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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-11-07
WALTER B. WILLIAMS & Co. AUCrIONEERS

TRUSTEES SALE OF DESIRABLE CENTRAL, M
PROVED REAL ESTATE On HARRISON m.
TWEEN MONROE AND FILLMORE STREETS
ANACOSrLA d. c. TWO LOTS EACH 24yi m
FEET, IMPROVED BY BRICK BLACKSMITH
AND FRAME BUILDING; AND BRICK ST1RE
OR Unwilling AND LARGE FRAME STABLE
ALSO 2-SIORG FRAME DWELLING No lIU5
y SIIsEEI Sc, LOT 39x35 FEET, WASHING
TON CITY, Il. C.
BY virtue Of two deeds Of trust, dated January 3
ana April 30 1894. and recorded. respectively. in
l.lDer No 1879, folio 239 and Liber No. 1905 folio
20 ct seq, land records, District Of Columbia and
at request Of p; rites secured thereby We will sell
At public auction in front OF premises on Tt rs
DAY, NOVEMBER FOURTEENTH 1899, AT FOt n
Pm, lots Nos. Z md <. in Unontown tnoE Anacos-
tia), ID. c., separately, with the improvements
thereon, and AT HAIF-PAST FOUR + 81 fsrf 81
square south of No 1901 washington city u c.,
beginning 81 feet east OF northwest corner Of sal
square AID running thence street 30 feet /.
thence south 30 feet thence west 81 feet and
thence north 30 feet to beginning with improve
nents thereon, 2story frame No. ll05 o street = e
Terms OF sale: Dne-thITd cash, Of which 500 on
each piece must be paid time sale: balance in
one and two years from day OF safe. in equal paw
ments, with Interest payable semi-annuAlty II lie
secured by purchasers notes and deed trust on
property sold, or all cash. option Of purchaser
Con'eyancIng, Stamps and recording at purcha Ser's
cost. Terms OF sale to he complied with in ten
days, else trustees right to resell At risk
and cost OF pu chaser in default.
WM. +. HOFFMAN
AhLETr T. HULTZMAN
nC--d&ds Trustees 1921 + St NV
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C. G. SLOAN Co. AUcrToNEERs. 1907 G 81
THoS. J. OWEN. AUCrIoNEER. sl8 F ST. NV.


AUCTION SALE OF VERY VALUABLE M
PROVED REAL ESTATE ON THE WEST
SIDE OF THIRTEENTH STREET JI-Sr
SOUTH OF MASS. AVE. NV
By authority Of the owner. / shall offer for sale
at public auction, in front Of the premises on
FRIDAY, THE TENTH DAY OF NOVEMBER
1899. AT FOUR O'CLOCK Pm. the following de-
scrlbed real estate in the city Of Washington
District Of Columbia, to wit: Lot B. In Thomas
J. Fishers recorded subdivision Of a part OF orig
inal lot numbered seventeen 40, in square num-
bered two hundred and forty-seven GAO as Der
plat recorded in the surveyors Office Of the Dis
trict Of Columbia, improved 10y q frame dwelling
Terms Of sale: One-third OF the purchase money
In cash, one-third In one year, and one third In
two years, OF all cash. at the option OF the pur-
chaser The deferred payments iii any TO be Sc
cured by deed OF trust on the property sold. and
10 bear interest at the rate OF per cent uer an.
mum from the day Of sale. All conyeyancinE re-
cordtng and revenue stamps the cost of The
purchaser. Terms TO be complied with within ten
days from the day OF sale. the right reserved
10 resell the property at the risk and cos; OF Tbs
defaulting purchaser after FIVE days ADVERTISE
ment. deposit OF $500 win he required at III.
sale. JOHN RIDoITT
oc3l-d&ds Attorney for the Owner
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Objected TO Lawyers Clothes.

