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The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1899-09-13
A GirlsA Idea of Boys.

At an examination in n certain school
for girls an essay on Boys" was
ordered written, and this was n OF
the compositions:
'The boy is not m animal, yet he
can be heard to a considerable distance,
When a boy hollers he opens his mouth
like a frogs, but girls hold their tongue
till they are spoke to, and they answer
respectable, and tell just how it was.
A boy thinks he is clever because he
a wade where it is deep, but God
made the dry land for every living
thing, and rested on the seventh day.
When the boy grows up he's called a
husband and stays out nights, but the
grew up girl is z widow and keeps
house."
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1899-09-13
She Kept Cool.

: She Kept Cool.
She was q young woman with q
vivid imagination and a rapid fire vo-
cabulary.
"Oh," she said to a young man re-
Gently, Il did come so near seeing a
dreadful accident yesterday. 1t was
just too shocking"
How did it happen:' queried the
youth.
why, you see. it was like this:
There was a horse coming along at the
tDrner of Prospect and Case-a horse
and a buggy-and they didn't see the
motor was SO close-that is, the people
In the buggy didn't see it-there was a
woman driving-a woman and two
children, l think-and she tried to
drive the horse across the track-the
buggy had a TOP to it, and she didn't
hear the bell-and the motor came
right up and pushed against the buggy
and pushed it along, and the horse
jumped a little, and the woman
screamed, and the children-well, l
couldn't hear the c~hildren-but the
man wasn't strong enough to stop the
motor, and it pushed the buggy right
off the track
"And where were you all this timer
inquired the interested youth.
II stood by the curb"
"Yes."
81 was so nervous. you know"
Eyes"
"And I ate chocolate creams just rs
fast as l could and prayed."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1899-09-13

Quickens the blood, rounds the form,
lifts the brain and body from weakness
to power. That's what Rocky Mountain
Tea does.
FRANK SIXTH.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1899-09-13

"They + simply perfect" writes
Robert Moore, OF La Fayette, Ind, OF
DeWitt's Little Early R,sers, the "fam.
Gus little pills" for constipation and all
liver ailments. Never gripe.
Cook d ODEE.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1899-09-13
lDO Not be Imposed on.

Always insist on getting Foley's Honey
and Tar, az it is positively, absolutely
nd U u qualifedly the best cough medi.
cine. Accept no substitute.
FRANK SMITH.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
Telegraphing to Mars.

The idea that we may possibly be able
sometime to communicate with the
planet Mars is a perfectly sound one.
Those who laugh at it merely empha-
size their lack Of knowledge Of the
march of progress. Years ago man
with his family could not cross a stream
a hundred yards wide. He could COM
municate with his fellow men only so
far as his voice would reach. Medical
science knew no positive cure for dys-
pepsia. But we have progressed. Steam
crosses the ocean, electricity communi-
Gates across the continent, and Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters has proved a boon
to humanity. 1t strikes at the root of
almost all sickness-the stomach, and
cures indigestion, constipation, bilious
ness and dyspepsia. A private Revenue
Stamp should cover the neck Of the bot
flo
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
THE WEAPON OF SCIENCE.

Any disease may be deadly enough
when you have no adequate means
at hand to confront it. Plenty of peo-
pie die every day of durable diseases,
simply because the stereotyped, routine,
senseless methods and remedies usually
employed are not halfway equal to the
occasion.
But when a truly scientific remedy like
DIR. Pierce's great "Golden Medical Dis
covery" is brought to bear upon the
complaints which. it is designed to cure,
it penetrates the tough %hide-bound armor
of obstinate disease with the am I'M
erring accuracy and power with which a
modern rife penetrates a savage shield.
~ had been doctoring and using patent medi-
cine for about a year and a half, being unable to
work most of the time" says John l.. Cough,
enour, Esq, of Glensavage, Somerset Co. Pa.
"The doctor said I had heart disease and indi.
gestion.. It began with a choking and oppressed
my throat clear down into my stomach. My
appetite was usually poor, and I was as weak
and nervous as though / had been starved out
for months. My heart kept throbbing contin'
ually and I was short of breath.
FINALLY wrote to Dr.. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo;
N. Y, for advice and he informed me that l had
indigestion and torpid liver. I did not think
that diagnosis was right, but / ordered six bot
ties of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
and began its use. After using three bottles !
and / have been working ever since"
For obstinate constipation DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets are the most perfect
medicine ever devised. They give
prompt, comfortable, permanent relief.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
EDISON'S MINING SCHEME.
Purchase of the Ortiz Land Grant in New
Mexico Arouses Interest.

