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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

MCLEAN of Ohio, who is running for governor
on the democratic ticket, has tapped his second
barrel. Like Mark Hanna, he soon will be getting
down to the flower pots and oyster cans.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

FRANCIS SCHLATTER, the "healer' who is in
Chicago, is having considerable trouble in matri-
monial affairs Ever since Francis got that "hank
of hair and bone," the stuff has been off,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

AGAIN must Dreyfus suffer martyrdom through
persecution, falseness and hatred The verdict
was seven to two for conviction and ten years the
sentence Every HONEST tradesman in America and
Europe should boycott the Paris Exposition, and
thus demonstrate their allegiance to traitorism
From the very outset of the court martial proceed
ings it plainly apparent that justice was as
lifeless an Egyptian mummy while the "honor'
of the French army at stake. lola! lola! where
art thou with thy memorable slogan, 81 accuse; 1
accuse etc?'
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

SOME Of the eastern yellow journals doing
their level best toward booming the Carter court
martial proceedings Although it may never rival
the Dreyfus affair; still, if lola should emerge from
the Wilderness it might attain the speed Of billy
goat
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

To PERs1sTENTLY rummage for the invisible
shortcomings in others, betrays vulgarity and
baseness of human vileness that is often condoned
but never forgotten
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

EVANGELIST SANKEY, Of Eastport N. Y, has
entered vigorous protest against the duck ranches
at that place, saying that they menace to the
public health If King Solomon was still living,
Mr.. Sankey would certainly condemn his ranch Of
wives. We think that he is trying to get corner
on the ducks.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

DEWEY is to be presented with loving cup on
his return. Let's see! Yes, they still sending
both bad and good men to the rock pile for loving
the cup too ardently That gift smacks of treason
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

JOHN BULL seems to be working harder than a
boy climbing creased pole for ten dollar bill, to
bring his whiskers to him as humble supplicant
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

AT THE state fair grounds the police have just
discovered eight empty pocketbooks. They might
tell us how much they contained, but that would be
giving away official knowledge
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14
n o TIC e.

ALL PERSONS receiving copies of THE MIRROR who are
II regular lists will please consider such
copies. after reading. conclude that
THE MIRROR Is worthy of patronage send your
published
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

GEN. MILES Is having his pipe stems made out
of cast iron. That endless chain report about him
going to the Philippines is enough to make the
Washington obelisk shaky
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

HoBsoN, in his quite retreat in Hong Kong is
as unnoticed as is bat during the diurnal period
This was an awful blow to Hobson-a blow which is
surrounded with as much mystery as that which hit
Billy Paterson.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14
600 300 600 900

separate the pops from the demo-
Gratis, but it's doubtful.
That beautiful snub accorded
Col. Ames almost froze the ice in
the harbor.
Unlike great many others, our
candor compells us to admit that
politically we are dead.
When a little praise is doled
out to some people they act as
though it was necter from the,
elysian fields.
That man in Milwaukee who
spent fifteen years looking for an
Office, has either poor bank &C
count or else weak eyes.
Considering the large crowds of
visitors passing through this place
last week, it looks like some of
them mistook this place for the
state fair.
Kansas has a tremendous big
corn crop this year. Even those
on their toes sprouted up.
Capt. Carter is spending his,
spare time in trying to locate
"Fighting Bob" Evans. He thinks,
he is preparing a secret dossier.
Our good friend j. Adam Bede,
of the Budget has re-entered the
political arena. Really Jadam, we
thought you had reformed. But
then we hopefully point you to
our motto at the top Of first page.
Claude Smith and his wife An
ME, just previous to her departure
for the seashore had little tussle
in which he came out second best.
Now when she writes to him she
begins her letters, Dear Clawd;"
and he refers to her as "Annie old
thing"
81 want some good water crackers,
Please get them for me quick!"
The clerk pondered for moment,
Then wrapped up an ice pick.
mistakes will happen" has just
been played in St. Paul. If you
wish to prove the assertion beyond
shadow of doubt, just visit us.
Wonder if the mote we see i'm
our neighbours eyes is an auto
motor of some other kind.
New York's fashionable 400 have.
decided that butterfly embroid-
cred on their frock, was O. K.
A picture of a dragon, with duke
in it's mouth, would be more.
appropriate.
$$$
In Paris the stiffness is so pro-
found that one of her detectives.
was able to catch genuine crook.
A policeman in Chicago smashed
his billy into smitherens over a
drunken mans head, without so,
much as disturbing an eyelid.
Cad! but he must have drank
some tuff whisky.
$$$
A gentleman by the name of
Chance over in St. Paul had his
dwelling burgalized last week.
That's what you call taking big
chances.
The postofice officials are after
a keyless lock. They might use
the lockstep which is being abol-
ished by eastern penitentiaries.
Richard Croker abandones the
turf to attend to private business.
Attorney Moss must be on a vaca-
ton.
$$$
The reception rendered the 18th
at the Preside was warm one.
Only $4,000 worth of army shacks,
burnt up.
The Filipinos are foxy rascals.-
They are ordering large consign-
ments of bibles and then use them,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

