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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19
Hewitt-Kyes.

The marriage of Miss Minnie D. He
witt of Oshkosh, to Winfield J. Kyes of
Eagle River, occurred at.the home of the
bride in Oshkosh on Tuesday afternoon
last.
The bride has been teacher in the
schools at Arbor Vitae, where she met
her fate. She is also quite we'll known
here, and has many friends who rejoice
with her in her new found happiness.
The groom is an old Merrill boy, but
for several years has been in the en-
ploy of the Ross Lumber Co., at Arbor
Vitae. Last fall he was the unanimous
choice of both parties for treasurer of
Villas county, and of course was duly
elected. So much good fortune does
not often come to a young man all at
once, as to find renunerative position
and wife at the same time, but Win.
is worthy and may he enjoy the fruits
of his good fortune.
Congratulation are in order and are
being duly bestowed upon the happy
recipients, and THE STAR again adds
it's good will to Mr.. and Mrs. w. j.
Kyes. Merrill Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19

A small Cleveland boy has dread
full stock of slang at his tongues end, to
the great grief and Humiliation of his
mother, says the Plain Dealer of that
city. A good deal of this slang he
learns in the street, and some CT it he
gets from a wicked uncle.
The other day while out with his
sled he had bad tumble on the ice,
and bruised his side quite severely He
isn'ttoo big a boy to be petted by mamma
and he came hustling into the house
get her help and comfort
He bounced into the parlor andthel e
sat kindly-faced gentleman with big
dark eyes and curling beard.
THIS is the way the boy described
what followed.
Il knew who it was right away, ma
ma. and | laid to him: Amt you tn
new gospel scout to our church? An he
kind O smiled an said: You We guessed
it, my boy m the new sermon sharp
at the birthstone shack around,th cor
ner. Say mamma, he beats Uncle
George clean out O. sight. Uncle
George don t know no slang as good as
that. Then he saw me holdin' my side
an he says: What's.th matter? Cracked
a slat? An say, mamma, he just unbut-
toned my jacket an rubbed the pain
right away, mos as quick as you could
an think he's the incest man I ever
knew, except papa, of course. an | told
him I'd be sure to come to hear him
preach next Sunday.-Ex
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19
CATHOLIC CHURCH.

eg3','.,, list, High Mass, 10 A. NJ.
PT "g, ~. Scriptural History, ?
elicti,n,' o. eSpers, instruction, Ben
SAND ND - sunday of each Month, Masses
B- o; ~ An,
AscahEs;np1a :S OF Obligation: Jan. 1st:
Dec SStI Day: Aug. Is: Dec. sth;
alton on, a special Christmas regu-
EHste" an, cceIebration:l High Mass;
NrnNn" au Gospel, with 8 Minutes
at,:30 VI h0mely and benediction
Fdday;S y. ~ IN Lent, Stations on
alton for ~ 80 P, NJ. Special regu-
Eek DAYS we holy Week. Mass Oh
@oSPER GoEpFERT, C. S. Sp.
!. 81 Rector.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19
WOOD FOR SALE.

+, One hundred cords Is inch bone dry
nan1e and birch wood for sale either
an car at Three Lakes or Eagle River
s in car load lots. Write. for prices. f.
q f,amnbell. Three I4akes.aW is.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19
PERSONAL and GENERAL.
Social, Personal and General Happen
ings Of the Week.

