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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-07-20

1t is scientifically affirmed, that in the
thirty years which follow the change from
the girl to the woman, beginning at fifteen
and ending at fortyfve, the average woman
spends ten years of that time i'll physical
suffering caused by irregular
periods, disagreeablc drains, fc
male troubles or other derange- .l
ments of the functions of the NrI
delicate female organs. Hill g9l
Think of it One-third Of the NlIst X
best years of a wonian's life EIlflfI'i
spent in struggle with pain EEhulsl
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-07-20

Castine, like Northport, issues its
edict against Sunday excursionists. 1t
is a strange performance, these times,
but probably these towns know what
they want and don't want.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-07-20
An Epidemic Of Oiarrhoea.

Mr.. A. Sanders, writing from Cocoa
nut Grove, Fla, says there has been
quite an epidemic of diarrhoea there.
He had a severe attack and was cured
by four doses of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. He
says he also recommended it to others
and they say it is the best medicine
they ever used. For sale by Jno.
Coughlin. III Water St., druggist.
tn, tn, sat.tf
C.A9ToREA..
Bears the H'hs klnd You Have AiNays Ba4jt
''s, % &MAzleM
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-07-20

Bangor reports that the lumber bust
hess is the best that II has been since
1874 both in financial returns and the
amount Of shipments. The lumbermen.
The mill owners and the shippers all
rejoice and pray for long life 10 the
boom.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-07-20

The Bangor girls are going to wear
the proper things this fall or know the
reason why. a leading dressmaker Of
the Queen city has gone to Paris to get
the fall fashions. and her rivals Will
have 10 20 out OF the business when
she returns.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-07-20

Pretty fine weather, but there are
lots Of flies on it.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-07-20

Maine cats have been distinguishing
themselves this summer. First there
is Mr. Emery A. Hunts cat at Waldo
boro. alleged to be = years old. whose
age alone should make him famous. 4
mothcrly puss owned by Mr.. Forbes
Baker Of Steuben who already had four
children of her own was presented with
a young rat. this spring. and instead Of
using II to replenish the family larder
she adopted it and was bringing ii up
with her own babies at last accounts.
Then at West sullivan, Helen Doyle,
on going up in the hay NOW TO call on
the family cat and her two kittens.
found the kittens and small chicken
which the mother had brought for
company for her babies. never offer
ing to harm it. And there are others.
The editor of the Bath Times was i'm
pressed with several things during a
recent visit to Portland Harbor, but
nothing impressed him quite as much
as the unskilful manner in which the
small harbor steamers We're handled
and the recklessness with which they
the most decided contrast to the usual
Skilfulness and carefulness of steam
boat officers on the Kcnnebcc.
So far as known mining in Maine
never accomplished much except to en-
able some sharp persons to get the
money of some other persons who were
more trusting ana simple Yet there is
excitement going on somewhere in the
state all the time over some mining
venture or other. In the town Of Yves
ley. in Washington county gold and
silver have been discovered in some
outcroppinEs Of slate. and the peram-
bulating mining expert has viewed
them and given his head a shake of in
terest and approval. In the town Of
Marion Il copper mine has been de-
veloped to the extent Of attracting the
attention Of Wall street men
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-07-20

the people. and intends to start new
organization especially to work among
farming communities, where the people
have to go long distances to church.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1899-07-20
DatIp kennebec 3ournal.

TERMS, 800 PER YEAR.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
NICELY TAKEN IN.
Ne Knew the ways sf ths
weria Bat Got Caaght

The man In question used TO say he knew
the way Of the world as q cat knows IL,
own kittens, aud laugh at the wiles OF those
who live on their wits
He had been economising at every turn
ior q long time, saving ali that he could.
ior the holidays, were near at hard. lie
left his station the other night in the teeth
Of a blizzard. The buses had stopeed run.
ming, and he buttoned his coat collar about
bis neck with q determination TO walk
home rather than squander the price Of q
"Bea.tly night" said a tall, imposing
man, as he tapped our friend on the shoul.
with you in 4 minute" and he dashed into
the station after his bag. II we, too good
an offer to be refused, and the travelling
man put in most Of his time in thanking
his benefactor, who politely insisted that
the pleasure, was a his.
Just tell him where to drive to-" he said,
iaterj get out here. No, don't mention
It.. Glad OF the opportunity"
Now, II was horrible night, and he was
using another mans carriage, so he could
not do less than to treat the driver and
give him a cigar TO keep his nose warm. At
last the economical traveller was at home,
and he shouted CHEEKY good night" a.
started for the house:
ten something"
Thanks. What is it'" as he hurried
back, go.
"Whst" as the narrowing conviction
seized him. "Why. the other man"
THAT other man be blowed. don't know
him from q crow. You took the cab"
Then our man drowned the voice Of the
storm while he was settling, and. going in,
swore his wife to secrecy. That's the way
IL got out.-Pearson's Weekly.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
SUNKHAZER FLIES OF MAINE.
Worse Than Jerssr Mosquitoes and
kissins Bes. ysre >o chance
w'ss f,Naz.

