Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1899-03-23
DOOLeY.
On st. Patrick's Day and the English AL
Lance.

| what 1r-re We gon' to do IathriCkS
| Day?' asked MIR. Hennessy.
| 'Pathrick's Day." said Mr.. Dooley.
"Pathcicl's Day? 1t seems to me I've
heard tn name hcfurc. Oh, We name TIL
day tn Irish that hasn't any votes Cilly-
brates tn birth Nv their naytional saint.
who was a Fr-rinchman."
| "Ye know what | name said Mr.. Hen
messy, with rising wrath. Don't ye get
gay with me now"
well" said Mr. Dooley, 81 may cilly-
brate it an | may not. I'm thinkin' iv
savin' mc enthusyasm FIR tn queens
! birthday whiniver 1t is that blessd holt
day comes ar-ruund You see, Hnnissy,
Pathricks Day Is out iv fashion now. a
| few years ago ycd sec tn Prisidnt iv TIL
! United States marchin' down Pnnsylva-
nya Avnoo with tn sreen scar iv tn
Ancient Ordher on his shoulders an n
sEamrockc in his hat Now what is Mack
dom? He's settin in his parlor writin'
lethers 10 tn Queen, be hivins askn' af-
ther hor health He was firm tn north ~
/ Ireland two years ago, an not 30 far
Incrth ayether--iust far enough north ~
| to be on good terms with Derry an not
| far enough to be bad frinds with Lime
rick. He was raised on buttefmlk an
haggis an he dhrank his Irish nate with
"a dash iv orange bitthers in it. Hes been
movn' steadily north since. an If he
keeps on movin' he'll 90 r-round tn globe
an bring up somewhere in tn south iv
England.
An ilhncry cabin Lodge! used to
tnlnh mat illhn,rI would niver dle con-
tint till he'd took tn Prince iv Wales be
tn hair iv tn hcad-an' It's little tn poor
mans got-dnd dhrag him fr'm tn tower
~ London to Kilmainham Jail an hand
MIN over to tn tindher mercies, as Hogan
says ~ Michael Davitt. Thim was tn
DAYS wan yea near ltinhery IN IN slhit
sproadtn' fear to tn hear-rts " tin Brit
lSn uTiStOcrlrV. '(iiutlclnpu.' he SAWS. am
iellow-S' nitors' tn time has come he
says Whlh IN eagle. bufrd ~ freedom
ne US AVN ne says ltS nome Ill TN
mountains ne says, an clrchh ne says
uhuHer IN Joo' hlVlh' ne says IRON
WhCfo' ne says IN PassamaquoddE
rl"'"es INTO Lake Erastus Is. Ropes re
SaNS' - WneIe rows IN oregon ne says
iI III ~ aheS 10 IN Gun ne says II IN
~ N'Iultlc 10 IN racine Where rows TN
Oics"u' nc says an lrfn WY Aineii-
t"h VINO mas IN piood " ms hcestho'S
H,Htrou " tyranny IN ms Veins-your an
'tS'hota an hlhe' Mister McAdoo' nc
says there goes up mute prayer that
~ nation as wan man, frm Bangor,
,idh'c' 70 "neie fowls IN oregon, tha''
ne Guys Is Iul OF salhon "hich Is latci
put up IN cans out mas IN same lhlhreSt
~ az otH'lS III tula queSuoIi' ne say =
mat ne says I'm declndants ~ WASH '-
hsioh an nc says Nv lmmltt, ne says
WlH me hands fr to protect he says
~ CouhSIerieS again IN Ndhual mana ~
III pIi'i9n mt ne says thetel"Te'
NOV SC' MY i rlsIulnt' th'l II 10 III slHSt
~ 'hIS mouse, II amy such there be' th"i
LAY FAY y NohhOr Is Il Er-reatet man
tuau l-oIu odHSperiE' ne says,
Now, Wh'IeS Illhhefy where TN
u-u'u J. eHidH where IN moohHshlcr'
NheIe IN flRohan fallh' ne chahE-
tu ms Vh"ue an us otnrdnserE NahSt
put pro.nt9S now win hlln' an Hailus
acr2st IN sea an INTO somcwans pocket
an lake up IN "hlte man burden AN
nan" il 10 IN 'ooIS' an AN open PACK
o're an Closed trront dure' us IN
S''hc win an ~ thirl. lhey sc me lrlhh.
Joe Nhote. Nhere Il Joe spind IN night
WHISPER IN WIN sor castle. no less, in a
hlSn 'HilrI ~ IN frihce ~ WaIes an TN
n'N HUrn!u Wtln We come uo"n STAIRS
they toi nm IN rlle lam ~ was lute rus
%S, put II ne wanted good time ne
Cuu go uoWh an look Al TN clhhtiY' An
ne uohe IT, ne went out an "ept over
IN grave " IN laiher ~ ms country
Aecr man George washington hlnhisSy'
was ON y Tn steptather
well glory De- IN tunes mas changed
since me irlhd JaWn rlhefty come out w
Tn mouse ~ representatives. an Whih some
W"h asst HMh what was Soih on says:
IN na"t,lh III an put some dam
an WHAT > chansed thln Wen msht
ne saylil twas ike "anst Whih me cousin
Mlhe an Merry man DC Tn name Nv