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The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
PRESENT TO FRANCE.
Philadelphia VIII Make Gift Of a Statue Of
Franklin.

Philadelphia, July 2B.-The citizens Of
Philadelphia will present to the city Of
Paris statue Of Benjamin Franklin
during the exposition next year. II il
proposed to raise the money and be-
gin work as soon as possible, SO that
the statue can be shipped to Panis In
time to unveil 1t during the exposition.
1t is intended to locate the statue at
Passy, where Franklin resided when he
was minister to France over hundred
years ago. Passy, then a suburb, is now
in the center Of the exposition grounds.
The statue will be replica of the ona
in this city, which cost 1000.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
MABEL MCKENZIE,
Was Her Body Found
in the Lancaster
Swamp?
MISSING SINCE APRIL Is.
Mysterious Disappearance
OF a Charlestown
Girl.
MISSING SINCE APRIL Is.

Interest in the Lancaster swamp mys-
terry is revived by the report of a miss
ing girl which comes from Charlestown.
Mabel Mckenzie, daughter Of Georges
B. Mckenzie. disappeared FROM her
home at "a Marion street, Charlestown.
April rs, and the family has heard Moth
ing whatever from her since.
The case Is mysterious and inexpNc-.
able, and until now has not been ro-
ported to the police The family has
at last become so worried over the
young woman's long absence that some
few facts have been made public
On the date mentioned, the girl APP
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26

ceedings at the meeting of the Brick
layers and Plasterers' Union. 1t was
reported that committee from the I'M
ion had visited the George F. Hewett
Company and received a promise that
none but union men will be employed
on the company's new barn.
The carpenters made another tangle
in the complicated state of affairs by
declaring that the Journeymen Plumb
ers' Union had not the authority to set
tie the trouble with Drs. Kelly and
Delehanty, and that the handlers of the
Ratchet and saw had differences with
the physicians which must be adjust
ed before the doctors can consider
themselves out of the woods
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
NOT TO THEIR TASTE.
French Press Says Republics Interests
Have Been Betrayed by New Treaty.


Have Been Betrayed by New Treaty.
Paris, July 25.-The Republique Fran
caise referring to the reciprocity treaty
between France and the United States,
signed at Washington yesterday, says:
"a Washington dispatch announces the
contamination of the Franco-American
treaty. An enormous blunder, against
which we endeavored to put the gov
eminent on its guard, has then been
consummated and M. Miller and Del
casse have betrayed French industry
and agriculture to the United States
and in these two branches of our ma
tional production ruins will be heaped
on ruins. True, the treaty has not yet
been ratified and we affirm that 1t will
not be without discussion. Industrial
and agricultural arbitration on every
side are, indeed, becoming agitated and
manifold protests are being made; and
when the chamber re-assembles the
government will find itself face to face
with an opposition formidably equipped
with arguments, and which will ener-
getically lay bare the fatal consequent
ce of the convention which so cruelty
betrays French interests"
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
AcUTENEss RELIEVED.
trying to Find ANOTHER Way to Settle
Boundary Question.

Washington, July 25.-The acuteness
OF the Alaskan boundary situation has
been so much relieved as a result of the
conference yesterday between Score
Iary Hay and the British charge. Mr..
rover, that those who have taken
most active part in the negotiations for
the year can leave the city for a sum
mer vacation. Mr.. Hay will go within
a Few days, and Mr. Tower leaves TO-
morrow night for Newport, where he
VIII establish the British embassy for
the rest of the summer,
One Of the effects Of the negotiations
in washington Is to establish the Fact
that the Anglo-Americnn commission
cannot reassemble in Quebec. Aug.
That date Is only week Off, and as
YET Great Britain has not named q
commissioner to take the place Of tbe
late Lord HerscheH, the purpose now
IS TO secure some mode Of settling the
boundary question and thus clear the
way for a meeting of the commission
late in the fall.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
UNlTARIANs FORGOTTEN.

