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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
EIoped to St. PanI.

ST. CLOUD, Mimi, Nov. 7-sam Esser
and Irene Francis, the sixteen-year-old
adopted daughter of Alfred Francis, of
Haven township. have eloped, going to st.
going to marry the girl he loved and save
her from abuse by her foster parents
The groom Is Hollander of fine educa-
ton. The girls parents are well-to-do.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
WING STILL IN JAIL.
Held Responsible for RRndaIPs
Death by the COroner's Jury.

ALBERT LEA, Mimi, Nov. 7-(Spe-
cial. AFTER a searching examination the
Jury in the coroner's inquest over the re-
mains of J. II. Randall returned a verdict
to the effect that the deceased came to
his death as the result of blow inflicted
on his head by c. B. Wing. The autopsy
held showed a severe fracture of the
skull, and large blood clot in the vi
cinity Of where the blow was received.
Wing is still in the county jail, and will
not have a hearing until Nov. 10.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
Mccarthy Sentenced

MANKATO, MINI, Nov 7-(special)-
IN the United States court this afternoon
Jerry MCCARTHY was sentenced to Still
water for eighteen months and to pay
me OF 800 Mccarthy robbed the Adrian
poStohice July IL of about $780,
The bankruptcy case of Brundin Bros.
OF Albert Lea, is still on trial
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
Lutheran Synod.

AMBOY, MINI. Nov. THE German
Lutheran conference Of the Southwestern
of the Missouri synod, opened TO-DAY ana
VII continue until Thursday About
thlrty-t1ve ministers are present, and nro-
ibniment speakers from abroad are also
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08

NEW ORLEANS, Nov. THE New
Orleans election passed off quietly. Fully
so per cent Of the registered vote was
polled. Forty precincts out of 14S give
the regular Democrats 4,545 and the Jack
sonians 2,743. At the same ratio Paul
Capedeville will be elected mayor over
at least 5000 votes. The state and United
States senatorship fights were involved
in the contest, and the Democracy also
made the issue of municipal ownership
prominent
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
Gorgeous Bicycle.

A gorgeous bicycle has just been sent
which on an ordinary machine are nick
el-plated being made Of gold. Even the
spokes are cased with gold while the
with turquoises and rubies. A scarlet
cloth held down with jewels covers the
COZ
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
LOST LEGACY.
Seven Hundred Dollars That Await
Claimant.

MUNCIE, Ind, Nov. 7.-Tomorrow At
torney John R. Ryan will turn over to
the county clerk 800 held by him for
DIN Orebaugh, as her guardian. The
money came to him for her seventeen
years ago, when she was aged four.
Her father, in Western Kansas, sent for
her at that time, and Mr.. Ryan has ever
since failed to locate the girl He be-
lfeves that the father died and the girl
grew into womanhood in ignorance of
the fact that she had legacy due
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08

The Minneapolis park board is con-
WINGED that a careful checking up of the
tax records would show that there were
considerable sums that were getting away
from the board and Fleener and Saylor,
tax experts of Howard Lake, have been
authorized to investigate. They will re-
ceive one-fourth of all the sums restored
to the boards Golfers.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
switchmnn KILLED.

Cole Limmey, twenty-one years old, a
switchman in the Milwaukee yards at
between an engine and car. He was
making coupling. His left leg was badly
mangled, and shortly after being taken
to ST. Barnabas hospital he expired. His
relatives reside In Missouri.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
Killed in a Runaway.

was thrown from his wagon and instantiv
killed while driving home, ten miles south
OF this city. 1t is evident that the team
ran away and Sem was thrown out and
kicked in the head while falling
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
Held for Murder

SLEEPY EYE, Mimi, Nov. 7.-(spe-
clal;)-Diederick Rodenwald, charged
with numbering Thomas Chute on the
night Of Aug. z, after a two days hear
ing, was today bound over by Judge Gal
iagher to wait the action Of the grand
Jury. He was taken to the New Ulm
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
In A LOCAL LEAGUE
AN ORGANIZATION OF CITIZENS OF
MINNEAPOLIS OPPOSED TO
IMPERIALISM
MASS MEETING TO BE HELD

for the Gathering Which VIII BE
Held Next MOnth-PIan Presented
for the Local League Approved at
CurfeW Law Enforced.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
Club Breakfast.

Mrs. H. L. Moore, of Hennepin avenue,
Minneapolis, gave a breakfast to the
members of the Nineteenth Century
club at the Minikahda club. Covers
were laid for twenty -four and the guests
included Mrs. Noble, of St Paul
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
Dwarf Elephants.

