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The Portland daily press., 1899-04-04

N ONEY LOANED on FIRST and second mort
IA cages. real estate. lie insurance policies
notes, bonds and good collateral security
Notes discounted; rate OF interest 8 per cent a
year and upwards. according to security W.
r. CARR, room 5, second floor, Oxford Build
ing. 1s5Middle street. marfsdlm
The Portland daily press., 1899-04-04

oUSES-FREDERiCK 4. VAIL has the
IL largest list OF houses for sale and to let OF
any real estate Office In Portland. His specially
IS negotiating mortgages. collecting rents, and
the general care OF property. Office, First Ma
tional Bank Building. Al
The Portland daily press., 1899-04-04

ENTIRELY NEw-Very practical, novel ne
II cessity; reliable experienced statesmen 10
grow up with us ; best Thing money ever BOUGHT
anywhere; will be surprised. BELMAR CO.,
+. II. ABBOTT. State Mgr. at Preble House
from 10 a. m, 10 4 p. M, Thursday March 3Oth-
2pi
The Portland daily press., 1899-04-04

TO LET-At Woodfords. n house of rooms,
bath room, steam heat and electricity ana
stable. fruit and vegetable garden, half an acre
Of land. cars pass the street. all in nice repair.
for SIS per month. Address OLIVER, B0x
1851. Al
The Portland daily press., 1899-04-04

no LET Good chance for summer outing.
Pleasantly situated two story house o. 10
rooms with shed and stable connected, we'll
and cistern water In pantry. ~ acre of land
with fruit and shade trees. near postofitce and
store. II miles from postofice. city. good chance
for right parties. For particulars enquire 23l
NEWBURY ST. IL
The Portland daily press., 1899-04-04

Vo LET-The desirable house No 50 Carleton
1 st eight rooms and bath. steam heat In
thorough repair. Apply to Ii. I. WHIPPLE.
i7G IL Middle st. 30-l
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
EAGAN IS SAVAGE.
The Commisxary General Attacka
Gen. Miles In Most Violent 2
Terms Over beef Contracts.

Washington, Jan. IL. - Commissary
General Eacan made a violent at
tack on Gen. Miles yesterday before the
army investigating commission. He de.
nornced the general in the most inflam.
matory language as willful and ma.
licious liar and slanderer. and said he
should be drummed out OF the service
and imprisoned with other libelers.
Cen. Eagan made this attack on Gen.
Miles with the greatest elaboration In
answer to the latter's allegations that
much Of the beef furnished TO the army
during the war was unfit for use owing
to the embalming process, and that it
was supplied under the pretense of an
experiment."
Washington. Jan. l4.-The war in.
vestigating commission Friday passed
q resolution of censure Of Gen. Eagan
for the language he used Thursday
wien he appeared to answer the
charges made against the commissary
branch of the army by Maj. Gen. Miles
and returned to him the carefully pre-.
pared typewriter statement which he
left with the commission after reading
it to that body. With its return waa
sent letter explaining the reasons for
this action and a copy Of the resolution
passed.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
v1v1sEcr1oN AT YALE.
Cruel Investigation By Med
teal Students.

vivisection is being practiced at Yale
medical school and at Sheffield scien-
tific school, it is said, dogs being the
subjects operated upon. The dogs are
furnished by men who make it regular
business to steal pet dogs of good breed
and sell them to the schools at from
one to three dollars head, according
to condition. Twenty-four hours be-
fore the time for vivisection the ami
NAL is Gagged up alone, without food.
Then it is given thorough washing
and made ready for the vivisectionist.
When the fateful hour arrives the dog
is fastened in a wooden frame shaped
to its body, SO that it cannot move. and
the work of vivisection begins. 1t is
all done very quietly, and few outside
these schools know the cruelty that
is being practiced. :.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
Cinnamon and Microbes.

There was, perhaps, more virtue in
our grandmothers' '.yarb tea" than we
have been willing to admit. At any
rate various forms of it are now and
again authorized by physicians, the
latest being the old-fashioned CHINA
mon tea, which used to be administered
on any and all occasions. Cinnamon is
said to be inimical to microbe life, and
decoctions and essences made from it
are being tried as preventive of the
spread of cholera. typhoid fever and
like germ diseases. Those nursing
patients are advised to
gargle the throat with essence of CHINA
mon and alcohol in water. Just how
this advice is remains to be
proven, but it can do no harm to try it.
Commercial Tribune.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
OIL TRADE THREATENED.
Russian a.d sumatra. Oils crowa,.r
the American Article Dat Of China
Cotton Trade Grows.

