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People's voice., 1899-12-14
hstty dresa Scores ths Po.l,.

Wy uiesh oCofes inc foelt.
Old Retty Green, the richest and
shrewdest business woman in the
world, has given the fools deserved
scoring. Not long ago a New York
swlndler advertised a s,heme to nav
Investors 10 per cent weekly diyi-
dend, or $40 per cent a year. The
lools who read the advertisement res
ponoed literally, and the swlndfer
look 10 a million dollars a day, and
skipped. The biggest fool In the
world is the person who will bite at a
strangers scheme to get rich quick.
de is a bigger fool that the person
who believes what the patent medi-
cine advertisements say.
The number of fools in the world is
alarming, and the number is increas.
log every day. The more ridiculous
tile swindle, the greater the number
of suckers who will bite at it. The
get-rich.Quick swindle was the most.
ridiculous proposition ever made TO a
sane public. Yet the promoter of it
took In a million dollars day. Moral.
lzlng on the lessons taught by the
Hight OF the swindler, Hetty Green
says:
ut is the same old lesson which
people seem never to be wise enough
TO learn. ltis the lesson that two
and two make four and not forty. 1t
Is the lesson so many need to MASTER
that you cannot get something for
nothing L these days OF keen business
competition
People should have more sense than
to listen to this wild talk about get
Ting rlcn In a night. Unprincipaled
men may promise to pay despositors
o2O per cent for their money, butt is
ridiculous. Such a thing has never
happened since the food, aud it is a
very good thing that sncb profits are
impossible. II there were country in
L.
the world where people got $40 per
cent for their money, wouldn't want
TO live in it.
Here and there single individual
may do well by wise investment
FOR instance, if one happens to put
his money into a rich gold mine, or
silver mine, he may be fortunate to
multiply it many times over, or if he
Is member Of some large concern like
tie Standard Oil company, he may
now and then make a great deal of
money by transaction that has been
carefully thought out. But a hun
dred people cannot make such large
profits, and nobody is smart enough to
make five times his capital every wear
as aregular thing. Any person with
half a grain of common sense knows
this. Those who do not never grow
any wiser, no matter how much we
may preach to them.
u think real estate is the best in
Vestment for people who have only a
lew thousand dollars and want TO
make as much by it as they honestly
can' They must be careful to pick
out the right kind Of property, and to
get possession Of it at reasonable
figure. lfOne chooses the right piece
OF property be has it half sold as soon
as he buys it.
The Bible says that every one shall
earn his living by the sweat of his
brow, and | believe that old saving is
as true today as ever. The only way
to get rich is the Bible way. The |
sOod old virtues Of thrift and prud.
ence and carefnlneSs should be cult.
~ . n
People's voice., 1899-12-14
Constipation Can Be Csrs.

Medical science is constantly max
ing new discoveries and improving on
old methods. One OF the latest dis
c0veries i, Bailey's Laxative Tablets,
for the cure Of Constil alton, Sick
Headache, BiliousDess aud Liver
Troubles. The active principle ia the
genuine Cascars Sagrsda, which
makes actual cures. The tablets are
chocolate coated. Twenty tablets in
ten-cent package and sixty tablets
in a tweDty-fve-cent package, and
one tablet brings relief. None genu.
inc unless bearing the signature OF
W. j. Bailey, Chicago, on outside
wrapper. Sold by Fl. F. Smith.
People's voice., 1899-12-14

dled her claim was on. Of the best Iu.
proved places in the Strip. She had
Tue house nicely furnished and little
uerd o. cattle. She appeared always
70 oe very poor. 1t is said that re-
Gently she went into drug store 10
hunne"ell and said to the proprietor
Iaat she didn't have a cent and want
ed TO borrow two dollars. Alta store
up the street she got a clerk to give
ner change for twenty dollar bill
People's voice., 1899-12-14
}. Albert Williams, MD
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON

Graduated from Bellevue Hosnit.,
Medical College, New York Citv IS7S
Graduated from College of Physician, lam,
and Surgeons, Cincinnati, O., 1876, For. For.
merly Surgeon for N. P. R. r.. and Sur.
fornia. N0'' VI N"ii-
Physician and Surgeon for all chronic
diseases OF men, women and children
All the latest and improved appliances
Tor examination and treatment Twen
ty-hve years in hospital, railroad and
general practice, age and experience
combined, must insure confidence The
most difficult cases solicited. Success 60
sure that guarantee cure. Imnrove
nent Is seen and felt from the first hour
OF treatment in all cases undertaken
Diseases Of Women.
displacement Ofthe womb. diseased ovor,o.
causing pain in the back, excessive ~ scant,
noW, pain IN limbs aud abdomen. de- biii,Sy
neuralgia pains ,hysteria. ,iee3,'
lessness, and all diseases pertaining 10 tbair
sex. Improvement seen ana felt after he
nrst n0ur OF treatment '"o
People's voice., 1899-12-14

