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The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23

cess between sessions, the Governor
shall convene the two houses 3y
proclamation, on notice not exceed
ing sixty days, to fill the same"
1t will be observed that both the
Constitution of the United STATES
and that Of this Commonwealth are
silent as to the manner Of selecting
a Senator to fill the vacancy occurr-
ing during a session OF the Leglsla-
ture, as in the case in the present In
stance, and this has led to the diff
ference OF opinion ON the subject
There seems, however, to be nc
power delegated to the Governor tf
appoint successor TO Senator quay
The Constitution of the United
States does not provide that ne shall
have such prerogative under clrcum'
stances such as exist here, nor does
the State Constitution. In addition,
there is precedent for declaring that
his appointment would be valueless
The United States Senate has decld-
ed in number of cases that claim
ant who came to it with credentials
signed by the Governor OF his State
as his appointee could not havea seat
in that body. So that it is hardly
likely that Governor Stone will APP
point Senator or that his selection
could gain admission to the Senate.
There is no express command OF
the Constitution that there shall be
an extra session of the Legislature
to choose some one to 1.-THE vacancy
in this States representation IN the
Senate, but there is an implied direc-
ton to the Governor to call such
session, and it may be that Governor
Stose will observe it. The views OF
eminent constitutional lawyers sup
port this solution of the matter and
the United States Senate will in all
probability refuse to accept a MEM
Der unless thus chosen, and no other
way seems open to our Chief Ex-
ecutive than to let the Legislature
make an effort it fails to reach an
election before the adjournment OF
this misunderstanding Opha.
len.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
BARRELS OF SAMPLES.
Over Two Hundred Thousand Trial Bot
ties Sent Free by Mail.

Bv special arrangement with the
manufacturers OF that justly famous
Kidney Medicine. DR.. David kenne-
dy's Favorite Remedy, the readers OF
the Posr are enable to obtain trial
hottie and pamphlet Of valuable med
ical advice absolutely free, ny send
ing their full name and address 70
the DR.. DAVID KENNEDY COKPo'
RATION, Rondout, N. Y, aud men,
tion this paper.
or course this involves enormous
expense to the manufactures. but they
have received 80 many gratefui let
ters from those who have been hene'
fitted and cured OF the various dis
eases of the Kidney. Liver Bladder
and Blood. Rheumatism. Dyspepsia
and Chronic Constipation. aud all
weaknesses peculiar to women, that
they willingly send trial hotties to AL
sufferers.
Upon investigation it was found
that 81 per cent OF those who had
used the trial bottle had received
such benefit from it that they p"r'
chased large sized bottles OF their
druggists.
lie luaCter8 nOU uoW stCN "" - ~
how many physicians have failed to
help you. send for a trial bottle "f
this great medicine, it costs yen but
a postal card, aud benefit and cure
will most certainly be the result.
Put some urine in a glass tumbler
and let it stand "a hours; II 1t has a
sediment or if it is pale or discolored,
milky or cloudy, stringy or rcpy.yonr
Kidneys or Bladder are in a bad con-
dition' DR.. David Kennedy's Favor
ite Remedy speedily cures such dan
gerous symptoms as pain in the back,
inability to hold urine, burning
scalding pain in passing il, frequent
desire to urinate, especially NJ night,
the staining of linen by your urine
and all the unpleasant and dangerous
effects Oh the system produced by the
use Of whiskey, wine or beer, Dr.
David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy it
sold at all drug stores at $l.W for Il
large bottle six bottles for ~.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23

The Selinsgrove Times charges us
with being one of the men who in,
sisted that Senator Hummel should
be candidate for Congress against
Mahon. We have also learned quite
recently that Senator Hummel in
MS last campaign had concocted that
story and used it to gain votes. He
toldit whereverhe thought it would
help him. 1t did him no good and
itserved him right as it was false
hood of the first water. Senator
Hummel needed no encouragement
TO be candidate for Congress. At
the opening of the last compaign
Senator Hummel called at the Posi-
printing office two or three times a
week trying to get us toconsent to
support him, which we refused to do
us Senator Hummel well knows. 1t
is now time for Editor Lesher to be
sure before he makes charge of
that character.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
CnnmberlMin's Cough Remedy.

