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Iron County register., 1899-03-30

Visitor-So this is some of that weather
that you brag so much about? 1t seems to
me to be about like the average for this time
of the year over the country generally.
Oldest nhabitant-About like the aver
age? Young feller, I've lived in this same
place fer nigh onto y years, an this here
weather is more like the average than any
we've had in all that time.-Judge.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

She loves Chris, yet her love for him is
dumb;
She can't afford to marry and repent.
She says he should be called Chris-anthe
mum;
He's splendid-but he hasn't got cent.
Brooklyn Life.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30
An Excellent Combination.

The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the well known remedy,
SYRUP OF FIGS, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP Co., illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refi eshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. 1t
is the one perfect strengthening laxa
tive, cleansing the system effectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per-
manently. Its perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and sub
stance. and its acting on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
laxative.
In the process of manufacturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to the
taste. but the medicinal qualities of the
remedy are obtained from senna and
other aromatic plants. by a method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and to avoid limitations, please
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front of every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW YORK. N. ?.
For sale by all Druggists.-Price Soc per bottle.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

Highwayman-Your money or your life.
Lawyer-Here's all have.
"All right. Now get out!'
(Taking him by the huttonhole)-''Wait
a minute, friend. Don't you want to en-
gage counsel to defend YOU in case you
should be arrested for this affair" ?"-Boston
Journal
Iron County register., 1899-03-30
Not Deaa Yet.

Another paper has changed ;ts polit-
ical colors. The Maimi County Senti-
mel of Peru. Ind, which was opposed
to the Chicago platform, has heen con-
verted to the cause of silver. This is
prima facie evidence that the question
of bimet allism is very much alive.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30
Hard Man to Ger At.

The manager is a hard man to see. Shut
IN his private office and with well-trained
boy in the ante-room, he is inacce ssible to
anyone whom that boy does not know.
the boy always says he is not in. You will
get the same answer at the box Office. /
remember hearing an old manager once say
to his office boy: My son, if you don't
learn to speak other peoples lines you will
not succeed in this business. l have writ
ten part for you. Whenever anyone you
don't know says: Is Mr. Brown in?' that's
your cue to answer: No, SIR ! wish you
to be dead letter-perfect in that line from
this time on.''-Seribner's
Iron County register., 1899-03-30
A Substitute.

Mrs. Youngish-Oh, Bob, what shall
I do? Baby is crying because ] won't
let him pull all the fur off my new muff.
Mr.. Youngish-Well, that's all right.
Give him the cat!-BoSton Traveller,
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

The Sweet Young Thing-I love to read
of those dear, daring explorers in the Arctic,
but | should think scaling icebergs all the
time would become monotonous.
they were scaling fsh.-Indianapolis Jour
Iron County register., 1899-03-30
You Can Get Aliens Foot-Ease FREE.

Write to-day TO Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy,
N. Y, for FREE sample of Aliens Foot
Ease, powder to shake into your shoes. 1t
cures chilblans, sweating, damp, swollen,
aching feet. 1t makes tight shoes easy.
Cures Corns. BuniOns and Ingrowing Nails.
Alldruggists and shoe stores sell it. p cents.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30
Days of the aorse numbered.

The greatest electrician in the world de-
ciares that the days of the horse are num-
bered, and that in short time electricity
will completely supplant mans most useful
animal In 20 years, he asserts, the horse
will be curiosity. Diseases of the stomach,
liver, kidneys and blood would also be a
curiosity if all sufferers would take Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters. There would then be
practically no dyspepsia, nervousness, sleep
lessness, indigestion, constipation, malarial
fever or ague.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30
Beware of Ointnlents for Catarrh
Tint Contain Mercury.

as mercury will surely destroy the sense OF
smell and completely derange the whole sys
tenn when entering it through the mucous
surfaces Such articles should never be
used except on prescriptions from reputable
physicians, as the damage they will do is
often ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by f. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo
o.. contains no mercury, and is taken inter.
nall-, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the gen
uine 1t is taken internally, and made in
Toledo, Ohio, by f. j. Cheney & Co. Testi'
monals free.
Sold by Druggists. price 75c per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

There is only one thing more important
than to learn patience, and that is to learn
when not to use it.-Town Topics.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30
Inne,s FamiIy sIedicfne.

