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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-02-19

claimed, as she got her breath back
| Il never could understand why my sex
could make such an exhibition Of them
| selves. If it was a crowd of men buy
ing $40 overcoats for 80 cents you'd ex-
| pect EN- to elbow and push and kick
and walk all over each other but
women! Look at that jam around
the dollar gloves reduced to 48 cents
for this day only. Isn't it something
awful? No true lady would look at a
pair OF dollar gloves. l never pay less
than 1925 for mine, and they are made
to order at that. If | walked the
streets with a pair of bargain gloves
on l should expect to be run over every
minute Poor, deluded females! When
| left home l thought l would lock the
gloves over, and if | found a pair to
fit my cook possibly buy them, but the
idea that any woman Of taste and re
finement would wear 48 cent gloves!"
The press about the salesgirl who
was disposing CT bon-t0n toilet soap
at three cents a cake fell eff bit and
the little woman tried to work her way
in behind fat woman. She was lost
to sight for a minute, but the crowd
slowed her hat over her ear, tore a yard
of lace off her dress and cast her out
like a chip behind wave.
q wasn't trying to get in there, she
explained, as she leaned on the counter
to recover her strength. Il know all
about that toilet soap, and I wouldn't
give it to a tramp to wash his feet
with. A friend Of mine bought some a
few weeks ago and it gave her a skin
disease and made her ICok a fright
My toilet soap costs 80 cents a cake,
and my husband would divorce me if I
used anything cheaper. See EN- crowd
ing and crawling! There are two wo-
men whose husbands allow them $500
month pin money, and yet they are
ready to scratch each others eyes out
over three-cent cakes Of toilet Soapi
Isn't it perfectly shameful that women
will exhibit such greed in public? IL
it was a crowd Of fifty men around a
key Of beer you'd look to see 'em dig
their elbows and kick out with their
feet, but these are women-gentle
women. There's a sign of pins at two
cents paper. l don't want any you
know, but I'd just like to see what they
are
She made a jump ard followed a cash
girl into the press. That is, she man
aged to squeeze in ahead of an old lady
with gold glasses and a young woman
with a Roman nose and take them by
surprise. They recovered after a
moment, however, and crowded her
against a dumpy woman with such
force that she was glad to get back
to the corset counter alive.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-02-19
OOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS.
GREAT GRUMBLERS.

When the kidneys sick they grumblc
You hear them clear through the back
You feel them clear through the body
They can't stand excessive work.
They grumbe when overtaxed
Know how the kidneys grumbe?
It's simple thing; your back will tell you
Backache is the first grumbling warning
The kidneys give it, and if you heed it not
Look out for trouble; it will surely come
Urinary trouble, kidney trouble and many miseries
DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS are made for kidneys onIv
They cure every form Of kidney i'll.
The experience of Wheeling people proves this
Here's a case in point:
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-02-19

manager, II IS the same with the
character old woman On the stage
she says to her supposed husband:
Father, we haven't shilling. out leL
us trust in the Lort. When it con
t. talking with the busted manager
the case is different, and she may even
ge. both hands in his hair.
Have l figured up the back salaries
lately? No use. What is gone is gone.
/: | had a hundred thousand dollars
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-02-19

