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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18
MISSIONARY FROM ALASKA
REV. PARTRIDGE TELLS OF THE
WORK IN SITKA.
Natives Are Not In the Episcopalian
tlock-Conditions and Prospects
On Baranoff Island.

Rev. Welles c. Partridge of the Episco-
palian missionary staff. stationed at Sit
ka, Alaska, enlightened the congregation
at st. Paurs chapel last evening with a
description of the work he has been en-
gagged in the past year or more in the
northern cline, The reverend gentleman
with his young wife is en- route home to
Connecticut, and will remain in Salt
Lake until tonight. ~
Speaking of his work in Sitka as curate
to the bishop of Alaska, Rev. Partridge
stated that it was confined to the white
population chiefly and to the government
prison PROSECUTING among the natives is
the work of the Greek Catholic and the
presbyterian missionaries.
Sitka, the capital of the territory, has
small population. composed of govern
ment officials, a few American trades
people, a community of Creole Russians
a. corps of United States marines a float
ing population of miners from all the
world over, and natives. These natives
look so much like Japs that the tradition
that they originally We're from the land
of chrySanthemums and drifted over in
boats is generally accepted as correct in
fact
The island of Baranoff on which sitka
is situated, is undergoing development
for gold by capitalists, and if the hope of
the future is realized vast riches will be
uncovered and a great transformation of
the capital city will follow. Now Sitka is
off the main route of travel and Juneau
and Skagway are the large cities of the
Alaskan coast.
Rev. Partridge declares that the climate
of the southeast coast of Alaska is equa-
bic and pleasant 1t is warmed by the
Japan gulf stream and the extremes of
heat and cold are not in evidence, but the
rainfall is heavy. Over the coast range,
however, the rigor of terrific cold and
extreme heat make life unpleasant. The
coast scenery is grand beyond descrip-
ton.
The visiting minister feels safe in de-
claring that it takes gold to find gold in
Alaska, but he believes great riches are
yet to be sent out from there. The re-
ports of discoveries in Cape Name district
are authentic, but the disadvantage is
that driftwood has to be depended upon
for fuel, for building slufce boxes and
other purposes. He believes Cape Nome
will .outrival the Klondike diggings.
Rev. Partridge is an old fellow student
of Rev. Ellis Bishop Mt the General Theo-
logical seminary in New York.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18
Che Curl.
T0DAY'S CARD AT THE RACES
RACE BETWEEN TERRIBLE
swEDE L ND HAL CoRBETT.
Four Running Races AS WelI-Big
Crowd at Track Yesterday
Valuable Horse Dies.

A large crowd spent yesterday after
noon at the Agricultural park track
looking over the horses and watching
them work out. La Belle went a half
mile in 521a seconds and Blue Bell and
Bernice did three-eighths together in
"a r. seconds. Hal Corbett, who will
go today against John Lawson, the
Terrible Swede, worked a mile in 2:1S.
Today is Ladies' day at the races,
and all ladies viii be admitted free to
the park and the grand stand.
There are five races on the pro
gramme as follows:
Match race, mile heats, best two in
three, Hal Corbett against John Law
son, The Terrible Swede.'
Ihree-eighths running, purse of 500;
Bin Howard, Dinah Watts, Red Bird,
Nellie Smith.
-Four and one-half furlongs, running.
purse of $125: Jack, Sea Queen, Blue
Bell, Riches, Blue Sign, Pat L.
Three-fourths mile running, purse of
$125; Gold Bug, March. Miss Ransom.
One mile running, purse of $3.50: Sen
ator Dubois, Mountain Queen, Corella.
Hymn.
McPryon, one of the best horses in
w. 2. Dingley's string, died yesterday.
Inc beast was entered on the derby.
which is to be run on the last day of
the meet, Wednesday, and was a very
valuable animal and good goer
Heart failure is thought to have been
the cause of the animals death.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18
Cycling.
ToNIGHT's CYCLE RACES.
Two Handicap and Two Open Events
at Salt Palace.

