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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
TOLD IN a FEW LINES.

Frank A. Golden. of the Fifteertn
United States infantry, now at Porto
Rico, has written home stating that he
would leave there for home on March
27.
The "Old Folks Concert" will take
place in the West Market Street Con-
gregatonal church this evening. when
an elaborate programme will be rem
dered
The members of the Electric Chau-
tauqua circle were entertained at the
home of Mrs. Charles Henwood last
evening.
Colonel T. D. Lewis Council. Junior
Order of United American Mechanics,
held a meeting in Stewards hall last
evening.
The Crystal Literary and Dramatic
club will reproduce the Woven Weo"
in st. Mary's hall this evening for
the benefit of the Providence Division
of the Ancient Order of Hibernlans.
Mr.. Henry Hartshorn is visiting
friends in Plymouth.
Miss O'Donnell, Of Mullcy'S store, is
on business trip to New York city.
Miss Mary Murtough and Miss Jes sic
Lewis visited Pittston friends during
the week
Fred Stevens has recovered from his
recent illness and has resumed his
position at Mulley's store.
Richard Thomas, jr, is visiting
friends in Peckville.
Mrs. Lyman Bellows has returned
from a visit at Nanticoke.
Harry Bumgarduer of Mulley's store,
is i'll.
Miss Nellie O'Hora has returned from
a business trip to New York city.
Mrs. Eugene Wagner, Of Cusick ave-
nue., is seriously i'll,
Mr.. and Mrs. w. j. RAYMOND, Of
Port Jervis. are the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. c. Colvin, of enn avenue.
Miss Sadie McDavitt, of Market
street, is seriously i'll.
The many friends of John B. Owens
are mentioning him as a candidate for
common councilman for the Second
ward.
Mr. j. J. Lotus visited friends N
PittstOn Wednesday evening.
Miss Martha Evans, of South Gibson,
is visiting on Wayne avenue.
Miss Nettie Nicols and Miss Anna
Morgan, of Wilkes Barre, who were
attending the Wesleyan league convcn-
tion, have returned home.
Miss Elizabeth Wilson, of Parsons
is visiting friends here.
Miss Florence Savage, of Plymou.h 4
is the guest Of her brother, Frank of
East Market street
Preparations are being made by the
Tripp Park Sunday school for an East
er entertainment
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
PECKVILLE.

The Baptist choir, under the leader
ship Of Prof w. W. Watkins, is pre-
pairing a delightful musical programme
for Easter.
The Sterrick Creek and Ontario col
liery will pay their employees Saturday,
March IS.
Mrs. Sayers is very i'll at the home Of
her sister Mrs. Windsor Foster.
The Peckville Gun club will try for
honors this afternoon. 4 match has
been arranged between five members
of this club and the Bell Place club. a
very interesting contest is expected.
H. w. Peck has resigned his clerk
ship at the Riverside store and has ac-
cepted "A like position with the Morgan
Store company, of this place.
Contractor T.. \. Barber has pur-
chased Plane f boiler and engine house
of the Delaware and Hudson mine de-
partment and has a gang of men em-
ployed tearing the structures down,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
ARCHIBALD.

The remains of the late Mrs. Malta
were laid at rest in the Catholic ceme-
terry yesterday after a high mass OF
requiem.
Mr.. and Mrs. Michael Kearnev, OF
Main street were visitors in Scranton
yesterday
1t was not at the White Oak mines
that Robert Sharpless was hurt, as
stated in yesterdays paper, but at the
Ontario mines in Peckyille.
Mr. Herbert James, of PeckVille, cir
culated among friends in town yester-
day
In memory Of the late Thomas Phil
bin a years memory mass was sung
i'm st. Thomas church yesterday at
o'clock.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17

members of the Thirteenth regiment,
The men thus honored were Lewis Han
cock, George Taylor and J. G. Sanders,
veterans; and volunteers, Jacob Fcth-
eramn, William Williams and George
Craeger Fred Moser, John Phillips
and John II. Cadwgan are also menu
bers Of the camp who volunteered their
services, but they were not present.
Volunteer soldier-members were pre-
sented with paid-up due cards, having
all dues and assessments paid UP to
the first of April. After the programme
was gone through with, refreshments
and cigars were passed and general
social session followed.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17

