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The Advocate and news., 1899-01-04

Nine-tenths OF the sickness Of women
comes from some arrangement Of organs
distinctly feminine Nine-tenths Of this
sickness can be cured and avoided by the
use of DR.. Pierce's FaVorite Prescription.
There is nothing miraculous about the
"Favorite Prescription" n"--nOthing super
natural. 1t is the result OF rational
thought and study applied to medicine
It has been prescribed by DR.. Pierce,
Chief Consulting Physician to the Inva-
lids Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buf-
falo N. Y, for over 30 years. 1t has
made thousands of women healthy and
happy, and has brought Joy to thousands
Of homes. In female weakness" 1t acts
directly and strongly In healing and
strengthening the parts that are most
severely tried. It clears out impurities
and promotes regularity at all times. To
prospective mothers 1t is priceless boon
as, IL taken during pregnancy 1t so pre-
pares the system for delivery as to make
labor almost painless, besides shorten
ing the period of confinement.
The Advocate and news., 1899-01-04

''What would our wives say II they only
knew where we are tO-night?" remarked
captain OF a vessel beating about in q
thick fog. II wouldn't care what they
said," replied the mate, III we only knew
where we were ourselves. Chicago News.
The Advocate and news., 1899-01-04

Old Lady--"Now, porter, you're quite sure
you've put all my luggage in?--the big
portmanteau and" Porter-"AlI right
mum" Old Lady-"And you're certain
I've not left anything behind2' Porter
mo, mum, not even copper!'-Tf Tft-Bits.
The Advocate and news., 1899-01-04
Oflce of Live Stock Sanitary Commits
sion,

Office of Live Stock Sanitary Commits
sion,
Topeka, Kan, November 5, 1898.
/. Whereas, The Secretary Of Agricul-
ture OF the United States, by order (B. A..
/. Order No. 29), has announced that
Southern cattle when properly dipped in
O. solution Of eighty-six pounds flowers
Of sulphur to 1000 gallons OF extra dyna-
mo oil can be safely shipped:
2. Now, therefore, this Commission
hereby modifes its quarantine rules
against Texas or splenetic fever so that
cattle are not excluded from Kansas by
this Commission, IL accompanied by a
certificate of an inspector Of the United
States Bureau of Animal Industry that
they have been properly dipped, and have
fully complied with the requirements Of
said order No. 23.
BY order Of the Live Stock Sanitary
Commission.
JOHN Dryden, Chairman.
TAYLOR RIDDLE, Secretary.
]. B. BEAL, Member,
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
The World Will Join In ChrIstmas of
1900.

The World Will Join In Christmas Of
1900.
II Is planned to have a great Christ
mas celebration In 1900, which will be
begun with the ringing OF the Peace
and Liberty Bell" in Jerusalem. 1t is
expected that this will be the most
joyous Christmas since the first one.
and that on the mrs. Christmas OF the
new century the whole Christian world
will Join simultaneously in n grand
chorus. Peace on earth" II will be
one of the most novel ceremonies ever
conceived. and preparations are now
being made for Its successful consum-
nation. The committee having the
celebration In charge has invited the
Peace Bell committee to meet in the
Holy Land Christmas eve, 1900. on the
spot where the shepherds received the
message: GLORY to God in the high
est" Upon this occasion. and at the
same time. the corner stone Of the
great temple to be erected In the Holy
Land will be laid. A lars, number of
people 10 expected to attend this cere-
mony. a. the celebration will be one
OF the most memorable events In the
history Of the Christian world.
As now proposed. the bell will be
connected with the cables reaching to
all parts Of the earth. Then. half hour
before the time is set for Its ringing.
all telegraphic business to be stopped.
and every system In the world will be
connected with the jerusalem wire.
The Thousands OF wires will speed the
message to millions Of waiting people
when the bell is rung. Every congre-
CATION In Christendom will be as
Sembled In Its place OF worship. When
the bell IL rung the message. Peace on
earth" will be flashed over the world
at the same moment. and . grand,
glorious chorus singing the doxoiogy
Will rise from millions Of throats.
Never In the worlds history has such
an idea been conceived and carried out.
and never has there been such 4 grand
chorus a. will raise their voice In
praise and rejoicing at the same time.
The entire Christian world will take
part. and those who evolved the idea
are busytng themselves preparing for
the greatest Christian demonstration
ever known.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
A n,,.s. O.,,ook.