A well-known judge. who has ceased to
adorn the bench. was distinguished, among
many other things. for the punctuality with
which he rose at O'Clock in the afternoon,
and for the unpunctuality with which he
took his seat in the morning. Mr. Justice
Bigham. then a leading advocate in the
queen ; bench courts, waited for the learn
ed judge from 1880 till 1885. Having an
other case elsewhere. ne left the court for
the purpose of seeing how II was progress
ing. While he was gone the learned Judge
hurried into court. and five minutes elapsed
before Mr.. Bigham returned The Iudge
was impatient " have waited five min
utes for you. Mr.. Bigham." exclaimed his
lordship. My lord replied the bold O
c., Il waited five times as long for you.'
Nest encounters between the bench and
the bar are as trivial in their origin as this
one. Vice Chancellor Malins once refused
10 hear young barrister who wore a white
waistcoat. The learned gentleman thought
to gain hearing by concealing the objec-
tonabIe garment under his gown, but the
vice chancellor was obdurate. and declined
to hear him until he donned a waistcoat of
. more convenient shade Mr.. Justice
Byies is reported to have said that he lis
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-11-07

AUCTION SALE OF DESIRABLE BUSINESS
PROPERTY AND DWELLINGS BEING THE
THREE ADJOINING BRICK STORES AND
BUILDINGS NOS. 1896, 1898 AND 1910
SEVENTH STREET NORTHWEST.
l will sell, at public auction, in front Of the
respective premises. MONDAY. THE THIR-
TENTH DAY OF NOVEMBER. 1850. CON-
MENCING AT THE HOUR OF HALF-PASr
FOUR P. NJ. and continuing until closed, the three
adjoining brick stores and dwellings with the land
on which they stand and sppurtenAnt thereto
known as and being original lot u. In square 424
having total frontage OF SO feet by depth Of s5
feet the west side of Seventh street between
and streets northwest In the city Of Wash
ington, District Of Columbia.
Terms OF sale: 0ne-fourth cash and the bal
ance in three equal installments at one, two and
three years to bear interest the of six per
cnt per annum from day Of sale, payable semi
annually, secured by deeds Of and policies OF
insurance on the respective parcels sold In the
usual form, satisfactory TO parties for whose ac-
count property ia to be sold. all cash at option
OF purchaser. Terms TO be complied with In fifteen
days from day OF sale, and an conyeyancing re-
cording and revenue stamps at purchasers cost.
Two hundred dollars $1,000 required acceptance
no1-d&is THOMAS DOWNING, Auctioneer
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DUNCANsCN BROS, AUCT1oNEERs.
TRUSTEES, SALE OF VALUABLE nPRovEI

TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE IMPROVED
NORTHEAST.
BY virtue II a certain deed OF trust 10 Us dated
July Is, 1891, and duly recorded In Liber No 1000
folio 2sS ct seq, OF the land records u The nis
trct OF Columbia, and at the request Of the party
secured thereby. We, the undersigned trustees
Will sell at public auction IN front Of the prem
Uses, on THURSDAY, THE NINTH DAY OF NO
VENEER, AID 1893. AT HAI-F-PAST rot X
O'CLOCK Pm, the following described Land ani
premises, situate in the city Of Washington ia lie
District of Columbia, and Dc signsted as and being
lot ia. in Walters subdivision OF lots in S,uHr.
Sol. said subdivision is recorded in BOOB Is
page As, Of the records Of the office OF the sur
veyor Of the District OF Columbia aforesaid the
said lot fronting 10 feet Acker street by
depth Of 81 feet TO a l0fOot alley. together With
the Improvements, consisting Of two-story brick
dwelling.
Terms Of sale: One-thrd of the purchase money
to be paid in cash. and the balance two equal
installments, payable in one and two years. with
interest at six 80 pei centum per anuUm, payable
semi-annualy, from Gay OF sale, secured by deed
Of trust upon the property sold, all cssh the
option Of the purchaser A deposit OF 500 will be
required OF the purchaser at the time Of sale All
conyeyancing. recording, notarial fees and stamps
at the cost OF the purchaser. Terms Of sale TO be
complied with within ten days from day Of sale.
otherwise the trustees reserve the right resell
the property at the risk and Of the defaultng
purchaser, after five days advertisement
MAHLON ASHFORD, Trustee,
CONSTANTINE II. WILLIAMSON Trustee,
Address, 470 Louisiana ave. NV.
NATHL WILSON, Attorney for Party Secured,
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CONSTANTINE n WILLIAMSON Trustee
Address, 47o Louisiana ave. NV.
NATHL WILSON Attorney for Party Secured
No. 622-624 ST NV oc27-d&ds
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THos. ]. OWEN. AUcTIoNEER, sls F ST. NV.