ford, Pa. John, of Montrose; Thomas, of
this city, and Joseph, of Rush Pa, and
also by four sisters. Mrs. Donnelly was 1
faithful member of St. Patrick's church,
and highly respected. The funeral SiI be
held at $50 o'clock Friday morning from
the above church interment taking place
at the Catholic cemetery.
p. p. Cannon, aged 45 years, Il well
known resident of West Scranton, and
proprietor of the hotel at the corner Of
Jackson street and Fillmore avenue, died
at o'clock last evening after a short
illness. Deceased is survived by his wife
and two daughters, Miss Gertrude, a stu
dent at Bloomsbury State Normal school,
and Miss Loretta. The funeral announce
ment will be made later.
Grace the 5-year-old daughter of Mr.,
and Mrs. John Flannclly, of Green Ridge
street died yesterday morning after an
Illness of a few days with pneumonia.
The funeral will take place this afternoon
at o'clock from the residence Of her
parents. Interment will be made in st,
Mary's cemetery.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17

ida, where they spent the winter
months.
Miss Clara Bliss, Of Sanderson ave-
nue., is recovering from a severe illness.
Mrs. Kiplc, of MOntrose, is tho guest
of Mrs. w. f. Greeley, of Market street
Mrs. b. f. killiam is visiting with
relatives in Faupack
The Womens Christian Temperance
union held a very interesting meeting
in the Library yesterday afternoon.
Mr.. |. Fl. Stevens received word that
his brother, j. w. Stevens, was i'll al
his home in CarvertOn. Mr.. Stevens
started for Sunbury on a business trip
Tuesday and was taken sick at Pitts
ton and was removed to his parents
home at Carverton.
The Mems Union OF the Presbyterian
church held an entertainment in the
church parlors last evening, when a
very able paper on Porto Rico was
read and a musical programme rem
dered.
Owing to the increased attendance Of
pupils at No. 2S school three new rooms
have been finished in the basement
and ton hoor TO accommodate new pu-
pills.
There will be Q special meeting OF the
Young Mems club of the Church of the
Good Shepherd on Sunday afternoon
at $50 o'clock. when those who wish
may Join the club before the member
ship becomes limited. All persons in
tercsted are requested to be present
4 spring cleanser is always looked tor
ward TO mt this time of the year and Man
Eer's Sarsaparila is the best. II not only
| cleanses the system of all impurities but
| inyigorates the system, makes good blood
and increases the appetite. Large Sizc
bottle, SOC, at Manners Pharmacy, No
| g2O Green Ridge street.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17

An eminent scientist re-
Gently said: "Cod-liver I" Oil
is truly a wonderful COM
position. 1t is seemingly
Natures remedy in almost
every wasting disease.
SCOTS Emulsion contains
the pure oil combined with
hypophosphiteS, it rebuildS
worn tissues, enriches the
blood, invigorates the nerves,
stops drains and wasting.
Consumptives, Dial eticS,
pale or thin people, or nurS-
ing mothers, should remem-
Der this. Do not accept a
substitute.
soc. and Sroo, all druggists.
SCOTT & BOVINE, Chemists, New York
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
FUNERAL OF MRS. LOGAN.

The remains of the late Mrs. Ann
Logan were borne from the residence
on North sumner avenue yesterday
morning to ST. Patricks Catholic
church on Jackson street, when a high
mass of requiem was celebrated at 0
O'Clock. Rev. A. r. Broderick preached
the sermon and spoke in eulogsric
terms of the deceased. Many Old
friends of the departed were in at
tendance.
The pall-bearers were Messrs. Pat
rick Boland Michael Lotus, John LoS-
tus and Mr.. Casey, Of Caybondale and
Mcssrs. Michael Grogan and Hugh
Larkin. of this city. The interment
was made in Dunmore Catholic ceme-
terry
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
GIVE THE CHILDpEN A DRINK

called Grain-O. 1t is a delicious, appetite
ing. nourlshing food drink TO take the
placc of coffee. Sold by all grocers ana
nroperly prepared It tastes like the finest
coffee. but is free from all its injurious
nroperties Grain-O aids digestion and
Strengthens the nerves. Ii lS not sum
as well as adults can drink IT wi,h great
benefit. Costs about "a as much as coi-
fee. u and 25c.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
RECEPTION TO SOLDIERS.

Washington Camp No. III, Patriotic
Order Sons Of America, gave a recep-
tiOn last night to the returned MEM
bers of that camp who volunteered for
service last spring and went with the
Thirteenth regiment.
There was a short programme Of
speeches and music. followed by re-
freshments and a smoker. Several
out-of-town camps We're repres anted
among the visitors.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
HEARD FROM HER SON.

