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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.


JUN y. ~ LEii,AN. PIANO fHruGY
nud ufRans Hours fridays aud SATURDAYS.
40 10 o'clock unli studio 2 : ~ W.
MISS SpHA GLEASON. oHgANfsT
80. MHrt'H Cathedral. teacher uf pInnu.
MatduiH ard Huiint. Appis for terms az
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PHOTOGRAPHERS

TOMLiNSoNs rlioos n PER boz
en- Tor "A short time special prices on
small Niunuta Tin TprH. Is Tor gjcts
Style, Grade aud fllah Guaranteed,
- Main street.
FINEST PHOTOS ssA DOZEN. PAN
oramic views 60 order copying. cnlarg-
ing IN crnyun, pastel ma water ColoTa
!, u, Mntapn, alsls site 81
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ENTERPRISES TAILORING 20 ~ <.
West Temple street Cleaning aud pyelng,
ladies tailoring n speciality. y. >. Dawson.
Manager
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ron agnr.

urAu PHONouhApll GO. Rent
out monographs Tel. SIS rings ~
Main street,
MODERN ,.RooM nRiCk nousk,nArn.
reception hall, furnace. etc. second south
and Eleventh fusi. > l.. hosss. 81 nooy
block.
ana iocai.sns Tuttle iiror.. iis Main.
TWO ROOMS ANp SUMMER ikirch.
en-, complete Tor housekeeping c. west
Third South. 49,
ELEGANT Sunny nouMst Nil
modern convenience, hot and cold wat.t
.'iertTic lght and steam heat cheap -,
= Main. .
ron RENT FURNISHED ROOMS.
ON. ROOM N NEAR :. NORTH rlli,r
West complete Tor housekeeping si'so
Will FURNISHED ntuNs. AMI
baafd. steam heat and gas y. Maln.
ELEpANr fuINlhuEp RooMs.
centrally located; cice!tig llFh'H' 4, mot,
Co.Y stNNY RooMs. LLEdANTLY
Furnished AZ low rates ior winter WlekA
niork. 20 state,
. NicE ROOMS fon iLdilT, iionHE:
keeping, reasonable prices ~ - West
Temple,
LARGE NICE FRONT RooM FOR
light housekeeping Good location, y D.
West Templc.
without housekeeping cheap si2 w.
First South.
NEWLY FURNISHED ROOMS. CEN
truliy located, reasonable rates, house
keeping or without, u east Second
= NICE ROOMS, WE'LL FuRNtsni.D.
- W,at Third South
TWO ELEuANTiY FuitNisHED
rooms. all modern conyenitnccn, lovely
incauon-gcnilemnn preferred 81 north
siatc.
ELEuANT ROOM STEAM HEAT.
electric light. bath, otc., nrat class
modern home; s,o W. South Tcmple
NICELY FuRNisIED Rooms NEAR
flunta or permanent. Batter House, sisis
., State
ELEGANTLY FURNISHED iooMR'
steam heat, electric light elevator rcr.
vice, Htrictly modern tCnnunnhlei Cham
her Of commerce, 80 ", second south.
tine ALBERT. 80 AND TllE Kui.-
msr Sen9,sit; 4 7. FIN. South som-
clectric light. reaHonahle rates,
q uNFURNIsHED ROOMS. VERY
cheap. il2 north Main.
NICE CLEAN ROOMS WiTn hoAltlj
II desired private family s1s q, Main
sElTE I or ,.d 1ooH Ne I T9R Gug
West Tomplu,
NICELY FURNISHED RoooMs.
private ,aniiy :, rbG,9a 9s2 sn, IRON SAINT
tAtlNiit % M'hA lNlih HhNAnt
.TllE REED, 20 T., SECOND AOuTiE
elegantly furnished, steam heated r0Omui
all modern oonVenloncoa. reasonable
prices,
:. NICELY ,FrHNisllEp ROOMS FoR
Hight bourekccpingi also ulgeplng looms,
rensonahic rates. lis y. THIRD souih.
CoZY SUNNY RooMs. ELEGANTLY
furnished ~ low rate Tor winter Mleks
Block - state.
NICELY FuRNlsHEp ROOMS cES.
trully located IN nice location, ruuHuna-
bio prices 80 south West Temple.
TWO NICELY FuRNISiiEn uooIs
one a front room. nlso Use of Kitchen.
Apply Is west First South
NEATLY FURNISHED ROONs WITH
or without board. 23 south West Tom
pie
THE TAYLOR HOUSE, RooNs ron
Hight housekeeping, ~ east Second South,
ELEGANT LAipLE SUNNY ROOMS.
nicely furnished modern ronycnlrncrs.
Cannon liousn, s0i West south Temple,
ELEGANT LANCE Rooms. GROUND
iinuri also parior sud Ted room on Fround
Hour, With or without first class board. 80
south state.
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MADAME AMANDA SWENEuN
Nmuuatv stockholm tunarrNuturN. only
vocal teacher ir Salt Lake uin. Gnf-
Gas method iinun 10 H. m. 10 2 d. in
studio over 'aldorr music storo. o. west
IIfHf AUuHu
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03

