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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15

are offered 10 the public as ;he best cure
for disordered liver known. and but one
trial is needed TO convince he most skep-
teal OF this fact.
These pilb are very mild and harmless
IN their action upon the Liver and BOW
els. and where persons are suffering WIN
any Bilious Affections. and especlaiiy
Sick Headache. Costiveness. Dyspe2s.a'
or any disease u the LIVER OR SlOM-
ACH. they should always have box OF
them near az hand, and take 'hem 10y
directions found on the box.
The verdict OF everybody that has TAX
o., DR. David's Liver Pills is. THEY
are The best and most pleasant 3ills
ever took" All sufferers should give
them a trial Price. % cents a box. FIVE
boxes for g. For sale everywhere.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15

The first shipment OF cattle has been
received to-day AZ the Richmond Union
Stock Yards 10y the firm Of McComb &
Block
This shipment is one Of the finest which
has been received for many q day. and
was shipped over the Richmond. Fred
ericksburg and Potomac Railroad
This is the first shipment that has been
received over the Richmond. Fredericks-
burg and Potomac road 10 the magnf-
cent. convenient and well-equipped stock
yards
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the willard Bill. This bill is copied
largely from the insurance laws OF Mas
sachusetts. which state has probably me
best insurance laws of any state IN the
Union. This bill made IL a duty OF the
Insurance Department 20 Investigate every
suspicious IRE. and II ~ can DO proven
that there was any fraud, 10 bring the
evil doer TO punishment
The willard Bill was such an advanced
step In the way OF improved legislation
in the South. that the Fire Companies
at once reduced their rates in the State
Of North Carolina. from > 10 81 1-3 per
cent Had IL not been for the enactment
OF the Craig Bill. which unfortunately
was aimed al some Of the railroads and
dragged i'm the insurance and other
corporations. requiring them TO become
domestic corporations. the rates would
have been reduced even 10 larger ex-
tent.
The Legislature realized after its ad-
iournment that it had made great mis-
take in passing the Craig Law ond the
Insurance Commissioner Of North Caro-
lima after consulting with various mem
bers Of the Legislature, which will re-
convene next June, informed the COM
panies that the Craig Bill would be re-
pealed at that time, or modified 20 such
an extent as not to include the in
surance companies. On these conditions
a good many OF the companies re-entered
North Carolina and resumed business,
but a large number OF the old conser-
vative companies. and among them
some Of the best operating In the coun-
try. withdrew from North Carolina and
will await the action Of the next Legis-
lature before returning to the state.
JOHN G. DREWRY.
Raleigh. y. c., Dec. u. 1893
Our correspondent is Grand Secretary
Of the Grand Lodge Of Masons Of North
Carolina. He gives the Legislature of
Virginia some excellent advice and we
hope that il will bc needed. The in
surance business is not carried ON At hap
hazard. It is conducted ON scientific
principles and the rules and regulations
established by the companies which car
ry on this branch Of business are the
result Of careful study and experience
Whenever a legislative body attempts
to enforce unreasonable regulations, the
insurance companies will simply decline
to do business in that State. But II the
Legislature Will cooperate with the in
surance companies and regulate the
insured. beneficial results will follow. In
surance companies would rather have
good risks at low rates than bad risks
at high rates and they will always co.
operate with the lawmakers OF state
aud with those whom fhev iueure
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15

A VIRGINIA PAPER On STATE
BANKS

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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
THE LEGISLATURE AND INSuR-
ANII

