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The record-union., 1899-12-17

$1,000 LAST TWO YEARS;
been sick five months. in delicate health
now, consequently must quit the bust
ness. Will sell stock, fixtures and bust
ness. Price s2.000. One-haIf cash.
B. LEONARD; 1902 j.
Tel, Sunset Red 3S5.
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to our friends Tor the sympathy shown
us during our bereavement. Mr.. and
Mrs T. Labhard and family. it,
The record-union., 1899-12-17

RED CROSS EMPLOYMENT OFFICE,
1913 Fifth street, between and 4
Z streets. Sacramento, Cal Help furnish,
ed the employer free of charge open
pense. Phones: Sun. south IA; Cap; l4o'
res. Sun. black $685. r. r. NlLLEn
The record-union., 1899-12-17

NEW WOOD AND COAL CO., 1415 J ST.
All kinds of wood and coal at reduced
prices. Phone, Sum, white 391. Branch
Office 300 j st. Phone black 985.
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GENERAL NOTICES.

FRUIT TREES, ROSES, PALMS, ETC,
Twenty-eighth and W. Tel. white asa
The record-union., 1899-12-17

GOOD MOUNTAIN WAGON, 2 SETS
double harness, and work team. Visu,
1101 ].
The record-union., 1899-12-17

BEAUTIFUL WALNUT CASE PIANO
VIII sell for cash at great bargain;
been In use 10 months. Call 1915 7th st.
The record-union., 1899-12-17

WARM ROOMS, NEW FURNITURE.
slestric lights. ETC.. Sig per week up.
The record-union., 1899-12-17
PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS.

DIR. ANNIE B. WIGHTMAN-OFF
SOB K; special attention given to chronic
ailments. Hours, II to IL and to f.
The record-union., 1899-12-17

All KEUNG, LAUNDRYMAN, 500 N ST.,
corner OF Fifth. Washing returned twice
a week. Phone 62S, bells.
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WANTED ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS to
pasture, one-half mile from city; nrSt.
class pasture; alfalfa two feet nlgn:
plenty of good water and lots Of shelter;
horses will be called for and returned
If SO desired; man always in attendance
on the farm and pasture; hay Will pc leu
during bad weather If ordered. r OF PR S1ir
ticulars, telephone or call at hEN
BROS STABLES, 1911 Third street.
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81 H ST.-NICELY FURNISHED Rooms,
with board. MRS. BARBER.
$40 EIGHTH ST.-ROOM WITH GOOD
board. MRS. NJ. E. HESSER.
The record-union., 1899-12-17

s15-A 4-ROOM HOUSES BATH PAM
try, good basement. Inquire 17U5 u st.
The record-union., 1899-12-17

FOR LE-SECOND-HAND FURNI-
ture and carpets, at w. LONGBOT-
TOMS, 1908 j st. Cap. phone S44. Stor-
The record-union., 1899-12-17

GEO. F. TONG. THE PLUMBER, l013
Third. Tells: Cap. l09; SUM- north 81.
The record-union., 1899-12-17

ELECTRIC BATHS FOR LADIES, 81.
ivay ~ a9 Sn Nigth ana every s;fa P1a1a
The record-union., 1899-12-17

BOARD AND FURNISHED ROOMS:
light. airy. private. reasonable. 6l5 Elev-
enth street.
The record-union., 1899-12-17

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO GET EN-
cheap! 20 head of horses from $40 up;
some spring wagons, carts, buggies and
a good contractors wagon. California
Feed Yard, Twelfth st. (bet. and j.
The record-union., 1899-12-17

CHEAPEST PLACE IN TOWN FOR
heater chunks, at new wood, coal, hay
and grain yard, 22S1 N street. Both
phones. Geo. A. Burns, Prop.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-06-27
POINTED PARAGRAPHS,

Lots of bright hope is exchanged for gloomy experience.
 The giddy girl makes a merry com panion, but a sorry wife
 Art is long; that is why women Iln- ger in front of mirrors.
 Some people can best make their presence felt by their absence.
 A mans head is apt to feel Aghtest when he has a heavy load on.
 The chef may not be sharpshooter. but he is able to hold his own al the range
 The man who thinks he knows it all is compelled to take water oftener than the man who has doubts.
 Nothing Something the rich man wants, the poor man has, the miser spends and the spendthrift saves.
 The knowledge that you are unable to do thing at all is next in impor- tance to being able to do it we'll
 My back is almost broken with this weary, weary load" sings a poefess She ought to make her husband carry up the coal.
 The meek may eventually inherit the earth, but the chances are that when they do there will be very little de- mand for real Chicago News
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-06-27
Harem Elopemeut.

