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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-22
SOb9.e UNcss1sN

Llamsmos Ia atenci6n hacIa Ia circu 4
lar que sigue, que reviste en- estos
momentos excepcional interes:
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-22
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lnseripcieass hochas On 81 Registro
Civil:
Befnncioues dia 21.-Pedfo hodri-
Fguez y Nnfiez. ss
Nacimientos. -(sandelario Santiago
INoiiex, Natsiia Pacheco, Alelandro
Miguel Martinez.
aaoyimisnt0 dc pasagsrOs
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-22

! DefnncIOu0s dt8 S1.--Te eafO AsOuIi-
|guez u Nnfiez.
Naoimientos. -Csndelario Santisgo =
|Nufiex, Natsiia Pacheco, Alexandra
Miguel Martinez.
moyimisnto do pasassros
HoTELEs
Hotel WasAinqtoa. Entrada; Juan
Was Oehoteco famiiia. - Salidas;
Gastavo g. BiDdaeil Sra, Mr.. and
Mrs j uIes Schilla.
|laovimisnte maritime y entrada do pa
sajer0s:
TRAvEs ENtTRADAs Ola 90.
De San Juan yapor trasporte ameri.
|cano xBuford, antes xMissisippi> con
|carga pasgeros para este puerto: con .
|signado 81 aobierno.
ENTRADAs DE .eABoTAJE
De Arroyo baIandra eAgaadillana,
EN- lastre. S..
DEsPAoHos DIE TRAvEsIA
Para Sanchez, Sto. Domingo, yapor1
alemAn <Rhenanias con earga de tran !.
sito: despachado por los Sres. 3. Land
y Ca.
Para San Juan: sapor americana
sExelyn,. con carga de transito; despa-a
chado por los se1iores Fritze LHndt =
'Gompafifa.
"
New-York tribune., 1899-06-11

Mozambique, for instance, the GOvernor-General
Of the colony may occasionally be found play
ing billiards in the principal hotel OF the place
with a convicted forger or entertaining a trans
ported poisoner at his table. In fact, Portuguese
convicts in the colony have the most delightful
time. and men and women with sensational
antecedents generally prove more entertaining
and interesting guests and companions than
those Of their countrymen who have managed to
remain within the limits Of the law.
A BLOT OF FRANCES CIVILIZATION.
Frances penal colonies, like those Of Spain.
are a blot upon her civilization and a source OF
regret and Of shame TO her more enlightened
citizens France transports her habitual crIni-
nails TO New-Calcdonia, in the Pacific and to
French Guiana. the latter colony being the more
largely utilized for this purpose since the ener-
getic protest Of the British Government in be
half Of its Australasian dependencies. which
naturally objected to having all Frances most
dangerous criminals dumped upon Islands with
in easy reach Of their shores. The climate OF
New-Calcdonia is unsuited TO the settlement OF
white races. and the soil is not such as to in
duce the convicts 20 work for themselves, while
French Guiana is one Of the most pesuierous
srots on the face Of the globe. the mortality
New-York tribune., 1899-06-11

her costly white elephant OF a colony on the
African coast Of the Red Sea, attempted some
years ago to convert il into penal settlement
and shipped nearly one thousand long term con-
victs TO Massowah. The mortality among them.
however. has been SO appalling-less than two
huldred remain aliye-that the authorities have
never venture5 70 rereat the experiment or to
adopt The system Of penal transportation for
good.
EASY TINE OF PoRTUGALs CONVICTs.
The only European countries that still re-
tain deportation as a means Of punishment for
political and criminal offenders are France.
Spain. Portugal and Turkey England having
abolished transportation as punishment ID
1851 save in the case Of its Indian convicts,
who are shipped from the mainland 10 the Anda-
man Islands in the Bay Of Bengal on the
whole Portugal treats her transported convicts
mos, kindly They are mostly deported TO the
east and west coasts Of Africa and to Goa. ID
India But no attempt is made 10 subject them
10 forced labor They enjoy almost complete
liberty providing they DO not quit the limits Of
the town or settlement to which "hey are as
signed. while their social status is 50 little af-
feoted by the fact of their having been trans
ported from Portugal as criminals that at
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-12
WAS NOT SO CLEVER.

