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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-04-03

Easter poultry sold at cost, Satur-
day
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-04-03
FREE BOOK,

Three Glasses of Men which ex-
plains all and Is sent free by mail in
plain sealed envelope. I answer all
letters personally. Write or call to-
day. n"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-04-03
GREEN STUFF.
Some of the Choice Varieties in
Augustus Market.
Celery is Practically cone-Many Things are
Reducing in Price.

CCCMBERS are down
where common people
car look at them. They
have dropped from that
high horse where they
were not long ago rid
ing with their heads
above all but the
patrician class. and are
where anyone with Is
or IS cents, according to
the size and degree of
freshness of each (cu-
cumber), can buy them.
The Journal man
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-04-03

The following company, Saturday,
filed a certificate of Incorporation
II. X. Eewbert Shoe Company, or
ganiZed at Gardiner for the purpose of
manufacturing and repairing boots
and shoes. with $4,000 capital stock, OF
which $4,000 is paid in. The officers
are: President, H. X. Newbert of
Gardiner, Me-; trea surer. Fred S. New
bert of Gardiner, Me. Certificate APP
proved. March so. 1899
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-04-03

ginning of what has developed into my
1899 model, DIR. Sander
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-04-03

Lung Kuro quickly cures La Grippe
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-04-03
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Hoods Pills euro liver Ills; the noniIrtating and
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-04-03
Upholstering

Oil Opaque. Tint Cloth and Lonsdale
Holland. Made to fit your windows.
Work well, look well. and wear Wen. No
charge for hanging them. Get my
prices before you purchase.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

M QUAD'S FUN |
eseesss. COPYRIGHT lssSsssss
HING ny THE NECK

Some one in the smoking car recog-
pized in the old grny-haired man pull
ing away at pipe former city mar
shall of "a frontier town in Dakota, and
we at once crowded in on him and
asked him to tell the story of his be-
ing lynched by mob,
Thar wasn't nothin' much TO it," he
replied with u smile. THE boys
thought was too fresh as city marshal,
and so they rushed me-"
But we want the particulars" was
insisted. What happened before they
hung you?"
oval, several things happened. As
city marshal had crowd of about
200 blacklegs to keep in order. They
didn't keer fur the law, but was afraid
of my guns. We had had half dozen
skirmishes when the crowd got to-
gether and decided that ] must GO.
I hey sent Teller named jenkins to
tell me to take walk or look out fur
trouble, and of course | didn't go.
Jest walked around as usual, and next
day at noon the fuss begun. 1t seemed
like everybody in town was shootin' at
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

me, and | made fur the railroad depot,
1t was in the papers that | stood EN-
Off fur four hours. Then got bullet
in the hip and they had me out"
But you must have hurt some Of
them in return?'
Eyes, of course. They said | killed
three and wounded four or five. Iallus
thought it was poor record, though.
When they got me out the idea was
to hang me. 1t was wonderful how
many ropes were brought out and how
many men knowed all about maxim a
hangman's knot. The crowd carried
ne down TO tree by the creek and it
wasn't a mint before | was up on
bar'l and the moose was over my neck.
Some of 'em was fur givin' me time to
git my breath but that man jenkins
kicked the bar'l away and left me
hangin' in the air.
And what were your scnsations?
was asked.
II had so many that they was all
mixed up" replied the old man.
about all ! remember was tryin' to
touch the airth with my toes, and feel
in good deal of goneness in my lungs,
Can't say thar was any great pain
about it, / kept turnin' round and
round, and the voices of the crowd
kept CROWN fainter and fainter, and
by and by fell asleep. 1t was Jest
about dusk when they hung me, and
the last of the crowd had been gone
Is minits when i come to. The rope
had broke and let me down, and mebbe
it was an hour before | could crawl
away"
"And you made your way out Of
town."
did |? Wall. the papers didn't say
so. BY midnight | was as good as ever,
except a stiff neck and sore throat.
| went to Joe Peters saloon and got
three or four drinks and two guns, and
then ] started fur the head of the street
and worked down.
How did you work down?"
"Why, | worked every place whar'
thought | could find one o that crowd,
and ! found lots of en-. 1t was big
surprise party, but the record was
nuthin' to brag of. l was so shook up
| couldn't shoot very straight. They
buried six men next day, and two dozen
others had the limps more or less fur
the next three months. That wasn't
the pint, however. The pint was that
the blacklegs got out of town and law
and order went TO the top, and we be-
come so powerful quiet and good that
the railroad run another line and side
tracked us and every business house
moved over to Jack Hill. 1t would hev
bin heap better fur that town if my
rope hadn't broke"
And did you never feel any ill-effects
from the hanging?' was the last ques-
ton.
Jest one. Since that time l can't
holler with shucks, and it makes it
sorter bad fur me when I'm campcd on
the prairie and want to skeer the
howlin kyotes away
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
MADE AN IMPRESSION.
The "smart AieciS" Candidate Spells
His Chances by BcipR Too
Foremost.

