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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17
mentaCnasts

The London Telegraph tells this Monte Carlo story "A woman entered tae alie while prince whom she knew was winning ia 2 sweeping style tba sazaed destined t0 break fae bank. 2 am 50 glad 10 see v8u here prince aut in seca luck. too she ex- claimed Do tell me q lucky number. # is re t0 win for vaa know won are now la ae vein. The prince ganer- oasiy placed a 5f gold louis before the Fsyaeious iadg whose beauty had successfully deded Inc effects of 9s winters. and said Put i9 ali on tbe number of your years and rean 2 golden harvest The lady reflected hesitatea and fAen placed the nile on r. An instant later the eroupier sang out: .Th5fty-six. red wins. The iady muttered .Ah mon Dieu; 86 is exact iy- nly age and tainted on the sDot ?
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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

B4a8 CIfy Lumber @. aaaafaetar er and dealer ta all kinds of Lumber. Also saHhez Doors, Blinds and al eIads ot IaferiaF aad Exterior Haisa. Everything reasonable prices H Glaz Haeker. arrested at Pay et teVHIe. Tanns is wanted iat taa Ia- diam Territory foH murder.
 pewer-A magnificent arfEaif 4lza I4x31 inches. af tHe Hero 5f Ha8Ila Bay bs had 6z 6Hias eat coupon found oa page of this paper. and sending 1d rents with same to t}ts=nace. lis one af the most magnificent pieces ai Ith9- graphing ever produced "a Ia ealurs. send for #.
 T6e Walker Brae Company are tine leading prescription druggists ia Pine Bum. Several roads oatof Ebieae8 will boycott tHe ftetsbura t Galt ia or- der Co force + into line an rates. Do We2-We dosend you a hand some Autograph of Admiral Dewey, tbe fellow thar sighted taem in Manila Bay, in len calols. size I4x2l inebes EE filing oat coupon oa page } and sending I8 cents with same tu this offte. you can get one for vpur parief.
 A fresh iag at ali kinds of Turnip Seed Just received by
 Mccain 8roeery Co. The government of sonth Carolina has been appealed t0 on behalf of negroes who are being whitecapped, Telephone yoar orders to Joe c. Meyer < Go. and get chem at once. No waiting
 The Walker Drug 0mpanF ls the plaee to have your prescriptions filled The City Council of Chattanooga has 1aken a hand iu the street rail- way strike in The interest a1 t6en men. Former Speaker Reed may return to che aoase to oppose taa tzp4n- sion pofieT
 FrE one can at a1r Gold Band Baking PaVde 8t 7% Pure. aood. md T fine gold band bier ia eHea eaa Mccain Grocery .o. fhtre renurfel a growing de- maHd fir aata certificates If t6e a5ted ~tates Treasury and sub treazurirs
 Picture 7I3ui sfat< og the Iat seY1esi.ttt rseelge3 as Fran J. Murray'.s
 TImia Mans Hone. know a dark-eyed beauty. who has
 held my heart in thran
 Since first We met last summer. by
 the sea.
 She wasn't very gracious then, but
 now I hope. since all
 The men she smiled on are at var.
 she may take up with me.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

FOR sAIE-Feur good milk cows and young calves at S25.98 and 2a head af Poland Chino and Berkshire pigs from fhe very 6eat strains. Ad= dress E. v. Seett. P. 0= Box as
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Lumber, all kinds, free delivery in city, get aur prices. Blnf City Euan- Der Co. 2279
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Doors aua windows made from native lumber stand tHis climate better than northern made stock. The Bluff City Lumber Co are large manufacturers of these goods, and guarantee every one sold to give perfect aafisfaction 279
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Foot and mouth disease prevails among cattle in Egypt.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

