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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-02-27

Business Personals,

20 WOrds or Less, zoe
VARICOCELE. SEXUAL WEAKNESS AND
all nervous and private diseases cured
Call or address Room 206, Merrill Building
ST. Paul. MINI. Cases treated by mail.
$1,000 FOR STORIES and poems; send for
particulars to the leading 5 cent magazine
The Gray Goose, Cincinnati, o.
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Wanted to Rem.

20 Words or Less, Zoe.
ROOM-Wanted, furnished room for two
gentlemen; modern conveniences; alcove
preferred; private bath; close to Rondo
line. Address Room 3. Norman Blk, Rice
and University.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-02-27
HeIp Wanfed-,kalss

NGar W @istSA nA@aSS
st. Paul and Minneapolis Ads. 20 Words
Less, Zoe.
Ont-of To,cn Ads. 20 Hords or Less, zoe.
| AGENTS-Wanted a few good agents for
| sick and accident insurance company; sal
| airy from start for good men; special ar
| rangements made with good industrial in
surance men. w. A. Bergen, superin-
| tendent, 637 Endicott building.
| BAKERS-Two bakers wanted to work on
| cakes; none but good men need apply 116S
| West Seventh st.
BAKER-Wanted, man to work in bakery;
one that is not afraid of work and who
| can attend to steam boiler preferred. 1165
West Seventh st.
| DRIVER-Wanted man for driving delivery
| team; one that understands care Of horses.
i Address 1903, Globe.
| GOVERNMENT POsFTIONs-Don't prepare
| for any civil service examination without
seeing our illustrated catalogue of informa-
ton Sent free. Columbian Correspondence
College, Washington, D. G.
HELP FOR UNCLE SAM. Thousands of
| appointments to be made to government po-
sitions in customs, postoffice, internal reve-
nue., railway mail and government print
ing services and departments at Washing
ton. Prospects for 1893 giving full par
ticulars published by Natl Correspondence
readers of The CT b e. Write for it to-
day. Examinations soon to be held in St.
Paul.
| PRINTER-Wanted. job printer, frst-clas
must understand job presses and be compe-
| tent to take charge of small Office; state ex-
| perience and least you will work for. Ad-
| dress 10S. Globe.
| SECOND COOK at once. Hotel Sherman,
corner Fourth and Sibley.
7 WANTED-Reliable man to travel in this
| and nearby towns; salary and expenses
| weekly. State age and occupation. Address
| Globe Co.. 723 Chestnut St, Philadelphia,
| Pa.
[ WAGONMAKER-Want an all-around
wagonmaker. McGuiggan Bros, Winnebago
City. MINI. ~ .
| WE HAVE the incest maple in the city, and
| we are selling at reduced prices; also good
| birch and tamarack. You had better see us
| before you buy. HilrFue and Express c.,
| 436 Minnesota st. Tel. 1644-2
| WANTED-Men to learn barber trade. Eight
| weeks completes. Two years saved. Best
| season to begin. 800 positions to fill. Special
| inducements to strangers Call write
| today. Moler Barber, College, 223 Washing
ton av. south. Minneapolis.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-02-27
DYessmaking.

20 Words or Less, 1Oc.
LADIES FASHlO NS. imported models and
paper patterns skirts. sleeves. ETC. S. T.
Taylor system taught. Petty 2e0 Syndicate
Arcade, neapols.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-02-27
WANT ADS FOR THE GLOBE
May Be Left at Your Nearest Drug Store
At the Same Rates a Publication Office
Cows.

@zaFssH-~ W WOTUS OF Le5S, SOC.
THOUSANDS of people who want to either
buy or sell O COW. look under this head.
Why not try 1t once. A penny q word is all
it COSTS
FOR SALE cheap, fresh mich cow 1865 Page
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-02-27

BAKER-Wanted, man to work in bakery
one that is not afraid of work and who
can attend to steam boiler preferred. 1165
West Seventh st.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-02-27

DRIVER-Wanted man for driving delivery
team one that understands care Of horses
Address T 1903, Globe.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-02-27

H0USE-Wanted, to rent small detached
house. at once. H .. Globe
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-02-27

GOVERNMENT POSFTLONS-Dont prepare
for any civil service examination without
seeing our illustrated catalogue of Informal
ton. Sent free. Columbian Correspondence
College, Washington. D. G.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-02-27

BAKERS-Two bakers wanted to work on
cakes; none but good men need apply. 116s
West Seventh st.
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Financial.

