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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
Personal. Not Political.
n ro,,ntu In11rna1

Brown County Journal.
Adam Bede's candidacy for congress in
the fighting Sixth district is not con-
sidered as much of a joke as it was a
few weeks ago. If Bede secures the Re
publican nomination and Charley Towne
becomes the Democratic candidate the
fight between them will be one of the
hottest that has ever occurred in the
state Personally, the men claim to be
friends, but politically the less said
about the feeling between them the bet
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
DOLCE FAR NIENTE.

Don't talk of politics or crops;
Don't talk of clothes or games or wars:
Don't talk of weather, hot or cold
1t is theme my soul abhors
Don't talk of music. art or books;
Don't talk of people, far or near;
In fact, why should we talk at ali?
'Tis now the hummelshine, o. year.
Chicago Record,
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
EPISTLES TO ST. PAUL.

But surely, sir, you cannot deny that
Mr.. Mckinley has disappointed many
Of his Republican friends by his action
concerning the civil service"
'Oh, you mean thing! It doesn't make
any difference what you say about the
president. You are nothing but one of
the 'aunties' anyhow"
How big is Gen. Wheeler, DE-
That people call him great?
Is he like old Goliath tall
His spear a hundred weight?"
ooh. no, my son, about as big
AS bantam weights who fight:
'Tis not his stature makes him great,
But licking all in sight
ST say, num-" said Husky Hully. as he
stood at the front door of a SeIby ave-
nue. residence. couldn't yer contributa
a summer sandwich made out O. rye
bread and Clipped beef to "a
You'd better move on, man." replied
the unresponsive lady of the house. 1--WE
don't believe in encouraging tramps"
Yer don't?''
mo, I know wat kind of people vousa
be- Youse are de kind NV guys wat has
de word Welcome in yer door mats an
keeps er stuffed club for tourists behind
de hat rack. Good day, mum: l hope
deres no malaria in dis locality to in
terfere wild de health of de family"
Tommy. spell tough"
fluff"
'Oh. Tommy. I am ashamed Of YOU
What would you do if you were teach
ing school yourself?"
Wouldn't be holdin' de spellin' book,
mum?''
History said the middleweight
boarder. repeats itself"
THE point Of that remark" inter
polated the heavyweight boarder. "of
course lies in the application of it?"
1T certainly does. The administra ton
is now casting about for good man to
succeed Gen. Otis just as President Lin
coin cast about for generals to succeed
the incompetents who had command at
the beginning of the War of the Rebel
lion And at last one of the most OBJ
scure men in the United States forged to
the front.
True" assented the heavyweight
hoarder. my friend. now's your oppor-
tunity.'
Its small world, after all" Thus
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
Chauneey,s New Joke.

New York Press.
Senator Chauncey M. Depew will have
gets back An inquisitive Britisher, a
noble duke, wanting to know exactly how
went for him after the manner of Ii
Hung Chang. (By the way, LIS inQuisi--
toriai methods are being. adopted by not
a few of the swells) DO they call you
De-poo, rDep-oo, De-pue, Dep-ue or Deep
ed in my life. your grace, because 1 never
hal a! One o. your poker jokes, - laughed
the duke. ',15ut am serious" Then .eD the
are people in my country who spell their
name Dupuy and call it De-pue., There is
a great Frenchman who spells his name
Dupuy and calls it Du-pweo. We call
guy a CHI; the Frenchmen call him
ghee In England you call eve 20;
we call her a .yew. Now, your grace. just
consider how. deep l am and how shall
low are YOU and you'll have my name
pronounced right-De-pew.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
Natural Question,

Pearson's Weekly
A funny incident happened during a
performance of Macbeth" in Dublin. In
the sleep-walking scene, when the nurse
and the doctor appear on the stage to-
gether and confabulate with one an
other, a loud voice suddenly called out
from the gallery, causing a roar of
laughter in the middle of a most seri-
Gus scene:
''WeH doctor! Is it a boy or a girl?"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
Mr.. HIPS BenevoIence.

OTOOkSIOn IIneS.
]. ]. Hill continues his commendable
habit of distributing his benefactions
quietly and unostentatiousIy where they
will dc much good and aid worthy causes.
Greed and sect count for naught with
him, Protestant and Catholic faring alike
in receiving checks for church aid His
latest donation is a thousand dollar check
to the Fargo college,.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
Worst of All.

