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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-05-20
His Philosophy.

"Mis' Johnsing, wy doan' yo' git dat man
o youahs to atten' Divine wo'ship once in
awhile
70 de good lan's sake, Pason Green, dat
no count niggah Use married to ain bin in
side chu'ch TO mon ten yeah"
"Io' doan mean t tell me dat he ain
nevah 'sperienced religion, Mis- Johnsng"
Il guess OATS bout right, pa'son, doah
don lax t say it."
Ell he ain in de faith, den wha' doctrine
does he cling to, Mis- Johnsing!"
We'll, pa son, | amt got much opinion
in de mattah, bat | kind O. reckon dat de
only. doctrine he hangs onto wild any very
grea' amount O tenasticy am de one dat sez:
A bird in de bag am with two on de roost,
when de doah O de coops got a spring
lock an de dawg's unclaimed" cleveland
Leader.
Father-"Tommy, stop pulling that cats
tail" Tommy-"Im only holding the tail
the cats pulling it."-London Tit-Bits.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-05-20
A Strong Mans Secret.

The strongest man on earth says the &C.
cret of his wonderful power is perfect d.
gestion. Hostette's Stomach Bitters makes
digestion easy, and cures all complaints
arising from weak stomach, such as indi-
ney ailments. AS blood purifier and
nerve tonic it is marvellous. 1t is recon-
mended by all physicians, and is sold by
every druggist in the country. Everybody
needs it at this time of the year.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-05-20
They Arc Getting scarcr.

There are three 3onapartes left
Prince Roland, a widower, with one
daugbtsr, and the Princes Victor and
Louis.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-05-20
PAINFUL PERIODS MO NOSE

IRIS GEORGE OSMUN, of Belvidere, N j. writes
V Suffering as had from weakness irregularities and backache
a ~ this suffering blessing. Oil
how wish suffering would kind relieved
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1899-04-13

Fresh radishes, lettuce and rhubart
at Tn omason's.
For a good hOnor-made harness, &C
to j. G. Schank.
School reconVened on Monday after
a weeks vacation.
Fancy seed corn, home grown and
warranted to grow, at Bishops.
Have you tried our celebrated
YALE Coffee. If not do so at once.
Bishop.
Card mounts, plates, solutions and
all supplies for photography. Feislcr
q McNeice.
Mrs. Charles Fiesler has purchased
fine hardman Piano from the Metro.
politan Music Co.
E. J. Buholz is building quite an
addition to his residence, just south
of the Methodist church.
Crescent bicycles have stood the
test for years and are still improving
VIM. Scherfius sells them.
Do you want a washing machine?
You ought to have one. How Bros &
Co. have an assortment to select from.
H. N. Baldwin will turn his atten-
ton to agriculture. He has alarm in
Ashley which he will operate this
season.
A. Dahlem's department store.
Special shoe sale on Friday and
Saturday this week. Big bargains to
everyone.
G. A. Emerson has begun extensive
improvements upon his home prop.
erty. He will put in a heating sys-
tenn, bath room, etc.
The Sank Centre alumni will hold a
business meeting at the Office of Fred
Cooper on Thursday evening, April
20, at 8 o'clock sharp.
Two packets northern grown garden
seeds at Bishops for five cents. These
seeds are new, will grow and are the
very best seeds grown.
We have a large stock of Barbed
Wire. Buy now, and you will save
money. 1t is hound to advance-and
not a little bit, but great deal. How
Bros 81 Co
During the Easter vacation a mum
Der of teacher and scholars in various
institutions about the state came home
for brief visit. They have all re-
turned to their work.
J. G Jackson, D. D., of Columbus,
O, lecturer Of the National Anti
Saloon league, viii deliver free lee
tlre ut the Grand Opera House on
Friday evening", 10 which everyone is
cordially invited. DIR. Jackson is a
iae speaker, and has wide reputa-
sion as an effective temperance lee
turer.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1899-04-13
Fresh radishes, lettuce and rhubarb