American imports into China con tin.
ne to increase, while those of other
countries decrease. This is shown by
q statement of the Chinese trade re.
ports for 1897, just received by the
treasury bureau of statistics. The
document in question is large volume
of nearly 1000 pages, and contains re-
ports from the customs officials Of all
the ports of China, and also general
statement from the statistical secre-
tary of the Chinese customs. service,
Mr.. E. N. Taylor, who calls attention
to the general falling off in imports
of cotton goods by reason of the cree.
ton of local cotton mills, but says:
American goods, however, continue
to increase in favor. drills showing an
improvement of over 100000 pieces,
jeans of over $4,000 pieces, and sheet.
ing of nearly 10000 pieces-but these
are almost the only exceptions to the
general decline"
Mr.. Taylor's statement, however,
contains a warning to American ex.
porters Of kerosene oil that their
trade in China is being endangered by
Russian and Surhatran oils.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
IN ABSOLUTE CONTROL.
American. Able to Resist an Attscs
ON Manila IL Made ~ the
Insurgents.

Manila, Jan. 14.-The situation here
is undoubtedly critical. but Maj. Gen.
Otis has it well in hand and there ID
no such certainay of trouble as many
believe. The rebels are concentrated
ON the outskirts Of the town and theil
leaders have issued strict orders that
they shall act only on the defensive An
accident might precipitate trouble. but
the idea of rebel attack upon Manila
is ridiculous, as the Americans abso.
lutely control the position.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
FACTS FOR THE NATURALIST.

Many acres Of canary seed are an
nually grown in Kent. many persons
there being solely canary-seed farmers.
The straw of the canary seed plant is
highly valued as fodder for horses.
The fora of Europe embraces about
10000 species. India has about $4,000.
The British possessions in North Amer.
lea. though with an area nearly. as
large as Europe. have only about 5000.
One Of the richest foras is that Of the
Cape Of Good Hope and Natal, which
numbers 10000 species
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
spant.h Onion. and Mince.

Take large onions, skin, and boil them
in salt water until you can slip out the
center of the onion. Into the aperture
thus made put any sort of meat, finely
minced and agreeably seasoned. I'm
cooked meat is best. but any scraps of
previously-dressed meat may. be used.
A little sage and onion may be mixed
in If liked. 1t is matter of taste. Put
the stuffed onions on meat tin with
little butter. Set in moderate oven,
and basic well while cooking. The
onions should be rich brown when
done; serve with good grayy.-Boston
Globe.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
GOES TO GREAT BRITAIN.
se.eps q. choa,e sae Nos@s s-.. erx
Lawyer. Appreciated Ambassador
~ The ssrest0saa.

Washington. Jan. ,l2.-The president
Wednesday sent to the senate the NOM
nation OF Joseph II. Choate.r Of New
York. to be Ambassador extraordinary
and plenipotentiary to Great Britain.
tJoseph Hodges Choate was born IN 1854
in Massachusetts, and 10 the son OF DR..
George ChoGte. He was graduated in 1854
from Harvard law school and was admit
ted In 1855 to the bar. He formed q partner.
ship with William H. Barnes. but In 1859
became q member Of the Arm OF Evafts.
southmayd & Choate. For the last ten
years Mr.. Choate has been generally ac-
knowledged to be the leading lawyer, Of tho
New York bar. Mr. Choate's political
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
I, sanborn, Sharpe,
PHYSICIANS ARRESTED.

The coroner's jury which has been
sitting on the remains Of Julia Solberg,
the effect that Miss solbere ' came A to her ep
death by instruments in the hands of
DR.. E. II. Belyea, DR.. ]. H. Belyea and
Albert Sampson, which instruments
were used January and s, for the pur-
pose of procuring an abortion and that
said operation was not performed for
the purpose of saving the life of Julia
Solberg Both doctors have been ar
rested and are now in the care of Sheriff
Wagness. DR.. Belyea, physically weak,
is prostrated.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
A Reu,nrkable ltun.

