The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-08-10
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the vile. cir:
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stislsLt thfoash Q mst's bead. There ~
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Oh, dobI iucv. DID you ever hear my
dsoshief siosi
My siis writes TO me every lev days
from The .erhorr Tor more money. Well,
gave my vile oil the money | bad be
fore che vent sssy, aud nov have TO
write 10 her when wet some.
New Mistress Nos, Bridget. vbsn ]
have esmpsny. ! shall expect you 10 stay
oui Of The room. Bridge, iis, mum, an
en- expect The sane o. you,
An old French l.syer writing OF sn
estate be bad iosi bought added: There
les chapel on II 10 which my wife aud
Wish 10 be bafied II cur lives are spared
-Tslkslive Lady Ito the aremsrl And
What is tbst ittsp that goes und,r the
cbin ioi' firemsn That strap, madam.
10 given US TO rest our cblns when our
Jaws get tired OF answering questions
Whist are those queer looking trophies
the Filipinos wesr around their necksi ash
cd the raw recruit. Thems the medals
for the century runs they have made dur
Ing the var, replied the Kansas volunteer.
-Cur.,e Il never saw such 8 set OF
Idiots ss had TO preach 10 this morning.
Mabel Zone a the congregation Il sup
pose that 10 Why Jon kept on calling
them Dearly beloved brethren.
Crawford 50 Your vile goes snops
your friends and makes charges sgsiott
Jon. Crsbshsw-I don't mind that.
What ] object 10 10 her going shopping
aud having charges made sesins. ne at
the stores.
IA Anstin colored waiter told = Bos
ton man, at . hotel, thst 10 Eastern TeIss
white man married . negro womsn.
Wss he 10. derided7 asked the Bostonisp,
In the classic speech Of the Hub Of Cul
ture." he vas, sab. bssmed the negro.
Dey rided bin. out oh town 90 rail.
Professor Ito bis wife, provoked) -
I never know how TO take you, Amelis.
Tvo years $50 you were crszy for that
hs', and nov I've boush, 1, for you, you
don't like il Of sill
Yes, that's the bride. Very young,
Isn't sher Nineteen. believe. Who sre
those middle seed women with herr
Those sre are her unmarried sisters.
She's chsperonIpg them.
Aunt Sophis-And Is Tommy . good
little boy st SCHOOL, Tommy Yes, san'ie. =
Aunt Sophia why is Tommy . good
lille boyf Tommy Cause il's better fun
10 see the other boys &c. lickin' than TO
70. one yourself. j
oh. you needn't talk. said the inde
nan. wife, what would you be today nn :
veren't for my money, I'd like to knowf
| really don't know, my dear, calmly re
Piled the hesrtless WRETCH, but am
Inclined 10 think should be 9 bachelor.
--Msterismiliss on p. m Whats the
msttery Yon look distressed. Patetismi
sis Il thought IL sbout time to give tbsi
founs fellow 10 the psrlor Q vigorous hint
|bst II was nearing midnight. so | walked
light into The room. and. giving both him
md our daughter . severe look deliber
'sely turned ont the gas. Mercy Didn',
10 gel susryi No; be said Thank you
"A, the close OF the forenoon session
u ministerial conference. in announcing
be opening subiec, OF the afternoon, toe
officer said: Elder II. will pre-
'ent . paper On The Devil" Then be
'ddsd earnestly, Please be prompt 10
attendance. Tor Brother II. hsss carefully
prepared paper. and lie foil OF bis subject
Ind the Homiletie Review ssy that IL Vas =
ONE minutes before the presiding officer u
Understood the laughter which followed e,
u remark.
-Mrs. Julis Ward Hove's sense OF the
has slssys been saving grace. ~
'sdins her TO avoid srsndiIoquencs On 81
ns occasion lady 81 Newport. tryins to
ei . Zoe sentiment out Of her, ssid one p
aoonlii evening on vine hung versnds,
Ire. Hove. do cay something lovely l
boa, nay piszz,l Whereupon every ope e.
ssened Tor the reply. 10 her delicstsly y
cultivated voice Mrs. Hove responded, / |
slrk II bully pisx.