The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-10-19

Loafng looks easy, but it takes all
a mans time to learn it.
What's done cannot be undone, es-
pecially if it's hard boiled egg.
Experience may be the best teacher,
but her terms are mighty high.
Womans gentle touch just now is
for a fall bonnet and winter coat.
The plumber is now waiting for
Jack Frost to get in some effective
work.
It's always easy to see through peo-
pie who make spectacles of themselves.
A West End man calls his wife Mis-
cry because she's SO fond of company.
The merchant who starts in business
without ready money is apt to become
u man of note.
Sometimes it isn't mans fault that
he has no money. 1t may be all due
to other people.
1t often happens that the individual
who can meet his creditors isn't very
anxious to.
In time ofpeace the corset steel saves
as many lives as the pocket Bible in
time of war.
There's an odor of tar camphor
about some overcoats, and their own
ers don't like it for scent.
Failing off chestnut trees and she'll
bark tree accidents have been quite
numerous this season.
The woman who knows nothing of
the language is always the one to rev.
ell in reading French phrases.
A husband is always appreciatlve
of gift, no matter what it is, if he
isn't called upon to pay for it.
The chap who is always bowling
that he has right to his opinions is
the one who wants everybody else to
take them.
It's not possible those fellows who
persist in throwing rice at weddings
W INV w NohNNy tAt hlliu dDOuu DtlHB
in the soup.
The tough little party, the terror of
the neighborhood, who grows up to be
a rich man is only remembered as
mischevous.
Gather up the fallen leaves from the
sidewalks and streets and put them on
the garden, as they will make good
fertilizers.
The man who is continually telling
you that life isn't worth living is the
first one to send for the doctor il he
has an ache on pain.
Many Doctors bill will be owing
to the habit women have of wearing
low shoes long after such Il proceeding
is imprudent
Weather guessers are already pre-
dieting an early, long and extremely
cold winter, These fellows are probab-
y in the coal business.
They are storing electricity, it is
said, in capsules. Probably one OF
them taken inwardly will be Il good
substitute for Jersey lightning,
It's all right for hope to spring eter-
nal in the human breast, but hope
isn't going to accomplish much with
out little elbow grease to back it up.
Babies may not intend to be wilful-
ly spiteful, but they always contrive
to have the collie when their parents
wish to keep an evening engagement.
The strange thing about dieting is
that it seems TO mean to many persons
doing without at the table and eating
all that is possible between meals.
The Chahbersburg Peoples Regis
ter says that Max Meier bought 05
head of fresh COWS and springers, 10
head of shoats and 50 veal calves last
month. Among the 95 COWS there were
fifteen which averaged $50 "a head.
Cows are higher in price now than
they were the past fifteen years, He
paid 81 cents per pound for choice veal
calves.
Mr.. Geo. w. Park, of Libonia, will,
we understand, soon commence the
erection of handsome new green
house and very completely equipped
seed warehouse and plant on his farm
one-half mile from Fannettsburg at an
estimated cost of $780, 900. When com
pleted, Mr.. Park will then remove his
entire plant from Libonia TO the new
new locality