The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-09-19

Finds the Admiral Has Received
Presents From savannah.


Presents From savannah
Ffrom the New York Journal.
Nit mine leedle kt-boat, der Frinkfur-
ter, l vent Offer by der Rock uf GlbIetsaiter
TO hold a shord gonversationlngs nit my olt
college chump, Chorge Dewey, vlch he
has made more famousness den any udder
mans vot efer got his phlttygraph in der
NEWSPAPERS, yet
Chorge vas SEEDING on der back porch
uf der Olympia ven he saw my kit-boat
rise ub on tob uf der vet bart uf der
waves yust like coggle-shel..
Dare is Something's in der ocean," set
Chorge. calling ould ad der cabdan.
so dare Is, und d looks like vaterl"
set der cahdan.
Der funnyness vot you make init your
choking id Is nod necesserary," set
Chorge. Dell der efftenem TO tot der
pilot to dell der skibber TO tell der bows
vim to dell der midshib mide to priug
my obera syp glasses ouid her on der
back porch. | am curiosity to see who
ic coming ad me IN der leedle kit-boat"
Den ven Chorge pud der opera spy
glasses ub by his eye fishes | yust stool
ub in der frond bard uf der bow uf my
klt-boat und PEELED ould across der roar
ing und ankry biliOusness uf der ocean.
Welcome home ven you ged dare. Chorgel
Den rowed my kt-boat in to der Olym-
pia und walked ub der front stebs. Chorge
med me 0d der front door before / could
agitation der electrlcsisslty bell ind Ia
made him delIghtfulness to see me.
81 dit nod expectation you to row ouid
so far to need ub nit me, Dinky" set
Chorge, 'und ID pleasures me unninching-
~ to see you. Come NIT me ouid on der
front piazza ware der sun Is nod so
warm in der heat und led us sbeak NIT
each udder vile We conversation some
words together"
Den me und Chorge We sad down on der
front piazza uf der Olympia, und den
l tolt him all abouid ID.
"Vlll dey be glat to see me ven make
some arrivals ad home?' set Chorge.
VIII dey!' | set 'iundoubtingly dey viii.
Wy der tigget sbeculators would die for you
any day, but der day alder tomorrow
would be preferationed. Eferyvun Is geo.
ding retty to Welcome you, und der hodel
keebers dey are going to send deIr rates
up In a balloon IN your honor. Der noise
uf cabbage und sauerkraut und udder veg
etabes cooging in your honor can be
heard NIT distinction all Offer der Union
Sdates. Fiery cidy in der country ID
expectations YOU win come und took din
ner nit id. / vunder Wy N Is dot after
a man geds 20 be a heroism der boobies
always want to keeb stuffing him full Of
vlckles?"
ITO me i'd is a mysteriousness," set
Chorge.
wen, i'd is a sdrange queerness," set.
81 can walk arount all day nit my Stun
mick so fun uf abbetite dot / cannod
sbeak, und no vun viii say, 'Dinky, viii
you participation In a sissage samvich init
meY Und ven you walk down der sdreet
der beebles will leef der baces uf pitzness
und run alder you nit DER arms full nit
wienerwurst und say, 'Chorge please eat
a leedle init u.s. Der name uf der wiener
wurst Id vas vunce Rover, bud We luff you
bedder den We dit our daschund. Blease
eat leetle nit us!'
dot is der difference vich makes der
odds bedWeen you ind me, Chorge. You
are a heroism und, darefore, eferyvun
drinks dot he should meet you init a CHG
gen pot-pie In vun hant und a bunch OF
pretzels in der udder. Dit you got many
presents since you Wiped der Spanish init
yum hant tied behind you In front uf your
back Chorge2"
Der number is so great dot could nod
mention it mitouid saying der figures" set
Chorge. "A chentlemans In Safanna1.
Chorgia sent me splentit mess of raddle-
tail snakes, ind mocosum snakes and cop
perpate snakes. l sent dem to Naggy-
naldo. chentlemans In Hartford, Con-
netiscope. sent me a cooging stole vot vas
der fairst TO liant on Plymouth Rock nit
der Pilkrim Fathers. A chentlemans in
Cumberland, Merrylant sent me a fire es-
cape so vot could use Id In der nexd var.
chentlemans in Biffalo sent me a ma
chineries to rasden on der gas mater und
reduction my gas bill abould fife tollars
efery month. A chentlemans In COLUMBUS,
Ohio, sent me twenty-five cends worth up
sdreet car tiggets. chentemans in Chin
chinnatti sent me a lawn mower to use in
der back yard uf der Olympia, und der nu-
nervousness uf der useful presents hat re-
ceived i'd Is too many to mention ad der
same time"
Und den Chorge took me down in der
cellar uf der Olympia, und he showed me
der way to pud oud der thirst vich der
sadly water gate me.
Und den / chumped In my leedle kit-boat
und rowed back home, full init proudful-
ness because / was der fairst to Welcome
Chorge home 10 der liant he tufts vile he
vas Yet in der ocean uf foreign country.
Dledrich Dinkelspeil,
Per George V. Hobart.