The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1899-07-23
WOES OF BIG STORES.
.OST eAEiY AND FRANTIC MOTHER A
COMMON OCCURRENCE.


For In the '.MorEue."
Have you seen anything of beau
tiful little girl with fluffy golden hair
aud a blue frock?" anxiously inquired
Il young woman of the clerk in charge
OF the linen counter in a great depart
mcnt store.
Why, no! Are you sure you brought
her in here?'
Indeed l am, l left her sitting be-
fore those 9S cent damasks to look at
those S143 shirt waists marked down
from $1.50, and now l can't find her
anywhere. I'm worried to death"
Don't be alarmed" remarked the
clerk, consolingly She'll turn up all
right. l expect she's up in the dead
room by this time"
THE what?"
The dead room-the morgue, you
know
Tile morgue? Oh, my Irene. Oh,
my darling
''Sh-h-h, Inefnm," softly command
ed 4 floor walker, for commotion
seemed imminent "Your child is safe
L
simply the cant name Of our lost and
found department Come with me,
and we viii see if the little girl is
there"
The young woman followed to a long
room. the door of which was labeled
Lost and Found" and there. sure
enough, seated upon a monument of
packages. boxes. baskets. umbrellas.
canes and other articles. sat n tiny
golden haired girl in a blue frock. con-
tcnte1ly kicking her small feet against
pasteboard bonnet box.
That's the second kid and contin-
gent sensation I've had today" con-
ii,lcG the keeper of the morgue to me
as The recovered child. Justify scream
ing IN the fervent embrace of her tear
iui parent, was carried away. mo, it's
nothing unusual. It's almost a daily
occurrence. In the excitement of bar
gain rushes persons very frequently
lose sight of their children for a few
moments. and the natural tendency Of
the children Is to stray away and take
in the strange sights of the store on
their own hook. OF course they might
wander out of the establishment. and
10 prevent this the floor walkers in
variably send to me every child they
!ind unaccompanied by a guardian.
Il don't know if there is any porta-
ble article. animate or inanimate,
which does not find it's way to the
:norgue," continued the keeper reflect
lively. no class of people loses things
so readily as shoppers do. You see,
they become so interested in looking
at bargains that they lay down what
ever they may happen to have in their
hands and perambulate between
counters with hardly a thought as to
their actions.
Suddenly they discover their loss.
and mild panic seizes them. They
20 flying about from one counter to
the other, prosecuting their inquiries
without stopping to think whether
they have visited those same counters
before or not. Therefore the morgue
has become Il valuable and indispensa-
bic department in every large store.
Some of the things which drift into
this place would amuse you. Last
week a great Dane dog was brought
up by our nerviest floor walker. and an
ugly customer he was, indeed-the
| dog, not the floor walker. We triced
him up by a short chain and tried to
make him lie down pending the ar
rival of his owner But he wouldn't.
| Instead he took stand, braced him
self and let out howl which froZe
The souls of some half dozen sales
women within earshot. Then he broke
his chain and started in to clean out
the morgue.
What did | do? Oh, | adjourned
and everybody went on still hunt for
the owner of the dog. We eventually
found her. and she came up and lam
basted US for abusing her precious
darling, with never n word about the
rough way he had handled the
morgue's accumulations.
Dogs of all sorts and conditions are
constantly brought to the morgue and
now and then a pet cat, which has es-
capped from a basket. I've even had 81
cage of canaries left on my hands to
feed for a week before the careless
owner. who had left the cage down in
the crockery department during a spe-
cial sale. appeared to claim her prop
erty.
Watches, purses. babies. parasols.
bundles and even diamond rings are
parts of my stock in trade here. I'd
have horses, too. verify believe, We're
our customers permitted to bring them
into the store. I'd like to set up in
business with the things brought to
the morGue. I'd get rich, sure.
Yes, fully two-thirds of the things
are claimed. and nothing worth com
ing after remains in our possession
long. Neither do many other things
which are not worth hunting up. We
keep lost articles n month from date
OF turning in, and then. if il is found
that they were originally sold in oul
store. we put them in stock. Ere
quently lost articles of serious value
are advertised at the end of a month"
Cincinnati Enquirer.