Moves the bowels each day. In order to
be healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on
the liver and kidneys. Cures sick head
ache Price 25 and Soc
Iron County register., 1899-03-30
Cleared.

"Now," said Bunker, II can ozce more
face the world an honest man. The last Of
my debts is outlawed. d.'-Philadeiphia
North American.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

One swallow may not make a summer,
but one frog makes spring. Chicago Daily
News.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

If you want a friendship to last, you
must put little money into it, and keep
putting it in.-Atchison Globe.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

When hen gets on her perch at night is
she a rooster?-L. A. w. Bulletin.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

Piso's Cure for Consumption relieves the
mueller. Lexington, Mo, Feb. "a, '94.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30
Coughing Leads to Communion.

Kemp's Balsam will stop the Cough at
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get a
sample bottle free. Large bottles 25 and SO
cents. Go at once; delays are dangerous.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30
oIJeat school of All.

The university of FL Ayhar, in Cairo.
the oldest in the world. 1t has rec
ords dating back 1000 years.-N. Y.
Sur
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

It seems strange that fellow isn't Gin
the swim when society throws him over
board Philadelphia Record.
Why suffer with Neuralgia? St. Jacobs
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

Stiff IS poker-sore as boil? St. ia
cobs Oil will relax, soo.he, cure,
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

The Best Prescription for Chills.
and Fever is bottle Of GROVES TAsTELEss
CHILL Tonic. 1t is simply iron and ouinine in
a tasteless form. No cure-no pay. Price soc.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

a muddy street may look like "hasty
pudding" but it's hard to stir-about in.---
l.. 4. ". Bulletin.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

A rheumatic affection is never recipro-
| cated.-Chrstian Work
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

It is usually easy to rob a busy man.
Atcnison Globe.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

Some men escape the traps Of others only
to get caught in their own.-Chicago Daily
News.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

Ever thus heirs to aches and pains St.
Jacobs Oils the doctor
Iron County register., 1899-03-30
Crescent Hotel. Eureka Snrinss, An.
kEnSas.

Opens February 23. In The Ozark Msrn-
tains. Delightful climate. Beautiful scenery.
Cnequaled medicinal waters. Cheap ex-
.ursion rates. Through sleepers via Frisco
Line. Address j. O. Plank, Manager. RoO1A
II, Arcade, Century Building, or Frisco
Ticket Office, No. l0l y. Broadway, ST.
Louis Mo
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

Damp weather brings Rheumatism. st.
Jacobs Oil brings the cure, promptly.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

Some men are so mean their best friends
don't like them very well.-Atchison Globe
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

Stricken with Sciatica9 ST. Jacobs Oil
Will strike it out and cure.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

In dwarfing trees. there must be q
certain diSsimilarity between scion ana
y.ock.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

recent edition of an Illinois paper
saws tnat the farmer in Greene county
that is not mortgaged'is the exception,
and not the rule. In advertising to
loan money at five per cent. the edltor
of the paper. who is lawyer, and. we
believe. master-in-chancery- learned
this fact TO a certainty. This is what
the single gold standard have done to
the farmers in one of the best farming
counties in America. yet there are
farmers scarcely BILE to pay the inter
est OF their Indebtedness who will talk
about wanting a dollar that will cir
culate in Europe. The American dol
lar that is good enough for the every
day Iaborer ought to be good enough
for the bondholder and the foreigner.
Illinois State Rcpister.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. Al
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

Don't cover your neglected duties with
the cloak of excuse.-Ram's Horn.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

When the butter is poor do not blame
the cow. Blame your own want OF
skill.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

"Oh, / knowed | would get it." said the
man who had been fined for selling tinted
butter, ''and ! guess I can stand it. But it
does seem kinder hard to have been fined by
judge, with dyed whiskers. indianapolis
Journal.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

a mixed pain has bruise and sprain. St.
Jacobs Oil cures the twain.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

Compound IS the overcoming or cases
of supposed barrenness. This great
medicine is so we'll calculated to regu-
late every function of the generative or
gans that it's efficiency is vouched for
by multitudes of women.
MRS. ED. WoLFoRD, of Lone Tree.
Iowa writes.
Iron County register., 1899-03-30

MOTHERHOOD is wonans natural destiny.
IVE Many denied the happiness of children
through arrangement of the generave organs.
Actual barrenness is
Among many triumphs Lydia Pnkhams Vegetable
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01
FILTRATION IS CaJEL.
And Invariably Disas .rous to Those
 Who Engage In It.

