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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-05-06
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-11-02

The last cars of the King stree,
line going to Waikiki and Palama
pass the Anchor Saloon. The
cleverest mixologists in the city
are there always to put you up
anything you may desire. Drop
in and take drop before you take
the car. The celebrated Seattle
beer is to be had here on draught
A full line of liquors including the
famous A. A. Jesse Moore Whisky
etc., always on hand. Received
per Warrimoo, Rainier Book Bee
on draught. The Anchor Ssloo,
is here to plaase ito na,rons.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-11-02
MMUNiCATION.

Mr. EDITOR: 1 read in the Adj
v,rrisgr of Oct. 81, 1899, that the
Hon. A. b. Loebenstein the politi.
cal lion of Hawaii, is likely to be
forced to leave his beloved Hilo,
g forward to Washington as a
Rspresei tative of the people on
that Scr, at Island" Permit me
to say in onnection with this un.
,ught for mission, freed an
d"nhtedly upon the gentleman,
that a better selection could no,
~ y been advocated by the pro.
jectors. Writing as one who has
a knowledge of bis many parts
aud yet undeveloped, great abili.
ties, L consider that in him is con-
tanned all the necessary ipgredi.
ents for a successful plesdrr. His
light of intelligence and ability
in forcpful expression of his own
personal opinions and views IN
pun ~ VI ptiNdte utetluSo hho
av bAen "bu, heled." Th" much
lauded Statesmen at WasnIng-
ton will find iu Mr.. Loebenstein
"a foeman worthy of their ton
CUES"
But, it is a question of para.
mount importance, what is Hilo,
great as it is, now bee ming great.
er, what | ask will Hilo do with
out Loeben. tein ? Mr.. Loeben-
stein is ambitious; he would may
hap have accepted the portfolio of
the Minister of the Interior, and
why, or why not did President
UoIe remember him and thus
avoid the prospective calamity of
the Honorable Gentleman's de
parture. Mr.. Loebenstein il a
patriot as such he may nccept the
mission and "leave his country
for his Country's good" Alas,
but, il it must be, it must be; il
Mr.. Loebenstein can go, let him
go, aud If not, why not"
CAKE WALK
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-11-02
WAIT FOR BRYAN's ELECTION.

New York Oct 2i-Special dis
patch TO The Herald from San Isidro
via Manila says:
General Lswton is now giving
his personal attention to getting
the boats containing subsistence
and ammunition stores up the
Rio G ande. but they are still
four miles away. 1t is a serious
problem to undertake to supply
the troops here, as the water is
too shallow for Launches.
Some twenty American prison
ers are reported to have been
moved north from here two days
ago
Filipino newspaper makes the
statement that independence will
p- given to the islands 10 Decem.
her when Bryan will he elected
President of the United States.
The newspaper also makes the
statement that the American ca
sualties ha: e been 3d., 90 since
last February and that the policy
now is a reiIeating fight. A
Filipino officer who had been
captured in an interview, said he
had no wish to return to camp, az
they were short of ammun ton.
This town is to be put under a
civil administration. One hun
dred men of the 34th are coming
to San Isidro to act as scouts.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-11-02
- self Preservation

Is the FIRST law of Nature" For
this reason everyone who is i'll de.
aires to become we'll. Those who
have impure or impoverished
blood turn to Hoods Sarsaparilla;
because they know it will enrich
and purify their blood and give
them good health. To take this
medicine on the first appearance
of impure blood is an important
etep toward self preservation.
Hoods Pills cure sick headache
indigestion. y
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-11-02
Kaijulani
.TpaCt

Situated on the east side OF
Kalihi Valley. The view to
Pearl Harbor is the best in
the city of Honolulu. The
soil is very deep; no stones
or rocks on the place.
Water will be laid before
purchasers are ready to build.
A space will be set apart,
in memory of the Princess
Kaiulani, for a park.
The lots will be sold ut the
lowest prices in the market,
with which other real estate
agents will not afford to COM
pete.
Applications for lots will
be received at our Office, and
will be given preference of
choosing lots in the order they
are received.
For further particulars ap.
ply to
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-11-02
--Established 1853
-Established 1855
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BANKERS.
Transact a General BANKING

Transact a General Banking
md Exchange Business.
Commercial and Traveller .
,etters of Credit issued, avail.
BILE in all the principal cities
fthe world.
Interest allowed after July
l. 1898, on fixed deposits 8
months 3 per cent, 6 months
81 per cent, II months 4
per cent.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-11-02
BISHOP & co.
SavingsBank

......::.."::...... Savings Deposits win b
received and interest allowed bv Ali ,
Bank at four and one-half per cant.
per annum. The terms, rules and
regulations OF the Hawaiian Postal Saw.
ings Bank have been adopted as far IA
II Is practicable to apply the m, and the
Cash Reserve Of $50, 900 as required nm.
der the Postal Act will be maintained.
Printed copies Of the Rules and Rao.
ulations may be obtained on application
BISHOP a co,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-11-02
FOR SALE,
Fresh Milk
at IL cents
a Quart (!

