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Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
TWO GRATEFUL WOMEN
Restored to Health by Lydia Fl.
Pinkham's Vegetable Comp
"Can Do My own Work"
Mrs. PATRICK DANEHY,

Mrs. PATRICK DANEHY,
West Winsted, Conn.,, writes:
"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM:-It is with
pleasure that / write to you of the
benefit have derived from using your
wonderful Vegetable Compound. was
very i'll, suffered with female weak
ness and displacement of the womb.
"Icouldnotsleepat night, had to walk
the floor, I suffered so with pain in my
side and small of my back. Was trou-
bled with bloating, and at times would
faint away; had terrible pain in my
heart, bad taste in my mouth all the
time and would vomit; butnow, thanks
to Mrs. Pinkham and her Vegetable
Compound, feel well and sleep we'll,
can do my work without feeling tired;
do not bloat or have any trouble
whatever.
Il sincerely thank you for the good
advice you gave me and for what your
medicine has done for me-"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
50 THE USEr ILLNESS OF SAIL.
OF Great Value Aside From Its Gull
nary Merit.

To think that in some benlghted
houses salt is kept solely for cooking
purposes! 1t should be used as Co.'S
metic, as tonic, as medicine, as
valuable little house servant! Try
some of the following suggestions ana
see if in a weeks time you are not
worshipping zealously at the shrine OF
sodium chloride.
Do you want to keep your teeth
white and strong? Use occasionally
spoonful Of salt for tooth powder.
DO you want a recipe for tonic
hath? Here it is: In the mrning WASH
we'll with soap and warm water. Inen
lake a handful Of table salt and dry
rub it vigorously into the skin; rinse
in cold water, and you will begin the
day feeling strong enough and happy
enough to face all its housekeeping
worries.
If you have been on your feet 20
long that chose tired members are
swollen and throbbing with fatigue,
Jake a hot salt footbath and the pain
win disappear like magic.
IF YOU have cold in the head when
makes you feel nuisance to every
oodv. and causes you to reverse the
usual operations of nature so that you
breathe through your mouth while you
talk thron~h your nose, mix some sal
and watC. IN the hollow OF your mana
and vigorously snuff up the smartlng
compound, and in a few minutes you
will have the relief Of Being able to
breathe freely.
Hold salt and water in the mouth
after having a tooth pulled. 1t Will
prevent bleeding.
Boil your new lamp chimney IN salt
and water, and you can use II TOT
years and years before the heat cracks
it,
# YOU are tired and hot and thirsty
and despair of there being drink 10
he world, capable Of refreshing you,
don't give up until you have tried an
iced lemonade sailed instead Of
sugared.
Is vour room covered with mating?
Does it get soiled and Smelly IN not
close weather? Wipe it occasionally
with salt we'll wet.
Brighten your carpets after sweep
ing by going over them with cloth
dipped in a strong brine made with
coarse salt,
Are you going to do little amateur
embarrassing in your hen house or IN
your discolored cupboards. Then put
some salt in the whitewash so as to
make it stick well.
Dainty china which has become
stained with tea, especially IN the
cracks and crevices of quantity shaped
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
proposition

Pe-ru-na works tremendously with
nature to eject the tubercles from th0
lungs, and works so successfully that
If there is a cure for consumptio@
Pe-ru-na is the remedy.
Read this letter from Mrs. Ell. AZ
Tyner, of Four Oaks, N. c., about her
daughter, Mrs. L. Keene. She says:
Pe-yn-nG Ne61c1ne Co., Colum6Ws,O D.
DEAR S1Rs:- My daughter had every
symptom of acknowledgements
of menses, night sweats and great ema~
citation. She was so low that none OK
our neighbors thought she could live
In MAY Mr.. G. r. Adams, of this place,
who had taken Pe-ru-na, told me if
anything would help her Pe-ru-n0
would. got bottle of it and some
rock candy and began giving it to her.
During the first few days she was so
weak she could only take a half tea
spoonful at time, but I gave it to-
her as often as she could bear it. In
less than week she could walk two
hundred yards and back without rest
ing; she kept getting stronger, and in.
twelve months she seemed to be as we'll
asshe ever was in her life. feel, and So
does every one that knew about hex
sickness, that Pe-ru-na saved her Life.
NV daughters name is Mrs. L. Keene. 10
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
"Cannot Praise 1t Enough"