"Do you happen to know why the rural
vote went back on him when he ran for
congress?" asked one leading Michigan poll.
tician OF another.
Never gave the matter any study"
Nor did |. just happened to learn few
facts. lie went to big meeting of horti-
culturists several years ago; long before
he thought OF running for office. You know
what smart 'AleclS he is. After what was
really thoughtful and well-considered dis
cussion, he obtained permission to ask some
questions, and started off with this one:
"Where do literary laurels grow? There
was a laugh, and the thing would have
been remembered as joke had he not per.
sisted
"Who cultivates the flowers Of rhetoric%
was his next conundrum, and then he want
ed to know if the buds of genius could be
forced and if they could survive a hard
winter.
Mister Chairman, shouted little weaz.
ened man in the back of the hall, 4 would
move you, sir, that we ap'int committee
of three to report on the feaserbility OF
raisin' PUMPKINS in large cities and fur to
ascertain il the germs of true will kin be
cultervated in the cabbage head
"The future asprant for congress closed
the debate with nothing more expressive
than sickly grin, but the rural contingent
remembered him when the election came
f."-Detroit Free Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

81 might have been gliding around
on one of those things and taking lots
of comfort but for the kodak man."
said the fat man as he lodged a bicycle
al the corner.
What had the kodak man to do with
it?"
"He took a snap shot at me in my bi.
cycle suit and sent me proof. That
settled it with me-"
You thought-thought-?'
Il didn't think, sir. simply knew
that the public wouldn't stand any
novelty of the sort, and so got out OF
my togs!"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
The Sage of sawhaw saysi

A glad hand often hides an itchin' palm.
When man is hard up he is gener'ly cast
down.
The man with pull is usu'ly in the push.
The prodigal son has always been husky
fellow.
Alcoholic spirits gener'ly go before fall.
The fellow with grindstone is lookin'
for cranks.
The early bird is apt to make his first re-
appearance about Easter.
There is good deal of mutton nowadays
tryin' to appear like wolf
That man who always looked before he
leaped prob'ly didn't travel nights.-Chi-
cago Democrat.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

Pe-ru-na is known from the Atlantic
to the Pacific. Letters Of congratula-
ton and commentator testifying to
the merits OF Pe-ru-na as catarrh rem
edy are pouring in from every state in
the Union. DR.. Hartman is receiving
hundreds of such letters daily. All
classes write these letters, from the
highest to the lowest.
The outdoor laborer, the indoor arti-
san, the clerk, the editor, the statesman,
the preacher-all agree that Pe-ru-na is
the catarrh remedy of the age. The
stage and rostrum, recognizing catarrh
as their greatest enemy, are especially
enthusiastic in their praise and testi-
mony.
Any man who wishes perfect health
must be entirely free from catarrh. Ca
tarrh is well-nigh universal; almost
omnipresent. Pe-ru-na is the only alb
solute safeguard known. A cold is the
beginning of catarrh. To prevent colds,
to cure colds, is to cheat catarrh out of
its victims. Pe-ru-na not only cures ca
tarrh, but prevents. Every household
should be supplied with this great rem
edy for coughs, colds and so forth.
The Governor of Oregon is an ardent
admirer Of Pe-ru-na. He keeps it con-
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
Cntnrrh Cannot lie Cured

with Local Applications, as they cannot
reach the seat Of the disease. Catarrh is a
blood or constitutional disease, and in order
10 cure it you must takc internal remedies.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces Halls Catarrh Cure is not quack
medicine. 1t was prescribed by one of the
best physicians in this country for years,
and is q regular prescription. 1t is com ;
with the best blood purifiers, acting direct
ly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination of the two ingredients is what
produces such wonderful results in curing
Catarrh Send for testimonials, free.
i. j. CHENEY & CO, Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, price 7jc.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

