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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

By local applications, IS they cannot reach
the diseased portion Of the ear There Is
only one way 10 cure deafness, and that IS
BY constitutional remedies Deafness =
caused by an Iufiamed condition Of the mE-
eous lining Of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube gets indamed yOu have a rumbiing
sound or imperfect hearing, and when It IS
entirely closed deafness Is the result, and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to It's normal con
ditiOn, hearing VIII be destroyed forever;
nine cases Of Of ten are caused by catsTrh,
which Il nothing but an inhamed condition
Of the mucous surfaces
We VIII give One Hundred Dollars for any
case Of Deafness (caused BY catarrh that
cannot be cured BY Halls Catarrh Cure
Send for circulars, free
FL. Cheney & Co, Toledo, o.
Sold BY Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
An chair Of soIIa Gold.

The shah Of Persia owns the most
valuable armchair in the world II Is
Cf solid gold, inlaid with precious
stones. At one time some of the stones
were stolen from one Of the legs of the
chair, and the indignant shah ordered
the arrest of a number Of his servants
and held the keeper Of the furniture re-
sPonsible for the loss, with the intima-
ticn that If the thief were not discCv-
cred the keeper would be beheaGed-
The culprit being eventually found,
was forthwith beheaded and his head
carried on a pole by the imperial body
guard through the streets of Teneran-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
TWO GRATEFUL WOMEN
Restored to Health by Lydia z.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound-
"Can Do Ny Own Work"
Mrs PATRICK DAEEHY,
West Winsted, Conn, writes:

Mrs. PATRICK DAEEHY,
West Winsted, Conn, writes:
"DEAR Mrs. PNKHAM;-It is with
pleasure that I write TO you of the
benefit I have derived from using your
wonderful Vegetable Compound Twas
very III, suffered with female weak
ness and displacement Of the womb. =
observation-disclosures night, had TO walk
the floor, I suffered so with pain IN my
side and small Of my back Was trOu-
bled with blOating, and at times would
faint away; had a terrible pain IN my
heart, bad taste In my mouth all the
time and would vOmit; butnOyv, thanks
to Mrs Pinkham and her Vegetable
Compound, feel well and sleep well,
can do my work without feeling tired
do not bloat OF have any trouble
whatever.
81 sincerely thank you for the good
advice you gave me and for what your
medicine has done for me-"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
Florida Air Line.

The Louisville Air Line has inaugurated
for the season through sleeping car route to
Jacksonville, Fla, IN connection with the
Southern Railway, Queen & Crescent Route
and Florida and Central Peninsular railroad,
passing through the important cities OF
Louisville, Lexington Chattanooga, At
lanta, Macon. This line affords passengers
for Florida trip via Asheville, n. C., the
greatest American all-year-arOund resort.
Correspondence solicited and information
promptly furnished R A Campbell, Gen
eral Passenger Agent, st. Louis, No.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
GEORGES Raise.

There are several children IN the family,
and they were talking OF their garden
Il am going to plant the seeds Uncle
John gave me" said one, and raise the
most beautiful flowers"
r al am going to raise pinks and violets, y
said another
'.And I'm going 70 raise tube roses" said
the third
But the little boy said nothing
He had no seeds to plant
And presently his mother. noticed that
he took no part IN the chatter, and her
heart smote her
"And what is George going to raise?''
she asked.
Perhaps Georges lip trembled, but his
voice didn't.
90" he said. stoutIy, ct guess I can
raise a worm OF twO."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
his Preference

my boy they said TO him warning
IN. shes too smooth. She'll fool YOU
every time She's one Of those sweet,
clever little women who know Just how
to manage men If you. marry her,
she'll be the boss"
well, he replied slowly, from what
I have seen Of matrimony it is a ques-
ton Of being handled with a club or
with taffy, and for my part / prefer the
taffy-"
And theire engagement Eas announced
shortly afferwHrdi -ChicagR Pest.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
Germnnr nnd 20 lIInnr.

It Is inevitable that Asia Minor shall even
tually pass from the possession Of Moham-
mechanism, and whether Germany accom-
plishes the task OF not, the Sultan must yield
to Christian nation. 1t Is Just as inevitable
that diseases of the digestive organs must
yield to Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. The
disorders of this kind are usually called dys-
pepsia, constipation and biliOusness- The
Bitters are equally good for all such COM
plants, regardless Of the name.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

no, sab, It wasn't no fault Of mine dat
quit runnin' sleepin' cab, ," explained the
exporter when asked how he came to lose
Ms Job. HDey Jest went to work and made
9 mistake"
What sort Of q mistaken
why, one day when / got my silk hat
and dimun pin and lavender trousers on 70
90 into Chicago IN good style dey took me
fur de president Of the road, and de presi-
dent dun-got jealous about IL and bounced
ne on Reckon II was a good thing fur me-
though"
NYou hit another job"
81 did, sab. I lest went to bein' a preach
CT, and Pze found cut dat de pulpit lays way
over q sleepin' cab fur shown of dimuns
and stoh clothes In de one place yOu's bein'
szWn all de time; In de odder, yOu's only
szEn when yOu's maxim up de beds OF
hreshin' somebody's backl"-Boston Globe.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
Try Grain-OI Try Grain-OI

