davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Daily camera., 1899-08-29
Quite Used to II.

She-I suppose it will break your
heart for me to say can be only sister
to you?
He-Not at all, my dear. I never
knew girl who didn't say the same
thing to me.-Town Topics.
Daily camera., 1899-08-29
Abort the, Sic of II

About the Size of It.
The man who thinks he knows 1t all
May fnd out by and by
That the man who isn't always sure
Eats much less humble pie.
Chicago Daily News.
Daily camera., 1899-08-29
Remarkable.

.L= Remarkable.
"He must be wonderfully clever with
the pen"
"Why?"
Even his wife sometimes reads what
hs writes."-Chicago Times.Herald.
Daily camera., 1899-08-29
what They Are.
!. what are painmas?"

'Pajamas. my son. are happy
medium between Mother Hubbard
and . smoking jacket."-Puck.
Daily camera., 1899-08-29

cure Ruara ntecd in every case undertake
when Q cure Is practicable and possible. Gonor-
rhoea. Gleet and Structure speedily cured with
DR.. Records French Remedies. Recent cases
permanently cured within THRKE DAYS. No
Cupobs, 8AndaiWood Oh nor CO.
palba used.
Spermatorrhoea, Seminal Losses, Night
Emmissaous, Iusomni. Dependency. radically
cured. Ricords method prsctieed in the worid's
Hospital, Paris.
Reference :-over aSQOO patients success
fully cured within the last ten years. Can refer
to patients cured, by permission, Investigate
Onsce~ .-aW Seventeenth street. near
champa, Denver. Colo.
Kusiish, French, German. Polish. Russian
and Bohemian spoken.
Coasuitatioa and Oas Examination, FREE
corespondence solicited strictly connd entia
Daily camera., 1899-08-29

OF the Ghastiiest Genus.
"Papa. what is 'ghastly joker"
''Your mother saying that it would
be = good joke on her II il should rain
the night Of her lawn party."-N. \.
World.
Daily camera., 1899-08-29
A Pos.ible Ren.na.
Sailing Under False Coiors.

Sailing Under False Colors.
There's one thing more than all else
which makes widows so dangerous"
Whats thatp"
"They always state so positively that
they never intend to marry again"
Puck.
Daily camera., 1899-08-29

Jimmy-Uncle George, planted
some potatoes last month, and what
do you suppose came up?
Uncle George don't know. What
did?
Jimmy-Why. drove of pigs, and eat
them all up.-Golden Days.
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AN EXCELLENT COMBINATION.
A Successful Enterprise That Is Based
Merit.

Successful Enterprise That Is Based
on Merit.
A few remedies which have attained
to worldwide fame. as truly bene.
fetal in effect and giving satisfaction
to millions of people everywhere, are
the products OF the knowledge of the
most eminent physicians, and present
ed in the form most acceptable to the
human system by the skill of the
worlds great chemists; and one of the
most successful examples is the Syrup
of Figs manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co. Unlike host of imi-
tatIOns and cheap substitutes, Syrup
of Figs is permanently beneficial in
its effects, and therefore lives and pro-
notes good health. while inferior PIE.
paratiOns are being cast aside and for
gotten. In olden times il remedy
gave temporary relief to individuals
here and there. it was thought good;
but nowadays laxative remedy must
give satisfaction to all If you have
never used Syrup of Figs, give it a
trial, and you will be pleased with it,
and will recommend it to your friends
or to any who suffer from constipa-
ton, or from over feeding, or from
colds, headaches, biliousness, or other
ills resulting from an inactive condi-
ton of the kidneys, liver and bowels.
In the process of manufacturing the
pleasant family laxative made by the
California Fig Syrup Co., and named
Syrup of Figs, figs are used. as they
are pleasant to the taste; but the
medicinal properties of the remedy are
obtained from an excellent combination
OF plants known to be incidentally laxa-
tive and to act most benefcially. As
the true and original remedy, named
Syrup of Figs, is manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Go. only. a knowl.
edge Of that fact will assist in avoid
ing the worthless limitations manufac-
tured by other parties. The Company
has selected for years past the leading
publications of the United States
through which to inform the public of
the merits of its remedy, and among
them this paper is included, as will be
seen by reference to its advertising col
umns.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06
WIDOW OF STEPHEN A.oouoLAs
Death of the Woman Who Was the
Little Giant" Wife

