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The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11
Teachers Examination.
Miller s. ID, Nav 10,

Miller S. d, May 10, 90.
Notice is hereby given that on Fri
day June 2nd, 1899, there will be
held the regular examination OF ap-
plicants for certificates to teach in
the public schools of Hand county.
21t3 j. III. SNoDDY, Supt.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

The beginning OF crop season is
very favorable, IA reported by farm
ers from different sections in town
this week. Hon. w. 5. Thomas and
+. Benning from the north end OF
the county, report good stand of
wheat, with some sowing this week.
Ross Hannum and james Croll says
the east side crop is practically all
in and doing well, Rem Johnson,
from Mondamin, in the south, re-
ports SMALL grain about all in, and
the grass crop coming on nicely.
These farmers, and their routes to
town. cover q range of many miles,
and their combined reports Indicate
Il very favorable, tho somewhat
late, opening of the crop season.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

L treasurer p. Olson has bought
100 head of young steers, and Will
add that branch to his extensive
farming. Suppose Pete had traded
his 300 to 800 acre wheat field Tor
as many young cattle eight or ten
years ago!
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11
For Sale.

The +. f. Noyes, residence, black
smith shop, carriage and wagon
shops and three other good houses
for sale in st, Lawrence. 2lt2
PUsEY 4 BALDWIN.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

fankton County States attorney
tells the Yankton Gazette that the
law requiring assessors to make a
preliminary registration OF voter $ is
not operative this year. He is right
if the new law doe, not go into eff
feet until the usual time, July LIST.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

Uncle Sam came to town the other
day, took out his wallet and pal |
that $50, 100000 70 Spain, remark
ing, "there, that's settled: and Oh It
Of the way"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

The L. 5. experiment station at
Brookings diagnoses the prair lie fire
thusly: ltremoye more nitrogen from
the soil than five crops of wheat.
Now be good, anu quit burning stub
ble-and your neighbor's property.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

Deputy treasurer J. p Morril
moved a building from st. La wrence
yesterday, to be made into an ad-
dition of his dwelling. j. W. Hall,
of Rec Heights did the moving.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

Major j. Z. Campbell was III from
the gulch Saturday, and in his OBJ
servant way notes that we have
three blessings,-good roads.
plenty of sunshine, and good health
three cardinal virtues, rs it were,
to make the people happy.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

karfs Glover Root Tea is pleas
ant laxative. Regulates the bowels
pnrifies the blood. Clears the COM
plexion. Easy to make and pleas
ant to take. 25cts. Sold by n.
johnson & Co. 20y1.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

Ladies, Take the Best. ifyou are
troubled with CONSTIPATION, Sallow
Skin, and Tired Feeling, take Karl's
Clover Tea, it is pleasant to take.
Sold by y. Johnson X Co. 2Oy1.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

All newspaper correspondents Mt
Manila, OF all political beliefs, for
and against expansion, agree that
the Aguinqldo TagalS could not put
up u successful hone government.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

Greater Miller needs better streets,
better sidewalks, as u matter OF con-
venience, comfort and appearance |;
and better drainage as matter of
health.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

Be Not Deceived! A Cough,
Hoarseness or Group are not to he
trifed with. A dose in time OF
Shiloh's Cure will save you much
trouble. Sold by n. Johnson & Co.
20y1
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

Americas greatest soldier was a
"silent man. a few generals would
do we'll Just now to initiate him.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11
Paint Up.

! have a fine line of paints ready
for your spring work. Am nlss
agent for the celebrated Monte,
wind mill and pumps. First doc.
south OF Citizens bank, Miller. If
GEO. JEFrEPv
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

An elegant line of ladies Spring
capes, suits and skirts just rse'd- at
Coguilletes. II :"
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

1t is said the fish are getting sporty
again. But just wait until the
spring rush is over and the town
farmers wives get gardens plant
ed.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

The state fair will again be held
at Yankton, that city having put up
the necessary $4,000.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11
GA - II q EI a.
Bears the The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature Of &N2ZzZm
Land Wanted.

Ii you wish to sell your land, list
it with me, want to buy n few quar-
tiers. They must he cheap for cash.
tt q. {. BRIGGS.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11
gle Nioneer press.
ESTABLISHED JANUARY lTH, 1882.
PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY by
J. A. BUSHFIELD, PROPRIETOR.