The 6luH city Lumber e. mann
 acfures aII kIads baak store and bar fixtures and can i1raish any ching wanted In that line 6etq7lIi9 estimate f Tou contemplate pur- chasing. -l=
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Bluff city Lumner Co mannfac turer e0d dealer in all kinds Of Lum- Der, Also Sashes. Doors. Bllnds,and all kinds of Interior and Exterior finish. Everything at Reasonable Prices.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Tfgou are thinking Of having your pictures framed sec my large as8orkaf ent Of mould ngs
 Frank y. Murray.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Emperor Nicholas will visit Qaeen Victoria
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

The beat cypress shingles iB the State are handled hg the BiuH City Lumber co. Ali grades zz9
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

4 5unta 8as been formed Ha AeRs York to boom 5iminez's revolution n san Domingo
 Telephone Brewster < Heasiee for 5n= or carriage % meet fraias ze passage
 sis= Tewett proposes ta bring the Baker famHe az aagraes Hta f3f exhibition purposes
 Bob yH9s
 Lectures
 at
 
 3ItcaslLs clerk fn Gen. Br86Ee= Ee#taHafz teea at Hasaaa has been stricken with yellow faEsr
 a8 a#aasEta. aaafaeturz rand t.ease ta af kinds eI lumber Also s8aHesl doors blinds ard al kinds of iuteri9r aad exterior finish. earHt td5ag at reas0Haa5Hu Huf5eas. aaa HaeIs says tae zamaee a9 storm ia Part5 RIea .s worse even chan Has reported People are dE- ing 6F hundreds et starvation RlaH affe Lumber ea. aaaajaetQf and dealaFIa ai# kinds a# lumber 8fsn sazhes. doors blinds -a4 aH kinds oI Interior and ezterfoz sajsh. Everything at HeazaHablap prices Examfna 6ion of witnesses in the P5ahadv Normal matter began a6 Nashville Tuesday.
 Now fs the time Co plant soqr fa1h gardFn- We have all kH.8s 6i fresh garden seed ffam David Eaadrefh < sons 5leGaja Grocery Co.,
 Agents
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17
Rfnninr fsranr..

Ringing Grapes.
 From Farmers Review we-This proc
 s 8s the removal of a small section 5t the bark surrounding the cane for ae purpose of obsructing ths down ward flow 0f sap. which is thereby caused to accumulate in excessive auaufit}as ia the portions of the cane above tas ring aad to supply these portions richly with food materials. Experiments were tried last summer 10 test the results of ringing on seY- aral varieties. The rings Of bark were removed fu tae period between June 2l and July s. when tEe grapes were from 5ne-thrd t3 o1e-haHf grown me #5dta q tha,rinz removed In most cases was 6ne-HaIf inch, but on some canes only one-f0arJb inch. The 1ol- lowing notes taken at the time of rlp- aaine indicate tha results 5a each varietvs
 Concord showed ths fsst on the ninga8 canes t8 be slightly larger and 2 day ar 3vo za advance of the fTlll ef tHH rest gf She vine.
 Cambridge saoWad Hhe frale aH Che r.asea canes t5 hs larger, ot better quality am tE8 Gr tHrse days earlier chan that 8a other canes.
 Brighton slowed 10 difference in quality 0r size. bat taree daFs alHsF~ ence= In earI#Eazs.
 Columbian imperial showed very great difference Ia size the berries averaged oae-Hzta larger on the riaged fhan oa the uarinsea canes. while 5ae Hfnged canes 11pened fruit two weeks earlier 66an other canes of 5ae same vines.
 AgaWaia showed only 2 slight diHer- ence En size and eariiness.
 Herbert showed no difference except that the fruit on The rtuged canes vas poorer fn quality than the rest.
 M8oress EartF showed no bareept85le difference Ia sza quality or eariiness.
 Niagara showed the fruit on sae H3nHed canes 5e De Two daEs earlier and slightly superior 5a quality 59 6Aat 91 tbe Hur.nzed canes
 Tae Delaware showed better and earlier fru55 8a the rIaged than on tae anrtngad canes. but showed the hest 6ruI6 where only 2 small section of Eha park had been removed
 THe basf results were obtained 9n canes where bark ayergrew the sections from which it had bean re- moved. Where fae park 8gefgroWs fae section about tae t5me the frst begins #8 HfD5n HHa surplus food ma zsrHaH #a faa cane fs drawn away into tae lower parts af ths vine and ghs Hfuif rtBens with only g normal quan- tltY 0f food material present. If ths section fs not QrefgroWn. the excess of 15od remains. the fruit is forced to ripen with this excess oil hand. and hence riDens improperly. The width 0f t6e section of bark % be removed should vary according ta the Y5gor of the cane and the variety On strong canes 8f vigorous varieties three a8uffhs Of an inch is not too much white @ feeble varieties 0ne-fonrth ok an faeh may be sufficient
 STRANGE TACTICS OF A LOON.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17
A TImia Man. ueo..

