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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23

Napoleon, with a face as II 1t had
been modelled from Greek cameo.
was never. In Talleyrand's judgment
at all events. quite a gentleman. lie
gestieulated too much and was alto
gether too violent for the correct lasts
OF the great noble trained under the
old regime. Perfection Of body IS not
necessary. either, for many misshaped
men have been dignlhed even when
they we're not, Ike the Due de Ven.
dome. Princes OF the Lilies 10 days
when that distinction meant 80 much
Little men aud wizened men have
both inspired awe. for great soldiers
trembled II Louis KY frOwned. and
no man received without weakened
knees rebuke from William III. The
prOtruding under lip Of the Hapsburg-
has never detracted from their males
~, and Victor Emmanuel. who. for all
his good manners, always suggested 10
the onlooker a bull face to face Will
the metadore. was for all that every
inch king Spectator.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23

born IN Rhode Island. IN 1870. In 49,;
u The print works, established by his
grandfather. and continued by his
father and unele I'm 1851 he had been
elected Governor OF his state. In sep
feInber OF thai year he had headed a
depnlati0n from Rhode Island 10 the
dedication Of tie statue Of Commodore
Perry IN Cleveland II wa .len that
ne irst met Miss Chase. II was a case
~ love AZ first sight. aud on N0y. II.
1853. they seFe married, all fashl0ns bic
aud official Washington being repre-
senfed AT the wedding NJ spragne
had JUST been elected United states
senasor from Rhode Island.
The honeymoon was spent Ia Proyl-
dencr 3Irs spfagne cast her eyes oyer
her hu-bands broad ancestral acres 10
+ that town. renamed the spot CanOnchet.
and proceeded 10 replace the old man.
f sion with splendid new palace II
still remains an unfinished Aladdin.
palace.
Possibly % was the headlOng extraYa-
E % Asif hAAf ~ ms anu pAufi Hi
iers which made the first riff la the
+ matrimonial lufe bni, ia fact, The two
were utterly dissimilar Ia taste. ~
+ character. Ia ambitions. Trs. Sprague
took far more Interest In her fathers
political future than Ia Der husbands
She devoted herself to tine former with
even more assidUiiy than before bet
marriage. With ihr wealth at her com
mand. with her brilliancy. her TACT. hei
nHfailiBZ charms Of manner she easily
remained the center Or attraction Ia
Washington society All these gifts OF
fortune we're utilized IA she Effort L
make Salmon +. Chase President OF IL,
United States.
Chase. who had left the Democrats
party On the slavery issue. was willing
TO beconie candidate Of reeOnslf llcf
cd democracy aud ln 1865. when III,
national convention was held in SeN
York Mr.. Spfague opened up quarter
there IA The Interests Of her father
Every effort was made 10 bring tn
man and the platform into harnoniou
relations hut failed The convention
would not 20 FAR euDHsA 10 suit Nj
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23
SIGNATURES ON A WAGER.
How a Man Cot Others 10 Petition "a
Have Judge hanged.

I've often heard ~ feIk- signing all
manner ~ absurd papers without read
ing Them said ;enaai % one - IN.
large office blocks hut I saw tie
thing demonstrated 10 ycsg startling
fashion one lay lat week.
y broker "a al adjacent aiiice got
.nf5 an argument ou the -uDlecr. and
to settle bet about if drew up p-tl-
ton n GOV. Fo.tes. 4 started Out with
long rigmaroie 81 a preamble. the
substance 81 which Wa- thai Judge
---- manning one OF the most promi
nenf aud highly respected Jarisl= ia
New Orleans va menace 10 tbr
public on account " his phenomena
stupidity, aud wound Up by requesting
the Governor 10 order him - % hang
cd Immediately fBe whole Thing was
l clothed IN su..ii mass oi pompous and
lgh-sounding woods TIA: d was ain
cult at fr-f 10 catch u absurd pnr-
port. bar. reduced to plain English. il
wss about - I nave stated.
Armed with this interesting doru-
uienr. tie lawyer Wcat The rounds II
/ the block. Here's an invitation 10
Judge - 10 deliver . lecture gu 10
man law. BE- said to every man he
met. want you 10 ign Il. Shall
read II TO youF Good beageBs. No.
ih,. other fellow Wonld -ay a. soon A.
he glanced al ihe mass 81 whiting aud
down would 20 is signature. lnered
lille ~ it may seem, he sof forfy.fOut
slgnefs IN iess inan iva hours and Won
his bet. winch was based u fosfY.
-.Ouf 81 the wlt"ie crowd be- cncoiin
ie4cd only one man WHO insisted oa
reading iae document hrfere ahiyin-
his naiir. lie happened 10 BE- bitter
political enemy ~ ihe Jndse's. am
when BE- got thrau-h he SMILED grizzly
I'll sign thai with pleasure. H. -aid
aud I'm glad - many other citizens
feel The saJne Nay. But leaving ain
our. there we're foriy.three in.elligcn
men, lawyers. doctors, u1efeaanis, bro
kers. bankers manufacturers an'
other representative citizens yhD ia,
/ deliberately but unwltingy sisred
peiitlon 10 hang ole ~ pr judges
When some ef them heard what hrl
had done they we're highly Indignant.
} but il certainly taught them yaluabl
lesson. They couldn't be caught Tia
way again. New Orleans Times
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23

