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Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-01-10
No. 1915.
ALIAS SUM MONS.

In the District Court of the Second Judi
cial District OF the State of Montana,
in and for the County of silver Bow.
William Owsley and Charles Schatz-
lein Plaintiffs, VS.. Montana Smelling
& Mining Company, a corporation; e. l..
Larsen, 1, M. Jacobs, A. S. Binnard,
Abraham Binnard and Sewel Davis, de-
PENDANTS.
The state of Montana sends greeting to
the above named defendants.
You are hereby m to answer
the complaint in this action, which is
filed in the office. of the clerk of this
court, a. copy of which is herewith served
upon you and to file your answer and
serve a copy thereof upon the plaintiffs
attorney within twenty days after the
service of this summons, exclusive of the
day of service; and in case of our fail
ure to appear or sWe judgment will
be taken against you by default, for tha
relief demanded in the complaint.
The said action is brought to obtain a
judgment and decree of this court upon
a certain promissory note for the sum Of
81, 900. 90, alleged to lave been made, exc
cuted and delivered by tho defendant,
the Montana Smelling & Mining corn
pany, a corporation organized and exist
ing unE'er and by virtue of the laws Of
the state of Montana, to the plaintiffs on
October 10, 1897, and bearing interest at
the rate of one per cent per month from
date until paid. ard which now remains
DUE, owing anu unpaid. and is held and
owned by the plaintiffs: that q certain
lien of mortgage, as evidenced by ON
tracts in writing executed October 10,
1897, and alleged in the complaint to have
been given as security for the payment
Of the said promissory note, be foreclosed
upon the property set forth in said con-
tracts, to-wit: Upon 24,0S6 4 shares of
the capital stock Of the said Montana
Smelling e Mining company and upon
certain mining leases upon the Longfel-
low, Cooper, Buckeye, Lighthouse and
Calcite lode claims in Madison county,
Montana, and that the same be sold;
that the plaintiffs have judgment against
the said Montana Smelling & Mining
for the amount of said note;
that the Interests of the defendants, E.
L.. Larsen, 7. M. Jacobs, A.. S. Binnard,
Abraham Binnard and Sewell Davis, be
decreed to be subsequent and subject to the
lien of The plaintiffs upon said property,
and for an attorneys fee of $4,000, to be
taxed as part Of the costs of said action:
and for such other relief as may be
equitable.
Witness my hand and the seal of said
court this S0th day of November, A. D.
1898.
CLINTON c. CLARK.
SEAL OF COURT) Clerk.
By T. E. BOOTH. Deputy Clerk.
William f.. Carroll. Attorney for Plain
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ruled and the defendant given forty days
in which to plead. This afternoon Mrs.
Sarah A. Edmiston, an aged lady from
Deer Lodge, will be tried for insanity be-
fore a commission consisting Of Drs.
Wood and Evans. This will be about the
only business transacted today.
There is some talk of the train running
between Great Falls and Anaconda,
which was discontinued Jan. 8, being put
back into s~ervicea gain. This is due to
the request of the travelling public along
the line who petitioned the Great North
ern railway to run the train again and it
is believed the request will be granted at
an early date. Northern Pacific trains
for the west now depart from Anaconda
for Stuart at 5 a. M. and arrive at 1906
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
ate of John p. Byrne, deceas ed.

Estate of John P. Byrne, deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the UNDER
signed, administrator of the estate of John
p. Byrne, deceased, to the creditors of and
all persons having claims against the said
deceased, to exhibit them, with the neces-
sary vouchers, within four months after the
first publication of this notice to the said
administrator at 6, Mantle block. the
same being the place for the transaction
of the business of said estate. in the county
of Silver Bow, state of Montana.
FRAME H. COONEY.
Administrator of the Estate of John P.
Byrne, deceased.
Dated at suite City, this 3Oth day of De-
cember, 1898.
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LOCAL BRIEFS.

