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The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09
very Dusy.

May and Edith are sisters, four and five
year. old respectively. May had been very
naughty, and mamma had taken her over
ment. when Edith suddenly pushed the door
ajar and peeped in. Turning her chubby
face as far round toward her sister a. her
peculiar position would admit, May said
very gravey:
Go out, Edie, don't YOU see I'm busy?"
1t is needless to add that mamma granted
. respite-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09
BviAence AgaInst Hiu.

IT am proud to say" said the man with the
loud voice. that have never made seri.
Gus mistake in my life"
But you are mistaken" said the mild.
hammered man with the scholarly stoop;
you have made one very serious mistake"
thority for saying so?"
Your declaration il evidence that you
have never tried to see yourself a. others
see yoa."-Chicago Times Herald,
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09
" nis Fssr 0sns.-Nes,y's ssaaisA-Ane,
ean War Paaornna.


"nis Fssr 0ins'-Nes,y's RpAassA- -AuerA
ean War raaerAoas
Contains 100 superb half-tone sngravinss,
made from photographs taken Of our Army
in camp, on transports aud in actual service,
Spanish and American Gun n-boats, Cuba, Ha.
yana, Manila, Landscapes, Architecture;
shows the manners and customs Of the peo-
pie of our new Islands; Pictures Of our He
roes-Dewey, General Charles King known
g Capt. Charles King. the author) Wheeler,
Hobson, Roosevelt, Sampson, Miles, Schley,
Shafter, Lee. Brooks, Carroll; Groups 81
Oaicers, Cavalry, Artillery. Infantry, Ships,
Ride.. e..practice, Spanish Soldiers, Insurgents,
Chickanauga, Jacksonville, Tampa, Last
Farewell Letters Home, Hospitals, Clara
Barton. Rough Rjdes, Santiago, San Juan,
Manila, the Beautiful Women Of Cuba and
Manila.
The Album is 52xs inches, weighs II
ounces, printed on finest coated paper.
Sent FREE to any address in the United
States, Canada or Mexico for II cents in
stamps or coin, to cover postage and pack
ing. Copy may be seen at any ticket Office
of the Big Four Route.
Order at once, a. the edition il limited.
Address WARREN j. LYNCH, General
Passenger and Ticket Agent, big Four
Route Cincinnati, Ohio.
Mark envelope War Album
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09
Marvel Of Gr.pholo~y.

A London gentleman, who il IS years
of age, and wears no spectacles, holds
the worlds record for fine writing. He
has put $4,000 words on an ordinary
postal card,
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09

The Best Prescriptfon for ChilIA
and Fever is . bottle Of GRovH's TAsrx1xss
CHILL ToHlo. It T. simply iron and quinine In
tasteless form. No cure-no pay. Price, Soc.
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09
An Expert.

cine?
" Reuben,,Nope. Hes learnt it now.-N.
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09
Nothing to Lose,

He-Don't reject me, darling, don't!
I'll go crazy II you do!
She-Don't fiatter yourselt!-Illus.
trated Americas Magazine.
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09
DO Your Feed Ache and Rurni

Shake Into your shoes, Allen's Foot Ease,
apowder for the feet. 1t makes tight or New
Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns, Bunions,
Swollen, Hot, Callous, Sore, and Sweating
Feet. All Druggists and Shoe Stores sell
1t, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Address,
allen d. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09

Mrs. Wall says she is interested in hiRl
art" No doubt. Her husband il fres
coer."-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09
oriniens sf : Pessini.s.

The fact that you can make mule work
IN harness constitutes one Of The chief dif-
terences between mule and genius.
Every dog has his day. The cat il on the
night force
The man who doesn't lift his hat when he
meets his wife probably refers 10 his mother
~ ''the old lady"
A man seldom marries his first love. When
he gets old enough to take wife she is gen.
orally busy cutting down papa's psnts for
Willie.
Some men are born rich and some are born
lucky, bat they all have to lose their milk
teeth and have the measles just the same
Chicago Post.
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09
a straiWht TIP.

. Don't 90 to doctor with broken heart
he is likely to call it appendicitis and oper
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09
Friendly Relations Establi.hcd.