lngs OF the Week.
Morgan leads them all in groceries
-Chas. LaForee of Rhinelander was
in town yesterday.
Mrs. D. S. Johnson joined her hus-
band here Saturday.
gg'All kinds of Justice Blanks are
printed and for sale at this Office.
Mrs, Jos. Tooley spent a a couple
Of days in Amigo the latter part of last !
Week.
Art Mathews left yesterday to look
over some pine in the vicinity of Arbor
Vitae
JAS. Morgan has the finest line of
ladies and gentlemen underwear in
the city.
Harry Aldrich was called to Three
Lakes Monday by the illness of his lit
tie child.
Nice fresh salmon from the Pacific
coast for sale at Jas. Morgans meat
| market.
| Jas. McKinleyis looking over some
timber near Stella. He went down
yesterday
/ Attorney George W. Latto of Anti
go was in town Friday ira lsacting some
| legal business.
B. F,eWilson one of the proprietors
5 of the Star Lake lumber plant was in
: this city Sunday.
+, -Chas. Denton who has been scaling
, for John Godkin near Conover is home
S sick with the grip,
The REVIEW was made the official
. county paper at the last meeting of the
. board OF supervisors.
i &C. F. Colman left Tuesday for Chi
cago where he will spend week or ten
days visiting relatives.
j B. Rodgers made a business trip
over in the western part of the county
the latter part of last week.
Sheriff Loughlin spent couple of
days the fore part of the week looking
over some land near State Line.
tI %. w Saynor of Plumb Lake is in
the city to-day attending upon meet
ing of the jury commissioners.
JAS. Fitzgibbon who has charge of
John Godkin's logging operations near
Conover was in town yesterday,
DIR. w, D. Neville went to Three
Lakes Tuesday to attend the sick child
of Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Aldrich.
S. ". Smith went up the line Satur
day to make tour of the camps selling
rattle tickets on the Denton House.
Will Diamond left Tuesday for
Grand Rapids in responce to "a letter Of
fering him position in a newspaper
there.
Sheriff Loughlin returned Friday
| from the western part of the county
where he had been on professional bust
ness.
A. H. Stevens whohas. been at State
| Line lOF Gue pttSU lew weeks hauling
pulp wood for Frank Flllacy came home
Tuesday.
| IT. B. butcher and Chas. Irwin
went to Rhinelander Monday as witness
ses on land contest. They came home
Tuesday.
John Mercer Of Minocqua is in town.
He is one of the jury commissioners and
/ is over here attending the drawing of
/ the jury.
District Attorney Colman was
called to Woodruff last Thursday to APP
pear for the state in case before JUS
tice~Hillis.
F~--Daniel Graham came up Saturday
from Madison to spend Sunday with his
wife. He succeeded securing the pos
ition OF attendent for one of the senate
committee rooms. ~ I'd st.3-sa.5
why Not Read
The Milwaukee Weekly Sentinel and
this journal? IF taken together they
,ys II ACCT va, only, d. M NOR war; We
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19
WhyNot Read

The Milwaukee Weekly Sentinel and
this journal? If taken together they
will cost you only s2-00 per year, We
want your subscription.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19
Report Of the Financial Cor y
difioYN

OF the Bank of Eagle River locates
III rag &c River. State IS " lsconsi1., sap
Ihe morhing OF January 2, 1899 as made
to the State Treasurer.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19
Eooky 75c * Year,

IS all you have to pay for The Milwau
kee Weekly Sentinel. a newspaper de-
voted to agricultural pursuits, state
news from all counties in the state. and
news of Importance from all over the
United States and the world.
annual Conve ntion, National ere rxH-
cry Buttermakers' Association,
Sioux FaI1s, s. ID, Jan $3.50,
On accoont of the above, excursion
tickets to Sioux Falls, via the North
Western Line, will be sold january
N-24, good ssntil January 81, 1884, at
greatly reduced rates, Apply to agents
for full particulars.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19
Buck1en,s Nrniea salve.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains. Corns, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction or r,oney,
refundnd. Price 25, cents per box.
For SALE BY f. Beardsley..
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19
E0DG ES.

q, .. Eagle River Lodge, No.
io9, meets every Monday at their
= nan over f. Beardsley's drug store.
hrothers from other lodges are COR
1,a1,y invited. Mart Hirze!,
VI. L. NanD0rn. n. q. SG'v.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19

The smallest things may exert tEe
greatest influence DeWitt's Little
Early Risers are unequalled for over
coming constipation and liver troubles.
Small pill, best pill; safe pill.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19
CHURCHES.

