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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1899-11-03

Arrive Richmond from Bermuda ana
Ochre o.@ a. NJ. Leave Richmond for Ochre
and Bermuda $50 4. NJ Arrive Petersburg
rom Bermuda and Ochre . % \. VI. Leave
Petersburg for Ochre and Bermuda LOOP. N.
Arrive Petersburg from farmvlie, Winter
pock and intermediate points west 0fCnes'
ter Ol5 y. NJ. Leave Petersburg for Farm
vile, " nterpOck and intermediate poinH
west Of Chester - NJ
Monday and Thurday trains from Farm.
vile arrive Richmond $40 A. NJ. connecting
with York River Line for Baltimore.
rare Richmond TO Baltimore $50 one way,
eiW round trip. Trains arrive and depart ~
Richmond from Southern Railway station,
80 That through passengers avoid expense
OF transfer.
Passengers on Tuesday Wednesday, fn'
day and Saturday trains from FarmNiAe,
may take local freight which passes hoseiey
about 300 4. N. and arrives Manchester
about 40 =. ".
Through tickets on sale and baggage
checked through
JAMES r.. WERTH, R.T. WILSON,
Genl Manager. Gen Pass Agent
Richmond, Va.
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Mothers Friend

is an external liniment for expectant
mothers to use. 1t gives them
strength to attend to their household
duties almost to the hour of confne-
ment. 1t is the one and only prepare
ton that overcomes morning sickness
and nervousness. 1t is the only
remedy that relaxes and relieves the
strain. 1t is the only remedy that
makes labor short and delivery easy.
1t is the only remedy that puts the
breasts in condition so that swelling
or rising is impossible. Don't take
medicines internally. They endanger
the lives of both mother and child.
Mothers Friend Is sold by druggists for 81.
Send for our free illustrated book
The Bradfeld Regulator Co., Atlanta, Ga.
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Southern Railway
SCHEDULE EFFECTIVE NAY 2, 1899.

TRAINS LEAVE iYNCn3URG. VA.
100 T.. Mo. 30, Daily. Tor Ashevius
Chattanooga, Memphis and New
Orie ms.
3:f2 4. M.-No. 81, Daily. For Atlanta xa.,
orleans All southern and south.
western points, with direct con.
.eciions inr points In Texas.
Mexico and California.
2:lj A. NJ B. Daily For COLUMBIA
Augusta, Aiken. and Florida
points, with connections for Mas.
sau, Key West and n yana, Cuba
2;l7 r. M.-baiiy. Local for Danyiile ana
intermediate stations.
Sleeping Tar arrangements. Ma
81 carries through sleepers New
ork TO New Orleans and Miami
Fla also from Salisbury TO Mem,
phls. NO. B carries through
~leepcrs New York TO Augusta
ana Tampa. Fla. o. 3 carries
slecpers Ncw York TO New Orlean.
ana Jacksonville. Also Pullman
Tourist sleeper every tuesday and
Friday through 10 san francisco.
Cal.
NORTH BOUND.
1870 p. " NO 36. Daily. For Washington.
b fillmore
l:5s a. Mo. -. Daily. For PHILADELPHIA
and New York.
1902 a Mo 3}, Daily.
$40 A. Mo. I'D, Daily. Local for Wash.
lngtOn and intermediate stations.
TRAINS LEAVE RICHMOND, VA.
100 Z. Mo. IL, Daily. For Atlanta. An.
gusta and points South. Sleerer
for Danville, Greensboro, sails.
bury and Charlotte, open al Rich.
mOnd $50 p. M stops az local
stations between Richmond and
IanNilie. Connects az Danyie
with 80. 33 daily, for aiken. Al.
gu-ta and Florida; with No b
daily, for Atlanta. New Orleans.
Memphis and points South and
Southwest.
1901 r. Mo. Daily. Local for Charlotte.
Connects at Danviie aud Char.
lOtte with NO. - g.. :. Fast Mail
daily FOR %ow Orleans and points
South.
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EARMvlLLE & POWHATAN r. r. co.
Time Table IN effect June !. 1893.
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OLD DOMINION ART GALLERY.

