Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1899-04-29
WA-KEENEY KAN April. go 1899
We need a good rain.

Rev. and Mrs. Hankins of the Saline
moved into town Thursday and are
domiciled in the Frank Ellsworth
stone house.
NOTICE-The committee on child
| rens' exercises for Decoration day will
meet with the committee on arrange
ments at the Land Office on Tuesday,
May ,, at 4:3O D. m.
Pneumonia. la grippe, coughs, colds,
Group and whooping cough readily
yield to One Minute Cough Cure Use
this remedy in time and save a doc
tors bill-or the undertaker'S Jones
q Gibson.
Mr.. Holmes of Grand Rapids, Mich.
was in the city the first of the week
and made this office "a pleasant call
He owns 1000 acres of land in south
Graham and some choice town lots in
this burg.
There will be Episcopal services at
the Baptist church next Sunday.
April 30. Morning PRAYER and ser
mon at ii a. m. Litany aud sermon
at p. m. All are cordially invited.
J. II. Lee. Rector.
Miss Lille NJ. Caskey closed a sue
cessful school in District l3 on April
II, with dinner, ice cream, cake and
very interesting program in the af-
ternoon. The number present was
forty-two. Everybody had a good
time. A Pupil.
An Illinois justice Of the peace has
discovered new cure for drunken
ness His plan is to have the tIppler
hauled up before his court where an
oath is administered that never again
in the world will he take an intoxi- !
eating drink. If the fellow ever after |
appears before the court for being
drunk, he is at once confronted with /
the charge of perjury.-EX.
There's nothing in a name,' said /
the Man With Whiskers as he stood |
on Froehly'S corner last Saturday af-
ternoon. For instance there is the
Smith family in Fort Wayne. They
always affixed 'ie' to the names of
their children They had Johnnie,
Willie, and Belle. Belle
d man named AXE and now
they call her Mrs. Belle AXE. ."-Leb-
anon Criterion.
A novel law suit is on down in Tex
rs. A newspaper, during the cam
Daign last fall, said certain doctor
vas the biggest liar in the district
The doctor sued the editor for So, 900
Is damages TO his practice. The edi-
or will first try to prove that as the
ioctor had no competition his prac-
ice was not injured !; second, that his
Practice was not worth half the
mount sued for; that the allegation,
5 to tile doctor being a liar, is true
"a word to the wise is sufficient
nd a word from the wise should be
but you ask, who are the
Tise? Those who know. The oft re- I,
Gated experience of trustworthy
ersons may be taken for knowledge L
1r. w. NJ. Terry says Chamberlain's 1
ough Remedy gives better satisfac-
ion than any other In the market ,
lie has been in the drug business at
4Ston, Ky. for twelve Years; has
I'D hundreds of bottles of this RENE
y and nearly all other cough medi-
mes manufactured, which shows con-
usively that Chamberlain's is the :
ost satisfactory to the people, and is RI
lie best. For sale by Jones s. Gibson
The Minneapolis Messenger poet az
Its off the following: "When dad Sc
Is worn his trousers out, they pass q
brother John, then mother trims =, =,
und about and William puts them or
l. When Williams legs too long 81
I've grown. the trousers fail to hide te
%, so Walter claims them for his ~,
yn, and hides himself inside 'em &
ext Sans fat legs they close invest, Gu
i'd when they won't stretch tigher. ui
eyre turned and shortened up for ~.
e-the writer. Ma works them in I ui
caps and rugs, when 1 have burst M
e stitches; at doomsday we shall q
e. perhaps, the last of dads old bo
eeches-r