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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02

The box in the fire engine house indi-
oates when the alarm Is turned in the
neighborhood of tfH blaze. But the driv-
ers Of the engine and hose cart and hook
and ladder wagon rely upon the small boy
and the man on the street who has moth
ing to do to learn the exact place. When
the drivers get within two or three blocks
of the fire, they look for the small boy
who has come to meet them. He swings
his cap and shouts, and the man on the
nearest corner to the fire points the way
Ind yells to the drivers In some cases the
number Of the building. In case Of a false
alarm this small boy often shouts to the
driver of the engine to slow up, ah the fire
is of. and the driver nearly always takes
his word.
"1've been driving ten years from this
house," said the mar who had unhitohed
after q fool run, ''and I never had one Of
them gamins or anybody else give me the
wrong steer. You know the old story
about the fairies being good to the Irishf
Well, everybody's square with lremen."-
New York Sun.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
The Americans as Fighters.

The Americans know how to fight
they have already proved several times.
They have always fought right and for
right. that's the reason. America is
Ike her famous household remedy
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. For half
a century this great remedy has been
restoring strength to weak stomachs,
vigor to tired nerves, and health and
strength to the whole body. It's repu-
tation has steadily advanced in spite of
hundreds of limitations. SO long as dis
ease lives in the world so long will Hos
letters Stomach Bitters live to cure it.
If You are troubled with constipation,
Indigestion, biiousness, or if your kid
news have been overworked, try Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters, 1t will cure you.
Ii O are well take it to keep You SO.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02

The ancients believed that rheuma-
tism was the work of a demon within Il
man. Any II who has had an attack
Of sciatic or inflammatory rheumatism
will agree that the infliction is demo-
MAC enough to warrant the belief. 1t
has never been claimed that Chamber
lain's Pain Balm would cast out demons,
but it will cure rheumatism, and hun
dreds bear testimony to the truth of this
statement. One application relieves
the pain, and this quick relief which it
affords is alone worth many times it
cost. For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
Milk!

Twas a warm October night and the
%silvery moon cast glimmering shadows
about the woody glen, through which
the ripping brook tumbled on toward
the Raritan canal. He was but a fresh
man, and she-fair one-was the buxom
daughter of a tiller of the soil. They
had met at a harvest home.
"Chauncey," she lisped, with the
sweetest of Jersey accents, why do
they call that the milky way?" And she
turned her light green eyes toward the
heavens.
"Lizzie," he cried in ardent tones as
he clasped her to his breast, sit is be-
cause the stars are condensed there"
Just then the moon went out
Princeton Tiger.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02

consider it not only a pleasure but a
duty owe to my neighbors to tell about
the wonderful cur affected in my case
by the use of Chamberlain's Collie, Chol-
era and Diaarhoea Remedy. l was
taken very badly with fux and procured
a bottle of this remedy. A few doses
of it effected a permanent cure. take
pleasure in recommending it to Others
suffering from that dreadful disease
j. W.. LYNCH, Dorr, W. Va. This RENE
dy is sold by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
A FOLLOWER OF MEAsLEs.-In man

instances a persistent cough follows an
attack of measles. In speaking of this
Mr.. Walter B. Beel, editor of the Elkin
IN. c. Times, says: ''Three weeks ago
| had an attack of measles which left
me with a bad cough. l took several
doses of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
and the cough has entirely disappeared.
! consider Chamberlain's medicines the
best on the market" For sale by A. G..
Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
RIO GRANDE { SANTA T,
AND
DENVER & RIO GRANDE R, R.
The Scenic Route OF the World.
Time Table No. 40.
effective January Is, 1897

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
cas- nd west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & @. @. r. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
YER v It'll all Missouri river lines for all
poin $ east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in sleepers from
Alamosa If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. j. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M
s. K. HOOPER, G.. P A.,
Den YER Coin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
PECos VALLEY { NORTHEASTERN RY
Central Time)


Train No. 1 leaves Pecos daily $3.50 o.
M, arrives Eddy s:35 a. M, Roswell
1855 p. M, Amarillo 1890 p. M, con-
Meeting with A., I. & s. F. and F. w.
& D. G. Rys.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily 1850
q. M, arrives Roswell 1855 p. M, Eddy
5:55 p. M, Pecos 1920 p. m. connecting
with the Texas & Pacific Ry.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oaks and
Nogal, N. M, leave Roswell, N. M,
daily except Sunday at 7 q. m.
For low rates, for information regard.
ing the Of this valley, prices
Of lands, etc, address
-. n. NICHOLS
General Manager,
DON D. D0MAHUD, 1ddy, n. n.
Gen. Frt. and Pass. Agent.
EDDY, n. II.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
An Epidemic of Whooping Cough.

