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Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-10-17
BARRE FIRE DEPARTURES


The meetings Of In l'il!r
partmrnt take place rs .olio,. Il
tiremen are requested 10 take np}.,
Hose Co. No. 2--Thc first Mou,t.. ,
every month al No. Barre Hose i.ou. -
Hose Co. No, Tile second A!oao,,
OF every mouth al Prospect ST. ila).
Hose GO. No. @-lhe End luc,d.y
of every month at Prospect ST, Hail.
Hook and Ladder Co.-2nd. Wei.
n"s'iaN at Prospect st. ljall.
Department meotin2--L"st Friday OF
every month al lrosp' ct ST. Hall.
Firemans Club-Thlrd Tuesday.
Al meetings nj y. m.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-10-17
Curzom to Visit Plague Country.

Bombay. Oct. 1.-THE viceroy of In
dia, Lord Curzon and his staff will short
ly visit the plague and famine districts.
Before starting they will all be inocu.
lated against the plague.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-10-17
Eur0nenu Trade Neyys.

Manchester Oct. 17.-Last weeks
market showed practically no change
from the conditions that obtained during
the week previous. Little business was
done, but prices were firm in sympathy
with cotton, especially during the last
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-10-17

Did you know there was a good ten
ement to rent, or a good place to keep
bOarders and roomers over Gladdinos
Parlor Drug Store. 2w.
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Jane wouldn't stand

bclore marriage she was q school
teacher, and 1t took a good deal of
masculine tact to wenn her from tho
idea or making Il scientific career. But
now she prcsidcs over a happy littla
home In Detroit and is gradually be.
coming domcsticatcd. Among the DOS
sessions OF the family is Il COW, which
is MIXED by the servant girl. She was
skimming off some rich, yellow cream
the other day when her mistress said
Jane, do YOU know that there are
in that milk millions OF minute organ.
iSms that look llOrriu under"
There's not one, num-" hotly rctort-
cd Jane. There's not one, and won't
stand it either scours the bucket. |
washes the COW, l scalus the pans, and
covers the milk. Yer the first woman
as ever told me I was not clean about
my work"
But listen, jane
III listen To 10 more, that l won't.
I've heard too much now. Ill leave
within the hour, mum, fur thcy's plcn
ty OF places and them ns don't be
slanderin II honest workin girl"
The husband came homo to find his
wife in tears and audibly wishing that
she wasn't t"-Dctroit Free
Press
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saved From, lii. Driver Ants.

In her West African Studies" Miss
Kingsley tells this story about the ia
nous "diivcr' ants: II was in Il little
village. and out of II hut came the own
er and his family and all the household
parasites pellmcll. leaving the drivers
i'll possession. but the mother and fa-
thcr Of the family. when they rrcov-
cred from this unwuAtcl burst of ac-
tivity. showed such lively concern
and such nninistakable signs uf anguish
at having left something behind them
i'll the hut that thought it must he
the baby. In him far corner for floor.
shrieked the distracted parents. and
into that hut charged.
''Too true There in the corner lay the
poor little thing, mere inert black
mass. with hundreds Of cruel drivers
already swarning upon it. To seize it
and give it to the distracted mother
was. as the reporter would say. 'the
work Of an instant. She gave cry Of
JOY and dropped it instantly into a wa
ter barrel, where her husband held it
down with hoe, chuckling contented-
ly. Shiver not, my friend. at the callous-
ness Of the Ethiopian. That there thing
'..sr't an infant. 1t wac hami''
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SLEEPING AND WAKING.

q. said to herself-'twas girl ranging pleas
ancc and lawn,
;i,r eyes sudden bright at sweet fancies because
SHE young,
,pd in singing heard many an echo OF strains
never sung
,rJ saw past dim eve dewy rose Hres OF dawn
upon dawn.
sse said to herself of awhile: ''Pity tits to be
sleeping,
sinec slumber brings shadow and silence. though
softly it fall.
shat are dreams9 Ne'er hour OF my day
would change for them ALL"
rf Low could she know her delight lay in ona
dreams keepingY
"a. Will say to hcrself-an old woman Just
creeping about.
rst adrowse as the flies be that stir in q win
try sun,
Nth the singing not heard any more. and the
good days all done,
AZ, 10Y from her heart. and the light from her
eyes ebbed out
.,e will say to herself OF awhie "Pity tits to be
waking,
FOR weary this clamogous world to the lonely
and old.
p:,cr dream. SO wrath OF their lost they
may happy behold"
;.r what could she tell of the dream beyond
slumber's breaking?
y,, one Of her days. when they darkcn bereft of
CLEAN.
III oncned with hauntings OF fear by the last
hope forsaken.
I the old. old woman should sleep, and the
girl should awaken.
w...c desire Of all hearts dwclleth deep in a
dream of the drcam
Jane Barlow in Athenaeum.
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Women Many Times Marr,ca.

