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The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04

ITO LET-Eight rooms and bath. open Plumb
Il ing steam heat laundry and co d storage !;
CT Emery street co, ner OF Taylor; sun all day
strictly up to date and with all modern conven-
iences. fiiee $50 per moath. l.. NJ. LEIGH
ION. b3 Exchange st. 81
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04

- years old will work inside or out, and can
handle HORSES. BATTY, rear 227 Danforth ST.
FL
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04

EOR SALE-Two-family house on Brackett
St, west OF Carleton; a rare chance for
home With an income of s23 per month from
rents, except what owner would occupy; a
great bargain to close an estate 1000 ieet Of
land; first time offered. W. Ii. WALDRON s.
CO., 1870 Middle 81. SOL
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04
WAN TED-MALE HELP.

WANTED-MALE HELP.
WANTED-Boy who has graduated from the
w y amman school and can come well
recommended from the Manual Training
School. Address p. D. BOX 1895. Al
WANTED-A young man TO learn the retail
w dug business. A good opportunity to
right party. Address APENTA, this Office. 81
WANTED-A young man TO act as news
w agent. Apply to CHISHOLM BROS. 2s5
ST. John street, City 3i-l
Can Maker Wanted.
AN experienced can maker for making gallon
n cans. Address II. G. BAXTER & BRO,
Brunswick, Ne. oct30dlw
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04

ITO LET-Lower rent OF seven rooms. In good
Il repair; separate water ct; $3.50 per
month. Also lower rent OF five Gums, SIz per
mouth. Good Tefel enees required. Apply 10
ERNEST TRUE, with True Brothers, 392 Fore
street. 81
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04

NOR SALE-Air tight weather strips for win
u dow, and doors are the best on the market.
They are tongued and grooyed, no rubber to
pull Oh. They Keep out cold and dust. All
orders sent to No. II Cross street will receive
prompt attentioJ. l.. c. BLAIsDELL.
nov1d4w
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04

EOR SALE-Modern house, on hunioy Hin,
near Congress streeI. with heaE gas,
sewer. bath room, hot and cold water. hard
wood floors, curtained throughout, very sunny.
corner lot. Will Sc SOLD on easy monthly pay
ment~, no cash down. Call afternoons. Dali
ION. 50 Exchange street 25u
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04
Forty words Inserted under this head
one week for 25 cents, cash I'm advance.

EOR RENT-The easterly halt OF the new
II two tory brick house No. 534 Cumber LAND
near Mellen street. Is now ready for occupancy,
every moi I'm convenience. Attractive In II IL,
appointme Is; must be seen 10 be appreciated.
BENJAMIN SHAW co. 81 IL Exchange
stree Al
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04

L,OR SALE-Barga.ns in our made strong
II trousers" We sell for sto0, I.26, 1.50. 200
and 30 per pair. Best value for the money
sold anywhere. II not satisfactory on examin-
alton money viii be refunded by returning to
US before having been worn. HASKELL &
JONES, Lancaster Building. Monument Square.
Portland, Maine. 3i-4
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04

TO LET-Nery desirable upper rent. at Io42
Congress street. go per month; upper rent
| at 81 Lincoln street. Woodfords, consisting of
| six rooms. frice very low 10 desirable party.
table In rear So Oak street FREDEkICk L..
JERRiS, 396 Congress street 81
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04
CLOCK REPAIRING.

