Devils Lake inter-ocean. (Devils Lake, Ramsey Co., Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1905, 1899-07-28
WASHINGTON, D. c.

WASHINGTON, u. 4.
Tu ths Editur:
Doorin my peramboolashuns around
Moo York I run intu moar different
kinds Nv Dimicrats than kin be yootilized
tn advantij in a presidenshul kampane
wen wi amt got enuf votes tn start with:
I hev alreddy ritten about the Tammany
samples and their gilt edged mogul, Mr..
Richard Croker. The severil uther kinds
wuz represented at the dollar dinner given
to Mr.. William j.. Bryan bi men hoo Good
drink shampane If tina Good git it, or hoo
Good squeeze thru the evenin on beer If
it wuz plentiful. l attended the humbel
feed In the interests wv harmony, fer l
foreseen tibet these f1tin %facshuns wood hev
to be harlnonized before tina Good be turn,
ed over tn ennybuddy next year. Mr.. Bryan
ia a brite yung man, but he talks tn much
at the rong time and not enuff at the rite
time. He hez but wun idee-free silver
and tibet hez grown ontil he sees nothin
else. He kinnot redooce his enthoosiasm
fer silver long enuff tn konsider a reeson-
able proposishun fruln the goldbugs hoo
kin turn jack and win the game in 1900.
Vile I Good reddily support him miself If
he showed me REGIONS enuff at a proper
rasho, I am afrade he wun't du, fer SIGH
statesmen ez MI. Croker, hoo kin maik a
rasho Nv hiz own ez long ez he runs Moo
York city in the interest NV pure politix
NV the Tammany brand.
The final feed tn wich I invited miself
wuz the workinman's dinner, WHARF Mr..
Bryan held up Thomas Jefferson ez aman
not much infeeriur tn hizself in sun,
minor respecks. I felt moar at home
amung sioh a MKT assembly, than I did
WHARF I wuz expected tn ware agwite shirt
and a swaller tale coat, fer it IL always
hoomiliatin tn be obliged tn masquerade
ez a gentleman.
I hev felt much enthoosed NV late over
the proposishun made bi Guvener Pin
gree wv Michigan-the man hoo taught
the Irish how tn raise potatoes in the
streets-in faver Nv havin the rest NV the
stats Potassium Moo Gersey tn secede from
the Yoonion and set up in bizness bi her.
self. Sich q sensible proposishun ez tibet
ort tn fill the sole Nv every Moo Gersey
Dimicrat with JOY. 1t IL egzactly whut
1.hev bin .longin fer-tu hev sum place
WHARF we Good be free frum the obnoxshus
inflooences Nv people hoo don't think 81
we du. Ez long ez we rename subjeck tn
the degradin assosiashun NV people hoe
kno moar than we du, we shell always BIZ
in danger w gittin lickt at the elecshuns.
1t woodn't maik no difference what we
kalled the moo government, wether it wu2
a staff or a republik OF a kingdom, SO
long ez it kontained the essenshal ele'
ments Nv democracy ez praotist in Hud.
son county by the imported reporters NV
Moo York. We Good in a short time revo
looshunize things and overtime the present
unnatural condishun Nv affares bi deposir
the existin staff government and installi1
in It's place wun upon witch we Good lool
with moar tolerance. We Good then be in
dependent NV the oppressiv %legislashur
enacted agin ballot box stuf1n, boss racin,
gamblin and moonshine a%pplejack. VIZ
Good soon maik laws tibet wood enkurri;
progressiv Republicans tn leev the stait
apd thus enable the Dimicrats tn return
tn their own. Grover Cleveland wood
naturally be our president or king. witch