The Island Of Malta is the only known
spot where the remains of dwarf ele-
teeth and bones showed vas was "f fIfIe
grown specimen, was less than two and
a half feet in height, and could not have
weighed over 600 pounds when In the
flesh
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
Golden Wedding.

WINONA, Mimi, Nov. 7.-Tomorrow az
Duluth, will be celebrated the golden
wedding anniversary of Mr. and Mrs.
Miles f. Clarke, for many years residents
OF Wlnona, but who for the past seven
years have made their home at West
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
FarreII,s BODY Eouod

.WINONA, Mimi, Nov THE remains
OF James Farrell, who disappeared two
weeks ago, were found this morning uno
ger the wheel of the steamer Lotus. at
Y " dock, corroborating the theory
of suicide by drowning.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
Attacked by a Deer

In " Mona; MINI, Nov. 7.-(speclal9-
evening, which had become too wild for
saIe Keeping, Jacob Waltz was knocked
gown ana badly hurt by the animals
horns and hoofs. "
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
EASILY DEMOCRATIC.
Rhode Island Elects Democrats by
Good Margins.

PROVIDENCE. r. I.,-Nov. 1.-THE cleo
ton in this city today was dull one
and vote cast was light. Mayor Barclay
(Dem.) was elected for the third sue
cessive time by a plurality of about
2,1G0. Last year his plurality was 3400.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
GaIvin,s SON Insane.

HASTINGS, Mimi, Nov. 7.-(special)-
young man, who is evidently insane,
was brought in froms Brownsville today
by Constable Frank Dowdle, of that
and it is learned that he is son of
James Calvin, of ST. Paul 1t is thought
that he alighted from an Omaha train at
that place a few evenings ago.
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callers az their par!ors one trial bottle
Of their Complexion Tonic absolutely freei
and in order that those who cannot cali
or who live away from New York NAV be
benefited, they will send one bottle ia
any address, all charges prepaid, on the
receipt of rs cents Stamps or silver to
cover cost Of packing and delivering. The
price Of this wonderful tonic Is 81 90 peP
bottle. and this liberal offer should be en-
braced by all.
The Misses Bell have Just published
their new book, Secrets of Beauty.5
This valuable work Is free to all desir-
ing 1t. The book treats exhaustiveIy of
the Importance of a good complexion;
tells how woman may acquire beauty
and keep it. Special chapters on the
care OF the hair; how to have luxuriant
growth; harmless methods of making the
hair preserve Its natural beauty and color
even to advanced age Also Instructions
how to Danish superfiuous hair from the
face. neck and arms without injury - the
skin. This book will be mailed to a,4y ad-
dress on request.
FREE Trial Bottles of Wonderful Com.
plexion Tonic free at parlors. or Is cents
(cost OF packing and mailing) to those
at a distance.
Correspondence cordially solicited. "A.
dress
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
BUSINESS QUARREL.
Travelling Man Kills a Mississippi
Police Chief

HATTIESBURG, Miss, Nov. John
F. Bennett, chief of police, was shot and
killed today by I. N. Hollingsworth, a
travelling man. The murderer had to be
hurried to Meridian to prevent a mob
from lynching him. The quarrel grew out
Of a business transaction.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
SENATOR CARTER FINED.

He SDat Upon the Sidewalk of
Helena.
HELENA, Mont, Nov. limited States
Senator Thomas A. Carter was arrested
today and fined one dollar for splitting on
the sidewalk. The complaint was made
by man arrested and fined yesterday for
the same offense The fine was paid
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
If we please you, tell others;
IF we don't. tell US.

Mover Ter is now here;
some of GU have escaped thus
far, favored by good weather,
from wearing an overcoat, but
now the moment has come
when all have to decide; shall
it be the old overcoat or s12
for a new one full of style?
It's for you to decide. We
are hunting for your trade.
If you're hunting satisfac-
ton in clothing, try our kind.
Hundreds Of new style Suits from So
to s24
The tes0 81 90 Street and Driving Glove.
Complete Fashionable Outfits.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
SAMOAN AGREEMENT.

Contradictory RumOrs as to It's Pro-
visions.
BERLIN, Nov. 7.-Contradictory ru-
mors regarding the Samoan question are
current. 1t is asserted that the agree
ment favors Germany.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
TRAGEDY IN THE WOODS.

One Hunter Shoots Another Through
the Heart.
TOMAHAWK, Wis, Nov. six miles
northwest Of this place Andrew j. Nc
Keen shot Frederick Peterson through the
heart, killing him instantly. McKeen and
Peterson had been employed as sawyers
in the Alexander Stewart Lumber com
pany's camp near Harshaw, all summer.
About two weeks ago they came here to
hunt deer. The murder was the result of
a quarrel
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08

THE MISSES BELLS TOILET PREPARATIONS
ARE FOR SALE IN THIS CITY BY
Manufacturer Bros, Sole Agents, St.Paul, MINI.
New Orleans e ecttons.

