Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-04-27

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marry Martin WAS up from HOQuiam
Tuesday, AZ q witness on the Hilton
Ninemire & Morgan case.
Mrs. N. p. Larson came up from Aber-
deem Monday and had fine monument
erected at her late husbands grave.
Frank Freeburger returned Monday
from the Sound. Frank attended the
Dental College in Tacoma the last term.
H. H. and J. NJ. Carter left Tuesday
for Republic. where they - to open up
the property Of the Shssidsn Mining Co.
Prof. H. A. Cook closed a six months
term OF school OH the Sstsop last Friday.
Prof. Cook expects to spend the summer
in California.
The ladies Of the May. Flower Circle
entertained the members Of the w. Of w.
last Friday evening. An elegant time
was reported.
X. S. Gribble has ordered stock Of
general merchandise and will soon open
up store in the building lately vacated
| by q. N. Viii son.
VIM. Darby came up from Mason's
camp Saturday evening and proved up
on his farm on North river before Land
Commissioner Sutton Tuesday.
The remains of Chas. Mattson ST., Of
Ocosta, was brought to Montesano and
inferred in the cemetery lrst Friday.
Rev. E. H. Todd paeached at the grave
A man by the name Of NJ. G. Morris
was arrested in Hoquian and brought to
the county Jail for forging a check on
Poison Bros. The check was passed on
Mrs. 8. E. Van Glider.
A very painful accident happened to
Fred Smith last week. While painting
the ceiling OF the kitchen he stepped into
reservoir Of boiling water and scalded
one foot and leg nearly to the knee.
The Sheridan Mining Co. has placed q
block of twenty-five thousand shares on
the market at three cents per share. To
hear the promoters talk. buyers Of stock
will be millionaires in few months.
The ladies' OF the Eastern Star enter
tanned at their hall Saturday evening.
The steamer T. G. Reed brought up a
crowd from the Harbor. Music and
dancing with fine lunch formed the
pleasures of the evening.
Mr.. Edger J. Norton and Miss Grace
Kennedy we're united in marriage in this
citv last Friday. Justice Of the Peace
Sutton officiating. In the evening the
bows of the city entertained the newly
welded couple in their modest way.
Mr.. uooley ON Our Relations With the
| Filipinos.
"We say to thin: Now, ye
mis- rable, childish minded apes, We pro-
pose FIR to larn ye th' uses iv liberty. In
ivry city in this unfair land we will erect
school houses an packin' houses an
houses iv correction, an we'll larn ye our
language, because it's aisier to .rn We
ours than to larn ourselves yours, an
we'll give We clothes if ye pay FIR thin.
an if ye don't ye can go without, an whln
ye'er hungry We can go to tn morgue-we
name tn resth'rant-an' ate good
square meal iv ARMY beef. An well
sind TIL great Gin'ral Eagan over fr to
larn We itikit an Andrew Carnegie to
larn We pathreetism with blow-heles into
It. an Gin'ral Alger to larn ye to LIQUID
onto lob, an whin ye've become edy'
Gated an all tn blessins Nv civilization
that we don't want, that'il count We wan.
We can't give ye amy votes because we
haven't thin enough to go round now,
but we'll threat ye tn way father shud
threat his childer if we have to break ivry
hone in ye'er bodies. So come 70 our
ar.rms.' says we.
"But, glory be. it's more like rass'ln'
match than fathers embrace. up gets
this little monkey iv an Aguenaldoo an
COWS he: Not for u.s. he says. we
thank ye kindly, but we believe ne says
lin pathronisin' home industhrles, ne
saws am he says, Il have on hand ne
saws. 'an' fr sale,' he says, a very su'
nervor brand iv home made liberty ike
ve,er mother used to make ne says
IT'S long way firm ye'er plant to here
he SAWS. AN be tn time q cargo Nv hper.
tv., he says, got out here an was handled
he tn middlemen,' he says, it m'gn'
spoil' he says. we don't want amy
col, storage or embalmed liberty ne
savs What We want an what tn Oh
reiiable house iv Aguenaldoo,' he says
supplies to tn thrade,' he says, is lr.res1 !,
liberthy, fright off tn far-rm,' he says
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