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The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

my surmlses we're brought TO an
abrupt close. Mrs. Casey's improving
grafton had reached a rounded period.
and / was evidently expected to say
Amen" and take my departure, chas-
tened and edited in spirit. I rose to
say good-by.
You will have a charming after
noon for YOU walk, Mr.. Dennys." che
said, taking my hand with some
alacrity. Situated as you behold l
am, away from all civilization. I regret
It is not In my power to offer you even
the form of hospitality" When I had
murmured a hasty disclaimer she re-
sumed complacently, But you will
have a charming afternoon for your
walk; you came from Baliykillagan,
did you not?'
Eyes, | walked thence-I could find
no car in the village; it must be eight
or nine miles at the least"
Because You came by the road; by
the cliffs and across the Goats Back
It's not quite FIVE. Helen, my grand
daughter here, will put you on the
track If you like"
| said | would like, and the next
minute Helen and / were standing out
side, / waited for a moment thinking
she would want hat. cloak, or sun
shade, but, as she seemed to consider
herself fully equipped, We started at
once across the sloping meadow that
led to the brink OF the cliff, where
she paused with shyly averted face,
pointed to a tiny ~sheep-track winding
round the coast, babe me keep to that
until had turned the third point, then
to steer inland in a s%outherly direction
until l came to a ruined cabin.
Here l interrupted her, somewhat
aggrievedly, explaining that l was
quite a stranger in these parts, and
would be sure to lose myself If she did
not accompany me farther.
Besides" l concluded tentatively,
"as your grandmother impressed on
me, it certainly is lovely weather for
walking, and you have nothing par
ticular to do this afternoon, have
your"
II have nothing at all to do; If you
wish, III go with you as far as you
like" sh answered, much to my sur
prise, and starting at a break-necb
pace down the cliff.
Ito be Continued.)
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
The Mirage Of Wealth.

II is pitiable beyond words to sea
myriads ct young men missing the
w~ell-spring Of a joyful, simple, natural
life, which rises at the door Of most
men, In their mad rush for their mirage
Of wealth. How many have confessed,
within my knowledge, to the mistake
which, In their case, has been irretriev-
able! Highly strung nerves, the ina
bility to live without stimulus; the ha-
tired OF the country for its quiet, and Of
children for their noise; the habit Of
securing service by gifts OF money or
high wage; the memory of those who
have been crushed down in the eager
rush, are not the best conditions for
the enjoyment of ease and rest, even II,
as is not at all certain, they are OBJ
tanned. Young men. the ideal life con-
sists not in the abundance OF things
you possess, but in what you are. Seek
God. purity, wisdom, a knowledge OF
books, science and nature, and all other
things will be added unto you.-Rev.
F. b. Meyer.
some important changes have been
made in the Maintenance of Way de-
partment of the Baltimore and Ohio
lines east of the Ohio river by Assist
ant General Manager Willard. There
will hereafter be four division en-
gineers instead of six, with territory
and headquarters as follows: B.. T.
Fendall, all lines between Philadel-
phia and Brunswick, Md, with head
quarters at Baltimore. c.. B. owen.
the main line and branches between
Brunswick, Md, and Grafton, w. Va
including Brunswick yard, with head
quarters at Cumberland, Md. J. f,
Cassell, the main line from Parkers-
burg to Wheeling, including both
terminals and the Belington branch,
with headquarters at Grafton, w. Va.
c. r. Manning, the main line and
branches from Wheeling to Cumber-
land by way Of P%tttsburg, with head
quarters at Pittsburg.
Any good robust woman with a rolling
pin, con knock a hole in the pie crust.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
~NONPLUSED JOKERS.
One Verse OF Poetry Paid for Robbie
Burns Dinner.
ITO be C~ontinued.)

