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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
AT The NORTH END.

Work on the new Synagogue on
Gladstone avenue is now being pushed
rapidly. The fathers have about COM
pleted their work. The new structure
promises to be a very handsome one
and the members of the congregation
will spare no pains TO make the inter-
Tor worthy Of the purpose for which the
structure was erected.
The attendance at the evening schools
in this section was very large. This is
keeping up the record made in years
past for nowhere since the first year
that night schools have been establish
cd has the attendance been larger than
tn this section. nowhere have results OBJ
tained been more satisfactory and Il
can be truthfully said that never were
the schools better managed than they
promise to be this year.
Work on laying the new block pave
ment on the west sde of the roadbed Of
Charles street near Randall square was
begun this forenoon, a large gang OF
men being engaged In the work
The local divisions of the Knights of
Columbus have made all necessary
preparations for taking part IN the big
state parade Of the order on Sunday
next. The councils viii be largely rep
resented
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
BRISTOL.

II Is stated here that Capt Nat
Herreshoff has been requested by the
New York Yacht club committee 10
sail the Columbia and that he has ac-
cepted.
The school committee held a regular
meeting last evening in the Byfield
school building and discussed the
merits of the different applicants for
the position OF drawing teacher 10 fill
the vacancy caused by the resigna-
tion of Mrs. /. III. Gammell. The teach
er elected was Miss Alice Spaulding of
Salisbury, Mass, at a salary of $4OO
a wear.
James Card has been appointed
switchman at the ward of the n. Y, n.
II. and III. r. II, here, in place OF Will
liam II. Brotherton. who resigned Sat-
urday evening.
Last everang number of relatives
and friends Of Mr. and Mrs. j. +. Ma
son assembled az their residence on
Metacom avenue. it being the 50th an
niversary Of their marriage. The even
ing was pleasantly passed with vocal
and instrumental music.
A number Of citizens left here yester-
day afternoon TO attend the race after
they learned that Capt. Nat Here
shoff was To sail the Columbia.
At the annual meeting yesterday aft
ernoon Of Bristol chapter Daughters
OF the American Revolution. the fol-
lowing officers were elected for the en-
suing year: Regent. Mrs. William +.
Williams; registrar. Miss Evelyn Mum
70; secretary. Mrs. f.. G. Easterbrooks;
treasurer. Mrs. EVELYN Bache: histor-
ian. Miss Anna Il. Manchester: audi
tor. Mrs. William NJ. G. Rawson: exc
cutive committee. Mrs. Herbert +.
Bennett Mrs. c. j. Hasbrouck, Miss
Ellen r.. Luther. Mrs. Richard r. Dun
bar. Alice Gardner Miss Alice Cole,
Mrs. Wardwell and Mrs. G. A. Johnson.
The State Street NJ. T. Sunday school
chose last evening the fo':>wing o>n-
mittee 20 arrange for a harvest festi-
val: Mrs Emma T.. Carey. Miss Louise
Chadwick. Mrs. J. r. Pollock. Mr.. +.
r. Ramieres Miss Fanny Congdon and
Miss Anna Pierce.
The Bristol Train Of Artillery rifle
team. composed OF the following officers
left here. this morning I'm the 7:50 train
for Rumford 10 attend the state shoot
at 200 yards for the Telegram trophy:
Col. A. n. MiegEs. Lieut. Col John TT.
Bailey. Mat. Arthur w. Barrett. Lieut.
Chester G. Meyers. Sergt. John Fair.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
PAWTUXET VALLEY.

