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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29
What ne Left.

Askington-Yo did not finish the
"reminiscences you were telling me yes
terday when you were interrupted by
the kitchen roof catching fre-about
your fourth cousin Joel who blew down
the muzzle Of his gun. Did he live to
tell the story?
Farmer Dunk-No, but he left good
story for other people to tell.-Har-
per's Bazaar
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

An insect so minute as 20 he almost invi,-
ible ran three inches in half a second ana
IL IS estimated that it made no less than
$50 steps in the time healthy man would
breathe once. A man with proportionate
agility could run twenty -four miles in a
minute
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29
Exhibitsa. Paris.

There will be large exhibit from this
country at the Paris exposition in 1900,
which will prove very interesting to all
but no more so than the news that the
famous American remedy, Hostetter's
stomach Bitters, will cure dyspepsia in
digestion, and constipation. To all suffer.
ers trial is recommended.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

The siEhehess Place In the WorId.
Prof. Whitney says that from the
summit OF Mount Hamilton in Calitor-
mia more Of the earth's surface can be
seen than from any other spot on the
globe. though it is only about $500
feet high. The view extends around It
in every direction. and the snow
capped range Of the lofty Sierras can
be plainly seen 20V miles away against
the northern sky. To the south, nearly
as far away, the San Demanding range
limits the view, and between the two
lie room for all the eastern states.
with their rivers, lakes. mountains
and seacoast.-Worcester Spy.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

Shake into your shoes, Aliens Foot
Ease, powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions, Swollen. Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, Csc. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen S. olmsted. Leroy. N. Y.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

Inc bath IN summer is not only luxury, but
aLeeesslts ior health and beauty. To take il
properly, Ill a tub with luke warm Vatsr ne ~
ivory soap rub the flesh until it CLOVIS. rinse In
cool water, and dry on a soft towel. A dailv
oatn thus taken will keep the system in GOOD
condition during the warm weather
ELIZA r. PARKER.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29
Arc You u.Ing Allen.. Foot-ra,.,

1t is the only cure for Swollen,
Smsrting, Burning, Sweating Feet.
CoNs and Bunions. Ask for Aliens
Foot-Ease, a powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores, 25c. Sample sent FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy, N. Y.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29
We honor the cbamnIon % S. 80 :

We honor the champion of San tiago
Bay, and also sell Champion Mowers,
Binders and Rakes, Plymouth Red
Tag Irvine, and Case Threshing ma
chiDery, nothing better made. Houses
at Idaho Falls and Montpelier, Idaho,
Logan, Ogden and Salt Lake City,
Utah.
Coop. WAGON & MACHINE Co.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29
Halls Catarrh Cure
Is constitutional cure. Price, 75c.

A Buffalo police court acquitted the st.
Paul team Of playing baseball on Sunday
on the testimony Of experts who witnessed
the performance.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29
Nothing to Braw or,

First soldier-'I was one of the men
behind the guns"
Second soldier-"You amt got moth
ing to brag of. was one Of the men in
front of them. Syracuse Herald.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29
Life to a Lazy Liverl

Lazy laden livers cause nine tenths OF all deaths
Give your liver life with Casearets Candy Cafharic
and save your own life! All druggists l0c 25c soc
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the well known remedy,
SYRUP OF FIGS, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA EIG SYRUP Co., illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. 1t
is the one perfect strengthening laxa-
tive, cleansing the system effectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per-
manently. Its perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and sub
stance, and it's acting on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make 1t the ideal
laxative.
In the process of manufacturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to the
taste, but the medicinal qualities of the
remedy are obtained from SIENNA and
other aromatic plants, by method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and to avoid limitations, please
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front of every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO CAL.
LOUISVILLE. KY. NEW YORK NY
For sale by all Druggists.-Price Soc. per bottle
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

| believe Piso's Cure is the only medicins
Ghae VIII cure consumption.-An NJ
hoss, Wllllamsport, Pa, Nov. IL, '95.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

