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Libel on n Fir.t-cIn.. Hotel.

A Caribou man lately wandered Tito
n remote hotel that doesn't keep die
tionary, and on coming down in the
morning wae asked by the landlord how
he rested. 90" replied the gentleman,
II suffered nearly all night from in
somnia." The landlord was mad in a
minute and roared: ''I'll bet you two
dollars there amt one in my house,
kennebec Journal
Daily camera., 1899-07-11
Method In His MnIn ers.

Il like your paper all right" re-
marked n caller at the office of the
Weekly Blood, "but can't understand
why you selected such a queer name
for it,"
at does sound rather queer, I'll ad-
nit" replied the rural publisher, ''but
can claim for it the largest circula-
ton in the world without fear of CON
tradiction. ."-Chicago Daily News.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11
They Were Built Up,

West Cliff. Colo. June 80. oo-Severa
members OF the family of H. Neuelbcck
Of this place had the grip last winter and
II took a long time to get over it. The,
finally began taking Hoods Sarsaparlla
and it built them right up and put them
on their feet.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11
A Frightful Islunder

Will often cause a horrible Burn,
Scald, Cut or Bruise. Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. the best in the world, will kill the
pain and properly heal it. Cures Old
Sores. Fever Sores. Ulcers. Boils. Felons.
Corns. all Skin Erup,ions Best Pile
cure on earth. Only IS cts. box. Cure
G guaranteed. Sold at S,reamers Drug
Store.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11
That Throbbing Headache

Would quickly leave you, if you used DR..
Kings New Life Pills. Thousands of
sufferers have proved their matchless
merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches
They make pure blood and strong nerves
and build up your health. Easy to take.
Try them. Only IS GEMS. Money back
if not cured. Sold at Streamer's Drug
Store.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

Gun-shot wounds and powder burns.
cuts, bruises, spra,ns. wounds from rusty
nails. insect stiDgs and ivy poisoning
quickly healed by De Wits Witch
Hazel Salve. Positively prevents blood
poisoning. Beware OF coun,crfeiis. "De
Wits" is safe and sure For sale by
Chas. T. Gilbert.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11
Notice.

have a team. light mountain wagon,
5-pole tent. folding chairs, folding cots
folding tables. three saddle horses, and
an entire camping outfit TO rent to re-
sponsiblc party by the week OF month.
Responsible driver furnished # desired.
R. F. BozE, Veterinary Surgeon.
80 lot Care Iredale's Barn.
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GrOcers will Close.

The grocers OF Boulder will close their
stores on Wednesday July 18th at noon
TOR the balance of the day. this being
Bryan day at the Chautauqua 1t is
hoped that all other dealers will Join us
and close their stores also.
A. S. BROWN, Secretary,
Boulder Retail Grocers association.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11
Street Railway Time Card.

Cars leave the depot at 6:3o a. m. and
every fifteen minutes thereafter until
Io:45 p. m. Leave Chautauqua 6:45 a.
m and every fifteen minutes thereafter
until II p. IN.
During crowds cars will stop only at
depot. east side oil Thirteenth street on
Walnut and at Chautauqua gate. #.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11
De Wits Little Early Risers expo

DE Wits Little Early Riscrs expcl
from the system all poisonous accumua.
tions, regulate the stomach, bowels and
liver, and purify the blood. They drive
away disease. dissipate melancholy, and
give health and vlgor for the daily rou
tine. DO not gripc or sicken. For sale
by Chas. Il. Gilbert
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

You can't cure dyspepsia by dieting
Eat good, wholesome food, and plenty of
it-Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digcsts food
without aid from the stomach, and is
made to CURE. For sale by Chas. r..
Gilbert.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

What might have bcen"-if that little
cough hadn't been neglected is the sad
reflection OF thousands oil consump,ives.
One Mioute Cough Cure cures coughs
and colds. For sale by Chas. r. Gilbcri,
Daily camera., 1899-07-11
WANTED-A girl for general house
work at 100 Pine street, p If

WANTED-A young man desires to
work Tor room and board during the
coming school year. Address this office
S6t
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

A diseased stomach surely undcrmincs
health. J., duiIs the BRAN, kills energy
destroys the nervous system, and prcdis.
poses 10 insanity and fatal diseases.
All dyspepsia troubles are quickly cured
by Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. II has cured
thousands Of cases and is curing them
every day. lis ingredients are such ,ha,
it can't help curing. For sale by Chas.
r. Gilbert
Daily camera., 1899-07-11
Cfty p1nnta.

| Plants suffer from the smoke OF cities
because the fumes injmre the porous
structure of the leaves and interfere
with their free inspiration Cincinnati
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

D"Duly feed man and s,eed." Feed
your nerves. also, II you would have
them strong. Blood made pure and rich
by Hoods Sarsaparllla is the only true
nerve food. BE sure TO get Hoods. 1t
never disappoints.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

Mrs. f.. Curtis, formerly oil the Inn.
now Of the Curtis, 1873 Spruce, op
posite court house, is now prepared 10
Former patrons OF the Inn as well as
newcomers Will be heartily welcomed at
the Curtis. Off
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

table board in private home. 724 Spruce
street. Itf
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bargains for Home seekers.

