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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-24

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although there's no profit In ~ People
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other X ud."
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my Judgment"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-24
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-24
EIGQ0II SD|D|lNT Turkish Both

And Treatment Rooms IN charge OF a
Competent Physician who will dlarnosd
ana prescribe Tor patients noedinf med
Teal aid. II you have Cntarrh, DNHpep-
ala mammalian Nsrvnua proublrn or
Kidney Disease come and be cured
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for both sexes. Swimming lessons fef
lAdieJ Nv the uatroA
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-24
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DRY GOODS STORE

ENORMOUS CUT IN PRICES OF
SHIRT WAISTS. everything that ls
now and desirable now on sale from
gGc AND UP.
Washable Dress Skirts. new styles
arriving daily; 55c AND UP.
Washable Suits on sale at si.G5 AND
UP.
Wrappers at reduced prices; 75o
AND UP.
white Goods Sale now In progress;
all tho scasonable materials at iOc
AND UP.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-24

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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-24

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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-06-24
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The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24
New Lothrop.

w. T. Colby was in Flushing Monday
Julian Bullock left Monday morning
for Linwood Colby expects to
open barber shop In the near future
Mrs. e. A. Utley, of Corunna, was guest
at the home of s. ID Wilson part of last
week--Geo. Wood has so far recovered
from the effects of an operation recently
performed for appendicitis as to be out on
the streets--J. K. Broaddus, of Washing
ton, ID. g., u. S. mail route contractor, was
in town today letting the Brent Creek and
Corunna routes. w. w. Wool secured the
Brent Creek route--C. V. Champion has
sold his barber business to Ira Wool, of
Elsie. Mr.. Wool is cousin of W. w.
Wool--Alex. Shippy and Geo. Thomp-
son celebrated St. Patrick's day in fitting
manner. The day being the birthday sof
both these gentlemen, they Joined forces at
the latter's home and jolly good time was
had--H. N. Hills received message from
his wife on Thursday evening last that her
mother at Romeo was dead. Mrs. Hills has
been there for several weeks caring tor her
mother who has been i'll for some time.
Mr.. Hills left on Saturday morning for that
place to attend the funeral.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24
Vernon.


The funeral of DIR. M. @. Sculley was
held at the Baptist church on Friday after
noon-Mrs. e. A. Randi sold at auction
her farm tools and stock on Friday and will
occupy the Warner house In this place
soon-Mrs. A. Palmer Is visiting friends
here-Rev Bancroft preached at the M.
K. church here Sunday evening-Mr. r..
Hearn's daughter IL visiting here-Mr.
and Mrs. e. A. Hill, of Detroit, are visiting
at G. GOff's-Mrs. Harvey Martin was in
Durand on Friday-G. N. Golf Is home
from Wisconsin--Mr. and Mrs. Chas.
Van Alstine and Mrs. Harvey Martin are
moving to the farm four miles northeast of
here-Mrs. Darling, of Saginaw county,
is visiting her sister, Mrs. Chas. Wilkinson,
in this place-A large number of sheep
are being shipped from here this week
Nearly eighty from Ovid attended the
Masonic meeting here on Friday evening.
The ladies of the Eastern Star furnished
the banquet.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24
Byron.


Miss Della Stevens, of st. Johns, is visit
ing her sister, Mrs. Fred Lewis-E. r.
JOslin, county surveyor, who left his farm
and moved in with his father one year ago,
has now moved into the village and occu.
pies the Tuckey house-Calvin Clark has
purchased the Grant farm and taken pos
sessiOn--Ed Telling now occupies G. Lam
erson's house--Mr. w. w. Darling. a
painter and paper hanger from Bancroft,
has moved to Byron, and occupies the
building south of the Marble Works
Mr.. M. T. Boice was in town one day last
week for the first time In several months
Mr.. VanWinkle, silver candidate fol
circuit judge, was in town looking up his
chances for electiOn-ThOmas Gordon
Jr., of Howell, was in town Wednesday,
Mrs. A. Sears, of Durand, is staying with
Mrs. X. Sherman at present---Mrs. @. M
Buell. is on the sick list--Mr. and Mrs,
William Bulls have returned home after ar
extended visit at Grand Rapids, Owosst
and Corunna-The pulpit of the Baptist
church was supplied on Sunday by Rev. o
K. Hale, of Englishyille--The people o
the Baptist church are arranging to re
model and repaint their church building
A committee of six has been appointed Il
have charge of the Improvements.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24
Lennon.