The weirs. N. H., July 25.-The 22d
annual meeting of the Unitarian Grove
Meeting Association began today with
reception and reunion, and will con-
tinue through the week. There was a
good attendance this evening, including
many prominent Unitarian divines
from this and other states, the affair
being in charge OF Rev. Charles ]. Sta
Piles Of Manchester.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
BRAVE AS HER FATHER.
Capt. oonverss's Daughter Fires Shots at
a Burglar.

Hanover, N. H., July 25.-rhe resi-
dents of Norwich, VT, are excited over
an attempted burglary at the house of
Capt. Converse, of the United States
ship Montgomery. The house was en-
tered early this morning, when Mrs,
Converse and daughters were aroused,
One Of the daughters gave chase with a
revolver and fired several shots at the
man. but he succeeded in making his
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
sTABBING ARRAY.

Boston, July Pa serious stabbing
case of which the assailant accidentally
became the victim, and it Is feared Will
die, occurred at the west end this after
noon.
w. J. Chesson, a Causeway street res
taurant keeper, during an alteration
with his cook William Horgan, was
stabbed in the face, neck and chest by
Morgan, who had grabbed knife from
a table nearby. AS he warded off a fifth
lunge, the knife in Horgan's hand slip
ped and caught Horgan in the abdomen,
inflictlng a deep wound. Slight hopes
are entertained for his recovery.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
oNE-THlR0 ENROLLED.

Washington, July 25.--Col Ward, in
charge of the recruiting department Of
the adjutant generals office, reports
that the total enrolment of recruits for
the volunteer army, not including to-
dy's recruiting, amounts to 4792 men,
being about one-third of the entire
number required. The number of re-
cruits enrolled yesterday was 525.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
NO OPERATION NEEDED.
The Queens Eyssight Greatly Improved
by Recent Treatment.

London, July 25.-Truth says the
queen has been undergoing a course
Of treatment for 10 weeks for her eyes,
as advised by Prof. Pagenstein of the
Wiesbaden, and with the most sW-
cessful results. The queens eyesight
is no longer in danger and an operation
will be unnecessary. Her majesty now
wears powerful glasses Of unusual
size and with black rims, which were
ordered by Prof. Pagenstein when she
is obliged to use artificial light.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
MESSENGER BOYS STRIKE.

New York, July 25.--About 800 strik-
ing boys of the American District Tele-
graph Company marched up Broadway
about noon and stopped at all offices Of
the company on the street, giving the
police lot Of trouble. They stopped
every boy with a message and pun
melted him.
At the Twenty-third street office they
got every boy to strike. This was the
case in a number Of places along
Broadway, where the strikers succaeds
ed in getting the entire stats out.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
MoULDERs' CONVENTION.
Association Adjourns After Electlng Off
GERS for Ensuing Year.

indianapolis, July 25.-The convention
of the Moulders' Association of North
America, which has been in session
here two weeks. adjourned. after elect
ing the following officers: President,
Martin Fox Of Cincinnatl; secretary,
J. E. Denny Of Cincinnati treasurer,
William Hensell of New York
Joseph Black OF Toronto was con-
tinued as editor of the Iron Moulders
journal. The constitution was simpli-
fled and expenses reduced.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
DEMOCRATS SPLIT.
Strong Faction Forming to Defeat Gosbel
at the Polls.

Louisville, July 25-The announce
ment is made that John Young Brown,
former governor of Kentucky, will ac-
cept the nomination for governor in
case 1t is offered to him by the conven-
ton to be held at Lexington Aug. . bv
the democrats who are opposed to the
ticket headed by William Goebel Coy.
Brown is quoted as saying: II will ac-
cept the nomination with pleasure and
make the fight of my life"
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
DEWEY ENTERTAINs.

Trieste, July 25.-Admiral Dewey this
afternoon entertained Mr.. Frederick
w. Hossfeld, the United States consul
here, and number Of other Americans,
at the concert given on the Olympia
by the ships band. Admiral Dewey
did not leave the ship today. He will
sail about Aug. ! for Naples.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
LONG SELLING SHIPS.