Delivered in any quantities to suit.
Leave your orders at STAR NJ TRY,
or TELEPHONE 1903.
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-11-02
T5s Yokohama Specie Bank
Paid UP Capital..............Yen I2,ooo,coo
Reserve Fund.......".........Yen 7,3oo,coo
HEAD OFFICE, YOKOHAMA.

BRANCHES AND AGENCIES,
aooe, London, Lyons, New York,
Ban Francisco, Shanahni
Bombay, Hong Kong.
TOXIC Nagasaki
The Bank buys and receives for coll. @
ton Bills Of Exchange, issues Drafts and
Letters OF Credit on the above branches
and Agencies, and transacts a genera
banking business.
INTEREST ALLOWED
On Fixed Deposit for "a months. mar can, .
L q Fixed Deposit for months. ,H
On Fixed Deposit for mos,
INTEREST ALLOWED
BY the Head Once. At Yokohama, on Cursp, r..
posit. $40 sen per day.
VI r'asa Deposit for "a months. 81 per cent -.
new Republic Building. Ill King St., HonVnI,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-11-02

The Australia" brought II
tons of pictures and framing
materials for King Bros. If
you are in hurry to make a
wedding or birthday present,
look over the framed pictures,
of which they have over 600
fresh from the factories of the
East. Drop in and have a look;
at KING BROS,
no Hotel street,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

ST. PAUL policemen must be trying to achieve
reputation for imbecility. Just imagine the rank
injustice of dragging into court two little tots ten and
eleven years DID, neither Of them old enough to COM
prehend the proceedings Such Exemplary JUS
tice benefits none, with the exception Of Old Nick,
who must smile approvingly the harvest increases
in bulk
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

IT is claimed, that the coffee of Porto Rico is
much superior to the chosest blends of Mocha and
Java. The finest grades of this coffee has been
going to France to make the famous 'cafe noir' OF
the Parisian All of the Porto Rican coffee crop
has found market in continental Europe, Amer
leans refusing to pay the price of excellence.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

If General MERCER looks anything like the car
toons being published in this country, he should be
arrested on general principles In this country a
man with such despicable mug, is usually given
about three hours to leave town. That face would
easily capture first prize at dog show.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

THAT Learned professor" who was respon-
sible for having Labor Day Monday, instead OF
the middle of the week, must have had head like
a bullfrog We shouldn't wonder but what he is
still greasing his pumpkins with goose oil so they
can keep up with the vine.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

AMONG other institutional papers that have rel
egated the word "convict' beyond it's vocabulary is
the Star of Hope, of Sing Sing, N. Y We have
dropped it because it is referred to representing
something morbid, vicious and depraved. Fall in,
bows and embalm it.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

SEVERAL new and well-edited journals have
reached desk lately, among which particular
attention was given to the Culbertson Era. "Old"
Cole is jolly old soul, and gets off very per-
tinent sallies. He has brain that is elastic as
ice in hot weather.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

JOHN BULL seems to have rather hastily rele-
gated to oblivion the fact that arbitration was re-
Gently discussed to settle all international
disputes. England is right in her element when
adding to her laurels by conquering unprotected
territory.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

modern times, is working an airship It was high
time that this incarnated monster spending his
time on his knees with open bible instead of
trying to sneak into heaven with the assistance of
airship.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

The betelguese Of McKinley's administration
is now travelling in Germany. Whenever he graces
city by his royal presence, he sends on agent to
corner the egg market. This is rather expensive
but he can afford not to take any chances.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

AN EXCHANGE says that he would like to know
who occupies the tripod The MIRROR. Well,
we are the man that used to sell shepherds to
William Jennings Bryan for white bass. This hap
pened about the time the crime of '73 was per-
petrated
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

The MABEL TRIBUNE, bright, snappy little
yearling, narrowly escaped scathing at our
hands On re-perusal Of the supposedly offensive
article that aroused ire, ascertaned that the
Objectionable satire was not intended for The
"roast'' we had prepared, was taken from the hind
leg of mule, but we reverently tipped it into the
waste-b basket.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

Now that Waldorf Astor and the Bradley Mar
tins have taken themselves out of the country for
good to the relief of respectable people, wouldn't
it be good idea for the health officer of New York
to fumigate that town?
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

