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The true northerner., 1899-11-29
SHERIFF THOMAS SUED
IN UNITED STATES COURT BY BERNARD, WHO
HAS BEEN EXTRADITED AND is NOW IN
JAIL.

Attorney Goss of Grand Rapids has
instituted suit against Sheriff Thomas
in behalf of Charles Bernard, the man
who was wounded by pistol shot, at
South Haven, when the officers tied up
the steamer Louise, by virtue of a war
rant against the boat issued out of the
circuit court for this county. The suit
is in the United States court at Grand
Rapids and damages are laid at the
modest SUN of S20,0O000.
1t will be recalled that Bernard had
been arrested on charge of resisting an
officer and had given bail for his appear
ance for examination, and that. subse-
quently, another complaint had been
made against him, charging him
with having assaulted Under Sheriff Brit
ton, with intent him to kill and murder
the latter otfense having been committed
when Officers Thomas and Britton were
about to tie up the boat. Bernard was
wounded on this occasion, and while a
warrant was out for his arrest for this
last offense, it had not been served, the
authorities delaying matters awaiting
Bernard's recovery from his wound; but,
before this time arrived Bernard skipped
out, leaving his bondsman on the first
offense, Geo. w. Beak of South Haven,
in the lurch.
A couple of weeks or so ago, authentic
information having been received that
Bernard was in Chicago, Magistrate
Rowland, under instruction from the
prosecuting attorney, prepared set of
requisition papers which were entrusted
to b. +. Hughes of South Haven, who
went to Lansing and procured requisi-
ton from Governor Pingree on Gov
ernor Tanner of Illinois for the ar
rest and extradition of Mr.. Bernard.
A warrant being obtained from the ex-
ecutive department at Springfield, Officer
Hughes began a search for his man and
succeeded in locating and capturing him
and, last Thursday evening, landed him
in Jail at this place, the entire matter
having been very skilfuily managed by
Mr.. Hughes.
Last Saturday, the people of South
Haven, who knew nothing concerning
the capture of Bernard, were very much
surprised to see the officers march him
from the train to the office of Justice
Wallingford, before whom the case was
pending. The examination was set down
for Tuesday, December 5. Bernards
bond was fixed at the sum of 100000,
which, having once jumped his bail, he
was unable to furnish, and is now in jail
awaiting examination,
The true northerner., 1899-11-29
Some Price Wonders.

Ladies Castor Jackets collars sleeves proper
lengths from 81 75 Ladies Black Kersey Jack
price 5000, reduced 1898 few Black Boucle
Jackets lined throughout price 50 price S398
Ladies Black All Wool Kersey Jackets consisting of lot of so
values price &c. Ladies 81 Jackets $1,000
Ladies Handsome Golf Cape the $1,000 numbers reduced to
Ladies inch Plush Capes beaded and embroidered
Fur Scarfs and Colaree 81 %
o 81 500.
The true northerner., 1899-11-29
EXecutor's Sale.

We, the executors of the estate of John
Lyle, deceased, will sell at public auction
at the home farm of the said John LYLE,
deceased, situate north OF Eagle Lake
and four and one-half miles north of De-
catur and five miles southwest of Paw
Paw in Paw Paw township, Van Buren,
county on Thursday, the seventh day of
December, 1899, commencing at nine
o'clock a. m., the following described
property:
Sixwork horses, two four year old colts,
four sets of double harness, one light
double harness, four lumber wagons, two
hay racks, one stock and hay rack com
bined, one buggy, one cutter, ten bucks,
eighty sheep (ewes), six COWS, six hogs, one
bull, one stock hog, five sows, twenty
six shoats, and all the farming imple-
mentS and utensils used on said farm in
cluding two spring tooth harrows, one
spike tooth harrow, plows, double
shovel, hay tedder, two sulky rakes, bob
sleighs, two mowers, two binders, one
hay loader, one roller drill, household
goods, carpenter tools, quantity of lum-
ber, cedar posts log chain, log boat,
large cauldron kettle, two two horse cul-
tivators and many other articles too num-
erous to mention.
Terms of sale:-All sums of $500 and
under. All sums over $500 credit
of ten months will be given on ap-
proved notes without interest if paid
when due, if not paid when due 7
per cent interest will be charged from
date of note. A discount of 6 per cent
will be allowed for cash on all sums over
500.
A free lunch will be served at noon.
Stabling for horses.
Dated, November %, 1899
II. w. McCABE, LEVI LYLE,
Auctioneer j. X. CARR,
Milton Pugsley, Executors of the es-
Clerk. tate of John Lyle,
2331t1 deceased.
The true northerner., 1899-11-29
Gen 4. Iiruner.