Washington, July 25.-The secretary
of the navy has disposed of several
vessels purchased by the government
during the Spanish war. The ferry boat
East Boston, at the Boston navy yard,
appraised at 100000, was sold to Phil
ms, Wool 4 Watson OF Portsmouth,
Va, at s3S,o9L
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
FETE IN SANTIAGO.
cubans Initiate Landing of American
Troops and Whoop Things In

Santiago de Cuba. July 25.-The oeIe-
oration OF the Fiesta de Santiago be-
gan last night with the arrival from
New Orleans of Mgr Francisco Den
Barnada, the first Cuban arnhb,-tepi'
appointed by the vatican. Archbishopp
Barnadas appointment is consfdAraS
an important event IN ecolesia sffesi
circles and was made the occasion ~ :
patriotic demonstration tonight.
one thousand Cubans, attired IN
spanish uniforms, came from Las crn-
ces today on a tug and barges and irni-
tated the landing Of the American ar
my. They paraded through the cjty.
headed by bands Of music. The Cuban
ipnaDltants We're crazy with delight.
u yer crying Viva Espana," but
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
NO FURTHER TROUBLE.
Negro is Strung Up and Now All is
WolI.

Houston, Tex, July 25.-some two
weeks ago a negro was lynched in
Grimes county. Last night a church at
Fuqua Prairie was burned by an in
cendiary. Suspicion fell on John and
Randall Hamilton, negroes. The latter
was first found, and with rope around
MS neck he confessed that John burned
the church
John was found at his home, and his
answer to O demand for a surrender
was a volley Of buckshot, Van Wright
being fatally wounded and Tuck Moo
dy slightly injured. The negro escaped
badly wounded, but was recaptured to-
day and was at once strung up. No
further trouble is expected.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-26
WEATHER REPORT.

Boston. July Is. = Forecast for Boston
and vicinity for Wednesday: Cloudy
weather with occasional showers; foggy
on the coast; light east to south winds.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1899-10-26
Se0sunojtpanSi9ltes Gapitel.

Die 5arel I'M S6loB 46renItein mar
i'll %'o9ennnnten 9~Oloenen Saale 9eoedt,
ellem mdBlg 9roBen ppalen 8emu0.
oas Ieln Sl1t ourh treisrunos, rings
nm Die Sede lGuienoe 6enlter srblelt.
10 oaB Die 6ld1e leiaer Wdnbe nur
ourh SDel G%li9eltblren unterbroden
marc, bic aber 10 tinitlib ~eingeiist
mOren, oab man, wcnn lis 9sIalOisn,
nlCgt5 oaoDn geiuabrte uno telne Inter-
bre1unA III Den Slloern entoedte. bic
aut 0olo9(uno aui bic Wano 9emalt.
Scenen aus Der Slias oarlteaten.
Sdmmtilhe M0bel oes Scales tparen
bon l1per pergoloetem Solse nit 6olo-
brotat l,ber5oger, per9oloete GrOnleub-
ter bingen bon Der Sede berab. uno
bic Salel mar Der Yra1t bieier hinge
bun9 ent'pre1eno nit Iilbernen uno
9oloenen 8erdtblhaiten bslaosn. Die
Siener battsn ibre 8dlalipree an9ele9t,
uno au6 Die Slid9enolien sri9ienen in
Der 9ewdbltelten &leioun9.
Der Gaum oss pergploeten Saales
9eltattete nllr cine belbrdntte Nniabl
bon Speilenosn; iuuroe oaielbft ~ierpirt,
10 Lag es meiltens in Der gbli5t oes
8rafen uno Der 8rdfin. sinem Der ,us
Geioaenen GGlte cine ~beionoere Nufs
mtrtiamteit gu erwsiisn. uno bies mar
aud beute Der GaN. 9as srlte Mit.
tngsmabl, melhes Der grbprin, bon
@oltpwlB in S9lob Wbrsnitsin Elm.
nabm, iollte in auberorosntli4 fsitli-
der 9Seiie ~besan9en meroen.
Veronlta's SOHnuns. ibr Yruoer
Wotbo tperbe niht IA hnfh hnn Nrns
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1899-10-26
Der acknowledgements ben 26. Octpber 1899.

