The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-06-08
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sHrs Mr. woesby low. you ios yoursel
slorsi M.bsi Yea. I'm ssm be does
nsuns he 10 si.sys 20 restless vtsr
yos are 10 the room.
--Ttess sss, ere no, 20 good - the oas'
yeu s.ti lee, vsst. They oasbi 70 be,
nun. They'fs 90, Of The same ersie.
--YOs dent seem 70 have much 10 "y
sbop, domestic sn.in Yoa are nissshsn.
or. have good deal 10 ssy, bat psv
use sessnoe 10 ssy II.
Well. Bobby. vbs, DO you vssi 70 be
vt,n Jon srov OPT Bsbby l'uisrios
iron parental diseiplipsl -Ao orphan.
Jones Are you soins 70 psy me ibs.
sccoun,s Smith Not iast yet Jonss- =
you dosi Ill tell oil yoar creditors ths,
you paid the
-Csht Jon children play sithout rins
ina The door bell 90 nuchf No. msmms;
Edab aud ! are playing house and Willie
IL the collector
Does you vile plsy by motel um-
a-ye.. The piano dealer holds mine Tor
$500
-Pir., Farmer - COIN Ter put The
south 6sld inter wheat this yesrf Second
Farmer = H.in't ssrlin' II III pat II inter
wheat OF nee II Tor golf links.
-L,ndlsdy-I II 10 our custom 10 return
thanks u esob meal. New Bosrder - Well
/ rather think vili like that better than
thc u'a ssy W PsySb sssa'
Mrs Mothsrly - Why 10 II. George,
that you hsve never thought seriously Of
getting married. George You nisunder
slsnd me. Mrs.. Moiheriy. l hsvs slssys
thought OF II 90 seriously that sm still .
bachelor.
--Psiisnt-Do you think sudden fright
would be likely TO bring 90 . relspss2 Doc
or-Most certainly Patient -Theo please
bear that 10 miud when mskins on. your
bill.
-McFinsle Poor Bioomsl Hes gone
over 10 the silent msiorily. MoF.usls-
Why when did be lis be desdf Mo
Finele NO married.
Smith 30 you don't know What sils
your H,vent Jon been 10 see doctorf
Jones = Yes; that's Just the trouble, I've
been 10 see siI.
-It's sviully late. What will you ssy
10 you wiiei Oh, ! shsn't Say much. you
know. Good morniog. dear. or som s.hins
Of that sort. She'll say the rest.
You s,y she 10 business woman. WIS.
business 10 she interested iui oh, every
bodys.
Teacher The sentence my father
had money" is 10 The psst tense. Nov.
Mary, what tense would Jon be speskine
In II you said, my father has money!
Little Mary Oh. that would be pre-.
tense.
Mr.. Kro.ser Its no wonder that the
rats have refused 10 touch the poison ]
bought Ut the drugsis.'s Mrs. XII
don't zoe Why. I'm cure I followed the
directions. Mr.. X Direolionsl Do they
ssy to spread the s.uff 90 that jsIly cake
you msdei
Sunday School Tssoher Nov, Tom
my. what can you tell me about The wise
virgins and the foolish virsinsi Tommy
The foolish virgins vent out on their
wheels after dark without any oil 10 their
lamps aud got run 10.
What. inquired the psy sociological s,u
dent, do you ress-d - the chief end Il
mani Well. answered NJ. Biytios, II de
ponds on what 700 want the man for. II
you vspt bin TO do brain work i.'s bis
head, and II you want him 10 run erspds
Ne bis feet.
He lee they are sealed 10 quist nook |
nssr tbe link,l Are you quite sufe ue
never me. before this ssssoni She Yes;
quite positive, And you haven't Z sister,
No, Why do you sski Well. I sm positive
! have hogsed the. ahirs vsis, before. |
somewhere.
-He-Do you remember the night / |
proposed 10 youi She Yes. dear. We
eat Tor one boar, and you never opened
your mouth. Yes. lremem Der, dear. De
lieve me, ,hs, was The hsppicst bour Of
my life.
just the Same way. -Thsts . rather
extreme gown thsi Misc 6heckles 10 wear
Ing. Do you notice how II 10 held np BY
. single strap scfoss her shoulderf Yes,
u reminds me Of old times. knew her
daddy when be had bat one suspende
aud vcre II iust the same way.
Where do actresses get oil their pref
" little tricks Of high bred msnnssi They
initiate The society girls ia the boxes Add
where do society girls es, oil their fsscicst
log little ssysi Why. they initiate ihe
actresses on the stage.
Those Auericsns dopt know boz TO
ruu var, said the Filipino. in disgust
whsls The troubls, They iBsis, on Whip