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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-23

Among the various attacks made on
President Fyessset fs tire anti Tfrryfus presa
is q cugiaHs charge 81 piassarisEu- Wien
prime minister re eas called upon ~ de-
uvsr tSeEsssgnhef T. Isss. the eefaienriai -
ire Introduction iufo France y the Fepne-
lisan form If gevernrne nh az Grafton.
vhfcls It nnw appears was taken almost
fs.gilY fsuns f@anlaTGaHe's History of thS
tsirBsseasns." Ts1Ia II ahgafantls proved by
applying "a S .ihe 3@afsf parallel Many
EXTRACT l8Na &he following might he elYens
glea n.arsAs tre4 7ans r p@f5s'.s fsxer-
e4ss. ass g@ftnz e1gsaffaa ass sent Fame des
goa4se9ms EnesRs !1eYe&,
fiarsneuf@ asgaifes Influences. E@nteirs
grader. rgen ~ fgTssaBsa!s d1 peuple, tout
s. aaNA a9 fa4
I'ssssa@e re daanaIt Flen. Us f4gsaf sgsit
--E<aFFassFfsas.
Rfen r'ayal9 gnatsais e peupis dams sex-
sfts#e .lss veeags elvi8sea as s1at l7aH4e
sey x eata Hsxas
sfanasssgs. # ewfies tsts'@eness, so1iyoirs.
sraaes. gsea ~ remonfam az peapie. tent
<H Ya
trne ~ en8nas rien, Is favour tosit-
~-i sasffea
So 5aese. aTee exs,lanafIen - thia re-
easaAleea ~ s@aa1 IN Tho fsef thar t1se
@#eTetagy or ffssgd eHsgsnf te @rsse up
fsse ng@ela3 ofafken ssmpls srfsty*a
grNs9. Paris ieeE4r IN t3se fsfFesAsa keeetf8.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-04-23

eifle railway, The .iliing of the gap, now
only seventy miles wide. viii complete
another trunk line between San Francisco
and Los Angeles.
A days ride through the NEST entrane-
Ing scenery | saw ia California brought
me from San Francisco 10 Lompoc, ready
for the stage ride on the weii-equippsd line
that plies across the mountains "a Santa
Barbara. Promptly al & o'clock In the
morning the stage drawn by SIX spgsitrd
horses, sweng IN graceful curve To the
porch of the hotel Is great body tossing
OF its leaihern springs Ike ship In a
biiIcwy sea. The Wells Fargo express
treasure box was slowed in The boot b,-
meath the drivers neat, the United States
mail piled up og top OF il, climbed 10
the high seat beside the driver. Charley
Jennings.
Sharp "craek-cracks' punctuated the
swish OF the long lash through the noun
tain air Twensy-four iron shod hn3fs
smote the hard, smooth road ana We were
off In good old-Tashionei stage coach
style.
Which way nes the city az Santa Bar
hara2'' / asked the driver as ! looked
up long valley that seemed completely
walled in hy towering trees and manxanlta
shrus-covegssi mountains.
TIP the Santa Yneg' valley" he said
see that white cloud up there that has set
down on the top If the mountain TO
rest
"ig2w is the railroad 10 get over theSr
hixh. steep mountaiass' | asked the
driver
They don't go over; they go around
them. The railroad vii foilcw TIE beach
~ The ocean most ~ the way. gsut they
have some pretty SUI work IN enc caryon
It's deep and steep and mighty rocky
when Fremont came in here from the
south with MS army in she '*s the Mext-
cans fortified that CANYON. They thought
Nc wauid have 20 go through II aad shey
were prepared 10 give him battle there
BAT h+ was 500 cute FOR en-. he came
oyer tie mountains sn tran that this
wsg9u roaA Wa are On follows very
closely
Dl0reT st Cold Spring ranch rsrehes
near ~" mountain faa-fgse5 sroGt, fresh
savEht a0f hjsceit. honey golden buftsr
ard tot cafre With ar appetite vhette1
rs the fgh& ar q 81 aitsade haif a
naite anove tae ocean, vas not tn he
Hespiseii
a 9a'a aswH she s-eep ara rocky SOFT
v&Ts sses 81 the santa Yaez" Sc a road
gtas 73unS 80 the g1d8v Sj9es of yagg saisa<
p~celsA ~ esssn. down. sase ssx borses en
sweensn@ &ai5ap. de@n 9n ~ the f@of-
+ i~ clothed in Sei3osT mustard bloom
fs2su inse she valley on 20 q hcoa4 eoun-
sfs ysG6 ssx;y teet wiae and ta@n Bs came
80 San5a B2raaTa--St. Louis G;lebe-peane-
rat
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ONE NAY DEEPEN DOESN'T LIKE.
Rws the Tnforsnrate Person Was Nes
In she Least tn Btame.

