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The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-12-29
FISH THAT Talk.
Curious Sounds Uttered by Some Of
the DenIzens Of the Ocean,

the 0enIzens Of the Ocean.
Fish that utter sounds are by no
means rare, but they are not Often
seen or heard by those not in the fish.
ing business. Some years ago. in the
Gulf or Mexico, a small, highly-colored
nsh known as the haemulon was haul
ed In. The moment it appeared above
the surface 1t opened 1t mouth and be-
gan to grunt and groRn so loudly that
the attention of the entire party was
attracted to 1t. The sounds could be
heard from end to the other of the
slxty-ton schooner One of the fisher.
men held the fish in amazement for
Few moments and then was so con-
vlnced that it was talking and begging
for liberty that It was tossed over
board. The giZaId shad utters note
that can be heard some distance, and
the eel is said to make a noise that
comes nearer to being musical than
any other made by fish. The loudest
sound made by fish came from a
small doglish. or shark, on the New
England coast The fishermen were
hauling them in by the Dozen and as
each fish came out of the water it ut.
tered a loud croak, and kept it up as
several were ON 6,cl- the oir wos fnii
OF barking, or crOdking.
The d,n,,6sn 80 o3o of tho fov
fishes whosn sounds aro beard vbile
thew are i'm Mo Uatn- Thn Lotto Cnan,
Ger r Raird ~ Tho C1,;thsouian In.
stitution msdo e1,Io intoras+ines a,.
perimonts Win than, md in n re,ort
described tho stra,,.,o eo,Ind, tt,at
came mn from tho bo+tor, 10 nod tbe
irnression ~ tLo fsI ,,oro diroctiv
on the botton, NJ t5a ',,asScl and were
IN some wov e+ril,i,,,, II. h,,t tbis WIS
found m Ma rnietal-c rho fieb ware
in \ school como foot hollow the snr.
face ami v.aro in Ill ,rol,,ri1itI, vol.
inc tho sonnd nv et,f,.it,e. tboir no..
yngaal tooth tcoa.ls.. rho sounds
produced Inv those f.b have often had
sinclair eYact urn1 snnnrstitious
seamen. who saw omens in the wierd
noises
ANY one who hos elen+ IN small
boat with his oars a rav. inrbes from
the watar has beard s+raora cr5ci,iinq
sounds sometimes Tbev anneared
like q series of crac,,s or plac.ric
sbocLs h,t What cra,t,,uos r,,sdncad
in
An i, ~ ,,,o..t ....,.,,,,o,,lo ~ an
soT7d ,,.,d,,oirn 49, =. fo,.,d -
SIi,'a = o''', ~ 90 $50 ocout 81 it 90
-. hoar, -, ~ ioS+ IVhito
- IA pri+faI, NJ. IL 49,, -, -
In s,,,o e,,ooial 7,.o,.l, ~ +bo o,t,..,oo
oP a river prosaptIy stranoo so.,nds
bar9n m ha ko9rd rl,,,i,,l. rn fror, tbe
bottom Tbev rava descrihad as re-,
semhifno tho cIan.,inrr of hollis and the
heatin,r ~ drnn,s rho mon wnra de-.
noraIi1ed and a+rrib,tad tba noise to
SHIRTS # being gaid tasi n crew Of
nIrotes had GONE down ..era but the
pfTicors wara convirred maj tha noise
was caused by some sea animals. and
Investigation showed that it came
from a school of fish that made the
sounds by clapping their teeth to-
gether.
The great Australian lung fish. so
called because when under water 1t
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-12-29
"A every uay ruuu'hg.

An excellent everyday pudding may
No made with a cupful of fruit Juice
az a foundation. Bring to the boiling
noint one cupful Of water and one cup.
III Of fruit Juice. Dissolve three
tablespoon fuls of cornstarch In Ut
tle cold water, stir iEto the boiling
sirup and cook ten minutes, Add one
half saftspoon of salt aud sugar to
make of tho sweetness required. The
nmantity. of course, depends upon the
fairness of the fruit used. Beat the
whites of three eggs until foamy. but
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-12-29
Lonn Trains for Brides.