La Porte, Texas. is now attracting
the attention Of the business men OF
the United States and during 1900
great Interest will be manifested In 1t.
Owing to an advantageous natural 10
cation 1t II destined to enjoy = growth
In commercial manufacturing and
shipping interests which millions OF
dollars In advertising and years Of en-
ergetic promotion could not give It
were It not SO favored by nature. Men
Of affairs with large experience In tho
upbuilding Of cities are predicting 2
future for La Porte which II but half
realized. will make 1t the greatest sea-
port ON the Gulf Of Mexico and indeed
one Of the principal seaports of the
United States as we'll as city OF great
importance In the manufacturing, rail-
road and commercial world. 1t 10 at
the head of Galveston Bay in the cele-
brated coast country Of Texas and has
a summer and winter climate which
makes 1t a resort for travellers the year
round. The farming land surrounding
1t Is as fine as any In the United
States,
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
frSncs." said Diomsde carelessiy.
"T vill nav the nrica

fr&ncs." said D,omsde carelessiy.
Il will pay the price"
When . painters brush can conjur.
10000 francs out Of nothing he may
proudly cast aside wife who has mill
lions.
He was busy at his work when the
spies came running In to him to an
nouncs that the mysterious preacher
was again In the secret room alone
with Mrs.. Deborah. Diomede ran there
Immediately in his working jacket,
taking two friends along On the way
from the studio to the palace they
picked up . policeman and q lock-
smith. The whole crowd of them
rushed into the palace. The secret
chambers door was locked now, too.
I'm the name Of the law!" thundered
the policeman.
There was no response. The door
was then forced by the locksmith. Be-
yond was another door. NJ. Diomede
himself knocked and thumped at this.
Let me In. am here. Your hus-
band!"
Mrs. Deborah replied:
Go away from here. Do not come
in. You will feel worse than II you
died"
The inner door was locAed with a
spring. At Dlomede's order it was bat
tered down-Diomede. his two friends,
the policeman, the locksmith and the
servants.
Before him Diomede saw Mr. Van
derguld.
Mr.. Vanderguld!" he stammered,
family.
Il am not Mr.. vanderguld but Elias
Stops, the father Of Mrs. Deborah. l
purchased all your pictures. You can
see them hung around the walls here.
The Sleeping Wench. the Rising Sun,
the Battle Picture and all the others.
They remain hidden from the world.
Here they are seen by NOBODY. was
just now considering with my daugh-
ter where We could hang the seasick
picture. as It is rather large. When 1t
is done send It here. I'll pay for it."
Diomede was turned to stone. His
good friends almos. split with sup
pressed laughter. The policeman en-
tered in his notebook the circum-
stances OF the case for his official re-
port. And Mrs. Deborah, going to NJ.
Diomede. said:
Now. sir, l shall Institute proceed
ings for separation. A man who has
made himself ridiculous does not de-
serve wife"
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
Puerto Eco

Three tours Of the beautiful island
OF Puerto Rico are scheduled to leave
Chicago December %. January IS and
February Is. Special Pullman sleep
ers and dining ears will convey the
party to New York, thcnce on board
Me splendid new steamships Ponce
and San Juan. through and around the
island by rail, automobile. carriage
and boat. Tickets include all ex-
penses everywhere. These select lin
tied parties will be under the special
escort OF Mr.. Walter Boyd Townsend.
under the management Of The Ameri-
can Tourist Association. Reau Camp
bell, general manager, 1923 Marquette
building, Chicago. Itineraries. maps
and tickets can be had on application
to the agents OF the Chicago. Milwau-
kee 4 St Paul Ry,
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
PLAN TO SURELY SERVANTS.

