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Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08
THE BOOBINGLES.

MY dear" said Mr.. Boobingle, glanc-
ing up from his paper, Il remark
considerable decline in the stock mar
ket. If this continues much longer,
you will have to dc without your new
bonnet
Indeed. l shall not, Mr.. Boobingle,"
rejoined his wife. for the last four
years you have remarked the very same
thing at just this time when the spring
styles commenced to appear and L have
made, unmade and remade my old hat
times enough This time l must have
a new hat"
But you look so charming in that
Boobingle, having as usual recourse
to fiattery to gain his point; land l am
sure you never can find anything half
as suitable for your style OF beauty"
Mrs. Boobingle appeared touched by
this delicate compliment, remembered,
however, that she had been caught by
such remarks on several previous oc-
casions, and resolved therefore to be
wary.
Thank you, my dear. for the COM
pliment." she replied, sweetly, but l
really think | can find a bonnet that
will look just as well and at the same
time be new. | am sick and tired of
that old thing"
But. my love-" exclaimed her hus-
band, when you bought it you said it
was Dprfectl-- Sweet
so it was at that time" replied the
spouse. "but we must change our ideas
with the times. and when l was in
town today | saw some real dears OF
bonnetS"
L presume you call that frightful
monument the minister's wife wore
last Sunday a real dear" said Mr. Boo
bingle, sarcastically. The price of it
may have been high enough. but il
obstructed my view to such an extent
that l could not see the front part OF
the church at ALL"
II hope l have better taste than
Mrs. Goodman" replied Mrs Boobin-
gle. modestly at really is pitiful the
way she dresses
How much do you think you would
need for a hat that would suit your
ideas?" asked Mr.. BOobingle. seemingly
submitting to the inevitable.
Il think l could get along with $50,
she responded, laying down her needle
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

Pierre 'Astorg-Served under Simon
de Montfort, Compile de Toulouse, at
the battle Of Maret. 1918 in which the
King of Arragon was killed. Bernard
d'Astorg-A crusader serving under
Alphonse, Compile de Toulouse. Gull
laume d'Astorg-Present at the Fol ct
Homage rendered May 1921, by Main
froid de Chateauneui. Pierre d'Astorg
-Seigneur de Noaillac, Limausin, in
1868. Adhemar d'Astorg-Served in
1898 in Gascony and Flanders. Ber-
nard d'Astorg- Served against the
English. 1889 and 1886. Pierre dAs-
tOrg - Seigneur de MOntbartier,
Guienne, 1890. 1885. Jean Jacques
d AstOrg Married Anne de MOntclair;
served against the English in 1440, AZ.
80. Jacques d'Astorg- Seigneur de Sc
greville. married Jeanne de Beaufort.
Jean Jacques d'Astorg - Married
Jeanne de Verdale. Jacques d'Astorg
knight of the Order Of st. John Of
Jerusalem. Antoine 'Astorg-Baron de
Montbartier (Haute Garonne). Served
in Italy under Francois Iier Married
Marguerite, daughter OF Roger, Baron
of Montespan. Dec 10. 1905 Antoine
d Astorg- Seigneur de Montbartier
and Governor in the Diocese of Tou-
louise. Married Gabrielle de GOiren de
Lux in 1858. His will is dated Feb. %
1887. The Chateau de Montbardier.
Guienne, was destroyed by the Ligue
in 1911. Joseph d'Astorg- Marquis de
Rouquepine. Married Miremonde de
Nun, Nov. 10, 1892. Compile d'Aubar-
EIDE BigOrre, by gift of Raymond de
Goirans. his aunt. Dame d'Aubarede
Paul d'Astorg-Seigneur de Aubarede.
Governor of Sedan, Marechal des
Camps Married Gabrielle de Mauleons,
daughter of Giraud de Mauleons Bar
or de Barbazon, July 81, 1929. Jacques
d'Astorg-Comte d'Aubardede, Baron de
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

