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The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
Annnires a Pipe Organ.

SANTA ROSA. May 3.-The ladies Of
the First Presbyterian Church to-day de-
cided to proceed at once with the erec-
tion of the new pipe organ in the church
edifice.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
Not Bitten hu a Dog.

NEWPORT, r. l., May 3-Mr. and
Mrs. William K. Vanderbilt have closed
Belvoir for a week and gone to New
York 1t is understood the visit is occa-
stoned by a series of social events ar
ranged in their honor. The report in a
New York paper to-day that Mr. Wander
bilt was nursing a hand injured by dog
bite is without foundation.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
SUMMER HOME EARN.

SANTA. CRUZ MOUNTAINS; FIRST-CLAsS
ia ar1ily resort cottages, tents, hunting and fish
ing: artificial lake for boating and swimming;
long distance telephone; campers return tick
cts 81 50; hotel open the year round. Send for
circulars to J. H. HAESTERS. Glenwood. Cal.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
HorEL RENUENUE

And cottages Lakeport. Cal.-Large grounds;
new dancing pavilion. S0X40 fronts lake 200 IT.
fine bowling alley and shuffeboard swimming,
boating. elegant yacht free; children's play
ground: good table; no Chinese help. F. -
A NJ. SCALES. ProprietOrs.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
HARBIN'S HOT SULPHUR SPRINGS,
AXE COUNTY

The Best In the World.
HOTEL, COTTAGES and GROUNDS light
ed with ACETYLENE GAS. Open the year
round Sulphur, Iron, Magnesia and Arsenic.
All kinds Of baths WONDERFUL CURES
OF Rheumatism. Catarrh, Dyspepsia, Paraly-
sis, Skin Diseases and Kidney, Liver and
Stomach troubles. Long distance phone.
Terms, $40 TO $1S per week. Daily stage from
Caiistoga J. A HAYS, Prop.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
CAMP TAYLOR REDWOODS,

On N. p. c. R. R.. the place to go for sum-
mer; board or camp cottages; Sunday eXcur-
sions. 81. For circulars address H. G. MAR
Nm. Camp Taylor. Cal.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
aIuE LAKES HOTEL

VIZ ILL BE CONDUCTED IN QUIET,
w homeIike manner With one of the best
tables in the county; $40 to s12 per week Round
trip. SO So S. F. and y. P to Ukiah thence by
stage. Address j. WILTON. Bertha, Lake
County, Cal
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
sAMuEL SODA SpRINGs.

J. r. Morris, Prop, Napa County Cal. surs
cure for dyspepsia, indigestion, rheumatism
and constipation; hot mineral baths. These
springs are located in Napa County 20 miles
east of st. Helena. The water is bottled at
the springs and contains its own natural gas.
Stage leaves st. Helena
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
CLEN1MOOD HoTEI

a MONG THE REDWOODS. SANTA CRUZ
~ Mtns; minutes walk from depot; milk
poultry fruit iron springs; gas throughout;
telephone and telegraph; Round trip, 50 SO; $ to
Write WILLIAM MARTIN, Glenwood. Cal.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04

Wedding invitations, visiting cards, fine
sta ationery and printing at Sanborn &
Vail s. TAI Market street.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
LAUREL DEL

LAKE AND HOTEL
Climate, scenery, entertainment; none bettee
in Lake Co.; gas indoors and out.
H. WAMBOLD.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
KLAMATH HOT SPRINGS

(Beswicl<, Slskiyou County. Cai.)
Finest fishing and health resort on the coast
Climate perfect. For particulars apply to Ed
SON BROS. ProprietoIs.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
Interests the Coast.

WASHINGTON, May 3-Rural free de-
livery service has been ordered estab-
lished by the Postofflce Department in
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
AGuA cAlIENTE Springs.

Sonoma Valley, two hours from S. F., via Tib-
uron ferry. Warm mineral swimming and tub
baths. Water, gas, electric bells Rates $40 to
$12 per week. 81 per day. Address Aqua Cali
ente Springs. Aqua Caliente, Sonoma Co., Cal.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04

CLDT CQLn-Most beautiful spot in Lake
kANLSDAD County. The mineral springs are
famous for marvellous cures when all else
failed especially in stomach liver, kidney and
bladder affections Superior accommodations.
SO per week. Fine roads, trout fishing and
deer hunting Write W. r. McGOVERN, CaTis-
bad T,ak COuuty
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
IN MENDocINo COUNTY.

