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Washington sentinel., 1899-12-30

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Washington sentinel., 1899-12-30

The coming OF the New Year will be
celebrated at the Columbia Theatre with
the glitter, dazzle, and jingle orthe comic
opera, The Jolly Musketeer, presented
by Jefferson DE Angels and his opera
company, whose acquaintance was made
last year in the same piece. This is the
S, cond season OF the prosperous run oi
THE Jolly Musketeer. "aud lt has proven
a most entertaining vehicle for the
exploitation Of the clever star. Those
who saw him Cavort and troIic IN this
very mslodious piece last season can
recall with pleasure the rouickng
Glowing o the nimhle legged comedi7n,
his clever songs, and upro-uously funny
business, " and the hest of pretty girls
and stalwart youths who surrounded
him, " be Jolly Musketeer' Is fIll Of
charming bits OF melody, bright and
CHEEKY, and OF euss mble numbers whi.h
swell into rich, filing harmony strongly
voiced by a chorus of fifty and a dozen
principles 1t Will open with a New
Years Day matinee.
Washington sentinel., 1899-12-30

methods was of great service in the
construction Of the play for them.
Mr., and Mrs Keud will be supported
by Tie original London COMPANY, which
they have brought over in its entirety
They carry most elaborate scenic outHt
and their management as in pasty ears,
is tin in the capable hands OF Dauiej
Frohman OF Dsly's Theatre, New York
They will open on N-w Years night and
play the piece all the week, the onl
maIree being on Saturday. The Iatgf
advance sale points to one ofthe greatest
engagements of the year.
Washington sentinel., 1899-12-30

she was getting ready for war;
out any how the treaty isintaet and
must be regarded in earnest. 1t
would be in bad Taste, to assert that
The civilized nations OF the earth
sent some OF their most distin-
suished men, including the accom-
ohshed Lord Pauncefote, British
Ambassador to the United States
to The Hague to give a minstrel
entertainment. There is a mistake
which ought to be corrected, bTut
ally, if need be, but preferably
through diplomacy. The British
brethren seem to think that the
only "friendly act" OF the United
States toward them would be to
JON them in crushing the Beers. 1t
may be prudent to nip this matter
in the bud--to get the understand
ing on the right basis, before Eng
land asks US for troops TO assist ner
IN her work OF vassalization.
The SENTINEL is not so sure but
that Mckinley on account OF his
secret understanding with Eng
land, would gladly accede to such
a request. Suffers resolution has
been referred 10 the committee on
Foreign Relations. We hope that
gentleman will not rest upon his
work but continue to press this
matter to its utteTmost.
Washington sentinel., 1899-12-30

WANTED - SEVERAL BRIGHT
aud honest persons 60 represent MS
Managers bro thIs and close by counties
$ ilary 5000 a year and expenses.
Straight. bora hde no more, no less
salary. Position permanent Our ref
srenCes, any bank Iu any town II is
mainly office work conducted at home.
Reference Enclose self addressed
stamped envelope. THIS DoMINION
company, Dept. :, Chicago.
Washington sentinel., 1899-12-30

1BerRelcp Ieaves no dark brown
taste IN the mouth. lsr full quartz
JAMES THARP,
SI2 + street NV
Washington sentinel., 1899-12-30

cARITAL:stoo coo ASSETS sae5.oc
GERMRN-AMERIcAN
FIRE INSURANCE co.
Ol the District Of Columbia.
ONCE, jl1 seventh Sc. NV,
Washington, ID. q.
+ J HEIBERGER Cur g. FDsRER
President Vice President
HERMAN Gasch, Treasurer
TT. H. BERGMANN c.. MEMMERIcH.
Secretary Asst Secretary
BOARD OF TRUSTEES
Herman Gasch w + Edmonston
Chr g. Lederer + HeiberHer
o J. WoIisteiner q Pearson
Caurad Schui-r + G Schaier
A. Maedal
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30

