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The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1899-10-31
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Biliousness, Sick Headache, Heart
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On retiring, and tomorrow your di-
gestlvc organs will be regulated and
you will be bright, active and ready
Tor any kind Of work. This has
been the experience Of others; it
will be yours. HOODS PILLS are
sold by all medicine dealers. 25 cts.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1899-10-31

to die Severa! times, yet ara spared
TO tell how W2s SaveI,' writes Mrs.
A. a. Stowe, 2}7 N. <tt,l St., San
Jose, Cal. "l had vaIvular heart
trouble SO severe that was pro-
nounced gone two different times
The valves Of my heart failed to
work properly, and circulation was
SO sluggish that the slightest exertion
produced fainting. There is no
hope said my physician, so decided
to try DR.. Miles Heart Cure and the
result consider miraculous. am
satisfied it saved my life"
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1899-10-31

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23d, 1899. Eastern Standard Time.
Southbound. Ntrtbbound
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Am. Pm. rM. PM. Am Ala
STATIONS
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The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1899-10-31
ATLANTIC COAST Line !

Between Charleston and Columbia.
Upper South Carolina, North Caro-
lima, Athens and Atlanta.
PASSENGER DEPARTMENT.,
WILMINGTON, N. c., Nov. 10Th, 1897.
CONDENSED SCHEDULE.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1899-10-31
Strife For Your AHars
and Your Fires

Patriotism is alqvays CON-
nendable, but in every breast
there should be not only the
desire to be a good citizen,
but to be sfrona able bodied
and qven fitted for the battle
Of life. To do this, pare
blood is absolutely neces-
sary, and Hoods Sarsapa-
rlla IS the one specific qvhfch
cleanses the blood thorough
ly. It acts equally qveH for
both sexes and all ages.
Humor -" When reed blood pnrt-
ficr I take Hoods Sarsapanna. It cured
nly hm'1or and is excellent as a ner<ue
tonic. Josie Eaton, Stafford Springs, CT.
JsEtGom3 SadqboNzMaS
aIi;aszI S;5ulE
Hoods PILLS cure liver ills the nonirritating and
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1899-10-31

onn,op Io,V pI IT. trHIm ITpM Augusta mokes close
Scnhoorn ipn nr at Gahoun Fails for ali points On
Si0se c0nnfsction at Greenwood for a,l
At I Hparfap m IM; L. and G: and g. Railway, and
r,tos tor a2S information relative TO ticI.cts.
rates, SCHEDULES, address W ''o',''"
w. j. CRAIG, Gen. Pas Agt.,
b NJ Sopru g., Augusta, Ga.
l. M EMERSON, Trafac Manager
w4 wM4EGh@aa,%8ccHs ha, Re end and KetsraEgie cured by DR..
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1899-10-31

Trains arrive and depart in Colum bfa at
Bilanding Street Station, Nos. 35 and 36 carry
tulinan sleeping cars between New orl< and
Jacksonville; Il SO between Cincinnati and
JncksonHillc, VIA Ashcville, connecting wi III
Pullman pArlor cars between Jackson willie
lotte TO jacksonville
Nos. 33 and 81. New York and Florida Ey.
press. Pullman Draw wing koom sleeping car
Cct"cCn 1nihpt, JacksOnVillo, Savannah
Columbia, Washington and New York.
For further Information apply to
y ]. SEAI, U. II. H.,
tGIsls Columbia, SC.
Err, JR., r. u. A.,
t-'"if'' II Savannnh, Ga.
t.-..- l.. a. SfllPMAN, A. q. Z. a.,
Jacksonville, Ella.
-.., A. O,2MAcDONELL, q. +. A.,
tSSJl Jacksonville, Fla.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-19
Record Selling in
Suits and Jackets

There's only one way Of knowing how much we've
done in improving the Golden Rule Cloak Depart
ment-by paying US visit to our new and enlarged
Cloak Room. Main Floor, Robert Street Entrance.
This season will be a record breaker and you may
now see our display Of Ladies' Garments and Jack
cts at its best We have more to see and more
worth seeing than we ever had. We price you few
of our good values in medium and low-prced Jack
cts. We have wide range Of higher priced gar
ments. the best values in Minnesota. We guarantee
every garment sold to be first class in workmanship
and up-to-date in style and finish. Out-oft town Gus
toners be supplied just as readily by using our
Mail Order Department in ordering though they
made personal selection. Remember, money back
if not suited
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-19
Domestic Specials

