The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1899-07-21
Editorial and Otherwise.

MaTrlaSe ls u iuiiufc WIN soHle people.
You can't bulldoze some people we
know.
Even the peaceful infant is often up
in arms.
A bold outspoken man can generally
be trusted.
Mean well, do i'll and you'll get your
self disliked.
It doesn't make miller dyspectic to
hold his meals.
Ungratefulness is one of the meanest
traits of humanity.
The man who serves his friends never
lacks employment e
The man who is the first to argue is
usually the last to act.
Combinations do not always work out
to suit the organizers.
On a summer resort piazza the early
girl gets the hammock.
Most of men who seek your friendship
have motive in view.
Blueness may be all right in blood,
but it's all wrong in milk.
Mrs. T.. d. f. n. Southworth, the we'll
known authoress, is dead.
Love may have its limits, but there
aren't any limits to loving.
The schemes of bad men are often
knocked into smithereens
1t is not the bird that makes the most
noise that scars the highest.
An egg will settle coffee, but it takes
money to settle for the egg.
Some people are pleasant to talk to,
but dsagreeable to listen to.
A compass has four points, while n
pair of compasses has but two.
Spinach and dandelion leaves are said
to be excellent for the kidneys.
Beauty, wit and grace are great adorn-
ments when they are not put on.
| Some critics do not consider that criti-
cism is of any use unless it hurts.
British women are said to average two
inches more in height than Americans.
Married women should conduct them
selves in such way as to escape criti-
cism.
The Anglican bishop of Labrador says
that his diocese extends to the north
pole.
The doctor smiles when he sees small
boy getting outside of a little green
apple.
Love may change its living place, but
it keeps on getting mail at the same old
address.
When man can't find any other ex-
cuse for his sins he blames them on
heredity.
1t is the opinion of Prof. Tyndall that
blue-eyed women should marry black
eyed men.
The more times man falls in love the
surer he is he has no business in any
such place.
On life's highway everybody is not
only willing, but anxious to take the
rich mans dust.
Butter is prime when it is fresh; but
mans freshness disappears when he
reaches his prime.
Never doubt girls word when she
says she can't sing. It's ten to one she
is telling the truth.
All men are more or less prejudiced-
not because they want to be, but because
they can't help it
A trust has been organized in New
Jersey with capital of S5,O0O, 900 to con-
troll the peanut trade.
The man who is the most conceited
about himself is generally the least con-
ceited about his wife.
The man who lives off an aunt or sis
ter always has more new hats than any
other man in the block.
The man who thinks he knows it all is
compelled to take water oftener than
the man who has doubts.
Men are like tea-their real strength
and goodness are not drawn out until
| they have been in hot water.
The Atlanta Contitution thinks that
the negro. problem at present is the
choice between two l0cent watermelOns.
Some vain people are so proud of their
own fine points they really have no
time to consider the attractions OF
others.
A revolver that will shoot three miles
has been invented. The wise poet will
now see the advisibility of sending his
contributions by mail.
The goldbug Democrats are returning
to the Democratic fold. That is right
They are welcome to seats among the
good old church members.
It is getting so that two cats cannot
meet at midnight without calling some
body to the chair and appointing COM
mittee OH constitution and by-lays.
When man is sued for breach Of
promise and his love letters are produc'
ed as evidence he can nearly always get
off on the plea Of temporary insanity.
Frank r. Stockton, the author, says
that the best training for young man Ii
in newspaper Office, where he can learr
a clear style, observe all phases of lifs
and learn what work realH means.
Regarding the Importance Of the Sab
bath day, DR.. Dwight remarked recently
"But for this day, earthly things woult
have engrossed all our thoughts, ths
world as canker would rust, corrupt
and consume al disposition to piety and
all hope Of heaven, the soul would be =.
numbed, religion would die, God would