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Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-03
A. c. NJ, co. FOUNDRY DEPARTMENT.
EMPLOYEES PICNIC, MOUNTAIN
VIEW PARK. TUESDAY
July

For the above occasion the B., A. & p.
railway will run trains every hour, leav-
ing union passenger station first trip at
8 a. m. returning. leave park last trip
at j. midnight. Fare for round trip, so
cents, which includes admission to every
thing.
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Ne VS..
Dillon, June 30, 1899.

Dillon, June 30, 1899.
On Thursday. evening, June 60, at the
! nome of the brides parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
John +. Bishop, occurred the marriage
or their daughter, Miss Mildred. who was
led to the altar by Mr.. Leslie Thompson.
Rev. M. r. Laughter of the Presbyterian
church spoke the words tna1 united the
couple. The bride was attended by Miss
Jean Bishop and Miss Phoebe Comfort
as bridesmaids, while the groom was at
tended by Mr.. Meril Thompson and Mr..
MCCAIN acting as groomsmen. The
rooms We're beautifully decorated with
mowers. After the was per-
formed the wedding party partook of an
elegant supper. The bride is one of Dill
lons falrest daughters and is a very ac-
compllshed and esteemed young lady.
she has resided in this vicinity from
childhood and has a host of friends
Wherever SHE went. The groom was for
merly a resident of this city, but is at
present a prominent business man of
irwin Bridges, and is a young man of
model habits and sterling worth. Only
the relatives and a few intimate friends
witnessed the marriage, but a host of
friends and acquaintances join with them
in wishing the couple a happy and pros
porous voyage through life.
KEY. r. G. Cattermole and wife went
to Sheridan Wednesday to attend the
Madison County Sunday School conven-
ton.
E. B. Howell, a prominent attorney of
Butte, was in the city a few lays this
week, en- route from Virginia City, where
he has been attending court.
Mr.. Hazelton of Billings has been in
the vicinity taking orders and erecting
some tombstones.
G. w. limerick, who has been quite i'll
the past few days, is improving.
Mr.. has accepted a position
as express agent at the O. S. l.. depot in
this place.
County Treasurer French has been over
to Argenta this week looking after some
mining interests.
Governor r. b. Smith has been ten
dered ar invitation to deliver the address
to the graduates of the Montana State
Normal.
A musicale will be given under the
auspices of Professor f. j. Passmore in
the assembly hall at the Normal next
Wednesday evening.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-03

Mrs. j. D.. Bishop, Mrs. A. T. Dear
and Master Lawrence Dean of Alameda
Cal, are the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. J
F.. Bishop of this city.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-03

Mrs. w. H. Cochran, accompanied b,
Miss Lillian Axe, are down from Butte
for a few days visit.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-03

A party of about fifteen left yesterday
for General Joe A. Brownies lakes, near
Melrose, for a weeks outing.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-03

A musicale will be given under the
auspices of Professor F.. J. Passmore in
the assembly hall at the Normal next
Wednesday evening.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-03

ItaIutIII OF J5OdTu.
THOS. RICHARDS, Clerk.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-03

Governor r. B.. Smith has been ten
dered an invitation to deliver the address
to the graduates of the Montana State
Normal.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-07-03

County Treasurer French has been over
to Argenta this week looking after some
mining interests.
The San Francisco call., 1899-09-17
ROBBERY OF THE DEAD.
Police Investigating Alleged Sud-
den Disappearance Of Per-
sonal Effects

The police are investigating the alleged
disappearance of property belonging to
William B. Shrimpton. mechanic. who
died suddenly of alcoholism Is Verona
place last evening. Friends state that
Shrimpton was possessed of q valuable
watch and Masonic charm shortly before
his DEATH but the Coroners deputies
were unable to find either when they ar
rived at the house to take the body TO the
Morgue. The statement of the landlady,
Mrs. NJ. Crowley, that two men repre-
senting themselves as representatives Of
a fraternal order had searched the me-
chanic's room shortly after his death and
had departed with a valise, makes the
case somewhat suspicious and has insti-
gated the investigation, The disappear
ance OF the watch and charm was re-
ported to H. J. Moulthrop of the Masonic
board of relief by William R. Towne and
William Haddock, both engineers and
members of lodge to which Shrimpton
belonged, and the former communicated
the information to Deputy Coroner La
combe. The Coroner notified police head
quarters and had officers detailed to as
certain who the men were who took the
valise from the room.
The San Francisco call., 1899-09-17

