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The state herald., 1899-12-29
FOR 1H,My' 'Bhs ONLY
1886
Custom Made Suits

Why pay els OF ei5 sor . ready made
suit that docs not a., When vs viii make
10 order suit Of our oslsbrsssd special
sovs Blns or Black Serge for o4.s6 guar.
sntsed 10 n and plssss you OF We viii
'sfuad your money. This cloth makes
Ihs most stylish and coolest suit yon can
81 for the summer months.
REMEN Ser
II you are not sutis6sd vs vill rstuod
sour aoney q once.
The state herald., 1899-12-29
YOU TRY NJ.

II ShilshS Cough and Csosunptios
Cure, which y sold for the small prios
Of S ots., 80 ots.. aud elU0 does not cure
take bottle beck and ws will refund
your money. Sold for over afty ysars
On this guarantees. Price Is suA. and 60
cts. City Drug Stora.
The state herald., 1899-12-29

The curse Of overworked womanhood,
are quickly and surely cured by Karl's
Clover Root Tea. the great blood purifier
and tissue builder. Money refunded il
not satisfactory. Price 25 Cts and 80 cts
City Drug Store.
The state herald., 1899-12-29
CLEnGYM

Applications Tor halt tsre permits for
the year 1907 will be received, and
clergy msn arr urged TO make their ap-
pliostions at vncs. q. q. PAUL,
l. cslAgsnt
The state herald., 1899-12-29

W s.sD .sa. y ..s::..: :. .qs. 2 y:
and closs By counties. salay boso ysas ed =.
psnsss. strsisht. bona-ads. % uors. ~ lsss sal.
sry. Position pesmansat. Our rssssnsss, aay
bank in any town. II IL mainly Once work con.
Quoted at home. Rsiscass. x.ssess ssls-ad.
drssssd stamped savslops. Tzn Do,nnos Cen.
pANY. Dur. ., Nicago.
The state herald., 1899-12-29

Rev. D. L. Moody, the most successful
svanRsllst that the United States has
ever pfeduced, died at bis homo in East
aNsrth6sid, Mass., on the o2nd inst.
The state herald., 1899-12-29
Ny 400 hes been troubled for y..r,

Ny 400 he's been troubled ssr yssrs
With chronic d'arrhoes. Sonesi.s ~
! psrsns'isd him to take ssns IT Cham.
hsrlsia's Collie, Cholera ant D.ssrhosa
Remedy. After nsi1s two bottles Of shs
81 osst sis. he Mas cured. I give this
'sstiu rs'ai. hoping ssus oas s,n,,lssly
sfsc'sd msy read Il and be .~ssd,sd.--
Thomas q. B"wsr, 0isnc 20 For ssls
BY T. X, NJ bt~t,
The state herald., 1899-12-29

Bone Of ~ rspabi,osa lssdsrs are IN.
dalsias IN sslts sspintsd controversy
ever the susstsoa - to whom bsioogs
the honor Of psspss,ss The gold plank Of
tbs republican plstforn Of IstS. The
Republican ssvspspsrs Of Colorado thst
suppoetsd The 81. Louis platform In is06
should poss tsst this plank Of the plat.
form. thst u ias campaign Of 1896 vas
sivsys rsfsrssd 10 ~ the "bimetsilie
plank" 10 nov IN the present cen,rovsr.
ssy slways referred to ~ ,hr"sold plank. I"
NN V nov gold plank, II wss ties q
gold plank and tho silver republicans
we're CORRECT Wien they declared Il TO b.
. gold plank. BY The recent cosisss,sa
1t tbcss ~ho drew 8. II ~As Intended Tor
gold plsak. vss ~ understood BY The
sdvssssss Of = gold standard ssa ~
s'mPly dressed n THE gu,ss q intsras
t'onsl blmstslissn 70 hold he vo.ss ef .
issss portion ot The usnbsss ei ihs part,
vss ssss known 70 be oppossd to geld
osoemstslism.
The state herald., 1899-12-29
FOR HALE.

thavs six colums wsshinstes hasl
psess In good condition which I vIh ell
q rsssoesbls. .HaA J.H.pAxx7sa
1siysaA csls.
The state herald., 1899-12-29
WHAT Is SHllA)by

