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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-01-10
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NO Distribution
EXISTS IN DAWSON
hi"ndfkers Now Here Laugh Mt the
sfory-Joseph barrett says None
Need Want II They Make Their
Hunger known-Reaay to H~ip.

Dawson 10 stch an alarming sxten; that
the Canadian government has cons aersd
Il necessary 20 appeal 20 the United States
Tor monetary assistance II considered by
the many people from the kloneske now in
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-01-10

Tn slight cough may
soon become deep-sea,ed and
hard { cure. Do not let it
settle on tn lungs.
Think. Has there been
consumption u. Jour family
Scott EmuIsio.. is Cod
liver oil with hypophos-
phi,es. These are the best
remedies for a cough.
SCOTS Emulsion has savco
thousands who, neglecting
the cough. would have drift
ed on until past hope. /,
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and invigorates.
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-01-10

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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-01-10

MODERN s-rcosu house. "a Spring
street. references IS.
ia-sosrn nzcAsern house. good le~assnr e.
THIRD AND SENECA store SIC
FIRNfSHED modern s-rooFn house 80
R1ren avenue S1
COMPLETELY FURNISHED S-.ocu
rrossrn hoGss. 22ae Second avenue, rear
L<erara street. vacant January L. SIS
MODERN ia~room house. ea,s Fourth
avenue. So.
THIRD AND LENoRA streets, modern
4-reogn fiat. 81
1&-Ro2oM LODGING HOUSE, as wash
inSton street
WANTEn-Cemplesely furnished aoue
or rooms. about February J by arsE
class adult family.
JOHN DAVIS & co.
TOO SECOND AVENUE.
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-01-10

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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-01-10

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The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-08-08
NOTICE TO PASSENGERS

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN TO
passengers booking by any of the
Lines OF Steamers represented by the
undersigned agents that on and after
August /, 1899, a booking fee of T. n dollars
will he required from each passenger ut
the time Of registration of name This
fee will be refunded in case OF inability 10
provide accommodation on arrival Of
steamer.
(Signed)
VIM G. IRWIN p CO., Ltd,
By its President, w. G. Irwin.
(Signedl
THEO. H. DAVIES g. co Ltd,
BY Thomas Rain Walker, Director,
Agents of Canadian-Australian steam.
ship Co
II. HACKFELD & CO., Ltd,
E. Suhr, Director.
1247-tf
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-08-08

Per AUSTRALIA, for Camarinos
Refrigerator--An extra fresh supply,
OF Grapes, Apples, Lemons, Oranges.
Lines, Nuts, Raisins, Celery, Fresh
Salmon, Caulifower, Rhubarb, AS
paragus, Cabbage, Eastern and Cali
fornia Oysters Tin tin and shelly,
Grabs, Turkeys, Founders, etc. All
game in season, Also fresh Rock
fort, Swiss and California Cream
Cheese. Place your orders early.
Prompt delivery.
CALIFORNIA FRUIT MARKET
Talanhona 27Q
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-08-08
LEASES.
RECORDED June 9, 1899.


Kaui and Kauwene, OF Honolulu.
to Lau Sau Choi, of the same place,
Dated June z, 1899; term, 10 years
from Jan. l, 1901; rental, $500 per
annum; Liber 100, folio 255 Piece
OF land at Kalihi Honolulu
Kaoana ct AL. of Honolulu, to
Lau Sau Choi, Of the same place.
Dated June z, 1899; term 10 years
from March |, 1900; rental, $50 per
annum; Liber 1877, folio AZ. Piece
of land at Kolihi, Honolulu.
w. E. Edmonds ct AL, OF Wailuau,
Maui, to Hawaiian Commercial &
Sugar Co. Dated June |. 1899;
term, 20 years from date; rental, $25
per annum; Liber 1877, folio 40.
Springs and water from Kahawai o
Pa, Maui.
II j. T. Baker, OF Hilo, Hawaii, to
Manuela Moniz, of the same place.
Dated Oct. l, 1898; term, 10 years
from date; rental, $3.50 per annum;
Liber 100, folio 257.. Piece OF land
at Piihonua, Hilo.
hawelo, oil honolulu, TO Lee hi
Knip, of the same place. Dated
June 10, 1899; term, from July l.,
1899; rental. $3.50 per annum; Liber
100, folio 258. Piece of land on
Smith street, Honolulu.
r. T. Forrest, of Hllo, Hawaii, to
Wakasa Hikosuki, of the same place.
Dated Jan 7, 1899; term, IL years
from date; rental, $500 per annum;
Liber 100, folio 259 Lot 10 at Ku-
kuau 2nd, Hilo, Hawaii.
r. w. Holt, OF Waialua, Oahu. to
w. w. Goodale, OF the same place.
Dated June 2, 1899; term, 10 years
from June l, 1899; rental, $3.50 per
annum; Liber 100, folio 262. Grant
1892, at Wahiawa, Waialua.
w. w. Goodale, OF Waialua, Oahu,
to r. w. Holt, OF the same place.
Dated June 2, 1899; term, 10 years
from June |, 1899; rental, ST. per
annum; Liber 1877, folio 80. Grant
1892, Except water right, at Wahi-
ava, Waialua.
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-08-08
Groceries to the Fore.
In Union is Strength, and so it
Is in Cooperation.

