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The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1899-05-04
BISMARCK'E IRON NERVE

Was the result of his splendid health.
Indomitablc will and tremendous energy
are not found where Stomach. Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels are out of
order. If you want these qualities and
the success they bring, use Dir. King 5
New Life Pills. They develop every
power of brain and body. Only % cents
at all Drug Stores.
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"Of course l am for Quay" said
Mark Hanna. ''Why shouldn't | be-"
He should be for Quay. Anything else
would be unnatural. Quay has lone
nothing but use public funds for pri-
vate benefit, secure special Legislative
/favors for trusts, and debauch public
sentiment in Pennsylvania. Hanna
has done the same thing in substance,
but has not been indicted. ''Oi course
he is for Quay. Birds Of 4 feather
flock together
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Attorney General Griggs says the
State alone can deal with the trust
problem. Senator Iloar says the
matter must be dealt with b. Con-
gress." And between such differences
the trusts ride rough-shod over State
and Federal laws"
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1899-05-04

Il have seen your strong and forci-
bic editorial on lynching." writes a
prominent official in Washington
land | write to congratulate you on
the strong and heightened position
you take" Rape and lynching must
cease.
The news & observer. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1894-current, 1899-05-04

The influence of woman is al-power
ful-especially when she wants any
thing.
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Entered at the postoffice at Raleigh,
n. g., as second-class matter.
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Office: News and Observer Building,
Fayetteville Street.
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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-04-13
Hare HuntanG.

Hare hunting IL undoubtedly more
antique sport than the chase Of the
fox. Xenophon pursued 1t with delight
In ancient, Greece, and In Britain the
hare was for centuries looked upon as
far moro worthy quarry than the fox,
which, until the time Of Queen Eliza
beth, and even later, was regarded as
mere vermin. Nicholas Cox, author of
"The Gentleman's Recreation" work
ON sport, published In 1877, writes thus
enthusiastically: "As Of ell chases the
Hare makes the greatest pastime, 10 1t
10 . great delight and satisfaction to
zee the craft Of this little poor Beast
in her own self-preservation." And 1t
II to be admitted that In those shifts
and expedients which afford to lovers of
hounds the true delights Of hunting the
tlmid hare ID at least q fertile - any
known bsast Of ohaSs In any part Of
the world.-London Saturday Review.
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1amm6Os no uAC0 6x66hOs
il with the driver and is taken around
to the back door and let in through the
kitchen, starts upstairs and thinks he's
all right. Suddenly big man comes
down the hallway and grabs him by
the hand and says: Admiral. I don't
suppose you remember me, but I ate
dinner at the Same table with You at
Old Point Comfort 10 years ago. Me
and q few Of my friends is about to
take drink, and we want you to join
US. Come along now and have just one.
This ones on mel Oh, be good fellow!
What the-come oni Your moneys no
good when you're with us. Oh, come
oni Well, take cigar, then. I want
you to meet these boys. They all know
about you. One Of 'em had brother
at Manila. Well, then, look herel If
you can't 60 with us now, where can we
meet you tonight after the shown And
all the time, mind you, this big fellow
has been trying to pull him over and
get him into the elevator.
Suppose that the admiral finally
gets to his room and locks the door
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-04-13
ACleYer Trick.

