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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-04-08
QUITE UNNECESSARY.

Wherever in these sayings the
word "Kihei" appears it shall be
understood -"unless otherwise OK.
pressed" as the 1887 constitution
got the kingly prerogativcs tangled
TO mean any plantation whose
shares are on the market. 1t is
merely employed, according to a
recognized figure of speech, as
typical of a whole class to give
point to observations. Let it be
known, then, that the tracks of
neither bull nor bear are herein
traceable. Nothing is more
melancholy than explanations of
either philosophy or facetie. Yet
the average man is liable, just as
be may be in the humor for fight
r. for fun, above all things to
misconstrue the freedom of pleas =
antry and the feigning of pedan :
try. Now
I'll give you a song
And won't make 1t long,
Fetch out your taro-patch fiddle.
l'l MARBLE the ode
In vaudeville mode,
And you'll play tararadiddle.
bought Kihe stock
II was big block
Which Armitage quoted two fifty.
spelled it turn,
1t made my hand burn
Because sugar stock Is so Shifty.
~
From the Circuit Court comes a
decree that the civil law cannot
interfere with a bishops business.
Reasoning by analogy, then, the
goddess community should be cit
ed for contempt of court com nit.
ted continually these many
years--by presuming to sit in
judgment on the affairs of the
missionaries"
Jokes, like good deeds, are apt
to produce but a sorry effect if q
trumpet be blown before them.
Before esssying to play the
bull or the bear, the adolescent
stock hunter ought to know how
the one animal can keep his hoofs
out OF crockery store, and the
other his nose out of q baited
trap.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-04-08
FOR SATURDAY SADNESS.
Continued from Page 8.

Divvil McCare--Never you fret,
old man. The goose may fly to
the Coast, but she has a retractile
string to her leg, and will be
pulled back here to moult every
time the tax assessor whistles.
Divvy Dend-You mean the
non resident sugar stockholders
will be plucked to keep the coun.
try runningp
Divvil McCare-Yepl Dye
think the islanders are going to
live on the csbbages and things
they may raise in their back
yards' Not by the long range of
Msuser! The Hawaiian local
government Of the future won't do
a thing to the sugar cane of absent
stockholders but make it pay for
every conceivable public convent
ence, and that of a standard not
merely excellent but luxurious.
And every man of any account
will be Living in a palace at
Ksimuki, the head of a family
compact OF his own STRIPS to revel
in the spoils. Shoe, yon gray
bird! What we want o. the old
thing cackling around here any.
way? If she could save Rome,
Jonathan Shaw can make her save
Honolulu-when he's good and
ready.
European scientists are striking
harder blows against alcoholic
indulgence at the end of the CEN
fury than American moralists,
with all the science they could en-
list, we're doing in the middle Of
the century. An eminent Belgian
physician is among the latest to
enter the arena, striking home
with great force at alcohol as one
of the worst enemies of the physi-
cal, mental and moral wellbeing
of mankind. He gives no quarter
TO the theory that abuse and not
use the evil. 1t is the thing
itself he hits. Facts are his
weapons. While few who read
this paragraph may have cen the
Belgian doctors treatise, anybody
who tries to drown Saturday sad
ness in "Oh Be Joyful" is apt to
know enough about it himself "in
the morning"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-04-08
-Established 1865
BISHOP 81 90.
BANKERS.

Transact a General Banking
and Exchange Business.
Commercial and Travellers
Letters of Credit issued, avail.
able in all the principal cities
IF the world.
Interest allowed after July
L, 1898, on fixed deposits 8
months 3 per cent, 6 months
81 per cent, II months 4
per cent.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-04-08

Jokes, like good deeds, are ap
to produce but sorry effect if {
trumpet be blown before them.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-04-08
BISHOP & co.
SaVingsBank

.............-... Savings Deposits win be
received and interest allowed by this
Bank at four and one-half per cent.
per annum. The terms, rules and
regulations Of the Hawaiian Postal Saw
ings Bank have been adopted as far as
II is practicable to apply them, and the
Cash Reserve Of $50 900 as required UNI
der the Postal Act will be maintained.
Printed copies Of the Rules and Reg.
ulations may be obtained on application.
BISHOP Il co.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
PEPSON4L MENTION.

