The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-09-24
HAY FEVER AMENITIES.
LAST MEETING OF Those WHOSE
MS ARE ALE DIS.

Extracts from . 9ympathedo ConVerpotbon
Real Enthusiasm Over Painful Bxpsri-
sncss-Talk Of Cures IL All n Joke-Hope
Dies Again - Adjournment IN Order
-Gedlebcd." began the president Of the Hay
Fovor Suferers' Mutual Sympathetic Associa-
ton we are bet odce bore TO extcd 70 wudad Other
our butual SYMPATHY. To 30 II affords the great
est pleasure 10 SEQ that our dubbcr has failed Of
10 sub extcd sids our last beetig. To what causes
we are TO aside this, caddot say. uddefstad
that sub Of those who were with US last year are
dead They arc 10 be congratulated. othezs
I believe, still live. To theb extcd By Gdoefs
SYMPATHY. II there arc ady here who cad givsus
ady idforbatiod Cd this batter We should Be eisd
70 hear frob theh II soebs to"
Through the open window al tho rear Of The
platform came blast Of cold air that struck the
speaker in the back Of the neck. Right befcrs
the eyes Of the other members Of tho association
he appeared 10 shrink and as he began vigorous
plying OF the large. white silk handkerchief which
he had boon nervously twisting about his fingers
from the time he had entered the hall there was Q
general fluttering Of vari-colored banners among
tho delegates and the dabs al streaming eyes
paid tribute 10 the appreciation Of the spoekef's
sentiments and the strength Of the breeze
After this outburst had subsided except for a.
occasional bit Of trumpeting, which Caused syn
pathetic manifestations on the part Of those near
the victim the president went on:
"As l started 10 say, you will rebebber that a
last years sossiod there was hadded Id By wud
oil our dubpcr copoudicauon NOD tne nose 10
yer Assocatiod. requestig I'D alliadce with this
body also calling for suggestiods az 70 ftug
pudishbedt Tor those employees OF tho 6overd
bedt weather prophets 10 their iocepactty
10 due tho preyaiedoe Of wsrb weather st the ubs
"hed We deed . most idlury TO crops 10 inc rea-
SOD they give Tor this what DO we care sooue
tho crops! Do tho farbcrs suffer IT OBJ q spoiled
crop as we do frob the hay feverF
Doc. doe from all parts OF the hall "Deved
Dowd with the weather prophets cd tho fsTbeza
In the midst OF all this excitement with bisfs
rvaliing That OF bugie corps AZ the opening
OF the fall campaign. stout, redfsoed man over
In one corner put a stop to the discussion Aohoc
kershew' b,rr'r, oh. who-o,' he exploded ana
the purple hue that oVerspread 30 much OF his
face a. was not concealed In bandana made
the Observers fear an attack OF spoplexy. Pat.
ting and pounding on tho back failed 70
end the paroxysm. He sneezed and wfthed
ana gaspcd until II seemed as though No muss
surely Ole heroic measures were Necessary.
Looking about for something 70 relieve the suffer
er' two Of his fellow delegates epied the icewater
tank In the opposite corner Lifting II from the
pedestal they rushed back Shaking on the
cover as they pushed through the c1oWd. they
lifted the tank high above the stout mans head
$50 sAN'"AN - -" 'NS ~ SAN WV
MIN ne gufeieo ana eputtereo, ana one ~ mis- arm"
landed IN the PIT OF one OF mis- wouid-bo sewers
stomach The blow was o powerful one. ana
the victim doubled up, looHng his hold on the
ioewater tank clever OH OF mead shiitng
saved the stout man. ana while several Of tns
DELEGATES held him down ana urged MIN 70 %
good Others hustled away tho nero OF tne TANK
scene. After hopping tho water out OF MS eyes,
tho stout man tried TO explain
It's dot that Id afraid OF takig worse colo,
said he 'bcause 10 up 70 the hoit cow But
nave DO bore CLONES win De- COZ eVod shnt A.
orr-r, HOLY boses, 'hors chdg Oh leo oowu oy
back hero. subbody' get IL out say SUB
Of you people doto hurry up, "ode DO uig.
Cup o. DOW. Will you. al eN nat 'ee out "
beckr say, wud Of you pigheads 90 sno'hig!
aedelped' shouted mo presiamt VINO auiing
all this time had been working himself into
heated condition sure TO aeeraSa,e MS iever'
We buss nave order WIN suooody ioox eier
the ioeoad' we VIII proceed WIN me ciscus0od
OF me Hose rover Assoaauods appnoaaoo.
Doe. doe cut inc Iose lever QUIZ wsfe ID
terested ID hay fever al nay lever odiy;
boove we put inc preaden' o. inc hose Fsve1
Assocsuod uaaef inc 'aoie iof huudroo yeers'
shouteo ono oeiege'o' ana ne mo"oo was soc
onoeo ana Carried
Ady'Mg eissr eaked mo pfesoent
fnceoaa Dorgeds reported cuied' voun-
teered q oeiega'e near tne oenHo u 'no hoh' eo
ne waas 70 yell us apouth
| Wha's NAV e1oteoiy demanded INC pfoaoen'
cure iof nay ie'eit VINO INC oeo.
| Doieao, hoeoac Dofgao, Npee'ed tne man
IN the oenue OF inc nan. heard no was cured
bake MD 'el us aoouth ae' up DoiBao. Dof-
sad Doisao' everybody "en's Doisea'
| oans ior Doisen crowned gu. al o.hsl eounoA
| Men stopped only long enough 70 inquire Hon
ono announcer VINO 'niS man Dofs"n "oo' and
| iranuo WIN mo .nou&h' .he' Nnero was eMe
| ior INC diseaso Wnich yeeny mAoe INC masofso's
ior them oahod again ana AGAIN iof DoUon.
Even tno presioeh. shareo In 'he ehcomoph
rounding inc .aoie IN an auemp' 70 MAKE nim'en
| neaio aoo'c INC "muls No 'n'i'eo Doisen 70
| CUP forward. Modesy was apparently one o.
| Dorgan virtues ioi nc iohoo " respond. heno.
| clApping ana shouung gave way 70 hahdRolohiei
waving ana sneenng. euii no ooleen.
hes over 'heie dear 'he wall eenoo .ns
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