WE have MADE q specially Of clock repairing
w for years and are perfectly familiar with
IT. in all OF It's branches. Our prices are reason
able. DROP us postal and We will call for your
clock and return IL when done without extra
chsrge. MCKINNEY. the Jeweler. Monument
Square. Portland. janl2du
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04

EOR SALE OR TO LET-The very desirable
Il house. located 1875 Emery street. htted for
one family, contains rooms. with all the
modern improvements. There Is good sized
lot with same. For full particulars inquire OF
A. c. LIBBY s. CO., AZ l-2 Exchange ST. 25-l
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04

'LrOR SALE CHEAf -Hot water heater. Ap.
ply or address &c MORNING ST. IL
FOR SALf-A new grist mill, with all the
Il modern attachments, for less than half
price also dentist OUTFIT cheap, cash or install
lnents. ROOM 4, 1856 Middle street. IL
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-11-04

EOR SALE-The 10 room house, No. %
+ Stevens Plains Ave, Brsdleys Corner. will
be sold at auction Wednesday, November LIST,
at 80 +. m. on the premises .isO several build
Ing lots ad Joining same. Particulars OF +. o.
BAILEY Il CO, Auclioneers. 3i-1
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
0A7TozEA.
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A writer in knowledge makes 9
vivid picture of the great belt of
0louds, some 300 miles in breadth,
which surrounds the earth little
north of the equator. Within this belt
rain almost necessarily falls, some
times in sheets, and the wind seldom
stlrs. Before the invention of steam
ships vessels becalmed in the "cloud
belt" sometimes drifted helpless for
weeks. Even now the crossing of this
belt, where everything is charged
with moisture, is disagreeahle ex-
perience for voysgers going from the
north to the south Atlantic ocean or
vice versa. The belt can be traced
across equatorial Africa aud across
the American isthmus, and the great
rivers, Amazon, Orlnooo, Niger, Nile,
and Koneo, arise in these rain soaked
regions, which are like exhaustless
reservoirs. The cause of the equator
ial cloud belt is connected with the
trade winds, and in the course of q
year it oscillates north and south over
q distance equal to about three times
its own breadth.-Ex.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
Possible Cut In Sleeper

Omaha Bee: Pullman fares are now
the object of attack by the great North
ern road. This road has made re-
ductlon of $3.50 in the fare from st.
Paul to the Pacific coast. 1t owns Its
own sleeping cars and is therefore die
tatOr of its own fortunes in this par
ticular. The Pullman company is un-
der contract to give as low rates as
any competitor. and it is predicted it
will have to make reduction. In fact
it is reported tho officers of the COM
pany are now considering the advisa-
bility of lowering the rates.
In this connection there is a story
atloat that there may be general re-
duction in sleeping car fares in all
parts of the country. Some time ago
the Baltimore & Ohio put in service
what is styled Ordinary" sleepers, in
which Accommodations we're to be fur
nished at a lower rate than in standard
sleepers. After trial of several
weeks the road has discontinued the
use of these cars. AS reason for 80
doing 1t is given out that the Pullman
company did not have enough Of the
cars to supply all the lines, and to pre-
vent jealousies and unfair competition
it decided to withdraw all of the cars.
It is also said the venture was not q
profitable one for the Baltimore &
Ohio. But anent this change IN plans
comes the story that the Pullman
company will put out not only the
standard cars, but Will make q general
reduction in fares. thus creating q
larger demand for the use of these &C.
comodations.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
When the Clocks in New
York City Struck Twelve
Today it Was.
Clothing Hints.

If you contemplate purchasing 9
suit for yourself or boy this spring call
at the Oxford Ho.el and examine my
line of samples (f!om Wannamaker &
Brown, of Philadelphia, who clothe
more people than any other firm in the
broad land) and will show you the
largest and most elegant line you ever
saw in this county or state represent
ing 3S5 different patterns in ready
made and 286 in made to measure
suits. 1t is an old trade maxim that
prices get customers, but quality keeps
them. l will give prices that will get
you, and quality and style that will
keep you.
da8 s. l.. Berkeley.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06


"A word to the wise is sufficient"
and q word from the wise should be
sufficient, but you ask, who are wise I?
Those who know. The oft repeated
experience of trustworthy persons may
be taken for knowledge. Mr.. w. M.
Terry says Chamberlain's Cough rem
edy gives better satisfaction than any
other in the market. He has been in
the drug business at Elkton, KY, for
twelve years; has sold hundreds of bot
Ties of this remedy and nearly allother
cough medicines manufactured, which
shows concluslvely that Chamberlain's
is the most satisfactory to the people,
and is the best. For sale ty S. s. Ell
lott, druggist. ago.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

