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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-11-14
LOCAL AVID PERSONAL.

Miss Edith Little. who has been the
suest of Miss Ethel Robbins, has re-
turned to Honesdale.
The work of sinking an artesian well
at Reyshanhurst viii! be commenced
this week by Contractor Barton.
Miss Sophia Mahoncy is spending this
week in Forest Lity.
Amos Hura. of Canaan street, has
suffered q third attack of paralysis.
Miss Minnie Sampson, of Canaan
street, has returned from Scranton.
G. y. Pyle has returned from New
York city.
John Aitken. jr., has entered the
Chester Military school
Mr.. and Mrs. Stephen Holgate. of
Belmont street, are visiting in Chin
chilla
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GRASP ALL and lose ALL" Many
are SO intent on "grasping all" that
they lose their health. Hoods Sar
saparilla has helped many a business
man on the road to success by making
and keeping him healthy.
HOODS PILLS are gentle, yet ef-
fective. % cents.
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Lehigh Yallev Railroad.

TRAINS LEAVE SCRANTON

For Philadelphia ana New York, via D.
6. H. r.. r.. At 6.id Il. m. and 1908, 21s.
421 (Blacli Diamond EApressD, and ll.SO
p. NJ. Sundays, y. & II. r. r., 15S. LB
p. m.
For White Haven, Hazleton and prin-
clpal points I'm the coal regions. via -
A. H. t. r.. G45 > rs and Az p. m. For
Pnttsvillc. Gl5. 21S u. m.
For Bethlehem, Easton, Reading, Ilar.
risburg ana principal intermediate sta
lions Via D. & II. = r.. G.l5 a, m; 1909
ol2 i27 CB!Gck diamond EXpress), 1l3O
Sundays. y. & II. L. r, LIS, 74S p. m.
For Tunkhanoc5, ToWanda. Elmiru,
Ithaca, Geneva und principal intermedi-
ate stations. via o., l.. & w Il, r., sos
a. m: 1855 and So D. m,
For Geneva, Rochester, Buffalo, Mag
ara Fails, Chicago, and all points west
vi1 y. & II. r. r., 1908, &3% (Black Dia-
mund ENprcasD, 74S and ll.3o p. m, sur
DAYS. y. & II, r. r., - O5 a m, 7iS p. m,
Pullman parlor and siGepng or Lehieh
Naucy uarlor cars on all trains between
N-i'kcs-R.rrc ana New York, Philadcl.
phia Buffalo and Suspension Bridge,
ROLITN II. WILBUR, Gen. Supt., South
Bethlehem, Pa,
CHAS. s. LEE Gen. Pass Agt., 26 Cort-
lardt street. Now York. h
A. ". NONNFNACHER, DiVNPass' Agt
South Roth leLp m, Ia, - 49, 80 80
Tur tickets and Pullman reservations
Apply 500 Lackawanna ave, Scranton, Pa.
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Marc, the Magician.

At the Lyceum tonight Marc. the
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DRESSMA AKING,

FOR CHILDREN TO
order; also ladies' waists. Louise
Shoemaker, 212 Adams avenue.
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SITUATION WANTED-TO GO OGp
washing and ironing the FIRST part Of
the week; washing and ironing takol
home also. Cali or address 33i y. SUM
ner avenue.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
swell, stylish work up to date; done
by the day in private families. y. York,
drcssmaker 1913 Franklin avenue.
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MEG ARGEE BROTHERS, PRINTERS
supplies, envelopes, paper bags, twluC.
Warehouse 1870 Washington avenue,
Scranton, Pa.
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ried man, aged 30 years, as shipping
clerk, whole sale store or grocery clerk
or any other work. Apply =. ID. r., 500
North Bromley avenue, Scranton.
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WANTED-A LAUNDRESS ON ANY
kind OF work: can give best reference
Address Il. A., llOl Stone avenue.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08

