The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1899-02-03
OBSERVATIONS.


I Who can sit quietly in rocking
! chair?
/. To err is human to 60 on erin.
more so.
No man is a Christian by com
: pulsion.
He tests at hearts that never low
ed a girl.
! 1t takes a woman to see through
! woman.
: Work makes money and money
9 makes work.
Z 4 rose would not be half a rose
without a thorn.
Only the rich can practice econo-
nv with success.
4 sharp pencil is sure to make it,
mark in the world.
! Women shouldn't cry It is more
! picturesque to sob.
: There i eloquence and pathos in
the silence OF a fool.
A good name is rather to be
chosen than poverty.
Cupid does not care whether he
pays house rent or not.
Tailors make wedding suits and
lawyers make divorce suits.
Some OF the so-called pugulists
sh puld try scrap-iron tonic.
The bigger bore a man is the
more he shoots of his mouth.
True love is the only sort that
can stand the test OF absence.
Oae short year OF married life
turns auburn tresses carmine.
Some men are willing to pay cash
for everything but their debts.
The man who praises the baby
always wins the mothers smile.
Some people are always talking
about charity because they need it.
Wisdom consists in knowing what
YOU should learn in order to be wise
ANY man can agree with a wo-
man, but it seldom does any good.
When man is busy he never al
mires a nan who sings at his work
We all try to help a m )dest per
son; we all try to injure a conceited |
one.
Even as pleasant a thing as praise
is dangerous; too much OF it is rid
icule.
Il often happens that the man
who Is his own boss sees but few
pay days.
The man who is most discreet
when sober is the biggest fool when
There i only one excuse for the
man that does wrong; it is not
hard to do.
Some men would do more good |
if they walkei with their heads on
the ground.
How we admire the man who
happens to catch Us doing a good
deed on the sly.
The spots on a mans reputation
look about ten times larger to Others
than to himself.
Paying bills and going to the den
list are two things people generally
like to put oil.
Practical christianity is the kind
a man has who doesn't allow il to
interfere with his business.
The only good thing that may be
aid Of some men i that their exist
ence makes friends for other men.
You occasionally ind a man who
knows 50 much that he spells every
pleasure you would have in learning
The trouble with some people do
ing a good thing is that they waste
the rest OF their Ives in admiring it,
You can hire men to help you
gather in a harvest grown from good
seed, but you must reap your own
tares.
Some people are like some tickets
in lottery. They look all right,
hut at the critical time they turn out
% be blanks.
You occasionally fad a silly girl
who takes it as a compliment to her
looks that she has no friends among
her own sex.
Even the barking dog does not
approve Of his bad habit; when he
,oes after sheep al night he leaves
MS bark at home.
If your life hes been good you
can not be hurt by gossip, but il
tour life has been bad a gossip is to
be greatly feared.
The pity that is given monstros-
ity i wasted. The fat woman at the
circus always looks with contempt
at her thin sisters in the audience.
When man gives a party he