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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
A WoiaAn YOU CAN'T sNUs.
Never T-:Gr With skinny Woman
Ii Her Face Shines.


Never f-:Gr With skinny Woman
Ii Her Face Shines.
Do you know who Is the most exas-
perating woman III the world? The wo-
man Won can't snuh She is two kinds
the meel, and lowly sort. that when
you sniitc her turns the other cheek un
til you re positively too tired to deal her
another blow, and the one whose self
Importance is invulnerabie as Achilles
heel. / met one of the last kind early in
the winter. On general principles
would avoid this woman. because she's
skinny and her face shines Something
is all wrong about Il skinny woman; one
way or another she's dangerous.
When skinny woman's face shines.
it means she's above using powder and
is sure to make parade, as n virtne. of
the very wrCng that is to account for
the lack of flesh on her bones l couldn't
help the woman calling on me, and
returned her first call rather than run
the risk OF what she might do TO me if
l violated this fundamental principle of
right social action as prescribed by ey-
cry etiquette book in the land. When
she called second time, she addressed
me as my good woman" / can for
give almost anything but being called
good woman. Only menial or medi-
ocrity past 40 is properly termed good
woman. l resolved to snub this crea-
ture, and l wanted her to know was
snubbing her. l would never return her
visit-never. And how do you suppose
she takes 1t? Every time she sees me
she apologies to Inc for Eot having re-
turned my visit-blots my intended
neglect of her out of mind and patron
izes me with the assumption that it is
she who is neglecting me. Mark the
wisdom have uttered.
Never tribe with skinny woman if
her face shines. Washington Star.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

The Mckinley admins ration has
succeeded in getting the business of
the country on its feet, and if Repub.
lican affairs are continued the times
will gradually grow better for all de-
partments of business and industry.
The dem )cratic brethren are in q
dilimma. They don't know just what
to start for campaign issue Last
year it was Quay and the machine.
but as that has proven q failure
among them they are looking around
in the pasture field of politics to find
something to make fnss about.
THESpanish war soldiers are not
only up to date soldiers, but they
are up to date paraders, which
they abundantly proved on Mem
Orial Day, when they extended
thei~ parade to the east end. They
marched with the steadiness Ofreg-
ulars and the light-feOtedness of
young Americans
PEARY has again turned his face to
ward the north pole. The learned
world in general is on the alert all
the time with an honest inquiry for
the state Of this globe at the North
Pole. Every fort SO far to reach
the pole has been a failure. If suf.
ficienr money could be raised to push
lire of ashins northward till the
pole is reached, the problem can be
solved. Build one cabin in advance
of the other O half mile apart Pro-
vision the cabins and the work is &C.
complished. L. would require nc
less than 1900 cabins. Who are the
people to invest the millions to carry
such al enterprise through in the in
Herest of science and human knowl-
edge.
DEMOCRATIC leaders are sitting on
the fence wondering what their next
campaign issue shall be. There,
says one, is the 16 to | issue. 1t
wasn't worn thread bare Ly any
means, for the country needs as much
solid redemption money as ever, and
the debt is growing instead of dim
inishing, growing faster than they
are digging gold out of tho earth
with which to pay II, therefore silver
cannot be dispense with IS redemp
tion money. Alb! says another dem
ocrat the Is to l issue is dead issue,
there isn't thing in it to move the
people with, but t: ere are the trusts,
make the trusts the issue L. seems
rs if tie food gates OF charters were
opened to launch trusts The little
state Of Nsw Jersey the past winter
is+ led charters for the organization
of three billion trusts. But s,ys a
knowing demo crat there isn't thing
in that to hang an issua on for the
reason that there are as many demo-
Gratis liz that wat red stock gams as
there ale Republicans, and that des-
troys it as party issue. Here says
a free trader Is the tariff for an issue
No! no! says another, don't you see
there is nothing in that-the low
tariff under Cleveland Almost ruined
the couatry. The protective tariff of
the .HcKini+y administration has
put the business again on its feet |
Yes! the most perplexing thing for
the democrats is to find an issue.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
Medical Studcnts' Primer.

