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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07
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"who docs the baby take after?"
His father: he's up all night."-Bal-
timore Times.
.1s your son succeeding In business?''
II should say so. He has made
enough 10 have his photograph take.
sitting al his desk. Chicago Record
whats your position on this eXpan-
sion question:" said Qu'zzlcby.
That's jus, iJ' replied the chronic
office -scs kcr. "What position do ] gct?'
Philadelphia North American.
Fate IA mos, mysterou thing
lie put it to he test.
H. moved to Bruklyn iu the spring.
Aud the trolley did the rest
Judge.
Yeast understand your wifc's got a
new bonnet.
Crimsonbeak Yes. that's right.
did YOU have anything TO DO with
her getting itF'
II reckon ? did. 7 said she shouldn't
have lL'- Youkcrs Statesman.
"what ] l.ka about the Irish Is that
they are modesf ANA unassuming.
"Wolv smoke
Fact when lu rrishman does any
thing great h@ io'< DOT - Dragging of
hIs ability e. tu.thor man would 10
merely DrIgs abHu, ireland Indian
ap0l Journal
DO YOU C. u-i. 4r vcur tesfimonv NAT
YOU were ase.Iu1ueIv e~vta with thc
hr trraf 7oT rrs..niia. .ue bovine 1uy
lelrina oa th. ntpv rrssitaatIln"
"Ctft1-riy answered thp military
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

and audiences in this city Is ralher
more reliable than that of New YORK
ITSELF. We have applauded many
play that went on its road % success
for all an unfavorable reception IN the
metropolis and nave refused To be
fooled by the endorsement Of New York
on dubious thing.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

NOTHING has been heard from Billy
Bryan as TO the proposition To make
Dewey a Democratic candidate for
President. He is probably safe in the
opinion that if he doesn't get the nomi-
nation himself. Dewey won't take IL
any way.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

THE Grand jury that comes m next
Monday viii in all probability bring In
the longest list OF Indictments in tha
history of the state. Thus does the
demand for LAWYERS seek 20 keep pace
with the supply.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

THE fias symbollzes our purposes
and cur asplr .uoEs; IT represents what
we believe and what we mean To main
tain, and wherever it floats II is the
flag Of the free, the hope of the oppress
eC and herever 4. is assailed. at any
sacrifice IL Will be carried triumph
ant peace. president Mckinley. Aug.
ls. 1899.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

BY the way. whore Is Dreyfus these
days? Hc seems To have dropped ou5
Of sight and ont OF mind, what with
Dewey and the Yacht races. Truly
variety Is the sp,ce Of life and also the
regular thing.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

these services with some difficulty and
going away without Il.
All are cordially invited TO attend the
services OF Providence Church OF Christ
tScientisD. - comst0ck avenue. sun
day service l045 a. m. Wednesday cY-
ening meeting s p. m.
WALTER IL. MYI.OD,
Prnsid danl.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

If the Orange Free State continues
to act sassy the Briton may gobble Il
an arbitration commission could be
counted upon to transfer the whole
country. as 1t came near doing the en-
tire section i'm the Venezuela dispute.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

OUR Dewey wasn't afraid Of the
Spanish fleet and of course. he WON'T
be scared of Edward Atkinson when ho
gets TO Boston
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

HERE'S hoping that the race will be
finished In way 10 make one side or
the other change its opinion.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

SIR Thomas Upton figures that If
ne can only raise the wind he will have
ne difficulty aboHt lifting tf1r -U11T1.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

DOM Paul has had the nerve to send
an ultimatum TO Joe Chamberlain In
response TO several received. Just
fawncy.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

NOBODY has yet patented any in
vention for wireless politics.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07
The NEWS
DAILY EUROPEAN HINT.

