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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-23
MnNEy AND EXcHANGE.-aIoney on
BANK sTATElIENT-The weekly bank
STOCK QUOTATIONS.

Nlosihs 9'oeh US
Atchfg0u ........ ...... ........... lyet
Atchison fd........ ............... Olfs
baltimore and Ohio ..... ......... -
canadian Pacific ......... ......... %
Canada Southern ..... ............ 15sa
Central PACING ......... ........... Jl94
Ches and Ohio ..... ............. -ois
chicago Great Western ........... -
Chi BUR. and Quincy. ......... zoos
Chi. ina. and L.. ............... 90
(sbi Ind and j. pfd............... go
ON and Past Il........ .......... i3lz
Chicago and Northwestern ......... l9tis
Chi Rock j. and Pacific ......... llo's
g.. C., Z. and ST. LOuls............ Joli
Colorado Southern ........ ......... te4
Colorado Southern lst lI0-.--....- -
Colorado Southern I'd pid...-..... W.
Del and Hudson .................. III
bel. Lack. and Western........... 16l
pen and RIO Co.. .............. 2li2
Don. and Rio O.. pfd................ 20
Trie ......... ..... ................ l3.4
I1rle 1st pfd........... ............ 500
Great Northern pfd...... .......... JOG
Hooking Coal ......~. ..-.......... u.
Hooking Valley ......... ''...''... -,
Illinois Central ....-.... ..s.''.''' 4llgis
iowa Central ..-..... ......-...---' r.
Iowa Central pfd......- :..''..'.'' ollis
Kan. CITY, Jiiie. anu HAll s''-''''' rs
Lake I-rle and W.. ...-......... -
Lake Erie and W. pid......'.'.''' ..'|''4
Lake ShoIe 49, ..'''-' ''''''''''''' -9l
Louis and Nash........ ..''.....'' 7iiss4
1dnnal liL ,c.'r--o, 'p,. 9i1a.
MeUopouJdh ot+e'' I''''''' '''''''
Mexican Central ..... ..-......... -
MINI. and s. Louis, .....'.......' a5d5's
Mlnh anu ol. - plN''''''''''''''' a.
S Sils,iie I'D ono ... As
No. Kan. and Texas ............. ll4
Mo. Kan. and Texas pfd.......... "a
~ j. Central ........ '.....''.'''.' iddo,,
n y Central ...... ..-........-... loB9s
Norfolk and Western ...:..,....... 2ot2
- ND aug W '''" '''''''' tnif
orttC-l 30. IA 77i-
NoIlnefil ac,l..o i,iu.'''' '''''''''' 5s.i'
Ohldlo oHg y. v'''iN '''''''''''''' 81
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10 ~ 1tis1 @, - '''''''''' 20
10 Dl1l."e S' g. ''''''''''''' ~
e. 100 s.d 60 u, 1e+ Dfd CoiL
-. I'ouia al9 So o5 ,i"''''''' "o--'2
- 1"1la oe... Gu ~ -. ~. ''''''' "a
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81 loh.s anu H'"'''"'a''i" Pl".''' ,..,,-2
81 I'ali 1920. '''.'' ;'''f''''''' lbs
s. Ianl pia $50. ''''''''''''''''' ga
SLY audg ~ .''''''' '''''''''''' ~,
SoutheIn Baclho '''''''''. '''''''' 80
- $1,000 10Y
Southern Ky pld..... '''''''''''' rs
Ie4ds 4 4, '-''''o ''''''''' ''''''' 90
t,n,1u go ia 80
1nlpn "'ll' pi"''''' -'''''''''''' ~
,nretsS .,c4 o3ff
49, ans T. = 81 pfd - 04I
Wisconsin Central $500. ''.''.'' rs
EXPRESS COMPANIES
Adams - .. .............. 10.
ra.a.~..ri,o,, ''''' ~ 137iL
49, et.fce' '''' 40
,,, n'ie r,or-o ~ 125
MfsCTTIANFOus
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-23
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.
PORT NEWPORT NEWS, JULY %, 80
ARRIVED

steamship IN Croma New Orleans.
Schooner Barnes, New Haven.
Steamship Katahdin, Providence
SAILED.
Steamship Oriel. Rotterdam.
Steamship Patunia, Lowestast.
Schooner Kapstan- Boston.
Schooner Russell. New Haven.
Schooner Stevens, New Haven.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-23
PORT OF WEST POINT. JULY %. 1899
ADRTVEn

