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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05
NO FAITH CURE,
ABOUT sTUART's DYSPEPSIA TAB.
LETS.
They Cure Stomach Troubles and Indi.
gesuon Anyway, Whether You
Have Faith in Them or Not.

Mere faith will not digest your food
TOT you, Will not give you an appetite,
VIII not increase your flesh and
strengthen your nerve and heart, but
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tables will do
These things, because they Are
composed OF the elements OF diges-
tlon, theS contain the julceS, acids
aud peptOnes necessary 10 the diges-
tlon aud assimilation OF all wholesome
foods. ''''''
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets will di-
gest food II placed 10 a Jar or bottle in
water heated to 9s degrees, and thew
VIII do II much more effectively when
taken Into the stomach after meals,
whether you have faith that they
will or not. wy
Ihey lnVigorate the stomach, make
pure Mood ana strong nerves, in the
only way thai nature can do IL. and
that Is, from plenty OF Wholesome
loOd well dlgested. IL is not what We
eat, but what We digest that does uS
Sluart'N Dyspepsia Tablets are sold
oy nearly all druggists az So cents for
luli sized packages, or by mail frnn,
Ine /; \. 5 uart Co., Marshall, Mi,h.
Jan, > 4.6. '4'~''
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

We Offer one Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case OF Catarrh thar caf
not be cured by Halls Catafrh Cure.
r. j CHENEY 4 Co., Props. Toledo. q
We the undersigned, have knJWr
~ Cheney for the last rs years, and
believe hin perfectly honorable In ali
business transactions aud duanciall,
ahle TO carry out any obligations made
by their hfm,
WEST \ TRuAx, Wholesale Drug.
glsts. Toledo, o.
WALplNG, kINNAN & MARvIS.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, Ohio.
Hall's Catafrh Cure IN taken inter.
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system
ftlce Ioc per bottle. Sold by All
Druggists. Testimonials free,
hall's Family Pills are the best.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05
Salem cannsN Wants Pea,

Farmers aud gardners who wish "a
cultivate peas during next season for
canning purposes will please call ou
NJ J N. Wallace at the Salen,
water Co : Otiice In the city hall and
designate the amount of acres they
are willing to plant. Before maxim.
posltl'e arrangements 10 regard 10
opeiatlog TIE can0ery next season A
- necessary 10 kn1w approximately
snc acreage that eau be secured be.
Infe The iltst ~ January la case the
oanuery Il operated, each suhscriber
VII Dc notihed of the tull particulars
nctoFe The drst or Februafy. I2 2.dSwsw
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05
ran oRnAT SALT LAKE ROUTE

rs attention OF sashouni tra,.l,v q.
sailed 10 lhs Advantage oacrsd them N, an.
NO Nfande Mea,sn, lhc Great Sal ~,
Hee.s la' sauis ra,eS prevailed uhs,hsr
'Hg u'p % ma va hunung g,on "a an Fr.n
e'seo. The passenger has a. cho,,. - -,
los,ss o., u pNglan1, three ,hrossh Csl,
'1ao aed loal cas-, thegcof. No sihsf H.
ess q f0stlshd San ,nss such a v,n,ty 4,
'ea'sa' Ia addition, days s,opossr /, e,,,n -
~ A'',@ss's :, sny po,al IN Utah % Colo
200, lane1sh psllm and ,oaIist ,leso.
'ht eaia aie lea o. al trains. As wsll A. ~.
1sSsaias char san, ihe sssies anl ~
eo.naeds'ioas oiisFsd aie equal II AZ ~
ps,'ea 10 'hoNs u any uans-coalinsa,sl ~
90 h, ,A.s' are Al~als a. low A. The lowest.
= fes eonlemplalg a TIP easi. All. "a
ID Nansasld. q. nsfsl Aeent K,a 49,. go, =
esa'sin Hallway. IA Had ,isss, Po,,,s,,
N..sSan' iei any ,ntsmatg.s ~ nav nssl N
'sis'sAes 10 fa,ss, Ioaies "a aecomo.l.l,s,.
tilod
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05
THE PIONEER LIMITED

Is the nameof the only perfec, train in
the world, nowrlnning every night between
st. Paul and Chicago, via the Chicago. Nil.
~lukee 8 ST. Pnul Raiway-lhe pioneer
road OF the West in adopting all improved
facilities iyr the safety and ejoyment OF pas.
sengers. An illustrated pamphlet. shaving
views Of auliful scenery along the route Of
the rionesr Limited, will be sent free TO any
person upon reciipS Of wo-cept postage
stamp, Address Geo. II. Heaitord, General
Passenger Agent. Chicago, Ill. voc Il
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

