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Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR,
(From the New York Press.)

fFrom the New YORK PreSs.J
Man loves whas he IS not sure he has
got; woman loves what she is sure she
has not got.
The only thing that keeps woman
from winning every argument she gets
into is her unwillingness to cry and
have red eyes.
The woman who prays for her hus-
band may not have any better LUCK
than the one who scolds hers, but she
is lot more comfortable 30 live with
Every woman believes her husband
is a mathematical genius until their
12-year-old boy tackles him and wipes
up the carpet with him.
When a man is in love with woman
he is always wanting to give her some
thing: the only thing woman wants
to give the man she loves is herself.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26
THE PARIS EXPOSITION.

Commissioner General Peck has
very perplexing problem on his hands
in the allotment of space at the Paris
exposition to American applicants
With applications for space aggregat-
| ing many times the total area allGtted
to the United States. it is manifsstly
| impossible 20 give every applicant the
amount of space requested. 1t re-
quires some very careful calculations
! and some very persuasive diplomacy
to adjust the supply to the demand. A
manufacturer who asks for 5000
square feet of space and is told that he
can get at the most not exceeding 500
square feet is inclined to feel that he
has grievance against the exposition
itself. the commissioner general for
the United States and every man con-
cerned in the administration of the
affair. A manufacturer who applies
for space fifteen feet square and is
offered three by five takes about the
same view of the situation on a small
er scale
The representatives of the United
States are probably doing the best they
know how to satisfy everybody con-
cernd. and it IS hardly fair for the dis
sG's-Shed ones to seek to hold the COM
missioner general and his aides wholly
responsible for their failure to gst
what they want. It should be borne in
mind, first, that the United States is
not in position to dictate. as 1T is
simply an invited guest at the exposi-
ton. and whatever privileges are ex-
tended to our manUG3 cturers are given
merely as a matter Of courtesy be-
tween nations. It should also be clear
that applications for ten square feet of
space cannot be satisfied By an avail
able area of one square foot
Undoubtedly American exhibitors
will be severely cramped and hamp-
cred in making what they consider ade-
quate exhibits, and there is need for
the exercise of a large amount of pa
:ience and fOrbearance on the part of
those who are not getting what they
expected. philadelphia American
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26

1t appears that it was not the nudity
of the figures in the Chicago so-called
'FNymphs' Fountain" that caused its
destruction by sledge hammers and
crowbars in the hands of an outraged
community. Chicago could have
borne with that, but it could not sub
NIT ITO the wretched modelling of the
figures in the structure. The Windy
city. Is becoming quite an art center.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26

The police had it all their own way
in the Brooklyn car strike till the
weak and tender women sympathizers
with the strikers took a hand in the
fighting, and beat the officers with
parasols, scratched rtheir faces and
spat at them. Then it was a struggle
between chivalry and retaliating on
the gentler sex, in which the former
prevailed, and woman. in our hours of
ease, uncertain, coy and hard to
please, carried off the honors. The
Brooklyn she-rioter is peach.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26

Wiley E. Jones, district attorney
of Graham county. is authority for
the statement thar the Spenazuma
Mining company is a fake. Graham
county papers made statements to this
effect some time ago.-Courier.
But The Republican made the state
ment first of all. Mr. Jones, the dem
Ocratic district attorney of Graham
county, simply endorses that state
ment. It's pre,ty strong endorse
ment, too.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26
Has Rudyard Kipling employed

has huuyaru hlpIlng employed an
impassioned press agent to keep his
name prominently before the public?
If 50, he has not been fortunate in his
selection. A well seasoned one would
have never been content TO let that
dog bite on the eminent writer's
thumb come across the submarine
cable with nothing more exciting than
the comment that Mr.. Kipli1g IS car
ry.ng his arm in a-sling. when he could
have worked the fears of hydrophobia
racket
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26

