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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
STOP WOMEN
from exercising common sense? You
can't do it. As the old rhyme runs

from exercising common sense? You
can't do it. As the old rhyme runs:
"The mans a fool who tries by force or skill
To turn the current of u woman's will
For Il she VIII, she will, you may depend ont
And II she won't she won't, so there's an end on't.n
Common sense tells a woman that when
she's sick she needs a doctor.
Common sense tells a woman that in
disease the first question is not of man or
woman, but of recognized medical ability.
Common sense applied to advertisements
which invite women to write to a woman
because she is a woman and understands
women, p" will show the women so appealed
to, that it's no use to write to any woman
about disease unless that woman 10 q
physician.
Common sense used in the reading of
advertisements will discover that no claim
is made in them to a physicians knowl,
edge or diploma. And that is not because
the claim would be morally culpable as a
lie, but because it would be legally pun.
ishable as a fraud. The law permits you to
masquerade as a doctor in an advertise
ment, just 90 long as you don't actually
claim to be a doctor, or put M. D. after
your name. That's why the advertisement
Is worded write to a woman " instead of
write to a doctor.
Common sense has brought more thap
ha1f-a-million women, afflicted with some
form of female disease, to DR.. r. v. Pierce
as one of the most expert physicians in the
United States in the treatment of female
diseases. DR.. Pierce is a specialist. He
has given more than thirty years of active
practice to the treatment of female dis
eases. DR.. Pierce is not a physician " by
courtesy. He is physician regularly grad.
uated, legally empowered to practice aud
with thirty years Of experience in the treat.
ment of diseases of women, which he has
made his specially.
The offer of free consultation by letter
made by Dr.. Pierce is a real offer, an honest
offer. 1t is m offer backed by a medical
institution, with a worldwide reputation,
a staff of nearly a score of regularly grad.
uated physicians, a practice which reaches
every state in the Union and a record of
more than balfa-million women treated
and ninety eight out of every hundred
perfectly cured.
Write to a doctor. That's the first thing.
Write to The doctor. That's the next thing.
The woman's doctor, is DR.. R. V. Pierce.
Of the Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
A parsast f.ifa 1srassrvss.

After thousands Of lives have been
sacrificed, an apparatus is brought for
ward. and which, after having been
tested, is pronounced perfect. 1t is i'm
possible to sink it, it weighs only four
pounds and contains food and water for
five days. 1t resulted from a horrible
shipwreck experienced by its inventor
No discovery Of great benefit to human
ity seems possible without great loss OF
life. Take Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
as another instance. Before Its advent,
fifty years ago, people died from dys-
pepsia. Weak stomachs and liver dis
ease were terrors until Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters proved its power to cure
them If your stomach bothers you, try
it, and see that a private Revenue Stamp
covers the neck of the bottle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
A THOUSAND

Could not express the rapture of Annie
E. Springer, of 1125 Howard st., Phila-
delphta, Pa, when she found that DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption
had completely cured her Of a hacking
cough that for many years had made
life a burden. All other remedies and
doctors could give her no help, but she
says Of this Royal Cure: 1T soon re-
moved the pain in my Chest and I can
now sleep soundly, something I can
scarcely remember doing before. I feel
like sounding Its praises throughout the
Universe" So will every one who tries
DR.. Kings New Discovery for any trou-
BILE Of the Throat, Chest or Lungs. Price
soc. and $1.00 at Fischer & Co.'s drug
store: every bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
AuticipatinQ the Worst.

A cut-rate ticket broker of Memphis
tells the Scimitar an amusing incident
which occurred at his office this morning.
An old negro came into my place, said
the scalper, and said his wife was over
in Arkansas and wanted to come home.
She had written him once or twice, but
as he had not the money to pay her way
back, he had not been able to send for
her. She writ me ag'in today, boss ex-
planned the old negro, and she tole me If
/ didn't want her jess to say so. So |
wants to git a scrapper's ticket for her.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
ROBBED THE GRAVE.

