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Sun, Moon and Tide.

United States Coast and Geodetic Survey
Times and Heights of High and Low
Waters at Fort Point entrance to San
thority of the Superintendent.
NOTE-The high and low waters occur at
the city front (Mission-street WHARF a bout
twenty-five minutes later than at Fort Point;
the height of tide is the same at both places
CTTNDAy AIrC.Trcr o.
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Bank Ciedrings.

Local bank clearings last week were s14-
7s7sS7, against SO, 922. $50 for the same week
last year
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Morning Session.
SAN FRANCISCO STOCK AND EXCHANGE
BOARD
Afternoon Session.
MINING STOCKS.

Following were the sales in the San Fran
cisco Stock Board yesterday:
200 Alpha CON-. 06 100 Potosi .......... 81
100 Con Cal & Va. 4 so. 200 Sierra Nevada. II
100 Gould & Curry. SO 100 Yellow jacket. 80
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PoytldndS Business.
Northern Wheat Market.

PORTLAND, Or. Aug. 26.-Exchanges, $780,
s59; balances SS7, SOC.
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NOTE-In the above exposition OF the tides
the early morning tides given in the left
hand column and the successive tides OF the
second time column gives the second tide of
the day. the third time column the third tide
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STOCK AND BOND EXCHANGE.

SATURDAY, August 2s-12 m.
BlQ.ASkf RID ell
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Morning Session

Following were the sales in the Pacific Stock
rfax-
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CLOSING QUOTATIONS.
SATURDAY. August 26-12 m.

MINING STOCKS.
Highest prices of stocks during the week.
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Stktn Gas 6S. .l0i l0I
Water Stocks
Contra Costa. rs 7615
Marin County. so
Spring Valley .101121019s
Gas and Electric
Capital Cas-.
Cent g Co.
Cent L & P. 7
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Steamer Movements.
Steamer. From. Due

TO ARRIVE.
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SUNDAY, AUGUST 27.
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Gin fmappes Gntfpntme,..

Gus einem Danfl9reiben Der Wtrs.
Goa 6. 6art aus @ruton, g. o.: sd
mar BON elmer F6weren @rfdltuns beintz
seiu6t, tuelde iid auf bic 2unse se>
idlasen batte. Sd uurbe idmer, bom
Suiten seplast uno idlieBlid 5eisten
fid bic Spmptome ber S6winbiu6t.
8ier Ger5te suben mid auf uno erfldrs
ten, baB i'd nur nod fur5e 3eit Su leben
babe. Sd empfabl mid ielbit meinem
@rl6ier unb boffte, baB, iuenn i9 ni9t
Bel meinen Sreunben auf @rben bleiben
tonne, i9 nit meinen 2ieben i'm Sen=
ieits uereint iperben tpiirbe. 9a ertbeilte
Semanb meinem @atten ben &atb, Or.
Sings gieue Gntbeduus fiir S9iuinoz
iu6t. Suiten unb grtdltuns an5us
i6affen. SD madte einen @eriud boz
nit unb nabm bann i'm @an5en a6t
5lai6en. 9as bat mid furirt unb @ptt
iei Danf bin i'd iebt serettet unb cine
seiunbe unb frdftise Grau." 9robe=
flai9en frei in Der stputbefe bon S.
&alteper & Gobn. &esuldre @r6Be so
Gents unb $1.00. gs tuirb @arantie
seleiitet ober ber 8reis miro 5uriids
geaablt.
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jeHitl5 btiaB, auf fbelpa1rt uno INNER
neu cor Die Seele fiibrt unb i6 fiirdte
lie, melt lie mid INNER 'tpieber 66ei=
oequQl fotcn unb Die ganSe @roBe eines
ulnuieacrbrinali0 nerlprenen @liids er=
fenncn labt. gaeil Iie mid unfd6i9
nlae9t, in Der @egenmart frilh rno
freuoi9 fir cine 3ufllnft su i6affen-
Gs lpar i'm Oerbit ppr brei Sa1ren,
ais ic5 9taoine tennen lernte. Sd fam
BON G9ppten llnO lpollte bpr meiner
gfiiffe1r naA Der 9einnatb mod Stalien
con amore Gin luenig bur6querelt. sSn
ellaano, i'm ootel @ei6mann, ma6te
i'd fiir cin paar @o6cn Station. Gin
@eiellifaft lag mir ni6ts. Sd 1u6te
leoiglicb bie 9iatur, a6tete Desbalb aud
menia auf ben mid in forttpdbrenoem
geeGfsl umilutbenoen Srembenperfebr.
gsabri1einli6 miiroe i'd aud iie, 91a=
bine, gar ni6t noer bod piel ipdter
ben1erft babe,l bate lie ni6t loglei1
our0 Die ibr eigene, iie allemal unl iie
berbreitenoe 9uftatMoipbdre, Die trob
ibrer llnauforinglidteit meine Slime,
meine Nteroen ltarf beriibrte, bon mir
8efib 9enommen. IS mar, als babe
ii6 Der Sriibling ielbit an meiner @eite
nieoergelaiien (! 9(ls i6 iie-es true ii6
mdbreno Der Safel 5u-erf einmal
angel6aut botte, ba mar es gei6ebeil,
ba wubte i'd: es eibt cine 2iebe auf
ben eriten Slid Sabine bat, tpie lie
mir lpdter balb miOerpillig seitano,
oaiielbe an ii9 empfRnben.
Ottrin9en perltumlnte. in Srdllmerei
periinfenb.
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Ser eSau 3tetben.

