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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
FACTS FOR FARMERS.

Mule breeding has been profitable
and will be again.
Wheat is good for hogs. 1t should be
soaked or coarsely ground.
The horse has the same diseases and
symptoms that human being has.
This is a good time to clear the farm
of rubbish Clean out the fence cor
ners and burn all the trash.
According to an experience in the
Russian cavalry, aluminium horseshoes
last longer than steel. Certainly they
are lighter.
Teach the colt to eat grain before
taking it from the dam. It will then
be ready to go right along in growing
when it is weaned.
1t is best to train colt to go without
binders 1t is not best to take off the
binders from a horse that has always
been used to them.
The dry climate of Minnesota and
Montana, which is so beneficial to peo-
pie of weak lungs, produces a horse
of capital lung power
As between the two. you had better
have plenty of good water for your
stock than plenty of feed and a linn
tied quantity of water and that bad
Western PloWman
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
soiIinE the Poultry Food.

Many in building make a shed be-
tween their houses, in which they put
leaves to the depth of foot or 50. and
when grain is scattered in this the hens
will work nearly all day. In time. how
ever, the leaves get soiled and broken
up. and if not removed and renewed
will soil the plmage of the hens. and
not serve the purpose as well as the
whole ones. In houses where the
grain is scratched for the water-dishes
must be placed in a small box or plat
form, and the dough put in boxes on
the sides Of the coop, high enough to
escape the sand, for when the hens arc
hungry and in earnest they make the
sand and dust fly in all directions
Farm and Fireside.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
SMITHERS' RETORT.
lie Makes n TART Reply to the Land.
lady at the Private Family
Boarding House.

Mr.. Smlthcrs Is a somewhat fastidious
young man who IS looking for a new board
ing place Smthers can abide the regua-
tlou boarding house, and always tries 10 live
with private family. He is now convinced
that au "ad which s0iIcits boarders for a
nice private family Is often a snare for a
stutiy double flat, inhabited by one small
family and p boarders
Smithers called one day last week at a
place with glowing description just on the
flank OF Michigan avenue arIstoeracy
Hum, >usplcIOusiy like boarding house"
thought Smithers as he took in the dmen-
SONS. \ coIlaTle>s negro servant who
opened the door confirmed his suspicious,
but he had gone too far then to back out
\ sharp-uosed, SIMPLY laudiady came in
with a toplotty air.
"Er-ah ] believe | am mistaken" he be-
gan. Il supposed | should find a private
family. By the INSTRUMENTATION
The laughter and the familiar boarding
house hum of II clerks and ten lady stem.
ographers came up from the diniugroom
IN the basement. The mistress Of the CON
g.omg5rate private family, drew herself up
proudly. gu are entirely mistaken sir, -
she asserted, m rasplng. seven-dollar-a-
week voice. this is not boarding house,
although we have a few friends living with
us -
Smithers shifted the air. There was dis
tlnct odor OF pruUes and c0rned beet
Well, ! must say, he remarked, as he
turned up his coat collar and fed down the
steps, that il smells like a boarding house
madam. Chicago Inter Ocean
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

aid to the kidneys that is known to
medical science.
Or KiImer. the eminent physician
and specialist, has attaineda far-famed
reputation through the discovery and
marvellous success Of Swamp-Root in
purifying the blood. and thereby cur
ing chronic and dangerous diseases,
caused by sick Kidneys Of which some
Of the symptoms are given below.
Pain or dull ache in the back or head
rheumatism, neuralgia, nervousness
dizziness. irregular heart, sleepless-
ness. saliow complexion, pimples,
blotches, skin troubles, dropsy, irrita-
bility. loss of ambition, obliged to pass
water often during the day. and 10 get
upmany times at night, and all forms OF
kidney, bladder and uric acid troubles
Swamp-Root is sold by all dealers, in
tifty-cent or one dollar bottles. Make a
note OF the name, SWAMP-ROO DIR.
kiImer's Swamp-Root, and remember il
is prepared only by DR.. KiImer & Co.,
Binghamton y. y.
The great discovery Swamp Root has
been tested in so many ways, in hospital
work, in private practice among the
helpless too poor to purchase relief,
and has proved % successful in every
case that special arrangement has
been made by which all readers of this
paper who have not already tried it,
may have a sample bottle sent absolute
" free by mail, postpaid. Also book
telling more about Swamp-Root and
containing some Of the thousands upon
thousands of testimonial letters re-
ceived from men and women who owe
their good health. in fact, their very
lives, to the wonderful curative prop
critics Of Swamp-Root. BE sure and men
tion this paper when sending your adj
dress TO DR.. Kilmer & Co.. Binghamton,
y. Y.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
WOOD-CUTTING MACHINE.
Just the Thing for Places where e
Lot of Old Boxes and boards Is
Used for I&indIinK.

