The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-12-07
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ssssd b,fofs The sra veinOsisr left OF
h. Mails trpediiiop. ts ksoeisd the
vihd eEi Of The old saying thu. . woman
ess'i tsep. secret
LA The sbole history Of this county.
noi sitsIe case has BEEN noordtd Of
fatigue 90 The part Of ssy one Who vas
collecting campaign iubds,
Whist 4 o you meat. said the ely
editor. BY comparing the cir 10 frozen
qaibinsf mean 10 cay. said the rev r.
porter, With proud humility, lbst /, vas
bitter cold
-Tlis, said The medical stadent. Sc the
echo 81 the boarding house gong resouod
eli through The corridors. 10 where ve
get our bone and sibev.
Mr. Hostls, 10 describing . ooubiry
seioufu. Gays tbs itsresideu, whose lsun
dry work hsd be criticised. re,orted, IN
vssh you snd III iron you. bu, won't
take none OF your sa,s,
Il suppose ,oa were touched ~hep
yonr wife gave you that $50 easy cLsiri
OF eoorsl How else do you imsgine
my siie could come by s50i
HOAX Who does the new baby take
sfter-Jou or hn mother JosI-I CAP
trace rtsemb lsuee 10 my wife. He raises
IN sviul howl when | come home late Of
On evening,
Hi Ant seen yer h'out vi your
young lady. Mr. Timms, She hsinI my
youns lady no longer nov. Mr.. Jones.
! married er las suudsy,
II really belieye Miss BIumer would
be willing to ruu for President, she's so
ambitious. Lands, yes but she alt :. 90
particular. She'd ran for q smaller m az
than tbs, II chs thought she could catch
him.
You seem 10 have . good deal OF
faith 10 doctors, said the friend OF the
sick msn. have, vas the reply. A doe
TOR would be foolish to let 9 good Gus
toner like ne die
-Jsawsy -Its awiully tiresome climb
Ing these stairs. Hold on minute. Let
me catch my bresib.
BiItbIus,- what's the user Yon
couldnI hold II.
1t bicycle riding really makes people
besl.hier why do physicians recon mend
~
Professional courtesy. /, mskes bust
ness for TIE surgeons II
Wheeler The bicycle has taken the
place Of the horse, has 1t not2
Sprockol Oh, yes, 10 away, The man
Who used 10 swear at bis horse now takes
l. ont in blowing up his tires.
Waiter. Cant get my teeth into this
steak. Is
So The last gent said, sir. but thought
i VAS the fault Of Il, teeth. Get you ~
other, siri
johnnie Il wish wss Tommy Jones.
Mother Whyl You are stronger than
DO 10. you bsve . better home more toys
md more pocket money,
Johnpis Yes. ! know, bat he can wig
gle bis ears.
Miss 0idsirl Oh. Mr. Policeman
Save mel A horrid msn tried 10 Hiss me
Oficer That muhs, have been the mon
'hsi escaped from the lunstic Isylum this
Willie - Washington vas the father Of
'is county, wasn't he, psps'
Psps-He vss my con.
Willie-Weil. wbat1 Deueyi
Papa He's the cousin Of his county.
How is your son getting on .. collesef
Fret rate. He ruined = pair OF trousers
o The ais fush, twisted bis ankle IN hss
% scrspe ,nd untinsed bis shoulder the
|n, day Of football practice.
-Auihor How do yen like my new y
,lsyi
Critic It's simply great. The robbery
o the third 90. is the most realistic piece
i work ever ssw on the stage.
Author (plrssed) Do you really ihnh N
OF
Critic -0i course do Why even the =
sords spoken by The thieves ere stolen.
Have you sby Of those corporation bi
yels stoelinss' seized the Yong msu 10
root OF the coanter. n
l do'oi onitnisnd you. ssid The man
'ehind The counter =,
mean those without any sole,.
Il urder.std, ssid Miss Cayenne. that r.,
ca remarked reoeo,iy that uss graceful
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