The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-01-22
WHAT 5VANCY LEE THINKS OF
THE MORMON CONGRESSMAN

made twins CT The saay." This Is what
that wise sors of Rene 3 long: ne VII
make tw!rs O. hts 93-z1msn. ard give the
result Of his astutxSess to the queen regent
O. Spain and 10 President MCKINLEY
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1T would be funny, aa9 no mistake. eor
! ta. T-r.ise5 States government 20 pension
ex-Contsserzte fsel3terz Mr. AekIuley's
visit 10 the South was ua1e eea1<itul oy
The friendly feeling SHOWN ~ tie people,
Irrespective ~ where Trey were oo9h
There Was ginlug and dining al 3sonS
south OF Mason and DixoE's iiue. And =
lovely feeling os brotherhscd was Iaiae5
forth by the presidents visit to tas land
o. the orange blossom There - no cal.
however a. Mr.. Allen of Nebraska SID,
10 pension the ex-1su1teGerases. These so4-
dsers themselves would not n the majority
care TO Re panssoaed- am sure many Of
them woal.i feei ike the SINAI. boy whose
mother frs. spanks HIN and then gives
him sugar piums- II the Spanking aere
deserved tae sugar piuEas are Enrneritec;
II the spanking were unjust. then sugar
plums are Insult added 70 injury.
No; We are al a. peace now The war
with Spain mas reunited the United states.
aud SO let Us abide.
= READ OF a strange physical phenom-
.E-L1I. n man II x>AAa-ls ~ A.s "os
struck on the head by q locomotive. He
waa carried 70 8 hospital and. lying there,
be whistled for 30 hours airs the merr!ess
and gIaaaest and tf.oSe of more importance,
Until be died. The physicians said that the
musical section Of his brain had been lib
Grated He whist.ed the ''cayalieria Rus
tieaaa" over and over. and would then
break into music hall melodies VIVA.
strange things we do hear about We are
"fearfuiIy and wonderfully made"
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THE latest thing IN New York IL "Oli
Glory act to music. The ste-eop,icon
pictures follow each other Ia quick sue
esssion as the military band rolls out the
story OF Old glory IN brass and wood.
MFR ELL. Brooks has invented this tell
ing OF the story by pictures, and II Is said
BY those who have seen and heard that It
f. most beautiful and thrilling. The audi
eaces rise and applaud, as the martial
strains echo and the pictures tel the pa
trlot.c story.
r Spain Is really so anxious to sell on
her Islands, why doesn't sne do the
thing In the approved and honored mercan-
tile way and advertise all over the world
that there viii be q great bargain sale
OF the Marianne, Ladrone. Caroline and
Pelew islands. TO which all the nations OF
the earth are Invited without regard TO
age. color or station" There might be
jousts and tournaments and perhaps
bull fight 10 entertain the visiting stran-
gers, and then the islands would bring a
far richer price auc;ioned of this way.
than just sold 10 some poky premier, or
king or emperor strictly on the q. /.
Bargains are always aliuring. One ex-
poets so much more than one gets, and at
sales u old buds often prices are paid
higher than one would pay for the articles
when quite new.
Spain get up monster auction OF all OF
her islands big and iittle-I mean all
those that America viii 60, choose to an
mex.
/ n Siberia, II man be dissatisfied with
the most trivial acts OF his wife ne
tears cap or ven from her face and that
constitutes a divorce. Until / read the
above / thought Seattle was the easiest
place in the world to get a divorce abou:
nothing, but In Siberia one does not even
have 10 pay lawyer fee The man
tears the veil, and the deed Is done.
guess the lawyers here ara glad that the
cap and vel act don't go out West.
m r. MOUJTRIE. an English musician.
rs happening TO be in Peking lately and
having heard about the state which the
pianoforte owned by the emperor OF China
was in. offered 10 clean it. The ivory keys
were filthy and were covered with Chi
nese characters. The emperor was much
pleased when the tone OF the piano was re-
stored, hu, objscted seriously to the Chi
nese characters being removed from the
Keys and commanded Mr.. Moultrie TO re-
store them. This was done, and the en-
reror was so delighted that In his child
like and bland way he sent perambuiator
and A jinrksha 70 the musician tina. Mr..
Moultfie might also mend these. And vet
the average American looks down on the
Attachments OF this wonderful race who
like that Estle insect of which the club
man sings has no Wings al all but gets
there just the same" NANCY LEE.