The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-05-05
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| Moran IL advertising for an attor.
new and clothing store. 1t already
has the best newspaper for its size OF
any town in Kansas.
| Or. Ella Il. Christy has secured
rooms ut j II. IOungs one block east
of the Thomson Hotel where she may
he found day or night. dwtf
| Hutchinson Views: Henry Allen
says that when Charley sheldon be.
gan the publication OF his farm paper
his first article was against the use OF
Poland China hogs because they were
so easily broken.
at would be big Joke on the adj
ministration,n says the st. Louis Re-
/ Dubic, "if Colonel Fred Funston, who
mas acquired the largest laurel wreath
in the Philippines, should turn out to
be Populist,' True.
! The lola friends of Mrs. Harry Ev.
ans regret TO learn that she is in very
poor health MIR. Evans has taken
| her and the children to Hot Springs,
/ Ark in the hope Of restoring her,-a
hope in which all her friends will
most sincerely join.
The high winds of the last week,
coming riFht on the Eeels OF the
I cyclone at <irksville, Mo-, have made
people feel rather creepy. TO he sure
this II an old Indian town and can't
he blown away, hut the wind ought
to know that and quit try ing so per-
sislently,
The papers which don't have five
or six column story in next sunday
about Fred Funs,on will be in a hope
less minority. lola has been full ut
special cOrreepnndents for several
/ days " no have kept the road hot me-
tween town and the home of the
Funston's north of town.
Among the special respondents
here Tuesday was a representative
Of the Chicago Tribnne. lie was with
the army in cuba and was with
[ Shafer during the whole war and
the story he could tell OF things
! that never was published was an
exceedingly fascinating side light
which held several hearers entranced
until cary next morning.
Nothing has ever been produced to
equal or compare with IA RLER'S
| BUCKEYE PILE OINTMENT as
curative and healing application for
piles. fissures, blind and bleeding,
external or internal, and itching and
bleeding Of the rectum The relief IL
immediate and cure Infa'lible. Price
50 cts. in bottles, tubes, 20 cts. Evans
Bros.
There are probably several thou
sand people IN lola who think they
! have excellent reasons for condemn
ing the way the wind has blown here
| for the past few days. As "A matter of
fact it II a whole lot better 10 have
the wind come divided up than all at
once. Were lola to get all her regu-
lar summers invoice Of wind in one
bunch there would be nothing left
here hut twenty-eight holes in the
ground from which natural gas would
be ahrieking q wall over what had
been,
Petitions are being circulated in
Humboldt asking the mayor To call
MI election to issue ST., 800 in bonds
for the purpose of putting in IA city
gas plaul, and Sl2, 800 Tor the city TO
| construct II wafer works plant. The
| Herah says it is agreeable if the
Thing will pay tor itself, and AT The
same time I. e price can De cut In two.
| The Union isn't sure whether it is for
the best interests Of the clty TO go in
| debt S25, 000 just at present and re-
serves the right to say few columns
/ later.
| DR.. Lambeth, of Moran, who dis.
covered the small pox case, il the boss
| bully OF the town now. He makes
regular calls at the Rhoads' home
and everyb' dy knows it and the
Town people shun him like Satan.
He goes into store and the clerks
crawl under the counter SO he won't
ask them TO wait on him; he enters
the / aHk and the cashier calls for
him 10 halt. Money is piled on the
teller's window and the doctor invit-
ed to help himself The other day he
strOlled into the blacksmith shop and
the halt dozen farmers who were
sitting in the shop, went out of the
back door at lively rate. AS Il
mater Of fact he uses every prscau.
ton to prevent the germs being car.
red by him. He wears a gown over
/ his clothes when he calls at the house
and bathes in sulphur fumes when he
/ gets home