Miss GERTIE DUNKIN,
Franklin, Neb., writes:
ST suffered for some time with pain
full and irregular menstruation, falling
Of the womb and pain in the back.
tried physicians, but found no relief.
Twas at last persuaded to try Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
and cannot praise it enough for what
it has done for me. I feel like new
person, and would not part with your
medicine. l have recommended it to
several of my friends"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
What Do the Children DRINK

Don't give them tea or coffee. Have
you tried the new food drink called
GRAIN-O? 1t is delicious and nour-
ishing, and takes the place of coffee
The more Grain-O you give the children
the more health you distribute through
their systems. Grain-O is made of pure
grains, and when properly prepared
tastes like the choice grades of coffee,
but costs about Ii as much. All grocers
sell it, 15c and 25c
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
In winter Use Aliens Foot Ease.

A powder to be shaken into the shoes.
During winter your feet feel uncomfortable,
nervous, and often cold and damp. If you
have perspring, smarting feet or tight shoes
try ALIENS FOOT-EASE. 1t warns and
rests the feet and makes walking easy.
Cures swollen and sweating feet bisters
and calIous spots. Relieves corns and bum
ions of all pain and is certain cure for
Chilblans and Prostitutes. Try it to-day.
Sold by all druggists and shoe stores for 25c.
Trial package mailed FREE Address, AL
len s. Olmstead, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

binding up the wounds of the soldiers
who lmped or were carried back, one
by one, from the Battle that was raging
on the heights.
In this weeks issue of Harper's
Weekly the surgeon who selected this
place for the battlefield hospital de-
scribes in the most picturesque and in
teresting manner the scenes among the
wounded lying behind the creek bank,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

and gives many instances of the kind
that make us proud of our American
soldier. His article is made more val
liable by a double-page drawing of the
dressing station, by Frederic Reming-
ton. The accompanying reproduction
of the drawing gives q clear conception
OF tie hospital. and shows in the most
lifelike way this picturesque part of
the battle Of San Juan.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

all these writings there is one most
picturesque incident that has been al
most entirely neglected, and that is the
hastily improvised field-hospital at the
Bloody Ford of San Juan Creek.
Behind the shelter of the creek bank,
hardly three feet high, the dressing
station was opened, and all through
the long hot day the surgeons moved
about exposed to the Mauser bullets,
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
May Bring LeprOsy to this Country

Our soldiers in Hawaii may contract lep-
rosy and bring it to this country. While
leprosy is to be dreaded, there are thou
sand times as many victims to stomach dis.
orders, but there is a cure in Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters. Other ailments that the
Bitters are specific for are malaria, fever
and ague. Sold AT all drug stores.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

1t would seem, after a careful read
ing Of the newspapers and periodicals
Of the last few months, that there could
not possibly be much more to tell about
the Santiago campaign. 1t has GER
tainly been done thoroughly both by
the ablest correspondents and the most
competent artists. From beginning to
end it has been graphically described
and appropriately illustrated. But in
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
.z.S9-z1 .
STATE OF OHIO. City OF TOLEDO, ! :.
LUCAS COUNTY. so

STATE OF I oaso' 6 G5gS OF r0hnD0'}s.
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he is the
doing business in the City Of Toledo, County and
State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the
sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case OF Catarrh that can not be cured
by the use of HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day of December, A. D. 1886.
f~O-~1 A. w. GLEASON,
SEAL Notary Public.
49, Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
Mrs. Bannon and Richard Rickson
persisted in fire in New York city.
Try draln-0! Try Grain OF

Ask your grocer to-day to show you
package of GRAINO, the new food
drink that takes the place of coffee. The
children may drink it without I'M ury as
we'll as the adult All who try it, like
it. GRAIN-O has that rich seal brown
of Mocha or Java. but it is made from
pure grains, AID the most delicate stom-
ach receives it without distress. 4 the
price of coffee 15c. and Is cts. Der
package. Sold by all grocers.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
Where to Buy Your Piano.

