The labor world., 1899-11-11
M, I)ooIey i'm
Foreign Parts.
liz: La:ar.rAt> Upon the Stranded
!..:.s:,':,!> in the Transvaal.
- !. p. Dunno.

1T looks like war;" said Mr.. Hen
Messy, who had been glancing at the
flaming headlines of an evening paper
over Mr.. Dooleys shoulder.
1T always does.' said Mr.. Dooley.
"Since tn Car iv Rooshia inthrajooc-
ed his no-fght resolution, they'se been
no chanst that they wudden't be rue
tious.''
AN what's it all about?" demanded
Mr.. .IIennessy. Il can't make head
nor tail iv it at all, at all"
well, We see it's this way" said Mr..
DoOley. Eye see tn Beers is a simple,
pasthral people that goes about their
business in their own way, raisin' hell
with ivrybody. They was bor'rn with
an aversion to society an whin tn
English come they lit out befure thin,
not likin' their looks. TIL English kept
comm an the Beers kept movin' till
they cuddn't move amy further with
out bumpin' into Kitchener's ARMY
an thin they settled down an says
they, This far shall we co. says they,
bein' relijous people, AN divvle tn
sthep further An they killed off tn
irrelijous naygurs an started in f'r
to raise cattle. An at night they'd
set outside iv their dorps, which, Hin
Missy, is Dutch f'r two-story brick
house an lot, an; sip their laager an
swap horses an match texts firm tn
Bible f'r tn seegars. while tn child
her played marbles with dimons as
big as tn end iv ye'er thumb.
/. "Well tn English heerd they was
goold be tn buckket in ivry cellar firm
Ooopencoff to Doozedorf. which, Hin
Missy, is like New York an San Fran
cisco. bein' tn extreme pints in tn
country, an they come on in gr'reat
hordes, sturdy Anglo-Saxons firm
Saxony, tn Einsteins an Heildebacks
an Werners, an whin they'd took out
goold enough SOS they needed ray
creation they wanted to vote. AM
says Joe Chamberlain, he says, BE
hivins, they shall vote he says. is
it, he says. possible that at this stage
iv tn worlds progress he says, AN
English gintleman shud be Denied
he says, 'th' right to dhrop off a thrain
anywhere in tn civilized wurruld an
cast his impee"yal vote?' he says.
Give thin tn franchise he says, 'or
be this an be that!' he says. FIR, we.
have put our hand to tn plow,' he
says. an we will not turn back he
says.
"Krueger.' that's tn main guy iv tn
Dutch, a fine man, Hinnissy. that looks
like Casey's goat an has NANNY iv
tn same peculyarities,' he says. All
Fright he says, Tll give thin tn
franchise he says, 'Whin?' says Joe
Chamberlain. In me WILL says
Kruger. 'Whin I die,' he says, AN
l hope to live to be a hundred ifI keep
on smokin' befure breakfast he says,
I'll hequeath to me frinds. tn English,
or SIGH iv thin as was here befure I,
come tn inalenable an sacred right
to demand firm me successor tn privi-
lege iv iictin an alderman he says.
But he says in tn manetime,' he
says, we'll lave things thy way they
are he says. I'm DID, he says AN
not good lookin,' he says, AN me
clothes don't fit an they may be
marks iv food on me vest he says,
but I'm not more thin half crazy an
anytime We find me givin' annywan
chanst to vote me into job dhrivin'
mule an put in an English prisidint
Nv this raypublic,' he says, we may
conciuder that ye'er Uncle Paul needs
guarjeen,' he says.
Far be 1t firm me to suggest amy