The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-08-22

clock and announced that fifty-six. cases
had been disposed OF in thirty-eight
minutes.
1t was the biggest day in numbers
the police court ever had. Again, the
time was lowered pro rata about seven
minutes. Even the guilty" record
quivered and the dark brown fumes
pressed upwards twenty-four points, or
two and one-half inches from the roof.
Diehl's tie didn't open its mouth. Al
together ii was a most remarkable al
ternoon.
Nate Randall was called forward, and,
with the help of three or four patrol
men. made his way to the top of the
mourning heap. Nate pleaded guilty
TO having sponsed more or less barb
wire with extreme points on it.
Five days" said his honor.
But I've been in four" protested
Nate.
The order will be amended to nine"
James Brennan essayed to explain a
soreness in his leg, acquired at Santi-
ago r. L. Corum, too, was at CUBA.
Dan Morris. whose chief excuse for not
being a vagrant was the absence OF $40,
lost shooting craps. was from Evanston
The box car they were in had been
chartered for the occasion. through the
instrumentality of a long schooner, alb
sorbed by the brakeman on wyoming
division. The court listened to the ac-
count and marked all suspended.
Dark Brown" was called.
"Ah guess l ann he" replied Sidney
Jackson.
Were you drunk"
well. sah''- Sidney paused
"Wen?" resumed the clerk;
Went down [ shop and got few
drinks on stomach empty. Nuthln IN
it. sab, and no place to sleep what L
iost.''
man for?"
Didn't YOU choke an old man out in
jail the other night?'
No. sab
That isn't the man." volunteered
Jailer Kimball.
yes. it is" said the court. Hes the
only dark brown around here.
well. sab. dat may be true, put as
suah as Deb is a-a-well, suah as yoah
bon, All hitted NOBODY hoWaS' h'-
At this assurance the court let Sidney
off with five days.
The old man who was so initiated in
the Jail by Dark Brown, arose Wnen
prodded by Ed Murtie. his nelghpor.
His face seemed a cross between KIP
Van Wrinkle and a battered Santa
Claus. with chances in favor of the lat
fer. His hat had gone, he knew not
whittier. and as Diehl looked him over
the old man blurted out that he was
hard of hearing.
Whats your name!
"Eh?"
Your name? WHAT"
I -, 80 bere before mister,
can tell ye."
Were you drunk
We're you intoxicated" shouted
Diehl.
TON Knowles .
"H'm." interposed the court MT.
Clerk. tell him to go toEa-DehVer'
Go to Denver" cried Dienl.
What"
IF the court please, this man expec-
torated at officer Simpsons physiog-
nomy the other night" :.
TO Knowles: What did you do it
fcr?"
Some one with a good voice tell MIN
TO GET out" ordered the court.
Simpson volunteered and with fran
tie gestures and a club got the old man
10 comprehend the situation.
4 look of care spread over Scotty
Ranking features as he realized the
time that had been lost. But good
progress was made for minute. in
which about thirty-fve forfefts were
recorded.
Thomas Lloyd said he didn't like the
town anyway. or he wouldn't have
been here. Was not vasrant.
Where are you from?" was asked. =.
The depot
''W ant to go back?'
Yes
Five days"
stand back" cried Diehl. tragically,
as John Franklin's breath came over
TO the desk stand back"
The breath was. surrounded and
caught.
II was intoxicated, sir
Five"
q Just walked in and will walk out"
theoriZed John Fierce of the tie-wa.k-
ing fraternity.
Give you one hour
Jack Wright said he was still and
all from Butte and had a few beers
still and ALL" but walked in. He got
Eve days.
lanes Murray. with his King Lear
WHISPERS and bum lamp. stated that
he actually got drunk in thirty min
ties on alcohol and soda water. The
usual fine was imposed.
"Wiu Hantyi'
No response.
pack started on a stin hunt for his
man and found him. He was Silver
King enthusiast who celebrated fatally.
It's wrong to get drunk" said the
court. but if man ever was justified I
it was Saturday. ] will let you go
back 40 the Park"
q Just get out" piped William Don
"Then what?"
"Eecred up
Go back. Five days"
Frank Reynolds. who gave Officer
Rurt chase Saturday night, and
George williams. his partner, denied
having begged on the street.
we only 'ad 'alf hour to see the I
town" said Reynolds: low could we
do nothin'?''
We'll. you fellows can hit the city
limits in thirty minutes, either way.
Go on
3 -. Observation-Disclosures your"
Yes"
Five"
Your honor"
Five dollars" -
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