New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-09-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

IT am FOR expansion" declared n Kansas Popuist
orator according 10 THE Kansas City Journal"
I'VE can't get too much Tho more We have the
better il Will be for every man here. The audience
filed out after these few concluding remarks
stunned and puzzled And jus, the last man got
through the door the orator rose and franti'aIy
cried Hold ND, What dd say? Expansion
Come back here, stop EN- meant Initiation
Pm going TO move out Of Kansas" said the
"s .Whst i0 the matter i' with Kan'as?
..-,o rrosperous Everybody there e buying
nlanos and the beginners practising Is enough 10
drive man 10 drug stores" -(kansas city star.
one ~ the critics Of Commissioner Evans. in
sneaklng NJ the probable action Of the Grand Army
ON the pension question the other day accused mo
official o. having literary bureau yes |
have" retoried the Commissioner. emphaucally'
"and Il consists Of every reputable newspaper In
the United states
And you are going to keep your VOW?
u presume must But, on how would like 10
tell her once more Just what I think Of her.!
Indianapolis Journal
Oregon Indians have curious names. Recently an
Indian named shot-His Mother-n-Iaw signed a
warrant Of the Treasury Department. and other
well known names are Flnds-Them-and Kills
Then, Kus-Ovor- Beyond the other Hoop-on-Fore-
head Bear-ioes Other Grounds Crazy -Siser-in-
Law Points Gun-in- His-Face. Goi-Many- Enemies.
rooks-at- thc- Ground. Steals-on the-Camp. Hears
Every WAY efrlkes-on- the-Top- -the-Iiead. on
T,p-of- tho House Sings In me Mountain Huli-
mont Fall Down Many Good Things. Kettle
rbatPons Srlkos-at- Night. kills-c coming he
p,rds Rrd-Tail- That Rattles. Charges Mady-on-
,he-Enemv Gets-Hold- Of the-Dead. Knot Between
he-Tves Goes-to- Iook-at-t Prisoners and Sits
in-the Middle
Visitor co host whose daughter Is assaulting the
,s-n a., ultra fortissimo) I'm tell YOU what II g.
I4flu "A
gets out Of the instrument all there is N i, ,soo
Host I'd he thankful II she'd get oH' M" ~"
put I'm it-(uchnond Dispatch
ono Of tho Populisf leaders Of Kansas is thus
quoted I'm The Kansas city Journal" The talk
/ M these anti oxpansionists makes mo weary There
! 70 only one cours" for the Government 10 pursue
and thar is 10 whip Aguinaido and his ontht and
restore peace IN the islands The party that Or
Noses that VIII get run over In fact think the
o,estion Will be settled before rho next campaign
heeirs 4 good many Of or people seem To De
tarine The wrong side Of this question. but when
,hav come 10 make an issue ont Of it next year
the, viii find they have no issue n will be al
ready settled against them"
II bcs yo' pavdon. sub. seltng down his GAS
after ine 1fsenoI ~ chemically pyo9 '''S''
Yes SIR eai1 the saloon man
An J was NOT sutton. sun. whefher yo SAID
thai or stated suh thar N WAS pyoy chemical
dndmnapolis Journal
native Maori chief the descendant u Gambia
kings is now completing his medical educauon Fl
rhi,ago Canniballsm ended In his tribe. h. says
when Bishop Sewvn converted his grandfather; bu
D., ,.us some stories of It which have distinct,
humorous favor For instance
II is said that once 4 chief captured missionary
u,ho was ANYTHING bat a toothsome morsel. as h'
US old and thin and looked AZ n his flesh woul
he tough The missionary warned the chlef that NJ
would not make a good dinner and pulling up hi
trousers cut slice m the calf of his leg and OF
fered Il 10 the chief
The chief tasted It. said he didn't Ike t. an'
rassed II 10 a subchief The sub tasted H. mad
WY face and passed It on The next man wh
took a bite OF ~ spat It out The missionary wa
released After he had gone n was discovered
that he wore q cork lex
4 reminded him that when was his age mad
my own living hv hard work. remarked the elder
Is gentleman
What dad Boo say
he asked me- n ! did work at present. an
then inquired whether didn't think b. was doni
pretty wen To achieve in twenty-odd years what /
had taken me han century TO accomplish"
(Washingt0n star.