Dor Der 3. 5iraftammsr bes 8er'
liner 2anbgeridtes geIanste ant "a.
MdrS Der pro3eB ge9ea ben 9drift'
teller 2anbauer uno ben fftberen ber'
untppriIi0en Rebatteur bes ,eoaia.
lln@ Grans &abbert Dagen 8sleioi
9une bss DifrittstommiK1r8, fraberen
poli3ei' 8ommitIdtS @oltldaIt In 81.
beifsIh, sur Derbanblung.
Dieter proaeB ftebt NIT bem fenia,
tioneaen san 3ietben" In 8erbius
bune. Sm Sabre 1883 murbe in 81.
! berfelo Der Barber 3ietbsu ber grmor
bung feiner @befrau fdulbig befunben.
3um Sobe perurtbeilt. feSo9 bonn Sat
Ter Wilbelm Dem griten au Ie5eusldng.
li9em 3u9tbaus beguabigt. S6on
bon Nnfans OH baiten R9 3meifel ON
ber s1ulb 3ittben's seItenb gema9t
unb es batten fG Stimmen erboben,
Del9e ben 8arbierlebrIing Mugult MiIz
belm aIs ben 8bdter be3ethneien.
Sene 3meifeI murben befdrtt bur9 bic
tumer uieber auftretente BebauptunB,
baB ber g!berfelber pDliseifommiHdr
Snttl9aIt 8emeismaterial eefdli6t ba
be, um ben Bemeis bon 3ietbeu's
S9nlb au ertrlngen. gs banceIte fi9
babel fpe3iea um eine ansebli9 nit
glut befprible Mani9stte. Sn ben
Sabrem 1887, 1893 uub 1897 murben
aun Verfu@e sema9t, cine Wieberauf.
nabme bes 8erfatrlns geeeu 3ie,ben
bnr93uieben, allein pergeblid. /Sie
Wgitation 3u @unfen 3ietben's fam
aber troB bieier MiBerfolse uibt aur
Rnbe, unb f6lieBIi9 trat 2anbauer In
benz vSoSialit" 6feutli6 nit ber> Bs.
bauptung berbor. baB @ottihalt In benz
pro3eB gegen 3ietben 8emeismaterial
gefdIi1t babe. Sisie bfentIi9e Yes
bauptuus erfoIgte gu bem ofentunbi.
gen 3wed. In benz nit Gi1erbeit sn
trnartenben 8eleibisunesprp3eB cine
W6gll9teit au f6affen, bic Wabrbsit
an ben Gag au briugen.
Dieter 3ued III inbeB nidt erreidt
uofben, benu bas @erid,t bei9IoB, ben
BON bem Veribeibiser 2anbauer's, Dem
io5ialbemotratIfden Rei9stagabgeorbs
neten Re9tsanualt 0sine, offerirten
geweis aber folJenbe puntte ab3ulets
nen:
u DaB @ottIdaIt Der Sbat fdbis
fei, Da er aIs Wnftifter bes Niebermalo.
Aitentats tn 1883 unb bes 9pnamit.
atientates til bemiel5en Sabre gelte,
melGe teine .pirtliden Mttentate gewss
fen wdren, ionbern auf bie proDofa.
tionen sepiKer sfreblamer@ poli3ei.
beamten aurhdgefnbrt mhrben.
y OaB ber glberfeIber areispbpRz
tus Or. Berger Dor Geri9t ausge.
fagt babe, ct b6tte an ber 2eibmdibe
3tetben's feine 8lutfpuren sefunben,
unb als ibm fpdter cine angeb!idb NIT
Blut befpriBie Manf9ette 3ietben'S
se3eiet porben fei, babe er bic rotben
GIefe fur rctbe Sinte gebalten.
3 DaB Or. Berger gebbrt babe,
bic (unter / } erudbnten Mttentate nd.
renin BEN 9auie bes poIi3eilpibels
unb 3ron3eugen Balm perabrebet NOR.
ben. mdbrenb @otti6alt bon einem ees
gentberliegenben Daufe aus Mqss bes
nbadt.t babe.
2anbauer tpurbe iebo9 au 6 Wonoten
Gef1agniB unb &ubbert 3u 2 Noaa.
ten peruItSeilt, neil bas @eri9t ben
Wabrbeitsbemeis ni9t fiir erbra6t
bielt.
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Smtercfiaute ard,auiogiiMc @nt=
OcCfund.


