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The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

When you see man over six feet tall, who
weighs about 220, and his shoes are so big
he has to get them made, you can be pretty
sure that some one calls him "Artie" OF
"Sweetums" or something.-N. Y. Press.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13
A Weak Memory.

A local newspaper woman is member
of a colony of her sex in a downtown fiat.
It was her turn this week to do the buying
of the light housekeeping supplies. Prob
ably she relied little too implicitly on her
memory. Anyway, she. was, overheard at the
phone calling up one of the big groceries: '1
want a half dozen cakes of suppressed
yeast!" she cried. And that was all of the
order she could remember-Cleveland Plain
Dealer
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

A man learns of so many honest men go.
ing wrong that he is constantly surprised
that he doesn't go out behind the barn and
try to hold himself up.-Atchison Globe.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13
Reward for Murderers.

Gov. McMillin has offered reward
of 500 for the murderers of Mary Lou
Freeman of Giles county. The woman
was murdered August /.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

"Of all the delegates that 1 met at that
Christian Endeavor convention" said DR..
Hill, 81 liked him the best who, on being
asked what his business was, said: 1 am a
cheer-up-odist' Success.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

I believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my boys life last summer.-Mrs. Allie
Douglass, Leroy, Mich, Oct. 20, '94.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

The man who controls his temper govern
his worst enemy.-Chicago Daily News.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

Some people are mighty independent" in
their ways who have no reason to be.-Atch-
ison Globe.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

There is nothing more discouraging to a
girl than to return home from big town
with new wrinkle in style and find that it
has preceded her--Atchison Globe.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

Uneasy lies the head that wears a bonnet
IN which a large-sized political bee is con-
tinually buzzing-Chicago Daily News.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

He latter the fourteenth round) How
love to dancei" SheL"Then | should think
you'd learn. Town Topics.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not
stain the hands or spot the kettle. Sold by
all druggists.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

TEETHINA (Teething Powders) Aids Di-
gestion, Regulates the Bowels, Cures Child.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

When you hate man, either fight him or
say nothing-Atchison Globe
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken Internally. Price 75c.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

me Best PRESCRIPTION for ChilIs
and Fever is a bottle of GROVES TAsTELEss
CHILL Tonic. It's simply iron and quininein
atastcless form. No cure no pay. Price, SOC.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13
To Cure a Cold In One Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money fit fails to cure. Csc.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

TNVERY woman suffering from airy female trouble be
II helped by Pinkham. This statement is based
sound reasoning and unrivale6 record. Multitudes
of Americas to-day bless Mrs Pinkham for compesst
and advice Write to her you ILL., Her
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

address IS Lynn, Mass. Absolutely no
charge is made for advice. Il suffered
seven years and would surely have died
but for your help" writes MRS. GEO.
BAINBRIDGE, Morea. Pa, to Mrs. Pinkham.
lit is with pleasure now write to inform
you that 1 am now healthy woman. thanks
to your kind advice and wonderful medi-
cine. l can never praise it enough. Twas
a constant sufferer from womb trouble. and
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13

The nightingale's song can be heard
at a distance of Il mile.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-13
SAFE
COUNSEL
FOR SICK
WOMEN

1eucorhoa had continual pain in abdomen. Sometimes
the floor for three four weeks
time Since using your medicine now have bear
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

Il 30 fad ia Paris 30 perfume iiCwsrs
aruNciully. Experiment las proved
that IL is possible not only TO take AWAY
The natural udUr Of Scr, but also
to make 1 yield perfume derived
from seine other vegetable product
sauc 'ta!sis, FOR eSaalp!e. sse pa.:cc;
10 form end coloriug, but without ia.
GRANGE, while others. very insignificant
To look at, emit q delicious fragrance.
The transfer Ui the udnr from one src.
cics TO the other bas bccu accomplished.
Those who have been most successful
Ia this branch of horticulture refuse
81 tell their secret. II Is said that the
African marigoll has been robbed Of
to disagrrrablc odur and endowed with
q perfume that makes Il much sought.
The FAD has been carried 90 thr rNtrcmr
OF giving TO the suHGowcr the odor OF
the rose aud Co the chrytguihcmum
that Of The ,iolet.--N. y. sun.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

The prison, siN miles from Toxic,
seems to be q model iu It's perfect man
aremcut. We approached q 10, Of hand
some buildings, and asked II they did
not belong to the university. No:
the prison where we are going" the
guide said. and wc entered she beauii.
idl grounds, laid of artiticially and
planted with flowers. The buildings ar
OF brick, one story high. aud are Oiled
with many comforts. Every prisoner
saluted us. In the shops all are re.
quired 70 work and are supplied with nli
necessary materials by the govern.
mcnt. Some do exquisite clnisounc
and wood cur,inr; others make useful
articles. such rs shoes. buckets, bas.
Lcts. etc, until you caa ind almost any
article you wish. The articles arc sold
for just what the material cost. - At.
ianta Constitution.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30
lH4HiisiissssisI-
TN OTHER LANDS.

