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The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
FACTS AND FANCIES.

No man Is ever so friendless that he
can't find some one to jolly him along.
Cupid puts in a good deal of his
time at target prac.Lce.
The average woman acts first and
thinks it over afterward
Woman's ruling passion crops out in
her desire to rule husband
Things are actually what they seem
about one time in a hundred.
There's nothing new Our grand
mothers often took spins on chainless
wheels.
The floor walker says the girl in
charge Of the glove department is a
counter-fitter.
Those who go down to the sea In
ships should see that the ships do not
go down with them.
Age rarely brings us wisdom; about
the best 1t can do is to teach what par
ticular brand Of folly We like best.
A marriage without love and a steam
boiler without a safety valve indicate
that some one IL going to get blown up.
Clubs are often detrimental to a
mans welfare-especially those in the
hands OF policemen and expert poker
players.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
Notes for Deekeener.

Do not market white honey in dirtv
boxes.
September is the proper time to be-
gin feeding.
Every colony should have % or 90
pounds of stores now.
To prevent robbing it is usually best
to feed at night.
Queen rearing is very important
part OF the work in the apiary.
In extracting it is essential to lift
the frames of comb out gently.
White clover honey is the ightest
IN color and is considered the finest
made
The thinner the honey when ex
Uacted the more evaporation 1t VIII
require.
For Keeping, extracted honey is mueh
more easily cared for than comb HONEY
1t is important with bees in winter
10 provide thorough ventilation in the
hive
Natural queens can in no yav he
produced except under the svarmipg
impulse
Extracted honey will granulate and
become hard on the approach Of cold
weather.
II Is an advantage always to furnish
new swarm with a frame of younp
brood.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
KceDinc His Promise.

"Can you build 8. bridge over this
WashOut strong enough to take train
over" asked the conductor, looking at
his watch, "in two hours?"
Il can, sir" replied the section boss.
Then go ahead"
1t was then o'clock At the con-
ductor went down to inspect the work.
"How's this?" he demanded. Didn't
you say you could build a bridge in
two hours that l could run this train
over?"
mo, sir" responded the section boss,
Il said could build bridge you could
run the train over in two hours. 1t
amt none Of my business what you
want to run SO thunderin' slow for, but
I'm maxim the bridge all right. It'll be
done tomorrow mornin'"
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Often an excuse II worse than the
offense.
Life after all is but big bundle OF
little things.
Responsibility that carries no weight
II not responsible.
Genius produces the inventions.
while talent applies them.
No artist. however talented. has sue
ceeded in painting fragrant flower.
Money cannot buy an ounce OF love.
but 1t will purchase tons of sympathy.
When a man gets in a hole he is al
ways willing to be done by as he should
do.
When q woman reaches certain age
there is no longer any uncertainty
about it.
It's not what the player does in a
baseball game, but what the umpire
says that counts.
There is peculiar fascination about
many things whose origin is attributed
to his satanical majesty.
It never makes much difference to a
woman where a man halls from, just
so she Is permitted to reign over him.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

and rave with two half inch bolts.
This makes very strong pair Of hobs,
that are jest the thing to use in the
sugar bush and around on the farm in
the spring Of the year.
The secord figure shows very handy
device fol hauling corn to the shredder,
or just the thing to bring the corn from
the field to fill the silo. The platform
is made Of plank inches thick, with
pieces Of 2 by i scautling bolted on at
each end. Two old moving machine
wheels are to bs used. The axle should
be placed / foot 8 inches from the center.
The platform should be feet wide by
I6 feet long. Both these devices are II,
Illustrated and described in the Ohio
Farmer
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
FOUR TRUTHFUL FACTS.

Exalt harmless indulgence into the
lomain Of sinfuIness, and you will he
'ure to make it wonderfully popular.
A woman either fears or hates the
nan who knows just how old she is,
he is liable to give her away at any
moment
Lying might be very profitable
hing If one held monopoly in it. all
Nher persons being compelled to speak
he truth. But, when anybody can lie
I he wants to, menGacity does not
mount to much.
1t is funny, but there is nothing that
Dunds SO silly as the talk of two lovers
Who think they are beyond the hearing
II anyone, -
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
Teasing the Animals.