It certainly looks like 1t, but there is
really no trick about it. Anybody can
tay it who has lame back and weak kid
neys, Malaria or nervous troubles. We
mean he can cure himself right away
by taking Electric Bitters. This medi'
cine tones up the whole system, acts O.
stimulant to Liver and Kidneys, 10 a
blood purifier and nerve tonic. It cures
Constipation, Headache, FaintingS Spells.
Sleeplessness and melancholy. It is
purely vegetable, . mild laxative, and
restores the system to its natural vigor.
Try Electric Bitters and be convinced
that they are . miracle worker. Every
bottle guaranteed. Only SOC. bottle at
Fullerton & Co.'s Drug Store.
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"Next you zee them dragging that
poor man to an open carriage with
bunting al over It. What good are his
eight-inch guns to him at . time like
that? Can he withdraw for breakfast
II he wants to? should say not. He's
thrown into q carriage and the chair
man of the entertainment committee
gets In and sits on him SO that he can't
escape. Then this chairman tells him
about the arrangements. He says: AT
one o'clock you are to lunch at the club
with me. At two o'clock we will have
an exhibition by the fire department.
At $3.50 you go up in the captive balloon.
At three we will have something to eat
and drink at the Commercial club. At
four o'clock you are to inspect the Sum-
day school xouaves and make short
speech. At 4:3O the Ministers associa-
ton will meet you and present you with
an address on Satan. At five we will take
a trolley ride, accompanied by the alder
men. At $3.50 the German singing 90
cieties will serenade you at the hotel.
At six you are to dine with the Daugh-
ters Of the American Revolution, and
afterward attend q performance of
Camille" the manager having gem
erously placed boz at your disposal.
as you will see in all the morning pa
pers. Now, after the show, some of the
boys want you to come up to French
restaurant and have little supper with
them. They're all great admirers of
yours, and they've ordered seven cases
of winei'"
"Oh, myl" exclaimed Miss Dixon.
"Do you suppose they'll keep him as
busy as that?"
"That's merely the work Of one COM
mittee," said Mr.. Sweet. "That's only
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-04-13

sWELCOMEE" Tn u x fOr O
week after you read it, a joke that will
present new and humorous aspects
every time you take up the study off
II never heard that kind of joke"
said Miss Dixon. II just laugh, and
then it is all over
"Sweet, you've got me Interested"
said Mr.. Crosby. What is this thing
that you say is so funny?"
'Well, It says here that Admiral
Dewey is broken in health, and SO it is
proposed that he return to the United
States and rest up"
"Yes?" said Crosby, after short
pause. II read that. What about it?"
"Thst's all there is about it." replied
Sweet, glaring at his paper.
Mr.. Crosby, Miss Baxter and Miss
Dixon looked At one another in silent
wondsrment.
"Well, that-that isn't the joke, is
it?" asked Miss Baxter.
Mr.. Sweet trembled with wrath ~ he
rearranged the paper in front of him.
II take 1t that you do not find any
thing remarkable in the proposition
that Admiral Dewey return to the
United States for rest and quiet" he
said.
"Why, no. If he's been working too
hard think they ought to send him
home. I'm sure he's entitled to Q vaca-
ton II anyone is"
1--WE are not talking about vacations.
I merely called your attention to the
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-04-13

to the hotel and have the admiral kiss
them. Well, Of course, these letters
needn't bother him. He can throw
them into the waste basket II he wants,
to. Probably that's what he'll do. Then
he'll drop into Q chair and say: AT tlast
I can have q moments peacer just
then the wardrobe door opens AND out
steps tall woman carrying q hand
satchel She says, Admiral. my pen
name IL 6usette Gall OF course you've
read my articles. I have come TO get
your life-mask for the Sunday paper.
It goes into the colored supplement, and
I think we shall do II in pinkl' That
is properly his finish. That 10 when he
begins to get his rest and quiet In
chunks. Now. Mr.. Crosby and ladies.
I may have perverted sense Of humor.
but do you sit there and tell me that
you don't see something excrutiatingly
funny in the suggestion that Admiral
Dewey return to this country In order
to get away from all responsibility and
excitement? Which do yourecommend
for nervous prostration-a sanitarium
or boiler shop? Ratsi Al soon as we
hear that Admiral Dewey is coming
you can bet that we'll get together and
arrange to give him dose Of rest and
quiet that he'll remember a. long a. he
hves."-Chicago Record.
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everybody yells, in behalf Of the cham
ber of commerce, the board of asso-
ciated charities. the Wholesale liquor
dealers, the Fruit 0rowers' league, the
Young Mems Christian association and
the city council, I welcome you to the
grand, the glorious, the majestic. the
magnificent stats of California Hes
got the admiral psnued In, and this IL
his one chance In life 10 make speech,
% he talks for IN hour o. -. and then
hs sAys, We viii npv conduct the ad-
rniral 70 TIE ssviswihs Stand, whore he
VIII shake hands wj$h la.ooe soheol
4hillren.s sc9 M
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When Dewey Comes
~ George AIDE

