Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1899-09-27
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,f the sunspots Cleveland Leader.
Father-How Is It that you're such
Ounce ut your lessons. Tommy? Tom
MY expect it's hereditary
Traveller.
He-So you give me the mltten? She
Yes. He-And this Is all? She-I
might throw In few moth balls
Chicago Record.
Tommy Paw, why ain't prophet
honored In his own country? Paw
Because people grow so tired OF hear
Ing him say, II told you Sc" Puck.
She-He says he loves me; yet he has
only known me two days, Her Friend
Well, perhaps that's the reason,
Philadelphia North American.
"What Is his namey' "fhat's Sc
cret." "A secret? What do you mean?'
Hes a Russian, and no one can pro
nounce 1t but himself. Town Topics.
MRS, Jorkens. l saw you going into
Mrs. Brash's house to-day" Yes: but
| have no acquaintance with her at all,
just use her telephone
Record. aNN
''Was that sleight-of-hand mans ex-
hibition successful. Nudge y 81 think
SO. l lent him II counterfeit half-crown
and he gave me back good ONE
Tid-Bits.
How happy the Dabney-Joneses
look this evening. 1t must be their
wedding anniversary" No; they've
tl,..tp 4 IL
Free Press. me .st s. e.
what Is your definition of the word
'fadG'" "A fad said Miss Cayenne,
eandidly, ''is something which some
body else enjoys and don't. WASH
ington Star.
How gray your hairs getting, dear!
1t used TO be such u pretty black"
"Yes, dear; and how red yours has
got! 1t used to be such pretty black,
too!'-1Punch re. a4a .f4a,a{a
Mr.. Penn-one physician says that
the tramp instinct Is disease. Mr..
Pitt-Does he recommend a change OF
scene as the remedy? Pittsburg
Chronlcle-Telegraph
Little Clarence money talks,
don't 1t? Mr.. Callipers--I guess SO, my
son. Little Clarence-Well, then, pa,
gimme penny, SOS can hear 1t whis-
per to me a little.-Punch.
Bramble-So Jim Slopay is deadl
Well, we must all pay the debt OF ma
ture some time or other. Thorne-
That's true. Slopay would have
lodged it If any one could. rtr
"That hammock has hoodoo his
tory" "What Is it?' "It has been
through six seasons at the seaside with
the Upjohn family. and not one of the
girls is married yet. Chicago Trib-
une. i $40 q 5.81as Hag rH
'She scorned all her wooers so long
that now she Is doomed to be an old
maid for the rest of her life "Well.
that seems like a just sentence for
such contempt of court" rt."--Philadelphia
Bulletin.
Parent Don't you know that the
great King solomon said. Spare the
rod and spoil the child? Bobby
Yes, but he didn't say that until he
was growed up-New York Evening
Telegram.
Mrs. Stubb73I believe this Is bad
quarter, John. Mr. Stubb-Think So
Maria? Well, then, / guess we'd bet
ter drop 1t in the church box. Perhaps
good company may reform it,!.Chica
go Daily News. tts9 - ~,
A young hopeful sat in the window a
long time the other night during a
thunder storm and contemplated the
scene with a wise look on his face.
Then he turned and said: -'"rhe an
gels are scratching matches on the
Household Words.
The Suburbanite's Limit-Mrs. Her
mitage ton the evening train) Il Won
der why the city department stores
won't deliver an order of goods free in
the suburbs unless 1t exceeds So worth?
Mrs. Isolate (dftto)--Well they know
that suburbanite can easily carry IS
worth.-Puck.
II guess I'll go to Washington" said
Meandering Mike. What furY' 'oh.
jes to show myself and make things
| cheerful | reckon mebbe the folks
that examine applications for employ
ment III the census Woulu De klnu o.
happy to see somebody that wouldn't
have work even II he could get it.'-
Washington Star. ef,.t4.s s'f ii.st.s11-
old Foozle-So, my son, you have
laid aside your studies and are about
to enter upon the active duties of lifeY
Young Foozle-Yes, dad; but since
got my sheepskin and have had time
to look around me | am surprised to
find the active duties of life SO very
+ closely attended to already Boston
Transcript.
"And SO you are about to lose a mem-
| Der OF your family" said the old friend,
WHO had just heard OF the approaching
marriage of the daughter of the house
We'll, I'm not quite certain about
Il 81. II 4