Teasing Of young animals on the
farm should never be tolerated. It may
be very funny to see the young things
make use OF their tender horns, and
stamping Of feet, etc., but as they grow
older often become vicious, and then
some day in fit OF bad temper they
are liable to injure some member of
the family. or strangers which may
happen to be passing by are very likely
to be attacked by vicious animals.
Give all animals on the farm kind and
firm treatment. Animals should be
made to both respect and love their at
tendants, but this cannot be accom-
plished if they are allowed to be leased.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
PHllOSOPHlC BREvlTIES.

It's an easy matter to master the
grief of another.
Borrowing may be disease, but
lending is insanity.
Faith is not very plentiful. but the
supply equals the demand.
The microbe never bothers the man
who is unaware of its existence.
The man who is too lazy to stand up
and tell the truth is apt to lie about it.
Providence never makes a misdeal,
but it is hard to make some people be-
lieve it.
Handsome men, gifted, with good
sense are equally as scarce as pretty
clever women.
One woman always pays more atten-
ton to what another woman has on
than to what she says.
The leather sling used by a boy to
throw stones is less dangerous than
the gin-sling in the hands of his
father.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

The mignonett Is the natural flower
of Spain.
The screw of an Atlantic liner costs
about $4,000.
There are six schools in Ireland
where Irish Is taught.
There are always 100000 people
af1oat on the seas of the world.
A railway guard says that the fastest
trains are always the safest.
Nearly one-fifth Of the students at
Swiss universities are women.
The maintenance of the Sultan's
harem costs Turkey about 5000. 900.
Sixty languages are spoken in the
empire governed by the Car of Rus
STA.
In Brazil there are said to be 300 Ian
guages and dialects spoken by the In
dians
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
A Useful Mule.

tom, that old sway backed mewl
O. yourn amt no good under saddle.
is he?"
Nope; too slow an clumsy"
''Ner in tn buggy er waggin?'
Nope; too awkward fer that"
''Ner at pullin ov the plow?"
Nope; wants ter Craze too much"
Whit you keepin him fer, them"
WAL, you see, we amt got no clock
at our house, an that ole mewl brays
at dinner time jest ez shore ez the
ycarth tourns over. Yassar, I've been
called to dinner by that nevis bray
fer the last five years an I'm allus right
plum on time"
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
Old Soldier Tells How to Overeonas Ii.
herent COw1rdlCe.


II would like to let young men know"
said an old soldier, that bravery, like al.
most any other attribute, can be acquired.
would like to let them know this be-
cause there are some poor fellows who are
brought into the world with q timid ma
ture that causes them much suffering
While having AL admiration for brave
men, they feel that they are cowards, and,
accustoming themselves to this BELIEF,
they mover attempt to fight against their
weakness. Do you know really believe
that most Of the noted brave men OF the
world have become bravo SIM ly by sys-
teinatiCs.lly overcoming cowardIce. Did
not Lanncs, Napoleon Eost dasLing gcn-
eral, say, The man who says he never felt
fear Is u oltrCon and q iiary But, whilU
Linncs thus acknowledged to tho sens;l
ton OF fear, he never allowed himself to
show 1t, and That Is the point Moreover.
by practice such thiDgs becoIne easy. Vow,
II there is any young man who Is a coward
and wishes e. become brave, let me say
this to him 3.ane up your mind first Of
all that it Is much preferable to suffrr
death than to he tran. p4,d ,,..un Or humil-
lated. From what you haze experienced
you know the disgust, the suffering, acute
and degrading, that results when you back
down in an unmanly fashion. Say thie
them much prefer to die than to experi
snce such feelings again. Impress 1t upon
your mind. aud then, as a test to your
spirit, force yourself to face those things
that you have been avoiding from fripht
II man ha. been uveraw Ing YOU. bluff, :.
you, in plain terms lay for him deliber
ately, bluff him back double, and IL he
wishes To hR"t throw yourself upon hIn.
with vim aid p1n0h hard. He cannot
do more than Kill you. aud. az you have
made up your mind that it Ia better to die
than to submit to humiliation, your death.
as 1t were is u thing already program
med And II you whip him the sensation
Is very agreeabie and frees you from any
further iears al :..liug victim to cowari
Ice New Obtains Times Democrat.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, As they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an inhamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube
when this tube gets intlamed YOU have a
fnrnoiins sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it is entirely closed deafness Is fbe 80.
suit, and unless the Inflammation can he
taken out and this tube restored II its nor
mai condition, hearing will he DESTROYED
forever; nine cases out of ten ale caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an intlamed
condition OF the mucous surfaces.
we Will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (caused bv catarrh)
that cannot be cured BY Halls Catarrb
lnrs. Send for circulars. free.
F. J. CHENEY i co, Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