In pretty Wisconsin town not far
from Milwaukee there Is spite
fence which tells its own story 10 all
the world. II Is a high and tight board
affair aud cuts on view across a
number Of beautiful lawns. The man
who lives on one side OF Il evidently
feared that the rcnec would bring down
on bis head the condemnation Of his
neighbour Not wishing 10 be nnlustly
blamed he has therefore painted on
his side OF the fence in letters that can
be read block away these words.
lie built this fence. didn't do it.
The man on the other side also had
no Idea Of letting false Impression
get out. Accordingly he has painted
on the other side OF the high barrier
Il had 10 do II"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23

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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23

\ young couplc ia Lancashire vi
la=e had breH counting for several
years. Tine yonug han oae DAP said To
the woman.
sail ! Gamma marry t6ee~
''llow that asked sf5e=
I've changed my mind said be-
Well. I'll tell yaa what ae'H IL. 60
said she III folk know that las thee
- has given NE up. I shanna b. ahle
10 get another chap but Z they think
that I've given YOU np then l can get
another chap 81 ne'H haYe banns
published. and when the wedding day
eumss TIE paFson VIII say - thee
wilt thou have this wouIan 10 be thy
welded wifeF aud fba must say. I
VIII And when lie says 10 the. Wit
thou have this maH 10 L. thy welded
husband = shall sag. I ayinua
The day came. and when The minister
said. "WiIf thon have this womaB u he.
thy welded WIFE" the nan answered.
Il will"
Then the p1nsos sal - fIe woman.
wilt thou have iHis nan II bs.fhy
welded husband e And she sail
Il viii
why" sad the Young man furious
ly. YOU said you would say. 1 win
ii.s.'
Il know that said the young won.
an. shut I've changed my mind since"
-I4oudon Answers.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23

They were telling burglary stories
on the veraDda in front or the grocery
store In down east town.
The mans hand was thrust through
tbe hole lie had cut Ia the door" said
The star taller. when the woman seIz.
ed the wrist and held on in spite NJ the
struggles Of the man outside. la tiis
morning tire burglar was found dead
having cut his own throat when he
found escape impossible; but the bra "
woman had not known he was dcnd
and 80 had moi released her grasp OF
his wrist all night long"
"Huh." growled tie skeptic IN th'
corner. "Why didn't she feel Of hii
onlse Buffalo Commercial.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23

