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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-05-28
ARE HUMAN CENTAURs.
Rlngling Bros.' Conclave Of World.
Famous Bareback NIders.

Ringing Bros the famous proprietors -
the World Creates; Shows. have this sea.
son engaged not only all the leading male
and female riders Of the United States. but
they have also secured every notable
equestrian that the ctrcusss % Europe
have brought into prominence during the
past two or three years Michael and John
Rooney who head the list OF champion
male riders. are the greatest bareback
eQue9trtazs In the world. Associated with
then, are Edward Saipp. Cecil Iowan1e.
William Devan. pAa Leon ana Albert
Crarx5Au
Among the numerous lady ridars Elena
RyAand claims particular attention eor her
graceful and sprightiy performances This
assssng ~1leSsrs~-re Ia ably seconded by
JalsA Ilowande Olga Reed. Lxxe Rooney
Nellie Yields the beautiful Suisana. ard
uenriy aasen other lady rfdsrA Ringing
Bros offer tire nooe complete coaccsarse OF
sixh-csAse acfoaAtic. aerial. Gymnic and
oshar Arsesc specialists ever presented BY
any circus In. AnsexscA- Csrcus Gay comes
60 Seattle Friday. june ~ The two per
sornarc>~ 10 te given sere VIII De pre-
eeSsed sy a magnificent free street parade.
The performance - introduced ey seau-
tifnt patriotic spectacle. The Last Days
o. the CAuxury. ntt1nxsy COMMUNICATING
tie resent shortcuts usUmpAs Of Uncle sam
ard AmsrscA's citizen ses5sery over az
Alien fee. TIE performance thai follows
10 presented IN three Rags. uron iva
ssaxes In -rtdair and OH = huge asgpo-
@regne racing course
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Is no indication that any OF the Marysville
city councifmen ara In the plot. The vari-
Gus BARRIERS In the deal will Do given en-
pIoyment Ia these two shops at q certain
percentage OF the receipts
THE war OF determination which was be-
gun on the seals this week has pro-
voked some strong protests from the In
terror. II liz pointed out that probably
the seal In the cause OF the disappearance
OF the fsh from these waters. The salmon
packers along the rivers. and the market
fisherman. with his scores Of sail boats
and two or three good Rixed steamers
making daily trips to the best fishing
grounds. furnish sufficient explanation OF
tho oiseppearance of the nsh. which were
once 70 plentiful In this vicinity, At least
one leading paper In The interior fakes this
view and raises its voice axains. the pro-
po~ei determination Of one Of the LEADING
attractions along tho California coast.
q n officer OF the bastlsship rowa IN an.
thority for the statement that the biz
ngater viii sail for the Sound abou, Juna
~. Tho rernfrs which have been under
way Tor several weeks are nov nearing
compaesion. In al probabiiity they vim be
nnasAed early nsat week. The warsh,u
wil lien UNLOAD her ammnnitton and 70
- boft Orchasd The belge ke~is vh,ch
VII - put On the hAftieship wese sant "a
the ba9 oork eoune weeks a9o. q were aiso
the navy yard mechanics VINO viii do tbs
work.
TIE Chinese exclusion Law has prscss.
eaAy settled ths once vsxsd Chsnese
question MnacA ag1tAxsd California for :
scnso cf ysas1 but IN tt place has come
apsseism which promises 10 rive ~ w,,rh
and prohahty moro trouble. nee.ns.
the Jap 10 far from being A
eesy 70 handle - the (,htneee
I0as question has eesns up here In . form
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S4.25
s LIS
A GLANCE AT EVENTS
-IN
....SAN FRANCISCO.

~ AN FRANCISCO. May s7.-The
Bapsists began an esght-day seq
L sion in this city Wednesday. The
various societies OF the church are
celebrating their anniversaries and fully
400 delegates are I'm attendance. The adj
vance guard arrived Monday. but IL was
Tuesday afternoon before the main body
was on the ground. One of the features OF
the arrivals was a special train all tho
way from Boston, bringing about DO visit
oyx part OF whom. however. came from
Illinois and other middle Western states.
