Clarke courier. [volume] (Berryville, Va.) 1869-1997, 1899-04-19
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My dog followed me to town the
other day but didn't meet with the
same warm reception that ] general
ly do from candidates; IN fact he was
very lonesome. Tie had on his muz
zle and harness that the children uee
on hun IN playing. The children
don't like to be interrupted in their
ploy by other dogs making his ac-
qualntance, aud have placed fue
Cambric needle IN the nose tip of his
muzzle. lie had ran the gauntlet
through the common dogs on the
road. but when We got to town Doe
tor Mccormick handsome dog came
running out into the street and ap
preached him with The view of max
lng his acquaintance. but a. the Doc
tors dog came into collision with the
spear my dog carried, the meeting
was not "a very friendly one.
Doctors are great fraud-thev
feel your pulse, look at your touge,
assume an anxious look, give You
prescription written in hleroglyphics
as Won find upon the pyramids of
Egypt. 20 home and charge you for
visit.
Same way with the lawyers: if YOU
talk with one hre minutes be Will
charge Won fee And the same way
with The preachers: if YOU want 10 be
saved or are seeking salvation they
are willing and ready 20 help Won.
met and talked with Farmer Warde
about his new home; sold him some
kindliug pine. bat he seemed nervous
and sensitive when ] suggested he let
me furnish him some mountain
shrubs or fruit trees Poor mau. he
is so Impoverished be has hard time
getting along. believe in helping
>nch men and when butcher will
take him a little sausage and pump
kin.
! see vopr Madison county CORES
pendent alludes to this locality and
vour humble servant i'm his usual
warm and kindly style. ] cheerfully
inform him that members of nv class
AZ the Naval Academy are Low ar
dead heroes. and had | remained I'm
the service would have been among
the number. His views on expau
sion are immense.
10 pentup America contracts our
powers
But the whole houudle,s world j.
ours.
He omits Patrick Henrv's famous
uttrrance. "Lihertv or Death" and
his party is dealing ont great deal
OF death and mighty little liberty. /
was mighty tired OF peace and po,
rrty and hoped our trouble with
Spain would lead TO war and pro,
prrity. hut the republican party has
+ transferred the prosperity seven
thousand miles away. Such "chriS
uauizauon and benevolent asSimi'a
/ non" will make times still harder.
f Mr.. Editor. we will never have better
/ times in this country until we drive
such traitors 10 their party as Cleve
land and Mckinley ont of TIE White
/ House and Get an honest free silver
man for President.
found the President of the Cglv
Mems Cluh of your town ON the wit
ness stand about a little whiskev
don't know how it is. can 60 back
I'm the mountain a, a turkey shooting
and drink moonShne whiSkev all
day. but can't take three drinks i'm
vour town before the pavement will
tlv mp and hit me in the face.
You should improve and complete
the towns supply of water. Your
town Is getting sleepy. The kIckers
against the completion of TIE water
works area class whoallow their wives
to earn a dollar at the washing
and then spend it in the saloons.
\ our town Is going back. ANY
stranger on entering it can see any
number ~ persons sitting on boxes
whiting wood with borrowed knives.
\ our ministers have preached two
farewell sermons a year for the past
ten wears. but still hold on hoping
for some life or enterprise ANY
taxpayer who believes in improving
the town should be willing to pay his
pro rata share. and should consent
TO have the same Injuries that are
enjoyed by the people of other towns
u. Ii. :.
/ was reading an advertisement of
ChamberlMn's Collie. Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy in the Worcester
Enterprise recently, which leads me
20 write this. can truthfullv say
! never used any remedy equal to il
for collie and diarrhoea. have never
bad to use more than one or two doses
To cure the worst case with myself or
children. w. \. STROUD. Pocomoke
/ City, Md. For sale by W Richard
son, druggist.
NHAT MORE DO NOU ASHTON
receipt of ten cents. cash or stamps.
a generous sample will be mailed Of
the most popular Catarrh and HAY
/ Fever Cure lEly'S Cream Halm) Suf-
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