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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
STAPLES REMAIN rlRM.
Much Underlying strength in the Bust
ness situation.

Bradstreet's says: A striking illus
tration of the underlying strength OF
the general business situation is fur
nished this week by the course OF
prices. Almost without exception val
ues of staples remain firm at previous
quotations or manifest a still further
pronounced tendency toward higher
level. This, too. has occurred in the
face of rather smaller distribution in
the ordinary trade channels than has
been noted in recent weeks. So far as
autumn and winter trade is concerned,
the complaint of unseasonably mild
weather, restricting retail distribution,
is reported from many cities.
But rising superior to this and to the
unquestionably smaller distribution at
first hands. is the accentuated strength
of textiles, particularly cotton goods,
which reflect some additional strength
of the raw product, due to smaller re-
ceipts and better foreign advices, but
in large measure also portray the in
fluence of active demand coming on q
market exceptionally bare of stocks. A
further advance in print cloths, a fea-
ture of this week, has brought the quo
tation for standard grades up to
cents, point not touched for -four
years past.
Raw wool is higher at all markets on
active demand, shared in by the manu-
factured material
Wheat, including flour, shipments
for the week aggregate 3,68S, 677 bush
els, against 4,540, ,007 bushels last
week, and 1894, 1926 bushels in 1893
Since July this season, the exports
of wheat aggregate So, 46S, 546 bushels,
against SO, 9,124 .083 bushels last veal
and 101, 49, $40 bushels in 1897.
Business failures in the Dominion o.
Canada for the week number SS, al
compared with 10 last week, 27 in this
week year ago, "a in 1896 and So in
1895
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01

railings and balustrades win also he OF
fireproof material. and before accepted
will be thoroughly tested at the ex.
pense of the contractors. All decora-
tive canvas, awnings and canvas COW
erings must be fireproof. All electric
installation of cables, lamps, wires and
conductors in the interior of the build
ings must be put up under the super
vision of the director OF exploitation.
All motive power will be admitted only
under rigid conditions. The use OF
celluloid in lamps. globes, balloons and
other fancy apparatus for lighting dec
grafton will be forbidden. The regula-
tions for heating and lighting provide
that It can only be done by gas or cleo
tricity. The use Of hydrocarburets, oils
and petroleum, acetylene gas and other
gases than coal gas is positively for
hidden, either for heating, lighting or
motive power. The construction OF
meeting halls, cafes, concert halls and
theaters must be of fire-proof material,
and the theater curtains must be OF
iron or asbestos cloth. The lighting Of
such places will be exclusively by cleo
tricity. A fire service as nearly per-
feet as possible win be established, with
a water piping and pressure sufficient
for firemen's service. The ahmlnistra-
ton assume the right to enforce any
measure that may be deemed neces-
sary to assure safety.-Iron Age.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
PACIFIC COAST TRADE.
senttle Mark ota.


Onions, new, $1.00@1.25 per sack
Potatoes, new, $1,000.
Beets, per sack, 75c.
Turnips, per sack, 60c.
Carrots, per sack, 75c.
Parsnips, per sack, 90c.
Caulihower, 75c per dozen.
Cabbage, native and California, 70
@90c per 100 pounds.
Peaches, 65@80c.
Apples, $3.50 1.50 per box.
Pears, $l.00@1.25 per box.
Prunes, 60c per box.
Watermelons, $3.50.
Nutmegs, 50@75c.
Butter-Creamery, SOC per pound;
dairy, l7@22c; ranch, zoe per pound.
Eggs-Firm, 800 Soc.
Cheese-Native, 13@l4c
Poultry-9@1Oc; dressed, HOBO.
Hay-Puget Sound timothy, $l200;
choice Eastern Washington timothy,
$l7.00@18.00
Corn-Whole, $4,000; cracked, $23;
feed meal, 1923.
Barley-Rolled or ground, per ton,
$2l whole, $22.
Flour-Patent, per barrel, $3.65;
blended straights, $9.10; California,
1925; buckwheat -four, $3.50; gra-
ham, per barrel, $500; whole wheat
-four, $500; rye -four, 1915.
Millstuffs-Bran, per ton, $l6.00i
shorts, per ton, $500.
Feed-Chopped feed, $50. 90 per tom
middlings, per ton, $22; oil cake meal,
per ton, $500.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
MusH CURES A SICK SOLDIER.
Eighth Illinois Private Tells Of Cuban
Hospital Experience.

