New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-16
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


says Catholic priest in "Donohoe's Magazine
that among the scenes and places Of mans future
habitation will be this planet not as we have II
now with It's winters and summers. with Its biting
winds and enervating atmosphere. but as II VIII be
after the great day OF Judgment. when, according
to the clear teaching Of Holy Scripture, the world
Is to be deluged by fire, and In the purifying ele-
ments OF fire the world is to be renewed and re-
generated The world will then be transformed into
a scene OF changeless and SURPRISING loneliness.
fit dwelling place for glorifed man."
He was the new pastor and found It somewhat
difficult TO get acquainted with his flock.
On his way home after his first sermon he over:
took comely young woman whom he recognized
as one OF his congregation
She greeted him With a.,s smile and ne fet en-
81 was glad" he said. TO see you in church church 1t
always gratifes me greatly to observe young per-
son voluntarily seeking the one true haven
Excuse me-. INTERRUPTED the girl with l, slight
Ravens. Jim Ravens. He passes on " the plates
Then the pastor changed the subj~rt-(Cleveiand
Plain Dealer
It is hard to please everybody Just before the
Spanish war numerous earnest advocates OF war
we're denouncing the capitalists OF the country for
their supposed opposition to hosttlities. In fact,
nearly every bad name In the language was hurled
at them And now Professor George d.
Heron. OF Iowa who declares that the war was
brought on by the money power.
Little Georgie-when ! git TO be man wisht
Uncle Bob (who s bachelor-Ah. that's nice
I'm glad TO hear you say IT, ,,
he She saws you've got money to will away. and
1t won't hurt bit to Jolly you -tChicago News
At the municipal election OF Bismarck. ~ d.,
the other day the present Mayor and Board OF
Aldermen were reelected receiving every vote
cast.
A parrot escaped from drug store In Georgia
village few into q church where the coored oretn-
Derched
pit and surveying the congregaton me OF be
irethren Jumped out OF the windows while many
of the sisters fell faintng. The preacher sought ~
!, thar they had to saw him out.-(Atlanta Const!-
tuition.
Here Is an advertisement from Manila news
raper: "Nota Bene-Gentemen who are anxious to
learn the English language properly Please Apply
10 the following address, who Is prepared 10 oeVote
n few hours a day In giving necessary lessons
Arrangements regarding time to be selected etc.,
can be decided personally. suitable to both parties
Term. moderate. Tutor. No 30 Dulambayan, Ma
Mia"
winter in gayiy skating Ger the frozen lake, while
a prudent ant improved each gloomy hour by cut
wv When the summer was come and the thermom-
REGISTERED Jos Ia the oan Of S. Bst
the ant. who loaned money only on scod security
said, what you doing all last winter
an we'll Pitch hay now" ..,,
the sess rJ While
ant sat on the shady eide OF his house. drinking
scod M ana mo Ss9n sod days Of winter or
III Ute VIA ITO
Families living next door to vacant mouse are
often asked for Information by prospective tenants
"The Rochester Herald tells or srch ramiy III
Rochester that Is protecting itself from the annoy
the following
front door:
I'VE haven't the keys to the house next door,
nor do we get the first weeks rent.
Haven, the slightest idea why the last family
moved out.
There are nine rooms and the rent Is 10 week
THE place may be full OF bedougs Tor all we
know .
"rhera q a Mace TO hang out washing on the roof.
"wa dom, know anything about the moral char
acter OF the people door. but can furnish ref
erences ourselves.
For further particulars. please don't ring our
doorbe"
First Friend-Feeling run down. Ell? Now take
my advice-tie a boiled onion between your eyes;
Second con I Friend"My boy, what you want to do Is
to put a, cold poker down your back under your
shirt and pain. your arm po %'n "mp0Sch inc
Third Friend-Oh. know what's wrong, my boy
My mother said that sunhowers tied around the
waist and a lump OF butter on the head were the
best things In the world for IL.
Fourth Friend-In all my experience | never
knew orange peel wrapped around the knee to fail
TO cure.
Wife-Yes John, dear. all these things may be
good but there Is nothing like this tonic my
grandmother used to make Of vinegar. sulphur.
benzine sugar. zinc rust and cobwebs. Now take
some darling. -tPearsons Weekly.
According to THE Albany Argus" 1t should be
pronounced not Awlbany hut Albany-the "a" In
the first syllable short. as in Alfred. Albert. Alice.
The Argus adds that the late Edwin Forrest was
always particular on this point.
"Whoop"' calculated the young man with the
unsteady gait and generally dishevelled appearance.
I'm loaded 10 the muzze!'
'Forbear my friend. forbear," said the thin. tall
man. with the long face and long coat. deprecat-
ingly.
"Nope!" retorted the young man in tones OF Wig
orous denial. "Nopel Not for bear; for sosh'bn-
ityv-CPuck