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The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1899-10-30

East by Baldwin avenue from Pennsylvania
gh5llroad cut g Newark avenue north ey New
ark avenue from Baldwin avenue to Srrifn9k
avsnile west by summit Avenue from Newark
s sve5ss e PsansyIyaala Rallroad cut; south
~ Feansylfaufa Railroad Cut from Summit
avenue 10 Baldwin avenue.
FQIRJW PRECINCT, AZ $40 Newark avenue,
East BY Summit avenue from Pennsylvania
tsaliroad Gut to. Newark avenue; north by
r r . Avenue from samnit avenue g
Newark avenue to the Pennsylvania Railroad
Gut; youth by Pennsylvania Railroad Cut from
FIFTH PRECINCT. at "a Newark avenue.
bounded as fol1ows:-
East BY the Hysdsoa boulevard from Newark
avenue from Hudson Boulevard to Tonnele
ayenae; west BY TonneIe avenue from Hopkins
avenue from sTonhele avenue to the Hudson
SIXTH PEEcINcT. at 04 Newark avenue.
East BY summit avenue from Newark avenue
e. dlcxs street; north by Hicks street from
street from Hicks street to Beacon avenue;
north by Beacon avenue from coliard street to
from Beacon avenue to Newark avenue: south
9y Newark ayende from Hudson Boulevard 70
SEVENTH PRECINCT. al nv Montrose are
nue.. bounded as follows
East by Summit avenue from Hicks street TO
nue FROM Summit avenue 70 he westerly
boundary OF Jersey City; west by the west
u pounoafy 81 Jersey city from Manhattan
axenue proauced 70 the Morris and Essex Rail-
road; south BY the Morris and Essex Railroad
from me WESTERLY boundary Of Jersey city to
aoAhe,e avenue west BY Tonneie avenue from
stne motifs ana Essex Railroad to Hopkins
1ssuae, soutn ~ hopkins avenue from Tom
xI,g aasnue e tne hudson boulevard; east ~
6saeon agenuei south BY Beacon avenue from
fnsau1usson 6ouievard toECollard strsets east ~
S 90 s.reet from Beacon avenue 70 Hicks
st1ssts soulR ey Hicks street from coAard
ssr Is ~ S4snsn5l avenue.
,ia flnr fftvciNSF, at ~ q. FauFs ave-
4 Essst so ~ q toliowss-
"a y aonneie avenue from Newark aye
hue : N nofIls ana Essex Railroad; nortn
Dy the Morris and Essex Railroad from Ton
the Hackensack River from the Morris and
Nswsrk svsuns = nswarz axenaes s9gsn 2
Tepnsls avenue
NLNLh PEnciNcfs at "a Marion place.
East by Garrison avenue from SIP avenue %
ronns.s venue and by Tonnele avenue from
$500 ras avsnns g Ne~ark avenue; north ny
ussas ever west oy the HacEensack
sc,th = roH NeEark avenue 70 SIP avenue;
ps I = ZIP avenue from She Hacksnsack
HlVer 70 Garrison avenue.
FIRsr PRRcINcT. at IS paIj ana avenue.
East BY the New Jersey Junction railroad
from Newark avenue TO Thfrfeenfh street:
Junction Railroad to Ho6oksa, avsrae aorfh
| and west BY Hoboken avenue rom thirteenth
s,pssa e Sra SUMMIT s,a,a ayeaae; souta! By Newark
Junction Railroad.
SECOND PRECINCT, at 81 81. PauE's ave
South and east 81 Hosoken avenue from
| Oakland avenue 10 Jeffarron .rar,,s -<axuroas
north By Jefferson avsnr srs, yro dy I IN eve,
sen avenne from H 5sbeI ps ayan1s e an9 as ss5Esst,
| avenue; west BY BALDWIN avenue from -Jener-
son avenue to Hopkins avenue. north by Hon
4 avenue; west by oaRssna avenne sronn Hos-
kins avenue to Hoboken avenue.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29
MESSAGE TO SAVERS.
County Judge send. an Account of the
M Trouble.