ROSA F. DOWNING, Trustee
no3-d&ds Fendau Building
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19

HONE FORUM-Bisbee Forum No, l9's. II meets first und third Monday In each month. Opera House. 2 :30 p. m. Visiting com .panions always welcome. .
 H. w. Studley ,IPres = z. n. T.. Devine, Treas Wm. Scrimsher, ot c.
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

l, tate of JOSEPH s. NORTON. deceased. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN by the uner- signed, adm inistratrix of the estate oi Joseph S, Norton, deceasedS Sto the creditors and all persons having claims against the said deceased to exhibit them, with the aftcr he first publication of this nojice to the sid ahminis;ratrix at tho office of Chas. e. aUhI,ston, in i,isbee, Arizolia, tho same belig the place for the tran ne tion of the business of said estate, in sad county ot >Cochise. ANNIE l.. NORTON, Ad'uihistratri of the estate of Joseph s.
 Norton, deccased
 Dn'ed at Bisbee this 2Snd day of Sept, Sas.
 sepl8
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19

IMPRovRDORDER OF RED MEN, COCHlSE A T rlbc No. q, meet every Thursday, even Ing at the Opera House Hall Visiting broth CTS cordially invited.
 A. MARKEY, c. Of k.
 Dr. Edmundson, Medicine Man.
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19

(OUnT HOWELL, NO. H, FORESTESRS OF V America meet every Wednesday night.
 A. T. SOWLR, c. R. JAMFs KELLY, Financial Secretary.
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19
Caution Notice.

ALI pFPSONS rrc hrrby warned against buying, lrnSiug, or iu my way seeking to Cntuiu any right, JItIe, interest or control ca Mountains. recently attempted e be located by J.'H. Tippett aud H. v. Dnuton Said attempted locations are Ctlled sun Ini' aud Monarchy, respectively, and at rsen,pts 10 appropriate the miuIug ground uuG,r the locations long and well known as the DJILDNh and pU r.b'k k& ,r NSiNn, sOf the range between the head of RainSey
 and Maple Canyon. watch niuims wera not open for loration a, il, ',:Gtn ot said attenipt- cd uppropr a,iou b, sa!d j II. ippett and R. Y 'Iuntou. s.
 Ia therGnore. al work done ou said 1rU..d of the Ut tLOiik an'i OI tN9n EXlh Si,E by said partieN ntarssa'd Is hereby claimed uisJ Iht S,t'nc yIh !is tpr the >beneut of said OU l. Sia and OulLOpN rEXI BNSION mining claims. the prop ny ni he uudsrsigue J. W. STUMP & C:).
 September zjth, 1883. sep2i-in
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19

TO. F. BISBEE LODGE, NO. 10, MEErS |. every Wednesday evening Visiting broth- SITS C. cordially invited to attend. A. '. WAT EINs, <. G., EMLLs MARKS, K. $.
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19

Experience is the pest teacher. Use Acker's English Remedy in any case of coughs, colds or croup. Should it fail to give immediate relief money re. i"ndel. 25 cts. and 50 cts. Sold by J. <. Williams x Go.
 S. K. Williams is the agent, and is authorIzed to attend to the renting of houses, collecting of rents and to all other business that may be of interest 10 Julian Cardinas. ol3'tf
 Duirng the winter of 1897 MT. James Reed, one of the leading citizens and merchantsof Clay, Clay Co.,, w. Va, struck his leg against a cake of ice in snch manner as to bruise it severely. It became very much swollen and pained | him 90 badly that he could not walk
 xithout the aid of crutches. He was treated by physicians, also used several kinds of Iiniment and two and half gallons of whisky in bathing it, but nothing gave any relief until he began using Chamberlain Pain Balm. This brought almost complete cure in a weeks time and he believes that had he not used ths remedy, his leg would have had to be amputated. Pain Balm is unequaled for sprains, bruises and rheumatism. For sale by all drug. gists. .
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19