The following device for a wood cut
ting machine adapted TO households
where great deal of old boards, boxes,
lids, etc, are used for kindling, is very
prominent in German-American homes
in the northwest. On a strong, heavy
base is raised, horizontally, a strong
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

NO, " said the Boston dame, as she glared
wildly, through her double retractug spec
jacles, - VIII never lend my aid, nor en-
courage by my silence, the wanton slaugh-
ter OF harmless birds. l am bitterly opposed
to the killing OF these sprghtly sparrows.
Yes, indeed And | have only the most
studied contempt for the selfish wretches-I
mention no names-who lend themselves to,
or profit by, the cruel killing Of birds in
any form.
\ stlhed laugh ran around the hall. The
speaker paused and looked about her Then
She TUNED to the woman chairman.
What arouses the laughter she softly
inquired.
II guess it's your hat, replied the chair
man.
My hat" gasped the orator, and sat
down with a duh blush on her faded cheek
For her hat was adorned with three
piumes, five feathers and large blue wing!
Cleveland Pam Dealer
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
,.aEN YOU ARE GONE.

Then sun viii rise and set the same,
Men viii work and strive for fame,
Forgotten soon viii be your name,
When you are gone.
Flowers viii blossom in The spring,
And Siivery wood notes loudly ring.
- feJthered warblers sweetly sing,
When you are gone.
Friends will grieve above your bier,
And on your grave will drop tear,
You'll be forgotten in year,
When you are gone.
Above you ever and anon,
win pass the long years, one by one,
Remorseless NE sweep on and on,
When you are gone,
And millions yet will follow thee,
Gray age, glad youth and infancy,
VIII join YOU in Eternity,
When you are gone,
The cradle, coffin and the grave,
VIII hold alike the king and slave.
The proud, the humble and the brave,
When you are gone.
Age Will mourn. and youth viii laugh
One-half will give the other half
A tear. tomb, an epitaph,
When you are gone.
Boston Pilot.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
IMPROVED WOOD GLITTER.

thick board about 40 inches in height
with four or more cuts on the one side
as the accompanying cut shows. From
the top there is suspended heavy
swordlike, knife-shaped ak, with han
die, with which the wood is split The
pieces which are desired to be broken
crosswise should be laid across the up.
permost "step" and hacked with the az
a few times, whereupon they are easily
broken into small pieces.-Christiar
Bay, in Ohio Farmer
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
Fl GS
GRo1rNn PLAN OLE HOG HOUSE.

NINO NJ I1zl-E OI TO- 10 . "
side, so as to give the animals exercise
and sunshine. Il should be fioored with
hard wood and must be kept clean.
Provide plenty of bedding. The pas
sageway between the pen for the pigs
and those of the older animals is two
feet wide. The house should be high
enough to furnish room above the hogs
for storing corn and other grain feeds.
This can be spouted down into the
passageway convenient for feeding.
Tronghs are at a.-Farm and Home.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

The first story that Kipling writes after
will be sought as eagerly by progressive pub
fishers as Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is by
all who suffer from stomach ills OF any ma
ture. No matter whether it be Indigestion,
constipation, biliousness, nervousness, stub
born liver or overworked kidneys, Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters VIII cure it. 1t is an
unequaled spring medicine, curing and pre-
venting malaria, fever and ague, and all ills
resulting from a rundown system.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. j. Cheney & Co, Props, Toledo, Q.
We, the undersigned have known +. j
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac
lions and financially able to carry out any
obligations made by their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To
ledo, o.
Waiding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, Q.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system Price 75c. per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
Halls Family Pills are the best
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

Piso's Cure is the medicine to break up
children's Coughs and Colds Mrs. NJ. G..
Blunt, Sprague, Wash, March s, "a.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
He Had Reason TO Run.

The man came out OF an office building on
the run and started down the street.
"Here Here cried the policeman on
the corner What your hurry
There's a man back there trying to sell
each" cried the victim
The policeman instantly released his hold.
Rum" he cried Run like a white
head, Maybe YOU can get away from him
yet. indianapolis Journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

He struck it. St. Jacobs Oil struck his
Rheumatism. It was stricken out.
If man is as timid as a hare he ought
to die gdme.-Chcago Daily News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

Some poets are always amusing, but not
necessarily funuy.-C hicago Daily News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
Kent Her word.

what are you going to do with that
silyer-mounted revolver Of mine -
asked the languid husband
Il am going to use il to drive the wolf
from the door." replied the energetic
wife.
Whereupon she took it TO the near
est pawnshop and got two douf-s on 1t
Chicago Tribune
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
SteepIe CIock-DiaIs,

