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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

On the Queensland, New South
wales, boundary line. on the edge OF
the Australian desert, an artesian well
has struck a yield OF water of 4.00o.'
600 gallons a day.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

The man who can look his wife in the
eye at 2 a. m. and explain to her salts
faction why he didn't get home earlier
is an exception.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

It's difficult to convince schoolboy
that the days in August are longer than
those in December.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

Whenever man gets the best of a
bargain he calls it cunning, but when
the other fellow gets the best of it, it's
n barefaced swindle.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

1t is often a,good thing for mans
peace of mind that he doesen't know
what other people know about him.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

FITS Permanently Cured. Nonts nervousness. aftss
hrst days use of DR.. Kline Great Nerve Restorer.
Send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
nR II. II. KLINE. Ltd. 93l Arch St.. Philadelphia 10
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

When a woman gets cat that is
good mice catcher she likes it SO much
that she feeds it SO much that it quits.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29
Prosperity For 1900.

Indications point to great prosperity
for the coming year. This is sign of
O healthy nature. The success of a
country, as well as of an individual,
depends upon health. If you have any
stomach trouble try Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters which cures dyspepsia, in
digestion and biliousness.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

Probably the majority of men would
be lazy we've it not for the fact that
they must either work or die of star
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

Cold contracts and heat expands.
This is especially applicable to the ice
mans income.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

When a girl wants to say mean
thing about another girl to man, she
says she has such matronly figure.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

By careful observation you will notice
that wealth brings happiness--as often
as poverty.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

Some people spend lot of their time
In explaining things they know abso-
lutely nothing about.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29
PRINCE DAVID.

drawing rooms which were vigorously
closed against his aunt.
Prince David has more than his for
tune to recommend him. He has a
good education and excellent manners.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

and Fever is q bottle of GROVES TAsrELEss
CHILL Tonic. 1t is simply iron and quinine in
d tasteless form. No cure-no pay. Price, 5Oc.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

If cost is the standard of excellence
it is certainly better to give than to
receive.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

For Lung and chest diseases, Piso's Cure
is the best medicine we have used-Mrs.
]. L. Northcott, Windsor, Ont, Canada.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

Sheer not at the Affections of others.
1t is doubly cruel to beat cripple with
his own crutch.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

The author whose books are popular
enough for paper cover can afford 10
cover himself with broadcloth.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

The average man is good nurse
when it comes to coddling imaginary
wrongs.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29
The Best Prescription for ChilIs

The very latest thing in dress goods
is the new baby.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

The starter at a race track is one
man who is always taken at his word.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

Many a man with a long creed sells
By a short yard-stick.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

| Cured A fter Repeated Failures With Others
win inform addicted to Morphine, Laudanuns
Opium, Cocaine. OF neverfailng, harmless, home
cure. Mrs. N. II. Baldwin, Box l2l2, chicago, Ill.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

It's always hard to convince a pretty
girl that love is blind.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

The man who listens to a political
orator gets the stuff.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

20 CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY,
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money IL 1t falls to sure
CSC. Z. w. Groves signature on each box.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

A mans strength is estimated by his
ability to fight against odds.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

A profile photograph is merely side
show
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29
Read the Advertisements.

Some people are vain because of their
many defects.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

Actions speak louder than words, but
various constructions may be placed on
them
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1899-12-29

Men naturally dislike to sit down on
tacks, but not on the tax collector.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
The Landlord Outwitted.

In the main hall of one tenement, on
the ground floor, we counted II chill
dren, says Jacob a. Riis in The Allan
tic. The facts Of life here suspend or
dinary landlord prejudices to a certain
extent. Occasionally it is the tenant
who susRends them.
The policeman laughed as he told
me of the ease Of a mother who covet-
ed a fiat into which she well knew her
family would not be admitted. The
landlord was particular. She knocked,
with a troubled face alone. Yes, the
fat was to let. Had she any children
The woman heaved sigh. ''S;x. but
they are all in Greenwood"
The landlords heart was touched by
such woe. He let her have the flat.
By night he was amazed to find a flock
Of half a dozen robust youngsters dom
iciled under his roof. They had indeed
been in Greenwood, but they had come
back from the cemetery to stay. And
stay they did, the rent being paid.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
PLAYING POWER.
Just How Great n Force Is Expended
on the Piano.

