The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-07-05
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RI.P.A.N.S JINGLES.

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R.I.P.A.N.S JINGLES.
A dealer in pictures antique
For health regulator did sique.
Sour stomach ho had
And his breath smelled so bad,
NpRns hNCd him all right in wlque.
Rpnns Tabules nre the bost.
pans 1abults food ultsNi,
Ripans 1ahulrs JOY will bring.
Kipaus Tabulos are tho thing.
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i've headache. my, dearl' eruphied he
Then take 'RpAns'r answered she.
You won't feel it at all,
And then you'll stop grumblng at me-
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Its certainly nothing but folly
TO give way TO dark melancholy
when a Ripans TAbule
Tried according TO rule
viii make every body feel jolly.
There wa. young man Of snperios
With stomach aches IN his interior,
He gave Ripans tri al
And makes no denial
That all other cures are inferior.
lady who lived in Vancouver
Tried all sorts OF things to improve hsT
Complexion So blotchy-
When Ripans she got, she
Found twas her wisest manteuvre
There was young man Of Park row
Took rather To- much Of Old Crow,
But n Rirans that night
Soon hNed him all right
Not ain In lis head did he knowI
young servant maid OF New Haven
For years the worst headaches had bravsn.
But when II pans she found
They soon brought her round
And since then all trouble she's saving.
There once was a canny Young Scot
And pimply complexion he d got.
When lie RIpans procured
He WAS soon treasured,
For they soon DAnishod every spotl
Aman who by trade is a printer
Had pains in his stomach last wintep.
lie tried lspans. OF course,
As tnal resource
And soon every pain was spr1nterl
A girl In this city named wheatley.
After meals was Frustrated completely
At the local drug store
She got RipanB, which cured the girl neatly.
There is really but little excuse
For people who don't know the use
or a Ripans Iabule,
Which, II taken by rule.
With all stomach pains plays the deuce.
II dyspepsias pains are within you
And YOU don't wish the aches to continue.
Dsn act like Ounce
Take Ripans at once.
Sometimes there's lot Of trtrolity
Attending dinner aud Jollit1;
Then a " big head " next day
But twill soon pass away
Taking Rpans. that cure Of best quality,
when a fellow feels anv debility,
When the stomach has lost its utility.
Take u course OF Ripans.
Az the wise doctor plans,
And you'l quickly yet back your agility.
When the liver is sluggish In act,n.
When pains cause stomach contraction.
Mhen the appottte's gone.
When you're weary and wan
Rpans IaOules will give satisfaction
Take one In the morning when You rise,
Take another at noon If you are wise.
Take one Just before you 90 to bed
With Ripans head and stomach aches have nods
With dyspepsia some are despairing.
And much inconvenience bearing.
But II Ripans be taken
Such ills Will be shaken
A. thousands to-day are declaring.
Some ladies are often complaining
or strength they have little remainiugt
They II not feel weak or SICK
II they II get Ripans quick.
But health they II be rapidly gaining
man In this city named Leach.
RipAnss morris has tried hard to tesoh'
He gave one to friend
HIS headache to mend.
And he said. right away, It's o peach"
Each travelling salesman and drummer
Who has poorest indigestion In summer
Finds that Kipaus assures
Him the quickest of cures
As . remedy 1t Is hummer"
newspaper writer named Gray
Had dyspepsia every day,
Until Ripans he tried,
But he's since satisfied
That they've driven his trouble avayt
noted artistic designer
Was rather a too hearty diner.
DS spepsa succeeded.
But wisdom he needed
Took RipaIs. and thinks nothing hnert
There was young tailor named Dickey
Whose faNurite drink was a - Hickey"
But he took RipanB after
And said, amid laughter.
"Those Tabules are Just u Jim Hickey"