The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-08-31
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that psrssnpb, .ii tho Publisher on
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time Of tie ys.ri Because il'. the sesson
vhsn r,y sIis inv.rtsbiy srie, re thst
shs vill seref 20 s2ay ia the snnmer
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siood ns shen called upon him is,t
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Well. ssktd him fer The band Of bis
dsush.sr aud be gave me bis osn.
--Hsfi.born No editor says: We
would prefer living 10 . small town.
where the people will sypps,hir, With you
iplifoubls sod II you haven't any trouble
they will huui up some for you.
Mrs Oldham Doctor, what shall /
do TO prsvsnl these horrid wrinkles from
coming 1t the corners Of my eyesf Doc
tor Stop getting old, msdsm. Tso dol
lars, please.
Photographed Yes. | can take your
picture. bat itss dark day, and will re
quife . considerable exposure. Seaside
Belle o. don't mind that.
Mrs fiiIit- What is the noise 10 the
nett roomi The Houssmsid oh, il's the {
psrson rehesrsing bis sermon Tor tomor
row. Mrs Fiuil- On, ! see; prscticiug
vhs. he breaches.
Why do you want TO get smother doc /,
tori The one who's tresting the baby
Isn't up 10 date. How do you know He's
been here four times and hasn't said
word about germs yet.
-Pilson Are You going 10 take part In
the guessing contesti Diison so Oh. no; =
they'd rule me out - q professionally Dill
son Yes; yon know an connected with
the weather bureau.
Yong SpiMos might have escaped TO
Canada after bis shortage was discovered,
but be remsined and faced the music.
What was the character OF the musics
The directors made him waltz. c
The corruption among public officials
10 shameful. Bosss-I should say so. !,
bad 10 Tip the custom house Inspector IS
] inst TO bring few diamonds IN without t
paying duty.
--Wssn'i thst brave OF Choilie 10 rescue s
that child from drowning 10 the ereek2
Brave7 The water water wasn't more b
than four feet deep anywhere, and Chollie n
knew it. Yes, bu. that was deep enough
70 utterly ruin The crease 10 his trousers. =
Man 10 Hard Luck Il am red coed 10 d
The painful eIpedieut Of asking you to b
buy the diamonds in my wiie's iewelry n,
End 10 replace them with limitations. Jew
eler te1smining the iewels) Your wife d
evidently bs preceded you 10 evolving b
that clever plan. D,
What are you doing. Thomasi asked
The fs,her OF . young man who sat dream B,
lily gazing into space. Building cir cas- n,
lies. father, replied tho visionary youth.
poit II. my boy. qui. IL. "iI the old y
nsu. You csni mortgage structures OF =
hat Kind Tor cent. %
Il can't help thinking about the emp pS
|iness Of the world, tishei the missp
'n.hrops. You should have been With
ne 10 Hawaii, answered the traveller. You
wouldn't think 1t 30 empty II you had OF
zen thst eruption OF Mama Los. ca
-Mrs Brooks There 10 big sdvsn so
ago 10 having . nursesirl Who is good ~
ookins. Mrs River. How do you r
aesnf Mrs. Brooks The park police
nan does no, say anything wnen the
'hildrsn set on the grass. M
Dear Arthur. 1 have not quite recov =
red from ny winter in the Riviera. and i
want TO 60 With Emma here TO Os.end. TAI,
,ut Bstibs. dear, | cant sfiord IT, Oh, can
20. you can. ! have looked you up 10 )
commercial ssepey.
-Yes, ssid The bseheloT Hilsetiyely,
offended her 10 some vsy, but ! don't
sally krow hos. You see. her baby
'ss fre.iui aud che explained that be
I'D been cutting hi. teeth. ubsreupon !
sksd her Why ,he le, him play With . Ic
mile. III
Add by The way asked the old
What has become OF MoseIy,
ho used 10 talk 20 much sbout devoline MA
10 lite to uplifting msnkiad7 Did be 40
10 The minislryf No. snsvered the ~.
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