The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-03-08
WEDDING IN DER cHArL.
1t Was Il Pizness Ceremony for STRIFE
Pizness People.

!
Pizness People.
Morris CARRIER Of 60 Henry street and
/ Fannie Skier of IS Chrystie street were
married yesterday in Ludlow street Jail
| and the presence of uniformed turkeys
and iron bars interfered in no way
| with the festivities, even to the distri-
/ buttons of the portions of a large we'd
| ding cake. CARRIER is only 10 years old,
but according to the east side classif-
cation ne is a regular business man. He
describes himself as a dealer in old
clothes, but. as he says himself, he
handles believers" A "reliever" Is an
old suit of clothes. furnished to man
for better suit. The purchaser of the
''relfever' gets a financial considera-
ton, which is generally the incentive
for making the exchange.
CARRIER, according to the statement of
his friends, considers himself in the
$500 class of matrimonial eligibles. East
side custom DEGREES that a bridegroom
must always get a dowry from the
bride The amount of the dowry varies
according to the age, appearance or
prospects of the bridegroom. The Gus
tom also DEGREES that no business man
shall accept anything less than $500.
Other husbands can sometimes be Sc
cured from $50 up. The custodian of
push cart who has no equity in it
sometimes can be induced to take unto
himself a wife for $40. but "a business
man IS not in his class.
According to CARRIERS statement yes
'terday in the Jail shortly after the we'd
ding, he met his present bride about
year ago. She is 20 years old and at
tractive in appearance
Il vas a pizness man." said CARRIER
when the matrimonial subject was
preached
Il know id, Norris" the woman is al
legged to have replied, and / lofe you
because l would rather marry pizness
man NIT a pizness dan a mans mitout
it."
Fanny, lofe you very much and l
lofe none but you. / will marry you, but
pizness is pizness. AS good pizness
man everything, even lofe, must be done
i on a oizness basis"
I 1T is because you are a pizness man
dot l liges you l lofe you as a piz-
ness man and I will talk pizness init
YOU" the lady is alleged to have re-
piled. Il hat $400 saved up and l will
gif it to you ven we are married.
Fanny, you are mine own and only
Fanny replied CARRIER, and the en-
gagement was sealed. An engagement
party followed and the social circles of
Hester street were on the tiptoe of ex-
element in anticipation of the wedding.
According to CARRIERS statement,
about six weeks ago he called on his
sweetheart. Fannie, now / would lige
der money" he said. Il hat a chance
to be bigger pizness man. Listen,
Fannie. Cabdain Chapman says dot der
bolicemens must hat der pants creased,
and all der bolicemens will hat to buy
new clothes. l am ter get der old vons
Such pizness and such lot of money.
/ must hat der capital, as der bolice-
mems are hardt UP and dey need der
money"
Morris, Morris, you are such piz-
ness man. Yes? No? Der money Will
not be paid until der rabbi says We are
von," Miss Skier is alleged to have re-
piled.
The conversation between the couple
grew more animated, and on the follow
ing day it was announced that the
engagement had been broken
On Thursday last CARRIER was sur
prised when a city marshal arrested
him and locked him up in Ludlow street
Jail on a warrant issued in proceedings
for breach of promise brought by his
former sweetheart CARRIER was unable
to secure the required bail and remain
ed in confinement. The plaintiff, ac-
companied by her lawyer, visited him
yesterday morning.
Morris, Morris, / vas so sorry for
you she said as she threw her arms
around his neck. but pizness is pz-
ness. viii get you ovid, but you must
marry me-"
viii / ged der $4,000" asked CARRIER
IVY, Morris, you are in chail Do
you want ter get ovid? If you do,
don't talk money. 1t is not pizness,"
she replied, as she kissed him fervently
on the forehead.
Fannie. l will marry you if you get
me ovid" replied CARRIER, as he real
lied the force of her remarks. Il always
lofed you. We will be happy"
Den l will hurry for der rabbi" she
replied
The rabbi went to the Jail late yes
terday afternoon. He carried canopy
attached to four long poles. The bride
accompanied him with the wedding
cake. The marriage ceremony took
place in Warden Pickett's private Of
flee. 1t was necessary to have four men
to hold the poles supporting the canopy
over the pair while the ceremony was
being performed Warden Pickett held
one, August J. Gloistein another and
two keepers the other two. When the
final words were pronounced the rabbi
shouted:
I must hat bottle of vine. If I
don't, der can be no Wedding. Get me a
bottle of vine, quick"
You will get no wine here" re-
marked Warden Pickett. Where do
you think you are? In the Waldorf
As.oria?"
perhaps a bottle of beer would fix
der pizness." suggested Gloistein.
The rabbi compromised on bottle of
beer, and it was purchased across the
street After the beer was drunk by the
bridal couple, the rabbi, in accordance
with Hebrew custom, smashed the bot
tie on the floor and the bridegroom
danced on the pieces. The cake was
then cut and the pieces distributed
around to the canopy holders and keep
ers
Now, Morris, you are mine husband.
I lofed you all der time, but to be hap
Ply we must be regular pizness people,"
said the bride as she again kissed Gar
| Der.
The party, with the exception of Gar
her, then left the jail. He will be re-
| leased as soon as his wifes counsel
makes an application to the supreme
court which will probably be done to-
| day-New York Sun.