The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-12-07
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one of our country churches last Sunday.
4! LIST speaker Say Mike, Il drinks dun
no was me drinks bout dem dings any
ways. Las var me want to pild me
wire fence fordy akr long und me wants
som nails to make me one wagons hons,
so goes on the Mandiwok nit dhirdy
bushels wead und me gets fer dot sixdy
sens da pushed, Dot make me ouid
oughtsan dollar. buy me NIT dot mon
| ey fear hunder pund wire fer won und
dhry fertel da pfund, dhas make seven
dollar und | buy me cine key nails fer
cine dollar und sex shilling und | hat
left elf dollar und cine fertel.
Yesterday l goes On da town NIT an
oder dhirty pushed wead just like las
var und | gets de same brice, sixdy sens
ia for; put Wen pought me fear hum
der pfund wire me haf to bay fear cent
da pfund, das make sixteen dollar und
when me puy cine keg nails l haf to pay
ia for fear dollar ind hat left two dol
lar diets. Now doan no if dem is bros
berity dimes oder not | doan no how |
gets HE dem oder elf dollar und fem und
dwendy cent to bay NIT mine taxes und
dem oder two dollar diets TO bay.
2nd speaker don't understand
the sitchuashon Joe, me bye. Don't We
know that Mack Kinney is lected and
the money is good and sound and every
dollar has d hundred cints in it, jest rs
Mark Hanna sed it would. Ye must be
willin to make some sacratices in ordher
to have onesht muuey, don't We see If
yell jest have pashuns till Mckinney
gets his expanshen plan goin good yen
be gettin a CRATE price for barley if ye
don't for whate, becase Schlitz is keep
i'll right up to the expansion wagon, and
be the time he has big bellies expanded
on Cubans an the Port Recans and the
Filipeens and wild the help of the pre-
lection tariff. barley i'll be 50 cints Ye
ought to have pashens and not be dis
continued me bye, whin ye have onesht
money and a protection tariff and good
times in ''ye'er mind.
In order to pay yer taxes We might
jine the sogers. Ye'd git sixshteen dol
lars month and plenty secondhand
beef Mack Kinnelly is going to make
the times good if he has to declare war
agin every island in the two oceans, and
has to sind half the workingmin out of
theNcunthery to murdher or christnize
the hathens.
lst speaker is foolishness dalk
Mike, und doant hellup me do makes
ouid who hat got de benefits of mine elf
und fertel dollar, dot is dem things
wot bodder NIT mine hea,.
2nd speaker The benefits of yer elev-
en- dollars and a quarther, well I'll tell
We. II is very likely that karnegey has
the mosbt av it. But never mind Sure
Karnege i'll use id to bid home for
the aged poor over i'll Scotland and We
might go thare whin yo'r ould or may
be he II bid a home for the wake mind
ed in this cunthery, and that'll be the
proper place for ye if we keep on votin
for Mack Kinely and Cleveland and the
other thrust masthers an agents. But
thar's the bell It's time to go to mass.
Have We any muney? Tharell be col
lection today for the orphans in the Fill
"opens, hoos fathers was murdered by
our sogers. OH but this is CRATE chris
tan amthiery The gra.est in the .wor-
rid 'be CORR, lined me clint to put on
the plate. God bless ye that'll make
rs mulch nize on the plate as if it was
two cints. Blessed are the poor in spirit
GORDON HALL went to Chicago with