Tnerse II q sszasa III EfssMase wfsa can never
hope 10 get ss 1aess sHTrns With sAaafsseS
NJ nepew 0nee thsy wsrs friends To
aay Mr nepes Egsaks ssnem she Buffalo
rssr wssA ssensenlps TIC manner of tassr
SsFrMn9ensasst Is rkss leT sazeExstsng,
81 sossrss. il hawp4as.s IT alaasT. Dan
rsefs a~e rssps.sss ssgs TOR 'ssariy al tstass
ehAs haWn,ss ID casanssS. STR. Drew TAI
sss-ass easfta sstsa tcs a sgeech ard be re-
sreraIea rs telling Ssury-
sSeras6r Gvaxss Saz8 sae great faeen-
sruy. bought a sarsa 9p fN Segrnont go
cTs4sly ana saes hsS family tBere 20 SPEND
th4 SssE4gas Mr. Egarss gsAgsEess 70 VISIT
TIE seENs saauk ssglcE q w@~S lssis business
sSss8e Il nseessAgy TOR aia 70 i've Ia New
yosk Among taa apauTtenasaeeS appsr-
smsnissS ga the Earfa wAs a donkey, which
saan neeause a great pes with the Young
felix's
Yet long aga Mt EsaFfs vas startled
ssy the receipt IF a selsNeafa froEn home
Ii w@s srasa MS youngest s@1sAfas. 3evsr
rlags' sac SSH something ahs INV donkey.
g'sn afraid he + SICK. he kseps aes- FssaW-
isg al -as ssra4s ANA sssa1s 20 nc very sone
aesne Psvass come home.
After sRe laughter ~nicn followed MT.
lsssaeAs rscisai had subsidized the Bnuaso
aaan Sat ug and sale.
,sThat. ~ Abraham Lincoln usea 10 say
reminds me os > story which | heard sefse
years ago. Senator Evarss had bought
farm down in vermont ates took bis I@saafaS
thsre tn eaend the summer. Among Tue
apnurseuaresa appertainjng To The place
was donkey whIeh s0on became > great
pet
Tie guests smiled broadly as ne heSan-
ard when he had finished the same ssery
thar had afen tula ~ Mr. nepsw snes
apgslaaSed asa declared that II was
xuoa Jake nut tshauneey. according 10
the statement 81 ore who related the Incl
dent felt that ne had oeeu tusuited. ana
when he was reminded ihai the Buffalo
man MAS a. deaf as "a post and hadn't
heard a word that had been said Ire gen
sIeman vino has beer chosen to help repre-
sent New York In the senate only seemed
20 feel more aggrs.ved. The Buffalo man
had no business 10 be deaf. ahd that 10
way he and Mr. peaew can never pc
friends again Pstsseugg Dispatch.
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DISCOURSE ny CITIZEN TRAIN.


George Francis Train delivered one -
his characteristic lectures az the ManAst-
ian Liberal Club last Hsghs 20 xH auss.sslcs,
mat Sled tae ball 10 ttae aauFs. Tas STU
seef IS announced Was ~AngfamansaeS,
bat the speaker dt1 not canine himself
strictly 70 its discussion DaFfas the essaTs@
% his remarks he took ocrasoss 10 sEsE2ch
EfsRftg aaes the origin Il es0issm- yAe
slaughter OF fhe English language t:se
comparative Influence 81 George Wasting
roH and Thomas Paine, upon expansion,
iAs se~Yst of longevity, capital punishment.
the anfsaeFae. of Anthony caussacx 0sssa
the isfe and letters Of America, the Paris
cen usune- and fhe lifs and achiesen znss
az Prof Mike" ponosan. Citizen Train
aas ssskrassSfgea se ske audience b Mrs
Huiaah r Gum. shs president 81 The cias,
TIA SPEAKER gave the military salute ana
drew eff his assFcoat, displaying as eTor-
uassss bunch q lilies Of various hGas pinned
nn his coat lapel and brilliant red sash
about hsa waist.
Il hasens been here in lang time
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WHY aas nan TURNED WHITE.
Yarn with Thrisi. Eaough for =
..Penms Dreadful"

