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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16
Women and Stamps.

| "Do YOU mean to tell me- she said
when she had finally secured the atien-
| ton of the cashier of the bank. that |
must put a stamp on this check?'
"lf you do not the check Will not De
good replied the cashier.
but this is such "A pretty check she
protested. Don't you know that | picked
out this bank to put my money in be-
cause the engraving on your checks is SO
artistic? It's an outrage to have to spoil
| it all.''
I'VE can't help that, madam, answered
! the cashier 1.-The law says there must
be stamp on the check
| ''Oh. we'll if you just caslled mine with
out the stamps" she insisted, the law
wouldn't know anything about it. l don't
care anything about the two cents, you
| know" she fastened to add, but | do
! hate to think that when l send the check
| for my next quarters dues Tor our cara
| club the secretary and the president Will
| both see that ugly stamp and comment
| on my lack of taste.
I'm sorry, madam" returned the cash
| Ter. YEARLY.
There isn't any place for the stamp,
| either" she argued. 81 can't put it any
where on the check without covering
something or other.
I'VE didn't know when We had the
checks designed explained the cashier.
that it would be necessary to put stamps
on them, or we would have left place
| for them.
II suppose So" she said tiloughtfully.
do you think they will look better in
the upper right-hand corner or the lower
| left-hand corner?'
| I'm sure don't know" he replied.
| But what do you think she persisted
| 81 shall put mine in the upper left-hand
! corner" he answered in desperation.
Then that's where III put them she
said. I'm ever so much obliged 10 you
| for all your kindness. | suppose there
no use getting the stamps one at time
| I'd better get enough now to last me!
THAT would be the safest way ne
told her.
VERY WE'LL she returned. you may
! give me ten stamps.
! go to the paying teller's window, mad
am he directed. ,
..But there are SO many people there,
she protested. Cant you give them to
| me?'
| He said he couldn't and so she went nc
the paying tellers window. 4 minute on
two later he heard her voice again falseo
in protest. nth .ha,
areat bie black L. r. on them. she sald
| ..Can't YOU give me some OF the pret's
ones like Mrs. Brown got?
II was explslined to her that the suppi!
of regular internal revenue stamps ma.
been exhausted, and that these mad peel
imnroyised as substitutes, SO she h'ith9
took them. fran
"Rut" she said, as she went AVA! lIo,
the window "if you haven sol sum y
the nretty ones in the next time come
will lust take my account soihe"'e'
eIse.''-Chicago Times-Herald.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16

The smallpox epidemic has fright
ened great many people, but the
funniest incident Of the mary which
have come to the notice of the Journal
occurred on Maine Central train, last
Monday. On that cold day all the
windows of the trains were frosted up.
Before train No. ; left Portland some
of the passengers commenced to writ
on the frost Several school girls
boarded the it, ain and made a skull
and cross bones. and over the figure
wrote the words: Beware of small
poX at Watervilie.' lit being so Geld
the inscription remained on the win
dows when the train came back as No.
16. A lhstle way below Augusta very
nicely dressed lady boarded the train,
and seeing the inscription made a wild
dash out OF the car and started into
the smoker. Conductor Frank Gar
diner saw her coming. and by her wild
actions thought for u few moments
that she was crazy. She rushed up to
him and said: is that car safe to ride
in?" Mr.. Gardiner assured her that it
was and asked why she wished 20
know. whereupon she told him OF the
Inscription. Fer fears were promptly
put at rest, ard she finished her jour
ney i'm peace.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16
The Standing Cure.

This is to be Il standing winter for
the women The men, it may be sup
posed will probably repose more than
they have done for many moons. Every
up-to-date or progressive woman will
feeI>it her duty, both morally and physi-
cally, to stand up as much as possible,
consequently, therefore, there will be
more seats and chairs left for the poor
fellows who have hitherto stood up so
frequently in order that their better be-
longings' might sit down.
The reasons of the standing fad are sew
eral and varied Doctors and dressmak-
ers are alike responsible for its birth and
development. with the work of the physi-
cal culturists thrown in. The standing
cure. started last winter by New York
physician and taken UP with enthusiasm
by the medical fraternity in this city.
gave the initial impulse to the newest fad
/ of clever Chicago women. The autumn
styles of gowning--the long. graceful,
/, clinging skirts and tight fitting bodices--
helped the matter on. This winter only
| the delicate the aged. the physically dis
abled among Chicago womankind viii
sit down at any time wheN lt IS possible
! to maintain an erect POSITION Ergo
Chicago men. wearied ana longing foi
rest may rejoice greatly. ana prepare
for winter of comparative ease.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16

