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The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05
HELa1ag1ey,
NS & GENTS, Shoemaker.
ALL KINDS OF REPAIRING NEATLY EXECUTED.
Please call and give me trial. All
work guaranteed. :. Jos Washington
sAvenue, opposite Court House.
GEORGIA-CoBB COUNTY.

To all whom it may concern: c. t.
Carnes having in due form applied to
me for permanent Letters of Admins
tration on the estate of VIM. B. Carnes,
late of said county, deceased, this is to
cite all and singular the creditors and
next of kin of VIM. B. Carnes to be and
appear at my Office ON the first Monday
in November next and show cause, if
any they can, why permanent admins
tration should not be granted to @. r..
Carnes or some fit and proper per-
son on W. b. Carnes' estate. Witness
my official signature of office. This End
day of October, 1899.
J. M. STONE, Ordinary.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05
News comes from Raltinlora

News comes from Baltimore
that this years catch Of oysterssil y
Chesapeake bay will be smallest
in the history of the industrx.
Where years ago 6,000,00O gal IONS
was only an average crops It Is IN
timated that this year The yield
will he less than 1000, 900 gallonsa
A plan is on foot to close the oys-'
ter beds for a few years, thus eix-
ing the bivalves a chance to. rez
cuperate and multiply. II
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

During the winter of 1897 Mi
Reed, of the leading citizeus
chants Of Clay, Clay count4
struck his leg against a cake
such manner as to bruise
1t became very much swoole1
ed him SO badly that he could
without the aid O. crutches1 s
treated by physicians, also I'D
kinds VI lininents and two AT
gallons Of whisky in bathing
nothing gave relief until he e
ing Ohamberlain's Pain BAL
brought almost a complete d
weeks time, and he believes
he not used this remedy his &
have had to be amputated.
is unequalled for sprains, III
rheumatism. For sale byC
druggist.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05
TheWants
Of Life.

You want Groceries-we want to
to sell them to you. You want
low prices-We want prompt pay
ing customers. You want the best
and freshest goods-we want your
money for them. You want goods
delivered promptly-we have a
delivery wagon for that purpose.
We have studied your wants and
are prepared to fill them. We
have a complete line of freshest
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

You assume no risk when you buy
Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy. @. M. Crosby will re-
fund your money if you are not salts
ned after using it,. 1t is everywhere
admitted to be the most successful
remedy in use for bowel complaints
and the only one that never fails.
is pleasant, safe and reliable. no
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

There are better fish in the sea
than have ever been caught.
Somehow the big ones manage to
get away.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

WIN - Women as welIAas n
To are made miser&h - /
~ mr kidney trouble. Ur. 1t }1
BLAllE. mer's Swamp Roo theS
great kidney remedy, promptly cures.
At druggists at fifty cent and do1lnr'
sizes You may have sample bottle
by mail free, also pamphlet telling ALI
about it. Address,
DIR. Kilmer & Co., Binghamfon, N.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

From a feminine standpoint the
PIN Is mightier than the sword.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

Sometimes when man tells
you he is discouraged be is merely
preparing to spend the rest of his
days in ldleness.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

You can't blame a man for
walking as if he were intoxicated
when his shoes are tight"
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

No woman is a heroine to her
dressmaker.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05
That Day Will Be Gala One

For three Georgia the
claimed the o Ohm ROBINSON SHOW their fav
sons and daughters early learned lisp the Old
the sho OF their and no other held
ROBINSON SHOW and long
times the merit
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

Dlliousness, dlsperse dyspepsia, prevent
sick and nervous headache, use DR.. M.
A. Simmons Liver Medicine. For sale
by G. M Crosby.
Hope is bubble the unsuccess-
full man blows and plows until it
bursts.
DIR. M. A. Simmons Liver Medicine
quickens the appetite, aids digestion.
gives tone and vigor to all the func-
tions, and fortifies the system against
epidemic influences. For sale by G..
M. Crosby.
A true love knot is said to be
the top knot of a woman's happi-
hess.
The health-restorer and health-main-
tainer, DIR. M. A. Simmons Liver Medi-
cine, strengthens the nerves. makes
you plump and comely, and enriches
the complexion with natures choicest
colors. Sold by @. M. Crosby.
A barber says mans whiskers
are always cut down in his youth.
"a W. n OIIiliHOHS Liver Medicine
has greatly benefited others and il
reasonably certain to do you good
Try it. Sold by G. M. Crosby.
Business with the busy little
bee is always humming.
Mrs. John Holtzclaw, Atlanta, Ga.
writes: DR.. M. A. Simmons Liver
Medicine cured me Of constipation and
dyspepsia. | think it superior to
Zeilin's and Black Draught. Its action
being stronger yet milder. In fact !
cannot say enough in its favor. For
sale by G. M. Crosby
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

