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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02
A Card.

We, the undersigned, do hereby
agree to refund the money on so
cent bottle of Greene's Warranted
Syrup of Tar if it fails to cure your
cough or cold. We also guarantee q
25-cent bottle to prove satisfactory or
money refunded.
G. P. Smiley s. Go.
dwm1s, 80. 5. $. Elliott.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02
For Sale. Cheap.

A Columbian buggy, nearly new
black msre, seven yesrs old, good
tstses, gentle. tt. A. F. RISS.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

Samuel Greer of Modale, is in the
Yslley on business today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

NJ. S. Baughn, Of Council Bluffs, was
in this city looking after business af-
fairs this afternoon.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

Mrs. j. F. Lewis is visiting Omaha
relatives for few days.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

A new line OF plain and fancy sta
tionary at
If I'D. Bcowa s. Sons.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02
Fair Directors Meeting.

Missouri Valley, Ia.-Annual meet
ing of the Officers and Director of the
Harrison County Agricultural Society
will be held in Missouri Valley, Iowa,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

Miss Edna Davis is visiting Omaha
friends this sfternoon.x
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

SEQ Stow, the Jeweler, for re-
pairing.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

Royal Worcester the finest in the
market. For sale at the Leader.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

THURSDAY, MARCH 8, 1899.
Meeting called for purpose of SET
Ting with old officers, electing officers
of the Society, and such other business
as may come before the Board of Di-
rectors. z. T. James, President.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02
NO. Valley ines
DAILY AND WEEKLY.

Fifteen cents per week, payable everv
Saturday night.
r. II. HARRIS. EDITOR.
EARL II. HARRIS, CITY EDITOR.
SEQ Stow, the Jeweler, for re-
pairing.
DR.. White, Erie Street Missouri
Valley, Iowa. If
Dr.. 8. F. DeVore, Office and
residence same as used by DR..
Montgomery. Phone Numbers:
Office, 80. Residence, so.
DR.. Tsmisiea, Missouri Valley
John Unmsck is on the sick list.
Mrs. Geo. schlaeenhsuff is quite sick.
Rome Miller is in Chicago on bust
ness.
Adm Brown was q Logan visitor last
night.
Fine line Of spring muffs at the
Leader.
u. S. Ellis is in Omaha ON business
today.
Dr. G. w. Colt is in Omaha this af-
terho0n.
Whole wheat bread at Bells.
II. Z. Mshsna OF Fremont, is in the
city today.
Rev. T. j. Mullen is in Council
Bluffs today.
Frank Carlisle made business trip
to Modale today.
A fine line of ladies' muslin under
wear just received at j. H. South's.
Frank Harris attended the concert
in Logan last night.
Fletcher Freeman made q business
trip to Omaha today.
j. W. Senseny transacted business in
Omahs this forenoon.
Royal Worcester the finest in the
market. For sale at the Leader.
Miss Edna Davis is visiting Omaha
friends this sfternoon.x -,
Mrs. j. F. Lewis is visiting Omaha
relatives for few days.
Samuel Greer of Modale, is in the
Valley on business today.
Whole wheat bread at Bells. If
Geo. Fisher, of Little Sioux, was in
town on business last night
l.. n kellogg and George Kellogg
ore in Hooper, Neb on business.
NC. lsurbank's grocery store has
been added to the telephone list.
NJ. and Mrs. Vim. Hall are spending
few days with Lincoln-friends.
In London nervous plostratlon now
goes by the name of Amerlcanitis
Mrs ~ r. Weston il in Onawa 70.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02
Whole wheat bread at Bell's.

Geo. Fisher, of Little Sioux, was in
town on business last night
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

.Jene Coyle is in Mondamin today
experimenting the steel gangs con-
structing the track for the new Boyer
Valley railroad.
We acknowledge the receipt of a let
ter from j. w. Shurts. of Otto, Wyom-
ing. He says that country is getting
to the front in great shape.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