Contractor and building mover, all kinds
of plain and fancy stone work done. Will
take contracts for all kinds of building
and repairing and furnish everything.
Satisfaction guaranteed. | sell and
set up Snow Bros. furnaces. Kibbie
phone at residence. GEO. l.. BRUNER.
The true northerner., 1899-11-29

IMPORTANT
Se[lLDgdJaCkGt and CaDGS

Jackets Capes showing delayed ship
garments ordered months They brand new
than week from the taors work and
beauty these jackets selling here
lower prices older selling for elsewhere.
The true northerner., 1899-11-29

The Mystic Workers WIn Organize.
The Mystic Workers will organize in the
Maccabee hall in this village, December
8, at 7:30 p. IN. All charter members
must be examined before the above date
tt Il. S. CowAN Organizer
The true northerner., 1899-11-29

/ want 500 cords of wood cut.
ii Il. IA. TITUs.
The true northerner., 1899-11-29
Our Millinery DepartnAen

Will exhibit on FRIDAY SATURDAY this week
styles Millinery The and fame of hav
stylish hats moderate prices belongs distinctly here Our
mission Visit this department
and you will observe how we'll this idea is carried
The true northerner., 1899-11-29

Our last weeks After Supper Shoe Sale such success
that will hold this week AFTER SUPPER BLANKET
SALE, FRIDAY and SATURDAY EVENINGS, commencing
Our the very largest and the line comprises
choicest things Elegant Blankets
per pair CSC Better and larger Blankets pair 4Sc
Cotton Blankets very heavy 75c Cotton Blankets
heavy SG.75.
The true northerner., 1899-11-29

White plume celery; packages brom
angelon for DC; olives in bulk. Our mar
ket is full of turkeys, chickens, ducks,
and first class meats. j. c. WARNER
The true northerner., 1899-11-29
a Yeariing Heifer

Has strayed into my herd. Owner can
recover her 10y identifying property and
paying expenses.
tl* j. NJ. LoNGwELL.
The true northerner., 1899-11-29
MICHIGAN WEDNESDAY

Spring chickens, l0c. per pound; Cape
Cod cranberries, Sc. per quart; % gal
Ions of oysters must be sold at
j. G. WARNER's.
The true northerner., 1899-11-29

Two 2-year-old heifers coming fresh in
milk in few days; also that same Red
Poll yearling bull +. l.. WARNER,
2t1* Paw Paw, Mich
The true northerner., 1899-11-29

buy direct from the quarries, without
the aid OF middlemen, and so save all
commissions.
do not sell by agents. do keep a
large stock to select from. / do save you
one-fourth in price. 1t will pay you to
come here.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22
- EDITORIAL COMMENT
on
1.-THE Pioneer Limited''

