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Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-05-04
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SCHEDULE IN EFFECT MARCH 12
1ss9.-LEAVE NORFOLK DAILY.
5:io g. m.-For Richmond. washington
Lynchburs and tho West
l:35 .. m.-vest:buied Limited for Rich.
mond and Washington. Stops
only at Suffolk. Waverly and
Petersburg.
TBS p. m. = For Petersburg. Lynchburg.
tho West and Southwest
Trains arrive at - N0rfolk daily 9.s5 a. m.
Tickets and all Information at station
and 10 CRANKY street
General Passenger Agent
THE STEAMER S. A. MCCALL or
l. the Petersburg. Norfolk ana James
River Steamboat line, leaves the X
Z. g. n. dock every MONDAY. WE'D.
NESDAY and FRIDAY at a m vifh
passengers and freight for Newport New
all James River landings and Iietc-sburg
arriving in Petersburg about p. m. gi[,
hour in Petersburg before the train
n. IN. Fare about one-half what II ia hv
rail. First-class fare to PETERSBURG s. %
Sccond-cluss. N00. 10 per cent d1:cown;
for round-trip tickets. r. B COOKE
General Agent ]. w. PHILLIPS Owner
Phones new and old. No. 1893
m HE WEST NORFOLK AND PIN
i ner's Point Ferry leaves the y
p. & n. wharf daily. Sunday excepted al
$50 q m. a. m. $50 a. m. 1880 a. m.
Il m, l:3u p. m. 2:30 p. M, d. m and
$50 p. m. making the round trip In 90
minutes Phones new and old. no. 1870
J. w. PHILLIPS. Owner. la2S-
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-05-04

n ATLANTIC
"a GOAAT
Ae So Leo LINE.
tSorfoIh IL Carolina RaiiroadJ
--sG-.-s-a-A- - sss.2hs.as.El.a
IN EFFECT JANUARY 18th. 1889.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-05-04
Norfolk & s(ullGIb R. R. c

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT OCT. 10Th. 1888
MAIL AND EXPRESS LEAVES NOR
FOLK DAILY Except Sunday 10 a. M.
for Elizabeth City. Edenton, Mackey's
Ferry, Roper. Pantego. BeIEaven. Etc.
Connects AZ Edcnton with \. & s. r. Z.
steamer rs follows: Daily Except Sun
day. for plymouth. Jamesville. William
SION and Windsor. TUESDAY. THURS
ChowGn river. on MONDAY and FRI
DAY for Scuppernons river. CONNECTING at
ieib. zen with steamer Virginia Dare for
Narkleyville, South Creek. Aurora. WASH
ineton and informed ate landings. Con-
nccts ut Elizabeth City with steamer
NAY for Roanoke Island,- 0efaeeha,
Oriental and New Bernc. n. c.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-05-04
CLEVELAND, 4; CHICAGO, I.

Cleveland, Ohio, May 3.-The Cleve-
lands held the Chicagos even until the
seventh, when questionable decision
tied the score. Then Chicago batted
out victory i'm the tenth. Attendance
900.
Score by innings R.H.E.
Cleveland :. OO1O3 0o-4 2
Chicago :. 10 101O 02 o 0 3-711 3
Batteries-Stivetts and thinner; Tay-
lor and Chance. Umpres-ODay and
Brennan. Timc-1:45.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-05-04
! WOShIDQIOl Steamboat Go

mo ncv ard powerful IRON palace
steamers VIEWPOINT NEWS. WASH
MOTION and NORFOLK Will leave
daily as followa:
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-05-04

EASTERN CAROLINA DISPATCH
AS1 l5REIGHT LINE AND OLD DO
NITiOE LINE between all points North
and East via Norfolk and Norfolk and
SOUTHERN Railroad and Eastern NORTH
TreiEht received daily at p. m. and
forwarded promptly at low rate.
for further Information apply TO the
General Office of the y. & 5. Il. r. Co..
Norfolk. Va. >, ,7,.oc1Ns
General Freight and Passenger Agent
III X KING. General Manager.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-05-04
ARRIVE AT NORFOLK.

