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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26
HAVE JOINED HANDS.
Christian Endeavor Union, Mems
Union and Epworth League
Will Try to Suppress Vice
in the City.

Rev G.. w. Welsh president of the
City Christian Endeavor union, ad-
dressed the members of the Christian
Endeavor societies who are members
of the city union at their rally in the
Green Ridge Presbyterian church last
evening Mr. Welsh said I'm not
fighting parson in the sense that l am
ready to fight at all times, but am
at all times ready to fight in the cause
of right. As soon as I came to Scran-
ton l saw that the most disgraceful
state of affairs existed. / found |
must have a new text for every Sun
day must use Jonah's text: I'm
less this city turns 1t will be destroyed
MY talking did not do any good.
l had a small church with about a
hundred working people as members
and had better attendance than the
most of the fashionable churches for
where there are twenty-five or thirty
present, l had from a hundred to ii
hundred.
Il saw that Scranton wanted a new
mayor, and, although / am not poll
tician, I worked to help nominate our
present mayor and helped to elect
him. In the campaign | worked day
and night. / assisted in nominating
the Democratic nominee. / won't tell
you why. Our present mayor we can
best use as a backbone for our society
and the work they wish to do.
We do not claim the honor Of stop
ping the prize fights, but we wrote
the sheriff a letter and l suppose we
caught him in good humir. The Ep-
worth league and the Mems union of
this city have asked to join us in a
movement to suppress evil and it will
be sure to be a powerful movement.
We will make a backbone for the may
or out of our societies. / am glad
that the mayor has taken step in a
new direction. Placing Scranton and
New York Tenderloin district and the
BOwery side by side this city is even
the worst of the two.
II do not know if I will live long
enough to carry out this crusade, but
| will not be like Jonah, if the city
does not reform, put on my sack cloth
and ashes and go outside the city and
mourn. Let then the Christian En-
| deavorers of this city pray the Lord s
prayer and let up every time we pray
repeat several times Thy kingdom
come"
Rev. DR.. Lansing made an address
of welcome and Mrs. Charles Center
rendered a delightful solo. Miss
Beatrice Norris and Miss Loena Farm
ham gave recitations and Miss Wolfe
"a piano solo, after which refreshments
were served.
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THEIR ANNUAL CONCERT.
Given by the Second Presbyterian
Sabbath School Orchestra.

one of the many excellent musical
features of the Second Presbyterian
church is the annual concert By the
Sabbath school orchestra.
An interested and well pleased audi
ence met in the lecture room of the
church last evening to enjoy the ar
tistic programme prepared for the eve
ning's entertainment. The execution
done by this body of musicians is re.
markably fine and the work given at
last nights concert was far above the
average. The attack, shading and
blending of tone were excellent, and
Mr.. Chance seems perfectly at home
with the baton.
His directing is done with art and
grace. Especially fine was the ensem-
BILE playing of the "Minuet from Mill
taire Symphony" by Haydn. and the
Turkish March from Ruins of Ath-
ems" by Beethoven.
a clarinet solo, Air with Naria-
tions." by Thornton, was superbly
rendered by Mr.. McAndrew. He elicits
"A wonderfully pure and sympathetic
tone from this instrument. A from
bone solo, "Werner's Parting Song,
by Hessler, was beautifully rendered
by Mr.. j. S. Turn with orchestra a"-
compartment
"A Fantasie," by Doppler, trio for
piano, clarinet and flute, was give Il
with fine execution by Messrs DOer-
sam, McAndrew and Bauschmann.
In two of the selections for piano
and orchestra. Miss Ruth Hanley
played "Morceau," by BendiX. and Miss
Mabel Rennie melody in +, by Rubin
stein, These young pianists show tai
ent and their playing was decidedly
artistic.
Charles Doersam, who is Mr..
Chances assistant, was the acCompan-
list. His work was up to his usual
high artistic style. Well may the mem
hers of the Second Presbyterian church
be proud of it's orchestra and of such
work as was given at last evening 5
concert.
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THREE FRIENDLY BOUTS.
Boxing Exhibitions at the Recrea-
tion Club Last Night.

About $50 members of the Business
Mems Recreation club, Of which Frank
Eccles is manager and director wit
messed three clever boxing bouts at the
gymnasium in Liberty hall last night.
Gus Stritt was referee and Jere Ma
honey, matchmaker of the Stamford,
Conn, Athletic club, was timekeeper.
The first bout was three rounds be-
tween Frank Judge and Martin Jor-
dan. and the second six rounds be-
tween Jack COnnors and Ed. Costello.
The final was ten rounds between
James Mack and John Dunleavy. No
decisions We're given, and all were sci
entifc contests.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26
CONTRACTS FOR PAVING.
Committee of Councils Decides on
recommendations.

