New-York tribune., 1899-12-03
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Lloyd Lowndes and Richard Lowndes sons OF
Governor Lowndes OF Maryland twins and look
very much alike. According a story going tho
rounds, Richard travelling through Ohio a
year ago, when man came through the cars and
slapped him on the back Hello Lloyd he said.
"stop and spend the night with at Chilli
cothe" Richard said he wasn't Lloyd, but the
man wouldn't believe him. no stopped
Among the people ne met Miss May Quinn.
She liked him and he liked her. but Richard had
been married for several years. SO he told his
brother Lloyd about her, and in process of time
Lloyd went to her. fell in love- proposed. and
married last week When he told his fancee
that he was not the Lloyd she first met. but that
the first Lloyd false Lloyd and really Rich
ard he had a hard time convincing her he was
speaking the truth.
Art.-"spreader pawned his overcoat to get can
TO paint picture"
Yes; what he got for It just enabled him to get
his overcoat back."-Qndanapolis Journal
Boston's Cobb twins, Cyrus and Darius recently
sat for photograph. and when It came home they
were obliged to ask the photographer which was
which
When It's limited express trains were put on
few years ago the lake ShGFs be nrvee of rdng
on them, and John Newell, who was president or
haTate f tickets set etc. Should not be honored the
flyers" 1t not intended, OF course, tnat me
roads shend be void on the fast trains but through
an oversight a yearly pass was sent TO ID. W. Cald-
well president OF the Nickel rate "hich ooFe OH
Not good on Lake Shore limited trains"
A few days after Mr.. Caldwells pass had oeen
issued Mr. Newell received an annual pass on the
Nickel Plate. with the following ing. Endorsement;
Messrs. Neweli and Caldwell remained consistent
enemies until the former de1 ana TsS & sSore
Chicago Times-Herald.
The Anglo-American League has Issued report
OF its first years work. in which It is noted that
.there are indications in United States OF the
continued growth Of friendly feelings toward the
old country and OF belief that the true interests
OF both nations are identical, so that the more
cordial their friendship becomes the better VIII IL
be for the political and commercial welfare OF both
How widely similar feelings prevail in this country
and how sincerely they are held. every one In
Britain knows"
Heres an ,lHna lIen Sords an hour were recently
sent by telegraph from Chicago to Milwaukee,
= clip taat and GII give fa to my WIFE viii make her
whist club feel cheap."-(Cleveand Plain Dealer
''The Scottish American" tells OF a certain young
minister who. when visiting strange congregations.
did not scruple to fish for compliments. On one
such occasion he was invited 10 take dinner with
douce old elder reticelt as they make them.
Manipulate the conversation he would. our
young friend could not get his host TO say ser
mon." and at last he boldly introduced the i'm
portant subject by remarking directly. That was
fine text l had to-day" But the elder knew his
man. lou, ay, there's naething wrang wi the
textw
The Man Behind the Ledger--'I will cause the
name of France to be remembered with terror
throughout foreign lands!" cried the excited Pari-
sian.
Write articles for the papers7"
49,
and make out the bills myself "-(Washington Star.
endowment OF sl25.OOO for the Bishop by placing ten
year endowment policies the lives OF men or
women for the benefit OF the diocese. The diocese
is the sole beneficiary. All endowments are made
payable at death maturity ten years. to the
trustees of the funds and property OF the Prot
estant Episcopal Church in Wisconsin The diocese
will receive an immediate benefit from each endow-
ment taken. and benefit each year during the
continuance OF the endowment Policies from 500
up will be issued. so that persons OF small means
may participate In creating this endowment fund
for the diocese. Guilds and other parish organlza-
tions can pay the premium the policy OF an APP
proved life; thus every parish activity can help to
raise the $4,000 required
Her Little Confidence Game-''we're playing rail-
road train" she said, as she pulled her fathers
paper away. and I'm the conductor Tickets.
He took card from his pocket and handed II to
her She looked at II intently for n minute and
then handed II back. THAT was issued yesterday"
che said, "and isn't good to-day You'll have 10
pay cash or get OFF the train"
He gave her dime. He knew he had been
worked. but what else could he 6o?-(Chicago
Post.
Arm of English soap makers which gives q
halfpenny 10 the Transvaa war fund for every
cake OF soap sold has already sent In 1900 TO the
fund.
You can at least have the satisfaction OF know
ing 10 take back"
that's right. answered the candidate who Vas
packing q travelling bag, Il have nothing to take
back The people around here who took my money