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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
cnnIdn,t Locnte the Ye1linR

40 my vocal lessons disturb ycu?"
asked the young woman with musical
ambition.
~Not that I know Of" replied the
truthful yours man.
.HNhy, should think you'd know II
they did,"
.No. Since the dentist took thu
front room on the first floor. can't tell
whether you're practicing music or he's
practicing on his patients.
World
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05

Nothing in which few dollars may be
invested will return so good dividend, and
IN SO short time, as the artificial raising of
Poultry by use of Incubators. But you
must get good Incubator to start with,
not necessarily an expensive one. Any max
er of hrst-class incubator will not fear to
let you try it before you pay him for it. The
Buckeye Incubator Co., Of Springfield, O.,
make an Incubator as cheap as $500, which
they sell on these terms Send &c for No. I29
catalogue.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
Dress in the Philippines.

For simplicity and GOODNESS the mode
of dress in the Philippines is all that
could be desired. The ordinary cos
tune consists of coat and trousers of
white sheeting, made to order at cost
of about two dollars; thick felt hat
with broad brim, a pair Of white can
vas shoes, light undervest and socks.
The average well-to-do citizen wears
and soils two of these suits day, and
an outfit Of 10 or 20 is none too many.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
rherc were Otherg,

ST cannot longer curb the tumult OF
NV yearning heart he protested. BE
mine!"
She bestowed freezing look upon
him.
Get back into the line and wait your
turn" she said, sternly.
The waves Of Lake Michigan CANA
across from St. 10 and beat the shore.
but otherwise Chicago beat everything.
Detroit Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
Beware OF Ofntnsents for Catarrh
That Contain Mercury.

as mercury viii surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole sys
TEN when entering it through the mucous
surfaces. Such articles should never be
used except on prescriptions from reputable
physicians. as the damage they viii do is
often ten fold to the good you can possibly
derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure,
Manufactured by T. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo
o.. contains no mercury, and is taken inter.
nallv. acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the gen
uine. It is taken internally, and made IN
Toledo. Ohio, by f. j. Cheney & Co. Testi-
Woniais free.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c per bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
give the Children q DRINK

called Grain-O. It is delicious, appetixing,
nourishing food drink to take the place Of
coffee. Sold by ali grocers and liked by al
who have used it, because when properly
e free from ali its injurious properties.
Grain-O aids digestion and strengthens the
nerves. It in not q stimulant but a health
builder, and children, as well as adults, can
drink it with great benefit. Costs about "a
much az coffee. Is and &c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
sympathetic Illness.

Doctor-Yeur wife is on the verge
of collapse and in very distracted
frame of mind. Do you know what
has caused it?
Wheeler-Well, she has been trying
70 two weeks to decide whether to
paint her bicycle frame pink oryellow.
I guess her frame of mind is in SYM
pathY with her bicYcle.-Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
EFFECTIVE SNOW PLOW.
Although Easily Made at Home, Ii
Has No Superior for breaking
Country Highways.

Breaking roads in winter is always
Iaborious work, and, worst of all, it not
infrequently happens that great deal
of the energy expended is wasted. To
push the snow, for example, out at the
sides of the road simply results in
deep cut which soon fills up, especially
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
Discipline.

THAT child must be taught that it CAM
have everything it wants." said Mr. Blykins,
sternly.
Yes" said the mother, "but I don't
think we ought to devote too much atten-
zion to that part of his education. After he
grows up it probably won't be many years
before he realizes, as most people do, that
he's lucky to get anything he wants. IN. Y.
World
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
Gracioua Offering.

Elderly Passenger-Here, miss, take this
seat.
Stout Young Woman-Oh, 1 could not
think of depriving an old mean 1 could
not think Of depriving you.
'You go ahead and take it, an don't ar
que. know you fat girls always has lame
feet."-Indianapolis Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
Dutfable.

Louise-Graco has returned from
Europe.
Florence-Had she any difficulty in
getting past the custom house officers?
mo; why should she?"
'sHer complexion should have been
taxed as a work of art."'Puck.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05

The Tehuelches-as they cali them.
selves-of southern and eastern Pata-
gonia are the tallest human beings in
the world, the men averaging but
slightly less than six feet, while indi-
viduals of four to six inches above that
mark are not uncommon.-Chicag
Inter Ocean.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
Very Low Rates Via the Missouri
kangaa a TeEaa Railway.

Semi-monthly excursions to the south
vest. The greatest opportunity to visit
Texas, the Empire state of the Union, un-
paralleled a to resources and products and
with an area exceeding all the Eastern and
Middle States. The statistical reports of
products, as compiled by the commissioners
OF Texas, indicate this section as having the
greatest possible advantages in its mild and
equable climate and in the variety and pro-
duct,yeness OF its soil. For further infor.
nation, descriptive pamphlets and dates of
excursions, apply to 81. T. Bowsher. Dist. p.
A., Cincinnati, o.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
A Pair of Innocents.