| The evening school at Natick opened
In the grammar school room with a
good attendance.
| The assessors OF the town of Coven-
try have completed their labors and
the tax book is in the hands OF the
printer. The valuation OF the town has
increased since last years assessment.
Mrs. Mary A. BaIbcock Of Harris,
state president OF the Woman's Chris
| tian Temperance Union, starts We'd
nesday for Seattle. Washington, to at
tend the national convention that meets
there.
Another dlsgraceful fight occurred
Sunday afternoon in the far-named vii
lage of Jericho witnessed by more than
a hundred people. Two pugilists well
Oiled with whiskey were the partici-
pants. 1t would be well for the Sunday
officers TO either close the saloons on
Sunday or induce the saloon keepers TO
keep whiskey OF a more pacific brand.
Volunteer Circle, Kings Daughters,
will meet Wednesday evening with
Mrs. Mary A. Potter at her residence
on Main street, Hope.
The meeting OF the Falstaff Club in
Grand Army hail. Phenix. was we'll at
tended, and the oyster supper much en-
joyed. Arrangements were made for a
series OF public meetings during the
winter.
James Cumiskey, Jr.. of Crompton a
boy Of IL years. was badly injured by
falling from a chestnut tree near
Crompton Saturday afternoon. He re-
mained unconscious for about "a hours
The annual harvest concert OF the
Riverpoint Congregational Sunday
school was much enjoyed by an au-
dience that taxed the seating capacity
of the large auditorium Of the church
The musical program of these con-
certs is always one 10 be enjoyed and
this one was equal TO any OF it's prede-
cessors and was finely rendered
The st. Cecilia choral society OF Arc
tic will meet tomorrow in st. Johns
hail. A drama is being prepared 20 be
given in the near future.
Late last Saturday evening a River
point Providence electric car near Po-
casset ran into o Swede named Alfred
Carlson who was crossing the track. He
was thrown from the track and
knocked into the road senseless. He
was taken into the car which ran back
TO Auburn where his injuries were at
tended to. They consisted ais far as
could be ascertained OF cut upon the
head and a few bruises
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
We MUST REPEAT.
When Everybody in Providence
Tells he Some story.

IL is hard to say new things about
poc@'5 Kidney Pills. They cure the
lame and aching back. the sufferer
from kidney disorders and the troubles
of those whose urinary organism IS
wrong in its action. That they do this
is so easy to prove that not a vestige OF
doubt remains. Public endorsement Of
local citizens is easily proven. Read
this case:
Mrs. NJ. r. Carney OF 521 Admiral
street says: MY husband was bother
ed for a long time with a bad back
ache and his kidneys were weak and
the secretions from those organs were
highly colored and at times very dis
tressing. We heard Of Doan's Kidney
Pills and got a box from a drug store.
They helped him from the first and
the use Of two boxes relieved him OF
the trouble with the kidney secretjons
and banished the dun, heavy aching
from the back"
Doan's Kidney Pills for sale bv all
dealers. Price so cents. Mailed bv Fos-
ter-Nlilburn CO.. Buffalo. N. Y. sol,
agents for the United States.
Remember the name, DoSa's. and
-. ! ...t ...ft..t.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

oswego has the biggest starch fac
tory.
Emperor Williams stables cost 50 900
Tokal's recent fire destroyed 3o27
houses.
At Dawson City eggs cost fifty cents
a dozen
81 Petersburg Is to have an UNDER
ground railway.
Bracelet-wearlng men are said to be
on the Increase.
The height OF the rock Of Gibraltar
Is about 1887 feet.
owing TO the scarcity of wood and
coal In Ontario. Canada. an effort mas
been made DURING ,ne past six months
TO utilize peat for fuel
\ Kansas lawyer nodes the fact that
Eoou umcs nave resulted n "a large in
crease IN the number of divorces ap-
pied Tor In the district courts
Scissors We're used instead Of nves
Tor ~ hrst time i'm an operation FOR
app.ngl Wis an the Metropolitan Hos
Gsla444--4a4aHtlv.
The Argentine locust has n habit ~
moving forward like an army iu lire.
and gathering together In punches. in
stead Of scattering like true grasshop-
pers
The british Board ~ Trade reports
that 5-O,foO English workmen received
an lncfcaee OF wages during July the
average adVance being Ga pence per
head per week.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
0LNEYVILiE.

