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dwelling and in addition is given the
measurement OF The building rs to size
and height, kind of chmneys, method of
heating and method of lighting.
The greatest cut in the new schedule of
rates comes on dwellings that are cX-
posed to other residences. In rows of
dwellings this cut is particularly notice
able. Formerly the rate on a first -class
frame dwelling. in HE water limits, was
fixed al 50 cents a hundred dollars Il year.
This rate was disturbed by exposures only
within distance Of 50 feel. Now tho
rate on such 4 dwelling is 40 cents. and
the rate is affected adversely only on eX-
pnSurps that are within distance Of 20
feet The basis rale itself is now lower
and the exposure may now &c 20 feet away
without affecting the rate. Take Il dwell
ling that was formerly rated at - cents.
To start with il was given Il rate of 81
cents. Then the exposure 20 feet away
might have added most of the other @
cents TO make up the rate. Now this
building Starts out with rate of 40
cents, and no exposure outside 90 feet af-
fCcts The rate at all.
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Dumas Kept His Head

Dumas found I man asleep in the The
atre Francais during The playing Of Il
piece by his friend Sonnet. "You see
.hat?' said he, chats your work.
Next evening 4 Dumas comedy was put
on The two friends looked in again and
found sleeper.
''You see. dear Dumas said Sonnet,
''ynur works can produce Sleep
do you refer to that MANI" replied
Dumas. "Why, that's the man who was
there last night. Hes not awake YETI
San Francisco News Letter
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Meets second and fourth Fridays at
Kalamazoo hall. President, Edward
Kriz; vice president John McMurcl1y;
secretary. J. W. Allen: reading clerk.
Henry Dworschak: treasurer. Thoma s
Savard; financial secretary. Charles
Leytze; sergeant-at-arms. Walter john
son: trustees. August Saxine Walter
Thompson and A. A. Elder.
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"IIer father has quite an elastic step for
one so Old
"Well, rather. You would have thought
it elastic had YOU seen the way | was
bounced from it the other afternoOn.-In-
dianapols Journal
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Label. League.

II First avenue east. President. VIM.
Garland; vice president, Chas. Lcytze;
recording secretary, G. II. Collier; secre-
tary-treasurer, A. Nelson; sergeant-at-
arms, j. Dunn.
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Union Directory.

If The secretaries of The various un-
ions whose card does not appear will
send it In we will insert it in this col
llmn.
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Duluth, Missabe &
Northern Ry. Co.

%"Piano playing is said to be healthful.
Eyes; the girl next door drives us all to
the parks every Sunday afternoon.
cago Record. Y, -4.t.-s
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HELLO FIGHT NOW ON
NEW COUNCIL AWARDS FRANCHISE
TO EVANS OF DETROIT.

New Company Says II Will Have
Telephones Ready for Service bE
May !, 110O-svOri< Will BE
Standing Committees Appointed.
Mayor TrnclScn Heard Irom.
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Laundry Workers Union.

Meets first and third Monday at Brown
hall. 4. b. Scott, secretary.
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Meets second and fourth Thursday at
No. IL First avenue East. p. Mclaughlin
secretary.
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Meets every Friday at Brown Hall
Joseph Getty, secretary.
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Meets first AMI third Saturday at Coz
lumbil hail. j. II. .Jeckcll, secretary.
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BricklNyerS Union.

Meets every third Sunday at Kalamazt
hall. James Walfrom, secretary.
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rreSSmunS Union of Duluth and
Superior.

Meets every first Monday after SECOND
Saturday. Oliver Quick. secretary.
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Painters and Decorators.

Meets every Monday at Hunters hall
G. Gilleland, secretary.
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American Agents Association.
Meets first and third Friday at thu
Singer Sewing Machine office. Lewis ST.
mon, secretary.
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Timers Union,

Meets first and third Wednesday al
Brown Hall. Edward Moore, secretary.
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TypOXrNpIlicNI Union.

Meets second and fourth Tuesday
Kalamazoo hall. r. Timlin, secretary.
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l First avenue r.. Geo. Wassllm, secre-
street Car Employees Union.

Meets every second Tuesday at Hunter
hail. Thns. SaVartl, secretary.
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Meets every second and fourth Tuesda,
at Hunter hall. Fred w. Byshe, secre
tary.
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Wood workers Union.
HartenIerS Union.

Meets first and third Friday in MOI
mamma hail. c. Larson, secretary.
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Meets the first Sunday in the month a
Kalamazoo hall. Chas. Collier, secretary
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BOilernlakers Union.

