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Arizona republican., 1899-01-20

Where prices are reaS0ndDle, "He4 you can have your prescription file as your physician writes them?
 Where there are reliable chemists
 Where the stock is fresh?
 If so, look up the
 IF. HUDSON PHARMAC>
 26 E. Washington Si organizations and societies, church fairi or sociaIs, will not be printed in The Re publican except when paid for. CALL FOR TERRITORIAL WAR
 RANTS.
 Office of the Territorial Treasurer Phoenix, A. T., January IT, 1S98.
 I will pay on presentation genera fund warrants issued during 189i dated January to December 31, botf inclusive Interest will cease on and after this date.
 THOMAS w. PENETRATION,
 Territorial Treasurer. Wanted-Young man who is willing to work, and work hard. Must have some experience in all around news paper work, or must be capable ot learning rapidly. Apply at this office after 5:30.
 Table board $S a week at Ford hotel Excelsior needle worked best spokes put in your wheel for 10c at Depew' s Cash Bicycle store, Pemberton block South First avenue.
 Kohler & Chase, branch music store. Call and see something new in pianos. E. M. Furman, salesman, 240 East Washington street.
 Table board s8 a week at Ford hotel. For rent, completely, house of nine rooms; hot and cold water; electric light, piano and all modern convent ences. Apply Evelyn M. Perkins, Occi- dental, N. Center St
 Table board $8 a week at Ford hotel. Dr. Ward has removed his office to the O'Neill block, corner Washington and Second streets, adjoining pr. Paths office. Telephone 90. Resi- dence rooms, Dennis block, Washing ton and Second streets, telephone 189. For Rent-The Good Templars' hall Inquire at Doris Bros.
 Bring your kodak finishing to the gallery, 213 E. Washington street. Try Freston's 20 cent dinner, 46 North Center St. ----.---
 Two quail on toast, 25 cents. Fish, oysters, fine @'BROILED" steaks, choice dinners; quick service; open all night. COFFEE AL. Celery croquettes served with ali kinds of game and turkey, at the Epicurean cafe, Central hotel.
 Dr. Paths office removed to O'Neill block No. 2, Washington and Second streets. Table board s8 a week at Ford hotel Will you meet me AI the fountain l At Wakelin's pharmacy. of course. The popular rendezvous is at Wake 1in's pharmacy, the most comfortable | room in town.
 Extra low prices for this month in groceries. Frank Griebel, 2IS and 22O West Washington. Redewill block
 FOR OVER FIFTY YEARS Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been used for children teething. It soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind collie and is the best remedy for diarrhoea. Twenty five cents bottle
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
WIT AND WISDOM.

=. Johnny-.Whata are nonsense<erses
papa" Papal"Nearly all of them. my
sol.'"-Brookiyn Life. EfSsEe~
A certain Atchison man has genius
without doubt, but he has made his
life failure by talking too much
Atchison Globe.
Unexpected Meeting.-Wheeler =
saw you at church Sunday morning.
Sprocket-"Yes; had badly damaged
tire. What was the matter with yon'
wheel?'-Ohio State Journal. E
A Hint to tie Henpecked.-Henpech
--"Therell be no parting in Heaven
you know" Friend-"That's so. If you
want a divorce, old fellow. you'd better
attend to il on this side.
No Case on Record. -s.Brooks." asked
Rivers, do you know what wiz cure {
wart?'s Il never heard Of wart being
sick" said Brooks, without looking w
from his writing.-Chicago Record.
Warranted Fresh.-Fair Customer
"Are these eggs strictly fresh?" Grocer
Eyes. mum. The chickens that sup
ply me with eggs don't lay anything blu,
fresh ones.'-Philadelphia Record.
The Poet of To-Day.-Fame held out
her scroll to the Poet of To-Day. write
thy name here" she said, with kint
smile. "These autograph fiends giv'
me pain. exclaimed the Poet. irrita
bly,. Then he turned his back on Fame
Detroit Journal.
The Worst Part of It.-De Jones'"
hear your fra discharged you.
Smythe -s"Yes, but l wouldn't mint
that SO much if they hadn't added in
suit to injury" De Jones-'How SOP
Smythe-"They advertised for boy Il
fill my place. Chicago News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
PLANNING A DEPARTURE
An Author Who Would Get Ont Of III :
beaten Track and Give
the Real Thing.

