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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15
An East Side Doll.

II wish" said young lawyer. who
has an office In New York and home
In Brooklyn. that | had kept account
of the queer incidents l have noticed
in the course of my walks through the
east side on my way to the ferry. one
of these incidents--it happened one
rainy day last week-made partieu
larry strong impression on me. | WAS
hurrving along Cherry street. holding
my umbrella between me anu fine
driving rain, when l noticed little
girl ahead of me. She was very little
girl not more than > or q years old.
poorly dressed and quite unprotected
from the rain. so far as an umbrella
went
Il hurried along. vaguely thinking
about how wet and cold and miserable
the child must be- and reitcrating in
nv mind a determination to which |
often come, not to go home by che fer
nv, but to take the bridge fof-rhe eX
pess purpose OF escaping the sight OF
the children down there. When |
came quite up to the child she turned
SUDDENLY and faced me. She looked mp
with the most engaging smile and said
quite simply but pleasantly:
my dolly's a'secn.
81 looked down and discovered she
was nursing in her little arms wills
key bottle, quart sized and unadorned,
save for white label diScolored 10y the
rain. What did | do: oh, ac#
quiesced in the dolly theory ana eN
pressed a few of the adult idiecics uSu
al under under those circumstance
Then ! took good look at the shining
eyes in the child's rain wet face and
went on But in spite of any care in
lmpressing on my mind the fact that
her eyes were happy, | haven't been
able to get rid of the recollection of
that dolly" New York sun.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

The Queen Regent held at the palace
in Madrid the ceremony of the investi-
CATION of eleven Grandees of the first
class who have succeeded to Duke
doms. Marquisates and Earldoms ere
ated between the years 1868 and 1910.
They We're invested in the order OF
their precedence. the Duke of Medina
Coeli, the Premier Duke and Premier
Peer of Spain, possessing twenty titles
and f1500O0 income, coming first, fol-
lowed by the Marquis Astorga, Count
OropeSa, Dukes ARGOS, Luna Alag,
Huescar Baena and Arion. the Mar
quis Santa Cruz and Count Castrillo.
The Queen stood surrounded by the
high dignitaries and ladies of the
court in the royal anti-chamber, where
the new Grandees, accompanied by
their sponsors who are GrandeeS of
the same class. were successfully ush-
cred in by the Lord Chamberlain and
the Lords In Waiting. All the GrandeeS
present uncovered when a new Peer
entered. and remained so until the SOY
ereign said to the new Grandee. Gov
er your head and speak" which he had
to do in short discourse on the merits
of his ancestors who preceded him In
title. After the investiture the Gran
dees passed before the Halbcrdier
Guards drawn up on the palace stairs,
in order that the Guards might know
them and pay them the usual honors
when they enter the precincts of the
palace, where alone they have the right
to remain uncovered in the presence OF
royaltv.--Pali Mall Gazette.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

Have You ever observed mt Il thcatcr
or concert that the people who are
most deeply Interested appear between
the acts to be quite weary of the whole
thing. yaWnlng half Il dozen times In
succession? The reason of this * II
physiological one. When your atten
tion Is much absorbed In anything ex-
citing or touching, you breathe In n
very shallow manner and take into
your lungs only half enough air. Con
sequently. when your attention Is re-
laXcd, you have to make up the de
liciency. This you do by ynwning,
which. after all. is only breathing n
very deep breath.
If You watch n man mt II play and
observe that he Is greatly moved by
some incident, you may feel sure that
when the scene ends he Will sigh, and
II moment or two later yawn repeated
~. or course the yawnlng, so far
from being n sign of WEAKNESS, Is II
proof of the liveliest appreciation,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

y hospital physician pointed out an
orderly to n gentleman who was visit
ing the institution recently and said:
THAT man has for five years carried
around bullet In his brain. Five
years ago he became Respondent be-
cause Of poverty, put n b caliber PTS
tol behind his left ear, pulled the trlg-
ger and fell apparently dead. The
bah made II small, round hole ana re
malued lodged somewhere In his head.
\ few hours after he was brought here
he rcgaincd consciousness, and. great
ly To our surprise, he made II rapid re-
coVcry, The wound was never probcd,
and he effort has been made TO locate
the bullet. After he was able to walk
about we noticed that he was n trihe
irrational not mad you know-but
Weakminded. \ considerable portion
of his brain must without doubt be en-
tirely destroyed. The human animal
is certainly the hardest thing on earth
TO Kill" New York News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15
Dog Leaves Home to Live with Foxes.

