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The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
A Sad Affection.

81 never saw anybody quite so abb
sent-minded as Billingsby What do
you suppose he. did?'
"Give it up"
"He actually let the surgeons operate
on him for appendicitis the second
time. '-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
Rough on AuntIe.

Tommy-"That church is over 200
years DID,"
Cissy-"My aunt says it's only 100"
Tommy-"Oh, well, l suppose that's
as far back as she can remember
Stray Stories.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
1t NIadn Him Angry.

"Fosdick received a valentine that
made him very angry"
"One Of those outrageous comic
things, l suppose?"
No, it is a pretty valentine, but 1t
was sent by express, charges to be col
lected New York World.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
A Perfectly Natural Query.

The Lady-So you are a hero of the
late war, Ell?
The Tramp-Yes, ma'am.
The Lady-Well, what have you done
with the money you received for your
magazine articles Puck.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

"Naw, you amt. You amt no little
man."
eyes, L am. Ma said I was"
Well, you ANTI can tell it by your
breath. You eat infants food. Pahi
Don't you talk about bein' a man till
you can eat onions, like me!'-Boston
Traveller.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
Our Co. Nerve and Brain Pills
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snptneA oist stomach in Uorning, flesh Edt and lacking In 6r6nnrEbraJ
ache. buring Of eyesght sPehs floating before the eyes'n nervous iTrtaTIitr.
poor memory chhineSs, alternating with hot hushes. lasitude throbbing'
gurglng or iumbhng sensation ia bowels, with heat aud uipping painI osra.
sonRly! phptaton ct the heart, short breath o n tzeruon, slow circull.
zion. Of blood, cold feet, pain and oppression in chest and back, pain around
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The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
Why It's All Right.

"They Say our ambassadors official
swallow tail coat doesn't cut much of
a dash in European courts beside the
gorgeous robes of other foreign ambas-
sadors."
"Yes; but there is an American in
side of it.'-Chicago Record.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
Force of Habit.

Have you no mercy!" she shrieked.
NO" Kissed the villainous drug
clerk, but" murmured absent-mind-
eddy, I'VE have something just as
good"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

Kings Daughter-Mercyt Do you
allow that h~alf-grown girl to read lola
and Ouida?
The Mother-I must do something to
keep her away from the newspapers
Life.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

1t is impossible that an ill-natUred
man can have any public spirit; for
how should he love ten thousand men
when he has never loved One?-Pope.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
a common Nxnertencn.

"Wiggs, do YOU believe that gold ever
growsY'
"Of course. When l have 1t, 1t CON
stantly grows less."-Chieago Record.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
BRYANT Revised.

The melancholy days are come,
The saddest ever yet,
When. we put our overcoats in hocA
Our summer. suits to get.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
OUR BUDGET OF FUN,
SOME GOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

A Variety of Jokes-Gibes and Xronios
Original and seleoted-Flotsam sand
Jetsam from the Tide of HumOr-
Witty Sayings.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

Piso's Cure for Consumption has been a
family medicine with us since 1S65.-J. r.
Madison, 2409 42d Ave Chicago, Ill.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

Nothing but wheat; what you Nigh
by a lecturer speaking of Western Can
ada. For particulars as to routes, rail
a fares, etc, apply to Superintendent
of immigration, Department Interior, OF.
tawa, Canada, or to w. H.. Rogers, Wa.
tertoWn, S. d.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

Two heads may he better than one,
but II foot is sometimes better than
two.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

Women, as a rule, have very poor
memories. but thry never forget the
people who say nice things about their
clothes. .
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

The darkest hour IN the history OF
any young man is when he sits down
to study how to get money without
honestly earning it.-Horace Greeley.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

Beggar Opathetically)-Ah, mister,
wot kin be worse than havin' no home
ter go ter?
Citizen Observation-Disclosures. my
friend-,nuzzin'-'cept havin' a home
that you've got to go to.-Philadelphia
Inquirer.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

When yOp hear of one woman speak
of another as being just her age, the
chances are she isn't.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
For the Whole FnmiIy,

A safe, sure, pure, perfect medicine for all
the family. Cascarets Candy Cathartic; bring
health, preserve health in the household. Drug
gists, loo, 25c, SOC.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

When a man has not Il good reason
for doing a thing he has one good rea
son for letting it alone.-Thomas Scott.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

Truth is might, but, fortunately, 4
lot of it can be suppressed.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
.Onlte tha Cnntrarr.

