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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
EmbrOideries al Half Price

A large assertion TO put in headline,
but those who know our Embroidery
Department. win NOT doubt that Dr.
means just what it Says
30 and 58c Swiss Cambria and NaH-
sock Embroideries. AIN widths, reduced
TO zoo yard.
&C. Tor Cambria and Swiss Edges wide
narrow and medium widths.
An-Oyer j.. Is. Embr0.deries Red. Pink
Blue Black. and Lavender 1.E Kind
for SO. yard.
Iusertines TO- match. inches wide for
2Oc. yaId.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
More Floor Kaiiings

rrfhDr
E1fra Quality Seamless China Mating.
go yards t0 the r0Il weighs SO pound
entire r0u for fi7J.
Good Sery.ceable China Mating o.
yards tO the roll Si.S5.
japanese Mating. Iineu-Warp Carpet
Patterns. different grades-i5. ~.
20. -. -. and 2sc yard. worth twice
fhe amount.
Good China Mating weighs o. 90 81
pounds t0 tile rou. roc. yard.
Many people who ego away for the sum-
mer take
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
.niI Gas. Shows aud OVens.

--|TTTT-T TT"T-T N" M ~ ~
earth. oDc.
4-Burner Double Oil-stoves. with tops
iron plates $40.
2-Burncr Gas-stoves. hot plates. $40
3-Burner Nickel Removable Plate Gas.
STOVES. every one guaranteed blue
flame S2T5
2-Buruer Black Removable Plate Blue
Flame Gas-Stoves. every one guaran-
teed 81 -.
Large Double Sheet-lrOn Ovens, for
baking or roasting. $l.9s
Extrn-Hcavy Tin ovens. for gas or
oil-stoYes. were T5c., for 3Oc.
Porcelain-Llncd Black Iron Preserving
Kettles quarts. 20c.. S quarts. 35c.;
lO quarts. sc. II quarts soc; Il
nnlrLs GOc.. 10 auaris CSC
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
Granite and Tinware.

Obl0ng Bread Pans, 90 3-QIANt
COFFEE POTS. t5c.. 2-quart Mix
Pans. &c. j-Quart Granite Tipped
Saucepans 100. 6-QUART ORES
DEN SAUCEPOTS. WITH COVERS.
I0c i2-quart Preserving Kettles 30c. ;
Granite Water Pitchers f0c; i-Quart
MIR Kettles 10C. Z-Quart Covered
Buckets. Zoe. Large Water Basins,
&c. 2-quart Double Rice Boilers,
20c. Ham Boilers Go, Japanncd Tin
Foot Tubs. roe. Z-quart Coffee Boil
ers. zoe. Vegetable Steamers. conn
partmonts S1.oS. Japanned Tin Bread
Boxes. 25c.. 1O-quart Dish Pans. %.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
Wall paper announcement.

Again this summer do we propose Keep
ing our workmen busy, ana ln OIuef
49, do this. we have cut deep into tbs
Origine. prices.
beautiful White Blanks for chambers.
in Blue. Green. and ola Rose, In all
the newest shades. tomorrow, -. roll.
Gllmmer Papers. with ls-iuch borders.
DC
Also high-ciass line of Plain and
Embossed Colds. Tapestries. Flats.
Bagdads. Burlaps. Pressed feathers.
and an kinds OF imported designs for
you 20 select from
Closing out sale of
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
Exquisite
Handkerchief Bargains.

Pure Linen, 'scniiopcd Edge, beau
tifuIfy embroidered ia the noun
tnins of switzerland, and and =
OF Kind. that usually cost 80 Ia
75c.. special price Zoe.
300 or more Ladies Size Hemstitched
Handkerchief, colored borders. for
- 10
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
Household Necessities.

ron Wax lc.; Tacks, for 1c.: Tea
spoons. lc: Tablespoons. &c: Mus
tard spoons. Ic.. Tea Strainers. tc.;
Pot Cleaners, DC: Ice-Picks.f Be;
Weeders. &c, Butter Paddles. ic !.
Egg Whips &c. Coat Hooks. &C.;
Paint, Dc. Stove Enamel. for Sc. :;
Insect Powder Sc. putt POmade
dquid) ioc; Moth Balls. &c. Gold
Paint, &c; Toilet Paper. &c. queen
Soap 8 for zoe; Harness Soap. >c.
bar; Washing Powder &c; Clothes
Lines. Be.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
These Carpets.

