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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-08-18
DIVER KILLED DEEP IN THE WATER.
HAD DESCENDED ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY
FEET AT TACOMA WHEN AIR TUBES
BROKE AND HE WAS sUFFOCATED.

Seattle. Wash, Aug. II (SpcciaD. William
Baldwin. diver, was killed near Tacoma to-
day while trying to reach the sunken British
ship Andelana, lying at the bottom Of the harhor
with eighteen Of her crew imprisoned in the
forecastIe Death came to the daring submarine
explorer when he was one hundred and fifty feet
below the surface Of the water and still going
down His death due to some accident TO
the pumping gear which supplied the air. The
sunken Andelana lies in one hundred and ninety
feet Of water Baldwin was his second de-
scent in an attempt to reach the deck OF the
craft When one hundred and fifty feet Of line
had been paid out the crew in charge Of the air
pump suddenly discovered that something was
wrong with the gearing, and. fearful for the
man at the other end Of the line. they began to
haul in.
When at last Baldwin was pulled above the
surface and to the float from which he descended
il was seen that he was dead His head and neck
were fearfully swollen and blood had run from
his nose and ears Just how the accident oc-
CURED can only he conjectured II was apparent.
however that the terrific pressure OF the water
on the mechanism and the great air pressure
necessary to force the draught through the pipe
at so great a depth broke the connecting tubes
and Baldwin was Immediately suffocated He
had on a new submarine suit. bought for the
special purpose OF going down to the Andeana.
The pressure Of the water collapsed his head
piece and crushed his skull.
Baldwin had been for several years the off,
cial diver for the Northern Pacific Railroad
Company After the watchhOuses and wharves
AT Tacoma several years ago slid into the har-
bor Baldwin went down and recovered num-
her of bodies. Later he spent several weeks try
ing 10 recover the express companys safe which
contained about 10000 in money. This he never
could recover. but demonstrated his ability as
an intrepid diver.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-08-18

SCHNEIDER TELEGRAM MAY HAVE M
PORTANT REARING on TIE CASE

SCHNEIDER TELEGRAM MAY HAVE M
PORTANT BEARING ON THE CASE.
Paris Aug. IA special edition of the
Figaro" just published exposes another al
legged forgery in the Drcyfus case by publishing
the following telegram from Ems:
The letter OF November 80. 1897. attributed
10 me. and reproduced in the Figaro" Of Au
gust 1G. 1900 is a forgery. SCHNEIDER"
The letter referred to one from Schneider
the Austrian Military Attache at Paris in which
be was alleged TO have said that Schwarzkoppen
and Panizzard respectively the German and
Italian attaches. were trying to make out that
n was not Dreyfus who had given TO them
the Information. and adding that he had no be-
lief I'm these protestations NJ Cavaignac. the
former Minister Of War in his testimony, made
a great point Of this
The publication by the Figaro OF the
Schneider telegram exposing another alleged
forgery caused a great sensation here and to-
night the general impression is that Schneders
disavowal has dealt a severe blow 10 the prose-
cution. killing the only point in General Mer-
cier's evidence which was dangerous to Drey-
fus.
II is expected that the matter VIII be orought
rr IN court tomorrow by Maltre Demange.
who has a splendid opportunity TO drive nan
into the coffin Of the prosecution.
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BREAKING DOWN ATTACK.
PICQUART'S CONVINCING STATEMENTS
[nY cARLE TO TIE TRIRrNE.l ]

Rennes Aug. 11.-Colonel Pirquarts clear'
penetrating voice, carrying with 1t an honest
ring absolutely convincing to all Enghsh speak
ing spectators In the courtroom apparently plu
much to-day 10 remove the untavoraoie impress
sions retained by the court after Rogets "hoie-
sale affirmation OF Captain Dreyfus's $lilt ana
Esterhazy's innocence Colonel Plcquart IKE
Roget as former Under Secretary OF the Third
Bureau Of the General staff once had captain
Dreyfus under his orders and supervision ana
the following points were established by Colonel
Picquarts evidence, which explained the mill
tary technicalities OF the staff mechanism
First-That. contrary 70 the testimony OF Gen
erals Mercicr Cavaignac and Roget Captain
Dreyfus could not have had access to informa-
tion about the notifications Of plans for assem-
bling the "roupes de couverture' 'tro"ps IN
case "f mobilization 10 ne thrown toward the
frontier so as 10 cover the actual mooihzauoh'
which is one OF the subjects enumerated IN the
bordsreau; and
S"cond-That, also contrary 10 the evidence or
Generals Mercier, Cavaignac and Roget, Cap
tain Dreyfus was by no means the only officer
civil or military employe who could have OBJ
tanned IN" Information indicated by other docu-
mentS mentioned In the oordereau Coonel PC
quart showed, for Instance, that the alleged
mysterious firing manual was not state secret.
and that copies Of Il were given 10 any officer
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-08-18
o,,,,p AID THE ROND ISSUES.

