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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-04-09
OrEER SECTS ~ PARIS.

Paris correspondence Of The London Telegraph.
Scots OF "NeO- Pagans." OF Zoroastrians ana OF
other mysterious and occult religions nav
their representatives and quarters in ParIs. anu
one OF these fine days the inhabitants OF inns
gay city may. as it would appear be treated 10
the spectacle OF the ceremonies with when me
rather eccentric people who have sneahlnE
Kindness for Isis the ancient Egyptian godueaS'
delight to honor her memory. Some OF our an
tiquaries are recalling to mind the fact that IN
old Gauls were what given t. the Woish'P
Of Isis Enthusiasts even argue that Paris II i
corruption Of Bar Isis. the vessel or Isis. y
tempIe Of Isis is affirmed. Ivy those who profess
To- know all about it, to have crowned the sum
NIT of Montmertre. and a statue OF Isis was
discovered once upOn time in the heiShn)i
hood Of the Church - s. German des fres Al
any rate il seems that are likely 20 witness
some extraordinary rites. including the famous
dance of the four elements divided into ne
ras mr. steps Of the Flower. Of the Mirror. ot
the Tresses and Of the Perfumes. and all tins
nvociltad or led by graceful little 'pr'rsiesS
bailing not from the banks Of the Nile, but
f,nrn those OF the Seine. Then there Wu d.
sinriur Of hymns and primitive tunes. qui,e par
h,ric in fact and II report is TO be credited the
,hola performance will be under the auspices DO
an Auglo-Egyptian couple which Is vastly IN
terested in TINS matter Of the worship OF ISIS
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
lHE WEAKER VESSEL.
Ad,oit Tactics of a silver Polish
Agent Who Anticipated q
Chilly Reception.

That's another agent" said Mrs; NAPLES
as she heard the bell ring Now, In, going
to open the door myself and give him a
freeze-out he'll remember"
She went TO the door with stony look
Of determination on her face, and confront
ed a man carrying a satchel, and before he
had time to speak she snapped out: well,
what do you wantr
For the first time in his experience that
agent lost his cite. He had intended TO ask
her if her eldest sister was at home, and
was ready to address her as "My dear young
lady," that being his formula for any woman
under SO, but one look into that frozen coun'
tenance made him forget his own name. lie
cast his ewes on the doormat, and they took
in gray and black tabby reposing there.
lie was saved.
beautiful cat" he murmured, STOPPING
to caress it, Marked like tiger. Never
saw one Just like il" =.
"You did not call to see the cat, did your
asked Mrs. W in a petrified voice.
my dear lady, / did not know that you
had cat, much less such a magnificent
feline specimen as that! May ask its age?
Mrs. W gave the first sign OF thaw
81 think Marc. is three years old now; he
was kitten when he came to U.S."
"Oh, have you his pedigree?"
mo, indeed, he is only an ordinary cat
We love him for his gentleness and because
we raised him."
mobile creature! Beautiful cat! Excuse
ME, but you have treasure there, and hi
should have a historic pedigree" and III
smoothed down the old doorstep loafer anc
said he reminded him Of his home far away
in Maine.
Then he sold Mrs NAPLES four bottles Of;
new kind of silver polish, and asked her per
mission to call some day with kodak t.
take a picture OF the beautiful cat, and sh,
has been heard to say that the freezing-ou
process was dead failure Chicago Times
| Herald
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
GeOrgie's Raise.

There are several children in the family,
and they were talking Of their garden.
II am going to plant the seeds Uncle
John gave me-" said one, "and raise the
most beautiful flowers"
II AIN going to raise pinks and violets,"
said another.
"And I'm going to raise tube roses" said
the third.
But the little boy said nothing.
He had no seeds to plant.
And presently his mother noticed that
he took no part in the chatter and her
heart smote her. -.
"And what is George going to raise?"
she asked.
Perhaps Georges lip trembled, but his
voice didn't.
co." he said. stoutly, 81 guess can
raise worm or two."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Wit AND WISDOM.

