The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-01-11
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Nothing succeeds like the sue
cess of some peoples failures.
"A small rent in reputation
soon becomes large hole.
: When some men make mistakes
they repeat them by way Of aI"logy.
= a polish on man coat doesn
help him to get into s"ciety.
= People who never get down to
business seldom get up in the world.
= Probably Niagara falls because
the bed Of the river can hold it. up
= This is the glad season OF the
year when the plumber gets square
with the ice man
- Its piry woman can t strike
ont from the shoulder with her fist a
we'll as with her tongue
= To do much good aud make but
little noise is "a singular thing Some
say much but d" nothing but Christ
ians should do much aud say nothing.
Prickly Ash Bitters cures the kid
neyS, regulates the liver and pnrhr>
lhr bowels \ valuable system tonic.
Snd by Evans Pharmacy
= The late Senator Brice, of Ohio
carried 5000 .000 worth of insurance ON
his life at the time "f his death, on al
of which he had paid but one pre-
mum.
= The attempt to serve God with
out love is like rowing against the
tide. Love makes duty sweet. THE
angels are swift-winged in God S ser
vice because they love Him.
= An orator said to his audience
II am speaking for the benefit Of pos
terity, when someone shouted, Yes
and if you don t get done soon they |
be here
"You had better ask for manner
than money, said finely dressed
gentleman to beggar who asked f"1
aims. II asked for what | thought
you had the most Of, was the cutting
reply.
= The Rev. Dr. Hall said every
blade of grass was sermon. The
next day he was amusing himself by
clipping his lawn, when pari>hionel
said: That's right, doctor, cut you
sermons short
= An Irishman going to the post
office inquired if there were any let
ters for hun. "Your name, sir, sal(
the clerk. There is good one now,
said the Hiberuian, ''why don t yol
see it on the back OF the letter
: Kind Father-My dear, if yol
want good husband, marry Mr.. Good
heart. He really and truly loves you
Daughter-Are you sure of that, p,
Kind Father-Yes, indeed. I've beer
borrowing money of him for six months
and he still keeps coming.
= 1t has been calculated by Gen
oese journal t'lat the discovery o.
America cost about $500. Columbus
had a salary Of 1888 the captains o
the Nina and Pinta got $3.50 each; tn
sailors received 50 so each per month
The outfit of the expedition amounted
to $4,000.
A system regulator is a medicine
that strengthens and stimulates th'
liver, kidneys. stomach aud bowels
Prickly Ash Bitters Is superior sys
TEN regulator 1t drives out all un
healthy conditions, promotes activit.
of body ano brain, restores good appe
tite. sound sleep aud cheerful spirits
Sold by Evans Pharmacy.
= 1t was the beautiful expression
of a Christian who had been rich
when he was asked how he could bea
his reduced state so happily: "Whel
l was rich, 1 had God in everything
and now that | am poor, have every
thing in God"
= Coleridge was acknowledged tt
be bad rider. One day, riding dow
a street, he was accostcd by would
be wit: 81 say, do you know wha
happened to Balaam q Came th,
answer sharp and quick CITE sam,
has happened to me. An ass spok'
to him"
= A minister, who had been accus
ed of preaching sermon that was no
his own, went to parishoner who hat
made the charge, and asked him t.
retract it. "Well," said the parish
ioncr, 81 thought, when | heard tha
sermon, that 1t was taken from a bool
| had at home; but when | went HON,
and looked into the book-1 found i
was all there.
= The Canadian government ha