Difficulty is experienced in accurately
reading the time of elevated clocks on
account of the distance between the
minute hand and the figures Seen
from below the apparent reading may
be minute or two wrong when the
hand is not at twelve or six. on account
of this distance. The perspective
throws the hand out of position and
gives it an apparent upward position
On the first quarter this makes the
reading slow, on the last quarter fast.
4 proposed method of correcting this
is to make the clock face concave so
that the tip of the hand will almost
Craze the figures Then the time can
be accurately read from below
Youths Companion.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

w. NJ. Duncan, student of the Ag-
riculturaI college, Pullman, Wash, has
been employed to follow up certain
railway lines in eastern Washington
for the purpose of destroying the Can
ada thistles. Where the patches are
small he hoes them out himself. and
where extensive plots Of the weed are
found the proper officials Of the rail
way company are informed and men
dispatched to clear them out. This is
work in the right direction.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

Costs but lie per ID to grow Sazer has the
seed. German Coffee Berry, pkg. 15c; Java
Coffee pkg. l5c Salzer's New American
Chicory l5c. Cut this out and send l5c for
any Of above packages or send SOC and get
all pkgs and great Catalogue free to JOHN
A. SAFER SEED co, La Crosse, WIS. III
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
You Can Get Aliens Foot-Ease FREE.

Write to-day to Alien S. Olmsted lie Roy,
n. Y, for a FREE sample of Aliens Foot
Ease, powder TO shake into your shoes. II
cures chilblalns, sweating, damp, swollen,
achlng feet. 1t makes tight shoes easy
Cures Corns, BuDions and Ingrowing Nails.
Alldruggists and sboestores sell it. . cents.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
Production of Low Temperatures.

The porous jar, or alcarraZa. % trop.
ical climes is a well-known apparatus.
BY placing water in porous earthen-
ware vessel the fluid slowly reaches the
surface and keeps il moist. As it evapo.
-'ates constantly from the surface ii
cools the jar and the contents To pro-
duce very low temperatures. chloride OF
ethyl may be placed in such a vessel
As the chemical penetrates the pores
and evaporates the temperature falls
10 nearly 100 degrees Fahrenheit be-
low the freezing point It is a most
curious utilization of an old-time his
foric device IN the processes Of modern
science.-Youth's Companion.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

The woman did not believe in the occult
Now. | propose TO test this clairvov
ant" she was saying 81 shall send her a
lock of my hair. as She directs with some
question which nobody but myself can pos
sibly answer. Let me see, what can | ask
herr"
The man laughed hoarsely.
ask her what is the real color of the
hair" he urged.-Detroit Journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
Had Them to Eat.

Are YOU going to make biscuits to
day. dear?"
'.No. I wasn't going 10; but if you
want me 70 | VIII.
Wei wish You would- might as
ven pay ;he e.setio7f bet to-day as an
o7ner old Workers Ca
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

She has done so much for women.
surely you can trust her. Read
this letter from Mrs. NJ. c. GRIF-
Fling. of Georgeville, Mo.
DEAR Mrs. PlNKHAM The
doctor called my trouble ulcera-
ton of womb and change Of life.
l was troubled with profuse flow
When l wrote to you | was down
TX months; was under a doctors
it did me no good I had almost
IT Vegetable Compound has made
!. cannot thank you enough. |
who is afflicted as l have been to
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
Music HnII Horror.

2. Arno-Ihat baritone sings as if his
windppe needed job OF plumbing. Is it
bronehitlsg
Pye Porgan-I think he's using his medi-
cine-chest tones.-Chicago Tribune.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
COMFORT FOR HOGS.
How to Arrange a House for BOnri
Four Sows and Amy Number of
Little Pigs.

A hog house 15x3s feet for boar,
four sows and their offspring may be
arranged as shown herewith. The
house must be adjacent TO lots on either
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

See there a bad sprain cured and St.
Jacobs Oil cured it.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

Emma-Papa, if green means forsaken.
does the giving of an emerald to a young
lady mean that the giver has forsaken her?
Her Papa-No. dear. 1t means that he
has forsaken the emerald r. Jewellers
Weekly
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= Good sign.

