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Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Special Markets for Exxs.

A poultry-keepern near one of our large
cities gets As cents per dozen for his
eggs. He guarantees them to be strict
ly fresh and good, and they are always
as guaranteed. He says there is plenty
of room for others to sell strictly fresh
eggs at good prices to a select trade.
Not many of those who read this could
obtain any such price as this man does,
they are not so located that they could
strike such a market. But many of
them could find a special market for
strictly good fresh eggs if they would
look for it. There are opportunities in
this line in nearly every city and town
in the country. It takes some time and
trouble to find them out; it takes some
skill to furnish the eggs; but it pays.
National Stockman.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
SAFE WATER GATE.
A Self-Adjusting Device Which Saves
Lots of Work and q Heap
of Worry.

The generality of gates along small
streams consist of long pole set in
crotches with gates suspended with
wires or chains or else wires stretched
across the creek, all of which in time of
high water catch full of drift or wash
out entirely and are very troublesome
tokeep in repair so az to turn stock. The
accompanying cut represents the half
of gate which will do away with all OF
this trouble, for it is self -adjusting. In
time of high water it will open up and
let the water and drift all through and
as the creek runs down the gates will
close, being constructed SO that the
brace-rod (A) is seton the opposite side
of the post at B, from which the gate
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
A MODEL HOG-HOUsE.
Plan Of n Structure That Il COnven.
iently Arranged and Reasonably
Easy to Ventilate.

The piggery illustrated herewith is
20 by 80 feet with eight-foot posts and
has one-quarter pitch roof. The four
pens are arranged along the south side
of the building and each pen is pro-
vided with door 21a feet square. In
order to secure maximum amount of
air and sunshine, window three feet
square is placed in each pen, four feet
from the floor. A plank floor extending
the width of the pen and four feet long
should be placed under the trough and
furnish place for feeding. The ground
plan shows the arrangement of pens,
troughs, doors, alley, feed bins, etc.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
DEATH AND SONG.

\ Oh, sing to me OF my beloved dead,
That 4 may meet their lips in phantasy.
VI And clasp their hands, and hear them
speak to me
In sweet, familiar greeting; they have fed
Ger viewless seas and now may press and
tread, NJ 3;as
In spirit form about my path and see
The fashion Of my life, whate'er It be-,
& And kiss me when asleep upon my bed.
Thus let me feel their presence in sweet
song
That shall close-knit me to their golden
spheres,
And make my life more noble, and more
Il strong
70 wrestle with the short or heightened
years 9,S5
That hold me from their bosoms, and pro-
long
NY towering joys and little budding
cares.
Charles Lusted. in Chambers Journal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03

~ou," said Jack, and, stepping boldly
into the narrow passageway Of the old
brick tenement, he listened an instant
and then went in through the half
closed door to the large, bare room at
his right. A man sat alta desk Uttered
with papers, while the young woman,
at this moment more dazSd than fright
ened, stood with her profile toward the
door. Neither had heard Jacks en-
trance, and he dropped quickly into a
chair near the door. The room was
poorly lighted, but he could see that
many of the papers on the desk were
fresh bank checks and also billheads of
many different kinds.
The man took up blank bank check
and held it, with well-inked pen,
toward the young woman.
''The cabman said your father was
hurt, did he? Well, that's mistake.
Write this check to your husbands
name and will let you 60"
"My husbands name," the young
woman repeated; twill that do you any
good? %
Eyes, certainly; be quick about it, too,
as wish to draw it and get out of town
as soon as possible"
But can't write that check. I have
no money"
"Write the order to your husb band; he
has plenty, to be sure-plenty."
''No, he hasn't" she replied, making
a move toward the door. "He hasn't a
dollar"
"You are lying" said the man, rising
from his desk and backing toward the
door to prevent her escape.
''Let her go!" cried Jack, springing
from his chair. You scoundrel, let
her go!'
"Scoundrel!" repeated the man.
Where is my pistol? Where is my re.
volver?"
Jack sprung at him, held him at bay
as easily as he had the claimants jaded
horse, and drew a bottle from his
pocket.
Keep quiet" he cried, cor here is
something that will go off more easily
than pistol or rcvolver!" And he
swung the bottle containing the clear
fluid near the mans head.
Heaven help mel" cried the man,
collapsing into little maudlin heap,
sits nitroglycerin! Help! help!"
Jack grasped the man still more Wig
orously and turned to the young wom-
an. SHOWS your time; run and tell
that light-haired boy, out there to bring
a policeman, please"
The young woman sprung through
the door, there was another scuffle and
tussle with the prisoner and Jack
swung the bottle over his head as if to,
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
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CONVENIENT HOG HOUSE.

