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Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-07
DILLON N VS..
Dillon. July 6.

Dillon, July 6.
Married-1n Dillon. at the residence of
Mr.. and Mrs. F. e. Foote. at 4:30 p. M,
July 5. MIR. Arthur Butts of Lake View,
Centennial valley, and Miss Hattie Bell,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. Bell of Red
Rock. Rev. E. G. Cattermole spoke the
beautiful words that united the couple.
The groom is a nephew of Mrs. Foote,
and is an energetic and prosperous cattle
man of Centennial valley. and is known
throughout the vicinity. The bride is a
very amiable young lady. After the
ceremony the happy couple took their de-
parture for their home in Centennial val
ley, with the good wishes Of their many
friends.
tJohneKelly was found dead near Bon
Accord on July 8. Coroner I. Cashmere
was summoned and an inquest over the
dead body was held. The jurors found
by the evidence produced that he shot
himself, accidentally and that his death
was caused by carelessness while loading
the Weapon to go hunting. Kelly and his
brother We're wood choppers and We're
getting out Woo for the Coast
The deceased was about SO years of age
and was a native of Wisconsin. The re-
mains We're brought to Dillon on July 4
for burial.
Last Wednesday evening the school
board held a meeting and the following
teachers We're elected for the coming
school year: Hyran Tyree of La Grande,
Ore. principal: Miss Josephine w. Holt
of Tennessee. assistant principal: gram
mar. Miss Cora Mccormick. Dillon:
fourth grade. Mrs. Ella H. Curtis. Mis-
souri,: third grade. Miss Jennie f. Hall.
Iowa: second grade. Miss Jette Pierce.
Battle Greek, Mich. The fifth grade and
primary teachers have not yet been Sc
lected. Professor H. 4. Hull. former
principal. withdrew his application for
reappointnent.
The ladies of st. James Episcopal
church rave an ice cream and strawberry
festival Wednesday evening on the lawn
at Miss Thorpe's home. A large num-
Der OF people greatly enjoyed themselves.
Mr.. c. d. Brown. who for the past
year has been typesetter at the Examiner
office, took his departure last evening for
Milton. Wash. where he will reside in
the future.
The musical recital given at the Normal
hall Wednesday evening, under the di-
rection of Professor Passmore was large
ly attended. The music was enjoyed very
much.
Miss Elizabeth Redway. a teacher in
the st. Margaret's academy. Boise. Ida.
/ was visiting in this city a few days. the
guest of Professor and Mrs. Passmore.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Selway and Miss
Liza SelWay returned from Butte on
Wednesday, after visiting a few days and
celebrating the Fourth.
Mrs. N. NJ. White returned from Idaho
wednesday and expects to leave for Cal
ifornia tonight for a prolonged visit.
Mrs. f. Timer, accompanied by Miss
Blanche Miller, went to Butte Monday
for a few days visit.
Miss. Carolyne White expects to leave
soon for Oakland, Cal, where she will
attend school,.
T. D., YOst Of Anaconda was in the
city Tuesday buying up cattle.
Rev. G. K. Bidwell Of Rochester is Wis
iting with Rev. Henry Cope.
Hon. B. r. White has gone to Portland
Ore, on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Phil Thorpe are in Butte
viewing the city.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-07

Standard Pullman. First-Class and
Tourist Sleeping Cars to Portland, 81.
Paul. Omaha. ST. Joseph and St. LOUIS
without change.
". II. MERRIMAN, A. G. A., Butte.
Mont
CHAS. S. FEE, G. p. & T. A.. st. Paul.,
Minn
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-07
HOW VAST THIS WORLD.

This world, though great it be.
Compared. my tiny dove, with thee!
Could but call thee mine,
Thee for the world I'd no resign.
Day art thou, and I the night,
Fraught with darkness infinite;
But could our hearts melt into one.
Ger me would rise a glorious dawn.
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All! turn from me those eyes that burn
Into the heart which thou dost spurn;
Still if by thee I'm doomed to grieve!
Consume the soul thou dost bereave!
Alexander Petof.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-07

The ladies of st. James Episcopal
church gave an ice cream and strawberry
festival Wednesday evening on the lawn
at Miss Thorpe's home. A large num-
Der of people greatly enjoyed themselves.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-07

WEST.
No. 1910 Portland and
all coast POINTS daily.
No. Cooper City Linn
tied. to and from Ham
iltcn, via Anaconda
leaves from and arrives
at g., A. l. p. depot
daily except Sunday:
No. 14-From Portland
and all coast points
daily, ,,,, So. 80.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-07

Mr.. and Mrs. Phil Thorpe are in Butte
viewing the city.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Selway and Mis-
Liza Selway returned from Butte o
Wednesday, after visiting a few days an
celebrating the Fourth.
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EAST
2AnacOnd to st.

