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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11
Dad. joke on the Doctor.

Col Daniel R. Anthony, brother of Su-
san b. Anthony, and the last of the fight
ing editors Of Kansas, is on record as
the only man who has had mis- aorta sew
cred and lived, says the San Francisco
Wave. In a newspaper feud with gam
bier named Jenuison, Anthony was shot.
The doctor told him he could not live. The
wounded man did not say anything, but
bade MS sister goodby and went 10 sleep.
When he awoke he asked the nurse:
What time is it2'' six o clock" replied
the nurse. The colonel ehuckled for a
moment, then said: Say, that's a good
joke on Doc Sinks. isn't il? He said I'd
be dead at $50" He fell asleep again.
and when he awoke the doctor acknowl-
edged his mistake
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11

Another victory for the American!
American beer is now being manufactured
in England, in a brewery of the capacity
of 10000 barrels year. And not only that
but the apparatus with which it is being
made is of American manufacture. The
London Lancet a medical authority, has
analysed the light brew of the American
beer, and pronounces 1t better TO be used
as a beverage than the heavy brews of
England Should this beer be introduced
extensively into England, the Lancet says,
an important step in temperance reforma-
ton would be taken.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11

It is being predicted in New York that
President Murphy Of the Board of Health
win shortly recede from his posi ion Of
absolute prohibition of the landing of car
goes Of coffee from Santos now in that
port. and Others expected 10 arrive, be-
cause OF the buhonic plague. Boston has
said that she viii admit the coffee. after
proper distinction, and the Brazilian Legal
ton at Washington has taken up the mat
ter, ana is said to have made overtures
for transfer of the Brazilian coffee trade
from New York to Boston. Now, TO pro
tect the city of New York against every
risk is one thing, and to kill The ports
coffee business Is quite another The mer-
chants interested claim that the contro-
versy is one of scientific Investigation and
protection on one side and blind fear on
the other Skilled hac eiiod3gists and
heal b officers have dec AIRED that there is
no danger Of The introduction of the plague
after the preventive measures that have
been taken, against which opinion is that
Of Mr. Murphy, who is a professional poll
ucian and vi bout any of the qualifications
Of an expert. Nevertheless an ounce OF
prevention rs worth a pound Of cure, and
II the bubonic p.ague were to ind a iodg-
ment 10 New York, the people would not
accept excuses from the health authorities
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11

There are pretty well defined rumors in
New York to the effect that Secretary Ly-
man J. Gage of the treasury department
win be invited to become the head Of
great New York banking institution at the
expiration Of his present term of office.
There has been talk OF the consolidation
Of three prominent banks. Should this
scheme be carried out Mr.. Gage would
probably be asked to take the presidency
or the Craftsmanship of the finance COM
mittee of The consolidated bank; should
It fail, ii is said he would be 9asked TO
assume relations with the management of
the Bank of Commerce.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11
Not Equal to His Father.

Joseph Jefferson, the actor, only plays
fourteen weeks during the year. In the
interim his sons, Thomas, Charles b,
Joseph, Jr., and William, go on the road
as members of the jefferson Comedy Com
pany, playing the parts their father has
made famous. relates the Saturday Even
ing Post.
During theft fathers season the boys
take part in his financial and stage man.
agemeut. The two companies are quite
distinct and the public is not imposed
upon by the youthful actors. Indeed, on
the contrary, their performance in many
respects is said to be equal to that of
their father.
For several years past Thomas, who is
a capable and well-trained actor, has been
in his fathers company as stage manager
once the old gentleman did not feel equal
10 playing a one-night stand in Canton
o., so he deputized his son to play Rip
in his place. The bill did not record the
change, and therefore the young man re-
ceived the full measure of applause that
his father always gets. After the per-
Torrance he went to the leading hotel and
bought the finest cigar he could find, and
as he smoked he soliloquized after this
fashion:
We'll" said he to himself, II guess 1
am something of an actor after all. I
rather fatter myself the old man couldn't
have done better tonight than 1 did"
While he was thus pleasantly musing a
native stepped up to the cigar stand
See the show?' asked the clerk,
yep"
What did you think of it?"
First rate, all except Rip Seems to
me the old mans failing"
Al this point the actors cigar went out
and his sleep that night was not of the
soundest. But that was years ago, and
since then he has learned many things
among them how to act
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11

