The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-10-15
OWENS TRIES A NEW GAME.
GOLF As 1T 4PPEIRS IN 4 DRESS
OF WELSH AND ENGLISH

of the grandmother of the Brindle Cow
Golf Talk and Work Retrospect with n
Pleasant Tang of scotch whiskey in IL.
REMsEN. n. Y, oct IA. The Town Council,
on barrel ends assembled, was discussing md
dissecting Aguinaldo and waving the American
flag over his scattered remains. when owen Owens
tramped in in a state Of considerable excitement
and taking his accustomed seat by the markcrcl
cask, injected into tho proceedings mixture
Of Welsh and English, upon souw subject which.
as well as anybody could make out was not allied
to the Philippine question
wal, owen Ovens" said lNll Dave Evans
in pause: what are you gctn at Why dont
you speak New Nicd Statcs' Wha, yuu hin
do anyway"
"Oh. by gar. anyway Bill Dave: sputtcrcd
Owen Ovens You seein what | see | guess
you get little mN on your tongues. toe lock YOU.
You want To- join my goss club. Bill Dave"
Your what" said Hl Dave susprio,slv.
Don't try to get me- into more Of your Welsh sim
cry giddions ar hS Stcd fnddcrs"
"Nu. no." said owen Owens. "No Welsh ai
all. Goss club like sec by Trenton, | toll va
bout him, anyway You see this mOrnn |
bin go trains car by Trenton; have little bust
ness for do. Prity soon Eettin business done,
got bout five hours for Kill times I'LL train goin'
by Rrmscn gain. So thnhin' | take little
walks up for look see where my brindlc COW heller
gran mother used for eat COW pasture. ] goin'
up lane when l sec ahead some Of queer lookin'
fellow you never sec it. Some Of it got on red
coats an some Ave. six color shirt. ics like my
ole woman hes petucoats ejackly. An then
all Of II but two got on what you call it, britches-
knee, what bicycles fellow call it knicke pockets,
an long stockin' turn down on tops les like was
see II in ole picture Scotchmans. Robert Bruce
chase King Edward over eros bordcl look
by knickel pockets an sayin BY COS l got leg
like some Of II be pritty glads for tuck stockin'
inside an pull brtChes down by top shoe an
not make laG for everybodys bout bone an skin
Then every one Of it got little umbercllen stand
carryin full Of sticks an beside all got nico
little cap, same color like woods in fall. an some
women Of /, got shorts skirt like picture miIks
women in Wales an nice hat with feather out
by tail turkey look nice tell YOU
Il come up little closer by an see one Of fellow
with long britches what used for know IT, Guess
you know it TOO, Bill Williams what we used
for hunt coon and go fishing with ii. lie say:
Wal, Owen, what in name sight dam you
dom out besides Remsen?
! Then wo make three. Ave Joke bout ole tina
Then | say: What this kind OF procession you
drivin' 10 pasture
Look out he say. or II wass hearin what
you say TO it. That what they call itself goss
club belong by it. First they rent my pasture
for pay an let me play cause l was own IL
an prtty quick can beat all Of II by its
own game look you. You come long watch
Maybe you likin' for play an starts club by Rem
sen an we comm up for beat it
Il say Wal If play an got leg like some
show IL
"Biii say oh that like those city man make
hunt with good many fancy shoot coat an hunt
boot on More fancy shoot coat less can hit
when , shoo, This fellow same sam way Some
Of it play such bad game that il didn't have on
inicklepockits an carry bags club nobody know
Bout that times We gettin' by little house
what VIC go in an there everything pretty good.
I tell you, an on wall one of those thing what You
call il Fool tone what YOU can talk it by
wire way of by citvs, Utica an ordel glass beer
or any some ole things, anyway that what Bin
got little rod stick up an signs board wit num-
Der on him what they say make hole for go in;
what they call il put his green.
wal, ,prittv quick, one of knckepockits he
take club out Of umbreen stand ies' like cake
bammsr tack an some mother kind jes like NJ"
body ! never, see on'y itself, Then he take II
out Of box an make nice little pill like craw Ash
maxim, in mud bank ,uI,, say What he make
"Bill say. He wass make tee on ball
=, hat queer way for make tea, say. CESS
I didn't ike for drink him, ,,
oh that some mother kind 81 tee say Bill.
'Jes' some kind OF queer name they call il for
get ball where you wass get good chance for hit
him ics like school teacher hold up little boy
Then Knickelpockits he puts ball on dirts
get funny way on his fccts an swing clubs like
he tnk he hit II on'y he change his mind all time.
What for he make that instead Of hit it? l
That what they call it undress ball
You make that when you, wass play Bill
No les, make hit him; that undress on'y
for fashionables like it wass go by New Works
an ole countrv's
dress Knickelpockits h Thin good knocks an
by COS how he go! Jes' same like little gun
aS as %H BIB hamSS b "1
he walks over to il an while he wakIn' mother
h kniekeip@cki h make ma tee an nd t "Gy Wien
hole in groun' an make dirts ly, tell you an
ball ie : go bout cSpple an dozen feet Then
undress any; he, ies give one biz swings an by
g2s', anyway. il you ever seem that ball go;
an me an Bill walkn over by il an he jes' give
i nice little taps an il r9llin' down cross put.
hisgreen in bakin' -powdel box jos S" nice you
BY Cos, Bill you knocks better than res, Of
An Bill he say Wal they all while talk bout
brassie an cleek an undressin' an ones up an
some mother kind nonsense dam, on'y beat
Il say, by Cos Bill what you thinkin' bout
thinkn jcs show all of 1t how for give big knocks
an send ball 50 far YOU couldn't tell white cow
from black there both two of it | wasn't un-
dress any but les swing, | tell YOU an hit him
IcS les, >" haLd i can on,y l w'ssnt hit him tall
Dut make HOicS IN ground so hig my hat. knCk
clpoCkitS he all make big aH an saw | think
waSs dig hole for plant potatue in him an TINT
make me little MAIDS 50 hit him gam IS lilo
same time un'y that times soap cake end Gy ~
stick an les miss knock oil one ~ NnickclpOrhitS
hat what he wasS stand bout hundred 'ootson |
throw down slci; an say goes thrt some gnme
for slim leg fellow J better mel play buses bnll
where can hit without break il They an mnl-
lGti an try for make me- payn sonr more an
make putty good Joke 81 ] sec II wGseu't So bad
lot Of fellow whatever but say rrss better ior
mllkS COW an Churn butter than ,hnsc marble
FII. Ian l.t
practice up bimc by in my own pasture an some
day invite clubs all Of y out hy my places
for play an drink buttcrmllk en- mike Joke an
have frs rate time An then knickclpocbita
he SEy he maybe dam glad for come Hu' We shake
hand all rnun an 20 in huUsr clubs an havn
pritty goods drink whisEcv tell YOU; what they
call II Scotch Un'y il good enough for be- Welsh.
make man feel Ike hr able for knock ball all ROM
nlnc hole by one KNOCKS an then have maho
runs Tor Train an lr" catch behind ends platform
IN, ~ Cos, more ! tLiuh bout him. morcI thinks
! go by there gain ~ get couple Stic, an trv
i"r learn like lbill Williams an start club for play
her" by RcmSn, Cause thGl pTjtty good wills
key whet ever was drink tell YOU. an more I
tITlr ih.tt lii,