The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-08-13

worry OF household cares. Let me jaw
the man who does the ordering and the
cook and come in contact with the an.
noyances of home. Then l viii consider
the marriage question"
PractlcalH Rather. Perhaps too much
so for man until the man discovers that
he DOESN'T want 70 ave on much.
When she told me about her plan, she
asked; "N hat do YOU think OF it?"
What do you expect TO find out about
husband until you have one?" l an
swered You viii break yourself In on
housekeeping. but the great problem will
remain in the box
Il suppose you are like that blessed
mother OF mine" she answered. who
Notwithstanding the admitted fact that
she has the ideal husband bless his Old
heart holds TO the homely Household
maxim that the short cut TO mans bet
ter nature is by way Of the palate My
blessed mother says II In fewer words
AS had to say omething l offered this
looking wise:
The bread and water hypothesis is an
aute-nuptial dream. When the pair strike
the home course the man is the first to
suggest change of menu"
You cannot expect me to debate this
proposition was her reply. But why do
women wait until they are yoked before
they try to fathom a mans nature? or, to
put IT another way, why does woman
content herself with knowing a man as
she finds him In drawing room? Let me
tell you" she said. as she drew so nigh to
me that her hand lay on mine. what
am going to do. l am going TO make an
observation tour In fact. ] have begun.
shall know more as I see more. of course
l hus far l have contented nys,lf with
looking a; some simple things-slu ple and
Taybe. stale from Tho pedestal of men,
but full of meaning to a woman.
Il boarded an express train nj Ninety
third street the other morning at g o clock.
Aou know that's a business mans train,
but the term is not construed literally.
Some women are business men, necessari-
ly though. think. l was the only woman
in the car. Every man was obviously
sealed. l cluug to a strap until the train
stopped at Rector street.
Now, mind YOU, II that had occurred on
street car, between and p m, ! would
have been as charitable as custom die
tates. But this strap ride on a morning
express of the elevated was in the begin
ming of the day and | was the one lone
conspicuous creature in pettcoats to be
left hung up. ] repeated the trip nearly
a dozen times, and every time | had the
same experience. A young woman, who
has TO go to business In Maiden lane six
mornings in the week, and who takes the
express, so that she may thereby sleep
five minutes later, tells me that In eighteen
months she has had one seat offered her
on this tram. l would rather be the Oldest
maid In the United States than marry a
man who would not offer a woman q seat
under the circumstances l have men
toned.
Here are few more under the ban. l
will call them off briefly and you can put
them down:
Man who smokes q cigar on an open car
unless he has one OF the three rear seats,
New York is the only city In this coun-
try that doesn't enforce this rule.
Man who can't walt until he gets out
of a theater before lighting up.
Man who thinks he ought to be ex-
cused for smoking when he Is driving
with q woman.
Mas who talks back 10 a waiter In a
cafe when the man is accompanied by a
woman. No excuse for 1t. Report him TO
the boss.
Man who insists upon a woman drink
ing.
Man who puts up his feet on the seat
! in front of him, wherever It may be- also
| the man who spreads his legs SO as to oc-
1 cupy room enough for two.
MAN who thinks he has a license to say
damn in the presence of women.
Man who nudges in the crowd on the
! walk man who spits-excuse the stub
toed Anglo-SaXon word-anywhere.
Il was in Central Park the other day
/ and a nurse overturned the baby cart. A
man who saw the accident laughed, walked
on and did nothing else / have him on
the list along with that class of men
who are only polite to their equals or su-
/ periors.
mo, I am not looking for a model OF
! paragon, or something with wings. And
| maybe / shall find myself alone some day
/ matching my wrinkles with the sere and
! nf wi he a
| comfort, ! think now, to know that ]
made my own wrinkles. To know that ]
! grew old alone, and was not bounded 10
It,"
And yet this young woman Is not cyni-
CAL or disappointed or hypercriticaL The
man who gets her win be lucky.
An Atchlson woman. says the Globe OF
/ that city takes a husband seven children,
/ five sons-in-law, daugh ter-in-law, twen-
1 ty-seven grandchildren, four nieces, two
nephews. an uncle and five cousins in
prayer to the Lord every night
When a brides husband goes away II is
necessary to amuse her as they amuse a
baby when its mother goes downtown to
/ a dry goods store.
There are so many pretty girls in a GER
/ tain church in Atchson that the preacher
/ takes great credit to himself because his
sermons attract the young men.
IL IS Sdld tldL an AlCnlSOn Olu RlTI pays
a young man to take her around and be
! devoted" to her
Church people should be patient with tho
! girl who quits going to prayer-meetinR
when she is In love. She will drift back
in a few months and ask their prayers for
| her husband.
There are two sisters in Atchison. One
/ is proud and lordly and is posted in all the
| smart talk, and the other is meek, sup
pressed and apologize. The two sisters
recently took a trip together and when at
a hotel In a strange town the lordly one
registered as Miss and maid" The
| suppressed sister was too meek to protest,
| and the lordly sister had good time that
day in a lordy way.
There is a pretty little tale being whis-
pered around about a beautiful mestiza,
/ who. they whisper in Manila. saved Ad-
/ miral Deweys life Last summer, says
| Leslie's Weekly. so the story runs, the ad-
mirai's health was much impaired and the
| Olympias doctor prescribed diet OF fresh
COW milk one might as well recommend