Steamship Baltimore. Murphy, Balti-
more. passengers and general cargo.
Steamship AccOmack. Thompson. Nor
folk. Messengers and general cargo
SAILED.
Steamship Baltimore. Murphy Balti-
more passengers and general cargo.
Steamship Accomack, Thompson, Nor
folk. passengers and general cargo.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-23
Major W. II. Cecil

A telegram was received here Yesterday
morning stating that Major William T..
cecil. man widely known all over this
state. died at his home in Giles county,
last evening at p. NJ, in the seventy
ninth wear of his age.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-23
SCHOOLS.
N~~0-"|7-"-"-747 = = = = - " = - " = =
Richmond College.
(OU,DED 1887.
EOUNDED 1882.

Increased attendance has made neces-
sary third large dormitOry. This build
ing. with sixty-three rooms. heated by
hot water and open crates. VIII be red9y
in September At the same time VIII De
opened a laboratory building said ~
competent Judges 10 be The best IN the
South. The twenty-seven laboratories and
lecture-rOoms devoted To the natural
sciences have cost 5000. They are
heated and ventilated in the most ina
proved manner. During the present Vaea-
ton steam heat will be introduced into
the public halls Of the older buildings.
These outward signs Of progress are
fully equalled by advances I'm the courses
OF instruction. Elective courses Lead 70
the degrees OF NJ A.. b. a, anad Is. ;.
The Law School. with three professors,
confcrs the degree OF b. J.. The total ex-
penses OF a session. including all fees
and living expenses. vary from 500 10
$3.50. Free tuition 70 students for the
ministry. and some free scholarships for
other worthy men. Session begins sep
TENDER DIST For catalogue and fun IN
formation address
+. W BOATWRIGHT. pres,
jy16 Richmond va
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-23
DEATHS CLAIMS
IN PETERSBURG.
Mrs. Oracle [. Dunn and Little Oracle
Kilmartin.
A CHURCH TO Be DEDICATED.
Lieutenant +. II, Plummer, Of the L.
S. Volunteers, to Open Recruit
ing Station in Danville-Meth-
odist Conference
A CHURCH TO BE DEDICATED

PETERSBURG, VA, July Especial.
Mrs. Oracle L. Dunn. wife Of Mr.. +. l..
Dunn, day operator of the Norfolk and
Western Railroad Company, in this city,
died tonight after a protracted illness.
Gracne. the little daughter of Mr.. James
Kilmartin. who was so badly burned yes
terday afternoon, while lighting a Chi
nese lantern, died tonight Of her in
Jurles.
CHURCH DEDICATION.
The Presbyterian church az Lawrence
VILE Brunswick county will be dedicated
tomorrow with appropriate services.
The dedicatory sermon will be preached
by Rev. J. W. Rosebro, D. D., OF this
city.
The Hastings Court Judge ]. VI. Null
LEM met this morning al 10 O'Clock, when
the civil docket was called.
Second Lieutenant +. II. Plummer. Of
the Twenty-seventh Regiment United
states Infantry Volunteers, arrived here
last night from Camp Meade. Pennsyl-
vania. He will leave tonight for Dan
Vile. where he will open a recruiting
station.
METHODIST CONFERENCE
The Methodist District Conference Will
begin at Disputanta Station. on the Nor
folk and Western railroad. next Tuesday
and will continue for three days.
A protracted meeting will begin on the
first Sunday in August at Ocran church.
Dinwiddie county.
Captain T. S. Leonard. a prominent Tar
mer OF Dinwiddie county. is in the city.
There is a large quantity OF lumber al
CITY Point awaiting shipment.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-23
Lloyd Phaup.

