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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
TWO BASEBALL LEAGUES.
Circuits For Each Next Year-GrOund
Secured at st. Louis.

Secureu at SIs LOUIS.
ST. LOUIS, July 2S.-The st. Louis
Baseball association has been formed
and a team, to be called the ST. Louis
Browns, will be organized in time to
take the field early next season, as a
member of the new American associa-
ton. The old Sportsmen's park has
been acquired.
The circuits of the two leagues will be
made up as follows:
American association-New York,
Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washing
ton i'll the east, and Buffalo, Detroit.
Chicago and st. Louis IN the west.
National League-Boston, Brooklyn,
Philadelphia and Pittsburg in the east,
and Chicago, ST. Louis, Cincinnati and
Louisville i'll the west.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Not So SlnW.

you villagers seem to be a rather de-
liberate lot of people,
81 s'pose we be. There wrz felIer
drowned down in the creek a spell ago.
He yelled Help! HelDr afore he went
down the last time, IN the editor of the
village paper heard him an went back to
the Office an put in his paper two help
wanted ads an charged 'em up to the es.
tate.i'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Lost Woman Returned.

WILKEsBARRE, Pa, July 2S.-Mrs.
John LIewellyn of Pittston, who was
lost OH the Wilkesbarre mountain while
picking berries, reached a farmhouse
near Stroudsburg. She had travelled
through the dense forest a distance of
about 40 miles and had nothing to eat
but a few berries. The excitement
alone kept her up. She was in con-
slant fear that she might be attacked
by wild animals. Friends brought the
woman to her home. She is quite ill.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Premier Laurier Explains.

OTTAWA. July 2S.-Sir Wilfrid Lau.
rier, the Canadian premier. was asked
about his famous remark about war in
a recent speech on the Alaskan bound
airy question. He replied quickly: 81
distinctly said, when called attention
70 the fact that the negotiations had
failed, and that the question could only
be settled by arbitration or war, that
war was out of the question and not to
be thought OF. :"
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Geneva Articles to Naval Warfare.

THE HAGUE, July 2S.-The plenary
conference adopted the preamble deal
ing with the laws and customs of war
and the adaptation of the Geneva con-
vention to naval war. The articles of
the two conventions were definitely
adopted. The arbitration scheme still
awaits Great Britain's acceptance of
and accession to the plan.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Want Under stars and Stripes.

SAN Francisco, July 2S.-The Call
said i'll part: The natives of the island
af Kusale. in the Carolines, want to be
annexed to the United States. The king,
high chiefs and prominent men on the
island forwarded petition to San
Francisco. The petition was forwarded
to the president. Germany has pur-
chased the group from Spain. The peUi-
ton of the Kusalers has arrived too
Iate
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Readine Make, a FUN Man,

"Quigbec is a queer sort of a chap.
He told me yesterday that when he
feels particularly blue and melancholy
he always sits down and reads a book
of poems
and when he gets hungry l suppose
he sits down and reads Cookbook
Baltimore Jewish Comment.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Murderer Luetgert Dead.

JOLIET, Ills, July 2S.-Adolph l..
iIuetgert, the wealthy Chicago sausage
maker, who was serving life sentence
in the penitentiary here for the murder
of his wife. was found dead i'll his cell.
He died of fatty generation of the
heart
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Heureaux Killed When Giving Aims

FoRT DE FRANCE. Island of Martini
que, July 2S.-Furtber news of the kill
ing of President HeureauX developed
that he was shot by Caeeres while he
was giving aims to beggar. The as
sassin S father was put to death by Heu-
reauX in 1891.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Had Only One Child.

BROWNSVILLE, Pa, July 2S.-The
st1rv circulated here that Mrs. George
dacilet had given birth to seven chill
dren proves To have been little exag-
gerateu She gave birth to one son, but
IN the excitement of the family the mis-
leading statement was given out.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
An Aeronaut Drowned,

HLLsDALE, Mich, July 2S.-Bert
Kimball of North Adams, Mich, an
aeronaut. was drowned at Baw Bees
park. His parachute dropped in the
middle of Baw Bees lake.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
BRYAN spoke to Thousands.

