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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
Do Your Feet Ache and Burn

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight and New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions, Swollen. Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, Csc. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, n. Y.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week to
II. Northwestern Inventors.

r. Northwestern Inventors.
Walter G. Cunningham, st. Pau,
Mimi, tobacco pipe; Edward Grover,
Bagley, MIMI, straw stacker; Robert
Hearns, st. Paul, Mimi, detachable
car fender; Peter o. Lutnes, Wahpe-
ton, N. D., windmill; Oscar 3. New
quist, Carlton, Mimi, fence post; Adj
am Refs, Georgetown, Mimi, weed
seed destroyer; August Schuch, Hec-
tor, Mimi, vehicle wheel; Eugene
Slough, Sioux Falls, s. D., mold for
composition rollers; Warren S. Wilde,
Scoyille, N. D., body for buggies or
carriages
Merwin, Lothrop & Johnson Patent At.
tOrneys, 91O Pioneer Press Bldg, St. Paul
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
Read the Advertisements.

You will enjoy this publication much
better if you will get into the habit OF
reading the advertisements; they will
afford a most amusing study, and
will put you in the way Of getting some
excellent bargains. Our advertisers
are reliable; they send what they ad-
v.rtiSe.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

Mrs. Whee!er-I've been visiting the
poor. never believed there could be
such restitution in this rich city. d:
Mrs. Walker-Indeed?
Mrs. Wheeler-Why, I found one
family of ten that had only one bicy-
Gle, and that was a '96 model.-New
York Journal.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

The time when a woman needs a
mans help most is generally when it is
utterly impossible for her to have IL.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
RELIEF at Last.

a54 Sea Captain There is no hopel Ths
ship is doomed. In an hour we will
all be dead. @ Sz4 . " .
@ Seasick Passenger Thank Heavenl
New York Weekly, t$S ss
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

An old bachelor says there is but one
thing sweeter than loves young dream,
and that is to wake up and find your
self still single.-Chicago News. =, =:
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
Aquatics in Vogue.

eve lsed to think men had to climb
to fame" 4. ~ d"
, 'DQn't they?"'- $3.50
''No., Hobson Owed" =.
That's so.'
'And Funston swam."-Cleveland
Leader.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
Diplomacy In the Home.

Jepson-How did your wife fancy
your new suit?
Harveys-She disliked it so much
that had to tell her got it at a bar
gain sale.-Brooklyn Life. %
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

4. Two bottles Of Piso's Cure for Consump-
ton cured me of a bad lung troubie.-Mrs.
J. Nichols, Princeton, Ind, Mar. IS, 1895.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
Arc Yoa Using Aliens Foot-Eas

1t is the only cure for Swollen,
Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet,
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot-Ease, a powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

How easy it is for some people to
make lot Of money, and how hard for
others to make a little.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
Beautiful Women

Should have beauty and yigor OF
health. A strong stomach is the first
essential to beauty ne-tenths Of the
sickness comes from weak digestion.
Thousands Of people have tried Eos.
letters Stomach Bitters and regained
their health. There is nothing like 1T,
See that private Revenue Stamp Cow
ers the neck Of the bottle. y. - ~>E
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
what Does He Ever ID

What Does He Ever Do:
Fuddy-You speak about Twigger's
friends Why, he hasn't friend in the
world
Duddy-My! but isn't that awful?
Whom does he get to borrow money
from him ?-Boston Transcript
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

FITS Permanently Cured. No fits nervousness after
first days of DR.. Klines Great Nerve Resto1er.
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
DE-. r. H. KLINE, Ltd s3l Arch St.. Philadelphia Pa.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

Is there a more absolutely helpless
feeling than to be without timepiece
of any sort?
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

Some men evidently think that ''calze
walk steps, are the correct thing on
Chestnut street.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

Mrs. wlns1ow's soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums reduces in.
damation allays pain. wind collie. 25c bottle.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

A man ought not to take his watch
out anywhere until he is sure it's face
and hands are clean.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

The bunco man may not be able to-
handle the rudder, but he's an expert
at working the tiller-of the soil.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

All men are born ignorant and lots
of them never succeed in outgrowing
it.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

After whole day down town. it's no
wonder it a woman lCozs somewhat
shopworn. n
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

In order to mount the ladder of
fame an orator must win round after
round Of applause.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
An Excellent Combination.