tlc. Tapestry Brussels Carpets, doc.
yard.
lI0 Wilton Velvet Garrett G5c. yard.
Soc Quality An-Wool Ingram Carpet
uu yard wide. 100.
Je Quality Wool-Fmed. Yard-Nide, Inc
grain Carpet, 35c.
Smyrna RUGS. frinsed ends 2fNi- inches.
500
Smyrna Rugs size 30x1) inches, fringed
ends. oec.
one bale WOOL smyrna Mats
fringcd ends, Zoe.
The Meyer Store brings TO Richmond
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
Black Henrietta.

Hc Au-Wool Henrietta - inches wide
20c
ISL. Atwood Henrietta 40 inches wide
3Oc
Use. Atwood Henrietta q inches wide.
SOC.
$50. ATWOOD Henrietta, So inches wide,
zoe.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
Dress Linings.

Tho great surplus stock OF this store
has been arranged TO be sold out this
week Come any hour Of the day; you
can have them at greatly reduced
prices
3G-inch Mercerized italian Cloth. perfect
sHk-nnished tailor lining. Purple, Ce-
rise. Violet. Apple. and Blues, sells
regularly at 50c.. for 2Jc.
36-inch Aloire Percalne light weight,
silk finish an newest coiors zoe. quail
ity, at I5c.
3G-inch Silk-Finlshed MORGAN. extra
weight for skirts. an colors. 25c. quail
ity. i5c.
36-inch Superfne French Percaline. sta
pie and high coiors, l5c. quality, ar
Zoe.
French sateen 30 inches wide, an colors,
extra finish worth 21c., az i3c.
Best Zoe. Canvas Black. Slate. Brown,
and white, our price. 7-Sc.
15c. Clouded-Stripcd Silk-FInishod Skirt
ing. desirable col0rs, at 81 lie.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
Black China Silks,

NNII II III T"I1 Ut y W.
sic. Quality China silk, % inches wide.
SIC.
COO. quality China SILK % inches wide.
SIC.
sc quality china Silk q inches wide.
50c.
&c. quality China slk. &c inches wide.
coo.
l-5 quality China sIk go inches wide.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18

ladies' Fine Swiss Vests. crocheteo
neck and armholes. T-Sc.
Children's Substituted Vests, tapeo
necks. 7-sc.
Ladies' spun-Silk Vests, in Lavender
and Blue. 25c.
ladies' white Llsle-Thread, Solid PINK
and Blue. White Embroidered In PINK,
Blue and Lavender Ali-Shk raped
Vests. also Wing sleeves aud Sleeve
less Ribbed Vests. ~ lie.
Mems Fine Balbriggan Shirts nc.
Mems soc. Balbriggan shirts and Draw
ers. tailor-made seams, 3oc.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
Black MOhair.

lec. Plain Mohair, Sc inches wide, for
25c
uc. Plain Mohalr aS inches wide. for
3gc
7c Plain Mohair 80 inches wide. FOR
90.
Csc. Plain Aiohair l5 inches wide. Tor
-5c
ac. Fancy Nohair o. inches WIDE for
25c
8oc. Fancy Mohair So inches wide ior
Izc.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
Glassware

Mason Jars-i pint Bite; quart. ffc.;
half gallon 5tc.
1-3-p.nt Jelly Tumblcrs, with tin tops,
10. a dozen.
Pinch Imitation Fan-Cut Berry Bowls,
25c
9-inch Imitation Cut-Glass Bowls. tOc.
Half-Gall0n Water Pitchers. zoe.
Large Footed COMFORTS usually Zoe.
for zoe
Plain Star Cut-Bottom Tumblcrs. 2oc.
q dozen.
Ice-Tea Gohlets. 3c. each.
Thiu-i5fown Tumbiers, were 6oc. n
dozen. 2 lie. ench.
Water Bottles with cut shoppers. t5c.
Large-Size Prcssed-Glass lee Tabs. were
t0c. for 25c
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
Hair Dressing ParloFs.

shampooug - and SOC Hair dried IN
ten minutes
Freckle Cream. win positively remove
freckics. SO.
Hair Switches. three stems. AN colors.
gsc
Hair Switches. an long hair no stems.
regular s. Switch for Si.0s.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18