Ask your grocer to-day to show You
that takes the place Of coffee. The children
may drink it without injury as well as the
adult. All who try it ike It. GRAIN-O
has that rich seal brown of Mocha OF Java,
but It Is made from pure grains, and the
most delicate stOmachs receive it without
distress. IA the price Of coffee. Is cts. and
. cts. per package Sold by all grocers.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
~CaunOt Praise It EnOuEh'

Mss GEETIE DUEKU,
franklin, Heb.s writes
81 suffered for some tine with pain
ful and irregular menstruatiOus falling
Of tbs womb and pain n the back. ]
tzied physicians. but fond no relief
"IWas et last psrsuEds5 20 tTT Lyiis
j Fipkham'e Vegetable Ccupc11d,
a15 czzucs praise s. caslQl Scr Eiaas
s. s 5c=e totEz. fe-l lis q nv
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
- - W q - - HIm.

MarvsTille was much excited over
the disappearance Of W R Burroughs,
a pioneer citizen. city clerk, clerk Of
the board Of education and justice Of
the peace His accounts were straight
He left a note TO his wife and
daughters saying they might hear
from him bat would never see him
again
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

ut seems to me, doctor, that your prices
are rather steep"
'TWell, you must bear IN mind that it is
not nv own health for which am running
a sanitarium. "-Indianapol Journal
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
Cannnt M PuniIs IL K,nsas.


The Kansas Live Stock Breeders as,
ISOLATION. at Topeka last week passed
resolutions in favor Of holding a state
fair in Topeka and asking the legisla-
ture to provide for an annual guaraSlty
premium fund Of $50, 600. The fair is
to be under the jurisdiction Of the
state board Of agriculture.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

Employer bly)-"Confound that
bowl He's never around when he is want
ed" Clerk-'sI think it must be hereditary
Golden DAYS
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

Gov. Stanley last week issued an or
der, directed TO the adjutant general,
commanding him to discontinue the
mastering in of any company Of the
Kansas national guard and the issuing
Of supplies Of anv character. All or
ders for election Of officers were cOun-
fernandez
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

ct looks ike rain to-day" said the
affablc miIkman, as he dumped the reg
uIar quart into the pitcher.
1T always does, said the woman, and
the milk man drove of wondering why
some people take such gloomy views Of
eyervthing-keystoue
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
tt Aid the srats Fair.

Bills providing for an appropriation
Of $40. 600 for an annual Kansas state
fair has been introduced in both
branches Of the legislature The bills
were drawn by a committee from the
state board of agriculture.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
Foolish. Indeed.

The Bella nan looks aWfully foolish
when he's proposing.
The Benedict-Yes, and they dare to talk
Y Journal
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

I believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
Information.

Jamie-Pa, what is '1ese majeste?'
Pa-That's the Latin way Of calling a
crowned head blamed chump
Leader
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

The more worthless the man, the better
his health.-Atchison Globe.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

Hereafter we shall be able to show our
teeth without having Europe act as If we
had Just cut them.-Town Topics.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

Go to work on Lumbago as If you intended
to cure 1t. Use St. Jacobs Oil.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

The lead pencil is sometimes hard pushed
to make re-marks.-Chicago Daily News.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

Sudden weather changes bring Soreness
Stiffness. t.Jacobs Oil bringsa prompt cure
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

Well, anyhow, the man at the foot Of the
ladder doesn't have to worry about falling
Off. A. W. Bulletin
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

IF we make the most Of opportunities op-
portunities viii make the most Of us.-L. A.
". Bulletin.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

Cure Rheumatism with St. Jacobs Oil
Promptly. 1t saves money, time, suffering.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

Which Is the harder, to make a million OF
to die and leave it?-TOwn Topics.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

Deep as is the Sciatic nerve, st. Jacob
Oil viii penetrate and cure Sciatica.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
To Cure a Cold fin one Nay
Speculative.

