The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-25

in Minneapolis. Or, possibly, Mr.. Mcl<1n-
ley was asleep.
Now that Mark Hanna has admitted
that trusts are the outgrowth of the
protective tariff, how would it do to elect
a Democratic congress and abolish the
tariff? This would, incidentally, also
abolish Mark Hanna and a whole host
of kindred evils.
According to the Chicago Evening Pest
it is the duty of honest Republicans to
speak out plainly for civil service reform
principles. And, by the same token, Mr..
Mckinley Is rot an honest Republican.
The indianapolis News gloriously ex-
ults in the fact that 1.-The land is fat
fatter than it was a year ago And Mark
Hanna is busily engaged frying some Of
that self-same fat out of Ohio.
Should the Beers succeed in capturing
Kimberley there is one man therein who
will proceed to do some tall trekking over
the veldt Put his spoor will be followed
for leagues.
The report that Kimberley is still safe
gives us assurance that Cecil Rhodes is
afforded an opportunity each morning TO
look in the glass to see if his head is en-
straight.
About the only practical result of the
administration swing around the circle
was to give Secretary Long a huneh to
the effect that the people are all for
Schey.
Admiral Dewey must be a Hoosier mas
cot by indirection. The great sailor had
no sooner struck Vermont than ten-bar-
rel OIL well was struck at Montpelier,
Ind,
1t is now claimed that Dewey SHES at
a dentists chair. This is one more link
between Dewey and the people ga fell
low feeling makes us wondrous kind.
Aguinaldo has issued a Blue Book
Things have looked blue for Aguinaldo
ever since Mr.. Mckinley hoped on to
him like a bat on a June bug,
The Minneapolis Tribune asserts that
Bryan has gone to Nebraska to buck
prosperity" Not at all. lie has gone
there to buck Republicans.
For the benefit of Ohio Republican poll
tics Amateur Hanna should step aside
and yield the center of the stage to pro-
fessional spellbinders.
You can now figure up, if you want to,
how many months 1t will be before the
strawberry of 1900 will be on the top wave
of its popularity.
And now Republicans are sitting up
nights worrying over the fact that in
1900 Democrats purpose to vote the Dem
ocratic ticket
Matters are going ahead in spite of the
petty wars here and there. Russia has
expressed a willingness to arbitrate with
Uncle Sam.
Sir Thomas Upton will again challenge
for the Americas cup in 1901, but it is pos
sibe the yachts may not get wind enough
until 1902.
Now that Otis has abandoned the great
er part Of Luzon thirteen times. Mr. Nc
kinley might as we'll abandon ii a-to-
gether.
Gen. Funston may return to the Phil p
pines, but cut bono? Otis will never per-
nit the Kansas fighter to accomplish any
thing.
Has any enc noticed the striking re-
semblance III features between Gen
Funston and George, Duke of York?
The British army is to be supplied with
Chicago beef, but who is to figure as
the Gen. Eagan in the transaction?
In discussing the butchery going on in
the Philippines Mr.. Chauncey Depew
finds it no joking matter.
It is the cool-headed. patriotic American
voter who will administer a frost to the
growth of imperialism.
At last Teddy" Roosevelt is "out for
Mark Hanna" and all that Hannaism i'm
plies.
The Shamrock was a good thing, hut
somehow they couldn't push her along.
1t is said ST. Paul reminded the Thir-
teenth regiment of Manila yesterday.