French brides are now wearing very
long dresses, indeed, almost Court
trains and over their heads tulle wells
reaching to the ground in front, and
being nearly as long as the train be-
ain1 French bri never wear any
mi. but dresses nj III to tie hroat.
WI. ncr cui. ore o' b.. stuff itself, or
.tIr..f g.. ,..tss, t.t- 's.H.7
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-12-29
Gum Caused PARALYSIS.

Miss Lettie Sutzman, of Goshen.
Ind. recently suffered from a peculiar
affection due to chewing gum The
young woman who is a student in the
high school, was an inveterate chewer
OF gum, and noticed that the left side
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-12-29

There is no denying that the compe-
tition of underpai1 women has been a
great injury to mems wages; but scold-
ing at the women will not help the
matter. Organization will dosomething.
Let parents be educated to see that no
girl is fully equipped for marriage I'M
less she is mistress Of some trade by
which she can earn living for her
self and her children II she should be
left a widow. This will lessen the over
supply of unskilled labor. Let women
who are assured Of a support be edu-
Gated to see the wrong that they do II
they offer their labor for less than the
market price. Let husbands be educa-
ted to realize that the wife is partner
in the matrimonial firm who contri-
butes cash value. If she does not con-
tribute cash, and that she IS entitled
to some regular share of the family in
come to spend as she chooses. There
are thousands of married women work.
ing for wares to-day (mostly atsewing,
knitting, worsted work, and other such
things as can be done in odd moments
at home), who would never hive
thought Of doing it If their husbands
had realized this simple fact. Let any
fair-minded man put himself In his
wifes place. Let him consider how he
would feel If he could never get any
spending money except in one or two
ways-either by asking his wife for 1t,
and satisfying her that he was going
TO make a wise use Of 1t or else by
earning it outside of bis regular busi-
ness Would he not sell every string of
trout he could catch during his hoi-
DAYS. even If he dig interfere with the
profits Of the professional fisherman?
The average woman is in just that
nosition. Her regular business is tax
Ing care of a house and family II en-
sures her supper, but no spen ing
money. There is a legitima WI III
every human hear for the unqdes-
toned control of some amount Of mon
ey. however small To get It she must
oarr If outside of lar regular business,
and naturally she g,ire every conceiV-
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-12-29

W NJ K. r. Trains East Leave Brucevilc
757 \. M,-Bluc Mountain Express for Union
Bridge, Sew Windsor West
minister Glyndon, Owing g
Mill, Sudbrook Park and Bal
umOre.
$50 M For Union Bridge, Westminster,
GlyudGn, Baltimore and in
tcrmcdiatc stations
344 y. N. For baltimore and intermediate
stations.
*533P. M--Fast Mail for Union Bridge, New
Windsor. Westminster. Gym
don, Owing'S Mills, Sudhrook
Park and Baltimore
Sundays only, leave Brucevlle for Balti-
more and Intermediate stations at 60 Il N.
Leave Frederick T. IL X. daily except sun
ay) for baltimore at 20 a. m. 800 n. IN, $50
"A. m, 3 90 Gnd }. ~ p. IN.
Leave Baltimore " NJ. II. X. DAILY except
Sunday for Frederick, AT S.ll a. M. and 3 =
and 0l p. IN.
tDaily All others daily except Sunday
j NJ. HOOD, b H.GRISWOID.
Gen'l Manage" Gen. Pass Agt.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-12-29
CURRITO and CASpARD.
To the Farmers Of Frederr
lex County.
A Rare Chance. to Improve Your Stock.
Breed Only to the Best.
Strive to Get Size, Style and Speed.

GOOD HORSES ALWAYS IN DEMAND.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-12-29
Bound to Depart.