Friends of Thomas A. Edison, the
working for several years he has per-
! fected an invention which will bring to
him more riches than any other product
of his wonderful brain. This invention
is a process for extracting gold from
rock ore or sand by electricity without
the use Of water.
If Edison really has completed this
invention 1T may multiply many times
the production of gold in this country.
There are hundreds of square miles of
gold-bearing and in the United States
which cannot be worked on account of
the lack of water. In the great deserts
Of the south are rich expanses from
which millions might be extracted if
water were present. The expense Of
conducting the water to the ore or of
carrying the ore to the water would be
SO great as to make the cost Of the gold
exceed it's value.
The enormous fortunes to be made by
a process that would open up these now
useless lands attracted Edison. For
years he has worked Upon the problem.
Once he spent twenty months, helped
by numerous and expensive assistants,
building machines to do the work. At
the end of that time he found there was
a defect in the calculations. He threw
away the machines and began the gi-
gantic task over again.
News comes to the Journal from San
ia Fe, N. NJ, that Edison has obtained
possession of the gold lands of the New
Mexico Mining Company. He has
bought them for 50, 1000, 900 from Samuel
ceiver of the property, and the sale has
been approved by Judge McFie. 1t is
stated that Mr.. Edison will build a
large reduction plant, at which he will
treat the gold ore from the Ortiz mines
by this new electrical process.
This intimation, leaking out at Santa
Fe, is the first news that the electric
process is a commercial possibility. The
work Upon it has been conducted with
great secrecy. 1t was known hat the
lltloilllS u liz ilNClllloll "oulV 6iNS
value to mining property now worth
less, and the keeping of the secret
meant wealth to those interested in it.
A Journal reporter saw Mr.. Edison
in his home in Orange last night. He
refused to say anything in relation to
the Ortiz mining deal or to tell if he has
completed his electric extraction proc
ess. He practically admitted, however,
that he is one of a New York syndicate
interested in the scheme.
From outside sources it was learned
that James Burn, a representative of
Mr.. Edison, has been working on plans
for a concentrating plant for nearly
two years. This plant is to be erected
by Mr.. Edison near Santa Fe.
Mining men everywhere are intensely
interested in the electric invention, but
so far they have not been able to crafty
their curiosity. Mr.. Edison only smiles
mysteriously when they question him,
but he has admitted that he has made
remarkable efforts to accomplish the
discovery.-New York Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
A CURE
OF DIARRHOEA.
A PROMINENT VIRGINIA EDITOR
Had Almost Given Up, but Was
Brought Back to Perfect Health by
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy.
READ HIS

(From the Times, Hillstille, Va.)
I suffered with diarrhoea for a long
time, and thought I was past being
cured. I had spent much time and
money and suffered 50 much misery
that I had almost decided to give up all
hopes of recovery and await the result,
but noticing the advertisement of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy and also some testimo-
malls stating how some wonderful cures
had been wrought by this remedy, I de-
cided to try it. After taking a few doses
I was entirely well Of that trouble, and
I wish to say further to my readers and
fellow-sufferers that I am a hale and
hearty man to-day, and feel az well as
I ever did in my life.-O. R. Moore.
Sold by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
A NARROW ESCAPE.

