The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-04-05

The Companion ofIil- nosom Does Not
Want Him To "Figgcr In I.olttiN."
lie Seeks Consolation From Mr..
Cleveland, and They Further Dis
cuAs the Political Condition OF the
Country.
Applciack Farm. witch IL urNt N Grover
Clcyclands. in the staff Of Mo- Jersey,
Tu the lGditur
Since ritn' mi last letter he, been
seriusly thinkin, ny what IL tn becum ny
the CRATE Dmieratic party thrt nil our
applet hackers were wunsl 50 proud ny
| thot 50 much about il could not resi-
in pcece. | told mi wife, Marur, thri
| felt il I'll BE- mi dooty IN talk with Mr
Cleveland ugiu. and SIC if We couldn't
hit upon sum plau tn save the old party
frum deslrukshuu aud, inserdentnlli, III
save the kountrs If We could du it With
out sacriheiu' IN mcnny Nv our trends.
Marian, the cumrnuSun ny Gh huzzum,
hcz never taken kindly TT mi desire III
be sumbuddS and hggcr III politiN. She
Gums frun iow=down stock, aud hel no
aspirations abnv the swingin' uv II dish.
cloth. With mc il IL dffurenl | hey
he'd II dfeem runniu' throu segril ycers
NV mi life, tibet sum da sheed brllkr
loose rrum The drugGerl that tails tn th"
lot uv the averii Moo Jersey Dmirrnt.
aud be called upon IN help direct the of
fires nv Our party | never kun list
how II WIZ ngoin. III happen hui scncc
the arrival nv Grover Cleveland. "a mi
next door nabur kin dishuN"r AN over
roolin Providence III the arrangement Nv
things. he'd hoped Wen | m"nshunnd
the subject tn Marian tibet she wood see
II the same wn aud iine III tia" cnkur-
rigmcnt nv the ldce. But 'shc didn't.
y u air an ole fool, srd SHE, and ought
tn he at wnrk with gruhhn' lu. instid
NV wiclt VA ~ about II 7hootln oil yarc
mouth about the pimierais aud their
fool donlns, aud The kondishun n the
kountrN, aud hlltn' Nrr skin With apple.
jack.
could stand 1t 10 longer. tn he iaiht
til III thet dlsrepeptabcl WI, aud h"N all
mi polllikhl hopes and asplrnShnns krush
Gu ieIl me httei vixen III rassie VIII,
hef pots an klttless Wi" l In oui nv
the bah dor". and run ncr"st hi hrld
III where I seen IN" rN President u per
hmbulatlh around biz garden
AppronchIh hIm WITH h"kummlh hoo
mlhly, s"d; = hope don lntruod,
Mr. PRESIDENT. hat wanted IN hear yn
thih sum h"Hf upon The hohdishtn ny
the hoohltA' ana see II we Good piah
ehhNth'nf Tor IN" redeinpshuh nv our
~" -. u i'S'i'oosi'," W ''2 """,
ih't " a rraH"Wurlhy idc". sed Mr..
"''"' ""i p" nv ,''"eN ~ 81"
pathetic cord IN M hart, II shoze
met Nn hcv a mind tibet sonrs
npuN 'ne commonplace A0ffou,uin' NV
~ - ""''' b'''''N ma,
'e'S We a'' I" prone ~ ilps' lntn stn'l
Nv "''"" "o'" "'H''''"""' us 'ei''''N,
~ "'' NV ~ ,''h7"s'S '" h'nt' 'Sa' "",,
y, p"' P""''""' 'i',n''H ''i''i''i ",'r us
'"t a'n'i"i'"'n 'A"'"S, ~"
l. ni'no noun lhe sllRh''s' 'd'' NV
"""' ne "'"nt pl sum Wv Tue DIG "nru'
nv yo's'''' we neN 1t" "'eNShuhhrS NJ our
h""Sc, ana ," went ~ plIhd on MI
S"'eiahd lhhE"iEe' ih'l ! hlhu uh
aersthhai, anu euunrsl II On eehoih Pilh
t'p'eH' W. h'f pehh'h y" "h""S'"ii,e" w
""'h 'h'' =" p"ilN' IN" sNa"'iih
whut'N'r "uH SCI pelote US Ia our pat
FORMS. without ashlh thS kNeslShs'
tn'' hld II ~ lnat''t NV COURSE
MI assem- w Nhnt ne seq H"'ih'h III
piece hilh' ahd II" went On IN shy
we ar ~ 'ho n''ds' NV Rf"t' t'V"-
iooshul' Vnd we AIR III grat' dhhF'r nv
loosih site ny tue ahstnni landmarks
NV our lofrih'hers, nhd sum nv M
professors III oiilH' All VIII Rum ON
rite. h"Wefer, rs sed tn Hn last week.
AR. WILKINS " "" Nm only stem III"
tide Nv prosperity ANA hashhhtlf wal"