Since reading 10 tbs newspapers of IN,
kissing bug and h;s 0uGags all the people IL
rural Maine have taken 10 capturing bug,
and insectsof all sorts and bringing the speci
mems TO town for examination by newspa
per men and naturalists. Countless are the
kinds OF bugs that have been taken "a
Bangor in bottles, boxes and preserve lars
and the capiors all seem to be sorey dis.
appointed when told that instead OF the gen.
ulne kisser they have a moth killer, a lace.
winged ily, or something quite common and
harmless.
A man came from Veazie to Bangor the
other day with ferocious. looking bug
eorked up in preserve jar and claimed the
credit OF having captured the first kissing
bug in that part Of the country. II was not
the famous kissing bug that he had, but ma.
tive bug somewhat resembling a small lob.
ster with wings.
~ don't care a hang" declared the Veazie
man, when told that he must try again.
These fellsrs kin lick the stufiin' out of
Sunkhazers, and that's what none Of your
common bugs kin do"
Not many people living far away from
Bangor know what "Sunkhazer" is like.
II is a ferocious big fly that infests the fats
and meadows about Sunkhaze deadwater,
a place in the Penobscot river where the
water IL slack and where millions OF logs
are RATED. The Sunkhszers are the pest
OF the loggers, upon whom they feast TO
their hearts content, and nothing can drive
them away. They are four times the size OF
the famed mosquitoes OF Jersey. and any
Maine man will back one Of them against q
dozen kissing bugs in a fair stand up fight
Maine folks have, probably, no kissing bugs
but 50 long as the Sunkhazers survive they
will not feel lonesome.-S. Y. Sun.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31

90 feet from tho opening, and was
ready TO leave the cove. The moon was
not yet up, but the starlight was sufii.
cient to navigate by. and I reached
Agann by II o'clock. As the big proa
l had seen was Of too heavy draught
TO run across the shoal In front Of the
town, was not surprised at her alb
sence. The lights about the goberna.
dor's quarters were sufficient indica-
tion that visitors had arrived, and
managed to sneak up the back steps
to my room without attracting ntten.
tion. II was well that I did so. for my
face was a sight. Little rivulets OF
clotted blood covered the lobes OF my
ears aud my upper lip; my eyes looked
like burnt holes In a blankets; and, al.
together, presenteda most dissi pated
appearance.
Padre Sebastiano was cordiality
itself, but ] could see that lay brother
Felipe's miracle was working in his
mind, and that he was trying to figure
II out upon natural grounds. I was
upon the point Of asking him how he
happened to find the big proa so con.
veniently Forthcoming when he de-
cided to proceed down the islands, but
reflected in time that, II I had been
fishing to the BASTARD, as I had ex.
planned, IL would have been obviously
impossible to see his flagship; so I
pumped him dry upon Ladrone data
instead.
The Agana padres regarded his visit
as complimentary In the highest de-
gree. respectfully swallowing ais yarn
about collecting materials for island
history; but l couldn't help chuckling
to myself when pictured his examina-
tion OF Fray Ignacio's mummy and It's
precious charge. Sebastiano and I
were adversaries; there now seemed
but little doubt of this fact. And the
more thought Of II the more certain
I felt that my motions were likely to be
watched during every hour OF the "a.
Every time I went sailing alone, there
was a strong probability that the big
proa would keep me well In sight. Max
ing me the cats paw to secure his
chestnuts would comfort Sebastiano's :
very liver.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31