Norman County Herald.
A writer in the Minneapolis Journal
from Honolulu says leprosy is common
in the Philippine islands as well as in the
Hawaiian. With the extension of terri
tory Uncle Sam gets much that is unde-
sirable, but leprosy is the worst.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21

ern railway, died at the home of his ia
ther Michael Lyons, 2O1 Cayuga street,
thursday at 2 p. m. Deceased was q
general favorite in the neighborhood
and will be mourned by his many friends.
Besides his father and mother he leaves
two brothers and three sisters to mourn
his loss
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
Motherr sHipton,a Prophecy.

Correspondent, Red Wing-Mother Ship
ton in 1878 predicted a lot of wonderful
things She missed it wOfully, however,,
as to one matter. She said the world
would comes to an end in 1881. Doubtless
she meant &c would come to an end in
some hher 81. Here are remarkable
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
Referred to the Dispatch.

George4 Nissan & Co:
The Smaller concern is the more
noise 1t makes The smallest street
railroads have the longest and most nu-
merous titles. Is anybody deceived by
''hot air?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
Theo1o,gicaI Discussion.

Indianapolis Journal
minister to joke
'I dunno whether 1t could quite be
called wicked. but generally 1t is awful
painful"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
Pingree,s Frankness.
Lakefeld Standard.

Lakeheld standard.
Potato Pingree doesn't always talk
idiocy Recently he said to reporter:
Whether I am in favor of Mckinley or
not cuts no figure" This candid express
sion of real truth partially redeems him.
But the shoemaker should return to his
last
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
On the Seventh Dnx.

What did the Lord on the seventh day?"
Asked the teacher, while she smiled
Engagingly upon her class
HE Sundaycd!' quoth the child
Detroit Journal
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
Fire in a Barn.

Fire In the loft of a barn in the rear
street shortly after II o'clock last night,
damaged the building to the extent of SIS
The fire started in a pile of paper in the
loft
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
WIZ saeaen.s King Did IT.

Chicago Ti1nhs-Herald
The king of Sweden has appointed an
Omaha preacher to be his chaplain. The
king must have been impressed with The
political wisdom of finding some good
Western man"
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
Press billiard Tourney.

In the press billiard tourney last night
jackson beat Brill Is to 80. and Pardu
won from Williams So to Is.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21


to violate their oaths of office, believing
they can do so with impunity.
In army circles it is claimed that 1t
was not Alger who was the great sinner
in the war department. Ninety per cent
of the incompetency and willful neglect
is there laid at the door of Adjt. Gen.
Corbin. Will Mr.. Corbin please arise and
make a brief statement?
Capt. Andrews, who contracted to cross
the Atlantic in twelve-foot dory, has
broken his engagement, and stepped
aboard the dry deck of the British steam
er Holbein a sadder but a safer man.
It is in order for the good people of
St. Paul to begin praying for warm
winter The coal dealers are getting
ready to charge dollar for four Jumps
of coal.
The Chicago Inter Ocean says that the
newspaper correspondents at Manila are
there by sufferance." So is Gen. Otis,
by the sufferance of a long suffering peo-
pie.
The watermelon season may be said to
be fairly open in Arkansas. Two men
have been killed and two fatally injured
for attempting to steal the luscious fruit.
At the age of 70 years Col. Robert Nc
Cullach, of Bonneville, Mo-, starts out in
a race for congress. 1t is not stated that
he is being paced by a railroad train.
They are applying more opprobrious
epithets to the kissing bug. A man down
in Massachusetts has denounced it as an
opiscaetus personatus.
Marcus Daily, the copper magnate, is
said to be one of the best rifle shots in
Montana. He couldn't bring down Sen
atOr Clark however.
In casting about for a substitute for
automobile" the Boston Globe happily
hits upon "self-moving carriage" Great
head!
Late reports from Manila indicate that
the justly celebrated dispatch censor has
been caught sleeping on his beat.
You must yourself put stamp on your
bank check, but perhaps the obliging
paying teller will lick it for you.
All the chattering over the movements
Of Chauncey M. Depew seems confined
entirely to this side of the water.
Mckinley stands by Alger Alger stands
by Shafter and Shafter stood by en-
balmed beef. And there you are.
Wolves are no respecters of new things
Nine of them chased an automobile up in
Maine the other day.
The Dewey fund has passed the I'M
lucky $4,000 mark, and still it refuses to
boom.
Those Brooklyn street car men out on
strike appear to be all balled up.
The scarcity Of snowballs is very no
ticeable this morning.
Mount Aetna is in eruption again. So
is John P. Altgeld
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
Garden Truck Acceptable.

