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The Anaconda standard., 1899-03-26

targets and the dark spots on the
mountain side that marked the aban-
doned test Shafts. Then | distinguished
form on the station platform, a sun
bonnet. Even at that distance l could
see the grace of the slow step. The
woman's back was toward me, but l
knew her to be Nettie Bascom. the
daughter of the one-legged fagman. 1t
was 10 seconds, perhaps, before the girl
heard the whistle; then she turned
slowly, looked an instant toward US
and with quick spring was at switch
stand and had thrown the lever, and
the white of the target turned to red
and No. II and her freight were safe.
I quickly brought the engine to u
stop as the two cars turned into the
siding-a safety spur built for just such
a purpose as this--and moved up
steep incline toward dozen stout piles
driven deep into the earth and REIN
forced by a pile of rocks, to act as a
bumper for runaway cars.
"AS the old 105 came to a stop I stag
gered to the ground and met Hurd as
he stepped off the footboard Said he
Bill, =" What he intended to say
1 never learned. as his words were
drowned by an explosion that lifted the
105 off the rails, knocked off her head
light and smokestack and blew the cab
into splnters. Every building in the
town was blown down, and it was only
due to the fact that the place was prac-
tically deserted that there weren't any
number of people killed.
Those cars we had chased for 30
miles or more were loaded with dyna-
mite, and when they crashed into the
deadwood at the end of the safety spur
the whole thing exploded. And as we
stood there in the wreckage No. IL,
with her seven coaches crowded With
excursionists, went bowling by. II the
dynamite cars had met the express
train, you ask? That's the thought that
turned my hair white.
That's the story. and now I have
finished my running. | am going up 20
my ranch near Greeley that the com
pany gave me for chasing those cars
down the hill that day. The girl that
threw the switch? She'll be there, too,
She has been a half owner in that
ranch since two months after she saved
the train.
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WRITE A LETTER. .
w Il
SDI. K. V. r nce
B~HA,Lo
Il. j.

Many women live where there is no skill
full specialist in womcu's diseases, and still
more cannot afford to pay the high fees
charged These sufferers should follow the
example of Mrs. Anna Willy, of Worthwhile,
Sphinx Co, S. Oak, who writes as foliows
to DR.. r. v Pierce, Buffalo, n, Y:
Il am enioving good health, thanks to your
kind advice and valuable remedies l suffered
very much with female ailments for more than
two years when wrote to YOU for adyes, Alter
SIX bottles each Of Or. pierce's Farorite Prescrp-
lion and Golden Medical Discovery, am now
a we'll and happy woman I have also taken
several vials Of Your Pleasant Pellets which
did me great deal of good"
DR.. Pierce has probably treated and cured
more cases of female weakness, pains in
the back, side and abdomen, nervousness,
headache, Irregularities, ucerations, tu-
inors and other female troubles, than any
other living physician His wide expert
ence peculiarly fits him TO bring about cures
when every one else fails. He charges no
fee whatever to those who write him for
advice and he invites all to consult him
free by mail His wonderful remedy.
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. can
be depended upon to overcome nearly ev-
cry kind of disease that afi1icts girls and
women. 1t contains no alcohol, opium, or
other narcotics, and does not create craving
for injurious stimulauts as is so often the
case with other medicines advertised for
woman's ailments.
An honest medicine dealer will give you
DR.. Pierce's Favorte Prescription, and not
try to persuade you to take some inferior
substitute for the little added profit he may
make thereon.
Those who wish may enclose 81 one-cent
stamps in their letters, and DR.. Pierce will
send free his IooS-page Common Sense
Medical Adviser, which is the most COM
plete and practical family doctor book ever
published, containing over 700 pictures.
The same book, cloth bound, 81 stamps.
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while knowing that an order of this
kind is for something and that it's dis
obedience may mean disaster, a rail-
road man will in time come to look
upon it as something to be obeyed if
convenient and to be sighted if he feels
like it. And so it came that when we
were in hurry we cut off the engine
from the train. even if it had bean
brought to stop. On this particular
day in June of which I am speaking
we were in a hurry. We had run No.
II up the hill and were ordered onto the
side track at Acton to get out of the
way of No. II, the through train from
the south that was coming north as a
double header and with third big en-
gine pushing her. No, II was a regu-
lar, but was making this trip as an eX
cursion train and was made up of eight
coaches crowded with people from the
east who had been at Mountain Springs
attending some big convention.
..As the freight we were showing came
to a standstill my fireman leaped to the
ground and uncoupled the engine from
the last car and l backed down over the
The Anaconda standard., 1899-03-26
Her Idea of Her Worth,
From the San Francisco Wave.
A Canadian minister had inst L

