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The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01
al MINI Are Now.

(which is Mrs. Marmaduke Smiths
youngest daughter"
"That blonde girl in the pink frock.'
How do you know she's the youngest?'
Her mother and sisters all seem to
look up to her"
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

We want an agent in every town to take
subscriptions for Georges Weekly Cor
merly The Road. Liberal terms. Write
for particulars. Inclose &c stamp for
sample copies. Herbert George, Editor.
p. o. Drawer 1924, Denver, Colo.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

"~BpFiggins was pretty mad when his
boss discharged him" "Weli you can
hardly expect 3 man 10 keep cool when
he's drsd."
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01
Sill I'm demand

Martha, there's no use in CROWN
hay any more. The automobiles will
run horses out Of business"
Don't git discouraged, Jonas. SOci-
ETY. folks will have to have their hay
fever jis' tn same"
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

Dick-lsn't Il always good 10 have a
close friend? Jack-Not always. SUP
pose you want a loan for a few days.
DO you think a close friend would be
the a to approach
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

Gertrude, I've brought you home two
bushels Of artificial purple viOlets."
'tTWo bushelsl Have you lost your
mind2
mo; but / heard you say you wished
you had as many on your hat as that
girl next door,
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

"These automobiles will ruin the coun-
try" What do you mean" Where are
we going to get good luck If we can't
nnd an old horseshoe once in awhile p
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01
Hairs Catarrh Cure
Is taken internally. Price, Zoe.

II think my wife will stay at home this
summer How do you know2' "She
doesn't like my taste, and 1 told her I
thought I'd have the house papered all
over If she went away"
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

I'VE never Interfere with George, what
ever he does" why not2" 9TH next
thing he would start cut to do would be
sure to be worse"
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

Were going to have our pantry walls
padded" "Wha for?" 80 the neigh
bors won't hear us when w make ice
cream"
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

Your bowels can be trained as well as your mus
Giles tr your brain. Cascarets Candy Cathartio train
your bowels to do right. All druggists, 10c, 25o, zoe.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01
Faultless starch.

Best and goes farthest, gives stiffness and
elasticity. No sticking, blistering or break
ing. Every grocer sells it, nearly every
body uses it. 10c a package.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

My doctor said / would die, but Piso,s
Cure for Consumption cured me.-Amos
KelnFr, Cherry Valley, ILL.,, Nov. 90, '95.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

What did your peace organization ac-
complish?'
we gave bonds to keep it,
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

"How's your fat?' Zine! When we
moveo in my wife had to lend her piano"
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

HDld you read about thai man who car
ried a lucky penny until II wore a hole
in his pocket through which he lost a
$40 gold pleceY'
NYesi but 81 he hadn't lost Il his wife
would nave spent IL or somebody would
have borrowed It,"
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

For one OF our beautiful aluminium card
cases. with your name engraved, filled
with NthO-prlntcd visiting cards. 1t Fells
Big money for you. Everybody wants
them. Write and secure territory at once.
Hirah q Heller, Denver, Col. u. o. Box ga.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

In WOmsn's Life Are Made Dan-
gerous BY Pelvic Catarrh,

Mrs. Mathilde Richter, D~oniphan,
Neh., says;
Il suffered from catarrh for many
yeara but since I have been taking Po-
rn-na / fool strong and vol. I would
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01
LLILIIII LIILITIILIIIIIILLa

drawing a cord and looslng the Amer
lean flag. whose folds had hidden the
handsome pile, The statue was accept
ed on behalf Of the city by Randolph
Gugenheimer, president Of the council.
In a brief address.
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01
BLAND AS HE WAS.
ONE OF THE PLAiNzsT MEN IN
THE COUNTRY.

Ms Recent Death Caused widespread
sorrow-Plain Everyday Farmer who
Came Near to y Presidential Nominn-
tion,
The San Juan County index. (Aztec, N.M.) 1890-19??, 1899-09-01

Mrs. WinslOW's Soothing Syrup
For children t%eethlng, softens the gums, reduces in.
nammation, allays pain, cures wind collie. Csc a bottle
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
BEETLE-BACK IS NEW.

