The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1899-01-03

! cud spill an not stut-stutter i'm is
| Writin'. The observation-disclosures av the
| man be scandaylous.
Me folrst wolfe wor related TO a great
aunt that wor sicond coousin to Doo-
ley's mither an af ye'd lived i'm the
same town. aven the far ind av it, we'd
larn where Dooley's tongue got the
knack av beatin' the hare with a gray-
mound dog (starved for foive dhays) i'm
proXimitous parsuit but niver coomin'
'langsoide
WhlnlVer me wolfe infarmed me that
Aunt Marcy chat wor her name) wor
coomn' To make a visit, / said. "Fu 90
ovher To the mill U wor thin in the raw
lumber thrade) an sthay wild the gang
saws tsiN i'm a row till Aunt Marcy
laves, for I'd loike TO have a quiet place
vance in a whole
Wan dhay whin Aunt Marcy wor
coome tan"I KAHN company wild the
gang saws an she wor hipin' me wolfe
get the dinher by thurnin' the pancakes
IN reshed Dooley. bhoy av saxteen.
an thinkin'. av coourse. aV Aunt Mar
gys noine hundred poun's i'm the bhank.
gev her a rousin' smack Aunt Marcy
be sax feet three by three feet sax. an
quick nor loightnin'. laid Dooley acrost
her lap. an gev i'm the pancake thur
ner an the properst place tin he yelled
Tor quarther. an thin sthaNdin' Dooley
In the wood box wild his heels i'm the
air, an lettin loose agan her aisy goin'
tongue, she says: "I'll tache We a few
mannersl What foine lad We be. she
says. AT ye iver.' she says, put that
mug up to me agan." she saws. "befoore
ye schrub il undher the poomp. or af
ther. she says. yen wish ye wor born
into some other faml ly." she SAYS
An Dooley. the importance av the lad
win he got on is legs agan. an made
thiaCkS for the dure. he SAYS. That's
what be wushin all me loife 'lang,"
An as Aunt Marcy stint afther i'm the
stove handle. she says. Ar We wor a
nearer rilitiye, I'd hang mesilf To the
fhorst couNanient three | cud foind-not
anither hoour wud ] care TO live"
"Ye'd uiver foind n three sthrong
enough" he says. dodgin' the tongs an
the coal scuttle
"Arrah. me bhoy. wild the soopassin'.
aXtramc looVliness NV yer intellectual
coountenance nv the County Glare cut
av fatures.' she says, The moight be
doin' dale az kissIn' i'm the Whild
pharts av the Sout Say Islands. but az
hamc. the only kissiu' ye'll coome tn N
he langsoide Nv the blarney sthone."
she says.
That's thrue. All that man Dooley
be- doin' these mony years Wor list
kissip' the blarnev sthonc, an af 1t
MOr ChubiC mile aN rock salt. not "a
grain aV IL 'ud be lift the dhay. OWN TO
the intiusc happlicvatlun av the bhoy
an man Doolcy.
In his ESSAY an kissin' hc SAYS, "IVi-
dnccs ay affection is always odioius
twhat spillerl To the Irish. Thruc
for yc. Misther Dooley. They be
adioins 10 the Irish whin she |
be sax feet three hv ,hrce feet sax an
hev sthout pancake thurner riddy at |
hand. och. whin poolcy wrote that he |
wor thinklu av is Aunt Marcy an tho |
noine hundred pOun's the which. an no |
phart av lt kem TO i'm. No. but ne got /
The pancake thurner.
But vance fist vance. 'is rilitives /
shouted for Dooley an says. Shure. /
he bla guard hav a little sinse. an
soome r-gard FOR his riiitlvcsi" an
hat wor whin they saw a fortygraf i'm
he paper marked TDOoley.'' II wor not
Douley at all but "a foinc lOokin' gentle
nan. Arrah. an injaneuus lad. that
Dooley. lie war not saNin' 'is rilltives !
ramc confugiun by borrown' anithor /
,etthcr mans fortygraf bat jist to save
is own hid. Al rs rale own fortygraf |
yOr iu the paper he'd niver dhare 10
as a wu-rrd aboot kis5in Twud eev
im away. shure.
llc slys lIohscn's fame oo kissed ofr.
Got m0u,h d. More fame Wur kissed an.
lut Dooley Doolcy uV chicago
phaukcd az frJm an kissiu' bees by is