The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1899-11-22

10 furlIy anu GnIlcn lue Dioo"'
Strengthen the Nerves and InVigor
ate the System, use DR.. NJ. A. Sim
mons Liver Medicine.
A thermometer will not take the
place of stove.
A man usually finds it hard job
to get soft one.
The Flashing Eye, Baoyant Foot
step and Rosy Complexion result
from the use of Dr.. NJ. A. Simmons
Liver Medicine.
Man may hide from justice, but
he cannot hide from himself.
, Haste makes waste and too much
waist makes people slow.
Let disease come as they will,
Take Life of the Liver and be
healthy still;
Pleasant to take, unlike a pill,
Regulates the system and cures
every i'll.
A cat in a Strand tavern in Lon
don has become Incorporate through
drinking wine spilled by walters.
Weary women need an occasional
dose Of DR.. NJ. A. Simmons Live,
Medicine to Strengthen their Nerves
and Invigorate their Systems.
At % many a mans ambition is tc
enter the White House. At 78 biz
ambition is to keep out of the pool
house.
81 wouldn't be without Dewitt
Witch Hazel Salve for any considera
tiop,' writes Thos. B. Rhodes, Cen
-ter6eld, O. Infalliole for piles, cuts
burns and skin diseases. Beware c.
counterfeits. J. E. Kaufman.
No married man in Vienna is al
lowed to 60 up in a balloon withou
the formal consent of his wife ant
children.
In a Methodist church in a remot'
Georgia community, the old rule G
separation of the sexes during worship
is observed.
Temporary Derapgement Of Diges
tior, through overwork, worry c.
emotional excitement, are q1ickl.
recti6ed by DR.. NJ. A. Simmon
Liver Medicine.
The politicians are warming up il
Laurens. It is said that Col. Isb,
is going to run for Congress in th'
Fourth district.
Geo. holland, Rockland, O., says
My wife had piles forty years. De
Wits Witch Hazel Salye cured her
It is the best salve in America" L
heals everything and cures all Skin
diseases. j. E. Kaufman.
Dr.. F. Y. Presley has been elect
ed to succeed the late Rev. VIM. Nj
Grier as president of Erskine Col
lege Mt Due West.
DR.. H. H. Haden, Summit, Ala
says, Il think Kodol Dyspepsia Cure
is splendid medicine. I prescribe
It, and my confidence in it grows
with continued use" 1t digests
what you eat and quickly cures
dyspepsia and indigestion. ]. E
Kaufman.
what are you going to be when
you are man, Tommy" I'm goin
to work till l get enough money to
buy a candy store, al then I won't
do thing"
You never know what form of
blood poison will follow constipa-
ton. Keep the liver clean by using
DeWitt's Little Enly R;sers and
you will avoid trouble. They are
famous little pills for constipation
and liver and bowel troubles. J. E.
Kaufman.
For the year ending March 3lst,
l799, there were l. .UOO less marriage s
in Ohio than for the proceeding yes r,
and yet President Mckinley is boast
ing If prosperity.
Mice have long been in demand as
pets. They can be trained to per-
form many tricks, are very fond Of
music, and have been taught to
dance gracefully to walz time.
DR.. W. Wixon, Italy Hill, n. Y
says, Il heartily recommend One
Minute Cough Cure. It gave my
wife immediate relief in suffocating
asthu a Pleasant to take. Never
fail. to quickly cure al! coughs, colds,
throat and lung troubles. J. f..
Kanfmann.