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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
A Dead Man Brought to Life.

In Paris recently a man was revived
whose heart had actually stopped beat
ing. A daring surgeon cut through the
dead mans ribs, grasped his heart, set
the blood in circulation and the mar
breathed, opened his eyes and lived. 1t
is probable, however, that the rally will
be of short duration, although this de-
tracts not at all from the miraculous
nature of the deed. If he had kept his
bowels regular disease could not have
attacked him. Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers is natures strongest ally. When
her laws have been repeatedly disregard
ed, when a tired stomach has been
abused until indigestion, constipation
and biliousness are the result, then the
Bitters proves its efficacy. 1t can not
be equalled. Your doctor would be the
first to recommend it,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
A CRUEL BLOW.


A Confession That BIighted Hopes
Once So High.
my nephew, there is somewhat on ny
mind. | have, then, a secret-a secret
that weighs upon me more profoundly
each time you come to visit me Can |
dare l, shall l utter it?"
'Dear uncle, what is there could shake
my regard for your From child God up,
ward who has been my idea OF manly in
tegrity? My unclel Speak Oh, then. ]
will be firm"
hce was all purity and sweetness, but in
whose glance lurked a little something
er-who shall say what?
"No, no! After all, why should l crush
your young life9 Why not leave you the
lawless gayety and hope of youth? There,
! will not be selfish, Let it pass"
Gas you will, uncle. 1t is not for me
to importune you. 1t is naturally no af-
fair of mine"
"But that, then, it truly is. Listen,
Lo%uis--hush !-you know that I live in
luxury, that l have gold in plenty and no
thought for the morrow"
eyes, yes; it is true"
"Did you never guess whence came my
iortunes Would you-would% you--young,
eager and Of unstained honor, have daily
visited a lonely old man these many years
had you known Alas, I fear not!"
In breathless suspense the young man
waited. Would the money he hoped to in.
herit, which he had paid for with so many
visits of duty, descend to him tainted
with fraud9 Would 1t come to him blotch-
ed with bloodp If Soft so--well, il
should make no difference.
"Louis," anne the mysterious whisper,
when I die, you will with frantic sorrow,
grief and unalterable regret find that my
money was-was''- And the old mans
emotion rose up and choked him.
"Yes-yes-was''-
"As you say-'was'-yes, it was-it ID
an annuityl"-Pick Me Up.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
roo LATE.
The Highwayman Was Forced to Ac-
knowledge Defeat.
"Hold I'D your hands"

Inc dlE "as CEceu 10 Az.
knowledge Defeat.
Hold up your handsl'
The night was of inky b~lackness. Thick
clouds hung low in the sky. Street lamps
huttered bravely a block apart, but they
cast about as much light on the situation
as the war commission does on hospital
abnles, Scattering raindrops beat on the
tif. roof OF an adjoining barn and trickled
down to the ground, where, mingling
with the dust, they did their best to make
an ideal Chicago street. There was no one
in sight, save the wayfarer and two des-
pelate robbers, with hardened faces, rag
ged whiskers and cleaning pistols.
Willis Hollis Jones stood transfixed, like
a small girl gazing at the window of a
dime museum.
"Gentlemen," he said, ''this is SO sud
den, as a young lady said to whom 1 once
proposed after having visited her every
night for seven years and spent a fortune
buying flowers and oandy-how l wish
had the money nowP'
Eyes" said the spokesman for the rob
bers, on whose face villainy was stamped
like the name on q bottle of soothing
strip, I'VE wish you had 1t as we'll, but
we will try to be satisfied with what you
have at present. Produce"
Willis Hollis Jones looked afar down
the street and strained his eyes like a girl
looking into the cleaning for her lover
who has got his dates mixed and is out
with his other girl on the West Side. Bat
the form Of no policeman dimmed the
background.
Gentlemen" he said, "please do not
spatter my brains against yonder newly
painted barn, for I have no money"
With a terrible oath the robber again
demanded money, refusing to believe that
SO we'll dressed a young mar would be out
without a cent.
Willis Hollis Jones was panied that his
word should be doubted. "Believe me, "
he said, II have no money. You are a
few hours too late. I have just been to a
church fair"
"Foiled!" muttered the robber In a
hoarse whisper. Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28