AFTER display Of guns and the generous use
of two pound clubs, several over-fed policemen in
Chicago succeeded in arresting and locking up
seven-year- old boy. They deserve promotion-to
Spain
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

AFFAIRS between England and the Transvaal
continue with the undated hostility. The
controversy has reached momentous aspect and
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

SOME men who imagine that they eminently
qualified to guide the destinies of others, could be
more proftably employed in picking teeth out of
microbes
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

GREAT CESAR! but there is an awful fate await
ing u.s. We will have nightmares for the next
six months if some rascal should accuse us Of living
in glass house.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

YELLOW fever at Key West is breaking out.
They better change the combination.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

NEVER brag of the spotless whiteness of your
character. It is like unmasking battery
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

THEY say that blessings always come in disguise
We thought that there COMPOUNDED screw loose
somewhere. No wonder we haven't been recognizing
them.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

For tasty and artistic display advertisements,
the GAINESVILLE Argus takes the melon. That chap
that handles the job stick is a lulu
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

IT is reported that Dom Paul has a one armed
typewriter girl From all accounts she is doing
noble work.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

CHARITY is too often accompanied by it's nemesis
popularity to be of lasting benefit.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-14

aged by Them objects newspaper
and among the acquan the
public disseminate
Information dpeng that prejudice which has
the public its financial at time there
funds the would expended the
interests prison library.
NOTICE.
ALL PERSONS receiving copies of THE MIRROR who
regular lists will please consider such
reading conclude that
THE MIRROR Is worthy of patronage send your
this Office for a trial subscription rates
published above.
YELLOW fever at Key West is breaking out
They better change the combination.
CHARITY is too often accompanied by it's nemesis
popularity to be of lasting benefit.
NEVER brag of the spotless whiteness Of your
character. 1t is like unmasking battery.
IT is reported that Dom Paul has one armed
typewriter girl. From all accounts she is doing
noble work
For tasty and artistic display advertisements,
the GAINESVILLE Argus takes the melon. That chap
that handles the job stick is lulu.
THEY say that blessings always come in disguise
We thought that there COMPOUNDED screw loose
somewhere. No wonder we haven't been recognizing
them.
SOME men who imagine that they eminenty
qualified to guide the destinies of others, could be
more proftably employed in picking teeth out Of
microbes.
GREAT CESAR! but there is an awful fate await
ing u.s. We will have Nightmares for the next
six months if some rascal should us Of living
in glass house.
GEN. MILES IS having his pipe stems made out
of cast iron. That endless chain report about him
going to the Philippines is enough to make even the
Washington obelisk shaky.
AT state fair grounds the police have just
discovered eight empty pocketbooks. They might
tell how much they contained, but that would be
giving away official knowledge
MCLEAN, of Ohio, who is running for governor
the democratic ticket, has tapped his second
barrel. Like Mark Hanna, he soon will be getting
down to the flower pots and oyster cans.
FRANCIS SCHLATTER, the "healer' who is in
Chicago, is having considerable trouble in matri-
monial affairs. Ever since Francis got that thank
of hair and bone" the stuff has been off.
DEWEY is to be presented with a loving cup on
his return. Let's see! Yes they still sending
both bad and good men to the rock pile for loving
the cup too ardenty. That gift smacks of 'treason
AFTER display of guns and the generous use
of two pound clubs, several over-fed policemen in
Chicago succeeded in arresting and locking up
seven-year-od boy. They deserve promotion-to
Spain.
The Prison Congress holds it's annual meeting
about the latter part Of Sept, at Hartford, Conn.,
Questions pertinent to prison reform and the ref
ormation Of the prisoner will be discussed in it's
various aspects.
HoBsoN, in his quite retreat in Hong Kong, is
unnoticed as is bat during the diurnal period.
This awful blow to Hobson-a blow which is
surrounded with as much mystery as that which hit
Billy Paterson.
AFFAIRS between England and the Transvaal
continue with the undated hostility. The
controversy has reached a momentous aspect and
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07
ONO REPUBLICANS.

