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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-18
UCTION SALE OF A SMALL,
n NraT TWO-SToKY FRAME DNELL4NI

Book and Job Printing neatly eAeeS9ea
At the Dispatch Printing House.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-18
WANTED.

CARPETS. RUGS. DRUGGETs. AND
Fur Rugs TO Dust, Sc0ur. and store
moth proof. Mrs. \. }. PYLE. 3l5 north
Firth street. New 'phone. 4f9 my 3.l,n
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-18
By J. Thompson Brown & CO.,
1fl3 Main street.
A UCTION SALE

"A OF ATTRACTIVE
WEST-END DWELLING AND LOT,
OPPOSITE
LEE MONUMENT.
SUPERIOR CONSTRUCTION AND MO-
DERN DESIGN.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-18
VRUSTEE'S SALE OF 3n rPrr

BY 7. NJ WORKMAN d Co..
Real Estate Auctlnn--r.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-18
Several hundred Finest
White French Welt
Skirts, tailor made.

Z Nothing like them ever sold Tor less
than $50: al lengths and sizes for
1863
Linen Skirts, with cluster band trim
mings, SOC.
Pure Ii.en Tunc, overskirt enects,
with embroidery, &.%9.
All-Linen Skirts. with Tapped seams.
always $50 for Sl.l9.
White Dack Skirts. 39c.
White L. X. Skirts, with cluster cords
N3e.
Heavy White French Wolt Skirts, with
rows OF insertings. for $2.4j others. In
oversRirt effects. elaborate embroid-
cry. trimmed. cost $3.50, for S4.69.
"A New White French Welt or Mar
seilies Flare Skirt. handsome enbroid-
cry trimming. for $5.9S; others at 1925.
Bright Plaid Skirts. FOR 29c.
Duck in White or ColoTs for SOC.
Linen Colored Skirts for 15c., and many
others
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-18
by y. w. Bowc.
Real Estate Auctiooo,.
SALE

VALUABLE IMPROVED poor
avn on XENABLE STREET Ei.TY
AND s ~ 4 hS ~. > Fan And LOT on MAD
FOURTH AND FIFTIIf"
STREETS
by AUCTION
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-18

BY II. Seldom Taylor.
Real Estate Agent and Aucfloneer,
No. north Eleventh street.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
Counterfeiting in Spain.

Spain is the greatest place in the
world for cOiners and counterfciiers.
The people are easy going and lym-
phatic. and will not trouble themselves
To prosecute. There the counterfeit
ers are often very intelligent. but As
they principally make only the small
est coins they do not begin to com
pare with your artists i'm America.
who are often men OF high intellect.
ADEPT engravers and gold and silver
piaters. and use the greatest care and
secrecy in getting rid of their goods.
which are often of such fine quality as
even to deceive experts. The Belgian.
English ard some of the Austrian
counterfeiters are also very clever.
And mention Of the latter remind,
me of trick which was played upon
our neighbOrs the Germans for two or
three years after the Austro- Prussia n
war. The country was absolutely
flooded with spurious groschens. n
small nickel coin about the size II the
American five-cent piece. They did
not even pretend to be limitations
They were simply the buttons from
Prussian soldiers coats that had been
pressed and hammered fat. withou,
even removing the shank. That was
one way the Austrians got their ne.
venge.-BOston Globe
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29

Elaborateness Ii the dominant trai.
Of all bats. For the most part they
look overturned. heavy. Rough
straws in many new forms are much
In evidence. and almost without excep-
ton hats Are built OF straw that
comes In braids-that Is, sewn into
shapes to suit the creators fancy.
Tulle II favorite trimming. and
many Of tie hats are made entirely OF
flowers. Large soques shaped like fur
bans. turned up on one side. are edec-
tive and becoming. A novelty Is IN
osprey with tiny flowers on the tips.
A great quantity OF lace Is used and
buckles Of all kinds are employed.
Mousseline de sole Is employed 10 con-
struct dainty. dressy CONNECTIONS. A
model Of white mousseline de sole Is
fashioned entirely Of leaflike arrange
ments bound with black velvet. Its
only decorat ton Is a jet butterfly placed
on one side Of the front. Another nov.
city has n small high crown and q
brIm that tits enough in front to ad
nit Of small bunch Of flowers agains,
the hair. The entire hat, save the lin
ing Of the brim, which Is straw. II
covered with white panne brocadet
with flowers.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
Cupid In the Choir Loft