A daring young Englishman of good family (name not given) has succeeded in abducting and clipping with one of the ladies of the Sultan's own hafem. According to the version of the story, the young man made her acquaintance during the recent festival of the Leilat el Kadrat, when all men and women alike go to the mosques to pray. Each of the ladies of the Sultan's harem who goes is jealously guarded by an eunuch, but the hero of this adventure succeeded in winning over the guard ian of the beauty he admired by heavy bribes. The eunuch acted as go-between and made the necessary ar engagements for the elopement. The Englishman succeeded in getting his Mohammedan lady love on board a steamer bound direct to Bombay. SeY- eraI eunuchs, suspected of being ac- complices, have been thrown into dungeons, and the Sultan utters fear ful maledictions on the English.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-06-27
FED TO ANIMALS.

Tn the corn districts of the United States the English sparrows have abandoned insects for gram.
 Though horses train best on hay and oats in many stables they are now be- ing fed hay, bran, vegetables and corn, mixed, steamed and then served after this cooking. Dogs have been induced to feed on vegetables in order that they may be milder tempered and the dog biscuits fed them have taken the place of table scraps.
 Animals that live on one single food are growing more scarce among the highly organized creatures. There is evidence that the swan once fed on aquatic grasses. Once when ice de- stroyed the grass growing at the bot tom of the lagoon at Abbotsbur., the half-wild swans starved in hundreds because they would touch no other food. Nowadays they eat grain and bread.
 Instances of carnivorous animals turning to a vegetable diet are rare. One noted instance is a Scotch deer hound, which is so fond of peaches that it will stand on it's hind legs to reach them on the trees. In New zea- land parrot took to sheep-killing and eating, and some pigs evinced a prefer ence for diet of young lamb, while some Australian sheep became not only carniYorous but cannihal.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-06-27
Smallest He Had.

Parson-"Good morning. MT. Skin ner. I was pleased to see you contribute to the missionary collection this morn ing"
 skinner-"Yes; I gave a nickela
 Parson-"A nickel! Why, I'm sur prised that a man of your means should make such ridiculous contri- button as that"
 skinner-"Yes; know it was a good deal to give. but I felt that I ought to s.fe something, and I didn't have anything smaller"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-06-27

Thousands have tried from time imme- morial to discover some efficacious remedy TOT wrinkles and other imperfeetions of the complexion, but none had yet sue ceeded until the Misses Bell, the now fam Ous Complexion Specialists, of 73 Fifth Avenue, New York City, offered the pub ae 3l-eir wonderful Complexion Tonic. The reason oo many failed to make this discovery before is plain. because they have not followed the right principle Balms, Creams, Lotions, etc, never have tonic effect upon the skin, hence the failures.
 The Misses Bells Complexion Tonic las amost exhilarating effect upon the euticle, absorbing and carrying off ali impurities which the blood by it's natural action is constantly forcing to the surface of the skin. 1t is to the skin what q yita.izines ;onic is to the blood and nerves, a kind of new life that immediately exhilafates and strengthens wherever applied It's ,oEie elect is felt almost immediately and it speedily banishes foreve. nem the skin, ireckles, p,mples, n.s 3kh ads. moth patches, wrinkles, liver spo,s, roughness, oiliness, eruptions, and discoloradons of any Kind.
 Tn orde; hat all may be benefited by their Great Discovery, the Misses Bell will, curing the present month. give to all call
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-06-27