Say, Tommy. does yer ole man know
yer smoker" Sure He's gev up lickin'
me fer doin' it."-Puck.
The San Francisco call., 1899-09-17
ALL HALLOWS' CHURCH
TO HOLD A FAIR
Benefit Bazaar to Open Thursday,
October 5, in Masonic Hall-A
Worthy Object in View

The fair in aid of All HalloWs' Church
will be opened in Masonic Hall. corner of
Fourteenth and Railroad avenues south.
on Thursday evening, October 5, and will
close on Tuesday, October TO- The object
OF the fair is to raise funds for the build
ing Of a hall for the societies and youth
of the parish. 1t has enlisted the CO.
operation of all, because the welfare of
the parish has no more urgent demands
a present than a hall and library. The
booths and ladies in charge of them are
as follows:
Fancy table No. 1.-The Young Ladies' sodal-
ity. presided over by Misses NJ. Mealy, A. Cod
frey and Irene Manning.
Fancy table No. 2-Mrs. Quirk assisted by
Mrs O'Neill, Miss K. O Brien Miss Tanning
Mrs Pyle, Mrs. Oliver and Mrs. o Brien.
Fancy table No. 3-Mrs. Hallnan assisted
by Miss g. Hallinan, Mrs. Nonneman, Mrs
Hallinan Jr., Mrs. Doyle, Mrs T. Milan Mrs
Burke.
Fancy table No. 4-The Misses Riley and Miss
Hollaren. assisted by Mrs. Foliher Mrs.
Miley Mrs Florentine Mrs. McGee Mrs Ford
Miss Sarton and Mrs. Heey.
Ice cream tabe-Misses Mcclure and Gilmore
assisted by Mesdames Coyle and Hagerty
Roulette-Mrs. Froy and Miss n. Regan
Refreshment table-Mrs Kelly, assisted by
Mesdames Brady, Franks, Teaman, Riley,
Roman and Walters.
Candy table-Misses Ayers and Turner.
Grab bag-Young Ladies' Sodality.
Shooting gallery-Young Mems Institute
Mrs DrIscoll Mrs. Peguillan. Mrs. Taaffe,
Mrs Baldwin and Mrs. Graves are contributing
generously TO the success of the fair.
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patronage. Last year we had troupe Of
day. II, is doubtful if they earned the
money, but We had to have them, and as
an advertisement they were great draw
Ing card. We could have got something
cheaper, but we did not want to humbug
the people; and there you have 1t.
1t is fact that the people of the coun-
try like to be humbugged, and no better
evidence of this can be cited than the
CardtH giant which Mr.. Barnum exhib-
lted number of years ago. The fiji st
season that the stone figure was out it
was made apparent that the exhibit was
nothing but carved block Of gypsum
from the quarries of Fort Dodge, Iowa,
but Notwithstanding this thousands of
people visited the show just to see the
freak. One year Mr.. Main advertised a
beast which was supposed to be half man
and half horse. 1t drew big crowd, and
he paid 1t a big salary. In fact, ii was
money-maker until one day when the
man-half got drunk and discarded the
horse-half, so he was left in the lurch
with all of his advertising material out
on the boards.
"Since then Walter L. Main has gone
upon the theory that the best thing to do
is to advertise and show only the lesiti
mate. This year promises to be bonanza
for the showmen." continued Mr.. Sells.
1.-The country seems to be in a prosperous
condition, men are at work in all lines and
money seems to be in abundance. An era
of prosperity is sweeping the country,
and apparently there Is no reason why
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prevented by Policeman 'O'Shea, who
after disarming him took him to the City
Prison. Mills, who is said to be a des-
perate burglar, was removed to the Re-
ceiving Hospital. where he now lies.
Gray, when questioned by the police,
attempted to deny that he had witnessed
the shooting. AS he was identified by
several citizens as the man who was
with Mills at the time the police took him
to the City Prison and booked him
as a witness.
Evidently fearing that his room would
be located and his counterfeiting outfit
found, Gray yesterday sent for several
friends and endeavored to induce them
to have him released. He also tried TO
influence former pal to visit his room
and do away with the evidence of his
guilt. Thinking that the police had taken
possession Of the trunk containing his
outfit, his friend refused. In the room
were also found Colts revolver and an
opium layout. To-day Gray will be turned
over to the United States authorities.
At o'clock this morning the counter
feiting outfit was turned over to Marshal
Shine.
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located. The trunk which contained his
counterfeiting outfit will be turned over
to the United States authorities this
morning.
Gray first met Mills in Sacramento
shortly after the latter's discharge from
Folsom, where he had served four years
for burglary committed in Oakland. They
came to this city and. went to live in a
lodging-house on Grant avenue. Think
ing they were being watched, they moved
to the house on Natoma street, taking
their outfit with them.
Late Friday night they left their room
after turning out a quantity of bogus
half dollars, and walked down Natoma
street. When near Mission and Sixth
they met McCullom, who was evidently
lying in wait for them.
McCullom accosted Mills and in an an
cry tone accused him of having been too
friendly with his wife Mills denied the
charge and started TO walk away. Just
then McCullom, who was crazed from the
effects of opium, drew his revolver and
fired two shots at Mills. AS the latter
fell to the sidewalk his murderous as
sailant again attempted to shoot. but was
The San Francisco call., 1899-09-17

