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The evening times., 1899-03-21
DON'T FAIL TO CONSULT

The Noted and Gifted Southern Rainist and Mind
reader this lady is much in ntiHtle' SO her and
be convinced. She Will tell you Whist will han
pen to YOU in the future. FLORENCE JUDSOS
IlI2 G. St NV. Fee, 81. uhI9-7t
The evening times., 1899-03-21
SITUATIONS wAxrED-FEmALE.

WANTED BY an experienced dressmskcr. waists,
s. up; skirts. $3.50 up till Easter. 1860 St
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The evening times., 1899-03-21
FOR HIRE.

sloo-FULL DRESS SUITS FOR HIRE. sl,oo. at
JULIUS CoHEN'S.- 1loa 9TH ct. nv. ia4.h
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
PATENT MEDICINE ADS.

lid y ever i'll the Springtimc, wiicn the trees
was gettin' green,
Feel full of funny symptoms il your stomach
and your spleen,
Feel pains all sliOotin' tlrOu:si, you an your
skin all hot and dry,
The air all full o meats an things, a flontin'
fore your eye;
Did y ever set the vertigo am almos' tumble
down,
With your liver feclin' yellow and YOUR mouth
Did y ever sit and wonder what twas made sou
feel SO bad,
In TIL springtime when you're rcndin' of TIL
patent medicine ad.
They re about the slickcst fellers, them, that
ever showed Il pen,
That write them advertisements for Ill patent
medicine men,
Jest take alot o. symptoms an Il batch o prin-
tiers ink,
An they write Il solemn warning that'd scare Il
man to drink.
an you cant sit dOwn an read 'cm but the first
thing that sou know,
You've got the most amazin' pains c%avortin' to
and fro,
An sou feel as though you're nccdin' of some
tonic mighty bad.
In the springtimo when a readin' of tn patent
medicine ad.
I've seen Il fe!lor healthy as Il trottin' horse an
strong,
Without Il single organ of his system workin'
wrong,
jos read one advertisement and fall into Il de-
cline,
An imagined he had iciclcs Il rubin of his
An think his head was tllrobbin an his stomach
out O. gear,
An buxzin' rumblin' noises oil a singin' in his
In the springtime, from til rcadin' of a patent
med cine nd.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
Fish Culture in North Dakota.

Fish Culture in North Dakota.
Editor Tribune: Another carload of
live fish has been secured and planted in
our state waters on twenty different or
ders from various parts of the state,
reaching from the southern to the north
ern border, Spiritwood, Devils and
Stump lakes receiving the largest part
of the fish. The car contained 10000
fish, 1900 of which were black bass.
They were taken from the Mississippi
river at Bellevue, Iowa, and were fur
nished by the u. s. fish commissioner
on an application from this department..
The national government has thirty
eight fish hatcheries and stations, and
also joint hatcheries in connection with
q number Of states. The output is large.
Besides this, fish are taken direct from
the rivers of the country. The four fish
carr owned by the government are en-
ployed much, if not all Of the time, in
the collection and distribution Of fish.
And still the demand from the different
states and territories is much greater
than the supply. Hence the national
fish commissioner is obliged to exercise
rigid economy in the distribution of fish,
many large and deep lakes often receiv-
ing but 100 to 800 fish. This applies to
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25

