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Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13
The Officers Who Will Be
the Next TO Retire.
SCHLEY AND SAMPSON
Controversy, 1t is Believed, Will Not
Be Brought Up in C0ngreSS--The
President is Not Anxious for Any
More SQuabblirg.

New York, Oct. ia special to the
Herald from Washington says: The
next navy officer to retire, according to a
list prepared by Rear Admiral CROWN
shield, is Captain p. A. Rearick, form
erly of the engineer corps, who will so
on the retired list on Nov. u. 1900. Cap
tain John Lowe will follow him on Dec.
II. 1900. No officer holding the grade of
rear admiral will retire before 1900. The
first who will reach the retiring age, is
Rear Admiral F. V. McNair. superin-
tendent of the naval academy, who will
be retired on Jan. IL, 1901. Rear Admiral
Kautz, commander-in-chief OF the Pacl-
fc squadron, will retire 16 days later
Captain N. NJ. Dyer, who commanded
the Baltimore in the battle OF Manila
Day., will retire on Feb. IA. 1901, ana the
next retirement will be that of Rear al
nllral Schley, on Oct. 8 of the same year
Rear Admiral Sampson will remain Q"
active duty until Feb. 8, 1907.
Fortunately for Rear Admiral Samn
son. Rear Admiral Howison's retiremeo'
Two days g created a vacancy for nm
in the grade of senior rear admlfals
Otherwise he would have had to remain
as the senior of the junior e admirals
until 1901. Should the president re-
| submit to congress and the latter an
prove the nominations of Rear AdmiralS
Sampson and Schley for advancement
eight and six numbers respectively. tbs
effect would be to make Sampson the
senior rear admiral of the navy and
Schley No. 2 on the list. thus overstep-
ping Rear Admirals Nc Nair and howell
! which was not contemplated in the origi-
, nal scheme of promotion. The change
is due to the fact that two officers senior
to Sampson and Schley have retired
since the nominations We're made at the
last session. 1t is extremely doubt
if the president will be willing to AGAR
1cduce Rear Admiral McNair, who was
pushed down as a result of the promotion
of Admiral Dewey or to place Rear Ad'
miral Howell further Town on the list
when that officer performed creditablf
service during the war with Spain. Ma
Val officers consequently believe the ,>res
ide nj will avoid a renewal of the strife
over the nominations.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13
Will Trap Aguinaldo.

New York. Oct. 13.-A special to the
Herald from Washington says: While
General SchWan is engaged in scattering
the enemy in Cavite province, Generals
Lawton and Macarthur are making
preparations for an important move to
the ~northward of Manila. Generals Mac
Arthur n Lawton will proceed to the
north in the hope of trapping Aguinaldo
and his forces between the three columns.
General SchWan's movement to the
southwark of Manila is merely in the
nature of a demonstration and for the
purpose of scattering the insurgents who
have intrenched themselves in Cavite
province, the nome of Aguinaldo and the
nest of the rebellion.
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EVOLUTION w

Chicago News: Anything new since I
was here?' inquired the political tourist.
Wal. yes, stranger" drawled Amber
Pete: the boys that used to carry
horse pistols are now carrying horseless
pistols"
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n WOMEN CAN'T.

feminine?
Gerald should think not.
Ida-But why not, Gerald?
Gerald-Because it can whistle.-Chiea-
80 News.
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The Sacrifice Goes On

Splendid Bread Flour-sack ..........9oc
Finest Bread Flour-no matter where
or how made the very best-sack ...Sl.lo
! can LaEle MILK ........ ...... ....'''AoG
/ box Spanish Saphron ....... .........ioc
/ tin Spanish Saphron (worth $40
pOullu) ...... ......... 80
Fresh case Eggs, dozen ..............Zo
Finest Maple Sap, gallon ......... .'.sl-o
Finest Maple Sap. II gallon .......... Doc
I gallon Honey Drip ............ ......4oo
Pure Maple Sugar. pound ........... loc
gallon SOC Vinegar ....... .....' ~
s pounds Starch ......... ......' -'
Potatoes per hundred ........... .'.'''o'o
/ pound Imported Citron Peel .........loc
IS pounds Razzo Rice ......... ....'.siVo
40 bars Soap .............
bottle Lemon or Vanilla. Extract ..'loc
Our Pepper is all right, pound .....'.loc
can Baking Powder .............. .''ioc
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

