The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-11-05
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letter from Ada, Mimi. from one q
our NOBLE brotherhood advises us that
there the movement which we fear 10
coming to a strong demonstration Two
| OF inc five physicians are of the Shrek
Ing SiSterhood," and one of them is the
senior partner in medical firm of which
| the junior member is a mere man. Two
very good-looldng young women conduct
! Il large dry goods store, assisted or.y
| by a half-grown boy, who walks around
| and does his duty like the carpenter In
! Alice in Wonderland. The county su
! perintendent of schools Is a blooming
/ maiden, and was lately the victim Of IN
amusing error. The principal Of the Ada
! school (trousers) has to report frequently
! to the county superintendent of schools
! tskrts). He never dinches from his duty
! however. no matter how often in the day
he has TO run across and see her. Some
! men live in the atmosphere OF danger
! and rejoice. He ordered a ton of coal
| the other day and the driver delivered it
to the house Of the county superintend-
I ert on the ground that he thought that
| the school principal lived there Mean
while all Ada is a-grin, and the other
! men also ram"
A very sad Trims happened recent in
the Solomon islands. a Kanaka, sne
| Of the natives. was on his honeyn ION
| with his wife and intended to land on
| the Island where the tribe of his wife
| lived He, however, made the mistake
/ of landing at the wrong place and was
promptly seized. overpowered and eaten.
| The bride was Immediately provided
with new husband, but it shows how
careful woman ought to be about lot
ting her husband ~- vt alone.
There has been Il new sect started
son no. In T.
ming a close second to faith cure. Dowie-
ism and SIGH 1t has educational ad-
vantages which might be wholesome for
those needing something stronger than
absent treatment The doctrines and
tenets of the new body are not defined.
but the treatment OF the sick is espe-
cialfy noted When a man becomes III
his coreligionists Immediately beat him
with the Bible until he admits he Is bet
ter, or retires to his corner and calls off
the masseurs. There has not been, as
far as reported any undue haste on the
part of the public to get into this new
fold, most moderns preferring to take
the Scriptures internally, and not caring
for external application.
Children are sometimes very wise. This
little girl knows Il thing or two about
clubs. The following are her remarks
about her doll club:
"Of course ] have a club; just like
mamma. My dolly is president and I
got the chair for her. You see. she eX-
piained in whisper. there's only dOllies
in it. and the dolly that makes the most
noise Is president just like mammals
club. That's my dolly. She talks when
yOU push her back. |. broked the spring
and now she talks till she is ruined
down So she's president. Don't you
think ttat's nice?'
The Anglcmaniacs in this country are
preparing black-bordered handkerchiefs
in which tC shed crocodile tears, because
the mother country is getting it in the
neck. The dear queen is so worried and
is racklng her poor old brain TO find a
way of getting the mines without 50
much bloodshcd. The idea Of lighting in
this day of civilization aid trolley cars
and nickel-in-the-slot machines; why
couldn't the Beers hand over their cou1-
try and not make such fuss about IL?
They are kopclessly behind the times and
have even refused TO allow their Bible to
be revised In the meantime Uncle Paul
is putting "a top dressing of sell mixed
with English blood on his ground and
tho farmers think 1t improves the cut
look for a crop. If old Dom could add
Napoleon Rhodes to his collection Of
curios, he would be quite happy. We
must confess to L sneaking fond
ress for Rhodes because of has CN-
tremcly sensible ideas of women and
their place. Rhodes knows that women
are slippery customers. How he knows
1t is his business We get at it by differ
emit processes. But in this country we
must sympathZe with England In her
present difficulty, because during our late
unpleasartness with Spain, seeing that
we were bound to come cut On top. Eng
land gave us support. in talk. Now We
4 fr-f.
British, but in the light of recent in
vestigatior. X is doubtful whether this
can uruthfully b. "aled moral support
Now we are enc" said the bride with
smile. Eyes, but which one?" replied
the groom, who desired to know at the
start who was vice president.
A St Paul man had n very unpleasant
experience the other night in an uptown
apartment house. Like ali respectable
married men. he was at home and IN boz
by II o'clock, but his wife was out He
fell into soft slumbe- and was dreaming
he had three threats and was perfectly
happy. when he was awakened by the
sound of the bell. He made up his mind
it had been ringing for long time. 50 he
rushed for the door. only to find no one
there. He stepped out to look down the
hall. when suddenly his door blew shut
and he was locked out in the cold world
H. his robe de mutt! Shiver5 ran up and
down his spine inwardly and outwardly
and he knew not whether to yell fire or
murder. but decided neither was appro-
pirate for the occasion and decided to
await developments. He had not long to
wait He heard the gentle fall OF feml-
nine footsteps and his hair began to rise.
nearer and nearer they came. until she
turned the corner Of the hall and beheld
him. 1t was one OF the ladies of the
house, a friend of his wife's: should he
bow and try to look rs If he spent every
evening" in the hall in that attire. or
should he cut her dead? She decided the
matter by running screaming Gown the
hall crying help! help!' At this hesdS
were put out Of every deer ANA AFTER ;tu
the house had been informed that Mr.
Lock had gone mad and WAS doing song
and dance in the hall with his high-wa er
suit on. somebody got key and let him
in his room. where he was found b. MS
wife an hour later. muttering to himself
and saying things that did not sound like
his prayers. The next morning he went
out the side way and breakfastcd at his
club.
The newly made widower was dis uss-
ing arrangements with the undertaken
You will ride with the family of the de-
ceased" said the latter "Well, VIII IL
| must" said the bereaved husband, sbut
it viii spoil my day." REGGIE