New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-11-23
N 30
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

pee,dants Of the italian colony Of Philadelpnla
are in nutter OF excitement over the htting up OF
handsome little theatre which Is to be com
r,eted in a few days and devoted to the presen-
tatlon Of the drama in Italian
His Reason-she-why didn't you tip the waiter
JaSS Wall he was so extremely courteous that
he looked like a gentleman -, a.,
sheEWs wha sbd mns link that to offer money
20 y Gentleman for mental services would De an
Observation-Disclosures News
"The Philadelphia Ledger" says gasolene drunk
ards are becoming common among the small boys
:, tho vicinity of North Penn Village and the
dIs,rIc. known as "swamppoodle." For some time
tho polics have been mystifed by finding young
s,.ra fast asleep and in sem-consclous con-
d,tion slowed away IN vacant houses wooosheos
and brickyards. II was finally discovered .ha' the
bovs had become beasty drunk from lnhaI'hs .ho
fumes OF gasolene, and some OF them nave ue
veloped into juvenile debauchees. on sunday
while patrolling his beat. policeman discovered
,o,n0ster mounted on a gasolene lamppost. The
how had large sponge and was obtaining the ma
terial for a Sunday spree
rommv-1 bought this dog to make money out OF
Nils His Sisters Beau-How is that? ,or
Ioh ny nm Ever time you come to see sister.
Hes AWFUL savage.-(ohio State Journal
The hfth centenary of Gutenberg's birthday VIII
he celebrated with much splendor in Mayence next
June under the patronage Of the Grand DUKE OF
Hesse The celebration will have an international
character and In conjunction with 1t an exhibition
&c 10 be held which will be divided into three Sec
lions The historical section Will comprise produc-
lions NJ the art OF printing OF all times and nations.
and also implements and machines for printing. by
which the development OF the letter press printing
can be traced from its commencement The
eraphc section is to give display as compre-
Itosta lane Of thA
eraphc arts in their present state OF perfection.
Tho machIn. section will show tho machinery and
implements for printing II possible, in working or
der In connection with the exhibition a Guten-
berg museum will be founded
Everything works both ways"
"How's THAR
Why doctors say that noises cause nervous
diseases-and I know from my wife's Mysteries
that nervous diseases cause noises."-(Detroit Free
Press.
Frank Brooks. a United States consular attache
Mt Smyrna Asia Minor. writes thus 10 friends In
Kansas
"our only amusement is walking the quay or
sittinR I'm front OF some coffee house drinking
mastc or coffee. One metallic cent buys glass
OF either. Ten mastics equal one Knockout. The
beer would be good, but II is served warm The
people are not educated up TO using ice. except In
very limited quantities That used is In the shape
OF snow brought from the mountains IN winter In
heavy bags. When ice is called for It is brought
in on a saucer and You spoon IT in your glass.
! An ice factory. properly rum would pay Snow is
too dear and OF course. soon mets when exposed
| to the air.
THE women here fine. I don't mean the
natives but the French. Italian and English. All
! nations are represented. and all one needs is an
interpreter. and We have three OF them in the con-
sulate"
women may take the places OF men In Offices "
! she bitterly declared; women may practice at the
! bar; women may preach from the pulpit: women
may vote and hold Office. but s we shall be
handicapped-still We shall be denied one privilege
/ that ali men possess.
J And what Is that he asked.
The glory OF getting names In the papers
/ by challenging the winner whenever there is a big
prizeight.' $50 49,
And She sobbed as II her heart would break-(Chi-
cago Times Herald.
/ A ScllIan advocate charged with fraud re-
Gently sentenced to 1888 years imprisonment.
IN AFTER YEARS.
Just three and thirty years ago
She was a leading lady;
But time runs on apace, you bet
And she is a gay soubrette.
| Just sweet sxteen-maybe.
-(Chicago News