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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10
KIPLING VERSES.

Kipling sent Captain Robley D. Evans
of the Iowa a set Of his works, and with
them these verses:
Zogbaum draws with a pencil,
And / do things with a pen,
But you sit up in coming tower,
Bossing eight hundred men.
Zogbaum takes care of his business,
And / take care of NINE
But you take care of ten thousand tons,
Sky-shooting through the brine.
Zogbaum can handle his shadows,
And / can hadle my style.
But you can handle, a ten-inch gun
To carry seven mile.
To him that hath shall be given,
And that's why these books are sent
To the man who has lived more stories
Than Zogbaum or could invent.
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OREGON SHORT LlHE@
'AI6RoAD.
IN EFFECT JAN. 4. 1899.


Trains viii arrive and depart at Salt
Lake City daily as follows:
ARRIVE.
From Ogden. Chicago. Omaha
St Louis, Kansas City and
From ogden. Portland. Spokane 30 a. M
Butte, Helena and San Fran
From Ogden. Chicago. ST. Louis. 90 o. H.
r, yer o.;,.:.....;;..; ...-;:.;;.... s:15 p. m.
Montpelier, Soda Springs. Po-
catello and San Francisco. .7:45 o. m
'trom Tintie,. Mercur. Provo.
Sanpete. Milford and interme-
."From Garfield Beach. Tooeie. w. ? IL
and terminus .....-...... $500 D. m.
DEPART.
For Ogden, Park City. Omaha.
Chicago, Denver, Kansas City
For Ogden. Pocateilo. Mont ~ d. III
pelier and Soda Springs and
I'm ntermsdiate points -. $50 p. m
For Ogden, Denver. Kansas
city, Omaha, St. Louis, Chi
cago, and San Francisco ........6:40 D. m
For Ogden, Butte, Helena, Port
Itud, san Francisco and Cache
'For Tintie Mercur. Provo. San ''''' g. LII
pete, Milford and intermediate
s'For GARFIELD Beach. Tooeie and i'''O9 d. H.
Terminus .. - 7.45 n m
+%Daily except Sunday
days.
Telephone No. 25O
City Ticket Office. Masonic Block. No.
LEO West Second South street:
w II. BANCROFT,
Vice President and General Manager
S. w. ECCLES,
General Traffic Manager.
d. Z. hurley,
Gen1 Passenger and Ticket Agent.
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j. the Republicans
being
= a
= hthe p Homgren eldest educated
department
a
1OO rich land River
a
\ Farmers a
organization which enables the farmers deal directly with
Mr. n to Mary BearRv
and he as
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10
METEOROLOGICAL REooRp.
Yesterdays Observations at the Local
Weather Bureau Office.
Salt Lake City, Utah. Jan. 8. 1S9

Salt Lake City, Utah, Jan. g. 1899.
Mean temperature, 26 degrees; depart
ure from normal, minus L degree; maxi
mum temperature 80 degrees; minimum
temperature. q degrees; accumulated ex-
cess OF Temperature since 1st of the
month, 13 degrees; total precipitation
Gnches and hundredths), trace; departure
from normal, minus .05 inches; accumu-
lated deficiency or precipitation since LIST
of the month, SO inches
Following IS the local forecast of the
weather for today: Cloudy and probably
uGht snow j. II. SMITH,
Section Director.
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THE COLORADO MIDLAND R. R.
Two Through Trains Daily.

IWU IHIOuSLI 14er1IIo Dtt14ys
Between Salt Lake City, Ogden and Lead
vile, Cripple Greek. Colorado Springs,
Denver and all points east. Only line
running THROUGH CHAIR CARS
Through sleepers on both morning and
evening trains. This line, in connection
with the Rio Grande Western, reaches
Denver earlier than any other line via
Colorado Springs. No change of cars or
delayed trains. Take the Colorado Mid
land and save time and enjoy the finest
ride and grandest scenery in Colorado.
For full information call on any K. C. W.
ky. agent. or
w. f. BAILEY, o. A BROWN,
c. P y. Gen. Agent
Denver Colo. Salt Lake City.
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LIZA 4 GALL AAhL I'll
No. 2-For Provo, Grand juno
ton and all points east........ $50 am
No. 4For Provo, Grand juno
ton and all points east. 7:40 IN
No. e-For Bingham, Lehi, Pro-
vo, Mt. Pleasant, Manti, Bel
KNAPP and intermediate points. 500 a. m.
No. S-For Eureka, PaysOn. Pro-
vO and intermediate points,. 500 IN.
No. 3-For Ogden and west. .10.50 D. m
No. Flor Ogden and vest. 9:45 am.
No. 42-For Park City.............. S:25 am
No. 9-FOr ogden, intermediate
and west 49,. ................12:30 pm.
ARRIVE SALT LAKE CITY.
No. From Bingham Provo,
Grand Junction and the east. $3.50 am.
No. 3-FrOm Provo, Grand juno
ton and the east ............... .1O:40 pm.
No. 5-From Provo, Bingham.
Eureka, Belknap. Manti ana
intermediate points. ............. 5:35 p. m.
No. 3From Ogden and the west. $40 a. m.
No. 4-FrOm Ogden and the west. 80 pm.
No. 10-From Ogden and inter-
mediate points --.....---...-.--- $40 pm.
No. From Eureka, Payson,
Provo and intermediate points. 1000 a. m.
No. 4-F'rom Park City,. 5:15 pm.
Ticket Office, 1O3 West Second South,
Postoffice Corner.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10

