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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24
LOST.
PERSONAL.

a VALUABLE BOOK FREE, TELLl~G
you about a remarkable prescription
that, when used in milk, is carried
through the entire system, destroying all
diseases of the blood, skin, nerves, bones
and flesh. 1t tells you the secret of cur
ing many diseases almost without cost.
Address Drs. Forden, Pratt & Co., Ia
Dor Opera House blk. Denver. Colo.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

FOR RENT - LARGE FURNISHED
front room. with board 4l2 West Park
street Butte.
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OCULISTS.

DIR. 7. A GRIGG.
OCULIST.
Practice limited to Eye, Ear. Nose,
Throat and Chest. Office postoffice build
ing, rs East Broadway, Butte. Mont.
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HELP WANTED-MALE.

N--.-o---~--.>------- ----~eS----~-.--.-r0-N->
PEOPLES EMPLOYMENT BUREAU,
phone 2O5, room p Owsley blk, Butte.
Wanted, ranch men: 10 waitresses
girls for country; tirst-class girls for
general work, wages $25, $50; woman
cook. SEQ. for country; teamsters, laundry
girls and housckccpers.
WANTED-MEN TO LEARN BARBER
trade 5000 monthly guaranteed after
weeks practice; can place 500 graduates
on palace trains, hospitals or city shops
at once. Write to-day for catalogue.
Moler's Barber College. Minneapolis,
MINI.
WANTED-FAITHFU PERSONS To
travel; salary. straight, no more no less.
$50 and EXPENSES; reference: inclose self
addressed envelope. A. ]. Munson, Sec'y,
Caxton bldg. Chicago.
WANTED-TWO SHOEMAKERS ON
repairing; must be first-class. O'Rourke
Shoe Co. % n Wyoming, Butte
WANTED-A barber; steady position
Box 1885, Livingston, Mont.
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FOR RENT-FURNISHED ROOMS FOR
light housekeeping, 10t Idaho alley,
Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

WE BUY, SELL, EXCHANGE. PACK,
ship, repair move and store furniture.
Butte Exchange Furniture Co., j. Chau-
win, Agent, AZ w. Broadway. Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

FOR RENT-FURNISHED ROOMS,
single or en- suite; electric light and
bath. 800 w Broadway, Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

FOR RENT-CHEAP, . FURNISHED
rooms for housekeeping. ll9 w. Broad
way, Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24
FOR sALE-MIsCEL
FOR sA1E-THE BOULDER FLUMF

FOR SALE-ONE IMPROVED SINGER
sewing machine. new. II. f. Oechsei,
under Shermans restaurant, Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

FOR SALE-BAR FIXTURES FOR 500,
half cash, balance on time. Inquire
KlOndyke house, 80 f. Park. Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

FOR REMITTANCE; 1915 PER MONTH
house full of dodgers. 9O4 Utah ave.
Butte.
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CHIROPODIST.

"a
FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
Chiropodist and manicurng. Bee Hive,
Butte room SO
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

mess, care Standard, Butte.
WANTED-COOKS MATTRESSES AND
girls for housework for out Of town.
Butte Employment Office. 121 n. Main.
GIRL WANTED TO DO DINING ROOM
work and chamberwork; s25 a month.
Grand Restaurant, Philipsburg, Mont.
WANTED-COMPETE GIRL FOR
general homework; good cook. Apply
Gas S. Wyoming, Butte.
EMPLOYMENT OFFICE. 4O6 e. PARK,
Anaconda. Nine. Young, Proprietor.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24
MISCELLANEOUS.

THERE is MONEY IN JUNK IF YOU
sell it to the right house. We are pay
ing more for copper, brass zinc, rags, old
iron and rubber than any other dealer.
Blumkin Hide & Junk Co., corner Plati-
mum and Ohio. Box CAS- Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

ONE PHAETON. ONE BUGGY. BOTH
nearly new; also one surrey. for sale.
Apply r. Rutter South Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

WANTED4 OR 5-ROOM MODERN
house, west of Montana st. Address
Cash. care Standard, Butte.
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HELP WANTED-FEMALE.

WANTED-A YOUNG LADY TO TRAY
el with gentleman to California in good
paying business; no triffers. Address Bus
mess care Standard, Butte.
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WANTED-AGENTS.