Some 81 the eolored folss are bound
y maintain their dignity. One Of these
ladies was employed by d wealthy
Loulsglllian who swore by tie whole
sale. Economy was no object 10 him
Hhen II came to euss words. and be
scattered these paris Of speech over
all subjects. The cook was = past
grand mistress Of her ART She knew
what she knew and could turn out
dreams from the skillet and oven. but
De had ideas Of her own dignity.
eOne ma Rnin.s said she. Il done
tyok elegant brekfuss. Dere wuz
fhlckin ~ Eaters an beat bisklt an COT.
fey an mun rs, an dat man he come
Down stairs. an he 10 talk scnnd'lous
lissen an lissen. lie cuss dis an he
russ dat. an he mnmb'T 20 liisself. an
jes' couIdn stan bit. marches our.
An I say. sab. r. you don't Tx dis
hysr e00kin. say 20. an goes, but
amt gwine hear you cuss me an ny
wuk
Hyar. gal says he. 7 likes dis
eookln. Wet yen mean bOssin me
when cusses to ny own wlfeT
OATS all ri't. says nifty brash.
but yon don't cuss me er goes
An aence den declared the col0red
uphOlder Of her rights and dignity, "Ole
marse jes' stuck on my cookin. an Use
dc only pyiszon on de lot he neber euss-
IS"
The old man l. right. When yon get
d good cook. grapple her to yon with
hooks or steel. even II ron have 10
leaye on swearing Louisville Times.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23
Rows IN CENTRAL AMERICA
Revolutions There Are = Regular MIDI
suu,mcf fustffntiou

+ brse reported revolutions ia South
America need excite M alarm says
= trader vino knows tie i've republics
like book. They are the regular
midsummer reyoltS. aud are one of
the most cherished institutions OF the
country Without them lhe popnlaee
would expire Of ennui You see. the
average native. except 10 the few large
towns. has absolutely no diversions.
saipre relieves him 81 the necessity
10 toll, and all lie has to do Is TO lie
sill aud breathe. When lie desires Ia
smoke his wife rolls cigarettes, lights
them and places them fendcriy be-
tween his lips or course, that j. an
deal existence, but IL lacks variety.
and az least once a year even Cen
tral American will feel craving FOR
excitement. That Is where the rpgu-
lar annual revolution COMES "a. la n
certain sense IL takes the place Of bull
fighting or lynehings. aud, compared
with either Of these sports. the casual
fie> are trifiing.
1T i a mistake. loo. 10 suppose that
tHta rsilDii@HfN @bNff ut4FHt~ IfHaIH
re- ,oluflons with disfaYor. Sol ~ all.
ON the contrary II would be ycfY hard
10 gel along without them. Tor each
revolt is Invariably follnwed 10y mum
her OF considerations. aud the national
treasury Is thus reRlenished More
over, an opportunity j. afforded for n
BIZ military carnival. fanfare Of
tfumpeis. n waving Of banners. aud n
~ roteehnleal display of proelama-
tons II j. the great event Of The year
and after il l. all over thc patriots dis
pefse 10 their palmieaf doniclles and
ms mp for the next demonstration.
| Understand please, that ! ana speak
.ns Of the periodical. perennial reyo-
| laiions. not ihe Irregular outbreaks Of
hlibUsierers aud eonspiralors. The
ed summer revolution il. rs I said
before. an old established national in
sufuiion. like Il fiesta. and any attempt
10 do away With II would certainly
lead 10 trouble possibly 10 bloodshed. -
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23

The ruihnisia IN of an orator some
times carries him FAR alie.d. An old he
gro WHO made "A speech ~ Beaufort on
one occasion. just before The close Of
the memorable year 49,. worked him.
self and his audience NJ Ia pitch Of
great excitement over The nag of the
country.
we wani ~ work Tor j. We want TO
tight for H. an We wanl TO die FOR II. II
We hab io.' he cried with increasing
earnestuess. a. the tune for his speech
TO eud came near.
.Nhg. boys" he -houred. his voice
hoar.s and trembling with excitement.
we hab llb.d under DIS old flag for
eighteen hundred aud sixty two years :
We Hin't going to desert il now!
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23

Until Few days ago | had always
supposed that there were hut four
ages la u woman's life-the young. the
stlll Young. The well preserved and
he elderly a man know has
added 10 my knowledge fifth age. II
comes in somewhere between The still
young and the well preserved. ! In
aginr said to him maliclously.
How old Is Mrs Blank? Is she a
young woman
Not exactly" he made answer
She well she's at the age when a
woman always tells YOU. when she ~
Produces her eldest son 10 you, that
she was married ridiculously young
Washington Post
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23
An Obnoxious Label

