Evening journal., 1899-02-02
ONE CENT.
FREE SILVER SPLIT.
Bill Jones Airs His Opinion
Regarding the Matter.
TELLS OF ADDI0Kg POPULARITY

THE SANDTOWN MAN HEGPuNH
THE LAUREL FELLOWS TO GET
WAITER WORKS. FOR THAT
TowN-HINTs AS TO ADDacKs'
sPOTrERs.
The Wayfarer in a strange and un-
heard Of manner, which he is not now
at liberty to divulge, has come inso
possession Of the following effusion
from the versatile pen OF Bill Jones to
his wife:
Dover. Jan. 81, 1899
My Dear Mary Ann: Our ol' fren',
Bob Rennolds wuz IN to see me yes
terday. He sez, bin, you're an Ad-
dicks man an I'm a Dimocrat, but
wan to tell you, as wun statesman
ialkin' to anuther that the peple Of
our deestrict are certenly proud OF
Bill Jones. EVerybody's talkin about
yore raise in the worp, an ef I wuz
still giv'ner I'd certenly make YOU
sekretary OF state. The houses in Can
ter0ury IL deckerateo in yore honor,
an we wan yo' to cum down an gdt
silver lovin'-cup we've bot fur you"
l SEE, Bob, wen are you a-g.en to
civ hit to me-" an he sez, Mex Toos-
dy week" sez. "I'll be there" He
sez, Il wan you to be my geet durdn'
the juberlee," an sed as how Il
would. Bobs a purity nice feller, ef he
rs Dimocrat an CESS III homer his
house with my presence.
owr oil trends Bob Richerds an
seniter Brashur dun a herowfek act
sum days ago, an ciene furgot to
tell yo' about hit. Their wuz hotel
hack unnln' away an they run out
an stopt hit. They wuent hurt, but
they mita bin ef them hosses had bin
goin faster un a walk. Them peple
who wuz in the hack certenl6 feels
mitey grateful to them fellers FUR wot
they dun.
seniter Blakely gifts on sum purity
good things. A feller sed to him as
how seniter Higgins an Fred Eatln
Box certenly had purity deep skeme
in this yere senitoryal FIRE Yes sed
sendter Blakely, hits so deep they'll
have to git a submareen diver to bring
hit up" That certenly made us Ad-
dicks fellers Ian. Mary Ann.
fergot to tell yo' about that ter
basco sawHe we had up to Mister Ad-
dicks dinner. You no hits as het as
the warm side OF eternity AL Con-
ner, OF Feltin, wuz sittin' mex to Rep
resentative Frizzle at the table wen
the oisters wuz served. Now al hadn'
never et nun OF that there terbasco
sawse an he put hit an sum hoss rad
dish on his raw oisters. Then he put
one OF them olsters in his mouth. HIT
wuzas hot as-well, you kin imagin
how hot hit wuz. Ef ther wuz ever
an oister burnt to deth hit wnz that'n
wlch AL Conner put in his mouth. AZ
wuz in a powerful bad way, but he
bore hit an sed to F'rlzzle, "Ef yo'
wan to make. yer oisters taste good
put sum OF that stun on EN-" This
fel.er FIfzzle's allus reddy to try an
Experiment an so ne dun wet AL tol
him. Then he added sum pepper an
hoss raddish to hit an hit wuz COM
bynashun sich as would a-meNed a
pece Of irun. Jes' as soon as he got
hit in his mouth he yelled "Fire" an
spit hit out. Al didn' laf He wuz
hurt too bad hisself 10 do hit but
the two fellers jes' mingled there teres,
an It wuz a touchin' site.
Enrollin' Clerk Hermin First fees
hurt. He hahn mad, but he jes' con-
siders as how he hain't bin treted rite.
He an Levy Cort Commissioner Harry
? Wlte is the two ledin Persian troobe-
! dors in the state an they hahn got no
S invertashun to partisipate in that
D there Persian Gardin Party witch the
e wimmin Of the New Sentury Club Of
Wilmington is givn'. Hit wouldn
a-bin 80 bad but they wuz exjectin
x lnvertashuns an SEN up % Fil;ydel-
r fla an rented there ccstooms. Hit
y strikes me as how they hahn bin
e treted rite. The club mite at least Civ
l. EN- back the muney they've spent, not
t, nowin as how the line Tuz to be
p drawn on there singin' cazasity.
b, Them seniters played the Lazerus
,e act on that there eel bill wuz gun
min fur. had hit kilt an wuz about
20 collect my fee fur lobbyin' agin it
u wen one Of them fellers wen to wurk
rt an resurrected hit, an now hits alive
a. an wrigglin' agin fur all hits wurth
lie Seniter Maull is agin ii fur me. but
re hit begins to look as tho Brashure
he nd lick me an the hoe outfit. El
they do them cells mite jes' as well
move outten Indyan river an Reho-
bcth bay, fur ef they don they'll I'm
as horv life hahn wurtb livin'.
n Stait Kemist Wolf has bin maxim