Smart is only a weak expression Wien
i is used to describe the light wraps
and Jackets to be worn by the fash
ionable woman of early fall These
garments are more masculine than ever
and from the rounded cutaway we have
drifted toward a design that shapes off
so suddenly at the waist line in front
and is so pointed at the back that you
wonder that it is not called the ladies
dress suit jacket" instead of the beetle
back
A great deal of gray is still seen only
in new shades, one of the newest and
prettiest being nickel. Nickel gray is
soft dull color of subdued tones.
specially adapted for wear with plaids
because it harmonizes so we'll with all
coIors.
Although it will be a few weeks yet
before the new fall jacket designs are
worn, many of them are displayed in
the fashionable shops. The beetle back
fits the figure like a glove and has the
seams strapped and stitched in tailor
fashion, in fact, it is tailor-made. The
points reach half the length of the skirt
at the back and are trimmed with small
fancy buttons. Small sleeves are fitted
in these beetle back coats that bell over
the hands in sharp points, front and
back.
The collar is round and the coat is
lined with brilliant satin.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12

DR.. Hackett. one of DR.. REYNOLDS as
sistants, said that gum chewers VINO
overstrained their masticatory muscles
might gain one advantage-they would
be able to whisper in their own ears.
While DR.. Reynolds said this might ne
an advantage. particularly among hiSh
school girls who are fond of whispering
secrets to themselves and each other
the benefit would be more than out
weighed by the cOntortion Of the VS.
age.
Il have known many serious troubles
resulting from the chewing of gum,
said DR. Reynolds. Families have part
ed. beauty has been destroyed and
pocketbooks depleted through the gum
habit ! never heard before of case
of paralysis, but 1 know a man VINO
got broken leg through gum chewing
Some devotee of the stuff left moist
piece of gum on door step which
rolled away from under my friend
foot and he fell down. The fate of
Miss Stutsman ought to be an aWfuI
warning to the high school girls OF
Chicago.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
Latest Jacket Basque.

No outer garment is more satisfac-
tory than the snug jacket basque that
can be worn as an entire waist, or with
a separate vest front. if so preferred
The stylish model given is in the Snost
approved style for early fall, and is
suited alike to the entire suit Of cloth
or cheviot. or the pldin-colOred Jacket
BASQUE may be worn with q skirt OF
check. stripes or plaid. The material
is broadcloth. i'm a warm shade of tan
and the jacket basque forms part Of
a costume made by a leading tailor.
while with it is worn a full vest of
white silk. over which a stock and
iabot of chiffon are worn. Innumerable
equally good combinations can be de
vised from other contrasting materials
The loose fronts are adjusted over
snug Innings. The backs are fitted
with extreme care, and follow the most
correct outlines of the figure. The
small. tight sleeves are up to date, but
not uncomfortable. as are those which
fit too closely. and the rolling collar
and revers, which are self-faced and
stitched, give a final touch of smart
ness.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12

Well, Hinnissy, to get back to Rennes
-whin l left off, tn air was full iv
rumors iv an approachin' massacre. 1t
was still full at daybreak. Exthraor-
diny measures was adopted to. provide
again disturbance. TIL gyard was
doubled an both polismen had all they
cud do to keep tn crowd in ordher. TIL
English an American journalists ap-
peared at tn thrile wrapped up in tn
flags iv their rayspictive countries.
All tn Jews, excipt tn owners iv anti
Jew papers firm Paris, wore heavy
masks an KEEP their hands in their
pockets. At o'clock tn prisdint called
tn audjicence to disordher, an, havin'
disentangled Gin'ral MERCER an for
mer prlsidint iv tn raypublic de-
manded if Moosoo Bertillon was in tn
room.
Here" says that gr-reat JANUS. de-
scindin' firm tn roof iv a parachute.
Ye know Bertillon. Ye don't? "
coorse ye do, Hinnissy. He's tn la-ad
that invinted tn system iv ditictive
wurruk med aisy that they use down
in tn centhraI polls station. ! mind
wanst afther twas inthrojooced tn loot
says to Andy Rohan-he'S a sergeant
now, be hivins-he says, Go out" he
says AN fetch in Mike McGool, tn
safe robber." he says. Here's his de-
scriptlon," he says. 'Eyelashes eight
killomethres long: eyes blue an as
symethrical; jaw bituminous; measure
ment firm abaft tn left ear to base iv
maXillory CLANS, four hectograms: a
r-red scar runnin firm tn noomo gas
thric narve TO tn sicond dorsal vertee-
bree, he says. 'Tis so; l have tn de-
scription at home in TIL cash drawer
Well, Andy come in about O'Clock
that night, lookin' as though he'd been
thryin' to r-run a fut race acrost a pile
iv scrap ir'n, an says he: Loot" he
says, I've got him. he says. Il didn't
take tn measurements, he says. be
he rowled me eighty hectOgrams down
tn sthreet,' he says. But 'tis Mike
McGool," he says. Il don't know amy
thing about his noomo -gaSthric
narves." he says. but 1 reco' 'nized his
face, " .he says. I've r-run him in fifty
times" he says.
Bertillon, besides bein' a professor iv
detectives, is handwritin expert,
which is wan iv TIL principal indus
threes iv Fr-rance at tn pTisint time.
He was accompanied be a throop iv as
sistants carryin a camera. a muto-
scope, magic lanthern, a tib iv dye,
a telescope, a caleeem light, a, sextant.
a compass, a thermometer, a barom-
eter. a thrunkful iv speeches, a dupli-
cate to tn Agyptian Obelisk, an ink
eraser an a rayceipt f'r maxim goold
out iv les>d pipe.
We'll, sir" says Bertillon, what
dye want?'
s'Nawthin." says tn coort Didn't
We ask to be called here?"
NO" says Bertillon. An We didn't
ask me, ayther. 1 come. Ye said JUS
now, why do 1 believe tn Caps guilty?
will show ye. In tn spring iv ninety
five or th' fall iv sixty eight, 1 disray-
mimber which, Gin'raI Merceer''-
"Ye lie" says Ginral MERCER,
coldly.
''-- called on me an says he. |
Bertillon, he says, ye'er fam,ly's been
4 little cracked an thought to ask We
20 identify this letther which I've ius'
had written be a frind iv mine. Major
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
seasonable Breakfast Dish.