Financial.
20 WordS or Less, zoe.
n $40, $50, $50. $40, $50, S1OO TO LOAN
~ on furniture. pianos, household goods
" etc.. without removal. Loans can be
~ paid in installments reducing cost
F accordingly. Promptness. privacy aud
" lowest rates. Guaranty Loan Co.. POI
Manhattan Building, Robert and Fifth
LOANS on household furniture pianos, etc.,
without removal from your residence; mod
crate rates; call and get rates; confidential;
private offices. Minnesota Mortgage Loan
Co., 317 Pioneer Press Building.
MONEY LOANED salaried people holding
permanent positions with reliable concerns,
upon their own names without security;
call and get our terms and plan OF lending
before closing loans elsewhere; easy pay
ments; confidential BIT Pioneer Press Bldg.
MONEY loaned on life policies; or bought L
P. Van Norman. Guar Bldg. Minneapolis
$500, $500 and 600 to loan at and per
cent; bring in your applications ]. I.
Farley, 81 Nat. Ger.-Am. Bank Bdg.
AND PER CENT MONEY to loan on i'm
proved property in st. Paul and Mime
apolis V. c. Gilman. New York Life Bldg.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-02-27
Agents and Agencies. /, ,

AGENTS-Latest craze: eight different COL
ored revolving bosons on one shirt; saves
laundry bills; sample free. Kruger Mfg.
Co.. Chicago -as-r
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-02-27

PRINTER-Wanted. job printer, frst-class
must understand job presses and be compe-
tent to take charge of small Office: state ex-
perience and least you will work for. AID
dress 10S, Globe.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-02-27
For Sale,

For Sale,
20 HorIs or Less, 2Oc.
A BRAND NEW Wheeler & Wilson sewing
machine, and other makes for sale at
your price 200 Globe Building.
CABINET typewriter desk for sale cheap;
also buffalo overcoat 200 Globe Bldg
FOR SALE-A bargain
Cherry Office counter
10 feet by 2 feet 6,
4 drawers,
large double lockers
Excellent workmanship
We are going TO move.
Must sell at once.
II interested address
N. B. c., care Globe.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-02-27
bicycles,

20 Words or Less, >Jc.
FOR SALE-Gentleman's high grade wheel,
or will exchange for ladys Wheel | will
also sell fine large st. Bernard dog cheap.
Address 2S9 Cliff St, city.
HIGH GRADE BICYCLES, 5 cents. Guaran-
teed. Get one. Write. The Fern Cycle
Co., 1859 Jackson ST.. Chicago.
WANTED-To buy, lady's gentleman 5,
boys and girls wheel; must be nearly
good as new. Address as N. Y. Life Bldg.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
Whose Umbrella1

Sometimes an umbrella seems to
arouse suspicion, even when it is in hon
est hands. Thus a London paper tells a
painful tale Of young man in street
car who carried an umbrella which had
been his birthday gift.
On the seat facing him was lady with
a precocious boy, evidently about years
old. The youngster regarded the young
man with attention for few moments,
and then his eyes wandered to the UNI
brella. He gazed at it in silence for a
second, then he wriggled out Of his seat,
clapped his hands and shouted:
"Oh. mamma, don't that look like pa
pas umbrellaY'
Hush, hush, my childv' said the
mother.
Papa was looking for his umbrella
this evening, mamma" continued the
boy.
Eyes. yes. but he found it." said the
mother hurriedly, as the conversation
was becoming Of interest to the other
passengers.
"Why, mamma" continued the young
ster, 'you know he didn't. You told him
that he didn't know enough to keep an
umbrella. Why, mammal
At this stage the young man left the
car.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
GRANTS FATAL DAY.
A Prophecy Which Caused His Fam
iiy No End Of Worry,