We will sell 200 pieces of VIM. Simpson & Sons
American and Pacific Calicoes, in black and whit
only az yards to each customer.) Special 49,,
so pieces of extra fine cream white Shaker
Flannel % inches wide; cheap at cents.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-19

Wool Soap, large size cakes .......... ........ Sc
Quart Bottles Of Strong, Ammo MIA, per bottle. . So
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-19
Women's and ChiIdren's
Hosiery and Underwear
At Little Prices:

Little when compared to what you usually pay for equal
quality Winters advent suggests underclothes and
we have schened and planned make the buying easy
Our Underwear and Hosiery is the best the money will
ouynothng short of that comes direct from the maker
to you with but short sojourn here 1t is made right fits
right and is priced right We don't think you can find
single faulty garment in the whole collection. Every kind
and quality that dependable and above the trashy grade
shoddy be purchased here and when price considered
there is no underwear hosiery within your reach with
which to make comparisons that will result in our favor
you can carry quality in your eye and finger tips you will
surely buy here.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-09-01
Life of a South African LADY.

In South Africa the women some
times need set of accomplishments
differing from those of New York, The
feminine graces might be at a disad-
vantage when not backed up by more
than the usual feminine force. At
least that is what the experience of
Mrs. Johann Colenbrander, who is now
being feted in England as heroine
of Buluwayo, would seem to indicate.
Il cannot remember the time" said
Mrs. Colenbrander, to an English in
terviewer, when I was without a
horse and gum" Her familiarity with
these masculine belongings has more
than once stood her in good stead. For
amusement this sturdy lady has en-
joyed such things as a months lion
hunting with her husband and King
Lobengula, a three months visit at
Cecil Rhodes place, in the Matoppos
hills, where conferences with savage
chieftains and inspections of the Hill
camp were the entertainments. She ia
said to understand the language, Gus
toms and prejudices of the natives bet
ter than any other living woman. in
addition to which she Is handsome and
an adept in the art Of dress.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-09-01
A Stag Hunt in Siberia.

The English traveller Atkinson de-
scribes the following scene which took
place in Siberia: 1.-TWO hunters were
chasing stag and followed him from
valley to valley until they arrived at
a rocky portion Of the country. I'm
daunted, they kept on. and toward
evening had driven him to pass, with
a preclpice upon one side and a deflle
upon the other. Here. while in hot
pursuit. they saw the animal hesitate.
as though afraid to advance. suppos-
ing that some wild animal barred his
passage, they kept on, when sudden
ly two bears leaped out Of the bushes.
and Joined in the chase Of the stag.
The poor animal. turning short to one
side leaped, the precipice, making q
bound Of thirty-three feet, and landing
upon the summit Of rock detached
from the principal mass. One Of the
bears attempted to follow him, over
calculating his strength, fell into the
abyss. while the other stopped upon
the edge Of the precipice, growing
with rage. Our Cossacks sent him to
rejoin his comrade In the heaven Of
bears. BY shooting him."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-09-01
HER SUCCESSFUL SCHEME.

How an Ingenious Aunt Saved Her
Nephew from Drunkenness,
1t was striking couple that entered
carriage last Wednesday in front Of
the Hotel Savoy. Both were tall. of
fine figure and easy grace, says the
New York Herald. The man looked
on the sunny side of so; the woman,
some years younger, was of the Juno
type. Their eyes and compilations had
dash of the Spanish, while their talk
and manners were French.
Curious history that man has had"
remarked hotel lounger. "He comes
of a rich creole family in the Pont-
chartrain district Of Louisiana. They
were immensely wealthy before the
war and managed to hold on to most
OF their estates His wife, also Gre
ole, was educated with the most ex-
pensive polish abroad. Though mar
ried now for many years, they're lovers
yet. He was wild young blade.
drinking, dueling and gambling. His
family tried all means to curb him,
but he broke every bit.
Zone night he was taken home par
alyzed with champagne. His old
maiden aunt had an inspiration. She
hurried off a trusted negro to New
Orleans for a burial casket-silyer
handles, satin lining. Flowers were
picked from the garden and she ar
ranged candles and crucifix. When
the casket arrived the paralyzed youth
was placed carefully in it, while the
dear old schemer stayed up with "the
remains 1t was some time before
he recovered enough consciousness to
grasp the funeral outfit, but the old
lady's artifice did the business. It was
the eye-opener he needed. That WIS
his last debauch."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-09-01
A Pumpkin as a Wedding Fee.