But no sound followed. They looked
at each other in silent amazement and
tried it again. They could feel that the
bell swayed backward and forward;
but it did not ring. What could be the
reason?
''Somebody must have muff1ed it," ex-
claimed Rob.
Wen go up and see what's the mat
ter, anyway" said True.
A long, long flight of steep and mar
row stairs led to the first landing in
the church steeple. Beyond that was
was a trap door which they pushed
open, and all scrambled up to the loft.
IF here isn't a go. The tongue is
gone from the bell!" cried True. Now
who do you suppose did that?''
Rosy must have told on us. I just
wish We hadn't given her all that can
dy," lamented Tenney.
The great bell hung there empty,
powerless to arouse any Fourth of July
enthusiasm, and looking as sad as if it
realized it's dumbness.
81 should just like to catch the fellow
that did that" said Rob, fourishing his
fist at an imaginary foe, as he did so, IN
fortunately striking the trap door with
his elbow, and causing it to fall with a
crash. 1t was somewhat dark in the
loft, now that the trap door was closed,
the only light coming from a little
round window. like a portfolio in a yes
sci, far above their heads.
Lift up the door. Rob. We may as
we'll 60 down. Whoever took that
tongue out wouldn't leave it where we
could find it, you may be sure said
True.
But when Rob tried to lift the door,
10 and behold. it stuck fast. The iron
ring which had once served as a handle
was broken off, and there was no way
by which they could get a sufficiently
firm hold to pull with any considerable
amount of strength. They tried to pry
it open with their knives, but only sue
ceeded in breaking them. And time
was wearing away, and the Borrows-
vile celebration must be getting to-
ward its liveliest.
IT'S of no use to holler Nobody
could hear u.s." said Tenney, despair
ingly.
Its a pretty place to spend the
Fourth I'M" said Rob, with groan.
"How long do you suppose it will be be-
fore they miss us at home and come to
look for us?''
why, they'd never think of coming
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30

be no danger that he would go there
again and discover the absence of the
key.
That afternoon Sandy Movie and his
son, stout lad of is, paid visit to the
church. Archie, the son, came out,
looking very warm and tired.
Better have let them do it, and then
make them smart for it, than to take
all that trouble" he grumbled. ''Or
just give their fathers hint of what
they are up to-"
''Since they are so fond of jokes, I'm
willing they should have bit of one"
said the sexton, rubbing his hands,
gleefully. They'll catch it fast enough
for breaking the church window"
Rosy Movie stole out of the house
that night after dark and delivered the
church key into True's hands, receiy-
ing in return an amount OF candy and
torpedoes that had cost a large share
of the boys Fourth of July savings.
But they were all satisfied that it was
money well spent, for they had learned
from sad experience that the results
of breaking windows were never anus
ing.
1t was about half-past four o'clock on
the morning of the Fourth when the
three boys unlocked the church door.
1t was very quiet for Fourth of July
morning. Now and then came the
banging of gun, the feeble popping
of firecracl1ers and torpedoes, and the
dismal shrek of a fish horn; but there
were very few people astir.
This stupid old town will get wax
ing up in a minute now. And people
ought to thank us. It's a burning
shame to have it so still. You may be
sure they're making things lively over
at Brownsville by this time
Brownsville was town on the other
side of the river, where the boys meant
to assist in the celebration after they
had walked up Cherryfeld.
"They won't thank us, you know
| said Tenney Cole. Boys never are ap-
preciated."
81 don't expect it will be just ex-
actly thanks that we shall get" said
True, drily, as he turned the key in the
| lock behind them. ANYBODY that's
afraid had better back out now"
Nobody backed out. Six hands seized
| the bell rope. There was "a long pull
a strong pull and pull all together"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30

here to look" replied True. "And my
mother said might stay all night with
my cousins over at Brownsville. She
won't expect me home TIL tomorrow,
and your folks Will think you've stayed
with me. Anyway, they would never
think we were up in the church
steeple."
But when she knows we're lost,
ready" said Tenney.
''She won't. She's too much afraid of
her father to tell that she gave us the
key" averred True.
But he'll find out that the key is
gone, and then he'll suspect that we are
here" said Tenney, who was deter
mined to look on the bright side.
Next Sunday, maybel We shall be
starved to death before then!" said
Rob, who was not proving himself as
brave as his desire for fighting had led
his comrades to suppose.
Somebody must have got wind of
what we meant to do, or the tongue
wouldn't have been taken out of the
BELL" said Tenney; land no one could
be mean enough to keep us here for
long on the Fourth of July"
SANDY Movie is mean enough for
anything" declared Rob; land perhaps
they have only taken the tongue out to
repair it, or something of that kind"
Sandy Movie meanwhile arose at five
o'clock and took a walk around the
church. There was no broken window.
$50 they gave it up, the young rascals,
and have probably gone over to Bor-
rowsville to do their celebrating" said
the sexton to himself, and felt disap-
| pointment that he should be denied the
grim satisfaction of bringing the young
rascals to justice. well, Cherryfeld
will be the quieter for their being out
of it to-day" he added, to console him
self.
If not exactly out of Cherryfeld, they
were certainly too far above it to inter
fere with its quiet. A faint echo of dis
tant Fourth of July noises came tanta-
lizingly to their ears now and then. The
minutes dragged along heavily. They
had no means of telling time, and an
| hour seemed like day; but night final
ly came, the dimness deepened to utter
| darkness, and, stretched upon the floor
they all fell asleep. Being boys, they
! could sleep, although the floor was
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30

