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EOItaire was Angry.

Noltaire had once taken box at the
opera and was installed III it with some
ladies'. when the Duke of Iauzun. one
Of the worst lihertines in the time of
Louis the Fifteenth. arrived and asked
for Il box. says the San Francisco Argo-
naut He was respectfully informed that
ell the boxes were taken. hat may
be-" he said, but | see Noltaire III one;
turn him out" In those times such
things could happen, and Noltaire was
turned ont. He brought an action against
the duke 70 recover the price of the box
What" exclaimed the advocate for the
duke. is il NJ de Noltairc who darcS TO
plead against the Duke Of LauZun. whose
great grandfather was the first to get
on the walls of La Rochelle against the
Professionals. whose grandfather TOOK
twelve cannon from the Dutch AT
Utrecht. whose father captured TWO
standards from the English at fontenoy,
who" "Oh. but excuse me. inter
rupted Notairc Il am not pleading
against the Duke of Lauzun who was
first on the walls of Rochelle. nor
against the duke who captured twelve
cannon from the Dutch ut Utrecht, nor
against the duke who captured two stan,
dardS from the English ut FontenoS;
am pleading against the Duke of Lauzun
who never captured anything IN MS NE
out nv box at the opera.
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ROSS IS REARRESTED.
kaukauna Man, Who Served at
Waupun for Wife Murder
Taken to Appleton.

Waupun, Wis, March 21.-t Special. |
When Porter Ross. the Kaukauna
wifemurderer. finished his term and was
given his freedom at S o'clock this morn
ing. he was Immediately rearrrested by
the sheriff of Outagamie county and
taken to Appleton. where he will be tried
en- charge of numbering Katie Dupreis.
kaukauna, Wis. March 21.-L Spc-
ci3l.l-Today Porter Ross, who killed his
wife two years ago. will be taken from
the state prison at Waupun and commit
ted to the county jail at Appleton, hay
ing served out the term for which he
was sentenced for shooting his wife
Nellie Ross. The commitment to the
county jail is to await trial for the kill
ing of Katie DupreiS. whom he is al
legged to have mortally wounded 1t that
time.
This was one of the most sensational
crimes ever known in this locality. Ross
was formerly known as an industrious
mechanic, having worked here for many
months as StonemaSon at good wages.
lie was once the owner of two or three
houses and lots in South klukauna,
during the days of prosperity. His wife
became sick and died and from this time
the tide of his prosperity seemed to turn.
RosS married Il second time and was ag-
grayated by seeing his wife and Katie
pupreis and two male companions drive
by his home. He got a pistol and fol-
lowed them to resort. one mile east
of kaukauna. where he found the whole
party. He demanded his wife's return
ana after some threats made by him she
Sald she would return, but wanted to
go upStlIrs for something Ross lost his
patience and began shooting. Mrs. Ross
received the first shot and fell dead One
OF the men and the Dupreis girl were
sh0t, the latter being mortally wounded.
he trial Is likely to take place at the
April term of the circuit court
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DR., MCNAMARA.

Esta bIishe d I 86I 10. the cU~
OF Nervous Debility, eIhsus,i0~
OF Brain Energy, Menta Aee-rr
ton, Physical Prostitution. Sew
aiWeakness, Kidney AhectionL
Blood Diseases, barennets.
leucorrhoes, Monthly Perso {
and Marriage. Ne deal Roons
Corner Of Johnson Street a. I
. $50 Broadway, Milwaukee, Via
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TIMBER EXPERTS FAME.
Southern Forest Owners Call on Tx.
perienCed ChippeMa Lumbermen

Chippewa Falls, Wis, March 21.-As
this city is one of the leading lumber
centers of the Northwest it is not aston
ishing that there should reside herein a
number of men who are pine land OK
perts,' and expert land hunters Not
only are their services in great demand
in the pineries of the Northwest. but as
their regulations have spread to the land
of the yellow pine, they are called to
New Orleans and other Southern cities
by leading pine land dealers of the South
MeSSrs. w. w. Potter, William f.. Back
us. James Wheian aud John Dawson
have recently returned from q three
months sojOurn in the wilds of Lonisi-
ana iii the interests of g. II. Lacey &
Co. of New Orleans. They went over
thousands of acres and Mr.. Potter says
that that country offers some great ad-
vantageS for Northern enterprise ard
capital. There are millions of feet Of
yellow pine that have never been touched
by an axe, while there are also thousands
of acres of fertile farming land along
the bottoms of rivers and lesser streams
that can be either homesteaded or pur-
chased at a very small sum per acre.
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HOss and HOsS.