Prophecy Which Caused His Fam
lily No End Of Worry.
During Grants last year Of struggle
between life and death an event occurred
which caused culsuerabl Die pain and anX-
iety to his family. \ professional astrol-
oyer mad cast the generals horoscope
aud had predicted TINT he would die on
March 81. III prediction worried the
family, not b~'lNse they believed it. but
because of the fear that it would come to
the generals ears and annoy him. The
strictest watch was kept in order that
papers containing the prophecy should
not come into his possession, but one day
when the family returned to the generals
room after breakfast they found him in
tently reading the forecast Of his own
fate.
Nothing at all was said about it at that
time or later, for they wished as far as
possible to keep the generals mind from
dwelling on the thought Of death, but as
the date drew near they noticed that he
asked more frequently what day Of the
month it was. Sometimes he asked that
question twice on the same day, and
when his son Ulysses answered on one
occasion he said:
~ GU told me that before.
Il know l did, father, but it was this
morning."
Il had forgotten it," answered the gen.
eral.
The family became more and more
anxious as the day approached. and
when at last it arrived they dreaded the
effect it might possibly have upon the
generals mind. Every one about his
bedside was extremely nervous, until
they suddenly found out that instead Of
being anxious about the day Of his death
his inquiries as to the date had been
owing to the fact that on that day he
was to receive his first pay as General
Grant. He could scarcely wait until the
money came, and when at last it did ar
rive he made it up into rolls, which he
passed to his sons and his wife and kept
only $25 for himself. He cared nothing
for the money. 1t was only the comfort
that he knew it would give his loved ones
that made him happy.-Philadelph
Press.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
AFTER FORTY.

After forty locks grow thinner,
We grow stouter-"thore's the rub
Linger longer DER our dinner,
Shirk the matutinal tub.
After forty we grow lazy,
To the lads tho girls resign
They may hirt with Dot ard Daisy
While we loiter DER our wine.
After forty saucy misses
Treao Us like their own papas;
No fear now of stolen kisses,
Billet.doux, irato mammas,
But. their white arms calmly resting
On our shoulders, if you please,
They will ask II am not jesting)
After our rheumatic knees!
After forty gray boards claim US
Quite Gas one Of them'-ah mel
Men Of sixty thus defame US:
We are only forty three!
Old "Jim Crow" too, scrawls with pleasure
After forty ON our phiz.
Time, who picks our locks at leisure,
Winks at wag-the horrid quiz!
What's tho moral Of the matteri
This, and lay it we'll to heart:
After forty cease light chatter,
Act no moro the stripling's partl
Let us tax with resignation
In old fogies' ranks place;
IT'S an art worth cultivation
That Of "growin8 old" with grace.
-Pearson's Weekly
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
THE RURAL VISITOR.
And the Lesson He Taught to the
Dandifled City Chap.

He bore the customary resemblance to
a rural visitor. There was the chin beard
and the clean shaver upper lip and the
trousers that fell just below his ankles.
No wonder the foppishly CARRIED youth
at the end Of the car snickered aloud
when he entered.
All during the ride up Lincoln avenue
the young man smiled ut the aged gentle
man opposite him. The latter fell to
reading newspaper. but now and then
he would look over the top Of it and meet
the haunting eyes Of the young man.
All Of a sudden be laid the paper aside
and arose from his seat. lie grabbed one
of the hold on" straps and tugged at it
frantically. The conductor did not notice
his attempt, apparently, to stop the car,
but it nearly drove the young man into
Mysteries. ooh, what Rube!' the old
man heard him mutter, and then as
though the efforts Of the aged gentleman
had softened his heart, he said, I'm do it
for you," and rising he pulled the motor
mans bell. When he had tugged it in the
regular way, the old man resumed his
seat.
The car came to a standstill at the cor
ner. The conductor opened the rear door.
but no one inside moved.
Il guess it was that young Teller over
there" answered the old man, nodding
toward the youth.
"D'ye wanter git off?' inquired the
conductor, with snap.
"Why, no." stammered the youth. II
thought that the elderly gentleman did,
and rang the bell for him. lie was pull
ing one of those straps"
Every one saw the position the old man
had placed the young man in, and all
eyes were turned on him. He Redeemed.
"What did you do it for?" asked the
conductor, turning to the aged passen-
ger.
II jest wanted to show a thing or two
to that young coxcomb over there" was
the reply. And he added as the youth
duckcd for the open door, II guess did
it."-Chicago' Democrat.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07

awo souls With but a Single Thought
She sat on spacious verulda that jutted out
over the
And said to the fellow beside her: "Ah, some one
is thinking of me!
Far off in the big. busy city there is one who is
lonely today.
For fancy he finds the world empty and cheer
llos when | away
He rode with girl on n tandem, and many sweet
no; i.lngs were said;
The maiden whom he engaged to was away,
and he thought they sped:
Il sIp2o& si. is sitting and thinking, in her
!oNrsulnrJ"s3 Gown by the sea,
How utterly chr'r!css the world Is for her when
she isn't with me"
Chicago Times Herald.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
A Difference.