| Miss Kate Mullins has been visiting friends in Kent. Mrs. Minnie A. Doyle of Park street | has gone to spend the summer in Saul gatuck.
 The marriage of Miss Alice R. Day, daughter of Mrs. William Day of 270
 Ferry street, and Frederick Hitchcock of Springfield was celebrated yester- day
 Miss Kittie J. Doyle of Park street is spending the summer among the Berk- shire Hills
 Mr. and Mrs Paul Carl Maroske re- turned to the city last Saturday from their wedding trip and are residing at 19 Prince street. They will be at home to friends after August 1. The Rev. Ralph Birdsall, now station- ed in Albany, who formerly worked on the New Haven News during his college years, was a visitor among the Yale contingent yesterday.
 Heaton R. Robertson, the son of Judge A. Heaton Robertson, graduated at Phillips academy, Andover, on Thurs day taking the first prize in mathemat- ics. The class numbered about one hun dred seventy-five of whom enter Yale next fall.
 Oswald Robinson of Branford has ac- cepted a position in the office of the Yale & Towne Lock works He will commence duties Saturday.
 Mrs. F. K Stewart and child of New York are guests at the Branford Point house.
 Miss Robinson of Dayton, O., is the commencement guest of MT. and Mrs. Malcolm, Booth, corner of Winthrop avenue and Chapel street They are also entertaining their father and mother MT. and Mrs. George Booth of Peacedale, R. I.
 Miss Maud s. Kelly will be the hostess at a lawn party tomorrow evening at her fathers house, AZ Atwater street. The proceeds of the affair will be devot- ed to defraying the debt of the Hillhousa high school baseball team. The ve- randa and lawn will be gayly decorated mocks, cushions and easy chairs. A short musical programme will be given by the H. IT. S. Choral club, assisted by others. The evenings festivities will wind up with an open air dance on the veranda and lawn.
 Miss Henrietta Soltau, daughter of Ludwig Sotau, Q member of the New ried at high noon yesterday al her home on West Chapel street to MT. Murad of Boston. MT. Murad is an Armenian. He
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
OBITUARY NOTES.

Death of Michael McNerney, Aged 104.
 Michael McNerney died yesterday morning at the home of his daughter Mrs. Mary Cavanaugh, on West Car lisle street. According to his own state ment of his birth, he would have been one hundred and five years old next November. His youngest son, Consta- ble Peter McNerney says his sister has the records showing that he was over one hundred and four years of age.
 He was taken i'll twelve days ago and until that time had never had any seri ous illness and had never consulted a physician. He had lived on a little farn> near Orange Center for nearly sixty years, and on the day he was taken i'll he was hoeing potatoes and took cold, which prostrated him. Soon afterward he was removed to the home of his daughter, where he died.
 There were present in the death cham Der his wife, his children who live near, and grand children, in all five genera tions.
 His widow, who survives him, is eighty-nine years of age. The children are: Mrs. Ann Cronan of Tyler City, Mrs. Kate White of Stamford, James McNerney, a policeman in Brooklyn. John McNerney, a constable in Seymour, Stephen McNerney of this city the last two mentioned are twins), Mrs Mary Cavanaugh of this city, Andrew McNer- ney, a sewer inspector in this city and Constable Peter J. McNerney.
 The deceased was born in Miltown, County Clare, Ireland, and up to the time he left for America had been a far mer and drover. He came here about sixty years ago.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
MIR. PLANTS FUNERAL
Held in Branford Yesterday.

Held in Branford Yesterday.
 Branford, June 27.-The remaine of Henry B. Plant, organizer of the Plant system, were inferred in Center ceme- tery here this afternoon. The funeral party arrivd here in five special cars attached to the 12:30 D. m. express from New York, and was immediately driven to the cemetery. The Rev. pr. Smythe of East Orange. N. J., conducted the services at the grave. Among the hon. orary pallbearers were Hon. T. c. Platt of New York, Hon. H. M. Flagner of New York, ex-Governor Bullock of Georgia, Hon. Lynde Harrison of New Haven, Colonel F. o. Brown of New York, Hon. R. G. Erwin of New York, Colonel w. B. Thompson of Washing ton, Hon. H. Dempsey of Augusta, Ga; ; Hon. J. M Fitzsimmons of New York, Rev. Father Ducey of New York, and others Mrs. Plant and her son, M. F. Plant, accompanied the remains. The special cars carrying the party will be attached to the train leaving here for New York at 2:10 D. m.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
NORTH HAVEN.

