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Evening star., 1899-04-08
p. j. Nee, 9th & iii,
The Easy-going, Straightforward Credit House.

workmen sent few miles into the state of
Virginia to remove snow from the rail-
road tracks. The defendant company. 1t is
charged. promised to provide warm or
comfortable car for the members OF the
gang as shelter. and to protect them from
the severity OF the weather. Relying upon
this promise. says the plaintiff, he was in
duced to accompany the gang and engage
IN the work.
Mr.. Mankin declares that the railway
company did not provide a warm or COM
Portable car, as promised. and In conse-
quence both of his feet and the lower part
OF his legs were frostbFten. ana, ne says
he has been permanently injured.
Franklin II. Mackey Is the solicitor for
the ulaintiff.
Evening star., 1899-04-08
Jubilee JOt,
WILLIAM H. RoMAINE BURIED.
Was Well Known to Thousands 6
WashingtOn's Citfxeus.

was "eH known to Thousands OF
Washingt0n's Citizens.
The funeral of Mr.. william H. Romaine.
the venerable and respected doorkeeper of
the Academy Of Music. who for many
years held the same position at the Ma
ttonal Theater. took place from St. Pat
rick's Church this morning at $50 O'Clock.
Mr.. Romaine's death was sincerely mourn
ed by large number Of acquaintances and
the many thousands with whom he had
come in contact during his long term of
service in the theaters.
The service was conducted by DR.. D. j.
Stafford. who took occasion to pay a pretty
tribute to the deceased.
Mr.. Romaine was veteran of the civil
war, and his death was directly due, 1T Is
said. to ailments contracted during his long
and severe service as a volunteer in the
Union army. His casket was draped with
an American flag and the interment took
place at Arlington cemetery. The pail
bearers were members Of the Grand Army
Of the Republic.
Evening star., 1899-04-08
Complaint. of Arsenal Employees.

Acting Secretary Meiklejohn has sent the
following reply to the persons who have re-
quested hearings regarding the strike at
the Rock Island arsenal: Petftions or COM
plants Of workmen at ordnance establish
ments should be made to chief OF ordnance.
United States army. Matters In contro-
versy between commandments and workmen
can be decided only by the Secretary of
War. Ordnance regulations prohibit action
by commandants. An inspector will be or
dered to the arsenal at once to investi-
gate and receive petitions and complaints
of the workmen to be transmitted to the
chief OF ordnance with his report.
Evening star., 1899-04-08
I found him." Policeman Sanders told the

fouhd MIN, Policeman Sanders told the
court.
The officer explained that Quinn was re-
leased from the workhouse yesterday and
last night he found him hanging about the
Metropolitan power house.
Where do you belongT' he was asked
My home is in New York" he answered
but work where can get II.
IF you keep hanging about here in this
way" the judge told him. you will make
the workhouse your home. Why don't YOU
return to New York;
I'm going as soon as I get an oppor-
tunity to do so" was the answer.
He was sent down for ten days
Evening star., 1899-04-08
CLAIMS 100000.

Suit to Recover Damages Of South-
ern Railroad Company.
Sutt-at-iaw to recover damages in the
sum of $4,000 has been instituted by Ar
thur E. Manlin against the Southern Rail-
way Company. In his declaration the plain
TIL states that. the 14th OF last February,
he was in the employ OF the Southern Rail-
way Company. and was one of a gang of
Evening star., 1899-04-08
IN ONE DAY

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take laxative Bromo Quinins Tahlets All drue
GiSts refund tho uonay II 1t falls to cure. -
Evening star., 1899-04-08

Guilty of Loolkfng for Work.
I'm guilty of looking for work" pleaded
Patrick Quinn when arraigned in Judge
Kimbaifs court this morning as vagrant
and suspicious person.
. He was looking for place to sleep whsn
Evening star., 1899-04-08
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A sound mind goes very seldom without a sound
digestion, and nothing contributes toward it more
than the use Of ANGOSTURA BITTERS, the
world-renowned appetizer and invigorator man
ufactured only by DR.. J. q. B. Siegert & Sons
Evening star., 1899-04-08

