The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-07-27
Along the Kansas Nile,

Eugene Ware says that Ingersoli has
gone to the Milky Way to start a cream
cry.
Governor Stanley. It IL said, has given
up the idea of closing the Klondike at
Leavenworth.
Governor Stanley believes that Kansas
has too much politics and that the leg
islatures meet too often.
The other day Bill Morgan. state prin-
ter, and J. r.. Burton had a racket IN
which Morgan, ended up by saying that
he was for Baker for senator.
Salina Republican: A man who goes
about in the wolks OF life bearing the
burden Of the name of Van Voltenberg.
Is working on the streets, paying out his
fine of Is and costs for q drunk.
The Lawrence Journal notifies the min
listers that the men are not going TO
church because the sermons are monoto-
nous. It says that II the Journal should
talk on one subject all along IL would
lose its subscribers.
Senator Lucisn Baker evidently was
born to demonstrate that In Kansas q
man can succeed politically without try
ing to Control" without being tricky,
and without maintaining a hypocFiticAl
and badly oyer-worked glad hand
The John A. Martin post Of the @. A. r.
at Atchison has passed resolutions In
dorslng Mckinley and Henry Clay Evans,
and asserting that It Is shameful the way
the president has been annoyed BY com
plants and petitions against Evans.
Will White OF Emporia Is out in q sig
cling roast OF o. II. Coulter, the promi-
nent G. A. r. man Of Topeka, who II
fighting Henry Clay Evans. He says that
Coulter was a bounty man. didn't enlist
until 1854, and is professional old sol
der
VIII White OF Emporla started a Boys
News column, to which al the boys con-
tribute One boy by the name Of Ed Dart
sent In some items under an assumed
name in which I'd Dart was doomed for
all that was out. Mr.. Dart viii be Cover
nor or Kansas some day.
June and May are months Of love. d.
vorce suits in these months are rare In
Emporia In FIVE years 40 suits for divorce
have been fled. Thirty-one OF these were
filed in the month OF April, - in March.
q in November, y IN February. July, Au-
gust and December, % In September. Is
ia January and October. II In May. and u
In June.
In every Kansas town there Is q Legend
among young. whiskerless boys that they
once followed a WadiEg party Of girls. b
much incTedulIty had met Z number q
such claimants in Atchison that when
they recently followed q wading party
they brought the bugKy-wblps Of the
giris back to town to prove that they
had followed them.
ingalls, has started out 6neiy n kan
sas politics BIZ telling a story by Uhscs
he seeks 20 intimate that every Kansas
editor who has recently said anything IN
criticism Of John J. ingalls, was bought
by John J. ingalls, "a the legislature II
1873. By this sort Of fangisftcai display
Ingalls, Il going 90 laSc In Kansas politics
again about as lang a. cream pun IN 4
cyclone.
Ike Lambert studied law IN Bob fageF-
SOILS law Office. ard tells this story;
Douglass. the eoioreA orator. Vas invited
10 Peoria 10 speak: the hotel W0uldn
permit him 20 appear in tie dining-reom.
but said his meals would be seat 20 htEs
IN his room The COMMITTEES didn't Ealt
Douglass to realize the Situatscns and call
ed on Ingerson 10 manage u 90 that
Douglass would rot feel sighted fngeg-
SOL came down 20 TIE hotel and Invited
Douglass 70 bis Own Aoms-
The valuation o. planes made ~ KaS-
sas assessors huctnates srsn more tar
they are assessed at Ills each In JET
fsrson e0anty. Sls.ss eaeh- Clark cous-
~ evidently has 6 good grade a ptsnos.
for Il values them 81 SO each. while STAT
ford csanfY ccftsfniy has as poor q
quality OF pianos IS II has q Wagons.
bUEsies. watches and hogs. fOF 4 eaiy
values ifs plaao9 ~ eI7.eL EIisuoFth
sFsizs seeond IN poor aRallsfsa. wffh SO -
piaBsE. and GRAFT eounty third. vita 50
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