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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
IN VINO vE1tIrAs.
Or the Naughty Boys and the Mans
With Z t&Jaw.ss #ss

Or the Naughty Boys and the Man
With ttJaE.1 $sss
He was very drunk, and he seemed
to be trying to find something on. the
road. To him the solid earth rolled
and pitched like the sea in. a storm.
So he grasped a picket in a fence with
his left hand, and carefully, very care
fully, he felt the ground about him
with his right. Several boys gathered.
They asked him what he was looking
for. "a. &
Lost somethin',''> he replied; "may-
be five cent, maybe five dolhic-lar gold
piece-I don't know which,
;. The boys. aided in the search. The
ground was steadier to them, and they
soon became satisfied that the man
had lost nothing in that spot. They
held a whispered conference. Then
two ran away. The others yelled sud-
denly to the man. "Say, boss, those
fellows found your money and they're
running away!' -:~.-.
The man Strengthened up with a
jerk. He became almost dignitied.
you're all liarsy' he yelled back;
'@they didn't find nothin', cause I amt
lost nothin'." He staggered down the
street chuckling.-NewY York CONNER
cial Advertiser.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
In South America.

$50 you have your labor troubles
here, also? ?" said the North American,
who was temporarily a visitor in one
of the South American republics.
Labor troublesy' replied the native,
drawing himself up proudly and speak
ing with every evidence Of excitement.
Eve have no labor troubles. Where
did you get that idea? Who told you
that we had any troubles about la
bor?"
'Oh, no one," replied the visitor. Il
drew my own conclusions. l saw some
rioting and Supposed
"Rioting" exclaimed the native.
"Rioting!' Sir, would have you IN
derstand that this is a revolutionH'
"Oh!'' said the man from the North.
1t was really all that he could say
without giving ofense. There is such
"a difference in localities.-Chicago
Evening Post.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
How He Caught On.

A society reporter was sent to a
function the other day, to describe
the women's gowns make it artist
ic," said his editor. Don't give the
stereotyped Mrs. Jones wore blue
and Mrs. Smith wore green Try to
give it a woman's touch.'' The report,
er said he would try. Just as the pa
per was going to press the city editor
caught this cleaning line Of type:
Mrs. John Willing Van Huysen
looked adorably distinguished in violet
silk trimmed with pale pink. GOOD
ft"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
UnimpOrtance.

what has become of the Chinese
EMPEROR inquired one OF the leading
citizens Of Pekin- HE doesn't seem
to be alive to the situation
eyes," replied the mandarin, who
knows court secrets; las a politician
he is so completely of the face Of the
earth that the empress doesn't even
think it's worth while to announce any
more funerals for him."-Washington
Star.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
A Detective Umhrello

Customer-Look here! The first time
I used this cheap umbrella bought of
you the black dye all soaked out and
dripped all over me. Dealer-Mein
friendt, dat vos Won new batent de-
tective umprel. You see it ish Won
zelf-dedector. If anyvons dake him
you can dell him py his clodings.-
Ohio State Journal. -.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
Dewey Let Us Have tho Fibre.

- When Admiral Dewey destroyed the
spanish Navy in Manila Harbor there
were lying in the harbor six big ships
laden with Manila fiber for the Deering
harvester Co. of Chicago. By a spe-
clai order from the Navy Department
Dewey was permitted to release these
SHIPS. Their cargoes reached the Deer
ing Irvine Works in Chicago in due
course, and that Irvine will be used to
bind the sheaves OF this seasons har-
vest all over the world. s= ".
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
America and Germany.

Tsa@ 80 America and Germany.
So soon as America showed her firms
ness the German cruiser left Manila
Bay, and we now protect their inter
ests. In a like manner, all stomach ills
fly before the wende rful power OF Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. It strikes the.
root Of all diseases, and cures indiges-
ton, constipation, bihousness, liver and
kidney troubles. = :
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern IuYeuf0Ea

Northwestern Inventors.
John F. Brock, Sparta, Wis, garment
stretcher; Aren Carlson, Pierre, S. D.,
windmill; James H. Dean, st. Paul,
Mimi, voting machine: Sidney L. Long,
Magnolia, Mimi, trap; Johnston Mea-
ley, Howard Lake, Mimi, trace fast
ening; Emil Newquist, Carlton, Mimi,
scissors-erinding attachment for sew
ing machines; Tighten A. Robinson,
Minneapolis, MIMI, coal pocket; also,
swive1ed spout for elevators; John
Styaesberg. Biwabik, Mimi, monkey
wrench; William L. Williams, Vino
IA. Mimi. furnace implement; Edwin
A Young and I. T. Drake, Medaliam,
Mimi, variable-speed gear for bicy-
cies.
Merwin. Lothrop & johnson, Patent At
torneys, $40 Pioneer Press Bldg, St. Paul
A good Arabian horse can canter in
the desert for twenty-four hours i'll
summer and forty-eight hours in win
ter without drinking.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
.1ssss.. ~ i:
IA. Dan4erOuS Topic.