being executed here in our rooms. as NAV
be seen by calling. Qncredulous persons
take notice.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16

findings OF the courts below In all the
cases Ia question.
In tho case of Kcnton X. Hayden vs.
George <. Williams. the court decided
that the received Of a national bank
cannot recover a dividend paid out u
the capital and not out of the profits
WHERE the stakeholder receiving thr d.
vldend acted In good faith. and whcrV
the bank az the time was not innolvcnt.
The bank Involved was the Capital
National OF Lincoln.
In the case OF tho First National
Rank OF Concord. n. H., W Edward
Hawkins. receiver " the Indianapolis
National bank. Justice HhlraA today
decided that one national bank cannot
lawfully acquire and hold the stock of
uLothff Gn an investment. and IN the
case II such a purchase the bank "
not cstopred from denying IT, liability
n an cprGfcnt stakeholder for an as
rfssmsnt on stock ordered by the
comptroller ~ the currency. The
opinion % the lower court was re-
ycftat.
rhr court decided the case ~ Albert
Wni. " Travis county. Tex. In favor
of Wade. reversing tho circuit court
of appeals for the Fifth circuit Tho
ease Involved the validity " bonds is-
rued by the county In aid " tho con-
rtruction ~ bridge across the Colo
RADIO river, Today'H decision, which
was handed down by Justice Brown.
L'ldn the bonds To be good
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16

MR. u. q. Eiliot shoots Hon. .. ~. Hunter
aud Then Commits sui.ids

Loatlne. Oregon. May i5-sunday
evening Hon. John A. Hunter one Of
the most prominent men In Wallown
county, was shot ana Instantly Killed
by Mrs. q. u. Elliott. a near neighbor.
who then committed suicide by taking
poison. There has been n feud Of long
standing over family affairs between
the Hunters and Elllotta, whose fami-
lies are intermarrled, a son Of the muir
dered man having married a daughter
OF Mrs. Elliott.
About o'clock Sunday morning Mrs.
Elliott knocked at the Hunter home
and was answered by Mrs., Hunter. 10
whom she Haid III IN not you ! want
TO see. Il ~ MIR. Hunter Mrs. Hunter
then called her husband and he got up
and dressed and came TO the door and
Immediately on his opening the door.
and without saying a word, Mrs. Elliott
fred on him with shot gun. the
charge striking Hunter In the abdomen
and ranging upward. death resulting
almost Instantly.
After the shooting Of her husband,
Mrs. Hunter Rrapplod with Mrs, Elliott
ard attempted 10 take tho gun from
her, but was unsuccessful. Mrs. Elliott
then lcft the house.
Hunters son and his mother reused
the neighborr, who found Mrs, Elliott
dead In a field short distance from
the Hunter home. She evidently had
taken poison.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16
He Believes Rebel Government Has
Deserted Him.
INDIGNATION OF NATIVES.
Compel Generals Co Countcrmand ar
dsrs 10 usurn Towns -AHuinaido
pices Co Nucvr Ecijs.

New York. May ia dlspat ch TO the
Herald from san Miguel via Manila
says
The innurgcnt general. Gregohs Del
Pillar. believes he has been deserted by
the Filipino government ana desires "a
surrender n he can secure what he re-
CARDS m honorable terms from the
Americans.
The inrurscnt hospital near san
lsidro II reported TO be overwhelmed
with wounded. Gen. Pillars main sub.
ulstcnce depot Ii i've miles In front OF
Lawton.
The Indignation OF tho natives has
compelled the inaurgcnt generals "a
counicrmnnd their orders TO burn the
towns a. they retrcatcd, The Ameri-
can policy OF not destroying property
u creating a rcvulalon Of feeling In ouI
favor.
Natives are returning through the
American lines To their homes.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16

