The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-04-27
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Mrs. Brown dndignantly)-"ls 1t true
that he said | was fair, fat ana
fortyy" Mrs. Jones FIN not sure
that he said fair Puck.
she-"AIr. Daubster, the artist told
me | was pretty as a picture He
hope he didn't mean one of his own pic
lures Cincinnati Enquirer
IIousekeeper | give You meal
will you cut our grass! Weary Walker
Lady. I'll cut it dead III scofn ter no
tee it.-Philadelphia Record.
This new play, 'Cyrano de Bergerac,
seems to be a sporting production
"Nhyg at has won by a nose. =
Philadelphia North American.
Cuba, PIG 4. D: Mrs. Santiago
Jones' But is his family such very
old one? Mrs Guantanamo Smith-Oh,
yes. indeed. They came over with
Sampson In 1S9s.-Life.
Madame Theosopha-re me, have
you never seen yisionf Never wei
coined some strange spirit from the un-.
seen world? Mrs. Sinclair-N Never. But
then entertain so little.-Puneh.
The Lady-You here. again? The
Tramp-Yes. kind lady. well, | won't
help yon again. | don't believe you've
done thing all winter!' Indeed
have. mum: just done thirty days
whats she going TO wear, and
where Is 1t, and who's making the
frocksY "Oh, she's going to appear In
a divorce suit ut the law courts. and
her husbands making lt."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer
Wlllie-I once knew girl who nearly
died from lee cream poisoning. Nellie
The very idea. | would never have
dreamed Of such a thing happening TO
Il girl of your acquantance.-Ind Indian.
apolls Journal.
Engrossing Clerk (Ohlo Legislature)
Here Is this bill proposing to restrict
marriage to persons of sound bodies
and sane minds; how shall | entitle it7
Married Solon-An act prohibiting mat
rImony.-Iife.
Professor-Too bad. One of MY pu-
pills TO whom | have given two courses
Jf instruction In the cultivation of the
memory, has forgotten to pay me, and
The worst of 1t is cant remember his
name.-Fllegende Batter
Jeweler (excusing heavy CHARGE
That watch was In an awful condition.
Why, sir two hands have been con-
stantly on 1t ever since you left 1t. Gus
TONER ldryly)-Thats apparent on the
face OF it.-Jeweler's Weekly.
Annexation answered Mr.. Slow
man; why, that is grabbing anything
in reach and holding on to IT," Il don't
care" said Miss Huggerton. as she
pushed the hassoclI away; Il am in
favor of 1t, II pa Is not. Life.
Smlth-"Great time we had at the
club last night, eh?' Jones-"You bet!
Did you get home all rlght?" mo;
was arrested before | got there, and
spent the night in n statlon-house.
Lucky dogi l reached home. Life.
The woman who had just moved In
tear down these old curtains those peo-
pie have left" Her Husband-"It
seems you have no reverence for the
shades of the departed. Cincinnati
Enquirer.
might ask who lives here?' asked
polite gentleman of a stranger he met
In front of Il handsome mansion. Ger.
talnly, sir" just ms politely responded
the other. "Who is it. slr?p I'm sure
don't know" replied the stranger
Bits.
Biker blocked by load of hay)-Hay,
therel pull out and let me by. Farmer
Oh. | dunno ez I'm in emmy hurryl
Biker (angrily)-You seemed in hurry
to let that other fellows carriage get
past. Farmer-That's cause his horse
wuz eatin' my hay. Thar amt no dan
ger o. yew eatin' it.-Judge.
Mr.. +Green-"Now, I'm going to tell
you something, Ethel. DO you know
that last night, at your party, your Sis
ter promised to marry me? | hope
you'll forgive me for taking her awayY
Little Ethel-'Forgive you. Mr.. Green.
OF course l win. Why, that's what the
party was for!"-Puneh.
Il never was glad of the im-im-pedi-
ment in my speech but once" said
the man from Dearborn who was in TO
see the big parade. when was that?"
e-fe-fel-low asked me h-h-how
much would take for a-a horse. and
while Ill was t-trying to tell him
s.s-sixty d-dollars he offered me a hun
tlred. Detroit Free Press.
"Young man." said Farmer Corn
tossel, Il must say you've done a heap
o. talkin' about yer family tree. Any
body would think you owned whole
lumber yard. Come out into the lane
Il minute" The youth with golf clothes
accompanied him. Pausing by weep
ing willow, the farmer said Il want
you to take particular notice of this. s.
what fory That's our family tree.
That's what has heightened our ideals
and stimmylated our energies. That
has furnished switches fur four or five
generations Of Corntossels. Washing.
ton Star.