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The Hawaiian gazette., 1899-03-07
The BROWN man
Laboucher. Produces a
Parody on Recent Poem.
Does Not Quite Agree wiki kipling
Makes a Plea for the Other
Feilow-ScmG Clever Lines.

NEW YORK.--A London cable to the
World contains the verses in Labou.
heres Truth, parodying Kipllng's
The White Mans Burden" They are
IL follows:
Pile on the brown mans burden,
To crafty your greed;
Go clear away the "niggers"
Who progress would impede;
BE very stern, for truly
T is useless to be mild
With new-caught, sullen peoples.
Half devil and half Chiid.
Pile on the brown mans burden.
And If ye raise his hate,
Meet his Old-fash!Oned reasons
With maXims up to date.
with shells and dumdum bullets
\ hundred times make plain.
The brown mans loss must ever
Imply the white mans gain.
Pile on the brown mans burden.
Compel him TO be free;
Let all your manifestoes
Reek with philanthropy,
And II with heather folly
He dares your will dispute,
Then in the name Of freedom
Don't hesitate 10 shoot.
Pile on tine Drown mans burden.
And II his cry be sore,
That surely need not irk you
You've driven slaves before.
Seize on his ports and pastures,
The fields his people tread;
Co make from them your living,
And mark them with his dead
Pile on'the brown mans burden,
Nor do not deem 1t hard
II you should earn the ranCOr
or those ye yearn 10 guard.
The screaming of your eagle
VIII drown the victims sob
Go on through fire and slaughter;
There's dollars in the job.
Pile on the brown mans burden.
And through the world proclaim
That ye are freedoms agents
There's no more paying game.
And should your own past history
Straight in youy teeth be thrown,
Retort that independence
Is good for whites alone.
Pile on the brown mans burden
With equity have done;
Weak, antiQuated sCruples
Their squeamish course have run.
And though I Is freedoms banner
You're waving in the van,
Reserve for home consumption
The sacred rights of man"
And If by chance ye falter,
Or lag along the course,
II, as the blood flows freely,
Ie feel some slight remorse,
HE ye to Rudyard Kipling,
Imperialism prop,
And bid him. for your comfort,
Turn on his jingO stop.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1899-03-07
a Wedding.

Honolulu sanitarlum was the scene
OF quiet, pretty wedding on Thurs
day evening, when Mr.. Charles John
son and Miss Gertrude Nollmer were
United in marriage by Elder b. L.
Howe. Mr. Johnson came TO 'he Isl
ands about a year ago. and is a pro-
fesslonal nurse. Miss Vollmer arrived
from the States by the $. 5. Moana
the uay OF the wedding The ceremony
was witnessed by number OF friends
in the city and guests at the sanitari-
um. The bride and groom, standing
IN the folding doors between Two tasti-
ly decorated rooms, presented an at
tractiye appearance; while their COM
posure and graceful dignity clIcItcd
the admiration OF an, Refreshments
were served on the spacious and il-
Illuminated lanai. Mr johnson Is q
very amiablo young man, and possess,
90 the esteem OF all who know him
Mrs. Johnson, though a stranger "a
most OF the guests, presented such
evidence 10 her new acqualntances by
her aifable and dlgnihed manner that
they have gained friend OF worth
The Hawaiian gazette., 1899-03-07
IN THE SOUDAN
There May be Another Opportunity for
Fighting Kitchener"

There May be Another opportunity LOT
Fighting Kitchener"
LONDON, Feb. 22.--According to a
special dispatch from Cairo, the dis
queting news has been received there
that the Khalifa, at the head OF greatly
augmented forces, is marching on the
Nile. -
CAIRO, Feb. 22.--The Khal!fa has
left SAer-Kella and is moving north
ward with a considerable force. lie
has been fercely raldlng the Arabs
along the route, and the latter have
Decome pInic-stHken.
Major McDonald, the head Of the
British expedition which has been ex-
ploring East Africa, has started for
Omdurman, and Major Hunter, the re.
Gently appointed Governor Of omdur-
man, and other British officers on a
fnrlough, have been recalled.
LONDON. Feb. 23.-The Daily News
publishes the following dispatch from
The Hawaiian gazette., 1899-03-07
KAMS WIN AGAIN
Punahou's Baseball Team
Given a Drubbing.
vanuulshsd By "a score of ~ 20 ?
kafns Now Have Two Games
out 81 Three

