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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-02-21

AZ the season Of the year when pneu-
fnonia, IA grippe. sotc throat. coughs.
colds. catafrh. bronchitis aud lung
troubles are to be guarded against,
nothing Us line substitute" will an
swer the purpose" or " Just ~ good
AZ one Minute Cough Cure. That "
throat or bronchial troubles. Insist
vigorously upon having Il II something
eise' IL offered YOU. +. 6. Schramm.
Mccormick building. corner Main
street. First South.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-02-21

The classified advertisements o. the
"Newr" on the sth page form a most
POPULAR medium ~ Information between
small advertisers and the .ff'at public.
The price u an advertisement y WITH
IN the reach u any and all Express
your wants through the News"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-02-21

u had rheumatism In my left shout
dor and was unable 20 use my left arm.
began taking Hoods SarHaparilla and
after the use Of four bottles ] was COM
plrteiy cured. have not had fhouma-
tisn. since that time although | have
bcch much exposed 10 cold weather"
Gertrude Parker. Toocic city, Utah.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-02-21
E|eg0DI sulphur Turkish Both

Competent phy sicisn. who will diarnose
and prescribe TOT patients nerdlng moq.
ical nld. IL you hayol cathrfh, pyfpep.
nu, llhenmntami, Nervous Troubles o.
Any kind of u bath you want. Massage
for both sexes. Swimming lessons 10,
ladlea Ly The mAtrnn.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-02-21

HooD'E Pills cure oil liver Ills
Mailed Tor &c. BY g. l. Hood Il CO..
Lowell Mass.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-02-21

LADIES suirs Jusr IN. Arz. c. n. l.

Tithing wanted In exchange for mer.
chandisc. New York Cash store.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1899-10-12
Victor Hugo On Immortality.

l feel in myself the future life. l
am like a forest once cut down the
new shoots are stronger and hveller
than ever. | am rising, l know, to-
ward the sky. The sunshine is on my
head. The earth gives me its gener-
Gus sap, but heaven lights me with the
reflection of unknown worlds. You
say the soul is nothing but the result
ant of the bodily powers. Why, then,
is my soul more luminous when my
bodily powers begin to fail? Winter
is on my head, but eternal spring is in
my heart. There l breathe at this
hour the fragrance of the lilacs, the
violets and the roses, as at twenty
years. The nearer l approach the end,
the palmer hear around me the I'M
mortal symphonies Of the worlds which
invite me. 1t is marvellous, yet SIM
pie. 1t is fairy tale and it is his
tory. For half a century l have been
writing my thoughts in prose and in
verse; history, philosophy, drama, ro-
nance, tradition, satire, ode and song
i have tried all. But l feel have
not said the thousandth part of what
is in me. When l go down to the
grave can say, like SO many others,
81 have finished my days work. But
I can not say, 81 have finished my
life" Ny days work will begin again
in the morning. The tomb is not a
blind alley it is thorOughfare. 1t
closes on the twilight, it opens with the
the dawn.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1899-10-12
What is the Secret?

If the statistics are right, the Jews
constitute but per cent Of the human
race. 1t suggests nebulous dim puff
of star dust lost in the blaze Of the
Milky Way. Properly the Jew ought
hardly to be heard Of; but he is heard
of, has always been heard of. He is
as prominent on the planet as any
other people, and his commercial I'M
portance is extravagantly out of pro-
portion to the smallness of his bulk.
His contributions to the worlds list Of
great names in literature, science, art,
music, finance, medicine and abstruse
learning are also away out of proper
ton to the weakness of his numbers.
He has made a marvellous fight in this
world, in all the ages and has done
it with his hands tied behind him.
He could be vain of himself and be
excused for it. The Egyptian, the
Babylonian and the Persian rose, filed
the planet with sound and splendor,
then faded to dream stuff and passed
away; the Greek and the Roman fol-
lowed, and made vast noise and
they are gone; other people have
sprung up and held their torch high
for a time, but it burned out and they
sit in twilight now, or have vanished.
The Jew saw them all, beat them all,
and is now what he always was, e1-
hibiting no decadence, no infrmities
of age, no weakening of his parts, no
slowing of his energies, no dulling Of
his alert and aggressive mind. All
things are mortal but the Jew all
other forces pass but he remains.
What is the secret of his Immortality
Mark Ttcain IL, Harper'S Magazine.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1899-10-12
John D. SWartz,
Merchant Tailor and Gents Furnsher,
"a WEST WASHINGTON ST..
HAGERSTOWN, MARYLAND.
Notice to Taxpayers d!

