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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02
E. D. MCGOWAN, Attorney
g. TATE OF WISCONSIN, COUNTY Co
- JEFFERSON COUNTY,-In Probate,

In the matter of the estate of Marga re
Brockway, late of the city of Water
town, in said county, deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the time
creditors to present to said court for al
ance claims or demands against sale
ceased is limited to six months from the
day of April, A. D. 1899. and that said G.
will receive claims and demands prese
against said deceased at the court nous
the city of Jefferson, in said county, on
day before the expiration of said six mon
and that the said court will examine IN
just such claims and demands at said
house on the 18th day of November, lee
the opening Of court on said day, or as
thereafter as the parties can be heard
Dated this 26th day of April, A. D. 1890
By the Court:
32w5 GEORGE GRIMM, County Jud
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02
q TATE OF WISCONSIN. COUNTY Co
~ JEFFERSON COUNTY-ln Probate

In the matter of the estate of Jane
Chadwick, late of the city of Wa
tertown, in said county, deceased
of the county court, to be held in and for
county, at the court house, IN the city of
ferson, in said county, on the 23d day of
A. D. 1899, at the opening of court on that
or as soon thereafter as the same can be be
the following matters will be heard and
sidered:
The petition of Mary E. Chadwick for
allowance of her final account as admins
trix, and for the assignment of the residue
Dated this 24th day of April. A D. 1899
By the Court:
3lw4 GEORGE GRIMM County ,Ju
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02
1t Saves the Children

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has
saved the lives of thousands Of croupy
children. 1t is also without an equal
for colds and whooping cough.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02
Iva GEORGE GRIMM. County Ju
& TATE OF WISCONSIN, COUNTY Co,
N~5 .IEEEERSQN CAI1NLr1 IL, prohata

NSS IAIE Ut W IoOONOIN, OOCNTY JO'
- JEFFERSON COUNTY.-In Probate.
In the matter of the estate of John
Lewetzow, late of the city of Water
town, in said county, deceased
Notice is hereby given that al special
of the county court. to be held in and for
county, at the court house. in the city
May, A. D. 1899, at the opening of court
that day, or as soon thereafter as the same
be heard, the following matters will be he
and considered:
The petition Of Otillie Lewetzow for the
pointment of herself as administrators. or
other person as may be entitled thereto.
Dated this 10Th day of April, A. D. 1899.
By the Court
BLVD GEORGE GRIMM, County Judg
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02

blood 1t will set things right in your sto1n-
ach, and your appetite will come back. If
there is any tendency in your family toward
consumption, it will keep that dread de-
stroyer away. Even after consumption has
almost gained foothold in the form OF
lingering cough, bronchitis, or bleeding at
the lungs, it will bring about speedy cure IL
oS per cent of all cases. 1t is remedy pre-
pared by Dr. r. V, Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y,
whose adUice IS ye-i0en free to all who wish to
write him. His great success has come from
his wide experience and varied practice.
o. S. Copenhaver, Esq, of Mount Union,
Huntingdon Co., Pa BOX 222), writes: About
twelve years ago 1 was sud denly taken with a
pain in the pit of the stomach which so vio-
lent could not walk straight 1t would grow
more severe until it caused waterbrash and von-
iting of Shiny yellow water. physician told
me / had form of dyspepsia and treated me for
about six months with but little benefit. An
other physician told my liver out of or
der and that I had indigestion. He gave me
treatment and got some better but only for
short time. Ithen tried another one who said
had chronic indigestion, liberation of the lining
of the stomach, torpid liver and kidney affection.
He treated me for more than year and felt
much better but it did not last I then took to
using several widely advertised patent medi-
cines but received no more than temporary re-
lief I then tried DR.. Pierces medicines, using
his Golden Medical Discovery and the Pleas
ant Pellets, and in two months time I feel
ing better than had for years before"
Don't be wheedled by penny-grabbing
dealer into taking inferior substitutes for
DR.. Pierces medicines, recommended to
be "just as good"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02
Keep Quiet

and use Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy for all pains of the
stomach and all unnatural lOUseness of
the bowels. 1t always cures.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02
LOW RATES TO
MINNEAPOLIS,

Via the Northwestern line Excursion
ticket will be sold at greatly reduced
rates, from all stations, May Is, II, Is,
limited to include June 3, account Of
meeting Presbyterian General assembly.
Apply to agents Chicago & Northwestern
railway.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02
w ATERk.CO at the
Commercial Hotel on
FRIDAY, MAY 26.

