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The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
How Our Tom Walked the Speniard.

The following good story is told oil
Col. Thos. j. Smith, Colonel Of the
, Third Kentucky, now in Cuba. Al
Matanzas the Colonel ordered cars tC
remove his men to Cardenas. The
cars were ordered for $3.50 a. IN. Al
$3.50 the cars had not showed up.
The Colonel was "mad." He
stalked into. the railroad superintend'
ent's Office and wanted to know
why the cars were not ready.
The superintendent was writing
and paid no attention to the Colonel,
He repeated his question.
The superintendent still did no,
answer.
The Colonel fairly roared and
asked the superintendent if he had
not heard the question.
The superintendent answert d,
"Yesw
"Then," yelled the Colonel, "why
in the blankety blazes didn't you
answer"
Because" said the superintendent
pompously, II am superintendent,
and 1 am accustomed to having men
remove their hats in my Office"
~ don't give damn what you
are" retorted the Colonel. II am Il
sovereign in my country, and you
get out of that chair pretty quick and
attend to those cars, or I'll telegraph
Gen. Brooke about you"
The Spanish railroad superintend-
ent "gOt."
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
kodOl Dyspepsia Cure
''Digests what you eat"
Marriage a Serious Vocation.

"A woman who is blessed with
good sense does not consider at the
start that marriage is a role to be
skillfully and successfully enacted, or
grand frolic of which she is to be
an admired and INDUCED centre, or a
mere incident in life crowded with
other activities" writes Helen Wat.
terson Moody in the March Ladies'
Home Journal. "She knows that
marriage is a serious and steady vO-
cation, and that the true wife Is one
who enters marriage not thinking
how much she can get out of 1t, but
how much she can put into it. 1t is
this larger conception of marriage
which makes women dwell by their
own firesides In sweet content with
what Is commonly called the mar
row limits of h0me,' knowing well
that no true home is narrow since it
must give cover to the whole primal
mysteries of life-food, raiment and
work to earn them Withal; love ana
marriage, birth and death, right
doing and wrong-doing-all these
commonplace of humanity which
are most divine because they are
most commonplace The way to
make home wide place to dwell in
is to bring wide personally to dwell
in it. Any home is just as wide as
she makes, and can be no wider.
When II woman understands this she
is able to keep her head steady and
her heart undisturbed over news
paper sketches about other women,
i'm which each one Of them is made
to do the most remarkable and I'M
necessary things"
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04

DR.. Miles Remedies"
DR.. Miles Remedies
are sold by all drug
gists under a positive
guarantee. first bottle
benefits or money re-
funded. Book on dis
eases of the heart and
nerves free. Address,
DIR. NILES MEDICAL
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
To a Hero.

Kipling recently sent Captain Rob.
Icy d. Evans of the Iowa set o
his works and with them these
verses
Zogbaum draws with pencil
And do things with a pen,
But you sit up in coming tower,
Bossing eight hundred men.
Zogbaum takes care of his business.
And / take care of mine,
But you take care often thousand tons,
Sky-hooting through the brine.
Zogbaum can handle his shadows,
And can handle my style,
But you can handle ten-inch gun
To carry seven mile.
To him that hath shall be given,
And that's why these books are sent
To the man who has lived more stories
Than Zogbaum or could invent.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
Bad Conduct-Beware.

1t seems that a crowd Of small
boys are in the habit of congregating
at the corner of Benson street and
Kentucky Avenue, West Side, and
annoying the citizens by throwing
rocks at windows and at citizens
themselves when they protest against
their conduct.
This has gone so far that complaint
has been lodged with Chief of Police
Williams. He has detailed officers
who will attend to these nip young
sters and haul them up before Judge
Herndon, If this thing does not cease
at once.
1t has even gone so far that con-
tractor, who has a number of hands
at work over there, has been forced
to complain to the Chief that these
hOodlums are endeavOring to drive
his work men Off from their work by
rocking them.
The first thing these youngsters
know an officer in disguise will yank
them over to the workhouse to re-
main until the Judge gets ready to
try them.
A word to the wise is sufficient.
"Stop it,"
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
Aged Black Nanny Dies.