A clergyman Of Georgia was once
standing in the courthouse when
Hoosier came in to see the ordinary in
person to procure marriage license.
The countryman asked for "pair of Ii
censes," and on making the purchase
necessary to being united in the holy
bonds Of matrimony inquired of the or
binary: "Who can git to marry me?"
The ordinary replied that he could per-
form the ceremony, or the parson,
standing near, would probably accom-
modate him. The countryman turned
to the parson and asked if he would
marry him. The parson readily con-
sented and asked the would-be BRIDE
groom: Where's your gal?" He re-
piled: "Out yonder-in the street."
The parson said, "Fetch her in" Then
she was "fotch" in and the "knot tied.
The bridegroom asked the parson the
amount of the Indebtedness incurred,
and was told that no charge was made
but that he always left the matter for
the bridegroom to decide. The latter
replied: give got no money. I've got
load of pumpkins out yonder I'll
give you a pumpkin. '-Homiletic Re-
view.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-09-01
TANNING THE SHRE III

IT haven't the least fear" Major
Delaford.
"Then you're a man OF unbounded
courage" retorted his friend, Ulysses
| Crinklethorpe. "For-may venture
to be FRANKIE" ~.
ooh, certainly! By all means"
"Well, then, they do say that Mrs.
Washington drove her first husband
into his grave by ungovernable tenn
per-"
eve heard that BEFORE" said Maj.
Delaford, putting complacently away at
his cigar.
"But, Of course" with sarcastic
laugh, "you don't believe it?'
Excuse me-" said Maj. Deleford, Sc
verely, II do believe it. have seen,
now and then. an expression in JUS
tina's eyes which fully carries out any
theory Of that nature"
"And yet you are going to marry
herr"
"And yet am going to marry her. -
"Felix Delaford, are you crazy?"
"Not that am aware Of"
"Will you be honest with me?"
ITO be sure" nodded the major.
"Then, why do you marry Mrs.
Washington?
''Well, from a variety of reasons.
One is that like her. She's pretty
little gypsy, with a skin like white
velvet, and delicious long lashes to her
eyes,"
Proceed"
"a second is-mind, now, I never did
pretend to be one of the disinterested
lovers one reads about in dime novels
that the dear, departed Washington
left her remarkably we'll off. And
have more merit than money"
II think you will repent it," said Mr..
Crinklethorpe, "for, by all accounts,
the black-eyed divinity is neither more
nor less than virago."
'There are very few actions in this
world that one doesn't repent, in a
greater or less degree" said Maj. Della
ford, sententiously, 'but, averaging
things, I'm willing to risk it,
And Maj. Delaford was married the
next week to Mrs. Washington.
It was not long, as Mr.. Crinklethrope
had foretold, before the claw began to
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-09-01
An Actor Elevated.

Patrons OF the Alexandra theater on
Saturday night last witnessed a curl
Gus and exciting incident that befell
the veteran Irish comedian, Grattan
Riggs. The actor was stepping
through a doorway in drop scene,
when the scene shutters suddenly haul
ed the t'set" into the air, carrying the
massive comedian with it. The audi
ence beheld Grattan Riggs soaring into
the theatrical empyrean astride the slat
across the bottom of the entrance.
Grattan Riggs is neither as young nor
as epry as he once was, but he Is
much heavier, and the possibility Of a
fall Of twenty feet or so invested him
with the tenacity Of the powerful
British bulldog, and no particular dam
age was done after all.-Melbourns
Leader.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-09-01