An English exchange gives formula
for a breakfast dish that is seasonabIe
at the moment. Choose six tomatoes o1
an equal size, cut off the top (not the
stalk end), and partially remove the
pulp: lard the top with strips Of narrow
bacon to form a wall round each TO-
mato. Drop into every one Il lump OF
spiced butter. then a raw egg. Lid the
top with Il skinned. blan"hed and
stalked mushroom, which has been
dipped into heated butter. Set the to-
matoes side by side in a buttered dish,
between them arrange six kidneys that
have been skinned. blanched and dipped
into heated butter. Season the whole
with pepper and salt. and screen it with
fine bread crumbs. Place plate upon
the top of the dish and set in good
oven. Serve Immediately.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
I SAW FROM THE BEAGF

CMoore.)
I saw from the beach. when the u..-s
was shining.
A barn Ger the waters move gloriousiy
on;
1 came when the sun Ger that beach was
declining,
The bark was still there. but the waters
were gone.
And such is the fate Of our Hfe's early
promise
So passing the spring-tide Of joy we
have known:
Each wave, that we danc'd on at morning
ebbs from us.
And leaves us, at eve, on the bleak shore
alone.
Ne'er tell me of glories. serenely adornfng
The close of our day, the calm eve OF
our night
Give me back. give me back. the wild
freshness os morning,
He clouds and her tears are worth even
ing's best light.
Oh, who would not welcome that mo-
ment s returning,
When passion first work'd a new life
through his frame,
And his soul, like the wood that grows
precious in burning.
Gave out all it's sweets to loves ex-
quiSite flame.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
THE MEETING OF THE WATERS.


(MOOTe.)
There is not in the wide world a valley
so sweet
As that vale i'm whose bosom the bright
waters meet;
Oh! the last rays of feeling and life must
depart.
Ere the bloom of that valley shall fade
from my heart.
Yet it was not that Nature had shed DER
the scene
Her purest of crystal and brightest Of
Twas. not her soft magic of streamIet
or hill
On, mott was something more exquisite
still.
Twas that friends. the belov'd of my
BOSOM were near.
Who made every dear scene of euchaut-
ment more dear,
And who felt how the best charms Of
nature improve,
When we see them reflected from looks
that we love.
Sweet vale of Avoca! how calm could I
rest
In thy bosom Of shade. with the friends I
love best.
Where the storms that we feel in this
cold world should cease
And our hearts. like thy waters, be
mingled in peace.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
THE OCEAN OF THOUGHT.

