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The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Pe-ru-na is known from the Atlantic
to the Pacific. Letters Of congratula-
ton and commendation testifying 10
the merits of Pe-ru-na as a catarrh rem
edy are pouring in from every state in
the Union. DR.. Hartman is receiving
hundreds of such letters daily. All
classes write these letters, from the
highest TO the lowest,
The outdoor laborer, the indoor arti-
san, the clerk, the editor, the statesman,
the preaeher-all agree that Pe-ru-na is
the catarrh remedy of the age. The
stage and rostrum, recognizing catarrh
as their greatest enemy, are especially
enthusiastic in their praise and testi-
mony.
Any man who wishes perfect health
must be entirely free from catarrh. Ca
tarrh is well-nigh universal; almost
omnipresent. Pe-ru-na is the only alb
solute safeguard known, A cold is the
beginning Of catarrh. oprevent colds,
to cure colds, is TO cheat catarrh out of
its victims. Pe-ru-na not only cures ca
tarrh, but prevents. Every household
should be supplied with this great rem
edy for coughs, colds and so forth.
The Governor of Oregon is an ardent
admirer Of Pe-ru-pa. He keeps it con-
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

with Local Applications, as they cannot
reach the seat Of the disease. Catarrh is
blood or constitutional disease, and in order
to cure it you must take internal remedies
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur.
faces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not quack
medicine. 1t was prescribed by one Of the
and is a regular prescription. 1t is com,
posed of the best tonics known, combined
with the best blood purifiers. acting direct
ly on the mucous surfaces. The perfect
combination Of the two ingredients is what
produces such wonderful results in curing
Catarrh. Send for testimonials, free.
!. J. CHENEY & CO. Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, price 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
The Sage of sawhaw Says,

A glad hand often hides an itchn' palm.
When man is hard up he is gener'ly cast
down.
The man with pull is usu'ly in the push
The prodigal son has always been husky
fellow.
Alcoholic spirits generly 60 before fall.
The fellow with a grindstone is lookin'
for cranks.
The early bird is apt to make his first re.
appearance about Easter.
There is a good deal of mutton nowadays
tryin' to appear like wolf.
That man who always looked before he
leaped prob'ly didn't travel nights.-Chi-
capo Democrat.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
PnH AID POINT.

II Is impossible to destroy rouraEt
by pluckiHg ituP.
Girls should never marry until they
are old enough 20 say yes"
Tine heals al wounds, Money is also
q great beelsr-
Merry TO the gully Is often cruelty g
The innocent.
Women may be The weaker vessel,
but man is often broke.
You can't prevent the sun from set
ting by stopping your clock.
Man Is the oniy animal With a ehronio
longing for The unattainable.
Il is well TO begin at the top OF the
ladder and 60 down-in case Of fire.
Women are naturally tender-bsarted.
No woman ever willfully steps on a
mouse.
The thief may be strictly temperate,
yet be is nearly always taking some
thing.
The mau who persists in doing others
often terminates bis career by doing
tine.
The theOrist IS al right until il is
time 10 make a practical demonstra-
ton.
Insane people haven't a monopoly on
cracked heads; the peaeemaker ae-
quires one occasionally.
II takes the moon two weeks to get
fun and two weeks more to get over il.
Men are built different.
The average man is better at confess
ing The mistakes Of other PEOPLE than
be is at acknowledging bis own.
Half The people in the world are un.
happy because they can't afford the
things that make the other bali miser.
able.-Cbicago Daily News.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
Summer and winter CIoud..

Many must have noticed that in win
ter time the sky seems to lack the room
mess and lofty arching of summer. 1t
appears on cloudy, or partially cloudy,
days TO be nearer the earth than is the
case on similar days during the sum-
mer months. That this appearance is
no fgment of the Imagination is shown
by recent Investigations made at the
Upsala observatory on the elevation of
LIQUIDS. 1t is found that all varieties of
clouds float at much greater altitude
in summer than in winter. The months
Of greatest elevation, at least in Sweden,
are June and July.-Youth's Compan-
ion.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
AN EXcEILEHT COMBINATION.
sucesssfuI Entsrrriss Based en- Merit
The Importance % Informing the
PublIe % the Yalue of an Article
Through ths Leading AewbPAPerH.

