Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-08-18

is NEW YORK Session
+ shs has lived fer few consecutive
years in the city or IN the beautiful
/ Wis or hacienda5 adjacent, and Up TO
her neck n the comfort and luxury OF
i her Elysium. and with never flea u
hurt her nor a bed bug to scrap with,
+ inevitably she becomes . bouncsr in
weight. As the bimeiallic currency OF
this nation is as perfect as anything
I mundane can be. 50 the ibi-oarn3l COM
! position, CT a southern Arizona woman,
On a solid meat basis with just enough
+ and no more of subsidiary adip0se It's
sue. is the perfection Of God 5
+ handiwcrk Depreciation in her case
I is not possible: for the he..t that she
attains to is not at the sacrifice Of that
perfect shape and charm of pose which
IS the distinguishing characteristic OF
! all southern women; and dsmo1atiz2-
ton awaits her only n the tomb.
But to avoid accidents, break-downs
and delay, she should be derricked IN
! to enc Of Coyle'S big freight outfits
la33ag with .he camp equip2ge and sup
pIiss. The old man and the children
I Gan follow IN a light ph2et0n.
From f00th:H CT the Sierra Es-
+ treHa enc glance Of the eye northward
! takes in a vista Of magical transition
From the valley ID IS colosseum here
+ is like robins fight in Summer from
1 ths gulf coast 10 the mountains OF
Tennessee: S1d the robins flight eX-
J tended 20 the precipitOUs north walls
i Ct .fiS colosseum and a Jew miles be
yond to that CT Castle creek. accom-
plishss a transition Ike that from
I Tennessee to elevations looking down
on the Ohio st Louisville. Ky. Rarely
ever the earth are placed such maSni-
/ fcSnt transitions from slltry 6e2Sh0-e
or pains, and wherever they are, they
are subjects of horid description and
Of beautiful iIlusS7atCl. The above
refers to changes CT latitude only; for
IN the mountains that look down on
/ ..hs Salt River valley there are gsner-
ated all the time. but mostly during
the electric storms Of midsummer. in
/ fUences that are far mere recreating
and reinvig0rating than those Of the
regions l have named. Yc. these
transitions are encCmp2Ssed, tue
sheer by q few hours dive. and the
longer by a few hours railway and
stage travel
The dream elf Ponce de Leon. who
vainly sought a fountain of perpetual
youth Jhs Ph0enician CT valleyite can
realize 10 much exSeL.- by finding close
At hand al atmospheric elixir that na1
/ only rolls back TIE yearA Of toll and
speculation 10 lis sDTingtime Of Vigor
and e1thu5' asm. but ez.-elds these
years farther into this life
After tha family tent is pitched and
camp routine established. the pater
f3m.lias will alIr0S.- at once be aware
that his engine Of life IS running at
high pressure; he viii ncta that lis
steam gauge is up to the limit and that
his safety valve will snort unless a kid
is hung on ..he bar. After he has been
baptized thoroughly by enc cloudburst
he is very apt to 1ay hold On his wife's
hired girl or cn his own typewriter and
hug her to death. If these are not 81
hand land hencd1oroh they had best
n. be) he Will thereafter play the Ro-
nle0 to his old w0man's juliet
/ regret to have % expand On this
fatality among hired girls and type
writers. Coroner J0blsIone, whose
eXcelIenjly preserved physique. bright
eyes, and brilliant animation attest his
intimate acquaintance with the coIos-
scum, and Coroner Gay. say that such
fatalities are sad, but inevitable Incl
dents of atmCs plleTic influences hare;
that it is useless eXtTaya g3nce 10 en-
cumber the court records with such
cases They state moreover that a
live hired girl or typewriter sitting
en- 3 coroner. and a coroner Sitting on
a dead G:rI Of either sort, are two en-
tiTeiy different propositions. They
know that 4 contemplation of the first
is soothing; they have been informed
that the experience is delightful; and
decree that the second proposition Is
EJt to zoe considered ct all. They sUg-
g2st that the girls be left at home;
and since no one in Phoenix in mid
summer car raise steam enough 10
g. drunk, steal or fight. the cOnstatbles
have little enough to do-they suggest
that they be commissioned to drive the
p-or girls cut Cf afternoons on Cen
trail avenue, and to gallant them 10 ice
cream p2rlors OF evenings.
But .5he cid girl has absorbed from
The storm clouds and cloudbursts lit
tie more electricity than has her Old
man. The spectacle # the pair play
Ing Romeo and Juli1t S annoying.
Their teams ct steady Old horses lCo31-
ing on give them the horse laugh; the
wild bUTros excLsim oh. did you
Cyer!' and the quail looking n.
E-Sisss Oh Wth chatter and giggIe
And now the Cay CT the colosseum
comes TO its close As she rays of the
setting sun strike the castellated crasts
Ct the Mcdowell and Matazal Sierras.
th1Gs. and the cloud ricks beyond
shaped into gilded domes and nina
rs.s. remind US Of Jerusalem the
Golden" The giant shspe of Monte
zu.ma IN the crest of the EstreIla,
whose folded hands and whose face
locking up into the filling night, are
50 clearly defined. remind US that in
due time He giVeth His beloved
sleep.''