The paving committee of common
council last night considered the bids
for the paving of North Main avenue
and Providence road, and decided to
present to councils resolution award
ing the. contract to the Girard Con-
struction company of Philadelphia,
whose bid is $197 per square yard.
The NJ. II. Dale bid was $1.9S.
The bid of George Mcdonald, of $1,79
which was rejected by the council be-
cause it was not accompanied by for
forfeit of $1,000 as the ordinance de-
manded, was not considered by the
committee.
The committee also decided to rec
ommend that the contract for paving
Sanderson avenue with brick be award
ed to Mears g. Flynn at $1.75 per square
yard. NJ. II. Dale, the only OIher bid
der, asked $l.U per square yard.
The difference in the contract nrice
for these two paving jobs is account
ed for by the fact that the Providence
pave must be guaranteed for ten years,
while five-year guarantee only goes
with the Green Ridge pave.
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DIED.

FREW.-n Brooklyn, n. Y, April 90,
1899, Mrs. Julia Jane Frew, formerly
of London, Eng, oldest sister of the
Rev. Richard Horns, of this city, age 81
years and months
GRIFFITHS.--In West Scranton, April
25, 1899, Mrs. John Gritiiths, aged n
years, at the residence of her daughter,
Mrs. John Reynolds, South Main ave-
nue., Funeral announcement later.
HARLAND.-In West Scranton, April %,
1899, Charles Il. Harland, aged 80 years,
at residence, near 1881 Price street Fu-
neral announce ment latei,
SCHWEIRs.-In Scranton April 20, Ed
ward Il, Schweirs, aged 10 years. Fu-
neral Thursday afternoon at O'Clock
from the residence, IA Adams avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26
MONKEYS ON A RAMPAGE.
Broke from Their Cage and Raised
No End of Ruction,

Three monkeys broke from their
cage i'm Friedman's bird and animal
store on Spruce street, last night and
caused big commotion. Dogs, par
rots, guinea pigs, canaries and other
denizens Of the place had an extremely
lively experience while the missing
links were loose. One canary was TAX
en- from its cage and torn TO pieces
before the eyes of the big crowd that
stood outside peering through the win
dows.
The proprietor vas sent for and with
an assistant succeeded i'm getting two
of the monkeys back in the cage. The
other escaped into the cellar and could
not he found. The cellar door was
locked and the monkey allowed to re-
main there over night.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26
PERFEcTING ARRANGEMENTS.
Local knights of Malta Hard at
Work for the Convocation in Nav.

In connection with the other an
nouncement of the preparations being
made by the local knights of Malta
for the grand convOcation, which will
be held here May 3, 10, IL inclusive,
already printed in The Tribune, the
line of march for the big parade for
Wednesday afternoon May 10, has been
arranged and follows herewith.
The parade will start promptly at
4 o'clock and it is expected that close
to 1000 knights will be in line. The
formation is as follows
First Division Form on Washington
avenue, right resting on Linden street
Second Division-Form on Linden
street, right resting on Washington ave
nue..
Third DVision--Form on Wyoming ave-
nue., right resting on Linden street.
Move from Wyoming to Spruce, to
Franklin, to LaCkawanna, to jefferson,
TO Gibson; COuntermarch to Olive, 10
Washington, to Spruce and dismiss, pass
ing in review Of grand and supreme Of
iicers in frCnt of Malta temple.
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keeper. Scranton; Marie Wells, fac
tory hand, Eloomsburg; Elsie Miller,
dressmaker, Lenoxville; Halle Moore,
factory hand, Scranton; Alice Wood,
housekeeper, Scranton; Annie Davis,
domestic. Utica; Letitia Vail, house
keeper, Portland; Kathryn Lewis,
wilkes-B Barre, Elsbeth Morton, domes-
tic, Uazleton; Lucy Gray, Wilkes.
Barre.
The male contingent gave the fol-
lowing names; Charles Vail, Joseph
Lindsay, John Richie, William Green,
Frank Kelly, a. Gordon, John Wheeler,
Thomas Kearney and John Brown, Of
Scranton David Jones and John
Burke, of Pittston.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26
INTERIOR BADLY DAMAGED.
Councilman Keese's Residence At
tackled by Fire.

