The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-28

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should be.-Bede's Budget.
If we may Judge rightly from
newspaper reports, the chief at
fractions of the Mankato street
fair we're skin games, fakirs, and a
preacher who is not afraid to prac-
tice what he breaches. He got
after the fakirs and forced some of
them to quit. He's all right
how lonesome he must feel
Hutchinson Times.
It is with the greatest pleasure
The PRISON MIRROR is weekly
welcomed; it is visitor whose adj
vent brings with it plenty of good
things in the shape of wit, fun and
we'll written articles. For a few
weeks The MIRROR seemed to have
lost it's vitality, but under a new
editor the bright little paper is
better than ever and that is saying
great deal.-New Orleans Lay
Fun, Facts and Fancy.
The PRISON MIRROR is the best
thing that ever came out of Jail.
-Lake6eld Standard.
There is a young man here so
careful that in calling on his girl
he always knocks, for fear if he
came with ring she might con-
slider it proposal.-St. Louis HUI
morist
Usually there is nothing in a
name but there are times when a
man puts everything he has in his
wife's name.-Madelia Messenger.
It is said that pie trust is i'm
possible; we trust that the crust
can be shortened; that isn't mo-
nopolistic trust.-Danville (lll.)
News.
If mother Eve had known as
much as some of her daughters,
what fool she would have made
of that snake.-St. Louis Humor-
list.
Blessed will be the inventor who
perfects device to compel man
to shut up when he has said enough.
|-Madelia Messenger.
About the only accomplishment
some men possess, is that of doing
time. When they do that, it
usually let's them out.-Star Of
Hope.
A New York doctor claims that
he can restore life to any person
killed by electricity. If the claim
is substantiated the bodies of cleo
trocuted criminals will be more
closely watched in the future
Hector Sentinel
When Coxey was tramp he en-
tertained the socialist idea that the
rich man should divide his wealth
with the poor man. Now that
Coxey is millionaire he has evil
IDENTIFY forgotten that he once
thought that way.-Morris Sun.
Hon. VIM. Goebel now has two
preachers supporting him for gov
ernor Of Kentucky, which is gain
of SO per cent over last week. IF
things keep up this way, Mr..
Goebel will soon be able to adver-
tise himself as endorsed by the
''press and pulpit" Clinton Advo-
cate.
Cornelius Vanderbilt passed in
his checks last week. He had al
ways played the game to the limit
but quit it broke and is now no
better off than any other man with
six feet of mother earth for an
overcoat.- Tracy Trumpet.
The Morris Sun says the maple
sugar, exhibited by Morris man,
that captured first prize at the
state fair was made by tapping
telegraph poles in Stevens county.
There are no trees up there, and
this is simply another proof of the
richness Of the soil or the tele-
graph business.-Litchfeld News
Ledger.
Did you ever notice that the
most shallow minded men are the
ones who use the most profanity?
This accords with the fact that
"the less there is in jug the more
noise it will make coming OUT
Herman Enterprise.
One of the most noticeable
things about The MIRROR since il