The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-03-17

bound passenger train. The funeral
services will be held at the residence
at one O'Clock, ana the remains VIII
be buried IN the cemetery here. Mr..
Cruise died at the Marine Hospital ut
Cleveland, Ohio of pneumonia on Fri
day of last week. He will be remem-
bered ~ having lived here, with his
fat her, tor "A short time, but went back
to ONO and ut the time of his death
wos IA sailor ON the lakes. The fam
lily and friends have the sympathy
of the entire community.
An impression seems to have gain
ed ground that the proposed new
High School building Will be used
for the High School only. The Board
of Education ask the REGISTER to
say that This is not their plan. The
expectation is to erect two-stOry
building, the upper floor only of
which shall he devoted to the High
School, the lower rooms to be used
for the lower grades.
Rev f. Edwards, pastor of the
English Baptist Church at Miners
vile, Pa, when suffering with rheu-
maCism, was advised to try Cham
berlain's Balm. He says "A few
dDDlltdllOHH III lnlS lllllllltHl BlONth
OF great service to me. 1t subdued
the inflammation and relieved the
pain. Should any sufferer profit by
| giving Pain Balm trial IL will
please me.n For sale by Campbell d
Burrell.
The lola Ice Plant will operate this
summer and expects to start on April
first. with half "A dozen ice houses
full of twelve and fourteen inch natur-
al ice the chances are that lola people
can pay little money and take their
choice of large hunks. 1t will prOba-
bly, be so cheap man can afford to
take 100 pound cake to bed with
him and keep his pockets full in the
day time.
The REGISTER never remembers to
have printed mother-in-law story
for the reason that most of them are
neither true nor witty. But here is
one that, while doubtless not true, is
witty enough to make up for it:
The mother,in law was sick and the son.
| to SEND her to a warmer climate said the
| physician. Soon after the sOnin- law came
| TO the doctor with an axe, aud pleaded;
Say, Doc you kill her-l haven't the nerve
| to do IT,"
| Why wouldn't IL be an easy way TO
settle the location of the new insane
asylum by holding an election in the
Osawatomie or Topeka asylum and
have the lunatics vote as to where
they would rather live when they oc-
cupy the new institution. lola Is
such good place to live in that the
REGISTER believes the least spark of
human intelligence would recognize
the fact.
Temperance rallies will be held by
Rev. III. q. Fraser in Allen county
Friday, March l7-Geneva village.
Sunday, March 10, morning-Osage
Valley Baptist church; Sunday, Mar.
10, ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS church; sun
day, March 10, evening-LaGrande
church.
Monday, March 20-Golden Valley.
Wednesday, March %, Liberty.
Thursday, March. %, Quaker
church.
The Topeka Capital says that near
ly all of the unmarried men VINO
went to Cuba in the 23rd kanaas
(colored) married Cuban women, most
of whom own large plantations or
belong to families owning such lands,
and the men having been killed IN
| the war, In6 American huobohuo
stand a show to win out a nice large
home. Some of the wives came back
with the boys, but most of the boys
promised to return to the wives.
David Washington is locally reported
as one of the married.
1 was afflicted with rheumatism
for fourteen.years and nothing SEEM
cd to give any relief. was able te
be around ali the time, but constantly
suffering. / had tried everything |
could hear of and at last was told to
try Chamberlain's Pain Balm, which
| did, and was Immediately relieved
and in short time cured. ] am hap
py to say that it has not since return
ed,-JOsH EDGAR, Germantown, Cal
For sale by Campbell a. Burrell.
In view of the fact that there are
only few more weeks until COM
mencement, 1t would seem wise for
the officers of the High School Alum
nj A ssh to get together and arrange
for the annual banquet. The first du-
- anaA fnuftatfOna m aII the