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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-21
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IF ssosId ssgi al sn~v' said me
f.ss-f'lv~ with a ssi~snu s8ake - hts head,
sc woas cfssfs ssnsaf1n. saf 9Sn
yog frg~s f'
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-21

Vancouver uB. c. Province.
The people 81 new town or new dis
trtct should not wait for months for the
postal facilities. which are nowadays rs-
garted ~ among the necessnr:es Of civil
Rzsfon
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TbINF BfHFS*NHNHs
Let the industry alone. 10 not destroy
or cripple that. hut send 10 jail the men
who violate laws that may 70 made for
regulation sf suppression ~ trusts.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-09-21

Wnsfcorr Rsvsilie
n normal school can ever attain suoh
supertafive degree ~ success as ~ be
',Owiinw' the wnstcom Institution GER
safn!y has done g.
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Spokane CHRONICLES.
ffe shows signs air~ady ~ adapting h's
ora'ory 10 gp~et the new cond'fions which
prosperity imposes
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rsiYhsvsn worft HsralA
Anyone having ar up-to-dafe issue Tor
sale. ps.aaa s.-eers 20 william J Bryar
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II. v.ru n.r.o,... ana uu,Hss,.r
friend Of Oliver p. Morton ana Benjamin
Harrison. Judge Piper held various pub
lie o4nces and practiced his profession un-
al, 1876, when. ON account OF his daush-
tsr's health ne removed with his family
to Albany, Or. He made several public
addresses in san Franc1sco during the
Hayes-TIden campaign oe 1870. while en-
route TO Oregon. lie pracficed law with
success IN Albany for ssvssnl years and in
ESQ being elected prosecuting attorney for
the Third judicial dfstrict. moved 10 salem
During his iucumbency bs Attracted much
notice by the prosecution ON sneir bonds
Of state ofBcizIs under the cid Grover r.
sme. His conviction of Murderer Drake n
ssiIl well remembered IN Orexou. az well
as his SUCCESSFUL defense aesfust the
charge OF murder Of Smith and other con-
victs who took part in the penitsntia-y OUT
break at Salem IN 1ssa.
Judge Piper went to MOSCOW. Idaho. Tn
1857, and In 1850 vas elected district judge
for the second District He was reelected
In 1904, being the only Republican can<is-
date for a state Office elected that year In
Idaho ana the only Repusf,e.n shes u,c-
cest,ed In CARRYING snv Of the co,ru,se~ AZ
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A GUARANTEES.

Ths Pest -InaealigssceP HEREBY
guarantees l1s advertisers . he1s
de pasA eiseulstisn, Daily, Weekly
aaA 0snaay, Aooble tAat 81 ANY
ether n1wspaDeR Dsbllshe1 IN the
state 81 Washsngtoa. A1veraasing
eoaasuets VIII BE made ssbtsee %
shis guasontee.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13
HOME LOVERS FIRST CHOICE
Swiss Maidens Are SOrely Hampered
In. Their Choice by Ira
ditiOn.

If the American girl was as restricted
in her choice of a husband as the girl
of mountainous Switzerland she would
quickly emgrate from the land of lib
erty TO set up republic of her own
governing in some convenient section
of the globe,
Swiss maidens have wide and deep
courtship license, but in many of the
cantons they are allowed but a narrow
choice of bridegrooms, il being a rigor-
ously enforced, if unwritten, law that
they must marry youth of their own
neighborhood. In many villages every
manageable youth belongs to a So
ciety whose sole object is to prevent
any and every youth from outside from
coming accounting the maidens of the
society's village.
The society has a password, frequent
ly changed-almost never divuged. A
lover of the village, if challenged, gives
the password and il is an open sesame"
through the on-guard ranks of the pro-
tective society.
He may climb and WOO uninterrupted,
undisturbed. Blu, the lover from afar
must fight his way past the challenging
sentinels or use the shrewdest and most
successful ST. nth.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13
HIS MIND WAS RELIEVED.
ooh. My! Oh, My! Wasn't Scared
Was just Hit" Said the
GIaG Soldier.