World Herald: The promise to give
the Fllipinos an honest and effective
civil services" would mean more if
oacked up by civil services of similar
kind right here at home. The
further promise that 1.-THE collection
and application of the taxes aud other
revenues will be placed upon sound,
economical basis and the public funds,
raised justly and collected honestly"
sounds exceedingly humorous to those
who know about the actions of the
party making the promises. The
Filipinos may never have heard of the
Trojan horse, but they are in danger
of having an experience with some
thing equally as good.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

l was reading an advertisement of
Chamberlain Colo, Cholera and
Diarrhoes remedy in tie Worcester
Enterprise recently, which leads me to
write this. can truthfully say l
never used any remedy equal to 1t for
collie and diarrhoea. : have never mad
to use more than one or two doses to
cure the worst case with myself or
children.-W. A. Stroud, Popomoke
City, Md. For sale by S. S. Elliott,
Druggist. ago
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
Rheumatisn Cured.

My wife has used Chamberlain's
Pain Balm Jor rheumatism with great
relief, and l can recommend it as 9
splendid liniment for rheumatism and
other hGushold use for which we have
found it valuable.-W. j. Cuyler, Red
Creek, N. Y.
Mr.. Cuyler is one of the leading
merchants of this village and one of
the most prominent men in this vicin-
ity.-W. G. Pippin, Editor Red Creek
Herald. For sale by S. s. Elliott.
a3O
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Atlantic Telegraph: The old settler
is completely knocked out to recollect
back far enough to remember season
like the present one where winter COM
menced in October and still has its
grip upon the country on the first of
April with the ground frozen two feet
or more, still we believe that there will
be seed time and harvest, though
when the cold weather does let up it
will take some tall hustling among the
farmers to catch up with their work
for the season.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

from bloating, and urinary difficulty. was
up my work and I felt that something must be
done sought your advice and received q prompt
reply. followed your directions and took twelve
bottles of DR.. Pierce's Favorte PRESCRIPTION, and
also followed your hygenic instructions. 1began
to improve Immediately, my health became ex-
cellent, and could do all my work 1--WE live on
good sized farm). walked and rode all I could,
and enjoyed It. had q short. easy confinement
and have a healthy baby boy"
The one medicine that gives prompt
and sure relief is DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription. It Is tonic and purifier
that works on one special set of organs
and puts them in a perfectly vigorous,
healthy condition. It quickly soothes in
fa1nmation and stops facilitating drains
on the system. Taken regularly during
the pain and danger of childbirth.
Although sweet to the taste it contains
no sugar which often disagrees with weak
stanachs; nor does it contain any alco-
hol, or opium In auy form, and therefore
does not induce q. craving for stimulauts.
Keeps perfectly in any climate.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Carlisle has on sale a line of
those celebrated French and Ger
man fancy worsted suits, never
before seen in ready made stock.
They are the swell thing, with the
swell 400 in swell New York.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
What ia Shllohp

A grand old remedy for Cough, Colds
and Consumption; used through the
world for half q century, has cured in.
Vulnerable cases of incipient consump-
ton and relieved many in advanced
stages. If you are not satisfied with
the results we will refund your money
Price % cts, so cts, and $1.oo. SIS
Elliott. 3tf
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
Many a Lover

Has turned with disgust from an 9TH
erwise lovable girl with an offensive
breath. Karl's Glover Root Tea pur
ifies the breath by its action on the
bowels, ETC., as nothing else will. Sold
for years on absolute guarantee. Price
25 cts, and SO cts. s S Elliott. 2tf
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
Chicago Democratic.

