The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-01-11
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N"tilng >ncc.ri> Ike the -uc
rv>- Of ,"iir poplc's failures.
y small rent ia a reputation
>""n f"c"rnc> large hole
W iirn some men make mistakes
my repeat I'm by way of ainlogy
IniI-h on man coat Cnc>n
~ him 10 g"t into >"ciriy.
'r"plr whn nrv.r get down 10
bn>i""-> >"ld"n gel up IN rhr world
Pr"babl> Niagara iAtI- hc,ns..
the t'i Of the river cant h.ld II nl
THIS i he al >ra-",i at the
year when the plumber gets >u.Iart
with the lee man
It, p''y w"in.n can [ strike
"nt from the >h"nIicr with h,r Ii-t i
~rIl a> with her tumeuc
|" dr muci, r.""i aud make. bnt
litiIr nni>c j. a singular ding Some
-a> nnrh but d" nnilin9 hnt Christ
iAn- >h"nl1 do much AID say nn,hi,g
I'rickly Ash I'tt.r- cur.> the Kid
"!-. r"e,at-- The liver aud pur lis
'il'- h'"'l- y vaIu,i,Ic system tonic
Sid b, Ev,n- I'na,in,ry
The la'- senator Hric.. of O.,in.
carried S.i)n lGIO worth nf insurance n,,
hl- life at the time "f hi- death, on all
al "lich he had paid but one rrr
mum.
The attempt 20 serve Gnl with
out lave j, like rowing against The
tide. Love make, duty sweet. The
anrcl~ are swift winged in God : ser
vice because they love iIIm.
AN orator said To his amdicnc.
II am speaking for the bncft Of pos
trrlt!, when someone shouted, Yes
aud if you dun get done soon they Ii
be here
-"i"u had better ask for manner,
than m"nry, said finely dressed
gentleman tn IA bcggar who asked fnl
amI. Il asked for what thought
yun had the most Of, was the cutting
reply
= The Rev. DR. Hall said ever,
blade "f -ra>s was il sermon Th,
'x' day he was amusing himself by
clipping his lawn, when pari~hioncr
said That's right, doctor, cut you,
sermons shn,t
I'm iri>l.uan going to the post
office inquired If there were any let
tcr> iur hun Your name, sir, sal,
the clerk. There is ii good one now.
said the lllbrruian. "why don yul
see it on the back of the letter?
- Kind Father My dear, if yo,
want g"nd husband, marry Mr. Good
heart. He really and truly loves you
Daughter you sure Of that, p.
Kind Father-Yes, Indeed. I've beer
borrowing money of him for six month";
and ne still keeps coming.
- 1t has been calculated by Gen
ocse journal tiat the discovery O
America cost about $500. Columbu
had salary Of 1898 the captains O
the Nina and Pinta got $3.50 each; tn
sailors received 50 SO each per month
The outfit of the expedition amounte,
to $500.
A system regulator is a medicin
that strengthens and stimulates tn
liver, kidneys. stomach and bnwel~
Hrickiy Ash i'ittcrs Is Ii superior sy )
TEN rrgulatnr 1t drives out all un
healthy conditions, promotes activit
ut bndy ano brain, restores good appr
ti,e. sound sleep and cheerful sr: its
Sold by Evans Pharmacy.
- 1t was the beautiful expression
of a Christian who had been rich
when he was asked how he could bea
his reduced state so happily "Whe
| was rich, l had God in everything
and now that am poor, l have every
thing in God"
= Coleridge was acknowledged t
be bad rider. One day, riding dow
ii street, lie Was accostod by 4 would
be wit: II say, do you know whu
happened to Balaam p Game til
answer sharp and quick CITE sam
has happened to me. An ass spok
to him
~ \ minister, who had been accus
ed Of preaching sermon that was nc
his own, went to parishoner who ha
made the charge, and asked him t
retract it. WELL" said the parish
ioncr, II thought, when l heard thu
sermon, that 1t was taken from boo
| had ut home; but when | went HON
and looked into the book-I found
was all there"