The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-12-15

Seneca supports a man known as
Jack, tho Dress Grabber." He fol-
lows women and cat ches their clothes,
and Is SAID to doa hustling business.
Anton kovalskl of Emporia fell
from lamp poleski and broke his
leg ski In Two places, but good long
pull of whlski brought HIM out all
rightski
TT. Scot wants to lynch the muir
derers OF Ediinger, but also likes the
long drawn out sensation of u trial
and fears To- kill the goose that lays
the hysteiical egg.
Gun club shoots were very popular
over the State on Thanksgiving Day,
but as the returns come in the affairs
seem to have been more of the nature
of shooting the shoots parties.
Wichita policeman now march TO
their beats not AS safety precaution
but because they "look so bloomin'
foine, don't yer know coming down
the street shoulder to shoulder.
A horseman at Cottonwood Falls
rallied off his pet running horse, but
before the new owner got away the
little mare won him $50 in a match
race and the owner promptly gave
500 to get her back.
Down at Pittsburg a dashing young
man drove his buggy into milk wag-
on aud all that there was left of the
mix-up of the dasher and the milk
was pile of butter.
An Atchison girl infant has declar-
ed her intention of being widow
when she grows up so she can have a
good time. Playing i'm the weeds is a
faverite childish amusement.
That strike of the girls in Swafords'
at Kansas City was Godsend to the
calamity press and they all ran 1t top
Of column. Up to date none of them
have noted the prompt granting of the
| girls request.
George Findlay is reported to have
declined 81 500 federal job in the
Indian Territory because he didn't
want to get out of Kansas politics
Many man spends more to keep
from getting out.
The Democrats are at outs i'm the
Third district, Congressman Ridgeley
having notified would-be Congressman
FarrelIy of Chanute that he intends
to continue his diet of pie. Farrelly's
supporters claim that they are being
treated unfairly.
Lawrence Ia all torn up over the
prospective electric road being built
by Mr.. Winner of Kansas City and
the people roar about the condition of
the streets as If they hadn't been
wading waist deep in mud for the
past twenty years.
Olathe wants two things, one a
Baptist THEOLOGICAL Seminary, and the
other sixteen young men for begin
ners brass band. Now if that was a
Salvation Army seminary the con.
nection could be more apparent.
A Topeka juryman wanted to give
Judgment against the Western Union
Telegraph Co. for $4,000 when O
smaller amount was asked for, show.
ing that great liberality for which
Kansas is noted.
Moorehead, in Labette county, has
n cooperative eating house which
furnishes meals at six cents apiece
but Kansas City bobs up with the
claim that five cents with glass Of
beer is all that is charged there.
Variation ON the didn't know il
was loaded item from the Ottawa
Herald "Phe little son of Sam Miller
of Williamsburg, was ahOt and killed
while playing with his brother to.
day" Rather young to get loaded.
Two Wichita boys now in Paris
/ sYtN tI.g
Jardin de Plantin and there saw q
Kansas Jackrabbit and two cotton
tails, and their hearts ose up I'm theiI
necks at the sight of these friends
from home.
The Salina Cement company, after
carefully investigating Texas find
has bought extensive gypsum beds
there and will erect mill. The Com
pany held off until assured that the
bed would last 400 years. That's the
kind of conservatism now ruling Kan.
sas business circles.
Some scientist has reported that
geese fed about gold fields whe1
killed are found to have nice roll
of gold laid away in their crop, and
it has been suggested that this
method be tried in the western Kan.
sas gold fields. One advantage o.
this Is the evident abundance of geese
nosing about the field.
Tom McNeal, of the Mail and Breezt
who has been keeping up brisk cor.
respondence with Aguinaldo, says
that I'm recent letter Aggie said the
only kindness shown "him by the
American army was the capture Of
his mother-in-law." If Aggie is faI
enough advanced to joke about her he
Is ready for brotherhood with a large
American contingent.
In accordance with the will of the
late DR.. Clark ID. Rowland, of Law
renee, 81, 900 scholarship has re.
Gently been established in the Uni.
versity of Kansas. This is to be
known as the Marce1la Rowland
scholarship, and will be awarded tC
some worthy young woman in the
School of Arts, preference being given
to an undergraduate. Chancellor f
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