GREENFIELD, Ind, July 2S.-William
=. Bryan held three meetings here, two
at the lair grounds and one on the
Court house square i'll the evening.
l. uily l5,OUJ visitors were i'll town, and
l2,0O0 people heard him on the fair
grounds at each of the two meetings
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
PhilOsOphy.

Laugh and grow fat! The best advice
Philosophers declare it!
Already fat? la that event
Why. simply grin and bear it!
Detroit Journal.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
REACH NEW YORK SEPT. 80
Olympia Expected to Arrive Then-A
Seaman Died.

TRIESTE, Austria, July Captain
Lambcrton and the other officers of the
United States cruiser Olympia attended
the funeral OF the sailors who were
killed recently by an explosion on board
the Austrian torpedoboat Adler.
Admiral Dewey drove through the
suburbs of the city.
II is now expected that the Olympia
will arrive i'll New York by Sept. 80.
One of the two seamen who were re-
Gently taken from the cruiser to the
Trieste hospital is dead.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Carnegie's Offer to San Diego.

SAN DIEGO, Cal, July 2S.-Andrew
Carnegie offered to give $4,000 for a
public library in this city if "a site be
donated and the library maintained as
at present.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Sure Hit

'The best way to tickle mans van
ity," says the Manayunk philosopher,
sis to tell him he hasn't ny."-Phila-
delphia Record.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Fur q Statue TO ParrelI.

DUBLIN, July PA meeting, con-
vened by the lord mayor. was held at
the Mansion House TO inaugurate II fund
for the erection OF statue Of Charles
Stewart Parnell.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28

"I'm so glad you liked my novel"
"Oh, it was charming! ! read all of
the last chapter. How did it begin? p
Golfers Weekly.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28

Brown-What motive had your son
for becoming n railway engineer?
Sniil-A locomotive, / presume
Chicago News.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
BODY OF INeERsoLL cReMA1eD.
Remains Removed From Dobhs Ferry to
The Frrsh Pond CremstOry.

ne fr-sh Pond Cremstory.
New YORK, July 2S.-The bol ly of
Robert G. Ingersoll was removed from
Dobbs Ferry TO the Fresh Pond O.. L.
crematory, where it was cremated. The
body was in plain black coffin without
ornament. The top of the coffin was
covered with roses.
The funeral party included Mrs.
Ingersoll, her two daughters, Clinton
B. Garreli, Walston II. Brown, Major
erick G. Penfield.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Where He Would Be suoce..f,,

He would make good leader for
the Filipinos"
What makes you think so?'
His record as a sprinter."-Chicago
Post
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Interstate League Standing.
Games Scheduled For Today.

Toledo at New Castle, Fort Wayne at
Youngstown. Dayton at Mansfield and Colum
bus at Wheeling.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
Standing of the Clubs.
Games Scheduled For Today


Washington at Pittsburg. Cleveland at Balti-
more, Boston at Louisville and Philadelphia
at Chicago.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28

NEW TURK, JUIy q.
WHEAT-Spot market easy; No. red,
~ &C f. o. b. afloat spot; No. l northern Du
luth. 7s11sc f. o. b. ahoat spot; No. hard Du
luth, Sla4c f. o. b. afioat to arrive: No. red,
i55sc in elevator.
CoRN-Spot market esay: No. 2, S7s<c (. o.
b. afioat and s62ac in elevator.
OATS-Spot market steady; No. 2. 2Slsc;
No. D. ssc track white, 30d35l6c; track white
state, i0lGSl -.
CATTLE-Nothing doing; feeling steady.
Cables quote American cattle slow at l01<@
NC per pound dressed weight; refrigerator
beef higher at SC per pound
SHEEP AND LAMBS Market for good
sheep firm: others steady; lambs opened active
;'ud 100 2Sc higher; closed quiet Yith sdyRles
lost; cars upsQld' sheep, sses9$2S1 1sS&ss'
tS.Q9(97l0. -~>- =. : -
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28

Miss Willing-There seems to De n
great deal of elasticity in Chollie's M
ture.
Miss Woodbe | noticed that
when you threw yourself at him You
soon seemed to he farther away than
ever-Cleveland Leader.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
PITTsBURG, July ,;