English merchants are having had
flme n constsntinople. owing to tbe
campaign carried on by the Turkish
censor against trademarks aud adyef
ffsemenis entering he country. A firm
had the advertisement snd directions
that accompanied their goods -pe
cal brand 81 ap-transiated into Ar
able. The translation was done N Lon
don. aud IN the phrase which ia EugiiSn
read. -Sospniakers 10 her maJesiey tn
queen" appeared : title which IA
KY Is only applied to the sultan.
The censor offered the importer
Tie alternative or returning tho
soap 10 England or removing the Oh
noxlons label. In the meantime. Brit
sh merchants are warned against
sending any goods 10 Turkey bearing
trademarks. or circulars which could
by any stretch Of the Imagination be m
any way connected with Jslanlsm o.
The SULTAN.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23
AFAM0TS BEAUTY.
DAUGHTER OF A GOVERNOR
AND WIFE or OHE.
ur. Kate Chase -prs@as. "ase ti-e
rseizl aud Political Queen - y an
iusfan. net IA sils-s arsts--I neid-nt-
- Her Isteresfimz Carer.

TIE Ie4in II HFs. Eat- Gus -
SpraEae. szfe u former fisVernu- -
Rhode I-iaaI aud il4ugafez IL tn l4ts-
salmon + g5ase. ~ one tlaI. aiaf-rass'
y Ono secretary II tire Treasury szsi
=hi-f justice u ine tniiesI S1a5-- -
gFeMs Coars- which occurred a Zig
VOID ueaz Wdshiuzasn. nat iguz 40
closed a highly dramatic eae.--f.
Size nas U1ru q Is4y. liz 3niF dfuza
Ter u salmon Z. Chase. and eaius 20
tar aea'l - h. mother sb- early b.
came IL 49, - her tafh~r's h9ts=--
bnld Her flia--. LIZ ase-r famous
lneusi5 ~ family ahsse ---Ieu- had
alreaBy gained fans= 81 ,A- bar. en ~
bench and il tho Protestant eptsegpsae.
vas already Due " sse lsadln< laSy~Fs
= Cincinnati HH-n. b 1Sfs,. = coalition
u Free S.5sler- and Democrats sent aIal
20 tAe UHileti >9aie- >eHale II tAe 81
ylrsfHan II his ler.n- in 49, a ,o1az-
what similar coalition -ieessd asm Coy
ern0r II Onto. Ia ls59 tb- Republics "a
parry returned him r. Tie gubern4Eos-
al .eaf.
Hoa mich - Us enhancement Ia
owed e. i6,. personal popularity " h5-
daughter kafe cannot be -siiiaaie'i- T.
: certain fnst Jefaz- IL had passed
ont u ber teens she was spoken u not
only - rlIe leading belle ~ Cincinnati
bur = : aa- ~ the DO-i asiele politicians
% oAlg- Between her aud bag father
lhere existed Love thas Was little
-Eora ~ nufuai ad0raf.oI All The II
IL glrl's ambitious seemed So center in
him.
Jnzt 81 Size as reaehiuz iha mainri-
y II heT charms hes father ieeani.- 4
zr~at squire Co. national polite, ~ ean-
dfiass fgr fhe Republ.caa President al
nomination. in 1sssl. aud Secretary II
The Treasury ia I.iB-oln.z cabinet
gear sat-r. Ia the la,ter position he
won = reputation second only 70 lhaf 81
Alexander Hamilton A ihe height 81
hls power he established his home At
EdgeH0ed. where his daughter has Isl
di-d Her The mO~l illu-lr.0us men u
he nation. flie most distinguished VS.
ii0rs from abroad we're always vel
coined. Ai4d bere Kate Chase ruled 81
prriI..- pvee = eHaWd u admirers.
\ liiile prior ID lh., time size had asi
William sprague. the man who Has TO
becamr Ier husband. spragne Was
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23
AN IMPORTANT FOOD LAW.
Heavy Penalties for selling Articles D:
Foad Containing Unhealthy Inere-