35X72 Light or Dark Cotton Ilammocks
with stretchers t0c.
s0x75 Lieht-Coiored Hammocks with
pillow and stretchers G0c
36x72 Dark or Light Hammocks. with
pillow stretcher. and valance Sl69
value. for 81
4lXA Full Coi0red, with pillow. stretch
or and valance 50 30
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
Another Great
Umbrella Deal

is made uy Auc Meyer store. and the
goods Will bl ready for this week
selling. commencing Monday
Black Gloria Umbrellas. Ladies' or
Mems. plain and crooked handles.
steel roos umbrellas chat have been
sold in Richmond by other houses at
I.25. Go Doe sold here for 03c.
Mems and Ladies' Gloria Umbrellas,
usually sen for 5oc.. 40 23c.
Cm.drens a.5 Parasois. an ruff
lied top. 9sc.
Chndren's Saline Parasols. AN colors
&c
summer Curtnins-n reduction sale
10 close out the vast assortment.
Plain Bo0.not Curtains. wide rufle
lace edge and Insertion, cool and
airy sf.0s pair
Lace-striped Muslin Curtains. huted
ruhlos. yards long 90. pair.
Snowflake P0rtieres, cross stripes. with
fringe. lul width and length. $40
pair
l21-2c Yard-Wide srkoline Draperies
au colors. = i-3c. yard
Tnsal Draperies, Z different patterns,
&C. yard.
Japanese Foldins Fire-screens. fancy
edge. with stands. iOc.
Weight White Spreads. fun
size. hommed ready for use 2Oc.
Saratoga Trunks. iron bottoms.
steel clamps. brass locks, sef-up
tvay and bnf-box.
Slnd-Leather Travelling-Bags. imita-
ton alligator linen lined. brass lock.
and trimmings, l6-inch size. 81 20.
Ont-of-town patrons should take
prompt advantage OF the remnriSa-
Bile bargains in furniture.
81 20 for "a 5-drawor Solid Oak Antique
Finish Chifounicre e useful piece o.
furniture for any part of the house.
Bio for O. Child's High Armchair. that
heretofore were bargains az sec.
A.. for q Well-Made Rocker. different
c0iors.
15c. Tor an Antioue-Polishcd Table or
Parlor stand
summer Cottage Tables. I'm Mahogany
Antique oak. and Forest-Green. with
mating top. suitable for cottages re-
cepuon-room. parlor. or porch, 500
Library Tables of quarter sawed an
tlque-oak. with drawer and lower shelf
for papers and books. size, top. i2x2S
This is an unusually fine piece Of work,
nt 5000.
Cobbler-seat Rockers, oak and ma
hOgany finish. large and comfortable.
carved back. with spindle, thoroughly
we'll made. $40.
Iron Bed and Springs, worth Si.75. not
withstanding the great advance IN all
goods we sell this Bed and Spring for
s3i5.
Iron Beds. brass bar foot and heads, 2
inch vases, 50 05, Bow-Foot m So.'o
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
Floor Drugget

with Them 90 lay on tho bare fooI
of their hotels. and to- meet this de-
mand wc have made a special purchase
OF Fine Ingram Art Squares 3X2 d.
yards at sis. BIB yards. 50, 2l-2x9
yards. extra fine. S3.9s.
Ready-Made Carpets at i2JJ. SO 90
siD1. and SOD. Bring the size oil
your room witL you.
Floor OiI-Clofb. about 1000 yards.
IA. 81. Ga. aud 81. at I5c. square
yard. Good stair oii-tioth, 4 3-ic.
Nurd
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
THIS WEEKS SALE
is The result Of tremendous special purchases
Toilet, Dinner, and Tea Sets

