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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-05-22

YT1HE ANNUAL MEETING of the stock
4 holders of the DISTRICT OF COLUM-
BIA LOAN AND INVESTMENT COM
PANY will be held MONDAY, May %,
1899, at 5 o'clock p M, at No. 123 south
Royal street, Alexandria, Va.
ALLEN G. CLARK,
my132 2027 Secretary.
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MEETINGS..

NOTICE.-A general meeting of the stock
IN holders of THE PARK BICYCLE
CLUB Of the District of Columbia will be
held at 209 Duke street, Alexandria, Va,
on the 10TH DAY OF JUNE, at one o'clock
p. m, to elect officers of said corporation and
to transact any other business that may le-
gally come before said meeting
J. D. LASLEY,
B GRAVES,
F c CLARK, Directors
w. JOSE,
E. V. DOUGLAS,
Washington, d. c., May Is, 1899.
my16 GOD
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1899-05-22

h'ANCY LEMONS AND ORANGE5 fol
- ss!e by J.C. MILBURN.
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1899-04-22

American admirers. You, Colonel, are
like this rose. In that you are the ma.
tons choice"
Then the crowd whooped and yelled
some more and Colonel Bryan blushed
Chairman Brown. walking TO the edge
OF the platform, said that over thirty
years ago man had come out from the
west, unexpected and unlocked for in an
hour OF the pation's peril. History re-
peats itself and the world travelled In a
circle, and now in another hour Of the
nations peril another man had come out
Of the west to bring II back to virtue
and liberty. Then he introduced the
Boy Orator OF the Platte.
As Colonel Bryan stepped forward the
diners rose on masse. They leaned on
chairs and tables, they swung the bot
ties around their heads. they put their
feet in the ice cream dishes, they waved
hats, coats and handkerchiefs, and
howled so loud that the band, which
had began to toot the moment Bryan
stepped forward, could not be heard
The demonstration continued without
interruption for full minute. Then
there were signs Of it's waning, and the
Colonel, with that old. familiar smile.
held out both hands 10 gentle protest to
keep her going-at least that was the
effect OF It. The noise was renewed and
the band played on. Another minute
passed. In the wild enthusiasm cham.
payne bottles and dishes were broken.
Men climbed up on each other, the
women in the galleries added their
shrieks to the stentorian roar that came
up from the lower floor. At the end OF
this second minute there was another
suspicion Of let up, and again the
Colonel, the smile broadened to cover
his whole face, raised his hands, palms
outward, and commanded it to 90 on.
In the third minute he kept waving and
smiling pretty regularly, and the band
played on. The third minute passed
and fifteen seconds more. The noise
died out, 10000 o .toot!' went the
band and up rose the crowd again and
they yelled out another thirty. five Sec
onds Of welcome. Then came silence.
Police GET THEIR CLUBS TO WORK.
When Mr.. Bryan finished bis speech,
there was prolonged cheering. He
stood smiling and bowling. when sudden.
ly there was rush for the stage. The
crowd poured over the platform, and
Mr.. Bryan was surrounded by howl
ing, pushing mob, all fighting madly to
shake hands. Mr.. Bryan was rudely
jostled about and his face became very
pale, but he continued to smile.
The police made a rush to his assist
anco, but soon found that ordinary push.
ing and showing would not drive away
the too enthusiastic admirers, 30 they
drew their clubs and literally dubbed a
passageway to him. Then with two
policemen ahead Of him, two on each
side and two behind him, q way was
forced to the sidewalk. where another
crowd made things interesting until
they got him in carriage. He was
rapidly driven away.-.New York Sun.
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1899-04-22

