Virginian-pilot. (Norfolk, Va.) 1898-1911, 1899-02-12

lilta ill., ni,.t Us OIL love may stretch
LIN, ne eias'.c bands of the small boy,
gravel sho Jter. and great winged anre,s
49, 81 up the mist as n Cloth and
49,. the veil from the eyes of niphl
~ ROPE is revealed. breat thing peace
ahu beauty; but when it comes to re-
inetnperlng the hour of the nocturnal
.sturh OF the old man, it is safe to bet
.Hc VIE mas 1t down fine. And then in
the morning she doesn't forget to nm.
iouu her pent up feelings upon the poor
lellow' just as though his head were not
already full enough. Forgetfu of His.
soner; ne takes 4 ;rlile more liberties
lhIi II" should, even with his own wife
Ihu Inc sequel is he goes down forsR ftt
CaSs' ihen 1t is she repents, and as shd
rei'ieinperS how the little ones will asy
ior num- and She will miss him bringim
IN enc WOOD and water. she relents AM
pegs lnr his return. but. alas! It is I'd
Iatc. mus ii IS that passion doth mai
monkeys OF us all while the old feelirf |,
vi iohonesS are slumbering and thh |
arc summary awakened in Tho houIIf
distress.
Morn, Mars. William. mornn' TO
20. ) surely glad Is loun you irf .
oillS CHS murnin, Mars William. dus !
$ mighty hustt.ed is. and is Mn
made up my mine is gWinc Ter To Yell
you all about ii. Mars William, Wat
ana down tore de stores on Chirch
street? Dey silk dar hans in dur
pockets an walks bacards and lizards
IN front OF de stores like dem nAiing
Terry Semmens only on IL cold tornin'
uey looks like dey is mos froz % def.
Is dcy Wachmans put out darto tax
keer of de things exhibited bJ de sto
Keeper or IS dcy gemmens WAT cant
got muffin else for 10 do? | tcliEo, Mars
iillu IN, one OF dem SemmcnsJiu make
me mighty mad dis mUrnin', and tlar
KUN very nearly being er fuss rite den
ana dar. You see / was cumii long up
de street and want mcdln vii nobody,
ana thinkin bout desc good clC.; what
You Gun ElDS me. when one Qdem gelM-
men Nims up and puts his yam on my
shoulder IN or most familiar manner an
- US ole man watts you vans dis Vine
muInn'. come rite cen; | Will sell YOU
Nunc me oVercoats vat newt vas" Den
Mars William. he tried 10 phil me III dc
store. tOiIlin all Dc tiinr a. tas as cr
irashn' machine. was strIsgiing 10
get lus and tryin SO git i'll or word and
tell him mad or good oVercoat at home
put hc seem bent on Gettin me in de
s,olc and cant had no notion lottin' me
git IN CT word We rested round dar on
Tie pavement for er while like two foot
bailers huclin' de line. ana den ] got
mad an jlr,:od lus. Stationed up. and
knos h. seen ] was Illustrated, and
says, look hear, Mistah. il yous got
such line oVercoatS You better put one
on ana YOU won't look so cole IrOmer-
nadin' up and down de pavement" and
cen JUS walked erWay and lief him
stan in dar shvvern. Oats de seckun
Time ono OF dem gcmmcnS dun stop me
anu dc mex time dcy do Il, Mars Will
liam, | wish YOU would port it to Mars
charlie kizcr. reckon he could make
UNI nave der scf ana let er pcaserblc ole
IL IL. 1g..s. IT.
fupin him. Mars William. is you got cr
par OF ole cuffs ana cr ole cravat what
you kin cib me. Is got to make or
speech at er wake out on Queen street
10 nlte, ana rs de CONAN was or big
member of de Shinn' Lite Siety de
kaison is Swinc To be sumthin extra
rhanNu sur. Mars William; Is gwine
rite strait and see dc Missus. thanku sur
aud d. Lord Dress you. l tell YOU,
Mars william, since you put me i'm de
paper lssGettin' tn be de biggest Niger
IN town. and Bill Land cant no whars.
is Viied ont on Nicholson street to-
morrow mite TO ac!l as jidge in err cake
walk III tell you bout de wake and de
or walk. too when I see YOU gin.
,Go1d-hyc Mars William, and de Lord
Dress YOU.
some people in this mundane lot.
which acts IS a sort Of resting place for
weary humanity, have an amount of
cneek. alias gal alias monumental
]umhnric audacity. equal 10 the effront-
cry Of bis black negress i'm crowded
street car. It's Il tribe cheeky for Il
iTlrnd 10 borrow quarter every week
ana forget ever to return them; its real
Saliy Tor boarding house Keepers to call
certain lual-ec hGaf- LII. -ninnnclc of
auoacious eiIrontory is reached when n
Fellow advertises to buy another fell
lows idea. The following want" has
Necn appearing in n daily paper for n
Vc:y long time ana consequently must
nave failed to bring the advertiser the
desired wish: Wanted idea. Who
tan think of some simple hing? Pro.
tcHt your ideas: they may make Won
rich Address Cheek & Can. Svindlcrs-
vie. crook county. n. c." I have seen
an sorts OF things advertised for from
Il flch. handsome man wanting we'll
connected wife CAS- though Il woman
coui9 De in marriageablc condition If
she were dis conncctcd), to the female
typewriter looking for a position who
says she is neither pretty nor prudish.
But the person must he hard up SURF
enough whom it is found necessary to
advertise for another's thoughts. And
then to heap M the Pile of imNuCencn
he adds that lie Will be satisfied with
even little simple conception of the
other fellows ina gnation inst rs
though anybody who had an idea would
be fool enough to acknowledge that it
was smell ono. However. it NAV b.
some satisfaction TO the fellow 10 know
that. 1T least. he has made an innOva
ton in the line Of advertising. and
change is mighty good thing. If it's
only quarter, and often saves n fellow,
the modification of waiting To he ask.
ed. BILL GOSSETTE
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