Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1899-07-20
HE BURLINGTON FREE PRESS THURSDAY,

man has house to sell, and he tells his
customer it is worth $4,000. Next day
the assessor comes around and the owner
says it is worth $4,000 The govern
ment of the United States took off the
tax from personal income, among other
reasons because so few people would tell
the truth, and many man with an in
come OF hundreds of dollars a day made
statements which seemed to imply he
was about to be handed over to the over
seer of the poor. Careful to pay their
passage from Liverpool to New York, yet
smuggling in their Saratoga trunk ten
silk dresses from Paris and half dozen
watches from Geneva, Switzerland, tell
ing the custom house officer on the wharf,
"There is nothing in that trunk but
wearing apparel" and putting FIVE dol
lar gold piece in his hand to punctuate
the statement.
Described in the text are all those who
are particular never to break the law of
grammar and who want all their Ian
guage an elegant speciment of syntax,
straining out all the inaccuracies of
speech with fine sieve of literary crit
icism, while through their conversation
go Islander and innuendo and profanity
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