pan,
and set in quick oven to bake an
hour and a-quarter, haste every ten
minutes. When done take up 0
heated dish. Serve with giblet
sauce and currant jelly.
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1OIcNOi
~ Sold by Druggists, 75c.

Maude-George, l think l oughn't
10 marry you, for I don't bslievc
you love me at all.
George (ardently)-Why, my dar-
ling, I am passionately, desperately,
madly in love with you. l worship
the very
Maude-You talk well enough
George, but those letters you wrote
to me when you were away were SC
cold and distant they froze my
heart. One would think you were
writing TO your washcrwoman about
her bill.
George (slowly)-Maude, Twas
-eDgaged-to-a-girl-onee-be
fore, and when she sued me for Q
breach ofpromise all my letters tc
her observation-disclosures
court.-London Answers.