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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Rev. W. w. Trout and family, Of COL
umbus, who have been visiting at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Jas. Reece, re.
turned Monday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Tom Callahan, who has been visiting
relatives here, returned to Columbus
last Thursday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Mr.. and Mrs. J. N. Hogsett left Tues
day morning for Cleveland to visit their
son, T. II. Hogsett.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Mrs. Ireland, Of Nebraska, DR.. Dun
can, of Charlottesville, Ind, and J. W.
Mahaffey are visiting friends at West
Union this week.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Harry German, of Doane, W. Va,
was visiting his parents here the fore
part of the week.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

An event of exceptional interest is the
future engagement at the Opera House
of "a Wise Woman" a musical comedy
farce in three acts. 1t is said that the
instantaneous hit the piece made has
led to the cancellation of many one
night stands in which it was booked so
as to enable the management to accept
contracts offered in the larger cities.
The engagement in this city will be kept
as Manager Ayres has an ironclad con-
tract to that effect.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

The annual reunion of the 4Sth Ohio
will be held at Lynchburg Thursday,
August a.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Mrs. VIM. Hahn and little child, o
Sedalis, No., are guests at the home o
her brother, Chas. McConnnughey.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Mr.. and Mrs., Albert McAdams and
two daughters, Of Fayetteville, Ark, are
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. L. F. Boulware.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

The New York Sunday Journal is sold
at Stabler Bros Price cents. Sub
scribe for it.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Mr.. and Mrs. J. J. Brown, of Spring.
field, are visiting her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. W. T. Bowers.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

To see an elegant line of buggies an
harness call at Wolfe & Calvert'e.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Mr.. and Mrs. s. H. Knox, of Spring
field, are visiting their daughter, Mrs.
John Duffey,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

s. 8. Pangburn left Monday for a visit
with relatives in Indianapolis, Kokomo
and Muncie, Ind.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10
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Mrs. John Cunningham is visiting rel.
atives in Ohillicothe.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Elmer Kincaid, of Cincinnati, wa
calling on friends here Saturday ant
Sunday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Miss Byrd Clark visited friends and
relatives at Ssbina Sunday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

The NEWS HERALD and National Stock
man three months for 40 cents.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

James E Keech, of Newark, was the
guest of his sisters here several days last
week.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Fall stock Of Standard Patterns Just
received at Stabler Bros Latest styles.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Bon Ton Flour 25 lbs for 80 cents q
Roads, Lucas & Miller.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Miss Grace Lemon, of Springfield, is
guest at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. VIM.
Lemon.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Sam Campbell, Of Cincinnati, spent
Sunday with Hillsboro friends.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

D. L. Trump, of Paulding, o., formerly
of this place, is visiting relatives in this
vicinity,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Buy your cake and other delicacies fol
picnics at the Woman's Exchange.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

: The News HERALD and National Stock
man and Farmer one year for $1,S0.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

=" Highest prices paid for produce I
Roads, Lucas & Miller.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Get some of the bargains at Stablel
Bros Stock Reducing Sale.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

September number Of the Designer
now on sale at Stabler Bros
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

DR.. J. R. Duncan, of Charlottesville,
Ind. is the guest of relatives near town.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Mrs. A. 7. Cunningham is visiting her
daughter, Mrs. Bert Moon, in Whining
ton.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

wanted-Dining room girl. Good
wages. Apply at Hotel Parker.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Ben Nelson, Of Cincinnati, spent Sun.
day with his parents here.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Good rooms to rent on East North
street. Apply to John Wolfe.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Standard Fashion Catalogue, price IL
cents at Stabler Bros
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

]. A. Shannon, Of Bainbridge, was in
this city Monday.
Phil Weyrich was calling on Madison
vile friends Sunday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Will Matthews, Of Cleveland, is visit.
his family here.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

The NEws-HERALD and Cincinnati En-
quirer, $1.5O.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Take your pictures to Bowles & Co.'s
for framing.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