Here is the experience taken from an
educational journal of an English manu-
facturer. an alderman in his own town.
who went to France knowing only his
own language: Il went TO Paris. stay
ing at the Hotel de Lille ct d'Albion.
Never having been before. l lost my
way. and could not find my hotel again.
because | neither spoke nor understood
French. Thinking some of the people |
met might understand written English. |
went into a Stationers shop and bought
large card on which | wrote Please
tell me the way to the Hotel de Lille ct
d Albion Again | sailed ont, showing
my card TO several. but still to no pur-
pose. At last gentleman read it, and
silently beckoned me To follow him,
which | did as silently, for a mile or
more. Then he pointed. still silently. 10
the sign Of the hotel. and when | saw il
broke the silence by exclaiming Thank
Won What. he replied in amazement,
are you an En-liShman: So am |, but
| took you TO he deaf and dumb. An
other Illustration of the truth Of Tom
Hood ; famous maxim:
Never 90 10 France
Unless YOU know the lingo,
If you do. like me.
You will repent, By jingoi
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Mr. Editor Kindly inform your read
erS that from now on to April IL we
will send. prepaid Ivy mail. 10 all who
apply for same one bottle OF our won
dcrfuI - DROPS" free of charge. We
do this in order that every one Of them
may have the great opportunity to try
the greatest remedy the world has ever
produced. 1t never has failed, and never
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diseases: Rheumatism, Scia tica. Neu-
ralgia. Catarrh. BaCkache, Asthma.
Heart Weakness. Toothache. Earache.
Group. La Grippe, Malaria. Creeping
NumbneSS. Bronchitis and kindred dis
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has cured more than Il million and Il
quarter of people. many of whom had
been pronounced incurable by compe
tent physicians Some Of them had been
bedridden for years. others had trav-
eled the world over in search of relief
and spent large amount of money. bur
failed TO get it, but Were cured by this
remedy in very short time and at
small cost. In fact many Of the cures
which il has made border on the mirac-
ulous. - DROPS is not patent med
icinc, but was perfected only after vast
research in scientific fields and at n
very great expense. II is boon TO the
sick and afflicted, balm to suffering
humanity. - DROPS" is the name,
and - DROPS" is the dose.
The above offer does not hold good
after April 10. If you want a bottle
free of charge. write at once to the
SWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE
COMPANY. No. 1G1 Dearborn street.
Chicago
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"A Good Tale Will Bear Telling
Twice" Use Sapo|ioI
SAPOllO
Slapped His Face.

young man was about to enter the
P"rry-Paync building.
At identically the same time n Young
woman was about to emerge from the
same structure
She was 4 handsome young woman.
dressed in what appeared to the youth
to be- faultleSS style.
She left the elevator just as the Young
man turned towards the swinging doors.
He was within two feet of them when
she put forward her hand to push the
doors open.
The young man was in a hurry
The young man saw her coming and
paused
She put her hand against the glass in
the door. But the glass wasn't there.
i had been broken out. IN her haste
the young woman didn't notice this.
She pushed briskly and pushed hard.
The consequence was that her neatly
gloved hand came right through the open
ing like ii cobblestone from a catapult,
and her palm reached just far enough
70 give the young mans blushing cheek
a singing slap,
She was so amazed and confused that
she couldn't say a word.
Then the man laughed Then she
laughed. And the episode ended-CIeve-
land Plain Dealer
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Said il Wrong. Alter All.

