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Primary Colon.

Rafferty," said Mr.. Dolan, what's
thin primary colors OF -hear me
dau'ther Ann tellin' of since she tuck
to shtudyin' art?" "Wull," was the an
swer, "judgin' be all the primaries Oi
wor iver to, Oh should say they wor
black an blue. e."-Washington Star
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Jusfitiable.

Magistrate-Why did you commit
this unprovoked assault?
Prisoner wanted to get my picture
in the papers.
Magistrate-Well, will you be good
If let you go?
Prisoner-I am afraid not. now
want to kill the artist who made the
pictures.-Chicago Tribune.
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Conditional Agreement.

Il wouldn't have refused that young
man If I'd been you" said a maiden
aunt to her young ard frisky niece.
II don't think ] would, either, il I'd
been you" retorted the saucy maiden.
-Harper.s Bazaar.
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Great Discretion.

Younger Sister-Why did you tell
Mr.. Callagain how old ! amt
Elder Sister-You're too young for
that to make any difference. Now. it
would be different If you were to tell
him my age.
Well didn't. 1 only told him you
we're ten years older than Lam.
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Risky

"Did you know" said the old colored
man, "dat curses, like chickens, come
home to roos'?"
"Is hyuhd It," replied Mr.. Erastus
Pinkley, "an' I 'specks it's so. But ter
tell de troof, allus thought chickens
wus takin' big risks bout gittin' home
in dis neighborhood. ."-Washington
Star.
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THEATRICAL TOPICS.
SOME SAYINGS AND DOlNGS
IN STAGELAND.
John E. Kellerd May 60 on the Road
on His Own Account-Story of tho
Late Fanny Davenport's Life-Percy
Hasw ellis Recent Successes.

VERY theater-goer
who saw Mrs. Car
ter in "The Heart
of Maryland" will,
of course, remem-
Der John E. Kel-
lerd's vivid acting
of the villainous
Colonel T h o r p.
Three years before
l had seen him, as
Marie Burroughs
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Its Source.

Teacher-Johnnie, where does the
rain come from?
Johnnie-From gran'ma's bones.
Teacher-How so, in your grand
mothers bones?
Johnnie-Gran ma always sez when
it's rainin': 81 fel, il in my bones four
weeks apo."-E Y World.
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Buck,en.s Arp,ca salve.

THE BEST SALVE in the world for
Cuts, Bruises. Sores, Ulcers. Salt Rheum.
Fever Sores, letter, Chappsd Hands,
Chilhains, Corns, and all Skin Erup
tons, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
price 7s cents per box. For sale by
:streamer's Drug Store.
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Oo-operation In England.

{ Distributive cooperation in England
now embraces more than 1900 socie-
des, with capital OF $10G,000,00 and
trade Of close up to $3.50. 900 an
nually.
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G.. HENRY, M. d
Student OF Dr. Phillip Ricord OF Paris.
SYPHILIS
A SPECIALITY
Thirty.Six Years Practice. the Last Ten
in Denver.
MEN ONLY TREATED

cure guaranteed in every case undertaken
when cure is practicable and possible. Con-
orrhoea, gleet and structure speedily cured with
Dr.. Records French Remedies. Recert cases
cUBRBs, sANDALwOOD OIL nor COPA1BA
nsed.
spermatorrhoea, seminal losses, night emiss-
sous, insomni, dependency. radically cured.
Ricerd's method practiced In the Worlds Hos.
pltal, Paris.
Refereuce: Over 5000 patients successfully
eured within the last ten years. Can refer to
Omces 97 sveenteenth street, near champa,
Denvef Colo.
1usiish, Preach, German, Polish, Russian
and bohemian spokeA. .Consultati0n and One
examinstaOn FFee. corrssoondence solicited
trietly eea1deatiai.
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Took Two D.ys.

He-"I don't understand why you al
ways take two days for shopping"
She-"Oh, it's very simple. It takes
me one day to buy the things, and .
second day to change them. Tit
Bits.
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E,ery rvo ui..ss.

She How are You getting ON with
your cycling, Captain Vert?
He G beginner)- Oh. sptsndidly; gsE-
ding On about eve1y evo minnteA-
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Poverty may blunt our Other ssnaoA
- : ahAsDens IL tastA
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Ladies, Attention.

We have fitted up Dressmakipg Par
lors over the Golden Rule. and are pre-
pared to give satisfaction. beth IN fl aud
finish. Prices reasonable.
MISS GUTHRIE
MISS LAWRENCE.
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Information.