0ix,s Wu Ds Seat 70 Hoass ~ He.r Ratss
- Rssssass 70 aan. ~ wire.
The American district servant girl
has been invented In New York. The
consumer rings = call and servant
at once arrives and begins sweeping
the house or doing other work at the
rate Of 20 cents an hour. The name Of
The concern that invented this plan II
the Household Economical Association.
1t win begin supplying girls to custom
ers November 9th from what 1t calls
its 'wage-earners' section"
Tho servants who need work will
study In the school Of household arts
between calls. For small fee experts
will teach them how to cook. The
girls who Join the wage-earners' sec
ton will receive q life, accident and
sickness insurance policy. Three places
are guaranteed q day to each American
district servant girl. The places must
be within easy walking distance.
Employees pay a fee Of IS to Join the
association, which gives them the right
to the service Of one class OF girls, such
As cooks. For each other call the EN-
ployer must pay an additional fee Of
81.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
Winter TpurS.

Should you desire information re.
garding California. Arizona. Texas OF
Mexico. and the long limit. low rate
round-trip tickets. sold to principal
points. the various routes via which
the tickets can be purchased. or re-
sarding one way first and second class
rates, through sleeping car lines,
hrst-class and tourist. call upon or ad-
dress w. G. Neimyer. Genl Western
Agent, Southern Pacific Co, 23S
Clark St. Chicago; W. II. Connor.
Coml Agent, Chamber Commerce
Bldg, Cincinnati. Ohio. or W. J. Berg,
Trav. Pass. Agt. go Ellicott So. Buff
falo N v
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

The u. 4 o. r. n. has Just placed
an order for 1880 tons OF Sc pound
steel rail for delivery In 1900. The
contract price is about - per ton or
81 per cent more than the Receivers
paid for rail durin. the time they had
charge OF the property. OF the total
amount Just ordered the Il. 4 o. proper
will get 10000 tons. the Il. 4 o. 8. W.
1880. the Pittsburg and Western
1000, and the Cleveland Terminal and
Valley 1000.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
Her Query:


What shall give him! oh. dear, oh.
dear!
It's the same old worriment every
year!
Men hate pockctbooks-bless their
souls.
They slap their money around In rolls.
slippers! They're looked on a. q Joke.
Pipes and tobacco7 He Doesn't smoke.
Neckties and collars lie has . lot.
Ivory poker set! guess not!
Watches and chains! He possesses
two.
What does he want, II I only knew,
What does he want! Why. my dear.
my dear.
What but this white li,.ls hand rIxh.
here.
Often he's asked It in prose and
rhyme"
Yes. he shall have tat Christmas
time!"
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
CAststmsA
Comes yearly:
Cost dearly:
Broks-nsarly.

mo city Christmas for me-" said
Uncls Jsduthin. from New Canaan, the
other day. He'd one once a. Amt
got over Il Ut. Dinner at sight O'Clock
II night--ths idss Of sich . thing.
pretty near bed time-an' Q French
bill O fare that I couidn't make head
or tall oni Turkey stuffed with chest.
nuts. instead O. bread stv0a' with
thyme II Il. an tastia' jest = q twas
stswsdi No punkia pis-yes, tAsss
was, a. \ bad sugar ail evse II,
b'oosAi No swsst elder. ~ nues ~
rsieaaa. - authia' tAst M VsstA
eaaia'."
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
A Precnut,on Tor Eicctr,c workers.

