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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-07-16
"Have you ever run a germ plantation

Have you ever run germ pldHl@'io"
on your anatomy 1 queried.
mo" replied my soft-eyed friend -
he raised himself on his Launches anu
pricked his eyes at the far-om barklhs VI
a dog .but [ had a close call once. ~"
know. I come from Ohio, and down lHeI0
they have a frightful disease called po"-
tioaI mr. public-ofiice-itch Everybody hd9
cot n Same doctors ascribe II TO d
gern and it has been determined 10
mal<e eyperiments along this line. Khe"
I would be captured for this purpose 50
I deliberately ran my head into the 'IaP
of q New York zOolOgist, VINO was s"'i'
orino specinens in our section. ulo
before I'll submit TO public-ofhce-i'c
germs though they say my ears are lo',5
enough for me to hold hish postum" IL
the War Department.
.yhat about the left hind FOOT OF
graveyard rabbit?" / asked; is IL te"'is
a good thing TO have with you "n'n 70"
arc bucking against the louisiana 0'"'9
lottery" 20 ,.,o,-
you've left out the spirits Of moon,
light that has to 90 with H. cnuoNl-"
lack as he eXpectOrated through ms wv
hong front teeth. And then he aoGeu' ~
YES the real thing Is all right put tno
whole business is very much IKE Pu.''"9
salt on birds tail 10 eaten MN S'"0
science ma. gotten so invesugalNe an"
doctors are raising germs IKE houa
keepers used TO raise chickens YOU ga"
no,,er induce a rabbit TO go near grave
ward. They say it IS against 'he r'li ~,
of the profession. You see, it Wouid
never do for rabbits, after they get so
irtinote with doctors, TO be hanging
found cemeteries just as If they owned
stocl< in these institutions. They are sup
nosod IN believe that science and germ
tbeorfes have abolished the need for
burying-grounds.
"Then as a matter of fact, you really
Ia bove some hankcring after the meul-
cal profession yourself, don't your
"Weu. on the dead quiet" whispered
IacI, II have got ambitions. I'm WILING
~ 90 a turn at raising appendicitis germs
- tbev ever discover them. That's my
ambition. Otherwise I'm simply the-
Observation-Disclosures abbit-eyer-captured-
alive of this menagerie.'
Al this functure the very air tremblen
with the mutations Of some gisahuc
beast. and | heard a thunderous voice
calling: SAY. you-you, that newspaper
man with the patch i'm your pants-coHne
over here. There are some Things l "eil'
IN saw through the columns of your Vdlu-
able paper Of which.I have been SUD-
scriber for several years. Come mere
you're the very man I'm looking ior II
was the wolf. the NANCY. ugly gray Won.
Bur ] could not go My memory was
even then filed to overlooking with the
wisdom / had gathered from these oeas,
| know that what he had to say would
be interesting. Some day-well mat IS
If the editor and the public say the word
Lupus and all the rest shall be lnterNie"
ga and the world shall know the Things
which the Jungle Stories have only nan
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-07-16

r.,,,iro my ostonishment at what 1oi-
- The creature awOke. squlhl'u
iittle nielike eye at me, shifted the psinu'
contemptuously, and came IN my "'00
ton. ...t t,, tho iron
bors I felt uneasy. but inoiilc"'
hoid NV base. The bear opened MS
month and spake: "Did II ever oOcU' .,,o
I'm" said the brute. "that you aIe 'i-
G,,a tbousandth man who mas lhI""i -
ruts at me in the last month; ~ i-,,i,.
Give me a rest sometimes II 80 .,,,e
- com that / ought 20 be allowed oh-
hours privacy In the couIST ,.irt,le
dovs Patience ceases tc ue
- reonlo are concerned
e,,,rd sufficient voice to apologize rs
eoI,o,.s. .WeU Bruin. you Neon
an ,,our ear about IL: thoushl
doinq the SQUARE thing when thIe" '""'
peanut at you .,,,,,,i,. ex-
.,oi,,,ad the hear. 81 allow none OUT NY
hest friends TO call me 'Bruin' NY e.
,,a,na Is T-rsus Amerlcanus' anu III 49,
cousin TO the late Ursus Horrblhs'
death has been recently dHHoullo' -
-o,,,r,iod This den with me for over a yea
- ii,I.tr,atelv perished martyr 10 the
~ - 81 humanity. He undertook 10 eau
70, tho noanuts and cakes that "eIo
,I,royyn at him. and the strain proven , 49,
,,raot Duriug his life he amused W..
I,t,ie, but AS fast as one househoiu W.
',+.6ed other babies We're proushl
- and he had TO give up the Sho9"
..T,,,l,- that was enough 10 KNOCK Ou0
rbiroceros." l replied. WheIeupoh
80 was grunt. which indicated ln"e
VI VI e..r,,othetic remark hadn't had ihuoH
effect.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-07-16