The few remedies which have attained 70
worldwide fame, as truly beneficial n
effect and givng satisfaction to millions Of
people everywhere. are the products Of
the knowledge Of the most eminent ply
iicians, and presented in the form most
acceptable 70 the human system by the
skill Of the Werids great chemists; and one
ef the most successful examples IS the
Syrup Of Figs Manufactured hy the Cali
tornla kig Syrup Go. Jnhke host Of
limitations and cheap substitutes, Syrup Of
FIgs is permanently beneficial in its effects,
and therefore lives and promotes good
health, while inferior preparations are be-
ing cast aside and forgotten. In Olden
times il a remedy gave temporary relief to
individuals here and there, it was thought
good; but nowadays a laxative remedy
must give satisfaction to al. II yon have
never used Syrup Of FIgs, give it a trial,
and YOU viii be pleased with II, and vii
recommend it to your friends or to any who
suffer from constipation. or from overfeed-
ing, or from colds, headaches, biliousness,
or other ills resulting from an inactive con
dition Of the kidney, liver and bowels.
In the. process Of manufacturing the
pleasant family laxative made BY the Cali.
fornia Fig Syrup Co, and named Syrup Of
Figs, figs are used, as they are pleasant to
the taste; but the medicinal properties Of
the remedy are obtained from an excellent
combination Of plants known to be medl-
einally laxative and TO act most benehcially,
As the true and original remedy named
Syrup Of Figs, is manufactured by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. only, knowledge Of
that fact will assist in avoiding the worth
less limitations manufactured by other
parties. The Company has selected for
years past the leading publications Of the
United States through which to inform the
public Of the merits Of its remedy, and
among them this paper is included, as viii
be seen by reference to its advertising col
umns.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

It's the greatest grass on earth-Sazer says
so. This grass yields 4 to 7 tons better hay
than timothy in dry, rsinless countries;
yields even more than that in Ohio, Ind,
Mich, Wis, Iowa, ILL.,, Mo, Kans., Nebr,,
Mont, yes in every state OF the Union!
Sazer warrants this! Potatoes 100 Bbl.
Send this notice to JOHN A. SALZER
SEED CO., LA CROSSE, WIS, and 10
cents postage and receive their great Seed
Catalogue and sample of this grass seed and
nine other farm seed Rareties free. [K.l
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
WHAT ALABASTINE is.

Alabastine IL the original and only dur
able wall coating on the market II Is
entirely different from all kalsomine
preparations. Alabastine is made ready
for use In white or twelve beautiful
tints by the addition OF cold water. II Is
put up in dry powdered form IN hre-
every package 1t takes the place Of
scaling kalsomines. wall paper and paint
for walls Alabastine can be used on
plaster, brick, wood or canvas, and
child can brush il on
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
REJECT THE "JUsT As cOOD.p

The dealer who tells you that he can
sell you the same thing" as AlabastlnO
or something just as.g0od." either is not
posted or is trying toCkceive you In Of.
fering something he has bought cheap
and Is trying to sell on Alabastine's ds.
mands. he may not realize the danger 10
himself as well as to you. Beware Of
all new substitutes. Dealers risk 4
suit for damages by selling and consum.
ers by using an infringement. AlabastI
Co. own the right to make and sell wal
coatings adapted to mix with cold water.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
WHAT ~KALsomNEs" ARE.

Kalsomines are cheap and temporary
preparations. manufactured from whit
ing Chalks. clays, etc. They are stuck on
the walls with decaying animal glue Ala
has,ine IL not kalsomine. 1t Is a rock
base cement. which sets. and 1t hardens
with age. II can be re-coated and re-
decorated without having to wash and
scrapo Off its old coats Beware Of a
large four-pound package Of light kalso-
mine, sold to dealers for four pounds and
offered to customers as a five-pound
package.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Beloved" he cried, throwing himself at
his wifes feet, 1--WE have lost all save hon.
orr The woman pressed her hand to her
streaming eyes and wcpt as il her heart
were breaking "How awkward" she
sobbed. Just the thing we don need if
we've got to dead d-bpatl" Verify, it seemed
that q. relentless fate pursued them.-De-
troit Journal
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
CHURCHES AND sCHOOLHOUsEs.

The interior walls Of churches. school,
houses and all public halls should never
be coated with anything but the durable
and pure Alahastine. SO evident has this
fact become, that hundreds Of tons are
used annually for this work. The genu-
1t is cleanly during the long period of its
usefulness. Every owner of a building
should use 1t. Ask your paint dealer or
druggist for card of tints, and write for
free copy Of our psper, Alabastne Era,
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
sentative ON Tint Hend.

