The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-01
THE WARM CORNEI
FOR TEN ONLY.)


those good cid days" A young "a
told young woman whom he co1-
seconded to admire at times. that t.
had come to the parting of the ways.
could choose between him and a diam:
frame bicycle; if she was content with;
simple, unbifurcated modesty OF the s.
wheel, well and good; If she persistei
riding q diamond frame, she must !
him back all the presents he had pro
ised her My unhappy brother woi
up by saying that mo respectable wo1
would ride a diamond frame" VIII.
upon the irate new woman had him,
rested for Islander, disorderly cond'
arson and several other crimes, an
married justice of the peace, who
troubles of his own, fined him IS u.
his admission that he had said {
feminine respectability and the diam
frame were strangers. ooh, Libert
as l once heard Hennessey say, ~
many crimes are committed in
narner'
Miss Julia Dent Grant has taken
life IN her hands and become .
Princess Cantacuzene This was done
means Of a double knot tied tight by
Greek church, with an extra wrench
the Erisccpalians the next day.
Potter Palmer took Miss Grant last
and they swung around the circle l.
ing for good thing. The prince
pened to be on the road with a 81
street under his arm, and while he
not find anything very exciting after
name of Grant Except glory and
STA is too cold a country TO live on L
he found a very satisfactory show
after the name IF Potter Palmer.
telegraphed a warm friend very wa
in the classic words of the college 70
is there anything the matter with
ter Palmer? and received the joyful
swer: Hes all right Sc he alo
Miss Grant to bask in bis smiles.
year or two Miss Graut-that was
be blackening his boots, and then
come home to auntie with a tale of
The bride had a great many DIRE
when she married, but In a year or
she will have one divorce suit, ane -
glad to have that.
A Minneapolis policeman was seer
the streets of st. Paul the other day,
was asked how he happened to &c
far off his beat He said the mayor
sent him down here to arrest the gro
of the city.
= =
hour xrya,tI5 49,,
man. with coal at S. a ton and risiI
The travelling saleswoman is a new
ror to our already quivering Sex. I
letter from one of the male brand
drumners, dated Brandon. Sept. 20
tells of pretty girl selling goods;
sells more goods of an inferior gu
to the grinniag merchant Who buys
lib under her hypnotic chances, thu
poor male can Sell CT first class arti
Arise, oh bratfters let u.s. stop this
ing IN coed looks; let us grid on
arIncr of righteous wrath and reduce
danger that threatens us $50 per { |
Just rs cur worthy mayor reduced
crop in a memorable congressional | |
Of eloquence. This same humble dr |
mer winds up his letter by saying: q"
erty is dead; my wife returned from I
SeaSnore yesterday.
st. Paul man came home late
other night, having stopped several
on the way. When he unlocked the
and went in mis- wife, who had that
been elected pi resident of the Club
the Reform If Civics." stood at the
of the stairs.
My dear began Blank. amiably 7
10 &c t,ot
and then sat on the lowest step.
William, do you wish to address
chair?"
.WIas shat, my dear?"
L say. do you wish 10 address
chair. if so, you must rise"
"Mush 1? Well
Yes said Mrs. Blank, rise. qnt
your wishes in the form of a motion
Blank began to think he had
INTO the wrong house. rs there any
the matter. my dear?"
Il mercy want you ID preserve pa
mGntary rules" said Mrs Blank.
address the chair
Mr.. Chairman" began Blank
Madam President" tliCndered
Blank
Madam President. 1 move-whas
l move. my dear"
1t suddenly dawned on Mrs. Blank
there was a hesitation in Blanks sp
She came down and took HIM by tbs
lar: You'll move up stairs, anC
second your notion And Mrs. I
took the floor and held it for Sc
hours. The next day she read a
on Man: How Saved From Himsel
The street railway of this city has
1r%f1 ~ e . 4
for the accommodation of the condu
and motormen. The company agrees
the late Mr.. Vanderbilt in his mel
BILE words, THE public be id The
pany does not care for passengers.
is the reason it puts the steps
high to discourage people gettins
a petition, signed by all the sEor
people, is now being circulated.
the company to put elevators at tn
of the long cars. When conductor
engaged they are put through an
nation and those who know any
arc not taken. No man who knows
thing of the streets or numbers
possibly get a place. III politics
must be middle-of-t readers.
must know how to MAKE change r
two dollars, but if person hands
a flve-dollar bill. they are told to
We've seen that trick played be
If man gets caught in the gates
injured. he Is sued by the compan
getting in the way, ana If he dies
ages are collected from his heirs.
one conductor gives you the
transfer the next conductor tells
is your fault for not examining II
he insults you In a loud voice unit
pay again.
The congressman and senators
were here Friday had lovely VI
the Commercial Club. The CIVIC L
smiled on them and told them WI
do about the Park. The women
sneeches at them and said what
animal Man was when caught youn
properly trained. and what futu
had before Him if He only STUCK
right thing They deplored Man
ting himself mixed up in pollucf
gave him good advice generally
they were leaving one of the cor
men said to Condo Hamlin: say
,0,a,, In thic toun2'