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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29
An Iden a.

Henderson has got an idea. He says he
knows now why salt Goldfish is salt. Because
it comes from the salt water 1t is more
than he can understand, however, why all
the other salt water fish are not salt.-Bos
ton Transcript.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29
Immaterial.

"Hello!" said the voice at the other end of
the telephone, sis this Grindle"
eyes"
"Dd you write up that story of the man
who had inherited million dollars and was
going to try his luck in grain speculatlon?"
Eyes"
"Proofreaders say they can't make out
from your copy whether you meant to say
he will find brokers ahead or he will find
breakers ahead
"Tell 'em it's all the same. Either one will
do. Ring off!"-Chicago Tribune.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

Jones-"When she married him she start.
ed in to make his home paradise on earth"
Johnson-"Did shew Jones-"Yes; she's
always harping!"-Kansas City lndepend
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

Hoaks is no more. You probably didn't
know Hoaks, but he found dollar in the
watch pocket of his last summers trousers
and the poor fellow never recovered from
the shock.-Chicago Daily News
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

Areyou troubled with letter Salt Rheum,
Eczema, Ringworm or any skin diseased Tet-
terine is sure cure; try it, SOC. at druggists,
or by mail for cash or stamps ]. T. Shup.
trine, manufacturer. Savannah, Ga
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

Patrice-"Pony says she's lost her heart"
Patience-"She's the most careless girl
know. That makes the fifth time she's lost
it this season. "-ionkers Statesman.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

Half our lives we sit up nights perfecting
plans to get gold. The other half we lie
awake nights fearing someone will rob u.s.
l.. A. w. Bulletin.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

Nell-"Cholly had the audacity to kiss
me last night" Belle-"Well, like his
cheek" 80 do L; it wasn't bit rough,
like some of them are" Philadelphia Rec
ord.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29
To Washington, New York and the
East.

A handsome Pullman Drawing Room Buff
fet Sleeping Car is operated daily by the
Southern Railway, Memphis to Washington,
Baltimore, Philadelphia and Jersey City for
New York, without change. Train leaves
Memphis daily at 500 p. M. and runs via
Chattanooga, Knoxville, Bristol and Lynch
burg, arriving in New York at Penn. f.. r.
Terminals, early the second day.
For further information address G. A. De.
Saussure, d. P. A., No. 300 Main St., Mem
phis. Tenn.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

When you buy something which you do
not want. paying therefor trihe less than
you would have been willing to pay in case
you had wanted it-that is bargain.-N. Y.
Journal
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

We want you to use Putnam Fadeless
Dyes because they color more goods, make
faster and brighter colors and cost you no
more than others. 1Oc per package.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

When man is injured in railway wreck
he first asks his doctor if he can recover,
and then his lawyer, and about how much
L. A. w. Bulletin.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

The pleasure in talking too much is as
short lived as that of eating heavily on a
weak stomach. -Atchison Globe.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

NO." said Fido through the fence to the
tramp dog, 81 don't mind being washed. 1t
is such fun to roll in the dirt afterward. -
Indianapolis Journal.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is taken Internally. Price Use.

A man could make money with five fingers
il he didn't have ten for it to Slip through
Chicago Daily News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

"Old Brown won't live long; he has one
leg in the crate" "You mean one leg in the
grave No; he's going to be cremaied." -
Pick Me Up.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

Some folks seem never to have had sen.
sible thought Washington Qa.) Demo
crat.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

Cayboy-"How long will your wife re.
main at the seasideY" Rounder-"Until |
begin sending her typewriter letters
Town Topics.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

There 10 go much territory we know Ia
be right and so much we know to be wrong
that there is small excuse for camping on
doubtful ground.-L. A. W. Bulletin
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

Men are somewhat like fish. As soon as
they think they are able to get along on
their own hook they are likely to get caught
on someone else 81. A. w. Bulletin.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

l have used Piso's Cure for Consumption
both in my family and practice.-Dr. G
w. Patterson, lnkster, Mich, Nov. S, 1894
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

Harry-"Fred proved to his wife that be
didn't marry her for her money" Jack
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

The Best Prescription for ChilIa.
and Fever is bottle of GROVES TAsTELEss
CHILL Tonic. 1t is simply iron and qunine in
tasteless form. No cure-no pay. Price, SOC.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

the only time boy will carry big bas-
ket without protest is when it contains pie
and cake for picnic unch.-Atchison
Globe
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

To Cure Geld In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money iii fails 10 cure. Csc.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

Jones got broke of walking in his sleep
How His wife made him carry the
baby "-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29
An Excellent Combination.