Acting Mayor Guggenheimer said yesteruay ,'ns %
no had NOT seen Richard Croker for S'Ve''' .f
and did not know what plans NJ -'oN'' ".''
have for investigating the Hc.,on u ''' ,,.,,o-
VA haIlo,.od no said that Mr.. Croker was gong
,o make some Kind Of an lnyes;isliion' ana lie cN
pec,ed to have talk with NJ croker soon. ta "iI
Gugeenheimer went to Long Branch "s' e''",ms
and fl was said to be his Intention l" mr. W
issues that have been held up ,..-. ..,
Thomas F Smith. clerk Of the City 'ourt anu anu
Mr. Crokers private secretary returneq noynG 10 vn
city Yesterday afternoon lie said ne i%' and Rad
inft NJ croker with ex-senator Murphy IN LonS LifS
branch at noon yesterday. Mr croket ne Tas, aa,e
was not willing 10 make any sta'ei"'' '' F'
ent regarding political anaTs'
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RENEWED HOPE FOR DREYFUS.
ITCQUART AND BERTILUS PROVE TO BE GOOD WITNESSES
FOR THE DEFENCE.


which created Dreyfus by
testimony Wednesday took place the
Colonel Pcquar and NJ. Bcrtulus
The showed that, to the testimony the generals Dus
the
prevalent regarding the OF OF the Wal
Department.
included the Neither
Major Eay and Lieutenant Colonel Du
OF the
NJ reported be improving and he take part
the trial on Monday
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-08-18
RoGET's EVIDENCE COMPUTED.

Paris, Aug. 1.-THE Figaro" has received
from Colonel Panizzardi. formerly the Italian
Military Attache at Paris. declaration denying
General Rogets statement in his evidence at
Rennes that he PanzzardD addressed a report
to Signor Ressman formerly Italian Ambassa-
dor to France, 10 the effect that Colonel
Schwartzkoppen. the former German Military
Attache in Paris, had relations with Dreyfus.
Panizzardi adds tnat he never heard the name
OF Dreyfus until the latter's arrest and that he
made this declaration through official chan
mel on his honor as a soldier and gentleman.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-08-18
..n u,11soN.s ATTACK on PLATT
LEADER AND THE COLONEL

pos,r,ostor Francis II. Wilson. who on N'dnPs-
dav IN replying TO shot from senator rLa s't rt,
"I; vr Platt's failures were balanced heaihS' ms
s,Iccesses in politics he would nave 10 ko sn,o
,,,t, ,,L-,rtcv and there would not he assets
. aI,,inister them" Is ready 10 folo" up
,s,,,t,r, he has said with more Of the same So''
IN csse ho IS attacked by the Senator
I'm all that I have done" said ne 10 lr,oune
-o,ar,or last night II simply have exercised the
privileges Of an untrammeiIed hepuot1H. a,,a,'o
I,o,o ,n polit,cal organizations. but don't hel"ve
- - ,,.,.a, oouar I am desirous Of seeing me
Repubcan organization n Kings and T1q@y paer but il
to s fullest degree of etlcI'".iH, i,r sj so called
leaders, have been retired wdnG ThGFf qge by mmeda
whon coulu uIluria'sn ' the Republican vote In thlS
oIstv co7is nm next fail By ten thousand votes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-08-18
LABORrs CONDITION BETTER.
DOCTORS HOPE THAT HE MAY ATTEND
TRIAL ON MONDAY.

Rennes Aug. 17.-Maitre Labori was able to
leave his bed for three hours to-day. and even
70 walk thrice across his room. Tonight the
doctors think he will be able to be present at
next Mondays session.
Nine Labori has received a number OF menac
ing letters One that came to-day said the
writer was sorry the would be assassin had not
killed not only Labori, but also his wife and
children
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-08-18
AssAILANT STILL AT LARGE.
TRIALS FOR CONSPIRACY.

