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Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07
Przeciw protestantom.

Wiedeh. Zarzady parat1aI-
ne katolickich kosclol6w w
Bernie wezwaly te osoby, kto-
re re wzgledow politycznych
przeszly ma protestantyzm, a
zeby wr6cily ma lono Kosclo}a
katolickiego, gdyz W razle
przeciwnym nazwiska lch be-
da wymienione ambon ku o.
sg6lnej wiadomoSci katolik0w.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07
Zmarli ma Filipinach.

w ostatnim tygodniowym spra-
wozdaniu gen. Otis ma liscie zmar-
}ych ma Filipinach zo}nierzy SO diva
polskie nazwiska: J6zef Salwitka z
kompanii E.. trzeciej infanteryi IL
mari ma tyfus; Karol Milczewski,
kapral W kompanii F., dwudziestej
drugiej infanteryi umar} takze ma
tyfus.: " .:.. .:< s. ..;:: Z. Z; ... "
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07
Zabiia dzieci i pOpeiniIa. samo-
f. b6jstWO.

N ew York. Joanna Schil-
ling, majaca: IS lat, pokl6ciw-
sly sic Z mezem, po jego O.
dejsciu odkreci}a kurek gazo-
wy. Sasiedzi uczuli wczoraj
po po}udniu gaz uchodzacy Z
mics zkania Schilling6w i roz-
bill drzwi- w mieszkaniu zna-
lezli try trupy., Ma l6zku le-
z ! ala Schillingowa z 8 letnia
6 I6rka, a 10 letnia c6rka leza}a
b blisko drzwi; prawdopodobnie
g cIhciala wyjst.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07
Zemsta Ia Tilleya.

General Smith ukara} paw
stahcow Escalante, ma wysple
Neoros "a to, ze zamordowall
kapitana Tilley korpusu sy-
gnalowego. Smith spaliE mia
steczko i zabiE kilkunastu roz-
b6jnik6w schwytanych W po-
blizu miasta.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07
Rozbroienie Samoanczyk6w.

Apia ma Samoa, 81 Ma a
przez Auckland, New Seeland
5 czerwca. TAX stronnlcy Ma
.lietoy jak i Mataafy oddajq
podlug rozkazu broh wladzom
europejskim.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07
Dewey wyjecha1 Z Hong
Kong.

Hong Kong, Chiny. Ame
rykahski krzyzownik "Olym-
pia" wyjecha} Z admiralem
Dewey W dalsza podr6z do
Stan6w Zjednoczonych. Me
byIo zadnej demonstracyi, bo
admiral ME zyczy} sobie tego.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

= DR.. Daniel H. S: Futhil
otworzy} offs lekarski, rog, Is
Ashland ave. mad sk}adem o.
woc6w) gdzie ordynow al DIR.
Fitzgerald. Godziny of fsowe
cd lei do 4ej po po}udni i cd
lei do Sci wieczorem.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

w przysz}a sobq te po
.poludniu odbedzie sic. W do
mu wv. Mar. zebranie repr.
organizafyi i Prasy W celu
dalszego|p o|porozumienia. sic CO
do utworzenia sta}ego ko omite-
tu dla spraw polskich. "
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07
X ubalczycy groza powstaniem'

MuDahcHSCJ SAoNt
Sa ntiago de Cuba. Ponie-
W al tutfjsze gazety podawa}y
k ilka akr Dtnie podburzajace ar
tykuly, przeto zaprowadzi}g ge-
n eral gubernator Brooks, ko-
nitet century. Redaktorzy
So st rasznie oburzeni 2 tego
p pwo odu, lecz publicznost "a
d owolona, poniewaz i tax ME
zwrac Gala uwagi ma te podbu-
rzajace artyku}y. Amery-.
k ans cy ohcerzy otrzymuja bez-
irn nienne li:ty, kt6rych pisanie
W spos6b zuchwa&y zapowiada
VI ybuch powstan:a, jezeli lud
k uba hski ME otrzyma rozmal-
ty ych koncesyi. Jeden z tych
list6w bardzo zuchwalych O.
b elzy ywych, zapowiada wybuch
o ows stania ma dwudziesty bic
1aceoo miesiaca. -
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

