The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-04-12
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All Sorts OF Paragraphs.
The toast Of the evening is taken
from bottle.
- Every time man borrows trouble
he pays the interest in worry.
A man who rides hobby is apt
to de-ride the hobbys Of others.
= Profit is not without honor in
any country, but it is often dishonor-
ably acquired.
-Nevergive up-unlesssit' it's lone
ly spot and the other fellow has
sandbag or a revolver.
The world will never be as bad as
some people think it is, or as good as
they think it ought to be.
A soft answer turneth away wrath,
but wrathful answer doesn't always
turn away the soft individual.
= Between the enterprise Of his
butcher and the wastefulness Of his
cook many man is done to turn.
A kidney remedy that can be de-
pended on will be found in Prickly
Ash Bitters. It heals and strength
ems. Sold by Evans Pharmacy.
In Sweden a man seen drunk
four times is deprived of his electoral
vote. The existence here of such
law as thst would have played the
very mischief in some of our political
fights.
is a question to me- said
the dentist, as he got up in the cold
to answer cry from his baby, if a
fellow makes more noise when his
teeth are coming, or when they are
going
Give me liver regulator and I can
regulate the world, said a genius.
The druggist handed him bottle Of
DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the
famous little pills. Evans Pharmacy.
If a servant in Germany falls sick
her mistress is not allowed to dis
charge her, but must pay 47 cents
day for her hospital expenses until
she is perfectly well. The wages Of
girls vary from $40 to s77.2O month
with board.
Before the discovery Of One Minute
Cough Cure, ministers we're greatly
disturbed by coughing congregations
No excuse for it now. Evans Phar-
macy.
= Father of the Family--Irene what
brings that young Hankinson here
four or FIVE evenings in the week?
Miss .Irenc-Why, papa, I-hardly-
IL Johnny Coming to her relief
Il know what brings him here. a
pair Ct the slimmest legs dude ever
walked on. That's the thing that
brings him.
An occasional dose Of Prickly Ash
Bitters keeps the system healthy,
wards off disease and maintains
strength and energy. For sale by
Evans Pharmacy.
- Some years ago, when President
of the Waukegan Bachelors Club, Mr..
W. w Pearcc offered a prize Of $50
gold medal for the first member Of the
organization who became the father Of
twins. He has won it himself And
thus Go cynical jokes come home to
roost
Now, Thomas said granny.
"thcrc are only two apples left, and
they shall be for you and yourlittlc
brother One is small, and the other
is large. | know that you are not
greedy boy-which shall | give you?"
.'Wcll. granny, In like you. | always
hope for the best.
For quick remedy and one that is
perfectly safe for children let us re-
commend One Minute Cough Cure. Tt
is excellent for Group, hoarseness,
tickling in the throat and coughs.
Evans Pharmacy.
\ Salvation Army captain has
been nominated BY the citizens of
Wichita, Kan, for mayor Of the Dem
ocrats. He has PIT forth circular
in which he says that if elected there
will be a $40 fine for every girl wear
ing bloomers and every policeman shall
carry Bible instead Of "a club. He
Goesn t say anything about turning the
other check also when cowboys paint
the town red
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