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Daily camera., 1899-02-17
MONARCHS OUT OF A JOB.
No Less Than Forty Rulers Find No
Opening in the King
Business.

There are At present no less than 40
monarchs wandering about the world
out of regal employment.
The chief cause is the annexation of
their Kingdoms BY more powerful
neighbors. Thus, Sardinia has swal
lowed II of its weaker brethren
, Genoa, Lombardy, Tuscany, Messina
and Carrara, Modena, Parma. Pom bino,
Venice, the two Sicilies, and the papal
states-and then in trying to swallow
Italy got swallowed itself, and is now
merely province of the Kingdom Of
Italy"
Prussia comes next with regard
to European subjects, having deprived
five rulers of their kingdoms. But all
save one-Leo XIII.-of these deposed
monarchs have abdicated their rights
and settled down quietly in other coln-
tries, and having married the younger
daughters of the reigning sovereigns
procured lucrative sinecures in their
father-in-laws' governments or house
hold retinues.
~ lAC lSASA CpubiAS C'Si VI So Va q
|, republic it will have to choose between
five royal claimants. each of whose IT,
ties is as valid as the others.
The five uncrowned rulers are, in this
case, Louis and Philip Bonaparte, lie
due d'Orleans, Empress Eugene and
Don Carlos, of Spanish renown.
Don Carlos, however, is at present d.
recting all his attention to Spanish at
fairs. His cause in Spain is, in fact,
winning new adherents every hour, and
it may not be long before he leaves the
great army of the unemployed.
On the other hand, Princess Mary
Theresa, of Bavaria, who is the Stuart
claimant to the English crown. has
practically abdicated her right to the
same, and is living quietly with her hus-
band, the prince regent Of Bavaria, at
Munich.
And the same applies to Queen Caro-
line of Sweden, who has found plenty
of work to do as queen of Saxony.
England, has only deposed one SOW
ereign in Europe with view, to an
nexing his ingdom-namely Jean
Baptiste Ceschi. OF Malta-though she
has swallowed the kingdoms of some
30 Indian potentates.
Russia has swallowed three countries
Poland, Georgia and Mingrelia-and
the rulers are always plotting against
her7-always at a distance.
The United States has taken Hawaii,
thus depriving queen of her means of
livelihood.
And France has Savoy and Madagas-
ear in her pocket.-Pearson's Weekly.
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FASHION NOTES.
items OF Information Upon the New
est Things In LAdieS' Cos
tumeA,

Yellow in its deeper tones continues
to be favorite color among elegant
evening toilets. Many satin duchess
and satin matelasse gowns made really
for the New Year festivities are of these
glowing shades, and lace Of the richest
description. jewel-studded nets, also
narrow fur in many instances, form the
parnitures To select satisfactorily
either yellow or mauve, one should in
variable choose it under artificial light.
This is again suggested, asat the import
ing houses very recently several costly
materials in these shades, purchased
thoughtlessly by daylight, have event
ually proved most disappointing. Ger
tain shades of yellow, looking exactly
the color of primrose or datfodll, turn
to an unbecoming salmon color under
electric light. .' -..
Narrow dark fur trimming on rich
evening gowns certainly proves eX-
tremely becoming to most women, and
il never looks better than when in con-
junction with white or yellow satin or
brocade Pansies or French violets in
termingled with creamy lace still sup
ply very effective addition. All even
ing gowns are made with graceful
trains, but on the latest Paris and Lon
don-made models for dancing the front
of the skirt is decidedly shorter than
any we have seen in several seasons.
They Just touch the ins1ep, and are de-
ha fl
miliar Vatican effects and at the same
time afford opportunity for the display
Of the luxurious lace-trimmed hosiery
and the jewel buckled French shoes
and slippers.
The airiest of gowns in black are
worn by girls in their teens and early
twenties" The f1ut1ier the many
plated frills and tiounces the greater
the vogue of the sa bic gown. Soft silky
black Russian net is very much used to
drape and freshen princesse slips of
black satin. and if the halflow bodice
is finished with a falling ruttie of the
net. trimmed with narrow rows OF
black satin ribbon, and the waist made
round and full with the finish of Il
handsome sash either of black satin or
of net bordered with the ribbon and
rounded at the long ends. it will look
sufficiently girlish and pretty, notwith-
standing its somber hue.
Black is never really so stylish as
when left entirely alone. Even nat ural,
colored flowers worn with it seem to
lower its rich quality, though one sees
occasionally black gown worn with
good effect by woman Of artistic taste
"A trained toilet, for example, Of black
satin or moire draped with silk net, or
chenille-dotted and trimmed black
tulle with just touch Of vivid royal
red placed somewhere on the bodice,
and an answering CLEAN set in the
coiffure.-N. Y. Post.
Daily camera., 1899-02-17
Usreains for Home Seekers.

