The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-10-16
GEORGIE's PA

NIEORGIE > IA
Takes the two Boys toa Bicycle Par
ade-The Consequences.
Ne and paw and little Albert went to
Ma and paw and little Albert went to
See the BIsicul purrade Last mite. May
and the pupp Couldn't so Becoz NAV
didn't feal well and the conduckter
Kicked the pupp often the Car Step and
paw SEED he wished Beer Wagon or
sumthlng would run over the Blame
Broot.
Nav dlden't want to Let paw Take
me and little albert for fear sumthlng
mite Happen, But paw told Her we OF to
See 1t.
"They intent never Have anuther
Chanel to Look at Ennythlng Of this
Kind" paw says. and thay'll Remem-
Der 1t as Long as thny live. It's always
n Good thing to Let Children see these
sites. They make Impressions on Them
that thay Can Talk about when they
| GRO I'M, OF corse ! Don't Care TO See u
mlself. But it'l be graft thing for the
Boys"
Now, paw, Don't let Emmy Thing
Happen to the children in That turrable
Crowd. II you Do Can't never forgive
mIself fer Trusten you out Alone with
Them" rA. ?
"say," paw says, do you no That
Lived neeriy Thurty years Before you
got 10 TakIn me out and Looking after
me? Sumtlmes Don't Hardly no How
/ ever Done II. The way you Talk to
me 1t Seems Like MS II always OF to BE
TrottIn along Holdin to your Dress ter
fear l mite git Lost In the Graft sitty.
/ wisht you'd git over the Habbut OF
thinkln / amt nothin But nlnnosunt
Child Of nature list offen the Farm. l
aln't going to sit scared at no hre en-
CINE and Don't Haft to git polees-
nun to Take me acrost the street LOT
fear 1 mite Git Run over By Push
cart"
So when we got Down Town the F'urst
thing we new the people was pushin an
around us, and a woman with NUM-
berella Stuck one End of 1t In paws
stummIck and Begin to Back up, Beeoz
the folks In front was walkin on Her
feet
Little Albert and Tryln to Git Hold OF
the umberella, IT aln't never Done
nothin to you nor Emmy OF your ram
But She Dlden't seem to no He was
talkin to Her. so little albert asst
z''Is this the purrade, paw?"
'No," paw hollered, ITS a noutrnge,
that's what 1t is. Say. Take that um-
berelln out OF me, will you. Blame IL
ain't you got Sense enuf to no thay are
other people What Has a Rite to be on
By that time She Got Chanel to
turn around and she snys to paw:
"Yon nIn't no Gentelmun."
'T aln't no sord swollower neether'"
p'1 Then thay was q Large man with
Reddish whiskers turned around and
Says to paw: 40
Whats the matter with your"
So paw Got Hold OF Little albert
agIn and We went to nnuther place
WHARF we Could see Lots and Lots OF
people In Front Of US.
us this the purrade now" littlc al
bert asst.
thing goin' on out thRre In the Street
But Can't see what 1t IS.
After we stood Thare While pay seu
we Better Hunt Sum Better place 50
we Backed up agin and went around
anuther Block and come out WHARF thay
was HOllerln and Cheerin at sum-
thing We couldn't see.
Paw got tired purity Soon, so He Set
little Albert Down. and Ciumb up by
the post what Held Sine ut the Cor
uer.
Here thny Come, Boys" he says at
ter He was UP thare about minnit'
"Gee But It's fine"
"Whats COmIn?" Little Albert ast.
"The purrade." paw says.
"well, Can't see It," Little Albert
says.
Then thay was n Lot OF polensmun
Come and yelled at the Crowd to Gilt
Back. and n Il WouIden't Of Been for
mo I CESS for poor Little Albert would
OF met Horrable fnlt. But Hollered
out that we was Glttln killed. and two
men picked us up and the lurst IhlhE
we knew we Was about Block rum
thRre and paw wasen't Emmy wharss III
site.
Then little Albert He begin to Boil
and l felt Kind Of Lonesum and thny
was n mold Lady Come and nst us our
Names und WHARF we Lived and all
about Il, But after while paw Come
Swettin and SkrooBen thru the Crowd
and when He Seen us He says:
'ThnCE the Last time I'll Ever Bring
you Boys TO purrade. What made you
Run away? ! Had Place WHARF ! mite
OF Seen the Hole thing II IL woulden't OF
Been fer you. Blame II, never Tride to
Do a Kind thing yit But that got the
worst Of II. Come on, Let's so Home"
SO we went around thru the Back
Streets to WHARF, we could git on u car
and when paw went to Pay BE give q
yell and SEED;
by links, I Bin tutched."
II wnsen't no lie heather, His watch
nnd mummy was gone and CESS we
would Oh walkln Home ylt II NAV
Haden't OF Give me n quarter Before we
So when we Got In the House SAYS
TO nav;
yves, nav Told tho truth"
"Whnt nbout7" NAV aSt.
I'VE won't never forget It." I says,
"nnd Il mnde Impresshun on us,
/ Don't no what Happened AFTER
That, But my the Sound think NAV
Had the best Of II. GEORGE.