CATTLE-Receipts light; market firm. We
quote as follows: Extra, IS 40G5.5O; prime,
$5.60G5.70; good, s5.2GG5.30; tidy. s490G5.l0 10:
fair 81 40(G4.S0 good. si.25Cd4.60 common, $3.50
GAO: heifers, s3.25(d4.75; oxen, S2.5EG475;
bulls and stags, s2.51Cg4.25; common to good
fat cows, s2.25(G4.0O; good fresh cows, 10000
800; fair, S!500G35.O bologna cows, 10000
2O.C0.
HOGS-Receipts light, about 10 cars mar
ket slow. Prime mediums $40 best York
ers and pigs, si.7J,dt.15; common to fair York
ers, Si65Cgi.70; heavy hogs, s4.60G4.65; grass
ers, $I.5Ve4.6J; good roughs, s3.75@9i.10; stays
and piggy sows, S3O0;G3.5O.
SHEEP AND LAMBS-Supply light: market
steady. We quote: Choice wethers, s4.S0o
4.S): good do. $4.6JG4.Io; fair mixed, s375Qpi.S0
common, S!.0JG30G spring lambs, Sj75a5. 10;
veal calves, s5.50G6.O0; heavy and thin. $500
450
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28

CINCINNATI, July %.
HOGS-Market active at s375(g4.60
CATTLE-Market steady at So 325g5.l5
SHEEP AND LAMBS-Market for sheep
steady at S9.01G4l0. Lambs-Market steady
IS. .75d6.6D.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-07-28
THE MARKETS.
PITTsBURG. July "a.
WHEAT-No. J red. 66G67

WHEAT-No. : red. 66G67c.
CORN-Shelled yellow, No. 2, 391 2(G40c: high
mixed do. 3S @39c: mixed, 37tG3715c; ear No. :
yellow 4la42c; high mixed, 39940c; mixed
57(l3Sc: low mixed. 36937c.
OATS-No. white, 3112(932c No. white
80. @3lc; extra No. 3, 291aG30c; No. regular
29,g2y1?c,
timothy, S1O.75911.25; No. timothy, 5000
1000; No. clover mixed, S10.OO(g 90; No. |
clover, s9.a5g9.5J: No. l prairie, ss.5OG9.0O
No. {. prairie, sS.00GS.5O; No. 8 prairie, 5000
ss.5J; No prairie, s7.5J@8.00; packing hay
$S.0J(Gs.225 No. timothy from country wag-
ons. sl2.5 5EG13.50.
POULTRY-Llve-Large chickens, 75Gs5c
per pair: small, 65(g15c; spring chickens, 3Od
5Oc. as to size; ducks, 40950c per pair; tur-
keys, sG9c per pound; geese, 7gSc per pound.
Dressed-C Chickens, old, 13914c per pound
spring. l+0l6c; ducks, laG14c; turkeys 13(G14c:
geese, l0gllc.
BUTTER-Elgin prints, 2012c; extra cream
cry 49, 2G2 &C; Ohio fancy creamery, 17@1715c;
country roll, l0(Gllc; low grade and cooking,
9d1Uc.
CHEESE-Fuil cream, Ohio new, aG91sc;
three quarters, Sia@9c; New York state, full
cream, new, 91a(al0c; Wisconsin, 13(63311sc
25-pound brick, Swiss, 121aG13c limburger,
new. l0Gl01ac.
EGGS-Strictiy fresh Pennsylvania and
Ohio, in cases, l1l.(Gl2c; Qc additional for
candling)
Iron County register., 1899-03-23
| HM~
CUTTING PRICES
TO SUIT THE TIMES.

