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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-08-12
Guardians Sale of
RealEState

Notice is hereby given that pursuant
to an order of the Hon. w. l.. Stanley,
Second Judge of the Circuit Court
Of the First Judicial Circuit,
Hawaiian Islands, made and en-
tered on the 9th day of July, A. d.
1899, in the matter of the Estate of
August Podeyn, Frederick Podeyn and
Waldemar Podeyn, minors, in Probate,
at chambers, the undersigned guardian
of the estate of said minors, will ex-
pose for sale at public auction the
real estate belonging to said minors,
hereinafter described, at an upset
price of forty-five hundred dollars
($4,5OO) at the auction rooms of
]. F. Morgan, on Queen street, in Ho-
nolulu, on SATURDAY, THE Goth
DAY OF AUGUST, A. D. 1899, at II
O'Clock, noon, of said day.
The property to be sold consists of
a part of lot No. 362 on Piikoi street,
in Honolulu, Island of Oahu, Hawaiian
Islands, and commencing on PiikOi
street on the makai corner Of Lish
mans OF and running 100 feet; thence
at right angles in a southerly direc-
ton 100 feet; thence at right angles in
a northeasterly direction 100 feet, and
thence 100 feet to the point of begin
ming, being the same premises con-
veyed to c. F. Wolfe by Royal Patent
No. 1869 from the Hawaiian Govern
ment, and by the said G. F. Wolfe con-
viewed to Ida Podeyn on the Cd day of
April. A. d. 1886, all as will more
fully appear by reference to the deed of
G.. F. Wolfe recorded in the Register
office in said Oahu, in liber 80, page
1911, together with the dwelling-house
and other buildings and erections
standing thereon.
Terms, cash in United States gold
coin; deeds at expense Of purchaser,
and sale subject to confirmation by the
Court.
For further particulars apply to
WILLIAM A. HENSHALL, attorney
for said guardian, or to JAMES F.
MORGAN, auctiOneer.
]. F. HUMBURG,
Guardian of the Estate of August Po-
deyn, Frederick Podeyn, and Waldo
mar Podeyn, minors.
Dated, Honolulu, H. l., July 2Sth, A.
p. 1899. 529S
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-08-12
MURDERER WANTED.
German Government Offers One
thousand Marks Reward.


The German Government offers a re-
ward OF one thousand marks for any
information which will lead to the ar
rest of Joseph Goenczi, shoemaker
accused of murder and robbery.
On August %, 1897, the widow Au-
guste Schultze. formerly Lutte, and
her stepdaughter, Clara Schultze, were
found murdered in their house. 35 Ko-
niggratZerstrasse, Berlin. The two
women were killed by means of sharp
and heavy instruments through blows
on the head, their bodies were then
wrapped in black oilcloth. the wrap
pers corded by packing threads and
both bodies packed up in nailed boxes
and concealed in the cellar of said
house by shoveling earth thereon.
GoencZi and his wife left Berlin on
the evening of August IS. 1897. for
Frankfort on Oder; on the 18th of Au-
gust they went via Cottbus to Halle
From that city they went, in all ap-
pearance, to Brussels; they booked
their luggage for that city and called.
or sent for it on August 25. Since that
date any trace of the whereabouts of
GOencZi and his wife is lost. They had
with them at the time they left a
white and yellow-sninkled wolf-dog
called ButZi. GoencZi is said to be very
skilled IN his profession as a shoema-
ker Coulter and preparer) and has ex-
traordinary easy manners. 1t may be
observed that in the military papers of
GoencZi the professions as a sailor"
has been mentioned besides that of
shoemaker.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-08-12
NEWS NOTES.

There was p slight shock of earth
quake at San Francisco at p. m. Aug
ust f.
The United States training ship
Adams has started for Tacoma and
Sound ports.
William Waldorf Astor has been
burned in efiigy in New York.
Richard Croker Will be among the
passengers On the American line
steamer St Paul, which was scheduled
to sail from Southampton ON August
5 for New York.
The Rev. D. l.. Lloyd, formerly Bis
hop of Bangor, is dead. He resigned
his see recently, owing to i'll health.
The Republicans of the Eighth Mis-
souri, Congressional district, in con-
vention at Jefferson City on August 4,
nominated J. w. Voshall for Congress
by acclamation-
The committe appointed to select a
place for holding the reunion OF
Roosevelt;s Rough Riders next year
has chosen Oklahoma City.
Nearly all the briek.ayers employed
in Vancouver are on strike as a protest
against the employment by contractors
Of Chinese labor.
LONDON, Aug. 1.-The Gazette an
nounces today that Mr.. William Wal
dorf AstOr was naturalized as a Brit
~ subject on July II of the present
wear.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-08-12
OSBORN APPOINTED.

