The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-09-22

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Never bet against the tricks of anoth-
er.
The meanness of SOME men will crop
out.
The Office don't seek the man these
days.
Gambling dens are curse to any COM
munity.
Dead beats are always looking out for
soft snaps.
Every line of business is effected by
quarantine.
A man may do right in all things and
yet find opposition.
Wise men are wrong much oftener
than fools are right.
A socialist is ready to divide anything
that he doesn't own.
Loafers and postage stampts are usu-
ally stuck on corners.
Women in politics are about as grace
lul as DellS III SWlInlllluS.
No amount of culture will make man
stop snoring in his sleep.
Beauty is natures first gift to woman
and the first one she loses.
"Sawcety" women care very little for
their husbands or children.
The latest use to which bicycles have
been applied is tiger hunting.
He who can suppress moments an
ger may prevent a day of sorrow.
A young man seeking quiet spot to
kiss girl should avoid her mouth.
The average man never knows when
he's got enough until he gets too much.
A meek-eyed woman is not always the
angel she is taken to be by large ma
jority.
A buttonless shirt is new invention
1t was probably invented by wifeless
man.
"Board wanted" was what the young
lady said when she to a mud pud
die.
One great trouble with the self-madC
man is that he is continually talking
shop.
No barber has a right to charge a man
Is cents for opinions that he does not
want.
Labor overcomes all things, save the
Incidence of the fellow who will moi
work.
It's better to love the person you cam
marry than to marry the person you
can't love.
A slow man is always making prepar
ations to do things that have already
been done.
Men who live on little are called econ
omists, and men who live on nothing are
called tramps.
A man who is narrow between th'
eyes is close-flsted-would skin fieafo
its hide and tallow.
Some people seem to know everthin!
except the fact that they don't know
how they don't know.
Some people worry because they ar
deep in debt and others worry becaus
they can't get in deeper.
Switzerland is said to be the only civil
lied country in the world which grant
no patents for inventions.
We are told the cat has nine lives an
we are inclined to believe it spends min
of them in vocal culture.
Bryan is to give twenty days to tn
Kentucky campaign and will speak
forty counties if possible.
Queen Wilhelmina, of Holland is sal
to have written to Queen Victoria in tn
interest of peace in south Africa.
A Boston girl who received propose
by telegraph sent back telegram wit
| these two words: "Emphatically, yes.
Put your stomach, liver and blood in
> heartily condition and you can the
defy the prevailing diseases of the coul
!, try.
Among Berlin's cab drivers there al
> seven former army officers, three form'
clergymen and sixteen members of IL
nobility.
The Wisconsin school teacher WI
!" hanged himself cdn hardly be said
have set a good example for his schola
to follow.
We may expectquarantine every sur
! mer and fall or MS long as the State boa
of health Is organized and furnish'
} money by the State.
. The next generation will wear arti
cial teeth of paper, and newspapers W
be even more valuable-buy them, rel
them and save them.
The civil war ended thirty-four yea
nt ago and yet there are 5000 pension a
~ plications now on file. The governmc
has disbursed nearly two and one hi
billions Of dollars on pension accou
since 1865.
Col. John A. Rcdhead, president OF
Mississippi Cotton Growers Assoc
tion, endorses the suggestion of 7
Natchez Democrat that the cotton gro
ers hold back one third of their comil
Q, crop until after December or January.
Some men get on In life because
H. They like to do their best,
= And many toiler rises just
Is. To keep UP with the rest
p There's many a man who wins bocau
Good luck falls In his way,
But never . one by growing DER
/ A chance missed yesterday.