NCE in awhile I see something
~ funny in newspaper, and this
10 the greatest joke Of the century"
said Mr.. Sweet up at our boarding
house. He was looking at the morning
paper, which was folded and propped
against the sirup pitcher in front of
him. As he spoke he seemed almost
pleased. The expression Of saturnine
ferocity softened into one of malignant
glee.
Miss Baxter, the art student. Mr..
Crosby, of the wholesale grocery, and
Miss Dixon, the stenographer, looked
, up in surprise. No wonder. Mr.. Sweet
did not often praise any work Of man.
He had an especial contempt for puns
and witticisms. He WINGED at the
repartee which sent the young women
into hysterical giggling. Therefore, for
Mr.. Sweet to say that he had found
something funny was altogether out of
the ordinary and for him to give the
opinion that certain joke was the
greatest Of the century" was simply
astounding.
'For goodness sake, read It to us,
Mr.. Sweetl" said Miss Baxter. II didn't
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-04-13
Give the Children q Drink

Called Grain.O. It is delicious, appe-
tizing, nourishing food drink to take the
place of coffee. Sold by all grocers and
liked by all:who used it because when
properly prepared it tastes like the finest
coffee but 10 free from oil injurious prop.
critics. Grain.O aids 3 digestion and
strengthens the nerves. 1t is not a stim.
ulant but health builder, and children
as we'll Is adults, Jean drink it with great
benefit. COSTS about a. much a. cof.
fee. Is and 25c.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-04-13

"Are you the defendant in this case ?"
asked the judge, sharply.
mo, suh," answered the mild-eyed
prisoner. "I has lawyer hired ter do
de defendin'. rs de man dat done stole
de ahticlee,"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-04-13

He finds on the
I q b - q b o u t Q
bushel Of cards
and letters. All
the letters relate
to children born
May /, 1898. Every
b oy is n q m Q d
George Dewey and
every girl is Phil
ippine Manila. The
parents wish to
bring the children
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away HUN ~o
mob q big man
with q badge gets
in front of him
and says: 'Ad-
miral Dewey, hero
Of heroes, brave
defender of our
81 10 flag,
whose name will
be written high on
the scroll Of fame
Nelson, N ap o
leon. Grant, Far
ragut,' and then
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-04-13

The best salve In the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, salt rheum, fever sores.
tetter. chapped hands, chilblains, corns,
and al skin eruptions, and positively
cures piles. or NO pay required. 1t 10
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or
money refunded. For sale at Fullerton
4 90 3 drug store.
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a rough outline Of
what they'll try to
do to him the first
day. But suppose
that he kicks and
refuses to go to all
these places? Sup
pose he says that
he has come home
to rest? He insists
on going to his ho-
tel. When he gets
there the street 10
iammed. He Axe0
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-04-13

6andow slipped during the perform.
snee OF his feat Of holding ups piano
with the pianist st . Liverpool the
atsr, the result being the smaahins ol
- paanA . wssk n ~ fSr tliS pAa1as4
but no hayR u oanA6W h1meoM
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"Never mind" said Aguinaldo, cheer.
fully "the war 10 young yet"
"It is," replied somewhat pessimis-
tic friend "but I'm afraid it will die
young"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-04-13