The fear that money may be used in
the senatorial campaign in Utah would
fill Mark Hanna with horror and call
forth from his local organ a most en-
phatic protest.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10

Attending physicians are of the
opinion that by the first of next week
the Tribune will be partially recovered
from its complication of H. ]. jams
and Penrosia.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10

STOCKS AND INVESTMENTS.
Utah Bank and Commercial Stocks. and
other High Grade investment securities
BOUGHT and sold.
Loans on Stocks.
Dividend-paying stocks bought ana Sold
Investment orders from institutions,
trustees of estates and capitalists will re-
ceiye the best of attention.
JOHN c. CUTLER. JR..
Tel. fT IS Main Street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10

Rabies or jimjams, which?" asks
morning contemporary. From a care
full diagnosis of its case one is led to
believe it has the Heber J. jams.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10

1.-The situation at Iloilo is strained"
says a dispatch; but as General Otis
holds the strainer it isn't so bad.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10
The Eternal Question.
Qndianapolis Journals

Shell wonder why you ever married
me.
He-Because thought 1 loved you. of
course. Did you. get the notion that it
was to pay a bet?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10

1t is now believed that the Janus
incident has closed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10

Did the Best He Could For Him.
Grizzleboy-Ah-h Doctor shan't be
happy till I'm dead,
Doctor-Cheer up-cheer up; I'm doing
the best l can for you.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10
Proved.
D,-Al-

Colonel Phil Emup-The horse, sub. is
the mos intelligent of beasts.
Major Tom Anjerry-Yes, sub. Doesn't
the proverb say you can lead a horse to
watah, but you cannot make him drink
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10
jest OUR JIM"
Denver Post.)

Denver Post)
At the school examination when we sot
back in the crowd,
Watchin of the hull prOceedin'S, we was
gosh-amighty proud,
An noticed that his mother had tear
drop in her eye,
An my own OF gray-fringed blinkerS
want oncomfortably dry,
Fur the one that graduated at the head
of all the school
Wasn't any goldfish swimmin' in the
No, there wasn't any sky-blue blooded
pedigree in him,
Fur the boy that TUX the honor cake was
Jim.
An up yonder in the court house when
he pleaded his first case,
An the jury got a verdick without riSin
from their place.
An the lawyers crowded roun' him an
the jedge came off his seat
Fur to compliment his talent, l could
scarce control my feet,
Couldn't hardly keep from dancin', an 1
wanted fur to whoop
At the way he put the lawyers fur the
plaintiff in the soup.
But although ne sWum in honor an they
made heap of him,
In the heart OF his Oh daddy he was
Jest
Jim.
Then when me an his OF mother went to
hear a famous case
An we saw him there a-sittin' on the
bench with solemn face,
An the lawyers was a-callin' him your
honor" an the court"
How we felt our bosomS swellin' an our
sassy hearts cavort!
There he sot Jest like a statue, full o.
dignity an law,
Jest the very grandest picter of a man
we ever saw,
An although our hearts was swellin full
o. pride clear to the brim,
I KEEP whisperin' to mother it was
Jest
Jim.
But the golden fires o. glory seemed
a-blaZin' in our souls,
T'other night when j come singin Yam
kee Doodle from the polls,
An Jest hoilered out to mother they'd
elected of our son
Fur TO go an set in congress in the halls
at Washington.
Ort to seen us hug each other an
a-kissin' jest like kids,
An the tears a-overflowin' of the dam
beneath our lids,
An a-raggin an a-waltZin' till our heads
begun to swim,
An a-tellin' of each other it was
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EminentIv Qualified.