l know dark-eyed beauty. who has held my heart in thran Since first we met last summer. by
 the sea She wasn't very gracious then. but now hope. since all The men she smiled on are at var,
 sae may take up with me.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Mules win be shippedto Manila for transportation
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Congressman gafmaek continues to improve.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

4 Bryan Ie8gae fs to be formed ia New York State
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17
STRANGE rAcTIcs oF A LOON.
Tts Dependence Cpou she Wind to Assist
 Its Flight.

have shot a5 looms a great many times on the lakes of northern Wis consln. and on Lake Superior. and have never known them to attempt to escape from danger unless there was a wind of which they could take ad- vantage Ia their attempts to rise. states a contributor. l remember once, ia company with my brother. trying 10 secure a loon as d specimen for mount Ing The bIrd was in lake about three-faurths Of mile long and about 200 yards wide in is5 nareowest part My brother WIS saereted at= one cad af the lake. and in canoe kept tha bird ia motion trying t8 get t within range of my brothers gun. and giving 1t a chance whenever a chance offered. Although h8rried for two or three hours IL never once attempted 10 rise from the water There was 2 slight breeze. if I mistake not. but not enough to be of any use in the looms attempt i to escape by flight. During the chase [ the loon swan 8 distance Of 200 yards or more under water. repeatedly y, with out appearing above tba surface Lake Superior fishermen tell me they have caught them in their nets at great depths Among those with whom l have talked on the subject 1t is be- tieved that a loon cannot rise from the water without the aid of wind blow Ing directly opposite to the lins Of slght.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

fhe Traasvaal is purchasing aEmg mules
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Now is the tune to have your home painted and papered. Goods ab east forscash. -zsss
 "A. Brewster X son.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

There Has besa FIotiae r HeIfast.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

