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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-12-06
BUILDING AND REALTY.

There was conveyed TO L. b. Wioks
by warranty deed yesterday three par
GELS Of real estate. situated at the cor.
ner Of Third South and Fourth West
streets. The three pieces are each
described as part Of lot 4. block G.. plat
A. and are among the original lots
purchased by Mr.. Wicks for the rail-
road companies early in the summer
when the union depot site was decided
upon. The grantor Of one parcel, 2lkxlO
rods. Is Matte Durnheld. Of Denver,
and the consideration is 1880. An
other parcel OF the same dimensions
is decided By Emma H. Mclinnes for
$1,000 and the third is by Elizabeth
Chamberlain ct al, i5skxs2i1 feet for
$4,000.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-12-06

Charles Van Alstine has conveyed 10
John c. Lynch and William ]. Halloran
for $1,000 and subject 20 trust deed
Of $500, part OF lot 2. block "a, plat b,
being l0x5 rods al corner OF Second
South and Seventh East streets.
The deed conveying the Main street
property OF the $. $. Walker Estate
Company. recently sold to w. H. II.
spafford for $4,000 by w. f. Hubbard
4 Co.. has been filed for record The
frontage is forty-six feet. two inches.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-12-06

London. Dec. Ga bsdget OF news
from Ladysmith, which arrived today,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
Catarrh and Nervousness.

A nervous person nearly always has
catarrh. Catarrh is one of the ways in
which depressed condition Of the nervous
system shows itself. Catarrhal people are
soon made nervous. The relation between
chronic catarrh and nervous debility is mosl
intimate.
Catarrh is chronic congestion of some
mucous membrane. The nerves, which
should guard the mucous membrane against
congestion, are depressed and their func-
ton partly Destroyed The nerves that
should control the circulation in the mucous
membrane are called the vasa-motor system
of nerves. Depression of the general ner-
yous system soon leads TO depression of the
vasa-mOtor system. Depression of the vasa-
motor system of nerves at once causes
chronic cataTrh.
Any remedy to effect a radical cure of
chronic catarrh must operate directly
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
The Remedy.

The late Henry Reeve, for many years
leader writer of the London Times, was
dining one night at house where the
other guests included Macaulay and sgd
ney Smith. Macaulay was at that time
laying society waste with his water
spouts OF talk At length, dinner being
over, Sydney Smith, Reeve and few
others went away by themselves and inn
Ihedlately got OF the overpowering sub
Ject Of Macauiay. He confounds solilo-
Guy and colloquy." said Reeve. He is q
book in breeches..' Smith declared. The
very worst feature IN Macaulays charac-
ter is his appalling memory" said Reeve
AYE, indeed, said Sydney Smith, why
he could repeat the whole History of the
Nirtuous Blue-Coat Boy, in three vol
umes, post Syo, without Il slip" After
a pause, as if Of consideration, the witty
divine added: He should take two table
spOonfuls of the waters of Lethe every
morning to correct his retentive powers
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
WRONG GUEST; RIGHT MAN.
EN- barrassing Situation Ends in Il
Romantic Marriage.


Facts are sometimes more interesting
as well as stranger than fiction. a mod
ern Boston marriage recently resulted
from combination of romantic circum-
stances that make the ordinary society
novel dull, stale and improbable.
IL IS not often q real romance IS at
tacned TO the modern marriage, but there
can De such a remarkable combination,
for IT has occurred in all places of the
WOrld-1n this very town. Less than q
year ago a swell young bachelor, break
fasting at his club, began reading his
morning mail. which a servant consider
ately brought in with his first course.
Among various invitations was one for
a dinner party in a fashionable suburb,
but the hostess name was utterly I'M
known to the recipient. Who could this
lady be? Had he ever seen her? No, he
thought not, yet the note was Gu regle
and the address all right, so, fearing to
make blunder, the young gentleman
said 1t was better to accept than to Of
fend someone whom he had probably met
IN his various WanderlngS and he would
so. The night of the dinner he there
fore presented himself at the house des-
lgnated, but only to find his hosts utter
strangers and they equally surprised to
see a gentleman who had not been invit-
ed. "A few explanations followed, to the
mutual amusement of guest and host,
for it seems the note of acceptance had
puzzled the latter quite as much as the
invitation had the guest. But, as it
pleasantly. turned out, both were soon
in possession of those clues TO common
acquaintance by which the elect of Bos-
ton society hang together, and the
wrong" guest was cordially given the
prettiest girl in the party and who hap
pened to be the hostess niece to take out
to dinner The acquaintance thus be-
gun in an anti-Bostonese fashion was
continued through the summer and when
a few weeks ago a charming wedding
took place with this young man and
young lady for chief actors, the conven-
ton and unwritten Brahminical rules of
Boston society received a shock that did
them heap of good. Fate sometimes
resorts to devious ways to bring true
hearts together and, in spite of it being
a selfish, practical age, romance still
HOuriSheS in it
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
SDain'S Only Chance.