There are some very remarkable in
stances Of people who have been mar
ried large number of times, and also
Of husbands and wives who have lived
together to an extraordinary age. st.
Jerome mentions q woman who mar
ried her twenty-second husband, who,
In his turn, had been married to 20
wives. There is an instance recorded
in Bordeaux, in f772, Of a man who
had been married 16 times. A woman
named Elizabeth Nasc, who died in
Florence in 176S, had been married to
seven husbands, her last wedding tax.
Ing place when she was 70 years OF
age.
Numerous cases exist all over the
world OF people who have been mar
ried four, five or six times. In 1708 q
couple was living In Essex who had
been married 81 years, the husband
being 107 years old and his wife only
four years younger. These cases are
also not isolated ones, and 1t is some
what remarkable that In most Of such
instances when one has died the sur
vivor has died the next day.-Cincin-
natl Commercial Tribune
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Rufus Choase's sharr.rousue.

Rufus Choate's thrusts were not al
ways SO good natured as are usually
those Of the modern representative Of
the family. In describing a pnrty to a
suit;in which he was counsel, ne once
said: why does he not pay back the
money he has SO Ill got? He is such a
villain that he wouldn't II. he could
and SO much Of bankrupt that he
couldn't If he would"
Mf. Chonte also once remarked of a
woman, "She is sinner-no, not q
sinner. for che IS our client; but she is
Q very disagreeable saint"
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-09-06
Queer"IyftIc PeoDfe.

Tie Eskimos who live on the west
coast Of Greenland between Melville
bay and Kane basin are the most
northerly human beings on the face
of the globe, ,gand in many ways they
live almost like animals. Their only
property is clothing. weapons for the
chase and food, which consists entirely
OF meat blubber and blood.
They have'no vegetation Of any kind,
and not even pinch OF salt. Lieuten-
ant Peary has this to say about these
queer little people: "Is 1t to be won.
Gered at that under these circum-
stances q man offered me his dogs
and ,sleds and all his furs for piece
OF board as long as himself; that an
other offered me bis wife and two
children Tor shining knife. and that
q woman offered me all her possessions,
which che had collected for years, for a
needleW
These people are very generous, and
all the game captured by a hunter is
equally divided among all his neigh
bors. They have, their own kind Of
athletic entertainment, too, which in
cludes wrestling, boxing and tests Of
strength In the lifting Of heavy stones.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-09-06

= At the beginning Of this century
the Bible was accessive to but one-fifth
Of the population Of the world. Now
it may be read by nine-tenths of the
people of the globe, so rapidly has it's
translation been carried on.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-09-06
CTATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
~ ANDERAON COUNTY.

by Il. u H.'NaMce, Judge of Probate.
Whereas, j. L.. Geer and L. r. Carpen-
ter have applied to me to grant them Let
ters of Administration on the Estate and
effects of A. A. Carpenter, deceased.
ish all kindred and creditors Of the said
A. A. Carpenter, deceased, to be and ap-
pear before me In Court or Probate, to
be held at Anderson Court House, on
the 18th day September, 1899, after pub
lication Hereof, to shew cause, If any they
have, why the said administration
should not be granted.
Given under my hand this 2sth day of
August, 1899.
r. Y. d. NANCE, Probate Judge.
Aug 30, 1892 10 q
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-09-06
w. G. MCGEE,
SURGEON DEN TBSY.
OFFICE-sront Rom, over Farmers
end Metchants Bank
Anderson, s. G.
Feb 9. 1898 "a
COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON.
CHARLESTON. 8. g.