IT. A. .Morgenstern kt6-
ry mial podrobiony pat Fnt a.
dwokacki, z obawy by przez
Stowarzyszenie adwoF Jackie
ME .zostal publicznie og}oszo-
nym "a "szajstra'i ozp pajml}
Stowarzyszeniu, re prze estate
byc adwokatem. ::
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

DR.. L. M. Ostr owski
przeprowadzil sic do nd 3wego
lokalu. Obecnie offs dokto-
ra znajduje sic P. n. 2o7 : 2o9
s.. Halsted ul., przy Va n Bu-
rem tuz przy stacyi gorn ej ko-
lei Metropolitan. =,
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

w Chicago chca q aFoczyc
"'park Deweya." Zaloz ohoby
takowy W 19ej wardziel praw-
dobnie. Propozycya Wysta-
vienna pomnika Deweyf mu W
Lincoln parku ME wiz Flu sic
spodobala. j.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07
po1ccv odyuoLoc

- Polscy adwokaci narze-
:kaja ma "ciezkie czasy 7 + wy
razaja sic przy tenn, ze profe-
sya adwokacka ma ps J zje-
cha}a... " Objaw to poe diesza-
jacy badz co badz,. re adwo-
.kaci ME maja CO 70 bic. |: Do
wodzi :bowiem, zeJmniej. jest
pieniactwa miedzy Pola kami,
= bo ME ma O CO.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

~Vty Oddzia} wv. NJ: P.
ma urzadzic W przyszla $ sobote
wycieczke do Milwaukee, gdzie
wsp6lnie z tamtejsza mlpdzie-
ia ma zabawie niedziele ma
spedzic.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

: Niezalezni W parahi w.
w.. Swietych rozpoczeli pred
kilku tygodniami budoWe OIL
brzymiego szpitala. Kos 1t bu-
dowy wynosit ma 500, poo.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07
Umarf wSkutek uszkOdZen1a PREY
.. piracy. -.

- Mlody % lat starry pol
ski 70 botnik Julian, Maczkow-
ski, x pstal przy. piracy W sto-
larni przy Fisk i 22ej ulicy
uderzp pny przypadk9wo deska
W pie ersi wskutek fzego od7
ni6sl tax slime uszkddzenia. ze
ma piaty dzied umarf Pogrzeb
odbyl sic we wtorek. Byl on
ma sta ancyi u. brata stryieczne-
go P. n. eSa w. 1s.ul. Po-
chodzi il z CUB. komzyiskiej, z
Kr6lestwa. -.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

- Tow: sw. Krzyza z Ka-
zimierzowa kt6re urzadzilo
bal dla polakow, by podres-
taurowat "a ich przyczyna ka-
Sc swojja uraczylo swoich
gosci czeska muzyka. A ma
my przeciez Henzlow, Zalew-
skich, NoWiiekich j: innych.
Tow. tozasl sluzylo na nagane.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

: - Pijany murzyn Scott St. Lo- 9
uis przetknai sobie ol6wek przez
.ieaykEi.ehcial takowy =wyrWat. ..= 3
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

Tow. .Rycerzy sw Ka Fimie-
RIA z,Wojciechowa urz4 dza W
dniu, 3go Lipca b.. r. wielkl
piknik. W ogrodzie Neher, W
Riverside.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

T.. - Robotnik William Ch hopln z
Buchanan Mich, otrzymaf " spa
dku Pc po zmarfym wujaszku " g ehlea' hue +
90, 60 100, 900 dolar6w majaat ku.,
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

