Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-09-15
En- ROUTE, June 10, 1890.

pathy.
Thorns are hid among the flowers
Along the path you tread,
Thorns are in the passing hours,
And thorny is your bed.
You are sin the hands of your
friends" and they are quietly working
up your boom. Like Caesar, you are
swearing you don't want the crown,
but you smile graciously on your Anto-
MES, who are offering it. The more
you refuse the more they press you to
receive it and save your country from
wreck and ruin. You are nervous and
reticent; you fear the daggers of Bru-
tus and Cassius. While your friends
are tossing their hats in the air and
shouting "Vive la Candidate!' the low
and the vulgar are "tellin' pack Of
tales" on you. They whisper around
that you are weak in the upper story;
that you are not altogether "the clean
thing sweetened;' that you are deceit
full and totally unreliable; they call
you hog" and "buzzard' and "mangy
cur;" the newspapers skin you from
head to foot, and the little whipper-
snapper politicians make carrion of
your good name. You dare not defend
yourself, lest you be branded as a bully
| All you can do is to smile and fight, not
with guns, but with wind. There are
sweet prospects, sweet birds, and
sweet flowers before you, dear candi'
date. Millions of churches just com
pletcd need new bells, and the commit
tee will soon wait on you for dona-
tion, and you must ANTE up the
dough-" there are also millions of
church organs unpaid for, and Of course
the candidate must bear his share of
the burden; book agents will darken
your horizon, and it is your duty to
carry fountain pen to facilitate sub
scription work; campaign borrowers
will haunt you, softly whispering in
your ear: Sweet spirit, hear my
prayer" You must be ready to go
security and sign every kind of bond
for your triends;' you must not vince
when some enthusiastic fool grasps you
by the hand and twists il and squeezes
it until you can hear the bones pop;
you must go into ecstasies of laughter
when your intoxicated fellow-citizen
stops you on the street and puts his
arm around your neck and blows your
ear full of corn whisky and tobacco
juice, while he whispers to you silly
yarn which he has told you a dozen
times before; you must provide your
self with Sunday school speeches, pic
mic addresses, commencement orations,
Fourth of July pyrotechnics, flaming
eulogie3 on Thomas Jefferson, after
dinner talks at dollar banquets, apos-
trophee to THE Press, "extemporaneous
speeches for conventions, tributes to
music, flights of eloquence on the in
iucnce of women, bouquet accept
ances. and side-splitting anecdotes for
men only; you must have all these on
your tongue-yea, verify, at its very
end; you must carry an affidavit face,
and when you tell political lies, do it
witt, clear conscience, else the muddy
look in your eyes will convict you. The
greatest blessing in politics is to pos
sess the hide of rhinoceros, thorn
proof and dagger-defying; and if you
have kind heart encase it with steel
and hedge it round about with frowns
and dignity. There is nothing like
dignity as protection to the candidate
who has no brains. Throw sympathy
! to the dogs, if you would be great" it
is looked upon by politicians as sign
! of weakness and if you have gratitude
in your heart, strangle it, for the word
gratitude" is not in the bright lexi-
con" OF politics. Stern old Andrew
johnson drove center when he said:
Gratitude is lively sense of favors to
come When James G. Blaine was
/. told that certain prominent gentle
man was opposing him in his convass,
, he said, with twinkle in his eye: -.
: am surprised to hear that, for cannot
remember that ever did him favor. y
But think Mr. Blaine went little toe
far because when l was in politics
found in my humble career many men
who appreciated honors conferred upon
] them, and who have been as true and
faithful and kind to me in the evening
: as they were in the morning; and yet
in my little sphere ! have had my little
Brutuses.
country, and it might as well be you as
any other patriot. l saved it for TWEEN
ty years, but l now respectfully decline
to save it any longer-mind you, am
not playing Caesar; l am only humble
citizen. In my State we have both
Caesar and Pompey, but ] cannot proph
esy whether it will be the red or the
bald which will roll from the block. II
is likely they will profit by the history
of Rome and divide the empire and its
glory.
There are many grave and vital ques
, tions which are now confronting the
American people, and our candidates
will be called upon TO speak out upor
, them all, and the people must speak al
the ballotbox or liberty will perish
among its worshipers. The day is rap
, idly approaching when there will not b'
, a drummer on the road. Hundreds %
, thousands Of good men who are now
making an honest living by honest worl
1 will soon be thrown out of employ
ment, because the trusts are localizinl
? business; hundreds of thousands o
l laborers will be laid Off, because tn,
| trusts are crushing the small manufac
: turcrs; thousands of merchants now il
the iobbing business will soon wax,
up without job, because the trust
will order the retail merchants TO Blu,