In London nervous prostratiou ngw
Eoes BY the name Of Amerieanatis.
Japan was originally civilized by
way Of China. To-day japan sends
scholars and men Of science 20 instruct
the Chinese.
At Bombay all the Hindoo sentries
salute any passing black cat, thinking
Il may possibly he The soul OF an Eng
lisb officer.
Russian photographers shame de-
ilnqucnt customers by hanging their
pictures upside down In their glass
eases. This method soon compels Them
TO pay up.
Enssia'a commerce b. sea has grown
40 innrh fhat company for the elassi-
flcaston u shl1ss has been formed on
she model Of Che british LIoyds and the
French baresa veTsst====
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

The pleasant method ard beneficial
effects Of the well known remedy.
SYHUP or FTae. manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA Fio syaCP Co. illustrate
the value Of obtaining the liquid laSa.
tive principles At plants known 10 be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing tot the
taste aud acceptable 10 the system. II
~ the one perfect strengthening laxa.
tive, cleansing the system effcctually,
dispelliug colds, headaches and fcvcr6
gently yet promptly aud enabling one
10 overcome habitual constipation per.
mauently. Its perfect freedom from
every objectionable quality and sub,
stance, and lis acting on the Kidneys
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make II the ideal
laxative.
In the process Of manufacturing figs
are used, rs they are pleasant 10 the
taste, hut the medicinal qualities Of the
remedy are obtained from SIENNA and
other aromatic nlaniG hy ulsthnd
known 10 the CAIIFuRSiA FI0 SYRUP
Go. only. In order 10 get it's beneficial
effects and 20 avoid limitations, please
remember the full name Of the Company
printed 90 the front 81 every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
HAN FRAHCEsco. CAL.
LOUISVILLE, ky. HEw YORK II. Y
For sale b. ali Druggists. -Prios Soc pet bottle.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

/ Thomas {, Fletcher WIS b,rm In J,f-
i,r,un county Mo. january ~ ls25,
. descendant uf 500 old Maryland iamii,.
/ His father, Clement y. Fletcher. had
/ rome 20 Missouri in Isis tu engage in
. merchandising. ThuuHs studied law
Hud was admitted 10 the bar iu l~-7.
meanwhile serving as deputy clerk ~
. the "DuH'y court uud batter rrraiv.yg
! election n- clerk 81 the circuit court
! Nu ardent supporter NJ nru'un, Ic
/ began carly tu take prominent prrt
I iu the pulilirs uf the state u" was u
delegate iu ihr national conventions
oi 1850 and ls1s and he was the first
/ chairman of the first republican con
. ,ru'inu ever held iu slusr state.
/ When The war began he rspousrd the
rrrsc ~ the MON and srtyrd for u
twr as assistant provo general 90 81
/ Louis after which be assisted in raising
/ thr Thir'y.hrst Missouri regiment and
went TO the front a. a colonel Duriuv
/ The two wars he served 10 the ARMY ~
| the Tennessee with Gen. sherman.
when he returned ia Missouri raised
/ another regiment and received COM
mission ms brigadier.rcneral nv hrvvct.
While serving In front Of Vleksburg
/ IN 1864, Fletcher was elected governor
OF Missouri. He thrreupon resigned his
| army commission, went nt orcc tu JEFF
ierson City and issued the proclama.
! tion declaring slavery abolish ed Ga Mis-
souri,
His most dihiCult and dangerous
task, perhaps WIS that ~ rrorgaBis.ng
/ the civil progresses after the war Every
county Office IN the state was declared
vacant and the enormous pnwcr fell
upon Fletcher of filling them all nv
appointment During many days aud
/ nights he carried his life in his hands.
hut while firm and iulexible. he was
always good-naturcd. va that within a
! few years after his retirement from Of
I flee, hatred against him had disap-
pcnrrd, and during his long residence
| In st, Louis gained many friends
among all parties
several wears Hgo he established en-
office In Washington and II vas therr.
I on Fchruarg 20 last, he received =
stroke "f paralysis, white sitting in
/ Willard hotel.
Gov rictcher's only child f. married
10 MIR Perry Bartholow. OF an old Mis-.
souri, family, who was later In the con.
Eular service in Germany. hut now
again a citizen and business man Of ST.
| Louis.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30
A MISSING WORD.
nat the worthy Preacher ti;s rrsn
One That " an JuAt a.
Filling.

