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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
THE GR1NNELL NEWS.

Facts About an Alleged Case OF Theft
Local News.
Special to mes-Republican.
Grinnell, Nov. PA paragraph in
the papers few days ago to the effect
that a horse had been stolen near here
and that the thief had been appre-
misleading. While the young man was
brought here by an officer and taken
before justice there was no prosecute
ing witness to make an appearance.
The facts as far as can be ascertained
are that the boy took the horse in pay
ment for labor; that the owner of the
horse and the man who held mort
gage on it both gave the young man
permission to take the animal, and
finally the horse was not stolen. The
young man had several witnesses to
prove his contention.
Three hundred and fifty head Of cat
| tie from Vermont were sold at auction
Saturday. They did not compare very
lfavorably with Iowa cattle, and conse-
quently did not bring high prices. The
shipper of the cattle lost money by the
deal.
: II. C. Taylor, who went to Seattle a
] few weeks ago, has returned to Grin
nell for short stay.
Another drug store will be opened in
the Spaulding, north room, as soon as
the room is ready. A. d. Talbot, of
Brooklyn, will be the proprietor Of the
store.
George Champlin will tonight leave
for Oklahoma, though whether or not
he will locate there is unknown.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
Adulterated oils.

Des Moines. Nov. 2l.-Secretary of
State Dobson and Oil Inspector Pick
ell held consultation yesterday as to
methods to be employed in handling the
adulteration of linseed oils. For a long
time there has been trouble with con-
Germs which have mixed petroleum
products with the pure linseed, some
times to such an extent that there was
only about enough linseed left to give
the odor. Despite all efforts it is found
that these adulterated oils are still
coming into the state and being sold.
The manufacturers have discontinued
selling them as linseed. They now la
bel them as paint OIL" and as this in
wolves no direct deception the state law
does not seem to reach the case. Two
car loads of adulterated linseed was
recently shipped into the state by one
firm, and being rejected by the inspec-
tors had to be sent back. But 1t came
back as paint oil. The inspectors say
that these adulterated oils, when used
for paints. are absolutely worthless.
The paint mixed with them peels off
and affords no protection against
water 1t is now proposed to have the
inspection laws amended in such a
manner as to reach this class OF
frauds.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
ALLEGED DEAD NAN ALIVE.
Life assurances Feature of the Mys

terry.
Chicago, Nov 21.--Aaron Wolfsohn
surprised his uncle S. Blumenthal, a
wholesale liquor dealer residing at IA
Fowler street, by calling on him on
Sunday morning while en- route for the
east. His appearance at the Blumen-
thai residence was unexpected to the
last degree and his reception was as
much surprise to him as it was to his
uncle and aunt.
why, Aaron, we thought you were
dead and buried was the salutation
accorded to Mr.. Wolfsohn when the
door opened.
II don't look like a dead man, do I?''
Mr.. Wolfsohn asked, regarding his
uncle's remark as joke.
but the newspapers said you were
dead" was the responseA
Mr. Wolfsohn grew interested al
once and asked for information. In a
snort time he was made acquainted ii
a general way with the report of his
supposed suicide in Los Angeles, Cal.
last July while a guest at one of tht
hotels in that city; of the Identification
of his body by supposed relatives an,
friends and its interment with fittins
rites.
1t was all interesting to Mr.. Wolf
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
Funeral of Mrs. Kelley.

Special to TimeS-Republican
Hampton, Nov. 21.-The funeral of
Mr.. Kelley. father of Thomas and Will
liam Kelley. occurred yesterday Mr..
Kelley and wife had been spending
their summers here with his sons for
several years returning to their home
in New York for the winters. He was
sick for only a few days with pneu-
monia, which caused his death Satur-
day morning at the advanced age of so.
Mrs. Powers, wife of DR.. j. G. Powers.
is reported some better, but is still very
sick
Mr.. and Mrs. T. r. B. Hudson start
for California to spend the winter.
Mr.. Wingart, of the produce estab-
lishment here, employs twenty girls
just to pick pinfeathers, besides the
number of men he has doing other work
connected with killing, dressing and
shipping poultry, butter and eggs.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21

sufficient amount OF coal comes down
the chute and 1t is all done in few
seconds time. 1t may also be said that
ground has been leveled for q water
tank and more side tracks.
The C. & N. w. people have sue
ceeded in getting good well here.
They went down 600 feet and have
struck a flow that brought the water to
within seventeen feet Of the top. A
Itwenty-four hour test of pumping
failed to lower the water, and they evil
IDENTIFY have an inexhaustible supply.
The round house at this place is up
and enclosed. Burt is the division for
the Burt Sanborn run on the branch.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
Union Thanksgiving Service.