Sic Sriifenfeitung bel benz 5tpeiten
&beiniibergan9 Sulius Gaefars 3pii6en
nrmib unO @eiBentburm lit jebt bonn
prODinsialnnlieum in Bonn in 'ibrer
gan5en9lusoebnuns allfgeoedt, unb es
iinb aud meGrere 5bpre unb cine 9ro=
6ere 9lnSabl BON Sbiirmen beitimmt
moroen. Sic bat bel elmer balben Meile
Siefe einen llmfans BON 24 Misilen.
NuBer stuei breiten @rdben bate Tie
einen Wall llnb eine bon ettpa 12O
Sbiirmen Observation-Disclosures. Sn Der
M6ie bes 2agers purben au9 >teim
gae9ern i'm Gbein Die pfdble Der
Bride ielbit eefunben, bic Sulius
Gaeiar fir ben llebersang ieiner aug
sebn 2e9ionen, aus &eiterei unb Silfs=
truppen beItebenben, iiber 1000
Wfann ftarfen @rmee gei6lasen bate.
STR Dieie Nrmee mar, tpie Der gntoeder
&onfantin Gonen,- Der aud nit Der
ar6dologiiden 2eituns Der Grabunaen
beauftrast lit, nod Dem gefunbe unb
oem b,r6 biefen bsritdnbliden Mprt=
laute Gaeiars annimnlt, aud bas
gager beitimmt, bas nit 9robartigen
gefeltigun9en, lldInli6 nit ber 6ol3=
mauer uno ben 9olStbiirmen berieben
,iporoen, nm es bel benz bon ibm ausge-
benoen 9riegssuse sesen Die Gburonen
ourb IL &oIorten oertbeibigen su
tonnen uno cinen ferncren felten puntt
gu 9eipinnen gum GiidSu9e Gaeiars,
CUR g8ahe eegen bic @ermanen uno
CUR Si6erun9 Der Gbeinbride geoen
zine neue 9luflebnung Der Srierer.
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Spare,t Sic SGr @efo

Gtne Sdadtsl BON 9utt's Pillen ers
ipart Sbnen piele Dollars fit DOitors
0iednunsen. Dieie Pillcn furirsn I'M
ter alien nmltdnben iammtlidle ourd ben
Nlassn, bic 2eber coer Die Ginsslueios
peranloBtsn &ranfheitsn.
Qss i(toirs brine Otwagtt psbauptnns.
0snn sessn &opfi9msr3sn, DYspsps
tie, MaIaria, 8sritopfuns uno @alens
lsiOsu ssbruuden Milionen esuts
Sutt'S 2eber Yiue,,.
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= gu 8triretern Deutfdlanbs anf
bsr GriebenseOnfereu3 I'm 0aas bat Der
Qaiier gBilbslm ernanut: ben Mints
fer beS Ansmdltigen 6erru b. BtIou,
ben beuif9en 8otf6after In aonian.
tinopeI Ireibsrrn Waridau bon 8ie.
berfsin unb ben 5trifen 6erbert 8iss
unarf.
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VI nfun n (
Q. u. & u. y. 0abn.
Mbfabrt.