~ maker elegant COSTUMES Co. ORDER
ui AHn wtfkmuuHnIu Guaranteed. Par.
----- ~ - --u- -LuL--u MuIlMlnu.
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CEssrooL AND CLOSET WORK ALL
work disinfectod. sei Last klghth south,
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PAINTS AND OILS.

BEARS GLASS a P.NfxT co,. iM,
portern and dealers IN paints nNs hi,n
cases. art glass. g. W. FIRST SCUM.
-. d. CiftMER a bros. PNiNiS,
oils hruHhrs, Naruishca, Hky light glass
window aud plate glass. show enaes' y
y. FIRST South
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03

- ONtos hAkEHS.
tlGsr.CLAss Do ..liNhiN9 AMI
millinery Wufh Inillrmu IHsulfs a sp.rlni.
~. save money ny ciilnf u sjsW ISIS.
,Ml;a EHLLsr DUEssNAkfNG
'huufon's drofara 90 sneaIaitt. lnWslt
tt Room J. lNchcusu, Third East
,Mlth. liNWkEs, FAsilIuNhN 3
Iic.' maker. elegant COSTUMES tn 0rtrr'
~ $50 wUfkmHuruIu .tHrnutsed Par.
lnrr. -l. sa Constitution building.
Mt5 !. a. WurEusND HAS Hs-
cutting fohooi 20 {, 3 isist West ''
MADAME GALuHNtIh. aiuuIs-f.
.ithAnt enaiuWof iu order. 'stesi styles.
~, NNu VOL WnuHhlp guaranteed. %
nHEssI iktNG LATEST. sTYLEs.
ZION ru1m Nmr. Z. Nrnmsid 81 ta y,
40 J.. corner Second south and wo.i Tom.
plu sifunta
.Mils. a ~ JQorEs y STATE rNG
InHluin' :" n.drr. workmanship Fnd 10
guaranteed. TAILOR Gowns 90 speciality
ukt.--MAktNu ~ IA NORTON
ltrnNN Gas Tor sNsirNus fIINruueu insfrustlnr
HlNru lh e9ilnf nul IHs.is armrpt. lrim
tifn latest laris Wnuuls % iIs otis hturg
asNlunahI' llfvssuna lnF ln on il branchot
az unu NufNmHusIIu guaranteed Ii iiius
e. 20 p, NaiA"fs iinnh iiiuek.
HAlRosrssiso AHo ~AnievR,Nv.
Aihn. b.. h. hutI,NLLt. FAMuoN.
able iinir'irtaalnE ana MnuiCuuug. all
huIH ~ tnII'. ARTICLES and hair Eu1dL IS
south sinfe street.
HAIR .uiursstNG g. CENTS. AfNNf.
turluN % trutni fNumuu0lnE $50 o. f.uiu
it.hiWcnir $50, up'u EVENING" par|urf
.l', rer"Vl unur i"nnIuga BLOCK.
hAilinilIssiNu AMI MANU- EtNtt
sHuriiHug Nnfk room u Mercantile block,
corner Mnln aud Third south
tiitNuPpuiHI AND MNsfct itf-
Prof Robert Miller ufilce 90 Harmon
rllck curns removed and cured frss
from palm.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03

d, l.. MILLER PRINTING co. COM.
molvlal ana job prinunfof an kinds, brief
work a specially. Tci 1,i. rings. W
", second south
MACKEN AND EHRliN. FINE nook
nud job printing! ~ cot North Temple,
Parry'n OLD stand. ~ lii, . rnTH'
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03
rAlNrEns ave ncoRAToRs.