The police authorities are investigating a
robbery reported by Miss Jessie Barnes of
No. Ga ~ street southwest, who states
that some time Thursday night a tin box
containing SO was taken from a bureau
drawer In her house and the money ab-
stracted.
Evening star., 1899-04-08

rerry's T0othaehe Wax guaranteed IN
cure the ache. Get Perry's. An drugEists. 10 eta
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
DEPART.
Steamers
PASSENGERS ARRIVED.

From Seattle, per stmr Garon-
ne, Jan 24-S p Richardson, Miss
q Tuttle, Mrs Albert Wbyts, Mrs
Otis Sprague, L A Hatch, f Ma
honey, P McGrath, Mrs P Nc
Grath, FL l johnson, j + Lacrosse,
W P Morrimann, j S Splitter, j L
O'Hair, L j King, Jules Walters,
Mrs Walters, Ada Walters, Frank
Hartwell, Mrs Hartwell, James
Fulton, Miss M Jefferson, Geo
Hanna, M Nagle, G P Cleary, Ben
Allen, G Kakale, A j Snake, Mrs
Snake, l. b Nutting, Mrs Nuttipg,
Mrs L L Grant.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
MERCHANTMEN.

MERCHANTMEN.
(This list does not includes eoasters.).
Haw Blk Andrew Welch, Drew, San
Francisco, Nov 10. e Brewer & Co.
Am sip Volante, Johnson, San Francis
co, Nov II. Bound for Guam.
Am ship st Frances, Vim, Norfolk,
Am stmr City of Columbia, Minor,
Hilo, Dec II.
Haw Blk Hawaiian Isles, Kustel, New
castle, Dec IS. llSN Co.
:, Am biz Snow and Burgess, Mortenson,
Newcastle, Dec IS. Castle x Cooke.
Haw ship Fort George, Morse, New
castle, Dec. II. w @ Irwin < Co.
Am bktn w H Dimond, Nilsson, San
Francisco, Dec rs. w q Irwin x Co.
Am ship w F Babcock, Colley, Balti-
more, Dec 20. u S Consul General.
Am schr Spokane, Jameson, Port Lud-
low, Dec 20. Hon Sugar Co.
Br blk Willscott, Peabody, Nanaimo,
Dec 20. H Hackfeli & Co.
Haw biz R P Rithet, Calhoun, San
Francisco, Dec 30. c Brewer x Co.
Am blttne lrmgard, Schmidt, San Fran
cisco, Dec 80. + A Schaefer x Co.
Am brig J d Spreckels, Christensen.
San Francisco, Dec 30. w O Irwin x
Co.
Br biz Dominion, Berqust, Newcastle,
Jan 3. w q Irwin & Co.
Am schr Alice Cooke, Penhallow, Port
Townsend, Jan 3. Levers < Cooke.
Br blk Amanda, Harder, Liverpool, Jan
3. Levers x Cooke.
Am biz S c Allen, Johnson, San Fran
cisco, Jan ?. 7 H Davies & Co.
Am biz st Katherine, Matthews, Ma
namo, Jan s. H Hackfeld & Co.
Am blk Oregon, Parker, Newcastle, N S
w, Jan "a. Cargo coal to order.
Am bktne Kliltitat, Cutler, Port Town
send, Jan IS. Wilder & Co.
Am schr BERTHE Minor, Ravens, Eureka,
Jan IS. . l. x b Co.
Am Blk Ceylon, Willard, Tacoma, Jan
IS. Allen & Robinson.
Am bl<tne Amelia, Willer, Seattle, Jan
10. Allen x Robinson.
Haw sp Star of Russia, Hatfield,
Tacoma, Jan FL, | IN Co.
Am schr Mildred, Kndlen, Jan 81, Port
Townsend. Cargo lumber to order.
Haw biz Mauna Ala, Smith, Port Town
send, Jan FL. 7 H Davies x Co.
Am bk Martha Davis. Fris, San Fran
cisco, Jan FL. G Brewer * Co.
S S Garonne, Conrad, Seattle, via Hilo,
Jan "a. II Waterhouse x Co.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
PASSENGERS DEPARTED.

