People's voice., 1899-07-06

Every one longs for appreciation,
but the cake baker in "a house tu ! Of
boys is the only one that gets it.
The contest among the women at
present seems to be as to which Sh1 |
wear the largest plaids in her skirts.
An AtchisoD woman is taking
Christian Science and old fashioned
medical treatment at the same time.
The saying that it is more blessed
to give than TO receive, can be easily
Overcome, particularly the first half
of it.
One OF the worst blows to friendship
is inflicted by telling a friend who
was sick all night, that he looks well.
AtchsOn will gladly furnish Fourth
Of July orators for other towns, but
she will not allow them to speak at
home.
Most married women have an exag-
gerated notion of the ease with which
their husbands ought to make
money.
Statistics will show that no success.
full business man ever wore long curls
after he put on pants. Mothers, take
notice.
So many men have lost fortunes in
Colorado that the government should
legislate against that state, as it did
the Louisiana lottery.
The excitement a bride causes by
appearing in her new clothes is the
final ripple in the water after the
stone has disappeared.
A remarkable man lives in Atchi
son: he has saved as much money
every month this year as he declared
he would on New Years.
We have never had a chance to tire
of the climate of California, bat we
have had experience with sunny"
people who never get mad.
An AtchisOn couple should be made
head officers of the Keep Something
Going On club. The sixth baby in
ten years has arrived at their home.
The girls should realize that fellow
chasing is regarded with disfavUr, and
that fellow chasers are not respected
a highly in the community as girls
When church is dismissed, the last
ones to come out are Che Old Guard.
They have stopped to shake hands
with The preacher, aRd with each
other.
Another old girl in town has joined
the Pit-a.pat society. This sociesy's
members are women whose hearts act
strangely at the approach of a man.
1t is announced that men are BE-
ginning to wear shirt waists. The
only difference between a shirt waist
and a shirt, anyway, Is that TIE
former has no tail.
An Atchison woman gave a party
recently at which there was 10 be 30
gossip or criticism" of anyone else.
The guests left at 9 o'clock in order
to talk about the hostess at the next
corner.
The mothers who have been scared
to death on account Of the boys going
swimming, have a new trouble: are
works, which cause more accident:
than water.
| When a girls engagement /.
announced, all the other girls begir
to speculate ou her age, and all agree
that she was old enough to be married
fifteen years ago.
An Atchison woman hates the mel
so dercely that she will apply for per
mission to be buried in the cemeter,
at Mount st. SchUlastica, where n
men are buried.
A woman cannot be said to be Trul
Cultured unless she has favorit
picture Of few hills and stream
which, when she looks at it, make
her long to be a Better Woman.
10 towns where thereis a Uuitaria
!, preacher, his services are in deman
when the deceased was mot a profes
: sOr." Where there is no Unitaria
y preacher, an Episcopalian conduct
g the services.
e Here is a pointer to the women: a
!. AtchisOn woman, seeing that worr
7, wouldn't keep her boy out of IL
: creeks and river, gave her full conseu
ID even urging the boy to go. As a rssu
lhe has lost all desire for the water.