The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-09-23
GEORGES PA
Makes a Muss Of It Trying to Hire
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Curl. Your maw's always growleu
about How hard It is to Hire Curl
But I'm agon to sho Her how Stained
easy 1t is II a purson goes at 1t Prop
per"
So he put a mad in the Paper and the
next Evening thay was Three come to
see about It. Two Of them looked in
the place and sed thay Didn't have no
Time to make Bargen then. SO paw
asst the Last One to come In the knichen
and talk about 1t. She was Large
Curl with yallow Hare.
"whare's the mIssus." she says when
She throwed Cold glance around.
"shes away vIsatun," way says.
'I CESS she must Been Gone Long
time" the Curl told paw, Blythe Looks
Of Things. How many you got In the
Fambly?"
"only four" paw Told her.
!" spose you Don't Count the Darwg
and the pigs what's Bin rootlH around
in Here" she says. WHO was your
Last Curl and way Did She Leave"
81 Don't no Her Last name" paw an
serd. I'VE Called her Gusty. She Got
Sick"
az should think she would Git Sick, "
the Curl sed purity sassy do you git
woman to come in and Do the wash
en?"
NO." paw says Like if He was purity
scared.
"well, 1 mite of knowed that" She
told Him. 81 CESS you Don't Behave
wasent a Good thing around Here
What Do you DO, fist walr your clos
till thay are wore out?"
SAY" paw Hollered, II Don't want
NO Back talk from you. CESS this
plaIs wouldent SCOT you eunyway."
THAT'S the Best CESS you ever maid
in your Life" She says. I'm used to
workin WHARF folks is Refined and
lives Decent. I Hope you wOuldent ex-
pect emmy buddy to Cook meels on
Old Fastened Stove Like that"
ut Don't make no Difference what
we would want them to Do" paw told
Her. You don't Haft to take the job,
and the Door WHARF you come in amt
Locked neither"
"I DIden't Come here to Git lnsulted."
She sed orel sayldge. II want you to
understand you're Taken to Ledy. l
spose you aInt ust to 1t But you Better
Lern How"
Then She lifted up Her dress purity hi
and Stepped over 'stewIn pan and a
Broken Plate what was Layin on the
Floor ard went out, sayin:
you'll Be Sorry fer the Brute way
you Spoke to me-"
Paw he Set thare and Wiped the
onest SWEET from his manly Brow and
Looked like II He coulden't remembur
what Happened. So after willie He
Started to Bake some potatoes with the
skins on. o But I'm Sick of Them.
That's all we Had to Eat fer three
Days.
Purity soon, when we was settIn at the
Table sumbuddy Rung the Bell at the
kitchen.
THAT'S anuther Curl what wants a
Job" paw says. you go and tell Her
to Come around to the Front Door.
Wen asst her in the parler This time"
went out to See about 1t, and thare
Stood a Teller with nSswetter On and a
cuppIe of the Biggest Fists ever
Seen.
"whare's that pupp what Insulted
my Sister Here a Little while ngo?" he
asst steppln into the kitchen.
1 CESS He was about Seven Feat HI
or mebby six and Half in His Socks.
1 Felt offel Sorry fer paw, so I thot l
would go and Tell him about 1t without
waftfn to Hear no more. But the
Giunt got into the DinIn room about
the Same time and paw wasen't thare.
"whure is the Durty Whelp," the
man Hollered."
Then herd a Door shut purity sud
den up stairs, and seen Chanel to
Duck out the Frunt way. When got
acrost the streat l stood Behind Tree
and waited to See What was agoin to
Happen.
1t was a Long time Before the man
Come cut swaIrIn Like n pIrut and
THROWN Baked potatoes at the Lamp
Posts as Fur as I could See Him.
went Back when He was out OF Site.
and snuck up to the he'd Of the stares
and Hollerd fer paw to come out. AZ
ter while He opened One of the Bed
room Doors and Stuck his he'd out
purity pale and Asst:
HAS he went?"
"Yes." says, "But CESS He rooned
our supper. Nearly all the Dishes is
Smashed on the Floor and He Diden't
Leave a potato"
Paw Come Down stnres then and We
locked the Doors and Gathered up the
peaces. and Paw says:
ut was the Luckiest thing Ever Hap
ened to That BroOt He went When He
Did. Il He Had OF Stayed two mInuts
more coulden't of Held miself in emmy
Longer. would OF Had to Lick him no
matter what 1t Cost
So we amt got no Curl yit.
GEORGE.