Mr.. Lloyd Phaup died In the sixty-sev-
enth year OF his life az his residence in
Pcwhatan county on the 10Th OF this
nCrth
lie was sitting in a chair on his front
porch and seemed in good health. when
the end came suddenly.
The interment was az the homestead
place at Moseley's Junction. Powhatan
county at 4 L. NJ. Friday.
Mr.. Phaup has many relatives in this
city. He was an employe OF the South
ern Railroad and member OF the Bap-
fist Church in which he was great
worker.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-23
Cash quotations were as 10

Lash QuOtaUOns WtIt y IvIIO"'' = ~"
easy winter patents. S3JOQ3GOi straits
50 1OQ25O: spring specials, s.; nara pat
81 s0a2 40. NO. spring wheat, 6ou69lsc.;
No. . red. 71Mc. no. 2 corn, 3lAg5@4ic
No. . oats. 24Hc. no. . white 29c.; 30. 3
white. 24Q2hzc. 90. 2 rye DIG, NO j
seed. s. 23Q2.45. Mess pork, per barrel
Ss5Od92O. Lard, per 100 pounds. 500
5JOI5 Short rib sides Ooose). 50. l5q23O
dry sailed shoulders (boXeO. S3.3ll2t
b5O: short clear sides (boxed), So.4odJ4o
gallon. S1.2G Sugars, cut loaf 1902;
granulated SJ6A Butter weak; creams
i3KG17c.. diaries. 1161jMc Cheese easy
at S1Sd0c. Eggs fresh at llizc.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-23
Downey G.Gay.

CHARLOTTESVILLE VA, July a.
special.-Donny G. Gay. the young white
man who was seriously injured near
Alexandra a few days ago on the South
ern road died last night al the home OF
mis- mother. in this city. His remains
were taken to North Garden
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-23
Hosiery Department.

self-evident here.
Chldren's Absolutely Stainless and
Fast Black Hose. were l0c. and ~
l2l4c.. Monday. per pair...........J4~
Ladies' Fine Maco silk Finished
Hose. spliced heel and toe,IoILc
Ladies' Dropstitchci Cotton Hose.
Louis HermsdOrf dye. fun forty
gauge. extra spllced heel AMI roc
toe. Monday per pair........... iVS
(Only two pairs 10 n customer.)
ladies' Superior Isle Thread Hose.
crown stainless black Louis Hsrms-
dOrf dye extra double soles. extra
fb Sbel wdek per 'I pairl 49, m.. 25C
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-23
nIcHMoND sTOCK MARKET.
RAILROAD BONDS.

Ga. So. and Fla. IS, 1g46..... 1OS13 -
Rich. and Neck. 1st As 1913. sGi2 -.
Ga. and Ala. pfd. 5's......... 1864 :.
Ga. and Ala. consOls ......... 100 10
Rich. Traction IS. 1923. ..... 107 -.
n. and w. list NJ Con. 4 p. C. 95A o
Norfolk Street Ry. 1st 5s.... 1861 -.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-07-23
Mothers, Here's Your
Golden Opportunity.

Our entire stock OF Children
Dresses and Boys Waists have
been priced to close out Monday.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-06-20

gomez" Yes replied the boy but
papa the scars are still there.
o, it does not pay to sin,
even THOUGH Cod does forgive-the
scars W !. rg.nalu-when can you for
get?
1 read last week OF a man who killed
his wife that he might marry another.
No one on earth save himself knew OF
his deed. He married the other
woman. had large family Of children,
but after he had been a slave at tn e
mill of conscience for twenty years so
unhappy was he that he cried out 10
the officers" come and take me! 1
murdered my wife!
Ah this is hell on earth Would
you escape these slavemills? Jesus is
your only hope; your only strength ;
your only release. Confess all to him.
Call upon him for help to repent.
Trust him for all. He will take away
all your guilt and stain; and some day
we trust he will say, "Forget, forget. -"
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-06-20

confessed murderer and cannibal, Of
which the public has had surcease
for six years, is again the subject of
talk in Colorado. Yesterday the state
supreme court finally decided the case
against Packer and he is likely to serve
q quarter of a century more in the Col
orado penitentisry, If he shall live so
long.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-06-20
There'U be Fireworks

