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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22
! Son EstOs Sus SintOmas +?

Predllecci5n al onanisTno, ernlsiones de dia
de noche derrames al eBtar en- presenca de
una persona del sexo opuesto al entrvtener
ideas lasciVas; sranos, oontracciones dc los
mtsculoH (que son prooursores do la Eptlep-
sia); pensamieutos y suenOs voluptuosOs; So
fooaciones, tendenciaS dOrmitRr D dormlEv
sensaci0n de embruteclmtento perdlda DO n
voluntad, falta do energia impOsibilidEd de
Concentrar las ideas, dolores On las pieri IS y
en- los m1scnos, seusacion do tristea 10
desalientQ ir IT. letlld, falta de momoria, in q
cisi0n, melaacol a, "a lsAncio despuesd9qu L
quier esfuerzo pequedO, manchaS hOGAnGe9
ante la Wis q, debiiid III desGueS del ao5o . GO
una perdida invCl' L aria: derrame Gl LcsE
esfuerzos en- Ia silia, -uido sllbidO en- 8
oid0s, tin ldel, nanos y pies pegajoaoS y cioS
tenor de alg0n p9hgro 1nminente dc mt srt6
0infortuniO impNtencta parotal Q total, der~
rame pl smaG,. TO tardio, perdtda dsm inus
Son az les dC'eCs, dec9imiento de Ia senslot'
hdad, Srganos olid( y debiles, dyspepsia, etc.
etc. Algunos de sSos sintomas son sdyeEss
teneias naturaes .ra aGt w no@5f2Egs fG5fgs 0Ftaiss
vepIrt 3r presa dc lguna fatal entsr"
Eosotros sOllcltamos de todoe quo sufren
de alguno Dc los siGtomaa ercyms en,imes
AHISO, comunicanoOa1 con nuestra Com
Dahia de m6dicos especigiistt que han teni-
do Veinte ahoa de eRpeFien tratando en-
fermedadeJ de % LerVios y lel stsbenm soa
Xual, y qL snes puedan Saranuzar ina cJls
EuSlOu 4ASlA PVAa ASh1oN
BnvieL Is una ca'ani0n cOmpleta de SD caso
d&udonnL TODD gu lombrs y direOclon, clad,
ocupaclan, 81 es o sado Q soltero, cuales de-
los sintoml L0m lrados SO 10 han manifeas
tado ID, gi I'd. ha usado algun traCa-
mientO para go 1orrsa, estrechez, sihlls als
guua OGra enterme6ad venerea. NusatT9
SLnta de medicOE d4agnosticara enaegatdl Y
ouidad0ssmente 81 ca5o tgratisi, intor,nara
I'd de 10 que la eueHta un tratamteGto do
~ diIS, en- el due Sc etcCCuAra una oura9lJu
radical, y Sc le Iestableceris I'd. su Comple-
ia sand; v voIvera UG. q r un hombre Vi
goro5C. 2! I'd. uos rs'Nitb s5 en- Dilletes do
Bu pas J0H1o garAntB de :OrE te, 10 Guvia~
r6mos VI sssuida las mat In IeQuerid41
Dor correO registrRdo, tan , 3como nuHs'
ira iuhta de- m6dloos haya, III 0 el v0mp,es
to tratarVleuto cue I'd. DO solleterse,
e0NPANIA EsPECIALIsTA del HoHTI,
Breadway,
New Pork, Z, Y as A
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22
A N U N clio
GObjerRO lkHtGr de Jos EStad0S Uni
dos e15'aeNGertO Rico. OdCjJ1G de III
Jt1ltG de ObrGS PWCBCGS.