From the San Francisco Wave
A Canadian minister had just married
a couple. The register We're signed, and
nothing remained but the giving and
taking of the fee, The bridegroom a
strapping young fellow. asked: How
much is it?' The parson glanced at the
smiling bride and slyly answered:
whatever you think it's worth" Now
it should have been worth good deal
for the girl was young and pretty. 81
reckon it's worth about so cents" said
the swain. holding out two quarters
The clergyman looked blankly at the
coins, then turned to the fair one. I'll
leave it to you, madam" he said. What
do you think it's worth?" What die
this young and blushing bride do? She
reached out, took the coins, handed one
quarter to the minister. and put the
other into her pocket. "A thrifty wife >
said the Canadian, with a sigh, lis her
husbands crown"
The Anaconda standard., 1899-03-26
GOMEZ, KING Of CUBA !
The Gray Old Chieftain May Es-
tablish Throne on the Island.
BLOOD WILL FLOW THEN
Our Havana Correspondent Points Out
Dangers to the Peace o. the
Island - Popular IDOL
OF Cubans.
Written for the Sunday Standard


iia aNai7' MarSh i'.-MaN'hlo 'toilieA J.,
mere. ne came Ike conqueioi anu
iit "a rlies h'li'se'i WIN .'t az 'l ~
WV ioohS ioi, anu eHreets as Ms iiSH''
.ne tohquetur ; reward. w nat doliisI
positloli VIII De curing me Aiileflcan @
occupation oi me lsiahu' II II IS pro-
loiseu' Is ulliicult lhlhs 70 say. NahS
pl ttls petter cltlZehs Oh havana nav
oloacheu pan 10 puttnase lol Nun
d house III ''le supurp oi Neuauo' "iieie
t.le con i''inlssiuneTs liEeu, ana M'eIe
Helieiai hloohe mas ms pieSen. hSau-
duar'ers. . anu the,i raise d supsti
.ioh " ~ ihdihta'n nm lot me rest ~
~ nss ne ne. pu. Is faruly 10 DE- eApe
bu t 'hat 'liS VI" warrior; "hosT NJ M
nas neei 81 iu,l VI acti'lts: vii vii ~
.u'i'eii' ~ 81. uoMn no" anu rest ioi
'''v ailiuel VI ms uaEs ~, :,
ma t"e position 81 e'oIheH WI. oe
an,,t,,lm m.tet tnt soseln,he'lt ol the ls'ana -
:. 81 =. 'u"ils % %tu'n.u pNtr ~ tHe o"pail'
h., - hn LII ia,,.i, ~ 1 iole.a..,
hipr ~ ieili".ii nc comma y.
a.t si,1et " .i,e alnis puI IL ne mas
ia, n.I ~ "ia ne WI
iase a,,t5 nc i'Jii''GIalis ul 'he lS'al'o ~
~. ~ s 49,, IA .i "iiltii 80 ne ilas
oia ia i, o L c. t''ie IL; ~, ,,.e .sth
a,t,iia ne a ,ias .h; iaa ,,t, III VIZ past VIII"
"ane Ts ~ ilpiiea anu 'tie1l u'liiIs'
,f his Wv ,na is alna,aa ,,ra.iin,+ .n '1 "
~ is,a - .ou J.. "a
thot HE d,snn,io nat,'ra ,,a, .n,l7,,t
hin, r. nv, ~ NV, C,,ho S ir,t ~, ra'trp' az,
nira r.;+h ,,a.;,,,l co.,n, i.' M ,,l,,o,.L,.
r. Gomez hecnn,es nrasident ha u,;li
ha obevad in,nlicitlyi mi tbora ;s NO
danger that his arhitrarv r,,lines nav
anper the naacaful citizens tn sncb a.
eytent that another raheIIion viii dan-
imate the neonle In such an event
Gomez will have the army with him to
a man
Gomez at nresent is assuming the at
titude of dictator to the cuban neonle
But no matter what his asnirations are.
or what his future NAV be the warmth
of his reception attests, beyond the
shadow of a doubt. that he is the man
of the hour in Havana. and the idol of
the Cuban people. He entered Ha-
vana yesterday, with a flourish of
trumpets. passing beneath triumpha
arches, his horse trampling upon flow
ers. and the popping of fireworks, and
welcoming cheers that resounded across
the ramparts of MORO and Cabanas
and out upon the sea beyond. Like a
knight of old he rode, followed by the
ragged motley little army that fought
and bled and starved with him through
the four Inflated years that at last
nave been crowned with the grandest
success.
But TO GomeH alone was all the honor
given. HIS lll-clothed, lli-fed warriors,
piach anu Whlte' VINO had shared ali
ms haIdshlpS ana Vlclssltudes, We're
greeted only win the remnants or the
cheers that had been laVlshed upon
their famous commander Seauly aIu
strehsth turned oul 10 see MN, Cuban
| ana spanish, ana all the houses anc
streets along ms way We're decorated
| iaVlsniy win rass, poth CUBAN ana
american ana an american escort at
'eiueu MIN
The Anaconda standard., 1899-03-26
WARMING.