(Secured for exclusive publication III
The News by arrangement with felN,
Rour. Doucet. La Ferriere. Paquln ana
other famous Partisan costume max
ers.)
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

Fate ia a most mysterious thing.
lie put it 90 The test.
H. moved to Bnuklyn iu the spring.
And the trolley did the rest.
.- TuIo,
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-10-07

Any person desiring The News iett a'
Dis residence IN any part OF the CITY
can send his order 10 this cilce
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18
MARRIAGE MADE DIFFICULT.
Hsw the Laws OF France Iuterposs
Tro-bssso~ns impedsnsnts TO
w~diock.

The Temps. which is not always seri
ous. has got two beautiful stories te
Illustrate the difficulties of gettins
married in France. says Pail Mall Ga
zette. gentleman arrived with hi,
bride-elect to undergo the civil cere.
mony. where" asked the official, 81,
the certificate OF your father. de.
mise?" MY dear sir" replied the
bridegroom, there is my father. aliv,
and we'll" But" retorie ed the other
your mother is dead. and she is re.
turned in the lists as widow" Th.
bridegroom explained delicaiely tha'
his mother had run away from his ia
ther and preferred 10 give herself ou,
for a widow. But" he said desper.
ntely, my father Is certainly alive.
He has no right to be. Officially he i,
dead. l cannot marry you without q
certificate of his demise"
Hard enough. one thinks. But the
other case is s,ill harder II happened
In Cayenne, where two convicts, en-,
pioyed MS servants by the governor
got leave to marry, They wen, 10 b.
marie. and the lady was asked IL sh,
was spins,er or widow Widow
she said. Well" said the official. '.bu,
| have not the certificate of your firsf
husbands death" Really" said ,h,
bride, Il thought it was no; needed.
why. it is an Indispensable docu.
ment." The lady smiled ana referred
him to the record OF her conviction
You Will perceive. sir. iha, was sen
tenced fcr life for having poisoned my
husband@ Thar would seem o be sui.
ficient. in all conscience. Yet. us u
matter of fact. their married happi
ness had 10 be postponed till The acte
de deces could arrive from Paris.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18
POPPING sEAGULLS' NECKS
An I.ss.so.s Aies.n. Boy Describe.
what He Thinks Rare
Dp~rt.

Say. ] have been having a barrel o
fun," said Willie Green. of Greenville
Ala. to New Orleans Times-Demo
crat reporter.
Il have been popping seagull neck
popping them by the dozens, by tn,
hundreds Fine sport. Never saw any
thing like il in your life. Say. do yo,
know whether the seagull Ia wortl
anything at all on the market for any
purpose whatever? Ifit IN. | can max,
fortune without any outlay OF capi
tai at all, and at the same time hav,
the greatest sport In the world"
Mr.. Green. being interrogat.'d NOR,
closely as to the nature OF this possi
bly, profitable industry of popping sea
gull necks. explained: We'll you see
l have been down on the gulf on
lark. Have you ever noticed the sen
gull dart down for a fish? A shot from
one OF those big guns we read abou'
does not dart with more terrific speed
or hit the water with greater force II
occurred to me that this afforded
chance to get some Of there boss fish.
ermen and tried the experiment, and
IL would have amazed you TO see how
u worked. l took a fish had caught
and fixed him 30 couple OF planks
The plnnks I weighted so that the,
would float Just below the surface
abort distance. Above the planks nn6
almost on level with the surface OF
the water ! attached fish so that II
would have the appearance OF swim.
ming. Now. these foolish birds. see.
lug the fish and naturally expecting
that, like other hsh. II wonld make n
lungc to get away. strike for II with
force greater thnn Ia srTcicnt &c
react the fish where II stands. Ir
ench instance they struck my bonr,l,
with such terrific force That th-v
, popped their necks. Ever try this!
Well, the next time you nre out on III,
gulf give II trial You will be
amazed TO see the number OF gull,
you can kill in the course Of one even.
ing"
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18
Arab. value Water.

