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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-05-13


digestive and nutritive organs are not in
active health. The result IS that the nu-
triton for the body is not distributed in
proper proportions to make blood, bone
and muscle
Weak young men who take a course Of
Or. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
will find a marked change in their phys
ical strength and energy The body will
be built up so that gymnastics will not
tax and tire them, but be the natural
exercise enjoyed by muscles which are
nourished into firm health.
In letter received from a D. weller E'q,
Of Pensacola, EsCamhia Co.. Fla Box 54l. he
states ' ! have since receiving your diagnosis
OF my case as stomach trouble and liver com
plant taken eight bottles Of the Golden Ned
ical Discovery and must say that am trans
formed from a walking shadow "a my friends
called me 90 perfect health. ! value your rem
edies very highly and tsse pleasure in recon-
nending them 10 any aud all who suffer a. l
did. -Four months ago did not think to be III
shape 10 assist our Uncle Samuel IN case 81
hostiiiiies, but hanks 70 you, am now reaey
fof the Dons
DR.. Pierce's Pellets cure biliousness.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-05-13

SumWarV- IhTeC base hUs-FlahertN,
Calhoun. Schaub stolen hases-Shsn-
non. Doian Double plays-Dundon to Do
Ian 90 Calhoun Roth 10 Schaub. Base
on balls-On Chesbro Hit by pitched
balis-Doian 90. Struck out-Bv Chcs-
bro. ! by Wilhelm j. Wild pitchcs-Ch S.
bro Time OF game-l55. Umpire-Mr.
Berger. Attendance. 1000
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-05-13
Philadelphia. ~; New York, o T..

PHILADELPHIA. May 12-The Phil
lies captured both games from New York
to-day. The victories being due 10 SUI
perior batting. in the first game the
| Giants failed TO score. Thomas, Of Phil-
adelphia. played sensational game IN
centre in the second game. and Davis led
| al the bat for New York with home run
and 4 double. Attendance, 100
Score. X II. j..
Philadelphia e. ..G0O31OO1'-11 Is 1
New YORK o.. ....OOOOO0oOo-o z /
Ratteries-Fraser and Mcfarland. Do
heny and Grady. Time, two hours.
Second game.
Score. f.. II. J..
! Philadelphia ...... 2O2OOO30L7 "A ,
New York ......... 02100O010A 2
Batterics-Wheeler and Douglas. Nee
kin and Warner Umpircs-Swartwood
/ and Warner Time. 1870
Cincinnati. >; Pittsburg, 4.
PITTSBURG. PA. May 12-AlthouGh
Cincinnati had but one hit more than
Pittsburg. the home team at no time
came within sight Of victory Attend
| ance. 1907
Score. r. II. J..
Pittshurc ......... 00OOO0001-1 3
Cincinnati ......... O2O110001-5 s /
Battcres-Payne. Sparks and Bower
T
and Connolly. Time. 2:5.
Rrookly 3; Washington. o.
NEW YORK. May 12-Washincton was
shut out to-day At Washington Park.
Brooklyn. through their inability 20 hit
Kennedy. and sharp fielding ON the part
OF Brooklyn Dineen pitched good ball.
but series OF punched hits won the
game for Brooklyn. Farrell and Ken
o. f..ft
IN the seventh but only one run was
Tailed. Attendance 333L
score: R.HE.
Brooklyn ......... OO1OOO11x-3 /
Washington ....... OOO00OOO-0 I
Battcries-Kennedy and Farrell; Di-
neen and Mcclure. Umpires-EmsIie and
Mcdonald Time, 1850.
st. Louis. ,: Cleveland. (.
CLEVELAND. o.. May 12.-The old
Clevelands and the alleged Cleyelands
played a rafting game to-day Ga the
presence of 200 spectators. 10 was MP
and tuck and a tie from the eighth TO the
tenth inning when Mckecn made a home
run and won for St. Louis.
Score: r. H. j..
Cleveland ........ OOO2OOO2OO-4 9 o
St Louis ........ 10000 OOOl-5 il ]
Battcries-Carsey and thinner Wilson
and Cigar. Umpires-ODay and Bren-
nan. Time, 200.
Boston. :: Baltimore. q
BOSTON. May 12-The feature or to-
days ball game was the double play
by Tenney, Long and Tenney and stahrs
brilliant running pickup of a ball in
right field. McKenna pitched well for
Baltimore. but received poor support.
while costly errors were made by Magoon
and Holmes. Attendance 800.
Score by innings: r. II. T.
Boston ..... Q 8
Baltimore ..... 2O0O2-6 s 8
Eatteres-Lewis, Willis and Bergen.
McKenna and Robinson. Umpires-
Gaffney and Andrews. Time. 2:06.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-05-13

