The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-29
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breezes and hangs it in front of his house
and place Of business on the day appoint
ed by the flag trust-through the presi-
dent of these United States-for a patri-
otto display of bunting. But when a man
from other chimes does not make money
| he is apt to become a socialist. and
] throw stones at the flag and say horrid
| things about trusts, including the patri-
! otto flag trust. Some wise man once said
! that a great display Of patriotism is the
| last resort Of scoundrels. Pa tTiotism is
| taught In st. Paul by two editors who
were born In other lands.
| A correspondent of a New York paper
asks plaintiVely, "Do nice girls kiss men?'
What is the matter with New York?
1t Is very evident that the early education
Of the writer of that letter was sadly
neglected. We don't know how 1t is in
New York, but in the West nice girls
Don't have to kiss men. Women have
trouble, but not of that kind.
This is English as Prof. Andrews, Of
Chicago, would have her written:
THE yot race haz bin deferd agen on
akount NV lax Nv wind, oltho thare
woz a fare prospekt NV a breez hwen
the yots started. Sir Tommus Upton is
sed tn be thoroly disguised with With J.. the ne
sale for home as kwik az the race IL
over. 1t il pritty ruff on Sir Tommus.
He IL a welthy man, but he haz run thru
a pile Nv mummy trying tn kapchure the
Amerikas kup and nobody kan blame
him If he xix"
Chicago Is the home of O. new crusade
by women against the peace of mind of
the helpless sex. A Mrs. Stearns Fits
whose name was evidently planned by
providence to suit her business-is max
ing an awful row because men sit in cars
while women stand All the men are
being given Fits the subject. Mrs.
Fits says that if men will not give them
equal suffrage and allow them to vote
then they must treat them as the pro-
tected class they claim women are. Ev-
cry manly man will feel his heart thunQ
with sympathy for the tired and wretch
ed men who are being dragged out of
their seats in cars by Mrs. Fits and the
Fittsites If women want to be like men
and do like men they ought to know that
hanging on a car strap is one Of the high
ly priced privileges. 1t is said that Mrs.
Fits has a sister who occupies the FIT
ting position of mayor OF "a town In
Oregon This rise of her sister probably
inspired Mrs Fits, and she said to her
self, What is the matter with me?' We
wonder if there is a Mr.. Fits, and If not,
why not?
Korea is retrograding. Time was when
women were not allowed to walk In the
streets. but civilization in the shape or
street car syndicate has been intro
| duced into Seoul and the whole place mas
cone to the demnition bow-wows Wom-
en- now are permitted to ride in the cars
and sit at table with men. It's getting so
that Turkey is the only country Where
a man can live comfortably. Ihngs are
getting pretty badly everywhere so pau
that in Washington the Reaction mas De
| gun. and "man's rights movement
Is being agitated. Judge cox IS the ins.i-
| gator of this effort for freedom. AL ne
ec1rs is that men be given as many rights
in the District of Columbia as women
which they are not at present. Judge
cox has drawn-a law which the strong
minded females of the home OF the great
and only Mckinley are making ho"l
about for il makes the husband the SUI
perIor of his wife in the eyes OF the la"
This would not have been necessary III
the good old days. Even collese Pioi
ecrs are beginning to take alarm at the
1900 suI cbments of women upon honored
;nstitutions for masculine education
prof Wendell who is doing a great worn
In the cause of freedom for MS Iello"
men. recently said: Shall we 90 out
hest to preserve one spot "here No.
If they choose, may be educated ny 'nT
selves. Just as women may De a' 80
car smith or Wellesley? Yes, we Snail
professor, and here's 10 you ioi
have and noble words.
good man was once leading ms httlo
Nv I'M the street A bicycle person WdS
N front of than rs that II tie gi'i,
IA p" asked tie boy. I do not hHo"'
REPLIED the good man. once iois U.s.
This world you could tell the sea- "a'
color. temperament and moral colui' L.4
90 female person by her makeup n.y.
- 1oT1 a-sst This may be To tie CousA-
d,ors going TO rehearsal at late hour'
~, II NAV be a female physician gins -
commit IaparotOmy upon NefHlilOt'
snnerdix; it may be sixteen or 1t H.
siYtv. it may be Nine. Pres-oeht VI 'AiS
Daup.hters with Continental Jams VI
II NAV merely be a golf dude WIN hV
roqs on going 10 play glorihSd shinhE' l.
,sae,, ba q female manicure going to pare
down the front paws OF a retlieu it.i'
road president; or it may be Mrs SKIN
ner going to lead in prayer at the meet
iro Of tho Society for Providing lnIah-
Hsathen With a Full Leather and Coul-
onsly Annotated oxford EGiton OF l1oIS
Writ In short, Willie, your pa "o's NO
what it is" Here the Sood man "~s .
overcome by the deceit OF lhe S'rUIi5
soy that he led little Willie into a cheh-
Colored bottles while the chemist tooK
rama behind the prescription case anu
showed him a new graduating glass.
Moral: Never guess at the aSe OF d
female citizen by the length OF her s"dItS
if she is walking in front OF you. Ii may
be your wife.
A Winona young man called doctor 70
coo bis nother-in-Iaw, who was very Ill.
When the doctor emerged from the sick
room the man asked him what shoud De
done. You'll have to send the CID I2uy
to a warmer climate and do II QUICK
was the response. The young man loCheu
astonshed and left the room. tie re urn
ed presently with the family hatchet az"
handed 1t to the medicine man, saying:
Here, Doc, you Kill her really haVe"
the heart TO do it."
Poor Cornelius Vanderbilt! He only got
one million five hundred thousand dollars
in his fathers will, and his brother felt
so sorry for his poverty stricken condi-
ton that he is going to give him SIX MIL
lions more. 1t is now supposed that Cor
nelius can get a good winter overcoat.
A minister in New York preached ser
mon the other day in which he told MS
hearers by all means to marry. ana ne
insinuated that matrimony was good
way to save souls. This minister IS tax
ing a terrible responsible ity. 1t is thought
that he is controlled by a syndicate OF
divorce lawyers. He cited Adam and Eve
as a pattern of domesticity. If We re-
member the facts. Eve had rather
cinch. She was made to order for him
and he could not get away. He was the
only man about. But when the minister
talks about Adams as pattern house
hold he forgets that there was a good
ci1ad row In that family ah6ut an annie,