nLAAat IcaICusy was a-cr0WQtl aim ont
I'D that it was his .lu5y to git even.
week later, after ~ in around and
kFinself, 1rts for Brig
lTtl1ls f59cA. Four days later the re-
port comes to Squan Creek that Abner
4 is dead and his body is on the way
home. Ten minits later fifty men were
on their way to speak to the grieYin
wilder. She wasn't so overcome as we
expected. In fact, she skassiy shed a
tear. She said Abner was q mighty
handy man around the house, and she'd
Ire sure to miss him more or less, but if
1t was the viii of the Lord she wasn't
goin' to complain. Then Philander
Tonpkins, spcakin' for the hull crowd.
says to her:
Wilder Green, your late lamented
WIS no liar"
''9ebbe not"
'.He thought he was, but he wasn't
1t wasn't in him. Be couldn't have
reached the pinnacle if he had lived
two hundred years. 1t wasn't his fault,
however, and n65cdy is blamin him.
While we couldn't respect him as liar,
we leve him as one gene before, and
~want to give him big funeral. Six
OF US viii sit up with his body to-
night, and six more will act as pail
bearers at the funeral. We are here
that you may name the twelve"
They ought to be twelve CT the big
gest liars in town." says the wilder as
she. heayes a sigh.
They surely ought, but it ought to
be easy to name EN-"
After little she named the twelve
and though there was some growlin
everybody was fairly satisfied Along
about shutdown Abners body arrived
in coffin, and en- hour later the six
men who was to watch with the dead
reached the house. The wilder had a
request to make before they begun
business. Says she to all OF EN- in
general:
"Abner was no champion liar. as you
say but he wanted to be, and he dearly
loved to hear other liars lie. Bein' as
hes dead he can't speak nor hear, but
it seems to me that it would somehow
soothe his hoverin' speerit if you men
would put in the night lynn to each
other"
THAT is the program, widder-that is
exactly the program" replied Moses
Renfew There will be some of the
whoppinest old lies told over Abner's
remains tonight that the mind of man
can invent, and you jest rest easy in
your mind"
Just about that time, Henry Dawson
arrived. He had bin sent by the pail
bearers, and he said:
''Widder Green, the six of us who
are to bear Abner's mortal clay to the
silent tomb appreciate the honor and
are on our mettle All are to meet at
my house this evenin' and spend the
night in swoppin' lies. If Abner don't
git the biggest send-off man ever
got FROM his own town it won't be our
fault"
'That will make twelve liars of you
at work." said the wilder, "and it
seems to me that somebody ought to
break the record"
1T shall be brGaen, wilder. Before
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-02-19
TIT FOR TAT.

Some persons have done good deal to
run down cyclists, and, on the other hand,
some cyclists have done a good deal to
run down other persons.-L. A. W. BulIe-
tin.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-02-19
HOW TO MAKE A HIT.

&c honest; it's the thing 10 do.
Your pay will crown your labors.
And then just think how pleasant %
Astonish all your ueiEhbora.
Chicago Record
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-02-19
three years. l just wanted to look at

Here the little woman paused, drew
a long breath and dashed at an open
ing in the crowd. 1t closed up before
she could reach it and she was flung
back again.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-02-19

Of
over
from
palm
nave felt vel since sng sound and vel AID feeling refreshed
alnaN.E n sar " me
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-02-19
CHARLES B. LEWIS.

Upright, 1:S9. by the International
Literary and News Service.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-02-19

All druggists keep DOAN'S KIDNEY PILLS
Remember the -DOAN'S--and take no substi.
tute.
Price. 80 cents per box. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo
n. Y, Sole Propretors.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-02-19

Copyright, 1899, by the International Ii
erary and News Service)
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

KANSAS CITY has adopted trade
mark. Hereafter it will appear on all
manufactured goods sent out from TIT at
city. 1t consists of a map of the United
States, with Kansas City represented
by star in the exact center. Above
the star hovers an eagle with outspread
wings. Now why cannot Ell Paso do
something of this sortp If we had q
commercial club one of the first things
1t would have to deal with would be
some scheme for systematic advertis-
ing of Ell Paso as great commercial
center, the hub of the southwest, the
greatest city between Fort Worth,
Denver, aud Los Angeles. Such ad-
vertising could take no better form
than neat design representing Ell
Paso as the metropolis of the south
west. 1t would only require some sort
OF agreement on the part of the bust
ness men to assure the general suse of
the device on all letterheads and en-
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

ONE of the greatest abuses OF the
day-the passing of too many laws. and
vicious laws-is instanced in the ex'
perience of the state of Illinois, in con-
nection with the street railway fran
chise law, known as the Allen law.
The act was secured two years ago by
the Yerkes combination OF Chicago
capitalists aided by Governor Tanner
and his political friends. It made pos
sible the extension of their street fran
chises for half century. The Illinois
house has just voted to repeal the law,
the vote being IA to 1. 1t Is problem
atical how the senate will act, but it is
clear enough that the people have re-
acted against the outrage and have
expressed their opinion of the steal in
no uncertain terms.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