Nothing richer has ever been pro-
duced by any rai1road.''
81. Paul Pioneer Press
''1t's a world beaten" &c, p,v1 cz,x.
''The best thing the railroad world
~''H Pioo''oe' ST Pam Dispatch.
"Prominent and discriminating people
marvel at the creation of elegance and
comfort wrought by modern car build
ers.' ,,n,,..,;.
The PIONEER LIMITED stands TODAY
perfect in construction, gorgeous in finish
and the acme of luxury and comfort
minneapolis Journal,
1.-The closest inspection bewi1ders and
takes the breath away, for the magnif-
icence and beauty of it all is simply ire
mendous.'' ,,;n,.,ta,;.
The PIONEER LIMITED leaves Mime
apolis at 7:3O and st. Paul at $40 every
evening in the year for Milwaukee and
Chicago, via Chicago, Milwaukee & St
Paul Railway. (No extra charge on
this train.)
For tickets, berths or information, ap-
ply to aEy ticket agent, or address,
]. T. CONLEY,
Asst Gen'l Pass. Agt.,
st. Paul, MINI.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22
NOTICE OF EXPIRATION OF REDEMP-

NOTICE OF EXPIRATION OF REDEMP-
TON.
Washington Mayo, southwest of railroad,
town of Minneapolis, Hennepin county,
state of Minnesota
Lot 2, block 107; year tax levied, 1894 ;
date of judgment, March q, 1896; when sod
May Z, 1885, amount sold for to purchaser,
$70.S1; interest, $2549; total amount re-
CURED to redeem $96 80; 1895 tax paid as
purchaser, April 20, 1897, S70SS; interest,
$17.02; total amount required to redeem
$3.50. 1896 tax paid as purchaser, April
Z, 1898, $52.36; interest $3.50: total amount
required to redeem, $5916. 1897 tax paid as
purchaser, April II, 1899, $52.72; interest
SIC. Total amount required to redeem
SO 20; total paid, $29661.
Office of county auditor, Hennepn coun-
ty. MINI.
To Washington Mayo city of Minneap-
oils, county of Hennepin, state of Mime
sofa: You are hereby notified that pur-
suant to tax judgment entered in the dis
trict court, county Of Hennepin, state Of
Minnesota, as above stated the land herein
above described, assessed in your name
was sold for tax as above stated, and that
the time allowed by law fer redemption
from said sale will expire sixty days after
service of this notice has been made and
proof hereof and of the sheriffs fees has
been filed in this office. In addition to
the amount above stated, as necessary to re-
deem from said sale. the cost Of service CT
this must be paid, together with such in
terest may accrue from and after this
date. Witness my hand and official seal,
at Minneapolis. in said county of Henne-
pin this 18th day of May, 1899.
C. J. MINOR,
(SeaD County Auditor
Per F. H. MCDONALD.
Deputy
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22
Indirect TaXatiOns.

Editor Representative: I said in nv
previous letter on bounties, that indirect
taxation was the greatest political impo-
sition in existence for it is through in.
direct taxation that bounties are COL
lected and conferred. I will now pro-
coed to prove my point, and will intro.
duce as witness one. of Engla1d's
greatest prime ministers. Said Mr.. o;tt.
in one of his speeches in the English
parliament: MY lords and gentlemen.
to levy direct tax of per cent is
dangerous experiment in free country.
and may incite revolt; but there is a
method by which you can tax the last
rag from the back, and the last bite
from the mouth, without causing
murmer against high taxes, and that is.
to tax great many articles of daily use
and necessity, so indirectly that tho
people will pay them and not
know it; their grumbling will
be of hard times, but they will not
know that the hard times are caused by
taxation" John Sherman said in the
United States senate, eve are following
in the footsteps of England" You will
perceive from the above quotations that
the object of indirect taxation is that
governments may the more easily fleece
the people to support the extravagances
OF autocratic, aristocratic and pluto
cratic conditions. Without indirect tax
alton this could not be done, for the
people would revolt at the injustice.
There is an old proverb which saws:
What the eye does not see the heart
does not grieve for" This is usually
applied to the food we eat, and who does
not know that every day of our lives
people are eating some of the most
abominable compounds because made
pleasant to the eye and palatable to the
taste, and set out with great flourish of
trumpets in the way of advertising,
when, if people knew what was in the
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22
Hard on Trusts.