Every tailor knows lot OF pron,ls-
Ing young men.-Chicago Daily News.
A trained cinnamon bear ought to
give q spicy performance.-Goiden
Days
Almost any man would rather have a
policeman call lin down than TO take
him up.--L. A. W. Bulletin.
A friend that you have TO buy won't
be worth what you pay for him, no
matter what that may be.--Prentice.
And you say you ate horse steak
In Paris? How was II served" ~
la cart, of coure, "-Cleyeland Plain
Dealer
"The milkman says he has hard
time to make living" Poor man,
suppose ii is quite strain. Louis
willie Courier-Journal.
Mr.. Dukane--"I want to ask ques-
ton about the lew poultry trust
Mr.. Gaswell-"Go on docs it in
clude iackpots? "-Pittsburgh Chron-
icle Telegraph.
All She Knew About lt.-Juia-
whats stag party?" Jane-"As
l understand it, one in which the
dear men are both the stays and The
staggerers." -Cleveland Leader.
Jaggs--'My dear, you are getting
better looking as you grow older Youi
beauty appears TO have doubled" Mrs
Jaggs-"That will do, Mr.Jaggs. You've
been drinking again!"-Chicago News
Miss Goler-"Mr. Downtouch, you al,
always saying how fond you are o.
football; but never remember seeing
YOU play" Downtouch-"No; | an
thoroughly convinced that am fond o,
the game; but ! haven't the courage o
my convictions, you see. "--Bostol
Transcript.
would you buy legislature in
quired the patriotic young man, in
dignantly. If you mean whole leg
islature," answered Senator Sorghum
II will say promptly and emphaticall,
that ! would not. 1t would be need
less extravaganza. A little more thar
half the legislature is plenty for al
practical purposes" Wa hington Star
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
WEDDING PRESENTS.
Some Queer Old Customs That Are
Still Observed In other
Lands.

Giving wedding presents is an old
custom. but the custom differs in differ
ent countries. Scotland's penny we'd
dings were peculiar. They were called
penny affairs, but the invited guests
contributed shillings, and occasionally
half crown, and out of the sums thus
collected the expenses of the wedding
feast were paid. Germany has pay
wedding" at which the bride receives
her guests with basin before her, in
which each person entering deposits
jewel, silver spoon or n piece OF
money. In some parts OF Germany the
rule Is that The expenses of the mar
rage feast shall be met by each guest
paying for what he eats and drinks-a
sort of European plan wedding, you
might call it.
The prices paid for dishes and drinks
are high, and the happy young couple
make handsome profit out of then
wedding, often realizing a sum sufii-
cient to start them pretty nicely in
life. Often 300 guests are present al
such wedding. Sometimes the flow OF
presents is in the other direction. In
Poland. for instance, girl is not re-
garded eligible for marriage until she
has wrought with her own hands cloth
and garments for the friends who vii
accompany her future lord to the al
tar. But in most countries the wedding
present system is similar TO that which
is familiar here, and which has become
n serious tax.
The following are some of the queer
customs connected with the wearing OF
bridal wreaths:
The German bride wears the myrtle
for her bridal wreath, while the girl OF
the Black Forest adorns herself with
the flowers OF the hawthorn. In France
and England and in the United States
the orange flower is in vogue, while The
maidens of Italy and the French prov
inces of Switzerland use white roses
Pinks, carnations and red roses ART
worn by Spanish brides. In Lithunif
the bridal wreath Is wound OF the
Syrian rue; on the 1onian islands, th'
grape vine; ir Bohemia, Corinthia ant
the Krain districts, of rosemary and il
Hesse, of artificial flowers, to which
ribbons nre added. In Norway, SwedeI
and Servia bridal crowns are made o.
silver; in Bavaria and Silesia, of golt
wire, glass beads and tinsel; amonl
the Fins, the Wends and the peasants
Of Altenburg, of paper, and in Athens
Of costly filigree. Bridal wreaths wer'
in vogue among the pagans, and wer'
introduced among Christian brides dur
ing the fourth century.-Washingtor
Star.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

Swiss maidens have wide and DEEP
courtship license; but in many of the
cantons they are allowed but narrow
choice of bridegrooms, il being rigor'
ously enforced, il unwritten, law that
they must marry youth of their own
ncighborhood. in many villages every
manageable youth belongs TO So
ciety, whose sole object is TO prevent
any and every youth from outside from
coming acquiring the maidens of the
society's village. The socitey has q
password frequently changed-almost
never divulged A lover Of the village
II challenged, gives the password. and
it is an open sesame" through the on
guard ranks Of the protective society
He may climb and woe uninterrupted
urdisturbed. But the lover from afar
must fight his way past the challenging
sentincls, or use the shrewdest and
most successful stealth.-N. Y. Jour
nal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
A Young PHILOSOPHERS.