We have fine list of attractive offers
in this line and are continually listing
new ones. Call and see US ifyou need
Home Property, Farm Property or con-
template investments of any character
Give us your properties for rent.
WARREN c. DYER's
Real Estate Agency.
Camera Building, Boulder.
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True Independence.

ltwas very smart carriage and pair,
and when it stopped near the cab rank
the driver of al ancient growler was so
interested he got Gown and went across
to get a closer look AT its glories To
him the coachman said sharply: Come,
my man. take your rags out Of that"
The cabby turned. and. with a wither-
ing glance at the coachman's livery. re-
torted: Me rags? Me rags, They're
me own, at any rate, my urani"-Lon-
don Answers
Daily camera., 1899-02-17

"You are always complaining about
nv singing. Arthur, and claim it makes
lou nervous. while dear baby falls
asleep as soon as begin song.
oh. baby is smarter than you think.
lie prctends TO be asleep so that you
will stop singing."- Fliegende Blaetter.
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What She Liked About Him.

He-Do you love me. darling?
She-Well, there is certainly some
thing about you that ike very much.
He (eagerly)-Wha,, iarling?
She-That lovely diamond ring on
your little nger!-Tit-Bits.
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Bucklen'y Arnica salve.

THE BEST SALVE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheum.
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands.
Chilblains. Corns, and all Skin Erup.
tons, ard positively cures Piles, or no
nay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price ~ cents per box. For sale by
Streamer's Drug Store.
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The Modern High wa man.

Throw up your hands," he cried
Those addressed did so without :
murmur Then slowly and proudly the
fellow took their money.
Yes. four aces are hard to bsat.-N. Y.
Journal.
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Merely Interested.

1T is claimed by the complainant
/ hat you assaulted him. said the mag
ia1rate.
He lies. your worship. / never
: touched him. Robson and Tibbs picked
i'm up and carried him to the pump.
Al | did was to work the pump han
die. e."-Illustrated American.
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Then what DO you know about
An Easy Riddance.

Mr.. Hardrocks-By George, was re-
lieved this morning.
Mrs. Hardrocks-Why, Silas, how?
Did somebody pick your pocket?
Mr.. Hardrocks-No. Young Perk-
leigh came in to see me. thought he
was certainly after our daughter, but
he merely wanted to borrow ten dollars.
He'll never bother us any more. l let
Kim have it.-Cleveland Leader.
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Bad Lot, Those.

"Shockingly unprincipled lot, those
walters. One of them passed bad half
dollar on me the other day, confound
lin! And l haven't been able to get
rid Of it yet."-Illustrated American.
Daily camera., 1899-02-17
Probably.

"Td like to find some business that
isn't overcrowded."
"If you do, you'll proba bly, find that
there isn't anything in the business to
attract a crowd. Puck.
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Metropolitan OrnithoIOuy.

Teacher-MisS Street, can you tell me
what is most peculiar in the Matching
of the cuckoo?
Miss Street (doubtfully)-It general
ly builds its nest in a clock.-Jewelers'
Weekly.
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Even.

The Housewife-That Mrs. Bell next
door is continually borrowing things
and never bringing them back.
The Breadwinner--POss your
soul. | am doing the same thing with
Bells money.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
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How They Were Impre..ed.

Mr.. and Mrs. Whyte were introduced
to Mr.. and Mrs. Browne at a social
function.
Isn't Mr.. Browne handsome man ?"
exclaimed Mrs. Whyta to her husband
that night as they were retiring.
Il didn't notice particularly" said
Mr. Whyte. s''but Mrs Browne is a very
charming woman" ."-Somerville Jour
nal,
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Agreed with Her.

"Womar's work /: never done" COM
planned Mrs. WrinAle, as she passed the
bread 10 her hus band
No assen1ed Wrinkle. as he broke
open the biscuit. wonder why it is they
never get done in the center" Ohio
State journal.
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More to the Purpose.

Have you no fears for the future?"
None" answered the new theatrical
star her eyes flaming. II have past! =
And it was ever present with her
Chicago Tribune
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An Expensive Luxury.

Tomkins-That's a handsome um-
brella you've got there, Gibbs.
"Yes. Tomkins."
About what does it cost to carry an
umbrella like that?'
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The Prevailing Fashion.

