The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1899-07-14

The punch bowl is more dangerous
than the pugilistic punch.
All things seem easy to the man who
never tries to do anything,
When the bait is worth more than the
fish it is time to stop fishing.
Long sentences never worry reader
as much as they do a criminal.
Superstition never keeps people from
accepting thirteen for dozen.
A whippersSdpper is despised by the
good people of the community.
Human nature in broadcoth is no bet
ter than human nature in rags.
The quickest way to make some folks
mad is to do exactly as they say.
A man with an elastic Imagination is
apt to mistake it for his conscience.
There is always men in every commu-
nifty who do the dirty work for gain.
Contact with sharp man is very apt
to dull ones confidence in humanity.
The potato bug comes up smiling and
is paying strict attention to business.
Kissing fashionable young lady on
the cheek is one way to remove paint
1t is little things that count--especially
when they come rs twins and triplets.
A man never has real trouble until he
has a boy big enough to wear his clothes.
The difference between repartee and
impudence is in the size of the speaker.
Blue eyes are generally considered eff
Eliminate, but this is a mistake, for blue
eyes are found only among Caucasian
nations and the white races rule the
world.
II all people were as mean as they
look, what u terrible world this would
be.
The man who gives without making n
sacrifice gets rid of things he has no use
for.
A phrenologist says large bumps on
mans head often indicate muscular
wife.
Lots of people waste too much time
wishing they were as smart as other
folks.
If man had been entirely open and hon
est he would never have made justice
blind.
Blessings are like children; to be ap-
preciated they should be few and far be-
tween.
Wide open eyes, staring eyes in weak
countenances indicate jealousy, bigotry,
intolerance and pertinacity without
firmness.
The trouble with great many young
men is that they don't like to work be-
tween meals.
A cheap coat does not always make a
cheap man, but it makes him feel that
way at times.
A'boy seldom gets his badness from
his father. The old man usually hangs
on to all he has.
A man walking day and night without
resting would take 42s days to journey
arg ID the world.
fne faith cure may be all right in some
cases, but want of faith Is the only thing
that will cure love.
A man who will desert a friend for
filthy lucre il not to be trusted under
any circumstances.
The lake of fire and birthstone is the
place where the willful and unmitigAted
liar will ultimately land.
Children anl fools always tell the
truth; and tNey generally havaa an un
disputed monopoly of it
Any young man who can't tell wheth
er GIRLS willing to marry him without
asking her had better remain single.
A married man who was recently hyp
Noticed says 1t made him feel just like
1t does when his wife makes up hel
mind.
We cannot live in the world without
associating with our fellow-beings, and
be Influenced by them and influence
them.
The man who does his duty and ther
stands around waiting for people to pa
him on the bick is . mighty poor excuse
for hero.
| A girl coming from big town to-
smaller one, would better not say any
thin01 1nbout II II she expects to maxi
any nlonds. IL
All mon % genius are said to hav'
eyes clcasy INV moving and bright
This y the ~ which indicatse menee
Ahlliiv Il some kind, y doesnt matte