All but one of the Democratic candidates
on the genera ticket were elected.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
GUERRILLA MOBBED.

Cubans Drive One From the Town of
CienfuegOs.
HAVANA, Nov. 7.-Castinara, a former
guerrilla, was in a cafe in Cienfuegos re-
Gently, and was recognized by the Cubans.
who gathered in front of the building in
large numbers, and demanded that he be
driven from the town. The police took
charge of him, and he left the same day.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-08
CITY OF STILLWATER
REPUBLICANS ELECTED TO THE
COUNCIL IN ALL THREE
WARDS
NEWS OF THE NORTHWEST

Wing Held Responsible for the
Death of Randall by a COrOner's
Jury at Albert Lea--FataL Runa-
way Accident-NEnn Injured by a
Pet Deer-DuIuth People Involved
I'm Tale of Incendiarism.
SALTWATER, Mtnn.yS Nov. ..-(Spe-
cial. lin the city election today the Re-
publicans made clean sweep, electing
their aldermanic candidates in each Of
the three wards. G. 8. Welshons, of the
First ward. defeated r. w. McGarry by
votes. ]. o. Holen, In the Second
ward, defeated Michael Stack by so
votes, and Fred Thompson In the Third
ward, defeated Austin jerks by SO votes.
A very light vote was poled in every city
precinct. The new aldermen take their
seats in April. 4e- Z
GRAND FORKS. N. D., Nov 7-(Spe-
cial. )-John F. Brandt was elected mayor
OF East Grand Forks today, badly de-
feating Hugh Thompson, the present in
-umbent.
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REDWOOD FALLS. Mimi. Nov. T.
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To Check Taxes.

lie sentiment favoring a repeal OF the
ordinance,
La Junta tribune., 1899-01-14
JANUARY c. F. KENDALL! JANUARY Gil

Gordon; organist, John Mackie,
assistant organist, Miss Oma
Vandivier.
Mrs. c. X. Orahood left on No.
E Tuesday night for Hutchinson,
Kan, to visit relatives and friends
for several weeks.
P. G. Scott, of Las Animas, was
in town Wednesday attending the
annual meeting of the First Ma
tional Bank, of which he is di-
rector.
DR.. E. w. Ragsdale qualified
and filed his bond with the county
clerk Thursday as county physi-
clan in voting precincts Nos. 7, 8,
9, I3 and IA and that part Of No.
II lying east of Timpas creek.
Robt w. Patterson, Otero
countys representative, came home
4 from Denver Tuesday night to at
tend the annual meeting of the
First National Bank He obtained
a two days leave-of-absence during
the Inauguration ceremonies.
The county commissioners are to
be commended for their action in
deciding to place sidewalk in
front of the court house on Kansas
street. The contract for curbing
was let to l. N. Athey & Son, and
the work of putting down vitri-
fed brick sidewalk will be COM
menced in the near future. The
improvement is one that has long
been needed and will be duly ap-
preciated.
All the push and enterprise to
be found in the world is not con-
fined to the large cities, neither
do large cities hold monopoly in
facilities for doing the work of aid
ing such push and enterprise by
advertising. We have here in La
Iunta men who have seen the ad-
vantage Of liberal and judicious
advertising, and we have here the
facilities for encouraging the ener-
gies of such wide-awake business
men. An illustration of this may
. be seen IN this issue of the TRIBUNE.
The demand for space in our
La Junta tribune., 1899-01-14
LOCAL AND PERSONAL ITEMS.

Joys for jewelry.
Trade at the Palace drug store.
Smoke the La Junta made cigars
"Trix and Otero."
Geo. c. Burnett, the Architect.
Room 7, Woodruff block.
Webber's fine creamery butter
will be found at Melvin Bros.
For fresh bread, pies or cakes go
to Fishers postoffice news stand.
Eight per cent money for city or
farm loans. X. Gibson, Central
block.
Why not own your own home and
save rent1 Look at the Inst offered
by Buckley & Hart.
There were 2o3 men employed
in all departments of the local
shops during the month of De-
cember.
The La Junta Melon Growers
Association will hold an important
meeting at the county court room
this afternoon.
Matt Daimler, the retiring county
commissioner, entertained his col
leagues OF the board and the county
treasurer at dinner last Wednes-
day.
M. S. Rafield left on No. S
Thursday morning for Denver on
his way to Empire, Colo, in re-
spouse to a telegram announcing
the serious illness of Manager
Blair's mother.
w. H. Dunbar, of this city, was
recommended to the house by the
fusion caucus last Monday for ap-
pointment to the position of as.
sistant engrossing clerk of that
body. The Endorsement virtually
insures him the Office.
r. G. Dalton returned to Ii
| Junta from Boulder this week, anc
will once more engage in the drug
business in this city in the store
! room on Santa Fe avenue formerly
occupied by r. c. Inge. Hi
stock arrived yesterday, and Mr.
La Junta tribune., 1899-01-14