Here's to the man who is clear out Of style
Though pleasure oft gives him the slip,
At present his face wears a radical smile,
For he hasn't been il with the grip.
-WaShington Star.
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hest Ilnaeeu.

Quizzer-so he shuts his eyas to hds
wife's temper fits, does he?
Guyer-Yes, she's deaf and dumb
and talks on her hands, you Known.
Y Journal
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Sumcl0nf.

The Sweet Young Thirg-But why
should not women enter poiitics?
The Savage Bachs lor,-Too many
bosses there now.-Indiahapolis Jour
nal t@' g ~
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Strategy.

Mrs. Skinnem-What! Tender young
chickens for boarders?
Mrs. abal!--'Sh. 1t takes their
breath away 50 they don't eat nuthin'
at all!-Chlcago journal.
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The HusbanI'a Point of View.

She-Dear, you would be in ecstasies
if you had all the lovely things l want
ed to give you.
He--No. | wouldn't; I'd be in the
poorhouse e.-Chicag Record.
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UniyernQl,

The Mother-SOmeho | feel that I
can trust my daughter to you.
The Accepted One-You can, indeed, l.,
madam. Every body trusts me-
Brooklyn Life.
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THE n4H4m!'S AsfnRA
The Newcomers All Right.

Mrs. Bronston-We must call on our
Few neighbors as soon as they geuyset
tied .
Mr.. Bronston-Who are they?
Il don't know"
Have you seen them
NO"
Then what DO you know about
them?"
Every bit OF their furniture was coy
cred with canvas''-N. Y Weekly.
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Roth Unfortunate.

Man can't regulate himself accord
ing to history. There was Samson, who
lost his life because be had his hair cut,
and .Absalom, because he 6idn tn. Y.
World.
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From Store to Store.

He-Don't you women ever know
what you want when you go shopping?
wouldn't be shopping; it would just be
buying things.-PhiIadelphia Times.
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NJ. Smart A,eck l'alks.

She-Why do they call battIeshir
SHE" do you suppose?
He-1 suppose because there are sc
many arms sbout her.-Yonkers States.
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After the Feast.

Now doth the lone turkey Warbls.
In accents filed with Siee:
The good die young and | rejoice
Because of my toughnesS-see!
-ChicagO Daily News
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More 1rsf1b1e.

Mrs. Peck-1 here goes a man that
you might We! envy.
Henry Why? He's married, isn't
he?-Chicago Record.
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Not PrCssiNa Enough,

Hostess-I suppose :herc is no use in
asking you to stay 10 dinner.
Caller-Well. no. not in that way
Tit-Rits
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Done.

Hello, Brownl How's Cleaver Do
ingT
Hes all right. Just borrowed five
dollars OF me not ten minutes ago"
"Ah, l see; he's still doing.
Free Press -.
Daily camera., 1899-02-17

Dorothy-Oh, mamma, dear! every
day, when go to school, naughty lit
tie boy will kiss me.
Mamma-Well, darling, you should
run away.
Dorothy-Well, but-suppose he
didn't run after me ?-Punch.
Daily camera., 1899-02-17
Too Sad.

There was young woman from Ls4c,
ter,
Who lived in the city Of Cheichsstss,
She would giggle and firt,
Till her parents felt hurt
And wondered what on earth poceiAtey.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Daily camera., 1899-02-17
An Honest Admi.sio..

80 you want to marry my daughter,
young man? What are your pros
pects?"
Pretty poor, unless you give your
consent" Town Topics.
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MAY WE lNaulRe WHY.

The humorisa who makes jokes out of the trials of the suburban resident lives out of town?
 The individual who pokes fun at the Harlem goat keeps one of those useful but homely animals?
 Why the gossiper on things about town Is never seen at any of the haunts he writes about?
 Why the polished writer on dramatic art goes by way of choice to the Him. siest burlesques In town?
 Why the editor who writes so learn etly on political reform goes as a dele gate in the interest of the machine?
 The man who writes comic ditties about the woes of a man with moth er-in-law lives with his. wife's mother?
 Why the philosopher who tells the world how to be happy though married never entered the matrimonial state?
 The number of people at present who speaks English is said to be 116,oQo,00o.
 There are 27 royal families in Eu- rope. two-thirds Of which are of Ger a7ar or:s-i47
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RniIroad Women In Norway.