The Philadelphia Record Dem) says:
at was said that the women forced the
repeal OF the Mckinley tariff law They
are now credited with paving the way for
the rejection OF Mr.. Roberts as a con-
gresham. Who knows but they may vet
succeed in procuring the passage of uni
form divorce laws and of an arbitration
law that viii prevent occurrences of the
strikes and lockouts which annually cause
so much loss and misery 10 hundreds of
thousands Of Industrious Americans?
The Denver Pest Dem) says: "A fun
disclosure will reveal that MIR. Roberts
after all had sufficient reason 10 believe
that his plural wives would not bar him
from Congress. The state Of Utah is fun
of poiygamous officeholders and President
Mckinley has. over the protest Of citl-
zens. selected polygamists for important
federal offices. All this was known to
Roberts and why should he alone be
barred?'
The Washington Post is able 10 turn
joke even upon the celebration which the
ex-Goorglans "a Texas are going 10 hold,
II says. THE ex-Georgians IN Texas are
going 10 hold q reunion. They should be
oonslderate enough 70 refrain from Jubi-
laung over ibe fact that there are very
fcw ex-Texans la Georgia
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11

Most OF the Northern newspapers, 50
far as We have noticed. that have dis
cussed the lynching a Maysville. KY, the
other day, have disregarded entirely the
fiendish crime which preceded 1t and which
was the direct cause Of it. The crime
OF the negro was unspeakably horrible.
1t was worse, If possible, than the fiend-
ishness Of Sam Hose. Two wrongs do
not make a right OF course, and we have
nothing but words Of condemnation for
lynchings. At the same time, that heart
does not beat in the breast of a white man
that would not swell to the point Of burst
ing with indignation at the story Of the
outrage that preceded the lynching.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11

the city would save tens Of thousands OF
dollars in the cost Of street opening in
the future. II would be splendid puDAc
work. and those who accomplished II
would have the thanks Of the people and
the satisfaction of knowing that they had
rendered a public service that would re-
ceive ule acknowledgements of future gen
erations.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Meedngs-S stockholders National Bank
Of Savannah; Calanthe Lodge No. q, K. of
P; German Friendly Society; Georgia
Council No. ?. r. & S. NJ.
Special Notlces-Suwanee Springs Water:
Ship Notice. Strachan & Co. Consignees;
Paints and House Painting, Savannah
Building Supply Company.
Business Nodces-Bottles. Flasks, Corks,
Caps Etc. Henry Solomon & Son; E. &
w. Laundry
Whiskey-Dpffy Pure Malt Whiskey.
Railroad Schedules-SOuthern Railway;
Plant System; Florida Central and PENN
sular Railroad.
Gelatine-Eat-W Well.
Oficial-Proceedings OF Council.
Held Up to Criticism-I4ndsay & Nor
gan.
Steamship Observation-Disclosures and
Miners Transportation Company.
Anusements-''The Serpents Coil" at
Theater Tonight.
Medical-Horsford's Acid Phosphate; DIR.
Hathaway Company.
Cheap Column Advertisements-Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent;
For Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11

Senator Stewart of Nevada says: '"The
fact is. the Senate mas always voted to
seat the man it liked and voted not to
seat the man it disliked; that is all there
is to it," According to Stewart. the SEN
ate is governed by personal preference,
and law and precedent and the boosted
dignity of that body are merely en-
ployed to hoodwinl the public.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11

has moved to spa
CiOuS quarters over
LYONS,
BROUGHTON AND
WHITAKER,
the Increased vol
umG Of business
neCesSitating this
move. This is a
centrally located
spot and the doc
tor will now be able
TO take care Of a
LARGER NUMBER
TlIRRI IlrDFTn
LEGAL NOTICES.


GEORGIA, CHATHAM COUNTY
To the Superior Court of said County: The
petition of Jennie A. Willink, Sallie W.
Anderson and Marie McGlashan Offut, all
of said state and county, respectfully
shows:
First. That they desire for, themselves,
their associates and sqceeSs9ls to become
incorporated as ,latichqritable institution
under the name and style of
THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL.
Second. The term for which petitioners
ask to be incorporated is fifty years with
the privilege of renewal at the end OF
that time. ptF
Third. The object and purposes Of the
proposed association are to provide a place
where sick children, who are unproyided
for, can have proper medical attention
(a). To establish when means permit a
training school for professional nurses.
(b). To have one or more pay wards for
children and to use the proceeds theretrom
for the purpose of building up the insIi-
tuition.
Wherefore your petitioners pray Tor
themselves and their legal successors TO
be made body corporate and polite, win
all the rights, privileges, immunites and
restrictions fixed by law.
JENNIE A. WILLINK.
SALLIE w. ANDERSON.
MARIE McGLASHAN OFFUTT.
l.. NJ. NORWOOD Atty. for Petitioners
Petition for incorporation filed in ONCE
this 18th day of November, 1899.
JAMES K. P. CARR,
Clerk S. c. c. c. Ga.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11

The New York Commercial the other day
reported a scarcity Of lambs. But it prob
ably had no reference to the Wan street
supply. The shearing there will no doubt
go on as vigorously as heretofore
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11

