Middletown transcript., 1899-01-28
OLD DUELING RULES.
nMucH USEFUL ADVICE" FROM AN
ANCIENT BOOK.

tMUC7 USEFUL ADNiCE" sFHOM AN
ANCIENT BOOK.
the Encounter, He Is Told to Go on
with as Good Grace as Possible.
IrIshmen Not Good Seconds.
To Englishmen dueling is happily
lost art, but three-q quarters Of a century
ago dueling was sufficiently in vogue to
induce an anonymous writer to publish
book containing much useful infor-
nation, y ironically dedicated to Daniel
O'Connell, Esq, NJ P, and James Silk
! Buckingham, Esq, M. P, as stenter-
tanning the opinion first promulgated
by the immortal Falstaff of happy
memory that discretion is the better
part of valor :
The author advises .'all my country
men who go abroad to use the pistol in
stead of the sword when they have the
choice of the weapon, as the balance Of
killed and wounded is now much in fa-
vor of the French, who, upon the ter
mination of the late war, amused them
selves by occasionally splitting some half
dozen of our travelling young fashion
ables before breakfast /" He recon-
mends 'tPurdey, in Oxford street, as
the maker of the best dueling- pistol
locks" care in the selection of a stock
which fits the hand comfortably and to
eschew saw handles Barrels should
be ten inches long and half rifed,
which, considering that throughout his
volume he poses as a man of the strict
est honor, is puzzling, for he admits
that wholly rihed pistol is considered
an unfair weapon, therefore one not ap-
pearing to be rifed should be substi-
tuted
On "the chances he writes: 'tMany
poor, long armed, struggling fellow
has received the coup di (sic) c9ur (or
fatal stroke) who might still have been
in existence had he known how to pro-
tect his person in the field, the neces-
sary protection consisting in standing
sideways and drawing in the stomach.
Should the party be hit presumably
because he could not draw in his stom-
ach-sshe must not feel alarmed " This
seems difficult, as man with a bullet
in his stomach can hardly be expected
not to display some little natural ankle
ty, for, as is admitted later, "a shot in !
the digestive organs must be particu-
larly annoying to a bon vivant" To |
aldermen his advice is f'the old method |
of fighting-the back to the adversary |
and discharging over the shoulder. +"
''The chances of mans being killed |
are about IA to 1, and of his being |
hit about 6 to l." He arrives at |
this conclusion by dividing a mans
body, when opposed to his adversary, |
into nine parts. Therefore he says, GAS
in only three of these wound would |
prove mortal, the chances are to
/ against his being killed, and to
/ against his being hit-that is, how
ever" he hastens to add, provided his
antagonist has never read my work. If
he has, the case may be differentl"
The combatant is told mot to allow
the idea of becoming target to make
him uneasy, but to treat the matter
loosely" He is to laugh away the
evening over bottle of port, and play
a rubber of whist, but he must avoid
drinking to excess, or taking "any food
that tends to create bile, because sfbil-
ious objects are not seen either distinct
iy or correctly" This would rather be
a valid reason for getting as bilious as
possible. A man with an attack of
jaundice should be invisible, and able
to blaze at his antagonist in perfect
safety. IF he cannot sleep on retiring
to rest, he is to read Byron's ttChilde
Harold" His servant is to call him at 5
and give him strong cup of coffee.
Then he is to smoke cigar, and ION
his way to the scene of action" he is to
take brandy and soda, as most
grateful stimulant and corrective"
No wonder our author recommends
him at this point to draw in his stom-
ach eff he dies, he is to go off with as
good grace as possiblel" On the other
hand, if he hits his antagonist, he is to
take off his hat to him and express re-
greet
A challenge is not to be in rhyme,
such as ga certain poetica1, brandy low
to brother officer who ran off with his
wife:
Wounds on the flesh surgeons skill may
heal,
But wounded honor's only cured with steel
An rishman is not to be chosen as
second, for nine out Of ten have such an
innate love of fighting they cannot
bring an affair to an amicable adjust
ment, and the first duty of a second Ia
to prevent the affair coming to seri-
ous issue Other advice is for the sec
ond to take care his principal is not in
by the sun, and to get his
with something dark behind
him, when it viii be much more easy
to hit him.
As may be inferred, the author holds
BY dueling, for esthe man who falls
in duel and the individual who is
killed by the overturn of stagecoach
are both unfortunate victims to prac-
ice from which we derive great advan-
ages 1t would be absurd to prohibit
stage travelling because occasionally
lew lives are lost by an oEerturn, and
Unless men endearored to destroy each
,ther they might live to patriarchal
lge and multiply SO rapidly that the 5
oil would soon be insufficient to sup
,ly them with nourishment, with 9
which reductio ad absurdum the vol '
lme may well be put back on the shelf
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