"female troubles" A pain in the side, or
back, a disagreeable drain, a bearing-down
sensation, headache, nervousness, weak
ness in the distinctly feminine organs, bad
complexion and loss of flesh are forerun-
ners of final collapse. DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription is a specific for weak
women. II cures. In a great majority of
cases the patient can treat herself at home,
and obnoxious local examinations can be
avoided. In a few bad cases it is wise for
the sufferers to write to DR.. R. V. Pierce
himself, at Buffalo, N. Y, and he will give
full advice by mail free. He is consulted
daily by great numbers of women through
out the world, and his advice is founded
upon widespread experience. All CORE
spondence is treated by him as sacJedly
confidential. His "Favorite Prescription"
is non-alcoholic, and does not create a crav-
ing for strong drink. 1t contains no opium
or other narcotic. 1t is perfectly harmless
in any condition of the system. No medi-
cine is equal to 1t in any respect for dis
eases of women. Therefore, accept no
substitute for this world famed remedy,
though it be urged upon you as being
"just as good"
Mrs. Mary T. Jones, of SAG Madison Avenue,
Ypsilanti, Mich, writes: IL was troubled with
female weakness, and after taking three bottles
of DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription l am free
from pains. I had suffered for two years when /
began taking your medicine. I could not walk
across my room without suffering dreadful pains.
Now I do all my homework and walk where I
please"
Constipation and b~iliousness are radi-
cally cured by Or. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets. They don't grippe; they never fail.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
Reduction in Rates, over the Denver
& Rio Grande Railroad,

Effective March goth, second-class
rate from Denver, Colorado Springs,
Pueblo and Trinidad, Colorado, to all
California points now carrying the $685.
90 rate will be $3.50. Agents south Of
Mears and Montrose, also agents on
branches will add their local rate to
functional point to S32. so.
The second-class rate from Denver,
Colorado Springs and Pueblo, Colorado,
tt Portland, Oregon, Tacoma, Seattle
and Spokane, Washington, via Ogden
and Huntington will be $500. Agents
south of Pueblo, Mears and Montrose,
also agents on branches will add their
local rate to functional point to $500.
Tickets to be limited to continuous
passage en-
L. j. Helm,
Gen. Agent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
Then There Was a LuIl.

1t is unutterably sad, she said, UNI
utterably sad, and went or talking and
talking and talking about it.
l wish it was, remarked her husband,
when he had a chance to speak, as he
laid aside his newspaper hopelessly.
Was what? she inquired in some as
constituent.
Unutterably sad; and there was a
lull.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28

Pneumonia Is one Of the most danger
GUS and fatal diseases. 1t always results
from a cold. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy will quickly cure q cold and
perhaps prevent IN attack Of pneumo-
MIA. 1t is in fact made especially for
that ailment and has become famous
for its cures over a large part Of the
civilized world. It counteracts any ten
dency Of a cold toward pneumonia. Can
you afford to neglect your cold when 50
reliable a remedy can be had for a
trife? For sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
CHICAGO LIMITED.
CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LIMITED.
Eastbound, No,

Trains Nos. 8 and 4, running tri-
weekly in each direction between Chi
cago and Los Angeles, carry only first
class Vestibuled Pullman Sleepers, a
understanding car, containing gentle
mems buffet, reading and smoking room,
and barber shop, and an observation
car with commodious parlor for ladies
and children; electric lights throughout
the entire train.
CHICAGO, MEXICO &. CALIFORNIA
LINE
Nos. / and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, e%astbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Puekso, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. % is q local train between Ell Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and lit
erature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address,
H. 8. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
w. J. Black, G. P. A.,
Topeka. Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28