Mamie" said the father, who looked
as innocent as he could; 81 accidentally
overheard some of your conversation
with that young man in the parlor last
evening. Why didn't you sit right
down on him when he said you could
begin economizing by both using the
same chair?"
ST did, papa" and she also looked as
innocent as she could.-Detroit Free
Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
May Bring Lepro.y to This Co,
- - -

1t is pointed out that the United States
soldiers in Hawaii may contractleprosy there,
and bring it to this country when they
return. While leprosy is much to be dreaded,
there are thousand times as many victims
to stomach disorders and blood diseases, but
there is cure for them in Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters. Other common ailments that
the Bitters are specific for are malaria, fe-
yer and ague. Sold at all drug stores.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05

Mrs. Adsley-My husband is very good to
me. he always accompanies me to church
on Sundays.
Mrs: Darling-That's nothing. My hus-
band looks under the bed at my request
every night.-Chicago Evening News
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
Provoked Patriotism.

pardon if I am somewhat cold and
drawn away from you tonight"
"Why, Jack, you said I might eat
onions if / wished"
"Yes, but I didn't say that you were
to eat Spanish onions.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05

When a development of fruit buds is
wanted, pruning the tree when in a dor.
mant state will best secure this re-
suit. Pruning during growth produces
growth of wood.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
Perfectlx HARMLESS.

DIX once knew q young man who
smoked 90 cigarettes daily without any par
ticular harm resulting therefrom.
Hix-Is it possible?
Yes; and the only noticeable effect was
the death of the smoker. Chicago Evening
News.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05

Why They Quarreled.-The Onion Eater
my, but he just took my breath away!"
The Brute-sfDear me! You'd never take
him for a strong MANN. Y. Journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05

The Wealth in not to be attained
by short cuts.
The Butcher-Oh, don't know!-Indian-
apolis Journal
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
Lane,s Family Medicine.

Moves the bowels each day. In order to
be healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on
the liver and kidneys. Cures sick head
ache. Price Is and Soc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05

His call had lasted something like two
hours when he suggested that he believed
he could read her thoughts. "Then why
don't you go?" she asked.-Town and Coun-
trY journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05

Girls should be taught early to beware of
a "fatherly' motive.-Atchison Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
Coughing Leadz to Consumption.

Kemp's Balsam will stop the Cough at
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get
sample bottle free. Large bottles Is and SO
cents. Go at once; delays are dangerous.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
He Knew Not All,

He-You think you know it all, don't you? ?
Him-No; have never been able to figure
out any reason for you being alive.-Indian-
apolis journal.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05
"A LIVING WITNESS.
Mrs. Hoffman Describes How Shm
Wrote to MRS. Pinkha,n for
Advice, and Is Now Wen.

DEAR MRS. PTxKHAM:-Before wing
your Vegetable Compound was y
great sufferer. I have been sick for
months. was troubled with severe pain
In both sides Of abdomen. sore feeling
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05

Boarder (disgustedly)-t1 can't eat this
food; 'tisn't fit for pig" Boarding House
Keeper (coolly)-"I don't cater for pigs.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05

To Cure a Cold I'm One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05

I have found Piso's Cure for Consumption
an unfailing redicine:--F. r. Lott, 1905
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05

A clean man will not live in a dirty house.
Rams Horn.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1899-01-05

The average man prides himself on the
possessions his .neighbor can't Afford
Washington Qa.) Democrat.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-01-08
THE FAT POLICEMAN.
HE IS ABUNDANT ON THE FORCE BUT
SAID TO BE PERFECTLY COMPETENT.