A North Carolina preacher, In ono. 81 our
western ponnties, whose meMory some
times talls him at the critical point, was
recently preaching a sermon before q san.
day nehncl convention, HIS gahlect was
The Resurrection The thought toward
which be was driving with al physical
earnessness was tina. the doctrine Of the
resurrection was tbs very essence OF the
Gospel. The word ''ehsehoe" he had care.
fully calculated 20 use IN trerns ndoGs
rpiteme 81 bic whole thought. Rising on
ispsoc be shouted I'm a nutshell, my
brethren, the doctrine Of the resurrection
y the very the very"
Alas! bis chosen word 'essence" was
gone, He paused o second and then strobe
forward. and shouted iu thunder tones
The doctrine Of the resurrection is tbe
very il the very" The retalritrant was
again nowher, 80 sight plusing once more,
and mastering his physical weapons for !
final desperate Cudtayur hC lowered be
voice, but with intense ,arucstuess, a. u
angry with poor absent essence be
again let drive: brethren, the thought
have tried 20 impress upon sou is that the
doctrine Ok the resurrection ~ the very
10 the very ia tho very soup Of the Gospell'
Hamilton Review.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30
ra. Lonaon llenchca ruLl arewth9

The result OF the recent census shows
that during the last Ave years ;hg i.0pa.
lgtion has increased samcv hat less rap.
idly thun II did in the pre-, ious ten.
ls5l-lsgl. The number OF people turned
oui 10 H. a0mc 1900 below the estimate
formed on the basis Of 1891. The dill
ference Is small, hut important, ~ II
shows that the previous fall IN the rate
of increase is maintained, The popula-
lion is growing gt less and l,as rapid
pace. At the beginning Of the century
IL usnd TO increase by more than 20 per
cent in the ten years between UucCcs-
Eiyc ccuSuars; IN lSsi-ls9i that rate had
fallen to l0A per cent, the lowest on
record; and NOW IL is Hlill less. Tie
movement is not part Of general dc-
cline; IL rs peculiar to London, and
seems go indicate that the huge over.
growth OF the metropolis has begun 10
cure Itself. No town can 60 on grow ing
indefinitely, and even lsoudon--mnn
sfruua uy IL ts-has not fuldllrd the cN'
pcCtationa 81 earlier a'atistiCiuus. For
the four years lsTi.5i the average birth
rntc was Jj.2; for The four years ls9l-9i
II WE only 800. There has been
gradual and almost continuous foil from
year 10 year, which has not been coun-
ttrhalanced by the simultaneous but
slirhicr fall In the death rate from 22.T
80 1919 Fewer people die in proportion
70 the population. but atlll fewer are
l'nrn This is explained by the increas.
Ing Discrimination to marry. The mar
riage rates for the two periods con.
trusted are 1910 and i73 respectively
ST. James Gazette.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30
GEN. C0MPTONs MISSION.
u Is intimstcd That he HAS Gone Ga
Honolulu 10 selx~ Tia. nIs-
putrd Grown Lands.

san Fmncisco, March eG.-Thc JalI
says:
"'rhe mission of Gen. Charles T..
Compton 10 thc Hawaiian islands Is the
subject of great speculation IN federal
circles in this city Gen. Compton sail.
ed on the Alameda. few days ago. for
Honolulu. While no one Is in n position
to explain auth0ritatiyely the purpose
Of the distinguished soldiers Journey.
II is understood from excellent sounc rs
that he has gone Ia Honolulu i0 seize
the crown lands of the former mon
archy, and hy authority of the Amcri.
can government settle dispute of
ownership that involves property
worth millions of dollars.
''it is something more than n cnincl-
denee TINT Paul Neumann hastily left
Washington Il short time ago, and Ii
now on his way 20 Honolulu. Ncumunn
Is one OF the closest advisers of the ex-
queen, and In any investigation af-
fecting her interests he would be of ia.
valuable assistance"
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

"oh, this fiat is lovely" she cx.
claimed, raptufously. why, il here
isn't spare room. That viii do for
company"
''if the company happens to be very
aparS," he observed, Rloomily.
She needed him not. II 10 customary
for man TO be present when his wife
Is married; also when abe hunts for =
housr; but on neither occasion Goes he
cut icc,--Detrot Jourual.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30
Elk. GOV. THOMAS C. FLETCHER.
ingtoa. with @tse saa DaaEh-
ter at iIlt nsdaiae.

