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The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

sutton will have an Increasing hard
competition To many Americans
plain American marriage means SET
Ting down TO business. while the aver
age foreign marriage means settling
down 10 pleasure. This may be- deplof-
able. but we are not concerned win
that now we are simply setting down
what appears TO he a fact.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

The United States aud Great Brit
AIN should blaze the way for universal
arbitration by negotiating "A treaty
which will bind them 10 submit their
differences TO peaceful tribunal.
When the world has realized the ad-
yaniages which the English-speaking
people enjoy from such an agreement
the enlightened sentiment Of other ma
lions VIII compel their governments 10
falk into line and accept arbitration as
the only sensible aud civilized meihod
Of adjusting international conlroyer-
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

PA, what's "A liberal education
Il guess its one Of them Kind your
brother Toms glttln' now. He's 81
blame liberal with my money that |
dunno whether there viii be any left or
not when you git ready 10 so to col
lege.'
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27
In Old Missouri.

Mr.. Waba sh-You are u subscriber 10
the theory OF evolution, presumef
Miss Olive (of ST. Loulsl-No; but !
take two other fashion magazines. BY
the way, what does the subscription
cost
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

What is the use Of arguing against
foreign marriages for American girls!
As long Ms The American women who
contract such engagements are featur-
ed In the newspapers. that long such
marriages will ne attractive TO them
After all has been said. few women
take to the idea of Il quiet marriage.
even IL * accompanied by the prom
ise of the fabied perpetual bliss. The
average woman likes 20 have her en-
gagement published and her wedding
tall,ed of Why shouldn't she: Even
a woman has right to think and L"
know that her dolngs are of some I'M
variance To the world. The exqul-
site laces. cobwebby linens aud lawns
I'm which brides are said 90 delight are
Intended more or less for public notice
There is vulgar newspaper gossip over
such things, but there is also a Kind OF
gossip that does not IN the least ohehd
the most refined taste. And Foreign
names, especially II they are names OIL
abstraction. are great attraction 10
many. Against all these consluera
ions the average everyday American
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

II hear you've given mp your pro
posed "trip 10 Europe this summer.
Yes. The girl who Is taking vocal
lessons next door has been invited TO
spend The summer with her aunt IN
Connecticut 50 there Il really no rea-
son why we should go away
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27
MakInK Bad Worae.

"Men are 50 Illogical"
"What do you meanT
"Why, those four men disputed over
n doctors bill. They banged each 9th
er all mp, and that made more work for
the DOCTORS"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27
Plenty of i3usinesa,

Justice Honks-Just think! In Por-
tugal "A boy may marry when he's IL
and girl when she is u.
Lawyer SprIggs-Say. let's you and
me form a partnership with some good
divorce judge aud 20 over there.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

Originality in reasons for divorce are
rare. hui Western woman came for
ward with good one the other day.
She proved that her husband had been
guilty of conduct unbecoming a
brute" and the decree WAS granted in
RrantlV
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

Flngo-I suppose merely as a paren.
tai duty. | shall have TO take that boy
to the circus.
Mrs Bingo-But | don't want him to
go this year. dear.
Then I'll have To go alone. Life.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27
Diagnosing Her Csss.

He-If | were rich. darling. would
you love me more than you do
she--I might not love you any more.
Henry. but know ] would look for,
ward to our wedding day with q de
gree OF Impotence that never seems
to possess me al present.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

please. sir gimme n dime. I'm a
miserable victim OF the terrible opium
habit
Go on, Nothing said by an opium
eater In ever considered credible"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

"Susan. here's two-eoluhh aftieit
on How to Make Il Garden.
"Hand it 10 me. Frederick. I'll sit
ON the porch and read It 10 you while
YOU spade up the beds.'-LouisYilie
Dispatch.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

Senator Splufge-As an official In the
colonial service you will encounter
many difficult problems What quallfi-
cations have you for the post;
Applicant ! have manned many
IA primary. Philadelphia North Ameri-
en-.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27
Plant that Eats Meat.