Goebel of Kentucky seems to be in the
position of the engineer hoist with his own
petar.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11
Nc MoRNING NEWs : pubIlshed |

Registered at the PostOfHee in savannah.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11
NOTICE TO DEBTORS AND CREDIT
ORS

4NOIIOII I y IDIII1l T N7IfF0 4A-'I0
ORS.
Georgia, Chatham County,-Nouee Is
hereby given to all persons having de,
mands against Othello Blue, late OF SAID
county, deceased, to present them to me-
properly made out, within the time pre-
scribed by law so as to show their chaI-
acter and amount; and all persons III
debted to said deceased are required u
make immediate payment to me-
Savannah, Ga, Nov. 2S. 1899
Othello Blue,
Administrator
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-12-11

MONDAY, DECEMBER II, 1899.
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

Rosa Bonheur said: Il have no pa
tience with women who demand the
right to think. II 1 had got up con-
vention to discuss what might be the
result OF my painting The Horse Fair.
do you suppose my own sex would
have decided in my favor7 No went
ahead and did my thinking and then
executed the work without asking &c
be recognized, and when the work
was done the picture was sold to man
for fortune, and the sex of the arts;
was not asked"
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

The income tax returns in Prussia
for 1898 show that there are 2, 126 per-
sons and 459 companies with an annual
income of between S23, SEQ and s2.s50.-
500. The highest income drawn by
any person has been declared to be in
the neighborhood OF 100000. There is
one company with an income Of about
$3.50 900 year and another the income
of which runs somewhat higher. The
total taxable income in the kingdom
in 1898 amounted to 6,774, ,937, sos
marks (the mark equaling 23s centsl
an increase of 6.2S per cent over the
preceding year. The average income
in the cities is 2,696.21 marks: in the
country. 1,175.3o marks. The highest
age among the cities is to be found
as in 1897, at Frankfort-on-Main, with
4,937.87 marks, with Bonn and Wies-
baden closely following. The average
in Berlin is 2.823.15 marks. The low
est average taxable income in the
cities Is to be found, as In 1897. at
Linden, Spandau, Bochum and Koe-
nigshuette. all below 1900 marks. The
number Of persons drawing . salary
Of 1900 marks and over has increased
ever 1887 By 500 per esAt
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

The laws delay is a proyerbial 81
lustratlon OF deferring a settlement
but a wheelman reports a prospective
procrastinatiun which matches it Re
ceiving his bicycle in a battered con-
dition at the end of railway journey.
the sarcastic baggageman thus de-
scribed the process OF obtaining salts
faction for damages: 7 will report II
TO the station agent, the station agent
Will report it to the general passenger
agent, the general passenger agent will
report 1t to the master of baggage, the
master OF baggage will report it to the
claim department. then it will go be
fore the directors. and in a few years
sir. you Will receive n call from the
counsel of the company asking you
what proof you have that the wheel
was not in the same condition wher
put aboard the train"
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

A woman notary public in Colorado
was recently married and sought legal
advice as to what name she should use
in the future officially. The attorney
general of the state has finally given
the gratifying opinion that she must
sign all documents as before her mar
riage. for he finds no law compelling
or even authorizing n woman to drop
her maiden name on the simple excuse
OF marriage. In fact, he says that there
is no authority for change of name.
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

Ninety thousand children were in
strdcted In sewing in the public
schools of New York city last year
The value OF such teaching. in incul-
eating neatness, precision and econo-
my. can be seen by a single contrast
What is that sharp thing with hole
at one end2" recently inquired gtri
at vacation school She had never
seen a needle before. What does your
mother do with your clothes wher
they have holes?'' asked the pstien;
teacher Throw them away, OF
course. What else could she do with
them"
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

Carlists are renewing their activity
in Spain. Their recent interval OF
quiet was probably due to the fact that
they were too much absorbed in the
Dreyfus trial to keep uP their mild
agitation about young Alfonso's throne
--or perhaps the latter is no longer re-
garded as the valuable piece of furni-
ture II once seemed 70 be.
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

When a man has one foot in the
grave he naturally objects TO getting
there with both feet"
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

Patience ceases to be virtue when
it is extended to rattlesnake-human
or reptilian.
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

Happiness may dote on herbs. but
tradition does not record that she often
fed with Nebuchadnezzar
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

A Connecticut doctor admits that he
kills incurable patients He's wise
doctor If that is the only kind he ever
kills,
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

Any nerve tonic is supposed to be .
steady drink
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

Some noyelists keep the prolosus
rolling a great deal too long
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

1t is more blessed to forgive than u
have TO be forgiven.
The Lamar register., 1899-10-11

