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Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29
B.Y.P. U. Richmond, va, July 1915.

Via Big Four and Chesapeake e Ohio
Ry's. One fare round trip. Tickets on
sale July IL, IL, 10; good to return until
July 31st. Can be extended to August
18th. For full information and de-
scription pamphlets address, j. G.
Tucker, q. n. A., 234 Clark St., Chicago.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29
BASE BALL.

Below we publish the number OF games OF
ball played by the Western and National
Leagues, giving the number of games won and
lost, together with the percentage OF each club
TO date, Monday, June 18th:
WESTERN LEAGUE STANDING
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

first days of DR. Kline Great Nerve Restorer.
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise
DR. X. H. KLINE. Ltd, 93l Arch St., Philadelphia Pa
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

1 never used so quick a cure as Piso's Cure
for Consumption. ID. Palmer, Box I'LL, Seat
tie, Wash, Nov. p, 1895
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29
That Dull. Awful Painl

The shower that spoils a woman's new bon
net Is rain OF terror
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

The man who works for the devil
never gets a vacation.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

The happiest days of a mans life seem to be
In the near future.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

There are no cross babies or sick babies II
families that use Browns Teething Cordial"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

If a mans single he's Just as good as married
or just as bad.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

A nutmeg may be great, but sooner or later i
will meet crater.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

a puff of smoke in my face, and then
pop! snap! bang! crack! fzz! whizz!
crackelty-ba bang! the crackers began to
go off in my pocket!
Everybody was yelling, and just for
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29
GRAIN, ETC.

'Detroit-Hay, No. timothy. Gil 90 per ton
Potatoes BIC per bu Live Poultry, spring
chickens, &c per Id; fowls, 8 nc; turkeys, sc
ducks &c. Eggs strictly fresh, l3c per doz
Butter, best dairy, l3c per Id; creamery, i7c
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup
For children eething softens the reduces infa
nation, alays pain, wind collie % cents bottle
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

It's sick headache. Cure it, Avoid iti Cascarets
Candy Cathartic give quick relief and prevent head
aches If taken In time. All druggists, l0c, 25c. soc
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

The man who is religious anywhere
is religious everywhere.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

What some public speakers noed is
better terminal facilities.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

Nothing but wheat; what you might
call sea of wheat" is what was said
by lecturer speaking of Western Cam
ada. For particulars as to routes, rail-
way fares. etc, apply to superintendent
of Immigration, Department Interior OF
tawa. Canada. or to NJ. V. McInnes No.
Grieve, Mt. Pleasant, Mich, or d. L.
Caven. Bad Axe Mich.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29

You cam ride a hobby up the hill
that leads to success.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1899-06-29
PICNIC?"

old Arizona, as he put Louis on his
of celebratin' this Fourth IL / can run
1crost anybody ttat'll line in an
help!"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
MADE HEIR TO A THRONE.
Son Of once. yictoria's Fourth Son
IL In Line, Through Sew.
eral Renouncements.

Queen Victoria's sons have inherited
from their father, the prince consort, q
petty principality and throne In Ger.
many. This is Saxe-ooburg and Gotha,
q duchy with territory OF about $50
square NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. OF the area
Of Rhode 1sland-and q population ex-
ceeding 100000. II is not stronghold
OF power and influence. but good deal
Of money goes with 1t, and makes 10
worth while to keep It in the family.
The prince Of Wales renowned his
rights to the duchy because he was heir
to the English throne. The duke OF
Edinburgh accepted the inheritance,
but he has no son to succeed him. Tho
duke Of Connaught was the next In
line, but he and his son have renounced
their rights. The heir to the throne Is
tho son Of the late duke OF Albany, the
queens fourth son.
He is . schoolboy, in his fifteenth
year, and has no prospects in England.
He will now go to Germany to finish his
education, and will cease to bo an Eng
lish prince. He will owe allegiance to
the German emperor. and will probably
serve his time In the army.
Tho inheritance has been arranged
BY Queen Victoria, whose will Ia Law
IN the English royal family. She has
provided for one Of her favorite grand
sons anug and comfortable little
throne on the continent, whore he will
have little to do, and where his income
Will be large.-Youth's Companion.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
HAYT1EN CONSERVATISM.
na.oard Innoyations ana stick 70 the
Ola Laborious Method OF
DoinS Things.

