The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1899-08-31
sim More Counterfe,tins.

Still More CounteFfe1tin9.
The Secret Service has just unearthed an
other band Of counterfeiters, and secured =
large quantity of bogus bills, which are 50
cleverly executed that the average person
would never suspect them Of being spurious.
imitation, notably Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers, which has many imitators but nc equals
for disorders like indigestion, dyspepsia, con-
stipation, nervousness and general debility.
Always 60 to reliable druggists who have the
reputation of giving what you ask for.
summer Contuming.
"I don't believe in girls a-dressin' in stiff
clothes durin' the hot weather." said the
adipose elderly lady with the large diamond
earrings and finger rings at the boarding
house breakfast table the other morning.
81 make my two daughters dress in negli-
gent costumes all summer. no matter where
they're a-goin'" "Maw!' said her daugh-
tiers, warningly.. from the other side OF the
table, and the fox terrier pup turned a mt
out in the basement misunderstanding
ton Post.
A Clean Record.
II wouldn't associate with her. Why, one
of her ancestors was a charwoman."
well, then, she's sure that one OF them,
at least, had clean record. philadelphia
New Through Sleeping Car Line Between
st. Louis and Denver.
Only 26 Hours En- Route.
The Missouri Pacific Railway. in connec-
ton with the Rock Island Route from
Kansas City, is now operating through
sleeping cars between ST. Louis and Denver,
leaving st. Louis 9 am. daily, arriving
Denver IL O'Clock the next morning. This
=. A. 81 hnk, <,sts H,xx
over two hours
Home Run Strikes.
DiggSso your daughter is married, eh!"
Biggs-Yes.
"And how does your new son-in-law strike
your"
Evening News.
Ladies' Can Wear Shoes
One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease, powder for the feet 1t makes tight
or new shoes easy. Cures swollen, hot,
sweating. aching feet, ingrowing nails. corns
and bunions. At all druggists and shoe
stores. Csc. Trial package FREE by mail.
Aline-.'Wouldn't you hate to be preach
er's wife?' Anna-"No, indeed. just
think of being able to make him cut his ser
mons short Kansas City Independent.
Don't scratch, when it can be avoided by
using Tetterine, the only sure cure known for
all itching diseases. so cents at druggists, or
by mail for cash or stamps. j. T. Shuptrine,
manufacturer. Savannah, Ga.
Every woman believes that her husband
is child in some respects, and that she
must be on the alert to keep things out of
his grasp that he wants, but which are not
good for him.-Atchison Globe.
The Rest Prescription for Chllls
and Fever is bottle Of GROVES TAsTELEss
Chill. Tonic. tits simply iron and quininein
atasteless form. No cure mo pay. Price, Soc
Pope says: ''The minds the measure of
the man." Perhaps that is why some men
are SO hard to find.-Ram's Horn.
You can dye your goods in one hour with
Putnam Fadeless Dyes. All other dyes re.
quire from one to four hours. l0c per pack.
age.
Days when the business man has had an
unsatisfactory breakfast the Office boy has
to earn his salary.-Somerville Journal.
Piso's Cure for Consumption has saved me
many a doctors Bills. F. Hardy, Hop
kins Place, Baltimore, Md, Dec. 2, 81.
Getting married is a good deal like coast
ing down hill in winter; good deal of
preparation is necessary, and it is soon
over.--Atchison Globe.
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is & Constitutional Cure. Price, 75c.
All people make pretence that they
do not care for fortune, but want just
enough to make them comfortable.
ington Qa.) Democrat.
To Cure . Gold In One Nay
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money lift fails to cure. Csc.
The depth Of feeling displayed by the
mosquito touches all mankind. = Chicago
Daily News.
it'e a cold day when the palm-leaf fan gets
left.-Chicago Evening News.
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