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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-07-04
1t CANNOT BE So

''How can the pen be mightier than the
sword,' cried the poet, desperately
when yonder sword-swallower makes
more mony than | do?"
Now the fallacy of this was apparent
The pen was still mightier than the
sword; the condition deplored by the poet
was due simply to his own foolish no.
ton that swallowing pens in a curio hall
wouldn't be art.
Dubtless the logical grasp of his mind
was somewhat affected by his not having
had anything to eat for week or ten
days-Detroit Journal.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-07-04
Tinplate Mills Close.

Pittsburg, Pa, June 20.-As a result
of the failure to settle the tinplate wage
scale at the Chicago conference, all the
tinplate mills in the country are prepar-
ing to close down, and tomorrow at mid
night there Will be a general suspension
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-07-04
MONEY ORDER OFFICES.
Number of Wisconsin Towns Pro-
NOTED in Postal Department.

H'Ut~SA It1 i Osts1 11Gpd1 III6NCe
Washington, D. c., June 3O-TSpe-
cial. THE following postoffices will be-
Offices on July /
Attention, Arlington, Armstrong Creek,
Eastwood, Bay City, Beechwood, Belden-
vile, Butler Cavour, Deronda, Devils
Lake, Eastman, Fairwater, Fayette, Gays
over, Hillside; Indian Ford, Junction.
Knowles, Lac du Flambeau, Leon, Lindsey,
Lewiston, Little Falls. Lloyd, March, Mills,
Minong, Moundville, NainckOro, North An
dover, Okauchee, Phlox, Prospect, Redfield,
Rising Sun. Retreat, Rockfeld, ST. Law
renee, Sandusky, Sherry, South Orange,
Spring Prairie, Stetsonville, Stratford,
Strickland, Tiffany, Trerur Van Dyne,
Warner, West Grannell, Western Union.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-07-04
Death OF David Krakauer.

New York June 3O.-David Krakauer
of the piano making firm of Krakauer
Bros. is dead at his home in this city
aged 81 years
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-07-04

1t takes the tusks of $4,000 elephants
year to supply the worlds piano keys,
billiard balls and knife handles
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-07-04

Cleaning windows with borax instead
of ammonia or soap takes much less time
than the ordinary way, and is a success.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-07-04

1t is supposed that the average depth
of sand in the deserts of Africa is from
30 TO 40 feet
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-07-04

I never used so quick cure as Piso's
Cure for Cousumption.-J B. Palmer,
Box I'LL, Seattle, Wash. Nov. s, '95.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-07-04

There are nearly 13O,OOO,OOO Mussul-
men under the British flag
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-07-04
WARSHIP ON GUARD.
Interests Of American Citizens in
the Transvaal will be Fully
Protected.

LoUrencz, Marques, Delagoa Bay,
jane 30.-The United States cruiser
Chicago, RearAdmiral Howson's flag
ship, has arrived here. Her commander
viii proceed to Pretoria.
The Chicago sailed from New York in
April last to clrcumnavigate Africa, but
owing to the unsettled state of affairs in
the Transvaal is to remain in that Vi
entity TO protect American interests.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-07-04

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is constitutional cure. Price IS cents
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-07-04

Spain has had thirty-one years Of
war during the present century.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25

PROPOSALS FOR ELECTRIC LIGHT
SYSTEM.-Department Of the Interior,
Office of Indian Affairs, Washington, d.
c., February 81, 1s99.-Sealed proposals,
endorsed proposals for Electric Light,
Santa Fe," and addressed to the Com
missioner of Indian Affairs, Washing
ton, D. c., will be received at the
Indian Office until 1 o'clock p.
M. Of Monday, March ~, 1899,
for furnishing the necessary ma
terials and labor required to construct
and complete an electric light system at
the U. S. Indian school, Santa Fe. N.
M, in strict accordance with the plans,
specifications and instructions to bid
ders which may be examined at the In
dian Office, Washington, D. c., the offices
of the New Mexican, of Santa Fee, N. M,
the Journal, of Kansas City, Mo-, the
Builders e. Traders Exchange, Omaha
Neb., the Northwestern Manufacturers
Association, of st. Paul, Mimi, the u.
s.. Indian Warehouse, No. 1902, State
ST., Chicago, H., and at the above
school. For further information appli-
cation should be made to A. III. Viets,
Supt., Indian School, Santa Fe, N. M.
Signed, W. A.. JONES, Commissioner.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
No Hope For Him.