Cascade Township. Lyeoming eauns
~, has dog that was stolen by foxes.
and which now lives In the woods with
the sly animals that stole it, y. J.
Maloney. farmer of the township.
had had several chickens stolen by the
foxes. Mr.. Maloney was not the only
person who missed some of his chick
ems. There were others. Scme Of the
neighbors waited with shotguns for the
thieves, and four or five foxes were
killed.
Instead of doing that Mr.. Maloncy
put a six month old pup in n kennel
near the chicken coop. He thought the
dog would friehten the foxes away;
but he was mistaken The first night
that the pup was put on guard the
foxes made a raid. and, besides one or
two chickens, stole the dog It was
thought that the foxes had killed the
dog; but several nights ago the dog
was seen going along the edge Of the
mountains with two foxes. The dog
has assumed the slyness of Il fox and
can run nearly as fast rs the foxes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

Leave Lambertville for Manunka Chunk s.s3
1870 m l.@, q - saturdays only 5 % and s.23
pm. sunday, s.23 u. For Phiiipsburg and
Eastou oaly 6.ls y m week days
Leave Frcnchtown . ~. 10 AZ a m, %. $50 and
$40 m weekdays, ~ p IN sundays For Phil
lpshurg and Easton only. 7u2 IN.
Arrive at Phiipsburg ~ aud l1.2!a M. 2.42
cas- Saturdays onle), 1hs 7.S6 aud 92O p. m. sun
day $50 p m
Leave 'Phillipsburg 7.25, si5 aud / 81 IN, 247
(SO2 Saturdays only GOA and 9,25 IN. Sun
day, 925 pm.
Arrive Belvidere 7.5s. % and 1888 IN, 3.I9
6.S2, 95i p m Sunday. ISL pm.
Arrive Manunka Chunk sos. 1910 aud II SO M
1926 6 IS Saturdays only, 6Ss and 9.ts sun
day. 9,5S p m.
Additional trains leave Belvidcre for Manunka
Chunk 100 and $50 m, and 20 m. sunday
700 m. Returning, leave Manunka hunk Tor
Belvidere s.25. I0.ls m. 20, g 40 and 1000 p. M
Sunday, 1000 pm.
Freight or mixed trains leaving Manunka
Chunk at 90 a m Bevidere CHS a M, Martins
Greek 6.S5 m, arriving Lehigh Junction $50 n m,
viii carry passengers and make stops at Tag sta
tions north of Phillpsburg.
Passengers for Broad Street Station, Philadel-
phia by trains leaving Manunka Chunk 7.22 IN
daily fS.li Mondays onlyJ t22i, $40 p m week
t9.l5 Mondays only 100 and 5.55 week
days go through without change at Tren-
tached to trains leaving Broad Street Station at
500, $40 M 1900 noon, Oh and So IN. BY
all other trains passengers TO or from Broad st
station change cars at Trenton
Connection is made at Manunks Chunx with
delaware Lackawanna 3 Western Railroad. -
aish junction with Lehigb Valley .LehiRh d saS
Suehanns Morris 4 Essex and New Jersey Centr.
Railroads. At Lambertyille with Elem n Rton Raf}
road At Trenton with trains TO and from Ma,
york, Camden. &C
FotfJrihri alton see timetables, vhios
IAN Re obtained At the ticket ofkces
General Passenger Agent
j. r. HUTCHINSON,
General Manager
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

imported 300 armed Pinkerton detec-
tiyes into the State of Pennsylvania
TO protect property.
Thanksgiving Day OF 1893 was mark
ed by successful test few DAYS be-
fore of the first electrical canal boat
introduced into this country. This, TO
the Inhabitants of coast cities, was the
cause of much rejoicing and praise
When the nation assembled around
the festive board on Thanksgiving of
1895 the subject OF discussion was the
winning of the Americas cup by the
American yacht Defender in n race
with the English craft Valkyrie III
md the wedding of Miss Consuelo Van,
dcrbilt of New York to his grace, the
Duke OF Marlborough of England
Two years ago saw Hawaii prepar-
Ing for annexation and in 1897 the Gu
bans were giving thanks because the
United States had half promised to free
them from the hand Of the oppressor.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15
Stunning che Pig.

