New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-02-01
An hour spent with comrade Major
I. Bowler, in the Office and laboratory

cape his vigilance. w. s. Eberman, the
chemist, has been in the laboratory sew
eral years and has proved his competen-
cy. His work gave us enlarged views
upon the subject of food adulteration.
It has grown to immensity, and unless it
can be got rid Of, will eventually en-
bitter the lives of the race. The laws
prohibiting food adulteration cannot be
too severe and their rigid enforcement
is of more importance than that of al
most any others. Preston Republican.
o. Hensel, of New Ulm, who was in the
city this week willie on his way to South
Dakota to look up a location to start q
brick yard, was persuaded, by Messrs
Street, Schandera and Morton, to send for
his instruments and make thorough test
of the clay around this city. He was out
yesterday and is at work to day also. He
is an experienced brickmaker and potter,
and it might be a good idea for the vii
lage to give the gentleman some substan-
tial lnducement to engage in the enter
prise at this place. A good yard would
be of much benefit to the town and sur
rounding country. -Lamberto Star.
A country editor puts the old ques-
ton in new shape, and says to his sub
scriber: "Brother, don't stop your paper
just because you don't agree with the
editor. The last cabbage you sent US
didn't agree with US either, but we did
not drop you from our subscription list
on that account" -Stillwater Gazette
Lunatic (n dreary monotonc): 81 can
not quo it on over my head :; I cannot put
1t in my pocket; cannot wear it on my
feet. It will not stand on the shelf, and
there is no loop to hang it up by. 1t can
not be lamp shade, horse-cloth or a
chest protector. It does not look like
bag; it is not a smoking cap. 1t can
not be cover fol- ham; it Is not Arr
r-r.r!' AZ.
Visitor Tin asylum): "This is indeed a
sad case" ~.' .@t. -~. ',>-~ S..
Keeper: eyes, sir, one OF the saddest
that ever came under my observation.
This young man was but little while
ago possessed of an unusually brilliant
intellect, and mind of truly remarka-
bic depth and grasp. He delved deep in
science and solved ahstruse problems in
astronomy with ease. Psychology was
to him little luore than recreation, and
|, metaphysics a mere pastime. But a
young lady gave him birthday present
of her own making, and IN trying to
determine the name and use of 1t lie was
reduced to his present condition"
The Irish captain was inspecting his
troop in the rear, and noticed that prl-
vate had neglected to wash his ears and
neck. s.. .. .~.-
"You dirty fellow" said he, "you
haven't washed your face behind.s Turn
round and look at yourself, sir!''
"Hawkins is very fond of his horse
isn't he?" ,"7 @ 1'E@S a. # Z.
"Why, no; he hates him."
"That's queer. / saw him riding il
the park the other day, and he had hi
arms about the animals neck."
Little Ethel-mamma, what does il
rain for2
Mcs. De Homely- make the trees
and grass grow, and everything grow
pretty.
Little Ethel-Then, why doesn't il
rain on Bridget?
! / guess hobson will draw the line a
kissing the Filipino girls.
| Why so2
They have SO much lip surface thai
you have to kiss them four times befor.
they notice it. Cleveland Plain Dealer
/ Even in geography the beneicien
plans ct nature appear, remarked MI
Potndexter.
/ Do they? asked Mr.. Perkaste.
Well, consider for yourself the result
if the canaries were near cat island
Detroit Journal.
To get the best bill-of- fare for ynn
hens in winter to insure plen., Of eggs
hear Mrs. Tilson at tn. late Farmer
Institute. 5.
A man that wants his wife to trembl
with pleasure aud delight at his home