Last winter during an epidemic OF
whooping cough my children contracted
the disease, having severe coughing
spells. We had used Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy very successfully fol
Group and naturally turned to it at that
time and found it relieved the Group and
effected a complete cure, JOHN Il.
CLIFFORD, Proprietor Norwood House,
Norwood. N. Y. This remedy is fol
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
Immediate Choice Of Evils.

"Hold up your hands," hoarsely com
handed the footpad, pointing a revolver
at the head of HIS victim.
II WON'T" responded the victim. I've
got q vaccination sore on one arm and
the rheumatism in the other. Shoot Il
you want to, blame your
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
You Cant Blame Them.

Yeast-l can't understand why it is
with all the agents sent out by the United
States, that the Indians do not become
civilized.
Crimsonbeak-Why, they do become
civilized, but when the agents borrow
money from them and neglect to pay il,
back the Indians become wild again
Yonkers Statesman
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
Glaring Exception.

"Talk about men being punished in
this life for their misdeeds!" exclaimed
Civilians.
"Well, what new light have you got
On that subject?" asked Stint.
Didn't you read about that tornado
out west a few weeks ago that struck a
train and upset a car? The only man
in it who wasn't hurt was the baggage
man. "-Chioago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
The Way to Do It.

Tightist-I've been as far as the
door of the dentists Office three times,
but can't get up the courage to 60 in.
Watts-Ill tell you what to do; send
the money down in advance. That will
make you desperate.
-IndianapOlis Journal,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
Real Danger.

The Young Fish-Oh, mother, l see
a fisherman coming. He's got a joint
rod, a silk line, a whole lot of flies and
all sorts of things.
The Old One-Neyer mind him; but if
you should see a little boy with a piece
of string, a bent pin and a tin cali full
of worms. then swim for your life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
Those Girls.

Ethel-Dont you think these photo
graphs flatter me?
Mae-Not half so much as those lovely
ones you had taken last summer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
At Chautauqua Dispute.

First Philosopher-The mill won't
grind with the water that is past.
Second Philosopher-Ever tried it?
That's the way with you-always rush
ing to conclusions without making eX-
periments.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
No Space to Spare.

"What do you give your wife for birth
day presents. Badger?"
"Well, when we make gifts of any
kind, We always buy something to eat
People that live in flats can't afford to ac-
cumulate other things. detroit Free
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
Couldn't Do 1t.

Chief Brigand Cat rehearsal of the Fat
fellow Dramatic society)-Come close,
and l in your ear will whisper.
Chorus-We can hear already, but we
can't come closer. Comic Cuts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
Would b More Accurate.

She-Oh, yes! The predictions are in
this column headed weather Prob
Abilities"
He-That's right! If they called it
weather Possibilities" it wouldn't be so
BAD.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
Superior Knowledge.

Mother, here's that stupid monkey
Of a Bobby doesn't know whether fish
ever go to sleep or not"
"Well, Kitty, l don't know, either.
Goodness gracious! Whatever d'you
s'pose the bed of the sea was made for p
Pick Me Up.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
She Caught Him.

Father-Well, Johnny, what did you
learn in school today?
Johnny ruefnlly-I found out that
the teachers got eyes in the back of her
head.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
Private and Chronic Diseases Of Mer

Men suffering from evil ef
fects of youthful indiscre
tions, syphilis. gonorrhGa
gleet, structure, sexual
weakness, varicocele, un
natural discharges, lost
vitality, failing memory
unftness to marry, blood
skin, kidney or privated
eases, are speedily cured
DIR COOK has spent 81
years of persistent study
and experience in his OWE
practice and among the
largest Eastern hospitals
= -.-s-- AI,- -.- 80 J.n
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02

DOCTOK COOk. in curing this class of dis.
eases and will guarantee you a permanent cure
at moderate cost. He has cured thousands who
thought their cases hopeless. All letters private
Write for question blank. Consultation free,
Medicines sent free from observation
Cook ledical Co. I67s Curtis St .Denver.cei
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
LET YOUR
NEXT TRIP BE
SOUTHWARK! Via the
WABASH
Pi EADINGS