II there has been one thing to cheer
the Democratic heart of late 1t was
the false hope OF Republican discord
and disruption in the State Of Ohio.
The press of this state, particularly
the Helena Independent, could see
nothing but a storm brewing among
Ohio Republicans. When Hanna and
Foraker locked horns and when 1t
came to seating contesting delega.
lions there would be music In the air.
Ohio Republicans held their state
convention last week, and there was
nothing but harmony from first To
last. All local and personal differ
ences were cast aside for Uncommon
good OF the party. 1t was oneof the
largest conventions yer held In the
state, the speeches Of Foraker, Hanna,
Foster pnd Others were OF the same
tenor as regards harmony and a
united front In the battle against the
common enemy. Every mention oi
President Mckinley and his splendid
administration brought forth ire
mendous cheering. The Republicans
of Ohio did not have to toss up u
copper to determine what will be the
issues with them. The issues are
clearly defined in the platform adopt
ed. There IL no evasion or CquivOca-
ton. IL adheres to the principles de-
clared by the st. Louis platform; en-
dorses the administration OF McKin.
ley; criticises the principles and pol
icy of the last Democratic national
administration, and mentions the
restoration of prosperity and conf
dence and the extensive growth OF
trade and commerce since the inaug
%uration OF Mckinley; the magnificent
achievements OF the army and navy
are praised and recent notifications
in the civil service rules are com.
mended, as Is also the state legiSla'
ture for passing antitrust In Tvs
Judge George n. Nash, Of Column.
bus, Ohio, was nominated for COVER
nor and ex-Congressman John A
Caldwell for lieutenant governor.
National issues will cut no small
figure in the campaign, something
the Republicans will invite rather
than evade. With a full vote we be
lieve Ohio will he found safe in the
| Republican column next November.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

The Bozrman Chronicle says when
Governor Stcunenbcrg of Idaho was
elected the opinion prevailed quite
generally that the big, imperturbahle
country editor would not make a
very imposing governor. But events
in the Cpur d'Alenes have brought
out the good that is in him and
proved tn the American, law-luving
people OF that state that he IL n
strong executive, intent upon per-
forming his duties regardless Of labor
agitators. dynamite fiends and syc-
0phant politicians.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07
Would Not Suffer So Again for Fifty
Times Its Price.

awoke last night with severe
pains In my stomach. never felt SO
badly in all my life. When | came
down to work this morning | felt SO
weak | could hardly work. l went
to Miller & Mct'urdy's drug store and
they recommended Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem
cdy. 1t worked like magic and one
dose fixed me all right. 1t certainly
IL the finest thing L ever used for
stomach trouble. | shall not be with
out 1t In my home hereafter, for l
should not are to endure the suffer
ings OF last night again for fifty times
its PRICE,. I'll. Wilson, Liveryman,
Burgettstown, Washington Co., Pa.
This remedy is for sale by all drug
gists.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07
Safety of Steel Rails,

In England micro-photography is APP
piled to the study OF the composition
Of steel rails in order to determine
what changes are produced by use, and
what the causes of breaking ire II
has been found, among ether things.
that a rail begins TO Gsteriorate AT tie
;Gp iaste0d of the bottom, rs hereto
'crr supposed. The first Indication Of
deterioration Is Il hardening Of the
surface ofthe rail under constant pre-
SURF from the wheels Of trains. tbs
har'cninri is followed ly minutecracls.
which gradually deepen and cause
breakare unless the rail is removed in
time.-Youth's Companion.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

1t appears that a vote Is being
taken by counties to determine what
tree will be designated as the state
tree. So far, with only four counties
to hear from, the pine IL In the lead
with fir a close second. We are I'M
able to learn whether any votesfrom
Fergus county have been received or
not. However, 1t is not a matter OF
vital Importance. As the greater
population is in the mountainous
region where pine and fir chiefly
abound, the champions of the Cot
tonwood and Balm OF Gilead would
stand no show In the contest. Like
the state flower, the hitter root was
chosen when it IL not to be eel In
one-half Of the counties in the state.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