Chicago waters spill little hot soup
down the backs Of guests who forget to
tip them.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

BE good and you will be lonesome" but
get too gay and you'll think you have
moved into geological garden.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29
from Mrs. Sumter
to Mrs. PtnAAam.
LITTER TO MRS rIsKHAH NO. 76.a44I

LITTER TO MRS PTSKHAN NO. s6.1,4l
"one year ago last June three doc
sors gave me up to die, and as had at
different times used your Vegetable
compound with good results, 1 had too
much faith in it to die until had tried
IL again. was apparently an invalid,
was confined to my bed for ten weeks.
Il believe my trouble was liberation of
womb).
After taking four bottles of the
Compound and using some of the Liver
Pulls and Sanative Wash, at the end of
two months l had greatly improved
and weighed 155 pounds, when l never
before weighed over 1873. Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is the
best medicine ever used, and recon-
mend it to all my friends. Mas. ANNA
EVA GUNTER, HTGGINsvILLE, Mo.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29
Mrs. h inslow.a soothlnr sxrnn

All the lightweight boxers, it seems. are
engaged now in Grating stra wberries.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

Woman never quits growing AS soon as
she quits growing UP she begins to grow
sidewisa
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

Go on and let time fly,
And speed along in rhyme,
For time moves with poetic feet
And, really, it's fly time.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

The successful man with "the world at
his feet should not forget that the world
moves.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

A Salt Lake City man caught cold from
becoming overheated in running after an
ice man
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29
Mrs. Baruhart Enjoys Life Once Mora.

DEAR Mrs. PINKHAM-I had been
SICK ever since my marriage, seven
years ago; have given birth to four
children, and had two miscarriages. 1
had falling ofwomb, leucorrhoea, pains
IN back and legs; dyspepsia and
nervous trembling of the stomach.
Now have none of these troubles and
can enjoy my life. Your medicine has
worked wonders for me. "-MRs. s.
BARNHARr. NEW CASTLE, PA.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

The first cotton mill in Kansas is
now being built in Independence.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

for children teethlng softens the gums reduces In
nammation, allays pain cures wind collie IS cents
u bottle,
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

(OMETIMES when you have
- lame back and feel poorly,
you stop working for the day.
But all you do is take the rest
and go right to work again when
the symptoms quiet down. That
is no way to head off a terrible
disease that is fastening its grip
upon you. Stop the first leak or
you lose the ship.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1899-06-29

Coop. WAGON & MACHINE Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19
snmn Sew znxentions.

"a
 Shoes can be displayed to better ads vantage by means of a pneumatic last which is placed inside the shoe and in- fated to expand 1t and fll olt the np. per.
 Metallic folding beds are being made with the horizontal bars hinged in several sections to close up a1d draw the footboard up to the head when the bed is not in use.
 In a recently patented automatic wagon brake the thills are mounted an movable rods on the front axle, which slide backward and apply the brakes as soon as the horse holds back.
 To indicate when a new bottle has been tempered with a metal ball is hung from the cork by thread, which breaks as the corks is pulled. allowing she ball ball tte tte fall fall to the bottom of the bottle.
 Incandescent electric light globes cannot be stolen from new socket which has an interior metallic projec- .ion locking into catch on the base plate when the globe IS screwed into position.
 An Improved strap for street cars Is suspended on a greoved block, which rests on a toothed horizontal bar at tached to the side of car, the grooves preventing the strap from slipping un- der a sudden strain.
 1 Pennsylvania man has patented an automatic printing attachment for paper rolls, which has the type set in 3 roller suspended in a heavy casing, which presses it against the paper as It is unW0und.
 A handy truck for moving barrels has a gripping plate secured to the front of the truck, provided with 9 central eopcaye portion. which has teeth along it's outer edge to catch the barrel and prevent it's slipping.
 Bicycles can be identified by 3 new protective seal, which is composed of a steel case, which covers the ends of circular link to which it is attached to the tubing, the face Of the case con- taining 3 name plate.
 h a recently patented bottle filling apparatus two tubes are attached to Q faucet placed In the barrel or tank, with a valve. in the faucet which feeds one tube ct a time, allowing the tubes to be alternately placed in new bot 1e while the other one is in use.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19
TIE Q D WAY
Of Treating Dssp, psia and Indigestion by Dletmga a Dangerous and UseIe
 one.