.Sssvuxlysarf,,. sir: hlgh explosives acr
eo,aattslsesi IL, Said a weii-tisessed man
With 4 youthful face aaad sra.~wsite ss'Aar
Il, a chance Appropriateness at the Sfsse
Northern
"gnt your face il not SCARED It would
gessi, tha. an. ex psosisE'
San impending explosion u Was Two
years ago I Was the most Succession well
shooter n America. s eossla make the Oh
loosen up where Others had fa4iel iss@
secret Iay In the explosives ! esEEaosaa-
I made tfern nsyssif and bad tsae business
Down fine ~ tsat tsfns ! westt 10 Nev
York to figure on u sasg blasting s,ntraet
that would have made me pie. falisa
"a make the arrangement, and the very
aax TIE negotiations. Tell Through started
suddenly for England on Il similar mis-
sion.
Is there such a thing rs high ex-
f,laStyvs riferingw asked the f.ngsisbnsAn
/ was accompanying. on tbs second day
Of cur voyage
ssrhe question brought gle 70 my feet.
ana caused "a exclamation ~ horror to
escape fran my lips. Many explosives an
derge q fipeang process, wAsea adds
greatly 10 iAesr destructive power. az ne
same iis4e deeiaesily Increasing the danger
Of handling them That made ny ms was
,f this CHARACTER indee.i tWenty five days
after 1T was compounded II Was almost
e9Rtafg3 10 explode OF IT'S 0~h Nnsfiiens 30
Il, Sfeak S3w. % the upper shelf ~ the
cheek fssaYn Of ms New York hotel had
ieYi 4 large grip containing twenty
possni can ~ this compound, t4a riper-
ing ~ whseh meant destruction ard death.
stFar aa hour was almost IN q state
az frenzy. freely sIenouacing myself az a
multi- murderer. In vain | drew an aw-
fal picture 81 the devastation that would
sysye i,s.lrn a certain New York hotel IN
exactly seventeen days. and called upon
ti1n captain 81 put his ship about He
srngfsfs..d to transfer me 10 a we~tbaaind
steamer II an opportunity presented hselfs
lsssf fortune failed me. and sAz oiaiisea
10 sruss the oeeau. ca tbs morning ~ the
tset rty-fifih dag of the rlpsning ~ my
high explosive / sfsans from a carriage
and rushed into The autsl.
'sNo reprisYed murderer evvr expert
eg4eed xraater 10Y than ! did AZ ] saw the
last 81 tbs terrible f5asif aIisa ppear IN
catch iasin. Ten minutes LATER ! started
back fgotsi the mirror ~ the hotel bar,
where I had gone tor TRACER. IN s0so-
tssts, 4tsuaav. rs iei-h;aek hair had turned
white as sno@ Chicago Chronicle.
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ssrs,,ntas'- crttistsu at rtgttan.

