The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-12-29
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IeaVenWOTln sees 1oO,UUU opera
house in sight.
An Abilene man is manufacturing
gasolene engines.
The Carey Hotel of Wichita has
been sold o Bob Eaton for $4,000.
1t is pleasant to reflect that the
injuries the returned soldiers did |
themselves by their talk Is not pen
sionable.
If the Christmas turkeys were a.
thin pick ing as the daily papers is
sued over he State on the 25th, many
went hungry.
Cupid must have made the trip
this year " ilh Santa Claus, judging
by the numerous weddings reported
over the state.
The Lawrence journal declares
that Santa Claus is for Bryan, be
cause under his regime Santa would
have less TO do.
The experience of the Mcpherson
man who sold over u ton of candy foi
The holidays can doubtless be dupli
Gated all over the State.
The Topeka Capital has taken
charge of the Kansas contributions l.
the fund being raised to provide "a
home for the window of Gen. Lawton.
One reason that there is such an
impulse for reforms right after Christ
mas is that men note what a horrible
hash the turkey has made of his
career.
There Is millionaire in the To
peka insane asylum and the old
maids of the capital city have to be
watched to prevent an escape being
effected.
When you see respectable man
going around all day with his coal
collar turned up you may put it down
that his wife gave him necktie for
Christmas.
One of the things which made the
editors of the state enjoy Christmas
more than ordinarily was the absence
of proffers of spaems about 1.-The beau
tful snow"
A Salina girl was welded last
week to an Illinois man named Buss
which Is additional proof that Ut
Kansas girl can refuse a buss, when
proper advances are made.
The liquor dealers sort of have 6
"feelIn' in their joints,' as the rheu
matte contingent argues, that the
prohibition sentiment has taken 1
new lease of life in Kansas.
Los Angeles Times: Mr.. Inga Is, tn,
, statesman who IL out of job say
that woman Is mans natural en-
envy" but then, the good Book say
we must love our enemies.
William mbley, OF Bag Bal
swimming fame. is out for city clerk
at Kansas City, Kansas. 1t Temaini
to be seen whether his swimming
,, fame will help him with the div
element.
All the city street fairs which ar
, scheduled for next year have plan
! laid to secure Mckinley on his west
q ern tour. That will make successe
out of many that would otherwise b.
fai ures.
Emporia, which received 500, 90
: for library from Andrew Carnegie
feels badly because 1t is learned tina
4 he has given over $4,000, 900 in all
! She would have taken the whole pill
- gracefully.
/ On the heel OF the announcement
q that Kansas beets are no good, MI
Coburn says Kansas cane is uneX
q celled for sugar Kansas can bea
: the world al raising any kind of cane
so it's all right
9 A Mcpherson woman has sued he
@ husband for divorce and he make
4. answer that they never were legal
r married because he stood Off the pre-
4 bate Judge for the license and certif
cate and never paid the bill.
A Gypsum man found gold nugget
in his Christmas fowls crop and
company has been found to prospeC
the diggings where the bird fed II
probably merely killed decendan
of the goose that laid the golden egg
o The Kansas Horticulturists and tn
a Kansas teachers held conventions tn
a same day III Topeka. This is RICH
= and proper; one studies how to i'm
# prove the eating apple and the othe
tries to overcome the little evil
which resulted from apple eating.
S DRY of thoughtful editor, fror
a the Centralia Journal Editors as
rule are kind hearted and liberia
-, An exchange tells OF subscribe
who died and left II years subscriptio
unpaid. The editor of the paper al
peared just as the undertaken wa
o screwing down the coffin lid and pu
in linen buster, thermometer.
h palm leaf fan and receipt for mai
ing Ice.
ElDorado Republicans In carving
turkey, on Christmas, take out tn
= oyster bone before removing the gil
n Yard, slice the bosom from you an
n give the drum sticks to the childre
the fret thing; and be sure to hav
a lot of gravy. II there is a bi
IT, crowd at dinner give the neck to yUr
y wife.
On Christmas day Daniel s. Fore
< of Boston, very quiet, retiring mai