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The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

The opening Of the wheeling season
gives especial interest to some tables
prepared by the treasury bureau Of sta
tistics, which present the statistics Of
bicycle exports during the past few years.
American wheels are now being ridden IN
all parts of the world. During the four
fiscal years, 1896 '97- 80, the exporta-
lions Of American bicycles amounted in
round numbers, to twenty million dol
lars Four million dollars worth Of
American bicycles will during the fiscal
year about to end go to European coun-
frles-countries In which the manufac-
turing industries antedate those Of the
United States. The expectations Of
American bicycles in the fiscal year 1899
to France. with all her skilled work
men and ingenuity. win be more than
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

The interstate commerce commission
Is COW engaged in an Investigation OF
complaints made by The business men
Of New York city tha, grain rates have
been 50 manipulated by some Of the
eastern railways as 10 force foreign
bound cargoes to the ports Of Philadel-
phia. Baltimore and Newport News No
question seems to be entertained either
as to the jurisdiction OF the commission
or is duty to remedy the discrimination.
II it is found to exist. The charges
brought agains: the railroads by these
eastern merchants are precisely the same
the Astorian has for months been urg-
ing against the northwest railroad COM
b.naMon. The agreement on the Allan
tic TO eliminate competition so as to
realize the greatest possible rate on grain
trafie regardless OF the distance carried
is not there regarded as railroad
question" to be settled by the railroads.
New York maintains her commercial su-
premacy no, merel~ by virtue Of her
natural location. but by insisting upon
the enjoyment OF the advantages which
her location gives her IN competition with /
other places. She win no, tolerate a
combination among the railroads which 1
tends to deprive her OF the benefits Of
these advantages for the sake OF the gain
TO the railroads in the increased freight
rates obtainable by shipment to o;her
ports under joint traffic agreements. II
Astoria were as ready 10 night for the
rights Of her position. small though they
may be in comparison to New York
the railroads Of the northwest might be
taught to respect her and to abstain
from their present arrangements to stihe
her rlghtful trade. New York's ad-
vantage over other ports on the Allan
tic Is exactly similar 10 that Of Astoria
on the Pacific The difference in the
growth and prosperity of New York as
contrasted with Astoria has been due to
the character Of the people. Here It
does not seem to be understood tina, in
the struggle for commercial advance
ment community may have every ad-
vantage in point Of location over a rival
and yet not get the trade. 1; ls not >
enough to have the location, there must
be sufficient spirit and enterprise among
the people to defend and enforce the
advantage Of the location. Astoria could
break up the combination now existing
10 nullify the advantages Of her location f.
by united and vigorous action on the :,
part Of her people This is the only way
hat combination can or will be de- q
;troyed BY a popular movement in As G
oria the whole situation might be -
hanged in ninety days. u
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

T., you have plies. cure them. No use
undergoing horrible operations that SIM
ply remove the results OF the disease
without disturbing the disease ,selt
Place your confidence in Dewitrs Witch
Hazel Salve. /, has never failed 10 cure
others; it will not fail to cure you
Charles Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
s'sss:s's sses; ,e: Of &MM7zw
BEWARE OF oINTMENTs FOR CA
TARRH THAT CONTAIN
MERCURY.

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
Of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering /. through
the mucous surfaces Such articles should
never be used except on prescriptions
from reputable physicians, as the dam
age they will do Is ten fold to the good
you can possibly derive from them.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F.
J. Cheney e. Co., Toldo, o., contains no
mercury, and is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system. In buying Halls
Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine.
IT Is taken Internally, and made in Tole-
do, Ohio, by F. j., Cheney e. Co. Tesu-
monials free.
scId by druggists, price rs cents per
bottle.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

/, You suffer from tenderness or FULL
n--s ~ ;he right side, pains under
,noulier Made. constipation. bi,liousness.
20 neadach-. and feel dun. heavy and
".-rv y"n- liver. Is torpid and con-
ge-red DeWltt's Little Early Risers
viii cure you promptly. pleasantly and
by removing the congestion
and causing ;he bile duets 10 open and
h5w naturally. They are good pills
Charles Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

