The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-12-21


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If HoGG becomes Bryan's running mate, there
will be no occasion to make beef.
IF THE Beers should happen to get licked, the
British are liable to find it dirty job
SINCE McKinleys message has been published
Mark Hanna has added another wrinkle to the back
of his neck.
WHENEVER the British announce the death of
Gen. Joubert, it is almost safe to bet doughnuts to
grasshoppers that they have been defeated
A BUTCHER has been arrested in Chicago for
selling ancient fish. We shouldn't wonder but what
BILLY MASON says that this country ought to
recognize the Beers. AS long as they able to
recognize the English there is cause for alarm.
AT convention of prohibitionists in Chicago
last week, it is reported that things dry that
the stoveppes the stoves cracked in several
places.
DREYFTS of he her
day from some unknown parties. This might be
intended as hint from the general staff to white
wash the affair
A FREN GILMAN in New York found a frog leg in
egg On French they are now going for eggs
faster than Aguinaldo has been getting over the
ground in the Philippines
PRESIDENT KRUGER has just purchased a phono-
graph If that machine should happen to play any
British airs, Dom Paul is liable to forget about the
Oh his elephantine feet
LONDON papers say that Billy Mason's recent
speech only effort to kill valuable time. This
is liable to Billy to act like bees after the hive
has been punctured by brick
New YORK tailor is his way to visit the
Sultan of Sulu There can be no doubt but what
CudI IdllOr mas bonanza before MIN. as the held
and fig leaves are becoming scarce
AGUINALDO has again taken to re-reading the
life of Napoleon. This time we hope he doesn't
overlook the fact that Napoleon depended upon the
heavy artillery, instead Of divine Providence
Mrs. LANGTRY DE Battle is having considerable
trouble in getting her book, "Reminiscences prop
ery advertised Ii reports true, it will be rather
loud: so we think it will be able to "tak for ITSELF
CLEVELAND OHIO, is the latest city to add blood
hounds to her police equipment 1t would have
been much better to have added "brains,' or else
appointed a doctor to apply the goat lymph cure
to of the present force.
DUNCAN NJ HOOD son of the famous General
Hood of the confederate army, has joined the Beers
He is only one of thousands Of able fighters who
have enlisted in the Transvaal war for the sole
purpose of either checking England in her diabolical
scheme of territorial conquest, else knock that
chip off young Johnny Bulls shoulder.
The arsenals not the only factories that are