In Norway women have for some time been employed in the railroad and postoffce service and are now receiving appointments as supervisors of the railway stations. They receive reports from conductors, answer questions in German and English, call out trains in the waiting-rooms, ring the station bell at the departing of the train and tele- graph it's departure to the next station. They perform the duties of government telegraph operators as WeM as those of postmasters and baggagen1en, and do them well.-Boston Globe,
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The word eAIe.~

What could be mere English than the word ale? It carries us back to the banquets of our dead ancestors in Wal halla, and some of it's compounds open up vistas into that old England which IS fast disappearing. becoming a tale that is told, obsolete itself. Such are ale-bush, a taverR sign; ale-conner. an officer appointed in every court leet, and sworn to look to the assize and goodness of bread. ale and beer. " Ale-cost, the name of a kind of tansy used to flavor the rustic's home-brew- ed, has good old English look; yet it bears witness to the mongre1 nature of the speech of this mongrel nation cost being from the Greek kostos, a sayory herb of species unidentified. Alegar is eager or sour ale, used as vinegar
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RED HAIR IN HISTORY
Sir Walter and 1ichelor Disagreed About
 Unhappy 1Iary's.


 The exact tint of the Scottish Queens hair has always been a vexed subject e discussion. Some give 1t an unmitissesd red Michelet, for in stance, who so far forgets himself and history as to call the poor lady a great red camel; others, siding with ehival- orous Sir Walter, boldly endow their martyred Queen and mistress with rich dark brown tresses. It should not be forgotten, however, that red hair, even modest auburn, suffered severe eclipse during the early years of our century. whereas, under the Valois, no one with any pretensions to elegance could be seen wearing it black. In this particular, at least, Mary Stuart must have had tho advantage of Queen Margot. who inherited her fathers dark eoloring. and was reduced to dis semble natures shortcomings by the perruquier's art.
 We are told of three gigantic blond lackeys, kept in her service. and brought to the shears as regularly as soeep. BFaH6ome, indeed, protests that his ineemPafable Princess could carry with grace aeYen her natural black hair twisted and plaited q FEspagnol, as she sometimes wore it, in imitation Of her sister. tbe Queen of Spain. But no such need Of insistence one feels when he comes to praise the eurled golden tresses of the Scottish Queen. eAias!" he cries, what proclamation was that at the dreadful moment of her death, when the barbaroas exeeationer snatched her bonnet, and there lay re- vealed those same fair locks. now whitened. thin and wintry, and which her friends of France had so often seen but to admire, eurled and adorned as befttted their beauty and the Queen they graced."
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-04-04
 avy sherry

According to the navy regulations, whiskey is not allowed on war ships except in the medical supplies, but it gets aboard somehow, as visitors to the hospitable officers can testify. It is called navy sherry" on shipboard.
 Sometimes, when the fleet was on blockade duty. newspaper despatch boats carried supplies to the officers. 4 man ignorant of the rule about navy sherry" hailed the flagship New York one Sunday morning off Santiago and asked the officer of the deck if he would send q boat for some supplies.
 For whom are they the officer asked, through q megaphone.
 "The ward room mess, was the re- ply.
 It was an idle hour on the New York, and a crowd of officers and men had lined mp and were listening.
 What supplies have you?o the of fcer asked again. and through his meg aphone the correspondent bawled:-
 Onions, potatoes and whiskey!"
 Then he wondered why all the of- fcers in sight fled to the other side of the ship, holding their sides with laughter The onions and potatoes were sent on board-at least they alone were received officially.
 An officer. who asked a friend to get q case of navy sherry" for him later on was astounded when the man brought real sherry. He had supposed that every one knew the difference.
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.'Gome in. Old Par,l.' ;,