Biggs-Is your wife's mother still WIS.,
iting you?
Riggs-She is visiting us, but she
is not still.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

A progressive st. Louis woman uses
the telephone in making social calls.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

The father of thirty-two children has
died in a poOrhouse in Indiana.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

Be not wise in your own conceit
and never mistake the cOnceit of 9th,
ers for wisdom.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

Some people wait until they are re-
quested to do things, and some wait
until they are requested not to.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
Catarrb cannot BE Cured

Go and get a reputation. Ring off,"
-Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

"We have again met with heavy
loss" said the courier.
,"ln what way?' demanded Aguinal-
"Our army"
Oh, you mean n loss of soldiers.
Well" he continued, with an air of pa
tient resignation, 1--WE must expect
some losses along with the profts."-
Washington Star.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

The Shaved-Didn't you take off a
piece of my ear, then?
The Shaver-Yes, sab, but not
enough to hurt de Razzah.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

When a man fails he tries to make a
virtue of necessity.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
A Certainty.

Jones-In a roof garden show? I'm
possible!
Johnson-Well, I'll bet she's not
above it.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

This is Italy. We demand a slice of
China. San Nun Bay will do to begin
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

about four years | was a great sufferer from female troubles. I
hadbackache all of lifetime, no appetite, painsin stomach, faint
ing spells, was weak and my system was complete1yr run down.
1 also had falling of womb so bad that l could scarcely walk
across the floor. After taking two bottles Of your Vegetable
Compound and one box of Lozengers, can say 1 am cured"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
China's Renly

'Heilo, there! Is that Pekin, Chi
"YeS."
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

NNE reason Mrs. Pinkhans treatment helps women so
Il promptly is that they have confidence in her.
Through some of the many thousands of Mrs. Pink
hams friends an ailing woman will be led to write to Mrs.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
CONFIDENCE
HELPS 10
CURE

doctors in the city for two
years and had no relief until 1
began the use of your remedies.
My trouble was liberation of
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

erwin, Lothrop & Johnson, Patent At
1eys, DO Pioneer Press Bldg, St. Paul.
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15

uncle, Julius McCandless, and
family at Florence, for day or
two this week.
George Williams, better Known
as Penny" is back among us
again after taking an eight months
trip through Montana and other
western states.
James Graham and Tom Kissell
returned Sunday from High Park,
whore they have been doing some
assessment work on the Phil Grit
fifth mining property.
j. B. Click, having secured en-
ployment at the Williams coal
mine, moved his family up from
Florence Tuesday, and is occupy
ing one of the ID Q. Williams cot
tages on South Main street.
The management of the Colora-
do Supply company's store here is
tasked to its utmost capacity to
handle the trade, and extra help
will soon be used.
We learn that our friend, Tom
my Sullivan, formerly of this burg,
but recently of Elkton, has been
called to Chicago on legal business
pertaining to the railroad company,
in whose employ he was at one
time. REX.
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15

times as will ensure a steady push
ing of work on the building 1t
will be necessary for each of the
trims which has secured n contract
to go to work Immediately npon
the arrival of the building at n
stage where his work can be per-
formed to go to work at it in order
to have it completed within the
time set by the contract.
The brick work is to be pushed
as rapidly as possible and immedi-
ately upon its completion the rest
of the contractors will be ready TO
start.
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15
OUR NEi0hBORS.

The Journal wants Telluride to
be made city of the second-class.
The Denver Post says bright
preacher back east describes lay
man as zone who lays things upon
his pastor which he himself ought
to do" Nine-tenths of the min
listers of the land will applaud
that description.
Contracts covering all the re-
naming contracts on the new
Antlers hotel at Colorado Springs,
have been signed, and the con-
struction will be pushed at once.
Denver got five con tracts, and the
Gazette says, "the time limits on
these contracts are set at such
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15
Coal Creek GIeanings.

