Evening journal., 1899-02-11

hNllllNtu ne SEE, JtS tti4 uht
choef operator to te.i the feieis to
Usre chs rack fur a speshel trane OF
one enjin' an, Two cars. an to to see
as how all the. switches IL locked.
SCI. Don you think hts little
risky. I've hearn tell as how Donny-
hce Is goin to put Gum ties ON the
track" "But. my dere felasr." he
sez, don you no that ef yer trane's
runin rite fast hit'l mock all sech OBJ
slrllckshuns often the track? Don't
you see how hit IL, ole man" / sez,
Il gess you're rite. HITS to be a throo
tnne an no stops. He sez, "Bill
you're a born ra,erode man an | think
them fel,ers wuz fools wen they didn'
make you a re6eevsr ineted OF Muir
ray. ! tell you, OF man, we're in a
terrible fix. We've got sixty millyuns
Oh bonds out, an they haint payin'
a burned sent. The reseevers is payin'
threa dollers week fur bord an
only havin therd washGn dun every
two weeks They're talyln there meles
at an Eyetalyen resterant, an there
families is sufferin fur the nessessar-
ish of life. Governs sawin' his own
wood an Murey's se,lin papers outten
offls hours. tell you. ole man,
things is in n hellsfastate, an sum
thins got to be dun. an dun quick,
CT well all be in the porehouse. %
There wuz teres i'm his eyes as he
spoke. an I spoke up an etd: Mister
Burd. quilt yer cryin' an this yere
thlng'll be all rite. We cainft make
good time with a speshel trane on a
wet track. Jes Civ me ten cents to
buy sum sand with. an III Civ them
Pine ferens Cowen an Murrey the
happyeet George Washlngtonis BERTH
day They've had fer two yeres. I set
UP all has mite arrangin' the skedule
an this mornin' l fred up Then l
throde open The throttle an Mary Ann
that there FLYNN Scotchman wuznit a
serkenstance to the time we made
Hit wuz rece exhlleratin', an I'm
shore now as how them reseevers will
bid a branch iede to sanduowD. FUR
90 hit hadnit albin fur me Donnyhoe
would a recked the hlo.e shedbang.
AN now that's settled I've got a
bigger fte on. This bill of sammonses
is destined to establish a Pedagogical
an ARCHAEOLOGICAL laboratory up at
the insane asi.um The furst part Of
hit IL all mite think every feller
oughten studdy pathology. SOS to no
how to lay out paths; but that there
backteriolcgy IL anuther matter AT
FIRST l thot hit wus the science or gilt
tn' back, am Waiter Hayes sed as
how that wuz rite, but fni as how
we're both mistaken. Us farmers IL
Interested in this yere pathology biz
ness. There's lots Of fellers who don
no hlcw to ,ay out a path frum the
kitchen dore TO the pump-shed. But
I'm agln that luther thing called back
teriology fur hits agin the publick
an privit interest asst Mister
Churhman wot ba.ckteriology wnz. an
he sed, Hits germs I sez. ''Rln
they vote He sez, mo, hits con.
trary to the new constltushun. an
they'd be challenged. Now wot wan-
to no IL wOt use a germ IL ef hi
p caint voter" He SEE, You go to q
{ docter, an he kin tell you more aibout
( them germs than I kim" So i wen
I to Docter Biehip. He sed the germt
{ wus scattered all through his liben
e an he didn' like to wake EN- up after
i shutdown, fer fere sum Of the naber
D mite complane Then I went to Doc
y ter Clemments. an tol' him wot
n wanted. He sed, "Bn. that bill o
d Sammonses is an outrage" l SEE
s Kin you wake yer germs up with
out bein' comp.aned about by the ma
S bers?" He SEE, Eyes. Ef there's eve
S emmy big noise in here l jes' blame hi
e on the Kent Cub an that let's m
r out. Now, here's a lbookll tel you al
+ about thsm germs. an hope you.
e git wot you wan outten hit. Ef eve
!. | wisht a man sucksess in a fite hit
IS certenly you" He lent me book call
IS ed "Baclsterya an the Germ Theeor
= ov Disees." A feler named Cradle ri
+ Ihit, an he lived cut inShikawgolwher
n they have stocl1yards an germ-pene
Il Ef that feller had lived rite in the pc
q with them germs an cit outten tn
k same trof no couldn't a moved NOR
* about there damly affairs. red tina
" book with a CRATE dele Of interest, al
q, hit convinst me as how that felle
10 Sammons, an Docter Cooper, an Doc
2. tier Elegood, an superintendent
is Hanloer must a4bin in the pay Of theI
+. there Shikawgo germ deiers wen the
n drawed that bin. l rely caint imag
te me as how men kin git so low as /
K sci. out TO themI germ delers. The
al haint troo Delawareyens or else the
NJ haint accepted t'he provishuns OF tn