New York Journal)
The Mani would like to get q position
as floor walker
The Manager-Any experience?
The Man-Five children
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IsEs' THE
Ss5| g FAVORITE.
>0;s o,S~crAHS

LEAVE SALT LAKE CITY.
1.-The Overland Limited for
Chicago, st. Paul, St; Louis,
Omaha. Kansas City, Denver. 700 am.
1.-The Fast Mail" for Chicago,
St Louis, Omaha, Kansas City
and Denver :. .................. $40 pm.
ARRIVE SALT LAKE CITY.
1.-The Overland Limited" from
Chicago, ST. Louis, Omaha,
Kansas City. Denver .......... 3:15 pm.
.The Fast MALL from Chicago,
St Paul. St. Louis. Omaha,
Kansas City and Denver ....-. $3.50 am
City Ticket Office. 291 Main street.
Telephone No. Cos.
H. Nj. CLAY. Gen. Agent.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10
SALT LAKE & OGDEN RAILWAY

Daily Time Card. in Effect September
Leave Arrive Leave Arrive
Salt Lake. Farming Farming Salt Lake.
ten & La ton & La
gOOu- COON.
700 a. m. 7:4O a. m. 7:5e a. NJ. $50 a. m
$50 a. m 1910 a. m. 1880 a m. 10 a. M
$3.50 p. m. 40 p. m 4:SO p. m 5:l0 p. m
Additional trains Sundays and Holidays:
Leave Salt Lake. 11:30 a. m; 100 p. m.
Leave Lagoon, 12:30 p. m; 2:30 D. m.
Round trip to Beck's. including bath,
50 cents.
III. W. EARLY. SIMON BAMBERGER,
Pass. Agt Gen. Mngr.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10

Seats will be on sale for the Harry
Corson Clarke engagement Thursday
morning.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-01-10

The sale for the Daniels engagement
opened with a rush. Mr.. Piper srnil-
ingly remarked that it was quite like
old times, which means much in this
amusement-loying community
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1899-02-11
For the Fortune Hunters.

An cntcrrrsing Frcnchman with gen.
i,Is for money making has compiled and
published what he calls The Directory of
Hcircsscs 1t is having large sale.
IL contains long and authentic list OF
names of unmarried women, both young
and old, including widows, who have
money of their own. or expectations
To each nan is appended such interesting
personal facts rs age looks, figure and
other characteristics of great interest to
marriagcabc men
The Directory of Hciresses" has al
ready proved of vast usefulness. In France
marriages are arranged in most eases on
strictly business principles The idea of
the book is not altogether new rs in some
parts OF Italy, especially Genoa, there have
been for years men and women called
marriage brokers who make a speciality
of bringing young icoplc together with a
view "a their finding life partners In this
they are very successful The marriage
brokers publish regularly list OF the
cligiblss of both sexes in order TO facili-
tate matters for their clients Very liberal
commissions ART pitcn paid by those who
are thus introduced 10 each other if mar
riagc follows. as il very often docs
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1899-02-11

There died In Edinburgh Il few years
ago cheerful, happy looking old woman,
who sold sweets to the children of the
Cowgatc, that wrrtchcd, squalid spot OF
the Scottish capital. Her whole stock was
worth about couple Of shillings, and she
once told me that when at the end of the
day she had made Il or pence profit she
was quite satisfied.
Alas, there are many children in the
Cowgate who never felt in the hollow of
their hands Ii halfpenny or even "a far
thing and who. on bcholding the old wom-
ans basket full of shiny white, pink and
rose candies, would throw side glance of
envy ana pass on, sad and detected, or stop
a few seconds with their fingers in their
mouths. Seldom was a child who could
not afford 10 pay her allowed to pass that
basket without receiving one for love. One
day, coming out of school, the children
looked for the old woman In vain. She
was dead. At her funeral hundreds of
barcfootcl little bo' and girls in rags
followed their departed friend down the
Cowgate.
When that old woman arrived mt the
gates Of heaven, there were more angels to
meet her and take her To the throne of the
Almighty than there would be for the ar
rival Of all the dukes in Christendom. II
there are social sets in heaven. guess that
old woman is u leader of fashion among
the Four Hundred there or my idea of
heaven Is altogether wrong-Max O'Rell
In North American Review.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1899-02-11

