New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-09-22

address "a Kalamazoo Mich; william Lltue NE p,s
ger resides-or did resde.in AndeT rs Troy H. Y.
tin M2rsan Mps er w rTpS is native q Florida
though residing IN NORM nossess his soul IN
doubtful correspondent can no" poN'''
peace.-(Atlanta Constitution
For the last three years Miss Sarah cunning
ham ~ Vancouver British Columbia, mas o"''
folded her eyes whenever she steps ou'si"7 nv
door Of tho little cottage In which she "F'' a.,
alone She is a woman about forty Se"''
For years her conscience was rouoou ~
sights OF sin and immortality everywhere 'isl'ie az
she walked the streets Of Vancouver Flnelly BIO
decided that she could stand II no longer. ~ s"'
could not put a stop TO the wickedness whoh OPP
messed her she could at least smut out the ouS"o
world Consequently she bandaged her eyes.
Since that day in 1896 her eyes have never iooH'u
upon the earth. As result she reports that she 10
becoming cheerful. The bright side OF Ire no"
occupies her mind and, though she is aware OF the
fact that there Is still sin In the worid II uoeS ~
trouble her II formerly did.
landiubber to one OF the sailors on an ocean
watch on the upper deck last night"
"e 9alt S'' nohingi The fellow was sick. and
"Ohr'-(Yonkers Statesman
AT recent licensing in Dublin" says a
writer In The Nineteenth Century "A certain
well known ecclesiastc was being cross-exhhlheu'
I am sure the genial Dean Of the Chapel Royal VIII
forgive me mentioning his name as ne Is an lrIsn-
man. with more than Irishman's fund OF VIII
.scane-A police court. Applicant-A bibuious
,nnkeeper Witness-The Dean. appearing on be-
half Of the Church OF Ireland Temperance society
And YOU Mr. Dane Of the Chapel Royal
we're in that public house? came the first ques-
ton
at was sir came an mbushing answer
land may ask Mr. Dane Of the Chapel
Royal did You take anything in the public house,
! did SIR
Great sensation In court.
".Oh. YOU did Mr. Dane did you? And may
ask. Mr. Dane OF the Chapel Royal-wth strong
and dersive accent-'what you took, sir?
7 took "A chair SIR answered the quick witted
witness And further than that took notes. SIR;
and hero they are. sir
Amid n roar Of applause tho notes wer" hanne'
up and the license refused
Gnback-1 am surprised Colonel. at your time Of
life that you should hav" any trouoe Il. % ,Sii
Se o9 Is tsier Yes but tho only trouble is that
every BODY else thinks 50, oo-'}roohyh l'll''
There Is n factory ln Sioux Falls : j.. engaged
I'm polishing 100000 worth Of chaoedony' or
petrlacd wood for exhibition at the Paris Expos-
ton The wood Is found in Arizona. and IS shipped
to Sioux Falls in great logs and stumrs, Weighing
many tons each to he sawed up and worked INTO
columns. table tops. cuff buttons. jewelry. etc.
The machinery used for saving chalcedony can
cut into # to the extent Of only three inches day.
the petrined wood being scven-tenths as hard a. n
diamond
The excited caller dropped into chair,
YOU'RE a lawyer. amt you?' he asked
Yes. sir
81 want you 10 sue foller for me-
what fOr2' .-o.,
What has ne doue?'
called me shyster.
What did he do that for? 1891.
81 don't know That's what 7 want 70 find out.
I'm going to make him prove IT,
And he called you shyser ga he? Have you
any witnesses 10 testify 10 that2'
More a dozen"
HIM. Do you know what shyster Is
mo 7 haven't the least idee.
"A shyster IS A cheap lawyer -.-,-.