'sW hat has become of that little girl
who recites Little Drops OF Water?'s:'''
asked one Of the boarders.
. Well answered the young man
: it'll wide ears, with the present; thaw
In the streets and the possibility Of a
freshet up the river, her mother
thought it would be as well to keep
her quiet for while w Washington
Star. *@% - s + r &S $ ~ 49, L
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
The Modern Method

Its an awful thing not to know
where ones next meal is coming
from" eyes, but good many Of MS
married men are experiencing it since
the grocery stores got advertising bar
gain sales. indianapolis Journal.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
The Princess OF Wales.

Although the princess, Of Wales is
always spoken OF as Danish, she spent
most Of her early life in Germany, near
Frankfort, and German, not Danish.
was her mother tongue.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
The Row With tho Pow

"Jane is yer yclose student OF the
Philippine war;
''What makes you think itv'
"She recently referred to Cupid as
the neurological Ygorite. ''-Cleveland
Plain Dealer
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20

We will forfeit 81 600 if any Of our pub
Ished testimonials are proven to be not
genuine. The PIso Co.. Warren, Pa.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20

Only seven and one-half miles OF
horse railroads remain in Massachu-
sets. The trolly is responsible.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
Played Insane, Went Insane.

s Played Insane, Went Insane.
An English burglar who slammed
insanity in order to escape trial, after
keeping up tn. the pretense for sir.
months. has become really mad.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20

Melbourne, now the seventh city OF
the empire, consisted, at the time OF
Queen Victoria's accession, Of thirteen
huts.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20

Some men judge by appearances but
detectives judge by disappearance.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20

Over 100000 worth of diamonds
are stolen every year from the South
African diamond mines.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
Health and Rapnt.

No beauty with pimply skin. dun eves] had
breath Clean your system and keep it clean
with fragrant Cascarets Candy Cathartic Az
druggists Toe, CSC. 50c - -; - -
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
An Excellent Combination.

The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the well known remedy,
SYRUP OF F1Gs, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA FIG. SYRUP Co., illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
= them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. It
is the one perfect strengthening laxa-
tive, cleansing the system effectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per-
manently. It's perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and SUBJ
stance. and it's acting on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
laxative.
in the process OF manufacturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to the
taste, but the medicinal qualities of the
remedy are obtained from SIENNA and
other aromatic plants, by method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and to avoid limitations, please
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front Of every package
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW YORK, N 2.
For sale by all Druggists.-Price Soc. per bottle.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20

It We're better to be Of no church
than to be bitter for Penn
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
Salzer's Seed Corn.

Salzer's Seed Corn.
Does your seed corn test, Bro. Farmer2
Salzer's does-it's northern grown, early
and good for 80 to $50 bu. per acre! Send
this notice and 16c for corn samples and
low prices to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La
Crosse, Wis. W. nj
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
What Kalsomines'' Are.

"kalsomines" are cheap temporary
preparations manufactured from
chalks, clays, whiting, etc., and are
stuck on the wall with decaying ami
NAL glue. They bear no comparison
with Alabastine, which is cement
that goes through process. of setting,
and hardens with age. Consumers, in
buying Alabastine, should see that the
goods are in packages and properly
labeled. Nothing else is lust as
good" as Alabastine. The claims of
new limitations are absurd on their
face. They cannot offer the test of
time for durability.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20

LUM BAGO
% EASY 70 49,
GET
AND JUST AZ EASY 70
CURE !.
" you USE
St. Jacobs Oil

Bulky. -, =
"You are fined $40, for contempt OF
court" said the Judge. :
That wouldn't even pay the express
age on it," answered the culprit.-
Philadelphia North American.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20

Whoever pays you more court than
he is accustomed to pay, either intends
to deceive you or finds you necessary
to him.-Courtenay
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
Compound locomotives.

A dozen or more of the As consolida-
ton compound freight locomotives, re-
Gently ordered for use on the South
western Division of the Baltimore &
Ohio Rail Road. are in service and are
giving splendid satisfaction. On the
Mississippi division, they have in
creased the train haul 40 per cent over
the old line When the grade reduc-
lions are completed the improvement
will be even more noticeable. The COM
pound ten-wheel passenger engines
have developed unexpected pulling
power and unusual speed.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20

The Indian population Of the United
States is 325,464, a decrease in fifty
years of only 62.765. 49,.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20

There are three Bonapartes left
Prince Roland, a widower, with one
daughter. and the Princes Victor and
Louis.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-05-20
An Early Start.