r UNCONSTITUTIONAL CHURCH.
Slo.SGGN aJ the Church every Sunday at
Inv Va M. and I:3o p. m. Prayer meet
scIor}S 1fnoesday evenings at 7:3O. sunday
Io,rc, l na.i ttjately after morning service,
$niIsH- PEOPLES 1hristian Endeayor one hour
"""l afternoon at $50,
II, c, Tom Pastor,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19

* A. NJ Eagle River Lodge
meets every second and fourth
ueSiay, ut their hall over Dick
gu'oh X Cocks store. Visiting broth
e1rS cordially invited. O. B.Moon.
jas ooerhoitzer, W. Nj. Sec'y
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19

NJ W. A.-Eag}e Waters Camp No.
] %o, meets each Friday at Jones'
5.,,, h3II. Visiting Neighbors are cor
I, Jones, O. B. Moon,
ven. consul. Clerk.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1899-01-19
HOTELS.
COUNTY OFFICERS, ETC.

Terms of Court. ..................
Municipal court meets on call,
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30
ST. Simon Island Will Have I'M
mens9 Crowds on That
Day.
GREAT MANY FEATURES ARRANGED
Pfis's F,'g tLo Various Races Now Be-
i7g Exhibited il sbtw WinIows
A.ou.d ha City,

The program for the Gorious
Fourth Of Ju'y c .bration at S, Simon
oa Tuesday win be published in de-
tail in Sundays ISSUE of Tha Times.
The features are good, attraotive and
viii d.uStless draw al immerse
crowd down to tbs island. There has
been great am,unl OF interest mani
tested in this celebration rom ali the
neighboring sections and towns, ard it
is expected that there viii be an ur-
usual saa shore pilgrimage.
All Of Brunswick viii turn Out en-
nasse as she always dacs oa ne
Fourth.
The p.izsa fer the successful con
testauts are being exaibited in the
windo~s g tie gVious merchants !,
All Of these are valuable ia themselves
and WIN prove pnz indeed to the
winners. The hardscmo bicycle med
ais, boat race cups driil medal, qua
shoos cup, etc., tesids the money for
horse racing, obstacle RACES, and
greasy pol are r,uiy.
The nset II island boats vii com
meboe trips 90 me islard early IN the
morning ana continue until late at
tight Every provision has been made
to handle the CROW ds with coufot
aud ease. Plenty Of luaoheon on the
Rr.unds, and free ioe water.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30
Advert in The Times
eight pages gunday.
Copper Mna or Fire.


jerome, Arzoaa june 20 The
UnIted Verde copper mine is burning.
Il is the property Of w A Clark, the
millionaire art collector. All the
timbsfa n me mioe are ablaze, and
tho sm o6e has driven ous all the work
men Many thousand dollars worth of
trJperiy has air ady been destroyed
There is no method at hand to extin-
gu.sh the fire The camp is terribly
excited for fear that an explosion will
occur
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30
MISSION ENTERTAINMENT 1omeHf.
Some Of Those WHO wtn Participate in
ths B thel Corcars.

Some Of Those WHO Wlll Par iCipste il
tAs B thel corcart.
Although q full program has 70
yet been obtained nor exact precedent
established as to position on program
the following are come of tbs
numbers which viii be rendered this
evening IN the Oglethorpe Auditorium
asthe entertainment for the @Bethel
Mission.
Each Of these musicians are wsll
known as musicians ard crowded
housa ia expected:
Qlaftetic, Greeting Glec, Misses
Bessie Fox, Helen o'oouuor. Mesdam0.
J B wf'gbt,n II Bsl mond.
solo, pvlie aud Mrs A J crovstt.
Male 0 tette Where Fondest Burns
the Hearth-Messrs Tupper, Fleming,
D anton, caudje., Smith, LaMance,
Allen, wtf, Miss Heien o'conaor,
aooon7aoist
SOL Changsless- -Mrs w II DYER.
Piano Medley-Mr Warren Howard.
Duett, yo,cfs Ii the Trarquil n gbt
--Nesdames a Rove. " II Dyer,
solo, Mrs b Winfield.
Piano ana Matdolin Duet Misses
Daisy NJ Intosh, Jennie Bryan
Solo, Miss Bessie FIX
Double oaartet,e, Moonlight viii
Come Again-Mesdames Blauton, Lse,
Wallace, Porter, Messrs Lsaaloe,
BIsnIor, Allen. Fleming
Performances begins promptly at
o'olccS
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30
occur
II you have anything to
sell advertise in The Times.
Big eight page edition Sun
day.
lle 2toh.bs at .he Natlon

