The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-12-28
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noitu teasus. @ty boyi ssted scLooI
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ssood sssi.
BIS, there - % be . model Anefic.s
poieaies ~ ths Paris siposiitoa
Well, hfnr,. yon oasbi 10 80 along 10
sbos hos sbs model Amtfic.n husband
forget. 20 ms,l bic site. letter.
-Cossln Clsu has isst sb.strsd . let
tor l sfdls 10 hers yes' $50
Ths,'s aaesr.
Ne. Il lss't. Yea probably didn't mail
~ aBtl yoo soi cot yeOr winter overcast
this seek
Fond Father soail like uy son 10
hsvs ptiEa Of some kind.
Master -Wbs,l Give . prHs 10 your
sonf lie pstsi.,. 10 doing nothing.
Fond f.ibsr Well, sire him . prize
Tor psrsesersoce
spriss. Hos m ueb older is your sis
ter ihsn yen, JohnDys
4 Johnny-I danoo. Maud used to be
issniJ.ase, then sbe vas twenty, and
nov she aint onIy eighteen, We'll soon
be twins.
-Ted's friend treated him to piece Of
pie, II vs. 30 good tbs, be wanted 40
other, bat thought IL you'd not. be polite
10 ash ior II, 60 be sided up TO berlsnd
ssid. Mis. Tark, tina. pie eats we'll.
-Hos's your friend, the explorer. se,
ting slough
Not very sell. He vent exploring in
the dark regions day or tao ago snd
made lhe unpleasant discovery that the
moths bad riddlGd bis lsst winters over
cost
Benedict siib glance al the heavens
- they are leaving the club At 2s.m,) Il
feel IL 10 my bones that there is = Storm
brewing.
Bachelor That's a sensation that We
bsebslor know nothing shout
She wished TO break !, to him gently.
have decided, che said, to return your
ring.
He. aoweyer, Vas 9 resourceiul msn,
who did OF behave 10 letting . woman
get the betttr 81 him, Yon needn't both
or be said. ! bay them by the dozen.
Teacher - Now. little girl, | have told
the clsss about the wicked place being
paved With good Intentions Nov, what
do you suppose Heaven is paved withi
Little dirl (siih 8 delis htinl recol
lection OF ifesh.s!f pionic) Ham
ssndwiohes. b,nsDss az pie.
--lrsle Customer thought yon said
that psro, you sold me could tslki
Bird Dealer 30 IL can. sitl
Why. I've had hin over . week row
and be hssn'. uttered a single SQUAD.
iorso, to tell you be is mute, he
talks With his cswsi
Il zee ID a young wife has been or
Rested for putting paris green into pie
which shs had made for her husband, {
Yes, noticed 1t, IL was very foolish
OF . young vile TO use paris green II she
wanted to gel rd Of her husband.
Wbyi
The pie Itself ought to hsve been
sufficient
Prnyn--The pessen,ry 10 Enrope have o
much easier tine than formerly, do they
noif
Returned Traveller As a rule yts tie
one exception is Scotland. There the poor
things have TO live up TO their novelists.
Nov, cir. can you eIplsin Why yen
rem away sitter belns called on this iuryi
ssked the indignant iudse
couldn't help II Judge, said the trenb
ling iurymso. | beard some one say some
thing shout banging tho Jury, and an op
posed TO capital Punishment,
A London exquisite ven, into Wet
End restaurant, Gays 80 exchange, ard
vas fer from pleased With the manner ip
which biz order was filled.
DO you call tbs,s veal cu,lstf be de
msndsd OF The ~si,er Why, such cut
let - that /. 80 insu, TO every self-respeet
log cali 10 the British Empire. II
The waitar hing bis head Tor moment
bnf recovered himself and sail. 10 . tone !
Of respectful apology;
Iresiiy didn't intend 10 issuli yen. cir.
Al recent church dedicstion tie 6
preacher. Who vas . stranger. followed
up bis sermon by az ternesi sppesl Tor ite ,
bslsnce Of The moasy needed TO pay for
the building.
TIE collectors vent around, aud pro
nises came in. A. the subscriptions we're
oue sfier smother read, . collector snnounc
ed. The Eve Black children, zoe dollar, c
The courteous preacher quickly amended
the sts,ement By announcing. Five little
cslored children, one dollar. !