Real estate at your own price" is
the rule in the annexed district now, as
most of the owners are glad to get rid
OF their holdings at almost any figure.
when the tax bills came in some Of
them nearly tainted one nan in par
ticular, who a short time ago wanted
70 sell house at auction. but could get
but bid OF $1,000 and tax assessors
pfaced the valuation at S9500. This real
estate is on Plainfield street.
lnose who own land on the
outskirts have TO a large extent been
Favored by the assessors. for quite a
number have had the sum Of the past
cut down, to something like what Il
should have been in the past.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
venture for the love of the thing and
the cause OF science"
TOOK HIS DRESS SUIT ALONG.

venture for the love of the thing and
the cause of science"
TOOK HIS DRESS SUIT ALONG.
Mr.. Wellman laughed as he told how,
on both his JOURNEYS To the frozen north
he had carried dress SUIT Said he:
II took IL along the FIRST time be-
cause after left London / found IL in
my case. To my surprise, after we got
into the northernmost parts OF Nor
way, away up where one would think
he il out OF the world I found culti-
waited society in which evening clothes
were the proper thingl There. I'm those
frigid latitudes. Il found bright men
and women. who. gave entertainments
that were simply delightful.
Then that suit went beyond the
Arctic Circle with me. and when. on
the first voyage. our ship was smashed
in the ice. / left IL on board doating in
water in the cabin. Later ON the can
tain Of the boat and another risked
their lives to go into that cabin 10 res
cue my dressing case. The suit was All
right came back u America with me,
and then again made the Journey into
the ice pack. / guess this Is the only
dress suit that ever got that far
north"
Speaking OF his experiences I'm the ice
world Mr.. Wellman said
Il learned the wonderful beauties OF
sound and silence i'm that northern
world The silence is something won
derful. When sounds come they have
proportions which are not 10 be found
elsewhere"
Mr.. Wellman found I'm England much
interest in Arctic research. but greater
in Antarctic work. He said:
THE English people met were eager
To know what we had discovered hur
they were displaying more interest i'm
regard TO South Pole explorations. Ex-
peditions are fitting out for those re-
gions now. and the field promises IN ba
rich in finds. Some marvellous discov-
cries are 10 be made there I'm the next
few years. and England is eager IN
push the work.
But Arctic exploration" he contin-
ued. "ls not going 10 cease. win
ever attempt the Pole again? / don't
know. 1t is impossible for me IN saw
would like TO find the Pole and I he
lieve IL can be found. but nv future
in regard to polar exploration is en-.
tirely unsettled lust now"
Mr.. Wellman left yesterday for
Washington. eager. he said To begin
newspaper work again. for. as he de-
scrbed II, he is more OF a newspaner
man than ever"
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
THERE IS A CLASS OF PEOPLE

who are injured by the use OF coffee
Recently there hns been placed In all
the grocery stores a new preparation
called CRAtN-O. made % pure Etains
that takes the place Of coffee. The most
delicate stomach receives 10 Without
distress. and but few can tel Il from
coffee. III does not cost over u as much.
Children may drink 10 with great ben-
eft. l5cts and 2bcts. pr package. Try
81. Ask for GRA1N-O.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
EAST PROVIDENCE.

The Rehoboth. seeLonk. Providence
and T.. Providence Horse Thief Detect d
ing society holds It's annual meeting
Monday evening. oct. i6. In old Town
Hall. East Providence Center Elec-
tion of officers. an entertainment and
supper are among the attractions.
Grand Commander Garfield attended
the session q Commandery OF the
Golden Cross last evening.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
N,oLaYD AND CENTRAL DIVISION