Thankful words written by Mrs. Ada
E. Hart, of Groton, s. D.: "Was taken
with a bad cold which settled on my
lungs; cough set in and finally termi-
mated in Consumption. Four doctors
gave me up, saying I could live but a
short time. + gave myself up to my
Savior, determined If I could not stay
with my friends on earth, I would meet
my absent ones above. My husband was
advised to get DR.. Kings New Discov-
erysfor Consumption, Coughs and Colds.
I gave 1t a trial, took in all eight bot
ties. It has cured me, and thank God, ]
am saved and now a well and healthy
woman" Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Regular size, SOC and $1.00. Guaranteed
or price refunded.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
spA1N,s GREATEST e E

Mr.. r. p. Olivia, Of Barcelona, Spain,
spends his winters at Aiken, s. c. Weak
nerves had caused severe pains in the
back Of his head. On using Electric
Bitters, Americas greatest Blood and
Nerve Remedy, all pain soon left him.
He says this grand medicine Ia what
his country needs. All America knows
that It cures liver and kidney trouble,
purifies the blood, tones up the stomach,
strengthens the nerves, puts vim, vigor
and new life into every muscle, nerve
and organ Of the body. II weak, tired OF
ailing you need 1t. Every bottle guar
anteed, only 80 cents. Sold by Fischer
& Co, druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
Higher Criticism.

The savage held his temper admirably.
Nature, he replied, with a comprehen-
sive gesture, is our Bible.
Then of course you have no Higher
Criticism, exclaimed the Enlightened
Man, shuddering.
Oh, but we have, protested the savage
vehemently. Why, there are among us
any number Of advanced thinkers who
wonder, for instance, if there isn't too
much saleratus in the bread fruit. Yes,
sir.
Here we see that the mind is alike
impatient of letters no matter what
mans corporal condition be.-Detroit
Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25

PRACTICE
Forms to conform to Code)

Pattison's Forms Of Pleading,
under tho Missouri Code, have
been placed with the New Mex
loan Printing Co. for sale.
A complete and comprehensive
book of forms, adopted to the
new Code Of Civil Procedure
now In erect In New Aext3o
Partl. Ordinary Proceedings
In Courts OF Record. Part 2.
kttechments;C ertiorari ;Garn-
lshment; Habeas Corpus; In
junction: Nandamus; MechaD-
los Lien; Prohibition; quo
WayrAnto and Replevin. Part
{, Miscellaneous. Covering Ad-
vsrtisements; Afidavits: Arbi-
trations; Assignments; Deposit
tions: Naturalization, etc., etc.
Bound In full law sheep. De-
livered At any postofice In New
Mexico upon receipt Of pub
llsher's price, $500. Purchaeer's
name printed on the book free
Of cost. Address New Mexican
Printing Company, Santa Fe.
n. n.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
TRY ALIENS FOOT-EASE

A powder to be shaken into the shoes
Your feet feel swollen, nervous and hot
and get tired easily. If you have smart
ing feet or tight shoes, try Aliens Foot
Ease. 1t cools the feet and makes walk
ing easy. Cures swollen, sweating feet
ingrowing nails, blisters and callou'
spots. Relieves corns and bunions of al
pain and gives rest and com: ort. Try i
today. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores for csc. Trial package FREE
Address, Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
A WORD TO

Mothers Of children affected with
Group or a evere cold need not hesitate
to administer Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. 1t contains no opiate nor nar
cotic in any form, and may be given as
confidently to the babe as to an adult.
The great success that has attended Its
use in the treatment Of colds and Group
has won for it the approval and praise
it has received throughout the United
States and in many foreign lands. For
sale by A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
After Deep Thoughts.

And what did Lot say when he saw
that his wife had been turned into a
pillar of salt for looking back? Can you
tell, Robert?
No mann.
Just think for a moment and see if
you can't remember.
Robert tentatively, after a pause)-
Rubber neck.-BrOoklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder. 1t cures
painful, smarting, nervous feet and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery Of the age.
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy. 1t is a certain cure fol
sweating, %callous and hot, tired, aching
feet. Try it today. Sold by all drug
gists and shoe stores. BY mail for Csc
In stamps. Trial package FREE. Ad'
dress. Allen s. Olmsted. LIE Roy, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
Dog story.

