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The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20
THE NUPTIAL KNIT.
Some Happy Couples Who
Have Linked Their Lives
Together For Better or
Worse.
BENTZ-MORT.

Mr.. Bernard NJ. BENT. of En-.
mitsburg, and Miss Florence A.
Mort, of Four Points, were mar.
ried at Mt. st. Mary's, on Tues
day, October 10th. by the Rev.
j. ii. Manning.
SHRIVER-FORNEY.
Mr.. Cornelius Shriver. of En-
mitsburg. and Miss Fannie May
Forney, of Thurmont, were mar.
ried at Gettysburg, Pa, by the
Rev. Herbert G. Alleman, Octo.
Der 9TH.
SPITZLER-GARDNER.
Mr.. Daniel +. Spitzler, of
Farmersville, Ohio, and Miss Su
sic Gardner, formerly of this
county, were married Sept. IS by
Rev. w. j. Shoup, at Winchester,
Ohio.
STRICKLAND-HILTON.
Miss Anna Hilton and Mr..
Clarence Strickland, of ElktOn,
were married ON "Wednesday last,
at the brides home in Clarks.
burg, Montgomery County, by
the Rev. K. Il. Marshall.
FULTZ-HEWITT.
Mr.. VIM. Il. Fultz and Mary
S. Hewitt, both of Mountaindale,
this county, were married ON
Wednesday, October llth, by
the Rev. 5. NJ. Hench, at his resi-
dence, PIG North Market street.
RYOR-LEWIS.
Miss May +. Lewis and Mr..
Rufus Pryor, both of this county,
were married 10y the Rev. y. Nj.
EverS, at his residence, 112
South Mulberry street, Tiagers-
town, on Thursday, October -.
M'LAIN-RENNER.
\ very pretty and interes ing
wedding took place on Thursday,
October II, at New Midway, at
Ii o'clock, the contracting par
ties being Mr.. VIM. f. M'Lain,
of Deerfeld. and Miss Emily
Reuner. daughter of Elder Fran
els G. Renner. The ceremony
was SolcmniZed at the nome of
the brides parents by Elder d.
7. Saylor, of Double Pipe Greek.
Read ocer the names Of the men
on the OJphaaS' court ticket NOM
iNoted by the Democrats. Where
coa yoa .fHd three better men.
Young Lcightcr is u cripple, bu'
an intelligent yoUng man and 'ciii
matte d Splcndld judge rs ,ceH as
fLa a b.f,, t,go
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20

Marriage Licenses.

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The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20
h LOCAL NEWS
lOne Little lettings About
People and Things.

Tbe winners were out in num-
Is at our Fair.
|onr Household Department at
\ big fair was a grand success
b year.
h. Grant, of Warrenton, Va,
.Tisiting the family of Mr.. G.
4 Ross. of this city.
Hats of old Frederick people
In home during our big Fair.
In were all glad to get back to
u old town.
Fhe annual fair dance will be
len in Junior Hall by the
bng men of this city, on this
6lay evening.
President Hargett was general
Pomplimented on Monday for
large increase of the priv
Is Of our big Fair.
h. Hargett carried off the
ors in The percherOn class.
two-year-old colts were very
sd>ome and much admired.
frederick has been well filled
Strangers during the present
Thursday was undOubted-
b biggest day we have had
tears during the fair.
work, Democrats, and see to
Iat every Democrat gets to the
on the 18th of November.
Us have a clean Democratic
h this time, no cutting.
edenck has organized a foot
team and proposes to try con
Boa, with the best OF them
fall. The Rockville team
lay them here on Thanks.
X Day.
John +. Il. Wood is win
aurelS wherever he speaks
dressed a meeting at Oak
and Cumberland and later
be Eastern Shore. He i,
highly spoken of by tn,
and the people.
| Frederick Council Roya
pun, through its representa-
NeSsrs. W. Nash Young, anC
Kinks, has paid the deatl
on the life Of the late
B. RamSburg, to hi'
j. Edward Eyler, son o.
PIE Capt. S. @. Eyler, ant
Pnd children, Bessie ant
arrived here early Mon
morning from Clarendon
on a visit to his mother
\. Q, Eyler, East Churcl
Mr.. Eyler has for some
peen extensively engaged ii
ptel business and at til,
time is conducting Hote
y Clarendon.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS
Election Notice.

