The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-06-02
Editorial and Otherwise


\ rascal will smile and be rascal still.
Sume smart men are fools for rev enue only
The Miller pardon case is also a State ISSUE
1t takes some practice to learn to tell the
| truth.
Candidates ought not to sling mud at each
| other.
The yellow fever liar has not made his ap.
| pearance.
One coat of tar and feathers will last man
life time.
You have a very bad habit. What will you
| do with it?
| 1t is the heartfelt welcome Of the dog that
tell the tail.
Stupid persons are seldom dissatisfied with
themselves.
| To talk to people who refuse to listen to you
is hard work.
The corkscrew is often mightier than the
pen or sword.
Blessed are they who know enough to let well
enough alone.
The most noted marriages take place in the
month Of June.
A sneakng enemy is more to be dreaded
than bold one.
A man may smile and smile, and still be a
temperance man.
Boys should be taught not to be un-
kind even to snake.
When grown man plays the baby act we
| throw up the sponge.
Lurid hat bands and "yaller" shoes now at
| tract the chappies' fancy.
Only insanity can deprive the mind of the
memory of past pleasures.
A drowning man will catch at a straw while
a rapist will catch at rope.
Give some men finger in the pie and they
will claim the whole bakery.
Many man who SAYS he had rather be right
than be president can't be either.
This rs n country in which 40 small boy can
be friChted by ringing the curfew bell.
Words are like snnbeams--the more they
are concentrated the deeper they burn.
Put some optimistic mortals in tke soup
and they will fancy themselves in the swim.
Soap, wash tubs and starch are said To be
in trusts. It's odd il there is no I've in this.
Some hot-headed santarians consider it
necessary to fight ANYTHING one would clean
up.
II is not superstitious to believe that Ba-
laanl's ass actually talked-lots of them do
now.
When a woman can wash fannels SO they
won't shrink she knows enough to get mar
ried.
Shrewdness and Incidence continue to sub
sist upon the industry and ignorance Of the
world.
When a man is compelled to wear hand
me down suit of clothes, it is unklnd to throw
it up to him.
Admiral Dewey is said to be a very modest
man, and it is believed few Kansas smacks
will kill him.
When a man in love is shy about expressing
his sentiments a declaration by male would
not be amiss.
Nothing pleases some men more than to
hear disagreable things about some one they
have wronged.
A vicious disturber Of the peace of a COM
munty should not be countenanced by good
and loyal citizens.
When a reformer sees a finger pointing in
one direction he puts spurs to his hobby and
goes the other way.
Some men do not seem to care if their days
are shortened, just so they are permitted to
enjoy themselves all night.
Never twt your wife because oi her foolish
| actions. But for them the chances are she
would not have married you.
A Louisville Judge has ruled that If wo-
man wears a mans hat she must take It of
when she appears in his court.
The flowers on some Of the bonnets look so
sweet and fresh that an exchange thinks one
can almost see the "due" on them.
The Indian government is offering many in-
ducements to British officers in India to take
up the study Of the Chinese language.
An Arkansas genius has patent gate that
.h,,us ca,u loks and ocaros tha oh pns
out of the garden every time it is shut.
empires a feather for a fool" said Edward
Young, an English poet Of the seventeenth
century, and the sentiment still holds cood.
The contract has been signed for the OPEN
ing Of the new East Channel in New York
harbor at depth Of forty feet and width Of
1000 feet.
The illustrious Senator PETER, Of Kansas,
who was one Of the founders Of thePoplist party
has Aopped backi 10 his first love, the Repub-
ican conglomeration.
Col. Garnet Andrews, Of Chattanooga,
former M,ssissipr,an, has started movement
10 erect a monument At some point in the
South TO heroic women Of civil war times.
Mrs. Hettie Green 10 Of the opcion that
money .making 10 easy for women, "but," she
added, 10 an interview the, other day, "the
most important thing for a woman to learn to
be successful is to mind her own business"
Prof. Langlsy's new flying machine scared
500 feet high, lbsu few 800 feet on level and
descended without killing anybody. What was
Expected of the thing 10 oeknown, bnt even
sush an achievement with 80 large apd heavy
. machine ought 70 seem sueourafine.
A Hibls with eslluloid covers has Seen in.
troduced In 4 New York police court. nd ev.
ory time the bcok b kissed policstaan r..