Na9 @alpefton, Soufon unb guert
! td9lid .............9:OO Worm
yta9 Corpus gbrifi, Iranias 8aB unt
Heeniue tdsli9 .......1 100 Na1m,
Aa6 &errnille tdsli6, aussenommer
Sonnabenos u.Sonntae8 3 :45Na1m
yta9 &errpille, Sonntass. 8 80 Iorm
yta9&errpine, ,Sonnabenbs A :3Ogahm.
Nnfunft
Won @alpeiton, 9oufton unb guerr
tdglid 200 Nbenbs
Won Corpus gbriiti, Nranias BaB uni
geenile tdali6 1850 Na1m
Gon RerrpilIe tdslt1, ausaemommer
Sonnta8s nnbMontass 10 :45gorm
BON &errpille, Sonntass 6 80 Nbenbs.
Bon &erroille, Monta9s g rs Borm.
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= Die teutfde RsiGsregiernng bat
ben ameritanifden Boti1after Wbte
IN Berlin benadri6tist, baB iebes I'm,
obbdngige Worseben BON 6eiteu Der
4meritaner ouf Samoa au ernIien
gerwidIungen ftibren mhr6e.
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Scutheru 2sactftc 8abn.
Mbfa brit.

Nb brt.
RAD Stem Orleans, Souton unb Sal.
peiton tdslid 1910 Waittags une
$50 Mbenbs
Na9 eagle Hab, Merico &c. II 9orm.
yta9 Galtfornien ........4:45 Na9m.
Mnfunft.
Won Netp Orleans, Souiton unb @aL
oelton tdglid 7:25 8orm. unb 4:25
yta6m. 6m........................
Bon @alifornien &C.. IL go 8orm.
Bon eagle 8aB unb Merico 700
Nbenbs.
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Die 3aupturiaGe zines fdbledten
4ppetite8 tn cine idbIedbte Werbauuua.
Der Waeeu III ansesriifen. Nad benz
gebrou9e bon Or. Nueuft R6nia's
0ambureer Sropfen uirb berfelbe ae.
lfdrtt unb bas gan3e Spaem getr1ftigt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1899-03-29

1orp GormaIin = (Gimer &
Mmeuo). = Gin neues antileptiid,es
unb borbsngenbes MitteI. Oas efbeal
aler 3abn' uub MunbwaKer. 8. r.
. d m t, Souiton, Seras. agent,
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Gtieubabm Sabr : Ylan.
s. & o. u. 8aba.
or

NU U uYtl.
Mad ct. Souls pia Sron Mountain
ooer M. e. & 1890 gahm.
Na6 ct. Souls pia Srpn W1ountaiu
Route. te..............s:3 80 Nbenba.
@ad Searue tdsli9 IS DO Morsens.
9ta1 2areoo. ......... 1000 Born.
U Nnfunft.
Bon ct. 0ouis, Sron Mountain & M.
%. q (. .............S $3.50 Born.
gon ct. 2ouis, Sron Mountain & M.
st. q =. ............ 1855 geahm.
Won Searne td9li9. 1920 Mbenbs.
Won Gareoo. ..12:25 Nahm.
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9 elide lileine seelt Oir !:

Don s. earinkap.
. glide meine 9eeIe bir,
On See, 10 ftil unb inilo!
Wdr' tie tpie bn 10 rein unb flar,
Gin ipiegelnb Sonnenbilb,
Dem 8lunien, feufd unb trdulneril1,
Gntiprofen frieblidzbolo,
0ariiber fpielen 8alter bin
Sun ftillen gbenbgolb.
Dod neine Seele gleidt benz Wieer
Mit tuilbem @euenbraus,
@eipaltig rauidt bes Siiblens 6tutb.
9fi9t glurneu bliib'n burulS.-
Sour sndenb 2euften flammet idb
9Sie Sturm bariiber her,
Hub abgrllnooullfie 3iefen biret
Wfein 9era 10 pie bas Nieer.
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~. 6. & &. Wabu.

Wbfabrt.
Nad @aco, Sort Wortb, Dallas, 3an
lag Gitp, ct. Souls unb Chicago tds.
LID S 100 Mor9ens anb $3.50 Nbenna.
Nnfunft.
Bon @bicaso, ct. Souls, &anias gitp,
Dallas, 6lrt @ortb unb @aco, tass
LID 8 30 Borni. uno 10 20 Nbenbs,
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Snmiet 9imiteo .
q bfa9rt.