We have fine list OF attractive offers
in this line and are continually listing
! Nv ones. Call and see us If you need
J lone Property. Farm Property or con-
! mplaie investments of any character
I live us your properties for rent.
WARREN c. OVERS
Camera Building, Boulder.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

Mr.. and Mrs. b. LaCkamp. Elston. Mo
writes: "One Minute Cough Cure saved
the life OF our little boy when nearly dead
with Group" For sale by Chas. +. Gil.
bert.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

LOST-In Boulder last night crescent
diamond pin. Finder please leave nj
Boulder cigar store. Io2t
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

FOR SALE-Note. signed by S. b. and
+. w. Austin, Tor 5000 and interest. due
since Nov. 10th. %, Studebaker Bros.
Mfg. Co, Denver,
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

FOR SALE-S Six room house, lot
37hxIS5, at Sr2 Bluff. Call on A. M.
Wilson. lot
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

For RENr-Nicely furnished 5-room
cottage, close IN, good neighborhood.
SIS per month. Enquire this office. 2otf.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11
ED. MONROE.
Ice Cream Salt at g. T. Coulehan's.
H.-id.n, rel.,,,pro,.

Telephones in your houses to do your
shopping with. call up doctor and
everybody else. We pu, them in com
plctc Tor 81 per month, Address the
Colorado Telephone company, Boulder.
or call up phone No. or have agent
call. 7ot
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

Hoods Pills cure constipation. Price
25c.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11
P0r ireezers and water coolers.
j. II. PARKER, 18th and Pearl.

Thomas Rhoads, Centerficld, o., writes:
81 suffered from piles seven or eight
years. No remedy gave me relief until
De Wits Witch Hazel Salve, less than
4 box of which permanently cured me. g
Soothing, healing. perfectly harmless.
Beware Of counterfclts. For sale by
Chas +. Gilbert.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

Welsenhorns lake is now open fol
boating. fishing and picnics.
24tf FRANK WEIsENHoRN.
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To Trade.

Nearly new upright piano for vacan,
lot. T. J. Shreve. 9o5 Walnut street.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11
DaNa AranCX.

The oldest real estate agency in Boul-
der. All business transactions guaran-
teed. Fire insurance, loans, notary pub
lie. 6I3
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

FOR SALE-S,ooo shares in the West
Point and other patented mines situated
on Gold Hill, Boulder county. Price IS
per 900. MRS. c. L. NJ,
45l So. Corona ST. Denver.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11
Publishers o. Dolly CaAelu und Weekly TTlbuIl

TKRAs-I5c. per week; SOC. per month
by carrier. $500 per year when paid in
advance.
Advertising Rates upor application.
Entered at the Postoffice at Boulder
Colorado, as second-class matter.
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

De Wits Little Early Risers. benefit
permanently. They lend gentle assistance
TO nature. causing 10 pains or weakness,
permanently curing constipation and
liver ailments. For sale by Chas. T. Gil
bert
Daily camera., 1899-07-11

Dated at Boulder, Colorado, the nth
day of July, A. ID. 1899. IL I'd
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-09-02