Austin, Nov, % The following tel
egram was received by Governor sayers
from 7. W. Kennedy, county judge OF
Starr county at Rio Grande City. re-,
garding the trouble there between citi-
zens and negro soldiers:
Negro soldiers at Fort Ringgold de-
ployed in ravine in the south edge OF
town at Z o'clock last night and fired
over 1900 shots into and over the town.
THE fusilade continued at intervals
for one and half ours One citizen
wounded in his house. Houses all over
town penetrated by balls.
women and children fled to woods
and ranches Population terrorized. J
FEAR the people may decide to avengt
themselves for this dastardly act, Civil
authorities would be powerless to con,
troll. =. -.-
mo cause for the act. Wire Wash
saS On and San Antonio foS- searchins
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29

Denver, Nov. ~ "A special from
Craig, Colo, says Lass week 1000 sheep
belonging to the Ged,les Sheep company,
were driven from Wyoming into Routt
county to rangs northwest Of Craig
Last Saturday - masked men captured
the herders and proceeded to kill the en-
tire flock The hcrders were warned
not to bring any more sheep into Colo
RADIO and released. These are the first
sheep that have been brought into this
section for several years.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29
NO. 90. Noah's Ark.

A menagerIe, consisting Of II pairs Of
Acknowledgements Camels, Deer, Horses.
Cattle, Donkeys, Goats, Lions, Bears, Tigers,
Dogs and Cats. Each pair is coupled and
stands alone. they are Autographed in
many colors on heavy cardboard, cut OUT
and embossed. Every feature Of the Animals
is distinctly shown. The elephants are 7
inches high and 10 nches Icing, and the other
Animals are proportionateiy large. sent
postpaid OH receipt oSe cent posIHse
stamp and Is signatures cut from
wrappers Of Arbuckles' Roasted Coffee.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29
Any ono Book Of tho following Lat will DO sent postpaid on receipt
Of Oont postage stamp ard ~ signatures cut from
Inc WrapBors OF ArhuCkIes' noastsd COifsa

No. ca n ONE NIGHT MYSTERY other Detective
atores " old sLEuTu"
No. e5 ADVENTURES OF A eAsHFUL BACHELOR, by CLARA
AUGUSTA. a rlrh pfovoSing story
Mo- CO T1MPsoT AND suFi4tNE. Novelty MRs MARY J,
The popular writer of fiction of the age
No. OF THE SuNAISlO5 COOK BOOK, by MRS. JENSIE
Cook Books eres Published.
No. us OLD 9ECRETo AND NEW DiscOvERiEs. This book
reader hepten tracks OF knoWleuEe anu
lie found both entertaining AID useful.
No. 90 THREE THoucAno THINGS WORTH KnoMNlNe, by
OF "Moores UnYersu Assistant Ips nook
cloiedA highly condensed FORM
No. THE CITY OF DREADFUL NIGHT, and other stories
by RUDSARD klPLiNu.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29
Tho Dead Of tho Maine.

Washington, Nov. % The navy de-
partment has about concluded arrange
ments for bringing to this country the
bodies OF the 1866 sailors of the Maine,
now inferred in Colon cemetery, Havana.
IG is now proposed to assign warship
to this duty between December anil Feb
ruary nsxt. The bodies will be brought
to Washington and inferred in Airing
ton cemetery with suitable honurs.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29

~ won't take those pictures" said
the woman angrily. "Why, they make
me look like a fright
MADAM" said the sunve photog-
rcpher, 81 see that you do not want n
photograph, but fancy picture Just
make your own selection from the
showcase. "-Chicage Post
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29
preridsnt,. Ginning Ms..nre.

Washington, Nov. % Those who exc
guessing the contents of the presidents
nessazn 70 congress- lay it will recon.
mend the retention Of the Philippines,
building the Nicaragua canal, enlarging
the navy, giving Porto Rico territorial
government, constructing a cable from
the Pacific coast to the Philip,
pines and granting the Cubans free.
dom whenever it becomes practicable.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29

Washington, Nov 22. "A cablegram
received al the state dep rtment from
United States Minister Looms at Cara
Gas announces tnat he has established
relations with the Castro government of
Venezuela Mr.. Loomis was author
lied to recognize the dc facto govern
tnent in his discre ion
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29
rntnl Fnll fron v NNnann.

Wabash, Ind, Nov 20, - Willinrr
Bowers, a prominent farmer, near Lar
we'll, fell from tall load OF cora fodder
which WAS loaded on wagon The fall
was 10 feet ana in his decent Mr.. Bower.
struck upon his head producing con
cussion OF the spine. He is unconscioul
end his reooYerY il doubtful
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29
Nc. 95
Three Beautiful
Flower
Pictures.

