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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-07-19

OF ground assigned him and Is permit
ted To raise vegetables. Prizes are Civ
en- for the best result.
This year athletic grounds haV.
been added and a club house for the
boys OF the neighborhood.
There are no strikes here and no
lock-outs. Why. indeed. should there
be?
\ prominent German socialist. visit
ing the factory. said: This Is all n
mean by socialism" Another said:
You make money and happiness at
the same time" All this costs the
company large sum. but. besides get
ting its own profits. the lives OF thou
sands are broadened and made more
happy. When capital becomes Eeuer-
Gus TO labor, labor becomes loyal to
capital. The employer realizes that IL
Is to his interest to- make the employee
as much OF man rs possible. physi-
.Cally. intellectually. morally. This
represents q distinct advance In fac
tory life. The workman Is not mere
~ hand; he Is soul" Put more
into his soul, give him more to think
about. give him "A better dwelling and
better surroundings. open new vistas 81
life. and he will. out OF his strength
ened manhood. give YOU better ssTY-
ice.
Passing by many interesting feat
uTes. such rs lectures. stereoptiCon
talks. Saturday half holiday. the train
ing-sChOOl for statesmen. cooking
classes. library. let us not neglect tn
mention the House o! Usefulness and
the Sunday school.
The House OF Usefulness Is the social
settlement. Here resides the deacon
n
ganiZations-boys' and girls clubs.
musical organizations. kindergarten.
mothers meetings. relief associations.
The leverage obtained here upon the
lives OF boys and girls seems incIlcu-
liable.
Pleasant Sunday Afternoons-thisi Is
the title given TO the Sunday school.
Ii has seven hundred members. and
meets on the third floor OF one OF the
factory buildings. \ printed pro-
gramme IS used. with a Scripture les
son. First there is u drill OF the Boys
| Brigade. then choir professional.
then singing and responsive reading.
and quotation OF selected verses. Scrip
tural or otherwise. then a twenty min
ute address. and remarks by the dea-
coness. The subjects of study are
practical life lessons. such as Work.
I"Charity." "Child-life.' Liberty" The
basis OF the study is the Scriptures
but illustrative material from every
source is welcome. Often the stereop-
ticon is used in the school to- show
scenes OF travel. the beauties OF nature
best methods of home-making or land
scape gardening. There Is nothing
traditional. nothing hoary-hcaded
about this factory system. not even In
the Sunday school. Walking amidst
these new industrial conditions one
feels as IL he had already pushed
through the door of the new century.
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w. J. QUINN.
Re0| ES|Q|e AQe|||.
40 Montgomery St.
San Francisco. California.

The attention of those
having capital to invest is
called TO the fact, that no city
in the United States or prob
ably no city in the world
offers better opportunities to
make profitable or fortunate
investments i'm Real Estate
than does the city of San
Francisco at the present
time.
A great many reasons can
be given why San Francisco
realty will advance in value
from now on.
! offer my experience and
knowledge Of values to in
tending buyers of business
properties or residence sites.
| can submit some very de-
sirable purchases of Real
Estate that will yield a fine
income and steadily advance
in value.
Information cheerfully Civ
en-. Parties coming from the
Islands who desire to invest
are requested to call. I will
be happy 10 correspond with
any who may wish to obtain
information in regard to San
Francisco Real Estate.
Full charge taken of prop
erty and taxes paid for alb
sent owner.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-07-19
NEW BISHOPS

At New Orleans July Rev. =. ale =.
Barnada OF Cuba and Rev. James II.
Blenk OF New Orleans were consccra-
ted by Archbishop Chapellc. the first
as archbishop OF Santiago de Cuba and
the second as bishop of Porto Rico.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-07-19
AN EPIDEMIC OF DrARRHoEA

Mr.. \. Sanders. writing from Cocoa
nut Grove. Fla. says there has been
quite an epidemic OF diarrhoea there.
He had n severe attack and was cured
by four doses of Chamberlain's collie.
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. He
says he also recommended IL to 9th
ers and they say IL is the best medi-
cine they ever used. For sale by all
dealers. Benson. Smith & Co. Ltd.
agents for II. l.
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fHBYOKOHAMA SPECIE BANK
LIMITED.
Paid Up Capital $1,000. Ven 1000 Goa
Reserve Fund .......... Yen TOO. GO
HEAD OFFICE: YOKOHAMA
BRANCHES AKIN .rE~r-trS.