]. W. Senseny transacted business in
Omshx this forenoon.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

for that which is the foundation of
communicable, law, order, justice and
liberty?"
In 1903, when Louisiana was pur-
chased, our settlements were few. the
resources small and the government
new, still it was able to,provids for the
new territory, and so it has been in all
acquisitions.
To be sure, they were all on this
continent, we're thinly peopled and
could be organized as territories in the
usual manner and required no material
increase of our army and navy. But
with few resources, few men and a
good government this was all accom-.
plished.
Now, with all the ingenuity of our
citizens, the educational advantages,
the resources of every kind and the
civilization of the people who have
been educating themselves In the
science of government for nearly three
centuries, shall we not be able to
spread this government farther. to
take stand in behalf of Justice and
humanity and the manifest destiny of
mankind?
Let us assist others to rise as we
have done. They may not rise t. the
standard which we may gain in our
progress, but they may be able to
stand where we are now standing.
Let US use our hundreds of men
who are willing to give time, talent
and life, if need be, to benefit these
people and to establish free govern
ment for them.
Whatever our duties to these people
may he, let US show no lack of faith ,
in our conntrymen, or lack of faith in
the principles on which this republic
was founded, but with faith in our
people, in our people, in our republic
and in our liberty let us give to an op-
pressed nation these blessings of Jus.
tice, liberty aud free government.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

George Krelg left this morning for
Bloomfield, Neb, where he goes to
take charge Of the Bloomfield Wayne
express run.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ed. Bates, of Norfolk,
arrived in this city yesterday evening
and will remain here several days visi-
ting friends.
.Calumet Family Soap" does the
work so much better and quicker that
it is a pleasure to use it.
u, Err
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

Fletcher Freeman made q business
trip to Omaha today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

Frank Harris attended the concert
In Logan last night.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

Frank Carlisle made q business trip
to Modsle today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

A dne line of ladies' muslin under
wear just received at j. H. South's.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

DR.. Tsmisiea, Missouri Valley
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

Rev. r. j. Mullen is in Council
Bluffs today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-03-02

II. e. Mshsna OF Fremont, is in the
city today.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-05-31
Romance of slam. Great Peaks.

Slams greatest mountain range is
the Sam Roi Yawt, or the 800 peaks
A quaint legend which explains their
origin is set forth by the Siamese geol-
ogists as follows;
at appears that one Mong Lai and
his wife once inhabited the neighbor-
hood (they were giants). and each
promised their daughter in marriage,
unknown to tho other. to different
suitor. AT last the day of the nuptials
arrived. and Chao Lai and the Lord of
Mleang Chin (China) both arrived to
claim the bride When the Mortified ia
Their found how matters stood-having
a regard for the value of promise,
which is not too common in the east
he cut his daugher in half so that nei
Their suitor should be disappointed.
'.Chao Lai in the meantime, ON find
ing that he had rival committed sui
eide, and the peak of Chao Lai is the
remains of his body The unfortunate
bride is to be found in the islands off
Sam Roi Yawt. the peaks of which are
the remains CT the gifts whiA We're to
be made TO the holy man who was to
solemnize the wedding. while Kaw
Chang and Kaw King. on the east side
of the gulf. are the elephant and buffalo
cart in which the presents We're
brought.
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GLOBE SIGHTS.

A new girls popularity IL rs short.
lived MS that of bride.
Marriage is good deal like gam.
bling; everybody who plays, loses.
Don't abuse the men. abuse nature.
II was intended that men should be
the jays that they are.
IL Il woman has II headache, and does
not fall all over her acquaintance
they accuse her of 'acting COOL
When n pretty girl comes to town.
the town girls say. yes, she is aw.
fully nice. but-'and then roast for
an hour.
woman doesn't put the photo.
graphs of the friends she likes best on
the mantle. but those that take the
prettiest pictures.
An AtchIson girl has feet that are ex.
panslonistS and shoes that are coutrac.
tonsts.
There are not many people smart
enough to tell the difference between n
hondoo and Il mascot.
x there ever a woman so good that
shr WAS truthful in her warmth In in
wiling friends TO visit her?-Atchison
Globe.
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THE HORSE IN BATTLE,
Even when MortnIIy wounded He
VIII Try 10 uennIn Stnndinu