General Manager Underwood of the
Baltimore and Ohio railroad, has plan
to unity and simplify the titles of Of
ficials. Several of the officers have
duties to perform which are not shown
by their official designation, and ON
July 1st the following changes will De
made: Harvey Middleton. now gen.
eral superintendent of motive power.
will be mechanical superintendent in
charge of all shops, and the construc-
ton of and repairs to locomotives and
cars. David Lee, engineer mainte-
nance of way, lines west of Ohio river.
will be superintendent maintenance OF
way. trans-Ohio division, and ID. A.
Williams will be superintendent OF
stores.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

wish to buy certain volumes. He has
received hundreds OF letters from
clergymen from all parts Of the coun-
try, congratulating him on the stand
he has taken in the matter. One pro-
fessor of an Ohio college wrote him to
postpone the burning of his books for
just one month and reflect on the mat
ter. Mr.. Waggoner has been busily
engaged recently in answering these
letters. The men who have writ
ten him kind words he thanks. and
those who have esScyed to criticise he
endeavors to show the error OF their
harsh words. Several agnostics have
visited the city and called upon him.
Long interviews have been the result.
and the men who came to denounce
him have gone away in a thoughtful
mood
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

Barbaron, Seigneur de Thuy Mory Gin
don and Belmont: married lIilaire Gle
Busca. daughter CT Baron de Peyrusse,
Feb. .. 1852 Jean Jacques d'Astorg-
Born in France, Jan. IS, 1864. Fed to
Germany upon the revocation of the
edict of Nantes in 1863 Married Anne
Marguerite Eberhard in 1892. Died in
Nussloch, near Heidelberg, Baden,
April ., I'LL. Felix Astor-Son OF the
foregoing. born at Nussloch, 1893. Mar
ried Eva DOrathea Freund in 1889. Died
ar Waldorf. near Heidelberg, Baden,
Aug. 10. 1868. Johanne Jacob Aston
Born July Z, 1924. Married Marie Mag
delene Vorfelder, July s. 1866. Died at
Waldorf. April 10. 1916. John Jacob
Astor-BOrn at Waldorf, July II. 1868.
Removed to America in 1884. Married
Sarah Todd, Sept. 10, 1875. Died in
New York. March %, 1913.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08
Their Eayorite CoIOrS.

The Sultan of Turkeys favorite col
or is dark red. The German Emperor
likes his uniforms blue and red, and
covered with gold embroideries. The
King of Greece, who dOns his uni
forms as seldom as possible. has a
marked preference for light cOlors. The
Emperor of Austria has preference
for gray, while the Emperor of Russia
likes dark green uniforms. and the
King of Italy, excepting the rare Oc-
casions when he appears in a general
uniform, generally wears black.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08
CARRIES MEALS TO WORxMEN.
How an Enterprising Pennsylvania Boy
Is Making His Fortune.

rs making His Fortune.
From the Philadelphia Record: Thos.
Mintzer, a 14-ysar-old lad of Consho-
hocken, is probably the most energetic
youngster In Montgomery county.
a week and only works on an average
OF six hours a day. His business i:
meal carrier. About three months age
Tommy called on the employees Of the
different mills and offered to carry
their meals for Is cents week. AS
many OF the mills are running night
and day his offer included suppers as
we'll as dinners. Most of the en-
ployes were paying % cents week for
the same service, and the boys offer
was promptly accepted. At first Tom
my was able to carry the dinners IN
large express wagon, which was hauled
by a goat, bat as he steadily gained
customers it became nece ssary to get
a large push cart, which he fitted up
with shelves. His business finally in
creased so much that he had to hire a
horse and wagon. His customers now
number $50. In order to give general
satisfaction Tommy starts out with the
dinners at II a. m. and delivers those
that are farthest away. He then makes
a second collection at 1l:45 o'clock,
and, as these customers work in mills
near their homes, the boy manages to
have all the dinners delivered by 12:0o
noon. His weekly collections average
$3.50 and as he pays $3.50 for the use
of the horse and wagon it leaves SD
clear, which is more than some of his
Oldest customers earn in the mill.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08
To Remove scorched spots.

