The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-05-03

Tie Writes oriil- Experiences Ia WASH
ingt0n and Of the Obstacle. That FREE
vented Him From Accomplishing the
Object Of HI. Mission.
Washington. u G.
| Tn the Iiditur.
| am nj ontI haribrokcn aud disknr-
| ridgcd GENERALLY. | hey been sol down
on, huncocd AMI politically hoodoocd
hey he'd all mi plans np-ui and hoomi-
| iashhn heapcd ontu me- vi men hoo
| klaimed III be Dimicrats. bni voted with
| the Republicans wen their votes wuz
needed. WIZ originally sent hccr hi
! Grover Cleveland 10 bust the Spanish
! freely aud prevent its ratilicashuu
| thankfully accepted hiz munncS with
| tibet objick III vue and | 0ncstiy hent 10
| fulfill mi part ny the contrack. But
everything hez work. agn me. aud it
IL doc tn him thrt ! relate even at this
late da how il wuz that ! failed tn ak.
komplish the ohieek nv mi misshun Mi
fust dooty. nv kource. wnz tn see the
Dinicrnic srnaturs and yoose mi in
flooencc IN hey them vote agin the freely
Wen il kun up in execooty session.
hurried around and Introduced miseif
aud told EN- tibet Grover and | expected
them tn du their dooty. | wuz dHbbly
surprized II find thet none uv en- he'd
ever hcrrd nv me before aud thet tina
| didn't care y Monumental kusS about t.ro
yer nor what he wantid. Wen | ex
| planed Ia them The need nv Il CRATE ma
| tional $500 tn pnthoose and rejoogenate
| the two wings nv the Dimicratic party
mud make EN- flop tugcther in harmony
| wuz larfrd tn skorn and no atteushun
WIZ pade IA mi advice Sum ur the
yunger scnaturs he'd the impudcnse III
ask me where | WIZ frum. and one on
EN- askt me if mi muthcr allowed me
TN go on after dark. "Sich remarks ez
thet | hall iusultm tn II Moo Gersey
Bimerat,' scd !. aud | Kin punch the
snoot ny envy mHh tliri makes en- |
EN- n peaceful citizen. | en-. scd l. hui
] don't allow 10 man III tnrk IN me like
tibet nor IN make eny di4paragin remarks
about mi friend and next door n1hnr.
Grover Cleveland. - sum NV VA seem in
klined IN du.' WIZ in the Smokin'
| room ny the senate nj the limc. aud wen
! he'd liniSht mi bluff | ihot the scuaturs
wood 81 | wuz rite. Bui tia didn't. and
! VIZ further hanmilatcd hi hein run
| out hi the kapital police
| he'd diskuvFered. ioorin' mi personal
conYcrsashun with the Dimicratie sen.
| aturs. tibet tina he'd bin tnmpprcd with hi
tibet Dangerous yung man. Mr. William
j. Bryan, and the time WIZ IN short tn
undo all nv his poltikal inriggin | he.
gun IA feel il in mi homes ihct We wu2
|
| II petition -ncd hy Grover Cleveland
aud Carl Schura and ii lnt of Mussaehoo
| sits mugwunps WV red. prayin' fer IN
| hey the Eillipinos select their own stie
ny government aud ran il themselves
he'd notist, doorin the days nv our par
| tvs prosperity. tibet whatever Carl
Schnrl and the mugwumps wanted WIZ
niwnz beaten. Therefore wen | herd
tibet tina wuz agin the iice nv expanshun
sumhow fcll tibet mi MUSEUM wood
prove ahortv. and thct expanshun wood
| probably sit Il chance IN expand. With
sum ny our sennturS fallin intu line with
| he l,epuhliklnS, only wan hope wuz
| left, and tibet proved an illooSiv wun.
| nu tibet Agoncilo. the representative
ny ASuinado, wuz in town, and IN him
] went IA see whut ade and kumfart |
Good git frum the Eiiipecn insurgents.