A surgeon relates that before Santi-
ago, he (the surgeon), going to the
front, came upon a young officer, sit
ting beside the road. trembling like a
leaf. and whittier than the dead men
around him. At sight of the surgeon
he began 10 talk. says the San Fran
cisco Argonaut.
I'm a coward, I'm a coward, I'm a
coward" he said; 81 knew I'd run, and
| did. I'm disgraced forever. i was
going along all right, not thinking of
anything hut getting at the dashed
Spaniards, yelling to my men to come
on, and running ahead as fast as
could, when all of a sudden l stubbed
my toe, or something, and then can't
remember being scared. but | must
have been, for came galloping back
here, sick us a dog. I'm coward, and
| wish were dead! Why don't some
body shoot me? I've got such an awful
goneness right here" and he put his
hand to his stomach.
The surgeon gave him quick look
and caught him as he plunged forward
in a faint Where the awful gone
ness vas a Mauser bullet had found its
billet. They carried the wounded man
to the field hospital. and he chuckled
all the way: oh my! oh, my" he
said, over and over; 81 wasn't scared
] wasn't scared" And then he would
laugh delightedly: 81 wasn't scared.
l was hit was just hit. amt cow
ard after all."
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13
OF A Personal FLAVOR.


d" W. ''ou'",' o. we" io'N' recently
picNeo up II H""uo" d iI''-S,~I" p0r-
va. 81 ""J '''''''' panty" W INC
MAJ
.! tue '"u"o,''"s o' -. ! pun NIo'-
ga" ne" satn'' 'he '"Is"'r' III Ne"
io'h' - o' me sueS,S 'tP'ese"'s" d
.oIa' a'llou"' VI "''''' '" eN''Ss u
P"u,'''"''0Vo'
rue sinai s'"' "'e VI QUA, o' 9'l'o" o'
oregon con ''"s'S strangely wan ''e
FORMER senators 81 'n"' S'"''' " u" were
az uuu9uaHS arg '"' ""'o'
DoIph' II WIZ De re'"e'''"'r'u' was near
~ seven iee' mgr.
In le""' curing the clN'I war N''iL"m
s. SmaiIrld2e. OF 'ack--n county va.
was NoUh0tu ~ na'''e " ou'le' l""@IhS
III ms heart. mere II remained '"r ""
years, un!ll MS "e"'"' ""'' "'' autopsy
'eNed'eo IT,
III turns OUT 70 nave o'eE dohH nus
KIN VINO Hfst SCI tloim1h iiuht on ms
ieet hnahclaIiN Huh' was very poor
nut would accept no 'harItN. SO husNIh
anonymously o"Hgh' zen OF ms wafer
coiofN ioI H''''" 10 p. Jung 'h IN. Lon
don pub'iC Sho0'S
Senator Mitchell OF Wisconsin ware
comlr2 east on a through tra.' was
asked concerning The contest FOR his
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13
SUGAR AND SEA POWER.
From This Showing Each Of the
Great Maritime Nations HIS
n sweet Tooth.

The great maritime powers are all
great sugar-eating nations. Wherever
the spirit of navigation, commerce,
travel and colonization is strong there
is large consumption of sugar per
head, says Parsons Weekly.
England heads the nations of the
world in fondness for sweet things, the
sugar consumption there being 70
pounds year for each inhabitant. The
nited States is a close second, each in
dividual consuming 67O7 pounds per an
mum.
In Denmark the quantity is As pounds
a head, in Holland "a pounds, in France
90 pounds, in Norway and Sweden rs
pounds, in Russia 10 pounds, in Italy
pounds, in Turkey Z pounds, in Greece
6 pounds and in Servia pounds.
Cuba produces annually 975,000 tons
of cane sugar, the United States 100000
tons. Java contributes 900 tons each
year, the Philippine islands 5000 tons,
Hawaii $4,000 tons and Porto Rico co.
COO tons.
Germany leads in the production CT
beetsugar, with one-third of the annual
yield, while Austria is next. France,
Russia, Belgium and Holland each pro-
duce about the same quantity.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13
LAMPS HELD iIAGTETS.
An old COniurer's rrtcL That Is No"
Put tO t."ud Isc IN the Wa
chine shop.