What place is thisy This is the Path
illogical society. How does one know it
is the Pathological society? You know
by the specimens and the smells.
What does that gentleman say? He
says he has made post nlortem. All
the gentlemen make post mortems.
They would rather make a post mortem
than go to a party.
What is that on plate? That is a
tumor. 1t is very large tumor. 1t
weighs 112 pounds. Was the tumor re-
moved from the patient2 No; the pa
tient was removed from the tumor.
Did they save the patient2 No, but they
saved the tumor
What is this in the bottle? 1t is a
tapeworm. 1t is long tapeworm; it is
three-quarters of mile long. Is that
much for tapeworm? 1t is indeed
much for a tapeworm, but not much
for the Pathological society.-Indiana
Medical Journal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
Where Trusts Hurt.

Philadelphia North American
Among the many trusts that have
bee formed in the past few months.
very few have any other purpose
tha the sale of stock. Most of
them will have little or no influence
over the enterprises they are ad-
vertised to control. There is fr
more reason to fear the conse-
quences of the speculative mania
they have stimulated than any in
crease in the prices of products or
the restriction of production. The
very lambs that are bleating in Wall
Street over the loss of their wool in
other forms of gambling, regard a
majority of the trusts as transp,r-
ent schemes to entrap rural victims.
While great sums in the aggregate
will he lost from the avidity of the
people to invest in the shares of the
trusts that are so vigorously de-
nOunced, the worst effect will be in
promoting the spirit of rash specu-
lation.
To experienced men this eager
ness of small savers to make a for
tune in a day is all SO hopeless and
pitiful that, immoral as the enter
prise undoubtedly is, there is a
sentiment of sympathy for them.
1t calls for peculiar talent, ire
mendous nerve, great foresight and
a large experie ce for persons to
make and keep fortune in specu-
latiOn. The ordinary small saver
has no more reason to believe he
can estimate the purposes of the
-shrewd men who manipulate stock
enterprises and get on the winning
side than any other lamb has to
think that he can escape the shear
er. The exasperating thing is that
all good advice is thrown away :.on
persons who once make up their
minds to become rich by wits they
do not possess.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
nRAvE MEN FAIL.

Victims to stomach. liver asd kidaey
troubles % well - women, and all feel the
resuits 10 loss Of appetite, poisors in the
blood, baekbone, nervousness, hsadschs
asd tired, listless, rundown feeling. Bat
there's no need to feel like that. Listen to
]. WI Gardner. Idavills, Ind. Hc says /:
"Klectric Bitfers are Just tho thing for Q
man when he 10 all run down. and don't
care whether no lives or dies. 1t did
moro to give me new strength and good
appetite thon anything I could take.
can now eat anything a-d have a new lesse
on life." Only so cents at N. p Craw
fords Drug Store. Every bottle guaran-
tecd.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

The common usage of pronouncine
the name of our city as though it were
spelled ALBANY has SO long prevailed
that it will probably surprise many
readers to be told that the first syllable
of the name is properly short and
should be pronounced like the AL In Al
fred and Albert. Edwin Forrest, who
was an accurate orthoepist, called this
city Albany, not ALBANY or Awl-
bany.-Albany Argus.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

For over year The Ledger has been
stealing from its exchanges without e
qualm of conscience. Notice is hereby
given that our better nature has assert
ed itself. and everything will be credit
ed hereafter. Tell you why. Saw an
item in western exchange stating that
a woman was composed of 4s0 muscles.
$50 bones and 250 pins. Copied it as
original. Woman read it. Called us
liar. Had concealed on her person $50
pins Hereafter items will be credited,
and the blame of false statements will
fall where it belongs. pa.
Ledger
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
MARRIAGE LICENSE:
Granted.-May 20, to Addison
German and Miss Annie Heck, both
OF Mlfflintown.
Mexico has an area Of ISL coo square
miles or nearly one-fourth that of the
United States
4 DIVERSITY OF TONGUES.
S;.c Many Languages That Are Spo-
ken In the British Isles.

