The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-05-09
Along the Kansas Nile

| BY the way OF a prismatic lie, ". F
| Curtis writes 10 Chicago that the women
Of Kansas ride their bicycles in sun
bonnets.
/ AS a lecturer in Kansas Funston's price
Of admission was low, but in the Philip
| pines, heaven knows, he has charged
enough.
Company z, Of the Twentieth Kansas.
has had hard work. For one period, cover
ing five weeks. not a man in the regiment
| had his clothes off.
Major Bishop Of Sallna says that in the
| advance on Malalos the Kansas boys
would have suffered terribly from thirst
if they had not secured cocOanut milk
| McClure's Magazine has offered Fun
[ ston his own price for a magazine article
/ from his pen The offer was sent by
! cable by Bill White Of Emporia, and cost
! $50
The ministers OF Arkansas City whose
skulls did not prove armor-piercing when
they ran up against the wall Of public
/ opinion on joints last spring, are mighty
1 quiet now.
! A negro woman asked the postoffice
/ clerk at Emporia for nickels worth Of
stamps. What denomination ?" asked
the clerk Baptist replied the colored
woman.
! An Atchison wag advertised FOR people
10 catch driftwood on shares, and some
! people answered II.
It is announced that the three Atchison
! men who went 10 hear him lecture last
year vii expect 70 control the local pat
| ronage when Fred Funston becomes gov
| ernor.
| Fred Funston's Photographs are being
I published now from those taken a. one
/ year to those taken last year. BY these
I : a D Il
/ tried his best not 10 look ike himself
Fred WeiIhouse, the apple king Of kan
sas, says that this year Kansas Nll have
/ the greatest apple crop il her history
But the constitutional yaWper vii KICK
/ because the peaches are partial lsl--
IRE.
Curly Harrison and Jack Harris q
: Ottawa 10 longer nestle on TIE bosom o.
mutually in politics. They are scrap
ping. Harris = 70 Ene, up the Leland
forces. Harrison Is learning the inssF-
gents TO keep step.
Charles scot Of Tola officially al
+ nounces that Fred Funston doesn't want
( anything poEtica ~ Al the present writing
I But Funston VIII. A Kansas man Aa7
I 10 coin rapidly or MS reputation OF Ae
: VIII not coin at al.
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