Nh who can sound the ocean Of thought,
With it's turbulent, flowing tides
Since each ones thought IS only a drop
That into it's bosom gltdes-
And the little thoughts into rtvuletS HOW.
Which speed to the oceans brink.
Through channel that is but the Slldlns
And its currents a drop of ink.
And many a mile they sparkle away
DER a country of spOtless white
And when they combine in the ocean
roar,
They confound the editor quite.
And lust in order to hear himself think,
He must stop his ears, | know,
While he sorts among thoughts that are
grave and gay,
That into his maelstrom flow.
And if your thoughts to the surface rise
not,
Then be not discouraged. ma chere;
They are swinging around in the ocean
of thought
Only wait, they will surely appear.
NJ. RENA BARNARD.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
A SONG.

(Arrah Luen)
All, never more in Ireland
I'll hear the birds sing.
The blaCkbird by the hawthorne hedge
The lark upon the wing.
The thrush from off the holly bush,
Or wall where ivies cling.
But some one else in Ireland
Will hear the birds sing,
In clearer notes than those | heard
The warblers heavenward fling.
For signs rose up to still the thrush 4
And lark upon the wing.
A song Of all the happy days
For Ireland in store
OF quenched fires aIght, aglow
Upon the hearth once more,
OF smiling faces. glad. content,
Beside each cabin door.
OF sunshine on the mountain side
Where erstwhile fell the rain.
OF sheen and CLINT of yellow corn,
Where once lay barren plain,
When ireland from out the Past
Comes forth with Peace again.
So though no more in Ireland
I'll hear the birds sing.
Sure some glad heart will thrill to hear
The woods and hedges ring
With song of joy, because one day
In Ireland it's Spring.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
THE SONG OF THE OLD MOTHER.

CW. B. Yeats in London Academy
rise in the dawn and 1 kueel and blow.
Till the seed of the fire flicker and glow;
And then / must scrub and bake ana
sweep
Till the stars are beginning to blink and
And the young lie long and dream in
their bed
of the matching of ribbon for bosom and
head,
And their day goes over in idleneSS,
While | must work because l am old,
And the seed of the fire gets feeble ana
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
Co Interest Our Lady Friends.


combining the juice with an equal
GDanfitv GT,,ITiit1t- of alcohol Dissolve soap i'm
essence @UaTt,sy add dc the juice. then the oil all
TSoti'' yI9ost dror 81 by drop. shaking occasion
niI,9 MS Ind lastly the benzoin SLOWLY
shake % Well in large bottle for fifteen
minutes. If put together carelessly the
lotion viii not assimildte IlleN and
tbe m freshest. purest ingredients. Look
o,,t for. the cheap imitation oil of sweet
almonds which is often poisonous 10
delicate skins.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
IT'S THE LAST ROSE OF SUMMER
(Moore)

(MooTe.)
'Tis the last rose of summer
Lett blooming alone;
AN her lovely companions
Are faded and gone;
No flower of her kindred.
To reflect back her bushes,
Or give sigh for sigh.
III not leave thee. thou lone oneI
To pine on the stem;
Since the lovely are sleeping,
Go, sleep thou with them.
Thus kindly l scatter
Thy leaves DER the bed.
Where thy mates Of the garden
Lie sCentlesS and dead.
So soon my / follow,
When friendships decay.
And from Loves shining circle
The gems drop away.
When true hearts lie wither'd
And fond ones are flown,
OH men would inhabit
This bleak world alone.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
WANING to Gum Chewers.

DR.. Reynolds, Commissioner of Health
of Chicago, says gum chewers ought to
take warning by the fate of Miss Lettfe
Stutsman, Of Goshen, Ind, the muscles
of whose face are paralyzed from con-
slant mastication of gum. The dispatch
announcing Miss Stutsmans trouble
was read with great interest my many.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
HINTS ON BEAUTY.

Bay rum and alcohol and other vola-
tile lifuds of that class are exceed
ingly drying, and should never be used
ON the skin except when combined with
oils in the proper proportions. Try Gu
cunrber milk. One will be amazed to
see how soft and smooth it will make
the complexion.
For light hair that is thin. oily and
bountifully besprinkled with dandruff,
we suggest a shampoo made by beat
ing up the yolk of an egg to golden
froth, adding one teaspoonful of borax,
three drops of ammonia and cupful
or two of good suds made of pure
hygienic soap. unScented preferred.
Rub all through the hair and scalp and
then rinse with plenty of running
water. the bath spray being the best
means. The druggist who tells you
that it would cost $101to fill a satchet
powder is IAN humorist."
When scars are deep, and the tissues
have been completely destroyed. there
is no way of removing them. Orange
flower skin food will plumpen the
cheeks if applied diligently and correct
ly with round-and-round kneading
movement. Take a dessert spoonful of
olive oil in a little Burgundy before
each meal. 1t VIII nelp make one lat.
o
For the benefit of those who ask the
recipe Of cucumber milk, it is here
given Oil of sweet almonds. two
ounces; fresh cucumberS juice, boiled.
eight ounces; white powdered CASTLE
soap, one-fourth ounce; essence of Gu
cumbers, three ounces; tincture of ben
zoin, from fifteen to twenty drops. Get
the juice by slicing cucumbers-three
large ones will do-and boiling in
very little water. Do not peel. Let
simmer until mushy, then strain
through musline. Get the essence by
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
HOUSEHOLD HINTS

