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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-09-16
THE FRISCO SERVICE.
New Zealand Parliament Wants
Better Time to Sydney.

AUCKLAND, Sept. lin the House
Mr.. Seddon read a draft advertisement
inviting tenders for the mail service
between New Zealand and Australia,
and Lyttelton to Sydney, via Yelling
ton. The contract is to commence on
The service between New Zealand and
Sydney is not to exceed four days six
hours, and steamers must be not less
than 1000 tons. The Premier said
the present mail arrangements were
not satisfactory, and an alteration in
the Frisco mail arrangements was not
likely to be made within two years.
For geographical and other reasons
Auckland was essentially the first port
of call for the Frisco service, and he
believed any Government in power
would support it. The proposed ser
vice via Lyttelton, Wellington and
Sydney would not clash with the 'F'ris-
co service, but would put on definite
basis New Zealand'S mail cOmmunica-
ton. In reply to question the Pre-
mier said he was willing to limit the
New Zealand and Australian service
to four days, though it meant an in
crease in cost, but a better class OF
boats and a fOrtnightly service would
mean cutting out the Frisco service
BY no side wind would he be the
means of injuring this service. 1t was
agreed to refer the question TO a COM
mittee of the whole House. and leave
was given to sit again.
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Sailing, sailing over the bounding
main:
For many n stormy wind shall blow
ere Jack comes home again.
The sailors life is bold and free;
His home on the rolling sea-
And never heart more true or brave
Than he who launches on the wave;
Afar he speeds in distant climeS to
roam;
With jocund song he rides the spark
ling foam.
The tide is flowing with the gale:
Y'heave no, my lads, set every sail.
The harbor bar we soon shall cheer.
Farewell once more to the home SO
dear;
For when the tempest RACES loud and
long
That home shall be our guiding star
among.
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SAMOAN ITEMS.
Everything is Very Quiet and Dull
at ADia

The native chiefs residing in Apia
have offered to make the new road
necessary to reach the grave of the
late Robert Louis Stevenson on ac-
count of the sale of Vailima
Mr.. w. Cooper, who has just return
ed from a visit to Mataafa,. reports
that he has almost recovered from his
recent illness, and that he is busily
engaged building a mausoleum for his
fathers bones which he has collected
in his house in a Small box to be de-
posted in the same. The Samoan
Times is also informed that he has
been the means of recovering some of
the property stolen during the war to
it's owners.
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The Orpheum Theater.