SOME of the county commissioners
are not pleased at the notoriety they
have got because of the steal of the re-
gistration petition and the failure to
order registration. 1t may be that the
county Judge alone is to blame Even
admitting that he knows more about
the scheme than any other member.
the fact remains tn at the county Judge
is not q majority of the court, and that
no effort whichever was made by the
court to comply with the law. The
members of the court must answer to
the people together. The responsible
lily for the deliberate violation of the
law falls on each and all of them. -
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

ONCE more the notorious Red Light
saloon and dance hall is brought
prominently before the people. 1t will
be remembered that the Red Light
was Jim Burns's old place, which &C
cording to his own testimony Re-
corder Charley Patterson protected
during the life of it's former proprietor.
The Red Light is and always has been
about the most thoroughly vicious and
disreputable of all the dives in this
city, and it has also been the greatest
factor in politics owing to the relations
of old Jim Burns with the democratic
Gang which has 80 long controlled the
municipal government. Let it be re-
membered also that the present
mayor, Joseph Magoffin, deliberately
refused to comply with the state law
and close this place and others like it;
that be has by such criminal collision
with the law breakers made himself q
partner in the crime; that during the
late smallpox scare he was forced by
public pressure to close the dance halls
for little while, owing to their
disease breeding influences; and that as
soon as he could do so without excit-
ing the public unduly he on his own
responsibility opened the dives again,
just to show how he could defy the
laws, the health board and the citi- |
zens, in the interest of his political
friends
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

IF the pretender to the throne OF
France could get some of the American
yellow journals to plead his cause he
would no doubt soon be in possession OF
q job. The New York journal, for in
stance, does not deny that it brought
on the Spanish war, and there is no
reason why that same ''ser-
vapt girls advocate" should
not upset the French republic.
When Mr.. Hearst gets tired of run
ming the democratic party perhaps he
will bid for the place of Napoleon's
manager,
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

THE wave of republican prosperity
is sweeping over the country. From
every section come reports of advances
in wages and working at mills on full
time after lapse of many years. The
people will have no desire to switch
off from the track they are now follow
ing to the realization of republican
promises of acknowledgements and
domestic prOsperitY.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
ADVERTISING RATES.

Rates Of advertising in the Daily or Weekly
HERALD will be made known upon applica-
ton at the business Office. Those who pre-
fer can have a representative of the business
department. call upon them. who will quote
prices and make contracts for space. Gall
telephone No. 115.
Classified advertisements or locals. ten
(l0cents per line for first insertion and five
(0 cents for each additional insertion.
Special rates upon five hundred 900 or one
Thousand 10000 lines OF local. to be used in
one month, will be furnished, upon applica-
ton.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
Consumers Ice Co.

The Consumers Ice Co. has made all
arrangements to double it's present ca
pacity for making ice. Our prices dpr-
ing the season now beginning will be as
low as those charged by any other firm,
the quality of our ice is as pure and
wholesome as modern machinery can
make it; we guarantee prompt delivery
and full weights. Your valuable pat
ronage is solicited.
CONSUMERS ICE Co.
j. z. DIETER, Manager. Phone SO.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
DEWEY is beyond dispute.
Free Pills.

