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The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27
REFLECTIONS OF A BAG HELoR.
From the New York Press.

From the New York Press.
Matrimony spells martyrdom.
The most unsatisfactory thing to women
is that they can show some of their prettl-
est clothes only when they're off
1t Is curious that the same woman who
Is content to be in love with one man is
more than content to have lot of men in
love with her.
A man can do most anything and still be
q good husband if he only remembers to
kiss his wife and toss the baby every time
he comes home.
Two women in whom the same man Is
interested may never be able to decide
how much they like him, but they don't
have any trouble deciding how much they
don't like each other.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27
WHY TIE PLANS WE'RE CHANGED

From the Chicago Post
They had met at Narragansett Pier.
81 thought you said you preferred the
mountains to the seashore," remarked the
girl in blue.
"Oh, that was before papa consented to
let me get dainty little $25 bathing -suit,"
was the reply.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Congressman Underwood kept strictly to
commercialism on Board of Trade day, but
Senator Morgan and Governor Johnston in
dulged in sly attacks upon one another
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Chief Justice Chambers is coming home.
but he is coming home fully justified in his
decisions and policy as a kingmaker and
general umpire.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Let the news go to every county in the
state that a state fair will be held in this
city next October, and that it is to be the
best fair the state has ever known.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

The administration would like to bounce
the round robbiners. but 1t dares not.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Shipping on the great lakes is overber-
dened with business, although rates are
higher than they have been in ten years.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

The Union Springs Herald sees a way to
party harmony in the reelection of both
Governor Johnston and Senator Morgan.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Coffee and nervousness made Dewey sick
before the battle of Manila, and gunpowder
did as much for the Spaniards.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Senator Tillman says politics in his state
is so unanimous 1t is monotonous. He
should move to this state
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Music pays well some times. Johann
Strauss left a great fortune.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Hawaii leads all of the rest of the coun-
try in efficient able-bodied volcanoes.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Ice cream poisoning is kin to Yellow
Jack, for it turns the skins of the victims
very yellow"
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Alabama coal and iron-ore properties are
about the liveliest articles in the market
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

There are no insane Indians to occupy
the government asylum In Indian territory.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Secretary Root can electnfy the country
by sending at once General Miles to the
Philippines.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27
Ambassador White and Mark Twain

Andrew J. White, American ambassador
to Berlin, when he last met Mark Twain
in that city renewed an old friendship with
the author. Knowing the latters aversion
to the German language. however, he
amused himself by combining his CONVERSE
ton to that tongue. you seem to like Ger
man. said Twain. I've been reading
again your article on it and think Of re-
turning to English" said Mr.. White, who
speaks German 1uently. but with marked
accent 1.-THE Germans will be glad" said
Twain. "but they don't deserve such good
luck"
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Mr.. Bryan says all democrats who stand
on the Chicago platform look alike to him.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27
NO ONE HAS a MORTGAGE ON IT

Do we want a second Kentucky squabbl
in this state?
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27
Lincoln and the Quaker

Here is a story of President Lincoln, OBJ
tanned by Curtis of the Chicago Record.
from the late Judge Carter, who was a
member of congress from Cleveland during
the war and one of Mr. Lincoln's most in
innate friends. 1t relates to Quaker
philanthropist from Philadelphia who did
not have a hair on his head. but took a
great interest in public affairs and was
constantly calling at the white house in
behalf of somebody or other who happened
to be in trouble. and took up a great deal
of Mr.. Lincolns time. The president
treated him with great courtesy, although
his patience was frequently tried. One day
when the philanthropist was particularly
verbose and persistent and refused to de-
part, although he knew that important
delegations were waiting, Mr. Lincoln sud-
denly rose, walked over to g. wardrobe in
the corner of the cabinet chamber and took
bottle from the shelf. Handing it to the
visitor, he remarked
did you ever use this stuff on your
head?"
mo, sir; never did,
"Well," remarked Mr. Lincoln, at advise
you to try it, and if at first you don't sue
coed keep it up. They say it's good
thing to make the hair grow. Take this
bottle with you and come back in six
months and tell me how it works.
The astonished philanthropist covered his
polished pate with his broad brimmed hat
and left the room, while Judge Carter
coming in with the next delegation found
the president over in the cornor doubled
up with laughter at the success of his
strategy, and before he could proceed to
business the story had to be told.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Otis a man who is not presidential posi-
hilitY.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

