The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1899-01-20
OBSERVATIONS.

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with the stone bruise.
When you are sick how little the
doctors seem 10 know.
Modesty never shows up to good
advantage in the dark
The smaller the hole a man gets
into the louder he howls.
Every one is constantly on the
verge of being ridiculous.
Will Mr.. Letters trust undertake
to water the unmilked milk.
Every man should master the art
of concealing his ignorance.
A girl seldom kicks when an old
man lays his fortune at her feet.
All politicians are not dishonest.
Some are still in the amateur Gloss.
It's the income tacks that renders
the bicycle repair kit indispensable.
1t is orly in novels that women
ever feel unworthy of their husbands
A long pedigree does not prevent
horse from being the last in the
race.
1t is sometimes advisable to use
a telephone when you speak the
truth.
Women bear adversely far better
than men, but prosperity not hal.
so well.
A sure way to improve the mem
DRY is to do things you would like
to forget.
The requital Of any generous ac-
ton is the consciousness of its per-
Torrance.
Some men can hear the ring OF
silver dollar farther than that of a
church bell.
Some poets are made by writing
magazine poems that nobody can
understand.
A college man thinks there is
nothing important in the world ex-
cept colleges.
Nearly all the good Indians have
a mania for loafng around in front
of cigar stores.
We know some men claiming to
beself. made who undoubtedly cheat
ed themselves.
1t is a physical impossibility for
hearts to break, but there are lots of
cracked brains.
Men never overlook a chance to
take vacation, but its different
with gas meters.
This would be a quiet, peaceful
world were it not for the movements
OF the under jaw.
| 1t keeps some men busy invent
ing schemes to separate other men
from their money.
When girl who is in love with
one man kisses another she looks
over his shoulder.
The minister who has the reputa-
ton Of making good prayers usually
makes short ones.
Some men tire themselves almos
to death in trying to avoid the tire
brought on by labor.
| When a mans love grows colo
he should put his arm around he
waist and warm her up.
| Lots Of men who believe in Oar
wins theory are busy Transforming
themselves into monkeys.
Most Of the men who are going
up to Alaska TO dig gold want to &c
it for their wives to spend.
The hatred that a country woman
gives the neighbor's chickens, in +,
city woman is given to the janitor.
A baseball crank says that it take
more than the bleachers to remov'
the stains from the umpire's record
1t is easy enough for man to be
lieve that a public office is pu5li
trust-when some other man hold
7 the office.
At three-score and ten a man ha
usually accumulated enough wis
: dom to enable him to acknowledg
J his ignorance.
\ A woman is afraid Of men onl
i when she does not know them. Tn
n better man knows women, tn
Q more he fears them.
e A man quarrels with woman fo
a the sake of making up again;
d woman makes up with man 70
l. the sake Of quarreling again.
Airships will only add to tn
troubles Of mankind. Every tim
a man starts on flying trip he wi
! worry about how he will land.
Nothing like an inharmoniou:
. ill-tempered wife to make man &C
!, quainted with the worst traits an
= possibilities of woman's nature.
e Many persons, absolutely truth
ful in uanaral ara in INV bind N