..peonta are so derned ungrateIui
.,.,,od T-rsue "the more you do FOR lh'"i
tho more they expect. Many ana many -
-, I've had a chance 10 MP OH -
si,ic,. topv's hand that was stuck De' va
~ bars and vet I've always tIltu ~
-, sc,are and not to abuse colli'ue'l0
,,looed In me. And what thanks 40 ~.
for 80 If I'm asleep some chuiIlp I'm,
'..,,rsolf comes and wakes me up j.
!S.,,,,r.al,a IN eat peanuts at TINS fale'
emo fellow at the other size Oh w 80
.ith civ children. comes UP ana
W. 20 act funny for him. My goou Di,''
,to,s are invariably impugned' Apou1
- 900 my whole race suffered Il ~
Ia rooet nv n man named klphhs' ~
iyhotled hears until not a shIeu vi
,,,,,otiors was left. He accuSeu my
-.c.,t-or,ndfathcr of some crooked
e, u,itb huntsman. and DESCRIBE =,
..,,ano os horrible hairy. ana huiildH'
g.. 1otisfed with this, he made some
,,,5o,icate alluslon 10 his big stom aoi'
l,-ordna always did have a nay VIZ
In,,o and wound up by swearing
e,oauca ON our whole tribe. Ia hhe
oct on the outside OF that ne -,
,youldn't ask but three chaws 10 pu. IN. ,,a
in The place where l now oePosi' W.
neanuts which are so hberaIiy Des'o" w
upon me- ,.,,+ I-rsusqp I
oeled. then you at least wouiuh w
horrible and hairy. ~, ,,,,,t,
"Weu. TO tell the truth, l did .".il I'm
about il when spring set in replied In1
rot,,rd mass of hair. but the meas on III
drew ND petition and asked that l te-
main in statu quo. l couldn't refuse W,
n as are about the only things that SUCK
~, me The colony on my yertebra-Jus'
ont of reach of my hind-paws-are uoilH
o,,tte as well as could be expected uhue.
~ circumstances. and l feel battered
vben recall how much they think OF
me" ,.o,,,, I
ventured 10 remark. whereupon OFsus
snanned out: go. don't soit-soap me
,here is no truce with the bear. wouldn
trust YOU behind cambria pocket manu-
kerchief Your wife. the last time she
came ont here. had a mun that was
made from the fur which once covered
the sides Of my uncle O. the seliishness'
the greed. the rapacity OF mankind NO"
Get move on yourself I'm going to
make another futile effort at sleep
The big buff-colored puma whom l next
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Never have | seen such terror as my
visit caused when l visited the enclosure
wherein the rabbits and prairie dogs bur
row. At first / couldn't account for it,.
saw cotton tails disappearing into many
holes and donkey-like ears pricked up In
a most startled manner. Big, stupid
eyes stared at me with terror and on
all sides ! heard an awed whisper say
ing, Hes a doctor; he's "a doctor"
Now. so far from being a doctor, can't
so much as bick splinter out of a boy )
toe without getting fainty, and / haven
any nerve whatsoever in the way OF sur"
gical operations The charge at Gettys-
burg unnerved me- or rather | got un-
nerved after had done all | could for my
country These facts | explained 10 the
terror-stricken little Quadrupeds IL hau
now gotten used TO speaking animal IAN
guage). after which they appeared some
what treasured.
I'VE are not naturally white-iivered,
explained the big salt-and-pepper jack
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-07-16

SHiRI-WAiSIS.

A revolution I'm prices such as you cou'I
hardly expect at the end of August, anu
certainly not when you have full TWO
months yet 10 wear them,
YET HERE THEY ARE:
soc. Shfrt-W Waists reduced tO.........z &C.
75c. Shirt Waists reduced 20 .........5 &c.
a. N SHIRT Waists reduced to.......5ic.
a. Sbirt-Vaists reduced to ........6ic.
"a shirt Voists reduced to.......7ic.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-07-16
HOW THE THING WORKS.

