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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-10-15
His Revised Version.

A gentleman from a neighboring town
in Mississippi, says the Memphis Scimi-
tar, told the following last night:
II walked into a small store the other
day and found the proprietor lying on the
counted just doing off into a sleep. He
reused himself on my approach, and.
jumping to the floor, quoted the familiar
line;
"A horsel A horse My kingdom for
a horsep
Where did you get that?' I asked
g oh, don't you know? That's what Alb
SALON. said when his horse ran under the
tree and left him hanging by the hair to
a limb. I thought everybody knew where
that came FROM.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-10-15

The Vermont Republicans are after
Dewey. At the celebration in Montpelier,
many of the prominent politicians as well
as a large number of the small fry gather
ed TO aid in doing honor to the great ad-
miral, and incidentally they endeavored
to give lift to his presiden-
tial boom. However, they insist that Dew
ey shall be the nominee of the Republicans
and not of the Democrats as has been pro-
posed. Senator Redfeld Proctor was a
prominent member of the committee that
consulted with Admiral Dewey with ref
erence to the matter, after which he said
among other things: well. If Admiral
Dewey adheres to his determination, he
will be unique in American history. No
man has ever yet refused to accept the
Presidency of the United States
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-10-15
The Three LatestiDewey Jokes.

A special from Montpelier, Vt, to the
New York World says; Admiral Dewey
played a joke on three mountaineers yes
terday. When the special train reached
JonesvilIe a stop of threee minutes was
made. Mountaineers and farmers who
mad ridden miles to get glimpse OF the
Admiral stood at a respectful distance.
At the car door appeared s. r. Galloway,
president of the New York Central Rail
road, and DR.. W. Seward Webb. Perhaps
ten rods in front of the main crowd stood
three lank moUntaineers. Noticing these
men, the Admiral smiled, and nodding his
head in the direction of Mr. Galloway said:
Allow me to present Admiral Dewey
l know 90 will all be CAD 10 shake his
EE.1"
For a moment the men made no move
then the one addressed replied:
Golly he amt no Admiral. They Amt
any Of you fellers fighters no more n
you're green pumlns You can't fcol US.
Gents We know an Admiral when we see
one. if we be woodchoppers."
ROars of laughter came from the car
platform.
Last Night George Goodwin Dewey, the
AdmiraFs son; Lieut.. Brumby, his flag
officer. and two members of the party took
hand at practical joking. At midnight
they went TO the guard line at the First
Regiment and asked for Adjt Gen. Theo-
dore s. Peck They were told that the
General was at the hotel.
'"rell him" said one of the men, that
the Admiral presents his compliments and
is sorry that the General is not in"
1t was dark, and the guard could hard
~ see the men. In an instant he was of
with the news. Five minutes later light
blinked in the tents, drums rolled and the
entire regiment was turned out in fun pa
rade. while the band sleepily footed "Eta
TO the Chief
This morning the Admiral was told of
the Joke by his son.
"A good one" he said. I'm carry it Out
for you, George"
So when he met Gen. Peck he told the
crestfalleu officer that he was sorry he was
not in you know" he said, I'm apt to
take midnight strolls. and the call was en-
trely informal"
Gen. Peck tried TO explain that he was
seldom absent from camp, and then rushed
off to spread the story.
When Gov Smith asked the Admirais
Chinese cook as to the battle of Manila,
the latter gave this vivid description:
"Sailee upee bay, Admiral makee upea
downee, quick BLY, and bly,, shootee go big
gunse. bumee bumee, Admiral say go
aheadee, Gid by any old timee Then
bangee Puff Muchee smokee, lot noises,
Snanfsh f1et go hellee AIleeadone."
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-10-15
CURRENT COMMENT.