,1A1I AND EMPRESS DAILY Except
$500 nj 4:?5 D. IN. and morning train
., II Il. M. TUESDAY. THU RSDAY and
SATURDAY. connecting with all rail and
Ian, lines ut Norfolk for the North.
go and West. Passenger station at foot
a. t.ast Main street. Norfolk and West
srn depot. Freight station en- Water
SIR
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-05-04

Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars.
For all information apply at
cay rickot office. Mutn md CRANKY
Streets, Phones liz.
Baggage called for and checked from
hotels and residences by Virginia Trans
fer Company on orders left at ticket Of
flee.
FRANK S. CANNON.
Sd v. President and Gen'l Mgr.
j. M. CULP, w. A. TURK,
Traffic Mgr. GenI Pass Agt
Washington, D. c.
w. II. DOLL. Pass. Agt.. Norfolk. Va.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-05-04
BALTIMORE. 3: BOSTON A.


and McGinnity were effective in to-
days contest. Errors behind the Balti-
more pitcher lost the game Boston
again played without an error. and the
Orioles fielded brilliantly at times. At
tendance 1880.
Score by innings: RHE
Baltimore :. 20 90 o 0 1 o 0 o. 4 3
Boston :. ......0 0 0 0 1 3 o 0 o. . 0
Batteries: McGinnity and Robinson;
Hickman and Clarke. Umpires-Hunt
and Connolly. Time-1:37.
NEW YORK, 3: PHILADELPHIA, 7.
New York. May 3.-Thc Phillies won
the final game OF the series here to-
day by timely hitting. aided ny the
wildness of Fischcl The latter is a
Columbia University man, and was
given a trial He has good curves. but
was unsteady in the second and ninth
Innings. Fifield gave the locals several
chances to score runs by his wldness,
but the locals could not make hits when
they were needed. Attendance, 500.
Score by innings: RH.E
New York 80 0 o 0 3 o 0 o. s Q
Philadelphia 20 3 0 0 0 0 0 81 9 l
Batteries-Fische and Warner: FL
field and Douglass. Umpres-Emslie
and Mcdonald. Tme-2:15.
CINCINNATI, i; ST. LOUIS. Q.
Cincinnati, May 3.-The Reds were in
tho dopey stages to-day, and the ST.
Louis team had little trouble wallop-
Ing them. Powell was hit hard for
four innings. but never after that. AT
tendance. 1850.
Score by innings: RH.E.
Cincinnati =. 20 0 o I O 90 o. :
ST. Louis :. ...3 90 OO22 2O-913
Batter!es-Hawley and PETIT; Powell
and Crger. Unnpires-Swartwood and
Warner. Time-Two hours.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
 Newmen Hall on Tobacco.

Newman Halls biography will be full of gessipy anecdotes about him. self and other members of the dissent ing ministry in England. In his ac count of his childhood days he men tions that "at nine years old l began to smoke. At nine years l left off for good In my ninth decade I do not desire to recommeuce. On a certain Sunday during our weekly work my school-fellows found some dried cane branches (perhaps travellers joy) and cut them into cigarettes. l smoked with the rest, but becoming very sick threw my weed away. During sev- enty years I have pursued my life travels so pleasantly as not to need this travellers joy"
 From which it would appear that Mir. Hall smoked dried cane and, find ing it made him iil gave up tobacco.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
TOO MUCH FOR HER NERVES.
An Experience That Caused the Lads Clerk to Go Into Another
 Business.