u! III sorry he said ''ti:ut you re badly
bruised after that Nasty fall, but you knoy
l always warned you against riding o
wheel"
Indeed you need not sympathize with
me at al. grcaned she of the splints and
eandages DR. Sawboncs said that II I
had not such fine constitution, built up
by riding wheel, that fall would have
Killed Inc. New York Commercial Ad-
yertiser
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
Best Way Out of 1t.

He-Who is that ugly looking girl
standing at the side Of the post?
She-Sir, l want you to understand
that she is my sister,
He-fou misunderstood me; mean
the girl to the left of the post
She-That is also one Of my sisters.
He-Allow me to congratulate you
on having the meanest looking lot of
relatives l have ever seen in all my
life.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
Injurious to Pigs.

Powdered soaps, now so largely used
by hotels and laundries, are injurious
to pigs If fed to them in swill. The
Cornell station found that in many
cases death resulted from poisoning by
the excess Of free alkali in swill. Small
amounts of powdered soap produce no
immediate bad results, but it is not safe
to feed the animals The proper dis
position Of dish water is the sewer.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
TW0 Icrnl CunYenienceA

The first figure represents home
made pair Of bobsleds, or fat bottom
mud hobs, that will take the place Of the
old, long mud sled. The runners are
made of plank 3 feet inches long by
inches wide and q inches thick, bolted
together with two three-eighths inch
bolts. The dark lines in cut ca AZ are
pieces Of 2 by inch stuff, set up edge
ways and followed out as shown. The
raves are made of l u inch thick stuff, I
inches wide. Beams are 8 by inches
square; holsters the same. The blocks
under beam are 3 by inches, cut of
square and bolted up through runner
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
Binding Corn Fodder.

Corn fodder that is cut and 1e,r
standing in the field Is often greatly
damaged because OF the loose way in
which the shocks are bound. A handy
and effective way to draw the shock
together for tying is to take a strap
and fasten an iron ring two or three
inches in diameter to one end Rv
putting the strap around the shock
near the middle and running the free.
end through the ring, the shock can
be brought to its smallest compass and
held there while additional layers are,
being put on. There is little difficulty
in keeping fodder which is we'll tied
and this method insures tight, compact.
shocks that will stand wind and storm
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
DON r.

Don't get into the habit OF talking
TO yourself II you are easily bored.
Don't attempt to borrow money on
your wheel. It won't stand alone.
Don't think because you can fool
some people that others can't fool YOU.
Don't judgs a woman's complexion
by the box 1t comes In.
Don't provide yourself with a wife
and expect her to provide you with
home.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
THE Feminine OBSERVER

The man who always pays cash often
sleeps ontick
NO season Is SO brief as woman's
love, unless it IS mans
The best way to destroy an enemy is
TO make a friend OF him.
After shirt has been to the laundry
about three times it is pretty well done.
up.
A man never knows how little &C
count he Is In this world until he at
tends his own wedding.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
FlNttened,

Young Mrs. Torktns was almost in
tears when her husband came home.
Whats the matter?" inquired her
husband.
1T wasn't my fault, Charley, dear.
and DO hope it can be mended. That
pouter pigeon you brought home"
"Well?"
I'm afraid it has swallowed a tack
and got a puncture."
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