Frank GaDssley is improving in health
Henry Nymphie was in Saginaw on
business Monday--Wn. Caldwell and
family, of Durand, were In town Sunday.
WIN. Lyons has accepted position on
the G., s. & M. local freight train-James
Muir, formerly station agent here, was in
town Tuesday evening-Fred Reed, of
Durand, has opened q harness shop In the
Mcfarland building-Mrs. II. f. Country
man and son, Howard, are visiting in Flint
this week-Tom Mears closes his school,
Dist. No. 2. Venice, Friday for two weeks
vacation-Milton Chatters has taken a
vacation and l.. j. Rowley, of Grand
Ledge, is relieving him-Vernon Angel
left for Inlay City last week. He has been
visiting relatives near here-Frank
Hamlin has purchased the house and lot of
E. b. Roberts and will move in soon
Sanford Clark has accepted a position of
weighing mail at the f. & p. M. depot,
Saginaw-Fred Wright has returned to
Chicago where he intends to work at his
trade this summer-Frank Kitchen left
here Tuesday for Durand where he joined a
party of Dakota home. seekers s-Myrtle
Ganssley, little daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
John Ganssley, is quite low with inflamma-
ton of the lungs-Mrs. Mary Cronin is
very low and on account of her advanced
age little hopes for her recovery are enter
tained-Chris Ganssley returned Satur.
day from Georgia and will remain at home
for few days. He is looking WELL but
notices the difference in the weather.
Mrs. Marguerite Geney, who has been quite
sick at the home of her daughter, In Venice
township, is better at present.. Mid
dleton will move his saw mill to G. Wilkin-
sons place In Venice where he will do a
job of sawing-Mr. John Baxter died at
the home of Elisha Davenport, Thursday
March 16, Of old age. He was born in
New York state In 1914, and was IS years
old. He has been resident of Venice
township nearly fifty years. He is survived
by his wife, two sons and one daughter,
Jos. Baxter, of Hillsdale; Adelmer, OF
Gaines, and Mrs. Niver, of Lennon. In.
terment was made Saturday In the South
Venice cemetery. Rev. A. g. Stevens, OF
the Free Methodist church, officiated.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24
A GRAND OLD MAN.

Solon Stone, Probably the Oldest Person
in Shiawassee County.
From the Detroit Free Press.
Vernon, Mich, March 22.-Solon Stone
was born in Fryeburg, Maine, March 10,
1901. He soon after moved with his par
ents to Groton, Mass, where he resided un-
til 1912, when they moved to Sodus. N. Y.
In 1918 he went to WATERFOWL, Mass,
where he learned the cotton and woolen bus
mess, which he followed until he came to
Michigan in 1850, locating in Vernon town.
ship, where he still resides with his grand
son, the Hon. Frank Westcott. He was
married IN 1924 to Nancy Patrick. who died
in 'SS, aged 70. Four children were born
to them, two boys and two girls, only one of
whom survives, Mrs. N. T. Thurber, of
Lansing. He Is hale and hearty with the
exception of his eyesight, which is failing
some, and his mind is clear. He remem'
bers seeing the first steamboat that ran on
the Hudson river, recollects distinctly hear
ing the boom of Commodore Chauncey's
cannon in 1912, when he had the running
fight with the British feet on Lake Ontario
In politics he was an old-time Whig with
the exception of 1S4S, when he went into
the Free Soil convention at Buffalo and
helped to nominate Martin Van Buren. lie
cast his first vote for John Quincy Adams,
sixth president of the United States In 1924
He was In Detroit when 1t had but 10000
inhabitants, and also visited Chicago when
1t had population of but $4,000. Mr. Stone
has always been strictly temperate, never
using tobacco or alcohol In any form. he
is very active and takes his daily walk rain
or shine, and bids fair to outlive the centu
ry. Since coming to Michigan he has beer
identified with the republican party. He Is
musician and singer, and has assisted In
music at many noted gatherings and still
continues to play and sing.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24
Burton.

