The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-09-01
PROF. COLES FOR SEPTEMBER

From Storms and Signs
The great Atlantic cyclone and tidal
wave, that we predicted in our August
forecasts, came in all its fury and swept
five thousand human beings off the face
of the earth and left fifteen thousand
others homeless ard starving. This is
but the forerunner, we believe, of great
er and more destructive storms to follow
in all parts of the world, as more re-
markable coniunctions Of the planets
than has occurred for six thousand years
will take place during the next four
months; great disasters are probable
Cataclysm possible. From the lst to the
9Th; from the Sth to the l2th: from the
14th to the 18th and from the 2Oth to the
9Oth will be great danger periods, when
destructive storms and floods are liable
to occur at any place. The Atlantic
coast dwelers must keep their eyes
open and watch out for the wild waves
that may inundate the land. The heat
waves and the cool waves will alternate
with each other and produce extremes
that NAV break all previous records for
September.
WELCOME. LIVELY SEPTEMBER.
AS the new moon occurs on the ith inst
and is exact seXtile to Mars and near
sextile to Jupiter; and the High Flood"
vital forces in the ascendenCy, shows
that the copbination is very good one
for business An general. The cereal and
provision market will liven up gradually;
children born during the first ten days
will be generous to excess and lucky.
The 2d, 5th, 9Th 7th, 18th, 18th, 2lst, 22d,
Goth, and Goth are unluCky days on which
no marriage ceremonies, important busi-
ness transactions or surgical operations
should be performed. At considerable
expense we have gone TO the trouble TO
prepare a full list of the days to sow
grain, cultivate flowers, transplant trees,
bushes, strawberries, etc, destroy nox-
ious weeds, and all such information for
the month Of September, which we will
send free to any address for postage,
two stamps. The outlook for a booming
fall trade for business in general is the
best that has presented itself before in
many years.
COMING EVENTS.
A new pest, worse than the kissing
bug" is about to make its appearance in
America. Great swarms of bugs and in
sects will overrun some sections Of the
west; and they may find their way II
the eastern states. The grasshopper pest
is about to make another attack upon the
western farmlands. Several meteors Will
fall to earth this month; and the brilliant
fash lights will astonish all those who
behold them. The electrical displays Will
be sharp and destructive. The storms
will be wild and furious. The yellow
jack will cause great CONSERVATION.
The Low Ebb" vital forces will do al
they can to provoke wars, famines, muir
derers, suicides, strikes and crimes Of
the most diaboical nature Prepare TO
hear of some great event that will shock
the whole world. Earthquake shocks
will be felt both in the old world and IN
the new. A strange new disease will be-
come epidemic i'm some sections of III"
country. Showers Of strange appearing
insects may be looked for this month.
VALUABLE INFORMATION.
The %, Sd and aJth will be Low Ehb
DAYS of dangerous character and great
prccaution should be exercised by all
nublic convcyanccs, The wheat market
should advance several cents this month
and those who speculate can make a neat
sum by investing In wheat on its SOFT
spots our October forecast will give
the time to SOW grain in order to procure
= horntiful harvest, One-half teaspoon
ful OF ground coffee and a small pinch OF
sugar piaCeu upon hot stove lid Will de-
strov the disease germs that may be lurk-
ing I'm the rooms Of your dwelling place
A little ammonia put upon bites Of
spiders, kissing bugs and other poisonous