Meets every Monday at No. First av
nue. west. j. w. Schweiger, secretary.
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Tailors Union.
Meets every Monday at Kalamazoo hall
Andrew Nelson, secretary.
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Stone MaSOnS Union.
Cooks Union.

Meets second and fourth Monday at
Brown hall. NJ. Heisler, secretary.
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Meets every Thursday at Hunter hall
j. r. Bumpus, secretary.
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BARRIERS Union.

Meets first and third Wednesday at Kal
amazoo hall. Mathew Ettinger, secretary
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Meets every third Saturday at Norma
ma hall. e. Clarey, secretary.
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Plumbers Union.
Meets first and third Thursday at Hunt
ar hall. w. Z. McEwen, secretary.
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erS Union.
Meets first and third Saturday at No.
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Meets every Tuesday at Brown Hall.
Scarley, secretary.
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ORA mems UMtOM.
Meets first and third Saturday at Brow:
Hall. L. Hanson, secretary.
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Duildfue 'Trn,Ies CounciI.

arms, y. Dunn.
building Trades Council.
Meets second and fourth Thursday at
No. II First avenue East. p. Mclaughlin,
secretary.
Laundry Workers Union.
Meets first and third Monday at Brown
hall. I. b. Scott, secretary.
International Union Of Steam Engin-
GERS.
Meets every Monday at Hunters hall.
G. Gilleland, secretary.
Painters and Decorators.
Meets first and third Wednesday at
Brown Hall. Edward Moore, secretary.
Timers Union.
Meets second and fourth Tuesday at
Kalamazoo hall. T. Timlin, secretary.
Typographical Union.
Meets the first Sunday in the month at
Kalamazoo hall. Chas. Collier, secretary.
TailOrs Union.
Meets every Monday at Kalamazoo hall.
Andrew Nelson, secretary.
American Agents Association.
Meets first and third Friday at the
Singer Sewing Machine office. Lewis ST.
mon, secretary.
Wood workers Union.
Meets first and third Friday in Nor
mamma hall. c. Larson, secretary.
Hartenilers Union.
Meets every third Sunday at Kalamazoo
hall. James Walfrom, secretary.
Bricl<lnyers Union.
Meets every Friday at Brown Hail.
Joseph Getty, secretary.
Root and Shoemnkers Union.
Meets every Monday at No. First ave-
nue. West- j. W. Schweiger, secretary.
BOilermakers Union.
Meets every third Saturday at Norman
ma hall. e. Clarey, secretary.
Carpenters Union
Meets every Tuesday at Brown Hall. S.
Scarley, secretary.
Draymen's Union.
Meets first and third Saturday at Brown
Hall. l.. hanson, secretary.
Plumbers Union.
Meets first and third Thursday at Hunt
er hall. w. e. McEwen, secretary.
CiENrmakerS Union.
Meets first and third Wednesday at Kali
amazoo hall. Mathew Ettinger, secretary.
BARRIERS Union.
Meets every second and fourth Tuesday
at Hunter hall. Fred w. Byshe, secre-
tary.
Stone MaSOns Union.
Meets second and fourth Monday at
Brown hall. NJ. Heisler, secretary.
Cooks Union.
Meets every Thursday at Hunter hall.
j. r. Bumpus, secretary.
JOurneymen Bakers and COnfectiOn-
erS Union.
Meets first and third Saturday at No.
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JOurneymen Bakers and CONNECTION
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-02-25
SUNDAY AT THE CHURCHES