Fresh radishes, lettuce and rhubarb
at ThomasOn's.
A. A. Whitney has been superseded
as manager of the Itasca state park.
Glover and timothy seeds at Bishops.
The best grade obtainable at a moder-
ate price.
A delegation of Workmen came over
from Glenwood to attend the funeral
of Emil Miller.
We make a specially of ladies' and
misses fine shoes. Our prices are the
lowest. A. Dahlem' s departments store.
Kindly remember we have been in the
business continuously and successfully
in Sank Centre for 81 years. Albert
Dahlem.
Mrs. M. T. How and her daughters,
Miss Fannie Tillotson and Miss Hill
dred How went to St. Paul for brief
visit and incidently to hear Melba in
grand opera.
R. G. Whiting, piano tuner, of Fer
gus Falls will be in Sank Centre every
ninety days. Those wishing scientific
tuning and harmonizing should leave
their orders with Miss Edith Whipple.
During the month of March there
were SO homestead entries made at the
local land office, aggregating 5,S52.S4
acres. Twenty-Five final homestead
entries were made on 3, 202.71 acres.
Not one child dies where ten form
erly died from Group. People have
learned the value of One Minute
Cough Cure and use it for severe lung
adm throat troubles. 1t Immediately
stops coughing. 1t never fails.
HANSON & EMER SON.
Not only was the black oak through
this region seriously injured by the
caterpillar two and three years ago
so that it has nearly disappeared
from our forests, but the white oak is
dying out, entailing serious loss.
The birch, too, has been badly affect
ed.
A little fire occurred in the Episco-
pal church at Melrose on Saturday.
Some children got inside the building,
spilled some kerosene oil and set it on
fire. The flames were promptly extin-
guished without serious damage. A
hole was burned in the carpet, and
some of the fixtures were blistered and
scorched.
Steinwender & Stoffregen Coffee Co.
of st. Louis, one of the largest coffee
importing houses in the United States,
have made L. s. Bishop their sole
agent in Sank Centre for their cele-
brated brand of Yale coffee. This
coffee is of five different grades-from
20 to 40 cents per pound-and is con-
ceded to be one of the best, IT not the
very best brando coffee inthe market.
Mr.. Bishop is to be congratulated on
securing the sole agency OF she Yale
coffee.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1899-04-13

Northern grown garden and field
seeds at Bishops.
FL. w. Peck has purchased fine
Metropolitan piano.
We have just received a fresh lot
OF that nice YALE Coffee. It's fine.
Bishop.
Get your harnesses repaired now,
and save time and money. J. G.. Schank
will do it.
Many are purchasing pianos and
organs from the Metropolitan Music
Co. Call at Dobbs Bros furniture
store.
A we'll oiled harness will last twice
as long as a neglected one. Go to J.
G.. Schank' for a harness oil that is
right.
For a quick remedy and one that is
perfectly safe for children let us
recommend One Minute Cough Cure.
1t is excellent for Group, hoarseness,
tickling in the throat and coughs.
HHNSON & EMERSON.
There is no better range made than
the Majestic. 1t is fuel saver, and
does it's work perfect. We guarantee
them, and are always right here to
make our guarantee good. How Bros
and Co.
Are you going to build? Buy your
hardware early and save money, How
Bros & Co, have the finest line in Cen.
trail Minnesota, and it is advancing
in price right along. You will pay
or waiting, if you wait.
The will of Mrs. Mcclure of St.
Cloud has been fled. Parker Nc.
Clure is the sole executor. The estate
is valued at about $500, 900, and is
distributed among her five children
about equally.
w. o. P. Hilsdale went to St. Paul
last week. He took advantage of the
fare-and-a-third special merchants
excursion rate. He lost his return
ticket and paid full fare home. His
excursion ticket cost him about a
round dollar more than straight rates.
Claude B. Lewis sent an interesting
pet to James B. Hendryx the other
day. 1t is a chameleon-a lizard like
little animal about five inches long,
and capable of changing color with
the change of surroundings. Half OF
his length consists of a prehensile tail.
1t is sprightly and will leap several
inches.
A half dozen male boarders who
lodged in the second story of the East
ern House, had to jump to the ground,
the staircase being ablaze when they
were awakened. They threw their
bedding out of the window and jumped
upon it. VIM. Boulton was among
the number. and was considerably
shaken up.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1899-04-13
Personal.

