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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17
Ex-Goverhor Fietcher sinIxine.

Washington, March lex Governor
Thomas G. Fletcher, Missouri's war gov
ernor, who was paralyzed at his home
here a little over three weeks ago, is
gradually sinking, and the end is ex-
pected at any hour. He is unconscious
part of the time. Governor Fletcher is
about IA years old, and for the past six
years has resided in this city.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17
BEST OF ALL

To cleanse the system In a gentle and truly
beneficial manner, when the springtime
comes, use the true and perfect remedy,
Syrup Of Figs. Buy the genuine. Manu-
factured by the California Fig Syrup Co
only and for sale by all druggists, at so cents
per bottle
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17

If ShilOh's Cough and Consumption Cure,
which is sold for the small price of 20 cts, so
cts and 81 90, does not cure take the bottle
back and we will refund your money. Sold
for over fifty years on this guarantee. Price
25 cts. and so cts. Sold by p. D. Kirlin and
a guarantee.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17

GEN. HENRY says a man with
plenty of money and patience can do
we'll in Porto Rico. These qualiiica-
tions stand pretty good ch ance in
this country.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17
A card.

We, the undersigned, do hereby agree to
refund the money on a 50-cent bottle of
Greene's Warranted Syrup of Tar if it fails
to cure your cough or cold. We also guaran.
tee a 5.cent bottle to prove satisfactory or
money refunded, A. Wasley, c. II. Hagen
bucb, Shenandoah Drug Store, and P. W.
Bierstein & Co. 11-l4-33tdw
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17
Proposed ChunIng Com bine.

Buffalo, March IA consolidation OF
the canning interests in the state is being
formed and the Erie Preserving com
pany, with offices in this city, will prob.
ably be one Of the members. 1t is in
tended to embrace all the concerns
packing fruits and vegetables, and it is
to be capitalized at $2O,OO0,OO0.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17
Bucklen,s S Arnica sa1ve.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores,
letter. chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and
all skin eruptions and positively cures piles,
OF 40 pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or mony refunded. Price
95 cents per box. For sale by A. Wasley
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17

"Mystc Cure for Rheumatism and Neu
ralgia radically cures in 1 to 3 days. Its
action upon the system is remarkable and
mysterious. 1t removes at once the cause
and the disease Immediately disappears. The
first dose greatly benefits. IS cents. Sold by
Shenandoah drug store, Shenandoah.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17
HOW TO FIND OUT.

Fill bottle or common glass with your
water and let it stand twenty four hours
a sediment or settling indicates an unheal-
thy condition of the kidneys if it stains
your linen it is evidence of kidney trouble
too frequent desire to pass it or pain in the
back is also convincing proof that the kidneys
and bladder are out of order
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17

their greatest efforts. Washington was
said 10 be "Erst in war, first IN peace and
first in the hearts of his countrymen." 1t
is a great thingto be first. Nothing is of
value to mankind and brings great
er happiness than good remedy. Many
,hings will 7ciie5e but the one that will
cure is best. Brazilian Balm is such REM
edy. Tens of thousands have found that
is is the only thing that would cure Ca
tarrh and Asthma. For Is yrs. it has new
er failed in single case to cure Asthma,
and its record has been as wonderful in
Catarrh. Cases that had, to all appearan-
ces, run into Consumption, or where the
nostrilswere entirely stopped Dor where
the poisonous pus had eaten holes into
the throat an inch deep, or where the
stomach had become liberated and raw
from swallowing the germ-laden matter,
were all permanently cured. Such rec
ord, unknown to any other remedy, Just
ly entities the Brazilian Balm to the first
place in the regard OF the American peo-
Die. There are 20 900, 600 Catarrh victims
md countless Asthma sufferers in this
country, all Of whom can be cui ed with
Brazilian Balm. A S1.00 bottle of Brazil
ian Balm contains a months treatment
for catarrh or asthma, and for 8 months
We will wrap with each Sl00 bottle a
months treatment of Toxicola Tablets,
rec. Toxicola is the best tonic and nerve
and strength builder known to science.
This is the greatest offer ever made. Ask
your druggist and take no substitute. B.
g. JACKSON s. Co., Mfg Chemists, India
napolis, Ind.
SHENANDOAH DRUG STORE,
Wholesale Agents
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17
Who Said They Have Cough
Advice-Take Pan-Tina, 25c At Gruhler
Bros, drug store.
Prince Henry,s Kew Command.