There was . iafI delivery ae smith vile. Tena
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Dewey Ia naispasaa af EezHaras EF8a THTlee'H eeruFea 2 A Mitchell
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Gen. Brooke sill he called to Washington ta confer aham Cnhan conditions.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Dewey Ia maispasad af Iesaaras Bab
 T#Tl4r'4
 Lectures at
 J Mitchell
 There has beer Hoffne IF Heifa5t. The Bluff City Lumber e. manu actare# au 2Iads otba8k, store and bar fixtures and con furnish any ching wanted in that line. Hetg7lIi9 estimate fl xou contemplate pur- chasing z1= Congressman earmaek continues to improve.
 Tbe beet cypress shingles fB Che State are handled hf the BluH City Lumber co. All gradess z73 There vas . IaiI delivery at smith vHle Tena
 Efgon are thinking of having your pictures framed sec my large asaorfat ent Of 1noulaings
 Frank y. Murray. fl BrFaH league fs Co he formed iH New York state.
 FOR sAIE-Frur good milk cows and young calves at s25.90 and 70 head af Poland China and Berkshire pigs from 6be verf 6eat t4teaiaz 8d= dreas E. W. seett P-0@Box as fhe graasqaal is purchasing army mules
 BluH City Lumber Go. Maaufaetuf er and dealer in all kinds ai Lumber. Also Sashes, Doors. Blinds, and all a9e oGInIarIar and Exterior finish. Five new battiesHipz will be eom- plefed neE spring
 have added to my large stock of Paln6s5 DIIz5 8aFnfshes and Wall Paper, well selected stock Of Picture Moulding
 Frank J. Murray. 4 tool trust aas bere incorporated at Trenton. N. J.
 Doors mo windows made from native lumber stand this climate better than northern made stock. The Bluff City Eamher ta. are large manufacturers of these goods, and guarantee every one sold 10 give perfect aafisfactian 279  Emperor Nicholas will visit Qneen Victoria
 Lumber, all kinds. free delivery in eItv, get aur priees Bu8 city Lan- Der Co. 278 Foot and mouth disease prevails among cattle in Egypt
 Bluff city Lumner t7o. mannfac turer end dealer in all kinds Of Lum- Der. Also sashes. Doors. Bllnds.a and all kinds of Interior and Exterior finish. Everything 1t Reasonable Prices
 Mules win be shippedto Manila for tFansportation
 Now is the time to have your home painted and papered. Goods at east forscash. --ss
 A. Brewster X son. National Wholesale Liquor Deal are fn session nj Milwaukee.
 Blua City Lamher ea. manuI8et8Fs er and daalef ia al1 kinds If lumber. Also sashes. doors blinds and al kinds of interior and exterior finish. Everything at reasonable prizes.
 -s-a-s--
 Gen. Brooke will he called to Washington to confer about gnbaa conditions.
 Delicious fce Cream soda 5 cents. ag Baileg's
 -z-=--
 There ia story from Washington that number of leading Republi- cans will bolt the Mckinley pro gramme of imperialism.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

National Wholesale Liquor Dca- are in session af Milwaukee.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Five new battiesHips wiH be eam- pleted neEt spring.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

BIua Gltg Lumber co. Manufaetuf er and dealer in all Kinds of Lumber. Also sashes. Doors. Blinds and all a9s oG Interior and Exterior finish.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Delicious lee Cream soda 5 cents. ap Raileg's. h
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

have added to my large stock of Pants. OIlz5 YaFnfshes and Wall Paper, D well selected stock Of Picture aIoniding-
 Frank J. Murray.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Blu8 City Lumber ea. manU8et8rs or and dealeF ia atl kiaas If Hm6eF also sashes. doors, hHads aud all kinds of inferior and exterior finish. Everything at reasonable prlses.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

4 tool trust aas been incorporated at Trenton. N. J.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Picture 7Ieaf iIas& og the lat sststYles its5 rseelge3 as Fran J. Murray'.s
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

There ia story from Washington that number of leading Repuhli- cans will bolt the Mckinley pro gramme of imperialism.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Telephone Brewster 4 I5aaaiee fqr bns orearriaaa t9 meet f+afHs ze 8H#sa9a
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

\ funta 8as been formed la New York to boom Jimfnez revolution n san Domingo
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Bun City Lumber @. aaaufaetur er and dealer ia at kinds Lumber. Also saaheA. Doors Blinds and all kinds af Interior and Exterior finish. EVefFtaiBe at reasonable prices
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

The Walker Drug Company Is Che place to have your prescriptions filled
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17
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 IN LEN GC1LC18S gr-F-Tr HAHTsTH-C

vi. De published bY shortly. E is being prints
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

sslsz Teweft proposes ta bring the Baker fHmI5e a# ue%raes Hfa E3t -aelia aI@I--H L.H.H.aaa.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

4 fresh iag af ali kinds of Tuguip Seed bust received by
 Mccain 5roeery Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Telephone yaar Grders to doe c. Meyer k Go. and get them at once. No waiting.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

| clerk fn Gen. Brooke Eeat t4Haf- wIth yellow fever
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

5tHre .s reported a growing de- mahd fir gai4 certificates If tbe aitPd ~tates Treasury and Sub- EGHt~ fEEIes4
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