MY soul to-day i far away,
Sailing the Ve-uVian By;
Nv winged boat, bird ah1at.
SWims round the purple peaks remote
Round purple peaks it sails and seeks
Blue inIets and their crystal creeks,
Where high rocks throw. through dee1e
below.
A duplicated golden glow.
Far. vague and dun, the mountains 5" in,
While on Vesuvius' misty brim,
With out,tlctched hands the gray smoke
stands.
O'erlooking the volcanic lanis.
here Ischia smiles DER liquid miles,
And Wonder. bluest Of the ISLES,
calm Capri waits, her sapphire gates
Reguiling 20 her bright estates.
heed not if my ripping sHff
Floats wifi or SLOW from cliff to cliff;
With drcamful eyes my spirit lies
Under the walls Of Paradise.
Under the walls where swells and falls
The BAYS deep breast at intervals,
At peace lie blown softly by
A cloud upon this liquid sky.
The day 50 mild as heavens own child,
With earth and ocean recOncilcd,
The airs i 1PrI aTDuNu ne NIFdI
Are mUrmuring to the murmurlng kte'.
Over the rail my hand trail,
Within the shadow Of the sail;
a 10Y intense, a cooling sense
Glides down my drOw-y Incidence.
With dTcamful eyes my spirit lie,
Where summer sings and never dies;
O'erveiled with vines She giOw5 and shines
Among her future oils and wines.
Her children hid the cliffs amid
Are gambOling with the gambling xii,
Or down the walls, with tipSy calls,
Laugh on the rocks and waterfalls.
The fishers child, with tTesses wild,
Unto the smooth. bright and bpguilci.
With glowing lips sings as she skipS,
Or gaZes at the far-Oif ships.
YOn deep bark goes where traffic blows,
From lands Of sun to lands Of SNOW;
This happier one its course Is run
From lands of snow to lands o sun.
d happy ship to Use and dip,
With the blue crystal at your lip;
y happy crew, my heart with you
Sails and sail, and sings anew.
No more no more the worldly shore
LpbraIds me with its loud uproar;
With dreamful eyes my spirit lies
Under the walls of Paradise.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
Johnny Was Safe.
Greensboro Rpcord.O

johnny are your people going to
take you with them on that trim
across the ocean,"
"Yes'm''
Aren't YOU afraid"
Nome Amt afraid of nothin.
I've been vaccinated an baptized.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
A New Excuae.

Wife (at a. II. )-Now, deny your con-
dition last evening! Here you are with
Jour hat and shoes on. Don't tell me you
didn't come home the worse for drink!
Husband-Not a bit, dear You know
I have lately taken to walking in my
sleep, and | thought I'd 60 to bed pre-
pared.-S.rand Magazine
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His Ambition.

ITO think" said the visitor, THAT you
will have To go through life an ex-con-
.jotr'
We'll, miss, replied Crowbar Claude,
80 to tell you the truth. just at present there
ain t nothing - ike more to ber'-Wash.
ington Star
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

Reilly-Wot's Callahan lookin' 80
mournful for to-day?
DooIey-Sure, he Wanthed his little
kid named Dewey and Their ovid wo-
man had the by ckristened Alger be
misthake.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

Edna-How your lame arm, Jack? I
vas afraid you might not be able to get
round tonight.
Jack-Not able to get rounds Haven't
I another arm deSx:-New York World
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
Cat Fodder Reaf-

The Wisconsin station has demon
strated that a given quantity Of milk
can be produced by feeding 721 pounds
Of cut fodder as against 1,133 pounds
fed in the whole stalk.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

The wigwam of the mighty chief
Was filed with anxious squawA
AL eager to o'erAke the thief
Who stole theiY Santa Claus.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
WAITS FROM THE ORACLE.

No one can talk about his sickness
without becoming tiresome.
When women admit that a woman
they dislike looks pretty they add, "for
her."
Americans are great people to manu-
facture burdens and carry them
around
II you loaf around a store or Office a
great deal remember that you are not
welcome
A man never has as much trouble
with his mother-in-law as his wife has
with hers.
nyou can put a piece of gum in your
mouth and not chew it you have
strong will power.
When girls marriage is announced
it Is recalled how many times she had
been engaged before
When the time comes to start off on
a vacation nine out Of ten people wish
they were going to stay at home.
We would like to see a man or wom-
an who can keep from worrying. al
though 1t is said no one should worry.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

She-Mr. Daubstcr, the artist. told
me | was pretty as picture
He-l hope he didn't mean one of
his own pictures.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

Restaurant Guest Everything you
brought me is stone cold.
Polite Waiter-Ilcre is the mus tard
and pepper, sir
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ARAB MAXIMS.