nrst TO go up. 1t seemed as II dozen
Of them simultaneously jumped on their
chairs, kneed themselves up to the plat.
form, then. reaching down, dragged
their chairs up.
After them came the deluge. From
the further side Of the chief table
guests crawled up upon il. strobe across,
scattering dishes and silverware, and.
leaping for the desired coign, sprawled
with clutching arms and waving legs,
belly TO the curve OF the edge like un.
practiced gymnasts striving to sur.
mount bar. More followed them.
The table trembled under the onslaught.
The air was full OF chairs and bodies.
Helpful diners who had attained the
goal sought to haul up to their level
lees agile friends, and sometimes fell in
the attempt. One man slipped in a
plate Of ice cream and plunged to the
floor, taking another man with him in
frantic clutch. An unfortunate, in his
herculean struggles, split his coat up
the back. Not only from the front did
the onslaught come, but from the sides,
too, men rushing from the side tables
to get place on the stage. Mr.. Bryan
stared aghast. Later he talked about
the perils Of an aristocracy, but just
then he looked as il the chief peris he
cav was that Of mobocracy. And the
police, who we're all over the building
eating and drinking sl,OO odds and ends
didn't take any hand, though they must
have heard that something unusual was
going on.
The air was full OF cries and yells,
plainly tn be heard above the cheers
Of the galleries.
look out above, there! Give us a
chance!"
"Come up, then. Bring your chair!"
keep that foot still. You're kicking
my head
Hey! Lend hand! I'm slipping
back!"
Heads below! He's going to fall"
Hi, Jimmy! Come round to the
side and III haul you up"
Here you are, Sol. I've kept chair
for you. Leggo that chair, it's mine!"
There were some lively scuffles for
chairs both on the stage and below, for
as soon as the places at the guests
table were vacated others rushed for
them, and from there sought in turn to
scale the platform A messenger boy
who watched the bodies going up over
the side or Topping back. piped out
"Say, dat's like de AL Foster wit a
excursion on an de fish comm up over
de side.'
The rush being over, it was seen that
though many Of the ordinary guests
had gained the stage they were mostly
in the rear, for the first lines were Of
broad shirt fronts, sadly rumpled and
soiled by the difficult ascent. The
room was still buzzing like a beehive
when Chairman Brown called the meet.
ing to order. Then followed the
speeches.
THE SAFEGUARDING.
After explaining that the purpose OF
the dinner was to indorse the Chicago
platform Chairman Brown introduced
George Fred Williams OF Massachusetts
who spoke in response to the toast,
TRUSTS and Monopolies."
He said that for twenty five years
the politicians of New York had die.
tated to the Democracy of the country
how much Of true Jefferson principles
should be embodied in the National
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1899-04-22

and narrow center space between two
lines OF chairs and made his way to the
cross table, just below the stage, re.
served for the speakers and special
guests. Behind him came Chairman
James r. Brown OF the Committee OF
One Hundred, escorting o. II. p Bel.
mont, who, with his brother Perry,
President Of Mr.. Cookers Democratic
Club, constitutes a double huked an.
Choir to hold firm in both kinds of Demo-
cratic ground. Next came DR.. j. H.
Girdner, blazing a path for George Fred
Williams the great Massachusetts
back-action, vote-getter, who has made
more votes for his opponents than any
other politician now extant.
The orator was led to center seat,
next the stage, facing the diners, and
Mr.. Brewster and DR.. Girdner took the
seats on either side Of him. Later DR..
Girdner left to look after some Com
mittee business, and o. H. p. Belmont
got next" In spite Of tho alleged fact
that Mr.. Belmont has made money in
Wall street, and Mr.. Bryan's we'll
known conviction that that locality ia
the roof OF Gehenna, the pair seemed to
get on pretty comfortably. Money
made in evil ways may be sanctlfied by
righteous use; maxim which may
possibly have been in the orators mind
in connection with hopes Of the Demo.
cratic nomination for the Presidency.
All this time tle people were shout
ing and the band was humping out
"ilail to the Chief" As soon as the
music was over Mr.. Bryan began to eat,
and seemed to take normal interest in
his viands throughout the meal. The
same cannot be said OF the other diners
for the next fifteen minutes. They were
too much interested in the central fig
ure OF the show. 1t was after they had
resumed their seats again that the band
struck up The Star Spangled Banner"
Some Of the diners at the guests table
pushed back their chars as il to rise.
looking inquiringly at the guest Of
honor. He made no movements OF re-
cognition Of the music. but went on
placidly eating turkey. As he sat still,
nobody rose, and the national air was
played through while nearly 5000 PEG.
pie sat silent. This may have hap.
pened before, but the reporter who writes
this has attended many public dinners
this season, and not at one Of them did
the diners fail to Jump to their feet
almost unanimously before the fret bar
of 1.-THE Star Spangled Banner was
finished.
Something started the cheering again
little later. but the band struck up
Get Your Moneys Worth" and a sud.
den silence fell, broken only by the rat
tie Of knives and forks in rapid action
for the next ten minutes. Then the
people began to crowd forward into the
cross aisle back Of the head table, where
they stared joyously at the back Of Mr..
Bryan,s head, as he was then talking
with man who stood behind his chair
DR.. Thompson Of the committee as.
cended the stage and tried the Canute
act, but the crowd wouldn't be waved
back and stuck until the police came
and cleared the aisle for the walters.
Thereafter service was swifter at the
head table than at the othere and the
mass Of diners were still at ice cream
and free champagne (Which one OF the
orators, later, called ciderO l6 small
bottles to gallon, when Bryan rose and
The courier. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1894-1903, 1899-04-22