The new program is a big success
and all the new people are doing their
best. Eddie, the great bOunding-rOpe
performer, is a wonder, and his feats
are marvellous. Mr.. Walton has met
with great success with his comedy
musical act and his dialect work is of
refined nature. The old favOrites
are introducing good turns. Hamilton
Hill arrived yesterday from Austria
liza and will open Monday. He is a
baritone soloist of high order and will
sing some of the latest classic sue
ceSSeS
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Entries-Waikiki L. p. Scott: Liloa.
L. p. Scott; kakaako, Hanaukana; Ala
Huki Moku, Hanaukana.
X.-Third-class yacht race-First
prize. S35; second $40; course. from
starting line, passing out the channel,
keeping between line of buoys and
piles, leaving spar and bell buoys on
port side. thence to and around flag
boat off Sans Souci, keeping it on the
port side in rounding, thence to flag
boat off quarantine station, keeping it
on starboard side in rounding, thence
to and around bell buoy, leaving it on
port side, thence to spar buoy, passing
on starboard, thence keeping between
line of buoys and piles in channel to
starting line; starting gun will be
fired at 1905 p. NJ, all yachts must
cross line in 10 minutes.
Entries-Lady L., William; Volante.
o. Tollefsen; Pokii, H. B. Williams
Clytie, H. Mott-Smith; Abbie NJ,
H. M. Dow; Myrtle, w. w. Harris;
Pauline, F. Godfrey.
Luncheon, 1890 p. M.
XI.-SiX-oared sliding-seat barge.
for members of clubs who have not
rowed in any race outside of club
First prize, $50 trophy; course, from
judges stand around spar buoy to fin
ism. TO start at L. ~ D. m.
Entries-Healani, H. Y. B. c.; Myr-
tie, NJ. B. c.
XI.-Tub race-Prize, So; course,
start at Likelike wharf and finish at
judges stand; to start at 1:45 p. m.
Entries
XIII.-TwO-oared shoreboat race
First prize, $40; second, So; third,
$3.50; course, from starting line out
the channel to and around first can
buoy, keeping it on the port side in
turning, and back to starting line; to
start at p. m.
Entries-Step In, Moses: Erin
Moses; Hurry Up. Moses; Minnie Ma
huka; Wela Ke Hao, Kehena; Homo
lulu. Susuke; May Flower, Mahina ;
Bonnie, Kaunaka; Nippon Maru, Bru-
no; Ready George; Benicia. Pahuku-
la; Dewey, Moke.
XIV.-Diving contest, for distance
Prize, S.; to start at 2:15 p. m.
Entries-Pua, KuauOa.
NV.-Steamer-b boat race-First prize.
$25; second, $15; third, $40; course,
from starting point out the channel to
side in rounding, and back to start
ing line; to start at 2:45 p. m.
Entries-Waialua Moses; Mikahala,
J. o. Spencer; Keauhou, J. o. Spencer;
Mauna LIZ, j. o. Spencer; Malulani,
j. o. Spencer; Waialua, George.
XVI.-Sailing canoe race-First
prize. SIS; second, $5; course, from
starting line to spar buoy, turning the
same on windward side, thence back
to start; to start at 3:15 p. m.
Entries-Kakaako, Hanaukana: Ala
Huki Moku, Hanaukana; Waiale, |;
Mahimahi, 1; Puaolani, NJ. P, Pua;
kanOhiOleke, M. p. Pua.
XVII.-Half-mile swimming contest
Prize, SIS trophy; to start at 3:45
p. m.
Entries-Pua, Kuaiwa.
XVIII.-FOur-oared dingy race
First prize, SIS; second, $40; course,
spar buoy course; to start at D. M
Entries-U. S. S. Iroquois, Chas F.
Pond; Myrtle, H. l.. Coans; Red, White
and Blue, Geo. Harris; Norma, George;
China, A. Gilfillan; Ram, A. E. Harris
All rowing races are to be governed
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Great Gathering on the Water
front Last Evening.
HALL FILLED TO 0vERFL LOWING
Mrs. Montague Turner and Others
Presented Pleasing Program
Song by the Sailors.

Very nearly two hundred people
crowded into the hall of the Seaman's
Club at the foot of Nuuanu street last
evening, the occasion being the semi
monthly concert and entertainment
given by the club to seafaring men in
the harbor and friends of the inStitu-
ton generally. Several captains of
vessels in the harbor were present, and
the audience for the most part was
composed of sailors.
The entertainment opened with a
piano selection and three violin solos.
very well rendered. Next came an as
sortment of music on various instru-
ments by Mr.. Slingerland, a member
of one of the Artillery batteries in
town, which brought down the house.
Then followed a clog dance by Mr..
Mooney, the janitor of the club, and
a chalk talk on lighthouses by w. H.
Tubbs. Songs by Miss Florence Pugs-
ley and Mr. Campbell of the Helen
Brewer and club-swinging by Frank
Atherton came next, the entertain
ment being closed with a song from
Mrs. Montague Turner, which delight
ed everyone.
Light refreshments were then served
and before dispensing everybody pres
ent Joined in singing the following old
favorite of seafaring folk:
SAILING.
Y'heave ho. my lads, the wind blows
free;
A pleasant gale is on our lee,
And soon across the ocean clear
Our gallant bark shall bravely steer;
But ere we start from Englands shore
tonight
A song we'll sing for home and beau
ty bright.
CHORUS.
Then here's to the sailor and here's to
the hearts so true,
Who will think of him upon the wa
ters blue,
Sailing sailing over the bounding
main;
For many stormy wind shall blow
ere Jack comes home again.
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To Purchase Supplies.

NJ. Nj. Kohn of the Oceanic Gas &
lea Maru for the Mainland to purchase
material for the future use of the COM
pany. Among other things he will pro-
cure complete electro-plating plant.
Mr.. Kohn will visit Chicago and pos
sibly go as far East as New York.
He expects to return in about sixty
days at the latest
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by the racing rules of the Hawaiian
Rowing Association.
The first gun for the first and second
class yacht races will be fired at 10: 80
a. M sharp. Yachts must be ready
to start at 10:45 a. m, and second
class yachts 10 start at IL a. m. All
Yachts failing to comply with this will
be barred.
There must be at least three boats
entered before the second prizes can
he awarded. at least four boats before
the third can be awarded.
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MILLINERY SLAUGHTERED.

