The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1899-06-27

fr prlsldlnt ~ said Mr.. Hen
messy. He'd be the gr-reat
cannydate. I dinnaw whether
he's a Dimmycrat or a Protes-
tant, but I'd vote FIR him."
NO" said Mr.. Dooley. me
cousin George is not a candydate.
He don't need tn job, an why
shud he take it ? Can ye imag-
in, Hinnissy, cousin George set
tin in tn lap iv Hinky Dink f'r
to get nomynation Can We
think iy him r-runin' around tn
counthry smellin' iv gasoline
smoke an maxim speeches In
Bricklayers hall Cud ye get
cousin George FIR to come but on
tn stoop iv his battleship to ad-
dhress a obligation iv tn Sus-
pinder, Salesman. Expansion
Home Market an Dewey club !?
How'd he look in a photograph
with a cody iv tn Vermont Pal
lajam in his hand an a pitcher iv
his aunt Name on tn wall be-
hind him How'd he an, me
frind Macchew Quay get along
together thryin' to uphold tn
honor iv tn naytional bankin'
system ? How'd he keep him
silf fright with tn CORNER
stone iv tn rappublic, tn thrade
in beef in tn can =? An how'd
he hold tn German vote and
lave it live =?
mo, cousin George is not
candydate. Divvle bit iv it.
A rayporther finds him up on tn
roof iv a battleship, ilivatin tn
degraded Philippians higher
thin Gilderoy's kite, an says he,
Admiral, he says, will yer-run
f'r prisidint p he says. FIR
what 2 says cousin George. FIR
prisidint iv tn United States,
says tn rayporther. 1 see me-
silf. says cousin, pointin' long
gun at a church. 1 see mesilf
goin' home to that happy but ex-
cited country, an gallopin' ar
round firm wan precinct to an
other, nailin' dillygates, he says.
I see mesilf, he says, as he
shoots thirteen-inch shell at
former allies, tellin' tn Nay
tional Association iv Mannyfact-
herers iv Imbammed Beef that
they're presarvin' tn thraditions
iv Washington and Lincoln he
says, 'whin they can't presarve
COW meat so that it'll last
through a hard winter he says,
Catch me singin' 'They'se No
Place Like in Boston an he
says, "They'se No Place Like
Home to Get Away Firm in
Washington" he says. 'Th'
on'y jooties / know about is
those, he says. 1 owe to me-
silf to paste yon small but fiery
ruffyans. he says. 'Th' money
question with me is, will, l get
tn salary that goes with tn new
job, or won't 1 2 he says. I'm
here he says, AN tn beouch-
Gus blue sky iv our happy colony
is over me- he says, an I'd
rather have me fellow citizens
that is to be if they live as marks
f'rme,' he says, thin to be mark
FIR thin an tn likes iv them at
home he says. Say to tn
good people iv TIL United States,
he says, that I'm doin' well
where l am he says, There
bein nawthin' left on tn sea, he
says, L am pursooin' land opera
tions on me own hook, he says.
I've just repelled a cav'lry
charge, he saps, an tomorrow
I'll have me ships thrained to
} climb threes an dhrive out
} sharpshooters, he says. I'm
} tn boy orator iv the Pasig.' he
says, an I'm maxim a speech
} ivry five minyitis. an ivry speech
} a great hith with tn colored
vote. he says i recognize tn
} honor We. as a representative
} rayporther, have offered to me.
} he says, but, he says, i pre-
} fer he says, that somewan else
} shud have it. he says. Besides,
} he says, 'mebbe if l wanted it ]
} ouddent get it. he says.
$50 there We ARE. Hinnissy.
} Cousin George will will not come
} ON here to Address you an 9th,
} er intilligint citizens like We firm
} tn back iv a dhray. He'll lave
} tn distiny iv tn raypublic tC
} other hands that can couthrol it
} tn way tn man controlled til
} balloon whin he got caught be
} tn anchor. He'll lave tn des
} tiny iv tn nation to others, an
} see that tn shootin' iv tn nation
goes sthraight. Firm tn looE
} iv things, tn statesman can take
} a day off FIR awhile an lave tn
wurruk to tn marksman. Cousin
: GEORGE will Stav in tn philiD