The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1899-05-04
OLD CRADLES HAD APHASIA
q Demonstration In Nervous PATHOLOGY
That Cost $3.50.

| That Cost $3.50.
Ole Hardy CRADLES, who had
limped around in the Teton Basin
for years on Il muscle tied foot. at
last wearied of the wabbly exertion
and went down 10 Salt Lake to have
the defective member treated. He
came back after an absence of a
month, and his neighbors gathered
about him to hear the strange tales
which he would have to tell of ex-
perience In great city. He describ-
ed the temple and the tabernacle
and the Dooley building and quite
enchanted them.
What was the finest thing you
sect" finally asked ST Redee, in re-
capitulation
well, men," said Hardy, 1.-The
best-reely the best-thing see was
Teller in the hospital. He in
trusted me lot an l heerd all about
him. He had aphasia," speaking
the last word with a proud delibera-
ton. Redee looked at Watts, and
Watts glared intently at Red Pete
Ruble. The last mentioned broke
the SPELL
whats that9 A form country.
amt iti Seems l heerd of it afore
in joggify."
Nav" said Hardy scornfully.
ut ain IT a place-it's thing. Some
thin out of gear, you know"
But they did not know. They
were even worse COMPOUNDED than
before.
Like Russian thistle, mebbe, ;"
said Pete obviously, still clinging
70 the geographical theory.
mo such. A man fergits how to
talk or somethin."
'Deef an dumb mana SEEM
NAV. Nav. Man that kin talk
jis' fergits how, fergits everything. !"
ST can't be did," declared Pete
with decision.
Hardy looked at him pityingly.
Dog it all, l say it kin. seen it.
Here-I'll show you. Who's got a
$40 note2"
Among them they got together
So. 40, and Hardy said that he could
illustrate to some extent perhaps
with that amount.
Now" he said, taking posses
sion of the money, "you all know
that you give me this money, don't
your" They did and said so.
"Well, rolling his eyes and as
Stunning a rigid attitude. i've fer
got it, forgot all about it. That's
aphasia. "
"Humph!' grunted Ruble Seems
fool of thing, don't it9 Gimme
my $2.40."
Hardy gazed at him in stony.
vacant way
Gimme my So 49," Ruble repeat
ed, with some show of sternness.
"I-I-seems like / heerd some
thin about sum of money some
whar," Hardy responded in a hest
tating way.
There's 81 80 comm to me-" Re-
dee uttered fiercely.
Gents" said Hardy sorrowfully,
Il can't remember it. I'm sorry.
don't know what you're talkin
about. I've got that there aphasia. !"
They gathered about him, clam
oring for their funds. They now be-
gan to understand, but they could
not convince him.
I'm sorry, as say, gents" Har-
dy said meekly. But it's scientifick.
1t amt my fault. On the subject of
any money you might "a give me-
an mebbe you did give me some
p'raps-my mind is like blank
sheet of paper. l am poor victim
of peculiar disorder, as you
might say. Good day."
He was a man of feet inches,
and, although along in years, he
had been the hardest and best fight
er in the Basin, even in his crippled
time. They looked at him gloomily,
therefore, as he walked away, and
no man dared say him nay. Only
Red Pete Ruble expressed the gen.
eral sentiment when he made Ger
tain feeling and torrid remarks
which impaired to the world at large
the fact that he was utterly disgust
ed with science in all its FORMS
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