Young Women's Christian association.
Gospel service Sunday, AIS p m. DR..
" invited to be present.
North Topeka Baptist church. corner
Hutchinson, pastor. Services, at IL a. m.
i ana ~ p; n morning subject. Hep
AN Enlarging Life
First United Presbyterian church, cor
NJ F. McKirahan, pastor. Preaching to-
morrow at II o'clock on The Unjust Stew.
ara and at 30 on "Abraham's Faith
Miss Anna Kelley will lead the C. Z. at
Third Christian church, corner of Third
Preaching at 1S:45 a. m. and 7:$o pm p m. ;
morning subject -'Expansion"; evening
Dawdy and his choir will give a short
concert 211e I,, before the evening. sermon.
lie tests, Sunday at o'clock at Topeka
English Lutheran church. Preaching at
II a m. by the pastor, Rev. A. F.. Wag-
assisted by the church orchestra and the
Young Peoples chorus will render a for
First. Unitarian church. Preaching at IL
a; m. by the minister, Rev. Abram W.
In the evening DR.. B. D. Eastman will
give an address on ''Dorothea Dix, and
Her Work for the Insane"
Westminster Presbyterian church. Serv-
ICES ICES morning and evening, conducted by
evening subject. "a Trintarian'' Sunday
school at 9:4S a: m and c. +. meeting at
$50 p. m; mid-week prayer meeting on
Thursday evening at 7:45.
Services at the Second United Presbv-
terrain church. corner of Huntoon and
POLK streets at the usual hours. by the
pastor. Dr. James White: subject in the
morning, He Thinketh Upon Me-; in the
evening, To him that cometh 1 give
power over the nations
St Johns y. NJ. E church, corner Of
Seventh street and Topeka avenue. Glass
meeting at 10 a m: preaching at II a. m
and $50 p. m by J. r. Ransom, pastor
morning subject Our Future Rest: :
Some of Its Writer'S" Sunday school n
: p. m: young peoples meeting at go
p m There viii be music at the even
ing service by the Merrett sisters
First Christian church. Rev. NJ % Har-
ian VIII preach, morning and evening;
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evening subject, ''Rationalism," being the
fourth in the series of Sunday night SER
mons on fallacieS in modern religious
thought.
The Church of the Good Spirit will hold
~ Kansas avenue, second floor; lecture
by go e E. Ch1esrey; Evening services at
from subjects given by the audience; also
tests.
Quincy, Mrs Lillian NJ. Snow will give an
inspirational lecture and tests on Spirit
ference and fact meeting at 2:3q p. M,
with good music and tests. Aduittance
free. All are invited.
Mount Olive NJ. E. church. on Buchan-
an street between a. King and IT rwelfth
day, school at 10 a m; preaching at II a.
m by pastor; class meeting at p M;
preaching at $50 p. m. H. H. Lucas,
,, Quarterly mseting at the E. N; E;
church, corner Fourteenth and Van Buren
m. by the presiding elder, Rev. w. L.
Olive church: Sunday school at 2 p. m;
Epworth league at p. m.
United Brethren church. Services are
church on Twelfth and Quincy streets. ii
pastor; 10 a. m. Sunday school: 9S; $50 'i Pc
M 7: P. e: U; me se1i $. e Coblentz,
First Presbyterian church. Preaching
t:go the pastor II; II a; m Hear Ye Hin
day School, 9:45 a m; Christian EndeaVor
meeting, $50 p. m.
Smoky Row mission; Revival services
each evening at 7:30; Sabbath school at 10
a. m; preac ching at and 1880 p. m. R.
Adams in charge.
First Methodist Episcopal church. Rev.
r. L. Thorpe, p D, pastor. $3.50 a. M,
class meeting; 10 a. m, practitioners
classes; II a m, preaching by the pas
tor, subject, THE Spirit OF Elisha; 2:90
p m. Sunday school; 4 p. m. Junior
league; $50 p. m. Epworth league.
Grace cathedral-7:90 a. m, holy COM
munion: $50 a. m, Sunday school; II a.
m. morning prayer, litany and sermon by
the Very Rev. Dean Skyes; 3 p m, re-
hearsal of choir; 100 p. m, evening serv-
ice. Stainers "Crucifixion," by the ca
thedral choir
= Church of. the Good Shepherd. corner
Laurent and Quincy, North Topeka. $3.50
a. m. Sunday school and Bible class: IL
q. m, morning service and holy commun-
ion, sermon by Rev. Canon ByyVater.
St Simon'S. corner Seventh and Western
avenue. $50 a. m, Sunday school, 4:31
;; II. = pTa 10y r-E Sarr',''r' h- o.
o. tf.c Cathedral clergy.
Cavalry chapel. p. m, Sunday school;
4 p m, evening prayer, sermon bV the
Rev. Joseph Wayne.
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Potomac Frog-Raiser's Foreign Order

Jacob Fontz. a gentleman who resides
at st. Michaels, Md, a little town not
far from Washington, on the banks of
the Potomac, makes a business
of raising bullfrogS for the mar
ket, and ships them in crates con-
tanning a dozen each and plenty of sea-
weed to the hotels and restaurants of
New York. Baltimore, Philadelphia and
other cities of the east 1t is profit
able business. No farmer in that part
of the state makes half as much money
with double the labor as Mr.. FontZ, for
with the assistance of two or three col
ored men he can raise or sen sever4I
thousand bullfrogs every month at the
rate of 81 a dozen, and the raw material
costs practically nothing. The fame of
Mr. Fontz has been confined to dealers
in deIicacies and epicures on this side
of the ocean until recently, but it APP
pears that the Germans have now heard
of him, for he has just received an or
der from Berlin for eight hundred fat
young frogs, to be shipped alive by
steamer from Baltimore to Bremen
Washington Correspondence of the Chi
cago Record.
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The Severity of this Dis
ease increases Each
Winter.