The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the well known remedy,
SYRUP OF FIGS, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA FIa SYRUP Co.. illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. It
is the one perfect strengthening laxa-
tive, cleansing the system effectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per-
manently. Its perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and sub
stance, and its acting on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
laxative.
SIN the process of manufacturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to the
taste, but the medicinal qualities of the
remedy are obtained from SIENNA and
other aromatic plants, by a method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIe SYRUP
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and to avoid limitations, please
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front of every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW YORK. N 2.
For sale by all Druggists.-Price Soc per bottle.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1899-07-29

LOUISVILLE KY. NEW YORK. N. z.
For sale by all Druggists. Price Soc. per bottle
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17
Glorious News

Comes DR.. D. B. Cargile OF Wash
ita, |. T. Me writes. -Four bottles
of Electric Bitters has cured Mrs.
Brewer of scrofula, which had caused
her great suffering for years. Terri
bic sores would break out on her
head and face, and the best doctors
could give no help; but her cure is
complete and her health is excellent. "
This shows what thousands have
proved, THAT Electric Bitters is the
best blood purifier known. It's the
supreme remedy for eczema, letter,
salt rheum, ulcers, boils and running
sores. 1t stimulates liver, kidney and
bowels, expels poisons, help diges-
ton, builds up the strength. Only
SO cents. Sold by Stephens & Ell
wood, druggists. Guaranteed. a.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17
Cemetery Improvements.

The following circular has been
mailed by the |. O. O. F. lodge to
every person known to be directly
interested in their cemetery. 1t is
fair proposition and should meet
with hearty response from all:
eve feel that we cannot go amiss
in believing you to be deeply inter-
ested in the improvement ana beau
tifying of our cemetery. We feel
sure that you will agree with us, that
it needs only a persistent effort on
the part Of those interested to arouse
spirit of emulation which will go
far towards bringing desired results.
Our lodge now proposes to put
the cemetery in charge of careful!
reputable and competent man, for
the entire season of six months, who
will improve it by digging UP and
sowing grass or clover on the lots of
all subscribers. and watering the
grass and shrubbery. This work
will be done under the personal SUI
pervision of the trustees, at q cost
including water-to each lot owner
of $3.50. We furnish the hose and
necessary tools, but where the lots
are not within distance so that they
can be reached with ffty-foot sec
ton of hose, the subscribers must
bear the expense Of piping the water
to point at which it can be reached.
The proposition made entails at
least half the expense upon the
lodge, and though the work is to be
done under our own direction, and
subject to such regulations as are
deemed necessary, it is desirable that
subscribers should point out their lots
and help the man in charge, SO that
no mistakes may occur.
We cannot attempt this work, and
shall not proceed in it until sufficient
money is paid in by lot owners to
warrant the expenditure Of the
amount that we propose to appro-
pirate, and we have placed the mat
ter before you at this season of the
year in order to afford all an oppor-
tunity to cooperate.
Please do not put this matter off,
but come forward at once. Money
may be paid to c. H. Stewart, treas
urer of the lodge, or to l.. A. Vim
cent, at his office.
Yours respectfully,
L. A. VINCENT,
c. H. FLUMMERFELT,
CLAUD M. MORRIS,
to Trustees.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17
PEARL STREET,

Dec. LIST we enter upon our eighth year OF bust
ness in Ellensburg. We thank the people for the
generous patronage bestowed upon the store during
all these years We shall strive still harder to merit
your patronage in the future. The business has
steadily grown from the beginning and with the
perence we have gained backed by capital sufficient
to pay Spot Cash for every dollars worth OF goods
that comes into the store, feel that more
than make it to your advantage to trade here.
This is none too to begin making youl
Holiday purchases. We have many things that
should interest you should you contemplate making
presents
In the Dry Goods department we have Ladies'
Jackets and Capes, starting at So for good service
able garment running up through the varions grades
ofquality and price to the finest at SIS.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17
TIIORPITE.

