The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-04-12
DOOLEY ON THE WEDDING.
GFrom the Chicago Journal


''They'se wan thing that always
makes me feel sure iv what Hogan calls
tn safety iv our dimmycratic institu-
tions," said Mr. Dooley, AN that's tn
inthrest tn good people iV New York
takes in a weddin' iv tn millyonaires.
Amy time a millyonaire condiscinds to
enter tn martial state, as Hogan says,
an as Hogan says make vows to Hy-
man, which is tn Jew god iv marredge,
he can fill the house an turn people
away firm the dure. An he does. Tn
sthreets is crowded. TIL cars can har'ly
get through. TIL polls foorce is out an
hammerin' tn heads fV tn delighted
throng. Representatives, iv tn free an
enlightened press, tn polfutyem iv our
liberties, as Hogan says, bright, intelli-
gent young journalists, liver r-ready to
probe fraud an sham, disgeesed as
walters, is dashin' madly about maxim
pinded. They'se no money in Wall
sthreet. It's all at tn sacred scene.
Hour be hour, as tn prisints ARE de-
livered, tn bank rates go up. TIL
threeasury departmint has to go on
a silver basis, there bein' no goold to
mannyfacther into plunkS.
Inside tn house tn prisints cast a
golden CLEAN on tn beauchious scene.
TIL happy father it seen seated at a ia
BILE dictatin millyon-dol1ar checks to a
stenographer. TIL goold chandeliers is
draped with r-rOpeS iV dimonS an
pearls. TIL hired girl is passin drinks
fr' m tn New Work Cinthral railroad is
shovelin' dimon-shtudded pickle crutes
into tn back yard among tn yachts an
hor-rses. Chansey Depoo enthers an
thrips over a box iv bonds. ARE these
tn holy bonds iv mathrimony?' he says.
FIR he is a wild divvle an ye can't stop
his jokin,' aven on solemn occasions.
''Th' sOggarth comes in afther awhile,
carryin' a goold prayer book, tn gift iv
tn Rothschilds, an stands behind
small but valyable pree Doc. To tn
soft, meelOjouS chune iv tn Wagner
Palace Weddin' March firm Long Green
tn groom entherS, simply but ixpinsiVe-
ly attired in govermint tours an fannin'
himSilf with a bunch iV first mOrgedSe
bonds. TIL prayers FIR tn occasion,
printed on negotiable paper, is disthrib-
uted among tn guests. TIL bride was
delayed by tn crowd outside. Women
screamed an waved their handkerchefs,
sthrong men cheered an wept, an twas
not until tn polls has dubbed tin hardy
pathrites to death that tn lady cud en-
Their tn house where her fate was to be
sealed. But fin'lly she med it, an tn
two happy, happy childher, whose sun
shiny youth ripresinted five thousan'
miles iv thrack,S gOOld mines, wan humid
herd millyon dollars worth iv rollin'
Stock an a majority inthrest in the
Chicago stock yards, was r-ready for
tn nicissry transfers that wud estab-
lish tn combination.
''Th' ceremony was brief. but inthrestin'.
di' mond stomachers am they was tears In
his eys as he handed tn Clergyman. whose
name was Murphy. but he carrid himsilf
him a, check r. tin milllyon dollars. I
don't blame him. Divyle the bit. Me
own hear-rt is hard an me eyes ARE
dhry but I'd break down if 1 had to hand
check is good?' said the Clergyman. IT'S
certyfed, says tn weepin father DO
Ito have an, to hold. until some wan parts
ye firm tT he Tb says tb DO ola says ry,o the
L see no r-reaSOn why we Shuddent be
marrid an live comfortable he says, an
marrid they were, in tn same OF, foolish
way that peoples been marrid in FIR cinch-
amt changed. TIL time is comm, Hin
be Father Murphy. but be tn gov rnors
Securities IL be issued be tn Combination
bonds iv mathrimony! Aha, tbs joke
that Chansy, Depoo mightve med!
erty an akequality Hinnissy, iv'rv man
% poi isl am an' it showed how how thrue th'
people in New York is to tn TRADITIONS iv
move away till tn checked been passed
firm father to son an tn important part
iv tn sacred ceremony was over Thin lin
their jooties at tn gas house from attind,
see tn two great fortunes get INTO their
e4FPdge v be IN to tn
thin with seed pearls
Sure" said Mr.; Hennessy, "mebbe
can't always thrust thin"
Perhaps not r., said Mr.; Pooley: "Th'
an if fhats it theY ddnt need 4i fh
sarvices iv priest but a lawyer an a
thrust eo cbpedE RerhaRz with b all nio6 6h
that was marrid, an if that's so, it ex-
plains tn prisince iv Father Murphy