The government Of south Carolina has been appealed t0 CD behalf of who are being whjtecapped
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

The City Council of Chattanooga has taken hand iu the street rail- way strike ia the interest af tHe men.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

FrF one c4n af our 8af Band Baking Pow der 5t 555e. Pure. eood. md T fine gold bana tae6ier ia eHch e8u4 Afei ain Grocery ('a.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

remit ln com 0r postage stamps
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Examination of witnesses in the Peabody Normal matter began at Tuesday
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Now fs tae time f8 plant sour ialf garden 1ee have aiI klE8s 6i fresh garden seed fram David Eaadfetb X sons zaeGaia Grocery Co.,
 gents
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Former speaker Beea may return fo che aoase to oppose tHe sZpan-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

aea- Haz1s says t#e damage a9 storm ii P5rte R.e9 .s worse even chan 3as reported People are dz- ing 6f hundreds af starvation
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

H Clay Tucker arrested at Fay eftexIiie. TenUa is wanted l6 tas Ea- dian Territory oFmHdPF
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Do We2-Ha du send you hand- some Autograph Of Admiral Dewey, tbe fellow that sighted them in Manila B8Fs in teocaloJs, size I4z2l iaedes. BK alliae cat eoHp9n on page and sending I0 ceufs with same ca this office. v6u eau get one for vaur parlef.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-08-17

Several roads out of Ebicae6 will boycott fbe Fletsbarg t taif ia or- der To forea 1T into line an rates.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-02-22
POTATOES FOR STOCK.
Whether Fed to Cattle or Horses tho
Tubers Should BE Given with
Considerable Caution.

When farmer has big crop OF po-
tatoes on hand and the price goes away
below any fair compensation for the Ia
Dor involved in growing them, he nat
urally wants to feed to some kind of
live stock. It then becomes interesting
to know what their relative value for
that purpose is. Fjord found in the
low countries of Europe that four
pounds of potatoes were worth one
pound of grain for pig feeding. Henry
i'll this country found that AS pounds
of potatoes was worth 100 pounds of
corn meal for pigs. For pigs the po-
tatoes should be fed with skim milk
or some other foods fairly rich in pro-
tein. Counting cornmeal worth SIS
per ton, potatoes would be forth 10
cents per bushel for pig feeding. If
cornmeal is worth SIC, potatoes would be
worth IL cents per bushel.
While / caution your reader from
undertaking to reduce pig feeding to
mathematical science l think he
would not be far wrong in estimating
the amount of gain to be derived from
potatoes judiciously fed with middlings
and skim milk as three pounds of gain
to the bushel of potatoes. In other
words the bushel of potatoes added to
the skim milk and middlings will pro-
duce three pounds more of gain than
the skim milk and middlings would
have produced if fed alone. Potatoes
have been fed to dairy cows and to
horses. A French chemist estimates
that 100 pounds of hay could be re-
placed by a little less than 300 pounds
of potatoes. Whether fed to cattle or
horses, potatoes should be fed very
Observation-Disclosures C. d. Smith, Mich
igan Experiment Station, in Farm and
Home
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-02-22
HANGING FEED RACK.

from the floor above the pen an ar
rangement such as is shown in the
illustration may be found serviceable.
1t is hanging rack with Stats all
around it and made narrow at the bot
tom so that the flock can reach even
the last spear of hay. There will be no
crowding with such an arrangement.
The feed will not be soiled, and the pen
can be kept closed so that the lambs
cannot escape from it. Even when the
fodder is not thrown down from the
floor above such rack may be hung
near the side Of the pen and the hay
thrown over into it from the feeding
floor, giving much more feeding space
to the flock than would rack nailed
against the side of the pen.-Farm and
Home.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-02-22
SHEEP AND THEIR CARE.