In almost every neighborhood there ia
some one whose life has been saved by
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy, or who has been cured
Of chronic diarrhoea by the use Of that
medicine. Such persons make a point
Of telling Of 1t whenever opportunity
offers, hoping that 1t may be the means
of saving other lives. For sale by A. c.
Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
PECOS VALLEY & NORTHEASTERN RY.
Central Time)

Central Time)
Train No. 1 leaves Pecos daily 4:30 a.
M, arrives Eddy s:35 a. m, Roswell
1855 p. m, Amarillo 1890 p. M, con
Meeting with A., I. & s. f. and f. w.
& d. G. Rys.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily 4:5o
a. M, arrives Roswell 1855 p. M, Eddy
5:55 p. M, Pecos 1920 p. m. connecting
with the Texas & Pacific Ry.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oaks and
Nogal, N. M, leave Roswell, N. M,
daily except Sunday at 7 a. m.
For low rates, for information regard
ing the source of this valley, prices
Of lands, etc, address
d. H. NICHOLS
General Manager,
DON D. DONAHUE, Eddy, N. n.
Gen. Frt. and Pass. Agent,
Eddy, N. NJ.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
SauCe.

Hawker-Good morning, mum! Any
pins, tapes, needles, cottons or buttons
can show you?
Miss Eldersere-Not today. my man
Go away.
Hawker-Any pipe cleaners, bootlaces
or collar studs for your husband, mum?
Miss Eldersere-Go away, 1 tell you'll !
haven't got Il husband.
Hawker (oheerfully as he departs)-
Amt yer, miss9 Well, don't take it too
much to cart. While there's life there's
'ope.-Ally SlOper.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28

Connections with the main line and
branches o. follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salids with main line for all points
eas nd west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. @. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
YER Y It'll all Missouri river lines for ali
poin s east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in sleepers from
AIamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. j. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. NJ
s. X. HOOPER, G..P A.,
Denver Coin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
By No Means.

Do you mean to tell me, said the In
fortunate litigant, that the whole pro-
perty in dispute has been wasted in
costs?
I said it had been absorbed, my friend
not wasted, replied the lawyer, who
had got the most of it.-Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
Recognized by a Description.

Recognized by n Description.
Mrs. Barbinby was RECALLING Mr.. B.
with a few selections from the advertising
columns.
"Now, here's something" she exclaim-
ed, "that I'd like to have in tablesl Just
see here, Johnl Polished white top and
curved legs
At that instant little Madge entered.
"What's thatp" said she. "Who's been
writin in the paper bout gran 'pa9"-New
York Truth.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
Safe Criticism.

The Cardinal de Retz asked Menage,
the celebrated French critic and scholar,
to give him some idea Of poetry that he
might be able to form a sort Of Judgment
of the poems that were brought to him.
"Sir," said Menage, "this is a matter
that would occupy more time than you
could spare, but I'll tell you what you
may do. Whenever they read any of their
poems to you, you say at venture, That's
very bad You'll seldom be wrong
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
A Book For Pugilists.

well, well! That old college professor
has begun to make a fortune at last"
"The old fellow with the voluminous
vocabulary"
Eyes; he has published a book of a
thousand synonyms for monkey, cur,
'slob' and the like for the use Of pugilists.
philadelphia Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
Not So Warm.

have shown this to a jeweler, said
the young woman, flinging the engage
ment ring scornfully at his feet. Did
you think she asked, with crushing sar-
casm, you could cement u affection
with paste?
So! kissed the young man, folding his
arms and gazing at her with equal
scorn. It's paste, is it? And yet you
are not stuck on it!
The temperature between them fell
to absolute zero, and presently he took
his hat and froze out.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
REMARKABLE CURE OF RHEUMA.
TISM.

Kenna, Jackson Co., w. Va.
About three years ago my wife had
an attack Of rheumatism which confin-
ed her to her bed for over a month and
rendered her unable to walk a step
without assistance, her limbs being
swollen to double their normal sifle. MI.
S. Maddox insisted on my using Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. I purchased a
fifty-cent bottle and used it according
to the directions, and the next morning
she walked to breakfast without assist
ance in any manner, and she has not
had a similar attack since.-A. B. Par
sons. For sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
Like BlancO.

