davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
How It Ia Done.

Great Explorers Friend las the latter
is about to start)-Well professor, you've
arranged for your lectures and book
when you come back, haven't you?
Great Explorer-Yes. Also my testimo-
malls are written for the canned goods,
the clothing, the boats and the cooking
utensils. All l have to do is to get lost
and be rescued, and my fortune is made.
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25

A friend in need is a friend indeed.
That is exactly what Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy is. 1t is the mothers
help when she is suddenly awakened in
the night by the ominous husky cough,
and labored breathing, of her babe. 1t
is the safe resort Of the youth or adult
when he has Caught cold' and there is
coughing and irritation of the mucous
membrane of the throat. 1t allays the
irritation and cures the cold. For sale
by A;.C, ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
Reputation at Stake.

His Attorney: If you were drunk when
fess it and throw yourself on the mercy
of the court.
The Accused: That would ruin me
utterly. The only thing I've got left
now is my reputation for sobrioty.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25

are at all familiar with the good quail
ties Of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to
know that people everywhere take
pleasure in relating their experience in
the use Of that splendid medicine and in
telling of the benefit they have received
from it, of bad colds it has cured, Of
threatened attacks Of pneumonia it has
averted, and of the children it has saved
from attacks of Group and whooping
cough. 1t is a grand, good medicine.
For sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
RESCUE.


Mrs. Michael Curtain, Plainfleld, ILL.,,
makes the statement that she caught
cold, which settled on her lungs; she
was treated for a month by her family
physician, but grew worse. He told her
she was a hopeless victim of consump-
ton, and that no medicine could cure
her. Her druggist suggested DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption; she
bought a bottle, and to her delight
found herself benefited from first dose.
She continued its use, and after taking
six bottles, found herself sound and
we'll; now does her own housework, and
is as we'll as she aver was. This Great
Discovery at Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Only 50 cents and 81; every bottle guar
anteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
A Narrowing Test.

John, said the returned admiral, seat
ing himself in the bay-window, the peo-
pie seem to be fond of me. Eth?
They do sir, answered his private
secretary. They do, indeed.
And yet sometimes John, pursued the
hero, sometimes l distrust the per-
manency of even such popularity. John
do-do you suppose they will shovel the
snow off my pavement for me?
The secretary paled. He had not
thought of that.-New York Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
ERUPTION!

VO1O<A1V1O 01s01 31S*N6
Are grand, but Skin Eruptions rob life
of 10y. Bucklen's Arnica Salve cures
them; also Ola, Running and Fever
Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns.
Warts, Cuts, Bruises, Burns, scalds.
Chapped Hands, Chilblains. Best Pile
cure on earth. Drives out Pains and
Aches. Only rs cts. a box. Cure guaran-
teed. Sold by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
RI IRON NERVE

BISMARCK'S IRON NERVE
Was the. result of his splendid health.
1ndomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels are out of order. II
you want these qualities and the sue
cess they bring, use Dr.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power of
brain and body. Only rs cts. at Fischer
& Co.'S drug store,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25

To accommodate those who are partial
to the use of atomizers i'll applying liquids
into the nasal.passages for catarrhal trou-
des, the proprietors prepare Cream Balm in
liquid form, which will be known as Ely's
Liquid Cream Balm. Price including the
spraying tube is rs scents. Druggists or by
mail. The liquid form c,nbodies the med
icinal properties of The solid preparation.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
BIsMARcK's IRON E.

BISMARCK'S IRON NERVE
Was the result of his splendid health.
Indomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where Stomach. Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels are out of order. II
you want these qualities and the sue
cess they bring, use Dr.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power Of
brain and body. Only CSC at Fischer &
Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
Wit and Humor,

Talk about New York being the leader,
said Mr.. Wabash of Chicago; New York
amt in it. Why, even Paris is copying
after Chicago, | hear they're going to
have u Worlds Fair over there
Yonker's Statesman.
Lady of the House: Go or away from
here. We have no old clothes, no cold
victuals, no
Hopeless Henderson: | didn't want
nothin' to eat nor wear. ] jist called to
see if you had a old automobile to give
away.-IndianapOlis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25

die the most Of their lives, following the
occupation of cowboy,
This Is the class of men recruited for
fire service by the government. The
kept actively at work until snow comes
to relieve them; then all but a few are
laid off until the following spring, as
nothing can be done in the way of travel
over the mountains when there is any
quantity of snow on the ground.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
Unconsciously Appropriate.