For Kauai, per stmr w G Hall,
Jan 24-H p Baldwin, A Gandall,
NJ Auki and wife, Louisa Koolos
Miss Anna Christian.
For Maui, per stmr Claudine,
Jan 24-C Fl King and wife, Miss
King, j Cooke, Miss Davidson,
Joseph Pa, Miss Hattie Awana,
John Enos, j s McCandless,
Emmett Bumdock, Mrs Won Vol
kenburg.
For San Francisco, per
o s S Australia, Jan "a =
II Wolters, ID j Bassett, A Haas,
Q w Buma, Miss A Walker, Mrs
z Rewman. Capt and Mrs G Fl
Hitchcock, Mrs + RStackable, Mrs
j II Eastman, G + Cotton, + A
koelitz, G P Fishel, Fl Cogswell,
Mrs o p Emerson, Mrs Woolley
and son, Mrs CB Fitzpatrick, Mrs
Jas S Lynch, p Z Wilson, re
Scott, Martin Carter, Col and Mrs
A J Smith, F Depijan, G Croker,
j s Gordon and wife, 9 p Pollak,
Mrs G l. Carter and daughter,
George P Castle and Edward
Chick.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
What the Doctor Ordered

81 was in poor health and the
prescriptions 1 tried did not bene.
fit me. At last the doctor began
to give me Hoods Sarsaparilla
and it proved to be the best of all
medicines for me, and l can speak
of it only in the highest terms
and deem it duty to recommend
it," Charles s. Powell, 429 Iowa
Street, San Antonio, Texas.
Hoods Pills are the only pills
to take with Hoods Sarsaparilla.
Cure all liver ills.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
Stnr. CLAUDINE.
CAMERON, Commander.

viii leave Honolulu Tuesday at 6P.n.,
touching ct Kahului, Hama, Hsmoa and
Kipahulu, Maui. Returning arrives Al
Honolulu Sunday mornings.
wili call at Nuu, Kaupo, on second trip
E~No Freight will be received sfte,
AZ. NJ. on day Of sailing.
This O,mpany reserves the right To
make changes in the time OF departure and
arrival of its steamers without notice and
1t will not be responsible for any oonse.
quences arising therefrom.
Consignees must be at the Landings 10
receive their Freight; this Company viii
not hold itself responsible for freight after
1t has been landed.
Live Stock only at owners risk.
This Company will not be responsible
tor money or valuables Of passengers
unless placed In the care OF Pursers.
Packages containing personal effects,
whether shipped as baggage or freight,
II the contents thereof exceed 500. 90 in
value, must have the value thereof
plainly stated and marked, and the
Company will not hold itself liable for
any loss or damage In excess Of this
sum except the goods be shipped under
special contract.
All employees of the Company are
forbidden to receive freight without de-
livering shipping receipt therefor in
the form prescribed by the Company
and which may be seen by shippers
upon application to the pursers Of the
Steamers.
Shippers are notified that II freight is
shipped without such receipt, 1t will be
mol nlw II. n. -
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25

American Messenger service
Masonic Temple, Telephone 444. \
Honolulu Messenger Service de.
livers messages and packages.
Telephone 378.
Nicely furnished rooms at the
Popular House, 154 Fort street,
from $l.00 per week up.
o. W. o. Hartman, when
sheriff of Tyler Co., W. Va, was
at one time. almost postrated with
a cold. He used Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy and was 30 much
pleased with the quick relief and
cure it afforded him, that he gave
the following unsolicited testimo-
Dial: "To all who may be inter-
ested, l wish to say, that I have
used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and find it invaluable for
and colds" For sale by
Benson, Smith q Co. X
THE BuII,tin. Tic Dey ,nOnth
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25