Ladies' tailor-made suits. fur capes, cloaks
Credit. NJ. Rothschid 33i Post St
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CRAZY STABLEMAN.
Under the Delusion That He Had
Been Hypnotized by His
Former Fm D1over

Morris Crosse, a crazy stableman, was
arrested yesterday by Postal Inspector
Erwin on charge Of writing threatening
letters to Mrs. w. G.. Irwin, wife of a
prominent Honolulu merchant. Mrs. r.
weeks ago as stableman, but he was dis
charged soon after on account of his
queer actions. Since that time he has
been writing letters and postal cards to
Mrs. Irwin, alleging that she has hypno-
tized and drugged him and threatening
her with force and law suits if she does
not withdraw her influence. He was
handed over to the insanity commission
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C0UNTERFEITERS' DEN
PREPARED FOR BUSINESS
Complete Plant That Showed Evidence of
Having Been Successfully Operated
Startling Discovery by The Call Of the Source From Which the
State Has Recently Been Flooded With
Bogus Half Dollars.

TRED GRAY, who witnessed the shoot
ing Of George Mills by John McCul-
lom early yesterday morning, and
who is being detained at the City
Prison. will in all probability have to an
swer to charge Of counterfeiting. Sus-
pecting that Gray was the counterfeiter
for whom the United States authorities
have been anxiously seeking The Call last
night succeeded in not only identifying
him as the much-wanted criminal, but
also found an abundance Of evidence Of
his guilt in his room on Natoma street.
Last Tuesday Gray, accompanied by the
man who was shot by McCullom, rented
the room for the purpose Of turning out
bogus money. They had a complete out
The San Francisco call., 1899-09-17
Pure and Sweet

cleansed,
refreshing
expen
s toilet,
ONE SOAP ONE PRICEnamy, CENTSthe
Speedy Treatment itching Burning scay Huors
ITO o
Send for A bout the ands naned
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fit. consisting OF molds, dies and acids,
and were preparing to food the State with
spurious half-dollars when the shooting
occurred Gray was an eyewitness to
the shooting. and as he at first refused
to give any information to the police he
was arrested and detained at the City
Prison. Notwithstanding that he is the
man for whom the secret service detect
ives were anxiously seeking, the police
knew nothing of his career as a counter
feiter. Through the efforts of The Call
he was identified last night and his room
The San Francisco call., 1899-09-17

the circus along with the other business
should not make big profits
=, Walter l.. Mains circus will exhibit in
San Francisco nine days beginning Sat
urday afternoon. September %, at Fol
som and sixteenth streets, being the only
grounds In the city of San Francisco
large enough to erect the big tents.
The grand street parade Will take nlsca
Friday evening, September %.
The San Francisco call., 1899-09-17

