Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-08-05
N the Chicago Times Herald.

Me and the pupp and NAV and paw and
little albert went out in the Country a
Saturday to Visit unkle Henry's. Unkle
henry is maw's bruther and wunst him and
Her was little boys and gurls like me and
little albert and Cnkle Henry SEED nav
hcost to Run around in Her Bair feat and
Cline treas and Fall out of the Hay i'm the
Barn and skin the Cat jst like a Boy. I'm
offul Sorry Herd that about NAV Becos 1
can't hardly keep on Thinkin She's a
nansel emmy more. | Wisht She would OF
Bin nice little CURL With Dimpuls i'm Her
Cheaks and Curls Down her back and al
ways kept Her Dress Clean and Didn't
never make shoots at people. Sumtimes
Wea3.
Before We went paw He was telin us all
about the CRATE things he ust TO DO when
de lived on a Farm. It's wonder people
Dident come from miles around TO See
paw.
So when we Got out paw He thot lie
would Sho us how to milk COW and U-nkle
Henry Give him pale and a Stool with
only one Laig what paw had to Balance
himself on.
They was nice Sad looken COW what
was all Black with a White Stripe around
WHARF Wimmin Waire thare corset and
Unkle Henry told paw she was as Gentle
as lam, so paw took OF his cote and
cGns and let NAV Hold Them. and pulled
up His Sleeves and Set Down on the Stool
His nees and Grabbed Hold with Both
Hands
The furst stream shot out where paw
wasent Iookin fer it and went all over His
Best pants and NAV she Begin to jaw and
Told him He coulden't afford TO Go and
room His close jist TO sho of.
"Oh, Don't make Fuss about nothin,"
paw says. That won't hurt. Nou can
take it out with a little gas a lean. You
Coulden't expect a person what was all out
OF practus to Set rite Down and do this
Good as if He was Keepin at il Every
, Day. Bat III Be all rite in a minute or
two"
About that Time the COW wanted to mock
a fly off OF Her Side, so she switched
around and got her tale mixed up with
| paws mustash and paw He had to spit as
Hard as he Could fer quite while and He
forgot to milk.
Then He Begun agin and His hand Slipt
and the Stream Hit NAV jist Below the
Ear and run Down inside of her collier
Nav she yelled and Dropt paws cuffs. and
the pup thot it was the Cows folt 50 he
made Grab at her heels and the Cow
Slept on paws foot and the stool with one
laig went over Backwards and the milk
what paw happened to Git in the pale run
under His Vest when He was layin thare
with His feat in the air and 4 Look Oh His
fats what made me Think of the Dying
gladdyater in the pickture.
'Oh, paw nav hollercd, why was YOU
SIGH fool to try it?'
Git away from me, paw sed when NAV
wanted to help Him to Git M. If IL
Haden't Of Bin fer you this woulden't Of
| Happened. If you would Of stayed in the
House WHARF wimmen Belong they
Wouldent of Been no Trubble."
BY that Time He was on His feat So the
pupp was Lookin up in His fails and wag-
gin His tale kind of pleasant and paw
Hauld off and Give a Kick at Him. But
the pupp wasen't thare when paws Foot
Reached the place and the Straw He was
standiE on was purity slippery.
/ don't no whether the DamidEe to paws
pants or His Shoulder Blaids was the most
turrable
Ennyway he nofful lookin site
when we got Him to the House and NAV
Had to almost Weap every time She looked
at His pants. He only Wore Them Wunst
Before. SO He had to go to Bed while
NAV was Tryin TO Git the milk of and SOW
them the laigs would stay together. L
poked my He'd i'm the Room WHARF he
layin reedn the Bible to pass away the
Time and Says:
Paw
What" paw asst.
Il Bet / no How you can git richer than
if you Discovered Gold mine"
How he says.
by Bildin Fence around Yourself and
Chargin folks to Git in Every time you
try to Do enuything-"
l could tell by what He sed that it was
lucky paw Couldent come outside.
GEORGE.