The Skye's favorite place was, as 1t
should be, at his mistress feet. He was
generally quite well behaved, but would
have lost his character one day had he
been without excuse. The Skye was run.
ing in front Of his mistress and her hus-
band and suddenly surprised them by
flying at a poor girl and holding her pris-
oner. When they came to her rescue,
they found her to be a child to whom had
been given a pair Of the Skye's mistress
shoes. To secure what he deemed to be
q thief Of his mistress property, and this
the shoes that had SO tenderly rubbed
him, was clearly his duty, and he did It.
Spectator.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25

AS usually treated a sprain will dis
able the injured person for three or four
weeks, but If Chamberlain's Pain Balm
is freely applied a complete cure may
be effected in a very few days. Pain
Balm also cures rheumatism. cuts,
bruises and burns. For sale by A. G.
Irolond
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
,CAeaper.'

"Why y Il you never entertain Jones
any more1 You used to say that he could
ut down any time and give you all the
news Of the day"
80 be could, but after figuring on
what ks ate, smoked and drank I found
that I could ave money by taking three
Or four first class newspapsrs."-Dstroit
Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
THAT THRoBBING HEApACHE

THAT THROBBING HEADACHE
Would quickly leave you, If you used
DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Thousands
Of sufferers have proved their matchless
merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches.
They make pure blood and strong
nerves and build up your health. Easy
to take. Try them. Only Is cents. Mon
ey back II not cured. Sold by Fischer &
Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
Prejudice Against Goats.

Goats can be raised wherever sheep
will do well, and on brushy land they
live on weeds and brush, leaving the
grass for other stock. More attention is
now being given to them in Texas than
formerly, but very many more could be
raised to advantage, especially where
the underground and brush are en-
croaching on the pastures. Formerly
there was nearly everywhere in the
United States a prejudice against the
meat of goats, but that is disappearing.
When such meat is properly dressed
and prepared it is, to nearly every one,
quite as palatable as mutton, and there
are lew dishes better than a fat, juicy
kid, we'll roasted. Nearly n farmer
could keep enough goats to supply him
abundantly with fresh meat through
out the year, and that, too, not only
without cost, but with decided benefit
to his land. With Angora bucks the
flock can be bred UP so that at the
fourth cross there would begin to be an
annual supply of m~erchantable mohair.
Texas Stock and Farm Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
Bringing Him to Time.

Bobby think Tommy Jones is the
meanst boy I eve know.
Mamma-What has Tommy been
doing now?
Bobby said / was going to be a poet
when l grew up, and he said he'd be an
editor, and wouldn't print any of my
poems unless I'd be his horse every time.
-Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
Just q R.prsss.tsA.

~ thought you said this property was
only a couple of steps from the postof-
Acct" said the prospective buyer.
1T IT," responded the ever rssourcsful
real estate agent. you step on an cleo
trio car here and step Of at the postof-
fee. That's only two steps. Seef'-
Ohio State Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25

Tommy-I'm going to begin common
fractions tomorrow, ma.
Mother-You shall do nothing of the
kind, Tommy. You shall study the very
best fractions they have In the school
From Crypt.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. SsbS.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,
Snntamhar IA 1900

Notice 10 hereby given that the following
named settler has fled notice Of his Intention
to make final proof In mi, support 3s his claim IN
Probate Clerk of Rio Arriba County at TERRA
Amarillo. N. M, OF October %, 1899, viz: Juan
Manuel velasquex for the sw Y sw Y, sec 8,
tp "a n, r 8 @.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon m cultivation
Of said land, viz:
Teodoro Serrano,. Pedro Garcia y Abeyta,
Mariana Gallegos. Klias Serrano, all OF Co
MANUEL r. OrERo, Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
His WAY,

Hicks-There is one thing you car
say with truth about Pinchker. He
always keeps his word.
Wicks-And anything else he gets
hold of.-Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
but Rash,

Mrs. Padderly insulted our Culture
Club.
In what way?
She suggested that this year we take
up the study of manners
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
Pontsnsss Tested.

