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The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21
A Rare Chance to Improve Your Stock
Breed Only to the Best.
Strive to Get Size, Style and Speed
GOOD HORSES ALWAYS IN DEMAND.
PRICES TO SUIT THE TINFs|

For years past owing to the general depression hem
horses many farmers gave up breeding and to-day
cult to yearng colts Good horses during the dull times
always brought good prices The trouble in the past has been
bred inferior horses being unwilling pay fair
improve their stock the result of this has been M
country with SCRUBS which cost just much good horse
after reaching three four of earthly
many fine carriage be found in this county a
how many fine stylish horses sixteen hands high weighing
your neghbohood- these horses co
great demand carriage in the city, but they must
good style and action. TO get these horses pu breed
action. Do with cheap stocks imrove w
have by breed better than already possess want
the get of CURRITO beautiful s
size and royalty bred He has record the fOurthheat in his
273 His colts from small all fine size good
very stylish and have lots of speed This grand young horse
number of colts, all of whom speak for themselves.
To give the farmers chance who have fine large
stand CURRITO for 800 for the season, payable within
privilege given proves with but
RITO has proven fOal- geter.
GASPARD by Sea King, and out of producing mare n
size, style and action
Mr. Chas Hargett, President of the Frederick County
tual Society, has by GASPARD that are hard TO heat
Arthur Potts. Mr. John Weller besides on nv farm show
kind of colts you from this handsome horse He
sixteen hands high and weighs twelve hundred pound
horse to get carriage and coach horses.
GASPARD will stand the for SIS. | make these ndy
low, i'll hopes of being able 20 buy of the from fine
only solicit ne goodsize and no other M
Here is chance for the farmers breed the best TRY seen
colt from either of these horses and you will have ome
be proud Of for days to Get rid Of the and plugs
much to raise poor to feed good one
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21

The fact that the throeS of the i'm
lgination under ~ mt nervous excite
ment often produce Il corresponding
physical frenzy was illustrated recent
~ in the case of a man who had gone
10 sleep with his artificial teeth in his
mouth. Waking suddenly with a
choking sensation he found his teeth
had disappeared. tie looked in the
glass of water where they We're usual
" deposited. did not see them there.
and realized that they must bc far
Town his throat. Choking and Strug-
cling. he hammered on the door of n
friend sleeping in the house, who. see
ing his critical condition. vainly en-
leavorcd to draw the teeth out of the
sufferers throat He could feel the
teeth, but had not the strength to ex-
tricate them. He ran for n black
smith, who lived few doors away,
but the blacksmith's hand was too
zig to put into the mans mouth
\ doctor had been sent for. hut he
was SO long in coming that the victim
IF the accident seemed likely to die
# suffocation before the physician ar
riycd a little girl of ten years was
brought, under the impression that her
small hand might reach the obstacle
md withdraw it, but she got brighten
ID and began to cry. The sufferer be
came black in the face, his throat
swelled out and his friends expected
every moment 10 be his last when
finally the doctor arrived lie heard
The history of the case, saw that the
teeth were not on the mans jaws nor
IN their nightly receptacle, felt the
throat and chest of the sufferer, and
,ast his eyes seriously upon the floor
There he saw the whole set of teeth
Tie adjusted them in the jaws of the
patient told him to breathe freely
md every symptom of suffocation dis
appeared.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21
ODDITIES OF POISONING.
Some People May Safely Eat Certain Food
Which Would ISe Poison to Others,