= Przedstawienie jake u
rzadzo ono ubieg}ej niedzieli W
cali Walsha ma korzyse: POM
nika Kosciuszki wypadlo
bez ko orzysci. De6cyt ma bye
znaczrl y, gdyz z powodu 60
raca n na}o kto ma przedstawie-
ME pr zyby}. j.. :, =.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

Tow. spiewu "L9tnia
ma Town of Lake po 'ost Rtnim
obchodzie W tel dzielnlcy -
powstalo ma nowo. Cz{onko-
vie pozostali .zobQwlaaz ali ais sic
pracowae, by utrzymat> TO To-
warzystwo przy zyciu.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

- Czescy obywatele swe-
mu ziomkowi .aldermanowi
Hurt, "a jego prace dla "do-
bra" wardy wreczyli .zlota
gwiaz de- ubieglej niedzieli.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07
Odwo1anie pOsfa.

Berlin. Poniewaz senat W
Bremen ME zgodzi} sic ma ia
DAME w}adz rosyjskich ME
ukara1 urzednik6w, ktorzy a
resztowali popa Eliasza So}ty-
kowa, posadzonego o kradziez
torby podr6znej' zostal konsul
rosyjski :Westman odwo}any
ze stanowiska przedstawiciela
Rosyi w Bremen. Westman
sprawowat odtad bedzie tylko
obowiazki konsula rosyjsklego
W Hamburgu.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

Powstahcy uciekli pred nadej.
sciem Amerykan6w. .
Manila. DIVA batalionywa
shingtohskiego puIku pod ko-
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-06-07

n Y.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
SELFISH MAN PUNISHED.
A Little Train Incident That Gave
Justice-Loving Passengers
Much JOY.

Passengers on an Atlantic City train q
few evenings ago were treated to spectacle
OF retribuuve justice that tickled them ia.
mously. The car was crowded, and, as the
dust was flying pretty thickly, all the pas
sengers save one had their windows down.
Thisunpleasant exception was a disgruntled-
looking party, with a plentiful growth Of
weedy.looking whiskers, and these he al
lowed to sway in and out of the window with
the glisty zephyrs. OF course, he got none
OF the dust and cinders, for these always
blow in the seat directly behind. Two nicely
dressed women occupied these unfortunate
quarters, and, after suffering martyrdom tor
about 20 minutes, one of them asked the
"open-wndow tiend" if he would mind put
ting the window down. MOI he replied,
gruifiy. "lt's too warm, If you dom like it
change your seat"
In front of the man sat travelling man,
who took in the situation at glance. Quick
as a flash he raised his window, and instant
er the flowing facial appendices of the man
behind began to perform a most fearful Sc.
ries of gyrations. The dust specked them,
and the wind twisted them. Their owner,
after few moments of such violence, got
red in the face and then put his window
down. A few moments later he leaned over
and asked the other passengers to shut off
the draught in a similar manner, but, to the
intense amusement and qualification Of the
balance of the people in the car, who had
watched the little comedy all the way
through, the drummer, without so much as a
twinkle of the eye, replied: mo! It's too
warm. Ii you don't like it change your
seat '-Philadelp Record
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
Summer Resorts.

Many delightful summer resorts are stu
ated on and reached via Southern Railway.
Whether one desires the seaside or the
mountain, the fashionable hotels or coun.
try homes, they can be reached via this
magnificent highway of travel.
Asheville, n, c., Hot Springs, N. c., Roam
Mountain, Tenn, and the mountain resorts
of East Tennessee and Western North Caro-
lina-"The Land of the Sky"-Tate Springs,
Tenn, Oliver Springs, Tenn, Lookout
Mountain, Tenn, Monte Sano, Huntsville,
Ala, Litha Springs, Ga, and various Vir.
ginia Springs, also the seashore resorts are
reached by the Southern Railway on con-
veAient schedules and very low rates.
The Southern Railway has issued a hand.
some folder entitled Summer Homes and
Resorts" descriptive of nearly one thou
sand summer resorts, hotels and boarding
houses, including information regarding
rates for board at the different places and
railroad rates to reach them.
Write to c. A. Benscoter Assistant Gen.
eral Passenger Agent. Southern Railway,
Chattanooga, Tenn, for copy of this
folder.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
HIS BUSINESS ABILITY.
A. a Hanger On Young Mr.. Blank
Was Gritty and Glorious
Success.