A fool said, "All whisky is good, but
some is better than Others" The wise
man answered: mo; only pure and
matured liquor is fit for the human sys-
TEN" and among them the purest.
finest, wholesomest is The Old Govern
ment Whisky.
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new GOODS!
We shall offer on Monday, Sep
tenber 18, new and choice goods in
all our departments, dnd quote q
few special items.
SILK DEPARTMENT.

Is pieces 24-INCH BLACK IMPORTED TAFFETAJ brill
liant and luStrOuS, new soft finish. -. 85C yard
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st. Anthony's Fair.

A fair in aid of st. Anthony's Church
will be opened at st. Anthony's Hall
corner of Army and Folsom streets on
Monday evening next and will continue
until Saturday, September 80. The Mayor
will open the fair. -
The San Francisco call., 1899-09-17
Knippenberger INQUEST.

An inquest was held yesterday morning
upon the body of Ernest Rudolph Knip-
penberger, who was killed by r, l.. Hunt,
tho insane teamster. The jury charged
Hunt with murder.
The San Francisco call., 1899-09-17
Balloon at Glen Park To-Day.

There will be balloon ascension at
Glen Park to-day. A number Of valu-
able prizes from the Emporium will be
given away as gate premiums. There
will be bicycle races and various ath-
letic competitions, open to all, on the
recreation grounds.
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TO RAISE TEN REGIMENTS
H"''efhcnt of Volunteers for Scrvic,

'n'isftncnt of Volunteer. for Service
III tho Philippines IL Ordered
n" order for the enlistment of ten now.
regiments of infantry was issued Thurs.
dRi hN the Secretary OF War. Ii is the
Intention OF the President To raise ten
regiments of volunteers besides filling up
nIi tn" vacancies existing in the regular
ARMY NOW at Manila
Two OF the ,luntcrr regiments ha., .l
ready been organized at Manila. and Of
th" rcmaiHing eight ono will rendezvous
ana he drilled al l'lattshurg Barracks. y
y, Nv" n, Camp Meade, Pa. ono nj Co
lunlhus Narrucks one at For, Thomns.
NY. one at Fort Sheridan H., one n.
'."aN"nW"rth, kan.. one ut san Antonio,
IcNas, and one NJ Vancouver Barracks.
k"&nIar army officers who commanded
volunteer regiments in the war with Spain
WIZ u" assigned 60 command the nine vol.
nhl'"r regiments. and these officers will
hN dir"ricd 10 proceed immediately with
lh''r captains I" the post nj which their
rt>r"riNN regiments viii he recruited and
hfiIlHd and iAkr measures la rnlist mon in
Hii parts OF th" country without reference
l" IN" r"Eulnr recruiting stations iN this
means the War Department. expects that
nA N"Eust all the men necessary 10 form
'hr regiments Mlll hNN" been obtained aud
'hai 10y the following MONTH they win hr
in shape To sail Tor thrjr destination.
In" total uunhrr OF volunteers Who Will
he enlisted will he 13.ISl ll.1Sl for the
nne regiments 10 hr organized in This
country and 2,00o iu Mauia Each rcEi.
h"ni Viii leave fifty ot)irrrS, 50 tha' tho
rNGmrnial strcu&th viii I've 1880 mon.
som" slight chauGc> have hccu made in
'R' recruiting instructions, which are in
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FOR LITTLE FOLKS.
A COLUMN OF PARTICULAR IN
TEREST TO THEM.
Some thing that Will Interest the Ju-
vcnilc Members of Every Household
Quaint Actions and Bright Sayings

