The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-03-17
Doo|ey on Ang|omania.

what ARE We goin' to do PATRICK :
day. asked Mr.. Hecnessy
"Pathrick's day." said Mr.. Dooley
Pathrick's day? 1t seems to me I've
heard tn name befure Oh, We name
tn day tn low Irish that hasn't amy
votes cillybrates tn birth iv their nay
tlonal saint, who was a Fr-rnchman.
"Ye know what I name" said Mr.
Hennessy, with rising wrath. Don't
we get gay with me now"
Well" said Mr.. Dooley Il NAV Gil
lybrate it an l may not. I'm thinkin'
" savin' me enthusyasm FIR tn queens
birthday, whiniver 1t is that that bless
Id holiday comes ar-round Ye see
Hinnissy, Pathrick's day is out iv fash
ion now. A few years ago ye'd see tn
.prsidint iv tn United States marchin'
down Pinnsylvanya avnoo with tn
green scarf iv tn Ancient Order on his
shoulders an shamrock in his hat.
Now what Is Mack dom? He's settin'
In his parlor writin' letthers to tn
queen. be hivins, askin after her
health, He was firm tn north iv Ire
land two years ago, an not so far north
ayether-just far enough north FIR to be
on good terms with Derry an not far
enough to be bad frinds with Limerick.
he was raised on buttermilk an hag-
gis, an he dhrank his Irish nate with a
dash iV orange bitters in it, He's been
movin' steadily north since, an if he
keeps on movin' he'll go r-round tn
globe an bring up somewhere in tn
south iv England
An Hinnery Cabin Lodge! I used to
think that Hinnery would niver die
con tint till he'd took tn prince iy
Wales be tn hair iv tn head-an' it's
little tn poor mans got-an' dhras HIM,
frm tn tower iv London to Kilmain-
ham jail an hand him over to tn tin
dher mercies, as Hogan says, iv Mich
ael navitt. Thin was tn days whn
ye'd hear Hinnery in TIL sinit spreadin'
fear to tn hear-rts iv tn British aris-
tocracy. 'Gintlemen,' he says, AN fell
loW-sinitors, TIL time has come, he
says, ,whin TIL eagle burrd iv free
DOM he says, LAYING he says, its
home In the mountains he says, an
circlin',' he says, 'undher tn joord hiv-
in he says, from where he says, TIL
Passamaquoddy rushes into Lake
Erastus x. Ropes he says, to where
rowls tn Oregon he says, firm tn
lakes to tn gulf he says, firm TIL At
lantic to tn Passific where rowls en-
Oregon he says, AN firm ivry Ameri-
can who has tn blood Nv his ancesthors'
hathred " tyranny in his veins-your
ANCESTORS an mine, Mister McA6oo
ne says, tHefe goes up a mute prayer
that tn nation as wan man, firm Ban
gor, Me, to where rowls tn Oregon,
that, he says. Is full iv salmon, which
Is later put UP in cans, but has TIL
same Interest as all others In this
question, he says, that he says, tn
descendants w Washington an he
says, lv Immitt,' he says, will line
hands FIR to protect he says, til cod
nsheries again tn vandal hand iv tn
British line he says. 1 therefore move
ye, Mr.. Prisidint, that it is tn sinse iv
this house, ii amy such there be, that
Tay Pay OConnor is n gr-reater man
than Lord Salisberry,' he says.
Now, where's Hinnery? Where's tn
bould FeHian? Where's tn moonlight
er? Where's tn Pikeman? Faith, he S
changed his chune an It's strangers
Wanst but brothers now with him. an
Hands acrost tn sea an into some
vans pocket an Take up the white
mans burden, an hand ii to TIL coons,
an an open back dure an a closed
fr-ront dure. TITS tn same with all iv
thin, They'se me frind, Joe Chote.
Whered Joe spind tn night? Whisper,
In Win sor castle, no less. in a night
shirt Nv tn prince " Wales, an tn mex
mornln', whin he come downstairs, they
tof him tn rifle family was late risers,
but II he wanted good time he cud
go down an look at tn cimitry, An
he done 1t. He went out an wept over