what we want" said the publisher, 'sis
q good, realistic story Of army life. Some
thing that will show just how events move
among the soldiers"
Il see" said the author; Il was in the
are conducted"
Something that will thrill the reader to
the marrow and make his hair stand on
end"
II thought you said you wanted some
thing out of the ordinary"
That's what am after"
well, in that case, we won't have any
thrill in it. Of course, it's there, but It
comes SO suddenly and is so soon over that
you hardly have time to know what thrilled
you. If you want to get right down to
hard-pan realism and sound the keynote
of the soldiers general experience, you
want to leave out most of this description
of hero rushing headlong through strug-
Cling men and over fallen horses, waving a
gun with one hand and the star spangled
banner with the other. while singing My
Country. IT'S Of Thee at the top Of hi.
voice. Wen get out of the beaten track Of
fiction and relate how many hours day he
spend currying his horse and polishing his
weapons, and how many miles a day he
travelled, and how often he wanted to talk
back and didn't dare, and how he would
have been willing to give four dollars a
square inch for a beefsteak, and all the
rest of the little details which play so i'm
portant part and which writers of fiction
have hitherto so strangely neglected. -
WASHINGTON Star.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

Sword Waited b, Con:ress - Oswev.
ital will probably occur on Monday. Octo-
Der Z although the date will depend upon
the length Of the celebration In New York.
which IL still unsettled. The principal
features Of the reception In Washington.
as planned by the citizens. with the &C.
operation Of the President and Cabinet.
will be two In number-the presentation
Of the sword voted by Congress and
night parade. A public reception At the
White House will be followed by dinner
to the Admiral by Preside-t Mckinley.
The sword will be presented by Secretary
Long. at the east front Of the Capitol. In
the presence of Ar. Mckinley and ell the
members Of the Cabinet, late in tne at
ernoon, while the parade. consisting CT or
ganizations OF all kinds, will be accoEar-i-
MED by an illumination OF the city ca
scale Of beauty never before witnessed in
Washington.
The different features Of the psepar,-
lions are in tho hands Of . central eody
Of citizens and eleven committees. en-
bracing in all over a thousand people.
Preparations for the celebration have
been In hand for over a month.
The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad and
other railroads entering Washington have
agreed upon cheap rstes for the ceiehra-
ton, and the committee expects that there
will be an outpouring CT patriotic citizens
almost equal 10 the inauguration OF
President.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
ONLY "YoNsONs" THERE.
Even the Chinese Laundryman Had o
Couple Of Norwegian Initials
In His Name.

Up in the central part of Wisconsin"
SAID Chicago travelling man, who had got
tired talking about the trusts, there is a
town that is inhabited almost exclusively
by 'fonsons. The name of the man who
keeps the hotel is 'Yonson, the drug store
on the corner is owned by man named
'1onson, the proprietor Of the establish.
mcnt that uses our goods is Mr.. 'Yonson,'
and L noticed when was riding up town
from the station that the grocer and the
butcher were both 'Yonsons,
What's the matter here said to the
bus driver, haven't you any people in
this town who don't belong to the 'Yon-
Wall, Ay tank dare been Won or two,' he
replied;
What's your name?' asked.
=. Yonson, he answered.
II was about to make some further in
guiries as to the Yonson' family, but at
that moment we passed the public laundry,
and, looking at the square red sign above
the door, / read:
Yip Yonson, Laundry
inside the Chinaman who owned the con-
Germ was busy ironing, and permitting his
pigtail to hang down his back / am almost
convinced now that some of those 'Yonsons'
are frauds. Chicago Times Herald.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
Mrs. Barnard Thanks
MRS. PNKHAM FOR HEALTH
ILxrrra 70 xRx r1xKxAx no. Is.soal

(LxrrEa 70 HRx PIxKKAx no. ls.eosl
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for me. was very miserable and los
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In . paper about Lydia E Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. SO wrote to you
and after taking two bottlesI felt like
newperson. Your Vegetable Compound
has entirely cured me and cannot
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MILLrowN, WASHINGTON Co, ME-.
An Iowa Woman's Convincing seatsnsat
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one said nothing but m operation
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fuse flowing; sometimes would think
Iwould how to death. Twas 90 weak
that the least work would tire me.
Reading Of 20 many being cured by
your medicine, made mp my mind to
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glad that did. I took Lydia f. Pink
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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
a Narrow Escape.