namebameha won the third game OF
the intercollegiate series by a score
Of 1G to 2 This puts two games TO their
credit.
The game Saturday was almos; fea-
ureless There was never any doubt
.as to who would win, the only question
being by how many runs Punahou
would be beaten. The Kan boys out
elasscd their opponents at every Stage
OF the game Their pitcher was effec-
tive and had the ball under good con-
troll Their fielding, while not gilt-edg-
ed, did not disclose the many strik-
ing and incxcusable errors OF Puma
hOu. Bnt 1t was at the bat that the
Kams excolled. They hit the ball hard
and often. Il would take a frs; class
fielding team to stand before such a
fusilade OF hits and shut OFF runs The
general team work OF the Kams show
ed great Improvement and the benefit
OF practice
PunahOu played good game Tor
the first two innings, after that they
went TO pieces. Perry put up good ball
behind the bat, considering that he
has had only a few days practice in
that position. Punahou was shut out
for seven innings, Kamehapeha was
shut out in two. Following was the
line up:
Punahou--J. Soper LIST base, Ahfook
3rd base, Gay let field, Babbitt pitcher,
Perry catcher. Richardson center field,
w. Soper right field. Berry 2nd base,
short stop.
Kamehameha--F. Coskett 1st base,
Burgess srd base, Kalua left field, Reu-
ter pitcher, Kekeuewa, catcher, Mahoe
center field, yenetta right field, Pae-
haole 2r base, Harbot;le short stop.
Umpire-Al Moore.
e-Kamohameha 10, Punahou 2
The Hawaiian gazette., 1899-03-07
ABOUT HAWAII.
Examiner Answer to oueryJ

Examiner Answer TO Quary)
J. +. Moser, Kendrick, Idaho Ha-
wali is not a good place to go with
the expectation Of making a living at
the present time The adyices from the
islands are that they are overrun with
new arrivals, especially Of professional
men for whom there Is nothing to do.
The climate Is good for weak lungs.
The total area OF the islands is 65s7
square miles. Honolulu is the principal
place on the islands, having something
over 2S 600 inhabitants.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1899-03-07
A Natural Death.

The old lady who had called TO see
her sick daughter-in-law, looked at the
array of bottles and said:
Clara, l lnink you are taking al
together too much medicine"
The physician, who was present, nat
urany resented this interference, and
sarcastlcally said: II suppose you
never take any medicine, do you?"
Il never do" was the Old lady's en-
phatic reply, when l die want tC
die q natural death.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1899-03-07
InflammatOry Rheumatism.

From st. Lawrence Plaindealer, Can
ton. y. Y.
To suffer for years with a prevailing
painful allment, which baffled skillful
medical treatment, yet which was cured
by simple household remedy, is the
lot which befell Mrs. George l.. Rog-
ers. of West Main street, Canton, y. Y.
Thirteen years ago. said Mrs. Rog-
ers to a reporter. Il was attacked with
nlammatory rheumatism and COM
pfcation of diseases. You can Judge
somewhat OF what ! endured, when you
look at these hands. They were dis
torted, twisted and swollen. My foot,
too. IS so much out of shape that the
big toe lays across the others, the end
.Ouching the little toe.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1899-03-07

