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West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
/ SOLDIER OF FORTUNE.
A0d His Adventures In Different
Countries.

The recent enlistment OF a private
soldier brings to light romance, more
like chapter out of novel than an
actual occurrence. James Robert Was
son, ~ 80 years oi age. is permitted by
the Secretary OF War. who valves the
regulations in his favor TO enlist as "A
prIvate soldier
Thirty years ago WaSSon was ap-
pointed to West Point, being then only
20 years of age. Three years before
that he had known the practical side
% war. Despite his Youth he enlisted
in an Iowa regiment and went through
the Red river campaign. At West
Point he became the frm friend of
Fred n. Grant, Wasson, n brilliant
scholar helped young Grant IN his
studies. When they graduated young
Wasson stood at the head Of his class.
l'e WAS recognized as having extraor-
dlnarN engineering abilities
After graduating and receiving his
commission as second lieutenant
Wasson procured years leave OF alb
seuce and went TO japan Before ,lre
gear was mp he resigned from tho
army 10 take the chair Of mathema tics
in the College of Hol,kaldo
year later he become surveyor in
chief Of the province OF Hol,laido. and
not long afterwards he was appointed
engineer, with the rank OF colonel, in
Tho Japanese army and went through
the Formosa campaign His great
abilities won him decorations and
other honoIs. He married the daugh.
ter OF John A. bingham, at that time
American Minister to Japan, aud was
looked upon as one OF the most distin.
guished men IN the empire.
Wasson yenrned for his native land.
lie returned To the United states and
through tho influence OF President
Grant was made major and puymas-
ter IN the army. He seryod faithfully
IN that capacity for some years One
day, while travelling with S25. 600 OF
government funds. he reported that
| the money had been stolen from his
seat
An investigation followed and show.
cd that Wasson had been leading "A
! fast life. lie was court-martialed and
! dismissed In disgrace from the army
| For some Years he was lost sight OF
! Now he returns once more and instead
! of asking for even the humble com
mand OF second lieutenant is content
TO take his placs in the ranks,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
Another Case OF Swallowing A Camel.

From the Hampshire Review.
There arc "a lot OF good meaning men
ana women who ha;e joined in the
crusade against the seating OF Cong.
reNsman-elcct Roberts, OF Utah. be.
cause Roberts is Mormon by faith
and has three wives. Whether Cong.
ress has right TO refuse Roberts his
seat 10 question the mem bers of that
body should decide according TO the
Constitution aud the law and not ac.
cordlnK 20 the views OF the Rev. VIM.
Campbell, OF Salt Lake City, and bis
associates. Polygamy cannot be in.
dorSed from any point of view. but II
the pious brethren of Anti.Mormon
iaith and the hystsricaI females. who
are working the Roberts racket for
their own glory, want to tackle this
subject, there is a wider ard more fer.
tile field for them. Where is Pres.
ident McKinley's great and good friend
the sultan Of Sulu. now. according Ia
the treaty made with him. a citizen Of
the United States Roberts has three
wives and supports them himself.
The Sultan has three hundred; has a
Harem in regular Oriental style and
Mckinley is taxing the people Of this
country TO support hlm. paying him
and his chiefs princely salaries out OF
the United States Treasury for prac-
ticing polygamY and slavery as well.
IN most yiruient and damnable de
gree. Let the brethren and the sisters.
who are i'm this crusade, 90 after Nc.
kinley and his partner in iuiquity. the
sultan Of Sulu
Crusading against Roberts an they
are doing and shutting their eyes Ia
th" Mckiuley-Sultan slavery and no.
iygamy policy is another case Of sVaI.
lowing NANCY dromedary aud then
getting gagged on dimiuutive little
Rnat.
But possibly the fact that Roberts
happened to be elected as Democrat
has something 20 do with MAILING fish
of him aud fowl Of Mckinley and the
sultan This opinion is strengthened
by the act Of certain Church Con.
ference iu this State % few days ago.
which rcsoluted against Roberts and
in favor Of Expansion. but swallowed
the sultan, polyEauiy. slavery aud all
without making q wrv face
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
Brave EXplOrera

