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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24

Don't forget the Old Maids
Convention, next Thursday night.
Tickets only 25 cents. You will
certainly get the worth of your
money.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24

During seasonable rains is the
proper time to bed out Chrysan.
themums, Coleus, Geraniums,
etc. Roses may be transplanted
with a little care. A good varie.
ty of plants at the greenhouse
at 5 to 25 cents a piece.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24
Once Used Always Wanted

Thousands who have used John
r. Dickey's Old Reliable Eye
Water say so. Why? Because
it cures sore or weak eyes or
granulatcd lids without pain
Children like it because it feels
good when applied. Sold by the
Anti-MonopoIy drug store for 2J
cents. Money buck if you don't
like it.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24
To the Ladies'

l am now prepared to furnish
sweet cream from the Franklin,
Tenn, Creamery in any quanti-
ty desired. Dame, the Cream
Man.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24
For Sale

l have for sale the following
plated ware which must be sold.
Offers are invited. Eighteen
knives, Is forks, II tablespoons,
6 teaspoons, : butter knives.
Ct. g. STAPYLTON, Receiver.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24
Carpenter Shop

ID. j. Burnett, practical car
penter. Shop in the rear Of the
fire station. All jobs closely es-
timated and neatly executed.
Contract work speciality.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24

Our stock of perfumes, sachet
powders and toilet soaps lead all
others in quality and variety.
We also make the prices right.
Garrett & GeriS.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24
Horses and Mules

MeSsrs. Liddon and STANDBY
have just received a carload OF
fine Kentucky and Tennessee, all
purpose horses and mules, that
may be seen at their stable.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24
Beauty II Blood Deep.

Clean blood means a clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
tic clean your blood and keep it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving all i'm
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads.
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets,-beauty for ten cents. All drug
eists. satisfaction guaranteed. l0c, 25c, SOC.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24

Sash Buckles, Collar Clasps
and Crayno Beads. The largest
and handsomest line in town, at
+. Ct. b. Weihe's.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24

The toll of the toilet is re.
duced by using Craddock's
Medicated Soap. Sold by
Garrett s. Gerig.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24

We have big line of collars
and neckwear, the latest styles
at Dig bargains. A standard
collar for only 10 cents. j. W..
Hodges, at Fuller's old stand.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24
New Members Wanted

Anyone wishing to join the
Fraternal Union Of America can
do so by applying to h. K. Smith
for the next few weeks.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24

We have 100 tons OF well rotted
waste moss at our factory, very
fine fertilizer for gardens, that
will be sold cheap.
PITTMAN & MCINTYRE.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24

The biggest line of odd pants
in town, all sizes, colors and quail
ity, at greatly reduced prices.
j. w. Hodges.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24
Hammond Typewriters Lead

Call and examine the latest
and best machine on the market
and let US tell you why it is so.
THE OCALA Music Co.,
Agents.
Next door to the postoffice.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24

Vegetable Crates for
sale at the John Nc
Carthy Store at mill
prices.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1899-04-24

CA To1IA.
Bears sths n The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature ss &W2NzZw
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

Unlocked for complications frequently
arise when people fred with love young
dream seek congenial partner through
the medium OF the matrimonial papers.
This is what happens in the case oi
1.-The Real Widow Brown clean for
cical play. bubbling over with jollity.
which will be seen at the Opera House
next Wednesday night. In most plays
the characters are made to bring about
situations which are strained and un'
natural. but in Mr.. A. Q. Scammon's
latest bid for public recognition old lines
have been ignored. The real widow is
impersonaied by an audacious young
man while another gay young man
makes up" and assumes to be an old
deacon who believes he has found his at
fnity through the matrimonial Times,
and with whom he has been in cores
pondence. The mistaken identities furn
ish excellent opportunities for fun ano
merriment. The situations and climaxes
are irresisiibly funny. and the combined
efforts Of clever company OF farceur
TO amuse and create vast deal of laugh
ter is crowned with success. The music
is bright and up to date. the costumes
artistic. and the singing and dancing
specialties uneommonly good.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
Naval Orders