clenfuegoa. Province OF Santa Clara.
May i5,-About 0 O'Clock this after
noon a gang OF Cuban deck laborera
called upon Capt. Barker. captain u
the port. and made demand for back
pay. A. they were violent Capt. bar
kcr drew his revolver, The inborarA
retired. but returned soon after with
iifty others and made a similar de-
mand. using obscene and profane LAM
Fuage. insulting Capt, Barker and Of
ferinE threats,
The cuban police were ordered 10
arrest the malcontcnts. and a general
street nRht followed, In which one la
borer was killed and several persons
were wounded. including. three MEM
berH Of the police force,0
As the Cuban populace became very
insulting and threatened revenge, an
outbreak was expected and the Sec-
ond United Staes Infantry regiment
was ordered Into the city The troops
arc patrolling the town this evening
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16
Ladies' Suits.

A tio.oo plain taiior-made Suit In blue,
brown. green. aH perfect hitting az any
Of the higher priced ones. for
$3.50
We offer aa n special leader line %
Handsomely braided suits. were iis.oo
'''"' 10 ''''' ''' '"''' '''' 5000
a number " nobby styles that have
sold for 1850 aud 5000. We will sell
this week for
Si3.7B
Now IL the time before the arsort-
ment II completely broken TO make
your selection % rood dresses at
greatly reduced prices. our entire
stock of Suits II offered at ptiii further
reductions.
Ladies finc grade of blue mixed Cow
ert cloth SUMMER SUIT. latest
style with blue and white trimmings,
value $500. this week
$500
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16
MCKINLEY rs rmr WEST.
President in,.nds To he There when Vol
unteers Return from Manila.

Hot Springs. Va, May i5.-It IL the
intention Of President Mckinley 10 be
IN the Western States at the time Of
the return Of the volunteers who have
done heroic service In the Philippines.
n Il expected that the necessity for the
retention u the volunteers In
the island OF Luzon will
not exist much longer. and
when the volunteers roach their native
States for muster out. Mr.. Mckinley
hopes To be there 20 greet and honor
them. II the trip 10 the West already
planned should not occur when the vol
untecra arc returning, another journey
VIII he made 10 carry out this purpose.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16

liver, bowels aud kid
neys. itisaio tonic, alter,
alive aud blood maker,
DR.. piefce's ravofite
Prescription Is a speei,
he for all diseases Of
women,
Dr. pieree's Pleasant
Pellets cure hiiiousneai
and constipation aud NJ
hSip to cure nearly every
disease Of mankind.
Miss Rmma Ire, Of viii
ford. sharp Co, AK.
writes ~ was suffering
severely and tried several
doctors hat received only
very little relief youi
medicines have done won
drfs i1f me. | had bfon
chltis. eatarfh, aud aisl
female complaint. A. spor
a. I had taken the hrsl
bottle I could see tile medi
cine was helping me,
"My sister has also taken
'ravoritg Prescription
he'd aud could not walk
where abe pll---ss"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16

Washington, May '5.-chlef Justice
Fuller In the United States Supreme
Court today handed down the opinion
Of tho court In 1863 cases Involving tho
right ~ AS many individuals 20 eili-
yonHhip In Indian tribes OF Indian Ter
ritory The cases Involved the con-
Htitutlonality Of the law creating tho
Dawes commission. which had passed
upon the application for citizenship of
the persons affected. without enter
ing upon an examination OF all the
that the receiver OF national bank
e be yalif and therefore affirmed the
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16

Washington. May is,-F. A. Wander.
lip. unriatait secretary =. tho treas
uryi Charles II. Allen. anaalstant Sec
rotary % the navy. Perry =. Heath,
assistant postmaster general. Drlg.
Gen. Goblin and Ellis H. i,obcrta.
treasurer Of the United States. who
have been appointed national com-
mittce 20 take charge Of the funds with
which TO purchase home for Adj
miral Dewey In Washington. had "a
meeting today. The committee viii
serve any Newspaper. organization or
individual wishing 10 make a contri.
button for the purpose Ia View
Treasurer Roberts II now prepared
TO receive contributions of amy amount.
a Handsomely designed receipt viii be
gotten out Immediately by the engrav-
crH at the bureau " engraving and
printing. and all contributors Will re-
cciyc such a receipt. A formal address
20 the public will be- issued soon. The
first subscription to the fund. $3.50 was
received today from Den. Felix ARnus
81 the baltimore American. and he viii
receive receipt No. I.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16
Silk Specials