wntcr fising around my knees. they
turned their backs on him and led me
away. I was glad to 90. for his ahrieks
and prayers were awful to hear, and
couldn't do anything,
They led me % where they had hrst
caught me, and made me fast to q
tree and then left me. Overcome with
fatigue and hunger must have tainted
for when ] come TO found myself ly-
ing on the sand, and two or three Of
my Hhipmates were standing over me,
Az soon aa was able to speak they
asked me what had become OF the aklp-
per. Then L an rushed back on me
al once, and told them the dreadful
story. They heard me In utter silence,
the mate saying ct last: Wall Sonny,
It's a good Job fur yew the Kanakers
made 70 fast. OF yeW'd had to clear yer
self Of murder And so thought now.
However, rs soon as l was a bit rest
ed, and had something to eat, led
them TO the cave, keeping q bright look
out meanwhile for possible attack by
the Kanaias. None appeared though,
and the tide having fallen again we
had no dlfncultY In finding the skipper.
All that was left. that II, for the scaN-
engers had been busy with him, so that
ne WIS = NAINNNi " NHNN4AAbNAa wee -
crawling Of your stomach TIL your dy-
ing dny. he was stIll fast In the grip
OF the clam, 50 II was decided to leave
him there, and get on board again at
once.
eve did 80, unmolested, getting sail
on the ship as soon as we reached her,
30 as to lose sight OF that internal spot.
But It's no use denying the fact that
we all felt glad that the skipper was
dead; some refoieed at the manner OF
hts death, although none could under
stand who called him ashore or why he
obeyed. Those who had whispered the
theory OF the dnlGh Of his contract with
Jimmy Sduafefopt chuckled at their
prescIence a. fully justified by the Sc
ouel. declaring that the big Kanakn,
whom l had seen was none other than
Satan himself come for his bargain.
MATTERS went on now In quite
different fashion. The relief was so
great that we hardly knew ourselves
for the same men, and 1t offcted all
hands alike, fore and aft. The secret
Of the breaking line was discoN ired
when Mr.. Peck, the mate. took the shlp'
per'E berth over, In locker beneath
the bunk be found the pieces OF Dig
bottle, what they call carnoy
this a i leakage through the deck was
found into the store room where the
cordsRe was kept Only two other
coils were affected by the stun that
had run down, and. of course, they were
useless, but the rest Of the stock was
mi right. Now, don't know what Il
was, nor how II came there. nor any
more about Il, and II you amt tired
of llstenin I'm mighty tired Of talking.
Pass tha: 'sWitchel" this way'"-CorhIl
Magazine.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-09-02

hahbus Of thlnidn the Coolidge. .peFfss-
sers everything the Better It's agoIn
to be fer this family" paw says. You
probly misunderstood him. OF corse
1 don't expect you to SIT these French
names rite at the start. It takes
pracktus. couldent do much better
than YOU when furst begin Iurnin' the
LalgwldGc."
Then he got Anuther start. and was
Coin along like a Horseless carridgs
ON the Boulevard with no Teens IN
site when NAV suddenly hollered out:
"say. paw. how is It that all Of them
Frenchmun's front names begins
with ma"
"oh, that's the fashun over thare,"
paw says. ''Thare names is all Mike.
Mikes n family name all over france.
Nearly everybody's name Is mike thare
or mebby few Of them mite be moses
except Dryfusses lawyers THAR front
names is both Maitrey. But Mixes
the plentlest. You see they had crate
man over thare wunst named Nike, 20
they called all the babies after him
IKE we call them after Dewey"
"oh," nav says, then l s'poae thay
must Of Had Some Crate woman over
thare by the name of Mamie. tool"
That was anuther strange thing. EVrya
woman In the case was Nine, which
stands for Mamie, except two or three.
Their furst name was Mile.
"No," paw says. "it only list happen
ed that why. Thay amt never emmy
CRATE wimmen that people name babies
after"
SO by that time Paw had to 80. and
He lade Down the paper and nav got
a Hold OF 1t and was loOkln ct tbs
names. and all of a sudden she says;
Paw"
"what?" paw asst,
"Ain't you never found out since you
Termed French that m.m-e stands fer
madame and don't spell Mamie?"
Paw purtended he couldn't find his
Umbrella, and nav says:
Nor m double don't spell NIlli'.
paw Say, paw. who was this Mike you i
spoke about?"
Then they was a cold Glazey glitter
com into paws eyes and he says:
IF you want to Discuss oil the De-
TALES of Them Dissreputable people
before your children go ahead and dolt.
But aiRt ago!n to stay around to hear
the Shameful story"
So he left fer Down Town like peo-
pie gifts away frum the saIvashen army
when They start to pass the Hat.
GEORGE.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-09-02
Do You Believe what wheeling Eco

