Evening journal., 1899-02-28
Mr.. PYLE'S WATER BILL
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NONN1. lAiSu WE tuh up WltAl lmoltn Nn
lnhyan river hundred an got EN- too
slue deestricts OF ther own, an at the
present ritin' we're a-gittin' an appro-
pryashun bill throo for them fellers.
'Wot's the use af the stait treehery ef
hit CANT be used to ease the strane
on Mister Addix's pockit2 Frank AL
lee wouldn't vote fer them More bills
because he sed hit wo'r.d make the Mig
gers jeIl,ns an we mite lose votes, but
them DimmDRrats helped us am we jes'
walked rite away frpnm Frank. Mister
Kitchen has got a new gurl at his
house. an I've Din congratulat.n' him.
Mister d-attymuses 4 is better an ne
kim see wot hes a-doin' once more
There hain't no satisfgtn' them bsykel
felles. We've had there good rodes
bill reported back without reccymeu-
dashun, an now they've resolooted as
how we OF to l1iil that there bill taxln
oisykens an trysylzels. Representa-
tive Burns Is the bissyest man in THE
House. Between denyin' roomers. lock-
in after iegisrashun an keepinr hisseif
skwared up with his fire-eatini conetlt-
uents he hahn got time fer nuthin but
his meles. Mister Nox apperes to be
back in a korner an bi hfsself. He
don mix with them luther felers. an
he seems to be llngin' fer home. He
cum to Dover at sacl1ridse am hits
bin kind OF a saclSrifise ever sence. I'm
cerenly glad him an Jeff Blaluely
didn git setes slde-an'slde. Sence them
piits got wot they wanted fum the
Semitic Mister Mawl has got ten yeres
yunger He certelnly wuz deviied purity
ni- to deth, an ef hit had bin kept up
fer weare longer / rely believe, Mary
Ann, as how he wud have resined in
Dieter Berten's faver Captfn virden
am them uther pilets appinted to steer
the ship Of stait air stlll hangln' aroun'
an you kin see one or two OF them
standin' on the bridge mos emmy OIL
time, ether day or mite. sez 10 Cap
tin Verden: How duz hft look?" He
sez, Kinder slwally on there to the
sow-sow-west. by east, but hitll pass
around. think. Put yer hellum hard
a-port, or you'll run over a womanl"
/ sez, Yes, an we fele mitey grateful
TO Mister Abbitt." sez, Don YOU
think as how his attytood en- that bcl
VIII git us'Addix fellers sum OF thevotes
II them pilits as has bin votlnf the
strate Dimmokratic ticket fer yeres. ="
He sez, q don no; but In tell YOU
wot III do, Bin You git Mister Alb
bitt TO werk IL throo the house fer us.
an then hlt'N be time to talk abcnt
that. Ht may be as how sum OF our
feI.ers will remember this we're kind
ness OF Mister Albbitt's wen hit Gums
to votin, Ef we don vote yore way
Ven a.lus think OF yore Kindness in
heiptR us olftten a hole"
Representative Jenkins has rot his
iOkel opshen biA I'M fer Kent county
an hits a butte. Seniter More has
withhrawed his naim frum the Sussix
bin an ef them drinkin' feMers down
there don sen him barrel OF peach
an swarm OF bees. to make HONEY TO
go in hit, they won be doing there
dooty IF hit don rane between now
an the next eleclSshun, Kent county 60
90 dry an no mistake, but sum OF them
House feliers is Akin up rane ma.
sheen, an they're agoin' to see ef hi.
won work. Wen Judge Spnooance was
in the Constitushenal ConHenshun he
sed as how that lokel opshun secl1shuu
wuzn't wurth a dam, or words 10 thai
effect, an good menny OF the Ticker
meme agreein' with him in that re.
spert. WIT the ,obby wants to no is
hoos a-holdinf the money. They hahn
seen nun CT nit walrth spskin' OF an
VILE sum Of the members OF the therd
house wud hate 20 shet the pep,e's
hcker OF they cain't be expected io
wnrk agin' the bin fer nuthin'. Mister
Jinknses bill is entitled. 'tAn Act In
Re'ashun to Jags, Toots, Booze. Mania
Potu an Deelerynm Tremens." There
hain't no snakes in that bill. MARY
Ann.
Anuther eel rbill has got .a the senit
an wisht you could a-seen them sem
iters wen Clerk shepperd cum over am
sed: I'm instrucl1ted bi Mister short
to inform the senat that the House na,,
passed an asks fer the conlsurrenco
of the senit in anuther ene OF these
we're burned eel bills" Hit NDnz hand.
ed over to Mister Hart. chareman, q,
the committee on fish. oysters AM
game, an now his desks so fun or eer
slime that he has to rite on mis- nee
I'm a-keepin' watch en- that desk. Marv
Ann, fer that eel bills haant a-eoiu, tr
pass, pod er no pod
Ef yoo here emmy roomers foatin
aroun' as how Sam mex is agoin, tr
vote fer Mister Addix jes' deni EN-
rite on. fer he's not a-comin' our wav
He entertanes the highes' respec' 70,
Mister Addix, but he cain't vote re,
him His M Senaurv Klub nanner y,