SAID TO BE PERFECTLY COMPETENT.
Among the stock carcatures that OF the fat
policeman Is one Of the most popular A police
man with abnormal srth. thick neck, ana so
burdened with adpose tissue that locomotlon
becomes an effort and running an impossbiity.
may be seen frequently on the variety stage. ana
when the metropolitan police have their annual
parade the small boy pays particular attention
to the fat man, who is represented In nearly
every file. There may be something in the work.
or the lack Of it. which is conducive to corpu-
lency, and possibly men who are inclined that
way drift into the force; but the fact remains
that the New-York policeman runs to fat
The regulations for admission to the New
York police force provide that. aside from
pull" with T1mnany. man must have certain
physical qualifications and as TO weight the
man must come within the following require
ments: For a man feet inches in height the
minimum weight is 40 pounds; . feet inches
145 pounds feet 10 inches 40; > feet II inches,
TO; feet, 100; feet / inch 16j; feet
inches. 10; feet 3 inches, 175.
THAT is the minimum weight said DR.. ;. >.
Cook the president of the Board Of Police Sur
geons, but men who are perfectly healthy and
who pass all prescribed tests are accepted, even
IL they weigh considerably more than the mini
mum It is possible that men grow stout while
on the force, but the extra weight does not IN
terfere with the performance Of their duties;
and although all surgeons report the men who
are incapacitated. the cases OF disability be-
cause of obesity are exceedingly rare. Men
may take on considerable flesh in the service
but so long as this does not incapacitate them
there is no reason why they should be dis
missed from the service"
At Headquarters it was explained that while it
necessary for member OF the police force
who does regular patrol duty TO be agile and
quick and to possess some athletic accomplish
ments and that he is more valuable IL he is
"sprinter" there are some duties for which
stout men are admirably fitted. and door
man or Waterman would not be less valuable
because of increased grth. AS to the men who
come under the head OF Fat policemen it was
said that every one OF them is physically com
petent TO perform all the duties required OF
police officer, although appearances are against
him.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-01-08

sewage a circumstance which served to ac-
count for the fact that Her Majesty Invariably
complained Of feeling I'll after spending more
than twenty-four hours in this palace. That
huge sewer Of this Kind should have existed
right under the palace within few feet of the
floors OF the royal cellars without any one being
aware of Its presence there speaks volumes
for the happy-go-lucky methods that govern
the subterranean portion Of the British metrope-
lis .-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-01-08
SUBTERRANEAN ROME.

Rome IS another city honeycombed like Paris
with subterranean passages. which. according
TO st. Jerome were in existence already In the
earliest period of the Christian era, but which
were closed up and forgotten for hundreds or
years until in the seventeenth century, their
existence was Unexpectedly brought to light by
excavation. There. too. they are uncharted, and
no one knows their extent. the official figures
Of the mileage OF these underground passages
varying from 300 to 900 miles. And. as II this
were not sufficient In the way OF honeycombing
the Eternal City, the Roman municipality has
Just begun the construction Of long tunnel
which is to connect the old city with the new
passing right under the Quirinal Palace
There Is something distinctly uncanny IN the
ignorance which prevails In Paris Rome ana
other cities Of Europe with regard to the SUB
terranean portions thereof. and It Is odd that
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-02-24
]. Subsistence Department.
Proposals for Fresh
Beef and Mutton.
Gedge Cottage, Honolulu, H. l., u. S. A., I
February 18th, 1900. !

Gedge Cottage, Honolulu, H. l., u. S. A., I
February 18th, 1900. !
Sealed proposals, in triplicate, will be re-
ceived at the office until II o'clock a. m,
February 18th, 1890, and then opened, for
furnishing the fresh beef and mutton in
bulk, 5000 pounds, more or less, required
at this station by the Subsistence Depart
ment, U. S. Army, during the period COM
menclng March Ist, 1899, and ending March
3Ist, 1890. Fresh beef shall be good in
quality and condition fit for immediate use,
and from fore and hind quartermeats proper
tionately, including all the best cuts thereof.
Fresh Mutton shall be of good and
marketable quality, from wethers over one,
and under three years old. Beef and NUT
ton to be dressed, and delivered as described
in circular instructions. Proposals will
also be received stating price at which bid
der will deliver fresh beef or mutton, of
character above stated, and to be delivered
of temperature not greater than 50 degrees
Fahrenheit. Government reserves right
to reject In whole or In part any or all bids.
Instructions furnished on application at
this office.
PHILIP M. LYDIG,
Captain and Com. u. S. Vols, Chief
and Purchasing Commissary.
IIdo-tillF2S
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-02-24
SITUATION IN WALL STREET.
Regular Speculative Element Back :
che Market.

Regular Speculative Element Back In
che Market.
New York, February I0.-Brad
streets financial review tomorrow
will say: Heavy realizing sales
and liquidation of speculative
holdings caused an irregular de-
cline of values in the first half OF
the week, followed by an equally
irregular bat w4lI-marked rally
ing tendency. The declines ap
peared to be the result of an over
bought condition, large amounts
of securities having passed at the
recently high prices into the
hands of the speculative holders,
who we're discouraged by the
symptoms of reaction display d
last week, aud the evident stack
ing of the public buying demand.
Large interests OF the street were
apparently disinclined to take any
very active part or to encourage a
resumption of the general advance
under conditions which would un-
questionsbly have resulted in
profit.taking on an enormous
scale and in further selling here
by London.
When the selling movement on
Wednesday became rather severe
in its effects aud received in some
stocks incipient breaks, there was,
however, ample evidence that cup
port was extended to the market,
and the rally which ensued pre-.
vented more or less the appear
ance of manipulation from such
quarters. Such action was rem
dered more effective and easier by
the considerable short interest
which had accumulated for some
days past, the smaller profession
al operators displaying an in
creasing tendency to act on the
bear side of the account for turn.
The whole market this week has
shown the presence of the regular
speculative element to an increas
ing extent, while the volume Of
commission house business has
shrunk to more normal proper
ton. The daily transactions have
also decreased considerably, al
though they have been large
enough to justify the description
OF the market as a very active
one.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-02-24
JAPANESE In PORMOSA
Rebellion Reported to be Practically al
An End.
Most Of Rebel Leaders Are Either Killed or
Captured-Japan Suffers Heavy
Losses In The Army.

