The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-03-01
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= 1t matters not how long we live
but how we'll.
Telephone lines use y 100000
pounds Of copper yearly.
-M More than 100,0 persons in
New York city are suffering from the
grip.
-Iti is better to suffer wrong from
every man than to do wrong to sin
gle one.
II Some men will do you favor
and then bore you for an hour talking
about it.
We are in danger Of looking too
far for opportunities Of doing good and
communicating
- A curbed temper is a noble steed
to ride; an uncurbed temper is wild
horse that drags us at his heels.
- It always pays to do kindness
to other people; if it doesn't pay you
it pays the other people.
The only love in which man
has no rival, is in the wonderful love
he generally has for himself.
- The Widower-'sHaving been
married is great help to man. y
The yictim-"C Certainly Marriage
teaches man to hide his money when
he goes to bed at night.
Sour stomach, fullness after eating,
Aatulence, are all caused by imperfect
digestion. Prickly Ash Bitters cor
rec S the disorder at once, drives out
badly digested food and tones the
stomach, liver and bowels. For sale
by Evans Pharmacy.
Reputation is what men think OF
us, character is what God thinks Of US
and what we are. Reputation is like
the glove upon the hand character is
the hand itself.
"Oh, John y exclaimed Mrs.
Jaggs, breathlcssly. 81 have some
thing terrible to tell you. The baby
has swallowed your shaving-brush. ;"
Goa, that's all right" responded the
brute, "it was worn out, and was GO
ing to get new one anyhow
= The Mormon smiled placidly as
he leaned against the front gate and
listened to the noise Of conflict which
AoateL out of the house. "-Aren you
frightened q asked ncighbor.'"No
Ny four wives are settling itamong
themselves as to which of them is
really bossing me- | never interfere
when this dispute occurs, simply
take vacation and enjoy myself.
Bloating after eating, Indigestion,
! Aatulence of water brash, may be
quickly corrected through the use Of
Prickly Ash Bitters. 1t strengthens
digestion, cleanses and regulates the
bowels. Sold by Evans Pharmacy.
What is described as typical
mountain wedding, took place near
Batesville, Va, few days ago, when
Miss Estclle Clemmons became Mrs.
Ben Luther. About 100 guests were
present. \ rejected suitor of Miss
Clemmons was among the guests, con-
spicuous by broad band Of crepe worn
on the arm. During the ceremony the
Tilted man and his sympathizers ex-
pressed their sense of bereavment by
low, sorrowful moaning.
A popular and witty minister,
on ascending the steps of the church
one Sunday afternoon, saw an old
woman struggling against rhcumatics
to reach the top Of the steps, and at
once taking her by the arm he gently
assisted her up. On reaching the top,
she asked him who was to preach.
"Oh, Rev. b. he replied, giving his
own name. ooh, gracious!' exclaim-
ed the old woman, help me down
again. I would rather listen to a man
sharpening a saw. Please help me
down again. do not care to go in. :
The minister was at first inclined to
refuse. but the humor Of the situation
tickled him, aud he remarked as he
reached the bottom of the steps,
.lou are quite right. my good woman;
/ would not 60 in myself if | was not
/ paid for it.