"To the credit of the sex be it said that ubere is only small pro portion of male flrts when we dc cept the word firt in it's general and accepted meaning writes Frances Evans in her About Men" article. in the April Ladies Home Journal "The pleasant oth'ngs of social life cannot, corr ectly be placed in the same category as irritation. No more can the salutation of Mike 10 Katia when he says, The top O the mornin' to yez, me angelt darlin ; ye're the cream O the milkin', the top note e the lark, simply be- cause these expressions contradict themselves by their openness. Plainly there is nothing so fattering as an unspoken preference for one's society shown in various ways. This art of fl lttery is tn natural weapon of the firt, who rarely ex- presses himself openly; therefore his methods are most inslduous and almost impossible to resist, because intangible. Filtration is cruel, whether the flirt be man or woman, The 1irt is unkind, selfish and ire quently dishonorable. Tne conse- quences are almost without excep- tion disastrous; therefore in con sidering the moral phases of the dirtatious 'inclination it would seem best 10 nip it ir tte bud accordio g to the suggestions of the Golden Rule.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Mr. Lag Fies. late of MHdke n $ Bend, La, and who recently ae cepted a position wi h the J. B s. mon Company, is quite window artist. His wonderful talent in that line is now to be seen at the above company's show windows. They are elegantly decorated and the work shows much thought upon the part of Che decorator.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Mir. Chas. Clammons, a former Pine Bluff b,iA but now a resident of Toronto, Ark, arrived ID the city Tuesday afternoon. and will vis t friends here fpr several days.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

He been received in this |a aclag the marriage of Miss #S' of Memphis, to Mir. E.
 sew York, which takes
 uayoso Hotel in Mem- Sday evening April 12, a t
 lSs Schloss is we'll known
 where she has frequent 'ends. She is the sister
 ', Schloss O. this ely.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Pndon, the negro who Peff Barnett. Sunday,
 Rlson, and who aas ! Lin wood by Deputy I. D. Crane. Monday, was Rison last night. Crane Phoon to this city Mon
 and placed him in the Punty jail for safe keep .alter determining that 'o Thought of lynching, he p Rison.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Gen. k. NJ. Krox returned Tue, : day afternoon fro n Gradr, where he went to look after his farming inter ests in that vicinity.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

pr. Wm E. Crutcher, of Forrest City, who came here to attend the funeral of the late Dr. P, H. Pendit- ton, returned to his home Tu uasday afternoon via the Iron Mountain route.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

The Estelle Social Club anticipate 8 giving grand ball on the eve g of April 9th at its hall on West Sec oni avenue. IT k needless to say it will be an enjoyable and successful affair.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Mrs. ". ". Dunn. of Peoria, h., who has been the guest of Capt, N. F..White and femily for few days left f'r her home Tuesday afternoon.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Mir. Will K. Kirby returned ta his home at Warner this morning, after d several days stay with friends iu this city.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Messrs. ". J Shelby and R. I. watkins, of Wahbaseka, two pro- gressive plaaters of Wab5aseka. are at the Arlington.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Dr. D T. Pry, formerly of this city, but now leading physician Of Tucker station, k ealing on Pine Bluff friends today.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Quite large crowd of Pine Bluff ians will witness the Arkansas Der. by race at Little Rock Thursday.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

'..r .tcut. healthy girls should |lps |anons squaw Vine Wine or
 annroach puberty.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01
{ From "Wednesday Daily.)

