The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-06-11
SEEN AND HEARD
in TIMMONY'S COURT

How comes it you are here?" to G.
NJ. Chamberlain.
We'll. do you know: ha, ha; it's such
a joke. ha, ha, A most remarkable CO.
incidence. Ho. no; excuse me. judge,
but you see, Jeffries is a boiler-maker.
ha. ha. ha, ha. oh. dear. Oh. dear, So
am l. see? ha, ha; oh, my; oh, my. So
we started out to celeb
Five dollars"
Flows that"
Five dollars
But, really, r.
by the great horn spoon. / thought
il was clam juiceI" exclaimed Mrs.
Dudley. Never once until before now
did l have an inkling it was whisky"
Sad" eSsayed the court; ten days"
Young Frank Palmer. accused of as
sault and battery by Alex Edgar. was
finally acquitted. The testimony showed
/ that Edgar. accompanied by a band
of about thirty patriots. went into
Palnner's blacksmith shop and stepped
/ on the latter's foot. The smith has
tised Edgar. and as they PASSED out
of the door piece of wire flew down
and hit them. A rock hear the. forge
became excited and ran over to Palmer.
| hitting him on the chin. and capering
about the shop until it bounced off
Alex think tank. The size of the stone
varied during it's brief ariel perform
ance- Near the door, where Willie
Rhodes stood. it resembled a boiled
egg. but at the time it passed Ollie
Love il looked like a pOrcupine. When
it landed on Alex it scrambled. His
head was bandaged in all directions.
and at times he would sob as though
hurt.
ITO use vulgar expression" said
Bismarck Diehl. sit appears to have
been a general mix-up.
| The argument was conclusive, and
the court returned his findings of ac-
quittal accordingly, instructing Palmer
on the fine points of pugilism. that he
might hereafter do away with cobble-
! stones.
Jack Mckee. the recognized leader of
| the famed and celebrated hoodlumanic
rusty dozen, was in court at the quest
of T. +. Bird. whom Mckee insuIted
and assaulted upon the street. A ham
mer and stepladder were brought into
play. and both Mckee and Mr.. Bird
We're damaged. Sentence was suspend
ed, but the kingpin of the concern got a
good curtain lecture and an unmistak-
able warning.
Our intention. judge. was to see the
I
up by Martin Gerrila. but after look
ing over the field we have concluded
not to wait"
What We're you doing in the box
caro-
why, my dear sir. that was a mere
accident The gentleman to my right.
with whom 1 am travelling. had never
seen one, and 1 could do naught but
show him around"
He looks it, (sottO voce). eff you've
collected all the souvenirs YOU can
carry, 1 would not advise you to lin
GER
I'm one of the SWEETEST cooks on the
road. if / do say it myself observed
Frank lie VOg- But the best of us
will grow drowsy. So l did; unusual,
though. Then the police came
And as for me-" said Larry Young.
I'm detective in disguise. I've been
working on the Charley Ross case for
thirteen Years. L have a clue
| These two, along with Dan Roberts.
just in from Battle Creek. and Joe
Rice. who is dying to work on the
Provo railroad, We're discharged
I'll go there" declared the latter.
| but if [ get chance to cut hay on
the road I'll do So" And with this
threat ringing in the courts ears. the
quartette sped.