New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-01-29
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Fuzzy-They say that Faddiss has become n
Christian Scientist. and is successfully giving the
absent treatment.
wuzzy-I guess that's 50. He borrowed 80 from
me a month ago and whenever call TO ask for Il
he's out.
A man with locks Of red hair peepng out from
woolly cap pushed well back upon his head
walked boldly into restaurant Of the high class
and we-patronzed ordeE edidnt wander IN 11 IN
Ing in swell restaurant. and knew where he was
and how to behave himself Although the waters
had no occasion to interfere. az he pulled on h!s
was brought he studied II while, and finally placed
his. finger on the Charlotte RUSS item Tnatn
pasteboard she'll. was placed before him and he ate
the inside with sighs OF satisfaction Atterward ne
ten minutes Se pan" IN the and swaowSd
that. to the silent amusement OF the walters and
waiter We'll" said he promptly. THE middle av
fone, but the crusht was as tun as the
dyll"
The newspaper "Piccoo" says that the sailing
vessel Cesara. which Is offered for sale at Trieste
for Hamburg account is identical with the Santa
Margharita belonging to the Inflated Arch-duke
Johann otherwise known as Johann Orth. who. II
will be remembered. Is believed to have been .ost
at sea some years ago The "Fremdenblatt. how
ever regards the announcement as an advertise
ment FOR the vessel on sale.
The hero took on an expression OF pain.
They asked him the reason. Quoth he:
Il cannot help shrinking
Whene yer hs sn'n kids theatres SOAP
Chewing gum restaurants, stove
Polish lodging-houses. dogs. ct cetera, ct
That they're going to name after me
-(Washnston Star
An interesting story is told about a Kansas
cement mill For years near Mulvane there used
to be a large tract OF smoking prairie IL was
good grazing ground. but during and after a rain
fhe
stranger quietly bought the tract one day and an
nounced that he had a fortune. The cement lies
on the surface and in great quantities and is worth
SO barrel.
Merely Verbal Dehance-'I don't see" said
Aguinaido's confidential adviser what you want
But you talk as If you do" .u.,..
this bold and defiant demeanor OF mine You see,
was edS Scs in E' Star se'
Only two States are represented in the United
States Senate by r1en whose place OF residence Is
the capital city. These two States are New-Hamp-
shire and Indiana. Both Senators from New-fiamp-
shire live In Concord; both Senators from Indiana
live in Indianapolis.
That Miss Blimber whom you just introduced
me seems have some funny ways
"A moment ago I saw her holding young sprig-
g!ns's hand and her lips were moving as II she was
counting somethinss
a moment aer she put her hnnd &c TO Ga M, NIT
Rogerss forehead ana '"en s"'' - WV " '"'N
gentle pats 49,. .o-
And right after that I saw her backing little
yvilie ZONES up in the corner and he was sticking
out his tongue at her; What in the world is the
ITS easily explained She an am "yS1 h sne
habit "-(Cieveland Plain Dealer.
"The Delta Lighthouse" OF Greenvlle. Miss.
wal pstere
II says: we entertained Sunday night asst
at the Mt Horeb NJ b. Church by an old time
negro panorama. nuisance that should De pro-
hibited in all christian churches especially on sun
day nights. The idea Of a mass OF civil people
sitting up in a church in the dark looking at 10,
OF pictures and canvass. which there Is no sense
in than there is In throwing duck into lake
for the purpose OF drowning him. That Is why the
Negro far behind they carry on TOO much FOOL
ishness at their headquarters for money"
soicitude -spund-To-day I've got to study all
day long. and you must send me up dozen bottles
Landiady-A dozen? hope you won't overwork.
M spund-(Fliegende Batter.
Mr.. Muirhead the Englishman who wrote the ac-
count Of the United states in the Baedeker guide
book has Just published book about this country
In which he says: Americans Invented the slang
word Kicker but 30 far as can see their vocao-
ulary is here miles ahead OF their practice. they
dream noble deeds, but do not do them English
men Kick much better. without having a name
for IT,"
When we get wise enough TO live II is time for
to die
Make one person happy every day. even II 1t Is
only yourself
her kodak
IL would not be safe TO compare statistics con-
corning cross old maids and cross married women
Nine people out Of ten think they deserve credit
for having feelings which are always setting hurt
III YOU don't answer the letters you receive you
can't expect your fourth cousin 20 come ana spend
the winter With you.-(cklcAgo Record