Special to mes-Republican.
New Providence, Nov. 21.-The
Friends of Honey Creek and the NJ. q.
church of this township will unite with
the Friends of Chester at the church
on Thanksgiving day at p. m. in a
Thanksgiving service. The sermon viii
be preached by Rev. j. II. Hadley, pro-
fessor of the academy at this place. as
sisted by Rev. w. H. Hickman and A.
S. Hale, of the NJ. E. charge at Union.
All are cordially invited.
A few of the members Of the NJ. e.
church of this township attended the
entertainment given by the Epworth
League of Union Saturday, the 18th,
and report that they We're more than
pleased with the exercises. The dec
lamations were all well rendered and
the music was good. 1t may be repeat
cd,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
Hubbard happenings.

Special to Times Republican.
Hubbard, Nov. 21.-Mr. p. Seaman, of
Clifford, gave his graphophone enter
tainment at the NJ. Z. church here last
Saturday night to large crowd and
was appreciated by all.
Mrs. Nettie Sammis and her sister
visited at Conrad over Sunday.
Mrs. Van Wilson went to Lake City
Saturday to visit with her husband
over Sunday.
County Recorder Ryan, Of Eldora,
was here on business Friday.
Miss Matilda Reiesson went to Jew
ell Junction Saturday for a few days
visit.
Mr.. N. A. severson, agent Of the c. &
N. w. railway of this place, and Miss
Gertrude G. Thomassen, of Orange
Wednesday. They are at home in the
rooms over the depot.
Mrs. p. Seaman, of Clifford, visited
with Mrs. w. A. McGregor Saturday
afternoon.
Three of the Industrial school boys
were in town Sunday night, having
escaped from there.
DR.. Hunter, of Oskaloosa, visited
with his father, L. j. Hunter, and fam.
lily Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. strother. of Ell
dora, visited their son. t. W.. and fam
lily Saturday and Sunday.
j. A. Hammond, of Iowa Falls, Wis
tied over Sunday with his brother-in-
law, F. f. Carter.
j. K Miner went to Clinton Satur'
/ day night on business.
Mrs. George w. Hough left Monda.
|afternoon to visit her father and fam
lily in Madison county.
George W. Hough and Herman Her
|zog went to Athelstane Monday to lool
la land
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
IOWA sTocKMAN ROBBED.
]. 8. Lewis, of Council Bluffs, a Vic
tim of Pickpockets.

j. 8. Lewis, OF Council Bluffs, Vic.
tim of Pick pockets.
Chicago. Nov. 21.-J. s. Lewis, a
stockman from Council Bluffs, Iowa.
was robbed of pocketbook containing
a certified check for 5000 yesterday
while riding on Halsted street car.
Lewis came from Iowa last Friday with
a car load Of cattle. He sold the stock
yesterday to Armour & Co., and re-
ceived certified check for $1,000 on the
Commercial National Bank OF Chicago.
With the check tucked securely away,
as he believed. in an inside pocket. he
took Halsted street car to go to the
Palmer House, where he was staying.
Upon arriving at the hotel he discov-
cred that his pocketbook had been
stolen.
In telling Of the theft to Lieut.. Perry,
OF the detective bureau, Lewis said
three men sat near him in the car, and
he suspected they were the ones who
robbed him. They left the car between
Twelfth and Harrison streets.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
steamboat Rock.

Special to Times Republican.
Steamboat Rock, Nov. 21.-The
Christian Endeavor and Epworth
League societies have united to give an
entertainment Thanksgiving evening.
The c. E. Society of the Congrega-
tional church visited the c. E. Society
of the Eldora Congregational church
Sunday evening.
Rev. Conrad, of Kingsley. preached
in the Congregational church Sunday
morning and evening.
Deibert Fisk, who is sick with ty-
phoid fever. is about the same as for
the past two or three days. This is the
fourteenth day his fever has run.
Miss Hubbard, who has been visiting
with Nellie Turner for the past week
left for her home in Grinnell this morn
ling.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
Say Moody willGet Wen.

East Mortified, Mass, Nov. 2l.-D.
L. Moody's physician issued the follow
ing bulletin last night:
Mr.. Moody's general condition and
appetite have improved. His tempera
ture is normal He has slept one hour
during the day. His trouble is a weak
|ening of the walls of the heart, caused
by overwork and a condition akin tic
fatty degeneration of the heart. con-
fidently expect steady though not RAPID
Improvement.
The bulletin followed an examination
of Mr. Moody by several doctors, the
region of the heart being the chief ,poinf
| of scrutinY.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
Husking record Broken.

