The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-02-01
PROF. c. COLES FOR FEBRUARY
From Storms and Signs.

From Storms and Signs.
The month of February presents a
strange and striking condition of plane
tary affairs. The planets are all on
one side of the heavens, and two plan
cts In each, every other, sign. The first
and the fourth week of the month, will
be composed of Low Ebb" days, and
the second and the. third week of High
Flood" days; making a fighting COM
binatiOn Of extraordinary character
which may result in a great surprise
even to the oldest inhabtant. The
magnetic and the electric currents will
be greatly confused and unbalanced
and will cause strange electrical phe-
nomena that will interfere with the
running Of all electrical machines and
cause strange electrical storms and a
climatic condition known as the sui
eide" or "crime wind" which is indi-
Gated by a SOFT moist, warm air that
settles heavily on the earth, and drives
people to madness. Just notice the
awful crimes that the papers on both
continents will record this month.
THE STORM SIGNALS.
The excess of High Flood" days last
other side Of the world, according to
our theory given in December fore
casts. This month the "Low Ebb"
forces are together and have completely
surrounded the High Flood vital
forces, as shown on our storm calen-
dar, and what the result will be we
cannot tell, because it is a new posi-
tion in the play of the planets that has
| never been presented before, to our
| knowledge. And, a great sea of gas
eous matter is passing over the sun,
which, If break occurs in it any time
between the 4th and 18th, the 14th and
18th, or the goth and 9th, will cause
| awful storms and floods, blizzards and
snow blockades Those living along
rivers and streams should keep a care
| full watch out for the safety of their
| property, and their families. If a break
| does not occur then very unreasonable
| weather will predominant and much
| sickness will result from the gorged
| condition Of rivers and streams-na-
| lures open seWers-which are filled
! with deadly germs imprisoned in ice
| the warm sun rays will burst their
| prison doors and allow them to escape,
| and an epidemic of fevers and bowel
| troubles will follow.
WARNING WORDS.
The first and the last week Of this
! month will be, with the exceptions of
| the fourth and the twenty
| composed of Low Ebb" days and any
| business transactions performed on any
of these davs will eventually fail of
! success.-The La Grippemonia will con-
| tinue to spread over Europe and Amer
| lea, and will take on a new combination
which may prove more fatal in its char
| acter.-The shadow of the planet,
| known as the "Back" or Death STAR"
| will pass over the Roman empire this
month and great sorrow will be al
| most sure to follow.-More earthquake
| shocks will be felt during the present
| month, and destructive hurricanes will
| sweep over land and sea.-From the
23d to the 2Sth will be danger days for
| sick people, as the magnetic currents
! will be very much unbalanced at that
| time.-High gales and sleet storms will
| do much damage, and Jack Frost" will
so south on foraging expedition.
VALUABLE INFORMATION.
| During the present month every
! hOuSenOlu should Durn halt teaspoon
full Of ground coffee and a small pinch
Of saleratus every other morning at
! least, for it will drive away MANY of
| the disease germs that are accumulat-
| ing for the purpose of making an at
| tack upon some member of your fam
! lily.
| Anyone wishing to know the proper
days to prune grape vines, trees,
bushes and the like this month, or the
days to sow tomato seed to assure a
good CROP; or when to set hens and
| start incubators so as to hatch out
strong, healthy "peeps," and other in
formation most valuable, may have the
same all free, for postage, by address
ing the undersigned as follows:
Prof. c. Coles,
Editor Storms and Signs.
| Kingston, Pa, u S, A Ian y 1890