The use of the Singer IN mil

The use of the Singer IN mil
lions of homes shows the unpre-
cedented success of these ideal
sewing machines. 1t is convinc-
ing proof that the Singer excels
in all kinds of family sewing and
art needle work. All our sewing
machines are of the best construc-
ton, beautifully decorated, and
are mounted on selected woods in
finely finished cabinets of artistic
designs. b. Bergersen, agent, l6b
BAthel street. y
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25

NoTH-Departures for and arrivals from the Col
ones or China and Japan. not given In the above
table, though they can be easily ascertaned as for
egn mail steamers generally leave Honolulu the day
OF arrival. Steamers Aorangi. Warrimoo and Mo-
vera run between Victoria and the Colonies; Alameda
Mariposa. and Moana between San Francisco and the
Colonies; Nippon Maru Rio de Janeiro China
Dorie, Coptic. America Maru. Gaelic and Hongkong
Australia between San Francisco and Honolulu onIy
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
STAGELINE
HENRY BRYANT, Prop.

The stage for Kaneohe, Heeia, Wal
kane, Punaluu, Laie, Kahuku and way
points, will leave Postofiice, Bethel
street side, at 8 a. m. Sundays except
ed), calling for passengers and pack
ages at Lovejoy Il Co.'S, No. 10 Nuuanu
street
IEs-stages will make the return trip
from Kahuku daily. 1919
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
MostPeople
Think IS ++ Il

That waXed floors are the most
slippery things in the world-but thew
have not talked with US about Parquetry.
We have method of applying wax to Par.
quetry so that all the disagreeable slipperi-
ness is done away with, and the floor treads
like hard-oil finish, vet has all the hste
which wax alone produces.
u you are going to build a new house,
or Tx up the old one, let us figure on Par.
quetry with YOU. You can Hralee your
house Sanitary and Beautiful at the same
time with one of our Floors.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25

The l. X. L., corner Nuuanu
and King streets, has Hawaiian
Flags at &C., l0c., 25c., SOC. and
| 76 cts.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
TRAINS.

F. G. SMITH, Genl Pass. Il Ticket
Agent.
G. p. DENIsoN, Superintendent.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
SHIPPING NEWS

Additional. and the latest Shipping News will be
found on the eighth page.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25

The Standard time whistle sounds at
l2h. ON: Os. (midnighU, Greenwich
time, which is III. 3Om. p. m. of Ha-
waiian Standard time.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
Make Island Concert.

The following program has
been arranged for the moonlight
concert on Makee Island this even
ing, beginning at 1880 o'clock:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
REAL ESTATE.
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR PROPERTY either as an
investment for home, will pay you to consult U.s.
We call your attention to the following property:

beautiful lot Avenue adjoining the properties of r
Wood and W. J. Lowrie Esq.
= House and Lot Prospect and Apl m FIJI.
wo-ory house, rooms, and
B. House and Lot Feulu
residences of R. alead, Esq., and E. W. Peterson, bargain
4. Four pieces Of paying business property Present income per month";
s. Several desirable Building Lots at MIl, College
g. looking paying business we have several for sale al, f bu,
1t will investigate. ~
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
TIME TABLE.

From and After January I, 1899.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
MOVEMENTS OF STEAMERS.

Steamers due and to sail today and
for the next six days ars rs follows:
ARRIVE.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25
L. C.. ABLES,
Real Estate and Financial Agent.
Telephone 1879.
p Box FORT STREET-
VESSELS IN PORT.