W I.
9fa9 galifornien, 9ientas unb 5rei.
tag. ..3.35 Morgens
ytab Stem Orleans, Dienitas unb 6rei=
Io9. ..2.20 yt1@ut
Nnfunft.
Bon Galifornien, 9ienitas unb Jrei=
tag ...............3.15M Morgens,
Bon Stem Orleans, 9ienitas unb Srei=
tag. ZOO Na@m.
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Gulf ebpre . Saba.

" fd9rf.
Na9 Stodoale, tdsli9, aussenommen
Sonrtd9s. ........... 800 Torm.
Nnfunft.
Bon Stodbale, tdslid, aussenommen
Sonntaas. s........... 100 Nahm.
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@erbre d er werben in paris
pOn 15= bis 20jdbrisen perionen
stpeimal 10 piele be9an9en, als bon 20.
bis 40idbriQen 2euten.
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Gin 9ufti6iffertriterium III
muroe oieier Gage gu paris segriinbet
uno finnet sum eriten Wlale am II.
September ltatt. Gs banoelt Ii1 um
cine glrt gBettfabrt BON 2uftballons,
bic jeoes Sa6r wieoerbolt peroen Ioll.
4ls glbfaRrtSort 1T oas oft gu iol6en
3peden oienenbe Serrdin bes Ittlima=
tionsgartens beitimmt. Sic preiie be-
tragcn 1000, 800 unb 100 Srancs.
Die slai'iruns :rfolgt nad Der Gem
titn9sfdbi9tfit osr einselneu 8allons.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-04-19

Sent by Floyd Dean, son of E. S. Dean,
of Beanville, Mich, who is now in AL
berta, and has taken up 100 acres there.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-04-19
WAS HE BLUFFING?
The Very Disagreeuble Revelation of
Man Who Was in No
Hurry.

At four o'clock one Friday afternoon not
long ago as Mr.. E was busily engaged at
his desk in down town office man walked
in and inquired for Mr. B, who occupies
a desk at the opposite side of the same of
fce Mr.. Thought he recognized the
man as an unwelcome caller. When asked
if Mr.. B was in, without raising has eyes
from the work before him, Mr.. T. an
swered, No, he is not, whereupon the call
er remarked that as he was not very busy be
thought he would sit down and wait.
At five o'clock he was still waiting.
At $50, still waiting.
A few minutes before six Mr.. T closed
his desk for the day and prepared to go
home. The caller ventured to ask if Mr..
B was likely. to return to his Office again
that day. Mr.. T answered:
mo; he is in Buffalo and will be back
next Tuesday morning"
The caller showed no anger. On the con.
trary he smiled.
Don't apologize" he said; "my business
was not important, and your Office has
proved pleasant lounging place Fact is"
he blandly added, Il suppose I'm coming
down with the smallpox and the doctor
told me l must stay indoors and keep
warm"
And Mr.. t. anxiously wonders wheth-
er he was lying or not.-Cleveland Plain
Dealer
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-04-19
Planting in February.

The Farmer IN the southwest does his pIant-
ing at time when the North is covered with
snow and ice.
If you interested in securing q home In country
where outdoor work is done the around write for
free copy of the handsomely illustrated pamphlets HOMES
IN THE SOUTHWEST. GLIMPsEs and Others They de-
scribe the country along the St. L. SW Ry IN Arkansas
and Texas and will help you find better place to locate
Address f. w. LaBEAUME, G. Il. d II. A,
St. L. SW. Ry., 7OS EQUITABLE Building, St Louis Mo-
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-04-19
HIS OLD YELLOW ALMANAC.

I left the farm when mother died, and
changed my place of dwellin'
To daughter Susie's stylish house, right
in the city street,
And there was them, before came, that
sort of scared me tellin'
How would find the town-folks' ways so
difficult to meet.
They said I'd have no comfort in the
rustlin' fixed-up throng,
And I'd have to wear stiff collars every
weekday right along.
I find take to city ways just like duck
to water.
like the racket and the noise, and never
tire of shows:
And there's no end of comfort in the man
sion of my daughter,
And everything is right at hand, and
money freely flows:
And hired help is all about, just listenin'
for my call,
But I miss the yellow almanac off my
kitchen wall.
The house is full of calendars from attic to
the cellar:
They're painted in all colors, and are
fancy-like to see
But just in this particular I'm not mod
ern feller,
enough for me:
I'm used to it, I've seen it round from boy
hood to old age,
And l rather like the jokin' at the bottom
of each page.
I like the way the IS" stood out to show
the weeks beginnin'
In these new-fangled calendars the days
seemed sort of miXed),
And the man upon the cover, though he
wasn't exactly winnin'
With lungs and liver all exposed, still
showing how we are fixed;
And the letters, credentials that was writ
to Mr.. Aver,
I've often, on a rainy day, found readin'
very fair.
tried to find one recently; there want one
in the city.
They toted out great calendars in every
sort of style;
I looked at 'em in cold disdain, and an
swered 'em in pity:
'Td rather have my almanac than all
that costly pile"
And, though 1 take to city life. I'm lone
some, after all,
For that old yellow almanac upon my
kitchen wall.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox, in the Century.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-04-19
Future Hardships.