They say that in Richmond when a
man wants 10 use the long-distance
thone. he has to put on his coat, face
The sun. aud 90 way downtown 10 the
beng -distapce oflce and wait there until
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-07-16
A Few Words Of Simple Facts Worth ReadiT

During these hot days, when one naturaa
not been idle. On the contrary, we have
bargains for you.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-07-16

Zoe. 10 .......... ....... ..................S--
4 REMINDERl
THOSE WHO WERE DISAPPOINTED
IN GETTING AN ORGANDH DRESS
LAST MONDAY SHOULD AVAIL
THEMSEINES OF THE OPPORTU-
NIFTY or GETTING ONE THIS MON
DAY. AS WE WERE FORTI M j +.
oE THOSE ELEGANT FINE. M
PORTED ORGANIZES. WORTH Is 2-3c..:
WHICH WE ARE GOING TO SELL Al
10.
SPECIAL MONDAY PRICES ON Do
MESTICS MONDAY,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-07-16

We don't say anything about prices; II
ier't necessarv. we know the trade. and
tho trade knows when we say THEY
ARE THE LOWEST IT'S 50.
Grenadines, in Light and Dark, worm
Lawns. worth u 1-2c........ ....''@
4O-inch Batste, worth y l-2c......f &c
u be !. k.......... ..r.'..'s' '''' :,
lG 2-Sc Il. K........ ........'...''''''" i--o'
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
Trials Of Writers.

George Eliot in one of her letters, refer.
ring to her novel "Daniel Deronda, I"
writes as follows: my book seems to Inc
SO unlikely ever to be finished in a way
that will make it worth while giving to
the world chat it is u kind of glass in
which l behold my infrmities." Again
of the same work, "As usual, I am suffer-
ing much from doubt as to the worth of
what l am doing and fear lest l may not
be able to complete it so as to make it a
contribution to literature and not a mere
addition to the heap of books"
Montesquieu wrote thus to a friend: II
thought l should have killed myself these
three months to finish a moroccan (for his
great work) which l wished to insert on
the origin and revolutions of the civil
laws of France. You will read it In three
hours, but I do assure you that it cost me
SO much labor that it has whitened my
hair"
The eminent modern French writer
Gustave Flaubert suffered fortunes in his
efforts to attain perfection. When COM
posing, he would sometimes spring to his
feet, shrek aloud and call himself "block-
head, " ''idiot." No ooner was one doubt
removed than another arose. At other
times he would sit at his writing table as
one magnetized, lost in contemplation.
His friend T~urgeneff declared that it was
exceedingly touching to see his struggles
with language. He would work q whole
day and sometimes all night on q single
page.-Elmer E. Benton in ~Lippincott's.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
Another Cabinet Officer.

Congress will soon be called upon to
pass a law creating a new cabinet port
folio. This official will probably be
known as secretary of the colonies. 1t
will be his duty to look after the welfare
of the islands which were seized by the
United States in our war with Spain.
While he is attending to his duties, Hos
letters Stomach Bitters will continue to
attend to its duties of curing the sick of
stomach, liver and kidney disorders, just
as it has been doing for SO years. Its
greatest virtues are in building up run
down systems; in quieting and toning
unstrung nerves; in overcoming dyspep-
STA, indigestion and constipation. Try
bottle if you feel ''out of sorts"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17

Marie Jeanne Amelie Harlay, who aft
erward became by marriage q niece Of the
first Lalande, was born in 1893, not 1850,
as Rebiere says. She made such reduc-
tions as were necessary for the 10000 stars
of her husbands catalogue, published in
1899, besides much other work Of the
same kind published at various times by
herself. Mime. Lalande's only daughter
WA born on Jan. 30, 1890. On this day
wa seen for the first time at Paris the
comet which was discovered by Caroline
Herschel. For this reason the infant was
named Caroline. A son had previously
been named Isaac, in memory Of Newton.
Nine. Lalande took much pains to train
A. H. g. Cassini as an astronomer that he
might follow the traditions Of his four H.
lustrious ancestors and thus be Cassini V
in astronomical biography. He did work
after awhile at the Paris observatory, but
after a few months devoted himself exclu-
sively to botany. Nine. Lalande lived un-
til 1S32.-Popular Astronomy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
Legal Notice.