1t Is said that the employees engaged
In the tending of dynamos and other
electrical machinery in certain cleo
tric light and power station are ordered
to keep one hand in their trousers pock-
ct as they go about their work. This
lessons the danger Of their making
contact and thus giving the current
from live source the chance OF
passing through the body. And the
mere fnct that one hand is temporarily
ont of commission serves as II constant
reminder of the ever-prcsent danger,
familiarity with which SO often cngen-
ders carclcssn,ss
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
The Mexican's Curse

Pulque. the white curse Of Mexico.
which. along with tcQuiln, aguardien,e
and other native drinks, Is responsible
for a. per cent. Of the arrests made In
the City Of Mexico every day, IL
brought In daily by the trainload. ON
the first day OF this month the receipts
OF this article Were as follows: by
the liilalgo Railway $50 half-harrels.
by the Vera Cruz 1s9 and by the Inter
oceanic pa, n total OF s:iI full barrels,
containing lOO..230 gallons. In one day.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
tn. c.u.. of ch.pp.d u.na..

Much Of the discomfort experienced
from chapped hands In cold weather IL
due to washing with inferior soap. the
Ingredients being poisonous to the
skin. II Is therefore important to have
pure soap. II warm rain wnter and
Ivory soap are used In washing the
hands. they will be smooth and white
ut all seasons. ELIZA n. PARKER.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
III. typewriter In,sn.,o..

TIE typewriter Inventlon.
A statistician has proven that the III
vention Of the typewriter has given
employment to 100000 people, but lie
fails to state how many cases Of weak
stomachs 1t has induced. All people Of
Eedentary occupation need HOstetter's
Stomach Bitters. 1t helps nature to
hear the strain which ensues from con-
finement.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
THE CHRISTMAS ISSUE

OF the Lake Shore Book OF Trains Is
something entirely out OF the ordinary
In the way OF railroad literature and
will be OF interest to all. Copy will be
sent to any address on receipt of 2-cent
stamp. n. Byron. G. W. A.. Chi
cago; A. J. Smith. G. p. A.. Clcve-
land
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
New M-airo Mines.

The placer ground that ls being
tested by the Galistco Mining Company
IL opening up some very rich deposits
OF gold. Some nuggets We're uncarthed
n few days ago worth from 81 TO 81
each. The Onitz mill is turning out
bullion constantly and some very rich
ore shoots have been recently opened
M.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
rvsrv Known Manner n, r..,

VIII convince you that Union Pacific
trains are the quickest and best equipped
trains for points east and west from Den
yer. Three through trains daily for Chi
cago. Choice OF routes, Via Omaha or
via Kansas City. Two through trains
daily for San Francisco or Paciiic North
west. Ticket Office gil I'm strert
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
0toW.s ThlsY

We offer One Hundred Dollars r-ward for any
CAtarrh Cure.
=. J. CHENEY co. Props. Toledo, O
We. tho undersigned, have known r. J.
Cheney for the last ~ years and believe him
perfectly honorable In all business transactions
and financially .Dl- To carry out amy obiixa-
tions made by their 1rm
West L Truax, Wholesale Druvrinf., Toicsso.
o, Waldins. kinnan \ Marvin. Wholesale
Druggists Toledo One
Halls CatArrh cur- IL taken Internally, act.
Ing directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
81 thc System Testimonials sent frcc t'rice
Jhc pr bottlo, koi by all druggists
Halls tHRiiy islll. arr Tho br.t
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

For Sleo. new organ for ~. What Xmas present
nicer than one Of thsss high grade nstrunsnt. can
you imagined Only . small paymen down, and the
balance may be extended over two or mors years.
THE KNlGHT-CAMPBELL MUSIC CO.,
Dsnvss Branch Stores: Pueblo. Colorado springs,
Cripple Creek, Central City, Leadvilc. Trinidad.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

mfr. Grau says Chicago can't appreci-
ate grand opera THAT Us unjust: he
doesn't know how many people wanted
to 20 and couldn't
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
Oss Cass- ., Tros,,se

she-l wish christmaa really was q
season Of general peace and sood will.
He-wsll. Il might be II somebody
hadn't introduced the custom Of givins
Christmas presents.-Puck.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

To cure your Catarrh ur Cold In Head.
use London Balm. All druggists refund
money If 1t fails to relieve, 2Sc and soc.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