Embroidery materials, No. 2, Shields. .
James Johnson went to Helena yester-
day.
Joseph A.. Hyde of Deer Lodge is in
the city.
j, NJ. Kennedy cameover from Helena
and spent Sunday with his family.
Don't forget the Cycle Academy ball
Thursday, January u, at Turner hall.
Christmas is over, but the rush for
fresh candies at Pendieton's still con-
tinueS.
Nat Neuman, who for a number Of
years was county jailer at Deer Lodge,
is in the city.
F. L. st. Jean, physician and surgeon.
ONCE, 212h E. Park venue. over Stand
ard drug store.
julius Rictor. one of the stockholders in
the Golden Gate mine at Gable is in the
city on business.
Miss Kate avin was tendered a pleas
ant surprise on Saturday evening at the
home of Mrs. Theo Ehret.
Deputy Sheriff j. ]. Welch is acting
court bailiff in the district court and ac-
quits himself admirably.
There is considerable sickness around
town such as colds, lagrippc, whooping
cough, and other ills of a minor nature.
Mike Woods, residing on East Third
street. is receiving the congratulations of
his friends over the arrival of a daughter
at his home.
Alderman John HamiN will leave for
st. Louis this evening. After transacting
some business there he will take a jaunt
to Havana and other Cuban points.
James Pryor and Mrs. James Ridont
Cloth colored) were each fined $40 in the
! police court for unlawful rehabilitation.
They pleaded guilty m thus saved the
cost of d trial.
Misses Louise and Bertha Ehret. Miss
Nina Gray of Anaconda and the Misses
Nessler Of Silver Bow returned to Salt
Lake yesterday where they will resume
their studies at St. Mary's academy.
Miss Annie Douglas, q prominent lady
of the Copper City, was united in mar
riage today to H. w. HiNon of Helena.
TIL ceremony was performed by Rev. f.
G. Prout of Deer Lodge according to the
rites of the Episcopal church.
All warrants on the poor or bridge
fund; warrants on the general or county
fun which We're registered prior to Dec.
l, 1898, and warrants on road district No.
2 fund registered prior to Sept /, 1898, are
now payable at theofiice of the county
treasurer.
For Sale, cheap-Quantity of household
effects, consisting of elegant $50 cooking
range, brass mounted bed, complete;
handsome sideboard, With bevel mirror;
walnut cabinet, dressing table and COM
mode; elegant S-foot high woll mirror;
extension brass. lamp, with onyx stone
table: 6-foot extension dining table; rock
ing and dining-room chairs and two car
pets. Apply Gregor & Co, Parrot block,
Park avenue. Anaconda. --.,.. -
Only one case came before the district
court this morning, that of Edith ]. Fink
VS.. Mike Lyons. The motion to compel
the defendant to pay the costs were over
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-01-10
PYTHIAN INSTALLATION

With the Pythian colors in every hand
and in the presence of 25O invited guests
Montana lodge No. 70, X. Of p, installed
officers last night which was public to
those invited. The installation cere-
monies were conducted by D. G.. c. VIM
tiers, assisted by Sig Schilling of Butte.
After the installation the following pro-
gramme was rendered:
Selection -. -. ...... German March"
Symphony Mandolin Club. =.
Encore 80. Forest Home"
Solo-"There'll Never Be One Like YOU
Ed Daviss, pianist; Miss -.
Recitation -, ....... Miss Pendleton
Solo-'I love you in the Same Old ay
C. Douglas Smith; Miss Harrington
pianist.
Quartette ). MY Southern Sunny Home
Messrs. Henderson, Boxer, Griffith and
Ladell.
Encore -. . ..... ....... ....... Meoley
Selection by Symphony Club-"King
r Cotton March = ': .nv;ns Nm;
Enclre q. 49,. III. ........ 49,. Lying Nun
Recitation .... ....... ."Knute's Escape
J. Duane.
"Murmuring VVoice Of the Deep
with guitar accompaniment, Mr.. Logan
Encore -. ........"My Little Woman
Repeated with Company B" and Good
bye, My Honey"
Recitation ......... "F~isherman's Story"
John Tolan.
Solo 80. ............ Queen of the Earth
c. Douglass Smith; Miss Harrington,
pianist.
The quartette. composed Of Messrs.
Boxer, Ladell and Griffith
was a pleasing feature. Ice cream, cake
and coffee were served during the even
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-01-10
NOTICE TO CO-OWNER,
BY JAMES F.
DENNY Clarl,