Apr0pOS of the recent appearance OF
Stuart Robson Mt the Davidson IN the
Meddler. the following story from an ex-
change will bc interesting:
Stuart Robson relates an accident
which occurred to him while playing
with Forrest more than quarter of Il
century ago. 1T was not 50 very Sc
rious. though says that comedian. The
piece was 'Rich"ieu.' | was De BERN
gen. the fop of the play. When Richie
lieu. sick almost unto death. comes on.
leaning on J"Seph's arm. De Beringen
says among other things: Fact in phil
oS0phy, Foxes have nine lives as well
as cats Some time during the day an
actor friend Of mine told me of an absurd
misleading of this line, and | laughed
about il at intervals all day long. 1t
was running through my head when |
went on the stage. | couldn't Danish 1t,
and it remained with me when Forrest
began his speech. However, | went
ahead full of confidence. Fact in phil
oSophy.' rolled glibly from my tongue:
foxes have nine tails as well as cats.
! saw something was wrong from For
rests face, before | knew what that
something was. Then | heard the audi
enCe scream with hySterical laughter.
Huh grunted Forrest. 50 loud that he
could be heard all over the theater, well.
by all that's Internal hear that" BY
that time the curtain was rolled down in
response 10 a hurry call from the prompt
cr'S bell
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The Tip of the Tongue man of the
New York Press tells this: I'm Brook
lyn'S fashionable hotel, not far from the
Heights. you know, many swell families
dine habitually once or twice n week as
IL relief from home cares and duties.
The other night Mr.. \. whispered to his
wife: See that couple over at the third
table? Yes: who i Sh"E'-all intent
upon the handsome woman. Never
mind. hut | can tell you something about
her Shes been living with that fellow
for twenty years. Don't say anything
about it.. Folding up her napkin in u
rage the good woman snapped out: Say
nothing about it? And you. knowing
that such persons r">orted here. have
had the t"mcrit: to fetch me here to
dine: 1t is monStrouS, tn" huSsy. ]
shall leave the place Immediately and
never put my foot in it again. | shall
speak to tn" proprietor. Oh, disgrace
full, Twenty years" As she arose he
said in Il low voice: My dear Mrs. X.
what is the matter: The man IS her
lawful husband, and this is the annivcr-
Sary Of their marriage. '-Tahleau.
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Porto Rico has 300 coffee planta
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relieved the PAIN. gwen her a Dette'
stronger, and has improved every way.
Won for the benefit she has received.
for young girls.
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The Policy of Expansion.

When a subject is ''in the air. every
thing seems to speak of it.
Tommy came running into the house
in great excitement.
whats the natter" asked his moth
or.
Found two doubleyolked eggs in tho
barn. he exclaimed, breathlessly
Have You ever found any before
inquired his father, looking mp from his
newspaper.
"Neycr" said the excited boy. "Wc'ye
been keeping chickens three years. too
WELL said Tommy's patcrnai anrrS-
tor. shaking his head lugubriouSly.
when even the barnyard fowls declare
in favor Of the policy of expansion, |
may as well give in.'-Eouth'S Compau-
ion
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1899-03-25
ADJOuRNS TILL APRIL 4,
supreme Court Finishes Its Work
on the Present Assign
Oent

Madison, Wis, March 21.-[ Special /
he Supreme court finished its work on
the present assignment today, and al
Journed until April 4, when there will be
called for argument Nos. IL to 20, in
elusive. except Nos. IS and -; also Nos.
20 and u. The last case heard today
was the Green Bay & Mississippi River
lanai company. plaintiff in error, VS. the
iatten PAPER company. defendant in er-
ror, On hearing to show cause. post
poned until the latter part of April.
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They were Baptists.

II think the crew of the Monadnock
must be Roman Catholics" remarked a
Pittsburger. when recent events at Ma
Mia We're under discussion.
Why" :.
They are subject to the canon law.
Clearly they are not MethodIstS, add
cd another
'\o?"
No: Wesley Merritt does not command
them
They might be Presbyterians.' put III
4 third.
why might they
They act like disciples OF knox
You are all wrong. said man "ho
now spoke for the first time. lheE are
Hard Shell Baptists.
The rest decided to let it go at that
Pittshurg Chronicle-Telegraph.
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ExConsul- General Pentield. telling Of
the proposed great irrgating project in
Egypt. thus describes in the Century a
conflict between engineers and archao-
oloGjSts that resulted in a considerable
modification If the height of the great
dam:
All the engineers in the "ud favored
dammng the Nile at the first cataract.
1T a point about four miles south Of As
Suan. and not far from the island OF
Ihilac. There nature has been lavish N
providing hills of solid rock on each side
of the river that Will stand the rayageS
Of the clements as long as the world
lasts.
Little time was wasted in the prepare
ton of the original plans for the dam.
But the officials having the matter in
charge. intent only on the unitarian as
pect of the problem, brought about their
heads, four years ago, a widespread out
burst of Indignation. when ii was an
nounCed that the treasured ruins Of
philae would be submerged for months
at q time were their recommendations
carried into effect. Meetings We're held
by learned societies everywhere TO pro
test against any Dissertation of Philao.
and their memorials poured in to the
Egyptian government Tor months. rom
every country in Europe. from the United
States. and from the centers of learning
in the East antiquarianS, EgyptoloCiStS.
archacologists and literary people senor-
ally, joined in vigorous protest. The late
Sir Frederick Leighton, president Of
England's Royal academy. did not hest
tate to say that ANY tampering with
Philae would be a lasting blot on the
British occupation Of Egypt" This
singing remark brought the subject into
the realm Of British politics, and did rs
much as all the protests Ia cause the 'ou
practical plans of the English engineers
10 be held in allowance until n modified
project. conciliating archaeological inter
cStS with engineering necessities, could
he devised
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MAKE 300 FEET LIMIT.
kenosha Council Forbids Opening
of Saloons Near Schools
or Churches