There should be absolute unity o.
purpose in a community if that COM
munity is 10 prosper. All the success
ful towns in the country owe aheir
success to the fact that the people
have pulled together. Look at Den7e
Mt Kansas City. at Los Angeles, at
Wicllita, at Birmir CHAM! Tie list
of such wide wake towns s long
one. PHOENIX nigh, profit by study of
the Influences hat have made these
towns great and prosperous. The first
lesson will have been learned when
knocking and backtiting ara
"n1de unpopular,
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26

The matter is probably not of vital
Importance to the world at large, but
young Mr.. Pullman wishes it to be
known that it IS he, and not his wife,
who is about to bring a suit for di-
vorce. The young people were made
happy not quite a year ago, and it
seems full early that the coupling pin
should be removed from the Pullman
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26

Now that the kaiser is absent from
Berlin, succession of fierce and ter
rible thunder storms, with enormous
hailstones, has been affecting the city
A clear case of lese majestic, and IN
der aggravated conditions.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26

1t is urged that the outcry against
the Hon William Jennings Bryan for
demanding 5000 for a speech TO be
delivered before an association IS IN
just, on the ground that his lungs are
worthy of their hire. This seems
reasonable.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26
IF HE ONLY COULD.

Mamma-Freddie, Freddie, how
often have I told you not to mock the
peculianties of others? If you do,
you'll grow just like them.
Freddie latter "a long pause)-Ma, II
Knocked the elephant very hard, do
you suppose I'd ever grow SOS L could
pick apples over a wall with my nose?
Stray Stories
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26
ILLUSTRATION FOR BRYAN.

AS a sample Of cheap money pros
perity Colonel Bryan mighS refer to
Guatemala if he wanted to. But he
doesn't seem 10 banker much. They
collect debts with protected cruisers
down there just now.-BuffslO News.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26
QUITE AN ADVANTAGE.

The queen of Italy owns a lace hand
l1erchief that is worth $4,000. One
nice thing about such handkerchief
is that the owner is not likely TO keep
forever asking her husband to carry
it in his pocket-Chicago Times-Her-
aid
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26
WHY FUNSTON FAILED.

Funston of Kansas could swim riv-
ers, but he could not climb trees
Funston failed 70 capture Agu!naldo
and is coming home, and Whseier is
going over to try the job. Aguinaldo's
reign IS nearing its end.-Augus, "a
(Ga) Tribune.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26

Some people were evidently born
tired and some for the purpose of max
ing 3thsrs tired.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26

Publication office: 36-3S East Adams
street. Telephone No II.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26

LOS ANGELES, CAL. H NJ KELLOGG, Prop.
Am sricau and European Plan. The best .ap-
POINTED hotel in the city. Elegantly Furnished
Gas and Electric Lights. Electric Cars pass the
new.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26

Entered at the postoffice at Phoenix,
Arizona, as mail matter Of the second
class.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26

425 West Second ST., Los Angeles Cal Every
thing entirely new; building and furniture.
Light and airy. MRS. JULIA BLACK, Prop.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26
The Arizona Republican.

CHARLES c. RANDOLPH,
Editor and Proprietor
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-07-26
HOTEL BROADWAY.

Rooms Hot Water radiators in every room
door Suites with bath. Elevator. Egeryth1
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
THIEVES AND BURGLARS.

A Philadelphia pickpocket stole a watch from a detective.
 The detected pickpocket has tackled more than he could do.-Philadelphia Bulletin.
 A Detroit burglar stole the furniture out of a house while the family was out of town, loading it in express wagons, and bodily driving away.
 'Those train robbers made big haul on that western road.' Rob the ex- press carp No. They boarded tho Pullman and held up the porter."- Ohio State Journal.
 New York has ''lady burglar" who was found with jimmy" concealed about her. The desire for broader sphere" is liable to restrict some women to narrow cells.-Richmond Times.
 In new burglar alarm the floor in front of the door is cushioned to nor mally separate metallic contact points, the latter closing a circuit when per son enters the room, lighting a lamp and ringing bell.
 Hadn't you better let me put a burglar alarm in your house?" asked the gentlemanly agent. 'Huh!" an- swered the householder. I'd be worse alarmed than the burglar when the thing went off. off.'-Indianapolis Journal.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
TOLD OF WOMEN.

