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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20


Woman often makes her own matrl-
monlal cross And note how cheerful.
ly che goes about II She cannot drive
the nails fast enough some times The
vast sea Of incompatibiity that 40
often surrounds the state matrimonial.
sea fed by woman's futile and willing
tears, would come 10 gradually melt
away and disappear II women would
dry their eyes ana look squarely In tho
face the reason Of her weeping An ef-
fort spent TO cultivate the gentle art OF
being agreeable a. against time wasted
IN dlsagrooing IA one way 20 clear sun
dry matrimonial skies Of many do.
nestle clouds. This hint 20 the men
a. well-it Is not bad habit 10 con-
tract. this habit OF FIRST being agree
able In your family The habit once
motor Of smooth matrimonial running
known. And now why does the woman
who has nervous and irritable spouse
take time 10 cultivate q manner and
way OF speaking that she Is clever
enough In the FIRST years OF marriage
20 discover disconcorts him and fans
the fame OF his lrrltatlonl Thus Civ
Ing up wlllfully a happiness she Graves.
Or why does tue woman with a selfish
husband cater TO that selnshness. until
she finds herself entirely out OF the
scheme Of such a husbands life and her
happiness as ashes In her mouth? why
does the woman whose husband Is easy
going and thoughtless Of her wishes
get into a state Of constant faultnnd-
ing. approving OF nothing that he does.
becoming an irrltant TO his existence.
until she drives him-and her happiness
~ eens egusnee from herr Again, why
aans the woman With n ieaioua has-
band-that affront to womanhood in
untold cases seem needless OF his
shortcomingsor put up with the misery
that Ia the outcome OF his suspicious
naturel A thorough understanding be-
tween such husband and his wife
cannot come too soon. says writer
In the Detroit Free Press And why
does the wife who has a shiftless and
lazy husband. In nine cases out OF ten
put a willing shoulder TO the wage
earning wheel and hope In this way to
hold together the foundations Of her
homer To ind that she has the rather
wrecked It by taking upon herself the
wrong part OF the domestic partner.
ahlp Need | cite more1 Let US look
over the field and pick our way lntelli-
gently among the many stumbling
blocks which have the appearance OF
sound timber; spend less time squab-
bling around for nails. giyo up cross
building. Love Ia all too vital a mat
Ter TO be trlned with, and time Ia all
too short to be wasted In such employ
ment
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Sir Thomas Sawyer. an English lee.
turer and writer. gives the following
rules for long llie /. Sleep eight
hours In each twenty-four ? sleep
on your right side. with the window
open. 3. Place the bed away from the
wall 4. Take a hath the temperature
OF the body daily 8. Take exercise
before breakfast G. Eat but little
meat, wen cooked, Z, DO not drink
milk (for adults). s. Eat much grain
food. q. Avoid lntoxicants, 10. Live
as much as possible In the country. IL.
Vary your occupations 70, Limit your
ambitions. No rules can be given that
will apply TO every one. Experience
and knowledge Of ones seli must be
the guide In applying these rules.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

