Arizona republican., 1899-03-31
MARTIN D0OLEY
 ON ARIZONA.
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 ''Is there amy truth in what they'r
 sayin' that ye'er thinkin iv tak1n'
 thrip wist?" asked MT. Hennessy.
 There's may be some thruth Ill it,
 said MT. Dooley, which is more no
 can be sid iv most things that ye hear
 This winther has been a thrifle har-rt
 on me, as we'll as on the rist iv tn twt
 mill-yon warm-hearted but cowld
 footer raysidints iv this gr-reat city
 and me docthor he says 'Dooley, why
 don't ye take a run out to Californey
 fir a few wakes an git rid ivy tha
 churchyard cough that's on ye.'
 ssDinnis slipped in just atherwards an I mintioned to him what the doc
 thor had bin advisin'. Don't go tc Californey,' says Dinnis, 'Arizony's tn place fir ye; none betther an none SC good, he says. fCaliforney, they til me, says he, is a thrifle played out dhried out, maybe-but Arizony's com in to the fore wid a rush as a hilth maker an a with maker he says. I'll sind ye,' says he, a little wur-ruk l got down at the daypo that dis courses on ATizony hilth raysort5, an ye want to study it har-rd,' he says.
 1f'Dinnis, fir vance, was as good as his worrud, an sint the bulk round mkt day, am I've bin 1ookin' it over, Hin missy, an take it altogither they do seem to go Californey wan betther iriry toime.
 SIT instance, a Itinerary chap be tn name iv Warner (not the safe-cure znan) calls southern Californey our lily whin up gifts a Phaynix docther an says he, If southern Californey's ''our lily" Arizoney's tour Pershia-' y , Take that Warner he says, fan' be blowed t ye wid yer lily
 Thin another sOuther-rn Arizonyan rises to remarruk that in his part iv the counthry on'y min wid wan lung are wanted Iv'ry man in his county he says, came there on tn pint iv dith, wid wan lung o'ny concealed about his per-rson. None iv em' died; they're iviry man iv 'em sound as a dhrum; betther than amy man in tn east with two lungs, and they don't want to br-reak their pr-roud record, he says.
 It's ivvidintly a great counthry f'r hilth, Hinnissy, an equally so f'r with. Listen t me while I ixtract some fax firm this inter-resthin little worruk.
 There's money it says, in barley. Wan farmer planted five hunthred acres to barley an harvisted nine thousan' dollars worth iv grain in wan season, payin' fir his land an maxim a profit iv fifty per clint on top iv it. There's money it says, fin alfalfy. A man made five thousan' nine hunthred dollars nit on wan hunthred an sixty acres in three years by fadin' his al- falfy to catthle. There's money ill 1ivestock-in hogs, mark ye-an' there's money in bee culchure, bedad. Also in poultry. sugar bates, onions, grapes, swate potatys, olives, oranges, 1immOns an lines. There's money in aninin,' too, tn bulk says. Whin yer hilth's Established. Hinnissy, which it usually is in wake to tin days, ye can sally forth to tn placer diggin's an mosey roun' fir gowId. If y have some money lift afther payin' the docther ye can buy quartz claim or a copper prosphect fr mkt to nalv- thin.
 GIT tn last twinty years tn mines iv Arizony have produced goWld, silver 1 an copper to tn ixtint iv wan hun thred an twinty-sivin miil-yons iv do- | lars, tn bulk says, an tn yearly ray turn firm dhry placer minin' alone is about six hunthred thousan' dollars.
 ''Thim dhry placers raymind me, | Hinnissy, that Pm dhry mesilf an | think I'll trate mesilf to a smile bay fore talkin' amy more. Have wan with me, Hinnissy
 That's good" said MT. Dooley, put ting down his glass, "but I'll not rade | amy more t ye. I'll tell ye a sthory | l had it firm wan iv Carson Pirie's | dhrummers. I'd bin afther tellin' him was thinkin' iv goin' wist, an he i agreed with Dinnis that Arizony was tn place fir a man sound or sick, It's | equally good, says he, fir disayses iv tn lungs or tn liver There was | man. says he, +wanee, whose liver was about as bad as a liver can be an be a liver at all. This man tnoHey was l no objecO thried iviry cure that's iyer | bin discovered or invinted wid no ray l suits. whin a frind says to him, says | he, Why don't ye thry tn Hot Springs in Arizony? He'd niver heard iv em, but he swint there an was cured com plate in a wake or tin days This, | the drummer says was long ago, an that man lived on in perfect hilth until | he died iv ould age, but that liver iv i his got so much life put into it by tn Arizony springs that it jist couldn't | die, an afther tn man was dead they | had to take it out iv him an kill it | wid club
 tI'll belave that sthory,' said MT. | Hennessy, if yell wash it down wid | another dhriTk Dooley."
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