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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17

The santa fe route will sell cheap
excursion ticHrt1 IN Los hng lea. San
DIEGO. Redondo Bach mr. Slnta Monica
Oh the following dates, for $40 from Al
bnquerque and return:
June 3, Z, II aud q; July /, -, % and
%; August D, ., ~. ~ and 80.
A. l.. CONRAD, Agent.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17

QuIRINo SEBRANO has sued the board
Of supervisors OF Maricops county. Arr
zona, for 5000. damages claimed for the
death OF his child at the pest house Of
that county.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17

Hon. n. 8. wALPoLE. the Pueblo In
dian agent, with headquarters at Santa
Fe, has decided TO establish day schools
at Tesuque and santa Ana. to be opened
on September 4.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17

NEBRASKA people made such q good
bargain when they traded politics for
prosperity that the average farmer down
there UNI when a candidate appears on
the scene.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17
HUDYAN REMEDY COMPANY,
Cor. Stockton. M.rLs, and Ellis s,s.,
San Frsneiseo. Cal
special saturday Onering

We have placed on aa'e all oDr neck
wear at greatly reiuced ricos Ia order
to closa them out; % AID 80 cents bus
40, 30 and 90 cent ties. Saturday Only.
simon Stern, the Rliltoad avenue
rlOthier.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17

PERSONS who, from carlessness, or any
other cause. take mail from the postofice
that belongs to another. and who fail to
return the same. are liable TO a hne OF
$500 or n yenr Imprisonment.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17

Irritating stings. bites. scratches,
wounds and cuts soOthed ana healed by
DeWitt's Witch Hazel salye-a sure and
safe application for tortured flesh. Be-
ware of counterfeits. Berry's Drug Co.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17

and use Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhel Remedy for all pains OF the
stomach and all unnatural lOOseness OF
the bowels. AZ always cures. FOR sale
nv all drugpiatg.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17

Acker's kngiish Remedy will stop a
cough at any time, and will cure the
worst cold in twelve hours, or money
refunded; 20 cents and 30 cents. j. II.
O'RleIiy n On.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17

THE arrival OF Admiral Dewey is more
than likely to be accompanied by an
other wild furry In the interview market.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17
G. HENRY, M. D.
SYPHILIS A SPECIALITY
Men Only Treated.

G HENRY, M. ID. S"R2se9o5a2do p PBrFs"" p SYPHILIS \ srEoIAtrr
Thirty. Six Years Practice thu Last Ten In Denver Col Men Only Treated.
A cure guaranteed in every ease undertaken when a cure ia prar ticable and
Remedies. Recentc assp permanently cured wtunth days. NoCuteba, Sande-
wood Oil II Copaiba uld. SpNmatOrrhOal santnl losses night emissions, In
somna dependency radically cured. Records method practical in the Worlds
Hospital, Paris Reference over $4,000 patients successfully treated aud cured
within the last ten yeats. Can refer to patelts cure, by permission. Investigate.
Offices g07 seventeenth street, near ca amps D'nyar, Col English Frinch, Gar
man, Polish, Russian and Bohemian spoken. Consultation and me examination
free, Correspondence solicited: strictly confidential.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17
n. ~ MetcAlf,

Successor to A. Hart, pays the highest
prices for second hand goods, Persons
contemplating going to housekeeping
will do well to give him q call before
purchasing. No. III west Gold avenue,
next door to Wells Fargo.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17
Tr, Anrnr FnnI-N.ne.

Insurance gasoline stoves are the only
ones that are safe. whitney Company.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17
HERE ARE YOUR SYMPTOMS.

III. FLuTTERINu OF THE EYE
LIDS. nuDYAN will relieve this almost
Immediately.
az. TREMBLING OF THE LIPS.
will restore the nerves 10 a heal
thy condition, and the trembling will disaP
pear.
q. LUMP IN THE THROAT. The
feeling Il as though there was N ball In the
throst. uuDyAS will cause II to disappear.
d PALpITATIoN OF THE
HEART. HUpybN viii strengthen the
heart muscle and cause the beats TO become
strong and regular.
8. SINKING FEELING IN THE
PIT OF THE STOMACH. 1t Is due to
the action Of the weakened nerves OF the
stomach. HuDyNN will strengthen the
nerves, and the sinking feeling will not reour.
Women. this IL for you. Remember that
uUDyAN cures men and women. II viii
relieve you Of all the above symptoms aud
YOU can be cured. HuDyhN will effect =
permanent cure. Take HuDyAN now. You
IAN get HrDyAN Of your druggist for %
cents per package or 6 packages for $50. II
your druggist does not Keep II, send direct 70
the uuDyAN REMEDY COMPANY. san
Francisco, California. You can consult the
| doctors Of the uuDyAN REMEDY COM
PANY FREE. Call on the doctors. II you
cannot call, you may write and advice will he
given free, Address
HUDYAN REMEDY COMPANY,
- EaHl- a.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-08-17

The following business wal transacted
at the land Office 81 Santa Ne during
the week ending August iG:
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
INDIAN CREEK.