Hello! why do you run SO fast?"
II am hurrying down to Tailor
Neilsen's."
"What do you want down there?"
81 will see his spring and summer
samples"
"Are you going to order a suit
from him?"
eyes, OF course; can't you-see that
this garment was made at Tailor
Nelson's shop? And now / want
another suit from him before he gets
too much to do, and he guarantees
the suit for a year"
"Then 1 will also go down to-
morrow and get a nicesummersuit."
eyes; don't forget that he lives op-
posite the Day House. He has
worked In such large cities In Europe
as Paris, Berlin, Vienna, Copenhagen
and Stockholm"
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

A Union Pacfc express train was
held up at Wilcox, Wyoming, last
Friday night and the express car
blown up and completely destroyed
with dynamite. The safe was blown
open and contents taken, though it
H. said the robbers secured but little
money. Several Of the train hands
we're injured but none killed. 1t Is
about time every state in the Union
passed "A law making such hold-ups
a capital offense. A speedy trial and
swift execution of those convicted
would render such crimes less fire.
Quent.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

The ancients believed that rlleuma-
tism vas the work of a demon with
in Il man Any one who has had an
attack Of sciatic or intlammatory
rheumatism will agree that the infic-
ton IL demOniac enough to warrant
the belief. 1t has never been claimed
that Chamberlain's Pain Balm would
cast out demons. hut il will cure
rheumatism, ana hundreds bear tes-
ment. One application relieves the
pain, and this quick relief which it af-
fords is alone worth many times its
cost, For sale by all druggists.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

Decoration day was generally OBJ
served throughout the country. Our
brave boys in the Philippines will be
with US next year and the day should
be made memorable by decorating
the graves OF the soldier dead Of two
wars. 1t is quite certain that the
remains Of Hall and Meyersick will
be brought back and laid to rest In
the Lewistown cemetery. II so, a
suitable monument should be erected
to their memory and dedicated on
Decoration day. Every effort should
be made to this end. Fergus county
has contributed some gallant sol.
diers to the Philippine war and those
who have fallen in the line of duty
should be gratefully remembered.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

The speakership contest has sim
mered down to Sherman OF New
York and Henderson OF Iowa, Hop
kins of Illinois having withdrawn in
favor OF the latter. As Mr. Hender-
son has been promised votes from
Massachusetts and several othtr
eastern states there is little question
but he will be the successor Of Thos.
b. Reed. No better choice could be
made than that OF tae one-legged
veteran of Iowa while the west IL
entitled to the spcakership.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

John Il. Altgeld has announced his
purpose of resigning from the ways
and means committee of the Demo
cratic national committee. Altgeld
has been an awful load To carry and
be has probably received a bunch.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

The Great Falls Tribune says,
prosperity among the masses will
come about the time that Bryan is
elected and free silver is a fact"
Holy smoke. Do you want the
"masses" to wait a thousand years?
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

The ARGUS is prepared to do all
kinds OF ordinary and fancy job
work In the latest styles and at
lowest prices. We have the finest
stock OF job stationary ever brought
to the county and will be pleased To
submit samples and quote prices on
any work desired.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

With the output of the gold mines
nearly n million a day, the insuffi-
cheney Of 'the money of final redemp-
ton" will become a phrase Of the
dead past, says the indianapolis
Journal.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

The United States and Spain have
kissed and made up. Our minister
at Madrid has been cordially received
aud n friendly greeting has been ex-
tended to Due d'Arcos at Washing
ton
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

Iowa, South Dakota and Nebraska
were visited by %tornadoes last week.
It's n dull week when some OF the
Mississippi valley states have none
to report.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

Pneumonia, la grippe, coughs, colds,
Group and w%hooping cough readily
yield to One Minute Cough Cure. Use
this remedy in time and save Doctors
bill-or the undertaker's. c. +. Little.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07
The American line steamer Paris is
still a fast boat-fast on the rocks.

Decoration day was observed at
Manila. The graves of nearly 800
soldiers were covered with flowers
and Orations delivered.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

Prostrations from heat are reported
in Chicago. Possibly the hot wave
ia travelling west, II that is the case
il must be coached by a snail.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

1t makes no difference how bad the
wound II you use DeWitt's Witch
Hazel salvc; it will quickly heal and
leave no scar. c. L. Little.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07
Wood Wanted.

Gilkerson & Chandler are prepared
to pay cash for irewood OF every de-
scription. Office at Stuart & Paul
ing's.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

Tornadoes played brief engage
ments in Kansas last week.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07

LEwIsTowN, MONT. June Z, 80.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1899-06-07
fergus County argus.

PUBLISHED WEEKLY BY
JOHN M ROOMAN, Editor & Prop'r,