Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1899-03-06

along in June for to take the harrer
home, the ole man said he b'lieved he
was good for Is more years yet.
''Jim an his wife heerd it, an 'twasn t
long after that before Jim's wife begin
to fix for settlin the old folks hash.
She got awful mad because the ole man
chawed terbaccer, an she Jes' cOuldn t
stand it, nohow, an she couldn't eat
at the table with either of 'em because
they ct with their knives, an she made
'em move into one O the back shed
rooms because their snorin disturbed
her, an when, about a month ago the
ole woman got sick, she jes' ripped an
she sno1ted, Jims wife did, an said
they d better hunt some other quarters,
for she was plum tired O waitin on
'em.
S'When the ole man heerd that he
materially chimed in, an 'twan't long
before she was a-screamin an goin into
highstrikes, an sayin that she was in
suited in her own house, an other
things like that.
''Jim, he heerd the row, an he come
this no longer. You n mall halter git
out. Awful backwoodsy Teller, Jim
was. Always seemed like he couldn' {
take no polish.
'''Git out? Well halter git out, will
WEI? yells the ole man, an before you
could morn n wink he jumps on to Jim
an throws i'm down, an recht up along
the wall for the Vaughn whip that was
hangin up under the gun, 'lowin to use
the handle on Jim.
'EThe whip was outen reach, but he
grabbed the tongs that was hangin up
at the end O. the chimbley board, an
he give that boy sech larrupin with
them tongs as amt never been herd
on in this part O. the moral heritage
''He beat Jim, the ole man did, till
he promised to deed the place back, an
then he set on i'm an held i'm down
while one O. the hands went for Squire
Diggs an some witnesses, an one Of 'em
was me. The minute the deed was
made the ole man says TO jim Now
bring the Vaughn roun', an be quick
about it, too, for you're goin to light
out tonight. The ole woman an mes
gittin middlin anxious to have the
place to ourselves. Step lively, now
can Jim, he moved into that cabin
on the Hi Walters place. .
cit pears to me like it was all the
fault O. Jim's wife, said old man
Bolivar refectively. eff man once
begins to allow his wife to boss, there
ain t no help for him after that. Jim
never had no sperrit nohow.
''That's the way it strikes me- re-
joined Mr.. Teakwood meditatively.
l. L - L H.
in the first place or you might as well
let 'em alone. Women's queer critters,
the best you can do with 'em, an if you
oncet let 'em git the upper hand they re
agoin to keep it, you hear me. IF it
had a-been me that married that wife
O Jim's, [ would a-stood up before her
the very first day, an says [, Now,
Vangyleen that's the name she goes
by-'I'm willing to be accommydatin
on all occasions, but when [ set my foot
down it's sot, an it amt no use to try
to make me go any other way. I'm the
head O thissher fam ly, you kin depend
on that.
Into the silence that fell as the soft
drawl ceased came the cry of the whip
poorwill, sent back in softer echoes from
thrust into sight at the doorway, it's
sunburned ccuntenance all one wide
grin, and the boy accompanying the
head suggested as he came into full
view:
"Pa, they was a-lookin for you up at
the house.
els that so?'' cried the stern disciple
marian, rising with such celebrity that
he stepped on the cat. 81 reckon I'd
better be a-goin. I'd a-gone before now
if I'd a-knowed that Ellen was a-lookin
for me. %
81 reckon I'd better be a-goin, too, "
said old man Bolivar, glancing appre
hensively along the shadowy road. 81
didn't let Mandy know when I was
a-comin, an she might be uneasy. -
Buffalo Times.