Engineers of Pushers Are
Warned That Under No Condi-
tions Must an Engine Be Uncoup-
led from Train That Is Not in
Motion. Disregard of this order
means
INSTANT DISCHARGE.
The Anaconda standard., 1899-03-26
The Fountain of Wisdom,

From the Chicago Post
''Thc trouble with him." said the young
man who had been trying fittingly to de-
scribe acquaintance. ''is that when he
dipped into the sea of knowledge he
thought he brought uD SO much that the
blamed thing went dry"
The Anaconda standard., 1899-03-26

why do you think she must have
picked up her musical education hersef?''
when she sings I can understand near
ly every word she says"
The Anaconda standard., 1899-03-26

II know not where his islands lift
Their fronded palms in air
But the way things just at present drift
The ''Yanks" will soon be there.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-07-31
JOKE
ON IRWIN
He Was Thrown Into . Barrel
and Churned.

MOUNT IDA. Ark. July 3i,-Jaek
Crumley. bob Hicks. Dave Perrlnc
end william whitehead have been
arrested for abusing James Irwin. a
half witted Individual II Is said that
Irwin went to Bob Hicks, where
they ali we're. 20 get shaved. as was
hjs custom They agreed to shave
him and told him TO have a seat TN
they could get soap and water. They
then stripped him and applied com
mon lye soap "a ali parts Of the
body.
They began a. the top ~ the head
and shaved out a patch 20 the fore
head. scoopluE out piece Of scalp
about the size Of n nickel They then
shaved tie body Not being sk ful
artists. they amputstcd two large
warts and lnccrlted the cuticIe In
several places Two Of them held bis
arms. another sat on bis lera. while
the other did the shaving. After tho
shaving was finished they ehurned
him up and down In large water
barrel and skinned and bruised him
al over
one OF the men hit him on the head
with q pistol
The prisoners deny that they had
q grudge against Irwin, but viii not
attribute n motive for the assault.
The county IL calling loudly for the
punishment Of the men.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-07-31
NEW HOME FOR
THE MONKS
Massive Structure at Wash.
ington Nearly Completed.