A youthful Stockton man rusheI %
oatch a river boat for San Francisco
hut was about two minutes late Inc
steamer was six feet out as ne reacn,
ed the dock. He swung his grip aboard
end Jumping, caught a rope and
~nst and held fast. Everybody imag-
ined he had fallen in. The captain;
n rneT over the sidS, saw his intrepid
passenger. Here, you, ne s nuor d.
"by Jimmy crickets, don't you Ley ey1 h.u ~
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-12-29
WESTERN MARYLAND TRAINS (WEsT) LEAVE
BltUCFyILIE

BEUCFYILIE.
COS A. M.-Fast sMails for. Ihurmont, Blue
e oga, ssREsaa Vvt5 Spring,
-------.. 500. tsoscIS-
town, also WayncSburu and
CnambcrSburg. Con ne Ell On
at HagcrstOwn with y and
w. II Il for the south, also
MartinSburg and Winchester.
10 rs A. NJ For lmmitShurg, Blue Ridge,
Bucna Vista Spring. Pen-Niar.
Ruc Mountain, ilagcrStown
ana Cherry Run. also Gcttys-
burg, WaYn shore, and Cham-
bcrshurg and intermediate
stations Connecting at Ha-
gerstown with y. and W. X.
II. south to Shenandoah
I5} 4 M.-l}luc Mountain Express for Thur
mont, Blue Ridge, Bucua Wis
Ia Spring, l5uc Mountain aud
Hagcrstown. also Martinshurg
and Winchester.
f.Z3 L. M.-For EmmitSburg, Blue Ridge,
Bucna Vista Spring, Pen-Niar,
B.uc Mountain, Hagcrstown
ana Cherry Run. also Way
neSboro, Chamhcrsburg and
Shppcnsburg ana y. and w.
K. L.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-12-29
BALTIMORE & CUMBERLAND VALLEY
BRANCH

Trains leave Hagerstown, for WayEssboro
Chambcrsburg and Intermediate Stations,
$50 Il. M, and for ShippenSburg and Interme-
diate Stations ut IL 10 a. m. and 200 y. m.
Leave Waynesboro for Chambersburg at
sos p. IN.
Leave Shippensburg for HagerstoT ii and
Intermediate Stations at 800 a. m. and 800 D.
M, and leave ChamberSburg for Hagcrstown
and Intermediate Stations at LIS p. m.
Leave Chambersburg for Waynesboro at
5.26 p. M.
TRAINS VIA ALTENWALD CUTOFF.
Leave Hagerstown for Chambersburg and
Intermediate Stations at s. 10 a. IN. and $40 p.
M and leave ChambCrSburg for HagerStown
and Intermediate Stations at6.l2 and BIZ p. m.
Additional trains leave Baltimore for Union
Bridge and intermediate Stations at 10 Il a. IN
and 10 y IN. and leave Union Bridge for Bal
timore at % a. IN and 1880 p. m daily, eX-
cept sunday.
sundays only-lcave Baltimore for Union
Bridge and Intermediate stations at $50 a IN.
and 2s35 y m and leave Union Bridge II a IN
at 4 o. p. III. for Baltimore and Intermediate
Stations.
Trains for Frederick leave Brucevile at SIS,
9.35 and 1910 a IN. and D b, and $50 p IN.
Trains for Iittlestown and Tancytown leave
Brucevile at 9.47 a. m. and 3.45 p. m
Leave Rocky Ridge for EmmitSburg at 20
and I04U "A. IN. and 33l and IS 81 p. IN Leave
EnmtSburg for Rocky Ridge at $50 and 1000
a m. and : % and ~ y III
+na.ly. All others daily except Sunday.
tStops only to land passengers from Balti-
more.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
Foar Tnoasand Above Zero.