Water at stated intervals twice a
day.
AS soon as sheep is secured change
the feed.
Don't give sulphur in its common
mineral form.
When a sheep is biting itself examine
it all over.
Feed regularly and change the feed
frequently.
Give salt in due moderation at least
twice week.
If ticks are found free the sheep from
them instanter.
When sheep is coughing give half a
teaspoonful of turpentine before feed
ing for few days.
Keep the feet dry, and on the first
appearance of lameness examine them
and treat with any good hoof ointment.
Keep the floor above the sheep tight,
to prevent draughts and dirt from rat
Ting down and sitting into their fleeces
Western Plowman.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-02-22
VANITY OF GREATNESS.
One Young Man Who Found Out That
He Never Would BE
Missed.

"You seemed depressed this evening"
said Hamblin, as Flagg, who was generally
on pretty good terms with himself, lit his
eighth cigarette and then threw it away,
after taking two whiffs.
Eyes, l am" was the reply. There's no
use trying to be anybody in this world"
ooh, come, brace up" Hamblin urged.
whats gone wrong! You ought to be
ashamed to let yourself be cast down, after
the streak of good luck you We had. Here
you are on the sunny side of 80, and firm
doing business of $l,0O0,OOO year has
made you its chief buyer, with salary that
would keep three or four good -sized families
in luxury. You've had trip to Europe at
the houses expense and you"
"Hold on" Flagg interrupted, you've
struck the very thing that bothers me- You
know Miss Dolliver-that beautiful, stately
girl 1 introduced you to one night in the
Burkwells' box?
81 called on her last evening. I used to
call there every week or two, before | start
ed across to the other side. Well, more
than three months had elapsed since l had
seen her last. Of course, | concluded that
my trip was an apology enough for the fact
that | had not called lately, so without any
ado l began talking about my experiences in
Paris. What do you think she said?"
ooh, can't guess"
"Why, have you been out of the city?'"
Chicago Evening News.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-02-22
GOV. T. c. FLETCHER.

Hon. Thomas C. Fletcher, the noted
war Governor of the State of Missouri,
is great friend of Pe-ru-na. He writes:
The Pe-ru-na Drug Mfg Co., Columbus,
Ohio:
Gentlemen-For years I have been
afflicted with chronic catarrh. which
has gone through my whole system, and
no one knows the torture and misery
have passed through. My doctor has
prescribed various remedies, and Ihave
never found any relief until was per-
suaded by friend to use DR.. Hartman's
Pe-ru-na After the use of one bottle 1
feel like a new man. 1t also cured me
of dropping 1 had in my throat, and
built my system up generally. To those
who are suffering with catarrh 1 take
pleasure in recommending your great
medicine. Very respectfully,
Thomas c. Fletcher.
Everything that affects the welfare of
the people is legitimate subject of
comment to the real statesman. The
statesman is not narrow man. 1t is
the politician who is narrow. The true
statesman looks out on the world as it
is, and seeks, as far as is in his power, to
remedy evils and encourage the good.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-02-22
Wanted 1t Tested.

A Scotsman went to London for a
holiday Walking along one of the
streets he noticed bald-headed chem
ist standing at his shop door, and in
auired if he had any hair restorer.
Eyes, SIR" said the chemist; "step in
side, please. There's an article l can
recommend. 1t makes the hair grew in
"a hours" "Aweel," said the Scot, Eye
can gle the top o yer held bit rub wit,
and I'll look the morn and see if ye're
tellin' the truth" The chemist re-
turned the bottle to the shelf and
kicked the errand boy for laughing
Chicago Chronicle.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-02-22
His Peculiar View.

Doesn't it sometimes make you gloomy
to hear the wind bowling about on wild
night?"
NO. answered the man with careworn
look. 81 rather like to hear it. The wind
doesn't come up and ring your door bell and
ask how about that bill, or tell you you'll
get arrested # you don't tag yeur dog, 1t
ing away off the key and disgrace the
neighborhood. 1t bowls because it enjoys
It. But it never says anything to hurt any
body's feelings. l sometimes honestly wish
that there was more wind in this life and
less people. "-Washingto Post