At each end of the four-foot alley is an
outside door made in two sections,
three feet wide and 3A feet high. The
upper half may be opened for light
and air, while the lower section serves
every purpose of a door. Two doors,
four by eight feet, and made similar to
the above, are fitted to the opening in
the north side OF the alley, and cooker
or slop barrel is in the space leading to
these doors. Feed bins are at the ends
facing the pens. Doors two feet wide
open out of each pen into the alley and
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Milk and Beef Breeds.

The beef-making tissues are distrib-
uted all over the body. When beef is
making, fat is formed all through and
all over the body, and the food digested
is distributed impartially. On the 9th
er hand, milk-making tissues are con-
centrated and confined to the man.
mary gland, or udder, and the work
ing material of the food digested is all
directed to this gland, where it is made
into milk. Therefore the more thor
ough the milk-making function, the
less the beef-making power, and vice
versa--Jersey Bulletin.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03

Parent-Of course, as my daughter
Is of age she can suit herself as to mar
rying you, but the day she does, I will
cut her off without penny.
Suitor latter pause)-Well, under
those circumstances, sir, we will break
our engagement. I could not think of
depriving young lady Of her inner
itance.-Harlem Life. ~
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
On the verge of succes..

There's many a day of trouble and doubt
For the man who is trying to rise;
There's many a baleful wind blows out
OF the clouds that obscure the skies.
And many heartache, many tear
He forces aside with laugh
Until finally people begin to appear
With requests for his autograph.
Cleveland Leader.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Rough ON the Doctor.

Mrs. Bright-Johnny, did the doctor
come while was out?
Johnny (suspending his play)-Ycs,
ma. He felt my pulse, looked at my
tongue and shook his head, and said it
was serious case, and he left pre-
scription and said he'd call again in
the evening.
Mrs. Bright Gracious me! Itwasn't
you sent him to see; il was the baby.
Ally Sloper.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Iz3l{tz5E5S \
1,ne, ON . F,r.,.Clo.. Hotel.

A Caribou man lately wandered Tito
. remote hotel that doesn't keep die
tionary, and on coming down in the
morning was asked by the landlord how
he rested. 20" replied the gentleman,
II suffered nearly all night from in
somnia." The landlord was mad in 6!
minute and reared: "Ill bet you two
dollars there amt one in my house" =
kennebec Journal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Pat,a Idea.

Sea Captain-Now, Pat, what would
you do if you were left on barren rock
in the middle of the ocean?
Paid pull out me teeth, an live
on their roots.-Harlem Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
A DiDlOmatist,

II say, Jimmie, dyer ma beat yer
when yer got in last night?"
"No; you bet she didn't"
"My, you got off easy"
"Yes; you see, she was 'fraid I'd yell
so loud I'd wake the baby."-Illustrated
mn rinan
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
The Chief Hero,

Little Edgar-Papa, who was the
greatest hero of the war?
Papa-Capt. Bibbleson, guess. His
magazine story is three pages longer
than any Of the rest of them has writ
ten.-Chicago Daily News.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Outside the risk.

Life is not all merry skate
Don't be a reckless crank:
Where ice is thin, and crowds are great
Just stay right on the bank.
Detroit Free Press
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03

They say she was embodied grace
AS on the chair she sat;
But II failed to see it; she
Was sitting on my hat.
N. Y. World.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Half Raked.