The constitutional differences and
peculiarities which exist among indi-
viduals should always be carefully
watched and considered. One person
can handle poison ivy with impunity
while another is poisoned if only in
the vicinity of the vine and without
contact. Some members of family
residing IN a malaral district will
suffer regularly with chills and fever,
while other members will not be at
all affected
Food that is actually poisonous to
some persons, will not so act ON 9th
ers. One person may eat all kinds
of green fruit and vegetables with i'm
punity, while another person could
do so only at the risk of life. Ger
tain kinds of fish are actually pois-
onous to some people and perfectly
wholesome H. others
1t is this peculiar condition of the
system which constitutes the danger
point in the individual ease and
should be prudcntly observed by each
one for himself. Intestinal dcrauge-
ments frequently arise from ana are
aggravated by certain kinds of food.
Thus person affected with kidney
or liver trouble should not eat very
white bread since the extreme white
ness is often produced by the us" of
alum with an inferior article of flour.
and as alum is known To be puis-
onouS in its effects on sound con
stitution. this is why alum baking
powder is never used by people of
judgment and discretion.
More of earthly happiness depends
upon what we eat than many people
realize and it is for this reason that
the different states are one by one
passing pure-food laws.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21
SLAVES IN ANCIENT GREECE.
Men of Culture and Edusation Were Often
Pound Amongst Them.

The ordinary price for a slave was
from $50 TO SO. Abundant supply
kept the price low. Society was built
on slavery. Slaves. or rs in Sparata
and Crete. serfs attached TO the soil,
were the farm lahorcrS; in manufac.
tories they took the place Of modern
machinery; they We're form Of in.
vestmeut, being often rented out in
gangs. as for work in the mines, large
numbers were used. too. for domestic
service, seven being an average num-
Der for an ordinary house. Corinth Is
said 10 have had rEUu0O slaves. Acgina
470O00. and a census Of the year T. {.
showed 100000 IN Attica. These fig
ureS have sometimes been doubled,
but other known facts 90 90 confirm
them Most of the slaves apparently
came from outside Greece. as from
Lydia Syria. Bthvnia, Thrace and
Illyria. but there were also among
them Italians. Egyptians and Jews.
The supply from outside was main
tanned by the slave traders. who oh
tanned them either u barter or 10y
robbery along the coasts OF the Aegean
and the EuXiue The slave market
was a feature of every city agora,
and especially of the temple fairs.
CaptiycS i'm war wore. like the rest Of
the booty, trcltel a. merchandise.
They were disposed of chiefly 10y the
professional traders and sold mostly
abroad Thus men 81 culture and cdu-
cation often appeared in the condition
of slaves Employed as teachers,
renders SrrTpiHrirs musicians. they
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21


her help This help in its most concen-
trated and perfect form is contained in DR..
Pierces Golden Medical Discovery. This
great Alternative extract completely modifes
every abnormal condition of the disordered
digestive or alimentary functions 1t makes
the stomach strong, the blood rich and
healthy, builds up the nerve centers and 50
regulates the functions of all the vital or
gans, that they cooperate perfectly for the
health of the entire system. Golden
Medical Discovery" contains no alcohol,
whisky or other intoxicant
Mr. Geo Minter, of 1887 Thompson Street,
Philadelphia, Pa, writes Some time ago
was terribly run down Numerous ailments
had been coming upon me one by one. de-
cided to try Golden Medical Discovery and the
Pleasant Pellets The benefit derived was be-
yond my foudest hopes took five bottles OF the
Discovery and used the Pellets when neces-
sary. During the time of taking the five bottles
as directed, gained in weight a pounds. weigh
ing more than ever in my life; bringing me health
and strength, and removing these ailments, viz:
Palpitaton of the heart sleepless nights, press
ing and splitting pains i'll the head, ringing i'll
the ears with partial deafness and throbbing, a
nagging cough, indigestion, depression of spirits,
loss of energy, constipation, tired feeling upon
rising and through the day, appetite poor sight
defective very nervous, etc. Those golden bot
ties of your Discovery and the Pellets
moved all those troubles and more, and made
me well at fifty as have ever have been il
my life"
dee. 1871. g6
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21
Grnwth of Shrnh.