This remegy is intended especially
for coughs, colds, Group, whoopine
cough and influenza. It has become
famous for it's cures of these diseas.
es, over large part of the civilized
world. The most flattering testi-
monials have bean received, giving
accounts of it's good works. of the
aggrava.ing and persistent coughs It
has cnred; of severe colds that have
Welded promptly to its soothing ef-
fects, and of the dangerous attacks
of Group it has cured, often saving
the life of the child. The extensive
use of it for whooying cough has
shown that it robs that disease from
all dangerous consequences. For sale
by all Druggists.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23

G. Mover of Mt. Union is visiting
her many friends in this vicinity.
Rev. Williams preached his farewell
sermon in the Methodist church on
Sunday. . Isaac Smith made a bust
ness trip to Harrisburg last week..
Chas. Shirey of Mifflinburg moved
into c. b. Winners house and John
Getz from Ammon Bashoar's house
into the one owned by j. T. Binga.
man.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
ORDINANCE NO. 34.

AN ORDINANCE, Granting permission U
the Spring Telephone Company IT, erect ant
maintain its Telephone Line In the Borough o.
Middleburg. Snyder County. pennsylvania.
section 1. cit ordained by the Town Coun
ell OF tn" Borough Of Mddeburg, IN Town Coun
ell assembled, and IL is hereby enacted and or
daned by authority OF the same, that permission
he and the same is hereby granted to the Spring
Telephone Company TO erect poles ana run wires
on the same over or under any OF the Alleys OF
Lanes OF this Borough, for the purpose OF trans.
acting general Telephone business, ana tne
same from time TO time alter, renew ana repair.
section =. Poles car not be placed upon any
OF the Streets OF the said Borough, except where
there are 40 Alleys TO approach the Town. or
when impossible TO cross the Town by Alley OF
Lane.
section 8. Said poles shall be straight and
barked, and shall be painted at east fifteen feet
from the ground up, with not less than two coats
Of paipt, such as the Street Committee OF said
Borough may direct. The location OF the line and
poles shall be under the supervision OF the said
sary at any time In the Judgment OF said Com
mittee to change the location OF any OF the poles,
the said Spring Telephone Company shall imme-
diately upon notice from said Committee make
the desired change or changes at the cost and
expense OF the said Spring Telephone Company.
section 4. The said Telephone Company,
before entering upon any or the Streets. Alleys
constructing or erecting poles to said Telephone
Line, shall enter into bond In the SUM OF One
Thousand Isl. .oO0) Dollars to the said Borough,
10 bo approved by the Town Council. condition.
ed for the payment OF all damages Occasfoned by
the construction OF said Telephone Line, and
also conditioned that the streets, alleys and
lanes be left In as good condition as they were
before entering upon the same for the purpose
Of constructing said Telephone Line.
Section s. Members of Council shall have
the free use Of said Telephone Line, for sending
and receiving messages over the same for all
municipal purposes, as long as said line shall be
maintained.
Section 9. The provisions Of this ordinance
shall be formally accepted by said Company. and
In default OF such acceptance the same shall be
null and void.
Section 2. II the said Telephone Line is not
in full operation within one year from date OF
the passage Of this ordinance, the same shall be
nulland void.
Passed at Special meeting Of the Town Coun.
ell March 18th, 1892
IC, STETLER, ID. 7. RHOAl,S,
Secretary. President.
March 18th. 1899, the above ordindnce having
been passed by Town Council and the same hav-
ing been duly presented to me for my approval
or disapproval, hereby approve the same.
J. +. RElTZ,
Chief Burgess.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
AUDITORS NOTICE.