Mere wealth won't make man. all! no
AS we so oft have said,
Some chaps who have a lot Of dough"
Might be much better bred.
L. A. w. Bulletin.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
A Way Widows Have.

II always look out for number one
said the selfish man; don't your"
"Well, hardly" said the person ad.
dressed, who happened to be widow;
II am looking out for number two."-
Tit-Bits. r.,
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
They're Living i'm Town Now.

They're Living In Town Now.
When you and were young. lass.
I roamed the fields with you:
In rustic swings we swung. lass.
And the sky above was blue:
But years have filtered by, lass,
Since you and roamed there
Now we seldom see the sky, lass,
Through the smoke that fills the air.
Chicago Record.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
An Even Game.

Its all foolishness to talk about any.
one getting the worst of it in the matri.
monial game" declared the big man
with silk hat and a loud suit OF
clothes.
slows that?'
Marriage is always tie."-Detroit
Free Press.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03

The Pen and the Sword.
The pen Is mightier than the sword.
And longer fingers on the scene:
For when the sword has finished up
The pen takes to the magazine.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
She Said Nh,

Flemming-What frustrated the
elaborate plans that Miner had made
for his marriage?
Lenox-The answer to his proposal.
IN, Y, World.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03

Kitty-O, pa! how much beer would
it take to dye all my dollies' frocks red !?
Pa-Beer? Why, you can't dye things
with beer. child!
Kitty-O. but I'm sure I heard ma
say it was beer that made your nose so
red, pa!-Fun.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
4 Difference.

Dauber-I confess that I have no ul.
terror interests-I live for my art.
Friend-You'd find it much less
agreeable to live by it.-Town Topics
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03

dash it on the floor beneath him. There
was silence broken by the tread of
! heavy feet coming along the passage.
way.
"The policeman is remarkably
prompt" thought Jack, not being able
in his position of holding down his man
to see who had entered the room.
"We're obliged to you, sir" said one
man at his elbow, while another slipped
pair of handouts over the prisoners
hands. "This has been very annoy
ing case; an escaped lunatic, you know,
stark mad on the subject of raising
money on checks obtained on false pre-
lenses. We have been trying to capture
him for the last three weeks, but he
mas kept us on the wrong scent till this
morning, when cabman-'
II would like to see that cabman,"
said Jack, indignantly, releasing the
now handcuffed man and rising to his
feet, "a man that"
"My father will deal with him." said
bright young voice back of him, "and
he will also try to thank you for saving
my life with only bottle of-of-"
,"Rosewater," laughed Jack. ~ car
ried it with me sometimes for my eyes.
| I should have been better armed if l
had known"
'That it was the wealthy and beauti-
full Mrs. Blount you were protecting!"
cried the handcuffed prisoner, whom
for the moment everyone had forgot
| ten.
"Mrs. Blount," repeated the young
woman, with an irresistible laugh, in
the midst of her nervousness and reac.
ton; do you mean. the Mrs. Blount
who gave Tabatha the new public IL
brary? No! No! I am not that Mrs.
Blount nor anyone!"
"Allow me to see you safely home"
said Jack, hiding an odd look in his eyes
under the severest dignity.
IF you will, please" she answered,
simply. Il won't feel safe till, I'm out
Of this dreadful part Of the city,
| So it came about that Jack never
mentioned his comp!aintagainst the ir-
responsible money-seeker, and that his
next letter to his father was this:
Dear Old Pater: Have found the en-
envy He was an escaped lunatic, and
now safely reasylumed can do no more
farther harm. Quite accidentally, I
have met Miss Julienne, the pretty
daughter of your old friend, Gen. Juli-
enne. He has lately retired from &C.
tive service and will, at my earnest sug-
gestion, spend the winter in our city.
! l shall stay over a few days longer as
witness to charges against cabby.
Very simple affair, nothing disagree
able, so can spend my time with
| Juliennes. There is also tow-haired
boy want to do something for. You
will find the daughter very attractive.
Jack"
"Ha! The daughter. is it?' COM
| mented Jacks father, well-pleased.-
Chicago Daily News.
Due to European Immi grafton.
The acreage of cultivated land in Ar
gentine has doubled in IL years, and
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Sumcfent,

The Sweet Young Thing-But why
should not women enter politics?
The Savage Bachelor-Too many
bosses there now.-Indianapolis Jour
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Her Question.

