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The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
Tho Vogue of the Picturesnua.

With the return of autumn will be
seen again the th~ree-cornered shaped
hat. 1t will be almost devoid of trim
ming. The spider-like Louis XVI. bow
or a jeweled hat pin will be the favor
lite decorations. 1t will be worn this
season with the point to the front.
Louis XIV. corsets are the latest cry
from Paris. The line is a straight one
down the corset front, with all the
cores slanting toward the front, but
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
PATENTS.
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Inst Week to
Northwestern

List of Patents Issued Inst Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Louis Anderson, Hillsborough, n. D.,
belt guide; Albert w. Ashworth, st.
Cloud, Mimi, toe clip for bicycle ped
ais; Edward J. Gellenbeck, Shakopee,
Mimi, acetylene gas generator; Frank
G. Hubbard, Minneapolis, Mimi, rot
airy engine; Axel Ringborg, Alexand-
ria, Mimi. foot-propellcd sled; Walter
G. Scott, Rock Dell, Mimi, bob sled;
Jerome E. Stowell, Minneapolis, Mimi,
package carrier; Joseph Theisen, Min
neapolis, Mimi, belt tightener; Carrie
B. Sheldon, Grand Meadow, Mimi,
~stick-pin, design
Merwin, Lothrop b johnson, Patent Attor-
neys, $40 Pioneer Press Building, st. Paul.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
III DIVERS WORK
Is Full of Difficulties and Raou,...
AIertness.

Al0rtneSE,
Moving about on a wreck savs
writer in Good Words, the diver has
to exercise great care to keen HI. dr.
tube and signal rope free. If he goes
round a mast or under a Communion
ladder or through a door he must re-
turn exactly the same way. or his lines
viii o Sometimes he gets into a
tangle which he finds impossible TO
uncoil. Nothing worse could hannen
to him. The supply Of air continues
to come, for the airtube is so made
that 1t never kinks" but he is a.
prisoner, and no amount of pulling will
bring him to the surface. His one
chance In such a case is to cut the air.
tube. II he has "a clear road" he
will, having thrown off his weights.
shoot up at once, and his fate then
depends upon the time it takes the at
endants to get to him. There is a
case on record Of a diver coming up in
this way and striking against the bot
tom of the boat; his helmet was not
damaged, but the force of the blow
drove the edges down into the mans
shoulders and killed him. Some years
ago an English diver who was at work
on a sunken wreck off the Island of
Diego Garcia had a visit from the same
shark every day for a week. At first
he had no trouble in soaring 1t away it
was enough If he gave a turn to the
escape valve in his helmet and let out
a little air. But at the end of the week
it had become very troublesome. The
diver signaled for a knife and a looped
rope, and then boldly held out his
bare hand as a bait to the shark. The
monster came on with a rush, and was
turning on its back when it was stab
bed by the diver, who then passed the
loop around its body and sent 1t up to
the surface.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
LonR-Lived German Celebrities,

1t is interesting to recall the extra
ordinary longevity of the three found
ers Of the German empire. William I.
was ninety-one; Moltke was also nine
ty-one, and Bismarck was e~ighty-two.
But, indeed, all the most illustrious
Germans of the latter half of the cen
fury have been long-lived. Ranke was
rinety-one; Curtins was seventy-two;
Mommsen is eighty-one. The peet,
Giebel, was seventy; Wagner was sew
enty; Liszt, seventy-five, and the pres
ent chancellor is seventy-seven.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

An old cleric once said to a young
man who had published some volumes
which had been very successful:
Your popularity is quite gone" There
was no call earthly to say such a thing,
even If it had been true. And, in fact,
it was quite the reverse. But the aged
cleric wished it had been true. Thus,
Brougham, when some Of Lord Camp
bells latter biographies sold wonderful
ly, explained to that judge and author
that people had to make UP their
SetS."-Longman'S Magazine.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
Sauce for Plum Pudding.

