Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-07-10
GREEN NEWSPAPER nHs.
Pass Through the city Prom the East n
Mak. Foois of Th.mseIye.


Pass Through the city Prom the East and
Make Pools Of Themselves.
A party OF eastern newspaper men pass
ed through the city last saturday night
on their way 10 Los Angeles. 20 report the
proceedings OF the N. n. A. convention.
While THE CITIZEN does not care to End
fault with a little relaxation on the part
OF people who are travelling In strange
parts OF the country, nor TO eve ely crit
icise any members of the journalist pro-
fessiOn, no matter what the provocation.
yet II must confess that this particular
crowd OF eastern newspspe' writer's was
too green 10 burn In hades. md compared
10 whom the most untri.yeled school
ma'am, who has passed throngh the city
during the past week, is ripe and
mellow.
Impressed with an exa ted notion OF
their own stupend0us Ia elects and q
corresponding degraded ii G OF the intel
ligence Of the people OF tie great west.
they cut up such antics during their
brief stay here a. were worthy OF the
most consummate and asinine fools.
The most pompous and iwelled up fell
low In the whole lot had himself intro
duced, by request. as Admiral Dewey,
aud then proceeded with some silly
twaddle, trying to tell the people about
the recent war with Spain At the con-
clusion OF the address. another gawkey-
looking individual. who carried his lunch
with him In basket, proposed three
cheers for Admiral Dewey. The dis
gusted crowd responded only with silent
contempt. The fresh enc then asked.
"Did you ever hear OF Gacrge Washington
IN this 'blawsted' country. don't you
know" and then he ri ,led IA II he had
got of something real smart Not a
smile spread over the face of single
person in the crowd, aai II these cheap
newspaper guys had -ense enough TO
carry swill 10 barrel hey would have
realized that the crowa had made fools,
good and plenty" out 1t them.
The train lett Tor ths vest NJ 9Do, ana
the only regret expre 3ed was that the
stay OF the chumps ia the city was 70
brief that there was not time enough to
treat them to a "snipe hunt which he's
been known to cure almost NJ big fools
and tenderfeet ~ they are.
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MAJOR NO. Kaufman, the stsiwart fa-
cine coast representative OF W. D. Lemps
Brewing company OF ~ Louis, MO,
came IN from 'he nortn last hieht, anu y
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tasioi [ E.,r D.ss .ssoe;s,ion - % ,n ria % c,t, ths
ao,,,in,, al, anS A, 1a,haehi u,ho has
n long bnsiness head on his shoulders,
concluded forthwith 10 beeome ope of
the most liberal snbscribers. MIR. Kauf.
man "a ON one of hia semi annual tours
throughout the sonlhwest and will leave
for California via (iallnp. tonight.
Tho na,. oro.o,v a,,, q, cIo,,biar g
ucpaa strca tho many naadad and nm.
Io-dats imnroyemenis as 10 fnTnitufe
and iixtnres. has branched ont In another
direction and int.nd 10 have the yege-
tables they ssll inst al fresh and nice as
Immediatsly nieked from mother
earth. They have erected a spraying
tnbe and the watar. in rayiying dfops.
falls upon the vegetables beneath, which
are displayed 10 the eye In a very invit-
ing manner The plan In novel one
strictly original with the junior member
OF the firm.
A l.. Conrad. the Joint agent at the
local depot, will leave to night for Trini'