The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-03-26
HEARD AT TABLE D'H0TE.
T. Az OLD STORT. az THERE ARE
ALUATS VIEW LIGHTS.

'on, me I"oie OF hrr"'" M" .he inn'e
" "',E".s :" 10" ""'
~
me confirmed table h"ter on "hom the
habit has become hNcd by haru necessity IL
likely to he a selfish and unsocial animal. who.
when he ieasts. does not care to have the world
dine with nm and much prefers inc solitude
OF his W chosen and accustomed little table.
AFTER much wandering to ana FRO over the lace
OF tue ear'h' seeking Where ne may ueVour' ne
ie"IS IKE n worid discoVerer' an eNpahsiohist
conlueror of Guam, when no mas n coy cor
her IN n Q established restaurant whose
cooking ana service seem too Gooh to last
10 Wh''h nc remains constant nhtll Iorc'u To
ihiGrh'" lkr h'rds OF a leather nv the advent of
Iro't' that Is '" say. whch the choi becomes ms
lra'urei'sS ana uhreSpoheiV" AS a snowman
thc waters as orham"hthlIY lhattentiNe IA
iclcI"S ana III" hhked meats 700 CODY iur-
ii'hed forth '"r even II belateh funeral
among th' '"'t"r klhuS {" 'hp''e q NOT" w
'hIs ''ty Is one a Jew doors west O, SKIN ave-
ma" ana juN' on the outskirts OF the shopping
district somewhat hli1cul' 7" ma I"r the hrst
ti1i'' Tor IN" PROPRIETOR ms NOT YET reached
inc "i'ctr'c hHht ana street dlsrIay stage.
"U're' excellent rs are 'he cooking ana vines
the d'hrrs are quite as entertaining as the am
h"rS ana inrhish ehlVehm"ht Tor every course
aud between courses by thelr 'abic 'hik ana
argument.
There il the Table Of Statistics, nightly oc-
cu,ioI hv two controversial rrovhosrds. who !
"
treat every subject IRON the standpoint OF op-
posing nationality and who each take instant
, = Wv
while eating or drinking TO take his own In
Your Welsh coal is in thin scans. Amcri-
, s,naw coaI T.. IN tn,,t 1,bo Cni,i n,iroo
how SAL ply your Old Valparaiso market"
"Tngland is the coal producer Of the world"
stolidly rotorts tho Briton. with the air of hav-
ing black diamond mines to burn in his waist
c"at pocket ,
Nonsense me lnited hlngdom, insists
tons. while the United states last wear put out
1nn nnn nnn ni.nar, haIs t.,inr am, h,nts tha
world. or will day after tomorrow"
From the navt milo coma the nuiat and die.
tinrt tone, Of the Man from Boston: When
n>ked her. as she came out of church. what she
thought Of tho sermon she said she dIdn'touite
Know az sll" hadn't heard anybody say any
thing alou' it yet" The Man from Boston has
,""'nts ''m : - 'o"H " 9' al ""'y i"In
MS native soil that he no more pines for its
dwarfcd productions. His frequent companion
~ "."''' - " "''" Nv ut''e'",' '','''9 "'"-
self to eating and TO the ABSORPTION Of various
-. I,o,,roo ,r1 os,on ,r,tb r,pifost 1imorItr
re- ,rha' .sa, anu 40 o', oan, m,'n ,, ma"m mh,oH H' n,:un, 10
called tn" TSbIr of Errata, the ear catches
from ne nm bnt MT uhElndIy ms a !"tnsr-
when "" got that lltle Jersey COW We got her
Irdigr"e with her. \ L"digree. my dear John.
always trIiS VINO u cow : lnotRtr was, ana VINO
well. where she, came, from ana who her pa
rents Were1,ahh ! had hcr pedigree framed TO
iiahE ln ia" laiior: uuu iiS hu>nhnILNou
John-h% saih the p,,rlor W. no place for a COW
What ,sh" told him IS drowned by long orr
t24 ~ ! I%LGn ir9m a mGiEh,"rInE ta.ie about
tcgrueat.v y" climax Of Amt it?' indicating
not Only. Il rredltaoIe desire for natnraIiXed
a a';r,@ nffiS1l7 of iIISSbH best poss I R,S Yankc eT tra a
Inl,nn "i NJ n3 rTihti n e. Gr 9es;a uoos
Imrr" Is ~. Iahl% OF Weights ana Measures:
y@ar,!stirk rattrrp. NhYse livelihood would ap-
M r"untry in!T nl!'iha-inG IN arg" quantities
things that they, de- not want which they
victims 'inr VIII him. and NJ behavior q such
time clearly indicates Whether his iealiS COM
80. ~ir, | told, him | would never enter his
chmr,i: ja!1WGhhGE, ne ma,bi"I Two v OF ny
ground OF higamon1, practices, OF, because he
n f1.@ 'S% Iiy.! "@ u mr THi2 srs Of h r"rf f1m a2F SdF oSs n@i
ai.le"r; i@i' ,rGn me Ita''s,lra, taHIe. comes
IBs ;'t"n. IN" silir1I"fn' Sir. al ffmHI. " SaM shat
,."nk OF in y"nr "" ranks. leall that siaush-
. -. 90 -
'loIhi SlaGShter? Not half as, much a>
Your ,iittl" hight at Omdurmnil. where your
BrltIsh ana hGypilanS only lost torty-seven
! men. al told; ami Killed over ten thousand
pervishes, and wounded over sixteen Thousand
moro And. at the r"mcmhrance of that
butcher ,h!lI- Of AiDion,,S. the American looks
a. though ne were luet onEi,hnlhg 70 ENJOY MS
dinner ana takes vine with an air OF unre-
strained triumph.
It's "a con- day Wl"n l Grt leit. comes IN
poaStiul tones from a side table,; but the man
Is quickly answered 10y a thIn, Elperlsh looking
woman eyldently attached 10 MN only by the
gay when yon Gel right about anything iol-
lowed by a brooding silence
As unsatisfactory as an intcrrupted %snceze."
Whispers the Man from Boston -Iheres a
FAMILY row. and only conventlonality protracts
IL. delivery until they can finish 1t at home
AGAIN, from the taoie OF errors. comes a
tidal wave or voice: III you've never read
that tooK. john; get II ana DO read II. The
anthor-l forget her hame-must have been at
the CatacomU s AT the same time ! was; Tor she
tells about everything lust exactly az / saw it.
The 'atRcomhs. John. Is where they bury
people when they re ,ueal. you know. and IT
Just makes, your flesh creep,if you stay there