The best buggy for the least money q
;. Wolfe & Calvert's.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Sliced melon on ice at T. 8. Beams
grocery.
Reduced prices on all Shirt Waists at
Mahaffey's
Take your pictures to Bowles & Co.'s
for framing.
The NEWS HERALD and Cincinnati En-.
quirsr, $1.5O.
The best buggy for the least money
:. Wolfe & Oalvert's.
Will Matthews, Of Cleveland, is visit.
his family here.
Standard Fashion Catalogue, price 10
cents at Stabler Bros
'" Highest prices paid for produce at
Roads, Lucas & Miller. q
Bon Ton Flour 25 lbs for 80 cents at
Roads, Lucas 4 Miller.
Sam Campbell, Of Cincinnati, spent
Sunday with Hillsboro Friends.
The NEWS HERALD and National Stock
man three months for 40 cents.
To see an elegant line of buggies and
harness call at Wolfe & Calvert's.
The News HERALD and National Stock
man and Farmer one year for $1.S0.
James E Keech, of Newark, was the
guest of his sisters here several days last
week.
Elmer Kincaid, of Cincinnati, was
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-10

Reduced prices on all Shirt Waists at
Mahaffey's.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
MAROUISE CAPE.

the short skirted over the long
skirted oma in a pouring rain is strik-
ing as she trips along with neat gar
ments and free hands and observes the
dripping petticoats, caught up absurdly
high at one side and dragging in the pud.
dies at the other, which mark the in
tensely conservative school Of femininity.
The best method of keeping a long skirt
from getting wet is to pin it up with a
large safety pin, placed just below the
waist at the left side, so that only the
right side need be held up by the hand.
The little marquise cape illustrated Is
a new design. II is of black satin with
bias ends and has a seam in the middle
Of the back which is shaped in to the fig
ure. The yoke and rippled collar are
heavily embroidered, and the latter Is
lined with white mousseline de sole. A
double jabot of black lace falls down the
front, and IL double lounce Of black lace
surrounds the cape. Choux of black sat
in are fastened Iii front and at the back
with steel ornaments.
JUDO CHOLLET.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
Human Ignorance.

A child was asked to name the prin-
cipal organs Of the human body, and
this was his reply: "The organs OF the
body are the heart, lungs and other
utensils" The ignorance of many adults
about the human body is actually appall-
ing. Constipation is considered nothing.
Indigestion is annoying, but nothing
serious. Biliousness brings melancholia,
but then luck is blamed and not the
liver. A dose of Hostetter Stomach Bit
tiers would quickly show these people
where they stand. This is the medicine
which has been known as the dyspepsia
conquerer for the last fifty years. 1t
will cure your stomach trouble quickly
and easily, Get it and see for yourself.
See that a private Revenue Stamp coV-
ers the neck of the bottle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
Personal For Ladies',

THE MONTHLY PERIOD is THE
dreaded time Of every woman Don't
suffer longer from uncertainties. A
woman who has been there herself best
understands treating women. INNS. M.
Guillaume POSITIVELY GUARAN-
TEES relief of the most obstinate and
delayed suppressed menses with her
French. Regulating Pills. Succeeds
when others fail or money returned.
Not q single failure in A years. Will
not injure health; 10 bad after effects,
or interference with duties. Sent sealed
for $3.50. Correspondence confidential.
BY using Guillaume's Original Fountain
Injector, price $3.50 (now used by thou
sands Of women and lasts a lifetime),
together with Pills, doubly insures sue
cess and means the RELIEF DE-
SIRED. Highest reference. DON'T
DELAY FURTHER, but order immedi-
ately. Address NINE NJ. GUILLAUME,
Galvea ton, Texas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16

medical advice if needed. This medi-
cine is harmless in any condition of the
system and Call be taken without the
slightest fearof bad consequences. 1t con
tains no whisky or alcohol. There is not
an iota of anything narcotic in it. The
relief it gives is permanent. In this it
differs from many preparations which
give temporary relief only by deadening
the sense Of feeling with narcotics, and
the dangerous stimulants they contain
create an appetite for strong drink.
When a dealer offers a substitute for
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, re-
member these facts.
When their diseases are deep-seated
and of long standing, women will find
it to their interest to write to DR.. r. v.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, who has had WON
derful success in curing diseases of wom-
en-. He giveS adOice free, and invites all
to write him. Prompt, careful and per-
sonal attention is paid to each letter, and
the fullest advice is always given.
AFTER five months of great suffering I write
this for the benefit of other sufferers from the
same affection, " says Mrs, H. A. Alsbrook, OF
Austin, Lonoke Co., Ark. II doctored with our
family physician without any good results, 50
my husband urged me to try Dr.. Pierce's medi.
cines-which I did, with wonderful results. I
am completely cured. / took four bottles of
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, four Of his
Golden Medical Discovery and two walls Of his
Pleasant Pellets.'"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16

