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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
kodol Dyspepsia Cure
"Dlgests what you eat.'s

Wm Sigafoos who was in the
wrecked express car with J J
.O'Brien when She latter met such
9 sad death in the accident at
MoiDgona hill last Tuesday, is
now in the hospital at Boone and
is making most encouraging pro,
guess. Hns chief inlullpa ~
!" hroM Il nsar, cne at hi, arr .
M Isl tpgA irom lis lrnd, his
! il. Nth torn and !acerntrsi, @i'a
.mNnry inch of his body is cwrresl
with cnts. 81; 'ches ard hHuisrs
but regardless If all these his
physicians who have been at hi'
bedside night and day since the
accident, today informed Super.
intendent L A Garner of the
American Express company tina
it would be a matter of only a few
days until he could leave tn
hospital.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
Exposition All Right.

A number of prominent Nebraska
and Iowa gentlemen were appointed a
committee to examine the exhibits.
amusements, grounds and general fea-
lures of the Greater America EXPOSE
ton. These gentlemen in their report
declare the Exposition to be far beyond
their expectations in excellence. They
commend it as In every way worthy Of
public patronage from an educational
as we'll as an amusement standpoint.
They speak very highly of the ma
chinery hall, of the manufacturing and
agricultural buildings. They mention
the new and novel things not 9 be-
fore, showing that the beautiful
grounds and buildings, the music, the
art display, the Indian congress, etc,
are not the only features to this truly
magnificent exposition. 8-11
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Workman have finished re-
modelling Fred Douglas establish
ment on lower Fifth street and he
now has the coolest and neatest
restaurant in the city. He makes
q speciality of MONDAY dinners,
which are drawing an enormous
patronage, especially this hot
weather. Lunches served at all
hours. SO
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

] j Amen, arrived home last
night, from his eastern tour. Mrs
Amen, Edith and Harlan will re-
main in the east until the latter
part Of the present month before
returning.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
Touched

An old man, a stranger in the
city, got on = jag this afternoon
and went out into the alley and
went to sleep. When he woke up
he found that his satchel contain
ing about $25 worth of clothing, a
gold watch and $40 in money had
been stolen from him while he
was asleep. No clue to the thieves
has been found.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
Gunstruck

A man by the name of Frank
Mattox, working on Nelson Jones'
farm near Loveland, was over
come by hest this afternoon. DIR
Tsmasiea was called and found
the man in q dangerous condition.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
"
Lost.

This forenoon between the
corner of Fourth and Huron
streets and the post Office, a hunt
ing case, gold watch, having with
in the cases two minerature photo
graphs. Finder will be literally
rewarded for leaving the same at
this Office, 8-3
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

The TINES force is about
knocked out. Miss Frazier ID
down with the malaria, w A
Stewart is laying off with a broken
shoulder, D. M. is knocked out
with the cholera morbus, and we
are laid up with half a dozen diff
ferent complaints. This leaves
only two we'll men on the force, SC
excuse the scarcity of locals.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

j. w. Weed, of the Corning
Free Press, was a pleasant caller
today. He was on his way to Fort
Dodge on business.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
DEMOCRATIC CAUCUS.

The Democrats of Mo. Valley
will meet in caucus on Monday
evening, August 7th at 7:3O for
the purpose Of appointing dele
gates to the county convention
which meets in Logan, Wednes-
day, Aug. 9th 1899. The caucus
will meet az follows:
lst ward, Oxford Hotel 5 dele
gates.
End ward Times Office, S dele.
gates.
3rd ward. Council room. z dele
gates.
j. K. MoGAvREs, Chr'm. LIST
FRANK TAMIs1EA, End
CHARLES ALEXANDER, 3rd.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
Democratic Caucus.

The Democrats Of 81. John Tp.,
will meet in Caucus, at the Office
of Frank Tamisiea, in Mo. Valley
on Monday, August 9TH, at p. m.
to select z delegates to represent
said township in the county con-
vention at Logan on Aug. 8, 1899.
j. f. RoURKE, Chairman.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
A Challenge.

The fat mems base ball team of
this city, hereby respectfully
challenges any nine slim men in
the city of Missouri Valley to
play q game of base ball, time and
place to be decided upon after the
acceptance of this challenge. Re
plies left at Daily Times office will
receive prompt attention.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Fred Davis, a freight brakeman
on the r r and M v fell from the
top of a caboose in the Blair yards
this morning. He received sew
eral painful injuries, chief among
which is a serious injury to his
spine.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

If you want the best laundry
work that can be done in Iowa;
take your bundle to Ed Bradley
agent for Eagle Laundry, Council
Bluffs. Remember the basket
leaves every Tuesday and returns
every Friday. II
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

The sad and solelm obsequies
over the remains of the late James
J O'Brien, occurred in Cascade,
Ia, at the home of the mother Of
the deceased at 10 n m today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Hamilton Clark, of Chsuncey, Ga,
says he suffered with itching piles
twenty years before trying
DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, two
boxes of which completely cured him.
Beware of worthless and dangerous
counterfeits. Elliott & Harvey. tt
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
For accurate work on nresor;p-
tions and purity of drugs Osborne
is the leader.
Pocket Book Lost.

