The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1899-11-24
NIX. DOUL1Y ON pOLYGlMY.


eCengress? Mr.. DJOley asked.
Il diunaw,n said MIR. Henuessy;
i hlNYcr heerd ~ mum
i think IT'S three, said Mr.. Doc.
.tey. mo voucher he needs NuIuk,
an hsntlu' nard l'r tn JOB. Tam
with INN. too, be hives Not that
j IN De taste or IuclinatlOn IN AIRY
in man, hlnnlsoy. ihey may get me
to TIL altar sOtuo day. III UesJ ~
us fails, IKE COUSIN George, an tnere
-ar-Ie ovslgulu' wOlnsn ia This very
.ulJck tnaV 1 nave ue Owh troubles
i'll uOdgIu'. BICauny time ye hear ~
-1ne De4u unraWn ~ al tn quite nise-
.rIes du' exclusive dl5cOultOft5 ~ SIN
gle lite ye may KNOW that Chey have
caught nae asleep an chic o.Orneu
me. IUs Cnru:. Blg tr Cnln thdC
likes It, 1t > all rtsnt, al II a mans
done something III dis youth tAat lie
HAS 70 40 pIuance FIR "a tn 5dtlOus
iv tn cross ain't s,IOng enough, lave
him says /, marry as NANNY women
as he wants an ave wILn ,nim an
die con CInt. tn Mornons tnlhk
they ar-Te COmmdLueu Dc Tie IL III
f'r 10 marry alI IN IutllE eaDIe > " cue
women. Now, / uunt believe ~
IL DIQ INtl tOAlIlll ihN' VI CNSlA - Ah VI
mon t'r 70 60 AMY Julng 50 IOOnsn,
an il he Ulu no wuduent Lave IN
command wrl,teu GA IL p1e pace dn
lburrld cut there al Nautuo, III haI
cock County, lnins q. W eau oct
ON tnat, HlnuIesy.
But IL amy wan believes twas
dane, j say, lave MA Gasp TO his
bosom as InaLny OlesaOns ~ IL nave
hun sure IN W. prlsint state ~ tn
4inatrlmOnyal market, as Hogan calls
1t, Whiu he goes uUWu 10 cuort Va
rich Widow o. Bueu, tn la-etu that
wants " engage III Enterprises Nv
that sort ouguG 10 nave Itlnd III
iVry wan, but tn men CnaG Keep I'm
ploymlut agencies.
But no. tn minyit Mormon
.thries To break inio IA pol-ltlct. JOB II
edlllygaiOu rises au says Lney:
WHAT! they says, permit this pol
Iuted mUno5her Ir 10 invade IN
-chaste atmosphere, .ney says .iv
Ln' house ~ IprIolntAtlves, Jhey
says Permit me FIR to parade his
tauJ.' down Pennsylvania avanoo
an blocK thratfic, Uhey says. Per
4nlt INN mebUe 10 slC III TIA cnair
wanst occupied De til lamlnteu
J3reCklurldke tnty says. An incy
proceed t'r 10 hunt tn poor, crowded
.4nan. An he takes day oil 10 kiss
his wife fr'm house 10 mouse, an
holds me5tln ~ MS Culluetn % Dlu
rulm good 55 c an r-ruus 10 hlde III
a cave AIll ,ill TN uIlg gatlou ray
Numbers shat they have husbands
Gv their own au' sues nome 10 coUk
tn supper.
IA MOImUn, Hinuis,y, is "a man
thav has 90 bad taste all IA relIJlOu
10 40 what a gUOu many Osher men
ar.re restrained IN uUlu' De Coli
eCleutIuus scrupIvo an vi polls. L
uun'G want an4y " lie; We Hlnulssy,
al-re satisfied nos to say con-tInG
with wan another la az reels tnaJ
ned be ION some Without Tin. ii.
a matner iv disposition. Ii lVer
got started IN Lord on'y knows
wnere IA brlus up. might be like
me lrud an teIoW-Sulgan, Hddj ID
MOhammeu Haull mas wives To Uurn,
an Wau7JIu aYune ue oar rus WA.
He has better JOB thin Cohgress-
man
h best congressman. can geJ
SIS lurth-claas pOshnustner an HOOK
al az th White uUuee eli YIoItIA duy .
But haujh tn pop lar an uoqaenC
Sultan ~ 5ulu ali BtZcen ~ ONO
Nv. VA eSassyt1C, owns MS own palace
an ulsthuUUtes us own JoD. No
man can noiu III oiticeiY Dowsthf1u-
ger " oar lmpeel yal DOMAIN WltnUut
a certy ncaLe fl IA HAUL FIRM tn
highest office in tn land TO 5n'
losoJ, Ir'm III cnlet pzsuer to tn
humDlest lAlQuIouoI thaJ puts ii
lady IN a bag t4u' dumps her lutO tn
lake iv Ln' NIne MulloAtn ASSEMBLY,
district they look 10 Hadji Mob ,ln
uled II theIr places. tie IS til Htgh
Guy, In Nam Ihung. He's lvry-
OUuy. Whn ne qulUs Wurluk tn
gOyeTumulJ Is oven f'r til Gay. An
Goes anuywan say, "hauJl, yea
have 10 abandon WO or thee nun
dred iv ye'er nlesluts We ar re
twin jus inside IA LETT fisld tince
~ our domain an tits rude iy tn
game that we've taken yt lntO that
40 man shau nave more thin wan
wIte at u uIme that anuywan knows
#. In behalf iV TIL comfy Nv TN
Society TT TN Suppression Nv Poly e
amy, request ye 10 discard Nora
an Eileen an May Ann au' Sue an
BlmuI au' tn r-lesO ~ N puucn, an
Cleaye only to Lucila. | ludge De
b el looks That SHES IN fret Niseus
Eaith."
mo, sir. If he had he'd reach tn
ship that runs between our Ouuying
WARDS without hair to his heau,
Instead ~ reproachIn' Hadji with
his domestic habits, wan ~ tn tn
yOys That ar-re lmplOy ed in carryln
messages lr'm TIA President to his
feliow.clttzens, proceeds to tn pref.
rfy lutle American village iv Sulu
where he iiuds Hadji settln' up on d
nigh chair surrounded be wives
'pi5 domestic SCENE Jnapd make
brigham Young tnIuk he was d
bachelor. HauU Is smokin' IA good
cigar an occasionally histIn' d
drink iv cider, an wan " tn ladie,
Is playin' a guitar, AN another Is
maxim a tidy, an Three or four nun
nred more aI-re SEWN patches on
th' pants iy tn Hadji Kids. Az tn
ambassadure he says: Mos rile an
luminous citizens, here is copy
ivtn' Annual Thanksgiviu' prOcli-
matiou,' he says It's addhresseC
TO all tn hearty nusbdndmen Nv oul
BELOVED country, mauln yOI
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