And one day only in every four weeks.
thereafter.
The doctors wonderful power of diagnosis,
greatest of all gifts. ;enables him to determine
the causes of obscure and chronic ailments
and to apply remedies which effect certain,
speedy and permanent cures.
X-RAY examinations in appropriate cases
upon reaSOna BILE notice.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02

We do a money loaning, insur
ance and real estate business.
Prompt attention given to probating
estates, correcting titles and collect.
ing accounts.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02
EXCEPTIONALLY LOW RATES TO
DENVER

Via the Northwestern line. Excursion
tickets will be sold at greatly reduced
rates from all stations, May Is and Is,
limited to June 10, account of Annual
Meeting, Cumberland Presbyterian
church. Apply to agents Chicago &
Northwestern railway.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02

passenger from Chicago arrives at Water
rown CPS m and goes no farther
iO:57 a M train connects direct with fast
train for La Crosse Winona, ST. Paul and
intermediate points.
6:32 M train connect direct Tor 81; Paul.
1887 a m train connects direct with train
for Madison. and Minnesota ana Dakota
points.
"a except Sunday.
d. LINDSAY, Agent,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02
HOPE FOR THE AFFLICTED.

Many hundreds of sufferers pronounced by
have been restored to health by DR.. Secrist.
Letters Of endorsement from many prOmi-
nent clergymen and hundreds of grateful
patients are on file in his Office.
The doctor has devoted much time and at
tentio III the French Hospitals to the
a.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02
ATTENTION HORSEMEN!
KINZER BOY

- A az INV 'SNS&k ~sss
KINZER BOY
No. 1926 Wallace's Register, Standard Bred,
sired by Harry BIandy. No. 1l99 by VOlun-
teer, sire Of twenty-seyen 2: 80 and better
trotters, sire of horses with records from
2:1414 to 2:l9, sire of six sons who have pro-
duced forty trOtterS with records from 2:l6%
to 2;3J. He is a seal-brown stallion, foaled
June y. 1884, seventeen hands high in the
withers like the Volunteers has plenty of
depth through the girth, has broad, arched
ribs and strong, powerful lOin, he is broad
across the hips, and his quarters are excel
lent.
This horse will make the spring seq son of
1898, CONNIE cing March l. Terms, $40; cash
down.
NAM BRiNO CLOUD
Mambrino Cloud is i6A hands high, color
black, with white stripe in forehead and left
hind leg white little above pastern joint,
and weighs nearly 500 pounds. Hei horse
of great power and shows strong gait. He
Is Shapely, and strong well-made horse. He
is richly bred and with the best of individual
qualities, and to those who have patrOnized
him he gives good satisfaction ana gets pro-
titable, practical colts that Sellreadiiy at good
prices He has the fashionable and prepO-
tent blood that will cause him to transmit to
his progeny out of all grades of mares, his
color. His colts show that he does impart
these qualities. His second and third dams
were noted for their great endurance, and
his first dam was a grand producer of lndivi-
dual merits.
He was sired by Boaner's Mamhrino Star
tie, who is also sire Of MambrinO Maid, 2:l5R;
COlinwOOd, 2:22 at years; Myra Startle,
2:25N; Captain Lee. z:29 at years, and. Lord
Palm at Z:2O14.
Startle 29O has 3-year-old record at 2:36,
and later showed trial over Fleetwood track
in 2:l9 half mile in 1:G4R. With a very linn
tied opportunity in the stud Startle got Ma
jOlica 2:l5, Instant 2:2414, Miss Majolca 2:2413,
Allie Bonner 2:2S, Portia :291a (dam,ofLight
ming Maid, 4-year-old record 2:l9l4l, NerO2:13
as a 4-year-old. and MambrinO Startle (sire, Of
Mambrino Maid 2:l514} Others got by Star
tie have shown trials as follows: "estches
ter 2:lS as 3-year old and Loretta 2:sA. both
trials for Mr.. Bonner also Allie Bonner 2:2o24,
over Carl Burrs track and other fast ones
Jessie Kirk is dam OF MajOlica 2:l5, Miss
.MajOica 2:24A and MambrinO Startle, sire of
.Mambriuo Maui. 2:l5A.
On his dams side he has great hacking
his dam being Kate, sired by Black Flying
Cloud 31S, who is also sire Of Badger Girl
2:z215, dam of Kate.
Terms of service S., cash down. All-acci-
dents at owners risk. Will stand this season
at this price.
Both horses will make the season of 1898 at
the old Sauter barn, corner Second and Mar
rket Streets Watertown, Wis.
r.. POGERS, Psac,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02
CURE COLDIN ONEDAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. Is
cents. The genuine has l.. B. @. on each
tablet.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02