Write for our special price list. We
sell the finest pianos at manufacturers
prices. New uprights from $3.50 up.
The S. A. Mondschein Piano Co.,
418 Broadway, Milwaukee, Wis.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

The cold of winter certainly aggrs-
Yates rheumatism, and at all seasone
st Jacobs Oil is it's master cure 10
imparts warmth and strength to the
muscles, and cures.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
Taken Hold.

We can wake up from sleep and 1nG
that soreness and stiffness have taken
hold Of US. We can use st. Jacobs Oh
and go to sleep and wake up and find
ourselves completely cured.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

The Russian government has or
dered ten new destroyers for the Pa
cific squadron, to be completed within
two years.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
To Cure a Cold in One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money if it fails
to cure. Zoe. The genuine has L. B. Q.
on each tablet.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
Coughing Leads to Consumption

Kemp's Basam will stop the cough ut once.
60 to your druggist to day and get a sample
bottle free. Sodin % and 50 cent bottles,
Go at once; delays are dangerous.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
The Thing to Do.

When the Sciatic nerve gives it's worst
torment in the shape Of Sciatica. the
one thing to do is to use ST. Jacobs Oil
promptly and feel sure of cure.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
Lanes Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order to
be healthy this is necessary. Acts gently
on the liver and kidneys. Cures sick head
ache. Price % and SOC.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

Troops in the Philippines and West
Indies will be among the $4,000 volun-
teers to be mustered out.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

The steamboat Teche, plying in the
La Fourche trade, so miles above New
Orleans, La, burned. No lives were
lost
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

At a conference of religious denom~
nations in London a resolution was
adopted favoring the czar's peace
proposition.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

President Alonzo of Bolivia, is pre-
pairing to march against revolutionists
at La Paz, the former capital of the
republic.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

The Russian Grand Duke Nicholas
unveiled at Galatana, near San Stef-
ano, a monument to the Russian SOL
diers who fell in the Russo-Turkish
war
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

Don Carlos, pretender to the Spanish
throne, tried to raise a loan in Eng
hand, but failed.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

Four thousand anti-Dreyfusists have
formed a new league of Patriots in
Paris.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

Charleston: Ill, boys think they haG
lovely Christmas gift. The school
building burned down.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

Mrs. Winslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for chESllraA
teething softens the gums, reduces inhamEaaa
tiOn, allays pain, cures wind collie. 25c a bOAaAs
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

Little Tom Tit" a six-year-old boy
degenerate of New Jersey, was SEN
fenced to a reform school.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

State Senator Timothy D. Sullivan Of
New York city gave dinner to 5000
men at Tammany club on the Bowery.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

Piso's Cure for Consumption is our only
Beltz, 439 9Th ave, Denver, Col, Nov. 8, '95
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

A girl bride of fifteen applied for o
divorce from her husband. who is nin@~
teen in New York city
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

A number of hydraulic elevators in
Baltimore have recently been stopped
by cells getting into the water pipes.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

wANTED.-Case of bad health thatR'rP.A-NSwEa
not benefit. Send 5 cents to RiDans Chemical Co.
New York, for 10 samples and 1000 testimonials
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

The peace treaty will be reported
unanimously by the senate foreign re-
latiOns committee.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

~ Iowa arnzs TOR sale. 81 per acre cash, baTGI1@
w cropf6afiI paid J. MnIhaIi, SiOuS>GitX, LgSSz7
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09