Mrs. Robert Williams. formerly the
Giant of the Democratic party. ant
Lincoln's opponent In the Presidential
campaign of 1860. died la Washington
n short time ago. Some years after
Douglas death she married former Ad
tutant General Robert Williams. A.
the wife of Senator Douglas she was
famous In fashionable and political cir
Giles for her beauty and her wit. When
the Little Giant made his famous
campaign his wife accompanied him,
and by her tact and keen intuition
made herself strong factor In his
chances of success. 1t was said that
during the exciting times before and
during the civil war Mrs. Douglas
never made an enemy. although placed
In many a trying situation.
Mrs. Williams was the daughter of
]. NJ. Cults. Comptroller of the Treas
ury in the sos. She was girl of won
derful personal charm. Tall. slender.
and wlllowy, with head and face of
almost pure Greek type, there was II
rare gentleness in the gaze of her beau
tiful brown eyes, in her unfailing cour-
tesy, that made her a popular idol.
Senator Douglas was a widower when
he married the beautiful Adele Cults,
with whom he fell desperately in love
at first sight at reception at the
White House.
After Senator Douglas death, his
widow, who was an ardent Roman
Catholic, retired from society, and for
some time resided the greater part OF
her time, after the French custom, in
a convent. 1t was whispered that the
beautiful young widow was to become
a nun, the Pope having. it was said.
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To Brighten FtIigree silver.

When filigree silver has become dull
and black it may he cleaned by thor
oughly washing in a bath of potash
water. Rub with a soft toothbrush
wherever a fat surface is presented,
then set the silver in the following So
luton: One part Of ordinary salt. one
OF alum, two OF saltpeter, and four Of
water. Soak for five minutes, then
rinse out in cold water, wipe dry and
polish with channels leather.-Cincin-
natl Commercial Tribune.
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FOR MEN ONLY.
DR.. FOOTE g. STAFF
1GI ADAMS ST. CHICAGO.

Men requiring unsurpassed treatment should
consult personally or by letter "Free" with the
pioneer and ouly exclusive mems specialists in the
United states. Diseases of men made the
study of a lifetime. Unfortunates everywhere
should Immediately communicate with Dr. Foote,
of Chicago. Everything confidential Remedies
sent everywhere in sealed packages aud letters IN
plain envelopes. Correspondence solicited. Latest
Surgical. Medical and Electrical methods
adopted. Deluging the stomach with drugs aban-
doned. Avoid drugs recommended by the unau-
thori2ed and set-styled specialists In Western
towns Few genuine specialists locate outside Of
New York or Chicago. In these cities your prl
vate affairs safe. Unequaled treatment for all
diseases and weakness OF the Genito- L rinary
Sexual. Reproductive and Nervous Systems I'm
pediments to marriage removed. "Syphala"
positively purlfes the blood cures syphilis and
per colored spots on body and eruptions on SIX n
also catarih and rheumatism: '.yigorala," the
only permanent restorer and iuvigorator, gives
vgor to vital organs and nerves. prevents and
cures grip. u per bottle, for y. Trial bottles
either remedy, half price.
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SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES.