A startling incident, Of which Mr..
John Oliver, Of Philadelphia, was the
subject, is narrated by him al follows:
II was in a most dreadful condition. My
skin was almost yellow, eyes sunken,
tongue coated, pain continually in back
and sides, no appetite-gradually grow
ing weaker day by day. Three physi-
clans had given me up. Fortunately, a
friend advised trying Electric Bitters';
and to my great joy and surprise, the
first bottle made a decided improve
ment. I continued their use for three
weeks, and am now a well man. I know
they saved my life, and robbed the
grave Of another victim" No n should
fail to try them. Only so cts, guaran-
teed, at Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
A SURE CURE FOR GROUP.
Twenty-Five Years Constant Use Without
a Failure.

The first indication of Group is hoarse-
ness, and in a child subject to that dis
ease 1t may be taken as a sure sign Of
the approach Of an attack. Following
this hoarseness Is a peculiar rough
cough. If Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
is given as soon as the child becomes
hoarse, or even after the croupy cough
appears, 1t will prevent the attack. It is
used in many thousands of homes in
this broad land, and never disappoints
the anxious mothers. We have yet to
learn Of a single instance in which it
has not proved e~ffectual. No other prep
aration can show such a record-twen-
ty-five years constant $ without a
failure. For sale by A. G. Ireland, drug
gist,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27

An editor prints his paper to give his
patrons the news Of the day, and for the
money there lie I'M 1t. He 10 presumed to
know Of what he writes, and he general
ly does. When he writes as he does In
the Leader Courier, Osceola Mills. Pa,
without fee or hope of reward, that
"Chamberlain's Cough Remedy acts
magtcally, and W. have found none bet
ter In our household. If you have a
cough, try It," 1t may be accepted as an
honest expression. worthy Of credence.
For-sale by A. c. ireland, druggist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
No Apology to Make.

I have noticed, said the Rev. DR.. Good
man, pausing in his discourse, that two
or three. Of the brethren have looked at
their watches several times in the last
few minutes. For fear their'timepieces
may not agree I will say that the cor
rect time is HAS. l set my watch by
the regulator at the jewelers. last
night. The sermon will be over at 1901.
1t would have closed promptly at ~ but
for this depression. Let us proceed to
consider now what the apostle means
when he says, l press toward the mark.
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27

As q cure for rheumatism. Chamber
laan's Pain Balm 10 gaining q wide repn-
tation. d. B. Johnston, OF Richmond.
Ind, has been troubled with thai all
ment since 1852. IN speaking Of It he
says: II nev found anything THAT
would relieve me until ! used Chamber
lainis Pain Balm. It acts like magic
with me. MY foot was swollen and pain
ing me very much. but good apph-
cation Of Pain Balm relieved me. For
sale by A. c. ireland, druggist.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease, a powder. 1t cures
painful, smarting, nervous feet and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy. 1t is a certain cure for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching
feet. Try it today. Sold by all drug
gists and shoe stores. By mail for Csc
In stamps. Trial package FREE. Ad-
dress. Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Row. N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
TRY ALIENS

A powder to be shaken into the shoes.
Your feet feel swollen, nervous and hot,
and get tired easily. If you have smart
ing feet or tight shoes, try Aliens Foot
Ease. 1t cools the feet and makes walk
Ing easy. Cures swollen, sweating feet,
nails, blisters and callous
spots. Relieves corns and bunions of all
pain and gives rest and comfort. Try it
Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores for Csc. Trial package FREE.
Address, Allen S OLE. sted. LIE Roy, N. Y
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
A Mean Man.

Gilson-I understand that Gilchrist's
wife has left him.
Willets-Is that so? What was the
trouble?
Gilson-SLa asked him what he was
going to give her for a Christmas present.
Willets-Yes?
Gilson-He said he had decided to let
her get her teeth fxed.-New York
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
RIO GRANDE { SANTA Il,
AND
DENVER & RIO GRAADE R, R,
The scenic Route OF the World.
Time Table No. 40.
fEfPectiye November -. 1891
effective November Il, $780,

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa with standard gauge) for
La Veta, Pueblo, Colorado Springs and
Denver, also with narrow gauge for
Monte Vista. Del Norte and Denver
Creole and all points in the San Luis
valley.
At Salida with main line STANDARD
gauge for all points east and west in
Guiding Leadville.
At Florence with f. & G. G. R. R. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
yer v It'll all Missouri river lines for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in standard
gauge sleepers from Alamosa If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. ]. HELM, General Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M
8. K, HOOPER, G. A.,
Denver Cola.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
Always q Domestic Affair.