I will sell Staple Goods for Cash
paid on the delivery of goods at a dis
count of 20 per cent, and other goods
at discount of from 20 per cent. to
so per cent. from Regular Prices. All
who have money to buy their supplies
with will do well to call on me and
examine my Goods and learn my Prices
before buying.
My Stock of Goods consist of Staple
Dry Goods, ReadyMade Clothing for
Men, Youths and Boys; Hats and Caps;
Boots and Shoes for Men, Women and
Children; Furnishing Goods, consisting
of Underclothes, Work Shirts, and
Dress Shirts, in great variety; Collars,
Cuffs. Neckties, Scarfs, .Suspenders,
Hose, Half-Hose, Gloves, Mits and
Handkerchiefs, in great variety. Fine
Hair Oil, Perfumery, Toilet Soaps,
Staple Drugs and Patent Medicines.
Secondhand Books, School Books,
Blank Books, Paper, Envelopes, Tab
lets, Box Paper, Ink, Pen Stocks, Pen
Points, and all kinds of School Sup
plies. Watches, Clocks, SpectGcles in
great variety. Razors, Razor Strops,
Homes. Pocket Knives, Pocket Books,
Purses, Ladies' Bags, Satchels, Photo
graph and Autograph Albums, and an
immense stock of Laces, Ribbons and
Fancy Notions, too numerous to men
ton. HENRY FARMHOUSE.
Iron County register., 1899-03-23
From Clones.

Ed. RegiSter-The past few days of
nice weather have been utilized by
most farmers out here.
Owing to the inclemency of the
weather on the second Saturday in this
month, our meeting was not largely
attended. On Sunday, however, the
attendance was fairly good; quite a
number from Goodland attended.
Mrs Jno. Shepard, nee Smith, died
very suddenly one day last week;
cause of death heart failure. She
leaves an infant child only six months
old. The bereaved husband and par
ents have the sympathy of many
friends. But while she is gone from
husband and friends, there is no ques-
tion but that she Is resting to-day in
the arms of her Savior.
Williams and Sumpter's saw mill is
doing thriving business. They have
not only a good saw rig, but an excel
lent engine.
Judge Volner is preparing to build
a new dwelling house.
Thos. Mcmahon is now attending
school at Centerville.
Misses Becca Mcmahon and Vada
Volner visited US not long ago.
A proposition to divide school dis
trict, No. 2, township "a, r. and 2
W., so as to form two districts, will be
submitted to the voters at the annual
meeting, April 4th next. just how
said proposition will result / cannot
now definitely state; but If all patrons
of the district would look at the ques
tion properly, surely there is no ques-
tion but that the proposition will carry,
for as the district now stands 1t is
somewhat like the Indians acre-s'all
long and no wide" From the east
end of the district to the west end of
the same, is exactly nine and a half
miles; the school house being three
miles from the center of the district,
thus rendering it absolutely impossi-
BILE to accommodate all the pupils be-
longing to the district. AS the district
in question now stands, we have thir-
ty-four sections of land, with seventy
eight pupils at last enumeration. But
so far as | myself am concerned, | do
not particularly care; for expect to
teach my children at home, for quite a
while vet, as / have done for the past
five years.
am under obligations to Commis-
sioner j. NJ. Hawkins for copy of
.sReport of the Committee of Twelve
on Rural Schools" Prof. FL. has made
an excellent official, and should be re-
elected.
Henry Volner will superintend the
farm for Giles Mcmahon during his
absence for the next year.
Rev. w. r. Hawk has returned
from Flat River, and will work on his
fathers farm this year. Rev. H. is
good citizen, and it is with pleasure
we note his return.
II. Latham cut his foot pretty badly
three weeks ago. but with proper care
will be able in few days to walk
around without the use of crutches.
j. T. Patterson and family visited
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Latham Sunday last.
March Is, 1899. P.
Iron County register., 1899-03-23
Bellevlew Briefs.