ONE dollar gets the MARIETTA JOURNAL
re one year, 90 cents for six months, and
70 cents for three months Coue in and
ubseribe.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

To stimulate sluggish liver, Danish
blliousness, disperse dyspepsia, prevent
sick and nervous headache, use DIR. M.
A. Simmons Liver Medicine. For sale
by G. M Crosby.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

Too many people in this ws6r]2
do things for the sake of an II
core.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

No matter how tim
may be, he is neva
about reminding youd
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

A farmer says it goes against
the grain to cut corn.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

Some men refuse to marry be-
cause they have a horror of di- 4
vorce.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

The patient has a. 6ghti3
chance for life when doctors all
gree
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

lds aTryil1 ||k Nfor lie I,
bseof bafildlng Hf llIinleIf s.
room dwell Ting on tze som pany {
pr0perSy.
# looks IKE. there Vas q we'd. Ill
ding brewif Ia the sweet i've ala
pye. "a i
One evening last week Calvin
Herrin, a farmer living near Nick
slack, hadsoccasionto pass STAIN
backs rallEoad crossing, whefa he
was accosted by two buns, whoA /
ordered him to throw uphis hands z
and then proceededtto search hisl :,
pockets, and finding no9hing Of 4.
value on him except & 6o<ket y
knife, they threw at N.Y. knd n
cursed him for not ehavlhg AMY |
money They were Stranger tos
their victim and there isano clue
to their identity, which iek 1rNch !. !
to- be regretted. KbN
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

Hope is a bubble the unsuccess-
full man blows and plows until it
bursts.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

THE MENAGERIE
logical Collection
nageTe is the feet
GRAND
itself magnificent
School Alaska
Also received
the the kind
America exhibiting these
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

A barber says mans whiskers
are always cut down in his youth.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

Business with the busy little
bee Is always humming.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

DIR. M. A. Simmons Liver Medicine
has greatly benefited others and il
reasonably certain to do you good
Try it. Sold by G. M. Crosbv.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-10-05

A true love knot is said to be
the top knot of a woman's happi-
ness.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
AWAKE SIXTEEN YEARS.
A Wisconsin Mans Long Spell of In
somnia Ends Only with
Death.

One might search the world over and
not find more curiously effected per-
son than the late Edward Balm, the
Kenosha millionaire wagon manufac-
turer whose recent death at Pasadena,
Cal, terminated an extraordinary ex-
istence.
Balm in his time caused q revolution
in the manufacture of farm wagons.
In 80 doing he robbed himself Of sleep
when he might have slept. Then when
he retired from active business to rest
he found that he could not sleep If he
would
Balm was known as "the man who
never sleeps" and it is fact that for
nearly 10 years he had not slept an hour
in his bed. All this time was spent
in seeking amusement and diversion.
He Travelled about aimlessly, trying -
forget that he had to sleep.
1t was not dissipation, for he was abb
solutely temperate. In order to relieve
himself from the terrible strain under
which he had been for years, some 16
years ago he relinquished the active
management of the great Kenosha in
stitution to capable superintendent.
He had labored very often until day
light of the morning following that on
which he had arisen. He had done so
too long, for when he gave up work he
couldn't sleep at all.
For ten years he made daily trips to
Chicago, and for no other purpose than
to ride On the street cars. He would
take a drive early in the morning, have
breakfast, take the ten a. IN. train for
the big Illinois town, where he would
board one Of the South side cars, on
which he would remain until the end of
the line was reached, and then proceed
back to town for luncheon, and later
would go TO the theater.
He was very fond Of the theater, not
because he enjoyed the performance
as others do, for he never witnessed the
performance, paradoxical as that state
ment may seem. Az soon as the orches-
ira would strike up the overture he
would settle back into the seat for q
semi-sleep, if the term is permissible,
and would remuin in a partially uncon-
scious condition until the conclusion of
the play.
After that he would take his attendant
and proceed to billiard hall, where he
would again seek sort of repose The
attendant would either engage enc Of
the attaches in a game of billiards or
would idly shoot the balls about the
table. Balm revelled in the noise of
clicking billiard balls. After that he
would return home to resume his cease
less round of advertisement at the break
OF day.
Bain's life was peculiarly active and
energetic one. He was born in Colum-
bia county, n. Y, in 1929. He was
bound over to a hardware merchant al
the age of 16, and then left New York
state for the west Then he had scarce
ly penny. When he died he left for
tune OF 81, 900 900, it is eStimated.-N. Y.
Herald
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
THE CITIZEN.
WIT AND WISDOM.

