The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-24
BULL PUP IN Ills CELLAR.
COOK AND Furnace NAN ON STRIKE,
COLN SNAp NERE.

n ~
bred Dog In the Country Not All ri.
C-nckrd TIP to lie by n Good Deal.
The silence which followed nm ,pp-..,o.r.
consump,ion Of Ave Rob Row cock,.ils .,,,,i'
,.peousiv Inv fyc r,c, y,rn admitted d., -
knew A rood thing when they drank II WAS b,,p..
nv Nj Sub,irbanito's junction.
"U AS n citizen Of this countrv and h,no.
mart ovn,r %, nil, plorious Nevv Won ,.or. o,oi,,.
IN write 10 the Secretary of ,bot D.n,,,ron, ~.
n favor how would you Address bimp As,b.,,
Mr.. Secretary. or rs The Honorable S,,,c,.r,
NJ tho Navvp'"
"'rhat suggests the much d,h,,.d o,c,,,.
81 etauctte as 10 which cbagcs the hail ~ Il 49,.
over the fepo, when van ore proc,si,, ,,l, .,,u..
with your cook in the b,ct ward a.id p,ov,
"Ny preferences In your case IL f,r Che D.,,,c,.,,
greeting of 'Dcnt Old Man ,,,,dipo in ,,,.
Latter with 'pro homo ,uh,,,,, -, .,,,a,.,.- M.
IL too show that Won kno,, vmr consu,m,iorI
ripb,a NV sdvi,. ia ,iv.y. leo. a. ,,,,, CT
urbani,e. because Won live in IN. coun,,y"
As I understand tho oucs,on 4" co,ur,.
Mr. Suburbanitc -if YOU are n frcc.borp Ar,s,
can citizen and the cnac is urgent YOU b.v, .
right 10 summon the Navy u your aid"
Riot broke out In Suburbanvillcy" ssLed Jo,..
well. no, exactly. hut near II" .,id SIR
urbanir lisa dog n hull nun n he ,ccu,,,.
and he has taken full possession Of nv c,lla,
lie teaerts in,ruders and nv fu,,,c. 10 4, an.
cellar can't Won ~. ,br situation, rbo r,,
who takes care q, nv furnace has s,,urL b.cau..
he is a family man and his lifc is NOT his own
and besides nc I'm. asked me- IN nav n hill 10, !.
new s,it Of cIo,h., b.,ous, when h. .r,.,o.A
a.. r. Ii = a.. -. -, -, a.,
from the oeiiM on his last VISIT he did not have
enough clothes on 10 talk about There WAS
mn additional item for physicians expense
! nus c"lu sihp mas Drought ma'ers W Crisis
My furnace has burned gu, because the man
was forced y rcueat IN disorder Ny cook
10. op,y ' ,.d..n nj" "" ,, ' ,s e .s QUO
,a -, -, 49,. v, "o "no,o no"
trying to read The meter and he swear, he won,
attempt it again until that pup is nut out on
course lis Just the pups way Of having fun and
bn, IFS swkw.rd" ' ~
VIVA. do you expee, from the Navy asked
Brown.
'' Won Guy unu'un, 'a'oie' Snio ououf
DANTE 'ou' notice that the navy Is spending
s,,hu,h.n,i,l: -, ,ha 60 ,I :, ,.
10 oi ''e 'ou"u anu ~ nos "ouireo
to me that the Secretary might send battls-
,hsr. - 10 ,i,,s shoa,n |'u neS ,' gum ~
,s,rs, p,s,r do, aS.rn IN, WI ,,. n s .ao
bull pups Now II Che navy would tinspv aro1
few big shells into my cellar will gladly stand
the damage TO tho house could erect a snail
tag pole to give them the range. you sec and.
except for the dog We would leave the house va
cant believe ,hes etswe.ploeive shells dropped
Iation Of Ills own iipotcncy when he elects to
stand in INC way Of prosrcss / dor, want 10
hurt the dog. but when he makes me feel ike
an uiilsndtf in the Tranayaal somcthinp pWst
Be- done. Exfrdi,ncy and the inconyenierco
nrexeinp nf III nj MIN nj IL ill., p.yy 49,, ~.
me don, know what 10 do"
-Hsvs you exhausted all the arts Of peace
animals could b, subdusd by simply loolini
them straighi in the eyes"
themselves said Suburbanitc, but il YOU vorl,
like 10 Try the eye cure ON this one viii gisdiy
pup was six weeks old when Ss / go, him. tx
pIenagc Was very respectable on both side
suspectsd that he Would pry e' AM ap nhe
burglars and ,ramps but | never anticipate
was a month ago Since that time he hss double,
in size and his mouth and teeth have grown ",n
OF all proportion 70 his body; When he come
toward you now he looks merely like a big mout:
well protected with teeth and backed nv a TAI
which ,wagglcs all thc time Just 10 indicate TIA,
Kind u hull pup he is guess he didn't kn"s
how thoroug bred he W as until a week after h.
s S cS a0S ShAfp pn,s r5 s
ended by the tail and the pup looked as II he
enjoyed it, Then he held him up by the slack
n
As a final test he held him up by the ears and
the dog looked jus, as pleased NJ il nc were having
his photograph taken Then the dog sharp pu,
him down u nd the pup sat down and looked w
wisely AT him for the verdict
Pretty good pup that said the sharp and
he's hand: as they make them He'll do
Il Was swelling with pride when the pup mnds
a grab for the dog sharp's trousers. He got his
teeth in them firmly ard then wngged his tail
from pure enjoyment tried TO wrench his Jaws
apart but couldn't bulge them | pinched his
tail and did other things which the sharp advised
but they wouldn't work.
You'll have 10 drown him out said The shaTp.
and following his advice | poured a pail Of vateI
over the pup, and when he loosed his hold he made
a dash for the stairs and escaped. That seemed
10 annoy him. When the cook went down in
the cellar few hours later the dog took liberties
with her skirts such cook would permit
When the cook came out Of the cellar her Dire q
was tatered, She gave warning that II she WAS
asked To meet that bull pup on his own ground
again she would leave tie house This was
awkward. | found, however that by removing
a register on the first floor and using sharpened
nail on the and 81 a long stick IL was possible 70
spear lust the vegeta bes needed from day 10
70 day, The furnace mans refusal TO face this
dog didn't bother us 50 much Just then because
u was reasonably warm weather and We had