Nanny" said Pickaninny Jim,
"was George washington first in
warp
"Yassindeed"
'sWell doesn't wanter 'sinuate dat
anybody is in the same class wifi
George Washington. But l wants ter
call 'tention to de fax dat Dewey was
on de ground befo' de wah happened
waitin' fur t."-Washington Star
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1899-03-22
Time T abIes.

TIME TABLE OFO. S. L. r. K.
Arrive. Depart.
Going East 49,. 7 40 a. IN. 7 30 a. nj.
Going West. IL O5 a. III. 1915 a. M.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1899-03-22
The
Peoples
F avorite

The Great Overland Route, the
Uniou Pacific r r, is a strictly
Cup to date" transportation line
and it offers its patrons unequaled
service.
Please bear in mind the follow
ing undispntcd facts:
That by using the Union Pacific
you will save many hours time to
all eastern points; therefore the
time you save is equal to money
earned. The ONLY LINE east
,, from Utah with Dining Car Ser
vice. And the Buffet, Smoking
and Library cars, through Pullman
Vestibuled Palace and Tourist
Sleeping cars, Free reclining chair
cars with no change to the Mis-
souri, river and Chicago and only
one change to New York.
AS the lowest rates 20 all points
apply via Union Pacific why moi
use it in preference to any other
line? Detailed information OF
every kind relating to railroad and
steamship transportation will be
promptly and cheerfully furnished
on application to
II. NJ. Clay, General Agent
201 Main Street
Salt Lake City, Utah
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1899-03-22
DISTRICT COURT.
Secret Societies.

All lodges meet in the same hall over
the opera house.
King solomon, No. q, A. F. 4 A. NJ,
meets second and fourth Thursday Of
each month.
Idanha lodge, No. 8, X. OF p. meets
every Tuesday evening.
Enterprise lodge, No. Is, l. 0. o. f.,
meets every Wednesday evening.
Montpelier Encampment, No. II, |.
o. o. + meets every Wednesday even
ing.
Hope lodge, No, 20, Daughters Of Re
bekah, meets first and third Mondays.
Walnut Camp, No. 1877. Woodmen Of
the World, meet second and fourth
Nc ndavs.
Re-Echo lodge, No. 1906, B. of L. F.,
meets every Friday.
Hear Lake division, No. 324, r. OF l.
E., meets first and third Saturdays.
Ladies' nf the Maccabees meet every
other Friday evening.
The Montpelier Volunteer Fire Com
pany No. /, meets the first Saturday in
each month
The ladies' Reading circle meets
every Saturday
q The y, j., NJ. /: a. and Y. NJ. nj. !. A.
Ih9ets regnlari4 a nHeek - /.
N
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1899-03-22
Denver ano Rio Granoe
Railroad Go.

The scenic line Of the world.
The only railroad having two dis
tinct lines Ct railway between
Grand Junction and Denver.
Two daily express trains 10 Glenn
wood Springs, Aspen, I.eadville,
Pueblo, Colorado Springs, Denver
and ali points east.
When going cast see that yeur
ticket reads via this popular route.
For rates and any information
apply to any railroad agent or to
5. K. Hooper, e. p. and T. A.
Denver, Colo; b. F, Norris, Gen'l
Agent; II. NJ. Gushing, Train ard
Pass. Agent, Salt Lake City, Utah.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1899-03-22
Interpretation Of Signals.


No. !, alone, indicates fair weather,
stationary temperature.
No. 2, alone, indicates rain or snow,
stationery temperature.
No. 3, alone, indicates local rain or
snow, stationery temperature.
No. ], with No. above it, indicates
fair weather, warmer.
No. /. with No. below it, indicates
fair weather, colder.
No. 2, with 4 above it, indicates rain
or snow, warmer,
No. 2, with No. 4 below it, indicates
rain or Stow, colder.
No. 3. with No, above it, indicates
local rain or snow, warmer
No. 3, with No. below it, indicates
local rain or snow, colder.
No, /, with No. 5, Indicates fair
weather, cold wave.
No. 2, with No. 5, indicates wet
weather, cold wave.
Flag pole at corner of Ritter Bros. Drug
store. DIR. Z. +. Guyon,
Dieplayman.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1899-03-22
Church Directory.
.K0R.ROF.

