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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27
Borrowing a Posture

An old woman, whose husband was
i'll in bed, sent for the doctor, who
came and saw the old lady.
II will send him some medicine" he
said on leaving, (which must be taken
in recumbent posture"
After he had gone the old woman sat
down, greatly puzzled.
"a recumbent posture-a recumbent
POSTURE" she kept repeating. II have
posturew she repeated. 81 haven't got
one" At last she thought, II will 60
and see if old Mrs. Smith has got one
to lend me-"
Accordingly, she went, and said to
her neighbour:
"Have you a recumbent posture to
lend me to put some medicine in?'
Mrs. Smith, who was equally as ig-
norant as her friend, replied:
II had one. but to tell you the truth,
I've lost it.'-Tit-Bits.
Think wrongly, if you please, but in
all cases think for vOlIrSelf-T aSSing
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27
Read the Adverti.ement..

You will enjoy this publication much
better II you will get into the habit Of
reading the advertisements; they will
afford a most amusing study, aud will
put you in the way of getting some ex-
cellent bargains. Our advertisers are
reliable; they send what they adver-
tise.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27
Discretion.

(which would you rather do, fight or
apologize?"
I'D rather meet you with pistols"
answered the Partisan journalist. If
l go near enough to him to apologize,
we might suddenly lose our tempers
and do observation-disclosures Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27
Chicago Great Western Increase.

The gross earning Of the Chicago
Great Western Ry., maple Leaf
Route for the fourth week of Sep
teMber, 1890, show an increase of. $$42.-
220.24 over the corresponding week Of
last year; making q total increase Of
$111,95O.12 for the month Of Septem-
Der. The total increase since the be-
ginning of the fiscal year July 1sD to
date IS $26S, 505.40.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27
Possibilities of rrouhle.

1UsW1U11Ity Oh If0UB1e.
You tallow-faced snob!' snarled the
bad boy Of the neighborhood, "for two
cents I'd brek your facev'
II shall so and consult the lexicons
In reference to that word .slob,'" re.
sponded the other, little boy from
Boston. wrathfully but elf-possessed,
land If it has any opprobious signifi-
cation l will return and chastise you."
-Chica 80 Tribune.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27
g! WITH. A TAIL!
Every One Has Noticed the New
"c'' Ia Town.
u Has coas to Stay with De Forever
Health Follows In Its ITALIA We'll
como Awaits It Eyerywhsre,
Not % long ago everybody curiosity was
erouse6 by the appearance in town. Of
It looks like this:

The queer &C with Tail" has made it,
way all over the United States, and here al
larity.
Why3
Because the sc with a Tail" is comet of
health followed by coma Of happiness and
JOY. It has come to stay with us and radi-
ate Its benefits in all directions
The new &C" y part Of the trademark Of
G t;ss s Candy cathartic, the ideal Taxa
~ i've and guaranteed constipation cure.
bowels, purify the blood, brace the brain,
put everything right as it should be.
:. Buy and try Cascarets to-day. It's what
they do, not what we say they'll do, that
proves their merit. All druggists, loo, csc,
or Soc, or mailed for price. Send for book.
let and FREQ sample. Address sterling Rem:
edy Co., Chicago; Montreal, Can, or New
York.
~ This is the CAsCAREf tablet.
n RI m Every tablet of the only genuine
Cascarets bears the ma ,ic letters
"CCC." Look at the tablet before
you buy, and beware Of frauds,
limitations and substitutes.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27
20 sBoy3s|l ANDlsAIRLs.
SOME GOOD s4pR,Es FOR Our
81 JUNIOR READERS.
tittls miss Pry-start aud stop-Rsst.
les Animals. why They Are Always
walsins About in Their Casss-Good
Imitation.
rhesChi1drsn.