4 RrAud Old reirsdy for Cough. Colds
and Consumpti"n; used through the
world fos half century. has cured 10.
numsrabls csss- of incipisnt consump.
tion snd relieved many In advanced
sisges. u you arc not satisfied with the
results We will refund yonr m"nas. Price
= ots- 80 c's. and ei.U. City Drug
Heore
The state herald., 1899-12-29

You can have the STATE HERALD and
the Weekly Cincinnati Enquirer for ole
year TOR 600
The state herald., 1899-12-29

The HsItun grain elevator will b open
10 Tnssday oi each wssk n rec+ivs
grain.
The state herald., 1899-12-29
Attend Celiex, nj. x..-.

Never u The history Of our county
~ thsssa Grsndsr opyertusity thss
The pfsssst tor sdasatsd ysane nsa
and vcnsat What q ausplsloua
nssAsat tx thsss whs ~ just nov q
tArssAsld q He.
0faad hland Blstnsss and Normal
Cellsgs hss for fourtssn years bssn ths
leading institution ei tt kind ip thu
western states and les, year moro than
twice - many calls were received fos
its graduates as could b supplied. Every.
thing necessary Tor successful start in
hfe il taught-Pusinsss. Normal and
Shorthand ooursss. Expenses low. Board
only $50 per week. One years time
given on tuition ii desired. College
Record ssnt free, or for SIX oents will
send elegant catalogue. Address,
A. N. HAHaEs, President.
Grand lslsnd, Nsb.
The state herald., 1899-12-29

The Depastnsat Of Agriculture hsa
ssiimstsd ~ V1sat ssup u the country
10 tie pessssty yssr II 3s7.v0o.OoO bush.
ola. which 10 considerable OF An advances
upon some Of i,s figures earlier in the
year. Usually The figures OF the govern.
nent ekcsss lrs below these made by
osupstest = investigators, nod in
the pssssnt = Ashsy srs under some
OF the sst,nasssI ~ outside sources.
Tho .hss. yield 81 Us was estimated
~ 6160oo.0oo ba shs,s, but ~ large
quss,ty ~ lstt over from lsst year tho
setosi sapply 10 The next eight or ten
Honths uili not bs much lees than Il,
vss twelve months earlier. There is not
nvsh Vt . ehssss Tor great sdvancs 10
whsaa, psss,thstsoding ths activity IN
eusissss ~ ths general favorable trade
coodi,ioss.--ot. Louis Giobs. Dsnesrs..
The state herald., 1899-12-29

Bosr war vss est,ms.sd at little over
100000 . month. The rs.nioroenents
Of the army will nearly double this sum
and. svsu II the var shonld scoptinus a
twelvsmonth, - ssetns probable, the
total cost would net sxossd The amount
Of the psrmsnent debt rsdssmable by
the British treasury at the current rate
in two aud one-ha1 years.-Omahs Bee.
The state herald., 1899-12-29

Application for making final proofs
made free. by Clerk Of District Court.
The state herald., 1899-12-29

". q. Holland olsrh of the d,ssr,et
court will make your sppliost'oo fes dssi
proof free.
The state herald., 1899-12-29

AfANTRD- -sEvRRAL PERSONS FOB DIS
w trict Once 4anAgen in this STATE rspto
rsssnt ~ In thsis own and Surrounding counties
Willias % pay ysasly 900. payable weekly. De-
sirsbls saploymsat with unusual opportunities.
Rsfsrsaess szehaased. Iaeloss sstf-sddrsssed
Stamped snvslops. IA. Park. 30 Caxtsa Build
Ing. Chicago.
The state herald., 1899-12-29
SICK HEADACHES.

C.J. Slater, Co. Judge, will make your
application for tinal proof. free Of charge
The state herald., 1899-12-29
the DENVER TINES ALMANAC
AND YEAR BOOK FOR 1900.