aIArl.lss ~ Al.kA 4NDER. HOUSE,
painting paper hans 10. culclmlniug;
Office, 10 II. second Soul,
likowN, EnEltT ~ CO. DEALERS
hlpllI,ns NM lapsr nn paints nnuhs'
II. ", TOOilEN WAL PAPERING,
decorating, ffehcoeinH, send postal q
", hccond South VIII ell on you.
]. W, nAuERMAN. PRACTICAL. PAINT
or aud decorator, kast Aifd South
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We pay per cent per annum inter-
est ON One Dollar or Thousands. lions
Savings bank q Trust company, 1, g.
Q Main street
LORENZO SNOW. President,
GEORGE NJ. CANNON, Cashier.
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kRg. you CONG no rtfrIS7uLpG
tfiu light lisa come aud 500 the largest
stnca ut electric nNtutvs In the city. uladn
~ OF the latest aud must elegant designs
'Ouf prices arr all flght. tou" We whole
sale nj we'll ~ retail Ne trouble in show
Eupds salt Lake Electric supply Co. IS
West lifst south rtrct. Iclephlue No.
T. q, HOLDING, CONTRACTING hiEu-
i, - l.us ilis. mall orders ~ Woht HIST
south street
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LUMBER DEALERS.

rHll anu naiHil Lumbar hth, shingles.
sash, ururs fuunHH. tumpl luufd ana
Mineral Wool. 200 north 1hird Wcst
lAiihkH LlMuEis Co. WHOLE
sale dealers In Wiudowu, Doom, Mould
iugu. hullding aud iluonnE Papers. aiili
work. sHUmHtvH given, Send TOT our
prices ANA discounts. Salt Lake city.
ttah.
MuHitisuN, MEiutiiI. a co al
north Third West Wholesale and retail
dealers in lumber, lath. doors. cement
tumpu-linaru and mineral wool, Lot
u" estimate your bilil.
AHpER. NOAi.L q go. Buiidinr Con.
tractors, Wholesale AMI retail dealers IN
lumber ana general building mat rial
Fhonr tiN ihlss4 w, North Temple
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03

SELLING OUr-OTiiE,l Ht sfNEsS
Interest demanding my attention, VIII
sell at cost my entire stock 81 new ann
secondhand furniture. commencing ~,
goods are sold. New heaters. lVli new
i-hoie steel range. with coil fxlWi 49,
aats Sli uit dishes iOl-pierc sets, '~W
etc. This IL no advertising dodge. ! am
sailing out. Examine my prices ana 20
convinced. VI. Weber. III Main street
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MipWIvEs.

MRs j. :. uuMpilMEs ic EAST
First South professional midwife ana
herbalist calls answered NJ all hours
MRS. I.YNGBERu, MIDWIFE, HAS
removed from go east First South 10 CA
Richards Street
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03

BARGAINS FOR THE HOLIDAYS
trade lu books, stationery and novelties
az iiluEstnn.H stationery store. 30 east
Second south,
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WArcHMAKEas AND JEWELERS..

..MAr,ntA. CLOCKS AND JEWELi.Y
Hcllaulr fuuu. lowest prices; AL dealt
DIS pfomgtiy attended To-. q. sitliie
pias v.h sHIH g3pet watch maker AMI
iiiocis Watches from NO NJ ''''''
NEW NvttN COLLATERAL HANK
~ w. Fullcr r,upuc,or. Fine .ioOE
waich,,,, d'n,nonh jgEoiry s,al.knt
'lf. hph'f i"ANtNs D.. second South
lQnN nAYNEs 9 auSs. WATCH
&c. Z, bfnu m huaincrH we carry q
w-ll -gl'rtrd stock of watches, CLOCKS
bye. UclDg fgr uu rslW Evcr,tiune
roHlnlc prices. ~ ne Old HianI-o5
9. j. EitAHoN ui'rtCAN AND JEW.
Ll.Eli lium1udr. watches ana loWDiff.
Anf. vs,,1,i sgp l,l insi ,,, wnrt gu9.ag.cd
WATCii REPAIRING AND FINE
cnrtuNnr Malcolm Graham. watch.
mnk.u and icwylcrn. 81 WsHt second
,,WArCiMAltEN ANp IEWELEH. s.
NJ. SuflHurh. AmrfirHu Nntch0r. clocks
nick block. First South street ~ ~
MAeHiNlsra.
MACutNts1- HEpAii,s wOHK nONF
onigNunfiuns specially ~ tho Washing
ton Works 80 state street
sGwiNe MACHINES.
sEDOSb HAND MACHINES NotGuf
Nul Hulu| iruulfliUs re- specially an
hinlH 81 NurpNDa. Milrh q johnson. %
State.
PLUMBING AND TN wosns.
stmLf .. fAHit.i.i.. PLt nnt,,,
steam nud Gas littinH % west Fiu'
Euutn.
DAVID EVANS. NANTTAHN PLUME
iuFt rHtnlllFnrd DO NrurH nN Kinds nf
.nmhrf plumbing ni reasonable rates.
~ DHHf Second Snuth.
w. MITCHELL. MANUFACTURER
tIr. copper sheet and iron work tiu and
State ~.
THE DAVID JAMES co. tbs ASn
GalNaulaed iron works No. g. Main 81.
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DENTISTS
MEDICAL

