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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
MILLIONS GIVEN AWAY.

1t Is certainly gratifying to the pub
lie to know of one concern in the land
who are not afraid to be generous to
the needy and suffering. The proprie-
tors of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, have
given away over ten million trial bottles
Of this great medicine; and have the
satisfaction of knowing it has absolute
ly cured thousands of hopeless cases.
Asthma, Bronchitis, Hoarseness and all
diseases of the Throat, Chest and Lungs
are surely cured by it. Call on Fischer
& Co., druggists. Regular size SOC and
81. Every bottle guaranteed, or price
refunded.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
Danger Merely Theoretical.

Long ago, he had taken the resolution
always to be perfectly honest with his
children.
My son, he accordingly observed, l
am beating you with this trunk strap,
not for your good, but because l am
hot under the collar! No, it does not by
any means hurt me more than it hurts
you.
In the face of such a luminous example,
it would be strange If a boy did not grow
up to be an honest man.
1t was perhaps possible to overdo this
thing and render a boy so honest that
he would be unable to carr his living in
any of the learned professions; but that
difficulty, If it existed at all, was theoreti-
cal rather than practical.-Detroit
Innrnal
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
THE SECRET DOSSIER.

By mean which we need not now
specify, we have managed to learn the
contents of the secret dossier in the
Dreyfus case. We have not reached the
bottom of the bag, but up to the time of
going to press we have fished cut the
following damning evidence of the guilt
of Dreyfus:
One bootleg that belonged to Baron
Munchausen.
A pack of tobacco guilds.
Several unpaid bar bills of Esterha-
zy's.
One hundred thousand dollars in Con-
federate currency.
Ella Wheeler WiIcox's Poems of
Passion"
A due bill of the Prince of Whales.
Splinters from Count Bony Castel-
lanes pedigree.
Sarah Bernhardt's marriage certifi-
cate.
A shirtwaist of Paul Deroulede's.
A recipe for the gin Hickey.
A speech of Emperor Bills.
A spittoon of Chestnut de Muchre-
pairs.
A litter of dead cats, the property of
Du Patty de Clam.
A dozen eggs that have outlived their
usefulness.
A bootjack Of the first empire.
A correct guide to the absinthe jag.
A portrait of Dom Paul Kruger.
Three uncut copies of London Punch.
A plug Of conspuez tobacco.
A lady's silk handkerchief.
An abandoned bon mot of Chauncey
M. Depew.
A can of Algerized beef.
The record in the Luetgert case.
A pair of cuffs won not wisely but too
we'll by lola.
A deck of cards.
A package of cigarettes found on the
person of Dreyfus when he was ar
rested.
An old hat full of red, white and blue
chips.
A number of empty bottles.
A confession by Dreyfus that he is in
acknowledgements Appeal
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot-Ease, Q powder. 1t cures
painful, smarting, nervous feet and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery Of the age.
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy. It Is q certain cure for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching
feet. Try 1t today. Sold by all drug
gists and shoe stores. BY mail for csc
In stamps. Trial package FREE. Ad-
dress. Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
Reflections Of a Bachelor.

From the New York Press.
The only people who know that love
dies only with the soul are those who
can't marry each other.
When a mosquito bites a m low
down between the shoulder blades she
feels most as put out as If a a had
scratched her there.
When a woman fails to make a fool of
a man she doesn't feel any more respect
for him; she thinks he's just a dumb,
unappreciative idiot.
At thirty a man ought to know better
than to marry q woman he would have
married at twenty; at forty he ought to
know better than to marry at all.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
BRAVE MEN FALL

Victims to stomach, liver and kidney
troubles, as we'll as women, and all feel
the results in loss Of appetite, poisons
in the blood, backache, nervousness,
headache and tired, l~istless, rundown
feeling. But there's no need to feel like
that. Listen to ]. w. Gardner, Idaville,
Ind. He says: Electric Bitters are just
the thing for a man when he Is all run
down.. and don't care whether he lives
or dies. It did more to give me new
strength and good appetite than any,
thing I could take. I a now eat any
thing, and have q new lease on life"
Only so cents, at Fischer & Co.'s drug
store. Every bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
A WORD TO

