New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-09-13
TIRE talk or THE DAY.

This curious attempt at FngllSH WIS ''Pi'' '''V
other day from the label OF bottle Of RUNNER AZ
t,i,zhabel. "rhis dne aromatical liquor Of cumn
heing carofulls' destillated by NE from exquisite
green curnin must be recommended ~ IN" hest ~
an excellent and sayovry hygicnical middle
"r.u wager something handsome that the Rev
DR. Pilgrr wishes ne hadn't gone away on nIs
summer vacation and left his parish III '""'se III
"WRat id young Psalm.on do2' .. ~,
Married tho riches, widow in the chutcn's ana
chs nro,nised 10 set him up in parish or MS
own. -(CIeyeland Plain Dealer
4 green irish servant girl was recently employed
IN the home Of Deputy Sheriff Curley' OF Phlla-
delphia few days after she assumed chaise
below stairs Mrs. Curley told her TO serve water
melon for dinner Judge Of Mr.. Curley oisHay
when the rind Of the melon was brought IN OIL d"
matter. but none Of the rich. red core "What
',,1 ,o, Al with the other part?' asked Mr.. cur
ley ..Ivhv" WAS the reply: "shure. II wuz fun ot
black bugs an trun It out
4 Young and newly married couple were enter hs
tanning their friends. and among the guess We
one who's continued rudeness made MN eHueHl 81
condurt although most unhearable, was put mp
with for time until at supper pc h nsu sepved
to him and in vein ct inis1 tSGe n,g This
looked round and rsmarkfd Is thlS fT pd9 ouef
looking qayidua Sp me- 9 f6r Ine do you refer
dondon Spare Moments.
4 underground
been built IN London. directly under the church
- - Mary Woolnoth. and some churchmen have
raised the question whether the ground under
church t. NOT consecraed. ir which case the build
ing Of tho station would be an act Of sacr'"se.
4 sunday school superintendent at the close Of an
address on the Creation. which he was sure ne ndi
ilcent of the scholars. smilingy invited questions
4 tiny boy with white eager tace ana large
was Adam never baby" The superintendent
oushed dogh as to S what edcs or 80 se1 sys
brothers and sisters came promptly to his aid
Please sir" she said smartly T., mere m was no
body TO nuss him "-(Cleveland Plain Dealer
A Kansas farmer had his hair cut the other day
nv barber for the first time. on leaving the
chair he said dindently: What shall do with tho
hair? Do I have to take It away with me-
next week viii be- a pacing ostrich. The curious
Ira which is famous for its all around appetite
and wonderful freedom from dyspepsia even after
n diet Of brickhats and gum shoes. also mas some
note As a spceder. The one which VIII be seen az
gets around the track at a rate which would make
an ablehoded horse very tired.-lMinneapols Trb-
une.
I'm one ~ the remote counties Of the Panhandle
Of Texas" says Law Notes" two lawyers were
trying a case before a Justice NJ the peace. II was
sixty miles as the crow flies the nearest law
hook and the attorneys differed. Of course, as TO
the law upon the main issue In the case. They
were trying the without the Intervention OF a
i,rv and His Honor. who conducted a gambling
house I'm connection with his hotel. saloon. livery
stable. studhorse and jackass. was In doubts as to
what his decision ought to be Finally Miller. tho
rlafntin's counsel offered TO bet Hoover, the de-
fendants attorney. $40 that he was right. Hoover
did not happen to have that much OF the circu-
lating medium concealed about his person, and was
naturally loss how to parry thls forciole argu-
rnent The Court waited few moments on
Hoover and finally said We'll. Mr.. Hoover. the
Court has waited long enough. Millers proposition
seems to be- fair one. and since you don't put
up I will decide this case I'm favor OF the plain
tiN o."
And do YOU read a good deal out here on the
farm" asked The sweet Yogng s, rhng o ron.
"iIayc You seen Markham's Man with the
49, miss but reckon thar ain. nary man in
jerry kln"-Colorado Springs Gazette
An interesting experiment is about to be made by
the Government Of Bosnia and Herzegovina IN con J.
necton with the subject Of the migration OF birds
A number ~ ohseryatories are to be established
throughout both countries on the coasts. plains.
mountains rivers. lakes and at all points which
seem likely TO yield results OF interest 10 those
engaged In researches on bird migration. Under
the auspices ~ the Government OF both countries
a meeting Of ornlthoioglsts has been convened 70
take place at Sarajeyo from the 18th To the 10Th OF
the current month. and proposal will be made to
other Governments to institute similar plans Of
observation. the intention being 10 unite them all
In d common and uniform system
Entering music shop the other day Welsh
miner who had lately cone into a considerable
sum OF money. asked The price Of grand piano
night after nc returned for a music book. and the
shopman asked him n the instrument gave salts
faction Nan" he said but you wouldn't know
It now. II just looks splendid My old CONAN has
painted Il ycler to match me chest OF drawers
tSpare Moments.