TO whom it may concerns: Notice is
hereby given that the undersigned was,
on December "a, 1898, duly appointed by
the Probate court of the county of Santa
Fe, N. M, administrator of all and sing
ular the estate of Carlota Gonzales de
Becker; that on said date he duly quail
fled as such administrators; and there
fore on the said date, letters of admin
istration on said estate were duly issued
to him: and further notice is hereby
given to all persons having claims against
said estate to present the same to the
undersigned at his residence at Santa
Cruz, in said county of Santa Fe, within
the period prescribed by law, otherwise
such claims not so presented will be for
ever barred by statute; and all persons
INDEBTED to said estate are notified and
required to pay such Indebtedness to the
undersigned without delay, orlegal pro-
ceedings will be commenced to enforce
the collection thereof.
FRANK BECKER,
Administrator
Dated, Santa Cruz, N. M. March s.,
1899.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
~UNASSAlLABLE LOGIC.
Editor of the Red Dog Clarion
Tells Its Effect.

shhT
Oar town hall was filled to overflow
ing last Thursday evening with people
anxious to hear the oratorical contest
between the debating societies of Red
Dog and our sister city, Cyclone Canyon.
The subject chosen is one of vital inter
est in this community, namely, IRE
solved, Should a man stop to argue or
pull his gum"
The Cyclone Canyon contingent ar
rived in this city early on the evening
in question and assumed charge of the
negative side of the question, with Colo
mel Hank Bludsoe and Bad Jim as lead
ers, while Short Card Hennessy and
Center Fire johnson of this city under
took to steer the affirmative side to vic
tory. We, the editor of The Clarion, and
Major Mosely, the well known under
taker, were unanimously elected judges
of the contest, our decision to be final.
Some remarks were passed by the
Cyclone Canyon crowd as to the fitness
of Major Mosely for the position of
judge, they claiming that it was to his
interest in a business way to render a
decision calculated to start a row. The
major, however, quickly silenced his
calumniators by royalty offering to bury
any one killed in the hall that evening
free of cost, and his handsome offer was
followed by a roar of applause. The de-
bate lasted for a full hour and a half,
and at its conclusion, as we were sum
ming up the points and were on the
point Of rendering a decision in favor Of
the affirmative side, the Cyclone Canyon
crowd got the drop on us, and we were
forced, rather reluctantly, it is true, to
gracefully yield and decide as follows:
''Resolved, That in all cases, and at
any stage of the game, the man who
gets his gun out first has by far the best
of an argument - Cincinnati En-
quirer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
FOR MEN ONLY.
DR.. F00TE & STAFF
DAMS ST., CHICAGO.

Men requiring unsurpassed treatment should con
i ut personally Or by letter "Freev with the pho.
Ger and only exclusive mems specialists In United
j. nc. Unfortunates everywhere should Immediately
communicate with Or. Foote OF Chicago. Every,
,aIed packages and letters In PLAN envelopes. Cor.
dependence collected. Latest. Surgical, Medical
,lOmach with drugs abandoned. Avoid drug recon.
hended by the unauthorized and self.styleds special
.utside Of New York Or Chicago. In these citie! your
private affairs are safe. UneQualedt treatment forall
diseases and weaknesses of the Genit0- Urinary, Sex
nal, Reproductive and Nervous systems. lmpedi.
aients to marriage removed. .ssyIhale" = positively
white ulcers In throat or mouth, copper colored spots
IN body and erupticn!c on skin, alsocatarrh and rheu,
and invigorator, gives vigor to vital organs and
peryes, prevents and cures grip; Per bottle, .
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
WHEN BABE HE GoETH WALKING.

When our babe he goeth walking in his garden.
Around his tinkling feet the sunbeams play.
The posies they are good to him
And bow them as they should to him
As fareth he upon his kingly way,
And birdlings of the wood to him
Make music, gentle music, all the day,
When our babe he goeth walking in his garden.
When our babe he goeth swinging in his cradle,
Then the night it looketh ever sweetly down,
The little stars they are kind to him,
The moon she hath u mind to him
And layeth on his head a golden crown,
And singeth then the wind to him
A song, the gentle song of Bethlem town,
When our babe he goeth swinging in his cradle.
Eugene Field.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17

ToUrUuTy NJ IOVos
Notice ia hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intention
to commute to cash and make Anal proof In
be made before the Register or Receiver at
Santa Fe, N. M, on March Is, 1899, viz: Cesa-
rio Quintana, for the . Y, sec. 9, tip. is n, r
10 q.
He names the following witnesses to prove
hiscontinuoua residenceupo n and cultivation
Of said land, viz:
victor Roibal, yibian Valencia, Tomas Va.
rela, Francisco Valencia, Of Rowe. MN.
MANUAL II. OTERo,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
Notios for Publication.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, n. NJ
March 10, 1893.
Notice is hereby given that the following.
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to make final proof In support of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
April II, 1899, viz: Lorenso Sandoval for the
e ~ Sc u, Sc u ne u, and lot 1, sec 3, tip Is n, r
IL e.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva-
ton of said land, viz:
Victoriano Garcia, Patriotic Garcia, Of
Lamy, N. NJ: Simon Segura, Sisto Garcia. of
Santa Fe. N. NJ.
MANUEL r. OTRSo,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
OFFICE FITTINGS

