New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-10-11

Detroit Free Press
4 Chicago company has put IT'S collectors in uni
FORM The distinctive feature about the dress Is
the waistcoat which is OF brilliant yellow. with tho
companys name IN black letters across H.
Very Accompaniment LADY who has "a. e erss.
horror of the tobacco habit sot on car ,.,e o. w
day and said TO the passenger next u "e'' ~
You chew tobacco, sir? .,,. ..,,,,
can get YOU a chaw Il you want one "-'Ohio state
Journal
Frank $ Yeake. cashier Of a Philadelphia bank
Ing institution. has s. silver certificate that is
curiosity in rs way. The face IS Ike that OF any
other certificate Of that denomination, but the back
IS upside down II IS evident that IN printing the
bill the plate printer reversed the sheet. Mt leaMe
called the attention OF the Chief OF the bureau OF
Engraving ard Printing 10 the error made, ana re-
ceiyed from him letter saying that the msprinted
certificate was the first Of the 1893 series IN "h1en
the mistake had been detected
The Fuel Problen-'T suppose you had money TO
burn in the Kl0nike2 , l.,
no" answered the man who had been lying by
the hour We d!dn't have any,n1i"s Out CISg"S' hi
chilly incombustiole 500 wa max h pIL 11as S1s
ington star
Mayor Price OF Macon. Ga. who has held MS
place FIR fourteen years. believes IN the newspaper
as an educator For years he has, out OF his own
pocket paid the subscriptions FOR considerable
number OF papers which he ordered left at the
homes OF persons who were unable 70 pay Tor such
a necessity Of up-to-date Ike Mr.. Price IS f'ly
Convinced that his action has been productive OF
much good.
wonderfsl W IT'S ba sey se@e
thing always wonder 70 me. . ,.s .,,
Goirox-I have pretty vel. deyeoPed myself hyseE:
have got so I can tell borrower TWO DOCKS
away -Nndianapois journal
4 Topeka man lost a small opal out Of his ring
and went 70 the jcwellcr 10 have It replaced. Re-
turning from home. he found the old one, anu,
putting * IN his mouth FOR safe keeping hurried
back % the jewellers TO have that set used instead
Of the new opal. Rushing into the store ne said:
Say I've found the old set. SO don't use that new
one" lie attempted TO remove the stone from his
mouth gave Il gup. looked sheepish and said /
guess you'll have TO use the new stone
Rri3e throwing her arms about the bridegrooms
nack)-Y You are my prisoner for lie.
Bridosroom-Its not imlusGnment for ne love;
it's capital punshmcnt.-tSy sydney Town ana
country Journal
The Missouri papers say a man IN Jackson County
started 10 build cribs for his corn. but gave ur
the crib idea and built a high board fence around
a forty acre field ~ p!i.ng the corn hish. so the
story goes he managed TO get al Of his corn In the
inciosure.
When YOU work. askei me man in the mack'n-
"Wei Iy profcssion.' replied the man who had
his fcet Oh the taae. | am printer. ,.. ...
Nv haf arr you N' SdH '' INV mo" W." '"'
Nc I'm "A carpeuter-when l work"
Ing To- the man WIN tie large Adams apple
# was educated fDr a surgeon
and youe' he continued. addressing tia man
in the armchair
~ don't 10 anything" answered that individual.
'1rmph" exclaimed the man IN the macintosh.
mad, up largely of typ"sett"rs sawsetters. bone
settlers and settlers '-,Chcaso TRIBUNE.
Notice has been sent 70 Mayor Ashbriase Of Phil
take possession of Philadelphia NJ once The or
der" SAYS The Record" was peremptory and
couchel In iorcihc legal language ani the pre-
sumption IS that T. V Roberts who signed the let
ter as attorney is a very young man. The circum-
stances briefly rchearsei IN the letter. are these:
John " Miller owned the ground on which this
city Is built ana disposed ~ # In ninety nine
years lease dated I'm jane. 1900 This lease must
have expired in june 1890 says MI Roberts. and
he appears quite surprised that the property
not promptly turned over TO his clients. The Mayor
sent reply to the effect that the question had
been referred the city solicitor hut as the move
Roberts s. a man OF action II Is possible that he
may appear any day and proceed TO dispossess the
million ana quarter people who occupy his clients
premises"
Concentration All that It needs TO send those
yachts skmming over the course Is little CON
ceutratlon
Why just this. II ali the wind used 70 blow the
froth from fOaming steins could be united in one
concerted effort II would INT those tall yachts right
out OF the water."-(Cleyeland Plain Dealer.