La Crosse Press.
Ex-Gov. Peck is out for siiver-or gold
or greenbaek. and he probably would not
refuse q Iced of garden truck for years
subscription to the Sun
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

Minnesota - Threatening weather Fri
day; warmer in northern portion; threat
ening weather Saturday; variable winds.
The Dakotas-Threatening weather Fri
day; showers and cooler saturday; varia-
BILE winds.
Iowa Threatening weather Friday and
probably Saturday; southerly winds.
Notwithstanding weather Friday,
with, showers. in eastern portion; partly
cloudy Saturday; probably cooler Friday
in northern portion; westerly winds.
WisconSin-Partly cloudy Friday and
Saturday; light southwesterly winds
ST. PAUL.
Yesterdays observations, taken by the
United States weather bureau, st. Paul
P. F. Lyons observer, for the twenty
four hours ended at o'clock last night
barometer corrected for temperature
and elevation.
highest temperature Observation-Disclosures. SO
Lowest temperature NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 20
Average temperature .................. so
Daily range Observation-Disclosures. 10
ebhOtLSlSA .''-''''- 80. %
1ulIlluIty ..'.s..... OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. OZ
= CIOn 49, ''''..''.''....'..' y
Z p. m, temperature Observation-Disclosures. 81
Z p. m, wind northwest; weather, clear.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
Death of Thomas e. Lyons.

Thomas E. Lyons. aged twenty-five
years, an employee of the Great North
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21

In army circles it is claimed that it
was not Alger who was the great sinner
in the war department. Ninety per cent
of the incompetency and willful neglect
is there laid at the door of Adjt. Gen.
Corbin. Will Mr.. Corbin please arise and
make a brief statement?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21

Mount Aetna is in eruption again. So
is John P. Altgeld.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
RIVER AT s A. NJ.
Gauge CT
US TEMPERATURES.

River forecast till s a. m. Friday:
The Mississippi will continue falling slow
ly in the vicinity Of St Paul
YESTERDAYS TEMPERATURES
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
High. *Spm Winnipeg Is
PUTTING THEM IN SHAPE.

washington time q p. m. St. PAUL.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21

Capt. Andrews, who contracted to cross
the Atlantic in twelve-foot dory, has
broken his engagement, and stepped
aboard the dry deck of the British steam
er Holbein a sadder but safer man.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21

The Dewey fund has passed the I'M
lucky $4,000 mark, and still it refuses to
boom
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21
WAS NO FRICTION

Continued from First Page.
the league were admitted, with the result
already related.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21

It IS in order for the good people of
st. Paul to begin praying for a warm
winter. The coal dealers are getting
ready to charge dollar for four Jumps
of coal
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21

Wolves are no respecters of new things
Nine of them chased an automobile up in
Maine the other day.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21

The scarcity of snowballs is very no
ticeable this morning
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21

The Chicago Inter Ocean says that the
newspaper correspondents at Manila are
there by sufferance." So is Gen. Otis,
by the sufferance of a long suffering peo-
nile
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21

Those Brooklyn street car men out o.
strike appear to be all balled up.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21

The watermelon season may be said to
be fairly open in Arkansas. Two men
have been killed and two fatally injured
for attempting to steal the luscious fruit.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-07-21

At the age of 70 years Col. Robert Nc
Cullach, of Bonneville, Mo, starts out in
a race for congress. 1t is not stated that
he is being paced by a railroad train.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-08-11
WELCOME TO COMPANY *"