In the Estate Of In the Orphans Court
Nathan Arbogast, decd OF Snyder Co.. Pa.
Notice Is hereby given that the undersigned
Auditor appointed by said Court to make distri.
button Of the balance appearing in the account
filed, to and among the parties legally entitled.
will Sit for that purpose at the Washington Ho
tel at Middleburg. Pa, on Tuesday, April lS
is99 at II O'Clock A. NJ, where ali parties in In
terest are requested to present their claims le
gally authenticated and In consonance with the
Rules OF Court, or be forever debarred from par
ticipating In SAID fund.-
W. E. HoUsEwoRTH.
March &C. 1999 Auditor.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
STATE OF ONO. CITY OF TOLEDO. Ga
LUCAS COUNTY,

STATE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO, G..
LUCAS COUNTY,
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he Is the
senior partner Of the firm Of +. J. CHENRy q Co.
doing business In the City OF Toledo. county AID
state aforesaid, and that said nrm VIII pay tne
sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for eacu and
every case II CATARRH that cannot be cured py
the use of HALLS CArARRH CURE
FRANK J. CAENEY,
Sworn 10 before me and subscribed IN my pres
ence, this 9th day Of December. A. d. l89o
A. w. GLEASON,
SEAL Notary Public.
'o,~l
Halls Catarrh cure II taken internaliy. anu
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system. Send for testimonials. Tree.
FL CHENEY & CO.. Toleoo, y.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the Dest.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23

A vote made with a lie by a poll
tician after office is considered a
cheaper vote than the one purchased
with a five-dollar bill. The only
difference is, the politician pays for
the latter while some one else pays
for the other.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23

The battle between Profs. Bower
sox and Walborn for tie county SUI
perintendency is now on in full force.
Speeches at publicmeetingsare quite
a prominent feature of the canvass.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
Naturally Nervous.

whats the trouble with the tsle-
phone OPERATOR" asked the visitor at
the exchange. "She seems terribly agi-
tated."
"You can't blame her." answered the
superintendent. "she has just con-
nected two army officers. s."-Washing-
ton Star.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
Elkhart Normal School
and Business institute.

The Elkhart Normal Shool and
Business Institute offers thorough
courses, methods, and instructions
in Pedagogy, Book keeping, Steno-
graphy. Penmanship, Darwing. Ell
ocution and Oratory, and Physical
Culture, and a. the lowest rates for
tuition and board. Students can
enter at any time. Circular, blotter,
and q copy Educational News for
for an application, address. DR.. II.
A. Numaw. Sec'y, Elkhart. Ind.
3.23. .2m.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
WANTED

A Reliable man for Manager OF
Branch Office which wish to open
in this vicinity, If your record is O.
K. here is o good opening. Kindly
mention the PosT when writing.
A. T. MORRIS. CINCINNATI, o.
Illustrated catalogue 4 cts. postage.
29.6t.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
Positively . Mystery.

PoHftiveIy o Mystery.
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-Did you mail that
letter l gave you yesterday morning,
John?
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-Well, to tell the
truth, didn't mail It in the morning,
because couldn't + find a letter box; but
I mailed it on my way home last night.
II don't see how you could find box
then, John. n."-Yonkers Statesman.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
Thursday, March %, 1899.
Republican, Standing Committee.

The Selinsgrove Times can curse
Quay with one breath and in the
next lick the hand of one of his sup
pOrters.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
What Mother Wanted,

A small boy entered grocer's shop
With a pot in his hand. and placing the
pot on the counter the following dia-
logue took place:
Small Boy-Will You let my mother
have a pound Of treacle, and she'll pay
you on Saturday?
Aasistaut-Tell your mother We don't
give credit.
Small Boy-She doesn't t want credit
she wants pound of treacle.- Bits.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
An Ideal Customer,

An l0eal customer.
"Whcn l goes a-shopping," says an
old lady, II alters asks for what wants,
and il they have it and it is cheap, and
it's suitable, and feel inclined to take
it. and it can't be got at any place for
less, l must alters take it without chat
fering all day as most people do."-Tt-
Rita
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23

CLVI FOR 10c SILVER or 12c STAMPS.
Nhl will send a handsome FOUNTAIN
PEN. solid gold. Nothing beats It. Tremend-
Box ls5, Guyandoldt, Va. s-le.sm.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23

Fweddy's Blunder.
He hurriedly dressed and went downtown
Wearing a gorgeous teck.
But he saw as he glanced in q looking
glass
That In his haste he had put-alasI-
A cuff around his neck!
Chicago Tribune
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
ADAMSBUkG.
(TsO late for last issue.)