DO you love me, little children?
o. sweet blossoms that are curled
(Ltfe's tender morning glories)
(. Round the easement of the worldl
Do your hearts climb up toward me,
AZ my own heart bends to you,
IN the beauty Of your dawning
And the brightness Of your dew?
When the fragrance Of your faces
And the rhythm Of your feet.
And the incense Of your voices
Transform the sullen street;
Do you see my soul move softly
Forever where you move.
With an eye Of benediction
And guardian hand of love?
-. my darling! am with you,
IN your trouble, In your play,
In your sobbing, in your surging,
IN your dark, and in your day;
IN the chambers where you nestle.
IN the novels where you lie,
In the sunlight where you blossom,
And the darkness where you die.
Not blessing broods above you, >
But 1t lifts me from the ground:
Not thistle-bark doth sting you,
But suffer with the wound:
And chord within me trembles
To your brightest touch or tone.
And famish when you hunger,
And, SILVER when you moan.
Can you tell me. little children,
Why 1t is I love you so?
Why I'm weary with the burthens
VI my sad and dreary woe?
Do the myrtle and the aloes
Spring blithely from one tree?
Yet I'love you, o my darlings
Have you any flowers for me?
have trodden all the spaces
OF my solemn years alone,
And have never felt the cooling
OF q babes breath near by own. =
But with more than father passion.
And with more than mother'pain,
I have loved you. little children.
Do you love me back again?
Richard Rea
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27

suffering, and good deal OF backache,
but thought all women had these
things and did not complain.
IL had doctored for some time. but
no medicine seemed to help me. and my
physician thought it best for me to go
to the hospital for local treatment. I
had read and heard so much of your
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27
All in the Family

what Is Spendy in mourning for?''
''Kpsenstein, the pawnbroker, IL
,dead."'
II didn't know they were related"
''Oh, yes. He was Spendy's uncle."-
Philadelphia North American.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27
Her Limit.

She hesitated. Dying was out Of the
question, but, under the circumstances,
she might throw counterfeiting faint.
In other words, though she could not
kick the bucket, she might turn q little
pail.-New York Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27

A coed face is a letter of recommend
alton. as good heart 10 q letter OF
credit. Bulwer. ~
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27

TO CURE a COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money II it falls to cure,
90. E. w. Groves signature on each box.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27

(/T GAVE little thought my health writes MRS wM "
- BELL, 23o N. Walnut ST.. Canton O.. to Mrs. Pink
ham, ''untl found myself unable to attend my
household duties.
II had had days Of feeling well and monthly
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27

= man g frequently known 81 tie:
company - kssbs. ont of. s.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27

Think wrongly, if you please, but in
all cases think for yourself.-Lessing.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27

healthy have gained in weight o5 pounds 40
pounds, and everyone asks what makes me SO stout"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1899-10-27

Surely . marvel for
the money. Only
that we boy
Furniture In bigger
lots than any Other
Mail Ofdef House,
It couldn't be done.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-12-28

I. O. @. F. BLDG. FORT near KING.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-12-28

lusa : out thirty-aine days from ka-
hului for Departure Bay, and she is the
vessel for which the grayest anxiety i
felt. as she was ashore on the Island
Of Hawaii and was on her way 10 the
Sound in ballast for repairs"
The Cousa was bull. in Bath. Me,
in 1873. She was III tons net burden.
1877 feet 9 inches long. s. feet inches
beam and Il feet . inches deep.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-12-28

A Model Plant Ia not complete with
out Electric Power. thus dispenstao
with small engines.
Why not generate your po~er iron
one CENTRAL staticn7 One aenef-
.tor can furnish power TO your yumD.
Centrifugals, Elevators, Flows. Rail
ways and HOSTS; also, furnish lighs
and power for a radius of from ID To
80 miles.
Electric Power being used, saves the
labor Of hauling coal In your fold. alss
water, and does away with high-pricsd
engineers, and only have one engine To
look after in your mill.
Where water power Is available 10
costs nothing 20 generate Electric
Power.
THE HAWAIIAN ELECTRIC CON
PANY Is now ready TO furnish Electric
Plants and Generators OF all descriD-
lions at short notice, and also has %
hand a large stock Of Wire. Chand>
Tiers and Electrical Goods.
All orders will be given prompt ~
tention, and estimates furnished tor
Lighting and Power Plants; also, at-
tention is given 10 House and Marine
Wiring.
THEo. HOFFMAN, Manager.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-12-28
Sugar Plantation
BONDS!