Cairo. The Khalfa De- hdyanrua np1u
omdpfman VITA hstursu 1900 and
10000 men. Preparations are proceed
ine 10 meet him
A footnoio i1 lha dispatch says Tbs
facts are that Colonel kitchonor'l
scouts came 10 toiab with the Khalifa
strongly Inircnohod with 10000 men.
and tho British officer having only a
small force. he found II nss ssary 10
retire on Omdurman. This retirement
the Kha'IiA regarded a. a sign of
weakness. and q led him 20 rally his
forces 90 the advance. Lord Kitchener
has 1000 men at Omdurman.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1899-03-07

tried different doctors and many prOprie-
tary remedies, but was not benefited
Last March | tried DR.. williams
Pink Pills for Pale People and before |
had finished the first box began 10 feel
that they were doing me good. | con-
tlnued using them and steadily grew
better.
Il have used thirteen boxes Of the
pills and today feel better than for the
past fifteen years. My appetite Is good,
| feel bright, cheerful and have a de
sire 10 live and enjoy society.
II have been member Of the Meth
Odist church for many years, but for
six years was unable to attend. ! am
able now to attend the church services
regularly and certainly appreciate that
privilege. / consider DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People wonderful
medicine and am confident no other
medicine could have effected the Won
derful cure they have in my case" DR..
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People
are composed of vegetable remedies
that exert powerful influence in pur-
flying and enriching the blood, thus
curing many diseases.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1899-03-07

IN lao VALLEY
An Expert Engineer Locating a
Power Plant
TO GENERATE LIGHT CURRENT
SpreckelsviIle and Waiiuku-Smaii
child Drowned-A Notable
Wedding Shipping.
Especial Correspondence

MAUI, March 4.-suryeyor Van der
Naillen, Of the Hawaiian Commercial
Co. has been occupied In lao valley
recently trying 10 locate power
house at which electricity may be gen.
Grated for the purpose of lighting
Spreck.lsyllle mill. The water used at
present for that purpose can be utll-
lied 10 advantage in other ways. This
new departure OF the plantation is in
teresting TO Wailuku residents, for It
is possible that their town may be fur
nishcd with electric lights II sufficient
power can be obtained from the
streams of lao.
Monday, February 27th, a child, is
months OF age the son OF Michael
Keelan, OF Waikapu, was accidentally
drowned IN a small water-hole near the
Keelan residence. The baby had
sirayed away from his mother, who
was busy with household duties, wand
cred TO the small pool situated near
the house aad was drowned before any
one could rescue him.
Wednesday, the lst. Miss Julia NJ.
Akana was married 10 Anthony +. Ia
wares, both the contracting parties be-
ing residents of Makawao. The Cere-
mony took place at the residence of
Mr. and Mrs. Awana and was per-
formed at 10 o'clock noon by Father
James Beissel. There were about 400
guests present, including Maunaolu
Seminary girls and the pupils Of the
Makawao Government school OF which
ihe bride Is a teacher. At y. III. an
elaborate and most enjoyable luau was
served at thre. long tables under a
large lanai of red white and blue
bunting. The Hawaiian yands were
many and dellciously cooked Mr. and
Mrs Tayares will continue to reside
in Makawao.
Saturday evening, February 25th. the
postponed meeting OF the MakawaC
Literary Society was held in the par
Jors of the Paia Foreign church. Th'
interesting program consisted of 1
magic lantern exhibition and recita'
tions.
Monday February 27Ih, leong Yee
charged with stealing several hundred
dollars worth of money, jeweIry, etc,
from Wa Kee, was committed for trial
by jury by the Wailuku police court.
Mr.. and Mrs. Norman Halstead have
been spanding their honeymoon at
Mrs. II. B. Bailey's Makawao.
Despite the dIsmantled condition OF
the steeple OF the Pa!a Foreign church
a large congregation listened TO fine
sermon by DIR. L. G. Beckwlth on sun.
day, February 2Gth.
SILK worms do better in Wailuku
than in California. Some hatched In
Wailuku recently mOulted in four days
instead OF the six days as required IN
California.
The "cineograph man" exhibited a
wailuku skating rink the night OF th'
list. He gives another exhibition TO
night.
Thursday, the End, the schooner
Olga, Ipsen master, sailed for SaI
Francisco from Kahului with a cargo
of II. c. Co.'S sugar.
The same day the,schooner Falcon
LindhOlm master. arrived, fourteen
days from San Francisco, with gen
eral cargo, partly for Kahului and part
Iy for Honoipu, Hawaii.
The schooner II. c. Wright will sal
with a sugar cargo the middle OF tn
coming week.
Weather-Very dry in Wailuku an
Makawao. Heavy trade winds durln
ghe first half OF the week.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1899-03-07
CHAMBERLAIN's COUGH REMEDY
SUPERIOR TO ANY OTTER.