SKINNER & THAUER,
Lawyers and No5aries Public.
Office in Wisconsin National Bank
building.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02
RAILROAD DIRECTORY.
Chicago. Milwaukee Il st. Paul.

Train No. 7arrives from Chicago at 3:32p IN
Train arrive from Milwaukee and depart
for Madison at 9:l2 a m and 6:26 m.
Trains arrive from Madison at 9:1S m
Trains Nos 1, ., g. and run daily be-
tween Chicago and Minneapolis.
Trains Nos % and % run daily except Sum-
day between Chicago and Portage.
Train No. SIS stops at Watertown junction
All other trains run daily except Sunday.
G, w. WEBB, Agent.
Chicago & Northwestern.
GOING SOUTH.
a Chicago Fast Passenger $500. 6:2O a m
Mail .... 10 ST a N
GAINESVILLE 49, o'o- y IA
GOING NORTH.
p.ssenoer .... 500 a m
- -. 2:38 p m
aFreipht ~ 49,. 7:05 m
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1899-05-02

Do you feel all tired out? Do you some
times think you just can't work away at
your profession or trade any longer? Do
nights unable to sleep? Are your nerves
all gone, and your stomach too?
Has ambition to forge ahead ~ in the
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
PERSONALLY CONDUCTED
Tours to California in Pullman Tour.
10 0leeniue Cara

Tours to Calilornia in Pullman Tour.
10 Sleeping Cars
Via the Chicago Great Western to Kan.
sas City and the Santa Fe Route to
Los Angeles and Southern California.
The true winter route, avoiding cold
weather and snow blockades.
Commencing Monday, Oct. 23d, and
on every Monday following one of these
new Pullman Tourist Sleeping Cars
will leave st. Paul at $40 q. M, via
the Chicago Great Western for Los
Angeles and Southern California, via
kansas City. and reaching Los Ange-
les the following Friday morning. thus
avoiding all Sunday travel. These
tours are personally conducted by an
experienced railway official, who ac-
companies the train to it's destination.
The cars are we'll equipped for a long
journey, and are as comfortable as the
Pullman Sleepers. while the price is
only $500 for a double berth. less than
half the price in the Standard Sleepers.
For full information, inquire of J. r.
Elmer, corner Fifth and Robert streets,
st. Paul. Mimi, or address F. H. Lord,
General Pass. and Ticket Agent, 113
Adams St.. Chicago.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22

Goldilocks and I were walking back
Of Moss valley and happened to step,
together, upon the Enchanted Flying
Phantom Field. In moment we were
flying through the air, and in less time
than you can count six plainly we were
once more in Fairyland, under Tam
alpais mountain.
And then what do you think we
saw?
Santa Claus picking plum puddings
from trees! Real plum buildings from
real trees!
This was in the plum pudding or
chard which the fairies planted, long
ago, for Santa Claus. He was whist
ling and chuckling and laughing, "Ho!
no! ho!" and sometimes slyly winking
one eye as he viewed the many grow
ing heaps of buildings as he laid them
under the trees, and thought what jol-
lily there would be Christmas day
when they were eaten-and what tum-
myaches afterwards!
Goldilocks thought the plum pud-
ding orchard wonderful. 1t was wa
tered by sparkling rills and was sur
rounded by hedges upon which candies
and nuts and oranges were growing.
These hedges were made all of Christ
mas trees, the burning little candles
on which furnish Santa Claus light at
night to work by. He will have only
the candles to work by because they
seem to bring him nearer to his mil.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22