AGENTS WANTED IN MONTANA TO
sell the patent ink eraser; some agents
make $40 day; no experience necessary;
it sells itself. For particulars address A.
l.. White, General Agent, Missoula, Mont.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

FOR RENT-FURNISHED ROOMS FOX
housekeeping. 53l kemper ave, Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

FIVE AGENTS WANTED TO SELL
family laundry. Address Box 55S, Mis-
soula
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

FOR SALE-FURNISHIN OF FIVE
room house cheap. house for rent; West
side. 7. w. Standard, Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

FOR RENT-FURNISHED HOUSE
keeping rooms 800 Z. Park. Butte.
THREE NICELY FURNISHED HOUSE
keeping rooms. $40 w. Park, Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

OLD RELIABLE CHIMNEY SWEEP,
at the Butte Messenger office N. Main.
MRS. ]. FRIEND, DRESSMAKER; AC-
cordeon pleating. 126 S. Arizona, Butte.
CoNFIDEN rIAL-3l7 ARIZONA; HOME
in confinement Mrs. Karstedt, midwife.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

Cash. care Standard, Butte
WANTED-TO BUY SECONDHAND
furniture and books 80 w. Park Butte
WANTED--HORSES TO PASTURE. IN
aure at l26 S. Arizona St, Butte.
WANTED - SECONDHAND GOODS.
Oechsll. 1874 w. Park ST.. Butte.
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RANCH FOR SALE. BITTER ROOT
Valley-160 acres, 4-room frame house.
barn and granary 30x60. and other out
buildings; 80 acres in cultivation. good wa
ter right miles from town. For particu-
lars write E A Winstanley Missoula.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

FOR SALE-BAKERY, BEST LOCA-
ton in city: 12S w. Park st. Inquire 6o5
w. Park, Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

FOR SALE-THROUGHOUT THE BIT
ter Root valley. lay. grain and fruit
farms; our list includes soma of the best
bargains ever offered in Bitter Root lands.
we are prepared TO send you descriptions
of 40 different tracts. with prices from
$500 to s120 900. Inquire of Ravaui County
Abstract Co.. Hamilton. Mont.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24
Ass AYERS.

NJ. Z. MAYER. Assayer-Samples by
mail or express will receive prompt and
careful attention. Gold and silver bullion
a speciality. No. 10 W. Park ST.. Butte
P. O. Box SIG.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

FOB SALE-2S0 ACRES FINE FARM
land, with good water and first-class i'm
provements. including growing crop,
farming machinery, horses and cattle, on
liberal terms. Address Noise Tetreault.
Frenchtown. Mont.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

TWO NICELY FURNISHED HOUSE
keeping rooms at 316 s. Idaho, Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24
FOR RENT-HOUSES

FOR RENT-COTTAGE 4 ROOMS; bath,
electric light, steel range, heater,
shades. linoleum. II. ]. Blume, Is w.
Park Butte.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-24

FOR SALE-SIX LOTS IN PARK ADDI-
ton; set with small fruits and fruit
trees; price $3.50. Address John Woodland.
Mssoula.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15
"rM ONE OF EARLYs BRIGADE"

kcew his father, the president, during
the civil war, where he was one of the
bravest generals. He was certainly un-
lucky in many things, but very lucky
in not being killed. He frequently led
forlorn hopes or maintained desperate
defenses in which the loss of life was
appalling, but he came out without a
scratch. He told me once of an expert
ence in the Lynchburg campaign which
l shall never forget.
"The unionists had been outnum-
bered and probably outmaneuvered, and
were falling back, pursued by the. con-
federates. Hayes was ordered to hold
the enemy in check in a narrow valley
until the artillery and supply wagons
were safe. He promptly intrenched
himself and erected barricades of logs
and stone fences. He had Gen. Hast
ings to hold one side of the gorge and
Maj. William Mckinley, now president,
TO hold the center. The night wore on
and soon the firing began.
Suddenly Gen. Hayes saw men
wounded and staggering in front of one
Of his barricades, ard in the darkness
took them for his own soldiers. He or.
dered the firing to cease, and ran him.
self out Of the line to save them as far
as he could. A few feet from cannon
he heard a man moaning. He picked
him up and carried him within the lines
and said gently in the dark:
"'My boy, what regiment do you be-
long to?'
"The man gasped: I'm one of Ear
ly's brigade
The general had run into a body OF
confederate troops, and had he been
known the history of the republic might
have been changed."-Chicago Inter
Ocean.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15
SOCIAL DELIGHTS
what One Experiences Sometimes
While Engaging In the Game
of whist.