SPANS need OF regeneration has found
an echo in ''Nord ind Sud" which states
that such regeneration can be secured
only by the enrichening of her impover
ished blood through the marriage of
Spaniards with SaXons, TeutonS and
Slavs ''Nord ind Sud- is perhaps in
error. That sort of thing has been go
ing on for some time past In South Amer
lea, the result being that apart from
Chilli and Peru there are there precious
few pure Spaniards left. Then, too,
while in several of our sister republics
the girls are alarmingly pretty, and while
on the peninsula there are plenty more
whom it is as we'll st. Anthony never
met, and while they are all charming to
look at and still more charming to talk
with, yet, through Il dispensatiOn of
Providence it may be, they are not fitted
to be the wives OF any save men OF the
latin race. 1t is the same thing with
their brothers. The Latter exhibit in pub
lie the courtesy of Chesterfield cC.npli-
Gated, however, with the pleasantries Of
Sykes at home. They are not suited,
either, to contract alliances abroad.
What is more, they rarely do. SPANS
regeneration will not come through any
change in their ways. Those ways are
so inveterate, they are at once so old,
SO narrow, and have been so continuous,
that the vigor of 4 nation has been
Slapped. That which induced her rise
has caused her fall. In her aDogee were
the elements of her decadence. That is
in the order of things, and in accord
Gnce, too with the philosophy of history
Her regeneration, should it be brought
about, must be preceded by the rupture
of an aneurism. There must be a fu-
sion, not Of her people with others but
of her lands. This process the next Eu-
ropean war will, we assume, inaugurate
Golfers Weekly.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an inflamed condition Of the mu-
couS lining of the EuStachian Tube. When
TINS tube gets infiamed you have O rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing ana when it is
entirely closed Deafness is the result, and
unless the intiamma ton can be taken out
ana this tube restored to it's normal condi-
tlon, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out Of ten are caused by catarrh,
Which is nothing but an inlamed condition
OF the mucous surfaces
We will give Que Hundred Dollars for
any. case of Deafness Caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Hairs Catarrh
cure. Send for circulars free
+. ]. CHENEY & Co., Toledo O.
Efg~SOld by DRUGGISTS r5c
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
To Clean Aluminium Cooking Utensils

Into the better class of kitchens alum
mum utensils are rapidly making their
way, as cooking in these becomes a
pleasure, and not task. They are
wonderfully light to lift, heat through
in about half the time required for or
binary utensils, and preserve a dainty
cleanliness and brightness if well cared
for. The process Of cleaning is simple
in the extreme. When finished with,
rinse the vessel out with warm water,
wipe out with q kitchen towel and rub
with Il rough flannel. This silvery metal
turns black under the action of soda. SO
servants should be warned never to use
it for cleaning aluminium Eessels
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
Official Kisses,

The official kiss IS not exclusively a
masculine prerogative. There are times
when court etiquette demands that wom-
en-, too, shall kiss. On the occasion Of
the Crown Prince of Greece's wedding
the bride, Princess Sophie of Prussia
the kaisers sister, was obliged to be-
stow no fewer than 100 kisses. The
King of Greece received three kisses, so
did his Queen, so did the Empress Fred
erick and the King and Queen of Den
mark and Kaiser William and the En-
press, while all the princes and prin-
cesseS present received one kiss apiece.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
On His Dignity.

ur-year-old Bobbie made his first
long journey the other day. It was to
Boston and back, and it lasted twenty
four hours. They had to take two trains
to get there and stayed all night at a
big, strange hotel, where the negro wait
ers were such a novelty to Bobbie that
he fixed all his attention upon the black
skinned ServitOrs. He returned home
the weight of his travels upon him and
full of superiority toward all men
"Well, girls, he said, patronizingly, with
a fatherly embrace of his 2-year-old sis
ter, does she member me?''-Proyidencc
Journal
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
Oats-21 1-2 Inches Long.