Mothers of children affected with
Group or a cold need not hesitate
to administer Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. 1t contains no opiate nor mar
cotic in any form, and may be given as
confidently to the babe as to an adult.
The great success that has attended It's
use in the treatment of colds and Group
has won for it the approval and praise
it has received throughout the United
States and in many foreign lands. For
sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
RED HOT FROM THE GUN

RED HOT FROM THE GUN
Was the ball that hit G.. b. Steadman,
of Newark, Mich, in the Civil War. 1t
caused horrible Ulcers that no treat
ment helped for 20 years. Then Buck
lens Arnica saive cured him. Cures
Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Boils, Felons,
Corns, Skin Eruptions. Best Pile cure
on earth. rs cts. a box. Cure guaran-
teed. Sold by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02

copper. A 54-foot tunnel opens the vein.
The Copper Belle, II mile west of
town, is owned by Riff, Jordan & Smi-
ley.
A tunnel rum 80 feet through a blan-
ket formation running from 3k to 20 per
cent copper, and also carrying gold.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
OUT IN THE FIELDS. n


The little cares that fretted me,
l lost them yesterday
Among the fields above the sea,
Among the winds at play,
Among the lowing Of the herds,
The r~ustling Of the trees,
Among the singing Of the birds,
The humming Of the bees.
The foolish fears of what might pass,
1 cast them all away
Among the clover scented grass,
Among the new mown hay,
Among the hushing Of the corn
Where drowsy peoples nod,
Where i'll thoughts die and good are born
Out in the fields with God!
st. Paul's.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
New Mexico Territorial Fair, Albu'
qusrqus, n. M, Sept. 10 to
"a. 1899.

81. IS for the round trip for the above oc-
casion, tickets will be on sale Septem-
Der IS to %, inclusive, good for return
passage until September Is. Equally
low rates from all points in New Mexi-
CO and Colorado to Albuquerque. For
further particulars call on any agent Of
the Santa Fe Route.
H. s. LUTZ, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. n.
w. ]. BLACK, G.. p. A.,
Topeka, Kansas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
TRY ALIENS FOOT-EASE.

A powder to be shaken into the shoes.
Your feet feel swollen, nervous and hot,
and get tired easily. If you have smart
ing feet or tight shoes, try Aliens Foot
Ease. 1t cools the feet and makes walk
ing easy. Cures swollen, sweating feet,
ingrowing nails, blisters and callous
spots. Relieves cornS and bunions of all
pain and gives rest and com .ort. Try it
today. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores for 25c. Trial package FREE.
Address, Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02

AS usually treated a sprain will dis
able the injured person for three or four
weeks, but if Chamberlain's Pain Balm
is freely applied a complete cure may
be effected in a very few days. Pain
Balm also cures rheumatism, cuts,
bruises and burns. For sale by A. c..
Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
WORKING NIGHT AND DAY.

WORhINd NldI11 AMI DAI.
The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made is DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Every pill is a sugar-coated
globule of health, that changes weak
ness into strength, listlessness into en-
ergy, brain flag into mental power.
They're wonderful in building up the
health. Only 25c per box. Sold by Fisch-
err & Co.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
The Cornfed PHILOSOPHER.

The look of contentment that comes
over a mans face on lighting his after
dinner cigar, said the cornfed philosopher
somehow completely knocks out all of
the moral effect of the lecture he gave
his oldest boy OF the extravaganza of
Observation-Disclosures journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
sHsy7@

From the Philadelphia Bulletin.
l don't know what's the matter with
me, wheezed the market reporter, wiping
the tears from the end of his nose and
INDUCING. In another prolonged fit Of
snee2ing.
Wasn't tie hay market rather feverish
this mornings asked the divorce reporter.
Yes.
Well, that's It.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
A Financial Aeronaut.

From Puck.
Little Jakey-Did you effer go up in a
balloon. fader?
Mr.. Abrams-No, Shakey, but I've
gone up in effery other way!
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
Midnight Civilities.