LaHarpe. Ill, Nov. 21.-LaHarpe
can boast of the champion corn husker
of the country. Last Saturday, at the
farm of Mr.. Newton Hurdle, about
three miles northwest of LaHarpe,
Frank Nichols broke the record. He
began work at o'clock, and in exactly
eleven and one-half hours husked Isl
bushels and forty pounds. OF this time
one-half hour was consumed in haul
ling a distance of eighty rods, weighing
and unloa ding and eating dinner. The
actual time used in husking was ter
hours. Mr. Hurdle weighed the corn
and vouciles for the correctness of the
weight.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
Gilman.
to Times-R epublican.

Special to Iimes-hepupHean
Gilman, Nov. 21.-Rev. L. GOWN, OF
Laurel, preached in the Congregational
church Sunday morning at Newburg, IN
the afternoon exchanging with Rev. z.
L. Hammond, and at the M r. church
in the evening at Marshalltown.
L. A. Hammond, of LeGrand, drove
over sunday morning with his two
daughters to spend the day with his
brothers family.
The Ladies Aid Society of the Con
gregational church has announced a
concert of We olden time to be given at
1.-The opera house on the evening of De-
cember !.
Mr.. 1sodor samuelson, of Joplin. Mo.
visited this place on Monday, looking
up location for the mercantile bust
ness.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
SYMPATHY FOR The BoERs.
Dutch Residents of Pella Adop,
strong Resolutions,

Pella, Nov. 21.-At a mass meeting of
the citizens of Pella in the Fourth Re-
form church last night, stirring resolu-
lions of sympathy for the Beers In the
Transvaal in their war with England
were adopted by unanimous vote.
Speeches were made by Rev. j. w. Poot
and Rev. Dykrtia and others.
Pella is the largest Dutch settlement
in Iowa and it is the first to take a
stand publicly for the Beers. There
are between 1000 and 5000 people in the
town. These people left Holland about
fifteen years after the first Of the Afri-
can colonists left their native country.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
Vaccination order Issued.
,ial to Iimes-R Republican.

Special to Times-Republican.
Fort Dodge, Nov. 21.-A resolution
was introduced at the meeting of the
city council last evening. ordering all
school children vaccinated inside of the
next thirty days and forbidding any
children attending school who had not
heen yaccinated after that time. 1t
was unanimously adopted.
Mayor Bennett has issued a notice to
the public calling attention to the TACT
that while there are no cases IN the
city, it is for the benefit OF every one
| to be vaccinated at once as SAFE
| guard.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
~. Wtllis, Lecture,
.cial to Times-Republican.

Specldl u 1lIHcS-1NePuOi!CsAA'
Hampton, Nov. 21.-Last night the
third number of the lecture course was
given by DR.. Willis, of Philadelphia.
His subject was Sunshine" which he
handled SO well that most Of the large
audience felt more than satisfied.
Hon. Lafe Young is to give the fourth
lecture OF the course Dec. Is.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
TRIES TO KILL FAMILY.

Farmer MT Blur Creek shoots Wife
and ut His Children-Jealousy.
Special to Times Republican
Boone, Nov. 21.-Charles Gustafson, a
farmer at Bluff Creek, attemted to kill
his family yesterday. He shot his
wife in the face. It is not fatal. He
shot at the children, but missed. He
has escaped. Jealousy is supposed to be
the cause.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21

DR.. H. H. Haden, Summit, Ala, says:
Il think Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is a
splendid medicine. I prescribe it, and
my confidence in it grows with contin-
ued use" 1t digests what you eat and
quickly cures dyspepsia and indiges-
ton. All druggists
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
Burt,s railroad improvements.

Special TO Tlmes-RepupIIcHn. ~
Burt. Nov, A gang of workmen are
putting up the coal chute in the yards
here. They will put up a structure from
which an engine receives Its supply Of
coal very much the same as they get
water from tank. Instead Of getting
ssal ~ the bucket. thsy pull : string. 9
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21

La grippe, with its after effects. an
nually destroys thousands Of people. It
may be quickly cured by One Minute
Cough Cure, the only remedy that pro-
duces immediate results In coughs,
colds, Group, bronchitis, pneumonia and
throat and lung troubles. It will pre-
vent consumption. All druggists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
No. 81. Mans Belt.
li[IIl!|IIIIsI sII:i=I

Grain leather, tan color, nickel-pated
buckle and rings. When ordering give
size OF waist in inches. Belts run from 81
TO AZ inches in length. Seat postpaid
on receipt of = cent postage stamp
and 20 signatures cut from wrappers
of Arbuckles' Roasted Coffee.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
TOOK POISON BY ACCIDENT.
Prominent storm Lake Physician
Max es Fatal Mistake.