AN EXPERIENCED NINE SUPERIN-
tendent understands mining thoroughly
~assaying and surveying and is in charge
of a large silver lead mine for the last
two years wishes to change position
closer to schools on account of children.
Address,, Mining care Inter Mountain.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

AS STENOG-
grapher and typewriter, by young lady.
Machine furnished if desired: moderate
salary. Address p. O.. Boz S22.
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~ESTRICTED

Nc person in Norway may spend more
than six cents at one visit to a drinking
place.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

WANTED-TO TAKE CARE OF CHILL
dren by day, week or month; best OF
references. Call Z Crescent street.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

WANTED-150 RAILROAD MEN, $40 0
Transportation free. Butte Employ.
ment Office, 121 North Main.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

FOR sALE-DINING ROOM FUR
nished complete, IL blocks of Main
street. 20 steady boarders. rent $50.
Price $4,000 if sold by the 18th. VIII
take tickets for part payment. Room
80. Silver Bow block. S. NJ. Wade.
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HAS YOUR ADVERTISEMENT OF

AooMS OR HOUSES FOR RENT, BOARD FOR BOARDRES, HOUSES AM
LOTS FOR SALE, and many other wants Of you daily life been mentioned il
this want column? 10 IS or IS cents will do it We guarantee you an answer.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

BUSINESS
A CHANCE no GO SOUTH-A FINE
farm in the sunny south, in the state
of Florida, to exchange for Butte prop
erty, or a farm and stock ranch. Can
at room 80, Silver Bow block. $. M.
Wade.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

NEAR THE MINES WE HAVE A MOD
ern 15-room boarding house, completely
furnished, and a two-room dwelling
on a lot, go feet front, which we can sell
for $500. Property viii rent for $S5
per month. Can sell you a six-room
FRAME, on large lot. for 81. 800. Rents
for $50. Reynolds & Mcdowell, 46 East
Broadway, Butte.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

FOR RENT.-s20.0O 1 LARGE ROOM
suitable for carriage or carpenter shop.
over Christie & Hurzler. 121 S. Main,
Thompson Inv. Co.. 4S F.. Broadway.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

FOR SALE-A HORSE AND WAGON.
1924 West Park. Would lease to proper
parties.
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WAN ADV<<.
3 Gents Far Word fer First 1ssu,
l Oent Per Word After First lseua
&l.O0 Per limo Pa Mouth.

EMPLOYMENT,
SITUATION WANTED BY A YOUNG
man, a competent bookkeeper and bill
clerk. J. c., Inter Mountain.
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room. with bath, light and all modem
conveniences; two gentlemen preferred.
Also a gentleman wishes roommate at
3 North Jackson,
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

FOR RENT-THREE ROOMS. AT 50
per month, 615 South Dakota. Also two
wagons, horse and harness., for $50.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

FOR S~ALE-FOUR ROOM BRICK ON
west side for 81, 900. Case & Holmes, 2G
East Broadway.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

FOR SALE - SIX ROOM FRAME
house on west side for 81, 200. Case &
Holmes, &c East Broadway.
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FOR SALE-IIIGHTEEN ROOM LODG-
ing house for 81, 900. $500 cash, balance
on time. Case & Holmes, 26 East
Broadway.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

FOR RENT-ROAD HOUSE. FUR
nished. Johnson & Pinkston, Owsley
block.
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FOR SALE-CIGAR AND CONFEC-
tionary store for $50: close in. Case &
Holmes, 26 East Broadway.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