Chicago. Jan. ls.-rhe fast mail train
on the Burlington road, leaving here
Thursday night at 1922. one hour and
seven minutes late. made remarkab bic
run between this city and the Missis-
sippi river. The distance from Chicago
to Burlington is COG miles. and the train
covered this in 2Os minutes. During the
run stops aggregating ten minutes
were made, SO that the actual running
time of the train was FOG miles in 1873
minutes.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
AZ ,.Unde..0esa 81. m,

Mamma. what's sewer 2" asksd .
little Pittsburgh boy.
"A sewer is q big drain to carry OF
dirty water. Tommy"
"rhat Is where Mrs. Smith is going to
put Mrs. Jones'"
What do you mean. child ~
why, y heard Mrs. Smith say that
Mrs. Jones had told stories about her
and she was going to sue her."-Pitts-
burgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
AN INSANE WOMAN.

Anna Plesly, a young woman, COM
mitted to the insane asylum recently
wandered from the home of D. E. Buzz
cell. near Jamestown, where she has
been staying and was found shortly af-
terward half buried in hay stack at
S. Carson's. She was scantily clad and
If not discovered would have frozen to
death. The girl had the habit of sitting
by herself, making motions and talking
to herself. She froze her feet not long
ago. while deranged.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
Az He Unaer.tooa n.

did you read that article in yester4
days paper headed "A Roman Lictos?' .
asked Brown of his friend Jones.
NO." replied Jones, whose historical
information is limited. II never read
such nonsense. Isuppose. though, the
woman deserved q licking or the Roman
wouldn't have given 1t to her. Did she
have him arrested Chicago Daily
News. ~ "
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
ORGANIZED.

Ramsey county school officers met in
Devils Lake and organized county or
ganization few days ago. Superin-
tendent Of Schools Fancher was made
chairman; A. Roberts. secretary. and A.
Rutherford. treasurer. The associa-
ton adopted number Of timely reso-
buttons and an effort will be made to
have them enacted into laws.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
The German Fire Depa rtment.

The German Fire Department.
II have the honor to announce. cap
tain, that the fire Is in the fourth story
and our ladders and the hose will reach
only to the second"
{ "Indeed! Then we'll have to wait un-
til the fire gets down to the second."
Blaetter.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
B N 81 y ID OTA NEWS

AsleutenAnt Governor Deyine an
4 aonnced the senate committees as be-
& low the ckairinen being named first in
each instance ~
sx5culture Carten, Dunlap, Nc
\ anna. Eooper.x Hegge, Slotten, Baker.
Warehouse. Grain and Grain Grad
eng Sharp, Slnborn, Hanna. Slotten.
eCarten. NJ Dougal, Twitchell, Cron-
m, McC Gamma.
Connties Sanborn. Arnold, lMcGil-
!iyray. Mansfield. Mccain, McDougall,
Baker.
Engrosseda B Porter, Hanna, Lit
de, Arnold. Marshall
Apportionment Slotten, Cox,
Sharpe, Cronan, McDougall. Hegge,
Murphy. Fuller Of Pembina, Ames
Creel, Baker.
fations Other than Municipal.
Ames, Potter, Sanborn, Dunlap, Fuller
of. Stutsnan, Htgge;, Lavang.
Federal Relations Luke, Baker, Full
Ter of Penlbina, McDougall, Creel
InsuranceHegge, Cox, Sanborn,
Cronan, Laidlaw.
judiciary Little. Ames, Noble, Ar
mold, Sharpe, Nc illivray, Hanna, Muir
ply. Gashel. Mccain. Luke.
EducationH Hanna, Cooper, La
noure, Porter, Sanborn, Noble, Cashel.
Appropriation Twitchell, Arnold,
Cox, Sanborn. Fuller OF Stutsman,
Ames. Marshall, Little, Mansfield, Muir
ply. Creel.
Cities and ;Municipalities-Luke, Full
n der OF Stutsman, Noble. Dunlap, Cox,
Slotten. Cronan.
Indians and Indian Affairs-Mc-
Dougal,. Baker, Creel, Laidlaw, Hegge.
Public Health Mansfield, McDoug-
al, Levang,, Baker, Luke.
Banks and Banking-Murphy. Mar
shall. Hanna, Little, Laidlaw, Cashel,
Ames.
Railroads-Lamoure, Arnold, Hanna,
'McDougal. McGillivray, Porter, Twit-
chell, McCarten, Slotten, Sharp, Coop
er.
State Affairs-Marshall, Hanna,
Luke. Sanborn. Cox. Dunlap. Noble.
Public Lands-McCann, McGilli-
! vray. Creel. Cooper, Hegge.
81 Public Printing-McGillivray. Ar
4 mold, McDougal, Cronan, Mansfield.
Temperance - Cooper, McCarten,
Hanna, Ames. Cashel, Baker. Slotten.
Statistics-Dunlap, Cooper, McCar-
ten, Porter, Levang.
Stock Baker, McGillivray. Mans.
nel0, cooper, SfOndn.
Woman's Suffrage-McC arten, Luke,
McCanna, Mansfield. Levang.
Ways and Means-Hanna, Sharpe,
Slotten. Twitchell. Murphy. Creel,
\ Noble. -.
Rules-Lamoure, Little Twitchell,
+ McCarten, Arnold, Cashel, Noble.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., Luke, Cox,
/ Fuller Of Pembina, Levang.
Highways. Bridges and Ferries-Slot-
ten, McCarten, Dunlap, McCanna,
Laidlaw
Irrigation - Laidlaw. McGillivray,
Sanborn, Fuller Of Pcmbina. Dunlap,
Lcvang.
Military-c reel. sanborn, Sharpe,
Little, Luke.
Joint Committee on Public Build
ings-McG illivray. Dunlap Lamoure,
Slotten. Sharpe.
Charitable Institutions-Cox. Muir
ply. Marshall. McCanna. Fuller OF
Stutsman.
Penal nstitutions-Little, Sanborn,
Baker, Laidlaw, Cronan.
Educational stitutim,s-Hanna, Ar
mold. Ames, Hegge, Cashel, Sanborn.
State Library Sharpe, Arnold, Lit
I. tie. Lamoure, Noble
Joint Rules-Lamoure, Little,
Twitchell.. McCarten. Arnold, Cashel,
Noble.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
JOSEPH h cHoATE