Bruce II. Grouse of Middleburg
spent Sunday at this place. Mrs.
VIM. Klose isseriously i'll with an
attack of the grip. .Phares Bach
man and wife OF Vira were guests
of Mrs. Chas. Arbogast last week
......W. f. Keller of G. p. c spent
several days at home. Miss Car
ric Middleswarth entertained about
fifty other friends at a party last
Monday evening. Mrs. James
Keller was visiting in Middleburgh
last week. Miss ellieSmith left
for Lewistown OH Thursday where
she is learning the millinery art. .....
Geo. Schoch of Selinsgrove made
business visit to this place. .....
Hiram Siegfried of Selinsgrove call
ed on friends on Monday evening".
VIM. Kearns of Beavertown was
entertained by his brother John on
Sunday. VIM. Roush of Boston,
Mass, is visiting his sister, Carrie
......... Ralph, son of Jacob Felker,
while playing with pencil, fell and
ran it in his throat, severely injur-
ing him.. e. Miss Cora Raught of
Sieglerville is visiting her parents
Communion services will be
held in the Lutheran church on
Easter morning, April 2.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23
Dest she Could DO.

Best She Could Do.
She always had said she was going to We'd
A man who had rocks" to spare,
But / wasn't surprised when she eompre-
missed
On fellow with sandy hair.
Il. A. w. Bulletin.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23

The mission band composed ofC.
II. Haas, M. II. Fisher, G. B. Her.
man, H. Hoover and VIM. Derr
from Susquehanna University, held
meetings in the Lutheran church on
Saturday and Sunday. The meet
ings were all attended by large and
appreciative audiences. We trust
that the good seed which have been
sown may bring forth practical
fruits. Jesse Ewig, who has beer
very ill with appendicitis, is slowly
recovering under the excellent care
of DR.. G. G. Smith. ... .Messrs
Romig and Felker spent Sunday il
Mcclure. .Ammon Smith moved
on Jacob Riegle's farm. ;. j. B
Spangler took the inventory of thu
stock of Felker and Herbster il
Mcclure last week. Mrs. Johr
Lloyd has gone to Philadelphia t.
one Of the hospitals, to receive
treatment for her eyes. Mrs. ].
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-23

The Egyptian horseman is locking
for the Turk. Can you find him.
Heitere Welt.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1899-08-23

Gru Ihomien tit iraplt meo at aere
ct bps9eIi9t 8erelie | Stano til 8ous
line, inoen bun nelte Mor9en tibli9
to9 ino ior at bente benoe. @eOr9
mooto9 benoe 9l9oesltrnalenoe / @ooos
ireos Ger. .Qa 9ante, bu fan life tro,
buor ie9 boloer nf YOuline, Ri funne
iaa 9oot innffe iommen, "a, boor jes
sl9oer mig III at iaa benoe meo bjem. "
,Men. bpor er pi9ebnrnet," ipnrgte
5ru 3bomien. oa bun bauoe iaaet 9eiet
al.
@eOrg leb no ct gjeb1if Os fom til=
base meo en- bles. nn9 gise, Der par
9anIfe un6erli9 ouer al ben Staos, Der
9ioroes At 6enoe. 5ru 9bomien CAB
benoe en- mooerlis Omfnpnelie, os |
noseu lib itntes bet lille Bere1Ie at
u9re / fuloIt9nois Oprsr, fabian en-
Snntten, 8reoeu o9 aatier bar Der.
Senere ben paa 8agen git be ben
for at ie oct lille 8arelie, buor poullne
bapoe boet. Oct bar n9Iten tomt, en-
Maoras / bet enc pjgrne meo no9le
Iapper ombDe9elis breot no ooer ben,
men in9en Sens; en- faloef9rois Siol,
ct Boro os Ell 8asie uosjoroe bet Du'
rise 8obnoe. Eesnben families Der ei
Bar 8e9er, Ell Sop, en- Staal, en- liae
@rpoe o9 en- ajebel,
gStaftels Barn, bun bar life meset
at Hptte." iasoe 3bomien, nj ta9e 3d.
serue meo os % ienoe guo eiter aas:
len, 8eiten Tan Stat faa, poullne bebg-
per bet life MI.
ct Qar 3nse ienere forlob 9bom=
lens. @eor9 os Pculine 2Onoor. gnu
9iemturen fortalte @eors meo iterlte
Spsr ON aft, bpao Der ianotes al ber'
li9e 1ins roe paa @aaroen, ON Sfopen
o9 gn9ene, ON 9rofaii % Ssniere, oS
inoen be nnaeoe bjeni, bar gouline
n9iten lise iaa optaget berai lom ban.
9an uiloe itrats baue bait fin Ssiter
meo runot / Guaro og Qaue, men Cru
Ibomien, Der iau, buor bles os trai
bun par eiter 6eiien. mente oct bar beorf
at oente I'll / Morsen. @eor9 bauot
imIolertio iuseu Ro pao fig, ban maattt
uo meb i'm sleoelise 0pbeb til aarlt
% Greuse. % ON bet iaa par 9rofait
III ban ben meo.
"a ban ennelis Tom ino, iao be an
ore dQereoe ueo Aitensboroet, og tn9er
bar iiftert tattet Serren lnoerlisere iO'
bans %oiounoerlise ,sgrelier, enb Der
life 6amllie. Der ben Qiten TAB iamler
/ Spiieituen paa G%n99aaroen.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1899-08-23
: @errens 0aamo.