INDIANAPOLIS, June 8.-The Indi-
ana supreme court decision against the
trust formed by the gas companies of
Portland, this state, is one of the most
far reaching in it's antitrust nature of
any yet handed down by the Indiana
court, and Attorney General Taylor, de-
clares that it makes possible action that
will crush trust combinations in this
state for good.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22
HOW,S ThiSe

We offer one Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of catarrh than cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY & CO.. Props, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned have known F. J..
Cheney for the last Is years. and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions, and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm
WEST E. TRUAX
Wholesale Druggists Toledo, O..
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN.
Wholesale Druggists Toledo, O..
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price 75c per bat
tie. Sold by all druggists. Testimonials free
Halls Family Pills are the best
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22

to privileged manufacturers, 500. 00O, 900.
Internal revenue, 5000, 0O0, 600; In
terest and profit taken by
Intermediates, importer. jobber
retailer, ETC., so per cent on the
above. $625,000. 900: total. $1,S75, 000, 900.
This somewhat approximates the
amount the American people pay annu-
ally through indirect taxation, nearly
$27 per capita, reckoning our population
at 100000, two-thirds of which is a
steal for government pets without any
equivalent for the people. Now you can
see why the indirect method is used to
collect taxes, and the appropriateness OF
Mr.. Pitts remarks in the British parlia-
ment. Just think of it, $135 for the av-
erage family of five to pay in indirect
taxes to the general government and it's
pets, besides $40 per family in direct
taxes for state government. What has
become of the descendants of the men
who threw the English taxed tea into
Boston Harbor? Have they degenerated
der that our people are poor, their
homes mortgaged, and that they groan
under their burdens? Is it any wonder
that we have multi-millionaires and pau
pers, suicides, tramps, renters and labor
slaves generally?
Now, my Populist friends, remember
that Populism stands for justice in legis-
lation, for the exchange of equivalent ir
government and general business. How
then can you vote an old party or fusion
ticket, and support such damnable rob-
berry? Moreover, the road to the trust il
paved with the bounties from indirect
taxation. JAMES ARNOLD.
Vesta, Mimi.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22
READ! READl! READl!l

Bond and Industrial Slavery. By E. A. Twtche. &c
Seven Financial Conspiracies By E. " Emery 10
len Men OF Money Island By S. F. Norton
Government Ownership Railroads By H. L. Loucks - tx
Story OF the Buttons By Prof A. J. Chttendn
Peril OF the Republic. By Clark Irwin Observation-Disclosures. 10
by Dau Doy
1"u ui~ e10 so
Scientific Money By James Taylor Rogers ............
Breakers Ahead. By Edward Irving ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 10
Points for Thinkers By L. A. Stockwell ......... 10
Rachels Ptiu History. By Mrs. Marion Todd
Still the World Goes On. By S. F. Norton ............ rs
Merie England. By Blatchod 10
Condition Of the American Farmer The By H
Referendum Principle. By F. Eddy NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 10
Direct Legislation By J. W. Sullivan Observation-Disclosures. 2s
Imperialism Its Rise and Progress By S. E. V. Emery 10
DR.. Hugue. By Ignaus Donnely Observation-Disclosures. 20
American Peoples Money By Ignaus Donnely ...... 2,
Beneath the Dome. By Arnold Clark ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 20
Brces Financial Caechism By Brice ............. 50
Golden Bottle By 1gnatus Donnely
Coins Financial School By W. " Harvey ........... *
Cold Facts By Casca ST. John Cole NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 10
Concentration of Wealth, The By Edw. Irving
The Gigantic Conspiracy By J. W. Schuckers
Hell Up to Date BY Art Young ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. so
An Indiana Man. By Leroy Armstrong Observation-Disclosures.
Little Statesman. By Armstrong
Our Money Wars. By Sam Observation-Disclosures. 90
One Way the Cooperative Commonwealth By W. H Mueller,
Railways Of Europe America By Mrs .... so
Shylocks Daughter. By Bates ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Tale of Two Nations By W. HI Harvey ............... 25
Uncle Sans Wealth and Money. By c. H. Murray
Whittier Are We Drifting? By Wiley Observation-Disclosures.
Wealth Against d. Lloyd ..........
Bmetallsm. By Wharton Barker ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. sc
The Bankers Dream. By Thomas H. Proctor
Warner Money Chart By Hon. Marvin Warren
The People The Gold Bugs By Hon. A. D. Warner
Address the 62 Boston Block Minneapolis MIMI
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22
A Happy Thought.

