Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-09-23
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
: Man Proposes, :
Observation-Disclosures

thhe' "o"eeu VIZ nue. W so 49, "
tell you something tnat L nave Ifu 10
tell you for vey long WINE, only you
never would give me an opportunity. IL
Will not take half an hour to say, because
1t Is not long story. You know what
is-just this-that love you, tthei.
she taking oue Hr watch)-is that
allf oh. | wish I'd timed you! But y
certainly didn't take haif an hour:
should not Think II took much more than
half second. And you nave toid me
that very story before too. You Know
you have.
He-l wish you would not make run on
everything. You do not seem to realize
in the least what my feeling Tor You Is;
that 1t grows with every day, instead OF
decreasing, as you said 1t would do.
She-Dont look so bothered about H.
dear old doctor. l shall survive it.
How'll you try to be serious for once.
III you knew that my heart
| She dnterrupting)-Oh, not physiology.
L always think our interiors are horrid
and try to Imagine that mine Is made OF
| sawdust.
| He-l am certain one part OF your
| physical structure is OF stone.
She-My heart, ] suppose you meanI
wen. you need not be injured II II Is.
have not thrown II Mt you!
He-No, wish the deuce you would.
She with saucy glance and smile)--
But are you good enough catchE
| lie lou Know nave eAcehent pros
poets for young man
She-And ! doubt whether they would
keep me In thcater tickets ana cigarettes
for the present!
He-Oh, well, II you want to marry
for money
She-Want to marry! Not at all. FRAY
don't run away with such mistaken
iden. 1 have not the least intention OK
sadding myself with husband at my
age.
Hc-But do you seriously think that
woman IL happier unmarricdp
She-No. | never think anything seri-
ousy. II would make two horrid little
ugly lines between my eyebrows.
Hc-So you refuse to answer my ques-
ton?
She-Well. suppose 1t really meant
Do / think any woman could be happy
without the society of a man? or course.
the society OF men is indispensable to her.
or there would be no one to-kind Of
like her. But the same one man alwayst
oh, ugh! 1t would be like always having
mutton for each meal. Though l did not
OF course mean, in using the word NUT
ton, to insinuate that there was anything
sheepish about you.
Hell wonder II every girl makes bad
puns all the time that she Is being pro
posed to. nowadays!
She-fou are In a better position to
judge OF that than am. DO they?
He-You know quite well that have
never loved any other girl but you.
She (consolingly)-Never mind, there II
plenty of time yet. Besides, after all.
how much has love TO do with proposalsf
Did all the other girls to whom you nave
done the honor, etc. chan your
He tstifliy)-Excuse' me, but never
have made and never VIII make an ohef
or marriage to any girl save under terms
of mutual love.
She-Oh. you are on your high horse.
Is 1t cold up there! Let me know when
yon have come down, and we can go ON
tniking. Or would II be worth while nav
ing telephone laid onE
lie daughing,-Have you ever been Sc
riousE
, She-Neyer. Except, perhaps, ON some
very frivolous subject.
, He-i must say should like to near
you really IN earnest FOR once
She-oI, no, You wouldn't. You wouid
cease to like me on the spot, Men get
l. their bread from one another; they expect
the women to provide the wine.
: He--Whnt Is the exact plain meaning
OF that remark! can never follow your
metaphors. ! always think that you are
getting at me when you begin to taiS
. In them.
i She-Not NJ all. couldn't II tricd.
:, it Is not safe to dive In shallow water.
He-That depends upon the proficiency
OF the divrr
She 'lnnghing,-ii m-weli. you had me
IA there. / VIII gOucpup Won tlut nDint with
q unparalleled generosity. Let's taik OF
r. something else