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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Human Ignorance.

A child was asked to name the prin-
cipal organs of the human body, and
this was his reply: THE organs of the
body are the heart, lungs and other
utensils" The ignorance Of many adults
about the human body is actually appall-
ing. Constipation is considered nothing.
Indigestion is annoying, but nothing
serious. Biliousness brings melancholia,
but then luck is blamed and not the
liver. A dose Of Hostetter Stomach Bit
tiers would quickly show these people
where they stand. This is the medicine
which has been known as the dyspepsia
%conquerer for the last fifty years. 1t
will cure your stomach trouble quickly
and easily. Get it and see for yourself.
See that a private Revenue Stamp ov-
ers the neck of the bottle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
THE CALIFORNIA LIMITED.

The California Limited which runs
four times a week has Pullmans, dining
car, Bntfet smoking car with Barber
Shop, Observation car with ladies
parlor), vestibuled and electric lighted
throughout. A solid train between Oh =
cago and Los Angeles. Same service
e%aStbound.
CHICAGO, MEXICO & CALIFORNIA
LINE
Nos. 1 and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, eastbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. 20 is a local train between Ell Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and lit
e-ature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address,
H. s. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
W. j. Black, g. P. A.,
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11

medicines that do no earthly good. 1t
is like throwing it into the fire.
1--WE had spent lots of money for doctor bills
and had almost given up in despair" says Mrs.
Ella Schall, of Moosehead, Luzerne Co, Pa, in
a sincere letter to DR.. r. ". Pierce, of Buffalo,
N. Y. 'Then I told my husband l was going to
write to you. 1 am very glad I did so; You re-
member my case was abscess Of the breast. DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery cured me in
one month, sound and we'll"
"Your kindness to me l can never forget"
writes Mrs. Josie Z. Clark, Of Enterprise, Shelby
Co., Mo. ~ cannot express half my feelings of
gratefulness to you. l had despaired of ever get
ting well. l had been in bad health for twelve
years. Had aches all through me, numb hands,
cold feet, and everything I ate distressed me; my
bowels were constipated. / was very nervous,
depressed and respondent. When I first wrote
to you l thought I could never be cured. I have
Discovery, and my health is now good. You
have my honest recommendation to all sufferers.
I think there is no medicine in the world as
good as DR.. Pierces."
It's an insult to your intelligence for 3
dealer to attempt to palm off upon you q
substitute for this world-famed medicine.
You know what you want. It's his bust
ness to meet that aant. When he urges
some substitute he's thinking of the
larger profit he'll make not of your
welfare. Shun all such dishonest dealers.
Every sick person in this land should
possess DR.. Pierce's grand thousand.
page illustrated Common Sense Medical
Adviser, which will be sent free for the
bare cost Of mailing, IL one-cent stamps
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
BRAVE MEN FALL

Victims to stomach, liver and kidney
troubles, as well as women, and all feel
the results in loss Of appetite, poisons
in the blood, backache, nervousness,
headache and tired, l~istless, rundown
feeling. But there's no need to feel like
that. Listen to J. w. Gardner, Idaville.
Ind. He says: Electric Bitters are just
the thing for a mar when he Is all run
down, and don't care whether he lives
or dies. 1t did more to give me new
strength and good appetite than any.
thing I could take. I can 10Y eat any
thing, and have q new lease on life."
Only 50 cents. at Fischer 4 Co.'S drug
store. Every bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
NAV WENT VISITING.
AND PAW SOON GOT TIRED OF COOK
ING FOR HIMSELF.

So He Undertook to Hire u Girl, and
Georgia Tells All About the Trou-
bles That Befell His Worthy Sire In
His Unwonted Sphere.
Il no what I'm goin to Do" paw
says After He tried Cooken two Daze
when ma was Away Visitun. Pm
agoin to Hire a Curl. You're maw's
always growlen about How hard 1t is
to Hire q Curl. But I'm agoin to Sho
Her how Blamed easy it is If a purson
goes at it Proper"
So he put a mad in the Paper and the
next Evening thay was Three come to
see about 1t. Two Of them looked in
the place and sailed thay Didn't have
no Time to make a Bargain then. So
paw asst the Last One to come in the
kitchen and talk about it. She was
a Large Curl with yallow Hare.
"Whare's the missusY she says
when She throwed a Cold glance
around.
"She's away vlsatun," paw says.
II CESS she must a Ben Gone a Long
time" the Curl told paw, "By the
Looks Of Things. How menny you
Got in the Family"
"Only four" paw Told her.
II spose you Don't Count the Dawg
and the pigs what's Bin rootin around
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
MILLIONS GIVEN AWAY