In Las Vegas at the Rough Riders Re.
union. The charge up San Juan hill
will be realistically shown. IT'S safer
to see it now and in this fashion than 1t
was when the Rough Riders climbed
the hill in the face of murderous hail
of bullets. The railroad fare is only
SLIGO. Tickets on sale June %, % and
"a: limited to June g.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-06-20
The Charge Up San Juan Hill

Was successful because each man did
his duty. If you 60 to Las Vegas to
the reunion OF Roosevelt's Rough Rid
ers, June 1926, you will have good
tina and help make the occasion a sue
CESS. You are needed there. The
Santa Fe has made q rate Of IL 80 for
round trip. Tickets on sale June %,
% and "a, limited to June %.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-06-20

A1AS IL WhSh L "ChL W
not be alive in the
morning. / wrote to
DR.. Pierce for advice.
He prescribed his
Golden Medical Dis
covery' and Pleasant
Pellets At first I
thought the me di-
cines did no good, but
I kept on taking them
as advised, and when
I had taken five bot
ties I was so we'll that
it seemed I did not
need any more, but
still I took the sixth
bottle. I was then
perfectly well. The
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-06-20

Payne-Badger Goal company, Nc.
Alester, Cerrillos and anthracite coal
cord and stove wood, yard Second and
chihuahua streets. Telephone No. II
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-06-20

headaches, pains in stomach, heart trouble
and all left me. I have had good appe-
tite ever, since, and can sleep well and do
all my work.
If you are not sure what ais you write
to DR.. R. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, stating
your symptoms fully, and he will prescribe
for you free of charge.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-06-20

ADVISED me to take
your Golden Medical
Discovery for my
trouble, I followed
your advice and re-
ceived great benefit.
I am over fifty years
of age, and for over a
year 1 suffered with
pains in sto m a C b ,
headache, irregular
periods. constipation
and indigestion. I
had no appetite at all,
and could not sleep.
So it went on for
months, till one day
all at once 1 got dizzy,
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-06-20
With pleasure I
write to let you know
the great benefit I
have received from

your medicines and self treatment at
home" writes Mrs. A. F1ackus, of Dairy,
klamath Co., Oregon. "When you kindly
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-06-20

and felt like fainting. My heart beat 40
or I25 times a minute. I went to the doc
tor he gave me medicine, but it did no
good. I thought I had to die. Every
night when I went to bed feared would
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06
What sIeenlessness Means.

Medical scientists have now demon
strated that a brain cell actually loses
part of its substance during action
The cell of the exhausted brain, in
stead of being plump and full of nerv-
Gus matter, is found to be followed
out, or "vacuolated," a cavity having
formed without its substance, which
has become filled with water. This
means that part OF the cell substance
has been actually consumed, precisely
as coal is consumed when one gets heat
from a furnace. 1t has been found that
if an animal whose brain cells are thus
exhausted be permitted to sleep, it's
cells readily recuperate, new material
is supplied from the blood until the
cell is as good as new. The brain of a
person, therefore, who is beset by
sleeplessness is in the condition of a
locomotive which runs night and day
without going to the repair-shop-
Science Siftings.
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06