Free Pills.
Send your address 10 II. e. Bucklen
& Co., Chicago, and get free sample
box of DR.. Kings Nev Life Pills. A
trial will convince you of their merits.
These pills are easy in action
and are particularly effective
in the cure of Consultation and Sick
Headache. For malaria and Liver
troubles they have been proved invalu-
able. They are gue- anteed to be per-
fec:ly free of every deleterious subs
lance and to be purel, vegetable. They
do not weaken by the action, but by
giving tone to the stomach and bowels
greatly invigorate the system. Regul-
ar size Csc. per box. Sold by W. A.
Irwin Wholesale & Retail Druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

velopes sent out of the city. The effect
would be surprising. This is only one
of the many directions in which q COM
mercial club might work for the up
building of the city.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

For frost bites, burns, indolent sores,
eczema, skin disease, and especially
Piles, De Wits Witch Hazel Salve
stands first and best. Look out for dis
honest people who tried to initiate and
counterfeit it. It's their endorsement
of good article. Worthless goods are
not initiated. Get De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve. Fred Schaefer, Druggist
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
Please Call.

AS has been heretofore stated the
Pioneer Grocery company has pur-
chased the entire business of Chas F.
Slack & Co., including all of the old
accounts of said firm. All persons
owing such accounts are requested to
call and settle at once
PIONEER GROCERY Co.,
By A.oCourchesne, PIT.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

j. Sheer, Sedalia. Mo-, conductor on
electric street car line, writes that his
little daughter was very low with
Group, and her life saved after all ply
sicians had failed, only by using One
Minute Cough Cure. Fred Schaefer.
Druggist.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

FOUR thousand people turned out to
witness game of baseball in Santiago
de Cuba the other day. The process
Of Americanization is going right
ahead
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
Notice.

1 beg to inform the public that
have been appointed Live Stock in
spector by the Mexican consul at this
point for the inspection of all live
stock bound for the repu bile of Mexico
Apply to the undersigned at the Star
stables. JNO. CALDWELL.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

TO ADVERTISERS.
In ordersto insure proper changes in adver-
tising COPY for same should be at the bust
ness Office not later than 10 a. In
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

AN exchange suggests that Eve mus
have been very unhappy without 9
pedigree.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

Honeysuckles, roses, hydrangeas,
enOnemus lilacs. Mrs. J. 81. Comstock.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

THE man with pull is generally
hard pushed.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08
BY CARRIER.

BY CARRIER.
The Daily HERALD is delivered by carrier
In Ell Paso, Texas, Juarez Mexico. and at the
El.Paso smelling works, at fifteen cents Q5c)
per week. or sixty cents (60c) per month.
Subscribers failing to get the HERALD re-
Rularly or promptly should call at the Office
or telephone No. 116. All complaints will re-
ceive prompt attention.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

DAILY HERALD 15c. per week.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-03-08

Entered at the postofice at Ell Paso. Texas
for transmission through the mails at second
class rates.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-10-21
Personals aud Briefs.