It's the greatest grass on earth-Salzer says
SO. This grass yields 4 to tons better hay
than timothy in dry, rainless countries;
yields even more than that in Ohio, Ind,
Mich, Wis, Iowa, H., Mo, Kans., Nebr,
Mont, yes in every state OF the Union!
Salzer warrants this! Potatoes 100 Dbl.
Send this notice to JOHN A. SALZER
SEED CO., LA CROSSE, Wis, and 10
cents postage and receive their great Seed
Catalogue and sample of this grass seed and
nine other farm seed Raretes free. K.]
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
WHAT ALABAsTINE is.

Alabastne is the original and only dur
able wall coating on the market II Is
preparations. Alabastinc is made ready
for use in white or twelve beautiful
tints by the addition Of cold water. II is
put up in dry powdered form. in five
pound packages, with full directions on
every package. 1t takes the place of
scaling kalsomnes, wall paper and paint
for walls. Alabastine can he used on
plaster, brick. wood or canvas, and a
child can brush II on.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
His Usual Con,nIaIut

What do you think of that fire?
asked the young wife, pointing with
pride to the kitchen range, with which
she had been occupied for an hour.
We'll, yawned the husband. rubbing
bis half-opened eyes, tits pretty good,
but it's not as good as mother used to
make IN, Y. Dispatch,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
pITH AND POINT.

It is impossible to destroy courag,
by plucking itup,
Girls should never marry uLtll they
are old enough to say "yes."
Time heals all wounds, Money is also
n great heeler,
Mercy to the guilty is often cruelty to
the innocent.
Women may be the weaker vessel,
but man is often broke.
You can't prevent the sun from set
ting by stopping your clock.
Man is the only animal with a chronic
longing for the unattainable.
II is well to begin at the top of the
ladder and go down-in case of fire.
Women are naturally tender-hearted.
No woman ever wilfully steps on a
mouse.
The thief may be strictly temperate
yet he is nearly always taking some
thing.
The man who persists in doing others
often terminates his career by doing
time.
The theorist is all right until II Is
time to make practical demonstra-
ton.
Insane people haven't monopoly on
cracked heads; the peacemaker ac-
quires one occasionally.
II takes the moon two weeks to get
full and two weeks more to get over IT,.
Men are built different.
The average man is better at confess.
ing The mistakes of other people than
he is at acknowledging his own.
Half the people in the world are un.
happy because they can't afford the
things that make the other half miser
Able.-Chicago Daily News.
Cleverness is serviceable for every.
4 Inn IN
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
WHAT "IxALsOuNEs, ARE.

Kalsomines are cheap and temporary
preparations. manufactured from whit
Ing, chalks. clays. etc. They are stuck on
the walls with decaying animal glue. Ala
hastine is not kalsomine. 1t is rock
base cement. which sets, and it hardens
with age. II can he re-coated and re-
decorated without having to wash and
scrape off its old coats. Beware OF a
large four-pound package Of light kalso-
mine, sold to dealers for four pounds and
offered to customers as a fve-pound
package.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
CHURCHES AND sCHooLHOusEs.

The interior walls Of churches, school
houses and all public halls should never
he coated with anything but the durable
and pure Alabastine. So evident has this
fact become, that hundreds OF tons are
used annually for this work. The gcnu-
inc Alabastine does not rub or scale off
1t IS cleanly during the long period of its
usefulness Every owner of n building
should use II. Ask your paint dealer or
druggist for card of tints, and write for
free copy of our paper. Alabastine Era,
to Alabastne Co. GRIND Rapids. Mich.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
REJECT THE JUST AS GOOD.