Filing cabinets Ofevcry descrip.
ton, document boxes and files,
pigeon hole cases, legal blank
cases, Office ticklers and every
conceivable kind of Office fittings
and furniture can be had Of the
New Mexican Printing company.
Write for descriptive, illustrated
pamphlets
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17

Leaves Ell Paso 1890 a. M; arrives
Alamogordo 2:3O p. M; leaves 800 p. m.
arrives Ell Paso $3.50 p. m. At Alamo
gordo first-class accommodations a be
had for the famous Sacramento noun
tain country. The train leaving Ell
Paso makes connections with the T. &
P. and A., I. & S. F. For information
regarding freight and passenger business
apply to A. .. GREIe,
G. F. & p. A., Ell Paso, Tex
H. ALEXANDER,
Ast's G. F. &P. A., Ell Paso, Tex.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
Sll.5o.

FL Paso to Fort Worth and return:
Account cattlemen's convention. Tick
cts on sale March II and IL, good to re-
turn until March II.
b. +. DARBYsHIRE,
s. w. F. & P. A., III Ell Paso ST., Ell
Paso, Tex,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
Marital Pleasantries.

She--Do you remember how you said
when you were counting me that If |
would marry you | would have nothing
to do all my days but sit around and
look pretty? And how different it is now
He-Well, it amt my fault if you can't
look pretty any more Indianapolis!
journal
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creole, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
cas- nd west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. G. R. R. for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
YER v It'll all Missouri river lines for all
poin 8 east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in sleepers from
Alamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
r. ]. HELM, General Agent.
Santa FEE, N. NJ.
=. X. HOOPER, Il. p A.,
Denver Colo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
A WAY.

"You wish to see me, Mr.. Spooner!'
"Yes, sir. have a question to ask
u question upon the answer to which,
to a great extent, the future happiness
OF my life depends. Will you-will
you be my father in law" Pick Nj
Up.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
MONOGRAM Note Paper.

Monogram note paper is the correc
thing for private correspondence. The
New Mexican Printing company o
furnish the atest styles Of this paper
and at very low prices. Call and see
samples.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17

A. r. De Fluent, editor of the Journal,
Doylestown, Ohio, suffered for a num-
Der of years from rheumatism in his
ri~ht shoulder and side. He says: my
7 tried Chamberlain's Pain Balm, and
was surprised to receive relief almost
Immediately. The Pain Balm has been
a constant companion Of mine ever
A. G. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
Likely.

"That man says he will treasure your
memory next his heart"
"Well, said Senator Sorghum cheer
!essly, II guess he will. He carries his
pocketbook in his inside vest pocket"
washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17

Hagarty-Thim whiskers is sure a
breach av the peace.
Clarity (sweetly)-Perhaps yez are
thinkin they ought to be pulled?-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
In 1900,

Teacher-Willie, tell the class about
the battle of San Juan.
Willie Update-Whose story do you
want-Shafter's or Davis'?- Brooklyn
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17

The United States is a great nation,
but the little tin thing that you rub
nutmegs on is a crater. -Somerviiie
Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17

We have saved many doctor bills
since we began using Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy in our home. We keep
a bottle open all the time and whenever
any of my family or myself begin to
catch cold we begin to use the Cough
Remedy, and as a result we never have
to send away for a doctor and incur a
large doctor bill, for Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy never fails to cure 1t
is certainly a medicine of great merit
and worth.-D. S. Mearkle, General
Merchant and Farmer, Matte, Bedford
county, Pa. For sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
Anxious 20 Learn,

She-They say the Clippersons have
always lived away beyond their means.
He-I wonder if we could get them
to show us how?-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17

My mother suffered with chronic diar-
rhoea for several months. She was at
tended by two physicians who at last
pronounced her case hopeless. She pro-
cured one 25-cent bottle of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoae
Remedy, and five doses gave her per-
manent relief. 1 take pleasure in rec
~ommending it as the best on the mar
ket.-Mrs. F. E. Watson, Aiken, Ala.
Sold by A, G.. Ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-17
His Stock in Trade.

She-I hear he has more money than
brains.
He-Well, he needs 1t in his business.
She-What's his business?
He-LoOking for q wife, Puck