Berlin, March 17.-Prince Henry of
Prussia has started for Kiao Chou bay,
where all the war vessels composing
the two German squadrons in far east
ern waters will assemble for the formal
transfer Of the commandership from
Admiral Won Diedriehs TO Prince Henry.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17
Mpr. stetlihh Made a Prelnte.

Washington, March 17.-By papal
brief inst received by the apostolic dele
gate. Mgr. Joseph Stephan has been
raised to the dignity of prothonotary
apostolic. This is the highest honor
which is ever conferred on Catholic
clergymen outside the city of Rome. A
few years ago Mgr Stephan was made
private chamberlain of the pope, with the
title of monsignor. That honor, how
ever, raised him but one grade above
priests in general and did not constitute
him prelate. By this act of the pope
Mgr Stephan Is made a prelate, and
that of the highest rank outside the
episcOpacY.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17
TO Yaccinate the LepfsIntnre.

Little Rock, March II. Members Of
the legislature were panic stricken yes
terday when it was announced that
physicians had diagnosed the illness Of
Senator Lankford as smallpox. After
an hours debate the house voted to
vaccinate all its members.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17

THE ease with which Uncle Sam
accumulates an army is shown by the
fact that there were 10000 applica-
tions for the 1O1 positions of Second
Lieutenant under the reorganization
bill
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17
Looting the wrecked CastiIian

Ottawa, Ont, March 17.-Information
has reached the government that a num-
Der Of schOoners are looting the wreck
ed Allan liner Castilian, ashore on the
Nova Scotian coast A government
vessel will be sent to the scene immedi-
afqiV
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17

Itchiness of the skin, horrible plague.
Most everybody afflicted in one way or
another. Only one safe, never falling cure
Doan's Ointment At any drug store, so
eante
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17
Dr. Tnlmage,E Resienation Aocented.

DR.. Talmage'S Resignation Accepted.
Washington, March 1.-THE resigna-
tion of Rev. DR.. T. Dewitt Talmage as
pastor of the First Presbyterian church
was accepted last night at a sparsely
attended meeting of the congregation.
No action was taken toward determining
his successor. The meeting occupied but
a few minutes.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17

writing TO Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn, Mass.
MRS. CORA gibson, Yates, Manistee
Co., Mich, writes:
"DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM-Two years ago
] began having such dull, heavy, drag
ging pains in my back, menses were pro-
fuse and painful and was troubled with
leucorrhea. l took patent medicines
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17

Women love a clear healthy complexion.
Pure blood makes it. Burdock Blood Btters
makes pure blood.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17
The President Grdfined.

Thomasville. Ga, March 1.-THE
news received in the press dispatches
that the queen regent of Spain had sign
ed the peace treaty ratification was tele-
phoned promptly TO the president. The
president was much gratifed at the fact
that this last step necessary TO the end
of hostile relations with Spain was as
sured, though never doubling such would
be the outcome Arrangements for ex-
change Of ratifcations and payment OF
the S20,00O000 yet must be made, but
no action by the president will be needed
before he returns to Washington. 1t is
likely that tonight the president will
start to Jekyl Island for a day or two.
Baron RUSSELL Sticceeds nersheH.
London, March, 17.-Baron Russell OF
Killowen, lord chief justice OF England,
has been appointed 10 succeed the late
Baron Herscheil 90 the Venezuelan arbi-
tration commission.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17

q CAPABLE mother must be healthy mother
~ The experienced Of maternity shouldnot beapproached
without careful physical preparation.
practical counses what the would
be mother this she without by
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17


say she is a won.
deriul player. 1t
is the greatest
distinctiontobe
frSt in any
thing. For this
i'll statemenship
literature, ath-
letics, science
Aand art, men and
~nt,,apf mi fc~f1t
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17
Guentltp Drrnln.


OUR COUNTRY: First. Last and Forever.
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"AII the News That's Fit to Print"

Published every evening, except Sunday, at 8
South Jardn street, Shenandoah, Pa
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-03-17

unable to become pregnant; but since have used it my
health is much improved and have big baby boy the joy
and pride of our home"
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06
a Lost Horse.

