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Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

Bishop Weildon's Lineuistic Feat.
DR.. Weldon, the new bishop of Cal
cutta. has accomplished linguistic
feat. Six months after his arrival In
India he took full confirmation service
in the Bengal dialect at Ranaghat, In
the diocese of Calcutta. There are
many in the episcopacy who take up
the study of the Indian tongues, but
throw them up in dlspair. Bishop
Weldon. however, perseyered, and got
on SO well that, besides the service
named. he has already given sermon
I'm the Bengal vernacular, which is the
one mostly spoken in the Calcutta
diocese
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

The sacred fres of India have not ali
been extinguished. The most ancient
which still exists was evnsecrated ut
vodwada twelve centuries ago. in com
memoratlon of the voyage made by the
Parsees when they emlgrated from
Persia to India,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

n IL NJ II II > In
Maine say that
while the Creator
no doubt meant all
right when He
made a fir tree,
they can find no
use for one. 1t has
too many limbs to
make it profitable
for cordwood, and
when cut the grain
is go coarse that it
burns without Civ
ing out enough heat
to keep u room
warm or boil the
ten kettle. All the
trees which ara
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20
Tho Christmas Girl.

The snow has drifted to her brow,
The holly bud has dyed her cheek,
Her eyes. like stars on Christmas eve,
Shine out with glanees coyly meek.
There's Christmas radiance everywhere
In wreaths Of green and berries red;
But, best of all. l gladly note
There's mlstletoe above her head.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

AS a matter of historical accuracy
the first recorded horse show was that
wooden affair outside the walls of
Troy. But Trojan society took 1t in all
the same.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20
ID silv pIeasad

well, little Jim, what do you want
for Christmas?
I'll take anything kin get, pa, but
you better not gimme anything don't
lilo -
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

"Eph, want to give you nice fat tur-
key for Christmas" said Col Hawker.
Oats berry kin, cunnel, but I'd fer a
50 bill ef's all de same to you. Kris Krin-
gle allus pears to leah turkey at my
house de night afoh Christmas"
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

The invention of telegraph instru-
ment that will send 600 words minute
now makes it possible for m excited
woman to say all she wants to by tcle-
graph before she cools off.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

If the broom trust waits until about
spring housekeeping time before get
ting in Its fatal work much will he for
given It,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

Manner is much. A man always looks
better when he carries himself well
than when couple of friends are try
ing to carry him.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20
The Christmas Guest
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I is Christmas eve
the night is cold
and clear. I h e
moonbeams dance
Enthusiastically upon
the frozen snow
near the foot of the
hill adjacent to the
town Of Macroom,
in the county Cork,
stands an old-fash-
Toned cottage to-
ward which IN
npad wl,ifa-hairpd
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

Andrew Carnegie is most industri-
Gus man, and his industry at this time
appears to take the form of endowing
public institutions.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

Injustice is done the mule In com
pairing a man who always starts the
kicking to that animal. The mule only
kicks back,
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

Paris has now got trolley cars and
feels it's tustifying its character as a
fast city more than ever.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

A man without hands has been ar
rested on charge of forgery. Satan
finds some mischief still for idle teeth,
'twould seem.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

A railroad is to be run through what
is supposed to have been the garden of
Eden. This Is worse modernism than
the trolley cars at the Pyramids.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

There is not SO much difference be-
tween getting on the fence and the
hedge in politics.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

If It's true that certain corn gets red
over something the wind whispered in
its ear, 1t may be remembered it's pref
ty hard to shock corn.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

Father and son of a Chicago family
are suing for divorces. Another in
stance where misfortunes have not
come single.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

The woman who spanked her hus-
band every twenty-four hours has at
tracted widespread comment. 1t is not
surprising-striking character.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

According to the best moral and re-
ligious teaching particularly fast pace
is apt to lead to a hot finish
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20
HERE'S TO THE MlsTLeToE

When grew In oak groves In the ages past,
The Druids. In robes of white
With kufe of gold. In the fair moonlight
Cut me down from the bough where chung
SO fast,
To aid in their mystic rite.
They have passed away those days of old,
But their ghosts still linger where
At Chrlstmas-tide the maidens fair
Invite while hang DER their locks of gold
The kiss which lover may dare.
Oh. merry and brave Is the mstletoe bougfl
When winter storm winds blow,
And the clouds hang heavy with snow,
Like glitterlng pearls are my berries now,
Their dark green leaves below.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

sparr:ng and starring" are two of
the Chief theatrical manifestations of
the day
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

The bone of contention usually has but
little meat on it.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

Visitor-I wonder that you allow your
servant girl to kindle the fire with kero-
sene. Aren't you afraid she'll be burned
to death some day? Mr.. Howson Lott
There's no danger; she's too green to
burn.-H arper's Bazaar.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