Mr. II. +. McIlwaln has closed out
his old business 10 this city, and will
close his store for about two months
In few days he will leave for New
York 10 lay In a stock Of goods for a
department store, with all the usual
departments except clothing which
he does not Intend b keep.-Albany
Democrat.
Salem business men should take
IN ensures to prevent the establish
ment Of department store 10 this
city. One such trust would ruin the
retail trade Of Salem aud make half
the business property worthless. That
trust may have It's agents at work
here now.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05
J. J. DALRYMPLE & co.

I'd. N. ECles Tor the rest OF this week
Mrs. Emma Walker, the music Ia.
structor at the College OF Philomoth
has returned home after visiting Mr.
and Mrs. j. y. StaiRer.
Mr.. John Grlll,, bridge carpenter OF
the ). Z. Co., who spent the holidays
with his family, Of this city. left this
morning for the south 10 resume his
work.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

Ptople overlooked the Importance nj
permanently Oereutled effects and
,',, "s,e satisfied With transient action
,iut nov mat Is generally know thai
~ CUP ~ tigs Will PERMANENTLY over,
come habitat constipation. Nell,tn.
lofmed people viii not bay otbe,
,aAatlNes, which act for Ilme. bni
nually lnlure Tue system, Buy Ibs
Syrup 90. ''S ''s
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05
beauty T. Blood Deem.

Clcan blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without u. Cascarets, Candy Cathar.
nc clean your blood and keep It clean, BY
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm.
puntles from the body. Begin today 10
banish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads.
and that slckly bilious complexion by taking
Sascarets,-benuty Tor ten cents. An drug.
sists, satisfaction guaranteed, l0c, 25c, SOC.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05
PERSONAL AND LOCAL.

Movements Of Residents and Visiton Al
the Capital City.
lror additional Local aud social sss thiri pace.
Fred Virgins, the merchant, Is In
Portland.
@. u. Lane, the tailor. 10 doing
business Ia the Metropolis today.
state Secretary elect aud Mrs. ~.
Dunbar of Astoria arc 10 the city.
Miss Lula Niece, one of Albany's
fairest daughters. Il the gueat Of Mrs.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05
A Shrewd Detective

will be able to ind clews to a crime
when most people would see nothing
but the virtues Of Branson and Cos
high grade groceries are known 10 all.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

home business men. Then Salem VIII
prosper.
Bobs private bluff these days
you've always been good Repuoli.
can. I'm county chairman and Ia
Ike u write you a letter and see you
get good place under this next ad-
mlnistration.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartie iOc or e5c.
IL C. Q, Z. fail 20 cure, druggists refund money
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

Tue Salem Special" iour made by
that new machinery beats the world.
Try II. AR
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

L0ST-,At Reeds Opera House
tuesday evening Jan. 3, a package
WIN note written on wrapper.
hlhder please return 10 256 State
street, receive reward. I5 m
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05
sfSsH SsSH HOLVERSONS sA5H s45Hr
Annual Clearance Sale
Begins January 3, 1893

All Our Ladies and Mems Mackintoshes will be
closed out at unheard Of prices.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

Friday fish at Do,y's market.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05
BORN.

LOCkLEY.-At the family home.
wednesday Jan. 4, 1899, TO the wife
OF MT Fred Lockley, Jr,, a son.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05
JOURNAL "x-RAYs. &"