June 27-A special town meeting will be held on Thursday, June 29, at 2 o'clock D. m., to vote to authorize the selectmen to expend the sum of nine thousand dollars in improving one or more of the highways of the town.
 The regular roll-call and social of the Woman's Christian Temperance union will be held in the Clintonville chapel on Wednesday, afternoon, June 2S, at 3 o'clock Every member is wanted and others will be welcome A basket lunch
 It is expected that work on the Con- gregational church will be finished so that service will be held in the audience, room next Sunday morning as usual.
 Preparatory lecture in the chapel on Wednesday evening, June 2S.
 Mrs Jane Colt, whose home has been in the family Of MT. Franklin Blockett, a number of years, died on Sunday The funeral service was held on Tues day
 Mrs. John O. Devine, of Catskil Is in town on a visit to her mother.
 An internal revenue officer was in town on business one day this week.
 Mrs. Dumond and her daughters are entertaining their relatives, Miss Maria Flynn from Wisconsin and Miss Lizzie Flynn of New Haven.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28

was graduated with high honors at the University of Pennsylvania and is now a successful business man in Boston, where they will live.
 Mrs. F. F. Herrick and Miss Amy Herrick of Sherman, Conn.,, were guests last week of the formers sister, Mrs Beckley of Orange street. Mrs Herrick is a missionary, as is her husband, in Florida. Her husband was, when study ing for the ministry, a resident of New Haven and clerk in the postofIice here. MT. Herrick was afterwards pastor of a church in Sherman for years. Mr. and Mrs Herrick are stationed at Tampa, but have large territory under their care. Cuba has lately been added, which makes their parish very large one.
 Superintendent Kendall yesterday an- nounced the appointment ot MISS Adele H. Merwin of " hitney avenue, this clty, a daughter of John N. MerWin, the shlrS manufacturer, to be teacher of math- ematics in the Boardman Manual Train ing school The board of education Will take action on the appointment Friday night and will undoubtedly approve of the selection. Miss MerWin was gradu- ated from the Hillhouse high school in the class of 1895. She took a high stand in her class and entered Vassar college the following fall. At Vassar, where Miss Merwin has just been graduated with the class of '99, she stood fourth ln the class and made fine reputation as a student in mathematics She was not appointed to fill vacancy at the Board school, but is an addition to the corps of teachers at that institution.
 Miss Annie M. See of Paterson N. J., only daughter of Raphael G. See, head of large firm of silk dyers in that city, is the guest of MT and Mrs. George D. Sherman of York street. Mrs. sherman and Miss See are granddaughters of the late Elmon Blakeslee of Cedar Hill.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
FUNERAL OF FREDERICK J BROWN

The funeral of Frederick J. Brown, whose death occurred Sunday morning, took place yesterday morning from his mothers residence at 8:30 o'clock and later from St. Patricks church after a requiem mass was sung by the Rev. Father O'Connell, who spoke feelingly of the deceased. There were many flor al offerings, among them a pillow from his mother, floral placque from s. H. Kirby and Frederick G. Crabb, where the deceased was employed as clerk for several years; twenty white roses from Miss Mamie Ryan; bunch of carnations, Miss B. Rodican; bunch of carnations, Miss Mamie Clark: bunch of lllies Miss Allie O'Donnell; crescent, Thomas A. Lane; pillow from his comrades and a Tyre from the St. Patrick's T. A. and E. society of which the deceased was a member.
 The pallbearers were Joseph Elem ing, Frank Mooney, William Mccarthy Thomas O'Hara and Joseph Carey; the flower bearers were William Berrigan, Isadore Baribault, George Kelly and John Egan. The burial was in St. Law renee cemetery.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
Local Weather Report.
 FOR JUNE 21, 1899.
Brief Mention.

