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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

Miss Edith Oliver and her friends
were highly pleased Monday night
when a party from Bloomsbury Ell
tered this pretty town at a time
when most people are supposed to
be in the land of slumbers. 1t was
not an entirely unexpected visit as
at the time of their arrival quite a
number of Miss divers friends had
congregated at her home anxiously
awaiting their coming. The even
ing was enjoyed by all, Miss Oliver
proving herself to be an excellent
hostess. Those partaking Of hel
hospitality were: Misses Kasher,
Shoemaker, Fox, Kunkle, Derr and
Blue. Messrs Nagle, Kashner, He'll
Creveling, Eyer, Knorr and Kline
all of Bloomsbury; Misses Berthe
Hess, Rozella Williams, Mabel Yo'
cum and Cora Fenstemaker: Messrs
Will Harris, John Lenhart, Frank
Hartman and Ernest Morehead, o
this town. Berwick LudePenaenf.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

For RENT.-A desirable house,
with steam and water, near Market
street, on Columbia avenue.
Also, suit OF rooms, second floor,
Main street, near Centre, suitable for
Office or housekeeping. Apply to
I-I2tf l.. T. SHARPLESS.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

The work of repairing the Nov
city Works, which was badly dam.
aged by fire a few months ago, was
begun on Monday, and will be hur-
ried along as much as possible.
Mr.. Thomas Corey is the con-
tractor.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

Frank Aurand has taken charge
of the Cameron House, a well
known hostelry at Lewisburg.
The Ely House at Plymouth, will
be conducted by Harry Aurand.
Frank has employed as his head
clerk Thomas Fairman a former
clerk at the Exchange Hotel, OF
town, but more recently of the
American House, Of Carbondale.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

Directors elected for the coming
year, by the Bloomsbury & Sulli-
van Railroad Company, are as fol-
lows c. r. Buckalew, Morton
McMichael, +. w. Clark, Jr., A.
w. Kelsey, +. r. Dick, Samuel
Wigfall, H. J. Conner, J. K. Grotz
and L. f. Waller.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

Quite a number fpeople went to
the Court House on Monday to see
John S. Williams, the new Court
Crier perform. He delivered his
little speech i'll a very clear voice,
articulating in such manner that
every word he uttered was discern
ible in every corner of the room.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19
tractor.

The regular annual meeting of
the Columbia County Agricultural
Society will be held at the Court
House Saturday afternoon. 1t is
rumored that an effort will be made
to depose several of the old officers.
Two of the offices for which a con-
test is being made is that oftreasur-
er and secretary.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

II. V. White & Co. the hustling
millers of this place have advanced
the price of wheat two cents on the
bushel. They also added five cents
bushel to the price of new corn.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

Gen. John B. Gordon's lecture,
in the Normal Auditorium, Satur-
day evening, promises to be rare
treat. Don't miss it. Subject :
Last Days of the Confederacy."
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

The home of Frank Richie,
one story structure, located on the
hill, near the reservoir, came near
being totally destroyed by fire on
Saturday. 1t was discovered and
extinguished, but not until it had
done considerable damage on the
inside of the building.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19
Honesty is the Best Policy.

Honest goods, honest prices, and honest
dealings, will urely bring success. Every
hour proves it. The last days of the Nine
teenth Century show nothing more clearly.
We believe this fact, and our works demon
strate our belief. Our goods are warranted
to be exactly as represented, that is honest /;
our goods are guaranteed to give perfect sat
isfaction, that is honest. If any article of
jewelry of our manufacture does not give
perfect satisfaction we will refund the money
paid for such articles that, too, is honest
|. w. Hartman & Son have complete as
sortment of our goods in their store for sale
at prices that defy competition. These
goods are made from rolled gold, gold filled,
or solid gold stock, and are warranted to
give perfect satisfaction, or the money will
be refunded.
If this notice should reach any one living
too far away from l. w. Hartman & Sons
store or any other customer of ours, to per-
nit their purchasing the goods of our Gus
toners, we will sell the goods at retail to
such persons, under the warranty, and de-
liver by mail. We will also send printed in
structions as to the care of the jewelry, how
to clean it, etc., on application.
w. +. MAIN Co.
Eastern Factory, Cor. Friendship and
Eddy ST., Providence, r. l.
Western Factory Largest in the world,
under process of construction, at East Iowa
City, la. Over So, 900 feet of floor space. Q2
A CTIvE SOLICITORS WANTED EVERY
N WHERE for "The Story OF the Philippines"
ernment as Offical Historian to the War Depart
ment. The book was written In army camps at
San Francisco, on the Pacific with General Mer-
In the American trenches at Manila, In the In
surgent camps with Aguinaldo, on the deck OF
the olympia with Dewey, and the roar OF battle
full OF original pictures taken by government
photographers on the spot. Large book. Low
prices. Big profits. Freight paid Credit given.
Drop all trashy unofficial war books Outfit
free. Address, +. 7. Barber, Secy.,. Star Insur-
ance Bldg, Chicago. l0-2 Lot.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

We would like to have a cores
pondent in every town in the county.
We want the news. Write this Of
fee for stamps and envelopes.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

Mrs. Lavina, wife of Joseph My
ers, departed this life, at her home,
midway between Saltwater and
Benton, in Fishingcreek township,
on Wednesday afternoon of last
week. A husband and three chill
dren survive. The deceased was
pretty we'll on in years, having
passed her seventy-hfth year sew
eral months previous to her death.
The funeral, with interment at Ben
ton, took place from the house on
Friday.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19
Legal advertisements on page 7.