| or one of my deputies will be at the
following places in the County of Jetfer-
son, TO receive taxes due for the year
1899. at which time a discount OF y
per cent will be made on all taxes for
said year 1899, if paid in full:
Charestown, Tuesday and Wednes-
day, October and 4.
Shenandoah junction, Saturday and
Monday, October and 9.
Dailey's, Monday and Tuesday, Octo-
Der l6 and II.
Leetown, Friday and Saturday, Octo-
Der and Z.
KearneySville, Friday and Saturday,
October 13 and II.
Middleway, Wednesday and Thurs
day. October Is and 10.
Shepherdstown, Wednesday and Thurs
day, October 4 and ..
Moler's Y Roads. Monday and Tues
day. October and 3.
Dnflields, Monday and Tuesday, Octo-
Der and 10.
Summit Point, Monday and Tuesday,
October and 3.
Ripon, Wednesday and Thursday, Oc-
Kabletown, Friday and Saturday, Oc-
tober and Z.
Haltown, Wednesday and Thursday
October and 3.
Harper's Ferry, Saturday and Monday
October and 9.
Bakerton, Friday and Saturday, Oc-
tober l3 and II.
All person indebted to me, as Sheriff.
for back taxes. must settle up at once
EUGENE BAKER, Sheriff.
Sept. T. 1899.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1899-10-12
SI.00 A YEAR.
Who Was the Joke One

This is a true story of Sheriff Brook
shire, of Williamson county, Texas, and
what came ofhis efforts to play prac-
teal Joke on his wife.
Sheriff Brookshire is full Of good
nature, and the love of fun is his pre-
dominant characteristic. To get the
laugh on friend is to him the next
best thing to rounding up band of
horse thieves. He is owner Of good
sized ranch, and while working ont in
a pasture near his home some time
since came across a buzEard's nest, in
which reposed four as handsome snow
white eggs as the eye of a man ever
looked upon.
The discovery Of these eggs immedi-
ately set him to thinking of a little
game that he would play upon his
faithful spouse. Wrapping them mp
with care he bore them TO his house,
intending to tell Mrs. Brookshire that
he had been presented with some un-
commonly fine eggs from fancy breed
of chickens, and that it was the pro-
per thing to put them under one of
her setting hens Immediately. He
knew how fond she was Of having
choice specimens OF the feathered
tribe, and shook with laughter as he
pictured her disgust when these young
buzzards should be hstched out.
Revolving these merry thoughts, he
went into the kitchen to make his
presentation. 1t happened that his
wife was not there, and he placed them
on table, intending to call her at
tention to them later. Just at this
time he was called out of his domcile
on very important business, and the
matter was of consequence enough to
drive all thoughts of the Joke out ot
his head. He stayed away a couple OF
hours when he reached home. sup
per was ready. Being rather hungry
from his tramp in the pasture, the
sheriff sat down to the table and ate
with good relish the viands placed be-
fore him.
Suddenly the recollection of his find
flashed across his mind. MY dear,
said he, "when | left the house awhile
ago | put some eggs over on the table
yonder Did you get then2"
81 certainly did, and you have just
eaten them for your supper, quoth
Mrs. Brookshire. "Why, what on earth
ails you e." as the sheriff clapped both
hands about the middle of his corpo-
rosity and rushed for the open air. She
thought, maybe, that he had been sud-
denly seized with fit of some kind,
and followed TO render assistance. IL
took him several hours TO recover, but
he has utterly renounced practical
loking.- Washington Post.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1899-10-12

POOR TOM HAULYARD.
itten By VIM. 5. Kerney, February 10, 1918.

