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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-07-18
WITH THE FUN MAKER.

Every time a doctor collects a fee he adds to his ill-gotten gains. If you see a man walking out of the house with an umbrella under his arm, that doesn't mean storm, necessarily Crimsonbeak-We If it's my umbrella he's walking out with, it does.
 Questionable Gaest-Waiter, am in a great hurry, and would like to know what there is that you would require the least time to bring me? Waiter We'll, dunno, sir, unless it might be yor bill. sir!
 And what do you call the little brother that the doctor left last week at your house?" inquired Johnny's teacher as the small boy appeared at Sunday school We hain't give him any reglar name yet. Pa calls him a little pink bunch of yell, was the re- sponse.
 Father, said the boy who was look ing pensively at the sunshine and lux uriant foliage which told of approach ing June What is it?" Where do you suppose General Funston would be today if his father had punished him so that he was afraid to go in swimming?"
 The following note was recently re- ceiyed by an employer from an absent workman: "Honored Sir: l am sorry to say I cannot say when I shall be we'll enough to be able to come back to work. The doctor says l have in- formation of the lett lung. which l hope will meet with your approval"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-07-18
Iron Mountain Rates.

cheap Rates to Arkansas Sun ner B esortt Tickets on sale up to aud includ ng Sept. 50 All tickets good returning until Oct. 3t. Ms To July I1th the Iron Mountain Ky will sell tick Is to Denver. Pueblo and Colorado spring and return at fare Of Ss05B0 return limit. October 3t.
 Epworth League--IndiaHapelis July % to g For this occasion the Iron Mountain Ky will sell tickets to Indiana polls and return at one fare SI6.5o. Dates of sale July IS, l9. and 20th. Tick ts limited to return Aug. 20th. fby extensonl
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-07-18
what Ills Wanted to know.

Father" said the boy with big, serious eyes. T want to ask you some thing What is It my son," asked the old gentleman. closing his booA and looking wise. 'If a monkey wore shoes on his hind feet. would. they De mittens s?"-Washington Star.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-07-18
True HspptnaAs,

Woman at the Door-Haye you eyer known what it Is to live? Wagglss- Madam. once wurked In a brewery
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-07-18

Leave Pine Blun 1:1O D. m arrive Chicago il;45 next day. Only one change; through sleepers.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02
DIED.

AIKEN-In Oakland. January l. 1899. Dolly A.
beloved wife of Henry S. Aiken. and sister Of
Walter M. and Chauncey B. Smith, native
of Ohio, aged 43 years,
BJORKMAN-In San Leandro December 81
1885, John August, beloved husband OF Au-
gusta Bjorkman, and father OF Mea, Martha
and Philip A. Bjorkman, native of Sweden,
aged GO years II months and 20 days.
~ Friends and acquaintance are respect
fully invited to attend the funeral this day
CMonday), at / o clock, from Masonic Hail.
San Leandro. Interment San Lorenzo Ceme-
terry.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02
MARRIED.

BERNARDIs- -sHEPLER-In this city. Decem-
ber "a, 1898. by the Rev. Charles E. Locke,
John Bernardis and Ella T. Shepler, both of
San Francisco.
INIHOF-RATHELOT-In this city December
3lS 1898. Henry Imhof and Alne Rathelot.
SOLARI-CAVANA-In this city, December a.
1898, by the Rev. Charles E. Locke, John A.
Soari and Annie f. Cavana, both of San
Francisco.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02
nERKEAEY REAL EsTATE.
BIRTHS MARRIAGES DEATHS.

Birth, marriage and death notices sent by
mail will not be inserted. They must be handed
in at either of the publication offices and be
indorsed with the name and residence of per-
sons authorized to have the same published.
BORN.
GAGAN-In this city. January 1. 1s99 to the
wife of Charles r. Gagan, a daughter
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02
ALAMEDA ADVERTISEMENTS.
ALAMEDA REAL ESTATE.

