Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1899-09-24

lctsalte,' to hold 4 shord conversation.
ings nit my Oft college chump Chorge
Dewey, vich he has made more famous
ness den any uddcr mans vnt cfer got
his phittyGraph in der NEWSPAPERS, Yet
ChorSc vas SEEDING on der back porch
uf der Olympia ven he saw my llit-b sat
rise ub On tob uf der vet bart uf der
waves yust like q cogglesheil.
Dare is Something's in der ocean," set
Chorgc. calling ould ad der cabdain.
SO dare is, ind a looks like rater,''
set der cabdain.
Der funnyness vot you make nit
your choking id is nod necessary" set
Chorge Dell der lefftenem to tolt der
pilot 20 dell der midshib mide 20 pring
my ohera syp glasses ouid her on der
back porch. l am curiosity to Sc Who
is coming al me in der leetdc boat
Den ven Chorge pud der obera syp
glasses ub by his eye fishes yu.;t stoot
ub in der frond bard Ut der bow uf MY
kit-hoat undo PEELED ou!d across der
roaring und anllry bliousncss IF der
ocean. Welcome home ven You Ged
dare. Chorgc!'
Den | roWcd my lit-boat in TO ,ler
Olympia und walked ub der front Stebs
Chorgc med me at der front door he
fore | could agitation der e!ectricsissity
bell, und id made him dcliShtfulness to
see me.
Il dit nod expectation you to row
ouid so far to need ub nit me-, Din
key" set ChOrge, ''und i'll pleasures me
uninchingly to see you. Come nit me
ouid on der front piazza ware der sun
is nod 50 warm in der heat, und led us
s'bcak nit each udder vile We goaversa
1ion some words together
Den me und Chorge We sad down on
der front piazza uf der Olympia, ind
den tolt him all abouid id.
viii dey be glat to see me ven I
make some arrivals ad home?" set
Chorge.
viii dey." I set, ''undoubtingly dev
| Will. Wy der tigget sbeculators would
die for YOU any day, hut der day afGcr
| tomorrow would be preferatione E:-
eryvun is gedding letty to Welcome YOU,
| und der hedel keebcrs dey are going to
send DER rates UP in a balloon in your
honor Der noise uf cabbage und SAUCE
| llraut und udder vegetables NIT distinc I.
! ton all ofer der Union Sdates. IIfery
| cidy in der country id expectations You
| Will come und took dinner nit ia. l vun-
der Wy id Is dot after q man geds to be
a heroism der boobies always want to
kecb stutting him full Of vickleso"'
| TO me id is a 1nysterIousncss, set
| Chorge.
| We'll id is 4 sdranse qucerness."
set. | can walk arount all day nit my
stumlnick so full uf abbctite dot I can
nod sheak, und no vun Will say. 'Dinkey,
| Will you participation in a sissage sam
vch init me- Und ven YOU walk down
der stlrett der boobies Will lcef DER
| places uf ptzness und run alder You
nit DER arms full mit wienerWurst und
say, 'Chorge please eat leedle nit us:
Der name OF der wiencrwurst ia vas
vunce Rover. bud We Huff you bedder
den We dit our daschund. Blease cat a
lectle nit us!'
/ Dot is der difference Eich makes der
odds bedween you ind me. 'Chorge You
are a herosm und, darefore, eferyvun
| drinks dot he should meet you nit a
chiggen pot-pie in vun liant und a
bunch Of prctZels in der udder. Did
You got many presents since you vip-
ped der Spanish nit vun llant tied be
hind You in front Ut your back,
Chor.e?"
Der number is so great dot I could
nod mention it mitouid saying der fig
ucrS,' set CnOrge "A chentlenlanS in
Safannah, Chorgia. sent me a sp!entit
! mess Of raddle-tail snakes, und moco-
sum snakes and copperplate snakes. l
sent dem to 'Naggynaldo. \ c:.entl :
mans in Hartford, Conneisccpe, sent
me a cooking stole vot vas der fairs
to liant on Plymouth Rock NIT der Pill
krim Fathers. "a chentlemanS in Cum
1)erland, Merrylant. sent me a fire es-
cape so vot I could use id in der nexd
var. a chentlemans in Biffalo sent me
a machineres TO rasden on der gas
! mater und reduction my gas bill abouId
fife tollars efery month. y chentle-
mans in COLUMBUS. Ohio. sent me TWEEN
ty-tife ccnds worth uf sdreet ear tiG-
gets. \. gentlcmans in Chnchjnnatti
| send me a lawn mower to use in der
back yard ut der Olympia, ind der n,l-
| nervousness uf der useful presents I hat
received id it too many to mention al
| der same time"
| Und den Chorge took ne down in der
cellar IF der Olympia. una he showed
me der way to nud ouid der thirst vich
der sadly water gate me.
| Und den | chumped in my leetlc kit
| boat mnd rnwed back Rome, full NIT
proudfulncss because was der fats t
| TO Welcome C'horGc home to der liant he
tufts vile he vas yet in der ocean uf a
foreign country.
| DIE|DRICIH IoINI< EI1SFrEIL4.
| Per George V. Hobart
| CriIORIO(TS