No one can travel among tho Arabs
without being struck by the impor-
tance attached to the water supply.
Where rich -Englishman would be-
queath money to founding a hospital
or decorating church, an Arab can
think OF no other channel for his char
ity than the construction of foun-
tain which will assure him the bless
ings of all future genera ations. The
Arabs have a curious characteristic in
common with horses and other ami
mails. They prefer stagnant water,
however bad in smell and appearance.
to the most limpid running water,
which. they assert. generally contains
disagreeable medicinal properties. :.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18
KINDNESS TO A MULE.
a HeAorousiy Inclined Young on
sss'si- EHpers~ue. Proved
IL 40 He Usslsss-

The mule was undoubtedly a bad
mule, but Lieut.. Kellenbe,Rer. of bat :
terry G. First Ohio light artillery, said
that his dispe.ition had been ruined
and his confidence in human nature de
stroyed by improper treatment, says
the Cincinnati Enquirer.
He had been mistreated." said Lieu,
kellenberger; II will show you how
this mule should he treated" Then the
lieutenant, with the assistance of ar
orderly, saddled the mis,re mule
in front of his own tent. The mule Of
fereda neither resistance nor protest.
The lieutenant pa I; ed him on The neck
He needs kind but tirmtfrea rment," I"
said he. Then Lieut. Kellenbe rger r
mounted. The misireaied mule danced
three bars of a ,wo-step. executed an
individual hop, skip and jump with
each leg and projected Lieut. Kellen-
berger into the air directly beneath a
thorn tree.
Catch that man-eaiing monster and
beat him 20 death" said Lieut. KeIlen-
berger, as the hospital corps assisted
him TO his tent. Then several men
came out OF company street and
erected a tablet. reading thuss Where
Kelley Fell, May 2s, 1895"
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18
wanted n Little credit H,m,.,,

Many years ago Rev. Jedediah
Dewey, an ancestor of Admiral Dewey,
was holding services in honor of the
victory at Bennington. and, as he was
right and proper, was giving Provi-
dence all the credit for the triumph of
the American arms. Ethan Allen, who
was present, chafed under this neglect
oil his own part in the battle. and, ris-
ing in his pew in the very middle of the
long prayer" as it is called, said:
Parson Dewey, Parson Dewey, Par
son Dewey The clergyman stopped
ana opened his eyes. The intrepid Al
len went on; please mention to the
Lord about my being there" Not
daunted by this outrageous interrup-
tion, the holy man thundered: "Sit
down thou bold blasphemer, and lis
ten to the Word of God. d."-Detro;t
Free Press.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18
RACES IN THE PHILIPPINES.
Descendants of the Conauering Ma
lays Are the Most in
Evidence,

OF the seven million inhabitants of
the Philippines, very few of them are
Spaniards, less than one-fortieth of
them live in Manila and about one
seventh of the entire population are
believed to be anconquered natives.
Among the natives are found repre-
sentatives of seven distinct races. The
borigines were probably the Negritos,
4 diminutive. dark-hued race, with fea-
lures resembling the American negro.
They are still found in limited num-
bers. harmless, nomadic people, very
fond of the dog and OF a cigar, which
they frequently 'moke with the light
ed end in the mouth.
The aboriginal people We're grad
ually conquered and driven into the in
terror by invading Malays, whose de-
scendants now form large proper
tion of the population. The Tagals
and 1goiotes are the most important
of the Malay tribes, the latter be-
ing law-abiding and devoted to aeri-
cultural pursuits. The Tagals. with
more war-like propensities, occupy the
lowlands, living near the water in pic
turesque, elevated huts. They are in
full possession of the interior of Min
danao, where under the sovereignty
of their own sultans they are free to
enjoy the cock-fpht, dancing and mu-
sic. for which they seem 10 have great
aptitude. They Lave strongly stockad-
ed villages on the mountain sides, and
while they acknowledge the suzerainty
OF Spain they do not pay taxes nor per-
init Spanish officials to reside among
them.
Besides these TWO races there are
in the Philippines Maiey Indians and
native Caucasiaus, with alarge number
of Chinese and Mestizoes. The laziness
of the natives in times OF peace is pro-
verbal, but this is not to be wondered
Mt when we know that nature has fur
nished the islands with wealth of
vegetation which may be used for food.
dheir 'ndolence is probably increased
by the climate. which is hot and en-
Servating. The heat is. however.
greatly moderated by alternating land
and sea breezes. and aimore healthful
climate is unknown in tropical eoun-
tries.-John A. Osborn, in Chautau-
guam.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18
PURELY PERSONAL