ssu Jam. Paast) R.", Nl7brP. 10. 1917.
En- 'sta Oiina SO Admitia1 proposi T.
n6s baio pliago cerrado para Ia ooustruoc'"'
8 re construction d. va,i0s tTo2os e care
tara a. no'~ --iAi. - ~t-~+'' 49,
lougitul a1roxima Ia d. IL mtllas.
Djohss prooosici mes ser$u sdmitids' has
ia las d9ce ds dis ; 4 Dicismbrs proxi-
,ar, bora Ala Ia para Ia snertura en- pd1l'ef
ds los pliegna.
DADA DCOooslo6 ldsbeVa ssr pr5sentHd'
en- =, In ors3o especial prescrito, J sar aeon
paatds bion da IN dep6sito mstslie0 O
s 1000 lollsrs none Ia Amerioaos cs u
3heog c@rtifcsdo pr ru B ,nCo NacloDa'
Esto d,G5sit a sGrau dovusltcs iamsdiata
meat9 q todos aquello5 licitadcres Guy
prOpasiato les saan dageohsdaq.
La Juuta Sc raSsrva al darech9 dc re- ha
Ear GTalquiafS todas las proposic'oEss,
Il vslnr DE- lRs obras ms0ci0nsdas ne eE.
c1la sn : 900. 900 iollsrs. El esta Odoir'
50 Iran loA intoTmss neoesarios.
Wv JUDsON.
oapitau del 0uSrpn d. TnSsuiaroS Pts'idsD
u d. "a JnHti de 0br2s Puhlioa"
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22

Ponce Viernes ae de Dicielnbre de 1890
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22
PanSderi& las "TreS B"
de Pedro Cell Y ROS,

Este antique y acreditado establo'
cimiento habiertO de nuevo al pubG-
co, ofrece a sus numerosos faVOrecs-
dores pan selecto a todas hOras del
dia conteccionado con las mejOres
harinas que SO fabrican en- Nueva
York asi como un VariGdo rtido d'
gallstas De todas classes.
Existe ademas en- ell mismo establU-
cimiento un surtido variado de pro.
visiones y licores selectOS para fami-
lias, que vende a precios sumamente
m6dicos.
Una vista .pueS las STPes B.S y
salur6is sumamente complacidos,
NoViembre % del 90 l m. q.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22
Sc Venden

Vstils os.as de msmpostsria 2 de
mad .ra sitasdAs en- pantOs 6atfiooa De
ssta oiudsd, ssi como slgunos solafss
prap;ua para fsbEioas eo esquiaa.
TEnbik &c csloos dinero u-n hipcts-
|es SOB facas.
IafarmsIsn ea ls oalls del Sol Ne
sios d Is esss ae don R.fsel q
gers
NeYbFa. 3 Dc 1898. ln,G
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22
fllFflfFiYlTifiF'YFflflVYG'N

Hac dcsarecer daS la dispepa intestinal asn
DcN de acedspto incharA esmaRo despud
DC las cAd doe-dgetoEes enas
aF,es ol simple de
ANEA Caae eono del e6maEo VGnies Dsas cdico puos
roA Denter eT5ncs oncts Darea tdas
eos nieecosas Todo proAtanente
efcaz Renedo
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22
Jaime RuIlan
ATOHHA 6--PONCE

90 esta sut'guo dsp6sito de cSlsado pc
le5sria So aoAba de recibir an complete sur
tito Dc calEsdo ameriosno J eapahol, de for
mas bjuit3s, para caballeros, seharss J nj
fioA
Tanbieu 60 han recibido drlles de hilo ,
slgoda1, orass. betdn de almendra, Va
SON. de oolar nHra charol. EfsctOa para
tods clase dc csls d., 6n'sima piel de rucla,
chsroles 5ldssa 9hsFolAdas, gamn1as para
cochl etc etc.
Vsotas al Dor msVnFSy al detalle.
Gctubre 10 del 90. S-E p.aa
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22
Ven G@ 5@@

la grta del aobauo del Ca6 psS6n
Las o6R do PGa ggoe
aago, qusdSndo AaeguEa1O Dtlgn Asga 10 tsdni1va
Ii P0NEsa Ees6n
a. 0CUgACI0N VJ, 1ESAE0s, RGY0LUGfONE, &aRRAs,
Ssgdgados, PAGAADo E0D0 SSERO GUALQUa6A nRA
AGhA.
q 81 aOnts b ensO rgar dudAa snao
Rlato sysGo de sregs S8Dislss,
Camb sEauis sSsa EGsa
ss9y ciots saegRA&aG,
Pelsa SspCcn pSgo del sgudO a de
gs, lin E1 PALS DQLR Sc AECTUE EL sEGUE0
dSnsa 10 mh0 Comps8a SoOs2HAes
Ess dCn8e aa1sn 0hhss Prnqaes
aogtlqtaGlqa51a FupNjuiSo &c les aassur4dva.
84SE1V1l&R1G01
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22
Gran fabriCa de chocolate
DE
G. FRANCO YCo. MAYAGUEZ. PR.