New York, June 20. Beginning
with the W c T U state School Of
Methods today and tomorrow, follow
ing With the prohibition camp IRE on
July Is, and ne address Of National
Chairman Diekie on Sunday after
roon, July 2 continuing with the
national conference of prohibition
leadsrs on July 81, The great p7ohibi-
ticn park (staten Island) meetings
will culminate on the afternoon of
The 1th 10 the masterly Grafton "Pow-
er and Weight" By John G. Woolley.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30
DAY-REED CASE CONTINUED
Attorneys Reach This Agreement Re-
garding it Yesterday

garding it Yesterday
The case Of Mrs. +. B, Day VS.. Mr.,
II W, Reed, executor ana guardian,
was not heard before Auditor John
son yesterday. By an agreement
with the attorneys, it was continued
and the date will be announced later.
Attorney Marion Harris. who came
down from Macon to confer n the
case will return to Macon today. he
has made no decision as yet as to Tie
part he will take in the case. Mr..
Reed win return to Mexico. IN view
Of the fact hat be has been here ttree
times to attend hearing and tina ais
tance he has to travel is all told absus
ten thousand miles, the agreemtnr
reached yesterday leaves it largely op.
iional with his attorneys as to the
time the case as to be taken up sgain.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30
CxeIers Il Nsw YORK Meet.

New York, June 2s.-The State L
A W meet at PAsohogue. Ii today, 30
morrow and Saturday, promises to
excel in interest III the Cycling af-
fairs Of the year The program in
cIndes runs through all parts Of Long
islaud
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30
French and German Firms Are An
nounoad AS the Pur-
ohasers.
BtS cad ENOUGH OF War.
Rhsa tho Actress, Dead and Mss. sOuthwOrth
9yiog J S Government Getting Ready
to saud R,inforcsmsnts to Manila.

Madrld, June s9.--Ata conference
of the cabIuet today the Minister of
Marine announced the sale Of the
cruisers PauiJta aad Rupiao TO the
French Trens Atlantic Steamship
Company respectively. 1t was also
announced that the trea'y cession of
the Caroline Islands would be ratified
carly next week.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30
oBAR Or Will SOON rs ISSUED

psts R p.dly AppIosed~g For a Perfect
0 g'nis'lon of 'he Fir Assoc asic6
Tha early Gaze That will soon usher
in the fair charter e the absorbent
topio Of town talk now Every oitlzen
seems 70 be morsthsn anxious now to
pu. tbs fair through in drss class
shape And Just as soon as tue charter
Is ia operation there wiIi be eu ,adi-
minahed work unfit every tea.aFe Of
the mapped cut prog7an is carved cut
TO It's fullest and broadest success
IA location ana appointment the
Southeastern Fair better "a tipped
than any smas association u
c orgis Il has The oni7 brick build
ing in the sac; wiz have The only
ki'e shaped racing trick, aud with the
exception Of TIE fair grounds in
Macon, will hsye the pretliest IN the
state tits tire intention Of tie assooi.
alton to make a spfsisl feature o.
beautifyirg the greulds; this will
give Brunswick magnificent pleas
ure park for drying, bicycling aud ali
manner cf out door ann sa9lsnll. base
hap, foot bali. cricket, tennis. golf
polo and all iu9h kindred sport
Keep tha fair q pushing
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30
WI = IS Drsyfasl

Paris, June Despite oaieial con-
tradiction Of the report, persistent
rumor is il circulation that Dreyfus
has arrived Al Rshnes, It is alleged
Mrs. Dreyfus has ssid to friends che
will see her husband on July let.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30
Easn, the As.r,ss, Dying.