'I used to work for a collecting agency in one of the northern cities, said woman Derfumery drummer and my experience was toleraby exciting. My duty was to sit at roll-top desk in the office and imperson ate the proprietor Light work, did you say! Just you wait. All day long men would csme in to hammer the boss. Where's the fellow that sends out these blackmailing letters4 was the usual salutation. Then l would smile sweetly and say: I am the proprietress; what can l do for you"
 At this the visitor would look dazed, ut ter things under his breath and walk off De casionally the real proprietor would peep through an inside window to see whether was still alive, for l must admit our letters were calculated to give man the homlcldal mania.
 Well, things went along all right for nearly q month. There was one day little wiry chap walked in carrying a thick cane. 'Where's the boss?' he said gave the usual fairy story Don't believe word of it,, he replied, still, I can't beat woman.' lie thought awhile, and something in his eye made me feel creepy. I'll have to take it out of the fixtures he said, finally, and upon my word, he broke up every blessed thing Ill the shop.
 He did it quickly and systematically and you never saw such awful ruin! lsereamed murder, but 1t did no good and he went right ahead As a windup he smashed the chan delier and bade me polite good-day. Nher the proprietor came in he had it. It Wal after that 1 went into the perfumery busl ness The work is harder, but it is much les. trying on the nerves. "-N. 0. TimesD Demo
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
The Cnse in n Nutshell.

Alabastine is permanent coating for walls and ceilings, designed to take the place of kalsomines and wall pa per. Alabastine sets with the wall. 1t is practically stone cement, as hard and smooth as paint, but much less ex- pensive, and is applied just as easily by anyone. It can be mixed with either cold or hot water, and applied with a kalsomine brush. It is clean, healthful, and economical. Every one of the strong points of Alabastine, proved 10 be such by the test of twenty years, is picked up by every new manufac- turer of ordinary kalsomine and claimed for his goods. These claims are ab- surd on their face. Alabastine alone can prove its durability by the test of time. It is sold by paint dealers, in 5-lb. packages, properly labeled.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
Natives of the Philippines.

At the time of the discovery of the Philippines in 1521, there were found in the islands the brown Malayans, who are now in the great majority, and the small blacN Negritos, of which only about 10000 survive. >Dr. Briton of the University of Pennsy ylvania be- lieves that these two races are ethno- graphically distinct, and that their ethnic and historic relations offer some interesting problems in an- thropology. For example, the Negri- tos believe that if one of their people dies it is due to the black art of these Malayan adversaries, and they endeav- or to slay a Malayan is his place. The and ethnologists of Europe arc awaiting with interest the results of investigations which they expect that American scientists will prosecute in the Philippines.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
PHILIPPINE VOLUNTEERS.
NM. Dc RouIede and WnrceI-Habert on Trial for melting Soldiers
 to oInsubordinatiOn.

Washington. May 3o.-All the volun- teers now in the Philippines, if they are mustered out at San Francisco, are to be invited to mobilize at Minneapo- lis and St Paul. There they are to be rendered rousing welcome, made notable by the presence of President Mckinley. The president has been anxious to meet all the troops who served in the Philippines, If this were practicable, and he agreed to go to Minneapolis and St. Paul to meet the Minnesota volunteers. With the pos sibility that the president might be unable to continue his trip further west, the Twin Cities have undertaken to arrange for the mobilization of all the volunteers as their guests. The organizations, if mustered out at San Francisco, will be transported to Min neapolis and St. Paul as the guests of the Twin Cities. After the jubilee the troops will go hame to their respec- tive states at the expense of the states. The programme is to have the North and South Dakota, Montana, Colorado, Tennessee, Iowa. Pennsylvania, Kan sas and Nebraska volunteers at this gathering, and, if possible. those from the states of Washington, Utah, Ore gon and California.
 The date upon which the troops will reach St. Paul and Minneapolis will depend upon the rapidity with which transports can be placed at their dis posal by the war department, but it is expected that once started, the troops will all be landed at San Fran cisco within six weeks. The first of the troops are expected to arrive by the middle of June. and the last by August 1. The jubilee. therefore, probably will occur early in August. The presidents acceptance of this in- vitation does not necessarily mean that he has abandoned his eontemplat- ed trip to the Pacific coast. How much he will extend his trip west of Minne- apolis will depend upon circumstances.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
"Big Four Gir!'-Nee.y's Spanish m rs-
 can War Panorama.

