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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12
Amended.

1t may have been observed that
school children sometimes receive ad.
vice which is excellent in spirit, but
difficult to follow literally.
At public reception at Napier, al
which the Governor of New Zealand
was present, the school children of the
town. after being duly complimented
by his excellency on the hearty manner
in " hich they had rendered the nation.
al anthem. we're urged 10 put their
>:,,';.;'.'rs 10 the. wheel" and assured
;i.;,t in that way ou!y would they he
sure 10 reach the top of the tree"
At this point one of his excellency'e
hearers, q quick-witted Irishman, wa.
heard to say:
"Sure, it's an axietree he means, be
dsap'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12
An Excellent Combination.

The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the well known remedy,
SYRUP OF FIGs, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA FIe SYRUP Co., illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. It
, is the one perfect Strengthening laxa-
tive, cleansing the system effectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per-
manently. Its perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and sub
stance, and its acting on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
laxative.
In the process of manufacturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to the
taste, but the medicinal qualities of the
remedy are obtained from SIENNA and
! other aromatic plants, by . method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIe SYRUP
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and to avoid limitations, please
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front of every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. KY. NEW YORK, n. z.
For sale by all Druggists.-Price Soc. per bottle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12
DEAFNESS Csn-ss Ne c.r,a

by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear. There IL only one
way to cure deafness, and that 10 by constitu-
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an n
famed condition of the mucous lining Of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets In
med you have . rumbling sound or imper-
Deafness l. the result. and unless the inflam-
nation can be taken out and this tube re-
stored to its normal condition, hearing will be
caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in
famed ondition of the mucous surface8.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
:ase of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
not he cured by Hall's Cstarrh ure. Send
FOR circulars, free.
F. J. CaBNlY d Co., Toledo. q.
Sold by Druggista, TIC.
Halls Family Pills arc the beOA
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12
I<uck.

after all, it's an Ill wind that blows
nobody good"
whats happened now"
"The druggist had such a cold when
1 went In to get some grip medicine this
morning that he couldn't talk; SO l es-
capped q long argument about some
thing he had put up himself that was
better than the stuff wanted"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

wife. TO think Of their pretending
she didn't leave anything"
There was little trouble over the mat
ter. the paper being dated. signed. and
witnessed. Thus the GOrdons reluc-
tantly saw their knowledge Of the
1aguerreotype's secret came too late.
while the Stones, with its aid, were
enabled to buy a pleasant little home.
where, secure from hard times" they
enjoy life together, the daguerreotype
case occupying the place Of honor
Boston Post,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

Vessels can be easily removed from
sandbars by a new apparatus consist
ing Of an endless chain Of buckets to
be attached to the sides of the vessel
and driven by engines to excavate the
sand from around the hull until the
ship floats free.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

How is your son getting along with
his literary work. Mrs. Rockingham 2"
Il don't believe he's making much
headway. Nobody amt accused him
Of stealin' any of his writin's from any
body else, SO l guess they can't amount
to much."-Chicago News.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12
Beauty IL Bio.a Deep.

Clean blood means q clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar.
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm
Danish pimples, boils. blotches, blackheads.
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets,-beauty for ten cents. All drug.
gists. satisfaction guaranteed. l0c, DC. SOC.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

The first thing a man does when lie
gets married is to try to practice econ
omy by shaving himself.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

No man can do away with his pas
sions; they were given us to control,
not to eradicate.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

nature is illustrated between the rich
and poor by five senses. 1t never
changes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

we tread diamonds uuueH
Gods telephone needs no cen'f.' ~
make connections.
N,codemus warns us against tryins
to sit on two stools. :,
The inadel IL coolly inviting I'd ~
back to the savage.
They only who live for others are
alive to themselves.
The secret Of salvation ID trus'i"s
Christ and saying 80.
Greed is good in the backbone II
Christ is in the heart
The height of knowledge 10 to kno"
what you do not know.
The power of God is cut OF when we
use II to turn our wheels.
Atheistic arguments are out tne
whistling Of towards in the dark.
God is calling His church to arise ano
shake herself from the dust OF gold.
Some critics cut the meat out OF the
Bible and then complain that 1t is al
bones.
The coward measures dimculties
with n telescope; the brave man with
his feet.
When you have Christ's faith In the
Father, you can do His work for the
brother.
The devil seems to succeed in enlist
ing the church in his work Of amusing
the world.
The man who has made fizzie OF his
own business usually thinks be can ar
range Gods affairs.
Don't be over-anxious to give some
one n piece Of your mind;" the loss
may be too keenly felt.
The great wonder of Christianity Is
not the raising Of a dead man. but the
raising of a dead world.
You can bury your nose SO deep In
some Life of Christ" that you cannot
see the ever present Lord.
The world is left free to enjoy itf
sin. because the church wants to be
left free to enjoy its slumbers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