]. D. Bridge, editor and proprietor Of
the Democrat Lancaster, " H., says: 81
would not be without One Minute Cough
Cure for my boy when troubled with
cough or cold. L Is the best remedy for
Group l ever used" Charles Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18
s, 8, s. FOR THE BLOOD

Some O, the new designs IN bedroom
wall paper are better than alarm clocks
in that instead OF waking persons a, a
given time they would never le, them
80 10 sleep at all.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

Don't think YOU can cure that slight
alta k Of dyspepsia by dieting, or that It
will cure itself Kodol Dyspepsia cure
VIII cure it; /, "digests what you eat"
and restores the digestive organs to
health. Charles Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

II makes nc difference now bad the
wound is II you use DsTlrs Witch
Hazel salye; 1t will quickly heal and
leave no scar. Charles Rogers.
Every air castle a woman builds has
a man in his bsst clothes raklng up the
front yard.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

Pneumonia, la grippe. coughs, colds,
Group and whOOping cough readily Yield
to One Minute Cough Cure. Use the
remedy in time and save Doctors bill
or the undertakers. Charles Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

Some Of the results OF neglected dys-
.pepilc conditions Of the stomach are
cancer, consumption, heart disease and
epilepsy 6odoI dyspepsia Cure pre-
vents all this by effecting a quick cure
in al cases Of dyspepsa. Charles Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18
4 - - g -. R Z L..
R..,.b. 1Ihs A1t You Haze EaaS ecgri
sisaat'" at E1AzZIN/

The greatest ofrense you can give the
really hospltable woman is 10 fail 10 ea,
heartily OF the food she sets before you
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

A man never fully realizes the joys Of
home until he sits at his own table and
criticises his wife's cooking
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

A woman may say all sorts Of unkind
things about her husband, bur she Is not
true blue Il she lets anyone else say
them
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18
NC7vlTA MEDICAL CO.

\ man glorlhes a woman's freck,es into
beauty spots until he marries her. when
he soon tells her the candid truth abou,
ham.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

A woman has an Idea about every kind
Of a thing, and a man has every kind
Of an idea about a thing.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18
Q a = 70 @ Ii i a.
Bears tie n The Kind iqg Haze AIaals p0Irf
'-S 1a''' Of EENZAzt1ZGl

The average man owes most Of what he
is 10 his mother, most Of wha, he be-
comes 10 his father and most Of what
he gets to his wife.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

The bitterest troubles generally arise
from the most trivial incidents.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

Advertising rates car pe naa on Appfi.
cation to the business manager.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

The character Of a family can pretty
easily be read from the weekly wash.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

The Astonan guaranyees 70 It's adver-
Users the largest circulation Of any
newspaper published on fhs j. Columbia
river.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

All communications intsn0ed for publ
cation should be directed to the editor,
Business communications OF all kinds
and remlttAnees must be addressed to
''rhs Aatorian."
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18
WHITE COLLAR LINE
COLUMBIA River and PuEe, sound Nav'-
EAtlon Company.

Telephone leaves Astoria daily. sncss'
SilsSSs. isSSss ssboDrtland daily creep, sunds,
at a. m. .........,,i.
Vyhito Collar line tickets inter- hanfeavss
on rriephans. r. j Potter and ~
Thamnson TOR Astoria and all way po'nssi
riavei, ilwaoo. HsaView. Long beaeh' ans
NAhOo'"- A !. uATItON.
- a aCoT-r Ast6sia ASsnI
w. !" >Isra.ideat Tsianhoae No IL
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

thoToughy removing All waste aVcNmuat0ns anu InTNFI'
inc new strength and life to the whole body II increases
the appee builds up the energies and sends life
giving blood throughout the entire system
Mrs Sarah Pike, l1i Broadway, South Boston writes;
al am seventy year old and had not enjoyed good health
for twenty years l sick in different ways, and in
addition had Eczema terribly one of my legs, The
doctor said that account OF my age would never be
we'll again Itook dozen bottles OF s and II cured me
,,..,,lStnlr and am hAnnY 10 that
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