This fair maid will have a handsome dot
some time, and it is the ambition Of her
father to have her marry one whose fortune
will at least equal her own.
IL want you to stop that young Blank call
ing here" he remarked, recently, in the au.
tocratic way that some fathers have. He
has no prospects worth speaking of, there is
nothing TO show that he has any business
ability, and don't want him hanging around
here any more"
"What is business ability, papa?"
"Why, you know. Everybody knows, Of
course. Let me see. Why, it s the ability to
see the main chance, to grab it, and hang on
till you get the money. That's what it is,
and there's plenty Of young men in Detroit
that have it. Blank lacks it woefully"
"Oh, he does? I'm afraid papa, that
you're speaking without proper information.
lie knows that I'll have 100000 some time.
That is a main chance worth looking after.
Mr. Bank saw it. lie reached out and
grabbed for it. He's hanging on, and he's
going to get it. Do you happen to know Of
any other young man OF his age and limited
opportunities whose business ability has as.
sured him so handsome a fortuneT
The old gentleman's answer sounded sus
piciously like smothered profanity, and it
was fully five minutes before the bewtching
creature could bring the sunshine OF smile
TO his face. Now he tells few confidential
friends that young Blank has the making Of
one of the best business men in the city,
Detroit Free Press.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
RAuROADER'S TRAINED EAR
Above the Trains Roar lie Heard
the Cry of n Man Mingled
with the Trucks.

A gray-haired travelling man, who has
seen deal of life, paffed his cigar into
coal and spun weird yarn through
the smoke. "0ne summer evening,
years ago." he said: ~ CHANGED to be
passenger on the through train be-
tween Cincinnati and Toledo. The air
was frightfully close and sultry, and
little party of us, who had sought
refuge in the smoking compartment
threw the rear door wide open. 1t was
before the days of vestibules, and the
night wind came rushing in, so bur-
dened with the roar of wheels that we
could scarcely hear each other speak.
However, we sat there in our shirt
sleeves, burning tobacco and eonversing
in yells, and were getting along fairly
well when all of sudden big hand
some fellow in the crowd turned pale as
death and leaping to his feet he grabbed
the bellcord and gave it three violent
jerks. The lightning-lille swiftness OF
the act and the horror and consterna-
ton written on his face transfiXed the
rest of us with amazement, and before
we could move we began to feel the cars
humping together under the steady tug
of the airbrake. In an astonishingly
short space of time the train had
kicked and pounded itself into halt,
and at the same moment in dashed the
conductor and brakeman.
"What's the matter? they gasped.
"The big man was still standing up
with his hand on the cord.
Somebody's been crushed on the
brake beam under here, he replied.
Everybody ran out, and there, sure
enough, was the body of a man hanging
to the rear trucks. He was still breath
| ing, but he died as we took him out, and
heaven preserve you from ever seeing
a human creature so MANNED and
mangled! He was tramp, it seemed
who had been stealing ride, and when
the train had passed over heavy up
curve the car sagged down far enough
to smash him like an egg shell. Well,
the strange part of the affair, of course
was how our fellow passenger came to
give the alarm, and when we resumed
our places in the smoker he told us that
he had heard the poor devils Shrek
You see, he had been n railroad man
for years, and his ears were so attuned
to the ordinary crash and clatter of the
train that they had grown incredibly
sensitive to the least unusual noise
That wall of mortal agony, which to the
rest of us was wholly inaudiblc, had, for
him, pierced the uproar like the note OF
n bugle, and he surmissd instantly and
correctly just what had occurred."-
N o. Times Demnnrnf
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
What a Little Faith Did
FOR MRS. ROCKWELL.
LLr1rER TO MRS. rISKnAx NO. 6o,sS4l