Carey Clark, supposed to be l01
years OF age, died at the home OF
Miss Annie Herndon, about two
miles out from this city, on the
Louisville pike, on Monday last.
She was formerly the property of
Miss Herndon's grandfather, the late
Joseph Clark, Esq. His son, Mr..
Chas. j. Clark, the architect of Louis
vile, owns the farm now. The old
woman has never lived anywhere
else since she became free, and was
well taken care of.
Aunt Carey came to Kentucky
with Mrs. Clark, from Virginia,
when Mrs. Clark was first married,
and rode behind her on horseback all
the way.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
VOTED TO LOCAL AND SOCIETY NEWS.
FRANKFORT, KY, SATURDAY, MARCH 4. 1880

As the season of the year when
pneumonia, la grippe, sore throat,
coughs, colds, catarrh. bronchitis
and lung trouhl are to he guarded
against, nothing "is fine su sti-
tue" will "answer the purpose" or
Is '.iust as good" a. One Minute
Cough Cure. This is the one infal-
lible remedy for all lung, throat or
bronchial troubles. Insist vigorously
upon having ii If "sOmething else"
is offered you. Tyler & Hemphill
and w. Mckee Hardie.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
Valuable Remedy.

BY reference to our advertising
columns 1t will be seen that a vaIu-
able remedy has been put upon this
market, which insures relief from
and permanent cure of dyspepsia. 1t
is known as the American Dyspepsia
Tablet. The proof of its efficacy is
easily had. Try it. DR.. j. w. Gayle
and DR.. w. II. Averill are agents for
the sale of this splendid remedy. 1t
is no foreign made patent medicine
but Kentucky product.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04

"Give me liver regulator and l
can regulate the world" said a ge-
MUS. The druggist handed him bot
tie of DeWitt's Little Early Risers,
the famous little pills. Tyler q
Hemphill and w. Mckee Hardie.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
Don't be Kickers.

If every thing is not done just as
you think it ought to be done in the
matter Of the care of the poor and
suffering, don't be a kicker. If you
can't have your way have some one
else's way. Help the poor and dis
tressed now and discuss the why's and
wherefOres afterwards.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
He Fooled the Surgeons.

All doctors told Renick Hamilton,
of West Jefferson, o., after suffering
Is months from Rectal Fistula, he
would die unless a costly operation
was performed; but he cured himself
with five boxes of Bucklen's Arnica
Salve, the surest Pile cure on Earth,
and the best Salve in the World.
25 cents a box. Sold by ]. w.
Gayle, Druggist.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
Carr0llt0n Public Building.

The bill to provide public build
ing for our little neighbor, Carrollton,
p Used both houses of Congress on
Wednesday. 1t appropriates $4,000
for the work.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04

II you have cough, throat irrita-
tiOn, weak lungs, pain in the chest,
difficult breathing, Group or hoarse-
ness, let us suggest One Minute
Cough Cure. Always reliable and
safe. Tyler & Hemphill and w.
Mckee Hardie.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
Indicted.

The nasty uess of local politics in
Lexington was furiously stirred on
Wednesday afternoon, by the indict-
ment of Judge John j. Riley, of the
city court, and Esq. Oldham for their
conduct in connection with the
Mcnamara case.
La Grippe is again epidemic. Ev-
cry precaution should be taken to
avoid it. It's specific cure is One
Minute Cough Cure. A. j. Sheperd
Publisher Agricultural Journal and
Advertiser, Eden, Mo-, says: mo
one will be disappointed in using
One Minute Cough Cure for La
Grippe" Pleasant to take, quick to
act.' For sale by Tyler & Hemphill
ana w. Mckee Hardie.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
For Sale.

As agent for the Methodist Church,
South. of this city, will sell the
PEWS now in said church. They
will be sold cheap. Apply to
22-tf. r. ROGERS.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
Official Advertiser.

The ROUNDABOUT has been DIES ig-
mated as the official medium through
which advertisements of bankrupts
shall be made In Franklin county.
The Frankfort roundabout. [volume] (Frankfort, Ky.) 1882-1908, 1899-03-04
NO. 27

~hEhE As no more Responsible poeltion
on earth than that of a railroad engin-
eer. On his steady nerves, clear brain,
bright eye and perfect self command, de-
pend the safety OF the train and the lives
of its passengers. DR.. Miles Ncrvine and
other remedies are especially adapted to
keeping the nerves steady, the brain clear
and the mental faculties unimpaired.
Engineer F. W. Mccoy. formerly of 1893
Broadway, Council Bluffs, but now residing
at 3411 Humboldt St., Denver, writes that he
suffered for years from constipation, caus-
ing sick, nervous and bilious headaches and
was fully restored TO health by DR.. Miles
Nerve & Liver Pills. heartily recommend
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For Rent..-Store Room.