Critic-When your play was given at
the theater the other day the house was
half empty.
Author-Excuse me. the house was
half full!-Heitere Welt
There is some prospect that the dra-
matte authors of France, Italy and Eng
land contemplate getting up memorial
to the car, begging him not to abolish
the fine old custom of banishing GRIM
inals to Siberia Melcdrama without
Siberia in reserve is almost unthink-
able.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
His One Want.

EnterprisinS .Agcnt-Can sell you any
Insurance today. sir!
Busy Business Man Cooking ur
thoughtfully)-Ne ell, don't know. You
can If you can sell me any effective ia.
surnnce &cail!st bci.,y bothered by Insult
ance aStnts.--Somerville Journal
would Like Il Trial.
"Comprtition is the life Of business,
isn't it, >ai,. A~,linaiIO.
"Thut is III" current IMPRESSION" an
swered the Filipino Philosopher.
'Nvll, wiSl, we had an agent over
in the United States. If those Cubans
refuse to lay down their arms at $50
each. I'd like to get in bid on similar
contract. -Washinst on Star.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
They solemnIy 1louraea.

The ordinary color for mourning in Eu-
rope is black. In China white, In Ethiopia
brown. 1t was white In Spain until 1893.
Apropos Of the use Of white for mourn
Ing In China a story Is told Of Chi
nese minister at Washington who, having
but recently arrived, threw the entire !e-
CATION in mourning because a boy en-
pleyed to scatter white handbills through
the city cast lot into the windows and
doors Of the big house at 2703 Fourteenth
street. he thought the pieces of paper
had been sent there by order Of the admin.
istration to signify to him that some high
official was dead. The blinds were closed,
and .the embassy solemnly proceeded to
suspend business for three days.-San
Francisco Examiner.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
The good
taste of a
good
cracker is
not the
best thing
about il.

There's great nourishment
as well in the cracker. lisa
combination which the home
cook does not attempt. Get
; the right kind and get them
fresh and they are an ideal
food. Howl Do you say7
Get Uneeda Biscuit.
That's the right kind, and
the special S and 10 cent
packages insure that they
will reach you fresh.
AT your grocers. Unseoa
Take no limitations.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
Eating Cucumbers,

In Russia children eat cucumbers az
children here eat apples and bananas.
The vegetable is sold at every corner by
market women, and the little chaps buy
their moneys worth to eat it. peel and
all. without pepper, salt. oil or vinegar.
The boy who would never dare to touch
it here, served in any style, eats ten a
day in Baku and thinks It delicious
fruit. ~
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
ayaIlinE.

The Amateur nsopher-Remembe
the Maine and forget the heat
The Patriot-No use. Every time
think Of the Maine it makes me hot
Philadelphia North American.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
pOSx h1y.

Mae-I wonder why Harry doesn't pro-
pose? He has been attentive to me for
over two years.
Ethel-Perhnps he is afraid you would
Scccpt him.-Ntw York Journal.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
Knows How to Beat Her.

IL suppose your wife always has the
last word
''Not now"
''Why not now?"
1--WE bought phonogra phi. "-Chicago
Post.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07

r. NJ. A. FORTIER, NJ. D., CM. Gradu
VI. ate of Victoria University, Montreal
Canada. Surgeon to St. Gabriel's Hospital
Office hours 8 to 10 a. M, and 2 to p. m.
Office at residence corner of First street
and First ave. N. E
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07

Tx. N. w CHANCE, Physician and Sur
~ geon. Office over Tanners store.
Residence Corner Broadway and Eight
street East.
Telephone connection, Wetzeps Drug
Store.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
LEGAL.

ERANk w. LYON, Attorney at Law
Office Butler block. Little Falls MINI
NJ RICHARDSON Alto, ney and Coun
lean Agency Collecting Co. Buys and
sells real estate aud loans money on the
same. Also has a large lot of choice lands
Little Falls, Mimi.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07

r N. ROBERTS, Physician and Sur
IL. geoa. NJ. D. Philadelphia. Pa. L.
6, c., London. England. Speciality; pose
throat and ear.
RHODES BLCIk, LITTLE FALLS, MINI
Residence at Hote! Buchanan.
CMce hours to II a. M. to 4 anal to
D. M. Telephone
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07
MEDICAL.

n G. TRACE, Physician and Surgeon
~. Lindbergh Block. Office hours from
8 to II a. m, 2 to p. M. Residence on East
side Of Fourth street, south of Oak street.
Surgeon to N. p. K II.
Little Falls weekly transcript. (Little Falls, Morrison Co., Minn.) 1894-19??, 1899-07-07

nR. MILLSPAUGR, Physician and Sur
- geon. Oaice in Flynn's new block
Office hours to p nl., and to p. m.
Residence corner Third street and Third
avenue southeast. Telephone at residence
The Florence tribune., 1899-02-11
WEATHER BROTHERHOOD.
City DweIIers Take Great Joy in the Bulletins In the KeighbOr-
 hood Post once.