To Benjamin Armstrong, your heirs or
have expended during the year 1898 one
hundred dollars 100000 in labor and i'm
provements upen each of the following
quartz lode mining claims, situated in the
Divide Creek Mining district, Silver Bow
county, Montana, a more particular de-
scription of which is found in the location
notices of the said lode claims as recorded.
The Silver King, recorded in Book +, page
POS; the Sage Hen, recorded in Book F., page
POI; the Tacoma, recorded in Book j, page
7O; the Goodwin, recorded in Book j, page
Ali; the Golden Bell, recorded in Book l.,
page 50, in the office of the county recorder
of Silver Bow county, Montana; that the
said labor was performed and the said i'm
provements were made for the purpose of
holding said claims under the provisions
of Section 1924, Revised Statutes of the
United States, and the amendments thereto
concerning annual labor on mining claims
for the year 1898, when said labor and i'm
provements were made. If within ninety
days after the last publication of this no.
tice you fail or refuse to contribute your
proportion, amounting to one hundred and
twelve dollars and fifty cents ($l12. 500, of
said expenditures, as a co-owncr, your in
terest in the said claims will become the
property of the undersigned, your CO.
owners, who have made the above de-
scribed expenditures according to the re-
quirements of the said section.
PAT KIRBY,
JAMES KIRBY
FRANK KIRBY.
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IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
Second Judicial District of the State of

IN THE DISTRICT COURT OF THE
Second judicial District of the State of
Montana, County of Silver Bow.
In the matter of the estate OF "A. &.
White deceased. Notice of publication of
time, appointed for proving will, etc.
Pursuant to an order of said district
court, made on the 18th day of January
1899, notice is hereby given that Saturday,
the 4th day of February, 1899, at 2 O'Clock
p. M, of said day, at the Court Room of
said Court, at the City of Butte in the
said County of Silver Bow, has been ap-
pointed as the time and place for proving
the will of said A. C. White, deceased and
for hearing the application of Frank
Britton for the issuance to him Of letters
tc~stamentary, with will annexed, when
and where any person interested may APP
pear and contest the same.
Dated January 18th, 1899.
CLINTON c.. CLARK,
Clerk.
BY JAMES F. WILKINS,
Deputy Clerk.
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FACE
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Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-01-10
The Daughters of Pocahontas installed
A FALSE ALARM

An alarm of fire was rung in from the
Margaret theater yesterday afternoon at
$3.50 o'clock. The theater has a private
Wire leading to the fire station and it
was over this line the alarm was sent in.
The department responded promptly. On
arriving there it was found to be a false
alarm which was rung in by some one
unknown. There was only one man in the
building and he was the young man who
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-01-10
LADIES

A good remedy. and there IS not anything
On the market that equals French Tansy
Tablets for the relief and cure OF painful!
and irregular menses. These tablets re.
move all distractions. nc matter what
the cause. Manufactured by A.. Augen-
DIRE, Paris. France. and for saie only by
the Newbro Drug Co.. Butte. Mont. sole
agents. Price. So per box: sent by mail
securely sealed.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-01-10
CHEAP EXCURSION TO DENVER.

On January % (oEly) the Oregon Short
will sell tickets from Butte to Denver
at one fare for the round trip, viz: 5000,
same limited for return not later than jan
uary 81, 1899.
For sleeping car reservations and fur
Their Information call on or address City
Ticket Office, No. 10 East Broadway, Butte,
Montana. II. -. W4LoON,
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-01-10

is the Waterman. He disclaimed having
lone it. Few people around town VINO
saw the department dashing through the
streets had any idea thai the cause of the
trouble was at Anaconda's beautiful play
house.. There vas rejoicing on all SIDES
when it was learned the alarm was a
false one.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-01-10
SOUTH BUTTE POsTOFF1CE.