Beautiful scenery and drives; unexcelled
hunting; best trout fishing in California; excel
lent table, 81 so per week; fine rigs for accom-
mediation of guests; daily mails. Get full par
ticulars from A. H YORDI. 500 Call build
ing, San Francisco.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
PLANTATION HOUSE

Good trout fishing, plenty fruit, cream and
milk; free conveyance for parties of two or
more; grand redwood scenery. Address J..
LUTTRINGER Seaview, Sonoma County, or
apply E KRUSE, POI Front St, S. F.. for par
ticulars.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
IoHRNNISRERG.

FAMILY RESORT AND OUTING PLACE
in the midst of the Napa Redwoods, Mount
Veeder 31O0 feet. Large lake, boating, swim
ming. hunting, fishing. Terms, Sc to $40 per
RESORT, Oakville, Napa County. Cal
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
PLEASANT WEW RANCH.

Good fishing, hunting, bathing; fresh
milk, butter and eggs, fresh fruit. Terms,
81. E. NJ. SHELFORD, Cloverdale, Cal.
Free carriage.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04

PARK HOUSE and cottages at Ben Lomond.
10 miles from Santa Cruz with unsurpassed
climate, presents the best to be had as
summer resort: best drives in the State;
special rates to families; charges very mod
crate T n. PETERSON. Ben Lomond. Cal.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
LAKE COUNTY.

NJ Ew 19-PASSENGER AOSEMITE STAGES.
IN all outside seats direct to the most pictur-
esque portion of California. Best equipped stage
line in the State. Leaves Calistoga daily (Sun-
days eXcepted) at 1880 a. m, direct to Harbin
and Gienbrook: half hour for lunch at Calls
toga; also to Middletown. Lower / Ike, Kelsey
vile and Lakeport w =. SPIERS Prop.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
';P.;c. TOCALOMA. ma6iN a6
KFNJI.WORTH INN.

MILL, VALLEY-A most delightful summer
home Every modern convenience. In and
ont door sports Forty-fve minutes from San
Francisco. Table under personal care of MRS.
M MERRY Proprietor
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04
SEIGLER SPRINGS,

LAKE COUNTY.
This delightful watering place is located in
the midst Of the Coast Range
Abundance of mineral springs, hot and cold
plunge baths. large swimming tank of mineral
water fine stone dining room; telephone con-
nections electric lights livery accommodation;
good trout fishing and hunting. Round trip
tickets at Southern Pacific offices, SO
JOHN SPAULDING. Proprietor.
The San Francisco call., 1899-05-04

II your property is mortgaged and you need
more money see H. Murphy, go Market.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
Literary Note.

Every man who lives in a city and
paws his share of the running expenses
Of that city will find interesting read
ing in Mayor Carter Harrison's paper
on The disagreement Of the Modern
City, which will appear in the July
18th issue Of The Saturday Evening
Post Of Philadelphia. The writer's
wide experience in the practical poll
tics of a great city and his insight into
municipal affairs, gained during the
years that he has been Mayor Of Chi
cago, qualify him to give expert testi-
mony concerning the corruption Of city
governments and to make some use
full suggestions for the suppression OF
the bribe-giver and the boodler. The
disagreement Of the Modern City Is
one Of a group Of articles dealing with
questions Of vital import and written
by experts Of international reputation.
The Post for July 18th will also con-
tain articles and stories by Bret Harte,
Molly Elliot Seawell, Col. W. F. Cody
Buffalo Bid, Ex-senator ingalls,.
Robert ]. Burdette, and others equally
well known
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
Why?

The peculiar simplicity Of the French
peasant is illustrated, by two Incidents.
A peasant went to his 'postofice and Of
fered for tess Rail letter which was
-63er the weight specified for q single
stamp.
This is too heavy" said the post
master. you will have to put an
other stamp on It."
"wh-wh-why," said the peasant,
with wide-open eyes, "w-w-win an
other stamp make it any lighter?"
Another peasant, presiding over the
municipal council Of his village, gave
the assembly a lecture on the lack OF
necessity for any more bodybuilding.
AS for the roads which are now
bad" he said, ''it is Of no use to repair
them, for nobody travels over them;
and as for those which are good, why
do anything to them until they get
bad?"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
UNIVERSITY OF NorRE DAME.