,ha iudustria del pais NADIA deia
'sesr oompsraado,a con les pIi.
"a &c a clase taato de Ia I'ls oo-
u del estrsngsia.
La pdrtz, dt ica yoaaotos emplsss
les srs Is conteeci6n del artiuulo
ofrsa. / Is gsraptia 10 hygiene taato
y n sios asoma suaut0 por 4 ealud
qas dc sasrOlia sD is per oaa que 10 cons
diariAnenta, ss6n pr 10 cnal g hn
hecho tsn popular tanto en- 81 pals 90.
mo ca muehas D.. 5laoionss del sxsEau
gsro. D pG-ito peFmaperta en- Y IA
hrioa 90 Ponce Gale Csstiilc ) 9,
plansa baja iEluisrda. Jalio 2s d. 1899
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22
j. x'1W1L& los

sesao paeds reaI del mundoy doaas
osupssi0h pE3ar p1'aA oxtr~
Z: FsD sOassdsn para pag pa'
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22
aRIVILEaIO CONTRA CADUOIRAD

SObra este amamos muy parGourmante la ateno6n del p
doc POI la tnoa ConpaG del Coansate Americana que
5D2e5e ssWeangs ESlvAsgo
gepaa pagasO
Dc dioho F6 el A
ma ds Nuca auten oubrr gaaades R
Dc diets aato Poll
slN GADUGARi anesT
ntsn Eoza vante tornado 2ants0 LA CON
Aria EA04LA E FSJ6 On Sh1g10 dsdOG9s0 5oaVa o. P&ao
Go@PAA dsVelSdos
asasAe Ysgetaav
sdsoi EswpaA@ota0' sooao AnSsdaa
EO sc llama prooedsc equdad vgaE los inereses de
IS asagugados 0sO do raniLlas.
aaoSAo HSaA9hAA P0AAAS ABANnQNA.
As P6 sasA fasalava De ssns pa9o ao
1 Ter agVsnsaaos.
laos C0&PAg0S OAS C0lPANIA psag de ntorssadO sxp
Los snta ds de Polka sdads; P0LAA
AVlDA uk EA9O gADQ DQIAES ysE pUedan
tozs hqndsdss Dk40S VICE
JaafLo: ans P&s. d pasos pr s6Oo 'aa
HssH sLaQ
tHabra condolences prylegiOa mas favOrablss paa:
5afadOs que iOs quo OfeOe
EG 9OLd9l can@da7
suphcmOs nteigsnte pdbcO Dc esta Isa Ia ectura
rdo ae hermOsas Condolences eysndo a sorprsnaos
'OE sOGsdadea garnada de sseguraE yuesas v
0msd utoEmea de-
G. T. stOrer Sapesiateaduts-C B. Meltz, Agaas general
bnaquao-AgAss Uols,Os ;des1s Ms Lago Fernando IA G
ao Aeante sOnador Iuu Yordsn Dsva AgsnEss OoeotaE
man hs Ezan
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22
HQNDRES CkBILE Is

Psrece que el CreadOr ha ordonado que des
puSs de- Ia sangre el tiudO vital seminal sen
In Sustancia mas preciof,l en- I'll cuerpo del
h1mbre, algpna perdida cltntranatural de
el produ(ira siempre reSultAdos desastrosoS.
Auchos hombres han muertO do enferine-
dadeS corrientes, tales como las del coraz6n,
del h.gGdo, de los rihones, enfermedades pull
nonares, ETC., por haber permitido d III Vita
ldad gastarse, exponiendose asi ser iaciles
victlna1 de estas enfermcdades, cuandO al
gunas cajas do nuestras medicinas, tomndas
tempo, habrfan impedido estas debilitantes
perdidAs, asi rcservando su vitalidad para
resistir alos ataques de Csas peligrosas enfer-
modades,
Muchos hombres har llegado lenta, pero
seguramente, un estado de demencia in
durable a causa dc estas perdidAs, sin saber
Ia verdadeTa causa del mai.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22
SGHUROS EA Vl6Oa
s 1.O64,35O
49.693,6O5

Esa CohpSta qs ases dsg GsgwGdOs 0st2as pF5gS
gcs ds speoa1s qas oG G6NqagG SOOs&sass aas
ajada trabaos sH tOds Ia A@Sg$Oa, d sa5er!
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-12-22

-aF allEl sTiH 3
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25
THE NEW YORK WORLD
THRICE-L-WEEE EDITION.