One of the oldest things heard
Tuesday, was in the morning, on Win
throp street. The wind was bowling
the snow along ait great rate, and the
drifts lay about in great confusion A
man in a sleigh was driving his horse
in and out among the drifts toward
Water street. He saw a friend upon
the sidewalk coming from the Water
street way, and he shouted, DO you
know whether or not the aleotrics are
running. this morning? I want to get
to Gardiner and was wondering if [
could go there by the alectr:c cars"
Whether he was joker Or one VINO
takes the world seriously is question
At any rate he showed great ontidcnce
in the power of the electric cars to
think they could run through that
storm. He evidertly had nos read his
Journal that morning.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16

One OF Augusta's prominent doctors
was telling a Journal man OF mis- early
experiences with scarlet lever, Tues
dav afternoon. 1T was when I was
still in college, remarked the doctor,
that / had chance to treat the DIS
ease and study it. l Thought l needed
lpttla practice one summer, so during
The vacation l vert to little town IN
eastern Maine and hung out ms
single. hoping to receive just patien's
.,no,,eh so that | might have diseases
to study, both in the patient ana Ill my
hacks had been there but A short
nm. Iufnre | discovered that there
were idiots who were willing TO are
mo ore of the first cases was ore
where the patient was broken out with
,.sh told his mother that the
symptcms were those OF scarlet lever
I'M, sh, said he had never beaa eX-
,o.ec Nevertheless / malntainat mat
If WAS the fever, and told her tha' the
rext day she would discove" that the
,,a,ia,t,s tongue would he cleared OF
,ha coating. and that 1T would IN addi-
lion ia ,being fiery red. be covered with
,i,t,c white blotches similar 70 STA"
,.. seeds. Sure encugn was right
for tb.,t stage of this disease, and one
occurs in no othe". occurred the
may, day. My reputation was estao-
| ,.,,ea md from chat time until re-
,ru,e,, to college in the fall. had
,. ,han wished to do. In facs.
had 81 many patients that | had moi
t,a rhine :, study. expected to strike
| something every day that would f'ool
wa and was glad when 1T came time
l.. was the most beneficial work
+, aves. did. It showed me where ] vas
ami when l returned to college
nasan ia plug along those lines
n,ys never regretted my practice o.
.@,.. summer. which, Ny the way wa
..,ad nv remarkable success
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16
pLEURIsY QUICKLY cURED

have suffered the most excruciat,n !:
pains in the side. The Doctor saiu ~. ~
was Pleurisy. The Brazilian baim gase
me almost instant relief wnen eve.y,
thing else failed, and permanently cur. cur,
me. took it and had some "afi'ieo
and rubbed on strong.
MRS. ELIZABETH PARCELS,
' Marcus Hook. IA
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16

The Journal carrier boys are receiv-
ing congratulations upon all sides for
the able manner in which they at
tended to their duties by going out
among the drifts, Tuesday morning.
Though the storm was wild none
thought about missing their morning
delivery, and thus their patrons We're
supplied
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16

owing to their inability to reach Au-
Susta the Jessie Harcourt Companv
was obliged to cancel it's enga GENE rt
mere, though it hopes to be here later,
probably in March.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16

Many of the members of the C. A. p
bcth of this city and of those in the
Legislature will go TO Bangor, today.
to be in attendance at the convention.
and to vote for the new department
commander.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16

The inmates of the aimshouse were
made happy by the present Of 4 box Of
the excellent rolls that were left over
IRON Caterer Viewers supply TOR the
legislative ball. Mr.. Viewer also saw
that the Old Ladies' Home had a good
supply of salads
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16

~ AUGUSTA, MAINE.
the Msin so sfa the R Ifua a Of Health.
a., The SPARKLING CLEARNESS just
, Tes The fanciful NAME of the SPRlNG.
IvvGMlCALI.Y and MICROSCOrIG;Adl11 :,
" wsATERS" Date of examination. April
81 81 Ivy Analysis of sample Of water NO
"O expressed in parts per 100000.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16
Daily kennebec Journal.
Local Matters.
Lent has begun.