When the speaker referred to Gov.
ernor Roosevelt and said he would de.
mand new worlds to conquer, a voice In
the audience cried out
Good for Teddy"
III the Democracy is not equal to
this opposition to trusts and monopo-
lies" continued the speaker. 1T must
give way to a greater and nobDer
party"
o. II. =. Belmont was the next speak.
or, on the subject OF Unity OF the
Party"
81 am no hater OF money or the man
who makes it, but ! do hate the man
who is not free to live and let live" he
said. LET us have in our party no rich
or poor, no capital or labor. The issue
OF 1900 is whether we are to be con.
trolled by the cosmopolitan money
power or shall be freedman. II the
Democratic party will nominate Mr..
Bryan as the standard bearer for 1900 I
will give him my support aud work for
his election"
John g. Ridpath spoke about Thomas
Jefferson. THE greatest statesman
and noblest Democrat OF this nation
l was going to say without exception,
but ] hesitate when ! look at our prin-
cipal guest here tonight" said the
speaker. fright you are!' several
voices responded.
At the end Of Mr.. Ridpath's address
one Of the committee on the stage pre-
sented large floral horserhoe to the
Nebraska Colonel.
John s. Crosby was selected to re-
spond to the toast, "Civic Liberty"
1--WE have political and religious lib
erty, but we lack industrial, economic
and social liberties" he said. I'VE
want all men to understand that while
a man is ready to fight for his country
and his flag, yet he has civic rights that
the Government should not be permit
ted to take or with hold from him.
IL want to remind you OF the prin-
ciples Of Henry George. Every true
follower OF Henry George is a Democrat.
So is every true believer in Abraham
Lincoln"
ALVEY KENTUCKY JUDGE.
The next speaker was Judge James
P. Tarvin, a Kentucky Circuit Judge,
with aspirations for the Vice-Presiden.
tial nomination on the Democratic
ticket.
"A hundred years ago the men of the
North and the men OF the South made
this Union" he said, land I say to you
today you must look to the men Of the
South to preserve the Union. l want
to remind you of the difference between
the true Democracy Of Jefferson and
the brutal Democracy Of Cleveland
[cries Of "Good! good! Hit him sgain!"]
I want to remind you also that it is
those men who are engaged in amas.
sing wealth in this country who are
most anxious to keep up the cry Of the
masses against the classes One class
owning the money and the other class
owning labor keep up the turmoil and
industrial unrest in the country. The
creature Of legislation in this land has
driven out the creature of God. The
industrial has no chance Of fighting for
lie with the corporation. Those in
control Of the Democracy in large cities
have no conscience. There is no dit.
ference between Croker and q Plat.
l say it is the part Of coward to seek
any concessions from them. We
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-01-12
Polska pod Mooskalem
SPALONE zYWCEM. Pre-