The Junior Dentist-You must be los
ing your skill. I never saw you give go
much pain before.
The Senior Dentist-Just before you
came in he had got off that remark about
dentists lookingldown in the mouth.
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0Ts OIODOy auu ~
dies, will 60 into details. Let us sup
pose that steamer is entering the
Golden Gate Of the harbor at San Fran
cisco. On tho deck stands Admiral
George Dewey. He il on hi. way home
to rest up. By his side are hundred
and fifty passengers asking him to
write his name and some appropriate
sentiment on 150 cards. Also, to give
each some small article a. souvenir.
While he 10 attending to them all the
steam whistles on the Pacific slope be-
gin to blow. There are something less
than million people on the deck. all
yelling at the top of their voices:
s'What' t'smatterth Deweya Heezallri!l !
Who-o-o? Old George Deweyil Then
a brass band Of ESQ pieces begins to play
"A Hot Time in the Old Town., and lot
of women and children fall into the
i7wster and police Ambulance arrives.
By this time, of course, the admiral will
begin to sec that people are glad that
he's come home to rest up.
''Just a. he pushes down the gang
plank to make q run for cab and get
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know that you
cared for jokes. If
you think this one
is funny it must be
perfectly killing"
II don't care for
a joke unless it is
a masterpiece"
said Mr.. Sweet.
II like q joke that
has enormous sig.
nificance--a joke
that will keep you
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April. Showers

Wash away the filth and, waste that have
accumulated during winter.
In like manner Hoods Sarsapsrills ex-
pels from the blood impurities that have
been deposited during the season when
there has been lbut. little perspiration
and perhaps 1constant confinement in
impure and vitiated air. DIt is boon to
tired mothers, housekeepers, teachers
and others who spendl their time in.
doors.
It gives the blood richness and vitali-
ty. fitting It to nourish land strengthen
the nerves, muscles and all the great Or
eans Of the body. 1t :cures all spring
humors and banishes..that tired feeling
1t is the best medicine money can buy
for all diseases caused by impure or i'm.
poverished blood. You.:::should begin
taking it today.
Bill-She said::her face was her for
kuno
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~ Hsurs

To New Orleans or TO Jacksonville via
the Qussn 4 Crsscsnt Limited trains
from Oincinnae. "a hours through 10
Havana.
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~
statement that Ad-
m ir al D e W e y
ought to 60 m e
back to the United
States and get q
good rest"
There was an
other silence, and
then Mr.. Crosby
said, hesitatingly:
Nv Q understand
that, but - where
does the joke come
in?"
Mr.. Sweet shook
!, like q leaf.
1T necessary,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-04-13
Grain.O Brings Relief

To the coffee drinker. Coffee drinking
is habit that Is universally INDUCED in
and almost q universally injurious.
Have you tried Grain-Of 1t ID almost
like coffee but the effects are Just the
opposite. Coffee upsets the stomach,
ruins the digestion, effects the heart and
disturbs the whole nervous system.
Grain. o tones up the stomach, aids d.
gsstion and strengthens the nerves.
There d nothing but nourishment in
Grain-O. II can't be otherwise. 10 and
$50. per package.
Casual Oalles-Anything going on In
society,"
Society Editor Not Of this season.
Towns empty.
Casual Caller let police station On
hour lstsr)- Thieves giving you any
trouble now. chieff
Chiei ot Polee-Anyf Towns full.
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Cafe and Observation Cars

Exc client service on superb through
rains. Queen & Crescent Route from
Cincinnati South.
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Ths ioel md b aasask aEs soon
pastad.
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Bill-She said::her face was her for.
tune.
Jill-Poof thing.
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PAY WHEN CURED.

"Medicated
will
Belt until effected You
return to us and we will make no charges
INDICATED
nicted Of both furnishing simple and efficient Of
disease that lies
Oraakra apoedial a0en
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-12-06
come fact. Is rgnrhtng tho tnpId In
crense ofitcnrt 'Proubicn,
DO Not ECO Alarmed Hut I.ooK for tho
i