The stern man isn't always behind In
business affairs.-Chicago Daily News.
Farmer-"What are you doing in my
apple tree?" Thief-"Excuse mel just
fell off a balloon."-FHegende Blaetter
Old men go to great deal Of trouble
dying their mustaches, considering
that they fool neither women nor
death.-Atchison Globe.
"I wonder what makes him lean back
SO far?" Him? He's had military curv-
ature of the spine ever since he got out
Of the army."-Cincinnat Enquirer.
First Alderman-"If we vote for this
bill we shall never have another chance
TO hold office" Second Alderman
Huh! We won't need dto!"-Cncinnau
Enquirer.
Mrs. De Sour-"I want you TO keep
your dog out of my house. It's full OF
feas." Mrs. De Smart-"Mercy on me!
Fidol come here, sir! Don't you go INTO
that house again. It's full OF fieas. =
Jewish Comment.
81 hear it's al over between you and
Miss Kittisn." Don't you believe It..
I've been trying for three weeks 10 Set
my ring back, and there's going to be
trouble II she doesn't yield it up pretty
soon."-Cleveland Leader.
"I should think some gentleman
might give that woman seat, said one
man. why, all the gentlemen in this
car are standing now" said the other.
Then they looked at the man who was
seated.-N. Y. Commercial Advertiser.
First Boy-"Is that a good house
dog?" Second Boy-"No." Good bird
dog?" NO" "Good for rabbits?"
mo" "Knows some tricks, perhaps?"
"No." What is it good for" "Nothin',
only to take prizes at shows. s."-Pear-
sons Weekly.
81 like to go across to Ar. Franks
towns" said Mr.. Bellefeld to Nr.
Bloomfield. "He doesn't talk me to
death about what ought to be done with
the Philippine islands" DO you know
why he is silent on the subject?" mo;
why?" HE doesn't know how to pro-
nounce the proper names. Pitts
burgh ChronicleTelegraph.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16

TO have him killed off in the early years
of manhood by the dread disease con-
sumption.
Until recent wears consumption was con-
sidered an incurable disease. Now it IS
known TO ten. of thousands that Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery cures
os Der cent. of all cases IL taken in the early
stages of the disease. II also cures bron-
chitis. laryngitis, throat and nasal troubles
and all allied diseases of the air passages.
II is the best blood maker and hesh-builder,
the best general tonic and nerve restora-
tive. II gives keen edge to the appe-
tite. corrects the impaired digestion, pro-
NOTES the flow Of digestive juices. facili-
tates the production of chyie IN the lower
stomach, or intestines, invigorates the liver
and purifes and enriches the blood II
tears down OLD and inert tissues and builds
up new, firm, muscular tissues OF heaitn.
II strengthens the hearts action, promotes
the circulation of the blood TO every part
of the body and deepens the breathing,
thus supplying the blood with vitaiizing
orvpeu. Thousands have testified to its
merits. The dealer who offers something
else as "just as good is dishonest.
"I never was very strong and then had Ia
Grippe" writes Mrs Oracle G. smith OF +oo
felt tired all the time. took three bottles OF
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription and two OF
Golden Medical Discovery and two walls OF
Pleasant Pellets have better health now
than for many years.
Twenty-one one-cent stamps cover the
mailing of a paper-covered copy of Doctor
Pierceis Common Sense Medical Adviser.
Cloth bound, 81 stamps. Send to DR.. K V.
Pierce, Buffalo. n. Y.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16