Common Councilman David II.
Reese. of the First ward, met with a
heavy loss at his residence on Robert
avenue, early yesterday morning by a
destructive fire, caused it is thought,
by defective flue. The whole inter-
ior of the residence is gutted and the
furnishings destroyed.
Mr.. Reese was alone in the house at
the time and was aroused by the odor
of smoke. He escaped through a rear
window carrying his wearing apparel
with him. An alarm was sent in from
hoX 81, and the Liberty, Excelsior and
Cumberland Hose companies respond
ed. Mr.. Reese thinks his loss is fully
covered by insurance.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26
CITY NOTES
~++++++++++++++++++++

STILL THEY DO IT.-George Reling
pald " in police court yesterday for rid
ing IA bicycle without a headlight.
LOST, FEATHER BOA.-Any one re-
turning the same to H. y. Wizards Of
lice, Republican building will be suitably
rewarded
MEET SUNDAY-A meeting of the
Scranton Union of BlaCksmths will be
held Sunday afternoon at o'clock at
Waher's grove.
COST HIM TEN.-Wiliam MulIesii.
who assaulted PatrOlman Saul at Alder
man DE Lacy's office Monday night, was
fined $40 by Mayor Molr yesterday.
THEIR FIRST HOP.-The Scranton
Theatrical club will conduct their first
hop in the Excelsior club house on Wash
mgton avenue on Wednesday evning,
May l.
CLOSING SOCIAL. -- The Enterprise
dancing class of which Harry ID. TAYLOR
is instructor will conduct their closing
social tomorrow night al Economy ham
ON Wyoming avenue.
REHEARSAL THIS EVENING.-Thi
evening the symphony orchestra will
have "A full rehearsal in their new rooms
formerly Professor SouthwOrth's studio
over l., b. Powells old music store
NO tllANGE.-rhcre We're no material
changes in the Nay Aug Lumber COM
pany's strike situation YESTERDAY The
majority of the men called out have been
placed at work with other contractors.
CAR BUILDERS MEET,-A largely at
tended meeting of the new organization
formed by the ear builders was held last
night in Carpenters ham, Wyoming ave-
nuc, Nothing concerning the proceedings
was given out for publication.
CORONER WILL INVESTIG ATE
Coroner Roberts was notified Yesterday
of the death OF a child in Olyphant,
whose parents name is Novitchik where
no medical attention was given, and AN
investigation will he made this morning.
MEDICAL MEN MEET.-The Lacka.
wanna County Medical society, at its
regular meeting last night discussed a
paper on "Contagiousness of La Grippe, ~
presented b. Or. G. E. Dean. and an,
other on 1.-THE Idiosyncracics of Pa
tients," by DIR. Roberts
HE WILL SPEAK TONIGHT Evan.
Eelist Taylor will conduct the service and
speak i'm the Volunteers hall, at $40 Wash.
ington avenue this evening at s O'Clock
The evangelist is quite a speaker. has hat
considerable experience i'm his line oi
work and II will he very interesting e
hear him. All are invited to attend
Major Davies will sing.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26
SUCCESSFUL FINANCIALLY.
Monday Nights Raid Melted Sl4O
in Police Court.

Monday nights raid in the red-lght
district netted $40 in police court yes
terday. Each of the twenty inmates
Of the three disorderly houses was
lined s5 and the proprietresses We're
fined Sl5 apiece, All settled except one
girl, IIlsbeth Morton, who in conse-
Quence was sent up for thirty DAYS.
This is the registration of the female
portion of the victims; Ethel Kern
dressmaker. Scranton; Viola Carey
cook. Ashley; Helene Smith, house
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26
INSURANCE BOARD
STARTS In ITS WORK
OBJECTIONS RAISED TO POLICY
ON PILE OF BROKEN STONE.

The City at Present Is Paying Pre-
miums on $l43,UUU insurance,
$1o7, 900 of Which Is on the Abso-
lutely Fire Proof City Hall and
$4,000 of Which Is on a Practi-
cally Indestructable Stone Crush
er, Etc, Which "Etc." Includes a
Pile of Broken Stone.
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Card from Mr.. Box.
Editor of The Tribune.

Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: l wish to contradict u statement
In Mondays paper. l did receive an in
Jury on Friday, but was not taken 10
any hospital at all and would be much
obliged to you. sir, II you will contradict
that statement. Yours respectfully,
ELI j. Box
Olyphant Pa.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26
The wscranton" Bicycle

is a beautiful and scientifically con-
structed wheel II is unquestionably
THE "99" Bicycle. Models A and b,
$50: Models c and ID, SS5. Manufac-
tured by Bittenbender & Co,
~ 126 and 12S Franklin ave.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26

director Of the Carbondale Gas COM
pany, and for fourteen years was
treasurer OF the now defunct Provi-
dence and Carbondale Plank Road
company.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26
Have You Tried

the Scranton Bicycle. Price $50 and
S35. 1t is built right and if you ride
it you will want no other. Manufac-
tured by Bittenbender & Co.,
- 126 and l2S Franklin ave.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26
LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE.

Under this heading short letters OF In
terest will be published when accompa-
MED, for publication, by the writer s
name The Tribune will not be held re-
6ponslble for opinions here expressedl
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26
DEATH OF HON.
]. B. VAN BERGEN
ONE OF CARBoNDALE's MOST
PROMINENT CITIZENS.

At 1890 Last Night the End Came.
He Is Survived by a Wife and
Two Sons, DR.. Harry Van Bergen,
of Los ANGELA, Cal, and Robert
B. Van Bergen, of Carbondale.
Was Mayor of Carbondale and
Treasurer of Lackawanna County.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26
INSURED BROKEN STONE.

A policy of $4,000 which has been
carried for years on the stone crusher
will be Topped off for certain. Mr.. Kel-
Ter said, and Mr. Williams authorized
the announcement that he would stand
out until doomsday against carrying
insurance on the building and con-
tents in the rear of the city hall"
which investigation proved was a shed
in which the street commissioner has
stored a pile of broken stone. An
other item that will probably be les
sened is $4,000 insurance on the city
engineers note books and $1,000 on the
city map.
Below is given the table showing
how the insurance is distributed.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26

MEET StNDAG.-A meeting of the
scranton Union of BlaCksmiths will be
held Sunday afternoon at o'clock at
Wahlcr's grove.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26

Smoke The Poeono &c, Cigar.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26

COST HIM TEN William MulIeski
who assaulted Patrolman Saul at Alder
man De Lacy's office Monday night. was
fined $40 by Mayor Molr yesterday.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26

At the last session of the estimates
committee of the councils of 1S9S-99
the appropriation for insurance was
cut down from $1,000 to $500, the COM
mittee being of the opinion that the
city was carrying too much insurance
and that this would be an effective
means of decreasing It,
One Of the first things Mayor Moir
did upon catching his breath after in
auguration was to direct Secretary
Hatton to prepare tabulated state
ment of the city's insurance. and upon
completing it to call q meeting of the
insurance board to make a readjust-
ment.
The statement was finished last week
and the board, which consist OF the
mayor and chairmen of councils, last
night entered upon the task of over
hauling the policies.
They found that the city was carry
ing all told S143,650 in insurance. cost
ing in premiums $7S795. OF this
amount 100000 was on the city build
ing.
The board did not finish it's work
last night, but all three members were
agreed in the determination to cut off
at least one half of the insurance
and to attempt to more equally dis
tribute what remained among the var
ious agencies. A big cut, they said,
would be made in the insurance on the
city hall. This building is absolutely
fire proof, and. in the opinion of the
board, it would be next to impossible
to do damage to it by fire to the extent
OF even $4,000.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26

THEIR FIRST IIOP.-The Scranton
Theatrical club will conduct their first
hop in the Excelsior club house on Wash
ington avenue on Wednesday evning.
May l.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26

LOST, FEATHER BOA.-Auy one re-
turning the same to T.. y. Wizards of
lice, Republican building will be suitably
rewarded.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26

STILL THEY DO IT-George Reiug
paid ~ in police court yesterday for rid
ing bicycle without a headlight.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26

CLOSING SOCIAL. -- The Enterprise
dancing class of which Harry ID. Taylor
is Instructor will conduct their closing
social tomorrow night al Economy ham
on Wyoming avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-04-26

REHEARSAL THIS EVENING.-This
evening the symphony orchestra will
have full rehearsal in their new rooms
formerly Professor SouthwOrth's studio
over l., b. POwellS old music store
, 1899-01-26

The p, lud young husband of the beau
tiful young wife declared that it mat
tered not 10 him how poor he might be
in the worlds goods.
For thou" he exclaimed, art
wealth untold"
But expect tc be told e~verythingl"
misunderstanding between them. De.
troit journal
, 1899-01-26
OUR PREMIUMS