on the Piano.
The amount OF power expended on
playing on 4 piano has recently been
figured out in a way which, if not alto
gether accurate, is at least interesting.
Commenting on the statement that it
really requires more force to sound a
note gently on this instrument than it
does to lift the lid of kettle, says Wo-
mans Life, it is easy to verify it, if
one takes a small handful of coins and
piles them on a key of piano.
When a sufficient quantity is piled
on to make note sound, they may be
weighed. and the figures will be found
to be true. If the pianist is playing
fortissimo, a much greater force is
needed. At times the force of six
pounds is thrown upon a single key to
produce solitary effect.
With chords the force is generally
spread over the various notes sounded
simultaneously, though a greater out
put of force is undoubtedly expended.
This is what gives pianists the Won
derful strength in their fingers that is
often commented on.
One of Chopin's compositions has a
passage which takes two minutes and
five seconds to play. The total pres
sure brought to bear Oh this, it is eS-
timated. is equal to three full TONS
The average tonnage" Of an hours
playing of Chopin's music varies from
II to 81 tons.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
When to Stop Eggs and Milk.

'People over so would do well to
give up milk and eggs as diet" said
DR.. Henry NJ. Dearborne. "These are
the structure forming foods of animals
which mature in a short time, and
when taken in quantities by human
beings whose structures have already
formed they tend only to the harden
ing and aging Of the tissues"
DR.. Dearborne said that he had seen
people who were beginning to find
stair climbing difficult and who were
losing their elasticity much benefited
by eliminating these articles from their
diet. There has been a great increase
in the duration Of life below the age Of
so, statistics prove" he said, "but be-
yond that period there has been no
improvement" In his opinion, the per-
son over so should have as good a
chance to preserve life as the young
child just beginning it's struggle with
existence.-New York Times.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
Pig Bone Bracelets.

The natives of the New Hebrides
islands, in the Pacific ocean, raise pigs
for bracelets. The upper canine teeth
of the pigs are removed, and that gives
the lower tusks a chance to grow as
much as they wish. The lower teeth
grow, and finding no resistance, attain
good length. The teeth grow in a
spiral, and the tip often lies beside the
root of the tooth. Very rarely the
point grows into the root Of the tooth
and makes a complete circle. A COM
plete pig tooth bracelet is very valua-
BILE jewel, which is worn around the
wrist or attached to a string around
the throat.-San Francisco Call.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
DlSt1N sS tfjITIA ION !.


DranAtfc Clf1nAx to His IntrOductioss
ss ta4 CheyvfnE Tobacco.
long dine ago, when was.l mite
Of boy, said Edison, Il, with two
other little fellows, had saved up lot
OF scrap iron and tin and zinc which
we meant to sell when the holidays
came around. There was large boy
In the neighborhood q think he must
have become bunko steerer after
ward who knew of our hoard. One
day when we had been in swimming
he came to US and said
Say, You fellows, if you will give
me that tin and iron and stuff you
have, I'll teach you how to chew
The proposition struck US as being
very fair, particularly as he agreed to
furnish the tobacco. Well, we were
quite willing, so he brought some Ca
madam cut down to sand bank by the
river. He divided the stuff into three
parts and gave us each one Then he
said:
Now you must do exactly as l say,
and you must do it right away, or
you'll never learn to chew
Now, then he shouted, hold upr
eve held it up.
".Put it in your MOUTH he yelled
1--WE put it in. 5e
"'Chewp he hisscd dramatically.
"We worked away at great rate.
"'Swallow it, he screeched.
1--WE gulped it down, and then that
young rascal fairly rolled down the
bank with laughter, while we soon
rolled down the other side, sicker, l
suppose, than any of us had been in
our lives before or since. One of the
boys nearly died, and they had a very
serious time with him. That was my
first experience with tobacco" ."-Phila-
delphia Inquirer.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
sA ROPE al WORMS.
The Curious Procession That May He
Seen In Norway Forests.