The Yanco-Spanco war brought about
high prices for. time, but 1t has again
come down to its former level, and we are
getting our groceries as cheap as we ever
had them before. II every stakeholder in
the company were to purchase his or her
groceries from the Oo-opera i've Grocery
Co., the success Of the corporation will be
assured.
Call and trade; free delivery o all parts
OF the city.
e. TIETJENS,
Manager Palama cooperative Grocery
Co.. Ltd, out King Street, opposite Rail
road Central Depot
The Independent. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1895-1905, 1899-08-08
ESTATE REGISTER.
a Record of Real and Personal
Estate transactions Of Record
in the Office of the Registrar Of
Conveyances.


E.. Kawaikumuole and wife ct al,
of Waialua, Oahu, to Waialua Agri-
cultural Co. Ltd. Deed, dated Nov.
Is, 1898; consideration, $40; Liber
1876, folio 1877. Interest in Grant
1886, at Waialua.
Waialua Agricultural Co., Ltd.
to e. g. X. Kawaikumuole, of Wal.
alua, Oahu. Deed, dated Nov. 10,
1893; consideration, $40; Liber 1911,
folio 497. Interest in Grant SIG, at
Kamananui, Waialua.
VIM. Perry, of Waianae, Oahu, to
e. g. X. Kawaikumuole, OF Waialua,
Oahu. Deed, dated May 4, 1898;
consideration, $40; Liber 191, folio
497 Grant 1901, at Kamananui,
Waialua.
KENO Pal and husband, of Waia-
lus, Oahu, to Thos, Kawahakui, OF
the same place. Deed, dated June
6, 1899; consideration, 500; Liber
1914, folio 257. Interest in r. p 1886,
l.. G. A. 8095, at Paalaa, Waialua.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25
Hoods Pills cure all Liver Ills. 25 cents


In a small village just outside Noting
ham farm laborer went to the general
store, which was kept by an old woman not
pahnd O bacon" The old lady produced
the bacon and cut piece off, but could not
find the pound weight. ooh, never mind t.
pahnd weight" said he; me fist just
weighs a pahnd, SO put Their bacon in t.
scales, The woman confidently placed the
bacon into one side of the scales, while the
man put his fist into the other side, and of
course took good care to have good weight.
While the woman was wrapping the ba-
con up the pound weight was found, and
on seeing it the man said IN h you see
if me fist don't just weigh a pahnd." The
pound weight was accordingly put into one
scale and the mans fist into the other, this
time only just to balance. The old woman
on seeing this said; 'Wha, never seed
aught so near afore! Here's a red herrin'
for thee honesty, me lad. london Spare
Moments
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25
PRESS OPINIONS.