Though the disagreeable effects of Ca
tarrh are felt all the year round, cold
and unpleasant weather aggravates
the disease and it is during the winter
season that its severest form is felt.
Each succeeding year seems to in
tensify the disease, so that it gradually
fastens its hold upon the sufferer with
a grasp that becomes frmer each sea-
son.
Catarrh often appears as only cold
at first, and is hardly noticed. But
gradually the cold returns, and it is
more difficult to cure, and stays longer
than formerly. These symptoms can
not be mistaken; they mark the first
appearance of g disease that will de-
velop in severity and stubbornness, and
which it is impossible to cure with the
local treatment of sprays, washes, and
similar applications. Being a disease
of the blood, only blood remedy can
have the slightest effect upon it. S.S.S.
(Swift's Specified is the only cure for
Catarrh, because it is the only blood
remedy which goes to the seat of all OBJ
stinate cases, and forces out the disease.
Mr. T A. Williams, a leading mer-
chant of Spartanburg, s. c., writes:
For four years had nasal catarrh,
and though the case was a mild one at
first, it was not long until noticed that
it was gradually growing worse. OF
course | was under treatment Of first
class physicians, but their remedies
were applied locally, and the Catarrh
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REGISTERED IN vows.
FIRST AUTOMOBILE
Ambulance Presented to q Chicago
Hospital

Chicago, Feb. 25.-The first auto
mobile ambulance ever constructed was
presented today to the Michael Reese
hospital of this city. 1t was built in
Chicago and is the gift of five prom
inent business men of this city who re-
fuse to allow their names to be used in
connection with the presentation. The
ambulance weighs 1000 pounds and it's
speed approximates 16 miles an hour.
The body of the vehicle is set on a
separate set of springs, which reduces
the jar and jolting of the occupant to
a minimum.
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Eggs go Cents e Dozen.

indianapolis, Ind, Feb. 25.-An egg
famine is on in this city. The retail
price today is so cents and the whole
salers are holding out at So cents. The
retailers hesitate to meet this price and
are hopeful that shipments from south
ern Indiana will soon bring the price
down.
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For frost bites. burns, indolent sores,
eczema, skin disease, and especially
Piles, De Wits Witch Hazel Salve
stands first and best. Look out for dis
honest people who try to initiate and
counterfeit it. It's their endorsement of
a good article. Worthless goods are not
initiated. Get De Wits Witch Hazel
Salve. Geo. w. Stansfield, A !. Arnold
q Son, A. J. Kane & Co.
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Before the discovery of One Minute
Cough Cure, ministers were greatly dis
turbed by coughing congregations. No
excuse for ii now. Geo. w. Stansfield,
A. J. Arnold & Son., A. ]. Kane & Co.
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1t Cures by Inhalation.
YOUR MONEY REFUNDED If IT FAILS
TO CURE.

Prices: Trial Outfits, Csc; Reg
ular Outfits, $1.oo; Extra Bottles,
SOC. Hyomei Balm, 25c- Hyomei
Guaranteed Dyspepsia Cure, SOC.
All druggists, or sent by mail
Send for folder and "Story of Hyo-
mei.''
THE r. T. BOOTH CO.,
Auditorium Bldg, Chicago.
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Cold Weather
Brings Catarrh.

seemed to be getting Hrmer hold on
me all the while.
AFTER spending so much money for
treatment which proved to be all in
vain, was urged to try s. s. s. This
remedy proved to be the right one, for
it got at the disease, and few bottles
cured me perfectly. The cure was q
permanent one, and have not had q
touch of the disease for many years.
Swift's Specific is the only remedy that
will have the slightest effect upon
CatsrrhH
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Large Stamp Purchase.

Louisville, KY, Feb. 25.-The National
Tobacco company bought 1925, 600 worth
of tobacco stamps yesterday.
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Kock leland Route.