We have received the following letter:
Editor Of The Times.
Sir: II was with sincere pleasure that
/ noticed your able editorial on "ln-
surance Commissioners a few days ago.
A. YOU say. the Legislature can do
something 20 help the insured. but not
through the creation OF an Insurance
Commissioner" This would simply add
additional taxation on the companies,
which would ultimately have to be borne
by the property owners through the
state.
The way to help the insured is to pass
wholesome insurance laws, which Will
minimize the moral hazard as much as
possible, and encourage the betterment
OF the physical risk at the same time
This will enable the companies to do bus
sness AT less loss ratio. and to this eX-
tent the honest insurer Will be benefited
The North Carolina Legislature at its
recent session passed bill known as
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15

knows IL. Worse than that 1t VIII nave
the effect TO encourage the insurgents TO
prolong the war.
But. Is It possible that any member OF
Congress would have this government
for a consideration withdraw its troops
from the Philippines and turn the islands
and all their vast interests over 10 the
Aguinaldo gang? The very thought OF
such thing Is horrible and repugnant TO
a civilized American.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY RATES VIA
ATLANTA COAST LINE

on account OF above occasion the Allan
tic Coast Line will sell tickets between
no,nts ON its lines at rate Of one and one
tbird drst-class fares for the round trip.
Tickets on sale Dec I'D sd. 2ith. 18th.
also Dec. 3oth and 3lst, 1894, and Jan. LIST,
1900. with extreme limit Jan. an, 1900.
I'm addition to above named dates, ucA-
cts viii be on sale Dec. 18th TO 2lst inclu-
sive. with final limit Jan. 4th. 1900. Cor
teachers and students of schools and col
I.ces upon presentation of certificates
eigued by superintendent, principals or
presidents thereof
G. $. CAMPBELL,
Division Passenger Agent.
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DAILY RANK sTATEMENTs
Buggy Smashed.

While Mr.. h. L. Lucke and daughter,
Blanche. were driving down Fifth street
near Clay. yesterday afternoon. they enc
deavored 10 cross the car track in from,
of an advancing car, and a collision fol-
lowed. The buggy was mashed and the
occupants thrown 10 the ground, but We're
not seriously hurt.
They We're taken into the residence Of
Mr. Cosby and Gained. They are from
Pole Green. Hanover county.
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TIMES BUILDING. .
TENTH AND BANK SIhf-bAo'
RICHMOND. VA.

the DAILY TIMES B, served by car
ricts GA thCir oNn account IN thls clty
when PAID weekly. but - cents per
month. when paid monthly. by man
outside az Richmond 81 cents a monln,
500 a ytdr-any where in the unlted
States. -
Reading Notices. in rcading-matter type.
u cents per line. ,
CARDS of advertising rates for space iuI-
uishcd on application.
Remit hy GRAFT. check postonice orctr
or REGISTERED letter currency sent DS
mail III 40 Tie risk OF tie sender.
Times Telephone Business once NtW
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NORFOLK AND WESTERN RAIL
WAY
Christmas and Now Year Holiday
Rates

The Norfolk and Western Railway CO
uiu seu during the Christmas holidays
round trims tickets to and from all points
on It's line al rate of a fare and ;hird for
lie round-trip: tickets 20 be sold Dec.
a3d 10 18th inclusive and Dec. Both 10 Jan.
ii inclusive. good for return tassase un-
nm ian an. 1900 Fare TO Norfolk ana re
turn $3.50. TO Lynchburg and return -. To
students Of schools and colleges holding
certificates signed by the superinlendenis'
nrincipais or presidents thereof these
tickets will also bee sold Dec. l'th 20 -lst
lnnlusINn.
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ALL Eor nrNCo,iBF.

Representative Williams. of Mississippi
y sterday introduced In the House a roso-
luton providing for the Withdrawal OF
our forces from The Philippines upon the
ledge Of the insurgents 10 grant certain
rade privileges and the repayment Of the
40. 10000 PAID by as Tor The Islands
Thi Is mere buneombe and everybody
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
Chilllrcn,s Chnrns.

The final rehearsal Of the Wednesday
Clubs Children Chorus will take place
tomorrow morning AT the Academy Of
Music at half past Q o'clock. with the or
chestra.
The full chorus must be present prompt
~. and any Of the children who are en-
rolled AS members but who. for any rea-
son. nave not received their chorus tickets
can get them al that time.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
Education Day.