PRESIDENT FIGUERo, of San Domingo, has alb
dictated in favor of Jimines It seems that figures
don't count for much in that country.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

The abnormal and unprecedented craze forwealth
in the Old World has reached degree that will
cause monarchs to scramble for their safety. Eng
land seems to banker after all the gold felds Russia
desires all the chinaware she can obtain, while
America has fell in love with poor Aguinaldo's
whistle. From prevailing conditions it seems that
she will succeed.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

NOTWITHSTANDING the fact that we have
received some very hattering announcements from
the pens of the nobility of Usonia, still the
same sized hat as heretofore. Many thanks, gents.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07
O O % OOO OO 600 300

neither the bride or groom eat
morsel of their favorite dish Of
fried limburger.
''The Beers are gathering" says
an exchange. The I-told-you-so
bore will continue as plentiful as
ever. Unlike decayed apples on a
tree, they never take tumble.
Chicago is getting to be great
butter market. Some of it is so
strong that 1t could be hung on a
nail in the sun without danger Of
changing it's position.
A redheaded girl over in st.
Paul met white COW on her way
to church to get married, and she
Immediately washed the slate of
all engagements. Even an extra
diamond engagement ring couldn't
induce her to change her mind.
An old maid at Newport, while
being proposed to by an old bach
elor, forgot what she was doing
and famed herself so hard and per-
sistently that she contracted pneu-
monia and died. That's what you
call hard luck.
Dewey is expected back on Sept.
29th, and still our planet maintains
it's normal equilibrium. There
will be no danger of it tipping up
with Shafter on the other end.
When you swipe our stuff dear friend,
Don't forget that to us is due
Credit for our work; and then
We will do the same by you.
$$$
A treaty concluded between the
United States and the sultan of
Sulu, permits slavery and poly
gamy. This is "Christianity and
civilization" with vengeance. It's
really in-sultan to the people Of
this country.
Eve undoubtedly was the first
person to use profane language,
for when Adam accused her Of
eating the apple she replied: IL
don't care Adam if I did,"
The California plum crop is
reported to be a record breaker.
Pennsylvania, however, is yet to be-
heard from.
Market reports say that horses
are active. Well! this is news.
It is said that gooseberries fed
to young chickens will make them
web-footed.
Since the automobiles turned
the noble horse over to the beef
packers, who is going to look after
the "Cruelty to Animals Society?'
$50
Aunties seems to be the fashion.
We wonder if any of them are re-
lated to poker anti?
Advise from Wis. cheese centers.
indicate that cheese is lively. All
the lively cheese, however, is not
produced in Wis.
A successful green goods man
the gardener.
"Say, Skinny, watts der-fuss er-
bout dis French dat ate der
border raw?"
81 dun no Petite. lister hazy
fur me-"
Although the Retail Harness.
makers Association is in session
in st. Paul, it is hoped there wont.
be hitch in bringing off the State.
Fair.
"Do your joints pain your
reads an advertisement for Pink
Pills. Not us, but it's evident that
their existence hurt the feelings
of the w. G. T. U.
$$$
Bogus constables are at work in
Chicago. Head them off some
body for heavens sake! The real
thing is bad enough.
$$$
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

Upon big load of new-mown hay.
| He sold the hay and then got jagged,
And by policeman he was bagged.
! When he got home his wife she roared,
The poor farmer she rOundly scored,
where's the jag of yarn, told you to get?"
"Why, I've the jag, but the yarn, not yeti"
A waiter over in Iowa, was very
near killed for persisting in spit
ting in cuspidor at meal time.
The judge acquitted the man as
the offense merited drastic meas
ures. Still there are those who
think that justice is blind.
Paris, Texas, is bound that she
shall not be underestimate in
tragedy. Two cotton pickers died
in one day on a wager; both had
a mules ear in their pocket.
Duplicity is always up-to-date
and thriving.
Since the prairie chicken sea-
son opened, the farmers up in this
section pen up their turkies, chick
ems and four-footed animals.
An old time crook in st. Paul
eluded the police the other day by
resorting to jiggamaree. Copie
has taken to the woods with eight
yards of half inch manila rope
under his shirt, and cat and four
mongrel dogs close on his heels
who are trying to get another smell
of his socks.
Aguinaldo has been taken in.
He bought two ponderous big gold
bricks from an enterprising yankee.
General Otis claims that his
sleep is of a choppy nature. The
press correspondents must be still
hewing to the line.
"Don't throw that bluff about
the Jaws of death at me-" said
the man with scolding wife. els
there nothing to the jaws Of life?"
Some men never meet with any
failures in life, for the reason that,
they never try for any Of life's
successes.
The most appropriate gift to
make a drunkard is a string of
(beer) beads.
| Lot surely was a gentleman.
| On this I'll bet check.
| For when his wife did look back,
He didn't say "rubberneck.''
Most Of the cablegrams from
France regarding the Dreyfus
trial, should be held at quarantine
until they become too stale to
publish.
His Majestic Nibs, the car of
all the Russias, is going to have
his think pan fixed. It has needed
it for long time. Probably some
of his ''dear subjects" would like
to fix it for him.
No one ever speaks Of Oscar
Wilde any more; possibly for the
same reason that no one ever
thinks of stirring up the deposit
in a sewer.
If beef goes up much higher
the kids on the planet Mars will
be able to reach it with fish lines.
In Manila the policemen go
armed with dynamite. In case of
a fire they can have little blow
out on the side.
That fellow in Morris, ILL.,, who
was robbed three times in one day,
is certainly contributing toward
increasing the monetary circula-
ton.
A minister down in Tennessee
has just been arrested for moon
shining. His plea is that he was
deeply interested in astronomy as
a pastime.
Although we are not hungry,
the Wolf(er) is continually at the
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