A woman exacts love from a man as duty and confers it as fayor.-Atchi. son Globe.
 A woman's way to buy present is to bring home two or three to examine Washington Democrat.
 A woman may listen to the advice of her husband, but she invariably does as she pleases just the same.-Aurora News.
 The average woman never quits grow ing. As soon as she quits growing ur she begins to grow sideways.-N. |. Press.
 A woman's idea of studying a mans character is to hint around to try and find out if he has ever been in love- Galveston News.
 When a woman has a husband that nobody else on earth can get along with she says he is a diamond in the rough" IN. Y. Press.
 In Finland women work as carpen. ters, briclllayers, paper hangers and bakers. They also have the right of suffrage.
 The suburbanite who has a daily shopping memorandum from his wife could make a few eloquent remarks anent the White Mans Burden."- Philadelphia Times.
 A woman who would never tell lie would pad her form, dye her hair and conceal her wrinkled face beneath paint and powder, which, when discovered would occasion ridicule.-Boston Her. aid.
 Belle Fallon, pretty 16-year-old girl of Flushing, l.. l., is driving her grand fathers public cab. At first she only went out occasionally when the old man was indisposed, but lately she takes the vehicle out all the time and has become a regular hackwoman. The other hack drivers are complaining that she gets most of the trade.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
Big Four Gift!'-NeeIy's spanish- me ri.
 can War Panorama.

Contains l60 superb half-tone engravings, made from photographs taken of our Army Tn camp, on transports and in actual service, Spanish and American Gun boats, Cuba, Ha- vana, Manila, Landscapes, Architecture; shows the manners and customs of the peo- pie of our new Islands; Pictures of our He. roes-Dewey, General Charles King (known as Capt. Charles King, the author) Wheeler, Hobson, Roosevelt, Sampson, Miles, Schley, Shafter, Lee, Brooks, Carroll; Groups of Officers, Cavalry, Artillery, Infantry, Ships, Rihe-practice, Spanish Soldiers, Insurgents, Chiekamauga, Jacksonville, Tampa, Last Farewell Letters Home, Hospitals, Clara Barton, Rough Riders, Santiago, San Juan, Manila, the Beautiful Women of Cuba and Manila
 The Album is 5!xS inches, weighs F ounces, printed on finest coated paper
 Sent FREE to any address in the United States, Canada or Mexico for l2 cents in stamps or coin, to cover postage and pack ing. Copy may be seen at any ticket office of the Big Four Route.
 Order at once, as the edition is limited.
 Address WARREN J. LYNCH, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Big Four Route," Cincinnati, Ohio
 Mark envelope War Album"
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
PARAGRAPHS FOR DOCTORS.

The young doctor doesn't prove his practice by practicing on himself.- Philadelphia Bulletin.
 Sickness is bound to bring gladness 10 some homes. Paris supports 17,755 doctors.-Picayune.
 If a physician has sympathetic man. ner he will have big practice, whether he cures or not.--Galveston News.
 You can tell something about the seriousness of disease by the number of cures there are for Washington Democrat.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
The United State. a Power for Good

A distinguished historian writes, while referring to this nations advent as a col onizing power, that we represent the "cen- tury's political conscience" and that our influence for good over European spheres will be immense. This result was just as inevitable as is the cure which follows the use of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. the great remedy which is found in every home and drug store throughout the country. It cures indigestion, constipation. overworked kidney and liver, allays nervousness, and tones up the whole system
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
Very Dusv.