Education Day was observed by the
members of the Auxiliary Of the Christian
Woman's Board Of Missions Of the Sew
cnth-Street Christian church Wednesday
night.
Tnere was a. very large number Of per
sons present and much-enjoyed pro-
sramme was rendered
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
VIGOROUS RUBBING

with Dixie Nerve and Bone Liniment VIII
cure rheumatism. pains in the back.
shoulders. sides and limbs. Stin joints
soreness in the muscles and sinews are
quickly relieved with few applications
OF Dixie Nerve and Bone Liniment IL
cures neuralgia. il removes and cures corns
and bunlons without pain. II is the best
Iniment for both man and beast. Price,
. cents
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
SCHOONER LOST.
Crew Saved and Cared for by Hog
Island Life Savers.

CAPE CHARLES. VA. Dec. 1i-Spe-
cial.-The three-masted schooner Rifle >
Derby. Of Philadelphia. stranded last
night on outer Hog Island bar The
schooner will be a total loss.
A portion OF the cargo Of lumber will be
saved.
All OF the crew were taken off by the
Hog Island life-saving crew in the surf
boats, and are being cared for at the sta
finn-
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
The Southern Bell Telephone and Tel

The Southern Bell Telephone and Tele-
qranh Company announces that tele-
phonic communication can be had over
its lines with Lynchburg. Va: Danviile
va; Roanoke. Va; Wakefield Va; Ap-
pomattox. Va: Farmyille. Va: Crewe.
Va: salem. Va: Bedford city. Va; Reds
Vile. n. c.. Charlotte. n. C; Columbia.
s. G.
For further particulars enquire at the
Public Pay Stations. and at Manager S
Office. 1914 east Main street.
SOUTHERN BELL TELEPHONE AND
TELEGRAPH COMPANY.
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CHRISTMAS FLOWERS.

Come and see our collection Of bloom
inc nlants for Xmas store open every
NIGHT next week. Now is the time TO put
in vour orders to avoid the rush. Roses,
yiolets. Lily Of the Valley. Carnations,
Narcissus, Hyacinths, etc.
MANN q BROWN,
west Broad street
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
TICKETS FOR PADEREWSkT rs
CONCERT.

We beg 20 announce To the public that
the rumor Of tickets for the Paderewsh
concert having been bought up by specu-
lators is entirely false. We have been
most careful 10 guard against anything
OF the kind. Tickets. just as good as the
first sold. can now be had.
WALTER ID. MOSES & co.
Managers.
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a small Eire.

\ small FIRE occurred az No. 3o09 VIII
liSmsburg avenue yesterday morning The
building was occupied as branch store
by owens & Minor Drug Company. and
Or. George Barksdaie occupies an upper
room The building is owned by William
Finkins and Son Assistance was sent
from Englne House 10. y
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
siriIrk a Blow.

Mr. Thomas wood, the defeated can
didate FOR president OF the Letters-Car-
riers' Association. who had some un-
pleasantness with Mr.. Jovner. says that
it was one of his friends not he. himself,
who struck Mr.. JOyner
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
THE GENUINE DRDavID.s

Cough Syrup sells FOR % cents a bottle
a. every bottle is richly worth dollar
II cures Coughs. Colds. Group. Bronchitis
and Throat and Lung troubles.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
Miss NIilholland Hurt.

Miss Mary r. MHhoiland, Of Baltimore.
who was returning from a visit to Rich
mond was severely hurt Wednesday By
the glass in the window breaking and
a flying fragment striking her in the eye
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
SOME POINTERS FOR YOU.

Small Regina Music Boxes from i7cts.
10 $500 Prices to suit all corners. Never
such a stock seen in this city. Walter
D. Moses d Coz 1905 Main ST.
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MOTHERS WITH CROUPY chill
DEI\

VIII and DR.. David's Cough Syrup the
hest on earth for Coughs. Colds, Group
bronchitis. Il cures the cough and gives
sleep and rest 10 the patient.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
acterN Rig Game.

