The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-11-02
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told you cpos ihst ! uould rot. che 90
svued. Zee, bat ibst s.s yesterday. be
srsed
There's poetry in everything. oh
served The poet fou'fs risb', replied The
editor For instance. there's the stove
foil u iil
-Fsir Cyeli,t With Bloomes IL this
the ssy so WHshsm. plss,ef Native
Zee, Mics. yes TEEN 10 me 10 be- got 'sm
90 oil right
-iouos Physician i an Ius, going TO
call on ny fret pstieut Idle Auditor
Vary lihsly be 10 going 10 be called 90 by
biz Ist physician.
Edith They cay Jockey Tod Sloan
mstes more money than . congressman.
DO you believsii Tom Tspspot Oh no.
He simply gets more salary
Il would like q straw With this lemon
sde, said The lady 81 The table. Hsyi sisc
ulsted the waiter. Who VI. hard Of bear
log. No; stray. said.
The eI.hosller vent TO the rear OF the
sutomobile. examined II critically and
shook biz head. Podper, be said. 'ow on
earth are ye ever going to dock 'imi
-D.berly-I understand that be 10
very we'll connected. Flssberly - ou bet
Hes tied to bis wife, apron strings
Have you ever played football she
ssked. No, be replied. bu. when | was
cowboy vas once run over by herd OF
stsmpeded steers.
-Society Reporter - Mrs. Skihish com
plsius tbs, the picture vs printed does
no. look bi, like her. iiior That's
lucty. We eau use /, for some one else
thsp.
Dewitt Brown rays he has many
warm friends, Gteene-I never saw any
Of them. Dewitt No; be admits that
they ere oil dead.
Wife lominously) Il know where
you we're last night, sirl Husband tirriis
bly, Why don't you tell mei Cant
you see I'm 10 no mood TO be kept 10 tus
pensei
-Whs.. the matter sith Sbinslei He
doesn't know. hes 80 thin. What do you |
mean by ihsi' Simply ,h.. be cart tell
Whistler It's stomsch trouble or bsckache.
Don't you believe 10 sisns2 asked the
supentitious man. Oh, yes; largely dec
Grated once particularly, replied the rud
dy isced individual You zee, I'm . sign
painter.
Daughter. II you marry Mr.. Perkins
Hs yon sure you won't quarrel on politics
or relision' Oh. yes; don't koow .
thing about politics, and he doesen't know
very mnch sbou. religion.
Barber applying The ls.het) Il think
I've got better soap nov than I've ever
had before. Customsr-I can't see any
difference. II oil tastes alike to me,
Mi. Wslsinsbsm We csn trace our
ancestry back to the Normsn cong quest,
osnt 70 mothers Mrs. Wslsiushsm ('sd
ly) Yes. bat We don, tnov where your
father was lst night.
A women whose pastor ask, d sitter her
health replied doleiully: feel very we'll;
bat l slusys feel bad vhen | feel we'll
becsuso know I'm going 10 feel worse
siterssrd.
Well. when l die | shall o. least
have the consolation OF knovin1 that /
have made one person supremely hpspy.
How did you do IL, Gave Miss Flasher
leigh . chance to decline = proposal Of
marriage from me.
She 1t want . year before We we're :
married thu, you told me Jon never could
b. happy without me. He Yes; aud
believe 1 also said that marriage would
make another man OF me.
Then you "y you can never marry
mel exclaimed the young man ~ he shot
ths ball dangerously nssr the banker.
No, replied the up 10 date golf girl. bot
III b csddle TO yon.
"A genlleman found bis little dough
Yer crying bitterly because she had bad .
tnubie. Never mind, Wypnis. be said,
Won't chocolate make il be,leri No. ssid
The child between her sob.. but ,so would
do ill
And 90 you we're . cowboy oncei
Dear ns, how .brillinsl Whist vm your n
mos. eIcitins sdven,ure, My mos, q
citing adventure hsppsned no, long sec. u
l ss travelling 10 North osrolius. add A
snmsbody started . report that sss