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The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-12-30

LADIES - A NEVER FAILING,
harmless monthly regulator free. MRS.
II. ROWAN. Milwaukee. Wis.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-12-30
COMFORT OF MlNl

consultations free, and every facility a,
hand for thorough treatment - Aborn s.,
froyidencc, ~ u Hours; ~ 10 a. a. IA. tot
and tO y D. iu.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-12-30
TIN YUEN COEy F..

street. open wednesday. Aug. % Come
and getya genuine chop Sucy. All ma.
tionahties treated win respect.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19
PUGET SOUND pnnsnYrnRY.
To uol1 ITS Msesing - o. 2. ChUseh
.Thpee Days oesslen.

This evening the PUGET Sound Prcsby.
terry viii hold session At thu y. r. chufrh,
corner Of Sixth avenue and 0antca street.
20 prepare for the seventh annual fnaetine
OF the Synod Of Columbia Al tonight .
meeting Rev. w. r.. Friesch win ~ orda.n.
a. The Prcsbytsry viii also meet tomor-
row and sranaact I'D routine eusafaas.
Tomorrow evening the seventh annual
synow OF Columbia wfli convene. ahe
synod comprises the districts of Waah.rx-
ton and Oregon. Its session will last three
dayx and II 10 expected that nearly all the
noted ministers Of the ". r. church IN this
part Of the country will b present Dur
Ing tho cessation several Interesting ad-
dresses viii be delivered BY tho Visiting
ministers.
bOWu.
"wednesday -Opsaiue ssrnan, asv, Curtis D. me-
vrassn e Albany. Or: s1ecssoa q ncdesatns.
ThassdAy~~ pevettons. eenauceeA ~ he 9oder.
asns: hntns.s rvprst q ssanxHna rsmmittss on
.'Nsrasive anA ssass Il nelissca,' eaufsrsacs; d.
vssioss; nshas study Rev. Hubss fssussu ~ fs#t.
ssacns indiasrens mevnh<n. g, amnas sabbath
shsr,a ksv W 4 apsldins. y a.. q ApsAana
RstiAy Desntiensi bnsinsS acvctsrns: Bible
ssady. Rev Hshrs t.rs~sca. Il Pu.sand: hssiness
eonssspnrr. ~Ilcw 20 tnsv~Ass Churrh AtAsndAncs''
ysuns peoples rally, addresses ~ Res, H. 3. wal
lace. 4. n. Il East Portland end Rev. A. q
kirhpaAxtck. u TArsmA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19