We say the old way, but really it is a very common one at present time and many dyspeptics and physicians as well consider the first step to take in attempting to cure indigestion is 10 diet, either by selecting certain foods and rejecting others or to greatly dl- minish the quantity usually taken, in other words, the starvation plan ls by many supposed to be the first essen tial
 The almost certain failure of the starvation cure for dyspepsia has been proven time and again, but stIli the moment dyspepsia makes its appear ance a course of dieting is at once ad- vised.
 All this is radically wrong It is foolish and unscient life to recommend dieting or starvation to 8 man suffer ing from dyspepsia because Indigestion itself starves every organ and every nerve and every fibre in the 5udy.
 What the dyspeptic wants Is abund- ant nutri ton, which means plenty ot good, wholesome, we'll cooked food and something 10 assist the weak stom- aeh to digest it. This is exactly ] the purpose for which StaaRt's Dys- pepsia Tablets are adapted and this if the metH0u DY WHICH tuey CAA6 t1lA @orst eases of dyspepsia, in oth woids the patient eats plenty .o9 wholesome food and Stuart's Dyspeps sia Tablets digest it for him. In this way the system is nourished and the overworked stomach rested, because the tablets will digest the food wheth- CT the stomach works or not. One of
 these tablets will digest 5000 grains of meat CT eggs.
 Your druggist will tell you that Stu arts Dyspepsia Tablets is the purest
 ana safest remedy for stomach troubles
 and every trial makes one more friend
 for this excellent preparation. Sgld
 at 50cts. for iull sized package at all drug stores.
 A little book on stomach diseases mailed free bysad@ressIng !. A. stuart 1 Co.,. Marshall. Mich.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19

What People say about Hood s Sarsaparilla is that 1t cures when all others remedies fail Therefore you should take Hooa's sarsapanlla in preference 10 all others.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19
chamhorlain.. oongh Remeag.

This remedy i> intended especially for coughs, colds. eroup, whooping eongh and iufiuerza. It has became famous for it's cures of these q iseases, over q large part of the civilized w0rIn The most fiattering testi- monials have been received, giving accounts of it's good works; of the aggravating and persistent coughs it has cured; of severe colds that have yielded promptly to its sooth- ing effects, anu of the dangerous att taeks of croup it has cured. oiren wing the life of the child The ex- tenslve use of it for whooping cough has shown that il rohs that disea e of all dangerous eonspquences. Sold by ". L, Dewoody X Go
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19

Hood $ Pills cure biliousness. Nail- ed fer 9 cents by e. !. Hood & Co., Lowell. Mass.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19

Mf B. E. Haney has resumed his duties in tae boiler department after beings away several jays en account of the death eS lis son.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19
A Queer Legacy.

A gentleman who died at Mons France. left legacy of SS,O00 to five friends, the money to be spent on din- ners served in different restaurants. and at each meal certain dish to be eaten and certain wine, of which he was very fond, to be drunk. Further more, his memory was to be toasted at dessert, the five companions were to dine in black clothes and black gloves. and enter the room preceded by flag and the music of an accordion.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19
5uS PHRASES