Aliens Foot Ease, powder for the feet
1t cures painful, swollen smarting feet and
instantly takes the sting out of corns and
bunions. It's the greatest comfort discov,
cry OF the age. Aliens Foot-Ease makes
tight-titting or new shoes feel easy. 1t is q
certain cure for chilblains, sweating, damp,
fallous and hot. tired, aching feet. We
have over 10. 600 testimonials Of cures Try
1t today. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores. BY mail for 25c in stamps. Trial
package FREE. Address Allen s. Ohm.
sted, lie Roy, N. Y.
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fan-shaped style which has now be-
come so familiar from recent photo
graphs of the German Emperor. His
majesty was very much struck at the
appearance of the adjutant.
"Who did it," he asked.
"Haby, your majesty" came the re-
ply.
Send him to me-" said the Kaiser.
and from that day Haby became the
king of BARRIERS, and the imperial face
assumed an entirely new aspect.
Haby to-day, although an uncrowned
king, has many decorations. The latest
is the Cross of Jerusalem, given to him
upon the Kaiser's birthday. Haby &C.
companied the Kaiser upon his Pales-
tine journey, and has accompanied the
Emperor on all his Journeys for several
years. His other decorations include
the knights Cross Of the Hessian
Philip Order. the Russian Stanislaus
Order. Bavarian silver medal of merit
and a Turkish medjidie of the fourth
class.
Haby has grown rich out of his job.
His public establishment Is crowded
daily with the men of Berlin who are
initiating the Kaisers style of beard
and he sells at fancy prices the water
with which he claims to have made the
imperial mustache what 1t is. The
Kaiser has his mustache dressed every
day and, sometimes, several times In q
dQv
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

granted a special dispensation permit
ting her to be received as member of
the Order of the Sacred Heart. After
several years retirement, however,
Mrs. Douglas once more appeared in
the social world, and her happy mar
riage to Gen. Williams occurred soon
after
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

Miss Mabel Campbell, of Dallas,
Texas. has succeeded in climbing to the
snow capped summit of Mount Popo-
catepetl. of Mexico.
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Turned Down,

II come to ask you for your daugh-
ter" said the young man who has moth
ing but what he expects to earn, "but l
can't express myself"
Express YOURSELF" sneered the plu-
tocratic parent. "You don't even
need to 60 by freight. Walking is ex-
peditiou, enough in this case. Don't
forget your hat. detroit Free Press.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06
London Healthiest in Summer

London is much healthier in summer
than in winter. In the third week of
January 2,02l deaths were recorded,
while in the third week in June the
number was only l,l93.
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who has made q
fortune out it. The
imperial barber Ia
Herr Haby. About
three years ago
Adjutant Won HUI
lien. companion
from youth of the
Kaiser, appeared
before his majesty
with his mustache
turned up In the
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06
London's Healthy Summers.

London is much healthier In summer
than in winter. In the third week Of
January 2,O21 deaths were notified,
while In the third week of June the
number was only 1,193.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

Train robbing in Mexico is punish.
able by death. There has not been a
train robbery in Mexico for more than
q year.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

LABAsT1NE !, the original
entirely different from AL kali
somines. Ready for use in
white or twelve beautiful tints
- by adding cold water.
AIDES naturally prefer ALA
BASTINE for walls and CELL
ings, because IL is pure, clean,
durable. Put up In dry pow
- Gered form, in five-pound pack
ages. with full directions.
LII kalsomines are cheap. tenn
! porary preparations made from
whiting. chalks, claYs. etc,
and stuck on walls with de-
cayfng animal glue. ALABAS-
- TINE is not kalsomIne.
- EwARE Of the dealer who
says he can sell you the same
thing" as ,,ALABASTINE or
something just as good" He
Is either not posted or Is try
y Ing to deceive you.
ND IN OFFERING something
he has bought cheap and tries
to sell on ALABASTINES de-
mands. he may not realize the
damage you will suffer by
kalsomine on your walls.
l. ENSIBLE dealers will not buy
lawsuit. Dealers risk one by
n selling and consumers by using
infringement. Alabastine Co.
own right to make wall coat
y ing to mix with cold water.
HE INTERIOR WALLS OF
every schooltouse should be
coated only with pure, durable
ALARASTINE 1t safeguards
health. Hundreds of tons are
used annually for this work.
N BUYING ALABASTfNE, see
that packages are properly la
beled. Beware of large FOUR
pound package light kalso-
mine offered to customers Us
a nvc-pOund package.
- uISANCE Of wall paper is OBJ.
waited by ALABASTINE. 1t
can be used on plastered walls.
wood ceilings, brick or cam
vas. A child can brush 1t on.
1t does not rub or scale of.
. STABL1SHED IN favor. Shun
an limitations. Ask paint dealer
or druggist for tint card. Write
for "Alabastine Era" free. to
ALARASTINE CO.. Grand
- Rapids. Michigan.
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Then told him what thought Of
him." ain good, plain language. pre-
sume?' well. yes. In fact. some Of
ny expressions were positively mill
tary."-Indianapoli Journal.
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When coming to San Francisco go to
Brooklyn Hotel, 2US-212 Bush street.
American or European plan. Room and
board $l.00 to $3.50 per day; rooms so cents
to $l.0O per day; single meals Is cents.
Free coach. Chas. Montgomery.
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Sufferers.