The Denver Tnss Alnsaso vail oep.
tain Q spsoisi history Of our vas With
sps'n. ,eeindins full secoust os oil The
Troubles 10 Tie Phiiippipss 70 date. I,
Gill slss eoatais history Of Easlssd's
war In the Trassvasl. Another inper.
last Item 70 tbs fsct ,hss The ysss 1916
hes sssn the ~ psusessoss eos q this
esssusy. The Sssst saesst q ssv ..
tsFprssss WHICH Asvs we tatss bold d
ed " iuil valus = asoh q thsss esssr.
psssss 70 the ceoossolai world srs oil
tsssted d In the slmspso. Besides tbls
The curfsst svsats, vsstber reports and
svssytb'Ag that zee b. found ussiui 70.
the ofsc~ farm and houssheld, With 4
special Srits.up of Colorado and ths
wsstsss osuutsy. showing the politics
status, rssosrcss In agriculture ssd mis
ing. II sjust tho book ysu need. Price
. cents, postpaid. Books will 10 deliver
Cd about the arst NJ Jsnusry.
The state herald., 1899-12-29

Fcr making hnn' proc, 50 I, Clerk O
Disitci Court.
The state herald., 1899-12-29
First pubiisaron Nov. 10 ,sss
Nnnce for Publication.
Land oecs q Startling Colo

Nov. 1890
Notice 10 hereby given that tho following
named settler has nlsd notice Of his inten-
ton to make anal proof In support Of his
claim and hat said proof will b made bsfors
the clerk ce the county ooart - HolyoksColo
On Do. - ioey1g
OkN61D CHEAAHY.
n z ~ fof tAa ~ Y 80 . tpfNf . v n
He namss he fsllewing witnesses - prove
has continuous sssAsnos upoa end oultiva-
tAoA Of said land v1S
George ". Hill u Rolyoks Colo
CAaSlss g. Esieksea i"
JsDs Haniitea Z"
Byrsa sArina q" Holy oks Cole
n Re nA~AsS.v
The state herald., 1899-12-29

Ths ssniury number Of The Dslissssos,
oss sf osr most popular fashion publ.
ostieus spPssrs 10 . psw and very nee.
oossf. The DclIssator hiss long bssu q
is'ssi's fssh'en Journal smons Ams,iusa
women. Il bss Lssu published Tor n
years ssd 10 publ,ahcrs have shown
much business sntsrpr'ss u the mssy
improvements thst thsy have from time
TO Tim" msds 10 their nASssiss sud By
which they have slwsys succssdsd IL
keeping Mis the Iced smoss fssh.oa
publications. Parties desiring 10 sub.
scribe for a isshios journal should not
fail otry tbs psiinsssot tsr W. osa,as
,esr.
The state herald., 1899-12-29

nURLlN0TUN ROUTE-HOLIDAY
RATES.
nessdsy sasss ws Busiiastss Rests
De-. =, ~. =, %. 81 ssd Jssy. tss,sss
sessteos nse oors thss 20 a,iss apart.
N6sssl return hais. U. 2. PAU, AT.
The state herald., 1899-12-29
First puplAsaton Nov II 1890
Nutics for Publication.
Land onics Il Sterling. Colo

Notice is hereby uvsn that the Georke y
Rruner has hled notice Of Intention To mako
anal proof before clark OF district court Ut
his once In Hoiyoks Colo on Saturday the o
day Of Dec. isee on Timber culture applica-
taoa No 1858 for ~ ~ X Of sec 10 tp rlsw
The state herald., 1899-12-29
REMIT WITH ORDER.

RULES r0n nEAsunEnENT.
Breast measure over vest cos. ap
lndes arms.
Waist measure over pants a. waist.
IssIds les measure from crotch W
sssl.
Seed thess usasnfsnsa,s With your
order.
The state herald., 1899-12-29
DcTssning. Register
THE REV. IRL r. HICKS ALMANA

Be-. Slater bstor. you max. your proof
The state herald., 1899-12-29

lsrs' tlethiss t'spui
as DUANE IT..
Nsw tofk City
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-12-28

Howard G. Hillegas, author of THE
Boer Girl Of South Africa" in the Janu-
airy Ladies' Home Journal, was the first
American writer to interview President
Kruger, Of the Trsusvaal Republic. He
went to Africa two years ago, and while
at Pretoria was daily visitor at the Ex-
ecutive mansion, dropping in on Dom
Paul for chat over cup OF Mrs. Kru-
gers famous brew OF black coffee. He
was also entertained by Hon. Cecil
Rhodes and representatives of the Brit
ish Government, and besides spent much
time on the Boer farms and in the Boer
homes, studying the people and their
and the politics of the
country. From the material thus gained
he wrote "Oom Paul's People," If Mr..
Hillegas plans have not gone far awry he
is at present watching the Boer. British
conflict, as he left this country for South
Africa late in November.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-12-28