Written By VIM. S. Kerney, February 10, 1918.
Now the rage of battle ended,
And our foes for mercy call;
Death no more in smoke and thunder
Rode upon the vengeful ball.
Yet what brave and loyal heroes
Saw the sun of morning bright
All condemn'd by cruel fortune
Ne'er to see the star Of night.
From the main deck to the quarter,
Strew'd with limbs and wet with blood,
Poor Tom Haulyard, pale and wounded,
Crawl'd where his brave Captain stood.
o, my noble Captain, tell me,
Ere I'm borne a corpse away,
Have done a seaman's duty
On this great and glorious day?
Tell dying sailor truly,
For my life is fleeting fast,
Have done a seaman's duty?
Can there aught my memory blast:
All, brave Tom, the Captain answered,
Thou sailors part has done;
revere thy wounds with SORROW
Wounds by which our glory's won.
Thanks, my Captain, life is ebbing
Fast from this deep-w0unded heart;
But, 0 grant one single favor,
Ere | from the world depart;
Bid some kind and trusty sailor,
When I'm numbered with the dead,
For my dear and constant Catharine,
Cut a lock from this poor head.
Bid him to my Catharine give it,
Saying, hers alone die;
Kate will keep the mournful present,
And embalm it with sigh.
Bid him, too, this letter bear her,
Which I've penn'd with painting breath,
Kate may ponder on the writing,
When the hand is cold in death.
That will, replied the Captain,
And be ever Catharlnes friend.
All, my good and kind commander,
Now my pains and sorrows end.
Mute towards his Captain weeping,
Tom uprais'd thankful eye
Grateful then his foot embracing,
Sunk with Kate on his last sigh.
Who that saw scene so mournful
Could without tear depart?
He must own a savage nature,
Pity never warm'd his heart.
Now in his white hammock shrowded,
BY the kind and pensive crew,
As he droppd into the ocean,
All burst out-poor Tom, adieu!
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1899-10-12
Sympathy may help
a wounded heart
but it won't heal
a. wounded limb.

That fact is 50 obvious that you won
der wty any one can offer sympathy
as the chief feature Of treatment for the
delicate diseases Of women. Yet women
are invited 10 "write TO woman who
can syrnpathize with wonan," and the
theme OF their correspondence Is 10
be the delicate, difficult and dangerous
diseases which undermine wornan's
health and strength. II Is true That suen
offers are combined with an ofifr oi
"medical advice" But medical advice
can only be given by a competent phy-
sician. and no mention IS made IN such
offers OF physicians or Doctors advice.
II is not offered because II cannot be
given. The offer is not being made by
a qualified physician.
The offer Of free consultation by letter,
made TO ailing women by Doctor X: "
Pierce. has behind il a PHYSICIANS abil-
ity. DIR. Pierce is consulting physician
OF the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical In
stitute. Buffalo, N. Y. Associated with
DIR. Pierce is a staff Of nearly score OF
physicians, each man a specialist In
practice of over thirty years Dr. Pieree
and his staff have treated success'uiiy
more than half q million women, VINO
have been cured OF debilitating drains,
iuaau,uations, uicerations and female
troubles. The age, experience and ski
of DIR. Pierce give him a supreme an-
vantage in his chosen field OF diseases Oh
women. .-..,..
You can write to Dr.. Pierce without
Tea, and without fee. Every letter Is
read privately and answered connden-
tally, the answer being sent IN a plain
euyelope, without any printing upon II;
Or. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser. sent free ON receipt Of stamps to
cover expense Of mailing only. send ~
,oue-cent stamps for the edition IN paper
cover, or Al stamps for cloth bound: Al
dress DR.. r. v. Pierce, Buffalo, M X
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1899-10-12

ayes, said the old man, addressing
the young visitor, 81 am proud Of my
girls and would like to see them COM
fortably married, and as have made
a little money they shall not go to
their husbands penniless. There's
Mary, 25 years old, aud real good
girl. I shall give her FIVE thousand
dollars when she marries. Then comes
Bet, who won't bee IS again, | shall
give her ten thousand dollars; and
the man who takes Eliza, who is 40
will get fifteen thousand with her. .
The young man reflected moment OF
80, and inquired "YOu haven't one
about fifty, have you ?"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1899-10-12

"You are convicted Of bigamy,' re-
marked the Judge, impressiyely, while
the prisoner glanced over his shoulder
at three stern visaged women. Now
continued the court, 81 intend TO give
yon the severest penalty the law al
lows" Here the prisoner coverd his
face with his hands and wept. 81
shall sentence you to prison for two
years. What are you grinning at ?
Il thought" smiled the prisoner
through his tears, "you was a-going to
turn me loose.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1899-10-12

Gentleman (who has engaged aged
colored hackmau to drive him from
the station to the hOtel)-Say, uncle,
what's your namel
Driver-My name, sab, is George
Washington.
Gentleman-George Washington
that name seems familiar.
Driver-w-'l r. 1e Lavd's sake.
I should t-.-A J. ought to. Here ]
been driyin' to this station 70 bout
20 years, sab,
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1899-10-12

Mrs. Jsggs (time 2 a. m.)-What
in the world kept you 80 late2
Mr.. Jaggs-W-why (hic), m dear,
jus az was comm (hic) long, frsbt
shing know'd was held up by shix or
sheven highwaym'n on (hic) darksh
street.
Mrs. Jaggs- Well, it's good thing
they happened to be there TO hold you
up. You never could have don. it
yourself.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1899-10-12
Mckee Bros,
HAGERSTOWN, ND.
PRIVATE SALE
OF
Valuable Real Estate.