The Dat maryel-what will 100000 such
long heads per acre wei@h? 1896 lbs
$50 Bushels! Such yield pays big!
Cut this notice out and send 10 cents
postage to JOHN y. SALZER SEED
COMPANY, LA CROSSE, WIS. and
get their great catalogue and 10 Farm
Seed Samples free; including Bromus In
ermls, the greatest grass on earth. Pota-
toes Sl20 q Bbl
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
LIN Winter Use Athens Foot-E,ase.

\ powder to be shaken into the shoes.
During winter your feet feel uncomfort-
able, nervous. and often cold and damp.
If you have perspiring. smarting feet or
tight shoes, try ALIENS FOOT-EASE
1t warns and rests the feet and makes
walking easy Cures swollen and sweat
ing feet, blisters 9nd callous spots. Re-
lieves corns and bunions of ali pain and
is certain cure for ChilblSins and Frost
bites. Try it today Sold by all drug
gists and shoe stores for 25c. Trial
package mailed FREE. Address, Allen
S. Olmstead, lie Roy, n Y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
Wild Rush of Diamond Miners.

wild rush of miners is reported at
-Nullag CINE, Australia where diamonds have
been discovered, and it is feared that many
will lose their lives in the struggle. In this
country the rush for gain is causing men to
break down in health. Nervousness and
general debility are the symptoms which
Hostetter's Stomach BitterS Will cure.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

bloated and l was constantly weak and
trembling. l consulted several physicians,
who treated me without doing me any good.
had almost given up in despair when
heard Of Pe-ru-na. It was about six years
ago that first took Peru-na. | found it an
immediate relief to all my disl agreeable
symptoms. 1t is the only medicine that has
ever been OF any use to me-"
Dr. Hartman's latest book, entitled Win
ter Catarrh,' sent free. Address The
Pe-ru-na Drug Manufacturing COMPANY
Columbus, Ohio
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
What Do the Children Drink?

Don't give them tea or coffee. Have
you tried the new food drink called
GRAIN-O? Il is delicious and noursh
ing. and takes the place of coffee The
more Grain-O you give the children the
more health rou distribute through their
systems. Grain-O is made of pure grains,
and when properly prepared tastes like
the choice grades of coffee, but costs
about Il as much. All grocers sell it. 15c
and 05c
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

The present winters snowfall in the
Black Hills has been the greatest in
several years. Notwithstanding this,
Belle Fourchc river is dry for several
miles above Redwater river. This has
not occurred before in the history of the
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

"A 1ankton county farmer recently
sOwed considerable wheat upon fall
blowing, and while many are skeptical as
to the wisdom of so early sowing, he is
of the opinion that the remainder of the
winter will be mild and that wheat sown
in January will yield bountifully.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

CT fifteen years
] have been sub
ject TO nervous
d y 5 p e p S i Il. i
w o u | d h Il Y G
spells Of CULVER
ing in my st0n-
ach, with snOth-
e erin . feelings.
| was suffering
fr 0 N w h a t is
called nervous
prostrat ton. My
S t o N n C h felt
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

The British steamship Grangewood
ran out of coal when 300 miles from
Halifax, and in order to reach port used
her cargo of beet sugar for fuel. The
sugar was worth $50 a ton.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
). Hartman, Columbus. Ohio

Or. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio:
Dear Sir-The bottle of Pe-ru-na at hand.
1t is splendid and NEST invigOrating; re-
freshing to the nerves and brain. 1t is one
Of the best tonics l have ever used 1t
makes me feel like a new man Yours sin
cerey, X. b. Manteil.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
Like the Indians

Mrs. Creepe-~But there are some
good filipinos, colonel; don't you think %
Col. Rip Gust back from Manila)-
oh, yes. Our troops buried 500 or 600
of them the other day.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

The lower house Of the Wyoming
Legislature has passed a bill appropri-
ating $4,000 to pay bounties of 81 on
wolves and 81 on coyotes killed in that
state during the coming two years.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
Make Sure.