The large store room in Masonic
Temple-One of the best in the city
is offered for rent. Apply to Capt.
b. G, Milan or Ben II. Farmer.
Att.
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in the action of the last assembly and
appreciate the devotion to the truth
and the concern for the welfare of the
church which prompted their action.
| desire to say also that l yield to no
one in my devotion to the truth, and
in my concern for the welfare of the
church.
Praying for the blessing Of God upon
the church universal ar especially
upon that branch of it witnin which I
was born and bred, and whose interests
| have most deeply at heart, am
Respectfully and fraternally yours,
A. c. M'GIFFERT.
Most of the morning was devoted to
a discussion of the report of the COM
mittee on ministerial relief presented
yesterday. At present Presbyterians
give only six and half cents per cap
tia annually for this purpose, which
was shown to be far too little.
Greetings were sent to the general
assembly of the Southern Presbyterian
church, in session in Richmond. Va.
and to the Cumberland assembly at
Denver.
The assembly commended the plan
OF the board of freedmen to raise S40,-
0O0 between now and Monday night.
over 200 Geographic appeals have been
sent out.
This afternoon the commissioners
and others went to St. Paul sight
seeing in special electric cars
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end the assembly will either reassert
its position of last year and let the
matter drop, or else recommend the
New York Presbytery to take up the
question of expulsion of DR.. McGiffert,
which means heresy trial.
DR.. McGiffert's letter follows:
New York, May Is, 1899.
To the General Assembly of the Pres
byterian Church:
Dear Brethren-At the meeting of the
General Assembly held in May, 1898, ac-
ton was taken in reference to a book
entitled "a History of Christianity in
the Apostolic Ages" of which l am the
author, and was communicated to me
by the stated clerk under date of Sep
TENDER %, 1898. Waving at this time
all questions of constitutional right and
order, have thought it proper to look
upon the action in the light of friendly
advice from Christian brethren, in
which light, indeed, it would seem that
it must have been looked upon by
those who joined in it.
Regarded thus the action evidently
requires no response from me, nor did
the assembly intimate in any way that
the response was either expected or de-
sired. But it is my wish to be gov
erned entirely by the spirit of Chris
tan fraternity, and therefore take this
opportunity of informing the brethren
together in the first general assembly
since the action was taken, what I have
felt my duty to be in view of the fra
ternal counsel offered me.
The action of the assembly, as we'll
as the overture from the presbytery at
Pittsburg, upon which that action was
based, make it evident that many of
my positions. together with the spirit
and purpose of my. book as a whole,
have been seriously Inexperienced.
Such misapprehension is, I sincerely
regret, and l wish here to emphatical
ly repudiate the false constructions
that have been placed upon my book in
many quarters. So far as my views
are concerned. they have been and re-
main, as | believe. in accord with the
faith Of the Presbyterian church and
of evangelical christendom in all vital
and essential matters, and | therefore
cannot feel that it is my duty or even
my right in Justice to myself and to
my brethren, and to the church of our
divine Lord and Master in which I am
an office bearer, to withdraw from the
ministry of the Presbyterian church.
In taking this position to which l am
constrained by profound sense of
duty, desire to say that I recognize
gratefully the spirit of Christian kind
ness which animated those who Joined
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hold everyday occurrence, but choc-
oiate-one shirks making that!
Here are some clear directions for
making it at home:
First get some fresh, well-favorea
chocolate, either in cakes or powdered.
different qualities vary little as 10
the amount that must be used to make
a cup, but directions are usually given
with each kind.
AS rule, you allow about one ounce
OF chocolate to a breakfast cup.
Ii 1t Is cake, cut it into thin shaw
1ngs and melt it in a CUP with one tea,
spoonful OF milk, mixing it till smooth
If powder, mix it smoothly with =
little cold milk.
Bon one breakfastcupful of milk,
pour II on the chocolate. put into A
cIeah pan and whisk it with a small
wire egg whisk till it boils.
lhen serve at once, and serve on the
whipped.
If this is too rich, use less chocolate
or equal parts of milk and water.
SWeeten according to taste.
Mutton Chops with Cheese Sauce
DIP the chops in melted butter and
broii over brisk fire, turning ahout
every minute. Before broilinp tha
chops prepare the sauce and let il stand
over hot water. Parboil two onions
draln, and cut in pieces. put in a
saucepan over the fire with two fable
spoonsfuls of butter, one teaspoonfuI
OF sugar and dash of salt and nenDer
Let TINS cook for a few minutes and
add two tablespoonfuls of cooked rice
ana pint OF broth; simmer until the
onion IS soft, and add two tablespoon-
fuis OF finely grated cheese. and when
thoroughly mixed, press all through q
sieve. just before sending to the table
pour over the chops. This is sufficient
Tor ten or twelve chops.
Spring onions on toast makes a most
delicious dish for those who are fond
OF that vegetable. Mince a bunch If
onions rather fine. cover with cold
water and set over the fire. When at
the boiling point drain and cover again
with cold water. Boil ten minutes
drain and season with salt, pepper. a
small piece of butter rolled in -four and
few sDoonfuls of milk. Serve on
pieces OF hot buttered toast. When
cooked IN this way the onions lose their
strength and become almost odorIess
TEose large Strawberries that we an
saw iii market yesterday were the most
luscious things imaginable. at this time
OF the year. Even June would do well
If she could produce such looking
specimens. For luncheon dip the
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-05-21
H1TcH IN A BRILLIANT scnEME
Made by a Stupid stenographer, ana
WHEY Came Back Post Haste.