From It'll Bits.
Mrs. Chat ~(nudging Mr.. Chat, who
snores with his mouth open)-William,
you'd make less noise if you'd keep your
mouth shut!
Mr.. Chat (only half awake)-So'd you.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
A Fizzle.
From the Chicago Tribune.

From the Chicago Tribune.
How are you getting along with that
scheme of yours for a procession of the
unemployed to march to the City Hall
and demand work?
It's going to be a fizzle. The blamed
chumps all send me word they're too
busy and can't get away.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
Philadelphia
And Return.

August 81, September 1 and 2 via the Burlington Route. Good to re-
turn any time until September 80.
The trains the "knowing ones" will take are the Chicago ana 81.
Louis Special, leaving Denver at lao p M, or the Vestibuled Flyer,
leaving at $50 p. m. These are not only the best Denver, chicago
and st Louis trains-they land you in the Union Passenger station IN
Chicago and st. Louis, the same stations from which trains over
Direct Lines for Philadelphia start. The above rates apply from
Denver, Colorado Springs, Pueblo and all other Colorado common
points. Ask your ticket agent for tickets via our line, 'he sells them"
too.
q. vALLERY, General Agent, Denver.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
Poor Pan.

Mrs. Dothetown-Poor, dear child!
Are your parents dead?
Tenement Tommy think pap is.
Him an mar wus fightin' when I left, an
gee, she wusn't doin' a thing t him.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
Training her Chicago Spouse.

Mrs. Dorus had 200 large a bowl of
roses on her dinner table.
Don't judge her harshly. Perhaps she
can't make her husband eat his ice
cream with a fOrk.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02

The great success Of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
in the treatment of bowel complaints
has made it standard over the greater
part of the civilized world. For sale by
A, G, Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
An Enthusiast.

Bramble-What sort of a doctor is old
Carver?
Thorne-One of the kind that takes
more pride in discovering a new disease
than in curing an old one.-New York
journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
A Scrape'

What are you doing, doctor? asked a
who entered as the physician was
v%accinating a patient.
Scraping an acquaintance, was the
reply.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
Appearances Deceive.

From the New York Weekly.
Mrs. Gobbs-I think it very strange
that your friend Dobbs never married.
MI. Gobbs-Oh, you don't know Dobbs.
He isn't half such a fool as he looks.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
The Sufferer.

When doctors disagree, the trouble is
that the other fellow is too weak to get
out of the way.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
In the Kentucky Feud Belt.

Stranger-Have you lived long in this
section?
= Native-No, sab. l am a gentleman,
sab! And it is impossible for gentlemen
to live long in this section, sab.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02

If it is permitted to get out of order-if
the blood becomes full of impurities, if
the system is allowed to rundown lit
won't be long until consumption will
find the "opening" and deal its fatal
blow. Protect yourself with DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, the non-alco-
holic remedy for the stomach, blood and
nerves. Take it for lingering coughs,
colds, bronchitis, weak and bleeding
lungs. 1t has cured 20 many thousands
hat it will also cure you. Don't under
any circumstances permit the medicine
dealer to induce you to take some other
remedy. There are many substitutes or
the market, but none of them possess
the power to curt like Golden Medi-
cal Discovery"
"Afer using about five bottles of DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery my boy seems to be
all right v writes Mr.. J w. Price, of Ozark,
Monroe Co., Ohio. HI was very bad when |
commenced to give him the Golden Medical
Discovery The doctors claimed he had con-
sumption and we doctored with them until he
was past walking. 1t has been ten months
since he stopped taking your medicine and he
is still in good health"
To knock out constipation and bilious
ness, take Or. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
A CURE
OF DIARRHOEA.
A PROMINENT VIRGINIA EDITOR,

Had Almost Given Up, but Was
Brought Back to Perfect Health by
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-02
THAT VITAL SPOT.