AT KERR'S ALTERATION SALE
for one week. Everything in this de-
partment will be sold at prices that
will amaze customers; 50 Sailors, 81 60;
$150 Trimmed Hats, IS cents. Remem-
Der, the sale lasts for one week only.
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SANITARIUM. - 1882
King ST.; Tel. 639. DR.. Luella S.
Cleveland, medical superintendent.
Hours 8 a. m. to 5 p. M; methods of
Battle Creek, Mich, Sanitarium;
baths of every description; trained
nurses in bath rooms as we'll as In
sick room; massage and manual
movements; electricity in every
form; classified dietary, etc.; ample
facilities for thorough examination.
DR.. G.. l.. Garvin, consulting physi-
clan and surgeon.
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DR.. /. MORI.-136 Beretania ST., be-
tween Emma and Fort; Tel. 277; P.
o. box 843; office hours 8 to II a. m.
and to 8 p. M; Sundays 8 to II
a m
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DR. A c. POSEY.-Specialist for Eye,
Ear, Throat and Nose Diseases and
Catarrh; Masonic Temple; hours to
= Il a. M, 1 to and to p. M
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DIR. A. N. SINCLAIR.-413 King ST.,
next to the Opera House; Office hours
to 10 a. M, to 3 p. M, to 8 p. M; !;
Sundays II m. to 2 p. m.; Tel. TAI.
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P. .SILVA.-Agent to take acknowledge
ments to instruments, district of Ko-
ma, Oahu; at w. G.. Achi's office,
King ST., near Nuuanu.
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ANNIS MONTAGUE TURNER.-Vocal
Instruction.; terms by the lesson or
month; commencing on and after the
10th of July, ''MIGNON''; 72O Bere-
tania ST., Honolulu.
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DRAUGHTSMAN.

7. d. BEASLEY.-Plantat and To-
biographical Maps a Speciality; room
306, Judd Bldg; Tel. 633.
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TOURISTS GUIDE THROUGH HA-
WAII.-Price 60c; beautifully illus
trated. For sale by all newsdealerS.
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MUSIC.

Fort ST.; Piano, Voice Culture, Sing
ing and Harmony; especial attention
paid to touch, muscular control and
musical analysis.
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ATTORNEYS.

ACHI Sc JOHNSON CIV. C. Achi and
Enoch Johnson) No 10 West
King St; Tel. SS4.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

]. MORGAN.-Opal Merchant, Jeweler
and Lapidary; Opal Cutting a Spe-
cialty; No. School ST., near bridge
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ENGINEERS.

JAMES I. TAYLOR, M. Am. Soc. c.. E.
Consulting Hydraulic Engineer;
800 Judd Blk, Honolulu.
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7. B. CLAPHAM.-Veter Surgeon
and Dentist. Office Hotel Stables;
calls, day or night, promptly ans
wered; specialties obstetrics and
IameneSS.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
ARCHITECTS.

o. G.. TRAPHAGEN.-223 Merchant
ST., between Fort and Alakea; Tel.
1874; Honolulu.
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DIR. TOMIZO KATSUNUMA.-Vete
nary Surgeon. Skin diseases of all
kinds a specially. Office room II,
Spreckels Bldg: hours to 4; Tel.
474: residence Tel. 1893.
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DIR. c. B. HIGH.-Philadelp Dental
College 1892; Masonic Temple; Tel
31S.
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OPTICIANS.

S. z. LUCAS.-Love Bldg, Fort ST.,
upstairs; P. o. box 351. carry full
line of ALL KINDS OF GLASSES
from the CHEAPEST to the BEST.
Free Examination of the Eyes.
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WILLIAM SAVIDGE.-Real Estate in
ali Parts Of the Islands bought or
sold: No. 80 Fort ST.; McInerny Blk.
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GEO. III. MUDDY. D.D.S.-Fort ST., op-
posite Catholic Mission; hours from
9 a. m. to p. m.
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; g. J. FALk.-Member Honolulu Stock
Exchange; room 301 Judd Bldg.
The silver star., 1899-01-12
At the close of the January se

At the close of the January ses.
sion of the county commissioners,
K. Il. Scott, of Cortez, retircs and
Roscoe Thompson steps in. Mr..
Scott has, we believe, given entire
satisfaction during his public ser
vice and has, worked for what he
believed "a tse to the best interest Of
his constitticats, We trust he will
be as succeSsful, with bis own affairs
MS he has withsthose Of the county.
His successor, Mr. Thompson, will
probably give equally as good ser
vice.
The silver star., 1899-01-12
NOTICE.
Department uf the Interior.
General Land Once.