I1nclaiued letters for the week enulns
proUn r 7 1N McFetinge, Samuel
Hank Martin Roberts, Joe
Slade, j II
GEORGE w. IRWIN,
Postmaster.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-01-10
SPLENDID ISL

The Monday musicale pleased a large
number of their friends last evening at a
recital given in the Baptist church. The
programme rendered was:
Rossini....... ............ ."Semiramis'
First piano, Mrs. Boulger, and Mrs. Nc
Meekin; second piano, Mrs. Durstan
and Mrs. Richardson.
Schumann.. E. :. ..."NOlkSlledchen,'
. ."Intermezzo'' "Fruhlingsnacht"
Mrs. Norbeck.
Nevin ... . ........... .."Misericordia"
Chaminade ........ -. Scarf Dance"
Miss Durston.
Miss Macdougall, Mr.. Geddes and Mr..
McMeekin.
Cello solo . ............... UNSOLICITED
Mr.. Norbeck.
Pinsuti ......... ..."Queen of the Earth"
Mr.. Smith.
At the piano Miss Harrington.
Beaham ......... "Unter KannOndonner''
First piano Mrs. Baker; second piano,
Miss O'Regan.
D'Hardelot ..... ........ Invocation"
Mrs. Norbeck, Obligato, Mr.. Norbeck.
Rossini ....... Die 1talienerin in Algier'
First piano, Mrs. Richardson and Mrs.
Durston; second piano, Mrs. Boulger
and Mrs. McMeekin.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-01-10
OFFICERS

The Musicians Protective Union has
elected n installed the following new
officers:
President, S. A. Kennicott; vice presi-
dent, George w. iPerce; financial secre-
tary, NJ. F. Inman; recording secretary,
Charles Aspiring; treasurer, Charles r..
Hickey; guard, j.. j. D~onoghue; trustees,
Joseph Lepke, George Davidson and -
Kaufman; executive committee, Charles
Lawrenson, F. Siegenthaler, Leo C. Bry-
ant; delegates to labor council, Harmed,
Bryant, Meyers, Zollman; a]lternates,
Aspiring, Davidson, Esmay and Lawren-
son.
The Daughters of Pocahontas installed
the following officers last night
Pocahontas, Mrs. Eliza A. Shepherd;
Wenonah, Mrs. Farnia Larson; prophet
ess, Mrs. Rosa kell; Powhattan, w. II.
Harrity: keeper Of records, James Shep-
herd; keeper of Mrs. Agnes
Herbert; first scout, Mrs. George Knot;
second scout, Mrs. Ottillie Wagner; guard
of wigwam, w. ]. Larson; guard of for
est, Joe Fenley; first runner. Mrs. Ella
Gregory; second runner, Mrs. Leonora
Burg; first warrior, Mrs. Ellen Griffin;
third warrior, Mrs. Jessie Riley; fourth
warrior, Mrs. Ida Gardner; first council
Tor, Mrs. Clara McGivern; second coun-
cillor, Miss Anna Anderson.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-01-10
ADVERTISED LETTER LIST