C>UaTAR HEMPFL, PLANO TEAChER, AT LC .a-.sIs in Jnsts lImerlLai music. Gall at Dol l.UWiS,
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19

,Cku. w. SWAIN. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. VI ', III practice in all the courts oi 'he Territory. Tombstone, Arizona.
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19

Dp ' W. .FARRINGTON.-DENTI IN u .ii it's branches. Satisfaction guarnn .teet, oiiice-Shearer Building, Bisbee, Ari- SOnis.
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19

ALLEN R. ENGLISH, ATTORNEY Ahp A, . A CounsellOr-at-Law: Ohce oh Ho"i'h Street, tombstone. Arizona.
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19

a1;i..iLAM sCHRl SEER, JUSTICE OF
 >ncaH Office in Wallace B'idi.Ig, Bisbee, Ariz
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19

' kNDMARK CHAPTER NO. 6, R. -A. M. A s.ated conversation third Tuesday in eacl month. Visiting companions In good uatall,.ing are fraternally invited to visit.
 J.G. PRIIJnARD, ii. r. FRANK J. GRAF, Secretary,
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19

NLEEN LODGE, NO. 6, A. 0. U. w.. MLL!S A every Saturday evening. Visiting broth Alfred Godfrey, Recorder. ii. C. FRAsEh. Eihalcier.
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-10-19
THE FRATERNITIES.

' h.Sers first Thursday of each month. Wis ftin. brethren cordially invited to attend R. A. SwRET. W.M. IL. BROWN. Secretary.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-11-06
PASSING p1EAsANTR1Es.

Lawyer-Do you swear the collision
raised the entire car? wItness-Well,
1t raised everything but the windows
Judge.
Attorney-when did your husband
first show signs OF insanity, madam?
Wife-The day he married me. then
discovered he was making only SO a
week.--PhIladelphla North American
Devoted to the Last.-"what sized
letters do you want me to use for the
inscription. madam" asked the marble
cutter. "oh, use the biggest you've
got" replied the widow. "He was aw-
full near-slghted." Chicago News.
Diplomacy.-Mrs. NeIghbors-I adj
vertised for a plain cook last week. but
didn't receive single reply. Mrs.
Nextdoor-TaKe my advice and adver-
tIse for a good.lookIng kitchen LADY,
and you'll be overrun with applica-
tions.-Chicago News.
An Appreclatlve COMMENSURATE
little boy Of Blnx's is a wonderfully
bright chap" "The one who rectted?"
Yes" zone of the brightest children
1 ever met. I'll bet that when he gets
to be as old as his father he'll be too
smart to make his children get up and
speak pieces. Washington Star.
Not All His Fault.-Her head rested
on his shoulder, and her little hand
lay conRdlngly in his. Tell me now.
Alfred" said the happy maiden, how
you ever came to pick me out as the
girl you wanted to marry" "Well,
Dora" replied the ecstatlc young man,
in a gush OF confidence, 1T was nav
that put me up to It,"-ChIcago Trlb-
une.
A slump in values.-"No!" declared
Mr.. whipping, 81 shall not pay 50 for
the privilege OF taking you to the the
alter. don't say that can't aftoId 1t,
but l claim that no ordinary play Is
worth $3.50 seat" but, John" his
wife replied. you used to take me SO
often! You didn't seem to think $3.50
seat was too much then" "AlicIa,
don't talk nonsense. We can sit just as
near together at home now as It is pos
slblc to In the worst cramped theater
In town."-Chicago Tlmes-Herald.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-11-06

ThOrIte, the new explosive, has been
distinguishing Itself by passing through
AZ inch Hnrveylsed steel pAtc II
its success continues. 1t win make MS
great record for Itself In the military
world ns HOstctter's Stomach Blttcrs
has In the medical world So far moth
Ing has appeared which can equal this
wonderful medicine In It's speedy and
permanent mastery OF all diseases OF
tho stomach, liver or Kidneys It's n
good remedy 10 Try when everything
elge has failed.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-11-06
A Rnainass Pointer.

