Daily Kennebec journal., 1899-06-01
Reflections OF a Bachelor.

| pleasure.
Most people who rob Peter to pay
Paul forget the last part of the con-
| tract.
| A cook can do more to foster domes-
| tic peace than the most sanity minis
| terial adviser.
| When a woman's children have all
had the whooping-cou and she hears
that her nelghbors are down with It,
she goes around all day thanking
Heaven for its blessings
No woman is 50 free from conceit
| that when her husband shows any in
| terest in woman he meets at dinner,
she doesn't go home and look in the
glass and wonder how he could do it. ~
There is nothing in the world that ls
so shameful To woman as detection.
The most successful way woman
knows of deceiving her husband is pre-
tending to tell him everything she does
The difference between dog and a
woman is that after man has kicked
the dog it forgives him. but doesn't
hang around for another kick.
If more wives went away from their
husbands in The summer there wouldn't
be fewer scandals in his life, but there
would be less infelicity.
If wives could get away from their
husbands as easily as other women.
the men would cling to them so hard
that all the divorce lawyers would die
of starvation.
The only way to keep woman from
telling on you is to have her mixed up
in II. too.
The devil has always known better
than 10 try TO deceive woman; he lets
her deceive herself.
When some women pretend to be
running away from man they just
run round and round in a very small
circle.
The difference between a man and a
woman who do wrong Is that she is
glad she is sorry she did and he is
sorry he is glad he did.
When 4 woman wants to blush al 4
story ana can't. it's because she is
listening too hard.
The hardest woman to make up your
mind To catch is the one who tries
hardest TO be caught.
4 woman's excuse for going some
place she ought not 10 is that some
body wanted her to; a mans is that
somebody didn't want him 70.
Society needs only one more protec-
ton: the chaperons should he com
PEELED to eat onions.
Men who think their wives are too
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got any less SO.
The main reason why the world Is
worth living in is because most people
have to put up with it just as it Is.
wonder which q woman who loves
her husband would choose-to have
him despise her, or to have him despise
himself.
The thing that makes n woman most
miserable ana most happy at the same
time is to be in love with a man and to
suspect that he suspects it,
No man who loves woman can b.
entirely just to her.
The devil begins on women by being
amazed al the smallness Of their feet.
The most innocent thing is the frank
| way Il NpIildll dulilitS ludl you dlt IL
love with her.
When a girl is interested in a man. II
| he isn't howlegged and squint-eyed,
she says he Is as handsome as a Greek
god"
When a married woman gets into a
| Irritation she eases her conscience with
the thought that it is a compliment 70
her husband to have other men admire
| her.
A man can treat his wife a lot too
we'll for his own good.
No woman can ever be jealous of her
| husband unless She distrusts him.
a man may hit another man when
he's down, but a woman will generally
kick him.
| A woman can be happy with less to
| spend than a man. as long as she has
| more things to spend ii for.
1t IS probable that very few women
| could love their husbands long If they
had to look over their shoulders in the
| looking glass while they are shaving
! themselves.-New York Press.