The land crab, big, noisy. of weird locomotion and most objectionable ap- pearanee, was among the horrors which our soldiers encountered as they moved from Siboney to Santiago. Most of tRe men had never seen such creatures. ar l regarded them with extreme aversion.
 Often these noisy creatures invaded the tents of the men, and violence and profanity followed. But some of the Rough Riders had seen such things be- fore. One night an Eastern man was visiting Rough Rider from Arizona. when in walked the biggest land crab of the season.
 'Ugh!" cried the visitor. Look at thati"
 Why" said the Rough Rider. dslightedly, "how home likel" And ex- tending his hand toward the ugly in- truder, he cried Come in, old bard I knew your brother in old Arizona" The Eastern man fled, leaping oyer the "old pard" as he departed.
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At the Mc0alu 1roeery Co.,, corner 4th and Main streets, you can buy 3 cans , lbs br-t corn, 25c, 3 cans hest lb tomatoes, 25c. Beans best 3 ID Boston baked beans 25c.
 quart bottle tomato eatsup, l5c. Fla 3cy S C Hams l0c lh.
 Fancy Breakfast Bacon. l0.l lb. Fifteen cents worth of chewing gum for five cents
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The c easo=. iIo o-vI, tf Li tic K elk,
 Is dong a very large busInes7 this vear The reason for this is tnes give the tra yelling men and general publ c what thev Waas and wei served Good. clpAs, and well yrotit. ated r00ms-al at YeIy mUde1aff price.
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The Emf City Lumber 1a. mann
 aetures all klnds ofhank, store and bar fixtures and can furnish any thing wanted in that line. GetQ9l li9 estimate if you contemplate pur- chasing. Ze-
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Bluff City Lumber Co, Manufactn' CT and dealer in all kinds of Lumber Also Sashes, Doors, Blinds and af kinds of Interior and Exterior tiuiele Every at reasonable prices.
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Bron. oline will cure la grippe or cold in the head Sold by J. Nj. Rai- lev, Druggist, 42l Main street. b
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Doors anu windows made from native lumber stand this climate better than northern made stock. The Bluff City Lumber Co. are large manufacturers of these goods, and guarantee every one sold to give perfect satisfaction. k2l9
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Just received all kinds of Lan dreth onion sets and garden seeds uk or papers n
 Mccain Grocery Co.
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Bluff City Lumber Co. mhnufac- tlfer and dealer in all kinds of Lum- Der. Also Sasher, Doors, klinds,a and all kinds ot Interior and Exterior finish. Everything at Reasonable Prices
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Fluff City Lumber Co. manufactur- Q. and dealer in all kinds lof lumber, also sashes. doors, blinds, and all kinds of iDtelior and exterior finish Every thing at reasone ble prices.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-04-04

For sour stomach use Rex Dyspep
 ia Tablets. 25c. a box. Sold by J. NJ. Bailey, Druggist, 42t Maiu st. |
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Mir. J. c Taylor, our well vprsed attorney. retnraed Tuesday after noon from a several days visit TO his plantation at RiYes.
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Telephone your SC reen orders to
 Frank J. Murray.
your

FOR SALE-Two good delivery wagons for sale cheap For further information apply at the Graphie's business office. Il
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Bluff tyLumDer G3. manufactur CT and dealer in all kinds of lumber. Also sashes doors. blinds, and all kinds of interior and exterio finish. EverYthne at reasonable prices.
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Bluff City Lumber Go. nanufactnr CT and dealer in all kinds of lumber Also sashes, doors, Lii ds and af kinds of interior and exterior finish Fvery4hlng a1 reasonable prizes
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LOST-Two abstracts, two deeds and other valuable papers. Liberal reward will be paid to party fiadine and returning same to Ben Kauf- man Fl Main street. l50.
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BlnH City Lumber Go. manufactur- ar and dealer in all kinds of inmber Also sashes. doors. blinds , all kinds of interior and exterio lAish. Eve1y thing at reasonable prices.
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Bnfffity Lumber Co. manufartpe ar and dealer in all hiI,ds of lunbet Also sashes, doors, blinds and q kinds of interior aud exterior finish Every thing nt reasonable pric'
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COTTON BELT ROUTE

New Memphis Jockey Club Meeting. Mem pbs, Teun. Kate, one standard fare for the round trip. Dates of sale April s. 10 As. 2 and 25th, Return limit, tWv days from date of sale.
 Annual Meeting Cattlemens Association, Fort Worth, feXas. March B to E, lsg9-Rate one regular first-class standard LnOt tempo rar,ly redu sed) fare for the round trip Dates sf ale. March Il and b; return hmit, March g. 1899.
 Annual Meeting Electric Medical Assoeia- ton. Little k0en, Ark. 4pFt i9 to 2. ls9a. E kate, one and one-thlrd fares for the round trIp on he ct rtihcHUe plan. Bat5e of sale March l5 to q; return limit. March 24- 1899
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The best cypress shingles in the State are handled by the Bluff City Lumber Co. Alligrades. 279
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von want some bargains

you want some bargains patronize the following Advertis- CTS and you will get good, honest treatment.
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Reap Bro Meat Market gives pi- ano coupons with a 25c purchase. T
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EGGs-,Telephone A. 0 Edwards for high setting, v-'0O poi
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O "A purse at the postofice. It con- L taned sl010 and receipt from the Brotherhood of Locomotive Firemen's lodge A llDerai reward will be paid for it's return to this office. 157
 E URN1SHED ROOM, with or wltoont boar 1. 3l6 ". 9th ave Ien
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{ G,ood Jersey Milch Cows for sale. Apply B. j Lambert. Telephone new resi- dence No 2fs: Farm No. 297.