90 to Gilt Edge store for best coffee
and teas. 2S.l.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-12-28
Hoods Sa,dabanM
2a221s 1Z23lED

aeoas Pills cure liver Ills; the nonirritating and
only ,eathsrtic to taks with Moods SaTsaDeriilH
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-12-28

"Are you going to support Bryan"
inquired the hunter in the Kentucky
mountains.
''Naw!" responded the lank native,
"cyan't afford it. Have to scratch an
dig to support wife an 'leven chaps"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-12-28

SOUND advice for those who have
kidney and bladder trouble is to take
guaranteed remedy like Foieys's Kid
ney Cure for the KIDNEYS. North
Yakima Drug Store. A. ID. Sloan, propr.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-12-28

The person who disturbed the congre-
CATION last Sunday is requested to call at
A. d. Sloan's North Yakima Drug Store
and get a bottle of FOLEY'S HONEY
AND TAR, which always gives relief.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-12-28
FOR PNEUMONIA.

DIR. j. G. Bishop. Agnew, Mich, says
81 have used FOLEY'S HONEY AND
TAR in three very severe cases of pneu-
m onio with good results in every case.
North Yakima Drug Store, A. d. Sloan,
proprietor.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-12-28

Quinn-I wonder why this man Aguin-
aldo runs so much?
DeFonte-He probably intends to
make Chicago his future home. You
know it takes little practice to catch
car there.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-12-28

"TANTED-Hones man or woman TO
w travel for large house; salary s65 month
ly and expenses, with increase; position perma-
nent; inciose self addressed stamped envelope.
MANAGER. $50 Caxton bldg. Chicago. 5o-l6t
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-12-28
"He Best is
the Cheapest. "

Experience teaches that
good clothes avear longest,
good food gfves best nutrition.
and a good medicine that
cures disease Is naturally the
best and cheapest. Hoods
Sarsaparflla Is the best medi-
cine money can bay. because
it cures avhen all Others fail.
Poor Health Had poor health for
years. pains IN shoulders. bach and hips.
uafh constant headache, nervousness and
no appetite. Used HOODS Sa,sapanqla.
gained strength and can 4,ork hard al
day. cat heartily and sleep 4uen. Itook
II because Il helped my husband to eDhor1
Il gaze s'reneth." Ms. E. j. GiffeL,
Moose Lake. MINI.
Hod1 Sal1qbohM
C2aZ27I slE2:l213dD
aeoas PILLS cure liver Ills the nonirritating and
emily eathartic to take with hoods SaTSapHriiIH.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1899-12-28

Those opal portraits at the James
Studio are fine. 46
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-12-15

Nature has just one pigment on her pal
lette with which she produces all the marv.
elous tints of beauty, and that one pigment
is the blood. The she'll like pink beneath
the finger nails, the delicate rose of the
cheek, the cherry ripeness of the lips, the
irlidescent briliance of the eyes are all pro.
duced by the blood. Just as the perm.-
nence of beautiful painting will depend
upon the purity of the coiors with which
II Is painted. 80 the permanence of beauty
depends on the purity of the blood. Paint,
powder and cosmetics won't avail to pre-
serve beauty. Beauty begins In the blood.
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery Is a
true beautier, because 1t provides for ma
ture that pure blood with which alone she
can paint. The use of this medicine will
cleanse the skin, heigbten the complexion,
brighten the eyes, aud give to face and
form that radience Of health which Is the
greatest charm of beauty. DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets are very effective In rid
ding the system of clOgging residuum,
which accumulates with cOnstipated habit.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-12-15
THiRTY.TWO DIE In A NINE.
Story of Death Result of an Explo.
sion at Carbonate, Wash.