Seen In Norway Forests.
In the deep pine forests Of Norway
the Woodcutters sometimes find ser
pentine object nearly so feet long
era rawiing slowly over the ground II
they did not know that it was made
up Of millions of little worms, they
might be frightened by its peculiar
appearance. These worms, called the
sc1ara, gather during July and August
IN large numbers prepara tory to mi
grating in search Of food or for change
Of condition. When setting out on
this journey, they stick themselves
together and form huge serpentlike
mass, often reaching a length of be-
between 40 and so feet and several
inches in thickness.
As the sciara is only on an average
about three thirty-seconds OF an inch
in length and barely wider than fine
needle, the number required to COM
pose line of the size above men
toned is enormous. Their pace is
very slow, and upon meeting an OBJ
stacle, such as a stick or stone, they
will either writhe over or around it,
sometimes breaking into two bodies
for this purpose. -
NJ. Guerin- -Meneville, celebrated
French naturalist, says that if the rear
portion of this wonderful snakelike
procession be brought into contact
with the front part and a. sort Of circle
formed the insects will keep moving
round and round in that circle for
hours and hours without apparently
noticing that they are not getting on
in their journey. Ii the procession
be broken in two, the portions will re-
unite in short time. ~,
The Norwegian peasants, when they
meet one Of these trains, will lay some
article of their clothing, such as belt
or handkerchief, on the ground in
front Of it. If the procession passes
over it, it is regarded as a good sign;
but it it makes 4 way round, the re-
verse is believed.-Chicago Record. =
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
GOOD LANDS IN MINNESOTA.

The best farm lands to- oe found in
the state are along the line Of the Min
neapolis & St. Louis r.. II. Purchase a
ticket to Madison or Dawson in Lac Qui
Parle Co, MINI. and convince yourself
that less than 80 bushels of wheat per
acre is a small crop. Other cereals, in
Guiding corn, in proportion. Crop fail
ures unknown. For rates and particu-
lars call on nearest agent of the NJ. &
St. L. R. r. or address, A. B. Cults, G..
P. & T. A. M & St. L. R. r., Minneapo-
lis, MINI. ... 7-24
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
GOING TO CALIFORNIA?

Th,n You will he interested in learn
ing that the Minneapolis e St. Louis r.
r. has through tourist Cars, with uphol-
stored seat and personally conducted,
leaving every Tuesday via the Southern
Route. with no snow. no attitudes, and
no Sunday travelling. Lravin. every
Thursday via Omaha, Denver, and Salt
Lake, the ''Srenic Line" crossing the
Rocky and Cascatr Mountain ranges.
Berths only 5000 through. Reduced
rate tickets. Address A. b. Cults, G. z.
& r. A., Minneapolis, Mimi. for full par
ticulars. 7-22
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
FRESH GOLD CROPS.
Localities Where the PreciGds Meta
A. Deposits Itself Annually.

Localities Where the PreciGds Metal
Deposits Itself Annually.
There are several localities where
gold may be said to grow every year
or, in other words, where fresh depos-
it's of the precious metal are to be
found annually.
One such district is in the Edmonton
country, in the Canadian northwest,
where, after the spring floods, from the
same banks and .'benches'' of the Sas-
katcheWan river there are taken every
year considerable quantities of gold by
a few diggers. who make their living
out of the business.
But the most conspicuous and inter-
esting case Of this sort is to be seen
near 1chang, in the province of Hupeh,
in China. For many centuries past
the banks Of coarse gravel on both
sides of the river Han, and in the
midst of the auriferous district there
is an ancient town called Li-kiu-tien,
which means 'gold diggers' inn" Its
inhabitants subdivide the gold bearing
ground among themselves annually,
stalking out their claims with parti-
tions. They pay no royalty and ap-
pear to earn no more than bare sub
sistence. But this may be doubted, as
John Chinaman is an adept at 'layin
low and sayin muffin
The annual river floods bring down
millions of tons Of mud and sand from
the mountains and this mud and sand,
which is charged with gold. both "fne'''
and in fakes, is deposited to depth
of six inches or more on the banks of
gravel. It is in the winter that the
gold is washed, and it is said that sew
en- men work about 20 tons of pay
dirt. in a day.-Cincinnati Enquirer
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
Selling the Opportunity

Miss Amanda" said the somewhat
elderly but we'll preserved bachelor
to the sparkling young woman with
whom he occasionally spent All even
ing, II think it is a shame the way
you treat that young Hankinson. If
I were he wouldn't let you play fast
and loose the way you do. | would
simply come and carry you Off"
IF you were he, Mr.. Upagain," she
replied, with downcast eyes, perhaps
it wouldn't be necessary to carry me
off, .-'....
Upon which hint Mr.. Upagain i'm
mediately spake, and the invitations
are out.-Chicago Tribune. -
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
A Fair jury.