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We make a speciality OF the bonds or
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examination; and we are prepared TO
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n prices TO yield safe income and
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We viii take subscriptions for the
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KAHUKU-3-1o year per cent gold
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We are TRUSTEES .or both the
above issues.
| The ROHqIIa1 Trust I Investment CO.
LIMTTED.)
GEO. n CARTER. Treasurer.
100 Fort Street, Honolulu,
Telephone No. 1874.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-12-28
FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

are Offering the Latest Shirts for Men
Embroidered Blouses,
Latest Smoking Bath Robes White Dress
Collars and Cuh
Shades and Cong
to
either of
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-12-28
Telephone 1913
p. Q, Box AL.
~ ALLEYS
like
Its.

Bailey emphasize that oeeI mas rahs
Iiawars capitol complete paae If conne
which will be put under the u
man branch store
In Honolulu
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-12-28
MesSrs. Morgan & Wr6ht'S
FEDERATED HACK TIRES.

of IN
IN
making the
eforH Hacks on he
H.
Bailey
and
in lful
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03
pEsEREr EVENING NEWS. TUESDAY, JANUARY g. 1899

entrance pathway In the domain OF
the car Il was said 10 have come from
China. where II was endemic. paitc-
ularly SO along the yellow river low
lands where there were frequent IN
undationa In this section II was slim
ply looked upon as a marsh foyer. Inc
last epidemic previous to that was IN
1850. or forty years before. Ns
consequence people were wholly un-
prepared for ID. and II was very severe
upon them. since 1891 the disease mas
gradually been growing less severe OK
ccpt at Irregular intervals. when u APP
pears TO renew nearly all OF the force
that characterized its earlier ravages.
NO ONE SPECIFIC FOR GRIP.
There is no one specific remedy Tor
grip says n leading physician. what
I would advise" says he. lis to avoid
all exposure and adopt regular habits.
bc warmly clothed. Those. whose SKIN
Is not too tender should use wool
next to the skin. a cold bath should be
taken by the robust In the morning. AZ
ter violent exercise Of some Kind.
Those not 70 robust should take cNcf-
else and aftcrward bathc IN water
about the temperature of the room they
are In.
Avoid getting wet foot. and above
All do not come IN personal contact
with persons suffering from tho grip.
rs tho disease " transmitted by the
bacillus from direct contact.
AS 10 treatment We cannot prescribe
Tor " na we do Tor malaria by giving
uuininc. What " called grip has Two
chief variations. The first catarrhal
affection. may affcct the mucous Nom
hrnne ~ the nose. and may attack the
bronchial tubes. or even the dlreatiN"
tract. The second. attacks with fcNcr
pain IN the back and bones. severe
headaches and intense proHtraunn. II
n extremely diiicuit Ia make diHtinc-
tlon oven In the miidor forms of Hrlp'
mud the host advice I can give " 70
seek n physician on the appearance OF
the first symptoms"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03
HIS DISEASE

n. Gorgcs Clcmenccau. who has boon
20 prominently before the public iu tho
Dr,yfua afiair na editor ~ the Aufurc.
told % good st1ry IN thc French cham
bor OF deputies 'he other day. nays the
pittnbufg Dispatch. NcarH axe. when
hc was mayor uf Mnrtrc. and at the
same time "a deputy. he nrcncd an
i,yunary IN the qunrtcr. where advice
wsH given free. tor 'lcmencenu ~
specialist IN skin diHrnHcn. one DAY he
noticed that he had Just one hour IN
which ~ rot his luncheon and re- down
To tho chamber. where he had to inter-
peilntc the government Tie called HIS
naaintnnt nnd said; "iIow many more
patients nrr there wnitlngi' SIX ~.
Piled the man one after the other had
his ease diagnosed. ana Clcmencchu.
after another glance at his watch,
said; "reli the other two To undrcnr
al once. ~ I have only two more min
uter to whit" one entered, and tltm-
anceeu wrote out a prescription IN IN"
tWinkiing ~ an eye. The last man
came In na naked Ne the day when he
WAS born. clumcncenu Dyed him Tor
minute and then said; You are Huner.
ing from no skin disease. What hnNe
Won rotn. here to worry me forf Thc
man leaked at him nghRst Tor min
no and repiisd. skin diaeaaef never
mid 4 had a skin disease. Your man
came In and told me To- undrcra. Mon.
st.,ir L. penute. and ! did No. All !
wanted To ask you was TO ~" your w
fu.nce To- get my sister place IN hr
uostofiee in Algeria. tlen"hc'ln
smilcd. took his name and ala use MS
influence.
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CLEVER LITTLE STORIES.