{ ANE Hundred and Fourteenth Yea.
- begins Oct. .. Furnished room and
board in College Dormitory Si0 and s11 a
l""nth, according to room. One frsa
tuition scholarship in each County of
south Carolina. the holder to be appoirt-
od by Probate Judge and County Suner.
nteendent of Education. Entrance EI-
aminations and Competitive Examiua.
uons Tor vacant Boyce -Scholarshi IA
which give Sl5O a yoarj on Sent. ~ a,,.3 20
~. Totel expenses for holders of scho,.
arshlps Slo;' and $l23 according to room: ::
10, ,or students not holding scholarsb;o
~. tuition fee, i'll addition. For ca,a-
iognes and information in fun, address
HARRISON RANDOLPH, Pres.
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- No matter how hard your lot may
be, you caruot improve it by repining.
- If an Arab girl falls in love with
a young man who does not seem to
notice her favor she sends him o branch
of Glove blossoms. which is interpreted:
ga maiden is sighing for thee
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NOTICE.

STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF ANDERSON.
NOTICE Is hereby given that a meet
4N ing OF the Stock holders Of the
BELTON MILLS has been called, to be
Bolton, g. c.. on Tueadsy. October 3rd,
1890, at IL O'Clock, to consider q Resolu-
ton adopted by the Board Of Directors
authorizing an increase Of the Capital
Stock from $3.50, 900. 90 TO 5000. 1000 90.
BY order OF the Board OF Directors,
August Goth, 1890
ELLISON A. SNIYTH. President.
LEWIS D. BLAKE, Sec. and Treas.
Aug 80, 1890 10 4
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Notice to Creditors.

ALL persons having demands against
the Estate Of William Bowen, deceas-
cd. are hereby notified to present them,
properly proven, to the undersigned,
within the time prescribed by law, and
those indebted to make payment.
w: A. BOWEN, Admir-.
Aug 80. 1899 10 ga
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PREsBY2HRiGN IA \ COLLEGE.

SPECIAL otfor of reduced rates for next
NJ session. A Coliese education pl.cs..
WITHIN the reach Of every one. Matricu-
FOR Collegiate year for 500 co. Full Fac.
ulty OF experienced Teachers moral in
iiuenoes; healthful location fine courses
OF study lowest pot ,ible cost Send for
Catalogue to w. T. MATTHEW'S,
or A. T. L. SPENCER.
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Ad0 Ocen SuOI stI Ouy DIedk IOur miles
from the town. He now lay ut deaths
door and in sore need Of q priest. I
was entreated. therefore, to bring a
priest with me and come to q certain
spot among the vineyards after sun
down. This I did and, bringing Fa-
ther Andrea with me, was met by the
man who wrote the letter. He led us
to little hut in thicket Of shrub
by oak trees, wheSe. we found Carlo
stretched upon a mattress Of boughs
and, as It seemed, at his last breath.
Father Andrea, however, refused him
absOlutiOn until he should swear that
IL by any chance he got well Of his
wound he would never again lift hand
or weapon against a fellow man. For
awhile Carlo was obdurate.
1T was Angelo Montaiti who shot
me-" he said. "He knew I was with
Setaflno and lay in wait. II I get well,
ana let him go, the very children will
sing the rimbecco as / pass"
You weigh your soul against rim
beccof' asked the priest, and he plead
ed with Carlo until the outlaw took the
oath. HBEt God send / die" he added,
ana turned his face to the wall.
Yet Carlo did not die, and as soon as
he could be moved his friends carried
him to little village remote among
the hills, and there tended him. Mean
while Angelo Montalto, believing that
now he had killed Giammarchi. crossed
TO France. and. thinkingto make for
tune. most deservedly lost what he
had. A year later he came back penni-
less to Isola Rossa. and. hearing that
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Southern Ry.