w. III. Davie, Jr., transacted
business in Canon this afternoon,
Miss Maude Patterson the
Golden Rules, popular cashier, is
enjoying few weeks vacation.
Judge johnson today received
visit from an old friend, Mr.,
Arthur Porter of Meadville. Penn.
w. H. Porter returned last
evening from his trip to Missouri.
and this morning resumed his
duties at Cyanide.
Mrs. Marion l.. Wood and
little daughter, Helen have return
ed from a pleasant visit of two
weeks with Cripple Greek friends
james Jordan has resigned
his position of collector for the d
& r. g., and left on No. for his
old home in Missouri. w. G.
Humphry is Mr.. Jordan's success.
or.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18

Two young women called on
the mayor this morning and i'm
formed him that they had lost a
pocket book containing their mon
ey and railroad tickets. They
were desirous of reaching Victor
and asked assistance. The mayor
informed them that the town had
no appropriations for such purpos-
es and referred the ladies to the
railroad company. The lostpocket
book is a dodge which has been
worked so often that it would seem
such people would get onto new
graft.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18
SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY.

On July 6 the earth is farther away
from the sun than at any other time.
Steel billiard balls and aluminium
wall paper are the latest evolutions
in trade.
Almonte, Ont. has a wooden factory
which uses compressed air as motive
power.
From the cochineal insects are OBJ
tanned the gorgeous carmines, the
crimson, scarlet and purple lakes.
The Central Labor union of SPRING
field, Mass, has decided to start a re-
tail shoe store to handle only union
made shoes.
lighthouse of bamboo has just been
built in Japan. II is said to have great
er power of resisting the waves than
any other kind of wood, and does not
rot like ordinary wood.
Electro magnets capable of picking
up load not exceeding five tons are
used by an Illinois steel company to
transfer steel beams or plates from
one part of the shop to another.
The Goldfish industry OF Newfound-
land is the largest of Its kind in the
world, and has been in existence nearly
ly four centuries, The annual export
amounts to an average of 1880, 900
hundredweight.
The high quality of Swedish steel
was strikingly illustreted at recent
exhibition. \ steel ribbon. cold rolled,
was twined like silken band about
one of the pavilions. the length of this
monster tape being 1854 feet, its width
eight inches, and its weight l,146
pounds.
1t is stated that in the West Indies
the lizards, from the large iguana
downwards, run erect on their hind
legs when hurried. Pictures on rocks
at the watershed of Guiana show liz
ards running erect. The Mexican
iguanoid lizard and the "frilled lizard
of Australia also do so.
meteorite, described as half the
size of St. Paul's cathedral in London.
is said to have fallen at Port Alfred in
South Africa. II made hole in the
ground so feet deep, l20 feet long and
60 wide, which would make ii the larg-
est known meteorite on record. Being
single piece. apparently. ii was prob
ably solid iron, like other meteori,e.
known. some of which have weighed a
number of tons. but none of this size
is recorded.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18

Seigel and Sister, d. c. Mac
Pherson, Cripple Creek; J. c.
Hackstaff, L. S. Austin, John
Darling, JAS. f. Maloney, w. HI,
Mitchell, L. w, Sleeper, H. G. Nc
Creery, H. H. Sheppard, G. A
Richardson, w. S. Allen, George
Steinmetz, j. 9. James, Denver.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18
Discovered by a Woman