There was poor tramp here this
afternoon, said the young wife. "The
poor man was worrying over his next
meal, he told me-"
81 wonder" said the husband, 'if
worrying over the next meal is any
more torture than worrying over the
last one "-Indianapolis Journal.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

Miss Helen Gould has read law, and
did she SO desire could pass the examin.
alton for entrance to the New York
bar
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W lille You Sleep.

Do not have too much air blowing
through your room at night, or Neu-
ralgia may creep upon you while you
sleep. But If it comes. use st. Jacobs
Oil; it warns, soothes and cures.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06
STRONG STATEMENTS.
Three Women Relieved OF Female
Troubles by Mrs Pinkham.

From Mrs A. w. SMITH, 80 Summer
st.. Biddcford, Me:
"For several years I suffered with
various diseases peculiar To my sex.
Was troubled with a burning sensation
across the small of my back, that all
gone feeling. was Respondent, fretfuI
and discouraged; the least exertion
tired me. I tried several doctors but
received little benefit. At last I de.
cided to give your Lydia r. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound a trial. The eff
feet Of the first bottle was magical.
Those symptoms Of weakness that I
was afflicted with. vanished like vapor
before the sun. ] cannot speak too
highly OF your valuable remedy. 1t In
truly boon to woman"
From Mrs. MELISSA PHILLIPS, Lex.
ington. Ind, to Mrs. Pinkham:
"Before began taking your medicine
had suffered for two years with that
tired feeling, headache, backachc. noap
petite. and a rundown condition of the
system. I could not walk across the
room. have taken four bottles of the
Vegetable Compound, one box of Liver
Pills and used one package of Sanative
Wash, and now feel like new woman.
and am able to do my work"
From Mrs. MoLrIK + IlERREL, Pow
ell Station, Tenn:
"For three years sn ffered with sucha
weakness Of the buck. ] could not
perform my household duties also
had falling of the womb, terrible bear
ing-down pains and headache. have
taken two bottles of Lydia F. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound and fee,
like new woman. recommend your
medicine to every woman know"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

German science announces that
everything needed to make a man
weigh 100 pounds can be found in the
whites and yolks OF 1.200 hens eggs.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

A minister of Pulaski. Penn, has
been dismissed by his congregation be-
cause he insisted in a sermon that the
rainbow existed before the food
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

There was young man from Lenore,
Who boldly went off to the war;
The beef made him sick,
He recovered quite quick
BY the prompt use of old Jesse Moore.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06
Kipling's Good Luck.

The first story that Kipling writes after
his illness will bring fabulous price. 1t
will De sought as eagerly by progressive
publishers as Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
is by all who suffer from stomach ills of
any nature. No matter whether it be in
digestion. constipation. hilinu>ness or ner-
vousness. the lBilters will cure it. 1t is an
unequalled spring medicine.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth-
Ing, Syrup the best remedy to use for their
children during the teething period
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pon,t Mind the Maafhs,.

There is one thing that does not
mind the weather, and that is rheuma-
tism; and one thing that does not
mind rheumatism is St. Jacobs Oil. as
it goes to work upon it and cures right
of,
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06
A Town without Dogs.