The following naval orders have been
issued: Lieut.. Com. w. Is. Caperton,
detached from the Marietta and ordered
home; Lieut.. John A. Edle. detached
from the Marietta and ordered to the
Dolphin; Lieut.. w. M. Irwin, detached
as inspector at South Bethlehem and or
dered to the Marietta; Lieut.. ]. N. Jor-
dan, detached from duty at Hartford and
ordered to the Marietta; Lieut.. +. S.
Kellogg, detached from the New York
and ordered to the New Orleans; Lieut..
G. c. Davis, detached from the New
Orleans ard ordered to the New York
Lieut.. w. w. Bush, detached from the
independence and ordered to the Hart.
ford: Lieut.. c. B. Price. detached from
duty at Newport News and ordered to
the Marietta; Ensign w. r. Cushman,
detached from the Yankton and granted
two months's sick leave; Naval Cadet F.
]. Thorne, detached from the New Or
leans and ordered to the Brooklyn; Lieut.
], p. ]. Ryan, detached from the Brook
lyn and ordered to the Dolphin; Com
mander c. H. West. ordered to duty al
the New York navy yard as aide to the
comm andant.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
Pleasing to the Eye.

Mr.. Shellman b. Brown, the young
and enterprising manager of the A,
w. & b. and b. 4 A. Short Line Rail-
roads looking to the comfort and
pleasure of his many patrons, has
made great many improvements TO
its holdings in this city which are
pleasing TO the eye He has enclosed
the grounds surrounding the depot ON
Bladen street with a neat and attrac-
tive iron railing fence; has thoroughly
renovated the building, inside and
out: laid off the grounds in the rear
with large and attractive flower beds,
and otherwise beautified the sur
roundings. Mr.. Brown is one of the
Youngest and most successful railroad
managers in the South. and by his
indefatigable push and personal
supervision of all things pertaining to
the comfort of the passengers, has
earned for himself a reputation that
others of more mature years in rail-
roading might rightfully envy.-Er-
dmiReT.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

Could not express the rapture OF Annie
E. Springer, of II2S Howard ST., Phila-
delphia, Pa, when she found that DIR.
Kings New Discovery for consumption
had completely cured her Of hacking
cough that for many years had made
life a burden. All other remedies and
doctors could give me no help. but she
says of this royal Cure-"lt soon re-
moved the pain in my chest and | can
now sleep soundly. something can scarce
ly remember doing before. feel like
sounding its praise throughout the uni
verse" So will everyone who tries DR.
Kings New Discovery for any trouble
of the Throat. Chest or Lungs. Price
90 cents and $I.oe Trial bottles free a
Feldmeyer Bros. City Drug Store. ever,
bottle guaranteed.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
CAPITAL JoTTINGs
Picked Up Here and There by Our Ubiqui-
tous Reporters.

Ptckeo Up 1etc auo uctS Ot Out Ooiqui-
tous Reporters.
Football hair is again on top.
The Indian summer girl will soon be
with US.
One of the drawbacks of being a
hero is that you have all the dogs named
after you.
DE Tanque-"l always like man
who greets me with a smile" Guzzler-
Right you are. Whatll it bes"
Many a man who can't afford to
wear a collar around his neck will pay
FIVE cents for one on glass Of beer.
When a perfumery manufacturer
fails his creditors consider themselves
lucky to get fifty cents on the dollar.
No one is proof against embarrass-
ment. A porous plaster is an unemo-
tional thing and yet tits sometimes taken
aback.
The naval Academy Band. left here
this morning for Alexandria, Va, to take
part in the sesqui centennial which takes
place today.
Among the callers at the Democratic
headquarters at the Carrollton Hotel,
Baltimore, yesterday were Gen. Frank
A. Bond and Frank A. Hancock, OF
Anne Arundel.
Capt. TIL F. Schley. U. S. A. and wife
are visiting the Messrs Franklin on
Franklin street. Capt. Schley has re.
Gently returned from the Philippines. hav-
inp heen ftirlouphed on account OF his
health.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
schley Advanced a Point.

The retirement Of Rear Admiral Henry
L. Howison has resulted in the promotion
of the following named officers:
Capt. A. S. Barker, commandant OF
the Norfolk Navy Yard, to be rear ad-
mlral; Commander Edward p. Strong.
to be captain; Lieut.. Com. ]. b. Briggs.
TO be commander; Lieut.. r. 7. Mulligan
to be lieutenant commander; Lieut. Uunioi
grade) J. H. Rowen. to be lieutenant.
Admiral Howison stood number three
in the list of rear admirals. His retire
ment advances Rear Admiral Schley
from number to number 8. and Rear
Admiral Sampson from number II to
number 10, placing the latter at the head
of the list OF junior rear admirals.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
Three Doctors in Consultation
LFrom BENJAMIN. Franklin.

