The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-06-10
MIXED UP.
Everything OF Local Form To be
Found That is of Interest.
MONDAY.

lloS a Va 'ONAN ~ AANAN -
no Klondlke in Jodie for the bath
houses.
The Office employees of the Houck
railroads have the finest office in the
city. They are up in the old Baptist
church building. The editor OF the
DEMOCRAT attended school in that
building in 1863. and later, in 1869 he
worshiped in that church when he vas
making love to a handsome young
lady whose mother and sisters were
members of that church.
Dou't forget if you use Putnam
Fadeless Dyes you don't have to send
for a package for wool and one for
cotton. Each package colors all
fibers. Sold by W. H. Coerver- 1t
Our Railroad Commissioners are
daisies. They don't recognize a rail
road in Southeast Missouri. They
made a trip over the Houck road the
other day and then went to st. Louis
and had themselves interviewed by the
newspaper reporters. and OF course
they lied about our railroad As usual.
While the Railroad Commissioners
were down in southeast Missouri in
,pecting railroads they should have
visited Cape Girardeau and take Il
walk around the big square. We have
a street railroad here that should be
respected by thes Railroad Commits
-ionrrS.
What !. il: Y cure for Coughs,
Colds. Group. Whooping Cough,
Hoarseness. Sore Throat. and all
Bronchial Affections of the Throat.
Chest and Lungs. % doses Tor 30
cents. Money refunded if it fails TO
Reconsideration: we near DR.. Sim
mon.'Cough Syrup. For sale by all
druggists.
\ member of the Board OF Dircc-
tors OF the new Fair Association II
forms Us that it i the intention OF The
Board to begin work on the new Far
grounds as carly this year as possible.
\ few more years and the forest in
the low lands from Cape Girardrau to
Scott county will he a thin" OF the
past. New farms o appear where a
few wears ago the Democratic coon
hunter piled his avocat. =
DIR. simmons, Sarsaparilla effect
uallv aids weak. impaired a d"olil-
atted organs of both SEXES. Its action
is quick and lasting. Fifty centS and
30 doses.
\ MAI should never let his an=ry
passions get the better OF him.
They had Il female preacher Hp 1t
the Second Baptist church yesterday
and it was a sin to hearthe I'D colo"cd
sinners yelling.
Charley Biattner is saving mp al
the timb.r on y. Ruediger's land
three miles south Of this city. Every
,hinr that is fit for lumber is being
converted into lumber and everything
Use i being worked mp into cordw"od'
Are you lacking in strength ana
energy. Are you nervous, respondent
irritable. bilious. c~onstipatcG and
generally run down in health. II so
Won liver is torpid. and. and u Re"
doses of Herbine will cure YOU
Herbinc has no equal a. a health Re-
-+nI.nI. Ben Miller.
\ tailor in this city has been li>hin-
in the Mississippi River. The boy
put lp Il job on him. They bough
fish aad put on his hooks ana thet
had the drinks on the tailor fisher
mans luck.
Charley Hawkins is here on Il vIsi
to relatives. Charley is holding down
:, lob in the Office of the Secretary "
State at Jefferson City. He Is as Id
a, a roasting pig and as pretty as
r,ach. We are always glad to NEE
these Young men who have the pull It
y,.t into rood. easy Offices. where tn
a is big and the work merely a mat
ter Of form.
Evil after effects never follow Il
use of DR.. Bells Peppermint Chi
Tonic. 1t is a pleasant liver laxative
It makes rich. red blood. l. make
stol 1t. sound bone. It makes flesh.
makes rosy cheaks. All of this cure
chills so they stay cured. Dealer
uarantee ii.
The Board OF Regents OF the No"
NAL will now have to order the Nor
NAL Faculty to place their RESPECTIVE
SIGNATURES on Miss Ilo Fullerton
diploma. There is no getting out o
ii The Court of Appeals is Il power
full institution.
The DEMOCRAT began the war OF
the city park loafers early this year
and the officers are running the SCALA
wags off as Il result.
Uriah Jones. Hezekian Brown ant
John Peter Smith will testify to th'
wonderful curative properties OF DR.
Simmons Cough Syrup. Sample bot
ties free. Satisfaction or money re