The dealer who tells YOU that he can
sell you the same thing" as Alabastine
posted or Is trying to deceive YOU In of.
fering something he has bought cheap
and is trying to sell on Alabastlnes de-
mands, he may not realize the danger to
himself as well as to YOU Beware OF
all new substitutes. Dealers risk
suit for damages by selling and consum-
ers by using an infringement Alabas slime
Co. own the right to make and sell wall
coatlngs adapted to mix with cold water.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

Beloved" he cried, throwing himself at
his wifes feet, Eve have lost all save hon
orr The woman pressed her hand to her
streaming eyes and wept as il her heart
were breaking. How awkward" she
sobbed Just the thing we don't need il
we've got to dead heat" Verify it seemed
that relentless fate pursued them.-De'
troit Journal
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
Sensitivc on That Hcnd.

The illustrious senator, who still lacked
dozen or more votes Of reelection, was in the
BARRIERS chair.
The razorial artist ran his fingers through
his customers hair.
Seems rather dry and dead" he said, in
deferential and suggestive manner.
Great Seott!' exclaimed the illustrious
statesman, fiercely. Cant / so anywhere
without having my deadlocks thrown up to
meW-Chicago Tribune.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
AN EXCELLENT COMBINATION.
Successful Enterprise BASED on Merit
The Importance of Informing the
Public OF the Value of an Article
Through the Leading Newspapers.

The few remedies which have attained TO
worldwide fame, as truly beneficial in
effect and giving satisfaction to millions of
people everywhere, are the products of
the knowledge of the most eminent ply.
sicians, and presented in the form most
acceptable to the human system by the
skill OF the worlds great CHEMISTS and one
Of the most successful examples is the
Syrup Of Figs manufactured by the Cali
iorna Fig Syrup Co. Unlike host of
limitations and cheap substitutes, Syrup OF
Figs Is permanently beneficial in its effects,
and therefore lives and promotes good
health, while. inferior preparations are be-
ing cast aside and forgotten. In olden
times II q remedy gave temporary relief to
individuals here and there, it was thought
good; but nowadays laxative remedy
must give satisfaction to all II you have
never used Syrup of Figs, give it a trial,
and you will be pleased with it, and will
recommend ii to Your friends or to any who
sufler from constipation, or from over-feed-
ing, or from colds, headaches, biliousness,
or other. ills resulting from an inactive con.
dition OF the kidney, liver and bowels.
In the process of manufacturing the
pleasant family laxative made by the Cali.
fornia Fig Syrup Co., and named Syrup Of
Figs, figs are used, as they are pleasant to
the taste; but the medicinal properties of
the remedy are obtained from an excellent
combination of plants known to be medi.
cinally laxative and to act most beneficialy.
As the true and original remedy, named
Syrup Of Figs, is manufactured by the Cali.
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only, a knowledge of
that fact will assist in avoiding the worth.
less limitations manufactured by other
parties. The Company has selected for
years past the leading publications of the
United States through which to inform the
public of the merits OF its remedy, and
among them this paper is included, as will
be seen by reference to its advertising col
umns
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

There is man that would trust any
where" Eyes, and he would probably fool
YOU" "Never There isn't dishonest
drop of blood in his veins" "Why are you
so sure about it 2" e He doesn't try to create
be actually receives. "-Cleveand Leader.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

tinually in the house, In recent let
ter to DR., Hartman he says:
STATE OF OREGON,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.,
SALEM, May o, 1893
The Pe.ru-na Medicine Co. ,Columbus,0.:
Dear Sirs--I have had occasion 10 use
your Pe-ru-na medicine in my family
for colds, and it proved to be an excel
lent remedy. | have not had occasion
to use it for other ailments.
Yours very truly,
w. NJ. Lord.
It will be noticed that the Governor
says he has not had occasion to use Pc
ru-na for other ailments. The reason
for this is, most other ailments begin
with a cold. Using Peru-na to prompt.
ly cure colds, he protects his family
against other ailments. This is exactly
what every other family in the United
States should do. Keep Pe-ru-na in the
house. Use it for coughs, colds, la
grippe, and other climatic affections of
winter, and there will be no other all.
ments in the house. Such families
should provide themselves with copy
of DR.. Hartman's free book, entitled
winter Catarrh," Address Dr.. Hart.
man, Columbus, Ohio.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

Giving Herself Away.-Mstress-"Jane,
I've mislaid the key OF my escritore. wish
you'd just fetch me that box of odd keys.
] dare say can find one to open it." Jane
1t's no use, ma'am. There isn't key in
the 'ouse as fit that desk. Punch.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