Have you seen the model WEEKLY
JorRNAL sla year 70 any address.
"Out Of the postotice into the pen'
lteptiary. out OF the pen into what
fat place nexty"-A. y. Gilbert.
ia
Business Nee, when placing Jour
ads. for 1899. remember THE JOURNAL
pay out 300 a month for teleRrams.
ttt
Salem is the greatest hop market
10 the world aud will be the greatest
prune market 10 the world 10 a year
or two.
The mammoth holiday Roseburg
Review was grand production--the
biggest and best county newspaper 10
Oregon.
Salem merchants know no dull
times. They offer the greatest in-
ducemeuts 10 Oregon for trade this
month.
-.
Why not pass a graduated license
tax for each line OF goods carried and
make department sore impossible
at Salem?
Tax the Illihee braves for the city
Just the same as for Uncle Sam.
Charity aud protection should begin
at home.
Al last accounts, Mr.. Geer was still
at the head OF the incoming admins
tration and enjoying fairly good
health, t0O.
No one will know what II is to be
run down, caught, captured and tor
tured until he has had the piano
agents after him.
1T
How the Albany papers do crow and
cluck and strut and cackle over their
state poultry show It's nice 70 be a
state" this and u state" that.
-.
II the state has any school lands or
lieu lands that have not been stolen
or otherwise illegally disposed Of II
would be we'll 10 discover the fact.
-.
II there Is anything rot;ener 10
Oregon affairs than the management
Of the school lands and the school
funds, the people have not encouut-
cred IL.
-
when did Senator Gesner ever shov
a spirit OF economy when there was
anything IN sight for him ? His
economy is the last expiring blufI OF |
the push.
tt4
An operation Is needed in Marion
county tO sever the umbilical cord be-
tween the unnecessary coroner's In
quest aud the still more useless med
lcal autopsy.
Uncle sam does not stand any nom
sense from the Illlhee braves Of Salem.
He makes them pay a retail license
Just the same as anybody The city
should do likewise.
The first acts OF the new city ad-
should be to make the
lllihee club pay all back llcence dues
II owes the clty,and pass an ordinance
aglinst department store.
ttt
IL Is rumOred that the old state
house push shoYed a petition under
Soy, Geer's nose for a fat place for one
u the rankest OF the gang, and, well.
de guy'nor didn't DO a ting TAFT!
1It
IL Bob" could get another ceruf-
ate OF political character OF Mart v
jham6erlin, he might 20 into the
'uslness OF furnishing characters 10
IL who wants jobs under the new
administration.
-.
Let US all resolve to become a home
ldustty club. Buy home products.
nstaln home Industry, keep money az
9me ..iemploy home labor, consume
ome 'manutactuTts aud HaTf01I-e I,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

See wIsgins ad, % ast page
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

No-ro- Bac for Fifty Cents
,,S ~, guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

The first acts OF the new city ad-
mloistration should be to make the
lllihee club pay all back llcence dues
II owes the clty,and pass an ordinance
against a department store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

Uncle sam does not stand any nom
sense from the llllhee braves Of Salem,
He makes them pay a retail license
Just the same as anybody, The city
should do likewise.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05
THE WEATHER.

Tonight and Friday occasionally
snow.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

Hops will bring a fair price 10 ls9s'
Consumption Of malt liquors is incre-
asing. whiskey is becoming a drug in
the worlds markets. We advise hop
growers 10 not increase acreage but
improve the quality.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

l''d'y ''sh az nOIy'. market.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

Beyond a regular Associated Press
daily like THE JOURNAL there are few
means Of advertising offered that
really reach Tie people. Yet the
multitude OF advertising schemes
continually supported by the people
would pay for two Associated Press
reports aud make II possible TO print
twice as good a daily AZ Sal em as we
noS print. Think Of this, Mr. Bus.-
ness mar,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

It's rumored that the old state
house push shuYed petition under
Coy, Geer's nose for fat place for one
OF the rankest OF the gang, and, well,
de guy'nor didn't DO a ting TAFT!
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

II Bob" could get another certif.
cate OF political character Of Mart
Cham6erlin, he might 20 into the
business ot furnishing characters TO
all who wants Jobs under the new
administration.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

Friday fish at Doty's market.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

Let US all resolve to become home
industry club. Buy home products.
sustain home Industry, keep money AZ
home, ,,iemploy home labor, consume
hOme ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS md Mi rnn----,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

An operation Is needed in Marion
county % sever the umbIlical cord be-
tween the unnecessary coroner's in
quest aud the still more useless med
ical autopsy.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

Tue readers Of this paper who sold
their services and products 10 this
community should constitute them
selves a home Industry club and sup
port home enterprises. Let us call 1t
THE JOURNAL Home Industry Club.
TT
Walter Lyon is TO be Governor
Geer's private secretary, Mr. Lyon
is an excellent young man and will
make good secretary AT the pres
ent time he Is the Oregonian's Salem
correspondent. At one time he was
editor Of the Stayton TimeS.-Albany
Democrat.
Mr.. Lyon lacks but one thlng-a
certificate TO his political and moral
character from bob"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

"VuI1 'UanuIacluTts aud paITonIIe
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-05