SPALONE ZYWCEM. Pred
kllku dn,ami wYbuch{ po7ar W
Niclkiej fabryce wyrob6w wf6cz-
k6Nych ponczoch przemYs}oWca
Bfoha " Whine, 7atrudn1aigcego
$50 robotnic. Ogien tax szybko sic
rozszerzYl, ze robotn'ce zatrudnio-
ne ma drugiem pletrze wskUtek
'zajecia sic schoddw drownianych
znie1oIone hy}y ratowac sic
wyskoczeniem z okien. Kilka
ro6otnlc zab.}o SIC ma miejscu.
okol, Is ponlos}o clezkie obra=
zenla, a II, ME zdqzyWszY
wvskoczyc, ponios}o smserc W
pfumieniach.
KALISZ. W1ssclcieie ziemscy
W gubernii 8alisklej, skutklem
nlegodzi-yych dzlaiah hakatYst1-
cznych, zerwali z Tuwarzystwa mi
gradowemi n:emleck!em przyia-
czYli SIG do Towarzystw Wza-
jemnych ubszpieezen W Moskwie.
lime gubornle Kr6lestwa Polskiego
p6jda "a tYm prz.kfadem, a tax
ToNa-zystwem nicmlecklm nbeda
niliony zabezpieczel.
w WARSAW VIE skazai sad
wojeEn1 pcrurzn!ka 5-go pIllkun.
artyleryl walowe] Rosyanina Nos
sza NcSakowa, kt6ry zabit 'kupca;
EPolskn Daszaies icza. ma polbaw:e4
nle godnosc', rang. szlachectwa
wsze..ki,h praw stanu.
hAsIEpUJAcy P'oL,ACY,
pc uLonczenlu wydziaiu lekarsk:e-
90 " J%urlewle, otrzyn all stopnle
lekaran: stanislaw Bahkowskii,
Franciszek Blink, Jdzef AViierzsii.
ski, slanistaw WYsokihski, Aired
AndrfzzeIjjj Herman, #'lt;aaniisliaw
Gurb.sk;;, Alexander Karoll. A.
|roIB Emil Kfose, nlisozytisll ,sl
fIipszyo,,fzAdam ITo j, MAJ ! ] : akowski,
stanisiaW MussYhskj, salonon
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-01-12
DOMYSLNY

Prevalent rzeczYpospohteJ
francuskie1, Felix Faure, b7f W
l;cznem tow arzystwie ma polowanlu.
Kiedy wracali zmeczeni, Wstaplll
do wie]sk,ei kerczmy. CAKE iowa
rzystwo dworsk1e objawifo chec
napicla sic kawy, ale nie spodzle".
vano sic, BY moog}a bYd dobra, 2
,owodu ze karczma by}a nlepc~
kama. Prevalent uspokol} mysl!-
vYoh, popros:d kauai do sieo'e
g.spodarza : zapyta} go:
Czy masz pan eyk'crya?
Man,.
70 prose- z, pana 0 sprzedan'e
mi calego zasobu, ale zaraS' 90 "a
zaraz zap}aee.
Gospodarz odda} w~szYstk2, jake
,n;a} W domu 10 prezydept kazaf
usuna6, a potem popfos1f gospoda,
rza o ugotowanie kawy, Nap6i
ten byl tax wyborny, re ~wszystkim
cmakowa1.
Czy r.oge sic spodziewa6.
10 .od DIS "a rok beds pane
nazywal s1odk,m lm;enlem zonyf
i O! jezeli tylko przeS ten
czas kto lepszY sic ME traf' 2
Gaia przyjemnoscia NAIVE pana
mezem.
noBRA oDPoW1EDz. Officer je'
don szedl ma przechadzke z kapelanem
%wo,skowym = kolo szub~lepl'y"''''
r1,,e bvlo wiele kruk6w. Officer
7,zrtowal sobie z ksleaza, re krukl
za-az czarpa suknie poznaly. ''EI'
Mo moi panie, odrzecze ksiaadz q
ale one my6!s, ze ia zn6W kogos ~
szabie -.lce %prowadza'-
NA CO PUDEkKA. zydek przy@
chodzi do apteki ! prosi "a grajcarl
prsszku ma owady.
A czy masz aaszeczke Tub pu-
ny, po co pudelko,:. MECH
pan cd razu nasypie "a k k
GLORY p~rzychodzi do doktora ]. n'
porade.
Doktor: ,,pokazno ja7yk.,
maaz Wy II apetyts .z5 .=.5.
. 1 J. hor II oglaadajac Sig "a 5akey
mlHpan i doktlsorsdal GO zjees6, ito zjadi1r
bym u cbpatpiies'. azz=zz= .
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-01-12

lo~'s slIs lla4'fa 81 5 takina nias vyrok
wydanoo:: FoniesWaz siavetneejj s Ma
%gddaalleen,ee lie : oczo PARRY, pprzeto.
sllkkaazz,ujje SIC y "a apaleeni9. Da lsi Z
Mixx'tata po wygnnaniu bYifa, be b.
z ze ne ma. HElee'rr'mneenneggildees
Eaapa, piisarz sadu miejskieggo, ME Ne
1 " pisa6d ka ali znak ~ "a
Swietego.
FREDERICKSBURG DZIEN-
FNIAOM! PonieWaz dz.ennikl siuza
;ty7l!ko do podburzania tiumoy i .
lstniclacego porzadlkz'ul.
=zrrzeszY, q dziennlkarze pracnia ma
szkode panstWa eaten rozkazujemY
zzamkzinoac ~wszystkle gazety, zas
ma jch vydawc5w j redak,or6w
nalozyGG n%aIsrozs7c karY. Tax brsmi
rozporzadzenie wYdane rrzez cesa-
nowa Tee- Hs', M mooy kt6rego
@zawieszono Sc dsiennik6w eh hsHieh
Wtrgcsni zostall do wlezien,a ME
tylko redaktorowie, ale takze lch.
krevni az do dz:ewiatego stopnia.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-01-12
MA WSI.