This may be done in a great many
ways. First an unfortunate beginning
by being born of stunted parents Sec
ond by poor system CO feeding the
dana limited ration or one not suit
to the nourishment of the system and
that of the pigs. Third, by too scanty
feeding after weaving, with the ex-
pectation of better feeding after the
crops are grown. Fourth. by too lib
eral feeding after sucking and after
weaving on foods too rich in fat. This
last is probably the most expensive of
all. For besides the loss of growth,
the farmer loses the excessive amount
of grain fed. The stunted pig. from
whatever cause, Is an Improbable in
vestment on any farm. The thrifty
pig is always pleasure to his owner.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15
Farm Hands Wanted.

Five thousand white farm hands are
wanted by the Hawaiian sugar planters
to meet the conditions imposed by the
Hawaiian government upon the grant
of a privilege to import more contract
laborers from Japan, which conditions
are that an equal number of Caucasians
shall be induced to immigrate to the
islands for every 5000 Asiatics here
after to be admitted
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15
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XI I,DARIN
Lolllng Tongue.

Lolling Tongue.
If horse puts his tongue over tho
bit use straight BIT Get a thick
piece of sole leather inches long and
2 inches wide. Trim off the ends
rounding. Punch two small holes Il
half inch from the edge on each side.
and tie on top OF bit with a leather
string. Dip the leather in melted
rosln before using. to prevent saliva
from affecting the leather. Place bit
on top of tongue. Take side pieces Of
head stall up pretty well.
If the horse runs his tongue out I'M
der bit. take straight bit, drill two
holes through it inches apart in front
side of bit. Get piece of No. 10
wire. 6 inches long. bent half round:
rivet the ends in the holes; then form
It in the shape of bowl of spoon
When you put on the bit pull the
tongue through between the wire and
the bit. seing that the space is large
enough for 1t to set easy. | have tried
this and know 1t ia success. b.
Eaton. Seneca Co, O..
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

An old gentleman of so having taken
10 the altar II young damsel of 10. the
clergyman said to him:
THE font is ut the other end OF the
church"
What do | want with the font?"
said the old gentleman.
"oh, beg your pardon" said the
clerical wit 81 thought you had
brought this child 10 be chrlstcned. -
London Tit Bits
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

Mr. Tompkins win be back in mo-
ment," said Mrs. Tompkins to a city
friend who was spending Sunday in
the country with them. He has just
gone down TO fix the furnace"
What! in these dog days." inquired
the guest, in establishment
Yes was the reply he is going to
make sure that the cranks are turned
that stop the pipes, so that the mos
quitoes can't come up through the reg
listers. - Iarper's Bazaar.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15
Miss Wabash Amazed

What is that old proverb about the
moss and the rolling stone?" queried
the Chicago girl
"A revolving fragment of the pale
ozoic age collects no cryptogamous veg
citation" replied her cousin from Bos
ton.
Lands sakei" calculated the Chica-
go girl, and let it go at that.-Ghlca-
go News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

ii never thought the time would
ever come when should be delighted
to hear that piano going" remarked
fogs rs the Instrument In the next
house was being carried down the
stairs TO the furniture wagon.-Boston
Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15
The Complacency of Things.

The conductor of the train had an
swered them civilly.
"How kind everybody is to u.s." whis-
pers the bride, with happy smile.
Yes, even inanimate things are kind
to us!" cries the bridegroom, Tor the
car window had just submitted to be-
ing opened by him with little or no
resistance Detroit Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

why is IT," asked Miss Book wise.
that literature always nourishes
when II queen comes to the throne?"
because. | suppose" answered Mr..
Knowllues. III one wants to be poet
laureate he has to write to the queens
taste" New York Commercial Adver-
tiser
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15
Needed Lengtheninr.

II don't know where you are thinking
Of spending your summer vacation,
Ferguson, but want to warn you
against going to Lake Winnakoosky.
A week there seems like a month";
Then that's where I want to go,
Throggins. A week y all the vacation
| get"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

Feminine rlnprfcks.