Heart troubles, at least among Ameri-
cans, are certainly increasing, and while
this may be largely due to the cXc.tcmcn,
and worry. of American bus ness life, 1t
Is more often the result of weak stom-
nchs. of poor digestion.
Real organic heart disease is incura bic
but not one case In a hundred of heart
trouble is organic.
The close, rotation between heart trou-
bio and poor digestion Is because both
organs are controlled by branches of the
Same great nerves. the Sympathetic and
Pneumogastr,c.
In another way also the heart Is affect
cd by that fern of poor digestion which
causes gas and fermentation from half
dtgcstcd food; there IS feeling, OF oD-
preston ard heavnsSs in the chest caus-
ed by pressure of the distended stomach
their ayt on; hence arise pa1pitation nnd
short breath.
Poor digestion also poIsons tho blood.
makes It. thin and watery, which irrltates
and weakeES the heart. go
ing most sensible treatment for heart
trouble IS to improve the digestion and to
insure the pronfpt as5!m lation of food
= This can best be done by the regular
use AFTER meals OF some safe, ptea5a Mt
and effective digestive preparation like
Stuarts Dyspepsia Tablets which may be
found at most drug stores, and which
contain valuable harmless digestive ele-
ments In pleasing. convenient form.
IL Is safe to say that the regular, per-
ststcnt use of Stua-t's Dyspepsia Tab
lets at meal time Wal cure any form OF
stomach trouble except cancer Of the
stomach.
Full sized package of the tablets sold
by druggists at so cents.
Little Book on stomach trouble mailed
Grca; Address f. A. Stuart Co., Marshall,
Mich.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-12-06
DANGER IN SOFA.
SERIOUS Results sometimes FOLLOW
Its Excessive Use.

Common soda is all right in It's place,
and indispensa BILE in tho kitchen and for
COOKING aHd washing purposes. but II
was never intenaetlafor medicine, and
people who use 1t as such will some day
regret 1t.
We refer to the common use Of soda to
relieve heartburn or sour stomach 4
habit winch thousands. OF people practice
with danger; moreover, thesoda only gives
temporary relief and in the end the stom-
ach trouble gets worse and worse.
The soda acts as Il mechanical irTitant
and cases are. on rccord where 1t accum-
ulated in the intestines, causing death by
Inflammation or peritonlCs.
Dr. Harlanson recommends as the safest
dyspepsia) an excellent preparation sold
by druggists under the name of Stuarts
Dyspepsia Tablets. These tablets are
large. twenty grain lozenges, very pleas
acids. peptones, and digestive elements cs-
sential to good digestion, and when taken
after meals they digest the food perfectly
and promptly before 1t has had time to
nervous system
DR.. Wuerth states that he Invariably
uses Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets in all
cases of stomach arrangements and finds
stomach but. by promptly digesting the
food, they create healthy appetite, in
crease flesh and strengthen the action of
the heart and liver: They are not u ca
eases and weakness, and Will be found
reliable IN any stomach trouble except
cancer of the stomach.
All druggists sell Stuarts Dyspepsia
Tablets at 80 cents per package.
a little hook describing all forms of
stomach weakness and their cure mailed
free by addressing +. A. Stuart Co., Mar
shall. Mich
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REPUBLICAN cAcus-
PLAINS FOR ADVANCING HOUSE
FINANCIAL BILL. s5a
(By Telegraph to virglnIan-Pilot.)

(By Telegraph to Virginlan-P ilot.)
Washington. D. c.. Dec. "a caucus
of Republican members of the House
was held tonight to consider plans for
advancing the House financial bill,
About 160 members, including Speaker
Henderson and all of the prominent
lenders on the Republican side, were
present
Mr. Overstreet Indiana, who pre-
sented the bill, explained It, section by
section. AS he proceeded many ques-
lions were asked. but they were not In
captious spirit and Indicated de-
sire to reach clear understanding.
One of the inquiries was to the effect
of a continued depreciation of silver, to
which Mr.. Overstreet answered that
further depreciation would be impossi-
BILE under the terms of the bill, as eil-
yer could be taken to the Treasury and
exchanged for gold, thus maintaining
the parity of the metals. AS to the es-
Establishment OF a gold standard, 1t was
stated that while 1t might not lead to
the actual coinage of gold dollars, yet
1t would preserve q stable standard,
Just as some States keep an official
yardstick as standard. Mr.. Over
street continued his explanations until
IL o'clock, when, In response to gem
eral sentiment, the caucus adjourned
until Q p. m. tomorrow.