Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-25

chain an a gold ring, jest as true as
you live, an kid glo~ves-drivin gloves
he called 'em-an he driv' In 'em no
doubt, fur he rid an he rid, carryin
them fellers he he'd got in with around.
He went off with 'em to a politics con-
vent1on a year ago an left the hay all
down. A rain blew up-I told him l
felt in my bones tibet twas cnmin-an
1t rained, ar it rained, al when he got
home the hay was spilled. He got it in.
but twas musty, an the critters
wouldn't eat it, an cum winter he he'd
ter buy hay. he was sc ashamed he
wouldn't buy 1t around hum, for never
before since the Lord set 'em apart in
to families did a Staples ever buy hay.
So he drove II miles to the city an
got baled hay and brought it hum in
ther night an hid it in the haymow an
fed it out to the cows in the barn.
Waal, come spring there was dunnin
letters comm in every day, for not IN
ly he'd he spent all he had laid by
In the bank, but he'd got trusted be-
sides. After awhile a city man he
owed for his black beetle winged tail
coat an his high silk hat come dunnin
an said he'd take up with q cow for
family use, an what did he do but up
and sell him Betty, the best COW in the
barn! I tell you, that struck me
spunky, but l didn't say nothin or not
so very much"
Didn't say very muchY' echoed
poor Staples, bracing his shoulder
anew. "'Twan't nothin but kersher-
if, kersheriff, kersheriff, from mornin
till night"
"Waal, you came near being ker-
sherlffed yourself when that man came
after you that driv' off Bet to pay for
n buzz beetle tailed coat, razor toed
yaller shoes, a cane an a plug hat.
Why, he even had his linen he called
1t, done up at a laundry"
"He did make rapid progress" laugh
ed the lawyer.
Progress! I thought SO when them
men came an said Bet had got tu-ber-
co-lo-sis. 1 said | didn't know what
kind of tubers they had been givin
her. She hadn't had nothin on the
farm but potatoes an carrots, an they
agreed with her well enough. Then
he said we must have the herd inocu-
lated, an I said we'd all been vaccinat-
ed, an ] guessed that would do for the
cows an all. So we jawed till Staples
dressed up an hitched up an drove off
with them. Day al night he was gone
for two or three weeks, an l thought
I should hey a-went crazy. Farm work
s~ufferin, old Betty a-dyin, an l said she
should be brought home. So they load
ed her on to a drag an brought her
back one night an put her on some
clean straw In the sheep shed, SO tho
other critters shouldn't ketch it.
Il went out to see her an didn't be-
lleve in any of their newfangled talk.
She's pizened or else she's a-swallow.
ed something l said, an they kept up
their talk about %prosecutin us for sell
in a COW that hadn't been tested, an l
said we'd been a-testin her milk an
cream for years, but all the talk didn't
save the cow. She died.
'Then l set UP that she should be
cut open, an one O. them men said, as
pompous as a big dictionary: Very
well. Wen have a post norton exam
nation, my good woman said |
didn't feel jest then as If l was any
body's very good woman, but I wanted
that GOV cut open, post norton or rail
norton, it didn't matter to me. She
never was unruly. An one Of the men
said, kinder laughin, we will pro-
coed with the autopsy an l said l
didn't care what kind Of Autopsy they
proceeded with, she was black enough
to be a Topsy or a Dinah. l knew
what they meant, but l didn't mean to
let them know 1t. So they went on
with the examination, an what do you
think they found but a piece Of Ca
madam wire a foot long. That poor
old %critter, starvin on baled hay, had
chanked down an swallowed that wire,
an it had tangled around an punched
through her internal machinery tryin
to digest itself till it had twisted poor
old Betty's heart all up so it couldn't
beat no longer"
Well, then they cannot prosecute
you for keeping an infected herdY
mo, but the Society For the Proven
ton of Cruelty to Animals might for
keepin milk cows on copper wire. But
now they threaten to prosecute for
damages and veterinaries an experts
an SO on. So now If you will make the
papers givin me a deed Of the farm
I'll give him money to pay up an settle
up all these ker sherifln bills, but this
has got to end It."
But your sheriff fees" said the law
yer. "Will they not help to partly pay
expenses|
Fees" echoed the woman contemp-
tuously, and the man added humbly as
the lawyer took up his pen:
II have had but one case
that writ you instructed me about, you
know; and l hain't never got no pay
for sarvin that, but there can't nobody
say I hain't dressed up an lived up to
the dignity Of the Office"
"That little stub tailed dog is doin
the same" growled the woman; "he's
got q ribbon tied round his neck"
And her auditors laughed until the
little dog barked in sympathy and Ste.
phen Staples piped: "Jes' so! Jes' sol"
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