enectually- the windows opened upon
the dead wall OF neighboring Insti-
tute Of the Fine arts, and were three
stories above ground. She might have
shrieked herself hoarse in that direc-
ton before any one could hear her.
She sat down to think. What should
she do? What was to become Of her!
Did that dreadful hint Of Felix con-
corning an asylum mean anything?8
For once in her life Mrs. Washington
was actually frightened.
HAS my temper really been so ter
rible," she asked herself. shat people
mistake it for-1 can hardly breathe
the word-insanity?"
1t was new idea; she pondered over
1t carefully and cried bitterly over it.
When Hetty came, as usual, with
the napkin-covered tray, Mrs. Della
ford's face was pale and tear-swollen.
"Hetty." said she, will you ask your
master to step up here for few
minutes?"
Maj. Delaford obeyed the summons
at once.
"well, my love-" said he, what is
it,"
Felix" said Mrs. Delaford, bursting
into fresh tears, II have acted very
foolishly. I beg your pardon. And I
beg Rosamond's pardon, too"
Maj. Delaford opened the grated
door at once-Justina flew into his
arms-and then there was reconcilia-
ton after the most approved style.
Mrs. Delaford was as sweet as a
June morning after that-and If ever
she manifested symptoms Of relapse
all that Maj. Delaford found necessary
was to allude, in general way, to
lunatics and asylums.
And Mr.. Ulysses Crinklethorpe never
could imagine by what means this
modern Petruchio tanned his dark-eyed
shrew.-New York News.
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peep from under Mrs. Washington
Delaford's velvet sheath.
"Felix," said she one day, II don't
like this location"
Don't you, my dear?" said Maj.
Delaford. 1--WE lived here two-and-
thirty years and always found it very
pleasant"
II don't like It," said Mrs. Delaford.
II prefer a house nearer the park"
Maj. Delaford went on reading.
"Felix, say?" The BRIDES voice
was raised a degree or SO higher-the
dangerous sparkle had come into her
eyes.
eyes, Justly"
Il mean to move uptown"
do you?"
"And at once"
every WE'LL" said the major, "then
you will move alone. I shall remain
where I am"
"Maj. Delaford, you are a brute!"
The major bowed. Justina burst in
20 tears.
eyes, brute, and I'm sorry ever
married you!"
And after that Mrs. Delaford did not
speak to her husband for two days.
But as the major appeared in no wise
affected by this taciturnity she adopt
ed another plan. and scolded steadily
for three days.
"Look. here. Justly, this won't d.
said the major, at the weeks end. 81
don't fancy either a dumb woman or 9
fury"
'"That should live to be SO spoken
Co." whimpered Mrs. Delaford:
49," went on the major. II hayt
written to my cousin. Rosamond BLY,
to come and spend the summer here
81 won't have her N my housed
Ghrieked the bride.
"But willthave her in mine" com
posedly retorted the husband.
''Let me see her presume to ente
this housed" cried Justina.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-09-01
ESCAPED FROM JAIL
As Garbage and Was Nearly Two Hours
In the Syyill Box.

In the Swill Box.
Chicago Record: Leo Lubin, IT.
year-old prisoner, who has police
record as pickpocket, made his es-
cape from the county Jail by secret
ing himself in can of garbage. Dur
ing the morning hours for the exer-
else Of prisoners in the old Jail he
was carried out by two ''trusties" and
dumped in larger garbage box in
the Jail yard. He remained there two
hours, half suffocated, with the cover
of the box down, until the arrival Of
the scavenger, who left the gates open
when he drove into the yard. The
driver Of the garbage wagon almost
tainted when he lifted the cover of the
box to see boy jump out, covered
with grease and garbage. He clutch
ed Lubin by the suspenders, but the
jailbird wriggled to release himself.
He broke loose, but left his braces in
the hand of his would-be captor. The
fugitive ran through the open gates
to the alley and disappeared in Illinois
street.
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Mercy upon us!" cried Mrs. Della
ford. What is this?"
please ma'am," said the little maid.
who had brought up her meals three
times a day, cts master as had it
done.
What for?" cried Justina.
please, ma'am," said Hetty, trem-
bling all over. don't you know you're
crazy?"
"Insolent minion" said Mrs. Della
ford, "call your master at once"
Maj. Delaford came Immediately up
stairs. with Rosamond Bly, clinging in
a frightened sort of way to his arm.
"How do you feel now, my dear?"
he asked, solicitously.
I'm we'll enough" snarled Mrs.
Delaford. "Open that door quick!"
Mad! Very mad, indeedw said
Maj. Delaford, in soto voce, turning to
Rosamond.
"Rufian!" cried the bride, chow dare
you speak 500"
Getting violent!" added the major,
shaking his head.>
"Let me out, I say" persisted Mrs.
Delaford, rafting at the bars. what
| does this absurd mummery mean?"
Perhaps strait waistcoat would be
advisable" said the major. But as
long as she remains tolerably man
ageable shall not send her to an
asylum"
Mrs. Delaford began to cry.
| "Oh, Felix. how can you talk SOP
sobbed she. II am as sane Is you are. -
Poor thing!" murmured the major,
compassionately. '@The hardest part Of
insanity must be, when one becomes
partially conscious Of its deadly doom. -
/ Mrs. Delaford shut the door rather
vehemently and began to cry hysteric-
ally. sl5 s3.s 1Ss
"I'm not madl" said she. II won't
i be made q madwoman OFF,
| But how to help herself-that was
the question. The door was barred
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-09-01

