The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1899-04-01
How AND i GOALS.

HOWL % /. i CA S. I.
. Martin jacobson made . trip with 3his
.dog-tIain up to Grandy's Bay5on Satur-.
day. .@ Y. MI. sS
Geo. Anequit passed through here on
Tuesday With his dogtrain, bound for
Grand Marals. ... ss:z.., ..== s:.s
Johnnie Eliason had brood of chick
ems hatch out on March 22nd, and the
same are doing finely. ;# 1.s s.* "a, II II
CLAUS jacobson has been engaged the
past week in saving lumber with his
brother, Bernt, at Big Bay. .. ...#.s.# I.
| Mrs. M. Moen has been quito serious
y i'll the past week, the result Of neural
gic toothache, but IS now improving.
Scoop, Q newspaper game invented
by . Newspaper acquaintance Of the
writer, has become quite popular here Of
late. n: '' <s~S s,5:!ii@, +. =.
John jacobson accompanied Commits
sioner Jackson home from Grand Marais
on Wednesday, having completed his
engagement with the Nelson 20. =,
The Town Board met in the hall on
Friday to afford an opportunity for tho
officers elect to qualify, and to attend to
other necessary town business, An
adjournment was taken until April 1st
when road matters will be up for con-
sideration.
s. johnson started via the trail on
Saturday last for Duluth in order to
spend Easter Sunday with friends there,
and to arrange for confirmation services
here early in the season. He will also
attend to business matters at Indepen-
dence before his return.
John Eliasen improved the fine
weather on Friday by moving the rest
of his buildings onto his lot. Some ten
or dozen mon were employed in haul
ing tho roof entire, and in crossing the
bridge the root had to be raised and slid
along tho railing, the bridge being too
narrow.
Below is song that was used to intro
duce the programme at our last enter
tainment, and which made decided
chit" with the audience:
Dodging.
Since round the world we've cot to dodge
if We living get,
We might as we'll dodge through it cool
and not be in fret. ..=
And since we're all lodging, l thought
I'd dodge along,
And dodge myself into this room and
sing little song.
(oHoRUs)
So we're all lodging, dodge, dodge,
So we're all lodging our way through
the world.
The Doctor lodges in to see his patient
when he's sick,
Gives him . pill and tells him he will
recover quick;
But little does he care how. long they
take his trash,
Il when he lodges in his bill they dodge
him out the cash. =. Ss2s.
The lawyers are q lodging around their
neighbours purse,
And if client gets in debt they'll make
him great deal worse.
They'll toll him that his case is hard,
they've only one more plan.
To dodge all Of his property into the
lawyers hand.
The ladies are curious set, they dress
SO very queer.
Some of them look inst like 4 wasp, 80
funny they appear.
And when they go to take walk, just
as they dodge along,
They dodge their heads around to soc
what every one has on.
To SEQ some of our gentlemen is enough
| to make one faint;
A jewelers. shop upon their breast, and
cheeks all over paint.
They dodge into IN eating shop, eat
four-pence worth of beef.
Then dodge upon some hotel stoop and
there they'll pick their teeth.
The disconsolate old bachelor il dodg-
ing on through life,
In search of some rich heiress who'll con-
sent to- be his wife.
For the mis'ries of old bachelors are
really very shocking
They have no pretty little wife to come
and darn their stocking.
CThe above il an old song sung in the
East forty years or more aQo).