Officer r. z. Brown. Of the FIRST Police
District. is on a furloush. lie has gone
TO Ragged Mountains To catch big game,
and his brother officers expect TO be well
supplied for Christmas when he returns
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15
SOUTHERN NOTES

~. O,.Til-, TDIn.tri.I 49, - ,l
cd the nr.ze m the S,ata fair for hein,,
the best weekly paper printed in Alabama
Kew. Iheroh II. hl'e' pastor OF 'he Cen
trail Presbyterian church. OF Atlanta. and
citv has received a call TO the Franklin
Street Southern Presbyterian church. Of
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PallcreMski.

The sale OF seats for the concert 10 be
given by Paderewski is gong on at the
store OF Walter d. Moses Co fhe con-
cert Will be given a. the Academy next
Monday night.
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Athletic Exhibition.

The Business Mems Class Of the Young
Mems Christian Association will give an
exhibition Of the regular class work In
all its forms this evening at o'clock.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15

What fine Xmas Present one Of those
marvellous Pianolas would make. Walter
D. Moses 4 CO. has just received
special shipment for Xmas.
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NiIsIC EOLIOS.

To close out am this stock. your choice
.r-,,, d, largo Dot twenty-five cents. some
/, orc strO. Walter u. Moses & co.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15

The GraphophOne makes an elegant
Xmas Present Walter u. Moses & Co.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15

Ask us for prices on best Anthracite
Splint. and Steam Coal before placing
your order for winter supplies. New
phone 272 WARNER MOORE.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15

Ask us fog prices on Dest Anthracite
Splint and Steam Coal before placing
your order for winter supplies New
Phone, az. WARNER MOORE.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-12-15

gee the Music Boxes at Walter D. Moses
& Cos.
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THOSE LITTLE WONDERS.

,,.,ore can Won find as acceptable "a
10, as a nice Graphophone? Come and see
hem. Walter ID. Moses a co.
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anywhere In the United states.
Specimen copies free
All subscriptions by mail payable Ia al
vance Watch the label on your paper.
~ YOU live out of Richmond. ana see WIZ"
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The Times IS always indebted 90 friends
who favor 30 with society items ana per
s0uals. but must ulgc that dIl such ne
sent over The signature of the sender
An unsigned commun cations VIII oe &c
1ccito alnlys.
MANCHESTER BUREAU 1921 HULL
STREET
PETERSBURG AGENT.
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STREET
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ED ABOUT EVERY TEN DAYS.
THEREFORE, DO NOT FEEL UNEASY
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pN TIE LITTLE PINK SLIP is NOT
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We DESIRE TO CALL TIE ATTEN..
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ESTABLISHED 1913.
OSCAR CRAM 4 Co..
ID Governor Street,
RICHMOND, VIRGINIA.
Fine Wines, Liquors
and Cigars,
aud Dealers in

beq leave to call attention to
their large stock Of the above
mentioned goods. most Of which
are of their own importation.
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THE SUNDAY TMEs. $50 d year.

THE WEEKLY TIMES Issued and mail
ed ln two parts. Nl.uo year Toy man
anywhere IN the United states.
SNllImln OuulNa IInc
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CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR ALL
DIR pAyID'S LIVER PILLS

Guitars. Mand0lins and Banjos' wa
ter ID. Moses & co.
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MANCHESTER BUREAU. 1921 HULL
STREET.
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PETERSBURG AGENT.
MRS :. C.. HUTCHINSON. LOMBARD
STREET.
Graham guardian., 1899-09-22
NEW YORK MAPLE SUGAR.
"a BELT In the Empire state which
surpasses verEnont'H Famous
Produet.