FROM the meager reports received from the
Asiatic squadron, one would naturally suppose that
it was our ships instead of SPANS that taking
submarine voyage.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

WHISKY and sugar both the rise. The
former always has been very active except when it
lies in a warehouse or in some old soak who has fell
in the gutter
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

BRYAN is temporarily taking much needed
rest During the meantime his subordinates will
be figuring where they at
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07
n 0 TIC E.

PERSONS receiving copies of THE MIRROR who are
Oil regular please consider such
sample copies. If, after reading, conclude tina
THE MIRROR is worthy of patronage send your
this office for a trial subscription at rate,
published above.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

SINCE Ella Wheeler Wilcox has entered the
journalistic harness out in Denver, we may look for
the snow to melt on Pixies Peak.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

THE editor of THE PRISON MIRROR, Saltwater is not
an expansonst. But they still keep tab hm.-Annan
dale Advocate Post.
Be careful there, you Hottentot. We are full
grown expansionist and believe that few sheets OF
expansion could be used to considerable advantage
in rubbing off the barnaces that cluster around the
administration heart. The trouble with the aorty
of these cyclonc expansionists is that Deweys ex
plot has caused their eyes to expand to such liberal
proportions that i: cracked the bulb. Now they
not only deaf to the cry of oppressed Cuban and
Filipino, but are as blind as chunk of oleomar:
garine.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

EXPERT testimony is becoming unreliable as
weather reports At the Dreyfus trial these profound
monarchs of infaliblity contradicting each
others evidence with persistency and information
of voice that is equally convincing. At best it
proves the fraility else entire worthlessness of
such evidence II is also plainly apparent that they
are liable to form wrong deductions from evidence
that is neither obscure surrounded with technical
distractions. Sometimes such evidence runs in a
grove-like channel guided side by hatred and
self PRIDE and the other by jealousy and fanat
icism. If this conflict of testimony reaches much
higher altitude of mendacity, it will soon become
dangerous.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07
ADJECTVAL.

"The man marry" she calmly said,
''Must have no bad habits bred,
He must be handsome, manly, loving,
Generous, liberal, daring"
"Great Scott" he interrupted with roar,
"You should marry a big department store, y
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

HARD coal is right on the upward jump. When
it gets up somewheres near where beef has arose to-
there might be a roast after ALL
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

GEN. WEYLER, the most notorious barbarian o
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

To EXPECT iberality from some men, is like
chopping down solid tree hoping that it contains
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

LABoR1A must get much pleasure out of those
French generals when cornered does a hunter
when he attacks skunk.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

The man with hobby is dangerous mass of
destructive material. His reasoning is faulty as
his calculations deceiving.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-09-07

SAM JONES, the jejune evangelist of Ohio, will
have awful reckoning some day with a sedate,
urbane gentleman called Saint Peter who has a
plantation across the border. He has applied the
torch and consumed the slender fibers that held in
check the elastic imagination possessed by weak
minded persons, by his sensational preaching about
hell and it's attending horrors, for 10 these many
years. Instead of filling heaven with contented and
conservative disciples of Jesus he has had brilliant
success in filling mad houses and Potters field In
our humble opinion we don't believe in the existence
of such habitation, and, what is more, there isn't
no substantial evidence to corroborate the TACT
Conscience alone is the mental arbitrator which
rewards virtue and honesty and Furnishes hypocrisy
and dishonesty in equal and impartial proportions