New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-05-23
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

Tho por,o R,cons are struggling heroically with
,bo in,ricaces OF English. various ADVERTISE
ments IN San Juan newspapers testify the foilo"-
inc anpeared for several days in "El Pals, OF mat
city: 10 -.
WANTED. frs Glass silver smith with best
Reference at tho american Jewellery store'-S' L.
Giusburg SO Cruise
Effect OF Prosperity.-F1rst Farmer-Goin to put
the south field inter wheat this year . =. ,,o-
Second Farmer-Haint sartln IL IL p1I IL ai'e'
wheat or use It fer golf links.-Detrot journal
Mannheim Penn has felt Itself famous ever since
1.-THE Philadelphia Record" chronicled the fact that
Samuel Hamaker OF that place. had the champion
lone heard At least, the Mannheim people thought
that Samuels beard which is forty-four inches
long stood a championship chance. The folowins
letter however. will dash their hopes to the earth'
'Mnnes polls, MINI. May 10. '99.
"near Sir: I saw your boast Of the length OF Mr..
uamakers beard I know OF Norwegian. Hans
Langseth, Of Glyndon. MINI, who can easily dance
on the end OF his beard. standing erect. lie Is 4
six-footer and think he is entitled tc tho chhm-
,donshlp His beard Is sixty-two inches long l
would be interested to know II there are anv others
who think they can beat Mr.. Langseth VINO Is
farmer He wears his beard coiled inside his vest
when he works. Very truly. o. B. STEVENS
Ia Was There-she sighed, as girls will some
times and then said: -, ., ,,
"T'here are moments when feel as II would
hesitate even II the best man In the world asked
me o TO marry he h ered you must be mindreader
I was Just thinking OF asking you to be mine
Four seconds later she reluetantILy promlsed that
she would name an early day'-(Chicago news
.The Year Book and Register OF the Parish OF
Trinity Church." recently issued. gives statistics
OF the work OF the mother church. in Broadway
and wall-st and Of It's eight chapels, showing the
vast spiritual and phlanthropic work accomplished
by this great parish and the elaborate organization
by which II Is carried on. Under DR.. DIX, the
rector are eight Wears and sixteen curates who.
io, ho1n mot "
religious services. but also large number of
guilds each mInistering in some way to the spirit
ual betterment Of Its members or tho Improvement
CT the material conditions OF their lives. Besides
maintaining its eight chapels Trinity Parish con-
tributes to the support OF ten other churches and
in addition to it's system: OF parochal charities
II supports hospital and sevetai schools and aids
a number Of charitable institutions.
HIS FIRST GREAT GRIEF.
I found him weeping the street.
ne s uiISy SO hard really thought
He'd with some mishap -,
A sGUf softly oim 81 sr rok d' his head cad
% Ky little S!S dOsslc's dead dead u" '''
I,ENvoI
Down behind a crowded dwelling over on the far
There's a grave that's watched and cherished since
that mongrei 'doggie" died.
There's a shingle for gravestone on the little
And the childish printing tells you that mi Dog IL
BeRID Hear.
-QIartford Times.
The thirty-ninth biennial convention OF the Gen
eral Synod OF the Lutheran Church In the United
States a body representing twenty-five district
synods will meet in York. Penn, on June a. A
common service and prayer-book and liturgy will
be one OF the chief items OF Interest. Prominent
among the clerical delegates from the State OF
New-York are the Rev. DR.. J. H. Remensnyder and
the Rev Dr. J. j. Young OF this city, the Rev. DIT
a. NJ Heindel. OF Albany and Professor A. Hitler
OF Hartwck Theological Seminary
| A Matter Of Business.-Lady-Wha do you want
| 10 cents for?
| Bergar-W'y. | s'pose yer know dat 10 cents is
! de interest a thousand dollars fer one day. II
s also de interest twenty four thousand dollars
| FER one hour, an million four hundred an
| forty thousand dollars fer one minute want
Ter 20 round Russell Sage an borry de latter
sno.,nt fer one minute an N he won't let me have
| II spose I'll have ter blow It fer booze.-Judgs.