TbrsTl sday evening between
Loveland and this city, purse con-
tanning $20.50 in paper and coin
and several receipts and papers.
Finder will receive SIS reward by
returning purse and contents to
tf Mrs ] s SNYDER,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

HIP Cramer returns this even
ing from Des Moines where he
Asg bean looking after business
affairs for the past few days.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

" 81 Lucas, formerly of this
city, but transferred to an ex-
press run on the North Western =
few weeks ago, now has the run
between Chicago and Omaha,
formerly held by j j O'Brien.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

The soothing and healing properties
Of Cbamberlain's Cough Remedy, its
pleasant taste and pgompt and perm.
anent cures, have made 1t q great
fsvorite with the people everywhere.
For sale by S. s. ELLIOTT, druggist:
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Thomas Rhoads, Centerheld, q.
writes: II suffered from piles seven or
eight years. No remedy gave me relief
until DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve, LEES
than a box of which permanently cur
ed me-" Soothing, healing, perfectly
harmless. Beware Of conAteEfetts.
elliott 4 Harvey.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

90 Brammon last night re-
sumed his position with the 8 o.
p company after a weeks lay off.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Letters remaining in Calhoun
post Office for the month ending
July 81: Q O Lory, (2) Amoa
Plumer. NELLIE RHnbY, p M.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Mrs Sarah Cofman, Mrs VIM
Brooks, and Mrs AnLa Cross, Of
Mondamin, are in this city under.
going treatment at the Osteo.
pathic institute.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
kodol Dyspepsia Cure
s'Digests what you eAt.s

Miss Annette Newcomer of
Des Moines, State Secretary Of @
w B NJ will give a lecture in the
Christian church Tuesday eyeH5
ing, Aug. 8;
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

cannot name the rare ie3a, the 10,
finite delights that intoxicate me since
taking Rocky Mountain Tea. IS cents.
Ask your druggist.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Mr. and Mrs Oran Elkens and
daughter of Glenwood are in the
city the guests of Mr. and Mrs +
w Meyers.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

The Logan Observer appears
this week in a new dress. The
Logan papers r making money
since the department store started
in that place.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Do no. forget that Osborne has
paints, oils, kalsomine and wal!
paper in stock, though the season
is advanced and his prices, quality
of goods considered, are the low
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Miles Gross is visiting friends
and relatives in this city today.
He is enroute to Omaha, after a
two weeks visit to his old home in
Canada.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
For Rent.
THE MOST Fatal plsease.

More adults die of Kidney trouble
than of any other disease. When the
first SYMPTOMS of this disease appear,
no time should be lost in takink Fo-
ley's Kidney Cure, which is quaran-
tped or money refunded. N-$l-W
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Miss Iona Stewart is quite
sick. She is threatened with al
attack of appendicitis.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

NFoley's Kildney Cure has been tested
and found to be all you claim for 1t. I
have been giving IL to my father and
u is the only thing that ever helped
him." writes GEO. 9. H1CoCK, Curtis,
Wis.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

The advance sale of seats for
the Chase Lister performance
Saturday evening, Aug. 5th will
occur tomorrow evening. Box
office open ESQ.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

You assume no risk when you buy
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Dlarrhoea Remedy. Elliott Il Harvey
will refund your money If you are not
satisfied after using it. 1t is every.
w.i.re admitted To he the most success.
fu; 49,. 9; Il US, for bowel complaints
am n:ly ne th1' eve fails. 1t
is pleasant, safe and reliable. oct30
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Miss Frena Nelson has returned
to this city after q short visit with
her parents in Salins, Kansas.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Mrs 81 T Parcell and Miss
Fannie Morrow, of Modale, were
visiting and trading with Mrs j
III South, yesterday.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Nora-You can't expect to do away
with face blemishes in a weeks time.
Keep on taking Rocky Mountain Tea.
You'll have q lovely complexion. Ask
your druggist.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Mrs Geo Forde is now rapidly
recovering. after several days
sickness,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

The Mason and Richmond
families are picnicipg at Grow
arac lake today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

