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Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16

NJ. Xola, when in England, was much
Impressed with the English use of the
capital a." "Why is it, he says, that
the Englshman, when he writes of
himself. should invariably use a capi-
tai letter? That tall II which occurs
so often In n personal narrative strikes
me as being very arrogant. A French
man, referring to himself, writes Je'
with q small ~ German. though he
may crafty ell his substantivcs with
capital letters, employs a small Il in
writing 'icb;' Spaninrd. when he uses
the personal pronoun at all, bestows
small " on his 'yo,' while he honOrs
the person he addresses with capital
'V.' | believe indeed, though am not
sufficiently acquainted with foreign
languages TO speak with certainty On
that point, that the Englishman Is the
only person In the world who applies
capital letter to himself"
NJ. Zola might have enforced his con-
trasts still further by referring to the
Japanese, who really have no word for
81" In speaking Of oneself In Japa-
nese self deprcciatory terms are used.
such as servant" "the awkward per-
son." "junlor," while in speaking Of or
to other people complimentary terms
nre employed, such as SENIOR" mas
ter" 'prince' used by young men in
addressing each other falsSiarly). The
most usual Japanese equivalent for
'I' Is "watakushi," which means liter
ally "selfshness."-B CONNER
clnl
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16

One of the indications of the i'm
provement of the masses In this city is
the gradual abolishment of the tene-
ment, as the word is generally under
stood. The big rookerles, with their
small rooms, airlcss halls and rusty
fire escapes, are going out of existence
In the ordinary course of events, by
fire, tumbling down and being remov-
ed to make room for modern struc-
lures, and the people who live in them
are seeking more airy homes in the
suburbs or in the flats up town.
While the foreign element continues
to live In tcnements for the first year
after, reaching New York the children
of foreign parcntage are not willing to
exist In the noisome quarters of the
east and west sides They crave more
light, more air and cleanliness. and in
many cases they get 1t. Rapid transit
makes Harlem as accessible as Grand
street, and there Is no occasion to live
in n down town tenement unless one
| likes 1t.
No new tenement houses are build
Ing, The ilathouse has taken It's place.
and In the course of time the foul bar
racks in which scores of families are
crowded will be a thing Of the past and
only remembered as part of distcm.
percd dream.-Ncw York Letter In
Plttsburg Dispatch.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16
Farm Produce.
RETAIL PRICES.

Butter, Elgin creamery, per ID, 32c
Butter, country, per lb, Csc
Butter, cooking, per ID, 10 to 15c
Butterine, per lb, 1S to 20c
Oleomargerine, per lb, 20c
Lard, country, per lb, l0c
Lard, city, per lb, l0c
Lard, compound, per Id, &c
Eggs, strictly fresh per doz, CSC
Chickens, live PER ID, 10 to lie
Chickens, dressed per lb, 100
Turkeys, dressed l6c
Ducks, dressed l3c
Potatoes, per bu, 60c
Oats, per bu, 30 to 32c
Corn, ear, per bu, 25c
Corn, shelled, per bu, 400
Corn, cracked, per lb, 1c
Hay, bailed, per cwt, Toe
Straw, baled, per cwt, 35c
Onions, per bushel 500
Celery,per bunch loo
Cheese.
York State. per lib, lSc.
Swiss, per lb, l8c.
Full cream, per Id, l6c
Miscellaneous.
Salt, per bbl, Wadsworth sl.l0, N.
Y. sl.l5
Rock salt, per lb, lc
Oil meal, per lb, PC
Crushed oyster shells, Doc cwt.
Crushed bone, per 10, 21ec
Linsced oil, boiled per gal, 52c
Linseed oil, raw per gal, 50c.
Turpentine, per gal, Toe
White Lead per cwt, SO.
Nails, Sd wire common per cwt,
$500
Nails, Sd steel cut common per cwt
$3..85
Nails, sd cut common per cwt $3.50
Lumber.
Spring chickens, to Sc
Spring chickens l2c lb
Henlock bill stuff $40 per M
Norway bill stuff S23 per m
Yellow pine siding No. s27 per m
Yellow pine flooring No. common
$50 per IN
Yellow pine ceiling No. $27 per m
White pine lath No. !, $500 per m
White pine lath No. 2 $500 per 1000
Clear red cedar shingles $3.50 per
1000.
Clear hemlock shingles sa.75 per
1000.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16