One Verse OF Poetry Paid for Robbie
Burns Dinner.
Here Is a story told of Robert Burns
i his youth. Burns was living In
the town Of Ayr, and though still
young had attained more than a local
reputation as a poet, says the Newcas-
tie (England) Chronicle. One day he
was passing through the main street
Of the town and saw two strangers sit
ting at one Of the inn windows. With
idle curiosity he stopped to look at
them. Seeing him and thinking that
the rustic might afford them some
amusement while waiting, the strang-
ers called him in and asked him to
dine with them. Burns readily &C
cepted the invitation and proved a
merry, entertaining guest. When din
ner was nearly finished the strangers
suggested that each should try his
hand at v~ersemaking and that the one
who failed to write a rhyme should pay
for the dinner. They felt secure in
the challenge. believing that their
rustic guest would pay for the meal.
The rhymes were written and Burns
read the following: Il, Johnny Peep,
saw two sheep; two sheep saw me.
Half a crown apiece will pay for their
fleece, and ], Johnny Peep, go free"
The strangers establishment was great
and they both exclaimed: "Who are
you? You must be Robbie Burns"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

s rs.
MY POOR WIFE
BY J. P. SMITH.

BY J. P. SMITH.

She bent her head in assent, her face
still buried in her hands.
No, | did o guess" | answered
hoarsely, after a short pause; "and l
think, Miss Stopford, IL you review
your conduct to me during the last
WI months, you will have to admit
you gave me little reason for arriving
at such a conclusion. Who is her" 1
demanded roughly.
II can't tell you; don't ask me.
Oh, Paul, dear old friend. won't you
try to forgive me?" she pleaded, lifting
her lovely tear-stained face timidly to
mine. Il am so sorry, so sorry If l
have panied you-I did not mean to in
deed. Ii thought you looked upon
me only as a sister whom you had
known"
"A sister," l interrupted. with a
harsh, loud laugh-"a sister! Edith,
can you look me in the face and say
you believed such a thing? No, |
thought not"-as she covered away
from me instinctively. You knew
what you were doing well-well; but
you would not spare your dear old
friend n single pang-you would
drag him to your feet, and let your
heartless vanity batten on his an
guish! Oh, it was shameful! Had you
not a glut of victims already?"
Paul" she cried impulsively-and
there was a touch Of decision In her
voice that silenced me-"that is
enough; I will listen to no more-let
me pass, please. One day you will be
sorry for those words-on your Bonded
knees you will ask my pardoni"
Now, now my dearest, my sweet
est" interrupted impetuously. falling
down again before her, love overmas-
tering every other emotion. Il will
ask your pardon a thousand times. il
you will only give me one little word
of hope! Oh, Edith, II you knew how
| loved you, you-you would pity me a
little!"
I had seized her dress, and was kiss
ing its f1imsy frilling wildly, when her
cool white hand was laid on my brow
and she whispered tenderly-
81 can't, l can't pity you, Paul.
Don't you-don't you understand you
have come too late?"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
CHEAP PASSENGER RATES

Via AtchisOn, Topeka Il Santa Fe Railway
June 16 and list. Louis and return,
s39.5
July /. 2 and 8--Detroit and return, ISL.
July 8, 8 and 10-Richmond n return,
s59.7 {.
July 10, II and Indianapolis, Ind. and
return, S46.10.
Two daily trains via r. G. w. railway.
Dining ears. Standard and tourist Pull
mans. Electric lighted chair cars. Rock
baIlasted roadbed. Grade crossings. In
fact, all the Injuries and safety appliances
of modern times. For maps, etc. call on
or address c. F. Warren, general agent,
A., T. as. F., All Dooly block, Salt Lake
City, Utah.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
And mems tears are women's tears


Effective June LIST, the Rio Grands West.
ern railway began operating Its new dim
ing cars serving all meals on all its through
trains. The arrangement included Ne. .
leaving Ogden at 7:S0 a. m. and Salt Lake
City at $50 a. m. also No. 4 leaving Or.
den at 6:35 p. m. and Salt Lake City At
7:40 p. nj. The west-bound through trains,
both morning and night, will also carry
diners. The cuisine is as perfect as it La
possible to make it. Service, a Ia carte
80 that you can have your coffee and
rolls" for breakfast, or you can select from
a menu as elaborate and complete as the
market of Utah can supply.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
IMPORTANT LAW POINT.
Has just Been Established for Cslifor-
MIA Fig Syrup Co.