lmpudence occasionally meets with
its just reward, and possibly none
would envy the feelings of the youth
who, when Sir Evelyn Wood was APP
pointed quartermaster-generaf OF the
British forces, attempted to show his
wit at the expense of his wisdom.
Sir Evelyn was little known at the
office, and it happened that some of the
clerks in a certain room were engaged
in "larking," when a quiet-looking gen.
tleman walked in. The most impudent
Of the young men, thinking that the
stranger was a visitor who had by mis-
take come into the wrong room, de-
manded in a peremptory voice:
What is your business here?"
my business?" repeated the stran-
ger, in a tone of mingled surprise and
sternness.
Eyes, sir, your business" persisted
the clerk.
at is with the duke" was the an
swer.
"He has been suddenly summoned to
Windsor, and Lord Wolseley's in bed
with the mumps," ventured the young
man, bent on carrying on his joke at
the expense Of this inexperienced stran-
ger, as he deemed him.
"Your name, sir!" demanded that
stranger, in an imperative tone.
my name is P~lantagenet Zama, dis
tant relation to her gracious majesty"
Indeed! and mine is Sir Evelyn
Wood. l am acknowledgement to
the forces, and l see now how her
majesty is served"
The unfortunate clerk, who was not
yet aware that his ~impudence had cost
him dear, looked round with a grin, tx
pecting 10 meet with applause for his
talent, and became suddenly aware that
his companions were working away
with the most extraordinary earnest
ness. Instantly the full force of the
situation dawned upon him.
"Horrors!" he calculated. 81 took
you for a crank with a grievance"
and then he subsidized.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-12
IRONICAL IFS.

If a man has one little vice it hides
lots Of big virtues from the eyes of his
neighbors.
If time is money one ought to re-
alize more on a cheap watch at a
pswnshop.
If a man refuses to see his errors
he is playing against himself with
loaded dice.
If the teacher flogs a girl pupil he
hits a miss; if the girl lodges she
misses a hit.
If you would discover words not
found in the dictionaries read maya
zine poems.
If a man thinks he knows it all it
always hurts him when he happens to
learn the truth.
If people would frankly admit their
ignorance lots of useless argument
might be avoided.
II you want to borrow trouble you
will always find people willing to lend
it without security.-Chicago News.
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PATENTS.
List of Patents ssued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.

James ". Dunphy, Duluth, Mimi,
pencilretaining device; Oluf o. Field,
Mayville, N. D., cultivator; Charles
Grimes, Rapid City, S. D., gold wash
CT; Paul w. Hammerle, Hastings,
Mimi, insect exterminator; Adeibert
D.Hill, Stanton, Mimi, pasteurizing ap-
paratus; John C. Lee, Climax, Mimi,
reel for harvesters; Patrick Quigley,
Crimson, Mimi, switch; Fred B. Sny-
der, Minneapolis, Mimi, shoe; Fred ID.
Williams, Cooperstown, N. D., potato
planter; James e. Wood. Hetland, S.
D., threshing machine; Marvin Il.
Wooding, Minneapolis, Mimi, inhaler;
August w. Zuberbier, Logan, Mimi,
gun support.
MerwIn. Lothrop & johnson, Patent Attor-
neys, o10 Pioneer Press Building, St. Paul.
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WOMEN VISIT SOLDIERS.


