The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-01-26

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| Very few NM Yn,i ~,utt i'"s how
TO dress, said ths n.~iy sniyed " eternei
- be sst before ~ open l.s with his hoe,
Who was smoking. and bis hosts sister
Who wss not. The man With the pipe
said nothing, but looked 10 bis sister ior
the defence.
Why do you think so2 she asked.
Well, my mother Was here over Eisttr
Sunday when we came from Europe. and
she said she went up Fifth avenue purpose
y to she the fsmous drsss parade. and it
wss oil rubbish.
Your mother spends too much time in
Paris and Ohicsgo to understand New
York. sid the sister. The famous dress
parade is ont completely. know West
ern woman who came here and judged
every thing BY certain novels. She looked
upon Madison avenue ss literary shrine
because some Of the characters lived
there. urged her TO 60 to Boston.
My mother met . New York woman 10
Rome, retorted the Westerner. who said
she didn't want 10 60 into the hecstomb bs.
She knew she couldnt stand the sight OF
an ancient oesophsRus.
His host spplauied. pipe between teeth
Go on. be said. Wipe out sectionsl
differences. Let there be 20 East and no
West. Tell some more.
The Wsstsrner smiled gratefully.
One time out 10 Montsns. be said, they
bad TO stop the train We we're on four
times 10 dsy's run to get fellow of the
cowostoher. he liked to ride there
through The tunnels. be said, and feel the
"bsilstones and Goals OF fire" raining
stouud bin. He was tbs son Of IN Eng
lisb l. I'd seeing the country. That same
day . tramp wss bothering the train folks
BY crawling 10 under the cars aud getting
tree rides.
At lsst they combined and put him tfl
1t wstsr tank 10 the middle OF 3 forty
mile stretch without . tree. At first be
began Guessing them for leaving him where
there wss nothing to drink. but when
they pointed to the vster dripping from
the tank, be vhined spd said II there
vss even . crscker and cheese grocery
snywhers 1t wouldn't be 20 inhumso.
Next day bat one ssv him taking to the
Ensli lords son on the platform Of the
station Of large town . thousand miles
nearer the PaoiHc Ocean. He had evident
" csuebt ou successfully when the first
express came sloog. ssked the English
man what the tramp ssid 10 him. He had
. monocle, and be clspped II into bis eye
and said.
Pom my vtrI, II vss most extraordinary
you know. He ssksd me II could give
him the address OF the best hotel 10 The
ethyl You Americsas bsve the name VI
rising from poverty 10 III iencs 10 90 in
credibly shsrt time. bot this fellow had
not even had time 10 change bis clothesl
Go 90 ssid the man 9Th the pipe.
Tell smother.
The next one is New York brand, smil
cd the Wsslerper. Issv . sign up Desr
Central Park. too. Oil Paintings aud
Table Board" 30 ! vent exploring over
the est, sids to recover from the shock 10
my Chicago culture. vss 10 queer
little shop over there. hsli old clio aud
half dressmsking snd tailoring, and lit
Tie sirsned-up old man came 10. psrips
te.ic genius. Who hsd bundle Of things
10 cell TO the proprietor. BE had long
hair, parted 10 the middle behind. and
coz. bed up over hi. ears 10 The most isn
tsstic wy. oHs lock hsd fallen dovn.
sod oil the time be sss trying to nsks
bis ssls bsi iseIisg ss II oush, 10 say,
.Niss your haif is coming dom. and oiIsr
him bsirpin form The head Of the lsdy