Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-01-21
WHAT DOOLEY SAYS.
CANDID IRiSHMAN'S OPINION OF GAR.
GAS GALLANT CUBANS.

begin Distributing Good join.
well, SIR, said Mr.. Dooley.
'd--n thin Cuians. If was Gin raj
4bGfter, la taCk up tn wagon in front
iy tn duro an I'd say to Gin RAJ GaIchy,
I'd say, Il want you, an I'd hav' thin
all down at tn station an dacently
booked be tn desk sergeant befurs tn
fall iv night. TIL impydince iv them ~
"What have they been doin?" Mr.
Hennessy asked.
"Failin to understand our civiliza.
ton, p" said MIR. Dooley. aye see, it was
this way. This is tn way it was
Clint Garchy with wan hundherd
thousan mems been fghtin bravery i'r
two years FIR to liberyate Cuba. F'hr
two years he's been marchin his siv-
inty-fivo thousan men up an down tn
island desthroyin tn naughty Spany ard
DO tn millyons. Whin war was declar.
ed, he offered his own sarvice an tn
sarvices iv his ARMY iv fifty thousan
men to tn United States an while
waitin FIR ships to arrive he marched at
tn head iv his tin thousan men down
to Sandago de Cuba an captured cigar
facthry, which they soon rayjooced to
smokin ruins. They was holdin this POI
sition-Gin'ral Garchy an his gallant
wan thousan men-whin Gin raj Shat
ter arrived. Gin'ral Garchy immedjitly
offered tn sarvices iv himself an his
two hundherd men FIR tn capture Nv
Sandago, an whin Gin'ral Shafter ar.
rived there was Gin raj Garchy with
his gallant band iv 90 Cubians r-ready
to eat at minyit's notice.
Gin raj Shafter is big, coorse, two
listed man firm Michigan, an whin he
see Gin'ral Garchy an his twinty five
gallant followers, 'Fr.ront,' says he.
This way; step lively he says,
AN move some iv these things, he says.
Sir, says Gin'ral Garchy, dye take
me FIR dhray? he says. I'm sojer, >
he says, not u baggage car, he says.
I'm Cuban pathrite an I'd lay down
me life an the lives iv iv'ry wan iv tn
Is brave men iv me devoted ARMY
no says, but I'll be id if carry g
thrunk, he says. IN fight whiniyer
It's cool, he says, IAN they amt wan
Nv these tyilve men that wudden't fol.
low me to hell if they was awake ut tn
time, he says, but, he says, IF twas
wurruk we were lookin FIR we cud have
found it long ago, he says. 'They'se
lot iv it in this country that nobody's
usin, he says. What we want, he
says, lis freedom no says, AN il We
think we have been in tn woods dodgin
tn savage correspondent f'r two year,
he says, FIR tn sake iv r.rushin ye'er
laundry home, he says, its no won
dher, he says, that tn Roads firm
Marinette to Kalamazoo is paved with
goold bricks bought be tn people iy
ye'er native state, he says.
80 Shafter had to carry his own
thrunk, an well it was FIR him that il
wasn't Gin raj Miles, tn weather bein
hot, an shafter was mad clear through,
an whin no took hold iv Sandago an
was sendin out invitations he scratched
Garchy. Garchy took his gallant band
iv SIX back to tn woods, AN there tn
three Nv thin ARE now, ARMED with
40 Grounds iv canned lobster an r.ready
to raysist to tn death. Him an tn other
man has written to Gin 'ral Shafter to
tell him what they think iv him. an it
don't take long. "
"Well, said Mr.. Hennessy, 81 think
Shafter done wrong. He might've ask
ed Garshy in FIR to see tn show, seein
that he's been hangin ar-round FIR
long time, dom tn best he cud."
isn't that ~ axpI,;a.l NJ.
Icy. 18th throuble is tn Cubians don't
our civilization. Over here
freedom means hard wurruk. What is
tn ambition Nv all iv us, Hinnissy? IT'S
ayether to hold our job or to get wan.
We want wurruk. We must have it.
Dye raymimber tn sign tn mob car.
ried in tn procession las year. Give
Us wurruk or we perish, it said. They
had their heads bate in be polismen be.
cause no philanthropist'd come along
III make thin shovel coal. Now, in
Cuba, whin tn mobs turns out they
AIRY banner with tn wurrpds, Give |
as nnwthin TO do or we perish Whin |
Cuban comes home ut night with n |
happy smile on his face, he dom say to
MS wife an childher, Thank Gawd,
We got wurruk at last. He says,
Thank Gawd, I've been fred An tn
hildher 90 out an they say, 'Pah. pah
las lost his job, an Mrs. Cuban buys
herself Il new bonnet, an where wanst
hey was sorrow an despair all is happi-
less an cottage organ.
"Ye can't make people here undher.
tand that, an ye can't make a Cuban
understand that freedom means tn
anne thing as a pinitinchry sintince.
Nhin we thry to get him to wurruk,
ell say why shud 1? haven't com.
nitted amy crime That's goin TO be
h throuble. Tn first thing we know
zen have another war in Cuba whin
70 begin disthributin good jobs, IL
ours day, wan siyinty-fve. TIL Gu.
ians amt civilized in our way. some.