New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-11-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

A large Mormon temple will be built in
Louisville Ky. 1t will be used not only as a place
OF worship but also the central point from
which missionaries will be sent to various points
In Kentucky and contiguous States.
Flusher-Did Miss Gaygrl make any remark
when you handed her my bouquet, ..o ao,, door
flowers" 49,, . 49,, $50. a.. Au,
along With the bouquet. '-(Pars American Mes
senger
I'm crossing over TO Liverpool recently" says a
business man quoted by THE New Orleans Times
Democrat" Il noticed that our dinner bills of fare
were printed cards especially designed for mall
ing On the back were several ruled lines for the
address. a place 10 affix penny stamp and the
usual inscription stating that they could be mailed
under the present laws Of the International Postal
Union. 1t struck me as being a particularly good
idea and one that could be advantageously adopted
by hotels and restaurants almost anywhere.
traveller for example in passing through New Or
leaEs would be glad TO send some such souvenir
TO his friends at home, especially when II involved
no trouble beyond writing address and pasting
on a stamp. / surprised during a very brief
stay In Europe to see how generally the post card
scheme being used for advertising purposes.
Almost every business house OF any consequence
had cards containing pictures Of the store-some
times OF the exterior and sometimes OF odd hooks
and corners inside most OF them very handsomely
done"
She-To think that you once declared that you
would love me long you lived! And now
hardly year married. and you care nothing at all
He-But you see when told you | would love
you long as | lived wasn't feeling very well
and really didn't think would live ong.-(Boston
Transcript
recent arrival at San Francisco was Miss Paul
Inc Dro.let who is looked upon by the natives in
Papeiu OF the South Sea Islands their Queen.
AS direct descendant OF former king OF the ISL
ands she would now be Queen in fact had 1t not
been for an edict OF the French Government In her
childhood.
And you keep two servants when you have
'Oh yesl 1t Is the strenuous life you know, that
Is happiest. Journal
recent report shows that forty-two thousand
school children in London are absent each time the
schools opened and this in spite of force OF
three hundred and ffty inspectors specially en-
ployed to whip up the different neighborhoods and
regular attendance. The London magis-
trates blamed for much OF this evil, account
Of their indsposition to back up the Boards In
spectors by inhicting fines upon parents summoned
for not causing their children to attend.
Frau Hingstermeier the wife Of Herr Hlngster-
meier the lion tanner. was what may be termed
to put 1t milGiy-a vrago, and held Hingstermeer
In absolute subsection.
The lion tanner returned to the family caravan
him feel that he would better postpone an inter-
view with his better half until his condition had
or. He therefore concluded not to sleep in
the family quarters.
The next morning his wife called him to account
and he xplained that he had been having a little
jollihcaton and did not wish TO disturb her slum-
beers on his return
Where did you Sleep" she demanded.
In the cage with the lions" he replied, meekly.
Coward Kissed Mrs Hingstermeer, with a
look Of one robbed OF her just dues.-(Life.
A. W WINS. the president OF the Mormon Church
colonies In Chihuahua. Mexico. is thus quoted In
THE E Paso Tex) Times: The colonies are all
very prosperous and growing all the time. We are
receiving colonists every week from the States
I am UP here for the purpose OF receiving a
nun Der OF them. about forty persons, who have
just come They are going into Sonora where
are going TO establish new colony. We will
have about twenty thousand acres OF land about
twenty-five miles west OF Colonia Oaxaca, on the
Bavspe River. 1t is situated the Pilares min
ing district and the Batepito ranch: It's n fine
location for one. The name OF the colony will
be determined by the Government Minister OF Colo
nization at Mexico city"
A Disappointment'I came mighty near tryln'
TO enlist I'm de Transvaal Army said Meanderng
Mike.
You might have ter work" said Flooding Pete
Fur a minute I willin ter take de chance
was deceived by typographical error. De paper
said de Transvaal was chock full O Beers an |
had ter read half column before got convnc cd
dat IL only meant Beers" -(Weshiugtou Star