Musical and social circles In Spring
field. Mass. are agog over the marriage
in Fargo. n. d.. Of William =. SPELL
man, who has been director of several
church choIrs. and Miss Harriet Alden.
organist In the same choirs. SpelIman
got a divorce in Fargo. His former
wife. the daughter OF a Belchertown
farmer. is frail little woman with a
placid disposition. and the Dakota d.
vorce vas obtained on the grounds OF
her cruelty. Three years ago Spell
Lian made the acquaintance OF Miss
Alden. a popular organist and com
poser. In 1897 he directed the music
in the fashionable st. Paul's Universal
ist church where Miss Alden was the
organist. Spellman and Miss Alden
were In each others company so much
that the tongues OF the gossips began
TO wsg. Spellman and his wife sep
arated last summer and she brough.
suit for nor support. Spellman started
for Dakota before the papers could be
served. MISS Alden went 10 Fargo
last week. II Is reported they will no.
turn to Springfield.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
Guinea Fowls.

It would be q good plan for oil
poultry raisers to have a few guinea
fowls about their poultry premises.
They are hardy, good natured and
beautiful. 1t is we'll to keep them As
tame as possible and always have
them around the home, as they make
an excellent Watchdog" their shrill
cry frightening away hawks and other
murderers. The poultryman's great
est enemy in the South is the sparrow
hawk, and our neighbors have lost as
many as a dozen chickens q day by
hawks alone, while We never lost but
three chicks from that source, and we
believe all credit is due the glinea.
They will live and prove profitable
for eight or ten years, and no farm
should be so crowded but that it could
make room for at least one pair OF
guineas. They destroy a vast amount
of insects and clean the fields of seed.
that would otherwise go to. waste,
costing almost nothing to raise, and
no better meat can be fonnd in the
poultry line unless it be the turkey
Poultry Herald.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
SeQuias for Hair RoNS

The style of hair ornament at the
moment is an upright bow IL ide Of
twisted wire and ribbon. which curls
and twists about quite in keeping with
the snakelike curves Of the up-,o-date
skirt and its weird conyolutions. These
hair bows are often covered with
sequins to match the trimmings which
fashion at present demands. Little
gauze bows are also smart, and il only
the plain ribbon is preferred, dia.
niond or rhinestone buckle at the po.n;
Of intersection lends variety. Every
thing ia the present fashion tends {;
give height and these stiff. uprigh;
bows help 10 carry out this idea.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
Handsome Parasois.

Pretty parasols are Of plain silks
with A sunray effect. formed 10y mar
row stripes OF black velvet. stretching
from the tip 10 the edge Of the para
sol. When the parasol Is closed ~
looks like i black and coiored stripe"
silk; when open the design Is charm
ingly effective. \ particular! pre.'!
parasol is of palest blue silk, brocadea
with circular bands OF Beautifully
tinted lilacs. The silk Is yelled IN a
cover of transparent gauze, put on
plain and having circular bands of
cobweb lace arranged so as To come
between the wreaths of lilacs. Inc
lace il bordered by delicate quilting oi
pale blue chiffon. \ chou of pale blue
chiffon on the ferulc of the parasol
and a narrow frilling of chiffon ant
lace peeping out from beneath The
edge, are dainty finishing touches.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
A DiStisSuished Diaer.

He was rather Il dilapida ted looking
customer, and walked with q broad
tread up to the counter Of the restau-
rant, and said:
"Will you be kind enough to give me
Q meal? haven't any money. but
NO" said the waiter. I'm sorry.
but we don't make a practice OF feed
ing every hungry man that comes
along"
"Well. I'm sorry. too. You see. I'm
In n rather hard fix. The fact Of the
matter is that the Duke Of Westmins-
ter and Il
who did you say"
Il said the Duke OF Westminster and
have"
My dear sir. sit down there and
make yourself perfectly at home. Any
friend Of his grace is welcome here
And the man had good meal. When
he was about to go the proprietor ap
preached him and said:
MY dear sir. understand you are q
friend Of the duke"
Il didn't say so. l merely tried tC
explain to the waiter that the Duke OF
Westminster and have never met
Chicago Times Herald.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
A R0nautlc HONEYMOON.

Tue great granddaughter OF LORD
Byron was married not long ago. ana
forthwith entered upon honeymoon
quite romantic enough to have suited
even her famous ancestor himself.
Miss Blunt-that was her name-mar-
ried Mr.. Neville Lytton ut Cairo, and
the couple then drove ten miles across
the desert to her fathers place near
Heliopolis They were met by a pic.
turesnue train Of Arab horsemen and
Bedouin camel riders under the leader
shin of the Oldest Sheik of the tribes
The villages were decorated. a whole
flock Of sheep was roasted. and there
was an Oriental cast to the occasion
which is not customary in English
weddings.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
k@ls .:.,. an ~!
- 81 \ I \

fact that Georgia had not joined the
confederation at the time it was made.
The evidence shows that the flag
was made by the Misses Mary and
Sarah Austin, under the supervision
of General Washington and Captain
John Brown, Secretary Of the United
States marine, the design being taken
chiefly from General Washington s
family escutcheon. These women
presented it to Captain John Paul
Jones, who raised it on e small vessel,
and sailed up and down the Schuylkill
River to show it to the assembled
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
A New Use for Our Cora.