Like STANLEY and Liyiuqstono, found
il harder TO overcome Malaris. Foyer
and AFue, and Typhoid disease germs
than savage caunibals; but thou- nds
have found that Electric Bittcrs ia "A
wonderful cure for all malarinl dis.
eases. If You have chills with fever.
aches In back OF neck and head, and
tired, worn-Ou; feeling traI will
conyince you OF their merit w. A.
Null OF Webb, H., writes, 'My clil-
dren suffered for more than year
with chilis and fever, then t,yo bottles
OF Electric Bittrrs cured them" Only
80 cents. Try them. Guaranteed.
sold by i. A. Lcnhart.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
The Beers National Hymn.

ia vicrkleur van ons dler baor land
mi waai, wee DER Transvnll,
En- wee di cod vorpetcn lana.
Wat dit wecr uccr vii haal
Wnet hooR nou in ons heldor lug
Iransvaalso vriihcdsvlag,
Ons vijandc is woggcvlug:
Nou blink's bilier dag
Neul storme hot iii deurgestoan,
Mar ous was jop retrou;
En nou di storm is DER gcgaan,
Niik ous moot weer van lou.
l'cstormd deur Knirer, Ieuw en- Rrit
Waai jij steeds o'or hul lsop;
En tota split anslSou hui dit,
Ons HIS jou hogor op
Wao' hoog nou in ous heldre lug,
Transvaaise withdrawing
Ons viJande is wesgevlug,
Ons blinlEn bliier dag.
Waai hoog nou DER ons dierbaar land.
Waai vierkleur van rrunsvaal
lin wee di God VorWcten hand
Wat jou ooit no'er vii haaI
Three years ago, when President
Kruger expressed wish that some one
would give tho world an English trans.
lat'on of tho hymn. John u. Droppers.
'r' OF the Milwaukee postal service,
compiled 5Y transmitting the following
Version TO MYn Herr President;
Wave, four-color Of our precious land,
Again o'cr n!l Transvail
Woe Oe 90 God forsaken hand
Who thee e'cr down would haull
wave on, on hign, IN our clear air.
Transvaals own banner free
Our enemy huV He'd afnr--
Breals, day of joy, for thee
Ihro' many storms you may endure
TO us the token true
Again a storms gone w secure,
And we arc pledged ancw'
Assaiicd by Kanir, li"ute and Brit
1t waved o'or head OF IRE;
TO their despite they NAV aee II
RISE with our love the higher.
ON high, wave on in oar clear air
Trausvnnls own banner free
our enemy mas Acd nfar
Break, day OF joy, Tor thee
On high, DER all our precious land
Wave, four-coior OF Trausyaal
Woe be 20 God-forsalscn hand
Who thee Ger down would haul
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
THE POOR MANS cONsoLArloN.

I'm thankful that the sun and moon
Are both hung mp so high
That no rich robbcr's hand can
stretch
And pull them from the sky.
If they hung low, l have no doubt
Some corporation nss
Would legislaLe to pull them down
And light the world with gas.
I'm thankful that the shining stare
Are FAR beyond our reach,
And that the rolling planet0, too,
Are deaf TO human speech.
II they were near, I'm very sure
Rich men would own the skies,
And manage tho whole universe
By private enterprise.
I'm thankful that The God Of all,
Whose laws we must obcy,
Has changed Ills plan for making
man
By shaping him from clay;
If he had not its very clear,
'Twoald be dolcfnl case,
Some man would form big clay
trust,
And crop the human race.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02

The man who sal ola a limb and
saved the stmo off close TO Tho
tree, and tho irishman who Jet 20
Of % 6ro oscspeto spit on hands;
have both boon outdone b7 ihe
PWkcrsburg woman who put her
habo IN a bath tnb and then scf the
tub on The stove 10 heat tho water.
What a congregation there VIII be
ron the other siio" whom those
thoughtful creatures meet to "rom-
iuiscc' with lbo chap who blew in
the muzzle Of a gun. the fellow
Who lit match TO hnd gas leak.
and tho boy who touched OF a
wagon load Of fireworks "just 10
see hem fzf"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
LAWD HoL DIS NIGGE's HAN.

