The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-12-17
| he Warm Corner.
FOR MEN ONLY.)

Sometimes a paper will put forth one
| KIND of policy in one column and another
| In some other coFumn, but our evening
English paper can do better than that
Last Wednesday night the Dispatch ac
complshed its great feat of being on
Doth sides of a question in the same col
umn 1t Is doubtful IL any other paper in
the country could do this. On the edi
torial page was an awruI blow for EN-
peror William, in the shape of criticism
of the reichstags bold move about a
naval bill which Billy desired to have
passed and which the reichstagers saw
fit to shelve. Billy was told by this dex
ferrous evening paper that it was too
late In the day to muzzle public opinion.
that free speech is permissible and that
the world Is composed of men. not Of
princes. But Immediately following this
was terrible article about the anti-ex-
pansion meeting in Minneapolis the other
! night. Free speech goes in Germany,
but not here. The free speechifiers in
America are "a band of traitors"
NEST Of serpents," all under the heading
Minnesota pisgraced." But 1t kindly
says that no legal proceedings will be
taken. 1t Is a real comfort to know that
lese majestic regarding the opinions of the
editor Of the evening paper is not
crime punishable by imprisonment or
death.
The Woman's League for the Suppress
sion of Masculinity passed some hot res
olutions recently touching upon the re-
marks of DR.. S G. Smith about women
wage eerners. The doctor was COM
pletely Frustrated when he received them.
They were as follows:
Whereas. 1t has pleased Almighty God
to allow. featherless bipede made in
the semblance of a man" to occur lin
our midst" and to be so constituted
that he is able to open his mouth and
pour forth torrent Of words a will.
brought up by his father. taking ad-
vantage of his ability to talk. has said
many absurd. insulting and Illogical
things about women workers. whose lit
tie fingers are worth more than tons OF
Dr. Smiths be II
Resolved. That the women of this
league forever .repudiate the said Smith
and never speak to him again. Further
more, that they congratulate Jennie e.
Stafford. of Kansas City, who roasted Dr.
Smith a rich brown in a letter appear
further
Resolved. That copy of these min
utes be sent to Jennie e; Stafford. and
one to the said DR.. Smith who is now
on the black list of this league,
The worthy poor are now being counted
by Mr.. HutchinS, in order that thev may
be given Christmas dinners and Christ
mas cheer. This is we'll but It must be
remembered that there Is nothing In the
constitution. bylaws or decalogue In the
shape of a command TO feed only the
worthy hungry. Unworthy poor have
children and they must be fed and made
happy at Christmas. The Warm Corner
will receive subscriptions For the I'M
worthy poor.
Smfth-How old is she?
Brown-She will be twenty-sevcn her
next six birthdays
The light of the Gospel is not a meta
phorical term In New York. One of the
churches has placed an electric sign at
It's door which shines like a good deed in
a naughty world.
The pope and the Pioneer Press do not
agree about the beginning of the century.
Down with the popel
This Is the time of year when women
purchase lace curtains, japanese vases.
china teapots, ricketv little tables, or
anything else they may need for their
husbands for Christmas. One Man-Not-
Afraid-of-Hls Wife got even by giving
her dress suit and a box of cigars.
Quite number Of people are wonder
ing whel Elm the English arc fighting now
more for good government fer civiliz9-
ton end progress than when they fought
us IL years ago, Tie difference in the
dee and tweedledun. Reggie.