The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-03-03
Editorial and Otherwise.

Alabama last year marketed six and a half
million tons of coal.
Texas denies that its fruit crop was injured
by the late cold wave.
People of any church denomination are La
Bile to be poor spoilers.
You can't prevent the sun from setting
by stopping your clock.
II yon cannot be a golden pippin, don't, for
spite, turn crab-appe.
Man is the only animal with a chronic long
ing for the unattainable.
When a woman says no, she wants you to
insist on her saying yes.
timber you do MS no good.
Sincerity, truth, faithfulness come into ey-
cry essence Of friendship.
There are nearly always samples left at our
door of things we don't use.
With a woman, her soul should always be at
least as well clad as her body.
A man will always respect a woman il he
sees that she respects herself.
A wife is willing to be obsdient, but she
hates to be considered slave.
Perhaps home is all the dearer to some men
because they are seldom there.
In baseball circles the upper ten comprises
| the winning nine and the umpire.
| Ii a married woman commences as slave
| she will never regain her freedom.
II has ever been the man with an idea that
has changed The face of the world.
To let revenge die in the action is high, to
let it die in the thought is supreme.
| No kind Of fruit is half as good when you
have to serve it at the table Yourself.
The public at large is but an elevator used
to hoist the chosen few to prominence.
1t depends upon what your living expenses
are whelher life is worth living or not.
Care viii kill cat, but il you don't care,
a boot jack or gun is just as effective.
The powers that be too frequently sit down
on nm evil AS it it were an inverted tack.
Common sense is very good thing in its
way, but it has broken very few records.
Some men who fool with bent pin can't see
the point, but they feel il just the same.
A girl wearing one glove may have two all
right, but she may have n ring on one hand.
The Sunday law aud the side door makes
fifteen cent whiskev out Of the five cent article.
Everybody has n key to the situation when
a Young man asks a girl for ock OF her hair.
A kind word thrown at your husband will
90 farther towards new bonnet than rolling
pin.
When a scoundrel swlndles folks they get
mad lust the same il anybody else calls him
one.
Guard your weak point BE lard over your
self. No, chain is stronger than its weakest
link.
There isa fortune in store for the person
who will invent folding bed guaranteed not
to buck.
A h,, has been introduced in the Indiana
legislature prescribing the death penalty for
burglary.
1t takes the moon two weeks to get full and
two weeks more to get over it. Men are built
different.
Method is like packing things in box: q
good packer will get in half as much again as
bad one.
When people say 4 man went crazy from
over study, it is a mild way Of saying he is
natural fool.
II is no wonder that priests do not wed af-
ter women religionsly confess their imper'
fections TO them.
Women shear sheepin Louisiana. But mer
fleece the lambs there just the same as they
do in other States.
The average man is better at confessing th'
mistakes of other people than he Is At ac
knowledging his own.
As the veterans Of the Mexican war in Chi
cago are now reduced to lS, one Of them i
certain to die sooner or later.
Czar Reed says that Gen. Otis is makinI
less work for the missionaries in the Philip
pines BY lessening The Filipinos.
As a part Of their education in simple
household dulies the schonl children Of Ore
: gon are taught how to kindle Are.
II see they've got process bs which whis
. Ky can be eyed in fifteen days" "That's
long time to watt" said the Kentuckian.
There ia nothing good enough 10 sell itself
The most successful advertisers know this
II yon want to do business, try advertising.
There 10 = hospital for trees on the banks {
the Seine IN Paris. Trees which. grow sic
along the boulsvards are taken there to re
cover.
In Edinburgh, in l7o5, titled gent,sma
. wrote = book entitled "Essay On he Innocen
and Royal Recreation and Art VI Cock -6gh'
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"Ilow short was Alexander, Pal"
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