When de chickens hanr low on the hick 'ry treo
An de stars hang high over ie Ian
An dars no one nigh dar "A watchin' 90 mo
Lawd hol dis ngge's han.
when dc con stalks bow to de summe' days
smile,
An dc mellon makes Tub 10 do san,
An dars no one higher dan est bout mile
Lawd hoi' dis nigge's han
When de Fat hog roots round dis niSso's back
yad.
Dat b1org 20 &c rich white man,
Al De OF " mans out OBJ bacon an lad
Lawd hol dis nigge's han.
When de milk house sto'es de Yale butte
squares,
An 90 croarn runs obe' de pan;
Renombe, Lawd dis tTifln nisge's praye's--
Lawd h)r dis uiggc's ham
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
Six Frightful Failures.

Six terrible failures Of six different
doctors nearly sent VIM. II. Mullen OF
Lockland, D., to an early grave All
said he had fatal lung trouble aud that
he must soon die. But he was urged 60
try nr. Kings New Discovery for Con
sumption After taking BYe bottles
he was entirely cured. II is positively
guaranteed TO cure all diseases Of
Throat, Chest and Lungs. including
Coughs, Colds, La Grippe, Pneumonia.
Bronchitis, Asthma, Hay Fever, Group,
WhooPinR Cough. 30 and Si CO. Trial
bottles free at j. A. Lenharts store
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
4 Sure Thing For You

transaction IN which YOU cannot lose ,
y snro th'ng WI'"nsnss', sick lontl ne, fay.
roo tongue, lcNor piles ana n thou. AID othe.,
Ills nro caused 10y constipation and sIaepLsh
liver CoScarots Candy CathartIo, tho VIVA,
derfnl new liver stmulant aud intestinal tontA
arc hN all dr0ests guaranteed 90 ouro OF snou0S,
refunded C.C.C re sure thing. Try q
box to day. TOO eSc. eoo. sample aud hooSiA
frOc.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02

Editor w. v. Barry OF Lexington.
Tenn, in exploring Mammoth Cave.
contracted a severe case of Piles. Ills
quick cure through using Eucklcp's
Arnica Saive convinced him it is an.
other worlds wonder. Cures Piles.
Injuries, Inhlma'ion, aud ali Bodily
Eruptions. Only 25catJ. A. Lenharts
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
Eyeryboly Saws So

'ascarots Caudr Cathartic, the most NNeu
doiful medical discovery of tho age. pleasant
and refreshing 90 tho taste. act gently aaA
posi- ivcly on kidneys, liver aud bowels, 0lsaus
ing the ont re system, dispcl colds, curS head 4.
ache fever, hnhhuM constipation and bhtouSg
ness Please buy and try n hoN of G. q o. to-day
10 ., aud 40 ccnts Sold aud guaranteed bV AZ,
druggists.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
West Virginia Northern Time
Schedule.

No leaves Klugwood at G.3) n. m. and ar
rive at unne'tor at : 30, connecting with No.
wet. nd No. east
fe:nrnirc Leaves Tun elton AZ 30 a m. ana
arrives Eingw cd at 2Oa. Ia.
NJ caves Kingwo, ar 800 p. M. and ar
rive Il Tunneit"u 2:.O, connecting with S,.
Soand No 72 east-fsst train and accommcda
tion-- and No. 3 west
returning leave. Tunneiton at 40 and ar.
rtves at Kingwood at , COP m
Trains daily, except Sunday.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
DR. j. X. WATSON,
DENTAL and ORAL sURcEoH,
DAWSON. Pa