Boston Globe: II the claims that
ere made for his invention are well
founded, an English chemist has dis
covered q means of producing degree
Of heat vastly more intense than ever
produced through human agency be-
fore. While details Of the invention
are being kent secret it has transpired
that the process consists in the use OF
kerosene oil and steam in such way
as to produce temperature OF about
1000 degrees at very slight expense.
So intense is this heat that 1t melts
platinum and carbon with ease. and
even magnesia. considered one of the
hardest substances to fuse, is melted
almost as quickly. Ordinary iron and
steel burn like paper to the fierce blast.
and samples Of fire brick that were
believed to be absolutely incombusti-
BILE have been melted to Jumps OF
eartherware by its means.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
A Giant and Stu Growing.

Among the hospital patients q Dr.
Lucas Championniere is a man seven
feet four inches in height. He Is q
years old, and e ktill growing. He
takes after his father, who was seven
feet eight, whereas his mother was OF
short stature. At the age OF is he was
q youth below middle height, but after
an illness he grew four inches in few
days. A second illness produced an
other rapid increase OF his height.
After this he had several successive at
tacks of a facilitating complaint. On
recovery he invariably found lie had
grown several inches, till when at q he
went to serve in the army he had
reached seven feet He was the young
est Of twelve children, and fortunately
for them is the tallest OF them all by 3
foot or so
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

II there is one thing on which the
housewife prides herself, it is that Of
having her laundering done nicely, sc
that the wearing apparel may be the
Admiration OF all. The washing is a
small matter, any one almost can dc
that, but to have the linens present
that Gexible and glossy appearance
after Being ironed requires a fine quail
ity Of starch.
ASK your grocer for coupon book
which will enable you to get the first
two packages Of this new starch-"Red
Cross" trademark brand, also two OF
the children's Shakespeare pictures
painted in twelve beautiful colors as
Eatu:a! as life, or the Twentieth Cen
fury Girl Calendar, all absolutely free.
This Is ono Of the grandest offers
ever made to introduce Red Cross
laundry starch, J. c. Hubinger's latest
invention.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
How She HedRed.

"Ah," she bitterly exclaimed, ''but
you have never offered to die for your
country"
NO." he defiantly replied. ''but l
made $4,000 on the stock market last
week"
Edward" she asked, do you think
l would be able to succeed in tragedy?
sometimes I am cvertaken by the ter
rible thought that l might have to
support myself if anything should hap
pen to you before we are married,
for, Of course, I should never. never
love nother!"-Chicago Times-Her-
aid.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
A Huge Log Frame.

A gigantic log frame, aptly entitled
Jumbo" erected at the High Wy
combe (England) sawmills, weighs
$4,000 pounds and is eighteen feet high.
eight feet of which is underground. the
foundation being ii by II feet. eight
feet deep, and requiring 12O tons OF
ballast and cement. The skeleton
which. holds the saw weighs thirty
five hundredweight, and the balance
for the saws at the bottom weighs
three tons. The machine is capable OF
carrying forty saws for cutting a tree
into one and one-half inch planks. It
runs at 126 strokes per minute, gain
of forty-six strokes over the highest
speed previously attained in these
mills
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
Krupp's Army of Employees.

At the beginning of this year there
were employed at Krupp's works. at
Essen, 41,750 persons. including 3,21O
officials. The cast steel works at Es-
sen alone employ 1913 persons, the
Gruson works 3.54S, the Germania
wharf, at Kiel, 2,726, and the works at
Meppen 10,3i3. The consumption CT coal
and coke at the cast steel works at Es-
sen amounted last year to 7S6,415 tons
and at all the works of the firm to l.
l99, 61O tons, or about 1000 tons daily.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
Another Mystery.