Seattle. Tacoma and spokane are wen rep
resented among she visitors. The last OF
the annfv ersA-y celebrations viii terminate
On June /
CALIFORNIA has produced something
unique Ia the ifne Of trusts Ths
Marys~iiie BARRIERS propose 90 form q COM
fanA4son BY which sas5 Win absolutely con
troll the trade At the city. ana not only
prevent any reduction IN prices. but raise
the rates rs much ~ '-ths traffic VII
hesr~ TIE scheme vas kaicAsd by the
propr4etors nt one or two Of tire iea1lngs
shoys bot most q the other h.G meu at
srxcts1 by tire holiness OF the plan. and
also ~ the prospect o< Increased wealth.
readily Joined In II 10 peopoaed BY these
the harner trade. IL 10 proposed 10 conano
she senscrfai Industry 81 tire town 70 two
ksS xss1rs. forcing the others TO close BY
means ~ a strh Hesn~e. How this license
- 70 - Imposed - 20. made clear. as there
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which makes its settlement tmpeSausN
The Japanese are now admitted 70 puhes
schools on equal terms with tho wniW
children. and I'm some cases at least wnaW
children are crowded out. while the IL
brown chaps ara occupying places q
has caused a protest TO be made 70
school board. and az a resul; orders ~
he Issued soon providing separate scheee
for Jar~. IN IL now done for the Chinae
Tho Jap has almost crowded out the CIR
csc as a house servant. largely because =
viii work for less money.
COfOTE6 which are usually most CO.
ardiy. almost caused the death
John Soarez. a ranchhAnd working wins
Dozen miIes OF the city. q few days -
Soarex' dog was attacked by two bun6y
coyotes and was getting badly handiea
when his master took hand One eeycm
turned on Soerez and fastened It's ten
IN his leg. The animal hung on In spite
the mans struggles and buried III tel
deeper IN hin leg. The dog, left with ~
one enemy. soon put tt 70 hight. and tn
cana TO its masters aid. The ssconA CO.
ose released IN hold on Soarsg leg -
went sca1npertnE over the hill 0oafe9
badly hurt. but will probably be out u 2
few days.
THE utterances Of Coliis p. HunsfnGfpa
on the subject Of higher education =
railroad banquet recently held In o.
city have provoked much comment. bosn
here and In the East. Huntington said =
eject that boy should not 20 70 scho0
Aftsr hs was Is. but should be put tntS =
onics or ~ . trslie Nine out Of ever -
men interviewed Taxa Issue with the saak
road mAxnAte, and declare that boW
sSoul1 b given ell the education peeeaese
even II there are some who 80 thfooW
school without taking advantage Sf tb9
opportunities. The matter has prosenO
some interesting Comment
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young men now practicing before the
Cook county bar. and who give promise
OF ornamsnt!ng the profession. got their
first lessons In legal lore while trying to
keep body and soul together through sell.
Ing lots for Gross and incidentally attend
Ing his real estate college. at which. II
may be remarked. tuition il free.
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LADIES' BLACK GLORIA UMBRELLAS, steel rods,
natural and Dresden handles...~
LADIES' BLACK GLORIA UMBRELLAS, steel rods. =
large assortment Of fancy handles, Including
Dresden Princess, silver trimmed natural wood,
many Others, ei25, t1.75 q. ID. $3.50. e2.Ss,
LADIES' BLACK PARAsOLs, plain o r trimmed
silk rufAe, $780, n so.