She-After all, why should we blame
Blanco9 1t isn't really his fault. l sup
pose he can't help it. Some men are con-
stituted that way.
He-Idon't quite understand you. Con-
stituted that way?
She-Why, they're so slow about going
Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
PrecaeMon

care we going to fight any more?"
asked the Spanish admiral.
II understand there is a great deal of
discomfort among our countrymen.
Well, keep me posted. If there is to
be any more war I'd like to see II we
can't get u bill through the Cortes to
take the steam en- gines out of the ship
and put in Keely motors
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
THE BEST IN THE WORLD.

We believe Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy is the best in the world. A
few weeks ago we suffered with a Sc
we're cold and a troublesome cough, and
having read their advertisements In our
own and other papers, we purchased a
bottle to see if it would effect Us. It
cured us before the bottle was more
than half used. 1t is the best medicine
out for colds and coughs.-The Herald,
A~ndersonville, Ind. For sale by A. C.
Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
MONOGRAM Note Paper.

Monogram no e paper is the correc
thing fol- pr vate correspondence. The
New Mexican Prir ting company can
fur b tt ate styles of this paper
and a very low pr ces. Call and see
sa1np es.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
Soon Ready.

Enthusiastic A~mateur-Oh, mamma,
there's such a picturesque old vagabondl
I want q snap shot Of him.
Tuffold Knutt (noticing that the cam
era Is pointed in his direction)-Wait till
I run me fingers trough me whiskers,
miss. There. Go ahead. Chicago Trib-
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
Room For Nothing Else.

Jones-The guest of the evening didn't
make much of a dinner, did her
Sharpe-No, but you couldn't expect
him to.
Jones-Why not?
Sharpe-Didn't you hear him say when
he was making his speech that he was
"flled with emotionp''-Ally Sloper.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28

"And SO my old friend, Tom Hender-
son, has gone to Utah. What did he go
away out there forP"
Judging by what I've heard since he
loft, 1t seems to have been for this towns
benefit. Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
A Game OF Chance.

I've never have the same coffee twice"
Flows that"
"Wsll, my wife buys 1t around whereval
she takes a notion to the brio-a-brao. -
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
Another One.

And then there's the green mans bur-
den
He also has a kick:
He comes in from the country
To be offered a big gold brick.
Chicago Record
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
Hurt His reelings.

Shell think Mr.. Rymer, the minor
poet, felt hurt at a remark you made the
other night.
He-What did I says
She-You said there was only one
Shakespeare.-London Fun.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
NOW watch Him.

Hear me gobble," said the turkey.
"Well,' observed the farmers son az he
dragged 1t toward the block, s'turn about
ia fair play, you know. "-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28

"There's q load of my mind" said the
italian lady as she deposited the seven
bushels Of coal that she had picked up
alohg the railroad tracks -Chioago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
Suspicfous

"Clementine is either engaged or else
she isn't"
"What do you mean?"
why, she has quit looking in the mir
for when she puts On her hat. "-Brooklyu
Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
The Bard and The Han.

The hen has gone to work again.
Her cackle's heard to-day.
And everywhere delighted men
Are feasting on her lay.
The bard who found 1t hard to sing
When eggs were dear, to-day
Pipes freely Of the gentle spring.
And bores men with his lay.
Chicago News,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28
The untamsly Guest.