The following law Ass passed AZ lhe
Izst session Of the Missouri Legislature.
4 ing effect August -. $50
Section ] That il shall E, unlawful
Tor any person OF corporation doing
business in this state 10 manu- iactufe
sell or offer 10 sell any article. com
pound pr preparation Tor tbe purpose
Of being used II Which i intended =
Re used in The preparation Of food. IN
ahich article.eompound or preparation
there j. any arsenic. eaiou e.. hismuth.
ammonia OF alum.
SEC. ? Any person or corporation
violating the provisions u this aet
shall BE- deemed guilty OF mi-tleuean-
or and shall. upon conviction, be fne3
no less than one hundred dollar,
which shall be paid into ami become
= part Of the read fund Of the county
in which such line il collected
The operation Of this laN will he
mainly against alum baking pos
1ers. Bot the manufacture nr sale Of
any article OF food y article Intended
10 be used IN fooi which contains any
u the substances ciassed BY thu las a.
nnhealthinl-irom Arsenic % Alnm-is
absolutely prohibited.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23
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HI. teal Caught. aud Sc Came Sea
yclaA freBlz fed.

Re ~ EN- tel
A nuuas.r - sHaB sEs8tt saaan B9G
D.. felllag stories mostly Illustrating
the l,frsi.fi - a5.s- 1hry .ad
experienced - Faa5a. aHlfla- - ae
ditl0ns Is ias 81 E~sf. rar So
sniy ~a- Measf-s 81 zlz- grsHp s b.
lad remaine.f s'icu ana b. sas ~ 81
~ t.isi= something zoo ~ eeaerai Il
cffsi8HsH-.
4 49, su.s thinking y - sss ~
AID leafIg faial e.6e aad 81 q farm
wagon shsA bunting = ias .H'E.s1-
..aezs t &sfra88ar aad s5len
% I'D 60. -4eetas Fa=lri1zes. 4#sai.
al zlf ssA-r -ams f4a @fne n
10 rlas5. n ~ -=a. al3 siH = ~
. so - sa#H - - aa7 iali
eau- . lie esseia $685. LAO lad
= f8s las sn9rF sai aan-'i - .HzHa-
Bu ! z44a ga - Los faz-I Est
{ eas rari started - a-s pnza.F.
AMI il-- isl- 90 +. .4d +. aesFs .s1d
20 carry fJr af- nI#le- before ! a-zzs-i
De fseai Lsa- VIE sts s'4z -
VS. 4assbinz Dlt alaa.aat - ro1fsf1-
plate. u3wes~r. ! sla zrus aDeH5 o
mH- 90 ~ go l4:ry -ea.i .eaea ! H.=a.d
fh- rllaaIfnz * : felele issHlEt az.
sad on lass ~ -sHHa . 80 = - sa-
% is4a-I aifa has fa- af'T"f -4"n
,-a1-ai ~ to IAf. as#d lam ~ .ha BE-
va -aiaz zA1r- 4 .1nze frezi Ni.--e
I lzsed / ASKED 1.H o. .sse a.- s.4--
n gave m- perm JOS gppra H.
nesz aAI ahal { lid scrambled q.
- Top lIy .sss1 . sse hIE al Hssl.
ssWayi1g and -HiHz X piea-aHsiy dsF4
tie rtaH Ha- iHs thinking 7i pre-
- ~ ih- siI farmer VIII teW
birds ghau .udd-llt there Wa 2 ba4s,
NJ zun. Ir04 nlz=ii hi .1B 'ieI %
AZ tine ~ -ir.i@eF had gone Or Ih-
norsr, .5ve jenny aui ~ dFsf=T
r1lIea III - seas als a ditsss. Esie.-
b. lay stunned 1nH meHioDles<.
.Ta..n atsesYe. sd i5af ms zur ald
-; Ere p ,az has. and 7 lhoDeai ST
va sfssat t-4e f9f me 70 j8uF ~ fA--
-oa4l fire. hsr-.-s 9ere tearing aayl-
the. z.ad - fast rs sis"y could rua. sa'
s.a#ftl .|-J for ll. -id- y. liz bad 3D.
Aid s.- f.- .rsu,n
The tail - MS stout hunting coat
eanzni o. Ia ~ " q shar.-p4aafei
STANDARD ana lners lung - Use .-i-
r-eain4 wa1oa thai errry mian=
lhresteDeG 10 49,. and dumy q l9ad
~ burning nay gu =. Al esers inra ~
rne hizbsay
The H. was czssA.ins AMI HIHaa..-
u =s.ir I'D ss~..stF { fssft.I H. E.sss
aasn.- sliH fae horse. raa aud -i.l
uy coai hel.i nae f8-t % iAsi .-rfi.D-
MAJ - ere Ny .sousegs i.egan gel
siaz intentionally HOT and teen OIL
served aiii horror ihst ins ssa, was
o. ire Iae mex moment f.Ie ieb>--
esrsf1dzss 10 my pgekei began expied
lux from ib. h-ai aud then suelled
my b.r,i- b.r3slHg
Wei. SOS sere nJi efenated.' sa.I
oae ~ lns listeners What happened
next
] had ja- made Hy ~ Iniad hal ]
-tas eoa4z 10 be roasted al,sa /. iieu fite
lsii % fl, coal burned III and AIS
farowu into 3 Itch full OF water -
lie road. Presently when I had feeov
egetl ny slnsas / gst up brushed tA-
mud FROM NY eioil.. aud resumed my
Journey. without stopping 10 see whAt
haI ieeoni,. .. The b1rsts, NY sun aud
the Old farmer. Tl,. iexr morning
took inc 6r-f frasa Tor Sew York. AID
thus enden one Of te BIOS. .xcltin.
shooting trips I have eyer had.7
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23