Each measuring 0Jsxl7
inches. Tho titles are
-" Summer Fragrance"
" a Vase Of Lilies" and
" Fresh and Sweet"
These three pictures all
so tosether, and will be
scntpost-pnid ON re-
ceipt OF . cent post
age stamp and 5 sig
natures cut from wrap
pers of Arbucklcs'
Roasted Coffee.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29

"You manage TO keep nElt UP with
the modes In the suburbs, Mrs. Plain"
yes. When our new cooks come,
they always bring the latest styles
Detroit Free Press.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29

Mrs, ilenpeek---i don't see how yoN
could mnrFS again Il should die, fol
before we were married you used to
sag there wns not another woman IN
the world liBe me.
fIenpecl-That Is Just what might
induce me 60 take another wifc.-Llfe,
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29

Enstis, Fla, Nov 2s--John &. Whee-
lock OF Grand Island was run over and
Instantly killed By train. Mr.. Vince
lock was an old union veteran. Some
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29

Elkhart, Tex, Nov. 81. C. w Whit
ley's gin and mill and about 10 bales of
seed cotton burned. Loss about $1,000;
no insurance.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29

"When l de" said Blatant, ~ want
to be cremated."
con, you'll be ronsted all right" ven
turcd Smiley. - Philadelphia North
American.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29
The First Prayer.

a beautiful
i'm p orted
Picture l5x2j
inches IN
size. Seut
postpaid
en- receipg
Of y C en- 6
o o . { II q o
stamp and
10 sic II u
lures c Il Q
from wrap
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29
Two 20 Company.

The original
was painted
ty Percy
Moran. This
reprodur-
tipn In II
printings IS
O gen uin .
work OF art.
s ize lGl,X
25ls inches.
Sent pcsT-
puid on
recckpt OF
two ce n {
y Os n u y
stam9 ana
10 sigma
lures g II I
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29
No. o.
Tho First Kiss

a beautiful
i'm ported
picture l5x
20 inches In
size. sent
post paid
on receipt
of . cent
post u U @
Btnmp und
10 siGnn-
tures c IL (
! from wrap,
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29

Mrs. Golde-Nugget-I cannot see any
callers today. Nanette.
Nanette Give minutes later to callers
Monsieur, hat re plasure to inform
you Eat madame is blind today.-Phile'
delphia North American.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29

Coffee Wfalpef, WHICH you HT0
10 cut out and send to US as a
voucher.
No other part OF tho Coffee
Wrapper will be accepted as a
voucher. nor will this Picture be
accepted as suaa.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29

investigation and removal Of troopa 81
once"
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29

from wrap
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-11-29
Ions 10 ARBUCKLE EROS, MOTION


COME or GUN SIGNATURES ON RED BAokGR0uN
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-09-11
A Country Editor.

We look into n cradle and behold 4
male child. At the age Of 10 he is n
noisy kid. with half the buttons off his
pants and an eye for meanness. At
the age of - he is Il devil in a print
shop; at - the publisher of n country
newspaper. at the head of every en-
terprise calculated to improve the town
or enrich the business thereof; at 30
he is an emaciatcd and wornOut man,
with holes in his pockets and bald
head; Mt the age of 90 he is Il corpse in
n cheap coffin, and his only resources
left behind are two cases of long
primer type, n Washington handpress
and a subscription book with 500 delin-
quent subscribers. who line up and
march past the coffin. saying, HE was
q public spirited fellow, but he couldn't
save anything. Metal Polisher.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-09-11
Strawberries For the equity,

a writer in Nature speaks of the
cruel medical tyranny which banisheS
the rawberry from the diet of the
equity and quotes what Linnaeus had
to say about the curative properties Of
this delightful fruit. This great nat
uralist was persuaded 10 take strawber-
ries during I severe attack of sciatica.
sued, and when he awoke the pain had
sensibly subsidized. On the next day he
ate as many istra W berries as possible,
and on the follow ing fihorHing the pain
was gone and ne was able TO leave his
bed. Gouty pains returned ut the same
date in the next year, but they were
dispersed rs soon rs Linnaeus was able
to get strawberries.
Although Strawberries are forbidden
to the equity by some authorities. by
others they are permitted, the fruit be-
ing regarded as n useful food for
equity persons on account of its rich
ness in the salts OF potash, soda and
lime and its cooling. diuretic and laXa-
strawberry shows it to be particularly
rich in soda salts. and in spite of the
high percentage of water this fruit
excels all other common fruit in the
amount of mineral salts. The chem
istry of the stra wberry, therefore,
would teach that this fruit is likely to
be beneficial in equity states.-Lancet.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-09-11
See How Long You Will Live.

There is n very simple rule for find
ing the average number of years which
persons of any age may expect 10 live.
II the present age be deducted from
81, two-thirds of the remainder is the
answer required. This result is not
absolutely accurate, but it is near
enough. For instance, man aged 20
might by this rule expect TO live 40
years longer. which is just what the
latest actuarial tables give. At 40 the
expectation of life works out at nearly
% years, while the tables give it as
more than % years. At 60 the above
rule allows just over Is years, and the
table shows little less.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-09-11
= Fish Mystery.