MA WSI.
~ Gdziez to Maciejowa idzieta?
A do karczmy,
- dzieelokiem?
- Ha, 2 dzieciokiem, DO powiada.'
ia Re ia przyszly rok juz karczm6w
ME bendzie, to MECH tn roboczek
ehoG W m~a1enkosci kaJcz misko obaczy!
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-01-12
co KWANDRANS

- Doktor do chorego: lego lekar-
silva tedziec.:e, Maclaju, zaz ywali co
kwandras lyzke kicliszck w6 dki
mozecie sig tez naplt.
- Ma,1ej; Panic dcktcrze, czy taxi
lie GO kwandrans?
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-01-12
81 fa ~ WNiiiIhellmmi Mig'uIskAil, Edward
U55cc,hif6sxsii Leon Julian FuklIkiiieW7sii,c:zz

II #HHas f4S5fHHf 39H aaSS%s#aSR 98SAISsB
TO | owe 3 y .:
Dz1RA zB T;ls,s'l1lS:[l \
Warszawskllem. Pred dw 't1nf''
] dnisnml " :JasnY dz'en. bo okoio
go,dziny 4 pc po4udn1u. ma Wo1sklial
pod. Warszawa kalku wl6czeegg6t6'WV
znecato SIC v okruuttny asFpos6b mad t',atl
jeonYm 70 swYch ,kol,eggoW' Gddy
p~rzechodzaca tamtedy Anna Anna Do
raudowa, iona giiseta, kobieta go
letnia, zw$r66cilla Huwagge katai2cych
pa n,ecny lch .postepek, ied,en !. z Z
lo.r6w uderzy} mfod4 kobiete nozem
v piers, prz;e,s'z'Y'ws'a i'''= SERGE.
PrzychodzacY posoieszYIi upada-
i;cej kobleeiie ma pomoc a%zzbr5dnia.
RE rozblagtl sic w " u ltd Prey
wiezlona przez pogotoWie ratun
ko1e do szpltata bW. .Ducha, Anna
Dorandowa zostala rrzez lesarzy
Witolda Ho1odlnskiegt. Wacfa-
wa Malisze 7sklego opatrzona,
ktdrzy to lekarze dckonall ma
zranlonej v%yjatkoweJ j ME zwyk'el
operac7i zeszycia przebitego serca.
Literature medyczna INA kilka
takich c%peracyi, z kt6cYch jedna
oslegne'a rezultat ! supe}nego
wyzdrowienia pacyenta. Doradowa
pc operacYl ma sic lepleJ,. przY-
t;mnosG ]ej powr6cl}a tax, ze. pro-
Ska uwladomlenle meza Q zasz1ym
wypadku. d
KNOW. w w1elkiej tawro.
wsklej cerkwi W dziale Antoine
wskim ma ch6rze 2-go pietra pod
skiepleniem z~naleziono skarb. Pod
zelazna deska znaleziono czte1y
sta.odawne naczynia metalowe, i
star} b~eczu}ke, nape}nloha z!c!eml
i srebremi monetaml. Wieksza
czs&c stanow,a 10on9ty polskie 2
czas6w Zygnunta Ill a nadto je-
dna wleksza z1ota z czas6w P,otra
Wlclkiego. I. 1902. z z%naIezlo-
nych W naczynlach dokument6w
okazuje sic, re skarb przechowany
zostat W r. l7312a archimandryty
Romano Kop]i. Ops skarbn wspo-
NINA 0 LOO czerWonych zlotych 4,
0 10 tysiacach talar6w sre brem
.skarb przeniesiozy zostat do zskry
stY'.
OLA sPADKU w tyuh
dniach zawarJe zosta1o wAmeste."
DAME clekaWe maIzenstyo.'
Pan mfody. w1asclclel restauracYl,
az do te2 Gu will prawle, gdY STA
nat M s!ubnym kobieIcu, przez
ten caiy ~przecieg clasu uchodzif
p%owszechn1le "a kobietq "a robll to
: naastepujaoej pr1yca7ny. Maj
bardzo bcgata clotke, ktjra pred
d~wudzjestq trzema latY zapisasa
a.Ysaoj majatek lego rodzlcom,
ale pod warunklem, q opatrdnost
obdarzY ich... c6rka. Timc2aselmrl
ma Swat przyszedt synek vice
ME 'bYio innej radY, tylko zrobit 2
nlego cc61ke. Pjzebrano vice 90 v
kobiece sukn1e ! przez lat dVl-
dziesc.a try synek uchoaz.l v
oczach sweJ s~trasznej cllolcl "a
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-01-12