ALAMEDA REAL ESTATE.
SS0o-50x125 LOT on San Antonio ave-
S1100-50x26S lot on Benton St, near Santa
Clara ave.
s15OO-New broom cottage, on Grand st. work
all done.
s25OO-5Ox2OO house, rooms windmill and
tank.
S3500-50x150 elegant house, rooms;
modern; at Morton-st. station easy terms
Bargains in all parts of Alameda. Office
open Sundays.
ALAMEDA LAND COMPANY
1900 Park St, Alameda
HOUSES built to order at your own prices and
on your terms; cali and see plans ]. H.
YOUNG, Builder 1243 Park st.
BERKELEY REAL ESTATE.
RANCH of 6 acres all improved: almost In
center of Berkeley; splendid land for wheat
and alfalfa, cows and chickens: will sell very
reasonable. o. G.. MAY & CO.. 2123 Center
st Berkeley.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02
HENRY j. GALLAGHER CO.,

(successors to Flanagan & Galagherl.
FUNERAL DIRECTORS AND EMBAL- -ERS.
20 Fifth ST.. opposite Lincoln School
Telephone South 80.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02

BOARDING house Of "a rooms, all nicely fur
nshed, for rent reasonable to responsible
party. B. H. WEIGH & CO.. 1888 Fifth ave,
East Oakland.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02

OAKLAND FURNITURE FOR SALE.
FURNITURE-Goo and cheap. H. SCHELL-
HAAS old store 40S Eleventh st. See him.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02
OAKLAND ADVERTISEMENTS.
OFFICE-oOS BROADWAY.
OAKLAND REAL ESTATE.

Elegant home Vernon Heights; a beautiful
new residence just built; rooms; bath, recep-
tion hall, two pantries. etc; plumbing latest
and best; plate glass windows; hot air heater
with pipes to all rooms and halls; lot 50x125;
more land can be had If desired.
This Is certainly a model residence; picture
of same will be sent on application; price
$4,000: terms to suit purchaser. Lake Shore
Land Co. A. H BREED. Manager, 1910 Broad
way. Oakland, Cal
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02
s1rrArIoNs wANrEp-FEMALE.

AuIES desiring frst-class help Of all nation
7'.tfcs can secure same by calling on or ad-
ir.ssing MISS CULLEN, 325 Sutter st.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02

-RST-CLASS cook desires sltuation hotel or
'HariinR house; pastry and meat cooking:
lost references; city or country. MISS Gull
.E\. 325 Sutter St
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02

ADY would like few regular customers for
Undressing bleaching dyeing and sham
-eud order by postal. Hardresser. 1905 Mar
let St
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02

RFSpFCTABLE elderly lady wishes a situa-
non IN do light housekeeping; also good
nurse. references given. Call at 2l9 Second
-.a-. nnar California.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02

bT1sev0rt. no children. Call or address $40
Dore ST. bet Bryant and Brannan, Ninth
and Tenth
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02

-.-NCHESTER House, A Third St. near Mar
ket: 200 rooms. 25c to 81 80 night; 81 so to Sc
week: convenient and respectable; free bus
md haEEaEe % and from ferry.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02

SIDE line wanted on commission by CONNER
cial traveller Address box 5ss. Call
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02

vfRS~- CLASS dressmsker wishes a position
as scsmstress IN a private family; good home
rreferable 20 high wages. Address 1073is Mar
itet ST.. room 8.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02

WANTED-By married man OF 40 years a po-
sition OF trust, where honesty is wanted; can
deposit $500 or $500 as security. Address box
553. Call office.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02

MANAGING housekeeper in a family Of re-
anemeut by a widow from the East: refer
ence Address till Jan. 3, Housekeeper, 1875
Eleventh ave. East Oakland.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02
ROOMS AND BOARD WANTED.

YOUNG lady wishes board and room in a re
fined private family; terms must be reason
able. Box 547 Call office.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02
HELP WANTED-FEMALE.

2 SECOND girls; $40 each. MISS CULLEN. %
Sutter st.
The San Francisco call., 1899-01-02

POSITION wanted with wholesale house for
work in city by married man with CONNER
,ciel experience. Address box $50. Call.
CHEAPEST and best in America-The Weekly
=. Call, ls pages, sent TO any address in the
D. United States or Canada year for ST.
r. postage paid.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-01-16
EAST PROVIDENCE.