Ed. Register-Preaching Sunday al
Presbyterian church by Rev. Lambert.
Rev. Doherty went to Libertyville
last Saturday to assist Rev. Tetley in
a meeting.
Mrs. Boring, wife of r. A. Boring,
died Thursday night. Her body was
Inferred in Ironton cemetery.
VIM. Reyburn of James Creek was
in town last Friday and Saturday.
James Cox and wife departed Mon
day for their home in Omaha.
Mesdames jackson and Herring de-
parted Monday for their home in
Paducah, accompanied by their moth
er, Mrs. Cox.
Mr.. w. P. Knox of Caledonia was in
town Monday.
VIM. Lay was in town Sunday and
Monday.
j. A. Reyburn of Belgrade and his
sister, Mrs. Belle Mckinney, of Yer
non county, were in town Sunday.
Mrs. Lille Webb and Miss Nettie
Rencehausen went to Black River
Monday.
John Ruddock is now looking after
the interests of the Huber Machine
Company in Reynolds county.
Miss Lizzie Sloan and John Reynolds
of Caledonia attended church here
Sunday night.
M. F. Lowe gave the young people q
play party Monday. The attendance
was good and all report good time.
Thomas Marr went to Bismarck
Monday after his sister. Miss Linda
Marr, who has been visiting in Farm
ington for several weeks.
Iron County register., 1899-03-23
Granltevllle Items.

Miss Ora Graham went to st. Louis
Sunday.
Mrs. August Block, of Bismarck,
visited relatives at this place Saturday.
Mr.. T. r. Tolleson, of Piedmont,
spent Sunday at this place with home
folks.
Mr.. Jas. Burk went to ST. Louis Sun
day.
Mr. Arthur Crews went to Flat Riv-
er last week.
Mrs. Jos. Hitzman and children, of
Bismarck, spent last week with rela-
tives in GranitevilIe.
Mr.. Chas. Luthey went to Webb City
Monday.
Miss S. Boss, of Middlebrook, spent
Thursday the guest of Miss Minnie
Trauernicht.
Mrs. Louis Burton has been quite ill
with la grippe for the past two weeks,
but is some better at this writing.
Mrs. Robert Trauernicht will go to
st. Louis again this week for medical
treatment.
Sheahan Bro. started few paving
cutters to work last week.
Messrs. Frank and Henry Rice moved
their families to Pilot Knob this week.
Mrs. NJ. j. Crews is visiting friends
in Ironton this week.
Mrs. Jno. Echert returned to St.
Louis Thursday, accompanied by her
brother, Fred Wardle. GIBRALTAR.
Iron County register., 1899-03-23
Burgundy Briefs.

Kind Mr.. Edit0r-Owing to the in
been done il the way of farming.
Those on the sick list are somewhat
improving.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Brooks called
on friends at Burgundy last Wednes-
day.
Miss Doll Henderson, accompanied
by Mrs. James f. Henderson, spent last
Friday with j. T. Patterson and family,
and was Hospitality entertained by Mr..
and Mrs. Patterson.
Mr.. Z. NJ. Adams of Goodland is now
visiting relatives at Burgundy.
Miss Cora Shy of Black is now spend
ing a few days with relatives at Clones.
Mr.. H. Latham recently cut his foot
by accident, inflicting quite a serious
wound. We hope for Mr.. l.. speedy
recovery.
W. G. Henderson made flying trip
to Goodwater last Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Jarvis visited
friends at this place last Monday.
M. S. Eaton passed through this i'm
mediate vicinity last week.
Miss Effie Stricklin recently visited
her sister. Mrs. w. HI. Copeland.
Mr.. George Thompson made a trip
to Huzzah last Sunday.
Mr.. T. B. Henderson of Belgrade re-
Gently visited relatives near Burgundy.
Rev. Anthony will preach at Mount
Pleasant next Saturday night and Sun
day.
We were indeed proud of our new
correspondent. We hope to hear from
you again, Il.
Wishing the REGISTER II long and
prosperous life, we remain your cor
respondent.
3-1S-'99 NEWSY.
Iron County register., 1899-03-23

Married-At the residence of Rev.
Aspley, Arcadia, Mo-, on Thursday,
March 16, 1899. Price Cox and Miss
Kate Hill of Belleview, Rev. Aspley,
officiating.
Mr.. E. Bisplinghoff went to Farm
ington Monday.
Louisa Stewart returned to Doe Run
Monday.
Mr.. Ben Brooks of Black River was
in town Monday.
Mr.. John Sweeney of Graniteville
was in town Monday
. Mr.. Crocker has been quite sick but
is improving now slowly. We hope to
see him out again soon.
March %, 1899.
Iron County register., 1899-03-23