career practically began in 1855. when hi
he has been known as an ardent republic
an. though he has never held Office. At
times he has not been in touch with the
party organization. From 1873 to 1871 he
was president of the Union League Club Of
New York city.l
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
One on the Calf.

F. He-They say that person gradually
becomes more or less part of what he
eats the most of.
She-Well. shouldn't be surprised if
that were SO. I've noticed that you are
particularly fond Of veal.-Chicago
Daily News.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
new Form Of an Old Question

- new Form OF an Old Question.
$50 you wish to marry my daugh-
ter?"
Eyes, sir"
swell. can you support her in that
condition of jdleness to which she has
always been accustomed ?''-Chicago
Record.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
seusible Youug wom.n

There's an account Of girl who
climbed to the top Of Snowdon and
sang God Save the Queenl"
"She had some sense, hadn't she? It's
too bad that some other girls are not
as thoughtful when they want to sing
Tit
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
y Asw css~.

4 New Coeo,
Ars. Cribber-Whst has becomo %
all yopr Cleopatra jeweiry-the asps.
snakes. serpents and things7
Mrs.. Rbber-Hush! Don't lat ny
husband hear you. have hidden them
away.
Haven't you worn them ct all7
~ wore them on0e, eand the moDent
my husband saw them be rushed a 10
doctor. The next morning he took
the pledge. l sha'n't wear them aGaiA
unless he backslides."-N. Y. Weekly.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
narwa,n.Courter vaotiuaus,

Bargain-Counter Victims. ~
II want something nice for young
man." said the pretty miss to the girl
behind the counter.
Here's a beautiful scarf pin that's
reduced to $25."
twenty-five dollars! Do you, sup
pose want to buy my brother . s2s
present?" So. s
".Oh, it's for your brother. Bargain
counter in the basement. Take the
elevator" Detroit Free Press.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
Hanged.

Dallas. Tex, Jan. l4.-Fred Sawyer.a
Dallas negro. was hanged at Waxa.
hachie Friday for an assault committed
on Mrs. Fannie Fuller, q white woman.
about one year ago.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
nad SIodel. to FOLLOW,

Bad Models to Follow.
He-A self-made man is common
enough, but we never hear Of self
made woman.
She-Considering the kind Of article
the men turn out who are in the self
making business you can hardly blame
the women for not taking up the occu-
pation.-Boston Transcript.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
Takinr mo- Chancea.

Mrs. Benham-I wonder why Mrs.
Bingham always comes alone to call
on us. Why doesn' her husband come
as he used to?
Benham-I guess it's because the last
time he was here gave him one OF the
cigars you gave me Christmas.-N. Y.
World.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
The Death of Jones,

Cumso-Jones is dead.
Cawker-You don't say? I,
"Yes, it is true. He died game. too"
"What do you mean by that?"
"He and some more fellows were
hunting in the Adirondacks, and one
Of his fellow sportsmen mistook Jones
for deer" Town Topics.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
MITIGATION Circum.tance,

The Judge-You are arrested for rum
ming the end of an umbrella into this
mans eye. Have you anything to say
in your defense?
The Man-Yes. your honor, have.
The umbrella was not mine.-Yonkers
Statesman.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
Preparedness.