Prejudice never recognizes itself
when it looks in a mirror.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20
O. i'm d "Snur Mnney"

The choir boys of ST. Georges Chapel
Windsor Castle, in accordance with
ancient custom, have the right to claim
five shillings as 'spur money" from any
military man wearing his spurs in
church during service. On a recent
Sunday an officer had lnnocently in
fringed this regulation. and at the
close of the service the boys. to his sur
prise. demanded the fine
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20
GOOD FOR SOMETHING.
How the Maine Fir Fore, ste Are Turned
lufn Cold

ES a Il NJ q R S In
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

No woman is q heroine to her hired
Eirl
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1899-12-20

trees which arr
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-05-03

Mrs. Jones, the constables wife would never
make you comfortable Do 60, Do eo!' she
pleaded, with hands that were clasped in pity.
But how about your duty to Mr.. Barry?"
he asked
Bother Mr.. Barry she exclaimed.
Then, with gravel flying and the sound of
much crunching of small stones, came Major
Smith, the agent of the Barry estate, and he,
seeing them, pulled up his ponies with great
suddeness and leapng to the ground, adj
vanced, crying
"Ah my dear fellow, here you are! 1 am de-
lighted to welcome you to your own house
after long absence. l went to the sta
ton to meet you and found your luggage only
If we don't count a message to the effect that
you had got out at Aberavar and were walking.
Should have been back long ago if that con-
founded rascal Raven hadn't stopped me to
ask for reduction of rent-said his roof was
falling in. So 1 went to see it and found, as
usual, it was all nonsense. Edith has been
amusing you, hope"
II met Miss Smith in the woods, and
explained the traveller.
"She knew you from your photograph,
Major Smith suggested
Miss Smith blushed.
THE photograph is not in the least bit like
the original she protested.
Nobody ever recognizes it as me-" said the
young man, unblushingy. "It is said to be a
speaking likeness all the same
She rewarded him with grateful glance.
People have said to me" he continued,
"'Who is that ugly devil your wife's es-
critoire?' and r.
Your wife?'
"Havnt you heard? I'll tell you all about
it, Oh, it was quite romance! It's beast
of photograph, don't you think so, Miss
smith ?'-Temple Bar.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-05-03
NOTICE..

U. S. Standard Live Stock Remedy.
is not quack medicine, but has been
gotten up 10y the government veterln-
airy doctors at great expense and after
many trials and has proved very effect
ual in preventing and curing hog and
chicken cholera and kindred diseases.
We have abundant testimonials all
around us for the cure it has made,
often saving whole t1ocks of chickens
and herds of swine, while the neigh
bors' hogs and chickens were dying all
around. See ad. in another column. tt.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-05-03

Perhaps the most precious sword in
existence is that of the gaekwar of Ba
rCla. It's hilt and belt are incrusted
aild 1t is valued at 81, 1000 The shah
OF Persia possesses a sword valued at
$4,000. His father wore it on has frs
visit to Europe. There are some costly
swords in India, while both the car
and the sultan possess jeWeled sabers
OF great price. The most valuable
sword in England is the one presented
by the Egyptians to Lord Wolseley.
The hilt is set with brilliants and is
valued at $4,000.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-05-03

seen of him but a big hat, and a scrap
of blanket pulled tight over his meagre
shoulders. His beard and hair stand
out white and distinct from his dark
shrivelleh face, which looks like that
of mummy in it's frame of white.
Life in one of these towns is as abso-
lutely different from what one sees in
an American village as though it
were a bit of Egypt or India. Yet it
may be seen at the end of a three
days journey from almost any of the
Eastern and Northern States, and is
we'll worth the journey.-Harper's
Weekly.
A special to the Savannah News
from Palmetto, Fla, says: Truckers
have begun to ship beans, cucumbers.
tomatoes, peppers and potatoes in
quantities now. Most of the tomatoes
are sold on the dock, bring $3.50 per
crate. Cabbage are worth 81 per crate
on the dock here Beans are going
down, but cucumbers are high yet.
There has been plenty of rain, and the
crop of fruit and vegetables will be
the best ever raised here Work has
begun on the houses and dock for the
Fullers Earth Company, and it is said
it will soon put 200 men to work tax.
ing it out and shipping it.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-05-03
LUXURY,
COMBINLD.
EASE,

The above cut represents a soft sole
slipper for Ladies, Misses and Chill
dren, made in any color of Kid or
Madras Cloth, with fancy plush ball or
ribbon bow.
Send soc. for ladies', 45c. for misses
400. for children's, P. O. money order.
If you wish to match your tea gown
send sample.
Ladies' sizes, 2-8, Misses Ill, Child's
6-10.
If you want to make a handsome
present for little money-try them.
These goods are sold throughout the
entire world to the great satisfaction
and comfort of everyone who wears
them. Send to the manufacturer.
w. B. MAY. Bridgewater, Mass.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-05-03
ff[Z;kQ,!'!8,!:E