I'm abundance. aud ut prices that
will astouiSh YOU.
Fine Imported. New-shape i2-Piece Toi-
let Sets. Sio5 set.
12-piece. with Extra-Large Stop Jar ana
Roll Basins Toilet Sets. N.2o.
I.argo-slze 10-Piecs Gold-Lned Toilet
Sets. $295.
9-Piece Underglazed Decorated Toilet
Sets. large size, $i.o5.
Dovedale Imported China ico-Pfece Din
ner Sets. three different decorations.
were $3.50. for 1896.
English China io9-Piece Dinner Sets,
containing Soup Tureen, were 81, for
- 80
Havnand Finest l03-Piece Dinner Sets.
with SOUP Tureen. newest decorations
and shapes. were SO 90 for $3.50.
1M-riece Carlsbad Dinner Sets. newest
shapes and decorations. including
Soup Tureen. were $3.50. for si2
Dresden Decorated 56-Piece Tea Sets.
gold lined and newest shapes, worth
$780, for 50 set
Apiece English China Tea Sets. floral
decoration. $3.50.
Jcc-Cream sets, gold lined, norat
decoration, containing 13 pieces,
were $3.50. for sf3s.
Chop Sets, containing Dozen 'nop
Plates and Large chop Dish, were
$252. 70. $50
Limoges Fish Sets. in Green and Gold,
extra-laree Fish Dish, were $i2, for
sO.75
500 GoId-Iined and Illuminated
Ice-Cream Dishes, were from 10 20
25c., choice 80.
Large White Square and oval Vegetable
Dishes, zoe
GoId-Band aud Decorated Cups and
Saucers, &c. a pair.
Hotel Individual Steak Dishes, 5c.
Flarcd Shape Imported Decorated Berry
Bowls. 39c
lc-inch Decorated Meat Dishes, gold
lined. were $50 Tor 75c.
White china Dinner Plates, SC.
Large White Covered Chambers. 29c.
Decorated Individual Vegetable Dishes,
&c. each
Decorated Footed Bowls, were Nc.. for
Zoe each
Imported Decorated and God-Lined
Covered Dishes Zoe
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
WindoW-Shades.

~ yards long, mounted On l-tinch
Hartshorn Spring Rollers. with extra
heavy fringe, all fixtures ready TO
hang 800.
Window Shades, 1x2 yards. fringe1
ends. mounted on good spring rolls
ready 10 hang. f5c.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
SUMMER
QUILTS,

a necessity TO those
goingtothe noun
tains. made of hg-
urcd cheese cloth
an d lauiinatcd
cotton. CrOch ct
tuitcd.
Sl.2S.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
JeWelry

Some VI the prices here you can hardly
believe until you see the goods. For
example. Rayon-BlaCk Oyal-Shape
Bead Fan-Chains. 25c.; Bright jet
and Mourning Riveted Sash and Belt
Buckles. double shape styles. worth
up 90 81. at zoe. Hard-Euameled.
Dainty Colorod Double Belle Buckles.
Turkish designs. 100; Pure White.
Large Size Pearl Dumb-Bel Gun
Links 100 uafr.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
A Manufacturers Sale of Ladies' and ChiIdrens
Ribbed Underwear and Hosiery.

Ladies' Full Seamless Polka-Do, Ho'e
double heels. toes. and soles, &C. psir'
or 4 FOR 25c.
Ladies' Fine Fast Black Cotton Hose
Hermsdorf dye. 1sc. pair
Seamless Black and Tan Hose, worth
l21-2c., for i-tc. pair.
Misses and Chldren's &c Real Maco-
Ribbed Hose. lie. pair.
Chldren's y 1-2c. Full Seamless Riooeo
Hose all sizes. &c. pair, pairs zoe.
Infants Seamless Black, Tan, ana
White Socks. Zoe. pair
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
HAIR :
BRUSHES,

solid backs, with
row of real white
bnstle, as go d as
the 2sc. brush YOU
buy an , where
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
FEATHER
STITCHED
BEADING,

a fresh lot. 1000
pieces, full 8 yds..
all the hest SC.
and Ioc. patterns.
White or colored,
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
THIN White AND
WASH DRESS GOODS

compel to take additional coun
goods will be found sale in the main aisle
and the goods are not in remnants unless so stated
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
BOX PAPER,

real Irish Linen,
rough finish, five
different tints (;
paper aud enve-
lopes 10 match,
all finely boxed (;
special sale.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
HAMMOCK
CHAIRS.

with leg rest al
tachment, a cot, a
chair, and a ham,
mock in one. 7Sc.
The plain Canvas
Hammock Chair,
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
SCREEN
WINDOWS,

str ne. durs BILE
wire, in painted
frames, extension
style,I7x32 inches,
a bargain for. l5c.
Price now,
7c.,
! for zoe
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
PAINTED
PORCH hats,

) feet long. Japan
csc rush. hand
painted Jap de
signs. made TO sell
for 81, sale second
and third floors
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
FLOOR
LINEN.

the prettiest and
most substar tial
patti rms made. all
widths 10 matcn t;
wide Stair 10
match,
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
ALARM
CLOCKS.