CTS at their parlorg one trial ' pg'ss s'ss :. Con1plevion Tonic absolutely llsS', asf order that those who cannot . 'an live away from New York m may 7. ite lited tbev as viii send one bottle z { dress, all charges prepaid, on snss' lllS ,. packing and delivering, < me me llsI sotI Wonderful tonic is $1.00 per ,los.l ps'l tfis liboral ofIsr should be embrace < - The Misses Bell have jEss, 5, Ts B This This valuable work is free Q ,ir1I' ~ f, - T5a K book treats exhaus9Isaiss Iaris importance h of a good complsh1's Ila hss la1 how ,y0l D ,',,,e woman may acquire tSs Ps, keep it. Special chapters s,.,,sisptI O,l 'Ss tho hair: how to have lnAu',Ts' ,r tbe arnless In. li'la. methods of making g,alsr a'Is serye '1.'i'its it's nataraI eauty and '3,8.' a.ganced age. Also instrilc,lS'iII m trSr, l .am.L a'Is saperanous hair i,in,T iIoli to l 1,e and arins without ], lnl'l.5 , a.5agai This book will be mailed / =
 request. f yvondenl nlaIian fnh Tonic llh. free at parlors 2 2 <
 pleNloin ioiaAe a,,d nailingl " distance. l;or,v soliclts dress Q ,.I E. 7s Fifth Ave. New Y
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-06-27
HOME TESTIMONIALS.

Brazilian BaA cured of nveterae catarrI which oa
 is the wonderful triumph of medical RE oE croup cold and the worst form of pp have Brazilian
 1o W g. Bo0tte p D. Pas5or Dek 40e Bap. CH AIr Ior eL "One bottle of Brazilian Balm cured friend of mine M C5er q very deaf for years from catarr Bra2i
 in my every day restored my hearing g" 5r G R q" is the best thing for dyspepsia Iudes E almost to the grave with raeng cough that doctors failed to relieve It cured with bottle Brazilian B be my doctor through le"f5 Gak0uuV F0tt0uw B7 ap crippled up rheunas could get my hand to nv bottles of Brazilian Balm in six months HOW entirely cn be as forty."-4nson Bu17eH aged S. adv in Cn asthma that during the winter seventeen wears see lying down, entirely and permanently cured Brazilian SOLD AH1 E A5E A5EAGsRs s21ER'S1 BF JACKSON G0 Id
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-06-27

EARAoHE minutes ringing and od troubles QUICK CURE FOR n @ Its Healing Power Almost Miraculous. The Best Famlv w 50 Cent Bottle contains 100 DOSGS or Two Weeks Taatm@ @
 SLoo BOTTLE EQUALS THREE soc ar~-s ,9r--" M "
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-11-28

ia Eng9, a witness corner Eo. i-sears Nof.a ~ degrees e! -..aG,rs :, .s 95 f. {. A Eine Lost g .ss. .oar. hes SIgy e set lu n.cssH of s.U...2, one too; in groaud to bd r c6 rissd l-io;: " C. E. M. L. whence Uaite~ oia sS mineral !.lJE un., nt No. l of tl WarTen Mining District, bears isoutD SeGi ces 4S minutes East o9S74 f, lro-.i true corn&r pSi't; tn nee SoItl oi tegTees Z5 minutes west, io0 feet to center of East si6e lie, pine jvst Feet long, inches s llii st l.. ;)lnd or stones l,500 feet same beai ta corner NO. 2, a pine lost 5 fe>t .on8 inches square set in lcounI Of < 3las, lo inches in ground, seriici . .t.l l.. M. C.; thence north 49 degrees .nin-. tues West, 300 feet to South e,: 5en-. ter pine post 2ia feet high G-t in mound of stones. IS inches in g:oind. scribed, l.. M c. 134i 6j12 fee. s4me bearing to corner No. 3, a pine I,ost s feet long, inches square, set .l x chlseled in bedrock, surrouadcG S. a mound of stones, scribed S.l3i.-L MIG: thence North 5f degrees = minutes , East, 1J0 feet to center O. Vest side | line. a pine post in rnoune .o., sseaes: 15O0 feet same bearing to c1-.:c,. No. 4, identical with a corner t e..iac. ion, pine post 3 feet long, 4 inc les .s.r,i Ire, set lS iEches in giouaI SUI oun, l by noEnd of stones, scribed 13tH l.. M. C.; thence South 49 degrees A minutes East 3012 feet 10 center end mon; lent, identical with location monu.~ .nr; . pine post feet ,eng, inches lare set on x chiseled on a. reef CT .. cks, surrounded by mound of ones, 7 scribed l.. M c. 1344; 5917 feet same bearing to witness corner No, l, already |. described; 601.2 feet to corner iIo. (the true cor,:er) the place of begin ming.
 Area of claim. a00Ss acres.
 The said mining claim being of reconA in the office of the Recorder of Coahise County in Book 14, Record of Mines. pages P and B, ct TombstoEe . the County and Territory aforesaid. the presumed general course or direct ton of the said Labrador vein, lode min. eral deposit being shown upon L.. plat posted herewith, as near as can 'e de-, ter:lined from present develo- .'lents. this claim being for fifteen h-ndred 0,50o) linear feet thereof, togeth with the surface ground shown upan the official plat posted herewith, t.-a saia vein, lode and mining premises hereby. sought to be patented, being bnt:nded as follows, to-wit! There are no ad- joining claims. s.t ......f'
 Any and all persons claimjns. ad- versely any portion of said mine or surface ground are required io file their adverse claims with the Register of the United States Land C. at Tucson, Pima County, in the :" tory of Arizona, during the sixty. 6ays period of publication thereof. : they will be barred by virtue of tla 'ovis- ions of the statute.
 " MILTON R. MOORE.
 Register. First Publica ion. October q, lSs.
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-11-28