Mrs. Hugh keenan,, Of Mary street,
has received word from her son, Ed
ward, a private in Company *, Eff
teenth United states infantry, now
stationed at Porto Rico. He writes that
he has recovered from a severe illness
from fever.
Private Keenan, speaks in glowing
terms of the country, and of the treat
ment he received while in the hospital.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
HAPPENINGS OF
NORTH SCRANTON
PRIMITIVE METHoDIsTs MEET
IN QUARTERLY CONFERENCE.

Is the Last One of the Present Con-
ference Year--William Bone Re-
Elected as Station Steward, Being
the Sixth Consecutive TERMED
ward Ibberson and George Patter-
son Made Society Stewards--Sons
of America Entertain Returned
Soldiers-Other Notes.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
ST. PATRICKs DAY AFFAIRs.

ST. PatriCk's Day will be quite gem
orally observed by many societies Of
West Scranton this evening. The An
cient Order of Hibernians will hold
their customary celebrations and other
events of interest will be held as fol-
lows.
Division No. l. Ancient Order Of
Hibernians, and Branch No. 4, Ladies'
auxiliary, Daughters of Erin, will ban
quet in Mears' hall. The speakers will
be Rev. A. T. Broderick, of St. Pat
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
EVENTS OF DAY In
WEST SCRANTON
MUCH WANTED MAN TAKES
FRENCH LEAVE.

Joseph Paskey Works the Old Trick
of "Changing Clothes" on Con-
stable valkenberger, of Mahanoy
City-Paskey Is Wanted In Car
bon County for Jumping His Bail
Piece-observances In Honor of
st. Patrick's Day--Funeral of Mrs.
Logan-Will Go to Albany.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
JOURNEY THROUGH EUROPE.

Rev. William Edgar lectured before
a large audience last evening in the
Methodist church on his "Zig-zag Jour
ney Through Europe"
His hearers were delighted with his
discourse and he was requested to re-
peat it in the near future.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
OBITUARY.

Mrs. Margaret =. Donnelly wiio OF
William DonneIly. died Wednesday morn.
ing at S o'clock at the residence l2J
Chaplin street BinghamtOn, atter an III
ness of over two months. Deceased was
aged 30 years and beside husband Is
survived by three children, Walter FLOR
encc and Alice, all Of Binghamton, her
father james Meehan, of Silver Lake :
four brothers, James Meehan, lr, Brdu-
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
SOLDIERS sTRAGGLING HOME.
Some of Those Who Came by Water
Regret 1t.

Every train from New York brings
in a soldier or two who made the home-
ward trip from Camp Mackenzie by
one or the other of the water routes,
Those who were aboard the Seminole,
which was held up AT quarantine, We're
landed Wednesday night, They had
very rough voyage.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
The HOMELIEST MAN IN SCRANTON

As well as the handsomest, and others
are invited TO call on any druggist and
for the Throat and Lungs, remedy that
is guaranteed 10 cure and relieve an
Chronic and Acute Coughs, Asthma
bronchitis and Consumption. Price 25c.
and Jgc.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
Personal PARAGRAPHS-

Miss Laura Davies, of Wyoming, is
visiting friends and relatives on this
side.
Misses Hannah jenkins and Ethel
Porter have returned from a FIVE weeks
stay in New York city.
Charles Miller, of North Fillmore ave-
nue., and Ralph street, Of North Brom-
ley avenue, are visiting friends at
Great Bend.
Councilman Thomas Norton. Of Jack
son street. is confined to his home by
illness.
Mrs. Joseph Ansley, jr, of North
Main avenue, is suffering from an at
tack Of pneumonia
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
Sofa Pillows

Only 1875 in this lot-and a
greater bargain in sofa pillows
was never known. Fully I8
inches square and covered in
pretty patterns OF denim: nicely
filled and we'll made and finished.
Have never sold here under csc.
We offer them at our
Great Friday Sale for... AOC
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
Imported and
Domestic Novelties

From every famous fashion center the world over
In the aggregate, it is fascinating collection,
exquisite in its simplicity and delicacy as to lie
beyond the power of description criticism.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
During the
Opening Days This Week

You are cordially invited to look the exhibition
at your leisure You will find it interesting, instruc
tive and delightful to look upou The display con-
tinues all of this week.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
The Dainty
Creations in Wash Goods

Are incomparably new, charming and appeal to the
fancy nothing else in the textile art world can
This week we making our first formal display
for the forthcoming season of
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
Pocket Books