The celebrated
Beacon" made
bv New Haven
Clock Company {,
strongest guaran-
tee no finer made
at any price
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
OIRDLB
BELTS,

Gilt or Oxydized
Tewelled Girdles,
all the kinds that
sold for 25c. and
soc. in a sale at
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
ELAs1-ic
BELTS,

the raging style,
elegant > te G !
and let combina-
ton, CSC. ; All
Black, with Jet
beads and Black
buckle,
De-
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
FAN CHAINS,

~ yards long
Dull Jet, Opales
c G II {. Ctystal,
Clear Crystal, Seed
Pearls, Bright Jet
zoe; also Jet and
Turquoise c o m
bined,
f9c.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-06-18
WHITE
pARASOI

all pure silk ruf-
fed all over, Eng
Is "a hardwood
sticks, white ribs
AMI tasscl great
est bargain of the
season,
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
How He Met His Fate.

How come he died" said the col
ored citizen, "he yuz in de way er de
train: en- how come he wuz in de way
er de train wuz count er the dimmy
didn't spill, en- de dimmyjohn didn't
break wen de train ruined over him,
is one er desc things dat's providential.
en- hid FUN our onderstandin' fer wise
purpose. All knows fer suttin' isl
don't see how a man could go ter slep
on a railroad track, or anywhar else,
fer dat matter, wild sich good liquor
longside him."-Atlanta Constitution.
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
Nass Hsr Hor.s La.sh.

The agitated girl looked back
through the cloud of dust that rose in
their rear.
"Algernon," she exclaimed in terror,
papa is pursuing u.s."
Let him pursue!" chuckled Alger-
non. The last thing / did before
we started out was to slip out and
change his storage battery. It's only
got about one more mile in it, and then
it'll stop dead"
And even as Algernon spoke these
words his automobile drew away from
the pursuer, while from the tagging
machine far in the rear came family
to the ear hoarse cries OF impotent
rage from the baffled pareut.-Chicago
Tribune.
Daily camera., 1899-08-11

Doav 60 late Partae slafs.
When you meet q politician
OF q strictly business kind,
Who at last has climbed the ladder
And left all his past behind,
You must compliment him shrewdly
II you don't want any row;
You can say you're glad he got there.
But you needn't mention how.
You can speak with admiration
OF the place he's risen to
And talk about the future
And the things that he will do,
But brsvity is safer.
Simply make your little bow
And say you're glad he got there.
And you needn't mention how.
-Washington Star.
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
p....,,....a ri. r.,.pso...

Disee.saaasd His Telephone.
Had my telephone taken out last
week." said the man who is known in
4 certain section Of Piety Hill as such
. good neighbor." Just ordered II
back again. Got mad and cut my
nose OF to spite my face. Deep-voiced
man with An oficial tone called me
up and said he wanted to test the in
strument All right l called back,
go ahead
PLEASE stand to the right of the
transmitter and talk he directed, and
did. Now to the left and I did.
Now kindly talk directly into the
transmitter.' and did. Now stand on
your head and talk and he rung OF
before had time TO paral1ye him with
= few sentences.
"A man never reasons when he's as
wrathy as wal 1 ordered that
phone out inside of an hour. or I'd
remove 1t with an ax."-Detroit Free
Press.
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
Hh Peculiar shape.

How can you tell monopolist?"
was the question.
by his stomach" was the answer
OF the boy who had been studying po-
litical cartoons and who had thus i'm
bibed the idea that monopoly is a
mere matter Of weight-Chicago Post
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
wanted AdytoA

Her Father-If You are already en-
gagged and matters have been settled
between you, what do you want to see
me about!
The Budding Financier-I would like
to know from you whether it's advis-
able to marry her-Life.
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
IooP ToAayl

Teacher-What's the matter with
you today. Tommy You seem to b
nervous and uneasy.
TOMMY am. Yesterday was my
pa and mas wooden wedding and near
ly all the neighbors sent en- shinglss."
Chicago News.
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
4 Matter sf HsSs&,

I'm sorry for our president" said
the French oficial He has an ordsal
before him in which he will not get
half the sympathy he deserves. He
owes 1t to the public to have some pic
lures taken"
That is simple enough"
1T seems so. But think Of 4 man
In his position being told to look pleas
ant!"-washington Star,
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
OonNlatAA