FROM benjamin FRANKLIN.
"When you are sick. what You like
best is to be chosen for medicine in
the first place; what experience tells you
is best. to be chosen in the second place
what reason ii. e.. Theory says is besl
is to be chosen in the last place. But il
you can get Dr. Inclination, DIR. Expert.
ence and DIR. Reason to hold consulta.
ton together. they will give you the bes
advice that can be taken.
When you have a bad cold DIR. lncli.
nation would recommend Chamberlain
Cough Remedy because it is pleasant
and safe to take. DIR. Experience would
recommend it because it never fails tC
effect speedy and permanent cure
DIR. Reason would recommend it be
cause it is prepared on scientific prinei
pies, and acts on natures plan in reliev
ing the lungs. opening the secretions and
restoring the system to a natural and
healthy condition. For sale by Field
meyer Bros, City Drug Store.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
COURT OF APPEALS.

The following cases were argued today
in the Court OF Appeals.
No. 75.-Colton & Schott. receivers.
VS.. Droyers Perpetual Building q Loan
Association, Of Baltimore. was argued
by William S. Bryan. Jr.. for appellants
and F. T. Henninghausen. for the aP-
pellee.
No. z6.-Eastman. Jr., VS.. Scott. AP-
peal dismissed under the tweniy-iourtn
rule OF the Court.
No z7.-Hopkins vs.. Cowen q Mur'
raw. receivers. was argued by William
S. Bansemer and Richard B Tippeit. fol
appellant. and Charles S. Hayden and
John T. Mason, for appellees.
No. 28.-Staie of Maryland VS.. kie'
fer. was commenced by VIM. c. Smith
for the appellant.
Assignments for tomorrow are Nos
20. 40, al, a., "a and 80.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
Naval Academy DENTIST.

Eleven applicants for the position ol
dentist at the Naval Academy presented
themselves yesterday before an oxamin-
ing board. composed Of Surgeon VIM.
r, DuBose and Passed Assistant Sur
geons George H. Barber and Michael r.
Pigott. All the candidates. except two
from Annapolis, were residents of Balti,
more and Washington. The applicants
went through regular course in two
periods. and today their physical qualifi-
cation were looked after.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
DROP SAILS will be received

. RoP o S A L S will be received
at the Bureau OF Navigation. Navy
Department. until IL o'clock noon, on
Thursday, the and day OF November.
1899. for the installation OF an electric
lighting plant at the United States Naval
Academy. Annapolis, Md. Requisite in
formation may be obtained on applica-
ton to the Chief of the Bureau of Navi-
cation. Navy Department or to the Su-
perintendent, Naval Academy, where
plans can be obtained for inspection. A.
S. CROWNINSHIELD, CHEF ef BH-
,ran. October 9, 1899. oIo
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

You ARE MAKING great mistake in
not sending for 10 cent trial size OF
Ely's Cream Balm. 1t is specific for
catarrh and cold in the head. We mail
it, or the 50 cent size. Druggists all keep
it. Ely Brothers, So Warren street New
York.
Catarrh caused difficulty in speaking
and to a great extent loss of hearing.
BY the use of Ely's Cream Balm drop
ping of mocus has ceasfd, voice and
hearing have greatly improved. ]. w.
Davidson, Atty at Law. Monmouth. Ill
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
That joyful Feeling.

With the exhilarating sense OF renewed
health and strength and internal cleanli-
ness. which follows the use Of Syrup oi
Figs, is unknown 10 the few who have
not progressed beyond the old-time medi'
cines and the cheap substitutes sometimes
offered but not accepted by the well-in,
formed. Buy the genuine. Manufactur'
ed by the California Fig Syrup Co.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
He Fooled the surgeons.

All doctors told Renick Hamilton. of
West Jefferson. o.. after suffering Is
months from Rectal Fistulo, he would
die unless a costly operation was per-
formed; but he cured himself with FIVE
boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, the
surest Pile cure on Earth. and the best
Salve in the World. 75 cents a box.
Sold by Feldmeyer Brothers, City Drug
Store
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
That Throbing headache.

Would quickly leave you. if you used
DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Thousands
of sufferers have proved their matchless
meri. for Sick and nervous Headaches
They make pure blood and strong nerves
and build up your health. Easy to take
Try them. Only IS cents. Money back
il not cured. Sold by Feldmeyer. Bros.
City Drug Store.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
OYSTER SUPPER.

The ladies Of Easiport M. F.. Church
viii give an Oyster Supper for the benefit
Of the church tomorrow, Thursday ana
Friday nights. October I9M aad 18TH. at
Eastport Hall. Tickets. including sup
per. IS cents. Come and enjoy one oi
the oyster suppers that the ladies oi
Eastport know how to get up.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
Los, Three Fingers.