An Omaha man whose business IL to
correspondence. would rather take q,linlns
than write letters. His wife Is great
letter writer and when she goes away she
insists on receiving daily letter from
her husband. IL he fails she comes hons
in short order, and for time the atmos-
phere Of the home Is frigld. says the oma-
ha world-Herald.
A short time ago the wife went on
visit to her parents and before leaving
gave her husband explicit instructions 10
write every day. He promised 70 do 50
ard meant to keep his promise HIS forgot.
the first day until too late SO he wired
that he would write the following day.
That night he secured the services OF o
stenographer ard dictated letter
Now / want you TO use that letter as
a model he said to the stenographer.
"and write ~ others. all differently worded
but containing about the same thing. OATS
each one day ahead OF the other. put
each into an envelope properly addressed.
and attend TO mailing them for ms.
Here's = for your trouble"
NThe steHographer. who was young and
Inexperienced, agreed.
Three days later the husband received
a telegram reading:
"WiH be home on first train. Meet me.s
The wife's name appeared al the bottom
The husband was distressed. fearing
that something had happened. Time pass
ed slowly but az last the time arrived.
When his wife stepped from the train
ne gras sped her and asked:
What's the matter, my dearT'
The wife said not a word. but walked
into the depot. Then she opened her lIttss
grip and quietly handed her husband a
bunch Of letters.
The stenogrsplaer had followed instruc-
tions. hut she had mailed all the letters
on the same day.--Omaha Worid-Iferald.
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WHEN THE TIDE IS Low.