1t is certainly gratifying to the pub
lie to know Of n concern in the land
who are not afraid to be generous to
the needy and suffering. The proprie-
tors of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds, have
given away over ten million trial bottles
of this great medicine: and have the
satisfaction Of knowing 1t has absolute
~ cured thousands Of hopeless cases.
Asthma. Bronchitis, Hoarseness and all
diseases Of the Throat, Chest and Lungs
are surely cured by 1t. Call on Fischer
& Co., druggists. Regular size SOC and
81. Every bottle guaranteed, or price
refunded.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11

AS a cure for rheumatism, Chamber
lain's Pain Balm is gaining a wide repu-
tation. D. B. Johnston, Of Richmond,
Ind, has been troubled with that all
ment since 1862. In speaking Of it he
says: II never found anything that
would relieve me until I used Chamber
lains Pain Balm. 1t acts like magic
with me. My foot was swollen and pain
ing me very much, but one good appn-
cation of Pain Balm relieved me. For
sale by A. G. Ireland, druggist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
SHAKE INTO YOUR 0

Aliens Foot Ease, a powder. 1t cures
painful, smarting, nervous feet and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out Of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery Of the age.
Aliens .Foot-Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy. 1t is q certain cure for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching
feet. Try It today. Sold by all drug
gists and shoe stores. BY mail for csc
In stamps. Trial package FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy. N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11

An editor prints his paper to give his
patrons the news Of the day, and for the
money there Is in it. He Is presumed to
know Of what he writes, and he general
ly does. When he writes as he does in
the Leader Courier, Osceola Mills. Pa,
without fee or hope Of reward, that
"Chamberlain's Cough Remedy acts
m~agically, and we have found none bet
ter in our household. If you have a
cough, try it," it may be accepted as an
honest expression. worthy of credence.
For sale by A. c. Ireland, druggist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
TRY ALIENS FOOT-EASE.

A powder to be shaken into the shoes.
Your feet feel swollen, nervous and hot.
and get tired easily. If you have smart
ing feet or tight shoes, try Aliens Foot
Ease. 1t cools the feet and makes walk
ing easy. Cures swollen, sweating feet,
ingrowing nails, blisters and callous
spots. Relieves corns and bunions of all
pain and gives rest and com ;ort. Try it
today. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores for Csc. Trial package FREE.
Address, Allen s OLE sted. lie Roy, N. Y
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
"WHARE'S THE MISSUS?"

in Here" she says. "Who was your
Last CURL and why Did She Leave"
81 Don't no Her Last name" paw
anserd. "We Called her Gusty. She
Got Sick"
Il Should think she would Git SICK"
the Curl sed purity sassy. do you git
a woman to come in and Do the wash
emp
NO" paw says Like if He was purity
scared.
swell, l mite Of knowed that" She
told Him. 81 CESS you Don't Behave
washen's a Good thing around Here.
What Do you Do, jist WAR your clos
till they are w%oreout"
"Say," paw Hollered, Il Don't want
no Back talk frum you. l CESS this
plais wouldent SCOT you ennyway."
"That's the Best CESS you ever maid
in your Life" She says. "Tm used to
workin WHARF folks is Refined and
Lives Decent. I Hope you wouldent
expect emmy Buddy to Cook meals on a
Old Fastened Stove Like that"
ut Don't make no Difference what
we would want them to Do" paw
told Her. "You Don't Haft to take the
job, and the Door WHARF you come in
amt Locked neither"
II dident Come here to Git insulted,"
She Sed offel Savidge. IL want you to
understand you're Taken to a Lady. l
spose you amt used to 1t, But you Bet
ter Lern How"
Then She lifted up Her dress purity
hi and Stepped Over a Stewin pan and
a Broken Plate what was Layin on the
Floor and went out, sayin:
you'll Be sorry fer the Brute way
you spoke to me-"
Paw he Set thare and Wiped the
onest Sweet from his manly Brow and
Looked like if He coulden't remember
what Happened. So after while He
Started to Bake some potatoes with
the Skins on. O But Pm sick of Them.
That's all we Had to Eat for three
Days.-Georgie in Chicago Times-Her-
aid.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
For His Health.

Aren't you sometimes frightened by
the dangers to which a military life
exposes you?
Certainly not, answered the Filipino
soldier. / joined the army for my health.
The doctorsaid l / needed regular exercise
and l have every reason to believe these
daily retreats will be the making of me.
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Two Ways of Saying It.