Millionaire Huntington thinks that
the American masses are too highly ed
ucated. More work, he says, is what
they need-brows that are wet with
sweat piling up millions for Mr.. Hunt
ington.-Southern Mercury.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22
A General COMPLAINT.

Trouble with the church today is it's
trying to stop the spilehole with charity
soup, while it permits the bung-hole of
injustice to remain wide open.-The x
Ray.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22
The PrOdigal's Return.

The Chicago Records cartoon on the
event has PETER and his whiskers seated
at table, while Billy Mckinley dressed
as waiter is shouting to the cook
"Fatted Calf for One"
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22

"Shall money control this govern
ment?' will be the great issue in 1000
Direct legislation would settle this ques-
ton and settle it right Read Bond
and Industrial Slavery" Price Is cents
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22

POEMS BY ELEANOR c. DONNEILY. svo cloth,
cents; volume Svo, CLOTH gilt edges, SI.25.
ATUSCAN MAGDAIEN AND OTHER LEGENDS AND POEMS.
Same price and style of binding
THE LOST CHRISTMAS TREE. for children.
Price, 80
AN1Y'S MUSIC BOX Uniform Christmas Tree Price,
80
CHRISTMAS CAROLS OF LOVE AND LIFE. Gilt edged and il
ustraed Price, so
RHYME OF THE FRIAR STEPHEN Uniform with "ChristnaS
Carols Price, 50
PRINCE RAGUAI- Uniform with both. Price, SO cents
CHILDREN OF THE GOLDEN SIiE.AF. Poems for chIiren)
Price, cents
HYMNS OF THE SACRED HEART Vols and H. cents EACH
A KLONDIKE PICNIC Retail s.
All KINER CO., 824 Arch St. Philadelphia Pa
MR. DONNELLY'S BOOKS.
Donnels books that
keep supply of them hand hereafter and fur
nsh them direct applicants
"ATLANTIs. 40 pages illustrated
"RAGNAROK, illustrated
GREAT CRYPTOGRAM ooS pages, illustrated $50
"CESARS COLUMN 3o7 pages in cloth LOO
paper, 5o.cens -
"DR. HUGUET 3o7 pages cloth ioo
paper, IS cents -
"GOLDEN BOTTLE 3I3 pages cloth i"o
paper.
"AMERICAN PEOPLES MONEY" 1876 pages, cloth ..... so
paper, cents az
The above prices include the postage which on the ureat yp
gram SO . NJ,
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22

The initiative and referendum retires
mone',O from politics. The best book
write. .fpon tic subject is Bond and
Industrial Slavery" Price IS cents.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22

SKOWHEGAN. Me-. June a 1899
Dear Sir: A referendum and precinct
club has been organized at this place.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22
CLUB OFFER.

All reformers know the value of reform papers
The educational reform work of the
largely widest leading papers
lowest
Money for brass bands tog and free railroad
excursions bring temporary gains.
Money for reform :n:o the homes the
does reform work that permanent.
We will send address, to different addresses dere for
The Representative and either Of the here named for
the cash price set opposite the name Of each.
THE AMERICAN CNharton Barker)
THE SOUTHERN MERCURY Milton Park ............
THE MISSOURI WORLD paul J. Dxon)
WESTERN WORLD (Abe Stenberger
THE PEOPLES MESSENGER Crank Burki) LIS
THE FREE REPUBLIC Co. A. Parke
THE REFERENDUM a. H. Mosinger) NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
ANOTHER OFFER.
We will send The Representative and The American arton Bar
kes paper) together with the following
amount stated opposite the of each respectively towt
THE SOUTHERN MERCURY Milton Park.
THE MISSOURI WORLD paul Dxon) ............... 1855
THE BUTLER FREE PRESS (W 0. Akeon)
THE WESTERN WORLD (Abe Steinberger)
THE PEOPLES MESSENGER Crank Bui) 2.25
THE FREE REPUBLIC Co. A. Parke IS5
THE REFE RENDUM On H. Monger) NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-06-22