In Glasgow a S75 householder OBJ
tains for Sl.i2 per annum a continuous,
never failing, unrestricted stream OF
the purest water In the world delivered
right into his kitchen, wash-house and
bathroom. II is calculated that $50
gallons OF pure water are delivered to
the citizens OF Glasgow for every
penny paid. And II is water OF such
peculiar softness that the householders
OF Glasgow can pay their water rate
out OF what they save on soap. Loeb
Katrlne water Is not only soft--it is
remarkably bright, clear and free from
vegetable matter because OF the bare
and precipitous character OF the hills
which drain into the loch. II is uni
form In color, temperature and quail
ity. is absolutely free from pollution,
and must remain so because the corpo-
ration have now bought up the build
ing rights OF the whole drainage area:
It needs no filtration and is practically
unaffected by the change OF seasons
Engineer Magazine.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Most girls who have had baby rings
have had trouble In removing them
from their fingers.
''rhere Is really no necessity for all
this ado about removing a tight ring
said downtown Jeweler, in that as
In everything else. the secret OF sue
cess lies In knowing how to do IT, Here
Ia a recipe that have found unfalllng
for removing tight ring, and there Is
no painful surgical operation in-
yolved, either. Thread a needle Hat In
the eye. using thread that Ia strong
but not too coarse. Then pass the head
OF the needle under the ring. Care. OF
course, must be- used In this. and Il
would be best to soap the needle be-
fore beginning. The needle having
been passed through. pull the thread
through a few inches toward the hand
80" by this time the jeweler had
passed the needle and thread under the
ring on his own finger. and was pre-.
pared to Illustrate the little lecture.
"wrap the long end OF the thread tight.
~ and regularly around the finger to-
ward the nail IN this manner Then
take hold OF the short emu and unwind
i,-so Tho thread. thus premlRg
against the ring. will gradually remove
Il, however tight or swollen tho nm
ger"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Take good fresh grapes. pick them
from the stems, being careful not to
break the skin. and an your cans full
and Ghake them down and add moro
II there Is room without MASKING.
Make a syrup the same as for the
peaches, and be sure you ON the cans
full OF syrup, then proceed the same
as with the peaches Grapes canned
In this way keep their snape perfectly
and are luscious for the table. The
juice from this fruit when the cans are
opened Is the most perfect sweet wine
that can be found for lnyalids or con.
yalescents, or as most delicious sum
mer drink wheD water and Ice are
added.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

The readers OF this paper will DO pleased 70
learn that there IN at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able 70 cure u all It's
stages. aud that n Catarrh Halls Catarrh
Cure IN the only positive euro now known 70 the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu.
uonnl disease requires "a constitutional treat.
mont Hall y Cntarrh Cure Il taken Internally
acting directly upon the blood aud mucous sur
faces Of tho system. thereby destroying tbs
foundation Of the disease. and giving the patient
strength By building up the constitution and
assisting nature In doing It's work Tho pro
prictors have so much faith In itA curative
powers that they ofer one Hundred Dollars fot
any case that II falls 10 cure. Send for list u
Address y. J. CHENEY CO. Toledo O
Sold by druggists 5bc.
Halls Family Pills arc the best
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20
Hero.

From the Indianapolis Journal:
Wasn't II brave OF Chollle to rescue
that child from drowning In the
ereek7"
Brave? The water wasn't moro
than four feet deep anywhere. and
chollie knew IT,"
yes, but that wns deep enough to
Itterly ruin the crease In his trousers"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Take small muskmelons and cut an
oval pleco out OF one side; take out Ira
seeds with teaspoon, and an this spaee
with stufIing OF chopped onion. scraped
horsoradlsh, mustard seed Glove, and
whole pepper; sew In the piece. PM
In Jar. pour boiling vinegar. with M.
tie salt In It. over them. DO this three
times; then put In fresh vinegar.
cover close.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

water. then lay soft cloth in the bat.
tom OF another pan 10 lay the peaches
ON to drain after washing. Peel them
With a reasonably sharp knife. so "a
not to brulse them. Cut in halves and
remove the pit. Place the fruit In the
cans with the open side down and put
In as many as you can without mash
ing the fruit Now make a syrup OF
one-half cupful OF sugar to each quar-;
OF fruit and pour over the fruit while
It is warm. and oil tho cans full. Put
some pieces OF thin boards or lath in
the bottom OF waah boiler and set
the cans upon them; then put warm
water enough In the boiler to come up
a couple OF inches on the cans. put tho
covers loosely on the cans and cover
the boiler tight and boil one hour. then
remove the cans from the boiler, put
on the rubber and screw the top on
| tightly. Tip the can down on the side
aud turn II around. TO be sure that II
IL perfectly tight. n I least BIT OF
syrup oozcs from beneath the cover II
Is not tight enough. N you cannot
turn the cover any tighter take some
hard substance. such as a knife handle.
and press the edge OF the cover down
firmly onto the rubber and try II again
and again until not one drop OF syrup
runs out. II the work Is done thor
oughly on the start YOU will not have
the least trouble to keep fruit any
length OF time until II is wanted for
use. Set the fruit away In a box OF
cupboard In a reasonably cool place
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20
Doing to ned Hungry.