~
A. NJ. Ross, manager of Rock
vale branch store, and c. NJ.
Shenck, president of the Colorado
Supply company, with headquar-
tiers in Denver, we're transacting
business in the branch store in
this town Wednesday,
Elmer John, of Rockville, is now
classed among the counter jumpers
at the company's store at that
place.
Harry Snyder moved his family
nearer his work at the United Oil
company's pumping station, near
Highland cemetery The change
was made Wednesday.
Sheriff VIM. Hawkins was down
from the county seat Monday shak-
ing hands with old time friends.
Billy was living here at the time
of his election to his present
Office.
Mrs. DIR. A. A. Eddy WAS visit
ing her son, Edison, at Silver Cliff,
the fore part of the week, return
ing Wednesday.
Wholesale drummers are numer-
Gus lately, in fact as numerous as
snowHakes.
Roy Butler, brother of NJ. o..
Butler, one of the G. f d |. com
pany's officials, is now stationed
as company accountant at the Coal
Creek mines.
Another swell ball is on the
docket. This time il is to be Civ
en- by the Rath bone Sisters on
January l, 1900.
The heavy snowfall Tuesday
night necessitated temporary
closing down of the various mines
hereabouts. 1t also delayed our
mail about four hours.
Will Mcdonald returned recent
ly from South Dakota, where he
has passed the last ten months Wis
iting an uncle.
Mrs. Eva Eddy is visiting her
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15
COMING EVENTS.

Masked Ball OF Oil City Lodge
January IL.
Dance of A. O. L. w. lodge ON
Christmas night
Old time spelling bee at the
Baptist church, Friday evening,
Dec. %.
Ladies Bazaar of the NJ. E.
church, Thursday, December 81,
III basement.
Calico ball by Florence fire de
partment on Dec. 81.
Rathbone Sisters will elect new
officers on the last Saturday night
in this month.
Christmas dance to be given by
St. Adams Guild, Wednesday
evening, Dec. 27.
Annual election of officers of
Court Florence No. 26, f. of A. on
Wednesday evening, December 20.
A. j. Smith Post, No. 102, G.. A.
r. will elect officers Friday even
ing, Dec. %, in the Lobach block
The ladies of the G.. A. r circle
will give turkey supper and
grand mask ball, on New Years
night in McCandless hall.
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15
Special Invitation.

On our list are few subscrip-
tions that are not quite up to date,
and we trust those persons will call
ut the office soon, whether we get
time to see them or not Remem-
Der, You can get fine hand book
of Colorado as premium with
each subscription of three months,
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15
Notice to Our Subscribers.

1t is a matter of but a short time
and little trouble to put up box
either on the door post or at the
gate post, and this would insure
subscribers their papers. The
wind often blows the papers away
after they are regularly delivered
by the carrier boys, and this would
be avoided if box were placed
for the paper.
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15

viii sell the two magnificent
corner business lots, Just west of
George Wilson's hardware store,
corner Santa Fe and Main. See
J. j. Fitzgerrell
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15

All kinds of work promptly done
at the American Laundry, west of
the McCandless school, on Third
street. 54tf
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15

OK AGAIN.-rhe BurIngton's
st. Louis Specisl-leaves Denver
| 40 p. IN, arrives st. Joseph and
Kansas City next morning; ST
Louis next evening.
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15

You get the news fresh through
the columns of The TRIBUNE.
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15

The most elegant display of car
pets and linoleums ever shown in
Florence is Mt Deibert's. 53m1
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15

Tatum makes bicycles, Tatum
fixes bicycles. Take your wheel to
him; next to Jansen's paint shop.
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15

SIS will buy a good two-room
house on leased ground. The
lum Der is worth the money. Must
be sold this week. See j. J. Fitz-
gerrell. 60t6.
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15
New Orchestra.

Frank Keller, the pioneer must
elan, has organized the Florence
Orchestra, and is open for engage
ments for balls and entertain
ments. See him before engaging
music for dances. Phone 40, or
leave orders at City Drug store.
5Qtf
The Florence daily tribune. (Florence, Colo.) 1898-1903, 1899-12-15

% doz Children's hose, sizes
from ! to &, worth up to ijc to
clos this. lot out they go at
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-06-22
HOME PHILOSOPHY.
Observations of Commonplace Thing,
by the Atchison Globe Man.