United States Land Office, Tucson, Ari-
 zona, October 16th, 1899.
 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, Ina; Martin Costello. whose postoffice ad- dress is Tombstone, Cochise County | Arizona Territory, has made app.ica 1 tion for a patent for 1,4s5 linear feet oi | the Roy" and 1.4S5 linear feet of tn; | Leo mining claims, bearing copper and other minerals, situate in tht Warren" Mining District, Cochist County. Arizona Territory, and de scritcd in the official plat and .fieil notes on file in this office, as follows viz: .s-. Roy" Lode Claim. Beginning al corner No. 1, identical with location corner, Il pine post feet long inche: square, Set 1 foot in ground, to bed rock, in mound of stones, scribed 1-12S. l R. Nj. C.. whence United States min eral monument No. of Warren | Mining District bears North e2 degrees 22 minutes East 4,225 feet, thence South 49 degrees 01 minutes West 1,495 feet to corner No. 2, pine post feet long inches square in mound of stones scribed 2-12S2 R. NJ. C.; thence South 47 degrees Is minutes East 593.5 feet to corner No. g. identical with location corner. q pine post feet long inches square ia mound of stoues, Scribed 3-12S2 R. M. C.. thence North 49 de- grees V1 minutes East 495 feet to corner Mo- 4, pine post feet long inches square in mound of stones, scribed 4-l2S2 R. M. C.; thence North 47 de- grecs 15 m:n2tes 1885 feet to place of beginning. Variation at all corners F degrees 20 minutes East. ..
 Areo t0.c5 acres.
 Leo Lode Claim. Beginning at cor ner No. 1, identical with location cor ner and with corner No l, of Roy lode, scrihed in addition to marks al ready noticed 1-12S2 L. M. C., whence United States mineral monument No. 4 hears North 62 degrees 22 minutes East 4,zZ5 feet: thence South 49 degrees 0l minutes West 1.495 feet to corner No. g. identical with corner No: Roy" Lode sc!ibca, in addition, 2-1282 L. NJ C.; thence North 23 degrees 50 minutes West C12 feet to corner To. 3, a pine post 2 feet long 1 inches square i,l mound of rock scrihed 3-12S2 l.. M. C.: thence North 53 degrees 22 minutes East 1,470.5 feet to corner No. 4: a pine post three feet long inches square in mound of stone, scribed 4-12s2 L. M. C.: thence South 23 degrees 50 minutes East 5225 feet to corner No. 1, the place of beginning. Variation at all corners !2 degrees 20 minutes East.
 Area 1860 acres.
 Total area of both lode claims, 3S.S5 acres.
 In Township 23 South of Range 24 Fast funsurveyedf, Gla and Salt River Meridian. The locations of. these mines is recorded in the Recorders of flee of Cochise County, Arizona, or pages 575-6-7 of Book g, of Records of Mines. Adjoining claimants are the Wood Chopper" survey No. 1061, an' "1Hp Top" survey No 10s7. on the Northeast, and the Wagner" survey Mo- 1121, on the Southeast.
 All persons holding adverse claims thereto are required to present the same before this office. within sixty days from the first day of publication hereof, or they will be barred by virtue of the provisions of the statute.
 MILTON R MOORE,
 Register. Date of first duplication, Friday De- toher "0th, 1899.
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-11-28

their adrer ,.auas are duly filed as accorusng t. law auI. JAc regulations thereuruer within the time prescribed ty law, Wi.i I..G ,4,G. I..~. U4 LAG Chilled States Laiiu Ohice 4t Tu. son, Arizona tAey WiI Le barred by the provisions uf s.2.Id s.atL.e.
 MILTON r. MOORE,
 Register. Date Of first publication, Friday, Oc .. toGer 20th, 1893.
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-11-28
NOTICE OF APPLICATION FOR
 PATENT. r...-- Mining Anplicat on No. 733 -.... ;,
 Survey No. 1894 United States Land Office.

