The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-07-20
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psps 10 qssies is Bts3ssfetik
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ca 10 isf bsing CID nsi3s Blsn,
thsh.i ssii Che crs#iy bachelor d
coarse soL II ssui their issA.
Hibbs--sss issi sifiilng looking air
ihefsf sts 9ufis5 millioEs Hobbs -
wtot The ltsisninesEi looiins isilov
via hsff Hibbs-ob, he's the nsa Oh,
nsrried.
--Grssi srstesl IL that one Of them
salo -ssionobilssf Yea Well. ~. got
10 hsss . Shorter n,Es. The ihiss ..
out Of sish. before Jon esn pronouses IT,
-foorieion ia inpfovIrs bis solt play.
y~ liz La probably begun taking bis
csddle's s5,ieo.
-hhs-I doa'l zee bow yo1 men Gao
SET oui every night. He oh. thsls
essy Ba, III admit II prExles me some
times hos ! am tots 70 GET In.
Mira cnnsonbssk --whs. do you sup
poss will become Of oar boy IL be persists
In vsltiss 90 tie rail- road irsckf Mr..
Crimsonbesk Maybe he'ii become ~
sotor.
II don't value success In life a. highly
~ ] used 10. Why noif After people
hare VOC fame they have nothing to look
forward to.
do you msks special terms TO bridal
psrtie.f asked the innocent looking
bridegroom. Yes. replied the honest
hotel clerk: We slwsys charge ZEN double
rates.
MIR. Bacon Il want 10 speak 10 you
sbout your little boy. He stuck bis
tongue out ., me, the other day, on the
street Mt. Esbert Perhaps be took
you for doctor.
Mrs skim-Do your borders pay
promptly Mrs, Syre- They did st first
Am Skim Why don't they nowi Mrs.
byre-They'ye got so fat they can't get
their hsnds 10 their pockets.
II hear that DR.. Squigbnm Ia going
abroad for three months. Yes. He |
starts neti week, Whist will your vile
do while he is swsyf Get we'll. hope |
Eleanor, when we are married, will
you love me we'll enough 10 cook for me2
Yes. dear Henry; but you will have TO
hire somebody else to do my cooking.
-Yss, grandms. when | graduate. l |
intend ioIlowiDgs literary career write
for money, you know. Why. Willie, my
dear. you haven't done abyihins else since
you've been at college.
Mrs. Gsbbleton You wouldn't think
there Was difference OF twenty years be
tween Mrs. Pancake and her husband.
would youf Mrs, Witherby No; which
IL the older,
-Fin. Explorer Great Scott, man
vhsls that strapped on that last sledgei
Second Explorer -Dod's limburger cheese.
We drob OF pound each mile. Nov We
can't &c, iooshed. ain'd IN
Have you nothing you can turn your
hand TO asked the man. Not just st
PRESENT. replied the tramp. Yon see, l
an one o. them bloated capitalists temper
srily out Of capital.
Teacher (clsss IN history Nov,
Patrick Henry Butts, what happened on
the Fourth Of July' Master Butts Zen
Enthusiastically Me little brudder got his
eye blowed GU. and pop sinsed of oil bis
whiskers.
Tramp Say, boss. won't you help
poor feller5 Dude-The old story, I sup
pose sick wife and two starving children
Tsmp-No, boss, new story sick child
aud two starving wives.
How did those two delightful Young
people happen 10 drift spsr,f He was si
ter heart and she after bank account.
Time developed the fact that neither Of
them bad what the other wanted.
Policeman don't see how . little
woman like you succeeded in capturing
and holding big burglar like that Lit
lie woman weakly 1T vas dark. snd l.
i thought II was my husband trying to-
10 elope With the servant girl.
some philosopher says; The content
Cd man 10 never poor; the disseminated
never rich" That may DO oil right ss
far ~ the man himself 10 concerned, but
ne discourssins TO be member Of con
tented poor mans family.
Il want 10 get mp popular demon
stfation said the Paris ssitaior. When
does monsieur desire III Tomorrow. I'm I
very sorry, but morsieurs rival hss en- '
gssed the mob Tor tomorrow. But day
after tomorrow II will be diseuesged. q
Papa. know whs. makes people o
laugh 10 their sleeves. said little Harry. Ii,
Well. my con, What makes ihemf asked
lhe fsshsr. Cause that's where their fnn
ny booze lie. sn the reply.
Whist makes you stand still and let
that man talk sbou. horses, to you by the |
houri You sren' interested 10 racing.
No answered the amisble citizen. Bot II .
post him hundreds OF dollars 10 learn oil /
bat horse talk. lie onshi 10 have some
I'm Tor his money. l
Are you working for sslaiyl OF com 4
mission 10 yoar present place OF employ
nsn,i Salary. Are you obliged TO DO y
oyerSorki Yes All We time. You zee, n
work regular hon,s IA, Aha ..i.yv .ra