500 EACH Or FULL SIZED LOTS IN
the city limits. See these of you want
good location for cheap homes. Nc
MILAN & Floyd, Al E. Broadway. If.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

FOR SALE-FURNJTURE OF FOUR
rooms, good as new. House for rent,
good location. Sell for $3.50. Enquire
504 West Park street.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

FOR RENT-SALCON WITH FIXTUR-
es. all ready for business. A good
chance for the right party. Chas. /.
Smith. 90 West Granite street.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

FOR SALE-FURNITURE OF A 36
room house, desirable location, 81, 600. 90
$3.50 buys furniture Of 8 rooms. Rent
only $4,000. Jackson & Co., II West
Granite.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

FOR SALE-GOOD SECOND HAND
Sewing Machine cheap, up stairs 72O
South Utah avenue.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

WANT TO BUY A THREE OR FOUR
room house. State price and location.
+. Angus, City.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-10-13

FOR RENT-MODERN SIN-ROOM
brick, West Side. newly and hand
somely papered. Thompson Investment
Co., As East Broadway.
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Egg on Top.

From The Arizona Graphic.
Nj Leslie LarimeT has lost his taste for eggs
Mr. Larimer is the spruce-looking young man
who gives money for paper at the Phoenix Ma
tional Bank. One evening In August Mr. Larimer
drove out to Mr. Pickrell's ostrich roost and while
prowling around tho coop he "shooed" a hen of
her nest and stole one Of the eggs He took tho
egg home and put II on tap in the cellar, beside
the beer key.
The next morning there was egg omelette
breakfast in tho Lahmer house AT lunch there
was egg, straight up, had for dinner there was
egg Shipwreckod The next day there was egg
sauta, SOU ia and fra-pa on the bill OF fare That
evening Mira Larimer gave Mrs Smith some
egg. Mrs Smith made two pound cakes and
three pans Of cookies the next day, and had
enough left for Mr. Smith 70 swallow as prelude
10 jigger OF sherry.
After fried egg for breakfast on tho fourth day.
Mr.. Larimer sounded tho shell with bung starter
and found it empty. Mrs Larmer had kept
books on tho egg and found IL equal 70 thirty
three hens eggs The shell now swings in the
dining room window ola" and Mr. Lari-
mer says IL holds about much as an eRhth"=
whatever that ~ $50 -' 4.
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Po1xs WORTH R1ADINe.


From Ne Pail Maii Gass,ts.
Oh, It's shift along. you builochs, down ths ranges
For wool is up and rising still away IN LONDON
And those busting city buyers. 'hsy would sen
For osces like carry In jolting bullock drAy.
Oh. is orsah creskI oreaki that IL whs. the aziss
To the tesmstsr trsmping westward down the dusty
But you musn heed their orsstine, for with such
you should make Border record for the b.chblosh
road.
With the vom6at range before MS and smother
Those twenty bales of Boeen wool are bound 10
&c. rs move along you leaders, thu. lazy shuitsr
Will raise tho very devil in this patient bullock
And its crest' cr'skl oroAt but the pace is awful
For we should have passed the malice nst half an
And the overseer would curse us If he knew his pre-
Wa, q miis. At leaat bshindhsnd down the back.
with hi, bustooks out to stsrbosrd and his muzhs to
Your on side polsr's skuikins and you're swearing
And your moral; drop to zero. while curse that
And watch the wagon sinking nearly sIle-deep in
sand.
NTH its ereati orestl creaki yes. wish they'd
For you've run into the doidrums on dry and dusty
plain.
Audit strikes you rather sudden. standing staring a
your load.
That it's mostly dust and blowhes down the back
block road
But your throat dry with cursins and your lips be-
gin to crack
And you know that Murphy's sh.nty lies league
along the track;
30 you trail your whip behind you while you take
the poler's side.
Where you print the bush commandments on that
stubborn bullock hide.
Oh, it's oreakl crsaki creakl you arc under way
again.
There's nothing like bullock team for raising dust
&c. tia gee OF Dan and Traveller and shift along the
road
We shall never reach the township with our back
block load.
when the wool is landed safely and you're on the
You feel kind Of sorry for that on.ide bulloet's
back
For rs something worse than hados on a blazing
summers day,
For poor half st cd polers in jolns bullock dray
With lite creak! creAkl crest! but the wind has made
change.
You can hear the banjo twanging down along the
phantom range,
You can the station children racing out to meet
the dray
When they sight tho bullooks swayins down the
backbock way.
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A Tribute to Dry Goldfish.

