The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-04-21
Editorial and Otherwise.


Gnd never made a mistake in marking bis
creatures.
Louisville has uniformed its street cleaners
in white duck.
A discontented individual is like a sailboat
without rudjer.
Don't c"vet your neighbours wife, or any.
thing he may have.
Random shots hit the bulls eye sometimes
when least expected.
It's hard to convince some people that hon.
esty is the best politics.
Some people are proud Of the scars they
have left on others.
Spring poets and the oat sowing season have
had another setback.
Man is compelled to work for what some
other animals get free.
Whipper- -snappers are not be trusted in
business or anything else.
There is no question about tears being the
crying need of humanity.
No man is so good that his neighbors can,
see room for improvement.
Narrow minded men make terrible breaks
fron business stand point.
Some men move in a mysterious way to fur.
ther their nefar,ous schemes.
Trouble is,abont the only thing some people
can borrow without security.
There is one body that knows more thar
anybody, and that is everybody.
Good qualities are jewels that only goot
breeding can set of to advantage.
After it is too late man thinks of a lot O
bright things he might have said.
The mission Of the masher is to show thai
man was before he became man.
A professional promoter of enterprise is ont
who endeavors to promote himself.
The influence of women is all powerful-es
peciallv when she wants anything.
No girl is too good to be kissed. The bible
tells us to hold fast to good thing.
A physician may speak but one Language
and yet be familiar with many tongues.
A true gentleman will always treat ladies
with proper respect, which is due them.
To err is human, to forgive divine but it's
useless to mention it to the rolice justice.
Confidence is a plant of slow growth, but
the bunco man knows the art of forcing it.
Lord, deliver us from the assissin of char
acter. Shun HIM as you would old Satan.
1t is said that fool can do more damage in
a minute than wise man can undo in a year
Some women gicgle for the purpose of try.
ing to make men believe they are still girlsh
Truth is stranger than fction-and lots ol
people are averse to associating with strangers.
Train up hired girl in the way she should
go--and the first thing you know she is gone.
II is the complaint Of the round cotton bale
people that Texas is not giving them q square
deal.
The tombstone is about the only thing that
has a good word to say of man when he is
down.
The man who wears congress CATERS won.
ders how the pedder of shoe strings makes a
living.
We believe in calling things by their right
names, even il it does cut to the raw some.
times.
If some men should have brain trouble |,
would be harder to locate the brain than the
trouble.
A lawyer is an individual who rescues your
property from others-then keeps il for hi,
| trouble.
The acme Of laziness has been reached wher
man feels that it is too much to try to avoit
trouble.
The DEMocRAT.SrAR continues to be th'
only strictly Democratic newspaper IN Jack
son county.
A poet has been known to make dollars ou
Of lines that ordinary mortals couldn't maxi
sense out OF.
Quinine spectators have cornered all th'
bark in the market, but 1t wont do to have I
chill about it.
Some good and pure girls are not as parti
cular about who their male associates are q
they ought to be.
Don't take it for granted that every maj
that wear pantaloohs 10 a gentleman. Yo,
may be fooled, girls.
II Keeps wives as busy providing things 70
the inner man rs it does husbands in provid
ing things for the outer woman.
Every town has few leeches that sue
blood from the enterprises projected BY thei
fellows and never help along iu any way.
About one hundred years ago the use q
starch for st,oening The frills around the nee
was considered highly reprehensible, Il nj
positively sinful.
An Atchison man sits with his coat of !
the house cecause he found il to be surs va
to get his shirt mended. Company comes an
sees the holes, and the next time he puts .
the shirt they haye been sewed up.
Il 10 said the whskey in use on the easter
shore Of Maryland is an mild that the native
are rapidly beco'oins addicted to the extras
of sjkma,ca ginger a. beverage. Its contr
ued uss ought to result in giving them snaE
Within eight more centusies leap year vi
have become relict of the present day. d
that time the extra eleven days lost to max
up The ehsq1ss from the old Julian ealsnda
to that Of the present day will ell have bee
duly accounted far, aud the world will ~
asouad 10 ttst ~ days, ard 70 more.