The Washington Star Gnd) does Mr.
Bryan the justice to say: Nobody will
think the less of w j. Bryan because
when a hard-up young man in 1889 he
was more attracted by the money which
in the shape of salary attached TO the Of
flee of secretary of the Nebraska State
aginary honor connected with that plea
yune position. He is not to be blamed,
either, for needing the salary of the Of
flee, for desiring it or for saying So
The Chicago Daily News Ond) says:
lone need but glance at the average news
paper file to comprehend the evolution of
a yacht race. First trial, first column,
front page and two inside pages; no race.
Second trial. second column, front page,
and one inside page; no race. Third trial,
three columns, second page: no race.
Fourth trial "stickfu" front page; mo race
Two weeks hence you will find the account
of the attempt at yacht racing bottom
fifth page under the minor Police Court
cases"
The Chicago Chronicle Ond) says:
Combining the SAVIOR faire and natural
diplomacy of the Frenchman with the
adroitness and tenacity of the British CO.
lonlal politician. the Right Honorable Sir
Wilfrd Laurier constitutes what is known
in this vicinage as a remarkably smooth
proposition. He made a friend of every
one he met and he invariably said the
right thing at the right time. The do
minon of Canada is to be congratulated
upon possessing a statesman so well
equipped"
The Washington Post Qnd) says: "The
best phase of our Astounding prosperity
is its agricultural side. 1t has come to
the farmers in large measure. Republl-
can policy has not produced great crops
OF wheat and cocn in the United States
and simultaneously cut short the crops on
the other side of the Atlantic. To virtu-
ally claim this coincidence and its results
as the fruits of Republican ascendency is
TO invite ridicule. Much of our gain in
wealth has come from famine in other
lands. II is our legitimate gain, but no
party would care TO be credited with hav-
ing created its cause. The truth is, we
suspect, tha. other causes than our politi-
cal policies had a great deal 10 do with
the disasters that began in 1898. and have
been equally potential in bringing about
our present condition"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-10-15
ulcers FOR
50 YEARS
Eleven on One Limb at One Tina
With Exoruciating Pain. All
Remedies Tried, and Number.
less Physicians Little Benefit.
CUTiCURA Speedily Cure

Ny mother has been victim to ulcers from
varicose veins for thirty-fve years. Eleven ~
these terrible sores have existed at one time on
the limb affected. Excruciatng pain and intense
suffering were endured, with all sorts of remedia,
trial and numberless physicians calls and
prescriptions applied, but all practically with
but little benefit. However, at last the remedial
agent was found in CUTIcURA Continent. which
surely proved its weight in gold, allevatine main
and causing healing processes to commence and
a cure speedily effected. She has, also, used
CUTIcURA with marked benefit in erysipes,
of the face aud eczema. The CuTIcURA so1p
also, has established record only as the bes,
cleansing, purifying, and healing in its nature,
having proved itself most excellent and vain.
able auxiliary to the CUTIcuRA (ontment).
would remark that this testimonial is entirely
unsolicited, being voluntary contribution for
humanity's sake, and the commentator of tbs
CUTIcURA REMEDIES to the fullest confidence
being satisfied of their purity, genuineness, and
almost miracles wrought.
March 10, 1898. VT. MORSE, Cabot, VI
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-10-15

Philadelphia is preparing to put in
good, strong bid for the next national
convention OF the republican party. II
the convention is to so to the city of
"Brotherly Love-" It Is in order now for
Toledo to put in a strenuous objection,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-10-15

Alabama offers TO entertain Dewey with
out asking him 10 make a single speech.
Up to date no o-her state or city in the
Union has made such hatterlng induce
ments.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-10-15

The presidential race win never be called
of on account OF a lack OF wind
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-10-15
GARDENERS
BAZAAR,
Il BrOughtOn Street, East

Canary Birds singers, $3.50.
Gold Fish, dozen, s1.OO
Fox Terrier about 4 months old, a
beauty.
Fish Globes, Cages, Fish Food.
Canary Seed and Mocking Bird Food
SCHOOL BOOKS-Haven't stopped ex-
changing yet Come and keep coming
Miscellaneous books, cloth bound, at
bargains.
Paper Covered Novels only 1Oc.
Large line of titles and authors.
Infant Lunch Collection and Work
Baskets.
Agent for Kimbalps Anti-Rheumatlc
Ring. Every rheumatic would have one Il
they only knew how beneficial they are.
Ladies' Collar Pins ......................'lVc
Aluminium Shirt Sets ..............'.''.''dd W. W.
Shirt Waist Set, sterling ............'''''--9 c
Shirt Waist Set pearl .............,...'''40'
Pompadour and Side Combs.
Stationery, Toys, Games.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-10-15
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 10, 1899.