millionaire Ladies Inspect Government
Hospital In New York.
Miss Helen Gould and Mrs. Russell
Sage, accompanied by Frank Gould
and a party of friends, among whom
were Miss Perry, Mrs. Hahn and Mrs.
j. Morris Brown and DIR. Alice Brown,
the wife and daughter of Col.
Brown of the army medical depart
ment, visited the wounded soldiers in
the hospital on Governors island a few
days ago. They first called on Col.
Brown in the army building and then
went over to the island, says the New
York Herald. They were shown over
the hospital by the steward and spent
nearly an hour listening to the stories
of the wounded heroes. AS Miss Gould
went from cot to cot she shook hands
with the men and said a few cheering
words to each Of them, and was par
ticularly interested in the case of Pri-
vate Eugene Crowder, a colored soldier
of the oath infantry, who had been
shot in the hand, arm and hip in the
San Juan fight. After leaving the hos
pital the visitors inspected Fort Co
lumbus and spent some time walking
through the beautiful grounds of the
post. Miss Gould and Mrs. Sage made
their visit as representatives of the
Woman's National Relief association
to learn of what comforts the men
stood most in need. They found all
the patients comfortably provided for,
but discovered that many little luxu-
ries would be highly appreciated. Pa
jamas they found to be particularly in
demand, and decided to provide a sup
ply at once They also-learned from
the wounded men that, strange as 1t
seemed, there was a sad lack of orang-
es and lemons in the hospitals in the
field, and decided that they would rec
ommend that an abundant supply be
sent by the association. On leaving
the island Mrs. Gage said to one of
her friends; "Mr. Gage says that the
government gives its soldiers every
thing that is needful, but l think I've
found out some things that it doesn't
give them"
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TOLD BY FIGURES.

San Francisco has 10000 children OF
school age who attend no place OF
learning.
AS early as the year AZ B. G. the
great Alexandrian library in Egypt
contained over 4 $1,000 valuable books.
The people of Paris eat over 20, 600
horses and donkeys a year; last years
list anne to 1886 horses, 439 donkeys
and sc mules. The different flesh sells
for from 3 to 20 cents per pound.
A single stone lis feet long, 10 feet
square at mi end and 4 feet square
at the other, has been successfully cut
from the sandstone quarrles at Hough-
ton Point, Wis. 1t is supposed to be
the longest monolith ever quarrIed.
Some extraordinary catches of sal
mon were reported at Berwick this fall.
At Yarrow, n of the Tweed fisheries,
over 200 salmon were got in the morn
ing tide. In one haul sixty large sal.
mon and grilse were brought ashore,
and in another fifty,
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His SnecfaIfY-

Old NJ. Dare you having much
practice?
Young M. D.-Yes, quite a good
deal, thank you.
Old NJ. D.-Ah, I'm glad to hear 1t.
Are you making a speciality of any par
ticular thing?
Young NJ. Dyes, indeed. About
nine-tenths of my time is devoted to
the practice of economy.-Chicago
News.
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A ncfter .srlce.

A clergyman was very Eayeh vexed
by one Of his congregation. An old
r.ian used to go to sleep during the SER
mon. The clergyman offered the old
mans grandson d penny If he would
keep his grandfather awake. This
went on all right for a month.
One Sunday the old man went to
sleep as usual. The clergyman asked
the boy why he did not keep his
grandfather awake. The boy replied:
you. offered me a penny to keep
him awake, but grandfather gives me
twopence not to disturb him."-Sparc
Moments.
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STATE OF ONO. CITY OF TOLEDO, l..

IUOAS COUNTY,
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is the
senior partner OF the firm of F. j. Cheney & Co,
doing business in the City OF Toledo, County
the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in nv
presence, this 9th day of December, A. D. 1886
(SEAL.) A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
Of the system. Send for testimonials. free.
F. J. CHENEY g. CO., Toledo, O
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
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No blame Attached.