No-To-Bac for F,fty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weaA
men strong. blood pure. Soc. el,,Ali drusgista
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

RJPTJRE
ARCH ST.. PH1LA.. PA. Ease at once: no
operation or delay from business. Consultation
iice. Endorsements OF physicians. ladies an /
n ointment citizens. Send i0r circular. ono
hours A. NJ. to p. NJ.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12
Sold by Druggista, 76c.
Halls Family Pills arc the beGA

AS God fills all space. SO all spirit
AS he influences and constrains uncon-
scious matter, so he inspires and helps
free and conscious man.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

A fool wishing to read went into the
starlight. "Stars are of no use," said
the fool
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12
Nearly n. n.A

Mable-Have you ever kissed . -,
hero7
Madge No; but I once made a spec.
tacle OF myself BY stepping Of back.
ward from q moving car.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

The great trouble is. people haven't
very good sense. and they are not dis
posed to be very fair.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

lam enarely CURED Of hemorrhage Of lungs
by Piso's Cure for Consumption.-LoUTs
LINDAMAN. Bethany, Mo-, January 9. 1894.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

Silence is safe, for though you may
be a fool nobody can prove it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

II. GREENS Sons. of Atlanta. Ga, are the
only successful Drnpsy Specialists in the world.
See their liberal fer in adj ertise Ient in an
other column Of this paper.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

Knocks Coughs and Colds.
DR.. Arnold's Cough Killer cures Coushs ana
Colds Prevents Consumption All druggists !. &c
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

Troubles are like babies-they grow
larger by nursing.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

1t is a rare man who knows the full
extent of his ability.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

Aim high. young man; the same
charge of powder will carry the ball
much further If the gun is elevated.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

LOO many excuses for failure tn do
sour duU are worse than nene at All
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

1t is about as easy to raise a child
as a lapdog, but it isn't always as
profitable
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

There is no sweeter repose than that
which is bought with labor
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

All are born to observe good order
but few are born to establish it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

There never was a man who de-
served to be nattered who could not
he hattored In ooDe Way.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

Zo Cure Coastapatioa Forsvsx.
1Ake CHscarets Candy Cathartie 100 or -
y Q G. c. fail 70 cure, druggists refund 1oeST
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

Mrs. winslow's Soothing Syrup for children
teething. softens the gums, reducing infamma-
ton, aiiays pain, cures wind collie, 25c bottle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

Never go to anyone for advice until
you have made up your mind what you
are going to do.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12
Enclose Ten Cents

AMI get by mail trial bottles Hoxsie's Group
Cure and HOxsie's Disks for roup. Coughs
Colds, Bronchitis. A. 7. II. H"xsie, Bufiaic NY
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

Modesty doesn't seem to do well in
our climate.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

To Cure a Cold In One Day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets An
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

Men who have the most psWsr shov
it the least.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

Compound IS the overconS u
of supposed barrenness. THIS grea'
medicine is 80 we'll calculated to regu-
late every function of the gsnerative or
o.ns that its efficiency is vouched foe
by multitudes of women.
MRs. ED. WoLToRD. of Lone Ifee'
Yo-e vriteS.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

n BROTHERHOOD b wounans natural destiny
M Many women are denied the happiness o. cnio1sn
Av through Of the seneafive organs
Actual barrenness ID
Among the many triumphs Lydia Pinthams Vegetable
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

Genuine simplicity of heart is heal
ing and cementing principle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

HOG has NO us0
for the moral law.
Burden sharing
is cross-bearins.
Believing 10 see
ing with Gods
eyes.
Our brains neeo
God more than
He needs them.
Nights Of sor-
row bring out tne
stars Of promise.
Chasing spray
ia
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

Dsnt Tobacco Spit and Smoke 4sWND 1way.
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic full OF life, nerve and vigor. take No!To
Bac, the wonder-worker. that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, SOC or u. Cure guaran.
teed Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago O New Yoek
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-04-12

bottle before felt better took
bottles and perfectly healthy ever
since and now have two of incest little girls"
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1899-07-05
PAINFUL,