Love tapped at fair Myrtilla's door:
The damsel wept in sorrow sore.
How could she hearken with content
When oil her set was keeping Lent?
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-28

She-I have heard that you said I was
fond Of the sound Of my own voice.
He-Well, you have yourself admitted
that you like music. Nuggets.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-02-23

Adjourned and the new Board ~ Direc-
tors was immediately called 10 order TOT
tho election of officers and the uansac-
ton Of business relative % the ne" year
The same officers which have so success
fully uuofcd the association during the
past three years are t0 look aiiei the
an8lra during the present year. lhey
arc. President Robert VI. Smith, First
Viec-pre.Idenf. IS. j. Whitehursti Second
Vice. Precedent g. vs. Tanner, Third
VIce-Prcsident. T. n. Newman. Treasurer.
q q evduor Jr.. Recording Secretary.
Is a. woodward The other members Of
The board arc Robert s.. Boshcr, Joseph
Bryan. James Lewis Anderson, II. j.
Eichclbefecr ". g. West. y. A. kuyk
Id u. Midvofto. james Whittet. George
D. Cannon. while the present executive
officers viii continue 20 look after the
welfare ~ the ass0clation-Gonc Score
tary. s.. A. Mckee: Assistants. G.. a. Ham
uou. B L. Morris. and Physical Director
j. 81 Graham.
The total membership g. now 9i3 the
largest for years. The religious Work
shows healthy condition. two meetings
being conducted each week, and in addi-
lion. six Bible classes
In the Evening College there are ten
senior and four Junior c'ass.a Two enc
tertaiumont courses arc c0ndu'tcd-the
star and the members course Whale the
gymnasium attendance o. largely 200 Csc
cess of recent years. tho attendance for
last month showing gain OF 81 por cent.
over the previous year. Thorc o. 10 large
attendance of business and professional
men IN the gymnasium classes.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-02-23
WINCHESTER.
Marringc-To Develop Mineral
Lands.

Lands.
WINCHESTER, VA. February p
OSpeclal) John l. sloat q popular
young Businessman. and Miss Maggie o.
Crlsman were quietly married here az $50
o'clock this morning at the parsonage OF
the Braddock-streot Methodist Episcopal
church. Rev Or Samuel X. Cox. pastor
of the church. oihclated and the cere-
mouy WAS performed in the presence OF
only few friends After wedding
breakfast the couple left on an extended
wedding tour Norfh. Upon their return
they will reside here. MT Sioat several
years ago started the first daily newspa-
per in Winchester. and later became eide
tor ~ the Evening Star For some time
past he has been connected with the shen-
audoah-Nalley National Bank.
a northern company, representing "a
capital of $1,000 UO0. has obtained options
on nearly all the land in the northern
part on Frederick county Tor the purpose
of developing the rich deposits OF coal
and other minerals thereon These de-
p0sits aud the timber product are rich.
but owing 90 lack Of railroad facilities
the region was never developed A rail-
road Co the section viii Boz built The
company viii lease the land paying the
owners cents per ton gross for bitu-
mlnous coal. cents for semi-bitumiuous.
and Do cents for anthracite
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-02-23
CADETS REBEL.
DnnviIIe Military Institute boNs
Took Holiday.

DANvILLE. Va. February 22-(spe-
cial)-Because Colonel Saunders. super
lntondcnt % the Danvllle Military Insu-
utc would not grant holiday Tor the
Observance of Washington's birthday,
the day cadets. attending from this city.
robcued Between s and 9 O'Clock this
morning several of tire day cadets. on
arriving at Dry Bridge. O. hall mile from
the institute. which is on The outskirts
Of the city. decided they would not ai-
tend school to-day. They took posses
sion Of the bridge and other day cadets
an route for thc institute were halted
and persuaded to Join thc rebels or were
placed under guard in the bare-hall park
adjoining the bridge. a majority OF the
cadets Joined the conspiracy
About u o'clock tine "lnsurgrnts' de-
cidcd 10 suspend operations and thc CAPE
tives were sci Free only one COZ two.
however. proceeded to the institute the
others coming down town or returning
home What action the institute au-
thortes will take ls 90 matter OF some
conjecture Tho refusal tO declare the
holiday was ON account OF several inter-
wpuons of school duties this session.
entalling The joss Of several days ~
study Nearly o. hundred cadets Gre cn-
rolled az tho school representing NUM-
Der o. states az The total enrolment
over half attend from Danville. and fhe
rebellion was confined 10 the town cone
tngons