May and Edith are sisters, four and five years old respectively. May had been very naughty, and mamma had taken her over her knee to administer corporal punish. ment, when Edith suddenly pushed the door sJar and peeped in. Turning her chubby face as far round toward her sister as her peculiar position would admit, May said yery gravely:
 Go out, Edie, don't you see I'm busy?"
 It IS needless to add that mamma granted . respite.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
To Washington, New York ana the
 Eaaf-

A handsome Pullman Drawing Room Buf. let Sleeping Car is operated daily by the Southern Railway. Memphis to Washington, Baltimore, Philadelphia and Jersey City for New York, without change. Train leaves Memphis daily at 500 F. M. and runs via Chattanooga, Knoxville, Bristol and Lynch. burg, arriving in New York at Penn. R. R. Terminals, early the second day.
 For further information address c. A. De Saussure, D. r. A., No. 300 Main St.. Mem phis, Tenn.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
What to Say About the Baby.

The wise bachelor who is called upon to compliment the new heir of his welded friend can make himself popular by declar. There is no gainsaying that. It isn't a bit complimentary, and sounds like strong praise.-Phiadelph Times
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
Dainty summcr B,,h.

For refreshing summer bath use soft water. Make dozen or more cheese cloth bags. Fill them with oat meal, and finely shaved Ivory Soap, add little powdered orris root, mix well, and tie up securely. One bag in tub full of warm water will make a delightful, cleansing bath, and render the skin soft and smooth as velvet.
 ELIZA R. PARKER
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
DinRnOsing Her Case.

He-If were rich, darling, would you love me more than you do.
 She-I might not love you any more, Hen ry, but l know would look forward to our wedding day with degree of impatience that never seems to possess me at present.- Chicago Evening News.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
CHEAP TRIP TO CALIFORNIA.
Excursion From Arkansas, Account of Annual Meeting of the National
 Educational Associaticn

The meeting of the National Educa- tlonal Association at Los Angeles. July l1th to 14th, promises so be the greatest in the history of the organization. Such an opportunity to see the most picturesque sections of the continent has never before been offered the travelling public on terms so advantar- eous, or with such liberal time ex- tension.
 Tickets may be bought as early as June 25th, with going limit to July llth. The return is good till Septem- Der 4th. The route going will be via Iron Mountain and Missouri Pacific, connecting with special train leaving Kansas City July eth, over the lines of the Union Pacific and Southern Pacific Railroads, and passing through Denver. Cheyenne, Ogden and San Francisco. The return will be via Southern Pacific. Rio Grande Western, Denver tS Rio Grande and Missouri Pac;Gc, passing through Sacramento, Salt Lake City. Gleenwood Springs, Pueblo, Colorado Springs, Manitou and many other points of interest
 The following quotation of rates ie indicative of the cost of tickets from various portions of the state: Little Rock, s59 10; Pine Bluff, s59 30; Mall vern, s59.50; Russellville, s56. s5; Fort smith, s54.35; Fayetteville, s54. 35. For further particulars apply to local agents of the Iron Mountain,
 A gang of Frisco laborers were pre- vented from laying a switch over a Fort Smith street by Mayer Garrett, who is said to have used a six-shooter
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

Emily-'T am so happy. I begin to see that Arthur married me for my money" Her. Dearest Friend-"Well, you have the comfort of knowing that he is not so sim De as he looks. Spare Moments.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

Mamma-"Johnny, what did you mean by saying no when I asked you if you went bathing, when you knew you were telling a wrong story?" Johnny-"Didn't you tell me the other day to be man and learn to say no !"-Boston Transcript
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
O6eying Orders,

"Is the lady of the house at home to call.
 "No, sir; not today" But tell her that it is the doctor who has
 called" Impossible, sir; she can't see you. She is | sick. ."-La Caricature.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

Earned His Title.-Mr. C.-"They can him one-horse lawyer" Mir. Y.-"How did he get that name, do you suppose?" MT. C.. Because he's such fine charger, imagine. .'-Y onkers Statesman.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
Family Duties,
Fayabout

Mabel-W what Mrs. Flayabout does to kill timey
 Sue-Why, she has a bicycle and hus- band, so she divides her time between them blowing them up.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
You Can Get Aliens Foot. Ea.e FREE.

