davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

Mtt Nusna6me bon Mi9igan 1T Die
pfirfidernte in alien 5taotsn, mel
ne Oieie Sru6t anbauen, 10 fdle4t a3&ges
faIen, 6aB Pfirii6e in bieier GaiIon Elm
rt9t t6eurer Nrtifel fein biirftelt.
Die 8 0 6 n in ben Ditlifea
Stootsn 1T bieiss So6r 10 reiAli6 aus
gsfaGen, oaB Die ginma9anitalten in
Baltimore i6ren 8etrieb pd6reno Der garz
gen @diion gum She'll aud auf bic Na9t=
itunben ausbe6nen peroen.
Sn Sort Scott, &a n as, 1T cine gtiz
ben3uder@9 eieIf6aft nit einem !Rapttat
BON 100000 gegriinDet tporoeu. Sic Fat
bic aIte Sorg6um5uderfabrit angctauft
nnb mill Oieie in cine 8tben3utsrFabrit
umtpdnheln.
Na8 Dem Mi7ourier Metterpropbeten
9if5 1T in bteiem Monat be. uno un9olz
tenoe @tBe gu erparten; ebenio 6eiBe
Wtnoe nno 9~egenmage( in eiuem be-
beutenben 96eiIe unierer 0etreioegsgenpeu
bes 8etens unb Horopeten5.
Die Srnaro 3uderfabrtf in GaIifprz
MEN bat cine peitere 3an6 q~efauft, um
our 3uderriben5u6t berpenbet gu per6en,
1tno 3par bic 5576 Ndsr groBe 9atterTon
Ron4. Ser 8aufprsis IoG cine babe
MiQiOn Dollars betragen.
X 4 =
Die grDBte MiG9erei Der @eIt
befinost it4 pier3ebn M}eilen bon Nemarf,
81. S. SIS perben bort mtnbefttns tau
1snb 8GRe ge6alten. Der @tgentbHmer be-
1tBt etne Ran4 in Sopa, pon pel6er er
feline Mil4ti6e be3is6t.
Die u9dirD Union" bon eSIltnpts 1T
f6arf binter ben 8rocerD6dnoGern uno an
beren 8aufleutsn Der, tpelde i6ren Sunben
Sleomargorine fir 8ubbutter auf6dnasl;
fol4e 8etriiger foQen geri6ttia aur Ser
authorizing ge3Ogen tperben. unb bas 1T
gang in Der SrDnung.
* * *
"a groaent bes @tuates Soma,
fnsbr oIs 100000 Qcrss, iinb mod 9}ez
gisrun9slano. Na9 Der 8ere9nuaa bes
gsOlogii6em neutrality-suspicious. t0nren
100000 Acrss naoon tinItlid bemdIfert
neroen.
* = X
@Hb=9ototuer 8IGtter meIben.
noB in ben 8ei3enfstpsrn ienes @tautss
qtuer Elm neuer, gang unbetannter, aber
oerbeerenosr S3dbling fein 11npeTen trei6t.
9oS SnIett greift Die 9flan5en an Der
aGur5el an, 10 buB fe umfauen unb perz
trodnen.
Mt3tgan iOG na6ftes Subr cine
fpsttere Riiben5uderfubrif erbulten, bt. in
WteHomtnee ge6aut nerben uno cine Geiz
1tun9Sfdbidfeit bon 500 Snns RON Sn, mn
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

Sub<0~ atptaer 8lGtter melben,
Dap in Den 8si3enfetpern ienes @tautss
1tuer Elm neuer, gang unbefannter, absr
nsr3esrenOer S6doGing fsin ~11npsfen treibt,
9oS SnIett greift Die gfGan3sn an Der
9Sur5el an, 10 baB ie umfuGen unb Der@
trpdnen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

Sn Sort Scott, 8unfos, 1T cine gtiz
ben3uder@@ eieQi4aft nit einem &apttat
BON 100000 gegriinDet tporoen. Sic bat
bic alte @Org6um3uderfabrit angetauft
nnb milf Oieie in cine gftibensufsrFabrit
untpdnheln.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

Die Somutozgrnte in ben 1fttidea
@toaten lit bieies So6r 10 reidli6 aus
gefaGen, oaB Die ginma9anitatten in
Baltimore t6ren 8etrieb pd6rsno Der garz
gen @atfon gum She'll aud auf bic Nu9tz
itunoen au8be6nen iperoen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09
Kraut uno RIben,