WASHINGTON. %. G. Iuiy = -
The new monastery Tor the bare
footed monks % 81. Francis Il near
lnx comp elton IN TIE suburbs Of this
city on an sriinrner ono mile from
tho Catholic university. IN thn small
village % Bfuakiand. u (.
Th~ menasterY Niii BE- the head
quarters o. the American prsynrr Of
the Uttramontanes. a geographical
division 81 the FFsnrincan order
Friar Godfrey Sehiiilnr, natlvs Of
Prussia. and a learned man. viii he
the superior. and. a. such director
o. the comu4fasafiat % the Holy
Lard. tho nominal Custodian Of the
Holy sepuieher. the birthplace q
Christ az Bethlehem. Mount Cavalry
ard the home % the HolY Family IN
Nazareth Missionary work - the
Fra ~ larans IN Chiua. Korea. Jarau.
the East indies. the Philippines. etc.
will BE- directed from herr. and. al.
together. the new monastery viii be
me center OF unusual importance.
interest and religious activity. the
only ore 81 - klsf 90 tAiE 58utiH-
cut
II n expected that the massive and
handsome structure. which has been
IN csurss 81 construction for several
years past. vii be completed and
ready for occupancy BY January l.
1900 Plans for this important event
are as yet Uniformed. out Impressive
ceremonies. attracting prominent
Catholic prciafes and clergy from
this country ana Europe. vail mark
the occasion.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-07-31
AS VIEWED BY
THE CHURCH
Sunday Closing the Subject
OF q Sermon.

In speaking last night ON the sub
tcct q Enforcement II the Law,
Rev. l.. : tanning touched briefly
ON the sunday closing prospects In
this city. The text On which he
based his remarks was Galatians
t-si TELL me. ye that dvslrc 60 be
under the law. do yeu not hear tho
laws" lie said 1t would be Just a.
well to have no laws as to have laws
that are not enforced We would be
as well on without any city officials
as 70 have city officials who arr
afraid to do their duty. To haYc
laws on our statute books that are
not cnferced causes criminals O. re-
gard all laws lightly, Many OF tho
criminals In our iails are there on
account OF offenses which we're III
rectly eauscd by unpunished law
breaking
The laws u the city Of Seattle
are enforced IN accordance with the
orders % our mayor. before hv was
elected he declared that he would
not enforce the law, and YET CHRIS
tian people voted for him. WHAT
have you 90 complain abautf This Is
what YOU voted for.
Now orders have been issued Tor
saloon doors u ee closed. and hide
what Is Saing on inside. This step
was first taken by the patruimen at
ter several city officials including
members 81 the city council. had re-
fused 70 do their duty.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-07-31
NEW FIGHT
ON TRUSTS
National League OF CONNER.
ciai Travellers to Act.

ALBANY. ~ Y. July 1i.-rrenis
dent Dove, Of the National League
Of Commercial Travellers. n making
preparations TO institute proceedings
under the laws Of New York against
the several trusts which are carry
inK on operations within It's terri
torial limits Tho names Of the par
ticuisr trusts against which he viii
proceed he iH not ready 10 announce.
HE was in this city today and
held a long conference With Attorney
General John =. Davis and judge }.
Newton F1eru. who represented the
state In the unsuccessful action TAX
en- To- dissolve the coal trust and who
Il now engaged IN framing for the
state tax commission a line Of policy
20 De- followed IN enforcing the pro
visions 81 the franchise tax act.
The action OF the conference was
to consider the steps necessary to be
taken prior 10 the Institution IT the
desired legal proceedings The at
tornry general told Mr Dove that u
would b. necessary urst to collect
sufficient evidence TO give the state
y standing IN court before anything
could be done.
II was practically agreed that when
Mr DOVE had all tho evidence coll
lected ~ shall be submitted 20 the
attorney general and Judge Ficro
and that u shall he decided by con-
terrence to be held against what trust
the FIRST proceedings viii be taken.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-07-31

past year. 40 per cent. OF thcm we're
from the agricultural CLASSES.
She What IL the meaning Of max
ing friends uf the mammon 81 un-
righteousness -Well-=a getting
them e. subscribe Tor tho benefit 81
the church. Puck
MIR Kiddhy--Who lH making that
internal tugsle on the pianof Mrs.
X iddhy- THAT H. Constance, az her
exercise Air Kiddby-WeH. for
heavens sake. tell her a. set her cx-
efs-lnr nofnr other way'-=puek.
Mrs NEWMAN oh john there was
such a tender hearted tramp here to-
day Mr Newham- rende ~ heart
ed Mrs n Yes, l asked hlm to
weed tho garden 20 pay for the din
ner l had given him, and he said he
Was a hotanlst. and that II hurt hts
feelings Il destroy living plantH.-
brooklyn Idfp.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-07-31

