The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-07-27
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va Ger stv rtlsbho,' Mr.. Mafphy So
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-chollrs dead, Cigarettes killed hin
llossti Il ". dibsGils etseist Yes
bot be- lighted The ctstfsr ifon . eissl
cite b. bod 10 b.. mo,,h
-osi dostor teeps medical battery IA
Lis cmes. Oars don't need ota Hos
does be nspsss When bic patients coed :
,hoeli H.pa. 10 tis bill.
-sbs-l'll be, vbsn Adam Hnt met
Eve he pat 90 az air Of saperioriiy Hs
We'll. lhttt yes boibips else 10 pa, 90
iasi 81 The, time.
ksietsfhocfa Were you knoesed
speschless when yos soiiided vi,h that
slossi Bloozu No; ba, my wheel VAS
knocked spo1slea
--sbs Ard vbsi viii you do II rsiu,s
70 become yoar vile -nolbins tesp, rate.
bopei hey Isb,ll 80 sssy some
where aud get job IN have 10.
-DichIe, DID, yon give year psps spd
nsmms my dinner invitstionf Yes'm /.
me ssii she'd sccept With pleasure. snd
% aid =, be wouldn't 20 II you csme
sflef bin With = policeman.
Diron Why IL !. that il 10 usually
uamsuiod women ~bo write articles Oh
"How 10 M.nsse busbspd1' HiIon--
Obiro don supposs married woman
10 going 10 sise little plan away, do ,oui
Why are you opposed 10 women on
inrissf Well, Thick the sim Of our Jury
system should be 10 have fewer instead OF
OF more Engagements,
Mrs. Hiram -Supposing. Bridget. !
should deduc, from your wages the price
Of eli the cbins you broket Bridget
Britlledish Well, mem, | guess I'd be
Ioike The chaney.
Why don'i Jon raid that gambling
hslli asked tie prominent citizen. I've
no grievance sgsinst 1t, replied the police
official. At preseut Pm sbesd Of The
game.
-Mstisr, I've tried aud tried TO get You
10 hold your Internal tongue. but you
don't seem to catch the idea thst it's no
use talking about thing you can't pre-
vent. Then, Hiram. why DOM you she,
sp'
She DO you remember how you used
10 pu. your arm around my vsis. when We
we're engaged, ten years sso' You never
do so now. He-Nc; my arm bss not
grown any longer.
Calmly Don't you think Medley |
carries bis snli.imperialism rather fsrf
Pember Il don't know. What mskss you
sski Qiiuby - He stopped his dsus hter
singing Up Ia Balloon because 1t
smscks Of expansion.
-opulsnt Fslher-in.lsw What sils
you, Gsorssf Since you have married
you seem 10 have Lost oil your ambition.
George Well, you see, cir. | reached the
height OF my ambition when | became
your son In law.
-He-Whs. . solemn expression Mrs.
Bstterses wears this evening. wonder
II she has had 40 ,fsciion OF any kindf
Bhe-Oh, no. The ensmels getting
rather old. aud she's afraid OF cracking II,
that's oil.
Watts Did you see that story about
IN arrowhead being brought up from .
depth OF more than ! 500 feet under the
sround' Potts Yes. Strikes me the
fellow ihst shot IL that deep into the earth
must have been . pretty good man in bis
lime.
Papa. Jimmie says be say a man
With On elss,ic skin that he could phil ont
like rubber Doyon think tie the truth
Well. my son. the truth can be stretched.
He has lived Ave years each 10 Boston
Ind Chicago, he oush. to bs pretty we'll
rounded out Yes. All BIO need. nov 10
lbou, Ave years in Nss York. What iori
70 forget what be has learned.
The Old Lidy Oh, Mud, see th,t
drunken bruiel Such men ought not 10
be allowed =, large. Msud-But that's
cousin Tom, suG.yl Cousin Toml Then
lhese horrid saloon keepers have been
dragging that poor boz sssinl
The Lady Il DOM believe yoa would
sork II you could. Dismal DAYTON I'D
10 any kind OF work that didn't interfere
With me principles. had . chanst TO be
, waiter onsi. only Id swors solemn
bath 10 never wear sspikelsii coat
Did be marry for money! She
hook her head doubiiuliy. Really. ]
Dsnt say. che replied. I've seen them
b1th, and - Welif Well its . toss OPP
which married TOT money. When you rec
him you think she did. aud when you /
,es her yo1 ibiak be did,
Az intelllsett isruer bss discovered
hat by planting onions and polstvcs 10 s
Ihe ssne neld 10 sllernsts rows, the
,niops become 80 strong that they bring
ears 10 The eyes Of the potatoes In such I,
'oluns ths, the roots are KEEP. moist and
J big crop 10 raised Ia spite Of the !
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