When did Senator Gesner ever shov
spirit OF economy when there was
anything in sight for hlmY His
economy is the last expiring blufI OF
the push.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-08-19

A good story is related of Lord Kel-
wins lecturing methods at the Glasgow
university. As professor of science he
can use long words in such formidable
array as would make dictionary break
its binding with horror. During q
course of lectures once on magnetism,
for instance, he defined an ideal mag
net as IAN infinitely long, infinitely
thin, uniform and uniformly and longi
tudinally magnetized bar and the
misguided students vocifeornsly cheer
ed, which caused the professor tc say,
"Silence!" This definition was made
and cheered, with the usual reprimand,
frequently during the lectures. Once,
near the conclusion, however, the stu
dents did not cheer, Int Lord Kelvin,
from force of habit, raped ont "Si-
lence," the same as before.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-08-19
A DESPERATE RIDE.
He Hrnved the storm of Bullets and
Saved the Regiment.

"That is one of the bravest men
ever knew" said General ROSccranS.
pointing out his inspector general, Ar
thur c. Ducat. Il saw him coolly face
almost certain death to perform Il
duty. Three on the same duty had
fallen before his eyes, and he had to
run the gantlet of thousand mus
ketS, but he did it"
The words were spoken to James Il.
Gilmore while on Il visit to odd
Rosey's" army at MurfrccSbOro. who
records them in his personal Recol
lectionS."
General ROScCranS referred to Du-
cats behavior at the battle of Iuka.
The inspector general had observed
that Il regiment of General SANKEY'S
division was about to be overwhelmed
by n much larger force of the enemy.
ride on and warn Stanley at once"
said Rosecrnns as Ducat reported the
danger. An acre OH fire and swept
with bullets lay between him and the
menaced regiment. Ducat glanced at
it and said:
General. have a wife and chill
dren."
You knew that when you came
here" answered ROsecrans coolly.
"I'll go, sir" said Ducat, moving his
horse forward
Stay moment. We must make
sure of this" said the general, begin
ming to write dispatches. the paper
resting on the pommel of his saddle.
He wrote three; gave one to each of
three orderlies and sent them off at in
tcrvals of about GO yards over the bull
let swept field. Then he looked at
Ducat, who had seen every one of the
orderlies fall lifeleSs or desperately
wounded. Without n word he plunged
into the fire. ran the gauntlet in safe
ty, got to Stanley and saved the rcgi-
ment, but his clothes We're torn by
mimic balls. and his horse received a
mortal wound.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-08-19
"OlL PAINTINGS.
Those Ihnt Cost 80 Cents Apiece and
Sell For 81.


Most OF the cheap oil paintings"
said the picture dealer, are done by
Italians ON the east side in New York.
They work in their living rooms, and
most of the paintings have several
half grown children as assistants. The
wholesale dealers have number of
such artists on their books and agree
10 take all they can do, the firm sup
plying the canvas, but not the paints.
OF course the pictures are done rapid
ly.
AN expert will range six or eight
canvaScS on a shelf that is used in
stead of an easel and generally has
colorcd print tackled up above as copy.
Then he proceeds to rapidly block in
the subject. \ faVOritc scene is Il
mountain lake with Il ruined temple in
the foreground. lie will Indicate the
lake, the sky and the mountains with
out attempting any details and pass on
to the next canvas. BY the time he is
through with the last one the paint on
the first is dry, and he proceeds in the
same order with the trees, clouds and
temple Meanwhile his helper is put
ting in all the small accessories, and
by the time daylight wanes the row
will be done. BY this system of work
ing the artist does not have to be con-
tinually changing his brushes, and he
loses no time in waiting on the drying
of pigment.
I'VE sell such a picture as he would
turn out at about 50, including frame
the net cost of the canvas to the deal
er being in the neighbOrhood of 9C
cents. The workman gets 40 cents
apiece for his paintings, and most of
them average $50 day year in and
year out. | know one man who makes
Just double that amount, but he has
two clever children. AS you may see,
some of the pictures are by no means
devoid of merit in spite of their slap
dash handling. In fact, a good many
OF the 40 cent artists occupy their
leisure in doing artistic things which
they may or may not be able to sell
The others bring in steady income
and keep the pot boiling."-New Or
leans Times-Democrat.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-08-19
TRUTH AND A TRUNK.
Look Ont For Baggage If II Woman
Tells You 1t Isn't Heavy.