Receiving back his manuscript, a
contributor drew himself up proudly.
7 would have you understand, SIR he
remarked TO the editor, "that [ am a
poet, and that poets are born, not
made"
mo apology is necessary returned
the editor, kindly. Il hope l am not
SO brutal as TO blame you for having
been born"
AS the poet ambled thence he was no.
tlced 10 wear an air Of unwontefl
tlloughtfulness.
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Resented.

look here" said Ii Hung Chang to
the young Chinaman who thought he
knew everything, IAN 1 not the richest
nan in the world?''
Certainly, your e~xcellency."
well, l want you to bear that in
mind. and stop referring to this gov
eminent as a played-out monarchy. It's
a gilded, up-to-date plutocracy."-
Washington Star.
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The otter is the fastest swimming
quadruped known. In the water it ex-
hlb1ts an astonishing agility, SWIM
ming In a nearly horizontal position
with the greatest ease, diving and
darting along beneath the surface
with a speed equal, if not superior, to
that OF many fishes. .
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He Kicks

Eyes," said Mrs. Flinders, who has
been sitting to the celebrated artist
NJ. rOrgairs, for her portrait, "I' ia
sure it's going to be a speaking like
ness of me-
A slckly pallor overspread the fea-
lures of Mr.. Flinders, and he replied,
Then ! shall not accept it! You talk
enough for an entire family. l want
no speaking likeness of you in the
house."-Chicago News.
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Some farmers arc holding their wheat
because they think the price will go to
So n bushel. The price, however, may
go down. and thus great losses will fol-
low. In all matters delays are danger
Gus, particularly so in sickness. At the
first sign of %biliousness. dyspepsia, In
digestion or constipation euro yourself
With Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
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The Farmers wit

"Stokes," asked his neighbor on the
next farm, "how do you manage to
have that man of yours cultivate so
much corn in a day. He covers twice
the ground my man does"
Il put q pedometer on him detroit
Free Press.
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A pnnger 70 nc conrInered.

my boy" said the man of ideal
temperament, IF you want to become
a master Of your profession, you must
study, study nay and night
Yes" replied the energetic youth;
"and~while I'm away off in a corner
studying, some other man Will be hast
ling around getting all the business
Washington Star.
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"Have you considered the trouble we
may have with the people abroad if we
annex these outlying islands?"
mot much" replied the matter-of-
fact congressman. "But l have given
some thought to the trouble we're like
ly to have with constituents at home if
we don't."-Indianfpoli Journal.
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Suspicious.

Mrs. Hayrix-Jim Peabody. cashier
of the bank, was down to-day, an
bought Deacon Browns fast colt for
$50.
Farmer Hayrix-Huh! That's Just
the amount l put in his darned old
bank yistiday. It's mighty peculiar:
nightly so!-Cincinnati Enquirer.
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The Minister-It is a shame that you
should not be trying to ri your llv-
ing, at your age.
His Son-Oh, well, father, consider
the lilies Of the field. They toll not,
neither do they spin.
The MinIster--Bnt they can afford it.
Puck.
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A PatI.fOf-

Il suppose when you got in sight of
England, you hailed her white cliffs
with rapture?'
NO" replied the American with the
double chin. Il didn't hail her cliffs.
but called a few of her bluffs before
L left for holne."-Cincinnati Enkuirer
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Qualification.

Lord de Liverus-When l tell you
that | look upon your daughter as Il
pearl of great price
Mr.. Bondstock tdeprecatingly)-Ol,
come, now! Aren't you putting it a
little strong?
Lord de Liyerus-Wcll, beyond my
price, at any rate.-Town Topics.
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Why He Is worshiped

II can't understand all this adulation
of Dewey. He simply obeyed orders.
Anyone else in his place might have
done just the same as he did"
All, but you forget that there isn't
any likelihood of his coming home and
lecturing about it.'-Chicago Record.
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WOrth TRYING.

Dick Dashington-I wish 1 knew
something about law.
His Friend-Want to break a will?
Dick Dashington-Not that; but |
would like to know if l could get an in
junction preventing old Bondclipse
from interfering with my attentions to
his daughter.-Puck.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-12

Money Lender-I must have some
thing to certify to your financial stand
ing before l can favor you with this
loan.
Observation-Disclosures a marriage
certificate do1Philadelphia North
American.
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Stated With I.reci.ion

Il suppose" said the admiring
friend, that you gave a great deal of
thought to the case you just won?"
NO. answered the lawyer, II never
gave a bit of thought to it. But" he
added, reflectively, 81 sold a lott
Washington Star.
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Getting Him Located.