George-How is your suit with Miss De
Pink progressing?
Jack-Finely. When l call now her dog
~ags its tail.-Stray Stories.
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09

] could not get along without Piso's Cure
for 1 Ccnsumptio9. Il always cures.-Mrs.
Z. c. Aoulton. Nsedham, Mass, Oct. q, ".
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09
vsstsrsa asttlng YesneI

In yiev ef IL fact Of ths Q1esa'e ~
preaching visit to the ccntineut GnG1ieh-
nen are especially fntsrestsa d hr 91jee-
tys .hsAlth. Il b announced that hsT hsGzs
Ing has grown acute and hsf eyesight kesn.
e.. Youthful fscultiee n old - deps94
Be kept pure and IL stosaaeh sWsek Hith
Hostetters Stomach Bitters. It curea ~
digestiou, constipatson, biliousneea, n<ry.
ousnees, liver aud Edney .tronhlea - wen
- malaria and fevsr and sCss. y ksspe
people young.
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09

Ts Cure . Geld D. 0as Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quiuine Tablets. All
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09

Sonny" said Uncle Eben, lookout fob
deshere proverbs. Dey tells you dar,s books
you's gwinter git yoh education goinT 81
swimmin'. Warrington Star.
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09

Rev. (now Bi.hop) Joseph 8. Key, wrote:
I'VE gsva your Teethina (Teethine Pow
lders) to our little grandchild With the hap
piest results. The effects were almost naas-
ical and certainly more aatisfactory tha1
from anything We ever us9d."
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09
AwfuI Coupeestfon.

Old IAdy-I suppose, poor man, that yoa
have Jared badly because of hard dme1
Weary Walker-Yes, mum. 80 many peo-
pie bein' out o. work makes an awful com-
petition fer us felleu Ter struggle agin.-
PhiladelphiA Record.
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09

A male adult has half an ounce Of
sugar in his blood.
The Holly chieftain., 1899-06-09

READERS OF This PAPER
DESIRING TO BUY ANYTHING
ADVERTISED IN ITs COLUMNS
SHOULD INSIST UPON HAVING
WHAT THEY ASK FOR. REGUeIN0
ALL SUBSTITUTES Oh INVITATIONS.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
Feeding Bottles.

Most people are of opinion that
feeding bottles for babies must be an
invention OF modern times. Accord
ing to Prof. J. N. Mosby, noted Eng
lish antiquary, however, this is not
the case. This gentleman, who was
lecturing recently before an antigua
rian society, stated that it was the GUS
tom among the Greeks for the nurses
to carry q sponge full of honey in
small pot to stop the children from
crying. The professor went on to say
that there are two Greek vases in the
British Museum, dated 700 B. c.,
which closely resemble the feeding
bottles used subsequently by the Ro-
man Cemetery of st. Sepulchre, Can.
terbury, England, feeding bottle of
/. bright red polished ware was dug up
in 1861, and Professor Mosby came to
the conclusion that this bottle must
have been buried with the little Ro-
man child to whose wants it had min
istered during lifetime.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
What Can n Woman Dot

Over half a century ago Mrs. Will
liston, the wife of preacher who had
been obliged by failing eyesight to
abandon the pulpit for merchandising,
in looking over the stock, conceived
the idea of covering some wooden but.
tons with cloth. This she did so we'll
that they attracted the attention not
only of their own customers, but of
neighboring towns and cities. and be-
came 80 popular that the demand was
far greater than handwork could sup
ply. Mrs. Williston and her husband
invented machinery to cover buttons
with cloth and her modest beginning
with thread and needle grew into an
immense mandatory that turned out
over half the covered buttons of the
world. The half blind ex-preacher,
through the bright idea of his wife,
left an estate worth several millions.
What can't woman do?
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
Some Real Answers by School Children.

Some Real Answers by School Children.
@. What caused Cesar's death?
A. Caesar died because he was as
sassinated.
@. Between whom. and what was
the result of the battle of Waterloo?
A. The battle of Waterloo was fought
between the Spanish and English, and
the Russians whipped.
@. When and where were railroads
first used?
A. Railroads were used in Arabia
in B. G. 402.
Q. When and by whom was Ameri-
ca discovered?
A. America was discovered by
Columbus in 1882, while he was max.
ing voyage from London to San
Francisco.
@. What were General Wolfe's
words when he heard that the French
fed?
A. General Wolfe said he never
died so happy. -Harper's Round
Table.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
STORIES OF RELIEF.
Two Letters to Mrs. Pinkham.

