Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-11-25
MARTIN DOOLEY A TRAITOR
Voices Hls Sentiments on Hands
Across the Sea.
Mack And Chamberlain -Dooloy No anti EE-
panSlOnIst The Battlefield Camp
And Cabinet.

people. Oursilyli az tn hands acrost
tn sea ar-re rapidly teachin' tn be-
nighted LutheryGn an other haythin
that as a race we're oav!ncible an on
catchable. rh' Anslo-Saxon race meet
ms now goin' on In III Philippians an
South Africa oushy e. convince amy
wan that, give US q fair start, an We
can bate tn wurruld to q tillygraft
office.
"Th' war our cousins be Sir Thomas
Upton is prosecute, ~ Hogan says,
again tn foul but accurate C5cT3 is
dom more than that. It's giyla' US a
common war litlgcch0cr. I wuddent
believe at first, wkin / Tread tn dis-
patches in tn pn-apors, that mo frind
Gin'ral Otis wasn't in South Africa. 1t
was on'y whin see another chapter iv
his justly cillybrated seeryal story in
titled TIL Capture iv Porac,' that l
knew he had an imitator in tn mother
country. An, be hivins! / like tn
English la-ad's style almost as well as
our own great artists Mebbe tbs,
as tn pa-apers say, that Otis has writ
himsilf out. Anyhow, tn las chap
ter isn't thrillin'. He says, To-day tn
ARMY undher my command fell upon
tn inimy with great slaughter an
seized tn important town of Porac
which l have mintioned befure, but
he says, we ARE fortunately now safe
in Manila We see, he doesn't keep up
tn interest to tn end. Til English
pote does betther. }
4" Las night at eight O'clock he
says, we ,ou.! our 5lcLGher but in
Intrepid ARMY surrounded by wan
hundred thousan' Boors,' he says.
We attacked thin with great fury
he says, 'pursuin' thin up tn almost
inaccessible mountain side an captur-
in eight guns, which we didn't want,
so we give thin back to thin. with siv
eral Nv our own lie says. 'Th' Irish
rig'mints,' he says-'th' Kerry Rifles,
tn Land Leaguers' Own. an tn Dr'iin
Pets-commanded be tn poplar Irish
sojer Gin'ral Sir Ponsonby Tompkins,
whit into battle singin' their well
known naytional anthem-"Mrs. Inne-
ry Awkins is a Fust-class Name" Tn
Beers retreated,' he says, pursued be
tn Davitt Terrors, who cut their way
through III fugitiyes with awful
slaughter ne says. They have now
he says 'pinethrated as far as Preto-
ria he says, TIL officers arrivin' in
first-class carreises an tn men in
Ihrlclks,' he says, an ARE camped in
tn bettin'-shed, whero they ARE al
foJded ivry attintion be tn vanquished
inimy,' he says. AS lr us, he says
we decided, afther tn victory. TO IishL
out FIR Ladysm, A. hc says. IN mi
my lad similar intintions.' he says,
but tisair> skilly Gsas been vastly over
rated; he says, we bate thin, he says,
1--WE bate thin be thIrty$miles.' ii"
says.
That's where we're sthrong, Hlnnis-
sy. We may get licked on tn battle
field, we may be ciimbin' TIRES in tn
Philippians with arrows stickin' In us
like quilts, as Hogan says, into tn fret
full porcupine, or we may be doin' a
mile in five minyits fat down tn pike
that leads to Cape Town, pursued be tn
less fleet but more ignorant Beers, pelt-
in uS with guns fll Nv goold an BIZ
bles ,<but in tn pages iv histhry that
our children read we, niver turned
back on eer an inimy. ave make our
own gloryous pages on tn battlefield,
in tn camp, an ia tn cabinet meetin.
We'll, tits ali Fright f'r We to be jok-
in" said Mr.. Hennessy, "but there's |
manpy brave fellow down there that
it's mo joke to-
4'Thrue, fr ye," said Mr.. Dooley IAN
that's why | wisht It cud be fixed up |
r tn men that starts tn wars could
doth iightin'. TIL trouble is that all |
tn preliminarles is arranged be match
makers, an all they's left fr fighters Is
TO do tn Gghtin'. A mans got good
job at home, an he wants 10 make II
stronger. How can nd do il? BY |
THROWN out some wan that's 60. m
akelly good job down tn sthreet, Nov
he don't go over, as | wud, an say,
Here, Schwartzmeistor Tor Kruger, as
tn case might be-, | don't like ye'er
appearance; we made monkey iv me
in argaymlnt befure tn neighborhood,
an IL We continyue in business yen |
hurt me trade, SO here goes to move
we into tn sthreet Not that la-ad. He |
gets crowd around him, an says he: |
Kruger Tor Schwartzmeister, as tn
case may boz is no good To begin |
with, he's "a Dutcaman. II That ain,
enough. he's a cantin', hymn-singin'
murdhrous wretch that wuddent lave |