Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-10-21

!. u ~ ff' aNIf'" 49,.
4 IA Ir,,nir into the average busy
,snsutary lessons IN that bug
4 st,yhaara geography.
4 ~ weeks before Dcwcy'a little
\ ~ Celebration and pyrutcchnical
/. " .,,-in The oriental archipelago
4 800. chaser after the seductive
gst.rircmtiy shaksy ON the sub
4. ,fths Philippines. geographically
n thanks TO the god
!, !, M Youngest salt Lake urchln Is
4 .tofthe mct that the philippines
4 s-sp q ilanis somewhere south
I. 4 San Francisco. whose chief cS-
4 |, an ionr.alleu, nerves and mon
. Imports qulnlnc and ammunition
I, iA, archipelago produces gcneral-
. mi, astt.fooied brown men ,doaig-
!. b the heroes Aforesaid as miss
4. ust1 also much gall and bitter
\ r canFrrsa
a ~ rrgaant moment England has
4 irgt'ss nf her own. which hy the
4 Ia been her chronic state since
II fsif ldff whom william tho COM
4 ~ rid thr Saxon Harold vlnlt
a ffsi au audW into bic lcft eyehall.
Il ~ b my the least was unklnd.
d ~ iha list week Johnny HuIl has
II ar N ihai hroadcluth coat % hla,
n . Up bic sleeves SUD generally
n b. world 90 understand that he
Il ginF 70 smile Dom Paul whore n
,Is Don Paul on the other hand
Il ben idInF some Spanking himself
n h. result that everybody IL ask
n uh1 are The h0eu and what IN all
/. ulsf about anyhow
IL. rsllf one man on the street tells
J. 80 thiant fnmntTy that Ma
n Y wilkins. MirfcknF. Mnfcc-
D. q Mlffsk.lng. us the case may
n b 'H British nfchauuland. where
u iiii may be-. end that Kruger.
D. kultr kroieT uf Dom Paul Or
y iiTfi ~ iho South African Republic
n o. TnnVaai-nll of which IL exc
N ity gratifying 20 thufo interested
y - destination n knowledge among
n ra1ias
J. % DE Beers themselves the pub
! l'ri is hazy consequently eucyclo-
h - aft ln urgent demand.
Az AVERAGE BoER.
h Ne benefit u the uninltinted the
n ii Beer " tho wrliors acqunlnt-
D. b frt ana f1fcmort man. Gcn-
n y E9eaf'ng ~ is loose l0infed. raw
n "A iacli'ilv haWhlrtcred and with.
y lllaei with "a kindly bovine eye:
y t1iiIIY Do smokes nrrpotuAliy "a
y q a strength that would make "a
tfWpotlInr ilmhcrFer cheese
Z on on To- plate with envy. The Boer
i1n1ilmo designated hy his cour-
n Alexander brother as IA "vani.
y which bling literally Interpreted
y D. 'iilh'ahdQmcn" lie In turn
~ tatk Invariably. especially In the
2. y Eng'ishmen ls ! know 10 my
la' WIN another choice nickname
4 % uhis brother towlt-"vordamnc
4 hf'f-'d- red.utCk," playful in
. ll1h % ihe effect that AN strangers
. i'iQp'ell South Africa are liable To
n iflf negks sunbufnod.
Not so BAD AFTER ALL.
%. present time much good paper
~ spoiled In yniIrhtenlng tho
z f public as Go ihr noer'a good and
4 a9 afapec.al.y the latter. After
Y = ahou|dens. ou and ON. over "a
A ~ Z some four years with the uoer
y .I''ef has cyne 10 the conclusion
" ~ ilsal when You know him tho
\ WIekY when he's vexed.
o.. your shine one minute. and
Z U .ian1 q glass the next,
7 -.l.ln'i hurt baby. he's a pal as
.H ught when you know him. but
'.- W ~ 20 know him fust.
MOSTLY uNEDuCATED.
!, ,A, ., q class, however the Boo,r
4 t,olsn, uneouih lot OF people with
/. w tAoepioua. personally 1 cane
a i..sN any Individual bright firhta
peg or Intellect on their part
W, iaei that they are farmers
1 y, VI w. Isolated from the outside
s..l conversation never aoars
4 ll'ue AM horses. lunqslrk and
Z hlf percentage OF them
Il a 'i fead or write. and when
IN modern Inventions ana dia-
IA ,...ls lhey smile iu am incrcduin,is
A ~, ..l.e manner Like the Hottrntnfs
N nv ,ilpeA, Who are Permitted to
fBis XIV nlnen, they are auperati-
Isftrs VA WI dcuNo. Modern ln-
h ~. - laAei upon aa lying in
4 -l, " an All Wise Providence "A
II ty,i,ii rs hey are thought 10 be
\ $500 ny The evil one 10 riin tho
4 y. w, ulcra-AnFllce frelrhters
~. 'lsea over fouiuble rlvrrs nre
. 80 ~ being unnccosaary- i,stu0
IN hi y, ,,Alshse-our flthers got along
W. 'ltin Why not wcg"
LIKES FREEDOM
s,hllns Boer likes pleptv n,
~ 'iim his weakness a. ~ nt, ~
/, ,lg,an In the middle ~ ~
n /. WV ana when no ioots az
lprStss. i,unt stoep he foela that III
lasl.sf..W complete. ana he nssun,e,.
u h,t',,..ln-l'aurvey alr when thera ~
4 n .ll9n within sight M hts 49, 10
\ -, hln patrlarohai vlsinn ktnn.
p gosi,, ss,e, sheep, bucks" tAn-
u ihi dl.r,innli. g.slfiohes he d suprom-
~ usy , ,tl.aly happy In his nhlog-
n ara LIZ siih his lat, good .nainrsd
fsAss1d hh large assortment ~ NM
~ ''e'nQ editions OF Pa ana
NJ I, ~ remarkable fact TIM, IN, mai.
\ tltus sshua boer invariabiv rnns
4 iilsf =, ''nena and bone. whiie ~
Nsiln 49,, W. ileY reach years IN AZ
lnIns e,y,,laa,llato avoirdupois 10 an
~ a =, e1lent' A circus slJe ~ soo S'
\ N al. lady o. tho star ai t si'om'
4 itfss.hpr, a'alfNation In south Nfrlra
4 Ga y ssnliel 'pound frnus ~, ~ 'e a
Typ ,Choerrlea In July. "
Ii A,' ''flcAL BoER FARM
h,rA NY minds eve a ,v,,,.,
a,b.i9 IA. say on the Karroe, Sp nes y
1 tsrsi.te Aeh town, aceordir, ~
A rhsrs M lhe Orange Fra, stats
ils tesr We time Of writing 9, Wy,
A Hies 81 , ,g Tor an hour ma o ou
\ M t.gfe aud there NV oui inc yeldt,
lrtndy sra called Ropjes. whIcS
N amer w composed Of hue Gn,gn
D. KY NY fan, that apbss un, a house 10
q " glan, ~ or four hundred ~,
N9aaa The whole land.