The Bellefontaine Republican. [volume] (Bellefontaine, Logan County, Ohio) 1855-1905, 1899-10-13
TIE Parsons Box.

Rivers. the old Maine guide, as he tip
ped his cracker box back against the
front of the country store, upon whose
platform company Of village loafers
had -'.speakin of war reminds
me of sort of Quaker parson that ust
to come up into these parts every win
ter and travel round among the lumber
camps, holdin religious services. That
man was the deadest sot ag'in blood
sheddin of anybody ever see, before OF
since. He didn't even believe in war
between man and varmints, sayin that
it was crime ag in God to take the life
he had given any critter Of his'n. He
wouldn't eat meat becuz it was slain,
and sometimes, / can tell ye. boys, the
poor cuss was reel hard put to it for
bellyful here in the woods whar the
heft of our provender ust to be wild
meat. I've seen him go to bed half fam
ished. when he'd stop at one of my
camps for night and find me out of
everything but tea and venison.
"The parson-as we fellers up here
called him: he was a good sort of
chap, too-was so determined not to
shed the blood of any livin critter that
he wouldn't even fight varmints in self
defense. He didn't carry any weppin
besides his ak and jackknife, and these
he only used for cuttin his wood and
buildin his camps. What did he do
when pestered by wild critters, then
That 8 what I'm a-goin to tell ye
'The parson Travelled through the
o1u Nth c<rovp cob how ,hort y
feet long and 21a broad, sot on tobog-
gan. It was the stoutest, best built box
ever see, put together with four inch
screws and bound on the inside with
steel strips and brackets The top raised
up, lid fashion, and was fastened on by
eight big brass hinges, Inside thar was
chain sock to lioId the cover down, so
the devil himself couldn't raise it with
out pullin the box to pieces. Thar were
two or three small holes bored in the
end of the box for ventilation. and I'll
be blamed if that parson feller didn't
ust to dump his duds out in the snow
and crawl into that box whenever
wolves or painter or bar got arter him,
and thar he d cuddle down. as snug and
peaceful as kitten in a basket. and
let them critters paw his chist around
ontil they got tired of it Thar ust to
be scratches a quarter Of an inch deep
all over that box where varmints he'd
clawed it, and the parson has told me
that sometimes he lay thar for a hull
| night or hull day till whatever crit
ter was interested in him got its Curl
osity kind of wore off and left in arch
of softer vittles. More than oncet he
come within an inch of freezin and
would have froze if it hadn't been for
| the blanket he had in the box with him.
But sartin sure no varmint that roamed
the woods was able to crack the parson g
shell, and he wa n t no hard shell Baptist
| neither.
81 s'pose he might have gone on
boxin of himself up that way till he got
all the choppers in the woods convarted
| if it hedn't been for an accident that
| disturbed his arrangements and kind
of demoralized his principles. I'll tell
ye how it happened.
'tMe and him was on the way to the
Jennings lumber camp. away up near
the headwaters of the Alleguash 1t
| was spiteful cold weather in February,
and we was anxious to reach shelter
before nightfall. The parson' box was
kind of hard draggin up them hills,
but he stuck to it and said it want
any wuss than my pack. anyway,
which was true enough. guess
"Waal. it got to be along about 8
o'clock in the AFTERNOON, when I'll be
| gosh darned eff / didn t hear wolf. two
or three miles back. give his long drawn
howl on our traill Now. thinks l, Mr.
Parson and Mr.. Rivers, there's goin tc
be plenty of excitement for ye in about
an hour The parson knew what was
comm as well as l. and he says: q
think thar's room for two in my box.
Mr.. Rivers. Will thee not jine me thar,
when we are obliged TO seek safety. on
til these poor critters become weary Of
their thirst for human blood?'
'Thankin you for yer hospitality
parson, says l, it will agree with my
constitution better, | think. to climb g
tree and pick off them varmints. one by
one. till the coast is clear for a warm
supper and dry bunk.
1
mournful eyes, the bloodthirstiness ol
man. made in thine image Neverthe
less ! will continue with thee, my
friend, ontil the peril is upon u.s. The1
perhaps thee will reconsider and entel
the box with me.
I" That remains to be seen. parson,
says 1. for | didn't want to hurt hi
feelin' g too bad all at oncet
"In the meanwhile the howl of tn,
first wolf had been answered by anothe
and another. and putty soon the wood
seemed to be full of the yellin devils
1t wa mt great while afore we coult
see 'em skulkin arter US among tn
trees, and l come to the conclusion i
was time to get fixed for business. 'Ge
into yer box, parson, says 1, for I'v
picked out my tree and the limb wha
! I'm goin to set.
"'Thee will not iine me, then2' say
ho bepinnin to mitch ont hia nlunder