Lpscs.cL ,.,...a o. - A., A.,
~, -. ,.,,,.' sovu o' nn
n,.h 49,. -. y. na.. sunk
hn, en-. v.,.,,." a..,., au Np'oueo, %
.h.. =. "o"'u "s'e ne,u III. ~
.i.,,. n"o ~. oce" ~, 'nn'
80. a, opo. ~ 'e.en ia'n'
sans ~. s.",, Du' .n. ss".es. 'ug 20
n..s.n. s ,. 'P"au' a.a US ,ne
a. 80. 'n "as o.''er aole
Wy ens'n was go
-, .,' no. "au mummy ou' .n.
,' W ns"' ioI 'ie sa.eo
80. "%ppoans % ."e sur,acs' : oe.
...n. "." ~ Ielu,reo more
~, s.a 81 na"' ,ne eNs we'enV-
49,. ~ , "n.n , nna,y go. my arns acros'
wy su""aie ""u ou'r,gger u was I'm
p ~ vo "noer '.'", "'
,upp., y, al n"u e''en out anu my
s' .Vnso'o"s '"o''o" ""s 10 "n'ere"
'". "e'ne' 'ehs'
rev moments the tresh AR re
,'seo me- ana 1 succeeded In crawnne
INTO the proa' inen 1 got out OF tne
''ng SUIT 'ook s'rong pun H .ne
o'anoy ""sh' aho nau,eu IN my nne
~ had run out SO rapidiy' arter fetcn,
ing ioose from 'he mast, tna' asnar
hau cauRht the o'her steer oar nno
Ja"ihed !, unuei 'ne ou'r'gge,. o.ner
w'se-"e''' o'uh ! 'ike 70 'hink VI
'na''
~ " curious VIM. ah a"e,''on one
VIII sometimes reei TOT inahima'e oo
Jecu. ! pet'ed tnat eoqu'na ahcno'
as II u nad oeen ',Ving crea.ure. roo
see, we mao gone oown INTO 'ne 'a'iey
OF the shadow toge'her' hnu pu. ior
uirec. 'h'erpos'''om VI roNiuenc'
wouia nave oeen nhe'y 10 ,ena'n
mere ! must ha,e oeeh a''oge'ner up
SET oy 'he experience, TOT a,'er ha"l
ing the rock on pon'u, ne'o u III my
zap ana almost cr'ea over"
me position OF 'he proa' over neeI
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31

END.
my mind-"Padre Sebastiano"-and
was convinced that my olenginous
shipmate was coming to pay Guajan q
visit.
Now, any companions, native or
Spanish, who might accompany the
padre were likely TO be either in his
confidence or under his influences; and
IL struck me that the sea chest might
excite more curiosity than was really
safe. So l did considerable hard think
Ing over what had been told me about
the sparsely settled portions OF the is.
land, In the effort to decide upon q
safe place for the concealment of bot h
chest and treasure II II should become
necessary. There was but one spot
that / felt sure about-Port Tarofofo
on the southeast coast. This was a
land-locked bay. surrounded by bold
rocky bluffs. and was uninhabite ed.
In an air line, II was o., miles south of
Agana; but, as the islanders never
walked or rode that distance when
they could travel in proas, there was
hut one chance In Thousand Of any
boats being seen beating in-especial-
ly rs the place had the unsavory repu-
tation OF being haunted. On the land
side there had been an old sugar plan
tation known as Mount Tarofofo farm.
but the gobernador Ind mentioned IL
rs being abandoned; and the noun
tain, or bluff. shut out all view OF the
sea.
The more I thought OF II, the more
II seemed exactly the place wanted.
II needed but the falling of few
points to head for the Cocos island in
stead OF Agana, and by half-past six !
passed II as close In shore as II was
safe to so. BY sever o'clock had
reached sufficiently to the BASTARD for
a straight ran into Tarofofo, and. 60
ing about, rounded Point Paicpouc
just at dusk. As the depth Of the wa
ter and the exact bearing OF the bluffs
were accurately shown upon my chart,
l had no difficulty In running ashore
at the westerly head of Paicpouc cove,
which judged to be completely shel.
tered from observation on the land
side. After lowering the sail. noticed
that the rocks descended abruptly to
tho water at the spot I had selected,
and was on the point OF running along
to where the chart showed a small
creek. when q slight opening attracted
my attention. The precipice was SO
close that could have tossed n pebble
against II. and the spot SO perfectly
sheltered that I felt safe In using my
lantern. Outlines were becoming in
distinct In the gathering darkness, but
the moment turned on the current Il
revealed a fssure, about four feet
wide, which led diagonaily into the
face OF the rock. There was good
three feet OF water right up to the
opening, and upon throwing the light
inside could see that II ended In q cul
de sac with perpendicular walls.
II l had searched the entire archi.
pelago II would have been difficult to
find place more perfectly suited to
| my requirements when came again,
In broad daylight, the iissure was In.
visible 100 feet away. II was mething
OF a task to unload the contents OF the
big chest, but In a short time I had
them slowed away under . tarpauliu,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31

II am reduced from ailiucnce TO beg
gary!" he faltered.
In as few words as possible she broke
their engagement.
II wish to show" she observed.
hnughtily, "that women, contrary TO
general report, do not necessarily care
for things just because they are re-
ducedl"-Detroit journal.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
sim In Drmap 4.