The illustrious senator, who still lacked a
dozen or more votes ofreelection, was in the
BARRIERS chair.
The razorial artist ran his fingers through
his customers hair.
Seems rather dry and dead" he said, in
deterential and suggestive manner.
Great Scott!" exclaimed the ilustrious
statesman, hercely. Can't l 90 anywhere
without having my deadlocks thrown up to
me?"-Chicago Tribune.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

There is a man that would trust any.
where" Yes, and he would probably fool
you" Never! There isn't dishonest
drop OF blood in his veins" why are you
80 sure about it?" "He doesn't try to create
the impression that he gets twice the salary
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
Timely Reminder,

The other day, as two friends were talk
ing together in the street, a donkey began
to bray and wheeze and cough in distress.
ing manner. ''What a cold that donkey
has, said one of the men. "And, by the
way, that puts me in mind-how is your
hg-Cincinnat Enquirer.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

tinually in the house. In a recent l.L
ter TO DR.. Hartman he says:
STATE OF OREGON,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT,
SALEM, May Q. 1925.
The Pe-ru-na Medicine Co., Columbus. o,
Dear Sirs-I have had occasion to use
your Pe-ru-na medicine in my famIy
for colds, and it proved to be an excel
lent remedy. have not had oceasloi
to use it for other ailments.
Yours very truly,
w. NJ Lord.
II will be noticed that the Governo.
says he has not had occasion TO use Pc
ru-na for other ailments. The reason
for this is, most other ailments begin
with a cold. Using Pe-ru-na to proupt.
ly cure colds, he protects his family
against other ailments. This is exactly
what every other family in the United
States should do. Keep Pe-ru-na in III.
house. Use it for coughs, colds, Ia
grippe, and other climatic affectionsol
winter, and there will be no other sll
ments in the house. Such families
should provide themselves with cspy
Of Dr. Hartman's free book, entitled
.Winter Catarrh." Address Dr.. Hart.
man, Columbus, Ohio.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Write to-ddB to Allen s. Omsted, lie Roy,
N. Y, for FREE sample Of Aliens Foot,
Ease, powder to shake into your shoes. 1t
cures chilblains, sweating, damp, swollen,
aching feeS. 1t makes tight shoes easy.
Cures COrns, Bunions and Ingrowing Nails.
Alldruggists and shoe stores sellit. y cents.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Businesslike Passenger (tryng to put on
the air of directory )-"Guard! Guard, are
you running on time today" Guard tsiz.
ing him up and answering accordingly
No, sir. We're running on the same old
steel rails. s."-Ally Sloper
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Snooks-'1 paid that bill before-there'a
some, mistake" lnchtape--"Can't be a
mista kenny books are carefully kept,
double entry system" Snooks-"That &C.
counts for it; ! thought I'd paid most Of
my bills twice!'-Judy.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

=, Giving Herself Away -Mstress-"Jan
I've mislaid the key Of my escritoire. wish
you'd just fetch me that box Of odd keys.
! dare say can find one to open it," Jane
ITS no use, ma'am. There isn't key in
the 'ouse as'll fit that desk. ."-Punch.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
Crescent Hotel. Eureka Springs, Ar
kansas,

OPENS February %. In the Ozark Noun.
tains Delightful climate. Beautiful scenery.
UneQua,td medicinal waters. Cheap ex-
curson rates Through sleepers via Frisco
Line Address J 0. Plank, Manager, Room
II, Arcade, Century Building, or Frisco
Ticket Office, No. l0l N. Broadway, st.
Louis, No.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Angry Father-How dare you show
your face here again?
Persistent Suitor-Because l could
not leave it at home, - illustrated
American.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Father-"When women get to voting, If
they ever should, they will be found wear.
ing the party yokes as meekly as the men,"
Daughter-."'They won't il yokes are not
in fashion" n."-Cigarette.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

"Was Beatrice weeping because her hus.
band had appendicits?'
"No. she wept because he didn't get it un.
I'll it was out of style. Chicago Evening
News.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
AIIara HIS Suspicious.

II there is one time in mans life when
he is devoutly thankful it is when he feels
the old boarding house cat rub up against
his trousers on the day when rabbit stew
is announeed.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
And Unto Dust Return.