Registered at the postOaice in Savannah
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-03-16
greatly emaciated from any debili-
"a fi;ane 3 In, an

greatly Semacia6eu from any debili-
tating ailment.
Extreme emaciation from any
cause SO modifes the tissues that the
carcass is deficient in nut ritive quail
ties aud therefe ore should be rejected
ais first class meat. Animals over
heated from long drives are unfit Tor
slaughter until they have ,egained
their normal temperature.
The interestso Of the owner Of heats
under inspection ii IS oxbe considered
as well as those OF the consuming
public. The public should be proper
y protected from the ignorance or
capacity Of the but cher and the own
81 OF the animal or slaughterer
should likewise be protected from
she igno rant preiudioes of the public.
The butchers pecuniary interests
night be protected by subiecting all
animals bought by him for food to
Inspection, to be paid for if animal
vas passed as fit for food.
No one is capable Of passing upon
the fitness or unftness OF animals
Tor human consumption who has not
had special training in the patho-
logical appearances and conditions
|ofthe internal organs OF all domest-
ic animals that are used for food.
We have given but passing notice
to diseases that might occupy col
umns. It is.not the intention 81 the
writer nor the province OF this article
to endeayor to formulate any plan
for the execution Of Meat Inspection
in this city. Should the ideas Of the
writer meet with the approval Of the
thinking people OF this city, We be-
lieve the local Board Of Health, Who
are fully alive to interests Of the
people,. can readily devise ways and
means by which to ensure the people
against highly deleterious and more
often wholesome carcasses of their
most important food.
We will endenvor in the near future
to discuss the advisabiity Of milk
inspection and proper sanitation Of
| food on which our cows are fed and
the stables in which they are kept.
e. q. 5FRANK, M. D. C.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-03-16
A COMMUNICATION
To Wh0msOever 1t nIay Concern:

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s''ss' 4 i 4 'isfe'o oI1e1 g MAKE tst
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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-03-16
| am, Yours Respectfully,
JOHN 2. OsrRon.
Dated March Il, 1899.
a Necessity for Meat lnspe ction.

| . s. 4
That the meat used for food needs
as rigid inspection as do the many
prepared vegetable products seems
to the writer to be self evident. All
large cities in the United States
have ordinances compelling the in
spection Of all animals intended for
food, the animals to be inspected be
fore and after slaughter. This is as
it should be if satisfactory results
are to be obtained. "A manual ex-
animation before slaughtering is
highly important but post-mor-
tenn is more SO.
Among the dangerous diseases to
be found in our immediate vicinity
are the following: Tuberculosis
Consumption in the human fanily;)
Actinomycosis, commonly known as
lump jaw, lumpy jaw or big jaw; cry
sipelas, sheep pox, hog cholera or
swine plague. The first two diseases
are quite common in this county
and are transmissible to the human
family. It is stated BY good author
5ity that at least 20 per cent OF the
cattle Of the state are affected with
tuberculosis. In the majority Of
cases the disease is only revealed
upon post mortem examination or
by careful application Of the tuber-
culeri test.
This disease causes q greater NOR
tally than any other one disease in
the United States. Does it then not
behooye US to adopt proper precau-
tions for the eradication Of this dire
disease, and the prevention Of it's
spread in the human iamily7 The
thoughtful people Of this last decade
OF the nineteenth century generally
accept the theory Of prophylactic
treatment, in other words, the idea
is accepted that an ounce OF preyen-
ton is better than . pound Of cure.
A bill has recently been prepared
by the state board Of health proyid- |
ing for inspection of cattle, hogs and
sheep. II is intended to apply tol
the counties Of Hennepin, Ramsey !
and st. Louis and to oil towns and
villages having population Of
!, ZOO or more. # such Is bill is con
lucive to the best interests Of the
people when aggregating 1000 or|
more, is it not as essential for cities
9r towns Of 9 smaller population?I
IN affirmative answer is evident.
There Is 8 classof meats which is (
decidedly ioathesome and disg ustting
,hough not positively harmful ast
God, such Is the flesh 81 animalsE
which were drowned Or smothered orl
lied Of apople1y;; females veil ad- I
Ianced in the parturient state; ami |
nails fed on loathesome offal, az.
logs fed upon the refuse 81 slaugh- |
animals affected with tn
nors. mdematous svellings; animals /,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-03-16