One strange feature of this sea life Of
the tropics is the regular recurrence OF
migratory SwarmS of fish of very small
size that return in huge numbers year
after year with such absolute regular
ity that the natives calculate on the
event on 4 certain day in each year
and even within an hour or two of the
day One such swarm of fish forms
The occasion of an annual holiday and
feast at Samoa. The fish is not unlike
the whitcbait for which the English
Thames has so long been celebrated.
and each year it arrives at Samoa on
the same day in the month of October.
remains for Il day, or at the most two
days. and then disappears entirely till
the same day of the following year.
Why it comes or whence no curious
naturalist has yet discovered, nor has
anybody traced its onward course
when it leaves the Samoan group. but
the fact is TnQueStionablc that sudden
-, without notice. the still waters of
he lagoon which surround each island
within the fringing reef become alive
with millions of fishes, passing through
them for Il single day and night and
then disappearing for n year as though
they had never como.-LippincottS
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-09-11
A DESPERATE RIDE.
Fc Braved the storm of Bullets and
Saved the Regiment.

That is one of the brayest men l
ever knew" said General RoSecrans,
pointing out his inspector general. Ar
thur {. Ducat. Il saw him cooIly face
almost certain death TO perform a
duty Three on the same duty had
fallen before his eyes, and he had to
run the gantlet OF u thousand mus
kets, but he did it."
The words We're spoken to james T.
Gilmore while ON Il visit to odd
RoseS's" army at Murfreesboro. who
records them in his Personal Recol-
lectionS."
General ROsecrans referred TO Du-
cats behavior at the battle of Iuka.
The inspector general had observed
that a regiment of General Stanley's
division was about TO be overwhelmed
by much larger force of the enemy.
Ride on and warn Stanley at once"
said Rosecrans as Ducat reported the
danger. An acre on fire and swept
with bullets lay between him and the
menaced regiment. Ducat glanced at
it and said:
General, 1 have a wife and chill
dren."
You knew that when you came
here" answered ROsecrans coolly.
IN go, sir" said Ducat, moving his
horse forward.
stay Il moment. We must make
sure of this" said the general, begin
ming to write dispatches. the paper
resting on the pommel of his saddle.
lie wrote three; gave one to each of
three Orderlies and sent them off at in
tervals of about go yards over the bull
let swept field. Then lie looked at
Ducat, who had seen every one of the
orderlies fall lifeless or desperately
wounded. Without n word he plunged
into the fire, ran the gauntlet in safe
", got to Stanley and saved the regi-
ment, but his clothes were torn by
mimic balls, and his horse received n
mortal wound.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-09-11
The Lambs For wall stree.,

The brassy, meaSly peddler who
stands at the street corner selling brass
shirt studs for cents apiece and
shouting that he guarantees" them
TO be gold catches many 4 wandering
fool The guarantee" is given by a
man who never expects TO see his Gus
toners again. and the customers never
expect to trade with him Il second
time. But the word guarantee" car
ries weight with il, and the fool and
his money. now as ever, are soon
parted.
Every days mail brings me letters of
inquiry regarding the stability of a set
Of Wall street sharks who offer TO
guarantee" profits ranging from 10
TO 100 per cent per month to all who
Will give up their good money and
trust the sharpers to invest it in the
maelstrom of speculation. Scarcely Il
week passes witho,!t the report in the
newspapers of the exposure. the fight
or arrest of one of these sharks.
But the race of fools seems to be
eternal, and it appears to be only nee
eSSary for the Wall street bunko man
to take Il new name and to hire desk
room in Wall street or one of its
laterals to reap new crop from Il new
line of cuStCmerS.-LeSlie'S Weekly.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-09-11
4 hawaiian Temple of Refuge.

kawaihaeS one remaining point Of
interest is the ruins, back on the hill.
of Il temple of refuge built by Kane
hameha the Great. 1t is the very las:
of the heiaus, where in the old days,
during strife, the peaceful sought and
obtained immunity from harm-fO-
into these temples Il man might not
pursue an enemy. This ruin indicates
4 very substantial structure. in paral-
telegram form. about 22O feet long by
100 wide. Entrance is gained through
a narrow passage between two high
walls, and the interior is laid off in
terraces and paved with smooth, fiat
stones. The wall up hill is S feet high,
and on the down hill side 20 feet high,
and both are l. feet thick at base
Caspar Whitney in Harpcr's Weekly.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-09-11
a Lucky Horseshoe.

