Daily inter mountain. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1881-1901, 1899-09-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY,

Here are some children's sayings re-
ported by The Chicago News:
Nov, boys said the Sunday school
teacher. our lesson today teaches us
that if we are good while here on earth,
when we die we will go to a place Of ever
lasting bliss. But suppose we are bad,
then what will become of us?' 'We'll go
to a place of everlasting blister" replied
a small boy at the foot of the class.
Mamma" aid small Charlie, Il think
I'll be a preacher when l grow up"
Very we'll, my son." replied the fond
mother, but what put the idea into your
head?" Well" replied the little fellow,
II s'pose I've got to go to church all my
life anyway, and it's a heap more fun to
walk around n talk thar it is to sit
STILL
Nice little boys are always the subject
of friendly interest, but one never knows
VIA kind of an answer to expect from
them when questioned. You are a nice
little boy said a kindly old gentleman
to a bright youngster of five; 'have you
any brothers," .sNo. sir" replied the
boy: I'm rather short on brothers, but
I've got sisters to burn"
Vulgar Trade.-she shuddered and
averted her face.
II marry for money! she protested,
is to sell ones self, II l can't see why it
isn't just as bad to Sell ones self as it is
to sell drygoods or groceries. Trade is
trade"
She was a candid girl, and scorned the
subtle articles of logic whereby some are
wont to still the voice Of conscience.-De-
trOit Journal.
A curious vote of thanks was recently
passed at a camp meeting in Georgia at
the last meeting of the series, and was in
the form of a resolution which was
adopted by a rising vote. The preamble
declared the tender of thanks to those
named in the following clauses. The
seventh and eighth clauses read:
"Seventh-To the railroad for the re-
duced rate of one and a third fare for
round trip to persons attending the meet
ing.
"Eighth-To Almighty God. the Father,
Son n Holy Ghost, for calling SO many
of His people together, and meeting with
them in power and demonstrations"
Shooting Tenant Gust arrived for the
grouse)-What a beautiful place to live,
Dougald!
Dougald-It's no bad place to live. But
! what wad We think o. havin' to travel f1f-
teen miles for a glass O whuskey?
Shooting Tenant-But why don't you
buy sone and keep it?
Dougald-Ah, mon, but whuskey will
III keep.-Punch.
A recent issued Of the Manila Times de-
clares that a restaurant In that city,
managed on the American system,
where one can get a decent meal with
out fear of being sickened by a mixture
of flies, cockroaches, oil and other abom-
nations, and for a reasonable price,
ought to be a little gold mine to an enter
prising man." The writer complains es-
pecially hat the Spanish proprietors of
the eating houses cannot be made to un-
derstand or satisfy the Americans de-
sire for a square meal" before begin
ming his daily work.
Typewriter Tactics.-"Miss Spellum
wears all her best summer clothes down
to the office"
SIS she In love with anybody there?"
mo, but she says it Scares her employ
err SO he doesn't give her much work t,
do.''-Chicago Record.
Says the Philadelphia Record: "Aftel
s~lumbering for several years, it is hoped
that the coming Grand Army Encamp
ment, with its thousands of old soldiers
will put new life into the project of thu