DIR. Hill, of Ovid, was in town Friday,
called here by the illness of Mrs. G. Gibson
Little Miss Anna Mason has been quite
Ill for the past week--Mr. s. Close, OF
West Branch, was the guest of w. G. Stiff
the first of the week--D. j. Hicks, OF
Marion, was the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. A.
K. Cadz over Sunday-The young people
of this place are enjoying the good sleigh.
ing--Mr. and Mrs. W. G. Stiff and daugh-
ter, Miss Allie. and Mr.. and Mrs. A. Simp.
son and daughter, Miss Arora, were guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Ackroyd and daugh-
ters, Thursday of last week--There will
be preaching service Sunday morning In
the M. p. church by the pastor, Rev. j. d.
Young--William Pierow, of Owosso,
visited his sister, Miss Hilda, Saturday
evening--Mr. and Mrs. s. j. Mckenzie
and children, of Pittsburg, spent Wednes
day with Mr.. and Mrs. w. @. Stiff--Dr.
D. B. Campbell, of OVID, was in town
Tuesday--Grant Stiff is preparing to re.
model and build a large addition to his
house. When finished 1t will be model OF
convenience. q. Banghart was in town
Tuesday.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24
Union Plains.

Tuesday, the first day of spring, we got
the worst storm Of the season. The snow
was about six inches deep at night
Fred johnson advertised for an auction on
Tuesday, but so few we're In attendance
and the weather was so bad 1t was ad-
journed for week--Kyle Fosket and
Irving Rens, of Ashley, visited at b. s.
Foskets Sunday and Monday--The M.
K. class of Union Plains attended quarterly
meeting at Bancroft, Sunday--N. p.
Harder and son, George, went to Owosso
Monday.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24

The death rate IN the Modern Woodmen
of America In 1898 was 4.32 per 1000, a
gain over the previous year, which was 4.35
per 1000. The net increase In membership
during 1898, both social and beneficial,
was 70, ass, the increase in beneficiary men,
bership being 66,904.
List of letters remaining uncalled for in
Owosso postoffice the week ending Mar. IS:
K. McAvoy, Flora Morse, Chas. Garfield.
b. Bartey. Mrs. Maggie Cripps, Mary
Smith, Alfred Patchett.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24
Republican Ward Caucuses.

The republican ward caucuses held
Tuesday evening were slimly attended,
owing to the heavy storm, and the al.
most absolute lack of contest for any of
the nominations. The result in the sew
eral wards is as follows.
FIRST WARD.
+. o. Dewey, j. HI. Laverock, G. T.
Campbell, inspectors. Number of votes
cast, 81.
SUPERVISOR. H. Laverock.
Alderman-Warren Pierpont, nomi.
mated by a vote of 10 to IA for l.. A.
Hamblin, blank. Neither gentleman
sought the nomination.
Constable-S A. Crane.
Delegates-W. H. Bigelow, Zenas
Ross, s. A. Crane, A, ID. Whipple, E.
o. Dewey, o. Chapman, G. L. Camp
bell, L. P. Royce, w. d. Fitzpatrick, 81.
c.. Frieseke.
Ward Committee-E. o. Dewey, 1. H.
Keeler, e. L. Campbell
SECOND WARD.
o. l.. Sprague, A. A. Crawford and
A. B. Crane, inspectors. Total vote
cast, 80.
Supervisor-A. B. Crane.
Alderman-Gurdon McLain.
Constable-Platt Elwell.
Delegates-A. M Hume, o. L.
Sprague A. b. Crane, Fred Edwards,
@. Mccormick, A. A. Crawford, Cliff
ford McCurdy, John Tawse, James
Bartrem, G. w. Loring, James Race.
Ward Committee-Otto L. Sprague,
Geo. M. Dewey Jr., Fred Edwards.
THIRD WARD.
G. A. Beebe, G. L. VanDyne. Harry
Noble, inspectors.
Supervisor-Julius Frieseke.
Alderman-I. G. Curry, who received
% votes; r. N. Parshall II, l.. H. Nor
ton 6.
Constable-Geo. F. Robinson.
Delegates-Frank Fl. Watson, Harry
Noble, Ira G.. Curry, Chas. A. Beebe,
Guy A. Cole, Julius Frieseke, Geo. F.
Robinson, Geo. L. VanDyne.
Ward Committee-F. H.. Watson,
Harry Noble, Ira e. Curry.
FOURTH WARD.
w. <. Hall, f. NJ Jordan, j. l..
Curtis, inspectors Number of votes
cast 102.
! Supervisory. M. White.
Alderman-J. w. Jordan.
Constable-B. S. Retain.
Delegates-J. l.. Curtis. Henry King,
E. j. Sheldon, Newton Boyce, j. w.
Turner, w. G. Grow, Chas. Greenwalt,
frank Knapp, Robert Gray, j. Walton.
Ward Committee-J. w. Jordan, j.
l.. Curtis, Chas. Greenwalt.
FIFTH WARD.
Chairman caucus, G.. w. Parker; sec.
retary, Crescent Parker.
Supervisor-M. L. Parker.
Alderman-W. +. Washburn, nom-
mated by a vote of 43 to 26 for Geo.
Perrigo.
Constable-Frank Foote
Delegates-M. l.. Parker, H. M. Post,
j. FL. Moyses. Geo. Perrigo, G. B. Sick
mon, J. T. Walsh, j. H. Soules.
Ward Committee-M. l.. Parker,
Frank Brooks, Geo. Joy.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24
A Handsome Easter Souvenir.