The Sundew IL one OF the most curl
Gus plants In natures great collection
OF queer things. II an unlucky fly
lights Oh one of Its leaves that leaf
closes right up. wrapping tightly
around Mr.. Fly and staying closed for
days until he Is all eaten up. A Bit Of
meat or some of the white OF an egg
dropped on the leaves will make them
do the same thing. But the queerest
thing OF all is that these leaves will
pay no attention TO pebble or chip
OF wood that may he dropped on them
and Will not close up nj all. II mo
ment later little worm should droI
ot, one Of these same leaves II woulf
curl shut nj once. Now. how does thi'
plant know what is good to eat ant
what Is mott
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

THE proof OF the pudding Is In the
eating. you know"
yes. but there's 50 much food adul-
Iteration aud embalmln' goin' ON that u
Teller would better take the puddin' on
IA general recommendation aud NOT risk
the eatin'.'
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27
For Obvious Reasons.

Mother 10 Bobble, IN dlsgrace. re
turning from interview with father
Ny poor boy! Did it-hnrt very much
Robbie Please. mummy. II you don |
mind. we won't talk about it'-Moon-
shine. ,
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

Doesn't your son Inherit his fighting
qualltlesT
Yes. but don't refer to that; he got
them from his mother"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

Miss Sproekets-Are you sure you
love me for myself more than for my
wealth and real-estate possessions
Mr. Wheeler-of course | am. Why.
| love Won more than the ground yon
hike over
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

Russell Sage is a church man and
probably doesn't play cards. At any
rate, he showed no disposition 10 fol-
low suit when he learned OF Mr.. Car
negie's future.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

Lady lin bird store)-Pretty Polly;
does Polly want "A cracker
Polly tscornfnllyl-No, thank you.
Not II it's as stale as that remark.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

Mrs. Madison heard that Mrs. Bea
con. from Boston, is brilliant CONVEX
sationallst
Mrs. Upton Well she isn't met
her nj "A musical yesterday and sue
hardly said A word. Brooklyn Life.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

did you have n nice time at the con-
cert last night
splendid. Sue Darlington told me OF
"A lovely new dressmaker that she has
found"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

A Baltimore firm has organized with
4 capital Of $l0O,00 TO build air ships.
Presently we shall hear that this con
ern has gone up.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

80 you think DIR. Pillington Is a
quackf"
"No. | don't think so: ! know IL. He
told me yesterday after had explain
ed my symptoms that ! needed more
exercise aud here I've been putting
down carpet and hanging pictures for
the past two weeks"
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

snlpe are scarce In Germany. They
cost SLIP apiece In the market. and
1928 apiece to amateur hunters. At any
rate II Is known that 100 amateur hunt
ers spent 81, 500 last year. near Nun
ster. bagging altogether twenty birds.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

Wireless felegraphy is said TO be
available at sea. II may come in handy
Whea airships are an accomplished act.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

Every bridegroom hnds an excuse
to return from his wedding journsg
sooner than originally planned
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

Whatever the poet may say. summer
Ia really the melon collie season.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

Yes. we lost the doctors trade In II
very unfortunate way. How was
that why. we have mechanical
duck In our stock OF Easter novelties
that runs by clock work. The doctor
came In the store just rs one OF our
young women wound the thing up, and
nj the very moment the doctor came
opposite II the duck grayely bowed TO
him aud said: 'Quack, quack The
doctor is so foollshly sensitive.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27
HUMOR OF THE WEEK
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.

Odd, Curious and Laughable Phases
of Human Nature Graphically for-
trayed by Eminent Word Artists OF
onr Own Day-A Budget of Fun.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27

The delinquent one smiled. Its a
good plan" said he: Won get It all IN
bunch then = or nothing, Syracuse
Herald
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-07-27
ProfeasIonaI IeaInm.x.


My horse has reasoning powers, |
tell you"
'ln what respect particularly"
We'll. instead OF shying at that auto
mobile cab he edged up to II and kicked
IT."
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1899-03-03

After all, the wretched clerk upon
whom we pour out wrath when things
promised" fail, is rarely the person
at fault.
For Sale-The STANDARDIZED Trot-
ting Stallion "Shadelock" (28732).
Easy terms. Enquire of Geo. w. Allen,
Yale. So
. For Sale or exchange for other stock
one thoroughbred Chester White boar
pig with pedigree. l also have one
(which | will keep for service. j. w.
Reed, Section 6, Greenwood. AS
To Rent.-The south half of the
northwest quarter of Sec. SO, Brock
way is for rent. Reasonable good land
buildings, orchards and fences. I'M
mediate possession given. For further
particulars apply to Joseph Kavanagh,
Brockway, st. Clair Co., Mich. 1875
Wanted. Reliable statesmen to sell
the best speciality ever placed on the
market. Staple article and ready
seller, affording a large profit. There
is a steady and increasing demand for
it in all sections. No samples requir-
ed. Address, Manufacturer"
41-6 Cleveland, o.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1899-03-03

MOVEMENTS AND DoINGS OF PEOPLE
YOU MAY HAPPEN TO KNOW.