Regular graduate ~ ia rmoTe COLLEGE Of
Deutfl surgery and Post Graduate of me Dr.
Lutz college NJ crown and % idge work Of
Columhu- o. ip Inventor Of the Air Cell svs
tom ~ Teeth withuut l.ilte iu fhe Uloi az fte
Mouth guaranteed to hold firmly iu place.
20 Teeth FIX racted Posltivci without Pain
Zen years so cents. solid Gold r1ygns srd
Pine Gold Filling Speciality As we d as the
ifeu mont or Childr'n's Tccth. which can fo
hardoucd and saved. whore 70 mere nee cb4ufoet 4
Denti-t with th 'ir tiukcriug Won fat'.
~ HON from the lst tIll the 18TH Of ovcrv
mOnin. ~ Bruceton once Cv0ry two months
rom the Hith ttl the last. March, MAY IuIv
- tei"Dcr gvenO,f sn& January. Mind tho
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
NUMBER /,
Beauty Is Blosd Deem

clean blood mc1rs ot'ap skin No ocnots
without it CascSrots. Candy CaiAart.S ch,s
y"ur blood and keep IL SleaR. 10y stirrins .tr
the lazy liver and diving all Impurities lvoss
the body hesin today 60 banisR ptmplNs. boils
Oichcs hHckhoads, and that utkbN bnluuSs
complexion by taking Cascarsts. -. hrnsty sor
ton conts. An druggists. sptlsfao,ios shahs.,,.
tcod, lUc.. 700. 6Oc
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02

"One Of DR.. Kings New Life Pills
each night FOR two weeks has nut me
in my teens again" writes %. II.
Turner Of Dempsey Ia. they're
the best in the world for Liver. Stom-
ach and Bowels Purely vegetable.
Never gripo. Oaly 25c at J. A. Len.
harris store.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
Two HiIlionsaY Year

Whom people bny. try nd buy ae1ia.it means
they're satisfied Tho people OF tho tuifod
states arc now buying Casc1rct o. dy ca
thartic 81 tlr" -ato oftw mliiiDn bose- a yeat
and 10 viii bc millions before Sow Years n
means merit proved fhat q. nrcfs are thc
most dojghtfui bowe' regulator for everybody
The year round hl drussi-ts 100 ~ 1ye q
box, suro ~ rsutscd
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
WEST BOUND

No - fast train west IN the evening win
stop q u""e elton Tor pa-scngi rs going 4. far
as F".rnOnt or 'larksburR
Nos ga 1 IRE ihe cg;llar GcociamoJ. q ions
Enlng west aud stop at all stations other
Sains dn not stop
II % - luarke ;, stop regularly, and trains
marEol ~, are nag stations. Other trains do not
STOP I'M SCHHYyER.
- Cen Passe er Agent
ID. Il. MAurlN, Manager pas senger TRAFFIC
= ). BoSNFtEED. Nat at iuuneIton
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02

a Full Line Of Ready Made skirts
ana Wooden Waists Rustlcs. Collar.
ettcs. Muslin Undet7ear. sheets aud
FilloHsIips Embroidery Needles and
other Novelties will be- found at T.. M
AlbriPhts Milliuerv Room.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02

Do vou want or desire 20 see and
have some of the Natures Y61dcrs of
the south, which Will interest you aud
vOur friends. N so, send 20 cents tD
Lpck Box 20 Fruitdale, Ala. and you
will be pleased A.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02

Public Sale AT my farm In tie
SNYDER settlement, OF stock Vehicles,
Machinery, Corn, Hay, straw, Farm
ing indictments, Furniture and yari-
Gus articles. on
Saturday, November ith, 1899
All sums under e. each in hand
Over p a credit Of six months will bc
given, purchaser TO execute notes with
approved security. Sale 20 begin az
10 a. m.
% SAnUHg MAaTIr
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02

MIR. I. ~ Jones, or Udstou, died al
Dr. Cooks hospital on the South side.
Monday night October 81 having been
brought there on sunday. IN critical
condition. for treatment for appen.
dicitis The remains we're taken 90
L. J. Cunningham's undertaking es-
Establishments and prepared for burial.
after which they we're removed 90 his
home. Today the body Will bo taken
20 Evansville, Preston county, Tor
burial Mrs. Jones. wife OF the de
ceased, died about two months ago
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
For Sale In Norgautowni

A house AMI lot in Sunnvsido, Nor
gautown, near the University. suitable
for "A moderate family very cheap.
Any reasonable time given purchaser
90 pay for IL. Inquire at this Office
II
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
Deaths Doings.


