Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1899-03-22
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charge against you?
My husband suffers terribly from
the cold "Do you really think he
feels Ii more than other people, OF does
he only make more fuss about itT'
lie Have you read Kipling's Depart
mental Dittiesf She-You don't mean
10 tell me that he has taken up the de-
partment stores? What won't he try
next?-Cineinnat Enquirer.
~ suffered nearly all night from in
somnia," said the drummer. I'D bet
YOU. two dollars" roared the country
landlord, that they amt one OF 'em in
my house. Indianapolis Journal.
Were you out in al that rain" asked
the Clifton girl NO" said the young
woman from Boston, Il was merely In
the portion of the rain that descended
In my immediate vicinity.
Enquirer
Mr.. J.-What would you suggest, doc
tor, for insomnia? DR.. Pillsbury-I
would suggest that you attempt to sit
up with Il sick man and give him his
medicine every hour for Il few nights
Leslle's Weekly.
Actress Marie (excitedly) 49, They
found man under the bed In room six
teen last night. Actress Ethel-And
only think, Maric we could have had
that room and got our names In the
newspapers.-Judge.
'Do you mean to assert that you new
er saw an honest horse race?" inquired
the sportsman. WELL" answered Mr..
!Corntossel, Il reckon the hoss was hon
est enough; but l alters will have my
s'piclons about the Jockeys"
He had just finished a fairly good
dinner which the housewife had set be-
fore him, and rose To- go. But" she
protested you said you'd saw wood"
Not at all, madam" he replied; Il said
| saw wood. d."-Chicago Post.
On board ship wife was trying to
comfort her seasick husband, and
change the current Of his thoughts:
Darling. has the moon come up yet?'
she asked. 1T has. If l swallowed It,"
was the weak-voiced reply Western
Medical Review.
Foreign Visitor (proudly)-In my
country We have one law for prince
and pauper American Host-Same
way here. 1t doesn't matter whether
4 man Is beggar or millionaire, he's
got to obey the law, unless he's got q
pull.-New York Weekly.
Fond Parent-What is the matter,
Bobby? You don't generally keep on
crying after your father has given you
beating. Bobby know it. But he
says I've got to sit down and think it
over. Before, I've always stood up
and forgotten it.-Life.
Mr.. Muchblest-Yes, doctor, l have
frightful cold; but what did you say
was your special method Of treatment?
Physician-We strike at the cause OF
origin of the trouble. Mr. Muchblest-
That's odd. Anyhow, you'll find the
baby In the other roOm.-BIoOklyn Life.
He had come upon her doing In her
hammock, and when she woke up she
accused him of stealing kiss. "Well."
| will admit that the temptation was
too strong to be resisted. l did steal
one little kiss" "Onew she exclaimed,
Indignantly; II counted eight before l
woke up."-Chicago Post
Butler, recently engaged by newly
nedged millionaire: "At what hour
would you wish to dine, sir?" Mill
lonaire-At what hour do the best peo-
pie dine? Servant depressing a smile)
oh, they dine at different times sir!
Millionaire-Good. Then / also will
dine at different times!
Miss Easte End-They tell me you
naughty Chicago men always take ad
vantage of the tunnel when you ride
through 1t. Mr.. Bluster-Yes, l gener-
ally do. Miss Easte End-And do you
really kiss girls you don't know? Mr..
Bluster-Kiss girls? / don't kiss any
girl l pass plugged quarters on the
conductor.
"This," said the police Judge, the
other morning, Is one of the most ag-
grayated cases Of assault and battery
every brought TO my official notice.
How could big ablebodied man like
you strike a deaf mute" do you's
ane that he could n'ather sp'ake nor
hare? "That's precisely what l
mean." '"rhin, sor, ply the diyil didn't
he say sow-Detroit Free Press.
Rev. DIR. Howley-My dear sir, am
minister Of the Gospel, and, as intend
preaching sermon against the stage,
thought l would ask you for ticket
of admission to your show, In order
that might see for myself the extent
Of this great immortality. Manager to
ticket-seller)- er)-Charlie, give the doctor
a seat IN the orchestra, and charge 1t to
advertising. Life.
Lady-I am going to give ball. and
l want you to polish this floor. Do You
thoroughly understand your business?
Polisher-Well, madame, you inquire
at the majors up the street. On his
ball room floor, the last party he gave,
six people broke their legs before II
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