The man with the court plaster en- his
nose was talking about a cyclone and what a
narrow escape he had when one of the group
asked:
where were you when the cyclone hit
your horse?"
Down cellar" was the reply.
"You knew it was coming and had fled for
safety"
'.Oh, no! Ihad a jaw with my wife and she
had locked me up in the cellar half day
previous"
"And when the house went a-fying frag-
ment hit you on the nose?"
"Well, NO. My wife hit me on the nose the
day before she locked me up"
"Then what about your narrow escape
from the cyclone?" persisted the questioner.
"Why, suppose my wife had Just come
wind picked the house up and sent 1t sail
ing!" answered the man with the nose
Chicago Evening News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
cANNIBAL IN THE INK.
He Was from the South Sea Islaads
and There Was Character
in His Writing.

Rather an amusing incident was con-
nected with the return to San Francisco, en-
route to Washington, Of Justice w. L.
Chambers, who has been for a number of
years chief justice of Samoa. The judge is 4
well-educated and highly cultivated Ala
baman, with that polish of that rara avis,
the Southern gentleman of the best type.
In an interview, published at Honolulu on
his way up, the chief justice was SO serious
ly misrepresented in his alleged statements
regarding Samoan matters that he took the
wise precaution in San Francisco Of writ.
ing out his views on the more ticklish mat
tiers concerning which he was interviewed.
Like most gentlemen, Judge Chambers pen
manship would never be taken as a model in
district school. A printer on a morning
paper to whom it was given to set up was in
despair.
Look here" he said, "this is positively
the worst writing ever was up against"
"But that was written by the chief JUS
tice of Samoa, man. Look how much char
acter there is in the writing"
''Chief justice of Samoa snorted the
compositor. THAT accounts for it. There il
character in his hand. might have known
he was a South Sea islander. / could smell
canibal in the ink!'-San Francisco News
Letter.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

Their pa!ot h.d died, and young ,9snn MaS IA
; nS concluded he funeral services over the
grave Of their feathered pet. pose
foliS is in Heaven now" remarked jennie.
tearfully. yes" returned Master Tommy
a .'nose he is." "He-he's got wings, ous
he wouldn't be an angel up there, woula
hew INQUIRED the little n mad c ansI0 Tommy
ah II, wouldn't be an angel; only people :
that" "Then what do you sposs he IS
now" persisted his sister. Tommy thought
for moment. Then the light OF insplra-
tiou dawned on his beaming countenancs::
II guess Polly is bird OF paradise now
he announced joyfully.-Troy Times.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
He Didr.t Like Chopin.

IA rrsic;an ont Of work. are you?" sud
The housekeeper. "Well. you'll find a few
cords in the woodshed. Suppose You favor
us with an obligato."
"Pardon the pronunciation, madam; re-
rl;ed Peripatetic Paderoosky, but CHOPIN
Is not popular with me. -Catholic STAND
ard Times
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
Objectionable.

Miss DE Puyster-I can trace my an
cesiors back to the reformation.
De Jones-That's nothing. 1 can
trace mine back years and years before
they attempted to reform.-Chicago
Evening News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
m Your Feet Ache and Bnrns

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot Ease,
. powder for the feet. 1t makes tight OF
New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns' PUN pun
and Sweating Feet. All Druggists and Snoe
Stores sell it. 25c Sample sent FREE: Al
dress. Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. i.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

Science has discovered plant SO full Of
ife that if one of its leaves be broken Of
and merely pinned to a warm wall another
plant will grow from it. 1t is these same
1taliz,ng principles which enable Hostel.
ters Stomach Bitters to arouse to life and
duty the oyerworked stomach, the weak
blood and sluggish liver. The sufferer from
dyspepsia or any stomach trouble needs
Hostetter's Stomach Dnters. See that q
private Revenue Stamp covers the neck Of
A girl Of is should remember how soon q
is reached, and be more considerate.-Atch.
ison Globe
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
The Cornfed PHILOSOPHERS.