sooseo-oensU HeW Dso6oses.
= esssies 8 -. nssainasy han - -
ooo1oe eHD~m<Ise - bssn somnss6 ~ tie
Is c~sstY $500 nsas1sesussrS -
s.sss,; . s.s s.sssP O. ,seces.ss 2 40
9 fssssa's saehiss - S.oa1s ssrs
u vssEiss q d rissf ere Sssss =.
s: s ia ss.ss e ssss:s - e. e., zee: s.
woxs - srrasstaG fsf ne bpiIdins q TIE
neess . ysss 4oloassesS, > mai owsss
- from the mi vsu - sasoy oshss
eahohooss asrsaOe1snes havo besN ma1s
fer ths ssciuaox o. 10 0lass By the uss
8 S.nvas pastsssoes. Tsss rs@asss 10
hovsvss but mat every nAa. woman and
eeG6 attending ths sspo4t,se wtIl nnd TIE
ri 80 s1tssst : ias0s fus1 Of sajoymsns
qs.y i sss y ssssss e n. .u,o
TN Vim ~ nsvs6 f.ca eocM = cdMan
bs1l9tnQ y the expssitlon building. vhere
peopIs having tSaaese e transast win And
y ssi s1s - Z sAsss sc ~ - r.es ssSs
q the bgoeAe me gas company y A.
ssa4lns the eeces..ry Dsltae fss n. grsas-
:: "a y. g s:I S.s s.'s -. = va -; s
ssyersl dayss ne wosh wHs asleysa soaAe:
ne mauADeDo0t oS5oWed the use of TIE
bsil1.sg ~ : a1sissry haN. shs proceeds
s e go & ne q e =: sssS "a o n ~
mia. Today .ths Wos6nsQ wlJl b On hand
il force and IL : lev 1ave the bVtldyns
WIN be announced ready for the exhibst6ss,
who can commsncs the WORT Of sssct!ns
n addition 70 ne nua,e tAs management
h6s arangsd for- attractions 10 the way u
YssE. shs E1wssd Gbisi1s comosny. viii
play ono week and there can be no DOUBT
but that n WI draw great attendance NJ
snisids has Mov!ne pietuses, taken q n "a
WasAingtcs bsgs 0oving about On the mr.
ing ane. with TIVE pictures. showing tho
soldiers On the dend run IN 3 Wild charge
against the euiuono intrenchmsnh This
attraction has bsen taking enthusiastically
y &, K: E. ans e sss', q; s s:.ss
drawing card. h4se. 0thef AttractIons are
now nescsiasine WITH TIE d!n4sers com
binatlons n fks way Of featutes the ex-
position WIN ne - wanYnsc
x.ssy. q u. Srav.nci :i .seoasIsn. :,
isrday and attended o. guests . meeting
o. The trlstese OF the exposition, MI
Keary and Mr.. Mains regretted that tho
s:,. q e; e: s sr $4,000 s;h ,s me
said that they believed over . thousand
people ffom their part Of the province
would come 10 Seattle TO attsnd the expo
elton here ana they were In the city Tor
the Dufposs q ayrans,ne a. exeurs!cn
.rn% ase'v ssess Vii hss But four dsys
while 6sassEs's exposition. runnins two
we~lknb will not interfere with a. inter-
change Of excursionA
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19
CArsusc Dsa svAs~a Cured.

This - 60 certify that have had chronic
s.arrhoss ever ssncH the war I GOT %
~sak could hardly walk or DO anything
one eot,le OF ChAmbertAins Collie Chol.
era ard D.Arrnoea Remedy cured me sound
and we'll. }. r. GIBBS.
F1ncAssie Va
had chronic a,aryhoea fog twelve years
Three bottles Of Cnaahessatn's Cote Chol.
era ard Dsayyno<A Remedy cured ms
q L. SHAVER. y.neAstis. Va
both Mr. G.oae ana Mr. shave. are
rrcmsnsnt farmers Ard RESIDE near r.a-
castle, Va They procured tire remedy
from Mr. W. r. Carer. . drugg.ss % the,
place. vAo - we'll acquainted VITA them
ana uM ysach tor the trush of thsis seAse-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19
nsas THAN TnEY car cAaav.
oDuol Lakes Steamers wan Vet Take
Az more western Freight.

4 0nuD1 L0k0o D9e0@&R0 - ~ B0AS
Any more westevn 1pes0he.
4 IN days ago the Northern Pacific r.
Ulpo1 notice from the Northern steam
- Cumpany, ths Union Transit Company
I ne Western Transit Company. tnc
- concerns controlling The passenger
- kfU1ghf beats on the Great LAkta. that
q western freight would be accepted un-
: r further notice. The reaeon for this Was
- unuaialiy heavy sh.pnenss OF freight
~ the Northwest. which had over
ou0dSd the carrying capacity OF the lake
0DWNgs.
Yesterday the Western Transit Company
uDoo1 the eoAat roads that they were
- roaay fr bua1nesA
- freight business east during tho
nnonsh has been something enormous"
The chief clerk OF tho Northern Pa
- yesterday. I'm August our road
81 Shipped from Seattle no less than
4 Qfe q lusJoer and ! ~ cars Of shin.
~ 3 total 81 AGd0 cara Tho aaluson
0DnentH this year have been by Tar the
m0Doe ever known Over laO.000 caves
M hesn shipped ~ al lines - far and
n tho rush continued
he railway record Of Seattle In the
0n1ter 81 freight this fall win he Some
81 assonish.nx. But the opening up Of
eal4e on the lakes. which was stopped
oeseey because the heavy western ship
1ontb had simply gerged ali the lake
asenssp 90 that they had more than they
W164 haul. viii greatly relieve ~ OUT
80 end permit through billing a. usual"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19
PArm xEARsSo COMPLETION.
CAaialess Rleycle - Ne Given Ava
% Raise Meaey.