Another Ohio horse buyer is here
gathering up shipment.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

Col. j. i. Keyes marshaled his
forces together Tuesday and with
the aid OF some enterprising citizens
set out about 1000 small cotton
wood an willow trees around lake
artesian. Cool work. The city
should now take care OF them. In
five Years they will be trees, and
everybody over 20 knows it only
takes a few short worries and five
years disappears like the clouds in
July when corn wants to ear out.
The pioneer press. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 1893-190?, 1899-05-11

A glimmer of hope is held out to
us laundering mortals at last,
Richard Gallienne's recent vindica-
ton of Eve may indicate that dis
tant generations may come further
down the line. OF course its posi-
bile that Eve has lost some interest
In the matter by this time.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26

sites on the public lands will soon be is
sued by the interior department. The
secretary of the interior has been consid-
ering the necessity of additions to regu-
latiOns formerly issued under the act of
June 13, 1897, relating to reservoirs for live
stock.
The new law and the regulations under
it have been greatly abused by repeated
locations of those who seek to mon0polize
the public lands to the exclusion of those
who want to locate homes In one in
stance, in Kansas. one person located sew
eral hundred contiguous tracts q reser-
vOir sites. In a limited section in one
county in Nebraska 800 locations were
made.
The new regulations will limit the right
to these sites to those actually engaged in
breeding, grazing and handling stock and
then to the actual necessities of each APP
plicant. They will also provide that If
a reservoir site is fenced or if an attempt
is made to use it for any other than res
ervOir purposes the right to it shall he
Immediately Cancelled. 1t Will be the pur-
pose of the new regulations to afford
der the new law ample water facilities
for all who really need them for live
stock and to effectually prevent abuses
cOmDlained of.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
A HOLD-UP.
The Police Are Somewhat in the Dark
About Details.

A ragged little colored boy was run
hing down Jackson street, his hat in
one hand and his other fist tightly
clinched. His head was thrown back
and his eyes protruded like two hard
boiled eggs in a pot of coffee.
His mouth was open and he was
breathing hard. Chief Ramsey was
sitting in front of the station and turned
to watch him come. Pit-a-pat went his
bare feet on the pavement. He brought
up in front of the chief with a jerk.
Use been held up he blurted out.
by whom?' asked the chief
Il dunno, I nebber asked inn
How did he hold you up?'
HE had er rebolber es big es er can
non and he showed de ting right squar
in ma face"
How big was the revolver?" asked
the chief
"Es big es ma body. 1t was awful
He stuck it up in front OBJ me and 1 jes'
yelled. He started ter run one way end
I started ter run de oder and here 1 is
and I wants i'm pinched."
This is the first hold up in Topeka for
some time
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
, Then comes the examination.

