The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-10-01

wan av thin round robin noses av the
regulation pedler frum Jayrusalem."
You misregollegtion de: oggasion,
| Derry" said Hans 1T understandings
something abowit music dot don't COM
| prehension, should it be, alretty. Vladdy
vos a tenor disguised as blayer."
"A tennerg" said Terrence. "Oi mis-
agree wild We there, Hans. He has too
| prosperous a look OF don't think thot
he wor-ruks for liss thon SIS a wake.
Shure ony dick hond av a musicianer
can earn tin per, which, be the same
token, amt salt for ones porridge."
Hans was about to set Terrence
right, when the Irishman continued:
Thin there was a ship av gerrul be
the name av Evanjelly Flawrince.
She's wan av thin high-in- the throat
singers, foorth sthory suppranny, if
OF mott call it so. The way she sung
she must have tickled her palate wild
the thrills av the rheumatic scale.
Thin there was me fellow-coun-
| thryman, Misther Finnegan Da-
vies. IT'S degineratin' We are, Oh cried
to him, whin he was singin' some out
landish thing frum an operetty called
Cremation. Chune up a bar av the
Wearin' av the green an Oi'll dance We
Jig stip. Twas painful face he
looked at me wild, an Oh was dom curl
GUS to know what the divvil the paple
were snuckerin for
There was wan fellow thot they called
q 'cellist, though the gossoon didn't
look as II he was liver in Jail even as
| visitor. OF must say OF loiked King
rhrow-John pritty well. Oh sappoose
thot he was an ancient Oirish king, but
it's dom quare thot Oh niver saw his
name or picture in O'Hart's Oirish
pidigrees."
at 1,oc aoc,,aiYt opta5 ,,,;+ $500 ae ~
| orgestra," swung in Hans, while Ter
renee was taking a sup from the silver
stein. "Didded you appreciation dem
sometimes occasionally yet?'
"Oi did in a pigs bristles," said Ter
| renee. ION the proogrom twas put
down as some funny orchestra but
| though the Dutchmin swelled their
faces till they were loike to burst, Oh
didn't see onything to laugh at nor ony-
one ilse for thot matther.
There was a partly fornist me out
| thot was talking about Schuberts,
though divvil the wan did OF see.
| Twas spilled wrong, too, for at Jerry
| Raygan's. Oh always seen the filters
av the wor-rud arranged SHEER
| b-e-r-t. There was the divvil's own
! talk, too, about some mysterious indy
vidual named Con Thralto, but OF niver
| laid me eyes on him vance. Oh tould
a lady mkt to me thot OF had heard av
| Con Mann, Con Cregan, Connie Mara
and Connie Murphy but divvil the
tonne did Oh liver see hoide nor hair av
| Con Thralto.
Jenny Comprompah, she sid
which OF at first thot was her name
| but Oh aftherwar-ruds larned was
Frinch for I don't know
| But thruce TO music, as Brian Bo-
ru sid whin he heard the Danish mill
| try band playing the retrate at Clon-
tart, near Dublin beyant. 'Tis OF
Cargo Dewey Oi'll now relate We few
| incydints
Cargo, as We are all aware, is bye
thot Dim dom fond av, for We see he's
me counthryman be ancestry and bre-
vet. The Deweys were a great clan II
! cinchuries ago, an olive heard till thot
The ancesthers ay Duane Victoria, who
in those days had long bin rayjewcee
| to the ranks used to chop wood anC
| wash for his folks. Well, sor, whin o
arrived in New Yorr-ruk, OF hidded fol-
the sal-loon av me old frind, KosciuskC
MeInerny, who immajitly inquoired fol
Parlly Jinnings, an thin asked me whot
| Old Rave.
do me up six bottles av champagne
and half dozen ay pigs fate, OF sid
! Dim goln down the bay in me frind
| Clancy's tug to mate Cargo Dewey ani
| Welcome him to Ameriky in the name
av Division twinty-foor av the A. o. H
| says OF. There was a Frinch lootnint
| on the COCK, named Pomme De Terre
who imniajitly attached himsilf to ms
sthaff, and wished to go wild me ans
| Clancy to the O'Limpy and shake thu
| good right hand av Cargo. OF was z
i bit hostile at furrust, for divvil thu
use have Of for France since the Dry
fuse case, but whin OF larned thot hi
forefatheI was an Orishman thot win
| to France befoore the DAYS aY Napooi