1t is perfectly amazing to notice
carefully how much an ordinary shrub
will grow in a single summer. A silver
fir 2l2 fee. high was lately carefully
measured. 1t had put forth $50 new
shoots, varying from y an inch to 6
inches each.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21
Uare1uIiy Considered.

what" inquired the psychological
student, do you regard as the chief
end of manY
"Well," answered Mr. Blykins, sit
depends on what you want the man
for If you want him to do brain
work it's his head, and if you want
him to run errands it's his feet"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21
Dangerous.

Doctor-I hope your husband fol-
lowed my prescription.
Mrs. Chubbs-No, indeedl II he had
he would have broken his neck.
Doctor-Broken his neck?
Mrs. Chubbs-Yes. He threw 1t out
Of the fourth story window,
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21

An interesting calculation has been
made, which shows that pound of
good coal equals the work of one man
for one day. One square mile of
seam of coal only feet deep would
exceed the work of 100000 men for
20 wears
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21
A wnn,,srfnl shnuI

A wonderful shawl is possessed by
the duchess of northumberland. 1t
once belonged to Charles y of France
and was made entirely from the fur of
Persian cats. Although the shawl is
eight feet square, it is of such fine
texture that it can be compressed into
an ordinary coffee cup.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21

Miss Frances f. Mason is president
Of the National bank in Limerick.
Me-, one of the sound institutions of
the state. The bank was founded by
her father, ]. NJ. Mason, and its in.
terests have been ably promoted under
her leadership.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21

: Va a fANNA
he can see in the dark
but which is yelled
from the mans eyes.
It is often the same
with a mans body; it
fights against carry
ing the man over the
brink of the preci-
pice, disease. When
the heart beats irreg-
ularly; when there
are pains in the head,
ringing in the ears,
c oug h, indigestion,
loss of appetite and
lack of energy-some
or all of these synp-
toms-the body is on
the brink of danger
and is crying " halt "
No man need be
carried over the fatal
brink of disease If he
will heed Natures
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21

A servant girl in Birmingham fam
lily was taAen to task for oversleeping
herself.
well, me'am," she said, 81 sleep
very slow, and so 1t takes me a long
while to get one nights rest"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21
A GenfIe Iiaininder-

Father calling from the head of the
stairs at 100 -. M.)-Fannie!
Fannie-Yes. papa; wnat is it?
Father wish you would ask that
young man where he would like to
have his trunk put when it comes.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21
Cashmere shavls

Cashmere shawls are made of the
hair of diminutive goat found in
Little Thibet.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21
London's Policemen.

London has 1864 policemen, or
nineteen to every one Of Its 6ss square
miles.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21

There are times when a horse knows more
than man; when instinct is superior to
reason. The horse fights against being
forced over the brink of a precipice which
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21

W. r. r. Trains EAST Leave Bruceville.
7.5 M Blue Mountain Express for Union
Bridge, New Windsor, West
minister, Glyndon, Owing's
MIL, SudbrOok Park and Bal
timore.
SS7 A. M.-For Union Bridge, Westminster.
Glyndon, Baltimore and in.
termediate stations.
o.4i T. M.-for baltimore and intermediate
stations.
70 80 +. M.-Fast Mail for Union Bridge. New
Windsor, Westminster, Glyn-
don, Owing's Mills, Sudbrook
Park and Baltimore
sundays only, leave Brucevile for Balti-
more and Intermediate stations at 6.l5 a. m.
da nea Sn frederick 7 r. daily except sun
day. for Baltimore at 7.20 a. m. 800 and 10
p. m. NV
, Leave Baltimore, w. NJ. r. r. DAILY exrept
sunday for Frederick, at S.ll a. M. and -
and 40l p. m. %
FDaily. All others daily except Sunday
d. M. HOOD, b. H.GRISWOLD,
"ehl Manager. Gen. Pass Agt.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21
DELIGHTFUL TRIP ON THE
~ CHESAPEAKE BAY
FROM.
Baltimore to Queenstown.