X High water to-day, 2:46 p. m.
 The Century for July for sale at T. IT. Pease & Sons.
 McClure's and Munsey's magazines at McKee's on Saturday.
 The funeral services of the late Prof. Samuel Harris, D. D., ILL. D., will take place at il a. m. at Marquand chapel to- morrow.
 Tn Waterbury yesterday Edward At kins, aged 66, shot himself in the head, Sand died instantly. He was large prop erty owner in that city.
 MT. and Mrs. O. c. Andrews of this city are guests of Mrs. Andrews par ents, Mr. and Mrs. George Wiseman, in Portland, for few days
 George Eager of Chicago is in town and was greeted by not a few of his large circle of friends in this city, where he was for many years before going west, prominent and we'll known pian- ist.
 The marriage of Michael Donohue of New Haven and Miss Della Earls of Meriden were solemnized at o'clock on Thursday morning at St. Rose S church, Meriden. The young couple will reside in this city.
 A still alarm of fire was sent in to No. As house at 9:55 o'clock yesterday morn ing from McGrail's block at the corner of Grand avenue and Wallace street. The building was filled with smoke, but no damage was done. The chimney was stopped up.
 E. M. Armstrong, Colonel James, F. P. Tyler. John M. Hutchinson, Roswell B. Farren, Frank Southworth, Captain 1, woodruff, John Mackrille and E. $. wade, who were delegates to the na- tional convention of Heptasophs, which was held in Buffalo last week, returned home yesterday.
 Mrs. $. c. Pierson of Marion. Indiana, is visiting her friend, Mrs. Charles F. Bartlett at 10 Home place. This IS her first visit to the east. She Will go from here to New London to visit her cous- in. Louis Browning. Her father, Louis Tillotson, was a native of this state and removed to the west when young man.
 x George Ward Bailey and Miss Ida May, daughter of MT. and Mrs, l. Lewis Greene, will Joe married at the home of the brides 9barents, in Meriden- to-day at E D. m.. Dr. c. c. Barker officiating. Miss Genie Greene, sister of the bride, will act as bridesmaid, and William Bai- ley, of this city, brother of the groom, will be best man.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
NEW FOURTH OF JULY.
Connecticut Town in Search of an Up
 tO-Date Orator

Connecticut Town in Search of an Up-
 to-Date Orator.
 A New York man who caters to the entertainment of interior towns has re- ceived this letter from a committee in Connecticut, says the Sun:
 ''We are going to tear up the earth in our town on the Fourth We are all in it. The churches began to do the oyster racket last winter and have quite sum for our fund. The mis- sionary offerings have also been turn ed over to us, to use as we see fit. Everything in town is benefit; our manufacturers give one, two, three, five and ten cents, according to the article, on all they sell, and that has grown to be considerable.
 Some of the best society women in the town have agreed to do without certain extras for the summer, and have contributed the amount to our fund.
 "The street car company has offered to give one cent of every fare collected the last week before the Fourth, so lots of people are going to ride who never rode before.
 What we want you to do is to look around for an orator for the occasion. We have everything else. We want an up-to-date, wholesale expansionist who cannot only fire. the Ephesan dome, but rebuild it and paint it redder than the old one.
 ''We don't want any Bunker Hill, Sar- atoga, Lexington or Concord talk, and we don't want to hear anything about Gettysburg or Sherman's march to the sea, or Appomattox, or the Rebel Yell, or the Blue and the Gray. That's all right in it's place.
 But we are going to have new Fourth of July. One right up to date starting in with Santiago and stretching over to the Philippines. We are going to bring out what St. John saw. or what he said he saw, on the Island of Patmos something new.
 Don't send us any taler who can't fill the bill, or who will play the whang- doodle, or we will take him out and shell-road him if you do.
 Here's the chance of his life for a new orator."
 The committee backs up it's proposi- tion by offering to pay the price if the right article can be found, and the manager is now looking up what is wanted.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
Yale Souvenirs.

The Big Store" has the souvenirs that you find the old class men and the new have the most regard for. Many of these were designed after much research for his torical truth and accuracy, are controlled by us and obtain able in no other place in the U. 5. Hence our big mail order business for these. Yale monogram flags, pins, brooch es, pillows, pillow covers, wooden oars, stationery, steins, toilet sets, at every sort of a price. ...- r..
 One of the Commencement customs that grows stronger and more generally observed each year is to take away some personal souvenirs of the city as we'll as of the college. And the Big Store" is usually de- pended upon for these. It is especially prepared this year.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
A LARGE FORTIINE.

Mrs Thomas H. Gebbie, nee Miss l.. ID. Bawden, of Fair Haven Heights, has received word from England, through a cousin, that large fortune has been standing there for years unclaimed and is left by Mrs. Gebbie's grandfather, has passed into chancery. The money Edward Faull, who died over thirty years ago. It may be deemed advisable to send a lawyer from this country to look after the interest of the heirs, un- less an elder brother in the west should think best to go. The many friends of the family hope they will be successful in obtaining their fortune even though the laws of England are very strict re- gardng an estate which has passed into chancery.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
MRS. CATHERINE RICE.

