The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-07-05

takin' this town on her lighter side. New
York has the most curious lot o people
Teller can imagine No-hln' at all collects
a crowd here. And burned If they don't
cape like lot of hayseeds For instance?
Well l seen man washing windows this
mornin' on the seventh story of one o
them big buildins First a man stops,
then another, an pretty soon if you ain
got a crowd of fifty or a hundred peop4e
gain skywards like a lot of jaws. Now,
YOU wouldn't find a Butte man dom that,
nor Chicagy man, an I've heard that
you Eastern people look upon us real
Westerners as hayseeds that blows the
gas out and Chicagy men as wahOos But
that's easy Here, crowds chase to IRE
lust as if a fire was rare, and some OF EN-
seem to go crazy with excitement
ct never did see such a place for CROWDS
to turn up all of a sudden as II they
sprang out O the sidewalk why the
other night constable arrested man
M on Sixth avenue 1t was O'Clock IN
the morniu', and there didn't seem to be
many people around just then. l saw
commotion. an l give you my WORD be
fore l could get two blocks the must
"a been a hundred or more people around.
An, what's more most of EN- tollo"eo
to the lookup jest as if man am ar
rested every five minutes mere III thls
town. Did I go? OF course. II m stfau-
ger an a hayseed 'cordin' to all idees
but You New York people sees everything
an still you goes crazy over nothin
"Now here's another curious thing. Man
was wheeliu' a baby carriage over there
in the park-woman by his side--wlfe' o
course Purity soon nut got unscreWed an
off comes the wheel, kid goes out an be-
gins to yell What's the result? Two nun
bred people in two minutes. Constable
comes and jumps in to find out what s
the matter. Just wheel off an the KID
vellin' to split He says: Here, get
along, yous, and then begins 10 push.
The business bein' near the street,
wagon driver stops his team an gels OH
to see what it's all about. Another driver
stops an another an then the street 8
blocked. Baby still yellin', nam huster-
ed. dad with his head down wivin' through
the crowd lookin for that pesky nut, an
the dickens to pay-every body asKlh
what's the matter. Oh, yes, l was look
in to see what's up, too. I'm a hayseed.
An then there was a dozen or more
givin' dad advice how to wheel home an
keep the wheel on without the nut.
"fIuman natur. you say? Not altogeth-
or stranger. It's New York nature. Peo-
pie out West don't seem to be so doggoue
curious over nothin'. But you people here
is a strange combination of hayseedhess
and up-to- date--what you call tim de
stcke!-deviltry Out West we read of the
let a man 20 through these here streets
with an odd sort of dress, an swear
he's got a regiment of boys an fool men
trailn' at his heels. Amt it so? sure
The mountaineer from Montana lapsod
into silence for a moment and then sald
Say, this is the greatest procession OF
women on earth. ] never see so many
good lookin' ones an bad lookin ones an
long an short fat an slim, biack-haired
an valler-haired ones, an yaller hair is
outrageous there being none o that breed
out in Butte, so far as / know. GRACIOUS
knows where they all come from Ihey re
a queer lot. too. never get tired lookln
an ketchin' up their funny ways ard nx-
ms. Some O this here hoadsear IS
enough TO set a man cross-eyed. Amt It
so? 1t is.
NOW. there" went on the man from
Montana. See that kid girl with pigtails
an The school books l never could under
stand since l been here why q kid, with
her dress only 70 her knees, should hitch
1t up while goin' over a crossin' that am
got no mud, an even If II has mud, whdt $
az doin, that fer? Most school girls do
chat. notice Whether it's New York way
or lest buddin' womanhood ! amt prepar-
Oh 10 say. Out i'm Montany. school girls
splash in the mud, an grow on il.
"There. now, stranger, squint on that
1'hore's a grown woman grabbin her dress
with both hands. lutS am ~ AAiNNi VI
mai crogsin'. Hunt Oh, yes! Wen, L
suppose any woman mas got right TO DO
as She plcases Good thing she aint my
wife. say. this Twenty-third street cor
ncr's like vawdyvil show, only it's
free show. unconscious like, for the por-
formers"
Tho man from Montana stopped 20 hl'
his corncob, and While lighting up con-
"Tts all puff, pun new puff, puff TO
mo pufO YOU see. Well now, there's an
rther thing that looks foolish-like. See
MAJ face? Ii looks squeezed an UNI
healthy Uke-anaymic the doctors call IT,.
rbat's. because she's drawn tight. ANY
fool can see that? Sure-evcn an oil fool
,ixa me. When ! SEQ a fool e.rl thar way.
"a Won know whot? Why. J feel like
n,ckiu' her up an breaking her in two.
C;ivo me big-wa'sted-no not too biz
strong, healthy kind
ike YOU sec woy out West. NO not the
chicago kind. for they're as bad as New
york. Them there glorious healthy coun-
trv Girls: Gods creatures VINO cau run su.
r'6c am such on ssh be women. | never
have no use for igger that looks Ike
an hour glass. Dat en-. Say when you
set "a hgcer lEc that an O tower of yalar
hair with a pam cas- lookln' hat a bird
o. Pegrvdise on TOP. Ike that one there
Tae Montana man spat il disgust.