handsome Steamer "Favorite." commencing
street Wharf, ats A. NJ every Sunday unt,I
Iurtner notice. Returning, arrive al Ralt,.
more al 6:io p. m. Boat remains at Queens.
% cents Round trip, so cents
l. W. TROxEL,
General Manager
N.B.-For ANY change in schedule. see Raj,
'i, my so papers Queen Anne's Railroad).
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21
BALTIMORE IL CUMBERLAND
BRANCH.
dee. 1871. 8

Trains leave HagcrStown, for Wayncsboro,
ChamberSburg and intermediate Stations
fs0 Il. M, and for Shppensburg and Interme-
diate stations at Ii 10 II. IN. and 100 p. IN.
Leave WayncSboro for Chambcrsburg at
d.05 p. m.
cave ShippenSburg for Hagcrstown and
I intermediate stations at 600 a. IN. and 800 D.
m, and leave ChambcrSburg for IagCrStown
and Intermediate stations nj 10 p. m.
Leave ChamhrrSburg for WaynCsbOrO at
90 p. m.
TRAINS VIA AITENWALD CUTOFF.
Leave IIagcrStown for Chambersburg and
Intermediate Stations at $40 Il. IN. and $40 D..
m, and leave Chambcrsburg for HagCrStown
and intermediate stations at u. II and 3.l7 p III.
Additional trains leave baltimore for Union
I bridge and intermediate Stations at l. Il. IN
and STOP IN. and leave Union Bridge for Bal
| tlmorc at & % a. IN and 1850 p m daily, eX-
cept sunday.
Sundays only--lcave Baltimore for Union
Bridge and Intermediate stations mt $40 Il m
and 231p m and leave Union Bridge Is a m
at 4 % p. IN. for Baltimore and Intermediate
| Stations.
Trains for Frederick leave BucevilIc at S.3S.
! 30 and 1910 II IN. and 5:IS, and q 80 D. m,
| Trains for LittleStown and Tancytown leave
| bruceVlllc III III a. III and 3.lJ p IN
! Leave Rocky Ridge for Emmitsburg at $ 26
/ and 10 IA. m and 33l and i. "a. p. m Leave
! Emmitsburg for Rocky Ridge at 80 and lU.Ol
/ a. IN. and 2 IS and 30 p IN
*Daily vi Others daily except Sunday
/ tStops only to land passengers from Balti-
more
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-04-21
WESTERN MARYLAND TRAINS (wrsr) LEAVE


s.9e A. M.-Fast Mail for Thurmont, Blue
Ridge, Bucna Vista Spring.
Blue Mountain and Hagers-
->.~.., aiso WayneSbOro and
unambcrSburg connect ion
NJ lIagerStown with y and
W Il X for the south, also
Martinsburg and Winchester
III Is A. Nj. For mmitSburg, Blue Ridge
Buena Vista Spring, Pen Mar
Blue Mountain, Hagcrstown
and Cherry Run, also tiettys-
burg Waynesboro and Cham
bersburg and Intermediate
stations. Connecting at Ha-
gerstown with n and w. II.
X: south to Shenandoah
453 L M.-Blue Mountain Express for Thur
mont, Blue Ridge Buena Wis
Ia Spring, Blue Mountain and
HagerStOwn, also AIartinSburp
and Winchester
6.3 +. NJ. For Emmitsburg, Blue Ridge
Buena Vista Spring Pen-Mar
Blue Mountain, Hagerstown
and Cherry Rum also Way-
nesboro, Chambersburg and
Shippensburg and n. and w.
Il R ~
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-01
SECOND TRAIN.
South Shore Road Will Give
Morning Service to Mich
igan Country.