If physician has a sympathetic
manner, he will have a big practice
whether he cures or not.
Good advice is like life insurance; II
you take it when young, it becomes
very valuable in old age.
A woman swears off from doing
church work as often as drinking
man swcars off from drinking
Although nearly every man attempts
1t, not one man in twenty can put in a
garden, and make it produce anything.
One thing that makes the ordinary
man look tough on the stage is that his
pantaloons invariably bag at the knee.
A woman gets as scared when he,
meat bill comes in as if she We're the
only one in the family who eats meat.
a funeral isn't more than half fun
eral If the people, for any reason, are
not given opportunity to gaze at the
corpse.
Women never see an old bachelor
without calling up a pathetic picture
of his grave, with no grandchildren to
plant flowers on it.
If a woman really loves her husband
she keeps him holding his tongue out
all the time to see if there is a coatinp
on It,
When woman gets up a church en-
terprise and loses money on 1t, all the
other sisters look as reproachfully at
her as if she had stolen something.
When girl who has been married rs
long as six months. comes home ia
visit. wearing new clothes that her hus
ban fought her, her family feels very
proud.
Gray hairs begin to show in girls
head by the time she Is twenty-eight
unless she marries before that time.
Marriage will keep her hair the natural
color until she is past forty.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-06-22

General benjamin +. Tracy. former
Secretary of the Navy, ana associate
of General Benjamin Harrison in rep
rcsenting this government in the mat
ter OF the Venezuelan boundary dis
pute, finds his kccncst enjoyment in
smoking. During his recent voyage to
Paris he passed good deal of his
time in the Smoking-rOOm of the stram-
or. But the general WAS nearly 80
years old before he acquired the taste
for tobacco. Previous to that time
smoking made him i'll.
During the early '7os he was en-
gagged as counsel in Il celebrated case,
and was compelled to devote not only
the day hut the greater part of the
night to his task. once when he was
thoroughly tagged out an associate
suggested that Il cigar with his coffee
might have Il soothing effect. General
Tracy Succumbcd to the temptation,
and before he was aware of it had fin
ished his third cigar They seemed to
quiet his nerves, and he was able to
work over his papers the whole of that
night. Since that time perhaps out Of
gratitude for the effect of those three
cigars, General Tracy has been a
smoker.-Philadelphia Post.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-06-22
The Silver Lining.

She was a bright, light-heartcd little
woman, and when her husband failed
in business, and they had to give up
their pretty house and go to lodgings,
she tried to make the best of 1t. For
hours after receiving the sad news she
sought some compensation for poverty,
and all of a sudden gave a chuckle of
delight.
"Oh, 1t isn't so bad being poor, after
ALL" she laughed.
Her husband looked ut her inquiring-
ly. "Why?' asked he, grimly
Because" announced the little wom-
an, confident that she had CHANGED
upon a shred of the silver lining to the
dark cloud, because we won't have
any servants to bother about"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-06-22
Bobv Mili;or,,.


There are many little peoa,
world who will have, as lon,
i've their weight in gold ev,,]
III the great Goelet mansion n
York is one little Vanderbilt M
another one in a grand palaes \
land Every day these wealth
ones ride in the parks in a n
rage, with a coachman and n
and every night they 20 10 \
beds of lace and down. The /,
of either one Of these babies 4,
Soo.UUo,oOO, or many tins
weight in diamonds. The On
land may also be a prince d
and he is already a marquis al
al other things he doesn't kpOv
about just yet.
Then there are the chlldr,
Gar of Russia, who will have
deal of money, and many 9TH
they will not all be happy, 70
do not make happiness, and 4
perhaps any one of these lit
who to-day do not know mud
being hungry or sleepy, will v
could trade places with a
cheerful man or woman, wi
own way TO make in the vOl
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-06-22

mcnt introduced by Major Taylor. The
oil is forced through the drill 10y means
of Il small rotary pump, which forms
part of the machine. Although the
barrel rotatcs ut Il speed of l,2Oo revo-
luton per minute, the constant rush Of
cold oil To the flcad is sufficient to keep
the drill and barrel perfectly cool, and
which issue in constant stream from
the rear buShing. The barrel is drilled
to Il diameter of 0.29J inch, and it takes
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-06-22

- minutes to complete the operation
The barrels are now taken to the
Strengthening room. where the opera
tor holds them up toward Il white sur
face with IL horizontal black line upon
it and looks through the bore. If the
bend is downward, the curved retlec-
tons of the black line on the surface of
the bore will be convergent: if upward,
they will be divergent. \ few taps
of the hammer quickly straighten the
barrel until the reflected lines are per
fectly true.