The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-01-12
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''Iv'ry winter Hogan's Had gives
show with what he calls tn 9Th war-rd
Shakespeare an Wilum J. Bryan Club,
night at Finucane's Hail." said Mr.. Doc
ley, according to the Chicago Journal.
tn girls was goin'," said Nj. Hennes-
sey, "but tn shtovepipe come down on tn
PLAINLY an we had a MINSTREL show iv our
own. What was it about, I dinnaw?''
We'll sir" said Mr.. Dooley. Il amt
much on tn theayter l niver whit to wan
that I didn't have to stand where 1 cud
see a man i'm blue Overhalls scratchin' his
leg just beyant where IN heerOyne was
prayin on IN palace stairs an / don't
know much about it; but il seemedsto me,
an it seemed TO Hartigan tn plumber,
that was with me- that twas good play
if they'd been fire in tn first act They
was a lot iy people there, an If it, cud We
been. arranged FIR to have milne company
Is, with Cap'n Duffy at tn head iv thin,
come in through a window an carry of
III cr'rOwd, twudve med hit with me.
"'Tis not like amy play l iver see be-
fure or since In TURF BILE Tom; or tn
Boys ~ Ninety-Eighr,' that 1 see wanst,
tn man that's the main guy iv tn thing
ne waits till ivry wan has said what he
wants to say an he has a clean field, an
thin he jumps in as tn man that plays
tn big dhrum gives it an uppercut But
with this here play iv Cyrus O. Berge-
rae It's far dih'rent TIL curtain goes up
an SHOWS Bill Delaney an little Tim
Scalan an Mark ToOlan an Packy Dugan,
that wurruks in tn shoe store, an Molly
Donohue an tn Casey sisters, thin that
scandalized tn parish be don' skirt
Of 3, fat al ,g41liDf an down
talkin. Tin 10 wan on Sharkey, says
Toolan. I go ye an make it hundred
says Tim Seaman. Was We al tn cake
Wake Who stole me hat? 'Cudden't
We die waltzin'? They say Murphy has
gone on tn force, "Hivins, there goes tn
las carr Pass tn butter, please, I'm
far firm home All Nv them talkin' away
at wanst. niver carin fr no wan, whin all
az wanst up shteps me bold Hogan with a
nose ON him-glory be, such nose! ] niver
see m like on a man or an Elephant
well. sir, Hogan is Cy in tn play, an
tn beak is par-rt iv him. What does he
do? He goes up to Toolan, an says he:
'Ye don't like me nose. It's a ihcthric-ii6ht
globe Blow il out. It's a Swiss cheese.
Cut it off if We want TO. It's brick in a
hat. Kick it. It's a balloon. Hang back
ct on it. an we have an ASCENSION II 5
a dure-ben knob. Ring it. It's a punchin
bag Hit il if We dare. FIR two pins ia
push in III face iv ye.' An mind, We, Hin
Missy. Toolan had said not wan wurrud
about tn beak-not wan wurrud. An livery
wan in N house was talkin' about il an
wondhrin' whin it'd come of an smash
somewans tut. I looked FIR fight there
an thin. But Toolan's a poor-spirited thing
an he wint away. At that up comes Scan
Ian. an says he: Look here, young fell
low he says, don't get gay he SAYS.
Don't get gay ne says. What's thar
saws Hogan. Whin a man says, What $
that?' in a barroom, it names fight. If
he says it wanst. If he says it twict, Il
names a furance, L say says Seaman,
that if We make amy more funny cracks,
I'll hitch horse to that basket-fender,
he says. an drag it firm ye,' he says. At
Hogan drew his soord. an says he: Come
on he says, come on an take a lckin'
he says. An Seaman drew his soorl,
too Wait says Hogan. Wait a minyit
he says. I must think he says. L must
think a pome,' he says. Whiniver l
fight ne says, I always have pome, ne
says Glory be- says l, there's Scanlans
chanst TO give it to him, l says. But
Seaman was as slow as a dhray an be-
fure he cud get action Hogan was at him
Eradin with tn pome an counthrin' with
tn soord I'll cal this pome. he says,
a pome about a gazaboo 1 Wanst had d
dool with in Finucaue's hail. he says
IN threat We Fright, he says, an al
tn last line Ii hand We wan he says
An he done it.. GO in he says in tn
pOme. go in an do ye'er worst he says. i
make pass a t Ye'er stomak,' he says. i
cross ye with me Fright he says an,
he says, at the last line, he says, I soak
ye,' he says. An he done il. Tn minyit
twas over with In pome twas off with
INF h an be
sunk down to tn hure an they had tc
carry him off. Well, sir, Hogan was thai
proud ye cuddent hold him FIR tn r-rest
| iv tn night He wint ar-round ivdywherC
| stickin' people an soakin' thin with pc
| thry. He's a gr-reat pOte is this here Ho
| gan an a great fifhter. He done thin
! all at both, but like me OIL frind Jawn L.
| he come TO tn end. A man dhroppad
two-be-four on his head wan day an HI
died. Honoria Casey was with him as
! he passed away, an she says: How dye
| feei?' All fright says Hogan; but wal
thing I'll tell We has made life worth Twin,
he says. What's THAR says Miss Casey
| I know says I, 'annywan cud guess il
| He names his nose, l says. But ivrywar
| on tn stage give it up. 'Ye don't know.
| says Hogan; "tis me hat he says, an
maxim a low bow 10 tn audience he fel
10 In flure so hard that his nose fell Of
| an rOWIed down on Mike thhISSan- l doh
| like tn pay, says Finnegan, an IL
! break ye'er nose. he says, an he done it
! He's a wild divvle Hogan thried to ray
/ turn tn compliment on tn sidewalk after
| ward. but he cudden't think V pome, an
! Finnegan done him"
well" said Mr.. Hennessy, I'D Dk
| to've been there to see tn fightin.
in tn play?" asked Mr.. Dooley.
NO said Mr.. Hcnnessy, ION the SIDE
| walk
As 1t Goes in the Senate.
| While Senator Caffery of Louisiana wa