New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-09-10
Life is real. life is earnest,
As we learn in hitting on;
And the trifiers ne'er can master
The immortal game OF golf
-(PhiladelDhia North America

A recent issue Of The Manila Freedom con-
tains this sample of American Journalism;
Whew, Hot
Yesterday was a scorcher.
Have you sampled Tony Armstrong; latest in
voice Of Milwaukee beer? ,
Why don't they order out the street sprinklers?
Billy Kennedy Is putting up new teak Darn
What's the matter with American hams at VIII
Sewing machines and pianos on the instalment
Morning new from the front but we're going 10
take the starch out Of Aguinado next fall.
Send In your SUBSCRIPTIONS
"rhe Chicago Advance" gives the following esti-
mate Of the direct and collateral cost OF church
carpet The price was $50, but as the women OF the
church raised the money by giving entertainments
the pastors estimate was that when all the Items
OF cost were figured in the carpet had cost fully
$4,000 He reached this astonishing total by estl-
mating the work worry, nervous strain. bodily
WEAKNESS and heartaches Of one hundred women;
the heroic efforts OF men. women and children TO
eat the things which to be eaten, and hear
see or buy things which had been provided to ex-
tract money from them: the colds fevers and other
ailments contracted while attending the entertain
ments and the consequent doctors DIS the money
spent in other churches for II they come TO your
entertainment you must go 10 theirs; and worst
and most costly OF all. the Generalization OF the
church and the curtailment OF the legitimate CIV
ing which follow in the train OF such methods OF
raising money. But they got their carpet
A unique wedding occurred In one Of the suburbs
Of columbus when Eugene Smith and Miss Lille
satcher young people OF r faS nreacber Who was
70 wed them the Rev. J. W. simmons. was on the
nave tme to leave the car Accordingly the
stopped for a minute or so az Wnuwoou AN I'M
married them in the presence OF the pas
sengers The marriage was followed by CON
turned on the full current to make up for lost
time and the car whzzed through space i was
not n runaway match. the couple merely raining 70
meet the pastor at his house on time as by APP
pOntment.-(Atlanta Constitution.
Julian Ralph tells OF his delight in finding green
corn in Europe In the course of many years or
extensive travel on the Continent ne nau never
seen an ear He recently stopped at hotel In
paris and met porter in the hall carrying a
basket NJ genuine American green corn. Green
corn, he shouted is 1t possible that this IL what
I see?" Yes monsieur" said Nine. Brunei, the
wife OF the proprietor. 1T is veritaoy the green
corn of America. We grow IT upon our farm SO
MANY OF our guests are Americans and so fond
o ,hav NJ this peculiar food that We have seen II
N no 70 our advantage to make for them THIS
singular product I'm our fields In the country. Il
took Nine Bruners hand" says Mr.. Ralph, ana
pressed IT, | raised my hand az one does VINO De-
etows a benedction God bless you. madam said
I with such evident piety that she could not take
offence the most magnificent ana the
most wonderful woman in France.
very GOOD thing. but 1t may fall fiat" said well
known travelling man who is at present visiting
Washington 1T at one OF the best hotels IN
Kansas city few days ago that one OF the guests
stenped into the lobby 10 leave his umbrella, ana
not desiring to go his room thought he would try
a scheme OF his own TO prevent some one from
walking off with IT, Taking slip OF paper from
his pocket In huge black letters he wrote the iol
lowing notice: Beware The man who owns TINS
umbrella weighs over two hundred and ntty pounds
and can strike a ten ton blow. He Will be back In
some one was attracted by the sign, and he feared
/ not the consequences OF the dire threat. Quickly
taking the coveted umbrella he removed the paper
and turning II over wrote the back as follows:
'The man who took the umbrella weighs less than
one hundred and fifty pounds. but can walk ten
miles an hour. lie Is never coming back. -
washington Times,