Contains l60 superb halftone engravings, made from photographs taken of our Army in camp, on transports and in actual service, Spanish and American Gun boats, Cuba, Ha- vana, Manila, Landscapes, Architecture; shows the manners and customs of the peo- ple of our new Islands; Pictures of our He roes-Dewey, General Charles King (known as Capt. Charles King, the author) Wheeler, Hobson, Roosevelt, Sampson, Miles, Schley, Shafter, Lee, Brooks, Carroll; Groups of Officers, Cavalry, Artillery, Infantry, Ships, Rifle practice, Spanish Soldiers, Insurgents, 'Chickamauga, Jacksonville, Tampa, Last Farewell Letters Home, Hospitals, Clara Barton, Rough Riders, Santiago, San Juan, Manila, the Beautiful Women of Cuba and Manila
 The Album is 5axS inches, weighs l2 ounces, printed on finest coated paper.
 Sent FREE to any address in the United States, Canada or Mexico for F cents in stamps or coin, to cover postage and pack ing. Copy may be seen at any ticket office of the Big Four Route.
 Order at once, as the edition is limited.
 Address WARREN J. LYNCH, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Big Four Route" Cincinnati, Ohio.
 Mark envelope War Album"
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
TRAITS OF A COMING QUEEN.
Stories Which show the Personality of the
 Princess of Wales.

Princess or Wales
 Queen Victoria recently admitted that of all the members of her royal family, excepting only her youngest daughter, the Princess Beatrix, she has more love for her probable success SCI, the beautiful princess of Wales.
 Alexandra, the next quen of En- gland, will enjoy, in way, all the power wielded by her husband, and will have the full social prestige now belonging to her mother-in-law.
 For this reason, and, perhaps, be- cause she likes to keep herself young enough to enjoy this, the princess of Wales devotes portion of her time to athletics. Her waist is a marvel of neatness, and she is grandmother with five children. To secure the sylphlike figure, which has preserved past middle age, she resorts to the same means as were employed by the late empress of Austria. She exercises constantly. and one room at Marlbor- ough house is filled with automatic side saddles, stationery bicycles and all sorts of athletic aids. She rides observation-disclosures and outdoors two hours every day, and weighs her self night and morning, to be sure she is not gaining.
 The princess of Wales has never con cerned herself with state matters. al though she must know what is going on. She has always been absolutely indifferent to such things, unless served to one swerved to one side or other by personal favoritism. She ad- mires Asquith, who married 'podo," and could have secured for him all most any position, but she was iether too indifferent or too careless to ash, and the vieeroyship, which might have been filled by him to-day, belongs to another. The queen, who knows every line of the possibilities of her states men, has ever been a politician, look ing for improver service, civil and mili- tary, but Alexandra has never worked along political liness, and never will; she is not that kind of a woman.
 Alexandra has her little weaknesses all womanly ones. She is found of novels, a thing the queen dispises, un- less one or tHe cldSSlc SOTI. one 01S- likes famous people, such as authors and artists, for she is timid in the face of genius, while the queen will have nothing to do with any other. Alex andra loves fancy work, and can out line worsted dog to perfection, while the queen never takes a stitch. Alex andra notes the hang of n skirt and the cut of the sleeves. Victoria is calmly oblivious to everything except court dress.
 Britishers will have something to do to get used to their new queen, for they will have to reconstruct all their ideas of royalty. Court dresses and jewels will shine in the dull old rooms and music and laughter will be heard where now only the echoes startle the shadowy figures of former gayety. Alexandra has been preserving herself to have her royal fling" and she is woman enough to insist upon it.-Chi- cago Tribune.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
Ho~sa ThlaY

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
 F. J. Cheney & Co, Props, Toledo, o.
 We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transac- tions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm. West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To- ledo, 0.
 Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
 Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Price Toe per bot tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
 Halls Family Pills are the best
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
OninIons of q Pesstmist.