In suit between father and son be-
fore Hoosier justice of the peace the
se1tet comprising the jury came in
after three hours deliberation with the
following impartial verdict: 1--WE the
jury agree to find judgment for neither
plaintiff nor defendant and find that
each pay half the costs.'' 1t is said the
verdict struck every one as being so
unusually fair that even the parties to
the action were satisfed.-Case and
Comment. #.'.-: ,1' r, si
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
Copper co:lored ]:
Sp1otc1les.

There is only one cure for Contagious
Blood Poison-the disease which has
completely baf1ed the doctors. They
are totally unable to cure it, and direct
their efforts toward bottling the poison
up in the blood and concealing it from
view. S. S. S. cures the disease posi-
lively and permanently by forcing out
every trace of the taint.
was afflicted with a terrible blood disease,
which WAS in SnatS at first hut afteryua rds
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
Excursion Tickets to Lake Sheteck, Tracy,


Will be sold hy The North Western Line
at reduced rates during the summer sea-
son, from New Ulnl, Mimi, on Fridays
and Saturdays at $l.S5 for the round
trip, limited to return the following
Tuesday, and at S2.95 for the round trip
daily, limited to return within thirty
days. Lake Shetek is d beautiful sum-
mer and fall resort, where the best of
fishing and hunting can be found, prai-
RE chickens, snipe, dncks and geese be-
ing plentiful. Good hotel and livery ac-
commodations at very reasonable rates.
The following lakes can be reached from
this point: Current Lake, Lake Slegel,
Lake Fremont, Lake Sarah, Bear Lake,
Willow Lake, Long Lake, Buffalo Lake,
Iron Lake, Beauty Lake, Lake Isabella
and Clear Lake. 81
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14

On her wedding day the Danish peas
ant girl wears a simple crown Of myr-
tie with her national costume varying
with the district, but always charming
and pots of myrtle are carefully
cherished by girlish hands through the
long winters in anticipation Of the
great event.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14

II The Russian, scepter is Of solid gold.
three feet long and contains among
its ornaments 26S diamond $50 rubies
and Is emeralds.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
Questions of Duty.

Il intended" said the German en-
peror, "to be guided in this matter en-
tire1y by my duty"
Eyes, your majesty" answered the
official, Il was desiring to call your at
tenticn to the small amount Of duty we
have been in the habit Of collecting on
these American articles. washington
Star.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14

NSAs>A w W. NASJ
spread all over my body.
These soon broke outinto
sores, and it is easy to
imagine the suffering I
endured. B efore I be.
came convinced that the
doctors could do no good.
I had spent a hundred
dollars, which Was really
thrown away. I th e d
tried various patent
medicines, but they did
not reach the disease.
When l had finished my
first bottle Of S. S. s. I
was greatly improved
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
Special Terms.

'ssDo you make special terms to bridal
parties?" asked the innocent looking
bridegroom. LA s--..-.
YES replied the honest hotel clerk;
Eve always charge 'em double rates."
Ohio State Journal
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
Excursion tickets to Lake Washington,
Kasota, St. Peter or Eagle Lake,

kas0ta, st. Peter or Eagle Lake,
Will be sold by the North Western Line
at reduced rates during the summer sea-
son, from New Ulm on Fridays and Sat
urdays to Kasota at $.95, to st. Peter at
500, to Eagle Lake at $1.30 for the
round trip, all limited to return the fol-
lowing Tuesday. and to Kasota at s1.55,
to St. Peter at S1.4O, to Eagle Lake at
$2.10 for the round trip daily, limited
to return within thirty days. Black bass
and pike fishing is especially good in
this beautiful lake, and accomdations
for fishermen, with abundant supply of
boats, etc, are furnished. Modern ho-
tells and other resorts along the lake,
with steam yacht add to the attractions.
For further information apply to agent
Chicago & NORTHWESTERN Railway. 81
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
MINNEAPOLIS, NEW ULM e. SOUTH
WESTERN RAILROAD.