Mrs. JOHN WILLIAMS, Englishtown,
N. j., writes:
"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM:-I cannot be-
gin to tell you how l suffered before
taking your remedies. l was so weak
that could hardly walk across the floor
without falling. had womb trouble
and such a bearing-down feeling also
suffered with my back and limbs, pain
in womb, inflammation of the bladder,
piles and indigestion. Before / had
taken one bottle of Lydia L. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound 1 felt a great deal
better, and after taking two and one
half bottles and half a box of your
Liver Pills was cured. If more would
take your medicine they would not
have to suffer SO much"
Mrs. JOSEPH PETERSON, 513 East St.,
Warren, Pa, writes:
DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM:-I have suf-
fered with womb trouble over fifteen
years. 1 had Inflammation, enlarge
ment and displacement of Che womb.
I had the backache constantly, also
headache. and was SO dizzy. l had
heart trouble, it seemed as though my
heart was in my throat at times chok-
ing me. l could not walk around and
could not lie down, for then my heart
would beat SO fast l would feel as
though l was smothering. l had to
sit up In bed nights in order to breathe.
1 was SO weak 1 conld not do any
thing.
g. have now taken several bot
ties of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, and used three pack
ages of Sanative Wash, and can say
l am perfectly cured. 1 do not think
I could have lived long if Mrs. Pink
hams medicine had not helped me-"
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
How the Indian Plague Travels.


Animals spread the disease by their
excavations, by poisoning with the
germs such water as is used by them
and human beings, and-in all likeli-
hood-by means of the insects which
are common to them and men, or to
them and the houses of men. Sur
geon-Major Dimmick, of Bombay, an
expert, declared the methods of infec-
ton to be by the secretions Of patients
or infected animals, by rats, and per-
haps by insects. In the neighborhood
of a plague patient, dark, over
crowded, unventilated rooms were the
main site of the retention Of the poison,
and also underground drains. The
over crowding of people in such
places, he said, was the main means
of plague distribution.
Col. Adams, a medical officer, de-
clared it proved that the infection is
carried long way in clothing, and to
limited extent by rats. Another
medical officer swore that where he
had studied the plague the natives
called it "the rats disease" DIR. I'm
derwood, of Bombay, said that the
plague is spread by over providing, re-
breathed air and aerial stagnation.
He declared that rats were found in
larger numbers during the plague
than before. ''They were migrating
from one place to another, appeared
to be in state of intoxication, and
would not notice human beings when
they came across them" A singular
bit of testimony, by Capt. Wilkinson,
of the Indian medical service, was of
a single case of plague in a village
where no native communicated with
the patient. The only other victims
of the disease were rats. A sanitary
inspector in the Punjab knew of
case where plague-stricken rats
dropped intoa we'll and infected its
water.-Julian Ralph, in Harper's
Weekly.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
Amateur Chemists Injured.

Filled with ambition to monkey with
chemical experiments party Of school
boys out in Ohio came to grief recent
ly. They were playing in vacant
lot, where masons were mixing lime
for new building. The boys took
some of the raw lime and put it into a
bottle, and then filled the bottle with
water. corking it tightly. They set the
bottle up on the ground and stood
around it in circle to await develop
ments. They did not have to wait
long. The bottle exploded with
crash. Splinters of glass and scalding
lime water struck their faces and
hands and all made a rush for the
pump to relieve their sufferings with
cold water. Twelve of the boys were
injured to such an extent that doctors
services were made necessary and one
of them lost the sight of one Of his
eyes.-New York Press.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
Too Biz for school Boys.