Mtt Nusna6me bon Mi6igan 1T Die
pftrfi6ernte in alien Stooten, Dtjz
rhe Oteie Sru6t anbuuen. 10 fdle6t a@sges
falen, 6aB Pfirii6e in bieier Gaiion Elm
rt4t t6eurer Nrtitel fem biirfterL
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

"a grO5ent bes @taote3 Soma,
msbr oIs 100000 Qtcrss, finO mod Otez
eierun9slanb. Na9 Der 8ere9nua9 bes
geOlogiIden 8erme7ungsbursaus t6nren
100000 @cres naoon tiinitli4 benafert
meroen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

contrattli4 geiiGsrt, bo9 fOlen mod peiz
tere 1000 Acres ba5u .ommen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09
s. b. 8 uerner, Seras.

Qntport: 0os gum Nder6au, our
Obit= unb @ie65udt geeignete 2ano in
@batcom So. befinbet ii9 aues in 9riDatz
be1ib, nit Nusna6me Ginger Settionen
S9uGanb i'm Bird 8apz0ttritt. Nm tez
item pe1oen Sic fi6 BEL Sbrer Infunft
ba1elb1t an 6rn, s. I. 2arra6ee III 5airz
BADEN, Der S6nen unb alen Sbren 9egle;=
tern bereitniQigIt Nustunft ii6er od3S6Ilz
lamb (im Safe sic auf bafielbe reflettiren
~Iolten) unp iiber ale anberen auT Die Nus
pa6l PATHFINDER 9eimitGtten 8e3ug ba6eEz
ben 5ragen geben ipirb, obne oab Sbner
baraus irqenopel6e unfpiten eriteben. Bon
an ben beut16en In1teolern Iii jene1l
GountD, bic DieIem menf6enfreunoli9 ge@
1innten Mann lift ppQiteS 8ertrauen entz
9e9engebrabt rnb I'm 1einen &otb raAgez
1u6t BADEN, bat bas fem ein5tger 81 bereuetl
qebabt. - Die @rle lit cine na9e Ser
panbte Der 8irte. Der groBe 8ot1!iter
Gimme pereinigte bic t6m befanntsn@rleaars
ten nit ben 9irfsn gu benz Genus Betula
unb nod ieBt perben ~ein3elne Qrte1t in gsr@
aei6ni1en 3umeilen unter bieIem Namen
gefiibrt.
283. sd babe cine 6 Sable ate @tute,
pel6e boriees Sriibjabr bas erite 5iiaen
(G1eO ge6abt bat. 9aiielbe tit iebt ettpa
% Monote aft unb tb babe es bieler Sage
entp06nt, ba bic Mutter fur4t6ar 5erunz
terqefommen 1T. Sic fribt 5par, aber
pie es f6eint, nit f6le6tem @ppetit, bGngt
ben &opf unb Die Nugen iino triib, fe
f6eint alio trant gu Iein. Wa5 fam ibr
pobG feblen9 Das muB i4 tbun, I'm
8eFerung berbeiaufii6ren? 8itts I'm ST.
rem Ratb.
s. Goerig, Ne6rdsfa.
Mntmprt: Oas 6Gngenta1ien bes
&opfes t0nnte auf cine @ehtrndffettton
binbeuten, bas Qbmagern auf Qus5ebrung,
Sci elmer 8ebanblung tommt es oaraui
an, Die 9runofrantbeit gu e%rfennen uni
gu beben; beihss 1T i6pierig uno lebterea
Telten mDgli9. lin bic 8etoauung unb
NIfimilation gu regeln nno bic &rdfte 81
unteritiben, bient unter anoeren ~folgenbss
Mittel: 8almusipur5el, Gnstunput3el
pFeffermiin5e unb &umme1, bon isDem
eleide S6etle, nerben gum BUILDER gema9t
unb Dem Patienten baoon LIZ unaen
auf einmal 9egeben, unb 5tpar td9lidy mef=
rere FOLDER 8aben. Man gieht oas Mtttel
aufs 5utter. Damn muB Dem S6ier Elm
lei6t ~peroauli9es, I%aftiges, mebr e~rtenlr
erndbrenOes Butter serei9t nerben, fpis 3
9. S4rot, 8leienf6lapp, Mobrriiben
junge Grdfer, 0iiteln ETC., ferner nabrenoes
geiDff bon 9erieni9rOt. 2slutu9eE etc.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