THE bill establishing State Lunatic
Asylum No. 4 passed the House Tues
day, without dissenting vote. AS
the institution is to be located in
Southeast Missouri, the exact point
now becomes a question of interest.
The REGISTER insists that for health
fulness, accessibility, and other advan-
tages the Arcadia Valley is away above
and beyond all other localities sug-
gested. These facts are respectfully
suggested to the attention of the COM
missioners, whoever they may be.
Iron County register., 1899-03-23

If there were few military auto
Gratis in this country, such as the occu-
patton and rule of Porto Rico has
produced-and they will come with
the opportunity-the boasted freedom
of the press would be gone glimmer-
ing. Over in Porto Rico an editor
dared to criticize the action of a Judge
and he was promptly beaten to insensi-
bflity by private soldier and his paper
as promptly suppressed ..by order OF
the military" Two other editors who
had the insolence to protest against
such usage to one of the craft were
made to feel that the edicts of the gen.
eral commanding, like the DEGREES of
the Almighty, must not be questioned
Their papers were also promptly sup
pressed. Let the people of the United
States remember that the spread of
militarism is not constrained by few
hundred miles OF waste seas.
Iron County register., 1899-03-23

SIX or eight concerns in the same
line of manufacturing form trust,
competition is wiped out, production
restricted by closing down the redun-
dant factories, and prices raised to the
consumer. Where employment under
the old way was given to one thousand
persons, under the new regime but two
hundred employees are necessary to the
purposes of the trust. To those two
hundred an ostentatious raise of five
or ten per cent. in wages is given, and
the fact heralded under big headlines
in all the Goldbug syndicate press.
The burden of this song is taken up
and re-echoed by the 2x4 McHauna
following - bare-breeched and stom-
ach-pinched as they are-until their
souls reek in the ecstasy of that faith
Iron County register., 1899-03-23

THE murderess, Mrs. Place. was
electrocuted at Sing Sing, N. Y, last
Monday-the first woman to die in the
electric chair. She had killed her
step-daughter and attempted also to
take the life of her husband. The sur
roundings of the crime showed great
brutality and wickedness, and Gov
Roosevelt was right in refusing to inter-
fere with the sentence of the court
merely because the criminal was a
woman.
Iron County register., 1899-03-23

Com HARVEY tells a good one. He
says that he was in attendance at a
theater lately and the comedian says:
Il know of two things that are exactly
alike"
mo" said the interlocuter, ssno
two things can be exactly alike"
''Yes there can. / have seen two
things that were exactly alike"
.'Well, please tell US what they
were," pleaded the interlocuter.
WELL" as he grew emphatic, .'a
Cleveland panic and Mckinley Pros
perity are exactly alike"
Iron County register., 1899-03-23
A Cure for Sleeplessness.

l commenced using your Ramon's
Liver Pills & Tonic Pellets the first of
December, 1896, for Heart and Liver
trouble. I will never forget the good
they have done me. / could not sleep,
was short of breath and, in fact, could
not work any. have used a few box
es and to-day feel as we'll as l ever
did in my life.-G. NJ. Britton, Hol-
brook, w. Va. For sale by Geo. G.
Jacobs, Druggist.
Iron County register., 1899-03-23

THE report is that the United States
is about to purchase thirteen small
war vessels from Spain to assist in
keeping the Filipinos in subjection.
How fraternal we are getting to be
with blowers-up OF the Maine! And
how slack we are in love toward our
late allies against the dignifed Don!
Things is not as they once was-not
by several long shots!
Iron County register., 1899-03-23
Election Notice.

Stockholders of the Irontou Acade-
my of Music Company will take notice
that on
Monday. the Sd day Of Aprt1. 1899,
an election for five directors for the
year will be held at the Hall, between
the hours of two and five O'Clock P. NJ.
ELI ID. AXE, Secretary.
Iron County register., 1899-03-23
Weak Eyes Are Made Strong,

dim vision made clear, styes removed
and granulated lids or sore eyes of any
kind speedily and effectually cured by
the use of Sutherland's Eagle Eye Salve.
It's put up in tubes. and sold on a
by all good druggists.