II Is mistake to suppose that II Is
never good TO eat before sleeping. Many
an hour OF sleoplessnoss may DO 1s0ld-
ed BY nlbbllng a biscuit at bedtime. An
animate. except man. cat before sleep
ing. and there Is no reason why man
should form an exception 10 the rule,
Fasting between the long interval be-
tween supper and breakfast, and es-
peeiaily complete emptiness Of tho
stomach during sleep, add greatly "a
the amount OF emaciation. sleeplessness
and general weakness SO often me,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

"How dld the family come out =,
the matter OF settling the ostatel" wa,
asked OF one Of the brothers
might have been worse, but we An
ally succeeded In effectlng a CONNIE
mise with our lawyer by which n,
agreed to let us have halt."-Detrol,
Free PREF
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Open can peas one hour before cook.
ing thom and turn into a bowl. when
ready for thom put ON In a tarlna ket.
tle-or one saucepan within another.
OF hot water. II dry add cold waie,
TO cover them. and stew about 25 min,
utes. Drain; stir In a generous lump
OF butter. pepper and salt
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Lady Trayeler-Allow me to detaln
you one moment, sir have here a
neat and pretty little letter-opener-
very handy. Gent (interruptins)- SO
have lat home. I'm a married man,
you seel
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

From the indianapolis Journal; IL
see some fellow Is going into the rab-
bit rearing business" said the boarder
who got the morning paper irst
Seems to me that raising rabbits
would be something OF hare-llfting
nature" said the Cheerful idiot
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

This is a snap shot OF an express
train going at the rate OF slxty-ayo
miles an hour"
ITS remarkably lifollke. But why
does the smoke rise straight up from
the engine. Instead OF extending back
over the train in a long llne7"
"Well-er-the picture was taken
SO quick It hadn't time to do that. you
know"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

you asked me to bring you some
pin money this morning." said the
young husband.
Yes" she replied. with an air OF ex-
pectaney.
WELL" said he. II thought might
az we'll save you trip downtown. so
] brought you paper OF pins In
stead"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Recently travelled up the coast at will and
acted in an entirely different manner from
any other storm. Sometimes dyspepsia
acts In tho same way. u refuses 10 yield
10 treatment which has cured similar cases.
Then Hosiottcrs stomach Btters should
be taken II has curci stomach trouble
for half q century.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

20 George!" walled the maiden. as
abe net him in the darkened hallway.
I'VE can't be married tomorrow II
wifi have to be postponed"
what Is the matter, darling7" said
George. bis knees trembling under him.
IA any relative dead2 Has your Uncle
Hiram failed In buslness?"
aw.worse than that" she sobbed
There's a b-b.boil coming on the end
Of ny nose!"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20
Her I.lllls Johe.

Chicago News: "Your fathers
cane" groaned the lover. came down
on me with such rapldlty that l
thought a cyclone had struck me-"
well. II was a hurry-cane." ventured
the sweet girl.
And yet they say girls have no sense
OF humor
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

From Town Topics; VIII you show
INA no quarter. slrl" pleaded the captain
Of the captured merchantman.
sorry" replied Capt Kidd. but our
ouartermaster Is on his vacation At
present"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

"This thoater," remarked Stubs, "would
be fine place TO 20 nutting There are
peanuts In the gallery, polished cocoanuta
In the front row, and ehostuuts on the
stage"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Benedict have about decided to go
TO Mexico for the summer Bachelor
Why, that's the hottest place ON the
face OF the earth, Benedlct-Excuse
me; but you're not maTied.-Rich-
mond Dispatch
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Amateur Actress Didn't act the
part well7 Her Friend (amblguously)
When you left the stage. the au-
dience said It was the best thing you
ever did.-Tlt-Bits
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