Mir. $. A. Levy returned this morn ing from several days stay at Lit tie Rock.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Col. Tom Collier. the giant ci planters at Altheimer. is a Pine Bluf visitor to0ay.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

l. . Bridges was q husl- {. inc capital city W ed-
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Nr. w. K. Ramsey, of Camden, is among the many prominent visitors in oue city today.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Circuit Clerk Jas A. Langford and Mn. M. A. Austin returned this morn ing from a business visit te the Capi tai City.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Deputy Sherifi Arthur Holland left Tuesday afternoon for tLe capital city, where he goes on official busi- ness.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Hr, England, Ark, writes: Dr. s Liver Medicine has cured me
 And carried me safely through N Life" For s years lave all the house.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Mrs. Arthur l., Vernon and child left this moraing for Hamburg, where she will visit friends for few weeks.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

|,nmons Liver Medicine clears liil n'vps buoyancy to tne mind,
 regulates fstomach, bowels
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

bowles. a big merchan t
 le, is shaking hands with alne Bluff friends today.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01
s Daily.

IT. N A. simmons Ii CT
 E .Sat TOT Y YOU get it and not some .tion.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

harrington, who took E evening, is much bet
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

ssts oe menstrual functions pro-
 lags. Simmons Squaw Vine |FIs correct the Arrangements.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

loller left this morning H'pgs for his hea tn.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Eiljiott, of Altheimer,
 I,rs- visitor in our city
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

gresham, of Little Rock Block.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Isr causes depression of spirits,
 soastipation, headache. Use Ia1ons Liver Medicine to sttmu-
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

l Freeman leit Wednes- lon for St. Lonis, N here E friends for a few days.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

made regular and painless 1lass \ hi, s. and limbs cured
 m Vine Wine or Tablets
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

Ise katzenstein and son
 Sbay afternoon for Lirtle |Fs they will remain until
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

kaley and two s ns. re-
 kpir home at Haywood, with relatives here.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

] Powell, State Superin- Abe South western Tele-
 Telegraph Co.,, with head Little Rock is in the city.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

.ot find a lodgment in the sys- Hirer is in perfect order, Dr. ga Liver Medicine is the best
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

x expectancy. Simmons squaW spablets cheer and strengthen
 lsu labor and rob confinement
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-04-01

RampioD cake walk will
 hext Friday evening at
 fden on East Third ave
 stants from Ho t Springs, Camden and Pine Bluff 'pate. Fully 20 couples Rd it promises to be a Biting affair.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-16
VIRGINIA STATE
BAR ASSOCIATION
The Eleventh Annual Meeting to Be
Held at Hot Springs, Va.
ADDRESS BY JUDGE HUMPHREY.
The Distinguished Lawyer Of Louis-
vile 20 Furnish the Annual Paper.
A Sketch of His Carccr-Hon.
John Goode to Speak.

The eleventh annual meeting OF the
virginia state Bar Association Will be
held at the Hot Springs. Va, on August
LIST, ID, and Sd. and the Executive Com
mittee have made such arrangements as
will insure a most interesting programme.
Last year the Association met at Hotel
Chamberlin on the seashore. and follow
ing its custom, It will meet this year in
the mountains. Until two years ago
every alternate meeting was held at the
White Sulphur Springs. This famous old
resort stin holds an eminent place in the
affection of the Association and would
stil be a strong competitor for It's an
nual meetings II IL were in the State OF
Virginia But the Executive Committee
feels that the preference should be given
20 Virginia resorts and perhaps there IS
no place on the Continent where the As
ISOLATION can be more elegantly and sat
isfactorily entertained than at the Hot
Springs The meeting held there In 1897
was most delightful. and as large addi-
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-16