Jane Cakclrcad the star drunkard of
this town. is dead She had been convict
ed PSI times OF drunkenness in - years
Magistrates ard policemen knew her we'll
of course, and many of the newsboys were
chumrly with her The strongest thing is
that Cakehrcad didn't take To drink until
she was nearly 80 years old Lady Henry
Somerset in 1895 took Cakchrcad to her
house ut Reigatc and cnlcavor,d to reform
her, but Cakehrcad soon objected 10 what
she called hcing buried alive. and escaped
To her old liaun,s Mr. Paul Taylor re-
tails ONE cf Clkohrad Sapt replies Who
lives in your lodging house, she was ask
cd by the Magistrate one morning "A
very respectable house il is. your worship
There's doctors. there barristcrs. there's
judges in that .hnUSc Judges" inter
ruptcd the magistrate in astonishncnt
"Of beer, your worship. continued Cake
bread. London Letter in Washington
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1899-02-11

Many reports have been received from
Argentina from time To time concerning
the shipping of dead and dried locusts
from that country to Europe The prep
aration of locusts for use as fertilizer
now promises To become II regularly estab-
lishcd industry In Argentina, according
to ! he Review Of the River Plate. A Ger
man firm it appears, has obtained CON
ccssion to buy up dead locus,s all over the
country from the various commissions,
paying s 30 PER ton for the same
For n long time past many people have
thought that dead locusts could be con
vcrtcd to some use and have puzzled their
brains to hit ON solution of the riddle
During the last two years exhaustive cx-
pcrimentS have been quietly made by agri-
cultural chemists ard practical men rs TO
the value of locustS dried and ground TO
powder rs n fcrtilizing agent
The conccSsionaircs arc Of opinion that
the price They can ob;.sin FOR it will enable
them 10 do business with the expectation
Of making a substantial profit The 10.
Gusts arr first 10 bc roughly dried and sent
20 Rosario, which IS t. have the honor of
being the headquarters Of the industry
They aTr then L. hc thoroughly dried IA
socond time and To bc diSinfcctcd, and
fEally ground into powder and packed for
shipment. The cost Of drying Is estimated
at s. per ton, IN addition TO the original
sl.50. and q this viii have to he added
the cost Of labor. carriagc freight and dis
infcct;.nts- Manufacturer
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1899-02-11

To attempt suicide 10y the inhaling OF
Illuminating gas is II very dangerous pro
cecding II cost IA san Francisco plumber
who tried it his leg About two weeks
ago John Reinhoel turned on the gas In
his bedroom and was with difficulty re-
vived Several days aiterward mysteri-
Gus gangrene attacked his right leg. and
that member had To be ainputatcd The
doctors discovered that the Immediate
cause of the gangrene was n eliot of blood
which had formed In his heart during the
time when its action was weakest When
the heart : action became normal the clot
was forced through the arteries until it
lodged in the smaller arteries of the leg
The circulation Of the blood was thus cut
off below it, and that caused the death of
the limb San Francisco Argnnaut
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1899-02-11

We had not seen the fight of the cavalry
brigade says Frederic Remington in Har-
per Monthly, because we We're not at the
front. We would not let it happen again
We slung our packs and most Industrious
ly plO6ded up the Via del Rcy until we got
to within hailing distance Of the picket
posts, and he said: Now Frederic, we
will stay here They will pull of no more
fights of which we are not Il party of the
first part. 4" And stay " did If General
Lawton moved ahead. we went up and
cultivated l.awton. hut If General Chaffec
got ahead, we were his friends. and gath
cred at his mess fire. To bc popular with
us IL was necessary for IA general to have
command Of the advance
But what satisfying soldiers Lawton
and ChafTcc are! Both seasoned. profcs-
sional military types. Lawton. big and
long. forccful and with iron dctermina-
tion. Chaifcc. who never dismounts but
for little sleep during the darkest hours
of the night and whose head might have
been presented to him by one OF William s
Norman baronS. Such head We used
10 81; around and study that head Ii does
not belong to the period; it Is remote,
when the race was young and strong, and
1t has warrior sculpturcd In every line.
1t may seem trivial to you, but must
have people look their part. !" That so
many do not in this age is probably be-
cause men are so complicated, but war
is primitive art, and that is the one
objection | had to Won Moltkc, with his
simple student face He might have been
anything. ChafTcc is a soldier.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1899-02-11

Archbishop Ryan of Philadelphia is one
of the most genial prelatcs in the Amcri-
can Catholic church. At the reception
given In his honor the other day he no.
ticcd many children with their parents
Accompanied by her father, a little girl
was seated somewhat apart from the 9th
ers, and the archbishop, seeing her said
with great gravity, You are with your
father, and, as I am his spiritual father
am your grandfather" This created a
general laugh.
A little later on the archbishop indulged
in another pleasantly. At the conclusion
of the ceremonies at the temperance rcccp-
tion the archbishop gave his blessing and
remarked, "Now Bishop prcndergast will
give you a bigger blessing"
As the bishop arose and stretched his
massive form to its full height the audi.
ence quickly comprchcndcd the arch.
bishops little joke, and the audible smile
that went around compelled thc bishop to
wait few minutes until the proper de
gree Of dignity had been rcg..inej.-Fhila-
delphia Record
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1899-02-11