To hold down TO lecture platform a
light iron object by means of an cleo
tro- magnet underneath, out of sight,
and thus appear to multiply its weight
many times over at will-to make 1t
impossible even to lit the object in
question. providing the magnet bc pow
erful enough is an old con .UrVr's trick
which has served on many orcas ions TO
mystify the public. says Casters Maya
zine.
Its principle however. has been APP
piled to several more useful purposes,
and one of these, of recent date. is en-
bodied in a magnetic chuck for mis-
celaneous work. for surface grinding,
principally, but adapted also fer the
planer or the lathe.
The magnetic effect in this chuck is
produced by an electro current Circuat-
ing in a coil in the interior of the de-
vice. and. as this coil is wound pref
erably for no volts, the needed cur
rent can be taken from any regular
electric lighting main in or about a
shop. The convenience of the device,
especially for small work. is obvious
A magnetic holder for an electric
incandescent lamp is another electric
shop convenience. The holder is sim
ply lamp socket containing a small
electric magnet, which will make the
whole contrivance stick to any piece OF
iron or steel with which it may be
brought in contact
The coil through which the maguet
is euergized is within the base Of the
holder, and the lamp current supply
ing the energy passes through it on its
MaX TO tho hmm
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13
NERVE MAKES A WOMAN.
Thoroughbred Specimen Says q
Makes the Perfect Female
Mistress of Self.

II believe that thoroughbred wom-
an has good nerve, though she may be
nervous and high strung" said the
woman who looked the thoroughbred
in every inch of her slender person.
Her hair, says the Chicago Chronicle,
was like snow-white spun silk, her skin
was as fine and delicate and delicately
tinted as a baby's and it was all set off
in dainty way by the pretty, soft lace
around her throat and her deep chin
chilla furs. She had just had a trouble
some wound lanced on finger with no
cutlery, and the surgeon had admired
greatly the fortitude of woman so
delicately nodded and finely made.
Eyes" continued the woman, 81 am
sure it is so. You will find it more
often the ignorant people, the people of
coarser natures, who lose self-control.
a thoroughbred woman shows her quail
ity as a thoroughbred horse does. A
fine horse must be handled carefully,
its nerves are always on the alert, it is
easily excited, and responsive to every
touch, but in time of need you can rely
upon it to do good service and use its
nerve TO the best purpose, if it dies in
the effort, while an old dull farmers
horse, which nothing can impress, in an
emergency seems to weaken, lose its
head, and become dangerous and I'M
manageable.
IF l had children, the one thing
would attempt to develop in them would
be fine nerve. 1t means great deal; it
is that which makes the perfect WON
an mistress of herself, though china
fall"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13
NORTHERN FUR COMPANIES.
They Were Founded Chiefly by Ing
lishmen, But the scotch Are
in the Majority Now.
Latterly all the employees of the Hud-

Latterly all the employees of the Hud
son Bay company were caught young;
cEly lads born in the solitudes of tt
highlands could habituate themselves
90 the life of loneliness; only constitu-
IL, MS of iron, hardened under hered-
llary conditions, could endure so ire
lendous a strain. twas essential that
the brain power of the factors should
be unimpaired, and that their energies
should rise superior to the depressing
surroundings-in fact, that the man
rlust be all there when a sudden cal!
vas made on his mental resources, says
Eiackwood's Magazine.
1t may be assumed that the first al
venturers consisted chiefly of English
men, although the Scottish invasion of
England had seNin with the accession
of King James. But it is certain thai
afterward, both with the Hudson Bay
company and lis great Canadian rival
the names OF factors, traders and prem
inent partsans, with scarcely an eAcep-
ton, were Scottish. The story of trade
and discovery in the northwest reads
like a muster roll of the clans. and main
ly of the northern clans of the second
order. There are NacTavishes. Mac
CiIlivrays, McKays, McLellans, Me-
Douglas. with Frasers and Stuarts and
tie French Frobishers. A Mckenzie.
4 Fraser and a Thompson gave their
names to as many mighty rivers. That
came in the natural course of things.
The company found its best recruiting
grounds in the highlands. and enlisted
the martial spirit of the mountaineers
for country where local feuds were
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13
AT Low TIDE.