Johns dinner was a "howling'' success.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-04-19
JOHNS GOOD IDEA.
He Thought Angel Food Should
Have the Right Kind of
Brand on 1t.

A woman whose husband was physician
for the California state prison recently had
in her kitchen one of the convicts from the
prison, Chinaman, serving a short sem
tence for theft, but whose subsequent good
behavior had made for him many friends
among the government officials. John was
good cook and more than clearly, so the
doctors wife hailed him with delight and
mourned greatly when the days were busy
and John was not allowed beyond the pris-
on walls. John, when in the world, had
heard good deal about the Sunday
school" life of his fellow celestials and
since his confinement had thought much on
the subject.
The doctor was very proud of Johns
cooking and one day invited few friends
in for dinner John was in his element
and prepared an elaborate meal. Among
bhe many delicacies for dessert ordered by
the doctors wife was an angel cake John s
chief culinary success. Great was the con-
sternation and surprise of the hostess and
the amusement of the guests when John
bobbed into the room carrying huge,
snowy, uncut angel cake, bearing across
the top in huge red letters the word "Heav.
en-"
Johns dinner was "howling' success.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-04-19

''What do you think of this wireless teleg.
raphy?"
Il think it's one of the worst things that
ever happened. It's an imposition, that's
what it is. Pretty soon it'll be so that the
man who goes into the woods 10 miles from
the nearest postoffice for the purpose of
getting away from his business may re.
ceive message at any moment calling
him home to attend to something that in
case it had gone wrong in his absence, he
could have blamed somebody else for -
Chicago Evening News.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-04-19

Instead of cultivatng more definite aim
IN lie, the average man wastes his time in
searching for larger and easier target
L. A. w. Bulletin.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-04-19

The greatest trouble in everyone's life is
something he never had.-Atchisca Globe
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-04-19

Moly-"I wonder why those chickens
are called eghorns?" Doly-"Don't you
see the little horns on their ankles" -Gold-
en- DAYS.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-04-19

It's well to begin at the top of the ladder
and go down-in case of fire.-Golden Days.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-04-19

The century plant is case of age before
beauty.-Golden Days.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1899-04-19

1t is always easier to recognize a debtor
than a creditor RAMS Horn.
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1899-07-19

bis pockets. "yon drew two cards.
dldn't youp Well. III have to raise
yen hundred"
"How murh more goe,Yn
Two fifty." said Winter.
Then | raise you Two fny.b
Winter called him. "Wrll.t said the
evil.pyed man, TO tell you Tho ruth, l
started ~ on bluf. but I've made u
straight flush"
How highf" Winter quietly asked.
slow high? King high"
Mines ace high" said Winter, and
NJ spread u royal flush
Then there was roar, and there
would have been fight. but the sharp
ers saw that II would have been usel.s,
not to say disasiernus. Winter ,akrd
In the money, aud at the next stop The
shsrpers got of
Beautiful weather." said Winter,
resuming his seat with us.
"S.y, how In the world did you work
thai ?"
"Oh. It was simple enough o.
course, knew what was coming. You
know ! went to the water cooler. Wei
got deck OF cards from the news
hoy exactly like the deck we were play.
ing with, aud l took nut a royal flush
and slipped IL In my pocket. / merely
Thought he would select spades, mere
guess, you know. and took clubs.
Shortly after | got hack, down came
three aces. opened and he raised. l
raised back. so did he, md then We
drew. He iixed It so that I wUul'
catch my other ace In one card draw
| knew this. so drew one. The best
| could have sized him for In a siraigh,
game would have been four kings In
squirming about fur NV money hid
my fours and got out nv royal. Kerr,
l hear'ynu are doing well IN Chicago
since you quit the road. Yes; beau,i-
full wea her."
The Utah County Democrat. [volume] (Provo City, Utah) 1898-1909, 1899-07-19
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