Tho Haytien 10 wonderful example
OF conservatism. What was, must b.
right. A few years ago the town OF
Port do Paix. owing to an unexpected
progressive spirit on tho part Of the
government, constructed some ans wa
terworks. Tho town was well piped.
with hydrants at short distances on all
tho streets. Decorative fountains were
placed in the squares. drinking places
for man and beast everywhere. The ns-
tives, az usual, took not the slightest
interest In this important and neces-
gary undertaking. AZ last, whom COM
plsted, IN accordance with tho custom
Of the county, the water system was
opened With : series Of Totes. The
whole section Of the country had hila-
rious holiday-balls, procesaions, cock
fights, etc. When these were ill over,
says Hsrper's Magazine, the natives
came TO the conclusion that the water
works must have been built 70 give an
excuse for them, and the waterworks
were no longer Of any service, 80 they
promptly smashed the whole system
hpand returned to carting tho city, wa
TOR from the distant river by or teams.
Now they tic their animals to the by
drants. tall OYER the Fragments Of the
pipes scattered round the streets, and
are heppy,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
SMART wooDpRcKRRs.
FAey D,sp naa-s.sl,,as asr,iss Iat4
Hollow Tsess 70 DFtve
01abs OCT.

Prof. Eastman J. Clsske, With . party
Of students from Connecticut. has Just
returned from long trip sftsr natural
history specimens in the Maine woods.
Some weeks ago, while on the head
waters Of the Allagash, he says he found
family Of downy woodpeckers which
seemed to be endowed with more intel
ligenco than falls to the lot of the av-
erage bird. Woodpeckers feed upon
svorms that burrow into trees. AS an
active borsr makes Q gallery three or
four feet long In q single season. the
woodpecker is often obliged to make
many punctures in order to get at his
prey. The family Of birds which came
under Prof. Clarke's eye has adopted .
labofssaYtng dey.pe which has proved Of
great service. The rankest plant that
grows In the Maine woods is the India
poke. the berries Of which are charged
with an alkaline juice that Is very Of
fens!Ye to all animal life, According to
Prot, Clarke, tho Allagssh woodpeckers,
having opened up a CELERY made by .
borer, drop pokeberries in tho oriflce.
The berries give out such an odor that
tho gyubs are forced to como outside
~ha woodneqksr does
for fresh air, anu ~ ;.
the rest.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
Calhoun Items.

Winter is creeping gradually upon
us.
Mrs. Fred Sehwertley has q brother
visiting her from Tama, Iowa.
A light shower fell Monday night,
but not enough to lay the dust.
Two families by the pame of Smith
and Snyder have moved into the
Kirkldie house by the blacksmith
shop
Uncle Dan Mickey was able to be on
our streets Monday, the FIST time for
q long time.
Mrs. Richard Hall is spending few
'"". visiting old friends in Calhoun,
uoys
this week.
The Piercy brothers have all got
home from their railroad work. There
were only six of them on the work.
Mr.. Reynolds, of Mo. Valley, gave
an entertainment at Calhoun school
house, Tuesday night, with his talking
machine and American Spanish war
views, which was very interesting as
we'll as instructive.
A steam thrashlng machine is doing
some work in this section
j. w. Fouts spent Sunday at home
returning to his carpenter work In NJ
Valley Monday.
G. L. Sherwin's folks have relatives
frem Nebraska visiting them.
The potato crop is being harvested
in this section which Is the largest fol
years.
| VIM. Steen is down in Missouri
looking up a location.
Miss Myrtle Arnold is spending q
few days with her sister, Mrs Rhens
Steen.
Mrs. Clara Stephenson has 9 sister
from Nebraska making her visit.
Albert Girton returned to his home
after spending fow days in Missouri
Valley.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. NJ. Percy were thu
guests of David Piercy and famil!
Sunday.
p L. Stephenson is spending few
days in Omaha this week.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
Art,aci.l Les That I. 1.a.t.a.