Il PURPOSE dead7 Desire fallen asleepf
And is there naught will make
This sluggish pulse of mine,
Which scarce doth creep,
"a faster pace to keep
For life seems only half awake.
That which was once a song divine,
And set my heart a-throbbing to it's note.
Is now a discord in a minor key.
And lost its melody.
Ambition is an art which lies supine.
For like boat
Battered and beaten by the storms gone
by
+ Tossed high upon the beach,
Beyond the grasping reach
Of tortuous wave and cruel tide,
My shattered hopes and aspirations lie
Indifferent to whatever fate betide am I.
Perchance on some suspicious day
a careless rover on life's restless sea
Will anchor slip
Anear my grounded ship,
Recalk the seams, and set the sail a-taut
nc catch the breeze, then anchor weigh,
and turn her prov towards some friendly
port
Arthur D. +. Randolph. in Lippincott's.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13
DEVIOUS DEFINITIONS.

Loafer-An animal that feeds on a
workers time.
Failure-Somet thing that is always
spoiled by success.
Invisible-The line that separates
some men from liars.
Indian Mcal-Any kind Of free
lunch the Indian can get
Stylish-Almost invariably the ug-
Hest discovery of the season.
Love-The dream of childhood, the
life of youth and the bankruptcy of old
age.
Heretic-A man who doesn't belieN,
as you do. and IS too truthful TO lie
about it.
Sport-A man who takes all the spor'
out of sport by making it brutal ex-
hibition.
Amateur-An individual who thinks
he knows twice as much as a profess
sional really knows.
Realistic-The drama embody;ng ten
farm animals, 81 stage effects and 80 uu-
real actors.-Chcago Daily News
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13

Additional trains leave Baltimore for Union
Bridge and Inferno diale Stations M ~ n IN
and $40 p m, ana leave Union Bridge
Tor baltimore at COS a. IN. and Il 80, p III
daily, cept Sunday.
undayS OnlN-leave Baltimore for Union
Bridge and lntermcC late 81 atoms at o 80 a. m
and 2.35 p. m, and leave Bruceville 6i5 a. m
and Union Bridge nj i05 p. IN. for Baltimore
and In ermed aie stations.
Trains for Frederick leave l}ruceVille at s. IS
935 and 10 10 a m, and > 81 and 68O y M,
TIains for LittlestOwn ana JpneNtown leave
Bruceville nj 947 II. IN. and Tsp m.
Leave Rocky Ridge tor fmmtSburg at SD
and 10 10 "a. m. and 81 ana Is "a p m cave
EmmiSburs for Rocky Ridge at $50 and 10
"A. m. ard 25' ana $50 p m.
~ ally. All Others daily except sunday.
tStopS only To land passengers from Balil.
more
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13

An old West of England country
woman, speaking TO district visitor of
her son who was sailor, said: "Ah,
ma'am, my son that has been to the
north pole, he tells me some things that
really can't believe, though he is my
son. He tells me, ma'am, that he has
seen with his own eyes ice bugs as big
as church" All the clearly instincts
of the old soul were in revolt at the bare
possibility of such monstrosities
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13
BALTIMORE Il CUMBERLAND VALlt'
BRANCH.