made certain that /, too. should die
that night But my time was not yet
come.
"ln consequence of the laicncss of
the hour was taken TO the town prls-
on, n dismal building which had new
er known to be occupied. There | was
thrust into deep dungeon and left in
total darkness TIL morning, when |
doubted not should be conducted to
the same cruel fate as my poor rcla-
tlves had met.
But morning came, as guessed by
the sound without, and still no sum.
mons. Worn out with suspense and
waiting, | fell asleep. When awoke.
hunger and thirst oppressed me. Hap
PLY ! had stored some bread and meat
and a small bottle of wine In one Of
the pockets of my coat preparatory to
my Intended fight. or this now ate
and drank. No one came nigh me. and
yet could hear soundS as II wretched
prisoners were being led forth out Of
ncighboring cells, doubtless to death,
for they wept and pleadcd-vainly, as
It seemed to me.
But the third day n great stiffness
fell on the prison. | could not under
stand It. My senses were enfeebled
for want of food. for my small stock
had long been exhausted. and almost
lacked strength to wonder why was
left to live 10 long. Presently arose an
awful terror lest this should be my
sentence-to perish miserably for want
of food IN this damp dungeon. Death
on the scatfoid appeared light by com
pnrison. clamored at my prison
door, shouted ns loudly as could.
All to no purposc Then burst into
an agony of tears. My fate was too
dreadful to bear. With the soft nature
Of youth pitled and bemoancd myself
sorcly. All nt once words came into
Sy mind that | had learned years ago
1s text In the school, Fear thou not
for am with thee; be not dlsmaycd,
for am thy God
They came like ray of light into
my prison, and chung TO the promise
as II it lad that moment been made to
me by n plying God | felt soothcd
and hopeful. md In this condition |
sank back In n dozc or swoon.
How time passed could not tell
day and night were alike TO me in my
cell. woke up to find light and
warmth and kindly faces about me.
Slowly rcgalned consciousness enough
to understand what they told me. |
had lain Ave days forgotten In my
prison. The stiffness ! had noted tho
third day was accounted fer by the
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16
A PAIL OF MILK.

John Jonos was n FARMER He was not
sho ii,d ~ forr,or ,,,o r.od of In tho good
s'1 - " ~, -, w 49,, -, ~,
,'u s'o,' oooh'-h''''sO, D'e 0''
lows, "ho were supposed 10 10 'ho re"'
BACKBONE OF the country. He was more
like the modern farmers--olose listed, foxy
old coons, who pridSS themselves on the
sharpness of their bargains and who value
humanity by the price OF corn.
About mile from Farmer Jones lived
another farmer named Simpson. Ho was
not near SO sharp in "a bargain as Farmer
Jones was, and was q different sort OF
inan altogether. Like him. however, he
was lover of COWS.
But by somo oruel freak of misfortune
1t was impossible to squeeze enough milk
out of his cows to supply his own family.
And yet his cows were extremely nno look.
ing. But while Farmer Jones' were u
marvel In the milking line, so were Farm
er Simpson's-in nm oppositc sense.
All at once 1t was noticed that Farmer
Simpson was oyorsupplird with milk-in
fact, began to rival Farmer Jones In the
quantity and quality of his butter md
cheese.
Farmer Jones wns not delighted at his
neighbours prosperity. In sooth he was
terribly vexed not to say astonished, at
1t. Farmer Simpson, however, made nc
secret of the cause of his sudden lacteal
abundance. He had bought now lot OF
COWS, no said among them an old brlndle,
and they were astonishing mixers.
When ho heard this, Farmer Jones
mind was mado up; ho must have that
brlndle True, Brother Simpson had no,
said that tho brindle was tho best OF tn,
new lot, but he must have meant that.
At all events no wanted that COW.
Ono morning when the two farmers
were talking together, Farmer Jones point
ed carefully at old Brindlc and remarked
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16