Chicago News: The study Of the
occult sciences interests me very
much" remarked the new boarder. u
love to explore the dark depths Of the
mysterious, to delve into the regions
Of the unknown, to fathom the unfath-
ENABLE, as it were, and to"
MAY / help you to some Of the hash.
professor" interrupted the landlady.
And the good woman never knew
why the other boarders smiled audibly.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
WOMEN
AVOID
OPERATIONS

had suffered for sew
ars with female troubles and
l until was discouraged. l felt
d and tired Of living. l had dis
ease Of kidneys. bladder trouble.
dropsy and bloating. had womb
trouble and a large tumor had
formed; in fact all my organs
were out of fix.
"Seeingawoman's letter prais-
ing your remedies. l wrote to
her and she begged of me to try
it. telling me all that it had done
for her. l bought six bottles Of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound and now cannot exc
press my gratitude to you. The
tu;uor began to come away in
pieces and l got better all the
time. I believe now that l am
entirely cured.
My doctors could not believe
it at first. as they ell had told me
that my case was hopeless one.
and no human power could do mo
any good. Theywere astounded.
If l can say anything that can
help other women, / shall be
glad to"
It is not safe to vais until the
last moment. Head off trouble
Don't be satisfied without Mrs
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

A radical change is being made in
the appearance of the baggage, mail
and express cars on the Baltimore and
Ohio railroad. The platforms ard the
hoods are being removed to increase
the element of safety and save weight.
The favorite riding place of ,rarps is
also eliminated when the platforms
are removed. General Manager Under
wood has also issued an order to re-
move the numbers from locomotive
tenders; so that in cases Of emergen-
cy, those of the same style will be in
Interchangeable.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
Non-Territoria EXPANSION.

Means paying rent for a poor farm
Now is the time to secure a good farm
on the line OF the Chicago, Milwaukee
& st. Paul Railway in Marinette
County, Wisconsin, where the crops
are of the best, work plenty, fine mar
kets. excellent climate, pure soft
water, land sold cheap and OF long
time. Why rent farm when you can
buy one fer less than you pay for rent?
Address c. Z. Rollins, Land Agent,
161 La Sale, ST., Chicago, III.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
New Street Cleaner.

The new street cleaner is combina
ton Of the ordinary cleaner, with its
revolving brush, and the water cart.
When the vehicle is set in motion the
water sprinkles the ground and then
the brush sweeps aside the moistened
dust and rubbish.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
Dewey Celebration.

Americans are quick to appreciate
merit. The Dewey celebrations prove
that, and it is again forcibly demon
strated in the praise and confidence
which is accorded Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters, one of most meritorious
remedies ever compounded for indi-
gestion, constipation, dyspepsia, bill
ousness, liver or kidney disease or any
trouble arising from a weak stomach.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
no Your Feet Ache and Burnt

Do Your Feet Acne ana 0ufn3
Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, q powder for the feet. It makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot and
Sweating Feet At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, CSC. Sample sent FREE.
address Allen S. Oimsted, Leroy, n. Y.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

BY local applications. as they cannot reach the
diseas ed Portion Of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness. and that is by consti-
tutional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an
inflamei condition OF the mUcus lining OF the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is infamed
ing and when II Is entirely closed deafness Is
the result and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored TO its normal
condition. hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out OF ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an iuflamed condition of
the mucuS surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case
OF Deafness tcaused by catarrh) that cannot
Re cured 81 Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, O
Sold by Druggists. 7oc.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
Conee.

Il Is said that coffee was discovered
by a shepherd. who noticed the enliv-
ening effect upon the flock after they
had been browsing on the beans. 1t is
said that the French were the first to
roast It
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
A Photographers Harvest.

Where are you going?"
"To have my picture taken"
Don't go to that artist; he'll make
you look melancholy"
81 know it. That's why I am going
to him. I'm going to send the picture
to my wife-she's away, and threatens
to come home Detroit Free Press.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

get the right advice at once and
stop taking chances. It will cost
you nothing for advice if you write
to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn. Mass.
for it. and if you let the trouble
run along it will surely cost you a
great deal of pain and may mean
IN operation.
Miss SARAH ]. GRAHAM, Sherida
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

You will enjoy this publication much
better if you will get in the habit Of
reading the advertisements; they will
afford a most interesting study and
some excellent bargains Our adver-
Users are reliable and send what they
advertise
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
Quick.