Trains leave IIagerSiown for Wayne bore.
Oh mber burg ana intermediate Sta ions e 80
and II % a M. and ur Shipper, burg, 90 ~
M and leave Sh'Ppensburg Tor II tgeroIown
and Intermediate : alto - at g 90 a. m AN
leave Chsmtersburg for Ilasersto~n at / Is
and so p IN
cav" thambersburg for Shiprensburg and
Inter mediate stations, I IL and 90 a. m nnd
I 30 y. III amt leave Shpp cnShurg for Cham
bersburg AZ Intermediate Stations al so a.
M. ana l.25 and $50 y. m.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13
W. NJ. h. X. TRAINS d.AsD LEAVE BRucE

W. NJ. II. Il. TRAINS u3AsD LEAVE BRuCE.
WILLIE.
157 \. Blue Mountain Express for Union
Bridge, New Windsor, West
minister, Glyudun, Owlugs Mil,
SudbroOk Park and Baltimore
SH "A. M.-For Union Bridge ", stminSter,
Glyndon, Baltimore aud inter
mediate stations.
3Il L. M.-For Baltimore and intermediate
stations.
1913 p. M.-Fast Mail for Union Bridge, New
Windsor, Westminster Glyn-
don, Owings Minis, Sudbro0k
Park and Baltimore.
Sundays only, leave Brucevillp for Baltimore
and intermediate stations nj 6.45 n. m
Leave Frederick, +. *. r. daily except Sun.
day. for Baltimore at 40 u. m, 800 and 500
r. m.
Leave Baltimore, w. NJ. r. X. daily except
Sunday for Frederick, at S,ll a. m, and 322
and i.0l D. m.
'Daily All others daily except Sunday
j. Nj. HOOD, b. ii. GRISWOLD,
Gen'l Manager. Gen. Pass. Agent
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13

A becoming cap a man may wear,
AS proudly as ever he cam
But IT'S nothing al all to the fetching kind
That's set by girl when she has a mind
To capuvate a man.
--Tit-Ritg
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13
Refnre cnlnnbn.

Prof. Proctor asserts that 100000, DOR
people lived and died in America befor,
columbus discovery.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-01-13

dec IS.tf. IT
The Washburn leader., 1899-10-14
How to Stop Worrying.


"The usual way people set about
stopping worry is a wrong one," writes
Mary Boardman Page in the Ladies'
Home Journal. "That is why 1t is so
unsuccessful. If the doctor tells pa
tient he must stop worrying, the pa
tient is likely to say, impatiently:
oh, doctor, don't wish that I could.
But / can't. II could have stopped
worrying year ago I wouldn't be Ill
now'-all of which is probably perfect
" true. And the doctor does not al
ways know how to help him. because
both doctor and patient have an idea
that it is impossible to suppress worry
through an effort of the will. This Is
a mistake. It is not possible to repress
worry. You have got to replace 1t
with something else. Let me illustrate
this by figure. Suppose you were to
20 into a completely dark room. wish
ing it to be light. How would you set
about the work? Would you try to
SCOOP the darkness up in buckets and
carry it out At the door! Not at all. .
You would just open the windows and
shutters and. Let; In the blessed sun
liRht You would replace the darkness
with light. So it Il with worry. The
onlv possible way to;get rid Of 1t ts to
raniacet the. worry attitude OF the mind
with the non-worry attitrde: And
this can always be done when the per-
son is sincere and patient In his de-
sire to bring 1t shout. All he has to do
Z. tn he massive and let nature have her
ovn nerfect way with him"
The Washburn leader., 1899-10-14
Don't Worry the Composer.

OOAsA~OSSAs
A musical organization, intending to
give performance of an orator:o, be-
gan to be alarmed about the probable
cost of the production.
Accordingly, the director Of the cho-
rus said to the leader Of the orchestra,
who was professional musician:
" "We've got to keep down our expens-
es, and I thought l might get you to
leave out the trombones. You know,
they have only four measures in the
entire oratorio, and If we leave them
out we can save at least SIS, and nc
one will be any the WISER
The leader of the orchestra was eX.
tren.ely shocked. Assuming tragic
attitude, he said:
"That would be IN insult to the COM
posery'
The chorus director reflected q mo-
ment, and then said, cheerfully:
"Oh, never mind him; he's dead!-
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