"No, higgins will never accomplish
much in this world. He is too anxious
to avoid taking any chances. Only last
week l put him on to a good thing, but
he wouldn't go into it."
"What was it?"
at was a scheme for a trolley line
across the continent, and he might have
bought all the stock he wanted at 3
cents on the dollar, but he said no. He
was afraid somebody would parallel it
with an airship line about the time it
was completed, and thus make his stock
worthless. What's the use trying to do
anything for Il man who is as timid as
that?'-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Legal Notice.

To whom it may concern: Notice is
hereby given that the undersigned was,
on December "a, 1898, duly appointed by
the Probate court of the county of Santa
Fe, N. NJ, administrator of all and sing
uIar the estate of Carlota Gonzales de
Becker; that on said date he duly quail
fed as such administrators; and there
fore on the said date, letters of admin
istration on said estate were duly issued
to him; and further notice is hereby
given to all persons having claims against
said estate to present the same to the
undersigned at his residence at Santa
Cruz, in said county Of Santa Fe, within
the period prescribed by law, otherwise
such ella ms not so presented will be for
ever barred by statute; and all persons
indebted to said estate are notified and
required to pay such indebtedness to the
undersigned without delay, orlegal pro-
ceedings will be commenced to enforce
the collection thereof.
FRANK BECKER,
Administrator.
Dated, Santa Cruz, N. M, March g.,
1899.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Postage to Be Reduced to ! Cent.

The enormous increase in the number
of letters carried in the U. S. mails
makes it certain that the rate of postage
must eventually be reduced to 1 cent an
ounce. The president who succeeds in
getting such a measure through con-
gress will hold a high place in the esteem
of the people, but no higher than the
esteem in which everybody holds Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. This medicine
has an u%nequalled record in reducing
the sickness of mankind. 1t gets at the
starting point of disease by acting upon
the stomach direct, helping that i'm
portant organ in its duty of digesting
food. 1t makes good appetites, allays
nervousness, stimulates the kidneys aud
makes run down man or woman feel like
a new person. Try it.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
STILL WAITlNG.
And VIII Have to Wait if He Doesn't
Learn More.

ana Will nave TO wait II He DOesnt
Learn More.
"Now, Jobson, mind you bring that
there count home to dinner with you
tonight" exclaimed Mrs. Jobson as her
husband was preparing to catch his
usual train to the city. "I'll have ev-
erything as nice as can be, and if we
play our cards right there's no knowing
but what Tilda may be a countess one
of these days"
With the aid Of a considerable amount
of diplomacy, Jobson succeeded in per-
suading Count de Grenouille to come
home and take pot luck with him. The
soup was some of Birch's turtle, and
the count evidently enjoyed it, but aft
er that he refused everything that was
offered. Mrs. Jobson was in despair as
she saw dish after dish, joint, poultry,
game and entrees removed without her
distinguished visitor ever tasting one of
them. At length when the cheese was
being handed round she could restrain
herself no longer and remarked, 81 am
very sorry, count, that the dinner hasn't
been to your likin; you've really eaten
nothin. I'm afraid you must have dined
before you came"
"No, indeed, madam" exclaimed the
count, an agonized expression creeping
oven his countenance as he realized
that dinner was over. 81 vas ware
hongry, but I vas vaitin for re grande
deesh Eat your hosband invite me to
taste. has been vaitin for de pot de
luck, and you no have eet after all. Oh,
sac-c-cr-r-re, nom de bleu!'
Mrs. Jobson accepted the explanation,
but the count had to be satisfied with
bread and cheese. ALLY Sloper.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
NO EXPANSlONlST.
At Any Rate, Not One From "a Per-
sOnal Standpoint.