AANsstD VI W. AofAottAnA-
BRANCHES AND AGENCIES:
Kobe. London. Lyons. New York.
san Francisco. Shanghai. Bonn
hay. Hong Kong. Tokyo.
INTEREST ALLOWED:
ON Fixed Deposit for y months q. c.
y. n
on Fixed Deposit for months ~ PC
y. n
on FIXED Deposit for = months D. C.
=. a.
INTEREST ALLOWED by THE
HEAD OFFICE At YOKOHAMA
ON Current Deposit Z per cent y. -
on FIXED Deposit for - months. . n C.
.. n
The Bank buys and receives for col
lestson Bills az Exchange issues
Drafts and Letters of Credit on the
above Branches and Agencies and
tTausscts = general banking buSiacx-
Agency Yokohama Spec. Bank
New Republic Bldg. Honolulu. n l.
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m. w. MccHESNEY & Suns.
Wholesale GrWsrs and Dealers In Lats0 n
Soc Fl1dlnkS.

Agents Honolulu Soap Works Com
pany. Honolulu. and Tanncry.
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JUST ARRIVED
New Importation Of

New Importation OF
SILK GOODS. in the piece. SILK
HANDkERCHIEFS. SILK SHAwI.S.
DECORATED FLOWER POTS. NEW
CUPS AND SAUCERS.
TEA AND DINNER SETS. CARVED
IVORY. RATTAN CHAIRS. CARVED
SANDALwOOD BOXES.
THESE GOODS ARE THE HANDSoM-
EST IN ALL HONOLULU.
WING WO CHAN & CO.
eI0-2ia Nuuanu Street.
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DRAW EXCHANGE ON
SAN FRANCISCo-The Nevada Ma
iional Bank of san Francisco.
LONDON-Thc Union Bank Of LON
don. u.tdD
NEW YoRK-Amcrican Exchange Ma
tional Bank.
CHICAGO-Mcrchanis' National Bank
PARIS-Credit Lyonnais.
BERLIN-Drcssincr Bank
HONGKONG AND YOKOHAMA
Hongkong and Shanghai Ranking
Corporation.
NEW ZEALAND AND AUSTRALIA
Bank OF New Zealand
VICTORIA AND vANCOUvER-Bank
OF British North America
ITUDS0d GeleTOl B1lklng ! fIcnmH DsnB
Deposits Received. Loans made On
Approved Security. Commercial and
Travellers Credits Issued. Hills of
Exchange Bought and Sold
COLLECTIONS PROMPTLY AC-
COUNTED FOR
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ESTABLISHED IN issz.
BISHOP & co.
Bankers
TRANSACT \ GENERAL RANKING
AND EXCHANGE BUSINESS.

Commercial and Travellers Letters of
Credit issued. available IN all the
Principal Cities 90 the World
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-07-19

Alfred Benjamin & Co.'s clothes cost
about half the price of made to order
clothes and have every desirable at
tribute of the very best made to meas
ure garments, besides embodying many
unmatchable features strictly their
own. That is why we say investigate
the merits of the clothes bearing this
label before going to a tailor. You risk
nothing and stand to win a lot.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-07-19
THE
LIE Munyon
PHOTO SUPPLY co.
426 Fort Street.
There are None So Blind as
Those Who Will Not See."

There are some people who cannot be
convinced that white is white and
black is black, because they are deter
mined to have their own way about it.
Very good. Such people go through
life missing the great truths and the
greatest happiness as we'll as comfort.
There are others again who are con-
vinceable. 1t is to the men of this class
that we like to talk about the merits
of our clothing.
They are better than nine-tenths of
the made-to-measure clothes turned
out in this city and the equal of the
other tenth.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-07-19

THE CRUISE OF THE CACHALoT.
by +. T. Bullen.
DAVID HARUM. by wescott.
WITH KITCHENER TO KHAR-
TOUM, by Stevens.
ADVENTURES OF CAPT. KETTLE.
by c. Hyne.
THE RIVER SYNDICATE. by c. Z.
Carryl.
THE ASSOCIATE HERMITs. by F.
Stockton.
BARRACK-RooM BALLADS. by
Kipling.
THE AMATEUR CRACKsMAN. by
HoTnung.
ON THE EDGE OF THE EMPIRE.
by E. Jepson.
ANGLo-sAXoN SUPERIORITY. by
Z. Demolins.
HAWAIIAN HFWS Co..
LIMITED.
NJ ERCHANT STREET.
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Children'S Photos