1 hard and keen cravings reminded them
! that they had gone breakfastless, din
nerless and supperless.
When True awakened, little shaft
| of sunlight shone through the small
| window, away up in the dimness of the
steeple. It danced upon the cobwebs
| that covered the dusty beams until they
| looked as if made of gold thread. A
great, 1ong-legged spider was dragging
a hapless fly into his web. The spiders
web had been partially torn away, and
| the dust had been brushed from the
beams in the corner near it. There was
little scaffold in the corner covered
with shavings and chips, evidently left
there when the last repairing was done.
But somebody had been up in that COR
| ner lately. How otherwise could the
dust have been brushed away and the
spiders web broken? True wondered
idly what anybody could have been
there for, and then sudden thought
struck him that sent the blood rushing
to his head, and made him for a moment
feel faint and dizzy. In another mo-
ment he was climbing up those beams
nimbly as only a squirrel or boy could
climb. He put his hand under the heap
of shavings and chips, and it touched
something very hard and cold. He
dashed off the chips and shavings with
which it was covered, and disclosed
the bell tongue
True wanted to shout for ioy, but he
knew that he needed all his strength
just now, and restrained himself He
could not have lifted the bell tongue.
even If he had not been obliged to cling
to beam with one hand, but he could
draw it along to the edge of the scat
folding, and then with one mighty eff
fort, he pushed it off. 1t came to the
floor with crash that seemed as if it
might arouse all Cherryfield, and GER
tainiy did effectually arouse the two
sleeping boys, who sprang to their feet,
hob with a vague impression that it
was the report of cannon, and that his
time had now.come to fight something.
1t was happy moment when they
realized that the bell tongue was found.
though Tenney did grumbIe that they
ought to have been smart enough to
find it yesterday" True thought that
If he hadn't been awake when that sun-
beam struck the corner, they never
would have found it, for who would
have thought that anybody would car
~ 1T away up there to hide it?
1t was no small undertaking to re-
place the tongue in the bell, but. after
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
Independence Day.

Fling out the flag, the starry flag,
The banner of the free!
The symbol of the land we love.
The land of hbertyi
Our fathers with their willing blood
Baptized that banner gay,
So let it stream, its stars agleam,
On independence day!
From brave New England's rugged shor'
Washed by Atlantic's waves,
To western lands whose pebbly strands
The fair Pacific laves-
From Minnesota'S SwampS and SwaleS
To southern hummocks gay,
Fling out afar the stripes and stars
On Independence day!
Fling out the flag, the dear old flag,
The flag our grandsires wont
The emblem of the land we love,
The land of Washington
The blood of heroes thrills our hearts
And bids US haste away,
To consecrate with fitting state
Our Independence day!
Helen W. Clark, in y. Y. Ledger.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
Domestic Catastrophe.

Then there is no hope?" said the
man desperately.
None" she calmly replied. 1.-The
iceman must have stolen it,
She had saved n piece of pie from
luncheon for his dinner. and now it was
gone.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
Bit of Everyday Philosophy.

BIZ OF EVeryOaS EntIOsopny.
Old Lady-What time does the next
train go to Yonkers?
Ticket Seller-Twelve o'clock.
Old Lady-Dear mel Isn't there one
before that?
Ticket Seller Calmly there
is never one before the neNt.-Harlem
Life
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
The Brute.

Mrs. Younghusband-How did you
know the pie made for dinner to-day
wasn't the same as the one made yes
terday?
Younghusband-Bec 1T gave me
a different kind of pain in my stomach
N. Y. World.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
Playing for Safety,

Ned-You spend too much money on
that girl Remember, girls always ac-
cept everything a man gives them and
hen marry the fellow that saves his
money.
Ted know That's the reason I'm
spending mine.-N. Y. World.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
His MRnorN.

Did you ever find that when you
stood up to talk before an assembIage
that you forgot everything you ever
knew"
No." answered Senator Sorghum. II
never was investigated -Washington
Star.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
Obeyed Orders.

Merchant-f the man was out, why
Hid you no wait until he came back, as
L told you?
Messenger-Dere was a notice on de
door what says: "Retoin at Wunst."-
Town Topics.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
Her RRRSORa.

Lawyer-So you want divorce from
your husband, the fying-machine in
ventor. What are your reasons?
Client-Well, he is fiighty, and his
machines ain't.-Judge.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
Another burden Added.

