The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-05-03
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

- 1t is said that goat S milk makes
the best butter.
- Vices peculiar to lawyers are ad-
vice and device.
- Trouble is brewing when people
get as mad as hops.
= The greatest movement in real
estate is landslide.
- Love is the great lever that light
ems all the labors Of life.
= The best way to teach children
to be good is to show them how.
- People are scarce who are salts
fed with their next door neighbor's
religion.
A good way to learn how to
move mountains is to begin on grains
Of sand.
a man down in Georgia has built
number of houses which are occupied
by widows free of rent.
For quick remedy and one that is
perfectly safe for children let us re-
commend One Minute Cough Cure. It
is excellent for Group. hoarsencss,
tickling in the throat and coughs.
Evans Pharmacy.
- It's impossible to derive any ben
eft from new umbrella until it's
used up.
= When man expresses contempt
for money he has more of it than he
can use
A marriage license is kind Of
court plaster used in patching up brok-
en- Eearts.
= Character Of men and women is
shown by the different way in which
they ask questions.
"Give me liver regulator and can
regulate the world" said genius.
The druggist handed him bottle of
DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the
famous little pills. Evans Pharmacy.
- Good character sure foundation
is; let man but build on that, success
is his.
- There's one great drawback in
my business said the druggist.
"What is p Porous plasters.
- Twenty-Five years ago France
was able to put as many soldiers in
the field as Germany. Now it falls
short about l 100000 men.
- The Young Wife-Oh, mother 1
can't think what has come over Alfred
lately, he has been behaving so hor-
ribly. The Mother.in-l -law-What do
you feed him on, my dear?
j. Sheer, Sedalia, Mo-, conductor
on electric street car line, writes that
his little daughter was very low with
Group, and her life saved after all
physicians had failed, only by using
One Minute Cough Cure. Evans
Pharmacy.
= To put any obstacle in the way
of man that has sinned and is now
trying to lead a better life, is almost
like kicking him into hell.
- Instead Of wasting your time in
repining over past mistakes, it is the
part Of wisdom to put forth all your
energies in improving the present
hour.
If you have cough. throat irrita-
tion, weak lungs, pain in the chest,
difficult breathing, Group or hoarse-
ness, let US suggest One Minute Cough
Cure. Always reliable and safe.
Evans Pharmacy.
- One of the largest Holsters ever
caught in the vicinity of Calais, Me-,
or in any other place, as far as known,
was recently captured off Grand
Manan. The monster weighed twenty
five pounds, measuring forty-two inch
es from tip to tip, having claws 20
inches long by Z wide.
Happy is the man or woman who
can eat good hearty meal without
suffering afterwards. II yc8 came.
do it, take Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. It
digests what you eat, and cures all
forms of Dyspepsia and Indigestion.
Evans Pharmacy.
A man was hanged by mob in
Kansas recently. He shot with the
intention Of killing young woman
who declined his attentions. Instead
of killing her he killed her aunt. He
was quietly lynched. II appears that
lynchings occur elsewhere than in the
South.