Write today to Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y., for FREE sample of Aliens Foot Ease, powder to shake into your shoes. It cures sweating, hot, swollen, callous, ach- ing feet. It makes tight shoes easy. Cures Corns, Bunions and Ingrowing Nails. All druggists and shoe stores sell it. 9 cents.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

Though you fill freight scow with goods, 1t is still ''lighter."-L. A. w. Bulletin.
 The man with reputation for falsehood is far less dangerous than the man who de- serves such reputation but has not yet acquired it.-Ram's Horn.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

Customer-"How long is this locket for two pictures guaranteed?" Jeweler-"Five years--long enough for three pairs of pho tographs, usually. y."-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
Feminine Impartiality.

When a girl is interested in man, If he isn't bowlegged and squint-eyed, she says he IS as handsome as Greek god"- Y. Press.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

The difference between that steamer col 'ision last week and cleaning the mud off your ulster is-one was crushing boat, the other brushing a coat.-Ally Sloper.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

You often hear people talking of hay ing 'hot tine" It is a bad habit. It IS an old axiom that you should keep cool. -Atchison Globe
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

Don't you think baby is like mamma, George:' asked Mrs. Honeyton. Very. He talks all the time and never says anything. ' St. Louis Republic
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

Last chapter of up-to-date novel-"AnG b they were married and lived very hap pily together, not being divorced until th' North American.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
It is. simply Iron and Quinine in a tasteless form. .. Sold by every druggist in the malarial sections of the United States. No cure, no pay. Price. soc.
WHOLESALER.

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 Gentlc-non:-wc wish to congratulatc you ou the increased sales wc arc having oa yocr Grovc's TaSteless Chi.2 Tonic. On exam ming our record of inventory under dato os Jan. 1st. we find that we sold during tho Chill season of 1888 2660 dozen Groves Tonic. Wo also find that our sales on your Laxative BrOzno-Qufnin Tablets have been some thing enormous: having sold during tho lato Cold and Grip season 4 200 dozen.
 Please rush down order enclosed herewith, end obligo, Yours truly,
 MEYER BROS. DRUG co.
 Per 6chaIl.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

God help me to keep from under the thumb of the man who rigidly observes the letter of the law, but who has no concep. tion of its spirit.-Virginia Etchings
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

Piso's Cure is wonderful Cough medi. cine.-Mrs. ". Pickert, Van Siclen and Blake Ayes. Brooklyn, N. Y., Oct. 26, '94.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

Tt were better to be right than to be president" but it were still better to be both.-Virginia Etchings.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

The Best Prescription for Chills.
 and Fever is bottle of GRovE's TAsTxr.se CHILL ToNIc. It Is simply iron and epinine in . tasteless form. No cure-no pay. Hkice, 500.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

To Cure . Cold In One Day Take Laxative Promo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

Hall's Catarrh Cure Is a Constitutional Cure. Price, 75c.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

Some smart men are fools for revsns only.-Chicago Daily News
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
Notes of the Convention.

Some of the. boys who publish the pest papers seemed to be too modest to take hold.
 he best meeting the association has held for years" was the general remark of the old mem bers
 The carriage ride over the city was a treat thoroughly enjoyed and opened our eyes. Hot Springs is a much big gerand better city thaE we had any Idea of.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

Figures may not lie, but estimates are often misleading Daily News.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

A gang of Frisco laborers were pre- vented from laying switch over a Fort- smith street by Mayer Garrett, who is said to have used six-shooter as persuader.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16
ARKANSAS STAIE PRESS.
Annual Meeting of the Association Held at Hot Springs
 Last Week.
". THso. SMITH ELECTED PRESIDENT.

NAn Enthusiastic in History of the As- sociation - Large Number of DeIe- gates in Attendance Royalty Enter tained by Citizens of the vapor City-Notes of the Meeting.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

Patience is power.-Ram's Horn.
The Forrest City times., 1899-06-16

The annual meeting of the Arkansas Press Association was held at Hot Springs Wednesday, Thursday and Fri day of last week. There were about 200 delegates in attendance.