ing Then comes the examination.
Frank Dudley who was burned in the
grand stand fire while trying to rescue
his horse, is still suffering from his
burns.
A swarm of bees settled in the city
park at Hiawatha some time ago and
nearly all the town turned out to hive"
them.
be placed at convenient places along
Kansas avenue for people to throw
refuse in.
There will be special services at the
First Presbyterian church every even
ing this week, preparatory to commun-
ion next Sunday.
The ten cent show tonight will attract
more couples in search of amusement
than a so cent show and there is more
fun to the expedition.
w. H. Chute, who has been with War
rem M. Crosby for a number of years,
has gone to st. Louis to travel for a
wholesale silk house.
Mrs. Nellie Humbert has applied for
az divorce from her husband, Charles H.
Humbert They have been living at
sos Sixth avenue east.
A Topeka young man thinks a girl
looks out of place sitting in a hammock
alone. He always tries to keep the girls
he knows from looking out of place.
Garfield park is the paradise of CHG
gers these days. So many picnics are
held there that each chigger can take
Nearly every boy in Topeka is doing
his utmost just now to accumulate cap
ital to be used towards making older
people miserable on the Fourth of July.
More than 300 people attended the re-
ception given Department Commander
Coulter by Lincoln post Saturday night
on the eighteenth anniversary of the
post.
Wichita Eagle: The Kansas City
Times is squeezing brine out of its eyes
lei does SnRnd
an hour a day in the office of pension
agent.
This is the time of year when people
feed their fingers into their neighbours
lawn mower Next week this sort Of
pastimes will be varied with Fourth OF
July accidents.
James J. Jeffries, the new pugilistfc
champion is to be in Kansas City We'd
nesday. Some of the local sports are
engineering a movement to have him
visit Topeka.
A good sized class of initiates will be
nut through the beneficiary degree of
the ROYAL Neighbors of America at
Shawnee camp No. $500 on next Thurs
day evening.
The anti-explosionists are getting
ready to get out of town on the Fourth.
They will try to find some quiet place
where the smell of burnt powder will
not reach them.
The question of transferring the fair
grounds to the city for a public park is
being again OlSCuSSSd ny NAC NOoAIy
commissioners since the grand stand
has been burned.
The A. 0. U. w. lodges of Kansas
seem to be a healthy condition. No as
sessment for June, which is the second
time this year that the No assessment
notice. has been sent out.
The team of Cheops Council No. .,
Ancient Order of Pyramids, won a great
deal of praise at the Royal Temple of
the order at Kansas City. 1t was in
charge of Mrs. Meredith.
A Topeka family recently sold their
pony and the cart that was made ex-
pressly to fit the pony. The outfit was
taken to Kansas City and has just been
purchased by a New York nabob for
his family
w. L. DeGrof will conduct teachers
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
INVESTIGATE CHARGES.
Grand Army Pension Committee to
Vindicate Evans.

Chattanooga. Tenn. June 26.-At the
suggestion of Colonel H. B. Case, of this
city, the members of the pension COM
n1ittee of the national encanpment of
the Grand Army of the Republic, Will
meet in Washington on July II. Colonel
Case. who is a strong supporter of Mr..
Evans, said today: THE scandals and
ISLANDERS against Mr.. Evans have been
a disgrace to the G. a. R.. and it is
time the matter was settled. The COM
mittee will visit the pension office, ex-
anime the records, etc, and ascertain
the merits of all these charges against
Evans. Our reports will be a strong
document, and, L hope, will forever put
a stop to the SANDER and charges
against Mr.. Evans"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
WHEAT LOOKING UP.
In Some Parts of Europe Crop Pros
poets Have Improved

London, June 26-The Mark Lane Ex-
press today says the crop prospects in
England and France have improved.
The wheat is heading in France under
thoroughly satisfactory conditions and
a, yield of forty million quarters is ex-
pected. Advices from central Europe
snow that after allowing for local
troubles a full average wheat crop is
promised from the Baltic to the Ad-
riatic and from the Rhine to the Wis
tula. An almost unbroken story of crop
deterioration comes from south Russia
East Poland and the East Baltic
provinces.
The Express urges English wheat
holders to hold their grain and thus
defeat an attempt of the Americans to
bear the market
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
SNAP SHOTS ATHOME NEWS

Another beer agency was established
here last week.
Another race meet for this fall is be-
ing talked about.
Austin Brady of the State Journal is
seriously sick with fever.
Quarterly meeting was held at the
First NJ. E. church Sunday.
Sheriff Cook was out near Dover Sun
day to visit his brother. who is sick.
The average boy always likes to have
money to burn on the Fourth of July
The pictures of Mrs. Fred Funston
bear a slight resemblance to the Rose of
Hilo.
Ira O. Howe will erect a $1,000 resi-
dence on lots 1856 and 3S7 Harrison
street.
A Topeka man wants to know if peo-
pie go to an equine show to hear the
horse laugh.
Rev. DR.. H. D. Fisher preached Sun
day at Auburn church, which he dedi-
Gated in 1867.
The report of an occasional frecrack-
er denotes the near approach of the
Fourth of July.
The state house steps and Judge Mar
tins corner are the favorite billing and
cooling places.
The work on the new entrance steps
to the Church of the Assumption as al
most completed.
The two Topeka lodges of the East
ern Star held a picnic in Garfield park
Saturday afternoon
The open car to Oakland Sunday
night was the favorite trip for Sunday
night excursionistS.
Albert Rosen has returned from Leav-
enworth where he was engaged in the
NJ. K. & t land case.
The Kansas cOntin gent of the Buffalo
conference of reformers will leave for
that meeting this afternoon.
One Topeka man has a useful as well
as an historic paper weight in the shape
of a small stone from Moro castle.
The first Presbyterian church was
crowded last evening. A sacred song
service was rendered by the choir.
d. o. McCray has returned from Ar
kansas, where he has spent several
weeks prospecting in the backwoods-
The last week of the Shawnee coun-
ty teachers institute began this morn
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
ALL HARMONIOUS.
New French Cabinet Starts OFF With
Bright Prospects

