The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1899-10-20
MISFITS.

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The temple OF commerce 10 snpporse'
by columns Of advertising. .--RadtoE'
Review. Chicago.
Yesterday every case In the ciFcul
court at Salem had been decided la tavo
o! the defendant. Moral--Look heior
you leap.
The Wa hiaR,on boys will prohabl.
pass through Albany by rail, The!
have had enough et sea voyages. II The!
do We viii oil be at the depot to ee'
them so by.
The South African var has begun
Kruger SAYS the Lord 10 on his side. Blu
| il is 10 be feared that In the long ran sh'
bullets will be too Il any on the eide o
the English.
The startling rumor is being circulate
ed that Jo Simon has refused pnhli'
reception. II true IL 10 certainly to Sen
ator Simon's credit.
Tho Lebanon Criterion says two Of
lbs citizens became entanglea with lew
unpleasant words, resulting ina hght'
Entangled Is good and TO the point.
At the show last night one Dntchn'an
asked another ono who owned the At
lantic ocean. "Dewey" was the answer.
"Who owns the United statesT" ''The
trusts" came promptly and pointediy.
Gov. wo'cott, OF Massachusetts,. says
II is abhorrent to the public sentiment
TO hold permanent control OF u subject
people, but nevertheless II is the duty OF
the nation TO put down the army
assaults upon the flag where It legally
belongs. This is the DEMocRAr's idea
of it. Put down the insuFrection and
then give the inhabitants OF the islands
their rights.
The following from the Lebanon Cri-
terion contains little sarcasm We fear
II is reported that our fire wardena
have enjoyed themselves In the noun
tains this summer, and will come home
well supplied with ierked yenison and
smoked trout, as evidence OF the faithful
discharge ol their duties. Truly, the
life OF the fire warden 10 hard.
The DKMocRAT has just received 40
account OF wedding in q nsighboElnp
city that happened nine or ten days ago
That 10 too old. Correspondents should
get move on. Never wait until the eur
sets when you send 90 item OF import
ance to the newspaper.
The Peoples Press man is not isalouI
OF the exAltation OF the Man shout Tow
to the Office oi Justice OF the Peace, anC
yet is looking upwar ! and onward to th'
time when Ed Davidson shall Feeign Ant
q chance be given him In this grea
world OF Office holders.
The smallest man in the World 10 th'
one who will take O paper good mao!
years, and then because he 10 dunno.
have the postmaster send card 0acl
with the woYd Refused" on u, withou
having liquidAted. The DEMocRA
kncws OF big little man at HsTrisnurI
like that.
Baker City has q pOundmaster wh
discounts Albany's. He gives notice q
iollows: Dogs without license will b
shot on sight and NO questions asked.
| PoundmasteF Davidson says there o.
iust twenty three dogs In Albany no
paving a licsnse, but he cant get bold
them because they are kept inside thei
yards. Why not try the Baker City way
"WLile we we're having an engage
ment one day." sal an ex volunteer @
Portland, 81 saw something that mad
me laugh, A bugler was lying on thI
ground. snug behind rock, when an OF
| ficer came along. Get 10 your company
sir.' be shouted, and the bugler got ~
and ran, Where the laugh comes in !
that the officer planted himself in th'
shelter as soon as the buglsr left It,"
These are days when man has got Il
be up and coming. Recently In an east
ern city according to tie story there wal
a fire in q big block. One OF the mer'
chants before the flames were extin-
euiehed rubbed 10 q front window on the
second floor and tackled the following tc
the sill:
"surely We sold cheap enough before
this ire, but only wait till iPa oyer
Look out for the bargains thenP-osi-
kosh (Wis.) Times.
From the Junction Bulletin: ~
"Llnn county's finances are in hnt
shape, she has no unpaid warrants out
standing and has resources amounting tt
s83 6S6. 70 besides che is rebuilding heI
old court house. That county is all Tigh
and must have good finanei2rs iD oiiic'
the past fe y years working more for tht
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