not IL be rather a mean way of get
ting out of the mischief? She took
up her book and set off with Sambo.
This will be very good test as to
whether he is an educated man" mus
ed Evelyn. Common people can new
er disguise their feelings. Anyhow. it
has to be done; so come along, Sam
DO, and bear the brunt of his wrath"
And, with an admirable assumption of
indifference, as if prepared for any
reception. Miss Luttrell braced herself
up for the encounter and advanced
slowly towards the recumbent form of
the Major, who was still lying stretch
ed at full length beneath the shade of
the overhanging trees.
But, as she reached his side and
was just about to begin q carefully
prepared apology she paused, then
hurriedly drew back, for the gallant
Major was still indulging in the pro-
verbal forty winks."
Must she wake him? No-decided-
ly not; it would never do to disturb
his slumbers. Any annoyance that he
lttl WOulu De Ten times lnercaS-
ed If he was SO summarily reused. Be-
sides cogitated Evelyn with a sigh of
relief at the thought of respite, If
he were accustomed to dropping off to
sleep in that way nobody could pos
sibly be held accountable for what in
the meanwhile might happen to his
belongings. She would put the cigar
case down by his side, and then-weli,
she might as we'll go into the hotel
and think Of what course to adopt
next. 1t would not be nearly so dis
agreeable to confess that Sambo was
the delinquent If at the same time she
could provide him with another cigar
case the facsimile of his own. This
new idea seemed so preferable to her
first one that, as she stepped forward
to place the case on the grass by his
side, her heart almost ceased beating
in her anxiety not to wake him. 1t
was therefore with an expression of
absolute dismay, which could scarcely
have been more suggestive of guilt
had she been detected in the act of
committing some heinous crime. that,
as the Major suddenly opened his eyes,
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06
A FAST MAIL INDEED.

To show how distance is being over
come by railroad speed Mr.. Chas. T.
Batelle, young business man OF
Seattle, handed the Editor of the
Times, a few days ago, an envelope,
postmarked New York City, Aug %,
z p. m, the reverse side containing
these words: Seattle, Sept. 1, II p.
m" 1t takes but little figuring to
demonstrate that these postmarks in
dictate a lapse of just 100 hours" of
time-or four days and four hours. 1t
was only about two years ago that it
took six continuous days" of riding
to cross the continent from New York
to Seattle, and when this was reduced
to five days" the travellers rejoiced.
What must their happiness be when
they appreciate the fact that they can
step on board a lightning express" in
New York City and step off Flyer"
in Seattle in exactly 100 hours" and
then have thirty minutes" of leeway,
as the Great Northern was due in
Seattle at 1890 September l.
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06
CHAPTER IV.-(Continued.)

But all thoughts of a stroll in the
town had entirely forsaken him now.
He also, like Miss Luttrell, had sud-
denly been seized with a longing for
quiet afternoon under the trees, in
his case to pursue an interesting de-
bate in the Times; and, with this idea
in view, he Immediately turned away
from the window, caught up the first
paper which came to his hand and
went out into the hall. Yet five min
utes later, as he sauntered leisurely
across the lawn, glazing cursorily from
side to side, a slight feeling of guilt
for the first time came over him as
a gap in the trees revealed a glimpse
OF familiar white parasol.
Fiddlesticks! Because Miss Luttrell
had chosen to bring her book into the
garden was no reason why any of tho
other inmates of the Royal George"
should not feel something of the
same inclination.
Illuminating thus, the Major moved
slowly on his way, passing first one
enticingly shady nook and then an
NN'tNAf Will iCdClGu d HlSu over
hanging bush about 20 yards from the
group of trees which Miss Luttrell had
selected, where he threw himself down
upon the dry burned-up grass and gave
himself up to the delights of peace
tul summer afternoon.
And yet, as he took out his cigar
case and lighting fresh cigar, glGnc-
ed casually down the columns of the
newspaper, it was evident that some
thing besides the perusal of the Times
had brought him to that secluded spot.
or he would have at least exhibited
some annoyance when, instead Of find
ing himself in possession of that star
OF London daily literature, he discov-
cred himself aimlessly scrutinizing the
visitors list and the many ADVERTISE
ments which occupied at least two
thirds of the Satellite Chronicle.
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06

