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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04
For the Ea gle.
A Hint to Teddy.

Young govnor of the Empire Stata
Come visit Leedy's school
He has secret to relate
He'll teach you how to rule.
He'll show you how TO stretch the law
And make your YorBists stare
His session by the classic Kaw
Is Extraordinaire.
He'll give you points on tricks and tactf
How to construe an oath;
How to veto, first an act,
And then approve it-bothi
How to swell the general tax,
How bath-tub spare;
How to grind the party's ak,
And do the Pop-ulaire.
And how to pen up men like sheep.
How crack the party lash;
And how find catspaws mighty cheap
For legislation rash
So rash the lawyers laugh with glee,
And know the thing must fail
Because the courts VIII all agree
'Unconstttuuonale.''
He'll show Rough Riders how to ride
And vault the highest fence;
Fling oaths and cudgels far and wide.
Regardless OF horse-sense;
Defy all custom sound and old,
Out-Czar the very Gar.
And choose the course that's bad and bold
And Revolutionaire.
Come. Teddy, SIT on I,eedy's lap,
And learn at Leedy's knee
He'll show you how 10 deal out pap"
Set Doodle running free.
Make sleekjack-JUmpers jolly drunk
Fit both to do and dare,
Who viii az nothing stick or funk
Q mighty functionaire!
It I NTTJr
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04
M Mistake
- : - 80 Il looked at =

Even battle may be looked az through
u1rOmautic spectacles-
Isn't 1t grarde" exclaimed the CORE
spoudent OF AN English newspaper. as
he watched from MS post OF observation
the magnificent charge OF the American
soldiers a. San Juan Il tell you. those
brave fellows are making history
Yes replied the correspondent OF an
Illustrated Amet.can monthly. moving =
little higher up The slope-.-f0T the maya
zines"
And he took another snap shot with his
camera
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04
His Resolve.

wen. have you made any New Years
resolutions
Yes. ! have made one I hare decided
20 quit drinking with fellows VINO are
about 10 swear Of In gong 70 Try 10
remain sober or New Years day FOR once
ard So hon II seems
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04

Have you ever bes1 vacclnsted7
NO. but / once threw ny shoulder o1t
OF joint 70 hI- a tomcat W-tE = water
rttcher"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04

As Castellanos handed Cuba over to the
Americans his choked and his head dropped
emotion slight compared nave been had
he handed insurgents.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04

admitted in London United States con-
financial markets Of world Times
has cerain-y evacuated . old General Prosperlty.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04

General Caseano General Brooke at the evscua-
cion speeches and meant them II they had
not them they would have been longer.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04

The Spaiards just right feel blue VIVA
from Virginia
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04

Probably. after all it would be best f Mr. Insurgent
Doodle
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04

The metropolitan police law has beea smashed L was
the and. rspeo valuable expert
ence Kansas ever had.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04

IucoupsrialIfry q temper Always means
that both parties have The sane ki23 2.
tanner 4a6 Dis1ty o. u
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04

Thss is-Ts an6 ea-saot -. sfrvesr-s
vas formally epeaes 20 ~ vsbile On Tbs
1gfh r. Ss4e-af. er It is osnea an1 oon-
troHed ~ fua - H1estz.a wsgl kneun
Eagss,lazs, aHd q = aea arrsnrs1 aaa
fsrnzsssf for fes sressrasat u re ssck
SD ar etss Es1ez8 aa8 gsre1 a.. Dis
eases - 5s'azTsn- blsesser - fse ssFress
zsssleE1. Lreaees - fhs Bra r. Eye. -.
Tarozt EeaTt. Liver 40 3 faegs. Tss-
feruss aes - zee Besg. - rgasa.s. eaeaf-s
szd CetaTsi EsaHs. SO aa s,s4es tas.
gsaallT cons p places - tzis Character
A H1zas fgv ire ys1r SD f.ea aks a. ~
caerstsefz a1s rres1seal freshness are A.
saissesy free a. isis .sssssHs1ssr. aa8 -
oHlg fsarzs faaf r. rate e a anal aau
s.sl - - paF faa rsas1eg sHagnsss 20
g9r1 ana aa-ang Tgss pre1srsef9ss u1a
farzssh tNs very s@sf y sessreaer-s - al
30 gray ssz,ersozsss es=-ax gv-s,s
sseaa - efresiar wsfa raef1 - ~ "a
snG. AS aseg1xs 40 e9nsaas.2e4staxs %
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04

There little difference in the of history
whether is for for pretext II
ordained Spain remain longer il the new world
And she just didn't
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-01-04
American Lawyers flight Emigrate.

possibly that the claim that America has too
many lawyers is correct Cuba %
, 1899-01-23
LIGHTS OUT.

