The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-06-23

nina with that Whlch Is good.
Unless selfish mortal can get the ad-
vantage he does not want anything.
The bottom rail sometimes fails to get
on top even with the State to help it.
When man is satisfied that he made
n mistake in marrying he isn't satisfied.
Z Too many men put their mouths to the
wheel of progress instead of their
hands.
A printing-ink combine has been form
ed in Chicago with a capital stock of $25,-
100000.
"Mamma, why did the ladies in the
choir Sunday sing, World without men,
ah me?"
The best way to prove that man is des-
peratcly wicked is to watch him in
race war.
Not all blessings lie in the sunshine I;
many of them hide in the storm and
shadow.
Wome ought to make good Legislators.
Many man can testify that woman's
word is law.
As a rule people like only the conspir-
acies out of which they themselves get
some advantage.
Pay your jgst debts and liabilities and
steer clear Of pits and deadfalls, and You
will be happy man.
The candidate who remains too long in
the hands of his friends may expect to
hear something drop.
Some mortals have abused their stom-
achs until ordinary crumbs of comfort
will give them dyspepsia.
A rent in your clothes may be the ac-
cidcnt Of moment, but patch looks
like premeditated poverty.
Nothing of worth or weight can be
achieved with half mind, with faint
heart, with lame endeavor.
Some men make tricks and schemes
their study day and night. They are de-
sirous of doing ups some one.
The original shamrock of Ireland has
long been extinct The plant called the
shamrock is the white clover.
An unfornate benedict has discovered
that some women lose their tempers
very easily, but they don't stay lost.
Some individuals consult their Watches
with an air that leads one to believe
they doubt the correctness Of the sun.
Hypnotism will be special feature of
the curriculum of negro medical col
lege to be established at Chattanooga.
Promptness, politeness,p s,perseverance-
the young person who minds those three
p's will soon learn another-prosperity.
Kansas has Congressman named
Bowersock, and an exchange remarks
that he did not succeed Jerry Simpson.
One thing may be said in favor of the
microbe He will work. That is more
than one can say of certain other worms
of the dust.
When the President talks about the
"guiding hssid Of providence" every
body Of course knows that he refers to
Mark Hanna
Even If Patty du Clam were one of the
cleyerest fellows in the world, no man
with such name should be permitted
to run at large.
An Ohio man has sued for divorce from
his wife on the ground that she "bossed''
him and forced him to do the family
washing and cooking.
The women of Alabama are raising a
fund for testimonial to Miss Annie
Wheeler, the war nurse, and the daugh.
4 ter of General Wheeler.
II Henderson, of Iowa should he elect
ed speaker he will be the first foreign
horn American to occupy that position
He was born In Scotland.
when the Samoans, who have givcr
up their arms, learn that the Cubans re
ceived $75 for every old gun they will
have an attack Of that sore feeling.
Never free about what you canno
help, because 1t will not do you any
good; never fret about what you car
help, because II you can help II, do SO.
Obi let us ever strive to do
Our duty by our brothers
There's JOY deep, and sw1pt, and tue
, In helping ono another.
It IL said that Madrid Il becoming
more demorslised every day. Tho pres
emit population of 17Aooo includes 2D,0o'
professional bsesass, a. equal numbel
q abandoned women and $3.50 thieves
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