1t is wise man who can always tell
when he isn't certain
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-11-14
The SMITH CASE.
1t is Being Tried This After
noon in County Court.
THE BRIBERY CASE
The Particular Case Now on
Trial. Change of Ve<
nue. Denied.
Especial to TELEGRAM

Montpelier, Nov. little great
conspiracy case of State VS. Geo. Smitl,
came up in county court this morning
and promises to be the most stubborn
ly contested trial of the term. States
Attorney r. A. IIoar is assisted by
Hon. Fred A. Rowland. The lawyers
for the defense are II. w. Scott, c.
II. Swazey, II. S. Stanton. The bri.
berry case was first called. The defense
at once made a move for a change OF
venue on the ground that the daily
papers in this county had given Sc
much publicity to the case that every
body had formed an opinion. Motion
denied as papers were Improperly
drawn. a continuance was then ask
ed that new papers could be drawn
and that the attorneys could properly
prepare the case. This was also denied
and the case commenced this afternoon
at two O'Clock.
The jury is now being drawn. All
the Barre and Montpelier jurymcr
were excused and the panelling will
not be completed until tomorrow.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-11-14
Postmaster Beware.

Bennington, Nov. 14.-Within about
a week several burglarics of postoliices
and county stores have taken place
within a radius of about 20 miles. The
first one was at North Pownal, follow
ed by the robbery of the post office at
Valley Falls and afterward in neigh
boring village. The last one was in
Salem, n. Y, Saturday morning, I'M
doubtcdly by the same parties that
have been doing them all. In every
instance the safe door has been blown
completely off. In the robbery at Sa-
lem only about So was secured.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-11-14
Picturesque Vermont.

Bennington, Nov. II. - James G.
Colgate of Colgate & Co., bankers OF
New York, has a large force of men
at work preparing for the erection OF
a summer residence next season on the
site of the one burned last February
this section and Mr.. Colgate will
cXpend about $50. 600 on the new one.
The first story will be Of granite and
the remainder of wood. The grounds
will also be considerably improved.
They comprise about 40 acres.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-11-14
Notice to WheeImen.

During the season of '99 we shall
continue to offer to riders and all
other persons, Henry & Johnson's Ar
MICA and Oil Liniment as the very
best remedy for bumps, bruises, gals,
scratches, cuts, strains, blisters, sore,
muscles, cramps, sunburn, pimples,
freckles, chapped hands or face, rheu-
matism, neuralgia, or any ailment re-
curing an external application.
Lady riders are especially pleased
with the Arnica and Oil Liniment, it
is SO clean and delightful to use. Sold
by all druggists at 25 cents per bottle,
one three times as large for so cents.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-11-14
NEW ADS. TO-DAY.

w. b. Hooker & Co.
w. +. Morse. Boots & Shoes.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-11-14
A GOOD LETTER
From the Clerk of the Circuit Court,

Ferdinand, Feb. %, 1896.
Mr.. j. George Suhrer, Druggist, City.
Dear George: PLEASE send bottle
of Chamberlain Cough Remedy. would not
feel easy if knew there was none of this val
liable remedy in the house. have given it Il
fair test and conider it one of the very best
remedies for Group that | have ever found.
One dose has always been sufficient, although
use it freely. Any cold my children may
have yields very readily to this medicine. l
can conscientously recommend it for Group
and colds in children. Yours respectfully,
Geo K. Wolf. Sold by E. A. Drown Il Co.
DeWitt's Little Early KIsers.
The famous little bills.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-11-14
Made Young Again.

Gone of DR. Kings New Life Pills each
night for two weeks has put me in my teens
again writes ID. II. Turner of Dempseytown,
Pa, They're the best in the world for Liver,
Stomach and Bowels. Purely vegetable.
NeTer grippe. Only Doc at the Parlor Drng
Store.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-11-14
THE ATTRACTIONS
THE BLUE FRONT
STORE ON DEPOT SQUARE ARE THE


Plenty of Bargains awaiting arrival for Saturday. November
Saturday for the good things we have advertised for
children will sell to them
golas would and they bring anything that does
We will do either other
money All tlronged
waiting till late
hardly waiting the buyers
could
big rush in the afternoon and evening" Come tomorrow as early the day
Shall be better able
Overcts listers Refers Shoes Underwear Hosiery Mems Cardigan
Jackets Sheep Skin Lined with rubber mternct Plain
Blanket lined combined. BIG
Mems Young and Boys Trousers Refers, OVcrNmts,
Gloves, Mitens. Big line Men and Boys
C1lidcnS Underwear Ready
made Flanenee Wrappers &c. short everything
for the and the boys and furnish
goods ALL offered low
prices to induce buying.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1899-01-12
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

GF'rom the New York Press.1
Fatness smothers sentiment.
II
The --LATEST thing is old virtue gone
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