An English Inventor has devised a
very ingenious artificial leg and foot
Intended for use in cases Of amputa-
ton below the knee joint. It IL main
~ composed Of hollow rubber cham.
Der, which Is inflated in exactly the
same way as bicycle tire. The skele-
ton Of the foot Is Of wood and contains
within 1t q rubber-faced point which
permits of movements like those that
take place at the ankle. A pair Of rub.
ber pneumatic pads surround the end
of the amputated limb, 80 that no un-
due pressure is exerted on the tissue.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

Gov. Roosevelt attended thu recent
commencement at Cornell, and while
there was entertained at one Of the
college fraternity-houaes. When no
was about to leave one Of his star said
to him: Governor, tho boys have an
excellent library in the house and I
think they would appreciate it's en-
1argement by copy Of your Rough
Riders" Teddy" In an outburlt Of
good-fellowkhip, exclaimed: "All right,
boys, III be glad to send you copy
with my compliments; the book would
be very small return, Indeed, for your
hospitality" Whereupon one Of the
boys replied, excitedly, "That's so
governor; I've read it,"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
Many Thanks.

IL wish to express my thanks to the
manufacturers of Chamberlain's Collie.
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, for
having put on the market such a won.
derful medicine" says w " Massin-
gill, Of Beaumont, Texas. There are
many thousands of mothers whose
children have been saved from attacks
of dysentery and cholera infantum who
must also feel thankful. 1t 10 for sale
BY Elliott s. Harvey. go
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
Democratic County Ticket.


Islands with all the people for twenty
million dollars, why does Mckinley
conclude treaty with the Sultan
Sulu, In which he provides that ANY
slave in the archipelago, of Sulu, shall
have the right to purchase his free.
dom by paying the usual market vsl
ue" Does Uncle Sam permit slavery
OF involuntary servitude to exist un-
der the American flag?
Slavery and polygamy has been aboi-
ished, and wherever the starry flag
flies, 1t carries freedom to the citizens
of the United States. These twin rel.
les of barbsrism" cannot exist In q
foot of territory under the jurisdic-
ton of the United States. The Sultan
Sulu is, or he 10 not citizen of our
country; If he is, he cannot sell human
beings at any price, or lawfully prac.
tice polygamy, If he is not citizen
then he cannot be an officer and draw
salary from Uncle Sam. The amend
ment to the constition of the United
States says: "Neither slavery nor in
voluntary servitude, except as pun
ishment for crime, whereof the party
shall have been duly convicted, shall
exist within the United States or any
place subject to theiF jurisdiction"
Is Sulu under our jurisdiction, II so,
what authority has the Sultan to hold
or sell slaves2
Letter list for the week ending Oct
2, 1899:
Boies, Charlie,
Bates, Mary A
Bryant, Rose A
Clinlen, Paul
Cox, Lyle
| Claude, Millie
Deemer, L E
Greenely, Fred
Grey, Mrs Ell
Henderson, Mr.
johnson, Annie
Knudsen, N p
Myer, VIM
Pate Annie
Wrought Iowa Bridge Co
THIRD Glass.
Jones, Mary
FOURTH CLASS.
Landing, Rey
Parties calling for any Of the above
will please say advertised" and give
date of publication.
d. j. ADLUM, p. NJ.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
Kodo1 Dyspepsia Cure
"Dlgests what you oAt.~
We make a speciality of prompt
service and reliable goods. Bring
your prescriptions to us.
I'D Brown 4 Son.
kodol Dyspepsia Cure
ssDigests what you eAt,S
Browns Ice Cream Soda is made
from pure creamery cream. It suits
all. Only s cents, too.

DeWitt's Little Early Risers perm
anently cure chronic constipation,
biliousness, nervousness and WORKOUT
feeling; cleanse and regulate the entire
system. Small, pleasant, never grippe
or sicken-"fsmous little pills."
ELLIOTT q HARVEY,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

What is Kodol Dyspepsia Curey It
is the newly discovered remedy, the
most effective preparation ever de-
vised for aiding the digestion and as
similstion of food, and restoring the
dersnged digestive organs to Q natural
condition. It. is discovery surpass-
ing anything yet known to the medi-
cal profession. Elliott 4 Harvey. If
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
Go to Bells lunch counter every
morning for hot cakes and coffee.