How often In our little boat
On summer evenings we would doat
Careless of time, of east and west,
Ceasing from idle talk and jest,
As Ger the waters restless flow,
Drifted in cadence sweet and low,
That plaintive bugle call
Lights outI'
How through the old fort it would ring.
Strange echoes from the bring,
While we would wait. our oars at rest
Upon the rivers peaceful breast,
And watch the yellow lamp CLEANS die
Al the silvery warning sigh
Of that plaintive bugle call
Lights outl"
From faroff camp, from land of fears,
Der wastes OF distance, parting, tears,
Comes the familiar sound of old,
Our life in darkness to enfold.
Alone, upon iife's troubled sea,
The fateful message comes to me,
OF that p~laintive bugle call
Lights out!"
Gertrude F. Lynch in Chap Book.
, 1899-01-23

Uncle jeremiah says: Talk about
s~ivilizashuni Men are just like a lot of
good and bad weeds CROWN up in a
field, each Individual weed strugglin'
to outgrow and crowd his neighbor
outer the unfeelin' race. And it does
not seem to make any difference wheth-
err the weeds have their roots imbed-
ded in religious sile, or in the muck of
agnosticism-the game 4 life is just
the same, and the bad weeds seem to
grow the fastest right along.
, 1899-01-23

Among the minute existences upon
the face Of the globe that have been ele-
waited by means of the microscope into
an honored position of independence are
the foraminefera, mostly marine atoms
inhabiting many chambered cells. At
one time they were oonsidred mollusca,
at another they were ranked among
the infusoria and eventually they were
settled comfortably in the subkingdom
p~rotozoA. The calcareous shells have
in the past formed vast deposits of
chalk. They are often today oongregat-
ed as realms of sand.
These animals are not always mi
mute, but generally they are subjects
i~mperatively demanding the lens. An
ounce Of sand has been known to con-
tain 5000 of their shells. and in the
West Indies the figure onoe ran into
millions. Your object under the naked
eye seemst to be merely a pinch of brown
sand; under the microscope you have a
great variety of the loveliest lilliputian
shells, representing every variety of
form known to the oonchologist.
, 1899-01-23

Paul Perry, Of Columbus, Ga, SUI
fered agony for thirty years, and then
cured his Piles by using DeWttt's
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t heals injuries
and skin diseases like magic. Frank
H. Eggleston, druggist.
, 1899-01-23
A SOCIAL QUEEN.

"WhQ would ever believe that she is the
mother of FIVE children" These were the
words that caught the ear of the Woman
Reporter as SIC moved among the throng
at a fasllionalic reception. Just before her
stood the host"S', a young looking, hand
some woman receiving her guests with that
air of hearty vivacious enjoyment which
all the world considers as the special pre-
rogative of youth.
There was sparkle in her eyes, a soft
clear natural color in her cheeks; she had
, 1899-01-23
SPECIAL RATES.

A one-fare rate for the round trip
to Denver will be made by the Union
Pacific railroad for the stockgrowers'
convention to be held there january
oath to 18th. Date Of selling, January
22d and 23d, tickets limited to twenty
days from date Of sala.
CHARLES CLARK. Agent.
, 1899-01-23
La Grippe is again epidemic. I

La Grippe is again epidemic. Every
precaution should be taken to avoid
1t. Its specific cure is One Minute
Cough Cure. A. ]. Sheperd, publisher
Agricultural Journal and Advertiser,
Eden, Mo, says: mo N will be dis
appointed in using One Minute Cough
Cure for La Grippe" Pleasant to take.
quick to act. F. H. Egglsston.
, 1899-01-23

Horrible agony - caused by Piles.
Burns and Skin Disease. These are I'M
medfateay relieved and quickly Sured
by DeWltt's Wttch Hazel Salve- Be-
ware ct worthless limitations. Eggbes-
ton. the drueguist
, 1899-01-23
sloo wILL puY