This is what Detroit whist player Is
willing 10 take oath took place at party
where he was doing his level best for a
prize:
The large lady, his partner, gave the
right sleeve OF her shirt waist hitch, NUT
tered under her breath and then said to
the other lady: Look at that, now. It's
all eskew and so annoying. don't care who
you go to or how much you pay, it's always
the same way. Did you signal for trump,
or was it the other hand"
"That sleeve lost US three tricks" con-
tinued the complainant. Then the other
lady wanted recipe for making chow
chow picklelily or something Of that sort.
OF course, my accommodating partner went
right to reeling it of, playing king to my
ace when she had three spot, revoked on
another suit, led right into the enemy'a
strength, and then had the nerve 10 ask
me if saw anywhere that she could have
bettered her play. Say, / wanted to boil
her in oil.
Il tried to keep from turning red, saying
anything sarcastic or swearing a little, and
succeeded reasonably well.
"Then she went to telling about new
hat her neighbor had bought. She tool
two five spots at heavy cost, and theI
eonsoled me with half-screaming explana
tion that she had been playing pedro the
night before and had lapsed into it agar
without thinking. | never behaved better
in my life, feigned sudden illness, got away
and made things blue for two blocks. Aftel
/ was gone she told the opposition that
played very stupid game. Detroit Fret
| Press.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15
DEWEY'S FIRE.
How the Admiral ERectunIly
Quenched n Threatened Blaze
on shipbOard in 'O5.

President Brown, of Norwich uniyer-
sity, the military school at Mortified,
VT, was formerly naval officer, and
is a warm friend of Admiral Dewey.
He receY -ly told the story of an anus
ing experience which fell to the lot
of Admiral Dewey while he was serv-
ing as executive officer of the Colorado
at the close of the civil war.
"a new officer on board a ship" said
President Brown, ''is put through a
course Of spouts' by the 'jackies'-
the common sailors-who are pretty
skillful at that sort of hazing. 1t is
often disagreeable and embarrassing
for the new officer, but the sailors usu-
ally manage it so cleverly that they
keep within the regulations.
zone of the rules on board ship is
that the men shall not carry matches.
A lantern is kept burning for the con-
venience Of smokers.
"As young Dewey came on deck early
one morning one of the Colorado's
toughest characters said to a shipmate
who vas confined with him in the brig,
or ships prison. in tone loud enough
for Dewey's ear:
"'Bill, I've got some matches in my
pocket, and I've blamed good notion
to burn this old ship under his feet
dewey didn't say word, but,imme-
diately turned on his heel and rang the
fire-bell, at the same time calling out
Fire in the brigl'
"Such an alarm, so early in the morn
ing, before the men had tumbled out
of their quarters, was unwelcome, but
in few seconds the decks swarmed
with half-dressed sailors, who manned
the four powerful flre-nozzles which
protected the brig.
"Of course Dewey. as executive officer
directed the streams. and in few mo
mente two very wc;. very cold, very
much disgusted and half-drowned sail
ors were bowling for mercy.
"Dewey shouted: Fire outl Make Sc
cure!' Then he turned to the dripping
sailors, and said: I guess those matches
Of yours are too wet to do muck dam
! age now youths Companion
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15

There is more Catarrh in this section OF
the country than all other diseases put to-
gether, and unsil the last few years was
supposed to be incurable. For a great many
years doctors pronounced it local disease,
and prescribed local remedies, and by con:
stantly failing to cure with local treatment,
pronounced it incurable. Science has proven
catarrh to be constitutional disease, and
therefore requires constitutional treatment.
GSs Has CStaFEh T CTpe, ,d na19t?ctured mh by En-
constitutional cure on the market. 1t il
taken internally in doses from 10 drops to O
teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system. They
offer one hundred dollars for any case il
fails to cure. Send for circulars and testi
monials. Address F. j. Cheney & Co., To
ledo, o. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15
INTO THE ENEMY's RANKS.
How General Rutherford b. Hayes
Got Into n TIcklIsh situation
and Out Again.

