The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-10-16
sINKERS GOEs RACEBOATING.
You Can Always Take n Fishing Line Along
and Bob for Salt Mnckerel.


How 1t is not dot We got yet boat racer"
asked the Sinker man when Sarsaparilla
Reilly went into the little restaurnnt
Sure there's no wind" said Reilly "Ac-
cording ter the laws nv yacht clubs. whn there
ain no wind sure there amt no race. Conse-
Quently we must wait for the wind. list like
polite political candidates sit and wait at polite
political meetlns. But who dyer thinkll
win tn racer"
Der Christopher Columbus" answered
snkers. She is much stronger as der Erin
go-brag."
There's no SIGH boat as the Erin go brag."
said Reilly She's known as the Shamrock OF
Erin an she's the fastest craft that liver KEN
over tho Irish sea- Her rival is tho Columbia
Of America"
"Hoch der Coum bia." exclaimed Sinkers.
"Hurrah for the Shamrock" shouted Reilly.
Il hope the Shamrock winsv
Il hope you don't get your hope" said
sinkers.
You're always sayin' that" remarked Reilly
But hope you don't get the hope you are
hoping for. II the Shamrock wins we'll have q
chance to send over next year to bring back the
Cup"
Veil" said the sinker man. II like race
boating pooty near as good as race horseing
Whom go race horseing set it too quick for
my money. und my wife commences again und
| talks all night when come home. But whom
go race boating take my fish line along und
und up der lower. bay. We sailed around der
ocean till We poody near come on Germany.
Ssesp d.. va
nnd W vent nth home didn't ish dot time but
erels / told my vile fshed dem. She said
j, not be salty ash ven, dey were hshed IN der
sally ocean zee, On she e,1cIamn,i9ned, I
tsq seF s shffm ses
DUN best vie What I ever had but wouldn't
asa steamcaII;",
No" said sinkess. dor Columbia. She's all
for races mitout Wind Will have to fight init
with tho Column biaq" asked Reilly.
No" replied the sinker man. init my wife.
on toolishn.ss. But der next time she viii cot
Your ESiis1" "a asked Reilly " ,
sail so sharp as Co.um ba But II / can't borrow
some Money 70, de. mex, y hold on.
She can't run so quick. und she'll i look sick l;
vh hen lie ever p.r-
Der Shamrock" replied Sinkers Really.
Reilly. you are awful ignorance. When mean
~ say sc una Vhen mean SIZE l say her.
90 on, said Reilly.
Well" continued the s nker Man, lam
talking bout dem nll. | wish / would know
some boat mems who sell onetickst for all race
boating Den I could have twenty, not Wind
cents ticket. CAsselbach says ven he must pay
for m ore not-vind rides on dose steam boats he
will have to sell hlm'B saloon before he gets
race boating init Wind He spent a. ready TWEEN
he make It M again for der brewer"
That's easy, said Reilly. "All he las to do
Is TO ring IN 81 on his cash register. and that
OH exclaimed Sipkers in surprise. he
night Won go on him's saloon. Really. Reilly.
you are too smart TO be a Irishmans"
well Dim glad Oh wasn't born in Jarmany."
Now your commencing again" said Sink
lumbus IL German steam boat"
The COLUMBIA is a sailing yacht" remarked
Reilly. and there's not Dutch bone In her
body. She sails by wind the same as you do.
For Why not" said sinkers when dsr
boats got hot s blow of Wind What are dey going
'Oi'll give 1t up answered Reilly. but It
might be good idea to put steam plant
rock wins, shell take the Cup to Ireland.
OF. IND will der loser get der saucer?" asked
What sauesr?" asked Reilly.
Der one which goes init der Cup"
Champion Cup" sai Reilly. foui're" tRink-
Ing av tho Avenue A pitcher races However,
sinkers there's enough wind here for big
schooner race How about ye?"
Sinker man. and they both sailed into Red