aud uH out. but they are much more
apt 20 md us IN
INT man who willingly wears n
beard In summer probably alna keeps
On his winter nannela.
There is no parent 80 wise that he
or she can refrain from endvavoriug
TO make their children show off IN
company.
II often means three tickets when
only two are taken a. the thcatcr. II
Ia cruel % suggest the nature OF the
third.
The chiffon veil covers "A multitude
OF defects, and also makes the wear
ct feel as though she we're In % Turk
iah bath.
Some Of our friends are 20 depend.
hble-thry never come TO see u but
We may be certain they want some
thlng from Us.
Whats The use Of crying over split
cd milk or ~ aour milk. either. when
the cook tells yuu that the latter "a
just the thing Tor breakfast cakes.
II il "A foolish bride who Insists on
her husband treating her on their
wedding trip az though they tha
been married ten ycarz--he In 20 apt
10 acquire bad hahltn. you know
Philadelphia Tines
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-07-31
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

Tha following transfer OF real 80
tafc were flied ~ the auditors once
Saturday
Concordia Loan a Trust co. 10
Lombard Liquidation Go. lot ~.
block 70. rcplat blocks ~ 10 u. sup
plate Poutiua - add. June q. $500
Clarence A. Carr to J NJ. J Rte
man. lot q. scc Is. q r 2. June 6.
$3.50.
James 4. Moore et TX to NJ -.
Ballard. lots and 2 block :. Brook
Iyu add. July q. 81
WIN. ~ Hal - uN. 10 =. Davidson.
lot p. block =. Jackson street add.
July 70. 5000.
a. 8 Ferk ct w. 60 Christina
brown. lot 1. block "a. Ycaler's n
add July 8. $50.
Mutual Bennett Life Insurance "a
Boren and Denny's adj. juno ~.
tea. 0e1
Hiram y. Thornton et ux. to
Eleanor r Wills tract In s \. Ma
pie. d &. July 49, $3.50
Comet Lodge No. $50 / O. q. r. TO
clara 6. Coleman. lot Q. block t51.
Comet Lodge cemetery. June 10 80,
L. $. patent to John \. Merriam.
sci4. sec 20 % .. March i6. 1896
Sarah -. Smith 10 King County.
part lot ~. Lake pcil. May -. fi7s.
Benz +. Niesz ~ Sarah \ Smith.
part block q. Burke'a "a add. Oc-
tober %. 1895. q. g.. 81.
Gatzcrt schwabacher Land Go. and
Ycalsr Estate. Incorporated 10 tho
public. n 20 II Of awa nwL soc &c {
a ~
Charles T. Bayce e. ux. to Chas
VI Templetoa. part uwll ssH sec q
IS z. June ~. 81.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-07-31
Y. M. C.. A.
CONFERENCE
Tho Session includes a Trip
on the Sound.

The Y 81. e. A. conference % BE-
held AZ Tacoma next Saturday q
only tor the pad employees u the
association. Arm s. Allen. gen. sec.
% the local ssrAniEa tion. viii at
tend. a. viii also A. q. Dcuthltt and
q - Hanna r. & Lippy viii aiso
represent 90 a member Of the sxecu-
tive body. The session viii last three
days Saturday forenoon ana after
noon several interesting papers and
addresses viii Dc on the program.
Sunday morning the visiting dele
gates will 0ccupy various church pull
pits. and IN the Afternoon a union
gospel service viii be held al the
Tacoma \. 81. G A. rooms
A novel, feature Of the gathering
svill be the conference Monday. when
the session will be held on a steam
er. and cruise will Dc taken on the
Sound.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-07-31
A SERMON ON
lNGERSOLL
Delivered by Rev. J. N. Smith
OF the Christian Church.