Break W eggs, yolks and whites to-
gether, in a saucepan. Stir in just as
much brown sugar as they will take
up. Add half a pint of cream or rich
milk, a pinch of salt and one nutmeg.
grated. Boil until thick. Just before
serving add one tablespoonful fine but
ter, one wineglass of brandy and as
much good cooking wine as will make
it about the thickness of boiled Gus
tard.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

yellow soap, and the oilcloth again
with a linen cloth dipped in the glue
water, already prepared. Let this dry
on before the foorcloth is trodden on
again, and a bright, fresh gloss will be
the result. II the glue water, when
cold, is not liquid enough, add warm
water until it is so. 1t will be SUM-
cient for some time afterwards only to
dust the oilcloth over, as the glue pre-
serves it from injury.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
sly One.

Didn't you know it was against the
law to beg for money!" said the lady
to the tramp at the back door.
81 wasn't goin' to beg for money,
ma'am." was the reply of the humble
wanderer.
ITS just as bad to beg for bread"
Il wasn't goin' to beg for bread,
ma'am."
"What were you going to beg for,
then, pray?"
only for II of your pictures,
ma 'am."-YonkerS Statesman.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

The man with a weak type of coun-
tenance had listened in silence to a
large number of political arguments.
Haven't you any op%inions?" in
quired the talker, impatiently.
Eyes; I've got some left over from
last election, but they're liable to un-
dergo a violent and sweeping change
during the next twelve hours."-Wash-
ington Star.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

disturbance OF the cerebral circulation
Is the real reason of the irritability Of
temper, inability to hold the mind con-
tinuously on a definite subject, sleep
lessness, forgetfulness, desire for
change and excitement, accompanied
by physical exhaustion and loss Of am
bition. which are commonly attributed
by the physician to the continuous APP
plication of the mind to busines7 and
professional duties.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
Moody siIenced the noisy Rough.

On one occasion when Evangelist
Moody was addressing a crowd of
roughs, q man in the rear of the as
sembly kept shouting to the preacher:
"Old yer jaw, there!!" For some min
utes Mr.. Moody paid no attention to
these insults. but at length he deemed
it necessary to call the man to order.
and, on the repetition OF the cry, he
calmly responded: Don't forget that
example is better than precept, my
friend" The desired effect was in
stantaneous.-Ladies Home Journal.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
STATE OF OHIO. Cry or TOLEDO, Is

LUCAS COUNTY, sS
Frank j. Cheney makes cath that he Is the
senior partner Of the firm Of F. J. Cheney &Co.,
doing business in the City Of Toledo. County
and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case OF Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRAME j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day Of December, A. d. 1886
(SEAL) A. W. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system. Send for testimonials. free.
F.. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo,
Sold by Druggists, nc.
Halls Family pills are the best
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
Worried.

whats the trouble, old man?'
I'm afraic my mother-in-law won't
leave us any of her money"
why, you haven't quarreled with
her, have your
mot exactly; but she's very touchy
on the obesity subject, and when M
little boy kept sliding off her lap yes
terday, she caught me laughing. There
has been a revengeful look in her eye
ever since."-Chiecago News.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
A Pauer Mansion

A large paper house with sixteen
rooms has been erected by a Russian
gentleman upon his country estate at
Savinewka, in Pedolia. The house was
constructed in New York by an Ameri-
can engineer, and cost $4,000 roubles.
Its architect declares that it will last
longer than a stone building. To make
the triumph Of paper still more en-
phatic, the proprietor has resolved that
the whole of the furniture shall be
made of the same material.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
CRndOr.

what is your opinion of the popular
songs of the present time?' asked the
young m
"Oh!' replied Willie Washington, 81
guess I'm like most people on that
point. | enjoy 'em, but l don't like to
w up to the fact in the presence of
my musical friends. "-Washington
Star.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