The insects are destroying all the
hemp seed in this locality.
Mrs. Lucy Montgomery sold year.
ling calf to James Parks for $40. Hen
ry Montgomery also sold to same party
4 calf for SIS.
Some sneaking person visited Nil
\. E. ScOtt'S trunk a few days ago,
priced the lock off and took about fifty
letters for their trouble, nothing else
was missing. 1t must have been sor e
one whose curiosity had Over-balanced
their moral and intellectual faculty.
A number of men of this vicinity
found employment at Lock No. 8, the
past week.
MIS-. Peggie Burdett and little
laughter, Edna, spent a part of last
week with Mrs. Mat. FOlger. Will
lie HOltzclaw accompanied by his cOu
Sins, Una and Robert Montgomery, Wis
ted his parents in Mercer, Saturday
aight. !. Mrs. Susan Johnson, of Bur-
gin, is visiting relatives in this COM
munity -. Your correspondent had
the pleasure of spending last Saturday
with Miss Matte Saunders, who, am
glad to say, is improving in health,
and we all hope TO see her out again
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08
His Platform.

A certain Lancaster man told TIE
RECORD he was seriously thinking of
running for the legislature, and his
only object in wanting to be mem
Der was to have passed Il bill COMPEL
ing railroads to furnish separate
coaches for drummerS. '.These fell
lows" quoth the would-be candidate.
are becoming great nuisance to us
common people who are compelled to
ride with them. Each drummer takes
two double seats, throws one over and
puts his feet and grips thereon. If he
had bought four tickets then we could
not kick, when compelled to stand or
sit on coal box. Several of them Will
get together and simply kick up bed
lam. They monopolize the conversa-
ton, complain of everything in sight,
drink, smoke, cuSS, tell Smutty tales
md in every way make the lives of
their fellow travellers miserable.
Once in while you will be thrown
with civilized drummer, whom it is
a pleasure to be with. Such fellows
Is Clay Hunt. Bob Adams, LaFever,
Sam Joseph and a few others do not
want the entire coach, and will readily
give their seat to a lady. They are all
right, and when have my bill passed,
It will be expressly stated therein
hat they are exempted from the
'Drummer'S ROOSt' car"
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08
Cured When Others Failed.

S. A. Ingalls,, Crown Point, N. Y.
Writes. wife suffered from kidney
trouble for years. She consulted sew
eral physicians and tried a number of
Kidney Cures without getting relief.
She was induced to try FOley's Kidney
Cure and i'm less than week after she
began using it, she was greatly i'm
proved and three bottles cured her.
C. G. & j. f. StOrmes,
At the same price a. pound, half
bran and half corn is the cheapest d.
ct, the best, and much the safest.
Corn only is not well balanced "a
ton for growing animals, fitted tC
make good bone and muscle. Sell half
the corn and bly, bran.
Il your sight is blurred with specks
and spots floating before your eyes, OF
you have pains on the right side unde'
the ribs, then your liver is deranged
and you need few doses Of HER
BINE to regulate it. Price so cent
4. &. x j. II. StOrmeS.
BACKACHE should never be ne; :
lected. 1t. means kidney disorder
which, if allowed to run too long will
result in Bright's disease, diabetes or
other serious and often fatal com
plants. EOLEY'S KIDNEY CURE
is guaranteed for kidney disorder.
I'm C. c.. & ]. e. StOrmeS.
Charcoal fed to the chickens aids d :
gestion and cleanses the system OF
impurities.
For relief and comfort in Asthma
COUSSEN'S HONEY OF TAR has
no equal. Price % and so cents
G. G. & ]. E. Stormes.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08
EryantEvi1le.

Rev. Clark will fill his regular ap
pointment here Sunday night.
Ed. Allen delivered an excellent
discourse at Pleasant Grove, Sunday.
Mr.. James Hill, of your city has be-
gun the contract to build the school
house at Bourne.
Mrs. Mary Fain, of Ambrose, is the
guest of Mrs. Sallie Preston. Mrs.
Eliza Ballard and little son are visit
ing friends in Lexington this week g. e.
Miss Hattie Jennings, of Buena Vista,
is the pleasant guest of Mrs. Haselden
this week. c.. NJ Jennings and wife,
Of Danvllle, visited here Sunday. d. .
Mrs. DR.. Jennings has returned to her
home after visit to Danville. DR..
Askensteadt, formerly of this place,
has been among his many friends here
the past week. Mr.. NJ. Elliott was
the gneSt of his Bro, DR.. Elliott, last
week. Mrs. Ed Ballard, son, and lit
tie niece, and Mrs. b. +. Jennings, of
Paint Lick, are visiting friends and
relatives here this week :. S. G.. Has
elden, of your city, visited his parents
here Sunday.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08
4 PraisesVOr:iiy Act.

