The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1899-03-10
OBSERVATIONS.

bank cashiers.
Virtue is its cwn reward-and too
often its only one.
When an employe is fired he nat
urally feels put out.
II you want to pick flaw in hu-
mainly begin at home.
A hot temper is apt to warp a
mans better judgment.
Hobbies are the most unsatisfac-
tory Of all beasts to ride.
Many a woman hides a greasy
face behind chiffon veil.
Labor's worst enemy is the work
ing man who won't work.
The man who breaches revolution
is the worst kind of a crank.
The way of the transgressor IS
hard, if he gives himself away.
The life wo-k of wise man may
be destroyed by fool in cay.
Ii woman dresses with taste she
ought to look good enough to eat.
The chronometer is eyeless. but
its hands are always on the watch.
Some people spend lot Of their
time looking for traps to walk into
Ii man makes fool of himself
over woman she is usually salisi
ed.
One never knows how empty
some men really are until they get
full.
If poetry runs in the veins some
poets should be run in by the po-
lice.
II man lacks enthusiasm it takes
him twice as long to accomplish
task.
Marriage may be a failure but
there is lots of evidence to the con-
trary.
Seeing isn't believing in the cas-
of a man who never heard a phono-
graph.
The average woman has m )re
listening than speaking acquaint-
ances.
The man who loses money on
a cock fight is sure 10 remember the
main.
II a woman is fair that doesn't
prevent her from being unfair at
times.
If half the world worked less the
other half wouldn't be worked SO
otter.
If man DOESN'T use his head in
his business he is sure to put his
foot in it.
The average man lets good OPP
portunities 60 by while waiting for
a better one.
Any fool counterfeiter can make
money, but it takes a smart man TO
get rid of it.
Some men like some fences, don't
amount to much until they get
gait on them.
The average woman wastes a lot
OF time trying to transform a wrin-
kle into a dimple.
The man who acts contrary to
his wiie's advice and fails never
hears the last of it.
A man doesn't necessari y have
to wait until he is 40 to become a
fool or physician.
If we hal only innocent dreams
We mil hit wake at midnigh. to sing
as a bird often does.
Ii il wasn't for an occasional fun
eral lots of men would never see
the Inside Of church.
Speaking Of well preserved wo-
men, Lots wife was probably the
best of the assortment.
Low living and high thinking
will produce better men than high
living and low thinking.
The woman who always tells the
truth tells about nine unpleasant
ones out Of possible ten.
As rule the more man has to
say about women the more he does
not reall know about them.
A successful physician is one
who is appreciated by patients for
what they think he did for them.
Energy cannot be lost-it is hard
however to say sometimes Just
where it is spending its vacation.
Wit is Of the mind, its daylight
q I'd blue sky-humor is Of the heart,
the rainbow OF its smiles and tears.
Men being naturally slaves, when
a free man comes along he is either
worshiped as god or stoned as q
devil.
Wise is the individual who knows
a thing is going 10 he unpopular be.
fore the flat-footed public jumps all