1 told her she would take the cake,
My bashful shyness shedding;
And then she archly looked at me,
What kind" she Queried. wedding
Brooklyn Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Very Much Hcated.

The Circassian-What's the matter
with the two Fire Eaters?
The Wild Man-Oh, some hot words
passed between them.-N. Y. Journal
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Indifference,

JOSH never could see that them as
tronomers were much use anyway.
Hiram-Why not?
Josh-Well. here they're telling 10
there's comet comm flynn towards
the earth. and not one of them is DOM
anything to prevent it.-Illustrated
American.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
How He Proposed

do you believe in expansion, Mr..
Noodle?"
Noodle-No; quite the contrary. l
believe in making two one.-Brooklyn
Life
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
No Resemblance

Creston-Barnes doesn't look like an
actor, does he?
Clarke-No, doesn't act like one.
eithev.-Iown Topics
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
More to the Purpose.

"Have you no fears for the future?"
"None," answered the new theatrical
star, her eyes flaming. II have past!"
And it was ever present with her
Chicago Tribune.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Ardup.

''Along the cool, sequestered vale Of life
He keeps the noiseless tenor Of his way
He also keeps, afar from worldly strife,
The tenner that / lent him t'other day.
Chicago Tribune.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03

The Untut0red Savage.
Moneys the root Of all evil,
AS the civilized person agrees;
It is only the savage who thinks he
May find the stun growing on trees.
Chicago Daily News
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
More for Her Money,

more ZOE hef money.
IT hear that your daughter has broken
off her engagement with the count. Is it
true?"
eyes; she ran across chance to get
duke at the same figure" CHICAGO Journal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Buys Electrical Supplies.

The Argentine Republic purchased
over ST 100000 worth of electrical sup.
plies in the United, States in the first six
months of 1898.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Not Saying Much for Her.

Blabmore- Admitting that Boobley
is henpecked, I'm surprised that his
wife boasts of it.
Babway-Does she, indeed?
Blabmore- IS been frequent
ly heard to say that she's made him
what he is to-day.-Roxbury Gazette.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Wise Lad.

"What will happen to you if you are
good. little boy?" asked the kindly old
lady.
"I'll get stick of candy for being
good"
"And what will happen to you if you
are bad?"
"I'll get two sticks Of candy for prom
Using to try to be good. Chicago Post.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
An Honest Admission.

: $50 you want to marry my daughter,
young man? What are your pros
pects?"
pretty poor, unless you give your
Topics.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
A CRUCIAL TEST.

Talk about spunk, fellers! I've been
kicking little Tommy fer de last ten
minutes, and he amt cried yetl''-N.
Y. Journal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03

Old Party-What's the matter, little
boy?
Little Boy-G'wan, wot yo' know
bout bein' in love?-N. Y. Evening
Journal.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03

There's policeman out there, and
I am afraid he'll have me up for polyg-
amy seem to have married you and
your mother and all the rest, of your
amily."-Harlem Life.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03

He-I suppose you were not doing a
thing in church this morning but studying
-"'Well, you were studying the minister's
style, were you not?"-Yonkers States
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
A Fearful Exampl,

prof. Suffer always discourses or
the evils of gluttony before dinner"
"Whv2"
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
PPe1u diced.

Because after dinner he is not able
to discourse. Chicago Record.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
The Worm Turn 8 !.