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money If 1t fails to cure. 25c.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

Every woman has a vague idea that an her
husband does every day is to open his office,
read, smoke, and count his money-Ateh-
isOn Globe.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

Something very soothing in the use Of St.
Jacobs Oil for Neuralgia. SubdUes and cures.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

On visiting Niagara for the first time one
is apt to carry away a falls impression
Harlem Life.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
Alfalfa Hay as Pork Producer.

Alfalfa hay Is worth S17 per ton
when fed with Kafir corn TO fattening
hogs, according to experiments made
By the experimental station at the
state agricultural college
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

IF you lend your money you may lose your
friend-but he is generally cheap at the
price.-Town Topics
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

Bad, Worse, Worst Sprain. Good, Better,
Best Remedy-St. Jacobs Oil.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

It is not the best man at a wedding who
gets better half.-N. 0. Picayune.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

How natural It Is for most Of US to think
that other folks are liars.-Wa Washington (Ia.)
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

One OF the Penalties OF Wealth.
IF you are any mans rich kin, his
neighbors have heard all about you.-AtChi-
son Globe.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

'AIistIetoe Is awfully scarce this year, Z"
she said. I'm afraid ma won't be able to
get any"
What's the use?v he asked.
And the sounds which forthwith ensued
indicated that It was absolutely useless
Philadelphia North American.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
Pr0dues Of 20 Cow and $50 Hens.

Lloyd Jones, Of Phillips county, has
30 cows and so hens Last year each
OF his cows earned 81 and each Of his
hens earned 81 cents Valued at SIS,
each Of the cows produced at the rate
Of 81 per cent Of Their own value.
while valued at 3 cents each OF the
hens produced SIS per cent Of her own
value
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
sol[E 80 HAPPENINes.



The republican legislative caucus a8
Topeka nominated ". 7. Morgan, the
young editor Of the Hutchinson News,
for state printer. His principal opPO-
nent was Arthur Capper. Of Topeka
The nomination was made on the third
ballot. Morgan receiving 81 votes; Cop
per, 81; G ". lands, 8, and George
W. Crane, L The legislature, in joint
caucus Tuesday, formally elected Mr..
Morgan to this Office, one Of the most
lucrative In the state.
" y. Morgan was born in Cincinnati In 1888
and is. therefore g years OF age When he
was i've years old he came with his parents 70
Cottonwood Fails. where his father, W A
Morgan. established the Cottonwood Falls
Leader. The elder Morgan served two terms
in the state senate and Still conducts the paper
Billy was raised in the Leader once and
learned the printers trade there In 1881 he
entered the state university graduating four
years later after graduation Morgan became
q reporter for the Lawrence Journal In 1855
he purchased the Strong City Republican,
which he conducted for four years buying the
Emporia Gazette in 1872 -Four years ago he
sold the Gazette 70 VIII White and became
editor and proprietor OF the Hutchinson News,
the paper he still holds The News is recoE-
nized as one OF the strongest and most infiuen-
tial daiiies in western Kansas Mr.. Morgan
was for two years president Of the Kansas Day
club. but was never candidate for q political
position until he entered the race for state
printer this year Mr.. Morgan was married 70
Strong City girl about eight years ago
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20

The state treasurer's Office was not
turned over to Mr.. Grimes at the ap-
pointed time owing to his refusal to
accept s., 600 extra session warrants as
cash. State Auditor Cole advised Mr..
Grimes not to receive them until the
legality of the extra session was de-
termined- There was talk of Mr.. Hef-
febOwer bringing mandamus proceed
ings in the supreme court to require
the state auditor to give him credit for
these warrants This would settle
the matter at once.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
STATE Board OF AEricuIture.

The state board Of agriculture held
its annual meeting at Topeka last
week and it was a most successful
gathering Cos. Stanley delivered the
address Of welcome, ex-GOv. Click,
president Of the board, responding.
Interesting papers were read by men
Of national reputation The report Of
Secretary COburn showed the society
TO be in a lOurishing condition. Off
GERS for the ensuing year were elected
as follows: President, 7. A Hubbard,
Sumner county; vice president Edwin
Taylor, WyandOtte; treasurer, Edwin
Snyder, Jefferson county. Secretary
Coburn viii hold over for another year.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
He FeIgned Insanity.