Schedule in effect April .. lsc0.)
All trains arrive and leave Pennsylvania Pas
scnger Station
sol A. M.-Dlily. local tor DanviHe, Char
lotte and way stations connects at Manassas daily
for Strasburg and IIarTisonburg. and at Lynch
bur. with The Norfolk and Western daily and
with c. ( o. r. r. for Natural Bridge daily. ami
Lexington daily, except Sunday.
HIS A. M-Daily the UNITED STATES FAST
MAIL, PEllman sleepers New York and WASH
ington TO Jacksonville, uniting at sal
i-bury with Pullman Sleeper for Ashe-
VILE and Hot Springs. y. C.; Knoxville
Chattanooga and Memphis. Tenn, and at Char
lotto with Pullman Sleeper for Augusta. Pull.
man sleeper. New York TO New Orleans. uniting
al Charlotte with Pullman Sleeper for Atlanta and
Birmingham. Solid train, Washington to New
Orleans without change. Dining Car service.
Sunset personally conducted tourist excursion
sleeper on this train every Wednesday and satur-
day TO san Francisco without change.
i:Cl T.. M--Local Tor Front Royal. Strasburg
and Harrisonburg, daily. except Sunday
4.sO p M.-Daily, local for Charlottesville
g:9O p M.-Daily. NEW YORK AND FLORIDA
EXPRESS, carries Pullman Buffet Sleeping Cars,
New York and Washington to Tampa. via Savan-
nah and Jacksonville, and TO Aiken, $. c., via
Columbia, with connection for Augusta.
900 r. M.-Daily, 'WASHINGToN AND CHAT
TaXooGA LIMITED" via Lynchburg, with
Memphis and New Orleans, through Bristol.
1ol.5 F. M.-Daily, WASHINGTON AND
soI-THWESTERN YESrIBULED LIMITED. com
nosed OF Pullman yestibuled Sleepers. Dinip..
YORK to Nashville, Tenn, via Asheviile. Knox-
,,;Ile and Chattanooga; New York to Memphis.
r;a birmingham; New York to New Orleans. via
Atlanta and Montgomery. Vestibuled Day Coach.
Washington to Atlanta. Southern Railway Dinin,.
c,r Greensboro to Montgomery.
Tn AIMS ON WASHINGTON AND OHIO DI.
VISION leave Washington 0:0l A. NJ daily, and
t.ti p NJ daily, except Sunday. and 6.25 p NJ
sunday only for Round Hill; 4:35 P. NJ. daily ex-
csnt Sunday for Leesburg. and G:25 7. NJ daily
tot Uerndon Returning. arrive at Washington
sss NJ daily and $40 p. NJ Sundays only
anJ 9:45 P NJ daily except Sunday from Round
I Hi and : :05 a. NJ daily except Sunday from
Wcrndon, and s:si A. NJ daily except sunday
from Leesburg
i,,,ton h. ~ and I 40 A. NJ; 2.29 and 9:O5 P NJ
III and o;45 4 NJ daily except Monday Har-
risnnburr u noon daily, except Sunday. and 9:6j
p NJ daily, aLd $50 A. NJ daily from Char.
lottesville.
tickets, sleeping reservations, and other in.
formation furnished. and baggage called for and
rLerled from hotels and residences by Union
.rransfer Company. orders lett at Ticket OF
6ce 7nj Fifteenth Streer northwest; 5iI Penn
svIyania Avenue northwest. aad at Pennsylvania
Passenger Station
Cab Service.
General Manager.
i NJ CULP Traffic Manager.
". A. TURK General Passenger Agent
l.. s BROWN. General Agent
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FOR EXCHANGE

FOR EXCHANGE acres near Relay. Md. B.
4 o. r. X. s-room house. etc, truit and
berries. will trade Tor nice home in city siiRA-
HAN FISHER. 5l2 + 81. NV. apl-3t-eod
FOR ENCHANGE--ls acres On b X %. r. r. At
station I-roam house, outbuldings; fruit
and berries trade for home in city ABRAHAM
FISHER, 5l2 ST. NV. ap9-Jt-eod
FOR EXCTIANGE-Iarge list OF properties Tor
exchange: nice. homes. NV. ne; also
country property; | make it specially: II yeuy
wish TO exchange property in any way call and
see me. JCNU-S j. PTTTMAN, Room :. Atlan-.
tic Building g2s 81. NV. aps-5t EN-
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WALL PAPER.

