New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-11-08
,ur 1,op11 nA11y TRIBUNE WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 1899

10 make them more durable the donor ma VIZ
volumes bound IN thin shoot iron covers Inc a'eS'
repor Of the librarian shows that all OF 'he DooA9
arc stil in good condition. Notwithstanding '' i"''
mat each has passed through the hands OF three
hundred and nf;y readers and not one cent mas
boon spont for repairing the bindings.
Ay.r,ins, tho Crisis "conspuez rmfamc" shriek
the people and the accused tremblos
The ianitor Of the PalaiS de Justice strides into
'...Whaf.s the matter with the cuspidors2" he
Thc people are thoroughly cowed and the crisis
for the moment does OF impend-tDetrot journal
Geographical statistics show that hfy-two vol
canic islands have risen out 81 the since the
beginning Of the century. Nineteen Of that number
have since disappeared. and ten are now Inhabited
what makes you 50 happy this evening.
Il got llckin' in school to-day,
well shouldn't think that would pe Hk"y 10
You wouidnt nuhy How could boy ever .G. ex-
poet 10 GIT be hero II there wasn't any teacn-
ers that could say they licked him wunst? III
cago Times-Herad
An old Georgia negro named Rufus recently put
a sum Of money in the bank and the result is thus
described by one Of his neighbors: Ever since
Rufus put money IN do bank he amt had no peace
or min: hc never shet his eye at night fer rear
dc hankll fail whilst he sleepin'. on ever "har ne
seq de cashier on de street ne foler him roun lax
a dog De money fix so dat n can't tex 1t out
right Of IN its de opinion or De wises' mems IN
De settlement dat dat money gHine ter be de death
er HIM De fac' Is. he fan' evr day."
AN OPTIMISTIC HUSBAND
Ny wife cannot cook.
Though she studies a book
or recipes day after day;
But shes ch,rming and fair.
And / really don't care
snap for what others say
Her Her pies are ,.a q - iiaEi
She > mayer ~og Gan - 5fi l5o to 2a rise'
When ID roast @ho prepares.
But my praise llmines her eyes
For sir'S loving and kind.
And when single life forsook'
4 companion for NE:
ana Ho' 'o'''S''- -tcnicago News
"Thc Atlanta Constitution" thus quotes an irish
man on the war: Il sec thin Dutchmen do be
shootln' at Lady Smith now, an small credit 1t IS
10 them SO it ISL But why don't Lady Smith go
homo. where her place is. an look after her
family? What f. she hnngir around thin hght'n'
haythens for?'
W N 2F4' 4l 10 the 'r rap patron Yoa
ought 10 get into ,aclscloth and ashes
|ra 9osT " %'e ef ne eoa1 aohi dc coal to
make de asnes wd."-(Washington Star
The new press law % Japan prohibits women
from becoming publishers or editors. ~ the as
charge ~ such work by women is neither proper
nor desirable"
.'Iloy ala he escapeH" inquired the detective.
vel" replied the turnkey win the damaged
eye. "ho sori To- ncNnam'd himself out
"iie pried ms cell door open with jimmy. Then
he knocked mo down with billy
Ana then he sailed ou,"-chcago Tribune.
4 Cincinnati miiAman invites his customers TO
have lie milk which ne serves analysed twice
year. ~ his expense The tests may be made at
any time without warning to the dairyman-his
object. Of course, being TO prove that his mix Is
II standard purity an the year round. lie does
d large business and finds himself well repaid for
his outlay for the analysis.
Mrs. Meter have not. seen your mother for
Mrs Chartufadd Tho truth is. see her ou,
seldom mysel As shs sr9%S % oso rrr s Acne. and
pains it Sc really an ordeal 10 be with her. am
Mrs Mcefer Al. 70 pav her visit suppose?
Mrs. Charitiifail Not exactly. am on my way
downtown TO the old Ladies' Home. 60 faith
old things and they talk 20 mo and tell me Of their
don't you think Brooklyn Life
The Lewiston ,AIc) Journal" says: 1T really
looks as II any one who wanted work might find
II I'm Maine this winter scarcity Of sailors
and woodsmen is reported. and some Of the
mills say they find II hard 70 get al the skilled
labor they need Granite workers also report
scarcity of labor. And with the big building oper-
atoms 20 be started. the railroads which work
will begin I'm the spring. the great numbering opera
lions Of the coming winter and dozen or 50 big
new mills 20 call for hundreds Of additional work
men next summer It looks II good times in
Maine had come 20 reside permanently"
1T will cost you ST." said the jeweiler inspect
ing the works Of the timepiece through his eye
glass 70 put fNlS watch ll thorough repair.
Hand # ba H. hauglitily replied the young man
the outside Of the counter Il can get new
one for IS cents -oChcago Tribune.