For Monday and Tuesday only.
100 pieces CHECKED and STRIPED
KAi.ki WASH SILKS.
900 yards BLACK LYON DYE. 70.
In WIDE EXTRA FINE QUALITY
JAPANESE SILKS. worth tis5i sale
at
7dc
20 coiorn ~ .o-inoh EXTRA HEAVY
PLAIN ti.o0 QUALITY Tanota Slik.
also full line 81 e0-in ALL SILK
SATIN .DuciiEssE. worth ti.so and
ti.2s. sale at.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16

Washington. May i5.-Many nppllca-
lions have been made TO the war de-
cannon captured In the Philippines be-
turned over TO the States an trophies of
regiments making the capture. socre-
tAry Algcr cabled Den. Otis. asking
what there was In the way 81 such
pieces, and has received a reply stating
that under the terms OF the peace
treaty. all obsolete cannon are TO ba
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16
$500
Millinery.

our gathering ~ stylish Hats at pop.
niar prices n without an equal. The
selling Il 30 rapid that the stock II con-
Hinntly fresh. rvpienlHhcd from our
own wotkrooma every day. with hats
Of the very latest mode. most artisti-
caily trimmed BY Expert Miiiinerp.
They are unmatched In both style and
goodness at low prices.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16

Ito Goes fnto the Province Of Nus,a
teiJs, Ills Whereabouts Now Unknown.

New York. May IA dispatch TO
the Herald from San Miguel. via Ma
Mia, says;
II h said that Aguinaldo has fed into
the province ~ Nuova Ecija. ON April
2sth he rctrcatod by carriage from
lallnaE through San lsldro aud nothing
has been heard from him In two weeks.
The 1000 Spanish prisoners who are
reported TO be held By tho Insurgents
have been carried Into northern prov
inco ana ncattcrcd among small gar
rirona. They are beyond American
auccor this season unless Filipino
surrender takes place within three
weeks.
Five American prisoners were car
rlcd through this town last week. Their
names are unknown.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16

aud sueecssful specialists in the world
In his thirty years constant practice DR..
Pierce has tried and proven the marvellous
efficacy Of certain prescriptions Of his and
these arc on sale by all dealers In medicines,
Dr, pietce's Golden Medical Discovery Is a
cure for diseases of the throat, lungs, blood
and netyes, II works on the stomach,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16

and doeiois' visits ara
expensive. " Aud 80
you work along enduf.
ing your pain till the
pain puts you IN bed
and then the doctor
comes. Maybe he
helps you - maybe not.
hut his bfN follows just
the same,
Why not avoid both
severe sickness and bills
by writing 10 DR. r. v.
Pierce, buffalo. ". V.
Write fully stating all
your symptoms aud Df,
Pierce viii prescribe fof
you free Of charge, lie
u chief consulting ply.
sician TO the great and
world famed invalids'
Hotel and Sufota.i Ia.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16