81 was great sufferer from female
weakness and had no strength. twas
impossible for me to attend to my
household duties. l had tried every
thing and many doctors, but found no
relief
my sister advised me to try Lydia
Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
which l did; before using all of one
bottle felt better. l kept on with it
and to my great surprise l am cured.
All who suffer from female complaints
should give 1t trial. "-MRs. Rock
WELL, 1909 S. DIVISION ST., GRAND
RAPIDS, MICH.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
AT THE PARIS MORGUE.
How the Dramatic "Third Dcgreeu
Is Worked on Murderers
in France.

A law that has recently come into
operation gives prisoners the right of
communicating with counsel within "a,
hours after their arrest. One of the
immediate consequences of this meas
ure may be to put a stop to those
"confrontations" at the morgue which
are SO dramatic a feature of French
criminal procedure. With view to
bringing a murderer to confess, he is
taken to the morgue, and there brought
face TO face with the body of his vic.
tim. Every artifce is used to make the
conformation as impressive as possible,
as it is hoped that the terrible sight
he is compelled to gaze on will so trou-
BILE the murderer that he will lose com.
mand over himself and make a clean
breast of his crime in his agitation.
When he enters the room he can see
nothing, as the stone bench on which
the body is exposed is concealed by a
curtain. The examining magistrate
presses him with questions, and then,
at what he considers the opportune
moment, gives the signal for the cur
tain to be pulled back.
The murderers who have stood this
ordeal without flnching are comcara-
lively few. The majority of them ex-
hibit the utmost terror and implore to
be taken out of sight of the corpse.
There is a chair in the room where
the confrontations take place, in which
the majority of the most notorious
Inurderers of the last 30 years have been
seated. Their names are inscribed on
its back, one of the first being Tropp-
mann, who, just before the Franco-Ger-
man war, butchered an entire family.
French criminal counsel have found
that these confrontations almost al
ways result in the confusion of their
clients, have looked into the matter,
and believe they have discovered that
the examining magistrate has no legal
right to subject prisoner TO this or
deal. For the future they are going
to advise their clients to refuse to al.
low themselves TO be taken to the
morgue, and il seems that it is moot
point whether the authorities will be
able to convey them thither by force
Paris Cor. London Standard.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
Pleasures Of Penal servitude.

A prisoner who lately came out OF
one of her majesty's convict prisons
Parkhurst, in the Isle of Wight-spoke
in the highest terms of the establish
ment, and appeared sorry to have left
1t. He described it as a sanitarium. He
said Mr.. Jabez Balfour is engaged in
making post Office bags, apparently as
happy as if he was addressing Baptist
meeting. Victor Honor is also, with
Monson, at his sanitarium employed in
putting up weeds and gardening. my
informant" he adds, twas of opinion
that IL the doors were accidentally
opened, three-fourths of the prisoners
would decline to walk out."-Waketield
(Eng.) Sentinel.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
An Excellent Combination,


The pleasant method and beneficial
effects Of the we'll known remedy,
SYRUP OF FIGs, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA FTG SYRUP Co., illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles Of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. 1t
is the one perfect strengthening laxa.
tive. cleansing the system effectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per.
manently. Its perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and sub.
stance, and its acting on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
laxative.
In the process of manufacturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to the
taste, but the medicinal qualities of the
remedy are obtained from SIENNA and
other aromatic plants, by method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIe SYRUP
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and to avoid limitations, please
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front of every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW YORK. N. z.
For sale by all Druggists. -Price Soc per bottle.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11

I'm going TO the Flarcups' at home
tomorrow night"
"Why, all the Nobodies of London go
there!"
"llave you been yet, ear?"-Punch.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
From q Grateful Newark womsn.

