The times., 1899-11-16
MR.. DooLEY AND ROBERTS.
Persecution for the Mormon Bus
support for the sultan of SHIu.

support for the sultan of SuIu.
tFrom the New York Jomnal)
How many wives has this here man
Roberts that's thryin 70 break into Con-
gress?" Mr.. Dooley asked
I dinnaw, said Mr.. Hennessy; i
nivyer heerd iv him"
Il think it's three" said Mr. DOoley
No wondher he needs wurruk AN is
hghtin' hard fr tn job I'm with him too.
be hivens- Not that I'm be taste or in
clinatiOn a marryin' man, Hinnissy They
may get me to tn altar some day. tn
best iv US falls, like Cousin George. an
there ARE designin' women in this very
block that ! have me own throubIes IN
dodgin
But tn minytt a Mormon thries 10
break into political job. obligation
rises an SAYS they What they saws.
permit this polluted mOnstheF f'F to in
wade tn chaste atmosphere. they saws,
Nv the House iv REPRESENTATIVES, they says.
Permit him fr 10 parade his family down
Pennsylvania AvanOO an block thrafFc'
they says Permit him mebbe 70 sit in
tn chair wanst occupied be th' laminted
Breckinridge, they says. An they proceed
fr to hunt tn poor. crowded man. An
he takes a day OF 10 kiss his wife fr'm
house 10 heuse. an holds a mestin IL his
childer TO bid thin gOod-by an r-Tuns ID
Numbers that they have husbands " their
own an goes home to cook III supper
A Mormon, Hinnissy. is a man that has
tn bad taste an IN rellijiOn to do what
4 good nanny other men ar-re restrained
fT N dOin' be conscientious scruples an tn
polls. l don't want amy wife. ye Hin
missy, ARE satisfied not to say con-Jint
with wan; another la-ad feels that ned
be lonesome without tin. lis a matter iv
sIF IFzF,rr fH ion -E.H
On'y knows where I'd bring up. I might be
like me nd an fellCW-suIIan, Hadii Mo-
hammed. Hadji has wives to burn an
wanst in awhile he BURNS van. He has
a betther job thin Congressman
An does annywan thry to interfere with
Hadji2 Does annywan say, 'Hadii yeH
have TO abandon two or three hundred iv
ye're dTesides2 Ye ar-re livin' Jus inside tn
left field free iy cur domain. an lis "A
rule iv IN game that we've taken We into
that no wan shall have more thin van
wife at a time that amy one knows OF.
T. behalf iy III comfy iv IN Society fr
tn Suppression iy Poly-gamy. / request We
to discard Nora an Eileen, an Mary Ann,
an Sue an Bimbi an tn r-rest iv th'
bunch, an eleave on'y TO Lucille. ] judge
be her looks that she's III first Nissus
Hatch.
NO. sir. If he had he'd reach rh ship
that runs between our outlying wards
without "a hair TO his head. Instead IS re-
proachin Hadji with his domestic habits.
wan iv IN euvoys that ar-re imp.Oyed 10
carryin' messages fr'm th' Prisidint 20 his
fellow citizens proceeds 20 Ia pretty Ii tis
American village iv Suiu, where he finds
Hadji seJdn' up on a high chair surround
cd be wives. 'Tis a domestic scene t1aLd
make Brigham Young think he was
bachelor. Hadii is smOkiE a good ssegar
an occasionally histiu' dhriuk iv eide,
an wan iv IN ladies is playin' guitar,
an another is siugin' L want We my Suiu-'
an another is maxim tidy. an three or
four hundred more ar're SEWN pat hes On
th pants iv th Hadji kids.
An IN ambassadure he says. Mos
rile an luminous citizen, here is a copy
is Ia Annual Thanks glvIn' pr0-c amatiOn-
he says 'Tis addressed 70 all IN hearty
husbaudmen iy our BELOVED country,
maniu' YOU among others, he says. An
here he SAYS, is tn revised Constitution.
he says. 'Th' original wan he says was
intfnded fr oil stick-in-th' -muds that
wuddens know tn din'rence between q
harem an a hoe he says. This wan he
says. is more suited Cr N prisint gay au.
expansive times, he says .It permits g
man, he says. to cleaye 20 as NANNY
wives. he says. as his race. color, an
previous condition is ssrvitude viii per-
nit he says.
Thank We kindly, says HadjL III
threasure these here papers as yaliyable
memiGtC firm that far distant home iv
mine which I have niver seen, he says
ia introduce ye to Mrs Hadji wan by
wan. he SAYS. but 'twud be betJher he
says, 'fr 10 stand up here an be prisinted
10. her as a whole he says, f'r he says,
'tis CROWN late, an I want We 10 come up
10 tn house he says. an pick mission ry
with ne. he says A Baptist. he SAYS,
raised on IN farm he says An Hadjl
holds his job an looks for rard 20 III day
whin We have female suffrage an he can
east tn solid vote iv Sulu f'r himself tr
prisidint
Thin said Mr. Hennessy. ''ye're frind
Roberts ought to move TO what-dye-cail-
IN place
That's what I'm thinkin, said Nr.
DOoley. But tbs too bad fr him he was
bor-ru at home"