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Morris tribune., 1899-08-12
EDITORIAL COMMENT.
On the "Pioneer Limited :"

On the ''Pioneer Limited"
Nothing richer has ever been pro-
duced by any railroad" st. Paul
Pioneer. Press.
cts world beater."-St. Paul
Globe.
"The best thing the railroad world
can produce" st. Paul Dispatch.
"Prominent and discriminating
people marvel at the creation of ele-
gance and comfort wrought by modern
car builders. minneapolis Tribune.
"The Pioneer Limited stands to- day
perfect in construction, gorgeous in
finish and the acme of luxury and
comfort. Minneapolis Journal.
"The closest inspection bewilders
and takes the breath away, for the
magnifcence and beauty of it all is
simply tremendous. ."-Minneapolis
Times.
The Pioneer Limited leaves Min
neapolis at 7:30 and St. Paul at $40
every evening in the year for Milwau-
kee and Chicago, via Chicago, Mil
waukee & st. Paul Railway. mo
extra charge on this trains)
For tickets. berths or information
apply to any ticket agent, or address
j. T. CoNLEY,
Asst Genl Pass. Agt
St, Paul. Mimi
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12

It Is very palatable and easily
digested. + you will take plenty
Of fresh air, and exercise, and
SCOTS EMULSION steadily,
there IS very little doubt about
your recovery.
There are hypophosphites In it;
they give strength and tone up the
nervous system while the cod-liver
81. 81 feeds and nourishes.
soc. and $r.oo, al druggists.
SCOTT & BOVINE, Chemists, New York.
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12

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Morris tribune., 1899-08-12

Number Five, or let us call aim
Russ" begins his story by telling us
how, ON April 26, a telegram ordered
him to report on board the old receiv-
ting ship New Hampshire, moored at
the end of an East river dock, and hold
himself in readiness 10 go on board the
Yankee. May the men were taken
alongside the Yankee in tug. Then
they had their first meeting with their
new captain, Commander w. H. Brown
son, of the regular navy. His appear
ance and firm but kindly manner bore
out the reputation he holds in the SER
vice as a gentleman and capable Of
dcer, who, although strict disciplin-
arian, is ever fair and just in his treat
ment of the crew. The members of
the battalion were rated as landsmen.
ordinary seamen and .able-bodied sea-
men, according to their skill; and
number of men hastily enlisted for the
purpose were made machinists, firemen,
coal passers, painters and carpenters.
Some of these had seen service In the
regular navy, and they were visibly
horny handed sons of toll. One Irish
man looked with contempt upon the
Naval Reserve sailors. 'Uncle Sam is
a queer bird" several of the men over
heard him remark to a mate. He do
be making picnic ay this var wild his
pleasure boats an his crew av pretty
byes. If we iver tackle the eSpaniards
1-a ssry taaA IN
board thas hooker cryin' for home,
swate home" ,.'Hod," a six-footer, who
played quarterback on famous team
not long ago, took out his notebook and
made an entry. "I'il spot that fellow
and make him eat his words before we
get into deep water" he said, quietly.
In real life VOWS of this sort rarely
find their fulfillment In Oliver Optics
books they always do. Now, the happy
destiny that presided over the Yankee
so arranged it that even this little epi-
sode was to have as POLITICALLY perfect
a conclusion as if Oliver Optic himself
or his ghost had rounded it out. The
battalion's first duty was to join in the
work of transferring stores from the
New Hampshire to the Yankee, and
otherwise assist In getting the latter
ready for service. As the time arriv-
ed for cutting loose from the New
Hampshire it was found necessary to
station several men, armed with guns
and fixed bayonets, on the dock near
the latter ship to stop men from taking
the "hawser route" ashore The fire.
men and coal passers aad been refused
shore leave, or liberty, as it is called,
because Of their habit Of getting intoxi-
Gated, pawning- their uniforms and lott
erfng ashore. The second night after
the order was put in force 1t happened
that "Hod," who was rated as an able
seaman, was on duty with gun and
bayonet on that end of the dock oppo-
site the forecastle. Presently there
came slight, scraping sound and the
end OF rope struck the dock almost
at his feet.
Glancing up, "Hod' saw a mans fig.
ure, tdimly outlined in the gloom, slip
from the topgalIant forecastle and
quickly descend the rope. Hastily step
ping back into the shadows he laid Dis
gun upon the floor of the dock and roll
ed up his sleeves with an air that
meant business. The next moment the
absconder dropped from the rooe. As
he prepared to slip past tae ship a
sineWy hand equally sinewy caught
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12


