The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1899-09-16
MAYHEM picnic today.

OAaA4 matuCFb CQmDhuY HI the
opera house every night next week.
For REsr-Au s-room, two-story brick
residence. Close to business. Apply at
this ONCE. s-26tf.
HOME MONEY TO LoAN.-ou good real
estate security. In sums OF $500 aud up,
at z per cent. No commission, no red
tape. Apply to j. q. Plattenburg. Il
Odessa voted on the proposition to issue
$4,000 In bonds for an electric light
plant. Only twenty votes were cast
against the proposition. The people cele-
brated the event Monday night.
MIR. J.. r. Moorehead tool a Mccormick
corn harvesting machine to the farm Of
Mr.. Geo. W. johnson, Tuesday, for a trial.
While II did not work well In green corn,
1t gave great satisfaction in ripe corn.
Whites Cream vermifuge ia perfectly
harmless, and will remove every worm.
It Is also a tonic, and by its s~trengthing
properties will restore to pale cheeks a
rosy hue Of health. Price Is cts. For
sale by Crenshaw q Young. 9.2-ml.
Il is amusing TO see the boys stand on
tbs street and watch the long string of
college girls 90 by, and then get together
and compare notes. II the dear girls
could hear the comments some would
feel fiattered. and some would not.
You may bride the appetite, but you
can not bride the liver to do Its work we'll.
You must be honest with It. help 1t along
a little now and then with q dose OF Her
bine. the best liver regulator. Price so cts
For sale by Crenshaw q Young 9.2.m1
County Attorney vivion went to Hig.
ginsville, Monday, not for the purpose OF
attending the circus, but Ia order TO be
on hand II any trouble occurred. lie had
TO go TO the circus TO watch things, but
he did not want to go. Such things will
happen with public officials.
Ia the railroad wreck, near Sedalia last
week, when two trains ran together, the
two engines were mashed together 90
firmly that two engins could not pull
them apart. They were hauled into
sedalia In that condition, and two engines
and q force Of men worked all day before
getting them apart.
The HigRinsvIlle Leader charges Editor
Plsttenburg. Of Mayview, with having
made threats To start a branch office at
Dover. and says the Dover paper will be
called "The Glmlet." We object to the
name. Editor Plattenburg's ape Ia moi
a bore. Better call &c ''Tne Broadax" OF
1.-THE Calling Gup," something sugges-
tive of a b~road-guage pattern"
We have a letter at this office which
was mailed in this city, aud directed to
"Mr. t. W. Evans, Periumer, Al South 9Th
Street, Philadelphia, Penn" On the
back OF the envelope is q printed card
AIN ten days return to Lock Drawer s
Lexington, Mo-" The postmaster here
says lock drawer 8 belongs to the INTEL.
LIoKNcER. The writer OF the letter car
get 1t by calling here for 1t.
Miss Marks, the new vocal teacher o.
tho RhPtiot ronhio OOiieBct Will ucuisb IL
the music at the Baptist Church tomor,
row, with Prof. Nunvar, who is brilliant
pipe organist, at the organ. Miss Marks
will sing a solo at the morning service
and as she comes with strong New Yorh
recommendations as having q beautifu
dramatic soprano voice, q treat is expect
ed. Prof. Nunvar will play solos at bott
services.
Higginsville Leader: Mrs. George Duran
passed through Higginsville Saturday
morning on the hummer, due here at 7:l7
OF her way to Kansas City, and fell of
the platform OF one OF the coaches thre,
miles east OF Odessa. Mrs. Duran wal
not feeling well, and, unmindful OF th,
danger, stepped out on the rear platform
for fresh air and while there tainted, will
the above result. she was not missed BY
the conductor until the train reached
Bates City, and for some reason was no
discovered until the 10 o'clock passenger
going east reported 1t at Mayview, wber
DIR. Daley Immediately went out 10
buggy and found her 10 q semi conscioul
condition, with a broken shoulder, ant
brought her to MAYHEM, where she wa
given medical aid. Her husband came
down from Kanses City, but her CON
dition would not permit her being re
moved. At a late hour last night sh'
was reported some better.
The editor OF an exchange, who know
a good thing when he sees 1t, says: Thl
young people who indulge 10 the dizz!
waltz will hear with interest that thu
heads OF Warsaw and Green Ridge socie
ties have decided that settling out
embodies the same position as dancing
the only difference 10 you sit instead o
dance. The mans right arm is arounS
the girls waist, while his left hand hold
her right. Her left hand Is placed upon
his shoulder while her head rests lovingly
upon his bosom, aud all they have to d.
Is to sit and listen to the music. Nov
that 10 something like It.. We hav'
always regarded it as quite a nuisance L
gallop q mile or two for a hug or two. A
room full OF people sitting around hug
s,pk !" ,Ssama,,oL,
ms w" "s.nos 30 wal,s
$3.50 -, o. ,ho danos bn,
MOS. men ws' my mo,
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never iu's' -" 'pp
pretty girl
/ Hlgginsvllle Jeifersonlan; VIM. Keitl