The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-04-28

"Yuu re an oncivilized man, my son.
Whin curtis married, all her kit an
couterlnents are truso, which names
weddin portion An It's the same whin
she's runnin away, even wild the big
gest blackguard on the army list
$50 made my plan av campaign.
The colone's house was a good two
miles away Dennis. SEE l to my color
sargint. If you love me lend me your
kyart, for my heart is bruk an my feet
is sore wild trampin to an from this
foolishness at the Gaff. An Dennis lent
Mt. wild rampin, stampin red stallion
in the shafts Whin they was all set
tied down to their 'Sweethearts' for the
first scene, which was long wan, /
slips outside an into the kyart. Mother
av Hivin, but ! made that horse walk,
an we came into the colonel's compound
as the divil wint through Athlone-in
standin leps There was no one there
EXCEPT the servints an / whit round to
the back an found the girls ayah.
'Ye black, brazen Jezebel, SEE l,
'sellin your masther' honor for 5 rupees
pack up all the Miss Sahib's kit an
look slippyl Capt'n Sahib's order, SEE
!, goin to she station we are, / SEE,
an wild that laid my finger to my nose
an looked the schamin sinner l was
/" 'Bote acchy, SEE she. so | knew
she was in the business, an / piled up
all the sweet talk I'd liver learned in
the bazaars on to this she bullock an
prayed av her to put all the quick she
knew into the thing While she packed
! stud outside an sweated for ! was
wanted for to shift the second scene.
tell you a young gurl's evasion names
as much baggage as a rig mint on the
line av march Saints help Dennis
springs, thinks |, as bundled the stuff
into the thrap, for I'll have no mercy
I'm comm, too, SEE the ayah.
No, you don't, SEE l, later
pechyl You baito where you are III
pechy come an bring you sart, along
with me, you maraudin '-niver mind
fwhat called her
Thin | wint for the Gaff, an by the
special ordher av Providence, for was
doin a good work you will understand,
Dennis springs hid toight Now, whin
the captn goes for that kit thinks l.
he'll he throubled At the end av
'Sweethearts' off the capt n runs in his
kyart to the colonels house, an ! sits
down on the steps an laughs Wanst an
again | slipped in to see how the little
piece was goin, an whin Mt was near
endin stepped out all among the car.
ri ges an sings out very softly, Jun
ri Wild that a Carl &c began TO move,
an | waved to the dhriver 'Hitheraol
SEE |, an he hitheraoed till l judged he
was at proper distance, an thin | TUX
him fair an square betune the eyes, all
] knew for good or bad an he dropped
wild guggle like the canteen beer en-
CINE whin uts runnin low Thin I ran
to the kyart an TUX out all the kit an
piled Mt into the CARR 'ge, the sweat
runnin down my face in dhrops. Go
home seq | to the sails You Il find a
man close here. Very sick he il. Take
him away, an if you liver say wan
wurrd about fwhat you've dekkoed III
marrow you till your own wife wont
sumiao who you arer Thin heard the
stampin nv feet at the ind nv the play,
an | ran in to let down the curtain.
Whin they all came cut, the CURL thried
to hide herself behind wan av the pill
lars an seq 'Jungi in a voice that
wudn have scared hare. Irun over TO
Jungi's CARR 'ge an TUX up the lousy
old horse blanket on the box, wrapped
my head an the rest av me in ut an
dhrove up 10 where she was.
Miss Sahib, seq |, 'goin TO the sta
ton, Captain Sahib orderp An widout
a sign she jumped in all among her own
kit
II laid to an dhruv like steam to the
colonies house before the colonel was
there an she screamed an l thought
she was goin off out comes the ayah,
sayin all sorts nv things about the
capt n havin come for the kit an gone
to the station
Take out the luggage you divil,
SEE |, or Il murther your
THE lights av the thraps people
comm from the Gaff was shown acrost
the parade ground, an by this an that
the way thin two women worked at
the bundles an TRUNKS was a cautionl
was dyin to help, but. seein didn't
want to be known, sat MId the blank
ct roun me an coughed an thanked the
saints there was no moon that night.
"Whin all was in the house ag in,
niver asked for bukshish but dhruv ire
MENUS in the opposite way from the
other CARR &c an put out my lights
Presently saw a naygur man wallow-
in in the road slipped down before l
got to him, for suspicioned Providence
was wild me all through that night
Twas Jungi, his nose smashed in fiat
all dumb sick as you please. Dennis
man must have tilted him out nv the
thrap Whin he came to, 'Huttl' SEE |,
but he began to howl
"'You black lump av dirt, seq lis
this the way you dhrive your gharri
That tillka has been OWN an fereowin
all over the bloomin country this whole
bloomin night, an you as mut-walla as