Lold9n, June 2o.-rhe Paris cor
respondent Of tho Chronicle tel gtaphs
that Mile RAes, the aotreas. has died
at her villa &C Mont Morenoy. France.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30
PROF. LANES COMING LECTURE.
Rare Treat in store for the People Of
Brunswick.

Brunswick.
The coming lecture Of Prof. Chas
Lanes which will be delivered here on
Jnly 9Th, promises rare treat for the
citizens Of Brunswick: He ranks
amongst the beet on the Lecture biat-
form and his quaint witticisms and
sound philosophy have won for him
much praise. Bishop Haygood says Of
him:
l have heard Prof. Chss. Lane leo
tnre with delight. Fox sense and
sound morals, well mixed with fine
honor without faint or stain, know
hardly his equal, not his superior.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30

Advertise your goods IN
The Times. Big eight page
edition Sunday,
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30

Dawsger has pinned her faith to
Jung Lu who for many years has
had his heart conferred 90 usurpirg
the throne.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30

An advertisement in The
Times will sell your goods.
Eight pages, big edition on
Sunday.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30

The past weeks spirited selling causes short lengths
and odd lots to pile up. Remnants, if you like and we
teke drastic measures to hurry them out this week Self
interest demands your presence here this week.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30
CHM in snd Fix,

Port Townsend, June 20. According
% advices China still continues in
state Of uncertainty bordering on
revolution. It's reported the Empress
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30
For medicinai pur. oses use Planters
Bye Whiskey.

Another one Of The Times
big edition will be out Sun.
day. Send in your ad copy
early.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30

Remnants Of PRETTY summer wash t~brics
consisting Of Lawns, Dimity, Batistes, in a
splendid assortment Of the prettiest effects in
212to yard lengths. We will close them out
this week
BELOW COST.
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30

Advertise IN The Tlmes
The Brunswick times. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 188?-1900, 1899-06-30

In Mems Wooden Suits this week are eIght lots
TEN DOLLAR SUITS that we will make the re-
markable price of
The record-union., 1899-08-28
What Worried Governor Stone.

Ten days before the Inauguration of
Colonel Stone, says the Philadelphia
Inquirer" the newspapers were filed
with conflicting stories regarding the
makeup of the new Cabinet. The
Governor-to-be was said to be deeply
Perplexed over this problem He was
represented as a much -harassed man,
being pulled hither and thither by dis
putting interests and being altogether
in distressed state of mind.
One evening just about this time a
number of friends were assembled at
Colonel Stones house. tt was noticed
that the host was a little absent
mineded and occasionally seemed buried
in thought. Those present being all
men, there was no hesitation about
speaking frankly, so one of the guests
said:
Colonel, you seem troubled. Is the
Cabinet question giving you any an
noyance? 2"
Not at ALL" was the reply, with a
hearty laugh, that's absolutely set
tied in my own mind"
Perhaps the preparation of your in
augural speech occasions some trou-
ble?''
NO; that's written already and in
shape for delivery"
Whats the trouble, them"
why, it's this" said the Colonel. alb
ruptly and with emphasis. 'T want to
know if I am compelled to wear a
plug hat at the inauguration. Pitts
burg Dispatch.
The record-union., 1899-08-28
Made Mr.. Davis Explain.