Paris. Aug I'm. Fabre is said TO be en-"
gagged with heap of correspondence the police
have seized. sent by the Duke OF Orleans to
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-08-18
An UNDERWRITERS PROTEST.
FRANCIS c. MOORE WARNED THE MAhOf'
AND OTHER OFFICIALS OVER

AND OTHEK OFFTCTAIls VV TIt
a YEAR AGO.
To the Editor OF The Tribune
Sir: / wish to file my protest as an under
writer and as a citizen. against the Ramapo
water scheme which came 50 near being ap-
proved by the Board Of Public Improvements
Yesterday II is a stupendous and bold attempt
70 burden the taxpayers Of a great city for the
enrichment Of private individuals.
The prospectus or proposal Of the projectors
bears upon its face evidence Of inslncerity, In
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-08-18

COOL RESORTS NEAR NEw-YoRK
Try Water Gap, Lake Hopatcong, Mount Pocono
Fine hotels. good fishing, no mosquitoes. Many
others on Lackawanna Railroad. 42s broadway
AdVt.
The times., 1899-10-30
Merry Masnuernders.

A children's masquerade was given Thursday
evening by Miss Hattie Hissey, at the residence
Of her grandmother, S12 Virginia Avenue south
east. Music, fancy dances, games songs, and reci-
tations we're INDUCED in until 10 O'Clock, when
supper was served. Those present were Katie
Boswell, Hattie HisGey, Florence and Marguerite
Boswell, Dorothy Brueinger, Lena Cheseldine, May
Jasper, Laura May Birch Olivia and Emily
Kramer, Carrie Bohannon, Grace Middleton, Grace
Purdy, Jessie Stevens. Helen Beard, Mary and
Bessie Mulhall, Florence COlingswOrth, Mary and
Laura Rowe, Maud and Margie Buell., Hazel
Booker. Katie Brown, Nellie Miller, Maud War
field, Bulnh Crowther, sydney Whelock, Katie,
Maggie, and Fannie Griffin, and Marguerite Barth,
Of Baltimore, Md; Masters Walter Traynor, Ar
thur Watts, Henry Sorrell, A. Whelock, II. War
field II. BurrieT Miller Tabler, c. Waddle, b.
Beavers, Z. Jasper c. Booker, c. Shroth II.
Rupert. E. Collingsworth, Ruby and Ray Fleich-
man, Mrs Stetsburg, of Baltimore; Mr.. Jesse
Beard OF Westminster; Mr., and Mrs. Buell., Mrs.
Burrier, Mrs Booker, Mrs. Traynor Mrs. S A.
Beard Mr.. and Mrs. William Lovel, Mr.. H. B.
L. Lovel, Mr.. William Buell., Mr.. c. Boswell,
Mrs. William II. Hissey
The times., 1899-10-30
MUST KEEP TO THE RIGHT.
Police Regulation Concerning Vehi-
cIes Being Strictly Enforced.

AoAicc reg uiAtiph concerning Nchl-
cIes Being strictly Enforced.
Many arrests are being made by the
police under the law governing the move
ments OF vehicles on the right side of tie
streets. This action is in accordance with
a special order from Major Sylvester
dated October "A, directing that the law be
rigidly enforced AS stated in the order
many accidents occur from the careless
driving OF teams in the city, and collisions
between bicyclists are frequent
The matter was the subject OF careful
consideration at headquarters prior to
the issuance Of the order Finally many
police were notified that a strict enforce
ment of the regulation would be expected
and when the order became effective, many
arrests followed. Very few OF those taken
into custody appear in court Collateral
is generally furnished, and the case ends
at this point as a rule.
At the First precinct station the list Of
those arrested is a long one. Three days
have elapsed since the order was received
and thirty-one cases are recorded Of per =
sons driving on the wrong side of the
street. OF this number seven were charg-
ed with driving teams, while twenty -four
persons on bicycles were arrested. In the
other precincts a number of arrests have
been made, and the police anticipate little
trouble with such cases in the future.
The times., 1899-10-30

charged with the murder of William Brooks
on June %, 1898, and Dock Tharpe, who
shot and killed Aaron Bishop at the Sixth
Street Station depot, on May 80 last. 1t Is
expected that the trials Of these prisoners
will be commenced about the middle of No
vembeT and viii be continued without in
terruption until ali are disposed of.
Besides the prisoners charged with Inur
der there are also a number of persons un-
der indictment for assault with intent 10
kin who viii be tried during the present
term of court.
James Powell, who was convicted Of the
murder of William Patrick Lee, is SEN
tenced TO be hanged in the District jail
on November II, and George w Horton,
who is under sentenced of death for tho
murder Of Mrs. Jane Nicholson in Armory
Park, on June "A, 1888 on December 10.
The times., 1899-10-30
A Child Seriously Injured.