One Of the great consultations CON
nected with the work Of editing local
newspapers and welding with lusty
arm the glttering sword of truth, is
the undisgused appreciation of your
readers. They realize the fact that the
cost Of running newspaper is about
equal to that of maintaining circus
and mena9arie, and that the production
of reliable paper means infinite Ia Dor
Fence they read your paper with avid
ity and are eager 10 grasp your hand
and congratulate you on your splendid
efforts in behalf of progress and enlight
enment They love to soothe your
eager palm with shining dollars, and
hence do not expect you to do anything
for nothing. They not only pay
promptly in advance for the paper, but
do all in their power to encourage and
aid you in yonr efforts on behalf of the
universe in general aud your own com
munity III particular Everybody at
tributes to you pure motives and good
Judgment, and feels that your talents
and virtues should entitle You to the
highest rewards. That is why country
editors in general fairly wallow in
wealth, and that is the reason 50 few of
them have torpid Flyers Punk Spirit.
He worked all day with his nice snow
spade,
Through long hours of cold and pain /;
He smiled at the clearing he had made
And then goldarnit it showed again.
This is unquestionably regular
old fashioned winter
Some men censuie woman for paint
ing, yet they never saw an angel that
wasn't painted.
Some mems only bad habit is that
they boast too much of their good hab-
its, and that spoils it a H.
1t is said lightning only strikes QUO
in the same place, but this is very poor
consolation TO the fellow who is struck
but once.
When you are told to believe only
one-balf that you hear, the question will
frequently arise: (Which halfy"
Satan has to pry busy mans door
open for him TO enter; but that OF the
idler is standing invitation for his
Satanic Majesty 20 enter whenever
he feels so disposed. II
A United States Senator has been
knighted. This is far better than being
benighted on the expansion question.
Presence of mind is undoubtly good
thing in the hour Of danger but absence
of body is far better.
The time for the election Of good men
to manage our borough affairs is rapid
ly coming on.
There should be ho reason for fail
ure in the ice crop this year.
The righteous as well as the wicked
stand on slippery places
Still somewhat grippy.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16

Train arriving at $50 pm. leaves b o. depot
Pittsburg at 80 pm and p. W, Allegheny at $50
r. -.
On SATURDAYS a train known the theatre Tram,
VII leave RufIer At 8 45 d. m arriving at Allegheny
at 7 ~ returning leave Allegheny at ll-SO p. m
Pullman sleeping On Ch icago Express bet"esh
Pittsburg and Chicago. -.
FOR through tckets 10 all points in the west north
west or southwest and information regarding routes
time of trains, etc. apply to
VIZ TURNER, Ticket Agent,
REYNOLDS supt Butler Pa
Fo1burg, Pa G. W. BAssETT,
GPA Allegheny, Pa
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
Pasxinc 1t Along

Stuckwell-Yes; I've lost all CO e.
dence in Jones since he worked that
beast off on me. I'll never trust him
again.
Groom-Yes, sir; what are you goin'
to do with the horse now, sir?
Stuckwell-Well, expect friend OF
mine over this afternoon to look at
him-Puck
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
Didn't Want to Sit.

Bridget-There's a man in the parlor
wants to see you, sir.
Mr.. Ardup-I'Il be there in a min
ute. Ask him 10 take a chair.
"Sure, sir, he says he's going to take
all the furniture. He's from the in
stallment company."-Brooklyn Life
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
A Bit Historical.

When our grandfathcrs "A hunting went
Ia the long ago, thoy took down, from itH
peg on the wall, Il gun Of uG mean dimcn-
SiOns. long Of barrel and strong OF stock
over OIc shoulder was thrown the polished
powder horn, and over the other the buck
skin bullet pouch embroidered IN fancy
wOrstcd by the good mans wife. Then thl
Hint was carefully tested against good steel
that IL might, without fail, strike fire, when
the hunter took aim and pulled trigger on
the bounding buck.
Aud Ia those same days came 2 wonderful
invention Of picture taking and With much
pain and suffering our grandfathcr5, IN siin
stocks and with face challtcd, look I'd plci,-
ant for full twenty inmates together that
we their deccndants, might see their icatur-
cs IN iittI' Flushed lined cases, gay WIN
brass trimmings
AND o-DAYl We dafy Jhc very el-
cmcnt1 We use. The crack Of ths sports
man ) rifle Is NO longer accompanied ny :.
puh OF smoke. The photographer Is no long
or obliged ~ seek The dark room when re
loading his camcTa.
Tn" nitrous cartridge has removed the
smoke nuisance; tho Film cartridge mas
done away with the dark room.
Get Kodak at the only place IN town
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
AnElnhln San IN en- Z .