~
They were talking in favor of terri
torial expansion on the train the other
morning, when the tired looking COM
muter leaned over in the aisle with a
deep groan and said;
Gentlemen, you don't realize what
there is in this expansion business. It's
all rot, and | for one am dead against
it,
"But that's nonsense, returned n
of the others. "What would we amount
to today if it hadn't been for expan-
sion?'
"We'd be a heap sight better off, I'm
thinking" replied the tired looking
man with another groan. "Now, take
my case for an example on expansion.
"But we're talking about
Zone moment, please, he interrupt
ed. "Let me tell you my experience
with it. Two years ago 1 favored ex-
pansion just as you fellows do now
What was the result? Why. l was
blame fool enough to want to expand
and bought two houses next door to me.
Do any of you happen to remember the
depth of the snow in that last blizzard
we had?'
"About two feet" some one replied.
eyes, that was about it, gentlemen,
but it had drifted on my three side
walks and was nearly four feet deep in
some places. Well, | had to shovel every
blamed foot of that off myself,
and my back aches yet. Expansion!
E%xpansionl l used to favor it, but |
never will again-no, I'll be hanged if
l willI'-A. b. Lewis in New York
World.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25

We have saved many doctor bills
since we began using Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy in our home. We keep
a bottle open all the time and whenever
catch cold we begin to use the Cough
Remedy, and as a result we never have
to send away for a doctor and incur a
large doctor bill, for Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy never fails to cure. 1t
is certainly a medicine of great merit
and worth.-D. S. Mearkle, General
Merchant and Farmer, Matte, Bedford
county, Pa. For sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25

Little Johnny always wanted to sleep
in the morning, and finally Papa Nc
Swatters wondered how he would ever
get the boy up betimes, At last he
struck upon the following
johnny, the furnace fire is all fixed,
the ashes have been carried out and the
leaves rakcd. Breakfast is almost over
and only three pancakes left"
Johnny forgot his additions in his
hurry. Syracuse Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
ApOIOgetic.

Whats the eason we were not in
vited to participate in the celebration?'
asked the Cuban soldier.
"Well, answered the American aft
er some consideration, ''you people
down here have been 50 much accus-
toned to bullfghts and personal encoun-
tiers that we We're afraid we couldn't
make it sufficiently interesting to be
worth your while. Washington Star
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
The New Mexico Railway { Coal Co
CONSTRUCTING
The Fl PaSo 4 Northeastern R'y
AND
The Fl Paso ( Northeastern R. R.

Leaves Ell Paso 1890 q. M; arrives
Alamogordo 2:30 p. M; leaves 800 p. M;
arrives Ell Paso $50 p. m. At Alamo
gordo first-class accommodations "a be
had for the famous Sacramento noun
tain country. The train leaving FL
Paso makes connections with the T. &
P. and A., Il. & S. +. For information
regarding freightan and passenger business
apply to AS. GREIa,
g. +, & p. A., FL Paso, Tex
H. ALEXANDER.
Ast's q. II. &P. A., FL Paso, Tex.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25

A. r. De Fluent, editor of the Journal,
Doylestown, Ohio, suffered for a num-
Der of years from rheumatism in his
rioht shoulder and side. He says: "My
I tried Chamberlain's Pain Balm, and
was surprised to receive relief almost
Immediately. The Pain Balm has been
a constant companion of mine ever
since and it never fails" For sale by
A. c. ireland
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25

My mother suffered with chronic diar-
rhoea for several months. She was at
tended by two physicians who at last
pronounced her case hopeless. She pro-
cured one 25-cent bottle of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoae
Remedy, and five doses gave her per-
manent relief. I take pleasure in rec
~ommending it as the best on the mar
ket.-Mrs. F. e. Watson, Aiken, Ala.
Sold by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
He Had Heard s.