Beginning Monday, May Goth, the
Duluth, South Shore & Atlantic Ry.
will run an additional train, leaving
Duluth $40 a. m. daily, except Sunday,
arriving Houghton and Marquette
at 700 p. m.
West bound train will leave Houghton
and Marquette 900 a. m, arriving
Duluth 1855 p. M, daily, except Sunday.
Both trains will make direct con-
nection at Saxon with c. & N. w. Ry.,
for Gogebic Range towns; with the c.,
M. & st. P. Ry. at Champion and c.
& N. w. Ry., at Negaunee for Iron
Mountain, Escanaba, Menomlnee, Mar
inette and Green Bay.
The Boston Limited will continue to
leave Duluth at 700 p. m daily except
Saturday. affording fast through servic,
for all points East.
This will provide double daily train
service between the Head of the Lakes
and all Upper Peninsula points.
T. II. LARKE,
Asst Genl Passenger Agent,
DULUTH. MINI
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A NEW RAILWAY.

The improvements that have
been made during the past few
years in its track, roadbed, bridges,
trestIes, tunnels, etc., have viz
tually made new road of the
NORTHERN PACIFIC. The roadbed
has been widened, trestles filed
in, new and heavier steel rails laid,
grades cut down, wooden bridges
replaced by steel ones, curves tax
en- out, tunnels lined with brick
and concrete, and Improvements
made wherever possible. Hun
dreds of thousands of dollars were
spent in this way during 1898 be-
sides large sums in previous years.
New and mammoth locomotives
capable Of drawing the heavy
trans continental passenger trains
at seventy-five miles per hour
when necessary, have been bought
Progress and advancement have
been and are the order of the day.
Such road. SOLID, SMOOTH, SAFE,
it is pleasure to ride over, espec-
tally as it runs through the finest
scenery of the Northwestern En-
pire and touches all the greater
cities found there. Pullman's best
cars, both Tourist and First class
Sleeping cars, and royal Dining
Car, are a part of the through
trains from St. Paul and Mime
apolis to Tacoma, Seattle and
Portland; a distance of 1000 odd
miles. Your bed room and dining
room are carried along with you
all the way-where you are they
are, where you 90, they go.
If you 90 into the Northwest
this year use this route. In the
meantime send to CI1AS. S. FEE,
Gen., Pass. Agent, St. Paul, MINI.
six cents for WONDERLAND '99 and
read about that country.
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Never Before Midnight,

Never Before Midnight.
He-Does your husband stay out
late at night7
She-No; he generally comes In late
at night.-Yonkers Statesman.
What She Would Want.
sAnd when we are married." said the
beautiful young girl to whom the aged
millionaire had just proposed, will you
give me everything I want?"
Everything, my charmer," replied
the old man in an ecstasy of delight at
this intimation that she would surren-
der; Everything that you can ask"
.If could believe you," she said,
aoubtfully, Il would not hesitate min
ute"
"Why should you doubt me% he
asked.
"Oh, because Of the character Of the
request would make" she answered.
'1You mean well, but I'm afraid you
might back out. You see, the first thing
I should ask after marriage would be
for a divorce and alimony."--Chicago
Post
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TWo Babies.

Mrs. Newma-Oh. I wish you could
see Mrs. Winkler's baby. It's perfectly
lovely! Such delicate, sweet little
creature as 1t isl It's perfect little
cherub, with the loveliest eyes, the
sweetest little mouth, the cunningest
little nose, and eyes of heavenly blue.
It looks as If it just dropped from Heav-
en- and every tiny feature had been
fashioned by the angels.
Mr.. Newma-Is it as nice as our baby?
Mrs Newma-Mercy! no, not half
n. Y. Weekly.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-01
Her Mistaxe.

Lady Ito tramp)-Now, you've had
your dinner, why don't you go right out
and saw that wood? What are you wait
ing round here for?
FRANKFORT be in hurry, lady. Do
you take me for slot machine?
Lady, expect you to act like one.
Tramp-I'm like one Of the slot ma
chimes that don't work.
And is he walked leisurely out Of the
yard picking his teeth she was sorry
she hadn't let him alone.-Harlem Life.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-01
No Apparent Motive.

Jack the Kisser was brought into
Ouurt.
Are these the complaining wit
aeesesf" asked the judge
I'VE are" they answered.
The judge inspected them.
~Ofhcer," he said, stake the prisoner
- the detention hospital for examine
don as to his sanity. This Is not q
criminal case."-Chicago Tribune.
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A Question Of Descent.