Are the hardest of all to make we'll
until you become accustomed to the
task. Mothers tell us we are at our
best when making photos of the little
ones. Our quaint, unique poses-faith-
full lkenesses-a dainty style of fin
ishing photos find favor in every
mothers eyes.
Preserve baby's pretty face in one of
Williams photos.
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CLAUS sPREcKEI.s. wM. q. IRWIN.
CLAUS SPRECKELS 4 CO.,
Bankers,

HONOLULU III. L
SAN FRANCISCO AGENTS-THE
NEVADA NATIONAL BANK or
SAN FRANCISCO.
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INTEREST allowed after July Isf.
1885. on fixed deposits: months Per
cent: months 3iz per cent: Il months
per cent
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29

"You." said the attorney for the de-
Tense, addressing the chief witness
against the accused, you are the man
who found the body Of the dead person.
i believer"
"Yes, sir"
Nov, tell the jury all the circum-
stances"
"Well, sir, was going down the
street and heard shots fred. Then
saw a man running away, and then
found the body of Bill Jones. He was
dead with two bullet holes in his head,
and at once suspected that something
was wrong. Town Topics.
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Inn ocence.

"Of course we have to pay more for
coal now than we did n month or two
ago." said Mrs. Chugwater, "but we
ought not TO mind that. l suppose it
means that they have been raising the
poor coal miners wages"
Samantha" remarked Mr.. Chug-
water, looking at her over his glasses,
you are too good for this wicked
world" -Chicago Tribune.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Mystery.

SCOT Job?" asked one urchin.
EYES," answered che other, with SUI
periority. I'm workin' fur lawyer"
81 suppose he'll be tak'n you into the
firm next"
"Not me. The whole thing is a mys.
terry TO me. l don't DO thing but sit
on chair by the door ali day and try
10 figure out where he gets the four
dollars a week he pays me '-Washing-
ton Star.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
A ACKNOWLEDGMENT.

81 came mighty near tryin TO enlist
in de Transvaal army" said Meander-
ing Mike.
you might have ter work." said
Flooding Pete.
Fur a minute I was willin' ter take
de chance. was deceived by a typo
graphical error. De paper said de
Transvaal was chock full g Beers, am
got convinced dat it only meant Beers"
Washington Star.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29

Flows all the family9"
fright peart-"
"An' how'd your crap turn out3s
"Jest miGdlin'."
IAN hcw's the lame mule a-doing2"
"Only toll'ele."
Bank much tatersp"
Fright smart"
AN yer rheumatism-how's hit2"
"Wel, hits done left one tint am
crope into another, but eff ken jest
rub hit down into my left leg won't
keer much, kase half that leg is wood"
Atlanta Constitution.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Cruel Revenge.

First Bootblack-You had a row with
Nibsey, Billy?
Second Bootblack-Yes, and I'm
goin' ter have my revenge, too.
F. B.-Goin' to fight him?
S. B.-Naw, I'm goin' to stand aside
of him when he's shinin' a gent, and
when he's finished I'm goin' to sayi
"Shine, sir?"-Tit-Bits.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
simply Had TO DO It

Tommie-Mamma, see where sister
struck me.
Mamma-Did you strike your broth
er, Title?
81 couldn't help it, mamma"
couldn't help it, child?"
"No; you see, we were playing house,
and Tommie was papa, and | was you,
and Tommie did something l told him
not to do."-Yonkers Statesman.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
A Queer Lot.

Stranger-I have heard that you have
good many queer people in this town.
Citizen-As odd a lot as you'd find
in years travel. They are queer set,
the whole of 'em, outside my family.
And my wife is almost as bad as the
others; but then, you know, she wasn't
originally of my family. - Boston
Transcript.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29

"Jove, old man. I'm glad TO see you,
i haven't seen any of the boys for
ages"
"That so?''
"Say, where's Charley Green7 When
was here last he was heels over head
In love with Miss Deudimple. Cot all
over that by this time, l supposeP"
"Yeup, all over it."
"Gave her the throw-down, did hep"
"No; he married her,"-Detroit Free
Press
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Noisy.

These neckties," went on the sales
man, as he exhibited some striking
samples, need no praise; they simply
speak for themselves"
They do, ehr' remarked the stylish
young man; "well, they make q mis-
take II they think every one Ia hard
Of Observation-Disclosures Record.
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stupi0 Youth.