A good house. wstar q tie door. thres
lots, good fence end barn; On ttrss
strsst; dear ttls. Apoy & ~ odbs.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27

chance of seeing Ely cathedral " Of
course l stopped. and of course lost
my train,
The trouble vergers are at to increase
their knowledge has struck me with
anr,zement There is one who. saving
IN his scanty wages. has made himself
personally acquainted with the great
continental fanes which were built
about the same time and in similar
style to the cathedral he 50 delightfully."-
describes.
Ihave frequently had vergers willing
to show me round during the hours the
building was supposed to be closed. and
even TO light up parts in order that l
might be better able to appreciate some
detail or other On one point l have
found vergers. as a rule. very bigoted-
| have never met with one who has not
affirmed that, taken as whole, his
church was the most interesting and
instructive in the kingdom. This jeal-
ousy is occasionally amusing
In a certain southern town there are
two churches. The principal one is the
older. but less interesting A friend
asked the verger of the old church
whether the other was worth seeing
Reluctantly he admitted at might be
but. he added with glee. lit amt got
10 Norman arches. Custodians have
sometimes odd ideas One | knew had
made discovery that had got into the
papers. One day he got a letter desiring
to see these objects with view to pur-
chase 1t was signed by the respected
head of the British museum. and OF
course on official paper "Is he a re-
spectacle chap, do you Think he ask
ed me. 81 don't think much OF shows.
and I've no faith in London chaps -
London Church Gazette.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27

At a recent performance in the Nati-
can Of one Of Father Perosi' 5 oratorios.
which have been attracting great atten-
ton in Italy, Queen Margharita at
tended incognito-a circumstance con-
sidered noteworthy in view Of the long
strained relations between the court and
the Vatican Permission was sought Of
the vicar general to have a passage
opened for tine queen from the military
casino. which Immediately adjoins the
chapel where the music was performed.
but received the answer that he must
apply to the cardinal secretary, which
ne was unwilling to do. The queen
therefore went as she did.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27

Says the Boston Transcript: "a re-
Gently arrived Frenchman who visited
well known Boston establishment one
day this week to fit himself out for
a long Journey to the west was COM
planning bitterly Of the cold Don you
have cold weather in France? asked the
salesman who waited on him Why.
certainly. we have ze cold weather in
France. was the reply, but we do not
have ze all four seasons in one day in
France. "
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27
AGRICULTURAL PAPER.

AGRICULTURAL PAPER.
10 is edited by writers OF practical ex-
defiance, no know what farming means
and What farmers want in an sgrlcul-
tHral journal 10 contains regular re-
ports OF the work OF the Agricultural ex'
pertinent stations throughout the coun-
Try, of the proceedings Of farmers clubs
and institutes, and the discussion OF new
methods and ideas In agriculture. It's
Market Reports, Poultry Department and
Veterinary column are particularly val
nable to country readers; The Poultry
Department is edited by s well'RnoHn
poultry expert, and every issue contains
practical information Of value for pOnitIy
ralsers Poultry on many farms has be-
come a great source OF revenue, and
those Interested 10 this profitable indus
try will find the Poultry Department Of
the ky Sun invaluable In the way OF
advice aud information.
Every issue contains Stories, Poems,
Household and Pyzzle Columns, variety
OF interesting and instructive selected
matter and other features, which make
lt welcome visitor in city and country
homes alike.
One Dollar a year Inducements to
getters-np of clubs for the Weekly Sun.
Both the Daily aod Weekly Sun mailed
Tree of postage In the United States.
Canada and Mexico Payments inyarI'
ably 10 advance. Address
J.. S. ABEL COMPANY.
Publishers and Proprietors,
Baltimore. hid.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27

An Italian journal says that the Ger
man emperor will during the winter
take a short holiday in Rome. where he
will give grand costume ball at the
German embassy. This would add one
more costume TO those in the kaiser 8
collection. for the dresses are to be those
of the Roman empire. The embassy IS
being restored, and the paintings in the
principal room will cost. it is said, not
less than eS. 600
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27
Rru,n Didn't Like the Sample.