BERLIN, August "a dispatch to-
|day from Apia, Samoa, under date OF
July II, confirms the report of the APP
States Consul General at Apia, as Act
ms Chief Justice, and asserts that he
was appointed on the proposal of DR.
ISolf, German president of the Munich
pal Council.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-08-12
TANDEM TOUR.

PARIS, Aug. ga tour around the
world on a tandem has been COM
menced by two Italian cyclists, Eeiter
and Fontana- They left Florence last
week and have row arrived at Nice.
They will come to Paris and work
their way around by way of England
and America.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-08-12

ROAD WAGON RECORD LOWERED
PHILADELPHIA, Aug. 3.-At the
Belmont Driving Clubs track this
afternoon Mr.. Goodwin drove Belle
wood A a. mile TO a road wagon in
2:13A, lowering the record of Sunland
Belle of 2:14, made at Cleveland.
Later in the afternoon Mr.. Goodwin
drove Bright Light a mile, also to a
road wagon, in 2:13A.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-08-12
FIRST MOTOR MILKCART.

To Eccles, an English town of 22,-
600 Inhabitants, belongs the honor of
Its round embraces an eighty-mile
radius, and this it can cover in a day
of seven hours. The work OF three
horses and carts is saved.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-08-12
STEkOCRAPHER.

Mss a. A. ALLEN, EXPERT STE
nographer and Typist, will be
pleased to receive orders. Office
cor. King and Bethel SITS. (up-
stairs); telephone 751. 529S
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-08-12
THE HOME BAKERY CAFE

DINNER.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 10.
SOUP
Julienne.
FISH.
Baked Lobster, PiQuante Sauce.
ENTREES.
with Watercress and Apples
Boiled Venison Steaks.
Veal Croquettes.
Sauted Bananas.
VEGETABLES.
Boiled Potatoes, Boiled Rice,
Mashed Potatoes.
Asparagus, Hollandaise Sauce.
Scalloped Tomatoes.
MEATS.
Roast Beef, Yorkshire Pudding.
Boiled Fowls, Celery Sauce,
PASTRY
Cocoanut Pie and Cream Pufs.
Assorted Cakes.
DESSERT.
Nuts, Raisins, Bananas,
Oranges.
Caramel Custard.
Tea, Coffee, Ice Tea,
Lemonade.
Dinner from to z. nifty cts
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-08-12
REAL
FOR SALE.

la few elegant lots at
Manoa on the road, with
unsurpassed view and
climate. On line pro-
posed Rapid Transit.
Easy terms.
2-Several town lots on Der.
etania Street, Eva SIDE
of Geo. Ross.
Gone house and lot on
Beretania Street.
4-Lots in different parts o.
keWalo Tract.
s-kapiolani Park Addition
Lots. on inStallmentS.
8--One home. New house
and high grounds at
Kewalo. SI1oo Cheap.
lo--Lands in Nuuanu vale,
II--Long leasehold at Kaka
akO with good returns
I3--Only E more lots of ali
sizes in different parts
Of the most desirable To-
cations Of Kalihi, with
fine views, maoadam-
lied streets, and water
supply from city. These
lots we sell at lowest
figures in monthly in
stallments without in
terest so as to put them
within reach of any,
body who wants a home.
l7--House and lot, well inn
proved, on wide, macad-
amiZed street in Kalihi,
Just past Kamehameha
Schools. Price S2,250.
2I--EOR SALE--A house lot
Ioox2oo in block II on
Lehua Avenue, Pearl
City.
22--A few of the very choi-
ceSt lots, of various
sizes, in all Kalihi, EVA
side of H. c. Myers,
ESQ.,. commanding an
unsurpassed view, on
fine street with water
from city. A visit to
the grounds will con-
vince. Terms to suit
yourself.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-08-12
Kapahulu
Dairy Tract.

