The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-12-21
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"A naregair 10 . coed deal nis .
tsiy. A n.s 10 sFpose4 10 u 90 ssse,.l
pfitagiss Ssils be- hos coo a bis est.
The isu q eoils 10 AHA iun cors
pared via TIE passiitsiy Etd ,aeeiios 81
snn. psitcps ioi ere-esri piece.
MIS- tp,elsltai Hsss nsn vbc
be- estortua shiob a ls islstis sili
btiss hiE he Dosi netfy.
-rnsotsu 10 The ptilsatisry ere
stosi The oEIy p,nots vito i've Up 10
thtsf couslelAoss
-Mfs. Hsppeet IL eosi srssi dssl 10
issF &c IL TIE eoss,ry ~ .snwer
hstpect - fe.. ny dear. bot yoa irov
te,,r bssfsts@d tee Eobsy.
--Pei Me-, ! .ssi 10 tbos, OF, 10 II
riesred 10 az - BORA isfi
TER NO. ns don't believe !ou
issfrs3 10 t.lh % .oos ~ that,
Mercy. Loaiss. sLsl dolsipI Il
pfssslob rear photograph bss 90.
Yes. vs iesiiss sll rst, until ibs
photographer told me- 10 LOCK- rie,ssrt
-prosp,rir brissi pe.os
Thst's 80 TIE net bsIi door 10 90
basy nos iha be conss hone :. nigh, too
tired 70 practice Oh Ln eornst.
--fiipsotth- = 10 hke to msis b.rssip
With ysu.
SHE Of the nsIl Oct -wbsti
Hip~ouh II you uont sise your toy
sdran tor Csrl.im. ! vou't give mine
horn
--Wbsrs Jour b.msf asked Il. Crusoe
Of The bss suir.L Friday y. ID, re
ply. tpsv nj sroisimed the esssvsy
10 iobo. Of di,psit. knew ri I'm 90
doosi.
Mis-. Bibk, The pspsr says vest
ern somsn be, baby that has never cried
10 is life.
Mr.. Bltk, BY Jovei | wonder how
sbs'll trade.
Oar engagement, is of sssip.
Whsrs the mst'er nos7
Issve her . belt buckle With my photo
graph on II. and she uses IL 10 is.ten her
dogs collar.
-Mrs, Housesiie = Add 30 you have
fnlly decided 10 be married Bridget Have
you considered tLsl msrfiage is = very
serious thing.
Bridget = Yes. mum. I've been watch
log you and Mr., Housesife.
Customer TO bird isHcisi) What's
The lowest you will take for that psrrotf
Bird Fsneier Fifty dollars is the rcck
bottom price.
Parrot B. Come Of You tried TO sell m
Tor thirty yesterday.
Professor Mr.. Drone, l sm sstonish
that you c'nnos remember sny Of the quo
ts,ions esllel Tor 10 todsy's lesson. Can
you recolec, any quotation Of any kindi
Student Yes, sir any fool can ask
questions.
She Yes, she 10 ssomsu who has
suffered . great deal because Of her
belief
He Indeedl Aud What IL her belief
bhc-Thst she can wear . No. 3 shos Cd
; mo. q foot.
Have you nothing you can turn your
hand tor asked the man.
Not Just st present, replied the tramp.
fou see. I'm one o. them bloa.ed capita
lisis temporarily on, O. capital.
--Irste Female See here, do you mean
70 tell me .bst have such 81 ugly nose %
thstf
Photographer Bat my apparatus can
no. lie. Madame. e
Irsie Femsle Then, for goodness sake.
80 and get one that can.
I've come to tell you, sir, thst the
photographs you took Of Us the other day 1
ere not n Ill satisfactory. Why my hus
band looks like an spel
Well, madam, yon shoald have thought
of that before you bsd him tsken.
My dear. said . youne wife TO her
b husband, the baby has been trying TO talk =
again.
What sss be talking sbou,i
Think II must have been politics. He
started very calmly. bat In lev minutes
be vas - angry and red 10 The face % be
could be. It's perfectly wonderful how
he takes si,er you.
Nov, Henry, said the thoughtful
vile OF . rursl denizsn, a. be vas about to
start Tor weeks soiousn 10 the city, be
very careful net to drink too much Ice
water.
Don't you be uneasy, Mary Ann. re
piled Henry resssurinsly. l won't drltk
irop Of water while I'm sone.
The waiter girl knew . thing or two r
,bout table etique,te, 30 she smiled scorn I
lnlly ~ she ssid. It's nc, our custom to
'sivs katie With pie. b
Noi remarked the Customer 10 surprise. i,
Then bring me Al IL,
Jack You lnov when Mabel reject s,
"a me les. week ! told you my troubles
nd you promised 10 help me. Well. she
accepted ne lsst night An 10 thank |,
Iou for in,erc.dine Ter mei
Cousin Belle Not exsotly, dear boy b
amply inlimsstd TO Mabel that VS. q
lites yoo myself
-on one occasion the Prince Of Wsles u
'isiisd . Hie3oo school 10 Madras. The
yonnsstess hsd been drilled into
be propfie,y Of saying Your roys IA
,ishnsss should the prisos peak 10