That English is To be the language OF
trade in Cuba is early evidenced by the
efforts of the Cuban and Spanish mer-
chants to learn the language of the Yam
kee invaders The more progressive mcr-
chants have hired clerks who speak Eng
llsh, and this class of labor is in great de
mand. Others have clerks who think
they can speak English and try to learn
more from their customers.
1t may be said to the credit of the
Havancse that they pick up English much
quicker than the Americans form IA speak
ing acquaintance with Spanish. I.atins
seem to have the facility of acquiring
languages not To be found in the Anglo
Saxons, and we may be sure that inside of
three months English will be spoken in
every store of any size in Havana 1t
may not be the best of English, but it will
be English which all Americans can COM
prehcnd. Havana Times of Cuba.
Democratic messenger. [volume] (Snow Hill, Md.) 1869-1973, 1899-02-11

A recent critic, writing of some ones
new version of the book Of Job, " says
that we have Matthew Arno!d's authority
for the great difficulty of improving on
that masterpiece OF literature.
Mr.. Arnold reminded the world that no
less sensible IA person than Benjamin
Franklin once attempted revision of
job. The old version, Franklin said, had
become obsolete and therefore less agree
able L give, he said, IA few verses
which may serve rs IA sample of the kind
of version would recommend"
We all remember famous verse in the
accepted version:
Then satan answered the Lord and
said, Doth job fear God for nought.'
Franklin made this read in his more
agreeable version
Does your majesty imagine that Jobs
good conduct is the effect Of mere personal
attachment and Affection
As an observation ON this, Mr.. Arnold
said, Il well rcncmhcr how. when first
read that, drew II deep breath of relief
and said To myself, After all. there is u
stretch Of humanity beyond Franklin's
victorious good sense Youth Com
pauion
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TO SAVE THEIR CREDIT.
Winning Tricks That Have Been
Played by Merchants.

The modern system of business makes IL
absolutely essential for man TO be able to
obtain credit, and his success in this re-
spcct depends on his known integrity,
which in business is merely synonymous
with regular payment
When large business house has been
for years in the habit of paying regularly
on "a certain day every month. the creditors
would receive "A shock if the money on one
occasion were n few days late, and the rep
utation of the house for imprcgnable sta
bility might receive some injury
Ii Is therefore not surprising to hear
that tricks have been rcSorted TO by the
heads Of big firms in order to avoid the
mischief which u momcntary pressure
might cause
In one case firm which required few
days extra to admit of their meeting their
monthly liabilities sent out all their
checks in the ordinary manner, but by
pretended error they were left unsigned.
OF course they We're promptly sent back
with letter in each case calling attention
to the omission After days delay the
checks Were again sent out with letters
apologiZing for the mistake But, to the
establishment of the creditors the checks
Were again found to be unsigned They
We're of course sent back again Another
delay ensued. but this time they were re-
turned signed. About four days were
thus gained and the reputation of the firm
remained unshaken.
In n similar case n man pretended to he
too i'll TO sign his checks, and, though usu-
ally most straightforward, he had TO i'm
pose on the doctor who attended him and
s..f f..l-r g f,u
mary complaint. But he recovered with
remarkable suddcnncss when "a large re-
mittance was paid in to his banking nc
count.
A story is told of firm consisting Of IA
ther and son in temporary difficulties
They suffered much anxiety because they
could not meet n large bill on the day it
fell due
Great, however was the joy of the son
when junior partner in the firm which
held the bill came to say that his senior
had gone on the continent and had taken
with him the key of the safe in which the
bill was locked. He asked for check for
the amount of the bill, for which he would
give full explanatory receipt, and he
promised that the bill would be delivered
up in week or two
Before the story had been quite finished
the son, who was quick to see the drift of
matters, asked the creditor to wait mo-
ment while he went to consult his books
He went to his fathers private office, re-
lated the circumstances in rs few words as
possible, and said:
Father, GO to Brighton at once. -
He came back and heard the story out
He then said he regretted very much the
circumstance, but his father had also left
town, and they did not know his address,
and he could not take the responsibility
of paying without the patcrnal authority
Before the continental trip was over and
access to the bill obtained the father and
son were able triumphantly to pay up
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