An old French lawyer, writing of an estate he had just bought, added There is a chapel upon It, in which my wife and I wish to be burieda if God spares our lives.
 On a tombstone in Indiana i9 the following inscription: This monu- ment was erected to the memory of John Jinkins. accidentally shot as a mark gf affection by his brother"
 A Michigan editor received some verses not long ago with the following note of explanation: "These linea were written fifty years ago by one who has, for B long time, slept in his grave merely for pastime
 A certain politician, lately condemn ing the Government for its policy con- corning the income tax, is reported to have said: They'll keep cutting the wool off the sheep that lays the golden eggs until they pump it dry.'
 An orator at one of the university unions bore off the palm when he de- clared that 'the British lion, whether it is roaming the deserts of India or climbing the forests of Canada, will not draw in it's horns nor retire into it's she'll"
 A reporter, in describing the murder of man named Jorkin, said: The murderer was evidently in quest of oney. but luckily Mr. Jorkin had de- posted all his funds in the bank the day before. so that he lost nothing but his life"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19
or Hn.t 2 1EilIion.,.

Here are some people who have that much a year. Spain pays her boy king S1, 10000 per year, besides S609.09o for family expenses h other words B. 000.00o year, and get her soldiers are away behind with their pay, are poorly clad and fed and Spain is really one of the poorer nations. Compare with that enormous income the income of the president of the United States S50,00o. Frances president gets $240,- 9o0 8 year and all expenses, yet his na- ton is said to carry the heaviest ha- tional debt of any nation in the world Italy's king receives $2,600, 900, while the civil list of the German emperor is s4.000, ,000. The Czar of Russia enjoys an income Of s12,000 GOO annually.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19
Jews of tAe worId.

The Jewish year book estimates that there are about 1i.ooo. 900 Jews in the world. half of them still under Russian jurisdiction, notwithstanding their wholesale expulsion from the empire. Of the race in general it may be said that, numerically speaking. it is ex- tremely small for it's age, it's chance of getting bigger apparently not in- creasir2 with it's years.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19

Let me say have used E y's Creap Balm for catarrh and can thorough. ly recommend it for what it claims. Very truly. Rev H. ". Hathaway Elizabeth. N. Il.
 I tried EIy's ream Balm. and to all appearances am cured ofcatarrh The terrible headaches from hich I ong suffered are gnne.~-W J Hitch lock, lnte Major U. $. V. and 4. 4, ceD.. Buffalo, N. |.
 GA Ice. trial size or the 50c. size ol Ely's Cream Balm will be mailedi Kept by druggists. Ely Bfothersl 56Warren St, N. Y.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19

STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO. LUCAS Go Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is the. Go, doing business in the City of Toledo County and State aforeseid and that said firm will pay the sum of S100, for each and every case of Catarrh that connot b curedy the use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
 Sworn to before me and subscribed in my present, this 9th day if December, 4. D. lSe6 lsEAL A. W. GLEASON.
 Nor AIRY PUBLIC. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous sur, faces of the system. Send for testimonials ire. Sold by Druggists. 75c.
 Halls Fanny illsare the best
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19
A Emmy Sight.

An English paper says that the hat of certain short sighted master at Eton blew off one day, and as he start ed in pursuit black hen dashed out of the gateway. The schoolmaster saw the hen, and thought it was his hat. and all Eton was electrified by the spectacle of hatless and breathless reverend man hunting a black hen from one end of the street to the other.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19
JAN MAzEPPA's CAREER.
Escapadc of the Hero of the Wild Horse
 of the Ukraine.

