The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-02-08
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

= Many a S. hat covers 5-cent
head.
= Women are as fond Of sweets as
men are of ''sours -
Every time small speculator
loses he kicks the bucket shop.
June days may be rare, but they
are not as raw as January days.
Fish may be good brain feed, but
the wise trout doesn't "catch on. ;"
Some men are made by circum-
stances and lot of others are unmade.
We may see all things come to
somebody else if we only wait long
enough.
TIE man who talks in his sleep
has some excuse for the fool things
he says.
It's we'll to be consistent, but
too many people possess the consis-
tency Of mush.
= Never lose your temper. No
body wants it; all have enough of
their own.
: The blows Of an enemy may be
hard, but they do not hurt like those
of friend.
= When you are worn out with one
task, it may relieve you to take up
another.
For driving out dull bilious feeling,
strengthing the appetite and increas-
ing the capacity Of the body for work,
Prickly Ash Bitters is a golden rene
dy. Sold by Evans Pharmacy.
-Sprained ankle has been cured
in an hour by showering it with hot
water poured from the height of few
feet.
= Missionary Uncle-"Has mamma
ever told you where you will 60 if you
are good boy y?' Willie-"Sure
she's goin to take me to see Dewey
when he comes home"
: "The piece of silver mentioned
in the Bible as the kind Of coin in
which the reward of Judas's s treachery
was paid was about 66a cents. Judas
therefore received a sum about equal
to $50 of our money.
Bright's disease is more dreaded by
physicians than any of the serious
disorders with which they have to
deal, because of its insidious and NAL
ignant character. If prompt action
were taken when headaches, urinary
disorders, digestive troubles first ap-
pear much suffering and sorrow would
be averted. Prickly Ash Bitters will
quickly stop the spread CT the disease,
quiet the Inflammation, heal the kid
neys and bladder, strengthen and
regulate the liver, and drive poisons
and impurities out Of the system by
cleansing the bowels. Sold by Evans
Pharmacy.
Old Squire Bean, of Langtry,
Texas, is evidently a character. y
He used to be saloon-keeper, justice
of the peace, sheriff and everything
else. His custom was to hold court
sitting on his bar. He was specially
proud Of his position as justice of the
peace, while his saloon brought in the
money. The sign above his barroom
door read as follows: ~. Bean, cool
beer and Justice
Physicians of Knoxville, Tenn.
have been consulted regarding re-
markable discovery made by a touris:
in the mountains Of Claiborne County
Tenn. The case is that Of Mrs. Julia
Spence, aged sixty-three, who has four
new teeth, all of which have come full
ly developed. She has been without
teeth for six years, and it is consider
ed somewhat remarkable that she
should cut these at this late period in
life. She is in perfect health.
- France has now law by which
marriages may be dissolved without
cost to the applicants. The Paris di-
vorcc courts devotes Thursdays to
gratuitions DEGREES. On one day re-
Gently 2294 couples were divorced dur-
ing session of four hours, an average
of more than one divorce minute.
The applicants belonged to the work
Ing class, in which divorces were in
frequent before the passage of the
new law.
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