The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-08-31
Jones' Surprise Party
Mrs Joaez Gained 8 Glorious
Victory
. ,A@A. e.. Nss@ .Sr.Sas4.y

NAI I'm you get woman who ~ a
wv genuine diplomat You'll ALWAYS
lind her In the excelsior class. 1t Ia the
privilege Of her sex TO 90 10 eStrrmeR
md WHEN she sets out TO attain an end
shr holds the possibility OF death
much more lightly than she does that
Of defeat
This charming little lady. who ,yould
prefer 10 be called Mrs Jones under
the circumstances. live, within n block
Of Woodward avenue in one OF the best
sections Of the CITY. She has been
married for eight YEAR. aud during
seven wears. eleven months and three
weeks Of that time there was one great
draw back TO her happiness. II IL read.
fly figured from this statement that
her release came but one short week
ago.
Jones must he classified AZ a rood
fellow. In few wears more he is lin.
bile 20 be- called "Old Suayity." "OId
Smuotholugy." or by some other mod.
rrn designation equally expreSsivc and
irrryrrcnt, His voice bng n native notr
Of cordiality and 4. unctuous His
laugh is contarion. his hnpdshakr
suggests a wise and he AT one. imurcssss
one with desire TO do something
thoughtful ard agreeable. The i'm.
precision l. not misleading. and ope NJ
Jones fnvnritr ways Of showing his
grncrn-it, wa, 10 invite prople home
10 dinner. Where the average Friendly
man would say 10 Take a cipnr." or
Come 30 and have something" Jones
would smile his genial smile. Inuyb his
happy laugh and insist that Won 90 nm
and have dinner with him.
The-, is n commeudabl. feature IN
such a display Of bospi,nIItv. but y,ba,
was 10 he condemped in lone. was ,hs
fact that he never told his wife Of these
sudden inSasions. She repentedly nskcd
this consideration. but ZONES 4. a busy
man and forgot He would promis,
yoIubly and Kiss his wife by way of
MISUNDERSTANDING his sbortc,m;ng hut
three d.vs would moi macs L.t,r. a.,
would ,urprisc the natisp, Ii,,t. ma.
trou by s,,ddrpiy landing !, ,,.i,b sro,r
one 10 four men Tor dirnsr n. ,l,,.y,
told tb.m in his bca,,y wav tha, ,L.y
vould bnyr IN ,ale not lncL h,, NO
woman with the pride Of a housewife
4. ,y,i,, 20 80, ,,,,t = s,i,u, I,,,l. $500
for her husbands friends she wovl5
suffer from A. ms n rrf,.c,;op bord.riny
upou the shame of heinz nigc. ,,,Iy I'D
improyidept. So khe hustled MANNED
stirred the maId 10 nrod,g,es AZ ever.
tlop and gninrd tenporary ncconro.
dntiou from the Inrders NJ her imr..
d,ata p..ghhors Frcou.rtly I, ,,n. a..
close shave hut n.vcr did NJ ron,.
feel Tim, her y,sx.s haa hs.n ,,i.ns,a
or chat her d,prnrs ,,ors ~, a, l..s,
nasx.hI.
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an. -, ,hrs. n-,,,aa,or, Med. - ,,a..,,,r,
down 20 sbor, y.tiors ,,d 10, ,bsv, 20
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,i,nc. .~rhs,.n hr,nu Tn. a. his
.s,ns.s .. deelar.d ,hs .,dar laar .ua
needs n lcsson and ,bst.s ,hs vav 60
give n "a him mi .ho,, hi,, navon
s,,ect 90 on ,hrorrh ne fasd,nr IL,
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,,r,,in,y IL I,.slt I. ,or,uvs uoy. s,,r,
snpnk ahou, Won and civ. Ionss sncb a
sr,harL aha, be'II .,ys yon an. no,s,s
I.ow n,w an would -
NJ, ,ha, i. M, an. ,,.r -, $500.
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i.m IT,, =. t.iIn,.s b. go Nv -" NV ,as
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ME talkIno over old times ma b.. ~.