U~nconsciOusly Appropriate.
Jane-'Ello, Hemma, what are yer
a.cryin about?
Hemma-Missus as given me the
sack because / knocked over some Of
them tournaments she calls "break.a.
break" Punch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
Wherein He Excels.

The Sultan of Sulu is different from
Roberts in that he does not bring his
polygamy to Congress. We pay. him a
salary, but he does not cumber the Con-
gressional Record with speeches. st.
Louis Post Dispatch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
The He1pin0 Hand,

Mrs. Biltop-I do like Mr.. Lushe. He
carries himself so we'll.
Mrs. Gobang-I've seer him when his
friends had to do it for him. New York
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
suNHEAn6s.

Does your progressive euchre club
start out favorably, Mrs. Crackeriack?
Yes, indeed; we've weeded out the
women who always won all the prizes
Exchange.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
Barriers Burned Away.

She fell in love with a tailorman.
Despite her papa's frowns,
l cannot help it pa, she said;
l love him for his gowns.
philadelphia Inquirer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
4 Theory Proven.

Jim-Honesty is the best policy after
all.
Bill-How?
Remember that dog l stole?
Yes.
Well, l tried two hull days to SELL i'm,
an, no one offered more'n q bod. So l
went an guy him to the ole lady what
owned i'm, an she guy me 'alf q sovering
-Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25

Silence is golden, said Mrs. Henpeck.
You seem blamed anxious to convert
me into gold, said the worm, who had
turned at last.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25

There are
two mis-
takes that
people with
weak lungs
are liable TO
make and
both are
about
equally
bad: One
is to not
give atten-
ton quick
ly enough
to the little
coughs and
bronchial
troubles
which SO
rapidly I'm
derinine
the delicate
lung tissue
and plunge
,nr g, I
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-11-25
THE
CLEANSING
AND HEALING
CURE FOR

Heals and Protects the Membrane. Restores the
Senses of Taste and Smell. Large SIZE, 50 cents at
Druggists Or BY mail; Trial Size, 10 cents by mail.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
SWEENEY HAIGHT, A BRAVE BOY, WAS ALMOST IN
 STANTEY KILLED.
MAMMA, COME GET ME"
Were His Last Words-Was Thrown Out of Wagon
 He Was Driving.

This tMouday) morning about 10 o'clocK Sweeney Haight, the only son Of Mr. and Mrs Haight, was killed almost instantly by the run hing away Of the horse which Le has been driving for nearly two months.
 His nome is on East Third Avenue between Missouri and Louisiana streets. Sweeney started out early this morning delivering groceries for Mrs. J. Riley, on East Third avenue, where he has been working for tue past two months. On hls return trip to the store the horse ran away with him between Third and Fourth avenue on Louisiaua street, throwing him out and under the wagon. The wagon passed over him just below the heart, breaking, as we are told by his moth CT, the heart strings, causing almost instant death. After being run over he strengthened himself up, however, grabbed tbe bride of the horse and led same in front of his home. His mother, who lives across the street from where Sweeny stopped, ran out to him and asked him if he was hurt. Sweeny re- piled: Mamma, come get me. ;" This was all he had to say for he never uttered another word and about at hour afterward his young life pass. ed into the great beyond.
 When his mother, accompanied by another lady, went to where he was standing by the horse with his hand on the bridle they had a great deal of trouble in getting his hand loose. He had, so his mother says, a death-like grip and she knew then there was no hope for him. The doctor was called immediately, but no relief could be given.
 Sweeney was one of the few bright young men who have to make their own way in this world. He has been doing odd chores for many people and for the last two onths has been delivery boy for Mrs. E. E J. Riley, who runs a grocery on East Third Avenue. To his be- reaved parents in their hour of sor- row the Graphic offers its sympathy and coudolence for the loss of their only SOD.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
Grow Most at Might.
only SOD.