ETCroker has come out in favor of
expansion and against sixteen to one.
There is another strange bedfellow for
MISUNDERSTANDING Leader
UThe silverite who contends that
gold bullion has no intrinsic value has
never been known TO throw away any
of it as worthless.-Sound Money.
EyThe latest device of the democratic
campaign managers to raise funds is
to place a cigar on the market. Why
not try the -fried-oys ter-with-every-
subscription plan?-Washington Post.
UThey say Col. Bryan has dropped
one of his little oratorica, jokes. He
no longer opens his remarks by asking
his audience if they have seen anything
of Gen. Prosperity. This joke has been
apocryphal.-Boston Herald.
OIf Col. Bryan is hopelessly en-
amored of decadent theory let him
fondly linger amidst the scenes of the
political past, But the country finds
new issues pressing it forward and it
will not wait for him.--Detroit Free
Press (Dem.).
DMaybe Mr.. Bryan, having con-
cluded that there is not presidency in
tie sixteen-to-one issue and being
shrewd enough, let il be loped. to dis
cover that there is not a presidency in
the anti-expansion issue, may flush d
winning issue in the question whether
the twentieth century begins with the
wear 1900 or 19Ol.-Louisville Courier
Journal Dem.).
GWhile Hon. William j. Bryan wa,
vociferously denouncing the gol,l
standard and protection III his jackson
day speech in Chicago the savings
banks of the city were figuring up the
largest first week of January deposits
on record. Thus do the hard facts OF
American business continue TO pune
,uate the jeremiads of the professional
calamity howlers.-Boston Journal
GThe suspicion of some of Col
Dryan's real friends that his daily
speechmaking or other public utter
ance is pursuant TO the advice of pro.
fessed friends who are secret foes Is
well grounded. There are plenty OF
democrats who hal! Col. Bryan with ap
parent enthusiasm. but who hope 10 see
him out of The say btfora .he next ma
tioual corvention.-Irdiarsro,is Jour
nal.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25
USELESS STRATAGEM.
A Smart Trick That Failed to work
Upon Some Fearless Stage
Robbers.

Yep, tn road agents used t. be purity
reckless wen | wuz drivin' stage way back
in tn los" remarked Tank Wilson, remi-
niscently, IAN all kinds of schemes was put
up t throw them off n the scent.
lime was; changed on, all the stage
boxes were carried, but 'twan't no use.
'Ih' wust case of hold-up / ever expert
ences wuz durin' tn smallpox scare. We
wuz full OF passengers inside an out, an
every one + them carried belt i gold dust.
We had heerd that a new indevidooal had
taken to tn road, an tharfore makes our
precautions.
"Of course, if six or seven men holds up
stage 1t amt no use to fight cause only
one shows hisself an all tn rest ambushes
an gifts tn drop on you. Then they comes
forrard an takes your wealth.
80 we gets up a scheme. We knows
road agents is purity much askeered i
smallpox, so we takes along an ole tramp,
wraps him up in bandages an hangs out a
yaler flag from tn roof + the stage.
Jest as we wuZ pullin' out t a canyon we
hears a familyar hail, an, of course, pulls
up; ,, !, ),
Watts that yeller flag for?' asks Teller
with his Winchester at his cheek, powerful
big Teller with mask on.
Passengers got tn smallpox 1 an.
swers, in warnin' tone.
Wal, all you passengers git out an hol
your hans up!' was the answer. Throw
down them mail bags, an that there express
boxp
Them villins took ev'ry bit + dust thai
wuz carried on the stage, an then tn heac
villin thought a moment to hisself, an ther
pulls tn bandges Off tn tramp. Then h,
grins, an says somethin' t one f his pard
ners, who pulls small box out his pocket
."Th' head villin then ranges his mer
where they could shoot us down eff W,
moved, an he dips his knife point in tn
box an then jabs it half inch inter tn
tramp's arm. He does tn same t each an
ev'ry one T US an then seq:
90 Now, there's no danger, gen'pmen
You re all vaccynated. AS fer me an my
fren's, we amt askeered f no smallpox. +
We WIZ 5 remove these yere masks vol
would sse We is all pockmarked. '"-Cincin
natl Enquirer.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

A pamphlet entitled "a Memorial Of
the Woman's Industrial League OF
America" has been sent cut. 1t is 9
copy of the petition presented by tina;
body of women to the honorable sen.
ate and house of representatives OF
America in congress assembled" il
which is set forth the fact that "a de.
sire to benefit the wage-earners of this
country and to suggest plan to ameli-
crate their condition induces this move
ment." A statement is made concern.
ing the 800,000 women who were una bic
in 1897 to procure employment tina,
would be profitable and prevent their
being at all dependent, and the ques-
ton is asked: what is to become OF
the surplus women?" 1t is also shown
that, according to statistics, GO per cent
of the men of New York and Massachu.
sets who can afford to marry do not do
so. The pension roll is quoted from
and the conditions of war, which have
advanced the cost of living, are dwell
upon. The petition is signed by many
names prominent in Washington's
business and social world.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25
Coal Is King.