''Pa, doesn't post mean aftsr1s
.Yes." ''Then does post-ofice mean
after once ?s-Ex.
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The accompanying picture represents
Miss Florence Maye Norton of Wauke-
gan, Ill.,, a graduate of the American
Conservatory of Chicago, and an ac-
complished performer on both violin
and piano. She has appeared fre-
quently before critical musical audi
ences, when her skill as an artist, COM
bined with her charming personality,
has made most favorable impression.
Miss Norton is devoted to her art, and
has been a most conscientious pupil
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Use Prof. Fields worm powders
aingle trial proves their worth.
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Tn. Bard Who r.nsd.
slope

ue started out to charm mankind
And win place on Fame's high
ulnro.
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Today he lives by writing 'tads"
For a manufacturer Of 0oap.
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Miss Eleanor Barry has interested
both the patrons of vaudeville and
regular theaters with her bright, spon-
taneous style, her clever acting, and
her very attractive individuality. l
ha 'e seen her only thrice, but each
time she has shown growth which
foretells success. About year ago
she appeared with John T. Sullivan in
a little farce by Sydney Grundy, en-
titled Captain Huntington; last
spring she gave very sympathetic
portrayal of the leading role in
Truth" curious play, devoted to the
exploitation of faith cure and other
isms, and she is at present touring the
leading vaudeville houses with Charles
Kent in a clever farcical play, involv-
ing the customary mix-up of charac-
ters and situations. Miss Barry, by
the way, was born in San Francisco,
and her father is ex-secretary of state
for Nevada. Barry is nom de thea
ter. Her family name is Babcock.
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leading man, act Romeo Dun
stan Renshaw, in "The Profi-
gate" and Judith, with marked
plastic skill, and had at once set him
down as young actor well worth
watching. Mr.. Kellerd has been on
the American stage about fifteen years
and in that period has been a leading
member Of Bandmann's, Florences,
Jefferson's, Mrs Potters, Rose Cogh-
lan's, and other important companies.
Last season he created the Indian half
breed in Cumberland '61," and his ap-
pearance was as true to life and pic
turesque as his acting was impressive
and vigorous.
This season Mr.. Kellerd, renouncing
his starring plans for the nonce, was
cast for much cut and reduced part
in Stuart Robson's production of "The
Meddler," the new play by Augustus
Thomas, which Mr.. Robson chose as
his principal play for the season Of
1S9S-99. Mr.. Kellerd, however. has no
intention of remaining long in that un-
desirable role, and hopes that the
fates may decree an early beginning
for his frequently deferred starring
tour. But, as he himself says: 'I have
a distinct aversion to seeing the words,
will probably be seen as star, etc.
which | regret to say are so readily
given forth by our people, and often
with so little intention" Theater-
goers may consequently hope for more
from Mr.. Kellerd than if he preten-
there could be little hope of fulfill
ment.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01

Jim Webster was being tried for
bribing a colored witness. Sam John
sing, to testify falsely, relates the De
troit Free Press.
"Yor say the defendant offered you
$50 to testify in his behalfT' asked the
lawyer Of Sam.
"Yes, sah."
Now. repeat what he said, using his
exact words"
He said he would glib me $50 II
HE didn't speak In the third person.
did heT'
mo, sab; he tuck good care dat 6ar
were no third pusson round; dar was
only two-us two"
"I know that, but he spoke to you in
the first person, didn't her'
81 was de fus' pusson myself, sah."
"You don't understand me. When he
was talking to you did he say. will
pay you $5OY"
mo, sab; he didn't say nothin' bout
you payin' me $50. Your name wasn't
mentioned, 'ceptin' he told me ef eber l.
got into a scrape you was de best law
yer in San Antoine to fool de jedge and
de jury-in fac, you was de best In
town to cover up reskehty."
For a brief, breathless moment the
rial was suspended.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01