It is & curious fact that night is tho time which nature utilizes for growth. Plants grow much more in the night than in the daytime, as can. be proved any time by measurement.
 Measure vine at night, then meas. ure 1t again in the morning and the next night, and it will be found that the night growth is two or three times that accomplished during the day. During the day the plant is very busy gathering nourishment from va- rious sources, and during the night this raw material is assimilated into the plant life.
 The same fact is true of the animal creation. Children grow more rapidly during the night.
 In the day time, while the child Ia awake and active, the system is kept busy disposing of the wastes conse- quent on this activity; but during sIeeD the system is free to extend it's opera tions beyond the mere replacing of worn-out particles hence the rapid growth.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
Ch,na.s usunR-Li-Yamen.

Leslie's Weekly. Interest has been manifested in the statement hat the Chinese minister at Washington, Wou Ting Fang, will probably be recalled to China to join the Tsung-Li-Yamen. Newspaper readers are often unable to understand the meaning of the Tsung- Ii-Yamen in China. The members of this body apparently have much to do with the government, and is often re- ferred to in connection with Chinese combinations. The Tsung-Li-Yamen ia A body analogous to the presidents cabinet. deriving it's powers from pne emperor and subjected to his Whims and notions. If the members blunoer they may be deprived of rank, banished or decapitated, and in this respect. or course, the analogy ceases.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
RaphaeIs Adam aud Eve.-

The discovery of a genuine Raphael in Paris joiner's shop has made quite a stir in the art world, and now in the French court. A picture restorer a few weeks ago, while in search of pe- culiar frame, found what he wanted at a joiner's, with an old, partly torn canvas in it, which latter the vender threw in" for the price ($D agreed upon. Athome, the painter, on taking the canvas out of the frame, cleaned it and, to his utter astonishment, found it to be variation of Raphael's we'll known picture Adam and Eve" He sold it for s16,O0O, and the purchaser since resold it for s40,O00. Connois- seurs value it at $8O.O0O and over. The joiner, hearing of this, brought suit for part of the profits, but, as matters look, stands but a poor chance of gaining his case.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
omcers Don't Like It.

Officers of the regular army ara greatly disturbed over a clause in tha army bill. It provides that mo officer shall be detailed as bar tender" in connection with post can teens. It is said that the military af- fairs committee of the senate was urged to strike out the word bartender" on the ground that it was an insult to officers to intimate that he could serve in that capacity. Now that the objec- tionable phrase has been enacted into law there is much indignation.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
A NEW ATTRACTION.
Fair Management Has Secured a
 Freak and Wonder.

MT. M. E. Bloom. secretary of the Fair Association, made a contract today [Nondayl with the wonder worker, MT. Ed. Wright, Sam Wright and Ida Wright.
 For the rasS two or three days free performances have been wit messed by great many of our citi- zens and the concensus of opinion on those occasions was tfat it was miracle how Wright could eat glass and bite steel, and do every other thing that is out of the ordi- uary. He bas, with hls brother and wife been secured for the Fair and ttey will make balloon ascensions daily and also do wire walking.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
PoLlcEoom.