pie say
We quote home people and that 10
what you have been e'rying fer. for
years. YOU have always complained
about our publishing names OF those In
other cities or states. Now We give you
the names and addresses OF people Nv
ing at home. II you complain you are
to style you 50. Home proof must be
relied upon. Mrs. l., H. Miller. No. 90
Sixteenth street, this city, says:
II was a sufferer from kidney trou-
bic for several years. The pains In my
back would be so severe at times that
l could hardly get up or down TO at
tend to my household duties. became
nervous and sleeplsss and was subject
to headaches. tried several different
kinds OF medicine, but none OF It ever
did me any good until was advised 70
try Morrow's Kid-ne-oIds. and was told
that Charles r. GoctZe guaranteed
them to cure or would refund the mo-
ney, so got some from him and was
cured in q very short time alter I be-
gan taking them. have not had one
sign or symptom Of ;Sldney disorder
since. MorroW's Llverllx cured me Of
sick headache in few hours, and is
better for headache than anything 1
ever took.
Morrow's Kld-ne.oIds are a great
nerve tonic. which acts on the nerves
by restoring them to their natural con-
ditIon without artificial means. We
warrant the remedy to do all that we
claim II used as we direct.
To confirm the statement Of Mrs,
Miller, we want you to nsk her about
Morrow's Rid-ne-oids. She Is CRATE
full woman and will be glad TO tell you
personally how much she was benefited
by their use. Do not confound Nor
rows KId-ne-olds with any kind Of
kidney pills; they are not pills, but Yell
low Tablets, which Is the most scientific
form Of preparing medicine. and the
purchasers Of them should be careful to
see that no other remedy Il substituted.
Larger boxes Of Kidney Cures" So
called, can be had for half tho money,
but beware. II 10 good goods you want
and not cheap goods.
Morrow's LiverlaX are small, rod
granuleS and cure constipation. They
sell for twenty-five cents per box. at
Charles r. GoetEs's drug store. The
Kid.ne-oidB sell for nifty cents per box.
Descriptive booklet mailed upon re-
quest by John Morrow & Co., Chemists,
Springfield, Ohio,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-09-02

fered for child what had been epduF-
ed for him.
/ do not cite this as an example: the
premises are probably false. do not
feel myself competent TO Judge OF them.
Had death ensued to the weak child,
the results are beyond measurement by
Us. only tell the story for the sake OF
It's interest and as Gn illustration Of the
power OF obstlnacy and resistance In q
mere infant.
So far as It has any bearing on what
I have tried to say, It deepens ones fear
Of the growth Of such resistance and
the struggles which must ensue, and
dulckens desire to use those thoughtful
measures Of TeRSonAblenesS and care
which may prevent the growth OF both
obstinacy and dIsobedlepce. No EFFORT
can. be counted too great no watchful-
ness too anxious, that shall make such
conflicts impossible.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-09-02

euro for all catarrhal in this part Of the county
there Is cough medicine a
grippe other remedy that can nt az compare
notice medical Journals The testimony Of my tna tne
doctors quite Hnucoessta treating "a gpPs e;pGSy S
that Pena specific these am Song the sick great
no ipVnhd8 with
TT fHih have known IT. fail
quickly and permanently that derazed state Of the human system
which follows 10 grippe. ,.,,oa,..,
1t meets all the bad
which females subject The Irregularities and nervousness the debility
from ghood to change
all and BY your s5eent fe5an I x
could read book Health and
que further can do 50 By enleg ostamp o Eep
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-09-02

DON'T think you have drank the nc
plus ultra " wines until you have tried
Cooks Imperial Extra Dry Champagne.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-09-02
4 Disappointed Crown.

DUBUQUE, Iowa, aug. Sl.-A large
crowd was disappointed at Nutwood
park track to-day. They gathered with
the expectation Of seeing great
scramble between four great PAGERS for
tn especial purse Of &25,0co. The race
was gift to Directly, who was never
in danger from beginning to end. The
best heat was turned IN 2;01.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-09-02
We have yet to hear Of a rides Of
the COLUMBIA BEVRL.GsAR
cHAlNLESs who would wiIllnslS
give it up for any other wheel.

Direct testimony Is aivay: 5s@:'
than hearsay evidence. II yoa d.
sire to know about Bevei.Csti
Chainless bleYelsI, DO lo' ash
POrsOn Who has nsTer riddsa OK,
o. 10 in any Esy caaheElsd VIA
ncaCisetETs: Vao EOeS -: 1iLs
item. lESHlss o. r.4srs q De
Columbia EeTs:. Gar CStaIsS'
Thsro are thousands q idsa
throughout tSe eountY. ThoS t't
TO be met 10 every Cit7, y a0au
cve-y toTn Of tue United Slaiat-to
popular has the maeains beoOale y
the short space OF year Sod hsn
There Gro reasoaS for thls, Tag
ChainleS5 Is easier to take oe'> q
than the ch:ia wheel. II las :
longer lis. Every ousss OF pcS.'
applied to the pedals is msds easa'
i've. This last advantage over eaila'
dT;vsa wheels Is s2p3fszi ii: ~ -.
ment you E:oga, tSe Eisehia9. lls
Chsinless seems 10 possess 81
activity rnd HE Of ~ own. leu
notice II in s:s1iaC, stop9!nS' S;:.
Fsdl!lag, riding on levels, sel 60
Pec!a'.y IN ascending grades
The San Francisco call., 1899-11-27
M0NTElTH SEES ONLY
BRYAN AND DEFEAT
A RECENT VIEW OF THE PO-
LTTICAL SITUATION.
Well-Known Attorney Cannot See
How the Democracy Can Hope
to Beat McKinley's Re
election.

