The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-03-22
Local News.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH %, 1899.
Septus Rulings.

Well. Mr.. Editor, we are glad to say
that this leaves Septus in the very best
of health, and we trust thati will find
YOU with the eINTELL1GENCER force and
Z all OF your readers the same. AS we
write tonight Saturday. 4 perfect
galeis blowing from the southwest, 4
heavy rain is falling, and the lndlca-
tions are there will be but little plow-
ing done during the incoming week:
Our friend, Mr.. G. L. Dalrymple, has
moved to his plantation, near Denver.
We trust that he will visitus as often
as possible that we may know his love
for us has not grown cold.
Mr.. C.. E. JOhnsOn'S new bell peals
forth q musical sound at four o'clock
in the morning that brings forth the
& slumbers of the neighbOrh0od.
A trunk was broken open in town
last week for q pair of twenty five
cents cuff buttons, and surely the per-
petrator. of the crime is only robbing
the devil of that much fuel every day
that they live.
The peach crop in Septus will be 2
complete failure this year, as the buds
have already been killed by the extreme
cold weather.
We were somewhat surprised, Mr..
Editor, in looking over last weeks In
TELLIGENCER to find that we had been
fred on by some party OF parties who
4 failed to give 4 aIleading to their little
article, thus trying to keep us in the
dark as to who they we're or their
whereabouts. While we have treed
them, yet we think they acted wisely
in irving to keep themselves hidden.
for from the gist and tone of the little
article we would take them to he moun. :,
taineers that mad done nothing all OF
Z their lays butdrive OK wagons. Though
the little gun fred at us was quite
small, being a twenty-five cal1Dre, YET
we learn from q reliable source that 1T
took three persons to man 1T, owing TO
the fact that neither OF the three are
Overburdened with sense, yet they
would make believe it possible that
they were double first cousin to King
Solomon. And now, dear friends, we
admit that we are not q subscriber OF
the INTELLIGENCER, but quite often
borrow it, and in doing so we hardly
think there, is any great crime COM
1 mitted, for we know OF q woman some
time ago to borrow q lady's bonnet to
wear. to town and then alter leaving
+ home even exchanged that one IN order
thag hnnnet sue eouf ~ o doctors g wife Selahi
"a 40 cain H Won are ire RIGHT. aHard Tlmes,' in
th;a1l;Se Ii yu qya 81 have i had some experience
~ .1.l1iaI n;nHf.watch;nr. " I and really we be-
si;era lie no we are better qualified for the
ao nosition than Won are. as we tried as
!. 7nmch Hci has rs nossibie to take in the whole
81 'Sentns. while your watching is con-
s,cnea mostly to Tatler's street. Allow
as n thank Won from the yery bottom
nf n? % onr heart for having been SO easy
with NJ ms ne in % giving It out that it was a
bird HINT that we were so badly cleft
;ns IN > for for some me Of the bows are telling
that M 'they considered it a buzzard hunt.
In T11 advising MS to attend the Lebanon
High School and take lessons in Eng
1is6 grammar before writing for the
1naners. we suppose you have reference
TO what we said about the school being
in a ssfiourishing condition" Now, we
want to inform you that by no means
is that a grammatical mistake, but a
rhetorical mistake, one thatis used by
men that have forgotten more than you
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