EyES@
ALEz TEz RYBY N lEs, i ! q
Pansprsyshsdzis adn Npri5 ryb [y,
widzac - niezlyvve nndwl do zyddat;;
Alez te ryb,y niiezzyw1e!!'
zyd: "a cry pan WidzsaI kiedy,
zzeby kto jaal ryby 1--WE?
Pan: NJ, zywych ale ne je, ale
sig 1--WE hkrulpujje. .
zyd: .Alez prosrze pana, pszccc'iesz
mieso n,iiezzywye sic sprzedaie !.
Pan: i rs mleso ale HE lygby,
zyd:aNu to mieso, 70 mi9so,
tylko, ze.to : wclu Tub c::elecia a to
2 ryby.. :. .5
Pan:.Ja tam : t,oba ,dysputoWat ME
bede. ale ryb ME zzywych ME kuri
zyd: Prosze pana, ia one zywe, tylto
spa.
Pan: No to przynieS mi wtedy, jak
sig obudzaa ......
PREY TFLEFONIE.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1895-1919, 1899-01-12
W szKOLEi.

W s;zKoLE.
N auczY.cle !: - s%luohajno
Jagusio! Ola czego to " zlmie
grad ME pada?.
augusta: - a przecte v
zimle ME mialby co tluc.
w SZKOLE.
II Wojtek. powledzno nj,
jake drzewo najlepiej sig pail?
Zapalka, paoiv nauczyclelu.
NATARCZYWY.
Jakto? PAM ,powiada, ze
.Wssy stko pomiedzy MANI skonozo-
ne?
: tax, panic.
"A vice, 1esll tax to poswol
peni, 10 zaczne Nszystko ma nowo.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-05-31
The conacIence Fund.

ssGod knows the donor and his sin, :
was the line accompanying note ad-
dressed to the treasurer Of the United
States at Washington and containing
three crisp 81. 600 bills. The money was
turned into the conscience fund. .
It is not generally known that such
a fund exists; yet. although it is not
very important, it is regular source
for the government It is supplied by a
certain class Of people abnormally hon
est. A man whose ideas Of the niceties
Of conscience amount to insanity de-
cides that in some manner or other ae
has defrauded Uncle Sam. He imme-
diately incloses the amount in an envel-
ope and sends it to the treasury. The
excuses given and the manners of sign
ing are humorous in the extreme. Yet
it is evident that the contributors are
in sober earnest.
It has been calculated that if this
disease should become epidemic the
amount on hand in the treasury would
exceed the output by some So. 900, O00,-
900 per annum. A man who will do the
government full and exact justice is SO
exceedingly scarce that the above mem
bers of the conscience fund are looked
upon as little less than lunatics.-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-05-31
SURPRISED by Filipino Gentility.

.Speaking of the oft repeated state
ment that the Filipinos are very de-
graded, ignorant and uncivilized people,
reminds me Of night / spent at Fill
pino club" said Charles L. Jewett of
New Albany 81 was invited to attend
the opening of the club. I had not been
in Manila long and everything was new
to me. Out of curiosity accepted the
invitation and went to the function in
my everyday duds, not dreaming but
that it would be very rude and coarse.
if not comical, affair.
ssWell, want to tell You that I was
completely surprised. The guests drove
up in carriages and the men were all
attired in black clothes with white ties,
and good many were in full dress at
tire And, by George, if it ISM fact
that several of them carried crush opera
hats. I was the poorest dressed man in
the lot, but they all treated me- with
the greatest consideration, and / found
them polite and cultivated set Of peo-
ple Of course they were the cream Of
the Filipinos, but the fact that the race
can evolve such creditable exponents
shows that as people they are capable
Of development. Indianapolis Jour
nal.