Eeyptian dislike Of the French.
The Frenchman in Egypt is an un.
pleasant person from the native point
Of view. French artists. wandering
from place to place in search OF sub
jects for their paintings, carry with
them, In addition to their artistic para
phernalia, their own peculiar notions
of civilization. The Arab Shiekh, VINO
with dignified kindness offers to the
perfect stranger the most frank and
generous hospitality, Is treated as dirt
of civilization. The Arab sheik, who
passing along the village street. with
only her lustrous eyes visible above her
flowing veil, is favored with q stare
the like of which cannot be conceived
by an American man who has never
left his own chiva1rOus country.
The little children Of five or six years,
who come and stare at the wonderful
stranger, and who get In his way, are
vhacked with the Frenchman's stick.
The dogs Of the native villages, which
for protection are trained to sheep in
the daytime and keep awake IN the
night, know them, and hate them. Al
intervals through the night these dogs
bark and howl in a desultory fashion
calling to their canine friends and rela'
tiyes in other little villages q mile oI
two away. If the dogs fall asleep thE
Arabs stir and awaken in the unaccus
toned silence. Then they think theil
dogs cannot be keeping q proper lock
out. and, getting up. they arouse them
and the monotonous yap-yap-yappini
u resumed.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01
Queer Story OF Two LAX es.

The Wetternsee In Sweden. like se
many other lakes, has long enjoyed the
local reputation Of being a bottomless
pit. The Swedish scientists have now
destroyed the venerable legend, for In
the measurements taken a few days
ago they have successfully demon
strated that the greatest depth OF the
lake is only 119 meters. There still re-
mains. however, a series Of mysteries
which science must be content to leave
unsolved-at least for time. 1t Is not
only a legendary belief, but there Is
ouasi-scientiflc ground for the queer
supposition that living creatures. AMI
NAL and vegetable, can and do make
Journeys to and fro between the higt
northern Lake of Wettern and the
South German Lake Of Constance. This
bold conclusion has been partly 5usti
fed by the appearance of exactly the
same fauna, and even Of the same AMI
NAL life, in the Swedish and the Swa
bian seas. 1t is even asserted that
whenever there is a storm on the Lake
of Constance the Lake Of Wettern be-
Gins sympathetically to roll and swell,
and that the southern lake Is similarly
moved by any agitation in the distant
northern lake. The Kleine Zeitung So
herly declares this sympathetic phe
nomenon to be known fact. but con
s,derately adds that we have to wait
some time for the rational explanation
Of it,-London News.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01

.t0y; sbtf< tie two sa1doe-- -poop1o Noro 90
engrossed that they did not hear Hor-
ace enter.
"For Gods sake, James Fisk, for the
sake of the love you once professed to
have for me- spare me the misery of
sending my boy to the war; What Is q
FOreclose the mortgage tomorrow.
turn us in the street. but don't influence
my child to sacrifice himself on the
altar of love for me-"
For an instant tbe woman thought
that she caught a glimpse Of feeling in
the cold eyes, but 1t passed as quickly
as 1t had come.
Mrs. Packard" responded the me-
tallic voice with staccato-like precis-
ion, business is business. You areHoo
late, for the contract is signed, and this
day have Cancelled the mortgage. Al
low me to say, madam, that revenge.
such as this, is sweet"
The woman gave him a swift sad
look, her lips opened as II to speak, then
she turned and left the Office. That
night the Hon. James Fisk was sud
denly called to join the great majority
where no proxy could take his place.
He had evidently not left the office
since his interview with Mrs. Packard,
for the errand boy found him the next
morning with his legal documents scat
tered about him. Heart failure!' the
doctor pronounced it, that convenient
pOst-mortem phrase which covers a
multitude of errors
In the tightly closed hand was a min
iature picture of a fair-faced girl-a
pensive countenance-at that sweet
time when she is
j Standing with reluctant feet
Where the brook and river met,
| Womanhood and childhood feet"
1T must be the sister who died yeara
ago." said Madam Grundy.
However, one person knew the truth
of the matter, for on his desk was
| note addressed to Mrs. Packard, and II
read:
! Friend Margaret: 1 have reconsid
cred my hasty words and have decided
to go myself Have destroyed the con
tract, and thus release the lad. (Hov
like you he isD Please keep your con
tract for the sake of auld lang syne
Obediently, ]. L. FISK"
I-OhiO Farmer.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01
ART OF APT REPLY.
Some Examples Of Felicitous Expres
si0ns In Ticklish Places.