srrapren.
Der Gag oeraina 70 i'm traulihen
8splauoer. Wls Der feline Mbenonebel
iih ilber Walo unb See laserte, ruoerte
Sans nit Wanoa bas iunSe paar hin'
iiber.
Sn benz idimmsrnoen WaHer
idtpamm jebt oas CARTE Nadtbilo bes
Monoes, Der Wino ipielte nit 8eroni-
ta's braunen 2oden, ibr weibes 8e'
liht leubtete, es mar Der Nbslan3 Der
reiniten 2iebe, Der barauf lag. Yl6Bs
LID ofinete iie Die 2ippen uno lang nit
9lpdenbeler Stimme Sebaltlan Yah's
elniab ersreiisnoes 2iehesleio: yWiult
Su Sein Ser3 mir ibenten, 10 fans es
beimlib an"
,gu{ oaB bon dnier'm Senten Nie.
mano erratbsn tann," fiel SoIepb's Yas
riton ein. Wanoa ieBte nit elmer lppbl,
9eibulten Nltitimme, Sans nit einem
tlaftisen Bah elm. uno lber Dem @ais
Ter tlang melt binaus in Die gerge uno
in ben Walo:
.Wilit Ou Dein SerS mir iAenten,
60 fang es beimllb an,
Nuf oaB BON unier'm Senten
Nlemano erratben lam.
Die 9iebe muB bel Seioen
gleSelt ueridwisasn.isin,
Drum iblieb' Die 9roBten Jreuoen
Sn Selnem SerSen ein."
Drum iblieB' Die srObten Jreuoen
in belnsm bergen ein." tlans es nod
iiber ben See Suriid, ais Solspb uno
VerOnita ben 8abn bereits perloIien
batten uno our6 ben g8alo SdlOB
N~brenitein 3uibrittsn.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1899-10-26

iiibren. Sd babe seIdmantt uno &c.
S09ert, aber id lam ea niht iiber mid
g%stpinnen, ab,ureiien. obne Did &C.
tparnt 81 babsnlA
yWooor, Slotiloe9" fraste i'd am
aanaen G0rper Sitterno.
,yor Dir islbit. Sd babe Did
uno ben Profehor bsobahtet. iA tpeiB,
Sbr liebt Sub! aino. 3ino, reiBe
oieie ur9ludlIhe Neigung aus benz
Ser3en!"
.,Gber reibt maj, mir bas Sers ielblt
beraus," ertpioerte i'd. pa ladte iie
auf, a4. 10 bitter. 10 ihneioeno, oaB
es mir bic Ssele 3etrib. ,,Sas tpiro
audi 9eibeben, meme tbeure 8eronifa!
Sarum bite lno bsihw6re ib Si4.
iusnn Dir 0ein Sselenfrieoen, ipenn
Dir iein 2eben lieb 1T, Glib leoen Ss-
oanten an Den profeVor auf!"
,,Ssin 2eben2" ploerbolte Wanoa
entiebt; tpsr tonnte oas b%eorohen2"
,Wein 9ruoer 9otbo. 3lotiloe bat
Is ni9t nit tlaren @orten 9eiast. aber
fie bat oarauf binseoeutet. Damn iubr
iie tort: Iur neil Oeinsn gltern Der
gbitanO 10 unermebli9, Die &luft 10
uniibsrbriidbar eriheint, geItatten tie
ben @srtebr 3uiIden Dir uno benz pro-
fenor. gDie le Did i'm 8efolge oes
Sieners bur6 ben @a!o 9eben la1en,
70 aud in ieiner Ye9leitung - bis Der
beltimmte Yrautisam tommt.A
,MlIo ooh!" risf Wanoa, ,melne
@bnuns! Man bat iaon fur Oi4 &C.
Wahlt. Wer 1T esq"
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1899-10-26

Gortiesung. J
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-03-18
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The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-03-18
MEX1CO'S QUEEREST CITY.
CatOrce. SO Named Ii Was
the Stronghold of Four
teen

