The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1899-11-22
FOR SALE BY y. e. KAUFMANN.

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drunk bat not when Ol'm sober, sir.
(Old gent gives him up and passes
on)
First Boy (contemptuously)- y)-Hub!
Your ma takes in washing. Second
Boy-Oi course; you didn't s'pose
she'd leave it hanging out over night
unless your pa was in jill, did ye?
"A self-cpening and closing um-
brella has been invented" That's
no good. What the world wants is
an umbrella that will find it's way
back home when stolen"
Mrs. T. J Dickson, Westminster,
S. c., writes: Eleven years ago 1
! was for months unable to do ny
work, and DR.. M. A. Simmons Liver
Medicine restored me to good health.
Think one package of it worth a
dozen of Z?ilin's.
A medical man prophesies that if
for the next ten years the present
relative death rates are maintained,
in 1909 there will be more deaths in
the State of New York from cancer
than from consumption, smallpox
and typhoid fever combined.
It is stated that Gen. NJ G Butler
has been retained as counsel for the
Louisville and Nashville Railroad
system at Washington, with a salary
Of $4,000 per annum. That is bet
ter than politics.
At Geneva, n. Y, the death of
John Burns, 8 years old, is attributed
to vaccination in compliance with
the State board of health regulations
two weeks ago. Within few days
his arm was enormously swollen and
blood poison set in.
HE tried to kiss me, judge" said
the female complainant. ''Didn;t
he succeed" queried the Court.
mo, sir" Five dollars fne!"
thuadered the Court, turning to the
prisoner. BE more careful next
time"
j. D Bridges, Editor "Democrat,"
Lancaster, N. H, says, Zone Minute
Cough Cure is the best remedy for
Group I ever used" Immediately re-
lieves anu cures coughs, colds,
asthma, pneumonia, bronchitis, grippe
and ali throat and lung troubles. It
prevents consumption. J. E. Kauf-
mann.
A lamp exploded without seeming
Cause at Shandon near Columbia. A
negro boy was covered with burning
oil and died from the Injuries re-
ceived in horrible agony. When will
We get an oil inspection bill in South
Carolina?
The fifth cotton mill in the i'm
mediate vicinity of Greenville will be
built in the next few months. S.e-
phen Greene, the famous mill engi-
neer from Boston, has located the
site for the Brandon mill, and work
will commence Immediately.
Il had dyspepsia fifty seven years
and never found permanent relief till
used Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. Now
I am well and feel like new man."
writes S. J. Fleming, Murray, Neb.
It is the best digestant known.
Cures all forms of indigestion. Ply
sicians everywhere prescribe it. j.
E. Kaufman.
Mrs. ". A. Curry suffered a vicious
attack from her milch cow at her
home in Fairview, Greenville county,
recently and received serious and
perhaps fatal injuries. She was at
tackled while trying to save her little
grandchild at which the COW was
running.
"You charge me- two dollars for a
supper consisting only of 'possuu?"
said the guest at the backwoods
hotel well" replied the landlord,
"as fur as market prices go, it amt
wuth it; but that wuz mighty f.t
'possum, stranger, all he wuz so
blamed hard to ketct:."
It will not be surprise to a,y
who are at all familiar with the good
qualities Of Chamberlain Cough
Remedy, to know that people every
: where take pleasure in relating their
experience in the use Of that splen-
did medicine ard in telling of the
benefit they have received from it, of
bad colds it has cured, of threatened
attacks of pneumonia it has averted
and of the children it has saved ftom
attacks of Group and whooping
cough. 1t isa grand, good medicine.
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