IIuNI * PHILLIPS Papcthangng and painting
rooms I,aperod s. up; samples submitted. 72s
10Th ST. NV apJ-6t
ROOMS fAPERED, 81 UP You cannot afford TO
pay less than So If you want honest work,
samples brought, all work protected by legal
guarantee. Painting. Send postal. WM. V. MA
HONEY. 6o3 Pa. ave. Sc. .ll3 Pierce ST. Ana
costria Jal4-3noscN
THAT - .O00.O00 that the Duited States will pay
to the Cuhan army viii paper good many
rnoms at prices Only =. ~ for finest work.
Let us do yoar spring lisiniing Mecln save you
money cvcn the little jobs. T. c. NOLTE SO
ah st. Nj BRANCH Z" aps-tf
ROOMS PApERED. a.75 up; guaranteed
RICHARD s. ENNEX, $50 II st. ne.
a2llmo.em
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STEAMBOATS,.
sTEA3iBOATs.
Norfolk & Washington
Steamboat Co.

Every dag in the year for Fortress Monroe.
norfolk, Newport News and all points south
- by the superb. powerful steel palace steam
''Ntsport News Norfolk" and
Washington on the following schedule:
Lv. Washington. 80 pm Lv. Portsmouth5:o0 pm
Lv Alcxaudra. Zoo pm Lv. Norfolk. ..5:45 pm
Ar Fl Monroe.7 90 am Lv. Fit Monrce.6:i5 pm
Ar Norfolk. .s:oo am Ar. Alexandria 6 80 am
Ar Portsmouthsl5 am Ar Washington : 90 am
Tickets sale at slI Penn. ave, and
o. ticket office. 6l9 Penn. and corner
- 18th st. and n. y. ave-, G. & O. ticket Of.
fees, at 513 and 1921 Penn. ave-. S. A. l..
= Ticket Office, 1884 n. Y. ave-. and on board
steamers.
Hs- For further information apply at gen.
offices. 7th ct. wharf. Wash, D. c.
Phone 80
no2s-ti JNo. CALLAHAN. General Manager.
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For RENr-rYPEwRITERs.

SEVERAL HUNDRED perfect copies be made
from one writing with the Stencil Duplieator
process; copies prepared at Sl.50 per loo. at
NEWMANS TYPEWRITER AGENCY, GIL 9Th st.
mhlI-tf
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FOR RENT-sTOREs.

FOR RENT-Large store and cellar 800 l4th
st; only S2s.59 per month W p. NET
CALF lll0 G. st. ma21-tfem
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FOR HfR L.

l.oO-Full dress suits for hire, 81. at JULIUS
CoHEN'S, lloi 9Th st. nv. anl-ti
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FOR RENT-rLATs.

FOR RENT-FLATs.
FOR RENT-Third.story fiat of unfur rooms;
gas and bath; SO. 1926 18th st. NV. apl0-3t
FOR RENT-SecoEd floor fat, three large, newly
papered rooms; water and sink in rooms;
price. $40 60 IL 81. ap9-3t
WANTED-Roomers for entire fat: second floor;
light housekeeping; m. t.; $3.50. Call after
p. M, u y st. NV. upo.3t
FOR RENT-Elegant home for newly married
couple who will buy furniture. Address
HOME, this Office. ap9-3t
FOR RENT--A splendid 5-room nat; large veran-
da; !. m. l.; sii per month. 1885 Md.
ne. . aps-3t-em
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FOR SALE-SUBURBAN.

FOR SAi.E-Near Ardwick, 3 acres; house; 81
fruits; monthly payments; splendid oppOrtu
nifty. CLARK BROS. Cos 18th st. aps-St-em
WHY PAY RENT For $50 cash and monthly
payments of Sl651 l can sell you a new >
staIv 6-roum house in that most desirable sub
,uI, iyatlsville; lol, j0vl50; this Is a bargain
to anyone wanting a little home; price 81 $50
L. ". RICHARDSON, with b. H. Warner Il Co.
aps-3t-em
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FOUND.

FoUND-Ice Cream; absolutely pure; none bet
ter; 9oc per gallon; Neape!itan, 81: good
pure ice cream. zoe per gallon Phone. 2osl-
LACEY's. Coz n. V ma25-ti-em
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FOR sALE-BICYCLEs.
LOST.

