Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1899-10-18
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tor-Call 1t hand organ.
Larry-.Th' dog thot bit We hod his
tongue out Denny-Bedad. Oi wish
he bod hod his lathe out
$50 you heard man say he thought
Miss Bangs played the plano beauti-
fully?" Yes. You see 1t was deaf
man. "--Philadelphia Bulletin.
Stubb--I tell you thas old retired
sailor said the right thing when the
cyclone shook his house Penn W hat
did he say? Stubb-Shiver my timbers.
Pearl-Goodness Who Is that rude
man putting his cigar in our facest
Ruby--He is one of the men who de-
clares the smoke nuisance must be
absted.
"Jane, did you break the china
plate?" "Yes'm. You got taken in
with that plate, mum. It's weak 'un.
1t broke the fourth time dropped It."
TIT Bits.
johnson has quit playing poker, l
notice" YES he said that MS wife
cried about 1t so that he gave it up"
"Ah! see. Game called on account OF
rain. indianapolis journal.
Stubb-Why IN the world did they
call that feat, bucking horse Delayy
He throws every one that attempts 10
ride him. Penn-They called him that
because Delays are dangerous"
The Missionary-M erring brother.
have you been Chrstianized? The Ma
tiye-Not completely They have COB
bled all my land. but | stll have my
! few es.--Indianapolis Journal.
Miss De Puysterl can trace my an
cestors back to the reformation. De
Jones-fhat's nothing. can trace
mine back years and years before they
attempted TO reform. m.-Chlcago News
did the last show have a good rum
inquired the advance agent. II should
think 10. stranger" responded Amber
Pete, thirty miles with dogs an gun
behind you Is a pretty good run. aln't
itT'
"Of all the delegates that | met at
| that Christian Endeavor conventions"
said DR.. J. /. Hill, II liked him best
who, on being asked what his business
was said 4 am a cheer-up-odst.' =
| Success.
Jones-I actually believe my dear,
that you think more of my dog than
you do Of me. Mrs. Jones-I'd like TO
| know why you think so. JonesWell.
| you never allow him to eat anything
| you cook.
Scene-Canal side, Sunday morning.
Lady-Do you know where little boys
| go to who battle on Sunday? First
Arab-Yus. It's farder up the canal
side. But you can't go. Girls amt
allowed Punch.
| Torrance with nod)-Yer not works
in, Dinnie. Are yez out of a JOB:
Dennis-Shure, Oi fell off a nine-shtory
buldin' Yesterday, an Oi got mad an
quit Terrance-Aw, go on. Yer too
sinsitive.-Judge.
DO you know who you are under"
Numbered the British and German in
| one breath Yes" responded the ma
tive of far-away Samoa: some OF us
are under the weather, and the rest
| are under deluSlon.
"Aguinaldo declares" said the corpo-
raj with the newspaper. that in u few
weeks the European powers will recog-
nize him." Faith" responded the Irish
| volunteer. "his own muther wouldn't
recognize him II wac kitch him."
"Do more people die one season than
| they do anotherT' asked the promising
boy in the insurance office Il don't
know about that" responded the boss,
''but 1t seems very strange thai grand
mothers should always pass away dur
| ing the baseball season.
Ouinn-The bill passed by our Con-
gressman was identically the same as
the one passed by the New York Con
yressman. De Fonte-Well. it's a Won
der our Congressman was not appre-
| hended. Quinn-What for? De Fonte
Passing a counterfeit bill
| DIR. Quack-You seem to be much bet
ter this morning. OF course you fol-
lowed the prescription | gave you? Pa
tient-Indeed | didn't. If | had, the
chances are would have broken my
neck. DIR. Quack-Why, what do YOU
mean? PATIENT threw the prescrip-
| ton out of the third-story window
| Chicago News
City Editor-Mr. Strong has been in
to-day, and he had murder in his eye,
| How in time did you come to speak of
! Mrs. Strongs alleged husband in
that paragraph about her accident? j.
Fresh--I did it to steer clear of a libel
suit. You know you told me always 10
say alleged thief alleged murder
err" and that sort of thng.-Boston
Transcript.
An Irlshman who had taken seat IL
a theater other than the one his re-
served check called for was renon-
strated with by the usher, who insist
ed on his getting up and giving his seat