Rumor Committee, otherwise known as
the "Scuttle-butt Nayigators,.' to
which every man on board was elected
q life member the moment he promul-
gated a rumor, was at its busiest when,
on the morning OF June 2, a hail came
from the lookout at the masthead for
ward.
Land, o." he shouted, waving his
cap. .Hurrah! it's Cubar" The navi-
gator, whose rightful surname had
been facetiously converted by the ma
val reserves into Outlets lost no
time in rebuking the too enthusiastic
lookout. "Aloft, there, you measly lub-
Der! What in thunder do you mean? !?
Have you sighted land!" Yes, sir-r,"
quavered the lookout. Then, why
don't you say 80 without adding any
conjectures Of your own" shouted out
Outlets" irascibly. Shortly after day
light Of the next morning Admiral
Simpsons squadron was sighted OF
Santiago.
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12
An Exact T1athematician

An Exact T1athematician.
James, said his mother, Il have
told you four times. now, to stop
making chat racket"
Five, mamma" replied the youth
who has a great future before him in
the exact sciences. Philadelphia
North American.
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12

whats the matter, old man! Been
losing on wheat7" mo, not that,
forgot to take Rocky Mountain Tea
last night. Wife said I'd be slck
today. Hulburd & johnson.
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12
OAsroRTA.
Bsarssas The Kind ym Ilan Always Bought
''s,a'''' e &lxzzzzN<
First Aug. l2- Last Sep. ls.
Final Proof Notice.
Land Office at St Cloud, MINI

..1Itu SellISS Mt St OIOuu, Mimi,
August 4, 1899.
Notice is hereb. given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice az lis
intention to make final proof ira supnorf
OF ms claim, and that said proof will be
mace before the Clerk of District Court.
at Norris, Minnesota,on September ia. isoe
Stz; 81, frederick Fisher, homestead entry
l25, range "A. -. - so"iisnip
He names the follows Witnesses y,
prove his continuous re3 IL Enoe ,inon and
cultivation OF, said Land q. : a... 'l'l#
Ernest Schutlauf, sWilli8n Olihaver al
of Chokio, Minn ''S - ~ 80
n. 3. TAYLOR, Registes.
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12
GRANDMA
HAD
CONSUMPTION

and ] am afraid l have in-
herited it. / do not feel
well ! have q cough !; my
lungs are sore; am losing
flesh. What shall / do?
Your doctor says take care Of
yourself and take plain cod liver
Oh, but you can't take Il. Only
the strong, healthy person can
take It, and they can't take It
long. It Is 50 rich Il upsets the
stomach. But you can take
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12

Jennie No man can love a girl
with white face and red nose.
Rocky Mountain Tea will make them
change places then you're ell right.
Hulburd & johnson.
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12
$50 For oae Bottle Of 1aedIcine.

= 1@5s 3 q ! sst s4e ( E4s#
This is to certify that my wife was
for years afflicted with asthma, and
was SO far gonet that several physicians
decided that her case must be termin
ated in consumption. was induced
to try bottle OF DR.. Warmers s
White Wine Of Tar SYRUP. To our
great satisfaction it gave almost i'm
mediate relief end two bottles com
pletely cured her She is now well
and healthy. But I would not be
wit out the medicine, if it cost fifty
dollars q bottle. VIM. H. FARRIs,
Chm. Bd. TIP. of Wilton, Monroe Co.
Wis,
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12

The happiest couple in the world
should be deaf husband and a blind
wife, both taking Rocky Mountain
Tea. IS cents. Hulburd & johnson.
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12
MANGER FOR HORSES.
1 Simple Device Meets Many Advsnt-

Simple UovIc6 We0W MAMy AuVhHts
ages.
One thing that hinders many rarm-
ers from making good profit on their
farms is keeping scrub stock instead OF
good breeds No one who has ever
tried feeding Poland China or Berk-
shire hog in the same pen with scrub
would need anything else to convince
him of this. A good thoroughbred will
simply return twice the increase for the
same amount Of feed that the scrub
will This is matter Of far greater
Importance than most people think.
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12