TUC|nS. '.,;stc 19, 1899.
 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN Ina in pursuance of the United States Min ing Laws, M. J. Brophy and E. B. Ma son, whose postoffice address is Bi92e, Cochise County, Arizona, have re:s application for patent for fifteen hun dred Q.50O) linear feet of the Labra O. lode mining claim, situated in the Wa .. ren Mining District. Cochise coun'. Territory of Arizona, as describeG b the official plat herewith posted and : the field notes on file in the offica c the Register of the United States La. Office, Gila Land District, Tucson Arizona, as follows. to-wit:
 Magnetic variation for al corner: 12 degrees "5 minut,s r:~t.
 Beginning at cornar 'n 7"Tt c... corner of location which corner being
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-11-28
NOTICE Or APPLICATION FO:;
 PATENT.

M. A. No. 69S, Survey No. 12S2.
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I
 less area in conflict with Copper Glance
 Lode of this survey, 1.S3 acres, and less
 area in conflict with Contentment Lode
 of th.s survey, .S4S acr2.. -,e. ], "a r. an Lode, IiNr. 2cr,s.
 Total area Mo,:oc .LoJe fG6t acres
 less area in conflict with Contentment LoIe of this survey, l.10 acres. M
 area of Modoc lode, 1854 acres.
 Net area Of this lode claim, 1l1.6-. acres.
 The surveys of all the above de-
 scribed lodes are identical with, o! within their respective locations: This claim is located about mile and nai' South of the town" of Bisbee, in tn
 said Warren Mining District, sat' County of Cochise, and will, when pH1- ,ic land surveys re c>.tHn led over rhis section of countrH. be C'''':%ceo "r
 proximatety in Townshi: B Sou range 24 East Cla - 1t u, Base and Meridian. Arizona.
 Tie amended locations of he above and following described lodss are re- corded as follows: Of the Copper Game in EuUh D. 4 ..@ :: O. t"' California, in Eo"!; 4. '1'"r 80; O; the Contentrient in .>GC u ,t pA5t 531; of the Confidence, t.' ..oE II, a' page 557; of the Comstocil, in Book li. at page 532; of the Brya2 | Book H.. at page 534, and of :&e H 70 in F""| IA, at page 5Ss; eGid @G,.. ,ing of the Records of MiHes Of Inc 'e2ord# oi Cochisc Co"nt%, Arizona T3rrisory.
 The rresu;.ed general Cc SC 0: @j- recti~n of the vein. ,r:e. cr neral I@ posit of the aho"e Cos .S 'odes rs- spectively is shoVn DOT t&a 0t7t po1t- ed on the q" im, "F "eG"$ o. oal h' d.. terrined from rr4s 2 "@ .'~2m~H.
 Is cam @rinr " .." feet d., etau iote ,:..' r. .. .-HoNe svt 'ort' r"s'E.,. ''.... . With ths ;urf'Cc grGnn: z .r ,ho ohlcia pat af1TaS9id.
 The adjoining ln'm: TT ComGlaE. tion. St. Louis and Illinois claims (ua- surveyed), Shattuck. Kea;ing. ct. al. Buckley O'Neill, Sixteen-t to- One and Arizona claims (Survey No. 1393) owned by applicant herein; Key claim (unsurN eyed, C. Idcl and O'Hare c!airlan:": {, :,j.l. name un- known unSur -yun n..' B, Matthias and Sampson. ciof..a:.'s. .Iu claim (unsurVeyodD, Ce""a' I-.tdei ard FerrinS. cla.ma'ts, .L.iuu ,iAiw >uH- surveyed), Dem, sr./!,.tH 's and Han non, ctain ants; on all other sides Ea cant and unoccupieA land.
 Any and all persons. claiming ad- versely the mining ground. vein, lode. premises, or any portion thereof so de- surveyed, platted and applied l fer, are hereby notified that unless
The Arizona daily orb., 1899-11-28