A few nice light i
e~dpercales, regular0
10 and l2Ic, close
at only .----O
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Frank Huff, county auditor was
in the city visiting friends and at
tending to business last night.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Edgecomb and Duer took il
two loads of new wheat yesterday,
the first of the season.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

We make a speciality Of prompt
service and reliable goods. Bring
your prescriptions to us.
id Brown e. Son.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

MA RsehaeI WeIoh dep.-..ad
this afternoon for W smeco. Kan.
where alb goes for a few weeks
visit with relatives,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

u j. Album, F. NJ. Dance and
W. r. Cox, returned this morning
from Des Moines, where they had
been attending the State Republic
can convention.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Mrs T N Berry returned to
Logan last night after a short
visit with relatives in this CITY.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Miss Jose Harmon is home
after a weeks visit with acquain.
tances near Modale,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

The prices for the Chase Lister
performance Saturday evening
will he i, $4,000.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Regular meeting Of Valley
chapter No. 26, o E s on Friday
evening. Mrs M G Burbank,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Carroll Bolter, of Logan, was in
the city today looking after legal
business.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

hay Noyes returned this morn.
ing, after a short business trip t.
Moorehead,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

An abundance of pretty designs
in wash goods at the Leader.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Oh! Say. Hsm $50 u,e.
some ct yNsme ana bow eandirr
gust received at Wlthrpw e. Kirk.
woods.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

+ G. Bronson Transacted hu>i
Nest iu Logan this nternoon.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Wash goods bargains at the
Leader.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
Piles! Piles,

Why be bothered with this annoy
ing complaint when Banner Salve will
cure you. Csc. G.S. Osborn. IT
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
punkard Church

Dunkard Church.
Will meet every first and third
Sunday in each month at the
church on Mill street, Mo.
Valley, Iowa.
]. s. SNYDER, Pastor.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

s Dewell returned from Des
Moines this afternoon.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
z. A.. NO ES'
August Clearing Sale Of
Sumner Goods.

Lawns that are
worth 5 or 6 cts =
all go at -
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
Gear LOADED, Must Go

Gar Loaded, Must Go"
Mason Quart Jars per doz 40 cts
Half gallon jars IS cts
u doz rubbers S cts
Dozen jar caps 20 cts
1875 Il Lyon.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
Mrs. B. O'Keen is spending
the day with Omaha friends.

II. L. Brown made a business
trip to Blair today.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

"a hot time," by the Chase
listers Saturday night.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Ice cream soda Sc. at Bells
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Soda water that is right at o.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Mrs Elmer Cofmsn, Of Raglan
township. is visiting her sister,
Mrs = W Meyers, in this city.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

DR.. S. F. Devore, Office and
residence same as used by DR..
Montgomery. Phone numbers:
Office, 80. Residence, so. tt
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Lemons at cost at J G Whites.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Sam Richards is home from his
fishing trip.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

Ice cream soda, So. at Bells
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

DR.. Tamis,ea, Missouri Valley
Iowa. It
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
Mo. Valley Times
See Stow, the Jeweler, for re-

D.. White, Erie Street Missouri
Valley, Iowa. II
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03
The Filling of Prescriptions

1Uo 1I11HB VI 1I0eCI1PV1OWb
is the most important work of q good
drug store. The very lives of q COM
munity depend upon the care and In
tegrity of the man who fills its pres
criptions. We use only the very best
and freshest drugs, and excersise most
painstaking care to prevent the pos
sibility Of error.
ELLIOTT T. HARVEY.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

A few short
lengths or pieces, nice
patterns, worth -
close per yd/ =
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-08-03

All our reg. 2Oc wash
goods in cOlOred,
dotted, swiss, &c
for -------
The Grenada sentinel., 1899-05-13
THEIR FAVORITE DISHES.

The famous DR.. johnson liked over
done boiled pork, veal pie, with raisins
and sugar, and plum pudding. covered
with lobster sauce.
There was nothing Napoleon was so
fond of as boiled mutton with onion
sauce, and he frequently indulged his
taste to such an extent as to make him
self i'll.
Queen Elizabeth made her breakfasts
and suppers off of salt beef and ale. In
contrast, Mary Queen of Scots, whose
tastes were French. had most dainty
table and was luxurious in the extreme.
James ]. liked a Scottish dish, cookie
ieckic. Charles, his son, entertained
lavishly. He kept two dozen castles al
ways open and ready for him, and
would have hundreds of guests to dim
ner. Five hundred dishes were always
served.
The Grenada sentinel., 1899-05-13
John GilmOre's Money.