Now, Gladys" said mother, 'if you
wake up early Sunday be good girl and lie
sun. Perhaps you'll go TO sleep again" But
early Sunday morning the child was out Of
bed as usual and came pattering into her
mothers room. Gladys" cried mamma,
go rlght, back to bed again. Here, Ill tuck
you IN. So the mother arose and escorted
the waEeful child back to her bed. GLADYS
crawled under the covers, and her mother
made her as comfortable as possible. "Now,"
SAID the child, give me something to read,
shelves. "What do YOU WANT she said
Give me Aesop's Fables said Gladys. She
took the book, with happy smile and held
it tightly in her arms. Nov" she said,
with ong.drawn sigh, "I'l read till you cal
me. And / know what III read--Fll read
me Contented ASS" And the little phil.
1T,s,opher opened the magic book. -Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

Mrs. Cribber-What has become Of
all your Cleopatra jewelry-'the asps,
snakes, serpents and things2
Mrs. Bibber-Hushl Don't let my
husband hear you. have hidden them
away.
Haven't you worn them at ALP"
81 wore them once, and the moment
my husband saw them he rushed off to
a doctor. The next morning he took
the pledge, sha'n't wear them again
unless he backsldes. IN. Y. Weekly.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
The Death of Jones.

Cumso-JGnes is dead
Cawker-You don't say?
"Ies, il is true. lie died game, too"
What do you mean by thatY'
ale and some more fellows were
hunting in the Adirondacks, and one
OF his fellow sportsmeu mistook Jones
for deer. Town Topics.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
A BETTER Thing.

mo, sab, it wasn't no fault of mine dat
quit runnin' sleepin' cah," explained the
exporter when asked how he came to lose
his job, "Dey jest went to work and made
a mistake"
What sort of a mistaken
why, one day when | got my silk hat
and dimun pin and lavender trousers on to
60 into Chicago in good style dey took me
fur de, president of the road, and dc presi.
dent dun got jea lous about it and bounced
me off, Reckon it was good thing fur me,
though"
You hit another job"
81 did, sab. Jest went to bein' preach.
or, and I'ze found out dat de pulpit lays way
over sleepin' cab fur shown off dimuns
and stoh clothes. In de one place you's bein'
sawn al de time; in de odder, yous only
sawn when you's maxim up de beds or
breshin' somebody's back '"-Boston Globe.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Had Models to Follow.

He-A self-made man is common
enough, but we never hear OF self
made woman.
She-Considcring the kind OF article
the men turn out who are in the self
making business you can hardly blame
the women for not taking up the occu-
lnton. boston Transcript.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Tnkiag No Chances.

Mrs. Benham-I wonder why Mrs.
Bingham always comes alone to call
on us. Why doesn't her husband come
US he used to?
Benham-I guess it's because the last
time he was here gave him one Of the
cigars you gave me Christmas.-N. Y.
World
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Germany and Asia Minor.

II Ia inevitable that Asia Minor shall even
tually pass from the possession OF Moham'
mechanism, and whether Germany accom-,
plishes the task or not, the Sultan must yieid
to Christian nation. II is Just as lnevitaoie
that diseases of the digestive organs must
yield to Hostetter's Stomach Bitters., Inc
disorders of this kind are usually called nSs'
pepsia, constipation and biliousness; Inc
Bifters are equally good for all such com
plants, regardless Of the name.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
The German Fire Department

IL have the honor TO announce, cap
tain. that the fire is in the fourth story
and our ladders and the hose will reach
only TO the second"
Indeed! Then we'll have TO wal, un-
Ill the fire gets down TO the second
-Fliegende Blaetter.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
TWO GRATEFUL WOMEN
Restored to Health by Lydia q.
Pinkhem's Vegetable Compound.
"Can DO MY Own Work."
Mrs. PATRICK DANEHY,
West Winsted, Conn. wri

West Winsted, Conn.,, writes:
"DEAR MRS. PINKuAM:-It is with
pleasure that l write to you of the
benefit I have derived from using your
wonderful Vegetable Compound. Twas
very i'll, suffered with female weak
ness and displacement of the womb.
"Icouldnotsleepat night, had to walk
the floor, l suffered so with pain in my
side and small Of my back. Was trou-
bled with bloating, and at times would
faint away; had terrible pain in my
heart, a bad taste in my mouth all the
time and would vomit; butnow, thanks
TO Mrs. Pinkham and her Vegetable
Compound, / feel well and sleep we'll,
can do my work without feeling tired;
do not bloat or have any trouble
whatever.
II sincerely thank you for tho good
advice you gave me and for what your
medicine has done for me-"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Bargain-Ccunter Victims.