"Jove," cried Henpeck, "let me hide.
whats the matter now?" asked
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03

"She's pretty enough to bite" eyes, but
there's lead poisoning in all those face prep
arations."- Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Due to European mmi Eration.

The acreage of cultivated land in Ar
gentine has doubled in IL years, and
the population, owing to European inn
migration, has increased over "a per
cent. in the same period.
Williston graphic. (Williston, Williams County, N.D.) 1895-1919, 1899-03-03
Nothing Escapes Her.

She's such desperate little fiirt
That believe she'd try
To get up Irritation with
A rain-beau in the sky.
Judge
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-05-13

the best spring remedy a hard working person can
take. -
Mrs. Osborn has always been distinguished In
society for the beauty of her costumes No enc
knows the opinions and habits Of women Of ample
means and opportunities better than she She SAYS
that her friends who always insist on having the
best will have nothing To do with any remedy but
Palne celery compound. And this is not surpris-
Ing when one stops 10 consider the thousands of
letters that are constantly being received by the
propret"rs OF this great remedy. and by news
papers and medical journals. as well as from men
and women in every walk of life, all telling one
experience: the immediate relief and perfect cure
effected by it.
The best physicians openly inGorse and recon-
memo Paine's celery compound. authorizing the
public use Of their statements that Paine's celery
compound In case after case, cures rheuma ism
ana kindred diseases, purifes the blood regulates
the stomach. liver. bowels and kidneys and re-
1uyenates the fagged-out or diseased nervous sys-
TEN when everything else fails.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-05-13
ARMY ORDERS.
Various Changes Announced by the
War Department..

War Department..
Capt. William e. Horton, assistant quar-.
termaster, L. S. v, now In this city, has
been assigned to duty as quartermaster and
acting commissary of subsistence on the
transport Crook, relieving Capt. Charles E
Tayman, assistant quartermaster L S. v
The orders for the discharge of the fol-
lowing named officers have been amended
so as TO take effect June 49, Capt c. X
Mower, commissary of subsistence; Capt
II. f. Mitchell, assistant quartermaster
and Majors Ralph Hartzell w. c. Weiss,
Henry J. May, Philip Dallam, Charles d.
Marsh and r. B. Huston, additional pay
masters, L. S. Y.
The order for the discharge of Maj Will
liam b. Dwight. additional paymaster, U.
S. v. has been amended to take effect
May ~.
Acting Assistant Surgeon John A Metz
ger has been relieved from duty at Fort
Monroe and ordered to duty at Pittsburg.
Lieut.. Andre w. Brewster, 9th Infantry
has been assigned to duty on the transport
Burnside
Capt. G. H. Cameron, 18th Cavalry, and
Lieut.. II. S. Hawkins, 4th Cavalry have
been relieved from duty at the Military
Academy at their own request and or
dered to join their regiment.
Lieut.. J. E. Brady, 10th Infantry, now
at Columbus Ohio, has been ordered to
join his regiment at Camp Meade, Middle
town. Pa.
Lieut.. ]. E Hughes 10th Cavalry, at
Augusta Ga. has been ordered to join his
regiment at Galveston.
Acting Assistant Surgeon S. M Stuart
now at Augusta, Ca, has been ordered 10
this city.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-05-13

VIII be held Monday night at the Hote
Fredonia
De Witt c. Sprague has been added as
member TO the civic parade committee.
Local florists are receiving orders for the
decoration of many private eduipages
"hlch the owners will drive in the flora
parade. "
Additional information of the organiza-
tion of excursions for the jubilee celebra-
ton was received at Headquarters TODAY
AT meeting of the executive committed
OF historic pageant committee last night
the selection of the ladies taking charac-
tiers on the floats of the historic parade was
left in the hands of the lady members of the
executive committee. Mrs. Mary S Lock
WOOD and Mrs. Ellen S. Cromwell, with
power to select their own committee from
the lady members OF, the historic committee
This was done through a motion offered by
Mr. Conrad Syme. This committee will act
in concert with Mrs Akers