some Examples Of Felicitous Expres
sions In Ticklish Places.
The art Of avoiding . conversations.
unpleasantness by . graceful way Of
putting things belongs, In its highest
perfection, to the East. When Lord
Dufferin was viceroy Of India he had q
"shikarry," or sporting servant, whose
special duty was to attend the visitors
at the vice regal court on their shoot
Ing excursions. Returning one day
from one of these expeditions the shi
karry encountered the viceroy. who
full Of courteous solicitude for his
guests enjoyment. asked:
well, what sort Of sport has Lord
- hadr'
"Oh," replied the scrupulously polite
Indian, "the young sahib shot divinely.
but God was very merciful to the
BIRDS"
Compare this honeyed form Of speech
with the terms In which an English
gamekeeper would convey his opinion
Of bad shot, and we are forced to ad-
NIT the social superiority Of Lord Sal
lsbury's "black man." But II we turn
from the Orient to the Occident. and
from our dependencies to the United
Kingdom. the art Of putting things Is
found to flourish better on Irish than
on Scotch or English soil. We all re-
member that Archbishop Whately is
said to have thanked God on his death
bed that he had never given a penny in
lndiscriminate charity. A successor
Of the apostles might have found more
suitable subjects Of mor1bund self-con-
graduation, and l have always rejoiced
in the mental picture Of the archbishop
In all the frlgid pomp Of political econ.
omy, waving OF the Dublin beggaI
with:
! go away; go away. 1 never give to
anyone in the street." and receiving the
Instantaneous rejoinder:
Then where would your reverence
have me wait on your
A lady of my acquaintance who is
proprietress in County Galway Is in the
habit Of receiving her own rents. One
day, when a tenant farmer had pleaded
long and unsuccessfully for an abate
ment, he exclaimed as he handed ovel
his money:
"Well, my lady, an l can say Is tina
II had my time over again. It's not ,
tenant farmer I'd be. I'd follow one o
the learned professions"
The proprietress gently replied tina
even in the learned professions Their
were losses as well as gains, and. per
haps, he would have found professional
life as precarious as farming.
"Ah, my lady, but how can that be :?
replied the son Of st. Patrick. Il
you're a lawyer-win or lose, your
paid. II you're a doctor-kill or cure
you're paid. If you're a priest-heave
or hell, you're paid"
Who can imagine an English farme
!, pleading the case for an abatemen
with this happy mIxture or ruu IN
satire?-Manchester Guardian.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01
THE OPENIDOOR.
sn6esaSeS1eg5gE@. Sg28gaM1Gsgs

ono opportunity to free our home from
debt, and you will not say nay will
you, mother miner
But Mrs. Packard sat as II she were
Petriied. At last her voice came to hec.
and all the mother love asserted itself
as she lclas-ed the stalwart lad in her
arms and kissed him passionately.
"Oh, my boy, my all, how can l let you
go? What will mother do without
your
How old are you, my nanY' asked
the examining physician of Horace.
later In the day?
{ Seventeen, sir" responded the boy.
promptly.
I'm. Umr' was the suggestive ea.
clamation. This was followed by more
questions. II see, l see," said the old
doctor. why didn't you add year to
it; that's what lots of them do. You'd
have stood n better chance If you had
Horace stretched himself to his full
height, and the physician continued. 81
don't need to ask you il you are strong
for your physique speaks for itself, but
your age certainly stands In the way
Do you think you would be able to
shoulder musket all day?"
For reply Horace placed five chairs
in a row, leaped over each in turn, theI
faced around. and vaulted over the en-
tire group with one bound.
The physician smiled at the exhibi
ton. but said, Something of an ath
lete. my man; well, think we will give
YOU trial.
|
| When Horace entered the Hon. Jane.
Fisk's Office his heart smOte him pain
fully, for boy though he was, he saw
n sight that is stamped upon his mem
ory to this day.
The mother stood before the desk o.
the grim-faced man pleading for he
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01

Eight new stars We're discovered last
year and officially named. The highly
poetic appellations ID. II, ID. l.
ID J." ID X" - L." ID NJ" ID N"
and ID o. have been assigned to
them.
OF the factories in Michigan 1881 pay
their employees weekly, 1877 semi
monthly and CAB monthly. The aver
age daily wage, as ascertained by the
labor commissioner, is $1.37.
An Austrian meteorologist has
proved by experiments that rainbows
are conditioned by the size OF lain
drops, and that while we ordinarily
see only two rainbows side by side.
there are as manv as twenty.
Female fish of all species are consid-
erably more numerous than males,
with two exceptions-the angler and
1.-THE catfish.
The bones and muscle of the human
Ibody are capable of over 1900 move
Iments.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01
Very Appropriate.
Hixon-Blowett, the pugilis1 Is 10
star in a new play.
D,xon-So! What's the name OF II:
Hixon-"Natural Gas"
or..t;ons Of Value.