Police court this morning was well filled with offenders of the law. The amount realized was $67.
 The following are the names and their offenses with fines given: Mary Hess, disturbing peace. ...S5.O .OO John Moore, disturbing peace. 5 00 Garland f oster. disturbing peace 00 Alice Conley, disturbing peace. 5.OO Will Barnley, disturbing peace.
 discharged.
 Bula Barnley, disturbing peace. 800 Lee Austin, committing nuisance 5.O0 Lucy Shephard, disturbing peace co Lula Martin, disturbing peace. 5.C0 Odsi ........................ ... .........I3 DO Violating section 202 ................l00 % Cash.s.''.'..'. O0 Will Burns, disturbing peaee...... , %
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04

position, and was then shown the ammunition storage room, also the machines that carry it to the guns. The coal bunkers were also near here.
 By this time we were beneath the bottom of the boat, so we started to our iouney to the top.
 Going aroutd another way we came to the torpedo department. I saw three extremely large shells. and upon inquiring found out that they were the torpedoes. They contain five hundred pounds of gun cotton, besides the other explosives The sailor then opened the gun where the torpedo is discharged from, and he told me that tue gu1 merely forces it to the water ard then the machinery in the torpedo is put in motion, and it causes the shell to move very swiftly.
 Then we visited the marines quarters. Near them is the most interesting place for the sailors. It is the mess rooms, where their eat ing is prepared. Just on the oppo- site side is another mess room, but it is for the officers exclusively.
 Scattered over the ship are the idle sailors, playing cards, dancing, singing, talking, etc.
 From one end to the other there was no dit or dust to be found. Everything was cleaned to the high est, The guns were shred so brightly that they looked almost like mirrors.
 Suddenly I heard a bugie call, it was for the officers to assemble on deck. In moment there was an other call, but this time it was for the sailors, so l Was left alone, but as luck would have it, I had seen everything So I went on deck also, and first heard roll-call and then saw them drill, but immediate- Iy before the drilling a prayer was offered.
 After this 1 had seen everything, and I boarded another launch and went ashore. Then I proceeded amidst terrible crowds to my home on Long Island.
 H. CLIFTON DREYFUs.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
WlNTERlNC QUARTERS.

We are reliably informed that Lemen Bros. circus, which is book ed to appear here on Oct. 7th, con template making Pine Bluff their wintering quarters, through the generosity and public spiritedness of one of our citizens, V Hey Jones.
 Mir. Jones informed the man agers of Lemen Bros. circus that if they desired he would let them have the
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
MEETINGS.

Today (Nonday) the Levying Board meets. They fix all the taxes for the year. It is composed of the justices of the peace of the county. Judge W. D. Jones presides.
 The chancery court meets today.
 The circuit court opens its sessions today. The petit jury will be en- panelled and the first case on the docket. J. F. Maxwell, will be tried for forgery.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
lse oi bis park this winter free.

use of his park this winter free.
 The circus employs between AGO and 300 men, so we are informed.
 The benefit of such kindness on the part of Wiley Jones will be realized in more ways than one. It will be of great financial benefit especially. and Wiley is to be commended for his generous offering.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
An Interesting Comet.

Holmes comet, which was discov- cred in 1892 and which aroused great interest because of an unexplained out burst of light that it exhibited while retreating into space, was rediscovered coming sunward once more by MT. Perrine of the Lick Observatory. on June H. it's period of revolution is about seven years.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
COURT CLIPPINGS

The trial of Frank Jenkins comes up before Judge Vance today o t 2nd. This is the negro who shot a mule on Floyd Jarvis place near Noble Lake. He was arrested by Deputy Sheriff Johnson and is charged with malicious mischi If.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
A Paving Business.

San Francisco Bulletin: There is no singer in the world who can draw more than $12,000 house. There is no ora tor who can much raise the $1 admis- sion fee without exposing himself to the danger of speaking to empty benches. If the four most popular de- baters selected by popular vote would advertise a discussion on any question of the day they would be fortunate if an audience could be gathered which would net each $1 900. Yet it is stated that there was s80,OOO in the box office of the Coney Island Clubhouse on the night when Robert Fitzsimmons and James Jeffries met to see which could punch the other harder. and which could stand the most punishment. The best of any class of performers always represents money value, but the best fighter carries off the largest prize.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
II5 YEARS
Was the Sentence Imposed Upon
 Fred Patton.

