The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-08-23

WillistOn 10 70l New Orleans. SO 81
Winnipeg 10 20 Philadelphia 90 81
washington time q p. m. St Paul..
Buy a badge and be in the swim.
The Van Wyck boom seems to have
been carried away in a squaI.
Victor, Col, must acknowledge defeat
at the hand Of the fire fiend
The Shamrock may look very pretty in
her duck suit, but can she sprint?
There is, evidently, no trust in the pub
LEGATION of monthly magazines. Prices
are declining.
Now would be a good time for NJ.
Guerin to come out. Possibly he might
See his shadow
France never gets dizzy over precipices.
France hangs on the brink of revolu-
ton all the time.
There must be something radically
wrong with Dreyfus. The New York Sun
is out in his defense.
Several million army bugs have drifted
into Chicago and. the kissing bugs have
saiIed8over to Milwaukee.
If the opinion of Gen. MERCER out
weighs all evidence in the Dreyfus case
the latter is a doomed man.
One man there is, at least, whom it ap-
pears impossible for Gen. Otis to censor
His name is George Dewey.
Tom Reed will be just a plain lawyer
after Sept. 4. He will, however, continue
to love the Mckinley administration.
Queen Marguerite has lace handker-
chief worth $4,000. A blow on that hand
kerchief would almost kill Marguerite
The accent of automobile is on the
third syllable, but one never thinks Of
that when the lever doesn't work right
The French are the only people who can
stand it to have a Fourth of July every
morning with a matinee every afternoon.
A French scientist has found the whis-
kers of many French physicians full of
microbes. Where was the French bar
Der:
The average depth of the sand in Africa
is forty feet. What a lot of American
politicians there are who ought to live
in Africa.
A member of the Lincoln club an
nounces that congress is controlled by
corporations. Honest confession is good
for the soul.
col. Jouaust shows his hand" says an
exchange. True, and not only his hand.
but his spite, his prejudice, his spleen
and his cussedness.
Boston, it is said, has sent nine tons of
groceries and countless bags of beans to
Porto Ricans. 1t would seem that Sena-
tor Hoar might spare them a few fish
balls
There is always room at the top. A
few years ago Daniel Lamont was a
stenographer getting $75 a month Mr..
Lannon'S private fortune now reaches
S5.OOo00O.
There is a kind of Sartor Resartus tone
to Mr.. Croker's latest plant. He declares
that so far from being boss of Tam
many the latter really bosses him. The
taller retailored; the boss bossed.
1t appears to do the Republicans lots
of good to reflect that as regards most
Of the deviltry perpetrated on this side
of the ocean during the past two months
Mark Hanna will be able to prove an
alibi.
The G b e river excursion on Satl1r-
day next will be an event in which the
realization will come fully up to the an
ticipation. To shakopee and return for
80 cents is an opportunity that should
not be overlooked.
The proposition Of certain Democrats r.
insure long presidential campaign bv
holding their convention in February
must be as gall and NORWOOD to the
trusts. Three months extra leg-pulIino
by the strong man, Hanna, is not exactly
what the trusts had figured or