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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH. 1899.
For, Go,.,ror ~, r,....a,.
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Staff '''' P''''''' VI '''' i'''N"'! vi ''e
Tor an At,o,no,.,...,.,.,, ~, u...,..
For a state Senator 10 rrnrcsrnt Trsdericl,
County in the General Assembly Of Mary
land.
For five members of the House of Dele
gates to represent Frcdcricl, County in the
General Assembly Of Maryland
for Two County Commissioners for Fred
Tor 70, Nhenil for frrdcrieI County.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20

Let the Democrats Of the coanty
caH ut Democratic headquarters
0nd gire the RcicS otNeir districts.
Hr. Jdcob Nctcmaa, the chdWmdH
Of the commjttcc, AMI Mr.. Aifred
Bjtter, one Of the secretWjcs, c0R
be fouRd there at all times.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20
p Excursions to Phila-
phla, Account National
Eport Exposition-Low
fates via Pennsyl-
yania Railroad.

Pennsylvania Railroad
ly has arranged for special
0n rates to Philadelphia
DOer 10 and 26. November
f. account National Elk
Exposition. Round trip
good to return within ten
(cluding day Of issue, will
on above dates from all
n the Pittsburg Division,
sahela Division, West
FVania Division, Cambria
Fartleld Division, Altoona
Tyrone Division Except
ayen), Middle Division,
Division, and Frederick
4 except York, Hellam
Sntsville), and from all
the Philadelphia, Will
and Baltimore Railroad,
single fare for the round
admission to the Expo
rate less than one dol
! Special rates apply to
gents.
'llonal Export EXPOSE
surpassed all expecta
ae extent and variety OF
IN, and in it's general eX
ano attractivenesS. The
az building, containing
~ display of farm ma.
particularly interest
l|olturalists. The band
a., ana diverting midway
''lghtful entertainment
oct. ID ct.
haaNN
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20
ABOUT THE COUNTY
Something About the Current
Events Transpiring in the
Surrounding Agricul-
tural Districts.

Correspondents will have their reports in
our hands not later than "Wednesday morn
ing 10 insure publication. We would prefer
receiving same on Tuesday.
Correspondence solicited from all parts OF
the county
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20

Rohrback, RohrbGck, IS the cry
of the mechanics and the wOrkiag-
mem Of Frederick County, They
Enoao fuH ,ceH ROhrbGck 'cit pro-
tect their interest. He does not be-
here IN poor oages for the men
mbo ,cork. See to 1T that all me-
chanics and wOrkingmen cote for
RobrbGcE for Senator.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20

The people caR rest assured that
Glenn II. WorthjagtOR wiU make
an honest and (GihfM states At
toraey ,cho uU took after the IN
tcrests Of the people. He aciH be
credit to the office. See yoW
nejghbors oad get them to cote for
W0rthiRgtOM Just thjak Of this
man Hdrp-"ring" State'S Attor.
neg for Erederick county. By all
means get yoar nejghbors to cote
for WOrthiRgtOR.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20

Rcmember the Democrats re-
duccd the shcriGrS fees in the county
from $50. 0O0 aad $50, GOO to -, goo.
Eject Rohrback and the Dcmo
crotjc memberS Of the Legislature
oad they ,cU make the fgdt for
iowcr Saidries. What Jum0' or
1ch0t merchant is making three
HoUSaad dollars ciear profit with-
0Ut Il d0ilar'S jNccStmcRt!.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20

When man owns a blooded horse
he is always careful Of it, health. He
10 lls after lis diet aud is particular
that tie feeding shall he regular and
light. Viii Z he is doing this II Is
likely rs not that he himselfis suffering
from disease or disorder When the
trouble gets so bad that he cannot
work, he will begin to give himself the
care he gave the horse at the start.
Gaod. pure, rich blood is the best
insurance against disease Of any kind.
Almost all diseases comes from impure
or impoverished blood Keep the
blood pure aud strong aud disease can
find no foothold. That is the principle
upon which DR.. Pierce's Golden Medl-
cal Disc very works. 1t cleanes, pur-
idps and enriches The blood, puts and
keeps the whole body in perfect order;
makes appetite good, digestion strong
sanitation perfect. 1t brings ruddN,
virile health. / builds up solid whole
some flesh, not fat, when. from any
cause, reduced below the healthy
standard.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20
A Reliable Tenant Wanted.