The recent manager of Richard Har-
ding Davis recalls an amusing story
which is told of this brilliant and &C.
centric young writer.
The scene was in the home of an
actress in New York She was en-
tertaining caller who knew all of Mr..
Davis stories by heart, when the au-
thor was announced. After the two
men had been properly introduced the
business man continued his eonversa-
ton. Mr. Davis was clearly impatient.
He had something of his own to say.
After fidgeting bit, walking over to
the window and drumming on the
panes, he went back to his chair and
produced some photographs.
Here are some pictures of the pee
pie who are playing in The Little
Girl he explained
"Ah?" said the business man.
Yves" replied Mr.. Davis.
AN American play?''
Yes, one of mine"
Indeed
From one of my stories,'' added Mr..
Davis irritably; my Van Bibber
stories"
an Blbber! Van Bibber!' repeat
ed the business man. German stories?'
mo, English. 1 wrote them first for
a newspaper and then
With an imperturable face the busi-
ness man, aided by the silence of the
actress, led the author, step by step, to
tell the history of the Van Bibber
yarns, from the newspaper to the stage,
and when he had finished both men
y,n1ry ex1,o IT,
Davis was red and perspiring. The
other man was cool and collected.
Ihen the business man withdrew and
treated himself to bird supper, and
MS solltary laughter made the waiter
fear that he was serving a lunatic.--
Philadelphia Post.
The record-union., 1899-08-28
Humors of Wife Hunting.

At the Turnbridge Wells County
Court recently, before his honor
Judge Emden, an amusing case was
heard. George Coleman, a furniture
salesman of Turnbridge Wells was
sued by an agent named Hamilton for
fl los for sectarial work done in en-
deavoring ''to procure wife for Cole
man."
Plaintiff stated that he was instruct
ed by the defendant to insert an ad-
yertisement in a Sunday paper for a
'domesticated woman as housekeeper,
with view to matrimony." They re-
ceived many replies, the whole bun
die weighing two pounds. Plaintiff
spent half the day in reading the
replies to defendant, and on Lord May
ors Day they both went to London to
interview some of the ladies. One of
them wrote, do not write so business
like; open your heart to me- They
saw hospital nurse under the Marble
Arch, but when she got home she wrote
that she was called away to an infec-
tious case. and could not correspond
any more.
His Honor-What did he want?
Plaintiff-He wanted persons with
iilOAiCy, DCCo1OSC IAlSy "0Ie Cd4 anu
shreWd.
His Honor-What does this cross on
the envelope mean?
Plaintiff-That denotes the quality
His Honor-This one has four crosses.
Plaintiff-That means she has got
some money, I suppose.
Continuing, plaintiff said the ladies
did not take to Mr.. Coleman, as he was
too old The large bundle of applica-
tions were torn up on Turnbridge Wells
common and sprinkled about until a
policeman came up, and they had to
move off.
His honor gave judgment for the
plaintiff, with costs.-London Tele-
graph.
The record-union., 1899-08-28
Why 1t Didn't Suit Her.

No" said the widow of the waiter,
addressing the tombstone man, 81 will
not accept this monument. / do not
care to advertise my poor, dear Henry S
business over his grave"
Why, madam" the man asked,
what's wrong with the stone? It's one
of the best we have in stock for the
price,
1 don't care" she declared, 81 won t
nave 1t, with that lamb on top and un-
der 1t them words: We'll done, thou
good and faithful servant A person
might think he had just taken an order
for mutton chop."-Chicago Times
Herald
The record-union., 1899-08-28
Exercise.

Eve have walked eleven miles this
morning without stopping" said one
Filipino soldier, discontentedly.
That's so,'' answered the other 1--WE
might as well join a golf club and be
done with t."-Washington Star.
The record-union., 1899-08-28
In the Summer.

Tapley-You're an orphan.
Miss Somergurl-Yes.
Taply-Well, whose consent may 1
ask in order to marry you?
Miss Somergurl-Well you might ask
mine.-Boston Traveller.
The record-union., 1899-08-28
LOsT-FoUND.
DRESS AND CLoAKMAKING.

MRS. FERRITER, FASHIONABLE
dressmaker and ladies' tailoring. 2221
Q street. phone Sun. white 746.
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LIST OF LETTERS.

Remaining in the Postoffice at Sacra-
mento August g. 1899:
LADIES' LIST
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f. H. SCHARDIN, ARCHITECT, BREU-
ner building, K ST.. bet. 9Th and 7th.