Michael Reichert and Henry Theigs
were in the city on Saturday.
Mrs. A. F. Dueber of St. Cloud, has
been visiting friends in the city during
the past week.
Harry Faville is out on a trip
through Northern Minnesota in the in
| terest of the mill.
Ed. II. Walter, the general agent for
the Kimball Co., was in the city dur
ing the past week.
w. G. Tubbs, who is travelling for
Milwaukee clothing house, was in
the city on Saturday.
Mrs. Wallace Stewart of Somer-
vile, Mass, is visiting her mother,
Mrs. Veeder, who is quite i'll.
Otto Janecke of Battle Lake came
| down to attend the funeral of Emil
! Miller. He returned on Monday.
Rev. Chas. F. Kite, rector of the
Episcopal church at Brainerd, was in
the city on Tuesday, on his way to
Morris
Grand Patriarch Kelsey went to ST.
Cloud on Monday to confer with the
Odd Fellows of that city relative to
organizing an encampment there.
Miss Mabel Kells, who has been at
tending the Chicago University during
the fall and winter, is home. She will
return next fall to complete her course.
Frank Clarity, who is at work for
the Eastern Minnesota road at West
Superior, came down last week to see
his brother Thomas, who is very sick.
Mrs. J. M. McMasters went to Eagle
Bend on Monday to visit her brother,
ohm McNeice, who will leave for
Washington with his family on Satur-
day next.
Miss Sylvia Boutelle of Wahpeton,
N. D., is visiting Mrs. G. Fl. Strait.
This young lady made the trip from
Wahpeton to Denver, Colo, awheel
last summer-a notable achievement
indeed.
Webb Harmon, who holds respon-
sible position in the Lumberman's
bank of Menominee, Mich, has been
in the city, the guest of his parents
during the past week. He is in excel
lent health, enjoys his work and seems
to be thoroughly satisfied and con-
tented.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Wightman ar
rived on Friday last and have taken
apartments at the residence of Q. M.
Boss. The wedding as announced
last week is spoken Of by the Mime
apolis papers as being very pretty.
the house being beautifully decorated,
and the occasion a notable one IA So
ciety.
There were twelve cars-nine refrig-
orators and three common box cars
on the sidetrack here Friday and SAT-
urday being loaded with potatoes for
shipment. George Book went below
Tuesday with five cars, making aevea-
teen carloads for that week. Messrs
Harkens and Miller were the pclRc;
pal shippers. More potatoes are be-
ing shipped out sbis weeS.-Long Prai-
raie Argus.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1899-04-13