"yhy did you let Smith talk to You
All the way downtown about his
~ was afraid that II changed the
s,h,eet he would get started on base
ball"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Dootor-Good gracious. man. wha.
are you doing In that water butti Are
you trying to Kill yourself?
Mike o'Rooney-Shure. docther.
dear. an wasn't II In wather ye tould
mo wuz to take the plllsi-Ally
sloper.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

A Cleveland woman who has been suins
for divorce has boon ordered TO pay W
week allmony 10 her husband pending the
decision Of tho court
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20
HAT Worth Having.

Sir Jung Bahadur, the prime minis
ter to the king OF Nepaul. has a hat
made OF diamonds worth over $780,
900. and perched on top is a single
ruby OF incalculable value.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

There Is a paper In Oklahoma called the
Supper Bell May the editor never know
what IL is to depend up the free lunch
route, says a contemporary
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Mrs. VIM" Wouldn't you like to 80,
my new hat, john" MIR w.-"Um-why
yves" Mrs w.-"So would 1, dear Jus,
give me tii and rll show you one"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Nehemiah. compare the adjective
'cold.'" said schoolmaster to his head
boy. Positive cold comparative
cough. superlative CONN" triumphant
~ responded Nehemiah ld-Blts.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Piso's Cure for Consumption IA our only
medicine for coughs and colds.-Mrs. q.
Beltz, 439 sth Ave, Denver, Col, Nov.s, 20.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20
DIR BUDGET OF FUN.
sous GOOD JOKES ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

A v,s.ty OF Jokes. oibes and fronies,
o,,sinal aud selected Fiuisam aud
,.,am from the Hide Of uumor--
wiz sayings
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20
our COOKING SCHOOL.


To can peaches frst select nice. ripe
fruit, but not that which has become
soft. Wash them In pan OF cold
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Man is an Initiative creature, and
whoever is foremost leads the lard,
Schiller.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

"Nlss Jlmp must have lot OF self.
esteem"
"Why7"
"she dresses so carefully, and vet
abe says she doesn't value the admlra
tlon OF others"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease. powder for the feet. IL makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns. Bunions, Swollen. Hot and
Sweating Feet AZ all Druggists and
Shoe Stores. 25c. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen $. Olmsted. Leroy. n. Y.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20
THE PRessMEN PLEASED.
The rranscontinentaI Trip Was n sur
prise 20 Them.


The rranseontinentaI Trip Was = sur
prise To Them.
The following telegram has been re-
c-ived by Mr.. ID. McNlcoll. assistant
general manager OF the Canadian Pa
ciic Railway. from MIR. W. s. Dingman.
president of the Canadian Press Asso-
citation:
Vancouver. Aug. 81. 1899.
zone hundred members OF the Cana
dian Press Association are deeply
grateful to tho Canadian Pacific Rail-
way Company for the unremittlng cour-
tesy and hospitality which has made
their trip across the continent the most
interesting and pleasant OF all their
outings. Though conscious OF tho
sterling work accomplished In tho
spanning OF a continent. for large
part remote from settlement. and in
the opening up OF a territory as vast As
some empires. the actual view unfolded
on the journey has impressed the ex-
cursionlsts more forclbly than words
can represent. The development all
along the route. in cities as well Ms in
agricultural and grazing sections, has
surprised us, and is most encouraging
to lovers OF solid progress and hopeful
prosperity. The ease and comfort with
which the trip from ocean to ocean Is
attended In the cars and In the G. p. r.
hotela. through a service unexcelled
anywhere. is n triumph for Canadian
skill and enterprise second only to the
financial and engineering victories at.
tanned In the building OF the greatest
scenic and developing line In America.
Nv. S. DINGMAN.
President Canadian Press Assoeia-
ton"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20
FOR WOMEN AND HOME
ITEMS or INTEREST FOR MAIDS
AND NATIONS.