Has just Been Established for Califor-
MIA Fig Syrup Co.
An important decision has Just been
rendered in San Francisco in the
United States Circuit Court, in the "a
of the california Fig Syrup Company
VS.. Clinton T., Worden & Co., ct al"
The principal defendant is a large non
secret manufacturing concern. A per-
manent injunction has been granted
enjoining the defendants from using
the name-Syrup OF Figs, or Fig
Syrup-and ordering them to pay the
costs and account for damages. The
decision is OF the greatest value. not
only to manufacturers of proprietary
articles, but to the public generally, as
it afirms that the valuable reputation
acquired by an article of merit, will be
protected by the Courts, and that the
party who builds the reputation by ex-
tensive and legitimate advertising, is
entitled to the full fruits OF his enter
prise. This confirms the title OF the
California Fig Syrup Co. to this genu-
inc and most valuable remedy, Syrup
OF Figs"
1t is said that some Of the sheep farms in
Australia are IS large as the whole OF
England.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
Pleasing the Birds.

A scientist once put an automatic
musical box on the lawn, and spent
many hours watching the robbins.
blueDirds and other birds gathering
about IL. A looking glass put up
where the birds can see themselves in
it, is also very attractive, while a COM
bination of a musical box and a look
ing glass pleases the birds more than
anything else one could put out tor
their amusement.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
Cameo Pictures.

The new cameo pictures are most
dainty. These are made on heavy.
rough surfaces. in dark shades or deep
colors. The paper upon which the ig-
ures are Impressed or embossed In bas
relief ia large enough to be used also
as a mat, and only a narrow edge OF
molding is necessary to finish the pic
ture. The transparent effect of the
cameo is obtained by white enamel ap-
Piled with a brush to the embossed
outlines. Dancing figures or cupids
sinsly or in groups, make a very pret.
ty and effective little picture.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
90 Wrs. 2mAAam,
Lynn, Mass.
[LErrER TO xRs. NO. 4I,sszJ

"DEAB FRIEND-A year ago I was o
great sufferer from female weakness.
My head ached all the time and I would
get so dizzy and have that all gone
feeling in the stomach and vas 90
nervous and restless that 1 did not
know what to do with myself.
my food did me no good and I hada
bad case of whites. wrote to you and
after taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound as directed, I can
truly say that / feel like a new woman
and cannot tell you how grateful I am
to you.
AZ have recommended it to all my
friends and have given it to my
daughter who is now getting along
splendidly. May you live many years
to help our suffering sisters."-MRs. G.
CARPENTER, 253 GRAND ST., BRooKLYH,
N. Y.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
Eickle Man.

Forget thee?" wrote a young man
to his girl-"forget thee? When the
earth forgets to revolve, when the
stars forget to shine, when the rain
forgets to fall. when the flowers for
get to bloom-then, and not till then.
will I forget thee" Three months
later he was going to see another eirl
with big feet and money in bank.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
Society Leaders

Are necessarily people Of excellent 3adr
ment, taste and refinement. In travefins
they demand the best service obtainabls
and the hberality with which they pat.
ronize the Union Pacific il one OF the bess
proofs Of that lines superiority. TSaEee
Office, "Old Stand" 2ol Main street
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

Husband crushing into the room)-
Come out, quick! Wife-What's the
matter? THE house is on fire and we
will be burnt to death IL we hesitate a
moment. Run, run for your life!"
Eyes, I'll be out in a minute. I've got
to tidy up the room a little, SO that 1t
will look decent when the firemen get
harop
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

Congressman Amos J. Cummings.
Cuba, and | always have a bottle in
reserve. Since my return | have not
suffered from catarrh. but II / do l
shall use Pe-ru-na again. Meantime
you might send me another bottle.
Yours, Amos J. Cummings, M. G.
Summer catarrh assumes various
forms. 1t produces dyspepsia and
bowel complaint. 1t causes bi~liousness
and diseases of the liver. 1t deranges
the kidneys and bladder. Summer ca
tarrh may derange the whole nervous
system, when it is known to the med
ical profession as systemic catarrh. Pc
ru-na IS a specific for all these forms
OF catarTh. Pe-ru-na never disap-
points. Address DR.. Hartman, Column
bus, Ohio, for a free book on summer
catarrh.
There are few synonyms in the language
To-, ;rgtoran a tL1,n+,,f1 oIuv.ac 40 onl n
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