The following is the list of letters ad-
vertised at Butte, Montana, for the week
ending December 20, 1898:
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1SiAoiSs "
Burkett, Jacob
Benet, Harry
Bliss, Hattie
Boacher, Geo
Brown, Ed
Burke, d H
Culbert, Joseph
Coleman, Mrs John
Collision, James
Garter. Billy
Cole, w Chas
Conlin, VIM
Cole, VIM G.
Cooms, VIM
Cox, Tom
Coleman, S G
Campbell, r A
Casey, Pat
Clifford, Mrs Pat
Carlson, Mamie
Conetly, Mamie
Cornelius, Morgan
Cowley, Michael
Collins, Miss M
Collahand. John
Cashim, ] H
Canpy, ] Harring-
ton y. ........
Caupy, Jno HI .......
Dunn, Thos
Davis, Will
Davis, r
Delfouda, Pasquale2
Dasam, nellie ....
Duheme, Napoleon
Dawson, nellie
Delhi, Lucy
Deahl, Lucille
Deeley, James
Often, Joe
Donahue, Thos w. +.
Dole, John
Elicit, VIM
Ehret, M
Edwards, VIM S
Fifer, M S ....
Fort, VIM
Fancher, Mrs w j
Foran, Thos
Forester, Maria
Griffin, Thos
Gillespie, Pat
Gordon, N II
Girard, Napoleon
Grochell, Maude
Grant, John
Guy, James
Gordon, j M ...
Garfield, Brigham
Harrington, Pat
Harrington, Julia
Harrington, G f
Harrington, Jerry +
Harrington, Mrs J
! Hurst, Mrs j
Hunt, Mrs J P
! Hodges, John A
7! Honnor, JOS
Hobart, Josie
Horner, Miss
Homer, Miss
/ Hoag, VIM
| Hunts, w G.
Hartling, Walter (H
Haughian, Thos
! Hughes, Thornton
Harmon, Maggie l.
! Haggerty, Margaret
, Jakilehlo, Victor
/ Johnson, = j
Jarvila, Marga
Kean, Mabel
Kempsey, Robt
Kirkpatrick, Lizzie
Kane, Lizzie
; Knudsen. Jennie
LeCamps, N S
Lennon, Jerry
Leary, II
Leeds, Mrs * A
Lancaster, Minnie
Levy, Nose
Lethlean. Lillian
LETTER, LOUISE
Lee, ] e
Larson, j L.
] Lehman. II T
Martin, William
Meehan, Lila
Melvin, William
Murray. T w
Mass, Stella
Meloy, Sarah
Moore, Orrin ID
Martin, M
Louis
Moran. w II
Maher, j p
Neal. Wiley-2
Norcross, HATTIE
Noble, Mrs Geo N
Nelson, Emma
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Balm, Ellen ~
Bush, Ed
Bradley, Miss E
Brislin, Dennis
Boyle, D F.
Bazinet, Charles
Biswarrick, Mrs
Bertell, Andre
Butte Speciality Co
Brown, Miss A
Bernard, Madame
Cickovich, Sara j
Cunningham, John
Cunardsky, John
c., Mrs l M G
Costello, Hannah
Cole, Fred w
Cooper, Frank )3)
Challen, ] P
Cransbery, F H
Clark, Fred
Cohen, David
Courtney, Daniel
Cohn, Deini
Coogan, Mrs Chas
Cox, Charles
Castle, Chas B
Cleveland, Chas G
Cusic, Mrs A %. ....
Chatelle, Adelaide
Curran, A B
Casey, Bessie
Carney, Martin
Collins, Mary
Dunworth, ] H ...
Drew, Mrs Jack
Davies, Mrs E A
Eliza
'Drussyl, Mrs Dem
Dore, Antonio .....
Defoe, Mrs A M
Doyle, Mr.
Dore, Auche
Dungaig, Augustin
Donnelly, Mrs A E
Decelles, Napoleon
Densmore, Alice
6 D F
Evans, E D
Earhardt, Mrs KEN
Emo, Joe
Foster, Mamie
Frazer, Geo w
Farrell, Mrs
Fraser, Andrew
Freeman, Jas
Gross, Mrs Harry
Grass, Mrs H NO..
Greene, Geo H
Gillespie, Fred A
Geiske, Mrs E M
Goddard, Dell
Grinslode, Chas
Golet, Addie .......
Higgins, Mary W. +.
Hancock, John
Handson, H
Hess, II -
Henderson, G w
Henderson, DR. Nh.
Howe, Geo w
Hicks, JOS.
Hickey, j
Hoffman, Geo
Hood, Thos B
Hicks, Fred
Helgreen, Emil
Hodnett, David
Horton, Chas
HorselblOd, Chas
Holman, Mrs B B
Hart, Anna
Hall, G
t johnson, Nina
Johnson, w +
Johnson, BATH
Janson, Bette
Kemper, David
Kennedy, Chas ]
Kelly, Johnnie
Kallenbeck, Mrs
Keegan, Tom
Lemon Mrs P
Lowrey, Mrs Harry
Leland, Helene
Lamb, Edwin
Little, Mrs has A
Lynch, Mrs j
LansOn, Art
Leonard, Mrs G j
u ThOs George
Lamorth, Ida
MullenS, Wm-2
Maudich, George
Marsh, Mrs Geo Z
Morlan, Mrs F e
Mullins, Eva
Monahan, Cornelius
Middleswait. Bert
Morris, Benjamin
Morrison, Albert
Murphy, Daniel
Murphy, Owen
Murrison, Harry
Newman, Chas Al
Nesby, Berkeley
Noble, A T-2
Noble & Byrnes
Sharp County record., 1899-02-17
Thomas Moore was always !