ne" crop Na"o'7 '''5 o. . ''''' -''''0
p"-o' -,
The hrst roo'h OF 5he season was "
served on monday lase'
Call and see and hear the Metropoli-
tan piano at Dobbs 8ros-'
WANTED. A good Girl for general
houseworl1. INQUIRE of Mrs. John
Law.
For sALE-Secoud hand bicycle
almost new, a bargain. Feisler & Nc
Neice.
Go to jim Ingram if you want a
bargain in lumber. He has saw mill
east of town.
,orr1a,. wheel at a oonular price.
-. ,rlo4 rool,aO tho CRESCENT the
eaa,,i+o 1,;o,,ola
c,- L ,o4o ao+ Of
barrosses--,i,,b4 and heavy Call and
- 'i i'I'9 w.. 49,.
examine 'hem' prices "le r'si0
Henry w. Botz and J. J. Buchanan
- 49,. ,,,an,a -. tto ,o4it INV for
the term Of court which commences
May p.
Wa be,ohv Guarantee To save a per-
CON v,antiro steel ranca from 80 to
c15 If won will huv of ms and not of
the peddler. T ou Bros. & Co.
cards announcing the marriage of
Emi, Dablem aud Miss Bertha
canobran on ADril 10, inst, have
hoo,a ,.a.oired bv friends in this city.
r,,o., r,robaru Tots of if at
Tnoran,s saw mill six miles east of
town. Go to the mill or sec Jim st
the factory and get lumber at first
COST.
How Bros & Co., have complete
assortment of nails purchased before
the recent rise. but they are advancing
by leaps and bounds. Buy early and
save money.
Rofo,.a tho discovery of One Minute
Cough Cure ministers were greatly
disturbed by coughing congregations
NO excuse Tor u now: now g. r,,rpeo4
"i0 lt1.-; ,.;
Inv " ~ 49, >a.o,;,1,i,o.
Quiz ',oe' - 'i- Do,7a,,,
~" p ioo' e''O .
"'p"A '-ii0l-0 ''0
jacob BIOS S N"oh eoi.' i.'e"o'S
to Inc eureka steam hauhory Mihhe
apolh' o'e1y oo00S, e.
saturday. Ii Is one Vi Viie ooS0 A'S'n-
dries in the state. All work guaran-
teed.
Scalds, Burns, Old Sores Tumors,
Piles. are all relieved at once, and in
+i,,,oo froo+,.o1,,, o,re6 Inv tho use of that
-
perfect olntmeht, beggs 0eria"n
and taxa M other. For sale bv J. B.
Perkins.
Fais1nr &, McNcica is the place to
b,,- ION, ora ,,o.to.dota wall uaner.
rhai,. s+co,, is al, new NO old naner.
No trouhle TO show SAMPLES. CaEl or
snnd for one Of orr new books entitled
.sr4ints on Wall Paper. Feisler g.
McNaice
Sam Sonerville lost his gold wa tch
and fifteen dollars in money at the
Eastern House fire. He does not I'M
derstand how the watch got away from
him, but his pocket book fell from his
pocket and was burned. But The
watch certainly would not burn.
TO-, fros+ 1i+eS b,,r,s ;n6o7a,t
sores, eczema, skin disease, and es-
SSa1va Staods first and hest. Look
out for dishonest people who try to
initiate and counterfeit it. It's their
enoorsemenC Oh goou i ato4cle'
Get De Wits Witch Hazel saIve,
HANSON u EMERSON.
,.., ,,,.. , o5
MISS hol6h "hlpple HAS openeo
music studio on the second floor OF
the Whipple Block, next door to the
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-11-27
ENSIGN cHERARDl.
Son of the Rear Admiral Has Won
Medals:


Ensign Walter lockwood Gherardi
whose portrait appears in the illustra-
ted supplement today, displayed con-
spicuous gallantry during the recent
tornado in Porto Rico, as was reported
in The Mail and Express at the time.
lie is now on sick leave, at WASH
lngton The ensign, who was appoint
ed cadet at the Annapolis Naval
academy by former President Benia-
min Harrison, is a son of Rear Ad-
miral Gherardi, and granddaughter of
George Bancroft, the historian. He is
tWenty-four years Old and six feet
three inches tall
Ensign Gherardi has been mentioned
three times by the navy department
1or gallantry. The first time he distin-
gulshed himself was when the Maine
was proceeding to Charleston with the
North Atlantic squadron. in February
1891. a man had fallen overheard from
the snip while off Cape Hatteras. and
announcer seaman had jumped overheard
70 save MN. Young Gherardi volun-
teefed to take charge of a boat and
rescue the two. The sea was RUNNING
nigh and it was due to Ensign Cher
ardis seamanship that the crew of the
Doat was not lost. The Maine picked
up tne volunteer crew an hour after
4. nag IeIt the ship, The two men re-
terred to We're drowned.
1t was while the ensign was on tho
Iexas in the fall of the same wear thai
ne showed his courage again. The shin
was IN the Brooklyn navy ward. a hoat
containing a sailor was being lowered
from the vessels side. Sometime
gave way and the sailor was struck i5
the mead and hurled unconscious info
IHe wafer The tide was carving him
u9Wh the river when the ensign plune-
gu gu ! mo the water and held him up un-
" lney were rescued For these acts
Ensign Gherardi has received one roe9
Gal from the Massachusetts Humane
ciety. horh So
ne last time he was mentioned bv
the government was on account Of his
work during the tornado in Porto Rico'
men the great storm was at its height
SiVll Engineer j. j. Jiminez and Ensign
dherardl rescued many terrorized emil
grants from the schooner Concertion
which was in distress. The adniirsi,s
son plunged into the water with bis
clothes on and began dragging the nm
Iortunates ashore. He then formed a
lVlng line OF men, and went at the
mead OF it into the surf. where he GOT
a lie line from the steamer Vasco He
Drought IL TO shore and fastened the
snu 70 tree. The crew were then
Ensign Gherardi did fine work wban
ne took the tug Sioux from this civ
70 Key West, just before the late war
me tugs boiler was loose and twice
was was me ensign obliged to put back to
hampton ROADS on account of storms
Admiral Sampson told the ensign thai
ne would not let any of his men sail
on tnal tug again. Ensign Gherardi
vas IN charge of a gun division on the
Mar r.3 at the cutting Of the cable
he was transferred to the Texas. and
performed picket duty After his re-
turn to New York, he went to Porto
Rico, and had charge, under Can't,
houses. - ~
Ensign Gherardi is a member of the
University club of this city.-New York
Mail and Express.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-11-27

sneiii with a fatuous confidence thaf-is
wbaya ly Thinning out his numbers, even
90. ne was once numerous.
Only a. most rigid application of a
n ,'1Jn-selilng game law will effect any
1WI I' Improvement in the situation.
Wnen the deep SHOWS come he is suffi-
eiieltly hard pushed to take almost anv
C ..l to get food, and box trans and
nSure tours take him in out of the
Increment weather into the hospita HE
iiir,ypan with dismal frequency YET
IKE an the grouse family nearly, he
SHOWS great cunning when wing-tipned
ed. "'ieil nuuI-
But the traps and snares are too rnIcb
Ior nm, and are responsible in great
measure for his deprecated and denre-
clatlng numbers. If he is to be kent
N the woods he must have better pro-
tectlon. The present law is a good one
lor MIN, and if the game wardens womb
restock little with PENNSYLVANIA or
Michigan birds it would help matters
along. '-'''' 'ei D
Hunting the ruffed grouse REQUIRES
ABOUT the same paraphernalia or Ordi-
nary quail shooting, except that No. &
| shot instead of IS or SIS should be used
l2-gauge gun is heavy enough. and a
good dog Of either pointer or setter
blood VIII answer. The setter in rag
ged cover will stand the going better
and in most ruffer grouse cover there
VIII be water enough so that a. setter
can get drink occasionally
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-11-27
LILLIAN'S new ROLE.
She Fries Onions in Her
Dressing Room Matt
nee Day.