Teacher-Can you tell me, Robert,
what 1t was Commodore Perry said
after he had defeated the British ON
Lake Erie? Robert (errand boy at
Lacy & Ribbons)-Yes'm; he said. els
there anything else today."-Puck.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
A

whats thisT' exclaimed Mrs.
Snaggs, who had the newspaper open
before her.
Whats what?' asked Mr.. Snaggs.
'The Pittsburg Filtration Commits
sion! l never heard Of such a thing.
Is filtration so rampant as to require a
commission to Investigate it?"
LET me see the paper. All! l thought
so. It's not Irritation; it's filtration"
"Oh!'-Pittsburg Chronicle.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
A Delicious Dish,

Prepare sweetbreads, cut into equal
sizes and remove the skins and little
pipes. Take about three dozen oys-
tiers, strain off the liquor. Put the
sweetbreads into a stew pan and cover
with the oyster liquor. Add three
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

One OF the new gowns Of autumn
is of lavender poplin, a material which
promises to be very popular. The
skirt is tight fitting to the knees and
has there a full circular fiounce added,
under brown silk braid. The blouse
has a yoke showing bands Of brown
braid running up and down. 1t is part
ly concealed by an over-front of the
blouse, which crosses it in surplice
fashion and is caught below the left
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
The "Americnn porv p~nttle.hip.

Every American hopes our school
boys will succeed in their efforts to
raise 100000 to be used in building
a battleship. 1t costs great sums to
build a warshlp, but you can build up
health with Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters at small expense. This remedy
is for all stomach, liver and bowel dis
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
Incidental Reoutremao+.

"Do you think that a peace protocol
can be brought to %success?' inquired
the Russian diplomat.
ut can," answered the English
statesman, provided you are prepared
to back it up with guns and ammuni-
tion OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Star.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
Nut Salad.

One pound English walnuts, one head
lettuce. Crack the nuts so as to keep
the halves whole. Turn boiling water
over them, let stand five minutes and
remove the skin, wipe dry and let
them get cold. Arrange the nuts on
leaves of lettuce and cover with French
dressing or mayonnaise if preferred.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

large spoonfuls of roast veal gravy and
a quarter of a pound of fresh butter,
cut into bits and rolled in flour. When
the s~weetbreads are done, put in the
oysters and let them cook five min
utes. Add two wineglasses OF sweet
cream, stir up well and serve in a hot
dish.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
Little Hreecnen.

LINtIU NFGVCHeUs
She-Mr. Hay, the secretary of state.
He-Yes.
HE belongs to the old Knickerbock-
er families, does he not?"
mot that / ever heard Of"
well, then. he wrote something
about them, or something like that
indianapolis Journal.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
A New UuderRarment.

Our grandmothers who did not so
well appreciatethe Importance of wear
ing well-f1tted clothes. used to wear
a cnemise that gradually Increased
width from the neck down. AS wo-
man became wiser this garment was
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
What He Went For.

"And so my old friend, Tom Hender-
son, has gone to Utah. What did he 90
away Out there for?"
Judging by what I've heard since he
left, it seems to have been for this
towns benefit. Chicago News.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

For a complete list of prizes, useful
and ornamental, given free to purchas-
ers of Diamond &C" Soap, write to
Cudahy Packing Co., So. Omaha, Neb.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
Strictly Neutral.

Mr.. Neverpeigh-Old Redash has de-
clared neutrality at last.
Mrs. N~everpeigh-I don't unG ystand
you.
Mr.. Neverpeigh-He has refused to
let us have any c~oal.-Puck.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

With Some Latitude as p the Accent
Married his servant girl? Wasn't
that a come-down for him?'
mo; it was a lift for her-from men
ial to hymenial."-Chicago Tribune.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
Never Heard Of.

81 don't hear anything about Col.
Busby's regiment"
mo. Busby has old-fashioned ideas
about acquiring notoriety."
what do you mean?"
"None of Busby's men are i'll and
they've all had food enough."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
So Sorry.