Heroine QD amateur Dramatic per-
formance)-You know, Mr. Hanlinson,
that If we do any kissing on the stage
in this play ii must be stage kissing"
or, at least, seem to be so--you under
stand?
Hero-Why, l didn't know there was
to be any kissing in it at all.
Heroine INSTANTLY freezing)-There
won't be, Mr.. Handnson.-Chicago
Tribune.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
utiOnary.

(Slipping the ring on her fnger)-
Lets keep this secret a little while,
darling. Don't say anything about it,"
I'm o whisper)-"I won't, love-till
find out whether the stone is genuine
or not."-Chicago Tribune.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Georges CopgenitaI Inf,rmity.

Teacher-Bobby, was George Wash
ington a statesman or politician?
Bobby-A statesman.
Teacher-Why do you class him rs II
statesman rather than as a politician :?
Bobby-'Cause he was born that way
He couldn't tell lie.-Chicago Times
Herald.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
He Knew the Ropes,

Nov, Henry" said the thoughtful
wife of rural denizen, as he was about
starting for a weeks sojourn in the
city, "be very careful about drinking
too much Ice water"
Don't you be uneasy, Mary Ann"
replied Henry, reassuringly, II won't
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
why He Could AFFORD IL.

Dick-How neat Tom always is! His
linen always looks as If it had just come
out of the drawer. And yet am told
that Tom can't get the money together
TO pay his laundry bill.
Jack-That's the reason he can put
on q clean collar every day. He couldn't
do'it if he had to pay for his washing
Boston Transcript.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Nearly Correct.

Teacher-What's the meaning Of "elo-
cution," Harold?
Pupil--Its the way people are put to
death in some states.--Puck.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
A MlscalcuIation.

The Father-in-Law (sarcastically)--
Isn't IL pretty soon in the day to Dor
row money from me? Why, you've
been back from your wedding trip
only three days.
The Bridegroom know it, sir, but
when we started out I had no idea
that the wedding trip would fall 30
near the end of the month.-Detroit
Free Press.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Cut In Two.

Mrs. Bibbits-So you have named
your girl twin Henrietta?
Mrs. Tibbits-Yes, but / changed IT.
a little. 1t was such long name that
cut it in two and called the boy Henry
and the girl Etta.-Chicago Daily
News,
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Unavoidable.

Reporter - Was that accident I'M
avoidable?
Railroad President-Certainly, sir.
certainly. No one to blame. You see
the Waterman had two crossings to
look after, half a mile apart. You
can't expect a man to be in two places
at once, can you?-N. Y. Weekly.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Held His Head High.

Friend-I know you are proud and
happy father, and I've no doubt that
baby is q regular cherub, and all that's
but don't see why you need hold your
head quite so high.
Young Father-That's TO keep from
dropping asleep.-N. Y. Weekly.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
A De6nitiOn.

Seldum Fedd-What's your idea of an
aristocrat?
Soiled Spooner-Feller dat washes
his neck in cold weather-or in any
other weather.-Judge.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29

Benedict with glance at the heavens
as they are leaving the club at two o,
NIL feel II In my bones that there
Is storm brewing.
Bachelor-That's q sensation thai w
bachelors know nothing about.--Bos-
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
sarpriaen.

"This matrimonial rumor Is very ex-
traordinaryi" exclaimed Miss Cayenne.
why, there are a great many OF
them"
Eyes. But this one seems to be true"
Warrington Star.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Not Troubled That W.y.

Because of a little family tiff he was
st,1 disgruntled when he reached the
club.
Say" he said TO the first man he
met, docs your wife need new bonnet
every two weeks?"
Il don't know" was the reply. 1T
married an heiress. Chicago Post.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
On the HouIeYard.

First Observation-Disclosures says must
not get engaged to every Tom. Dick and
Harry / meet.
Second Bicyclist-Oh, that's all right.
Ny name Is Bob, you know,--Judge.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Better Than Love Drops.

Miss Long-In this cold and prac-
teal age nobody seems to have the
least confidence in love potions.
Mr.. Quck-No; diamonds have been
found infinitely more potent.--Jewel-
ers' Weekly.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Not a bargain.

Don't you think" remarked the
bankrupt lord TO his American wife,
shat you ought 10 call me dear?"
Eyes, l suppose l ought" she replied,
"for you certainly are not cheap at any
price. Daily News.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Fully Prepared.

