The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-03-16
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--CtellY CASA flslsk- la toi nss
sal ort iass Mas ctIaasi MOI WAY
dost Yos ny ie 81 ossf
---ts4.ter fses n. ssi ssSs ios charity
WEI. ! sever ,kossti ny 'sses sesld
ca itsi has Lsdii Pr.bu,u Bfoabs--
hslitsr sid thossts IL vesls sap,y
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n shby IL oiysss .ts, oIss tnssss
I'll d.,f r.ps o. eotrs. sbs shsi
sssr,ttsss siss. brsstbss. Bobby -Asd |"
uiirasss vhsi every oas trssihssS bistif
Mr. 10 Slcsfs. ssid the, lsd,s tss
hssa. ga zen ever ssy ssyibiss ttsi 700
,nt..ra fssrsitsa 50 issf Csrisssiy
Leaf. yss' CAGE .hj ss.s bern souy fo'
u trfF nor
~ltu.qas.iiss 10 me. ssid the dsh,is,
.. be 90, % 10 tie G iia 10 srsssr . cry
ifon b., b.sy. IA fellas Gsh"' mosi
sol.e ~bru hb teeth srs eoml1s CT shes
the, srs soiss
Fsgaf Hsnpess never seems to have
ssy decided sisss Wsszy -fhst's where
yos sts vrass. deci led by bis sifs
-P.. .sld little Willie. sbyn . bad
sciof c.llsi 'b.nf Perhaps. b" istbsr
replied, t,e,sse hes 20 often ssrvsd 9Th
Vs.
-~wtlIy Il ..y suIti vhst did Unele
Bob marry you foff Aou, Way, LOT
love. Of eoan Willy (msdistivslyl
H'mi Love gill mstss man DO slm ost
stytsieg. sobt II, suttisf
- slssys look aal Tor punbsr one,
snd tbs .,lfi,b MAJ. don't yoof Wen
hardly. .sia tho person sddresssd' sho
hsppssed 10 be sidov; I sm loohios oa'
ior numbef iso.
Ii ils Eisa Pops. ~bo vs the
srssie., hero OF the ~srf Pap Capt.
Bibblesop, | sue.. HE mssszine story
is three rsse. longer than sny OF the rest
Of them be, ~ri'ten.
They uy marriage 10 . failure.
Tbeus great din renee. wbyi 10
msrri.se the wife takes the husbands
name, sbd 10 . failure the husband tskes
The vife's nsme
Please ,reuss w lIism from school
.odsy. .rots the boys mother TO the
teacher, 40 be sat up lste las. night study
Jog bi. lesson. .nd I. TOO sleepy TO come
today
Gilkius Il understand you srs sivIps
your son q libstsi education. HOODS
LIBERAL Not bit OF u. They don't
ave sDy,hine away at the college where
be ~ have to psy Tor every plssusy
thios be sen.
-Wbs, does Dewey want the Oregon
iori My be be wants II for en- excursion
steamer, TO t,ke good. lrt's. pious Filipi
nos on Snnd.y school pieo,cs mp and
dosn Mantle bay.
doctor The ps,lsi I 10 best with the
ides tbst the i.od 80 isr IS b. cen see be
loues 10 him Jadse- vouidnt call
that insanity /, Is merely inoipient pc
lilicsi ambition.
DO you boy the condensed milk. med
smy presume that We musi, but ! never
thought OF |, bei,rs. lslssys order two
quarts snd pay for tso quarts, bu, !. new
er measures more than three pints
Why don't oo Apsweri sid MAIDEN
imps,iently TO the ScsndiDssiin on the
s.eplsdder engaged 10 putting ~ new
sindo~ hI,ates. The man eulped end
replied gently: have my mou,' foil Of
screws. ! not can speak till l svslir
some.
"A little gu whose mother. left her
alone II uisht after telling her the room
vas iall OF angels was heard ssyins to her
doll; Nos, dolie. you mustn't bs sirsid.
The room Ia foil OF angels. II beats The
devil how afraid an OF angels.
--fhe preacher made . gree, misssie
ao Sunday. sad lost . good collection.
Hosf Wei. he appointed bill collec
tor to a. round si,b the plate. and bIess
no II ovtry man 1, the congregation did
81 ask hin 10 call sssio gu the 18Th.
Hos m,py Of these sheep got ont Of
heref sskei the spsry isrma. | don't
knor teplisd The ue~ hired msn. rubbing
h,. sye,. After Ia s.t,hed i've or siX Oh
a ul IA, \
The ooouL That slssys pots me 10 sisep.
--j.p,r 80 they have broken old
Bs.d.bys siiii ,hoosb, be spess th.
last years 81 his life 10 devisios . viii The,
couldp', be broken Jamparps-S be
did, sad they broke hi, unhseshsble slll
by citing his astemp, 10 Asks IL -
proof OF Insanity.
Nos, chiidrer, sid tbs Suodsy
school ,escher. can you tell mo 81 Eres.
sf poser than kinpi zee, us'sa. cried
li,us boy. eagerly, Whs'. W,iihi ssh
I'd tbs issohr bsnisnly. An zoe. ms'sm,
-. the unexpected reply.
lent II peculiar hos some men c.a
feel proud Of thsis mistcstanesi Y@ l
knos one usu Who went sround brssging
NTH be became . positive uuisspce iasa
because lls vile bal pfesett a HIN vita
tvtes.
Ny Der, sail Mra Henpecl. I'm
positive that oar George IL thiuting eri
easiy Of u.'rimory. We'll. ooly hope
90. re,nrosd Heupeoh With unusual spirit.
IsoaldL', $40, any boy OF nioa 70 be 90
unfortonsis - q to gard il - Joke.
II could never see sayihinx greet 10
your trip arr the Babicoe. ssii Wash
ins,cs. Nos. shsn c'o,.~d The Dele