Evening journal., 1899-02-11

menus. lNClu = Ddu tuul, Dul MI JtS
the beginnin' ov wot them fellers is
a-tryin' 10 un.ode on the stait. an
witch ahey would unlode ef hit wuzn't
fer me- There's breeds called the mi
crococcus. 'baocillus, spirillum, an the
mlcrooocci. In addishun to this there's
lpeshe, highprised breeds known as
loeitraegezlfblo,oG iederpflanzenzwiete
shefn, an the untersuShungenndoer-
vegslltlorll llOrmenYoncod odcoljacteriosep-
tica. Now, IN leve hit 10 you, Mary
Ann, ef I wanted to send the hired
gurl out to milk one Of them burned
things ef The milk wouldn't he so
feevered before l could tel her wot
wanted her to do as to he not fit fer
markit A farmer kin git emmy breed
of these yere germs he wants A feller
named Billrothfs got breed he calls
zoogloea, an anuther feller advertises
loptothrix FUR sale at bargln prises.
The hagelnm an the anaercbes is
only rased dn Nh Jersey, an I've un-
derJtood as how they're mitey skeerse.
This yere fel.er Cradle sez as how a
good helthy pare ov germs'll rase 4772
bi.lyuns ov yung germs in three days.
That's too menny. Sooperntendint
Hollidy couldnf furnish etock cars enuf
10 take 'em to manlxet- an even eff he
could. the markit would beglutted, an
the shipper 'ud have TO pay frate both
ways. This fac has set me to thinkin'
as how the Ialerode lobby IL
back of this bin ov Sam
monses. Now, Mary Ann, | wan TO
no wot bizness men like Sammons has
OF iterdoocinf Twin muItiplikashun
tables like THAT up aroun Famhurst.
HITS wurse than them English rab-
mits I've red about out ther in Avs
talya Ef they buy them germs an
put 'em up there at Farnhurst the Stait
viii have to bi a lot of new groun' to
pasture 'em on. How we're a-goin' TO
do that I don no. fur we're bustid an
owe Sussix county ate thousan' dollers.
Stait T1sshurer Bawl cum to me to-
day an wanted me to shave a note
fur S50,OOO. i didn' hav my lather
cup an razer with me an cu.dn do
hit But this jes' goes to show how
reckless mem IL wen they so bug on
this yens germ ralsin' ibiznees. The
book sez as how a single germ ways
$50, 100000 milligram. That's eruf to
cave the Stait I'm an leve us nmthin'
but a big cavity an the committee o.
1.-THE h1re Of the COnstituEhenal Con-
venshun 10 depend on. Ors OF them
things would make us liv' peupendic.z-
Ter fur the rest of our hives. AM
want to no how menny psp.e hitwou.d
take to etc a germ wayin ,250000CC0
lmillgram. Hits time fur the buyehers
to rise up an assert thsiIselNes an
there b,-cdy rites in the premises
Evry shamlblI in the stain w5uld hay
TO shet down.
There's a breed known as the hay
bacillus. Hit won etc nuthin' but hay
Hit despises grass an long fodder. III
you don put a speshel hay known az
so" c. in there stalls theyg stunt al
there meles; an not only that but thi
hayb get to be infused CT hit givg
them germs the bots l don't be.eev'
emmy farmland wou,d want to curry
down haybacillus an then cook his
grub before comm in to breakfast.
looked To see ef emmy Of them germ.
could be broke to the plOw, but thN
book don say. The burned thing.
r kin fly, too, fur this yere Shikawg,
5 feller sez as how the queetyun as Il
how bacteria rise into the air is on'
| OF CRATE Importance" 1 should say a
Z how hit wuz. Who'd want to raise
flock OF bacteria, an jes wen the,
= wuz gittn gocd an fat an reddy fu
. markit. git up sum mornin
r an see the whole shootin'
I match nyin' ever to the nabers an
e litin' on his barn. an Dustin The shin,
] lSNN' Oh u-tliWlI u NAt AOpLln
F., There'd be nuthin' but dammig SCOT.
fur yeres to cum. In lessn twenty
yeres them lawyer felrers woult
s own all the IAN am bildlns. an thu
r. germs, too. Ef we are to have thes,
y bacteria we mus certenly clip thl
/. wings or pull there pinyun fethers be
fore We turn 'em out to pastur' 4
g Dutch feller named Buchner has de
!; Iivered a lecl1tur on "The escape o'
n bacteria into the air." an this shows
e wot a trubble they've had over ther'
o TO domestikate the burned things. T,
a make matters wurse, these yere germs
y hahn good natured. | don believe yol
could ever git them broke to work to
r gether in dubble harness. They Nigh
: be made TO drive single but wen / q
TO hitch up germ hitM be to a bugg
=, as how I've borrowed frum Pete Ciarl
or sum OF them Sylvester boys Thi
y book SEE as how there's "a cOnstin
: struggil fer scopremesy between diff
% rent speecees ov bacteria" I'm con
NJ vinct that ef a feller gifts more'n on
II breed OF germs he's got TO male up
= sine of "Blessid is the Pecemaker" OF
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