He Had Heard Street Bands.
She-I see by the paper that the Ger
man army has $1,000 physicians.
He-Do you think they are more de-
s~tructive than cannons? - Yonkers
Statesman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25

1t is very hard to stand idly by and
see our dear ones suffer while awaiting
the arrival of the doctor. An Albany
On. W dairyman called at a drug store
there for a doctor to come and see his
child, then very sick with Group Not
finding the doctor in, he left word for
him to come at once on his return. He
also bought a bottle of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy, which he hoped would
give some relief until the doctor should
arrive. In a few hours he returned,
saying the doctor need not come, as the
child was much better. The druggist,
Mr.. Otto Scholz, says the family has
since recommended Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy to their neighbors and
friends until he has a constant demand
for it from that part of the country. For
sale by A. c.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Woes OF u Wife,

"Oh, that l should have married a
funny mani" she walled.
"What is the matter, lovey, dear?"
asked her most intimate friend.
"He came home and told me he had
a sure way to keep jelly from molding
at the top, and when l asked him how
he said to turn it upside down. Gin
cinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
His Work.

EYES," said the small boy with the
beady eyes, ~ had to commence on
New Years and do my work all over
again."
"That's too bad" said the fat phi
lanthropist. what is your work."
"Tearin dates from the calendar as
fast as they're used up" said the small
boy. -Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
The Reporters Lot.

City Editor-The street is all excite
ment. An electric light wire has blocked
traffic, and no one knows whether it is
a live wire or not.
Editor-Detail two reporters to 60 to
the wire immediately-one to feel Of it
and the other to write up the result
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
A ShameleAs Woman.

Mrs. De Style-What has become Of
Clara Brighteyes?
Mrs. De Fashion-Horrorsl Do not
mention that woman in fashionable So
ciety, I beg of you'll
Mrs. Forundred-Yes, isn't it awful?
And the shameless thing admits it
too.
Mrs. De Style-Mercyl Admits what ?
Mrs. Forundred lin an awestricken
whisper)-She has married for love-
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25

They had just reached the point in
the story where the heroine entered cold
as an iceberg and met the hero's burn
ing glances.
"Now," exclaimed n of the readers
excitedly, sit simply remains to be seen
whether she will thaw or he will freeze.
How do you want to bet?"
But, of course, the sentimental girl
wouldn't bet. She would be a party to
no such sacrilege Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25

"The trouble with him." said the
young mar who had been trying to fit
tingly describe an acquaintance, sis
that when he dipped into the sea of
knowledge he thought he brought up SO
much that the blamed thing went dry"
Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
a Medal.

Hooligan-Bedad, sorr, it's mesilf
that had a narrow squake Of drowning.
It's skating Oh was, SORT, and, begorra,
Oh whit clane through, and how Oh got
out Oh can't tell at all, at all. But,
sorr, Dim going to apply for the medal
Of the Royal society, and OF make no
doubt but they'll give it me.
Smith-But why? You saved no one
Hooligan-Saved no onel Be the
powers, sorr. and didn't I save mesilf p
Nuggets.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
The Difficulty.

Everything comes to him who
waits said the gentle citizen.
Eyes, sneered the cynic. 81 can get
into the street car where l fought for a
seat last August and have the whole
place to myself now. But l don't want
it. "-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Notice For Publication.

lnOm0sVedu injury NO. flOosJ
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M.
March 20, 1899. !
Notice Is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF his intention
to make final proof In support of his claim.
register or receiver at Santa Fe, N. NJ, on
April 25, 1899, viz: G. Leon Allison, for the
el9 sw Il and W 4 seA of section 3, tip l6 n, r
Be.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultivation
Of said land. viz:
Charles Wagner, Moves Romero, Diego
Gonzales, James Montoya. OF Santa Fe, N. NJ.
MANUEL II. OTKRo,
Register
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Jack Was ~Indionant.

What do you mean, he said to his
tiancee, by throwing kisses at my chum.
and when I'm with him, too?
Why. Jack, | never did; | threw them
at you.
Blamed funny if a girl can't even
throw kisses straight. Detroit Free
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 1851

February II, 1872
Notice IL hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF his Intention
to commute to cash and make final proof In
support Of his claim, and that said proof will
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on April l, 1899, viz: Cesa-
rio Quintana, for the NV Y, sec. 9, tp. 16 n, r
10 9.
He names the following witnesses to provo
hiscontinuous residence upon and cultivation
Of said land, viz:
Victor Roibal, yibian Valencia, Tomas Va
rela, Francisco Valencia, of Rowe, N. M.
MANUEL r. OTRRO,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25

"Did you know asked the amateur
scientist boarder, "that the first nails
were of bronze?"
ut was my impression, said Asbury
Peppers, "that they were Of horn. -
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Developed just One Idea.

