The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-10-05

With Hoods SarSaparllla,
The One True Blood Purfe".
That is fine melon you have there, I'm.
Gle Rufus. Where die you get it ? Dey am
a strange rumance connected tuh dat watah
million, sab. wah comm by Brudder Kat.
kin's patch when | see dis yere milyun, near
de fence. My ole heaht did go out mighty
to dat milyun, sab, but fought oh de tex,
which say, Thou shalt not steal, an dun
io de debl tub git round behin' me. Den
Sum6n whispeh tub me de Bible wohds
Bear ye one annudder's buhdens, an am,
sah
AWFUL EXPERIENCE WITH HEART Dis
EASE THAT pr. Agnew's Cure for the
Heart works like magic, and cures as proven
by the testimony of Nlr. l.. J Law, Toronto,
Can. al was so sorely troubled with heart
disease that | was uoabe for Is months to
lie down in bed lest | smother. After taking
one dose of DIR. Agnew's Heart Cure, | re-.
tired and slept soundly used one bottle
and the trouble has not returned"
Sold by c. A. Klein.
DIME VS.. Doctor. Some people have
spent fortunes seeking to repair the inroads
of disease which have had origin In the sim
plest of beginnings-food fermentation and
indigestion-a disordered stomach-the mon
ey's gone--the physician has failed to cure
but DR. Won STAINS Pineapple Tablets have
proved the little "specialits" in thousand
cases-and box of is of them have made
a cure-cost just 10 cents. 10
To RAISE $50, 600, ooo. A meeting of the
twentieth commission of the Central Penn
sylvania Methodist Conference was held re.
Gently in Grace Church, Harrisburg, at
which plans for raising portion of the $40,
oco, 600 to be contributed by MethodIsts over
the world for general purposes as twenti-
eth century offering was developed
Avoid all drying inhalants and use that
which cleanses and heals the membrane.
Ely's Cream Balm is such remedy and
cures catarrh easily and pleasantly. Cold in
the head vanishes quickly. Price, so cents,
at druggists, or by mail
Catarrh caused difficulty in speaking, and
to great extent loss of hearing BY the
use OF Ey's Cream Balm dropping of mucus
has ceased, voice and hearing have greatly
improved.-J w. Davidson, Att'y-At-Law,
Monmouth, III.
PILL DosED.-With nauseous, big purg-
ers, prejudice people against pills generally.
DR.. Agnew's Liver Pills are revolutionzing
the pill demand. They're so pleasant and
easy to take. The doses are small and SO is
the price-Io cents for 40 doses. Bilious.
ress, sick headache, constipation dispelled.
Work like charm. 9
Sold by c. A. Klein.
Snow, stop crying, Tottie," said Brook-
lyn mother to her little girl, who had been
quarreling with her brother ''Tm sure Ben.
ME will take back all the mean things he
said" 'Yes, he'll take 'em back" was the
sobbing reply, "so's he'll just have 'em ready
to use over again"
WANTED SEVERAL BRIGHT AMI
HONEST persons to represent us as mana
gers in this and close by counties. Salary
5000 year and expenses. Straight, bona
fide, no more, no less salary, Position per
manent. Our references, any bank, in any
town. 1t is mainly office work conducted al
home. Reference. Enclose self.addressed
stamped envelope. The DOMINION Com.
rANY, Dept. 5, Chicago. 9-2S-I6t
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Is CATARRH YOUR LlFE's CLOUD ?-Em.
inent nose and throat specialists in daily
Catarrhal Powder as safe, sure, permanent
painless and harmless, in all cases Of cold il
the head, tonsilitis, hoarseness and catarrh
1t gives relief in ten minutes, and banishe'
the disease like magic.
Sold by c. A. Klein.
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The following is going the rounds of The
press. We cannot vouch for its correctness
"Farmer Johnson, of Sherman, Susquehanna
county, while entering his corn barn was at
| tackled by horde of rats. He seized Whit
hetree and terrible battle ensued, lasting
half an hour. Johnson was the victor, bu,
was badly bitten. lie killed seventy-nint
rats"
PILES CURED IN 3 to e NIGHTs.-On'
application gives reliet. DIR. Agnew's Oint
ment is boon for itching piles, or blind
bleeding piles. 1t relieves quickly and per
manently. In skin eruptions it stands with
out rival. Thousands of testimonials i
you want evidence. IS cents. s
Sold by c. A. Klein.
A bump Of destructon--a railroad coils
| ion.
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