Francis Moore, alias Lutz, who was
under arrest at Newton for the rape of
a young girl, began to exhibit signs Of
insanity several days previous to his
trial Persons who watched him really
| thought him insane and he was sent
/ TO the OsawatOmie asylum. He es-
capped shortly after and It developed
| that he had played a very clever dodge
/ After a few days he was captured and
will be tried on the criminal charge.
Question OF Trooman's Confirmation.
The legality of the confirmation Of
/ Carl VrOOman, Of Parsons, to be regent
/ of the state agricultural college, will
| be tested In the supreme court. The
/ vote on Mr.. VrOOman's confirmation
| stood: Yeas, IS; nays, I3; not voting,
nine The question Is whether the
state constitution requires in the con-
firmation of officers a majority vote of
/ the whole senate. which is 81, or only
a majority of those present
The First Kansas Legislature.
The first Kansas state legislature
met on the 25th Of March, 1861, nearly
/ IS years ago. The youngest member
| Of the senate was John A. Martin, of
/ Atkinson, who was .. The youngest
member of the house was E D. Thomp-
| son, Of Lawrence, who was of the same
| age. Col Martin, the boy Of the SEN
ate, if now living, would be 81 years
of age
Cannot WhIo Pupils In Kansas.
A jury at Fort Scott found that, IN
/ der the Kansas law. a schOOl-teacher
| has no authority to lay hands on a pu-
Dil for the purpose Of inf1icting cor
| poral punishment, and Frank Hedges
was found guilty of assault and bat
/ terry on one Of his pupils in the Red
| field schools for having punished him.
/ Has Probably Gone TO Join GIIIett-
/ Over two months ago John D. Turk,
/ ingtOn, aged q, a stOckman of southern
/ Crawford county, left home for Kansas
| City, presumably to transact business.
/ He has never been seen or heard from
since. A few days ago a forged note
/ for s., 200 bearing lurking toms fathers
/ signature turned up at a local bank
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-01-20
4 Better Thing.

aood's pile cure siok aeadaehe- &c
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1899-11-03
POSTAL AFFAIRS.

Special to the Register.
WASHINGTON, D. c., November 2.
-Postoffices have been established in
West Virginia at Pad, Roane county,
William H. Dougherty, postmaster, and
at Crawley, Greenbrier county, George
w. Hughart, postmaster. The post
Office at Radcliffe, Putnam county, will
be discontinued November Is, after
which date mail should be sent to Ban
croft. Postmasters commissioned: Ell
bert S. cain, Grove; Henry G. Wood
yard, Windy.
Commencing the 10th instant, a dali
ly, except Sunday, exchange of inner
registered sacks will be come operative
between Pittsburg, Pa, and Sistersville,
w. Va. Sacks to be dispatched via the
Pittsburg and Kenova R. P. O., leaving
Pittsburg at 1850 a. ~, and Sistersville
at 2:90 p. m.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1899-11-03
MOUNDSVILLE.

John Reed, of Wheeling, was in the
city yesterday.
The regular meeting of the City
Council was held last night.
The Grand Army post will have an
open meeting tomorrow evening. AL
are invited to attend the exercises.
The name of the service camp organ
lied here is the w. H. Henrietta.
Twenty-Five names were secured for the
charter.
Mrs. William Sprowls, of Sistersville
visited relatives in the city yesterday.
]. w. Burchinal leaves to-day on a
business trip to Pittsbhrg.
Jesse McCombs is again at the B. &
o. freight Office working extra.
The Christian Endeavor Society OF
the Presbyterian church will hold a
meeting this evening. All are in
vited.
Pat Haley, of Proctor, was in the
city calling on friends yesterday.
Senator Pierson was an arrival in
the city yesterday.
The Seldom Seen Club viii dance
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1899-11-03
AN EXCELLENT MAP.

E. c. Bridgman, of No. 81 Warren
street, New York city, has just pub
llshed a new railroad and county map
of West Virginia, from the latest Off
cial and other authentic sources, adapt
ed for use in institutions of learning,
business offices. etc. 1t is 64x5.6 in
size, finely cOiored and mounted, and
is on the large scale of four miles TO
the inch. The map is perhaps the best
one of this State ever Issued.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1899-11-03

DOVENER AT WASHINGTON.

Special to the Register.
WASHINGTON, D. c., November 2.
Congressman Dovener was a visitor
to the city for two days this week, hav-
ing come here on business with the
various government departments. He
was accompanied by Mrs. Dovener.
The Captain has engaged quarters for
the Congressional season at Willard s
Hotel, the old-time hosiery which has
sheltered SO many noted men and which
will be torn down next year to make
way for modern structure. 1t was
Mr.. Dovener's headquarters during a
portion of the last session.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1899-11-03

CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION
Special TO the Register
WASHINGTON. y. C. November

Special TO the Register.
WASHINGTON, D. c.. November 2.
The civil service commission an
nounces that an examination will be
held at the Sistersville, W. Va, post
Office for the position of clerk carrier
in that Office, on December 6. Appli-
cations will be received until December
l. The examination is open to all, but
residents of the territory served by the
postoffice will be preferred In the ap-
pointmnt. Applications should be
made to the secretary of the board OF
examiners at the SisteEsyille postofica.