THORPITE.
Miss Minnie Newman spent a
portion of last week in Roslyn
visiting her sister, Mrs. McAfee.
Mrs Curry gave party in honor
of her husbands birthday Sat
urday evening. Mr. Curry is one
OF the best entertainers in the valley
and the supper was marvel of
culinary skill. The evening will
long be remembered by those who
were present.
The Miss McKensies of Ell
lensburg spent Saturday and
Sunday with their friend Mrs.
Mosman.
The poverty social Wednesday
evening was a success from start to
finish in every way.
Mr.. James Hutchinson who has
been travelling in the southern
states returned to his home here
last week. Mr.. Hutchinson says
in all his travels he found no place
that he liked as we'll as Thorp.
Mr.. Newton Gates, of North
Yakima, is visiting his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. A. St. John.
Miss Brian of CleElum is Wis
iting her friend Miss Ella Hartle
of this place.
Mr.. W. Hayward lost q very
valuable COW last week.
Mr.. J. Bell spent few days of
last week in Roslyn.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17
'A%>~>~N
Williams Kidney Pn


: Has no equal in diseases q
,tidneys aid Urinary Organs y
), you neglected your Kidneys y
Z you overworked your nervous
! tenn and caused trouble with \
! Kidneys and Bladder? HaM
{ pains in the loins, side, bach, 81
? and bladder? Have you q fsb@l
! pearance of the face. espeet
I under the eyes? Too frequenl
= sire pass urine Williams r.
Pills will impart new life to thel
G eased organs, tone up the ~,
& and make a new man OF You
mail SO cents per box.
g. WILLIAMS MFG. Co., Props. Clevel1!
~~~l
Ea. ,olo -, Ctrohora .
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17
To StOckmen and Farmers.

Don't forget to have your stock brand
entered in the Universal Stock Register
now being prepared by Ed. Armtage and
j. p. Mayer. After the book is published
it is too late and after it is too late you
will see what you nave missed
All the brands in Klickitat Yakima
and kittitas counties will be entered in
this book this week as the above named
parties are making a thorough canvas.
There are some brands they may miss
and these they will expect owners OF
stock to send in.
After the book is published it will be
sold to all that want it. 1t does not
make any difference whether your stock
is on the range or not. Ii you have a
brand we want it in the book, then if
head of stock gets out OF your pasture or
one is stolen your brand is known all over
the country and you stand show OF getting
it back again. On the other hand ii your
brand is not in the book there will be
another estray on the range and no one
pays any attention to it. SO bear in mind
ii you have but few head OF work stock
send in your brand and havet put in the
book.
you have not already given in your
brand please fill out the following blank
and mail to J. Z. Mayer, North Yakima
WASH, who will be pleased to give any
further informotion that may be desired
AOotoiAiCO.
Brand .....
Locatedy cattle
A/ai <'Adi h'''
Range. Observation-Disclosures.
,~b, -,
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17

Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoke Your life Away.
To quit tobacco easily and forever. be mag.
netic, full OF life, nerve and vigor, take No.To.
BAG, the er-worlser, that makes weak men
strong. All druggists, soc or 81. Cure guaran.
teed Booklet and sample free. Address
Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New York
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17
To cure La Grippe, keep warm, especially
the feet, and take DR.. Miles Nervine.
Mrs. Nettie Harrison of SanFral

Mrs. Nettie Harrison of SanFran-
cisco is the most noted beauty doc
tor in America and who
gives some wonderful treatment for
identifying women. Mrs. A. c.
Miller is now her agent in this city
and is prepared to use her mode OF
of treatment. Call and see her.
Opposite the Baptist church I'd
house below.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17
Beauty Ii Blood Dceu.

When Grip attacks you take DR.. Miles
Restorative Nervine to drive it away.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17

Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
TIC clean your blood and keep it clean, by
stirring up the lazy, liver and driving all i'm.
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads,
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
CascHets,-beauty for ten cents. All drug.
gists, satisfaction guaranteed, lOc. Csc, SOC.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17
VIII SONS GENERAL STORE n

Ladies' Kid Gloves at Soc, 75c, 81, $1.2
Feather Boas at all prices
Blankets, starting at SOC per pair for cotton ones
running up to $3.50 for the finest all wool.
Dress Goods we have in all qualities and prices
We have special bargain in all wool dress goods at
24c per yard. We also have exclusive novelties in
Dress Goods no two alike. Nothing could be more
suitable for present.
Fine Cashmere Hoser for ladies and children,
25c Acc and SOC per pair
large line of Carpets, Rugs, Lace Curtns and