No. l2-Anaconda to st.
Paul 49,.
No. list. Paul 10 Ana
couda, dai y............
No. 34-Mixed, to White
hal, daily, except Snn-
day; 10 Twin Bridges
Thursday and
Saturday ; to Pony and
N iris, Monday and
Friday. ......
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Trains arrive at Butte from he cas-
and ives; as follows:
Nh. = 1.55 n m. NO. o. 12:45 p I
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Hon. B.. r. White has gone to Portland
Ore, on business.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-03
THE YELLOW JACK
Thirty Cases, Believed to Be Gen.
uine, at the Soldiers Home,
Near Hampton.
THREE DEATHS WERE REPORTED.
Newport News and Hampton Have De-
cided to Establish Quarantine
Against the Home.
There Are Four Thousand Old Veterans in
the Institution and several Large
Excursion Pa rites Went There
During Last Week.

NEWPORT NEWS. Va, July 31.-There
are so cases of what is believed to be
genuine yellow fever at the Ma
tional soldiers home near Hampton,
and three deaths from the disease were
reported Sunday. There were several
other deaths at the institution Satur-
day, but it could not be stated Sunday
night that all of them were caused by
yellow fever. Newport News and
Hampton quarantined against the SOL
diers' home Monday morning.
The government authorities at Old
Point have already adopted this step
and no strangers are allowed to enter
the reservation. Quarantine officer
Hobson. of this port. went to soldiers
home Sunday night and verified the
statement that there ar, now SO eases
of the disease at the nome, and that
there were three deaths from the mall
ady Sunday.
While no one outside of the soldiers
home knew about the existence of yell
low fever until Sunday. it is said the
ago The most rigid quarantine regu-
lations will be enforced to prevent the
spread of the maiadv. The news has
created great excitement in Newport
News, Oh Point and Hampton and the
most vigorous mea. ures will be resort
ed to to prevent its spread. There are
1000 old veterans at the home and sew
eral large excursion parties " ere there
last week.
WASHINGTON. July 31.--Surgeon Gen
service, was inform ID Sa,u rday night
of an outbreak of what it was feared
was yellow fever at the National SOL
diers' nome at Hampton, and immedi-
ately dispatched surgeons in the service
from Wilmington, n. c., Norfolk and
Washington to investigate the sickness
there, report on it's character to the
authorities here and to take measures
to prevent the spread of the disease.
DR.. Wyman, himself, will go to
of the work of preventing a spread of
the disease if it develops into genuine
yellow fever. Two of the surgeons
dispatched to the home reported Sun
day that the symptom very much
resembled those of yellow fever
and that while they could not
be positive in their diagnosis as yet
they were inclined to the belief that
the illness was the dreaded yellow
jack. The government will adopt
strict precautionary measures to pre-
vent spread of the disease and will
fight its progress with all the skill and
resources at its command.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-03
WITH MILITARY HONORS.
Isaac Raskailan, Electrician on Board ths
United States Cruiser Olympia,
Buried at Trieste.

TRIESTE, July 30.-Isaac Raskallan,
electrician on board the United States
cruiser Olympia, was buried with mill
itary honors Friday. The cortege was
led by the Olympia's band, followed
by squadron of marines. The
hearse was followed by go Amer
lean sailors and detachment
of Austrian marines. Adm. Dewey
sent beautiful wreath. The Austrian
authorities offered military band for
the occasion which was courteously
declined. The Olympia will leaye on
Tuesday, August 1. for Naples. On
the way to New York the cruiser will
probably stop at Leghorn, Gibraltar
and Medeira.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-03
THE PRESIDENTS OUTING.
He Spent a Quiet Sunday and Re NAMED
at the Hotel-Weather Cool and Over
coats and Wraps in Demand.