Over eighty thousand
such letters as this were re-
ceived by Mrs. Pinkham
during 1897. Surely this is
strong proof of her ability
to help suffering women.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

We honor the champion Of Santiago
Bay, and also sell Champion Mowers,
Binders and Rakes, Plymouth Red
Tag Irvine, and Case Threshing ma.
chinery, nothing better made. Houses
at Idaho Falls and Mcutrslie., Idaho,
Logan, Ogden and Salt Lake City,
Utah.
Co-oP. WAGON & MACHINE Co,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
Confession of a Millionaire.

Armillionaire confessed the secret of his
success in two words-hard work. Hs put
in the best part of his life gaining dollars
and losing health, and now he was putting
in the other half spending dollars to get it
back. Nothing equals Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters for restoring health. 1t cures dys
pepsia and indigestion,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
Your Eastern Mail

is now carried on the Overland Limited Of
the Union Pacific, because "Uncle Sam"
knows that the cold Reliable gives the
best service and makes the quickest time
of any line in the west. Ticket office, "Old
101 Main street.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
Supreme Court sustaIns the Foot-Ease
Trade Mark,

Justice Laurhlin, in Supreme Court, Buffalo, has
ordered a permanent injunction, with costs, and a
fun accounting Of sales, to issue against Paul b.
Hudson, the manufacturer of the foot powder called
"Dr Clarks Foot Powder" and also against a retail
dealer OF Brooklyn, restraining them from making
or selling he Dr. Clark's Foot Powder, which is de.
elared, in the decision Of the Court, an imitation and
infringement Of til Ease" the powder to shake
into your shoes for tired, aching feet, now so largely
advertised and sold all over the country. Allen S.
Olmsted, of lie Roy, y. Y, is the owner OF the trade
mark "FoOt-Ease,' and he Is the first individual
who ever advertised a foot powder extensively over
the country. He VIII send a sample Free to any one
who writes him for It. The decision in this case up
holds his trademark and renders all parties liable
who fradulentlg attempt To profit by the extensive
'FOOt=Ea'e e. advertising, in placing upon the market
a spurious and similar appearing preparation, Ia
beled and put up In envelopes and boxes like Foot
Ease. Similar suits viii be brought against Others
who are now infringing on the Foot-Ease trade
mark and common Law rights.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, 75c.

A volunteer in a Colorado regiment at
Manila has been cured of suffering by be-
ing shot through the throat by a Mauser
bullet. but the remedy is a bit too heroic
ever to become popular with stammerers.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

VNIbltHUb WHICu BIFOo InsOuHI OHO "H1
cures within a few days. Its effect is won
derful when applied to Burns, Scalds, Sun
burn, Boils, Assesses, Scrofulous Affec
tions, Scalp Humors Chatting Parts and
Raw Surfaces. Prepaid by mail rs and sos
per box. Write today for a free sample OF
5 DROPS Salve to the Swanson Rheumatic
Cure Co., 160-164 e. Lake St., Chicago. Ill.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

New York, Oct. II, 1898.
Pe-ru-na Drug Mfg Co., Columbus, o.:
Gentlemen-Pe-ru-na is good for ca
tarrh. | have tried 1t and know it. 1t
relieved me immensely on my trip to
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

"What kind of a cook is your wife, Mr.
Happeighf" 1.-THE best kind in the world
she never goes into the kitchen"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

A book published in Japan 1000 years
ago notes at that time good silk was al
ready produced in twenty-five provinces of
that country.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

to cure Piles,
skin diseases,
and chronic
specific for
only one In
- --If-f ~
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

Man, born of woman, is of few days and
full of trouble. What few days the trouble
is out of sight he wanders about uneasily
hunting it.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

In this weather some men are stuck on
their clothes, and some mems clothes feel
stuck on them.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

which never fails
Eczema and all
also old running
sores. 1t is a
Piles, and the
a-se4A-4n -btoE
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

l never used SO quick a cure as Piso's
Cure for Consumption.-J. B. Palmer,
Box III, Seattle, Wash, Nov. rs, 1895.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
FOURTH OF JULY RATE
Via Rio Grande Western Railway.