The striking and important events
OF the last year have established tho
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our wars aud, moreover, has reported
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troops operating 10 the Philippines and
the great Presidential cbm paign, too, at
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The motto Of THE THRICE A-WKEK
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25

Nf"N AfHN AafNAfNf
axAuruonlHrn iSsrRCIoS FEEs.
COL Albert Dcan live stock agent OF
Che bureau oi animal Industry in
charge a. Kansas City, has sent out
che follo~ing letter ~ instructions 10
each I'D frnl Inspector under bic
charge
kansas City Kas, Dec CO. iso1.
Mr ----, Assistant Inspector. % a I
SIR The United states department
81 agriculture holds that the shipping
or driving Of live stock from one state
or territory into or through another
state or territory Is interstate com
mcrce. aud as congress he FsSs.a a,a
tact approved may 2o isss Tor. aud
thc United states department OF agri.
culture is now maintaining, a comrc
tent and effective inspection on inter
state movements OF cattle from aud
through that area 81 the United States
affected with southern cattle fever.
such movements are governed cxclus.
lively by United states laws The dc.
partmcnt also holds that the lcvying
or collecting by any state or territory
officials, of any fees OF tax on neat
cattle (bcing the productsl % another
state or territory la interstate com
mcrce Is illegal, being uncoustitution.
al decisions % the United States su
premc COURT
You are hereby instructed that any
inspection Of cattle by a state or terri
torial Official, made a. point outside
of the boundary lines Of the state or
territory 90 which such Official is &C.
credited, Is Of no effect whatever, be.
ing without warrant Of law and un-
constitutional.
You are further instructed that cat
SIC that have been Inspected and certi.
dod by an Inspector OF the United
states bureau Of animal industry as
free FROM southern cattle fever infec.
tion (bOophilus bovisl have right 20
into any state or territory and be sold
without further inspection or the ex
action Of inspection fees However.
after such animals have gone into =
state and become q part of the proper
~ OF that state they are subject 20 the
state laws You are 20 co operate
with the live stock sanitary authori-
ties Of the state where stationed In all
legitimate methods, but IL would be
clearly improper 10 aid or abet la any
unauthorized inspection or collection
OF fees.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25
win swear Only to wha, ne b. Positive o.

VIII swear Only 90 What us o. Positive o.
scrlpps McRaclLcaeuc.
New York, December 20. Expert
Tyrcl, on the stand Ia the Molineux
poisoning case today, said he would
not base his judgment on few words.
~ shall only swear 10 things ! am
perfectly positive Of said he. His
testimony iavors the state.
In biliousnebs. HERBINE. by ex-
pelling FROM the body the excess Of
bile and acids, improvea the assimila
tive process. purifies the blood, and
tones mp and strengthens the entire
system Price soc. Sold by Il u. Lii.
lie & Co. and Wheeler a Son
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25

Wide vesslbuled Reclining Chair
cars. seats free Modern day coach
es. pullmgn Sleepers. Call 90 near
est ticket agent for foil particulars
relative 10 through connection east or
west, or address
G. B. Hart, General western agent,
Oklahoma City.
J.F holden. Trseie Manager, Little
Rock, Ark
Henry wood General Manager, Lit
tie Rock, Ark
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25

The disposition OF children largely
depends upon health II they are
troubled with worms, they will be ir'
ritAble, cross, feverish and perhaps
seriously sick. WHITES CREAM
VERMIFUGE ls worm expeller and
tonic 90 make them healthy and cheer
full. Price 25c. Sold by \. b. Lille q
Co. and Wheeler 4 Son
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25
ATTENTION I