Geo. u. Secord the well known con-
tractor OF Towanda. n. Y, says, q
have used Chamberlaln's Cough Rem
ody in my family for long time and
have found II superior 10 any other"
For sale by Benson, Smith 4 Co., Ltd,
wholesale agents for II, l. All drug
glsts and dealers.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1899-03-07

"NOtwith
standingIanl
sixty-fye fl ye
years old,
have pleas
ant home
and other
comforts. ie
to me was far
from enjoy
able. for all
other things
pale into in
Significance
when you are
without good
Ia 1t h. !
The Hawaiian gazette., 1899-03-07
DETROIT
JEWEL
STOVES

WE are celebrating the
successful introduction of
JEWEL" Stoves and Ranges
by giving purchasers out of
Honolulu special benefit of
a Freight Rebate of 10 per
cent. off the regular price of
ali our stoves: In addition
to which you get the usual
5 per cent. cash discount.
Our complete stock of I,o
stoves, ranging in price from
SII to S7a-with another ISc
now on the way, comprises
the following:
MERIT JEWEL RANGE.
Isize, 4 Styles. with Water Coil
EMPIRE JEWEL RANGE.
I size, styles, with Water Coil;
size, style, with or without Watts
Coil.
CITY JEWEL RANGE.
? sizes, styles with or without watss
Coll, and with or without Hot water
WELCOME JEWEL STOVE.
sizes, with or without Reservoir.
MODERN JEWEL STOVE.
3sizes, with or without Reservoir
MESQUITE JEWEL STOVE
sizes: No. 7 and NJ. 8.
". v. DIMOND & co.
HONOLULU.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-04-14

equal to the great cholera year. Not
only does an ordinary London fog
sweep away each day the population of
an English village. but it's effect upon
the moral stamina of the people is de-
clared to be appalling. In fact, MIR.
Thwaite charges fogs with being the
cause of most of the crimes and misery
Of the city. He contends that the in
crease in the cases of drunkenness dur
ing foggy days substantiates this state.
mcnt.
The almost daily fog that hangs over
London weighs, according to scientific
Investigators, 300 tons. composed of
fifty tons Of carbon and $50 tons of hy-
drocarbon. The value of these COM
modities is estimated at f2,OOO,OO0.
The solution of the problem that Mr..
Thwaite suggests is to supply London
with gas generated in the coal fields of
South Wales, South Yorkshire and Stat
fOrdshfre. London consumes 10000, 600
tons of coal a year. III transporting
this there is probably Il loss of 10000
tons, equal to f45,OOO. The cost of
transportation by rail is estimated at
60, 100000, and by sea Fl, ) 600. The
profits of various merchants, middle
men and carriers and the loss in nitro
genous and other constituents of the
coal bring London's annual coal bill up
to 99,5O0,O00. All this, Mr.. Thwaite az
CUES, would be saved by the erection of
gas-generating plants in the coal dis
tricts and the carrying of gas by pipes
to London. Cheap coal gas could then
be supplied to every householder of the
metropolis.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-04-14
A SURGEONS DILEMMA.
Electric Light Went Out During
Serious Operation.