MAXI Fatal M1staKe.
Special to Times Republican.
Fort Dodge, Nov. 21.-Dr L. NJ.
Johnston, of Storm Lake, accidentally
committed suicide last evening by mis-
taking wood alcohol for common spirits
and drinking of 1t. He attempted to
save himself as soon as he discovered
his mistake, and finding that his efforts
were failing, sent for his wife and
daughter, who called other physicians.
Every effort was made to save him, the
doctor assisting with what strength he
could command, but after two hours
labor he died. The affair was very sad
and has cast gloom over the commu-
nifty. The deceased was one of the
prominent doctors Of the city.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
SUICIDE At FAIRFAX
Frank Falter, Dependent Over His
Wife's Death, Seeks Solace in
Self Murder.
Prominent Physician Of Storm Lake
Drinks Wood Alcohol by Mis-.
take and Dies.
Jealous Farmer at Bluff Creek
Shoots Wife and at His
Children.

Special to Times-Repubiican.
Cedar Rapids. Nov. 21.-Frank Fall
ter. Of Fairfax, aged 81, suicided today
by hanging. He was Respondent over
the death OF his wife.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21
No. GO. Lady's Bet,
IlIllll Illl lII Il'III---9
llZ!gZ!l!ggsZl. !ssIsEs .ss!a.s!g

Latest style. grain leather tan color liz
in. wide. nickel plated buckle. Belts are
following sizes only, give size in inches
when ordering, from 81 10 % in. /: from y
to 81 in from 80 to Sc in. Sen, post.
paid on receipt of n = cent post.
age stamp and 20 signatures cut
from the wrappers OF Arbuckles' Roasted
Coffee
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-11-21

No. SO
Six handkerchief.
rllllinl'Irf IIllllIInrg

Six Ladies' Pocket Hapdker-
chiefs, hemstitchsd, colored bord-
ers. size l2xlS inches. SentpOst-
paid on receipt OF = cent
postage stamp and 20 sig
nntnrcs cut from wrappers of
Arbuckles' Roasted Coffee.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-12-17
NAvAL-sToRE MARKETS
Pa on the Man with the Hoe.
lchicngo Tlmes-Heraldl

Chicago IlmeS-HeralQ.)
81 wisht l knew what all this Talk
about the man with the Hoe means" nav
scd when paw Got his sigar lit and Had
his feat Up on the Portch rallen. You
can't look at a paper emmy more without
sseln Sumthing about the man with the
Hoe. and I'm saprised that Thay ain't
Got to selln the man with the hoe shoes
and shlmmies and Singer cured Hams.
Who - he emmy how, and What Did he
hoe%
Paw bowed n few Rings Of smoke out
IN the atrn0sfear and Then sed:
"The man with the Hoe is Poem abou,
the Down trOdden Farmer what Has %
Go out and Work mite and Day Becos He
can't Cit Ennybud to Help him"
what's the fieeson he Can't Git no
Help?' nav asst.
"Becos the Country IS Coin TO the
Dawgs." Paw told Her. "You intent
beleaye II list 20 Go out and Look Around,
PM this Here Country is I'm a Harrabul
Ak. | Cess il can't Last Mutch Longer"
"Good Crashes nav Says, what's
the matter with it emmy way?"
"The farmer He's Coz to BE a Bruther
10 the OK" paw ansered 'and there's
sgoin to BE Some Whurlwinds OF Rebel
lion purity soon, ana then he's agoin 70
Git out and quit Bein a Dumb Turner and
Shake his fist at people what Don't Haft
r. work. and l wouldn't BE thare fer
ten dollers a mint"
"My sakes," nav says. I'm Glad we
Don't live on no farm. Why Duz the
Farmer Haft 70 work so Hard?'
"Becuz He Don't 10 emmy Better than
10 Go and put in a lot of Crops I'm the
Spring that Has to be Harvested in the
Fall" paw says. YOU'D Think II He
Il w =
too Late that he was only fixin up job
fer Himself. But Beln stolld and stun
ned with a Bruitle jaw and Brow that's
Slanted Back and a lite in His Brane
that sumbudy Blew Out as It Says in the
poam, you couldn't expect Him 10 no
mulch. SO he goes to work and plants
away fer weeks at a Time In the Spring
and the Furst Thing He nose Thay are a
lot OF Crops on His hands. Then what
DUE the Blame fool Do?"
Don't asst me-" nav says all kind or
Trimbly and Turrable interested
why" paw says BLOWN out Some
more smoke rings, "fie sneaks into Town
and Goes Down to the Deepo WHARF He
sees a Lot OF fellers laying In the Shade
Behind Some frait Cars playing seven up.
and Putin on His arken stoop he sneaks
up 10 WHARF thay are without Lettin
them see him, ana tne fuTst lninB may
no thare He stands Before Them and
Says He Will Give Them too dollers a
Day and Find them II thay will Come
and Help Git in His Crops.
"But that's WHARF He's mistaken. He
mite give the too dollers a Day But lie
don't find them when He looks agin. All
He sees is the Last mans Cote tale soin
around tho next Corner. SO He has 10
Go Home and Git 10 BE a Bruther 10 the
OK agin. and Set on mowen mashean
all Day and Let His team DO the Work
what men yoost to Do with THAR Hands
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-12-17
NA1RA1NN&&
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MIR. GEORGE IL. FISHER HERE.
Tie TalISs Interestingly Concerning
the street-Railway Franchises.

