The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1899-11-12

Passyfic, owns his own palace an dis
thributes his own jobs. No man can hold
tn office iv bow-sthringer Nv our impeeryal
domain without a certy-fcate firm Hadji-
Firm tn highest Office IN tn land 10 tn
lowest firm tn chief pizener to tn throne
TO tn humblest ixicutioner that puts lady
in a bag and dumps her into tn lake Nv tn
Nine Millionth ASSEMBLY district they look
TO Hadji Mohammed f'r their places. He is
tn high guy, tn main thing. He's ivry-
body. Whin he quits wurruk tn govern
mint is over fr tn day An does amy
wan thry to interfere with Hadji? Does
amy wan say. Hadji. yen have to aban-
don two or three hundred iv ye'er firesides.
Ye ARE Twin JUS inside tn left field fince
Nv our domain an tbs a rule Nv tn game
that we've taken We into that no wan shall
have more thin wan wife at a time that
amy wan knows Of In behalf iv tn comfy
iv tn Society f'r tn Suppression iv Poly
gamy 1 request ye TO discard Nora an
Eileen an Mary Ann an Sue an Bimbi an
tn r-rest " tn bunch an cleave on'y 10
Lucille. / Judge be her looks that she's
tn first AIisSus HATCH
mo. sir If he had he'd reach tn ship that
runs between our outlying wards without
hair to his head. Instead iv reproachin'
ENJOYS that ar-re Employed in carryin' mes
sages firm tn prisidint to his fellow-citi-
zens. proceeds to tn pretty little American
village iv Sulu. where he finds Hadji settin'
up on a high chair surrounded be wives.
IT'S domestic scene that'd make Brigham
Young think he was a bachelor. Hadji is
smokin' a good seegar an occasionally
histin' a dhrink Nv cider, an wan iv' tn
ladies is playin' a guitar. an another is
singin' L want We my Sulu.' an another
is maxim tidy. an three or four hundred
more ARE SEWN patches on tn pants Nv
tn Hadji kids. An tn ambassadure he
says: Mos rile an luminous citizen. here
is copy Nv tn annual thanksgivin' pro-
clamation,' he says ''Tis addressed to all
tn hearty husbandmen Nv our BELOVED coun-
thry. manin' you among Others he says.
An here he says, is tn revised Constitu-
tion.' he says Tn original wan he says.
was intinded FIR oil stick-in-th' -muds that
wudden't know tn difference between
harem an a hoe he says. This wan he
says. IS more suited f'r tn prisint gay all
expansive times, he says. 1t permits
man. he says to cleave to as nanny
wives he says, 'as his race. color an
previous condition iy servitude will permit,
he says. Thank ye kindly says Hadji. IN
threasure these here papers as a vallyable
meminto firm that far distant home Nv mine
which 1 have nivver sse.' he says. I'd in
throduce ye to Mrs. Hadji wan by wan,' he
says, but 'twud be betther,' he says. FIR
to stand UP here an be prisinted to her
as whole he says, fr,' he says, tits
growing late an 1 want We to come up to
tn house. he says. an pick mission'ry
with me- he says. "A Baptist he says.
raised on tn farm he says. An HadJi holds
his Job an looks for'rard to tn day whin
we have female suffrage an he can cast tn
solid vote Nv Sulu fr himsif fr prisdint."
Thin" said Mr.. Hennessy. "ye'er frind
Roberts ought to move to what-dye-call-
tn placer"
That's what I'm thinkin'," said Mr.
Dooley. But tits too bad FL him he was
BORN at home"