duct OF his cases command admiration.
He is member OF the Presbyterian
Church. In politics he belongs to tho
Democratic party. Judge Humphrey wa.
happily married in 1879 to Miss Mary
Moss Churchill. They have had five
children. four Of whom are living.
OTHER SPEAKERS.
Hon. John Goode OF Bedford CITY. IS
president Of the association, and the al.
dress TO be delivered by him will doubt.
less be worthy Of his fame. lie is well
known 10 Virglnlans as one OF the most
brilliant lawyers and advanced thinkers
IN the Commonwealth.
Papers will also be read by Marshall
Mccormick. Of Berryvile; James =. Har.
rison. OF Danville. and r. T. Irvine. OF
Big stone Gap.
The secretary and treasurer has ad.
dressed letters to all the Circuit and Cor.
20 alton judges Of the Commonwealth
requesting them. II possible. so to dis
pose of the business OF their courts that
they and the members OF their respective
bars may be able to be present at the
Hot Springs Many replies have been re-
cclved indicating that many Of the Judges
viii be present. and Il is expected that
the meeting will be one Of the largest
ever held.
THE PROGRAMME.
Following Is the programme
Tuesday morning. August 1st-The as
soclation called to order by jackson Guy.
chairman Of the Executive Committee:
the presidents address. by John Goodo.
entitled. ~ Recurrence TO Fundamental
Principles" appointment Of Committee on
publications. appointment Of committee
10 recommend officers; reports Of secre-
tary and treasurer; repots Of standing
committees. viz: l. Executive Committee:
?. On Admissions 3. on Legislation and
Law Refom: g. judiciary Committee: 3.
on Legal Education and Admission 10 the
Bar: 6. On Library and Legal Literature;
z. on Grievances; S. on International Ar
bitration.
Tuesday evening-A paper by James p.
Harrison. entitled. Suggested Changes in
our Judicial System; discussion on the
subject OF the paper read; unfinished
business.
Wednesday morning. August 2d-A pa
per by Marshall Mccormick. entitled
professional Ethics:" discussion on the
subject OF the paper read; report of the
committee to recommend officers: cleo
ton OF officers: election OF members Of
the Executive Committee.
wednesday evening-A paper by r r.
IRVINE. entitled. The Lawyer OF the Iu-
ture;" discussion on the subject Of the
paper read: presentation Of memorials on
deceased members; new and miscellane-
Gus business.
Thursday morning. August 3d-The an
nual address by Alexander Pope Hum
phrey. of Louisville. KY. entitled 1.-THE
Impeachment Of Samuel Chase" unfin-
ished business; announcement by the
president-elect OF the standing commit
tees for the ensuing year; adjournment.
The standing committees for the ensu-
ing year should meet and organize this
afternoon. See Bylaws, Article XII,
section J.
1nursday evening-Annual banquet, be-
ginning at =. NJ.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-16

graduated IN 1868 His career as student
both at college at Danvine. and In tho
University OF Virginia. was marked b,
an unusual aptitude Tor the acquisition
OF knowledge
BRILLIANT YOUNG CHANCELLOR
in 1850 Mr.. Humphrey was appointed
chancellor OF the Louisville Chancorv
Court IL was unusual for so young a
man 70 occupy this position. but the
young chancellor instantly showed that
ne was equal TO its demand. and ne
made reputation equal 10 any OF his
predecessors. though among them had
been those distinguished 1urists-Chan-
ceiiors Logan and pirtle. IL was greatly
desired by the bar that he should con-
tinue I'm The office but IN the candidacy
for election he was beaten at the polls
When Judge Humphrey retired from
the bench he became associated in the
practice with his former partners. Messrs
Roberts and GoodlOc Ia a short time
however, he withdrew 10 himself. so
prae -icing until he formed partnership
with Colonel John Mason Brown and
George NJ Dayle under the firm name OF
Brown, Humphrey a Davie. This firm
continued until the death OF Colonel
Brown in 1850 and since that time Judge
Humphrey has continued the law prac-
fice In partnership with Mr.. Davle.
with love for work. great aptitude
Tor the law and perfect physical con-
sututon. enabling him 10 endure appli-
cation, Jndge Humphrey has Iabored in
his chosen Profession with perfect fidelity
20 every interest entrusted 10 his care.
and he has become widely known as a
lawyer OF great ability. great learning
ana great success. His practice IN rail-
road and other corporation cases often
calls him 20 courts IN other States and
20 the Supreme Court OF the United
states. and wherever he appears his
commanding ability and mastery con-
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-16

dies containing mercury, potash, arsenic, sulphur,
etc, which simply act as temporary stimulant
to the nerves, resulting in no permanent good,
and in many cases leaving the system in a worse
condition than the supposed remedy found it.
S. S. 5. (Swifts Specific seeks the hiding
place of the disease, routes those ugly little brig
ands that prey upon the corpuscles of the blood,
dragging into the conflict every organ of the
human system in their endeayor to overthrow the
citadel of health.