The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-02-15
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.
Political clubs are sometime

trumps.
= One little trouble may make us
forget dozen things we ought to be
thankful for
= A capital idea for writer is to
have money enough in bank to enable
him to write checks
: 1t is we'll tc know thyself, and it
is also well to know that the CONNER
cial agencies speak well Of you.
- The poor have but little show in
this world. Some editors reject poems
for no other reason than that they arc
poor
= A physician says that as a rule
women live longer than men. We
have frequently noticed that widows
live longer than the men whose wives
they were.
= Ignorance is Of much less consc-
quencc than knowledge Of things we
don t know
The individual who is compelled
to live entirely on sweets soon sours
on them.
1t an easy task 20 write man
posthumous biography lie can t get
bacl; at yoi..
= Occasionally young man wakes
up fresh as daisy-and his freshness
continues al day
A Keatuckian who always carries
pint bottle says it's just IS easy to
get hilarious on water as il is on laud-
= History tells US Rome was saved
by the cacl;ling of geese. Some Of our
politicians seem bent on trying to
make history repeat itself
: After politician has been dead
80 or 40 years he is sometimes referred
to as a statesman.
Thomas F. Pendel, a White
House guard, has been on duty thirty
four years. He let President Lincoln
out of the executive mansion the last
night he went out alive, and was the
last to bid President Garfield good
bye when the latter started for the
railroad depot. where he was assassi-
mated.
: Wher a man does something
mean to you that you had thought Of
doing to him it warps the golden rule.
Wher a man steals he does it FOR
himself: but when a woman steals she
does it for some worthless man.
-O OF all mcddlcrs, there is none
who gel it il The solar plexus quite 50
hard as those who meddle with love.
Probably The milliner realizes
her inability to make fine birds Of fine
feathers. so she dccorates hats With
them.
The fact that there are just as
good fish in the sea as ever we're
caught is rather encouraging to the
piscatorial ear.
Kidney disease is the enemy We
have most to fear as result Of the
Geverish restlcssness Of our much
Wanted modern civilization. 1t is a
trcachcrous enemy, working out its
deadly effect under cover of the most
trifirg symptoms. The first indica-
tious Of changes in the urine, frequent
headaches, digestive troubles should
be the signal for prompt remedial
measures. Prickly Ash Bitters is a
kidney remedy Of superlative merit; it
is soothing, healing and strengthening,
quickly relieves the aching or sore
ness that always appears in the ad-
vanced stages, checks the progress Of
the disease and through It's excellent
cleansing and regulating effect in the
stomach, liver and bowels, it brings
oack the strength ana rudy SIo" VI
vigorous health. Sold by Evans
Pharmacy.
Lawrence schracdcr died last
Saturday in New York at the hospital
for outdoor poor from debility, caused
by want 9f food On Wednesday Il
letter for Schraeder was delivered at
shc hospital, containing a check for
50, ,090, sent from England it was his
share Of his father estate The body
had been sent 10 the morguc, and the
money arrived just in time to prevent
the body from being buried in the
potter's field.
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