Wanted, a reliable Man ana Wife to take
charge OF a country home near this city.
Must be well recommended Apply to
MRS. CARROLL MERCER,
Near Frederick junction.
oct cost
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20

The Democratic county Commits
SionerS promise tie people better
county roads; oW public ro@d&
were Rerer In such a diSgrNcetW
condition.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20

About week ago white fox terrier one
eye black and tan about six months old. A
liberal reward will be paid If left ut
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20

y uollar and we will send
4; gar the CITIZEN, ten times
Pfa dollar.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20

forest Temple, kept large
crowd around the enclosure. Tie
Old time ''cake walkn was reprn -.
scented amid much applause.
THE RACES.
On Tuesday the weather pre-.
vented any trials of speed. The
only race attempted was the 2.
mile running, which resulted in a
victory for Mills, owned by JOS.
Maiden, Homestead, Pa.
On Wednesday three races were
run-the 2:24 class. the 2:l9class
ana the running race, best . in 3.
The 2:24 class was won by In
prove, owned by j. Is. Williams
OF West Virginia. The 2:l9 class
was won by Walter +, owned bv
d. II. Kelly, of Salem, n. j.
Jingle Bells, won the 9 mile
run, although the same was con.
tlnued until Thursday.
The races on Thursday were of
a high order. They were the 2:I5
class; the 2:27 class, and the mile
running. Ida c., won the 2:15
class race; Norval Red had two
heats to his credit in the 2:97
trotting race, which will be fin.
lShed Friday Today, and
jingle Bells won the running race.
Special Excursion to National
Export Exposition, Philadel-
phia, Pa, Baltimore & Ohio
Railroad.
The Baltimore and Ohio Rail
road will sell special cheap ex-
cursion tickets to philadelphia.
on account of the National Elk
port Exposition for Thursdays,
October 18th and 10Th, and No
vember 2nd and 10th. at ONE
FARE FOR THE ROUND TRIP.
plus 30 cents admission to the
Exposition (minimum rate S1.00).
Tickets will be good going from
all points east of the Ohio river,
and are valid for return ten days.
including date of sale.
October 10Th will be ''MARY
LAND DAY." on which occasion
tickets will be sold from points
i'll the State of Maryland at rate
of ONE CENT PER MILE in
each direction, plus admission OF
% cents, except that rate from
Baltimore, including admission,
will be 500. and from Washing.
ton S3.25. From Washington and
Baltimore tickets will be good
going only on Train 504, leaving
Washington 7.05 A. NJ, Balti
more, Camden Station, 1.55 \.
NJ, Mt. Royal Station 500 A. NJ.
Good returning, leaving Phila.
delphia on Train 525 at 80 p.
NJ.
From all other stations in Mary
land and District of Columbia,
between Washington and Phila-
delphia, tickets will be good fol
day of issue only on any train
going and coming.
From other points in State OF
Mary land and District of Column
bia tickets sold on basis of one
cent per mile in each direction,
plus admission OF 90 cents, will
be good for return three days, in
Guiding date of sale.
Remember the Democrats re
dHced the Sheri6rS fees IN the coUnh
FROM SO. 000 aad $50 GOO to -. goo
Eject Rohrback and the Demo
I
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20
Orphans Court.

Report of sale of personal prop
erty of Thomas l.. Winfield, de-
ceased, filed
First and final account of FL
len Winfield, administrative Of
Thomas Il. Winfield, deceased,
filed.
Report Of sales of real estate
Of Baltzer Fox. deceased, filed.
Letters of administration on
the estate of Philip Coblentz, de
ceased, granted to Edward l.,
Cohlentz, administrator.
VIII of John Gladhill, deceaS
ed, admitted to probate,
First and final account of NJ.
Frank Hotter, agent for Eliza
beth Hotter, deceased. filed.
First and final account of ID.
Washington Bowers and Mary
Bowers, administrators of Marga-
ret $. Bowers, deceased, filed.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20

nave md he had a lame loot.
Erased MY little GIRL" said the M
IS ana the third time, in hurt tone, bt
WINE q fine determination, is so GU
"a anu says such unexpected things Il
,niy Ia sometimes wonder if it is good
:, pc to be so bright. | don't think
-" u at all prejudiced because she
ahild. but, really she is the 81
,ialist! child for her age ever saw"
'tltlon- The man with the lame foot
as IL the statement were sin
others he had heard.
why, do you know" contin'
IS lust man, that only this morning
,, Eng. was studying her lessons, viii
wind is slow about learning as all
.es the children are, she laid aside he
e cells with an air OF having had enc
supply it, and, turning to her moth
re than said: Say, mamma, why ism
Use the dren born educated?' Now. "
! ~''1hJ "Oafdecue and athletic
games at Mt. St. Mays College
last week, were great success
and numbers of strangers were
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20
nHF; "CITIZEN''
FOR
The Campaign.
aCitizen will be sent to
,ddress from this date
,ntiI December Goth,
1899, upon receipt
of % cents.