Another great discovery ha S been made
and tha'too, by a lady in this countr,.
ID sease fastened its clutches upon
her and for seven " ars she with tcod
its sevsrest tests, buj h I vital organs
We're undermined and denth seemed
immine' t. For three mounts she
coughrd nce>santly. and could not
sleep. She finally discovered way to
recovery. by purchasing of us bottle
of DR.. Kings New Discov ry for con
sumption, and was so much relieved
on taking first desc, that she slept all
night: and with two bottles, has been
abs lut " cured. Her lame is Mr..
Luther Lutz' Thus writes w. c. HON.
nick & 60. OF Shelby, n. c. Trial bot
ties free at j. w. Vel on's Drug st re.
Regular szs SOC and el.00. Every bot
tie guaranteed.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18

w. III. Davie this morning plac-
ed an order for a fine new onyx
soda fountain for the Palace Phar
macy. 1t will be a very creditable
acquisition to the institution.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18

Two gentlemen from Boulder
have opened up plumbing estab-
lishment in the McCandless block,
which will be known as the Flor
ence Plum bing and Heating com
pany. The young men come well
recommended, and as the water
works progress they will no doubt
receive nice lot of business.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18
Mi.uuaer.,osa.

Myra, aged six, came home from her
hrst day at Sunday school with a wise
air.
We'll. I know one thing, mamma; 1
Know what folks are called when they
do wicked"
N And what is that, Myrae'
Cinders!" replied the little wiseacre,
promptly Bazaar.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18

Trustees Deibert and Blunt
engineer Phillips. editor Work,
and contractors Howard of Gree
ley, Maloney of Denver, and Kin
len of Kansas City made trip to
Newlin Creek today.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18

Contractor H. G. McCreery is
again on hand with bid .on the
construction of the water system
as is also Geo. Steinmetz of the
Gettes Stone Company.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18

A party of young people were
very nicely entertained last night
by the Misses Rollins, at their
pleasant home on Frazer Lane.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18

Hon. f, p. Warner, of Florence
visited in this city last week and
later went to Buena Vista to spend
few days with his parents, Judge
and Mrs. Warner.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18

The Globe is offering some rare
bargains in all departments,
Notice their change of ad.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18
LOCAL NEWS.

Remember the charity ball on
the evening of the 26 at McCand-
less hall.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18

,t Church OF Christ, Scientist.
~ 6unday at the Rogers building, Main
root: Sunday morning service 1045; even.
& a. Z as; Sunday School IL As; Inquiry
@et3nx every Wednesday evening at As.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18
SUPREME COURT
nd Services and Religious MEETINGS
In Florence

I Baptist Church.
REV. ROBERT d. GRAHAM.
dag School, 10 q. M; preaching II rs aud
A&n Union Hall.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18

The clock stopped at7:2S. Chas.
Flicker is the winner, his guess
being within one minute of that
time. G. w. THOMAS.
tf
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18

Roman Catholic Church,
y. GREGORY, o. S. b., Pastor.
lay III ervices, first and third Sundays in each
nth: high mass and sermon, 10 a. M: Sum
y School at p. M; vespers and benedic-
n Of the blessed sacrament at Z 80 .. m.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18
4 Pres byterian Church,


REV. G. A. BERGER.
day School, 10 n. M; Service and Sermons
.. a.; Junior Endeavor, p. M; Y. p. S. G. Z
:, - p. M; Evening service, 7:S0 p. m. !;
rAyaf meeting every Wednesday evening at
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-01-18

thodist- Episcopal Church,
REV. A. l.. CHASE.
Nor Main and Church streets. Parsonage
sxt door to the church.
iday School, 10 a. m, Morning Service, II a..
.s Class meeting, IL m; Junior League, .: 30
n; 6pnior League, p, M. Evening Service
p III Prayermeeting every Wednesday even
mbers OF all denominations or of no demon
nation will be sincerely welcome at all of ou
lrche3.
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