The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-12
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A woman in Oregon. who IS mayor of
q small town, had her husband arrested
for disorderly conduct because he had
disobeyed her order to clean up his back
yard. Whereupon he sued her for divorce
On the ground Of non-suppcrt, and the
judge said he had no precedent in his
experience for a suit Of the kind. One
of the allegations brought by the
mayor against her husband was that
he did not vote for her. Oh, the good
old times. the good old times!
St. Paul has had a visitation from
some queer burglars during the last year
or two. They have taken the Jewels of
two newspaper men who never did
thing to them. There is only one thing
left for them to do-to rob the police, and
your mayor"
In Pine City recently a man of seventy
five applied for a divorce from his wife.
who is fifty-fve. He evidently goes on
to mend, and it may be that the old lady
got little too gay.
There ia said to be a dark mystery
back of the shooting of a woman by
man near Michaud's last week. a re-
porter of the Dispatch was seen talking
to the man some time before the crime
was committed, and it was noted that
the affair took place. in time to be ne VS.
for an evening paper. The police viii
endeavor to break up these yellow
methods of newspaper making which are
beginning to obtain Sin our midst
An Indignation meeting has been ca I'D
of all those men and women who are
classed under the head of general job
lot" in the social columns of an even
ing paper. Also the women whose
houses have been described decorated
with Madam Tetzlow roses" for 30
many, many years in the paper down the
street have asked to be present A petit
ton is to be circulated at the meeting
protesting against any further ment on
of Tetzlow roses and suggesting the Ad-
miral Dewey rose for a change, and rec
ommending 1t also as easier for the prln-
ter to spell. One of the. other topics to
be discussed at this meeting is, What Is
the difference between Linen shower"
and donation party?
Mrs. White has still to be heard from on
the prolonged holding of Ladysmith by
Gen. White.
The school teachers are all aching to
have the great and good Mr.. McCardy at
school for an hour or two, so they could
make him stand In the corner with his
face to the WALL The teachers think he
bears a close resemblance to the Ameri-
can mules at Ladysrnith who may be
looked upon as patriots-or the other
thing-it depends upon your point Of
view The school teachers are now NV
ing on rartfed air and ice water, but, of
course. they don't mind that so long as
Mr. McCardy's dignity is upheld. That
dignity is the most precious possession
of the city, but when election time comes
round he will go into the explanation
business. and the watch dog Of the
treasury will be working overtime.
ITO our silent heroes" reads little
Willie from the memorial stone Pop
per-" said he. what are silent heroes?
Married men,. said pepper, who had
troubles of his own
1t is rumored that the president Of the
Civic league Is going to bring a libel
suit against an evening paper-for the
unkindest' cut of all which appeared In a
recent issue. The teachers are hoping
that the league will take up their griev-
ances, for they know that what the
league says goes, particularly with your
mayor" 1t is said that the latter asked
the leagues permission to marry, and
that 1t was given reluctantly. A matri-
monial wave has struck the country and
all the great men are tying knots with
their teeth CnaL JheY can never unite
with thei- tongues AS a protest against
this sad business the League of American
bachelors is being formed in New York.
and it is running in opposition to the
Suicide club.
A member of congress was elbowing his
way through a crowd and was much an
noyed by the jostling. Who are your"
said q very rough person, who thought
ha
Il am a representative of the people,
so make way" said the great man.
"Oh, come off, said the rough man,
we're the blooming people themselves"
cigar man on Wabasha street, In
compliance with the ordinance, has TAX
en- his Indian in from the sidewalk. and
round the neck of the aboriglne hangs
this pathetic notice: Civilization is con-
stantly crowding us to the rear"
Reggie.