Smallpox has appeared at the i'm
beetle asylum in Winfield. 1t has
been decided to call the disease
"chickenpox' and it will not be quar-.
antined for fear Of "hurting trade. 1"
1t is all right to call smallpox "chick-
but it should be Quarantined
and the smallpox treatment applied.
People's voice., 1899-12-14
Rheumatism Cured In A Day.

Mystic Cure" for rheumatism and
neuralgia radically cures q one to
three DAYS. It's action upon the
system is remarkable and mysterious.
II removes at once the cause and the
disease Immediately disappears. The
hrSt dose greatly benefits. Is cents.
Sold by H. F. Smith, druggist. We'll
lingt0n. Is
People's voice., 1899-12-14

As a cure for rheumatism Chamber
laln's Pain Balm is gaining a wide repu-
tahon. D. B. Johnston of Richmond
Ind, kas been troubled with that all.
ment since 1862. In speaking of it he
says: y! never found anything that
would relieve me until l used Chamber
lains Pam Balm. 1t acts like magic
with me. My foot was swollen and
palning me very much, but one good an.
pllcation of Pain Balm relieved men
For sale by all druggists.
People's voice., 1899-12-14
Diseases OF Women.
Catarrh OF Head and Throat

Inc treatment Of catarrn and throat a..
eases The GalyanO Cautery Batterv ~
other appliances are used Every vestioe ~
me diseased tissue removed without 5e,s VI
NO other treatment has ever cured a stna1e
case perfect cure for lite. Loet ohane
you Tor proof Of this. and see If Won can Ous snd
single case OF catarrh Of nose and ,L.na. uus
cured 0y any other method. '~iV~'
IDere is no disease so tampered with -,
quHcKs and pretenders. both in and on, ~
me profession, as catarrh. and yet ,boro " "
no ulsease more easily cured n nronari.,
Ileated' need not remind yom Of he SarV
gers rh mat surround person having catsrrh
me must common danger is that IL viii ai' n'
,ena ,e 70 the eyes, ears. lungs. voice and ,nto
.he stomach from swallowing the mpcnno ,n,o
while while eating, drinking warm drinks uVous aus
,S Mnile you are sleeping. causing catsrrb "ng 40
sne stomach. indigestion, dysDepsIs 80 W
uay you are poisoned. N'o'y
ihe worst case Of Piles cured in one
treatment, without knife or lipature or
detention from business.
Oity reference; consultation free aud
permanently located at 900 Washington
avenue, Wellington, Kansas.
People's voice., 1899-12-14

Personally conducted excursions to
all'pOints east, via Great Rock Island
Route. Leave Wellington every Sat
urday. Pullman Tourist Car rates
81 90 to Chicago. $3.50 to Buffalo and
s4.OO to Boston. Reserve your ac.
commodations early. Get full par
ticulars Of agent or write to E. W
Thompson, AG.P. & T.A., Topeka
Kansas. 10
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-01-05
MANIToBA'S CAPACITY.
Can Raise Enough Wheat to supply
Britain All She Requires
from Abroad. s:

Toronto, Nov. 10th.-The World COM
ments on the report of the United En-
.pire trade league on the capacity of
Canada as a granary for Britain. The
report refers to Manitoba as follows:
Manitoba has an area OF AZ millions
acres. Deducting ten million for lakes
rivers, townsites, and waste land, 81
100000 acres are left for farm cult
walton or homes for 116, 900 families on
800 acres each and as up to now there
are only $4,000 farmers there altogeth-
er, that leaves room in one province for
89,O08 more wheat growers. Suppos-
ing, then, we got them there and each
one of them out of his 800 acres grows
on an average 100 acres at 20 bushels
to the acre: if. you figure it up you will
find it is quite possible, for, Manitoba
alone to supply us with all the wheat
we require from abroad. It is only a
question of money, and, comparatively
speaking, not money either. The cost
of one first-classa battleship (about
e75o,ooo) would put 5000 families on to
farms in the North West, allowing e $50
to each to find them in implements,
seeds, horses, &c. Would keep them
until their first crop was harvested.
Five thousand farmers, averaging 100
acres Of wheat each at 20 bushels to the
acre, means an extra 10000, 900 bushels,
for if that scheme,is not liked Britain
would put a duty on foreign wheat.
In addition to the wheat lands of
Manitoba there are the millions OF
acres in Assiniboia, Alberta and Sass
katchewan.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-01-05
UNIQUE INSTRUMENT.
"A Marvellous Piece of Mechanism In.
tended Cor the Paris EXPOSE
ton Of 1000.