HOTEL CHAMPLAIN, Clinton County,
N. Y, July 3l.-President Mckinley
did not attend church Sunday as he
had intended to do, but instead re-
mained at the hotel with Mrs. McKin-
ley. Sunday morning he went for a
mander Buckingham, of the navy, and
after luncheon he went out for a short
walk with DR.. RiXey. Mrs. Mckinley
continues to improve steadily. Sun
day night the weather turned cold,
the steam was turned on in every room
in the hotel and overcoats and wraps
were in demand.
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BOY Fatally burned.

COLUMBUS, O., July 3l.--As a result
of the Investigations of the police into
a mysterious barn fire early Sun
day morning, Harden Blaney, steel
worker, is under arrest on sus-
picion and will be tried on the charge
of incendiarism. He was heard
to threaten to ''get even" with the
owner of the barn burned. The build
ing was valued at 5000 and belonged to
Mendel Trope. Two horses and har-
ness, valued at $500, were destroyed
James Garrison, l7-year-old boy,
sleeping in the barn, was burned SO he
will die.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-03
Sad Ending of a Small Pleasure
Party Oh the River Near
Evansville, Ind.
THREE OF CROWD MET WATEEY GRAVES
One of Them Was a Society Belle OF
Henderson. KY. and Would Have
Been Married Soon.
Three of Their Companions Narrowly Es-
capped Death-Accident Was Witnessed
by Fifty or More Persons, But None
offered to Go to the Rescue.

EVANSVILLE, Ind. July 30.-August
Mattingly. II, Pearl Cheaney. IA. and
Marion Onana. were drowned in the
Ohio river in front of the city Friday
night and three of their companions
narrowly escaped. About 5 o'clock
Friday afternoon Mattingly, in COM
pany with John Cheaney, VIM.
Cheaney. Pearl Cheaney, of this city,
and Misses Teresa and Marion Onana,
of Henderson, KY. started oHt for a
hay ride and reaching the river at 1880
O'Clock. decided to take a skiff ride.
They were out abou. an hour when
their boat was caught in the current
and capsized in front of the mail line
wharfboat. Fifty or more people were
on the wharfboat. but none offered to
go TO the rescue. Mattingly, Pearl
Cheaney and Marion Onana were rapid
ly swept down the current and nothing
more was seen of them.
Their cries could be heard for blocks
away. VIM. Cheaney seized Teresa
Onana and reached the shore with her
after a hard fight in the rapids. He
says his life was saved by the head
light of the steamer Jewel in port
which enabled him to see which way
to swim. Teresa Omaha sank
in the water two times and when
brought to shore by Cheaney,
was unconscious. John Cheaney
was swept under the hull of the steam
er Jewel, but being a good diver and
knowing the channel, was saved.
Searching parties were along the river
bank Friday night with torches trying
to find the bodies of the lost. Late
Friday night they had not been sue
cessful in their search. Expert divers
will be employed Saturday morning.
Miss Marion Onana was one of the
leading society bellies of Henderson,
KY, and would have been married in a
month.
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Discovered by q Woman.

Another great discovery has been
made, and that too. by lady in this
country. "Disease fastened its clutches
upon her and for seven years she with
stood its severest tests, but her vital or.
gans were undermined and death
imminent. For three months she cough
cd necessarily, and could not sleep. She
finally discovered's way to recovery, by
purchasing Of us bottle OF DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, and
was 30 much relieved ON taking first
dose that she slept allEnight; and with
two bottles, has been absolutely cured. -
Thus writes ". Q. Hamnick 4 Co., Of
Shelby, N. O. Trial bottles free ct Full
lerton 4 Co.'s Drugstore. Regular size
Soc. and $l.00. Every bottle guaranteed.
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Car Blown Up BY Dynamite.

CLEVELAND, O., July S0.-A car re-
turning from Euclid Beach park was
blown up by dynamite about II o'clock
Friday night while returning to the
city. The explosion took place short
distance north Of the Lake Shore rail-
road, about two miles east of the city
limits. The front truck was demolish-
ed and the floor of the car shattered.
There were no passengers on the car
and the motorman and conductor es-
capped without injury,
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The Sure La Grippe Cure.