The second game was not aa interest
ing as the first There was nor so much
hitting by either side. and Lancaster's
fielding was loose Harry schmidt was
in the box Tor the visitors and he was
very Wild While "Pipplns' Cor the
Ch-rubs Mad 4airly good control. Gl-
though his efforts 20 hit were futile.
AT the end % the sixth inning the score
was close and stood 90 Ia favor Of
the cherubs. so no one could make any
definite statement regarding the outcome
in the seventh and eighth innings. how
over eve bits were made or schmidt
sftr~ f~ f,u~ rt'0s and the victory
was vor 0f.h au Gre rin~-r worked out
% TIE visitors.
The last same made the sixth co.. o.
cYfivc victory Tor the Cherubs on the
home grounds and they play the Ian
cae'cr boys agsin this afternoon AT 40
o'clock The score OF the game Is as fol-
lows:
Second game
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-05-13

Body building,
as they understood
It in Greece and

u as they understood
. II in Greece and
. Rome, seems a
lost art. Young
men fat chested,
fabby m u S c ! e d
slouch along the
streets, with scarcely
one physical attnb-
ute Of mani 90 d .
And yet these young
men would ike to
he well muscled, sup
pie, erect and hardy.
But they don't know
how 70 80 about it.
They try dumb bells,
rowing and boxing,
but only in a half
hearted way. These
sports should be play
TO them but are real
II work. The main
factor in this condi-
ton IS an III nour-
ished body. The
stomach is not work
SEQ, ,~n..1~f.. TAa
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CnntnLn Jny NM WI

LEXINGTON VA. May l2-rpee la'--
Canfain lay Hugh wills dlo1 AZ MS nome
80 todav ia bis seventeen year. 10
ma. taken Old az Camden On Gal.fy. ".
y. where ho has large lumber inter-
osts ana whore he has spent the past ioDr
wears. 80 arrived h0me yesterday hl.e'
80 i- survived by OFFS widow "ao vas
n Miss Norgreye OF Lexington. ana ono
son .,
captain wills was born .n Nelson eoHn-
IS. For many years previous 20 me CIV"
war De was captain 0f par Key n''' iO.
Ming from Richmond 10 buchanan. no
was a publlc-sp.r.f0 and eN''. 'Fl''"s
man. and for "a number NJ years ne vas
a member OF the Lexington Council DTS
worth as "A practical man was snow"
when he performed fhe irat o' .Flnt
water over a mountain '' supply ~
ingtia when such h1i been stii 'oNIi
not be done BY scientific engineer.
James Gross.
sTAUNTON. VA. May i2-spec.a.
lanes Cross. aged eighty-hre years. ii'i
an hls home near stanton, few days
ago.
Mr. Cross was a living relic ~ oiden
tevs Tie had lived on the s1me farm
an his lie. and when a young man used
60 a~iye A wagon from Plrker5Ourt I'd
s.ottsvuis and Richmond. on several
occasions. hauling barrels or god ana
s,,,sr to richmond FOR James Jenninss.
,hen the leading merchant OF me eou"-
try ,.--. "a o.,, M,
For sixty-hve years he had oeen con
10. member OF the Methodist church.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-05-13