"well, l cant see snything in her
in fact, think she's positively plain"
"Oh. do you think 80? l only wish I
we're half as lovely"
''You are. darling. London Punch.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

The average walking pace OF
healthy man or woman Is said to be To
steps n minute.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

For wounds, burns, scalds, sores,
skin diseases and all irritating eruptions,
nothing so soothing and healing as DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve, Mrs. Emma Bolles, Ma
iron Englewood Nursery, Chicago, says of it:
when all else fails in healing our babies, il
will cure Geo NJ Shamala
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

Some musicians get along on their
check, but the cornist depends on his
lips. Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15
rniform Color In CattIe

Farmers are so impressed with the
Importance Of good breeding that those
who buy stock cattle are very particu-
lar as to color. Reds. roans and blacks
command big premium over the or
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

Leave Lamhcrtville for Pennington &c m, 2.07
and 90 IN, week days.
Arrive Remington 9.f5 IN, 80 and 5S3 IN,
week -days.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15

Leave Lambertville 90. 3 %, s45 % So Mondays
only, and Hi a ~. 2.a6, 40 and ZOO p. nj.
Sunday s.i5 a.
Arrive Trenton 7s5 s IS 300 and uO.2s Mon
davs only m. 12.l7, 2.39, sos aud I.2s p IN.
Suud . Uy
Arrive Philadelphia tKensingtonl 9.l7 a. m.
~, 3.32 i.bt. 6.21, NJ. sunday, 1902 m.
Arrive Philadelphia (Broad Street Station) s.57
300 iO.0l uil7 Mondays only u IN, LOG, 3.4S, 600
aud s - IN Sunday. 1901 am,
Arrive New York. via Trenton, 92s 10 80 and
II 80 m. G23 S Mondays only, POS. 4.5S. 7.lS and
30 m. sunday iISs a m.
Trains from Philadelphia and Ne,c York
Leave New York, Deshrosses St. via Trenton,
10, It.0a q M U200 saturdays only) 100, 800
{. 80 aud 6.Ha . m. sunday 600 p m.
Cortlan1t street soc. 90 a m az co SGnr-
days only, go, 500 $50 and 500 IN sundays
GEO y IN
West Twtnty-third Street Station, 1855 1885
and G. 81 SATURDAYS opyl, m II S. 2.d5. rs and
u pm Sundays $50 Pm,
Leave Philadelphia tKensingtonl 6.45. Ti5, 1900
Il ~, |. IL 2 50 81 aud GA IN. weekdays.
l. ave Philai, hia BROAD Street Station) 6 81
aud 9OU IA, 100 noon, GG3 Saturdays only,
go So o. aui T.u2 IN. Sunday, 7.09 IN.
Lave Trenton 81, > so am, LOO (l50 Satur-
days only %, L. J.o1 and 1853 M sunday,
IS f. m
Arrive Lambertyille s.ss, 1920 m, I57. GA
Saturdays only, 4.O2, 5,o7, SIS aud s'3 m.
sunday, % IN.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-11-15
Write for Prices, &c.

Bulbs and Plants have gone to thousands CT ,
satisfied Customers for half century and TO
celebrate the goth year in business we have
issued Special Golden Wedding Edition Of
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Arrive lambertyi s.ss, 1920 a IN, I.J7, GA
Saturdays only, 4.02, 5,07, SIS aud S33 p m.
sunday, 3 u y IN.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-10-06

Many years AFRO. when my sermons frst
attracted the attention OF city EDITORS" said
pr. Taimage In q resent conversation.
won reporters u~ed 10 make me fsmc and
fret. but since ] have cwne 10 know you
better I have Transferred my wrath 20 your
adversary. The ccsnpos'scr. Ny eyes were
opened when. after annoying biunders IN
print. determined 10 report my own ser
mons FOR certain New York morning
PAPER II CHANGED that the irs. time re-
ported rnysclf ! was prsuchinx a sermon
OF the P-n,ten'ial Psalms in which sermon
sait WITH emphasis:
"'You viii no'ice that In these verses
the name Of God does not appear once In
not this sgaihcan;~
Cain and confident that this TIM The
Ngrsc ~ my sermon would not - distorted
~ careless r~po~-ing. I picked up the
% r~r on Monday morning ard RAJ
'You will notice that IN these verse
the n&nie 81 God DOES not APPEAR once.
II not ,his rnaxnlHcentY "--PhllAdslphia
Saturday pu~..
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-10-06