The suns bright beams DER the noun
tains CLEAN,
And the laughing waters sweetly play,
And the meadOw-lark's wild melody,
Will welcome the lads Of Company X.
Since the sorrowful parting one year
ago,
When our laddies marched from their
homes away,
The mothers prayers and the maiden's
tears,
Have followed the boys of Company
X.
For duty well done meath the burning
sun,
OF those Islands far away,
With laurel wreaths we will crown the
brows,
OF the gallant boys Of Company X
And the tear drop starts for those ach-
ing hearts
Who will mourn their loved and lost
alway.
In letters Of gold we will write the
names,
OF our brave dead Heroes of Company
X.
Our Father in Heaven, with heads bowed
low,
And tear dimmed eyes, for Thy grace
we pray,
To guide and protect through the com.
ing years,
The gallant lads Of Company "K."
j. IL.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-08-11

There Is more Catarrh in this sec
tlon OF the country than all other di-
seases Put together, and until the last
few years was supposed TO be incur
abl For great many years doctors
pronounced IL local disease, and pre-
scribed local remedies, and by CON
stantly falling TO cure with local
treatment, pronounced IL incurable.
Science has proven catarrh 10 be a
constitutional disease, and therefore
requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by
f. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitutional cure on the
market. IL is taken internally in
doses from 10 drops 10 a teas poonful
IL acts directly on the blood end mu-
cous surfaces OF the system. They Of
fer one hundred dollars for any case
10 fails 10 cure. Send for circulars
aud testimonials. Address,
H. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 55c.
Halls Family Pills are the best,
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-08-11

demands a change in the management.
Only the past week there has been an
illustration of the present methods, re-
vealed by looking over the payrolls. A
new man is put in charge OF the work
on new wing at $5 a day. lie is no
more competent than skilled mechanics
who have been compelled to work at $40
a month at the institution for several
years. Several hands have struck under
this incompetent supervision, which
was created merely 10 give one Of
Paine's Lane county friends a soft place
at t5 day.
No skilled mechanic, such as have
been employed at Salem putting mp the
best buildings, should ever be COM
PEELED to work on state building at
$40 month, but when political pull is
brought 10 bear the same kind Of talent
must have 81 a day for kid glove super
vision. Close examination OF the pay
rolls would show q constant record OF
raises 10 political pets. Other asylum
superintendent have done the bidding
Of the bosses at that institution, but
none have gone 70 far in sprostituting
the institution 10 base political purposes
M this man Paine. lie has sunk lower
in the service Of the Push than any
man who has ever held a political posi-
tion in Oregon, and IL is a shame 10 say
il, but the asylum management is po-
litcal.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-08-11
INSANE ASYLUM METHODS.

The announcement il made In semi
official manner that a successor 10 d. A.
Paine Us Asylum superintendent is To
be- chosen at the next meeting OF the
state board. II was expected that n
change would be made this week but
Il was not brought about. After
the board had met and the reporters
were given the news Of the day, the
news that a change was 20 be- made in
September had not been given out.
II was then given by one OF the state
board 10 a man not emplyed regularly
ON the press, and he "let OUT the in
formation.
IL is probable this was done 10 hedge
against the strong public sentiment that
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-08-11
Indigestion
COLONEL INoERsoLL.

II the death of Colonel Ingersoll has
been a relief 10 the religious people OF
the country, their resignation to it has
found very slight expression. Many
good persons, and some deacons and
persons Of known piety, have mourned
for him unaffectedly. lie was a genial,
kind man, devoted TO his family and
his friends, and beloved by them, and
cordially liked also by great num-
Der of acqnaintances. The sentiment
that obtained very widely twenty years
ago, that he was an emissary Of Satan,
whose chief delight was TO promote
the progress Of the injudicious towards
eternal punishment, has Of late years
very much died away. No doubt his
boisterous hostility TO revealed re-
ligion hurt him. 1t did not take pro-
found mind to see that most Of
his discourse on religious matters,
though, in a way, eloquent, was shall
low, and that he spent much time and
strength in kicking dead dogs-an ex-
ercise which, though amusing to his
audiences, and financially profitable to
himself as lecturer, did not add to
his reputation as thinker or as a man.
Religious belief has progressed very
much in the United States since the
days when Colonel Ingersoll Logan TO
combat it, Few sane people nowadays
distress themselves about the fate OF
unbaptized infants, or about foreordi-
nation and the prospective discontinue
Of persons who had not the good for
tune 10 be of the little company of
the elect. 1t would seem as il eve OF
this generation had more confidence,
theoretically, in goodness and justice OF
God than our grandiathers had, and
were reader to dismiss from our minds
without scruple or struggle intentions
imputed to Him by theologians which
seem contrary 10 our instructive sense
Of Justice. We are satisfied that God
is good, and in any theology which to
our minds, represents him as cruel,
we simply say there is some mistake
Harpers Weekly.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-08-11
NOW FOR BUSINESS.

