The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-09-30
GEORGIA,S PA.
He Makes an Unsuccessful BIufrwith
the Conductor.

! He Makes an Unsuccessful Blum with
the Conductor.
Chicago TImes-Herald; Afte- me
and paw and the Pup Had Lived on
paws Cooken Four days paw says:
/ wen, I aln't agoln to put up With
This Outrage emmy Longer. I Bin up
aGinst some Cold propposlshens In my
Time and / was Run over By a skor-
{ cher Wunst, But this here Thing of
Beln left to Starve by Hairless wo-
man while She's away eaten Frltters
and frosted Cake three times Day is
little Bit the Worst Thing that ever
happened to me and It amt doin my
sistum n Bit OF Good"
II tutched my Hart to Look, at paw.
| He had sad countenance and About A
\ Greece Spots on his Bizness SCOT. The
pupn was the only one what Seemed to
{ Gil along ali rite on Paws cooker, Be-
I coz he wassent brOt up to be pertlckler
about his Vlttles and got most of the
stun paw cooked fer Me and himself.
So paw SEED we was agoin to Go and
! Git NAV and Little Albert and the next
! Day we went on the Three o'clock trane.
We got the Rnwsons 10 keep the pupp
! till we Got Back, and when we come
out Of the Deepo after paw Bot His
! ticket the pupp was thare Lookin up IN
paws face and Waggen His tale Like
il the Joke was on somebuddy else.
"Blame that Dnwg," paw says, IF /
Had a Club thny would Be a mock out
rite here In One Round, and 1t would
emit be no Chance blow neither"
But the trane come along In about n
mint and paw GRABBED the pupp when
! the Conduckter was LOoken the other
way and we got IN. The pupp lade
Down under the Seat and KEEP purity
quiet TIL It was Time To Gilt out the
Ticket. After the conduckter punched
paws and putt Little red card In
his hat He held out his hand and
Says:
''Whare's the Boy's2"
"EVhnt do YOU mcan?" paw asst.
Amt that your Boy?" the man says.
yes" paw told Him, but he's Too
young to pay"
"That Don't Eo'oR this Road" the
.COnducktcr Says. He'll Be Shawn
TwIct a week in year or So. Come on
now, | amt got no Time TO Listen to
no stories about Dates In the Family
Bible"
Here" paw Says. you Don't no the
General manager Of This Company Is
my uncle. DO your What's your
rho Conductor Looked kind of
81 idly at paw fer minute and then
sed:
so he went on puRehIn the Tickets,
aud after he was up at the other End
Of the Car paw Says
"Thcy amt nOthin Like Havln nurve
and Keruin your Wits about you. l
Hope you'll take after me and always
no Enun 10 keep cool and Cnmm When
Won Kit IN TitC places. ! wouldn't OF
Done ThlnG Like That only this Rode
run over Cow for Uncle Henry Wunst
and Wouldn't pay him nethln."
Purity soon the COuduckter Came
Rack ana Leaned against the Seat in
front NJ VS. and Says to paw:
so the general Manager ls one Of
yottr family. rs he2 when WAS you Ia
10 see the Old Ecntlomun Lastg'
about a week ago." paw Says
TITS n pity about His health. Amt
! ~"
yes couldn't Help Retusen He
was fallen Purity Fast Told hin ne
was Foolish to work SO hard. He OF to
take Rest
II sposc you didn't ast him fer .
pass BeeeG you Felt go sorry Ter HlIn,
tho CondUcktcr Says
"Oh, no." paw anscrd, II Didn't no
was Coin then and amt Had no time
to Tend to II Since
Look here" the coRduekter Says,