We -eaIl attention Of our readers TO
the advertisement Of Notre Dame Uni
yersity, Notre Dame. Indiana, one OF
the great educational institutions OF
the West, which appears In another
column Of this paper. Those OF our
readers who may have occasion to look
M q college for their sons during the
coming year would do well to CORE
spond with the President who VIII
send them q catalogue free OF charge,
as well as all particulars regarding
terms, courses Of studies, ETC.
There II q thorough preparatory
school in connection with the Univer-
sity in which students OF all grades
VIII have every opportunity OF prepar-
ing themselves for higher studies.
The Commercial Course intended Tor
young men preparing for business may
be finished in one or two years accord
ing to the ability Of the student. st.
Edwards hall, for boys under thir-
teen, is an unique department OF the
institution. The higher courses are
thorough In every respect and stu
dents will find every opportunity OF
perfecting themselves In any line OF
work they may choose to select
Thoroughness In class-work, exactness
In the care of students, and devotion to
the best interests OF all, are the ols-
tinguishing characteristics OF Notre
Dame University.
Fifty-hye years Of active work In the
cause Of education have made this In
stitution famous all over the country
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
CARDINALS.
Pope Leo Has Seen 124 Die In HIs
Pontifcate.

Pope Leo Has Seen ia Die I'm His
Pontihcate.
Rome Correspondence London Lead
er: The Romans have a popular ira
dItion which, curiously enough, Is often
confirmed by facts, that when a mem
Der Of the Sacred College dies two Of
his colleagues quickly follow him. At
a few days distance two Cardinals,
Bausa, Archbishop Of Florence. and
Krementz, Archbishop Of Cologne,
have departed this life, and now good
Romans are quite in a fiutter Of ex-
pectation specializing with cheerful
RESIGNATION as to which corporate will
be third. Apropos Of the death Of Car
dinals. It is a curious fact that the
most likely candidate to the tiara, such
as the late Monaco la valletta, Calm
hertz. Di Rende, Sanfelice, appear to
have been specially singled out by
death during the pontthcate Of Leo
XIII. no fewer than LA Cardinals hcV-
ing died during the p years Of his
reign. Indeed only four Of the Car
dinals created by Plus TX. survive, and
should they precede the aged Ponttn
into the tomb, Leo KILL win be able
TO say to his Cardinals, as Urban VIII
did: mon yos elegistis me, sed ego
elegi yos." CIT IL not you who chose
me hut who chose you.) There are
now 1s vacancies In the Sacred College.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
TO JOURNEY ALONE.
PApEREwsKI WILL NOT az
TEMPTED BY CUPID.
me kunor Recently Circulated Founded
On Divorce c.se-Hs Il More In
tsrested In Agriculture Than He Il In
Marriage.

The latest rumor Of Ignaee Paderew-
SKIS marriage had as little foundation
as the various reports Of his engage
ment to the American women he met
ON his visit to this country three years
ago. His relations with the Gorski
family have long been well known. His
invalid son lived with the Polish yio-
iinist and his wife during the years
That followed the death Of his mother,
and he has been their intimate friend,
at times making his home with them
when in France.
When Nine. Gorsh and her husband
were divorced, there was no change In
the famous pianist's relations with the
family, and his son has lived with
Nine. Gorski recently, and her life has
been In large measure devoted to the
care Of him. It is not believed by any
OF the pianist's friends in New York
that he has been married secretly or
In any other way to Mime. Gorski, who
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
APerurIan,s Discovery.

Prof. Axenfeld Of Perugia has dis
covered that three-ffths Of all men Of
distinction are hrst-born children; the
other two-ffths are either second or
third children, or else the youngest
of very large families. Among the
first he points out Luther, Dante, Ra-
phael, Leonardo da Vinci, Confucius.
Heine, Schopenhauer. Goethe, Ariosto,
Mohammed, Shelley, Erasmus. Milton,
Byron, Moliere, Carlyle. Rossini, Talx
Button: 4RaRE E; The l sa.s& Io-
yola and Franklin. both thirteenth
children; Schubert. fourteenth child,
and Volta, a seventh child. The pro-
fessor thinks this arises from physi-
illogical reasc and q law Of nature.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
TWO FAMOUS RESORTS.
A.. ou,Inr Hint from ~outinr.-