Mrs. Flyer Harry, do you know the dirt
from which diamonds are taken is blue?
Mr.. Flyer-No; but know that the fel-
low who has 10 put up the dust for them gen.
orally is.-Jewelers Weekly.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Parents should learn to enjoy their chill.
dren more while they are of the spankable
age, and depend less upon pleasure in them
when they are grown.-Atchison Globe.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Wiggs( proudly)-"There, that's some.
thing like dog, isn't it, old chap? As fierce
as tiger, too" Waggs-" "Huml by the way
be breathes | should be inclined to call him
more Of pant nt(h)er."-Ally Sloper.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
The Savage bachelor.

"As soon as a woman gets fat" SAYS the
Savage Bachelor. cher next move is to get
a photograph taken that looks like the front
Of butcher shop. Journal.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

International Troubles-"Wbat do you
think about this universal peace move
ment? 1T will do to quarrel about as well
as anything. ."-Chicapo Record.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

This world'spopulation resembles home
made pie; the biggest and best part Of il lies
between the upper and under crusts.-L. A.
w Bulletin
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Don't scratch, when it can be avoided by
using Tetterine, the only sure cure known for
all itching diseases. so cents at druggists, or
BY mail for cash or stamps. j. I. Shuptrlne,
manufacturer. Savannah, Ga.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

The trouble with so many people is they
know SO much that does them no good
Washington tla.) Democrat.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

We are forming new coal and coke trust,
and intend calling it "The Coal Trust and
Coke Dust Cindercate ALLEY Sloper.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Molly-Jack stole something from under
my very nose while we were down at the
shore looking at those fishing boats.
Dolly--What was it, little smack
Somerville Journal
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

"1f | am prejudiced, it is not because |
want to be, but because | can't help it,
Drake Watson.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

A girl wearing one glove may have two,
all right, but she may have ring on one
hand-Washington (Ia.) Democrat.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Piso's Cure cured me Of Throat and
Lung trouble of three years standing.-E
Cady, Huntington, Ind, Nov. u, 1894.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Don't YOU hate to have a man tell you the
same story twice?' Yes; especially il it is
the one that told him. Chicago Daily
Record
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

81 hope your hired girl knows her place. 4"
Yes, and runs it,"-Philadelphia Bull
latin
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

A photographer is never positive regard
ing his undeveloped negative.-L. A. w.
Bulletin.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Although people never take It, they dear.
ly love good adyiCe.-Atchison Globe.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

II seems queer that playwright should
frequently get a play wrong Chicago Daily
News.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Tommy-"Paw, what is a joint snake?'
Mr.. Figg-"The kind o man gets from fre-
quenting joints, l reckon indianapolis
Journal
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Set all things in their own peculiar place
and know that order is the greatest grace.
-DrYden
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

A doctor and undertaken walking together
expect to attract attention, and they al
ways do.-Washington (Ia) Democrat.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

The FOOLS advice may be poor, but it is t
least sincere Chicago Daily News.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

The phrenologist always has his business
on the bran.-Chicaao Daily News.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

"Do you know of good fortune teller?'
Yes; Bradstreet or Duu."-Vogue.
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

To Cure n Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money il il fails to cure. 25c,
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31

Cieverness is servieeable for every.
thing sufficient for uothing.-AmkL
The Southern herald., 1899-03-31
COMFORTING WORDS TO WOMEN.
Woman's modesty IS natural; It Is charmipr.

The Surgical CHAIR and its by
Heed Mrs. Pnkham's Advice.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-29
IN LOCAL MARKETS.
blueberries From Wisconsin Are q Fe
ture This Week.