The bank clearlngs of the country
have always been recognized as an In
fallible barometer of the business con-
ditlons Of the country and never have
they spoken so eioquentiy as in the
month Of october, the figures given adj
hitting of no qualification OF the pros
perity that Is now with us. at Is not
owing to the enormous size OF the ag-
gregates," says Bradstreet's. "for the
total, for the whole United States, has
been exceeded several times, and 1t is
certainly not because of the heavy
gain shown over the September total,
for 1t will be recalled that September
was largely curtailed by holidays and
celebrations generally. What Is de-
servingly noticeable, however, is that
the aggregate clearIngs OF all cities of
the country. with the sole exception Of
New York, were the largest ever re-
ported, exceeding even the record
month OF March last by over Z per cent.
This certainly seems to point to one
thing, and that is Understanding New
York, whose total sometimes, especially
as in March last, displays the effect Of
heavy stock market speculatlon-the
aggregate transactions through the
banks, and presumably the aggregate
trade Of the country in the month Just
closed, were the heaviest ever known"
The aggregates for the whole cOun-
try for october were SS.27OOOO,OOO. For
New York city they were S5,256,OOO,OOO,
and the total outside of New York was
81, O14 900, 900. This activity of trade in
the country generally, as Indicated by
the heavy clearIngs, throws consIdera-
BILE light upon the reasons for the nc
tlvlty, and even the tIghtness. exhibited
by the money market during that Pc
Rod.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-11-06
THE INTELLIGENCER
wHEELING, NOVEMBER 0, 1888


Twelve states Will mold general cleo
lions tomorrow. Six Of them will
choose governors = Maryland, Iowa,
Ohio, Massachusetts, Kentucky and
mississippi; three of them will elect
supreme court 1udges-Ne Nebraska,
South Dakota and Pennsylvania-and
three will vote for legislatures-Ne
York, New Jersey and Virginia. In
four Of these states, namely, Ohio, Me-
braska, Maryland and Kentucky, the
campaigns have been extremely euer-
getIc. To guide the reader in forming
some conclusion as to the outcome of
the balloting Tuesday the vote of these
states in 1898 Is given. In that year
the vote of Iowa stood: Republicans,
1864; Democrats, 17S,OOO. Everything
Indicates that the state will go Repub-
llcan by about 10000. this being an off
year. Last year Ohio stood: Repubi-
cans, 4Os.213; Democrats. S47,V74.
Some special features have entered
into the campaign" says the Chicago
Inter Ocean, which make 1t difficult
to forecast the vote, but there is little
reason to doubt that the Republicans
win carry the state. The contest in
Kentucky has been especially bitter,
and a full vote is expected. Last year
the-returns stood: Republicans, 1889;
Democrats, 1854 This year the Re-
publlcans are united ana there is for
midable Democratic bolt. The Repub-
llcans would be sure of victory on an
honest count, but the Goebel election
law opens wide the door to fraud. Ma
ryland Is a close state, standing last
year lO6,92T Republicans to 10O.S74 Dem
ocrats. The issues OF last year seem
10 be as pronounced this year. and the
outlook is one OF equal chances for
both parties. Massachusetts, stood last
year, lsl,14e Republicans to 107,asQ
Democrats. and no change OF import
ance is expected. In Mississippi the
Republicans made no campaign, prac-
tically, last year or this,
The hottest campaign of all is being
waged in Nebraska, nominally over the
supreme court judgeship. but really
over the question: Shall Bryan carry
his own state? The vote Of 1898 was:
Republicans, 93,2S1; Democrats. 9s,7OS
Neither side feels an assurance Of
victory. Pennsylvania, on the other
hand, has no more contest, practically,
than Mississippi. The vote last year
stood: Republicans, 611,175; Democrats,
s5s .sO7. The Democrats have no hope
Of any decisive change to their advan-
tage. South Dakota is fighting ground.
Last year the returns were: RepublI-
cans, S6,949; Democrats, 1898. The
campaign there has been devoid Of SEN
sations, but the wave of general pros
perity has swept over that state. and 1t
probably Will go Republican.
OF the three legislative states, New
York is the only one in which the cam
paIgu has shown life, and there the
vote last year was. 661,7O7 for the Re-
publican ticket; 643,02l for the Demo-
cratic. This is a narrow margin, but
the Republicans might poll the lighter
vote Of the two in the state at large
and still carry the legislature. New
Jersey stood last yeas Republicans.
1eI,O51; Democrats. 1oo.652. Neither
party has shown much life in the pres.
ent campaign. Virginia is not fighting
ground"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-11-06