The Lancaster company, which
served it the recent war, did hand
some and noble act in placing tomb
stones over the graves OF their dead
comrades. Clarence Parks and Jelrer-
son Chatham, who died from fever
during the c0mpany'S stay at Chick
amauga. y sum of money WAS raised
here to buy the company a flag, but
the boys concluded to take it, and
their share of profits from the can
teen and use it fer the purpose above
stated. The two made about S130.
which bought handsome monuments
for the dead soldiers.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08

with her many friends. .. e.. .Messrs. Viz
gil SheTrOw and B. n. Duncan were in
HarrOdSburg Sunday. :. NeSSrs Tom
Roberts and Moses Brumfield. of Jes-
samine, were the guests of w. D.Scott
Sunday. Mrs. z. ID. Lawson and
Mrs. w. ID. Scott, spent Sunday night
with Mrs. Ed Naylor, who is very i'll.
The Angel. Death, with the col
and icy hand has again cast gloom
over this vicinity, and taken another
link from LIES chain. Mrs. RebeCeI
Scott had suffered for four months
with cancer of the stomach, her SUI
feringS were very intense, but with
the loving arm of Jesus to lean upon,
she bore them on until four O'Clock
Saturday afternoon, June 3rd.l when
God, in his wisdom and tender mercy.
relieved her from her pain. She wa,
% years old, and had lived a bright
christian life from her youth. She
leaves one son, three daughters and Il
number of grand children. Though
life seems lonely and dreary here
without her, we feel that she has
reached that bright and eternal home
where there will be no more suffering
for her. Rev. j. l. Wills delivered Il
very appropriate funeral discourse
sunday, at p. m. The scripture
from the 23d Psalm and the
l4th chapter of John. The text was
Precious" The body was then laid
to rest in the Mt. Hebron cemetery.
The relatives have the sympathy OF
the entire community.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08

| Charles Burdctt sold to Ashley Ar
mold a lot of hogs at 81 cts per ID.
Reuben NaylOr sold Il COW and cal
to James |. Hamilton for $50, and 4
shorthorn calf to Frank Bourne fOr
S15.
Miss Mary Chestnut, of Boyle, is Wis
iting her sister, Mrs. Charles Bur
dett.. Miss frankie DOty, of Paint
Lick, visited her cousin. Miss Georgia
Dunn, last week. Mrs. Evans. of
Pineyille, and Mrs. Smith, of Lancas-
ter, spent Thursday with Mrs. Geo.
Durham. Rev. w. NJ. Kuykendall
and family are spending several days
With friends i'm PreacherSville and
Crab Orchard. :. Misses Anna Pollard,
Sallie and Lee Herring have returned
from their school at PeWee Valley, to
spend vacation. Mrs. Ed Minor and
little daughter, L0ra, of Lancaster.
spent Sunday with the family of II.
ID. Aldridge. A large crowd attend
ed the strawberry supper at the resi-
dence OF Fred Kemper Thursday night
The neighbOring towns were well rep
resented. The proceeds were $50. ....
Mr.. and Mrs. \. j. Chestnut, of Dan
Vile, spent several days with their
parents, Mr.. ana Mrs. j. c. B0ner.
We are glad to see Efr. Chestnut out
after a severe case OF fever. Mr.. j.
Is kempor has resumed from pleas
ant visit to his son and daughter, Rev.
VIM. Anderson and wife, of OklahO-
ma. He it 50 much pleased with the
country that we fear Garrard will
loose one of her best citizens. E. Mr.
and Mrs Reuben Naylor were married
fifty years Monday, June 9TH. We
hope that many blessings may attend
them through life, and that they may
live to celebrate their diamond wed
ling.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08

