The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-03-01
Along the Kansas Nile.

The Topeka Journal won out over the
Topeka Capital in the primaries there the
ether day
Joe Cannon says that If Jerry Simpson
were in Manila he would be shot. Posi-
bly, only half-shot.
The senate postoffice at Topeka was
robbed the other night No politicians are
suspected. The robbers got but $50.
An Atchison woman's pet cat died. She
had the skin made into rug. The other
day the rug quickly arose and had
fit.
The medical bill at Topeka, which in
cluded osteopathy as a legitimate practice
of therapeutics has been killed as being
"class legislation
Mrs. Samuels, one OF the strongest ma
ternal figures in the history of the west
is on the witness stand in Kansas CITY
in behalf OF her sons son.
The other night the guard Of the state
treasury was taken sick. Grimes couldn't
find a substitute, so he and Mrs. Crimes
guarded the treasury all night.
Duff & Repp. furniture dealers at Ar
kansas City, have purchased the furni-
ture stock Of W. c. Powers at Newton,
and will conduct It as a branch house.
Jerre Botkin's sole act as congressman
at-large from Kansas has been to take
the chsplains place one morning and
pray And for this ne received $1,000.
All literary men have crotchets. Charles
Moreau Harger Of Abilene. likes soup
best when a pretty waitress sails IN with
her pretty thumb stuck down into the
broth.
John Charlton. one Of the Oldest citi-
zens Of Lawrence. IS dead Before dying
he talked over his business affairs and
then said quietly. Now I viii 60 and
expired.
4 man AT Hutchinson walked into a
pig pen. killed the poker Weighing DO
pounds. with a club and carried HIM Of
The police are looking FOR anybody who
resembles Sandow.
It was a good thing for the legislature
10 congratulate Funston and the TWen-
-ieth by cable The regiment and 80
leader merit the most handsome compG-
ment Kansas can pay
There is z kick on the appointment OF
D.. M!uney - be physician q the IN
sane az Topeka DIT. Mlnney IS an IN
successful. young physician % Topeka
and censured a. not competent
The greatest critic IN London has made
II pcesfbIe for al he Kiplinzites and anti
Kiplingites 10 get together. This critic
saws ;hat q all living writers - poetry.
KlplirE's matter IS the most forcefli aa1
the nearest ccg-erel-
N Il. Young. w-o has besn appointed
superintendent q the Orphans Home a.
Atcrss5n. once g1t under a freight ca aid
had rs arm taken % Gar Eaich he rz-
cetved judgment f9r 3 % he Rad become
z travelling evangelist when b received
the appointment
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