When my wife gets to jawing, said the
man with the frayed cuffs, preserve a
dignified silence.
Yes, I heard about it, said the man
with the blue overalls. heard your hired
girltelling our hired girl that you was
the best hand at settin round an sulkin'
she ever Embellishments journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
RED HOT R THE GUN

Was the ball that hit G. B. Steadman,
of Newark, Mich, in the Civil War. 1t
caused horrible Ulcers that no treat
ment helped for 20 years. Then Buck
lens Arnica Salve cured him. Cures
Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Boils, Felons,
Corns, Skin Eruptions. Best Pile cure
on earth. rs cts. a box. Cure guaran-
teed. Sold by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
A SURE CURE FOR GROUP.
Twenty-Five Years Constant Use Without
a Failure,

" =
The first indication of Group Is hoarse-
ness, and in a child subject to that dis
ease it may be taken as a sure sign of
the approach Of an attack. Following
this hoarseness Is a peculiar rough
cough. If Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
Is given as soon as the child becomes
hoarse, or even after the croupy cough
appears, it will prevent the attack. 1t is
used in many thousands of homes in
this broad land, and disappoints
the anxious mothers. We have yet to
learn of a single instance in which it
has not proved effectual. No other prep
aration can show such a record-twen-
ty-five years constant use without a
failure. For sale by A. c. Ireland, drug
giSt.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
WORKING NIGHT AND DAY

The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made Is DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Every pill is a sug%ar-coated
globule of health, that changes weak
ness into strength. listlessness into en-
ergy, brain flag into mental power.
They're wonderful in building up the
health. Only csc per box. Sold by Fisch-
er e. Co.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 1881
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ.
Nouonnhon II 100

LAND OFFICE Al SANTA FEE, N. NJ.
November II, $780,
Notice H. hereby given that the following
named settler has f1led notice of his Intention
to make final proof In support oil. his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
leo, on December "a, 1899, viz: Juan Quin-
TAM for the " y ne Y, Sc Y ne Y of sec. II,
tp. 10 n, r. Zoe
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence Upon and cultiva.
tion Of said land, viz:
Carlos Griego, Jose Ma. Samosa, Tomas
Quintana, Juvencio Quintana, all Of Santa
Fe, New Mexico.
MANUEL r. OTHro,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Commercial S~hrewdness.

Mamma, where shall l take this brok-
en- breastpin to be mended? To Glass
py's?
Not at all child. Mr.. CLASSIFY has done
two or three little thank you jobs for
us lately. He'd tack on the price this
time. Take it to Mugger's.-Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
The Only Loophole Closed

Mr.. Skinner-I'm afraid my dear, that
by Christmas diamonds will cost twice
as much as ! thought when I promised
you that breach.
Mrs. Skinner-And you continue to
speculate in Wall street when such ;.n
opportunity is within your grasp
jewelers. Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Something Different.

1--WE heerd people talk about this
Orange Free State" said Eaton Shah
balong. "Wher' is itY
ut wouldn't do you no good to
know" replied Tuffold Knutt. 1.-THE
Orange Free State amt no free orange
state, by a thunderin sight."-Chicago
Tribune,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Use For a Chaperon.

Jay Green-Hoh! What do you girls
want with a chaperon at your picnic to-
morrow, if there amt goin' to be any
men along?
Daisy Medders-Stupid! Don't you
suppose we want somebody to turn the
ice cream freezer?-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
How Things Work.

New shoes make old ones last bette r
What do you mean?
When you know you have a new pair
in your closet you feel like wearing the
Old'ones longer.-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Test of sincerity.

mo, I don't think she ever will mar
ry. You see, she insists upon testing
the affection of every one who proposes
to her, and the test is too severe"
"What Is it,"
"She asks him to teach her mother
to ride the bicycle."-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
RIO GRANDE { SANTA f,
AND
DENVER & RIO GRAADE R. R.
The Scenic Route OF the World.
Time Table No. 40.
effective November Il, 1891

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard GAUGE for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista, Del Norte and Denver
Creole and all points in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida with main line STANDARD
gauge for all points east and west in
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. c. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Greek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
yer v It'll all Missouri river liues for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths In standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. J. HELM, General Agent.
San! q Fe, Nm
8. X, HOOPER, G. P A.,
Denver Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Glad They Were Muxxled.

He Ceiling a hairbreadth adventure)
And in the bright moonlight we could
see the dark muzzles Of the wolves.
She (breathlessly)-Oh, how glad you
must have been that they had the
muzzles on!-Baltimore Jewish Com
ment.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11

My son has been troubled for years
with chronic diarrhoea. Some time ago
I persuaded him to take some of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. After using two bottles of the
25-cent size he Vas cured. I give this
testimonial, hoping some one similarly
afflicted may read it and be benefited
Thomas c. Bower, Glencoe, o. For sale
by A. c. Ireland, druggist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
A Devious Course,

"What is that officer doingT asked
the Filipino general. Wasting his
time practicing fancy penmanship"
mo, general. He is making a map
showing our line Of march in the re-
cent retreat. Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
A Regretted Refusal.

She refused him, as she thought thai
he would propose again.
And did he?
Oh yes. But it was to another girl
Tit-BitS,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
A Gloomy Prospect.