All pitchers look alike 10 the Cherubs.
They have tackled Lancasters crack
tHirers and connected with their divers
curves and billoWs and the Lancaster
team came out lacking.
The Cherubs have developed into re-
uarkably fast players and hitting with
them IS a pastime. much to the delight or
the thousand faithful who have taken
hold Of the game with renewed interest
The rooters in the Row Yesterday root
ed good and hard and Dr Elton from
Barton Heights Kept the wclkin ringing.
Two games were played and the Chez
rubs took both Of them. although 1t re-
uuired ten innings 10 DO the trick with
the first game Chcsbro was up for the
locals and Wilhelm twirlcd for the visi-
tors. Both pitchers did great work for
their respective teams. and mp to the
eighth inning 1t was nObOdy's game. all
though the rooters tried hard TO rattle
Wilhelm and the Lancastrians behind
him.
At the close Of the ninth inning the
score stood 20 and after two men went
out in the tenth. Hess scored by the help
Of hits by Iiargrovc and DundOn.
Lancaster could do nothing. although
hit and a pass were given and the game
went to Richmond
Patsy Flaherty cleverly filled Sev-
bold's place in Left field and helped I'm
two runs on long out-deld outs besides
bringing one TN on his thrce-base hit and
scoring himself by Hess assistance
The score Of the first game follows:
First game
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TOtals...... ... ...ss.s.
READING.

Arentown........ .......00OO 0oO-i
poading..... 60. .........020 0020 10
summary; Earned runs-Reading. 2;
Allentown. !. Two base hlts-VigneuN.
stolen hases-O. Smith. Henry. Mcin-
tyre, Goodman Double r'sv.-McCor.
mick 70 Ta'e g 7~llfh N Draubv Fra,
base on balls-McGinnis. g. or Garvin J.
Sacrifice Illustration. Hit Nv pitched
oell-O. Smith. struck out-By McGin-
nis. 8. BY Garvln. 6 Balk-Garyin. I'm
pisA--RstLs~ Time. I.A>
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MEETING OF THE
VETERANS CLOSED

Continued from First Page)
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-05-13
SIXTH GAME WON
BY THE CHERUBS.
Their Percentage Goes up Above the
the Bunch.
LANCASTER PLAYS AGAIN TO-DAY
Chcsbro and Pippins Arraycd Against
wilhelm aud Schmidt-iiahcr-
y Played la Seybold's
Place.


'A'''H 'N'S'
Richmond. s. Z. Lancaster. ., ?.
Scranton. 9. Paterson. 3.
Wilkesbarre. z. Newark. ?.
Allentown, /. Reading, 4.
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Games To-day.
Lancaster AZ Richmond
Paterson at Scranton.
Newark at Wilkesbarre.
Reading al Allentown.
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SUBSTITUTE ADOPTED.

Several other speeches were mado amid
A general tumult. and calls Tor vote
which was finally had. There was a
storm OF ayes, and but few nays. and the
resolution was declared adopted
Among other resolutions reported and
adopted was one urging the association
TO assist IN marking the battleHeids Of
the civil war with monuments 10 Con.
Tolerate dead; another appointing a COM
mittee OF three 10 consider the question
q uniformity OF pension legislation by
the Southern States. and resolution
recognizing the Confederate Veterans
Association OF tho District OF Columbia
and according II all due rights and
privileges. An adverse report was made
upon the proposition 10 change the name
OF the organization TO the Confederate
Survivors Association. the object being
20 use the initials. G 5. A. An unfay0r.
able report was also made upon a res0.
luton looking 30 a change I'm tho no
menclature OF the association. in order 20
prevent the creation Of too many gen
erals and other high titles carried by
various officers.
A resolution or thanks for the presence
OF the cruiser Raleigh was adopted an
other looking 10 the selection OF suita-
bic gray cloth for uniform: thanking
those citizens OF Columbus. ohio. who
have cared for the graves OF Confederate
dead there. and extending cordial thanks
~ Ileutenant-Coion Henderson. OF the
british stan College. for his history Of
ire Confederacy, in his Life OF stone
wall Jackson"
OtD OrrfCERs ELECTED.
rerera! OrrAor, % Tennessee moved
ina, the convention 20 into election OF
ia oommander. He nominated the fol-
iov,ng for reelection: commander-in-
chief. J. 3. Gordon; Commander Depart
1sut Of Army OF Nogtharn Virginia.
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hateful memory that could divide our
country Is buried with them ABOUT
their graves kneels new nation lo''hs
all her children everywhere the same.
rHEIR GI.ORN THE NAIION :.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-01
THOSE METEORS.

