The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-04-07
Editorial and Otherwise.

A man lies to prevent trouble; a " oman lies
to make il.
He is bravest who dares to speak the truth
10 himself.
The honelier girl is the more help she is
10 her mother.
Gen. Wheeler will be sent to the Philippine
battle grounds.
There will be no embalmsd beef at that New
York dollar dinner.
BE pnnc,ual and attentive to your business
il you wish to succeed.
Dewey wants more ships to perfect the
Philippine coast patrol.
Don't wait for something TO turn up, but 60
and turn something up.
Some men make their wives get up in the
morning and light the fire.
1t is about time for intelligent white society
to quit idiotc cake walking.
Men have made the worst sort of mistakes
with the best.of intentions.
The plausible, scheming stranger always
finds victims in this section.
A budding genius doesn't always turn out
to be the flower of the family.
II is the province Of the newspaper to ex-
pose the devtry of the world.
Satan is like a roaring lion moving around
seeking whom he NAV devour.
''Wise words in ink
Make millions think"
1tis said that il takes a wise man to be a
crank. That's extremely doubtful.
The man whn wants to see his name in print
should notify the directory publishers.
Bryan won IN insisting that that dollar din
der be spread on the Chicago platform.
A dowdy woman is as pleasing to man as
a mn,hy spnnge that is falling to pieces.
The trusts multiplying so fast are working
much distrust in the Republican policies.
When man knows he isa fool, he knows
more than some people give him credit for.
A man is a bachelor until he marrips, then
he is whstever his wife chooses to call him.
Ont Of the twenty five principal countries OF
the world, nineteen of them have red in their
flag.
The talk Of making christianity the official
relip ion Ut Japan is time.waster with busy
people.
A quarrel in the street makes u man get M
more quickly than all the alarm clocks ever
invented.
There is something radically wrong with
the girl that refuses to 60 to the depot to see
friend of.
Always look at your JOYS with a microscope,
and at your sorrows with the wrong end of an
opera glass.
Tramps and anarchists will do the SOAP
combine dirt II they get an opportunity with
nut using it.
A mother is always afraid that her son is in
love whenever be begins to wash his neck with
out being told.
Childish sports satisfy the children, but as
rule they are anything but satisfactory TO
the neighbors.
A woman can alwavs tell mans failings BY
the amount Of praise he doesn't lavish on her
new spring hat.
A woman will forgive man all kinds Of
brutality if he only pretends that IT'S because
he is an ardent lover.
Some men want the earth, but the downtown
merchant is usually satisfied il allowed to ap-
propriate the sidewalk.
A salt trust with a capital Of $l2,Oo0,0Oo has
been formed in New Jersey---for the benefit Of
the farmers Of the country,of course.
The most wonderful thing about a baby is
the way he conceals his shame At hearing the
queer sort Of stuff his mother talks to him.
The DEMOcRAr-SrAR circulates in almost
every State and Territory in the United States
and also goes to the largest cities Of England
The errors and blunders that We make, and
the sins into which we fall, ought to teach us
to be very gentle in judging our brother.men.
| Intemperance is a HYDRA with a hundred
heads. She stalks abroad in company with
impurity, anger and the most infamous profit.
gacies.
A Kentucky man made counterfeit money
with which to pay his board aud the Judge de-
cided he was entitled to bnsrd and lodging for
seven years.
The only possession We can carry from
earth to heaven is a Christ.liks character. Is
II not worth while IL seek that mme esrusstl,
than gold or silvers
The Boston board Of health has issued ar
order prohibiting human sxpsctoration in pub
lie places. That is tough on the boy with hi,
Rrst cigar or cigarette.
The editor swors he wss busted,
The devil felt the joke;
The reporter took On assignment,
Aud the olies towel broke.
The Atchison Globs mentions II % a raths
singular fact that woman selects q husbans
BY herself, but she takes three other wome,
with her 10 selsct hat.
With the Oregon attached 10 Dewsys fee
rat Manila the Admiral will have under his com
mand twenty ships VI war, manned BY force