Sn Der g}d6e BON 9OrtonoiGe in Sn=
btana bate Der Sarmer Spa !5arbeD cine
6eeroe BON S6peinen, pe49e fait fdn!at@
lid BON Der G6olera befalem inuroca. Ra4z
benz etnioe Stid baran trepirt lraren,
impfte er breiBie Stid nit benz Dielemz
pfphlenen Serum, unb oas &e1ultai
mar ein auBerOrOentGi6 eiinftiges, inbem
Der 8rantbeit unb i6reu @er6eerungSn To-
fort ginbalt eet6an nurbe.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

Die Surn1er bOn Glart GountD in S NJ
Diana BADEN in oieiem Sabre aud einen
combine" 9egriinbet, uno 3ipar einen
vSraubenzG ombine", Die Srau6erernte in
bieiem Sabre betrd9t ungefGbr $4,000 8uz
ibel, Die preiie iinD inOeB in bieiem Sabre
be0eutenO niebriger, als i'm %pergangensa,
unb man min baber bic Grate 70 LANCE
be6alten, Bis bic pretie pieber iteigen, b. +.
tpenn bic Srauben ii6 10 Iange baIten uno
ni9t bor6er perber6en.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

ao8 Dem Naifourier Wettsrpropbeten
9ifS 1T in bieiem Monat be! unb ou9olz
tenOe 9tBe gu erparten; ebenfo 6eiBe
WtnOe nno Regenmaget in einem Be-
bel|teroen S6eile unierer 0etreiosgsgsnbsu
hes Beitens unb Goropefens.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

9iiIfs : QderbauIetretGr Martin ron
Pennfptpanien iust, bic beurigs
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

DIX p9dirp Union" bon SGGinots 1T
1harf binter ben 9rOcerp6dnbGern rno an
bsren 8aufleuten Der, tpel6e i6ren aunben
Sleomargarine fir Sub6utter auf6dnqell;
fol4e 8etriiger fOIen geri9tli6 CUR Ser
authorizing ge5Ogen peroen. 11no bas 1T
gang in Der SrDnung.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

Qebtbin Derpiifts Elm 9agelturm bic
@egenb 3tpii4en @aOalier ulo 0amilton
BON Spnes bis 9laBton in NOro@0a=
fO q auf 3~tpan5ig Meilen 2dnge nnO flint
M6eilen 8reite. Die 5eloftii6te in BEN
betroffeneq @ebtet, elmer Der bstsn @eiz
3engegenben i'm @taate, ipurben bouitdnz
big Derni9tet, Der S6uben tpiro All
cine 8isrtelsM iIion Dollars 6si6GBt.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

Sr Mtnnefota tperben bic abgez
boI3ten 8aIoIdnbereien, Die tpegen ni6t be-
5a6lter Steuern an ben Staat 3uridgefalz
len finb, tpie0er aufgeforitet unb ais Malbz
r~eIerben ge6alten perben. Gs Iinb fofpeit
100000 Ncres, bod mag lire 3u6t Big auf
brei MiQtOnen 1teigen. Der Stadt ii6ert
ii9 babur6 fir bic 3ufunft cine oauernoe
@innabmequele. - CUR 9ao4a9mung sm>
pfpAlen!
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

Mie mir aus elmer Nn3abI %unlerer WeAz
felbldtter erIe6en, Fat Elm neuer &artp :
feIfdfer fein @rfdeinen gema6t, Der
an @efrdBigfeit ben fir %erfcoren ge9olz
tenen Iogenannten Golora0Ozadfer ne.i
iibertrtfFt, ST 1T BON ~itablgrauer 5acbe.
ungefd6r einen baG6en 3oa lang unh
tommt in 59pdrmen, tpelde in ungluu5z
1i4 tur5sr 3eit Elm gauges 9artoffslfelo
Bis auf bic 5tengel abfrefen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

Sn alabama a1ein iinb nod
522,373 4cres 0ffentti9er 2dnbereien inter
Gem 9eimitGttez@ eTeB offen, nel6e briuz
genb Der 8eiieoelung barren, Srob a[Isbem
min man einerieits Der @inpanberuns
9emmfdube onlegen, anbererieits gebt man
uuf blutige Groberungen BON 8olpnieen
aus, pel6e pieIe 5auIenoe Oon Msilen hOn
uns e%ntfernt lieBen, Mie mag ii4 ruh Oas
ONES tpobl 5ufammenreimem - ODER audi
- tpo bleibt ba bic %Goniequen5?
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