A Thrilling Romance of the Far
away Philippines.
A silver moon floated high above the
palms. Night birds called just as they
do in Stephen Cranes books. A solemn
hush had fallen on the land, such q
hush as falls upon the congregation
when the rector says, Let your light
so shine" Aguinaldo sat on the bank
Of listless flowing stream pondering,
with chin sunk on his breast, like Ma
poleon in the tea store Autographs.
Then with one accord the heavens
burst. A rain of stars fell, their re-
fections twinkling on the Yerdure.
Aguinaldo pulled himself together
with start.
''Takawana! Takawana" he call
ed in an affrighted tone.
The faithful aid came around from
behind the bush.
"Oh, Takawana, Takawana! What
was thatY
"Only meteoric display" was the
answer.
; "Thank heavenw exclaimed the shiv-
ering leader as he fell upon the neck
of Taky. .'Methought had been cap
tured and was being spanked. Come!
Untether the mule and let us be OFF,
A silver moon foated high above the
palms. The night birds called.-De-
.troit Free Press.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-01

of high rank paid her honor One man
high in Office vainly offered her 1000
forms for three small cuttings The
empress of Germany paid her 4,0Ou
forins for trophy she had cut, bearing
the arms of Emperor Leopold, crowned
with eagles and surrounded by a gar
land of flowers She also cut the en-
peror's portrait, which can now be seen
in the Royal Art gallery in Vienna. A
great many people went to see her, and
she kept a book in which princes and
princesses wrote their names.
After she died, which was when she
had lived 60 years; her husband, Adrian
Block, erected q monument to her
memory and had designed upon it the
portraits of these titled visitors. Her
cuttings were so correct in effect and so
tasteful as to give both dignity and
value to her work and constitute her an
artist whose exquisite skill with the
scissors has never before or since been
equaled. Lewiston Journal
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-01
One on the Rector.

The little daughter of local clergy
man has reached the age where big
words are apt to floor her and where she
is very sensitive to the remarks of an
older brother.
Not long ago she came running to
her father.
''Papa. papa. George called me
names.
"Why, what did George sayf"
''Oh," said the little girl, with a
strong expression of disgust, 'he said
practiced what preached I don't.
do IT.
"Well. my child, p
'But I don't, do I, papaf I don't
any more than you do, do II"
And then the rector choked up. But
he took a. half hour from his sermon
and explained the meaning of the OBJ
noxious expression to the best of his
ability.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-01
The Danger of Modesty IN Po,,t,c.

The chairman of the state commit
tee glanced at the latest batch of re-
turns and sighed wearily. His look
was the look of man who had no
hope. who saw an abyss at his feet and
knew that he must plunge into it.
"Why, what's the matter?" his chief
assistant asked. You look ILL.,"
II am" the chairman replied. "Have
you seen those latest figuresY'
Eyes. but surely there is nothing in
them to discourage you. They only
add to the glorious victory we have
won. Our plurality keeps getting
greater and greater as the distant
counties are heard from"
"Yes." groancd the chairman, that's
the trouble. My career as campaign
manager is ended. After this shall
be shelved. The party managers will
never repose any confidence in me
again. Our vote will be at least 5000
above my highest claim. I have al
ways been afraid that my accursed
modesty would ruin me. and now the
worst has come."-Chicago Times-Her-
aid.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-01
The LADY The WINNER.
Amusing Occurrence In an O@ce
Building Elevator In Chicago.

