The Republican journal., 1899-12-14


Crisp aud curt was the summons Jim
That would make the boy on erranGs run
Much faster than if he lad said my SON
cipated-Nora-"O mum, if r. Place
mum Mistress Now Nora, You
needn't ask for silverback scrubbing brush
we can't afford it." Indianapolis Journal
Burdock Blood Bitters gives man clear
head, and active brain, strong, vigorous
body-makes him tit for the battle OF life.
"in my opinion there is no limit to the
possibilities of parental education" tn
deed ?" NO, sir l shouldn't be surprised
if in the course of time babies We're to be
born capable of being amused by people do
ing something sane' [Detroit Journal.
Group Instantly relieved. Dr. Thomas.
Eclectric Oil, Perfectly safe. Never fails.
At any drug store.
Hard Luck. She. Did you ever find a
four-leaf clover?' He: Yes, once and that
very day my landlady asked me if coudn t
pay up my back board" Yonkers States
man
Every family should have its household
medicine chest-and the FIRST bottle should
be DR.. Woods Norway Pine Syrup. Nat res
remedy for coughs and colds.
Citizen. Terrible Is he fatally ipiur4 ~
wounds il fatal; but he has chance ten re-
cover from the other wan" fPhilade mia
Record.
Itching piles? Never mind if PHYSICIANS
have failed to cure you. Try Doau's ONT
ment. No failure there. 30 cents, at any
drug store.
a definition. What is filtation?" She
- Attention without Intention [Chicago
News.
Exposure to a sudden climatic change
produces cold in the head and catarrh is apt
TO follow. Provided with Ely's Cream Balm
YOU are armed against Nasal Catarrh. Price
30 cents AT Druggists. Or Ely Brothers, IS
Warren Street. New York will mail it. The
Balm cures without pain, does not irritate
or cause sneezing. 1t spreads itself over an
irritated and angry surface, relieving imme.
dlately the painful inflammation. cleanses
and cures. Cream Balm quickly cures the
cold.
Arthur Q Bunco - Where do you live
when you are at home, SIas?
Silas D-wey-Ter hum, of curse. Where'd
yer spose? Harlem Life.
"My Life Despaired off, These are
words of Mrs " IN. Burton of Dartmure,
Ont, after doctors lad prescribed and she
had taken every known heart remedy. Dr.
Agnew's Cure for the Heart gave relief in
1t worked a wonderful cure in a case of long
standing, and To day she says: II am a we'll
wOMan.' DR.. AgutW s Cure for the Heart
has no case recorded against it where it did
not give relief inside of 80 minutes Sold by
kIgore & Wilson and A. A. Howes & CO S.
Unconventional. What wretched
dauh," exclaimed the unsophisticated visit
or at the art tXhi bition, turning to speak to
a stranger "Ha ha !" laughed the stranger
So IT. pitV violate ALI the M hppnreI
precedents, but | really am not the painter
of that picture" This is cold, Iconoclastc
age, and the notifying yet instructive con
treremps of the olden time is not good form
in literature now. [Chicago Tribune.
Stop That Head Cold in Ten Minutes
or 1T will develop into Chronic Catarrh.
DR.. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder stops cold in
the head in 10 minutes, and relieves most
acute and deep seated Catarrh after one
application Cures quickly and permanent
ly. Il have used DR.. Agnew s Catarrhal
Powder with best results. 1t is a great rem
edy, and | never cease recommending it. "
John E. DELL Paulding o. Sold by kilgore
q Wilson and A. A. HoWes & Co-57
Mrs. Hoon INDIGNANTLY wonder why
Mrs. Gabbeton doesn't mind her own bust
ness?'' Mr. Hoor-" One reason is that she
has no mind, and another is that she has no
business" Puck.
Itching, Burning Skin Dlseases-Re-
lieved in day. Eczema, Salt Rheum, Bar
ber's Itch, and all eruptlons of the skin
quickly relieved and speedily cured by DIR,
comfort In cases of Itching, Bleeding or
Blind Piles, and viii cure in from three to
six nights 80 cents. Sold by Kilgore &
Wilson and a. A. Howes & Co.'S.
A few days ago a recruit was taken to be
sworn in by the magistrate. Everything
was going on swmmingly till the magistrate
asked the man the following question /:
Have you ever been in prison?' At this
the man looked startled, but quickly re-
covering himself, he blurted out ''No, SIT.
| have never been in Jail but | don't mind
going few days if you think it necessary"
Tit-Bits.
Pill.Age-Dr. Agnews Liver Pills 10
cents vial, are planned after the most
modern in medical science. They are as
great an improvement over the 80 years old
strong dose pill formulas as bicycle is over
an oxcart in travel They never grippe and
they never fail 40 doses, 10 cents. Sold by
Kilgore & Wilson and A. A. Howes & Co.
So
Supposition. Gas l understand it," said
Cumso, 'oleomargarine is made of beef fat"
lyon are undoubtedly right" replied Cav
ker. II should think the manufacturers
would make it of goat fat. why 2" "Be
cause the goat is a natural butter" De-
troit Free Press.
That Cutting Acid that arises from the
stomach and almost strangles, is caused by
fermentation of the food in the stomach, it
is foretaste of Indigestion and dyspepsia,
and if neglected, will develop into the
chronic stage. Take one of DIR. Won STAINS
Pineapple Tablets Immediately after eating,
and it will prevent this distress and aid di-
gestion. Is in a box, 10 cents. Sold by Kill
gore & Wilson and A. A. Howes & Coco.