Serious Operation.
A Lewiston physician tells a story
about Il surgical operation and an cleo
trio light, says the Lewiston Nle.)
Journal.
ut was II o'clock at night says he,
when l heard n %thunderous knocking
at my door, and going to it 1 found a
man walking up and down the steps in
pain. He had all abscess under his left
arm. and was suffering intensely. II
needed lancing and we proceeded to do
1t. L got my instruments ready, placed
the man in IL chair under the electric
light II made an incision. The ann
pit is Il very dangerous place, as many
large and small arteries gather there.
1 had just time to see that ,,had
lanced it and had also severed aNgood-
sized blood vessel. when the electric
light went out. l had no kerosene lamp
or gas light in the room. L could hear
the blood falling in the little pool on
the floor and my patient was terribly
excited. l was scared. ! seized n tow
ell. made IL w:id OF it and chucking ii
under the mans arm. told him to hold
1T dow mt his side. Then | ran to the
telephone and called up the power sta
ton. 'It'll be an hour before we can
get the light on again. \ belt has
broken they said. But l have just cut
Il man and he is bleeding to death in
! the dark here Sorry, but 1 can't helm
1T. came the answer. l then remem-
bered IL Kerosene stove and lighting
this. / caught up the blood vessel with
thread. and dressed the wound by it's
failing light. 1T was the most startling
and precarious operation l ever per.
formed
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-04-14
A Bullct-proof Animal Found.

An interesting quadruped has recent
ly been discovered Which has the pc
culiar property of Il bullet-proof skin.
1t was first e e and shot mt several
years ago in the interior of Santa Cruz,
by the late Ramon Lista, who heard of
the animal frequently from the Inl
dians. 1t was described by that natur-
alist as II pangolin without scales and
covered with reddish hair, but it was
impossible either to kill it or capture n
specimen. IL by many it was believed
that the observer had been deceived.
Now, however. DIR. Florcntino Ame-
Chino has received from South Pata-
gonin some bony ossicles and II partly
destroyed skin which bear out COM
plete Lista's observations. The o~ssicles
In question were imbedded in the skin
like paving stones, the skin being
slightly less than an inch in thickness
and so tough as only to be broken with
u Ratchet. Its surface was covered
with coarse hair, about two inches in
length and of a reddish gray shade.
Lista, who was the only civilized man
to see this animal alive, unfortunately
lost his life while exploring Pilcomayo,
but on ccoun of his discovery the
animal has been named Neomylodon
Listai after him. 1t is a survivor of
the old ground sloths. and as 1T wan-
ders about in the night and on very
rare occasions. it will doubtless be a
long time before a perfect specimen ia
captured.-New York Post.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-04-14
v FROM RUIN.
Not 10y HI. WIFE. Hoardinss, but BY
a Laugh.

81 don't suppose you have forgotten
the panic of 49," said q business man.
II certainly have not, for l had that
unlucky year impressed upon me in n
way that l will not soon forget.
"You remember how money disap-
peared when the crash came? Banks
that were fortunate enough to escape
going down in the general crash hoard
ed their money and refused to loan a
cent, even with the best security.
81 have always made it a rule neve
to talk business with my wife, and she,
poor woman, knew ut the time
the many anxious days that I had, for
l tried to conceal my hopeless condi-
ton.
Eat last 1t came to n point where L
was without even a hope, and l stag
gered home with bankruptcy staring
me in the face. 1 had made the fight
and lost, and then, seeing all the saw
iLss of a lifetime swept away, I gave
up like a man doomed to die, and know
ing that no fate could ward off the
blow.
II knew that my wife must be told,
so I took her in my arms and broke it
to her as gently as possible.
"FOr several minutes she said not q
word, and 1 began to fear that the
shock had been too much for her. l had
told her that If 1 could only raise u
small sum it might see me through the
worst and enable me to get upon my
feet again.
"Finally she spoke: john she said.
I have always had IL presentiment th:,t
some day something might happen,
and whenever l CHANGED to have a little
money that 1 thought l would not need
l put 1T away in IL of Willie's dis
carded toy banks. l haven't the slight
est idea how much there is, but l have
been adding to it for years. l will get
1T and we will count it together
II never knew until that moment how
a a feels when lie is reprieved under
the gallows.
"She placed the bank before me, and
i dumped the contents upon the table.
There was u total of 10 cents, mostly
in pennies.
ut was so comical that 1 had to
laugh. But that laugh saved me. II
drove away the gloomy thoughts with
which I had surrounded myself, and
1 took courage again to look the situa-
ton in the face, and finally Won out.
II am still paying my wife her usual
allowance; but l haven't the face to ask
her If she is again putting aside for a
rainy day."
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-04-14
A COMPOSITIONS TRIALS.
Whit He Did When the "copy" Was
Worse thar Grcelcy,s.