Eighth Illinois Private Tells Of Cuban
Hospital Experience.
He claimed TO be one Of the Eighth
Illinois boys and was always telling
stories OF his thrilling experiences In
Cuba. He was as black as SCOT and he
showed his teeth and rolled his eyes
and gesticulated like the end man OF
a minstrel troupe. And this is one Of
the stories he told:
"Well, sab, we wuz gyardin' a hull
army Nv Spaniards up at San Louie an
de grubb wuz powahful pooah. De
only way we cud get up an appetite for
dat Uncle Sans beef wuz to miss ra-
tions for a day ah two. One day /
wuz told off to do hospital wuk, an
what do yo' tink? Dey wuz cah load
Nv chickens come in and had to help
tote ev'ry one NV dem fowls to de hos
pital. Tink Nv wu'k like dat fo' poOah
sta'ved nlggah, sab. Well, sab, wuz
took sick, sudden, plum in de middle Nv
dat wu'k. 1t done took two men, sab,
to drag me to de hospital, and they had
to take de clothes Off me and put me to
bed.
Long about suppah time l smelt
chicken. Yessah, l could smell dat
chicken cleah in de kitchen. An JUS
shet my eyes an smelled an smelled,
an den done tank de good Lawd Use
In dat hospital. Den de smell done come
closah an bimeby dey tote de chicken
in. An wuz de happies' niggah in de
Eighth Illinois. An l done got nah
leetle tin plate an cup in nah hand.
An what do 20 s'pose dey give dis
niggah? Mush! Yessah, mush-cawn
mush."
Here the narrator's face took on an
expression of grief that was enough to
make stone image weep. He waited
till he could regain the mastery of his
emotions. Then he went on:
"Well, sab, JUS about one houah
latah called de doctah an l sez: Doc
tab, feel like gwine to git well. Dis
am a powahful fine hospital an you
am powahful good doctah, an l feel
much bettah. Yessah, done feel so
much recovahed, sab, dat feel like
should suttenly be up an doln my
duty. Kin | git on nah clothes an git
back to gyardin' dem Spaniards, sab ?
" Yes, sab, seq the doctah, 'yo' kin.
Yo' wuz powahful sick, too sick fo'
chicken. But dat mush done fix yo' up
quick. Yes, sab. p'onounce yo' con-
valescent, sah.'
An done got on nah clothes an got
out."-Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
ninerence in BootbIaelss.

'Did you ever notice the difference
between the darky and Italian boot
blacks?' said a man about town. II say
darkies and Italians because most Of
the shining in Chicago is done by one
or the other. The darkies do the work
in barber shops and shoe stores and the
Italians run most Of the 'parlors'
"Now, you watch larky, and IL he's
alone he'll talk to his customer II
there's two of them they'll chatter to-
gether like magpies. And the darky Is
so full of music and dance that he's got
to put them into his work. He'll put
in all sorts of fantastic motions and
beat out a rude kind of time as r. he
were picking a banjo or cutting a pig
con wing. When he brushes you hell
beat you with the whisp broom In the
same way.
"Go into one Of the Italian 'parlors'
and it's as still as a grave There may
be a dozen bootblacks, but not one Of
them viii speak to you or to a compan-
ion. They do their work steadily and
rapidly, but It's work, and nothing else.
Same way with their brushing you. Its
as different as a watch service from a
cake walk. Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
PROVISIONS AGAINST FIRE.
The Restrictions to Be Enforced at the
Paris Exposition.

The Restrictions to Be Enforced at the
Paris Exposition.
Intending exhibitors and visitors
from the United States to the Paris ex-
position in 1900 will be interested In
knowing what arrangements and reg
ulations will be made by the French
authorities against fire. The Paris ex-
position administration has taken all
the measures possible to afford security
to exhibitors and visitors against fire
at the exposition. Their regulations
are rather voluminous, containing thir-
ty-six articles distributed in six chap
ters. These regulations take up the
openings and exits and the stairways
and doors of all palaces and buildings.
They regulate the width of doors and
steps. All exterior doors will open In
and out Doors opening only inward
must remain open constantly. Emer-
gency doors will bear an inscription
stating their purpose. and In all hall
ways and corridors painted arrows will
indicate the direction of the exit. An
emergency lighting system for night
use will consist of lamps of one-candle
power, bearing the distinctive red color.
All wood of the frame work In the
buildings win be covered with an in
sulating coat of non-infammable ma
terial. All stairways will be of fire
proof material The floors of all build
ings, palaces, theater halls. cafes. con-
cert rooms, exhibition places and all
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
Portland Market.

Wheat - Walla Walla. 60@52c;
Valley, 51c; Bluestem, SIC per bushel
Flour-Best grades, $500; graham,
$2.5 superfne, $2l5 per barrel
Oats-Choice white, 34@36c; choice
gray, 33@35c per bushel.
Barley-Feed barley, $16@16.50;
brewing, $1S00@19.00 per ton.
Millstuffs-Bran, $l7 per ton; mid
dlings, $22; shorts, SIS; chop, $l6 per
ton.
Hay--Timothy, S9@11; clover, 81
as; Oregon wild hay, $6@7 per ton.
Butter-Fancy creamery, 50@55c;
seconds, AN @45c; dairy, 371a @40c;
store, 25@35c.
Eggs-27 1ac per dozen.
Cheese-Oregon full cream, 13c;
Young America, lac; new cheese 10c
per pound.
Poultry-Chickens, mixed, $1,000
$50 per dozen; hens, $3.50; springs,
$4,000 so; geese, $700@8.50 for old;
$4,50@6.50 for young; ducks, $4. so
per dozen; turkeys, live, 14@ l5c
per pound.
Potatoes-50@ per sack; sweets,
s@2Ac per pound.
Vegetables-Beets, 81; turnips, 90c;
per sack; garlic, 7c per pound; cauli-
flower, 75c per dozen; parsnips, 81;
beans, 5@6c per pound; celery, 700
75c per dozen; cucumbers, SOC per
box; peas, 3@4c per pound; tomatoes,
75c per box; green corn, 121a "a
l5c per dozen.
Hops-7@1Oc; 1898 crop, 5@6c.
Wool-Valley, 12@13c per pound;
Eastern Oregon, S@14c; mohair, 27@
SOC per pound.
Mutton--Gross, best sheep, wethers
and ewes, sac; dressed mutton, 81 a
7c per pound; lambs, &c per pound.
Hogs-Gross, choice heavy, $500;
light and feeders, $3.50; dressed,
$5. so @6.00 per 100 pounds.
Beef-Gross, top steers, $3. 3.50@4.00;
cows, $3@9.50; dressed beef, 619 q
7Ac per pound.
Veal-Large, 619@7hc; small, Sc
z X n nor YoOund
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
LEAD PENCILS HAVE A HISTORY.
They Were First Made Two Hundred
Years Ago in England.

They Were First Made Two Hundred
Years Ago in England.
The lead pencil, the most common of
all writing implements, is somewhat
over 200 years old. The term lead
pencil" however, is a misnomer, as, in
a meteorological sense, there is not a
particle of lead In its composition. The
lead pencil originated with the discov-
cry of the graphite mines in England
In 1864, during the reign Of Queen
Elizabeth. AS graphite SO greatly re-
sembled galena, the German name for
which was bleiglanz, 1t was given the
name of blei, or lead. In the early
days of lead pencil making the
graphite was sawed into thin sheets
and cut into strips smaller and smaller
until they were of size to be covered
with light wooden slips, and thus serve
as pencils The first pencils created
much excitement. The g aphite mines
Of England were considered of inesti-
mable value and were protected by
law. But there was q great waste =
Hrst, in digging, for many Of the pieces
were too small for cutting, and again
In the manner of cutting the graphite
which was so crude that half the ma
terial was lost. So binding substance
had to be invented. Glue, gum, isin
glass and other substances were tried
but the graphite was only rendered
hard and brittle and of uneven hard
ness. Its marks were faint and indis
tinct, and in those days If the point
broke it was quite an undertaking to
sharpen it again. First. the wood had
10 be cut away and the graphite heated
over a light to soften 1t, after which 1t
was drawn to a point with the fingers.
In 1895 Conte, Frenchman, came on
the idea of using pulverized graphite
and binding clay. This discovery re-
suited In pencils Of varying hardness,
according to the amount Of binding
clay added. and each pencil was of ex-
actly the same hardness throughout its
length. Soon after this discovery i'm.
provements followed in mixing, rolling
and sharpening the graphite compost.
ton, which was cut into lengths,
placed In a warm oven to harden, and
finally incased in wood. as seen to-day
st. Louis Globe-Democrat.
What the fool thinks he knows the
wise man knows he onlI thinks.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
San Francisco Market.

-Spring-Nevada, 12@15c per
pound; Eastern Oregon, 100 Ice; VAL
ley, 10000; Northern, 10@l2c.
Hops-1s99 crop, 11@12c per
pound.
Onions-Yellow, 75@S5c per sack.
Butter-Fancy creamery 24@25c;
do seconds, 22@24c; fancy dairy, 81
@22c; do seconds, 100 20c per pound.
Eggs-Store, 42@43c; fancy ranch,
40c.
Millstuffs Middlings, $3.50 a
90. 80; bran, $15.50@16.50.
Hay-Wheat $7.5O@10; wheat and
oat $7.50@9.50; best barley 5000
7.50; alfalfa, $5.00@7.00 per ton;
straw, 35@45c per bale.
Potatoes-Early Rose, 40@ SOC; Ore
gon Burbanks, 60c@1,10; river Bur
banks, 45@65c; Salinas Burbanks,
$1,000 1.25 per sack.
Citrus Fruit-Oranges, Valencia,
$2.75@3.25; Mexican lines, $4,000
800; California lemons 75c@$l.50;
do choice $1.75@2.00 per box.
Tropical Fruits-Bananas, $1.50@
2.50 per bunch; pineapples, nom.
inal; Persian dates, 6@6Rc per
pound.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
1889, and his favorlte liquor Cognac

1889, and his favorlte liquor Cognac
40 years old.
He is fond of Irishmen. Frcnchmen,
Germans and Russians.
He is fond of all kinds of people, es-
pecially If they have money.
When he was young he was very ter
der-hearted and cried for days when a
tutor left him.
H. is a flrst-class judge Of horses and
dogs, and he thinks he knows some
thing about actresses.
He Is said to be one of the best shots
in England.
He sets the fashions in clothes for the
whole world.
He loves to labor for the working
man.
He popularized the Alpine hat.
He is a D. G. L. of oxford, an LII,
d. of Cambridge, and a barrister.
He has thirteen university degrees.
He has laid seventy-three large and
important foundation stones.
He opened part of the Suez canal.
He has made more speeches than
any man In the world, but mostly short
ones.
He owns the deepest mine In Eng
land.
He was the first Christian to dine
with the Sultan of Turkey.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
Linnoln,a ProHerhs.

An autograph letter which I should
like to own was shown to me a few
days ago. "A. Lincoln" was boldly
signed at the end Of 1t, and this wis
dom was there. pararaphed in this
wise:
"Do not worry.
Eat three square meals day.
"Say your prayers.
'Think of your wife.
"Be courteous to your creditors.
Keep your digestion good.
steer clear of biliousness.
Exercise.
go slow and easy.
Maybe there are other things that
your special case requires to make you
happy, but my friend, these, reckon,
win give you a good lift. New York
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
The Hop Market.

The officers of the Oregon Hopgrow-
ers' Association are negotiating for the
sale of l5,000-bale lot of hops at IL
cents a pound. If this is consum-
mated, it will be one of the largest hop
sales ever made in the state. 1t is re-
ported that Lilienthal Bros. have in
the past few days bought 500 bales of
Oregon hops at 10 cents. A. J. Query,
of Puyallup, Wash, is reported to have
accepted 912 cents from McNeff &
Sweeney for his '99 hops, consisting of
1923 bales Horst Bros, effected the first
sale of hops at Chehalis, 44-bale lot,
paying SH cents. Another lot was
sold to Neis, at reported price of
cenig
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
An Unusual Boast.

Husband-Some one at the restan-
rant to-day started to carry off my
overcoat, but recognized 1t as he vas
passing by these two buttoI5-hat are
missing.
Wife Gin trlumph)-And to whom are
you indebted for the fact that the hut
tons We're not sewed on?-IIumoris-
tische Blaetter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
NOT Possible.

An English exchange tells Of a cour.
teous retort which came about in case
that was tried when the law courts
were held at Westminster.
The judge was a short-tempered man,
and had several differences with one of
the counsel engaged before him. At
last he said, 81 can teach you law,
Brother =, but cannot teach you
manners"
THAT is so, my lord" was the quick
response.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01

Sandy Plkes-Lady, cud ye'er please
give me 4 cents? | wants to write a
letter to me poor old mudder.
Lady-What do you want with 4
cents2 Two cents will send a letter
anywhere in the country.
Sandy Plkes-Yes, lady, but l wants
to send me mudder a check an wants
de extra cents fer a revnue stamp.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
wheat Coming In Rapidly.

]. II. Vermillion and ]. Hoskins,
who are receiving sacked wheat for the
Pacific Coast Elevator Company, of
Tekoa, Wash, at the latter's ware
house on the reservation, report the
grain is coming in rapidly and that
they will soon have the building, the
capacity of which is $4,000 bushels,
full. 1t is stated that this years crop
will be twice as large as that of any
former season.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
o. r.. q n. cue ON Finished.

1t is officially announced that the o.
R. & N. Wallula-Grange City cutoff is
practically finished. This cut off will
do away with the necessity of handling
freight and passengers over Alton hill.
However, a special service will be
maintained over the hill for the benefit
of Walla Walla and other cities along
the old route. The only difference
will be that all points between Star
buck and Spokane will be reached one
hour and 40 minutes sooner. The dis
tance covered by the cutoff is 66 miles.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01

Sam-Daddy, dar's a man at de side
show wild three feet.
Daddy-Iuhl boy; dat's muffin fo'
cullud man to hab three feet.
Sam-IIow am dat?
Daddy-Why, he has two feet in his
shoes an a rabbits foot in his pocket
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
Her Point of View.

He-That tall young man dancing
with Miss Dashing was originally in
tended for the church, l understand.
She-Indeed! Judging from his ap-
pearance l could easily imagine that
he had been cut out for the steeple.-
Chicago News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01

Mrs. Bibbits-So you have named
your girl twin Henrietta2
Mrs. Tibbits-Yes, but l changed 1t
little. 1t was such long name that
cut it in two and called the boy Hen
ry and the girl Eta.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
An Unknown Luxury.

"Do many of the Filipino officers
die with their boots onT" " inquired the
foreign correspondent.
BLESS you, no." responded Aguin-
aldo, "there are very few of my officers
that know what a boot is"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01

The board of trustees of school dis
trict No. 2s, Bingham county, Idaho, is
offering for sale coupon bonds OF that
district to the amount of $400, bearing
interest at the rate of per cent per
annum, payable annually, and redeem
able 10 years from date.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
Butchera and Rutchera.

II understand he is not received into
society because one of his remote an
cestors was butcher"
'Not exactly. 1t was because one of
his remote ancestors was butcher of
beasts rather than of men. Detroit
Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01

He-This war in South Africa will
make diamonds dearer.
She-I suppose so, but any girl who
really loves a man would be willing
to wear a ring Of pearls and opals un-
til the trouble is over.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01

Mrs. Stubb-John, | wonder why in
the world did that man send up wa
terlng pot with the new range. never
ordered 1t.
Mr.. Stubb-Why, Maria, l guess he
intended that for the damper.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01

81 believe in carrying the flag to the
front" said the youth in the red, white
and blue BOSOM
Il don't belive in carrying 1t to the
shirt front, though" said the girl who
hated display.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
There Are Many Such.

Battleby-How glum poor old Charlie
Summers lookedl
Letherout-His vacation ended yes
terday.
Battleby-Vacation! The chap hasn't
been away day this summerI
Letherout-Yes; but his wife got back
yesterday.-New York World.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01

"NIiss Nixy told me always to ring
her door-bell twice"
"She must think good deal of you
to honor you with such friendly ar
rangement."
II don't know; maybe she wants a
chance to escape"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
Zinc as silk.

Critlc-How do you get such real
istic snow scene?
Manager-We get the leading lady to
sit up in the flies and tear up her love
letters.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
New Bank to BE Opened i.

A new bank, to be known as the
Scandinavian American bank, is about
to be opened in New Whatcom, Wash.
Frank Oleson, secretary of the board OF
works, Seattle, will be manager of the
pew institution.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
PnrIor Ornaments.

"What tall mantels you have, Mrs.
Jimp."
"Yes; l want to put my brio -a-brlc
up so high that can't see whether 1t
Is dusty or not"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
Nome Claims.

In view of the wealth of the CAP
Nome claims, and the enormous nun
Der of would-be claimants, it seem
fair and equitable that the size of the
claims should be reduced. This is the
belief of the majority of Alaska pros
pectors, and a number of them have
signed a petition to be sent to the
United States senators and congressman
of Washington asking that legislation
be enacted making 500 feet square the
legal size of mining claim in Alaska,
and forbidding locating claims by
power of attorney. This latter abuse,
the petitioners affirm, is particularly
detrimental to the prospectors, pre-
venting hundreds of men from getting
locations, and enabling others armed
with power of attorney, legal or other
wise, to secure valuable ground often
miles in extent.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
HUMOR OF THE WEEK
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.

Odd, Curious and LauEhable Phases
of Human Nature Graphically POr-
trayed by Eminent Word Artists of
Our own Dny-A Budget of Fun.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
Offended.

Miss Clara needn't think I'm Fred
Constant" growled the French poodle.
did she offend you" inquired the
yard dog.
'Yes. She kissed me after eating
onions"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
sheen Sold.

L. G. Thomas, of Chewaucan, last
week made sale of his bunch of sheep
to w. A. Wiltshire, of Lakeview. The
band consisted of 1000 ewes and 461
lambs, and the price paid was 81, 900,
or about $275 per head punched.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-12-01
Taken Literally.

Sergeant Brown-Halt! You can't 60
In there.
Private MeGinnis-Phoy not7
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Inanlrinp Confldence.

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confidence In you."-Chicago Record.