The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-08-31
KLONDIKE BILL.
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up with all the latest improvements fol
doing high class dentistry too. said the
"Old Man If you ever have to supple
ment your natural teeth. Ugh! Don
mention false teeth, to me cried Fannie.
I'll never carry pearly lies in my mouth
| if go toothless ''Oh, as for that, laugh
ed Uncle Bill If you'll consulta good den
fist in time, you can save the catastrophe.
! Dr. II A. Simon, for instance, Is won
darfully expert in saving 2atural teeth
by gold browning and bridge work and
he has the skill and every mechanical
appliance necessary to do his work with
the least discomfort to his patrons, And
he makes tooth pulling a pleasure when
he uses that local anaesthetic of his |
znow. because he used it ON me and it is
a daisy
At this point somewhat to the confu-
sion of John the old man INDUCED III Il
half serious criticism of his personal APP
pearance You are decidedly off style
Tor a townsman said he, and we'd
better 90 back to o. Torrison Co. s cloth
ing department and see about some new
luds. After John had fitted himself to
new suit, from the piles of fashionable
garments that cover the tables Of this
extensively stocked establishment, I'm
lie Bill declared: Now you look like q
newly married man. Before leaving,
having found prices and goods irresist-
IDLE John also invested in "a complete
outfit Of gents furnishings from "a late
style hat to dozen shirts, also a good
farm suit AT this point Uncle Bill de
clared he would get suited, too and be-
fore leaving O. Torrison Co. 5 mammoth
store he had purchased a complete out
it of wearing apparel for himself and
John.
And now, young man, let me give
you pointer, remarked the generous
old uncle DO not understand me to
say that clothes make the man, but do
affirm that clean and spotless linen makes
the nice appearing man Now III this
connection | am happy to inform you
that the Palace Steam Laundry is one of
,he best iaundries in the state Fannie
will want her lace curtains washed this
SUMMER and its ticklish job you know
The Palace Steam Laundry is so very
careful that the most delicate fabrics are
washed without the slightest injury and
at IA nominal cost too. Netting q Kle-
man, the proprietors, will see that your
collars, cuffs and shirts are made white
as snow unless they happen to be color
ed, but then you needn't be afraid they
fade, for the Palace Steam Laundry takes
pride in doing colored goods satisfactor-
lily,
Holy smoke, John, where in the name
of creation did Won get that snipeY That's
about the worst weed that ever came in
contact with my olfactory nerve, laugh
ingly remarked Uncle Bill Step in
here TO Robert Lills cigar and tobacco
store corner Sth and Quay streets and
get Miss Caprice" or a Sweet Hava-
ma 10 cent cigars, then you'll have Il
gentlemans smoke These cigars are
crackerjacks, and contain all the quail
ties of delicious puff, The manufactur-
err, Mr.. Robert Lii, takes great pride in
keeping these cigars to the highest stand
ard and consequently they grow more
popular every day" John was so well
pleased with these cigars that he bought
a box of each while Uncle Bill bought
two boxes of the Water Lilly" SC. cigars
remarking that they were the best cigars
in the city.
How about the plumber, Uncle? in
quired Fannie. 'Gou remember YOU
said you would see somebody for that.
Jess SO, jess So; and we shan't have
any botcher to do the work either. I'll
go and see Mr.. A. J, Beigel ut 800 Jay
street, We've got tohave gas and water
pipes put in, Il hot water heater and
porcelain bath tub besides some sanitary
fxin's, and it is the very house to do the
work. They observe closely all the by
gienic laws guarding against dangers
from sewer gases. You can always feel
safe about the house when a practical
man as ! know Mr. A. ]. Beigal to be,
has done the work The aforesaid
plumber got the contract did Just what
Uncle Bill said, and won Fannie's praise
for their excellent workmanship.
"Oh me! Oh MY calculated Fannie us
they halted before O. Torrison Co 5 shoe
department window, what perfectly
lovely slipper. Yes. said Uncle Bill
Their stock of fine boots and shoes can t
be equaled in style and extent in this sec
on Go in, look it over and get acquaint-
ed with O. Torrison Co 1t might not
have been policy to have extended this
invitation had not Uncle Bill known
! what wise economy it is to trade at this