Dalton will be ready for business
early next week.
Smoke the La Junta made cigars
"Trix and Otero."
Buckley & Hart have plenty OF
money to loan on good farms.
For SALE AT my ranch on
Horse Creek, few choice fresh
Jerseys. T. Webber.
Rugs, blankets and quilts, slight
ly damaged, at great sacrifice at
Jameson House Furnishing Com
pany's fire sale.
c. E. Bisbee has been trans
ferred from the Pueblo Wells
Fargo Office to messenger on the
La Junta and Ell Paso route.
The annual mask ball OF Min
nekaha Tribe, No. 81, |. o. K. M,
takes place at the opera house
next Tuesday evening.
Albert McCready, recently ap'
pointed travelling engineer on the
New Mexico division, was in towr
Wednesday on company business
For water commissioner of Dis
trict No. II, M. K. McCauley anc
S. w. Cressy were both recon-
mended by the board of commits
sioners of Prowers county.
c. Wimberley has moved from
Colorado Springs to La Junta, ane
is in charge of an engine as fore
man in the yard service. Mrs
Wimberley will join her husband
next week.
E. NJ. David, telegraph opera
tor formerly located at this point
who has been in Colorado Spring.
for several months past, went tt
work in the local Office again Wed
nesday night.
At meeting held last Wednes
day evening the following officer
Of the Presbyterian Sunday schoo
were elected fosthe ensuing year
/
Superintendent, r. L. Davidson
assistant superintendents, Mrs. o
]. Blakesley, Mrs. r. Gillum, c
L. Seeley; secretary, Miss Gerti
Hawkins; treasurer, William
La Junta tribune., 1899-01-14

columns is the best evidence OF the
estimation in which the TRIBUNE is
held as an advertising medium, and
bespeaks its worth and value as
such.
Tomorrow completes the second
year of DR.. Coltman's pastorate at
the Presbyterian church. Special
services will be held, particulars
of which appear under the head of
"Church Notes" in this issue.
The Denver Post of Monday
says: "Miss Belle Swink, daughter
of Senator Swink, of Rocky Ford,
who yesterday successfully pulled
the plum marked bill clerk, was
sworn in this morning She wore
dark brown gown, and becom-
ing red and black hat and testified
that she would do her duty by the
Twelfth general assembly,"
The annual meeting OF the share
holders of the First National Bank
was held at the banking house in
this city Wednesday afternoon.
The following officers were elected
for the ensuing year: President,
r. w. Patterson; vice-president.
F. Finney; cashier, Ruful Phillips;
directors, r. w. Patterson, F.
Finney, c. H. Ford, T. T. Wood
ruff, II. M. Fosdick, Jr., P. G.
Scott, Edward Marshall.
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Street Incident.

"My dear sir, exclaimed Lawyer Bar
tholomew Livingston, meeting the Rev.
DR.. Archibald Windham on the village
street, "what does this mean l thought
you were laid up with all sorts OF bad
diseases I"
"And so was" replied the reverend
gentleman, ~ had an attack of indigo g.
tion and from that time on my whole
system has been in q disordered condi
ton until I began taking Hoods Sarsa
parilla, which has put me on my feet
and cured all my stomach troubles"
81 don't doubt it," said the lawyer.
"This same medicine cured my wife OF
rheumatism and my little girl of scrof
ula. When they say it's the best med
icine money can buy, they only tell the
truth"
"Yes, yes so they do" replied the
and the two passed.
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Real Estate Transfers.