Many Of those who came to Au.,...,
to attend the legislative ball, returned
home on the trains Of Wednesday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16

This is the pUREsT DRINKING Wa
NIX sEK In the CITY for the ANALYSIS
nnp,CCWS that there is ABSOLUTELY NO
,hGANlC NATTER IN IT. 1t bolls up
a" n1gh clean white sand from oeneath
tsS soiid layer of clay which strictly pro,
n eS.s IT from surface drainage and All
f|yppSsoNnous matter. Those desiring PURE
EinnINNNING WATER should order PURE
,,n AAiOND SPRING WATER today.
T He gallon daily per month. .75cts.
Ons extra gallon daily per month. 25ctS
XVI nI! gallon daily per month. Set.
-" orders promptly attended TO by
0. R. WElLMAn,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16

Inc sun now rises before in the
morning and, tonight, sets at $50
O'clock.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-02-16

AMERICAN Or NEWARK, n. J. Incor-
in 1876. #. II. Harris, president. Secre-
tary, J. Fl. Worden. Capital paid up in
cash, $500 10000.
ASSETS DECEMBER 81 1895.
Real estate owned by the COM
pany, unincumbered. 2I3.SSl.2l
Loans on bond and mortgage
1iirst liens. 1856 $50. 70
Stocks and bonds owned by the
company. market value. asuO41.9O
pal Office and in bank. 33s97.l3
Interesi. due and accrued, SS.46l.M
lection, 4es2s47
Aggregate of all tile admitted
assets of the company at
their actual value, sS,ool 6ss.2,
LIABILITIES. DECEMBER 81. 1898.
Net amount of unpaid losses
and claims. 2i,4oo 81
Amount required to safely re-
insure all outstanding risks. 53-'WS. 81
az no orme Viz. Iiy' ate, 5,31se
Total amount of liabilities. ex-
cept capital stock and net
surplus. s'si'oi9.ol
ea 9!,l,, i' 60 900. 90
Sn",,i,i. beyond caplta, 1Sl6, S72. As
-
Aggregate amoum. of liabilities :. "a, 900 %
including net surplus. SjWi .oeo.-'
FRANK r. NOBLE. Resident Agen I.
| Augusta Maine. Ie'H."'a "'s
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1899-01-07
&. ". CORNELIUS,
DEALER IN
Fresh, Salt and
Smoked Meats.
POUhERY and GHmE
IN SEASON.
COUPONS GIVEN
with all cash purchases.

Frank Hoover and Max Ross Wis
tied friends in b. G. on Sunday.
Mrs. D. G. Whitehead of Toledo,
was the guest of her mother, Mrs. f. j.
Seibert, the first of the week.
twenty-five per cent. discount on
all heating stoves, and a set of Christie
knives asa premium to every purchaser
OF 81 worth OF goods, at Amon's.
Commissioners c. G. Gundy cele
brated New Years day in good old
fashioned way by serving an excellent
dinner to a party of relatives. The
guests were r. j. Collins and family
D. r. Hanna and family, Reuben John
son and family.
When you cannot sleep for coughing
take Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
1t always gives prompt relief. 1t II
most excellent for colds, TOO, as il aid
expectoralion. relieves the lungs an6
prevents any tendency toward pneumc
mia. For sale by A. r. Cbampney
Druggist.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1899-01-07

"A few more marriage licenses have
been issued as follows: Clyde Strawn
and Dora E. Brisbin; Joseph Mcdowell
and Stella Wagner; Frank Kennedy
and Bertha DaYis; Nelson A. St. Clair
aud Della Shoyer; Charles Rapp and
Lizzie Franklin; Jacob Burgher and
Ellen Mcdowell "a
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1899-01-07

Mrs, Bernie Trudeau and daughter
returned home on Monday from visit
with relatives in Indiana.
ID. K. Hollenbeck, Frank Powell
and ]. f. Brandhuber attended install
lation ceremonies at Fort Meigs chap
ter, Toledo, Tuesday night.
Marriage licenses have been issued
to Charles Kramp and Jeanette e.
Boyer; James Hoot and Lucy May
oyer; Frederick Beaverson and Bertha
Stoddard; Ira d. Swartz, Jr., and Jen-
ME l. Stacy.
Two prominent teachers OF Wood
county are among the list of fortunate
ones who have been granted lite certiti-
Gates by the State board OF examiners.
They are Mrs. Esther E. Barton of Per-
rysburg and F. w. Toan of Tontogauy.
East Toledo had another fire on
Monday. Fireman James Parks, for
merly of this place, captain OF No. 10,
fell from ladder and was very badly
injured. He has had several bad falls
while in the performance of duty, and
seems to be very unfortunate in that
respect.
BARLEY WANTED. The highest
market price will be paid for barley
delivered in cars or at Lucas building,
corner Louisiana avenue and Third
street, Perrysburg.
20tf ]. @. LEYDORF
One OF the prettiest calendars that
the JOURNAL has seen this year, is that
issued from the passenger department
of the Ohio Central railroad by General
Passenger Agent Moulton Houk. 1t is
thoroughly patriotic and American
both in design and workmanship and
demonstrates Mr.. Houk's excellent
judgment of printing as well as manag-
ing the passenger department Of "a bic
railroad.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1899-01-07