speaking of handwriting" said an
old newspaper man. the worst in the
profession since the Greeley myth was
that of Colonel j. Il. Barton. The coll
onel was II Southern man: he died in
Alabama in 81, and Il dozen years ago
lie was famous throughout tl,c Middle
West as an editorial writer of great
power and versatility. The queer
thing about him was that his normal
pcnmanship looked almost like copper
plata beautiful flowing script, but
let him get excited or hurried. and it
double discounted the chicken tracks
on C%lcopatla's needle.
"Ihere used to be Il funny story
about him. current among printers, and
III tell it for what it is worth. One
night. according to the yarn. IL tramp
printer drifted into IL Western office
where the colonel was in charge and
applied for Il job. The foreman put
him to work. and he pcggsd along all
right until just before the hour for 60
ing to press, when Barton sent in a
hurry-up editorial based OH a late news
telegram. Nearly all the printers had
left, so the new man got Il piece of tho
copy a page from about the middle.
He carried it to his case, looked ut it
f%rowningly, turned it upside down,
looked ut it again. and finally put it in
type. Read that in your sticks.' yelled
the foreman, we amt got nc time for
proofs! And when the new man car
ried his matter over it WAS dumped
into the forms without further cere-
mony.
What he had set up ran about like
this: The miscreant who wrote the
copy l have before mo is responsible
for my fate No human being can read
1T. He cannot read it himself. To-
night shall jump Il freight. and, as 1
am somewhat shaky from recent jays,
will probably fall off and he killed. MY
blood be Oh his head This remarks
able paragraph appearing without
rhyme or reason in the middle of Bar
TONS brilliant editorial. astonished the
readers of the paper next morning.
When the colonel recovered himself
sufficiently to get IL club and rush
down to the office the tramp printer
had vanished."-New Orleans Times.
Democrat.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1899-04-14

Bulgaria has secured q loan in Vienna
Of $5O,OOO,0O0.
Cecil Rhodes telegraph line has reached
Abercorn, at the southern extremity of
Lake T~anganyika.
The cable between Manila and Iloilo
has been repaired and communication
once more established.
The Sultan Of Turkey will send five en-
voys to the Cars disarmament confer.
ence at The Hague.
Germany will take no steps to purchase
the Carolines until notifications of the
peace treaty are exchanged between Spain
and the United States.
Lieut.. Lemaire's exploration party in
German East Africa recently covered the
GOO miles between Lake Nyassa and Lake
Tanganyika in twenty days.
Considerable alarm has been occasioned
in Constantinople among the native Chris.
tians by the receipt of many kilograms
from friends and relatives in Smyrna,
signed "Arc Safe" Such kilograms in
1895 were often the forcrunners Of q
massacre.
The Sultan Of Turkey has granted to
Germany the right to build warehouses
and docks at Haidar Pasha, q port d.
rectly opposite Constantinople. Haidar
Pasha will be made the western terminus
of the Anatolian Railway, now under
construction by German capitalists.
Newspaper reports at Turin to the eff
feet the Italian territory in East Africa
will be coded to Great Britain create in
tense excitement, Notwithstanding official
denials.
The Armenian committee at Geneva has
issued a circular to the powers limiting at
revolution unless they intervene to secure
an amelioration OF the position Of Ar
menians in Turkey.
The Indian budget just announced es-
Inmates the surplus for the year 1S9S-'09
at $15.0O0.OQO and the surplus for the
year 1s90-199O at $12, 100000. The Gov.
eminent has voted not to reduce taxation.