The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-11-16

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The reason Hanna can see no harm in trusts, is
because he looks at them through pair of gold
glasses.
If JEFFRIEs should happen to decide to enter
the ministry he would make an excellent expounder
of the gospel
LIGHTNING struck plum tree twice the other
day in Ohio. Not plum dropped, however, the
Republicans captured everything in sight
The election returns from New York state above
Harlem bridge, seems to indicate that "Hil' fell
on Dick Croker. David knows all about it.
EMPEROR WILLIAM is getting slightly hump
DacK0u forndpS Cn1S accounts IOr Cno stupid way
he has been acting during the past few months
MARK HANNA has sent few buckskin bags to
his furrier to be made into gloves He must have
emptied quite few of them in his recent campaign
THEY say that Otis is very fond of pigs feet
We have also heard that the Filipinos were fond
of them; but it's their feet that they are stuck
PRESIDENT KRUGERs army has been having
some severe reverses lately. If Dom Paul happens
to get hold Of some Of Kiplings verses there will be
another disaster.
WHILE Otis stroling along the beach at
Manila the other day, he says he sea serpent.
If he should happen to go to the 'front.' he is liable
to see the devil.
SENATOR MAzET, of New York. is now known
as one of the has beens His defeat has practically
established Cookers title beyond peradventure, as
the Napoleon of New York democracy
ENGLAND is now making preparations to shell
Pretoria From present indications it is hard to
tell whether they will use siege guns or con men
acting in the capacity Of diplomats.
JOHNNY BULL has retired from Samoa This
surprise almost caused Hoch Der Kaiser to have
ht as Johnny never known to leave an island,
unless driven off by volcanic disturbances
IF 1T be true that oil always comes to the top
OF water, then we may shortly expect to see Mr..
Rockefeller in control of the United States Leather
Co., of which property he is reported to be buying
freely.
WHEN New York scientist the other day said
that badness indication of intellectually
every editor with bald head made such sunny
smile that it's radiance will surely postpone winter
for about two weeks.
RUssIA's CAR may be accused Of harboring
wheelwrghts establishment in that belfry of his:
but nevertheless, it doesn't to interfere with his
operations against the Chinese Empire. That Rus
STA has serious designs in that direction there can
be little doubt. At present preparations are being
rapidly pushed forward and startling disclosures,
boarding the piratical ORDER may be expected
from the Orient in the near future.
IRON is advancing all along the line By the
time Ladysmith, Mafeking and Kimberly are cap
tured-saying nothing about the Smelling of Agui-