The prize fighter always aims for the
vital spot in the body. When he reaches
it, as Fitzsimmons did with Corbett, the
other maj is knocked out. To protect the
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-07-07

likely the owner of the ship and cargo.
He looked at me coldly. yet with some
curiosity, and after brief glance at
my companion, said in choice Spanish:
who are you, senior, and how did
you come upon the raft?''
[ repeated what l had told the cap
tain, though with some enlargement
AS proceeded I saw his brow darken
especially at the mention that we were
English.
L grieve, senior, to find that you and
your friends belong to that nation of
heretics and robbers" he said in Il
severe voice. pray, upon what bust
ness was your ship, and what was she
doing in these waters?''
l perceived the dangerous thing that
was in his mind, and suffered no delay
in answering.
why, your lordship,' l replied Ct
clapped this title to him 1t a venturel,
'our ship was a peaceful merchant
man, and her business was to convey
a cargo of English cloths and small
wares to Havana, and fetch sugar,
spices and the like thither. Our cap
tain can give you more of this mat
ter
and where, think you,swent your
escaping mutineers? '' he inquired,
without pause.
This disconnected me bit, but felt
it best to out with the truth.
ITO join that scoundrel Morgan. if
our guess is not greatly at fault
let go boldly.
He smiled in grim fashion.
AYE, senior, such was my thought of
the matter. They have gone to join
that child of perdition. doubtless, and
some good Spanish blood may be shed
in consequence. What think you," he
went on, looking at me fixed1y, shall
not be doing my sovereign and the
church service if I endeavor to dis
charge a small measure of this debt ?''
1 began to think that we had fallen
out of the frying pan into the fire, for
1 was at no loss to guess what he
meant. Nevertheless I was resolved
not to quail, and. indeed, it was pos
slble he might be only trying me. 1
collected myself, therefore, and an
swered him.
"a debt, your lordship, should be
paid by the debtor, and not by him who
has no part in it. The Spanish blood
you speak Of was not shed by me or by
my comrades. We abhor piracy and
every such lawless doing"
The hidalgo nodded. but I could not
see that I had produced any measur-
able impression on him. Tt was an
anxious moment, and discerned that
my companions had detected some
thing amiss and come closer, though L
could not then give heed to them.
well. senor." he replied, at last,
there is reason in what you say, and
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-07-07
SELFISH MAN PUNISHED.
a Little Train Incident That Gave
Justice-LoVinG Passengers
Much JOY.

Passengers on an Atlantic City train a
few evenings ago were treated 10 a spectacle
Of retributive justice that tlckled them Ia
mousIy. The car was crowded, and, as the
dust was flying pretty thickly, all the pas
This unpleasant exception was disgruntied-
looking party, with d plentiful growth OF
weedy-looking whiskers, and these he al
lowed to sway in and out of the window with
the gusty zephyrs. OF course, he got none
of the dust and cinders, Tor these always
blow in the seat directly behind. Two nicely
dressed women occupied these unfortunate
quarters, and, after suffering martyrdom for
about 20 minutes, one of them asked the
''open-window fiend'' if he would mind put
ting the window down. No" he replied,
grufly. Its too warm. Ii you don't like it
change your seat
In front OF the man sat travelling man,
who took IN the situation at a s lance. Quick
as a flash he raised his window, and instant
er the flowing facial appendages OF the man
behind began TO perform a most fearful Sc
ries of gyrations. The dust speckled them,
and the wind twisted them. Their owner,
after few moments of such violence, got
red in the face and then put his window
down. A few moments later he leaned over
and asked the other passengers to shut off
the draught in a similar manner, but, to the
intense amusement and qualification of the
balance of the people in the car, who had
watched the little comedy all the way
through, the drummer, without so much as
twinkle of the eye, replied: mol Its too
warm. If you don't like it change your
seat ''-Philadelph Record.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-07-07

