Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1899-07-08
\ URING a visit to Ireland, / was

| DOSlllOH was wen hAiON II III tAiN ANAS
borhood of Hollow Glen"
1t was in September; the shooting
season had just set in, and the entire
party, with single exception, and that
myself, was composed of Irish gentle
men devoted to the gun.
Among those assembled was Capt.
Conan, who | learned during the con
yersation of the evening, was about
leaving in a few days to join his wife
and daughter, then at Castlerock.
Unrestricted by the society of the
fair sex, we enjoyed ourselves exceed
ingly, and INDUCED rather freely in the
contents of our hosts wine cellar.
The last thing | remember of that
night is my making an effort to respond
to ''our visitor" The next | knew was,
when aroused by.the CHEEKY voice of
Jenny O'Neill, my cousins man-of-a all
work, found myself on the sofa in the
smoking-roOm, whittier | had been car
ried some hours before.
Here's letter for We, sir" said
Jenny.
"All right l replied, reaching my
hand for it.
He gave me the letter, then left the
room.
felt must have slept long time,
as the sun was streaming in at the
windows; and as the light seemed to
aggravate my headache, | merely
glanced at the superscription, and, lay
Ing the letter on chair, proceeded to
draw down the blind. My next thought
was to take a bath; but, seeing the let
ter as | turned from the window, | con-
cluded | would read it first.
sank into a chair and tore 1t open.
throwing the envelope on the table.
What was my surprise on seeing it
| begin:
My Beloved Husband"
The next instant Capt. Conan walked
In and passed me in the direction of the
| fireplace. AS he did so, his eye caught
You miserable, ill-bred puppy!' he
exclaimed. How dare you have the
impudence to open my letters?" snatch
Ing it rudely from my hand as he
spoke.
Smarting under his insulting words,
| sprang up and replied:
I'm justice to myself, | deny having
opened your letter Intentionally. Fur
ther," continued |, trembling with pas
sion, you prove yourself ill-bred and
no gentleman by your vile language"
"What!' he screamed mo gentle
! U
sir! Refuse at your peril!' and he ad-
vanced with uplifted arm.
II never retract," cried /; "but | re-
peat-no gentleman would speak as you
do"
II say you shall, though else I'll
choke the life out of you" springing
toward me as he spoke.
How this would have terminated l
know not, for at this moment Mr.. Far
rel rushed into the room in time to
catch him ere he reached me.
Hold, Capt. Conan!" cried Mr. Far
rel, "Mr. Morton is here as my guest,
and as such l consider it my duty to
protect him from violence"
The captain seemed to see the justice
of this observation, but his fury was
not abated. Turning to my cousin, he
said:
Perhaps you will also consider 1t
your duty to teach him some manners.
He had the impudence to open letter
addressed to me, and instead of offer
Ing an apology, added to his misbe-
havior by saying | was no gentleman.
Here is the envelope" taking 1t from
the table, "plainly addressed to me, and
l caught him in the act of reading its
contents"
However that may be-" replied my
cousin, s'as a relative and friend of
mine. l demand that you treat him as a
gentleman"
"Out of respect TO you and as your
relative, he shall be treated as gentle
man." replied the captain, hotly. $50
l will begin by demanding an apology
from him for opening my letter; also
for saying l was no gentleman, and
that he shall retract that remark"
Regarding the letter." said /, II will
say opened it by mistake for my own
Regarding the remark, shall not re-
tract 1t, and repeat-no gentleman
would use your language, and not apol
ogize for so doing 1t Is from you an
apology is due, and, If given VIII DC
accepted"
Enough" said he. "Mr. Farrell says
you are gentleman. will soon prove
him either right or wrong, by treating
you as one. You will hear from me
during the day." and he strobe from
the house without another word.