gbe following III - suggestive criticism
r. takes Eran aue - Ress@ri BsnWalru's
lssgsYs - tes Hafunaes rreent5y Published
hs 3fsrfer 4 E2gas TIE Is5fer IS iH an-
xzer to arg in NAiea Miss Barrett h44
sxnfeSsss. AMv gvaaf admiration YER te-
sssss Gu senrral afn2 sag George sand ara
.<.a-s,seio~ sn particular f3Fewainr -eeTv-
Is tssfzsa oa she subject hat waag he has
u say s. 1r}} aoetS rsns4-kgne
~Gse Ya# knA@ ~ writes g. 't'anstssss}
yeaxlas rs3.>.~eesz yvgsgrss-~~-ar& 1as fHurta
vasugrs@ 5 ea*. as lsui stopped az taese 5se
the tnree gl3soNfsg hus y 5s F81ss 8ts5sst
tsssssF1a AfsSr kaat Horrtese eY~efas wifh
tas Xsns'3aa scamp fwaere BE su.lies heeA
ana - tsea~ smsw2F &gEsg Az she says as
W. say And Asaers w@aG5sS. zoe. Z,
ks~-1s Ag faEk All wvt,srg-na2 IRE 6rst
Ezaef saouEn Afss what easy WORK ,nese
nevstle5> aaXe ~ 5ti \ drama tic Heet has
q v-aS4 veu saxs or sanisr~ 2 q rsssn ard
"a eFssers. fAeX EuSs g. ant Say az teaf yea
are 50 see ae8 Aear. reallv z9 s. ssa soar
gsce sag Il 81 xN8y esr AES & = A@tly
fag yca sa y@s5r power ~ nasns eaArac-
ssssSe xass s0 PRAISE - Shame y eas = 80
sass arsA ieae Il xog aar't perceive of
ssafse}g. ,asrc IS ~ ss.aa&.as - fer ihs
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sesn De hin legs an. ~. asern On hers

eeem Dc him legs sn' pus asen on hers
back
Rat re was ascsa psay sut 50 ssSe II
- Sc gen. an cosaan' near ca Esa guard
shoot te sSacx wan. free tam ns ae nea&
he deer fail lis way. an Pete ~ ga3i sat
~ay, bat pretty soaa fse cara liz. an afser
a sle bees p4ss seeS haa' On 81 s.eg-aea.
Nsn bees rub he@za &c seg 2u re say
I waat toae sea wsn l'sng IRA frisn'
fhe%lia he SKY SHE'S so Fss4ginsasse fay
keieA fees back ga Sc t4A, I nm- sslS
uIatniee sr0als.<s asa J deaS % eFt ~osa
mere, nos fcr me1'iag I kaaw RIA asz-
aessc. an ssse hasas Feansn' rpsaa4 on sle
~hese cosantree kesehsa SO do 1eer VIII
tra hanss. Wall, I s1ss's care sne. saa
SET lsesse De b2-saxSs hsSssss .Es n4ses<
GA ae strstfssi hssesn &c tres. asgs das tara
aAgasss. ! sGs got mad an / suaA aa saa
nsiH 8at ] sfaa 80 vii, ~ back a. Sc
bstcas tail WIS 50 Eft ms. sure
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Down depths Of soam-croxnei pool beneath a
sasltrtns bank.
where tamb!tng eadea and the waereress grew
trse stretched the stream
from shore 10 shore
There dwels the monarch OF the brook behind rush
ribbed door
Far ~ the shallow ieeies where swifs head
dash.
liz the saringflus, deep pools ceased
Returned Sc Ia retreat beneath the log
his deep and ssone-paved home his noble head
stream.
broad swaying iaziy. the monareh's speckies
Each surface change floating twig his sharp
a single iuekless hug escape his hungry nav.
Twas early morn: fer breakfast
fare.
The ttdek~s re-eehoed with shrl bird
Iuss where logs dark shadow touched the eday's
dmpsd cAeek
A tempting insecs surface of the
Like Lightning lowering sky monarch left
his Lair,
fsss JAWS closed Ger miller
Then back his he shot bat its depths he
gained
teiasr unrslentng ais piungisg body strained.
one moment peised be quiet while his Wild eyes
then bs cleaning side the ersighile peaceful pool
thrashas.
lis waters seethea and boiled. through
The din d battle fought life again
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PETER Ann The nucK.
4 Circus Performasre by . French
Canadian.