Captain 'Brownson had noticed the in
cident and he sent word to delay open
ing the 'breechlock until all danger Of
explosion had passed After waiting
some time Corporal Murray proceeded
to extract the shell. He took his place
1t the breech, while No. unlocked the
olug and swung it open. Nov we'll
see what lis the matter" he began. It
guess it is another case Of" He
never finished the sentence. With a
trightful roaN the defective cartridge
exploded, sending fragments OF shell
ind parts of the breech block into the
corporal's face and chest. He was
hurled with terrific force to the deck,
where he lay motionless, mortally
wounded. The voyage down the coast
was utilized in making good memo.
vars men of the Yankees crew. IN ad-
ditior TO target practice whenever the
weather permitted, they were exer-
cised in manning and arming boats,
abandoning ship, fire drill, infantry
drill, and the many exercises provided
by the naval regulations. Meanwhile
these were the thoughts uppermost in
every mans mind: Where are we
bound? Are we to join the Havana
blockadfng feet, are we destined for
dispatch and scout duty, or are we to
take part in actual c9nfict? The
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12
Organ For Sale.

Ahigh grade Estey organ in good
condition for sale at q reasonable
price, For particulars call at this Of
flee,
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12

"A prudent man." says a witty
Frenchman, lis like a pin. His head
prevent him from going too far"
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12

marine guard, by members Of the New
York State Naval Militia. For four
months she remained in commission
and then returned, covered with glory.
to receive such a welcome as New York
city has rarely witnessed.
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12
More lin ell C,l.Is.

ROME CRY. IND.
Dr.. G. D. WARNER, Coldwater. Mich
Dear Sir:-It gives me great plea
sure in recommending your White
Wine of Tar Syrup to the public as
an excellent cough cure. / have sold
over gross within short time and
| always warrant q cure and have
never had 9 bottle returned. | sell
more Of your White Wine Of Tar
Syrup than all other cough remedies
/ keep in stock. I sold one dozen
bottles to one of my customers,
Resp'y Yours.
J.. p. CHApmAN.
Morris tribune., 1899-08-12

him by the collar. Burke, suppost
you return aboard ship, said Hod
quietly. You are not going 10 hit thu
Bowery this time. The Irish fireman
attempted to wrench himself free. ther
he struck out at "fiod" with all the
force OF his right arm. The quarter
backs practice On the field came intc
play, and the college graduate tackled
his opponent in the latest approved
style. The struggle was snort and de-.
cisiye, and 1t resulted In Burke declar.,
Ing his willingness to return 80 the
ship. THE next time you try to size
up new shipmate be sure you are On
to his curves" remarked .Hod, as he
escorted his prisoner over the gangway
"You will find some of 'mamma's pretty
boys rather tough nuts to crack. Tne
following days until May were days Of
manual labor which hardened the mus
cles and placed fine edge on the ap-
petites OF ALL To see men who had
been accustomed to life Of luxury
toiling away with rope and scrubbing
brush and paint pot, working like day
laborers, and happy at that, was really
q remarkable spectacle.
The monotony OF the work was brok.
en- on may 9, when preparations were
made to leave the yard. The destina-
tion was only Tompkinsyille, but every
man aboard when the last hawser was
cast off felt that at last they were
started on their cruise in search Of ac-
ton. Not vet were their hopes to be
gratified. From Tompkinsville the
Yankee went to Provincetown, Mass,
and then back again to Tompkinsyille.
Seventeen days had passed. To the
eager crew they seemed like seventeen
months At last on May 20 the Yankee
was again ordered out under sealed or
ders The crew could only guess at
their destination. Before they had lost
sight of the American coast a sad ac-
eident occurred. It was at target prac-
tice on Decoration Day. The port fore
castle s1x-pounder, using shell con-
tanning cordite, powerful English ex-
plosive, was ip charge of a marine cor
poral named ]. ]. Murray, who acted
as captain of the gun. After firing sew
eral rounds with marked success, MUIR
ray saw that the gun was loaded for
another trial. The result was a dull
click, but no explosion. The corporal
stepped back from his place in vexa-
zion. He had succeeded in getting a
fne bead" just as the cartridge failed.
BLAST the English ammunition.- he
exclaimed. .It's no good
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-06-02
Memorial Day Ceremonies.