ract that the news had just reached
our town of the death of one of tho
greatest leaders of the revolution and
the consequent decline of the party.
In fear of his life, our terrorist mayor
had fled. and the old mayor. resumlng
power, had ordered the prison doors to
be set open. | In my solitary cell had
been forgotten, and but that some one
had been sent to examine all the cells
and collect the fetters used therein
might have pcrished mlserably. AS 1t
was ! was carried out perfectly sense
less and brought to life with some diff.
Guilty.
81 am safe now. MS you see. COM
rade, in my own country, but the all.
guish of those few days will never be
forgotten. | bear about with me in
my face the remembrance of 1t. Daily
thank God for light and air and
food. and yet these good gifts OF his
fail to make my heart rejoice. Still
those dreadful days In the dungeon
have given me firm reliance Oh his
mercy. and know that | shall one
day be joyful again IN the city of
which the gates are never shut and
where there Is no darkness."-Ex-
change.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16

A young married couple In Belfast.
Me-, received startling shock, They
carried their baby to II photographer
for II picture. In due time the proof
came around, but the parents mt first
failed to recognize 1t. The babys fea-
lures were there all right, and so were
the pretty dress and all the other ac-
cessorlcs, but the child had apparently
grown full beard while before the
camera. The artist had used by mis-
take plate ON which an imperfect
picture of nn old man had been taken,
and the two exposures coincldcd SO
well that he saved the plate us u curl
Oslty.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16

These blots are actually blood blots. To
cure them lotions and outward appli.
cations are useless. The blood must be
cured, before the skin becomes clean.
That great medicine for the stomach
and blood, DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, Is most effective in cleansing
the complexion and healing diseases
which defile and deface the skin 1t
acts directly upon the stomach and the
organs of digestion and nutrition. 1t
increases the action of the blood-raking
glands and expels from the system the
lurking poisons which detile the blood
and through 1t deface the skin.
No alcohol or other intoxicant, no
opium or other narcotic is contained in
Golden Medical Discovery"
1t may pay a dealer better to sell YOU
substitute which is less popular but more
profitable than the "Discovery." II
won't pay you to buy it, if you want a
reliable remedy.
For nbou, one year and half my face was
very badly broken out" writes Miss Carrie
Adams, OF no West Main st, Battlecreek, Mich
Ispent great deal Of money with doctors aud
for different kinds Of medicine, but received no
beneht; AT last read one of your advertise.
ments in paper. aud obtained a bottle Of Dr
Pierccs Golden Medical Discovery. Before I
had taken one bottle Of this medicine noticed
change and after taking three bottles | was
entirely cured. can well recommend DR.
Pletce's Golden Medical Discovery to any one
similarly afflicted"
The Peoples Common Sense Medical
Adviser, 1908 pages, is sent free by the
author, DIR. r. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. v,
on receipt of stamps TO cover expense of
mailing only. Send II one-cent stamps
for the paper. bound, or 81 stamps for
the cloth-bound edition.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16
MR.. JOSH slMPklNs ON ETIQUETTE.

I've ~udied up on etiquette,
Read every book that l could get,
And yet
Their, isn't ono in all the lot
Tha, tells feller II is not
Dc rigger to eat pie
For breskiaat; hence, why shouldn't N
And, tstb1more, l cannot find
In all Tie b,oks ! call to mind
A single line
That gfIrs reason worth whoop
Against . second plate Of soup
When iellers dine.
Aud as fir eating tAtirowfats
Without a spoon rr,nk that that's
A fool.
Ish sort OF rule.
when eat peas.
I'll do rs I darn pleasol
And. what is more, till I'm a snob
I'll eat my corn straight of the cob,
And sparrerGrnss I'll cat as
Have always done in days gone by
A scr, Of dangling from the sky.
A sort OF gift from heaven come,
Held 'twixt my finger and my thumb,
And as for those peculiar things
Called finger bowls vow. by jings,
will not use 'em as they soy
The bon ton uses 'cm today.
II my hands Amt both GOOD ard clean,
The pump is where it's always been.
And. far as ever could sec.
It's plenty good enough for the.
don't stand much on etiquette.
But yet
I'm too polite to wash my paws
At table. spite Of social laws.
-IiUper's Bazaar.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16
The wor,cn OF Belgium.