Mrs. Catherine Rice, an old and re- spected resident of Hamden, expired afr ter lingering illness at her home in Centerville on Monday Mrs, Rice had been in failing health for some time. She had been a resident of Centerville for twenty-six years. Her husband, William Rice, died ten years ago. She leaves to mourn her loss three sons and two daughters-Edward M, who is with the New Haven Clock company; Thom- as J., who is in the plumbing business in this city; Mrs. John Rogers of this city and John and Mary E. Rice, who reside in Centerville.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
Ho, FOR THE BOAT RAGE.
Steamer Glen Island Will Make the Tri

Steamer Glen Island Will Make the Trip from Here on Thursday
 Gne of the best ways to see the Yale Harvard boat race is by steamer Those -who go in this way avoid all the crowding incident to a trip to New iT ,ondon. Besides this, they have the
 oleasant sail through the sound, free from all dust and other annoyances. The steamer Glen Island will run from this city to the race on Thursday, and should be we'll patronized. She has a capacity of 2,0oO and is the largest and fastest of the Starln fleet. The hour of departure has not yet been decided 11pon, as it will depend on the hour set for the race. The second regiment band will be on board and furnish mu- sic.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
A Shirt Waist Movement.

The movement is literal, for they are going fast. When waists of the quality that these show, and which were offered only a few weeks ago at prices ranging from 1.49 to $50, are placed on a bar gain counter-and marked at a closing, profit--forgetting price, why should not far sighted women take immedi- ate advantage For this week, 95c.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
OF LOCAL INHERENT.

Dr. Mailhouse has returned to the city and will resume his practice to- day.
 Professor Hoyt's pavilion at Cosey Beach will be open on Tuesday, Fourth of July, both afternoon and evening, for dancing
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
HARMONY LODGE. 10. O. F.

Harmony lodge, I. 0. o. F., held it's ssmi-annual election last night and it resulted as follows: N. G., A. w. Rus sell, V. G., l.. P. Bryan; recording sec retary, c. N Moses; treasurer, John B. Clemmons; trustees, w. H. Spock, T. Lawrence and Philip Pond, 2d.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
U LAZHEIs RECORD.

Agricultural Department, Office of the Chief of the Weather Bureau. Washington, D. G., June 2T, 1s99 p. m. <, Forecast for "Wednesday and Thursday For New England and Eastern New York: Fair Wednesday and probably Thursday; light westerly winds
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
If the Baby is Cutting Teeth

edy, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, for children teething. It soothes the child. softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie, and Is the best remedy for dlar. rhoea Twenty-Five cents bottle.
 all MWE&W ly
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
ANOTHER scoRcHER CAUGHT.

William l.. Olmstead of 543 Howard avenue was arrested on Orange street yesterday afternoon by bicycle Police man Lndsley on the charge of scorch-
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
Have It Sent to You.
Wednesday, June 2S, 1899.
NEW ADVERaISEMEN TO-DAY.

American Made Goods--E. Mcintyre X Co. A Dainty Place-The Edw. Malley Co. Choice Groceries-C. T. Downes X Son. Columbia Bicycles-W r. Weaver.
 Dinner Sets-The Robinson x Co.
 How to See the Races-J. A. Southard Important Events-The Chas. Monson Go. Lawn Sprinklers-Th J. F. Bassett X Co., Summer Prices Beers Photo Parlors. Special Election-Sxth Ward.
 The "House Beautiful'-Howe & Stetson. Wednesday and Thursday Market. Wan ted-Cook- k--405 Orange Street. Wanted -Situation-90 Carlisle Street. Wanted Situation-A, M., This Office. Wanted--Situation- Bradley Street. Wanted--Situation- Portsea Street. Wanted-Boarders- 97, Southwick. Wanted-Nurse--6 Trumbuli Street.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
THINK OF TT!

A whole suit coat pants and vest, crash goods $2.25 per suit. Walter Leigh, 759 Chapel street.
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This being under the head of Special" is one of the most commanding glove items of the year. It means the we'll known Monogram 2-clasp kid glove, that has a national reputation as one of the best gloves sold at one dollar. But for this week the price is 65c.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1899-06-28
DO YOU WANT

Good value in clothing? You can buy good article of Walter Leigh, 759 Chapel street, at lower price than elsewhere.