PICKING PLUM PUDDINGs..
lions OF dear children, and-a secret
Santa Claus is in as much of a hurry
for Christmas eve as you are.
The plum pudding orchard had hum
dreds and thousands OF trees in it. The
way the trees came to bear plum pud-
dings was this: They were grated.
The bread-fruit trees furnished gratis
for plum pudding dough, and CRAFTS
from rasin grape vines. citron trees
and current bushes supplied other
"fxings." The birds brought oak and
holly leaves and Christmas berries for
decorations. The sun Drowned the
buildings just right and the leaves on
the plum pudding trees turned snowy
white just in time to furnish plum pud-
ding bags-one for every pudding and
not one to spare. The stems grew into
pudding bag strings. The trees bent
low with their weight of buildings. The
air smelled as sweet as thousand
Christmas dinners all in one!
When Santa Claus had pulled all the
buildings from the trees new ones
sprouted-for birthdays and next
Thanksgiving.
Jingle, jingle, tinkle, tinkle! Santa
Claus reindeer stamped their little feet
until all the bells on their harnesses
jingled and tinkled again, while wait
ing for Santa Claus and the thousand
fairies who helped him to load the
buildings into his sleigh to carry them
to the Boy Proof Pantry of Ten Thou
sand Shelves. Some fairies, when the
first sleigh load was on it's way to the
pantry, gathered the small piles of
buildings into one great heap. Then
along came the bad boy fairy, tied two
dozen puddings together by the pud-
ding bag strings and fastened them to
his kite, which drew the long string Of
buildings away up into the sky.
One fairy, leaning backward to watch
the kite, lost his balance and fell
against the small mountain of pud-
dings. They began to roll and roll
and chased each other and chased us,
Du. .ney were not hurt one bit. Santa
Claus laughed louder than ever when
he came back and saw the fun and he
winked one eye at the bad boy fairy
and shook one finger at him, as he .
saw the boy stick in his thumb and
pull out a plum.
When Goldilocks and I stopped rum
ming we were outside Of Fairyland, but
we could still hear the buildings roll
ing softly about and Santa Claus
while still upward flew the
kite, skyward. with its plum pudding
tail.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
PATENTS.

list Of Patents Issued Last week 60
Northwestern Inventors.
Benhof e. Benhardus, st. Olaf, MINI.
Musical instrument; Carr W., aid r.
i. Cleveland, Devils Lake, N. D., Cal
culating machine; William HI. Hama,
Montevifleo, Minn., Unner-protector;
John Hickey, st. Paul, Mimi, Car
transom; Olof johnson. Hibbing, MINI
Tympan-gage; William.T. Rolph, Mimi
eapolis, Mimi, Sofa and bed; Carl
G. w. Wernicke, Mankato, Mimi, Ex-
pansion pulley.
Merwin. Lothrop johnson. Patent Attor-
neys. OIL & 912 Pioneer Press Bldg, St. Paul
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
Which Was Successful,

''Poor old Skriblar! The critics ripped
him up the back, pronounced his book
q vulgar production, unfit to he
read"
"And then Skriblar knew a good
thing when he saw it"
"And he wrote another one. Exact
ly.'-Baltimore News.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
WHY SANTA CLAUS il; CUPID

WHY SANTA CLAUS rs CUPl0S
Santa Claus, the dear old stupid n
Pad call last night to Cupid.
Brought him posies. gay old giverl;
Silver arrows and a CULVER.
Then the wakeful boy, upstarting,\,
Saw the saint in haste departing Or
Seized an arrow, thankless Cupid,
Winged it straight at dear OLD
Stupid"
This the way, and that the reason,
Merry maids, this Christmas season,
Find his bounty OVERLOOKING
Revel in its rich bestowing.
This is why. the country over,
Morning smiled on lass and lover.
This is why the dear old stupid
Claims tonight that he is Cupid. ~
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
70 perhtle :, 80.

Henderson-why did you invite Jack.
son to spend Sunday with you? It
nearly broke his heart when you mar
ried Mildred Wilkins.
Williamson know It.. thought if
jackson came up and saw how Mildred
and her mother rule things in the
house over which I am supposed to
preside. he would be rather glad Of it
himself, after all.-Ohio State Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
Loud Color..