Went IA hiz hotel and told him hoo | WIZ.
He sed he WIZ glad III sit help. even
frlm Il Moo Gcrsey nimicrat, Tor hiz
koz needed hracu up and now WIZ the
time fer action "Nn win hecr crate
nnu2e tu-morrcr. sed he. II hey cahled
tn mi Supporter. Aguinaldo fer him III
talk the aggressiv. aud drive the Amer.
ikins out nv Manila. Tibet win enkwrij
all our trends in the senate and yoonitc
'em ~ Wun man agin the trcctN. With
| the help NV Sich Republicans " ilnnr md
| Hale and Slch pimierats ~ yu repre-
sent. Mr. wilkins | hey the aSshooranec
| tn announce in advance tibet y CRATE vic.
| tory awatcS rs. In ortl"r tn establish
| tibet sentiment in mi mind lie ordered up
sum Shampauc aud invited me ia drink
with him ] viz not akkustume1 TN
SIGH rich punishment. heE,u ben hrot MP
on plane Gpplriark. hut | Wuz disposed
IN he sushu aud 81 | TUX ~rvri large
drinks. cNrcctin' each wood hr the last
| IL We progrcsl in the dSkli>Siou Nv in
tcrnaShunal nitarc> | saw more and
more konSiituotional reasons viii The
! freely shod NOT he ratilidc. aud Viii a fur
| rim people hoo we're rcddr to So il alone
| shpod not lac interviewed with. also
| felt Ter the time helm thrt | GOOD Ia
aside mi rrciudis ugin niggers. or half
niggers, or oven auariPr DiggcrS. ~ long
~ tha Good ia four dollars q hott,1 Ger
| shanpauc and lei me 'iriuk il.
| | rctivrd ia mi virtuuS coach thc night
| with The firm hrioef tibet the freely WIZ
! lrciru aud thrt Good so hak IN the
farm in Nou Jersey aud feel thm | he'd
| dun CRATE wurk.
| Alas, how VII mi hopes wn2 dashed the
! next la wen we gut word rrum Manila
| tibet Asuinaldo's ror>es he'd run up agin
| the \merln army aud vul most kusSid-
| " licht and tibet kgnncilin wux on hia
wa IN Canada. crnd still feel the cf-
| feeks ny the latter's ariStukratic drinks
Ven the disirrSSin informashun wuz
hrot tu me | he'd No hart Ia ,lu emmy
! thing after ,hct. fer it IL no yooSe to
! urgify agiu akkomplisht fax. The Amer
| ikm aag he'd bin fired on, ,tmerikin sol
gers he'd hin shot down in Manila. aud
CRATE puhlik iadisnaS hn wuz helm man
| ifestid all over the kountry bekOz the
| insurgents in the senate he'd dclade
nckshun upon the tree,y Won the final
vote wnz taken upon the raiihkashun nv
! the freely wu2 not disappointed In heer
tibet the game wuz up. We he'd huekt
the tiger nv ruhlik indicnaShun and he'd
bin chawed mp hi him. Cleveland, the
mugwumps. Agoncillo, Agunallo and
| uoar and Hale WIZ IN much nv an in
kougruous komhiuashuu to succeed We
shell hey Ia be mere karefnl in the fueher
wen we want ~ kiyer up our tracks,
hev no CRATE expecktashuns nv helm
able IN du much until the trubbel in the
Fillipeens IL over. Ii IL hard IN maik
people holeave rlet eny alliance with the
turin enemies NV the kountry IL IN the
politikal advantij OF the party thet tYize
IT. l shei. however. du mi best TIA de-
wise sum plan tn bring about condiShun
nv affares tibet will put us in more pa
triotik attltood. hut jest at present
must konfess il looks az tho we wuz ttin'
with bows and arrers agin rifles and
rapid are kannon. jest es Aguinaldo's
heethen did az Manila
EPIZoor WILKINS
Eruni AunlalnrN Farm Mirh l. next IN