Mrs. Dinglcy tells this story u IN
experience with an irish mald That's
q terrible noise In the nursery. Molly"
she said one day. Whats the nnt-
tori Can't you Keep the baby auictg'
"shure. manm," replied the nurse. 4
can't Keep him quiet unless ! let him
mako n Noise.
a Chicago girl was 20 thoughtlcss
as to tell "a ffiend that at hur wedding
the names uf the donors would not be-
displayed with the presents. on course
tho friend told Her wedding came IN
tho other day aud the presents were
not dlHplnycd either They consisted
or ti2 plated spoons and $50 salt cell
lads.
The nrst chapter In novel recently
published contained the following.
And 500 the fair girl continued Ia VT
on the sands. gazing upon the hriny
deep. On who's" h"nving bosom the tail
ships went mrrHiy ~ frelghtod AZ,
Horruw. nni coal cmlgrantg. and hopes.
ana salt nah3"
once when Ucmory was Invited 20
dinner the host. with Assumed ctrclcsH-
ness. added. ny the way. VIII g1u
bring your violin with yuuT" ''he
musician replied "ay violin never
dluCr.'
= little girl rat razlur fxcdiy at Tho
now bonnet of one OF her uothors
visitors until the caller smuingiy asked
"Uo Nou like DO my dcsrf" The child
innocnutly replied. "YcHs-f do Nam.
ma ana Aunt Milly srid u WIS per-
J feet fright-but II doesn't frIghteu ms
n bit "
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03

fatal with the two extremes Of ages In
life II can be brought into subjectinn
within from five To- ten days In the
cases Of strong. healthy children who
can stand fasting and physic. With
delicate subjects 1t may iingcr all tho
winter. especially when complicated
with rheumatism or chronic bronchitis.
one marked feature Is th. prostitution
OF the patient when In the conynlcsccnt
STAGE. and general wcakncta ~ quite
marked after the attack
NOT IN THE GRIP BUSINESS.
Dr. Pirkerton when approached, APP
peuf,d to be somewhat surprised and
exclaimed interrogatorily, what, cpi-
dcmicf haven't heard anything of ~
besides am no grip doctOr-I attend
10 surgical cases only" The next In
slant the doctor was going down the
elevator at a lively rate preparatory to
a hcsplta! consultation.
YOUNG AND OLD SUFFER MOST.
pr \. n. Hosmer was In his Office.
however and said. "infiuenzgl why
certainly the city " fun ~ Il. There
has been no Investigation OF the cpl-
dpmic and | nm inclined TO thiuk that
II H. not true influenza" However.
those attacked seem to think II IA bad
enough. The nervous system n pri-
marily affected: TINT accounts Tor the
dun. aching palms In the limbs ~ Ia
moro severe with the cXtrcmca In age,
the young and the old. uf cnurre there
N the usual fever. accompanied by a
cold IN the head. The visitation In my
experience has u tendency. IN the eases
~ young children especially. to tcrmin-
ate IN pneumonia.
SAYS 1T ~ THE MIDDLE AGED.
Dr. ia V. slvcr-"why. certainly We
have influenza In this city; that young
mat who Just went out ~ my latest
ease, during the last few days the
cases have simply been plling w un me.
u o. the same influenza we had In iSpi.
u d. general all over the states and
lasts Tor nhuut seven days. In this par
tlCular visitation II u assuming large
ly a bronchial form. those IN middle
ngo being mostly attacked. Yes we
have influenza In town all right"
THESE WE'RE ABSENT.
IN the Mercantile block the doctors
were conspicuous by their absence and
Hu was the elevator boy. consequently
half dozen prospective patients were
painfully tolling up the fighta OF staira.
The "NcWH'' man helped one old lady
with palpitation OF the heart aud COM
/ pllcntiunn, up two flights and left her
bev niiinE her fate on the wrong side
OF DR.. Ewlng'h door.
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BEST OF TIDBIrs.