have a short pelerine, the trimming be-
ing a frill Of lace around the pelerine or,
which is newer, lace incrusted on a circu-
lar rufde.
Chenille network is a novelty intro
duced for the decoration Of winter gowns.
1t is usually black and is used for tunics
and boleros over colored cloth or velvet.
Black faille is fashionable, but it is
used in new ways. For example, a po-
bnaise is entirely made of superimposed
bias folds of the faille, and a tunic Is
composed of six panels of faille, each
panel forming a point at the foot and be-
ing tucked in such a way that the tucks
form points in the middle of the panel.
The cut shows a directoire bonnet COW
cred with stretched black velvet. The
brim is faced with alternate folds Of
black velvet and black satin. In front
are two black ostrich plumes and a black
silk butterfly with painted wings. The
strings are Of black velvet.
JUDO CHoLLET.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
BRAVE MEN FALL

Victims to stomach, liver and kidney
troubles, as well as women, and all feel
the results in loss Of appetite, poisons
in the blood, backache, nervousness,
headache and tired, l~istless, rundown
feeling. But there's no need to feel like
that. Listen to J. W. Gardner, Idaville,
Ind. He says: Electric Bitters are Just
the thing for a nan when he is all run
down, and don't care whether he lives
or dies. 1t did more to give me new
strength and good appetite than any
thing I could take. I car now eat any
thing, and have a new lease on life"
Only so cents, at Fischer & Co.'s drug
store. Every bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
FASHIONS FANCiES.

Novelties.
Very little babies, those who have not
yet begun to walk, are no longer dressed
in very long clothes. The skirt is seldom
more than three-quarters Of a yard long,
the cloak being a little longer. If the
gown is white, as it almost invariably is,
it is worn over ali u%ndergown of flannel,
and in France it is the custom to have
this flannel gown. which shows through
the nainsook, pink or blue, according to
the sex of the child. blue being used for
a boy, pink for a girl.
Babies cloaks are less bulky than they
formerly We're and are now made of ben
galine or cashmere, white, pink, blue or
pale gray. They are warmly lined and
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
A SURE CURE FOR GROUP.
Twenty-Five Years Constant Use Without
a Failure,

The first indication of Group Is hoarse-
ness, and in a child subject to that dis
ease it may be taken as a sure sign of
the approach of an attack. Following
this hoarseness is a peculiar rough
cough. If Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
is given as soon as the child becomes
hoarse, or even after the croupy cough
appears, it will prevent the attack. 1t Is
used in many thousands of homes in
this broad land, and never disappoints
the anxious mothers. We have yet to
learn of a single instance in which it
has not proved effectual. No other prep
aration can show such a r~ecord-twen-
ty-lve years constant use without a
failure. For sale by A. c. Ireland, drug
Cist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
THE CALIFORNIA LIMITED,

The California Limited which runs
four times a week has Pullmans, dining
car, Buffet smoking car with Barber
Shop, Observation car with ladies'
parlor), vestibuled and electric lighted
throughout. A solid train between Oh :
cago and Los Angeles. Same service
castbound.
CHICAGO, MEXICO & CALIFORNIA
LINE
Nos. l and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, e%astbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. % is a local train between Ell Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and lit
e-ature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address,
H. s. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M,
W. J. Black, G. P. A.,
Topeka. Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
MILLIONS GIVEN AWAY.

1t is certainly gratifying to the pub
lie to. know of one concern in the land
who are not afraid to be generous to
the needy and suffering. The proprie-
tors Of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds. have
given away over ten million trial bottles
of this great medicine: and have the
satisfaction Of knowing 1t has absolute
~ cured thousands Of hopeless cases.
Asthma, Bronchitis, Hoarseness and all
diseases Of the Throat, Chest and Lungs
are surely cured by It. Call on Fischer
& Co., druggists. Regular size 5oc and
81. Every bottle guaranteed, or price
refunded.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease, a powder. 1t cures
painful, smarting, feet and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out Of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Aliens Foot Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy. 1t is a certain cure for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching
feet. Try it today. Sold by all drug
gists and shoe stores. By NAL for Csc
in stamps. Trial package FREE. Ad-
1ress.' Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy. N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
L FOOT-EASE,

A powder to be shaken into the shoes.
Your feet feel swollen, nervous and hot,
and get tired easily. If you have smart
ing feet or tight shoes, try Aliens Foot
Ease. 1t cools the feet and makes walk
ing easy. Cures swollen, sweating feet,
ingrowing nails, blisters and callous
spots. Relieves corns and bunions of all
pain and gives rest and CONF rt. Try it
today. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores for csc. Trial package FREE.
Address, Allen s Ol1. sted, LIE Roy, N. Y
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
The Good Brick Trust.