"
sac siaEy Languages That Are spo-
ken In the British Isles.
Perhaps to many people it will be 4
r.:eat surprise 10 learn that a very con-
siderable percentage of the native born
inha bitants of the British isles cannot
speak English.
Naturally, the vast majority do use
it as the language of their birth, but in
Wales there are as many as sos, 036
persons who speak only Welsh, the
mother tongue of the principality.
Again, in the highlands of Scotland
Gaelic is the colloquial language OF 43.-
T3S persons, who are able to speak
nothing else. In Ireland 80, 121 sons of
Erin can speak only Erse, the native
Irish tongue.
That Erse is being displaced by the
tongue of the sister isle is made evident
by the fact that the Rev. Joseph Bos-
worth. writing in 1S4S, gave Irish as
the commonly spoken tongue of nearly
8, 900, 900 inhabitants At that time
Welsh was spoken by 1000 900 per-
sons.
Strangely enough, while in Wales
fewer people speak both Engllsh ana
Welsh than Welsh alone, in Scotland
almost FIVE times as many people use
both languages as those who speak
Gaelic only, and in Ireland the proper
tion is still greater, being 20 speaking
both to one who is able to speak Irish
only.
Manx is spoken in the Isle of Man.
The population of the island is 50. sos.
The people are of Celtic extraction, with
an intermixtrre of Norwegian. The is
land was under the rule of Norway
from $40 to 1868 A. D. Both Manx and
English are used in the PRONUNCIATION
of any new law in the island.
The Channel islands have popula-
tion of about 92, coo, and the language
spoken is French. Thus six languages
are used in the British isles.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
n;FFLIN1OWN GRAIN MARX KITS
MIFFLINTOwN. MAY
MILLIONS GIVEN AWAY.

1t is certainly gratifying to the public to
know of one concern in the land who are
not afraid to be generous to the needy and
aufering. Tho Iroprietors Of DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs
asd Colds, have given away over ten mil
lion trial bottles of this great medicine !;
and have the sotisfahtian OF knowing j, hos
cured thousands OF hopeless
cases. Asthmp, Brodchltis, Hoarsebess
and all diseases of the Throat, Chest and
Lungs are sueely cured by it. Call on ~
r. Crawford, Druggist, ard get free trial
bo tile. Regular size Soc. and 81. Every
bottle. guaranteed, or price refunded.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
N0f His STYLE.

Teacher-One should be thoughtful
in dispensing favors. For example.
suppose your father. Johnny. was in a
crowded street car and two ladies, one
old and the other young. got in, which
of them would he give his seat tot
Johnny-Guess you don't know dad.
He wouldn give it to either. Boston
Transcript.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

A bucket 743 miles deep and TAB
miles from side to side would hold
every drop of the ocean. The bucket
could rest quite firmly on the British
isles. To fill the bucket one would need
to work 10000 steam pumps. each
uckins up Loco tens Of sea
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
PHILADELPHIA MARKETS,

May 81, 1879.
Wheat 77c; Oats 32c; Corn 34c;
Pennsylvania tobacco filters s to
12c and 17c; fine wrappers 40 to
6Octs; butter 13 to 22c; eggs 15c;
Live chickens s to 12c 10; spring
chickens 23 to 3Octs a piece; green
peas 81 .42c bushel; straw berries
Sets qt.; sour cherries s to 1Octs
a pound; huckleberries 10 to 12cts
a quart; old potatoes so to 6Octs a
pound; new Southern potatoes 81.
so to $3.50 barrel; Hay $1O.50
to $500; beef cattle at 81 to sic;
hogs II to 3ac; sheep $50 to s. .S5;
spring lambs 81 so to $50; veal
calves 81 to 81 so.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
WORKInG NIGHT AND DAY

The busiest and mightisst little thing
that ever was made il Or Kings New Life
Pills. Every pill is sugar coated slobu'e
Of health. that changes weakness into
strength, listle ssness into energy, brain -fsg
int mental power. They re wonderful in
bri'ding up the hcaltl.. Only 25e. Ter box.
Sol 1 by n. P. Crawford.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
Dispatches indicate the greatest
wheat crop failure since 1881.
Miss Martha Forsythe of Lewis
town, was in MifflintOwn last week,
attending the commencement exer-
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.