Costume Of Pine Wool suitinE Party
Frock OF Cora siE Gallon 30 The
Matrimonial cross Woman Frequently
Makes ~ for Herself
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Though but few walk the way OF life,
they can never be alone In II.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

Take Laxative Bfomo Quinino Tablets. Al
druggists refund tho money II II falls to cure
sc. y. W. Orove'a signature on each box.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1899-10-20

hNHf AfANfHf
! zee her again al she was that night
Whom thought hor pure us the driven
snow
Her arms and her neck were NY white,
In her hair single lacqucminot.
if we're a woman ! might cry.
hut am man aud must remain dumb
" / were coward ! might die.
Ana who 10 the world would care a
crumb9
RED rose petals. crimson hued. color Of
love
Love the name know not any more.
Fly me, help me. thou Ood above.
helplcla soul ~ at thy door
".
Roses hate the name they bear
Lovoi Love play cd me false and she
Bii me forget God she was fair.
Can ! forEeti Where can I neof
q, the cold look. the laughter false.
The blood-rcd rose the miEnunotte,
VIE rhythm Of music. the madcap waltz.
Can ! forEcU Cod Can ! forget
-. e. w.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1899-12-21
The Masonic Temple.

1t is stated that the magnificent Mas.
onic Temple in Richmond Will have to
be sold for debt. The building which
is ore Of the most convenient In the
country. cost sl75 900. the money being
advanced by a Philadelphia concern.
All Of this debt except $40, 600 has
been paid off bat for some months the
association has not been able to meet
the Interest on the remainder. and
stated as much to the Grand Lodge.
The Temple Association is not compos-
ed altogether OF Masons. there being In
its ranks many prominent men not
members Of the craft About eighty
per cent, Of the stock is owned by the
Grand Lodge Of Virginia and the bal
ance by Richmond lodge Should the
Temple Association decide that 1t will
be impossible to pay the debt. it is said
that the Grand Lodge will become the
purchaser of the building
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1899-12-21
Next to McCracken & Bro.
Very Dry in Gloucester.

White Marsh, Dec 90. The long
continuance Of dry weather has caused
most Of the mills to stop work, owing
to scarcity oiIwster. Many wells have
gone dry. and others have had to be
deepened. The corn crop is a disap.
pointment-much lighter than II prom
ised to be. The CON munity is getting
ready for the advent of the Richmond
and Tidewater railroad. One new
hotel'is being built at Gloucester Point,
and work will shortly begin on an
other
Sunday at Bellamy's was buried the
body of Mr. James Leavitt. a respected
citizen Of this neighborhood. Mr..
Leavitt was member Of the Fifth
Virginia Confederate Cavalry, and made
a high reputation for bravery.
The barn Of Mr. Ed Lindon was
burned down last Thursday night. Mr..
Linden lost his whole crop Of corn, fod-
der and potatoes.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1899-12-21
The Boar War In England.

London, Dec. 10 "A fall In consols
to below par was probably due TO the
rumors Of new issue to meet the ex-
penses Of the war Although such ru'
mors cannot. be traced to any substan-
tial source, there is little doubt that
the government will be compelled to
adopt such course
The Daily Chronicles financial ar
ticle, written by A. J. Wilson, lead.
ing authority, says: THE expendi-
ture for the war considerably exceeds
60, 600 900 per week, and as the treas
ury cannot hope to sell its bill on the
market under per cent, IL is evident
that the government must soon come
upon the market for money. "
The Daily Mails financial expert
says: ut is no secret that some Of the
big firms were helped over at the last
settlement, and there was much forced
selling Of stock yesterday. with the
evident idea Of not maintaining q
false position any longer. The last
account Of the year will bring crop Of
failures. This is inevitable, but 1t Is
unwise TO place reliance on absurd in-
vertions OF TO consider that, because
there are no natural financial difficul-
ties arising out Of dear money and low.
prices, there must necessarily be real
financial crisis The rash Spectator
has much to tremble about. but the
real stakeholder has only to sit tight,
and the storm will blow over. "