4 The largest musical instrument on
earth will be on xhibitionsat the Paris
exposition in 1900. It is called an Eau
@toelectropo phone, and it's. inventor
and build is an Italian, Antonio. Zibor-
di, who claims to have worked upon
lit for Is years. The. ms rument exc
cutes every ind Of concerted music.and
contains no less than 5000 different
and independent musical instruments
E II cost about SIS 900. &, %s
The inventor has employed most,ya-
RED applicat ionsof chanical slxilland
o1ectricaE pparatus, which are not en-
3t;rely new; hut the comp position Of which
represents an Incredible amount of
most careful study and human pa
thence. The instrumentsw will be worked
by me ans of two pc troleum mo tors,
each Of three horse power, which, by
. driving as dynamo, furnish the light
for the inside Of the instrument, show
ing it's countless details and illumin-
8ating. the hal Nv ereitsis shown.
A curious combination is the small
electric fountain within the instru-
ment, which will show in varicolored
light when the lights in thefexhi bition
hall are turned down, the music from
the orchestrion continuing all the.
while.
There are two separate sets Of instru-
ments, which can he worked singly or
together one perfect string orches-
ira, the other military brass band OF
80 pieces. They have separate sets of
cylinders, but there are some pieces for
both ORGIES tras, where the two eylin-
ders are started together.
The apparatus will be taken from
Milan to Paris on two railroad cars,
and after having been admired at the
1860 exposition it is the intention Of
the inventor to present the instrument
tp Queen NJ argherita Of Italy Q.
Times Democra&.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-01-05

FIERCE CASE OF STOMACH ACHE.
about the quartet of bears. The latter
huddled together, the sick cubs whin-
ing so pitifully that even old man Cham
berlain's heart softened. He would
have retreated had not just then the
old male bear made up his mind to
fight. He made for the, men on
double-quick, reinforced by the moth
er bear and the stumbling sick cubs.
The men endeavored to make detour
to get. down into the rayine again, when.
suddenly the she bear broke away and
took after Kuntz full tilt. Kuntz
slipped and went spralwing into the
tub Of honey, emerging therefrom with
the sticky stuff all over his face and
hands and it dripping from his long.
unkempt locks. But it was no time
for ceremony, for Mrs. Bruin was q
close second. Kuntz, half blinded by
the honey, rushed into the thicket, the
old bear fortunately followed no fur
ther than the edge Of the clearing.
Chamberlain succeeded in getting
away without mishap, but the men3did
not venture back for the remainder of
s - =
their honey for some time. When they
did go back there was precious little Of
it left, for between the ravenous bears
and clumsy Kuntz the honey had Jared
badly. How the bears succeeded in
carrying the tubful Of honey from the
rock ledge to the opposite side Of the
ravine is a puzzle to Chamberlain, but
that they did the job and did it well was
shown by the fact that the tub was
moved and the trail along which they
had carried it showed that little had
spilled and even this was probably
pulled out by the greedy cubs as their
parents rugged along with their bur-.
den. This honey experience and the
bear convention which Chamberlain
saw last summer have convinced him
that Pine Greek bears are too smart for
him. IN. =. Sun.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-01-05
ms { . ! !. TEllfS
z q. f-as.s ~ q - s-71
BLAIR, OF THE REGUL AIRS.