HU"h "UHOut DOGs.
Pisek. Bohemia, is probably the only
dogless town in the world. In conse.
quence Of death from hydrophobia.
the authorities ordered every dog in the
place killed. Tribune.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

An alliance between the French au-
thorities and the German Emperor
would probably lose but little time in
earning the epithet brilliant, but
cratic
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EIYe Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
ITO after first days use of DE-. kline's Grea
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE $500 tria
bottle and treatise. DR.. X. III. KLINE, Ltd, 90
Arch street, Philadelphia, Pa
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund money if it fails to
cure. 25c.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06
THE EMPEROR'S MUSTACHE.
1t Has Eecr as Good as Gold Mine to
the Royal Barber,

A German paper has lately got itself
into deal of trouble by discussing the
Emperor's mustacahe and the barber
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

In London paving stone which
weighed 500 pounds. and which was
wedged in on all sides by other stones
was lifted up by mushrooms.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

Miss Kingsley, the African traveller,
contemplatas another expedition, this
time for the purpose of studying the
criminal law of the West African rae IS.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

An Atlanta woman's lite was saved
by steel corset stay, which intercept
ed bullet. This is another blow at
hygiene.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

JOHN POOLE. PORTLAND, OREGON,
can give you the best bargains in general
machinery, engines, boilers, tanks. pumps,
plows, belts and windmlls. The new
steel | X l. windmill, sold by him, is un-
euuolle1
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st. Jacobs Oil cures Rheumatism.
st. Jacobs Oil cures Neuralgia.
st. Jacobs Oil cures Lumbago.
St. Jacobs Oil cures Sciatica.
St. Jacobs Oil cures Sprains.
St. Jacobs Oil cures Bruises.
st. Jacobs Oil cures Soreness.
st. Jacobs Oil cures Stiffness.
st. Jacobs Oil cures Backache.
st. Jacobs Oil cures Muscular aches.
There is good deal of mutton nova.
days tryin' 10 appear like wolf.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

other day left by will enough money
to pay taxes on certain personal prop
erty which she had not returned to the
assessor
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The poorer the family the fatter the
dog. "A tchson Globe.
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The Foreigners Mistake.

The Foreigner-What happy peo.
pie Americans must bel ! can tell
that much by their springy. buoyant
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

the Citizen-That amt no sign.
They've contracted the cake walk
habit; that s all Indianapolis journal.
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"Spring Unlocks
The Flo4vers

To Paint the Laughing SOIL"
And not even Nature 4voutd
auo1v the flowers to qoev
and blossom TO perfection
suithout good soil. Moev
Nature and people are mach
alike; the former must haze
sunshine. latter must haze
pure blood in order to haze
perfect health.
Hoods Sarsaparlla cures blood troubles
Of all sorts. 1t is to the human system
what sunshine is to nature-the destroyer
of disease germs. II nerer disappoints.
Poor Biood-"The doctor said there
were not seven drops of good blood in my
body. Hoods Sarsaparilla built me up
and made me strong and vel. susie 4.
Brown, l6 Aston Hill, Lynn, Mass.
Dyspepsia, etc.-"A complication OF
troubles, dyspepsia, chronic catarrh and
Inflammation of the stomach, rheumatism,
etc, made me miserable. Had no appetite
until | took Hoods Sarsaparilla, which
acted like magic. am thoroughly cured. ="
N. Is. SEELEY, 1874 w. 14th Ave, Denver,
Colo.
atism-" My husband was
obliged to give up work on account of rheu-
matsm. No remedy helped until he used
Hoods Sarsaparilla, which permanently
cured him. Ii cured my daughter of ca
tarrh give it to the children with good
results. "--MRs. J. S. McMATH, Stamford CT.
floods Sa,Jaba,M
C7az21 slE5l23ll1D
Hoods Pills liver ills, the non Irritating and
only cathartic to take with Hoods Sarsaparilla.
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Good for Little Folks.

Don't torture the children with liquid and
pill poisonsl The only safe, agreeable laxative
for little ones is Cascarets Candy Cathartic.
All druggists, Toe 25c, SOC.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-04-06

A bad player and bad piano make
q bad com bination. "A tchison Globe.
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Hoods Sa1abnM
z22sE5llllLlD

Hoods Pills cure liver l,, the non-irritsting and
only csthartic TO take with Hoods Sarsaparilla.