Washington, March 25.-Wiih his
wife and daughter ut his bedside,
ex-siov. Thomas {. Fletcher of
Missouri breathrd his last at .: 80 this
afternoon. Paralysis, which attacked
him sone time ago. carried him or, rl'
though within the last ten days there
had been scsrrai Intervals that gave
hope 10 his family and physicians that
,is demise might lw long Delayed. Mrs
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

Some Of the Dutch dclicacirs arcm
extraordinary 70 Us. The Dutch peo.
pie eat pickles rs the French eat pep
PERMITS. All about the streets ARE III.
tie booths, where are displayed picked
cucWmbcrf, bects, onions and other
vegetable, swimming In vinegar and
cut into titbits for the convenience Of
passers-by, who arc very fond Of step.
ping for an instant aud setting their
teeth on edge for trifling expenditure.
Diminntirc cells, sailed and stepped IN
"iuecnr, are sold on thr corners by
divers old womcn.--N Y. sun.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

Visitor So this u some o. that weather
that sou hrsE -o much about! u seems ia
me iu l,r ai,5u, ,iss tha s.esarg i1E Wis t!ms
Of the year over the country generally.
Oldest lnhlhitaut About like ihe aver
age Young Teller I've lived In this sam,
Mace frr nivh onto y wears, an thts her,
weather 10 more IKE the average than ans
we've had iu al that tlmC.-Iudtc.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

called GralaO II Is . delicious, appriiSiag
n0urlsEing food drink to take the place oi
coffee. Sold by all grocrrs and liked BY al
who haze uscd u, because when properly
prepared Il lAsles llke the hneat coffee hat
Is free from all its injurious properties
Grain Q aids digestion and strengthens the
nerves. Il s not a s,imulant but a health
builder. and children, a. well a. adults car
driuk q with great benefit Costs about 1 ~
much aa coffee. Is and Csc.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

The greatest electrician in the world de-
betrd, aud that ia a short time electricity
viii completely supplans mEns most Useful
animal. In 20 years, he Asserts, the horse
viii be q curiosity. Diseases Of the stomach,
liver, kidneys and hlood would also be d
curiosity Il al Rsrsierrrs would iake Hostel.
ter'g Stomach b.ters, There would then be
practically no dyspepsia, nervousness. sleep
lsssness, indigestion, constipation, malarial
fever or ague,
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30
cLEvER SAYINGS on coL. NoRrn
ne waatra some New woTda fog ISIS
earhAuiaxy.

ne waatra sone Mew Words fog ISIS
Vocabulary.
The late Col. North, the nitrate king.
had ready, 10 sonewha rough, style
cf wit pceliar 10 himself The trap In
which he was STATED being on one oeca.
sion blocked in crowded thorough
fare Ia immediate jn&tapoSitIon TO a
costeFmongcrs cart laden with yeHe-
tablc8. the coaehman. finding that the
horse was about 10 help himself 10 tho
cahbages. would have backed the aai.
NAL out Of harms way.
'Iet him grace" said the colonel;
II want 10 hear the man swear" The
chs;ermongcr. turning bis head around
st this moment, the colonel's wish wes
promptly rratited by an exceptionally
choice and extensive selection Of cx.
pletiscs. "Bravo!" said North, as he
threw the man q coin that would have
more than bought the whole cargo ~
vegetables. II thought WIS pretty
well educated! In your line myself, but
hing me II ycu haven't taught me- four
new aljcctites,"
North. although fond OF pictures, mated
what one CALI doing galleries" Once.
being pressed 10 20 and see a picture
after Eubcns, he quickly replied;
after Eubcns, Why, surely, Ruhcns
vas the brute they were after last year
when you dragged me in here, Haven't
they caught The old cuss yci?" The
colonel loved children, Iut was not
vildly keen on kissing babies mIrccl.
'anenuSly. Once, being implored by q
handsome lady TO kiss an exception.
ally nns, hnlssnIne-lnnlia. Ing infant. 81
which the mother stated herself 10 he
the living image, well. here Foeh for
the image" said North, aud he forth.
with imprinted a sounding Kiss on the
fair mothers "hc.L .- London World
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

Here's q story Of California girl
who saved her life by kiss" he said,
looking up from paper.
How was that :' she asked. with 10.
tercst
she was confronted by a desperate
Wan--' he began.
That's just the trouble" she broke
IN. s-ornfully. You never seem 90 get
desperate
Immediately thereafter he gave her
an imitation Of q desperate man. and
while it was not very good, ii served the
purpose, Chicago Post
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30
iiruarc Of olntnrntH T"r raiHrri
THAT Contain McFcury.