There is no use suffering from this
dreadful malady If you will only get the
right remedy. You are having pain all
through your body, your liver is out of
,rder. have no appetite, no life or smbi-
ton, have bad cold, in fact are COM
pletely used up. Electric Bitters 10 the
only remedy that will give you prompt
and sure relief. They act directly on
your liver, stomach and kidneys, tone
up the whole system ond make you feel
like new being. They are guaranteed
to cure or price refunded. For sale al
Fullerton & Co.'s drug store.
Only so cents per bottle.
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FRANKLIN, O., July 31.-Dr. 7. De
Witt Tallmage, it is announced, is
no longer able to stand the great
strain of his work. At the last mo-
ment he has cancelled all of his
Chautauqua dates for the summer
on the advice of his physician.
DR.. Talmage was to have opened his
season at the Miami Valley Chautau-
qua at this place Sunday. Rev. Madi-
son Peters, the pastor of the Peoples
church at New York city, has been Sc
cured to fill the vacancy.
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OHIO HAPPENINGS.
THE BANK GAVE WAY.
From a storm, Drowned In tho Cuya-
hoea River At Cuyahoga Falls.

CuYAHoGA FALLs o., July 3l.-Three
boys. Irving and Russell Jones, and
Arthur Hawn, who were bathing in
the Cuyahoga river Sunday, took ref.
uge in sandbank from sudden
storm. The bank gave way, burying
all three boys, Irving Jones complete
ly. The other two were buried to the
neck and unable to move. Their suf.
ferings were terrible until repeated
shouts brought assistance. The boy
who was buried was killed and the
others are a mass of bruises.
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CLEAR LAKE, S. D., July SO.-A hail
and wind storm struck this vicinity
about o'clock Friday afternoon and
did considerable damage. The storm
covered strip of territory four miles
wide and ten miles long, wiping out
wheat fields that would have yielded
25, 900 bushels.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-03

DAYTON, O., July 31.-Robert Miller,
a farmer residing near Centerville, this
county, attempted suicide by setting
fire to his bed and cutting his throat.
The sight of the blood and the crack
ling of the flames revived him to his
senses and he called to the members
of the household. He will recover
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MiasinC Boy Located.

BELIEFoNTAINE O., July 31-Jimmy
Murphy, who disappeared from this
city last summer, has written home
from Dawson City, Alaska. He says
he has been half over the world. and
found gold in the Klondike. He is only
Is years old.
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Used a Belaying Pin.

LoRAIN, o., July 31.--Charles Oneal
was arrested for attempting to kill Joe
Foster, another sailor, with Delaying
pin. A passer-by heard the cries for
help on the boat, and stopped the as.
sault. Oneal attempted to get away
from the police to finish his work
hut failed. Foster is in serious con.
ditiOn
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The sick Soldiers at San Francisco.

SAN FRANCISCO July 3e.-All the con-
valescent volunteers at the general
military hospital will be held there un-
til the regiments are mustered out 1t
is stated that among 760 patients at
the Preside there are only three cases
of typhoid fever and there is little dan
ger of its becoming epidemic.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-03
Increases Wages.

MILWAUKEE, Wis, July 27.--The Mil
waukee Street Railway Co. has posted
a notice of an increase in wages from
IS to 20 cents an hour, to go into effect
at opce
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His Prison er Escaped.

AKRON, O., July S,.-Sheriff Bokart,
of Lima, came to Akron and arrested
w. ii. Reynolds on the charge of en-
bezzlement. While the sheriff was
Purchasing a ticket his prisoner es-
capped. He has not been recaptured.
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FlNDLAY, O., July 3l.-The oil we'll
of the Citizens Gas Light and Heating
Co., of this city. on the Frederick farm,
one mile south of Carey, came in
at the rate of $50 barrels per day. 1t
opens up a new field, and there is a
big rush for leases.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-03
Ear BOXing in the Army.

Lon DON, July 3O.-The Vienna cor.
respondent of the Daily Chronicle
says: Ear boxing by non-commis-
stoned officers has become a common
form of punishment in the army and
has resulted in thousands of soldiers
being seriously injured The minister
of war has issued an order prohibiting
the practice.
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Three We're Drowned.

