Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1899-11-24
PAW SEES 4 PARADE.
OR RATHER HE MAKES A DESPERATE
ATTEMPT TO SEE ONE.

ATTEMPT TO SEE ONE.
And Takes Georgia and L1,tlc Albert
Along With Him to Be Impressed
by the Sight, In Which Endeavor
He Is Perfectly Successful.
Me and paw and little Albert went to
See the Bisicul parade Last mite. Nav
and the pupp Coulden't go Becoz NAV
diden't feal we'll and the conductor kick
ed the pupp often the Car Step and paw
Scd he wished Beer Wagon or Sum
thing would Run over the Blame Broot.
Nav Diden't want to Let paw Take
me and little albert for fear Somethin
mite Happen, But paw told Her we OF to
See it.
''They intent never Have anuther
Chanel to Look at Eunything Of this
Kind" paw says, land thay'll Remember
it as Long as thay Live. It's always a
Good thing to Let Children see these
sites. Thay make impressions on Them
that thay Can Talk about when thay
Gro Nd. Or cOrse Don't Care to See it
m;self, But it'll Be graft thing fer the
Boys"
So before We started nav says:
Now. paw. Don't let Emmy Thing
HAPPEN 10 the children in That turrable
Crowd If you Do. Can never forgive
misclf for Trusten you out Alone with
Them
Say" paw says, "Do you no That l
! Lived neerly Thurty years Before you
| got to Takin me out and Iookin after
me? Sometimes Don't Hardly no How
l ever Done it. The way you Talk to me
it Seems Like as if l always OF to Be
! Trottin along Holdin to your Dress fer
! fear mite git Lost in the Graft sitty. |
visit you'd git Over the Habbut Of
thinkin | amt nothin But ninnosunt
| Child Of nature jist often the Farm. |
! amt goin to git scared at no Fire eng inc,
and Don't HIATT to git poleesmun to
Take me acrost the Street for fear mite
Git Run over BY Push cart"
; So when we got Down Town the Furst
thing we new the people was pushin all
around us, and woman with q number
ella Stuck one End of it In paws Stun
mick and Begin to Back up, Becoz the
folks in Front was walkin on Her feat.
"Here," paw Says, lettin go of me and
Little albert and Tryin to Git a Hold of
| the umbrella, Il amt never Done nothin
| to you nor Emmy of your family"
| But She Diden't seem to no He was
talkin to Her, so little Albert asst:
us this the purlade, paw"
No. paw hollered, 'it's noutrage,
| that's what It is. Say, Take that umber-
ella out of me, will you? Blame it, amt
you got Sense enuff to no thay are other
people What Has a Rite to be on
Earth?"
By that time She Got Chanst to turn
around, and she says to paw:
You amt no Gentlemun.''
II amt no Sord swallower neither"
paw says.
Then thay was Large man with Red
dish whiskers turned around and Says to
paw:
whats the matter with you?''
SO paw Got Hold of Little albert
agln. and we went to anuther place
WHARF we Could see Lots and Lots of
people in Front of us.
lis this the purrade now?' little albert
thin goin on out thare in the Street. But
thing goin on out thare in the Street But
l Can't see what it is
By that Time thay was Sumbuddy
made an impresshun on Little Albert and
He Begin to Holler.
Here, Shut up" paw told Him. If
you want to See this purrade you Can't
60 actin Like Baby"
After we stood Thare While paw sed
we Better Hunt Sum Better place, so we
Backed up agin and went around anuther
Block and come out WHARF thay was Hol-
lerin and Cheerin at Sumthn we
couldn't see. Paw got Little Albert on
His Sholders and told me to foller on
Behind, and we got into a Place WHARF
thay Was Pushin and Pulin and Every
little while Sumbuddy would yell to Give
the Wummun air Becoz they was max
in Impresshun on Her.
Paw got tired purity Soon, so He Set
little Albert Down and Clumb up By the
post what Held Sine at the Corner.
Here thay Come, Boys" he says after
He was up tlare about a minnit Gee,
But it's f;:t>.
"N. ?" Little Albert asst.
1.-THE .,. says.
"WeE. ! 81 it," Little Albert
says.
TIE. Lot of poleasmun
Come ans; :. the Crowd to Git
Back. and l.: i. " ouluen't Of Been for me
l CESS poor Little Albert would OF met a
Horra BILE fait But | Hollered out that
we was Gittin killed. and two men picked
US up and the furst Thing we knew we
Was about Block frum thare and paw
Wasen't Emmy whares in site.
Then Little Albert lie begin to Boil
! and | Felt Kind of Lonesum and they
! was mold Lady Come and asst US our
Names and WHARF we Lived and all about
it. But after while paw Come Swettin
and Skroogen thru the Crowd and when
He Seen US He says:
"That's the Last time I'll Ever Bring
you Boys to a purrade. What made you
Run away? Had Place WHARF l mite
| of Seen the Hole thing if it wouldn't Of
Been fer you. Blame it, l never Tride
to Do Kind thing yit But that l got
the worst of it. Come on, Let's so
Home:p
So we went around thru the Back
Streets to WHARF we could git a car, and
when paw went to Pay He give yell
and sed:
''By links, Bin tutched."
1t wasen't no lie heather. His watch
and mummy was gone, and / CESS we
would Be walkin Home yit if nav
Haden't of Give me quarter Before we
Started.
! So when we Got in the House says to