Carter II. Harrison's majority Al, 1913
John P. Altgeld, Independent dem.
has gone to where the Woodbine twin
eth, his vote being only 49,93S- goodby
John.
Pennsylvania senatorial election is
still on.
1t continues to snow. and those who
have q case of la-grippe continue to
sneeze. Spring may be looked for on
July Fourth, certain.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Senator Mason, of Illinois, says of
the Philippine question: II am not
moralist, and not so much opposed to
stealing in itself; but do question the
judgment of man who steals red
hot stove that he is in no position to
carry off,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

The Leader is showing the
grandest assortment of new high
class trimmed millinery in Har-
rison county.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
Sick Headaches.

The curse of overworked womankind
are quickly and surely cured by Ksrl's
Glover Root Tea, the great blood puri-
fer and tissue builder. Money re
funded if not satisfactory. Price 25
cts. and so cts. SIS Elliott. 4tf
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

First Church of Christ scien-
lists every Sunday at lO:45 a m
and 3:45 p m and Wednesday at
7:3O p m. Subject, "The Doctrine
Of Atonement."
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
Young Mothers.

Group is the terror of thousands of
young mothers because its outbreak is
so sgonizing and frequently fatal.
Shiloh's Cough and Consumption Cure
acts like magic in cases of Group. It
has never been known to fail. The
worst cases relieved Immediately.
Price Is cents, so cents and S1.OO. SIS
Elliott. ST
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Running sores. ulcers, boils, pimples,
etc, quickly cured by Banner Salve,
the most healing salve in the world.
Price Csc. No other "just as good"
$50 G S. Osborne.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Wall Paper Cleaned.
l have preparation that will clean
wall paper and make 1t look as good as
new. If you want your rooms cleaned
Call on me at my residence opposite
Parker's Laundry, 9th street.
H. w. Young.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

If you want the best laundry
work that can be done in Iowa;
take your bundle to Ed Bradley
agent for Eagle Laundry, Council
Bluffs. tf
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Nonpareil: The Illinois Central and
the Northwestern are in court again
with their differences. The North
western has filed suit in the federal
court at Des Moines asking to have
the Central enjoined from condemning
certain lands in the north part of
Council Bluffs which the former road
now owns and which it claims will
ruin its terminals in this city.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
You Try It.

If shiloh's Cough and Consumption
Cure, which is sold for the small price
of 25 cts, so cts, and s1.OO, does not
cure take the bottle back and we viii
refund your money. Sold for over fifty
years on this guarantee. Price 25 cts
and so cts. SIS Elliott. 1tf
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
carry Off,

A St. Louis Judge decided yesterday
that "a man had q right to beat his
wife under certain circumstances" He
don't say what the circumstances" are.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

A recent statement shows that the
production of chickens in the United
States last year reached $3.50, 600
and of eggs 1900, 100000 The total
value of chickens aud eggs produced
was $29O0OOOOO
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

E, w. Nash has commenced injunc.
ton proceedings in the federal court to
restrain the Omaha g. Fort Dodge
Railway company from proceeding
with the condemnation of right Of
way across strip of land owned by
him near Big lake. The case will be-
heard before Judg. Woolson at Keokuk
April II and finally IN this city May l..
-Nonpareil,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

The strike of the Iowa coal miners
is assuming large proportions. Only
four out of the thirty. four mines IN
central Iowa were working yesterday.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

The Leader is showing very hand.
some line of new fancy silks for spring
wear.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Every hat in the Leaders, display
next week, will be q beauty.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Just gaze into the windows of The
Globe IL you want to see bargains that
will do you good.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

South makes q specially
lsdies ready to wear suits.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

When you want fine cup of coffee
try Bells lunch counter.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
Pains in the Back Cured.

A. b. Harrington, Constantia, N. Y,
writes: / was troubled several years
with kidney disease and suffered severe
pains in the back. I used Foleys KID
ney Cure and one bottle cured me.
recommended it to my friends, it has
given perfect satisfaction.
a3o G. Osborne.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Gasoline stove for sale cheap. En-
quire of Mrs. G. H. Foster.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
IA Life for 5Qc.