Salem people have done their duty
nobly in public way. The Fourth Of
July, the Editorial reception, and Wei
coming the Volunteers has taxed the
patriotism, resources and energies Of our
people not little. Seldom is COM
munity called upon for three successive
efforts ON so great scale, but they res
ponded in a most liberal and enthusias-
tic manner.
Now let MS all get down TO work.
There II splendid succession Of har-
vests on. There is business for every
man, woman and child from this time
on. There is employment for all who
really want TO work. Let us all attend
TO the duty before us, whether it be
great or small, humble or important.
Let MS all mind our owl business first
aud well.
Instead of worrying about what our
neighbor is doing, let M perform the
small duty that lies nearest at hand con-
scientiously. Instead Of finding fault
with the wages our neighbor pays his
hands, let us each push his own buis'
ness 10 as 10 give as much employment
as possible, and II all do that there will
be such demand for labor that
the wage question will settle itself, and
even the returned volunteers viii find
employment.
The daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903, 1899-08-11
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ssay,t An. a, Inc Kind lla Have klWayS Bought
'''1a'''' .i &XHRAIZMI
CAPTAIN BloELOW'S COURT
MARTIAL.
Suggestions for the Improvement Of the
WAR Department.


War Department.
Captain John Bigelow, Jr., whose
book has aroused such a stir in military
circles, and may be the cause Of his
own court-martial, is the son OF John
Bigelow, az one time United States min
ster 10 France. Captain Bigclow grad
uated from West Point in 1877, and has
been with the Tenth Cavalry ever since.
In the army he is considered an author
ity ON military subjects, and his books
ON tactics have attracted the very ia
yorablo attention OF European soldiers.
Ills best known work before the Remin-
iscences Of the Santiago Campaign was
called the Principles Of Strategy,
"reminiscences of the Santiago Cam
paign presents some most interesting
suggestions as 20 the complete reorgani-
lation OF the War Department, of which
the following are perhaps the most inn
portant;
''1he organization of the army, SAYS
Captain Bgelow, should emhOdy the
two ideas of supremacy for the civil
power and unity of command and re-
spOnsbility for the military power.
ann impressed with the conviction that
the War Department should be reorgan-
ized 80 as 10 consist of secretary of
war, number of assistant secretaries,
and force of civilian inspectors and
clerks, The secretary and assistant see
retaries should attend 10 the fiscal ai-
fairs OF the army, the preparation of
such orders as the president or secre-
tary OF war might see tlt 10 issue, and
the commissioning OF officers.
"rhe president should he governed in
military appointments by the recon-
mendations of the commanding gent
eral. hen, what is the most lmpor-
tant suggestion that Captain Bigelow
makes, there should he great general
stan and general stan, the
great general staff Ia be sub
ondinato 90 the lieutenant general COM
manding the army. The duties of the
great general staff would be substan-
TALLY those of similar organizations in
Europe-to gather and arrange for use
all kinds of military Information
about our own country and foreign oOun-
tries, to draw up plans of mobilization
and operation, Ia search the rccords oi
past wars for valuable data and useful
lessons, to direct the military education
oi men and officers, uniting the militia
ry academy, the post lyoeums, and ser
vice schools into one system, and estah.
lishinga school ior non-commissioned
otlicers. The general stan should per
form the military duties now performed
by the adiutanl- generals department,
luartermaster's department and conn
m,ssary department.
Captain Rigelow states that these
measures would he practical only in
and Ia conclusion makes
.he pertinent remark "Our people are
.OO much pleased with the result al our
ate war 10 be- disposed 10 criticise the
methods by which Il Was attained, and I
TOO ill-inlormed upon military
matters 70 be able % appreciate the /
seakness al our military system, rbe 4
reat military reiormations oi this CEN 4
ury, those Oi Prussia and France, Were /
he consequences OF crushing defeat and 1
atiOnal humiliation, How is ouis a.
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