On July Bird and 4th the Rio Grande
Western railway will sell excursion tickets
to any point on the lines at one single fare
for the round trip. Tickets good until
July 9th, 1899. Best local train service to
Ogden, Provo, Eureka, etc, etc,
There is a tombstone in a New England
graveyard with an inscription which reads
81 was well, l wanted to be better. Here
lam"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

1t is the man with the strongest pull that
draws the most salary.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

Farmer Honk-Your nephew plays
the fiddle, don't he? Farmer Stack
pole-Nope; he works at 1t.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

Truth would grow and bs more healthful
and good | ooking il she got more air and
aYarcisA
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
That Dull, Awful Pain,

rs sick headache. Cure 1t. Avoid 1t. Cascarets
Candy Cathartic give quick relief and prevent head
aches II taken in time. All druggists, lOc, 25c, Soc.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

An unconscious enemy to society Ia the
man who wears a red eravat with q pink
shirt.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
HAUNTED HOUSES HABITABLE

In the canny North of England is a
man who gets his living by the pursuit
of a very peculiar profession. He styles
himself an "exorciser," or "curer OF
haunted houses He makes it his bust
ness to call on house and estate agents
in various parts of the country and
inquire as to the houses of ghostly rep
utation they have upon their cata-
logues. Then, for an arranged fee,
ranging from Ct to G5, according to
the circumstances of the case, he I'M
dertakes to rid the premises of their
visionary visitant, which function he
invariably fulfls to the satisfaction OF
all concerned.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

1t is a fortunate thing sometimes to be IN
the hole, especially about the time q cy.
clone hits the town.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
for children teething, softensths gums. reducesi In
fammation, allays pain, cures wind collie. Is cents
a bottle.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

The bachelor with only one idea consid-
ers that young women were made solely to
chew gum.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

Cotton: We hate some persons because
we do not know them and we will not
know them because we hate them,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05
FREE.

Kindly inform your readers that for the
next 30 days we will send a sample box OF
our wonderful 5 DROPS Salve free,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

This is the time when the young nan
with the $4,000 education prepares to nus
tie foc a $500 Job.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

"Money talks" said Weary Waggles,
''but l i never had ever speaking acquaint-
ance with it,
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

There are few synonyms in the language
For instance, a doctor charges 50 and a
physician" IS, The same $ marks the diff
ference between lawyer and attorney"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

His methods are a mystery to all but
himself, for he is engaged ejecting the
phantoms from their favorite promen-
AIDES. One of this gentleman's envious
detractors AYERS that he has dealings
with the powers OF evil. All that is
known of him in the locality where he
resides is that his religious convic-
lions are decidedly u~northodox, and
that he is an enthusiastic patron Of
spiritualistic seances. Indeed, he will
readily travel a score Of miles to be
present at one Of these performances.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

He has, however, been heard to re-
mark that when all the historical
ghosts in the kingdom are laid it viii
be comparatively easy to raise more by
judicious converse with country folK'
most of whom are incurably supersti-
tlous. He asserts that he has no fear
of anything supernatural, and he will
often spend successive nights alone in
houses which most people carefully
avoid. At present this exorciser ID
earning at least two hundred pounds a
wear by this weird art. He says that
he will conide his secret to his son,
who will succeed him in his unique
calling.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

Fully aware of the stigma attaching
to a haunted house, and it's consequent
depreciation in value, agents having
such tenements upon their books are
only too glad to secure the services OF
this extraordinary eXorcist. Nearly
every district in Great Britain has its
haunted houses, so that business is US
uallv brisk with this uncanny individ-
ual.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

Any good robust woman with q rolling
pin, con knock a hole in the pie crust.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-08-05

1t is said that some Of the sheep farms in
Australia are IS large as the whole Of
England.