The Republican Is now Offering . fine
Rand-McNally double map (the world
on one side and the United States on
the other) as a premium for each year
ly subscription which 10 paid In ad-
vance; and a copy Of the Standard Wa
Atlas for a six months subscription.
These valuable works may be sean
at our ONCE; and to those who do moi
care to pay a year or six months in
advance, we will sell the map for 81, q
the atlas for 80 ceutA
, 1899-01-26

Husband (at the breakfast table)-
Oh, for some of the biscuits my mother
used to I'M he!
Wife (sHveetly)--I'm sorry you have
not got them, dear. They would be Just
about stale enough by this time to go
well with that remark.-New York
World.
, 1899-01-26
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Getting Matters Adjusted.
"That woman next door went and got
B hat exactly like mine"
"Did you make a fuss about it,"
"No; l gave mine to the cook
Chicago Record.
, 1899-01-26

Paul Perry, Of Columbus, Ga, SUI
Tered agony for thirty years, and then
cured his Piles by using DeWfUta
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t heals injuries
and skin diseases Like magic. Frank
H. Egglsston. druggist.
, 1899-01-26

Mrs. S. A. Fackler, editor OF the Mi
canopy (Fla.) Hustler, with his wife
and children, suffered terribly from La
Grippe. One Minute Cough Cure was
the only remedy that helped them. 1t
acted quickly. Thousands Of Others
use this remedy as a specific for La
Grippe, and its exhausting after effects.
Frank H. E~ggleston.
, 1899-01-26
$500 WILL BUY

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A good house, water at the door. three
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street; clear title. Apply ct thds o@cs
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1899-03-09
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE.
woman Presldes Over Meetings of
Legislative Body.

The first woman speaker of a leeis-
latiye body in America is Mrs. Frances
,. Lee of Denver, Mrs. Lee acted as
speaker of the house of representatives
or Colorado FOR whole day recently.
ana created most favorable impress
sion by her cool-headedness and her
impartial rulings. Speaker Smith had
something to say on measure before
the mouse, so he excused himself and
called upon Mrs. Lee, one OF the three
women members OF the assembly to
assume the speakership. The house
has membership of sixty-five, and
is bustling, noisy body at times.
Especially was this the case on the day
that the fair speaker was In the chair.
as the question discussed was import
ant, and brought out heated argu-
ments. Many difficult parliamentary
points came up. but Mrs. Lee proved
herself equal to every emergency.
The speaker pro tenn, as she has
been inofficially termed, is a slight
little woman of the brunette type. with
sweet, sympathetic and altogether
attractive face. While she welded the
gavel 1t was amusing to note the var
ious methods employed in addressing
the chair. Several OF the members
called her 'Mr. Speaker" one or two
said Mrs Speaker The members
did not know how to address the
speaker under the circumstances. They
were all too deeply engrossed in the de-
bate that was going on to notice how
the previous talker had addressed her.
so everyone had different way Obey
pressing himself The outsider only
appreciated the humor of the situa-
ton. One of the Denver members
arose to make motion, but baked
when he cast his eyes toward the
platform. "Mr Speaker, or I mean.
rather, Nine. President" he observed.
The regular speaker, Mr.. Smith, In
sisted on saying, Mime. Speaker" "
One OF the rural representatives
thought Mrs. President sounded as
well as anything, and let 1t go at that.
Mrs. President" Mrs Chairman and
Nine. Chairman were some OF the
other terms used. There are no rules
Of the house governing the question,
and the committee on revision has
been requested to adopt some official
term to be usea in addressing the
chair when IL is occupied by woman.
Mrs. Speaker" Is the most popular,
and will likely be decided upon.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1899-03-09
RUDYARD KIPhING, PERE.

poet he was, and now he's pere
Different from you or y,
or some flesh and bone, devoid Of
hair
eve call it nuisance who do not
care),
But the Kipling calls it his baby fair
Given as you or y.
All the time he has, and the rhymes
he has,
And the work of his head and
hand,
Are this bald-headed youngsters who
does not know
(But Rudyard hopes that he soon will
know,
And does not understand.
And the Kipling trots up and down
the floor
Gwen as you or y,
While he swears a little and then
swears more
(And the kid bowls louder, with lusty
roar),
Till Rudyard votes the whole thing a
bore
Gwen as you or y.
And it isn't the ride nor his papa s
pride
Which makes Kip Junior SO
loud,
It's hearing the swear words, and no
knowing why
(But when he's a father, then he'll
know why,
And perfectly understand).
New York Mail and Express.