(Forms to conform to Code)
Pattison's Forms Of Pleading,
under the Missouri Code, have
been placed with the New Mex
lean Printing Co. for sale.
A Complete and comprehensive
book Of forms, adopted to the
new Code of Civil Procedure
now In effect In New Mexico.
PART 1. Ordinary Proceedings
In Courts of Record. Part 2.
Attachments Certiorari; Garn-
lshment; Habeas Corpus; In
junction; Mandamus; Mechan.
los Lien; Prohibition; Quo
Warranto and Replevin. Part
8. Miscellaneous. Covering Ad-
vertisements; Afidavits: Arbi-
trations; Assignments; Deposi-
lions; Naturalizations, ETC.. etc.
Bound In full law sheep. De.
livered at any postofice In New
Mexico upon receipt OF pub.
lisher's price, $500. Purchasers
name printed on the book free
Of cost. Address New Mexican
Printing Company. Santa Fe.
y, ".
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02

|kIasl| F.
MI :: 'IT'ARl
effective, Feb. /, 1891

Going East Coming West
Read Down. Read Up.
No. 2. No. %. No. II. No. l.
IL :05 a n :35 p Lv. Santa Fe. Ar. 7:15 p 7:15 p
400 a 10 80 a Ar, Las Vegas. Lv 1880 p 1:10p
7:30a 4:30 a Ar. -. Ration. ...L v IL lis p 900 a
9:20a sos a Ar. Trinidad ..Lv 10 80 a 7:15 o
9:40a 6:28 a Ar. Ell Moro. .Lv1 10 :05 a $3.50 a
u 80 p II 80 p Ar. Pueblo Lv 1880 ......
1892 p 1892 p ArCol. Springs. Lv 500 -.
hMp 500 p Ar. Denver. ..Lv 320a ......
II 80 a 9:05 a Ar. La Junta. Lv 1875 a AIS a
sos p $3.50 p Ar Dodge City Lv Il 80 a 9:40p
7:Na $50 y Ar Kansas City Lv 2:30 IL go a
9:Np 800 p Ar. Chicago ..Lv 2:43 a 10 100 p
son Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sat
urday No. 22's connection will leave Santa Fe
at $3.50 p. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
A Brilliant Example.

A Brilliant Example.
The Father hear you have been
borrowing money from your mother
again.
The Son-Quite proper, papa. You
know the Prince Of Wales does that
same thing. -Yonkers Statesman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
Family Repartee.

"Flour's risen again. observed the old
lady.
"Seems to me everything getting dear
err" said her husband.
YOU'RE not" said the old lady, and
then the wool dew ,-Pick Me Up.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02

small idea of how | was suffering with what
doctors pronounced indigestion and womb
trouble. / had been troubled with my stomach
for four years and with womb trouble about thir-
teen years, or ever since my first baby was borr.
When / wrote to DR.. Pierce ! had such terrible
misery | could not tell how l was suffering.
Sometimes 1 felt that / would rather die than
live. My stomach was all out of order and 1
would belch nearly all the time; nothing l ate
agreed with me. Twas sick at my stomach half
the time; my shoulders ached, my sides hurt, my
legs and arms ached, and was tired and sick all
over. My bowels were either too loose or bound
up all the time. Ihave taken in all seven bottles
Of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and
five of Favorite Prescription also l followed
the advice found in the little book called
Woman and Her Diseases Now doctor, | am
so thankful I wrote you, and for your kind ad,
vice. You were so kind to write me and not
charge me anything for consultation. When l
commenced taking your medicine / weighed one
hundred aud four pounds and now I weigh one
hundred and sixteen, and I am gaining all the
time"
If constipation is also present, DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets should be taken.
They never fail they never grippe. Medi-
cine dealers sell DR.. Pierce's medicines.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
An Object Of Pity

An object Of Pity.
sit is a terrible thing to be nearsight.
3D."
Cant dodge your creditorsa"
THAT'S not the worst. I'm always
walking into the parlor when my wife
has company. "-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-02
The New Mexico Railway & Coal Go.
CONSTRUCTING
The Ell PaSo & Northeastern R'y
AND
The Ell PaSO & Northeastern R. R.

Leaves Ell Paso 1890 a. M; arrives
~Alamogordo 2:30 p. M; leaves 800 p. M;
arrives Ell Paso $3.50 p. m. At Alamo
gordo first-class accommodations can be
had for the famous Sacramento noun
tain country. The train leaving Ell
Paso makes connections with the L. &
P. and A., T. & s. F. For information
regarding freighta and passenger business
apply to A. 5. GREIG,
G. F. & P. A., Ell Paso, Tex
H. ALEXANDER,
Ast's G. F, &P. A., Ell Paso, Tex.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-12-31
1ai1u - Ea91c
Goes Out With Midnight Tonight.
M M MuRDOCK Editor