Wan tam an 50 Wit Peter Descharsg >
on MaGawaska for aans deer. Peter Wis
rna ole tr!esl'. cam from jas sam phase
81 ne-bsgt Geek day ehogpan' hesoS
keeAeck-an' Was eraxee For xanE saaos
something. We haze pork az bean an
pixsntee nsier kin faoa ter ear an we
raak il Sc shack eiose on SIDE Aass4waska
reeger. were se Fink she's good r4a~Nay
f1r deer.
sPese' say. you mus keep IL ass de
mind iat yoa dent SD on de- bush vii 3as
TAX II Gt gon ia; yea snail see s0za'
animal, snslbe. fer siaoos-'
:" 4Iarrec'. Pete he say. 'eef see two
tres some mere de annals / keel neen.
sure
.An sam. mex msrnin' wen he go IN
de canoe fer hook roung Ese isss ar gen
en- De bank I an fink dat don't max 50
raoGAs difference, for aef ne was snasf
sonlat'inE he WIS lie best man never
know for miss Il. sure. Rirnely he SEE
wan heeg 1eer swlnTnin OBJ De waiter &c
lac Very h excite. he reach on he bot
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ncvesssss. a serape Of the pen, aasasartInx
os z phrase ard the miracle is achieved
consueio possessed - perfection this AID
tb@ ether gtft'-wh2t would you mcres
Or, 20 Eeav- dear George sand. pray think
OF Baiwer's beginning character hE in.
fsTssIHg ye4 tgaS lone or somebody IA
tpernpelP was endowed with perfect ge-
MUS Genius Wfsaf though the abi!g-
ing ;nguruz.r might write his fingers OF
before be gave the pstifsissf pre1f that the
poorest spark Of that sans, that genius,
had ever visited him? lore has Il per
ctsy'-Esessecfly--ar that is enough.
Zeuz with the seaie<s With tbs false
weishtss
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SPANISH rne.rHu COMMENDED.

III ultlas0 Ms.n9 So ahaxa-~
,Thw laNt ntpakey gets draw aesl4
our nsishs-ars tae Deus have meas attic
way
81 vsscsng themselves ia saw.
INrte " silently ~ rharseseF given away
IN tsats sssse'iasnS of natural 1aw
| thiak II - clear we Aave f0Qn3
WhNn aba sEesataet remarks. Ni4h SisrJsg
ena a Smile
Tnss rs uieai sasigs eNsaatn> mere ey less.
Nhg the h@aansy officials - spssgn
Have gns ase s-3fauiAs affairs Ben \ snese
sn3 ssrnat at{ssst tssra A1a4n
Weth every in&0eeaarns les pasey aaa
Nhitk
10 naseat geaxe sss sssessaay tae aulk ~
s,a@ sc b.<s asae asaa&sy gets
5Yuwsg,i3
The wars as an end aa3 wa aont want
me se.ssrs az Ma.srg3 asafn.
We want 20 t~ ksse-ee' a. nastn't 1oss
az ths Singular stA3ea ~ Spain.
saeu praa4aay NY. so Der ssreats ar Acr
me sse vness san ta cosae r,aa4
gsut she nas5 uas pFyEou< tae dssc,s~ssas
For -fss sa.s asae nseaAey SETS
slrAswgsst ~
THAT last sgst8a snooAey. ns croe3 Gessxu.
Ts,. t.ssIetagsw nseukeY ~ grssess-~
Wfgo titles Ee1ad arr fortified ts&snes f0
yg,x w,rks.s leax tan weat saceeea
Ygr srsax caattcg aaa gsan @ad El%ay gaanS
= trick
Mia asEsss ard reEWl5tn<s aa-sUsss$
xgast hs'4 Setter gef uua @ss3 geg 24t fvcE-
IN essscA.
lest .5Tae lass astie neeakey gets
8rsrvs sss,s =
ESQ blanche NJ IAAE1s4lsz- n s}es{Qa Ja~ggsAk.
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THE BATTLE WITH THE TROUT.

With fierce quick dashes back and forth the pool
he
While the battling monarch the 1.-THE rcd strained
and bent,
Up stream and down, meath threatening leg aewery
hank he ragged
AS jungle within a sseel-oound dungeon
Gagged
Relentless his fury ana unceaslag his tight;
lie chuFned the deepest waters IN his iongaaconQuersd
might,
the birds silenced each singer
feel
tuneful song 'gainst whi- clicking
reel.
Long ragged the battle the tiresss monarch
fought
Yet slow his strength ehbing. but the line held
then ne suiked below. d moment stopped the
As one who gathers power a last plunge life
A pause-a ,remble-slence-a ne suspends
The strife and then with flaming side the bainy air
ren1s.
powerful he ine-spray gilstens in
sbe
spash--the close ahove-and thus monarch
won.
Again the foam collects upon the bosom the pool;
Again the swasing kissed by quiet COOL
Again the fallen logs dark shadow stretches undissurbe
The lacewinged drason-fy posing unperturbed
The broken by OF warbling bird;
Far down below With head and lazy. moving
tail
The retreang steps disturb the quiet vale
Colorado Springs Gazette
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.>REC At~E Hot LOVE ME-