peared on the boltsprit, and at the
right moment cast us line. 1 caught
it and made it fast, and we quickly
warped as near as we dared to the
lofty side. The bulwark above US was
now black with heads, and a dark fell
low in q kind Of Dutch rig raised HIM
self on the rail, and from there direct
ed US how to proceed. The fore chains
were too nearly under the towering
house of a foreGeck to serve our turn,
and the captain seemed too Indifferent
to put over a adder, wherefore we
were presently drawn along till we
were near amidships, where, indeed. we
might make shift to scramble up. This
we did, first tying on our backs such
articles of value as we cared to pre-
serve, and when we were over the side
the raft was cast adrift. We then put
down our burdens, and with no little
interest and anxiety fetched a look
about US.
/ may have been bit confused for
a moment, for I find got nothing that
sticks in my memory in that first
glance. But presently I bring back a
crowded deck, most of the faces being
dark, and some persons in handsome
attire standing little way from the
companion, and FOR general surround
ings a short, flush waist of the ship.
poop and foredeck like little castles,
and overhead great but not overneat
and shipmanlike spread of spars and
sails. Immediately tall, dark man in
rough brown clothes, wide, Tapping
hat and Flemish boots pushed out of
the press, and I recognized the person
who had held tho
IF you please, Senior Captain" said
I, stepping to the front and touching
my hat, 1--WE three are escaped from
the English ship Industry, which was
scuttled and sunk" From here went
on and gave him the other chief out
lines of our story. He listened without
comment, and when [ had finished
made a sign to one of his officers and
ordered the ship put upon her course.
He then turned back to us, and from
his cold and rather stern expression I
was not expecting very agreeable or
hospitable answer, when there was
some stir in the crowd, and those in
front stepping aside a tall and stately
| looking gentleman came deliberately
| forward. He was, as one would guess,
about fve-and-ffty years of age, and
was comely in the face. but thin,
| though sturdy and upright in figure.
His dress was uncommonly rich. and
was the most snowy and striking had
seen up to that time.
[ bowed low, somewhat impressed by
| his elegance, and waited with an air of
| Difference for him to speak. I doubted
not he was some rich grandee, and very
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-07-07
SYNOPSIS.

Master Ardick just reached his ma jority
and thrown upon his own resources, after
stating his case to one HOuthwick, a ship
master, is shipped as second mate on the
Industry, bound for Havana. Mr.. Tym,
the Supercargo, describes a sail The strange
vessel gives chase, but is disabled by the
Industry'S guns. In the fray of the
crew is killed and HouthwiclS is seen to fall.
The captain is found to be dead, but the In
dustry is little damaged. Sellinger, first
to secure d new mate. Several days later,
when well out to sea, an English merchant
man is met, whose captain has a letter ad
dressed to jeremiah Hope, at Havana.
The crew of the vessel tell strange tales
of the buccaneer Morgan, who is sailing
under the kings commission to take Pana-
ma. One night little later, the English
vessel having proceeded on her course, a
bit of paper is slipped into Ardick's hand
by one of the sailors. This is found to be a
warning of a mutiny plot headed by Pra-
dey, the wmate. Ardick consults Mr.
lynn. They resolve to secure the mate, but
Pradey, eavesdropping in the cabin, makes
through the door and arouSeS the crew.
Capt. Sellinger joins Ardick and lynn. The
crew break through the now barricaded
door, but are forced to retire, having lost
seven of their number. Finding them
selves now too Short-handed to manage the
boat, Pradey decides to Scuttle and desert
the vessel, taking his men off in the only
available boat. The cap tain, supercargo
and second mate soon discover their plight,
but hastily constructing raft get away
just before their vessel sinks.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-07-07
fro BE Continued
He Draws the Line at His wife.

You may ask Chinese friend about
his mule or donkey, if there be occa-
sion, but at your peril you mention
his wife or daughter. a newly ar
rived American minister discounted
the whole Yamen by forgetting that
such trifiing incident as friend hav-
ing 4 wife must not be referred to in
polite society. With the best inten-
lions the minister remarked that 1.-The
amicable relations between the United
States and China ought to be strength
ened by the fact that a distinguished
Chinese officer had married a pretty
Yankee girl Besides the head of the
department, Prince kung, six gray
headed colleagues were present. The
remark, not noticed the first time, was
repeated Solemn silence ensucd.
broken at last by the princes remark:
ut is fearfully hot to-day.
Telegraph.