Wdutou tl1o CdplCal ClCy TO DC outcome Dy
no other city in the state and he believed
all of the companies passing through
the city should be properly greeted and
entertained while here.
After the adoption of the resolution,
Chairman Winchester spoke of the gen
eral deep interest in tho matter If a re-
ception to the company and he asked for
the cordial support and assistance of all
in carrying the plan through success
fully.
COMMITTEES.
In announcing the committees, the
chairman of the committee desires it un-
derstood that the committees are named,
merely that there may be organization,
to carry on the work of each department
but every Il whether named as a
committeeman or not is expected to as
sist with the work, and the citizens of
the whole city constitute themselves as
a committee of the whole to see that the
reception and entertainment of the SOL
diers is successful:
Refreshments-Mrs. e. G. Patterson.
Mrs. j. P.Dunn, Mrs. W. S. Moorhouse,
Mrs. P. G.. Remington, Mrs. J. A. Nc
Lean, Mrs. P. Il. Wilcox, Mrs. W. A.
Falconer, MI. j. A. Field, Mrs. Barney
Flynn, Mrs. H. L. Nicholson, Mrs. S. II.
Scott, Mrs. Jerry Plants, Mrs. J. A.
Rhodes, Mrs. Oscar Ward, Mrs. e. H.
Sperry, Mrs. w. A.. Dillon, Miss HilGa
Satterlund, Mrs. G. d. Edick, Mrs. G. J.
Fiield, Mrs. FIR. Smyth, Mrs. NJ. Eppin-
ger, John Holman, j. A. Barnes, j. w.
Burkett, w. F. C%ochrane, Henry Tatley,
A. Healy, John G. SWEET, George Guss,
ner, H. w. Richholt.
Finance-C. B. Little, I. P. Baker,
Jos. Hare, Austin Logan, George WEIGH,
NJ: Eppinger, 3. G. Patterson, G. D.
Edick, H. P. Bogue, Louis Larson, P. G..
Remington, Charles Kupitz, John F.
Fort, p. S. Allen, Amos Robidou, E. G.
Taylor, Frank Donnelly.
Executive-W. H. Winchester, Alex,
Hughes, e. H. Sperry, A. r. Patterson,
William H. Webb, Jr., T. H. Poole, w
s. Moorhouse, j. d. Mcdonald, W. A,
Falconer, G. A. Ballard; M. H. Jewell,
secretary.
Entertainments. w. Foley, who will
act as toastmaster; r. N. Stevens, G. A.
Rawlings, A. N. Leslie, Miss Fannie
Dunn: Mrs. Fred Conklin, Cora M,
Strauss, Mrs. r. L. Best, Mrs. M. H,
Jewell.
Decoration-J. F. Wallace, Duncan
McGillis, W. T. Best, Edith Wakeman
Bessie Waggoner, Edith Skeels, Bessie
Briggs, Collie Dietrich, Edna Boucher
E. A. Hughes, P. Ntzhugh,, William
Moore, Il. S. Burt, A. Van Horn, G. H
Phelps.
Printing-M. H. Jewell, R. D. Hoskins
NJ. J. Mckenzie, John Dolan, N. N. Cor.
such.
Reception-Governor F. B. Fanche,
Gen. E. S. Miller, z. A. Williams, J. NJ
bartholomew, N. f. Boucher, W. A.Ben.
tley, John Satterlund, A. G. McGillivray
J. A. Field, Edgar Tibbles, Mrs. w. p
Moffet, Mrs. F. G. Holley, Mrs. G. M
Dahl, j.. w, Gregg, o. H. Will, T.. j
Tulley, 81. r. Porter, F. II. Register, FIR
Smyth, M. P. Skeels, r. L. Best, Oscar
Ward, M. FL. Burton, j. H. Marshall
D. G. Mclean, FIG. Grambs, S. G. Smith
G. w. johnson, Chas. A. johnson, j
Il. Gage, Walter Shelton, Joseph Wood
Music-T. H. Poole, j. F. Philbrick.
Mrs. B, Klaus, Mrs. A. D. Lucas.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
HERE'S NINE; WHERE'S YOURS?

The state is divided into seven Judi
cial districts, with a strong committee in
each district.
in the Devils Lake district, Senator
Hansbrough is chairman; Capt. Her
man, mayor of the city, is treasurer; O.
A. Whipple, Maj. Maglone, Col. Creel
and other we'll known citizens are active
members.
1.-Two thousand badges were sent to
this committee last night, to be distrib-
uted and sold over this district.
an the Grand Forks district, c. j.
Fisk, judge of the district court, is treas
urer for the state. He has appointed
the chamber of of the city of
Grand Fork to look after every detail
and work the district. One thousand,
three hundred and twenty-five tickets
were sent to him yesterday, and 1000
will go today: SO that all that is neces-
sary in that locality is to call on Steve
Collins and the chamber of
for particulars-the Judge, in his re-
marks, said that "Stcve" would bring in
anything wanted.
SIN the Bismarck district, 1900 badges
have been sent to Judge Winchester, at
Bismarck, and the active people of the
Missouri slope will return $1,000 for
them in a short time.
1.-Two thousand badges have been sent
to Judge Sauter, in the Walsh and Penn
bina county districts, to be sold by a
strong committee there, of which Sena-
tor Cashel is chairman.
1.-Two thousand have been sen to
Judge Glaspcll, at Jamestown: 1000 to
Judge Lauder, of Wahpeton, and 1000
to the county auditor of Barnes county,
at Valley City, and 500 to the county
auditor at Dickinson.
"All these badges will be put in the
hands OF the most responsible parties
and the sale pushed as rapidly as posi-
bic, and when sold, a statement and re-
turn may he made to Judge Fisk, at
Grand Forks.
"In Judge Pollock's district, compos-
ing Cass, Trail and Steele counties, Col.
w. H. Robinson, Of Mayville, will not
only look after the work, but will act as
general counsel and director for the
state. AS it only takes 5 cents for each
inhabitant, or % cents for each voter,
the colonel looks on raising the necessary
amount as mere child's play; as all that
is necessary to get the money forthwith
is to give the people a chance to give it."
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
TO THE SOLDIERS
Movement for the Proper Entertainment
of the Returning Soldiers
is Begun.
Committee Named to Have Charge of
the Several Features of the
Reception.
To Receive the Soldiers.