Eight miles due east over the noun
tains from Catorce station. OIL the
Mexican National railroad. is the city
OF that name. 4 city along whose steep.
winding streets neither wagon nor
cart. neither stage nor bus. nor any
other wheeled vehicle was ever known
to pass. although it has often boosted
OF a population Of 10000 souls.
The city takes its name from once
being the stronghold and property of
"A band of II of the most daring. desper-
ate. dangerous and successful robbers
that ever laid tribute on roads Of Mex
leo. They discovered. and for many
years worked. the rich deposits Of sill
YER that abound in this entire section
o. the coUItry-dcpOSitS. the value OF
which. if current reports be true. for
hundreds Of years ou:rivaleG the myth
zeal riches related Of Ophir. Strange 10
relate. every piece Of machinery. every
pound Of freight. ana every passenger
10 and from tatCrce i transported to-
day. Il for centuries past. either on the
backs of w,u or mules.
'"'t4'N J. 'i' 'E 'Ht l4tp~ interesting
places in E.cNico. Here are found the
customs Of Mexico in their purity. IN
affected Ey the influence of the
stranger. Difficult ct access. the town
can be ryachs1 only by horseback or On
foot. CaIcrcr has seldom been visited
ny any except those making business
trips. The ride up the mountains into
the town is something. once accom-
pliShcG. always 10 be remembered. part
~ from il element Of personal peril.
hU: mere because 81 The beauty Of The
landscape encountered At every turn.
CHANGING down. as you near YOUR Jour-
ney'< end. You catch Il CLEAN Cf the
white walls OF Los Catorce outlined
a]Gain>; the green OF the mountain side.
Thousands of feet below simmer the
waters of 4 mountain stream. The
shifting c.l1rin@ of the mountains as
I."hi ard shade chase each ether over
thcir ragged cXpaEse. the browns and
greens Il IL" valley below. and the hills
il Tie ha2y distance are "heuuriful tx
ce~ed.rgly."
Tie Real de Ca;orcr i hull; on the
SIDE Of = ra:i." near the top Of the
range. and laS a varying population If
S.c"@ 70 in.'t:1. 4 The mines are PAVING
weli or poorly. Here are fanrG a'INari-
cite, rf silver ore from carbonltes TO
refractory ore. ">>.yir- So. go 10 the
ION. tararcc h-> q tirc cathedral rich
y decorated, ard a pretty plaza. tie
or &. 4rEtt >rGf III tl,. Ef:.- =. r.-..n
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-03-18
THE LAND OF PEACE.

oh. tell me the way to the realms of peace
Nhere IN childhood days We srrayed:
here We plucked fair blossoms from
3oughs of gold.
Ana then, when the days sweet tale was
told.
Slumbered and walked in peace.
We nave Travelled far from the peaceful
land,
Where those sunny days were eoent
out into the world Of sorrow and care.
Away from the quiet and beaut- there
In that far-oft land OF peace.
And We often sigh. mid the to! and strife
OF this w~orkaLay world Of ours.
Fcr a glimpse of the sunny lanes and Geils.
me sound Of the magical. musical bells
81 our cEIlihOOd's realms of peace.
On. tell NE the way 10 the realms Of peace:
have searched for it far and wide.
Have SomtImeS faEcivG ] saw its trees.
And the snowy wings on the evening
hr-aze
Of lis breeding angel Of peace.
v" may no return to the sun-kisSed cline
.; our cail-hood dreams again:
v" have Travelled too far. our weary feet
tn" long. long journey could not repeat
To regain that land Of Veace.
Rut we journey on 20 a fai.e- land
Than trlt which in dreams We sec.
And - know full Wei. sometime.
whore.
We shall catch the radiance. wCr.~-uS.
fair.
o. the Land Of perpetual peace.
"" snail catch the notes Of a swe=rer song
Than Ger Ne have dreamed or heard
W shall see d vision Of streets. all cole:
w snail fail asleep as II days Of old,
And SIumhs- and walk in peace.
-ifar"."t :. Huh. in Good HOEsa keeping.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-03-18
HUMOROUS.