1izakure Tablets are sweepingly Endorsed
with proofs that it Immediately Relieves and
Pc. m.ncnlIy lures the worst forms of Ind ges-
ton or Dyspepsia and Catarrh OF the Stomach
~ New, Wonderful, Natural Kemedy-A Cure
toI d ny. Guaranteed. Only 70 cents box.
On Ill ugg lists Counters. Remember The name.
Il have taken Tizakure for Indigestion,
Sour Stomach and Gases, and have found I'M
mediate relief in every instance."-P. B. Lon
den Philadelphia.
lIZAkUkE CO.. Tarpon Springs, fla.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-05-03

Garswood, England, has ventilat-
ing engine that can dispose of 100000
cubic feet of air a minute by means
of a monster fam The fan is 80 feet
in diameter and feet wide across the
vanes, or paddles. II is driven by ropes
from a q foot t1ywheel and roars like
mel L he fan is used for ventilati ting a
coiiiery, or coal mine, and it is said to
be the largest appliance of it's kind in
the World.-Chicago Record.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-05-03

. Mrs. Solomon GosSoOn, the manag
ing partner of a we'll known Jewish
firm in Bombay and president Of sew
eral companies in which the firm takes
an interest, has been proposed for
place in the governor generals council
an astonishing innovation for India.
The proposal comes from a leading
Indian paper. 1t is due to her remark
able business ability and the fact that
gether the women at Bombay.-Wo
mans Journal.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-05-03

in Mexico there is not sufficient an
nual rainfall to keep cisterns filled
with drinking water, and almost the
only source of fresh water is secured
by hand pumps and windmills. They
are necessary at every Mexican home,
at all mining camps and on the cattle
ranges. At the camps and on the rang
es windmills are used, and they are in
variably of United States manufac-
ture. There is a growing demand for
windmills and hand pumps Of the lat
est and most approved pattern. A
windmill or pump is as essential to
stove.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-05-03
State of Ohio, City of Toledo,
Lucas County, IS.


Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he
is the senior partner of the firm of f.
J. Cheney & Co., doing business in the
City of Toledo, County and state
aforesaid. and that said firm will pay
the sum of One Hundred Dollars for
each and every case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use OF Hairs
Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9th day OF De-
cember, A. D., 1886.
CSeal) A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, and acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, y.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
--
The Menominee Indians, in north
western Wisconsin, are making as
much money in lumber operations as
are the Osages at farming. By the sale
of pine logs in years past the 1'3Oo
men. women and children have ac-
cumulated a tribal fund aggregat1ng
81 600 900, which is still growing. The
tribe expends about $4,000 year IN
logging operations and clears from
$4,000 to 100000 annually.
A cat has just died in San FRANCISCO
which has travelled very nearly 1,ooo'-
600 miles. He belonged to the chle1 en-
gineer of the Royal Mail steamer Ala
dema and for thirteen years was ms
companion on board ship on all MS
VOYAGES between Sydney and San
Francisco. With the passengers this
remarkable cat was Il great laVorl'e
and ON completing 100000 miles he was
presented with a silver collar.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-05-03

Not being able to trace anything in
connection with the loss of the 1000
rupees from the cash safe of the Surat1
Bazaar company, the directors have re-
sorted to astrology and finally sorcery.
Every employee of the bazaar was Civ
en- a mouthful of rice to eat which had
been previously put through some
magic preparation, the belief being
that if the person who had taken the
money ate the rice some very great
misfortune would befal him. It is not
recorded that any of the employees
have yet met with disaster.-Rangun
Gazette.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-05-03

When a Mexican grows old he seems
to shrink up until there is little to be
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-05-03

grass hills of Ky. to the everglades of Fla. Are
now shipping to Southern States. Also mani.
fine Horse Feed Correspondence solicited.
NASHVILLE FEED CO. Nashville. Tenn
'euelpuI 's4neH sI1eL 90 HOLvanO
MI HOBS TNON on IBInoI!o IoJ duB4s
pueS 'uoI4o9JLad on sYo!qo LnoH es!BL
IIIM qeu1 s1epoo1a SCUM TeIeAes epem
Su!eq seQo4gq '4u9o led DOT puB '4ueo
led So 'Q4Iv9 no 4sed 'OeL$ SHOLVdQONI
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

The recent order of the Baltimore &
Ohio Railroad for five thousand steel
coal cars to be built by the Pressed
Steel Company and the Carnegie Com
pany, brings the total purchases of the
receivers of the Baltimore & Ohio Rail-
road up to 30,394 since March 1, 1896.
The locomotive purchases during that
time have been ZIG, Of which about 20
are still to be delivered. The company
has also purchased five postal cars, ten
express cars, ten combination cars and
six dining cars.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31
,. M. johnson Promoted.