The publishers of the Detroit Pree Press
will give absolutely free to all subscribers
and purchasers of the Sunday Free Press of
April 2. handsome colored supplement,
size sx12. Notwithstanding the great ex-
pense of getting out this beautiful picture
no increase will be made In the price Of
paper, and consequently there will be an
enormous demand. We would therefore
advise those who wish to get one to place
their order with their newsdealer or news
boy at once.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24
Best of All

To cleanse the system In gentle and
truly beneficial manner, when the spring.
time comes use the true and perfect remedy,
Syrup of Figs. Buy the genuine, Manu-
featured by the California Fig Syrup 20.
only, and for sale by all druggists, at 30
cents per bottle.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24
"A Thrilling Nights Ride"

is the title of a very interesting illustrated
story, which will be mailed free upon re-
ceipt of 2 cents postage, by W. II. Guerin,
II Campus Martlus, Detroit, Mich.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24
(TALK NO. A.
WEARING GLASSES.

Very often ! hear people say they
will not wear glasses because they are
not becoming to them. They have
tried them on a great many times but
they never looked well. The trouble is
they have never tried the right kind.
What looks well on some faces may be
unbecoming to others. There are
glasses and glasses. They are made
with Oral springs, Bar springs, Square
springs, Grecian springs. There are
plain guards, Offset guards, fan guards
and hundred others. There are
straight temples and raising temples.
Large lenses and small ones. A thous-
and different styles and combinations.
l have given considerable study to this
subject. With my experience can
aid you in selecting the most becoming
shapes. | know that | can give you
glasses that will look well, and that are
suited to your face.
a = Anl N An
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24
To Cure q Cold IN One Dav .

Take Laxative Bronis Qunine Tablets.
All druggists refund money II 1t fails to
cure. 25c The genuine has l.. b. Q. on
each tablet. @ - S &
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1899-03-24

Educate Your Bowels with Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever
i0c, 2oc. II G. O. O. fa.l, druggists refund money.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-07-15
Whnt GIves You ArpendIcItIe

A great deal is heard nowadays about
appendicitis. There is no doubt that
very many persons are badly scared
about 1t and the number of persons
who will not eat fruit containing seeds
is very large-thls Notwithstanding the
fact that medical opinion has agreed
that not more than per cent Of the
cases Of appendicitis are due to the
swallowing Of seeds.
The contents OF the appendix usually
consist OF mucus. The appendix has
abundant muscular ability to empty IT.
self, and It has at its point OF connec-
tion with the intestine n good ilxed
point for muscular action. But very
little swelling will 80 contract the tube
MS to prevent the escape of the concre-
lions. IT IL the bacterin that do the
business They attack the affected ap-
pendlK, the inflammation extends thence
to the adjacent organs,
Although now apparently useless, It
In believed that thu appendix once
formed an important part OF the ALI
mentary tract. This was in the days
when We needed a wisdom tooth for
crushing palms and ferns and a large
absorbing surface with which to eX-
tract their scanty nutrlment. Tho wis
dom tooth, with its insufficient cnlcih-
cation, perishes easily when attacked
by bacteria, and the appendix shows
the same want Of resisting power, The
Vermiform appendix was recognized In
the sixteenth century. As compared
with the size Of the Intestine, II Is lar-
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-07-15
HOW TO KEEP COOL.
Georges Pa Showed What to do ii