"When l wrote to you / was very
sick, had not been well for two years.
The doctors did not seem to help me,
and one said / could not live three
months. had womb trouble, falling,
ulcers, kidney and bladder trouble.
There seemed to be such drawing
and burning pain in my bowels that l
could not rest anywhere. After using
Lydia L. Pinkhams Vegetable Com
pound and SaHative Wash and follow
ing your advice, feel well again and
stronger than ever. My bowels feel as if
they had been made over new. With
many thanks for your help, / remain,
L. G., "A ANN ST., NEWARK, N. j."
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
Valuable Acquisition.

Mr., Spriggins--l fear you will make a
mistake, IIettie, in engaging that girl.
According to her own story, she has
lived in no fewer than ten families in
town within year.
Mrs. Spriggins-That's just it. Think
of the inside information she will be
able to impart about those ten families!
-Tit-Bits.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
To Washington, New York and the
East,

A handsome Pullman Drawing Room Buff.
fet Sleeping Car is operated daily by the
Southern Railway, Memphis to Washington,
Baltimore, Philadelphia and Jersey City for
New York, without change Train leaves
Memphis daily at 500 p. NJ. and runs via
Chattanooga, Knoxville, Bristol and Lynch.
burg, arriving in New York at Penn. X. R.
Terminals, early the second day.
For further information address C. A. De.
Saussure, d. p A., No. 300 Main St., Mem.
phis Tenn
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11

Wig-What do you think of this the
Dry that playing the piano produces
nervousness?
Wag-lt's no theory. The girl next
door to us affects the nerves Of the en-
tire neighborhood with her playing
Philadelphia Record.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
An Anxi0un Mnfher,

Mrs. Societe-Your daughter looks
frail, Mrs. Newrich; she ought to take
physical culture,
Mrs. Newrich-1'll git her some right
away. She's bin takin' cod-liver oil
all winter, but I'm willin' to try any.
thing.-N. Y. World.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
Pence In the Philippines.

Peace in The Philippines IS bound TO prove
profitable TO all concerned, Warning con.
aitions, whether they be in the Philippines
or in the human stomach, are equally dis.
sstrous. II your stomach has rebelled, there
Is one authority that will quickly subdue it..
1t is Hostetter's Stomach Btters, and it
cures constipation, indigestion, bilious
ness, nervousness and dyspepsia. See that
private Revenue Stamp covers the neck
sf the hottle
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
ALcft-Hnnded Admission.

Three citizens-one lawyer, one doctor
and one a newspaper man-sat in back
room recently in the gray light of the early
dawn. On the table were many empty bot.
ties and a couple of packs OF cards. As they
sat in silence a rat scurried across the hearth
into the darkness beyond. The three men
shifted their feet and looked at each other
uneasily. After long pause the lawyer
spoke. Il know what you fellows are think
ing" he said; you think thought saw a
rat, but tm-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
Large womnn's Choice.

She was large woman with wide,
firm mouth shaded by an incipient mus
tache.
"When | marry" she said, in heavy
tones, 1.-The lucky man must have the
advantage of military education
"Why so?" inquired her dearest
friend.
Because he will then know the value
of implicit obedience to orders. '--Cleve.
land Plain Dealer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
Ynnnu Einnncicr.

what makes you naughty 80 much
Of the time, Willie?" asked the indul-
gent father.
"Why, you see, mamma gives me a
penny every time promise to be good"
replied the youngster, land she never
asks me to promise to be good until ]
have been nsugthy."-t'hicago Post.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
ENidently n "Nit.v

Cassidy-In this BLESSED country of
ours man can come up from nothing!
Just look at our mayor!
Kerrigan-Did he come up from
nothing?
Cassidy-He did! He hasn't drop of
Irish blood in his veins! Puck.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-08-11
Diplomacy.

But why on earth did you intro
ducc me to your aunt as Mr.. Darling
Did you forget that it was Scroggs?"
Certainly not, you old goose. But
/ know she overheard me call you
darling and wouldn't have her think
] was spooning for all the world
Cleveland Plain Dealer.