The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-04-06
Hobson is now called the hero of the
merry k.-Independent.

First ActOf-Dld you ever pa! oH l"e
coast. Second Actor--No. there are too
many light-houses.-Ex Exchange.
Robblns-Dld you ever try to stop 4
dangerous dog by catching his eye;
No; can't run backward. Life.
Il wonder why the Mediterranean Is
SO blueg" You'd be blue II you had to
wash the Italian shore. Exchange.
How do you like Mr. Hieks?' He
Behaves like a bear" doesn't he
squeeze tight. ough?'-Harlem Life.
Don't you like to see man strong
enough TO throw OF troubleT Yes;
II he doesn't try to throw it OFF on me.
The Poet dnsinnatingly)-Don't you
think we would make good coupleti
She lcoyly)-I'm not ayerse.-Brooklyn
Life.
And you say you ate horse-steak
Ia Paris? How was It served?' "A
Ia cart of course. Cleveland Plain
dealer.
'rhe yane on the church-steeple says
the wind Is east" We'll. that is pretty
high authority Boston Commercial
Bulletin.
Hewitt don't see you with that
pretty girl as often as | used TO. Jew
ett-No. I'm married TO her now
Town Topics.
Say. waiter. these Goldfish cakes are
not so good as those | had last week.
That's funny; they're off the same
fish. Exchange.
Dentist see that ! shall have to
kill the nerve. Patient-For heavens
sake DON'T 1t would ruin me in my
business. I'm llfe-lnsurance agent
Tlt-Blts.
do you let out dress-coats| in
quired Jenkyns. of rather smart
tailor. "Only when they are too small,
SIR replied the artist, with cutting Sc
verify.
Professor" said the graduate, trying
to be pathetic at parting, Il am indebt-
I'd 10 you for all | know" Pray do
not mention such trife," was the re-
ply.-Tlt-Bits.
Il can't think of the name Of the pres
ent Secretary of State" said Mrs. Gaz-
Fam to her deaf uncle. Hey replied
the old man. THANK you very much.
! had forgotten
lkey-Glve me penny. fadder, and
| buy me an orange off dat man out
riaa IIainnc N .ltap "a and mako faces
at him, key: may be he will throw one
At you.-rlt-Bits.
Nothing like plenty of sleep 10 make
a boy happy and healthy" said the
visitor. 81 git TOO much at night" said
the little boy. but not enough In The
morning. Cincinnati Enquirer.
Mrs. Finnerty (readlngl-The days
and nights in Greenland he six months
behave ut. How could a baby yell for
ak monts shteady ay a nlght?-Puck.
What frauds these beggars are. l
lust met blind one who said: Please
give me few pennies, pretty lady! +"
Perhaps he only said that so you
would be sure to believe he was blind!'
--Lustlge Blaetter.
Miss Brown-Whut foah's Lie Jack
son putin on sich airs? Miss Johnslng
-Hain't yo done heerd dat her la
shuns was descended frum dem Fllly-
poems whut Mars Dewey done cap
tured ?-PhiladelphIa North American.
She after the honeymoon)-Fye often
wondered, dear, what you ever saw In
me to cause you TO make me your wife.
He-Thats strange coincidence. Do
you know, I've asked myself that ques-
ton a hundred times since we've been
married f-Chicago News.
My son seems anxious for literary
career" what are you going to do
with himy' Il don't know whether to
put him in the army or navy."-Llfe.
'srhls climate dlsagrees with me"
said Mr.. Meekton's wife. And Mr..
Meekton, who was reading. absently
exclaimed: How does 1t dare
Washington Star.
well, that's what | call an appro-
pirate verdict" remarked Jilson the
other evening, as he threw down his
paper. What is itp" asked his wife.
Why" he replied, you know the de-
faulting cashier OF the 'Steenth Ma
tlonal Bank committed suicide when
the shortage was discoveredT' Yes, |
remember" said Mrs. Jilson; "but
what of the verdictY' This morning.
answered Jllson. "the coroner's jury
brought in verdict of death from ex
posure."- Chicago Record.
Lady (excitedly)-Have you filed my
application for divorce yet? lawyer
No, madam; but l am at work on thu
papers now. Lady-Thank fortune,
am not too late. Destroy all papers
and evidence at once, please. Lawyer
A reconciliation has been brough
about between you and your husband
I infer? Lady-=Gracious, no! He wal
run over and killed by freight-traiI
this morning, and l want to retain yol
In my suit against the company fol
damages.-Chicago News.