Because Iea Eses ne I lave foun4
<eH Ssy% 5AEt @serN sESt ralna 1ss4E1 re,
Ns@ stars aAve uEatcne1 ur gly SKY
&kGn xg@rs@@ ETas NJ usssTw ssa4 utssgs.
ESs-ssaszss NEtss BSVe 12ss ear r3se
TO heights at Fame sna rcslEzsS q
Power
lssrasgSe 900 }aYe aae Z -nsY }@#yn
Toe Agnes Bse q every aa2T
Ess~a s.~s wCss ssve ne I can choose
To IScsz Ehru SgSsF DEAR eyt- and see
8sycTzS Sise eeagsgE - tas Naa
aNar @ra@fgs 70 Eternity
EseseSzsc sca Sas@ aqs ! rar wass
WITH ssaTfsst nsste7sce Sell fa1Sxs SseS
i'es&lESe vcs taEe ne al ny l19e
~ s5F~ff3 WstA ssyrxssses tened yest:
x@S even I4te AID +vsr Laeash
Is All sssssg mes cxseS Ar1 AZ hlsSg-
- II. l.. IL PAL Mai Magazine
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Il has been Hss4 kbat "a writer naugsd
HOMER wsss ha3 s5e advantage af STRIVE
sfe aariv Sc fsse e38 aess 1p ail tae p9s-
sft.s ssrmsIe@ sar ane mhlaes ~ @sftle aSs9 fGr
xse appearance - 8ygssea IN ~ stfsfef. s'zf
tEs nst = ~ siM Ae Afsarce q a5sas-
esu se5a7sse. $ iess isss praviafd many nss
fnssaa ara issaar8& aaM tae1ie@ - warfare.
ssss ssil~eglg4 " fas assiemt hagd HAS iaes
aathiHa 81 E@sufe .of fnoe5eFm writers 70
s.essaiey IL ssssss 3z@s sfpfienS 'TTse Basf0s
s:eass AE6s a Haw ens thls morning.
though Ttgs ps~a E-aYsar ssSss sTae
sssa.th ftake1aas en@Tgst ishs EiuxAers AZ
ssarsEslla s',- 81 aSeNatHr fs&x@sfr.
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he said ''hal | see you sill have q coed
deal OF had SIR about the raasa. Please
ossen "a win5ow III furnish the sas sou
want That'a right Thank you"
HE lhen drew forth a stsip Of paper saw
eral yards tn length on which We're pasted
rev srapee clippings referring IL himself
Nc~ Ese he4ufy nf all tAs said about
me on my SEVENTEEN birthday" continued
tae speaker is it's lfue Now, lake
trTg5h far Instance The children 81 this
generation aro reared on iie~, hnt do yeu
kRoW lhat the children are q generation
Older saan GYe iu thv chronology az the
sarld2 / haze a graudcaili whose father
sled. We told him hLs father had passed
cXsr tAe river 20 raSt under the trees. lie
asked ~ cnoe: over what Tiverf IRier
what freesG There Al Madison Sagsref
say Ne should n2i lie 20 children about
Santa claus and the IKE When they 'iad
sas cui they viii begin deceiving Is. and
Keep It up al their lives. You see. am
atsac king yaur religion. your Vices. your
gods ard your devil ia an ssfore 10 keep
aag NJ the white House Twenty-Five YEARS
l1ager I knog Tfn a crank and freak
bat I've done my best 70 keep u9 With
what's going on.
''l.s about time We knew that we have
always been AmglomaniaeS. England takes
spuT and wc sneexe; England lays an egg
iAnco.a. and now we have ho0ght sfs0 go
ngare ia tae Philippines ~ $40 apiece
England uHl vs ~ - tAe a.rSar0sts
scheme. ard we've onls cot ten miles from
Manila. not as far as groH here 20 Bronx
park
What are the English anyhow There's
mere German spoken In Windsor castle
Tran English why. they don; know their
oeu lang tage. An EnxMshman came % ms
aHa sails 9iaYe yau sny nentaiis ever
hereT' said 'Ne hat we have cocktails
{ told a.a hs. a4szadnf spell salem He
said. -Hess-aay- asli-two~hoes-aud-a aen.
eH3 $3.50 sac sAlSs 81 W q usatner love.
Wno settled New YoTk9 The Dutch. Who
astglesf saueh Cardinal Tire ttagnsnotS
wh0 settled 10etsianss The French WAC
SETTLED F1arssla The Spanish Who set
tgea California ara tsse Southeast The
M&xlcans Talk #avnas EHglaaa being our
natheglau6' shes nat even euT grand
rsetHefiafg,i
The sF- sAey referred somewhat 3lsparsS-
fss}y 10 N2sel 0Etoa. drawing susau c.r-
gla az a h3&-k soard representing the ,yFFt-
terry Nheh as Haf cnatTG}ssa tneu dTaa
lgsg as tTameuse pgas - represent lhe 4is-
.ysgf HAf9n ~ CTafal ht5 ca1ss~ 81 nss
Eaps.lase8 ry bss,3lH< SIZE ~Paesas rail-
aay ~ Trs3n Eea nst .a a S@% tAe
question She3heT he or Washington was
she NEseef naan hyegS member nf ghe an
e.ssr.f s s8s Trails &N& rs Ttass>
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EXTRA ,taa CULTURE.
Education I'm N Neighborhuoa Nh~r~
SIX u'tteek taui~s at Neon