Mr.. Suell-What are you crying for,
Elsie?
His Little Daughter-I've just read
that the diamond mines may be exhaust
ed in seven years, and it's eight before
my coming out.-JeWeler's Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Not Always Good.

Do you think q neat desk indicates
character?
Well, it sometimes shows that q man
hasn't much business to attend to-
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Hadn't Had A Tip.

This room is very close, replied the
patron.
So are the people in it, replied the
waiter .-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
On Wrinkles.

Wrinkles are a lot Nv trub-ble, mosed
the janitor philosopher. 1t kapes a nor
busy kapin' thin out av his points; an a
women is kipt busy kapin thin ont ay
her face.-ChicagO News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Heard On The Links.

There's Tom Lofty talking golf talk
didn't know he played the royal game.
OH he don't but he just drank a hot
Scotch and it's affected his tongue. =
Omaha World Herold.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11

lew people CRU
any reasonable
expenditure
which will be
the means OF
restoring it
but one of the
most d~islleart-
ening things
in the world
is for any one
who k S
hard for his
money to keep
having II ont
for doctors and
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
ImaUfnatiOn.

Imagination.
When a man borrows trouble, imag.
ination ID tha loan agent.-Detroit JouR
nal. &4@a e.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Why The Twins Laughed.

A mother of twins one night heard a
series of giggles proceeding from the
n~eighborhood of the children's he'd.
What are you laughing at, there? she
said.
Oh, nothing replied Edith, one of the
twins, only you have given me two baths
and Alice none at all.-Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Their PurpOee

1helr IurpO8es
"Have motorcycles come to stay?"
"No; l think they have come to CO.,
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
Another Matter.

You told me your heart was mine,
said Blower.
l know, replied his heiress wife, but !
said nothing about my pocketbook.-
Philadelphia North American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-11
"BUPNING

The most precious possession on 4r.s
earth is perfect health. 1t is "
the groundwork of all /
prosperity in life; and c/.a
The Red Cloud chief., 1899-07-28
CITY NEWS.

Curtains at cost at Iaylor's.
Everything at cost at Taylor's.
Take your harness repairing to Fogel
and Hutchinson.
Master Mechanic Archibald OF Nc
Cook was here Saturday.
Have you seer that fine line OF nets
and busters az j. .. Buffers.
Our phone is No. 81 and when in
need Of job work or advertising call us
up.
T.. j.. Rolfe and wife Of McCook were
visiting old friends here the last OF the
week.
John Winters and wife returned
the last of the week from a short stay
at Lincoln.
See w. w. Wright's line of refriger
ators. He handles the Herrick which
is the best on earth.
Lille Burnett of McCook arrived in
the city the last of the week on a visit
with f. b. Smith and family.
VIM Cropp and wife of Republican,
former residents of this city were here
Tao last of the week visiting with
Mrs. +. A. Hall.
A Severance, Kansas, m has
sued another because she said she had
aw?oden leg, and her beau, not being q
M~issourian, got another sweetheart.
Insure your hogs against disease In
the Hog Raiser's Mutual Insurance Co
Cheapest and best. Agents wanted
Call on or address +. +. GoBLE, Supt
of Agencies, Red Cloud, Neb.
The Red Cloud chief., 1899-07-28
Roek island to Make Ex,ension..

The following article taken from the
World Herald Of Thursday revives the
idea that has always been held by our
people that the Rock Island would
sooner or later build from Nelson to
some point in Kansas. This city aud
the surrounding country will be ready
to give the Rock Island a warm wei.
come ii she will build through here.
Local railroad officials were some.
what stirred up yesterday by the ap.
parently authentic report from Topeka
that the Rock Island is to build q cut.
of from Nelson, Neb., to Almena, Kan,
and by the building Of the line a '
seventy miles between the two points,"
"In discussing the matter a Rock Is.
land official said: IF the line is con.
structed 1t will give us the shortest
route from Omaha or Kansas City into
A. N. lotion, one Of the travelling
statesmen for the Olney.Gaston Co. is
s%ojourning in our city for a few days.
Denver. knew the matter had been
discussed somewhat, but did not know
just what had been done as the opera
ting department of our line is not To-
Gated in Omaha. While the Rock Is
land is getting its share of business To
Colorado, IL the proposed line is con-
structed there will be no-reason why
our line should not be the choicest one
TO take west out Of either Omaha or
Kansas City"
The territory through which the pro.
posed line may be constructed Is of easy
grade and the cost of construction will
be small in comparison with other por.
tions OF the system.
Railroad officials of other lines than
the Rock Island have little faith In the
proposed new line, but saylif it is built
that the Rock Island will find when 1t
gets into Denver on a run from the
Missouri river that there will be other
engineers on other railroads entering
the union depot at the same time its
trains arrive.