 Escapade of the Hero of the Wild Horse
 of the Ukraine.
 Jan Mazeppa was born about the year 1645, being the son of a poor no- bleman of Podolia. For some time the youth served as page at the Court of John Casimir, King of Poland. On his return to his native province he carried on an intrigue with the vile of one of his neighbors. Being sur- prised by the offended husband, he was bound by his orders to one of the wild horses which roam about the Ukraine, and the terrified animal, being turned loose, ran with his burden till it reach ed the country of the Cossacks, where Mazeppa, half dead, was released by the peasants.
 Being tendeFlyy =aaFsed by the peas ants, Mazeppa was restored to health and rose to such favor with their Het- man that he was chosen as his success sor. As chief of the Cossacks, he ren- dered many services to Peter the Great, and, being strongly attached to the liberties of his adopted country, is said to have made earnest but unavailing remonstranees to that monarch when he had resolved to violate them.
 Created Prince of the Ukraine. Ma zeppa became tired of his dependence on the Emperor and entered into sec ret league with Charles XII. of Sweden. His scheme being discovered, and his capital, Batourin, having been taken by the Russians, he joined the Swedish King. The battle of Pultown was the result of his counsel, and after that dis astrous engagement 1Iazeppa took ref uge at Bender, where he poisoned him. self September 22. 1709.
 WE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW.
 Why the villain is inevitably an actor with good teeth.
 Why the most sub1imated idiot in the cast is labeled newspaper man.
 Why the average leading juvenile manages to make up like a barber's as- sistant
 Why the artless ingenue always manages to look considerably more tadJ SCF5u
 Why all the pretty women of a com pany fondIe and cluster about the lead ing old man.
 Why the adventures in an up-to- date play is always 50 much prettier than the heroine.
 Why tie soubrette plays all things in yellow wig and the villain inevitably wears patent feathers.
 Why the soubrette finds 1t necessary to Dunctuate every line she delivers with a sky-pointed slipper.
 Why the low comedian will persist fn working over the things that used to De funny when We Eere young.
 Why the leading man is always de- pieted as 9 person of plumber-like haughtiness of demeanor.
 Why the villain so obviously dis closes his villainy II the first act when he knows there are -four more in which he may develop 1t.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-03-19

Engine l6l was rolled into the machine shop yesterday and will be oTerhauied and fppaibted
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-09-01
No More Trouble Expected
In San Domingo.
JIMENES SOON TO COME
And There is No Doubt He Will Sue
ceed to the Presidency--Status OF
the Debt Contracted Under the
Old Regime Not Known.

New York Sept. IA dispatch to the
Herald from Santo Domingo says: There
is little doubt that Jmenes will succeed
to the presidency as soon as he arrives.
The peace and tranquility which pervade
the city are in marked contrast with the
conditions that existed a few days ago
and show how popular the revolution is
with the masses. Apparently the entire
island is satisfied that the change in gov
ernment promises improved conditions.
The newspapers all urge moderation on
the part of the reVolutionists and advise
! all citizens to refrain from disturbance.
Figucro was permitted to reach his home
unmolested and the revolutionists every
where are behaving with the utmost
! moderation, even going SO far as to pay
for uhe property taken and supplies used.
| 1T is believed that all fighting is over and
that with the arrival of the leaders Of the
! revolution on Sunday to take charge Of
/ the government all cause for alarm will
have been removed.
Yesterday was the climax to the gov
! ernment. The government was poWerless
to retard the progress of the revolution
Word had come that all the principal
towns i'm the interior on the north side
had gone over Added to this had come
news that another hurricane was form
ing and that the United States cruiser
, New Orleans and the French cruiser
would have to put to sea and that the
foreign residents would be left to the
mercy of the revolutonists Business
was practically at a stanustiIl and chaos
! reigned. People dared not stir from their
homes ait night In this dilemma came
Figueros announcement that he would
| resign in order to prevent bloodshcd ana
at once the situation changed.
Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-09-01
Gen. Wheeler Complains.

New York. Sept IA dispatch TO the
World from Hong Kong says: Private
advices from Manila state that General
Joseph Wheeler in a conversation last
Monday said he had repeatedly applied
to General Otis for something to do.
Otis, he declared, had STAYED him off un-
der various pfeteXts with the evident de-
Termination of side tracking him. Gem
eral Bates will return to Jolo to continue
the negotiations for the pacitication OF
the southern archipelago and to post
garrisons i'm the various towns
Cen Otis is arranging to begin the pub
lication of a newspaper next week The
soldiers who have been assigned to duty
in the composing room complain THAT as
they have been ordered to set type they
want tNpeSetter,s pay.