,uDemocrats, not already sub
..;hprs. should take advantage of
Il. exceptional offer, especially
[. ,be coming State and County
l,nnaign promises to be a most
|.,eresting one, so as to keep
(.,tod upon all matters relating
hereto
Either cash or stamps accepted.
\ Send UoMr order an at once.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-10-20
SPITZLER-GARDNER

Mr.. Daniel f. Spitzler, of
Farmersville, Ohio, and Miss Su
sic Gardner, formerly of this
county, were married Sept. % by
Rev. w. j. Shoup, at Winchester,
Ohio.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1899-05-22
OUR FARMERS.
MUTTON CHOPS.

Sheep become very uneasy during
the first warm days and want to get
out upon the pasture. See that they
have nice, juicy hay, timothy and
clover mixed if you haveit and whole
oats, with now and then roots or
bran.
When the ewes are turned on good
grass, grain must be cut down and
soon taken away entirely, and the
stimulating effect of the grass, togeth-
er with the grain, may cause an over
abundant supply of milk, sickening the
lambs and iniuring the udders of the
ewes.
Great care and Judgment must be
used in turning on green grass the
first time. AS collie and subsequent
bloating, followed by death may be
the result. The safeguards are, allow
ing them to remain on the grass only
a short time each day at first, and
giving full dry feed before and after
the time spent in the pasture lot. Then
they will not be hungry and gorge
themselves with the green food.
We must now look ahead to the
time when we are to wean the lambs,
and have asucculentpastureo on which
to turn them. They will need this in
connection with grain at this time. to
avoid check in growth. This may be
a clover or rape pasture, rape being
fit to turn on about eight or ten weeks
after sowing.
The flock should be brought to the
barn at night, until the ground be-
comes thoroughly warm and dry.
Provide shelter from the sun. Never
compel sheep to stay in pasture
with no shade.
If flock being fed at a distant barn
be frightened in any way, it is best to
bring them home for week and calm
their nervousness by frequent atten-
ton and quiet.
Do not allow lambs out in rain
storm soon after castration. They are
liable to take cold and die.
In former years ticks were supposed
to be the only parasites troubling
sheep, but with the Introduction OF
coarser wooded breeds, come minute
lice.
Do not neglect to dip both sheep
and lambs.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1899-05-22

Hogs sometimes get seasick trav.
cling on the cars.
A sour swill barrel is often the cause
of scours in pigs.
Does the SOW have to climb a steep
plank to get to her pen?
Keep hot poultic es of oil meal on
the neck of horses with throat distem-
per; change them often.
A sloppy watery mess should never
be given young pigs, for by gorging
themselves with it they will become
pot bellied, have Indigestion and
occurs.
If you have any yearling lambs that
won't eat very readily with the older
sheep, take them from them and feed
thrashed oats; we find that good
method.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1899-05-22
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, they cannot reach the dis
eased portion of the There is only way to
cure deafness, and that is by constitutional RENE
dies Deafness is caused by an infiamed condition
of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube When
this tube gets infamed you have rumbling sound
imperfect hearing and when it is entirely closed
deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation
be taken out and this tube restored TO its nor
NAL condition, hearing will be destroyed forever
nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh which
is nothing but an infamed condition of the mucous
surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case
of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that be
ed bv Halls Catarrh Cure Send for circulars free.
F.J. CHENEY & CO.. Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1899-05-22
INTERESTIN DEWEY HALL.

There is coming to President Brown
of Mortified expressions of interests
in the Dewey memorial hall from
prominent men all over the coun-
try.
Gov. Theodore Roosevelt Of New
York writes: 81 can conceive of moth
ing more appropriate than the cree
ton of such a hall in honor of the
great sea captain whose name stands
second to that of Farragut alone on
the roll of the American Navy; and if
he is given a chance at any other
foe, I think he will outrank even Far
ragut.'
Gov. Wolcott of Massachusetts
writes: 81 trust that the purpose to
erect suitable memorial to be known
as Dewey hall in honor of the gallant
admiral who achieved such success
and fame for our navy, may be sue
cessful. 1t seems most fitting that
such a memorial should be erected at
the University where he studied and
where to all future students it may
serve to perpetuate the memory of
his distinguished services"
Gov. Rollins of New Hampshire-"I
would say that the proposal to erect a
suitable memorial building to be
known as Dewey hall, seems to be an
admirable idea and [ trust it will be
carried out"
Senator Chauncey nj. Depew-"Ad-
miral Dewey is entitled to every hon.
or which his country can accord
him. There can be no more ap-
propriate memorial of his distinguish
ed service than hall at the Univer-
sity where he was graduated. Besides
it's value to the institution, it would
be perpetual incentive to patriotism
to succeeding generations of stud
ents."
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1899-05-22