Henceforth, smokeless powder will
be exclusively used in civilized war
fare, not only for the rapid firing ar
tillery, but also for the new rifles
which the infantry will use IN the
field. In the manufacture of this pow
der distilled spirits play prominent
part, thus opening up a new and quite
extensive market for American corn.
The fact is one that can not fail to in
terest the farmer. as all civilized ma
lions now use this powder. but this
country alone grows the corn. In the
light of these facts. the preparation of
Great Britain, and the constant ru-
mors of a great European war, take on
local and personal interest for
every Western corn grower. An exten-
sive war among the great European
nations would have a marked effect
upon the market for spirits and for
corn, and as the whole world is to a
large extent dependent upon America
for this ingredient of smokeless pow.
der, and as this powder is a necessity
in warfare, it must be had at any
Drice
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
"My grandfather, Jack Boyer, was
L. g xo,,

"My grandfather, Jack Boyer, was
lad Of ten.
He did not realize the horrors of
war, and he was very much in love
with the new flag, which at that
moment was floating over the grand
stand, five miles away on the road to
Newcastle. While others were in o
state of terror over the fate of the
powder mill, Jack was wild at the
thought of the red-coats getting the
beautiful flag. He finally made the
heroic resolve to rescue it, and long
before the carly dawn he was on his
way to do so as fast as his nimble
young legs would carry him.
"He climbed the pole, cut the rope
with his jackknife, and pulled down
the flag. He gathered it up in his
arms and started on the run for home.
Meeting two British officers he said
he was carrying the flag to Greene's
troops who were below the bend with
four cannon.
"'I don't believe a word of it, you
lying little rebel. I've q notion to
kill you
"I'm not lying and Jack looked
the British officer unquailing in the
eye.
1.-THE officers consulted earnestly
together and finally concluded that
their small detachment of cavalry
didn't stand much of a chance in a
conflict with regiment Of Greene's
patriots and four cannon.
"The officer who had first spoken
to Jack held mp the flag, thrust his
sabre through it in half a dozen
places and then threw it at Jack, say.
ing, Here, take your rag; you are a
plucky little rebel, anyway
"Jack snatched the flag and fairly
flew toward home, while the British
horsemen wheeled about and clat-
J tered down the road to Newcastle.
'That's the way, my boys. IN,
grandfather, Jack Boyer, saved tue
pow der-mill July 4, TIT.
''But here's the carriage. Let's be
off to our barbecue"
, ooh, grandpa" said Dick with (
} sigh, eff there would only be q war
50 L could do something glorious!'
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
nt>RN 4 ~isE ~ oria,n so.,
Sh,i trEiais's tornsr Go,srsor Sas .
lbs Iameus North Saroi.aa .ra-

\ hat trriass'S iornsr 0o,sradr a. .
TBS iamess North Ssroi.sa .fA-
In the midst 81 one Of a., .-t..
stoned speeches years hso. daTus "A,
know Nothing" campAigE. tie "a.
Henry A. Wise. formerly GU,erao- J,
Virginia. and rerhAp. it. -; 90
auent ora'"r. stretched himscl! . n,
fall Leigl. aud exclaimed: "Tlo-
nountkins which inf ihrir LAla. 4,
milk tie clouds 4" The ola chap a.
without doubt referring 80 ,Alan.,
Rock. liis index faEcr ~ss Io.ti.
ing directly st thimr-y Eact
Henry A. Mise u naa
But Chimney Eock sail lir.
Henry A. Mise IL immortal 81.
Chimney Rock. Chimney Epok /.
one of the bolicsi o' American cf.s.
The Seaboard AIR Lane Nall ,ale ros
there. Ii Is only seventeen al.
beyond Rniheffordtsn. EU,faa
tickets good over the stage lie. ID,
inns are sct costly ia the reoes.c. q IL,
ride is one Of pbenomeral sfGua.uf
the Wild mountain range. nao d..
w wv %t@' Afss
are clean. The food is Al riiiul .aa
tooihsome. The pools are solitary sta
cool and glisteniue with sreekl-i iroui.
4 The LEAKAGE Of the .ie,ps ., a eeA-,lus
study aud solaoe ana siimulnui III.
summer thermometer does hgli duty.
having q "beat" Of only fron 80 10
81. This means deep siocp Nv u,sli
and long climbing walls 4. day Is.
erybody wants Go walk Bai lleuf,
A. Vice tail IL all. Summer ionra
rates from all parts of North Cafolin.
Don't miss AZ. men aud hfeihien.
Inlnire of all agents. KICK q ~.
eryihibg is not perfectly comfortable.
Watch the baby got well. Watch the
boy from college get iongh ssllckur,.
II Chimney Rock - ANYTHING Il s .
place 10 ret ihe family up against ID,
Fail. Excur,ion tickets on sHs ai a.
Seaboard Air Line ticket Office q
Chimney Rock and return NJ great,
reduced rates.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
THE FIRST STARS AND STRIPES.
Paul Jones's Flag From the Bon HOmms
Richard Now GOyernlnent PronerfY