KAPAHULU DAIRY TRACT NOW
divided into lots and offered for sale at
$3.50 per lot; S25 cash, balances in
monthly installments Of $40 each; lots
ready to build on facing the Kapahulu
or White road. For maps and further
particulars see undersigned. First come
first served. WILL Z. FISHER,
Real Estate Agent and Auctioneer, cor
ner Merchant and Fort. 53O1
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

The following bills were introduced
in the house:
By Duffy-An act to regulate the
rate of interest in the territory of Ok
lahoma and provide penalties for the
violation Of the same, and 10 repeal
all laws ia conflict herewith.
BY Koch-An act pertaining TO mu.
tuai Insurance companies.
BY Jones-A protest from Oklahoma
City was offered against the passage Of
bill TO grant trial by jury and a
change of venue before police courts
in cities of the first class.
BY McElratn--An act for the protec
ton of records of the several counties
of the territory of oklahoma aud reg.
uldting the business of abs,racting.
By MISUNDERSTANDING all railroad
companies IN Oklahoma territory to
fence the right-of-way, put in cattle
guards and provide suitable crossings.
By Merton-An act providing for
the time aud manner of meeting Of the
board of county commissioners, the
compensation of county commissioners co
and their duties.
BY Stevrns-To legalize defective
acknowledgements of instruments af-
fecting real property.
BY Stevens-Amending secti on sS
chapter S, laws of 1897.
BY Jones-An act concerning cleo
tions.
BY Jones-Foreclosur of real estate
mortgages.
Transmission and delivery of telegraph
messages, regulating the charges
therefor between points in the terri
tory and prescribing penalties for the
violation thereof.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09
WOMAN'S SUFFRAGE DEPARTMENT
women. Political Work.
Edited by the Woman's Suffrage Asso-
citation OF Oklahoma Territory.

At the first Colorado election in
which women could vote, the number
of women serving as county superin-
tendents of schools was increased to
&c. Before the election OF women to
this Office, the conventions of county
superin ntendepts were disorderly and
undig gnified. The presence of women
has put an end 10 profanity, buffoonery
and questionable stories. The new
element insists on business principles
They are determined that school funds
shall be disbursed for the needs of the
people, and not with an eye to the
commission. They never combine pri-
vate aud public work, charging the
state accordingly. The books of school
directors are carefully examined to en-
sure perfect records. The directors
are compelled to hold meetings re-
auired by the statute. The public
contract law is enforced. The better
class of men rejoice in this accession
of moral aud business integrity.
The first effect OF equal suffrage was
that Of quickened public sentiment.
The study of economics led to much
questioning OF husbands and brothers
at home, and the disclosures compe lied
both men aud women TO demand a
thorough renovation. The men who
were lukewarm toward the new order
or positively opposed to it, neverthe-
less, found themselves carried by thi,
new spirit into a more earnest and
conscientious political life.
Equal suffrage compels the nomina-
tion of better class of officials The
question is becoming more and more
mperative-what men will command
the vote OF women? The laws against
gambling aud other iniquities are
more vigorously enforced. Economy
in administration is demanded. For
example, the garbage contract in the
city OF Denver was exorbitsnt. The
Womau's Civic Federation called the
attention of the mayor 10 the monopo-
~, bids were asked for. and the con.
tract was reduced by one-half
MKs. HELEN Econ, Denver.
! Fold has IT'S school children.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09
NEWS OF THE WEEK.
Cleaned BY Telegraph and Mail
PERSONAL AND POLITICAL

REV. MYRoS w. REED, pastor OF the
Broadway temple at Denver, Col, and
a well-known politician, died at St
Joseph's hospital in that city on the
}0th after protracted illness due TO a
general breaking down of the system.
LOUIS A. LAMBERT, president of the
Bank of Grand Avenue at Kansas City,
Mo-, and the man who built the first
steam ferry boat that ever crossed the
Missouri river, died on the 30th OF
pneumonia. aged Ga.
JOSEPH V. QuARLEs, OF Milwaukee,
was nominated by the republican
legislative caucus at Madison, Wis, TO
succeed John l.. Mitchell as United
States senator. He was elected in
Joint session on the 3ist
A. g. FOSTER, of Tacoma, was nomi.
mated for United States senator by the
repu blican caucus at Olympia, Wash,
on the 3ist and was elected in joint
session the Ecxt day.
THE secretary of the interior has ap
pointed the commissioners on the part
of the government to establish town
sites in the Chickasaw and Choctaw
nationa
GEN. MAxIMo GOMEZ, the commander
in chief of the Cuban army has placec
himself squarely in position az ar
>"tive ally of the United States gov
ernment in the work OF the reconstruc
tion OF Cuba and has cabled to Presi.
dent Mckinley assurance of his
cooperation in disbanding the Cuban
army.
THE repu blicans of the lower house ol
congress held a caucus meeting and
passed resolution to appoint IL mem.
bers of the present house who will be
members of the next congress as a com
mittee to confer with senator's about
monetary legislation and for them tc
submit their recommendations to re-
pu olican caucus at the first session OF
the Fifty-sixth congress. The caucu;
was unanimous that nothing could bs
done in financial reform at this late
lay of congress.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09
House In the Committee Of the whole.


