Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-10-05

| IN, he says, an have manifesto
with u.s. he says. Come just IS "
ar-re," he says. "'Tis an inf-rma
riv'lution,'' he says
An away he whit At sharp
O'Clock tn gfv'lution bsgun TIL
sthreets was dinsely packed with busy
journalists, polls, sojers, an fash.
caably dhressed ladies who come dowr
firm tn Chang's All Easy in moto-
cycles There WI. great excitement
as Jools come to tn windy an pinneo
Itcpy iv his vallyable journal on tn
ll-ac,ompanied beathrusty liftinant
wavin' a statement iV tn circulation iy
tn Anti-Jew. JCcls at this moment
was tur-rble sight. He was dhressed
| firm head to foot in Harveyized, bomb
I:cCf steel, with az asbestos rose in
his button hole Round his waist was
sthrapped 400 rounds iv cartridges an
eight days provisions. He carTid a
Mauser rifle on each shoulder. a ma
chine gun undher wan arm, dinny-
mite bomb undher another, an he was
smokin' a cigareet- Ladies an gin
tlemel," he says, I'm proud an
pleased to see we prisint in such large
numbers at tn first riv'lution iv tn
prisint season." he says. with tn
kind permission iv tn hated polls I'M
uuOT Ill u1-ICCllO1 Nv SOOG Il l1IQ dLA
fellow journalist, Loot Franswoo Cop
pere, an tn ARMY, f'r whcse honor
iVry Fr-rinchman II lay down his life,
tn siege will now begin. We will
not" he says, lave this house till we
have driven ivry cur-rssd Cosmypoh-
tan or Jew" he says, "fr' I'm this noble
land iv tn brave an home iv tn
flea" he says "Veev Fr-rance,'' he
says. "Veev Jocls Guerin'," he says.
'fCcnspuez Rothscheeld," he says. Its
ye'er move, Loot" he says, to tn po-
lisman.
81 defer to tn ARMY. whose honor
is beyond reproach, says tn polisman,
cor reconition," ne says. ''Veev
Parmy," he says.
Thank ye," says Gin'ral Below, sa-
lutin; 81 will do me jooty Man can
do no more" he says. "Jools," he
says, "surrinder," he says. Eye can
not longer ho1' out" he says "Ye
have provisions on'y fir eight years.
we will remain till tn last wan iv
US perishes iv indigestion" says Jools
Thin 1 must take stt-;c-g meas
ures," says tn ginaal. "At a given
signal we Will starm tn house, bate
down tn dures, smash in tn roofs, cut
off tn gas, poison tn wather supply,
back up tn sewer, break tn windys,
an Praise tn rint''
~D0 ye'er worst says JooIs,
proudly.
Thin s2gs tn gin'ral, impressive
1y, IF these measures do not suffice, 1
will SUSPEND tn delivIy iv tn mails
he says.
'tMisereant!" cries Jcols. tur-rnin'
white. AN this is called a merciful
cover mint" he says. 'Mcng doo." he
says, what cr-rimes will not Fr-rinch-
men commit again Flr-rinchmen," he
says. But" he says, we little know
us if ye think we can be quelled be
Whence he says. Il have a last
card, he says. 4 refuse to give tn
signal he says.
Thin" says tn gin'ral, tur-rnin'
away with tears in his eyes, I'VE must
adopt other measures.
Very WE'LL says Joo.s, "but mark
wan thing-that if We attempt to make
me ridiculous, We shall suffer"
Il assure We, Moag Editor SAYS tn
gin, ral, earnestly, that tn gover'mint
will not make We amy more ridiculous
than it makes itsilff," says he.
Me honor is satisfied" saws .Jocls.
DO ye'er worst" he says.
At 8 O'Clock tn minister iv war ar
rived an took command. He ordher-
ed up twinty rig'mints iv cav'lry. tin
oatthries iv artillery, an two divisions
Nv tut Sojers. 1t was his intintionl to
sind tn caV'lry in over tn roofs, while
tn army carried tn front stcop. pro-
-ected by fire firm tn heavy artillery,
while tn Fr-rinch navy shelled tn
back dure. But this was seen to be
impossible because tn man that owned
III wine shop next dure, he said 'twud
1riye away custom. All tn sthreets |
r miles ar-round was blockaded with |
'ut effect TIL fire department was
ealled to put Jools out, but wather !
liver touched him. TIL sewer gang
wint down an blocked tn dhrains, an !
[ocls soon had inspirations FIR a years
vrit1n'. At last accounts tn garrison |
vas still holdin' out bravely again a
fire iv canned food, Holsters, /
'melets. an hams. A brave gossoon |
n tn Sivinth artill'ry did particularly
affective wurruk, hur-lin' a plate iv
scrambled eggs acrost tn sthreet with
tut spillin' dhrop, an is now thrain-
n a pie like mother used t3. make on
\ first windy iv tn sicUnd f1ure 1t Is
eported that tn minister iv war. at 4
''clock tomorrow mornin', will dhrop
. bundle of copies iv JG0ls' paper
through tn chimbley. Whin he opens
b. window pome be Paul Derouleda
II be r-read to him. This is again tn
.rticles iv war, but tn case is desp'-
ate.
But I was thinkin' Hinnissy, as
7alked down tn Rood Chabrool, how
ID like to see Chicago poltsman come
throllin' along with his hat On tn
ack iv his head. don't love Chicago
olisman. They seem to think lyry
1an's head's as hard as their own. But
d give forty-three francs, or eight
ollars and sixty cints iv our money,
tn Fr-rinch COVER mint'd sind FIR
awnny Shea an ask him to put down
MS here riv'lution. TIL mex day
ley'd move tn office iv tn Anti
eemite society to tn morgua.-F. P. /
'unne in Chicago Journal. \