They say they were never treated llOrt
royalty or received more attentions
than they did at the hands Of the GOOD
people OF Clark county's beautiful cap
ital. Speaking of the days doingS,
the Democrat says:
THE Grafton by Hon. Letcher Ows-
ley, County Attorney of Garrard cOun-
ty, was good. In burning words, he
dwelt upon the undying principles OF
fraternal friendship and brOtherly
love. Flowers Of fancy, bits of poetry.
beautiful and sublime thoughts fol
lowed each other in rapid succession,
and when he finished there WAS uni
vcrsal regret that he did not continue
longer. He is most brilliant young
man and we expect to see him make a
brilliant career"
Richmond Register: Major Curtis
i. Burnam was 20 years Of age or
"Wednesday last, May n Queen Wet
Orio was SO years old that day. Public
men, like Major Burnam. who main-
tain an elevated rank in popular favor
in a country where their opinions and
acts are upon to certain scrutiny and
free remark, must be possessed of more
than ordinary merit. And we believe
we shall have public opinion decidedly
| With us, when we say that it has fall
Ell to the lot o. few to occupy as var
iUuS and important stations in the
public'S gift with SO large share Of
appreciation, as Hon. Curtis Field
Hurnam. We wish for our dStinruSh-
ed fellow citizen and friend many more
years OF usefulness, surrounded by his
large and devoted family.
statesman. yet friend to truth. Of
soul sincere.
In action faithful, and in honor clcarr
Nicholasville Dcmocrat-The social
event of the week was the ''maSquc''
given on Friday night by Miss Mary
WEIGH, in honor OF her guests, Miss
Martha Elllin, of Lancaster, and Miss
Lucia NcAfee, of Lebanon. Music and
gayety filled up the hours which van
ishcd ali too quickly for ''Ye Shades |
of the Past" and their admiring friends |
Refreshments were served i'm exquisite |
style. superintendent by Mrs. T. J. |
Scott, and it is not surprising to relate |
that the GHOSTS" partook with as
good will as the most real Of mortalS. |
At late hour the guests departed |
having realized to the utmost the JOY |
of meeting congenial spirits, under
the auspices Of SO thorough Il hostess
as Miss WEIGH" The Democrat pub
fishes long list of guests, and what
they represented. Among the num-
Der, well known i'm Lancaster society
were Miss Marianne WiImore.
''Shakeress:" Miss Ora Wilmore,
School Girl" Miss Ada Dickerson.
Nun" Miss Jessamine Hemphill.
''Queen of Sheba:" Miss Martha Elkin.
Greek Girl" Miss Mary Welch.
Samantha" Fred Sears, ga Prince"
Brown Buford, First Lieutenant;"
Dan Hemphill, "Negress;".
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08
The Man who Always sfiilds Fault.

The man who is always finding fault
with what everybody else does, with
out particularly trying to do anythi! G
Himself, is neither "a thing Of beauty
nor a JOY forever" No, he is posi-
tive nuisance. and he should do enc or
two things, either die or pick up his
traps and leave his country, for his
c0untry'S good. Don't continually
wear long face and preach failure of
every enterprise undertaken by the
people of your town and community.
If you can't put your shoulder to the
wheel and help on the car of progress,
at least don't retard its onward move
mentS by evil prophecies and express
siCnf O. unfJunded fears. Don't mar
the happiness Of your family and
friends and rob them Of their sunshine
by mOr0SeneSS and discomfort. but
come out of the canyons OF despair un-
to the hilltops of joy and gladncss, and
seek for what sgood in humanity and
give the evil the charity of your ST.
lence-EX.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08

In Winchester, KY, one jennet
brought S72, one yearling jack Sic
md one two-year-Old jack $50. Good
prices are being obtained for all mules
and jack stock being offered for sale in
Clark county, Ky. :
Aside from the serious incOnvenierv.
ce and plain caused by piles, there is a
tendency. to fistula and to cancer in
the rectal regions. PilesshOuld not be
allowed to run on unchecked. T A B.
LER'S BUCKEYE p l L e DIN T.
MENTis an infallible remedy. Price
so cts. a bottle, tubes Is cts.
&C. s. ]. E. StOrmeS.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08

