The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-12-22
KANSAS CLIPS AND COMMENTS

influence of Mars this year.
"There is only one Cobutn, and
long may he wave" shout the Law
renee World.
Two little Topeka boys were ar
rested for stealing coffin fixtures, a
very grave charge.
FIT. Scott gave $2G7 to it's poor dur
ing November, sort of offset to the
wickedness of the city.
Ole Waverly stock raiser and
feeder shipped n train load OF cattle
Into Kansas City last week.
In spite of the cynicism of the
Globe AtchisOn people are still some
what moved when married people
separate.
The Il. c. star thinks the creamery
men who bought the Wichita street
car line recognized the utility of the
cars as churns.
The Kansas honey crop last year
was worth Sl04,7 20. but he value
of the girls regularly Gale t"honey"
is beyond compute.
Mr.. Ananias Babcock of Anderson
county is visiting at Gardner and a
now COIu llo may Db bhpbClbu 10 or
ginate in that vicinity.
Another story that will not be good
for the bad boy to read: At Lancas-
ter, Kans a boy fell dead while at
teuding Sunday school.
1t is reported thstGovernor Stanley
lost ten pounds while sick with
cold and the Wichita EgaIe says no.
body sus pected he had It to lose.
w. j. Krebiel must be getting some
gravy" out of the Mcpherson Repub-
Hcan at last. Four full page ads are
fat enough to make abundant gravy.
A negro recently played the slot
machines OF Et Scott and won 5000
He had system and won whenever
he chose.
Ewing Herbert has made so much
money since he quit the daily that he
has decided to scatter it with 100
page holiday number.
Chsnute boys are not permitted to
walk to and from school with the
school girls. But an exception was
made in favor of the teachers.
Emporia has man with mania
for stealing step ladders. Ifhe would
only make it step-mothers or mothers.
ir-law, he probably would receive
less GUESSING.
A Clay Center boy exclaimed that
il made his heart ache TO see all the
candy, nuts and pastry at one of the
bakeries; and IL he had what he
wanted of them it would doubtless
lower his ache
The Clarion intends to present a
handsome mirror to the young lady
who is chosen as the piettiest girl in
town by the voting contest now being
conducted through it's columns.
That's appropriate and clever.
There must he something IN the
Philippine climate. Colin Balls
Filipino ran Oft and now Co. G.'s dog
Fritz" is reported to have run away.
The Oiathe board of education has
decided that cigarette smoking pupils
need waste no more time attending
public schools but may move at once
to the asylum.
Miss Edna Fleming has attempted
suicide twice by jumping into the
Smoky at Mcpherson. 1t is just pos
sible that Miss Edna may weary OF
smoke II she succeeds.
The Geary county soldier boys have
given brass cannon, captured in
LuZon, to Junction City, and II didn't
require city ordinance to accept 1t.
An Atchison jointist has fallen
heir to an estate valued at So, 100 in
Europe. There are lot ofcOunties
which would like to see their jointsits
fall hair nnnnnh N ih..
piled up against them.
The Emporia Gazette, offers to bet
the Lawrence JOurnaiA keg of "winter
ink" that Emporia has q government
building beforeLswrence has. Betting
kegs, is all right, but what loss of
opportunity to specify ink.
The parents of the Shawnee county |
BOY who tore his teachers clothing /
because she tried TO punish him for
disobeying orders are backing up the |
boy, of course. Ornery boys have a
habit of picking out for themselves |
parents that are in sympathy with |
their orneryness.
The only criticism 80 far found with
Coburn's latest book 1.-The Horse |
Useful" lie registered by the Abilene
Reflector which insists that "a few |
words from David Harum, that |
shrewd horse dealer" should have
been inserted"
A Garnett girl who mOdestly
describes herself az "nineteen, pretty
and accomplished, says that some
youth who loves his mother and |
wants to make her nice Christmas
present would do well to call.
Regular item over the State now:
Our readers will have to excuse the
paper this week but the advertisers
have been go pressing that the Office
force, editor and devil have been
setting ads And then the hypo-
crital editor pretends to he really
sorry.
Up at Ottawa trapper took IA
pOlecats out of one hole and another
trapper got thirteen out of two holes.
The Republican neglects to state
,yIafhap tho trannara haua