It was Private Blair, Of the regulars. be.
8 fore dread 81 Caney,
Who felt with every throb Of his wound
the life-tide ebb away;
And as he dwelt in fevered dream on
the home of his youthful years,
He heard near by the moan and sigh OF
two of the volunteers. IL.
lie raised him up and gazed at them, and
& likely lads they were,
But when he babe them pluck up heart he
found they could not stir. - Z 5:s
Then bullet plowed the sodden loan
and his fearless face grew dark,
For he saw through the blur sharpshoot-
er, who made the twain his mark.
And his strength leaped into his limbs
again, and his fading eye burned
bright;
And he gripped his gun with a; steady hand
and glanced along the sight;
Then another voice in that choir of fire out
spake with deadly stress,
And in the trench at Ell Caney there lurked
a Spaniard less.
But still the means Of the volunteers went
4 up through the murky air,
And there kindled the light of nobler
thought in the brain of Private Blair
The flask at his side, he had drained it dry
IN the blistering scorch and shine,
30, unappalled, he crept and crawled IN
~ the face of the fire-line.
FIne Wnlrrlng bullets sped o erhead, and the
great shells burst with roar,
And the, shrapnel tore the ground around
like the tusks of .grisly boar.
But on he went, with his high intent, till
he covered the space between. & -
And came to the place where the Spaniard
y. lay and clutched his full canteen
Then; he swriggled back DER the bloody
track, while death drummed loud in
his ears,
And pressed the -draught he would fain
have quaffed to the lips Of the volun-
teers.
"Drink" cried he; don't think of me, for
I'm only regular,
While you have homes in the mother-land
). where your waiting loved ones are
Then his soul was sped to the peace Of the
dead. All praise to the men who dare,
And honor be from sea to sea to the deed
of Private Blair!
~Clinton Scollard, in Leslies Weekly.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-01-05


all. They were not long in finding ont
tie thieves, howsesv ss y. ff6f Us tfgy Stoba
cursing Che thief whp hadsr obped them.
'of their hafd5earned sweets mbsr.
lain's practical ear caugh from S wind.
ward across the ravine sound thai
made him exclaim: Il Bears! the black5
devils. they''v got our honey
Sneaking through the. thicket- that.
formed the underground in The little,
ravine the men came upon semi clear
ing beneath a clump Of oak trees, part
way up the other side, where they be-
held sight that at first made them
cuss in their choicest style, !. but which
at second glance appeared so ridiculous
that it made them laugh. In the clear
ing We're four black bears--two5 old
ones and two half-grown cubs and
close by was the more than half empty
honey tub. The old male bear was div
yinginto the honey with both paws, pull
ing out great hunks Of the comb and
crunching it between: his, jaws, the.
while making sundry grunts Of ex-
IRENE satisfaction and grinning with
undisguised pleasure. But the cubs
poor little fellows they had "done
gone" and had eaten too much of the
honey and both were in the throes of
fierce case of stomach ache. The cubs
were rolling about on the ground, their
legs drawn together and squealing like
two shoats in slaughter pen. And the
mother bear was endeavoring to sooth
her offspring. First the one and thea
the other she would take. and rub rub
where the pain seemed fercest and rub:
Jas though the stomachs of sthe@poor
little bears NJ would surely wear
through. Then occasionally she'd lose
her patience with the glutt little
bears and the way she'd cuff them
looked az though she might have,
learned it from peeking into Cum
mings township schoolroom s1me day
when the schoolma'am wasn't in good
humQr and when she+wa taking her
spite out on some block-headed young
ster. This cutting, however, was not
much of a cure for bear stomach ache,so.
while her lord and master ravenously
waded into the contents of the tub Mrs
Bear continued to rub the stomachs of
her youngsters like as if they had collie
or had been eating green apples.
Chamberlain and Kuntz conceived
the idea Of capturing, the, cubs They
reckoned that: The little ones.were too
sick to be able to run, and they cali
culated that the old bears would ske-
daddle as soon as they saw them. But
they reckoned wrong. The bears were
not to be frightened. The men were
without weapons, save for pocket
knives. They suddenly leaped from
their hiding place into the clearing,
not more than ten yards from the
bears. And. just. as suddenly did old
Mr.. Bruin leave off eating honey and
prepare for defense. The men circled
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-01-05
GODS se esIIii..
Hoods pile cure biliousness, indigestion.
Her view If II.

Her View 6f II.
'.sWell, said the old lady, the wars over,
Johns got his pension, the mortgage is done
paid off the mule; an now, eff we could Jest
have another war we could git the house.
painted an put new door on the barn!''-
Atlanta Constitution.
He Knew Not All.
: He-You think you know it all, don't you?
Z. Him-No; | have never been able to figure
out any reason for you being alive.-Indian-
sapolis Journal.
I have found Piso's Cure for Consumption
an unfailing medicine.-F. r. Lott, 1905
Scott ST., Covington, KY, Oct. l, 1894.
Love is a business of the idle, but the
idleness Of the busy.-N. Y. Weekly.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-01-05