Please kind readers don't blame the
correspondence theseIit items too harsh
ly if they miss putting your name in
the paper when you go visiting.
Dal Spalding and sister, Miss Vio-
liza are both very sick with measles at
this writing.
VIII Drake and Miss Dora Lee at
tended mass in Swinkey Sunday.
Miss Cora Carrico is visiting in this
vicinity this week.
Albert Buchanan is very sick with
a relapse Of the measles.
Charles Carrico attended mass at
Swinkey Sunday and visited his friend
Joe Frye.
May McGill was shaking hands with
the Indian Creek people sunday.
Quite an enjoyable time was spent
at the dance at Mr.. James Smiths
Thursday night.
Miss Bush Hagan of your city Wis
tied hOmetolkS Saturday and Sunday
and attended mass here.
DR.. Sprinkle was calling on Indian
Creek people the past week.
Mr.. II. H. Green and wife of Mon
roe City attended mass here Sunday.
Mr.. Clay Hays and wife of Hume
we'll were visiting her parents Sunday.
We are sorry to learn the sad mis-.
fortune that happened to two of our
young boys Sunday OF the storm. OF
course they were calling on their
girls. They started home and the last
accounts we heard of them was a
smashed buggy and two very dilapida-
ten looking boys. "Dont mention it,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

mother cat is absent. She seems to
think them another brood Of strange
babies. Mother hen and mother cat
have "warm times" over the babes.
We are afraid If the present rainy
spell continues much longer we will
have to call on the county for more
road ground as all in the limits are
washed away. Culverts are in a
critical condition and mud holes
common.
Miss Jessie Bush visited Hannibal
friends this week.
This weather gives farmer the
blues. Meadows drowned, no corn
plante& kheat no good and oats but
little bclshr.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
HATCH.

Everybody will attend the Mission
at Brush Creek which begins Sunday,
I p. IN.
Steve Hawkins returned to your
city Sunday.
r. S. Hooper contemplates moving
to Pulaski Co., Mo.
J. II. Elliott and wife, of Hassard,
we're here Thursday with relatives.
Robert Kendrick and family were
shopping in your city Thursday.
Corn planting all the go.
Joe Grey and family and w. H.
Elliott were in these parts Thursday.
Several from this vicinity were
trading with your merchants Satur-
day.
Uncle Henry BombeclI and f. w,
A. Bastiau were in the Bluff City
last week.
Quite a number from here attended
services at the Huntington Christian
church Sunday.
There were services at Bethlehem
Sunday.
Born-To the wife Of r. H. Douglas
Saturday night, a 10 pound boy. All
parties concerned doing well.
Mrs. VIM. Wilson died at her home
Friday night. The remains were in
TERED with religious ceremony in the
Aerial Cemetry Saturday.
II. T. Donnally has the finest sad
die colt of the season.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
FLORIDA.

VIM. d. Bannister has returned
from Columbia where he has been at
tending school.
Mrs. Rubison, OF Quincy, is visit
ing her father, Mr.. James.
Miss Lizzie Carr entertained Satur-
day evening in honor of her guests,
Misses Matte and Pattie Vaughn, OF
North Fork, Mo. All reported q
pleasant time and agree that Miss
Lizzie is an ideal hostess.
Albert Crump has been elected to
teach the Casey school next winter.
Horace Hagar has been reelected to
teach our school. Mr.. Hagar is a
good disciplinarian and a splendid
instructor.
The Ladies OF the NJ. E. church will
give an ice cream and straw berry
supperEin the school yard for the BEN
eft of the church. All are invited.
Ice cream and straw berries each Is
cents a dish.
Ed Dusendschon left here Saturday
for St. Louis where he will make a
short visit and return to his home in
Cairo, III. Ed says there is no place
like Florida for fishing and hunting.
Mr.. st. John had his old house
torn down last week and will com
mence this week rebuilding.
Several from here attended the
Children's Day exercises at Victor
Sunday and reported a splendid pro-
gram we'll rendered.
Memorial services for j. NJ. Travis
will, D. D., will be held at South
Fork the third Sunday in this month.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
WARREN.