er. The fire was burning brightly. and
peace was In our hearts. The only
heaven the, earth contains was shining
upon us and within us, though we
saw no glimpse Of the sky. We were
at Home. ard 1t was Home Of Love.
Mother" said Pearl, what il the
first letter in the alphabet"
20, my darling, Of course.s
"And the next?"
en-"
"And the two next?"
&C and E."
"Once upon time," said Pearl, clap
ping her hands. "Now, mother, / am
going to read you and father q very,
very pretty story"
do, dear child. What is it,"
Pearl produced the torn textbook
Of her island school.
ut is Called" she said, with the
most delicious little laugh in the
world. Cinderella; or, The Glass Slip
per-"
She read the story from beginning
to end. and we listened in delight.
Motner, tnen SAID our child, III
three pumpkins were to suddenly pop
on to the table"
mind, my darling! They might!
Strange things happen"
'Well. if they did, and you had a
fairy wand. and wanted to make a
present to every body-everybody moth
er!-this Christmas, what would you
change them into?"
My wife nestled closer to me.
"Well, mother, what should the frs,
pumpkin be?"
Faith, my darling"
"And the second?"
'sLove."
"And the third?"
Charity"
A blessed Trinity, indeed!
THE END.
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81 Let me see you prssumesto bs suian-
civil to her." said the major, knitting
his brows in q way that Mrs. Delaford
had never seen in her. late husbands
countenance. For, to tell the truth.
the late Mr.. Washington had been but
. chicken-hearted individual at best.
Mrs. Delaford shounced out OF the
room and banged the door viciously
behind her. sa, 5,ssa a
Miss Bly, arrived the next day-a
CHEEKY bright-eyed girl, with
lips wreathed in smiles, and a brand
new travelling suit cut after a deal
prettier pattern than the brides own.
Mrs. Delaford refused to speak to her.
"Justina." said her husband, in a
warning voice, "this is my cousin,
Rosamond. I hope you will make her
welcome to our home"
But Mrs. Delaford only threw slip
per at her husband, burst into tears.
and ran Historically upstairs.
ooh, Felix! what's the matter?"
asked Rosamond, half-frightened out
of her senses. "Had I better go
home?"
"By no means, my dear Rosamond."
said the major. "You see, have mar
ried woman with a temper. But
she'll be all the more charming when
that fault is rooted out of her charac-
ter"
The major went upstairs and tried
to open the door. 1t was locked.
'Justina," he said. gently, sit is I.
Let me I'M
Il won't snapped the bride.
"Will you come downstairs, then?"
II will not come out Of my room I'M
til that woman is out of the housed"
sputtered forth Mrs. Delaford.
every we'll, my DEAR" said the major,
and he returned to the drawing-room
with unruffied philosophy.
Mrs. Delaford adhered to her resolu-
tion, although it was much tried by
sundry peculiar sounds she heard on
the outside Of her door.
"Maj. Delaford has carpenters at
work altering the house." thought she.
1T makes but little difference to me
in any case. shan't stay here"
At the end of the third day, how
ever, she concluded to go downstairs.
But when she opened the door, 10 and
behold! her egress was barred by a
grated iron door.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-09-01
Anecdote Of Robert Burns.

Robert Burns was once standing up
on the quay at Greenock when veal
thy merchant belonging to that town
had the misfortune to fall in the har-
Dor. A sailor plunged in, and, at the
risk Of his own life, rescued the mer-
chant, who could not swim. When
the rescued man was restored to con-
seriousness it was found that the fright
and the wetting were the only bad con-
sequences of his mishap. Calling for
the sailor, his preserver, the merchant.
presented him with his thanks and q
shilling. The crowd loudly protested
against such shabby conduct, but
Burns, with scornful smile, begged
them to be silent, "for, said he, "the
gentleman must know best what hjs
life Is Vorth."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-09-01
Hats and Heads.

From the Elizabeth Journal: Dewey
hats and Funston hats are already or ~;
the market IN great numbers. But
Dewey heads and Funston heads are a,
scarce as ever.
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CHAPTER XVIII.

gu whose hearts
are more tender,
whose wisdom is
greater than mine,
will have OWNED
much which, until
this night, was hid.
den from me.
Briefly let me set
down the substance
Of my wife's sad
words.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-09-01

When left home after our marriage.
Shs had gone into the country to her
pother. who kept her there for
months. She did not write, knowing
That my mother could not read. Whan