Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1899-04-20
DOOLEY.
Discusses Millionaire Weddings in the
Metropolis.

"Thcyse wan thing that always makes
me feel sure iv what Hogan calls III
safety iv our dmmycratic institutions"
said MIR. Dooley. ON that's IN
Interest tn good people iv New
York takes in weddin " N
millyonairos. Amy time MILLIONAIRE
condiscnds to enter tn martial state, as
Hogan says, an as Hogan says, makes
VOWS to Lyman, which is tn Jew sod iv
marredge he can ill the house an TURN
people away firm the dure. An h docs.
Tn Sthreets is crowded. Tn cars can
har'ly get through. III polls fOOrc" is out
an hammcrin tn heads iV tn delighted
throng. Representatives if tn free an en-
lightened press, tn pollutyem if our libec-
ties, as Hogan says. bright. intelligent
young journalists, liver r.ready to probe
fraud an sham, disgeesed as walters, is
dashin' madly about maxim notes on their
cuffs. Business Is SUSPENDED. Theyse no
money in Wall Sthreet It's all at tn
sacred scene. Hour be hour. as tn pris-
ints ARE delivered, tn bank rates 30 up
TIL Threeasury Department has 10 go on a
silver basis there bein' no good to man.
facther into plunks.
Inside tn house tn prisints cast COOL
den CLEAN on tn beauchous scene. rh
happy father is seen seated at table
dictatin mlllyon-dollar checks TO a
stenagrophcr. Til goold chandeliers is
draped with r-ropes iv dimons an pearls.
TIL hired girl is passin' drinks in golden
goblets. Chansy Depoo onthers an thrips
over a box is bonds. Are these tn holy
bonds iv mathrmony?' he says, FIR he is
wild diVVlc an We can't stop his johen f.,
aven on solemn occasions.
9TH soggarth comes in alther awhile,
carryn' goold prayer-book, tn gift v
tn Rothschilds, an stands behind a small
but valuable pree Doc. TIL prayers fr tn
occasion, printed on negotiable paper is
distributed among tn guests. Tn bride
was delayed be tn crowd outside. Women
screamed an waved their hankerCh is,
sthrong mon cheerod an Wapt. an twas
not until tn polls had dubbed tin hardy
pathrites to death that tn lady cud cnther
tn house whore her fate was to be sealed.
But fin'lly she med it, an tn two happy,
happy childher whose sunshiny youth
represented five thousan miles iv thrack,
eight Poold mines wan hundred millyon
dollars worth " rollin' stock, an ma
.orlty inthrest in the Chicago stock yards,
was r-ready for tn nicissiy transfers that
wud establish tn combination.
9TH ceremony was brief, but inthrestin'.
rh' happy father forced his way through
/ di-mond stomachcrs an they was tears in
/ his eyes as he handed tn Clergyman,
whose name was Murphy, but he carried
himself as well as If he was used to IT,
handed him "a check fr tin millyon dollar.
l don't blame him. Divve the bit. Me own
heart Is hard an me eyes ARE dhry, but
I'd break down II | had to hand amy
wan that much. i suppose tn check is
good? says tn Clergyman. TITS certy-
| fed says tn weepin' father. DO we take
this check, says tn Clergyman, ito have
an to hold until some wan parts We firm
| It" he says. i do says tn young man.
| Thin says tn Clergyman, i see 10
treason why We shudlen't be marrd an
| live comfortable he says, an marrid
they were, in tn same OIL, foolish way
that peoples been marrid in FIR cinchrics
'1is a wondher to me tn ceremony ain't
changed. Tn time Is comm Hlnnissy
whin millyonaires II not he marrid by
Father Murphy, but be tn gov'nors ~ III
stock exchange They'll be put through tn
Iclearn'-house, me faith an securitics'l
be issued be tn combination. Twinty-
year goold-secured, four per clint, bonds
iv mathrmony! Aha, It's "A Joke that
Chansy Depoo might've med"
| "Th' crowd outside waited, cheerin' an
fghtin tn polls In this here land ~ liber-
~ an akequality, Hinnissy. iv'ry man Is
as good as ivry other man. except a polls.
man, an 1t showed how thrue tn people