at 0d1I d1dC6.
Two open and two handicap events
are on the programme of the Salt Pal
ace races this evening. The programme
and entries follow:
Three-quarter-m handicap, profess
sional; prizes, first, SIS; second. SO:
third, So. First heat: w. G. Furman,
scratch; Glenn Turville, scratch; j. B.
Edmonds, forty yards; G. E. Chaffee.
fifty yards; c. r. Brazier, siXty-five
yards. Second heat: liver Lawson.
scratch; j. NJ. Chapman, scratch: A.
w. Game. thirty-five yards; Oscar Juli-
US, forty-five yards; George Weller.
fifty-five yards.
One-mfle open, amateur; prizes, first,
$40 diamond; second, SO suit; third. So
link buttons; A. w. Smith, H. S. Tuck
er. j. w. Guthrie, George Lucus, E. E
Smith, J. MUnson.
Final, hree-quarter-mile handicap,
professional.
One-nile handicap. amateur; prizes,
first, SIS suit; second. SO; third, So hat
G. H. Lucus, scratch; H. S. Tucker
scratch; A. w. Smith, forty yards; c.
Sturrock. sixty-fve yards; ]. w. Guth-
RE, ninety yards; j. Munson, $50 yards
Two-mile open, professional; prizes,
first, $S5; second, SIS; third $40; fourth
S.. First heat: c. r. Brazier, Glenn Tur-
vile, A. w. Caire, w. G. Furman. Sec
ond heat: G. E. Chaffee, ]. B. Ed
monds, Oscar Julius, ]. NJ. Chapman,
Iver Lawson
Final two-mile open, professional
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NEW BASEBALL LEAGUE.
Association Formed to Fight Nation
al League.

Chicago, Sept. IA new baseball
league, whose circuit will include cities
in both the National and Western
leagues and which will be known as the
American Association of Baseball clubs,
was formed today at meeting of base
ball men and lovers of the national
game. The circuit, as decided on today,
viii include ST. Louis, Milwaukee, De-
troit. Chicago, Baltimore, New York,
Philadelphia and Washington.
A c. Arson was offered the presi-
dency but refused to accept at present
Il ID. Quinn of Milwaukee, was elected
temporary president. Other temporary
officers We're elected as follows: Vice
president, NJ. d. Scanlan, treasurer,
George Schafer, secretary, Frank
Hough. Directors: Chris Wonder Abe,
NJ. d. Seaman, Frank Buckley and c.
S. Havener.
The platform of the new league was
announced as follows: Honest COM
petition, no syndicate baseball, no re-
serve rule to respect all contracts and
popular prices"
The real hackers of the new organi-
cation were not disclosed but it is
claimed that the league viii have the
support of a brewing company in St.
Louis. All of the gentlemen present
iisclaimed any intention OF going to
war with the Western league, but they
strongly intimated that it was war to
a finish with the National organization
The advent of Arson into the councils
Of the new league, means that Chicago
viii have two baseball teams, should
the new league be a reality. Most of
the others are old-timers in baseball.
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Real Origin of wDreyfus.n
London News.)

The curious origin of the name 'Drey-
fus," which is SO widely extended among
the Jews of France, Germany and Swift
zerland, is interesting just at this time
1t arose in Elsass in the form of Tire
vus." Its present form is due to a
strange popular misunderstanding In the
year 1866, when the persecution of the
Jews took a new start in nearly all the
state of Germany, the elector palatine,
Johann II, and his neighbor, the arch
bishop elector, Johann of Trier, agreed to
eXpel all the Jews from their dominions
The Jewish fugitives from Trier sought
a new home, for the most part in Ell
sass. The Jews of that time faithful to
their ancient customs, had not adopted the
use of hereditary surnames, which had
been common among their Christian
neighbors in Germany for more than two
centuries. Hence the municipal and COM
munal authorities throughout EIsass en-
tered the names of one and all the He
brew immigrants as 'Treviranus" chat
is, THE man from Trier," the Latin Ire
virD. The IT. of the official scribe was
altered in the popular dialect to the hard
ID" and the official Authorization Tire
vus'' in the local registers became 'Drey-
fus.'' Thus every Jewish exile from Trier
had to accept, nolens volens the surname
of Dreyfus. There is no ground what
ever for the various ingenious and fanciful
derivations of the name from Three
Foot Orei Fuss, Tripod.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18
Another Reason.

(Chicago Tribune)
Uncle Josh, don't you know you are
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18

j. W. Bailey, the Denver insurance
man, is at the Kenyon
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18