Die Gonferoenfabrif in Qnahetm ii
Californian fat NIT benz 9erfatrbt
BON Npritoien b%egonnen unO perber
100000 8annen in % GiIenba6nnagenIa:
Oungen Oerfhidt. Mit Dem Gtnma6en Dor
pftriiden 1T audi Der @nfang gema6t nm
bann tommen tomatoes an bic Rei6s. 9or
ben beri3ie0enen 5rii9ten tpirb bic 9eleQ=
f6oft ungefd9r 100000 &annen Elm:
MAIDEN.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30
For the Ladies.

The Jackets, Capes and Furs we
have been talking to you about
have arrived. To say this is the
finest display of Ladies garments
ever shown in this State is putting
it mildly. None of the larger city
stores can excel them. All the new
and latest creations from New York
and foreign markets and the prices
we assure you are lower than asked
for inferior garments. See display
in our north window.
HIRsCHMAN's,
the Big Store.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

The contract for a splendid office
building will be let to morrow. II
had been intended to use the build
ing as library but the Science Hall
and the new law wing proved made
quate and the first floor will be used
as offices by the President. There
being no elevators he could not get
his dignity up to the second floor.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

II the report is true that ma
chine or process has been found
by which the soft coal of the west,
heretofore regarded as non coking,
can be turned into coke, the result
will be something OF an industrial
revolution, and the area of all kinds
of metal industry will be greatly
broadened.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

The Wheeling Register seconds
the nomination of the Monroe Watch
man in its choice OF Henry G. Davis
for Governor. There are lots of men
in the state who are less fitted to all
the requirements of candidate and
fewer of them who will come up to
the requirements better than Mr..
Davis.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30
Huntington Better.

The friends of George A. Dun
nington the editor of the Intelligent
Ger will be glad to know that he is
getting better from an attack of
paralysis with which he was seized
some days ago. 1t is now hoped
that he will shortly recover.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

Brigham II. Roberts has been
dealt heavy blow by the Women 5
Foreign Missionary Society. The
ladies have the right idea about
these things but the congressman
are the only ones who can act eff
. fectively.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

a medical Journal says that paper
can be used effectively for keeping a
person warm. This is very true for
we have known six line item to
keep some people here very hot"
for month.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

Sir Thomas Upton has gone back
to his home wiser if not happier
man. When Sir Thomas needs an
other lesson we invite him to come
and see us again.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

j. r. Clifford the only colored ed
itor in the state has renowned his
allegiance to the Republican party
and says he is done with it for time
and eternity.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

The long haired devotees Of foot
ball should challenge the Beanery
team.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

The Halloween festivities will
bring the late fog back in intensity.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

Captain Standiford can use his old
uniform without any change in it.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

The bridge to Greenmont will
make it walk over for that suburb,
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

The Insurance companies don't
want to give up their good money but
they collected the dough from the
board while the building was stand
ing all right.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

Judging from the Fayette county
papers they must have some mighty
nice politicians over there.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

Wonder if any West Virginia
firms will land any contracts to-
morrow?
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

The Wheeling News says that the
University football team seems de-
termined to break the record estab-
lished by the Wheeling baseball club.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

Saturday was a bad day for
snakes, tigers and Indians.
Daily new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1897-1906, 1899-10-30