BiggsBlings is not at all musical, is
he?
Boggs-What makes you think he
isn't?
Biggs-If he had an ear for harmony
he would never select such an afro
cious necktie.-New York Evening
Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
In the Public Eye,

In the Public Eye.
The man with the gun and the man
with the hoe
Have recently filled up the stage, as
we know;
But just about now, as q factor of
power,
The man with the wishbone's the man
Of the hour.
Chicago Record.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
Immune.

look out for that live wircw shout
cd the workman on the roof.
His assistant looked at him calmly
and said:
Don't worry. I've been to see every
French farce that came to town. A lit.
tie thing like live wire couldn't shock
me."-Washington Star
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
Could Give the Exact Date.

Young Addlepate-Aw. do you think
that an astrologer, by being told the
date Of my birth, could tell me when
me misfohtuncs were to begin?
Old Grufiicus-Possibly not; but he
could tell you when your parents mis-
fortunes began.-New York World.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
New Pas. in Rocky MountnI,

After numerous hairbreadth escapes
q party of explorers in the Rocky
Mountains stumbled onto new pass.
IL like manner, people who believed
dyspepsia incurable are astonished to
find that Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
used faithfully will make the digestion
strong, the bowels regular, the liver
active. Try it.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
A Bargain in Guitars.

All music lovers will be interested in
the lad" Of John NJ. Smyth Co. shown
in another part OF this paper, in which
they offer an elegant guitar for $685.
The firm is thoroughly reliable. Get
their catalogue Of everything to eat,
wear and use.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
The Ambition. nnrd.

Some poets boast the present and some
chant the glorious past,
While others yaunt the future as the
source of all things vast;
have no Tyre or Tabor, but of jong-
leurs l would be
The one who lifts his joyous voice to
sing about all three.
Chicago Record.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
Feminine Economy.

Yes, it was so much cheaper to make
it all at home.'
How long did it take you?"
"Only four days. And, actually, they
charge you ut least Ii cents for then,
ut the stores."-Clcveland Plain Deal
er.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
SAVAGE.

''They are savages in warv'
Il AM told that they make practice
of firing on the hospital corps.''
Eyes; and they've even been known
to fire on the kintescope people"-De-
trOit Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
Saw Her Mistake Mt Once.

"Uncle Reuben" inquired Il city
young lady, who was spending a few
days with country relatives, lis that
chicken by the gate Brahma?"
NO" replied the farmer, ''he's Leg
horn"
"Why, certainly, to be sure! ex-
claimed the city girl. "How stupid Of
me! l can see the horns on his ank-
les. "-Ohio State Journal.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablers. All
druggists refund the money il 1t fails to cure
FEC. E. w. Groves signature on each box.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22

Piso's Cure for Consumption is our only
m nss Tor coughs and colds.-Mrs. G.
oeNz, 4Sv etn Ave-. Denver. Col. Nov. s. '95.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22

WHEAT. which brings the highest price In the
markets of the world thousands Of cattle are
without day shelter Send for information
Lud secure q free home in Western Canada
Write the Superintendent Of immigration, Otta-
you aliases, pamphlets. etc, free Of cost. Ben
Davies, 154 East Third ST., St Paul, or T. o.
Currie Steven MS Point, Wis.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
Beware Of Ointments for Catarrh That
Contain Mercury.

Contain Mercury,
AS mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole system
when entering it through the mucous surfaces.
Such articles should never be used except on
damage they will do is tenfold to the good you
can possibly derive from them. Halls Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by F. j. Cheney. & Co.,
internally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces Of the system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine.
It is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio.
by F. j. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. Sold
by Druggists. price 75c per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
A Different View of

A Different View of 1t.
"That man from Eddlecomb is pro-
fessional bolter. isn't hep
Not from his point of view. He
says his party left him five timcs.''-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22

will inform addicted to Morphine, Laudanunl
Opium, Cocaine. Of never-faing, harmless, home.
cure. Mrs. NJ. H. Baldwin. Box 1912, Chicago. Ill.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22

No word is i'll spoken If it be not i'll
taken.-Proverb.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-12-22
Not what He ,re.nt,

Not what he Meant.
Jingso-I hear you're a great collect
or Of curlos?
Scientific Onc-Yes. Here comes my
wife.-Syracuse Herald. =.