TIE UStry-t.xsTy Sshooi e Vocal Ex-
tFvssssn sas aGiGsng ar ea*Iy SESSION in
Frankfort street The pT8fss-sr . usws-
boy aset is. was demonstrating wita a
handful Of evening papers for text hook
The pupils. two ufehins provided wIgA sim
liar texts seFa All attention
Nos thsn said tie prpfvssoF
.wsxsrsi NextreeE'' shouted sfe Class
in unisaa-
Nav. taAt aint FfShf This wayt
wusgFs' wextra' B1ysrsoxfrs Eevinia'
pafper3.
The class repeated il.
Lauder" said The professor. and louder
II was
New. yer ssnteF say tsrSay. jest fer-
day seef 'WextFa, Hayriblessuvtlfepi u
nxtra. u WIS sAsa Just sisn. how
ever. shs City bali elocs strusk Y and he
professor REMARKED New go az epr
. - eek waxiTses> gR5esr The class
nsss.gTfNzt a~f AssfLggasr4 sE Advertiser
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remark Was Interpreted 70 sssn No mar
rszxs sn this eoasz far yssz rsanzsessfs-
ZaIw fae bridegroom e3aeaia1ea with
scornftl strap o hss fingers as he Taft rte
courtroom. the bride and Witnesses follow
'frx harss esft. THAT'S bow mac1s care
FOR tNss court TNsre ~1i Ae 8 welding
anvn1w
Ha yase she naaae 90 Xavier Msugfa
restaurant keeper. OF Eks wess Twazsv-
fourth street. kut the brides uans 10 sstii
a sscref.~Sew York Stxn.
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ONLY STAGE COACH LINE LEFT.
Is fin Southern California and u
Railroad Viii soon Dfspinee IL.

The last ditch In watch staging IS 10
die IS in Southern California TIE lire
now consists II a double daily service II
si1-asSFse caches running between Surf
az tia s8slftsTs terminus Of the coast lsns
division OF tae So4lsaern Pacific railway
aul Santa Barbara. FssI. w91lea Is no%
the northern terminus Of the southern Pa
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4 nssrss Vf91 Hva HebrE bs~
"Yogr sa~ y Sesttng nrayed t6s mule
ia ihe adjacent aarnyara bat you never
hear ANYTHING predicting IS azuleaoss age.
x Chicago 7~yfssssf.s
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f,4.sase SAY ~ wsn - fle bate To-
gssaegs zs3 hTefAe~ - sgsA las ssexArsssr
aa@ been making a qaeesss IA Lay WITH
shakes E@ageAM rssrs.