The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-06-22
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De PEA ptogfsaiEsi Jsct -Piselr.
whrb call GOV bu dos w,s' ito isil.
Wat IL there 10 ,hi, story sbos,
the sifl 0sbblhs !. sussssd 10 beips .
nilliousifsf Net nilltoetirs; . nillin
~. Oh. cell, ttsi ~ not 20 bad.
-loErs WHEEL hsi nothing slss 10
DO today. 70 aid The cooking. Husbsba
--fs'. ys.l s.isn hSds some mischief
slili Ter IDLE hands 10 do.
-~olA B,osn won'l 1--we long He has
one lea 10 The crate fou mesn ore les
Ia The grave. No. he's going to be erens.
Cd.
II shgBld thith that spch . husband
|. Mira Mestleist's you'd drive her TO
desperation. Never. He. too mean.
He'd make hu walk.
SIS She - You are hypetorilic.l. The
isei Is. you don't lite Gsrmsn opera lie
oh. don't knou. Il isnt 90 bad
thai 10. 700 krUw, 10 . nsn Who 10 very
bard Of bearing.
-Scboelnsstsr lsntering boys dormi
tory What srs you doing ont Of bed
this time Of risht Mnrpbyi Murphy
OBJ. sorr. 90. up to tuck myselfio.
Are you soias swsy for the SUMMER
No, thsi's 80 old fashioned We go sway
Tor The viBisr Where did you 90 lat
vip,eri We hsjn't commenced the new
plan ihso.
Little Susie Ffeckles-I made ugly
faces .. your hur sluck.up sister the other
day, hot guess che did not see me. Lii
lie Bobby Oh, zee, she did, but che
thought they were natural
--strsngsr-Mr. Conductor, will !
have time TO bid ny wife good by? Con |
ductor dob't know How long have |
you been married.
--Conduolor We have missed The con
neoiion aud you will have to wait ct this
station sir hours, Old lady (sbo 10 8
little nesyous on The rsilrosdl Well. I'm |
safe for sir hours, suywsy.
In my studies OF m,nkind. likewise
vomsnkind, said the cornfsd philosopher,
1 have noticed that = wife bea.er never
has any lrouble in making Q second mar
iisge.
In Boston: How much are these
string besnsi Seventy Eve cents quart |
Isn't that rather sllitudinousi Yes. mad |
an, but these are very bisbsttuns beans. |
Whats the brides front name asked
the license clerk, Av, nov, really, l
don'l know, replied the Oount Ye see,
her fathers attending 10 oil the details,
my dear fellow.
--Fnbley What do you think OF .
woman who attempts suicide because she
can't get . new spring bonnsti MsyI-
bhe might show her delicate considers
tiol for her husbands finances 10 some
ether way, !. strikes me.
--You are the only woman have loved,
he protested. Whs,y che demanded.
That 10. Of course. this year. be FASTENED
10 explain. and she wss so charmed by
his ,ru,hiuluess tina, she accepted him.
John has Eve oranges. James gave
bin II, and be gives Peter z; how many
has be leitS Before this problem the
Glass recoiled. Please, sir, said . yonng
lad. We always does our sums in apples.
Mrs Newly blessed (wesrily) MORT
mer, what can be the matter with that
ohildi Mr. Newly blessed Carrying the
screaming inisnt mp and down the room,
desperately Il believe !. is jast mad be
cause il is sleepy that 1t can hardly
keep swske.
Little Edgar, on seeing his mother up
proscbins With = stick ip her hand to
punish bin. Immediately cravls under
the bed, vhereupon bis mother informs
the father who gets down on his knees
and poxcs bis head under the bed. ssyipeI
Are you there Edgar? Elssr-Yes.
papa, Is she after you,
Bib That boy OF mine il smsr,
one. Jill-Wnsi has be been doing now'
Why. Mrs. Gsbber vas calling the other
day aud she asked Willie II he's Loot his
tongue. Add What did Willie ssyi Ask
cd her II she hsdnt found il.
Aud BY The way. brother, asked the
minister who hsd been cilled 10 TO
smooth the psthwsy OF the expiring pion
eer, were oil those bear stories the TRUTH ]
The old man opened his eyes. Person, \
said be, that's q mighty mean advantage to
take Of dyin' man.
JACK, said bis college ohum, your
vile seems 70 be one OF those women Who II
are bcurd TO have the last word. IwouId
not mind that 40 much. for il seems due
the vesker sei. but What rolls me 90 10
tbs. che is equally bound 10 have ninety
I'VE per cent Of the conversation that pre- |
cedes.
Who sud Whist wn The deceased .
He vas ienderfcot from Frisco. Jour |
honor. Add vhsi vas your excuse Tor
killing himf He vac The slx.eerth !
blasted IDIOT, you honor, Who worked A
me With the OLD sag sbou, the Insurgents
rlaxinr a Irrnn mana nl.al a