The program of Tuesdays cere-
monies was carried out as announced.
The parade formed at O'Clock and
marched to the cemetery. Led by
the band of seventeen pieces which
discoursed a funeral dirge, the old
soldiers to the number of nearly a
hundred marched to pay tribute to
the memory of their dead comrades
The Knights Of Pythias, WoOumen,
odd Fellows, Masons aud the Wo.
mans Relief Corps also formed in
line. A procession of little girls
laden with flowers went before and
scattered the fragrant blossoms on
the graves and squad of soldiers
fired salute. 1t had been planned
to have the firing squad made up
from the ranks of the young soldiers,
but for some reason only about seven
or eight turned out. After the cere-
monies at the cemetery, the process
sion marched back to the park and
the program was finished there. A
piece by the band, cong by the
choir, a few well chosen remarks by
Mayor Mcclure who acted as chair
man and then Rev. a. b. Bruner,
the speaker of the day, was intro
duced and delivered an eloquent
address. He paid beautiful tribute
to the memory of the soldiers, old
and young, who had stood between
their country and its internal aud
foreign foes.
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.Iudicigl Conventions.

A Delegate Convention of the Re-
publicans Of the seventh judicial
District will be held at Williams
Hall in Chanute, Kaus., on Thursday,
June Is, lS99 ut one o'clock ?. m, for
the purpose of nominating "a candi-
date for Judge of the Seventh Judicial
District.
The basis of representation will be
one delegate for each one hundred
votes cast for George y. Clark for
Secretary of state in 1898, and one
additional vote fOr each county for
such fraction as its total vote for
said Clark as may be less than one
hundred votes and greater than fifty.
Under this apportioument the seve-
raj counties in the district will be en-
titled to delegates as follows:
Allen, Is. Wilson, Is.
Neosho, 20. WOOdsOn, IL.
The delegates to said convention
will be selected in each county in ac-
0ordance with the existing method and
usage of the Republican party in each
county respectively, in the matter OF
selecting delegates to conventions to
nominate candidates for county of
flces.
The time and place of the primary
and county conventions to select dele
gates to said Judicial Convention will
he designated for each county re-
spectively by the Republican County
Central Comittee Of such county.
BY direction of the Republican
Central Committee of the Seventh
Judicial District of the State of Kan
sas.
Chanute, Kans., April 81 1899.
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lola Cash GROCERY.
Phone No. IT.
3 Doors w. of P.O.
TEN CENTS IN SILVER.

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We want every farmers name in the United
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-06-02

This weeks SayoDburg Record con-
tains the following write-up of the
city of LaHarpe which will he inter-
esting reading to the people of that
city, and by reflex action an inGer-
esting item to the man who wrote it
when the mob which will certainly
organize gets at him.
While II is true that this new gas town in
Allen county has sprung up on the prairie
like the gopher mounds of the west in
answering many questions As to the growth
and prospect of the town, we can in one
sentence tell It all. Ii is suburb of lola.
Only Il few minutes ride from the eastern
outskirts o. I)la directly in the gas belt,
is LaHarpe, A large per cent of the labor
ers employed in the LAHarpa smelters re-
side in lola The Missouri Pacific Ry.
solves the problem of transportation by
putting ON dummy, making three trips
daily. As yet no large stocks of goods are
located in the town and natural inclina
tion to 20 to the big town to trade pre-
walls.
In fact, from lola east to LaHarpe oc-
casional smelters and "staked additions"
give evidence OF the growing suburbs of
lola whose marvellous growth, unlimited
resources and real estate advantages win
for some years to come prevent LaHarpe,
Gas City and other prospective town plats
from becoming independent cities
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Died at the Poor Farm.

An old colored man named James
Meyer died Tuesday at the Allen
county poor farm north of town. He
has been an occupant of the place for
the past fifteen months and his feeb-
leness has been very trying burden
to Mr.. and Mrs, Sutherland. He
WAS formerly slave and had no idea
Of his age but must have been in the
neighborhood of 80 years old. Be-
fore going to the poor farm he was
cared for by Capt, Stewart near
Humboldt until he became too help
less to care for himself ut all. So far
as known he has no relatives in the
county. The remains will be in
TERED in the Veze cemetery near the
farm tonight. 1t is the pitiful closing
Of pitiful life.
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Leedy is Going to lola.