Ten years ago, protested the farmer, |
could buy a gold brick for 10000, and
you ask me $4,000!
The swindlcr inclined his head; he
had no concessions to make.
And yet the moneyed interest, the
farmer exclaimed bitterly, profess not to
understand agrarian discomfort under
an order which permits trusts.-Puck.
MY son has been troubled for years
with chronic diarrhoea. Some time ago
l persuaded him to take some of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. After using two bottles of the
25-cent size he was cured. I give this
testimonial, hoping some n similarly
afflicted may read it and be benefited
Thomas C. Bower, Glencoe, o. For sale
by A. c. Ireland, druggist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
A Deadly Parallel.

History says Senator Allen, speaking
of William j. Bryan, will rank him with
Webster and Clay, as one of the greatest
statesman this country has produced.
1t will certainly rank him with those
distinguished men in n respect a least.
All three aspired to the Presidency, and
failed to reach it. But in other respects,
Mr.. Bryan has yet to show himself wor-
thy of the extravagant eulogy of the
Senator from his State. Philadelphia
Iadnar
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
Great Salt Lake Disappearing.

The Great Salt Lake is gradually dry
ing up. Biologists claim that it will be
entirely gone in another century. There
will be nothing but a glistening bed of
salt to mark the site of one of the Won
ders of the world. This is the way of
all life, and yet we may prolong our stay
on earth If we will. No mortal is free
from the menace of sickness, and yet II
the bowels are kept regular and the
blood pure by occasional doses of Hos
letters Stomach Bitters, much sickness
may be prevented. 1t cures all such
diseases as constipation, indigestion,
dyspepsia, biliousness and inactive liver
or weak kidneys. To avoid limitations
be sure that a private Revenue Stamp
covers the neck Of the bottle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16

AS a u r for rheumatism, Chamber
lain's Pain Balm is gaining a wide repu-
tation. D. B. Johnston, of Richmond,
ment since 1862. In speaking of it he
says: Il never found anything that
would relieve me until I used Chamber
lain's Pain Balm. 1t acts like magic
with me. My foot was swollen and pain
ing me very much, but one good appli-
cation Of Pain Balm relieved me. For
sale by A. c. ireland, druggist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16

patrons the news Of the day, and for the
money there is in it. He Is presumed to
know Of what he writes, and he general
ly does. When he writes as he does in
the Leader Courier, Osceola Mills. Pa,
without fee or hope of reward, that
"Chamberlain's Cough Remedy acts
magically, and We have found none bet
ter in our household. If you have a
cough, try it," it may be accepted as an
honest expression, worthy of credence.
For sale by A. c. Ireland, druggist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points In the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard gauge for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del Norte and Denver
Creole and all points in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida with main line standard
GAUGE for all points east and west in
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with f. & C. C. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
YER v It'll all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths In standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa if desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. J. HELM, General Agent.
San "a Fe, N. M
s. K. HOOPER, G.. P A.,
Denver Cclo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
Announcement

To accommodate those who are partial
to the use Of atomizers in applying liquids
into the nasal.passages for catarrhal t5oa-
6les, the proprietors prepare Cream Balm in
liquid form, which viii I've known as Ely's
Liquid Cream Balm. Price including the
spraying tube is rs cents. Druggists or by
mail. The liquid form embodies the med
icinal properties of tle solid preparation.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
Incentive to Early Question.

Billy Mason's promise to resign his
seal in the Senate if the Republican
National Convention adopts a platform
on the Philippine question that does not
suit him is the best i%ndncement yet dis
closed for an early COMMUNICATIONS
Vile COurier-JOurnal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
Accounting For Her Exclamation.

Flusher-Did Miss Gaygirl make any
remark when you handed her my
bouquet?
The Messenger-Yes; she said, Oh,
the dear, dear flowers!
Flusher-Hump! That florist must
have sent the bill along with the bouquet.
Paris American Messenger.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
Hard on the Leg.

It's more painful to get well of a
broken leg than to have it broken. isn't
it?
That's my experience. The doctor
kept mine painfully stretched for five or
six weeks and then pulled it for a hun
dred dollars.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-16
An Iusuperable Obstacle.

I could not think of becoming an
American my dear, said Aguinaldo to
his wife, between jumps.
No, love.
OF course not. Think of waiting until
the 1st Of April to move!-Pittsburg
Chronicle Telegraph.