Paul Jones's Flag From the Bon Homme
Richard Now Government Property.
The ensign of the Bon Homme
Richard, Paul Jones's famous frigate,
which was presented to the Govern
ment recently for permanent exhibit
tion in the National Museum, is be-
lieved to be the first American flag
bearing the stars and stripes, as it is
undoubtedly the first national colors
ever hoisted over the American war
vessel and the first that was ever
saluted by a foreign naval power, says
the Washington correspondent of the
New York Tribune. This flag was re :
ceived Ly President Mckinley and
Secretary Long from Mrs. Harriet r.
P. Stafford, of Cottage City, Mass, to
whom it had descended from her an
cestor, James Bayard Stafford, and
with it she gave the Government con-
vincing evidence of its authenticity.
The flag is of English bunting,
about two and one-half yards long and
two yards wide. It was originally
about fifteen feet long, but in the last
century\pf its existence two yards has
been appropriated piecemeal by pa
triotic relic hunters. It is sewed will
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
Need Of Men and Money in Cuba.

The irresistible conviction is soon
forced upon the student of the situa-
ton in Cuba that what the island
needs most is men and money. In
volved in the problem of securing
them is the larger problem of the po-
litical future of the country. The
normal increase in the population can
not supply the islands need of men
for many, many years. Immigrants,
such as can endure the climate and
can work to advantage in it, must
come probably from the Canary ISL
ands, or from Italy, rather than from
the Southern States of this country.
The tide of needed immigration. how
ever, will not set toward Cuban shores
until there is reasonable assurance of
the protection of human lif ,; and cap
ital. always timid, Will net seek in
vestment there until there is full
guarantee from destruction or from
injury. -Hnper's Weekly.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
How Jack Boyer Saved the
Powder Mill, July 4, II.

whole kit OF them cleared out q week
ago.
" Yes. massa, but Cap'n Audrey he
dome tahin' fro de country an he see
me an he say, Nose, tell Massa
Boyer q whole regimen o. red coat
cabalry nm comm to blow up de
powder mill Tell him Use goin' to
rouse de country"
"Great was the CONSERVATION on the
Brandywine that night. BY midnight
hundred men gathered by Captain
Audrey, were at the mill desperately
resolved to defend it. But what were
a hundred men against an unknown
number of British cavalry!
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
FARM TOPICS
Oats For Young lambs.

A healthy, thriving lamb will very
soon require more food than the linn
tied amount which its dam furnishes.
and when not more than . week old,
it will begin to pick at hay or clover
as it sees its dam doing. This is An
indication that it needs additional
food. Glover hay is excellent, but it
should be supplemented by . feed Of
half q gill Of oats given morning and
night. There is no better nutrition
for growing animals than oats. It will
enable them to eat and digest other
food and put item in the way Of being
thrifty all the rest of their lives,
until their teeth are too much worn
by use to masticate we'll.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29

thousands of Philadelphia. Then he
placed it OH the Bon Homme Richard
and went out privateering. In tho
English Channel, off Marlborough
Head, 12O years ago, he was assailed
by the British ship Scraps, and in
that memorable conflict this flag,
which was floating at the masthead,
was shot away and fell into the sea.
Stafford, then young lieutenant on
the Bon Homme Richard, plunged
overheard, recovered the flag and
nailed it to the masthead. After the
fight Paul Jones transferred the flag
to the Scraps and subsequently took
it with him to the Alliance. When
the Alliance was sold in 1884, the
naval authorities presented "Paul
Jones's Starry Flag" as we'll as a
boarding sword and "musquet cap
tured from the Scraps, to Stafford
in recognition of his meritorious SER
vices through the war.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
FOURTH OF JULY EXCURSIONS.
To the Mountains or SeashOre at One
and One Third Fares for the Ron
TFID. by the Sen boa I'd Air Linz