II want something nice Tor young
man." said the pretty miss TO the girl
behind the counter.
Here's n beautiful scarf pin that's
reduced to $25."
TWENTY-FIVE dollars! DO you sup.
pose | want TO buy my brother SIS
present?"
"Oh, it's for your brother. Bargain
counter in the basement. Take the
clevaior."-Detrot Free Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
As lie Understood II.

Did you read that article in yester.
days paper headed "A Roman LictorY "
asked Brown of his friend Jones.
NO" replied Jones, whose historical
information is limited, II never read
such nonsense. suppose, though. the
woman deserved a licking or the Roman
wouldn't have given II TO her. Did she
have him arrested?"-Chicngo Daily
News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Unfairners Met by II. Like

Mr.. Grumpy-lt seems to Inc, Maria
as IL you women absolutely worshiped
clothes!
Mrs. Grumpy-You needn't say any.
thing, John; I've often seen you bow.
ing down TO your shoestrings.-Har'
lem Life,
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Merely Fiction.

Miss-I have just been reading such
funny novel about couple on Their
honeymoon. There is not dull mo
mcnt in it.
Mrs.-There isn't? Then II is not one
of these realistic stories.-Indianapols
journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
A SUCCESSFUL TOuCH.

II cud gil Il job ms bartender. ma am,
an Id like 10 git money to"
"What? Money from me TO engage in
that vile traflic?"
mo, ma'am. Money to go away in
de opposite direction from dat turrible
tempta,ion.-N. y. Truth.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Too NOngne.

The doctor said: "Show me your tongue
But tho bright little miss was hlgl
strongue.
MY tongue isn't slck,"
She answered him quick,
THE troubles way down In my Tongue"
Chicago Tribune.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Great Reforms,

THE lips that touch liquor shall never
touch mine"
SO warbled damsel with zest quite divine.
Then retorted the man with wickedest glee.
The girls that kiss poodes shall never kiss
me-"
Chicago Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
one on the Calf,

he--Thty say that person gradually
becomes more or less part OF what he
eats the most of.
Shc--Weil, shouldn't be surprised II
that were so. I've noticed that you are
particularly fond Of ,eal:--Chicago
n..ilN News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Mitigating Circumstance.

The Judge-lou are arrested for rum
Ming The end of an umbrella into this
mans eye. Have you anything TO say
in your defense?
The Man-Yes, your honor, have.
The umbrella was not mine.-l onkers
Statesman.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
A Genuine IinrraIn.

Sharpe-Hello, Flatte! thought
you had sailed for Europe.
Flattc-l was going, you know, but
changed my mind.
Sharpe-Glad to hear it, my boy. You
couldn't possibly lose by the exchange
Town Topics.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
"Cannot Prnise I. Enough"
Miss GERTIE DUNKIy.

Miss GERTIE DUNKIN,
Franklin, Neb., writes:
~ suffered for some time with pain.
full and irregular menstruation, falling
of the womb and pain in the back. I
tried physicians, but found no relief.
Twas at last persuaded to try Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
md cannot praise it enough for what
1t has done for me. feel like n new
person, and would not part with your
medicine. l have recommended 1t to
several OF my friends"
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

Teacher-Have you any good excuse
for your lateness this morning
Johnny?
Johnny (empha tcelly)-Yes, ma'am
"Well. what was it?"
(Bcaming) -"First buckwheat cake'
this year, me- ANN. Y. World.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
A. upJer.tood II, Him.

Mamma, what's severn" asked u
little Pittsburgh boy.
"a sewer is u big drain to carry of
dirty water, Tommy"
THAT is where Mrs. Smith is going to
put Mrs, Jones'"
What do you mean, child?"
why, heard Mrs. Smith say that
Mrs. Jones had told stories about her
aud she was going TO sue her."-Pitts-
burgh Chrouicle-Telegraph.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

i've called 10 tell you, sir, that the
photographs you took Of us the other
day are not at all satisfactory; why, my
husband looks like an ape" well,
madame, you should have thought OF
tia, before you had him iaken."--
Household Words.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Revised Version.

