The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-05-19
Editorial and Otherwise.

Lord deliver us from a scheming man or
woman.
The Southern people favor early and often
marriages.
The heifer dance is to be introduced on the
gulf coast.
When a girl kisses you, don't kiss her back
Kiss her face.
An unpaid bill, like dsordered stom ach,
is hard to settle.
One sometimes meets colonel whose title
is not on straight.
IF snake rises even in bad weather, fair
weather i'll follow.
Don't fail to register. It is the duty of
every citizen to vote.
A "aopper" is not regarded As a safe man
to have business with.
There are some candidates pushing their
claims for matrlmony.
The bow that is always bent, loses it elastic
ity ard becomes useless.
A really great man does not care whether
any body knows it or not.
II is not the carpenter with the most tools
who is the finest workman.
II a girl is not married at twenty she is
expected to go out seeking.
Most Of the people who have been disap-
pointed in love are married.
No man is absolutely worthless. A good
skeleton will bring S25 cash.
Leta man express his opinions without fear,
favor or affection to any one.
No one is compelled to believe a fish story.
That is the best thing about it..
Baseball would be more popular il there
were not so many base men in it.
The most persistent and pernicious of all
trusts is that Of the demagognes.
A SISSY" man is contemplate in the eyes
of good and true men and women.
s. W. Farmer, editor of the Walden Demo.
crat, committed matrimony last week.
a man cannot possess ANYTHING better than
good wife; or worse than bad one.
Some things never happen toa man twice
death is one Of them, but taxes is not.
II will be unearthed some day, and there
will be how ling and g"sshng of teeth.
There are some men who have to be knock
ed down first and argued with afierward.
Some people hate to pay an honest debt
when they have the money in their pockets.
Better let your wife have a fit of Mysteries
than to run in debt for a silk dress or piano.
A fool is an orator who fights the friend
who pulls his coat tail to make him sit down.
The patents on patent medicines seem never
to expire, but there is no doubt about the pa
tients.
In Montana one PLAYER holds the cards, an
other the revolver. The coroner holds the IN
quest.
The woman who thinks all men are angels
had better remain single and nurse the de-
lusion.
This is strange world. Nearly everybody
likes to see nearly everybody else "get it in
the neck"
Wit is bright, rapid, ofttimes blasting. Hn-
NOR is persuasive, and should be frank and
unaffected.
There would always be room at the top il
those who are stiviug to climb up there were
not so ambitious.
Just about the time when many an orator
gets warmed up to his subject his audience
begins to melt away.
The individual who is loaded down with
self-conceit is not necessarilya person who
carries great weight.
A girl with A straw hat and shirt waist is
a good thing and that is why simmer society
helps to push her along.
1T was once said Of an inveterate gossip
that. "she even trimmed her bonnet with the
feathers Of flying rumor."
In the spring time man is not allowed to
forget that he is bilious. His liver aud post
crs on fences remind him 0t it.
Keeping the wolf from the door is beauti-
full sentiment, but keeping the cat of the
back fence is tremendous reality.
The man who advocates the desccration Of
the Sabbath is a menace to good citizenship.
Remember the Sabbath day to keepit holy"
Queer, isn't il, how riches will throw dag
cling light which opens the eye with envy and
how that same eye 10 blinded by the glare Of
poverty.
Germany reports electric plowing. Proba-
bly, that's why the crops are so light and ne
cessitates the Importation Of cereals from
America.
II is probable that very few women could
love their husbands long II they had to look
over their shoulders 10 tho looking glass while
they avslshaving.
The old maxim: "'Tis the early bird that
catches the worm," serves very well a. .
AGuids 10 tho bird but does not couducs taths
safety u the worm.
A young lady while ont walking heard, for
the hrst time her mothers intention Of mar
syinG again and she was obliged to sit right
down and cry about Il. She coald not 70
step. father.
Al exchange, whose sditor has svidsstly
besn 70 :.mssling, makes thls obssrvaties,
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