~ don't like amiablo people" why
not?" Living with them VIII ruin the
best disposition on earth
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

Duff broke his Collnr-bOnc playing
football" WAS his wife vcNcd2' 'She
was laid up with II knec-cug broken at
basketball
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
NafIcA

The time table and see how much quicker
Union Pacific trains running both east
and west from Denver are than those of
Its competitors. Inquiry Will also con-
vince you of their superiority I'm point of
elegance of equipment and punctuality
Of service. Ticket Office. 81 18th street.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

Mrs. Crowder has been president of
your club long time" Yes: none of
us could call her to order so we decided
We might as well let her regulate the
rest of US.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

''1 wouldn't have your fault finding dis
position for anything on earth" You
don't understand me: II things went to
ever saw"
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
The jill. Montgomery
Machinery Company.


90 i !. /.
~~ issOisaO Curtis street
NIA RlA/ "a 500 bargains in ma
AVN&Y lf42A fchtnerS, thoroughly
yX4kN8B Hk4" ntted and ready for Inn
INEE fmrdiai- delivery. Some
u%&9S4E "f this machinery has
6nSNASSJ2fSSOA, never been used. We
NrTlHdf can save you from 30 to
S-s~-vS luu per cent.
latest improved drup iO-stamp mill.
with crusher. ore feeders. silver plat-
ed Coppcrs and ConCsntraturs. situated
in Gilpln county. This stamp mill has
never rpu Loo tons pt ore, and Is for
sale because the mine did not pay.
i2S-H. T., steam plant consisting of
boilers and an automatic engine.
sNl9 holster, good us new,
direct acting double engine holster.
cylinders iGX3c.' new.
50-li. T.. Hcndic automatic engine.
i0.H. y. portable engine.
I III. L, horizontal Weber steam en-
sines suitable Tor running tan OF small
q actual II. y. weber gasoline engine.
l 5g-H. T.. horizontal tubular boiler.
oh. p, horizontal tubular boilers.
nearly new.
io-H T.. horizontal tubular boiler. half
arch front. complete
lo-lt, y, vertical boilers.
l ls-li 4. vertical boiler.
feed water heater.
hot water heater.
] lNlO Blake CruHhpr.
large capacity ore buckets. good as
lot silver plated amalgnma,ion cop
pcrs.
air drills
! truc yHnurr.
heating apparatus to heat with cx-
huuyt steam.
l lot pipe tools.
! Automatic sample splitter.
! l2Nl2 rolls
/ dynamo suitable for silver plating or
rrecip'ating cyanide, 10 volts. 800 am
percS
/ 25-light Western Electric Co.'S arc ma
chine, IN strictly nrst-class condition
winch"s, suitable for raising sinking
pumps.
wood turning lathss.
s-drum holster. suitable for derrick
| 3@-u. r. u track scale, new.
| @Ali bclted rolls steel shell. good as
new.
) revolving screens,
3-compaftm'nt Iiartz mountain Ji.s.
] rumpl. grinder
'0t is-inch sheet rubber packing
] st"am plant. consisting OF tV-H. J..
bodies and l.'-ii. T., engine,
u steam pumps various sizes
Several wood saws and frame,
hU- Il. black pipe,
y furnace doors, Crate bars. all sizes.
lot brick machinery and tools viii sell
or trade for brick, good chance to start
In husp"Hs
l comrl,t, laundry plant. cheap as dirt.
usshp balnnc"s and small crurhcr.
Shafting, pull"ys, boxes, collars. coup
lngs, glob" valves. etc.
Large o'iVe belts aud numerous small
ones.
DON'T ran. To CALI. AND SEE OUR
LINE WE PAY CASH FOR ALL KINDS
SECOND BAND MACHINERY AND
SUPPLIES
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

Julia. you ought To see the doctor
about that cough" 80 near chris tmas
as this? No. indeed
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

Piao'a Cure for Consumption has been a
family medicine with US since lssl.-J. Il.
Madison, 2i09 I2d Ave Chicago, III.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
chRisrMAs PLANO