An interesting war story was told re-
Gently by man who took part in a
meeting on board the steamer Sylvia
coming from Porto Rico to New York.
The chief speaker in the party was Maj.
Webb G. Hayes, son of the late presi-
dent, who has been recently made lieu
tenant colonel of the Thirty-frst in
fantry. Beside him sat Capt. Paget, the
British military attache, and third
was a western newspaper man. They
had been speaking of luck in war, and
the major remarked:
II don't know whether Pm lucky or
unlucky. I've been in number of bat
ties and in every one I've been wound.
ed or had my horse wounded. None Of
my wounds, however, has been grave
enough to disable me permanently"
Capt. Paget, who has witnessed OF
taken part in 20 wars, said: II suppose
that I'm rather lucky, because I've had
very much the same experience and am
alive to-day, while most of my old col
leagues have passed away"
The western editor spoke up: "In
the majors case think it's heredity.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15
To Los Angeles and Southern Cali
fOrnin.

Every Friday night, at l0:35 p. m, a
through Tourist Car for Los Angeles and
Southern California, leaves the Chicago,
Milwaukee & st. Paul Railway Union Pas
Senger Station, Chicago, via Omaha, Col
orado Springs and Salt Lake City, for all
points in Colorado, Utah, Nevada and CAL
ifornia.
In addition to the regular Pullman por-
ter, each car is accompanied by an intelli.
gent, competent and courteous courier"
who will attend to the wants of passengers
en- route. This is an entirely new feature
Of tourist car service and will be appreci-
ated by families or by ladies travelling
alone. Particular attention is paid to the
care Of children, who usually get weary on a
long journey.
These tourist cars are sleeping cars sup
piled with all the accessories necessary to
make the journey comfortable and pleasant,
and the berth rate leach berth will accom-
modate two persons) is only $500 from Chi
cago to California. Ask the nearest ticket
agent for a tourist car folder, or address Geo.
H. Heaford, General Pass. and Ticket
Agent, Chicago, H.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15
went through me when after II months
7 heard the guard call il out.

went through me when after IL months
Iheard the guard call il out.
"When l got out of that prison and
saw once more the skies above me and
felt once more the sunlight and the
fresh air ara md me, l was the hap
piest man in the world, and can say
to-day that though / have had many
blessings in my life, and have many
things for which to be thankful, the
happiest day l ever spent was the day
/ was liberated from Libby prison
81 have nephew who was with the
Tenth Pennsylvania at Manila, and
when he came home asked him how
he liked soldering.
"'It was awful, Uncle John he said
1T was simply awful. They treated us
well and fed us the best they could, but
the meat was not always as fresh as II
might be, and some of the other food
could have been improved on
II had 20 laugh AT that. These men
who, believe, are just as brave as any
of us were, complain because their meat
Is not always fresh.
"Wby, in tho army Of the Potomac
don't believe we had beef three times
year, and even when we did get il
itlwasnot always recognizable.
''No. the boys who went out to this
Spanish war were brave enough, nc
doubt, but after all is said and done
they were feather-bed' soldiers,
"When they have four or five men
killed they call It battle. II We .didn't
have half a dozen men killed before
breakfast we concluded that the 'rcbs
had oversight themselves. =
sand, besides that, these boys had nc
Libby Observation-Disclosures Press.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15
IN LIBBY PRISON DAYS.
When the Hardships of warfare
Were Such M Are Not
known Now.

John j. Walker, who is now justice
of the peace and police magistrate in
Williamsburg, Pa, enlisted in the Sew
enth Pennsylvania volunteers, but later
Joined the One Hundred and Thirty
ninth, in which he was captain of COM
pany E.
esquire McMullen was in the body
guard Of Gen. Patterson when we first
marched toward Philadelphia" he said,
"and shall never forget one remark
he made.
we were crossing the Potomac,
when NcMullen turned around and
shouted to us: Boys, if you can't get
any horses here in Maryland you had
better go back to Philadelphia
II served considerably over four
years in the army, was at Antietam,
Gettysburg and the Wilderness, but
must say that no experience that i had
in any battle can compare with the hor-
ror Of the II months spent in Libby
prison.
II was captain of company E in the
Wilderness, and some of us had man
aged TO get little too far ahead.
ut was in the second days fight, and
the rebs, after wounding a good many
of us-and unfortunately was one of
that number-managed to cut us off
from our comrades and make us pris-
oners.
"We, none of us, knew exactly what
was going to become of us, but finally
/ was sent to Libby prison.
mo man who did not live through
that hell can realize the horror of it;
no man can have enough command Of
language to express what we went
through.
"When went into that prison was
a big, strong man and weighed 1872
pounds; when / came out IL months
later 1 weighed 1T and was physical
wreck.
"There were about $500 of us in the
place at the time, and the famous tun-
mel through which some escaped was
built while / was there.
"All of the meR unfortunately, could
not be trusted. They were vi members
of the union army, but some were trai-
tors, and if they had learned of the
work that was being done on that tun-
mel would Immediately have betrayed
the conspirators and delivered them
up.
ut was pretty anxious time for
those of us who were in the secret.
.Discovery meant certain death for
all of us, but to stay where we were
seemed also to be death, and so we had
as we thought, simply choice between
two evils.
"When the tunnel was finished The
men drew lots and those who were
lucky enough were permitted to joir
the escaping party.
my luck was against me, and wal
compelled to remain where was.
Each morning the guards used tc
come in and announce the men who bad
been exchanged by calling out theil
numbers and leading them out.
my number was 2ls, and never il
my life shall I forget the thrill that
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15
Winter in the south.

