Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1899-05-03
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from Apia and put him in conservatory.
--Pittsburg Telegraph.
The devil Bob IAgersoll is using in his
new lecture is pres med to be a fireproof
affair. Washington Post.
The crop of peaches and United States
Senator's seems to be a total failure in
Delaware this year. Kansas City Jour.
nal.
The proposed candy trust has not yet
been organized, but il may be organized
in the sweet y-and-by.-Pittsburg Tele-
graph.
Admiral Dewey found the Oregon in the
same high state of allrightness that the
Oregon found Adrimal Dewey.-St. Paul
Dispatch.
After the S20,0o0O0o baking powder
combine gets under way. all baking pow
Ger. of course, will be absolutely pure"
= Boston Globe.
When they say that the British and
American soldiers are fighting together
they don't mean in the old way.-Cleye-
land Plain Dealer.
The wedding of Mr.. Vanderbilt and
Miss Virginia Fair is another illustration
of the tendency of capital to coalesce.-
Pittsburg Telegraph.
In case Tom Reed decides to retire from
public life he will do so without going
through the vice-presidential term of pro
bation. Washington Post.
The Government might expedite mat
tiers in the Philippines by permitting
Aguinaldo to eap.sre a few cargoes OF
canned beef fiansas City Journal.
Aguinaldo's triup,raant advance so far
has been mastery retreat. Maybe he is
going around the world so as TO enter Ma
Mia on the other side.-Boston Globe.
The Filioinos are welcome to their
mountain iairs. Nobody is cutting off
| their speedy retirement to their rocky
strongholds. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Aguinaldo has doubtless noticed that
the American soldiers observe very few
of the Spanish holidays while there is
trouble on hand.-Milwaukee Sentinel.
An Alabama cycline tore three churches
up by the roots and never touched gin
mill. Still, 1t was referred to as a yisita-
tion of Proyidence.-St Paul Dispatch.
"A Forum contributor tackles the aues-
ton: "Was Washington the author of his
own farewell aduress?" Whom does the
writer suspect-Lord Bacon?- Boston
Globe.
Talking of our absorbing Cuba, the peo-
pie OF thas island selling "fake;' war relics
to American visitors shows they are dis
posed to also take us in.-Philadelphia
Times.
The latest shoplifter arrested ia New
York hes just stolen Bible from a de-
efe. ~ as.,It H., Il 4
to make her read it for while. Boston
Globe.
The makers of maple sugar were so pre-
yious with their work that they got the
product ON the market about two weeks
before the sap began to run.-St. Paul
Dispatch.
Another feature of Dewey's work which
commends itself is his ability to refrain
from piling up the cost for cable tolls
when there is no news worth sending
Milwaukee Sentinel.
There is one thing TO be said in favor of
pugilists. No matter how much talking
they may do befose their battles they
never wind up W h an Investigation of the
beef. Washington Post.
The baseball managers should be
thoughtfui enough 10 PROVIDE an umpire
for their next business gathering If they
can find a man brave enough 20 take the
position.-Philadelphi Ledger
Ambassador Choate is making nice
speeches on the other shore Of the ocean.
He did the same thing here, but he
wouldn't be an able lawyer if he couldn't
talk well on both Sides Philadelphia
Times.
The weather department is inclined to
think the backbone of winter will be i,rok-
en- by the Fourth OF July. The weather
department, however, is not always relia-
bic. We shall have to take chances
Kansas City Journal.
Gen. Eagan says good deal Of the tes-
timony before the beef inquiry board was
false. This is much better than declaring
that the witnesses lied in their throats.
hearts and other portions OF their anat-
omy Kansas City Journal.
Another good old superstition shattered.
A woman has been poisoned by the
scratch Of rabbit, and is willing to admit
that there are some things luckier than
the left hind foot OF the picturesque ro-
dent New York Evening Telegram.