New York, Nov. 26.-Just before the
curtain went up at Weber & Fields on
Saturday evening a smell of fried on
ions permeated the stage. The sensitive
soul of Irving Pinover, manager, revolt
ed at the odor, and at his command
eighteen ushers ransacked the building
to locate the criminal.
When you run across the person who
Jdares to fry onions in my theatre, 4"
shouted Mr.. Pinover, put him out of
the building without moments hesita-
tion.''
Mr. Pinover is terror when he is
reused. The ushers fell over each other
in their efforts to obey him The man
ager sat in his office Tuning.
What is the theatrical business COM
ing tor" he demanded of Mr.. Weber,
punching his desk with his fist, and Mr.,
Weber replied quite sympathetically
that he quite agreed with him.
After while an usher entered the
office.
Il found the person" he said.
did your" exclaimed the manager,
jumping to his feet in glee. Have you
thrown him out?'
"'Tisn't a he" faltered the usher,
cts her. It's Miss Lillian Russell
Great grease paint" yelled Mr.. Pin
over, and he went to investigate. He
found Miss Russell with large gas
range cooking a very dainty little din
ner in her dressing room.
Nothing extraordinary about this,
said Miss Russell. Il intend to cook my
dinners in the theatre all through the
,.r;y,faY ~, N, finaA 6aUs Tn had WOO thor
it is a tax upon the throat and voice to
go out between the two performances.
Have one Of these chops, Mr.. Pinover?
They are very nicely broiled and the
onions are fine.
II learned this scheme in Europe. In
Berlin meals are served in all the thea
tres. When I was playing in Sir Henry
1rving's theatre in London
when you were what?" gasped Mr..
Pinover.
when I was playing in Sir Henry
Irving's theatre in London" repeated
Miss Russell, haughtily, Il observed
that there was a first class kitchen on
the premises. Sir Henry, when he is re-
hearsing eats all his meals in the thea
ire Do have one of these chops, Mr..
Pinover. AS l said before, they are
splendidly cooked
1T do not see" Miss Russell went on,
''why America should be behind Eu-
rope" She took a mouthful of onions.
"The climate here is certainly more try
ing. and the singer who goes out be-
tween shows is much more exposed than
she would be abroad. Besides, over
there they supply carriages to the art
lists. You probably recollect, Mr.. Pin
over that that is something which you
do not do"
Mr.. Pinover recollected, but sudden
ly changed the topic.
IT guess I will have one of your chops,
Miss Russell" he said automatically.
"By Jove," he said, you can cook,
too"
Then he sent for the rest of the COM
many to admire Miss Russelps gas range
and to accept an invitation from her to
eat something of her own cooking after
~ ,.;poiDor down of the curtain.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-11-27

captivating, judicious and wisely moo
crate He breathes the very spirit OF
his novcls-the spirit of human protn-
erbood. the spirit of hatred of all Things
petty and mean.
f. Marion Crawford carries his own
stationary and pen and ink and never
writes with any other. he uses
coarse pen and has written every Woro
Of every novel with the same penhoider-
He shayes himself, carries his own
shaving kit and a small mirror, Whlch
he hooks on his window curtain.
The first thing when entering ms
room at a hotel. he arranges ms WrllllS
material, always in the same manner.
The table is placed so that the hgnt
will fan from his left. He sits with ms
side 10 the table. his right arm resting
on il. and the paper parallel with It's
length. He writes a very fine hand'
and very rapidly, punctuatng as ne
goes along. When a page is hmshed,
it is finished, and work of art.
He arranges his bath and toilet arti-
cles also in a uniform, way invariably
He never patronizes a local laundry.
He has two leather trunks made to
order that hold two dozen shirts; when
.one trunk full of shirts has been used
he sends them to New York TO be
Numbered, and the other trunk OF Iresh
shirts arrives by express in time for
his need.
The novelist carries a hand valise
that he mad made to order, with very
long handles, so as barely to clear the
pavement when walking. This enables
him to get through crowd without an
moving others with his valise, for it is
never in the way. His silver mono
gram is on every article of his toilet
and writing equipment. and his travel
ing bag.
He is warm -blooded, wants his room
at a temperature Of sixty degrees, and
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IF NOT AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED TRY
SAPOL 10

so has it. He is very kind and polite
to servants, and sees to it that each
one that serves him is justly rewarded,
not only pecuniarily, but with kind
words
Mr. Crawford asks the name Of each
servant or waiter who attends him,
and addresses him by his name; and if
he has occasion to refer to any hotel
where he has been, he can recall the
name of the one who served him.
He always has a drawing room in the
sleeping car, and 1 know of only one
instance, in a journey of 1000 miles,
where he failed to secure one. He ar
ranges his drawing room in exactly
the same methodical way as his hotel
room. He has a hanging alarm clock
that is always in sight.
He sees the bright side Of every
thing and never says an ill-natured
word. He is not fond of company and
receptions are especially irksome to
him; but under such conditions he is
always the perfect gentleman. To
those nearest to him he is gentle, low
ing and delightful.