Some time at eve when the tide Is low
shall slip my mooring and sal away,
With TO response to the friendly max
II kindred craft in the busy bay.
In fhe silent hush Of the twilight pale,
When the night stoops down 70 embrace
the day.
And the voices call in the waters flow
Some time al even when the tide Is low
/ shall sir my mooring and sail away
Through purple shadows that darkly trail
Ger the ebbfng tide Of the Unknown Sea,
/ shall fare ne away. with a dip OF sail
And ripple Of waters 10 tell the ta4s
OF lonely voyager. sailing away
To Mystic Isles, where AZ anchor lay
The craft Of those who have sailed before
Ger the Unknown Sea 10 the Unseen
Shore.
A few who have watched me sail away
VIII miss my craft from the busy bag.
Some friendly barks that were anchored
near.
Some loving souls that my heart held
dear
IN sent sorrow viii drop,a tear.
But 7 shall have peacefully furied mr. sail
In moorsngs sheltered from storm or xa.e.
And greeted the friends VINO have ssliled
before
Der the Unknown Sea to the Unasen
LIZZIE CLARK HARDY.
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strawberries in the beaten white of an
egg and then in powdered sugar. Put
on the ice until they are very cold and
serve with rich cream.
AS DR.. Wolcot says:
The turnpike road to mans heart. find,
Lies through his mouth, or l mistake man
kind"
IS illustrated to us more and more every
day. Only last week a gentleman of
my acquaintance left the breakfast
table in high dudgeon because the
beefsteak was not cooked properly.
Probably this is an every day occur
renee to many poor woman, but not
having been accustomed to it myself,
| was rather surprised that a gentle
man Cd should behave in such a man
ner. SO we see that it behooyes every
girl to become skilled in all the arts OF
cookery, but, on the other halld, because
piece of meat is not exactly cooked
to suit His Majesty's taste, is no ex-
cuse for such behavior. And don't we
all make mistakes at times? Don't
men frequently make mistakes in their
business affairs? Why, of course, but
still it is an objectionable offense TO
make mistake in cooking NO doubt
If some Of these masculine Knockers
were made to take charge of the kitch-
en- for a while they would not be so
harsh with us in the future.
Too much care cannot be given to
the preparation of spinach: after re-
moving roots, tough stalks and wither-
ed leaves it should be washed through
half dozen waters in order to re-
move the last vestiges of grit. 1t Is
then dropped into boiling salt water.
boiled for ten minutes, drained and
the water pressed out, chopped fine and
reheated in a little cream sauce or but
ter
Asparagus Salad-Wash the aspara-
gus and boil until done. lay on the ice
until it is TO be used: serve with a
French dressing made OF the powdered
yolk of hard-boiled egg, adding two
parts of oil TO one Of vinegar, and salt
and little cayenne pepper. Lay the
asparagus stalks on lettuce leaves and
pour the dressing over it.
Pineapple whip is a Southern dish,
and in the South they know how to
make the table look attractive. A
nice, big pineapple can be gotten now
every day. Peel it carefully and mince
into small bits; whip pint OF cream
until it is all fluff Then stir this
with the pineapple until you have a
delightful looking dish. Set on the ice
and when very cold bring to the table.
The pineapple should be sweetened
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with pulverized sugar before the cream
is mixed with it.

with pulverized sugar before the cream
is mixed with it.
When bread has grown slightly stale,
it can be made palatable in the fol-
lowing ways:
Butter the slices and cut rather
thick; lay for a moment, butter side
down, in a clean skillet that is warm,
but not very hot. Cover the skillet
and in a moment the bread is ready to
serve, having become tender and deli
cate.
Beat an egg, dip some thin slices Of
bread in it and fry in butter until a
golden brown. Dust with pulyeriZed
suger.
Butter a pudding dish, and line 1t
with very thin slices of bread and but
ter, crust and all. Add layer of APP
pies, sliced very thin, and sprinkied
with sugar. Cover with layer Of
bread, then apple and so on until the
dish is filed, making the last layer
bread. Bake covered for about one
hour. This is delicious with cream and
sugar. MARTHA.
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THE HOUSEHOLD.
"Martha's' Interesting Talk-how To Make a
Cup OF Good Chocolate How to Utilize
Old Brsad-Many Other Useful Recipes.

MENU FOR WEDNESDAY. MAY "a.
BREAKFAST sugar and
cream, mutton chops with cheese sauce,
fried potatoes, toast, coffee.
LUNCHEON = Spring onions on
toast, egg salad, strawberries, cakes,
tea.
DlNNER-Tomato soup, boiled ham.
spinach, creamed new potatoes, rad
iNes, asparagus salad. bread and but
ter, pineapple whip, chocolate.
Many readers have often found a cup
OF really well made hot chocolate
wholesome, sustaining and delicious for
luncheon when perhaps having a long.
firing days shopping.
A cup of cocoa is an ordinary house
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LIFE SAVERS.

o crocus and gay daffodii.
II it were not for you
A-bloom.ng IN the gladstone spring,
What would the rhymgters do2
Kansas City Independent.
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white swan Laundry. Phone $50.

Finest line OF Metal Beds in the city
in Copper Brass, Nickel and ColoTed
Enamel. Special prices for this week
at Frew's.
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Pressing Suits, soc; Pants, 15e.
HIATT & KIBBEE, 14f2 Market st.