In spite Of the fact that there were a.
meeting of the Woman's International
Congress in London. some of the male
London correspondents don't reciprocate
by speaking well of the congress. Hen
ry Norman writes thus concerning it to
the, New York Times: Anything more
futile or purposeless has seldom been
seen in this city than the Woman's In
ternational Congress. In Westminster
town hall, where it was held, the noise
Of the underground trains and the cries
of school children outside made most of
the speakers inaudible. The audience
arrived unpunctually, and the incessant
coming and going of agitated, weirdly-
clad delegates was an unbroken inter-
ruption. Except in the case of actresses,
the voice, dlction and delivery of most
of the speakers were bad No one was
allowed to speak for more than ten min
utes. The bell was rung inexorably to
close each paper. Apparently no dele
gate had rehearsed her paper before
hand with stop-watch, therefore most
of them We're arrested while they had
still pages to read. The effect of
speaker sitting down in the middle of a
paragraph with the whole of her point
left out may be imagined. In many
cases there was no discussion after the
papers, which were simply ratified off
one after another like SO many shots
from a cannon. Even Mrs. Charlotte
Perkins Stetson, which said some tren-
chant things, appalled, her English hear
ers by advocating highly trained well
paid women as substitutes for mothers.
In fact, English women of advanced
views who attended are asking was it
worth while gathering women together
from the ends of the earth to gable
platitudes of precisely ten minutes dur
alton. The effect of the congress upon
public opinion here is nil.
Too bad too bad. The congress ought
to have been impressive and useful.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1899-07-05
Il USINESS rs BUSINESS,

The American eagle is looking down
from his lofty perch with rather scorn-
full amusement upon the attempt made
by the beautiful France to beat us In a
trade. A short time ago the city of
odessa decided to extend it's water sup
ply, and, needing large number of
water mains and pipes, found that it
could fill it's wants better through con-
tract with an American iron house than
from any other sourse. When the an
nouncement was made the French am
bassador at st. Petersburg requested
the Russian government to have the con-
tract taken from the American iron
company and given to a French house
engaged in the same business, on the
ground that the close international ties
existing between Russia and France JUS
titled the French in requesting favors of
this kind. AS a diplomatic matter the
Russian foreign office promised to look
into it, and the governor of Odessa was
instructed to investigate and report.
The latter official found that the city
authorities were unwilling to change
the business arrangements they had
made. The water mains obtained
through their American contract were
better than those offered by competi-
tors, and were also cheaper. The spe-
cifications called for certain class of
construction, and the French contrac-
tors were not in position to supply
the goods. The French ambassador then
requested that the specifications be
changed in order that the French ma
terials might come within their scope,
and that the contract then be turned
over to one of the French iron houses.
But in this request, as in the other his
petition proved fruitless, for the local
authorities at odessa however enthu-
siastic they may have been over the
alliance between France and Russia,
were not willing on these grounds to
construct an inferior public water sup
ply at an increased cost
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1899-07-05
LET WEI ENoUGH ALONE.

There are people in Kansas who have
ancestors and they are proud of them
TOO. AS rule they don't inquire too
closely into the real status of their an
cestors, but occasionally curiosity gets
the better of discretion and careful in
quiry is made. 1t is related that in the
family of Topeka man there had all
ways been tradition that one of his
ancestors served conspicuously in the
navy of Alexander the Great He insti-
tuted a search back through the family
history and found that the tradition was
true-in measure. AS near as he could
make out the ancestor in question had
handled an oar in one of Alexander's
triremes, being chained to his seat and
having to work like hired hand at
threshing time. And he found further
that the occasion of his kinsman taking
up this occupation was the objection
had by his neighbors up on the noun
tans of Macedonia to his ability to dis
tinguish between different focls of
sheep.
This teaches. What's the use of be-
ing too particular? Those of us who
have ancestors will be sensible If we
take them as we are told to. We shall
also be prouder than we might be if we
followed the foolish example of the To-
peka man.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1899-07-05