Chicago has fewer poor than ever
this year, if the attendance at the free
Christmas dinners is a criterion
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
THE EXCELLENCE OF SYRUP OF FIGS

is due not only to the originality and
simplicity of the combination, but also
to the care and skill with which it is
manufactured by scientific processes
known to the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Go. only, and we wish to impress upon
all the Importance of purchasing the
true and original remedy. As the
genuine Syrup Of Figs is manufactured
by the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP Co.
only, q knowledge of that fact will
assist one in avoiding the worthless
limitations manufactured by other par
ties. The high standing of the CALI
FORNIA FIG SYRUP Co. with the medi-
cal profession, and the satisfaction
which the genuine Syrup of Figs has
given to millions of families, makes
the name of the Company a guaranty
of the excellence of its remedy. It is
far in advance of all other laxatives,
as it acts on the kidneys, liver and
bowels without irritating or weaken
ing them, and it does not grippe nor
nauseate. In order to get its beneficial
effects, please remember the name of
the Company
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL
LOUISVILLE, Ky. NEW YORK. Me-
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-01-09
= The Good

It will do you to take Hoods Sarsaparilla
10 beyond estimation. 1t will give you
warm. rich, nourishing blood. strengthen
your nerves, tone your stomach, create an
appetite, and make you feel better in every
way. 1t is wonderful invigorator Of the
system; wards off colds, fevers, pneumonia
and the grip The best winter medicine is
S1 ps;ii,a
Sold by all dealers in medicine Price ST.
Hoods Fills cure biliousness INDIGESTION.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-11-17
MANY WILL SUFFER.
q. r. Mcguire, Back From Klon.
dixie, Apprehensive of Win
ter There.
SCARCITY OF FOOD AND FUEL

Says Death From Starvation and Expos
FarIng at All Wei in This Country to
Keep Away From Alaska. Especially in
Winter Season.
B. F. Mcguire. former citizen and
business man of Rock Island, who
left here in 1879, is in the city for the
winter. and in company with his
friend, j. S. Leas, made THE ARGUS a
call this morning. For two years
Mr. Mcguire has been in the Klondike
country. When he went away from
here in 1879 Denver was his objec-
tive point, and his home was in Col
orado until the summer of 1897, when
he headed for the Klondike. He first
went to Dawson City, where he spent
some time, and then proceeded on
over the line TO Eagle City, where he
remained from June of 1898 until
September of this year, when he set
out for ST. Michaels, and thence for
Nome on the Behring sea, where he
expected to put in the winter. But
he found prospects so unfavorable,
owing to the scarcity of provisions
and fuel for the winter and the great
incursion of people from all over the
Klondike country, that no temptation
could have been sufficient to induce
him to stay there this winter.
Ore Plentiful.
While Mr.. Mcguire says there is, he
believes. an abundance of rich ore on
the beach. and he is going back in the
spring to resume his prospecting
operations, he is gravely aPprehensive
as to the faring of the people there
this winter. Death from starvation
and exposure, he saws. is inevita BILE.
Fuel is just as scarce as provisions,
there being no tim Der in the country.
and the only fuel possible is the drift
which comes down from the mountain
streams and is thrown up on the
beach. But where there are so many
to be cared for this drift wood disap-
pears almost as rapidly as it is thrown
in bv the waves. Mr.. Mcguire eX-
poets to hear sad stories from Nome
when the sources of information are
reopened in the spring. ard he ear
nestly advises all who are faring at
all well in this country to keep out of
the Klondike-especially in the winter
season.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-11-17
Notice to Owners OF Horses.

Messrs. Jim and George Marshall,
two of Rock Islands most experienced
horsemen, have opened up tirst-class
barn on Thirteenth street. and have
had the same fitted out for the pur-
pose of stabling and taking care Of
road and stock horses for the winter.
They have also the latest appliances
and apparatus for breaking colts and
Strengthening out horses that are
mixed or double-gaited, and they
guarantee to put horses in first-class
shape generally. For terms apply to
or write Marshall Bros, Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-11-17
Lunches.

Hot lunch at j. r. Williams saloon
Saturday night, Eighth street and
Fifth avenue.
Grand free lunch for all who call at
Eugel & Noge's, Sixteenth street and
Fourth avenue. Saturday night.
Grand opening of Dewey sample
room, Twelfth street and Seventh ave-
nue.. Fine roast pig lunch and music
Saturday night, Nov. Is. Daniel
Fennell, proprietor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-11-17
PERSONAL AND SOCIAL.