Mail and Breeze: We are pleased to
see that his nibs, John Winklertid
Leedy is staying by his former pri-
vate secretary, that is a. near as Il
man can stay by another who is eight
thousand miles away.
John declares that Ed made Fred
Funston and that it was piece. OF
rank lngratitude TOR Fred to reeom-
mend another man for promotion
over Eds head.
This is the first public acknowledge
ment on Johns part that we have
seen that Ed was the real governor
of Kansas during the time he acted as
private secretary.
1t WAS hardly necessary for John to
make this Acknowledgement as the
people generally had it sized up that
way, but this frank acknowledge t.
ment, even at this late day, please-
Us.
John proposes now to run Ed tor
governor Tor the purpose of vindi-
eating him, and in this connection
the question arises: suppose that Ed
should be electod governor, would lie
do the handsome thing 10y John and
make him his private secretary
But John doesn't propose to stop at
simply nominating Ed for governor.
He proposes to 90 on the stump for
him. He proposes to do more. He
says he will 90 To lola and there, a.
it were, throw down the gage o
battle.
The psople of lola may think that
they have stirring town, but let
them wait until John comes i'm with
his accoutrements of way and they
will think that their previous expert
ence has been one continued Sunday
school picnic by comparison.
They can toOt around now anC
blow about their gallant son, but lei
them wait until John gets off at thu
station and starts up town with (
bucket OF blood in one hand and .
blow pipe in the other. Then they
will begin to understand the rea
meaning of war and carnage.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-06-02

There is time Tor all things. The
time to take DeWitt's Little Early
Risers is when you are suffering from
constipation, biliOusness, sick head
ache, Indigestion or other stomach or
liver troubles. They never gripe. C..
B. Spencer n Co.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-06-02

What is Kodol Dyspepsia Cure ? 1t
is the newly discovered remedy, the
most effective preparation ever de-
vised TO: aiding the digestion and AS
similation of food, and restoring the
deranged digestive organs to nat
ural condition. 1t is discovery sur
passing anything yet known to the
medical profession. G. b. Spencer ~
90
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ENT'.
FOR COUNTY TREASURER.

l hereby announce myselfas candidate for
the Office of County Treasurer, subject to the
Republican primaries aud convention, aud
would deeply appreciate the support OF the
Republican voters of the county.
FRANCEs WfLsoN.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-06-02

To cure piles, strike at the root
that's the way, DeWitts Witch
Hazel Salve strikes at the root--it re-
moves the cause, quickly and per-
manently. Don't squander time and
money TO remove the effects. c. b.
Spencer d Co.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-06-02
lola Township Primary.

The Republicans of lola township
will hold convention at tho court
house in lola between the hours of
and p, m. on Saturday, the 10th day
of June, 1899 for the purpose of vot-
ing for candidates and electing
delegates to the county convention,
BY ORDER OF COMMITTEE.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-06-02

w. NJ. Gallagher, of Bryan, Pa
says: "For forty years | have tried
various cough medicines. One Min
ute Cough Cure is best of ALL" 1t re-
lieves instantly and cures all throat
troubles, coughs, colds, Group, whoop-
ing cough, lagrippe and pneumonia.
G. b. Spencer d Co.
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FOR REaIsrER oF pEEp..

hereby respectfully announce that will be
candidate Tor reelection to the office Of
Register of Deeds for Allen county. subject to
the decision of the Republican primaries and
convention. II. p. FOWLER.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-06-02
What you want is not a temporary

What you want Is not temporary
relief from piles but cure to stay
cured. DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
cures piles. and they stay cured.
Sooths and quickly heals old sores,
scalds, cuts, burns, wounds and skin
disease. G. b. Spencer d Co.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-06-02

wish to respectfully announce my candidacy
fer reelection to the Office of County Clerk OF
Allen county, subject to the decision OF the Re-
publican primaries and convention.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-06-02

Those who wish to furnish rooms to
Normal students, or to board them,
are requested to report at once to
county superinUendent Billbe.
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am a candidate for denomination for the
Office OF sheriff. subject to the Republican
primaries and convention. II. HOBART.