The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-12-08

Thank sgivipg closed the Kansas
quail season and now the hedge snipe |
will resume it's old popularity.
A gas town exchange says that a
local well dtiiler sis down 600 ieet,"
Having suhr so low it IL doubtful II !
he ever Rets we'll.
The VILE Fargo Express company
gave its IA sas agents each fat
turkey i"r Thanksgiving. That IL
Well g Fairs it goes.
The News lays that 100 travelling
men call uu crimson "home." 1t Is
the way ui tie travelling man to win
himself b hume wherever he ettls.
The Chahule waterworks pump has
been ia opera ion for week prepar-
ing for the by waste OF water at q re-
cent production of Uncle Toms Cabin.
A Yates Center youth asked his
girls paBa's consent to marry her
over the phone the o'her day. The
answer was, 81 don't know VINO you
are, but it's alright.
While the ladies of the Christian
church at Pratt City were elebrating
on Thanksgiving day, Mrs. Reed,
wife of the pas or, fell down cellar and
was almost instantly killed.
Kansas breathed sigh of relief
when careful reading of the die
patches failed to discover that Whites
Court of Boyvillen had suffered by
the Harper ia lure or the Lippincott
fire.
Mary Lease announces that she will
reside in New York ana tn at che will
cut larger crop of fIlfa- andOther
hot growths-in next years cam
paign. Then will Kansas get hack at
the east for some of the. unkind cuts
of the past.
While the opposition is keeping tab
on the bank robbers and the Republi-
can administration, ii should not
overlook that Little Steel affair that
was pc rpetrated in Topeka this week
An Usage City paper prints list of
the telephones in the town and
credits three out of tie 100 to
"resOrts" In another column the
statement is made that "all the
joints are closed.n
Old Noah Webster had sort of
! grim humOr. In h,s commentaries he
states tn at the original use of AZ bestos
was for making shrouds and this fact
is respectfully called to the attention
OF Kansans about to essay the fiery
| furnace.
| Senator Lamb Of this district who IL
politician aud lawyer, receives this
notice In his home paper, the Yates
Center News: elder q. n. Lamb
preache In the Christian church in
Chsnute sunday" The fourteenth
senatorial district would like to hear
from some of the others.
So many people have been acting
kiddish down at Cedarvale that the
Commercial feels justified IN making a
remark ike this: From the number
of weddings occurring at present, we
should judge that 1t must be the time
of the year the CIR 9 are feeling bouy
ant and the boy IS gallant.
TT. Scott has a heroine. 4 milliner
Of that place got her clothes all off be.
fore the fire which caught her skirt
had burned her to death. II she
would lecture on Lightning Toilets
to the young women of the State, the
young men who are kept waiting Sc
often would help support her.
VIM. Hancock, a Chanute barber
was slugged the other night and all
he could remember when he came t.
was that he had seen "A woman. Now
half the men in town remem
Der having seen n mysterious look ing
woman and th'y feel rather iea ous
that she didn't pick them out.
A young Troy couple who have moi
yet forgotten their honeymoon are
written up i'm this manner ia the
Chief: A Troy mans wife kicked hin
i'm the face with her bare foot, one
morning recently, and the big toe
nail cut as pretty half moon under
the husbands eye as you ever saw
anywhere.
A Horton man gave his note fol
800 to help pay off the mortgage on 8
Church and suit was recently brought
and judgment rendered for Sl2l aua
costs The man allowed his home Il
be sold. but IL is said he IL amply
able to recover 1t. He has probably
worked himself into the belief that hi
has won a mortgage on heaven for hll
earthly sacrifice.
The Leavenworth Standard, i'm &
magnificent attempt to take away thu
sole comfort of the Logan family IL
the death of John A. Logan in tn,
Philippines, devotes column t
proving that he was in the wrong
and undeserving to be called hi,
fathers son and hero. A wors,
mbination OF bad purposes woulc
he hard to find.
The day of retribution is coming fo
the Kansas newspapers are after thu
paper trust. TIE litors stood mucl
squeezing at home but when tn,
squeeze reached the Office grab was
Immediately made for the hell boz
and the trust may know what kind o
missiles to expect
Kansas parents are deeply interest
ed in the case OF little Marcia Bricia
OF New York, who has had that por
tlon of her brain where the Affection
are supposed to remain seated Gu
away. II she never loves ii ls prob
| n 10 NhaN 10 g 60 l.,