John Terney, six years Of age, sustained serious
injuries while riding on merry -go-round Satur-
day night, Benniug Road, near Twentieth
Street northeast The little fellow was in COM
pany with several companions, and had made a
number of trips on the flying horses" During
one Of the rounds the boy apparently lost his
hold on the wooden horse he was riding, and
he thrown to the ground with considerable
force. When lifted by friends TO a seat near by,
he in great pain and it was with difficulty
that he was carried to his home. 6iy Twentieth
Street northeast \ physician was called 20 at
tend him yesterday morning, and pronounced his
condition serious The severe shock is respOn-
sible for his condition
The times., 1899-10-30
A Snndnv weddinr-

As the bell in the steeplc Of st. Mary's Catholic
Church tslled the 'Angelus'' last night, Mr. A.
Diegelman and Miss Catherine Mann were
made and wife at the altar of that church.
The ceremony, which was performed by
the Rev. George Glaab, d. d., was witnessed
only by the relatives and immediate friends Of
the contracting parties
The times., 1899-10-30

Ebbitt-W. c. Cleveland. Cleveland, Ohio; Ed
win Passmore, Boston; n. H. Loomis Topeka;
E. B. Childers, Florida; S. NJ. Vim, GAINESVILLE,
Ohio.
Willards-M r. Jacobs. Pennsylvania; B. 3.
Davenor Wheeling ". Va. NJ. Neuberger, Chi
cago; r. F. Cor<wintz, Baltimore; W r. HOyl,
New Work
Riggs-E W Hawkins steelton Pa; H. Harm
din. New York.
Shoreham-AIired S Hartweu, Honolulu, H. l. +;
The times., 1899-10-30
Charged with Larceny.

Policeman Brown, Of the Eighth precinct, yes
terday arrested Willie E. Cole, colored, fourteen
years old, on a charge Of larceny. He is accused
of entering the house of James A. Flynn, S035
Fifteenth Street northwest, and stealing q purse
containing about 50 from a table. When searched
at the station, the pockctbook was found on his
person. and s. Of the missing money recovered.
The times., 1899-10-30
nden LnIke sIiehtIx netter.

Oden Lake, the young bicyclist who was Sc.
verely injured in collision with beer Wagon
last Wednesday morning, reported at the
Emergency Hospital last night as slightly better
The patient is still in a serious condition, how
ever, and the physicians unable 10 say how
long he will be confined to the ward.
The times., 1899-10-30
IN AND ABOUT THE CITY.
Frank Funk Improved.

The condition of Frank W. Funk, the alleged
murderer OF William H. Brooks, was last night
reported at the Emergency Hospital as much
improved The man is still closely guarded by
the police, and the authorities hope to have him
returned to the District Jail today or tomorrow.
The times., 1899-10-30

National Theatre-Jeromc Sykes and Edna Wal
lace Hopper, in Chris and the Wonderful
Lamp evening.
Columbia Theatre-Kellar, the Magician; even
ing
Lafayette Square Opera House-Bert Coote, in
"A Battle Scared Hero evening.
Grand opera se-Vaudevile; afternoon and
evening.
Academy of Music Shore Acres" evening
Herman $" "Bowery Burlesquers;'' afternoon
and eXeniug.
The times., 1899-10-30

There has been great deal of work done
in the criminal courts Of the District dur
ing the present calendar year, and. from
doubt that at its close the number of con-
yictions will exceed that of previous years.
Already three persons convicted OF murder
have paid the penalty Of their crimes upOb
the scanoId, and two are now in jail await
ing execution of the sentence of death
passed upon them. Those who have already
expiated their crimes upon the gallows are
William Strathers, Edward Smith and
Charles Winston, all colored. OF the two il
iau awaiting their execution, George w.
Horton is white and James Powell is col
ored.
Besides those mentioned, two others, both
coIored. were convicted OF murder during
the April term OF the Supreme Court of the
District. One OF these, William K Reed
made insanity his ground Of defence, and
the death sentence was commuted to i'm
prisonment In the penitenuary for life by
the President In the case Of George Sewell
the Jury qualified its verdict Of guilty by
adding without capital punishment" This
was the first verdict rendered by a jury in
the District under the act of January 10,
1887. In which advantage was taken of the
right TO qualify the finding. and thus make
the punishment imprisonment for life, in
stead OF death. Both Reed and Sewell
are serving their sentences in the peniten-
tiary at Moundsyille, w. Va.
There are now three prisoners in jail
awaiting trial on the charge of murder.
They are Benjamin H. Smell who is charged
with the murder OF Lizzie Weissenberger
on August last, William Frank Funk,
The times., 1899-10-30
HoteI Johnson Cafe

For high-grade salt oysters, steamed, half shell,
single-fried etc; also midday lunch, o'clock
dinner and a Ia carte service.
The times., 1899-10-30

Heurich's beers AN brewed from malt and
hops. Cali for Maerzen, Senate, and Lager at
all leading hotels and restaurants or phone 6s4
Arlington Bottlins Co., and then you will drink
pure beer.
The times., 1899-10-30
IN THE CRIMINAL COURT
A Large Number of Convictions
During the Current Year.

