The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-18
AIongthe Kansas Nile.

Ed Howe says that any man can get
credit except the man who is hungry.
Colonel Metcalf says determinedly that
Funston should be elected United States
senator.
No one knows today where singing
Jones" is, but 1t is money to marbles he
is an expansionst.
1t will be noticed that John Breidenthal
has way Of not talking when the oues-
ton of expansion comes up.
To help Topeka out in raising her $4,000
to entertain the Twentieth Kansas, the
Santa Fe railroad has given $500.
Fred Harvey, the eating house man OF
the Santa Fe, has beeen I'll in London for
| two months. and may not recover.
Most Kansas editors have an atlas in
offices. A man cannot read a newspaper
| intelligently any more without maps
At Abilene one woman wouldn't let her
| husband carry the $50 they took to the
corn carnival. but kept It herself A pick
| pocket got it.
''Uncle Sam in Cuba" grand, patriotic
comedy, is holding forth in Abilene. The
| Populists hold that the Republicans az re-
sponsible for it.
The members OF the G. A r. Of Kan
| sas will present each member Of the
| Twentieth Kansas with a medal made OF
| captured canon.
A majority of the boys OF the Twentieth
! Kansas do not want to be brought
! through Kansas at night. They want a
/ daylight run TO Topeka.
! It is not possible that Ed. Little has
| prepared a 5000 word protest against Fred
/ Funston. Little has too much sense 70
| make a kick that long.
! 1t would be Interesting for ingalls, 70
| take up buttercup and read its beauty
| and its promise. There is an awful mon
| otony in undiluted vitrioI
| Evalu. fast mare which was once
| Judge Dennison's driving animal at Fl Do
RADIO. reached Vienna. Austria. last week.
She is valued now at over a thousand dol
| lars.
Lawrence Journal: When Ed. Howe
learned that the first name OF the Wien
tia carnival queen IS "dayme," hs~went
of and laid down behind a press and had
a fit
The story Is abroad that as chief execu-
tive Of the state Governor Stanley has the
power 10 20 to Klondike and arrest VITA
out warrant any man he sees violating
the law.
Mex; week Governor Stanley takes
=
Allen. the private secretary. win 20 10
San Francisco 10 meet the Twentieth
Kansas.
Most Of the boys OF The Twentieth Kan
sas turned into the government Mauszrs
when they were changed with Spring
fields. They simply changed vita TIE
dead FTHpinos.
Senator Harris. who was near Dewey
when the sword was presented to him 4;
Washington, says the tears streaned
down DeEey's brown cheeks while secrs-
taTy Log spoke.
Il X shoughr TIA: Harry Ssn. mem
Der o. the Twentieth. Th3 was nominated
Tor q county Office By the Popuilsts q
Rice county, On platform aenosneing
the war In the Philippines, sill repgseizte
the platform.
u there IS anvr hing n hsredstY. ths "a
turs kansas mule whose ancestors VII
have served 81 - may tErsren: was
VII Be able 20 bray "Boo;s AID Sz6sIex-'
when fwo weeks ois.-Wychssa Eagle
Possibly the esteemed Eagle has sarEst-
tea ths fzncas remark < Governor A.
fh5ay to TIE effect that TIE Popos8zt par
- ard the muie ws-e The TEo fzss "a
neither pride @. ancestry 1ss z02s .. Pea I
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