Notwithstanding the Indictment
weather Saturday night a number of
citizens gathered at the court house to
discuss the matter of the reception Of
the soldiers on their return to the city.
A number of ladies were present at the
meeting.
Judge Winchester called the meeting
to order and stated its object and was
selected as chairman of the meeting,
with NJ. H. Jewell secretary.
MI. r. N. Stevens offered the follow
ing resolution. which WAS adopted:
Resolved, That>tle chairman of this
meeting Judge w. H. Winchcster) and
the secretary M. II. Jewell) be elected
president and secretary of an %organiza-
ton hereby formed for the purpose of
properly receiving and entertaining the
members of Company A, N. D. w., and
that the president be authorized to ap-
point the following Committees:
Executive-to consist of 8 members
besides the president and secretary of
this meeting who shall act as chairman
and secretary of said committee.
Reception-to consist of 80 members.
Decoration-to consist of Is members.
Printing-to consist of 5 members.
Refreshment-to consist of 30 mem
bers.
Entertainment-to consist of 9 men,
bers.
Finance-to consist of II members.
And that the executive committee
when appointed be authorized to appoint
six vice presidents of the organization.
Mr.. Stevens spoke of the necessity of
having some plan of organization and
the hard work necessary to be done in
order to give the members Of the COM
pany a proper reception and the advis-
ability of dividing the work up among
committees.
Farmer Wallace spoke of the patriot
ism of the boys, and said they should be
given the best the land affords. He be-
lieved that the county and city should
share the expense of the reception, and
make it thoroughly successful. He
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
SOME PRAIRIE BREEZEs.
POOR JIM.

In a New England commonwealth, while knock
ing round for strength and health,
boarded with n widow dame, (of course I cant
An acid creature, saunt and grim, who lived
alone with one son, jim.
a frcckled, awkward, rcd-haircd chap, not
Of luxury, or taught to know affections
And 81 my rose.hued fancy's dreams were
rudely shattered by the screams
Wild from the wood-shcd forth which came.
And then my stern. ascctic dame.
Smoothing. the wrinkles from her lap and
waving high Il leatllcrn strap,
Emerged, and said in accents grim: Feel bet
ter now. I've padded jim"
Day in, day out, that same assault, what Ger
the wrong or whose tho fault.
If any boarder sought by night to liquidate his
My acid widow from her grief in flcgging Jim
found swift relief.
that awkward little runt.
The beef was tough, the bread was burncd-at
once my lady quickly turned,
like fingers gobbled him,
Swift to the woOd-shcd bore him out, aloft
she swung ller %leatl,crn knout,
And then emerged, tall, sour and grim: Feel
better now, i". padded Jim."
Poor Jim, a child of sores and salve, served as
u constant safety valve.
PcrhIps my lady angcrcd came from quarrel
with some ncishbor' dame.
Or .wOrsted in some church debate; arose, per-
chancc, a little late;
The butchers bill was doomed too large; the
grocer's thrilling over charge
Conspired to rouse my lady's ire her lips were
drawn, her eyes flashed fire,
Straishtway the lucklcss Jim was sought, the
strap from out the kitchen brought.
Jim laid across his mothcr'slup; shrill whistled
then the %lcatlcrn strap,
Until she breathcd in accents grim: Feel bet
ter now, I've padded Jim"
But once my ]ndy's accents shrill were silcuccd
sho was stricken i'll:
Her lungs distressed, she strovc for breatil, and
lowered between life and death.
The doctors pondered i'll dismay; they held no
To save my lady's life. More grim and gaunt
she grew. and little Jim
Was called to- say. his last goodbye. She spicd
him with a brighter eye,
Swift seized him, drew him cross her lap and
called the nurse to Bring the strap.
At eve, the doctor calling round, miraculous
Improvement found,
II feel" she whispered low to him, much bet.
ter since / padded jim"
The years flew by and brought surccase of woe
And as he dropped an orphans tear and stood
rcsretful by her bier.
II hope" said he 'nauglit may arise in that
bright mansion in tho skies
10 rntttc mothers temper much while I an
here beyond her clutch.
'For while her church instruction might have
taught her what is Just and right
For angels doing and what wrong, ] fear amid
that heavenly tllrong,
Great CONSERVATION might be wrought and
wofnl Indignation brought
10 have her grab and paddle him, some cherut
there, instead of Jinl."
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
EASILY SETTLED.

