The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-17
WHAT NOT TO BUY FOR HIM
BACHELOR's GR0WJ OYER CHRIST
Vas PRESRN RI FOR WOMEN.


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I've been thinking, said the old bacheios.
"that might be A benefactor to mankind"
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nus hoS'ess iookeu AZ nun uouu',unY.
ITS tie Christmas season that suHgested 70
me- he continued thong
The woman remembered scrooa.. and odmi,ted
that there was hops for every one
You've been reading Christmas Carol" shs
"n.u'u,
Heavens! no; and i IN not going to distfibuts
I'm thinning of u1,iny , ncu n.y .,o,v, called
a NJ uihAhs !" NHuhs NEWSPAPER s'o's' se"eN
en,s and publishing /, for the salvation Of my
afflicted brethren and the reform Of woman"
editor would kill IT," said the woman heartlessly.
III isn,t mics ., vou n sn,,h h"ddins nbil.n-
unluckily | haven't a mother or sister; and.
thank Providence, I've reached the age where I'm
not threatened with Christmas packages scented
with, with violet, and tied up with baby ribbon bu;
", o., U as, III, - ~. 49, -
u,ey no other proof Of the total abs ence Of Judge
mrni in ,he feminine m,kc nm o. rnp ,incnV ,hs
presents she gives 10 men al Christmas time Some
few married women have been educated t9 point
oi tn,"nai Somm. a. sense. Why don't uhry starr
aclnD ana instruct the younger generation 1hey 70
started Club Tor every thlng else.
Now there's tha, gfaceless nephew, Of nnS
pillows on which he would never dare put his head
Mouldn wear on INC scaiold, a book Of poetry
ha' no wouiuh ieau 70 saw ms immortal sous
iocatry, and a cigarette case Designed by maniac
WHO WHO nau never sen 'qoacco' Inc,r were oln~
'AqE n H fs for man S%S fs AWAY. ,hs,
TIDY aSEr sSp eihsiNr; mutmurea lhe women i.eDiyi
That i,,,a, doesn sut any nSghTe, Hall The TING
dWomah slrhGh Nite as uuCh on man prcscnt
asN wonll take 70 BUY something he would really
Ike aLl use just ms AFTERNOON. 1 was IN q
q pipe Tor some unfortunate man. u wasns
iqT hef Ofoihef. because money seemed TO be NO
10 &c, de best hing going TGere Mere soinS
me PIPES ,here- pam iiendly bnarwoooe aud
! mccischduns, win gold curves and grain.
pipes man could Learn, 70 love, but, bless youf
tated long while and then picked out pipe with
heavy gold chasing all over the bowl and around
The STEM; ! almost ieli mat ! must interiors
feelings. but didn't She was very ,particuar
about having The pipe put III case lined with
tGtSGoS against anus he blue Joy lot Of direrenoe
! that will make 70 the fellow, After she got hcr
package. she wabbled around on one foot, doubt
/ fully, and then she said 10 The shlcsInan -
! -, You're quite sure it's correct You think hen
hkeL,, dontyou" ~
On. he II loNelt, he said. and he winked al mo-
. They haven any hearts, those salesmenI
The bachelor smoked Tor Few moments ana
looked depressed
| lisa funny thing, lie began again with sigh,
! that women cant understand that man who 10
any soI, Of n man likes plain, substantial mas.
/ cuhne looking things was looking at a card
case the other day, one OF those plain curved
gunmehl OF silver ones. for The walstCoat pocket
you know NIong came CIR! ana wanted
man cara cdse Inc salesman showed her thc
one had selected. She didn'thkcit She wanted
nice one They didn have any that exactly
suited her hH' she iinaly bought one, studded
/ oil over with luTquolses Poor boy lhd YOU
ever give your husbandla cigar case Ot course
, you dld ana pei dollar You got big one Win
! an elaborate SILVER monogram ana corners.
never met a woman who knew enough 10 buy u
man soii' flexible ledihcr cigar case that
! wOuldn ! make Lm look deiormed when he car.
rcd his pocket Women don know blessed
thing about smoking even When they too, SMOKE.
They prove II the moment they begin buying
smoking pataphsfnnlia Tor man It's enough
70 MAKE any GOO ieo" near acne 70 see lhe M
anu beautiful tDDac'o pouches ma' women arc
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