Clara j. Thompson is entertain
ing Mrs: o. P. Grove from Denver,
Col. They were school mates at
Bethlehem Moravian Seminary.
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
The Pennsylvania Railroad Com
pany, have contracted for t e con
struction of a fourth track from
Kittanning Point on the mountain
to CressOn.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Kaufman
of Harrisburg, are visiting Mr..
Kauffman's parents in Patterson,
and will take trip to chicago, st.
Louis and the west.
DR.. Kings New Discovery.
Mrs. BOusam and son Roy of Mid
dletOwn, spent some time visiting
her daughter, Mrs. Stewart of
Locust Grove, and witnessed the
commencement exercises where her
grandson Roy Stewart was gradu
uted.
Mr.. David r. Rhodes and neph-
ew Herbert Shaffer of Hummels-
town paid Geo. Hover, Esq, of
MifflintOwn avisit, and took in the
horse sale last Friday Mr.. Rhodes
and Mrs. Hover are brother and
sister.
DR.. Kings New Discovery.
Last Saturday an eagle that
measured six feet from tip to tip of
wings attacked John Fritz of Cumu
township, Berks county while he
was travelling afOOt on the public
road. Fritz stabbed the eagle to
death with his pocket knife.
The fire alarm brought out the
hose company promptly on Thurs
day night when the Dysinger sta
bic burned. The company unlim-
bered at the plug at the corner of
9th street to be ready in case an
emergency should arise to O.her
property from the burning stable.
DIR. Kings New l. ifePills.
The aqueduct across the river at
the Junction at Duncan's island is
being torn down. With that OBJ
struction moved the Mil erstown
dam becomes an obstruction of the
river. With the dam out of the
river shad could be caught all along
the river as far us to Huntingdon.
LewistOwn Gazette Wheat is
coming Out in head and the straw
is very short. The prospects bid
fair for short crop of straw and
the hay crop bids fair to be a light
one, as the grass is very short. The
clover is coming out in blossom
and not over six or eight inches
tall.
DR.. Kings New Life Pills.
Monday afternoon was a good
day fOr storms The telegraph re-
ports destruction of houses and
barns by lightning and wind in
York State, at TOnawanda, where
two men were killed: A tree was
blown on one; the other was
blown out of wagon against a
fence and killel. Women by the
score took hysteria. Two women
were killed, many persons were in
jured. Annie Sullivan was thrown
across telephone wire that was
blown from a pole. She was killed
instantly by the electric shock.
Mrs. Mary Fitzgerald was fright
ened to death. The destruction to
property is great.
Bucklen'S Arnica Salve.
Wonderful are the cures by Hoods
Sarsaparilla and yet it is only because
as the one true blood purifier, it makes
pure, rich, healthy, life-giving blood.
Hoods Pills for the liver and
bowels, act easily yet promptly. s5c
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
SchOtt'S Stores.
GREAT OPENING OF SUMMER GOODS
DURING THIS MONTH.

which bought before and are now
delivered.
We bought the goods at right prices produce quick buying
Beautiful Scotch dainty and choice which don't fade at
41cte
Dainty Figures stripes and oolors
the Sc 10c lac and l5c
Pqueas Fancy Figures, &c Nice and
for skirt o Shirt Waists 1Oc and 15c
Cotton Goods for cool
asking but bought this below
prices give benefit of bargains
Wrappers dress all perfect
in styles and are sold at very low prices
Lace SOC Nottingham
Irish Paint Curtains for less than import prices
Striped 1c 2lc fue Irgraia Carpet 25c and finest
selections Tapestry Busse and Velvet and fine Administer
pets Wholesale Prices
Spring Rollers Fsit Spring
oil shades oil shades
OF them for 29c; few rolls of mating at 124c.
Shoes Summer We and cheaper
anywhere without exception.
and Amos Keay Ginghams al yard
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
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SEVENTY YESEVEN"-("77.)
ct Is DR.. Humphreys famous
Specific for the cure cf Grin and
Colds. and the prevention. OF P.cumo
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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

The Sales of Hoods Sarsaparile
are the largest in the world becaus
the cures by Hoods Sarsaparills ~
wonderful, perfect, permanent
Hoods Pills are the best tag
cathartic and liver medicine. 25c. -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
A DEMONSTRATORS NOTICE.
DIED.

SHREFFLER.-On the 9th inst,
at his home in Licking Creek Val
ley, of drOpsic | trouble, Charles
Schreffler, aged 81 years, SmOs.
and 10 days.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
LEGAL.
A DMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that letters of
Administration in the estate of Abra-
ham Brubaker, late of Beale township,
Juniata county Pa, deceased, have been
granted to the undersigned, residing i'm
said township All persons having
claims against the said estate will pres
ent the same for payment to
EMORY w. WOODWARD,
Administrator,
Walnut, Pa.
J. n. KELLER, Attorney.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
Sax,,s,Ee Bottle Free

Eavor;te Remedy that the DR. DAVID kNp
pondout w. will prepaid free sample bottle TO
er who sends his posto address and mentions TINS
fact that our liberal this guarantee Oh "
All druggists ell Favore Remedy at SIC bottle
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

Dh. HUMrHREYs' HOMEOPATHIC M.Sr.,.
OF DISEASES MAILED FREE.
smaii bottles of pleasant pellets 6t tn. r.,.
recaint - Sola oy druggists, or sent prepaid mon
are made s1 oc p cents, except Nos. g, and Sc
o'ne company Ill William St., New York.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31
Bucklen'S Arnica Salve.