We could not do without coal This
commodity has become an absolute
necessity of modern life. A failure in
The coal supply would deprive us at one
blow of the means of locomotion, light,
warmth and cooked food 1t would
more than treble the cost of all COM
modities which are at pre- sent manu-
featured by steam power. In our great
cities it would at once cause an unpre-
cedented famine, as it would be impos-
sible to meet the requirements of the
markets. 1t would convert our navy
into a collection of useless hulks, and
would probably establish Norway or
Sweden as the greatest naval power ia
the world. 1t would make Russia the
greatest commercial power, as this is
the only country which uyes oil almost
entirely for purposes of locomotion,
and which has enormous stores of that
commodity within it's borders. Coun-
tries with large populations would be-
come uninhabitable, and the world
would drift back into pastoral con-
dition. The vast majority of stocks and
shares would be converted into so much
waste paper. 1t would probably take
at least century to repair the devasta.
ton that would ensue.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

1t is said that Congressman-elec.
John L. Burnett, of Alabama, who will
probably be the smallest man in the
next house, is IN able lawyer, although
he is known in his own state as "the
jack of spades" When he first APP
peared before the supreme court OF
Alabama to argue a case he stood up
behind high bench on which lawyers
were accustomed to lay their books
and papers. MAY it please the court"
began the diminutive counsel, when
the chief justice broke in: "Mr. Bur-
nett, it is the custom of lawyers 10 rise
while addressing this court"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

: Perhaps the most unusual presents
ever received by man were bestowed
as Christmas present upon a Brooklyn
man who cooks. They were two big
blue-and-white checked bingham
aprons, long and large, and with ample
strings to encircle the masculine waist.
The man, according to the Times of that
city, makes at times descent to the
kitchen when the maids are away and
demonstrates how good steak should
be broiled or some other of the numer-
GUS things the PREPARATION of which
for the table he considers that he has an
expert knowledge. Upon such occa-
sions it has been his custom to borrow
the first maids apron convenient. This
good, housewifely tendency to use an
apron being knowA, there came to the
man from out of town the two big
aprons, which were probably the best
appreciated of all his Christmas gifts
and were exhibited with the greatest
pride.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

A Chicago lady became so afraid of
burglars that her husband had the
house fitted with burglar alarms. Then
the lady slept serenely for seven nights.
On the eighth night, after everyone had
retired, the family was aroused by
violent buzzing and the furious jang-
ling of bells. A terrified group soon
gathered in the upper hall, and the head
of the family turned on the electric
lights from garnet to cellar. Armed
with revolvers, the men cautiously de-
scended to the parlors, found them
silent, and then entered the dining
room. Hah noise in the kitchen!
Door carefully opened, and behold-the
family cat! She had been fumbling at
the door knob, and raised all the tu-
multi and terror.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

Little Miss Rachel Cardwill, of New
Albany, Ind, received as a Christmas
gift a personal letter from Admiral
George Dewey. 1t is in the handwrit-
ing of the famous hero, and the recip-
lent is naturally the proudest little girl
in the state. The letter says: 81 have
received and enjoyed your letter so
much. l am very much obliged to you
foryour picture, and it is the very incest
present that you could have sent me.
1 am very sorry that have nothing to
send you, for l would like to very much.
So many people have already asked me
for buttons and pictures that l have q
long time ago given them all away. l
don't have enough buttons left now even
TO button up my coat"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

Itissaid that satisfactory emergency
ration has at last been found for the
United States army. A mixture of
fresh beef, cereals and vegetables in
dry form is. reduced to tablet not far
from four inches square. Three of
these tablets, together with one of COM
pressed tea, and packages of salt and
pepper, are put in herme tically sealed
tin box, impervious to heat or water.
The whole ration, sufficient for one day,
weighs 20 ounces. 1t has been tested on
heavy practice marches with satisfac-
tory results. The Importance of an
emergency ration may be judged from
the claim that the pea sausage Of the
German army enabled it to make its
rapid movements against France in the
last war between these powers.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