s'The man who says he would be con
tented with crust." said the Cornfed Phil
osopher, clicks mighty hard unless there ];
q good proportion Of cake under the crust.
-1pdianapolis journal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

"Look MP, lift up" was the motto on the
badge worn BY the pale young man. "Wot's
| dis" asked the elevator boy. Has us guys
| got 4 union s"-Indianapolis Journal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
Too Many

Hoax-Newed must have been surprised
when the nurse showed him the trpiets,
Joax-Yes; he could hardly believe MS
census.-Philadelph Record. -
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
Never rails.i

Jaggles--How did the church break
the long draught-by having the min.
lister pray for rain?
Waggles-No; by giving 4 Sunday
chool picnic.-N. Y. World.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
Too Serious.

''Do you think his intentions arc scrious:''
asked her best girl friend.
Altogether too serious, was the reply.
"He asked me yesterday ii ] would con-
sent to have my life insured IN favor OF my
husband when ! married. Spare No.
nenfx
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
Home Seekers Excurstons VIA "Bt4
Fc0r Route"


To the North, West, Northwest, South.
west. South and Southeast. Selling dates:
August 18th, September 5th and 18th; and
on October Sd and 18th, 1889, at one fare,
plus 500 to authorized points in the fol.
lowing states; Alabamas Arizona, Arkan-
Georgia, Iowa, Indian Territory, Idaho,
Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana. Michigan,
Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri. Montana,
Manitoba, New Mexico, Nebraska, North
Carolina, North Dakota, Oregon, Okla.
homa, South Carolina, South Dakota, Texas,
Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming,
Washington For full information and par
ticulars as to rates, routes, tickets, limits,
stop-over privileges, etc.. call on Agents
big Four Route" or address the under
Warren j. Lynch, Gen. Pass. & Tiki. Agt. !,
Cincinnati, 0.
A lie is always in hurry, but the truth 10
M.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

When it is announced that woman IS
going away her neighbors get up farewell
surprise party on her, but the only attention
a man gets is the appearance OF his creditor>
with hiIls=Atchison Globe.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

Won don't have to take a day oil to do
,ons dvs;no If ycu use Putnam Fadeless
Dives. These dyes are so simple to use that
YOU can do your dyeing and have everything
cleaned up and put away in from hall 10
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
The En- d.

He-You can't expect me to be pleas
ant all the time. ~
She-Oh, no; the very best l can do
IS hope that you will be simply agree
able sometimes. = Philadelphia North
American
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

The first FIVE minutes after an accident .
man is grateful that he escaped with his life;
after that he begins to complain his pants
were torn.-Atchison Globe. .a4
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
nA1,on.s esee1,ss TO DEWEY.

naasarss Of she ksespsiea to abs 4assse
Haro I'm w ashtngtor.
ma central idea underlying the grAnd
vlcene 10 e given ADMIRAL Dswey IN
washinxton the first week In OCTOBER IS
sta national character. His arrival at the
Capital viii mark his real homecoming
- 10 American people. where the of'ciAis
AZ the government will participate. and
The masnifcsntly jeweled s~ord voted oy
congress will be presented. To that ena
an the arrangements will be OF a simple nut
most d,Gnifed character. Tho weicoms 20
~ hero Of Mania at the National GAP
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

Don't scratch, when it can be avoided by
using Tetterine, the only sure cure known Tor
all itching diseases. 30 cents at druggists, or
By mail for cash or stamps; d. L. ohuptrine'
manufacturer, Savannah. Ga.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14
Someth,,w Horrible.