The largest history ever published
is the "War of the Rebellion" issued
by the United States, in 100 octave
volumes of 1000 pages each, with a
gigantic atlas in thirty parts. The
books occupy thirty feet of shelf room
and weigh one quarter of ton. The
series, limited to II, 900 sets, has been
in course of publication over twenty
years.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
Weak Eyes

Are made strong by Leonardi's Eye Lotion. In
nammation is cured without pain In one day. No
other eye remedy so pure and healing. Keeps
the eyes In working trim. Itmakes strong eyes.
Guaranteed or money refunded Druggists sell
1t at % cts or forwarded prepaid on receipt
Of price by s. b. Leonard s. Co., Tampa, Fla.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

The highest price paid for an auto
graph last year was 5000, for letter
from William Bradford to Governor
Winthrop concerning the affairs of the
Plymouth colony few months after
the landing OF the Pilgrims.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
Beauty is Blood Deep.

Clean blood means a clean skin. No BEAU
ty without it. Cascarets Candy Cathartlo
clean your blood and keep it clean by stir.
ring up the lazy liver and driving all impure
ties from the body. Begin today to Danish
pimples bols, blotches, blackheads and
that siokly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets-beauty for ten cents. All drug
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, l0c, CSC, 5Oc.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
Curious Paper Weight.

The most curious paper weight in
the world is said to belong to the
Prince Of Wales. 1t is the mummied
hand of one of the daughters Of Pha-
raoh.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
Eczema in the Feet.

In fact, letter, ringworm and all skin diseases
arc cured by Tetterine. Mr.. Lee d. Martin, Of
San Antonio, Texas, says: II am suffering with
a violent case of &c zema in my feet Please send
me a box of Tetterine Mr.. Moore, OF Moore b
Mcfarland, Memphis, Tenn, says 1t cured him
Of a similar case" Sold at druggists Toe box or
sent postpaid by ]. T. Shuptrine, Savannah, Ga.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

The California State Board of Prison Direc-
tors adopted n rule that hereafter, when q
convict Is found with II deadly weapon in his
possession, he shall be kept In solitary con-
fnement for the rest of the term, even IL 1t
be for his natural life.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
Are You Using Allen. Foot-E..es

1t is the only cure for Swollen, Smart
ing, Tired Aching, Burning. Sweating
Feet, Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot-Ease, a owder to be shaken into the
Shoe Stores, CSC. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen s. Olmsttd Leroy, N. Y.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

A Dickens Of the third generation has tax
en- to novel writing. She is a daughter of
Charles the Second" as the eldest son was
playfully called by his friends.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

The business connec tons of family in
Kirwtn, Kas., are rather suggestive. One
son is q doctor, another is an undertaken, q
third makes tom bstones and the wife of the
latter is a druggist
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

Fits permanently cured. No fits or nervous
ness after first days use of Dr. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. $2trial bottle and treatise free
DIR. r. H. KLINE, Ltd. y3l Arch St.. Phila.. Pa
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

Out of ], f73 persons noculated against the
plague at Habli, India. only 81 per cent died,
while of those who refused to be inoculated
49, per cent died.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

Pso's Cure is a wonderful Cough medicine
-MRs. w. PICKERT, Van Siclen and Blake
Ayes, Brooklyn, n. Y, Oct. rs, 1884,
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

Glen Cove, L. l., Is torn by dssension over
the question of whether or not a handsome
doll shall be ratified for the benefit Of the hos
pital building fund.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

Oakdale, town in Oklahoma, was put on
wheels one day last week and transferred to
another town mile and a half away, to
which it was annexed.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

Prussian blue is made by fusing horses
hoofs and other animal refuse matter with
impure potassium carbonate.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

Mrs. Winslow Soothing Syrupfor children
teething, softens The gums, reduces infiamma-
ton, alIay pain cures wind collie 25c. a Dottle
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
SCIENTIFIC NOTES.