Watchemoket square is not without
its attraction. but the most prominent
one is Mr. sydney Sears. a retired sea
captain who lives on School street.
Pleasant mornings Mr. Sears VIII walk
10 the square and spend few moments
and then start for home. At the june
tion he will stand as if waiting for
some cne, and that some one usually
materializc. not in the sorn OF a man,
but that Of a pretty blue pigeon. which
will light on AIr. Seas head on should
crs. ard remain until Mr.. Sears reaches
his home The pigeon watches the
roof of II. w. Woods drug store. whore
he can be seen any pleasant morning or
in fact all day unless Mr.. Sears comes
out
The business men appear TO appre-
cate Postmaster Cunninphams move
II have the post office open sunday for
nearly two-tnirds OF The box holders
called during the day.
The annual election or the business
Mems association will be held this
evening. The officers for 1899 will be
elected.
The teachers of the Sunday school OF
St Nary's Episcopal church are To
tender their new pastor. Il. II. Nardley,
reception i'm odd Fellows hall Mon
day evening January 30
The Veteran Firemen's association
will meet this evening.
The East Providence Wheelmen will
play the Falcons a game OF polo this
evening. This will be- the second game
of the series that the local club has
DlayCd.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-01-16
AT THE NORTH END.
-Four Italians Arrested For Making Disturbance.
One Had a Big Foil In His Inside Pocket.

There was lots Of excitement in front
OF the church on Hawkins street last
night AT about $50 o'clock. Four Ital-
ians were quarrelling, AMI the discus
sion was very warm. when officer
KaYanaugh and officer T.. Hunt came
along, and after brief consideration of
the state of affairs decided to arrest
the four men. officer Edwards was
called TO the place, and the disturDers
were sent i'm the patrol wagon to the
Second station. \ search OF the men
at the station showed one OF them had
roll containing 1926 i'm clean. crisp
bills and revolver that was not as
clean as the bills. This fellow came
from Federal hill looking for trouble
and got Z. It's a way the police of the
district nave To see that the party who
seeks trouble and comes from another
district gets a disappointment added 10
the trouble he foolishly seeks. The
prompt action OF Officers Kayanaugh
and Hunt Is warmly commended by
citizens OF the locality where the trou
Bile took place.
AS the patrol was going along Charles
street. near the Silver Spring bleachcry.
"A woman rushed out OF her home and
requested the arrest Of "A fellow who
had Deem chasing her children. officer
Edwards started for the fellow and
caught him on the flats. The fellow
who had been drinking, was sent TO the
station with the other four There
have been slower evenings than last
evening i'm local police business.
\ water pipe that burst i'm Colonial
hail last night was discovered by the
officer on the beat Another pipe was
discovered burst on Back street yester-
daV afternoon bV Officer Gilfoil
A Branch avenue car broke a cross
bar on Randall square Saturday after
noon. Fortunately the car was on a
siding when the accident occurred. so
the movement OF other cars was not
delayed.
A stray horse was picked up on Smith
street last night by the police.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-01-16
. OLNEYVILLE.
foIlcs Paid a Visit 10 The whlppei Club Rooms,
Notes From The Square and Vicinity.

Lieut.. Dairy, Sergt. Morse and three
other officers from the Sixth station,
last evening, visited a room on Stokes
street. known as the Channel" which
is occupied. IL is said by. the Whippet
club. rhc place has been under suspi-
clen for q short time as a place where
men Congregated on the Sabbath Tor
other purposes than that OF the study
OF religious matters and it was decided
To close il up. When the officers went
10 the place last evening they went up
"a light OF stairs and extinguished
light that burned there, they raped
upon a barred door for admittance.
man inside looked through a wicket
and questioned them. finally letting
them in, but although the officers
found many men in the place, they
found nothing To warrant an arrest and
after looking about for few minutes
took their departure. The news spread
RAPIDLY that the police We're n raidng
again and when other suspicious places
were visited the police found them un-
occupied They assert. however, that
next time they will be more success
full.
Deputy Sheriff Rabbit and Police
man Luby OF the Sixth station yester-
day afternoon, discovered several men
on the Merno Flats preparing
chicken chowder and being upon the
lookout for chicken thieves. they queS-
toned the men, some of whom dld not
appear TO have even remote IDEA as
To where the chicken were obtained
The would-be gourmsnds took To their
heels and ran in all direction and none
was captured The officers waited for
some time for their return, but at
late hour they gave IL up ana returned
10 the station.
The members and friends of the
Young Mems Literary AMI SOCIAL clGp.
last evening i'm their rooms. enjoyed
an excellent entertainment and lecture.
The latter was practically resume or
the success which has attended the or
ganization since it's foundation ana
was delivered bv Thomas Finnan. while
the entertainment consisted Ot the .oi-
lowing program:
Piano solos. Miss -. Labsire read
ings. Daniel Tanning, William sullivan
and James Connolly: vocal solos Miss
&. Kerwin. William B. Feeney and VIII
liam sullivan.
There was a large gathering In Tex
tile hall last evening 20 listen TO the
remarks OF Prof. j. &. Dealey of Brown
University. who spoke under the aus
pices Of local branch OF the Socialist
Labor party upon the subject OF why
the Socialist Labor Party OF the United
states will Prove Topian." His dis
cussion i'm many respects did not meet
with the entire approval of the Social
lists present and he was argued with
warmly FOR a long period by various
advocates of the Socialist policy but
the discussions We're of highly inter-
cstine character To all present of UNI
biased oniniOn.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-01-16
NEWS IN AND ABOUT I. :.
THESE PLANTATIONS
WARREN.