"ONG" = fNNO OOlNSS Of
YOU MAY HAPPEN TO KNOW.
Rev. VIM. Coulter was at Vassar on
Monday.
A. w. Ferguson was at Marlette on
Wednesday.
Carl Stoner and wife were at Port
Huron Monday.
Will Lennon was at Saginaw Mon
day on business.
Chas. Rounds was in Port Huron on
business Monday.
G. Il. Holden transacted business in
Port Huron Tuesday.
Mrs. Chas. S. Brown is visiting with
her parents at Laurel.
Horace Lathrop, of Armada, visited
his son, DR.. =. g., last week.
Nint f. Mcdonald, of Saginaw, spent
few days in Yale this week.
w. O. Fuller, of Richmond, visited
his son f. B. Fuller this week.
Myron Williams was home from
Port Huron the first of the week.
Mrs. Thos. G.. Holden and son Bert
visited in Brown City over Sunday.
Harvey Tappan has been at West
Branch this week on legal business.
Will Campbell, of Lynn, spent the
fore part of the week in Port Huron.
Mrs. NJ. Larine, of Vassar, is visiting
her sister, Mrs. Solomon Reed this
week.
Robt. II. Menerey was in Detroit
this week as delegate to the Grand
Lodge IOF.
Will f. Rub was called to Wisconsin
last Saturday on account of the death
of his sister.
Mrs. Eva Black is in Detroit learn
ing the latest Novelties in millinery
for spring trade.
Mrs. G. Malloy and children, of Mar
ion, Ohio, is visiting her mother, Mrs.
VIM. Fitzgerald.
Daniel Foley, of Mt. Salem, was q
pleasant caller at The Expositor Office
Wednesday afternoon.
Miss Nellie Gushman returned home
after two weeks visit with friends in
Brockway and Emmett.
Elmore Putney, of Speaker town
ship, made the EXpositor Office a very
pleasant call Wednesday.
Miss Jennie Chisholm, of Flint, was
in Yale Saturday last the guest of her
sister, Mrs. Chas. $. Brown.
Miss Mary Ware was at her home
near Brown City the first of the week
to see her mother who is i'll.
Hold McKenna secured a situation
in barber shop at Detroit and depart
ed for that city the first of the week.
Colborn Zavitz has left the employ
of Lyman Owens in Brown City and
visited few days this week with Yale
friends.
J.. C. McKenna, who has been spend
ing the winter in Presque Isle county
getting out telegraph poles, returned
home Saturday evening.
Dennis Windsor. banker and Hiram
Windsor, furniture dealer. of Brown
City. were guests of their brothers in
Yale the fore part of the week.
Andrew Award and son Charley,
and Benz. Anger have returned from
Coleman, where they put in the winter
in the woods. Mont and Frank Anger
are expected home today.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1899-03-03

