The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-05-19
Along the Kansas Nile,

The best quality Fred Funston has Is
his dislike Of wearing uniforms.
The chances are that Fred Funston will
not return with the Twentieth Kansas.
He is now general and no longer with
the regiment.
There is one thing sure, considering the
location of his wound. Ed Little when he
returns TO Kansas Will not sit around and
say there are no sore spots on me"
Fred Funston didn't let the Filipinos
call him off, and he is a chump If he
permits the Kansas politicians 10 be-
guile him into sheathing his ambition.
Emporia is supposed to have the small
pox and the other day a man who rode
to the edge of the city limits and asked
a citizen if the town was guaranteed. :"
The friends OF Ed Little who think he
has been unjustly treated will buy him
a sword A few think a library would
be the proper sort of present. Why not
make it a spider phaeton?
The Raney-AIton Mercantile company,
of Arkansas City, has re-organized. Mr..
Raney will hereafter manage the house
at Arkansas City and S. 7. Alton Will
take charge of the store at Oklahoma
City.
J. R. Burton has appeared IN Topeka
with great long. shaggy whiskers, grown
in the mining camps Of Joplin. His whis-
kers are 50 long that It is limited among
his old friends that he doesn't even wear
a neck-tie.
The Atchison Globe is OF the opinion
that the fight between Curtis and Bailey
for the congressional nomination in the
FIRST district will make both OF them i'm
possible and VIII result in the nomination
Of c. d. Walker.
Before most every Kansas governor has
finished one term he mOurns because Il Is
not illegal for man 70 have two terms
as governor. But as IL is legal, be usu-
ally has to make the fatal second race
foa a "vindication'
Senator Baker went to Topeka the other
day and asked Governor Stanley to ap-
point Mr.. Hollibee of Leavenworth deputy
warden Governor Stanley notified him
that he would insist on Tomlinson, the
new warden, selecting his own deputy.
Sam Peters in Newton Ksnsan: "A
bank OF 5000 capital was organized In
Mountain City. Oklahoma. a town which
is only week Old Yet a country with
such marvellous constructive energy can
not hold a handful Of Islands in the Phil
ippines."
The Atchison Globe believes this govern
Trseut's policy in Cuba and the PHILIPPINES
mistaken and ruluous.' The greatest
dfsa ster possf bis 10 the country would be
Withdrawal from either Ctfha or the Phil
tppines- But no such thing IS possible.
At fifteen a moustSche begins 20 snow on
a boys lip. He can't help u. TIE United
States has reached fifteen The expan-
ei0nists talk bass: The expansionfsts
soprano. The Globe ouEh; 20 pull cut and
leave the upper clef.
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