NJ. NJ. Berry and daughter, of Mon
roe City, were in our town Tuesday.
The farmers are hustling things in
this community in the way of plant
ing corn. The last four or five days
have been pretty good for the bust
ness and they have taken advantage
Of the opportunity.
Our town was visited by several
travelling men Monday and Tuesday
and the merchants bought very lib
orally and we hope they will have a
good trade this summer as the spring
trade was dull.
L. w. McGlasson has resigned his
secretaryship with the Warren tele-
phone company to seek a more prom
inent position.
Miss Matte Terrill, of this place,
went to Clarence, Shelby County,
last week to spend few weeks with
her aunt, Mrs. Robt. Hoard
Rev. Jones and wife will soon move
from here to LaGrange, Lewis county,
where he will attend College this win
ter.
Joseph Renshaw overhauled the
switch board in the telephone office
and put in some more new drops.
Children's Day exercises will be at
the Baptist church in this place Sun
day, June the 18TH
Ike Longacre, of near Warren, had
horse badly cut on barb wire last
week.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
VIRGIE.

Virginia the three year old
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. E. P.
Nelson, died at their home in
St. Louis Wednesday, after an
illness of several weeks. The
remains were brought back TO
this city, the place of her birth
for interment Thursday and all
that had been mortal and a Joy
to the grief stricken parents
was laid to rest in the st. Jude
cemetery. The sad cortege
was met at the evening train by
the P. E. o. society and a long
concourse of friends. There
was a short service at the grave
by Rev. j. H. Rife.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
COUNTY LINE ITEMS.
Everybody welcomes fair weather.

Everybody welcomes fair weather.
Corn is getting very wecdy.
Rev. Geo. Smith preached at De-
Moss Sunday. The services We're
largely attended.
Mrs. J. i. Nelson is improving and
if good luck prevails, will be we'll
soon.
If the present fair weather continues
q few days corn planting will be pur-
sued again. The average farmer fin
ished planting corn by June 10th last
year. This was later than was ever
lnown before, but it will be even
later this year.
Charley Hickman and wife visited
ut the latter's parents, Jackson
Rouse's Sunday.
II you miss that Epworth League
lecture Thursday night you will
gret it.
Mrs. L. H. Dodd was called to Han
nibal Tuesday by the unwelcome
news of the death OF her brother,
Thomas Glasscock.
Tom Dawson, Jr., was busy shak-
ing hands with friends Sunday at Do
Moss, who welcomed him in their
midst again.
Mrs. Vim. Z. Jones attended the
funeral of her mother, Mrs. VIM.
Wilson, Mt Aerial Saturday after
which the remains were laid to rest in
the family burying ground near
Hatch,
]. L. Nelson has been hStclfing
goose, turkey and guinea eggs under
his chicken hens this spring and the
hens think they are strange creatures,
Recently an old mother cat brought
her half grown children and placed
them In n nest in the chicken house
Az olNhen at once took charge OF tao
aaln ,lsl apa hogers them Whenever
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
List of Lette rs.

Remaining unclaimed in post
office at Monroe City, Mo-, on
June 6, 1899.
Burton, Mollie Mrs; Baker,
Elizabeth Mrs; Bond, VIM;
Clapper, J. P. Mrs; Long, c.
F.; Munday, Sarah Mrs; Pitts,
Wessie; Pagget Sarah Mrs;
Strother, Joseph; Tedrow, B.
r. (2); White, Rosa Miss; Will
liams, Grant; Woodson, j. W..
link, Lizzie Mrs.
To obtain any of these letters
persons must say advertised.
J. P. PATTON, p. m.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
WEST END NOTES.

Master easy Fahy returned home
Saturday after pleasant visit with
his grandparents, r. H. Hagar and
wife.
D. II, Campbell and wife spent
Sunday with Mrs. Jones, OF. Oakdale.
Miss Bush Hagan was the guest of
her parents at Indian Creek Sunday.
d Hillery lardy and family spent
Sunday with Jerome Kendrick and
wife, OF Hassard.
Stephen Hawkins returned home
Sunday after spending a few days
with relatives near Hatch.
Miss Sallie Bell, OF Hassard, was
the guest of her uncle. Judge Bell
and family Saturday and Sunday.
S. r. Kendrick, OF Hatch, was the
guest of relatives m the west end Sun
day.
j. r. Fahy and family, OF Shiel,
were the guests OF r. II. Hagar and
family Monday.
Joe Coats, OF Shelby Co.. was here
last week visiting his sister, Miss
Sallia Goats.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION.