{ Departure of Trains.
NJ. Is st. Paul, Mpls Pass 6:3O A. NJ
No. 80 st. Paul, Mpls Pass l1:l0 A. NJ.
No. So Winthrop Acc'iation 4 100 P. NJ.
Arrival Of Trains.
No. 54 Winthrop Acc 'tlation 100 A. M.
No. 30 st. Paul MDls Pass 2:20 P. NJ.
No. 16 St. Paul, Mpls Pass 8:55 P. NJ.
All Daily Except Sunday.
No. Is arrives Mpls $50 A. NJ. st Paul
10: go A. NJ.
No. 16 leaves st. Paul 500 P. NJ. Mpls
5:35 p. NJ
No change Of cars between New Tim,
st. Paul e Mpls.
a Close connections for Chicago Mil
Ayaukee and all points east.
For full particulars apply to
JOHN RYCZEK, Agent.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
A Diamond TRAGEDY,

Mrs. Joy-Oh, John, run for the
physician. The baby's swallowed your
diamond stud
Bachelor Brother be
hangedl I'll bring a surgeon Jewel
ers' Weekly. i
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14

Il AS many as 4,061 muscles have been
counted In the body Of a moth.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14

the result. The large red splo:ches on my
chest began to grow paler and smaller. and
before long disappeared entirely. I regained
my lost weight, became stronger, and my ap.
petite greatly improved. 1 was soon entirely
well, and my skin as clear piece of glass.
H. L. MYERS, 1ooMulberry ST., Newark, N. J.
Don't destroy all possible chance of a
cure by taking the doctors treatment
ofmercury and potash. These minerals
cause the hair to fall out, and will
wreck the entire system.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14

No-To-Bac for Fifty Cents.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure, makes weak
men strong, blood pure. SOC, 81. All druggists.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14

The Chicago Il North Western Rail
way, have erected a building at Milwau-
kee, which will not only bc novelty,
hut IL g,eat convenience 70 Commission
men, Wholesale Fruit Dealers and 9th.
ers wI'' handle perishahle isht.
This building permits the handling of
"a whole train load of perishable freight
under cover, at an even atmosphere, what
ever may be the condition of the wealth
cr outside.
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
VIM. PFAENDER.

State of Minnesota. S.. In Probate Court
County Of Brown.
Special Term, May 25th 1899.
In the Matter of the estate of henry P
Crone, deceased.
Letters TeStamentary on the estate of
Henry p. Crone, deceased, late OF the
County of Brown and State of Minnesota
being granted to Helena Crone;
It is ordered, That six months be and
the same is hereby allowed from and after
the date of this order, in which all persons
having claims demands against the
said deceased are required to file the same
in the Probate Court of said County for
exam nation and allowance, or be forever
barred.
1t Is Further Ordered, That the first Mon
day inDecemberA.D L. 1899, at 10 O. 'c1ockA. III,
at general Term of said Probate Court,
TO be held at the Probate Office in the
Court House in the City of New U1nl. in
said County, be and the same hereby is
appointed as hetime and place when and
where the said Probate Court will exam
inc and adjust said claims and demands:
And 1t Is Further ordered, That notice
of such hearing be given to all creditors
and persons interested in said estate by
forthwith publishing this order once in
each week for three successive weeks in
the New Ulm Review, a weekly newspa-
per printed and published at New Ulnl in
said County.
Dated at New Ulnl, Minn., the 25th day
of May A. r 1899.
p BY the Court, 22-24
5. a. GEORGE
(Seal.) Judge OF Probate,
New Ulm review., 1899-06-14
'S.S.S!tff56s Blood

is PURELY VEGETABLE, and is the only
blood remedy guaranteed to contain no
potash, mercury, or other mineral.
! Books on the disease and it's treat
ment mailed free by Swift Specific Com
pany, Atlanta, Georgia. .,