Strayed from my farm on Sept. %,
in Greenwood township, st. Clair Co.,
a light bay mare years old past. Will
pay expenses upon her return.
23tf Nicholas Hayes.
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money if it
fails to cure. +. w Groves signature
on every box. Csc.
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06

Combs, hair brushes. tooth brushes, tooth
powders. and everything in this line at Grant
lIolden's drug store.
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06
HARVEY TAPPAN.
A1roRNFy-Ar-lAw

----- ATTOHNET-AI-LAW
General Practice,
Probate Law.
Settlement of Estates.
Real Estate
Homes in Yale. Vacant Build
ing Sites. Vacant Business Sites.
1 have correct maps of the VII
lage of Yale, and Counties of St.
Clair and Sanilac. Abstracts Of
nearly all OF Yale property.
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06

Ladies' purses gents pocket-books. bill books.
and pouches, many different varieties at Grant
HOlden's.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-09-23

VI this country and their numerous testi
monials from people you know will con.
vince you Of their ability OF fitting you
properly.
s. Nann desires TO announce TO the
public that after September lst the bust
ness OF his irm will be conducted by 5,
vann n Son, watchmskers. jewelers. and
opticians, l07 South Second street.
Music all day. courteous treatment,
beautiful decorations and u choice selec.
ton OF toys and other goods TO be found
at b. Ilfeld Il Co.'S, booth.
Mems, boys and youths dancing pumps
A nice line OF new goods. At Geo. G
Hainsley Il Co reliable shoe dealers. IL
south Second street.
When you want surveying don.
ranches located or entries attended I
cali on Pitt Ross, city engineer. 2l0 W
Gold ave.
Remember the little ones, absent OF
present, and make them happy by visit
ing and purchasing ut h. HELD " Co's
booth.
Repairing q speciality. The Crescent
aud Rambler bicycles for sale. G. h
Hopping, opposite p~toilice.
True hospitality and courteous atten
ton, greet home folks and strangers
alike at Melini Il Eskin's.
The bar and club rooms OF the Zeigel
Cafe offer the best Of emit rtainment ant
refreshment.
Are you hungry Go to Melini 4
Eakin's.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-09-23
1899
CITY NEWS.

Matthews Jersey milk; try 1t.
10 10 h. j. Post 4 Co. for stove re-
pairs.
All kinds OF bunting and days at IL
fields.
Zsiger Cafe is open night and day.
Drop In.
For sale or rent-ThIee pianos. Wv
futrelle.
Don't overlook our window display
Rosenwald Bros.
Where Is Melini Il Bskin's placer ASK
any citizen OF Albuquerque.
The celebrated Balm wagon for sale by
j. hOIber y Co, Copper avenue.
For fresh and salt meats 20 10 Emil
kleinwoTt. Third street meat market.
PH0T0S-Sixteen for 80 cents and up
ward. 2lO west Gold avenue. Cobb's.
This Is the season for native grapes.
and Of course ]. l., Bell q Co has them.
Removal sale, ten days only. Shoes at
cost. ". Chaplin, llS Railroad avenue,
Red school house shoes for children
cannot be excelled. The0. MuensIer-
man.
Strawberry, Lemon, Chocolate and Va
nilla Ice Cream ~. day. Delsney's Candy
Kitchen.
Iinware and granite ironware. Prices
Teasonsble-goods the best. whitney
Company.
A magnificent assortment OF pOrtieres,
table and couch covers, lambrequins, etc.
HI Albert faber's.
Where car ! get something good 10
drink a a nice luncheon There II
only one answer-Melini x kakin's.
Win pay fare 10 visitors TO the Terri
tOTial Fair II you call on US Tor wagons,
etc, j. KoIoer Il Co, Copper venue,
Great Scott We nearly passed It,
Passed WHAT why, Melini X Eakin's.
the best drink and luncheon IN town"
Quick delivery, good quality, full
weight and courteous service necessarily
make J. l.. Bell Il Co. the most popular
gr0cersin town.
Simpson for loans on all kinds OF col
lateral security, Also for great bargains
in unredeemed watches. 2Oy south
Second street, near the pOstotice.
Don't forget 10 call at c. Mays, the
new and popular priced shoe store at 2Oe
west Railroad avenue. The entire stock
Is brand new snd comprises all the
popular makes.
II you need glasses and wish 10 be
lifted correctly and scientifically, call
and see Drs. Rshash Il KOrnblum, Their
diplomas are OF the best optical colleges
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-09-23
->>\\-/
R0SENWALD BROS,
LOCAL