THE DAILY NEW DOMINION /
JUSTIN NJ KUNKLE. Epiroh.
-
MoRGANTowN. OCTOBER 80 1899.
-------------------------- --------------
Saturday was a bad day for
snakes, tigers and Indians.
Captain Standiford can use his old /
uniform without any change in it.
------.------
The Halloween festivities will |
bring the late fog back in intensity. |
The bridge TO Greenmont will
make it walk over for that suburb. I
The long haired devotees Of foot
ball should challenge the Beanery |
team.
Wonder if any West Virginia
firms will land any contracts to-
morrow?
-
Judging from the Fayette county
papers they must have some mighty
nice politicians over there.
---.-.-
The Wheeling News says that the
University football team seems de-
termined to break the record estab- I
lished by the Wheeling baseball club.
The Insurance companies don't +
want to give up their good money but /
they collected the dough from the T
board while the building was stand
ing all right
j. r. Clifford the only colored ed
itor in the state has renowned his
allegiance to the Republican party
and says he is done with it for time
and eternity.
Sir Thomas Upton has gone back
to his home wiser if not happier
man. When Sir Thomas needs an
other lesson we invite him to come
and see us again.
A medical Journal says that paper
can be used effectively for keeping a
person warm. This is very true for
we have known six line item to
keep some people here very hot
for month.
Brigham H. Roberts has been
dealt heavy blow by the Women's
Foreign Missionary Society The
ladies have the right idea about
these things but the congressman
are the only ones who can act eff
fectively.
II the report is true that ma
chine or process has been found
by which the soft coal of the west.
heretofore regarded as non -coking,
can be turned into coke, the result
will be something of an industrial
revolution, and the area of all kinds
of metal industry will be greatly
broadened.
The Wheeling Register seconds
the nomination Of the Monroe Watch. /
man in it's choice OF Henry G. Davis
for Governor. There are lots of men
in the state who are less fitted to all
the requirements of candidate and I
fewer of them who will come up to
the requirements better than Mr..
Davis.
The contract for a splendid office
building will be let to morrow. II I
had been intended to use the build |
ing as library but the Science Hall
and the new law wing proved made
quate and the first floor will be used I
as offices by the President There
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-01-15

ton Is based upon the unaccepted
supposition that a council would deal
unfairly with the taxpayers If it
could.
But something must be done, and
that Immediately. The existing I'M
certainty Is ruinous to the schools and
injurious to the city. The atmosphere
of suspense in which the teachers live
is depressing them and is demoralizing
the pupils. Moreover, it has injured
the reputation of our schools abroad
a fact which has a baneful effect upon
the business standing of the communi-
ty. st. Paul has already too long made
a poor mouth to the world. and, if she
is to rehabilitate her dignity, vigorous
measures must be taken speedily.
Good teachers will not stay where
their positions are held but from
month to month. and command de-
creasing salaries, and where they make
an involuntary contribution to oblit
crate yearly deficit.
Finally, ignoring the question Of
health, overcrowded and poorly ven
tilated school rooms are not conducive
either to good discipline or good NOR
ais among the pupils.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-01-15

sors in the same office, the Hon. Will
liam l.. Wilson. of West Virginia. Both
men possessed many of the same char
acteristics.
Gen. Joseph Wheeler. Of Alabama, Is
another representative of the same
type. and the comparison might be APP
propriately carried back to the late
Alexander H. Stephens. of Georgia. All
alike of frail physique. their success
was achieved by their combination of
Intellectual vigor and nervous energy,
and all We're equally possessed, in a
striking degree. of that simplicity of
manner and directness Of speech which
command respect and afford instinc-
lively an assurance of personal as we'll
as political sincerity. These qualities,
once already recognized. are always
barriers against successful partisan as
sault. 1t matters not whether Mr..
Dingley was the putative author of
tariff measure which many believed
unWise in its provisions, or that Mr..
Wilson was alike the putative author
Of another similar law which many be-
lfeve was more productive of general
benefit to the country at large than
that which succeeded it, both these dis
tinguished men shared alike in the high
esteem Of their colleagues on the floor
of the house of representatives and in
the friendly regard of one another. Mr..
Dingley was an excellent type Of use
full citizen and Industrious statesman,
as distinct from the mere politician.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-01-15
Gov Lind Makes a Hi.

Gov Linds head Is level on education. He
says high schools should be complete in
themselves, and not merely a means for get
have too long been run simply as auxiliaries
Of the university, the education all being
shaped with a view Of being followed by a
higher education, which to many Is unobtain-
able on account OF the great expense.-Blue
Earth County Enterprise.
The message is an able and interesting ono
and highly creditable to our new executive
He makes but few recommendations that
have not already received consideration by
members Of the legislature. Nearly all of
them, however, are meritorious and, we hope
will be favorably acted upon. We are greatly
pleased with the message. the more salient
suggestions and recommendations Of which
follOw.-Grant County Herald.
Gov. Lind didn't rip the shingles off the
old state house with his message nor tear
up the dirt his before election friends indi-
Gated he would do. He read a very conserva-
tive, sharp, clean message, which in tone
end dictton ought to be more pleasing to Re-
publcans than to those people who ran his
campaign.-Windom Reporter.
So far Gov. Lind has made FIVE commenda-
Bile appointments, and no doubt will give as
good satisfaction as if some Republican gov
ernor had made them. In all five appoint
ments the appointees are men fully capable
of filling the positions with credit.-Morris
Republican, Times
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-01-15
Current Verses.
ABIG-FOOT, THE PLAYHOUSE BEAR.