The fact that you can make mule work in harness constitutes one of the chief dlf- ferences between a mule and genius.
 Every dog has his day. The cat is on the night force.
 The man who doesn' t lift his hat when he meets his wife probably refers to his mother as the old lady"
 A man seldom marries his first love When he gets old enough to take wife she is gen orally busy cutting down papa's pants for Willie.
 Some men are born rich and some are born lucky, but they all have to lose their milk teeth and have the measles just the same.- Chicago Post.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
ADMIRAL sCHLEY'S PASTOR.
erick. Md, Says Schley is a Man of UnbIemis shed Character.

Tiftin, O.. May 3o.-In attendance upon the general synod of the Reform ed church here is Rev. Dr. E. R. Esch- bach. of Fredrick. Md. He is pastor of the church of which Admiral Schley is a baptized member, and enjoys a personal acquaintance with him. He says the admiral is a man of unblem- isheC character. His friends in Freder' ick idolize him. The admiral was born on a farm near Fredrick. Schley was bartised as a Reform member. but be- fore being confirmed he entered the naval academy at Annapolis.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
IN THE PARIS ASSIZE COURT.
\ Plan Proposed to Have the Pre- si- dent Meet the Returning Nol-
 unteers at the Twin Cities.

Paris. May 30.-While the Dreyfus case was proceeding in one part of the palace of justice, the assize court, or. the other side of the building, was oc- curied with the trial of Mime. De Rou- iede and Marcel. Habert, who are charged with melting soldiers to in. subordination on the day of the cleo. ton of President Loubet. Conspicuous among the audience were Mime. Roche fort. Col. Monteil and Francoise Cop pee and M Qaesnay de Beaurepaire.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
LOOfed hY ThieYea.

Oakland. Cal, May aO.-During the progress of fire. which partly de, stroyed the fine residence of Vim. C. Price, in East Oakland, thieves en- tered and footed the building Among other things they carried off case filled with gold nuggets and other val uable mineral specimens. After the fire small nuggets worth about $1,0oo were picked up on the lawn. The val ne of the missing specimens is nearly SG Oo0
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
For Killing His Wife.

New York, May 3o.-Adrian Braun was put to death by elctricity in Sing Sing prison for the murder of his wife. A current of 500 volts was turned on at 9:17 n. m., and at 9:1S Braun was declared to be dead by the attending phy sicians A second shock was given for ten seconds. The eXcution was sue aeSuful
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
Two Miner. Blown to A,oms

Butte, Mont, May 29.-Angus Me Leod and Anton Perenda, working in the Diamond mine, while drilling a hoie where the blast had not been hred, were blown to pieces by the ex- pioslon of the power early yesterday morning.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
Live Stock Market.

St. Louis-Cattle-Fanc exports s4S6 5.SQ, butchers q. 25Gt4 95; stockers. s. 75Qp $: cows and heifers. s2. 50Qi4.55. Hogs Packing. 8. 60aS. 90: butchers. s3.50g3 S5: IT s,' x, 0gi5 oo. SheeD-Mutton sheep, s4. T5 G5.25: yearlings, s5.50d6.0o; spring lambs. ..'. .Zo4s.OV.
 Chicago-Hogs-Mi and butchers. S. s5q3.S7t2; good heavy. g. S.75nSSo: rough heavy, $3. 5oaS. .65: nght, B. 656I3 S2i2. Cattle Reeves s4 40Qi5 50; cows and heifers. g % Q5Ou: Texas steers, S400a5.Oe: stockers and feeders. $S.i5Q5,15. Sheep-Mutton sheep. $4 006t550 lambs. shorn. s4, 75g6 50.
 Kansas sCity-Cattle-Native steers, s4 2 5.35; Texas steers, $4.00G4S5, Texas cows, s O0q4le, native cows and heifers. s2 508b 4.s0 stockers and feeders, S.50ao50 Hogs Heavy, s. 55Q3.75; packers. s355a3.70; mixed 8. 50aS.65, light, S. 40Q360 yorkers, $ 35Q360 Sheep-Lambs, t509L2 9; nut tons, B 5044.90.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02

-SamoIy's capture rises the num- Der of savage monarehs held as person. al prisoners by the French republic to five. The others are King Behanzin of Dahomey, now kept at Martinique; Queen Ranavalo of Madagascar; Ham Nehi of Annam and Dinah Saldour, from the African west coast, who has taken to drink.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
Sixty Miles m Hour.