A city dweller who had read in the papers about how in distant parts of the country, where there were no daily papers, the government weather re- port was posted daily in the local post office, where the farmers and others interested could see it, was himself in- terested to discover that that same weather report, or the one for this io- cality. is put up in the post office here; he has found it regularly in the branch post office where he goes to buy his stamps and mail his letters, says the New York Sun.
 There is very little farming land around the branch post office, the land thereabouts being devoted principally 10 bricks and mortar; but the city dweller who reads the notice there feels himself thereby put quick in touch. as the saying goes. with the agriculture. interest, and he feels himself impelled, if not to go and get in his hay, at least 10 get out his goloshes.
 Though he may already have read it in his evening paper, the weather report seen here appeals to him with new and novel interest. As he turns in here from busy thoroughfare and walks mp to the bulletin, he can't help think ing of the man in cowhide boots and slouch hat stepping, at that very mo rnent perhaps. from q muddy country road into some far-distant post office to sean the bulletin there. And tfis sort of thing makes him feel that We 'Ee all citizens alike in this big outfit; and. that, while the government may not always perhaps get the prediction ex- actly right there's nothing mean or skimpy about the. distribution of the bulletins.
The Florence tribune., 1899-02-11
RAG TIME.
4 Popular Negro Phrase of the Day That Had Its Origin in span-
 3sh Music.

What is rag timer" the enthusi- astic artist was asked, according to the Baltimore Sun.
 "Well, the extensive literature on this subject will explain it best. Now, here's rag-time primer" At this juncture he produced a big piece of sheet music with the picture of a young man looking very unhappy in dress suit. "This young fellow" pointing to the picture and reading, claims to be the original instructor to the stage of the now popular rag time in Ethiopian song The author guarantees to teach anybody who can play the piano bit how to play in rag time. The preface says rag time for negro dance time) originally takes its imitation steps from Spanish mu- sic, or rather, from Mexico. where it is known under the head and names of Habanara Seguidilla, etc, being noth ing but consecutive music. either in treble or bass, followed by regular time in one hand. In common and two-four time the quarter note of the bass pre- cedes the melody In other words. it is what the musicians call syncopation,
The Florence tribune., 1899-02-11
HoBSON-CRAzY.
Girls Lug on an old Uniform as . Souvenir of Their Navel
 Hero.

An ensign on the New York recently had been acting as escort to several young women who were curious to gee the ship. and as be passed the door of the room that Hobson occupied just before he sank the Merrimac the en- sign casually mentioned the fact. The girls stopped at once and insisted upon entering. They sat on Hobson's chairs and bed. examined everything minute ly, and asked hundred questions.
 And this is Hobson's, too, isn't it ?" eagerly asked enc of them, looking at a wornout uniform hanging in the cor ner. The ensign murmured something which the girls took for yes"
 "Oh. if dared!" exclaimed the girl hesitatingly. and then said. with sud den decision: "Yes, l will; I'm going to have button."
 "A buttonl" exclaimed the leader of the party with some scorn. Why. Mir. Hohson will never wear that uniform agnin. It's too old. l believe I'll take the whole coat"
 The others were silenced by this piece of daring, and all looked quickly toward the ensign. He merely smiled. but his silence was sufficient consent. and they took possession of the coat.
 If you are going to take the jacket. you had better take it all" suggested the ensign. "Hobson would have no use for the other part alone" And so they bundled if all up in piece of brown paper and hurried off the ship. us if they feared the ensign would change his mind.
 What are those girls lugging of with them?" asked the officer of the deck as the girls went down the gang plank carrying their package tenderil
 "Oh. that's a souvenir" answered the ensign. laughing. "It's wornout uni form of some petty officer, but they think it's Hobsen's, and insisted upon taking it. and l wasn't hard-hearted enough to disappoint them"