Here is a valuable recipe which
every careful housewife should pre-
serve if she would have beautiful In
ems. Take the juice OF two peeled
onions and put into half an ounce Of
finely cut white CASTLE soap and two
ounces OF earth from the druggist;
mix together and stir III one cup Of
vinegar: stand over the fire and let il
boil thoroughly. Let the mixture cool
before using. When linens are badly
scorched spread the paste over the
brown spot and leave ill dry; then
wash out the linen after which opera
ton the scorched spot viii be found
to have disappeared.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

work. and preparing for the struggle
which she knew was sure to come
'Thirty-five dollars, My dear. do
you think | have been up in the KlOn-
dixie or used to be cashier in a bank I?
Thirty-6ye dollars, indeed! Why, my
hat never costs over S."
Yes, but your hats have no trim
ming on them and therefore are not so
expensive"
seph, s35 for a hiatt" And Mr.. Boo
bingle blew a long whistle to signify
his surprise.
Now, dear, you know | paid $40 for
my last bonnet, which you like so
well" replied his better half, thus turn
ing his own weapons against him,
land besides l must tell you what Mr.
Neighborly, who lives just across the
street. said about you dear Blodgett
Mr.. Neighborly said he thought you
were. the best man to your family he
ever saw"
Mr.. Boobingle appeared nonplused
for q moment. but soon asked timidly:
Don't you think, darling, you could
get along with $40 this time and next
fall you can find just the prettiest
hat you can find?"
But his wife was resolute. Only too
often had she looked forward to that
fallacious next year." only to find that
when it had at last arrived it was still
next year, and did not produce one of
those round pasteboard boxes, which
usually contain some creation" dear
to the feminine heart.
What an ideal" she exclaimed "a
fine hat, indeed, would have if l had
to buy it with that sum. Why, you
would be ashamed to be seen with me
attired in such rig. No, sir, | must
have SIS or nothing. But understand,
Mr.. Boobingle, that if | cannot have a
new bonnet | shall insist upon your
resigning from the Hearty Eaters club
and saving your dues, which, as l un-
derstand, amount to $50 per year"
This club was composed of lot of
convivial spirits. who, in their younger
days. had belonged to an association
which rejoiced in the euphonious name
of the Bowler Bachelors" The Bowler
Bachelors club had been started by a
man named Bowler, and each member,
before being admitted to the club, was
Obliged to take a solemn oath never to
marry and to forswear all intercourse
with the gentle sex. For about two
years the "Bowlers," as The town peo-
pie dubbed them. thrived, and the dear
est wish of each sprouting adolescent
was to become a member of this cele-
brated organization and thus enjoy the
| luster which it lent to all who belonged
to it,
All went well with the "Bowlers' I'M
| til one day an awful event occurred, an
event which brought a blush of shame
on the unsullied brow of every mem
Der. This blow came wrapped up in a
pure-white envelope and read as Col
| lows: MIR. and Mrs. Samuel Sweet
youth invite you to the marriage of
their daughter. Susan Sweetyouth, TO
Mr.. Buncombe Bowler, Feb. IL, 1SS-.'
BuncOmbe Bowler to be married. Be
| trayed by their president! Such were
| the thoughts that traversed the con-
| fused minds of the Bachelors, each one
of whom had received one of the hand
enely engraved invitations, and one
id all they hurried to the house OF
he founder Of their anti-marriage
club.
Here tumble OF reproaches. appeals
and threats fell upon the dazed head oil
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08
A Shining Eyample.

Philadelphia North American: I'm
in favor of holding all We get" SAID
the statesman.
DO you think that good national
policy?"
Its the principle on which, | may
say-hem,- success in public life
is founded"
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

The earnings of the Chicago Great
Western Railway, Maple Leaf Route,
for the third week in August, 1899,
show an increase of 81 1902. Total
increase since beginning of fiscal year
July 1sD to date, Sill ,26O.O1.
Mr.. C. A. ChristofferSon is ap-
pointed Signal Engineer, with head
quarters at St. Paul.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08
Not Their Iaupuage.

Dorothy was greatly surprised ta
learn that one of her grandfather's
hens had Matched out brood of gos-
llngs II shouldn't think they'd
mind her very WELL" she exclaimed
slowly, for how can they ever under
stand her dialect ?"-Judge
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08
Not His ObSpouieS.

Old Gentleman ito little boy who Is
smoking a cigarette)-"My boy, don't
YOU know that every one OF those
filthy weeds you smoke is a nail in
your cofin?'
We'll. faint none of your funeral, IS
it?"-Life.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08
FdeIweiss and Others.