Kodol Dyspepsia Cure thoroughly
digests food without aid from the
stomach, and at the same time heals
and restores the diseased digestive
organs. 1t is the only remedy that
does both of these things and can be
relied upon to permanently cure dys-
pepsia. Elliott s. Harvey. tt
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

f. E. Turner, Compton, Mo-, was
cured of piles by DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve after suffering seventeen
years aud trying over twonty remedies.
Physicians and surgeons endorse 1t.
Beware of dangerous counterfsits.
ELLIOTT q HARvRY.0
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
The Eastman Kodak is the best
For sale only at
id Brown & Sons.
Tell Your Sister

"A beautiful complexion is an impos.
sibility without good pure blood, the
sort that only exists In connection with
good digestion, healthy liver and
neys, keeping them In perfect health.
Price 2e cts. and so cts. 6
Sold BY Elliott & Harvey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
Democratic state Ticket.

Democratic State Ticket.
For Governor:
FRED E. WHITE, of Lee County.
Lieutenant Governor:
MIR. l. BEv1s, Ringgold County.
Railroad Commissioner;
w. II. CALHOUN, Marshall County.
Judge of Supreme Court:
A. VAN WAGENEN, Woodbury. Co.
Sup. rintendent Public Instruction.
b p. HOLT, Boone County.
Democratic County Ticket.
For Representative in Legislature:
j. E. KIRKwOOD, Mo. Valley.
For County Treasurer:
II. II MCKINNEY, La Grange TIP.
Fer Sheriff:
j. l.. SHELTON, Mo. Valley.
Supt. of Public Institution:
W. 4. ARTHUR, Little Sioux.
County Surveyor:
THEO. ROACH, Dunlap.
Coroner:
DIR. K1DDER, Little Sioux.
Supervisor End District:
GKORGE RIFF. Douglass TIP.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

Chester n. Brown, kalamazoo, Mich.
says: "Kodol Dyspepsia Cure cured
me of . severe case OF INDIGESTION: can
truly recommend II to all dyspeptics."
"Digests what you eat without aid
from the stomach, and cures dyspep-
sic.
ELLIOTT q HARVEY.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
bow is Your Wife2

Has she lost her beauty? II so, con-
stipation, indigestion, sick headache
are the principal causes. Karls Glover
Root Tea has cured these ills for half
century. Price Is cts. and so cts.
Money refunded If results are not sat-
isfactory. 10
Sold ~ Elliott & Harvey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
Headquarters.

Gavitt is headquarters for the finest
line of heating stoves on the American
continent. He has the celebrated
Garland base burner. Elmhurt Surface
burner and the famous Ronnd Oak
combinations. See him before you
buy heating stove.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
Does This Strike You?

Muddy compilations, nauseating
breath coming from chronic constipa-
ton. Karl's Clover Root Tea 10 an alb
s0lute cure and has been sold for fifty
years on an absolute guarantee. Price
d cts. and So cts. 8
Sold BY Elliott \ Harvey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
Bsston,s Br

Deston's British-American Resiaents.
There are In Boston 44,207 persons
born in British America, including On
tario. Nova Scotia, New Brunswick,
Prince Edward Island and Newfound-
land,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

OF Shiloh,s consumption Cure is this
guarantee: can we ask Of you is to
use two-thirds of the contents of this
bottle faithfully. then II you can say
you are not benefited return your bot
tie to your druggist and he may refund
the price paid" Price % cts. and SO
cents and &1.O. 9
Sold By Elliott & Harvey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

There's always hope while there's
One Min ute Cough Cure. IAN attack
of pneumonia left my lungs in bad
shape and l was neai the first stages of
consumption. One Minute Couch
Cure completely cured me-" writes
Helen McHenry, Bismark, N. d. Gives
instant relief.
ELLIOTT a. HARVEY
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
Do You Know

Consumption is preventable? Science
has proven that. and also neglect is
suicidal. The worst cold or cough can
be cured with Shll"h's Cough and Con.
sumption Cure. Sold on positive
guarantee f'r ever fifty Yeas. Z
Sold b! Elliott & Harvey
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
Excursion Tickets to Fall
Festivities at Chicago,

Via the North Western Line, will be
sold at reduced rates, October 2 to IL
inclusive, limited to October IA. APP.
ply to agents Chicago & North West
ern Railway.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

I1snd..-,ma i've room cottage, nice
barn, lot loo1aso feet, city water, ~
tern, IS fruit trees, 100 grape vines
bearing, rose bushes, shade trees. An
ideal home. Your own price. Most
be sold at once.
dwo23 F. W. Oviatt, Agent.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

Do not forget that e. s. Osborne fills
all physicians prescriptions accurately
and promptly.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

II you want the very best groceries
to be had in the city, see Withrow &
KirkWOOd.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

Bell has 1.-THE finest line of fresh
candies in the city.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
HISS Lulu WILLIAMS
oressmaking.
Corner of 7th and Michigan
Streets,
With Hrs. l. 4. Garner.