First Publication, October 2l, IS ,
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-12-10

Every one knows the man who Is
notorious Tor so telling % story as 90
destroy lts point An English noble
man. Lord L.. was noted for bis sue.
cess In thus running the prosperity of
a story The author of collections
and Rocollect.ons' exhibits specimen
OF his lordship's peculiar art
Thirty years ago two large houses
were built 40 Albert Gate, London. the
size and cost of which seemed likely to
prohibit tenants from hiring them. A
wag chrIstcuDd them "Malta and alb.
raltar because they can never be
taken"
Lord T.. thought this an excellent
joke and ran round the town. saying 90
every friend be- met.
Il say, do you know what they call
those houses 40 Albert Gatcf They
call them Malta and Gibraltar because
they can never let them. Isn't it ave-
fully goodW
Some one told Lord +. the old rid.
die, why was the elephant the last
animal 10 get into the arky' 10 which
the answer is Because he had 10 pack
his trunk"
Lord +. asked the riddle " the next
friend he met and gave as the answer.
Because he had 10 pack his portman.
teau."
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-12-10

Census experts estimate" says the
Chicago Post, that the center of popu.
latlon will be found next year 10 be- In
Indiana, close 10 the Illinois line, at a
point not FAR removed from tho town
OF Nlncennes. The last census showed
the population center TO be- between
Columbus, Ind, and Cincinnati. The
Increase In the population Of Georgia,
Texas, the Indian Territory. Oklahoma.
New Mexico and Arizona during the
last ten years has been sufficient Il Is
thought, TO Offset any Increase In the
northwest and 10 possibly pull the cen.
ter somewhat 10 the south of the 1890
parallel. The wealth center Is thought
TO be IN the nelghborhood OF San
dusky o."
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-12-10
HE WASHED DISHES.
The Hard Job One Hoy Had All the
Way 60 Europe.

Tho girls who have complained In
various keys because they had dishes
10 wash may bee glad TO hear Of a
young man who can look at the mat
ter through their eyes, perhaps more
so. lie had shipped as boy" on a cat.
tie steamer for Europe because he
wanted 90 save as much as possible on
his transportation, and-but the rest Of
the story sounds better In his own
words:
about 400 In the morning | was
awakened and told TO 90 10 work. /
hastily dressed, for the first aud last
time on board, for during the rest u
the voyage | took care not to undrcss
II seemed scarcely worth while. ar.
rived on deck and found the steward
waiting FOR me. lie showed me into
the pantry, introduced me TO Pants.
as the pantryman was called. and told
me that my chief duty during the voy-
age would be 20 wash dishes.
There was already n large pile ~
dirty dishes waiting 10 be washed. and
| rolled up my sleeves. fixed the hot
water and began TO work. had these
almost done when another and larger
lot was brought In from the dining
room. This proved TO be the daily pro.
gramme / mo- sooner had one pile
washed than others were brought Zoo
and / was never done. don't think
ever saw so many dishes before 100
my life. and hope never shall again
There were 90 passengers aboard bc.
sides the cattlemon, and six meals
were served each day. From the
dishes that came out 10 be- washed
think that each passenger must have
used 40 least six plates at q meal
Detroit Free Press.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1899-12-10
LOVE ON The FARM.

A potato sent on . mash
And sought an onion bod
That's pie ior M" observed the squash.
And al the hscts turned red.
Go awsi," the onion, weeping. cfiedt
''iouf .ove J cannot rs;
he pumpkin b. your lasful bride,
You cantaloupe vith me"
But onward still the tubsr came
And laid down az her icst.
"Nou caulinovrr By any name,
And it will smell - wheat,
And !. too. am an early rosc.
And you I've come % see.
s. don't turn up your lovely nose,
But fpinachat with me-"
81 DO not carrot al 90 we'd.
50 80. cir, Il you pleas"
The modest onion meckly aid.
"And lettuce. pray. have psasl
Co think that you have never sen
Myself O. smelled my sigh.
Too long a maiden have been
For iayors In your eycl"
"Ah, spare a cussl' the tuber prayed.
MY cherryshed bride youll be-;
You are the only weeping maid
That's currant now with mel"
And as the Willy tuhsr spoke
lie caught her BY surprise
And. giving her an artichoke.
Deyoursd Der with his eyes.
st Louis Republic.