Mrs. A. p. johnson visited friends
in Toledo on Tuesday.
Mrs. Nettie Hubble of Mouclova,
was the guest of Mrs. Rigg Tuesday.
w. L. Salisbury and family of To-
ledo, were guests at the home OF G. E.
Kinney on Sunday.
DIR. Wise and family of Toledo, Wis
tied with Rev. A. P. Johnson and FAM
lily on Monday last.
Miss Name Hine OF Ann Arbor,
wos the guest of D. K. Hollenbeck
and family this week.
Miss Bertha Walter spent New
Years in Waterville with her grand
mother, Mrs. Greenough. ?,
During the month of January, 90,
we will give as premium to every pur-
chaser OF two dollars worth of goods, a
set of the celebrated Christie knives.
Remember we are selling all stoves at
discount OF % per cent.
j. J. ANON.
The members of "Sleepy Holler'
camp held reunion on Friday night
last at the home of j. Archie Ross ol
Perrysburg, The "holler" is too cold
for reunions at this time OF year and
Mr.. Ross home being the nearest the
camping place OF any OF the campers, il
was designated as the place most suited
for the event. The guests proved ca
pable of enjoying themselves and made
merry aarty with progressive pedro
dancing and camp songs. Refresh
ments were seryed. ThC Sc present Il
enjoy the event were Misses Lora Eb'
erly, Pearl McClelland, Ada Merry
Kate Rudolph, Eva Doty, Helen Bliss
Myrtle Long, Messrs. John Ballou
Ralph Eberly. OF Bowling Green; jim
Mullallg, OF Westoa; and Miss Jessi
Ross, Fred Ayerill and DIR. VIII
Rheinfrank Of Perrysburg.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1899-01-07
Will F. Powell and family enjoye
New Year with relatives in Hasklns.


Miss Ida Ruhl of Bucyrus was t Q
guest of Mrs. G. f. Rider al Lime City
the first of the week.
"A set OF Christie knives as a pre-
MUM with purchase of 81 worth of
goods, during January. Heating stoves
at % per cent. discount at Amon's.
Mrs. r. Benton and SON Phil, Mrs.
Martin Webb of Toledo, and Mrs. w.
Dewey and niece Violet of Dayton, o.,
spent Friday with Mrs. c. e. Kinney.
Gus Johnson, tns Jeweler, will be
found at Witzler's furniture store every
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
Watches, clocks and iewelry repaired
in first-class manner. 44tf96
Deputy Sheriff Farmer has decided
to give up politics, and there is posi-
bihty of his moving to Toledo, where
he may secure u position with the
Standard Oil company as accountant. =
Tribune.
The latest swindle reported IS that
of a fellow going the rounds with q
supply OF Lima beans saturated with
oil OF cinnamon, which he sells at II
cents apiece, with the story that hi:
brother brought a quantity from Ma
nila and that they are a sure protection
against moths.
1t was IA merry party that partool
of the hospitality of Fred Hegamastel
and wife at their home on New Yea
eye. The homo was beautifully decor
ated with potted plants and chrysan
themums, while the evening was de
lightfuliy spent in music and games
) A very elaborate midnight lunch wal
served, after which the guests departed
wishing the host and hostess yer!
happy New Year.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1899-01-07

Now we are prepared to pull out the
old pump and put in new pump. Pull
ling out and repairing the deepest well
pump is but childs play. You should
see our derrick attached to our 16 #.
wagon. And now is the time to buy a
pump. We have all kinds. but for an
ordinary we'll or cstern the Push"
pump is the best. Drop us postal to
the Myers Hardware Co., Maumee, o.
Our good friend w. G. Harris of
Rossford, was IN town and gave the
JOURNAL an agreeable call.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1899-01-07

Mrs. Elma Hum visited her friend
Mrs. Rigg, last week.
"A. H. Dewey of Chicago, is the
guest OF c. NJ. Hamilton and family.
Mrs. Anna Craig OF Clyde, has re-
turned home after spending the holi-
days with her son, Geo. B. Craig and
wife.
Marriage permits were issued Sat-
urday to Bert Lownsbury and Emily
Robinson; Henry E. Werner and Ger
trude Haas; Charles E. Longley and
Alberta Womer
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1899-01-07

During the remainder OF the season
we will sell all heating stoves at u dis
count of 25 per cent. to close out our
large stock. We will also give as a
premium to every purchaser OF two dol
lars worth of goods, set OF the cele-
brated Christie knives, during the
month OF January.
], ]. ANON.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1899-01-07