To Whom it may concern:
Notice is hereby given that
the co-partnership heretofore
existing between d. H. Phillips
and the undersigned, under the
firm name and style of Phillips
& ellison, has been fully dissolv-
ed and terminated; and that the
undersigned will not be held or
bound by any Indebtedness, OBJ
legation or contract hereafter
made or entered into by the
said D. H. Phillips for or on be-
half of said Phillips & ellison or
otherwise.
Dated this list day of June, 1899.
J. o. gibson.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
S. Christian.
HUNTINGTON.

Rain water.
Oats look we'll.
The wild goosebcrry crop is the
largest ever known here.
Elder Myers, of Canton, preached
two excellent sermons here Sunday.
Able Boarman and Miss Sallie
Bell, of Monroe City, made our city
a short visit Sunday evening.
Misses Marie Hagar and Katie
McAllistcr, of Shicl, attended preach
ing here Sunday.
Miss Hattie Bond, OF Monroe City,
visited friends here Saturday and
Sunday.
Joseph B. Boarman visited his old
friend, II. r. Moss, Sunday.
Ned Cannon, of Ely, spent Sunday
here with his best girl.
Misses Emma and Carrie Glass
cock, two handsome and popular
yomng ladies of Rensselaer,, attended
church here Sunday and visited Miss
E.ilia Baxter.
Father Shaw, of La Sale, ILL.,, will
commence mission at st. Peters
brush Creek Sunday June 18th to
continue one week.
Guy Cleary and Dan Ashmore, of
Hannibal, were here Tuesday and
Wednesday hunting squirrel.
Our school closes Friday. Miss
Ollie Baxter, the teacher, was well
liked.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

Brother Abaer (McKinley's
brother) has bobbed to the
surface again and in such a
manner as to call for another
investigation and more white
wash. James Lutkins a broker
of New York, has sued Kenyon
& Co. clothiers for $4,000 COM
mission due him on contract =
gotten them through Abner
Mckinley.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

The Quincy Herald is respon-
sible for the followinh: ''Dr.
Still has decided to remain
there (Kirksville) with his oste-
opathic institute and will i'm
mediately spend $4,000 in
erecting a large addition to his
school.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
MARKET REPORT.

Shipments for the week were:
Sharp & Gray, l car of cattle
and l of hogs; Barger & Nc.
Clintic, 1 car of sheep and of
hogs. Blackburn 2 cars of
piling; ]. j. Rogers 10000
pounds of wool; j. B. Anderson,
5000 pounds of wool; Boulware
g. Son, $4,000 pounds of wool;
u. H. Finks, 6 cars of ties. To
tai 10 cars and $4,000 pounds of
wool.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

Miss Carrie Rogers returned
home from st. Louis Monday
evening where she had been
visiting and taking vocal les
sons. Enroute home she had
the misfortune to loose her
pocketbook and railroad ticket.
Hater.-A letter has been
received by Miss Rogers advis
ing her where the articles are.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

We have been blessed with 4
Beef Committee" and now have
a "PeOace Committee" so what
is the matter with having an
Honest Committee for a change?
Why not stop the wholesale
stealing of China and other
countries that cannot help them.
selves.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

At meeting in Chicago Mon
day the manufacturers of plows,
harrows, seeders and nipple
ments of a kindred nature de-
cided to raise their prices. 1t
is the old game of putting the
farmer in the hole.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

Columbus, Ohio, June CDR.
W. E. Moore, one of the Oldest
and best known Presbyterian
div ines in the county, died Mon
day afternoon from bronchitis,
contracted at Minneapolis dur
ing the recent Presbyterian gen
eral assembly.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

Chas. E. Purnell and family,
of Kansas City, will move to
this city the latter part of the
week. They were formerly res
idents of this city and will re-
ceive warm welcome from
their old friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
THE = RACKET.
WI Gl..
We are Closing,
Millinery

