The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-12-28

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WHEN man turns his back you when pay
ing bill it is sign that he owes several more.
JUST at present the censorship Transvaal
affairs is so severe that the Parsans thinking of
LAYING cable of their own.
DIAMONDS are in great demand just at present.
This cold weather must have enabled the coal barons
to replenish their jewel caskets.
A SECRET session of republicans held III
Minneapolis the other day. There is for
alarm, as they only intend to order few band
wagons.
JOE CHAMBERLAIN is liable to lose his sangfroid
Just at present he appears to have the situation we'll
in hand.
WHEN the rebellion is put down in the Philip
pines, they should give Aguinaldo the position of
surveyor. With his late experience he would be
we'll qualified for this position
The Britishers imagine that there is Ma
poleon of war among the Beers. The reason they
stand pat is because they opposed to the wind
blowing through their whiskers.
GENERAL FUNSTON will not Immediately proceed
to the firing line on his arrival at Manila. He is
going to help Otis to find out just what part of the
backbone of the Filipino rebellion broken.
PRESIDENT LOUBET has added twenty more type
writer's to his regular force. He must be trying to
extract the truculent temper from the ti-Brtish
sympathizers by endless chain scheme Of proclama-
tons
DISPATCHES from Pretoria state that Dom Paul
is three inches taller since the began and is still
enjoying his four gallons Of lager and two pounds of
limburger day. Those three big victories in rapid
succession accounts for the difference in height
LORD CURzoN sends word to the Prince of Wales
Considering the way the British lion has been
pressed in the Transvaa the Prince may expect a
similar letter in the near future from Dom Paul
MAN in Chicago committed suicide the other
day because he owed saloonkeeper bill Of four
dollars. When the news appeared in the papers the
next day, two saloonkeepers dropped dead from ex-
cessve JOY and the rest sat up the drinks for the
balance of the day.
The Dowager Empress of China has been
troubled with rheumatism lately. This affection
must cause the foreign consus to feel very jubant
she is unable to put her foot down very hard on
their demands that the open door mandate shall be
observed by that totterng empire.
RECORDER GOFF is steadily becoming more
dignifed the Molineux trial proceeds. His icy
stare is liable to freeze the pitcher of water on his
desk the prisoner to have attack of pneu-
monia one of these days. A dgnifed bearing is
perhaps necessary adjunct to court proceedings
but when it comes to freezing up the water pipes,
it is time to draw the line.