Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-17

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Inc as follows "Brcdicrn. doa
peck ter speak long Ter night:
tAmou nmgn.' came from the %
fellow on The front Eoatl ~ reckon,
continued the minister dat de Lor
dn1n want mp tor TEX up much .
your valuable time" Good gran 4
God gran d." said tho lnymanJ
NOT A LicENTIous PREACHER
Iu accordance with the rules OF tn
church. uO minister De- 60 otliciatc with
out license. but when one lie Jus
startling out hH may preach first OF
iriHI So one HIght about % year ng
u young negro named Madison was 90 b
given u chance. THE pastor lu Chnrr
arose and introduced the young would
Do. boo these f.fma. I'VE has wild 10
Wuf hIH uuiuH'' said some one in th
DnrFr. cation. "nHg go difference. hei
500 difference" said the preacher. ans
chem continued. "IrudIpr Madison 1
mot uH yHt o. NIe0utIUuH preacher. hu
We hungH dat Boo soon win be-"
Brother Madison then addressed tn
Nu.L. and HffDr assuring them that tn
preach ty gospel uu' tDUt FOR my tex
Hu syrun' oh1pinh ob Jonah an cllev
guI verse;" sad down.
The genius Joel then arose, and AZ
.uuu having authority" commenced
speaking just uH Doe began bis 90
m1rts % baby GOT up howl. "ohi ~
doom been corrupted nn rrowlrd. 10
concluding hIH discourse. which was %
inH subject Of baptism. be- said
'NlW. den. does hope dN
d"Y Dr. HHWH enrut.aUrH 100 Dc house
because 10 l"r Dr.. d.F knows dat de-
1iut nU mum under da candidates %
h'lhHn gnu Say dat . didn't preach
de- ole mode uu bupustism."
A LEpHosY cuRE,
\ very laurhahle STORY ~ told By Mr
~. IT, LOWS of t.tWllburH Miss,
prominent DItIz,u and merchant OF he
Soto county and also an oX-Confedcr'
600. soldier 10 was during tho wat
that che Incident came under his obsor.
walton and Doc HnyH that every time he
recalls &c. % appears more iudicrous
than yyUr o. b. iu the shape 81
sermon Ht fhnIr camp The following
. th" discourse in part 49, told ~
Mr Lewis.
"rr,.n's. I tcck fl my toxt tonight
do FIRST gh1ruh uh John. AN In dc
beginning was the word and de word
was Cod Now dem. ro wld mo 10
DO place where lD man was sick de
man was sick with du lppfnsy. Oh. yes,
d. was sick lNuam1u tho syrian. 2
Kings. a.lD and dpy sent Tor all dc
doUiuhs boo The country an dpy came,
but what dld d.y dog Nothing. dey
couldn't defect uo euro uu de man
got WORSE until UrI1uF come ole doctnh
Jesus Wui didn't got 600 plll bags m
Mm. &c. any dip him in llbhar pool Div.
urUNHl EuEl seven times. uu ala dcy 10
%. boy lIl uu De- got right
WHERE THE TURKEYS NEST
Here's another story which comes
from two Mormon" Elders who were
doing duty uH missionaries IN the
state of Alabama, Ihey got lost In
the woods. aud us they were Ia "a
strange part OF the country they hnd
nu idea which way Co 40. .....r wan.
drrlug around Tor three or four hours
they stumbled onto log hut. which
proved Co bo tho domiCilr or an old
negro woman SAY nuntic wore lost.
flld one NJ tho Elders. addressing the
owner NJ pair uf big eyes that stared
ingulrIurly out Of small hole In the
Hli" Ut the houses "tuu YOU toll US
how t1 go Co llurklrburgg
Who's yuuunHg' inquired the old
woman
Were preachers nunue. and we
ten as the wny9"
Eyes sab, yes sab. I can tolc yer. 80
ies take dat trail back OF de woods
Tot an Keep right ON 10 an i'm take yer
orluug until go come to de pasture
fence about 200 yards from hear. den
take de right han until so come 10 a
trail dat goes 90 DC lof aud ro erlong AN
20 como 90 de- cotton pen den jea take
dat on you right until you come 20 "a
road but dnhu pay no attention to dat
but 40 right ever II and take de LEI
tran and whom so come TO dat ole
turkeys nest"
Hold ON minute" Interrupted one
NJ the Elders. 1--WE don't know any
thing about the old turkeys nest
'WhniH lut what's DAFT" exclaimed
tho uHtuulHhDl durllcy ''You'una
preachers an dnun know whar dat ole
turkeys nest a., well do toll why
obory chile in dls kontry knows yyhnr
dat ole turkeys nest ~"
CENTENNGUs.