Martha, there's no use In CROWN
hay any more. The nutymobiles will
run horses out of business"
Don't git discouraged, Jonas. So
ciety folks will have TO have their hay
fever iis' tn samc."-Chicago Daily
Record
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
A Clnae AIcaiian-

Dick-isn't IL good to have close
friend?
Jack--Not always. Suppose you want
loan for few days. DO you think n
close friend would be the one to ap-
prOach?-Chicago Daily News.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
The Ind,yidur, A,,,,ud,

I favor business reform.
Ills needed. I'll agree.
I'll gladly work for any which
Does not begin with me.
-Washington Star.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
CHATTER XII.

had strong odds in Its favor seemed
obvious; and I began to speculate upon
how far II was safe to trust Senorita
Dorotea. Strolling down to the beach
with her, before retiring-just 10
throw Sebastiano of his guard
learned with intense satisfaction that
she both feared and detested the man
She whispered also that her fatlyer had
reason to suspect the padres Julian
and Scbastiano OF using their infiu-
cnce against him In Manila. For mo.
inent or two had a suspicion that she
and the gobernador might be under
the padres influence and trying 10
work themselves INTO my confidence
with the intention OF betraying me
afterward. But the more thought OF
this the more improbable II seemed.
In the first place, relations betwecn n
the educated classes and the priest
hood In Spain are rapidly approaching
those which obtain In ltaly-neutrality y
on the surface, distrust beneath
Then, II seemed rs though the senorita
must know too much to look upon
Sebastiano In other than his priestly
character; and IL the friendship be.
tween us was warming as rapidly ms
I thought, II was reasonably safe "a
stake her woman's heart against her
hend.
Finally, deciding 10 risk Il. I asked
her II she cared to spend Monday upon
the water with me; and she accepted
the invitation with such evident pleas.
ure that I showed all worry about the
padre clear OF my mind for the time.
When Monday morning came, we
breakfasted In the patio and made an
early start before Sebastiano APP
peared, sailing leisurely around Cocos
reef as IL we had the day before us and
were disposed to take things easy.
When ! asked Dorotea IL she had ever
sailed into the bays on the east side.
she said that, as II was usually rough
and windy there, few of the islanders
cared about II, only remaining In the
little villages during the wet monsoon
OF while they were gathering rice and
sugar crops. She was willing to go
anywhere chose to take her, however,
uh'', we heauea ih'o raiepouc cove Tor
", ,me '"s,ru'"en's anu a''ihg apparatus
Then, before taking them from the
fissure, l told her OF my intention TO
search for some thing under the sea at
Santa Rosa reef, and asked II she would
'P "e' DooN"s s'r"'gnt 'n'o my
'".1 ior .hon'en'' sue sara;
oes "o' oe"o, enrique KNOW OF
'easoh "hy mou'a 10 any 'hihgi IN 'he
.xa,h,. ~ I'm
No'n'ng more 'hah ,he evidence OF
&c, n. seaor''n 'h,a'
DIV you w nav. ,he pau mem
oy ~ n". seem ho.h'ng 'ha' you
" s"e graz pressure W III sehorl'a
r,n 10 ,h,,,i' 4, -. ,.,i '"ppoee
nn ,h. .,h.n ~ - ~ W. w. ""''.
..u.,, -" ,,,' appea, "Se o'her
ms, ,a.. I'm ,'... a" p.'ua E',, ' you
would mo. ..n. 49," ~. s.rilu''o, OF you
hensvo,su.,n % ~, 'u -, u,. ~ uo nr III Brah @
80 v" '"po'' "neh mas
inn"n,;,,,osp.. |, ''' ''e ae'f'uu"r
..,vhn Is.. ~ .,,.., a., =,
ov,o W,n % ,.,,, ~. -, uc""S o,' u'u 'o" "ha
"yonr..,, w '.no.n
40 Uo,.o I.'.u,
.yo,, az, 1ss''e W,
o.,on -. % ~ so'' en'''
S.nor,,, p,,aa,os 49, s,a .,,o'e. i'"''
mn ,,.naro.n,I., a "a, ,"a. ~, .ou "'re
,rrs nj, ~ an. ,,n, - IN. s pr
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
woun ms Passion

MY wife always leaves our house in
prime order when we go away"
"What's that for?"
"She wouldn't want even a burglar
10 think she was n poor housekeeper.' =
Chicago Morning Record.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder for the feet. IL makes tight
or new shoes easy. Cures swollen, hot
and bunions. At all ruRgists and sho,
stores. 25c. Trial package FREE by mail
Address Allen T. Olmstsd, Le Roy, N. Y.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
Doing Hin, .Justice

Irate Father - There's one thing
that's wonderful about you.
Dudcson--Aw! What's that?
lrate Faiher-That n spongy head
like yours doesn't absorb anything
harlem Life.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
A Cllld'a vain Miah.