"How is your club for the inter.
change aud development of ideas get.
ting along?'
"Well, SO far it has developed the
idea in each member that he is the only
man who has any ideas. "-Nuggets.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Notaries' Records.

The New Mexican Printing company
has on sale blank records for the use of
notaries public, with the chapter of the
Compiled laws governing notaries, print
ed in the front. Will be delivered at any
postofllce or express office on recf 1t OF
$1.25
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Escaping From Herself.

my wife is up and walks about a mile every
pleasant day; she feels like another person"
writes H. Todd Huguley, Esq, of Mount Jack
son, Marion Co., Ind, in a letter to DR.. R. ".
Pierce of Buffalo, N. Y. "When l first saw your
book referring to the cure of consumption l
thought l would try DR.. Pierce's Golden Medi-
cal Discovery and 'Favorite Prescription, as the
doctors had given her up, and so I thought it
could do no harm if it did no good.
"When / try to describe the results I fail to do
so in words. We shall never forget to thank
God for giving us this means Of relief. know
if my wife had not taken Dr.. Pierce's medicines
she would now have been in her grave. You
can ask any one who is afflicted thus to write to
me for more particulars
This only serves to show that what
ordinary physicians of merely local
and limited practice will often fail to
accomplish, may become entirely posi-
Bile to a thoroughly scientific and radical
treatment, based Upon q lifelong and
worldwide experience with the severest
and most obstinate forms of so-called in
durable diseases. Do not despair, but
write to DR.. Pierce. He will send you
the most authoritative advice in a plain
sealed envelope free Of charge. His
splendid t~housand-page illustrated Com
mon Sense Medical Adviser will be sent
paper-bound for 81 one-cent stamps to
pay the bare cost of mailing, or i'll
heavy, handsome cloth binding, for 81
stamps. A whole medical library i'll
one Iooo-page volume.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
willing to Learn.

Mabel (after Jack has kissed herr
Oh, Jack that's not right
Jaok-I'm sorry. | did my best. Per
haps you'll show me how it ought to be
done?-Comic Cuts.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25

"He's a monomaniac, she said.
"My dear" corrected her husband,
s.you do him an injustice when you use
the qualifying prefix. Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Watarad Stock.
Fee. N. M

Watts-When | get to thinking of the
human race, ii. seems to me>that, as an
Investment, 1T really does not pay.
Potts-Yon must remember that the
average man is about 80 per cent
water.-1ndianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
No Escape.

That's a wise saying-Let me make
the songs of a nation and | care not
who makes its laws.
Yes, one can evade the laws, but one
can't get away from the songs.
Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Unacquired Facility.

Girl-Have you learned to stay on
your bicycle?
Other Girl-Yes; I've made up my
mind it's useless for MI to try to learn to
fall off gracefullv.-Detroit journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Strength.

I see that the scientists have proved
that Il growing squash can lift 5000
pounds.
Whew! What couldn't an onion lift?
indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Not a COlOred Lady.

"And when I proposed to her she
turned all the colors Of the rainbow at
once.
"How can you make such a ridicu-
lous assertionp"
"All the colors at once, if you have
not forgotten your high school lessons,
you ought to know make white. In
dianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Shadows infections.

Hicks--Ill say this for Dumleigh. He
always speaks mis- mind.
Wicks-But such a mind.
-IndianapoliS Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25

O001O" OoOH' IN CURING thls cl6Ss q uls'
eases and will guarantee you . permanent cure
at moderate cost. He has cured thousands who
thought their cases hopeless. AL letters private,
Write for question blank. Consultation free,
Medicines sent free from observation.
Cook r1edical Co. I6as Curtis St. Denver Col
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-25
Not Figuratively Either.

The Moke-And how did you leave
your colleagues back in AfricaS
The Missionary-Oh, very much down
in the month. New York journal