Wonderful are the cures by Hoods
Sarsaparil!a and yet it is only because
as the one true blood purifier, it makes
pure, rich, healthy, life-giving blood.
Hoods Pills for the liver and
bowels, act easily yet promptly. S5c
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-05-31

Clara j. Thompson is entertain
ing Mrs: o. P. Grove from Denver,
Col. They were school mates at
Bethlehem MOravian Seminary.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-11-09
Praise for a Vermont Actor.

Concerning Toll Gate Inn, the
new play in which John Burgess
Weeks of St. Adams assumes the
leading role, the Rochester, n. ".
Herald says:
''The audience last night was as
enthusiastic an assemblage of theatre
+ goers as has been entertained in a
Rochester theatre this season. A
play that makes so decided ii hit with
in a week of the first performance
must be regarded as an assured sue
cess.
"From cast of generally accept
able quality the work of one player
stands out in bold relief. John b.
Weeks makes almost a star part of
Potachie. half breed. 1t is charac-
ter study Of remarkable distinctness,
admirable originality and convincing
strength. Mr.. Weeks dominated
every scene in which he appeared.
His Poatchie is a blend of quiet insol-
ence and audacity toward his foes and
devoted loyalty and fidelity to his
friends, SO skillfully presented as to
be constantly fascinating. Mr.. Weeks
must be credited with. the best bit of
character study of the kind since the
role of the Indian in Boucicault S
''Cotoroon" was first played, years
and years ago. By the end of the sea-
son Mr.. Weeks should be ready to star
in a play especially written for him
atfording him more ample opportunity
for the display of the peculiar ability
of which he makes such good use in
Toll Gate Inn. AS matter of fact,
he is starring now, not on the pro-
gramme or billing, but in the actual
performance.
" Toll Gate Inn is handsomely cos
TUNED and beautifully mounted. 1t
is a play rich in tableau effects and
the stage frequently presents a pic
ture' that arouses the enthusiasm Of
the audience.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-11-09
EVERYTHING RIGHT.
Trustees Of Goddard Seminary Doing
a Through Job.

When Goddard Seminary opens next
week it will be in as fine sanitary con-
dition as any school in the state. The
plumbing has been thoroughly over
hauled and everything not above slls-
piciOn taken out: the rooms have all
been thoroughly fumigated, and are
being painted and papered; the spring
that supply the seminary have been
throughly cleaned and purified, and
everything done to make the premises
the healthiest in Vermont. No pains
or expense has been spared.
Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever
Toe. 25c. II c. G. G fail, druggists refund money
AeWitt 5 Witch Hazel Salve
-s.res Piles. S,.aids. Burns.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-11-09
Peter Neddo is taking IA vacation.

Peter Neddo is taking a vacation.
Mrs. Haekett has returned from a
visit in Bethel.
Asa Harrington is in Mortified ON
business this afternoon.
G. l.. Bugbee is in Mortified on
business this afternoon.
Miss Minnie HOLSTER left this noon
for South Lawrence, Mass.
George Rowland Of East Montpelier
is calling on his son, + & Rowland.
Harry Huse, who broke his leg
some time ago, is able to be out on
the street once more.
DR.. l.. ID. Martin finished moving
yesterday into H. +. Cutters new
house on Church street.
Mrs Karl Lane returned last night
from few days visit at her former
home in East Montpelier.
The name of the hotel purchased
by Charles Johnston in plattsburgh is
the "United States Hotel.
julius Mendelshon of Plattsburgh,
n Y, and Carl Burgess of New York
city are in town on business today.
James +. Rice, brakeman on the
Williamstown train, is feeling happy
over the receipt of his prize money.
The young ladies of the Church of
the Good Shepherd are planning to
hold a chestnut social the first Of next
month.