Tne Queen City Good Roads Club has
about completed the bicycle path 10 the
Magnolia bun army post, and Of ell the
8 mixes % path built by this club. this one
n the mast beautiful. and In time will BE-
sum~ the most popular with riders- This.
~ has been the case with the other paths.
has hscn built by popular subscription. On
account OF % many subscription papers
being In the deld this year II has hem
very dinicult for the o6sccra 81 the club to
path.
TO aid IN this work q ladies chainiess
wheel has been presented 90 the club
which Will ne given to the person Oady or
wentiernans turning N the greatest amoun,
81 membership subscriptions or donations
10 Magnolia path construction fund
quite number ~ lad,ea have ssgnined
their Intention of entering the contest. ThA
wheel IL On sxnlnt.iun IN the window Of
the Metropolitan Printing and binding
Company. liz yesler way. Tn. necessary
hlaxsks and information can be obtained
81 Mr.. p. /. Alien at the same address.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19
4 DARING ROURrRY.


Last night . man panied John Gather.
tne. Alias CavanauSh. and n companion
whose identity n unknown 10 tho police.
entered the lodging house OF Wo ChonR
ana were discovered proving about the
rooms. A Chinese blew a police whistle,
when the men made q dash for the
street. GATHERINGS companion stopping
long enough TO dash into q room and
snatch . gold watch laying on n table.
Detective Barbee and Offccr Loveiand
were In the neighboshood and they took
after the thieves. Catherine was caught
after long chase, but his companion
escaped with tho watch.
When searched nj the station n plaster
mold for counterfeiting silver dollars was
found In GATHERINGS pocket. United
States Secret Service Agent La Sale was
notified ana has gone 20 work on tho
case. believing II possible that Gather
ine'A Companion la Q counteffeitcr.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19

- - been recseve1 ~ - Rost-
nr~r from the Port Anue)es BeAr4
VI -Ion. addressed to Senator Yse&ss.
e~1Sr, - the effects Of the fsrsstry -
- ~ upon Ciallam county. - 60
<<s~r.. n, ;~tfsr 10 n9nsd ny :. y Cool1-
< - r. +. smith. president and sse-
- = d. board q trn1s. n if snoy
wresr Fo~ters AID nnd in0wsass -
s--rr11ur = mo1lflcax1on ~ she IAW. UDoch
- - has bcea most dt1nstspus %
- uuocnse snd prosperity 81 IL county.
- uoser - - foiseWe.
= = msss and cry1m9 in1uoeoco dona -
mrn ssunty by ths Dsssent senfue Of
5 10y reserve nv, - - form IN
o11nG county e0w0tnBscoef9 S~port
- eecrefary 81 the tnt9r3or. - sesi
- sommunscation fyo0 County Audi
! N1ssIl. .ooonpsay:ne u ecPy q ne
~ board of TrnAe 81 PORT A.
- l6u6su to sappjememt tneR doou.
WITH a few facts thAt VIII IN
IT snph.si.s md posns oss = he nsess-
80 49, yesrs past IL boasG %
<k eo-opersfing with the lmmtgrateen
q Z, cia ass ssan - - , .s.ss
= - 10 you under separate csver).
o11tlon numberius DAo. setting
H II Advantages VI the county - .
- or settlemeni = very iibeeaI
T11HUx5on ~ these pamohiets ana hin
r. ES9ssars vas supplsmensed ky the
- - The immigration Anpe19Gepn fn
I = ~ iecturerD shrouGh III Dnetern
- = make hnoNn the seseureN %
= portion Of western Washingson:
S = cast snsir Ii VIII - saiy @
- dtsheortsoed and dnAppUlnto6.
1kW snta1tng heavy sxpsasss in
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19

WHERE IL the boy but threo feet high.
who's made improvement more than ~
Shakespeare
Large streams from little Fountains f,ow
Tall oaks from little acorns grow:
Although Ne nncs were small and young
With Judgment weak and feeble tongue
Yet all good business men as We
Have Learned TO read their A pC"
The firm ~ ~. ". Dearborn n co
Sull sell t.fe lots and urlansis log
Rocm G. ground door. Hallers beehive.
Established eighteen axty-nve.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19
PlaMksMg Gives Way.