The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the well known remedy,
SYRUP OF FIes, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP Co., illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles Of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. It
is the one perfect strengthening laxa-
tive, cleansing the system effectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per-
manently. It's perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and sub
stance. and it's acting on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
laxative. # 81 s IA .s..st e..
In the process Of manuf1 eturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to the
taste, but the med icinal qualities of the
remedy are obtained from SIENNA and
other aromatic plants, by method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIe SYRUP
GO. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and to avoid limitations, please
remember the full name Of the Company
printed on the front Of every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
San FRANCISCO, CAL 1.
LOUISVILLE, Ky. NEW YORK, N 2.
For sale by all Druggists.--Price soc. per bottle
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

Probably the happiest day in the av-
erage farmers life is when his best pig
takes a So prize at the county fair.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

Horse races are run as matter OF
course. 81
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

Have you ever noticed how much
easier it is to tell a lie than to listen. to
one? ~. 80. ..~a$-: ~. !
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
THE LAW ON UMBRELLAS.

Appr"printing an Umbrella Is Nei-
Their Larceny nor Disord erIy Con-
duct.
The umbrella question has been be-
fore the courts, this time with some
thing Of q triumph for the borrowers
OF umbrellas. The legal status of the
umbrella is not very clearly fixed; but,
it the case is to be taken as a ruling
che, the old idea Of a species Of COM
mon use in umbrellas has it's standing
in the courts.
The borrower of an umbrella in Chi
cago was charged with larceny and
disorderly conduct. His defense was
that the natural promptings of human
nature when he went out into the rain
induced him to take the first umbrella
that he could lay his hands on, with
the usual intention Of returning it,
When he did so the charge of larceny
was nonsuited with the consent of the
plaintiff, and the charge of disorderly
conduct was dismissed. From this we
"AS ILL W SohC1uut lldG IL The DOTIOV-
ers do not, with malice aforethought
and by force Of arms, seize, secrrtc
and permanently embezzle the u1nbrel-
las of others, the law will not submit
them to the penalties in such cases
made and provided. ..:t..
Exactly where the line of demarca-
ton is drawn is an unknown territory
for the reason that no, man ever did
take an umbrella except for the tempo
rary purpose Of the passing storm and
with the full though tacit Intention Of
returning it when he was through with
it. If any villain has been hardened
enough to steal umbrellas merely to
satisfy the vicious desire of dishonest.
acquisitveness, he can be- given over
to the penal discipline Of the law. BIZ
as there are no such persons. that is 3
mere abstraction.
AS to the usual method Of appropriate
ing the umbrella under the conjunction
OF a sudden rain, and the absence Of
any other umbrella, the law recognizes
a community Of use like that Of the
telephone or the watermelon patch.
This may be a recognition OF the ties
between the common law and the law
of human nature. 1t is certainly dis.
Greet, because If the law said anything
else the people would 90 on borrowing
umbrellas just the same, AID the idea
Of turning the country into vast penal
colony. to prohibit umbrella borrowing
is at once self efeating and too awful
to contemplate .=,ss5=s .=,5
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
EDUCATIONAL,
THE UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME

NOTRE DAME, INDIANA,
Classics. Letters, Economics and History
journalism, Art. Science. Pharmacy Law
Civil, 7ectanical and Electrical Engineering,
Architecture.
1horouyh Preparatory and Commercial
Courses Ecclesiastical students at special rates
Rooms Free. Junior or Senior Year, Colleglats
Courses. Rooms to Rent, moderate charge.
st. Edwards Hall, for boys under 10.
The 56th Year will open September 5tfl, 1900,
Catalogue Free. Address,
REV. A. MORRiSSEY, G. S. c., President.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

It is not always as easy to recognize
q lie as it is to tell one.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
Perfect system Cleaners.

you'll be goodness, Cascarets Candy
Cathartic cleanse and purify your body in
sled. All druggists 10c. Csc. SOC.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26
Couldn't Down Him.