The soldiers receiving home in New
York, which was mainly supported by
Miss Helen Gould, has just closed. In
four months it fed and kept 5000 SOL
diers and secured employment for over
200. A vote of thanks was sent to Miss
Gould by committee of soldiers, and
she wrote that she priced the gift of the
note more than any costly Christmas
present.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

While some companions of the Tenth
New York regiment were returning to
their armory in Albany man on the
curbstone said: "Why, they're all
right! Look ut theml They're all
grand excursion to Honolulu" A
private in the ranks heard the remark
and turned toward the young man and
said: Say, young fellow, the tickets
TO that excursion were free; why didn't
you get in on it?"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

A prize of $1,000 offered by New
York newspaper at the beginning of
1898 for the most correct prophecies of
what would happen during the ensuing
year was taken by a man who said there
would be a successful war with Spain,
a republican governor elected in New
York and bill passed to annex Ha-
waii. But he also predicted the abdica-
ton of Queen Victoria, the death of
the pope and war between Russia and
Japan. If this is the best the prophets
can do their forecasts are no better
than commonplace guesswork. The
winner was well paid, considering his
numerous failures.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

ache, headache, nervous tired
feeling, painful menstruation
and leucorrhna.
Itook four bottles of Vegetable
Compound, one box of Liver
Pills, and used one package of
Sanative Wash, and am now well.
l thanlf you again for the good
you have done for me.-ELLA e.
BRENNER, East Rochester, Ohio.
Great mum bers of such letters as
the above are constantly being re-
ceived by Mrs. Pinkham from wo-
men who owe their health and
happiness to her advice and
medicine.
Mrs. Pinkham's address is
Lynn, Mass. Her advice is Of
fered free to all suffering women
who are puzzled about them
selves.
If you have backache don't neg
lectit, or try heroically to work
it down." you must reach the root
of the trouble, and nothing will
do this SO safely and surely as
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Backache is accom-
panied by a lot of other aches
and wearying sensations, but
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

UCol. Bryan declares that he Twill
live and die on the Chicago platform"
He is already politically dead under L,
having been crushed by its weight; but
apparently he isn't aware Of the fact,
and keeps right on talking as though
be was the funeral director instead of
the political corpse .-Minneapolis Tri!'-
Inc,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

! One of the new things at the Paris
exposition will be an American exhibit
of a working model of police station
with all details complete. The signal
system especially will interest the pub
lie. There will be hundreds of fresh
novelties at Paris, and the same may be
predicted of the great international
exhibition in St. Louis in 1903.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

DIt will be gloomy task for the
democratic party to attempt to divide
politically within year nation which
at present is not divided. The north
and south are one again. There is no
denocratic-republican disagreement
about the tariff. The country is sub
stantially one on the question of en-
pansion, and again Is to the building of
the Nicaragua canal. There is no OPP
portunity for the Chicago platform
party to offer serious opposition TO the
republicans, except through the more
extreme passions of Organism, and
those are impotent in land that -four
ishes like the United States.-N. Y.
Sun.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

The smart schoolboy has turned up
again. The teacher asked him to de.
scribe the shortest route to Manila, and
the smart boy said he could get as far
as the entrance to Manila bay easy
enough, but he didn't know how to get
round Dewey. He went right up to
the head of the class.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

Senator Simon, of Oregon, was re-
Gently asked what he thought of the
business opportunities of Alaska. Car
pet-beating is the best business" he
replied. you can just beat the car
pets and keep the dust"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

Apropos of years, old and new, Jo-
seph Cook once made this felicitous
characterization of mans earthly peri
DDS: Thoughtless teens, teachable
eos tireless SOS, fighting 40's, forceful
SOS, sober COS, sacred EOS, aching SOS,
nothing COS.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25

At a policemen's ball held in Omaha
recently the pockets of eight partici-
pants were picked, and four umbrellas
and ten overcoats were stolen from the
cloakroom. Omaha appears to be safe
place in which 10 beard the lion in bis
den
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-02-25
A Reason.

She-I don't see why they can't let the
women vote?
He-Because, my dear, they are trying to
keep it a secret ballot-Philadelphia Bull
letin,