A. mcrrury will surrll destroy thC ycuse "
smell aud completely drruugc NE whole 50
lcn when entering 1t through the mucous
surilcrs, Such Fiirlc should never h
us,.l carcpi on prrfpipilon- from reputahi,
physicians. 49, the damage they viii 10 Is
often ten fold TO the good uu can possibly
derive from them. Halls ,aihFrh Cure
manufactured iy y i Cheney & Co.. Toledo
- go. -. l.--.s-..... -.i TO- ta go ss,tas
49, --#ss-sssss- So ss-s. $500 ss==
NALL, acting directly upon thc blood ang
mucous surfaces ui the system tn huyius
Halls CataIrh Cure hr -liyr Sou sci the gen
uinc. !, il taken internally. and made 90
Toledo. Ohio. by = +. Cheney & Go. Irsli
vonialN irrr.
Sold hy Druggists. price i5r per bottle
Malla Eaml-N lIIla arc Tho bet.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

Let the Alihi Slide Pc,c-"Yals. Dave
Rut tea days IN jaii io' stealth dem ,hicA
pHs He could hdh proved am a'IM. too. II
he'd wanted to- Abe Dat coy Den SHY
didn't hcy'' Pete Why dc fact. ub de-
ease was dat un dc night dcm chickens waa
stole Dave WAS ~ mily- go ia aunGdcf roun
81, stealth boss judge
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

New York, March 81 The condition
of Rudyard Klpling, who was reported
to have suffered a slight relapse II few
days ago, Is again improving. and be
is better than at any time since his VI.
ness began. Mr.. Doubleday said yes.
terday afternoon that Mr.. Kipling WIS
sitting up In bed and reading the morn
ing papers.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

EN.Goy THOMAS G. FLETCHER
Fletcher. worn with her hn hand's ill-
.,as. j. Tonight aiaa.,st :asa.i s.t.i -. i,...
h'r daughter, Mrs. r1rtauluv, ni -.
Louis, So cstcuding tu her a. possible
comfort
twenty-five hours before hi< death
the ex-governor !arard into uHraa.
sciuusuoSs, from which fh. skin Of hts
physicians were unable tu arouse him.
The rmUins via be- Ia,d away in ~.
Louis.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

Washington, March a6.---Thc cable
dispatches from Gen. Otis as well ms
the press reports of the engagement
at Manila have been rabled TO Seere.
tary AlFTr and Gen. Brooke a. Ha-
vnna.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

Cincinnati. March Harry II.
Morrtouse, prominent here for years
M broker and promoter. and former
" president Of the Commercial Gazette
Co., died yesterday. He spent much OF
hIa time In recent years In New York
aud Lonien.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

Washington, Marsh ss.---congress
doubled the appropriation for rural
free delivery. With saUa.0a0 to draw
upon the cunning year the post Office
department v proceeding 10 amplify
Ne experimental eer*iec materially.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

She loves ChFis. yet her lore for him Is
dumb;
She osn't afford 10 marry and repent.
| She says be should hc called Chfissnths
mum;
/ He's splendid~-hul he hasn't got 'esnt.
| --nronhIrn lila
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

The Sweet Young Ihinsl love to read
Of those dear, daring explorers in the Arctic,
boz ! should think sealing ictl'erEs all The
time would become mOnotanhus
The Savage Bachelor Part Of the tim"
thcy were scaling hsh.--lndianapolis Jour
Ual
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

San Francisco, Maich President
Harper OF the University of Chicago
rs the guest Of President Jordan Of
Stanford. After delivering an address
at Oakland, Sunday, he win leave for
the east.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

Singapore, March 20. The United
States gunboat Princeton, Commander
Clifford n, West, from New York. Jan
uary II, for Manila, has arrived here.
The Farmington times. [volume] (Farmington, Mo.) 1874-1902, 1899-03-30

HishwayrAn--You money or your ~.
LAWYER Here's al have.
+All right. Nuw get outl"
Taking him hy the hutinnholei~ Wait
a minute. friend. Dent yea want 10 en-.
gage counsel 20 defend Won - ease yoti
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