Paris, June 26.-The cabinet ministry
presented themselves to chambers this
afternoon.
The chamber of deputies was throng-
ed and there was great animation at
the opening of the session when it be
came known that two alleged hostile
groups. the sOcialist-radicaiS and the
democratic left. had decided to vote in
favor OF the government and that NJ
Paul DeCasagnac had written his inter
peilation.
Identical statements were read in the
chamber of deputies by the premier,
N Waldeck-ROusseau and in the SEN
ate by the minister of justice, NJ Monis.
They were as follows:
The chamber Of deputies in express
ing itself resolved not to support any
government but one determined to de-
1end theoretically republican institu-
tons and assure public order. has clear
y defined the task imposed upon the
new cabinet.
The ministery has no other ambition
than to accomplish it"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
KANSAS GIRLS PLUCK.
Miss Vynes Astonishes Brooklyn by
Her Skill on Horseback.

New York, June 2e.-Miss Idyna
Vynes, a Kansas City girl, who has
stirred a mild sensation among idlers
in Prospect Park. Brooklyn, by her
daily rides man fashion, had an expert
ence with an open trolley car yesterday
which showed her pluck and skill.
Her horse, frightened by one car
plunged into another and his feet We're
caught in the .up-turned side step. The
horse was dragged some distance on
his hind legs, the rider staying in the
saddle and patting him with her free
hand to quiet him. The horses fet-
locks were cut, but he was released
otherwise uninjured. Miss Vynes was
born and reared on a ranch in Kansas
and is visiting relatives in Brooklyn.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
WHAT WAS ACCOMPLISHED
BY the Antarctic Expedition of the
BeIgica-

New York, June 26.-A dispatch from
MoRtevideO today says:
for La Plata today. NJ De Gerlache,
leader Of the expedition, sums follows
the result of his journey to the Antarctic
regions.
l. Discovery of a channel which was
named the Belgica channel.
= Discovery of archipelago formerly
believed to be isolated island.
,. Rectification of numerous errors in
the British admiralty maps concerning
Fire island and Shetland islands.
4 The water temperature permits the
suppOsition that there is a continent far
70 the south.
) Important discoveries referring to
fora and fauna
8. Discovery of unknown lands, es-
ciaily Dance island.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
HuM0R CURE
For All Who Suffer from Skin
and Scalp HumorS.

To successfully treat torturing and dishg-
urlng scalp, skin. and blood humors, with loss
OF h2ir- requires a humor cure, and such is
SUTlCl IA REsoLNEST, greatest of blood puri-
Gers and humor expelling remedies.
II extends its purifying influence bv means
OF the pores to the surface of the skin allayiIi
irritation, Inflammation, itching. and burn
1ng, and soothing and healing external hui
mors. because of its power to neutralize
HUMoR GERMS which float in the blood and
Circulating huids- 1t purifies the fluids of the
bowels, liver, and kidneys, and maintains
them in a normal condition of health thus
removing common cause of yellow, notify,
greasy skin, pimples, blotches, and black
heads Hence CUTICURA REsoIvENT used on
every occasion possible. with SUTICURA Joint
Ee1t) and CSTICIJRA SOAP, externally, is the
Ieadiest means of realizing that greatest of
human blessings" skin without blernish and
= body nourIShed with pure blood
Sol1 exsrywhere- Price. sOs- and 81. PoTTEE D. L c.
CsErs SslsSroPs, Boston. How ~ Cure aunors,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26

San Francisco, June 25.-Edward Pot
ter Cressrock, brevet lieutenant colonel
ana captain OF the Third United States
cavalry, has been buried in the nationaI
cemetery with full Masonic rites. He
was a graduate of West Point, class of
1903 He served with distinction and
lion and latterly held posts on the from
tier.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
The Paris Still East.