]. M. Johnson, freight traffic man
ager of the Rock Island, was yesterday
elected third vice-president Of the
company. He has been in the service
of the Rock Island company since 1884,
when he was appointed first assistant
general freight agent. In March, 1888,
he became general freight agent, and
eight years later was appointed freight
traffic manager. Mr.. Johnson began
his railroad career in 1871 as station
agent at Franklin, Ind, on the Indian
apolis, Cincinnati G Lafayette road,
now a part of the Big Four. He after
waru went through the positions Of
general freight and ticket agent,
travelling auditor, supervisor of local
freight traffic and assistant general
freight agent, in which capacity he en-
tered the service of the Rock Island.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31
How's ThisI

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
We the Undersigned have known F. J.
Gheney for the last IS years and believe him
perfectly honorable In oil business transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
lions made by their firm.
West 4 TruaY, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo
o.; Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, wholesale
Druggists Toledo. Ohio
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system Testimonials sent free Price
75c per bottle. Sold by all druggists
Halls Family Pills are the pest
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31
Days of the Horse Numbered.

The greatest electrician in the world
declares that the days of the horse are
numbered, and that in short time
electricity will supplant it. Diseases
of the stomach, liver, kidneys and
blood would be curiosity if sufferers
would take Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers. There would then be practically
no dyspepsia, indigestion or constipa-
ton.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31
CRESCENT HOTEL,
,rprxA SPRINGS. ARKANSAS,

EUREKA SPRINGS, ARKANSAS,
Opens February 23rd. In the Ozark Noun
tains. Delightful climate. Beautiful seen
ery. Unequaled medicinal waters cheap
excursion rates Through sleepers via
Frisco Line. Address j. o. Plank, Man
aeer, Room H, Arcade, Century Building
or Frisco Ticket Office, No. 1O2 N. Broad
Way, st. Louis.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31
oh That Delicious Cofreel

Costs but 1c per ID. to grow. Salzer has
the seed. German Coffee Berry, pkg. loo;
Java Coffee pkg. 15c. Salzer's New Am
erican Chicory 15c Cut this out and send
l5c for any of above packages or send
Soc and get all pkgs and great Cata-
logue free to JOHN A. SALZER SEED
CO.. La Crosse, Wis. [w.n.]
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31
DO Your Feet Ache and BurnY

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease. a powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, Csc. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31
Arc You using Aliens Foot-EasoY

1t is the only cure for Swollen,
Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet,
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot-Ease, a powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. Samples sent FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

The fashion of women wearing
waists that button in the back is COM
ing back. When woman dresses I'M
der such conditions, she has to fly all
over the neighborhood to get her dress
fastened.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

If mans wife objects to his smok-
ing he soon gets into the peanut habit
and begins to scatter the peanut shells
around.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

A wife always begins at some time
to correct her husbands pronuncia-
ton, but it is sign of disillusion if
she begins within three months after
! her marriage.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

How the mothers whose boys come
home from the war without being
made colonies, lieutenants or captains,
will hate an unappreciative govern
mnnt
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

Get anyone far enough away from
his parental home and the little house
and lot, plastered with mortgage, is
valuable family estate"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

A candidate for Office has no more
compunctions against denying the fact
than an engaged man has about deny
ing his approaching marriage
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

Our idea of true charity is to say
when a mans hair gets white that it
Is due to sorrow and nervous strain,
instead of old age.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

Most people long so ardently TO live
in palace, that they neglect to make
comfortable the house in which they
are compelled to live and die
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

Good "agents" are very valuable and
command high salaries. The next
lime an ''agent" calls on you, remem-
Der that 90 per cent of the money you
,av him is profit.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

After man passes forty he goes into
contortions every time he gets in front
of mirror is trying to see the back
of his head.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

When a man notes how much the
women envy widow who has just
lost rich husband, it makes him
shiyer
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

The loafers and liars of this country
are trying to get up trust and here
after work together.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

When a woman's son marries, she
never fully forglves him until he has
had trouble with his wife and comes
back to her for comfort.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

About the only advantage married
man has is that his wife can't sue him
for breach of promise.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

A real loving husband of the model
variety, remembers that his wife wore
red tie yesterday, a green one the
day before and a blue one last Christ
mas
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-03-31

Kaskola is guaranteed to cure Dyspepsia
and Indigestion. 1t contains new remedies
that digest starchy food. l5c. All druggists.