ANh1llllASAI
As the season is growing late in
order TO close our Spring Millinery
we make these low prices.
$500 and $3.50 hats at $500.
$500, $50 and $500 hats $3.50.
Sailors at % per cent reduction,
Don't fail to see our line OF
Summer dress goods.
Plain white figured Piques l2t, 10,
20 and pc.
India linens 5, ~, 10, Is and 2Oc.
Lawns -, ), -. 10 to loo,
Good calicOes at &c,
Fans to ISc.
Ladies umbrellas Steel rod regular
zoe. quality SOC.
Ladies' vests >, {, 10, ID to Doc
Ladies mitts 10, to Doc.
Mems Furnishing Goods.
Work shirts % To SOC.
The best overall in town only 49c.
Mems seamless soX, good wearers
DC,
Neglcgce shirts , detached collars
and cuffs SOC. worth Zoe.
Mems pillow shoes allsolid SL0O'
Groceries.
- lib good sugar Sl.O0
S Id good roast coffee Sl.OO
p or laundry soap sc.
pit. tin cups lc.
pit. tin cups 3.
10 gu. tin buckets Zoe.
for 10, Battle AK and Scalping
knife tobacco Soc.
You will find our store the best
place to trade.
q TL<101toA
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
JOANNA ITEMS.

Flowing corn the order OF the day.
The hail storm the other evening
did great damage in this vicinity,
tearing down the corn.
Abram Summers had q valuable
mare to get cut on the barb wire fence.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

VIM. Sayer, who has been an
employee of Geo. Settle, left
for parts unknown Saturday
night. He left several of the
merchants to mourn his loss.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
Head Camp Meeting Modern Wood
man.

The M. K. & T. will sell
round trip tickets Monroe City,
Mo-, to Kansas City, Mo-, for
1926. Tickets will be on sale
June 3, 4, 5, g. z, 8 and 9th, final
return limit June 18th. Ticket
good on Wabash M. K. & T..
passenger trains,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

7. G. Rice purchased the re 81
dence property of Mrs. Eliza
beth Bynum at the corner of
Locust and Dover Streets,
Tuesday for 500. Node Green
engineered the deal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-07-15
RAISING A HEIFER.
what 1t Costs to Keep . Calf Darin0
the First Sixteen Months Of Its
Existence.

The lecturer of the New Hampshire
grange has been making an estimate of
how cheaply heifer calf can be
raised until it is 16 months old, by
which time the heifer may begin to pay
her way. Assuming the calf to be
dropped the first of October, he esti-
mates the cost of feeding it on skim
milk thickened with ground fiaxseed
and some hay for the first five months
Or 81 weeks, at 1857. The next three
months, bringing it to the pasturing
season, cost nearly 81 cents per week.
or $s.2s. Pasture will vary with To-
cality and is reckoned extremely low,
calves being often pastured for $50 to
$3.50 for the season. The last three
months cost $s.4s, making a total for
is months of $2S.S1. The lecturer adds
that il there be much increase of ex-
pensive foods, like fiaxseed, the cost of
growing the calf will be considerably
increased. These figures are strongly
confirmatory of the belief of many old
farmers that it does not pay to grow a
heifer calf into q COW, and that It is
cheaper to buy the cow after all these
costs and the risk of loss have been
borne by somebody else. 1t is fact,
however, that a cow grown on the farm
and always used to it will be generally
q better cow than she will if sold to be
sent to some other place. The cow has
! great love for the home where she
was brought up, and instances have
been known where they have been sold
to a distance of their escaping in the
night and making their way to the
familiar barnyard where they were
reared.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1899-07-15
MISSING THE IuBILEr
IAere Was One Woman who Seemed
to BE Ignorant Of the Fact
That Peace Had Come.

u vas in the midst of the peace Jubilee
0nd the editor was the busiest individual in
sown, but the visitor got in on him, and.
what was worse, sat down and showed other
&a8ns OF remaining, none of which the editor
encouraged.
Excuse me-" said tn. visitor Of his own
volition, but can't I ask you an important
question:"
What is it," responded the editor. with.
out looking up from his ork, which is al.
ways. sign that anybody ought to under
stand
Amt this peace jubilee we're having in
this town."
1t certainly H."
And the peace jubilee Is . celebration Of
peace, amt it,"
Exactly"
And peace means that war is of, don't
'Of course it does"
And that the olive branch il hang.
ing low, and that everybody Is falling
ON everybody else's neck, and that every
body is glad the war clouds have rolled by,
and that good fellowship is now prevailing
everywhere, and that every bosom throbs
responsive to the gentle COO of the dove, and
that everybody is wearing white wings, and
that there wont be any more scraps, and
that everybody is kissing and making up;
1t means that, don't it."
Exactly" responded the editor, pleased
to discover 20 comprehensive knowledge
IRON such an unsuspected quarter.
Ill 60 back home and tell my wife about it.
When | left there an hour ago don't be-
lieve she knew it had happened. Good
morning" And the visitor went out before
the editor had time to extend his sym.
pathy.-Washingto Star.