Moved by a temporary insanity, he
seized the young woman and kissed
her.
''That is not right" she said.
'I'm sorry" said he, humbly. 81
was doing the best l knew how.
Would you mind instructing me as to
the proper way?'-Indianapolis Jour-
nal.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

preserving to perfection every line o.
the figure, except the inner curve be-
low the bust, which means that belts
will be worn much lower in the FROM
than in the back.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

Even a great sculptor may make a
balk when it comes to carving a fowl.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

A great many pictures are over
drawn and a great many bank ac-
counts would be were it not for the
WatchfuI cashier.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
Preparation for ouolotbs

To preserve the gloss and color OF
good oilcloth, melt two ounces of glue
in a pint of water. Wipe the oilcloth
over with a wooden rag moistened with
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
Thruat.

Miss Passay-"I dread to think Of
my fortieth birthday. Miss Pert
Why? Did something unpleasant
happen then?-BrookIyn Life.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

Some men are travelling afoot as
soon as they begin to get ahead.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

1t is said that an up-to-date West
Sido maid, who formerly walked in
her sleep now rides a chainless wheel.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

If anyone asks you what is good t.
read, tell them to go to the Dickens.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
The whirIigiE of Time.

Mrs. Cobwigger-Do you wear your
mothers dresses cut down?
Little Ethel-No. Ma belongs to the
rainy-day club, and wears mine
Judge.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

Better kiss the girl before you pro-
pose-She may refuse you.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

Clothing StOre-CrOwd Outside.
whats the matter?"
Somebody has a fit in there!'
"Well, it's the first time | ever kne1
anybody to get a fit in that store."-
Judge.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

Lady's Lorgnette with rolled gold
chain free by saving Diamond "C''
Soap wrappers. Ask your grocer.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

Some actors are such hams that they
are entirely beyond curing.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

The man who says that all men are
thieves will bear watching.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
His Politics

~ ioTa "a rals Tor sale. So pc acre cash, baESn6A
" eronfdutil paid. j. MuihaIi, Si0u1 G ity. IL
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

Scotland ~yards-kilts.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

arm with a bow of golden-brown rib
bon. Deep overhanging cuffs, lined
with golden-brown silk and edged
with brown braid, partly conceal the
hands, while a ruche of lavender silk
muslin encircles the neck.-The Latest,
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26

WANTED-Case of bad health that R.I-P-A-N-S
VIII not benefit. Send 5 cents to Ripans Chemical
Co., New York, for 10 samples and 900 testimonials.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-26
Twice Crowned Victor.

At the Worlds Fair, '93, it received
at the California Midwinter Fair, '94,
Official tests at each proved it the pure
best baking powder in the world.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-11-27
WE POINT WITH PRIDE.

The people know q good newspaper
when they see 1t. Accordingly the phil
osopher does not have to look very far
to account for the popularity Of the
Post -Inteiiigeneer. especially the sun
day edition. whose exeellencies and spe-
cial features instantly commend 1t TO
the critical reader
1T is worth while to point with
pride" 10 the last issue OF the sunday
Post-iutelligencer. 1t was complete In
the many requirements OF the modern
newspaper. For example, 1t had all the
news: II displayed lis reading matter
according To the most approved Ideas
OF modern journalism: /, carried out
the department idea in SIS fuites;
scope; It was abreast Of the news OF
the day ed.torialiy. and In It's mechanl-
cal and artistic makeup IL left little
room for Improvements.
In all these features the Sunday Post
IutelllSencer Is especially strong 1t
goes without saying that other papers
on the Pacific coast do not and cannot
surpass Il In any at the points enumer-
atsd. and many az them do not even
attempt 10 reach the htgh standard at
tained Ia Seattle. The newspaper Ii the
product If the highest mental effort.
artistic development, and mechanical
skin
One rrasoa for the strong hold on the
favor % the reading public secured by
the Sunday ros,-Intetl,gencsr IL lts
feature articles. las, sundays psper
was replste with them For fnstance
Nancy Lees letter on the reasons why
Seattle should observe THANKSGIVING
GAY MAS wonderfully bright ana attrae-
tive Lanssson's story on the e-alce-
ionEattan - town was ar one with
the highest grade Of newspaper ard
magazine literature: the story 81 ''goss
ers Landing cannot - discounted.
white "-Hsnnaa James THANKSGIVING -
~ Clara Louise Barrhar,. was from shs
rsn ~ ore 81 Americas most gtseea
women And so {, vas Through every
department. ~ tire paper
In advertising. the sunday paper ~as
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-11-27