Ul b.. b. PAYNE Dc. MAIN. srE.
cIllIst. DlsyuHVH ut women and children,
Satisfaction EunuuirDl, can on Writr.
pR A. IS. PAYNE u2 - MAIN, sPE-
CilliIt. Diseases ut women and chlldren.
Satisfaction guarantee. can or write.
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ryprwRlrres Ano svppurs.

Louis HAl,iSER. EXPERT STEM.
orfaphiC and typswriting work. gi-lQ1
Commercial nt0dk TsL BIO. ringr.
J. e. sTliNuER co. WESTERN
nl,hlh l"r the olhtE vi, Will "
". Second fOuth.
THE SMITH PREMIER TYPE WHIT.
e. 30. 10 Commercial block, carries tho
LARGEST stock 90 muUhlnoh In tho state
New uri catalogue free.
uLiCEENspEnFER TYiEWNlTElts
~ and so htrmgam liro, s CO.. state
agents; - Main 81
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03

SAN kEE q co. BAZAAR. Full.
lluc newest styles fancy goods; import
90 embroidered Crrtpc nhnWlf. silk hand
lrfrlItff. thinuWArU, bamboo work. etc,
B A. Third south.
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ruRRiEgs

Ebert, Prop, manufacturer OF nnr furH,
TuNcrlt rmldhts fura made ~ order ana
Tomuddlcd, fvdyed, rugs and robes, 70 east
Third South.
runs OF ALI KINDS IN STOCK
aud made 20 order Largest cstuhliah-
mont IN the West II. Stencil Fur Co,
go Main street.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03

lonS uREEN. nay. ul,liN. Coat.
wuod, kinlllng and feed, delivered over
city, ~ T. Third South.
.sALr LAKE COAL COMPANY. filFp
hlmon, mnnascr ~ Main stree. Tue
NAY. GRAIN COAL, MooD. tEhD AMI
country produce. W. lloyt. dealer. 10 West
houth Temple
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nrlP WANTED
WANTED so,nrs

We DO NOT WANT BuYt or
ien H. So pot month. SalgHmuii nnd
general HrrntH. Salary % cummi ION.
Racine Fire Engine Co. Istd. itacino,
Mlf.
~ yoU WANT 10 MAKE 500 a DAY
selling tho Howard Photo nutnt sond 20
cents Tor sample aud y, exclusive territory
Howard Mig. Co.. ~. state -. syfaeusc'
y Y,
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WHIPS


EZRA y. MARTIN MAKES OF IA.
pnirn an kinds Of whip work. l.nHhcs
ioc TO lQc. "a foot, q south West Temple
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-01-03

Castle Gate and Winter quarters,
Lump, Nut and Slack.
Anthracite. all sizes.
]. ID. SHARP. Agent.
rs South, Main. Telephone, 400
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losr

ANYoNE LOSING a Al,uAnLE DiA.
mond viii describe said atirlo aud apply 10
Oliver Hunter. 20 conrarcial ~
CERTIFiCATEs No.Iu. lid. it7 AND
ith Crown Point Mink 90. Issued %
9, ~. jackson. TRAINER ~ same has
been stopped. Rewurf II returned 20
Herald ofilcc.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-25
RHYMING PHILOSOPHY.