Even When MortnIIy wounded He
VIII Try 10 Hen,nIn Standing.
A veteran cavalry horse partakes of
the hopes and fears Of battle just the
same rs his rider AS the column swings
into line and waits the horse grows
nervous over the waiting If the wait
Is spun out, he will tremble and sweat
and grow apprehensive. If ho has been
six months i'll service. he knows every
bugle call. As the call comes to ad-
vance, the rider can feel him working
at the bit with his tongue to get 1t be-
tween his teeth As he moves out. he
will either seek to get on faster than
he should or bolt. He cannot bolt, how
ever The lines will carry him forward,
and after n minute he will grip. lay
back his ears, and one can feel his sud
den resolve to brave the worst and have
done with il as soon rs possible.
a man seldom cries out when hit in
the turmoil of battle 1t is the same
with n horse. Five troopers out of six.
when struck with bullet, are ont Of
their saddles within minute If hit
III tuc uIGHSl OF hIbulutT, up EO tnelT
hands, and they get heavy fall if in
the leg or foot or arm. they fall forward
and roll off
Even with foot cut off by jagged
piece of shell horse will not drop, 1t
is only when shot through the head or
heart that he comes down He may be
fatally wounded. but hobbies out of the
fight to right or left and stands. with
dropping head. until the loss of blood
brings him down.
The horse that loses his rider and is
unwounded himself will continue to
run with his set of tours until some
movement throws him out Then he
goes galloping here and there. neighing
with fear and alarm, but he will not
leave the field In his racing about he
may get among the dead and wounded.
but he will dodge them, if possible, and
in any case leap over them. When he
has come upon three or four other rider
less steeds. they fall in and keep togeth-
er as il fer mutual protection, and the
"rally" of the bugle may bring the
whole of them into ranks in body. -
Public Opinion
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POINTS AND mooT-PoINTS

There are other liyes-no need tt
cling so to this one.
As we lack wisdom 1t Is well, on tn
whole, we lack power
The world foolishly idolizes but one
ability-the ability to live.
Man knows God better than ht
knows himself or his fellow-man.
Most of us are as good as our bad
ness will permit and vice versa.
Love Is forever entreated, demanded
commanded, refused.
Our strength Is more tragic thar
our weakness because of our unwis
dom.
God-endowed. God-indulged for time
and for eternity is man-yet dissatis
fed
Only dead men never contradict
themselves-the point of view is al
ways the same to them.
II all men were bold and enterprisine
TO the extent of their convictions bust.
ness would have to be transferred
from corporatios to regiments.
We try TO hide our mean selfishness
under fine names-prudence, foresight
energy, enterprise, industry, economy
duty and religion.
Mans cruelty and oppression to his
slaves. human and sub-human, is to be
execrated as the first article of every
creed worthy of humanity.-Boston
Transcript.
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PLANT OF A MILLIONAIRE.
No Fun In Life For IA Man Who Has
Acquired Enormous Wealth.

No Fun In Life For Man Who Has
Acquired Enormous Wealth.
What is the smallest income on which
n man may live in New York was the
question l asked today of noted bank
err, whose income cannot be less than
800, 600 n year well, he replied,
my household expenses alone amount
to SEQ, 600 a year, and do not see how
i possibly could live on less than that.
Then a reminiscent smile began TO cross
his countenance and, heaving a little
sigh. he said "But the happiest time
of my life was when my wife and | and
two children lived here ON 81. 500 a
year. After all. happiness doesn t de-
pend on the amount of mans income
II was quite intimate with William
H. Vanderbilt when he was considered
the richest man in the country | met
him one day in Fifth avenue and said
to him that he ought to be the happiest
man in the world. Il am not, the great
millionaire replied. My health is shat
tered, and all the money possess can
not restore it cannot even drive enc
of my fine horses 1t is painful for me
to sit down My only possible exercise
is for me to walk down the avenue.
receive threatening letters daily. and
my nerves are SO unstrung that / am
constantly afraid that some assassin
will waylny me- l am overrun with
people who want TO get money. l am
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Food supply In Palaces


Here are some Interesting statistics
In regard to the food which is served
In royal palaces. but which Is not
used by the host or guests. The chief
cook Of Emperor Francis Joseph of
Austria estimates that of the 1,250,00O
francs which are spent each year on
the imperial table more than half n
million francs are spent on unused
food, or "leavings." The perquisltes
from II single banquet which was
given on the occasion of the jubilee
amounted to more than twenty thou
sand francs.
The unused food, and especially the
wines. are sold after each meal TO the
principal restaurants of Vienna, and
In this way the cooks and their as
slstnnts contrive to obtain twice and
often three times ms much as Is paid
to them each month by the Empcrors
steward In Italy and in Spain this
leakage mo other words seem appro-
priatcl. has within the past few years
been reduced to minimum. The EN-
peror of Germany has also set his face
against this extravaganza. II Is said
that he makes II contract with the pro-
prietor of one of the first hotels In Bcr-
TN, WHO Euhihhtt'S w iuiiiHh ii'"i'
To him and to all the members of his
court for the fixed sum of twenty
marks Il head.
Queen Victoria examines carefully
into her household expenses and Is
especially careful that no money shall
he wasted In the royal Kitchen.
In the imperial palaces of Russia the
lenyiugs must he considerable. Every
day between five and six hundred
francs worth of wines and cigars are
furnished for the imperial banquet,
and there is n strict rule that no bottle
whether opened or not, shall he pre-
scented twice ut the Cars table. II is
said that this rule Is rgldly enforced
md. If so, II can READILY be seen that
the lot OF chef in n royal Russian pal
ace Is by no means unhappy.
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iRONlChl IFS.