An Outing Hint from OuthnB'
Fast, safe, superbly equipped and
most carefully governed, one need not
wonder at the great popularity OF the
New York Central. No other line al
fords such facilities for through travel
between the East and the West as this
wonderful fourtrack system. In the
possession Of Grand Central Station,
located In the heart Of New York City.
and within trifiing distances OF all
first-class hotels, this railway offers
greater advantages than competing
lines. Spring, summer, autumn and
winter, II has attractions Irresistible
The great Northern Wilderness, the
playground of the State, now beckons
its thousands. As autumn falls, Amer
ica's scenic masterpiece, far-famed
Niagara, will claim its annual host OF
pilgrims with its majestic power, the
fierce turmoil of the Whirlpool and all
of the picturesque surroundings, the
awesome Cave Of the Winds and the
several other minor attractions OF the
vicinity. And when winter comes,
then the entire scene transformed TO
what seems a fairyland OF marvellous
frost dressings, of Icy forts and snowy
palaces; Of cleaning, crystal prison
barriers vainly striving to bind the
roaring, foaming plunge Of water-will
present spectacle Of weird, mys-
terious beauty which is not duplicated
In the worid.-Outing.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
Miss Lockheart's
LETTER 10 MRS. PRlKnAM.
ILrrrra TO mrs. PfxxHkH no. s7,Io4l

ILrrrrR TO nRs PfxxzkH no. S7,rO4J
cannot express my gratitude 70
YOU for the good that Lydia e Pink
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I had suffered for years with dropsy;
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the worst kind of kidney trouble, faint
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ut . time / also had female weakness
and the doctor said there was tumor
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Only the women who have suffered
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MRS. Pinkham responds quickly and
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The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15

Remember that cholera morbus.
cholera infantum, summer COM
plant, bilious collie. diarrhoea and
dysentery are each and all catarrh
of the bowels. Catarrh is the only
correct name for these affections.
Pe-ru-na is an absolute specific for
these ailments, which are so COM
mon in summer. DR.. Hartman, In
a practice Of over forty years, never
lost a single case Of cholera infan-
tum, dysentary, diarrhoea, or chol-
era morbus, and his only remedy
was Pe-ru-na. Those desiring fur
Their particulars should send for a
free copy Of Summer Catarrh.
Address DR.. Hartman, Columbus, o.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15

4 recent investigation in Germany
of the suitability OF aluminium for
cooling utensils raises the question
whether any danger attends the use
of such vessels. while aluminium Is
Init slightly affected by weak acids
when they are pure. It Is rapidly at
tackled In the presence Of sodium
chloride By sulphur dioxide, acetie
acid. and even alum Bur says Sci
ence Il remains . mooted qiestion
vhether the amount dissolved would
40 injury to the system Experimsnts
indicate that aluminium salts have .
somewhat detrimental eject On diges-
sion: vet ON the other hah.. alum wa
Ter Il oftsn beneficial TO health
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15

The Baltimore q Ohio Railroad n
about to make q radical change In it,
method OF running dining cars and IL
Is expected that the new plan VIII meet
with popular approval On and after
the first of June. all meals, except din
ners, win be served on the "a Ia carte.
plan. Hitherto on the main line. all
service was at the uniform rate Of one
dollar per meal Two new dining cars
are being built and win Be In service
BIZ July /. 50 that all through trains
win be provided with frst-elass din
Ing CARS
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
A VenReful Thought.

"In some future year." said the citi-
zen with a powerful imagination, "the
human race will find the sun extinct.
That once glowing orb viii cease to
shed its rays upon our world Then
whatu we do?" what will we
do?" echoed the morose man.
who was grinning for the. first
time in weeks. That isn't the
question. what'n the ice man DOR
Washington Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
PADEREwSKI.

Is somewhat older than he. The rumor
Of his engagement to a New York
woman was so persistently reported
three years ago that her father had to
make a formal denial Of it, says the
New York Sun.
Az a matter of fact, the acquaintance
between the two was slight. The plan
list has little more taste for society
than the average musician Of his en-
inence. His only appearances in that
way during the recent visit to London
were In the drawing room Of a man oil
wealth, when he received 5000 for his
contribution to the program Of musl-
-cafe zrr1r Ihefzrmof titled KgrfeuE-
turist.
He is more interested In agriculture
than in anything else save his profess
sion. One Of the mistaken reports con-
corning his American tour Is the state
nent that he is to receive $z5o. 900 from
a manager here for 40 concerts. Ever
since his first tour here the pianist has
come on his own responsibility, and
will continue to do SO in the future.
Paderewski is now at his Poland es-
tate. He was hastily summoned there
by his lawyer as a consequence OF the
defaIcations Of one Of his principal
clerks, whose books show a deficit Of
several thousand pounds.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
MEccAs OF WESTERN TOURIST
csaoraao. UsAh. csiforsla ana u.
Northwest