Husband-"Oh, there's that con-
founded rheumatism againl"
Wife-"lm 90 sorry. wanted to
go shopping tomorrow. and your rhsu-
matism is always sign OF rain. Isn't
1t provokingf,"-Tit-B -Bits.
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
A. the Ta0A

Mr.. Wedding-Ah, darliAg. I see you
have prepared something new With
your own little hands. IT'S luscious,
too. dear. What Il itf
Mrs. Ws6ding-That-<Aatb b-reAdi
Judge.
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
3OatAl ProhloA-

Watts-Then you don't believe that
the man who offers the bribe Is as bad
AS the man who takes Il?
Potts-of course not. The briber
has plenty Of monsy.-Indianapoli
Journal
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
The Real Mo~r~-

Il have heard" said the mother
that your husband Is q sad gambler!' r
No. mamma" answered the bride
1T II the other men who are sad
Tit-Bita.
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
WtAsay CooosrusA.

WBAsay CoAosr1sA.
Docs your wife take any interest in
local poaiticsf' H
Yes. she always goes down town
with me election nights to hear the
returns and get me home In eood
time. Detroit Free Press.
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
LII Long HaaA.

DO you think that Russia and Great
Britain will disarm," asked the Anglo
Saxon caller.
Really" answered Ii Hung Chang.
who, OF course. does not understand
elegant distinctions in English. Il
don't know that 1t makes much DIFF
ference to me what they do with their
arms. so long ~ their legs remain in
pulling distance. e."-Washington Star.
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
A shot at EaxA

Yes. SIR" said the quiet man. I'VE
want the army reorganized."
You think We ought to have more
soldiers!"
Il haven't studied the question that
far. But from some of the remarks
that have passed don't hesitate to
conclude that We need more chap
laina. Star.
Daily camera., 1899-08-11
Our BUDGET OF FUN.
CONF GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

A Variety Of tskss-0ibss a.d Ironiss
Original aAd Bslsetsd-Fiotsam aad
Jsssan froA the Tide 81 Humor-
witty seyiaS.
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WY -. DID Il

why is It." they asked. that you
lot your husband have his own way. in
sverythingr ~ r
Because" she replied, 81 like to
have some one to blame when things
20 wrong."-Boston Journal.
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The Young Idea.

The Young Idsa-
There was q disagreement, and the
mother undertook to straighten things
out.
Why can't you play nicely?" she
asked.
Cause he wants to boss things,
answered the younger. He wants me
to play I'm president OF the United
States"
We'll. why don't your"
Cause 1t Is my turn to be Dewey"
Chicago Evening Post.
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AftSr the Holld.ys

Aftsr the Hondaya
Little Boy-Oh. Miss Prim. I am 70
glad you're back again!"
Governess (much pleased)-Tm glad
you're ssttine fooA Of your lessons!
Little Boron. II isn't that was
thinking how much shall enjoy my
half holidays!-Pick-Me-
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HUDHN viii cure
hystsrta. HUDHAN
will relieve every
symptom. HUDYAN
Will restore the weak
snsd nerves 70 . heal
Ay condition and the
symptoms viii dissp
Dsar. HUDYAN il a
vegetable remedy and
has no bad effect on
tho system. Study
your symptoms care
fully. when you have
done %. use the HUD-
YAN and tAsa tau
laAA fnB vaH
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HYSTEBIa

= purely . nervous disorder and all tAs
symptoms are Of nervous origin. Hystsra
can Be perfectly and permanently cured
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AAlsSA
Everybody get out safely :"

What time did the hotel catch firs r
Midnight"
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Fad Of Masculine os.A.n

would you say honest politics is'
y 'arsr"
"Ts.' Of oouraA Hsasse Dolitics =
always singular. f.@Ia11aaaoeth Jeur-
- ~
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Avoid 0ubstisution.

Avoid abstitution
But prefer another" she object
ed. A fierce desperation took posses
sion Of him.
II am Just ~ good as another!" he
cried.
Now she laughed in his face.
To be sure q woman IL a woman. but
love is not precisely like the drug
business. after all.-Detroit Journal.
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All except the night watchman. We
couldn't wake him up In ume."-Bos-
ton Traveller.