Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1899-03-09
NO. q.
BRIEF HENTION.

and when they are unpacked we will
have the finest line of gents furnishing
goods and mems and boys clothing in
Cameron county. N. SEGER.
Only one in ten of those who Joined
the rush to the gold fields of Alaska
succeeded in bringing home more
wealth thon they possessed at starting,
says an exchange. People hear about
the successful one.
Col. Watterson says that if Bryan is
nominated next year on the old plat
form, nothing more can be done than
to "close the open grave and plant
some flowers above the last remains of
the Democratic party"
A little girl whose mother left her
alone at night, after telling her the
room was full of angels was heard say
ing to her doll: ''Now dollie, you
mustn't afraid. The room is all full of
angels. 1t beats the devil how afraid
am of angels
To protect yourself from the chilly
blasts of March winds, you need good,
serviceable clothing and underwear.
n. Seger's annual spring closing-out
sale is now in progress, and you would
do well to avail yourself of the bargains
he is offering.
The local editor of the Cattaraugus
Times, who is young lady, gets off
the following: ga kiss is a noun,
though generally used as a conjuction;
it is never declined; it is more than
proper; it is not very singular, is gen.
orally used in the plural number and
agrees with me-"
Special meetings are in progress at
Rich Valley church, conducted by the
pastor, Rev. w. Readett In cornec-
ton with these services the last quar-
terly meeting of this conference -year.
for Cameron circuit will be held March
is and 19. Rev. l. Hodgkir.s, of Sala
manca, N. Y, will have charge of the
services. Everybody invited.
The Lock Hav OH Democrat says that
reports IRON. Che Kettle Creek region
are 10 Ut . effect that the construction
Vi 'Ae railroad from Cross Fork to
TestpCrt Is growing brighter every
day, DuriE = the last few months two
Eien h ave beer making an estimate OF
timt ,er on lands in that section, and
gre at deal of this timber has already
cen purchased by the Goodyear
brothers,
There is some talk Of organizing base
5 bali league among towns in this sec
S ton. This should not be allowed %
q end in talk and we respectfully suggest
=, the following as an ideal eight-cluh
e circuit: Mt. Jewett, Kane, Ridgway
st. Marys, Johnsonburg, Emporium
e Port Allegany and Smethport. Repre-
y sentatives from each of these town'
e. should get together and see what cai
be done in The matter.-Smetbpor
Miner
"@ A crank came running into the offic
"a and said that a man swallowed twt
- foot rule and died by inches. TIL
IT, editor started out to learn further pa
ticulars of the DEATH and, meeting D.
,o Martin, told him about the case. q
cd said that's nothing; that he had
ra patient once who swalled a thermom
\, ter and died by degrees. A couple
yo bystanders just then Clipped in. Or
on of them said it reminded him OF a fello
IN down in Kansas who swallowed a pist
,st and went off easy. The other one sa
~ he had a friend in Lacon who took
of quart OF applejack, and died in goo
ed spirits. Chicago Inter-Ocean.
we A female Sam Jones is stirring ii
to- people out in Missouri, says an e
He change. In q sermon recently she sal
,se There is a man in this house who
of untrue to his wife! [ am going
throw this hymn book at him" 81
raised the book as if she was going
throw It, and every man in the hou
aN- but one ducked his head, to avoid t
'"U book. Then she blistered the dodge
VI" and Iauded the one true man. 1t W
afterward learned that he was deaf al
~ dumb. and he would have been frigt
-ih' ened, good man, if ne had only know
that she was to throw the hymn
o"' even at another.
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Notice to odd Fellows.