Col. W. A. Montgomery has received
q letter from Postmaster II. T. Farris,
of Columbia, Tenn, asking the where
abouts of John Gilmore, member of
one of the Mississippi regiments. Gil
more sent postotiice money order for
sl0o through the Columbia postottice,
aud it failed to reach its destination.
The money has been returned to the
postotfice and is there Tor Gilmore, but
he cannot be found. Gilmore was o
member OF either the First or Second
Volunteers, as they were the two
Mississippi regiments disbanded at
Columbia. The money is waiting for
him, and any Of his comrades who know
where he is would do him kindness
to let him know.
The Grenada sentinel., 1899-05-13
POINTED PARAGRAPHS

Flattery is the kind of praise we hear
Of others.
The only rest for the wicked is an oc-
casional arrest.
Necessity knows no law, but lots of
lawyers know necessity.
Lots of people make fortunes out of
other peoples curiosity.
The pessimist growls at the sunshine
because it casts shadows.
The high moral ground occupied by
the hypocrite is bluff.
If man is wide awake during the
LAY he can afford to sleep at night.
Some girls see in every bachelor of
their acquaintance possible husband.
A man is up to-day and down to-mor-
rowland a good many succeeding
days.
Too many people overlook their own
faults while looking over the faults of
others.
A man admires a woman who talks
Of his future and makes no inquiries
as to his past.
What this country needs most is q
blind asylum for people who are blind
to their own interests.
When woman marries her ideal she
is very apt to change her views in the
course of a few short months.
Mans failure in this world may often
be attributed to the fact that he used
blank cartridges when firing at the
target of success.-Chicago Daily News
The Grenada sentinel., 1899-05-13

The service Of the Nickel Plate Road to
New York City and Boston is q demonstrat.
ed success. The demands of the trave ling
public are met by providing three peerless
fast express trains in each direction daily.
These trains are composed Of modern, first
class day coaches, elegant vestibuled sleep;
ing cars between Chicago, New York and
Boston, and unexcelled dining cars. Solid
through trains between Chicago and New
York have uniformed colored porters in
charge Of day coaches, whose services ars
placed at the disposal Of passengers. II yor
want to travel comfortably, economically
and safely, see that your ticket is routed viz
the Nickel Plate Road.
The Grenada sentinel., 1899-05-13
Deafness Cannot He Cured

BY local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an inhamed condition of the lnu-
cous lining Of the Eustachian Tube. When
sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is
entirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con.
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases of Of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an inAamed condition
of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars. free.
F.J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Grenada sentinel., 1899-05-13
AUTOGRAPH FIENDS.
n.v,ces to Which They Will Resort
to Secure the Signature of q
Reiguing Celebrity.

EVERY time we have celebrity with
u.s." said the chief clerk at one Of the lead
Ing hotels, Il am certain to be deluged with
autograph nut albums. They are left by people
who calmly request me to waylay the nota:
he and get his or her signature, preceded
il possible by some neat and appropriate
sentiment, verse preferred. 1t would be a
pretty tcklish task if it were not for the
fact that the celebrities themselves are
broken in to that sort of thing and have
ceased to regard it with any surprise. As a
rule, no explanation is necessary ana all l
have to do is to hand over the little books.
The autograph hunters are particularly keen
after theatrical stars, and there is one we'll
known manager who derives good deal of
amusement in acting as proxy: Last time
be was here he was with an eminent actress
and had been intrusted with no less than
a dozen autograph albums. received
specific injunctions from the owner Of each
to get something Characteristic and I
turned the bunch over to my managerial
exclaimed enthusiastically, and, grabbing
pen, proceeded to inscribe an enigmatical
sentiment Of his own manufacture in
every volume. l remember one, which ran
like this: Is not the expression of emotion
merely the emotion Of expression? Truly
yours, Miss so.and.so.' The others were
equally incoherent, but somehow they had
wise sound and the autograph chasers
were perfectly delighted. 50 deep! so
thoughtful were the comments they made
as they studied the gibberish after the books
were returned, and I am willing to bet they
are still wrestling with the inner meaning
Of their prizes. The star herself has the
reputation Of being quite student, and il
she knew Of the little joke that was per.
petrated in her name am inclined to be.
lieve she would get after her manager with
club. IN. O. Times.D Democrat.
The Grenada sentinel., 1899-05-13
WIS IN the Wronx QAlce.

Agent-My dear sir, do you know how
much time you lose dipping pen into the
ink? Ten dips minute means 600 dips an
hour, or G,0OO dips in ten hours, and each
dip consumes
Business Man-Yes, l know; l have
worked it all out.
,"'And yet l find you still writing in the
old way"
Yes, am using the fountain pen you' old
me about month ACCUSING it in the old
way because it won't write any other way.
beg pardon; I'm in the wrong office
Good.day. y."-Pearson Weekly.