Cercle JACQUES Cartier has elected the
following officers: Chaplain, Rev. j. a.
Fauteux; president, Phydime Langlois;
vice presidents. w. Pare, Leon Rene,
Joseph Lafarge; secretary, Ernest Fon-
taine: assistant. Francis LemieuN;
financial secretary. George Bisson;
treasurer Edouard II. Heon; assistant,
Israel Lafrance; guide, Frank Lee
mieux; /. c., Octave Champagne; O. c.,
Charles Tremblay; relief committee,
Olivier Bacon. Francis Dubeault, Leon
Rene, Israel Lafrance. Edouard Trem-
blay. Gideon Laferere, Joseph Asse-
lint; finance committee, w. Pare, Err
nest ,Fontaine, Leon Rene
A bulletin board has been erected In
the high school room on which school
news and important current events will
be chroncied from day to day.
Two youns men. Who gave the names
of Edward Brown and William Har-
rson and claimed Fall River and Low
ell, respectively, as their habitations,
pleaded guilty. I'm the Fifth district
Court TO being Nagrants. They were
each sentenced for six months TO the
farm, which was welcome 10 thenl.
At st. Mark church Sunday morn
ing several adults were baptized. In
the evening a special missionary service
was held. when addresses were made
by Rev. William NJ. Chaplin and Rev.
A. r.. Carpenter.
Walter $. Bosworth has partly filled
his ice house, near the kickenuit
river. with nine-inch ice of fair quality.
The ice house of Joseph Bowen on
Touisset Neck has been filled with nine
inch ice. Cutting on the kickemuit
reservoir has not yet been begun.
The Enterprise Whist club met with
Mr. Charles MaXfield at his residence
on South Main street and a very en-
ioyable evening was passed. Miss Ma
bel Smith OF harrington won the la
dies prize and DR.. John DENLY the
gentlemen's prize.
Stephen Thurber has returned home
for a short stay. after which he will
again resume his studies at the Boston
College Of Physicians and Surgeons.
The Ladies' Afternoon Whist club
met With Mrs. James Wheaton Allen
on Main street. First honors were won
by Mrs. Irving Bliss and Miss Borden.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-01-16
MnAlcd Jokes.

"Dear me, Jason" said Mrs. Cal!tper
60 her husband as they strolled along che
street, "what a giant it must have been
from whose mouth that tooth was drawn -
And as she spoke she indicated mock
tooth, foot in height, that was hanging
in front of dental establishments
"Why, Cynthia" said the matter of
fact Colonel Callipcr, THAT isn't real
TOOTH that's just made up tooth-made
out of zinc and gilded.
"Why, thought that came out oe some
giants head" said Mrs. Calliper.
mo-" said the colonel; Its Just made
up"
Across the street there was a hat stor'
with an emblem sign on the roof In the
form of a silk hat with crown as big as
n barrel, but Mrs. Calliper made no joke
on that. What was tho use, for the colo.
mel always invariably took her little jokes
seriously. New York Sun.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-01-16
PAWTUCKET.

Chairman Daniel ]. Carey presided at
the meeting i'm Sarsfield hall last even
ing of the societies of Pawtucket and
Central Falls. who are opposed to the
proposed Anglo-SaXon Alliance, and
the attendance was very fair. 1t was
reported that Hon. Edward II. Tardi-
val of Manchester y. H.. had been Sc
cured TO address the rally i'm French
and that Hon. Edward j. Slattery also
would probably be secured. The meet
ing will again be i'm order next Sunday
evening.
The following have been appointed a
committee to arrange for the annual
ball of the Laurel Club: Felix Murphy,
John +. Fitzgerald, Thomas Culliman,
Charles Landry and John Keough.
Charles Fogarty. Louis Murphy. Clar-
ence Buckley and Thomas Kaveny.
In the district court yesterday morn
ing James Salving pleaded guilty TO the
charge of being common drunkard
was given six months in the state
workhouse. and four persons We're
fined s. and costs each for indecent in
toxication.
James Sullivan, Joseph Fagan and
Thomas u. Corcoran have been APP
pointed n committee 10 arrange Tor an
entertainment by the Young Mems
Catholic Association.
Robert Russell. aged 60. died at his
home. . Coyle avenue, Pleasant View
yesterday morning of pneumonia. De-
ceased was very well known "a over
seer of folding I'm the Dempsey Bleach
cry. He. raves wife and three chill
dren.
The delegates 10 arrange for the OBJ
,Af q m
evening. There was large attendance,
from all the societies OF the city. Off
GERS were elected by acclamation as
follows: Chairman. Frank j. Farrell;
secretary. John ~ Rose; treasurer
John Hourlgan. After a short discus
sion the convention adjourned To meet
next Sunday evening at = o'clock.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-01-16
PAWTUXET VALLEY.