From n, LeCirtoa Epenin0 Journal
She wrote to her daddy In Portland. Maine. from
And she wrote. alas, despondenty that life had
commenced TO pail,
And this was a woeiul, Woeful case FOR she was
fix months bride
Who was won and we'd In the State of Maine by the
side OF the bounding tide.
And Rh alAck, she writing back that she lonRed
for Portland, Maine.
Till oh, her feelings had been that wrOnohed she
could hardly stand the strain.
Though her hubby dear was still sincere. she sighed
the livelOng day
For good old snih OF the sewers and salt from the
breast or CascO Bay.
And she wrote she sighed and she said she cried and
her appetite fell on.
And She grOwn az Trims q Delaying pin with
terrible. hacking cough;
And she sort Of limited that pretty soon she start
on reckless scoot
And hook for home in Portland, Me-, by the very
shortest route,
But her daddy dear or sense and he ham
dis hsh Wholesale
And he sat and he famed himself while with big
broad Goldfish tail;
And he recolected the way he felt when he dWelt in
the Worlds Fair whirl,
He slapped his head. by hAke." he said, 81 know
what Ails that girl"
And he went to tOncord pile of cod and he pulled
the biggest out.
"A jib shaped critter. broAd's . SAil,-threO feet
from tail TO snout.
And he pasted sheet of postage stamps from SAout
clear down TO tail.
Put on Aquick delivery stamp and sent the cod by
mail
She smelisd it a-cominR tive blocks on on the top of
the postmAn'1 pack;
She rushed 10 meet him and scared him blind by
climbing the poor mans back.
But she got the hsh. bit out hunk, ate postage
And happy. wife in happy homo lives out in Den
HoLALAs y. DAT
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ing out Of more women as medical mission
aries There are only siL practising women
kimbSIi said. Il need not dwell upon The ADAPT.
ability Of women TO this work. or upon the con-
ditions OF life in our mission FIELDS which render
experience know that a woman physician
can. without EN- barrassment, care for q large
work OF her own among the women which the
male practitioner can only Garry on under the
greatest embarrassmsnts."
Continual ''straws" show the growth Of vo-
man suffrage sentiment at the South. The
nIsr woman suffrage Department. The Sammy
msnt Of women to AL AZ school oftsea. from
Last. but not least. the Atlanta Equal Suffrage
Association has been granted space in the Ed
to open Oct. 10.
Kate Hollaasy oleehorn. Secretary Of the As.
R " Ss Dass ID IN n .pg
show: Chat over 81 PER cent Ss!. D msr
ried.
A black moire silk belt decorated with blue
%tS aS.e !: one M sPa Ss FrsnsS sn no1. sSnsh
One Of the special novelties in dress trim
both edges. and not more than half an ineh
wide. This is put on In various designs as II It
Knots %S. E sss fnoss IODINE
1t In place.
papers and and Of the Ffenoh people e have Been
bitterly ds92o 20 nns DTSssfps Is pleasant
RSsd to The Of esna fssss
women, has all along earnestly and courage
ou'ly defended A'% anrc. STONE Bn.cnwr1n
DoRCHEsTER Mass
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NEW DUTIES OF LANDLORDS.


