The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1899-10-07
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DOOLY ON DREYFUS.

ut was about this time, or some
years later" continues Gin'ral MERCER,
that L received ividince iv tn capn's
guilt. L made it mesilf 1t was a let
ter written be me firm tn Cap. to a
! German grocer askin FIR twinty
r-rOunds iv sausage CTurmoil in tn
| coOrt) 1t was impossible, mon colonel.
| that this here letter cud have been
written be Estherhazy. In tn first
| place, he was in Paris at tn time: in
tn sicond place, he was in London.
! TIL letter is not in his handWritin but
in tn handwritin' iv Col Pat tn Clam.
Thin again l wrote tn letter mesilf.
! Thin who Cud We written it? 1t must
| We been Cap. Dhryfuss. Cheers firm
! cOOrtO | give me reasons as they oc-
Cured to me: First, tn Armenian
atrocities; sicond, tn resignation iv
Gin'ral Alger; third, tn marriage iv
Prince Lobengula; fourth, tn scarcity
iv sarvint girls in tn sooburban towns;
fifth tn price iv gas. (Cries iV "Abase
/ tn price iv gas.'O
Cap. Dhryfuss was settin' on tn win
dow-sill whistlin' Garry Owen" an
maxim faces at tn gallant corryspon
dint iv tn Daily Wrongs iv Man. At
this point he cried out, laughingly: I
will not contradict tn gin'ral. l will
say he lies. / saw tn letter mesilf an
that man was Estherhazy." (Sensa-
tion.)
Let me ask this canal iv Jew a
question" says tn correspondent iv tn
Evening Rothscheeld Rooster a
Fr-rinchman be tn name iv Sol Levi.
ASK it," says Cap. Dhryfuss
You are a deSpicable thraitor, says
tn gallant correspondent. (Sensation)
9TH pris'nor must answer" says tn
,,-lHr x or oh "
mornin' an time to get up an dhress.
I refuse to make amy commit,
says Cap. Dhryfuss.
TIL pris' nor's remarks, uttered in
tones iv despair, caused gr-reat emotion
in tn aujience. There were angry cries
iv Lynch him." an all eyes were
turned to tn Cap.
silence" roared tn coort, bendin'
stern. infexible look on tn pris'nor
disposed fr to grant iv'ry lndul-
gence. but if outsiders persist in in
therferfn' with these proceedins," he
saws, well expelI thin firm tn room.
What does tn pris'nor think this is?''
Il thought it was a thrile,' says tn
captain. but be tn number Nv vetran
Journalists here it must be tn openin'
iv a new hotel"
Cap" says tn prisidint. what we
got 10 say " LILO LIN "AiSS ~
letter.
II did" says the Cap.
Throw him out. thin" says tn pris-
idint. 1--WE must be guided be tn laws
iv Evidence TIL witness will confine
kimsilf to forgeries. Have ye ,e'er a
forgery about ye'er clothes, mon gin
ral?"
Il wish to confront tn witness" says
Mather Blamange.
set down." says tn prisidint
Dye raymimber meetin me at din |
ner at Moosoo de Bozoo's? 1t was |
years ago, durin' tn time iv Napolyon,
befure tn big fire. If l raymimber
fright we had peas. Wasn't it a love-
ly night? Oh, dear, oh, dear, gintle
men iv tn press an mon prisidint, we
ought to have been there. Well, L says
to Gin'ral Billot, L says: 'Gin'ral, L /
says, how ARE We, anyhow" An tn
central replies: FIR an OF man, we'll
/ made uD me mind thin that tn Cap
was fnnocint, an this was befure he
was born.
"Me distinguished colleague in tn
.hrile iv this case. tn editor iv wan iv
h Paris papers,, says tn prisidint,
has received a letter firm tn military
attachay or spy iv tn Impror iv Aus
.hrich, seyin' that he did not write tn
etter referred to by Prisidint Kruger,
IN if he did it's a forgery But what
,ud We ixpiet? 1 will throw both let
ers into tn secret dossier"
Whats that?" says Matther Bla-
mango.
Its a collection iv PONIES wrote to
h Paris papers be spies" says tn
,risidint. Call Colonel Peekhart if tn
,thers ARE not through. What, you
lgain, Peekhart? Sit down, sir"
Gentlemen in Fr-rance," says Colo
lei Peekhart, 'unaccustomed as I am
o public speal1in', 1 wish to Address
e few wurruds on the situation iv
h poor in China
Assassin" Kisses tn coort
Canal, says Matther Blamange.
Mon colonel says former minis
er iv tn Fr-rinch COVER mint, who was
h policeman at tn dure? Judge
'razy tn BoOrepare is here demandin'
o be heard
"Gr-reat hivins," says tn coort. an
hey whit out through tn windows.
That night they was great excite
1ent in Rennes. TIL citizens dhrivin'
ONE their cows cud har'ly make their
Tay through tn excited throngs on tn
threet. TIL correspondents 'iv tn
inglish papers do not dare to go to
ed befure o'clock on account iv ru-
lors iv a gin'ral massacre. Madame
arab Bernhardt gave a magnificent
erformance at tn theaytre an was
idly cheered. 1t was believed in Lon
on Budapest Posen, New York,
ookham an Upper Sandusky that
france was about to parish. As
o to press tn news has excited no
in Fr-rance.
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