The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1899-07-14

Where does the boat called
smack properly beIongT Il don't
know" why, on the face Of the
Observation-Disclosures Bulletin.
Marie, I'm sure there's some
thing crawling up my back" Mrs
Jones-"Oh, l guess it's just your /
fancy" Jones-"No. it's too lively /
Life.
Kings Daughter-Mercyl Do you [
allow that haIf-grown girl 10 read 1
lola and OuidaG The mother must 1
do something to keep her away from
daily newspapers.
Mrs. Van Twlller who mistakes Dr..
Jovlal for 4 physicianl-And where do
you practice, doctor2 The Rev. DR..
Jovlal-Ah, madam. I do not praeticei
I only preach--HaTlem Life.
Miss Fondart-~Jack. what do they
mean when they speak Of a irst-watsr
dlamondf Jack-"One that-um-er
one fresh from the mine-never been
soaked you know."-Jewelers' Weekly.
After man has taken a girl to q the
alter as often as six times, and called
upon her with chocolates IN his pocket,
she begins 70 see a resemblance IN him
10 her favorite hero in q HoveL-AtcLi-
son Globe.
Il read to-day said Mrs Mcbride,
"of a Judge who recently granted TWEEN
Is divorces in one day He must be
one Of those tweuty-kuOt destroyers We
read about sometimes" added lIr. Nc
Bride.-Life-
Jones-Dear mel You say you often
lay down the law 10 your wife How
do you 90 about itl Bones-Why. all
you need is frmness. usually 90 into
my study, lock the door, and DO IL over
/ the transOm. Puck.
H-Why did you fail 10 recognize
me on the street to-days She-I didn't
see you. H=That's strange saw
you twice. She-Oh. that probably ac-
counts for tt. I never notice j man in
that condltion.-Fibre and Fabric.
Cholly-Charmiug widow. isn't shef
They say she is to marry again Algy-
wouldn't want TO be 4 widows sec
ond husband. CEolly-Well, Ia rather
be a widows second husband than her
first husband. doncherknow.-Puck.
Yes. Stubs was goin into a decline.
an the doctor said tn best thing for
him was TO get an easy government job
and lie around doing nothing. a sine
cure. ehT- 4 don't know what kind O
cure you call it. but anyhow he's
cured"
The trouble with him." said the
young man who had been trying 10
ntungly describe an acquaintance, is
that when he dipped into the sea Of
knowledge he thought be brought UP
50 much that the blamed thing went
dry.'-Chicago Post
Mrs. Tufori-~lt must have taken
Daniel Webster a long time 10 com
pile the dictionary; don't you think
SOP Tflford-~Dduielg You mean
Noah. don't your Mrs. Tilford-
Vow. don't be silly. Noah bulk the
ark."-Brooklyu Life.
Curran. the Irish advocate, was ex
aiming j witness once. and, failing &c
GET direct answer. said. There IS nc
use In asking you questions, for 1 see
the villain in your face do you. STRIP
said the man. FAX. never knew be
fore that my face was a l0Oking-glass.'
Mr.. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Is no US
talking; won't eat any more Of YOU
cooking. Mrs. Younghusbaud fearful
, lvl-And you-y0u-said-you weri
willing to-die-die for me, But. mad
, anne. there are worse things thar
, death. sydney Town and Counvr.
, Journal.
! Mrs. Proudfoot-~Yes. Mrs. Nala
, prop. that's an heirloom. Its been il
! Mr.. Proudfoots family over a hun
( dred years" Mrs. MalaprOp-~Do tell
= I've been naggin' At John Henry 60 -
: an heirloom ever since we moved @
: the city. but he can't fni any, excep
second hand ones. and won't hav
them. Jewellers Weekly.
\ rich but ignorant lady. who va
! rather ambitious IN her eo1versar iona
STYLE. In speaking Of s. friend. said
= HE is 8 paragram Of polireness. Ely
: cuse me- said 3 wag sitting next Q
/, her. "but do you not mean parauell
4 grant, "Of course do imWetlarel
:. replied the lady. How could l hav
/, made such 4 mistaken
, His idea OF the process; AS I On
/, derstand it," said the heather. -yo
propose to civilize me-" Exactly 50.
You mean 10 get me out OF habits o
fdleness and teach me 20 work '-rha
{ is the idea" And then lead me 20 sin
: pity my methods aud invent things
: make my work lighter YES" An
q next 1 VIII become ambitious 90 ~
( rich. 50 that l won't have 70 work q
, all" Naturally" Well what's d
; use Of taking such q roundabout Wa
; OF getting Just where I started1
Il don't have to work Ow."-WaShlnsto
Stsr.