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We will make 90 any one sending ua
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return OF small photo guaranteed
Send as your photo az once.
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25

In sluggish liver, HERBlNE, by It's
beneficial action upon the hillary
tracts, renders the bile more nued
aud brings the liver into sound,
healthy condition, thereby
banishing the sense OF drowsineea,
lethargy and the general feeling OF
apathy which arise from disorders OF
the liver. Price soc, Sold by ~ Il.
Lille 4 Co and Wheeler s. Son.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25

First come fret served; so march up
aud pay for the OKLAHOMA LEADER a
wear ahead This will secure that
good little paper, the Farm Journal
for the balance OF 1899 aud all OF 1909
1901, 1902 and 1903, nearly i've year
without any tuther pay. Shall We
hear from you within one week2
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25

Medical Discovery puts into mans
veins. 10 gives him digestive power o
turus hia loud into good nouush'ug
blool DO enables thc liver to Keep that
blooi pure and free from bilious poisons
n hIia him with muscular strength and
vitality n makcs him in thc truca
sensc young again, anil keeps him ~.
"T am nr.tv wtu nnv nr MON of Htif
thf.. ..i. .It. NI. l.Iu IHr.H .I A.N|f
f.rI.fI. N.IHn IN.. .".U r.IH II.I I.''H
irl if mHuf trafa WfN ItsurusH II.. nH. q
caiarfh and af Leo bod aul "cak ihai .''aa
n alid hardly cai anything without ,omR.
inr. HII n u1in in fnr stomach 1ni o hurnInF
atr..fIuu coming into ihc Threat inH~ nr
Ii.fre.. Hnlffu Medal Discovery Hud Pleasant
rr'iris and can truly say lhese medicines hate
NON .n fhc f,ii and usrd them an winter
tonk hnrrn hoiilca ol fhe Discovery and sis
ol thr peiicia nccnrdiuE tn directions. aud
must say that both afe good honest medicines.
Improved fghi along ifntu che very begin.
ming D just stopped taking medicine in che
latter part ~ MAY and then feit a. well aH ever
in my nic can eat aii kinds Of FOOD aud
dnaeni cause me amy pain in my stomach nov
az 10 alWavH dt before I took uf licrcrf med
icinea can Chtcfmily say o. thr public that
they need NOT hcsiinie in taking nr Pierce 3
III "' WV wy
n you ARE in poor health write 10 Dr.
RV Pierce. OF Buffalo, n y II will
cost YOU nothing whatever for hts advice
although hc Is AZ the very head Of his
profession in the treatment of obstinate
chronic diaeates.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25

-ipps MeRAe League.

Scrippa Mckae League
Manila, Dec. ga simple funeral
service was held over the remains Of
General Lawton at the family resi-
denee this morning The body was
then taken 10 vault In the cemetery
under cavalry escort. The generals
staH acted a. pail bearers.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25

Guthrie Grove. No. 4. Woodman Cir
Gle. met Wednesday evening at their
hall aud elected the following officers
for the coming year. Mesdames Mag
gle Rhodes. w A Martha Mcdonald,
Adv Mary Borncy. clerk Marry Col
lar.G. M Dora Axtell. banker sofia
Adder. attendant. Jillie Newman, J.
2 b.. Juliet Kcrns. o G Lottie Dingcs,
manager.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25
winston Churchiil SAFE.

sbrlpps- McRae League.
London, December Winston
Churchill, the war correspondent who
escaped from Pretoria after being TAX
en- by the Boors, has ssbled his mother
that he has reached DclAgoa bay sA'r-
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25

Trains will arrive aud depart from the
principal stations az Tue folloWing hours
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25

Good residence property IN Oklaho-
ma City and 100 acre farm on the
North Canadian river In Oklahoma
county Inquire OF L. A. NKAL,
District clerks Office,
Guthrie.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25
Railroad Time Tables.
A. T. a. s. r.

