The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-07
The ORATOR SPEAKS.
Gives His Address
in Spite Of a Few
Difficulties.
THE PEANUT MAN A RIVAL.
Baby and Boys With Fire
crackers Interrupt
Eloquence.

Fellowww-w citizens I-(takes a
drink of water) 1 thank you, Mr. Chair
man, and you, my fellow citizens, whom
have had the distinguished honor to
twice represent in the legislative halls
of this proud state, for the magnificent
reception which you have accorded me
on"
"Wowow-ow Wow! Wow-owow!
(Small baby, rapidly becoming purple
in the face. Mother kneads it on her
lap and then losses it into the air in
order to reassure it, Wow-w-w-w,
Wuh-ow! Wuh-ow! Wow Wow!
Wow!"
NOTED alike for their intelligence.
their public spirit and that enlightened
patriotism which"
Come on boys! They're three for five,
remember! Three for five; three for
tve! Three for five! Three for five an
eVerytimeyouringth ebellyougitagood ci
gar! Come on, boyS Come on, an
Bang! Bang! Bing! Boot Prst!
Bung! Bang-bangba bang! Bunch of
hre crackers under a barely
WOW! Wow-ow-ow-ow -ow! Uh-uh-
uh-wow! Uh-wow! Wowuh!" (Same
baby)
-oehttlng that on this day of days,
made sacred throughout all time by
that heroic declaration of our illus
trious forefathers, we should assemble
to do honor to those who founded this
republic in strength and wisdom and
at the same time pledge to each other
"Lemo! Lemo! Lemo! It's five a
glass, remember, good people. The cool,
refreshing lemonade right here is five
a glass. Five cents a nick, a half a
dime, the twentieth part of a dollar
buys large glass of the cool, refresh
ing drink! Oh, Yes! Come on! Come
on! Come on! The pure juice of the
lemon, bear in mind. Too good! Too
good! Another soul made happvI Come
on! It's five, five, five, five, fivei Hev-
Wy! Come a runnin'! Lemo! Lemot
Lemo!"
and in all seriousness, my fellow.
| citizens, allow our thoughts. on this the
| glorious birthday of national freedom
| to dwell upon those problems which
Bing- bing-bang! Bang! Boot! Bang
| bang-bang- bang. Fssss Ca "sizzer"1
Bang! Bang-bung- bling bangl
"Wuh-u h- uh uh-uh uh-uh-uh =. (ba-
| by holding it's breath) owl Wow ouy.
ow-ow! Uh-uh-uh- wowow wowow-
wow,"
That's the time you ring the bel
an git one O. the Dewey perfecros
Yes, sir, the cigars all right A nicr
| free smoker. Come on, now! Come an
| hur! Somebody else try it. Three shot,
for five, an every time you rirg Inc
bell you git good cigar
THE palladium of our liberties
Now ask you, my fellow-oitizens as
calm and thoughtful and patriotic eft.
liens of the gurandest country ar
tcfn
solemn duty To-
Wow! Wow-ow-ow! Uh-wowl"
Choke off that young UNI"
repeat it, is it or is it nor vou,
DUTY? Why, fellow-c citizens. we are
standing upon the threshold of one al
the most sublime epochs in the magni.
ficent history of our imperial corlrn,o n.
wealth. Width prophetic eye l gianne
along the glittering pathway Of the
twentieth century and there | lie.
| hold"
Get 'em hot! Get EN- hot! The BE
sack for a nickel, remember! Got The
real California duplex, back-aet,on
| double-jointed, bevel-edged. fy-fron,
peanuts, remember They're frest
| roasted! They're nice and hot. remen
Der! Takemalong! Takemalong! Take.
malong The 80 model with the lnl'
bearings, remembers The only pne,i.
matte peanuts sold on the grounds 10
day. Loosen up! Loosen up,. Buy pea.
nuts for the ladies! Bear in mind that
these are the winding peanuts A
written guarantee with every peanut
rememberl Come onl Come on! Gel
your peanuts right here. Ster
| right"
Bang! Bang-bang! Bang.
"uh-wow Uh-wow! Uh-wow-y-
| w-w!"
realize the immense responsible.
ity resting upon us as the uncroyne cd
sovereigns of this Incompatible do
main? From where the pines OF tina
north bend in the icy blasts of an arc
tic winter to those tropical strands
where the sweet magnolia fills the )ft
air with Its sensuous perfume and
from the rugged Plymouth rock on
that bleak New England shore 10
where the Golden Gate throws out It's