The rapacity of the Canadians can not
estrange the two great Anglo-Saxon ma
lions.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Mr.. BANDS old district is to be stoutly
contested by the republicans.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27


principles. he will support the republican
candidate. Democrats in Vermont are few
and far between.
Coffee and nervousness made Dewey sick
before the battle of Manila, and gunpowder
did as much for the Spaniards.
Senator Tillman says politics in his state
is so unanimous it is monotonous. He
should move to this state
Ice cream poisoning is kin to Yellow
jack for it turns the skins of the victims
very yellow"
Secretary Root can electnfy the country
by sending at once General Miles to the
Philippines.
The administration has found in fussy
Otis a man who is not presidential possi-
bility
The rapacity of the Canadians can not
estrange the two great Anglo-saxon ma
tions
Mr.. Bryan says all democrats who stand
on the Chicago platform look alike to him.
There are no insane Indians to occupy
the government asylum In Indian territory.
Alabama coal and iron-ore properties are
about the liveliest articles in the market.
Hawaii leads all of the rest of the coun-
try in efficient able-boded volcanoes.
Mr.. Bands old district is to be stouty
contested by the republicans.
Do we want a second Kentucky squabble
in this state?
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-07-27

Cupid has replaced the god of war with
Major Marchand. and it is announced that
the Fashoda hero has fallen in love with
Mile. Cherfls, daughter of Colonel Cher
fills of l ne Seventh Dragons, crack cav
airy regiment stationed at Fontainebleu.
The colonel is a multi-Iniilionaire, but
money, however. does not enter into the
question, as the hero undoubtedly could
have married almost any woman in France,
including some of the greatest titles.
The commandant, contrary to reorts, did
not leave Paris until last night. He passed
around Rennes, not stopping in the city en-
route to Antrain. where he is the guest of
lie Herrisse, the fanatical nationalist dep
uty of this city: Marchand is known to be
bitterly anti-Dreyfusard and blames Drey-
fus for the loss of Fashoda. The host him
self spends his time iamenting.
The continued delay in paying Marchand
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
REMARKABLE CASE
Is Offering Paris Much Diversion.

PARIS, March e.-The trial of Nine.
Bisnchini, who is charged with trying
to poison her husband, is now in its
third day, and as is usually the case
when conjugal relations are reviewed
in French court it is furnishing
Parisians with a diverting comedy.
Bianchini is q. scene painter for the
Opera Comique.
The remarkable feature of the case
is that Bianchini is quite indignant
that his wife should be charged with
poisoning him, and in his examination
he testified warmly to her virtues and
good heartedness.
The jury today returned a verdict of
guilty with extenuatinR circumstances.
The prisoner was sentenced to five
years Imprisonment at hard labor.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
SELLING TO BROKERS
The Central Passage Association
Again Tackles The Ticket
Question:

CHICAGO. ILL.,, March S.-The Cen
trail Passenger association is in session
today to further consider the question
of preventing the sale of tickets to
brokers. The rules of the association
prohibit any of the lines selling tickets
to brokers ,and recently it was proposed
that the chairman of the association
sendsa circular to- all ticket agents
instructing them to strictly observe
the rule.
Thefquestion arose as to the right of
the ticket agent to refuse to sell q
ticket to a broker who was willing to
pay the full price. and with this ques-
tion the attorneys of the roads have
been wrestling for some time. Various
plans are proposed for preventing the
short line rate tickets from falling into
the brokers' hands, but 80 far none of
them appears to be able to stand test
in the courts.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