BY allowing the accumu'ations in the
bowels to remain. the entire system is
poisoned. DeWit's Little Early R'sers
regulate the bowels. Try them and you
will always use them. Chas. Rogers.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18
ARRIVE

'DnNy. tDhlly except Sunday.
Connecting At San Franciaco with Occi
dental q Oriental pacihc Mali and Oce
anlc steamship lines Tor
JAPAN. CHINA, AUSTRALIA
HAWAII AND THE PHILIPPINES.
REBATE tickets on sale dhiy oct " pet
Portland, Sncrnmcnto, and San Francla.
CO.. Net rates 81 frat -clAss, and 81 aec.
Ond-class, Including sleeper.
Rates and tickets 10 Elastern points .no
Europe. Also Jap1n, China. Honolulu
and Australia Can be obtained from ],
KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent lA Third ri,
X. KOEHLER, G.. VI. MARKHAM
Manager q. r. a r. A
Through tickets East FOR lowest rates
Call on G. J. Trcnchard local agent
Wolls Fargo Company'E office. Astoria.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18
TERMS or SUBSCRIPTION.
DAILY.
enMl-WEEXLY.

Sent By nail, per ye,s. IN ADVANCE, ..Sico
Postage free to supscribera.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

There are none in the world ready to
confess that their influence by any pos
sibility could BE- bad.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18
Q a - u - n Ia.
pss,,tb. he Kind You Har Gi6aE Bought
Signature ee &>MHNzZu

Some persons are so peryerse tnat they
do not enjoy Strawberries when they
come within their purse range.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

Take Laxative Bromo QulnIne Tablets
Al druggists refund the monsy II It falls
to cure % cents. The genuine has l..
i. O. on each tablet
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

The woman who doesn't own any furs
Is spared the worry about moths destroy
ing them.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

TIDE TABLE-May, 1899,
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

HIGH WATER Low WAFER
DATE a.1P.M. a. N. P.A.
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18
5. S. S. Is a Great Blessing 10
Old People. Il Gives Them P:si P!s;

older people can be avoided Most elderl,
people are very susceptible TO illness
but Il is wholly unnecessary. BY keep
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18
NEVER TOO OLD
TO Be CURED.

Age does not necessarily mean
feebleneSs and I'll health. and
nearly all OF the sickness among
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

the remedy which will heel
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

-SeA2hHSA feel as we'll asI ever did in my life
NEW Loving Of ColQuitt Ga, says: For eight
- Ssars suffered tortures from q fiery eruption on
INV SKIN tried almost every known remedy but they
failed one by and was told that S my age which S Is
- ~ wall sgain finally took S, s. s.. and It ceansed
NV blood thoroughly and now am In perfect health"
The daily morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1883-1899, 1899-05-18

inc their blood pure they can fortity themseIve'
40 as TO escape three.tourths Of the ailments
from which they suffer so generally, 5, s, S, i
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09
CRAPTER XXI.
The End of the Struggle.

1t is impossible to give any idea Of
the state Of mind was in, as waited
in a dismal ante-room for the reply
from London. 1t is harly too much to
say that was sick with anxiety, and
even more sick and disguised with my
own conduct, and the vile plots that
had led me into this horrible mess.
More than once during my converse
ton with the chief Of the secret police
I had been on the point Of throwing up
the sponge-declining to answer any
further questions, and suffering in ST.
lence whatever punishment might be
in store for me.
1t was only the remembrance of the
Princess Irene. and of what her fate
might be if gave up the contest, that
neryed me to go on. And, indeed, had
HOW gone so far that the easier and the
safer, If not the nest moral, course
was to go forward rather than back.
Having made up my mind to deceive
NJ. de Noille1f if possible, the lies ap-
| peared to suggest themselves as went
! along. and were. indeed, a necessity.
vowed that if could only obtain my
liberty by the help Of these untruths.
| would cultivate a Quaker-like simple.
ity of language for the remainder OF
my life.
Sooner than 1 had expected, l was
summoned to appear again before NJ.
de Noilleff. When I entered his room.
he was reading a telegram which had
| lust arrived.
'This Dispatch he said. "does. to a
certain extent. bear out your story"
(rrrom this drew the Inference that
Davis had been discreetly silent about
, the episode of the train9 "You may
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09
chance Of the offer to visit this den be.