eral government so much on each barrel
of beer manufactured by him, this tax
is added to the beer as sold to the re-
taller, as in the case of the tariff and
the retailer, of course, charges his profit
on both tax and value of goods, just as
does the retailer of imported goods, and
the consumer pays the tax to the re-
taller. 1t has often been said by tariff
benefciaries that on imported goods, the
foreigners pay the tax, but the tax is
paid by the importer to the revenue COL
lector, the same as the internal tax is
paid by the manufacturer to the revenue
collector, and of course the consumer
pays both taxes. Such so-caled argu-
ments are only used by lunatics ana
knaves; the first know no better, the
latter receive cash for their lying Now,
in a country where a tariff tax is used
to raise revenue, as in this country, an
other tax is imposed on the people from
which the government derives no reve-
nue., but by Chinese wall of tariff holds
up it's citizens while it's favorites (the
tariff benefciaries) pick the pocket of
the public. The consumer is compelled
to pay this tax also, inasmuch as only a
portion of our goods are imported, ara
people must have the necessaries and
cOnveniences of life. The home manu-
facturer can not only charge up to the
consumer ali bonuses to corrupt legisla-
tors, lobbyists, and contribute to cam
paign funds, but he can add as much to
the price of his goods as to bring their
price up to the cost of imported goods,
with the tariff, freight rate, etc., added.
This, if possible, is worse than collec-
ton by bastinado by despotic govern
ments, for this is the greatest tax we
have to pay, and the government gets no
benefit whatever out Of it, but the whole
extortion of this indirect tax levy on
the consumer goes into the pockets of
the governments faverites. Of course,
this robbery can only be estimated, but
l think it can be approximately esti-
mated in the following way: Our reve-
nue. collections previous to the Spanish
war were about s55O,oOO,OOO a year, say
$3.50, 0OO 900 from imports. Now, our
imports are not onerthird of our con-
sumption of manufactured goods, conse-
quently the otheri two-thirds are made
at home, and the general public pays the
bounty to the manufacturer. Our i'm
port tax we put then ut $3.50 .OO0. 600. tax
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1899-03-11

we NEST part be exclaimed. pale
With anger. 4 have discovered that
yon have beeE married - tines be-
fcret"
She opened Der great blue eyes Won
cerfngiy-
Dear mel she faitered- Now. who
wo1ie have picked you cut 70 b super
Stiticrsf Well declare"
After az. perhaps. IL wss SsftsF thas
thar 60 have him marry her sne then
iesos her brcaEs< Be ssw the rev noor
ever hss iss, skouidsr o. serzsthirs,--
psxrs soryxsi
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1899-03-11

A .ii~At Enisbap 70 az slteriy LADY,
who Cor some reason had visited AZ IN
attractive quarter % Chicago. gave two
yonag men an opportunity 20 be help
frl- TIE opposite pavement was wet,
ard when the woman reached Il she
kekitzted, made false step. and fell.
A young nan was a. beT SIDE in an in
start, and bent over her az she lay w
conscious. The crowd gathered quick
". bit wber he shouted: Stand
back Il realized kis esrrsstness and
obeyed. He carried her 20 a neighbor-
Ing drug store and called for water.
-Quiek." he said. TIE clerk stood be
hind the counter exeifetiy tviriing bis
NEgerz- Bring me wzteri" the young
MAJ demanded again The clerk
gzsp~d: Vat you want soda vster?'
-Ckscago Record.