CONSTABLE SAM KARR,


Pierce, the merchant of Alamogordo,
who does q small banking business, or
rather accepts deposits as an accom-
mod alton to parties who have no safe,
for $191 05, and went to the bank here
and drew currency on the draft.
When the draft reached AlamogOr-
do, Mr.. Pierce wired that Mr.. Evans
had but eighty odd dollars to his cre-
dit. The cashier of the bank, after in
vestigating Mr.. Evans account and
finding that he had but S12 left to his
credit, at once saw Mr.. Evans, who
stated that the money was certainly at
Alanogordo by that time to protect
the draft, as he had sent some money
there. This was on yesterday. Mr..
Evans further stated that he would call
this morning to see if everything was
all right.
However, Mr.. Evans failed to call
and inqu uiry at the Center Block, where
he had been stopping, revealed the
fact that he had paid his bill there
early this morning and gone away.
Those interested concluded that he had
left on the Sierra Madre train, as that
is the only train leaving here at so
early an hour.
Mr. Evans was q highly respected
citizen in Alamogordo, and parties
from there feel that he will yet turn
up and straighten up his accounts. The
bank also feels that it can hardly be
possible that Mr.. Evans has decamped
with the intention of beating them out
OF this small amount. He was man
of good habits and it is not thought by
away or spent it in any vicious n an
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
A. F. EVANS MISSING.
He Was A Prominent Merchant Oh
AIamogordO.

A. G. Evans, who for a year or more
has been doing hardware business
in AlsmoRordo, about month age
sold out to a Mr.. Snodgrass. At the
time of his sale he paid several bills in
Ell Paso. leaving some small amounts
unpaid.
During his term of business in Ala
mogordo he carried very nice balance
with one of our local banks. AT one
time be borrowed some mouey of the
bank and gave a good business man as
security. When the note became due
it Is understood that he renewed same,
without any security. The renewed
note did not become due until yester-
day After he sold cut he kept good
deposit on hand with sthe bank, but
lately drew it out.
A few days ago he made draft on
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
ALL NATIVE OFFICIALS
Were Retained And No Fur
ther Trouble Is Ex-
pected In That
Quarter.

MANILA, Mar. S.-General Hale is
Withdrawing his troops, and the insur.
gents occupied their lost ground dur
ing the night.
Nineteen sharpshooters were capt
ured within our lines by Captain Links
of an Idaho company. Private Champ
lain, of company M, 14th infantry
while doing outpost duty was mistaken
for Filipino during the night and was
own company.
The Negros and Cebu expeditions
were landed without opposition. The
native civil officials were retained by
the Americ an administration.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
THE CODY TRIAL
Proceeds In Albany.

ALBANY. N. Y, March S.-The
trial of Mrs. Cody, the alleged black
mailer of the Gould heirs, was resum-
ed today. The court room was crowd
ed, many prominent local society
women being present 1t is probable
the trial will be concluded today.
Mrs. Cody WAS recalled to the stand.
She was asked concerning certain let
ters which had passed between her and
Mrs. J. F. Pierce, the alleged child of
Jay Gould. Helen Gould was again
Or eSept,
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
Ell PASO, TEXAS, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 8, 1892

pened and strange to say no one was
seriously injured. The enginemen and
baggage AGENT were hurt After re-
versing the engine and applying the
air the engineer jumped but the fire
man remained with the engine.
News OF the wreck was sent to Chi
huahua and a wrecking outfit was sent
to the scene of the accident in short
order. AT O'Clock this morning the
track was repaired and the passenger
train resumed it's journey north, arriv-
ing at this point at I o'clock this morn
ing.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
Deaths At Manila.

WASHINGTON, Mar. S.-Gen. Otis
cables to the war department from Ma
nila today that Corporal George A.
Abbott, company D, 22d infantry, fell
overheard from the transport Senator
during the storm on the morning of
February 8, and was drowned. Efforts
to recover the body were unsuccessful.
He also cables list of casualties
among washington and Oregon Sol
diera
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
THE ANARCHISTS
Remembered In Chicago by a Labor
Union.