81 have sopped pancakes in the
manle sirup, and got toothache from
the maple sugar, and stomach ache
from the wax pullings Of the mapls
biLn's OF five states and 10 counties, all
the way fBom old Vermont TO Michigan,
including Schoharie county, ,. w
said man from that part Of the
state, "and have been ready TO stand
up and say, and to bet heavy on what
] said, that the sun never shone on any
land nor quickened it TO the production
of anything that could even begin to
think of being one-half as good as the
maple sugar that Schoharie county
boiled down out of its sap, or the maple
sirup that Shohnrie county got out OF
its sugar, or the maple wax that we
pulled out of both of 'em. But that was
before i got over into Otsego county.
When struck a sugaring-otf OF 0tsego
county's first run - sap had to admit
that had never known before what sap
could really be made to give up. But
by and by l was domiciled in Delaware
county. Then L stood up and declared
that had found out at last what maple
sugar really was. ! began to think thar
whatever Of excellence there was in the
maple sugar OF Shoharie and otsego
counties was due 10 the circumstances
ef their contiguity to Delaware county
and | reflected on how fortunate Scho-
harie and otsego were TO be there.
''As a matter of fact, now that am
reminded OF IL by the census we have
Just taken of this Seasons yield OF
maple sugar in those three counties,
and found that it isn't far from l,00o,-
600 pounds, don't suppose these is any
difference at all in the quality OF the
sugar made in all that particular maple
belt extending from the Delaware eoun.
ty Catskills on the south through Seho-
harie and otsego and into Cortland
county, this state, and embracing
Wayne and Susquehanna counties, In
Pennsylvania. lt the sugar makers of
that belt would only give the attention
to this business and apply 70 IL the sya
tematic methods that have made the
products of the Vermont Ulnples world
famous, they would soon be as fgfaegs
as their brethren in VermouE. As ii is,
their product ranks second iu the mar
ket 60 that of the Green Mountain state,
Anyhow, million pounds OF maple
sugar from a springs running q saI
in three counties ISN'T 50 bad. 1t sort
o. fills in the ch,nks in the bank Sc'
count, and makes US feel good for put
ting in the corn and taters. We're q
great nation up Schoharie way
N. Y. Sun.
Graham guardian., 1899-09-22
No Right to ugliness.

The woman who is lovely in
face, form and temper will always
have friends, but one who would
be attractive must keep her health
If she is weak, sickly and all run
down, she will be nervous and lr-
ritable. IF she has constipation or
kidney trouble, her impure blood
will cause pimples, blotches, skin
eruptions and a wretched complex
ion. Electric Bitters is the best
medicine in the world to
regulate stomach, liver and kid
neys and to purify the blood. 1t
gives strong nerves, bright eyes,
smooth, velvety skin, rich com
plexion. 1t Will make good.
looking, charming woman of a run
down invalid, only 30 cents. Sold
by all dealers IN merchandise and
II. p. Wghtman, Pima.
Graham guardian., 1899-09-22
A Tan. n, s.,t.

Lake Lefroy, in western Australia, is
a lake only during the rainy season,
AZ other times OF the year the water en-
tirely evaporatcs aud leaves solid iloor
of crystalline salt. This fl5or is almost
smooth and residents aIorg the shores
OF the lake have adopted an Ingenious
method of getting over It's harface,
The sailing vessels which are used in
the ordinary way while the water lasts
are fitted out with a set % four small
wheels, the sails being otll used for
propulsion. As the surface ot the lake
covers an area of over 100 square mixes
the novel boats have considerable
range Of travel. They are used 70 trans
port freight as well as passengers. and
are great saving in expense over any
other means OF transportation.--t hi>
cago Tribune.
Graham guardian., 1899-09-22


Commandments Ten,
which Wives Now Make FOR Married Men
Remember that l am thy wife
Whom thou must cherish all thy
life.
Thou shalt not stay out late at
night
When lodges, friends or clubs
invite.
Thou shalt not smoke indoor or
out
Or chew tobacco round about.
Thou shalt with praise receive
my pies,
Nor pastry made by me despise.
NV mother thou shalt strive to
please
And let her live with us in ease.
Remember tits thy duty dear,
To dress me we'll throughout the
year.
Thou shalt in manner mild and
meek,
Give me thy wages every week.
Thou shalt not be drinking man,
But live on prohlbltation plan.
Thou shalt not firt but must allow
Thy wife such freedom any how.
Thou shalt get up when baby erie;
And try thy child to tranqullize,
Also Austen's barber shop pat,
ronize.
These my commandments from
day to day
Implicitly thou must obey.
American shor
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