No wonder therefore that after some
minutes he quietly discarded it, and.
lying back on the soft green sward.
tilted his hat far over his eyes and
prepared to enjoy the perfect calm
ness of the day.
But half an hour had passed quietly;
his feelings of perplexity had given
place to hopelessness, and hopeless
ness to a general sense OF lassitude.
which had brought him to that stage
when the sights and sounds around
him had grown vague and indistinct,
and before long he was travelling
peacefully in the land of sleep.
Thus he was quite unconscious of
the fact that a little black French
poodle had discovered him and had
shifted suspiciously round him for two
or three minutes, and also quite un-
conscious that, when that little black
French poodle had disappeared, his
cigar-case, which had been lying on
the grass at his elbow, had disappear
ed also.
Meanwhile Miss Luttrell, who had
comfortably ensconced herself in a
large bamboo chair, was deeply alb
sorbed in the thrilling incidents of
her three-volume novel. So deeply was
she absorbed indeed that she had not
the remotest idea that Major Brown
had even crossed the lawn, or that
Sambo, who had been lying on the
rug at her feet, had grown tired of
making little grabs at the army OF
gnats and flies which had been how
ering round his head and had gone
trotting off to pay visit to that hap
less individual.
Yet, when he returned again and
settled himself in silence by her side
silence which was perhaps ominous
of coming evil from the very fact
that any unusual calmness upon Sam
bo's part generally foreboded mischief
--shc bent forward and, raising her
eyes from her book, asked what he
was doing.
"Sambol"
Horror and dismay were depicted
upon her countenance, her tones we're
filed with the keenest reproach. as
she sprang up from her chair and
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06
CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER V.
There was Master Sambo literally
surrounded by mixed collection Of
cigars and cigarettes, whilst between
his paws was calmly reposing n sill
ver-mounted Russian leather cigar
case, at which he was gnawing with
apparently as much enjoyment as If
it had been one of the most tasty
bones.
"Sambo, where did you get it? Oh,
you bad dog Whose in the world can
it be-"
In an instant Evelyn had seized hold
of the cigar-case and dragged it away
from the poodle's clutches, but, alas
not before the whole of the leather
had become indented with well-defin-
ed tooth-marks, whilst one of the cor
ners had been entirely nibbled away!
We'll. Sambo, you have quite sur
passed yourself this time!"
Evelyn held up the cigar-case before
the culprit with a threatening air. and
then gave him a couple of small pats
with it on his two front paws.
But what was she to do about it?
To whom could it belong? That was
more to the point than scolding Sam
bo She raised her head and looked
round anxiously, but drew back as
her eyes fell upon a familiar form.
"Sambo, surely you have never
touched anything of that man's?"
Yet, as she gave a hurried glance
az the initials engraved upon one side
of the case, her heart sank within her.
Yes-it was too true.
Should she make her escape into the
house, and leave Sambo, surrounded
by the litter. to settle his own diff
culties? 1t would certainly be the
easiest thing to do; but certainly that
Sambo was her own dog, and that she
was responsible for his actions, would
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06
ICED nv the Eve.

A lady went into a pastry cooks
shop the other day. On the counter
were displayed all sorts of toothsome
dainties. The only attendant was a
little girl about 10 years of age. Isn't
it great temptation to you my dear"
asked the lady, Ito see all those nice
things? You must always be wanting
to eat them" ooh, no, ma'am," was
the answer; cit is enough for me to
see them made"
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06
YON YONSON IN DENVER,

A clever piece of advertising ap
peared in the Denver papers this week
1t was the story of how "Yon Yonson
went to Denver, as follows:
Ay COON en- on das Burlington
Das vas snap-lightnin' tren!
Az tenk de journey yust begun
Ven "Too-oo-oot! and har Ay bane!
Das pooty quick yo bat mae life,
But not a volt or var
Ven Ay got back Ay tol mae wife
Das mos so fast lax her.
Ay COON dar saven var ago
Mat em-gran' tren; das bum!
Ay tenk das railroads yust so slow
LAX judgment day vas COON.
En- ven das lightnin' tren today
Yoom oop into da air
En- fly yust lax a baard away
Ay tenk Ay shed mae hair.
Az got sax dollar money en-
Mae pocket das all right;
En- you yust bat mae life dar bane
A hot tam har tonight.
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06
Do Your Feet Ache and Burnq

Shake into your shoes Aliens Foot
Ease, powder for the feet. 1t makes
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Hot and
Sweating Feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores. 25c. Sample sent FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Leroy, N Y.
The Yale expositor., 1899-10-06
An InnnrafIon

an our house." said the base ball
crank with a new baby, "the rules of
the game are reversed. Four bawls
put me off my Observation-Disclosures
North American.