rnvlne commanded by blum from
which the enemy fired continuously
upon them. Says hei
a MARROW ESCAPE,
HAD we been few minutes later In
crossing this raylne. u IL my opinion
that We would have been cut on and
killed 10 n man" lie comments the
conduct u the marine guards In tho
highest terms, particularly mentioning
HrrEtH. Michael McNaily and bruno
Forster, the latter holding the stand
Of the fence until surrounded and. az.
terward when the men reached the
sea, volunteering to lead the friendly
natives into the bush TO protect the
Hank. The Faiiantry Of Private Henry
L. iiulbcrt.w remaincd behind At the
fence 90 the last ana was with Lans-
dale and Monaghan when they wcrc
killed. IL especially mentioned.
SURGEON LUNGS REPORT.
The last report Of the series IL made
by Passed Assistant Surgeon Lung.
who was with the expedition ana de-
tails closely every movement. lie says
the grcatcat caution was used ~ pre-
vent a surprise while passing through
the ravino and along the cross ruad
where the nffulr occurred. Both sides
Of the road were lined with heavy
barbcd-wirc fence which could not be
broken down. The situation was
most unfayorablc one for the cxpcdi-
tion. ~ tho hostiica were posted on
the crest % the blum 90 we'll cntrcnchcd
that they could not be- seen and their
presence was only made known by their
ilrinR. The Americans and British at
the nrnt iirc advanced along the road
n little, then dropped IN the ditch at the
ruad side and returned several voilcyn.
The Colt Eun failed again. and this
fact. aa.A Surgeon Lung, probably
helped 10 bring on the disaster that
followed, The hoHtilca wcrc closing
around the eastern end of the line. but
they could not be charged. because "
the batbcd-wirc fence, va a retreat was
ordered, which encouraged the enemy
to Increase their IRE, tn. retreat was
orio'ly lrnt and was agreed to by
Lieut.. Cave and Lieut.. Perkins, but.
says Surgeon Lung, In q few minutes
everybody remaining on the hlFh
ground came through the second wire
In q confused retreat. fioundcrinE. stag
gvrinE aud falling In the deep mud
poffistontly and poured In a terrific
nrc,
THE VALLEY OF DEATH
In this hollow. Lnnadaie. Monaghan
and Ednail received their death wounds.
Monaghan losing his life In . heroic
effort 10 save his Nhlpmnte Lansdnlt.
Teaching the beach. Licut. Perkins
gathered his few marines with the lirit-
inh marines. while the surgeon assumed
command of the blucJAcketa who had
been led by Lanadaic and Monaghan
and afro rallied some ten or fifteen ma
rinen aud sailors WIN wer' without an
officer.
surfcon Lung expressed the conyic.
tion that the vntirc command would
have been killed had they not rctrcated
when they did. Considering the odds
they had TO contend against. the enemy
being about 800 strong, the me" bc-
bchsndcd the officers KILLED ana In the
case ~ enlisted men cut on the right
ears ~ the British aud both ears Of
the Americana.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16
:@M44sksB&<&
MARVELLOUS BAR
GAIN SELLING IN EVERY
DEPARTMENT.
Spring Dress Goods.

a line Of FANCY DRESS GOODS.
including binck and coiorcd English
'' .,2H
si.ln worstcd Plaid. worth. zoe; sale
iOc
4 line Of ALL.wooL DRESS
GOODS In mixtures and checks. worth
&c. sale
FRENCH ALf.-wooL sERGEs In
staple coiofa. also a line o. ti-in Fancy
sultinra. on sale
FRENCH cHALLIEs In medium
dark colofinga. 5oc and COO grade
4 lot Of Csc AND ;sc FANCY DRESS
GOODS. grouped together at.
aa-in GERMAN ALt..wooL COAT
iNG aenGEs. full line OF coiofs. lnclud-
ing black. sale at
Eo.in SCOTCH cuEcKs-tt.in M
PORTED auiTiNGs H.oo qualities. on
sale at.
ts.ln COVERT sufTiSGs. also
DRESS GOODS. worth up to $50 n
yard. sale
H.ln BLACK ALL-wooL GERMAN
FANciEs, ii.oo vaiuci sale nj
4dc
ie.ln BLACK HENRIETTAs. silk
flniah. worth 500. sale at
as.ln BLACK ALL-wooL STORM
sEROl:s. sale nj
$50
$500 BLACK SILK cREPoNs. goinE
." ' si.e5
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16

You need doctor many times When you
don't call one, You say TO yourself "Oh,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16
LIEuT. pEnKINsl STORY.