MIR. George Il. Fisher, general manager
of the Richmond Railway and Electric
Company, arrived in the city last night.
lie was seen at the Jefferson by Dis
patch man and talked very interestingly
concerning the future OF the franchises
which he held.
He was asked by the reporter If no
thought tho interest il the company
which he represented would be trans
ferred at any early date, and replied:
"You will have TO ask me something
easier than that"
What is the status Of the Richmond
bidders for tho franchiseY' was next
asked.
IL could not inform YOU" said Mr..
Fisher. I'VE have a contract with Il. w.
Wilson & Co., OF New york, and they
are conducting the negotiations with the
Richmond Passenger and Power Com
pany."
How long does that option rum" was
next asked.
Not very much longer; ] don't think l
ought to give the exact date"
IF the contract IS complied with. will
you, or your associates. then have any
interest in the company
Most assuredly not. have been
anxious for long time to close out my
interests here. because i desire TO secure
the time 1 now have to devote to the
company IN Richmond for other interests
with which l am identified"
MIR. Fisher was subsequently asked If
he expected the transfer of his interest
to be made in the near future. That ques-
ton he did not answer, because, he ex-
planned. he did not know what the Coun-
oil would do. Mr.. Fisher was in consul
tation last night with Messrs. Craigie
and Wilbur. lie did not know how long
re would be in the city.
CONFEDERATION OF THE ORDI-
NANCE.
The Common Council will meet in spe-
cial session tomorrow night to take VI
the ordinance framed by the Committee
on Streets, which grants 10 the petition
ing syndicate, q thlrty-years franchise e
the limos now owned and operated 10y
the Richmond Railway and Electric Com
parC.
The meeting will be a long and spirited
one, as there is much diversity Of opinion
concerning the merits Of tho amendment
asked for by the syndicate.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-12-17
FINANCIAL.

before Things got in sich Horrabul
Shape ,. - t1str
"But why Don't the men want 10 iie'p
him?" nav says.
'.pscoy thav can see the Turrabie fat
obsd ~ them II thay Done II" Paw an
sered "The first Thing thay would no
r,verv one of Them would Be man with
a Hoe and Have a lot OF Crops OF Ills
own TO Git in. That's what we Eit Ter
Bein cursed with Cappitle IN TINS coun-
try. Menny man with the hoe ltleS
TO quit Il and Live Biameiess l'nc W
goin up 10 the Sitty, But What HAPPENS
10 tbev elect Him the Cashier OF the
Furst Nashenal Bank or the President OF
n Ralerode? MOI The measully Laber
crushers makes him Be a street Car
conductor or Drive a Teen mebby Ter
years. and Then at Last when lie gits
10 Be a Stakeholder in sumthin lie for-
gets how thay ground him Down ana
ouits Bein aginst the administrator and
Goes and Helps 20 Hurry our BeluVid
country TO Distruckshen BY claimin tna'
Sumbuddy has to do the WORK OF !,
won't never git done. 1t makes my biu.
Boil" paw Says Gittin so existed tna1
lie stuck the Lit end of the Sugar IN Ills
mouth. and Then Begin spitten OUT III
Space and Rubin His mouth Ike Ihcie
Henrv's Dawg did the Time he Bit a
porl,ypine when we was out Visatin on
the Farm.
When paw was wipin the Teers out
OF His eyes | says:
paw"
"What?" paw asst
81 Bet no why you done that Your
BIud was Boilin and you Thot you would
fife fire with fire." 1 says.
| guess it must a Bin the blister on the
end of His tung what kept him frum seem
the joke SEOi'NiH'