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LADIES' AND CHlLDREN's LEGHORN
HATS, 25c, 30c. 7Bc, @I.OO, HAnA
o1.86 and U0&DV
LADIES' SAILOR HATS, I'm plain and
rough straw, use, 50c, = 0e
800 and ............." UDSO
LADIES' SAILOR HATS, In Ane split
straw, black and white, IN NJ
$50, @1.75 and ........ VSoSO
NEW FANCY COLORED AND BLACK
DRESS SHAPES. from 6Oc IN m
to ...... .....s.. O0VV
NEW FANCY DRESS SHAPES, In
white. - IN
FANCY SHORT BACK SAILORS. new
shapes, In white rough = 0e
straw UoSO
CMILDRES's LEGHORN HATS. trim-
med In chiffon and flowers. RIB
hons and lace, e1.25, m ne
$50, Sl.s5, $500 and. VGsSO
LADIES' TRIMMED HATS, I'm new
and stylish shapes and trimming
materiaIs, from $3.50 a. m
to .......a UOUVV
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NJ II wrsTcoT~r. et ralrasYen-
-ANl. Mas IN the city this wsek He
Was az abe Albert hotel.
<. ". Ssasgh, Of Everett. teinea the
Northwestern eoteug here tAss w~sk HE
is at ths Metropolitan.
J. Cameron. ~ Portland - IN the esfv
lac - At the Magrsy Hiti.
]. 4. Mitchell. ST Portland. was Nrnassx
,ha arrivals this week. sas il at the Mar.
borough.
Mss Mack. Of Portland IL aznanx those
registered az the MgFrAy lta
W II, farrsh, 81 ssAss&s. Z. In New
yeEA fer a shsrs wish. lie IA at the nruAa
wsy tentFal
sensfag Waslssn Tsssrismas. - fsvstss.
t,ssiaFisfssA, - spending . few tara here.
He Is at OTTAWA scr Tire session Of sAs
pcfssinsea s9use. sns esase a1~n So =
business tFsr. Tfse sa-&sc~ care sa NTw
feFk IS a sssy s-asa on{avss to learn sae
newspaper business. and nsany cs shs raaa
ssror s&sssss IL Assegse@a .ssagaatssra were
TIA gft=ssSs 8ssss comparisons 81 tfs sasasn
lie returned 80 sssssrfe aas fcs1sstxss a
rar~r. aEa later wwas 90 tastavta ws<~.
Ter TstesG wars BE sas sesss q rssxassssurst
rsuse 81 Tghste Efs.
y h. iAeniss ~ ssossls-5 ts aaseax rae
resent arrivals a. tn@ Marlborough
Il u. 1sxssss. 81 ssSsssars.. &sTsye. Ae=s
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Nv YuaK, No. 2.-Akter I'll i'm
Ja(1t1As and Bob FItSstmusons are
70 nwhs In New York and ~ this
~~-- $3.50 A<At~<so rsts4}. a
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= ~ number - years past Saraues
Ensrst Gross wac recently acquired
S~ase fame through having charged
Rcstarass sa@ French author OF ''Cyrzno de
bersssas. wtth having stoien the p.es
ard NEST ~ TIE ssle4eenfs from The N~r.
chant frsnee Q. Csrnvslle~ has atntz.n.s
. ssen>i Tor TIE training Of real estate
s25sssssn- The scAeal uecu14es nearly a
~aese e@Gf 81 tAe Masonic temple and is
well sstgsGsss waite s~arairx how %
TAX q Ies er Subdivision into a man
tire ssueeEss snesasntsIy learns much real
estate &~. Tbs Is sxnga, hsH a. eang
Ssess-sry 20 saap HIN 30 sell larts ana
hessses sGccss@fsssx. Tee or tNrSe iAw
scsrs eminent Fz tsrsy profession are re
txtSe1 ~ ts~ras ssssrles - deaver LEG
iGrEs on fs@s esssts izw 20 ths classes
- The kScSseexs cg the v-stsr several
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UMBRELLAS AND PARASOIS.

LADIES' COLORED SILK UMBRELLAs, q
Princess handles, tassel ana ease 70 I
$3.50, $3.50, ..... ........... .....