Trains leave Providence as follows:
FOR BOSTON, Terminals 10 a. m:
II 04, 4 i5 p. m. Return IS 90 a. M:
IL 04 25, 20 p. m.
PUTNAM. POMFRET. r. THOMPSON.
WILLIMANTIC and HARTFORD
s as a. M. and 90 p. M, via Black
FRANKLIN-e 90, 10 a. m: l2 o4
As, 6 O4 p. m.
MILFORD--S 10 a. M; II 0i. 40 "a
cRANsToN-s sS. . 90. am; 10 o5. 4 81.
3 81, 6 40. ~ y. m. Saturdays III ~.
%. N. sundays 81 r. m.
KNIGHTSVILLE- 05 % 81. ~
n m. Saturdays-alt 10 p. m.
EsHANTICUT--12 05, 81. 42 p. m.
saturdays-11 10 p. m.
PONTIAC-?s Gs am; ?ls o0. ~. Z. "a
d. m. Saturdays-?ll 10 y. m. sun
NhTfcK dagsT o. kpfiVERporNT. y y. CENTRE
WILLIE ANTHONY AND WASH
INGToN-6:2s, s:o9 a N l2:os, ,,.,s i;sI;
5:S7 6:42. 1927 p m. satnrdays-ll;lo
p m. Sundays-7:3l p M
ARCTIC AND oU1DNICk-oio M
1905 4:37. 5:s7. 6:42. ?T:27 m. sat-
urdays-li:l0 p m. Sundays--I;3l p m.
COVENTRY. SUMMIT. GREENE.
oNECO. MOOSUP AND PLAIN
FIEI.D-6:sS. 900 m; 4:S7, ':27 m.
Sundays-7:31 p m.
STERLING, JEWEII vi u, ,fN-
TERBURY. SCOTLAND-s;sS, s;os a
M. 4:37. 7:27 m. Sundays-I:I D
m. ,-,, eA,-r,x
VERSAILLES. BAI.TlC. SOUTH
wfNDHAM. wILL1MANTTC, HART
FoRD AND NORWICH-6:SS 900
~sm: i:37. 1921 p ,m.
rTsIJI<IIL. NEWBURG. WATER
RfrRY AND DANBURY-9:o9 m
pAsCOAG AND INTERMEDIATES
STATIONS-6:43. e:40 nj, 4:1c. 6r-
nv. Saturdays (and except Fields
ctation)-ii:l5 p m.
2Stop on flag.
via boat from Fall River.
hrvcept Monday.
aSIaeping cars only. call parlor cars.
dVia Walpole line.
G. PETER CLARK.
A G. KENDALL. Gen'i Supt.
General Passenger Agent.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
For Over Fifty Years

MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING
SYRUP has been used for over Rftv
years by millions Of mothers for their
children while tecthlng, with perfect
success. II sOothcs the child. softens th.
gums allays all pain. cures wind collie.
ana Is the best remedy FOR Darrhooa.
" VIII relieve the poor little sufferer
immediately. Sold by Druggists I'm ev-
cry part Of the world. Twenty-Five cents
q bottle. Re sure and ask for "Nfrs.
Winslow's Soothing syrup" and take
no other kind.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
WARREN AND BRISTOL saaacR.

Leave Providence CIndia Street Station)
for FALL RIVERS 80 30. 3 30,
IL 80 a. m; 80, 3 50. 4 30. s go 6 20
%. m. Sundays--7 80. 0 80 a m; / 20.
go 30 m.
NEWPORT-7 30, Q so, II S0am; SC. 8 50,
so, 30 rs 20 p. m Sundays 80.
Q 80 a m. | 80 : 80 rs 30 y NJ
WARREN. BRISTOL and way stations
at so, 80 0 80. IL 30 a. m; ! 30, 90.
Is, so texp.). 30. 6 30, 80 and
II 80 p. m. Sundays-7 30. . so a. M:
30. 80. 80 p m.
Electric cars leave Market Square,
Providence. at 10, z Is. Is. IL 10 a.
m: / IS. 10. 4 90, 15 10, 10. Is,
II Is p. m. sundays Is, Q 10, a. ra.:
Is. Is and 6 u i. m.
Returning connect with all trains
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10

The only tea gardens I'm the United
States are at Pinehurst. =. g. Dr shen'
ards estate comprises about 200 acres
of which between 30 and 100 acres are
now planted % tea.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
SWAN POINT CEMETERY,

Office. 30 North Main Street
Omnibus TO the Cemetery runs from
corner OF South Angel street and way
land avenue daily every 40 minutes
from 10 a. NJ. 10 y. NJ, and sundays
every 20 minutes until further notice.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
Y. I. STATE FAIR.
Grand Stand Brxrs

seating two To six persons, soc. 10 sl.50 per
day, $3.50 to $3.50 for week, in addition 10
regular admission rates Box plan and
Head
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
WORCESTER DIVISION.