Thomas Moore was always J.
love. If one looks through his
poems one may find the names
some 16 different ladies to whoE
he swore eternal fidelity.
Byron was foolishly jealous
every woman he ever loved. His
loves ran well into two figures
and he managed sooner or la,e,
to make every one miserable,
Heinrich Heine, the poet, Wa
terribly jealon One day he
poisoned a parrot belonging A.
his lady love for iea it hou
claim too much Of ner attent,uu
"The Rivals" is . trg' stl
Of Sheridan's courship,
character Of Lydia LanguisH
the life play being taken by M Ms
Lindley, who afterwards became
the authors wife.
1t is said that when Goethe was
first in love he carved upon
treo in the neighboring forest
couple Of hearts united by scroll
and a little later received a sounC
thrashing from the forester 70
thus damaging tho bark.
Sharp County record., 1899-02-17
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

It's easy for the man who has
no credit to keep out of debt.
A defective hammock has
caused many fond lovers to fall
out.
Some men manage to talk a
great deal and without saying
anything. s
Every dog has his day-but
the cat has a monopoly on the
nights.
The turtle may be slow, but he
usually gets there in time for the
soup.
a woman seldom cares any
thing about the answer, to ques-
ions she asks.
Tho man who seeks damages
il court is sure to get what h3's
looking for,
Nothing makes a woman SC
mad as having something to say
and no one to listen.
An old maid says she never
married because she couldn't
gnd man to suitor.
Taking time by the forelock
causes lots Of worry about
things that never happen.
About 5wo-thirds ef the credit
a man gets for doing things
rightly belongs to others.
When a man proposes to a wo'
man in fun and is accepted for 6
joke the foundation for rea
trouble has been laid.
The ave, age mans head con
tains about l2S,000 hairs. A
woman often has mo,e, but
many Of them are not Indigenous
Chicago Evening News.
Sharp County record., 1899-02-17
PROMPT PEOPLE,

Don't live a single day of your
life without doing exactly what is
to be done in it, and goin &
straight through it from begin
ming to end, says the Detroit
Free Press, Work, play and
study-whatever it is, take hold
at ouce, and finish il up square
ly; then to the next thing without
letting any moments drop be-
tween. 1t is wonderful to see
how many hours these promp
people contrive to make in u day
it is as il they picked up thu
moments which the dawdlers los
Sharp County record., 1899-02-17

If you don't believe a woman
can keep a secret just ask one
her age,
If some women were tc cast
their bread Jupon the waters it
would obstruct navigation.
If men were built like pianos
there would be more square and
upright people in this world.
If kissing went out of fashion
no girl would care to be consider
ed stylish.
lfyoJ don'tle5 your husband
smoke ne will iune.
Sharp County record., 1899-02-17
DEVIOUS OEFiNiE!CNS.

Loafer-An animal that feeds
on a workers. time.
Failure-Something that is al
ways spoiled by success.
Invisible-The line that sepa-
rates some men from liars.
Indian meal-Any kind of free
lunch the Indian can get
Stylish-Almost invariably the
ugliest discovery of the season.
Love-The dream of child
hood, the life of youth and the
bankruptcy of old age.
Heretic-A man who doesn't
believe as you do, and is toe
tr ,hful to lie about it.
Sport-A man who takes all the
sport out Of sport by making it q
b'Gtal exhibition.
Amayour-An individual who
thinks he knows twice as mucl
as a professional really knows,
GeaisGc-Thc drama emoody.
ing ten farm ANNA IS, 20 stage
o'fecJa and 30 unreal actors -
Chicago Daily News.
Sharp County record., 1899-02-17

goo7 many men in that section
had Done The same thing BY nla. :
rying one. A Northern editor
retorts that quite number OF
his acquaintances found trouble
enough by barely promising to
marry, without going any further,
A Southern editor says a friend
of his was bothered enough when
simply found in company with
another mans wife.