Tn. undersigned offer for sale, pri-
u,sly. the valuable Limestone Farm
known as the "Hite Farm, near Lee
town. Jefferson county, containing 32l
acres, 20 acres Of which is good Timber.
This farm is improved by good Dwell
irg,House, Barn, Granary, Corncrlb and
other necessary buildings. Nearly all
fencing is wire or plank. Is watered by
ls,'eam Of sprIngwater running through
'le farm Is located three miles from
asarnsysyille by turnpike, three miles
!0m Shenandoah Junction and four
1.es from Charlestown. Altogether
tbs is one Of the most desirable Grain
o. Stock farms in the county. Land
0'ls share Of growing crop of 100 acres
Of wheat will 20 TO purchaser. Call on
DANIEL GETZENDANNER,
% JOHN Z. kEARFOTT,
kearneysyille, w. Va.
Dec ;, l,gS-lf.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-04-13
BuGua Vista.

p. S. Terrill sold to j. B. Leavell,
one weanling calf at $40.
Bonnie Poor is very i'll at this wri-
ting with some kind of throat affec.
tion.
Go to J. e. Scott for farming tools
Of every description. He can supply
your wants.
DR.. Eley, of Danyllle, preached an
interesting sermon at Harmony church
last Sunday at IL O'Clock.
James Burnside, of near this place,
is erecting an addition to his dwelling
and is getting along nicely with the
work.
James Christopher sold to- L. II.
Hudson, of Camp Dick Robinson, his
crop of lint hemp at $3.50 per hundred
delivered,
The pastor. V. T. Willis, of Browns
Chapel. will hold the second quarterly
meeting at this church next Saturday
and Sunday, the 18th and 10th.
Miss Minnie Grow, of Wilmore, is
visiting friends in this vicinity this
week. Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. Baker, of
Versailles, will visit the family of J.
b. Robinson, Saturday and Sunday.
John L. Christopher and wife, made a
visit to relatives in Lexington, last
Sunday and Monday, and returned
home Tuesday. {. . Hollis SpOonamore
and family visited his sister, Mrs. VIM
Johnson, below Harrodsburg, last Sun
day. Hiram Barnett made short
visit to Little Hickman, last Sunday
and returned home on Monday morn
IS usual.
Fer quick remedy and one that il
perfectly safe for children let us rec
ommend One Minute Cough Cure. j
is excellent for Group, hoarseneSS, tick
ling III the throat and coughs. Stormes
Drug Store.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-04-13

VIM. Caldwell left few days ago to
attend school at Annville, Jackson
county.
Boian Bros. received their new boiler
few days ago and will soon be ready
to start their mills again.
Some of our farmers are preparing
to SOW their oats, and also to begin to
break their ground for corn.
George Carter has sold his little
farm, two miles south of here, to a
Mr.. Baker, from the mountains, and
has moved to Berea.
Mrs. E. j. Wallace is quite sick, and
her recovery is regarded as doubtful.
Drs. Perkins, of our town, and Corne-
Illus, of Berea, agree that her lungs,
liver and kidneys are diseased.
1t seems possible, and even proba-
BILE, that pike from WallacetOn to
Berea, may be commenced, if not COM
pletod, within the present year. The
enterprise is d very worthy one and is
being pushed by the leading citizens
of both towns.
Mr.. Editor, please allow me to sug-
geSt to the many readers of the REC
ORD that even editors do not always
mean all they write in their editOrSals
and that you were only INDUCING in a
thOughtlesS joke last week when, in
referring to Wife-beaterS, mo doubt
the meanest class Of men, (?l you said
''To hadeJ with all SUCH" and then
declared yourself willing to 'go with
any band to help hang such mem
thus, of course, sending them to hades
and also making of yourself murder,
or, the destination of whom is made
very positive in Rev. 22=15. No, We
are not willing to believe that OIi
worthy editor is that sort of man.
Even the most vigorous and hearty
people have at times feeling of weak
ness and lassitude. To dispel this
feeling take Herbine: it will impar1
vigor and vitality. Price. so cents.
I'm c. G. & ]. E. StCrmes.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-04-13
SwH7Nfii yaHH vFN'itii ffi''11'ii'''i''f',HN'g
z From Ali Parts of Garrard. :
II! llA AAsssV i
Buckeye.