CHICAGO. March S.-During today 8
session of the Bakers and Confection-
ers union the proposition.t remove
the Bakers Journal, the official organ,
from Brooklyn to some western city,
caused heated discussion. The mat
ter was not definitely settled.
This afternoon the delegates went in
q ,body to Waldheim cemetery and
placed floral offerings on the graves of
the Haymsrket anarchists.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
Building Permits,

Building permits were issued today
as follows:
J Stolaroff $34OO residence on lots 10
and ii, block 2, Ssttersth waite's ad-
dition.
Mrs. F. Bacon $500 residence on lots
and block A Hart's.
Title Howard $l5, 600 residence on
lots It's and 178 block SO Mills, 'front.'
ing on Utah street south of Over
land
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
MEARS SELECTED
To Attend the international Cy-
C1lStS' Association.

PITTsBURG, Pa, Mar. 8.-The ap-
pointment of Charles w. Mears, Cleve-
land representative of the L. A. w., to
attend the Intern atlonal Cyclists
association was made pub
lie by President Keenan today.
The appointment has special signi-
fcance this year in view of the fact
that the annual meeting of the L. G. A.
will be held in Montreal in August and
international cham pionships will be
decided at the race meet there.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
Funeral TODAY.

The remains of the infant son of Mr..
and Mrs. w. A. Wilson, who died yes
terday of pneumonia, we're shipped to-
day to Phoenix by Ross for interment.
Funeral services were held today at
30 o'clock at the residence, COL Mesa
avenue, after which the beresved par
ents took the train to Phoenix with
their dead. They have the sympathy
of wide circle of friends.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
BISHOP WARREN

Is Recovering After an Operation.
BUENOS AYRES, March 8.-Bishop
Warren of Denver WAS operated upon
Monday for appendicitis. Though the
operation was difficult, he withstood it
we'll, and his condition is now satisfac-
fnrv
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
WRECK ON THE CENTRAL
The North Bound Passenger Train
Ditched at 4:3O Yesterday .Af-
tprnOOn

When the north. bound passenger
train on the Mexican Central due here
at 1880 last evening reached point 81
kilome tiers this side of chihuahua the
front trucks OF the engine jumped the
track and with the baggage car and
third-class car went into the ditch.
The train was going at high rate
of speed at the time the accident hap
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
Photo by Bushong & Feldman

mand of five cruisers and proceed to
San Nun bay, which he is to secure by
force, and also to demand apologies
from the Chinese government for re-
fusing to lease San Nun as q cosling
station apd naval base to Italy.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
ALFRED AUSTIN
Sends Message to Kipling's Faith

er.
LONDON, March 8.-Alfred Austin.
poet laureate, telegrsphed j. Book
wood Kipling, father of Rudysrd Kip
ling, as follows:
"I rejoice that your gifted son is out
of danger. Had he succumbeo literature
and patriotic sentiment would indeed
b ave had cause to mourn"
NEW YORK, March S.-The 2:3O bull
letin this afternoon says that Kipling
continues to improve. He has a slight
fever, not dangerous.
It is said the body Of little Josephine,
his daughter, will be cremated this af-
ternOOn
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

Mrs. II. Chase of JuareZ gave very
pleasant luncheon at her home Monday
afternoon. Those attending were Mrs.
F. Smith, Mrs. S. Il. Comfort, Mrs. W.
A. Place, Mrs. T. Schsper, Mrs. A.
Mueller, Mrs. Ramsey, Mrs. Jordon,
and Miss Higgins.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
TELLER COUNTY BILL
Passed The House Without Excite
ment.

DENVER, March S.-The Teller
county bill passed the house today.
There was no excitement. Several
members heretofore antagonistic
changed their votes and the bill pass
ed twenty eight nays to thirty-seven
aV6s.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
WANTS DAMAGE.
triCt Court to Compel Us. CraW.
ford Paw Him $1,000.

Today in the district court Charles
Msydwell, through his attorney Hon.
P. 81. Clarke, fled suit in the district
court against ]. J. Crawford for S17 900
damages,
The damage suit resulted from the
assault upon the architect as told in
yesterdays HERALD.
Maydwell is still confined to his bed
and will probably not be out for some
weeks.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
Cornelius Vanderbilt III.