First Lieut.. Perkins. United states
marine corps, In describing the firht
says the enemy approached within fifty
yards, left and rear when the retreat
wsiA ordered. firing boldly. The marines
~ere compelled to pass into deep
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-05-16
Misses and Girls up.to.dato
Ready-to-wear Dresses

Mlsecs flnc white India Llnon dress.
with round tucked yoke. elegantly
trimmed In open worked cmbr and
wash braid. sizes TO II years. size Q
at
SLIGO
Toe rise each size.
Misses White Pipuc. g.piccc suits.
Handsomely trimmed IN embroidery.
With large sailor collar This bsauti-
ful strictly up-to-date suit. In all Sizes
this week ut
s2.95
Beautiful colorcd dress for summer
wear IN all the newest materials. Sizes
4 10 II years, specially attractive
styles at CSC, 500. ti.s5. $50. tLs5.
too
chlid'e dresses. sizes TO Z years. In
all the best aud most suitable mater
iala. the Kind 60 10 through the wash
tub without Injury at &c. soc. CSC. 500.
ti.25.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-09
The D. I....e rncld..s.

letter from Senor Dupuy de LONE,
dated December rs, 1897. and addressed
10 Senior Canalejas, has been stolen in
Havana by some one in The Cuban inter
eAl. and hent TO the cubnn junta in New
York, (which gave Il 10 the press on
Fdbrnary9, 1898. This letter contained
a coarse and vulgar attack upon Presi-
dent Mckinley. which led TO the imme-
diate yesiehation and recall OF the
wfiteE who had served Spain well and
ui'scrapuIopsIy. But far more i'm
portrait N N wider bearings than this
disclosure OF the character OF Dupuy
de Loibc VIA the fRrtJ hat the letter re-
vthlet the utter hollownesr OF all the
Sianiih professions, arid. showed that
the negotiations in regard to autonomy
nnd commercial relations were only in
tended to amuse and deceiveth the u Ut'ised
Statc% The effect Of this revelation
was just beginning to make itself felt
when the sAmerican11 people were
-tunnsd by an event which drovsevery.
thing else from, their. minds.---Hon.
Hfnry Cabot Lodge. IN Harpsr's AAg-
4Uu0s ~ ! :. 8. : = 4...-i-
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-09
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Pawson-.A woman seldom has
good head for figures" Sharpe-"No.
she never seems TO know her own ags.y
Fun. :.
Lacked interest ~ Buswick "Old:
Stubbins had very slim funeral. , Van
Brunt-"Yes; the will waa read thedAy
before."-Philadeiphia NoxtA Ames1-
can. 7z,E 81
There are times In a name life when
the whole sky seems rose colored and
this old, duh world paradise. One OF
these is when he has discovered shil-
ling in the lining Of his last winters
waistcoat.-The Rival.
I've card people ssy ~ ther young
squire as q takin' face, but I'm blowed
II can see IT," "LprdJl You shud
ave been at. the larst club feed and ssed
is happetite--you'd a-knowni thea thai
it was truel"-Judy.
"You wish to see me, Mr.. Spoouer?''
Eyes, sir. I have a question 10 as3<-A
question upon the answer to'Nhich, 70
great extent. the future happines Of
my life depends. viii you1s-will you BE-
my father-in-law?"--P -Pick-1fe-up.
Lady interviewing houssmAid)-
'.Why did you leave your last place r.
Housemaid-'Becau the master
kissed me, mum" Lady-t.And& 4 yon
didn't like 1t, eh?r Honsemasd-'Oh.I l
didn't mind 1t, mum. but the mistres4
didn't like it."-Larks.
Out OF. MabelSIll never in
vite Fan Billiwink to a box party 1.-The
theater again as long as livei Neveri"
Mnud-"Doesn't she know how to be,
have?" Mabel-"No. She keeps sayt
ing: Hush! Iwant to hear the play /"
Chicago Tribune.
Making Allowances.-'.Don't you ad-
mire wagner?" asked the young yomsn
who is fond OF music. "Yes," answered
the young man with wide earn, ''he was
all right for his day. but. we can't form
a fair esahate II whh be Knight hhte
done II he had had the chance. Rag
time wasn't invented when he wrote
Washington Star.