Portiers.
In the Grocery Department you will find every
thing usually kept in grocery store including all
the seasonable things that necessary to good
living. We have Cranberries, Sweet Pickles. Fop
Corn Sweet Cider all kinds Of Spices, fine Apples,
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17
ELLENSBURG, WASHING,

Seeded Raisns. Cleaned Currents, Olives. \.
ern Ham. Breakfast Bacon and Lard.
Don't think that all Savon soaps are an
Royal Savon Soap is not the common so,,
sold as Savon. Try box and you will not
fed with any other.
Pure New York Buckwheat and GEM
mont Maple Syrup.
The saving in the Shoe Department 50
greater than anywhere else. We sell shos,
same margin we do groceries. You can bu,.l
Shoe here for $3.50 that you cannot match 4
lar pair more. You may pay IS for a pair
but you cannot get better pair than we sellh
School Shoes, s to 10. ST. pair; 10 hl
Felt Boots, German Socks, and Rubbu
kinds.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17
THORP NEWS.

Grip sufferers should take Miles Nervine.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17
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The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17

THORPITE.
Miss Minnie Newman spent a
portion of last week in Roslyn
visiting her sister, Mrs. McAfee.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1899-02-17
CORRESPONDENT

New York, Chemical Nauondf
San Francisco, The Bank dE
Tacoma, Natl Bank Of Conn
Draws drafts direct on Lond
Union Bank of Scotland, Ltd I
Bank of Ireland, Ltd, on all rl
Europe and on the Chartered l
of India, Australia and China
mittance to China and Japan. /
State, County and School D.
Warrants Wanted.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1899-05-04
Mercer.

Geo. Gray will work for NJ. o Whittier
this summer.
c. G.. Yeaton is teachi in Belgrade
village.
Andrew Croswell is making an addition
of bay window TO his house.
Sunday, the body of Ezra Mason OF
New Sharon, was found hanging from a
tree in the woods between MIR. Chapman's
and Sylvanus Gardens at eleven o'clock.
today Such was the startling news that
was circulated like wild fire through the
town even if it was the Sabbath. Satur-
day evening Mr.. Mason was brought by a
friend as far as Mr. Chapman's where he
was left, intending to walk to Mr.. Henry
Harris to visit his intended. What caus-
ed him to enter the woods, to take out
his knife, to cut his throat and then to
close it and put it back In his pocket and
then to hang himself with a strap that
was around his valise, no one can tell
No suspicion or anxiety was aroused I'M
til his friend came to Mr.. Harris, Sunday,
to take him home. when it was lie armed
that he was not there. A search was at
once commenced which resulted 10 find
ing him as described The selectmen OF
New Sharon and Mercer. were at once
summoned and the body was taken to
Mr.. Harris. The funeral was held Tues
day, at his fathers in New Sharon. Mr..
Mason was smart, energetic young man
and especially would we extend our sym
palhy to Miss Jennie Harris, who was
soon to be married to him.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1899-05-04

Matthew Mccarthy of Bangor, has been
in town the past week.
Omar Furber, who has been attending
school in Portland, returned home last
Thursday.
The May ball at Furber's hall last
Monday night was well attended.
The grammar and primary schools in
this village began last Monday with Miss
Loviua Hussey and Miss Anna Nelson
teachers.
Allie Gleason is teaching the school in
the Mason Dist and Gertrude Moody at
Moore's Mill.
Mr.. Luthur Rolfe died at his home in
this village last Saturday, after long and
painful illness. Mr.. Role was well and
favorably known, having resided here for
quite number OF years. He was
soldier in the civil war. The funeral ser
vites were held at the church Tuesday
forenoon and conducted by Rev. V. d.
Sweetland of Palmyra, an intimate friend
and comrade of the diseased. He spoke
very feelingly OF those dark days of 'of
when they marched shoulder to shoulder
under the old flag. aud the warm friend
ship they formed in those days. Mr..
Rolfe die triumphant in the faith which
had been his for good many years. Be-
sides a sister and several brothers he
leaves a wife and one daughter, Mrs
Fred Nelson of Boston. Mr.. and Mrs.
Nelson have been home the pas: two
weeks.
Geo. A Martin, Colby 90, will preach
at the church next Sunday at 1890. All
are cordially invited to attend this ser
vice. 1t may be the last time we shall be
privileged to listen to Mr. Martin for
some time as his graduation is near at
hand.
Mr.. and Mrs. Perley Gerald were in
town last Sunday.
Mr.. Warren Gerald moves his family
to Skowhegan this week, much to the re-
greet OF their many friends here. May
success attend them and we hope to have
them with US again in the near future.
Canaan Grange No. 236 is in flourish
ing condition. Fifteen new members and
harvest feast next Thursday night
Phil Lowell has returned from Bingham
and will work for Mrs. VIM. Church this
summer.