The grip has become epidemic in
Greene. Scarcely house in the village
ut has a case.
The bell OF the swedish Lutheran
church. Pontiac. recently purchased,
not proving satisfactory II is 90 be eX-
changed FOR one weighing two or three
hundred pounds more,
The scarlet fever Victims in Pontiac
are now c0nvaIescent, and no now cases
have been reported.
The choir club of st. Andrews ChurCh h
held \ very successful entertainment. ut
FoinrcraIce hail, lippitt, Saturday
evening.
The novel entcrtainment Of the Phc-
nix Epworth league in Grand Army
hall. Saturday evening was largely at
tended and n financial success.
The meek trial of "A spanish spy at
Hope Saturday evening drew a large
attendance of people and a large
amount of cash.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-01-16
DANGEROUS SURGERY.
DEATH FOLLOWS THE SURGEONS S
KNIFE-NOT THE SURGEONS
FAULT or COURSE. HE
CAN'T HELP IT-YOU
CAN.
Pyramid Pile Cure Cures Piles Quickly,
Painiessly, without Danger.

People go along for years suffering
with piles. Then try this. and that and
the other thing; from carrying a buck
eye TO getting treatment from physi-
elan. They obtain temporary relief.
ma -Aie. but they are never quite cured.
4 little strain i'm lifting. excessive ia
tigue. a little constipation, or a little
diarrhoea. and the piles come back.
They don't seem To amount to much.
but they Danish sleep and appetite. No
position IS comfortable. There is in
tense local pain and that dreadful feel
ing of weight in the pcrincum.
Mavbc IN the early stages some or
the many slaves on sale VIII anOrd
teuuorary relief n the case is Cf lonC
standing. there Is only one speedy and
surc remedy. II is Pyramid Pile cure.
Even I'm light cases IL is the safest thing
10 use. other applications may cure
and may not. Pyramid cure - always
certain always reliable. always brings
comfort at once. It's prompt use saves
months Of severe suffering. In extreme
cases N will save surgical operations
and their attendant dangers aud dis
comforts N s better than "a knife.
Will cure easier. quicker and safer.
Thousands have used "a. Thousands
have been cured by g. The cost Is
trifing compared with what it does.
The price IL b. cents. Most anybody
would gladly LAY ten dollars - BE- ria
Of piles.
Urugsists sell Pyramid Pile Cure 10
yours hasn't u be- viii get it FOR YOU
from no PYRAMID Drug 'o.of Marshall
Ni,h. tsolc m1nufg,turorH)
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-01-16
Saves Doctors Bills.

Families in the country should always
keep Brazilian Balm on hand. 1t is the
doctor i'll the house, always ready and
reliable. For colds, coughs, Group,
catarrh, asthma, pleurisy, rheumatism,
constipation, female troubles, and all
kinds of fevers it acts like magic, and
saves many doctors bill and many a
long sickness.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-01-16
TRY GRAlN.0! TRY GRAIN.O!

Ask vour Grocer today to show Won pack
age OF GRAIN-O. the new food drink that
takes the place OF coffee. The children may
drink Il without injury a. well rs The adult
All VINO Try n. like II. GRAlN.o has That rich
seal brown oT MOCHA or Java. but II Is made
from pure grains, and the most delicate
stomach receives IL without distress. p, tho
price OF coffee. loc. ana - cts. per package.
Sold by all groccrs.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-01-16

FOR SALE-Those Mount Pleasant
Lots are going fast at $3.50 TO $3.50; they
are by far the cheapest and best In the
city: delightful location. make an ap-
pointment and vii! show the lots any
afternoon. A. l.. ANDREWS, 81 West
minister street II OF
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-01-16

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