Ser Ge oenne lile Natiommerfigl,
lom jeg bar opb9nst / ben ior9plote
Ramme ber2 sc en- Gang nsie paa
ben, ben bar frelit mig o9 ouer tire 9un'
oreoe andre ira ben pisie Osb". Set
par paa 5ernueislinien meaen Chicago
o9 Tep g)orf, buor Ri baooe ct Opholo,
ioroi ct 6~tstratos ituloe iorbl os. Seq
par traaot ben iii Wnifiniiten, iom lab
pua 9otomotiuet; jes beo BAN en- Cigar,
o9 ban ino6so mig til at tr9oe narmere,
% oa par oct. je9 lit ben Lille CONNER
iugl at ie. ,9uOrleoe8 funoe bette life
8nr reobe lan mango Menuelfers 2iu2"
ipur9te jes f%orunoret. rs Cubs
6oano er bet liue oite fort % fan bru
ees / bans 9jeneite; pi baue lib not.
inben 1oset fommer, bar De 2pit Ill at
bsre, iaa ifal ies fOrt9ae, buoroan bet
git TT -. Seq iatie mig ito / an'
peen, os acknowledgement be9pnote fin
5ort9lIn9:
,Get er life fort oper ct Gar iioen
jes iorte bette 9os o9 bapoe luit bette
Qofomotlo for. Mtin 6Drbgoer bar
Sim 0alfer. ban er en- GOD Jpr, bet er
BAN, Der itaar Der oore peb gelegraf'
ltangen, men ban er me9et ooertroilf %
lror paa 9rgmme % Barrier. Seq
bar Of lib lei al BAN, men MI ipotter
lea bam life mere. Yi forloo Wf. benis
mob ST l ON Natten, % ltuloe benlmob
af. 6 lebe ino / 9. Oct bar en- frps'
telis 9tat, Resnen os Stormen bapoe
faiet belle afienen, % be tiltos meb
buert Winut / 9eiti9beb. % ri foo
peo Maifinrummet, rpiteoe Maitinen I
a[le fine Sammenfcininser. Seq lmurte
nit 9otomotip meb Ole meb itsrite
Ombpsselisbeo 90 iaa efter, ON aft bar
i Oroen. Sim ipite for mig. Stor'
men raiebe. os 8esnen iiprtebe neo /
Strpmme.
y9et bliuer en- fem asriel, 6ranf,"
iasoe Sim, njes uiloe Bnlte, at ri bar
b~elifinoeoe / g." y@r Cub meb os,
saar bet not" iasoe jes, nou ifal life
u9re ensitelie." =
vJes fan life sere for Bet" ipareoe
Sim, eies isler mig iaa unberlis til
Mooe; ies fsler, at Der foreitaar os en-
lllptfe; bet er, io.n ON Der er Blp /
mine 2emmer. = v9i funne lite nn'
bet enb at befale os Sub / Bob, la9be
leg. -
Paa bore SltOs maa man sanl,s
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1899-08-23
Bpnline Glitter