The c. H. & D. R'y have placed on
sale ten ride family ticket at the low
rate of 81. Tickets good in either
direction. One or more people can use
the ticket at the same time. No con-
tract to sign and tickets on sale at this
Office. Five trains north and four
trains south each day. A comfortable
ride requiring only twenty minutes TO
reach the city without change of cars
anG freeIsom the annoyance and jar of
ever occurring stops, Time and money
saved and life prolonged by patronizing
the old reliable G. a. g. d.
Il. Nj. FRANEY, Agent.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1899-01-07
C.H. a -. H. K. TIme card.
Trains pass Perrysburg

g. ~. a. ID. " R R.Ttmc card.
Trains pass PerrysDurg
North. South.
No. *12. .3:4S a. m. No. VI. 1924 am
I" ia. 1850 g " IL. ..7;ll
4" t2.10IS " I" *5..... l0:32 "
+" #6. .1:4s y. m. "tl3....7:5l pm
" "a. .6:2S "
" t60. .9:12 a. IN.
Daily. Daily except Sunday
/ Sundays only. Nos. 4, 6, Z, IL and so
stop on signal.
SIreel Cars from q. ~ a. ID. Depot at
CtnClunRtt.
At Cincinnati the Baymiller Electric Street
Car Line leaves the sixth street entrance OF the
Depot. running up Sixth street to all parts OF
the city. The East End Electric starts from the
Fifth street entrance, running up Fourth street
10 all parts of the city, including the extreme
East End, passing the Penna. station. The
Third and Fourth street Horse Car Line leaves
the Fifth street entrance passing the Central
Depot.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-12-21
EVANSVILLE.

There will be Xmas tree at this
place on the 25th, at half past 2 O'cl'k.
All are invited.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elliott visited relatives
near Paint Lick, last week. :. Mrs.
MOllie SwOpe'S school will close on
Friday, after which she will return tU
her home near McCreary, much to the
regret of her many friends in this
community -. Miss Matte Dunn's
school closed Friday last. Miss Matte
is splendid teacher and gave perfect
satisfaction. ...B. +. Jennings, of
Paint Lick, is visiting relatives here,
this week. Mr.. and Mrs Woods are
rejoicing over the arrival of son at
their home. Mrs Fletcher ISOn, and
children, of WilmOre, ARE the guests Of
her sister, Mrs. DR. Armstrong. Miss
Powell, Of Stanford, visited relatives
here Sunday, and attended preaching
at the Grove.
Bro. Allen will fill his regular ap.
pOintment at the Grove, Sunday.
In sluggish liver, HERBINE, by its
beneficial action upon the hillary
tracts, renders the bile more fluid, and
brings the liver into sound, healthy
condition, thereby banishing:the sense
o.. drowsiness, lethargy, and the gen.
eral feeling Of apathy (Which arise
from disorders of the liver. Price sc
cts. CC&J E StOrmeS. In
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-12-21
WALLACETON.

A few fat hogs are selling here at
81 cents per pound.
Jas. w. Wallace finished gathering
;orn on the 18th inst.
H G Kinnaird has been on the puny
list for several days. Rev Parsons,
of Berea, preached most excellent
sermon at the Baptist church here
Sunday on the subject: Evidence of
Our Acceptance with GOd.". The
many friends of Dick Mitchell were
very glad to hear that his sister, Miss
Bessie, had received letter from him
a few days ago, as he had not been
heard from since he left Fl. Thomas
about the last of August. He is now
at, or near Manila and is reported as
enjoying good health and buOyant
spirits. +. James Kinnard, who left
here Is years ago, then a little boy, for
Missouri, is now here on visit for the
first time. He is now a Shrewd and
successful business man, being employ
ed as travelling salesman in five of the
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1899-12-21
A Thouaand Tonguea

Could not express the rapture of An
ME E. Springer, of lips Howard ST.,
Philadelphia, p, when she found that
DIR. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption had completely cured her of
a hacking cough that for many years
had made life a burden. All other
remedies and doctors could give her
no help, but she says Of this Royal
Cure-"it soon removed the pain in
my chest and 1 can now sleep sOundly
something 1 can scarcely remember
doing before. 1 feel like sounding its
praises throughout the Universe" So
will every and who tries DIR. Kings
New Discovery for any trouble of the
Throat, Chest or Lungs. Price SOC.
and $1.OO. Trial bottles free at r. E.
McROberts Drug Store: every bottle
guaranteed.