Arizona republican., 1899-04-13
NEGOTIATIONS or
MARTIN DOOLEY

stitutions, said Mr.. DoOley, an th3ts
tn inthrest tn sood people iv New
York takes in weddin' iv tn miilyon-
aires. Amy time a millionaire con-
discinds to enter tn martial state as
Hogan says, an as Hogan says, make
vows to Hyman, which is tn Jew god
,,iv marredge, he can Ill the house an
turin people away firm the dure. An
he does. Tn sthreets is crowded. TIL
cars can har'ly get through. TIL polls
foorce lis out an hammerin' tn heads
iv tn delighted throng. REPRESENTA-
tives iv tn free an enlightened press,
tn pollutyem iv our liberties, as Ho
gan says, bright, intelligent young
journalists, liver reready to probe fraud
an sham, G:sgeessed is walters, is
dashin' madly about maxim notes on
their cuffs. Business is suspinded.
They'se no money in Wall sthreet. It's
all at tn sacred scene. Hour be hour,
as tn prisints ARE delivered. tn bank
rates go up. TIL threeasury depart
mint has to go on a silver basis, there
| bein' no goold to manny-facther into
plunks.
Inside tn house tn prisints cast
golden CLEAN on tn beauchious scene.
TIL happy father is seen seated at
table dictatin' millyon-dollar checks
to a stenographer. TIL goold chande-
Tiers is draped with r-ropes iv dimons
an pearls. TIL hired girl is passin'
drinks in golden goblets. Twinty
firemen firm tn New York Cinthral
railroad is sohvelin' dimon-sthudded
pickle crutes into TIL back yard among
| tn yachts an hor-rses. Chansy De-
poo enthers an thrips over a box il
bonds. Are these tn holy bonds IL
mathrimony?' he says, FIR he is a wild
divvle an We can't stop his jokin. aven
on solemn occasions.
'Th' sCggarth comes in afther
awhile, carryin' a goold prayer-book,
tn gift iv tn Rothschilds, an stands
behind small but val'yable pree Doc.
To tn soft, meelojous chune fv tn
Wagner Palace Waddin' March firm
Long Green tn groom enthers, simply
but ixpinsively attired in govermint
tours an fannin' himsilf with bunch
iv first morgedge bonds. TIL prayers
IT tn occasion, printed on negotiable
paper, is distributed among tn
guests TIL bride was delayed be tn
crowd outside Women screamed an
waved their hankerchefs, sthrong men
cheered an wept, an twas not until
tn polls mad dubbed tin hardy path
rites to death that tn lady cud enther
tn house where her fate was to be
] C.,
two happy childher, whose sunshiny
| youth ripresinted five thousan' miles Nv
thrack, eight goold mines, wan humid
herd millyon dollars worth iv rollin'
stock, an majority inthrest in the
Chicago stock yards, was r-ready for
| tn nlcisSry transfers that wud estab.
| lish tn combination.
"Th' ceremony was brief, but NTH
restin'. TIL happy father forced his
way through di'mond stomachers an
| they was tears in his eyes as he hand
ed tn clergyman, whose name was
Murphy, but he carried himsilf as well
as if he was used to it, handed him a
check FIR tin millyon dollars. l don't
blame him. Divvle the bit Me own
hear-rt is hard an me eyes ARE dhry,
but I'd break down if I had to hand
amy wan that much. suppose tn
check is good?' says tn Clergyman.
tbs certyfed.' says tn weepin' father.
DO ye take this check. says tn CAR
gyman, SO have an to hold, until some
wan parts ye firm it?' he says. I do,
says tn young man. Thin says TIL
Clergyman, I see no treason why ye
shudden't be marrid an live comfort
able he says, an marrid they were, in
tn same OIL foolish way that peoples
been marrid in f'r cinchries. 'Tis
|
changed. TIL time is comm. Hin
Missy, whin millyonaires II not be mar
rid be Father Murphy. but be tn gov
nors iv tn stock exchange. They'll
be put through tn clearfns house, me
faith, an securities II be issued be tn
combination. Twinty-year, goold-se-
cured, four per clint bonds Nv mathrt-
mony! Aha, it's joke that Chansy
Depoo might've med,
TIL crowd outside waited. cheeTin'
an fightin' tn polls In this here land
iV liberty an akequaEty, Einnissy,
iV'ry man is as good as iv'ry other
man, except p0lisman, an it showed
how thrue tn people in New York is
to tn TRADITIONS iv Jefferson that div
vie wan iv thim'd move away till tn
checked been passed firm father to son
an tn important part iv tn sacred
ceremony was over. Thin few iV
thin W1nt home to cull dinner f.. their
husbands, who was previnted be their
jooties at tn gas house from attindin'
tn function. Tn r-rest remained an
see tn two gr-reat fortunes get into
their c&rredge, pursued be tn guests,
TO tn amount iv five hundherd milly-
ems, peltin' thin with seed pearls
Sure" said Mr.. Hennessv. .mebbe
'twasn't as bad as tn pa-apers let on.
Ye can't always thrust thin"
Perhaps not" said Mr. Dooley. 9TH
pa-apers say Two gr-reat fortunes
united an if that's it they didn't need
tn sarvices iy a priest but a lawyer
an thrust compny Perhaps. with
all tn certyfied checks, twas two raIe
people that was marrid, an if that's
SO, it explains tn prisince iv Father
Murphy. "-Chicago Journal.
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JOE MEDILL'S PROPHECY.