Write TO-DAY to Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy,
N. Y, for FREE sample of Aliens Foot
Ease, powder to shake into your shoes. II
cures chilblans, sweating, damp, swollen,
aching feet. 1t makes tight shoes easy.
Cures Corns, Bunions and Ingrowing Nails.
Alldruggists and shoe stores sell it. % cents.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

Snooks-T paid that bill before-t there's
some mistake" Inchtape-"Can't be a
mistakenly books are carefully kept,
double entry system" Snooks--"That &C.
counts for it; | thought I'd paid most Of
my bills twice! "-Judy.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

Don't scratch, when it can be avoided by
using 1ettcrine, the only sure cure known for
all itching diseases. 80 cents at druggists, or
by mail for cash or stamps. j. I. Shuptrine,
manufacturer, Savannah, Ga
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
Timely Reminder.

The other day, as two friends were talk
ing together in the street, a donkey began
to bray and wheeze and cough in distress.
ing manner. What cold that donkey
has said one Of the men, And, by the
way, that puts me in mind-how is your
cough? "-Cincnnat Enquirer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
AIInys His snspicions.

II there is one time in a mans life when
he is devoutly thankful it is when he feels
the old boarding house cat rub up against
his trousers on the day when rabbit stew
is announced -Y onkers Statesman.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

Businesslike Passenger trying to put on
the air of directory -"Guard! Guard. are
you running on time today" Guard (siz.
ing him up and answering according" J.
mo, sir, We're running on the same old
steel rails."-Ally Sloper.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
"DarabMy is
Better Than Shogv."

The QuealM of the maM-
milhonaires Is not equal to
good health. Riches avfhout
health are a curse, and yet the
rich, the middle classes and
tie poor alike haze, in Hoods
Sarsaparilla, a valuable as
Sistant in getting and main
tanning perfect health. It
never disappointS.
scrofula-"T Three years ago our son,
now eleven, had serious case OF scrofula
anderysipelas with dreadful sores, discharg-
Ing and itching constantly. He could not
walk. Several physicians did not help for
olxteen months. Three months treatment
with Hoods Sarsaparilla made him per-
fectly well. We are glad to tell others OF it,"
Mas. DAVID LAIRD, Ottawa, Kansas.
Nausea -"V Vomiting spells, dizziness
and prostratlon troubled me for years.
Had neuralgia, grew weak and could not
sleep. My age was against me- but Hoods
Sarsaparilla cured me thoroughly. My
weight increased from 1875 to l43 pounds.
am the mother OF nine children. Never felt
so well and strong since was married as I
do now" MRs. NJ. A. WATERS, 1920 33d St..
Washington. d. C.
Eczema" had to tie the hands Of
ttuf oil -
helped until we used Hoods Sarsaparilla,
which soon cured" MRS. A. VAN WICK, l23
Montgomery Street Paterson N J.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

Wiggs( proudly)-"There, that's some
thing Ike dog, isn't it, old chap? As fierce
as tiger, too" Waggs-"Hum by the way
lie breathes should be inclined to call him
more Of a pant(h) ALLY Sloper.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

Father-"When women get to voting, If
they ever should, they will be found wear
ing the party yokes as meekly as the men,"
Daughter-"They won't if yokes are not
in fashion. "-Cigarette.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
The Sayngc bachelor.

Gas soon as a woman gets fat" says the
Savage Bachelor, cher next move is to get
photograph taken that looks like the front
of butcher shop. "-lndianapolis Journal
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

Parents should learn to enjoy their chill
dren more while they are of the spankable
age, and depend less upon pleasure in them
when they are growu.-Atchson Globe.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

international Troubles.-"What do you
think about this universal peace move
ment?" ut will do to quarrel about as well
as anything. Chicago Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07

This worlds population resembles home
made pie; the biggest and best part Of it lies
between the upper and under crusts.-L. A.
w. Bulletin.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
A Gnl CnSc.

"Was Beatrice weeping because her hus.
band had appendicitis"
"No, she wcpt because he didn't get it un.
til it was out Of style. Chicago Evening
News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-04-07
And Unto Dust Return.

Mrs. Flyer-Harry, do you know the dirt
from which diamonds are taken is blue?
Mr.. Flyer-No; but | know that the fell
low who has to put up the dust for them gen.
orally is.-Jewelers' Weekly.