SOUTH EAST AND WEST
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-12-25

Dr. Pierce's Remedies are for sale
at the Eagle nruC Store.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21

San Francisco, April io.-The United
states steamer Nero Is taking In coal
preparatory to her departure for Homo
lulu. The Nero has been entirely re-
lifted and prepared for the work in
which she Is to engage, the exploration
and survey OF route for a submarine
cable from Honolulu 20 Manila, TbS
route between sar Francisco aud Homo
lulu having been thoroughly surveyed,
the Nero will begin at Honolulu and
make soundings from there b the Is
land OF Luzon or a midway island and
Guam.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21

Washington, April i9.-The secre'
tary Of the interior has approved a de
eislon given by Assistant Attorney
General Vandeventer, covering ques'
Tons in regard TO the selection OF
lands in exchange Of lands held within
the boundaries Of forest reservations.
The law provides that persons or states
holding land within forest reserves
may exchange them for other lands in
The public domain. The decision holds
That the land selected need not have
b. s-.yavad
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21
iip-to.Date.

up-to-Date.
Take up the white mans burden,
And blow In your hard-earncd tin
For Goldfish and canned tomatoes
To fattcn your wifes lean kin;
Her aunts ana her wicked uncics
Are coming TO drive you wild.
These half-atarvcd suiien people,
HAIR down and half child.
Take up the white mans burden,
And hll ny your house with bunkk.
That kinfolks mny sleep IN comfort.
They're coming with bags and trunkat
They're coming to stay all summer,
To die IN your yard next fall
These half-ahot. suiicn people,
half stomach and half GALL.
Take up the white mans burden.
Ana ut on tho porch and swear.
For kinfolka viii use the sofa.
And loaf IN your easy chair.
They'll eat all the pies aud doughnuts,
And YOU must auhHlat on prunes-
These nne-hnircd silkcn kinfolkH,
Half prlicunu and half looms.
Throw down the white mans burden.
And Ect a hrccch-ioading dog
To mangls the frHt relation
uialf crocodile and half hoe)
Who comes with hia ten vaiiaca
And seventeen tourist trunks.
To cat up your canned provisions.
Ana sleep In your ill-aparcd hunks.
-Atchis0n Globe.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21

Uncle Hlram-so yew study Latin
an Greek at college. dow yet
Nephew-Yes. sir. Don't you APP
prove OF those studies?
Uncle Hlram-wal. the Latin might
como In handy II ye ever work In .
drug store, but don't see what the
Greek Is good fer.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21

'Fosdick received a valentine that
made him very angry"
zone OF those outrageous comic
things. suppose7"
mo; II is n pretty valentine. but Il
was sent by express. charges 10 be eol-
lected. New York World.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21

The Lady-so you are hero o. the
late war. eh?
The Tramp-Yes. ma'am.
The Lady-well. what have you done
with the money you received for your
magazine articles Puck.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21

Tommy-"That church is over 900
years old"
ciasy-"My aunt says It's only lO0."
Tommy-"oh. well. | suppose that's
AZ far back as she can remember.
Stray Stories.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21

Kings Daughter-Mercyl Do you
allow that half-grown girl to read zolA
and ouida7
The Mother-I must do something 10
keep her away from the newspapers
Life.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21

What's the matter7 hear that
you are going TO withdraw from our
club"
Yes, | can't afford to run thu risk
OF being ostraclzed by society for re-
naming a member OF an organization
that has mover had n cake walk
Chicago Daily News.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21
Bryant Revised.

The melancholy days are come,
Tho saddest ever yet.
When we put our overcoats In hook
Our summer auite to get.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

Variety Of Jokcs-u'sos aud fronies
Original and selected -.'iotsam aad
Jetsam from the Tide Of namor--
witty sayinEG
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21
Not worth Mentioning.

The shayed-Didnt you take on q
piece OF my ear. then7
The shaver-Yos, sab. but mob
enough 10 hurt dc Razzah.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21

The Cuban general. Pedro Diaz' Of
the Sixth army corps, In the province
OF Pinar del Rio, was offered $50 a
month and the command OF 200 rural
police In his province. lie declined
declaring the amount too small,
BY direction Of the president, Guani'
ca has been made a SUPPORT Of Porto
Rico. II is said 10 be one OF the best
natural ports in the island OF Porto
Rico and merchants and planters esu-
mate the exports from the district II
serves In coffee and sugar alone 81
o., 900, 900 annually.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-04-21
Omaha.
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