oiueberries From Wisconsin Are . Fes-
ture This Week
BlueberTies from Wisconsin cast an
uitramarine hue over the local mar
kets yesterday. They are being freely
received, and the dealers are glad, to
part with them at the rate of Is cents
a quart.
Pears Of the variety to which the late
lamented Mr. Bartlett gave his name
are plentiful. You can buy them for
10 cents pound, three pounds for Is
cents, or box for $2.75
FTeestone peaches from California
sell for $1.10 box, while peaches from
Washington bring only 80 cents a box.
Plums are popular just now. There are
many varities Of them, but 81 cents
q basket or $1.25 crate Is the prevail
Ing price for all. Lemons, which play
such an important part in the COM
pounding of rickeys punches, lemonades
and various other cooling summer
drinks, can be had for 20 and rs cents
2 dozen. according to size. Bananas
sell for 30 cents dozen.
Watermelons are becoming more
plentiful. They come from Georgia, but
none of them are of the new cross breed
invented by the thrifty Georgia farm
ers, who have undertaken to discount
their Connecticut colleagues. This cross
breed melon is a combination of the
gourd and the genuine watermelon,
made for the purpose of toughening the
skin of the watermelon for export, at
the expense Of the toothsomeness Of
the melons meat. The melons now
being received are Of good quality.
and all sell for $3.50 a hundred weight
Canteloupes are plentiful. They sell
for 10 cents pound.
Tomatoes are now down to 10 cents
. pound or IS cents a basket, and ara
Of good quality. Celery Is selling for
u dozen, or 10 cents stalk. or three
stalks for 26 cents.
Utah cabbage is in the market, It's
price is $3.50 hundred-weight, Po-
tatoes of the new crop are to be had
IN any quantity. Tho price is SITS Q
hundredweight. Radishes are scarce.
Other vegetables are plentiful
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she's got. This woman had no home
and SHE came to my place and lived
with me for week. She then put on
my shawl, my skirt and my waist to
some down town to find work and !
did not see her SINCE
Mrs. Petersen went into the county
fail and identified the clothes as hers.
but she could not obtain possession OF
them, as Mrs. Bannon did not have her
trunk with her at the time.
Mrs. Bannon was arraigned yester-
day morning in the police court on the
charge of having stolen $3.50 out OF
the pockets Of a lodger in the Grand
Central hotel ON Front street. She
"aded not guilty and the case was
~ for Tuesday morning at 10 o'clock.
II bond was fixed at s25, which she
as unable to put up, and she was re-
handed to the custody of the sheriff.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-29
BECAUSE OF A JAG.
Annie Matubes Arrested for Fighting
With Other Women.

Annie Matubes Arrested for Fighting
With Other Women.
There was lively time yesterday
morning among the Austrian residents
of Washington street. in the neighbor-
hood of Commercial avenue. There
were hair pulling matches and one ar
rest. The cause of all the trouble was
a jag, which was carried by Annie
Matubes, an Austrian woman. The
latter went out early in the morning
and returned shortly after in a drunk
en- condition. She was not satisfied
with the way things were going in her
neighborhood, and she quarreled with
one of her country women, striking her
several blows in the face. Chief White
was called and he arrested the woman
Matubes. She was arraigned yester-
day morning before Judge ]. M. Ken
needy, and pleaded not guilty Her
trial was set for this evening at {
o'clock.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-29
"DEATH IN
THE POT"

death In the pot" That sentence
condenses the story of a tragedy. A
little family gathering. A fine dinner
cooked in the large copper kettle long
disused, and the entire family poisoned
by the accumulated verdigris. The story
was told by the newspapers from one
end Of the land to the other. But it was
soon forgotten. The moral of it is, that
the purest of food, put into foul vessel,
instead of ministering to life may be-
come a minister of death.
If the stomach is diseased it is like the
poisonous kettle, which taints everything
that goes into it. The symptoms are
irregular appetite, undue fullness after
eating, distressed feeling in the stomach,
of f1uttering and sinking sensations, pal
pitation dizziness, ringing in ears, sour or
bitter risings and constipation. Not all
these symptoms may be present at the
same time, but any of them shows dis
ease in the digestive or alimentary tract.
The intimate relation of the stomach
to the blood, heart, liver and lungs
makes it medical maxim in exploring
the causes of obscure diseases to " start
with the stomach" It is upon this
principle that Dr. Pierce's Golden Medi-
cal Discovery effects so many and such
remarkable cures. 1t cleanses the stom-
ach and the system is cleansed. It in
creases the action of the blood making
glands, and the body is enriched by the
purified blood. 1t strengthens the di-
gestive or nutritive organs and these
strengthen the whole body by increasing
the quantity and quality of its nourish-
ment. It carries off the poisonous, effete
matter. In this way it re-establishes
health, banishing the bodily aches, which
are but symptoms of the stomach's
condition. ,. ..t...
All medicine dealers sell Golden
Medical Discovery" If they try to
substitute something else, it is because
something else" pays better. Insist
Gu Golden Medical Discovery" if you
vant to be cured.