No one can travel in Belgium with
out being struck by tho extraordinary
activity and prominence of the women.
Over the doors of shops Of all descrip-
tions the name of the owner or owners
is frequently followed by "Seurs" or
"Veuvo," You find them proprietors OF
hotels and restaurants. They are often
custodians of tho churches, They are
employed to tow the boats along the
canal banks, They cut up the meat in
the butchers shops, and they are even
to be notiosd shoeing horses at the forge
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16

The tramp had been very impertinent
aud dictatorial until the hired man un-
eapectedly made his appearance and in
quired, "Are you lookin fur scrap2"
His manner changed entirely. and at
once he answered. Eyes, sir, that g
what I'm lookin fur-a scrap O. cold
turkey er cold ham er anything that
happens to be handy "--Washington
Star
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16
FIRE ALARM CALLS.

l Central Engine House - 60
2 Buckeye Works 4FS
8 Akron Iron Works j.,
4 Diamond Rubber Works
5 Main and Market
8 No 2 Engine House, Sixth ward
Z N Broadway, near Market =,
8 Buchtel av and Bowery
8 Schumacher Mill, Mil 1t
IL Prospect, near Mil
lS Furnace and Broadway
IA Main and Keck
10 Ash and Park Place
l6 No 3 Engine House, West Hill
IL Carroll and Exchange
lS Emp re Mower and Reaper WI.
10 Ak on Rubber Works
2i Prospect and Perkins
23 Forge and Market
"a Sherman near Exchange
20 Main and Exchange
28 North Howard and Tallmadgt
"a w Market and Greene
28 Akron Knife works
20 Washington and Hopp alley
81 North Howard and North
80 Il Market and Spruce
"a w Market and Valley
85 Carroll and Spicer
SO Carroll and Sumner
81 North and Arlington
38 Vine and Fountain
80 Coburn and Campbell
Al Wooster av and Locust
AZ Pearl, near Cistern
43 S Main and Falor
As College and Mill
48 Arlington and Hazel
Al Howe and Bowery ="
48 West South
40 Merrill pottery, State 80
81 Howard and Cherry
SO No. Engine house, Main q Fair
63 Center st. railroad crossing
"a Buchtel av. and Union
81 Akron Stoneware Co., Sixth ward
81 Lods and Turner
68 Perkins and Adolph ave
SO Main, near Odd Fellows Temple
81 Case ave and Kent
so Sieberling Mill, Sixth ward
63 Johnston and Champlain
"a Akron Sewer Pipe Co, Black mill
66 Hill Sewer Pipe Co, E. Market
81 Carroll and e. Market
6S Second ave and Valley railroad
80 johnson and Wilson ~
II Grant and Gross ~
72 North and Maple
73 Werner Printing Co
"a North Orion, near Blum
~ atopihnoh ohooS ~ roAHO
76 The Whitmore, Robinson Co
81 Western Linoleum Co
81 Summit Sewer Pipe Co
SO Allyn and Cross
81 Thornton and Harvard
85 Tho O McNeal Boiler Works
81 Cereal Mills, s Howard ct
% Schumacher Cooper Shop, North
Broadway
l21 General Alarm
l23 Silver and Hickory
l25 w Market and Rhodss ay
f81 RsnnsY's 0rewsfy, u yerrS eo
4l Sherman aud voris
251 Cedar and Wabash ay
1853 w Exchange. near Willov
BIZ Cascade dflls, N Howard
8lA Fire Chiefs Resid enos
82l Adams and Upson
84l Balch and Market
SA2 Maple, opposite Balch
$40 Bittman and Crosby
96l Exchange and Spicer
fl2 Wooster and st Clair
lib st Clair and Bartges
?l6 Water Works, Wooster Ay 49,
8l Ewart Tile Works
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16

large Lady-Could you see mo across
the street, officer?
New Pollceman-Sh Shure, ma'ain; it's
tin toims tn distance OF could see yez.
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16
AKRON MARKETS
Corrected December 16, 1S99.)
WHOLESALE PRICES.