TTT0I Y T--T- ~ " " 7 III : TT--- u -
rates philadelphia Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
He Took II Gently.

of they'd an do business that way"
said the man IN charge Of the loug-distance
telephone as young man laid down the
fee and went out, this wouldn't be bad
Job to hang on to, but he is an exception.
In what rc-pectz'
"Whv. be called up Chicago, asked girl
10 marry him, got the marble heart and
went out without a kicE Some fellows
would have laid around here for am hour
after to shake themselves together and then
make ri ll row at having to pay regular
rates Philadelphia Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

\ bad player and a bad piano make bad
combInation.-A tchison Globe
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

Lawsakes 1t cured my aches. St ia
cobs Oh makes no mistakes
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

Single your house before you plaster it.
Rams Horn
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

Feeze and fret? Why? st. Jacobs Oil
cures Neuralgia. Soothes it down
Many a girls heart has been melted by
ice-cream.-L \ W Bulletin.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

Love is business of the idle. but the
idleness of the busy.-N. y Weekly.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

Some people die eating and others diet
Chicago Daily News
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

In the morning well St Jacobs Oil cures
soreness and stiffness
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

The bootback always begins at the foot
Chicago Daily News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

The Chicago market calls for a me
dunn size hog.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

Told you so In one night cured. St ia
cobs Oil masters Lumbaco
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
TALKS WgFH
WGDEaEH OF
MIDDLE a az.

ing and became very weak.
in bed, had not sat up for 81
treatment all the time, but It
given up in despair, but your
me feel like a new woman.
would advise any woman "
write to Mrs. Pinkham, al
LYNN. Mass, and get her adj
vice and be cured as | have
been.
Mis-. f. H. ALLEN, 4IQ Ne
braska Ave, Toledo. Ohio
writes
dear Mrs. PINKHAAI:-
Change of life was working OF
me. NV kidneys and bladde
were affected l had beer
confined to the house all sum
,Der NOT able to stand
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
1t is a critical period.
DREPARE for the turn Of Ill

OREPARE for the turn of life. 1t is critical period.
Asndicatons Of the change appear be sure your Phys
cal condition good The experience IS wonderful
one and under full of menace Mrs PINK
ham Of Lynn Mass give you her advice without charge
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

1t seems queer that an intelligence office
should supply stupid servants Chicago
Daily News.
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nv ~
on my feet for any
length Of time Terri
pie pains when urinat-
ing and an itching that
nearly drove me wild.
| had tried many rene
dies. I told my hus-
band l had great faitl
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

The merchant, who sent up toy balloons
with his ad, painted on them, knew how
to get his name up.-L. \. W. Bulletin.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

Fortify Feeble Lungs Against Winter
with Hale's Honey Of EIorehound and Tar.
Pixies To0thache Drops Cure in one minute.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06
THE MEDICINAL QUALITIES ARE OBTAINED FROM

by
oavodm CTan
and wor Tcnei
O is d al t1 mus
6 pC
and all its lien ht edy
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to
remedy am ne o
by
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To Cure q Collin ono nnv


Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets, All
druggists refund money fails to cure. 25c.
1t seems queer that an intelligence office
should supply stupid seuvants.-Chicago
Daily News
| Told you so. In one night cured. St. ia
| cobs Oil masters Lumbago
| 1t is pity amateur actors can't see
themselves as Others see them.-Atchlson
/ Globe.
In the morning well. St Jacobs Oil cures
soreness and stiffness.
The merchant, who sent up toy balloons
with his "ad painted on them, knew how
to get his name up-L. \. w. Bulletin.
Fortify Feeble Lungs Against Winter
with liaIe's Honey OF Horehound and Tar.
/ Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The only thing some people do is to grow
oldcr,-Atchson Globe.
He struck It. st. Jacobs Oil struck his
rheumatism. It was stricken out.
If a man is as timid as a hare. he ought
to die gdme.-Chlcago Daily News.
Piso's Cure is the medicine to break up
chidren's Coughs and Cods-Mrs NJ. G..
Blunt. Sprague, Wash, March s, "a.
Some poets are always amusing. but not
necessarily funny hicago Daily News
See there. a bad sprain cured; and St.
Jacobs Oil cured it,
\ had player and bad piano make bad
combination Atchison Globe
LawSakes 1t cured my aches St ia
cobs Oh makes no mistakes.
The bad language Of the eres is the same
the world over.-Town Topics
Feeze and fret? Why? St Jacobs Oil
cures Neuralgia. Soothes it down.
Many a girls heart has been melted by
ice-cream.-L. A w Bulletin
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

The only thing some people do is to grow
oldcr-Atchison Globe.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets All
druggists refund money If it fails to cure. 25c.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-04-06

Its perfect freedom Questionable quality and substance and its acting the dne
pleasant to the taste but
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-08-29
Catarrh Cannot be Cured

with local applications, as they can
not reach the seat of the disease. Ca
tarrh is a blood or constitutional dis
ease, and in order to cure it you must
take internal remedies. Halls Ca
starrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not
quack medicine. 1t was prescribed
by one of the best physicians in this
country for years, and is regular
prescription. 1t is composed of the
best tonics known, combined with the
best blood purifiers, acting directly on
the mucous surfaces. The perfect
com biuation of the two ingredients is
what produces such wonderful results
in curing catarrh. Send for testimo-
mails, free.
f. j. CHENEY & Co., Props, Tole-
do, Ohio.
Sold by druggists, price 70 cents.