If you want your ears pierced pinch
the baby,
If you are gentleman you will not
have TO advertise the fact
Ii you are Il victim 10 sleep let the
baby eat crackers In bed
II a pun is the lowest form OF wit II
must be the foundation of II.
If advice could be made an active
principle 1t might accomplish more
good
II told to 90 soak your head the
pawnbroker probably wouldn't give
you much ON II.
If man sits on Il bent pin he Is ant
TO rise suddenly and speak briefly and
pointedly.
If you inquire after some PEOPLES
health they proceed to enllghten you at
great length
II there's nothing In name it's
queer what becomes Of the things n
man sometimes puts in his wife's
name.
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leave Lambertville for Manuuka Chunk sSs
10.20 N, l.37, 500 and s.23 m. Sunday, % p M
For Phillipsburg and Easton only 6.2s p m week
days.
Leave Freuchtown sos, 1o47 m, 2Os, $50 and
SAG m week days, $40 Sundays. For Phil
lipsburg and EastOn only, 1902 m.
Arrive at Phillipsburg $40 and li.21 a. m, 242
55s, 1856 and 8. 20 p. m. Sunday 500 p IN.
Leave Phillipsburg 1925, as and Ii 81 m, AZ
Goa aud 9.25 p IN. Sunday. 925 pm.
Arrive BelYidere 1888. 1922 and Il.5s a IN, Sls
6.S2. s;5l p M Sunday, 9.6l p m.
Arrive Manunka Chunk sos. 1880 and II. SO m,
3.25. 6.3S and 9bs m. Sunday 9.5s M.
Additional trains leave Belyidere for Manunka
Chunk 100 and $50 m. and 22O p IN. Sunday,
100 M Returning, leave Mauunks Chunk Tor
Belyidere s25, 1O45 M, 20, $40 and 1000 p m.
Sunday, 1000 pm.
Freight or mixed trains leaving Manunka
Chunk at 6 90 m, Belyidefe 6.l5 am, Martins
Creek 6.S5 M arriving Behigh Junction 6 So m,
will carry passengers and make stops at flag sta
tons north of Phillipsburg.
Passengers for Broad Street Station, Philadel-
phia, by trains leaving Manunka Chunk 7.22 m
daily. and 122i, $40 M week days, and leaving
Phlllipsburg co a N daily, 100 and 5.55 III
weekdays go through without change at Tren-
ton through car for Manunka Chunk is at
taehed to trains leaving Broad Street Station at
Cog, 800 m, 1900 noon, and 81 pm BY all
other trains passengers TO from Broad Street
Station change cars at Trenton.
Connection Is made at ManuDka CHUNK with
Delaware. Lackawanna d Western Railroad; Le-
high Junction with Lehigh Valley ,Lehigh SUE
quehanna Morris ESSEX and New Jersey Contra
Railroads. At Lanlbertyille with Flemin gton RAiS
rosd At Trenton with trains to and from Ne,
York, Camden, &c.
Forfurther n formation see timetables, vhica
ssn be obtained at the ticket ofssss.
j. r. WOOD,
General Passenger Agent.
J. Z. HUTCHINSON,
General Manager
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WEDNESDAY, MAY 81. 1899.
WHEN CALENDARS REPEAT.
Every Twenty Eight Years You Can Use
Your Old Calendar Over Again.