There have been years of misery SUI
fered from little nerve because st.
Jacobs Oil was not used to cure neural
gia, which affected it. Make sure and
don't wait
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
Lanes Family Medicine.

Moves the bowels each day. In order
to be healthy this is necessary. Acts
gently on the liver and Kidneys Cures
sick heada che. Price. % and SOC.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

through the nerves, invigorat.ng the mucous
circulation.
Mrs. c.. c.. Filler, of 134R South Fourth
street, Columbus, o.. writes: For ten
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

Mrs. WinsEOw's SOOTHING SYRUP Tor children
teething, sotens the gums reduces inflammation
allays pain cures wind collie. &c bottle
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

PLEASANT, WHOLESOME, SPEEDY Three adiectiyes
that apply to HALES HONEY OF HoREHoUND AND TAR
Pixies TooTIIACHE DROPS Cure i'll one Minute
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

M. Marks, an Australian expert di-
rect from Dawson, places the output Of
the Klondikc at $19000,0O0 this year.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

Kipiingesque.-The keen-eyed street
urchin espied the great writer as he
landed from the boat. Stepping forward
briskly he touched his hat, and pointing
to the heavy valise in Rudyards hand
smilingly remarked: Let me assume
the white mans burdenY' The great
Kipling looked down on the blue eyes of
the eager urchin. My boy" he said in
even tones, "a burden the hand is
worth two in the bush.' And the boy
passed 0n.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

Snowbound Snawley Gin deep disgust
HAS it come to dis dat yer are round
wild a saw on yer shoulder loolIin' fer
work.
Foxy Feeny Gnjured)-" wrong me-
pard; I'm lookin' fer food, an de saw
see, I allus avoid yards w'ot hev wood
piles, an whenever I'm cornered an Of
fered job AK SO much fer me services
dat no one will hire me."-Judge,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

The Blue lead at Dutch Flat Cal.
has been found again after being lost
trace of for many years.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

Spain has 1927 iron mines, 461 coal
and 81 lead and silver mines
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

WANTED.-Case OF bad health that R.T.P-AN's will
not benefit. Send cents to RIpans Chemical Co
New York for 10 samples and 1000 testimonial.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
10 Cure Il Cold

10 Cure Il Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. AL
druggists refund the money if it fails to cure.
25c. The genuine has L. b. O. on each tablet
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

The town of Sand Point. Idaho, has
been swept by fire. The loss is est
mated at $4,000.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

believe my prompt use of Piso's Cure
prevented quick consumption.-Mr Lucy
Wallace. Marquette. HAS. Dec 10. '05
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
SPINNING WHEEL.
ode OLE GAVIN PONE.'

ChillCns, Is been westigatin-
Faw de Lawd IS done hit brown
Some of dat queer truck dey's eatin'
Up dab in dat mOnSus town.
An Gey's got some Gurus 'cOXions-
Mex yo poor haht tu'n to stone
But deS ) muffin strek my conscience
Ia1k &c
Ole
Gavin
bOne.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

-Prospectors have found gold deposits
in the Colorado desert. near Black lake.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

F. P. Keene, the fnancier, is one Of
the best piano players in the country
He is a good shot and frst-class golfer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

Brains come in all shapes of heads
There is intelligence in all kinds of eyes.
Manners often hide wisdom, says a wri-
ter in the Pittsburg Dispatch: recollect
that once upon a time Mr.. Choate and a
friend were dining in the Revere house,
Boston. sitting at the table with a short,
thick-set gentleman. who had a very
small head. in which were two squirrel
eyes, positively e1pressionless. Ch0ate's
friend could not keep his gaze off the
man. who he imagined was an escaped
Iunatic Finally, when the creature be-
gan to deyOur enormous quantities OF
food he leaned over and whispered to
Choate: WHO do you suppose that poor
fellow can be-" why" said Choate
that is the celebrated Lemuel Shaw,
chief justice of the Supreme court Of
Massachusetts"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