1t is quite natural for j pretty girl to
dress to kill when She goes out sleigh,
ing.-Philadelphia North American.
Encouraging Probity.-Lady OF the
House-"Here's a fish in this milk
Milkman-"keep il for your honesty
Puck.
The New Nersion.-Maxim-'Oni
the good die young. you know" Brat
tle-"Gh- no. Only the young die
good."-Philadelphia North American.
Grimsby-"So you are going TO make
a pianist of Your son? Has be an ear for
music" Flimsby-"I don't know any
thing about his ear; but see what a
head Of hair he's got."-Bosten Tran
script.
Little Boy-"Isn't fathers queer?"
Auntie-''In what way?" Little Boy
When a boy does anything for his pa
he doesn't get anything. but if another
mans boy does it he gets a nickel
Boston Transcript.
Yes. sab. de C~iceronian Debatfn' club
viii hold 4 very fruitful session this
everin'. sab" What's the subject of
your debate??" One of de na>h'nal
questions of de houah. sab. 1t am. Re
solved. Dat territorial expansion am op
posed to all de highest principles OF
constitutional contraction It's a
fruitful subjec'. sah."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Arthur could not understand gram.
4 % during recitarionS sat and
stared into vacancy One day he rallied
50 far a. to make al attempt to correct
the sentence: Neither John nor James
has eaten their breakfast. Wrong"
said Arthur: 1t should be neither
John nor James has eaten breakfast
because it i not their breakfast until
they have eaten it."-Cnity.
y recently arrived Frenchmau. who
visited a ~well-krown Boston establish
merit one day TO iii himself out for q
long journey TO the west. was COM
planning bitterly Of the cold. Don't
You have cold weather in Francc?"
asked the salesman who waited On him.
Why. certainly. We have re cold wealth
~ IN France" was the reply. but we do
not have u al! our seasons in one day
IL France. syracuse Standard.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-03-18
WORE HIS NIGHT SHIRT.
That WIS Why the Big Post OGice
IEEr Felt so ..BIamc StufTy"
All Day.


i"''T " great p!@- Jolly man q
- II met h-caGo post oThte
~ "-Nd}> LOOKS when jokes are
'n-" -" an''ri-m.nCcd people Not that
""-'A i~--h"'CA>> - particularly char
49, '.' @ me "iiS-a. IN question. out
Il, -"' @stA known 20 Dc @"i.t,| Ct th.S
".~N',>>. Inc post ot"ce man lives IN
oL'."' he SUBURBAN towns "rcuid HI
'"-r. 90" '@r ii2ht recently Re re-
'I.Ly" nom, IL = rr"7> mood. que IN
E-U%. WI -'."- IL Had been A-v-r" .
i""" CO. - i~' a'"-@. AID was cut OF
soEi>.
IN .'I" - "so. he announced ii
M'I"l-rHr zones, - t-c c-och >,rHch
cent 10 j. denying his .;"ht - e
20 DC" When - chose. and tie family
appearing r.. ger relieved mar "5nr--
".>e. :" mounted the STARS and As
'.i"r" - his chamber Arrived there
~-''-aT&'" INTO ne '.'iaeS pres iorLis
"2-' >a.f'. IL L.Nt Go"E Eel@hoo1
.''.-siaEH h'm IN the expression OF q
b" hU''1red swear WoEG> before 1t
/ !" lie ""ad OF TIE stars and
Ger a." E"u put my night shirt:
II III me closet. suppose. W"CreI
uSG1'! E1h->. cared n2ck tEe mIld
voice OF ms WE. me CfHciai >jroGe
"ach 70 Ms room ana. alter an interval
o. S!ieAce-' he hel@EnoE heaFd me sound
q p'N'>- SHOES ana otAcE articles WIZ
~.i% the ar 'rikE on the
wa. . Inc pos; Once man continued
NJ ir"d StArcA 'or ms htGA Sh!rt. Mrs.
o"Ici"i as" heard the racket. and an
''.p"'Ih% me destruction OF property
tina; would er>ue II her husband was
not speedily >"oihed she called upstairs
S"etiIy: "Nh| don You get one Of
your c.edn ni"ht shirts from the drawer
Il you cant find the one you have been
wearing:
Don You suppose We thou@ht OF
mat: SnarIed the head CT the house
ana simultaneously WIFE the snar! MS
"Iie and the neIghbor heard a drawer
"h+cheo out OF lis place in the ch.t-
1"nIrF. Arriving upstairs she was met
with Voiley OF fylng linen. winch her
hu>HaEc was SINGING out