While Joseph Weems. colored. aged
~ years. was at work with hay cutting
machine in the loft of Mr.. r. G. Clancy.
the liveryman. on West street. today. his
right hand was caught in the machine.
severing three fingers. DIR. Charles b.
Henkel dressed the injuries.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
AN ORDINANCE

To amend Article of the City Code, title
"Health Of the City" by adding thereto an
additional section, TO follow Section 26, and
to be designated as section s6 A"
SECTION l. BE Il ordained by the Mayor
Counsellor and Aldermen of the City of Annapo-
lis That a new section be, and the same is here
by added to Article al Of the City Code, title
Health of the city" to follow Section 76 and to
be designated Section s6 A." and to read as fol-
lows
zo A. No dead body shall be buried from the
City of Annapolis until permit shall have first
been obtained from the Health Officer, who
shall receive from the Treasurer, by order OF
the Mayor, compensation for issuing each
certificate, the sum Of fifteen cents. And the
Health Officer is hereby required TO keep cor
rect record of all such permits and report the
same monthly to the Mayor, Counsellor and
Aldermen. All undertakers or other persons in
charge of the burial of said dead bodies who
shalt neglect or fail TO apply for such permit,
shall be fined five dollars and costs. and in de-
fault of payment be confined In Jail for (ro) ten
days.
SECTION a. And be IL ordained. That this or
dinance shall take effect from the date of its
EDWIN A. sEIDEwITZ.
Mayor.
PHIL. r. PORTER. Clerk.
Approved Oct. 9th. 1892
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
L OS T..

The following Certificates of Stock Of the
Farmers National Bank of Annapolis, entered
in the books of said Bank in the name of JOHN
l.. BENJAMIN.
Certificate No. "a, dated October ssrd. ls77-
s6 Shares.
Certificate No. IS. dated November Sth, Is77-
10 Shares
Certificate No 46S dated January 18th. 1885
10 Shares.
A suitable reward will be paid for the return
OF the above named Certificates or information
as to their possession. given to the undersigned
ADELINR GARDINER
WIN. BREWER GARDINER.
olO3w Admrs. OF John L. Benjamin.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
Notice to Creditors.

NJOrICR is HEREBY GIvRN. that the Sub
~ scriber. of Anne Arundel County, has OBJ
tanned from the Orphans Court Of Ammo
Arundel County. in Maryland. letters tests-
mentary on the personal estate Of yOSRPH
s. n. BASIL. late of Anne Arundel Coun-
ty. deceased. All persons having claims
against the deceased. are hereby warned 10
exhibit the same. with the vouchers. there
OF. TO the subscriber. on or before the
FIRST DAY OF APRIL. 1900.
They may otherwise, by law. be excluded
from all benefits Of the said estate. All per-
sons indebted 10 said estate are requested 20
make immediate payment.
September, isop.
JOHN BASIL.
sal Executor Of Joseph s M. Basil.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
FOR SALE.
To the Public.

Mr.. Max ]. Fay. acting as temporary Manages
in Gottleibs Department Store. is assigned to
his duty as decorator and Mr.. Leon Goitleih,
proprietor of Gottleib's Department Store, re
sumeS his authority manager. Anyone wish
ing TO discuss matters regarding business will
please see the proprietor,
olo LEON GOTTLEIB.
Proprietor and Manager Gostieib's Dept Store.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

Ru||nQln's F0nOus Breed.
coALl COAL COAL /

Having received large supply OF
COAL, am now prepared to fill orders
for all sizes OF good. clean, free burning
COAL at the lowest figures. Now is the
time to lay in your supply OF COAL for
the Winter. Orders for either COAL OF
WOOD feft at my office on Francis street
will receive prompt attention.
VIM. DUvAL, JR.,
sI4 Coal Yard, West Street tx
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
CA TO O7IA.
rAs iss- :, The Kind You Have Always Bought
a'';;Is" so !; &,HAzzzM ,::,::. - !:

They were house hunting. This
place is in wretched condition, said
Mrs. Muggins; everything will have to
be repaired "Yes," remarked Mr..
Muggins; "see the stained glass in the
windows
FOR SALE-A three-horse power
steam engine and boiler. Price 500
Can be seen at the CAPITAL Office where
it has been running. having substituted
gas power for steam, we have no further
use for it, and will sell at scrifce.
STo oEIA.
Bsa,, ,be ,Ihs Kind You Have Always Bought
Asss'''' si &HAzzZu
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
ETo7EA