Tells You 1t Isn't Heavy.
l know Il woman who travels around
the country with a trunk as big as Il
house. Protests of husband and friends
are of no avail, and it seems to me the
case is perfectly proper one for the
Anticruelty society. When l mention
ed this to the lady with the trunk, she
said, but they are only to look after
children and animals"
''Pcrhaps they can twist their con
stitution to get the baggageman under
the head of animals and prosecute
you"
She did not appear at all discOm'
posed. The last time she went away
l groancd for the eXpressman. The
house was in an awful turmoil, and
the trunk was on the third floor.
ITS not very heavy" l heard her
say. At the remark the eXpressman
Immediately called his helper from
the wagon. Il always know what that
Means he said, with a knowing nod
to the maid. When he got up stairs
he could hardly lift one end. "Ncver
failed" he said. when they say it's
light, it's dead sure to be heavy. They
don't mean it, but they can't tell the
truth about a trunk. | don't know
whether they think we don't know
about weight, or We'll charge them less
if they say it's light, or what, but we
always look out for the trunk that's
called light" Then he and his helper
tugged and pulled and jammed holes
in the wall as they went down stairs
Philadelphia Press.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-08-19
POETRY WHICH BURNED.
The Successful scheme of n Rhyme
ster to Make Money,

A very wealthy, scdate and enter
prising manufacturer in Pennsylvania
has a brother who is tritling, dissipat-
ed and of course a spendthrift. But
the fellow now and then displays re-
markable ingenuity in making a
raise" All his life he has INDUCED,
among other bad habits, that of writ
ing eXecrable verse much of which,
however, he has managed to get
printed.
Lately he conceived the monstrous
idea of having all his stuff printed in
a book and with the aid of an unscru-
pulous printer succeeded in bringing
out the work" in quite handsome
shape. But in the most affectionate
terms he dedicated" the book to his
wealthy brother who regards his near
and dissolute kinsmans poetry" as
really the most reprehensible thing
that the incorrigible fellow does.
But the rhymester and his "black art"
accomplice knew their business. They
printed n large edition of the book and
sent copy to the wealthy man. who
Immediately purchased the entire edi-
ton and the plates and made words
that burn" of the poems" by means of
a bonfire. He also sent to his cruel
brother and induced him to accept a
salary to do nothing but throttle his
verse tiend.
The wicked printer obtained capital
enough to go to Chicago and carry on
a reputable printing establishment.
and the bad brother is earning more
money by keeping his verse fiend ST
lent than better poets do by keeping
their muses. constantly at work.-Wo-
mans Home Companion.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-08-19
Marriage by Halter.

Among ignorant people of English
birth it is fully believed that a wife
bought with money or goods is legally
married if the purchaser leads her all
the way home by halter.
Mr.. Barring Gould, the English anti
quarian, tells of a village poet known
to him who bought wife for a half
crown and led her 10 miles to his cot
tage.
The squire and the rector protested
to the village poet that he was not
legally welded.
"Why, yes be-" he replied. "I'll
take my Bible oath l never Cnce took
the halter off till she'd crossed the door
sill and the door was shut.
The latest instances of such wife sales
occurred in 1858 and 1853, when wom-
en- were sold in Little Horton and in
Dudley. In these cases blue ribbon
took the place of the straw halter.
But, gentle ladies, the symbolic idea
was the same.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-08-19

A young Irishman once went to a
kind hearted old squire for recon-
mendation. An elaborate one was writ
ten and read to him. He took it with
thanks, but did not move.
whats the matter with it? ?" roared
the squire.
"Oh, nothin, sorr, said the lad
quickly.
"Well, then, why don't you go?"
"Sure, sorr, thought on the stringth
of a recommind like that you'd be
wantin to hire me. San Francisco
Argonaut
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-08-19
HOW He WnS Cured

Mrs. Mcpherson was attracted by
the following advertisement the other
day:
''To the Public-A gentleman who
was cured of drinking, smoking, talk.
ing too loud, going out at nights, going
to the races and gambling and who
also gained 20 pounds of flesh in three
years and was completely restored to
health, will sell the secret to any re-
spectacle person for half n crown. If
no cure, money efunded.-Address, in
confidence" etc.
Mrs. Mcpherson sent for the remedy
and received the following reply:
81 was cured of all the bad habits
mentioned by three years enforced
residence in her majcsty's prisOns."-
London Tit Bits.