Prof. Blondel, the French scientist,
is recent paper on the theory Of
wireless telegraphy, states that it can
no longer be considered as due to
Hertz waves produced at the spark gap,
owing to the fact that connection
with the earth and a vertical wire, as
used by Marconi, so greatly increases
the distances through which waves are
transmitted. The vertical conductor
and the earth are to be treated as the
plates of condenser, connected with
an oscillatiug current, and the spark
passes across an air gap formed by two
balls, which are the terminals of the
conductors. The oscillating electro
motive forces produce displacement
currents, which are concentrated
about the vertical conductor by the
Hertz waves, which they produced
around the conductor, spread out into
space. The chief point made is that
the oscillations in tho wire are not Of
themselves useful, but they produce
others which disturb the surrounding
ether. The vertical conductor serves
to increase the volume of disturbed
ether, and the higher the conductor
the greater the effect. The vertical
conductor also directs the magnetic
lines of force in the direction to pro-
duce the maximum effect on the par
allel conductor at the receiving station.
The magnetic lines of force are hori-
zontal circles, concentric with the con-
ductor, and expand horizontally into
space till they strike the receiving
conductor at right angles, and gener-
ate oscillations in which the coherer
at the base of the conductor responds.
A fireproof material has recently
been devised and is made of granite
chips finely powdered, moulded into
form, and then fused together at a
temperature of 5000 degrees Fair. 1t
has very high resistance, and is used
for insulation on electric railways. 1t
may be heated red hot, and then i'm
mersed in cold water without injury
while it will resist the action Of both
acids and alkalis. 1t has been found
frost-proof by tests with liquid air at
a temperature of $50 degrees below
zero, and it required $4,000 volts
pressure to penetrate a piece half
inch in thickness.
The United States coast survey has
completed the geodetic survey across
the continent on the thirty-ninth par
allel, and the results are shortly to be
published. An elaborate system of
triangulation was employed and so
accurate has been the work that the
distance. which is about 1926 miles,
has been fixed within an error of 100
feet, or less than one-half inch to the
mile. This survey has been in prog
ress for nearly fifty years, and will
afford accurate data for carrying on
secondary triangulation throughout
the country.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

Prof. Haupt of Johns Hopkins. thinks that
If the soldiers during the late war had been
supplied with Kosher" beef the mortality
among them would have been much less.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

S. X. Coburn, Mgr. Clarie Scott, writes: II
find Halls Catarrh Cure a valuable remedy"
Druggists sell it, 75c.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
YOUTHFUL REVENGE.

ooh, George Who opened the
canary's cage %
Il did You told me little bird
was a-whispering to You when l was
naughty, SO / knew it must be him,
as there was no other little bird about.
SO L opened the cage, and the cats
eaten him. That's wot he's got for
telling on me-"
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Gsiiiy Cathartlc. 10c or Csc.
1fC. c. G. fail to cure, druggists refund money.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
A RAPID METHOD.

at seems to me that you have been
a long time writing that short note, "
said Mrs. Winebiddle, who had been
waiting for her husband.
Eyes, my dear. 1 wrote it on my
new typewriter.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

No-To-Bac For Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

A Pittsburg woman has deserted here hus-
band, because, she says, she is better educat-
ed than he
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

Educate Your Bowels with Cascarets.
Candy Carthartic cure constipation forever
10c, 25c. If C.C.C. fail druggists refund money.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your Life Away.

To quit tobacco easily and forever be mag
netic, full OF life, nerve and vigor, take No-To
Dac, the wonder-worl,er, that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, zoe or ST.. Cure guaran'
teed Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

The japanese are taking to cigarettes very
kindly. More than 1926, 600 worth were sent
to Japan from the United States alone last
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the well known remedy,
SYRUP OF FIGS, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA FIa SYRUP Co., illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. 1t
Is the one perfect strengthening laxa-
tive, cleansing the system effectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per-
manently. Its perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and sub
stance, and it's acting on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
laxative.
In the process of manufacturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to the
taste, but the medicinal qualities of the
remedy are obtained from SIENNA and
other aromatic plants. by a method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and to avoid limitations, please
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front of every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW YORK. N. 2.
For sale by all Druggists. Soc. per bottle
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

There are forty-seven Chinese tenn
pies in the United States.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22

Two "tuttimen' were elected III
Hungelford in honor of Hockney Day,
After their election they visited every
house in the borough, and collected
coin from the males and a kiss from
the f-males. 10 every woman who
received n kiss an orange WAS present.
ed. and in this way about four thol.
sand oranges and apples were dis.
tributed.
The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1899-06-22
THE GROCER COLLAPSE.

Greedy Grocer Ito farmers wifi
who is supplying him with butter)-
This pun O butter is over LIGHT
gudewife.
udewife-Blame yersep. then;
weighed it wi the pun o sugar ga
frae ye yestreen.