Cp-country folks and down-country felix.
need ehake-up At least orce . year. The
sh-ke-ur might as well com b. urth OF July
As any other day. Mountain folks need o
dash Il seaside and seas.d. folks need that
peculiar something called mountain air"
Fourth Of July is kind Of a jolly affair any
how. EveryDcdy moves somewhere. The
au ry. is where TO Roi The answer is found
in glance at the Seaboird Air Line system.
From the waters Of the Chesapeake 10 the
c ags and dee y tfOu. pools Of the Blue Ridge
This railroad viii put on sale tickets pur.
hasa bic of any agent. July End. Ord and 4th
and cd 10 return on or before July eth at
one and one Ih:ri fares for the round trim.
Plenty o. peopl. will be going but such
ample accOrnmoda alton will be provided that
there will + e plenty Of room for the children
struggle nor exhaustion inc dent upon crowd
ing for those " no t Ike their Fourth OF July
outing bv the Seahoa I'd Air Line.
Remember, the Fourth Of July come. but
once year. 1t will never do 10 miss the
outing.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
Reviva, Of the lace Shawl
El7221 |slE5l2l:l7dE

Stored in the cedar chest have you
an old fashioned, square. Chantllly
lace shawl, such as your grandmother
wore about fifty years ago, when she
was dressed in her Sunday best! If
you have, hasten to get it OCt, take il
to your modiste and use it for one OF
your Sunday best gowns this summer.
This exquisite old style of lace. with
its delicate tracery OF vines and flow
ers. Is now the piece de resistance in
the modish wOman's wardrobe. 1t
may be made over white anu tnen it is
most effective. or it may lie used Ovc.'
one Of the many fashionable shades. OF
llllln 1.i0lAf
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
Land of Hotels.

In proportion to its size Switzerland
has more inns than any other country
in the world. The entertainment OF
tourists has become the chief industry
Of the land No fewer than LOO hos
telries, stationed for the most part on
mountain tops or near glaciers, are on
the list, and the receipts Of the hotel
keepers amount to about SIS, O00, 900 a
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
Value of Patriotic Celebrate ms.

It is sometimes hard work and .
good deal of expense, especially in
small and not well-to- do communities,
to get up a Fourth-of-July celebra-
ton; but every gathering of this sort
pays the largest kind of int rest on
the investment in the cultivation of
the spirit of patriotism and tn b proper
education of boys and girls in the
theory and practice of Fourth -of-July
celebrations and similar observsnces
that shall mean more than a simple
good time,
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29

Dick Croker pulls his beard IN ials-
ing of the proposed democratic DIN
ner. when he says that people have a
right TO decline ATTENDANCE IL they
receive an invitation. The maa thus
pointed out Is the bachelor OF Wol-
fert's Rocst.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
llruir. lnlfsrd.

Mrs. Nuhons- My husband is ~
feet brute. Friend-lou amaze no
Mrs. Nubons Since IA" haby bcFm
teething nothing would quiet the lifis
angel but pulling his fathers Nhi,ksH
and yesterday he weat and had hB
beard shaved OF.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
A Sure ThinE.

Mrs. Nay Fair-Good morning. Mr..
Keane. l want to run in and zee your
wife. Is she at home? Mr.. Par
Keane-Yes. She'll be at home all
day. When l left she was trying to
make up her mind to 60 out and have
q tooth pulled
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
Gratost Glove Town.

Grenoble is the place where most of
the kid gloves come from. At this
place alone 100000 dozen pairs Of
gloves are manufactured annually.
This represents a value Of $1,000, 900.
and gives employment to $4,000 work
ing people OF both sexes.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
The Greatest Tea Drinkers,

It has been calculated that some-
thing like l, $50, 900. 900 pints of tea
are imbibsa yearly by Londoners. aud
that the teapot necessary to contain
this amonnt, If properly shaped, would
comfortably take III the whole of St.
Psul's Cathedral.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-06-29
A Wonderful Germ-Killer.

Skin diseases. such as letter. eczema, ring
worm, altrheum. or anything Of the kind are
cured by Tetterine. 1t kills the germs and the
| skin becomes healthy. Its efficacy 10 we'll estab-
| lisbed. Hundreds Of testimonials can be shown
by j. T. Shuptrine. Savannah. Ga. Send 50c. for
| box postpa i'd II your druggist doesn't keep 4.
| "A short story--"Say, old man! I'm
broke etc"