Many people have been cured of kid
ney diseases by taking Soc bottle of
Foley's Kidney cure.
a3o G. s. Osborne.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Money to loan by Roden &
Kirkwood. If
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

The biggest bargains in dress
goods ever shown in the city at
the Leader.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
Glad Tidings to Asthma Suf.
ferers.

Foley's Honey and Tar gives quick
and positive relief. 1t is the great rem
edy for respiratory organs like asthma,
bronchitis and h0arness.
a3o G.s. Osborne.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

All the shades and colors in
ginghams at the Leader.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Mothers: ehave just the suit you
want for your boy. Bring him to us
when you get ready to get him his
spring suit.
The Globe Clothing Co.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Parker's laundry, Sixth street, hal
block north of Erie. First class wor
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

work than her
ileighbors. 1t is
a distinct tri-
unph if her
butter is gener-
ally regarded
as the finest in
the county.
But fine butter
and bad health I
don't 60 to-
gether.
de NO Of MMiin Dale b,H,
Farm, Enosbu1g,
VT, writes to DR..
r. " Pierce HuE.
falo, N. ": Dur
ing the past year I
found that I was
to becomea moth
er and that I vaQ
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

The Leader makes a speciality
of dress trimmings.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Dress goods in all the new
spring designs and colors are now
to be seen at the Leader.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

A new and up to date line of neck
wear at the Globe.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06
Lingering La Grippe Cough
Cured.

Mr.. G. Vacher, l57 Osgood St., Chicago.
My wife had q severe case of Ia
grippe three years ago and it left her
with very bad cough. She tried q
bottle of Foley's Honey and Tar and
it gave immediate relief A so cent
bottle cured her cough entirely. Now
we are never without bottle of this
wonderful cough medicine in the house
25 and SOC. ago G.S. Osborne.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

The work Of a farmers wife 10 never
ended. But it is wholesome, enjoyable,
productive work that is pleasurable If the
farmers wife is we'll woman.
The work becomes weary drudgery
when the woman is sick. The work
drags and the woman's pride is hurt.
Her ambition is to do as much and better
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-04-06

Fancy ties, the very latest for ladies
wear, at the Leader.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1899-11-22

Don't waste your time in regret
ting the lime you have wasted.
An ordinary railway engine is
equivalent in strength to about 900
horses.
II all the worlds a stage every
man ought to have some sort of a
show.
It is said that two million Eng
lish sparrows were recently destroyed
in storm in Arkansas.
Clemson won in the football cor
test in Columbia Fair Week. The
score stood, Clemson 81, Carolinas 0.
In Harrodsburg, Ky, there is a
man who has a private coal mine
that he uses as his fuel supply and
will sell none.
The State Dispensary mas just
made its last quarterly report. 1t
turns into the public school fund OF
the State s4S,4l3 76.
DR.. Maxcy Lee, Ct a we'll known
family Ct Darlington, who killed his
father some time ago, has been found
guilty of murder with recommends
ton to mercy.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1899-11-22
Bskoi To, Ling.

A lily old boy entered into one Of
the hotels at the seaside, and seeing
on the slab on the right a crab
dressed on the shell with legs, claws
and parsley rA' 6 d around, said to
the landlord:
"WhAt dye call that?"
'Ctab," Was the answer.
Il ooks good: I'll have un, and
gle Us pint of ale.
Bread aud butter was added, and
the diner left to his dinner. In
about an hou tle genial Ian llord
entered the dining saloon to see if
his guest was getting on all right; he
found him chawing up the last claw,
the chawer was very red in tie face,
but beaniog.
IL ke the crab, si.?
Yes, be was capital, 1 never tast-
ed one afore, bu! I think you baked
'un little too long, the crust was so
hard. Lets have another pint"
He had eaten the lot-she!l, claws
and all complete.