Our wars, said the South American,
have one distinct advantage over the
wars that are waged on other parts of
the globe.
What is that? he was asked.
When you go to war, he replied, you
make it necessary for some other coun-
try to be at war. We don't.-Chicago
Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27

THAT THROBBING HEADACHE
Would quickly leave you If you used DR..
Kings New Life Pills. Thousands of
sufferers have proved their matchless
merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches.
They make pure blood and strong
nerves and build up your health. Easy
to take. Try them. Only rs cents.
Money back If not cured. Sold by Fisch-
er & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
A

A FRIGHTFUL BLUNDER
Will often cause a horrible Burn, Scald.
Cut or Bruise. Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
the best In the world, will kill the pain
and promptly heal 1t. Cures Old Sores,
Fever Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons,
Corns, all Skin Eruptions. Best Pile
cure on earth. Only Is cts. a box. Cure
guaranteed. Sold by Fischer & Co.,
druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
The Lessless Age.

It's a 'lessless' aye, remarked Sim
pers.
What do you mean? inquired Gales.
Here's a couple who entered upon q
l~oveless marriage, drove away in a
horseless carriage and received all their
congratulations by wireless te%legraphy.-
Philadelphia North American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
Still in Training.

Brown-Who was the fellow you were
quarreling with last night?
Jones-Oh, that was a member OF
last seasons baseball team.
Brown-Did he hit you?
Jones-No, of course not-but he
struck at me several times.-Chicago
News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
Retained with Difficulty.

Bigby started for Europe full Of a big
business scheme.
Did it succeed?
Well, yes; but he says that for M
spell going over he thought he should
have to throw the whole thing up
Philadelphia Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
Their Marrow Escape.

Mrs. McGorry-Oi niver was so
frightened in ahl me loife. Sure, dhe
car-r-r missed me less than six inches.
McGorry-Av yez hod gone a step fur
Their dhe children wud how hod a step
mother.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
In Time OF Peace.

Hipworth-I'd like to make a bargain
with you.
Sykes (of the next aat)-What?
Hipworth--If you won't give your boy
a drum on Christmas I won't give mine
a horn. -Philadelphia North American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
TO Winter in California

Has become q fad, and never did fashion
set seal on practice more wholesome, be-
cause the South Pacific coast Is the most
delightful OF resorts. The fad of the
Santa Fe route ID to convince every man,
woman and child going to California
that It renders the most satisfactory
service in every detail. Let us unite our
fads.
H. .. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
Personally
Conducted.
Excursions
10 The East.

Via the Santa Fe Route.
Three times a week from Santa Fe
In improved wide-vestibuled
Pullman tourist sleeping cars.
Better than ever before. at lowest
possible rates.
Experienced excursion conductors,
Also daily service between Santa Fe
and Kansas City and Chicago.
Correspondence solicited.
H. s. LUTZ, Agent,
THE ATcHIsoN, TOPEKA & SANTA FEE RY.
SANTA FEE, N. NJ.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
Notice for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. 1887

November II. 1892.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
and that said proof will be made before the
Register or Receiver at Santa Fee, New Mex
leo, on December q, 1899, viz: Juan Quin-
tann for the W X ne u, Sc Il ne a of SEQ. H.,
tip. is n, r. 10 9.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva-
ton of said land, viz:
Carlos Griego, Jose Ma. Samoa, Tomas
Quintana,. Juvencio Quintana, all of Santa
Fe, New Mexico.
MANUEL r. OTRIo,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
The way or The schsmsr.

De Faque-If l could get someone to
invest q thousand In that scheme OF
mine, I could make some money.
Crawford-How much could you
make?
Why, a thousand.-Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
Old Time Dexterity.

Joe Ker. The earlier watches were
much cleverer timepieces than those
OF the present.
Jacques Low. How so?
Joe Ker. They marked the time with
only one hand.-The jewelers. Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
NotA Home Remedy.