0uestf0n OF Descent.
OBrien-And SO Jaykers is proud Nv
Ais DESCENT, IL hea
AoTurk-Yes; he is terribly stuck up
toout Il.
O'Bnen-Well, begorra, olive bit av
. DESCENT mesef to boast about. o.
Ssscinded four stories wansA whin the
ladder broke and nivss Aphilled q
observation-disclosures Sun.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-01
Rather Warm

speaking of battles, major, said the
bud Of former season, "were you
ever in what might be termed a real,
serious engagement"
swell, rather" replied the major, IT
was once engaged to q widow for three
weeks. "-Chicago Daily News.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-01
Two of n Kind.

Husband lat the breakfast table,
Oh, for some of the biscuits my mother
used to makel
Wife (sweetly) - I'm sorry you
haven't got them, dear. They would
be just about stale enough by this
time to go well with that remark
Chicago Daily News.
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No Gentleman.

"Did I understand you to say that
dress you admired so much to-day was
. dream?" inquired Mr.. Smokehart.
eyes," answered his wife. hopefully.
"Well," he proceeded very kindly,
you keep your mind on 1t when you
go to sleep tonight, and maybe you
will dream one of your own."-Wash-
ington Star.
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Progressive, Pushing People

Demand up-to-date railroad train
service. Two fast trains leave Duluth
Minneapolis and st. Paul daily via
Wisconsin Central Lines for Milwau-
kee. Chicago and eastern and south
ern points, elegantly equipped with
Sleeping, Dining, Cafe and Parlor
Cars. Ask your nearest ticket agent
for further information.
JAS. G. POND, Gen'l Pass. Agt.
Milwaukee, Wis.
w. NJ. STEPHENSON, General Agent.
Duluth, MINI
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Mr.. Uptown-This 10 strange. HsrsS
., letter from the hired girl I din
charged tho other day for refusing to
ap things the way wanted them done,
aeidng me to send her trunk.
Mr.. Uptown-There'sno& hing strange
In that.
Mn. Uptown-Yea; but she signs IL
'Kour obedient servant.%-~N. Y. Even
tnE Journal.
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Successful.

Hram-How's your boy Zeke gittin'
along down in Moo York?
6las-Wal, hain't heard from him
In long time, but I guess he's gone
into the noospaper business, coz I read
IN the paper that he wuz correspondent
fq q dg lawsuit down there.-Town
topics.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-01
Got What She Wanted,

Got What She Wanted.
George" she said. In nervous whis-
per, you must give me time-you must
give me time"
How longP" he hoarsely asked, "a
day, week, month, year7"
Mono, George" and she quickly
scanned the sky; "only until the moon
gets behind q cloud."-Roxbury Ga
zctte.
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:" struck new one the other day."
raid the man who is about to move,
when went to see house Of which q
Saathful Irishman was custodian. Too
anaI. too small said. as soon as I saw
tho place.
Go aisy, sor.' he replied. till show
Tes trough. Yez'n foind the house
much larger on the inside than It is on
6he outside, sor. cleveland Leader.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-09-01
She Chose sIavesy.

EthelI have the choice Of being an
old mans darling or young mans
Easve, and Two decided to be . young
mans slave.
Oara-My dear, I think you arc fosl-
kh, but wish you happiness.
Clara "a few years later)-Whst bs-
eAme Of that meerschaum pipe brethsr
yahn gave your husband ChristmasP
Exhel-I burned 1t up.-N. Y. Weekly.
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No Spare Hours.

Mr.. Hayseed CARRYING at city hotel)
Il s'pose I kin hear the gong here
when 1t rings for dinner, can'tI?
Oerk-We have no gong. We have
breakfast from to II, dinner from IL
to 6, supper from 6 to II.
Mr.. Observation-Disclosures How
am to git time to see the city?-zN. Y.
Weekly.