Carbonate. Wash, Dec. 12-Thirty-
two are dead as the result of the mine
horror that came upon Carbonate. 1t
was caused by an explosion of fire.
damp. Between seventy and eighty
men were at work in the mine at the
time. Amid scenes of awful anguish
and dismay the work of rescue was be-
gun. BY night all the survivors had
been brought to the top and many of
the dead were carried up.
The list of those who persisted so
far as identified is as follows: Rees
Jones, fire boss, aged 30, unmarried:
Daniel Davies, IS; Evan Lewis, 90;
Richard Dare, leaves widow and one
child; John Jones, Ga, leaves widow;
Thomas Edwards, 40 leaves widow;
Evan Richards, 80, leaves widow and
six children; Howell Meridith, so,
leaves widow and nine children; Mich
ael Mackenzie, single; Joseph Lee, sim
gle; Joe Thomas, %, single; Watt
Jones, 30, leaves a mother; William
Richards, As, family; - Mullen, 30,
leaves a mother; Gustave Knutt; H.
Knutt Johnson, 40, leaves fam
lily; Ben Zeddler father; B. Zeddler,
son; ID. S. Thomas, 80, leaves family;
William M. Davis. 50, leaves family.
The injured in addition to Knish num-
Der five. They are: Andrew Kich-
inko, Hungarian; Michael J. Kichinko,
Hungarian; Abraham Kalunki, Finn;
James Conway, the frs to leave the
mine; CaldidO ParOlini, an Italian, sew
eral ribs fractured by falling timbers.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-12-15
CABLEGRAM FROM OTIS.
Informs the War Department of Affairs In
LuzOn.


Washington, Dec. 13.--The war de-
partment has received the following
cablegram from General Otis descrip-
tive of the military situation in Luzon:
manila, Dec. Fin Bulucan prov
ince the insurgents have been scat
tered and driven east to the mountains.
Our casualties in that section in the
last few days were ten. The insur-
gent casualties in killed, wounded and
prisoners aggregate 100. Considerable
insurgent property, with records. arms
and ammunition have been captured.
Our troops are now in the mountains
in pursuit. The insurgents have been
driven from Subig bay and the ma
rines occupy the naval station there.
Our column moving west from Tarlac
Is now on the west coast of Luzon,
where 1t has been supplied. 1t en-
cOuntered little resistance. A column
Is now moving west and south from
Dagupan along the coast. There is no
concentrated insuegent force of impor-
lance In LuZOn north of Manila.
Southern LuZon will not offer any seri-
OTIS resistance. Troops are cO-operat.
ing in that section. Organized rebellion
no longer exists and Onr troops are ac-
lively pursuing rObber bands. All i'm
pOrtant aid threatened centers of pop
ulatiOn in the north have been Occu-
pied. OTIS"
General Otis also says: 1.-TWO thou
sand additional Spanish prisoners have
been set free in northern Luzon, max
ing over 5000 released within month.
Seven hundred are now en- route from
Vigan and transports will be sent for
the remainder.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-12-15
Photographs of Live Birds and Animals.

Mr.. w. X. Carlin, who has been photo
specimens for Recreation in Idaho and
Montana, during the past summer, has
lately returned to New York and has
brought with him about 400 negatives OF
living wild animals, birds, reptiles, insects,
plants. etc., many of which are among the
finest ever made. Mr.. w. II. Wright, OF
Spokane, WASH, has been with Mr.. Cariin
all summer, and has rendered him material
and valuable aid in the work.
These photos will be published In future
issues of Recreation as fast az room can
be found for them with notes relating to
manner in which each picture was made
These articles will bear the general title OF
Hunting with Camera"
Probably no man has ever done a more
thorough and systematic piece of work In
this line than this of Mr.. Carlin's. Though
surrounded by big game and game birds
summer, he fred but one shot during the
entire season, and that at an elk which his
party needed for meat.
Mr.. Carlin Is an enthusiastic sportsman
and an expert rifeman, and every man who
has ever been in big game country can
appreciate the devotion he must have fell
for his art, when he could deny himself the
privilege of killing game, for the higher
purpose of photographing and studying il
alive.
Mr.. Carlin's work Is of untold value 10
science and will prove deeply interesting to
every sportsman and every lover OF ma
ture. The first installment of this new series
of pictures Is published in the December
number of Recreation and treats or the
mountain cbipmunk.
The little animal was pursued and caugh,
In the various positions and poses shown al
the cost of untold patience and days Of valu
able time. In many other instances Mr..
Carlin spent several days in order to gel
just such pictures as he wanted of a single
small animal or bird There is rare trea,
in store for the readers of Recreation during
the coming year.
This magazine Is published at 10 West
Gath Street, New York. 81 year, 10
cents copy.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-12-15
Probate Order.