chance Of the offer to visit this den be.
ing repeated?"
II see no reason why It should not
he. 1t is quite possible that the fact Of
my arrest may tend to strengthen the
ccnspirators' confidence in my zeal and
fidelity"
eff that is all that is required, it
would not be impossible to apply the
stimulus a second time," said the chief,
with an unpleasant grin.
"In that case, the Government of the
Car will have to dispense with my
poor services in the future" said,
gravely.
''Let us hope it will not be necessary
to have recourse to measures of that
kind" said De Noilleff, as gravely. 70
this made no reply.
''Where do you mean to 60 when you
leave this?" inquired De Noilleff
81 shall go back to the boarding
house where l have been living for
some time. This is the only address in
ST. Petersburg at which the conspirat.
ors know where to find me-"
''Shall YOU not communicate with
them yourself?"
eff necessary. But would much
rather that they sought me Of their
own accord"
perhaps you are right. You had bet
ter go now; and remember that, If you
deal fairly with me, shall deal fairly
with you; and if you are successful In
unearthing this foul conspiracy, you
will receive q princely reward: But If
you should attempt to deceive me, the
punishment you will incur will be pro-
portionate to the offense, which is as
much as to say that it would be some
thing too dreadful to contemplate"
81 am very well aware of that, sir,
but these considerations have no ter
rors for me-" l answered, calmly. AS
1 said before, my interest in this busl-
ness is a purely personal one. l am
not a politician. am not even a sub
ject of the Car. And care no more
for the ultimate failure or success OF
these schemes Of these consplrators
than do for the failure or success OF a
commercial venture in which l nave
no shares"
The chief nodded, and a satisfied eS-
preston came into his face. He
thought I had no interest but to serve
him. He thought he had bought me,
body and soul.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09
MERIT ALWAYS WINS,
"A SUCCESSFUL ENTERPRISE Is
BASED ON MERIT.
Tho Importance Of Informing the
Public Of the Value Of an Article
Through tho Leading
Newspapers.

The few remedies which have at
tanned to worldwide fame. as truly
beneficial In effect and giving satisfac-
tion to millions of people everywhere,
are the products of the knowledge Of
the most eminent physicians, and pre-
sented in the form most acceptable to
the human system by the skill of the
worlds great chemists; and one Of the
most successful examples is the Syrup
of Figs manufactured by the Califor-
mia Fig Syrup Co. Unlike a host of
limitations and cheap substitutes, Syrup
of Figs is permanently beneficial in it's
effects, and therefore lives and pro-
notes good health, while inferior prep
arations are being cast aside and for
gotten. In olden times ii q remedy
gave temporary relief to individuals
here and there, it was thought good;
but nowadays a laxative remedy
must give satisfaction to all. II you
have never used Syrup Of Figs, give it
q trial, and you will be pleased with it.
and will recommend it to your friends
or to any who suffer from constipation,
or from over-feeding, or from colds.
headaches, biliousness, or other Ills re-
the kidneys, liver and bowels.
pleasant family laxative made by the
California Fig Syrup Co.. and named
Syrup of Figs, figs are used, as they are
pleasant to the taste; but the medicinal
properties of the remedy are obtained
from an excellent combination of
plants known to be incidentally laxa-
tive and to act most benef1cially. AS
the true and original remedy, named
Syrup of Figs, is manufactured by the
California Fig Syrup Co. only, a knowl-
edge of that fact will assist in avoid
ing the worthless limitations manufac-
tured by other parties. The company
has selected for years past the lead
ing publications Of the United States
through which to inform the public OF
the merits of its remedy, and among
them this paper is included. as will be
seen by reference to its advertising coll
umns,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09
At the The.ter.