What is your impression OF Chi
cago?" asked the 51st street man.
1T is, indeed, a garden spot" re-
sponded his eastern cousin.
"Ah, | am flattered.''
Eyes: so many beer gardens, you
know"
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08
CONSTIPATION.

WARD. So. OAK. Nov. !, ls9s.
! have been sick for some time, and
in the last four weeks spent no less than
ten dollars fer medicines. Your little
sample has done me more good than
any thing | ever took for constipation.
Please send me at once one Dollars
worth. CARL KAGEMANN.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

Charcoal is the great Italian fuel
Naples alone consumes 10000 tons OF
wood charcoal, at a cost OF from Sl6 TO
$40 per ton, the national consumption
being 100000 TONS
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

A prince Of Wales is of age from his
birth, and a chair is placed for him
en- the right of the throne in the house
of lords.-Philadelp Record.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

II your druggist doesn't keep Coats Head
ache Capsules have him order them for you,
sent by mail on receipt of price, 10 and 25c. II.
r. Coat Mason City Ill.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

"She devoted her life to Christian
science" Indeed What did she die
of?"-Brooklyn Life.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

The Jewish constantly OF Athens,
consisting Of eighty families. has taken
steps for the erection of synagogue.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

Nv doctor said l would die, but Piso's
Cure for Consumption cured me.-AmOs
Kelner, Cherry Valley, H., Nov. 23, '9o.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08
Pleasant. PaIatable. Potent.

The cheerful live longest in years
and afterward in our regards.-Bovee.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08
Tn I'm n Balloon.

The occupants of a balloon a mile
high command a radius of ninety-siz
miles.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

FITS Perme nently Cured. Nc fits nervousness after
DIST DAVIS use of Dr. kline'S Great Nerve EestOrer.
send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
DE- II. II. KLINE, Ltd, e3l Arch St. Philadelphia, ia.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

Halls Catarrh Cure
Is constitutional cure. Price, 7Jc.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

1t is selfish people who discover the
selfishness OF others.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

Perseverance often succeeds where
luck has made a failure.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

The receipts of Suez canal in 1898
were ST. ,5S1 500.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

The truest wisdom is resolute de-
mination.-NapoleOn.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

Self-reliance and courage go a great
way in human affairs.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

Easy to buy easy take. easy In action. easy In re-
sults-Cascarets Candy Cathartlc. ideal liver regU
lator and intestinal tonic All druggists, 1Oc, 2jc Soc
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething. softens the gums, reduces n
ammation allays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

Snail Food i'm Paris.
Partisan gourmands devour 100, 900
pounds of snails daily.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

The great blood
purifier Zaegels
Swedish Essence
of Life is TO be
given away free
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08
Goes Cough Balsam

The better wit is, the more danger
Gus is it.-LandOr.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge.
Shakespeare.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

When All Else Fails. Try Yi-Ki.
Cures Corns and Bunions without pain. Never fails
Drug stores mail l5c Yki Co., Craw fordsyille Ind
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

rs the Oldest and best 1t will break up cold quicke
than anything else. 1t is always reliable. Try it.
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08
Two Weeks
Treatment Free.

to readers of this paper. This medicine
cures rheumatism: Stomach. Liver and
Bowel Complaints. bn rcin0ring disease
germs from the blood. Hundreds of let
tiers like the above on file in our Office
are proving this every day. a reward
of 500 Dollars az Gold will be given 10
anyone who can prove that they are
not genuine.
A book telling all about its wonderful
cures and free sample. large enough
to convince you of its merits viii be
Marshall County independent. (Plymouth, Marshall County, Ind.) 1897-1902, 1899-09-08

IIldIItu 20 al NO WHO
to Vi. T.. ZAEGEL x co.
i. O. Box S31. Shebov-
gan. Wisconsin. 4 e.
stamp should he en-
closed in your letter to
pay the postage ON this
free sample
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ed to be religious. The best building
on their reservation is a Baptist
Church, at which nearly every member
of the tribe attends service twice on
Sunday under the administration of
native preacher.
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sure first that you make no mistake In
selecting your vocation. For exam
pie, don't think you can paint great
pictures because you can design pretty
dresses. Better be a successful dress
maker than dismal failure as an
artist. And be very certain of this:
The world is not half as foolish as you
give it credit for being. You are very
apt to be accepted as somebody
by the people whose regard is worth
the having--if you do something, in
whatever line, creditably. And be-
sides this, the only certain road TO
that worthy independence you crave
lies through the doing we'll the work
you undertake.
MARGARET HANNIs.
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Blood Cure Sent Free.