The following formula given by the
Bereau of Animal Industry is as eff
cacious as any thing known as pre-
ventive and remedy for hog cholera.
1t has given fair results: Wood char
coal, one pound; sulphur, one pound;
sodium chloride, two pounds; sodium
hyposulphite, two pounds; sodium BIZ
carbonate, two pounds; sodium sui
phate, one pound; anthony sulphide,
one pound. Give tablespoonful once
a day to a $50 pound hog. Give in slop-
Ply feeds, as bran, middling, crushed
oats, etc. 1t will cost about one dol
lar to have this prescription Fl led.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1899-05-22
Free of Charge.

Any adult suffering from a cold settled on
the breast, bronchitis, throat or lung troub-
les of any nature, who will call at III. c..
Pierce's Drug Store, will be presented with a
sample bottle of Boschee's German Syrup,
free of charge. Only one bottle given to one
from parents.
No throat or lung remedy ever had such a
sale as Boschee's German Syrup in all parts
of the civilized world. Twenty years ago
millions of bottles were given away, and your
druggists will tell you It's success mar
velous. 1t is really the only Throat and Lung
Remedy generally endorsed by physicians.
One rs cent bottle will cnre or prove its value
Sold by all druggists in this city.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1899-05-22
THE OFFICE OF FRENCH PRIEST.
DENT

The president of the French repub-
lie receives a salary of $125, 900, and
the expenses of the presidential es-
Enlistment cost the nation the tidy
little sum of S250,00O a year, which
does not comprise the military pay or
allowances of the army officers at
tached to the executive household,
nor yet the keeping in repair of the
Elysee, or of any other of the palaces
used by the president.
For the Elysee Is merely the city
residence of the chief magistrate, and
for summer and autumn use, he has
at his disposal, the former royal pal
aces OF Fontainebleau and of Ram
bouflIet, which are furnished and
maintained in habitable order at the
expense of the state, outside the ex-
eeutive allowances.
The nation likewise maintains for
the use of the president a number of
valuable preserves at Marley and
elsewhere, with large corps of for
esters and game keepers, where the
chief magistrate is accustomed to
entertain his friends.
The office of president of the French
republic confers no eminence in what
is known as French society. In fact
there is little or no intercourse be-
tween the Elysee and the great world
of France, and the president cannot
be regarded as exercising the slightest
degree of influence over what is
known as the aristocracy, or upon
that element of French society that
wishes to be considered as belonging
thereto.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1899-05-22
JUST FOR FUN.

Teacher-What happens when 9
mans temperature goes down as ia,
as it can go? Smart scholar-He has
cold feet ma'am.
Gerald-I'll bet you a kiss on the
result of the next Presidential cleo
ton. Geraldine-Isn't there any cleo.
ton before that?
| There's no fool like an old man who
marries young woman. I don't
know. There's the young woman
who marries the old man.
Wife-Henry, it seemed like old
times for you to call me ssdear" last
evening. Husband-I guess I forgot
and thought that we had company.
The Mistress-Mary, don't let me
catch you kissing that butcher again.
The Maid-Lor, mum, don't mean to
but you do bob around so!
Was that sIeight of hand mans ex-
hibition successful, Nudge? I think
SO; I lent him a counterfeit silver dol
lar, and he gave me back a genuine
one.
jennie had an awful scare the
other night while out for walk with
Will: Clara. Clara-How? Jennie
Why, we met the minister, and Will
asked him to join US.
No, Ellen, I can't tack down any
carpets. The doctor said all my re-
creation must consist of open air
sports. All right, William; there are
three carpets out on the. line which
you can beat.
Yes, I started on my lecturing tour
with the avowed intention of telling
the people things they ought to know.
My dear man, people would much
rather hear things they ought not to
know.
Mrs. Honks-Whar's your husband,
Mis-, I amt seen him for purity nigh a
week now. Mrs. Travis-He went
over into Pawnee county last Friday.
Mrs. Honks-How did he go-cyclone
or boss back?
Returned Tourists Mr.. Goodheart
still paying attentions to your daugh-
ter? Indeed, he isn't paying her any
attention at all. Indeed? Did he iilt
her? No; he married her.
Did the minister say anything com
forting? asked the neighbor of the
widow recently bereaved. Indeed, he
didn't, was the quick reply. He said
nv husband WAS hetter off