What is your opinion of municipal
ownership OF street railways?"
s"Well," answered Senator Sorghum,
after much thought, my opinion on
that point depends"
"On what?"
"On who happens to be owning the
municipality. y."-Washington Star.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
Had Other Resources.

"My wife" said the young man, cal
ways kisses me when l come home al
night"
MY wife does not" replied the man
of middle age, but it is of no advan-
tage to me. In one way or another she
gets report on the condition Of my
breath just the same. Chicago Post
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
PENNSYLVANIA RiJ5 a1lD.
WESTERN PENNSYLVANIA DIVISION.
SCHEDULE IN EFFEcT Nov. q, 1885

sIryDAYI AYITRAIys-Lezye Butler for Alleghe
CITY and principal intermediate stations at I35
and 500 p.
xauru --WEEK DAYS
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
BeIgium's Active Women.

No one can travel in Belgium without
being struck by the extraordinary ac.
tivity and prominence Of the women.
Over the doors Of shops Of all descrip-
tions the name of the owner or owners
is frequently followed by "Soeurs" or
"Veuve." You find them proprietors o.
hotels and restaurants. They are
often custodians OF the churches. They
are employed to tow the boats along
the canal banks. They cut up the meat
in the butchers shops. and they are
even to be noticed sheinP horses At the
forge lbany Argus
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
A can.iderate Berrnr.

Mendicant-Say, boss, can't you give
q poor devil something?
Mr.. Portly Pompous-I never give
anything to street beggars.
Mendicant-All right, boss. I don't
want yer ter do nothin' agin' yer prin-
ciples. Just gimme yer house address,
and I'll call every day.-Tammany
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
The IHunl Thing.

Farmer Hayrick-Well, Zeke, when
yer wuz in Washington did yer make
inquiries ez to what our congressman
wuz doin'?
Farmer Hedgrow-Yes. l asked, an
everybody said he wuz doin' barten-
ders! Wonder what ther fools meant ?
N Y Journal
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
What She Might Give.

"I am looking for something real nice
for a young man." said the young and
pretty shopper.
"Why don't you look in the mirror"'
asked the gallant clerk, and she was 50
fustered that he managed TO sell her
four different things that she did not
want before she knew what she was do
ing.-Chicago Post.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16

DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup is the best
remedy for coughs. colds, sore throat
and grippe This is the verdict of the
people.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16

An exchange says lady called on a
photographer of that town and said:
II want to get my children's pictures
taken. What do you charger" Three
dollars a dozen" responded the genial
photographer We'll, I'll have to wait
few years longer" explained the moth
er. Il have only nine children now"
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16

DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup has an enor
nous sale. II is the best remedy for colds
and cough, and is pleasant to take. %
(.ta
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
NOTICE,

Notice is hereby given that Mary 4.
Mcclure, guardian Of the estate Of
Mary Slater, lunatic has filed her
final account in the office Of the Pro
thonotary Of the Court of Common
Pleas of Bntler county, Pa, at Ms. ID.
No. 10, March term, 1898. hook Z. page
70 and that the same will be presented
to the said Court for confirmation and
allowance on Saturday, the llth day OF
NJ arch, 1899. Il. j. THOMPSON,
Prathonotary Office, Feb. Z, 1899
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
An Unexpected Return

Real Estate Man-The man who went
to look at those lots in Swampville
came back and said he couldn't locate
the property.
His Partner-H'm! That accounts
for his coming back.-Puck.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16

81 suppose" said Uncle Jerry PEBBLES,
"the hottest place on earth is the stoke
hole of an iron battleship in action"
"There is one hotter" remarked IN
Gle Allen Sparks. Its the place where
a young husband sits when he carves
his first turkey for rcompany."-Chicago
Tribune
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
The Proper Thing.

"Where are all our umbrellas|
asked Mr.. Bloobumper.
"They are used up" replied Mrs
Bloobumper.
"Well, that is just the way in which
I wanted to use oue."-Town Topics.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-02-16
Ccrebru ton.

She-Why does that piano sound first
high and then low when Miss Wilson
plays it?
He-Well, you see, she is learning tf
ride a bicycle, and uses both pedal.
from force of habit.-lllustrated Amer
lean