Washington, d. c., December 81, 1898.
Notice is hereby given that sealed bids, ad-
dressed to the Commissioned of the General
Land. oaioss will be received by the Receiver
OF tile United States Land Onice, Durango,
Colorado, up to and including February Is.
1881, for the purchase. under the Act OF Mar. h
., 1891. t25 STAT. l0GD Of u sufficient number of
Yellow Pine trees above the diameter of ten
inches, to make an aggregate of isD. .OOC feet Of
saw timber and no more, and sufficient num
Der pf Black Jack pine trees above tie diam.
eter Of tc4i inches, To make an aggregate OF
~, 600 feet OF saw timber and no more. The
same to be cut from vacant public nol-in neral
lands situate i'm Montezuma County. Colorado
within Township 30. North, Range 10 West,
N. N. p. NJ, rs follows:
W Y, Sec. 4; 4. s W 4, and n Il. s f y.
Sec. 8 s q. and e y Sec. o; $ 4 of n T. 4
sec. and N W \ Soc -.
The TIMBER will not be s,ld for less than the
appraised stumEa;e valve Of seventy five cents
per thousand feet fo- Yellow pine and fifty
cShts per thousand feet for Black Jack pine.
deposit OF one hundred dollars (slOO) will,
tho Receiver will be required with each bid.
and payment In full must he made within
thirty days amer notice OF award. The timber
to be cut will be marked and designated by
the Special Agent, under whose supervi lon II
will be cut and removed. All tops. brush and
refuse TO be piled for burning under the rec
tion Of the Special Agent. M timber can be
transported out Of the State Of Colorado. No
tinber can be cut o otherwise disposed Of un-
I'll after payment In full. Purchaser failing to
remove all timber within one year, forfciis
both purchase money md right to timber un-
removed. I'll right Is reserved to reject any
or all bids. BiNaER HERMANN.
Commissioner.
First publication Jan. l: last Feb. 49, 1850.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

The beef question before the war
investigation committee is rather
ludicrous and will amount to moth.
ing. If the beef was really "em-
balmed" it should be planted to be
dug up by the people one hundred
years hence and gloated over as a
prehistoric discovery.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

The itemized cost of the last cleo
tion, published elsewhere in this is.
sue at the request of the county
commissioners, looks like change
in the present election laws was bad
ly needed. While every newspaper
in the state likes to publish the GER
tifcate OF nominations, there are
none who do not believe in abolish
ing the emhlems. 1t is necessary
that list of the nominations should
be published, but abolishing the
emblems would cut down the ex-
penses nearly one-half and people
outside the state wouldn't think we
were all ignoramuses.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

There will be littleinterest in dane.
ing this winter, the new dances
leave the hug out and are very cold
affairs, says an exchange. But this
doesn't worry the local pencil push
cr of the Durango Democrat. Too
bad! too bad! Burchie. old boy, that
you have to work nights, but there's
some consolation in the fact that
you can put down the blinds day
times.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

Our copy of the New Year edi-
tion of the Telluride Journal reach
ed us last Saturday and is a beauty.
Every resident of San Miguel coun-
ty ought to be proud Of the Journal
and do theirp part toward advertising
their resources by sending out copies
of that edition.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

In New York they build their OBJ
servatories in the shape of high
buildings, but out here nature has
supplied the ohservatories and it is
only necessary for one to exhibit a
little energy or ride hurro to ".view
''t : vi. - -
the landscape DER"
The silver star., 1899-01-12

The Mancos Times Is advocating
q wagon road to the mines of the
Fast Mancos. It Is a worthy enter
prise and should be built. Those
mines will, ere long be one of the
main stays Of the county and Il
wagon road 10 them will he OF more
or less heneiif to every resident,
The silver star., 1899-01-12

The Denver papers place Senator
John ]. Harris in the democratic
column, the place every true friend
Of bimctnllism belongs. Senator
Harris realizes that he can carry on
the fight better in the ranks Of de-
mocracy than any place else.
The silver star., 1899-01-12
Mans Body Contains.