VueotIOho VI
n. trew that she was q clever busi-
nos. woman, and therefore he thought
bia scheme a good one. But he did not
rea,ize that she was such a good judge
Of values.
II have made a bst that will marry
you," he said.
"Money up7" she asked.
"Yes." he answered, pleased 1t the
hu.inesslike way she took hold OF til
proposition.
"How muchT
"Five hundred dollars.
She looked him over critically. -,
.sToo low," she said at last. "You.i
have to get it raised to $1,000 OF you Z"
lose" -
And at that, as she afterward eA'
plained, she was giving him . bargain
dav price.-Chicago Post
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01

"Soft" Drfnk.
She-What makes Jour ffienl'0 moss
80 red?
He-The sun.
"Oh, he has been drinking IN Hho0sen-
lhghtr'-Yopykers Statesman. "a =
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01
A Russian Custom

A Russian family, when moving to
now home. kindles the fire on the hearth
with Goals brought from the old res
dence.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01
The soprano threw the basso
In the choir a loving glanees
She was such a pretty lass-o,

She was such a pretty lass-o,
And they only met BY chants.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Florence-"What Ia the first thino
you have to learn in golfT Marion
"What to wear."-Puck.
She-"Did you see the Latin quarter
while in Parish He-"No; but I got
several lead francs passed on me-
Truth.
Ignorance, bliss: knowledge. baistaR
-She-"when you married me you
said you were well or" He-T wasi
but did not know it."-Vanity.
When a woman speaks Of her hire<
rirl al a maid" she is thinking seri
ouslv of putting her in uniform.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01

No man need expect much q . dis
MAY at his funeral. unless he - . color
"a man. and belonGD - Q Jo00A
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01
Ancient War Customs.

In the ancient wars 1t was the Gus
tom for both armies to 60 into winter
quarters, but nowadays such a thing IL
quite unknown, and several battles dur
ing this century have been fought OF
Christmas Day and New Years Day.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1899-03-01

When a married woman begins ts
exaggerate the size of the milk bills ts
her husband, her next move will be t.
suggest that he buy a COW.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-10-24
THESE REMAINED BEHIND
List Of Officers and Men Who
Stayed on the Islands.
SOME ARE STILL FIGHTING
Sergeent-Mejor Heilig's Record Shows
That So Montana Soldiers Enlisted
for Further Service - Others Will
Engage in Business.

There may be many Montanans who
scan with anxious eyes the printed
lists of the returned men of the First
Montana regiment seeking in vain for
the name of some acquaintance or
friend, known to have been with +he
regiment. Not finding the lookedfor
names in these lists a search will per-
haps be made among the names of
those who gave their lives for their
country and whose names are en-
blaZoned upon the roll of honor,
Dead upon the field of battle" But
these anxious searchers will not find
the names for which they seek in this
list. There has been frequent inquiry
as to the apparent discrepancies which
exist in these rolls as published.
1t is the fortune of war that no regi-
ment returns with full ranks.
Leaving out of consideration death
and disease as causes of vacancies on
the muster roll there are many other
causes which operate to cause these va
cancies. There is the fascination of
military life that leads many to con-
tinue in the service; there is the allure
ment of prospective financial gain in
civil life in a new country; there is a
fondness for rowing acquired by
travel; there are scores of reasons that
might be cited
1t is to these causes that the seeming
errors in published lists may be traced.
Some of Montanas soldiers have en-
listed anew for further service: some
have decided that the Philippines offer
good opportunities in civil life some
are are travelling home more leisurely
than the regiment did. But, to the
credit of the regiment be it said. the
entry, "desertion," appears opposite
the name of no Montana soldier. They
were all true to their colors.
The list published below, prepared by
Sergeant Major Heilig from his rec
ords, gives the names of all who were
left behind in the Philippines, and their
present occupation. The name of Major
Duncan does not appear, for, although
he was left behind he overlook the
regiment at San Francisco, This list
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-10-24

ION to Manila" is just the thing to
read up before the Montana boys re-
turn. 1t tells all about the campaign
in the Philippines and the movements
of the LIST Montana from the day they
departed from San Francisco to date.
One coupon and 25 cents secures a copy
at Standard offices in Anaconda, Butte,
Missoula or Great Falls.