A portion OF che thanking on Stesson 4
Post's wharf gave way yesterday afternoon
and Pat Dalton. an empioye Of the com.
pany. was precsritated snto the water be-
low. He was nshed out and found 20 be
bruised considerably, hut not seriously, He
was taken 10 Providence hospital
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19
DlRIGo SAILS ron skAGwAv.
All Accommodations rakeA-Naay
IaeHN lAAtyiAQAl 0aa1ta.

With Ter passenger Accommodations well
occupied and every available srtyh of cargo
space taken the Sesastlr-i.ynn canal liner
p.rtTe sailed Cor tire Meth last night. she
had sA~sarH a ruuAw ~ unusually large
individual Kssniike CURTIS, rstahls thcse
OF Z. T. Severance and VI sraster The
fovsrer shiprSd about ~ tens ~ mach,n-
cry ana prosTsrcts for the kicnd'ke. while
,svaassr tSok nearly as much eenera cup
ps;ss ara Ia hogs IN addition. The swine
Re hopes 70 deliver ~ Dawson where they
Will be tutChered
Inha klag. another passenger. "a me
leader ~ Aa expedition of ~i~scr ,nes
klona;kc i-stsrssi A. r. Luentag. q r~pse-
sentative of rsahst. sae Milwaukee, Arv ssr,
- en- route 10 Sortheassern Alaska and i.
r Rasss 90 Ress Higgins A. Co. OF SkaS.
way, 10 combining SGssnees and pleasure
iix
the following esst-clas< passengers sal.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19
LACROSSE TEAM TORMED.
euie Men Wit n~9th Work ~
Vuee 60 Meet = Vtctcvta Team.

tne EFFORTS which have been going on
me usls 10 form kacrnase aiab IN
tse nave at last hesn successful AT
GestrG or enthusiastic lacrosse men
49, &kt night az the Hotel Seattle the
l.tsrF vas fully discussed and the de-
49, sa HsSde. number % strangers Ia the
VAC formerly PLAYED on eastern
- were present and entered heartily
I - ~ ne lsc3ns' TAare arc gate uusan%r
suAs IN team and the team Will 80 10
- ersetieing ai once.
expect 70 have game with Vie
e.am s'sass two WEEKS as tire men
A-rt fnr team ars proficient In the
- Ard VII heed bmt very u.,fe n~sr.
"a Nc ss'fSers were elected az ,u ~
nsenns As tire members OF the
Ns@.ssa ' 20 wat unsl. they are fairly in
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19
o. INTEREST TO GERMASs.
basoals resa Arranged Retween Ger
many aaA rnlteA states.

msay aaA raiteA states.
n seattle pustoficc 10 In receipt OF an
- regulation from ~. ~ Branks. super
nse1Aent ~ foreign malta whissh ~ 81
U:eAl interest to German residensa Of this
- cher communities II rcads:
parrels-paxt convention having been
Senln3ed between the United states and
seseeany, 10 take effect October I. fS9e.
laseee&poss packages for destinationm In
OefmAny viii hereafter be admitted TO the
- foe Germany made up In and dis
.lcoed rom this country.
tercsis exchanged between the United
Sasee and Germany mus. not weigh more
{ 1 - elessa pounds nor measure moro than
M1se feet six inches In length and girth
oned. Postage MUST be prepaid full
ine following rates. via.
the United States on parcels for Ger.
EcaAy !. cents for each pound a. fraction
pound. and in Germany. on parcels
q Ne United Staten marka - pfSnnig
earh parcel. whatever tta weight. n
Savsey charge Of 5 censs In the United
aasee and ~ pfennig I'm Germany may he
s ,e Of The AddrtssHee Of each parcel.
.fceispoet paclAxrs for Germany
eseaad b. forwarded TO New York for dts-
Asta 10 Germany"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19

The funeral ~ the lsi~ Thomas Collins
took place yesterday afternoon at l: 70 from
Husserworth's chapel. Rev John r ps-
mon cfs,eiating The remains were Inferred
IN Mount Pleasant cemetery Lodge No 3
Of the pegree of Honor attended the fti.
neral In a body.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19

no you want your clothes "a come hack
with that nice fresh sr~li as II you had
send them 10 Cascade Laundry Co Main.
3ia
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19

TRY Hs,si stevens rev dining room.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19
TO CHICAGO FOR Sss. o..