CnILDRESs FANCY PARAsoLs, Use, use,
CHILDREN's CoLoRED Silk PARAs0Ls
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Gen George w T1eb~,ts, a-parsnaent
ccrssnla flasr ef :he u. A. n fer Waxalnx.
tea aaa Alaska. Is at the Dller That no
tel has been selected ss the hea.s.ls sari srs
sar she q. A. Il during It's Arprpa,. sing ca
cArssDessz.
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RACTIYE SPECIAL VALUES.


washable Dress SHIFTS
LADIES' LINEN COLORED m
CRASH SKIRTS, each 80. Cd GlS
LADIES' CRASH SKIRTS. trimmed
with tive rows bluo Or An =
white pl@ue, each ...... 80 CtS
LADIED CRASH SKIRTS. trimmed
With 1ve rows 81 eorA, 49, -
LADIEg CRASH SKIRTS, front em-
brelAereA with Blue and white
cottsn ssutaeAe, IN -
each ...... $3.50. ID ITO
LADIES' HEAVY GRASS LINEN
SKIRTS, with nine rows blue
and white bEaia, 80 DA
oooA uo0O
LADIES' WHITE PIoUE SKIRTS,
three ana sne-half yards = On
sweep, each ..........s uo&DO
LADIES' HEAVY WHITE PI0UD
s.eas.r. ....r.,.. ....- 1.R
LADIES' WHITE PIoUE SKIRTS,
front seams oveRlaiA anA trimmed
with wide embroidery IN IN
insertion, o2.60 ana. kDsSDO
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feet tt 10 ordinarily impossible q
o1eP Linens at the values We cealA
give, cay, . year AFRO, bat our Auyus
when In New York made &C His hura.
ness to thoroughly search the Lanen
market. ny buying . few Disses =
enc place ana . few IN aneeAeu
made almost . complete range =
goods, which ordinarily cest, q
present duty. ens.thirA mere thsa
Ne PAID. A fortunate chance Ter ~
and for you also, - We w1ll sell -
the sauAe basis - which Ne pa.
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of his brilliant life. No one can blame
him, living or dead, for his honest
doubts as far as they affected his own
individual personality. What he had
no right to do was to insist by the spell
of his eloquence that the world should
think his thoughts, share his agnostic-
ism and affirm that it, too,did not know,
that there was anything beyond the
grave, and tO doubt that the spirit Is
immortal. He took away from many
hearts the comfort they had known,
frail and faint indeed as their little
light of faith may have been. He gave
absolutely nothing in return,for the "re-
ligion" of merely living a beautiful un-
selfish life, of doing good to others, Of
wronging no man by thought, word or
deed, is not a guaranteed source of sat-
isfaction. 1t is of little value when the
lonely soul walks in the shadows Of
death or cannot lift its gaze beyond the
depths of an open Casket where lies 49,
Joy of a lifetime
1t is the irony of fate that Ingersoll
took also away from those dearest to
him, for whom he would have died to
save great sorrow, the same consola-
ton Of which he had deprived thous-
ands who had listened to his voice or
read his doubling words.
Saucy Bess.
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and the older in practice it is impos-
sibe to say. Tradition is silent on the
subject and both ante-date history.
There is reason to believe that the surf
board, being the simpler implement,
came before the canoe. However that
may be, the conditions which admit of
surf-boat riding are rarer than those
of surf canoeing, and though the two
have been known and described since
Captain Cook discovered these islands,
it is only within the last few weeks
that actual pictures of surf boat riding
by instantaneous photography, show
ing it as ii is and correcting erroneous
impressions regarding il, as the same
means corrected the traditional i'm
pressions of the horses movements in
running, have been procured.
The conditions of surf-boat riding re-
quire a long, sandy beach, gently and
evenly sloping for a long distance into
the sea, without rocks or depressiOns,
SO that the surf will roll in long,
sweeping breakers with a uniform
speed from the time they form till they
waste and spend themselves on the
shore. Surf-canoeing does not require
nearly such uniform nor perfect COndi-
tions, because in the canoe the speed
can be accelerated or diminished by
the use of paddles to keep in exactly
the right position with relation to the
rolling breaker to get its forward mo-
ton.