The eldest Miss Tabbycat gave an at
Home
With music and choice rcctations
Ry Sicnor Angora tquite lately from
Who rendered the ''Yowls of all Ma
tons
The Squalls Without Words" sung by
Fraulcin Won Many.
Were greeted with murmurs of "Charm-
in.."
While her "Chanson de Alley" elected
thanks
SO loud they were almost alarming.
There was, too. a sonata. composed by C.
Waul.
Which was classic, and claimed the at
1cnton
For fully an hour: the themes. one and
al.
Were models of feline invention.
This piece, and the trio, Beloved Young
Monsc.'
Were voted the evenings successes:
The latter was purrcd by three guests of
the house.
Who Wore solid tortoise-shel dresses.
The pleasant refreshments were freely
dispensed
AT twelve; there were crumbs of long
standing.
And milk in all possible forms. save con
dcnscd,
Set fer;h on the ccllar-way landing.
Now little Miss velvetpaw, patterins
nome
In a shower, beneath the umbrella
OF Sisnor Angora lQuitc LACEY from
Romeo.
Said. Wasn't it nice in that cellar?
And wasn't Mis-. Tabby the dearest old
thing:
And weren't those split milkings just
splendid:
And didn't that Manx creature know how
10 sing?
Though She looked-wen. leas. said.
soonest mended."
But Fraulein Won Manx, trradin- home
ward alone
With large book of songs. said C1vas
Spiteful.
OK course, she was ready 10 gnaw dry
bone,
And the damp in sha, cellar was fright.
full
And the eldes: Miss Tabbycar sank on the
stair
Where she'd stood. and reelected with
SORROW
On the mess tha, her party had made
ev'rywhe>e.
A-,S ~.
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haven't got the countcrsign YOU could
not ret by here even IL you were
George Dewey himsclf,'
Norman L. Mack runs the Buffalo
On. ~ Times. In the presidential
campaign OF 1851 the editorial page
OF the paper came out one afternoon
filled with reasons why Elaine should
be elected President. The first page
however asserted that there never was
such great man as Cleveland. ono
of the Sub-cdltorS OF the paper was ac-
cordtngly held up on the street by his
friends. "Mill YOU please tell us whom
SIT Mack is supportng?' they in
quircd. I'm have YOU understand.
sir" WAS the reply, that Mr.. Mack is
supporting himself"
n Boston lady of great respectable
lily WAS recently travelling in North
Dakota, Il rigid prohibition State. and
in the dining-cars this notice was post
ed: NO intoxicating liquors will be
served while the train is passing
through the State of North Dakota"
me train had been rolling along
through that intcrmiuablc State a long
time. when the Boston lady came into
the diningcar Tor her dinner. Cast
ing her eye out Of the car window IN
on a somewhat changed landscape. she
said To the waiter. With purely geo.
graphical interest: Are we still in
North nakota%" NO. ma'am," said
he. Alcrtly. and With Il hospitahlc grin.
'whati' You take To drink. mn'am:"
Rulyard kipling'S maternal wrandfa.
thcr was Rev. George T.. Macdonald.
Ii is related OF him that in the lays
when he WAS 2ourting the lady whom
hN afterwards married, the fathcr-in
law to-hc an aged Methodist. With cN-
trrmely strict notions i'll regard to the
WAS niudicio,ls enough
on o!c occasion to enter the parlor
without giving any warning of his ap-
proach. The consequence was that he
found the swerthcartS occupying 4
single chair Deeply shocked by this
spectacle. the old man Solemnly said:
'Mr Macdonald. when | was courtin-
Mrs. Brown She sat on one side Of the
room aIld | one the other" Mac,ion
aids lrply WAS: That's What
should have done if had been court
nsv Mrs Brown -
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WIDOW S MITE.
u ions Custom, Observed in an Old
london ChurchNnrd

