The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-12-06
THE WAY TO PROPOSE.
What the Maiden and the Matron
Had to Sny About 1t.

Had to Suy About 1t.
Il never could accept Il proposal from
q man unless the conditions were lust
right" said the romantic maiden
thoughtfully.
"Of course not" replied the matter
Of fact matron. lie must be the right
man In the first place. and lie must pro
pose in the second. Those are the con-
ditions that must be always just right
before any sensible girl will think OF
marriage"
"Oh, don't mean that" returned the
maiden. "He must know how to pro-
pose. Do you know, believe if were
really in love with man and he didn't
propose properly should reject him"
when 1t comes to proposals OF mar
riage,' replied the matron. with de-
cision, ANY way is the right way"
"Oh. no, 1t isn't" asserted the maid
en-. "The surroundings must be appro-
PIRATE. Everything must be in har-
mony. If my Prince Charming proposes
TO me III the house, lie must be In
dress suit, and lie must be earnest but
dignified. There must be a certain ease
and elegance OF manner and his words
must conform to his actions. If he
proposes to me in the woods or OH the
lawn, he may be in negligcc attire, out
ing costume or something like that.
ana he may then be more impassioncd
anu vehement IN his declarations. Bat
never could accept man in ncgli..cc
costume who proposed IN the house"
Don't you be too sure about it." re-
turned the matron.
"Oh. but am" said the maiden. 81
havcfigurcd all out very carefully. The
scene must make n perfect picture 1t
would just kill the romance If 1t didn't.
and couldn't possibly accept him
And his words and tone! Both must
breathe love and yet be in conformity
with all the surroundings"
1--WE known lots Of girls who thought
that" said the matron reiiectlyeiy.
"And 1t didn't happen that way?"
mo; hardly"
"But in your case?"
The matron sighed.
II had the same idea" she said Mt
last II pictured some quiet nook. the
birds twittering, the sun shining
brightly and all the world joyous as
he poured we'll rounded sentences
throbbing with love into my ear. Or
else saw him sinking OH one knee in
front of the divan upon which was
sitting and looking me straight In the
eyes with a long. lingering look Of
love. while he said: oh. adorable one,
be mine! Say that this is not to be
world Of Stygian darkness for me, but
that the sunlight Of true love shall
shine ever brightly as we go through
life hand In hand!"
ooh. beautiful! Lovelyw cried the
maiden. That's just the way I've
pictured it. And when your Prince
Charming did come what did he sayY
The matron sighed again.
''He was taking me home under an
umbrella In rainstorm." she explain
ed. Il wns wet, and he was wet. My
hair was stringy, and there was mud
on his trousers, and we were altogether
two of the most unprepossessing look
ing mortals you ever saw. When he
was about to leave me at the door, he
suddenly exclaimed. Say, I'd like to
carry that umbrella over you oil the
time
"'WhatY said In some surprise.
"'Oh. to put 1t in plain words he
snid, let's get married. How about
it?'"
"How dreadfulr' exclaimed the
maiden.
wasn't it?'
"Such an inappropriate place and
time!
Eyes, indeed"
"And such prosaic words"
'Alost prosaic.'
"Oh, couldn't accept man under
those circumstances"
"If he was the right man. you would,
nevertheless
"Oh, couldn't do 1t possibly" pro-
tested the maiden. "I'd feel that I'd
lost half my life. why, In case like
that he couldn't even fold you in his
arms and all that when you said d.
"Wait q minute" interrupted the
matron. "Not SO fast. You'll know n
lot more about men than you do now
when you accept one, no matter how.
when or where il may be. There are
some features of the occasion they new
er overlook, but don't you build your
hopes too high on everything else be-
ing in harmony."-New York Sun.