Three Murdcrers Have Been Hanged,
Two Sent 10 the Penitentiary for
Life, and Two Are in Jail Await
ing Execution-sneII, Funk, and
Tharpe to BE Tried This Term.
The times., 1899-10-30
Sturdy
American
Hosiery.

Our Hosiery Department tells story Of
progress OF American Hosiery making.
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The times., 1899-10-30

Who know good beer say Tx
port and ~Culmbacher" are
finest. - bottles. SIPS. Wash.
Brewery Co., sih and + nc.
The times., 1899-10-30
U1)e 60 Wi1lIeg
MONDAY, OCTOBER 80, 1899
The Weather Prediction.
TEMPERATURF

Fair and cool Monday probably fair Tuesday;
fresh northwest to north winds
The times., 1899-10-30
TIE Sun AND NOON

Highest temperature yesterday, a. m........7
Lowest temperature yesterday, 10 p m........5
The times., 1899-10-30
PHASES OF THE NOON FOR oCrc

Sun rose. .G;25 AN. sun sets......5:O2 P NJ
Moon rises. . :43 An Moon sets.............
The times., 1899-10-30
BORROWING FIRE

W. Aver. E. NJ. C. Davis and W. R. Counoire,
New York
WeIington-O A. Pearson, New Orleans; B.
Cook Memphis Nelson Lewis New York
ArIington-Arthur Page. san Francisco; c.
Branbie Montreal: d. BFannan. Boston; G.. ed
munds, Philadelphia; C. F. Smith, New York.
The times., 1899-10-30
TIDE TABLE.

New.................4 .4th Fun 18th
First quarter. 18th Last quarter. .2Gth
The times., 1899-10-30
STREET LIGHTING

High tide .4:3f An. and SOY P NJ
Low tide de-.....,..--....ll:l9 10 AN. and II. .j2 p M
The times., 1899-10-30
AMUSEMENTS TODAY

Lamps Int today. 600 ?. NJ
Lamps out tomorrow ow...................5:3G 80 A. NJ
The times., 1899-10-30
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Boys and
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PASSING pLEAsANTRTEs.

.Dld you know they used to fine peo-
pie In Scotland for playing golf?' Are
you sure Il was not for talking u! -
Indianapolis Journal.
Was that sleight-of-hand mans ex-
hlbltion successful. Madge?" think
SO. l lent him a counterfeit half
crown, and he gave me back u good
one. lid Bits.
Nelghborhood Caste-''Mrs. Jorkens. l
saw you going into Mrs. Brash's house
to-day" Yes, but l have no ac-
quaintance with her at all; Just use
her telephone. Chicago Record.
She scorned all her wooers so long
that now she is doomed TO be an old
maid for the rest OF her life" We'll.
that seems like just sentence for such
contempt OF t."-Phlladelphia bull
letin.
A Hoodoo-"That hammock has a his
tory" What IS it," at has been
through six seasons at the seaside with
the Upjohn family. and not one Of the
girls is married yet."-chicago Tribune.
Terrenee-"Yer not workln', Dlnnie?
Are yez out av job? Dennis-Shure,
OF fell on a nine-sthory buhdin' yester-
day an / got mad an quit. Terrence
An. go on! Yer too slnsitiVe.-House-
hold Words.
Woman in Buslness.-"I had a few
lines from Maud this morning." she
said, but I don't believe a word she
says" "DiscOuntlng her note, he sug-
gested. you women take very readily
to business ideas. "-chicago Evening
Post.
Il guess I'll so to WASHINGTON" said
Mcandering Mike. what fur?" "oh.
les TO show myself an make things
cheerful. I reckon mebbe the folks
that examine applications for employ,
ment In the census would be kind o
happy to see somebody that wouidn
have work even II he could get II
Washington Star.
Judge A.-"well. Uncle zeb, where
are you going?" The Benedict-1 wuz
SIS going to de cote, sub, to see you,
sub. and get a remorse from dat yaller
Ilir,h dat / married the yarder day
Judge A.-Dldn't you promise me you
would take her for better. or worse,
and an that? The Benedict-Yas. sub;
but den she am a sight wuss dan took
her fur.-Harper's Bazaar.