For years past there has been no
place near Honolulu where the condi-
tions were right for surf board riding
and it became almost lost art. Up to
a few months ago there was only one
native known in Honolulu who could
ride the surf board standing upon it,
But within the last two or three
months a sand spit has formed off the
Waikiki beach right in front of the
suburban residence of Colonel George
w. Macfarlane, which gives the perfect
conditions. Surf board riding has, in
fact, become fad, and large number
of people, both whites and natives,
have become experts in the art.
The surf board is or feet long and
from IL to 16 inches wide near the for
ward end, drawn to rounded point in
front and taperng slightly aft. In
general outline is resembles greatly a
coffin lid 1t is perfectly fiat ON the
upper side, but deeply beVeled at the
edges and front on the under side, To
ride il the rider goes out as far as he
can get in the water on the shelving
beach; then, facing the shore, holds
the board up in front Of him, point up
most, the bottom or under side resting
tion Of an advancing breaker reaches
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on his or her nervous system by taking
the sureSt of all inVigOratOrS.
Paine's celery compound is a nerve
invigorator and regulator and an ideal
blood cleanser. 1t takes away the
"wear" on the nerves and enables
them to work without tearing them
selves to pieces, and it prevents un-
healthy reaction Of tired nerves on the
entire system.
If you suffer from bad congestive
headaches, felt in the back and sides
of the head, with sharp, twitching
pains, they will quickly disappear if
Paine's celery compound is used. 1t
solves the problem Of how to build up
the nervous system, as no other RENEE
dy has ever done.
1t cures constipation, hiliOusness,
dyspepsia, headaches, sleeplessness
and every sign of impure blood. Ner-
vousness-whether in the form Of
headaches, sleepessness, indigestion,
or a host of other troubles-is a dis
ease. and as such can be driven from
the system by the use of Paine's celery
compound.
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Yours respectfully,
~ TTTTATI1II
EXCITING BATHING IN HAWAII
Riding the Surf Most Exhilarating
Pastime.

Honolulu Correspondent San Francisco
ChrDn' Gle.
To experience the true poetr of mo-
tion one must try surf riding. rhere is
something about going thirty miles an
hour on the crest of a white-foamed
breaker, ever yawning and surging to
overwhelm you and give you a battle
for your life, but ever, by the impo-
tence of it's own wrath, carrying you on
in eXhilaration and safety that makes
the blood tingle and raises the mere
pleasure of physical existence to the
plane of intellectual ecstasy. There is
all in it that there is in coasting or
tobogganing or shooting the chutes
and a great deal more besides; some
thing so subtle that it can only be
felt, not described, and yet it is so real,
so powerful, so embracing that it takes
hold of even the most unpoetical ma
ture, fascinates and enthralls it.
The native Hawaiian, in all his con-
quests in an environment which did
not offer many material aids to ad-
vancement, proved his possession Of
high intellectual qualities and capacity
for attainment in no more conclusive
manner than when he read in the roll
ing serf this natures secret of motive
power. Since the waters We're gath
cred together and called sea the surf
has been rolling in in long breakers
upon every shore the ocean laves. But
it was the Hawaiian alone Of all the
sons of earth and sea who discovered
its subtle power and the subtle power
to control and utilize it, The art of
surf riding is Indigenous to the Ha-
waiian islands. To see a frail out
rigger canoe, itself a monument to the
patience and skill which followed and
shaped it with rude tools from the
trunk of a koa tree, glide with almost
the swlftness and grace of an eagle in
flight before a white-crested breaker
without a tremor or a jar from the
angry waters behind it, is a sight
worth a long journey to see, To be in
the canoe, to experience the annihila-
ton of time and space, to be always
escaping, is sensation worth a life's
ambition to feel.