Every Twenty Eight Years You Can Use
Your Old Calendar Over Again.
The monthly calendar and the year
ly calendar of common years repeat
themselves at the regular intervals or
six. five, six and eleven years, creating
the calendar steele Of twenty-eight
years. Our yearly calendars repeat
themselves in regular order every
twenty eight years, except when the
last year of the century is hot
a leap year; then an irregular in
teryal of six or twelve years
and in the case of the leap
years -, rs, 80, "a. SO of such ccntur-
les the regular order of twentyeight
years is not assumed until the expira-
alton of forty years twenty eight plus
twelve. Commencing with the year
1900 each yearly calendar will repeat
itself every twenty-clght years until
the year 2099
That all centuries must begin on
either Monday Tuesday, Thursday or
Saturday is explained by the fact that
our calendar repeats itself every 400
years, therefore, but four days out of
the seven can inaugurate century.
The interval of forty years In the
case of leap year indicated at close of
century applies also TO any other event
occurring at intervals of four years.
For instance, the Presidential inaug
uration day. March 4, 1877, occurred
on Sunday, This will not occur
again until 1917, or forty years later
The intervals must always be six,
five. six, eleven years, but ut the close
of three of every -four centuries an ir-
regularity in the repetition of the
monthly calendar occurs. There may
be Il repetition OF the interval Of
six years GwclveD, or there may
be nm interval of seven or five
years (twelye). before the regular or
der IL resumed, but such irregularity
In monthly calendars is limited to n
period of twelve years.
No monthly calendar ever repeats It
self IL less than five years. As fur
ther illustration. take May, 1871. This
calendar repeated itself May, 1876
five years., and May, 1882 (slX years.
but the entire calendar for 1871 re
peated itself in 1882, only an eleven
year interval.
A monthly calendar repeating Itself
mt no time in less than five years and
often in not less than eleven years the
age of an acquaintance can readily he
ascertalned by knowing the month,
days of month and of week of birth.
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Here the voice of counsel for the de-
Tense thrilled with emotion
Gentlemen of the jury" he cried.
you cannot believe the prisoner to be
the cool, calculating villain the prose
cution would make him out to bel
Were he cool and calculating would he
have murdered his wife as he is ac-
cused of doingH Would he not rather
have spared her in order that she might
be here at this trial to weep for him
and influence your verdict with her
tears2"
Only the thoughtless think lawyers
do not assist the ends of Justice De
troit journal
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Would he Cheaper.

Il have II proposition to make to
you. said the regular patron as he
took the restaurant proprietor off to
one side
"Welll said the restaurant man
II have been coming here for some
time. and | lave discovered that tip
is necessary if one is to get good serv-
ice .
THAT the case nearly everywhere .
"Well. what want to suggest is that
I'll pay the salary of my waiter if you
will put up the tips lou really ought
to be willing to take the more expensive
end of the bargain, don you think -
Chicago Post
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HuntGrd0n County Orphans Court
OF DECEMBER II, 1s9s
Present-IIoN IL b. IlERR, Judge

present-HoN IL r. IlEmt, Judge.
In the matter of the application of William
Sharp, Executor of last viii and Testament
of Catharine Evertt, deceased, for order To
sell Real Estate to pay debts. RULE TO
SHOW CAUSE
William Sharp, Executor of the last VIII
and Testament Of Catharine Everitt, deceased,
having made and exhibited to this Court, I'M
der oath, n Just and true account of the per-
sonal estate aud debts of the said deeedent
as far as he can discover the same, by which It
appears that the personal estate Of the said
upon on application of the said William Sharp,
Executor of last VIII and Testament of the
said Catharine Everitt, deceased, setting forth
that the said Catherine Eyerltt died seized of
Real Estate situate in the Township of Della
ware in the County of Hunterdon and pray
ing the aid of this Court in the premises, il is
ordered by theCourt that all persons interested
in the lands ,tenements, Entertainments and real
estate whereof the said Catharine Everitt died
seized, do appear before this Court on We'd
nesday, the fifteenth day of February, 1899, in
the term of December, 1898, to show cause, II
any they have, why SO much of the Real Is
tate whereof the said Catharine Everltt died
seized as aforesaid, should not be sold rs will
be sufficient to pay her debts, or the residue
thereof rs the case may require, and II is fur
ther ordered that this notice be published IN
the IAMBERrvlILE RECORD for six weeks sue
cessively, and also true copies thereof set up
as the law directs.
Done in open Court and dated Surrogates
Ofice December II, 1898. -
O II SPROUL,
Clerk of the Huntcrdon Orphans Court,
Dee II, 1898.