The season approaches when ones
thoughts turn toward place where the in.
conveniences Of Northern winter may be
escaped. No section of this country offers
such ideal spots as the Gulf Coast on the
line Of the Louisville & Nashville Railroad
between Mobile and New Orleans. 1t pos
sesses mild climate, pure air, even temper.
ature and facilities for hunting and fishing
enjoyed by no other section. Accommoda.
tions for visitors are first st,cass, and can be
secured at moderate prices. The L. & N.
r. r. is the only line by which it can be
reached in through cars from Northern
cities. Through car schedules to all points
in Florida by this line are also perfect.
Write for folders, ETC., to jackson Smith, D.
p. A., Cincinnati, o.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15

Every reader of this paper should give
special heed to the offers which are appear
ing from week to week by the John NJ.
Smyth Co., the mammoth mail order house
of Chicago. In this issue will be found their
advertisement Of thoroughly up-to-date,
first-class sewing machine, at the astound-
ingy low price Of $l4.25. Coming as this Of.
fer and other offers do from house with a
commercial rating Of over one million dol.
lars, and of the highest character, they mark
an opportunity that the shrewd buyer will
not be slow to take advantage Of. The John
M. Smyth Co., $50 to 1865 West Madison
street, will send their mammoth catalogue,
in which is listed at wholesale prices every
thing to eat, wear and use, on receipt Of
only 10 cents to partly pay postage or ex
pressage, and even this 10 cents is allowed or
| first purchase amounting to one dollar.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15

Henry A. salzer, Manager Of the
John A. salzer Seed Co., La Crosse,
Wis, also President Of the Idaho Gold
Coin Mining and Milling Co., is in luck.
They have recently struck wonderful
deposit Of gold on their properties. As
@ result the stock of the Gold Coin Co.
has doubled in value. Many Of the
patrons of the John A. salzer Seed Co.
are owners Of Gold Coin Stock. The
mines are located in the Seven Devil
District, Idaho.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15
From baby in the High Chair

to grandma in the rocker Grain-0 0 is good for
the whole family. 1t is the long-desired sub
stitute for coffee. Never upsets the nerves
or Injuries the digestion. Made from pure
and appearance of the best coffee at the
price. It is a genuine and scientific article
and is come to stay. 1t makes for health
and strength. Ask your grocer for Grain-0.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15
True "a Nature,

She-What good picture!
He-No, it isn't. was not well, and
looked like an idiot that morning.
She (ntently studying the photograph
Well, It looks exactly ike you, anyway
Judge.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15

The Rock Island Playing Cards are the
slickest you ever handled One pack will be
sent by mail on receipt of Is cents in stamps.
A money order or draft for so cents or same
in stamps will secure 4 packs, and they will
besent BY express, charges prepaid. Address,
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15
In Old MiasOurI.

Mrs. Goodwin-Here's a quarter, poor
man. But tell me, pray, what ever brought
you to this miserable state?
Dusty Rhoades-Me autermobeel, ma'am
/ was tourin' trough Iowa, an | axerdent
ly stray'd d across de line, see?-Chicago Even
ing News,
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-11-15

Snarley-They're a bad family. The ia
ther plays the stock market and the son
the races.
Yow-You'd think they were virtues il
you heard the daughter play the piano.
Syracuse Herald.