Trade at a store that isn't a.
ways just out of what you want
Try us.
Brown l. Son.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
4 Lima Fans Testimony.

l have obtained excellent results
from the use of FOLEY'S KIDNEY
CURE. 1t relieved my back ache and
severe pain over the hips 1t toned
up my system and gave me new vim
and snsrgy. regard it as an honest
and reliable remedy for all Kidney
diseases. 1t makes no false claims
but does what 1t says when given a
fair trial. | certainly recommend 1t.
VII. FINN, al Islida Road, Lima, Ohio
G.S. OSBORNE
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

You can't cure dyspepsia BY dieting.
Eat good, wholesome food, and plenty
of it. Kodol Dyspepsis Cure digests
food without aid from the stomach.
and is made to cure. Elliott 4 Hsr.
vey. *
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

Potato chips fresh every day al
Bells.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

Try Withrow & Kirkwood for the
very best groceries at the lowest
prices.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

Pure Vermont maple sugar at With.
row & Kirkwood's. Is cents per pound.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

The Leader has some excellen
things in plain black dress goods.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

All the up-to-date dress goods,
in endless variety, shades, quanti-
ties and styles at the Leader.
New dress goods received every
day.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

Don't buy your dress goods until
you have examined the styles 1t the
Leader.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

TO Cure q Cold While You
Sleep
Take weeks Break Up. A. Cold Tab
let's" No Cure, No Pay. Price 25c.
Elliott & Harvey sole agents. IT
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

Parker's laundry, Sixth street, hal
block north OF Erie. First Glars wtf
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

Extra select oysters always in stock
at Bells.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

The Leader has an elegant show
window today IL is Oiled With
Frontlngs.
Workings.
Collars, ard
Fine
Dress
Goods.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05

Outing flannel iu all weights at the
Leader.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
Cordially Axreed WITH Teaax

for fresh air. anu ~ =.
the rest,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-10-05
On Every Bottle

ELLIOTT 3 HARVEY,
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-09-02

CONDENSED SMILEs.--Teacher-
Who was the man who never told a
lie L? Scholar-My dad. Teacher
Oh, no; George Washington. Schol-
ar-Oh, all right, den. I'm going
home and tell my dad you said he was
a liar.-Judge.
Hogan-Garrity tells me his apar-r-
t-ments is heated by stheam. Phwat
do YOU think of that for a liar?
Grogan-Sure the man tells the
truth. His wife is takin' in washin'
since he lost his job.-The Rival.
"In handlin' them biscuits O. yourn,
mum, my early trainin' came in
mighty handy" "What do you mean
by that ?" "Why, when 1 wuz a
young fellow, mum, used to work
on th' highways sortin' cobblestones."
"Freddy," said the teacher, "you
have spelled the word rabbit with
two 't's.' You must leave one of them
out" "Yes, ma'am" replied Freddy,
(which one ?"-Tit-Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-09-02

been worse, excited much pity among
the spectators. Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. II.
Turby6ll, with their little son about
two or three years old, had just got
out of their hack. They We're going
to Cornelius, N. c., to bury their little
baby which had died not many hours
before. Mr.. C. B. Armstrong had
taken the coffin from another vehicle
and left the horse standing a minute
or two while he was busy getting
everything ready for shipment. At
this juncture the horse took fright at
a freight, which came numbering in,
and dashed back toward the store.
As he turned he struck Mr.. Tur-
byfill, who had the little boy in his
arms, knocking the father one way and
the child another. The wagon wheel
ran over the child and the mother also
was struck. A flesh wound or two
near the ear and few bruises seemed
to be the only injuries sustained by
the child. DR.. G. E. Adams quickly
patched up the wounds with court
plaster, and when the train came the
stricken family boarded it for their
sorrowful journey.