She neglects her family while she
goes about advocating the mind cure.
Yes, / know 1t; and then her own chill
dren don't know the meaning Of the
word mind.-Philadelphio Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
An Ambiguous Term.

Matchmaker. I'm afraid, miss, you
expect too much from your watch. 1t
isn't adjusted.
Miss Wilde. Are you sure of that sirH
If l find he bought it on credit I'll fling
1t in his face.-The jewelers. Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27
Beauties Of Nature.

Don't you love to see the sun rise.
Yes, when I can lie in bed and look at
It. -Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-12-27

To accommodate those who are partial
to the use of atomizers in applying liquids
into the nasal.passages for catarrhal trou-
des, the proprietors prepare Cream Balm in
liquid form, which will be Known as Ely's
Liquid Cream Balm. Price including the
spraying tube is 75ccnts. Druggists or by
mail. The liquid form embodies the med
icinal properties of the solid preparation.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1899-01-19
BRIDGEPORT.

Judge briggs is able to be about at
ter several days illness.
Thomas Cottrell, of Blaine, is recov-
ering from a severe illness.
Miss Laura Pasco and her brother
George are laid up with the grip.
The ewe connection to the Union
Hall building was completed yester-
day.
Mrs. John Clark, of Pasco, who has
been very i'll the past several weeks,
is improving.
Fred Amerine, of West Bridgeport,
has been seriously i'll for several days
with the grip.
Mrs. James Beck, who resides west
of town. is able to be about after a
months illness.
Robert Henry was taken SUDDENLY i'll
Tuesday evening. Yesterday he was
much improved.
Dr.. A. J. Heinlein left yesterday for
Columbus to attend the annual State
convention of health officers.
J. NJ. CHASER, travelling agent for the
Columbia Tailoring Company, of Gin
%cinnati, was here yesterday on bust
ness.
This evening at the Opera House a
masquerade dance will be given under
the auspices of the Union Hall Associa-
ton.
Max Wigginton has been released by
the jefferson county authorities, as the
grand jury returned no indictment
against him.
Engineer of Maintenance Of Way
Newall, CT the Cleveland & Pittsburg
railroad, was in town yesterday, where
he and Solicitor w. V. Campbell ar
ranged papers for the paying over the
$1,000 which the company agreed to
give toward the opening of Lincoln
street.
1t was reported here yesterday that
the miners of this place employed in
the Laughlin coal mines, at Martins
Ferry had been discharged. The re-
port was a mistake, as it was learned
the men were idle because one of their
entries had fell in and they were I'M
able to haul the coal out.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1899-01-19
MOUNDSvlLLE.

D. r. Meighen, of Littl9ton. was in
the city yesterday.
Clarence BurIey. Of wh3iing, was in
the city yesterday.
J. NJ. Sullivan, OF Mannington, is in
the city visiting relatives.
Charles Parrot, of Cameron, was in
the city ealing on friends yesterday.
The County Court is still in session
settling with the overseers Of the poor.
The Pension Examining Board were
in session at the Office of DR.. r. w.
Hall yesterday.
J. G. Tomlinson, city passenger agent
OF the Pen Handle Company, at Wheel
ing was here yesterday.
Peter Daniels, of Third Street, is con-
fined to his home with a very serious
attack OF the rheumatism.
The B. & @. company are building a
private side track at the depot for the
use of VIM. Kidder. the coal merchant.
The Epworth League will hold a de-
%votional service at the NJ. E. church
this evening. All are invited to at
tend.
A meeting of the City Council will
likely be held tonight, there being con-
siderable miscellaneous business TO
transact.
The Pension Examining Board was
their monthly meeting in Charleston
this week instead of this city as has
heretofore been the case.
The clerks at the p~ostoffice will be
placed under $4,000 bond this week.
Heretofore only the postmaster has
been obliged to give security.
Rev. D. L. Ash returned this morn
ing from Cameron. where he assisted
held at the M. E. church there.
J. B. Alexander and wife leave to-day
for Pomona, Cal, where they will re-
side in the future. Elmer Booth will
accompany them. his parents having
moved to that city over a year ago..
The Welsh Concert Company will
give an entertainment at the school
hall on the Goth of the month. They
are said to give a very entertaining
concert, and no doubt they will be
greeted by a large house here.
Emmanuel Frances, the Oldest native
citizen of this county, died Tuesday
evening at the home Of his SON. Ed
ward. at Limestone. His age was 81
years, and for a number of years he has
been entirely blind. The funeral Will
be held this afternoon at | o'clock and
the interment will be at the Limestone
cemetery.
This evening Porter J. White and his
excellent company will produce the
great play, Faust, at the Opera House.
Mr.. White is said to be n of the best
actors on the road in the part of Me
phisto, and he has surrounded himself
with a company of high-class artists.
There will be no advance in the prices
and there should be a crowded house to
see this show.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1899-01-19
HOUSE AND SENATE.
Gable Subsidy Laid Over Indefinitely.
Notable Speech by Senator Bacon.