Mrs. E. B. Cleland visited in Hamp-
ton today.
Mrs. Reed McCulloch is in Chicago
attending the grand opera
Mrs. S. Nj. Arndt and daughter,
Dorothy, are visiting in Hampton.
DIR. c. A. McCollom, head ply
stefan for the Modern Woodmen in
Minnesota. was in the city yesterday.
Superintendent and Mrs. r. G.
Young will entertain the High school
football team at their home, 719
Twenty-second street, tonight.
Rock Island and Moline friends
perPetrated a happy surprise on Ar
thur SchiAstrum in honor of his Oath
birthday at his home in Moline last
evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. Pells entertained 40
couples of their. tri-city friends at
whist last night at their residence, 70S
Seventeenth street. The ladies' prize,
an elegant cut glass dish, was award
ed to Mrs. Mayer Levi. The gentle
mems prize, a handsome stein, was
won by NJ Levy.
The social and entertainment at St.
Joseph's parochial school last night
was a largely attended affair. The
program was given in the assembly
room on the third floor. and consisted
of piano selection by Miss Mae Lar
kin, recitation by Mrs. l. c. Bland
ing, music by mandolin club COM
posed of the Messrs. Burt and S. K.
Davis, and vocal numbers by Mrs.
William McEniry, Mrs. Thomas Casey
and John M. Colligan. Refreshments
were served by the ladies in room
on the second floor.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-11-17
Slot Machines Doomed.

Mayor William McConochie says the
slot machines must go. As conse-
quence of persistent complaints culmi-
mating in protest from the pull
pit. he has issued orders to Chief
Miller to see to it that every
machine that pays out money be re-
moved by Saturday night. These
gam bling devices were kept out of
Rock Island during the TWO admins
trations of Mayor Medill.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-11-17
Trouble In Teaching Monkeys.


An experienced animal trainer says:
GAS rule, monkeys are readily train
ed, but occasionally there is one, as in
the human species, who is a Ounce and
won't learn anything, is positively
stupid and refuses persistently to be-
come educated. The trouble in teach
ing monkeys is largely that they are
mischievous. They try to overdo
things and do things which are not
wanted of them, SO that in order to
make them perform as desired steady
drilling is necessary, although they
grasp an idea quickly. The only two
species of animals which can be taught
by precept and example are the Chin
panzee and the orang outang. They
are imitators, and to instruct them in
doing a thing it is only necessary for
the trainer to do 1t first himself, and
then either one of these will initiate
him."-Washington Post.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-11-17
O. to Build In Moline.

The Chicago. Burlington & Quincy
railway contemplates the erection of
a passenger and freight depot in Mo-
line. General Manager w. c. Brown,
Supt. of Illinois Lines F. c. Rice.
Division Supt. l.. w. Berry, Divis-
ion Agent H. d. Mack, and other
officials of the road, held a conference
with citizens at the Moline club yes
terday afternoon for the purpose of
bringing out ideas of the townspeople
in regard to the style of depot pre-
ferred etc.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-11-17
AProductixe Orchard.

Mrs. Amelia Stoll. living n mile south
west OF Oklahoma city, has an orchard
of four acres from which her sons have
picked and hauled to market over ! 900
bushels of apples this season. says the
Perry 20. IT, correspondent of the Chi
cago Inter Ocean. These she has sold
to the merchants of that city for from
as cents to 81 bushel. This is large
yield for so small an orchard, but the
orchard is 10 years old and has been
well attended and has a healthy
growth.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-11-17
Necessary Precaution.

"What fine looking little boyw ex-
claimed the good natured woman to
is he?"
You're not connected with the rail-
road, are you?" asked the suspicious
mother.
Certainly not"
Not in any capacity whateverY'
mo-
"Well, just wait until the conductor
gets out of hearing and I'll tell you
Chicago Post.