There is enough fat to make from
four TO eight pounds Of candles.
Enough gas to fill a gasneter of
3.64e feet.
Enough hydrogen TO fill a balloon
that would lift himself.
Enough iron to make five carpet
tacks.
Enough carbon to make 1850
lead pencils.
Enough salt to provide a dinner
party.
A bowlful OF sugar.
gins and one-hali gallons ot
water.
Phosphorus enough to make 81
o64 boxes of matches.-Ex.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

The Rico News-sun has display
ed a large amount Of good sense
and judgement by running ready
print inside, Home print is all
right but it takes cash to make it
go and doubled ads don't bring the
cash.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

A meeting has been called for
next Wednesday, January 18th. for
the purpose ofre-organizing the Do
lores Literary Club. Meeting will
be held in the School House Hall
and come to order promptly at 8
o'clock p. m:
The silver star., 1899-01-12

just because we got married some
of our exchanges, notably the San
Miguel Examiner and Durango
Democrat NJ think they have per
feet right to jump onto US all
spraddled put.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

How's your ''craneum"i asks the
Durango Democrat. Ours is all
right, but going on the theory of a
=. %. - III .
guilty conscience, etc." yours
must be about the size Of a hogs
head.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

The Montezuma Journal has fol.
lowed in the wake Of the Mancos
Times and by doubling up and run
ming dead ads is able to get out an
all home print.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

Two mon were shocked the other
night by an arc lamp, according to
the daily papers. That's nothing;
they ought to see some of the mag
azine underwear advertisements.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

A bill has been. introduced in the
Legislature by Senator Ammons,
providing for the fencing ofrailroads
and tor damages in the case Of kill
ing stock.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

Telluride had prize fight the
other night and the Examiner says
it was fine exhibition of the art.
It must have been, as Sumner is a
critical judge of artistic forms,
The silver star., 1899-01-12

lfthe projected shit and collar
trust is a success the people will
get it whore the Christmas turkeys
got the AK.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

He that easily believes rumors
has the principle within him to aug
h,ent rumors. It is strange to see
the ravenous appetite with which
some devourers of character and
happiness fix upon the sides of the
innocent and unfortunate. Jane
Porter.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

The last issue OF THE SILVER
STAR, published at Dolores. con-
tanned an excellent description Of
the town and the fertile Dolores val
ley, and predicts that the town will
become quite business center with
i'll the next few years.-Rico News
Sun.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

If Uncle Sam can't keep the Phil
ippines why not export the anarch-
ists and let them try their form of
government OH the islands.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

sharkey won the aght with Nc
Coy last Tuesday night in the tenth
round.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

When man does not want to do
a thing he says II can't" but when
woman does not want to do a thing
she says II WON'T
The silver star., 1899-01-12

The Dolores SILVER STAR gives
that prosperous town very COM
Prehensive review in its issue Of the
sth.-Telluride Journal.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

1t makes no difference which way
this expansion business gees the
losing side will always have kick
coming.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

The American Line steamer St.
Paul is three days overdue. She
was sited ON thes4th in midocean by
the steamer American.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

Well bet Hohson would enjoy
one kiss over her pas gate more
than all Of those he got at Chicago.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

Renew your subscription with
the New Year,
The silver star., 1899-01-12
EDITORIAL NOTES.

k.A.AEzA..Ak.Ek A.AAAA1
puraagB had burglary theother
morning. Strange.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

A Boston lawyer who has seven
manageable daughters refers to his
parlor as the court room. Ofcourse
he holds the position Of judge Of
the family supreme court to whom
all parlor decisions must be appeal
-postserip.s,
The silver star., 1899-01-12

Chas. S. Thomas was inaugurated
governor of the state Of Colorado
on Tuesday last. His inaugural
address covers fourteen columns of
solid type and is a very elaborate
document. He assails the govern
inent by injunction idea, believes in
home rule for cities, and suggests
the appointment of committee to
study the question and report to the
next legislature. He condemns the
many black mailing bills introduced
for the purpose oflevying tribute on
various pursuits.
The silver star., 1899-01-12

Hello! What are YOU sprawling
down there forl" asked one man Of
another who had slipped on an icy
pavement.
"Oh, TIM just giving you New
Years spread, that's ALL" was the
reply.-Yonkcrs Statesman.