Having an appointment TO preach at
an insane asylum for the first time. the
editor or Tho Christian Register asked
the medical director for some points
lie said the most important thing WAS
TO avoid any attempt on the part OF
the preacher TO accommodate himself
TO his audience as II they were diner
ent from other people. lie said;
IF You attempt 10 adapt Yourself to
tneIr condition. they VIII instantly dis
cover It, and they will hate yon."
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23

"DId I understand you TO say some
min about tcachin the young Idea no"
TO shoot :" asked Clay county tkyJ
citizen.
"yeg" answered the man who II ia
terested In the work Of education
'WelI. 50 fur as this part or the conh'
try IL concerned you're workln on the
xgrong line. What you want to do Is 70
.yatch the boys at recess and lam the
snst one that brings a gun to school
with him ."-Wasbington star
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-11-23
The GREEDY CATFISH.


His EaflnE pafttt - a1haEf
So Ills Hold On Life.
The enffs..l belongs 10 an ancient
fype not yes fully made into nsh. and
heaes fhose ssh0se paired nns arr all
DrOl,efiy Fastened - tie head, a his
afe not. hold him u well merife.i
.eorB. IL hss 10 se3l.=z and I'D bright
eoIsfs. H. fEna ar small sBd - bead
ard mouth are large Ar5~ad his
l4suih are eight long -=melirrs.a
feshy f,seler-. that he pushes oni as
b. crawis along tie bottom Ia search
u anything HAT be may ca. A. IL
nay cal anything be- always hnds u
His appetite i a. Impartial as thai u
q goat Anything. from q dead lam
prey Or bunch II sBnfish egg to 3
piece of tomato ean. Il grateful 70
llm.
In each Of the fms. which represent
hls arms. i a long sharp bone. with
Shiny surface and q Eerrssed edge.
These are fastened ny ball and sock
It Joint and whenever the fish IL
alarmed the bane j. v nirled over and
sci In place. then il sticks out stifiy
ga eaeh Side There y another such
bone In the IN Oh Tie back. and when
al of fhes.. are set there j. no lisa
rAaf can swallow Kim.
When he takes the hook which he
surely wlm d II there IS any hook to
b. taken. le viii swallow u greedily.
As be- Is drawn ont Of the water he
sels his three spiBes and laughs 10
himself as The 10y pricks his hngers
trying to get the hook from his ston1-
sch. This the boy j. sure 10 DO. and
because tile boy u the Mississippi
valley Is alsays fishing for catfish il
Tie reason shy his fingers are always
sore. The catfish j. careless Of the
Dresenl and snre u the future After
be- - strung on a birch branch aud
dried 10 The sun and sprinkied with
dust and has bad bis stomach dug oui
- recover llIs hook. II h. fails into the
brook IT, VII ssim away. lie holds
- malice and y ready 10 bite again
a. the nr@t thing in sight.-Popular
seienee Monthly.