.HOh.HU.f
Servi, 90 every Sunday at /. D. S.
meeting house.
President, VIM. Rud.e Paris. Idaho
Counsellors, j. II. Hart, Vim. L. Rich
Clerk, J. U. Stuck.
The following are the bishops Of each
ward in this stake: Bennington, A. II.
Wright; Berne, John Kunz; Blooming
ton, Alma Findlay; Dingle, Samuel
Humphreys; Fish Haven, Hyrum +.
Scofield; Geneva. Arnold Hirsche;
Georgetown, Henry A. Lewis; Ianark
V. Crouch; Liberty, Il. N. Austin ;
Montpelier, w. W. Clark; Norman
Edgar Lindsay; Ovid, Philemon Lind
s4y: Paris, First ward, William West
Paris, Second ward, Robert Price; st.
Charles, Elijah C. Keetch; Thomas
Fork, +. z. Larsen; Marlboro. Charles
q. Keetch, Jr.
PRESBYFERI.4.F
Services at Ii n. m. and 40 p. m.
Sundays. Glasses during the week,
Rev. Nudge, pastor.
C.fTH0LIC.
Services every Sunday. Rev. Hen.
drickx in charge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1899-03-22

The postoffice closes at Z 80 p. m. each
day (sundays excepted and mail 81 SEES
twenty minutes before departure of
trains.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1899-03-22
Skin Diseases.

For the speedy and permanent cure OF
letter, salt rheum and eczema, Cham
berlain's Eye and Skin Ointment is
without an equal. It relieves the itch.
ing and smarting almost instantly and
its continued use effects q permanent
cure. IL also cures itch, BARRIERS itch,
scald head, sore nipples, itching piles.
chapped hands, chronic sore eyes and
granulated lids.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1899-03-22
TINE EfBLE or SEfGES.

Dingle = Tuesdays, Thursdays and
Saturday.
Bear Lake, Paris, Evanston, leaves a.
m. daily Except Sunday arrive 6 p. m.
Star Valley Route to Alton leaves and
arrives at 10 a. m. Georgetown, arrives
IL 80 a. m. leaves | p. III.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1899-03-22

The EXAMINER Office has
mining location blanks for
sale in any quantity at 10
cents each, 3 for 25 cents,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1899-03-22

County Lake %
e. I. T. Treasure in
of said
Witness hands this 18th day March 1899
e.
LII
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1899-03-22

DR.. Cady's Condition Powders for
horses are the best tonic, blood purifier
and vermifuge. Price. % cents. Sold by
Omaha daily bee., 1899-08-20
Ante Room e chOes


The recent Masonic meeting in Denver and
vicinity was Of much more interest than an
ordinary convention or any such gathering.
The order, the work of which was fully
exemplifed, is a branch Of Masonry which
has been neglected in the west more than
in any other section OF the country, and
the meeting was planned by Mr.. Wellington,
founder of the Ellsworth (Kan.) council in
the hope of r~eviving interest in 1t. Mr..
Ellsworth, being a man of considerable
means, was able to guarantee the financial
success Of the undertaking and 1t was his
hospitality the visiting Masons enjoyed at
the magnificent banquet given at the Wind
sor hotel, Denver. The meeting was emf
nently successful, between 300 and 400 dele
gates attending. Kansas sent the largest
representation. About ten Masons from
Omaha were in attendance.
A part of the ritualistic work was done
at the top of Pixies Peak, and the rest in
the Garden of the Gods. The entire work
from the beginning was later exemplitied
in one of the theaters of Denver. The work
includes a great deal of historical knowl-
edge and reference. That Of the third de-
gree of the counsellors was entirely new
to all of the Omaha visitors except Judge
Long, who had received the degree twenty
three years before in his eastern home.
The place of the council in the degrees
of Masonry Is between the chapter and the
commandery. The grand cabinet has often
been urged to make the taking of the coun-
Gil degrees compulsory, but such an order
has never been made. AS they are mot
required a majority of Masons omit them.
Omaha daily bee., 1899-08-20
Modern Woodmen of America.

Omaha camp, No. 120, the banner camp Of
the state, had a very enthusiastic meeting
Wednesday,. After the regular routine Of
business the entire evening was devoted to
social entertainment. Beech camp, which
was invited, was represented by a good
number Of neighbors, and besides these there
were visitors from other camps Of the city,
South Omaha and Council Bluffs. The indi-
vidual competitive drill OF the Foresters for
the Riepen medal was the feature of the
evening. The contest was an exceptionally
hard and long one. They all seemed to be
determined to win out. Forester Killian
finally succeeded in winning. Foresters
WEIGH, Partch and Graney are also worthy
of special praise in this contest, as It
seemed almost impossible for these four to
make any errors, 1t being necessary for the
captain to order rest and confer with the
judges whether 1t would be advisable to
give them all medals. Captain Page and
Forester Garlick of Beech camp acted as
judges. Several impromptu speeches were
made by Neighbors Wolf Of Council Bluffs,
Hemphill and Page OF Beech camp, Harris
of B. & NJ. camp, Phil Mueller, E. R. Woods
and G. F. Elsasser of 100 and several others.
Refreshments were served, followed by a
smoke. The death OF Neighbor M. o. Maui,
one OF the charter members OF the camp,
was learned with deep sorrow. The camp
took part in his funeral. The camp voted
to subscribe $40 toward the fund to bring
home the First regiment.