Georges Pa Showed What to do TN
Case Fire.
Chicago Times Herald: Paw Done the
Hero act mite befoar last. We was all
sleepin away as peaceful as pleaceman
on duty when all at wunst sumboddy
begin Hollerin fire, and they was big
Racket Outside. Then we run to the
winders and seen a blaze shootin out
of the Hawklnses house. Next door, and
the Enjlns was coming lIcketty split and
the nabers was all out and the Wind
was BLOWN our way.
Mercy sakes," NAV says. "lf We
/ Don't hurry outen here we'll all git
Burned up"
Nov don't sit excited" paw says.
tryin to git maw's corset cover on fer
his Shurt. III they are ennythlng l
hate to see at Fire it's fer People to
go and Git excited"
Then He put one foot In His pants and
hoped around tryin TO Git the other
laig in. till he stepped on one Of little
Alberts marbles, so he Jumped About
fore feat and Got the other Laig in, only
He Had the south end Of them facin
TO the north.
IAN Of you keep perfectly COOL" paw
says, Grabbin up the water pitcher and
rappln a Rug around It. Watch me,
and when 1 tell you TO Do things you
go ahead and Do Them and we'll be
all rite
Then he took maw's shoes and put
Them In her hat box and Throwed them
out the Winder, and hit Tom Sim
monses paw on the He'd, and then hol-
Tered Look out"
Look out yourself" toms paw hol-
Tered back, ''and do Il Before you throw
next Time or they mite be trubble."
Don't git excited" paw says. Pee
pie what ,looses their Heds Better not
90 TO fires"
SAY" one OF the Firemen hollered
back, 'lf you Got emmy folks in THAR
that you care About They Better come
Down"
Then paw picked up little Albert, and
was agoln to throw him out the winder
but Nav grabbed him and says:
stop! Do you want to kill or cripple
the child?"
Say" paw says, haven't l told you
to Keep Cool. You're actin Jist like
IL you had went Crazy" so he run
the Firemun Begin to come in and one
Of them went up to pa and tried to pull
Him by the arm and paw says:
Keep cool, keep cool"
Then He Grabbed the Bed close and
put sheat on the nor and begin pllln
the Globes Offen the gas fXins In 1t,
and when He had them all In He stepped
on the pile by Mistake and Broke most
Of them in about 10 pences.
Nav she yelled.
"Now be cam" paw hollered, "be cam
like me- They amt no sense gittin rat
tied. There's plenty OF Time only Don't
git existed"
Then two Poleasmans got a hold OF
him and marched Him Out carrying lit
tie Albert's Toy gun on his shoulder and
tellln me and NAV not to git existed.
So they got the Fire out before Is spred
to our house, and when we was settln
up stares talkin about It paw says:
ITS a good thing they are sumbud-
dy around Here what Don't lose his
nurve. OF to been Firemun or a
soldier where they was exsItement go
In on becos always keep so cool.
l kin go into Danger list as cam as
most people Would go In to Dinner"
Yes" l says. you Bet you kin only
II you Got your pants on that way every
Time people intent no n you was go
in in or comm out" GEORGE,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-07-15

New York Journal: "a poor, miler-
able tramp came to the kitchen door
this afternoon" said Mrs. Bllvins TO her
husband. land when asked him what
he wanted he fell down in a tit."
HE did. eh?" snorted Bltvins. "And
suppose you were Just fool enough to
give him some money"
well yes" admitted Mrs. Blivlns,
~ gave him good meal and twenty
five cents to get a nights lodging
with"
which he promptly blew in for
BOOZE" added BlIvins. Didn't you
know that he was a fraud? Those fell
lows can throw fitfis so artistically that
they sometimes deceive the physicians.
He was a fake pure and simple"
81 don't care II he was" replied the
lady with a toss OF her head, Il made
him earn his dinner. ANYWAY"
"oh, you did, did you? What did he
do?"
II made him come into the nursery
and throw fits, as you call 1t, for half
an hour TO amuse the baby"