The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-02-24
Editorial and Otherwise.

| A william can smile and be william still.
There are more good women in this world
than great ones.
1t doesn't pay to hire trained nurse to look
after your troubles.
| II the fonl killer should come this way he
will have much to do.
Speaking Of colleges, old age usually i'm.
proves their faculties.
Don't take up with every little "whpper-
snapper" that comes along.
The DRMocRAT-SrAR never fails to call
things BY their right names.
Some people seem 10 think others have no
right to think as they please.
A man with one idea Is calleda crank, but
lots of men can plead not guilty.
Don't think because diamond has been in
| soak that il is Of .he first water.
Even when woman is in love, she never
forgets that her hat is on straight.
We are onr own architects; ideas are the
bricks and perseverance is the mortar.
Don't get the idea into your head that mat
rmony and poker are aggravated evils.
A great many women transfer to their baby
the love they once had Tor their husbands.
This would be a quiet, peaceable world were
it not for the movements of the under jaw
The chronic kicker is always disliked, but
he gets more attention than the meek man.
Women are seldom cynics; they decline to
let it get out that they have drawn blank.
A woman should not be afrlai to die Why,
jus. think! It relieves her of the marriage
tie.
Man feels generous glow when he denies
himself something he can't raise the money tn
buy.
A woman who is good cook can always re.
tain the respect Of her husband, il not his
love.
A low voice is sn excellent thing in woman,
but il cuts down her attrac,iveness by tele-
phone.
The old bachelor who has two small boys for
eichbors says the good must die very young
| indeed.
| The sins Of the father are visited on the son,
but the sons sins are visited on the whole
| family.
A resident of n Minnesota town died recert-
lv Of obesity. lie weighed, at his death, ABS
pounds.
When husband runs across an old luve-
letter he wrote to his wife, he laughs, but his
wife cries.
| When the contracting parties unite in their
Efforts to make marriage a success, it is sell
dom n failure.
A poet writes Of "The Rent in the Clouds. )"
lie probably occnpies room on the top floor
of "sky-scraper."
Solae husbands never thiuk of telling their
wives ANYTHING until after they have found it
out fur themselves.
1t is surprising how much more willing d,
man is to give up his turn in a dental paror
than in a barber shop.
The darkest hour in the history Of any
Young man is when he sits down to study how
to get money without earning il.
An "Embalmers' Association" has been
formed. According to Gen. Miles the beef
trust is entitled to mem mbership.
|
The largest telescope in existence does not
make the planet Mars appear any bigger than
the moon does through an opera glass.
When man comes hume from the club at
ga. M. and his wife tells him to come straight
up stairs to bed, she Is asking the impossible.
A woman should be chary with her kisses
and caresses, even TO her husband. We get
tired Of canvasback duck If we get it every
day.
Sam Jones calls the Tennessee general as
sembly ga red-nosed Legislature" But it is
suggested that they are simply flying the
danger flag.
"Where is the man with scrnples fine
Who's such an honest fellow
| That when i,'s raining he'd decline
To pinch the first UMBRELLA"
minated sp,nsters might 90 on hunt
through Rnssia.fpr aainties. There one must
marry before he or she is 30, and a person is
allowed TO marry only FIVE times.
The Kansas paper which speaks NJ the tax
on every sleeping car "brth" is liable to mis-
lead the people. The tax is on something that
is sold, and not on something that occurs.
LADY Aberdeen has added to her unpopu-
larity in Canadian society by publicly rebuk-
ing a number Of Young women for nonopo-
lizing the men and leaving visitors to be wall.
flowers.
The Indiana women who has patented a
device for keeping table cloths on the table
has mistaken the needs oi the timcs. What
is really wanted Ia an appliance that will
shorten the term OF service for the average
tablecloth.
Cut a common radish in two, hollow the in.
terror slightly, then rub il gently upon ap,ate
In moment van can lift M the rsdish BY the
tail and the plate with II, for the plate will ad'
here A tightly II the two objects were glued
, together. This 10 known A. the Hercules rad.
ish" trick.
, The cantharides, or Spanish Aiss, used TOT
rais;ns hiiatsvs nm The cutjcle nf amlcisd hu-
man,iy, are fund In Spain, whence the name
Al certain tImes of the year they appear N
, great swarms, giving fcrtha fstid and sz-
tresnsly Offensive odcr
A pair II. wrnnsht-lroW toner, or piece al
!, | lhcsp ksaisj sad bsns until the ends form I
sirssis No lie (sst of tongs, will magnstze Z