Miss Sue Sutton, visited Mrs. Benz
Hughes this week.
Mr.. VIM. ShugarS and daughter, Mis-:
Maggie, spent several days with rela
tivcs in Mckinney.
Miss Lizzie Hudson is at home from
Staunton, Va, wien size attended
school the past term.
Miss Matte Shepherd, of Wilmorc
College, is the guest OF DR.. and Mrs.
Evans, Richmond, Ave.
Mrs. Sophronia Fox, who has been
visiting her sister, Mrs. Geo. Smith.
has returned to DanvilIe.
j. VI. Higginbotham has returned
from Oklahoma accompanied by his
neice, Miss Jennie Arnold.
Mrs. Eugene Moss, nee Hiss Eudoxia
Moss, is at home to see her father W.
Is. Moss, who is quite i'll.
Mrs. Ophelia Dunn and children.
are visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Jack Kcmper, at Marksbury.
Mrs. VIM. Cook and pretty baby,
Robinson, are visiting Miss Mary
Robertson in EliZabethtown.
Miss Amanda Anderson has returned
from Paint Lick where she has been
teaching school the past term.
Miss Mary Burnside gave lovely
entertainment Thursday night, in
honor of Miss Eugenia Dunlap.
Mrs. Louis Landram gave luncheon
Friday evening i'm honor of Miss
Eugenia 7. Dunlap, of Lexington.
Mr.. w. b. Mason, of Lancaster. was
here Friday entering some suits for
the coming court.-Stanford Journal.
Miss Eugenia Dunlap and brother.
Geo. who have been visiting relatives
in this city, returned to Lexington
Monday.
Jesse w. Sweeney went to Cincinna-
ii Monday, to select his samples and
viii, in few days, go on the road for
Baum & Baltz, hatiers, of that city.
Rev. Henry Faulconer has been at
home this week. He has several meet
ingS on hand and enough work to keep
him busy through the entire summer.
Among the long list of guests at
Miss Welch's party, in NichoIasville.
is the name of the handsome Miss Lee
titia Brown, frequent visitor to re-
tiveS i'm this city.
Little Miss Irene Romans gave a
party Saturday afternoon to
A large attendance. All had a merry
time wishing their pretty little hostess
many more birthday returns.
. Nicholasville Journal: Miss Matte |
Elkin, of Lancaster, Miss Lucie Nc
Afce, Lebanon, are the guests of Miss
Mary WEIGH, were masquerade party |
will be given tonight i'm their honor.
Mrs. Fisher Gaines entertained |
Wednesday afternoon i'm handsome
style in honor of Miss Curry and Miss
Collier, of Lancaster. Miss Rose
Grundy Clelend received with them
Danvillc Advocate.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. r. Pope announce
the engagement of their daughter, Re
oecca, to Rev. j. w. Lynch, of Wake
Forrest, North Carolina. The marri- |
age will take place during the mid
summer.-Adyocate. Jut
The Lancaster W.. G.. T. u, and |
Loyal Legion were represented at the
Berea district meeting this week by
j. Joseph, Il. Gresham, G.
NJ. Patterson, r. L. Elkin and Misses
Amanda Anderson, Lou and Ida May
Grant. The latter was on the pro-
gram for paper. s. skR8zkF
Hon. Letcher Owsley and Major r
Kinnaird went to Winchester La |
Friday, the former to deliver an adj
dress, and the latter to enjoy the day.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08
MnrE LuEal.
CO.Orcd Soldiers, Attention |!

The colored Regiments of the Rcgu-
lar Army are filling up very fast, ans;
there are only a few vacancies left.
All ablc-bodied cOlored men who can
read, and all eX-sOldiers who desire to
re-enlist should call at once at the
Recruiting Office in Lexington Bust
College Building, Main Street, near
post Office, Lexington, Ky. ma-4-tf
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08
CENTRAL RECORD.
THURSDAY Juno 8, 1899.
I PERSONAL.