Four hundred yards after KiplIng)
whenever go to the playhouse I sit in the
endmost chair.
so little l reck of the rubber neck OF the
girl with the EAffel hair
But, on, at each fall of the curtain ordained
by some law accurst,
A portly wretch on the qIarterstretch is
seized with a raging thirst;
lie WALKS all over my Trilbys; he jumps on
my cherished corn;
Ills numbering tread would rouse the dead
far better than Gabriel's horn
by his shoes Will We know the monster box
toed. brutal and square,
AND make ye no truce with Abig foot, the
man that walks like bear!
Ia rather be hit by the trolley, tho 1t rended
me- limb by limb,
Yea! Let me be- caught meath the jugger-
naut, but keep me away from him.
one might, at the fail of the curtain, he
took me by surprise;
l was reading jests in the programme; did
not lift mine eyes,
Nearer and nearer he tottered; he hoisted his
hOcf and then
l have not waltzed with women; l probably
won't again.
SO mark, when the orchestra tooteth; then Is
the time to beware!
Take We no chance ON Abig-foot, the man
that walks like a bear!
New Orleans Times Democrat
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-01-15
SUNDAYS WEATHER.
Fair.

BY the United States Weather Bureau
MINI ESOrA-Fair; westerly winds NORTH
DAkOTA-Fair; westerly winds. SOUTH
DAkOTA-Fair; westerly winds VISION
SIN-F5ir: fresh southwesterly winds. IOWA
Fair; westerly winds MONTANA-Partly
cloudy weather; southwesterly winds.
Buffalo, 1854: Boston, 1896; Chicago, 1910;
Cincinnati $3.50; Montreal. 1884; New York.
42-42 Pittsburg, A-62.
ST. PAUL BUREAU-The following taken
ton tmel. is a relative statement of the
local conditions for the twenty-four hours
which ended when the observations were
taken: Barometer. 29.S2; mean temperature,
p; relative humidity. IS; wind at s p. m,
northwest: weather, partly cloudy; maximum
temperature, 81; minimum temperature. %;
daily range. 10; amount Ct precip tation rain
and melted SNOWY in last twenty-four hours, 0.
Note-Bar0meter corrected for temperature
and elevation. p F. Lyons, Observer.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-01-15
GOMEZ IN THE BALL ROOM.

Gen. Maxine Gomez danced polkas ant
mazurkas at a ball in Remedies last Satur
dispatch.
firing of war and wars alarms,
Grizzled and gray and tanned,
Maxine Gomez drops his arms,
With never a sword in hand;
Now as he comes. they rush the drums
And bark to the ball room band.
Doddering dancers, sprites, soubrettes,
Maids of the ballet sere!
What are your pitiful pirouettes
When Gomez dances here?
Keeling and toeing. gracefully going,
And this at seventy year!
Limbs for the hardest Of marches built
To galloping measures haste;
Spirits that never were known to wilt
Swell in coat gold-laced;
Hands that were made for grasp of hills
Circle a woman's waist
Saraband schottische and minuet,
Shuttle, and slide. and twirl;
Polkas are easy for even a vet
Glad Is the waltzs whrl.
Maxine reads rewards for his deeds
In eyes Of Cuban girl.
j. OK. in New York Press.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-01-15
HOW 1T COMES IN MISSOURI.

A pain In the spine and headache,
- A cold till you scarcely can think,
Your nerves with the edges all ragged,
And the whole world as sable as ink;
Oh. what makes this life not worth living,
And the soul in dependency dipf
Alas and alack!
You are bound to the rack
For you're right in the swim with the grippe!
Is the sun shining bright Ger the Landscape?
It's beams have nc beauty for you!
Is the wintry air frosty and bracing9
shiver falls to your duel
Not pang Of remorse but you'll suffer,
Not pain, but your body will nip;
Desolatlon and woe
To their fullest you'll know
For you're right in the swim with the grippe,
st. Louis Republic.