Seal, morocco, alligator books
in black, green, red, brown
and tan, in both plain and
with gilt and oxydized and
, metal corners; always sold at
25c. In this lot are some fine
shopping bags; and at the
same price tor Friday you
have choice of white metal
, Frames and leather photo
frames, worth from IS cents
to 35 cents. Take your
choice of the lot Fri
, day for. l0C
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17

4. Robinson's Sons Book Beer
on tap at all hotels and restaurant
Friday, March Il. ~
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
Wash Goods and
Fine Table Linens

A gentle reminder of spring in
wash goods; of summer in white
goods, along with some fine ia
ble linen at very popular price.
Wash GoodS-2I pieces Of go
inch Fins Printed Lawns, BatiSteS
and OrgandieS in big assortment
Of patterns. the ideal fabrics for
shirt waists. Worth Ioc and
I25Ic yard. AT the Great
Friday Sale for. ZC
White GoodS-MiIl remnants
AN exceptional offering Of 500
wards Fine White Lawns, full 40
inches wide in lengths from > to
8 ydS. Actually worth from Ioc
to I5c yard; TO 60 at our /3
Great Friday Sale for ... O4C
Table LinenS-Io pieces OF
splendid quality all linen bleached
DamaSk, verv choice patterns
and worth 45c a yard. To go
at our Great Friday Sale -
IDT
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17

soc. and sr.oo, all druggists.
SCOTT & BOVINE, Chemists, New York.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17

The hues of rich silks may be gorgeous and the
shades of fine woolen beautiful but when it
comes to a question OF simple lovelness
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-03-17
Two Lots of
Grocery Bargains

Here are two lots OF groce-
rieS at : cents and at 9 cents
that should serve to crowd the
basement on Friday. Every
price an actual reduction.
Your choice OF pound box
of Uncle Sans Baking Pow
der; a can ofvery fancy Maine
Sugar Corn or two pounds OF
CiScoeS at our Great
} Friday Sale for only. VC
Your choice of very fine
clean picked rice () pound ;
or dozen best sour pickles
, or a package Of Armour S
} mince meat at our Great -
, Friday Sale for only. DC
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-20
THE PUBLIC.
Something for sharks I'm All Lines
of Business to Prey
Upon.

"You must remember" said the man
who was arguing with great vOlubility and
self-approval, that we owe a duty to the
public"
WHO is the public:" inquired Mr.. Bly,
kins, abruptly.
"Why-er-the masses, you know; the
general .populaee."
No" said Mr. Blykins, with emphasis,
you got the wrong idea. Pie public is
something TO be roped in; to be gouged; to
he walked over. To the sugar trust the pub
lie Is a great congregation of confectionery
consumers. To the beef trust the public is
a vast menagerie of carnivorous bipeds. To
the politician il is a collection of persons
who have influence at elections; to the the
striCal manager, a crowd of people in front
of the box office eager to get rid of money;
TO the street car conductor, lot of creatures
who ought to be made to step lively"
You think the public gets imposed upon
all aTound:"
Yes. 1t doesn't deserve any better, and
retribution Is always waiting. The man
who imposes on the public in one respect
iapses back into the general outfit in some
thing else and IS imposed on IN his turn.
It's a heartless business all the way
through. One great and elaborate scheme
of imposition. What people ought to do is
TO hold primaries in all parts of the civilized
world and send delegates to The Hague to
see If they can't discuss something like a
disarmament scheme by which the people
of this earth can be persuaded to quit i'm
posing on one anOther.-Washingto Star.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-20
STATE OF ONO, CITY or TOLEDO, =,
Lucas COUNTY, oo'

Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he is the
senior partner of the firm of +. j. Cheney
& Co., doing business in the city of Toledo,
County and State aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sum of One Hundred Dol
cannot be cured by the use of Halls Catarrh
Cure. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day of December, A. d.
iSS6. A. w. GLEASON,
Seal Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system Send for testimonials,
free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-20
THE BADGERS GO EAST.
Wisconsin Football Players start
Enst to Do Battle With Yale
They are in Good Condition.

