The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-07-01

Mr.. Editor
Deer Sir.-I hav so meny letters
from yurc correspondents 2 ancer
that l cant get them awl in
this week so will have ancer sum
later. There ] wish state those pee
pill whose letters are not ancerd this
weak that l will do so az soon az possi-
BILE l awso wish 2 state the benefit ov
whom 1t may konsern, and evrybody else,
that the next man wooman or child the
he friend or foe) who seZ "iz IL hot Cnutf
you" or eny remark whatsoever kon-
seTninE the state ov the wether between
this date and Oct. 1st takes his or her life
in thare own hands az the kasc may be.
l will not be responsible 4 my aXions.
| am constituted similer . the gcnral run
of kreatshun there | do my shair oV
pcrsprin In the hectid seeson and |
must sa IT don't kool me oph 2enymarked
degree hav evry pusildnimus numbskul
/ meat remind me that the wethcr IL
uncomfortable Pecpil with brainz think
ov other things besides the wether and
ar there 4 able tn 90 keep kool until tina
meat 1 ov the abuv menshuned retchcs.
Persons who wish 2 he konsiderd Drit9
will there n. II. take motifs.
Veritas--No swet bords due not per-
spire. They probly akquird thare present
name oweing the fakt that eny sucker
q use this term adviZedlyD who plays the
don't due him eny good he kant get his
mummy back and it only makes him feel
uncomfortable. / never new a protest
kristshum 2 he mgr oV SWEET bord,
there / don't think its quite az onnest
az declng pharo.
Wilkesbarrcan--In rtcing an essay on
the poll kat Ckommenly kallcd the
skunlO wish 2stat | hav plagerized sum
infermashun from CenturyS diCkShunarN.
90 nnll
derived from the Latin word stinkerinus
and az l am sumwhat rusty on Latin we
will hav take his word Ait The poll
| kat, like rattel snaiX. haz a way oV max
| ink its presents kone long be you see
| him tho in a different manner While the
poll kat IL not konsidered particularly
vishus / have knone, acktiv spesimcn ov
| that family brake up a kamp meeting
| ov over 5 hundred pcepil and hold them
at bay and libbyhum (aZ long az lie
| wanted p
| 1t isn't considered coed form in polite
| sosety 2 assoshcate with poll kats; in
| fackt l remember distnktly my lst IN
| terview with /. 1t was l sunday after
noon and | had my best close on, and
| after I returnd home instinkt Cor some
| thing like thaU scanned 2 tell my father
| that i had bin playing with !. lie was
| so angry with me he woodnt allow me
| aSsosheate with the family until ] had
| spent 2 daZe in refleXion, meditashun,
| isOlaShun and tn, wood shed
| | never saw l in a menaSrie, so kan
| onley reckommCnd the woods and coun-
try az a plase WHARF yaI kan witness T.
| If yu RELY want = ketch ! | would sug-
| gest the use ov an 50 # lassO.
| / wood awlso ware old close or max
intosh as it mite rane. After yu have
| wunce sekured the reptile YOU shooc
keep the lasso tawt while bringing him
| home his kick us az Vishus az that oN
| the jackass.
Scientists tell us that the proper in
| strument examine the poll kat with Il
the mikershope but my prefrents IL the
spyglas. Yu kan SCOT Yurc self.
In olden times peepil thawt musk per
fumery was sekured from the poll kat
but such IL not the kasc. This eroneou!