The King Of Italy, although the head
Of one of the greatest Wine-producinc
countries, is almost an abstainer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
New York Tribune.

so your poodle ran away, Miss
Chez YES I'm very sorry now /
didn't have q muff made out of him-as
Jack wanted me to."-Puck.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

HOMES. Con yo' fret an worry
hase yer minnew am cut shawl,
LaWd sdkes, dem fine fiXins berry.
AWftCn don &C as dey ought.
Yes. dey's sweet. but look out TO III
Er iey mex yo' weep an grO&n;
Clean pmn ruin yo' digestum
taW de
Ole
Gavin
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

There is a prosperous but close listed
farmer in the northern part of Kalama-
friends in Detroit when he has little to
do at home. AS his own nephew SAYS,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01
Gavin
I'Opi

An IS thirkin' dat's de trouble
WV Z lots OF fancy ways
Dress up. if yo' haid up pow full
Proud. an some of desc yer days
Fin 20 aim no use faw muffin;
Bettah lef' sech truck alone,
An be sat-Sat' SIZED wiz Stutfin'
AVN de
Ole
Gavin
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01


Alexander Register an old darby of
Mississippi town." on the Kansas City,
kas., level. told his domestic troubles to
Judge Alden recently in Kansas City,
Kas., IN the trial of his suit against his
wife. Gertrude.
Il tell you, boss''-he called the judge
boss"-'there war no living wild dat
woman
What did she do to your
What did she do, boss? She jest
re'ched out her han an knocked me
sprawlin' 'cross de room.''
Then what did you do to her?'
why, boss, l jest got up an went at
ter her.
Did you strike her?'
Deed | did. boss"
Make her teeth rattle?"
Yes right thar, boss
Then what did she do?"
She jes' got up and cle'red out"
Did you ever look for her again?9
What, ne look for dat woman? No.
Ever try to find her and get her to
live with you again"
No sir, boss; | didn't want her to
come back; tells you dar's no libin' With
dat woman"
Then I viii have to refuse divorce
in this case"
The old darlly was thunderstruck. His
disappointment was so great he could
scarcely summon strength enough to hob
BILE out of the courtroom with the aid of
his cane.-Kansas City Star.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

4 printed notice Of the Pioneer club :
the famous women's club of London
reads crriously to American clubw0men.
It is: Gentlemen are not allowed i'll the
smoking room"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

M O NJ Ely M a kES MONEY!
Model business for men or women. Sure road to
success. No capital or experience required. Sit
in your chair at home and make money Enclose
one dollar and receive your first st Tt in life.
send two cent stamp for Secret CT Periect Health.
Cheap isn't it? ENTHUSIASTICALLY &NOyELTY
COMPANY, Room 81, Madison Building, 50 West
Oath St. New York.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

A Bull Well killed.-Recently a sec
ton foreman sent IN the following unique
account Of an accident: ''MacWhOrterS
bull sthruck at the long siding by num-
Der 4 and killed We found him along
side the thrack and as he was not quite
dead then, | borrowed a gun and shot
him three times killing him again Den
mis- Sullivan then sthruck him another
blow on the head with a pick and fin
ished him. The bull is now dead.
Signed, NJ. Donnivan.'
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

Grey wolves are becoming numerous
in Colorado.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-03-01

Years ago in 4 seaport town in Eng
land a general and an admiral were
neighbors. The generals house was
fronted by grass plot on which he pas
tured COW. One day his wife COM
planned to him that the supply of milk
was falling short.
The sentinel accounted for the def
ciency-the public trod down the pasture
Thereupon the general gave orders that
no human or other animal except his COW
should be allowed on the grass plot. He
added that if this rule was infringed the
sentinel should be logged.
Soon after, the admiraFs wife, in haste
to keep an engagement, took Il short cut
over the plot, disregarding the sentinefs
order to keep off the grass.
Common soldier, don't you know who
I amp calculated the offended lady.
All | know is that you're not the
generals cow.'-Youth' Companion.