iiontcHr. II suppose there " no use
In asking you to stay tu dinner" cal.
lor well. no. not IN that way"
cholly "Nuns. ucvoWul yraWn ago 1
fell deeply IN love with girl. hut she
weicctud me made u wcEulnr idiot of
me" Dolly; And you never got over
itg"
clymcr cat the raccs)i How much
did you mako on that last rnco9f
Styuor tnngrilyl. None ~ your buai-
moss" Clymrr. I'm awfully sorry you
lost old man.
She "Ala says she knows that when
We are married. We won't live Hn like
cnts ANA dogs ne she ana pa do" tios
NO. indeed our ma ~ right" She.
Yes. she says she IL uIre you1i be-
easier 60 manage than "a iH.'
lie; MY dear madam. We have both
passed the age of romance. hut I offcr
you may heart and with II my hand She
"My dear Hir. I agree with you that
We have both passed tho romantic age.
hes therefore Ia inquire what amount
~ check that hand ~ able Ia draw"
Railway Manager Here. iiiohbs
this now time table won't do nt aiii''
Hobbs II thought II very explicit.
sir" Manager; That's Just what's
the matter. The frrt thing you know
the public win be able To understand
time table as well ms We. See II you
can't complicntc u a INT"
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Doctors and Drug Stores Doing an Unprece-
denied Business.
THE DISEASE Is CONTAGIOUS
symptoms OF n ana ITO Moro Danger
Gus Attendant. Pneumonia No
One specific ucmedy.

The whole city II sncczing: and the
whole city has got tho grip. Humid
reds OF citizens are ita victlms,to great
er or less degree. Doctors are kept
busy day and night writing prcscrip-
tions and visiting patients who are 80
~ ms to require personal attention.
Not since isSg-9i. when the epidemic
swept the country like a tidal wave
has anything to compare with II been
Witnessed In soit Lake. Most Of those
whp experienced It's health destroyinS
and vico-likc grasp at that time have
fait Its bancful effects every winter
morc or less since; for be II
Understood tho grip leaves n long train
OF Ills as a reminder OF It's visitation.
SYMPTOMS OF GRIP AND pNEU-
MONA.
The complications and weaknesses
that follow the dread maiady are WELL
nigh innumcrablc. and the effects upon
one person may be wholly different
from those on another. Hut FIRST OF
nii. that which Ia most interesting to
the general public IN TO know some
thing OF the symptoms preceding grip
nnd It's more dangerous companion and
attendant. pneumonia. Says one OF
the leading experts OF the country:
THE grip IN Usually ushcrcd In by
chilla. These az followed by a slight
fis. OF temperature. pain In the head.
ErtGt bronchial irritation and trou-
b'chume and persistent cough. AAaoci-
hte1 viii! these symptoms are pains IN
ITO muscles and a general feeling OF
larfitudc.
IN HNcrc forms Of the disease tho
patl"rt " much FRUSTRATED and IL com
PEELED TO take TO his bed. In the milder
manifestations OF the trouble the Vie
tim y enabled. under great Htrcna OF
tuncring, to attend to mis- daily duties,
but II very much harnased by a cough,
Irritation OF the bronchial tubca and
Intermittent headaches.
The complication OF pneumonia usu-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03

rltorial days. In referring to those
times, he rehcarHed the tedious Jour
ney he had to undertake tn reach
Boise. having 10 go overland nrs to
evanston. Wye. 80 miles. then by the
Union Pacific tu ogden. Utah. ~ nilea.
thence by the Southern Pacific to iSci.
ton, i02 miles. and then by stage front
keltnn to Boise, In all journey oc.
cupying six days and nights
one NJ the senator's pleasures IN
coming to the capital Is 10 meet 20
many ~ his old time Boise friends. for
whom he has always entertained ID high
regard ~ well rs many others from
different parts % the state.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03

DR. Wiicox--1 can ray that during the
last thrive weeks since this influenza
epidemic broke out. 4 have had hund.
reds ~ eases brought to my notice. n
II really an aggravated cold with
Hnoezlng. fever. headache. rapid pulse.
cough, loss of appetite. furfcd tongue.
and frequently attended by sore throat
There h y danger ~ lts developing into
pneumonia N neglected. II II morv
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03

The influenza. or In grippe or grip,
as the AnHliclzation has made II. first
appeared In the present generation In
this country In New York. In Dcccm-
Der. 1889. For some time prior To that
Il had been prevalent IN Europc.rwccp-
Ing the continent. with Russia ms It's