Nelson; townclerk. E. 81. Besancon.
Treasurer, D. Nc hprson; assessor,
Fred Besancon;; justice, D. McPher-
son.
NELSON PARK.
Supervisors: n G. Rood, chair
man, Nils Nilson, N j Hambpre;
town clerk, = aE: Stro,ngre'a; treas
liler, Nils Nilsson; assessor, n. j
Hanlb4rg;; justices, e. e IS, re,ulgren
s J H,i,nberg; ,.onstabis knule
5Hodne,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-03-16
treasurer's repcrt. sass.ss
Gain -. -. :. 9. Z. Z. 9. 80. $lseo6e
Attest: CHESTER f. slice,
City Recorder,
W;.rrpn, Minn
y .
aaes.0
PLANT 3 SEED DISTRIBUTION.
"a VALUABLE OFFER.


The Minnesota State Forestry Association is
making the following very yaluab BILE as an
in!ucenent to obtain new mem bars, and fer the
purpose of obtaining data aud awaktsni9,s IA
tarest in forestry matters, to those s::ia ,gEce
TO report results. The membership ss.s lie
association is one dollar. no after f.:6;; IL
of it's publications ara sent pssfpaits en-
bers as issued.
Besides handsome boun.i copt ~ ~. Mt
publication, Forestrs in Minnnsssts4, - a1D
page treatise on the subject ~ st
and most concisa works ever Issued i
itself tho cost of membership: an. - = of
tho following premiums will he sent s,5s; said
upon receipt of $l.25. Book to be fo-sssSsed
Immediately, and plants at proper se;ssssss.
so Box Elder, Green Ash or Whit. Ell. ss.ssd-
ings.
20 Black Walnut, Eastwood, blackberry or
European Larch.
+ es Golden, Willow Cuttings.
IS White Sprucs, Norway Spruce, Douslas
Spruce. Scotch Pine, White Pine, Ponderosa
Pine Arbor Vitae, Red Cedar or Balsam Fir.
& Trial packages of forest seeds sent free to
residents Of this State upon receipt of postage
q cents per packet also paper bound copies
Of Forestry of Minnesota" postage Scientist.
Address, G1o. w. STRAND, Sec'y,
Taylors Falls. Mimi.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-03-16
Summons s..

First publication Feb. q, 1885,
e stsss Ct s1nssH P 5saas GpH5
sarahc Clear, Plaintiff
Jesse r. Clear. Defendant
THE srArH OF MINNESOTA, TO TIM ABoyH
NAMED DRYHNDANT:
You are hereby summoned and required 10
answer the complaint OF the Plaintiff in tbs
above entitled action which complaint is hlnd
in the Office OF the Clerk Of tbs
District Court in and for fhp
Fourteenth Judicial District in the county clf
MARSHALL and State of Minnesota and to serve =
copy Of your answer to the said complaint, Oh
the subscriber, at his office in The City OF War,
rem in said county, within Thirty (3o) days after
the service Of this Summons upon You, exclns-
i've OF the day Of such service and il fail 70
answer the said complaint within the time
to the court for the relief demanded in said
complaint. -
Dated February IA, 1885, WV. ]. BrowS,
PLAINTIFF Attorney Warren Minnesota.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-03-16
FOL.D d.