We don't want to fight.
But. by lingo! II we do.
We've coin to pay for ships and men.
And investigations, too!
-Pnck
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
A Genuiue Barraiu.

sharpe-Hello, Flatte! thought
you had sailed for Europe.
Flatte-I was going, you know. but I
changed my mind.
sharpe-Glad to hear It, my boy. You
couldn't possibly lose by the exchange.
Town Topics.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
A SUCCESSFUL TOUCH.

"Icud gita job as bartender, ma'am,
an I'd like to git money to-"
"What? Money from me to engage in
that vile traffic?''
mo, ma'am. Money to 60 away in
de opposite direction from dat turrible
temptation.-N. Y. Truth.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
Merelx Fiction.

Miss-I have just been reading such
a funny novel about couple on their
honeymoon. There is not dull mo-
ment in it.
Mrs.-There isn't? Then it is not one
of these realistic stories.-Indianapolis
Journal.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
WELL LOADED.

About 90 teams loaded with hides
passed through Cannonbali last week
en- route for Braddock, the end of the
500 Line Walter Perkin purchased
the whole amount of winter hides
ABOUT 1900 in allfor $4.13 apiece.
This money is distributed among the
Indians
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19

Another fax tow mill like the one
at Courtenay will be established by a
Chicago firm. in some town along the
500 line in the near future. Harvey
and Fessenden are the towns now con-
sidered.
A man named Taylor. brought from
Portal, charged with criminal assault
upon q seven year-old girl. had hear.
ing at Minot. on Friday and was lis
charged, owing to lack of evidence.
General Hughes is figuring an plans
for a new residence at Bismarck TO re-
place the one recently destroyed by FIRE.
The jamestown Alert publishes a list
several columns in length Of buildings
erected in Stutsman comfy during the.
past year Ss s5;. ;Ss
Fargo druggists will close their store
81 9 q clock for three months.
Williams kkeeper Of: the
Plano oinpa a argo, has beer. adj
Judged insane.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
Hi. Mo.her-in.Law.

Mrs. Newwed-My mother writes
that she is coming here to stay three
months.
MIR. Newwed-Thank heaven for
that! She knows how to cook.-N. Y.
Weekly.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
Great Reforms.

'.rhe lips that touch liquor shall never
touch mine," -i '
So warbled damsel with xest quite divine
Then retorted the man with wickedest glee.
me-"
-ChicaRo Record
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
Too Yonxue.

Too Y0ngue.
The doctor said: "show me your tongue y
But the bright little miss was high
strongue.
my tongue isn't sick"
She answered him quick,
''The troubles way down in my Tongue"
Chicago Tribune.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19

"Now you see. my dear, why I'don't
often take you to the theater-it's such
dreary journey home"
HIN! It's so much more lively sit
ting up for you-at home-all alone
isn't it. dear?"-Ally Sloper.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
Tbctr Name q. Legion.

When q salaried office seeks the man.
There's no long-continued search;
For the woods are full OF eager men,
Waiting to roost on that perch.
Chicago Journal
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19

Proud Father-That boy Of mine gets
off SO many bright things.
Visitor (nervously)-He does, eh?
Would you mind asking him to get OF
that high hat Of mine Golden Days.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
Paradox,cal.

We teach q baby how to talk
And then seek with q win
And mildly yearn to have It learn
The art Of keeping still.
Ia A. w. Bulletin.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
Nh Douht TIME.

No Doubt True.
The frequent change in women's fashions,
am inclined to think you'll find.
Was arranged by those who make them
To correspond with woman's mind.
Chicago Daily News
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
Her Queef Taste

With all the flowers of manhood
That are blooming Ger the mead.
IT'S strange thatlittle Wilheimine
Should take up with a Wied.
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19
llscord.

1.-The minister's sermon on harmony
seemed to be somewhat out of tune. /"
"He forgot his notes.-Louisyillas
Courier-JcIrual
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-19

Landlord-Ah, how did you pass the
night?
Chicago Drummer slept like log.
Landlord-Ah, like q log, eh?
Drummer-ies; have bumps all
over me.-Chicago Record.