MEN OF WAR.
u. s. s. Yorktown, Sperry, San Fran.
cisco, Jan %.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-25

The Bulletin, Toe per month.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
TITLES THEY ALL WANTED
Disraeli's Little brown BOX of Letters
Gave Him Lots of
Trouble.

l CHANGED to meet Mr.. Disraeli one
afternoon in Whitehall, opposite the
home Office, and after shaking hands
he invited me to come and have a chat
with him in his private room at 10
Downing street. In his room red Off
cial boxes by the dozen were piled up
on dumb-waiters and on the top was
perched a small box of fawn-colored
leather, TO which he pointed. IL is well
known that as prime minister Mr.. Dis
raeli, before he became Lord Beacons-
field, was extremely chary of the hon.
ors that he conferred and that his keen
powers OF satire were never more hap
PLY exercised in private than at the
expense of aspirants for titles by whom
he was pitifully beset.
THAT little brown box" he said,
gives me more trouble than all its red
neighbors. 1t contains letters from
marquises who want TO be dukes; from
earls who want TO be mP-ouises; from
yiscounts who want TO be earls; from
barons who want TO be viscounts or
earls, and from swarms Of people. most
OF whom l have never heard of, who
want TO be made baronets or knights.
Behind most of them stand their wives
or their wives sisters. who, in their
own language. will take no denial
There will be many disappointments."
London Telegraph.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

just as the girl was about 10 take the
pipe into her trembling hand, II we'll
known voice called from the dining
room:
well. sir, haven't you carried your
fun about far enough?"
AS Mr.. Stephenson walked into the
room, both girls sprang into his arms,
while the Indian actually grew pale
under his coat of vermillion paint. Nira
and Jessie could hardly believe that the
brave chief, who had been ordering
them about in such superit manner,
was only Harry, dressed in an Indian
suit which an old chief had presented
TO his grandfather, many years be-
fore. The pretended redskin looked
and stammered that he expected every
minute the girls would KIN NV who he
was.
Besides" he continued, "Vira
Dragged that she would be so brave II
she saw an Indian, thought would
see what kind of stuff she was made Of"
"a joke played at the expense of a
copule of girls, my boy" said Mr..
Stephenson, never contains any of the
elements of fun, and / am heartily
ashamed that you should do such q
thing. A man. and boy as well. should
always defend helpless women and
young girls. too"
Jessie and Vira both suffered from
the fright they received that afternoon,
and as a warning against any more
practical jokes, Mr.. Walling inflicted
severe punishment upon Harry. For
months the boy had been looking for
ward to a visit TO the Indian reserva-
ton. 60 miles distant from High Banks,
but his father told him he could not
take that trip during the spring vaca-
ton, because of the unwarranted fright
he gave his sister and playmate the Sat
urday afternoon they kept house.-De-
troit Free Press.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
New Diseases.

The doctors have discovered new
disease. They call 10 the silk petit
coat wrist" and with all kinds of en-
thusiasm are loking for Its germ. The
silk petticoat wrist" attacks only
young women. II IL felt as n stiffness
'or cramp in the affected part. What
causes II is the habit young women
have OF holding up the skirts OF their
dresses. Why they do this Is not known.
for, though the doctors whom they
consult always ask them why. they
seem unable TO give any reason. But
as by an odd coincidence they are in
variably wearing petticoats OF silk.
when taken sick that garment has be-
come associated with the name of the
malady. Young women resent this as
ISOLATION, for 1t Is senseless, they say.
and II serves In n manner 10 reflect on
them, but the doctors answer that no
reflection Is intended. Some special
lists hold that there Is n subtle kinship
between the silk petticoat wrist" and
the ankle cold" The latter disease
confines itself to young men. IL at-
tacks them when. on sitting down. they
thoughtlessly pull up their trousers
very high, forgetful OF the fact that
their extremities are thinly clad in low
patent leather shoes and very brilliant
and expensive silk stockings.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