The century was closing fast
When through this great broad land
there passed
A man who bore along the line
A great big lettered canvas sign
men Wanted"
He passed a vacant soup house door
And still the sign he proudly bore.
And as he marched he did stampede
Most every hobo who could read:
"Men Wanted"
The farmers stacking up their shocks,
The shipping men out on the docks,
The railroads all, the factories,
All echoed it upon the breeze:
"Men Wanted"
An orator from out the Platte
Was babbling through his tattered hat
When swift the big sign passed him by
And loud rang out that same old cry:
""Men Wanted"
''Who sends this messenger about,
Re-echoing that horrid shout?"
The orator indignant cried,
The messenger but this replied:
"Men Wanted
"Who's made a place for all these
men,"
The speaker asked and looked again.
mckinley, sir" the man replied,
Gail DER the nation I have cried:
"Men Wanted
Then said the speaker from the Platte:
"Ill tell you how to settle that.
Elect me president, and then
I'll guarantee more idle men
Than wanted"
ANOTHER CASE OF MISTAKEN
IDENTITY.
1t was 3 a. m.
Jones was returning from the ban
quet.
stealthily he approached the back
door.
He thought he would be safer to
make an entrance that way.
Grim and forbidding the old fash
Toned ice box doomed up in the dark
ness of the back porch. +.
Stealthily he inserted a key in the
Ice box door and shot back the bolt.
He opened the door and stepped
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
THE DIFFERENCE.

Sometimes when Pa gets mad because
I bust some of his household laws,
He says: Look here, you rascal, you,
III whale you, sir, that's what I'll do
An Ma, she just turns up her nose,
An sits there in refined repose,
An higher still her nose she tits,
An Pa don't lick me-he Just wits.
When Ma gets mad because I do
Some little thing she said not to,
She don't talk loud and wild like Dad,
But Just says: Twill, come here. my lad"
An Pa don't get no chance to tilt
His nose-an' Ma, we'll, she don't wilt,
She Just leads Willie boy away
Out to the shed and makes him lay
Acrost her lap-seems just like play,
'Cept Willie don't sit down that day.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
Use Aliens EQQt-Ease in Your Gloves

A lady writes II shake Aliens Foot-Ease
saves my gloves by. absorbing p respiration It
is a most dainty toilet powder" Aliens Foot
Ease makes tight or now shoes easy. Always
cool and comfortable. We invite the attention
of physicians and nurses to the absolute purity
OF Aliens Foot-Easo. All druggists ald shoe
stores sell it, 25c. Sample sent free. Address
5. Olmsted ALEU-, Leroy, N. Y.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
BUDD TAKES A HAND.
Budd Reeve Explains a Plan For North
Dakotans to ADOPT,

Budd Reeve proposes to raise $4,000
to bring the soldiers home.
He explains his plan as follows:
North Dakota has not been making
quite as much noise as some of the other
states, but when the time comes for buy
ing railroad tickets home, they will be
free to the boys just the same.
"Fifteen thousand red, white and blue
badges have been printed on which is
the following:
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
CONFINEMENT.

