Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-11-04
BreViticS,

ought TO be good news for everybody
VIII" didn't get on the ticket"
Faller vat know mae ask odder day
eff Aye hane imperialist, an Aye tai
hem no-Aye bane miner except ven
Vrostburg YURNAL call mae "Eckharl
philosopher vech may wife who know
mae lax DICKENS tank rs CUTE mem.
An 1corge Wilson haze say sem teng.
Tile Ec6Adrt Philosopher.
Samuel Dickey, chairman of the
National prohibition committee, saw
president Mckinley drink four kinds
of wine at one sitting. The president
is either not an intelligent topper, or
he doesn't mind getting up next morn
ing with spraired head. Meanwhile,
Johnnie, would YOU take him to bed
in a hack or boat
Aye read Iiorum paper las week and
! Mester Williams haze same to bae te
whole push oop das. Haze sell terra
Gotta pap, mend ayron fence, prent
yob work, run politics, max uppitaphs,
sell corner-lots en- cemetery and pub
fish paper vat es paper. TIE only
teng he leef to tie Mayors Office eS tie
right to sell wooden overcoats to fall
lers vat es dead.-Te Eckhdrt Philoso-
pier.
About 8! columns lire original
matter in this paper columns on
first page. Read every line.
Democrat faller vat know mae haze
say haze bane candidate for faction,
an DIES county bane en- bad shape eff
republicans wen, au republican faller
tai mae same teng an, bay yeminy.
haze say eff democrats wen ct veil be te
worst teng haze ''cffer hat saw" - The
Eckhart Philosopher.
Reliable intelligence comes TO this
Office to the effect that several
nominees are going to get more votes
away from than at home.
Never a shower more welcome than
that which fell Saturday, October %.
1t relieved the land of smoke. extin-
guished the cause of smoke, and stimu-
lated slightly the towns water supply
Aye bane goin to Cumberland Won
day Ven Aye say to faller vat know
mae lets get i'll car next to enyen.'
An haze say wat fer ~ An Aye tai
hem last car en- train bane most dan
verous to ride on.' An, bay yenks,
haze say-''vay en- hal don't railroad
tallers leave last ear off ten p THE
Echhart Philosopher.
A Frostburg dramatist, who twas
born in Attica and acquired his style
in Athens has in preparation play
entitled "A 900-foot Hole or the Fluke
of Diagram No. ~
Faller vat know mae en- Beg 20 sax
haze say haze know cdder fallers vat
don't care auyreng about re Normal
Skule, for try hat no children. An
Aye tai hem tcy batter tax inter, st en-
das >kule. for some TEN, bay yenks,
tey may ha To i-fe Nro>thury an move
to Eckhart. Tile Echhn1t Philosopher
LrdySmrh Is beSi"ged by thu Beers,
hul In dlS"u sing the situation around
Mary lard'> guhernatorial chair the
cinderella d"geuerateS into hrogan
on the other foot. The chair is be
H.. ~ Ill
The Attendance Thursday of last
week upon Prof. .Iaquay's concert was
large, the entertainment excellen' ard
the financial result gratifying.
Look on first page for Miss Louise
X. Shaffer's letter and other interest
ing matter.
Word from the many Homecoming
football friends of Joe Brady. the
irresistible ceutre-rush of the Frost
burg team, indicates consensus of
popular opinion amounting to una
nimity that the JOURNAL last week
knocked down and dragged out the
entire Cumberland contention. Y. M.
C. A. ethics, morning paper and all.
It's way the great paper hasa
way it cant help.
1t Is believed by very many just now
that when the governor dropped Wei
liugton and engaged McComas to fill
the Office of boss he ''swapped bosses
in the middle of the crick.'
SO many nominees in town this week
JOURNAL cannot attempt to name all,
fearing some may be overlooked. In
this, as in all other matters, the jour
NAL is exclusively impartial as well as
great,
Close observers of annual election
visitors inform the JOURNAL that it is
about time Mr.. Bill J. Kelly, of Balt-
more, swift democratic walking del.
egate, was turning up in Frostburg.
He will be needed to morrow Sunday
to pour oil on the embarrassment occa
stoned by labor's conflicting gospels
according to saints Duck and Schon-
falbcr, evaneellSlS.
Don't vote late, and If you want TO
"cut," don't vote "stralght."