State of Michigan, County ofShawassee, S.
AT q session of the Probate Court for the
County of Shiawassee, held at the Probate
ONCE, in the City OF Corunna, on the 18th day
of November, in the year one thousand eight
hundred and ninety.nine.
Present Matthew Bush Judge OF Probate.
In the matter Of the estate Of John H. Park,
deceased, Mora Park, administrator OF the said
estate, having rendered to this court his final
account.
1t is ordered, that the 18th day Of December
next, at ten o'clock in the forenoon, at said
Probate once, be appointed for examining and
allowing said account.
And it is further ordered, that a copy OF this
order be published three successive weeks
previous to said day OF hearing, in THE Owosso
TIMES, "a newspaper printed and circulating in
said county of Shiawassee
MATTHEW BUSH,
Judge of Probate.
BY KATHERINE E. KELSEY,
Probate Register.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-12-15
Something for New Year.

The worldrenOwned success of Hostel.
ter's Stomach Bitters, aud their continued
popularity for near half a century as @
stomachic, is scarcely more wonderful than
the welcome that greets Hostetter's Alma
mac. This medical treatise Is published
by the Hostetter Company, Pittsburg, Pa,
under their own immediate supervision,
employing sixty hands In that departments.
The issue of same for 1900 will be over
eleven millions, printed In nine languages.
Refer to copy Of 1t for valuable and inter.
esting reading concerning health. and
numerous testimonials as to the efficacy of
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. The Almanac
for 1900 can be obtained, free of cost, from
druggists and general country dealers In all
parts of the country.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-12-15
Zeke Patch on Trusts.
EDITOR OwOsso TIMES:

EDITOR Owosso TINES
| respectfully submit herewith a
solution of my manufacture, which, if
applied according to directions, will rid
our country of pest greater than that
of the potato bug. i. e.:-the trust.
While we can by working day and
night, Sundays included, partially
squelch our common foe so that when
we dig our potatoes in the fall we shall
have two bushels for ourselves and a
peck for the preacher, besides a few
taken during our absence by willing
friends, we had not as yet discovered a
radical cure for the trusts until almost
to late to 60 to press.
1t has been proposed by some WISE
acre that if we were to give them rope
enough they would hang themselves
together with few of their most init
mate friends; but here's where the cob
is out of the molasses jug. We have
fed and dosed them so literally on what
few loose, collaterals we had that we've
run "shy" on the rope dicker, and are
even obliged to tie the cow up nights
with our suspenders. 1t is fearful
situation. The remnants of string that
were formerly in our rear pants pocket
the trusts have gobbled and formed into
moose, which they are drawing tighter
about our paper collars than we desire.
So the situation is thusly: Instead Of
potatoes No. l, bugs badly, we have,
bugs No. 1, potatoes scabby. We are
not prepared to say what the trusts will
do after they have swallowed the whole
crop, tops and all, we, then being minus
quantity, but suggest that they will
draw matches between themselves and
his Satanic majesty" to see which
takes the throne, fireplace and tongs.
But, the suffering public clamor for the
recipe, so we hereby tear it out of our
almanac and secure the blessings of
liberty to ourselves and our posterity.
Take of good, plump hearted hay.
seeds, part; of "do-unto. others-as-you-
would-that. Observation-Disclosures" this
is scarce, and comes high) 6 parts; of
the business, brain and Drawn of our
public men, parts. Boil this in the
kettle Of time until all dregs are re-
moved; place them together in a
crucible of government test; add more
heat to drive out further impurities and
arrange it in such manner, that "A
man with hoe'' can stir them &C.
casionally. When cool, this can be ap.
piled where needed with certainty and
impunity. 1t will not injure the most
delicate fabrics, and would be great
toner in all places of public trust when
once tried. With tears in our fists and
eyes doubled up, We are yours, etc.
ZEKE PATCH.