Miss Bumgardner, Of Staunton, Is visit
ing her cousin, Mrs. ". II. Shook.
Mr.. r. NJ. billiard, Of Blackstone. IS Wis
itng his brother. Of the Capitol Square
police.
Mrs. ]. IT, DugeIns left yesterday via
Southern railroad for Memphis ana LlIue
Rock Ark.
Major Norman V. Randolph is recover.
ing from his recent severe attack OF
rheumatism.
Alexander HarthIl. Esq. n well-known
tobacconist Of Louisville, Ky, is IN the
city on brief visit.
The excellent musical programme of
last Sunday will be repeated at the Sc
cond Baptist church tomorrow.
Rev. Or. Starr the pastor Of Broad
Street Methodist church. Will preach sun
day night upon the topic. 1.-THE American
Sabbath As It VIII BE in the Twentieth
Century"
sylvan the 6-year-old son Of Mr.. g..
Rothschid. Of north Second strees, had
the misfortune to fall down from rail-
ing on the front porch and break BIS LETT
arm above the wrist
Rev. Mr.. Hull. of the University Of Nir-
pinia who preached so acceptably for the
Seventh-Street Christian church last Sun
day. will preach tomorrow. botn morn
ing and night. at the Marshall-Street
Christian church.
The knights Of Acca Temple have been
called to assemble at their oasis on the
evening Of the 30th instant. The regular
meeting was 20 have been held on the
26th. but the change i'm date was made 50
that 0ut-of-tOwn members may be aDle
10 take advantage of cheaper rdllroad
rates and attend the launching Whle
here II il probable that a number OF
members from Almas Temple, Washlns-
ton. Will be present.
DR.. Witherspoon, pastor Of Grace
Street Presbyterian church, VIII occupy
his pulpit tomorrow, morning ana night
HIS subjects will be. in the morning;
"Tertius. Pauls Private secretary, ana
at night, IAN Exemplary Llle.
A letter received from Mrs. Carmichael
states that the condition Of Dr. Car
michael is very much improved.
The regular services Of the Broad
Street Tabernacle will be resumed AT tne
nissiOn-room formerly Squire scnooJ'
corner Seventh and Grace streets 10
morrow morning at II o'clock There VIII
also be MONDAY prayer-meetings az the
same place every day at l. o'clock.
Mrs Jennie McFadden called at police
Headquarters yesterday and reported 10
Detective Tomlinson that she mad lost
nocket-bOok. containing gold stud
and a broken ring with a tiger-eye set
ting.
d.
taken suddenly sick on Thursday, was
much better yesterday.
Mayor Taylor has authorized Colonel
Joseph V BidgoOd TO extend an invita-
ton. on behalf Of the city, to the 81. An
drew's brotherhood. now In session IN
MINNEAPOLIS, to meet here next year.
Richmond's claims wili be pressed by a
committee headed by Rev. William A.
Barr.
Mr. W. II. Williams "the Drummer
Evangelist" came in last night from the
Eastern Shore. where he has been speak
ing twice a day for the past week 10 very
LARGE crowds He leaves to-day for Pc
tersburg. where he speaks tonight ana
three times on Sunday.
Mr.. Arthur G. Lewis. southern agent OF
the baltimore and Ohio, with headquar-
ters at Norfolk, was in the Guy ySster-
dov visiting Captain G. W. Westbury,
travelling passenger agent of the South
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-10-21
RICHMOND TOBACCO MARKET.
Richmond, Va. October 20, 1893.

Richmond Va, October 20, 1883.
The following packages were sold on
For George a. Haynes-l package, W
II. H., No. l, rs pounds. at $50; 1 pack
age, W. F., No. 2 s. pounds, at s.;
package. W. A. r., No. I, 4l0 pounds, al
tie0; 1 package. ID. s.. No. /. leo pounds
at $40; package. j.. e Bro, No. g., 4G.
|. 800 pounds, at giO; package, @. III p,
No. /. s. pounds, at 81; / package c. A.
G.. Jr, No. !. is pounds. at 1870; / pack
age, J. x Bro. No. I, 800 pounds. at $3.50;
! package, @. h. p. No. ?, 253 pounds.
at $40; / package, J. * Bro, No. 2, sl5
lis pounds. at $2.95. 4 packages. r. p,
pounds, warm. w. II. r.. No. 2. 1S5
pounds. and w. A. r., No. 2, 40 pounds,
at $3.50; / package. w. e.. 10. /, 81
pounds, at SEQ; package, g. II. p. No.
Bro, No. 4, 1876 pounds, at $40
Among the sellers az auction on Change
today, through Mr.. Haynes, were
Meesrs. Dabney Scott. q. II. Pitt, c. A.
Gray. Jr., and Ro. Parker lcolored). OF
Caroline; w. II. Harris, William Easten,
and c. A. Lorgan. Of Louisa; w. A. Ran
som and jennings & Brother, OF Gooeh-
land county, Va.
The offerings on Change to-day were
OF very poor quality.
Carter Il Ryland. 8 lots GO. =. W), 50,
1920, ESQ s3so. and $3.50.
seabrook's. Crenshaw's, Shockoe,
stonewall, Allegheny. and Old Dominion
warehouses to-day received ~ and deliV-
cred IS hogsheads.
Tobacco inspections to-day: DARK,
hogsheads and "a tierces.
acknowledgements collections: Tobacco,
gl9S34; cigars, S5s.52 Total. $40, 45f%.
shockoe Warehouse to-day SOLD DOW