A wooden leg saved the life OF
young man named Kelly. who lives near
Lackawaxen. Pike county. Kelly was
returning from a visit to the home OF
his sweetheart at Barryville, a few
miles distant. late on recent Sunday
night. when he was chased by bear.
A wooden leg impeded his progress, and
the animal soon overlook him With
one cuff Of its paw Kelly was sent
sprawling. The bear pounced upon him
and began chewing on the wooden leg.
but after consuming half the leg.
trousers and shoe. bruin evidently be-
came disguised and walked away
Kelly reached home nearly frozen. but
thankful that his life was sayed.-Phil-
adelphia Times.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27

A Philadelphia dealer in birds, dogs
and goldfish has a new species Of the
finny tribe imported from Japan, which
swims with the head down in the water
in nearly a perpendicular position. A
woman stopped before the aquarium
the other day and. after viewing the
new variety. went into the store and
ordered the dealer to make the fishes
swim with their heads elevated. The
dealer became angry over her interfer-
ence with his business and ordered her
from the store. She informed the So
ciety For the Prevention Of Cruelty TO
Animals officials, and an officer was
sent to investigate. The fish still swim
perpendicularly. Exchange.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27

Jube Posey, constable Of the town of
Claiborne Tex, was recently sent to
levy on some calves in stable but his
mission was unsuccessful for the rea-
sons set forth in the following memo
randum which he jotted down on the
levy before returning il TO the court:
THE above calves were seeable through
the kraks. but not gitable, as the doar
vas locked
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27
Men and Eggs.

German science announces that every
thing needed to make man weigh lot
pounds can be found in the whites anc
yolks of / 200 hens eggs. Reduced TO
fluid the average man would yield VI
cubic meters of illuminating gas ano
hydrogen enough to fill balloon ca
pable of lifting L 90 pounds. The norma
human body has in it the iron needed
to make seven large nails. the fat for Il
pounds Of candles. the carbon for o.
gross Of crayons and phosphorus enough
for $50. 900 matches Out Of II can b'
obtained besides 20 coffeespoonfuls o.
salt, SO Jumps Of sugar and AZ liters OF
water
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27

that the defendant Oliver FINLEY. IS not
a resident of this State-It Ia ordered
That he do appear here within 4 months
after due publication hereot.and do what
is necessary to protect his interest tha.
a CODY Of TINS order be published in some
newspaper printed IN Shenandoah county
once a week for four successive wseks,
and a copy posted at the front door OF
court hunsc Of SAID county on the first
day of the next county conrt.
L. 9. Walker, Clerk.
a Coly-Teste
N. H. On ObuDdro, p q jan l3-4w.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27
The Right Remedy Will
Danish it Forever.

If you would forever be rid of
the aches and pains, and some
times the fortunes produced by
Rheumatism, you must take the
right remedy. Those who con-
tinue to suffer are relying upon
remedies which do not reach their
trouble OThe doctors treatment
always consists of potash and
mercury, which only intensity the
disease, causing the joints to stiff
en- and the bones TO ache, besides
seriously impairing the digestive
organs.
Rheumatism is n disOrdered state OF
the blood, and the only cure for it is a
real blood remedy. Swift's Specific Is.
s. s. goes down to the very bottom Of
all diseases OF the blood, and promptly
cures cases that other remedies can not
reach.
Mr.. f. K. s. Clinkenbeard, a promi-
nent attorney of Mt. Sterling, KY,
writes:
Two years ago was great sufferer
from Rheumatism. | had tried every
remedy I could hear of except S. S. S.
I had been to Hot Springs, Ark, where
| remained for twelve weeks under
treatment, but experienced no perma-
nent relief, and returned home, be-
lieving that l would be a sufferer as
long as l lived. At a time when my
pains { were almost unbearable, /
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27
Christian DnYIiea.

Christian DeyTies, Deit
The object of this application is to OBJ.
tain deed to Delinquent land purchased
In the name OF tho Auditor OF Public
Accounts r. appearing by affidavit file
hat The defendant Christian Devrles Il
not a resiutnI of this state Ii l. ordere
FRAT be do appear here within month";
after due publication hereof. and do
bat is necessary to protect bis interest
that copy OF this ord-r b. published IN
seme newspaper priuied in Shenandoah
county, once a week foe four successive
weeks. and a copy posted at the from
door OF tue Court House Of said county,
on the ist day of the next County Court
l. s Walker, Geek
A COpy-Teste
NJ II Omosundro. pa jan l3--4w
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27
c1nas of 1NOO,s Yell.

The pharmacy juniors don seem t
know their class yell. | give it agaii
for the benefit Of those who don know
it. and now lets get IA move on us
and let the seniors hear our yell ono
anyhow
Physostigma vencnosuml
Philocarpus nOdulosoml
Staphisagria, bergamotl
Pharmacy, pharmacy
Naughty naughtl
Purdue University Exponent
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27

prisonment lie was pardoned by NJ
Carnot. who actually obtained for him
a tax collector place at Creepy en- Va
lois There he embezzled the funds. and
was sentenced to two years imprison-
ment He was again arrested for theft
the other day.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27
Society.