pgOuliue Glitter"
"Qpao for no9et," 9eors ioer op,
gboeoe bu bos Wneam Glitter paa
8ebers Str9oe?"
ga, men bun oeoe, fenoer ou benbe24
y4a. blio Der Dos 3iaf, mems leg
benter pr. @Oobfreo," BAD @eor9 iuris;
vtou mig at blioe Der"
80, leg ifol not bIioe, men boor.
for?"
Men @eUrs q borte.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1899-08-23

Wrs. gSiusieip's @ otbima Gt'rbp
n 1t oammtlt. eobi prepet 9ltibbei. ION t.oter bu
Mar bar p,srst brust Of " lioner Mssre for ~ $
Smaab5tn I 1anoperioDsn meo fnlefomnfi
Sutces. Eei ~betolietr gorn.i, bIeopisr enHnsgsr..
Eorminbffer Peiqnbeiien, tulmer emerten, belbrettf
9intsolit, bal en- mteet b~tbaaelig Gmae o. er h;
bebits Wi6hei mob Tiarhcs. Soln's ri 9 riaaiNfr
operali | Qsrtsr. 0siisn &c % Sents- Jiatfen.
suit at iorlanqe Mrs. gNtusloms 2npftins
znrmp ~ ial ingsn orssn @lrss, Ia ptctIc ri
6nDs BEN at pare ben b.bite ytsbiein | 2anbpsrietsn
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1899-08-23
GET SILK DRESS FREE!

The old reliable puhishers of the we'll knoNna md highly interesting Family Maya
zine to ADVERTISED are offering banesomc sill Dtsas full l0to Is yards This ofe is
open to an Teiahle person who will send FORT at once and promise to how it with
the paper II you wish o take ant OF above SIR dress offer, you must first
send p Cens silver or postage shmps-o pay for handln and postage on the
paper we send three months on trial, an you will receives it by return mail.
Mrs PhoeteN Nash niamstoWn. q. writes: lust received the black silk r@s1 ID
.yardsyo O sent me- h quahtyis agnihcent thank ou Thousand tmeso over
Mrs Eliza Brown, New Haven, Conn writes: scarcely believed it but this mon.
sendngA one. Iii certainly beautiful and 1 will do ali lean for you paper.
We can SHOW proof of thousands of dresses given way to those Ia have an
=swered our dverisemen All dresses sent promptly. Address;
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-11-30

"Isn't there lots of kinds of
doctors?" asked the disciple of
cheerupathy; "there areallopaths
and homeopaths, osteopaths and
-" eyes" answered the dys-
peptic gloomily, ''all paths lead
but to the grave"
Lady-"You oughtto beasham-
ed to admit that you can't find
anythingJto do when the papers
say they want thousands of farm
hands out west" Sandy Pixies
-"Farm hands? Why, | amt
got farm hands, lady. Use got
city hands. "
Mrs. Anna Carl, of Hancock,
widow of Mr.. d. A. Carl, receiv-
ed from Camp No; 18 P. O. S. of
A. 1875. This benefit is given to
all widows of deceased members.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-11-30

The maddest man in Platt
county, Neb., lives at Humphrey.
He attended Il social, and during
the evening the ladies inaugural
ed a hugging bee, the.proceeds to
go to the Sunday school.
Prices were graded according
to the person hugged. For in
stance, for hugging young, in
experienced girl the bidder had
to give 10 cents, married women
brought ID cents and widows a
quarter, Well, the man was
blindfolded and, giving up 10
cents, he said he would take II
married woman.
After he had hugged Is cents
worth the bandage was removed
from his eyes, and 10 and behold
he had been hugging his own
wife. Then he kicked and want
ed his Is cents back.