Little Edward-I wisht had whis-
kers like papa.
Mnmma--Why, darling?
Little Edwnrd-Thcn you couldn't al-
ways see when my neck needed wash
in'.-Chicago Times-IIcrald.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31

Firm as rock II. and yet
No hope do ! possess
OF winning her. because she In
SO stendfast In her iickleness
Criterion,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
Time I:ycns All Thing.

Father-My dear, this seems like a
strange marriage. lie Is but Is years
old and you ARE 2s. When he is 40 you
will be 50.
Daughter No, indeed. I'll still be rs.
N. Y. Weekly.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
Porous Platter.

What are the holes for?" asked little
Edna, looking at the porous plaster that
her mother was preparing to adjust on
Willie's back. ITS funny you don't know
that, sis, interposed Willie. They're to
let the pain out, OF course. ."-Boston Trav.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
wrOnRed.

Every. man." shouted the orator, cha.
his price,"
You're a darn liar" said the member
from Wa.ypang. in an undertone. MY
price is only $500, and ain't got il yit. -
Chicago Times Herald.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
Time ea Saas.

~ don't believe that time is money.
Do you?"
"No. l usually have time TO spare. :
Bulletin.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
Heavy Freight Charges.

"Salvation's free" the preacher said,
Az the elder passed the plate:
"Salvntion's free for you and me.
But We have to pay the freight"
-puek
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
sermon Meter.

This II a rule by which to determine
by words OF the preacher the leugth OF his
sermon:
When he says FIRSTLY" you know he's be-
gun:
when he says lastly" he's only half done.
Judge.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31

~ won't have you kissing that butch.
er boy right under my nose, Bridget"
Sure, IL was not under your nose,
but his OWE that kissed him, num-
Yonkers Statesman.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
In ScRrs Ia Come,

Baby's IN his little crib.
Crying like all fury,
Papa's doing housework and
Mammals on the jury.
Chicago Daily News,
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
scmi-Annunl Experience.

Wife (after house cleaning) lit takes
a woman to bring order out Of chaos.
Husband crushing wildly around
after his belongings)-It takes n wom-
an to make chaos that looks like or.
der.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31

ob.r bssS ssss's y Sssv,ss rss - - 49,,
large quantity Of bogus bills. vkk1 ~ ~
eleverly eneeuted that the Gsef11 rS,sS
would never suspect them Of being 6o6rlS4S
Things OF great value ere always seIce1ol ~
imitation. notably Hostetter's Stoasck f{.
tiers, which has many imitators but 20 er1Sk
for disorders Ike indigestion, dy6poo1fa.
constipation. se,1, nervousne,ss ard sesefa
have the reputation Of giving What yos -
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31
Hone-Ma de Pastry.

Yeast thinking of bygone days)--
Did you ever make mudpies?
Crimsonbeak--No; but my wife does.
--Yonkers Statesman.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31

A man has to be very much in love with
a woman to, Willingly carry her parasol over
her.--Philadelphia Times.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31

, After six years suffering was cured by
pisos Cure; Mary Thomson. 29i Ohio Ave.
Allegheny, Pa, March 10, V.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1899-08-31

She saw It In the window and
She rnvcd about IL Till
She bought II. then, just like all men
lie ravcd about the bill.
l. A. w Bulletin
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II is mighty good thing that the Lor'
does not enforce the law as lie did agans
Ananias.-Washingto (Ia.) Democrat.
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a Jewel.

father--who is the best writer In
your class, Bobby?
Bobby-Jack Bulger. He writes the
excuses for every feller In the class
Judge.
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Luck was Against Him.

"A California man tried the other day
to smoke in a powder mill"
what luck did he have?"
ut was the coroners who had the
luck. They sat on his remains in four
different counties. Plain
Dealer
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knowledge.

He-I knew you would make fuss
II | tried TO kiss you.
She-iiow did you know?
lc-i had been warned.-Detroit
Free Press.
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Love Of money is the root Of all evil
and OF much good.--Chicago Daily News.