"What do these here anarchists
wanty" asked Mr.. Oilrox. TODD away
with the rich?"
"Nlore than that, said his guest
"Thev would do away with society.
II don know. said Mr.. Oilrox, aft
er a cautious glance to see if his wife
were in hearing. "but what I'm witt
EN-. "-Cincinnati Enquirer
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27

patent to all that mining in Briagewa-
ter would never pay. So silently, one
by one the prospectors stole away from
their marble residences, to be followed
shortly by the owners Of tn marble
stores. leaving the once thrifty town tC
settle down to lonely, weed choked
and futu1eless desuetude. New York
SIM
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27
APPLICATION FOR PURCHASE OF DE
bINQUENT LANDS,
,,,nc,>t. ,-.. u ct.-a,do.h ,o-,,it.

| APPLICATION FUR II kiuANE OE De
bINQUENT LANDS.
YIRGINlA-countyo Of Shenandoah to-wit;
In the clerks Ofhce of the county court of
| the county and state aforesaid. | hereby file
this my application for the purchase Of the
real estate hereinafter described. same being
situated in sad county and which was re
turned delinquent for the On-paymcnt of
taxes, and levies thereon for the years 1883
and was sold by the Treasurer OF said
county on the 10th day Of Dec. 1894. as pro-
yided by statutes for such cases made and pro
vided for said delinquent taxes and leyics and
WAS purchased I'm the name of the Auditor Of
Public Accounts of the state of Virginia and
has not been redeemed by the owner, his heirs
or assigns or any one having the right %
charge the same with debt. | hereby agree
10 become the purchaser of said real estate
according 10 the provisions OF the code OF Viz
ginia Of 1897. section 6db, and the amendments
thereto enacted los the General Assembly of
Virginia and especially according TO the
amendment approved February nth. ls9s, to
be- fonnd in Acts of 1899 lslS at page 3i3 Ct scqr
and agree 10 pay for said real estate the
amount for which the sale 90 the common
wealth was made. together with such addi-
tional sums rs aid have accrued from taxes
aud lcyirs and interest IL such real estate had
not been so purchased by the commonwealth
I'm the name of the Auditor of Public Ac
counts, with interest on the amount tO-wit:
81 q. for which said sale was made at the rate
OF six per ccntum per annum from the day OF
sale and on the additional sums frum the 10Th
day of December i'm the year in which the
same would have accrued. together with all
costs attendant upon this application said
real estate stood at the date Of sale thereof 10
the commonwealth in the name Of Mary
Miller, and stands on the commissioners
books of said county on the day Of this
application on page u at line , Of Table of
Tracts of Land In Madison district in thenamo
OF Mary =. Miller. said real estate is
dc scribed on page y of the record book In
sad clerks Office of lands returned deliu-
1uent, sold FOR taxes and lcyics and purchased
by the commonwealth "a - acres, Cat
Hollow. On the books of the commissioner OF
the revenue for the district wherein said real
estate Is situated for the year lss, said real
estate Is described as 20acrcs, Cat Hollow, 5. !
I miles.
The clerk Of the county court Of said comfy /
Is hereby directed 10 make as many copies OF /
his application. unless otherwise directed. as /
here are persons named herein; and, unless /
otherwise directed, deliver them TO Sheriff OF
aid county.
Given under my hand this 3rd day Of Sep.
1903
w. NJ. MAuDLFRAUM.
IR0INIA--In the Clerks office Of County /
Court Of County Of Shenandoah.
I hereby certify that the above application \
las been filed with me this day I'm my clerks |
Dflice aforesaid. and that there have been Med |
10 previous applications for the purchase Of
aid real estate from the commonwealth, aud
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1899-01-27
Goodbye,
Rheumatism.

CHANGED to read your advertisement
and was impressed with it so much
that l decided to try S. S. $. / took
eleven bottles and was entirely relieved
of all pain and cured permanently.
When l began to take s. S. 5. was
unable to sit or stand with any ease,
and could not sleep. Since taking the
last dose / have had no return OF the
Rheumatism, and ! take great pleas
ure in recommending s. 5. 5 to any
one who has the misfortune TO su1er
with this disabling disease"
S.S.S. is the only cure for Rheu-