New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-03-30
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Hare arc some more views Of Tapp the Salvation
Army man. who is running for the Mayoralty OF
Wichita. Kan:
"rvcrv policeman shall carry a Bible and stop
swearing: every session OF the City Council shall
open and close with prayer; every Sunday divine
service shall held in the city Hall and all pub
lie officials must attend; girls In boomers are TO
he fined s. for first offence and to be put In jail
for a second the city shall pay streetcar rare for
all who wish 70 attend church Sundays. and every
poor person Is to be supplied with drugs and medl-
cincs free Of charge
Delicate Distincton.-The Senior Partner Say:
only pay bills the latter half Of the month
The o ard that No Bins wifi be paid the
first half Of the month.-dndian Ipohs Journal
"The Miami (Fla) Republican, thus up the
love affairs Of the Sd Kansas: Five OF the Kan
sas city Kan. boys married Cuban wives and
brought them home. They all have either small
lemon or orange grove. while one Of the Pttsburg,
Kan boys captured dusky maiden who has a
slx-hundred- acre coffee plantation. Sixteen others
married Cuban girls but they drew blanks. and
when the troops came home they left them to shut
He for themselves"
The Only Doubt.-Wte (on board ship. trying 10
rent Of hts thoughtsD-Darling, has the moon come
W yet?
Boston Globe.
Turkey has been engaged IN war tnlrty-elgnt
years OF the present century-consdersb bly, more
than one-third OF the time. Spain comes next. with
thirty-one years Of war: France has had twenty
seven years: Russia twenty -four: Italy twenty
three: England twenty-one: Austria. seventeen.
Holland fourteen: Germany thirteen, Sweden. ten:
Portugal ten: and Denmark. nine.
Her Inconsistency" said the Boston dame,
she gared Why through nd hTr y d
age by my silence. the "anton slaughter OF harm,
these sprghtly sparrows Yes indeed And ] have
only the most studied contempt Tor the selfish
selves to. profit by the cruel killing Of birds in
any form"
paused and looked about her. Then she turned TO
the woman chairman.
Il guess its your hat" replied the chairman.
dull blush on her faded cheek
For her hat was adorned with three plumes. five
feathers and large blue wng!-(Clevcland Plain
Dealer.
The new law in Kansas which provides that I'M
collectlble judgments obtained against firms.
poratons individuals behalf OF the State shall
be sold a public auction has not proved very sue
cessful in it's operation In Cowey County the
other day such sale brought $500 and the bill for
advertising s1.i50 leaving the taxpayers out OF
pocket Just 81. 30 when a Pop takes his hand
from the plough" observes one OF the State papers
land puts 1t 10 the statute book the weeds OF folly
almost sure 10 choke out the seeds OF justice
and common-sensc."
Aunt Hannah-The trouble was that you didn't
know your own mind when you married that
woman.
The Unhappy One-I think 1t was because
didn't know her mind-('oston Transcript.
Eugene Toulouze. a wcll-known archaoiogist and
student OF the antiquities OF Paris. has Just made
restoration OF druggists shop OF the seven
teenth century. with articles discovered recently I'm
Paris Some OF them as old the fifteenth
and fourteenth centuries
Teacher-The sentence My father had money"
II In The past tense Now. Mary. what tense would
money? w
Little Oh that would he pretence-(Phla-
delphia Record.