The Natchitoches enterprise. (Natchitoches, La.) 1888-1965, 1899-01-19

"Heilee! Eeilol Heileei Hei!ol
( Himbletyi Bimbletyl RamLletyl Blot
Us is dag bestest fectsbal blayersl
Oh! OH Obi Obi Oil OIL"
"VHt's loose NIT him?' asked Elm.
berla Of AmzwitcheIer after Eeckling-
boosen had emitted the above yell upon
his arrival at the grocery.
"Oh, hee's yoost got Gatliu' in bees
head behind dey feetsball games what
he vent by tbs afternoon, answered
Amzwitcheler. "Vait till be gifts round
\ by his sensibleness again, dem he tole
us about day Happenings vat he seen.
Tole us bout EN-, Sigismund.
"VellI vent py Gay paSepall blaze
watts got chalk margs on it, vat day call
cridiron, vitsk looks like beefsteaks
proilers. Dem dere vas telegram posts
vat vas yitevashed pIue und got wood
ACROSS dem like in day turnin schools.
Day call dem coal posts doan know
Wy day SHOULD call 'em tose, because /
din see no Goals dere, but boys had water
buckets like day vas goin by day fire,
und venn day man vat day call refree
piped day vistle 1t looks like day go on
fire. Day din, dough. Yoost efry time
hay piped dem day mans nit long hairs
on dem laid on day groun und got water
Dere vas much peoples dere. mans,
womans, skildrens, vat had flags NIT
U. O. on 'em. guess dat means Us
Cetchem.
DAY Indians had snoldiers pantses
on, und all day feetsball players had
harness on DER faces. Wonder of day
did dat because day vas fraid Won bitin
eatsk odder.
"Denn day had ting vat looks like
a beeg ostritsk aig vat day doan' do nod
din to. 1t locks like all of dem is mad
at dat aig. Once day hug him like day
lofe him. DEM day kick him bis dat
hay flies in day air round. Dem day
al run on him round.
"Sutsk fightin's did you never see
Day mans NIT long hairs on dem vas
oushkin und pullin und shufliu und
DER ankles und wrists und
eets und hans dat tink efry minute
ome vone skould call up day telephone
Ind gid day hospital dere SO day kin {
AXE care Won dem vats got hurted.
Day din care. dough. Day yoost s
sept it up, ind venn vone got hurried
ay call man watts got little trunk
aid him, und he pasted DER sores und f
swed DER bones togedder. Venn day |
l I'm piQad bees StstIs, d dlly .gol
all got lighted again over mid all Of !
EN- in a scrimmilage.
"a scoreboard vas dere, but noddin d
TODD on him. II you want to no day
pore, you must guess or wait till day
exest day, we're it stands in day paper. f
"Do day drink mutsk?" interposed [
'imberle.
"No. day onliest vat / seen 'em drink o
as vater," answered Recklinghoosen, C
"Vell, din no, only day call en-
ltsk names like full back, hz1f full :
aok, backs vat is only qusfter full,
shin tackle watts left ind right ends
q EN- und guards vat day need, guess
at day kin take care Of EN-. Watts dat
BY call punt. Sigismund?"
Pound? PoundG Le1n1ne see-oh,
es, day all weigh sutsk mutsk pounds" !,
'No, no-not pounds, said BIN il
erle. tits in a game. readed it o.
punt--dat's his name b
"Iairkey upd coffees on day table," n
as announced at this juncturo, and Il
le famous trio waltzed to the table.
elling at the top of their voices: fc
"Heileel Heilol Heileel Heiloi
Himbletyl Bimbletyi Bambletyl Biol
Us Is day bestest feetsball blayersl pl
Obi Oil Oil Obi Oil Obi" CT
Cincinnati Enquirer.