The breakfast association coffee and
rolls. XXI "
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

Judge Charles q. Gayarre, the ven
cradle historian Of Louisiana, who has
been seriously IL during the summer,
.is now restored TO his usual health.
Judge Gayarre win be ninety years
old on the LIST Of next Januar1y His
home on Prieur street, New Orleans.
is o,ae OF the most attractive spots, IS
the lower parts af the city.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is constitutional cure. Price, 75c.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

Who desire the best Glover and Timothy
land, in district which can boast of a
fine climate, good pure water, rich soil,
fine meadows. and near to the markets
of St. Paul, Minneapolis, Duluth and
Superior should apply immediately by
Letter or in person to.
VIM. p TROwBRIDGH,
Asst. Land Commissioner.
st. Paul e Duluth R. r.
Box U-9O3 Globe Bldg, st. Paul, Mimi
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

5Sss3sT5E3aH5 COuIdnt UOWn Hill. 3 ItsH
HI Professor Beetson he done lay out
Professor Pullem on de whale miracle
BY declahing dat de whales throat
wasn't more'n big enough to sWaller 2
baby. II 5=5.. u. ::.#S
hat did Professor Pullem do?
#3 5...He got right up an declahed dat
Jonah was Jest a runt Of teller, not not.
more'n two feet high an Weighins only
twenty pounds Z Clevel land Plain
Dealer.
well known spring soI g-''.r he Old
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

we'll known spring soE The Old
O1ken Bucket. .
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-08-26

n w. n % NO. e. 1899.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20

From present indications a
very strong fight is going to be
made bV the insurance companies
against the sweeping increase III
their taxes that is proposed by
the orion bills, and it is under
stood that there will be a very
large representation Of insurance
men here to fight the measures,
including President Mccall, of
the New York Life Insurance
Company. The Northwestern
Mutual Life Insurance Company
will be represented before the
legislature by Ex-Attorney Gen
eral w, H. Mylrea, of Wausau
AS yet but little work has been
kone on the fish and game bills,
but the joint committee on game
and fish, will probably be hold
ing daily meetings next week.
From present indications there
would seem to be little likelihood
of the uniform fish and game bill
ever becoming law.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20
Notice for Publication.

Land Office at Wausau, wis, an. Il, 1899
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF his intention
to make final proof in support OF his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Clerk of the Circuit Court. at Rhinelander,
Wis, on March, 3. 1899. viz: John l.. Bow
ers, H. E. No. 7047, for the NW1-4 SW1-4,
Sec. 2, and NEIL SELL, Sec 8. I 80 NJ, II.
s E.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon. and cultiva-
ton Of said land, viz: Leonard Arnet, Fred
Weideman, Fred Arnet, and Paul Arnet, all
of Eagle River, Wis.
EDGAR T. WHEELoCK, Register.
Jan16-6W
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20
Notice to Tax Payers.
w E..

There will be a meeting of the
Tax Payers Of the Town ofEagle
River, at the Opera House, in the
Village of Eagle River, Villas
County, Wisconsin, on Monday
evening, February Goth, 1899,
at the hour of seven 100 thir-
ty o'clock, P. M, for the purpose
of discussing the ACCESSIBILITY Of
selling all the Tax Certificates,
now owned and held by Villas
County, and as to what the said
Tax Certificates should bring at
public sale and what they are
worth to Villas County Leteve-
ry tax payer come and express
himself. There will be present at
said meeting, W. A. Bradford,
Finn LAWYER and Art Mathews,
all of whom arepractical woods
men and familiar with the value
Of said Certificates and of the
value of the land against which
the Certificates are standing. All
the Certificates are advertised to
be sold Tuesday morning at 9
o'clock. Now is the time for the
TaxPavers toexpress themselves
SO as to enable their representa-
tive to follow the views of the
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20
(First p blication Jan 2, 800
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Land Office at Wausau, Wis. Dec. 20, 1898
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
Clerk OF the Circuit Court, at Eagle River,
wis, on February IS. 1899. viz: Grant Cook
H. f. No. $3.50, for the NE14 NE14 and VIZ
NEA, Sec IL II 40, N, r 9 E.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence up, and cultivation
Of said land, viz: Vail Stewart, of CavOur,
wis, Geo. Merrill OF Rhinelander, wis. Alfred
OF Eagle River, wis. and Ellsworth
Kinney of Eagle River, wis.
EDGART WHEELoCK, Register.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20
Home Seekers Cheap Excursions.

Home Seekers Cheap Excursions.
The Northwestern Line will
sell home seekers excursion tick
cts February q, March 7 and
p, with favorable time limits,
to numerous points in the West
and South at exceptionally low
rates. For tickets and full infor-
nation apply to agents Chicago
& North Western R'v.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20

YOUNG MEN AND LADIES OF good
character wanted to LEARN TELEG-
RAPHY, railroad bookkeeping and
typewriting.
This is acknowle ded to be the most
perfect institution oil its kind and is in
dorsed by the leading railway compani-
es.
We assist all our graduates to q posi-
ton. Students can enter any time
Write for IL catalogue.
The Morse School OF Teegraphy
Oshkosh, Wis
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20
CHURCH. ST. PETER!