Brighton, England: E. j. Fisher, Poca-
tello: w. E. Hoover. Provo; j. H. Sims
ter, Scofeld; H. p. Otteson, Castle Dale.
At the CuIlen,-Edgar j. Shier. De La
mar. New; I. L. Hill. Danville. Ills. !;
Jacob Becker, Mike Hayes, Chicago; D..
r. Berndenstein, Ouray, Colo; f. II.
Burnett, Keokuk, Ia; s. f. Whitney,
Mercur; James Kelly. ophir; c. F. Spill
Welles c. Partridge. Sitka. Alaska; T.
O'Connor. Boulder, Colo; F. Z. Glynn,
Denver; ]. Langridge, Boston.
At the Manitou.-J. D. McCammon and
wife, Bozeman. Mont; Mrs. Charlotte NJ.
Holleck Washington, d. c.; Mamie l..
Bryant, Clifton Forge, Va; Samuel
Myers and wife, Pittsburg; J. Gerloch
and wife, Dennison, Tex; d. B. MIDGET.
wife and daughter, st. Joe.
John H. S. Fatten, Pasadena, Cal; G. ".
Aldrach. Clear Lake: Mrs. S. ]. Miller,
California: Miss NJ. c. Beck Miss S.
Banner, Omaha; H. E. Herman, S. c. B.
Marshall. Eureka; A. j. Quate Deseret;
Dan Clays, Bingham W. L. Crawford
l.. a. Tuttle, Manti; J. Mccullough. PAN
guitch; ]. NJ. Thompson, Let's, Ia; Mrs
r. Teal Mammoth; James Rodges, T.
Reddan, Butte 1a ~
: At the Wey.-William H. Stout, H. T.
Mont: A. J. Yoder, Great Falls, Mont.
Mrs. w. H. Dewey, Miss Tutze Dewey,
Dewey. Ida: E. H. Carson Baltimore;
J. K. Thomas and wife, Denver; A. ].
Ogree and wife, Provo; A. c. Allen, st.
Paul; r. J. Briford. Minneapolis.
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w. L. Hoge, secretary and treasurer
OF the Utah & Pacific, arrived at the
Knutsford from Anaconda last even
ir@.
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PROSPECTS BETTER IN INDIA.
Heavy Rain May Ameliorate the Con
ditionS There.

London, Sept. 17.-Lord Curzon, vice
roy of India, telegraphed Lord George
Hamilton, secretary of state for India
yesterday that a fairly general rain
had materially improved crops in Hy-
derabad, Madras, Mysore, Bombay and
the Deccan, but that prospects in the
central provinces are gloomy, while
more rain is urgently needed in the
northwest provinces for winter sowing
A dispatch also says that prices are ris-
incr Stea diIU
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man company are at the Kenyon
At the knutsford.-John S. Worthington.
Denver; F. L. Graves Miss Georgia
r. Otker, Mrs. II. Sternberger, Miss
Sternberger and maid, New YORK; Robert
!: Gamble, wife and son, fankton. 5. D.;
mrs. w. NJ. Spar Wynn Spar. Belgrade,
Mont; James Elverson,s William Kendall
Miss Knowles; Philsdei phia; NJ. Harper,
Ross +. Bergh, Chicago; DIR. W. A Wick
me Montana; Frank A. Num-. Roches-
ter. N. y; D. II. Clark a L. Craig ST
Paul; Plat b. Walker jr., MINNEAPOLIS;
A d. Mcleod and wife Mis- Ethel Nc
Ieod. Cincinnati; Lee Wilson, Colorado;
Q. D. Randall St. Louis; John /. Black,
Peoria, III w. II. McCreary. Omaha !;
Mrs. Taliaferro. New York; Mrs Stro-
bridge, Boston; w. L. Hoge. Anaconda /:
Mrs. r. c.. Perkins, Mrs. Kate c. Sea-
man, New Orleans; Paul Berkowitz, Phil
adelphia; w. w. AlveIson, Portland, Ore. :;
Eugene j. Bates, San Francisco; Al
Shranz New York.
ford; J. W. Bailey, Denver; w. B. D.
Gray, Yankton, S. D. Sen Hendricks and
wife, Phil Hunt and wife, viii Gray and
wife part of Ben Hendricks company,
Battle Creek, Mich; H. L. Norman, New
York: James Il. Sullivan, Chicago; 10.
Hansen, Archer, Neb.: Fred Heath, Den
yer; r. A Whitehead, Grand Rapids,
Oates, Park City; W. II. Philbrick. Amer
lean Fails; George Black, Denver Thomas
Kearns, Park City; A. j. Steinman, San
Francisco: Mrs. K. c. Smith. North Og-
den; Miss VIENNA Nichols. Brigham City;
j. n. Pearse, Pueblo, Colo; d. w. Ed
wards, Master Edwards. 7. f. Fitzgerald
and wife, Los Angeles; w. II. Reed,
Cleveland, o.; j. w. Collins, San Fran
cisco; II. c. Tavey, Chicago.
At the Walker House.-Roscoe Whit
more. R. NJ. Cooper, Nephi; Lee Wilson,
California; Henry Hilburn. Spokane; II.
X. Benson, George II. Kreltzer, Lebanon,
Kan; Annie Mortensen, Ogden; Fred
Richards Thomas e. Jones, Bingham: T.
a. Warden. Nevada; George Alefounder,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18