Tomorrow we commence count off the days OF the
fast wear of the century that last year prove as
prosperous for great American Republic and its people
as has the ninetninth year of the Nineteenth century
which ends with today been year.of glory and Oh
gold of unexapled victories and great honOrs and OF
acquisitions expansion AS national power we are
so much greater when William Mckinley was
sworn in as our chief hardly recog
nze itself typical carcature of Uncle Sam should be
given additional embonpont and the legs Of his trousers
heightened Linked with all these matters for congraua
ton an business recordbreakng produc
ton of field factory together with unpara
eed volume of interstate and international
Every industry felt the stimulus of greater
activity all property advanced while the flow
of money has gone uninterrptedy. Richer by many
millions as people greater as republic, grander
world power prosperous beyond precedent should
in being happy be thankful
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-12-31
Life to be Prolonged Indefinitely.
forbear.

TIE intelligent reader not forgotten the Brown Sc
guard lymph, which to make old new, and
young again. with congenital consequences
guinea pig process failed rniserably, age
has gone on creeping upon Now, however comes the
the lymph manipuIators
great discoveries Professor Mtchnikof
having which will rejuvenate particular
organ whereby the mortal robust vr-
y physical vigor The cause senie arophy
degenerate blood cells noble This
professor unspeakabe has discovered that
they devoured, demonstrated that these
organs atrophed by senty
alive they reylvifed multiplied
thus the organism will grow old and life will
be unquesonaby prolonged cable dispatch tells all the
steps leading up discovery. Ponce de
perpetual youth has last been found
everybody least all those their prime, will be
wanting some the lymph. The baldhead
would be safe as We figure it out dispatch
ordering two, begin with and in tearing
his wl-that is go living and struggling
with the ups OF life further calcu-
late nay lay woe-begone looks
commseration their hearses into family
riages gates to graveyards being nailed
up for good and ALL Every town showing graft
flying increase in popuatSn cutters will be
forced into making consguments, only those viii die
who are killed outright peace congresses become
more All other kinds of killing
IS mere murder incidental.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-12-31

Solomon and the Queen of sheba Abyssnian kings
preparing to take advantage Engands African troubles
to drive the British away the borders of the
Soudan Menelik is genuine Arab, but would have
dreamed that his scandal older than
the Christian civilization and
Potphars wife accused Of having ATTEMPTED
solomons ancestors? The her
seems that she did the quarter of her own
escapade at the capital of Judea That Solomon
hundreds of wives should guilty Iason with
visiting queen is shocking STILL when pres
the Upper Nile proved potent all his wives and
concubines combined And after some thousands of
years here but yesterday
Press announcing that Menelk king of Kings" who
Sheba is going to lick Queen Vctoras of their
boots Solomon his nothing
under the SUM- probably meaning that it old
story SO himself Sheba story father
been unsuspecting public in all time
fear it win solomons memory
British COUSINS who survived centuries
conflicts be finally with humiliation by
scendant of Abraham the surely
Abraham is the Jew. But this solomon's SIM
but is another story involving the scandal
which Hagar, hand-rnaden episode
her baby boy, Ishmael got of it, and
forbear.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-12-31
Southern Kansas Business Men

There Is no close season Tor aavsrt'Tir~
unless the merchant desires a close s.-
son for business. Continuous sever'is-
ing brings the best results, and the wide
awake merchant is satisfied oniF "ltA
the best az everything
As a musician BY continuous practice
kaaos himself from falling or in skill 20
the nerchsnt preserves the fuIi measure
az his traTic By persistent advectisirz
Tn business il Is easier 20 take step
backward tran 70 regain lost ground inc
merchant VINO dlscoutinues advertising
takes the backward step.
The man who wants 70 d bcsirsFs a.
aT seasons should rsruembsr thar - g.
necessary 20 advertise i0cesssntIy. u 81
49,. enough that ~ should yet q share
20 patronage when everybody f. buying
IA should erdeav0r t0 attract customer
A. rrNer times az well Persistert aa-
vertlvirg IS recessary % t1s continued
success % ary business.
Mrs. AcFs-r. 90 WaFns township Pa
safe cr1nty. = J.. 51t tarn m land
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-12-31
The Revival of a Scandal in High Life.

Mere names sometimes preserve traditions OF historical
interest that might otherwise have been The appea
ton OF Pope for instance given TO the Bishop Rome
virtue particular Office is recognized as the
supreme pon the Catholic church Vicar Of Christ
he successor Of Peter temporal prince is derived
from baby-word Papa" il transpires thac
the ruler Aoyssinia, word which mixed IS