New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-11-16
THE TALK OF THE DAT.

LAW Notes" observes: Senator Cogsesna"' oi
the New-York Legislature, intends introoucihs a.
the next session OF that honorable o"oy d Va,
making Dewey Day legal holiday. Inc OH WIN
doubtless pass as will almost anything else ,hs' 10
introduced in the New-York Legislature II we
have m lon off another working day for eacn ne"
hero we had best stick peaceful pursuits else we
sbau soon have nothing but Sundays ana lesai
holidays"
Wise Man-"Great idea that Of Mixes said me
enthusiastic heeler of the better sort ,ituents
saisfied with shaking hands with his con ~ tsm
in the ordinary way. When he meets one OF '"e"i
he grabs both his hands; ,.,,, Ia ,h. cau,,ous
"Aint that rather OVERRIDING it, said the CAUTIOUS
1T might look that way to YOU o but NIKE eows
hands his watch is safe "-Undianapohs journal
A,o,bar ease Of going abroad to get the news.
ro,do, naper said the other day: "New-forK Is
| ON the eve of a fierce social struggle. Inc per
sisterce with which Boss Croker Mayor van
WICK and the other magnates OF lamlany 10"
been ignored by the Vanderhits. the As.ol'' ."o
Gerrys the Goelets. the Livingstones anu wv !,
members Of NETWORKS exclusive -Four huhuIeu
has so called and rrtated the families or the Tut
ror that thew have resolved upon founding ne"
and still more exclusive society OF their OWL
is IN take the sails out of It's rival
u,aetsrn man was on a visit to his eastern n
A Wes snd his host was entertaining him oy
fhG% ss sb ise old id gun said 1T taught me my
first lesson IN a a1tt, Akss curiously.
Father promised to let you shoot 1t on your
next birthday
Point it at your head If you didn't count cor
Nothing of the kind"
Shoot you do not Sey yoq In pierced
Then l give it up the Westerner saio' VII"
oeS Oh s's his cousin replied REFRESHING broad g grin
he laid the gun away and used the rahloo
life
III it were possible says Bishop spalding
Catholic. of Peoria. H.. though do not see
how 1t ever can be. 1t would be right It would De
a duty to prevent half the marriages that take
place People enter into these relations In the same
spirit that they would purchase horse mouse OF
a suit OF clothes. They have no regard Tor the
sacredness Of the relations upon which they enter
Education cannot be preventive OF the necessity
for charity, preventive of pauperism ana CRIME
unless It be education OF love
.WeI" said the red faced man. "the most ex'
Russia One night, when sleghing about ten miles
h04ror my ha Wa being fOowed BY pack Of
wolves ired bndly into the pack ki h tn one
AFTER doing this however they still came on. I
kept on repeating the dose with the same result,
and each occasion gave me an opportunity 10 WHIP
left Yet on II came. with its fierce eyes glaring in
anticipation OF good hot supper. 49,
ner burst forth into At OF laughter.
why man." said he. by your way OF reckon
| ing, that last wolf must have had the rest OF the
| pack inside him.
| All" said the red faced man, now remember.
| 1t did wabble bit'-tIft-Bits.
| Some young women. according to The Philadel-
| phia Record" noticed a foreign looking push
| ing a closed baby carriage. Their curiosity was
| aroused. and of them asked to see the baby
| that completely covered The man hest
tated. but finally succumbed to the girls glances,
| and. unbuttoning the apron. he disclosed small.
| rotund gentleman, with mustache and Napoleon.
| quietly chewing unlighted cigar The girls
were speeches. with surprise and shame for hav-
| ing so intruded on the mans privacy, although he
was a tiny one, under three feet In length He
| graciously pardoned the women as he stroked his
mustache and invited them to see him at the Ex-
| port Exposition, where he had just arrived to be
exhibited Then, bidding them goodby. he ordered
his attendant 10 continue with the daily ride.
4 Severe Summary.-"It's wonderful" said the
man with the solemn air of erudition what a diff
| ference a slight matter will make in the worlds
! estimate of man"
1T isn't so In literature" was the answer. -
man must have merit there
Not necessarily. II he gets his spelling wrong
that's plain ignorance. But II he his facts and
logic all twisted-that's originality "-(Washington
Star