Amusing Occurrence In an Oflce
Building Elevator In Chicago.
People who ride in lifts in this
city acquire some queer experiences at
times. The calling of the floors where
passengers desire to debark or embark
not infrequently produces some anus
ing situations. 1t all depends upon the
style of the person making the an
nouncement Of course conductors
are mute participants in the game.
Here is one happening Of yesterday
which is certainly out of the usual run.
Half dozen passengers entered an
elevator in big down town Office build
ing. Doctors office there almost to the
exclusion of other professions. One boy
with package asked to be deposited
at the second floor. A woman stood
mute while a medical man thought he
would leave at the fifth. The conductor
turned an inquiring head and the re-
naming passengers with one voice
Ginning in full chorus shouted:
''Tenth. y
':Seven up" murmured gentle
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-01
WATCH YOUR
KIDNEYS.
The Most Important Organs In the
Human Body-They Throw
Out All Diseases.
SWAMP.R00T CURES WEAK KIN.
NEYS,

Does your back ache?
Do you have pains across your
kidneys? 49,
Isyour complexion chalky, gray,
white?
Is your skin dry or .feverish? Arc
there puffy bags beneath your evasS
Are your eyes dull, listless and
dead-looking?
Are you irritable and hard to
please?
Do you feel as though Won have
heart trouble?
times in the night? Is there ever a
scalding, burning sensation there?
Do you feel the desire immediately
to urinate again, with no result?
Is your urine clouded, thick or
milky?
Is there any sediment or do parti !
cles float in it?
Don't neglect these conditions. and
if they or any part of them are yours.
Swamp Root, the great kidney rem,
edy, will be found just the medicine
you need.
Here's simple test for the kid
neys, Just as certain as though a
physician were in personal attend
ance on your case: Pour some of
your ''morning" urine in a glass or
bottle and allow it to stand twenty
four hours. Then hold it up to the
light, and if you find any settings or
sediment, or if it is thick or milky.
or if small particles float about in it,
don't hesitate for a moment, but
write at once to DIR. Kilmer & Co.,
mention the DEMOCRAT, and imme-
diately begin using the sample of
Swamp-Root which you will receive
at once, absolutely free by mail.
The results will surprise you.
Swamp Root is purely vegetable,
pleasant to take, and is for sale by
druggists everywhere in bottles Of
two sizes and two prices-fifty-cents
and one dollar. Bear in mind the
name, Swamp-Root, and the address,
Binghamton, N. Y.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-01
How. to Get Rid of /. Crowd.

The late Prince George generally
dined on his balcony, during which
time his Cossacks played delightful
airs from the Russian operas. Crowds
of people came to stare most rudely, SO
one evening there was a very dis
agreeable smoke which swept over
them and drove them away. Ihad the
curiosity to find out the meaning. A
stove had been filed with bark and
leaves and placed in such a position
that the smoke was driven right into
the faces Of the people, and could
imagine the, quiet laugh that went
around the imperial dinner table rs
the people dispersed as sheep having
no shepherd.-Review Of Reviews.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-01
WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS.
The Wonderful Artistic Feats Per-
formed by jeanne KOetren.

me <AEtistIc cdts EcE.
formed by Joanne Koetren.
More than 900 years ago little girl
eyas born at Amsterdam. Holland.
whose name was Joanne Koetren She
was peculiar child in that she cared
nothing whatever for play and sport,
but found her greatest delight in max
ing copies of things about her, imitat-
ing in wax every kind of fruit and
making on silk. with colored floss. ex-
act copies of paintings, which were
thought wonderful
But after she hsA become very ac-
complished in music, spinning and en-
broidery, she abandoned all these for a
still more extraordinary art-that of
cutting. She executed landscapes, ma
rine views, flowers, animals and por-
traits of people of such striking resem-
blance that she was for time quite the
wonder of Europe. She used white pa
pers for her cuttings, placing them over
black surface, SO that the minute
openings made by her scissors formed
the Eight and shade"
The czar. Peter the Great. and others
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-01
Coincidence.