kenoSha, Wis, March 21.-[ Special. |
The saloon war in Kenosha ended last
night when the city council passed an
ordinance, by unanimous vote providing
against the location of saloons within 500
feet of any church or school building in
kenOsha. The ordinance was presented
by the church people Of the city. 1t will
make several pieces of very desirable Sa-
loon property worthless and the saloon
men made n hard fight to prevent the
passage of the ordinance.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1899-03-25
They Kissed Back

\ correspondent Of The London Chron-
lcle writes. in connection with the sub
jecr Of kissing in theaterS. that on one
occasion 4 French theatrical manager
turned the tables on his audience He
was touring the provinces with a bad
play. but it demanded a heavy cast. The
house. though thin, expressed its disap-
proval of the performance and Kissed.
Ladies' and gentlemen" he said as he
came forward to the footlights. two
can play at that game" He called on
his whole company and they Missed
the original hisSerS
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Obituary Mention.

Kiel. Wis. March 21-fSpecial. i
Death has taken away four residents OF
this vicinity III as many days. Andrew
Treye died. aged So, Henry Deforth.
aged -; Miss Clara Ramps. aged Ii:
Anton Shad. aged 20.
Racine. Wis. March 21.-Joseph Long
well. a pioneer of SomerS. keIosha corn-
". died Sunday Of pneumonia. aged IS
Yesterday his wife. aged - died Of the
same disease. They had lived in the
county fifty years.
Mrs. Sarah Ann Roberts. wife OF VII
liam II. Roberts. died last night, aged
IS. She had liYfl IL the couaty forty
Tears.
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He Knew What He was Reading.

Senator Caffery's constitutional argu-
ment was listened to ar one time by six
senator's One of these was Mr. Spoon
or of this state. Senator Cafrey read
an extract in the course of his remarks
which attracted Mr.. Spooner's attention.
Perhaps il had a familiar sound. At any
rate he began To manifest curiosity.
From what is the senator reading: he
asked Mr.. Caffrcy. The Louisiana sen
ator turned around with a surprised, not
To say, an injured air. Il am reading,
he said, with crushing emphasis, from
the Constitution of the United States.
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NcvHr 30 10 FRANCE,
Unless YOU know the lingo
If you do. like me.
You will repent. By jingo,
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flows This {.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
T. J. CHENEY X co; Props. Toledo, O.
We. the undersigned. have known T. j..
Cheney for the last * years. and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
Transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligation made by their firm.
West Truax. Wholesale Druggists. To-
ledo. ..
Waiding. Kinnan & Marvin. Wholesale
druggists. Toledo Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
tie. Sold by al! Druggists. Testimonials
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1899-03-25
What Do the Children Drink

Don't give them tea or coffee. Have
YOU tried the new food drink called
GRAIN-O? Il is delicious and nourish'
ing. and takes the place of coffee. The
more Grai.-O you give the children the
more health you distribute through their
systems. GrainO is made of pure grains
and when properly prepared tastes ike
the choice grades of coffee, but costs
about 4 as much. All grocers sell it. loo.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1899-03-25

mistaken kindness PERM
about physical health.
Miss CARRIE NJ. LAMB,
Mrs. PINKHAM-A year
irregular menstruation
and leucorrh9a. My
appetite was variable
stomach sour and bowels
were not regular, and
was subject to pains like
collie MISREPRESENTATION.
1 wrote you and began to
take Lydia E. Pinkham S
Vegetable Compound and
used two packages of
Sanative Wash. Youcan {
imagine my relief. My
courses are natural and
general healthimproved.
MRs. MAMIE ADKINS,
La Due, Mo, writes
DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM-
I feel it my duty to tell
you of the good your
Vegetable Compound has
done my daughter. She
suffered untold agony at
time of menstruation be-
fore taking your medicine
but the Compound has
relieved the pain. given
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1899-03-25
FIRST LEAD SHIPMENT.
Seven Cars of Blackjack Sent from
Platteyille to Indiana

Plltteville. Wis. March 21.-ISpeciaI. ]
William Waters shipped from this city
today seven carloads of blackjack of the
finest quality. The ore was all mined
from his farm north Of Plattevillc and
aggregates over POO tons. The lead Is
one of the hest-paying in this section
The consignment goes 10 Indiana
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1899-03-25
Tender Flesh.