A steam motor car, designed for use on the railroads, recently made trial trip, go ing at the rate of sixty miles an hour This will probably be as much of a record beater as has Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, the quickest known road to health There is no quicker way for sufferers from all stom- ach ills to reach strength and happiness than by this great remedy. It cures indi, gestion, constipation. nervousness, liver and kidney trouble, and best of all the user stays curad
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
THE MARKET REPORT.
TUESDAY, May 90. Grain md ProytaiOun

St Louis Flour = Patents, g 75a3 9tl: other grades, 8. l043 55. Wheat-No red. No I. 26c. Hs.y-Praire. S00GsO %: timothy. as. oUQlZ 5o: choice clover. sS.o09 F 50 Butter-Creamery. l5IlSc: dairy. 1eI2q1sc. Eggs-Bresh, llc Lard-Primo steam, 4soc. Pork-New mess, 800. Ba- con-Clear rib. 5tsc. Wooi-Choice tub washed 20q26tac Missouri and Illinois. cont ing. l9ql91c; clothing. isQlSiac. other grades. i3Q16.
 Chicago-Closing quotations: Wheat May. 7tl2e; July, 77isa77Ac; September. 76ssU1e7s Corn-May. 32aQS2%c: July. 32%c. September. 33isc: December. 32asc. Oats-May. 2f4c; July. 22s4c. Pork-May. sS.l2l7 July. ss.20: September. Ss.35. Lard May, Seo: July. S5.50; September. b l7i7. Short ribs-Nay, H60; July, A.65: Sep tember. $i.S0.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
No Pardon for Mrs. Maybrick.

New York. May 3o.-A special to the Herald from Washington, says: Great Britain has again refused the May be parGoned. Tlis is the re- suit of another application made fo, her release by Ambassador CLcate.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
The sc,ndin out of Commission.

San Francisco, May 5o.-The United
 States collier scindia has gone out of commission and will be converted into a floating coaling station. She and the Brntns will be anchored near Mis- sion Rock, and will supply warships with fuel until the government estab- fishes coaling station on the rock.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02

Sheep will do well on almost any sort of hay, but they need variety. Alfalfa hay comes nearer being per feet feed for the general flock in win ter than any one thing, and red clover is nearly as good.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
Connictinx Emotions.

Mrs. Joy-Oh, John, run for the phy- sician. The baby swallowed your diamond studi
 Bachelor Naturalization be hanged! I'll bring urgeon.-Jeweler's Weekly.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
Remarkable Woman.

Judge-And your wife aimed at and truck your head with cup?
 Witness-Ges, sir.
 "Well, all l have to say is that you ought to be very proud of her. ."-An-
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02

"Seen Ploddytop teaching his wife to ride for the amateur ladies handicap?" "Yes. What of it' He's been late at business every morning since he started it." Do you know why" "No." Well, while he trains his missus of course he misses his ain"-Ally Sloper
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02
Do Your Feet Ache and Burn.

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot-Ease, R powder for the feet | makes tight or lew Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot, Callous, Sore, and Sweating Feet. All Druggists and Shoe Stores sell 1t, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Address, Allen s. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
The Monticellonian., 1899-06-02

Miss Hiland-er-I know what l want to say, but-er-l don't know how to ex- press myself, began MT. Homewood. "Ex- press yourself, MT. Homewood," Miss Hi land cut in, wont the railroad people let you travel as a frst-class passenger?"- Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph.