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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
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ASSESSING JUDGES.

The G o b has already called atten-
ton to one good thing, accomplished by
the counsel for the disoredited Republi-
can political machine, the Mazet investi-
eating committee in New York. 1t de-
sires now to direct attention to another.
In order, as he declared-we imagine.
not very truthfully-to inquire into the
advisability of campaign assessments of
judges Counsel Moss called several Of
the judges Of the courts of record of
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

Eagan, but 1t knows no reason why he
should not be reinstated. If he needs the
technical vindication Of reinstatement he
should have it, Else the administration
contractors. including Brother Abner.
should be content to have some at least
of their pecuniary operations made pub
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
WEATHER FOR TODAY.

NIinnesota-Fair Sunday and Monday;
variable winds.
North Dakota-Fair Sunday and Mon
day; variable winds.
South Dakota-Fair Sunday and Mon
day, variable winds.
Icwa-FaIr Sunday and Monday; vari-
abe winds
Wisconsin-Fair Sunday and Monday;
variable winds.
Montana-CIoudy Sunday. fair Monday;
Westerly winds.
ST. PAUL
Yesterdays observations. taken by the
United States weather bureau st. Paul,
P. T. Lyons observer, for the twenty
four hours ended at 7 o'clock last night.
Barometer corrected for temperature
and elevation.
Highest temperature OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. ~
Lowest temperature NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. AZ
Average temperature Observation-Disclosures. %
Dally range OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 20
barometer 90 W
11uluu-ly .-...........s... ......'..s.'.''' VI
1IeCiDlldllOn .............s........ '''s.'''
p. m, wind, southeast; weather, clear.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

In Cuba Any other will result in
trouble. On hereditary grounds alone
the Cubans as a people are superior
to those of any Central or South Amer1-
can state. 1t would be nothing short
of a crime for Americans to do anything
to force negro government upon them.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

Republican papers that have been call
Ing Democrats ''copperheads" and "trai-
tors will please take notice that Mark
Hanna was the first man to go back ON
Admiral Dewey.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

Because there was no race the Pioneer
Press regards the Americas cup as ZAP
parently safe" The less races the safer
the cup.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

When Mr.. Mckinley urged Mark Hanna
to hurry home 1t Is quite probable he
did not expect that Mark would talk so
fooliShfy.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

Up to date we have paid troops In the
Philippines 100000. For the privilege
of paying this 100000 we paid $40, 900, 900.
Is this what Senator Davis would term
sharp 6nanciering?
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

When Admiral Dewey learns that Mark
Hanna objects to his candidacy for presi-
dent he will feel awfully cut up.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

Every true imperialist In America SYM
pathizes with England in its ruthless at
tack on the Beers. Birds of a feather
flcck together
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
RIVER BULLETIN.


River forecast till 8 a. M Monday: The
Mississippi will remain stationary or fall
slightly in the vicinity of st. Paul.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

Possibly Mark Hanna thinks Admiral
Dewey is just too mean for any good use.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

Minnesota has just opened new fall
stock of weather, and it's splendid Wis
itors from neighboring states should call
and look us over. No trouble to show
goods.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
THE RACE ISsTE IN CUBA.

washington time q D. m. st, Paul..
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

DR.. Hurry Of Indiana, states that the
first step towards better car sanitation
is hygienic construction. Plainness of
interior is of the first Importance, for
passenger coaches are too highly or
namented to be quickly. cheaply and
thoroughly cleansed, while carvings,
panels and fret work afford a resting
place for dirt and microbes to grow and
do evil. Another necessity Ia that Of
equable warming and good ventilation.
as we'll as freedom from smoke and dust.
The writer especially deprecates splitting
In the cars and claims that pneumonia.
consumption, influenza, catarrh and like
troubles are freqently transmitted by
saliva, from to per cent Of the
saliva voided In public places being
found to contain disease germs
DIR. Adams reports q case which should
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
The WARM CORNER
(FOR TEN ONLY.)

The woman suffragists say that the
latest conundrum Is: Why is Dewey like
woman suffrage? Because he comes be-
fore he is expected. But we think this
Is better and little nearer the truth:
Why is Dewey like an old maid? Be-
cause he was never known to run away
from any man.
The farmer on his wheel
To market brings his eggsi
And many a tidy pail
OF writhtng froggies' legs.
The farmers daughter, too,
Not doing things by halves,
Wheels after him and Jugs
A healthy pair Of calves.
Mr.. Hanna says that the way the DEM
ocrats are urging Dewey to allow his
name to be used for the presidency Is
simply indecent. 1t would be indecenter
If Dewey should accept and the indecent
est thing that ever happened If he should
be elected.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1899-05-18

One Of the best collections in Ver-
mont OF relics and antiquities is
owned by Mrs l.. NJ. johnson of
Plainfield. The list embraces metals,
woods, tibres, pottery, some of the
oldest of which date back several GEN.
turtles. Among the antiquities are a
brass candlestick $50 years old, a
water pitcher nearly 200 years old,
two Venetian wine glasses that must
have been made centuries ago, as the
art of making them has been lost
more than 500 years; seven pieces Of
continental scrip, one-third dollar,
"a and 81 bills, a coin dated 1854, a
flint box with steel and flint, dated
1898; a needle sheath, such as was
used in the 18th century; a King
George Nv. pewter cup, a plate Of
primrose ware, now almost wholly
unknown except by collectors; a
wooden box supposed to have been
made by the Indians at Nantucket,
Mass, nearly 200 years ago. Among
the curios r a rope made in the
Philippine islands of cocoanut fibre,
and a prayer rug of the same materi-
al, pottery from Hawaii, and a hun
dred other odd ard valuable curios.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1899-05-18

81 heartily recommend it, and am
glad to give it my highest endorse.
ment."
So writes Miss NJ. A. Armstrong,
the government microscopic, after
making a painstaking examination of
Paine's celery compound, the one
remedy that has withstood every con-
ceivable test since il was first discov-
cred by Dartmouth's great physician
professor and its formula submitted
to the scrutiny of the ablest practi-
TONERS in the world.
Thousands of letters have been re-
ceived by the proprietors of the reme-
dy from men and women in every
community, all telling one experience
immediate relief and perfect
cure effected by this remedy.
The best physicians openly endorse
and recommend IL, authorizing the
public use Of their statements that
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1899-05-18

Paine's celery compound, in case af-
ter case, cures rheumatism and kim
dred diseases, purifies the blood, reg
ulates the stomach, liver, bowels and
kidneys, and %rejuvenates the tagged
out or diseased ervou system, when
everything else fails.
Paine's celery compound, upon
which so much praise has been be-
slowed, is within the reach Of the
humblest family in the land.
The incalculable amount OF good
that it is doing in making sick and
even ~despairing people well should
compel the attention OF every Judi
eious person who is out OF health.
Paine's celery compound invigo-
rates the nerves, makes new blood,
arouses a hearty appetite, regulates
the bowels and brings about a normal
action OF the liver.
The use of Paine's celery compound
makes all the difference between inn
pure, sluggish blood and tired nerves,
and healthy, energetic bodily condi-
tion-between sickness and health.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1899-05-18

den 70 myself. Was troubled with
smothering spells, also p~alpitation OF
he heart and that bearing-down feel
ing. and could not be on my feet much
II was growing worse all the time
until l took your medicine.
after taking three boxes OF Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Lozenges, the tumOr passed from me
"My health has been better ever
.;nce can now walk quite a distance
and am troubled no nor with Palpita-
tom Of the heart or bloating. lrec-
ommend your medicine to all sufferers
from female troubles.
II is hardly reasonable to suppose
that any one can doubt the efficiency
~ Mrs.. Pinkham's methods and medi-
cine IN the face Of the tremendous vol
ume of testimony.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1899-05-18
FOREST TENT CATERPILLAR.
Some Hints as to the Best Method of
Dealing with the Pest.

There is a great deal of talk about
the forest worms. Especially those
who have sugar orchards are anxious.
The forest tent-caterpillar is certainly
a dangerous pest, but we hope, at any
rate, that some Of the present alarm
is unnecessary. On request, Prof.
George ii. Perkins of the Vermont
Experiment station has given for pub
LEGATION the following statements re-
garding this insect:
IL the worm is to attack the trees in
any considerable numbers, its work
will begin speedily, for il is one of the
first of our early spring caterpillars.
The eggsh hatch before the weather is
even tolerably settled and before the
leaf buds have opened. Most young
creatures need abundant food as soon
as they hatch, but these tough little
black worms can endure three weeks
of cold and fasting without giving up.
Therefore we cannot expect much
help from cold and storm in checking
the ravages Of this pest.
As soon as the leaves open, the
worms make for them. They begin
to thrive and soon spin little webs
which may be readily seen while the
trees are nearly bare. Much may be
done in many cases TO destroy the
worms by searching out promptly and
tearing down these little clusters OF
worms, web and all. Early morning
or after sunset is the time TO do this,
as then more of the worms are at
home. As soon as the leaves upon
which the caterpillar feeds are ex-
banded to any extent, thorough spray
ing with paris green, one pound mixed
with $50 gallons OF water, is the best
remedy. There is no use whatever in
putting bands of tarred burlap or any
thing else about the trees at present,
for this is Of value only as il prevents
the migration Of worms from one tree
to another and for two or three weeks
the worms willnot attempt to go from
an infested tree TO one not attacked.
BY and by, however, about the last of
May, there may be cases in which
bands will do good, always assuming
that there is no communication by
of the branches. Bands are of
use in case of this species only between
the first and last of June, as after this
latter date the worms go into cocoons,
from which state they come out in
August as moths.
While not intending to speak with
confidence, it is yet our hope that the
forest worms will not be as bad a pest
this season as heretofore. Out of over
200 o Matched, only 80 moths
came. The rest were parasites, and
IL this proportion is kept up all over
the state, the evil will be much abated.
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1899-05-18

Is praises. 1t
done won
for me in
relieving me
Of a tumor.
My health
has been poor
forthree years.
Change of life
was working
:. upon me. i
n was very
' much bloated
ID was a bur
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1899-05-18
TUM0R EXPELLED.
Unqualified Success of Lydia q.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound:

Mrs. ELIZABETH WHEELooK, Magno-
liza, Iowa, in the following letter de
scribes her recovery from a very criti-
cal condition:
"DEAR Mrs. PNKHAM:-I have been
taking your Vegetable Compound, and
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1899-05-18
OmfortPOwde

- -. IA Of them entirely. All manner o. saln
h.siaa Al once IN the sane way
q ~ queen q Nursery and Toile; Powders
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1899-05-18

For blarkheaas and pimplss. " A keBrue,
Fayetteville. NC, says. BY using
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-07-27
N%auczyciel :
.Si5F /.
Organista.

do1'rze poiecony, wydawcy W1AEU-
sA osebiScie znany, z k%ilkoletnie
praktykq, poszuku]e posady, =
najmilej ma farmach. = Nauczajjaac,
wyk}ada tax dobrze pc angielsku,
/: /.
jak pc polsku. B]izszych .wiadomosci
0 MIN chetnie udzleli Redakcya
W1AnusA, 800 E, and IT,, v ino~
ma, Mlnn.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-07-27

,meskiei odziezy bajecznie tan =
D[la wYeody sszanownej Publieznc
'o9 g posi- pomo ,m,, S4en !
.W W.T. : 3 ~ 1IIn,.iN1 :
q. J:
En- Donsfo*sti os5
.. j : lynda ) !; ! 10.
Anton AMI Mu '! 50.
p,otr Kolas ! 90.
"
M EJSCO II.
PAN r DASZ-.
majacy obecnie
wakacye,. nasfaduie prezyden-
Mckinleya i lowi ryby,:
M N j pani
Marvanny Cicbanowsk,ej W
|dniu c2t Lioca,, liczre grono
l,nrcszonvch qosci bawilo
.;e ;,kna;weselej al do godz;-
nv ! raoo,
=
W n CYRKOWYM
~ 20 Lipca, by}o W naszem
Independence. WIS jako
fbl'zszych zna)o"Sen spo,1a~
lismy 'Powltallsmy Pa'a na-
rola Marsolek oea< Pa"a NJ"
chata Mysz' :
Fly llSoNof>1E 70"
pfaw''y foooen'kom p'aes
Sym robotnikom zas, t re-
1manomi BOSOM pobleraJa-
Gym wiecel jak $I.75 dz'en-
ME, poprawiono zas'ugi .o1o
procent Sw'adczy t. o
~ozywian u Sc handIu drzewem
20
| rs. T. LUGOWSKI, daw.
Messy proboszcz> W niedale-
kim North Creeku, Wis. Jest
Tod dw6ch tygodoi pro-
boszczem paraf'i polskiej W
Plymouth, Pa, pod jurisdik-
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-07-27

SasYs4t ysfHtT =. = &3s< - +.
!, !. Pl'lrze!,d,plata VIA
R5,gsA Wynosi ma rok
1899 4 >nas3 miesiace
q. 50 (: 4: ma. s mlesie Y
81 90; IA caly roe
so. @ J
e. B g.: h "a. rok ke-
|llIj,, ! ii! j g. musza "a
Ep}ac(',iiy6(: %a;bonenci, p}a-
; 8 4, za j, W1ARUsA q
'5d al Il t. j. dopiero PC g
4. uup 81 y rokn <s5abo-
%nllIeBEn,toWego
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-07-27

WlIADOMEGO OSZU-
STA
kt6ry nam ME chce zap}aci6
abonamentu "a WIARUsA
nawo.ujemy publ;cznie, ably
w ciagu tygodnia zapla--'
Gil nalezytost "a nasza ciezkaa
.prace, inaczej p%alniemy mu'
.Pater noster. - ze ru,ki rok.
%popamieta.
$50
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-07-27

-&@AWHif--i .At -t- ~ { -
K|to teraz ~zaplaciIz.
gdry %ca1orocl;;zl';niila pre-
slllnmerate ma VIA:
4 tus Is ! $3.50, dostanie
N y prezencie :Kalen-
d!]arz .Maryahski ma
] f ! i, .~biezacyl899, albo
u hl Us tlepujace 2 ksia-
xoczk,i:: . j. ]
! a SSsp,l & = G. S@ b; 4 ~
On ]. !. PFo =, t kohou .zycia,
Fii1A $ P 9 1ts i
], II. : o .zabrock,m I mydle::$.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-07-27
k0WAlE
Jan kamroWskj & Leeper
III w. End Str.

Wykonuja wszelkie roboty
kowalskie, szczeg6lnie zas kuja
skonie. Kopyta wog6le nogi lecza
koniom "a darmo.
Konia okuia " 9ciu minutacb
ma 4 nogi.
Wstapcie do mas, bracla roda-
cy, jezell chcecie mleG dobrze o.
kute konie. Umlen1y trafnie doro-
bic podkowe do kazdego kopyta
a kujac konia, nogi mu, ME spalim-
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1899-01-24
MORE ABoUC GINSENG.

Something g saIo a6ou5 ginseng cul
ture On page l. bu5 eiuc3 writing 1t we
have toouxht G5 beat 70 advise those Of
our readers VINO = 81 10 cultivate IL
at all, to co 50 GA a very Small scale
at fret
Besides, there i3 a moral eide to the
case. The ginseng root Is sold exciu
sIvely to the Chinese VINO believe Chas
IT possesses great curative properties,
wnen, IN fact, it has none. OF course
each one must decide for hlmself
whether Or not it is wrong to so impose
the ignorance OF the Chinese. But
the ginseng will aE least do them no
harm, which is doubtless more than
Can be SAID Of many Of the patent
medicines, which they would probably
use as substitutes, were they TO aban
don the use of ginseng.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1899-01-24
mills RRFoRmATORY."

A very proper suggestion is that
made by Aunt Jennie" this week III
regard 10 the establishment of a Mills
reformaGory for young criminals.
Ene Legislature could hardly 40 a bet
Ger thing than to esGa 0llsn such a refor
maUory, or a more appropriate thing
than name IL In honor Of Jno. H. Mills.
The POpUlIeG party Al both "a ana go.
we believe, decl Ared in favor Of q re
tOrmatory, but the pledge TO establish
one WAS negecgsd. The legislature
of so should heed the demand of the
people and discontinue agonce the prac
tee of confnIng mere Coz S With har-
dened criminals, which 10, IN effect, the
prRcCIce Of breeding crime and vIc5.
In the matter o. establishing & re
10, naCory the CRY OF economy" Is
penny wise and pound foolish" tor a
very large per emf. OF all taxes is useo
20 suppress crime and punish Criminals,
ana when We stop the Practice OF max
Ing confirmed CRIMINALS or youthful
law breakers there Will De fewer crimes
TO suppress and fewer CRIMINALS 10
punssa. Aud consequently, 10 yer taxes
GIVE the people a mLl3 RofIrma
rO~v -
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1899-01-24
TEACa AGRICULTURE IN THE
PUBLIC SCHOOLS.

If the title of the bill indicates it's
purpose, then we are sure that no bet
ter bill has yet been introduced In u
State legislature than that introduced
by representative A. O. BoRgs, of Ca
ia 70 ba last week, Ito have the ele
mentary principles of agriculture
taught in the public schools" Such q
law should have been put on the statute
books long ago, but as the matter has
been 80 long neglected, we hope the bill
will pas at once. Many a farmer
who expected TO be a farmer when IN
school, knows mucn more about bank
ing, law aid medicine than he does
about the ecienC Of agriculture
Many g farmer who could not be puz
zled by q lawyers or doctors GechnI
Cal terms, knows comparatively moth
ing Of the ingredients of the fertlllz r
he buys each year, and could not intel
IigenGly explain n analy sis printed on
a guauo sack. And this through no
fault OF his, but simply because the
educators OF both S ate and chusc Gu
taught him from his infancy that
neither Thought nor intelligence were
needed in agricultural pursuits. The
hoary old falsehood it requires no
education to be afarmer" has already
lived too long. Let the legislature
pass Mr.. Boggs' bill and teach the ris
ing generation at least that the farmer
who depends solely on manual
strength for success Is as much out of
date as the old root and herbs" doc,
cor. Then, and not till then will the
farmer be able to exert the influence
he ought now TO exert. And then, and
not till then will the world recognize
the dignity of his calling.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1899-01-24
NOTICE.

We recently sent a notice to our
friends who had overlooked the mat
ter OF paying their subscription, asking
them TO let US near from them before
January 18Th. A grea5 many renewed
before CnaJ date and We thank them.
To those who have not yet rem wed we
wish TO say that THE PROGRESSIVE
FARMER proposes 20 makeeome marked
improvements when entering les 14sh
volume next month improvements
which will make it so valuable
that no farmer can afford to
make a crop without it, and which
wall place it in the front ranks
ranks of Southern farm journals. But
these improvements will cost money,
and we earnestly request every one
who has not yet renewed to do 90 be.
fore February LIST. Remember and re
NIT.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1899-01-24

flies, especially the bull flies, did not
affect it; did not alIght on it, or if they
did they got away from it very quick
ly."
Later investigation convinced him
that the beef was preserved with borax
and salicylic acid. It is declared that
much of the beef had a beard" on it
and smell ike an embalmed human
body. DIR. Daily says that a ''Deard"
is a sure sign Of putrescent germs.
Altogether the case is an interesting
one and it is probable that something
worse than dlsmission from the army
e waits some who are high in authority.
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1899-01-24