The house resolved itself into com
mittee OF the whole and took up house
bill No, IS, an act amendatory of sec
tion 81, article /, chapter Al, laws OF
1895, entitled: procedure Criminal" 4"
by Ballard. Referred back that it do
pass.
House bill 20, by McElrath, an act
relating to and ameudatory of section
5, of chapter s, of the statutes of okla
homa territory of 1893, entitled IAN act
creating a board of heath and regu-
lating the practice of medicine" The
first section of this bill calls for the
paying of the superintendent 81, 200 and
five cents per mile mileage, while the
old bill gives salary of $500 and $500
mileage,
House bill IS, an act amendatory OF
section 81, article /, chapter al, laws
of 1895, entitled procedure Cr 'minal, ~
by Ballard. The motion TO place the
bill on third reading by suspension OF
the rules was lost.
House bill Al, an act to amend an act
to uincorporate insurance companies
doing business ia Oklahoma, by Walls.
The motion to place this bill on third
reading by suspension of the rules was
opposed by Merton and Walls with
drew the motion.
House bill 10, an act to prevent the
spread of hog cholera and other coz
tagious diseases and to prevent traffic
in animals dying of infectious diseases,
by Walls. Motion that bin be placed
on third reading prevailed. Doyle
moved it be enrolled without amend.
ment.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09
Bills Passed BY the House.

The following bills have been passed
by the house:
An act to establish territorial
board of embalming, TO provide for the
better protection of life and health
and prevent the spread of contagious
diseases, and to regulate the practice
of embalming and the care and dispo-
sition of the dead.
Amending the fish and game law.
Amending section 1 of article !,
chapter 80, session laws 1897.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

TWENTY thousand persons are fed
daily in Cuba at the expense of the
United States and the machinery OF
the military administration is working
towsrd the relief of $4,000 or 1000
more Since January 10 /, 800, 600 rations
lave been seut to department and dis.
trict commanders in the island. Re-
ports recently received by Gov. Gen.
Brooke from Matanza show that there
are $4,000 destitute persons outside the
cities In that province. Gen. Wood Is
able to say that Santiago province Is
not in need of further rations.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

SECRETARY ALGER, of the war de-
partmept, at the instance OF the presi-
dent, has extended an Invitation to the
mem mbers of the house and senate com
mittees on military affairs to go with
him on a tour to Cuba and Porto Rico.
The party is to start from Washington
March and will spend about three
weeks in the two islands The presi.
dent, it is said, is very anxious for the
two committees TO CLEAN more infor-
nation about the military government
of the two islands than can be OBJ.
tanned from the official reports and
hearsay evidence.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

On one joint ballot for United State
senator in the Utah legislature Sena
tor ID. II. Perry, Of Salt Lake, Utah,
voted for State Senator Martha Hughes
Cannon. This, II is said, was the first
vote ever cast for woman for the
United States senate. The senator ex.
planned his vote by saying that the
woman was, in his opinion, thorough
ly competent for the exalted office OF
United States senator "She has served
as a member of our state senate for
two years with credit and deserves
and is entitled to the promotion" he
stated. She is physician of recog
nized standing,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

THE government commission for the
revision and codification of the GRIM
inal laws of the United States Is now
considering an amendment to the ex.
isting law prohibiting the maintenance
in any city of any private letter.box
scheme. 1t Is intended 10 break up the
facilities now fiourishing in many cities
Tor clandestine and improper CORE
spondence, the promotion of fraudu
lent schemes and the boycotting of {
postmaster through subsequent direc
delivery to trains, by using private let
ter boxes at cigar stands, stationery
stores and other private places.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09
A Woman's Smile,

'"Strange what little thing will turn ths
whole current of mans life"
What's the matter now, jones'"
Up to 30 days ago the young lady of nv
choice was taking my attentions seriously,
and ou" marriage seemed foregone con.
clusion. Then | met her on the avenue,
lifted my hat, made my best bow and
dropped through a coal hole. Now she can't
keep her face straight a minute while we'rs
ogether."-Detroit Free Press.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

iHE manufacturers of the lower
priced derby hats have effected a CON-
bination which went into effect Febru-
airy 1. The combination was formed
for the purpose of regulating the out
put and all the goods will be disposed
Of through New York firm who will
have the control, it is estimated, of
81, 600. 600 worth of hats annually.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09
In Old Missouri.