FOR WORCESTER So 6 35 (exp.),
SO teXp. TO Woonsocket. Sc (loc.
expo, II 56 a. m. (exp to Woonsock-
eO: 1:f3 texp). 4 o. (exp. to Woon-
socket, 4 So (exp). 56. % y. M.
(accom). Sundays Gail exp. TO Woon-
socket7 56 a. M; 8 56, 56 p. m.
MILLVILLE-5 55, 6 35. Z So So. II 5s
am: 43. 405. Sc. 3 56. 9 25 pm. sun
days. 5e a. m: So. So D. m.
BLACKSTONE So. 6 80. %, 5e,
a.. %, 9 So, II 25 II So a. M: | 25,
43, 3 %. 4 05. 4 25, Sc. %. ; 56, 6 %.
25. 25, IL 25 p. m. Sundays 25,
&c. . %. II % a. m; 25. 20, 8 D,
Sc s 25, %. Sc. 25 p. m.
WOONSOCKET-5 55. 35 7 25. z J5.
45. Q 25, . Sc. IL 25, IL 56 a. m; l 25,
/ 43. 3 90, 4 05. %. So. %. 5 Sc,
6 25, %. %. II % D. m. sundays
Z 25. Z SO, 9 25 II % a m; 25. 3 %.
5 25. 5 80 6 o. Z 25. I 5S 25 d. N.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10

200 u. l. Turkeys Thanksgiving and Chris.
mas. Get your coupons
JOHN THE SHOEMAN.
lS4 Mathewson street
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10

Before you buy sec John the shoeman,s
special s2.0o Ladies' shoes. Ladies Depart.
ment, second floor.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
SToalMGToR CinsIow.

FOR NEW YORK (via stonington
Llnel Z 2O 0S D. IN (week days.
fOit NEW HAVEN AND NEW YORK
eShore Line)--ai 10. 25 (daily). 02.
10 %. eli OF Gimited). IL 13 daily a.
NJ O9. 90 daily. 6 90 (daily). (for
New Haven't 8 II D. m. (dailyD.
FoIt PtIILADELPHrA. BALTfNORE
AND WASHINGTON (via Harlan
a,lver) 10 90 a. m Except Sundays):
'. p. m. (dalIy).
FOR N;W T.CNrON-a1 10 .,
daily. 40 (accom). 02. 10 90 10 Is
texp 20 East Greenwich). II OF Oimit-
cll. II - 1taiE) a. m : 2 90 . Is. o.
10. 10. %. II p. m. daily. Sun
hays q, - .. n: { 80 p. m
HOPE ari way St8tions-S 20. . 81 a
M; 10 80. 2 30. 4 30. so. S 30. II 30 ..
m. SCnd lys--9 20 a. M: $50 d. m.
OAKLAND PEACE. 8UTTONWOODS
and way statiors-6 90. Q 20 a. M;
- 20, 2 20. %. O5. iexp), 3 %. 20.
90 II 20 p. m. Sundays-9 20 am:
20. 5 90 D. n.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
State Fair

See John the shoeman's exhibit of Julis
Mariowe Shoes. Large stand, main entrance.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10

Mems Hnnd.sewed Tan aud Rubber Hoels
sl0O at JOHN TIE SHOEMAN's
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10

RAILROADS.
NEW YORK. NEW HAVEN AND
HARTFORD RAILROAD.
EASTERN DISTRICT.

Time Table giving full ntornat,o,
as TO local and through lraln servIr.
may pe obtained at PrOyld nee station,
aud stations below. ''~"
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10

IF you want to sell your
bicycle. put an ad. in
. the NEWS.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10
PROVIDENCE DIVISION.
Train Service from providsncs.