Germans Leadership opposition Dam.
era ts say they will stand firm on ~;
point, but it is doubted if they vin|
dare do it, as an extra session gorI]
be called Immediately after March ALL
and the treaty would go throuo1
quickly. republican Senators insi,1
that the treaty will not be amended
WASHINGTON J IN. Ex-senator BnI
Ter presented TO day in the Sonata |
petition from 55 ex. Confederates 4
Muscogee county, Ga, asking him mol
to abandon his bill for ~peneioning e1
Confederate soldiers. They say thai
they are citizens Of the United State.
and that while they participated al
the Confederate side IN the war nd
tween the States, this war wes not |
rebellion. They refer to President Nal
Ktnley's recent expressions favorahI]
to the care of the Southern dead % tb]
expressions Of a true patriot" and
conclude: I'VE therefore hope voI
will press your bill and that C1ugres|
will pass the same, and by so doi0d
show the world that we are a reunited
people. We desire this not as meDdi|
Giants for a pension, but in response I'd
the grand and patriotic sentiments OF
our President, and as voicirg the Gen..
timents of every true patriot who|
loves his country and respects thd
valor of the dead Confederate soldiers
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1899-01-24
Disappointment As To Pie Makes The
Major Feel Pretty Rocky---Betsy
Makes A Bad Break At A Hotel

~0A@S a. @SA D4S0A . -
B.-"HelIo! Mr. Editor"
R.-"Hetlo! Maj r. How are you
feeling since you were disappointed In
getting a slice of political pes"
BIN feelin' evil stewed up, a
Teller mite say he don't care nohow,
but they aint nc use in YIN betwixt
campanes. Ter be honest with you,
l feel purity badly used up. I feel like
I had lost awl the friends I had in the
wurld. / reckon we dymakrats will
play smash ylG before we quit. After
the big fellers git awl the pie they'll
feed the scraps ter lsaack Smith &
Go. So far they haint accomplished
much else fer the public GUIDE, but
reckon they are gittin the m~asheenery
CREASED up fer a grand display ov gude
wurk along erbouC the last Ov the ses.
sion. l wuz tellin' Betsy the other day
that this IL the aOlest body Ov legista
tors that ever asee mbled in the State
But I couldn't git her ter agree with
me. I visa the Legislature would i'm
peach her an make her agree with me
sumUlmes. ! reckon she IL the con
trariest woman on the top side Ov the
earth. One tune me an her stopped
at one ov them hightalutin' hotels
where they parahZ3 you with a bill ov
fare an other fashionable things. /
called fer a sirlOin sJeek ermOpg other
things. Then the waiter handed the
bill ov fare ter Betsy. She looked at 1t
awhile an then began ter call fer
taings. When she got down ter meats
she tOle the waiter ter bring her a
''shel0in steak" The waiter smiled
an biushed. After he went off ter the
kitcnin I axed B9sty whut she made
eich q break fer. Sac sed a ''sirIoin'
STEAK mite be guide enough fer most
any man, but q lady should only
eat sheloin steak. l thought / would
hev a fain5in' epell. That il the way
with these wlmin'. They ANT satisfied
unless they are raisin' sum sort ov a
rucus erbou5 a little ov nothin'., They
are ez bad ez the SpRnlards when it
Gums ter downrige coatraryness ar
muleishness. But l can't help lovin'
EN- ter save my life. Sumtimes / git
mad an think I'll git q dlvorc', but
after re necktIn' over the matter fer a
little while l feel llae bugin' a klckin'
masheen an biSchin' myself close Ger it
with a trace chain. WImin' are 8orter
like polsticks, Sumtimes we git so we
don't waDter see nor hear tell ov them,
out still they are almost az necessary
az food an water, an they look az
sweet ez q roze that heE just opened.
Gudebye."