Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-02-04


evening about three weeks ago. Possi-
blv thero maybe nothing rcmgrknblc
In the incident. rs the majority ot'the
dweilcrs on the East Bench VIII iesu-
~. for It IL the chronic state Of the
car In question 20 be over crowded. at
s o'clock In the evening. BE that as
II may. right opposite sat charming
aggregation ~ millinery and severe
looking dlvlduai-potsibiy papa-the
duo we're busliy engaged IN looking
over a copy Of the News Just wet
from tho press. suddenly she. with
the aforesaid millinery gave vent to an
exclamation Of dorislon, as syndicate
cut caught her eve.
"Did YOU ever see anything 20 absurd
us thnt7" aucrlcd the maiden.
'of course not" returned patcr fam
illna. the newspapers VIII palm on
anything. that an artists fertile brain
can put on paper, a. being pictures OF
some incidents or facts that are sup
posed to have happened. or to exist
upon the face Of the globe, but some
how or other they always transpirc at
some remote portion Of the earth"
The conversation continued for some
time In the above strain. the object 81
the dcrlslvo smiles ~ the maiden and
the contcmptuous anorts Of papa being
a cut OF a very small pug dos with an
extremely curly tail. clad In a storm
coat Ohc dog not the taiD. rubber
shoes ana silver collar. Hurmountcd by
an open umbrella. the stick Of which
was fastened into "a metal socket that
girdlcd puRgic'a canine waist, Thus
equipped. doggic was dcfying the clo-
mcnta In the form OF some atrnight
black lines that led one 60 believe that
n was raining In London At the frst
glance the portrayal Of auadrupcd
equipped In such style does seem to
be- the cmanItion from the added
brain Of some crratlc draughtsmnn who
IL addicted Ia the unHccmly habit Of
ffaxlnR upon the wine when u u
ruddy. but that such sights do exist In
the canine world In this mattor.of-fact
uinstccnth century n unqucsiionable'
however much We may snort ana cJac-
ulatc. stun. nonsense"
In no country In the world IL the dog
held IN such esteem NJ he ~ In Eng
land. ore finds him IN every walk OF
life and on every walk on the street.
The common or 'yullcr dog Of the
mongrcI type II not particularly In
favor, but when II comes 10 thorough
brcda of every species. England can
hold her own with any country.
To Illustrate with what esteem a
mere dog n regarded In Aihion'a Islc.
let the writer quoi. the following case
reported IN the London press some time
ago;
"a thinly clad emnoiatcd little woman
with n nlcisly baby at her breast ana n
tiny tot ciinFing to her skirts was
brought up before an East London
magistrate charged with having neg
iectei 10 send her eldest boy to the
Board School. During the evidence u
iranaplrod that the children had ma
nt0cn Ia wear 10 school, further, they
were hair starved ana meat. even fouI
penny colonial. was an unknown lux
ury; nevertheless. the 'old mans own
particular huh terrier had Co have hii
rhiilinf'H worth Of flesh every week
while pcrchancc the youngsters went
90 bed ~ they had any ana suckef
their fingers and waved fat on the dir
therrfrom like the clay eaters Of th'
Everybody, who r. "who," In Eng
land owns a dor and takes out hi
seven and six penny license at ih'
nearest pontoiiice for the same. Th'
Johnny Bulls domain. the government
Just has monopoly there and puts th'
dog tax 10 such uses NJ building war
ships or furnishing Albert Edwar,
with spending money, pcrchnnce.
iiut II II not ~ the good, honest dot
that We must talk, the faithful watcl
dog. tho sporty little rnt.kiliinF fdi
terrier the fox hound. the homoly bu
useful bulldog or a dozen other specie
~ mans four airrgcd friends. one ani
all Of which would acorn such ciilmin
ate things M coat. ruhbers ANDY
gods u doth amaze mean umbrella
for rainy days; such things belong dis
tinoily 10 the ladies' pets
Everyone has heard ~ New nonl
street. that runs az right angles 4
1'iccndilly. Just below the burlington
Arcade. london. n all haven't bee
there we have read ~ such place 4
the modern novel New Bond stree
" essentially one OF the "swcllesi
streets In tho West End Of Londo
ana n you don't believe
you have only 20 enter
shop on that street and procoe
60 buy somothing-comm ARE super
fuouH Here ON New Bond street
situated one ~ the most nHtoundin
propositions that modern society In
ever launched upon the long.sufforin
public; nothing more or less than III
por'H Toilet club. or course this q,
centric Idea originally came froi
Johnny crnpeau across the chnnno
Paris N nothing II not eccentric. m
club In nued up like palace hcl
ladies who have come out To- dn son
shopping, leave their pamperod pei
In the care ~ polite attendants uni
the return ~ their mattresses. hut u
club IN not solely convenience, by :
manner Of means, for here these uE
little animals are brought 10 be shan
pOosd. clipped. brushed. combed, clips
ana generally oVerhauied by "A profe
nional chiropodist hut that n but
minor detail Of the resources of the
wonderful upper chambers dos iailn
have their headquarters here also, vi
turn out morning, afternoon aud owe
ms costumes padded and lined vi
silk ana trimmed with rich lace al
furi made To measure, aud, toll u n
IN Oath aud publish IL not In Askolo
bridal cOHtumoH' Gold ana silver hrac
let's Cor the sweet little thint
ANGLES are also to be seen. while
sorts ana makes nf leather ana ruhh
shoes are Ia be cncountered-ln JuHtl
Co these ladies' pets II must be stat
that the London pnvementH make 1
house dogs feet tender. hence I
necessity ~ their wearing footwear,
hut why dwell upon such sickonl
topics that have been 30 often Vcutili
ed IN the current magazines and pc
odioalsg Brutal man In his SOUL,
vulgar way would undoubtedly d
such Hlckening object lessons NJ the 4
pravlty OF the human race In scar
for "A novelty IL absolutely revolving "a