KEEL, July 30.-The barber masters
cutter was capsized Friday by water
spout and three of the members of the
crew were drowned.
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Declines he HOnOrS.

TOLEDO, O., July Sl.-Mr. S. C.
Schenck, president of the First ma
tional bank, who was recently ten
dered the presidency of the Ohio Cen
tennial Co.. has declined the honor.
The directors will meet Monday to Sc.
lect a man for the place.
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Hoods Pills are gentle, yet effective

With an imperious gesture she arrests
the attention of the waiter.
Goldfish balls!' che cries in loud,
raucous voice.
But nobody is deceived. Everybody
is at once aware that she is a stranger
here in Boston.
For this is not genuine culture, but
vulgar peasantryl
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-03

NEWARK, O., July 3l.-Twenty-five
years ago Joseph Kindel, then a boat
man on the Ohio canal, gave his 5-year-
old boy Howard to Edward Courtright,
of this city. Now Mr.. kindel is max
ing an effort to locate his son, who is
believed to live near the city of Col um.
bus.
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A Bather Drowned.

TIFFIN, o., July 31.-Paul, the l5-
year-old son of Joseph Lehman, of At
tica. was drowned while bathing in
stream. The boy was in swimming
with companion, and was seized
with cramps and sank before aid reach.
HI,
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WAsHINeToN, July 80.--The havy de-
partment has ordered battalion OF
marines sss in all. to proceed to Ma
nila and take station at the Cavits
navy yard, to re-enforce the small con-
ltingent now there.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-03

Young Peoples Christian Union Of the
United Presbyterian Church, Pitts.
burg, Pa, August I'd to
9TH, 1899.
Tickets on sale, via, B. & o. S.-W.,
August Ist to 9Th inclusive, at one fare
for the round trip, good returning until
August 18th.
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Joues-I hear that over half of tte
members Of the New women's Club
havs resisned in the pest two days. I
wonder what's the master ?
smith-Why, they held their 6rst
"moker" two nights ago.
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Thre. Workmen Killed.

MONACO. July 31.-By the collapsing
of wall of new building at Cenda-
mine three workmen were killed and
II seriously injured.
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Dealer = Here is a hammock big
enough for two.
The Lady = Have you none small
enough for two?
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"He That Any Good Would Win,

Should be provided with good health,
and everyone who would have good
health should remember that pure, rich
blood is the first requisite. Hoods sar
saparilla, by giving good blood and good
health, has helped many man to suc
cess, besides giving strength and courage
to thousands of women who, before tax
ing it. could not see any good to win,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-03

Publisher Ito Mrs. Newrich, who has
compiled volume ofpoems) )-Of course
you will want your book bound in Mo
rocco.
Mrs. Newrich-Well. if it's the proper
thing to have it bound in Morocco, go
ahead and send it there. But l don't
see why they can't bind it just as we'll
in this country.
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Mormon Mis.ion.ris. in tn. South.

Mormon Mfssfonarfes In the Bouth.
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn, July 27.-Six
Mormon missionaries were sent from
Chattanooga to points in the south
Wednesday. They came from Utah.
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Good rooms to rent on East North
street. Apply TO John Wolfe.
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Secretary Hay Takes . vaca tion.

WASHINGTON, July SL.-Secretary Hay
left Washington Monday for vaca-
ton in New England.
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81 am getting worried about Willie,''
said Mrs. Tompkins to her husband. "It
has been three weeks since school closed
and he is still complaining about that
pain in his back"
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81 think" said the manager OF the
burlesque company, "that we can make
this show 60 this summer if we keep
far enough away from the seashore re-
SORTS"
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Hotelkeeper-My rates for rooms are
So up.
Actor-How much for the "profesh ?"
! am Hamfatter Hamlet, the tragedian.
Hotelkeeper-Oh, in your case it will
have to be So down.
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She-I think it was your friend Gras.
pitt who gave currency to the rumor.
He-You evidently don't know Gras.
pitt. He never gave currency to any
thing in his life. Why it would break
his heart even to give up nickle.
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Nephew (ssntimentally)-If q man
loves certain woman
Uncle (ssntentiously) - There 10 NO
certain woman; ell women are uncer'
tain.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1899-08-03

Poet--All poets are necessarily dream.
ers.
yictin-And most poems are night
mres.