''Somehow I'm awfully stupid to-
night, remarked young Borum Ian
guidly the other evening.
Indeed you are. retorted Miss Cut
ting. somewhat impulsively.
''Do you really mean thats" asked
the young man in surprise.
81 merely indorsed your remarks.
Didn't you just now assert that you
were stupid?' she queried,
Eyes" he responded. ''but I only
said so without thinking
"And up to the time you spoke of it, =
she replied. 81 only thought so without
saying it. Pearson s Weekly.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-01


I wonder why it is that girls always told that
they
Should DO jist like their nammas do in every sim
gle way7
It's oful easy fer girl to git along. becuz
They praise her up fer actin jist the way he1
mamma duz-
wonder why it "a t,4. boys can't go and do ths
way
Their pas do and stfl not sit licked or leetursd
every day?
Their pas, they nearly always smoke. and many
of them chew,
And wunst my pa he got 50 mad heard hin
swearin tool
!wisht somebody'd tell me why it's always dread
ful wrong
Fer boys to do things that their pas keep do;r
right along;
wisht / knew why girls can act jist like then
mammas do
And, what is more. git loved = lot and praises "
fer 1t too!
Chicago glraes-Herald.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-01
HOW TO WIN HER LOVE.
The Interesting Discovery of Nj
Cornelius Hennepin.

The Interesting Discovery of Mr.
Cornelius Hennepin.
"Ahaw exclaimed Cornelius Henne-
pin. Here is something that have
long been looking for-'How to Make
Your Wife Love Your"
That was the headline over the arti-
Gle that he had started to peruse. He
pulled his glasses out of the case, fas-
tened them upon his nose and cried:
Virginia! virginia.! Come here. 1
want to read something to you"
When his wife arrived, he said:
Here is little article that may in
terest you. l haven't read it through,
but from the way it starts out judge
that the writer knows what he or she
is talking about. How to Make Your
Wife Love You That's the heading.
Now, let's see what it says: Never
come home with a sour look and yell,
'1s dinner ready| as If you were ad-
dressing a slave / never do that, do
I, Virginia? Always treat your wife
with as much consideration when you
are alone as when company is present
I think follow that rule, don't 1, Vir-
ginia? Never try to start cheap
laugh by saying that your wife pro-
posed to you or roped you in.' have
never done that, have 1, Virginia I" Mr..
Hennepin asked. "And yet" he bitter
ly continued, you do not love me as
you ought to. am only % years older
than you, and there Is no reason why
you should not regard me with the ut
most affection. These very words
ought to convince you that I am an
Ideal husband. But let me continue:
DO not chew tobacco all day and ex-
pect your wife to meet you at the door
with her mouth all made !. for low
ing kiss, and. above all, do no. rumble
If she should ask you for the price of
one Of those lovely hats in Plume
leigh's window
"Confound these advertising lodges"
exclaimed Cornelius Hennepin. IF
the papers don't stop lending them
selves to such schemes, Im going to
stop my subscription
Late the next afternoon a boy with
a bandbox rushed up the Hennepin
steps.-Chicago Times-Herald.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-01

voice as the car reached the indicated
floor.
Two men seeking the tenth floor
glanced at each other with grins of ap-
probation as stenographer, and
pretty one, by the way, entered the car
She seemed unconscious of having Gre
ated more than passing interest. but
the conductor was alive to the situation.
1.-The lady wins, :" he muttered to
himself as he gave the lever a yank and
the car shot upward again.-Chicago
Chronicle.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-01

A Voice In the Dark-Papa, please
give me a drink Of water. Pm so
thirsty.
''No; you're not thirsty. Turn over
and go to Sleep"
A pause.
Papa, won't you please give me n
drink? IE so thirsty"
"If you don't turn over and go to
sleep, I'll get up and whip you."
Another pause.
Papa, won't you please gimme q
drink when you get up to whip meg"-
Tit-Bits.