The Atkinson "auntIes" and those In
protested sympathy with Agulnaldo,
were certainly given some light on the
philippine situation by the report Of the
commission. Judging by their vicious
attacks on the administration, how
ever, 1t is almost vain to hope that they
will be convinced. Such egotlsm as
they have displayed viii not allow
them to confess their faults.
1t has been claimed all along that the
administration was prosecuting war
of criminal aggression" and that the
Fnipinos. like the cubans. were fight
ing for Independence. The commission
denies these assertions. The report ex-
prcitly shows that they took Wy arms
to enforce their demand for the redress
OF certain specified grievances and
never went beyond that stage of rebel
lion. It was not until after the battle
OF Manila and the virtual destruction
of Spanish authority that any dcclara-
ton Of independence was made. when,
therefore, Spain coded the nrchlpellgo
to tho United stntes our title becnme
perfect. and by defying the authority of
tho United States AgulnaldO put him
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-11-06

Special Dispatch to the IntelIlgencer.
WASHINGTON. d. c., Nov. Sal
media L. Hulver has been commission
ed postmIstrcss at Bakers PostotTlce, w.
Va, and Sarah NJ. Fisher has been
commissioned as postmlstress at Ncnse,
W. Va.
a civil service examination for post
office clerks and carriers will be held at
MoundsviIle, w. Va, December 2.
The special mail service from Alpena
to Rich Mountain, W. Va, has been
discontinued.
Changes in star schedule postal SER
vice in West Virginia have been made
as follows:
Route 1857. Capron iron works to
wardensvllle. to supply capron Iron
Works at site authorized, October IS,
1893: route 1G472. MIddlebourne to
Pennsboro, causing mail to be Dispatch
ed from MIddlebourne daily except
Sunday, ut a. M, md from Pennsboro
daily except Sunday not later chan 10
n. M; route 1880, Glenwood to Milton,
dIspatchIng mail from each point three
times week, Monday, Wednesday and
Friday, leaving Glenwood at a. m. and
Milton at p. M; route 1927, MusIct
to Mntowan, mail daily except Sunday,
leaving Muslck at 1880 a. M, and Mato-
wan at 1880 p, m.
An order has been issued to the ef-
feet that the inner sack exchange be-
tween Pittsburgh and sIstersvIlle shall
begin November 10.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-11-06
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Bigamy is simply an over-issue OF
matrimonial bonds.
True charity begins before your own
wants are supplied.
A woman likes to be told che looks
fresh, but man doesn't.
1t sometimes happens that mans
opportunity is his misfortune.
All men are made of dust-but some
dust is about two-thirds sand.
Usually there is more rattle than
anything else in a rafting speech.
1t is easy enough to be economical
when you have plenty with which to
economic.
HOLSTERS may not have spirits. but
many a man has felt their presence
after death.
A candidate never discovers the good
points of his opponent until after his
defeat.
A married man would have more
money If his pockets were as hard to
find as are those of his wife.
An actress may be welded to her art,
but she usually acquires more than one
husband during her career.
There is one peculiar thing about the
man who borrows trouble; he is al
ways willing to share 1t with others.
The average man would be satisfied
II he could only get the earth, but
Alexander the Great wanted to get up
a collection.
A philosopher says: when wise men
hesitate, only fools are certain" If the
philosopher is certain of this he must
be a fool, according to his own theory.
Chicago Daily News.