Algyt (mnch agitated) -Gwacious
Have you heard that the twouble b.
tween Caneby and Checkerton result
ed in duel?
Jack-By George, no! f..sfFA
"Yaas: you should have seen them
face, each other. pal. but infwepid.
Lots were. dwawn, and Caneby, poor
fellow. must wear a turn-down collar
for the next six months. Bits.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

Before resignirg your position, remem-
Der that for every uncccupied hole. there are
20 pegs irving to get in-Atchison Globe.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

Piso's Cure for Consumption has no equal
az a Cough medicine:-F- n. Aboott, 5S5
Seneca St, Buffalo, n Y, May Q. 1894.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

The Best Prescription for Chiiis
end Fever is o bottle Of GgovE's TAsTELEss
CHILL Toxic. It's simply iron and qnluinein
atasteiess FORM No cure : no pay. Pfice,oOc-
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

1t always puzzles horse to find out what
4 woman's driving at.-Philadelphla Rec-
ord
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

When a man whistles all the day either
his heart or. his head is light.-Chicago
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

This may be a horseless age, but money
continues to make the mare go Just the
same.-Chicago Daily News. 1858
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

A lie is always in hurry, but the truth 10
willing to wait.-Chicago Daily News.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14


to stand Mt your door fightiang back the
wolf with your own hand, red with car
mage. But God has crown fer you. r
want you TO realize this morning that
He is now making it, and whenever you
weep tear He sets another gem in that
crown. Whenever you have papg OF
body or soul He puts another gem in
that crown, until after awhile in all
the tiara there will be no room for an
other splepdor, and God will say to His
angel: "The crown is done. Let her
up, that she may wear it," And as the
Lord of righteousness puts the crown
upon your brow angel will cry to angel:
"Who is she?" And Christ will say: II
will tell you who she is. She is the ono
that came up out of great tribulatior
and had her robe washed and made
white in the blood of the Lamb" And
then God will spread a banquet. and lie
will invite all the principalities OF
Heaven to sit at the feast. and the
tables will blush with the best clusters
from the vineyards of God and crimson
with the IL manner of fruits from the
tree of life. and waters froE, the foun-
tains of the rock will flash from the
golden tankartis. and the old harpcrs OF
Heaven will sit there, making music
with their harps, and Christ will Point
Won out amid the celebrities of Heaven,
saving: ..She suffered with me on earth;
row we are going to be glorified to-
.l.-o Al %bo l,,pCnAfprS No loprpr
able to hold their peace. will Nreak forth
with congratulations: Hail. tail!" And
there will be handwritirgs on the wall
not such as struck the Babylolian
noblenen with horror. but f.rc-tipred
fingers, writing in blazing capitals of
light and love: God hath wiped away
all tears from Ill facesi"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

Narcisse was taken to Brisbane and
was there put into the hands of the
French consul, who send him back to the
land of his birth. Among his family
and friends he quickly reacquired the
knowledge and love of civilization, and
lived as fisherman with them until his
death ten years ago.-St. Louis Repub-
In - -
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-10-14

day when YOU said: "Here shall have
to STOP" and you called in your part
ners. and you called in the most promi-
nent men in your employ, and you said:
1--WE have got 10 stop" You left the
store suddenly. You could hardly
make UP your mind to pass through the
street and over on the ferryboat. You
felt everybody would be looking at you
and blaming you and denouncing you.
You fastened home. You told your
wife all about the affair What did
she say? Did she play the butterfly?
Did she talk about the silks, and the
ribbons, and the fashions?
No. She came up 10 the emergency.
She quailed not under the stroke. She
offered TO go out of the comfortable
house into a smaller one and wear the
old cloak another winter. She was the
one who understood your affairs with
out blaming you. You looked upon what
you thought was thin. weak woman's
arm holding you up; but while you
looked at that arm there came into the
feeble muscles Of it the strength of the
eternal God. Noscliding. No frctting.
No telling you about the beautiful house
of her father from which you brought
her 10, 90 or 50 years ago. You said:
'.Well. this is the happicst day Of my
life. l am glad l have got from under
my burden. My wife don't carc-I
cont care" At the moment You were
exhausted God sent d Deborah to meet
the host of sAU;a!ekites. and scatter
them like chaff over the plain. There
arc sometimes women who sit reading
sentimental novels and who wish that
they had some grand field in which to
display their Christian powers. What
grand aad glorious things they could
do if they only had an opportunity:
My sister, you need not wait for any
such time. A crisis will come in your