standing in your own light w. - D.
pose the good roads movement? In che
saving of horsefiesh and convenience IN
getting your produce to market when you
can sell it for the highest. prices good
roads would pay what they cost many
times over
"Mebby so, young man; mebby SO. All I
know about the roads is that I'd like to
have EN- rough enough and muddy enough
to keep the durn candidates from comm
out here and botherin' the life out of me.
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T. F. Fitzgerald, Pacific coast passen-
ger agent of the Texas & Pacific. is at
the Kenyon from Los Angeles. Mrs.
Fitzgerald is with him.
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Democrats Confer.

Chicago, Sept. IA conference of all
the Democratic national committeeman
who were in the city, was held in the
Annex tonight for the pur-
pose of listening to suggestions about or
2aniZation ana preliminary campaign
work from Ex-Governor William j. Stone
of Missouri. The gathering was. purely
informal, and nono OF the business to be
transacted tomorrow at the regular meet
ings OF the subcommittee was taken up.
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DERBY WINNER DIES.
Only American Horse Which Ever
Won Big English Race.

Nashville, Tenn, Sept 17.-Iroquois,
premier stallion of Belle Meade stud,
died today of an acute affection of the
kidneys. He was q years old. Iroouois
was the only American horse that has
ever won the English Derby. In his
3-year-old form he was raced in Eng
land and won, besides the derby, the
Prince of Wales stakes, the Great
Champion and the st. Ledger
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Six members of the 'Yenaine Yent!e
man company are at the Kenyon.
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Gentlemanly Insticts.
Detroit Journal.)

Detroit ,JOurnal.)
The rival myths at the summer resorts
were now the sea serpent and the kissing
"A mere insect" sneered the sea SER
Of course the remark was carried at
once to the kissing bug.
well, I've some of the instincts of a
gentleman, anyhow! the latter exclaimed
WARMLY
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MORE CYCLE RECORDS.
Jersey Lad Makes New Marks On the
Road.

Atlantic City, N. j., Sept. 17.-Everett
Andrews of this city, today broke the
national standard 100 mile road bicycle
record, the standard fifty mile state
record and also the state 100 mile re-
cord.
Andrews lowered the national stand
ard 100 mile record by three minutes.
1t was formerly held by Mock, of New
York, who made it in four hours, forty
four minutes. The standard state re-
cord of fifty miles, which was held by
Evans, of New Brunswick, was smash
ed by eleven minutes. and the state
record for 100 miles he broke by twenty
minutes, making the run in four hours
and nineteen minutes. The route ira
versed by Andrews was from Hammon-
tom to Absecon. He was paced by two
tandems and three squads
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18

Denver Stockman: Messrs. Austin 6
Webb of Lehi, Utah, loaded out yester-
day twelve cars of fat lambs and weth-
ers for the eastern market. The firm
will load fourteen cars more within
day or TWO for the east. The chances
are that the first shipment viii go to
Chicago, and they are said to be as
fine animals as have been loaded this
wear
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St. Louis. IA; New York. 4.

New York. Sept. list Louis hit Car
rick today at Weehawl1en and New York
never had chance of winning. Sudhoff.
the st. Louis pitcher, was effective
throughout and received fine support.
Score:
R.HE.
st. Louis ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. IA 20 2
New York ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 10 9
Batteries-Sudhoff and Connor; Garoni,
Carrick and Warner.
Day and Mcdonald
Attendance 500
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18
The Utter Idiot.

IIHuIdHdpUIIS JUuFNdI.J
She--Why should they say stolen kisses
are the sweetest?
Hell think it is due largely TO the nat
ural perversity of human nature. 1t is
not so much due to the fact of any
sweetness in the mere performance of
OSCILLATION as to an inherent desire for
that which is supposed to be unattainahle
Now, for instance, read an article by an
eminent sociologist on the
1T is getting real chilly out here on the
porch. l think we had better go in the
house."
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CeffniS.
CINCINNATI TOURNAMENT.
Leading Players Gather at Queen
CITY This Week.

Cincinnati, O.. Sept. 17.-Under the
auspices of the Lawn Tennis associa-
tion of this city a national open tennis
tournament viii begin here tomorrow
and continue all week. Prizes aggre-
eating $500 are offered in the five events
including gentlemens singles, ladies'
singles. gentlemen's doubles, ladies'
doubles and mixed doubles. The lead
ing players of the country are here for
the week and some of them have been
in practice the past week.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18
ALGER GETS COLD FEET.
From Senatorial Race Be-
fore It Begins.