Effective September nth toe Northern
pAnnc will make q rate Of Sss 10 10 Chira-
70. and corresponding reduction % An
Eastern pc1nts You will And II 20 yoyr
advantage 20 travel over this lire
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-19
FUNERAL OF q. A u. Man

psae fareyai services - 80. ss,A - ~
49, Ah task is}aee a. : c'cssck Vassyrsas,
Al Nssfeswsrsh's ehs,-A.. REV
-. ssaHAsse Officiating tas~rFrsert Wa
VI tsse q A. n cemetery.
u sasaagng ~'A9'e' sui
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-03-22
When Monkeys Played Music.

In the recollections Of FIFTY Years
With a Menagerie, by the late Dan
Rice, published in the February ID
and 9th issues Of the Youths Com
panion, occurs this story:
SIt may surprise many persons to
learn that monkeys, despite their
cleverness, are not enduringly suscep-
tible to the influences Of higher edu-
cation, for Infinite is their innate de-
pravity. found them ready enough
to learn, but persistent in refusal to
display their knowledge when.requir-
ed to do SO by their patient teacher.
This peculiar side Of monkey nature
was forcibly impressed on me when I
tried to form an orchestra. or string
band. among the simians of my me-
nagerie.
I'VE were in winter quarters. and
as it was my custom to devote my
spare time during the cold term to
tanning and training wild animals for
the next season, I had a family of
monkeys confined in an apartment ad-
joing my reading, smoking and music
room.
Gone morning upon nearing the cot
tage my cars were greeted by thesound
Of my cello. I paused, wondering
what visitor had provoked my rich
toned instrument to such unseemly
discord. Then approached closely,
and through window saw laughable
scene.
Seated upon chair, with smok-
ing cap on his head, spectaclcs on his
nose and meerschaum pipe in his
mouth, was Joe, the largest monkey
Of the menagerie, saving away at the
cello with bow in hand. Several of
the smaller monkeys were IN postures
Of surprise and delight at Joe's per-
formance. had omitted to lock the
door Of the monkey room, and that ac-
counted for the intrusion on my sane
tum.
"Highly entertained, I stood for a
time silent spectator, until seen by
little monkey, who notified its fcl-
lows Of my presence with sharp cry.
In twinkliug the animals dashed
from the room--Joe, minus cap, spec
taclcs and pipe, bringing up the rear and
carefully closing the door behind him.
Upon entering the house [ found all
the monkeys safely epsconced in their
proper room and looking as innocent
as possible, while the old ringleadcr
was snoring and apparently sound
asleep. From this occurrence thcidca
of trying to form an orchestra Of mon
keys came into my mind, for we'll
knew that such troupe, even if it
produced anything but melody, would
be a strong attraction
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-03-22
NOTICE.
Office Judge of Probate.

0lllco Judge of Pro,itte.
Andersou &'.@li : G.
E,l;9M the records OF, this office zap
q pears that several tiuart'ians, EN-
cc,ltors and Administrators have not
in:lde to this ciiico their Annual Return
us required ay iaw.ZI'or your lniorlna-
ton and guidance ! would sll! your at
tention to tie law inreioronco IL l,idnci-
ar;os, extracts OF. which are hereto ro-
inrred to.
Bv an Act= =o. the Legisiaturasp passed il,
lSg. Executors and Administrations fail
ing to make .Snnuniz Return Hro-uot en-
titled to any commissions for their lroii-
be in managing tho Estate: ans! under
section III, Revised. Stat.ltra. AL t'llar-
dians failing tomnkc their Res'ri: forfeit
their commission.
All Executors. Administrators and
t;,lar;!lans who do not wish To forfeit
their commissions, must mako their Re-
turn in accordance with tho law, or no
will be allowed.
Respectfully,
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-03-22