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t'' ila'e S''1'itu ior
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S't'> t'V..' ''.' ','l'''NttiV' o' '1ie same
- '''" - >'"' Ss' io"S s'LSe dead
''.s '."'vl "a =, i'"'tno4oale"
'.'s D''a' 'S "ei worm a NiSs from
"'' 'o"''S. ~ >'a'th Oh 'ha' "INrA IS
""S'r"" i''H"sit AWAY eeAino the
S't.'' l"S''ulNe o"''H'nS o. -. Mar
','' >''"''N' N'N' u"o' n'lShoof 10
'"e o'" h">iN'S'i >lai NeaI>> us patron
""''.e' "i'" "''hih a 1eW EaFaS OF tie
l".'IHt " ''''u "ASFS li's pinecoat
oe!S' n'heSS ana III yellow stockings,
l'aH 'A'.E games founded IN IFS,
a SUI SS'a'n> Us ''SaN! Norman pillars
an" Tou'"e>i arches Wh'Sh nave been
'2seiniIE EeS'eEed where The stone has
Sg"1"o'ea 'AGonsL centuries 81 decay,
rs a''l.o" cllnsc,lSaFa IS hosUeI>>d OF
TWO S'osS ~ hoNsS> "A'ch nave eN-
aS'-'5'''s,'' '-'',-I '5S-'i'sr''.'''! 'eI'osncy
10 oFeThahs, Inc srave>Iontns are 50
o!G mat most q the inscriptions are
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lIlpudence occasionally meets With
its just reward, and possibly none
would envy the feelings OF the youth
Who. VIXEN Sir Evelyn Wcri was ap-
pointed Quarternsster general Of the
British forces. stcelupIk>l 10 show his
Wit 81 th, expense Of his Wisdom.
Sir Evelyn was little known At tie
o..lce. and il hsppenel that some OF
the clerks IN certain room Were en-
gagged n -is-king." when quies-look-
ing gentleman walked IN. TIE most
iInpQdea1 Of tie young men thinking
that the stranger Was ! visitor who
had hS mistake >a-lne into 1ele wrong
room, ts-nsE:,l<>i n 4 l.erenapsory voic>a.
What IS yaDr business
My business :" ,ereaced the S-r:.n-
ger. II s tone q mingled surprise a1d
Sge-nncss.
Yes Sir, your business, persisted
tie CLERK
4, 5 WIN ,es duke was ne an
swG.
He Aas e>,aa >,,,.senly summoned 10
Windsor, and I.az>l Wolsa!cy'S II l.,5
Win The r2uE2.e>." vaatn.>>i TIE yol,n.
man, bent on carrying oa his 5ake =.
The expense II This .asxy-a-;>..l<>s,!
stranger, IS As deemed him.
Your name, Sir demanded ...s
st-sa.,ls ger, IL an imperative tone.
Ny aa.Csa Is H!ant<.S:..e, lama as
sac1 relation - Na7 gracious ms
Indeed. and -t-r : SIT I,vs,v..
Wood a..2 c,.ar.E..,s:2>1 SIR .-,2,,..~.73 :,
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tive quantities of nutriment necessary
to keep the human machine going to,
seventy years.
1t will he noticed that the quantity
OF bread is surprisingly large, more of
II pelng eaten than either beef or lamb
The size of the cumulative egg shows
how much man is indebted to the do
meshc hen. Even salt forms DO insic-
nlhcant fraction of this immense pile
OF eatahes. 1t will be readily seen
lhat man consumes many times his
own weight in both fruit and vogeta-
bies While he would have no diff ultv
in enjoying good swim in the arara-
gate mass of liquid refreshments which
has passed down his throat.
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An l s.ay on Mar.

Recently 6-year-old pupil II one Of
the pubic schools was told % w-.le an
essay en- Man" The following was
the result: Man IS a queer animal. He
has eyes. ears. mouth and nose. His
eyes is 10 get dust IN: lis ears .s 70 get
the e.Iaels in: LIS mouth = 70 hatch
teeth in, and lis nose IS - get the
snitfaS il. 4 mans body Is split half
way up and BE walks on lie spli- end.
The female man Is called woman.