Don't you dare kiss mel" she cried i,
warningly.
"Why, 1 wasn't thinking of such a
thing" he said.
"Wcll, was" she replied, firmly
Philadelphia North American.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Lucrative Employment.

Maggie-Jimmie says he's got a job
as cadGe fer a golf club. Is dey much
money in dat?
Mamie-De salary amt much, but
dey makes lot extry fer backin' fellcrs
up when dey lies about de scores dey
made.-N. Y. Journal.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
How Values Exist.

SISTER, give me this silver belt
buckle"
'No, Bessie; I've had that too long to
give it away"
well, sister, give me this other one"
mo. dear; l bought that one only
Yesterday Puck.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Ready 10 Rest.

"Your honor" said the learned coun-
sci in concluding his address. 1--WE will
now rest"
80 will the court" replied the judge.
With sigh of relief.-Chicago Post.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
No Assistance Needed.

"Helpl helpl" cried the man who was
being robbed.
Calm yourself" said the highway
man, II don't need any assistance
Tt-Rits
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
The Soul of Frankness.

Old Lady-If you must play ball in
the street why don't you go down to.
the vacant lots in the next block?
Small Boy-'Cause there amt no win
ders TO break down there.-Judge.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
A Depressing Outlook.

That young woman missionary
looked sad when she went away"
"Yes; we fixed her up so she won't
have to have any new clothes made
for seven years."-Chicagu Record.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29

Mrs. Stubb--John, / wonder why In
the world did that man send up water
ing pot with the new range. Inever or
dered II.
Mr.. Stubb-Why, Maria, I guess he
intended that for the damper.-Chicago
Daily News.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
One Execution.

The Philosophical young man
should begin at the bottom and work
his way up.
The Youth can't very well do that.
am apprenticed TO a well digger.-San
Francisco Examiner.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29

"Ah. you viii mourn when am gone.
know you will" she cried.
She was his maiden aunt; her VIII
Had just received a coticN
That left him far outside.
Chicago Times-Herald
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Not Worrying.

Mamma-Don't eat any more candy,
Johnny. You won't be able to eat any
dinner.
Johnny-You ought to know more,
about my appetite than that, mamma.
Brooklyn Life.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Coffee for Drea X In a Z .

Doctor-Dyspepsia, ehl You want to
drink a cup of hot water first thing
every morning.
Patient always do. Ny boarding
mistress invariably serves coffee for
Observation-Disclosures Record.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
MAYsYILLE, MASON COUNTY, Ky.

Have you ever played football2" she
asked.
NO." he replied, "but when 1 was a
cowboy I was once run over by herd
of stampeded teers."-Chicago Times
Herald.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Whit She said.

She said he talked just like book.
SO his face wore a battered look
Until the compliment was null,
When she said: II find reading dull"
Chicago Record.
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why They Objected.

Parker--We had to get rid Of our
pastor; he was vegetarian.
Tucker-What's that you're telling
me2
Parker-No meat In his sermonsl--
Puck.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
In ola Kestucky.

In the spring the biDuious farmer
Plants his corn, with vim: I
In the fall the Juice he extracts
And then the corn plants him. IA
--chicaGo Daily News. Ae4
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Important Things.

Master-Name some of the most i'm
portant things existing to-day which
were unknown 100 years ago.
Tommy-You and me.-Tt- Bits.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Same Old Hint.

The Young Man-Life is but fleet
ing show. We are here to-day and gone
tomorrow.
The Young Woman-And tomorrow
is not many minutes away.-Indianap-
oils journal.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
a New penniIion.

Freddie--What's laughing-stock,
dad?
Cobwigger--The necktie mans wife
buys him.-Town Topics,
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Loves Achievements.

o love may make the world go round.
As poets like to say,
And love reduces bills for gas
That people have to pay.
Chicago Times Herald.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29

We know tina, love Is blind,
IT'S writ by every pen,
And yet he often makes
A sight for other men.
Puck.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29

"what did Dobbley do with that por-
trait OF you he painted?'
"The one / declined TO take?"
"Yes."
"The brute sent it to the exhibition as
the Portrait of Gent Harlem Life.
Daily public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1892-191?, 1899-11-29
Depa rted.

sPa, what's dead sea fruitT"
scapped lobster. my boy."-N. T.
Word.