The Australians when they find n
horseshoe throw it over their shoulder.
\ lady in Sydney found one and threw
it gracefully over her shoulder. 1t
went through hatter's window and
hit Il customer who was trying on q
new hat. This gentleman, under the
impression that one of the shopmen.
in a fit of temporary insanity. had
played the trick, promptly struck him
and sent him through the plate glass
window. y general melee ensued, al
though on consideration nobody knew
what it was all about.-Public Opinion.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-09-11
Chicago MOdesty.

Chicago beats the world" announc-
ed the tall. slim travelling man after
he had taken n late lunch in the hotel
cafe. ut claims everything and con-
cedcS nothing. \ novice would be
made to think over there that Chicago
exploited the universe. stocked it, wa
tered the stock. issued half a dozen
series of bonds and ran it ever since.
What DO you think l went up
against in that town last winter? l
was coming out of one of the theaters
when 4 cadavcroUS looking genius with
ten inch hair asked me if | was n law
yer. | humored him to learn what his
game was. Well, sir he continued.
you have chance to make n fortune
You have seen this play, strong on the
stage and strong in the box office. It's
superb. yet it's Il bald faced. unmiti-
gated, cold bloOded plagiarism. | wrote
it, every word of it. Not Il situation.
climax or sentence is changed. Go
after the author for damages. and I'll
give you half
Il lodged through the crowd ahead
of Us and made my escape"
"What was the play?'
1.-THE Rivals "-Detroit Free Press.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-09-11
POETRY WHICH BURNED.
The Successful scheme OF u Rhyme
ster TO Mike Money.

= very wealthy, sedate and enter
prising manufacturer in Pennsylvania
has Il brother who is trifiing. dissipat-
ell and of course 4 spendthrift. But
the fellow now and then displays re-
markable ingenuity in making 4
raise" All his life lie has INDUCED.
among other bad habits, that of writ
ing cXccrablc verse, much of which,
however, lie has managed to get
printed.
Lately he conceived the monstrous
idea of having all his stuff printed in
IL book and with the aid of an unScru-
pulous printer succeeded in bringing
ont the work" in quite handsome
shape. But i'll the most affectiOnate
terms he dedicated" the book 10 his
wealthy brother. who regards his near
ana dissolutc kiusman's poetry as
really the most rcprehensible thing
that the incorrigible fellow does.
But the rhymester and his black art"
accomplice knew their business. They
printed a large edition of the book and
sent Il copy TO the wealthy man. who
Immediately purchased the entire edi-
ton and the plates and made words
that burn" of the poems" by means of
a bonfire. He also sent TO his cruel
brother and induced him to accept n
salary to do nothing but throttle his
verse ficnd.
The wicked printer obtained capital
enough to go to Chicago and carry on
Il reputable printing establishment,
and the bad brother is earning more
money by keeping his verse fiend ST.
lent than better poets do by keeping
their muses. constantly at work.-Wo.
mans Home Companion.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-09-11
An Exciting Race.

Il reckon the most eXcitin race l ever
sec" observed the man with the faded
hair. after an interval of silence, was
between two Mississippi river steam
boats. The engineers crammCd the
furnaces with bacon and everything
else in the cargOcS that would make 4
hot fire. The Prairie Rose was the
name of one boat and the Minnesota
Bella WIS the other. but everybody
knowed it was Il race between the en-
Ginecrs. fur the reason that they'd
had fight in st. Louis once. l was on
the Rose, and we was chinnin the pas
sengcrs on the Belle. It wasn't more n
10 feet away. an the boat that got
around the big bend first we knowed
would win the race
(Which got there first?' asked one of
the listeners, tired of the oratory.
We'll. the engineer of the Minnesota
Belle got there first" rejoined the man
with the faded hair. Ger parts OF him
did. His biler exploded" -Chicago
Tribune.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1899-09-11
4 Ncwsbo,'a Triumph.

A pretty young lady dropped her
dainty lace handkerchief at Il State
street corner the other afternoon y
dapper young man and a newsboy both
saw it drop and simultaneously made Il
grab for it. and each got n corner.
Let go; I've got it," whispered the
fellow to the boy.
Let go YOURSELF" shouted the
newsy. I've got it,
While the man was apparently whis-
pering n bride to the boy the latter sud-
denly jerked the handkerchief out of
his hands and handed it to the smiling
girl. with tho remark:
Dat guy wanted to make n mash,
guess, but l caught de snuffer first"
The crowd laughed, and the guy"
suddenly moved on.-Chicagc News.