Pittsburg. Kan, and return, $4s4. ac-
count grand lodge A. o. L. w. Tickets
on sale Feb. "A to IS, good returning
hareh 6.
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DR.. Mitchell says in diff
cult cases of Anernia, he adds
cod-liver oil half an hour
after each meal and he likes
to use it in an emulsion; that
he has watched with grow
ing surprise some listless,
feeble. creature gathering
flesh, color and wholesome
ness of mind and body from
this treatment.
"Scott's Emulsion" is cod
liver oil combined with by
Pophosphites. 1t regenerates
tissue, invigorates the nerves
and brain, enriches the blood
and adds fat and strength.
soc and 500, all druggists
SCOTT & BOVINE, Chemists, New York.
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SUI erers from
vCatarrh should get
D start on the dis
ease before the cold
weather aggravates
it. Those who have
been relying upon
local treatment will
Sind winter weather
Sis all that is needed
Ito show that the
is still with
fbor, A on1rGo IF
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-02-25

n~6 ea1S of Toof stcs..-
dKe ach, and your
stomach will take
care of your health. Take Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters, and then there
will be an end to Dyspepsia, In
digestion, Bi1iousness. Constipation
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-02-25
JULIA ARTHUR.

This Great ACTRESSES Opinion OF the
New Cure.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-02-25

s. S. s. (Swift's Specific) will prove all
assertions made that it is the only cure
for Catarrh it goes to the cause of the
trouble-the blood-and forces out all
traces of the disease.
Swift's Specific is the only remedy
which reaches real obstinate blood dis
eases it cures Catarrh, Rheumatism
Cancer, Contagious Blood Poison, Ec-
zema, Scrofula, and every other
disease of the blood It is guaranteed
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-02-25

and Malaria.
1t drives all
poisonS from
the blood a.
builds up t
b 70 Ike nd o
body and shs
nervous SYSte
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Purely Vegetable

and is the only blood remedy containing
no potash, mercury or other mineral.
Books mailed free to any address by
the Swift Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1899-03-30
ST. JAMES PARISH.

Lenten services will be held every
day this week. On Easter day SER
vices will be held at 1880 a m. 1890
a. m. and the children's Easter
festival at 4.30.
1t has been decided to hold the
second service at 1890 instead of
IL o'clock on Easter day, and the
Sunday after. VIII the members
of the congregation please keep
this ia mind. Fred Ofenhauser
has prepared a beautiful pro-
gramme of music for both Sundays.
A class of fifty will be confirmed
on Sunday April 8. The services
on Good Friday will commence at
10 a. m. AS this is one of the most
important days in the church year,
is hoped that every parishioner will
attend.
Eighteen persons have been bap-
tized during the past month, and
there are several Others awaiting
baptism.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1899-03-30
WHY THEY MARRY.

The editor of an exchange sent
out postal cards to a large num-
Der of married men in his town
and here are a few of the re-
spouses to the inquiry, Why did
you marry?"
Because | didn't have the exper-
ience i have now.-B.
thought it would be cheaper
than breach of promise suit
Because l was too lazy to work.
Jack.
Married to get even with her
mother, but never have.-L. V.
Because Sallie told me that five
other men we're trying to propose
to her.-Jim.
| was tired of 5uying ice cream
and candies and going to theatres,
and wanted a rest, Have saved
money! d.
Why l married? I've been eleven
years trying to find out.-Victim.
The old man thought eight years
courting long enough.-D. H.
Please don't stir me up.-Wil-
liam.
Her father threatened to give
me his foot, so l concluded to take
his daughters handy.
Had difficulty in unlocking the
door at night, and wanted some
body to let me in.-Frank.
| was lonesome and melancholy
and wanted some one to make me
lively. She makes me very lively. -
Peter.
That's the same fool question
that my friends ask me every day.
Lawrence.
wanted a comp anion of the Op-
posite sex. She is still opposite
Daniel.
Because I h ad more money than
| knew what to do with Now l
have more to do than have money
to do with,-Sam.
Because I asked her if she would
have me. She said she would. |
think she's got me.-Orion.
The Daily Texarkanian., 1899-03-30
Innate Modesty.

A young lady whose sense of
modesty would not permit her to
address an unmarried clerk in or
dinary English, called for a PAIR OF
garter thusly; cit is my desir to
obtain a circular elastic appendage
capable of being contracted and
expanded by means of oscillating
FURNISHED steel appliances that
sparkle like particles of gold leaf
set with alaska dimonds, and
which are utilized for keeping In
position the habiliments Of the
lower extremities, which innate
delicacy forbids me mentioning"