LsssssIIIs, - CSsesssstt, o.
CINCINNATI, on. s-wssAssi ksa tss kses .
hss merry sodzy. and ssss1y ssat thsm ost. DS1sxs
pitched suns taIs 10 81 sas ne thisd insins mn
RaKl nME
ci s.::.v.. - s s.ss:. %.a4: 50. T..
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s = .sa :.'s 1.s ss II; se: ''' ~
8. L. ~: .asss... -. ,,:.
.ds ssss:.,. and Iess o'a' I~
Boston, ., New York. ..
BOSTON. Oct s-Bo~son naAs u ass straight
ksfsinS ssa he snap vaf q sls ssssoa In
fsid sss feature. Attsndance. ~ score;
.=.s. -. Ii|..= r~. - HI
wasnsr. Unpirss- swArsweod and Hunt
WssAinGtoss, =, nseeklys, 4.
wAsHINGTOS Oct. a-Opporsans hitting and
Tbs ssoeliys men eoaid ma bunch tAsir kiu A.
tssdsncs. - Score
r::: :s..:.....: "a sss.a Dun. "a i.
Guise CmpiSs Emse.
Baltimore. =, Philadelphia. 2.
BALTIMORE. Oct I-Both Ncps and Dcnshn.
we're In sns form tcdsy Thoaxh Nops vas hit
sss s sss smith na s ss aa as D thrown hi.
isviag Lauder 10 cross the plate In the Afth. The
game .s..d !. s,s sns s.sa 81 1890 We sna
' RHEI RH.E
' Ssssssss. Xops and smith Toashas and xcrar
iAnad. Empires -Msasss~n and Snyder
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-10-06
WOMEN AND BURGLARS.
The Gentle sex r~svs Them Far Less
Than Men Do,

"a few weeks ago my wife has a narrow
s@eaps from death a, Trio hands OF a bur
ssar." said ". l.. Hart. resident OF Chi
cage. - was from home At the time She
seized hight rocking chair. The fellow
ran 10 the open wintow, Sat she brought
ire chair down on bis head. lie turned
and Erred. but Enlss~i. the ballet entering
shs ceiling Hs bad q ladder at the Win
tainted she ssays she hal ~ fear. until
u VAS all over. ba; wa only Ind grant
Within a month l have noted twelve
sases whore a woman has attacked ard "a
rsest lnssances captured A bEggar. In most
cases Ihe husband hAA been sound aNeep
apparently. Until the thief was cAngat or
escsF~a / Don't thlnk Il - either courage
OF enc rasauoss % Ignorance THAT induces
women TO % MIA; few men would Mos,
-nsr have figured ie osi that they oxa n to
their samiile. not 60 r~< liza Ga q aght win
Desperate seounirels tor a hfsls portable
property.
"wernsn 90 not thiak About q az an.
Awakened suddenly ara snGinx sa7neho:y
sffer tae money trey have saves for a new
fA;. they make - lash at the INTRUDER
with no ether itoa ;nan % recover the
money or tswelrv. Tire woman is ton alb
soTsss even - CIV out ard assk4n her
husband HER attack n % furious ana
cavei or stAmneast p-shAnsy hs % mar
t4ed When sse a1ssr y over. TIE natural
siFnlisfy - ne sex asserts Itself ard she
isassnssoasssv swo~psr -N~w Orleans Times
iAarScrs..
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-10-06
How . re.sinsss Was csreA.

''Fergus uSa 20 claim mat everything
was wrong In this country. T remsrnber
hearing him cay tEAt the yieh we're get
ting richer and the poor POORER. tsat The
money barons were grfn6snx me iaborsng
r~ofse 20 death; that the conflict between
the masses ard the classes vocs1 bring
abou: the downfall Of the government ara
- or ard that Il hs8 20; 20 be % ina.
q poor mar bad no right IN shss eounfYy
that the courts vouid rsspect. Sow RS
the npe. gio~ioas c1Hntyy Oh snrfh. rhss
tie he oriy place where freedom actually
~ris.s and al that sors Of thing wsa's
ss~ ~arse % his nop, Has re ssss5@niy ror
rirhr'
20. n, He's sslsi working ,sr a ayirr
He simply hat . chance 20 80 so Europe
last year and Jock ~ tnsass over snsre "
-CAscage TmD-Hern11