Mrs. Olive-It is rumored among the
neighbors that your husband beat you last
night. Is 1t true?
Mrs. Poplar-There isn't word of truth
in the report. He struck at me several
times, but failed to hit me. You know, he
played with the st. Louis nine last sea-
son. Chicago Evening News.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

HAMILTON BRowN, editor of the
British Realm at London, received a
letter a few days ago from Admiral
Dewey in response to a request for
an expression of opinion on Great
Britain's imperial policy. The admiral
said: AFTER many years of wander
ing have come to the conclusion that
the mightiest factor in the civilization
of the world is the imperial policy of
ENGLAND
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

"Ain't you worried about the trusts"
asked the nervous man.
No" answered the easy-going citizen.
"1f they make trouble they'll have to stand
their share of it. I've done my duty.
wrote and published a card calling their at.
tention to whittier they are drifting, and
asking them please not to do so, and now,
if they persist, it's their own fault. Ny
conscience is clear."-Washngton Star.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

SENATOR WARD was reported to be
urging in the Michigan Legislature n
plan for single taxation on land
values, optional with cities for levies
for municipal purposes only. The
Henry George scheme for general
taxation would be against the state
constitution, but 1t was held that this
restricted application would be legal
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

TnE Chicago Young Peoples Chris
tian Temperance union has formu.
lated and sent out a plan for lifting
the entire debt from she Woman's tenn
pie in Chicago and making IL memo.
rial to Miss Frances L. Willard. The
plan is To divide the $500, 600 necessary
to free the building from debt into
so. 900 shares of $40 each, and the propo.
sition is meeting with hearty indorse.
ment aud cooperation. The work will
be pushed with vigor, and the young
people are assured the entire sum will
be pledged before the close of 1899.
An earnest appeal 20 the puhlic for
pledges has been issued.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

THE farming experiment conducted
by Typographical union No for the
benefit of the unemployed printers OF
New York city has proved a great sue
cess Eifty.four men worked on po-
tato tract and produced crop yalueo
IL TX a0o
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

We will pay salary OF SIS per week for
man with rig TO introduce Perfection Poul
producer on earth. Address, with stamp,
Perfection Mfg Co., Parsons, Kansas.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09
No J1ae nj All.

"Mistletoe is awfully scarce this year,"
she said. "Pm afraid ma won't be able to
get any"
What's the use?" he asked.
And the sounds which forthwith ensued
indicated that it was absolutely useless
Philadelphia North American.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09
CURRENT COMMENT.

ADELINA PATTI settled si0,0 year
upon her new husband, Baron Ceder
strom, the day before her marriage.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

THE big telescope designed for the
Paris exposition will be ready on
time. 1t Is an enormous reflector,
bringing the moon to an apparent dis
tacce Of 60 miles.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09
ssperauous Law.

This copyright law is all bosh." said the
exuberant young writer. "Just a scheme to
make money"
Il thought il an excellent law"
bah, it's fraud. never copyright my
stories and 10 one steals them.'-Detroit
Free Press.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

CHICAGO has an order to supply
Europe with 10000 coach and bus
horses. They will be shipped at the
rate of 200 head week. The first con-
signment left for London and Liver
rsocl ON the 27ti,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09
EOOliah. Indeed.

The Belle-A man looks awfully foolish
when he's proposing.
The Benedict-Yes, and they dare to talk
about appearances being deceptive,"-N.
Y. Journal
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

THE Rubber Goods Manufacturing
company has been incorporated at
Trenton, n. j., with a capital of $780,
o00 OOO
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-02-09

Old Gentleman-Seven dollars TO. "a pair
of glasses? ! can't see it, sir.
Optician-Of course net, sir. II YOU
could yon worl!n't need them.-Jewelers