From tho Farmont IndeS
Mrs. Robert shaw died at her home.
about mile and half back OF Pal
atine. on Tuesday night, October H.
Deceased is survived by her husband
and six children, the two Youngest be
ing twins She was about twenty.
eight years OF age. The remains were
conveyed to Howesville, Preston
county, on Thursday bY Undertaken
Clarence Musgrave, accompanied bv a
mum Der Of friends. and taken 90 the
home OF her father, Mr. u L. Miller.
The funeral took place on Friday. in.
termeut in the Tunnelton cemetery
Mr. aud Mrs. Shaw have resided here
for several years past, Mr. Shaw hay
ing been engaged at the carpente
trade and al present is employed on
the First National bank building.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
JULIUS Is MONROE,
Surveyor OF Lands,
KfNGWOOD, w. m.

ill au. Wrt cam. Tor .lut 800 sr.i6y f-.rY IN,
part of fhr county promptly ana b { reas0uaIif
.bi.t FIIf lrtffs Hrd ct.ruIatiYns roat'y aud
HHtuilit tIf fn. 90 rru drrd- uf field notes. Law
lrhUyat a.fp laying out town lots. strerts
frtfIYfINU. etc. tDrrae puuGrurr collected
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02

euro Coid IN Neao
kfrm0r Ch.rn. ...-r ...t.. .. I'd. ~.,.
- ta,e a"d QUICK 20 ouse GOA a be,.o ana sJts
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02

The new "Flyer" No. i2. leaves Grafton ~
$40 y. m aud Is due at New burg at :I8;
Iunneiton 30; Rowlesburg 5,i5; Terra Alta
st>; and oak land c4i, stops at Tuuucltpn for
coal No 5 aud ~ are the accommodations
and stop at all station
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1899-11-02
G. r. sILVERWOOD,
D11 NTI SIT,

VIII be ~ his f,mqWood Omce iI
the ALugiGHI BuLDfNa from tst td
18th oi each month
htbis Terra Alta ONCE In the LAM
BrLDiSG, from the 10Th TO 22d inrlut
stre. epch month
sW ALL CLASSIC Ot DtvtAL WcEr
DONE
StU9rACrTpy GukGANIFFH
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-04-15
Croquette. OF Canned peas.

4 Drain all the liquor from u can Of
peas. pour half Il pint Of cold water
over them boil them slowly till The
peas are cooked to pieces drain them.
info a bowl and mash then, 70 az paste
with a tablespoonful OF melted bnttrl5.
sS,irithem into halfi piniufi hick Whit
sauce. at!d#a beaten egg. season with
SAIL and pepper and when cold and.
stiff make into small crs,quet les dip
fheni5in e.v,.g, and cr;lcker t!l,s,,. sci them,
ina GOLD Place form hour then5fTy in
deep afai5 81 he. ire ct q delicair
brown House wifi,
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-04-15
Flllets of Beef,

Cut one and half pounds of beef
into small round fillets and lard each
one with bacon. Cut up carrot. tur.
nip and an onion and lay the pieces a,
the bottom of pan with bunch Of
herbs in the middle. Pour over jus,
enough stock to moisten the whole and
lay the fillets on top of the vegetables
Cover the contents Of the pan with but
tered paper and cook gently for half an
hour until the meat and vegetables are
tender. Then set the fillets in the oven
for a few minutes so that the bacon
may crisp. and finally glaze and dish
the ti|lets with their gravy and the veg
etables from the stewpan.-Boston
Globe.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-04-15
NOTES OF ALL NATIONS.
one l Russian Dill Bears All. the Coll
ors Of the Rninbow-Curioux
! ,E}. :, Currency. ia