"What IL a specialist?'' Hes a man
who has discovered which of his talents
will bring him In the most money"
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

To cure your Catarrh or Cold in Head
use London Balm. All druggists refuut
money II 1t fails to relieve. 2Jc and soc.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

"what II the Christmas -piritT' II
consists In wanting to give - present "a
somsbody tina! you know isn't going so
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

The Crowning Success Of Modern Rail-
roadinE
The "ChicaEo Special via Union Paci-
fic. which leaves Denver Mt 400 p. m. and
arrives Chicago at s:l5 the following even-
ing. The quickest and best equipped
trains out of Denver. Ticket once. sl
18th street.
What makes Kirby tell such stupid
1okes?'' He likes to be called on to ex-
plain them"
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

PtYD pvsnasestiS Nssss. asn,s .r nervousness aNss
lss] 1ays sss II In. khss Utsst N-s,- N~.,asss
.est y. HNHE et.ee trial r.,,l. snd ,,.s,.e.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
The I.at~st Device. for swift Lssursoas
Travel

East and West, are found on Union Pa
cinc trains, Tn. b.rt line for Kansas
tity, Omaha. ST. Louis, Chicago, 1t. Paul
kAn Francisco and tn. pncinc Northwest
Ticket Oiiic". 81 l1th street.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

Say. MAJ "whst.. Freddy" "If !
~. ~: a. a. s;s sced s.,a; =. A.; tn time ia GO,
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

''Whnt kind Of man In liloge-T" Hes
the kind OF u man who would NIL the
candy bags on Christmas tree with
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

II Yoa Use Plug Tobacco
You should read the Star Plug Tobacco
advertisement in this paper. They make
the most attractive offer ever made for the
return Of their Tin TagA
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

TWe Oa1f Cueu THAT DOES CrRR.
LAXATIVE toso0o S3uinln1 Tablets Prmov~s
the rnus~ that produces t.A Urppc. 4. NJ.
0rotr's slxhAtufv u VA tAeh boz. l.r.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

1--WE gave wallis dinner Thanksgiving
Day" "A waits dinner" "ies; to five
OLD maids and five old bachelors"
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

~,ssas'' Sss"s'' .sa.nx s,,sn 'Ssr igswn iw.n ds;pTs.s
ihey Iei sVsry ybody sise KNOW u. ~ '
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

Trf -: .nisc s;s, r.riHs isep!s 70 chlssse:
eor1ing Nrin1 s,ss HM1 seiil .Ysesi.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23
laaaa.. ~ Nsnses.

To. cure Your ca,arth or Cold In Head,
money u Il fails to relieve. 5sc and toc.
The Monte Vista journal., 1899-12-23

man whose voice was heard through
the double door was u Methods,
preacher.
II should like to take 4 look at that
prcAcher3"
you would regret Il exceedingly"
Has the preacher such = terrible
iook!"
"Hc has"
"And are you not afraid Of him!"
HE does not seem terrible to me-"
III you contipuc this mystery I
shall Institute proceedings for d.
vorcs."
"You have NO ground that will hold
water before The law"
well. III discover II yet
Yro0 that time on n. Diomsds sur.
rounded hh palace with spies. Who
were instruets1 % give him Immediate
not3eo - 5000 - the mystsrious vis-
itos called asaia. He dstsrminsd 70
break Into his wife'a secret chamber
with witssssss and police. % that hs
might have absolute proof Of her faith.
Isssnsee.
He was Just then engaged on . paint
Ing which was 10 b. the 10 plus ultra
OF lmprsssloais& Art. Chr.stnAs morn.
lag the picture vas all but Anishsd.
There was oaiy The sky and tAs star 70
b tosehsd W With . AnisAiAs sracs.
NJ. vasdssSuiA Asaia cane froa
America. He insDeete1 tSs Destufe -.
fofs Il was taksa ~ ~ eaesl.
"Ths Dsiss q this coz viii - leoeoo