The Richmond climax. (Richmond, Ky.) 1897-1914, 1899-09-27
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bands and barbecues
Without enthusiasm you cannot gel
up steam. indifference Is fatal. With
out an aggressive campaign there would
be no romance or enchantment for the
hoater, Richard W. Knottl The w in
his name is for Washington.
The Louisville Post is miserable
marplot.
think am safe in predicting that
Jessamine county will not go foHthat old
lmbecile; that Palmer Cox specimen Of
political phenomena, John Your 8
Brownie. recall to my memory that
when he was the regular Democratic
nominee for Governor that Jessamine
county for the first time il quarter
of century went Republican, Other
Blue Grass counties went the same
way; he will therefore not carry Jessa-
mine county this time. / doubt il
Brown will ever get signatures enough
to have his name enrolled on the ballot.
1t requires two per cent. Of the total
vote of the State which would lie
twelve thousand He would have to
add Republican names and fictitious
names and after raking every county
in the State with a6ne tooth comb the
number would have 70 be supplement
ed by rsking every back district in h
itself.
John Young Browns political body
lies Wondering in the grave.
GOebel started in life with only one
suspender and a stOne-bruise The worked
two years as jewelers. apprentice and
then when he got to the Legislature
the corporations did not like him be-
cause, he wasn't for, sale! They have
been, trying to, suppress. him ever
sincel They regard him as q danger
GUS citi4enl His WHOLE political record
shows him q young Hickory. ;.
This Brown ticket .remipds me ,OI
the old preacher who wanted to- talk to
Bob Ingersoll about iBob's immortal
soul. Bob told him to fire away and be
hellfired away. After he got through
Bob said: ,tAeeording to you all the
great benefaetorsr of the world have
gone to helIi ilithestatesmen, all the
poets. all the musicians, all the inven-
tors and discoveries; in short, every
body worth mentioning" "Yes," said
the preacher. "Well then you only
prove that the society of hell is good
while the climate is bad" That is the
way with the Brown ticket: the plat
form is good because they stole it from
the Democrats but the ticket is abom.
Unable
Now, honor bright, did not Hardin
and Stone and even John Young Brown
have wire-pullers in that Louisville
convention as well as Goebel2 To BIZ
surel In the final pull Goebel's wire
had little barb on it and he cut dOwI
the other fellows trochas and that is al
there is of it. He had the brains anC
his workers had clear heads and the
other fellows did not know how 1t hap
pened till they got sober. 1t was clear
convention. Out of nearly eleven hun
dred delegates, the charge of bribery
was never intimated and we all know
it. Hardin was defeated because h'
did not at any stage of the game hav,
votes enough. 1 was for Hardin an,
when he saw that he was defeated ht
withdrew in good faith and then anC
there pledged himself to be found fight
ing for the nominee along eide the boy
in the trenches. Then and there
said that ould not let Wat Hardin b,
any better Democrat than / would be
and mean it
still have faith that General HardiI
will be as good as his word.
saw fellow the other day with
Brown button on, the first one eve
saw, and don't see any here, He ha'
it pinned to his suspender, and mos
appropriate place for Brown; suspend
; ed on a gallusl
am responsible to no campaig
: committee for what 1 say. 1 am nc
, hired to make speeches. am seIlin
/, Bryan's book and giving away Goebt
S buttons and making Democrat
. speeches. At time when hate an
mendacity and turn coats are gettin
in their work Of treachery, / think
am engaged in meritorious work.
They say that Goebel killed an e1
Confederate soldier Well, if that e,
Confederate did his duty he pro5abl
killed some Yankee soldier. McKiI
ley's cabinet is SO busy connecting dii
bolical schemes if they cannot spare
few hours to welcome the greats
naval hero OF history! And the Pres
dent can't 20 and take his knittin
And his excuse is that he does n,
want to detract from the homage d.
TO Dewey! Why, nobody would mott,
Mckinley on this great occasion.
The fellow who says he wouldn't vo
for GOebel because Bryan wants hil
elected would find his habitat in wor.
company and is hard up for an excul
to barter bis vote.
Brown will take his place with LonI
street, Sweet Billy Malone, Sweet,
Billy Breckenridge and Bolivar Bucl
ner and Judas Iscariot when he he's Il
decency to go out and hang himsel
Then he would do good thing for h
party and for himself and for society,"
SouIe Smith has left US they sa
Well, 1 hope he has taken his sm
factory along with his smell.
And Bill Owens is on deck. Y,
know what kind Of deck it is. Marke
of course Ia, ia, Little Billeel Tai
Trilby along with You. Goebel has 8
ranged to worry along without you.
The Democrats Of Madison show
finesse when they nominated ".
Coy ter county judge by acclamatic
He proved himself TO be magistra
in the interest Of the Taxpayers and
is surrounded by hundreds of Repul
can neighbors who are going 70 So
port him on account OF his person
nonnlaritv Old Madison Ia in line