If you want good tinware go to The
Racket.
Fourteen quart tin dish pan only II
cts at The Racket.
DR.. w. c. Walker at Rapley House,
Yale, Tuesday. Mar. 2S.
Read what Parkinson has to say about
shoes in his ad this week.
Linoleum-the best floor oilcloth
made. See the line Fox d Rounds are
showing.
This week the annual Tax Sale for
st. Clair county is being published in
the form of supplement in The Ex-
positor. Keep this supplement for
future reference.
DR.. BULL's Couch SYRUP prevents
consumption. One.tifth of the deaths
in cities is from consumption, caused
by neglected colds. DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup always cures colds.
VIM. Smith, who worked for w. II.
Wear as butcher has secured a similar
position for the season in the Central
meat market of Geo. A. Smith d Co.
Will is IA competent man and we wish
him good luck.
The Expositor office has been re-
plenished this week with lot of new
faces of job type, ornaments, etc, and
we are better prepared than ever to do
commercial printing. When in need
of work give us call.
Charles Burroughs Kelley, Supervis-
or of Schools and Sec. Lecture Course,
Toms River, n. j., of the poet reader
says the following: "Mr. Cooke, as a
rnnifnr of his ~ 10 unll
with Carleton, Riley and others of
their class"
Thos. Keys, Wolfe island, has recov-
cred the power of speech in a remark
able manner. Several years ago he
was injured and his voice failed him.
Recently he was seized with grippe,
and with a severe sneeZe his voice re-
turned as clear and as strong as ever.
The Doelle stock of iewelry, etc.,
has been sold to Roy Fuller, of Rich
mond, who now has charge and is SELL
ing goods at a great reduction. He is
looking around for a building TO rent
and as soon as he can secure one will
move into 1t. Roy is a practical jeweler
and will give the business his personal
attention.
A very bright and exceedingly hu.
morous serial treating of student life
and of social life in a college town will
begin in the April Ladies' Home Journ-
al. 1t is by Mrs. Charles Terry Collins,
novice in fiction, who has written
with charming freshness, cieverly pic
turing student life, the students games
and sports, their social diversions, etc.
Into the deliciously droll story Mrs.
Collins has subtly woven a most inter-
esting, happy romance, from which the
story takes its name-"A College Court
ship"
The Yale Business Mems Association
held very interesting session at Cen
trail Hall Wednesday evening, VIM. III.
Ballentine, president, presiding.
Matters of mutual interest to the bust
ness man and customer were discussed.
A committee was appointed to circu-
late petitions and secure signatures
which will be sent to our senator and
representative from this district at Lam
sing asking them to vote for the pass
age of bill changing the exemption
law of the state. The next regular
meeting will be held in Central Hall,
Monday evening, March 9Th, when all
members are expected to come out,
bringing with them their delinquent
lists to be corrected.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1899-03-03

Chamberlain's Cough Remedy In
Chicago.
Hisgen Bros, the popular South
Side druggists, corner of Goth street
and Wentworth Ave., say: eve sell a
great deal of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, and find that it gives the
most satisfactory results, especially
among children for severe colds and
Group" For sale by Will Lennon.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1899-03-03
Flax Growers Read.

We are now prepared to give out inn
ported, screened flax seed for sowing
purposes.
AZ Jas. Livingston & Co.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1899-03-03
HARVEY TAPPAN.
1865 ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
General Practice,
Probate Law,
settlement of Estates.

Real Estate
Homes in Yale. Vacant Build
ing Sites. Vacant Business Sites.
| have correct maps of the Vii
lage of Yale, and Counties of st.
Clair and Sanilac. Abstracts of
nearly all OF Yale property.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-08-18

strengthen his foes and opponents.
Wind and tide are set for him, and the
political moon cannot change until his
election is accomplished. All current
events concur to demand n return to
the true Democracy, which he repre-
SCENTS so faithfully and bravely: the
present administration and it's party,
i'll all they say and do, domestic and
foreign, stimulate and heighten this
popular demand; and the deeds and de-
signs of the monopoliZed money power.
mastering the government and robbing
at every point people who are rapidly
approaching condition of political
slavery. force all thoughtful and honest
men, without regard TO party. to ioin
i'll the great procession that is march
ing to greet and welcome Bryan and
deliVerance with an "all hail" of Joy
The Saratoga gentlemen (aptly do
scribed as "a party in parlor. ana all
DID, are rapidly dispensing and will
be amongst the frs; TO greet our great
nominee.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-08-18

His ramc-that of the man who is
said to be going and coming to run
Bryan off the track for President next
year-is not Van Wyck. as commonly
reported. but Rip Van Wrinkle, who VIII
be nominated by Joe jefferson. sup
ported by a strong cast. after the MI
tlonal Democratic Convention shalt
have adjourned. This is reliable, ana is
not derived from any OF the sources
that have furnished the evidence
against Dreyfus-maiicc. hate. pieju-
dice. lying, perjury. forgery ana SO
forth.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-08-18
too sacred to let loose even for a mo-