Mrs. Gotham hear your husband
has brought you twin bedsteads.
Mrs. Church-That's right
Good gracious! Isn't one bedstead
enough to have to look under every
night, without having two?"-Yonkers
Statesman. q
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
He Was Quite Sure.

Irate Father-Are you sure you love
my daughter for herself alone?
Suitor-Quite sure. If she marries
me L shall never ask any of her relatives
to live with us.-N. 7. Journal.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
A Frugal Soul.

where's your bottle of cough medi'
cine. Josiah?"
What do you want with it,"
well, you won't take it, and as it
cost 65 cents it shan't be wasted. I'm
going to polish the piano with it. -
Chicago Record.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
!1f51 n 1zaa -
Drama with a Le..on,

But they marry in the last act, do
they not" he asked.
No." she replied. 1T seems to be
understood that they will some day,
but there is no definite arrangement
when.''
She sighed and he took the hint
Puck.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30

Chappie-The fortune teller said
was to marry soon, What do YOU think
of that?
Miss Peachly-You can't prove it by
me!-Puck.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
Taking His Revenge.

Rafferty-An' wuz it tn Choinese
thot inyinted foirecrackers?
Wun Lung (proudiy)-Lessirt
rafferty, (smiting heavily)-Thin
take thot, yer Mongolian brutei Oh sot
down on lighted bunch av thin yis-
terday.-Golden DAYS.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
Sure To Find m.

Bridget" he said to the family maid,
I am unexpectedly called out for the
evening, and want you to see that your
mistress gets this note"
'Yes. soor," responded Bridget, "1'1l
ave it in the pocket of the trousers
Te've just taken off, then she'll be sure
o find it.'-Spare Moments.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
"The Night before the Fourth.n

He sleeplesS lies with swearing tongue
Because the old church bell is rung
By some mischievous elf
Nor thinks he of that olden time
When, just as midnight's stroke would
chime,
Adown the lightning-rod he'd climb
To ring that bell himself
L. A w Bulletin
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
StyEian Amenities

Nero-What do you think was the
real reason that fiddled while Rome
was burning? -
Queen of Sheba-To add to the tor
ture of the populace, suppose.-N. Y
World
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
inst in VOEuR.

''Clementine. what did you do with
that curtain goods you bought last
week."
''Well, it was entirely too gay and
loud for curtains, so 1 made a shirt
waist eff it.''-Chicago Record.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
An Instance.

She-Do you honestly believe that we
Nomen have such a failing for any
thing that is reduced?
He-We1l, there is Miss Antique,
whose age is 23-reduced from as
Puck.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30

The nights shall be filled with must
But no one can understand
Why the tomcat goes
On the fence to pose
AS the manager of the band.
Washington Star.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
Small RON SneakS.

I don't want to be an angel,
And with the angels stand;
I'd rather be a drum-maJOr,
And lead the village band.
Chicago Daily News.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
A WnE ONT 0f II

Boarder-Really, madam, 1 cannof
wipe myself dry with such a small
towel.
Landlady-Very well; I'll tell the
chambermaid to bring you less wateEs
-Tit-BitS
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
A. 1T should Be,

Ben ana Ann the parson sought,
And soon were much eIated:
For Benefited was the groom
And the bride was Anna-mateds
Chicago Daily News.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
The Ideal and Real.

How our hearts with joy uprise
When within them love has birth
Love may lift US to the skies
Marriage draws US down to earth.
Harlem Life
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
They Must Have 1t

They Must Have 1t.
Men may live and be happy.
IT'S claimed, without books,
And some day fair science
May Danish the cooks:
But never while people
Still labor and hope
VIII men agree to
Dispense with soft soap.
Chicago TimeS-Herald.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30

$50 your boy is in the house of correc-
ion?"
Yes, I'm sorry to say. He was al
ways so honest, and when he stole any
hing he always brought it home, and
that's how he got caught! - Heitere
Welt
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
susie-Oh, mamma. I'll never discbey

Susie-Oh, mamma, I'll never disobey
you again,
Mamma-Why, Susie, what have you
done?
Susie-Well, 1 drank my milk at lunch
and then I ate a-pickle; and the milk
said to the pickle: "Get Quit" and the
pickle said: II WON'T" and they are
having an awful time.-Harlem Life.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30
About the Size off If

Ideals die too fast, it's said,
But then why should We mourn:
For everyone that shuffies off
AT least two more are born
Chicago Daily News
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1899-06-30

The Men Who Give Advice.
If "all the worlds a stage"
Ard who can doubt it any,
You'll certainly agree
The prompters are too many.
plral-