CATHOLIC CHURCH, ST. PETERS
2nd Sunday of each m nth)-High
Mass and Sermon at 0 a. m.-Catechism at
p. m.-Vespers, Sermon and Benediction at
1880 p. m. A first Mass is said at $50 a. m.
on the first Sunday OF each mOnth.-On Holy
days: High Mass, Sermon and benediction
at '7:45 y. m.-Mass on weekdays at O'Clock
in summer, at in winter, Stations OF the
cross every Friday evening duriug Lent at
1880, -atechism every Saturday after Mass
REV. PROSPER GoEPFERT.
PaSrOr
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20
GRAND EXCURSION TO OLD MEXICO.

Leave Chicago Thursday, February 9,
1899, under personal direction OF Mr.. j.
j. Grafton. Eutire trip III special train
with dining car,
Tour is arranged to include Mardi Gras
at New Orleans and all principal points
OF interest in old Mexico. All EXPENSES
included in ticket.
Only limited number can be accommo-
dated; secure space early. For descrip-
tive phamphlets aud information, call on
or write agents Chicago ( Northwestern
R'y.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20
majority.

majority.
The meeting will be called to
order by S. w. Smith, Chairman
of the Town of Eagle River,
promptly at seven thirty Q clock.
By Order of the
TAX PAYERS.
Of Eagle River.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20
Why % 10 Porto Rico Or CuDQ?

We heara great deal Of talk nowadays
to the many possibilities and
openings; offered settlers in our ne W pos
sessions, Crba, Porto Rico and the Phil
ippines. "DIstance lends enchantment
to the view" and for this reason we over
look the fact that a good deal OF our
own country is still undeveloped Take
the State OF Wisconsin,. There are
OF acres OF hardwood farming
lands in Northering Wisconsin, adjacent
to the WISCONSIN CENTRAL LINES,
where Il DOR man can make Il good liv-
ing and, in time, accumulate savings.
Here he can bring up his family and 1--WE
in peace and con tort III a civilized coun-
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20

Leave your money i'll the town you
live III by purchasing your fall and Wint-
err suits from j. B Rogers, manager for
Jno Z. Sullivan 4 Co.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20
CIVIC SOCIETIES.

q. & F.-Eagle River Lodge No. 100.
Nee is every Monday evening at their hall
over Beardsley drug store. Visiting
pro theirs arc cordially invited.
MART HIRzEL, Sec. M E. SANBoRN. y. G.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20
Manufacturers s. Investors

are also offered rich Inducements in this
section OF the State. rs the pienitude Of
iron ore deposits, beds OF clay, kaolin
and mari, as well as the immense forests
OF hardwood timber. make it advanta-
geous to Iocat e various industries Trans
portaton facilities are of the best, the
Wisconsin Central Lines touching all the
principal cities of Northern Wisconsin,
thus Offering quick and cheap transit to
the larger markets. Those interest ed,
can obtain complete information, panp-
hlets, maps, etc. ,~bv applying to w. HI.
Killen. Deputy Land and Industrial
Commissioner, Colby 4 Abbot Bldg,
Milwaukee,, Wis.
H. +. WHlTCoMB, B. JOHNSON,
Gen'l Mgr. Gen'l TT Ag't.
JAS C. POND, Gen'l Pass Ag't, Milwaukee
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20
Insure YOURSELF III the NATIONAL
PROTECTIVE AND SICK
BENEFIT SOCIETY. oi Bay

City, Michigan. j. Z. HOFFMAN,
Special and Local SecretarE for the coun-
ties OF Oneida. Lincoln, LangIade. For
est, Florence, Marinette, Oconto and
Villas. All dues are Payable to
}. Z. HOFFMAN,
Woodruff, Wis.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20

aA& A. NJ. Eagle River Lodge meets evrey
T. second and fourth Tuesday at their hall
over Dickinson & Cooks store. Visiting
brothers cordially invited.
JAS OBERHo LITER, W. NJ 0. b, Moon, Sec.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1899-02-20

RR W. A., Eagle Waters amp. No. 8 80
iva Meets every Friday at Jones Hall
Visiting neighbOrs are cordially invi
ed
Iohn Smith v. n. NJ En- mons. Clark