London, June 26.-The attempts made
Saturday and Sunday to float the Amer
lean liner Paris were unsuccessful The
vessel is more bouyant but is still fast.
Five divers are now examining her.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
PLEADS GUILTY.
Another of the Kidnapers of the
CLARK Baby Sentenced.

New York, June 26.-Mrs. George B.
Barrow, when arraigned before Justice
Werner in the criminal branch of the
supreme court today pleaded guilty to
the charge of kidnapping baby Marion
Clark. She was sentenced to twelve
years and ten months imprisonment
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
Struck by a Chinaman.

New-York, June ga dispatch to the
Herald from Pekin says: G. A. Fifche
Interpreter of the French legation
here, has been struck by a Cbinamao
and is suffering from bruises. The
french minister demands public apol-
ogy from the Tsung Lii Yamen
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26

to Los Angeles will leave Topeka 1880
p. m. July 3. Free chair cars.
Pullman sIeepers through. Stops en-
route at points of interest. For space in
chair cars or sleepers apply to w. ].
Black, C. P. A, Topeka.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
Denver, Colorado Springs, Pueblo and
Return $1,000 via the Santa Fe.

Tickets on sale from June 25th to July
11th- The only line having rock bal
last track from Topeka to Colorado.
No dust or dirt. Harvey eating houses.
See T. L. King, Agt
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26

Heinz's Ice Cream delivered at yo11r
door. Phone 397. 212 East Eighth ST
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26

Your linen left spotless.. American
Steam Laundry. 112 West Seventh.
Telephone BAL.
We mend and sew on buttons free
American Steam Laundry. Tele. 24I.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26

Heinz's Ice Cream is the best. Phone
397-212 East Eighth street.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26

Heinz's Ice Cream made from pure
cream. Phone 397
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26

25 dozen Ladies' Fine Isle Vests, full
silk trimmed; sold by many stores at
35c, marked special. ........:. csc
so dozen Children's fast black Ribbed,
full regular made Hose, double knee
and special heel and toe; sold by most
stores at zoe; ticketed here at..-.. 14c
Ladies' fancy Isle Dropped Stitched
Hose, fancy high colored stripes, stripes
running around, had a fine business on
these at soc; repriced to close out
at NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 0Oc
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
NOTIONS.

Ladies, Misses and Children's side
elastic Hose Supporters, sold at 8 and
10c, for NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. DC
Boys Royal Waist and Hose Sup
porters, ages to 10 years only; former
~ 5Ocs Tor Observation-Disclosures. zoe
Harmless Hair Curriers'; formerly 15c,
for box OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. $50
Ladies' Apply Linen Collars, good
styles, sizes u. 1219, IA and 1415; sold
at 15c, for. each. SC
Ladies' Satin and Silk Puff Ties;
formerly Csc, for .....................1 5c
Ladies' Plaid Bow Ties; formerly 25c
LOT ---..-.-...-.. -. DC
~-~~~-~-~--~-~~-o-~-~~~
LundbOrg's Choice Perfumes
TIC an ounce.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
The Santa Fe's N. E. A. Special

Oxygenors at room so. Columbian Bid.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26

Ladies' Lisle thread drop stitch black
boot and light top. These are our soc
values, though we have been selling
them at 35c; repriced for this sale. .25c
Is dozen Ladies' Black Silk Mitts
special tomorrow ........... 1Oc
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
A THRIFTY KANSAN
Locates Several Hundred Contiguous
Tracts as a Reservoir Sites.

Washington. June 26.-New regulations
Tor the control of the entry of reservoir
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26

Telephone $50. Kaczynski. for char
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26
Hosiery and Underwear.

We expect fine business at these
counters. No jobs, but many of our
everyday popular sellers at regular
prices.
Is dozen Ladies' -Richelieu Ribbed
Vests in white and ecru silk, tapped
neck and arms; our everyday I0c
seller at 1919, marked special at W
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-06-26

Sold exsryvhere- Price. SOC and 81. PorTEE D. L c.
CsErs SsisSroPs, Boston. How ~ Cure HumOrs fes