The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-05-20
Along the Kansas Nile,

New conundrum: why is Ed Little
/ like a locomotive?
After a census the Atchison Globe an
nounces that there is not now an old
fashioned placket in town.
A southern Kansas editor, In speaking
! of an opposition ticket, says that the
combination would strangle a shotgun -
1t is said at Atchison that John Seaton
wanted to be director OF the peniten-
| tiary but Governor Stanley turned him
down.
The city authorities at Atchison have
| decided hereafter TO arrest and prosecute
| every bartender caught selling liquor 10
| minors.
PETER is back In the Republican party
| The ninety-nine that went not astray
/ would like TO see any one attempt TO
give PETER a job.
PETER says: The war has nationalized
| us. 1t has allowed the people to work
| off their surplus steam. We are all get
| ting a broader view Of what American
! ism means"
Malalos is in such a jungle that the
! Kansas boys ran clear by the town. Some
one told them that they had taken the
rebel capital and they then mosied back
| and took possession.
Young. new superintendent Of the Or
| phans' Home at Atchison, insists on
preaching on Sundays himself. The VeEu-
| lar chaplain refuses 10 be showed of the
perch in this manner and there IS
row.
Mr.. Fullerton OF ST Louis is visiting
Fl sAtchison. On one day she was given
a breakfast party, an afternoon recep-
ton, also O'Clock luncheon. an O'Clock
whist party and a box party at the the
atre.
Y.
fshe commissioner was 50 scared at the
first aquarium he saw that the Topeka
man who was with him had 70 hold his
head up to It, SO he would sc: used
TO il.
In some parts OF Kansas the wind has
been so strong that OF cherries there viii
be hardly enough for the birds. The only
time a Kansan gets a crop az cherries
u when there are so many that the birds
eat too much and bust.
The sword that VII be presented 20
Fred Funston by the people VIII be hung
in the library. sacred ard above reach
!ppines viii be used as q hobby horse
By his children IN the kitchen and back
yard.
out in Pratt county this week the three
year-ol9 enid Of Mr.. CubhaEe strayes
away ami became lost. Searching par
siez overlook her ct o'clock the next
morning. She was lying on her face. to-
weak TO walk further o. cry. she had
walked seven miles.
L IS reported thai CT LseIzu6 has agreed
that Bailey shah not De q candidate f1r
congress n the First district bot WI
leave the field open Ter Curtis. Eho 4 70
repay hin by helping hin next spring =
the State convention - select delegates
70 the national convention.
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