Charley Ladd ct al to Arthur G Ladd
Fairfield tp, 57a. l45p, $500
EJ Cunningham to Dora Jonte, Liberty
and New Market tips, liza, $25
William ] Redkey to G F ClyborI
and Joseph Beavers ct al, Trustees
Rainsbore lot, $75
George A Vance TO @ Vance, New
Market tp, ] of lOOa, 500.
Ell Cunningham to Homer Conard,
Liberty and New Market tips, 37a, 9Sp,
Sab SO.
M Irwin Dunlap to st Burkley, Green
field lot, $3.50.
Cary Davidson to Martha E Setty,
Jackson tp, lia, SEQ.
Lewis F Webster 40 Thomas G Nc.
Clelland, Fairfax lot, SIS.
Marie M Vance to G Vance, New
Market tp, of 1OOa, 500.
Bertha R Mather ct al, to Daisy M
Reckley, Hillsboro part lot, $1,000.
Amelia ] Bayless ct al, to Bertha R
Mather, Hillsboro part lot, $1,000.
Bertha R Mather ct al, to Leona Mob
erley, Hillsboro lot, $1,000
Lydia M Abernathy, sdmrx to Robert
L Abernathy, Dodson tp, 1-15 of 2S5a,
lisp, $475. ieF
Jennie Emery to James Huston, sr.,
Concord tp, 18a, $36.
Louisa Frost to Callie Porter, 3Oa, $425
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make sountry great and nation
strong and invincible."
Some OF the criticism Of the Presidents
Civil Service order is made in ignorance.
No position is exempted from the rules
that the experience of the head Of the
department under which it is has not
shown that it never should have been
placed under the rules. Most OF these
exceptions-probably between four and
FIVE thousand places are excepted-are
places put under the rules by Mr.. Cleve.
lands blanket order, not for the good Of
the Civil Service, but for the benfit of the
Democrats who filled them. The order
is all right.
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You know what that tired feeling il
and you may know what will cure it Sy
giving Hoods Ssrssparilla fair trial.

Willie-I dreamed I went to the bad
place and the first man met was Hans
Christian Anderson.
Johnnie--What was he in for
Willie-For ssyin' "They married and
lived happily ever after" 90 many times.
brown-The new milkman seems TO
be getting the cream Of the trade in this
part Of the city.
Jones-He takes good care that none
OF his customers get any.
Kodak supplies ct Htanley's.
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at the shop in which the informer is en-
ployed. At all events, ii the guess
proves correct, the spy receives his 25
per cent commission, while il IL was in.
correct it costs him nothing.
Diplomats, who are sent to this coun-
try, are, as a matter Of courtesy, allowed
to bring any articles they may desire
with them, free from all duty. There
are cases on record where these people
have brought large quantities of wine
with them and sold it at fair gain The
present tariff law puts duty of ST. So
pound on wrapper tobacco, and 35c per
pound on filler tobacco. Hence it pays
to conceal wrapper material in bales OF
filler imported. Cigars are being snug
gled all the time into the United States
in large quantities. Perhaps the most
clever means of doing this is through
what are known as cline stores" These
stores are situated upon the boundary
line of two countries. Say the United
States and Mexico. The rear door is on
Mexican soil, the front in the United
States. How easy it is to walk from one
end OF small country store to the other
One of the most important and profita.
BILE traces of smuggling relates to hu
man laborers. Namely, Chinese labor
ers, who are imported into this country
secretly and in disregard of the law. 1t
is alleged that on occasions, crews OF
vessels employed in this industry have
thrown Cinnamon overheard for the
purporse of destroying evidence against
themselves. 1t is worth mentioning
that among the articles on the free Lis,
under the present tariff law are turtles,
snails, fissils, fsh-eggs, leeches and skel
etons of which about 1900 are imported
annually from Paris, free from duty.
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How to Look Good.

Good looks are really more than skin
deep, depending entirely on healthy
condition Of all the vital organs. II the
liver is inactive, you have bilious look !;
If your stomach is disordered, you have
dyspeptic look; II your kidneys are
affected, you have . pinched look. Sc.
cure good health and you will surely
have good looks. Electric Bitters" is Q
good Alternative and tonic Acts directly
on the stomach, liver and kidneys, puri-
fies the blood, cures pimplss, b,otches
and boils and gives good complexion.
Every bottle guaranteed. Sold ct FCl-
lerton 4 Co.'s drug store. SOC per bottle,
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"Yes," said the business man, II have
given up trying to collect that little bill
from Bilkins. You see, he is a pretty
big fellow, and he used to throw my col
lectors out"
"Then why didn't you employ a wo-
man collector He couldn't do that to
a woman" .fE
That's what thought. So got one
and sent her around, but she never
came back"
"Why not ?"
"He married her."
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"Only to think" said the speculative
citizen, "a year ago We were at war with
Spain, and now We are enjoying assured
peace"
"Humph" replied the other one.
"That shows what you know about Ohio
politics."
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Tommy-Paw, what's pessimist2 2
Mr.. Fi9s-He ID . man who, Of TIVE
evils, prefers both.
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II won't have him round said the old
gentleman.
"But he's never around you; only
me-" returned the daughter.