Madison, Wis, Oct. 16.-Coach King,
with his string of Wisconsin football
players, left Madison for the east, to
do battle with Yale next Saturday.
The men are all in good condition. at
present, and every means will be taken
to keep them so. Water will be taken
along for them to drink.
The squad will go directly to Hart
ford, Conn.,, where arrangements have
been made to practice on the grounds
of Trinity college. Some practice
games may also be played with the
eastern college men. Especial atten-
ton will be paid this week to strength
ering the defense, which the North
western game showed to be far from
satisfactory. Wisconsin's game will
undoubtedly to be use IDEAS kicking,
and keep the hall in the air as much
as possible. If the defense can only
he improved sufficiently to hold the
Yale rushers on downs, the Badgers
should have a good chance in the game
of doing some scoring.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-20
HAT WAS NOT SUCCESSFUL.
The Owner Tried to EcOnOmize, But
Her Efforts Met with Fear
full Results.

This is a plain, unvarnished story of a
lady who trimmed her own hat She
was endeavOrlng to economic and con-
Celved the brilliant idea that BY purchas-
ing the trimmings and the frame she could
construct a hat that would be quite as hide.
Gus as the ordinary or extraordinary mil
inery creation and at much less cost. So
she made dozen or more trips downtown
and finally had gathered together a trunk
tull OF bits OF ribbon, steel buckles, gauZe,
flowers, birds, fiber chamois, bolts, rivets
barhed wire, varnlSh, bicycle cement, gall
vanlzed iron, llncrusta walton and all the
singular ingredients of a wOman's hat, to-
gether with a fearful and wonderful frame
that looked much like a wire waste basket
alter tug Of war with a steam engine.
Then she haunted the display windows and
changed her mind something like a thou
sand times regarding the manner in which
she would trim that hat
She sewed on and ripped off the birds SO
often that they looked much bedraggled
and were, indeed, very sad-ooking BIRDS
but she finally succeeded in assembling the
nat and then, as she was going on a visit
TO her mother and sisters, who lived in a
small city, she wore the magnificent crea-
ton, calculating that they would 20 into
cCuVu!slOns over her hat. And thew did
After they had kissed her several times and
assured her OF their undying love her moth
er, VINO Is a wise woman, with a keen sense
OF the prophecies, babe the elder of the I'M
married sisters ring for the carriage Il
am so glad to see my dear daughter" she
said, that / must buy her something. Now,
you drive down to the millinery store and
buy her the prettiest hat there before any
of her friends see her"
And after the economical daughter had
departed fer the millinery store the remain.
ing members of the family fell upon the
floor and screamed with laughter, for they
knew good thing when they saw it, even
n they did live in a jay town.-Chicago
Chronicle.
Riches have wings and poverty has stings.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-20
"sun of the Sick Room

is the apt description of Swanson's "5
Drops" 1t has saved the public, in less
than five years, more money than the ma
tional debt of this country, when YOU meas
ure the value of health restored, suffering
humanity relieved of its agonies and dis
eases. Money which otherwise would have
been expended in funerals, doctors and
drug bills, loss of labor, etc. Swanson's "5
is curing millions of people afflicted with
acute and chronic rheumatism, sciatica,
neuralgia, asthma, la grippe and catarrh of
all kinds. 1t will cure you Try it. Large
sized bottle Sl.00, sent on receipt of price,
charges prepaid; 25-cent sample bottle sent
free, on receipt of 10 cents to pay for mail
ing. Agents wanted Swanson's Rheu-
matte Cure Company, 164 Lake St., Chicago.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-20

a. Conan Doyle says that for absent-mind-
edness he holds the worlds championship
but we doubt if he could win out against the
Colorado woman who put her baby in the
oven to roast, and sang lullaby in an en-
deavor to soothe to sleep the stuffed turkey
she rocked in the cradle.-Denver Post.
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-20
A YVES. rnaIan uurricane

Recently travelled up and down the coast at
will, upset all calculations, and acted in an
entirely different manner from any other
storm. Sometimes dyspepsia acts in the same
way. 1t refuses to yield to treatment which
has cured similar cases. Then Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters should be taken. 1t will af
feet a cure speedily and naturally. 1t has
cured stomach troubles for half a century.
Try ~
The Bolivar bulletin. (Bolivar, Tenn.) 1888-1946, 1899-10-20
Innnnrnnrinte.

1t was a ministers club meeting, and the
cloth was exchanging experiences.
"At a funeral recently" said one of the
clergymen, 81 narrowly escaped laughing
outright at an unconscious bit Of humor |
course ofmy moral applying eloquence, why
is it that there should be peculiar appro-
priateness to-day in the gathering, about
this bier, of friends and relatives whose
tears fall like rain%
II paused there significantly to let my
words sink in, when suddenly, with choke
producing fash, it crossed my mind that the
lead man had been a milkman in the COM
lunity for 25 years. "-Brooklyn Eagle.