u
Behold me,
The encore fiend!
Gloatfng over my triumphs,
Past. present and to come.
l am the man with the
Large, spatulate hands
And the ample. open mouth,
Like decorative wreath.
When any one sings a song
Or tells story or
otherwise performs on the stage
clap and clap
And clap
Long after everybody else
Has stopped.
Ihere's got to be an encore
Or the show can't go on.
won't let it.
III beat my big hands
Iogether and stamp and
Holler If want to.
II l get tired 1 lean
one arm on the arm II the seat
And clap with slow loud
Chaps
TIL I get my secon wind.
Then let myself lose
Again.
I'm after my MONEYS worth. and
Usually I get it,
And l don't care people
Ihere's another .Jng finished!
NOW watch me make 'em
Do it all over
Again!
What! They w-n't?
Oh, I guess yes!
Just wait till get my arms
Loose and begin to
Work. Just
Watch!
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09
Not a Sportsman. ..

The other day man of Holland,
armed with shotgun, was pursuing a
poor lame quail, which had been limp
ing leisurely along, about ten yards
ahead.
"Why, Wildejager," called out the
farmer, who was watching the pro
ceedings, you're never going to shoot
that darned little chicken walking?"
Bonner und bitten, nein! I no
shoots him veil he walk. I Wait until
he zhstops," said the Dutchman, and
he did, too.-Tacoma Ledger.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09
Wheels in His Poetry.

The editor ran his eye critically
over the manuscript the young poet
had rendered. "It occurs to me-" he
said, "you use faulty form of speech
when you apostrophize the. brave old
years. What is there brave about the
years?"
"Well," replied the young poet, with
some stiffness, there are comparative
ly few people who can make century
run."-Chicago Tribune.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09
OF Course They Have,

OF Course They Have.
Smith-Did you notice that peculiar
sign on the door we just passed?
Jones-No; what was it?'
Smith-Orphans' Court.
Jones-I fail to see anything pecu-
liar about that. Orphans have as much
right to court as other people, haven't
they?-Chicago News.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09
English In Headlines.

English In Headiines.
The Waterbury Republican laughs
at the New Haven paper which alludes
pathetically to fatal drowning ac-
cident." This recalls the headline in
an esteemed Hartford contemporary
recently, which, with equal pathos,
read: Suicide His Last Act Very
probable.-Hartford Courant.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09
Onion Seed ESQ and Nm a III

Catalogue tells how to grow 1913 bus. per
acre as easily as 100 bushels Largest
growers Of Earliest Vegetables and Farm
Seeds. Earliest vegetables always pay.
Salzer's Seeds produce them weeks ahead
of others. Coffee Berry 15c per lib. Pota-
toes $1.20 Bbl.
Cut this out and send with 14c for great
Catalogue and 10 packages OF vegetable
and flower seed novelties to JOHN A.
SALZER SEED COMPANY, LA
CROSSE, WIS. Cw.n.l
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09
PATENTS.

List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Edward III. Burger, Duluth, Mimi,
safety pocket; Carroll D: Clipfell
Redwood Falls, Mimi, automatic
swinging stacker; Augustus S. Lock
rem, and o. Estwik, Pierpont, S. D.,
tongue cap and line guard; John U.
tuck, Minneapolis, MINI. syringe:
Merwin. Lothrop & johnson, Patent At.
torneys, go Pioneer Press Bldg, st. Paul
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09
The Remedy.

II am in favor Of giving the Filipinos
independence" said one debater.
$50 am t. answered the other. "And
I'm satisfied that the United States
controls the only reliable brand, and
that If we can get them to hold still
and try it they will like 1t. WASH
ington Star:
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

A Variety Of Jokes-Glbes and Ironies
Original and selected-Elotsan and
Jetsam from the Tide Of Humor-
Witty Sayings.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09

know that my life was saved by Piso'a
Aa Sable, Michigan, April q, 1886 e; N1nA'''
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09

A woman void of curiosity must tind
life as tedious as a historical novel;
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinire Tablets An
druggists refund the money II it fails to cure
&c. The genuine has L. B. O. on each tablet
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09

left to some people to speak theil
Llinds.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09

Bellows are not boxers, yet they,
often come to blows.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09

The woman who weds a 'bad egg
need mot expect to find the matrimonial
yolk pleasant.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1899-03-09

Pity the poor man who must live all
his days in the shadow of his wife's,
tame.