Grain.
Wheat, per bu. 69c.
Rye, per bu., 6Oc.
Oats, per bu., 26c.
Corn, shelled, per bu., 85c.
Ear corn, per bu., l5 to lie.
Corn, cracked, $1,000 per ton.
Seeds.
Glover Qarge), per bu, $3.50 to 1925
Glover (smalD, per bu, $3.50 to $4.25
Glover, crimson, per bu, $500
Glover, white, per bu, 81.
Glover, alsike, So
Timothy, per bu, s1.0O to $1.25
Mill Feed--Chop.
Corn, oats and barley, per cwt., Soc
Corn and oats, per cwt., SOC.
Middelings, per cwt., No. l, 95c.
Bran, per cwt, Toe
Flour.
Spring wheat, per sack, $1.25
City brands, per sack, $l.00 to $1.10
Ryo flour, per sack, Sl.00
Graham flour, per sack, 10-lb, S0c
Hay.
Timothy, No. ] baled per ton. $1,000
Timothy, No. bulk per ton, SO.
Glover and timothy, No. baled
per ton, 91a to $40.
Glover and timothy, No. bulk per
ton, 5000 to $ll
Glover, No. l baled per ton, 5000
Glover, No. bulk per ton, so
Straw.
Wheat, baled per ton, $5.
Wheat, bulk per ton, s.
Oats, baled per ton, $3.50
Oats, bulk per ton, $3.50
Rye, per tons
Rye, bundle, $ll per ton
Meats.
Beef, live per lb, 3 to SIC
Beef, dressed per lb, 6 to SIC
Pork, live per lb 31s to 4c
Pork, dressed per lb to sic
Mutton, live per lb 3ia to 4lac
Mutton, dressed perlb &c
Lamb, dressed per lb SIC
Lamb, live per lb Az to &c
Veal, live per Id to 8
Veal, dressed per lb toSHc
Ham, cured per lb S34 to l0Ac
Shoulder, cured per lb &c
Bacon, cured per lb 8 to &c
Beef, dried per lb 10 to l6c
Hides.
Cured, beef No /, per Id 10t4c
Cured, beef No 2, per lb 0Lc
Green, beef No l, per lb 824c
Green, beef No 2, per ID TIC
Cured, calf No |, per lb lie
Cured, calf No 2, per lb lOc
Green, calf No |, per lb l0lac
Green, calf No 2, per lb 9lac
Sheep pelts, Toe to $l.00
Tallow per lb, ~ to 41ac
Farm Produce.
Butter, Elgin creamery, per ID, 25c
Butter, country, per Id, Is to zoe
Butter, cooking, per lb, l2c
Lard, country, per Id, 8 and 6l6c
Lard, city, per lb, 811c
Eggs, strictly fresh, per doz 23c
Chickens, live, per ID Ito &c
Chickens, dressed, per lb to 10c
Turkeys, dressed 10 to 12c
Ducks, dressed 10 to l2c
Potatoes, per bu 35 to 40c
Navy beans, per bu, $2.l5
Marrowfat beams, per bu, $3.50
Maple syrup, per gal, 10 to Toe
Onions, per bu, 40c
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16

Time Oard. NOV. -, 1899.
Cars for Cleveland leave corner Howard
and Market SITS. every hour from 6:9O am,
to $3.50 pm and to 1880 pm. Saturdays and
Sundays 5:D am. $3.50 a.m., and every
half hour to PM, p I'M, pm. and 1850
p,m,
Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-12-16

BALTIMORE & OHIO.
In effect Nov. 10, 1899.
Union Depot.
Depart West.
No. 81 Vestibule limited ed............. II :15 pm
No. Z Akron Chicago fast mail ...,..l l0:l0 am
No. AZ Chicato express..................7 1850 pm
Arrive from the west.
No. Of Vestibule limited .,.,,.,.,,,..,, l:5O am
No. 46t Pittsburg xpress................ 6:35 am
No. Chicago-Akron fast mail ...... $40 pm
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-10-20