Chicago, Sept, IA dispatch to the
Times-Herald from Detroit says:
That General Russell A Alger has
decided to withdraw from the senatorial
race there is now no doubt. Formal an
nouncement of his retirement, it is pre-
dicted, will be made this week. probably
tomorrow.
One of his closest political friends said
tonight that no mistake would be made
if positive language was used in the
publication of this assertion. Genera?
Alger himself absolutely refused to af-
firm or deny the story, but he did say
he would have something ready for the
public tomorrow or later.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18
Trouble In Sight.
New York WORLDLY

Clark-I know now exactly how de-
fauIter feels when he stands on the verge
of discovery.
Green-Why, what?
Clark-Yes. When my wife went away
she told me to be sure and have the
plumbing overhauled while she was gone.
/ forgot it till this minute, and she'll be
home tomorrow
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18
Caution,
washington starr

"a man who officiates as judge should
be perfectly fair-rninded, shouldn't hep
said looking man at Rem
mes.
''Of course
well, we've got to quit letting in so
much evidence for the defense. The first
thing l know I'll find myself getting pre-
JUDGED in the prisoners fayorg'
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Colonel Albert D. Mcleod, assistant
general freight agent of the Cincinnati,
Hamilton & Dayton railway, with
Headquarters at Cincinnati is at the
Knutsford with his wife and daughter.
Colonel Mcleod has been attending
the convention of Hoo Hoos at Denver.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18
LIVESTOCK SHIPMENTS.

Evanston Press; Moss & Hatch.
Utah firm. shipped 5000 head of sheep
to Chicago on Wednesday, which were
loaded here. NJ w. Foote and his son
Lansing went along to help care for the
flock. Mr.. Foote will visit several In
diana towns before returning to Evans
ton
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E. ]. Fisher, claim agent of the Ore
gon Short Line at Pocatello is at the
Walker House.
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A Leaning.
(Boston Traveler.)

Her Mother-I think that Mabel has a
slight leaning toward this young Mr..
Smith.
Her Father-Slighti Great Scott. wom-
an, you ought to have seen them on the
front doorstep last night
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Indirect Publication
(Chicago Record.)

INtCOIU.J
we agSeed to keep our engagement Sc
cret."
.'Wen?'
'rhen she wore a lot of my photograph
buttons on her shirt waist"
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For Over Fifru Years

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for children teething r.
soothes the child. softens the gums al
lays all pain, cures wind collie. and
is the best remedy for Diarrhoea
Twenty-Five cents bottle.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-18

Kodol Dyspepsia Cure thoroughly di-
gests food without aid from the stom-
aeh, and at the same time heals and
restores the diseased digestive organs. 1t
is the only remedy that does both of
these things, and can be relied upon to
permanently cure dyspepsia f. c..
Schramm, Mccormick block.
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Full Extent Of His Loss.
(Chicago Tribune.)

AOulNdSQ 1AEDuIt.j
Shadbolt-Well. I'm $50 worse off than /
was yesterday morning.
Dingus-How 5 thaty
Shadbolt-I was held up by footpads on
my way home last night and robbed.
Disgus-I am sorry for you, old man.
But they didn't get the 50 | borrowed of
you before you started home. anyhow.
Shadbolt-That's so. ] forgot that /
am so worse off that ] was yesterday
morning.
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The Facetious Burglar.
New York Journal. ,

lNeW 1OTk JOuIndI.J
Attorney-The evidence against you is
Overwhelming. You were caught with a
dozen bicycles in your possession. What
defense can we make?
Defendant-Insanity, of course, It'H be
dead easy to show dat | had wheels.
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Want Ad.

philadelphia North American.)
Found, dog; brindle pup;
Nor can sell or shake it;
If anybody wants a dog.
wish they'd come and take II.
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No Chance For Ennui.
yonl.ers sta+esmanN

u UNEtIS OldItSIIIdH.J
Mr. Myles-Did your wife find anything
to occupy her time at the springs this
summer?
time? Well l should say she did! She
spent four hours every day changing her
dresses and three hours putting on her
hats!
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Not Very Consoling.
(Chica a Nave

Smith, noticed you didn't speak to
Brown when you passed him this morn
ing. What's the trouble?
Jones-He insulted me yesterday-called
me an old fool
Smith-Well you must remember that
you're not as young as you used to be.
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A Yelled Insult

INNCUIu.J
Northup-Great guns, colonel. You don't
mean TO say you shot the man for simply
saying you looked like a 2-year-old?
Colonel Bloodgood-Why not? Two
year-old, sab, is mighty pore stuff.