He-The great trouble with Galley is
that he talks too much.
She-That's strange. When, he has
been with me he scarcely said a word.
He-Oh, he is too much of a GENTLE
man to interrupt.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25

Little Sister (angrily)-Now, you do
what l say.
Little Brother-I won't.
You won't, he? Oh, don't l wish we
was grown up and you was my husband.
Tit Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
Pleased.

Benedike-Well, colonel, how do you
like yachting?
Col. Culpepper-Fine sab. It's watah,
watah all around, and not a drop to
drink, sab, thank Gawd.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25

The great success Of Chamberlain's
Collie. Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
in the treatment of bowel complaints
has made it standard yer the greater
part Of the civilized world. For sale by
A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25

LAND Oyg1oH At SANTA FL, N. NJ,
Assnpv~k N 1910 \

LAND OBEIOA At n FA, N, NJ,
August II, 1859. !
Notice 10 hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his Intention
to make fine proof Ia support Of his claim,
Register or Receiver at Santa 70, New Mexico,
ON September Is, 1899, viz: George Holmes
for the NV Y Of sec 1, tp II n. r Zoe
his continuous residence upon and c~ultiva-
tion Of said land, viz:
Juan Pedro Williams, Marcelino Lucero,
Petrolino Armiio, Bernardo Gonzales, all OF
MANUAL r. OrnRo, Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
Wheels.

l feel as If l had wheels in my head!
grOaned the man.
1t must be the truck you ate for din
ner, rejoined his wife innocently enough.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
Blissful Moments,

HanlOn-He assured me he was very
sorry that 1 made myself appear so ridic-
ulous.
Melville-That's all right. There are
a great many persons who are Y
happier than when they are feeling
sorry for somebody else.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
No Room For Argument.

Criticus Cooking at a picture of the
impressionist schooD-If that's high art,
then I'm an idiot.
Cynicus-Well, that is high art.-Tit
RitS
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
The Rift in the Cloud.

Simpkins-Funny that a woman can
never throw anything straight.
Jenkins-Not funny exactly; rather
providential, isn't it?-From the Boston
Traveller.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
A III

"A F~ftIGfITFUL bLUNOEF.
Will often cause a horrible Burn, Scald,
Cut or Bruise. Bucklen's Arnica Salve,
the best in the world, will kill the pain
and promptly heal 1t. Cures Old Sores,
Fever Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons,
Corns, all Skin Eruptions. Best Pile
cure on earth. Only rs cents a box. Cure
guaranteed. Sold by Fischer & Co.,
druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25
A Husband.

You asked me to bring you some pin
money this morning, said the young hus-
band.
Yes, she replied, with an air of expec-
fancy.
Well, said he, I thought l might as
well save you a trip down town, Sc l
brought you a paper of pins instead.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-25

AA~A w
oppose
him,
! but
where
does
either
ofthem
stand
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1899-09-19
geculinr Ways of Trusts.

Special to mes-Republican.
Ames. Sept. 19-The ways of some of
the large trusts of this country are
rather peculiar. as instanced by thing
that occurred here last Saturday morn
ing, which furnished amusement for
the people here and few bruises for
travelling man from Fort Dodge. rep
resenting the Continental Tobacco
Company, the largest trust in exist
ence. Fred Eighmy wholesale and re-
tail tobacco merchant, of this city.
handles the goods of this company at
this point. 1t seems that the trust
hires men to go about the country and
investigate the merchants handling
their goods to see that they do not
cut the established rate. Saturday
morning the travelling man appeared at
Eighmy's store and without any formal
.ity began to note down the different
brands of tobacco carried in stock.
Among them We're several brands not
handled by the trust. He was very per-
sistent in finding the cost of these
goods, even to the extent of trying to
look into the private correspondence of
the proprietor. He was ordered out,
but did not seem to be in any hurry.
whereupon Mr. Eighmy landed on him
once or twice and. threw him out in the
street. The travelling man left town on
the first train.