By addressing Blood Balm Co.. $50
Mitchell Street, Atlanta, Ca, any Of
on. readers may obtain sample bot
tie Of their famous B. B. B.-Botanic
Blood Balm, the greatest, grandest,
best and strongest Blood Remedy
made. Cures when all else fails, pim-
pies, ulcers, scrofula, eczema, boils,
blood poison, eating sores, distressing
skin eruptions, cancer, catarrh, rheu-
matism. Free medical advice included,
when description Of your trouble is
given. This generous offer is worth
While accepting. Sample bottle sent
all charges prepaid. Large bottles,
Containing nearly a quart of medi-
cine) for sale by all druggists at 81
per bottle. B. B. B. is away ahead
of all other Blood Remedies for curing
Blood Hnmors. Try B. B. E.
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JOHN S. MosBY,

This ended the hanging Of Mosby's
men. Thereafter they were, when
treated as other prisoners Of
Sun.
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AS the season Of the year when
pneumonia, Ia grippe, sore throat,
coughs, colds, catarrh, bronchitis and
lung troubles are to be guarded against,
nothing 'sis fine substitute" will
answer the purpose or is ''just as
good" as One Minute Cough Cure.
That is the one infallible remedy for
all lung, throat or bronchial troubles.
Insist vigorously upon having it if
nsomething else" is offered you.
Evans Pharmacy.
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Kindness to a Stranger.

Many of the readers of The OJser-
Ger will remember Prof. G. A. Mezger.
who lived for many years in Charlotte
and vicinity, and who recently died at
Frciberg, Saxony. Prof. Mezgcr was
a metallurgist and mining expert, and
was very highly educated man. For
some time Prof. Mezger lived in
Shelby, and while there became very
much attached to George A. Frick
one of the leading lawyers of that
town, who last year moved to Norfolk,
Va, for the practice of his profession.
Mr.. Frick aud his family were exceed
ingly kind to the old gentleman, and
he remembered their Kindness in IL
very substantial way, as the sequel
will show. After leaving Shelby Ire
came to Charlotte and resided awhile,
and then went off on tour for his
health. He had taken ont naturaliza-
ton papers and had been resident of
this State and he expected to return
to America when his health improved.
His last residence in America was in
Charlotte.
In January last Prof. Mezger wrote
MIR. Frick letter from Frcibcrg. Sax
ony, in vi ch he stated that he willcd
to him an. lis sister all Of his proper
ty and he directed Mr.. Frick take
charge of it at his death At the
same time he sent $2.0uO to some
bankers in New York, with instruc-
tions to turn it over to Mr.. Frick at
his death. The letter written to Mr..
Frick has been admitted to probate
before Clerk Russell, as containing
the last will and testament Of Prof.
Merger and letters tcsta.aentary we're
yesterday issued to Mr.. Frick. 1t is
understood that the estate is valued
at about 50, 900.
Mr.. Frick's many friends through
out the State will rejoice that his
kindness to stranger in strange land
resulted in this substantial token Of
appreciation. - Charlotte Observer.
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- A mans cup OF JOY resembles an
after dinner coffee cup, but his cup of
sorrow holds several gallons.
- Some one has said that there are
$4,000 muscles in an elephants trunk.
It was evidently packed by woman.
"Father Gunn.'' of Dickinson
county, is believed to be the oldest
person in Kansas. He has passed his
ia birthday. and is still able to walk
two miles to the polls to vote.
= The largest tree in the Eastern
hemisphere, if not in the world, is a
monster chestnut standing at the foot
of Mount .Etna. The circumference
of the main trunk at 90 feet from the
ground ia 212 feet.
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- Papa-"I hear you we're q bad
girl to-day aud had to be spanked"
Small Daughter-"Mamma is awful
strict. IfI'd known she used to be a
school teacher I'd "a told you not to
marry her"