The more tender the flesh, the blac ker
tie bruise. The sooner you use st.
Jacobs OIL. the quicker will be the cure
of any bruise and any brIiSe will dis
appear promptly under the treatment Of
the great remedy.
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ASSAULT WAS FATAL.
John RoehI Dies of Injuries Inflicted
by Deerfield Man.

Deeerfield. Wis, March 21-John
Roehl died of the injuries received i'll an
alteration with George McCourt a week
ago. Roehl was struck on the head with
an axe and brother was SO injured
as to render his recovery doubtful.
McCourt. who is charged with the as
sault. was released on bail. but when
Rochl died he was Immediately rearrest-
cd and taken 10 jefferson county iail.
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Stands Bv in Need.

Every living thing has pains and
aches sometimes. and the aches ana
pains of humankind have n friend in
St Jacobs Oil. which stands by in
need to cure and restore.
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Owners who sent bands Of sheep into
the Big Horn basin. Wyoming, 10 Win
ter. are receiving diScoura @ing reports
of conditions there. and ii is feared their
losses will he excessive. \ herdcr from
the Gray Bull country reports tn" loss
of 1000 head from one herd III one night >
ST
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1899-03-25
$4,000 for a New Corn.

That's what this new corn cost. Yields
313 bushels per acre. Big Four Oats 30
huShelS-Salzer's Rape To pasture sheep
and cattle At 25c. per acre yields 30 tons;
potatoes $40 per bhl Bromus InermiS.
the greatest grass on earth. BeardileSs
Barley 90 bushels per acre: 10 kinds
grasses and clovers. etc
Send this notice to JOHN A. SALZER
SEED co. La CROSSE. WIS, with
Zoe. stamps and receive free great Cata-
logue: $1,000 Corn and 10 Farm Seed
Samples. &C. NJ
People living along the Columbia re
port that the Indian cayuSe ponies on the
tOlvillc reservation are dying off by
wholesale. Their feed has given out. and
the cayuscS left to shift for themselves
III the deep snow soon succumb to hun
ger and exposure.
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The passion flower. which grows in
the South American forests. can only be
enjoyed where II grows. as it fades al
most as soon rs IL is nickcl
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Was a Lock smith.

The other day the police made n raid
on betting club, and after taking tn
names Of the men they found there, toli
them to appear at the court the new
morning, which they did
To one of the delinquents the ma='s-
tratc said
What are you by trade:"
"A locksmith sir
wv ell, what We're YOU doing whom N"
police made the raid
Well. sir, / was just making a bot
for the door. Family Doctor
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Spring Unlocks
The FLOWERS
To Paint the Laughing Sol.

To Paint the Laughing Sol.
And not even Nature 7uould
alloqu the flowers to grow
and blossom, TO perfection
vithout good soil. NosU
Nature and people are mach
alike; the former mast have
sunshine, latter mast haze
pure blood in order to have
perfect health.
Hoods Sarsaparilla cures blood trou-
bles of all sorts. 1t is to the human
system what sunshine is to Nature -
the destroyer of disease germs. 1t
nerer disappo,ntS.
Poor Blood" The doctor said there
were not seven drops OF good blood IN my
body Hoods Sarsaparila built me up and
made me strong and we'll" SUSIE +. BRowS,
IS Aston Hill, Lynn. Mass.
Dyspepsia, etc. complication OF
troubles dyspepsia, chronic catarrh ana
Inflammation OF the stomach, rheumatism,
etc. made me miserable. Hadino appetite
Until / took Hoods Sarsaparilla, which
acted like magic. am thoroughly cured.
y. B. SEFLEY, 1874 w. 18th Az, Denver, Col.
Rheumatism My husband was
obliged to give up work on account OF rheli.
matism. No remedy helped until he used
Hoods Sarsaparila, which permanently
cured him. 1t cured my daughter Of ca.
ta;rh. l give it to the children with good
results" Mrs. J. 5. Mem AeH, stamford, Ct