1t was noted in years that have long
passed away
And told with much circumlocution
By youths who made rhymes and philos-
ophers gray
That mar is a queer institution.
The whole day long he will whistle a song,
Distracting each person Who's near him,
Disregarding the fact that in all the sad
throng
There is no one who wishes to hear him.
Oh, he'll whistle and trill till the building
he'll fill
With the notes which no protest can
smother,
And then he will MARBLE and struggle to
The old songs, one after another!
Yet, alas and alack, when at evening he
goes
To call or a lassie, he gazes
And stammers and bushes as red as a
rose,
While his silence annoys and amazes!
For the voice which by day loves to
roister
'Mong people who bitterly chide and COM
plain,
But he's bashful and dumb as an oyster.
She knows what he'd tell. She could
prompt him so well
If manners allowed this solution.
It's a mournful suspicion which time can't
dispel-
A man is a queer Institution!
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-25
PROGRESS OF The SANTA Re.
A Railroad Story Told Which Reads Like a
Romance.

4gOLuQAOOs
'The story of the old Atchison reads
like a romance" says the Chicago
Times-Herald in a story dealing with
the inception and subsequent history of
the road. The value of the stocks and
bonds has increased STA, 1897, 495 in the
past three years from July l, 1896, to
July !, 1899. In all the history of rail-
reading there is, probably, no story ap-
preaching this marvellous evidence of
prosperity.
Many an enterprise has proved sue
cessful. Many a reorganization plan has
realized the hopes of it's promoters.
Many a security has leaped from a lin
gering d%alliance with the foot of the
column to a brief and feverish demand.
But never before in the history of in
dustrial operations has a group of men
taken so gigantic a property, so hope
lessly involved, and in so brief a time
achieved so %stupendous a progress.
The road was begun more than forty
years ago and the dream of it's promo
tiers was a line from Atchison, on the
Missouri river, to Topeka, and now it
has over 1000 miles of road, extending
from Chicago to the Pacific ocean, and
from Denver to the gulf of Mexico.
The road was twice in the hands Of a
receiver, and at the end of 1895 was in
sore straits, but the reorganization plan,
which was the most drastic in the his
tory of ~railroading, contemplated the
saving of $4,000, 900 in fixed charges. The
plan was worked successfully, and to-
day the Santa Fee is one Of the best rail-
road properties in the world.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-25
IS IT RIGHT
For An Editor to Recommend Patent
Medicines?

From Sylvan Valley News, Brevar, N. G.
1t may be a question whether the edi-
tor of a newspaper has the right to pub
licly recommend any of the various pro-
prietary medicines which flood the mar
ket, yet as a preventive of suffering we
feel it a duty to say a good word for
tChamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy. We have known and
used this medicine in our family for 20
years and have always found it reliable.
In many cases a dose of this remedy
would save hours of suffering while a
physician is awaited. We do not believe
in depending implicitly on any medicine
for a cure, but we do believe that If a
bottle of Chamberlain's Diarrhoea Rem
edy were kept on hand and administered
at the inception of an attack much suf-
fering might be avoided and in very
many cases the presence of a physician
would not be required. At least this has
been our experience during the past 20
years. For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-25
Rnce Track MusfnRs.

OF course I'm proud to be a man, cause
mans a noble work,
And no one would dispute 1t but an Indian
or a Turk,
But I'm powerful fond of bosses, too, for
some of EN- I've met
Wa born with lots more sense thar many
people ever get,
And when / see some men with hat con-
tented, lazy air,
A-brushin their mustaches and a-curlin of
their hair
And mebbe lettin women folks keep busy
while they boss,
I'm satisfied that 1t amt no disgrace to be
a boss.
And when 1 see the other sort a~-strivin
hard with fate,
A-takin breakfast early and h-toilin until
late,
I call to mind these critters at the track,
with glossy coats,
With men that's hired especial to stand
round and pass 'em oats.
With nothin In this world to do except
get out and run,
And any one'M tell you that's their way of
havin fun.
When I see EN- arch their pretty necks
and give their heads a toss,
I can't see why 1t isn't downright luck to
be a boss!
Washington Sta
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-25
A MARTYR.


Poor little boy on the picture card!
They ruthlessly send you out
In calm and cynical disregard
OF the garments good and stout
That the winter season in common sense
Demands for its frost and SHOWS.
Oh, poor little boy, with grief intense,
We ask it. Where are your clothes?"
1t doesn't content them to summon you
To usher the old year out.
With st. Valentine you'll again be due,
With your patient, pathetic pout.
Oh, why does the printer bid you stray
Each year when the north wind blows,
While kindlier people weep and say,
Poor cherub! Where are your clothes?"
Oh, why do societies nobly formed
To query from place to place
For those who hunger and go unwarmed
Overlook our piteous case?
Your fate seems particularly hard,
AND with every blast that blows,
Oh, pool little boy on the picture card,
We ask it, Where are your clothes?"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-25
Pointed Paragraphs.