-Mother-"Willie. how dare you take
all the playthings away from your little
brothers and sisters!" Father-"Let the
boy alone, Maria Maybe some day
he'll grow up to be the head of a great
Trust.
-Blobbs-"What has become OF that
socialistic friend of yours. the one who
was always shouting that the only gov
ernment was self-government! Slobbs-
"Oh, he got married, and found out dif-
ferently"
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

osT.-A GOLD THIMBLE. BETWEEN
II Magruder Store. state circle and Market
space Reward II returned 70 Miss ADELE
RANDALL. College Avenue. olow
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

TOR sALE-A LOT OF CHURCH PEwS-
IL Just the thing for porch and lawns Will
sell cheap 10 get out of the way. Apply to w.
Md bZ&
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

a. FOR SALE REASONABLE-HoU
JJa No 1a Market Street Complete with all
fmproyemcnts-gas and papered all through.
Range in Kitchen and Heater I'm parlor All un-
derground drain Apply at No. 90 Conduit
street. OFT
Evening capital., 1899-10-12
OYSTER shell Lime For Sale

In quantities to suit. This Lime Is in excellent
condition either for fertiliKing or building use.-
Will lie sold cheap. Apply % Geo. c. BaIton or
A. A. sites. Annapolis, Nd, or Samuel b. Fra
zier Eastport. S2S
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

VNoR SALE. .-CoMFoRTABLE SIX ROOM
II FRAME HOUSE on Clay street. Now I'M
der rent at 81 per month. VIII sell cheap
Apply at CAPITAL Office. 10
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

ISOR sALE.--A ONR HUNDRED 400
IL GALLON GALVANIZED SHEET-lR0N
TANK, with spiggot holes at bottom and top.
suitnble for most any purpose. viii pe sold at
any reasonable price, Apply at the CAPITAL
office. aS
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

nURE APPLE CIDER FOR sALB IN
L quantities 70 suit purchasers. Per gallon
25 cents and ia quantities less. Orders left at
Mr. Dammeyer's D. Cor. College Avenue and Han
over street viii receive prompt attention. ol3w
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

T Osr-sMALL HAND CAMERA. WITH
l. plate holders between Main street and
West Annapolis Suitable reward II left ct MT
Randall Magruder' store. ol1w
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

NOR sAIE.-A SET OF CONE PuLLRYS
il and HANGERS. VIII sell at any price. 70
get them out Of the way. Apply at CAPITAL
office. as
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

PIGS PlGS-PlGS, FOR SALE.-
HTA A fine lot of YOUNG PIGS.
VW Apply at the CAPITAL Office.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

OIr.-On Maryland Avenue. between state
IL Circle and Prince George street. Heart
sHaped GOLD PIN Finier will be rewarded by
leaving at Is West street. to,l2w.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

EN FOR SALE BATTEAu, 20 feet long
lAk with 3 sails complete. VIII be sold cheap
h soid at once. Inquire at No. 81 Holland Sc.
Evening capital., 1899-10-12

INoUND-A PAIR or SKELETON FRAME
IT GOLD SPECrACLES in o leather case
with glove button fasten, with name OF Bon
schur 4 Holiness Phila.. makers. The owner
can get same by proving property and paying
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-12-09
AN ACTOR DELAYED BY COAL GAS.

There was dismay at the Irving Place Theatre
yesterday when the manager Heinrich Conrled' re-
ceived the following dispatch from Berlin:
''Schweighofer coal gas asphyxiation. Physicians
hope recovery eight days. Hope to sail on Lam.
Felix Schweighofer Is the star actor whom MI
Conried was &c bring here as the chief attraction
OF his season. lie TO sail next TUESDAY ana
was 10 appear first Christmas night. He was TO
make only a short stay and was to return ABOUT
the middle OF January. Mr.. Conred has been maxi
ing all sorts of extra preparations for his coming
rearranging his repertory, holding extra rehear-
sails and putting off plays that he would otherwise
produce The threat that the star might not come
oil might come late promised disaster to many well
laid plans Mr. Conried telegraphed for particulars
AZ once and informed Herr Schweighofers agent
that the actor positively must sail at the time
MANNED The strange cause given for the delay
also excited his suspicion. German actors are as
much afraid Of water cats, and more than once
Mr. Conrled has thought that he had an actor and
then found that he had not. because at the last
moment the actor found his nerve actually unequal
TO undertaking the perlls Of voyage. II Herr
Schweighofer fails to for any other cause
than sickness he will by the terms OF his contract,
forfeit 10000 marks. Mr.. ConI1ed dTeads the worst
and hopes for the best.