ket, which he carefully deposited on
the floor ut his side. Long feathers
adorned his hair. which fell below his
neck, and his face was painted hide
Gus red. which helped TO add to his
fendish appearance. At his belt were
4 knife, q tomahawk and n whisky
flask, and added TO this outfit was a
gun, which he laid down by the side
Of his blanket.
The Indian sat In solemn silence q
few moments, watching the girls pre-
pare the corn and coffee.
After eating heartily and drinking
three cups of coffee, the redman pro-
luced a black, long-stemmed pipe,
which he proceeded TO fill with great
elaboration with a green-looking mix
ture.
"Me smoke pipe of peace" he said.
"You smoke, then me take Ill Injun
and go. Send squaw after Injun boy"
and lie handed the pipe to Jessie. who
began TO cry and say between her sobs:
81 can't smoke"
"Pale face plenty 'fraid ?" he queried.
"Oh, don't take vira and Harry. Mr..
Indian" pleaded the girl.
The man paid no attention to Jessie,
but holding the pipe toward vira. said:
ill Injun smoker
II don't know how to smoke" she
cried. "Oh, dearl why don't papa or
Harry or somebody Gomez" and she.
too, began to cry.
The Indian sprang from his chair.
seized his gun. and after giving blood
curdling war-whoop. walked to the
kitchen door and fred the gun straight
into the air. Then turning to Vira,
he said:
"Um tend um brave; um smoke pipe
now?" holding the pipe toward her
again.
"Yes, SIR" meekly responded Vira
between her sobs.
And I'll try to, too. Mr.. Indian"
cried Jessie, IF you won't take Vira."
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

Rev. Gottlieb c. ii. Hosskarl, ID. D..
pastor OF the Second Lutheran church
OF Chambersburg, Pa, has undertaken
TO prove by Scriptural history that the
negro il not descended from Adam and
Eve and is not the progeny of Ham,
hut is Darwin's missing link. He af-
firms that the negro's main superiority
over the gorilla, orang-outang and
baboon is that he utters sounds that
could be initiated and understood by
Adam. Hence conversation ensued be-
tween them.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

Mr.. spinks-why under heavens did
you give Ellington that cotton umbrei-
LAP He'll never bring IL back.
Mrs. spinks-The only other one in
the rack was silk.
"You should have given him that"
"Humphl II he wouldn't return tine
cotton one, why should he return the
silk one7 Tell me that, Mr.. Spiuks."
Mr.. Spinks--The cotton one was his.
N. Y. Weekly.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

81 invited Puss Pilkington to go with
me TO hear one of the song recitals and
she refused point blank"
Don't you know why? She was sing
ing What Is Home Without Mother
a few nights ago and her father came in
and told her he had just married the
cook."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

The maddest man in Platte county,
Neb., lives at Humphrey. lie attended
a social lately, and during the evening
the ladies inaugurated a hugging bee.
the proceeds to go to the Sunday school.
Prices were graded according to the
person Rugged. For instance, for hug
ging a young, inexperienced girl, the
bidder had TO give up ten cents. mar
ried women brought IS cents. and wild
ows a quarter. Well, the man was blind.
folded, and, giving up Is cents, he said
he would take married woman. After
he had Rugged IS cents worth the ban
dage was removed from his eyes, and
10 and behold, he had been hugging his
own wife. Then he kicked and wanted
his IS cents back.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

Higginbotham-rve just seen a won-
ierful invention-a fine silk umbrella
that can be turned into first-class cane
with very little effort
Cadwallnder - That's nothing.
owned a fine silk umbrella that with no
effort at all, simply by leaving IL an
hour In the rack at political meeting.
turned into third-class gingham one.
N. Y. World.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

A Bible with celluloid covers has been
introduced in New York police court,
and every time the book is Kissed po-
lceman removes with a wet sponge all
possible disease germs.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
The Better-Haif.

Jaggles-Marriage is the one union
where a man should never go on
strike.
Waggles-That's so. II he does he
will find himself locked out by his wife.
Judge.