The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-04-28

Give man an inch and he wants a tumbler
full.
Honesty is the best policy in all lines Of bus.
mess.
Two heads are better than one il one Is
Sleeps head.
II Is easy to make faults look like virtues in
the persons We love.
Illness shows itself as quickly 10 the hands
as it does in the face.
The beginning Of a letter is infinitely harder
to write than its ending.
The men that marry most frequently for
money are the ministers.
Lots Of men become philosophers by watch.
ing the miseries of others.
History repeats itself until it makes a dis
appointed reformer tired.
It easy enough to be philosophical until it is
our own tooth that aches.
If tombstones were reliable the devil would
soon be wearing mourning.
The quickest way to make some folks mad
is to do exactly as they say.
Riches are the wings that sometimes make
an angel of an ordinary girl.
Birds in their little nests agree because it
would be poor policy to fall out.
1t is hard for anyone else to please the man
who is well pleased with himself.
Those who make hay while the sun shines,
are most liable to get sun-struck.
Lots Of people waste too much time wishing
they were as smart as other folks.
And now the fear Of typhoid fever is the ex-
cuse men make for drinking water.
The cook that meets our expectations Is the
one who leaves when her week is up.
Every dog has his day, and every other dog
thinks how much nicer it is than his day.
Treat dog kindly and he will stick BY you,
even though your hat is last seasons style.
Chicago. has several houses Of over a hun.
dred stories. They are publishing houses.
We are told that music is the food of love,
but great deal of it is the fast of despair.
Don't think man is crank simply because
a yearning for great things has oyertaken him.
All things come to him who waits, but il
dsesn't pay to hold your breath till it comes.
The best brand Of conversation is made mp
of truth, good sense, good humor and a dash of
wit.
In many households the cook does 50 much
going to church in lent that fasting is oblga.
tory.
A man often gets wife with more sense
than he has, because he has more dollars than
she has.
Right even can never prosper when based
upon force, even if that force be used by a
free people.
At certain periods every girl has so many
soul-yearnings that she has hardly room for a
square meal.
Many a candidate thinks himself a Clay,
only to discover after the election that his
name is Mud.
A man who will swear toa palpable false
hood in a court Of justice is beneath the notice
of gentleman.
W0uld-be progressive people sometimes for.
get that freight train makes more noise than
the fast express.
The Spanish silver dollar has advanced to
SO cents in Havans, the highest figure it has
reached in ten years.
It sometimes happens that when q man
comes home late to dinner and finds il cold bis
wife makes It hot for him.
When 4 man blows into gun to find out
whether il is loaded or not, the gun should a.
ways have your sympathy.
A prominent Scotch capitalist sent money ia
Shreveport, La, last week to purchase few
shares in a cotton factory in that city.
A correspondent Of the Scientific American
claims that the honey bee Is not indigenous to
America, but was imported BY the early SET
tiers.
Whenever we see preacher with dyed whis-
kers, we wonder il he ever read the COM
msndment, "Thou shalt not bear false wit.
ness?" -
Mr.. Spencer Allen, Of BALDWIN, brother oil
Congressman Allen, who lost leg in the civil
var and has been sufferer for many years,
died last week.
sss When Uncle Sans lore 10 humanity gets So
went that he attempts to ram civilization
down the throat Of other distant people, be
ought to be called Of.
When two women first see each other each
one always wonders whether the other one ID
married. when II 10 two men, each wonders
what the other 10 worth.
A man will buy ten.csnt cigar, and with
pleasure givsit 10 friend, but let some pool
woman ask him Tor hvs cents aud he will rs.
fuse her almost every time.
Your Advertising 10 an important part ol
your busIhess. II 10 just a. necessary that
your advsrsisiag 10 done we'll a. il 10 that your
goods should b made right.
The reason married man can never 70 down
TO business the day before his wife comes back
from visit 10 because he has TO stay as home
to wash up all the dishes he has ussd.
Whenever = fellow comes 10 you asd asks
spu 10 lend him snail sum NJ moasy asd
pays you back m time, according 10 psoniss,
nine ~ II lss b vill stslks yes fse ass'Ass
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