Attorney George W. Monteith. who has
been prominent in the councils OF the
Peoples party I'm California. has returned
20 the city after a two-months stay in
the East. during which he was at some
palms 10 determine the exact political
situation. He returns with the impress
sion that Mckinley and Bryan will again
fight for the Presidency, and thst Bryan
Will again be defeated.
Bryan and Mckinley" he said. will
be the nominees again, and / fear the
same result will obtain. cannot see
how Bryan will carry a single State Nc
Kinley carried in 1896. saving Maryland.
He viii lose Missouri. in all probability.
and possibly Kansas. Bryan might have
won by forcing the fight upon public
ownership-a question that would split
the Republican vote IN New York, Penn
sylvania. Ohio and Hlinois-but he has
declared himself against II, and that Will
lose him a million votes. Where can he
make up that loss much less make any
gain2
AS was once said OF the English army,
the Democratic party Is a party OF lions
led by asses. Mckinley could never get
my vote, but can't see how we can beat
him, unless Dewey will run. and he will
not"
The San Francisco call., 1899-11-27
Justice.

You are charged with using language
calculated TO provoke a breach OF the
peace" said the maglstrate do you wish
TO make a statementY'
Yes. your Honor" replied the prisoner.
Il am entirely Innocent. What T.
THE complainant says you ATTEMPTED 70
perpetrate some kind OF joke or gag
about the yacht race" interrupted The
magistrate sternly. Il trust YOU did not
try TO make pun on the word sail or
say that there is many a slip 'twixt the
cup and ship"
oh. no. your Honor" protested the
prisoner. warmly. nothing OF the kind
We were merely chatting about the race
when this man remarked that he hoped
the result would do nothing to diminish
the good feeling between the TTnIted
States and England. 1t was a fair bat-
tie, says he, and clean victory Yes
says l. but you can't deny that the Co
lumbia struck the first blow and an that
he up and had me arrested"
For moment there was silence In
court. The prisoner is found guilty .
said the magistrate at length "and sen
fenced 10 thirty days in the Parish Prison
with copy OF London Punch trust he
may emerge In serious frame OF mind.
The court has been looking for this first
blow gag. and proposes TO protect the
public at any hazard Call the next case, -
New Orleans Times-D Democrat
The San Francisco call., 1899-11-27
ALAMEDA COUNTY NEWS.
THE STANFORD AK
WILL BE DUG UP

Stanford
h Cardinal spring and which has been
stanfords Intellectual
o
hidden whereabouts
hiding place
be
IN and
wlWHn On
be
be ne
In
be
newib
and the OF footba
has
Murphy dpves and
OF team
has % a me- has
S
o. ice
wednesday the varsity and substitutes With the
hold spirits well The harmony OF policy
IN the
The San Francisco call., 1899-11-27
PREFER THE LIFE OF
A LONELY BACHELOR
Opposed TO Matrimony, but Believe
That in Union There Is
Siren 9th

ALAMEDA. Nov. 26-Sixty young men
of Twenty-third avenue have concluded
that the ideas of the wise men OF the
Alameda Bachelor Club are worthy OF i'm
itation, and with this conclusion IN view
have organized a similar order in their
neighborhood. A meeting was held Last
evening. al which q number OF the mem
bers OF the Alameda organization was
present and gave their assistance in ef
fecting an organization and preparing by
laws.
The club Will be conducted on practi-
cally the same lines as the original or
sanitation in this city. A place has been
selected where clubroOms viii be fitted
up IN manner 10 make the surround
ings In harmony with the idea that
bachelors life is a model one. Among the
members Is a nephew Of John L. Sulli-
van. the eX-champion. and a party who
claims relationship 70 eN-President CleVe-
land. In fact. the membership is COM
posed OF professional men in the highest
walks in life as well as Of the sturdy sons
OF toll.
The club will be known as the Twenty.
third Avenue Bachelors Club. and the
Warren Clough, president: Al Chrstof-
sen, vice president. T Feeney. secretary:
!. Jacinto, treasurer: D. O'Keefe. stew
ard. J. Hunter. sergeant-at-arms; J. Alb
riams. A. Fraser. G. Gamer. 7. Fake. J.
Feeney, G Deaton. W. Siemon. II. Jack
son, II. Bell. W. Clough. /. Dryer. +.
DerbOrn. a. Thomas. W Feary. r.
Fields. II. Pascoe, G. Drizer. C. Scolard.