Live in ~Ioday-nor count tho Futures sorrow
Live in Today-nor dream the Futures pain,
Live i'll Ioday-tllcrc may be no Tomorrow.
Today $ delights thou mayst not know again.
Smile in Today-what e'cr the morrow brings
thee,
Smile in Today-while yet the heart is glad.
Hc thou the sonEstcr that in sIatincss sings free,
Today is bright-Tomorrow may be sad.
To-day Lifc's harp is tuned to songs OF gladncss,
Dcft Happiness The sweetest notes may raise.
And sau-voiccd Memory muurnfui music plays.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
SOLVING THE PROBLEM,

Wore goin' to try to ~civilizc
The Filipinos all.
II every. town Il church will rise
With spire and stecpic tall.
In every school the Golden Rule
Be every day relcurscd.
And yet, you bet. and dont forget,
We're soin' to lick 'em first.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
THE ONLY WAY

"And are many of the Filipinos civ
ilized?' asked the humanitarian of the
returned volunteer.
"About ten thousand pf 'em,
guess" observed the volunteer. 81
think we've killed about that many so
far"
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
MAMMA RULED.

what is the ruling passionS Pa?"
asked Johnny, as he looked up from
his book.
1.-THE ruling passion, Johnny, is
something your mamma has," ex-
planned Papa YEARLY, as he filled the
baby's bottle and went out to haste
the roast.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25

with II foot up on the zinc floor.
"Shrangsh," he muttered. ~"Neyer
notished how low the Smelling was in
the back part of tn housh before"
Dimly the interior rose before his
dancing vision.
"Well, shay" he muttered again.
wonder how Maria com to leave
tn rosh beef and butter and eggsh
and two piesh layin' on the hall tloorw
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
AIISINrERPRETED

GLOW did they come to separator
swell you see he asked her to tell
him with her eyes if she loved him,
and she was cross-eyed, so he mis-
understood her."
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
AT THE LAWN SOCIAL.
"Come into the garden, Maud,
Let us linger on tho lawn"
Wretch! He knew before he spoke,
All the cake and cream were gone.
THE SUFFERING POETS LAMENT

THE SUFFERING POETS LAMENT.
Oh, l-l-l-list
To my t-t-t-tale.
To speak it I've tried,
But / f-~f-f-fail.
And it's t-t.t-tough,
Don't y.y-y-you
Th.th-th-th-think, @
When my pen shutters too.
Now, if you r-read,
You'll s-s.s-see,
That this meters all right,
But the language squeegce.
B-b-beautiful thoughts
/ would like to inscribe,
But I stutter SO much
They won't j-j-j-iibc.
Oh, wh-wh.wh-what
Shall I d-d-d-do7
I'm burning with genius
All th-th.th.through.
But how shall I write,
When I f--f-f-fnd
q got but one word
In a l-l-l-line7
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25

The Only Cure.

Eczema is more than q skin disease,
and no skin remedies can cure it. The
doctors are unable to effect a cure, and
their mineral mixtures are damaging
to the most powerful constitution. The
whole trouble is in the blood, and
Swift's Specific is the only remedy
which can reachsuchdeep-seated blood
diseases.
Eczama hroka ont ON INV daughter. and con.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25

"They don't speak now?"
mo. She sang ooh for a Thousand
Tongues to Sing II night and he said
he wished she had and he had a corner
on the cotton batting supply"
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25

New Rockford is building a $1,000
court house, a;SlO,OO school house and
a 5000 church.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25

suit, until We decided TO Try 8. 8. s., and By tho
time the first bottle was finished, her head be-
gan 70 heal; dozen bottles cured her COM
Is now sixteen years old, and has amagni6cent
growth OF hair. Not . sign of tho dreadful
disease has ever returned.
s,o4Lucas Ave-. 81. Louis, 10.
Don't expect local applications Of
soaps and salves to cure Eczema. They
reach only the surface, while the df.
sease comes from Within. Swift's
Specific :s
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1899-08-25
broke out on my ,dauRhtef, and con.

to spread until
her head was entirely
covered. She was treated
BY several good doctors,
but grsw worse, and the
dreadful disease spread
to her face. III was
taken to two celebrated
health springs. but re-.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-12-01
MANDOLIN COVER.

the same idea may be used for guitar
or banjo, the shape only being altered
to lit the different case.
The material used is felt or fine, firm
cloth, cut in the proper form and pink
ed or embroidered in scallops around
the edge. Along the middle a musical
staff, with notes, Is carefully embrold-
cred with etching silk, and the in
genuity and taste of the maker are
displayed in the selection of the bit of
music inscribed.
OF course it should be in the form in
which music Is written for the particu-
lar instrument the shield is to protect
and, by preference, part of some melo-
dy Of which the player is fond. At
the broader part of the cover there Is
an additional embroidered decoration
OF flowers or conventional designs.
No metallic threads, spangles or
beads ought to be used. as they might
scratch the surface of the instrument.
The shield is lined with plain or tinted
chamois leather, which is fastened to
the outside by lines of machine stitch
Ing.