The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-03-17
Editorial and Otherwise.

A man who won't help his nelghbor is n. &.
It will soon be time to talk shot gun quaran-
tine.
The hairdresser is the original head work
man.
II cat has nine lives we should accredit a
kitten.
The place where we lore to be decides what
We wish to be.
A married man can live on half the income
Of a bachelor.
That man is wise who makes wise use Of
his knowledge.
Woman may be the weaker vessel, but man
is often broke.
Where there is so much smoke there is sure
to be some fire.
One fact is worth more than Thousand i'm
proved theories.
1t sometimes happens that divorce is the
part Of wisdom.
The tanner pays more attention to the bark
than 10 llle tilc.
If your harvest is a failure, remember you
| selected the seed.
Man proposes, woman imposes and the di-
vorce court exposes.
The success of nurse girl depends on her
attention to little things.
The paperhanger finds business good when
it drives him to the WALL
| If You would obtain information from wo-
man, pretend Indifference.
| If mans too p"or to lend his friends mon
ey, he will retain them longer.
A nickel sandwich is a luxury in the eyes Of
the man who has only cents.
All men are born ignorant and lots of them
never succeed in out growing it.
Ifa makes fool of himself twice in
the same way his case is hopeless
Every time a man looks at his neighbor',
faults he uses a magnifying glass.
Don't swine your neighbours DEMOCRAT
STAR. That is down right stealing.
Every woman hopes sometime to make nicer
pie crust and to be a better christian.
1t is something more difficult to win thu
fathers ear than the daughters hand.
Thirteen is an unlncky number to have a
the tahle-vhen there is only dinner tor II.
Specializing men, says the Picayune, are il
all sorts of trusts, exceot trusting each other
In order to mount the ladder Of fame an or
ator must win round after ronnd Of applause
A woman very seldom realizes how mucl
she owes to the man who would not propose t.
her.
The volunteer soldiers will be mustered ou
Of the service at Santiago about the first .
May.
Children and fools sometimes tell the truth
if the example of their parents is set before
them.
It is easy for youth to paddle his owl
canoe when his parents buy the canoe and pad
die for him.
The bunko man may not be able to handle
the rudder, but he's an expert at working thu
iller--of the soil.
II is said there are thirty distinct languages
spoken in the Philippine islands. What I
scope for profanity
1t takes some people so long to find on
| 4 al t,rt mi inn
it ceases before they get it.
The first thing man does when he siart
to help his wife at her work is to get her Il
wait on him and And things.
Spelling reformcrs find It hard to convince
the public that their smpli6ed system is hard
er than the old fashioned way.
The DEMocRAr.SrAR is strictly Democratic
progressiye and outspoken. II is one Of tn
old established institutions Of the Gulf Coast
"The chicago board Of trade is going t
admit woman member" "Whst are he
qusliHcations!" ashes inst % aud blonde.
The railroad commission assessed the Gul
l. Ship Island railroad $1,000 mile and or
dered Soudan abandoned and trains to stop a
Thayer.
II there is one time in mans life when h
feels the old boarding house cat rub up agains
his trousers on the day when rabbit stew
announced.
Women are not the only changeabe peopl'
} We know some men who are as ickle an
changeable as the wind on matters Of busines
of Importance.
Some light -pated dudes think their 6n
' clothes and daddy's money will carry the'
through the world in the best society. B'
they often get set back.
The public entrance doors Of the great build
!. ing Of the Bank Of England are so finely ba
: anced that a clerk, by pressing a knob und'
. his desk, can close them instantly.
According to the Arkansaw Thomas Ca
when Hot Springs girl gets husband fro
nut Of town, other girls say she got hi
by answering an advertisement in a matrim,
nial paper.
A colored minister said 10 his flock Il
other Sunday; "I desc days of hosless cal
riases, skirtIess girls and sinless sinners,
would be better for de morals of die congr
o sa,ion II dere were few chickeuless ch,cke
comps.
How many women WIN fondly lovs the eold,
symbol of their wedding vow know Why ths
4 wear il IN the third finger NJ the len hsn'
That particular digit ..wis ehoseu because
Was >ulisved hy The EGypt,ans to b. direct
connected by 4 slender nerve with the hea
itself, and thsss apetsst worahipers II II
II hsld shls 6ness ssessd N Apollo md The %
! snd thevsfors sold go the natal ehusen {