The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-21
From Other "Pens''
When we sit down at the.table
Looking over the exchanges,
What delight there is before us
Visitors from many RANGES.

Bee, ana journal, anu R6puDncan,
Each to us is sweet boon.
If we've left you out now brother,
Don't feel vexed, nor angry be.
We couldn't get along without you,
So just keep on coming See?
A criminal who does by
illegal means what all the rest of
us do legally.-The Philistine.
The sweetest word in my lang
uage is mother, but that does not
mean forget father. lie Sueur
| News.
The voices of the Nebraskans
and Kansans are growing very
husky from shouting over the1 big
corn crops.-Denver Post.
The wise man not only: let's shis
wife have the last word, but he is
tickled to death when she comes
to it.-Madelia Messenger.
Snakes have recently been dis
covered in Minneapolis water.
What hard drinkers those Mime
apolitans must be. - GAINESVILLE
Democrat.
The Window Campaign against
Ignorance is now in full blast.
Even small pox thirty miles away
hasn't checked the work. Win
dom Reporter.
The man who sold the Merrimac
to the navy department is dead.
It is to be hoped that he will be
forgiven for his share in the trans
action.-Appleton Press.
The PRISON MIRRORS new ed
itor is vast improvement on the
former occupant Of the tripod. He
was the worst ever yet, once all
ready.-New Paynesville Press.
"Whisky is steady" says a late
market report. Perhaps it is, but
the man with several fingers of it
concealed under his vest is apt to
be otherwise. Adrian Democrat.
A man near Mankato rejoices in
the name Of Windmiller. That
name would easily give rise to a
family tendency to wheels in the
head. Hutchinson Times.
There will be no kick coming on
the whisky trust that is forming.
Here's hoping it will send the
price of red-eye up above the reach
of every one of it's victims.
Paynesville Press.
Many wives tell their husbands,
that they are not worth a cent,
but when these same husbands are
killed in a railway accident the
wives sue the company for $4,000
damages. -St. Louis Humorist.
A state exchange informs us
that tombstone in the cemetery
of it's town bears the name:
"Brydget Kathryne Mae Mac
Guynness." Isn't that carrying
crazy nomenclature to grave limit?
denver Post.
If the iron and steel manufac-
turers succeed in cornering the ore
output they will come pretty near
having a cast iron cinch. They
met in Indianapolis Tuesday to-
devise ways and means to that end.
Hutchinson Independent.
The man who died in the Klon
dixie leaving $5OO,OOO and four
widows to fight over it evidently
went north for peace and stumbled
across gold, while many men left
peace and comfort and stumbled
over the ruin of their hopes
Evening Wisconsin.
Another Mormon apostle was
fined 500 last week for polygamy
and paid up promptly. Isn't this a
pretty low figure to set for this
sort of business? A rich Mormon
could afford to walk up pretty
often at this rate and pay his fine
before being seriously incom-
moded.-Austin Transcript.
A change in the editors of The
PRISON MIRROR has been made.
The present editor has wrought a
wonderful change in that sheet,
and it is now the wittiest paper
published in the state. To read it.
is. a SIRE cnre for the hines and #