Fred Pelton, the negro who made six separate attempts atrape in Lit tie Rock last August, was Saturday indicted and arraigned before the Pulaski circuit court aud plead guilty. His sentences aggregate 115 years in the state peniten tiary.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
He yanred some.

Customer-"H How'd do? Have you any time to spare this morning?" Tradesman-"C Certainly; plenty of it." Customer-"G to hear of it. I'd like to have thirty days more on that little bill I owe you" Richmond Dis patch.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
FIorlda,s Sugar Industry.

The sugar industry in Florida is at- tracting widespread attention, and 1t is growing in importance as a sure money-making business. In Osceola county there is a great sugar pianta- ton and a sugar refinery to eorre- snond. Tons upon tons of cane are ground and made into sugar and shipped to the markets of the world.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
Era nf A,nItY.

As we understand it, in the mllien- nium not only will the lion and the lamb lie down toghther, but women will probably quit kissing eacn otnef when they meet on the street.
Semi=weekly graphic., 1899-10-04
NOW IN SESSION COUNTY LEVYlNG COURT TO LEVYl TAXES FOR
 sTHlS COUNTY THE COMMITTEES REPORT Five Mills Levied for Taxes and Appropriations Are Rec
 commended.
THE COMMITTEES REPORT

The County Levying Court is in session at the Court House, Judge w, D. Jones presiding. Twenty six Justices of the Peace were in at- tendance and sixteen absent The following proceedings were had to- wit:
 Judge Jones read Lis annual re. port. The financial statements of the County Clerk and Treasurer were also submitted,
 The following committees were appointed
 For levyiag taxes and making ap- propriations: Chas. Veil, R. D. McGaughy and F. 0. McGehee.
 Tolook over the school districts: C. T. Robinson, J. W, Scott, c. T. Robinson, John B. Pierce.
 To look over and check the Treas urer's report: H. c. Hanna, ". N: Bridges and J. W. Bradford:
 To look and check the report of the County Judge: A. Niven, W. D. Vance and J. D. Culpepper.
 To look over and check the Coun- ty Clerks report: R. J. Watkins, R. J, Watkins, R. F. Robinson and J. R. Parsons.
 The committee on appropriations reported this afternoon as follows: To the Hon. Levying Court of Jefferson County October term, 1899;
 Your committee appointed for the purpose of recommending taxes to be be levied and appropriated to be made for the year 1899, respectfully submit tbe following for the consid- eration of tte county court now in session:
 We recommend the leYying of the following taxes;
 For general expenses of county mills For payment of interest on Railroad
 Bonds mills For sinking fund for payment of K,
 k. Bonds ........-...... ........ mills The revenue of the county to be appropriated for the year 1859 will be derived from the following sources
 Total value of real and personal
 property,..-. -..-... -..-.. .---...S7,5l4'3lO % Less 10 per cent as required by law 75l,43l O6 Balauce ....................... ... w 6,762s s79 % 5 mills on same...... .....-.-...... 34,643 % Less 20 per cent for delinquent list 6,92s eG Leaves s........................... ...... 27,7l5 5 Liquor licenses and ines...............- 12,000 co We respectfully recommend the following appropriations, to-wit: For expenses of County Court ........ 8 5000 % For expenses of Circuit Court. 15,0O0 % Criminal proceedings J. P.-.......... 5000 % Keeping prisoners in jail.......-.,...-. 5000 OO Making assessments. 1000 % Printing court trecords......... - 800 90 Care of paupers ers................... 1000 % Coroners and post mortems ..... 300 % Building ana repairing bridges 5000 % Contingent expenses. ................... 1.5OO % Levying Court expenses......... ....- 15O co Refunding taxes. 50 % Tmprovement bank. ..... .......... 5000 Collecting county resources. =. .....- 1,G0O % Building an repairing roads. 2,5O0 % All of which we respectfully sub init.
 CHAs. WE'LL.
 R. D. MoGAUGHY.
 F. o. MoGHEE,
 Committee.