NEW YORK Mar. S.-Cornelius Van
derbilt has been confined to his home
for several days with muscular rheum-
atism, but is better today. He will
take trip abroad for his health in
about q month.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

York today. He has travelled about
35, 900 miles in all since he left Eng
land. The trip is regarded as having
been bighiy successful.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
PRINCESS DYING

In Honolulu of Rheumatism of the
Heart.
SAN FRANCISCO, Calf, March s.
The steamer Alameda has arrived
with the information that the Princess
Kaiulsni was dying of rheumatism of
the heart in Honolulu. When the ves-
sci left port the princess was not ex-
pected to live "a hours.
The Alameda reports everything
quiet at Apis, Samoa. Matasfa was at
tn head of the provisional government
but the sentiment of the natives was
changing n favor of Malietoa Tanus.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
THE POPE VERY WEAK
He Will At Once Appoint the New
Cardinals.

ROME, Mar. S.-The pope has been
left by his illness in q weakened and
depressed state. He thinks he can not
find strength to resist another illness,
and he is therefore anxious to create
the required number of new cardinals
sOOn
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
A POISONED EGG
Used By the Cook to Make Bread.

Used By the Cook to Make Bread.
HUNTINGTON, w. Va, March s.
Mrs. B. w. Burnside placed some pois-
on in an egg to kill rats. The cook
found the egg and made bread with it..
The family ate the bread, and the cook
and four mem bers of the family are in
a critical condition. with little hope of
any OF them recovering.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
River Still Rising.

still rising slowly, getting further into
the Streets
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
LORD BERESFORD
Alas Reached England After Cir
cling the Globe.

SOUTHAMPTON, March 8.-Lord
'Chas. Beresford arrived from New
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
Metal Market.

NEW YORK, Mar. Stopper today
17.75 bid. uOthers unchanged.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
CHICAGO Ex-Chief Dead,

CHICAGO, Mar. S.-John M. Kenne-
dy, ,ex-chief of police, is dead aged "a.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
THE CUT RATE MET
The Rock Island Is Not To Be Out
done.

OMAHA, Mar. 8.-The Rock Island
road in order to meet the latest cut by
the Northern Pacific, put on sale today
one fare round trip tickets to Colorado
and Wyoming points, good till March
21st.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
Judge Hayward Elected Senator.

LINCOLN, Mar. S.-Judge Hayward,
the republican caucus nominee was
today elected senator from Nebraska
to succeed Allen.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

3 Doz. Fresh Eggs so cts. El Paso
Grocery Co.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-09-15

Deputy Commissioner Maloney couldn't he found
Mr. Heating was called up by telephone, and the
card was read 10 him. He was furious and after
directing that Mr. Maloney should be sent 10 his
Office I'm the Park Row Building. as soon as nc
appeared he called up the Coroner.s Office In The
Rronx II is said the lie passed on both SIDES
while the telephone wires along the line resounded
like harp strings. c ,,,.,
outing ticket was g.. and the workmen asked 10
paw that amount earn only Sl2 a week by working
six days I'm the week. while as rule tney rarely
get more than three four days Work IN DuSy
lines II IA asserted that the card signed ~ Coro
ner NicOwen was looked upon as a threat that any
laborer In the Department Of Highways VINO did
not go on the outing would lose his job lf ne ald
he would be paid q days work although enjoying
himself at College Point II was said that numhers
of the laborers dd pay the s. ma went on the out
ing yesterday -, -
When Mr. Heating was asked about the converse
ton over the telephone he remarked that the CIR
cumstances were such TO warrant the most
righteous I'm swearing or doing something worse
Coroner NcOwen said he had no time 10 DISCUSS
such foolish matters. &c.,, .,
park commission Moehus characterized the
whole affair as a contemplate trick. by which II
was intended to force laborin9 men 10 pay - ouO
of Sl2 week for n days outing