J T. Mclaughlin. one OF the most pop
llsr men OF San Pedro, IL here I o-dsy.
K. II Harlow. master mechanic OF the
ihlup division. and 8. Frost arrived In
Gne city last night.
A j. Lo1mis was an arrival fr IN Santa
20 last evening. and Is miDgling with
ais many friends to-day.
A. u. KATE snstein. the newsdealer OF
5Ocorro. accompanied by his wife. are
here enjoying the carnival.
The usual appetizing free lunch. with
something extra for fair visitors, will be
served at the White Elephant tonight.
Robert Munroe, proprietor Of the Wind
sor hotel at S0c0rro, was among the visi.
tors who came up from the south yester-
day.
LoJt-A plain umbrella. with green
la ldle, with the monogram "Luciil" on
and receive reward.
Prof. Herrick and Douglas johnson.
came In from San Puerto valley this
we k after an exciting, but pleasant ex-
psrlence In the mountains.
Ralph McFie, son Of Judge J r. McFie,
OF Santa fe. IL In the city circulating
among his numerous acquaintance, and
Incidentally taking In the fair.
II. J. Stone and wife, returned yester-
day from an extended visit with relatives
la Lima, Ohio. On the hOmeward trip
they stopped In Chicago a few days.
q. May, the popular shoe dealer, Was
lucky TO Snd among the visitors q
purchaser for the bride and groom wax
figures, which 30 beautifully decorated
his windows during the Fair.
The Topeka Journal says that Henry
DeCsmp. formerly OF the shops here. but
lately OF the Albuquerque shops, has re-
turned to Topeka and has again accepted
n position In the Topeka shops.
Prof. Frederick Sanders. who IL the
president OF the college OF agriculture
! aud mechanical arts at Las Cruces, has
gone TO the national irrigation congress,
which will convene In Missouls, Mont,
next week.
Mrs. Sch~ollenberger and little daughter
arrived from the east last evening. Mr.,
S~chollenberger IL employed IN tho air
department OF the Santa fe Pacific shops.
and the family will probably make this
their future home
The First Regiment band this morning
favored THE CITIZEN with a delightful
seransds, This paper belongs to the band
TO oil intents and purposes, and II IL a
pleasure to note the proficiency OF each
and every member OF the popular musical
organization, OF which Hon. Jesus Ro.
nero Is manager.
Just TO keep the hose company boys at
the Santa Fs Pacific shops In practice
an alarm Of fire was sounded at 1880
o'clock this morning for the round
house. and from the. time the alarm
sounded till the water was IN the root
was one minute and a half. Very good
time, indeed. considering the run made
from the hose house on Bsca
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-09-23
WELCOME!


Tie Fair this year a6oyds n Tie mot agyccaM obb@tn1h
qf wecohRHg 'asf 0oads At strangers amt aghhsceyS N err city. IN
50 ding ac at tic same time uih IN cWcRd 10 yen oay most cordial
iH5ihahon 10 make err store yor Stoyc, u1h Tie assurance If or most
realty ~aaAingwcss Of rcndcyDs any assistance necessary.
Ne furthermore take pleasure in caMng yohy attention 10 a
fcy aeH foH0dcd facts:
Hapiag Just ransaekcf the principal eastern markets for a
complete line IF everything in ueayine APPAREL wc feel coHficm thai
nc are shoaiae a line Of goods tint vonH do credit 10 any o|he npN
eastern establishments at prices Uhch 70W be SIRE 10 pleas
Or line 9 rea1yIo-Uear garments, such as ddcS' aaSs IN
SH, aWoL mohay; skirts in c1ery conccivabf R01el texture; ladies'
ayabbeys and dressing saeqnes, outer garments such as cafes, Jacket
and refers in cloth, plush anil Jars; chRdye@s yeady-madc dresses i
one in aheh &c Je1 cogfdct Of f"ding yonr most hearty afbroba
item.
MJHrnihiag goods such as nndeywea, hosiery, neckweay, cor
sets and all kinds Of nopely goods, ae are certain Of pleasing csen TN
most fastidoHs.
Space mil not permit rs 10 go into detail abom every one o
our departments. w simply ask yon 10 come whcMey yon by or not
ter nc take pleasure in Snoring yen The most complete line in Tie city
We eN attention to our syiadOsv display.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-09-23
The Big Sea
Turtle Will Be
Killed Tonight