After hearing her l understand her as
| constituent She may calm herse f. l.
shall not get caught again. However,
! only half regret the expense. 1t is true
| that the songs of Mile Yvette Guilbert
are lusubrlous and sung with insupport-
able afrectation, but her letters are a
| joy. Would to God that her songs were
| as gay as her letters.
Believe me, mademoiselle, instead Of
wasting your time writing letters, use
less at best you would do better 10
mediate upon the advice of a critic who
| may be right, even though he paid for
his seat That critic strongly supported
and praised you when you first APP
peared, because you then gave new life
to the light, popular song by a lite
grain of originality, because you had
your own manner and talent 1t is not
he who has changed"
Sarcey went on saying practical and
unhattering things about the singer OF
chansons, and at last Yvette dropped
her role of witty Indifference and supe-
riorlty, and lost her temper. Nothing
could satisfy her anger but a personal
meeting with her enemy. Accordingly
she sailed forth to No 50 Rue de Douai
where M. Sarcey lives How much of
the tale which the gossips tell about that
interview is true, one cannot say, but
the story goes that when the servant
announced Mile. Yvette Guilbert," M.
Sarcey pretended not 70 hear, and went
on with his writing. Yvette waited q
minute, coughed, then swept across the
room to where her foe sat, beside his
wy i,c a,,J tJn 1J,r +rin
critic sharp tap, which might have
been playful or might have been insult
ing. M. Sarcey rose with exaggerated
courtesy and remarked:
Pardon; I was 50 busy with you in
mind that / had to finish my sentence
before | could greet you in person. Can
l be of use to you? Pray sit down.
Yvette came to the point at once.
M. sarcey, you are cad!'
He bowed, with a smile Of grateful re-
cognition.
"A cad, monsieur!" said madame, in
her most blood curdling tones.
You have said so, madame"
"You are an insolent, who makes cow
ardly attacks upon a woman"
"Oh, we are coming on, madame.
Your style improves; but let me state
that, as a woman Mile. Guilbert is moth
ing to me. What l may say of her pub
lie character cannot affect her innocent
private reputation"
The sarcasm was too much for Yvette. |
She jumped up in white rage.
II regret" said M. Sarcey, waving his |
hand toward the pile of paper on his |
desk, that pile of white sheets must be
covered before noon and if we have no |
more to say to each other'-
The raging divette seized the brass
inkstand and, in flash, overturned it |
upon the Sheets
"They We're to be dirtied They are |
dirtied,' she said, striking superb pose. |
NJ. salcey bowed.
"Good-day, madame. There are still |
ink and paper to be found" and he rang |
for the servant.--San Francisco Argo-
naut.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1899-07-05
EXPLOSIONS.

In the parlor.-Edith (showing her
smart little brother to her new beau)--
Now, Tommy, you have counted up to
eleven, tell us what comes after eleven -
Tommy-"Pop, in his stocking feet
Brooklyn Life.
She Cat the depot)-It must be awful
ly hard for these poor foreigners who
come to this country to find themselves
strangers in strange land.
He--Oh, they don't mind it! You see,
they are used to it, having been born
and raised in foreign lands.
She--True; l never thought of that
Chicago News.
When Greek Meets Greek. See
here. said the grocer, bristling with
righteous indignation, as the milkman
made his morning call, ia like to have
you explain how the chalk and white
clay that / found in the bottom of my
coffee cup this morning got there"
Evidently, replied the milkman, as a
peculiar smile chased itself across his
countenance, you have been sweetening
your coffee with the same kind of sugar
you sold my wife yesterday. Chicago
News.
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1899-07-05

size, the more pronounced and charaC-
teristic ones serving almost as chin and
shoulder dressing. The prettiest Of all
are attached to the hat, are of cloud
like texture and so large as to have
some of the decorative value possessed
by fleecy wrap.
A handsome gown of Napoleon blue
foulard is shown herewith. Though of
no more elaborate outlines than many
stylish cloth dress, a deal of work will
be required to duplicate its garntures.
These We're narrow black velvet ribbon
in triple rows, embroidery of white SOU
tt;che and crystal and yoke of white
chiffon.
Petticoats Of dainty colored Bingham,
made with all the care as to cut be-
slowed on silk, are very useful this
summer 1t is not at all the thing to
wear a white petticoat of the old style
gown of white duck. Then the petticoat
should have hemstitehed finish, the
elaborate embroidery edges of the last
few seasons being all gone by. Elab-
crate white lawn gowns have white
lawn petticoats trimmed to match the
gown, or silk may be used, For other
wash and country gowns bright plaid
striped and much beruffled dimity and
lawn are used. Many dotted muslin
gowns are made to wear over funda-
ton skirts of colored muslin.
FLORETTE.