Unsurpassed facilities In the way OF
superb equipment for hrst-clsss travel
81 offered By the old reliable Missouri
pacific Railway, the fast mail route
from st. Louis to Kansas City ana the
west, with choics Of two routes TO the
famous summer resorts. Exceedingly
low rates, both one way and round
trip are offered this season. Illustrated
and descriptive pamphlets furnished
free on application to any agent Of the
company, n. G. Townsend, @. p. & T.
Agent, St Louis, No.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
Mrs. MathIlde Richter.

advise all people TO try Pe-ru-na- As l
used Pe-ru-na and Man-a-lin while I
was passing through the change OF
life, / am positively convinced your
beneficial remedies have relieved me
from all my Ills"
Pe-ru-na has raised moro women
from beds of sickness and set them to
work again than any other remedy.
Pelvic catarrh is the bane OF woman
kind. Pe-ru-na is the bane Of catarrh
In all forms and stages. Mrs. Col.
Hamilton, Columbus, o., says: "I rec
ommend Pe-rr-na to women, believing
it to be especially beneficial to them. "
Send for a free book written by DR..
Hartman. entitled Health and Beau
ty." Address DR.. Hartman, Columbus,
0hfo
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
A Mountain Tourist

In search Of grand and beautiful seen
ery finds such q PROPULSION of riches in
Colorado that before planning q trip
It will be well for you to gain all the
information possible. The Denver &
Rio Grande railroad publishes series
of useful illustrated pamphlets, all Of
which may be obtained by writing s.
X. Hooper, general passenger and ticket
agent, Denver, Colo.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
Advice

Young man." said the veteran,
learn to say" Il know what you
are going to tell me-" said the high
browed youth who wore a uniform;
You are going to advise me to learn
to say no." Not at all. 1 was going
to advise you to learn to say nothing"
Washington Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15

Probably the reader has heard voices
which the following win recall to his
mind: 81 know Mr.. Pidgerly is good
man." said one Of the members Of the
family, after the caller had gone, "but
It makes me 50 tired to hear him talk!"
ct know Why 1t Is" said another mem
Der Of the family. You feel like
clearing your throat all the time to
help him out"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
BInder Tuine History.

The single strand binder Irvine, in
general use today, was the original
conception Of Mr.. William Deering Of
.he Deering Harvester Co, Chicago.
The value Of the idea Is apparent, since
without 1t the modern twine binder
would be impossible. The Deering
Harvester Company "a the largest
manufacturer Of binder Irvine In the
World.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15

BY means of a furnace and the use
of chemicals an Indian genius in An
derson, AK, has succeeded in making
fireproof wool out Of limestone. 1t II
not asbestos, but resembles that ma
terial closely. 1t has longer fiber and
can be made into a thread.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15
A Foolish Question.

Rounds-Emmons Is about the most
unsophisticated man / ever ran up
against Squires-What's the matter
with EInmons? Rounds-Some Of US
went to see II he would run for alder
man, and II you'll believe it, he actu-
ally asked what salary there was at
tached to the ofhee.-Boston Tran
script
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15

Doctor, my husband says black and
red spots appear before his eyes every
night What do you adviser" ''I adj
wise that he stop playing poker."-Chi-
cago News.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15

From Puck: Mrs. Gotrox (reeently
married)-That was Jack Young was
talking with. He proposed TO me last
summer. Mr.. Gotrox-Indeed3 Mrs
Gorox-Yes; but the poor fellow
hasn't q cent.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15

I'm surprised at you asking me to
lend you money, when l know abso-
lutely nothing Of you" That's just
1.-THE stingy beggars who know me
refuse me point blank. ALLY Sloper.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15

Between ST. Louis and Denver. The
Missouri Pacific Railway. In connec-
ton with the Rock Island. b now op-
erufing through sleeping car. leaving
St. Louis q N, arriving Denver II
O'Clock next morning
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-07-15

Agent-Do you think I could sell
your father q lightning rod. little boyf
Boy-Nope; dads already got one rod
an dat's got enough lightning In It to
burn me an der dawg mp vid.-Chi-
cago News.