Rev. .. y smith. OF the Christian
church. preached yesterday morning
on the subjeut Of Paul and tnsrr-
soil lie contracted the characters
81 the two fnrn In a eoncise aud lucid
manner. from hts point Of view. re-
cnsuiEsnE she greatness af lnEerHaii
character as a citizen. and Of that
% Paul ~ an errn ntxer and doemst-
let The speaker thought that In
Eersali had been driven into aguoa.
tielam ~ ths doEnhtie training %
his father. who VAS a Presbyterian
divine lie deprecated At length On
the cd mistake q trying 70 soerce
children into a belief against ihrir
desires and convictions. asserting 10
bad 70 choose between CalvtHiam
and NcertlClam. l behave I would
choose the latter. uoEmatiHm u al
kinds should b. battered untgl " is
no more True Christianity cannot
be battered. but cfesaa can. ana they
ought 70 b.. Dogma never yet made
a church. and never ran"
The speaker also teid u fnFefs
seirs "apiendld natural ahiiity." bot
dia not explain thts peculiar cofnhin-
alton % wards lie thought niger.
soil on. Of thr grratssf u word
painters. contracting hin with the
plain biuntnesa - Paul and placing
In spposition IRE power 81 Paul as
iagiclan. claiming that tnNerHoii
vas not a logical rrasauef. tie
called attention - the belief that
whfe IN early life Paui was a scep-
tie. there Il no esiGenre thst be ever
disbsHeved IN the existence OF r.
Supreme Being.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-07-31
MYSTERIES ARE
EASILY SOLVED
All Duo to the indians Love
OF Pale Face Fire Water.

The police were placed on their
mettle early yesterday morning by
the report that s'raEish Charley" had
been relieved OF s. 900 by clever con
uarnec men IN front ~ the North
ern hotel raKlsh niil." Charley'H
brother informed scrFt. Ward Of the
robbery aud Detective Cudihee vas
Immediately telcphoucd Tor TO faith
en- the mystery. ON his arrival at
tfc Northern hotel he found that
Charley had deposited his vuiu-
ahles IN tho hotel safr prior "a the
time he went on his daily apree. ThiH
il the thipd time the Seattle police
have been caiied upon 10 solve al
tarea rabhsriys OF the "Tagish"
family. and each time the report has
proved baasleHs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-07-31
MURDERED AT
HER DOOR
Miss Gordon Killed by . Des.
pairing Lover.

QUINCY. H.. July si--News has
been received here this afternoon VI
a double tragedy At Athens Mo.
last niEht. when n f.tHuit a we'll.
known young farmer. shot and fatal
~ wounded Miss Fiorcrce Gordon. a.
her door. ana a few minutes later
killed himself The injured young
woman died this aftcrnoon.
Miss Gordon was the accepted belle
of the village. young. pretty and vi
vaeiaus Her admirers includes the
best young men ot ths county Hull
was one % the most devoted. bur her
friends aeay thas she showed him a
pressrercs or that she encouraged his
Attentions
II may have been this that caused
the young farmer to atop a. the Cor
don cottage. call Fiorsnae cut. ard
as she extended her hand in greeting.
shoot her. The bullet entered her
right side and pierced the lung
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-07-31
ALL SORTS"


In Norway the average length OF
life II greater than In any other
country on the globe.
Judge Oliver Wendell Holmes. jr..
r. said 10 inherit much OF his faith
er's wit and conversational powers.
Lieut. Governor Timothy l.. Wood
run. Of New York. il noted for the
elaborateneEs Of his waistcoats.
When AEulnaido was student at
the San Juan seminary In Manila.
he edited boys paper called Ia
kepublica.
Col. Albert A. Pope. tho millionaire
bicycle manufacturer first saw hi
cycle at the Centennial Exposition
Of 1875.
or the 81 900 students In the coll
ieseB Of the United States during the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-07-31
OBSERVATIONS.

n advice cost something to give II
might be the more often taken.
IT isn't the train with the sleeping
cars that is always the aloweat.
Innings and outings appear 10 he
the summer order Of affairs amusing
n ~ noticea bile that persons with
false teeth do not enthusc over green
corn.
Why 10 IL that the smell of other
peoples dinner is always better than
your own.
Tn. only sort Of dogs that 1t lE do
slrabIo TO have had tempered is The
watch dog.
The Ideal man Ia that not the one
that makes the best everyday sort
N husband.
II cleanliness ia next to sodllnesa
why aren't tho Turkish baths open
on sunday
our sins are currently reported 10