"Weyler!" exclaimed the Spanish cit
izen, contemptuously. He's a regu-
lar Don Quixote."
"No," answered the other. "He isn't
Don QuiXote, nor Sancho Panza, nor
yet Roslnate. If he's anybody in that
combination, it's the mule."-Wash-
inguon Star.
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-AmonE the CONC.

"GecF' said Mars, I've had to work
this SUMMER
Yes assented Jupiter, "and you've
made me work harder. TOO. Two had
TO make my hailstoncs Us big MS os-
tricll eggs 70 get any space in the pa.
pers at all.'-Indianapolls Journal.
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Sometimes Not Then.

81 wonder" said the g%arrulous board
er, 'why they speak of truth being at
the bottom of a well?'
Because" said the Cheerful Idiot,
lit often can't be got only by long
pumping ."--Tndianapolis Journal.
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Oh, visitant strange, with the whisper.
ing song,
Who by night shook the easement so
light and so long,
To startle poor man i'll the midst of his
roast,
Were you truly a cold wave, or only its
ghost?
Washington Star.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-12

81 believe this is a through train?'
said the road agent.
ut is" replied the conductor.
"Then will proceed to go through
It." announced the polite robber.-Phil-
adelphia North American.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-12

The Bearer of a Charmed Life.
There's a man who has had many
a narrow escape from being shot"
Indeed! Was he n of the rough
riders who rushed up the hill at
Caney?" INC. He was an Adiron-
dack guide for nearly three weeks"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-12

Jones-Medical science is making
wonderful strides, isn't it?
Brownies, marvellous; l don't be-
lieye they'll eve discover a disease
that they can't find q name for-Truth.
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whatever they say of Gen. Shafter,
his bravery cannot be called in cues,
ton"
well, l should say not! He even
dared to be rude to Dicky Harding
Davis.'-Indianapolis Journal.
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Question md auerr.

"Do you really think there can be
Jealousy without lOve?'
did you ever know a married wo-
man who was not jealous ?"-Indian-
apolis Journal.
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DOMESTIC Note.

Does your husband ever say any
thing about his mothers cooking?"
mo; but he says things about my
cooking that his father used to say
about his mothers cooking ."-Cincin.
natl Enquirer.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-12

The Benefactor-I presume you can
say, like the Whisky Bill of the poem,
Il eve work, and never will?"
The Reduced Gentleman-I cannot
say that. l might say, 81 never shall"
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-01-12
ChiIdIike Lnric

Mamma" said Joe, "do all the riv-
ers empty into the sea
"Most of them, my dear"
"Then, why don't the sea run over?
Is it because there are lots of sponges
in it?'-Philadelphia North American.
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1t VIII BE Needed,

Wallace dunno whether l like this
expansion trend or not.
Ferry--I'ts all right. The land will
be needed for Chicago some day, any
how.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
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One Ahead.

What are o crying for?" asked
the mother.
willie Spratt got ahead of me-"
bawled the child. His papa was
killed in the war, and mine wasn't
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Reversed Acfinn

Didn't You know old Mr.. Jobson,
who leads the life of a recluse?"
Yes. When l knew him he was
leading the life of a loose wreck."-
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WiIlIc,s Criticism

Wlllie-Say, pa, are you a self-made
man?
Pa-Ycs, my son, and I'm proud Of
it.
Willic-But, pa. why didn't you use a
looking Slass?-Chicago News.
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Uncle Allen

"At any rate" remarked Uncle Al
len Sparks, sit doesn't appear that any
epidemic broke out among the army
horses. Let us be just to Surgeon
Huidckoper."
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