Conscience makes more buffers than
it does towards.
Good liars are scarce, but some OF
them are very skilful.
Self-lOve is more ~cOmmendablo at
times than self-forgetfulness.
Prudence and industry are the prin-
cipal ingredients of good luck.
When a mans trousers bag at the
knees they seldom bag at the pockets.
Women always have a suspicion that
they are entertaining angels unawares.
Poets are champions of the truth-at
least they frequently strike the Tyre.
It's a pity the average baseball player
is unable to play as well as he practises.
The pawnshop frequenter, like the
baseball player, is often out on the three
balls.
The head is a lodging for ideas
either furnished or unfinished, as the
case may be.
Every Ia is given sense enough to
mind his W business, but few men are
willing to let it go at that.
The who expresses his willingness
to obey a woman's slightest wish usually
draws a line at a large sized me-.
A smile travels much further than a
sigh.
Don't blame the whipped ream for
turning sour.
Two heads make a close mouth-if of
the opposite sex.
One glimpse of a dental sign will oft
ease an aching molar.
Glue may be obtained from pigs feet
and sugar from a hogs head.
When a man is all broke up he sees
the necessity OF mending his ways.
The workingmen provide the carriage
for the walking delegate to ride in.
If a rubber ball happens to strike you
on the ear while walking along the
street, take it philosophically. You we're
in the juvenile class yourself once
Chicago News,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-25
EVEN.
This Man Evolved n Good Plan For
SIuarlnE Old Accounts.

He was doubled up over his desk max
ing his pen go at the rate of about a mile
a minute when u friend dropped in to see
him.
just wait a minute" he said. II have
some goods to be transferred, and l am
just writing to the van company
ITO engage a vanl"
"No; merely to let them know that I
don't want them to send one"
Noting the puzzled look on the callers
face, he read him the letter when it was
written. Exclusive of the address and
signature it was as follows:
"Gentlemen-It affords me great pleas
ure to inform you that l have a Job in
your line, and that, following the rule l
laid down for myself May l, 1894, I shall
engage some other express or van COM
pany to do it,"
"You see, it's this way" he explained.
II engaged this company to move my
household goods /. 1894. I had had some
experience in moving, so ] went to them
three or four weeks before the time came
and explained what I wanted done, how I
wanted it done and when 1 wanted it
done. They agreed to do ii according to
the plans and specifications by me made
and provided, but they didn't. I told
them I came to them so far ahead of time
because I didn't want any chance for a
misunderstanding or any question as to
how the job was to be done, but when the
time came they broke every promise they
had made to me. They didn't send the
wagons they had promised, and they didn't
begin moving me until about the middle
of the afternoon. OF course you know the
result. It was after midnight when we
got the last load in, and we all had to
sleep on the floor that night. 1 suppose l
could have made a row about paying the
bill, but I didn't. 1 paid, but I told them
at the time that it lay in my power to
throw a good deal of business to some ex-
press company and that l should take
great pleasure in seeing that none of it
came to them. Since then it has beer my
good fortune to notify them of a number
of good, paying jobs that they might have
had. It's not much trouble, and it sort Of
eases my mind and makes me feel bet
ter. "-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-25
ON WATCH FOR DISEASED SHEEP.
Rigid Quarantine Against Twelve, States
and Territories by Colorado.

Preparations are already being made
by the Inspector stationed along the
New Mexican border to prevent the
spread Of scab among sheep which are
brought over the Colorado line every
fall to be fattened for the market. Scab
cannot spread except by contact, but
several cases have been discovered in
the state recently and the disease has
been stamped out wherever discovered.
State Veterinarian Book says that
sulphur, lime and water used as a wash
is the best remedy for the disease. The
inspector in charge Of the sheep quaran-
tine will use this remedy.
Said DIR. Book yesterday: "The sheep
from Washington, Oregon, Montana,
Idaho, Wyoming, California, Nevada,
Utah, Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and
Oklahoma-especially of New Mexico
are feared.
"The quarantine regulations which
will be strictly followed and enforced as
to every sheep sent over the line during
the rush this fall are very we'll defined.
They even 60 SO far as to provide for
general disinfection of cars. Denver
Republican.