But just a little more vivid, Just a
little more eXhilarating, just a little
more intense than surf-canoe riding is
surf board riding. Which of the two
pastimes Is the earlier in conception
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prescribed by eminent practitioners for
diseases arising from a debilitated
nervous system. Prof. Phelps Dart
mouths great physician gave
to his profession in Paine's celery COM
pound a positive cure for sleeplessness,
wasting strength, dyspepsia, bilious
ness, liver complaints. neuralgia,
rheumatism, all nervous diseases and
kidney troubles. For all such COM
olaints Paine's celery compound has
Icceeded again and again, where
everything else has failed.
There is the same difference between
Paine's celery compound and any one
Of it's cOmpetitOrs-whethe the played
out sarsaparillas and nerve toniCs or
the hastily concocted --latest thing on
the market"-that there is between the
product of the highest professional
skill and the work of a smatterer.
And the peOpIe have found out the
difference. The old-time nerve rene
dies and blood purifiers have had their
day.
Every person who works beyond his
strength should make up for the drain
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him he gives spring upward and for
ward, bringing the board fiat upon the
water with rather more than half his
body upon it, The sprlnging move
ment gives forward motion to HIM
self and the board which he adds to by
Kicking against the rolling wall OF
water behind him until his speed is eX-
actly mat OF the breaker. From that
point ON, when the rider mas acquired
the art, the rolling motion of the surf
carries him till it lands him high and
dry on the shore There are three
points in particular to be observed in
surf-bQard riding; TO spring at the
right moment, to acquire the exact
speed and direction of the breaker.
and to keep both sides or the board
level. II one side gets little deeper
in the water than the other 1t drags.
changes the direction and the breaker
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A WoMAN'S HAND.

woman's hand! so weak to see,
So strong in guiding power to be,
So light, so delicately planned,
That you can hardly understand
The strength in it's fair symmetry.
g
A hand to set a nature free,
Or curb a strong mans tyranny
BY simple gesture of command
A woman's hand.
o man, upon life's troubled sea,
When tempest-tossed by Fate's decree,
Though Fortune hold thee contraband
Hope on! for thou shalt win to land
If somewhere Is stretched out to thee
A woman's hand.
Westminster Gazette.
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guarded moment attempts it will break
Mrs. F. II. Connell, Miss Conncll. Of
Pittsburg.
Mrs. Andrew Timberlnan. of Hamil-
ton, o., has issued invitations to the
marriage of her daughter, Katharine,
to Rev. John w. Randolph. of this
city. The ceremony to take place
Wednesday afternoon, Aug. 9, at
o'clock bat the family residence at
Spring Farm" A reception will be
held at st. Peters rectory, 94S Pres
colt avenue, Friday evening, Sept. l.
Mr.. Maxwell, of Sea Girt. L. l., will
entertain a house party next week,
when among the guests will be Miss
Archibald, Miss Hunt, Miss Welles,
Miss Belin and Mr.. A. G. Hunt, of this
city.
Mr. James Blair, jr., will go to New
York next Friday to join a yachting
party for a cruise along the Atlantic
coast
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Baptist church, is at Ford oneida coun-
ty, n. Y, with his wife
Miss Nellie J. Seward, of Ridge Row,
leaves today on visit to Kingston, Ont,
and the Thousand Islands.
Mrs. Bateson. wife of DR. j. c. Bateson,
and three children, are visiting relatives
and friends in Honesdale, to be absent
several weeks,
Arthur Harrington, son of County Com
missioner II. II. Harrington. Of Montrose,
Is the guest of Mr.. aud Mrs. Alex. Mel
drum, of Richmont Park.
John ID. Purtell, of Carbondale train
dispatcher of the Eric railroad, was the
guest of his friend, Benjamin f. MaNey,
of Phelps pharmacy, on Thursday even
ing.
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BABY'S LOGIC.

Today I asked my mamma if / could
white,
Yes, | did
"Oh, no, my grille" said she, you're too
little"
So she did.
But when Tom stepped SO hard right on
my toe.
Il cried, | did.
She said, "Oh you're too big a girl to
cry out So"
That's what she did.
Why can't | cry If / am little?
Or, If I'm big, why can't l whittle?
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