Tacoma wash }, February o.
News from official Japanese
sources, received by the steamer
Empress of japan, is to the effect
that the Formosa rebellion lie
practically ended. Seven rebel
chieftalns surrendered to the Jap
anese troops in January and two
others were killed. Several
bodies of armed rebels laid down
their arms on condition that they
would be pardoned. In Middle
Formosa, Katetsu is the only
rebel leader who survives, China.
man Hatsu and other minor
leaders having been killed. Katet-
gu still possesses u considerable
plumber of followers, but the Jap
anese troops were closing around
them, and expected to crush them
early this month. Katetsu's
father and two wives have been
captured.
There has been severe fighting
in Southern Formosa since Jsnu-
airy 9TH, with losses on both sides.
The rebels were beaten, aud
many of them surrendered. Only
two leaders remain alive in that
section. A large number OF rebels
captured in Northern Formosa
have been imprisoned at Taipeh.
Some we're pardoned, having
agreed to recognize and uphold
Japan's Government. Early in
January fifty-six rebels were TAX
en- out of prison and shot, all
having refused to submit to the
authorities.
The plague has broken out in
Formoss. There have
been several deaths in the city of
Tainan, where it is spreading
fast.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-02-24
GP0CerS.
When WE
Offer
An Article
For Sale,

And call IT something, we're quite
sure there's no false label on it quite sure,
indeed, that II is just what we call it, OF
we wouldn't expect to hold our position in
the trade very long.
We haven't labored steadily we'll on
toward the quarter century mark to reach
the top in our line of business just to fool
away that good name we prize so much
on game of chance like disappearing
an article of food.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-02-24
A Word to
the Wise
is SufficientS

Therefore hint in the right direction is
all that Is necessary. If you wish to
,,,r|haca =
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-02-24
seattle beer.

This ever popular Rainier beer
is becoming a household word
and twill you have a glass of
Seattle" is more often heard than
anything else. The Criterion
Saloon have the beer on tap or in
bottles.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-02-24
-Established 1855
BISHOP 90.
BANKERS.

Transact a General Banking
md Exchange Business.
Commercial and Travellers
Letters of Credit issued, avail
BILE in all the principal cities
e the world.
Interest allowed after July
l, 1898, on fixed deposits 3
months 3 per cent, 6 months
80 per cent, IL months 4
per cent.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-02-24
Fire and Sword

Or something else Is what you want, you
go to some establishment that makes the
sale of books speciality. Following out
the same line of reasoning, it is safe to
affirm that he who makes a profession of
anything is much better able to give you
satisfaction than he who only handles
what you want as a side issue. We are
professional photographers of years of
experience, and are particularly anxious to
do the best we can for the amateur. Come
up and have talk with us.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-02-24
Fire Arms

You go to gun store or hardware store;
II suit Of clothes is the object of your
quest, you go to tailor; while If one of
the latest novels, whether il be with
The daily morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven, Conn.) 1894-1907, 1899-11-02
MRS. MABEL LOOMS TODD.

A large and appreciative audience lis
tened to Mrs Mabel LOOMS Todd's lee
ture on 1.-THE Hawaiian Islands at the
First M. e. church last evening. The
story of her travels and explorations in
this beautiful territory was most inter-
esting, and at no time during her lee
ture did the speaker fail to hold the
rapt attention of her audience. The
history of the islands, the famous VOL
canoes, a trip to the summit of Kilauea,
Manua Loa, the longest active volcano
In the world the lepers of Mookai and
the death of Kate Field were all graph
ically described by Mrs. Todd in a way
all her own OF the late hours of Kate
Field Field, that noted woman journal
list, and the sad circumstances of her
death from pneumonia contracted while
engaged in laborious journalistic duties
alone in a strange country, Mrs. Todd
spoke most feelngly. 1T was her sad
duty to inform the dying woman of her
approaching end, as well as to execute
her last commissions Mrs. Todd and
her party were the only Americans at
her bedside when she died.
The lecture last evening was but an
other of the University Extension