In the eighteenth election district OF tho Sixth
Assembly. Of which Timothy ID. Sullivan Is tho
Tammany. and Port arden James r. March, tho
ponuh,in.n I..d., .nd :, lii o. h,,,,,d b., 81.
an 'eou.'' anu nh'." - ooui'u'u ny ris'
and Second streets and First and Second avenues
the total number OF voters registered last October
90, ,oc RI. ,o,o .o,,,.II, 90, 90, "a a.
was 40 nc 'o'c ae'uoii' cast " as col anu .hS
falling of 1916 votes, was greater than many other
election districts and has been pointed out a. an
.yid.,c. ~ Tho solut.,. ro.,l,s ~ ,,,I.no. "a
o,lus .ii y, no 0r I'su'U Vi 'Ensnoo anu
asslduity in following up repedters and in pro-
yidinR against cases of colonization IL In A fact
rslI Lnrxn n those ACQUAINTED with roIitic.i
"e'i kh'"n '" N'oSo o'quoii'"' WIN po''"'a'
conditions in New York that serious problem 10
found in the opportunities for fraudulent rexistra-
ton AT socalled lodging .bou,e, the number Of
which has been increased by the establishment OF
the Ranes law hotels
No,r WI b.s vor, r,,,h I.ro.., eo,,i,,, ,,o,,,,
ne" DIX mas very nnu'h larger noa''ns popu
lnton than any other city Of the country. and
much OF this floating population is made up Of
.,,ona IT,. tn, - ,,, - ,,.a,;o,.tI y
PRISONS Whose ilk Nv !" N",e 10 quoe"on"o'' NC"
YORK mas large maritime population a large
number Of men employed on railroads and steam
ho,ts and NAM nthe, cI,1sns rhos. worL - in.
oooS anu nnany o'ne, ''NH'ns ~H"se W"iN M N,
ternht'ent' varying not only IN hours but also in
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-10-01
THIS YEARS METEoRlc SHOWER
Preparation of tho Harvard Observatory
to Secure tho Rccords.

Preparation OF the Harvard Observatory
to Secure tho Records.
Preparations arc being made extensive
scale at the Harvard Observatory, Cambridge,
Mass for observations during the meteoric shower
OF November This will be the second and most
important year Of the period during which the
earth passes three times through or near the
Leond shower, and II the conditions are favor
able II In expected that the observations will
give results Of great value 10 astronomical science
Last year. when the earth passed through the
front end Of the comet many obseryatories were
handicapped by cloudy weather on tho best
night some Of them only obtaining records Of
about 400 meteors Al Harvard. however. the
results satisfactory, over 500 being obtained
This year the earth will strike the centre Of the
comet, and on the principal night which will
probably DO that OF Nov. is, the moteoric shower
viii present scene Of rare beauty to those who
have the hardihood 70 sit up until after midnight
10 watch for It, Before midnight there will not
be much TO reward the watcher Next year there
will probably be something OF display, the earth
touching the end Of the comet, butt will be Of less
value than those Of last and present years
The Harvard Observatory authorities are send
ing out circulars with blank forms on which to
record the time. brilliancy, color, &c, Of the
meteors observed TO astronomers and others
inNreeteu Ill over inns country, anu nieo W iohs
points In Europe In addition large special
force OF assistants will be employed az the OBJ
servatory in Cambridge which has excellent
ABILITIES for making observations
Another matter engaging the attention OF tho
Harvard Observatory Is the protector having con
structed large new telescope for the purpose OF
making observations in Jamaica OF kind for
which that island is especially fitted. Prof
William H. Pickering OF The observatory mas re-
Gently spent some time IN Jamaica returning
about two weeks ago, and while there he made a
number OF observations with b!nch telescope 10
test the climatic and atmospheric conditions with
reference to astronomical work Most OF these
observations were made at the western END OF the
island, at an altitude OF about Zooo ioet and tho
results were highly satisfactory, the Atmosphere
being very clear and In every way well suited
There has as yet been no Astronomical WORK done
there, excepting little reia,ine 70 CLOUDS "mch
was done for tho Harvard ObserVa'ory' Inc
peculiar advantage whieh Jamaica possesses s
'ha' 'wh,le az Aroqnpa' feru' "hefe Harvard mas
branch observatory the winter months are cloudy,
at Jamaica they are clear ABOUT year ana
half hence the planet Mars comes 10 opposltion,
and owing TO tho cloudy season " oanno' De Cd
served to advantage either al hrequlpa OF AZ tho
Lowell observatory In Flaestaii, ool' WINCH
although not ohlciaiiy connected WIN tho ooeerVa'
tory at Harvard does some WORK N oonnecnon
win H. BON OF THESE polnts arc wen aoap'oo an
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-10-01