too sacred to let loose even for n mo-
mcnt.
That Dreyfus is innocent, the suicide.
after confession OF two of the leading
witnesses against him, and the eonfes-
sion of Esterhazy would strongly indi.
cate.
II is not so much, therefore, to the
world in general, ana to America in
particular. whether Dreyfus is Il He
brew or not. His religion plays no part
with us. 1t is the fight between civil
government. freedom OF speech and the
press religion and thought, that is
jcopardizei in France. and liable to be
crushed under. that most fearful Of
monster-thc military technically
called martial law?
Although both the constitution of the
United States and of Virginia. provide
against this usurper of the rights Of
the people; and although the Declara-
tion OF Independence uses no uncertain
language in condemning it as one Of
the chief causes, America is not en-
tirciy free from its dangerous influ-
oncc. and the time may come when
America shall witness u "Dreyfus
trial"
Public opinion is an influence that
sways legislative bodies, ard makes
laws. but 1t nevertheless tacitly permits
a taking away OF their rights little by
little by Withholding their votes. and al
lowing such things to so unpublished.
If the present policy is kept mp by Con
gress. ard the people do not rcbulic IT,
how soon may our Standing Army also
menace the public peace?
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-08-18

The first step in the plot agains,
Dreyfus-the first departure from the
plain, open road, into by-paths led by
necessary ana logical sequence to
blood. TO self-murder, s,icdc--to the
assassination of NJ. Labor one of tho
counsel, or advocates, for Dreyfus.
There is no need of inventing a crank.
or Il religious fanatic The plain pro-
gress OF the Henry Esterhazy crime in
Dictated the want OF murderer: 1t Gre
ated him for the occasion: ana he re-
spondcd at the call for him. That is
all.
Nor is the process peculiar to French
men. or in anywise exceptional The
aSsassns and assassination came in due
time and in their appointed order and
will so come among men everywhere.
whatever their race. religion, condition,
or politics. Men may refuse To take
the first step in this path 10 perditlon;
but that step once taken. the path once
entered. nulla vesstigia retrorsum: the
step is irrevocable, the downward in
clination of the path. irresistible. And
this is true equally. in Virginia and in
France. And who commands. but does
not do the deed. or knows and consents.
ar helps conceal or joins in mislead-
ing suspicion, or shares in the fruits of
the deep damnation, he is doubly
decided. dedicated and devoted to the
deepest depths of destruction, because
he knew the way and led others there
in.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-08-18
There Is No Alcohol WhiSkey Opium Or Narcotic Drug
in Any Of the Cures.
BEWARE OF SUBSTITUTION is DISHONEST
You Know What You Want; It's the
Business Of the Druggist 10
Meet That Want-Whcn
SUBSTITUTES urged He
is Thinking Of the
LARGER PROFIT
NOT YOUR WELFARE.

Tic public demand honest medicines
They arc sick and tired of Faith cures.
Christian Scientists and Electrical won
dcfs. The SOVEREIGN REMEDIES ill
a long-fclj want. They contain true vese-
table products-can be anaiyzcd-and can
bc depended upon Tor speedy action. Dur
Ing the trying dog days OF IL blstcriia
summer our SOVEREIGN A. u. &. tanti-
bilious CompounD VIII hc found nvalua-
hlo our soy EtttltiN Bl.OOlo g ltt Is
positive in its working. Our SONEEElGN
NERN T. CURE is just the thing tor OK
hauation ana general debility. our SOW
others for tOnins the stomach and rolicv
ing inGisc stioa.
Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-08-18
PERJURY; FORGERY, AND ASSAS
SINATION.

When men. in command or in the
ranks, have served in all the tricks,
trcasons and straiagcms Of political
campaign dependent on lying and de
ccit. rife in bribery ana corruption. full
of false prctonces ana false counting.
and reeking with all the filth and
stencil of parti2an slummery ana polit
ical cess-pooling they are ready. in
the next movement. to advance by per-
jury aud forgery. ana all that they im-
ply or success demands.
Having thrown away conscience,
honor ard manhood in the race. and
tramped ruthlessly upon them in the
contest. what shall be permitted to in
terp0se between these men and their
goal and dcfea; the labors. sacrifices
and eNertions already made? Malicious
and malignan; plots and conspiracies
present themselves. involving the char
acter. honor and life of others. Is all
to be lost after all that has been done
on a pLnctilio? Or because there is
blood to be split? What is blood? An
icher Of the body; a red fluid or liquid
of no particular sanc;ity, common to
all animals. though in some of the
lowest orders not always red Why
not shed 1t, when necessary. or useful?
People give it Il bad name: Murder.
But wha; of that? Cover it up!