Washington, January 18.-The COM
mittee on interstate and foreign com
MERGE had the right of way in the
House to-day and succeeded in passing
quite a number of bills of minor i'm
p%ortance, of which authorized the con-
struction of lighthouses, fog signals,
etc. Then the bill to grant the Pacific
Cable Company a subsidy of $780, 600
a year for twenty years for the on
.struction and operation of a cable was
called up and a very spirited debate
which consumed the remainder of the
day, followed. The opposition was
headed by Mr.. Corliss, (Rep., Michi-
gam, who advocated the construction
of a government cable. No conclusion
was reached at the hour of adjourn
ment, and as the special order under
which the House was operating to-day
expired with the adjournment, and as
objection was made to fixing another
day for it's consideration, it goes yer
indefinitely until the committee can
get another day or until a special order
is adopted.
IN THE SENATE.
The feature of to-day's session Of the
Senate was a speech delivered by Mr..
Bacon, Dem, Ga.), in support Of his
resolutions declaring that the United
States would not assume sovereignty
over the Philippine Islands. Mr.. Bacon
is one of the orators Of the Senate and
as he gave himself free rein, not con-
filming himself to notes, he spoke strong
Iy and effectively. His peroration in
which he pictured the horrors of some
of England's methods of controlling her
colonial subjects vas a beautiful and
forceful bit of word painting.
Following Mr.. Bacon's speech, the
Nicaragua canal bill was taken UP and
remained under discussion until 6
o'clock. Amendment after amendment
was voted down and until almost the
last minute it seemed likely that a
vote on the measure would be reached
this evening; but just as a finalvote vas
about to be called for. MIR. Allison,
(Rep.. Iowa., exploded a bomb under
the bill by offering an amendment pro-
viding that the secretary of the treas
ury should issue bonds to raise money
with which to construct the canal.
The friends of the measure then con-
sented to- an adjournment.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1899-01-19
SEVEN YEARS
At Penal Servitude for Harry the
Valet'.-Stole the Duchess's Dia-
m0ndS.

London, January 1S.-Johnson, alias
Harry, the Valet who is considered
to be n of the c~leyerest jewelry
thieves in Europe, and who was arrest
ed in London on November %, with a.
mar named Lippman, having in their
possession a considerable quantity of
jewelry stolen from the Dowager
Duchess of Sutherland early in Octo-
Der last, on board a train running be-
tween Paris and Calais, was sentenced
to-day to seven years penal s~ervitude.
Harry, the Valet" pleaded guilty to
stealing the Duchess of SutherIand's
jewels and the judge postponed sent
ence TO enable him to inform the police
as to what became of the bulk of the
jewels of which only 500 pounds worth
out of $4,000 pounds of jewelry con-
tanned in the stolen satchel were re-
covered. The prisoner, however, in
formed the judge that he would not
betray his companions if he got a life
sentence. He also boosted that he
had made twenty bigger 'hauls" than
in the cause of the Sutherland Jewels.
and claimed to have reduced robbery
to a science, making it his business to
know everybody of wealth and conse-
quence in Europe.
The police showed that Harry, the
Valet lost several thousand pounds
in one week at Soho gambling club,
that he had the most lordly tastes and
lived in great style at a west end hotel.
He was betrayed in the Sutherland af-
lair by a former actress to whom he
was apparently devoted