The ranic fiber is tough and
wears we'll. It is said that in China,
where it is used for making clothing,
itlasts SO we'll that children frequently
wear the clothes which their grand
parents wore when children.
"This really pains ME, Willie
said the old gentleman, as ne picked
the boy up aud laid him across his
knee. "Well, replied the boy resign
edly, at least I've never been fool
enough to deliberately hurt myself
-Judge--.You are accused Of steal
ing six reams Of paper, three gallons
Of ink, aud FIVE gross Of pens. What
have you to say p Prisoner-ssYour
honor, [ am novelist, and was
merely collecting material fora a new
story.
y guest was shown to room on
the upper floor in hotel in Memphis.
He noticed that the roof evidently
leaked, and spoke Of the matter to the
attendant. ''les, it leaks, said the
latter. "but only when it rains. You'll
find an umbrella alongside the wash
stand. y
Rev. E. Edwards. pastor Of the
English Baptist Church at Miners
vile, Pa. when suffering with rheu-
matism. was advised to try Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. EIe says: y few
applications Of this liniment proved Of
great service to me. 1t subducd the
inflammation and relieved the pain.
Should any sufferer profit by giving
Pain Balm trial it will please me.
For sale by Hill-Orr Drug Co.
- John Quier, who diedin England
recently in his S5th year, spent fifty
FIVE consecutive years of his life in
prison, whittier he was sent in 1913
for attempted murder. He was found
to be mentally irresponsible, and was
ordered to be confined during her
majesty pleasure. His death was
due to senile decay.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-03-22
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

- 4 fiber of silk one mile long
weighs but II grains.
Sugar moistened with vinegar is
good cure for hiccough.
Near Celina, Indiana, Miss Mary
Lloyd is dying Of spinal meningitis,
contracted by kissing the lips of dead
friend.
a chair which Lincoln had used
in his home was sold atauction in New
York for s270 to the Lincoln club, Of
Chicago.
The largest sewing machine in
the world is in operation in Leeds. It
weighs $500 pounds, and sews cotton
betting.
= Half the time when woman pre-
tends she is jealous about you its be-
cause she is mad because you aren't
jealous about her.
''NIy wife said the minister.
'.oftcn helps me out with my sermons.
"uum!!. said Henry Peck, my wife
breaches allthc scrmonsin ourhousc.
Old Joe Wheeler shouldn't COM
plain on leaving the army. Two gen,
crations Of lighting ought to be enough
for any 95.pound war horse.
a Michigan legislator proposes
to make liquor drinkers pa5, a license
of s., per year for the privilege of
drinking.
= Bacou-'That woman going on
the other side looks as if she knew it
all. Egbcrt-I guess she docs she's S
been down calling on my wife.
Little Johnnie Bixby, Il three
ycar-old. Of Jackson, Mich, swallowed
a six-lnch brass chain one day last
week, and gotov it without any pa
thctic obituary poetry being written
about him.
- William 7. Richards. of English,
Ind. owns Il brood SOW which dropped
a litter Of II pigs last Monday the
fifth litter in three years, altogether
m. ovnrv onn ri which was
reared.
-Akcntucky farmer slaughtered
a SOW the other day fourteen years
old. Which weighed 600 poanls and
which during her maternal career had
brought hinl@ovcr ninety pigs, which
Tic sold for 50 each.
said thc#orator, aln an
American Of the good old stock, root
ed deep in the soil .'l'hc only
stock ever heard of that rooted deep
int the soil. said the farmer il uhc
audience. was hogs.
Nervous weakness or palpitation#of
tic heart indicates disorder in the
stomach and digestion. 2rickly Ash
I;ittcrs 8 a wonderful remedy in such
eases. tclcanscs. STRENGTHENS and
regulates the stomach, livcrand bowels.
removes. tic causc.of the heart synlp-
toms and builds up a strong andyiy-
nrnus hnl!; Snld hy Evans I,larnac y.