Alex Simpson, bought oc JOSEPH
Simpson, cattle at $500.
w. B. Burton, bought Of different
parties, a lot of hogs at 81 cents per
pound.
Messrs Robert and Win Kinnaird of
your city were in our village Monday
afternoon. Miss Hattie Jones is
with Miss Minnie Hendren, of Madi-
son this week. Misses Myrtle and
Lottie Nave, Of Long Branch, were
visiting friends here Saturday and
Sunday. :. Mr.. aud Mrs. Alex Miles.
and daughters, of Nicholasville, were
with relatives, and attended church
here Sunday. Mrs. Ebb Dickerson,
spent the greater part of the week
with her fathers family at Marksbury
-. Miss Hattie Bogie, and brother,
John, have returned from: a visit to
relatives in Murcer. Miss Mamie
Harris, of your city, is the charming
guest Of Miss Mary Leavel, much to
the delight of certain young man of
this place. This community lost one
of her best citizens when Mr.. Z. w,
LawleSs passed away, His death Oc-
cured at the home of his sister Mrs
Dunn, at Ntillidgeville. He had been
in very poor health for some time, but
had regained sufficient strength to
visit his sister, but soCn grew worse
and death resulted on a very short
time. His remains were inferred in
the Lancaster Cemetery, beside his
wife who died few years ago. To
the loved ones left behind we extend
our sympathy.
These horrid fits of depression, mel
ancholy, low spirits, and sudden irri-
liability, that sometimes afiiict even
good tempered people, is due to the
blood being permeated with black bile.
Herbine will purify the blood, restore
health and cheerfulnesS. Price, scots.
G. G. s. j. E. StOrmeS. I'm
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-04-13
McCrearV.

We are sorry to sag that Mr.. Mike
Forbes eyes are no better. but he has
new doctor, and we sincerely hope
they will soon be strong. Mr.. II. L.
Warner visited his sister Mrs. J. w.
Perrin at Stanford the early part of
the week. . Misses Lille Warner and
Jennie Hardin visited Miss Hattie
Jones Of Buckeye Saturday night and
Sunday. 3. . Mr. and Mrs w. X. War
ner visited relatives in Stanford the
latter part of last week.. Miss Min
ME Pherigo visited Miss Irene Simp-
son at Teatersyille Saturday night and
sunday.
Cuts, wounds, burns, sprains and
bruises quickly heal if you apply Bal
lard's Snow Liniment. Price, % cts.
and 80 cts. G. c. & j. e. Stormes. I'm
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-04-13
FIatwood.

Mrs. Ebb Scott is very sick at this
writing.
There will be daily mail at Fiat
wood now.
j. c. Fox bought a mule from Jas.
Worrell, for SIS.
J. G. Fox bought Frank Gross farm
Of 10 acres for 500.
We are having a very fourishing
Sunday school at Good Hope.
Charlie Graves bought John Nc
Querry's and ThOs. Whites tobacco
for &c all round.
We fully agree with the cOrrespOn-
dent about the injustice of taxing the
people that live on the mud roads to
keep up the pixies.
Milton Grayson and Frank Gross
started on a trading expedition to the
mountains few days since, with sew
eral head of stock.
There was show at Lawson school
house, Saturday night. Miss Jennie
Scott received the ring as prize for
being the prettiest girl there.
Mr.. Len Wilburn will run w. If.
Furr'S corn mill every Tuesday and
Friday. He will also run the black
smith shop. He is an experienced
hand at both trades and will do good
work at low prices.
Not one child dies where ten former
ly died from Group. People have learn
ed the value Of One Minute Cough
Cure and use it for severe lung and
throat troubles. 1t Immediately stops
coughing. 1t never fails. StOrmes'
Drug Store.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-04-13

kDvIgAL GEORGE DEWEY contih-
ros Ia give evidence that he IS the
or ,,taSf and brainiest of Americans.
lie has giyen To the Manila correSpon-
don't If Lcslie's Weekly an interview
ra.,arding the suggestion that he pe
made candidate for President next
wear. The Admiral said: Il am d
s,ilor. and a sailor has no pollIics;
the administration is his party, be IL
Republican or Democratic, 1t makes
no difference. Then again, l come
from Vermont. You know what thai
means. To be anything but Ro'
nuhlican in Vermont is to be MAI
without a party. Ny flag lieutenant
c,mes from Georgia, and he tells mt
tint t. be anything buta Democrat Ii
tla South is to be nobody. III llVeS
the South should probably pe
ID ,noc:at.' Admiral Dewey Sai'
That neither by vocation, disposition
eI,cglon or training WAS he capacit;i
,,dto ill the Presidential chair. I'll
s,i:! that lie was too well along in III
f. consider such possibilities, that hi
health would not admit it, and tina
all his life's work was along dilereh
lines Of effort.