The Republican journal., 1899-10-12
A Magical Life Saver is DR.. Agnews

A Magical Life Saver is Dr. Agnew's
Cure for the Heart. After years OF pain and
agony with distressing Heart Disease it
| gives relief in thirty minutes. Thos. Petry
| of Aylmer, Que, writes Il had suffered
| for five years with a severe form of Heart
| Disease. l was unable to attend to business
| The slightest exertion produced fatigue. Dr.
Agnew's Cure for the Heart gave me in
slant relief, four bottles entirely cured me-"
Sold by Kilgore & Wilson and A. A. Howes
4 Coll.
"Do you make special terms to bridal par
ties? asked the innocent-looking bride
groom
Yes replied the honest clerk, I'VE
always charge 'em double rates. fOhio
| State Journal.
Skeptics Turn Believers and are
Cured. when l read that DR.. Agnew's
| Catarrhal Powder could relieve Catarrh IN
10 minutes | was far from being convinced,
I tried ia single pntf through the blower
afforded instant relief stopped pain over
the eyes and cIeansed the nasal passages.
To-day | am free from Catarrh" B. l..
| Egan's (EastOn, Pa } experience has been
that of thousands OF others and may be
yours Sold by kilgore & Wilson and A.
| \. Howes & Cop
Cooper, how white you're getting"
Cooper passed his fingers through his hair
and replied:
AT any rate, there's plenty of it,"
Oh came the retort, mine preferred
death 10 dlshonor."
Skin Fruptions Cured for Soc. Eczema,
letter. SaJ Hheum, BARRIERS ltch, all itch
ing and burning skin diseases vanish when
/ DR.. Aguew's Oiutment is used, II relieves
in day and cures quickly. Nocase of Piles
which application will mt comfort ia
few minutes Try it. 50 cents Sold by
IlUbTp Wilson and \ A HHWpS
Co.'s
Have you Married in Haste?'" she asked
of the young man behind the counter in the
bookstore.
4 have he replied ''hut it's all right
now. l was divorced at leisure [Chcago
Post.
Proved Priceless. Ruby coats and elm
namon flavor. Dr. Aguew's Liver Pills are
household tavorltes. Impurities leave the
system. The nerves are toned. The blood
is purified. The complexion is bright and
ruddy. Headaches vanish and perfect
m ii It'll follows their use 10 doses 10 cents.
Sold nv itilgore & Wilson and A. A. How es
& Coll.
Jaggles-Marrag is the one union where
a man should never 60 on strike.
Waggles-That's so. If he does he will
find himself locked out.
~ heSluent InySclldu l udu $ W udl gu
could rightly call DR.. Won STAINS Pineapple
Tablets-for after all how few are the family
com plants that cannot be reached and treat
ed directly through the stomach. These
wonderful little physicians Us OF them IN a
box-10 cents)-heal all stomach disorders
in Ola or young-incipient cases or chronic
cases-they are pure and palatable. Sold
by Kilgore & Wilson and A. A. Howes &
Co-15.
| Fogg-For heavens sake, how much more
are YOU going to eat of that salad? You've
put away half-gallon of it already.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. I've only eaten a
mouthful.
Fogg-That's what 1 said Harlem Life.
At this Season of the year there are al
, ways many deaths, particularly among chill
dren, from summer complaint, diarrh9a,
dysentery cholera morhus, cramps, etc,
and every one ought to know that sure
and speedy cure can easily be obtained by
taking PERRY DAVIS PAIN KILLER in sweet
ened water every half hour. 1t never fails,
[ Avoid substituted there is but one Pain
Killer, Perry Davis. Price 25c and SOC.
Sillicus; why did you never marry %
Cyncus: Because l have conscientious
: scruples against divorce" philadelphia
Record.
Avoid all drying inhalants and nse that
, which cleanses and heals the membrane
:, Ely's Cream Balm is such remedy and
cures Catarrh easily and pleasantly. Cold
III the head vanshes quickly. Price 80 cents
at druggists or by mail.
Catarrh caused difficulty in speaking and
to a great extent loss of hearing. By the
use of Ely's Cream Balm dropping of mucus
has ceased, voice and hearing have greatly
improved j. W. Davidson, Atty at Law,
Monmouth, III.
Pretty close to the mark. Edith, aged 81:
w hat are hus Stands ?'' Ethel, aged 3: why
/ husband things you tie strings on to to
make them remember to buy thingsn' Phil
AIDE lpha Record.
blood. Burdock Blood Bitters makes pure
blood. Tones and invigorates the whole
system.
The caller: Il should like to look at some
safeties. ''IT he shopkeeper Eyes sir; bicycles
or razors ?" Ionkers Statesman.
'Tisn't safe to be day without DR.. Thorn
} as Eclectric Oil in the house. Never can
tell what moment accident is going to
happen.
''The goldfish" said the professor, "lays
considerably more than a million eggs" sit
is exceedingly lucky for the Goldfish that she
doesn't have to cackle over every egg" said
, the student who came from the country.
, Tit-Bts.
Everybody's liable to itching piles. Rich
and poor, old and young-terrible the tor
ture they suffer. Only one sure cure.
Doan's Ointment. Absolutely safe; can't
fail.
9 And Women Can't. Ida: "Would you refer
1 to the wind as feminine ?' Gerald: Il should
think not" Ida: "But why not, Gerald? ?"
Gerald: Because it can whistle" [Chicago
3 News.
+ No such thing as Summer complaint
q where DR.. Fowler's Extract of Wild Straw
berry is kept handy. Natures remedy for
looseness of the bowels.