Commenting on the activity and prosper
ity of Seattle. the Portland Telegram de-
clares that the methods OF Seattle busi-
ness men. or some of them at least. are
open to severe criticism" The Telegram
does not specifically set forth that criti-
cism, but it may be assumed that it is that
the Seattle methods are somewhat too rap
Id for Portland. and therefore censurable.
The improving part Of the kilograms re-
marks follows: 1T would be very good
thing for Portland, however. II its business
men were more of 'hustlers' and 'rustiers.
not exactly Of the Seattle order In some
respects. yet animated with more OF the
spirit that has made Seattle the lively and
hustling city that il is" Evidently the Tel
egram has secured the editorial services of
a great humorist-
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-11-27

That Goebei's case Is desperate one
is evinced by the appeal his attorneys
have taken from the decision OF Judge
Jones. In which he held that 1.lse votes
enormously certified for W. P. Taylor
should be counted for W. S. Taylor. In
this case the ballots were properly print
ed. but the county clerk, who supplied
the election board with the necessary
blanks. either inadvertently or intention
ally changed the name on the certificate
from w. s. Taylor TO w. p. Taylor. so
that the board certified that 1.fsS votes
had been cast for w. p. Taylor. when. Ia
fact, they had been cast and counted for
w. 8. Taylor, 1t would be dificuit to
conceive OF a more fiimsy pretext than
this to disfranchise voters. yet 1t is one
Of the straws 10 which Goebel is cling
ing. His case Is, indeed. desperate.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-11-27

Our gentle contemporary. the Times. IN
course Of It's recent pieasan'gies concern
ing the Post rnteillgencer and ,ts editor
made the following pert,nen, inquiry
I'VE were never indicted for robhing an
Indian grave yard. Can he say "a muchr''
Having waited a few days In poignant
suspense for the news from Alaska. the
editor OF the Posi- -inse3iigercsr now feels
reasonably secure In the assurance 30 It's
esteemed contemporary that be has rot
been Indicted for robhinx an Indian grave
yard, or for anything else. If he has been.
re WI enfsavor 70 maintain unrufr~yi his
hahltuai serenity In the consciousness that
h has been indicted Fer something fer
" hfch he should not have beer Indicted.
While ether newspaper men ret a thou
sarsxi miles away from Seattle have n;
s<sn Indicted CSC far S. Re knows) fer
some sAings Tor which they should have
been indicted Blind Justice moves IN a
mysterious way her wonders 20 perform
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-11-27

- BY the Sesanee Welaa WatiA aAd taken
TO San Francisco. where the government
ofsciaIs refused 10 allow the cook TO land
because he had no certificate Capt. Mar
den. OF the Fsikenburg, says the COOK
was born in San Francisco. where his
parents are now living This makes no
difference to the officials. however. and
they viii not even allow the wretched
All 6ane. who 10 III and suffering from
his privations. TO be taken to hospital.
bur insist that he be carried up and
down the Coast on the waisa Walla unsii
ire government officials at Washington
have passed upon his case There should
be some way Of cutting red tape IN case
of this kind 80 that needless crussty
might not be inflicted.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-11-27
Illustration.

| live In furnished room house for
Hight housekeeping in this city, and as A
result see many funny sights
Recently one of the rooners came home
just as l had entered the hall. and seeing
that he was filled with the "oh. be JOY
full" / secreted myself back Of the stair
way.
The han light was high and ! could see
him. He took of his shoes and put them
In his high hat. Then he buttonei his coat
last button 10 the top and made a dive
for the stair railing.
Just at this junc,ure. Mrs. Jaggson ap-
peared. and this followed:
Mrs. Jaggson--Why. John. where have
you been and what have you been Going
Give me an explana ton.
Jakgson-'Sp na shiln's quite unneshary,
my dear. demonstrators sufficient
Philadelphia Inquirer.