ChaS. Collier is clerking for II. NJ
Ballou.
DIR. II. NJ. Grant is enjoying fishin
i'm Cumberland river.
James |. Hamilton and wife were il
NicholaSvillc this week.
Miss Bette Arnold is visiting il
Jellico and Knoxville.
Miss Carrie Currcy has returned
from visit to DanNillc.
Miss Jane LuSk is visiting Mrs. Jno
BGl,nd in Point Burnside.
Richard Anderson has accepted ;
position with q. s. Gaines.
Herbert Harden of CoyingtOn, i!
visiting Lancaster friends.
Capt. Herndon was i'm EStill county
last week on legal business.
John Simpson has returned from {
pleasant visit TO Somerset.
Lewis L. Walker was in Frankfort
this week on legal business.
Eph. Z. Brown has acce pied pos.
ition in StOrme's Drug Store.
J.C. Jones. oS Bristol, Tenn. was
with relatives here the past week.
Miss Amy Davidson has been visit
ing her aunt, Mrs. w. J. Romans.
Herbert Gulley has accepted posi-
tion in Rice Benge's Livery Stable.
Mrs C. NJ. Richardson. of Somerset,
is visiting her father, j. q. Sweeney.
Paul Miller came home Monday
from the State College in Lexington.
Mrs. Ellen OwSley returned Tuesday
from visit TO relatives in Louisville.
Will MarrS, the hat drummer of
Knoxville. has been here a few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wallace. Of Wallace
ton. are visiting Will Ward and fami-
ly.
Mrs. Chas. Denman, of Nicholas
vile, is visiting her mother, Mrs. Alex
West.
Mr. Geo. Bruce and wife. of Danyille,
have been visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Eph
Brown.
Charley Doty, of Brannon, KY, was
here this week mingling with old
friends.
Mai. j. A. Burnside and Jim Ander-
son went to Richmond Monday on
business.
Miss Jennie Burnside has returned
from a visit to Miss Sue Route, in
Stanford.
Say Clutton says if Hill Berndon
don't let him alone, there'll be troL-
BILE i'm de land.
Mrs. w. r. Cook and pretty baby,
are visiting Miss Chastine McGregor,
i'm Louisville.
Mesdames Hughes and Huffman, of
Stanford, have been visiting Mrs.
Thomas Elkin.
Mrs. Nina. Hughes visited her cou-
sin, Mrs. r. III. Batson, who is very
much improved.
Mrs. Geo. Farris and daughter,
Louise, are visiting Mrs. Ebert Smith
in Jellico, Tenn. ~ Ri
Mrs. Chas. Powell accompanied her
sister, Miss Mamie Powell, to Hus-
tonyille Tuesday.
Mesdames Naylor and Sutton, and
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08

To cure piles, STRIKE ATTHE ROOT
hats the way. DeWitt's Witch Ha-
zal Salve STRIKES AT THE ROOT-it re-
moves the CAUSE quickly and perman
emily. Don't Squander time and money
in vain effort to remove the EFFECTS.
i'm StOrmeS Drug Store.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08
a Halter of FalsehOOd.

Mendicant Tin disgust -Them edi-
tiers is liars, every one O. them. Here's
two columns in this paper about tn
good times an tn piles o. money layin'
idle, an haven't taken in a cent this
mornin' .-IIarlem Life.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08
No Data.

What do you think of your new
neighbors, Mrs. Chubb?"
IL don't know; they haven't had
washing out yet, and when they moved
in L was down town and didn't get 10
see their furniture. "-Chicago Record.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08

Not Very Much,

Miss Oldsirl-Do you think Mr.. Sniff
kinss is sincere when he writes that he
loves me more than tongue can tell?
Miss Peachblow-I dare say. He's
tongue-tied, you know.-Kansas City
Independent.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08
The Bene6fa-

Opdyke-What's the use of arguing
with a woman? You can never con.
vince her.
Depeyster-True. But think of the
pleasure it gives the woman.-Brooklyn
Life
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08

}. Il. Shear, OF Sedalia, Mo-, saved
his child from death by Group by using
One Minute Cough Cure. 1t cures
coughs, colds, pneumonia, Ia grippe
and all throat and lung troubles.
I'm Sormes Drug Store.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-06-08
Their ylistake

Editors Wife-Wake up! There are
burglars in the house, John!
Editor-Well, what of it? Let them
find out their mistake, themselves!-
Puck