: lay Rring Leprosy to This Country.
It IS pointed out that the United States
soldiers in Hawaiimay contract leprosy there,
and bring it to this country when they
return. While leprosy is much to be dreaded,
there are thousand times as many victims
there is a cure for them in Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters. Other common ailments that
the Rittefs are specific for are malaria. f.
yer and ague. Sold at all drug stores.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-01-05
Question Of Values

S He knew that She was cleaver business
woman, and therefore he thought his scheme
a good one, But he did not realize that she
was such good judge Of values.
! 81 have made q bet that / will marry you,' =
he said.
Money up?" she asked
!, Yes" he answered, pleased at the bust
nesslike way she took hold Of the propo-
GLOW much?''
Give hundred dollars"
! She looked him over critically
Too low" she said at last. You'll have
ito get it raised to S., 900 or you'll lose.''
And at that, as she afterward explained,
she was giving him a bargain-day price
Chicago Post.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-01-05
M. tn n le Sold and gnaranteed by III Drug

$500 and freight charges The mill weighs 10 lhs
Every MILF le covered, by a binding guar.
and will Do more and better work than any mill yoo
in will separate the foul Seeds such 20
mustard pigeon grass? etc. from fa1 on once going
timothy. Made Of the very best material. We fur.
nish with It wire wheat hurdle, three sieves wheat
sieve: 6aPacity 50 hqshsls per hour $g:s7 i or
Agricultural Implement Catalogue.
:. Y. Roberts Supply House. Minneapolis, 3l1n.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-01-05
he Good

do you to take Hoods Sarsaparilla g
beyond estima alton. II will give you warm,
rich, nourishings blood, strengt then your
nerves, tone your stomach, create an appe-
tite, and make you feel better in every way.
1t is q onderfuE invigorator OF the system
and wards of colds, fevers. pneumonia and
the grip. The best winter medicine is
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-01-05
a LIVING WITNESS.
Mrs. Holman Describes How She
Wrote to Mrs. Pinkham for
Advice, and Is Now Well.

DEAR Mrs. P1NKHAM:-Before using
your Vegetable Compound I was 4
great sufferer. I have been sick for
months, was troubled with severe pain
in both sides of abdomen. sore feeling
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-01-05

Don't get mad; it will settle on your liver.
-Atchison Globe.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-01-05

followed your direc-
lions, and cannot praise your medicine
enough for what it has done for me.
Many thanks to you for your advice.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com.
pound has cured me, and will recom-
mend ito my friends. Mrs. FLORENCE
b. HOFFMAN,, 512 Roland ST, Canton, o.
The condition described by Mrs. Hoff-
man will appeal to many women, yet
lots Of sick women struggle on with
their daily tasks disregarding the
urgent warnings until overtaken by
actual collapse.
The present Mrs Pinkhams expert
ence in treating female ills is unparal-
leled, for years she worked side by side
with Mrs. Lydia p. Pinkham, and for
sometimes past has had sole charge
Of the correspondence department Of
her great business, treating by letter
as many as a hundred thousand ailing
women during q single year.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-06-16
GAINESVILLE.

The annual convention of the State
Federation of Labor opened Tuesday.
Lieut. Joseph B Whiting, Jr. acting
assistant surgeon of the regular army,
who has been in the army ever since the
opening of the war with Spain, is home.
He went away with the First regiment,
but afterwards went into the regular
army.
The GAINESVILLE baseball season opens
at Athletic Park on Friday of this week
when the local team meet the Watertown
nine The latter have clear record so
far this year and hot game is assured.
Invitations have been received in this
city by the many friends of Mr. and Mrs
P C Brown of Edgerton, for the mar
riage of their sister, Gertrude Maude
Carman to Isaac Winslow Hagen, of this
city, on June q Rev Arthur G Kemp
ton of this city will oficiate.
County Clerk Starr has issued the
following marriage licenses during the
past two days: Joseph Fl Schaller and
Margaret G Walsh both of GAINESVILLE;
Isaac w Hagen, GAINESVILLE, and Gertrude
M Carman, Edgerton; Max Fisher and
Nellie N Puriton, both of Evansville;
Wyman Wood and Allie Halverson, both
of Indian Ford.
The closing exercises of the forty
seventh year of the Wisconsin School
for the Deaf took place at the chapel of
the school Tuesday morning and class
of sixteen received their diplomas. Judge
William Penn Lyon, president of the
board of control, made the address to the
class and presented the diplomas. In
the class there were four carpenters,
four printers one shoemaker and seven
art students. The orchestra from the
School for the Blind furnished the
music.