1t is a surprising fact" says Prof.
Houton, that in my travels in all
parts of the world, for the last 10
years, ! have met more people having
used Green's August Flower than any
other remedy, for dyspepsia, deranged
liver and stomach, and for constipa-
ton. | find for tourists and statesmen,
or for persons filling office positions.
where headaches and general bad feel
ings from irregular habits exist, that
Green's August Flower is a grand rem
edy. 1t does not injure the system
by frequent use, and is excellent for
sour stomachs and indigestion" Sam
pie bottles free at L. ii. Thomas
Sold by dealers in all civilized
countries.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-10-20
The Real Henson.

Long ago he had taken the resolution
always to be perfectly honest with his
children.
my son, " he accordingly observed.
Il am heating you with this trunk
strap not for your own good, but be-
cause | am hot under the collar! No it
does not by any means hurt me more
than it hurts you'll"
In the face of such luminous exam
Pile it would be strange if boy did not
grow up to be an honest man.
1t was perhaps possible to overdo this
thing and render boy so honest that
he would he unable to earn his living
in any of the learned professions, but
that difficulty, if it existed at all, was
theoretical rather than practicaL-De-
troit Journal.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-10-20
Tells LIS Own Story.

In a pretty Wisconsin town not far
from Milwaukee there is a spite
fence" which tells it's own story to all
the world. 1t is n high and tight board
affair and cuts off view across Il
number of beautiful lawns. The man
who lives on one side of it evidently
feared that the fence would bring down
on his head the condemnation of his
neighbors. Not wishing to be unjustly
blamed. he has therefore painted on
his side of the fence in letters that can
be read n block away these words:
He built this fence. didn't do it,
The man on the other side also had
no idea of letting a false impression
get out. Accordingly he has painted
on the otser side of the high barrier:
II had to do it"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-10-20
Married With n Bumn.

The marriage customs of the NegulOS
are peculiar. The young man who
seeks a bride first obtains the favor of
her parents and then purSueS her,
catching her in his arms. She breaks
loose and runs and does not yield until
he has caught her several times. Final
ly he leads her in triumph to her home.
Here her father drass the youth up Il
ladder to her floor of their hut. The
mother dragS up the maiden. They
are then made to knccl, and the IA
Their pOurS over them Il cOcoanut she'll
full of water. He then bumps their
heads together. and the ceremony is
completed. They spend their, honey
moon in the depths of the mountains
and for five days and nights are lost
to sight, after which they come back
10 everyday life.
There is another marriage custom
which IS worth describing. Instead of
the youth and maiden being dragged
up the hut ladder they are made to
climb two saplings that grow near
each other. Then an elder of the group
graspS the saplings and draws them
together until the heads of the young
couple touch, with II kiss or II bump,
according TO the force used. This
makes them man and wife.-Forum.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-10-20
Changed Her Mind Too.

a young couple in n Lancashire vii
lagc had been counting for several
years. The young man one day said to
the woman:
Sail, / Gamma marry t'ree."
Flows that" asked she.
1--WE changed my mind" said he.
"W1ll, I'll tell you what we'll do"
said she. eff folk know that it's thee
as has given me up. l shanna be able
to get another chap. but if they think
that I've given you up then l can get
another chap. So We'll have banus
published. and when the wedding day
comes the parson will say to thee.
Wilt thou have this woman to be thy
welded wife, and tina must say. L
will And when he says to me, Wilt
thou have this man to be thy welded
huSbandT shall say. 4 Wilma"
The day came. and when the minister
said, ''Wilt thou have this woman to be
thy welded wife," the man answered:
Il WILL
Then the .parsOn said to the woman:
'Wilt thou have this man to he thy
welded husband?" And she said:
Il WILL
"Why," said the young man furious.
Iy, you said you would say, 4 win
ma"
Il know that" said the young wOm-
an. but I've changed my mind since"
London Answers.