Corrected to Oct. 2, 1893.
BOSTON, Termnal Ter station---ha:Ss.
~. $3.50 5.47, 1909, S.02, 900
wv m; 1902, 1859. 2:04 S:23, 4:Oe. 40,
S,oo, o:oz, :23. 1853. S:0S a:53. 1905 D M
eunuays-4:oo, 5:40. 81. d6 40, 7:0S. Sos.
S.,s l-'Vs. S:2S' 4:0S. 6:oS. TEA. SOS.
no p IN. returning. leave Boston from
a.or aaerfnlnal Station-l2:c3, 6:42 7.42. $40
9.VO' clO:OO. 1908. 10:42 a m; l2:42 80,
80 a. 800. S:42, 4:42 500. 5:42. Gas 200
y:-l, u!2I p. IN. Sundays-l2:03 DO;
e.oo eanV| S;i5 1908 a m; 1915. 300, s:i5.
e'yv, g'r1 d9;0L 5:l5. 1900 s:15 p. m.
AITLEBORO-hf:55, $40. 5.47 ga,
1902. S:02. S:4O, 9:O2, 1902. f1:4o NJ: NJ:
l2;02' IL 40, 2:0i. $40. 4.O2, 4:4o. 500
o'4o, o'O2 $40. zoos. SOS. 1905. ii:4o
IN. Sundays-4:55, $40. 5:47. g:4o.
~ S:a0' 9:OS a m; 1908. 3:40. 4:0s.
NOnIH ATTLEBORO AND PLAIN
plLLE-6;fO $40, l14o m; i:40, 6: 10
p. IA, sundays--6:40 a NJ: $40 d m.
WAMMPPUM. wRENTHAM. NOR
WOOD. CENTRAL NORWOOD
AND DEDHAM-6:4 40. $40 II "a n m.
f:4O ? ma. Sundays--6:40 n m: 3:s0 d m
MANsFIELD-hi:55 $40 5:f7. 100.
s:oa' 9:02. 10:o2 a m; 1902. 2:0l. 4:O2.
S.oz, o;O2. 10, SOS, 10:0s D m Srn-
l2:0S. 4:0S, sos. sos p m.
faICHBuRG and way stations "a.
> o2 a. M; 12 oe. 4 o2 p. IN. sunday.
0S p. m.
Low ,o ELL and way stations-5 50 a. m.
y, a. , ~ 4 O2 p. m. Sundays os p. m.
= -, ION AND NEW BEDFORD
~ 40. 10 40 a. M: II 40. . 40 z 40.
40 40 tTaunton). 40 II 10 D m.
,11pnday ys--G 40. 40 a M: 3 40 D. m.
M MIODIEBORO--6 40 \ 90 a m
- 40 40, 40. 40. S 40 D. m. sun
days-G 40 a. m.
pT XNfnrvT.rr
m. Sundays--6 40 q. m.
~ lNTS ON CAPE COD-s 40 a. m
~ yarmouth and way stations).
40 40 p. m. Yarmouth. SUNDAYS
30 40 a. m. yarmouth.
NoI ~, IAGE ClTY-S 40 a. m: 10 40 d. m.
NANTUCKET 40 a IN
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-10

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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-12-06

One of the district school trustees
was a crank on the subject of fire
and when he called round with the ex,
amining board he always confined his
remarks to a question addressed to the
pupils as to what they would do in
case the building should catch fire.
The teacher was acquainted with his
hobby, so she prompted her scholars
as to the answers they should give
when he rose to PROFOUND his accus
toned inquiry. When the board called
however, this particular trustee, per
haps from a desire to emulate his as
soclates in their addresses, rose and
said:
You boys and girls have paid sucf
attention to Mr.. Jones' remarks,
wonder what you would do, now, if
were to make you little speechT
Quick as thought a hundred voices
piped in unison.
Form a line and march dowr
airs."-Londou Answers.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-12-06
So verr Accommodating.

Scene-A swell restaurant (say,
Simpsons. Waiter presents bill to
swell, who has been dining both wise
ly and we'll"
Swell-Waiter, just tell Mr. Simpson
l should like a word with him. All.
how do you do, Mr.. Simpson, Some
II months ago l dined here, but un-
fortunately, was unable to pay. You
made a few rather powerful remarks
and then very properly kicked me
down stairs.
Mr.. Simpson-Ah, l do remember the
matter, now you mention 1t. But
never mind, sir-never mind. Let by.
gone be bygones.
Swell-Just so, sir l have now to
compliment you upon the charming
dinner / have just enjoyed. The wine
was really excellent, but ! am sorry
to say-er-that Is, ] regret-er-well,
the fact is Qifting his coattails ac-
commodatingly) | must trouble you
again, Mr.. Simpson