Potato Balls-Season highly one pint
of mashed potatoes with salt. pepper
chapped parsley. butter and a little
milk or cream. Beat one egg; add
little of it to the potato. Then form the
potato into balls Place them on but
tered pan and brush them over with
the remainder of the egg. Put them IN
a hot oven and remove them when a
golden brown, or dip the balls in
beaten egg. then in bread crUmbs; put
them in the frying basket and fry IN
deep fat to a golden brown.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12

Bread Cake-Take a piece of raised
bread dough large enough for one loaf.
Mix into it one tablespoonful of butter,
one cup each of sugar, raisins (stoned)
and currants, one-half teaspoonful each
of ground cinnamon, cloves and all
spice Let it rise, which will take some
time. and bake the same as bread.
Cover with icing favored with vanilla.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12
POETIC SELECTIONS

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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-12

$50 them in preparation for their ordina-
fro4- ton. and it is more than probable I
stateshall have to be their professor. The
stitutchools are prosperous; eighty-six boys
chools. with 1855 scholars; siNty-nine
iirls schools, with 1877 children. and
vo, our twelve orphanages we have Az
,0hans. Here / must again render
oui Image to the zeal and devotion of the
your csters of Providence. Their diSpensar-
the lies have been the means of enabling
exprethem to baptize 1851 pagan infants
ac+y Corea-In spite of party political dis
~, turbances and of occasional risk in con-
sequence the year has been one of
M prosperity and steady progress For
hi tunately in Corea the authorities hand
is a quick and heavy one in the quell-
ing of riots, though, as in China, the
ubiquitous riff-raff are prompt to
seize an occasion to pillage and de-
stroy. There is an increase in the bap-
tism of adults Of 500 over those of 1897
In the Hoang- ratio district Father
Wilhelm baptized 3S1 adults. founded
two residences, built four chapels and
opened ten new stations. Father de
Cendre has rebuilt and considerably en-
larged the residence at Hpyeng-yane
Father Bret has had a difficult and
dangerous time in Hak-kyeng-to sim
ated in the northeast. His attempt to
found station at Hoi-ryeng a town
bordering on Manchuria, was resented
by the natives: but Father Bret si1c
2eeded IN founding his mission only to
see II sacked. and destroyed the mo-
1nent his back was turned The atti
tude Of his neophytes and catechumens
was admirable, and in spite of pettv
persecution and menaces their nl1n1 her
has largely increased
Father Curlier tells very touching
story OF an old lady, one Agatha Tchoi,
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1899-12-08

Iron mills are hot places to work IN
but the men have lots Of fun with all
their hard work." said a retired lroD
man to a Star reporter. "The Othg
day l took a walk through several
mills over in Pennsylvania that am
Interested In. AS was going through
one the superintendent asked me 10
wait and see a little fun. A new man
had come to work that morning and
the men were about to initiate him
into the mysteries of the business. You
know 1t Is so warm that the men strip
their bodies to an undershirt. When
the trip hammers come down they pro-.
duce myriads Of sparks, which the men
try to avoid.
"The newcomer had been told that b
was In danger Of being seriously
burned, and that If he felt spark any
where about him the only sure way Of
helping himself was to jump into 4
big vat of water, which stood few
feet away. Finally one Of the big triE
hammers came down with great force
and as 1t did so one of the men sneaket
up behind the newcomer and drOppet
a small piece Of ice down his back
You never saw such squirming an
agony In your life.
4 L.
Thinking of what had been told hiT
he took a run and jumped headlOn
into the vat Of water. The men gait
cred around him and talked of an an
bulance, but he soon found he was Onl
the victim Of a joke."-WashingtO
Star.