u The Bank Of England note is about
5xs inches in dimensions. and is printed
in black ink on Irish linen wa ter-marked
paper, plain white. with ragged edges.
= The notes of the Bank de France are
made OF white. water-marked, printed
in blue and black. with numerous myth
illogical and allegorieal pictures, and
run in dimensions from the 2o-franc
note to the 1,C00 franc.
South American currency is about
the size and general appearance of
American notes. except that cinnamon
brown and slate blue are the prevailing
colors.
The German currency is rather ar
tistic. The notes are printed in green
and black.
The Chinese paper currency is in red,
white and yellow paper. with gilt let
tering and gorgeous little ha1,d-drawn
devices. The notes. to the ordinary
financier, might pass for washing bills.
Italian notes are of all shapes, sizes
and colors. The smaller bills-tive anG
ten-l!re notes-are printed on white pa
per in pink. blue and carmine inks, and
are ornamented with finely-engraved
vigEette of King uumbert.
The 130-rube note of Russia is barred
from top 10 bottom with all the colors
Of the rainbow. blended as when shown
through prism. In the center in bold
relief. stands large finely executed
vignette of Empress Catherine |. This
is in black. The other engraving is
done in dark and light brown black
inks.
The Norwegians have a curious cur
rency, but it is rarely seen out of its
own country. for the reason it circulates
very little among the common people
and the class that emigrate. These
stick to their copper and silver coins
and shun the little cinnamon brown
bills of their government.
The Austrian note is printed on light
colored thick paper, which shows none
Of the silk fiber marks or geometric
lines used as Il protection against coun-
neutrality-suspicious..
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-04-15
THE CITY OF NEWSPAPERS.
Paris Now Has Over Twenty-Five
Hundred of Them and More Are
Coming to the Front.

Paris publishes a new newspaper at
every fresh sensation. The population
of the city of Paris at the last census
was 2.5o0.O 900. and. according to the re-
Gently published Presse Annuaire for
1899, the newspapers of the city now
number asst.
There are in Paris at present 140 daily
political newspapers, but how many
there will be next week or how many
the week after is practically impcs-
sible to state. If public occasion de-
manded there might be another dozen.
Of the political organs in existence 81
come under the category of republic
an. 30 are conservative and IL are So
cialist.
The maintenance of so many social
ist newspapers in one city is strongly
indicative OF he extent to which French
papers take up and consider politics.
The price of French newspapers is
high. and the reading matter is small
in amount. French newspaper read
ers do not require much news. and are
perfectly satisfied to depend upon the
post office as an ordinary channel of
communication whenever the telegraph
fails. ~ . ."g... ~. -
More Importance is attached to lit
erary style than to exact details in To-
cal wsgathering. and it is. there
fore. possible to publish with entire
pecun;ary success Paris newspaper
from the columns Of which all items of
expensive news are omitted.--Chicago
Chronicle. ~ -...,A>- - 49,
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-04-15
.ys% Y
Balled Of the Island Rae
Terms, Sl.O0 a Yetir III Advance.

We are out to christianize Il i-land rncfs
land may the L RI hava me, ev on their soul
rwell rut 'cm willy Mill. in the traces
And we'll work EN- till tl.ei sweat in rivers
t-S. rolls. 4 @- ~.
We are going to teach the husky Filipin 8 how
i to pay r y
They will l., We to learn the motions if thax
can't'be maze to think;
We have got 'em BY the collar and you hear me
when say
That We'll lead 'em down to water AMI we'll
also make 'em drink
You can preach until you wabb!e at the knees
AS TO equity and like commercial drugs.
But we'se bould to save the blessed Filipees
1t We have to pump the beggars full Of slugs
Trade is waiting for The signal from the fighting
man ahea@, FL. 49,
And our missionary brethren are impatient for
!. the fray: -
So we're going to pluck EN- living or we re going
plant 'em dead,
For we never shrink from duty when it prom
lses to pay. j.
They have got to get in line with modern ways;
They must SOW and reape and mine and buy and
sell.
AAey WILL ueVel SEQ az III the HAPPY day
When they stewed and served their neighbors
on she'll.
For the flying car OF progress has descended on
the land
Uncle Sammy has ajghted and told 'em what
to do:
With Lible in his pocket and rife in lis hand
lie has started 'em for heaven and he's going to
See 'em through.
Frank Putaam.-In The Ma ional Magazine for
April.