The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-06-07

valet to swear nit, ''vot a boor coundry id
is ware man can make nuddings bud
money! Ven l walk along der sdreeds in
my naughtmobile Wagon und see
man drifting a drolley gar l say Ply myself,
Poor fellow, yet! He has never seen
Mrs. Gulph, vich she is der Empress uf
India und der Queen of Gread Bridain
ind some barts uf Ireland-how sad his
life musd be, alretty.
Und den alder vile ven ] see a man
vich he is der commodore uf a coal cart
| say Ply myself 'Ach, vot a cruelty is
dot mans position. He has nefer looked
ubon der fairness uf HIS Royal Highness,
der Brince uf Wales-ns wonder he has d
low vorhead und drinks beer nit his sub
Der! Heafen helb der coundry Vot has no
royaldy, D.nky! Id can nefer rise abofe
der level uf making der rich bay daxes
und gedding ub dinners for Chorge Dew
cyl"
wen, Willie" 1 set, would you lif in
dis goundry uf We hat royady on der half
skeu?"
mod unless Windsor Castle vas here,
too also" set Willie, using his valet to
sing Colt Safe Der Queen" mt a Scotch
accentngs.
''Vot suchchestions hat you to improve
ment der Union SdadeSE L set
I'D is too far gone for me TO improve
ment id now,' set Willie, using his valet TO
make a deeb sigh nit. I'D vas sad tay
for der Union Shades ven Chorge Wash
ington handed King Chorge hot Won in
der shord rips. IF Chorse Washington hat
made mindings uf his own pitzness l would
be a descendency from Chon Ch0cab Hotel
Astor, vich he would haf seen der fairst
Dock uf Sdadden island und der Earl III
Kin Won Kun. also, yet. Dink ut 3D.
Dinky, dink uf i'd IF Chorge Washington
hat made mindings uf his own pitzness l
would be der Dock Of SGaden Island, und
der Earl uf Kin Won Kull, init me und
der Brince uf Nasvs una Emperor Nii!um
b!aying stuff all ofer my CUFF links. Ach.
Himmen Vot shame id IS abouid
Chorge Washington und his tam lberatlo
pitzuessi Not a shame id is! set Nl44le,
using his valet to make veepngs mil.
''Chorge Washington IS suppositioned to
be der fahder uf his coundry," set moot
ing by der door ofer.
we'll" set Vile, "he should hat seiec-
toned some udder goundry to be DER ran
der uf Wy dit ne nod Wind ould dot | vas
going to be born in his goundry bevore he
vent und chased royalty Into der vet ocean
midouid bathing suids on?'
"Yust dink, Willie" / set. ''vot change
dare would be uf Chorge hat only consul
tationed his dream book IF Chorge hat
vent to der Gypsy vordune deller insdead
uf der blacksmith shob ad Valley Vorge
ind wound ouid dod you would be born
In der vudure, vod a different cambaign
he would half conductioned. Washington
he would haf ga.led ub King George on der
dellyvone und he would hat made sbeag-
ings to him like DIS:
Hello, Kingr
Hello. Chorger
tr Frgf1I mil ynn X
"'Vy, Chorge?'
Because Vile Waldorf Hotel Aston will
be ankry nit me ven he is born ind grows
ub to be a mans.
An right, Chorge; pud you troobs in
der guard house und Jolt Vil.ie / am much
obligationed by him. Waiter, annuder mug
uf bitter. uf you bleaseH
"Und den der var would haf been Otter,
Willie. und der Union Shades would be sid
ding al der feets uf royalty to-day und
throwing twendy shillings ha penny ad der
Brince uf Wales efery dime he dock a ride
on his bisoockle."
Zach, Himmell Doan'd. Dinky doan'dw
set Willie, using his valet to make blead-
ings. Der blissful picture vot you draw
ia unuerfs me. yet. 1 wish ven Chorse
Washington vas Guiding down dot cherry
dree Ger ax id had sltbbed und made
bruises on his indelligcnce-dots vot 1
wish! 7 win nefer forgif der land uf my
birth because i'd vas nod some adder
goundry we're dey haf kings ind Queens.
Dare is nuddings here bud den shods und
daN collectors
IND den Willie Waldorf Hotel Aston he
took ouid 8 two fousand tol,ar pill und
NIT his Wallets teeth he tored Id ub un9
swallowed id. IVY az you dear ub SO
much money. Viltie?" / set.
because" set Willie II hat yust recol-
i Il 10 rpi rfr In
der picture uf der cheab American edizen
on der greenpack has NOT got his irouser-
nes rolcd uh ad der boddomi"
IND den Willie instructioned his valet TO
weep nit bidderness vor twendy minuets
ind l lait my head on Niilie's vshbone
and vept also.
IND den We separatIoned