Never believe all you may hear, for
he who believes all that he hears often
believes more than he hears.
Never tell all you know, for he who
tells everything he knows often tells
more than he knows.
Never attempt ali you can do, for he
who attempts everything he can do
often attempts more than he can do.
Never lay out all you can afford, for
he who lays out everything he can
afford often lays out more than he can
afford.
for he who decides upon all that he
sees often decides on more than he
sees.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

1t is hard to believe that man is
faithful iii keeping his engagements
with men.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

Some men have gallon OF words
to every spoonful OF thoughts.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
Color and FIavor

1t may be easy to initiate the color
Of butter made from grass, but Il II
aot easy to initiate It's flavor.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

The man who wants the earth in
variably gets it-whcm he dies.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

There are about 10000 farms in tho
Transvaal, wheat and tobacco being
the chief crops.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

4 nice line OF Spring Dress Goods Are
oeing received at H.THOMASON'S
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~Daily. tDaily ex. Sunday.

~Daily. tDaily ex. Sunday.
Nos. 4O3 and 400, 1.-THE Atlanta Special
Solid Vestibuled Train, with Pullman
Sleepers and Coaches between Washing.
ton and Atlanta, also Pullman slerpels
between Portsmouth and Chester. :. {.
Nos Al and 80, The s. A. l.. Express
Solid Train Coaches and Pullman Sleepers
between Portsmouth and Atlanta. Com.
pany sleepers between Columbia and At
lanta.
Both trains make immediate connection
at Atlanta for Montgomery, Mobile. New
Orleans, Texas, California. Mexico, Chat.
tanoOga, Nashville, Memphis. Macon,
Florida.
For Tickets, Sleepers, etc, Apply "
agents or
II. S. Lizard. Soliciting Passenger Agent.
Raleigh, \. {.
4 ST. John, Vice President and Gen. Mgr.
V. Z. McBee, General Superintendent.
Ii. w. b. Glover, Traffic Manager.
l.. S. Allen. Gen. Pass. Agt.
General Offices: Portsmouth. Va.
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a woman is composed Of two hun
dred and forty-thrce bones, one hun
dred and siXty-nine muscles. and
three hundred and sixty-nine pins.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

Bamboo pens still retain their hold
in India. where they have been in use
for more than 1000 years.
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HIGHEST Market Prices Guaranteed the Seller,

shall be
a
wiho dtocl
We promise to sendyou home satisfied
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The German emperor owns 365 car
riages for the use of himself and court
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

or the earth's surface, 1,50O, 900 acres
are devoted to tobacco culture.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30
MARCH 30, 100 .
Drifting.

BY THOMAS BUCHANAN READ.
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Sell your Tobacco al the House and Market which Pays You The Most Clear Money

this
facility for conducting extensive business Ample capital m
record Warehouse of VIII
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ODDITIES IN PRINT.

The silkworm Is liable to over 100
diseases.
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Mistress Bridget, what is the clock
doing on the range?
dget-Didn't YOU tell me to boil
the eggs five minutes by the clock?
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

1t takes 81 specially constructed and
equipped steamers to keep the sub
marine cables Of the world in repair.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-03-30

Watts like to see a fellow be
happy and whistle at his work.
Potts Seeing him is better than
hearing him. Indianapolis JOatrnoi
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A traveller can journey round the
world in so days.
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The Maid-Finc feathers don't
make fine birds
The Man-No. indeed, Since mil
linery came in birds don't get 4
chance to wear them,
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''Bridget, what is the child CRYING
so wildly for? Sure. mum. he's Just
drlnked all his soothing syrup and
ate the cork. and | don't know
what ails him. now unless its the
bottle he wants to swallow"