From Temple Bar.
Twas in green.lcafy springtme
when the birds ou ov'rv tree
Were b. eakin' all their little hearts
III anerry melody;
An the young buds hung like tassels.
An the flowers grew every where
Twas in Green.leafy sprinEtime
first saw Rose hdair.
met her sowin' mushrooms
With her white feet in tho grass.
Twas eve-but mornin' in the smile
o. my sweet cDiirtp dh1s,
An kissed her oh, 40 secretly,
That not = one should know
But the rogui4h stars they winked above,
An the daisies smiled below.
The father in confession. Rose,
Won't count that love a sin,
That with Kiss taps at the heart
An lets an angel in;
Twas so love entered into mine.
An made his dwelln' there
II that's . sin. the Lord forgive
Your beauty. Rose Adair.
The leaves will fall in the autumn.
An the flowers all come to grief
But the green love IN my heart OF hearts
VIII never shed q loaf
For the sunshine of your bonnie eyes
Will keep It green an fair,
An your breath will he its breeze o. spring,
lovely Rose Adair!
MAURICE oNIEI-
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Two Ltnksue on.
From IKE.

purFER.
A scarlet doublet Is his seemly Ruise,
Nor doth he ever cease from crying Pore r
card and pencil hath he for his score:
He lacketh not for clubs in any wise.
His rAddy staggereth beneath a store
Fitted for every stroke, and bold emprfZe
OF bunker dire or grievous cuppy les.
Or bents or whins. or any hazard sore.
And now upon the tee with visage sad.
His driver breaketh he. or fans the air;
Whereas most like pirate doth he sweAr,
And lea eth up and down. an he were mad
Anon. with frequent stroke. he gains the green,
And putteth to and fro. with frantic misn,
And many naughty OATH and word Of portent bad.
CADpY.
with air Indifferent and demeanor high,
Or rude derision and unfeeling m nth.
He views the Duffer plough the patient earth.
Or whirl tho futile cluD against the sky:
Or haply, kndlier hammered. with no dearth
OF empty counsel doth the Duffer ply.
And p attlcs of the clubs and of the lie
In words unmeaning. and OF little worth.
Duher be thine to him a generous hand;
He seeth things to others all unseen;
Finds the lost ball well up among tho green,
With artful kick rcde ms thee from the sand
Or. should the score the pious fraud demand.
Counts i've instead of seven with countenanos
serene. GEORGE NORMAN
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Trouble in Teaching Monkeys.
From the Wdsh,notor Post.

from The WdikInot0n POIf.
An experienced animal trainer says: As a Tulo
monkeys are readily trained, but occasionally
Ounce and won't learn anything. is positively
stupi6nnd refuses persistently 10 become educated
The trouble in teaching monkeys Is largely that
they are mischievoua They try TO ovordo things
and do things which are not wanted Of them so
that, in order TO make them perform as desired.
an idea quickly The only two species of animals
which can be taught by preccpt and example arc
the chimpanZee and the Orang outang They
are imitators, and to instruct them in doing a
thing II Is only necessary for the trainer 10 do il
first himself and then either one Of these will imi-
tate him