The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-06-11
VICTIM or THE WUZzY- WCZzY.
Experience of n Man from Town Where
They Don't Have to Nuke Wind.

Experience of II Man from a Town Where
They Don't Have to Mako Wind.
1t was the hottest night last week. The Oak
street police station was SO warm that even
Acting Sergeant Wilbur was gaspng with tho
heat. The fretful wall OF baby could be
heard from the tenement on the loft. and the
fire eScares on Chestnut street were thick
with human figures. From up Chambers street
sounds began to come. The men on for tho
lats tour had Just left for their posts. The
half dozen who went up Chambers street met
business before they got to Park row. Three
policemen were trying to take 4 nine-cop man
to the station with the usual result. The six
other cops Joined in. and the prisoner was car
ried to the station house with two COPS at each
limb and one at the hair. Sergt. Wilbur was
ready. with his pen poised. He looked at the
prisoner and then at the perspiring policemen.
You don't look like that kind OF man." the
Sergeant remarked. What's your name?"
The prisoner merely blinkcd his eyes and
hung Imply over the rail He was over six feet
tail. rather lean framed and the kind OF man
who curls up when he sits down in a chair OF
ordinary height as il it were a stool far too low
legged. The Sergeant repeated the question
in a louder voice. while policeman punched
the man in the ribs to attract his attention
Still the prisoners mind wandered. and he did
not answer. Then he gathered himself. Ho
Strengthened up and his eyes Quickened into
life. He gripped the rail with his lean fingers,
and stretching his neck far over the desk.
Kissed:
Have you got 'cm?"
Wilbur was rather startled and jumped back.
IF haven't, you have was his comment.
Me? Me? got EN-? Where tell me
where"
The Sergeant tapped himself on the temple
I
"Unrai Hara,o rho ma, shrio,od o,,,.,,,,
mere mere! 'he man shrleReo. clutching
his temples. "Oh dear. oh dear" Then he
sank to the floor and srrawled out like big
spider. As he seemed to have tainted he was
carried TO the domino table In the forming
room and laid on it, Then water was poured
on his face and his dirty white shirt stripped
OF. He came to in few moments and began
to move nov, his hands around at his temples as If
he had hold OF the two pedals OF bicycle.
Here they are-going gonR-cant you stop
en'y Mako 'em atom Tgb, Jgb,n ba s,id
I, ~ :, ~ u" &c. e",u'
say "1d man said the sergeant, tell me
about EN-" Then he added to the doorman:
c',i UP rjn tucson nt, 1.ree rI ihtsp.,a
only Just tell me first what date is it,"
Hey? What ?" the prisoner gasped. sitting
up oh-er' say IL must have been big one
-cr-you know, got her ON May -. an.
an,
g, on. F. ,,,,-
=, came from chicago to begin WITH and
mere ain no town as can beat Chicago when
II comes @ most things, but. say. New York !
Queer: wen. l. stool 1t Tor several days. |
MN 70 pITper irH' III ana one 81 en- was
uidn nptlce II 'ccpt TO ask scrape what the
bloody thing was could feel the air ilapping
my mar iLpuhl, put IL wasn't anything only
sort 81 different 1t was kind OF gentle and
sntlikc. seen II n brass cage on shelf
ana lopked III IL. Scrhlo seen mo and told
N" It d take me fingers of If put EN- near
enough. SO l dlunt and went to find some
Eiub'
went out ana walked along and pretty
soon seen sign ol restaurant. and SO went
counters, on ne shelves and hanging from tho
coming were bout Il dozen OF en-. wiZz-Wl2Z-
VIZ, say stranEer;i u made me shiyer. But
lnrro was milullh sized blonde right
ahead or m" bchind tho cashiers desk
ana so throWrd a blum and pretended
Things, l aye me pork and beans and got
going all th@ while and drank, me coffee
stlfEhi' bHt WnrN come 10 caSh my check
ana ma, had rye iIngs and s"Een ribhons iarped in
my FACE buck"u. ana Sh" come on her perch
e. IN" s3dy fountain. whore | could cash in:
me took me lor Jay what 90 ye think OF
'm%I ana III" ron , hichgoi put sho let me
uo!Mii easy, ahu went 70 see thc town.
Feeling thirsty. and sody water amt me
syde; , rit'S ntp 1 corner Iolnt help me
hl4w"d OF IN" beer when Swigs hands EN-
uut, mat peat thunder. Swlgs seen that l
Wai Shy. ana was reaching over but didn't say
u"wh-th"r" come a-oh. well. We done tho
W!ti sandy mouth.