The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-10


dresser. the manicure and the chiropodist
an mad their struggles. Now no we'll
sfooned man or woman is ashamed to
say tney patronize them. SO il should.
aud Will soon be, with the facial mas
seNse. She is looked upon by many wo-
men as their best friend In the next ar
tlele | Will endeavor 20 give practical help
10 all who are DESTROYS of enjoying the
blessing of a good complexion They will
ne written by the most successful mas
seuse in the country.
he was man of experience. He had
VISITED nearly every known country and
ndd thrlDlng adventures in some of them.
ne had hunted big game, says the New
AoIk sun, and had been through at least
one South American revolution. Conse-
Quehtiy ne was looked upon as an inter-
estlhg story teller, and being in a con-
VlVlal party, there was a natural desire
out.
Tell US about the most thrilling, awe
one of them.
"Oh, you can't expect him to single out
one as the most nerve trying of ALL" put
IN another. He has had too many for
mat Just tell US about any one of them,
Old man"
fhe man of experience thought a few
minutes
There is one that stands out pre-emi-
nentiy as the most trying o5eal of my
Hte,' he said at last. mo other exIer-
ence that ever went through begins TO
equal It, Nothing else ever made NE half
SO nervous"
Tell us about itr' they ell CRED.
1t was the day l took dinner at Vassar
college" he began
oh come orr they broke in. Don't
try to jolly us"
m not replied the man of experience
m telling you the solemn truth | was
friend of the family of a girl at Vassar
and, being armed with the proper creden-
uals l called upon her there and was in
Vlted TO remain to dinner. l was the ONLY
man in the dining room. When 1 entered
the girls We're already seated. and they
took me in from head to foot 1 could feel
them doing it. At rough guess should
say there were 500 pairs Of eyes riveied on
me, and l knew that 500 girls WEI e passing
judgment upon me and every thing COZ
nected with me-ny dress, my bearing, my
features, my manners-eVerything. one
PAIR OF feminine eyes can make man feel
uncomfortable, two pairs can make him
think that life isn't worth livir &, and three
pairs can give him the cold shivers A
girl knows it. and she glories in it. When
she has man at disadvanta Sc the is
nothing that gives her great r pleasure
than TO make the most of it and watch
him suffer. Those girls had me at their
mercy. They overwhelmed me with cold,
critical, analytical glaaees thai WIRE
more deadly than Mauser bullets. BY the
time l reached the guests table, where
l sat in solemn grandeur with the girl
at whose invitation ] was there, l would
have gladly exchanged places with
a man reading a forlorn hope on
the field of battle, Before the din
ner was half over ( would have
considered being lost in tropical
jungle pleasing in comparison. Oh, those
girls, those girls! They lett the dining
room before l did, and in doing 50 Trey
passed my table. l tried 10 talk enter
tainingly to my friend, but 1 could feal
them going by-and sizing me up and l
was satisfied that l didn't pass muster
1t seemed as-if each one was saying TO
herself: ''Oh, he's not so many! He lacks
ease, and his tie isn't on straight
And that" ne continued, was my most
terrible experience There was a. brill or
a chill to every minute Of it. ! would
repeat any other ordeal.in my life in pre-
ference to it. If you have never dined
with 500 girls fuzzy conscious of their pow
er and mischievously sinclined, you can not
appreciate what it is