"Man wants but little here below.
Nor wants that little long
Is what they sang In former days,
But It's now another song;
The words We use are different,
Though fully as sublime:
'Man now wants everything IN sight,
And wants It all the time"
Chicago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
SeusIble YOuuR WOn,au.

There's an account OF girl who
climbed 10 the top OF Snowdon and
sang God Save the Queen!'"
"She had some sense, hadn't she? It's
too bad that some other girls are no,
as thoughtful when they want to sing
Tit Bits.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

Mrs. Newwed--My mother writes
that she is coming here to stay three
months.
Mr. Newwed THANK heaven for
that! She knows how to cook.-N. Y.
Weekly.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
No Use Mt All.

"Mistletoc is awfully scarce this year."
she said; I'm afraid ma won't be able to
get any"
whats the use?" he asked.
And the sounds which forthwith ensued
indicated that ii was absolutely useless
PHILADELPHIA North American.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

"I was afflicted with Eczema more than
twenty years. One box OF lettering eu re
me."-Rev. A. c. Turner, Lakeland, RIA. ovc'
r r S6uptrine, manfr, Savannah, Ga.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
No Doubt True.

The frequent change In women's fas liens
am inclined to think you'll find.
Was arranged by those who make them
To correspond with a woman's mind.
Chicago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

Mrs. Lynx Loss Of sleep, you know,
means loss Of heauiy.
Mrs. NynX-l you've rever been much
At sleeper, ! l!e'e9-ionkers States
mac.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Deafness Cannot he Cured

BY local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an inhamed condition of the mu'
cous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube gets infamed you have rumblng
sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is
entirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored TO its normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
which is nothing but an inaamed condition
of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars, free.
+. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Foolish. Indeed,

The Belle-A man looks awfully foolish
when he's proposing.
The BenedictYes, and they dare to talk
about appearances being deceptive.'-N.
Y. Journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

Anna-"They say | have ny. mothers
mouth and nose" Hannah-"Well, your
mother was lucky to get rid OF EN-
Yonkprs Statesman.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
itIs Transformation.

She thought he was 4 demI-god until
The honeymoon was gone;
Ana chen he seemed to evolute down hlll
Into a demi- john.
N Y, World
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Their Nnn,e IL Legion.

When salaricd Office seeks the man,
There's no long-contnued search
For the woods are full of eager men,
Waiting 10 roost OIL that perch
Chicago Journal
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

She-"You played poker again last night,
He (who lost all he had)-"No, my dear;
was merely an onooker at the game
Philadelphia North American.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

Well, anyhow, the man at the loot OF the
ladder doesn't have to worry about iaii'ns
off.-L. A. w. Bulletin.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

Hereafter we shall be able to show oul
teeth without having Europe act as if VIZ
had Just cut them.-Town Topics.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

How natural it is for most Of us to think
that other folks are liars.-Waehington lia')
Democrat.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

If you lend your money you may lose your
friend-but he is generally cheap at the
price.-Town Topics.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Not Called For.

Mrs. Flynn wnt up to give me
condolences TO Widder Murphy.
Mrs. Googan-An phat for? Sure,
wasn't the good mon insured?--Phila.
delpha North American.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
IufOrt,in;iOn.

Jsmie-Pa, what is "lese majestic"
5Pa-Thats the Latin way OF calling a
crowned head blamed chump.-Cleveland
Leader
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24

I believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my boys life , last sum nm 81 Ha Ale
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Feminine siSterIincss.

''What made you lose your place in the
line!"
because wasn't going to I've kissed by
the lieutenant right after he bad smacked
that odious, peppermint chewing Bagley
girl!"-Cleveand Plain Dealer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
New Form OF an Old question.

New Form of nm Old Question.
$50 you wish TO marry my daagh.
ter?"
"Yes, SIR"
"Well, can you support her in that
condition of idleness TO which she has
always been accustomed?"-Ch'cago
Record
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-02-24
Revised.

Little bits OF microbes
Little germs galore
Make the doctors wealthy
Make the patients poor.
N. Y. Evening Journal.