LOST -Furlough and description list of sergt.
Daniel g. Ebealy Return HIS 9th NV Re
ward. apll-3t
LOST. STRAYED OR sToLEN-Femae pug; lib
cral reward il returned to lil5 9Th st. nv.
aps-St-em
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BUSINESS CHANCES.

-,,--J--~>>-----~~-~---~-~-
WANTED Retail milk route of % or 80 gallons.
Address A. G. C.. this office. apll-3t
FOR SAIE-Barroom; north side of Pa.
fortune for right party; reason for selling, i'll
health. Address ILL HEALTH this office.
ap1l-3t
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FOR RENT-ROOMs.

>~~>~~~0-0----0@0~---'-0>
FOR RENT-Finely furnished rooms, singly or en-
suite. with bath; southern exposure: con-
venient to 4 car lines and departments. 82l st.
NV. 1t
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WANTED Board. IS week; ladies, s2.5o spring
water. so2 Nth St. NV. aps-3t .cn
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FOR Thoroughly furnished corner house;
rooms; NV; southern exposure; modern
improvements; $40 per month, $50 and board
one lady. Address COSY. this office. aps-3t-em
FOR RENT-l40e 9th ST. NV, 10 rooms; perfect
condition; only $50. W. p. METCADF 1410
G. ST. NV. mai3-tf-em
The times., 1899-04-11

WANTED-Men 10 act as city guides: good ad
dress and neat appearance. ROOM 10. 6es I
st. II
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HELP wANrED-FEMALE.

WANTED-Colored woman for Baltimore; TO
leave the city; coed homes in city. BOG e
81. NV
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1899-07-20
SALUTES OF RUl ERS.

Nicholas Of Russia shake. hands with
no one hut a fcllow-monarch. Relatives
he kisses on the forehead.
Every one who comes to see the king
OF Italy finds a handshake ard hearty
greeting if the king likes him.
Under no circumstances will Franz
Josef of Austria shake hands with any
body except brother soverCigns. A nod
and kindly smile is all he ever vouch-
safes the most distinguished of his sub
jects
Only with relatives will Queen Vic
toria shake hands. outside her own
family she occasionally gives her hand
to be kissed, The prince of Wales, on
the contrary, likes to shake hands, and
always offers his hand to the person
who is introduced to him.
Emperor William is ono of the two
European monarchs who delights in n
hearty handshakc. lie has n strong
grip and the person houored by him
with Il clasp of the hand is apt to re-
member the dignity thrust upon him.
William usually kisses royal friends.
When he visits or is visited by Il mon
arch he kisses him three times on each
check
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1899-07-20
WITH THE HUMORlST,

shes n wonderful woman for bar
gains"
How does her husband stand the eX-
pens? ''-Chicago Post.
"Do you expect both those children to
travel on one ticket?" asked the con-
ductor.
"Certainly not" replied the woman
II merely expect them to travel on one
train
He let it go at that.-Chicago Post.
so you think there really is some
thing in hereGity. after all?"
Il do. Young Mundsley who is trying
to get UP north pole expedition. is the
son Of woman who used to be an in
veterate hous3-hunter, not because she
could have used a house if she had
found one, but for the mere love of the
thing. "-Chicago Daily News.
Little Georgie-When | get to be a
man | Wisht I'd look jist like you, I'm
Gle Bob.
Uncle Bob (who is a bachclorl-Ah,
that's nice. I'm glad to hear you say it.
Little Georgie-Yes; mamma told me
you would be- She says you've got mon
ey to will away and 1t won't hurt a bit
to jolly you.-Chieago Daily News.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1899-07-20
How to Make a Complete
NpWSna Upr.

A local exchange wisely remarks:
at is impossible for Il newspaper re-
porter to be everywhere or to hear
everything that happens in commun-
ity. Consequently many good items
will be omitted unless patrons will
take a little pains to supply the news
papers with news. This paper invites
Information of interest from every
source. IL you are entertaining guests
from abroad let us know about it. If
a member of your family is seriously
i'll, your acquaintance will be inter-
cstcd to learn of it. 1t is the aggre-
gate of such similar items that makes
a complete local news page. If some
time you feel slighted or feel that you
or your friends have not received the
notice that might be expected ask
yourself whether you have seen to it,
that the newspaper has had inform
alton Of your doings. If you have
not the fault is yours not ours"