"Hmh!" said Mr.. Wickwire.
What is it," asked his wife.
Il was just reading here of lot Of
wheat being taken from the field
thrashed, ground and transformed into
a case OF indigestion in less than siJ
hours. indianapolis Journal.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
OUR BUDGET OF FUN,
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

A Variety Of Jokes, Gibes and IFoalas,
Original and Selected-Hlotsam and
Jetssm from the Tide Of Humoe-
Witty Sayings.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

It is easy enough for a young man to
paddle his own canoe when his father
provides the canoe and the paddle.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
,randpa-Why don't you be a better

Grandpa-Why don't you be better
girl? It seems so terrible for your
mother to be always scolding you.
Effie-Oh. don't worry about that,
grandpa-Im not a sensitive child. Be-
sides, when she begins to scoid don't
listen-Ally Sloper.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

The favorite in a horse race is the
one that wins when you don't bet on
him
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
Deafncs. Cannot Be Cured

The people who have the finest
homes, spend the least time in them.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

Ibelieve Piso's Cure is the only medicine
that win cure consumptiOn.-Anna II
Ross, Williamsport, Pa, Nov. 12, '95.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

A taxpayer says the numerous inves-
tigating committees make war an exc
penSive luxury.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

HE very word Operation strikes terror to womaas
soul
= Nearly always these operations become necessary
through neglect.
painful frequent and excessive
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

Being pet is all right while it lasts
but it never lasts long.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

first day OF Dr. Kline Great Nerve Kestorer.
Send Tor FREE $500 tria! bottle aud treatise.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

No man who rides bicycle looks
like he really enjoys it.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
Tho Best PRESCRIPTION FOR Chill,

The abuse of health is slow method
of suicide.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
Are You Us.n. Aliens Foot-Ease:

ArO Y0u Using Aliens FOOt-Ease?
It. is the only cure for Swollen.
Smarting, Burning, Sweating Feet.
Corns and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot-Ease. powder to be shaken into
the shoes. AT all Druggists and Shoe
Storss, Csc. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

Money doesn't make the mare &c
half as fast as it makes itself 90.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

Civilization enables some men &c
realize the fact that they are savages.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

That's too much trouble, Maria. II
have to take the lawn mower dow
town with me-"
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

Radishes look pretty on table, but
are almost as indigestible as pie.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

blindman's bluff, is fellow feeling for
I feflaw creature
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

and Fever is bottle Of GROVES TAsTELESs
CHILL Tonic. 1t is simply iron and Quinins
In tasteless form Nocure-aop pay. Price. SOC.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

1t is far better to fail in good cause
than to fail in bad one
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
TO CURE CoLDIN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Cuinine Tablets Al
druggists refund the money ii itfails to cure
PC. The genuine has /. B. Q. on each tablet
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

The clothesiine in the back yard is
merely an outline.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
His Accustomed Pose.

Chicago Record: Josiah, have YOU
photograph taken so you will lool
natural"
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

If you please one man you offend an
other
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

| will inform addicted 10 Morphine. LsIdsnum.
Opium Cocaine. % never-fa ling. harmless. home
cure. Mrs.. Nj. II. Baldwin. Box 1912. Chicago, III.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

Some men have such happy DISPOSE
tons that they never amount to very
much.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05

If you have good friend, it makes
you mad when he is imposed on.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
MRS. OLESON POURED.

Up Aloft.
PA, amt you director Of tn school
board?"
Ives. ON. What Of it,"
well, teacher called me down today,
and she was just awfully impolita
about it"
Were you on the schoolhouse prem
ises when she called you DOWN."
Eyes, was on the roof. "-Clsveland
Plain Dealer.
The Globe-republican., 1899-10-05
AZ the r. radio

At the T00 Table.
6omerville Journal: Young Wife
(artlessly)-Have some Of this choeo-
late cake, my dear
Young Husband (heartlessly)-Are
ron to blame for Il yourself!