tl)LDAHL.
Supervisors johnson, chair
man, A. Hogberg and p. Anderson
town clerk, Otto s. Hong treasurer,
"a. Bergstrom assessor, ]. N. Schjei
justice, II. Bjornrud !; constable, Mar
tin S. Hong.
WARRENTON.
Supervisors: G. W. Abrahamson,
chairman, Aaron johnson, j. p. Dali
.qnist; town CLERK, 1T. Dillahongh;
treasurer, r G. Hickman; assessor,
RI. Porteous; Justice OF the peace,
Alfred Johnson, 2 years; consia BILE,
John Rosenberg, 2 years.
McCREA.
Supervisors: John Nichols, chair
man, John j Anderson, "A. III. Scarf;
town clerk, Christ johnson; treasur-
ier, Christ Olson; assessor, Alfred
Horgen; Justices Of the peace, j. z.
Wood, Nels G. johnson, constable,
j. Z. Olson.
VILLAGE OF STEPHEN.
Trustees: j. ii. Merdink, presii-
dent, G. *. Stockland, E. Torserson,
Thos. SandersOn; recorder, J. A.
Larson; treasurer, j 2. Lundin; JUS
tice, John Hughes; coilstables, .rios.
Fuller, 2 years, Geo. p. Roberts, 4
year.
AMARAC
Supervisors: Geo. w. Toombs,
chairman, VIM. Walker, Ed In barge
town clerk, JohnsH uglles;; treasurer,
John r. Walters; assessor, Jas. B.
Stewart; justice, N. Peterson, con-
stable, j J. Main.
WRIGHT j.
Supervisors: Christ Solnm, chair
man, John Anderson, NJ. SchufletoW-
ski; town clerk, j. ohm iratzek;; treas
urer, Peter Bee strpm; assessor, Pc
ter Gaieski; justice, Thor Thorson;
constable, los. Sobexek
BLOOMER.
Supervisors: John s Z. Cooler,
chairman, ,Dosithe Tester, Il. M.
Caldwell; town clerk. II. T sSinkler;
Wilfred Bertrand; asses
Tor, 81 J. + Elfrink Justices, +. T.
Sinkler, Y. Beaudr 81; consta bles, Geo.
Douglas, B. Foley So
NEWFoLDEN.
Supervisors: Toilet T. Tunheim,
chairman, John Holmgren, Nils Ek-
- ~ u n 8 q sSg59sA
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TOWN IEL BOTTOMS.

The following town officers were
elected at the annual election. held
March II, 1893 80 So
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-03-16
Report Of City Treasurer.

Warren, MINI. March IS, 1850.
To the Honorable Mayor and City
Council Of the City uf Warren:
Gentlemen: / hereby respectfully
submit my report for the past year,
as City Treasurer OF the Git y of War;
rem.
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Governor Roosevelts "THE ROUGH
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ROBERR LOUIS STEVENSON'S
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oy Sidney Colvir
RICHARD HARDING DAVIS. Stories
and special articles.
RUDYARD KIPLING - HENRY
VAN DYKE - WILLIAM ALLEN
WHITE and many others; Short stories.
GEORGE w. CABLES NEW SERIAL
story Of New Orleans, 1.-THE Entomologist"
illustrated by Herter.
SENATOR HoARS "reminiscences
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MRS. JOHN DREW'S Stage Reminis.
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JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS new COL
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Vo SIlON1 SsI~A<AA, n ShP v
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ROBERT GRANTS Search Light Let
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SONS.
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address.
The Magazine is $500 a year; Csc. a
number. Charles Scribner's Sons, I53-l57
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C. D. GIBSON'S The Seven Ages of
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Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-05
What II a sisnatures

When Constable was requested to put
his signature to one of his pictures he
answered: why. my dear sir, it is
signed. all over Let the preacher pre-
serve his personality and his sermon
also'will be "signed all over" A num-
Der of Thackeray's pen-and-ink
sketches were sold not long since in
London and, although they bore no
monogram or signature, no one dis
puted their genuineness. A true
preacher also cannot be hid. That which
John had seen and with his own hands
handled of the world of life could never
be to any other person just what # was
to him. A preacher who puts himself
into his sermons is as readily detected
in his sermon as, anywhere else. Even
his apprehension of truth, his way of
looking at it, his fashion of delivering
1t, is all his own. Let us repeat It: His
sermon will be "signed all over.".-
Horliletic Review.
Griggs courier. (Cooperstown, Griggs Co., Dak. [N.D.]) 1885-1902, 1899-01-05
Guarding Against Twin Germs.

was walking through the outskirts of his
parish one evening, when he saw one of his
parishioners very busy withdrawing his cot.
tage. Pleased at these somewhat novel
signs of cleanliness, he. called out: "Well,
Jones, see you are making your house nice
and smart" with mysterious air Jones,
who had recently taken the cottage, de;
scended from the ladder and slowly Wy walked ed
from the road. CHATS not 'xactly the rea-
son why I'm doing of this ere job" he
whispered, "but the last two couples as
lived in this ere cottage lad twins; 50 says
to my missus, I'll take an whitewash the
place, SO sthere mayn't be no infection. Ye
see, sir, as 'ow we got ten children already"
-Cornhilf Magazine.