Turtle meat on sale to morrow.
IL makes delicious soup. Don'I
miss getting some.
WE ARE DRESSING
several hundred pounds OF
FINE POULTRY
this evening, which will be on fa,e to-
morrow:
Turkeys Ducks
tfpese . Springs
Hens Wild Ducks
Fresh supplies daily OF Rocky Ford
Csntaloupes. They are AZ sweet ~
hor ey. Also
Strawberries Figs
Bananas Pears
Grapes Peaches
Jonathan Apples Pomegranates
Bulk Oysters in Patent Cases
Blue Points. Houma Bay and
CLANS in Shell. S,ft Shell Crabs
Fine Pumpkins
Cranterries, Sweet Potatoes, As
parsgus. Lima, String and Wax
Beans, Green Peas and q full line
OF home grown vegetables.
Kansas City Spring Lamb
Young Veal
Kansas City Roasts
Kansas City Steaks
Calls Liver
Neufachatel Cheese
CamenbeTt Cheese
Full line OF sausages
% lbs. Sweet Prunes for 800
See display OF frozen dainties by the
Crystal Ice Company.
San Jose Market
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-09-23
Kun over
TO the Iceberg for u bottle OF OLD whisky
Artificial flowers for decorating
purposes at Rupees,

Take home q drum for the little tel
low who couldn't come, Where will |
get IT. Why, at b, HELD n Cos hand
some booth, Of course.
The weary traveller can be rested and
refreshed at Melini X kakin's.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-05-21

The setion Of carter's Little Liver Pills
Is pleasant, mild and natural. They gently
stimulate the liver and regulate the
bowels. but do not purge.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-05-21
TELEPHONE 555-2.

Battle Hymn of the Republic" the
words of which were written by Mrs
Howe, was sung by the students at the
close of her talk. Mrs. Howe is almost
the last of that circle of literary men
and women which has given New Eng
land literary traditions of which she
may well be proud.
On Monday afternoon the juniors
of the Society Phi Sigma will give a
Shirt Waist" dance in the barn.
Shirt Waist" dances are the jolliest
sort of college functions. A hurdy-gurdy
for music is usually engaged for the
occasion, and is quite in keeping with
the general infCrmality of the occasion
Pref. c. F. Hodge of Clark Univer-
sity was the guest of the college on
Saturday, May 13. In the afternoon. he
gave most interesting talk on Meth
DDS of Nature Study in the Public
Schools" telling of his valuable work
among the Worcester school children
in stimulating an interest in nature
study.
At their last meeting on Nav 10. the
Barnswallows gave a series Of tabIeauY
representing the well known Pipp fam
lily pictures by c. d. Gibson. which
have been coming out in Life" this
year.
On Thursday afternoon Miss Woollev
associate professor Of biblical history
and honorary member Of the class II
80 gave reception to the seniors. in
the Horsford parlor. President Irvine
Dean Shatton and Mrs. Durant received
with Miss Woclley.
Rev. Bayard Hale Of Philadelphia
will preach in the chapel Sunday.
The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-05-21
PRoLoNolNe Lie.
Professor Hodge Puts No Stock in the Chicago
Discovery.

The discovery solving the problem of
prolonged life, it is claimed. has been
fdiscovered in Chicago, and has just
been made public by Profs. Joseph r.
Hawley and Alexander c. Wisner Of
the Chicago clinical school. The return
to youth, it is asserted. is based on ny
podermic injections of the lymphatic
fluids of animals, particularly young
goats. The general theory of the dis
covery is that if the mineral deposits,
which accumulate in the bones, can be
replaced with the life cells contained in
the lymphatic glands Of goats. deterio-
ration of the bones will be prevented
and the elasticity and youth will be
retained in the system much longer
A Spy man called upon DR.. c. r.
Hodge of Clark university last night
and asked his opinion of the report
from Chicago. He said he had not
heard Of the discovery, but after read
ing a report which was handed him, he
said Fake 1.-The story is fake, and
is undoubtedly another empty yarn for
which Chicago has become famous as
q source. The idea that life cells con-
tanned in the Emphatic glands of
goats or any other animal can replace
the mineral deposits in the bones and
rejuvenate a man is contrary to the
studies of psychologists.
"Old age and death is due to the
decay of nerve cells and all the nerve
cells a human being viii ever have
are in the embryo six months before
birth. AS the person grows, the cells
grow until they reach the adult stage,
when they drop away through wear
and tear. I cannot see how the lymph
can have anything to do with prolong-
ing life or how 1t can even reach the
nerve cells which control life. To talk
Of lymph and disregard the laws Of
hygiene and sleep, is all poppycock.
For life TO be prolonged through the
incision Of the hypodermic needs is. to
me. nonsense"
Wife-Why shouldn't Mr.. Goodsound
make a nice husband for our daughter?
Husband-Won't do. He's a misera-
bly, paid wage-earning producer.
well. how about Mr.. Kindheart2"
He won't do, either. He's a poor,
money-spending consumer"
Hum The only other one she cares
for is Mr.. Hardhead."
Hell do. He's a middleman. New
York Weekly.