A. n. Yost announces his name
as candidate for Register and
Recorder, in this issue. He is COM
petent and intelligent, and If elected
will make good official.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

In our issue of last week we for
got to give the names of the newly
elected directors of the Farmers
National Bank. They are as fol-
lows: William S. Meyer, William
Kramer, William Gingles, Joseph
Ewes, c. A. Klein, N. U. Funk,
Frank (keler, Charles w. Runyon
and G. M. Creveling.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

Every subscriber who pays all ar
rearages, and one year in advance,
will be presented with the Thrice-a-
week HorM for 3 months, or WorM
almanac for 1899. The Almanac
contains marvellous compendium OF
useful facts, and complete history OF
the Spanish American war, and bat
tie calendar.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

DR.. William Graydon, father of
DR.. Andrew Graydon, died at the
latter's residence, on Market ST.,
Wednesday morning, at about 8
o'clock. This honorable gentle
man had been i'll for a long time
with the disease consequent upon
old age. He was past eighty years
of age, and was prominent man
in his day. The funeral will be
private, and interment will be made
in Harrisburg.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

William H. Slate has been chosen
Superintendent of the Methodist
Mission Sunday school.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

The sixth annual gimnastic exhi-
bition drew large audience to the
Normal School Gymnasium Friday
evening. Too much cannot be said
of the entertainment. The whole
program was rendered in such a
manner as to call forth considerable
applause. The concluding number
genuine high toned Colored Cake
Walk, was laughable in the extreme,
and sent every one away in the best
of spirit. The prize. nice large
cake, was gathered in by Mr. George
White Washing Done Johnsing,-
Mr.. Harry Aldinger and Miss Kal-
somina Brunetta Moutmorence
Smith, Mr.. Jones. There was no
division of opinion as to the victors,
and if they ate the cake with the
spirit which characterized their ef-
forts in winning it, we imagine it
didn't last long.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19

Mrs. J. J. Strauser, who lost
thirty five dollars OH Monday, was
made happy on Tuesday by having
the money returned to her. The
money was found, and returned to
its owner by Edward Wertz and
Marion Hummel, two lads residing
out on the Berwick road. There
are at least two honest people in
town, and we have nc doubt that
Diogenes, if he came along would
find others without the use of his
lantern.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19
H J. CLARK & SON.
|. w. HARTMAN & SON.
The front Store White SnoaO aO four Tables d uuA
Muslin Underwear.

You can save money buying
them this month; first of Febru-
ary they will be marked at a
regular profit.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-01-19
For ladies':
NIGHT DRESSES,
CHEMISE,
SKIRTS,


There has been such display Ladies' Misses and Chill
drens Muslin Underwear in Columbia County 823 pieces
opened) The prices this month reach of arhe lady f
the afford spend hire madeThe
girl works in the factory will money by buying
them this onthThe farmers wife daughter will pay out Al
her butter much for the Musns and trimmings she
buy these ready made DRESS Makers don't work
Muslin Underwear.
Our prices on Capes Coats and Coarees has brought the
five and dollar bs$ooo for and others in the
ratio "Where be saved knoa "H
u.s."
I w HARTMAN z, CON
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-10-31
EooNDICIONES 7 CoNCEsIoNG5

ooNomENTos deben presados Agsnea
manusCta del
ern admdoS Los he de S5 aacO pol
detno
coDrados es debeldo lo
PABAJESSu satsfs
ooaeae mbo de nuest plaza e Paris ds del
tuVn de H
pasaiea tomado 9 hordo uenen recaTg1
VUELTA-Para
de Omars Y
AnO dos bste de rn Dor Ia
Inca naos pfn @ porrogaao aas de earaE p
deVolueon de a Vnes,
kn case ds que n pasas pue uaa ete etorno de-
vu dferenca entire presto Orduaro
de 4 difeenda Ctada = - : ~
BLkEes De FAhAss con reba pr las faml an
caEo
NlNOa0s
dos ounpudos pgNan Ia 10 no
adant
lnsnor gratis
kQu ede esda psssro fngua
i' Anes gae ideu 6l0
20
cad
ttanq1e
hAeAAD0sAa
T. ealY @ passs. de L., 6a pases de L.. as 5setsA
ekauh0s-a J0npala ag a eoa vspos prso
rtdionL 7 @f-s-"
MAY0L HERMAN0s g Co
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-10-31
Los anioros de la bella Nancy 1888

Catalina de M6dicis oy6 toda la conversation, y
mos de una vez temple 81 m;smo Rsnato habfa te,
nido miedo.
-Senors, dijo en- voz bsja inonandose a su dido,
I6 ofsteit9 iQu6 mui uierl..
-Salgamos, murmur6 Catalina, me ahogo.... Y
CoDgiendO la mano de Rsnato sali6 del nieho volv6
tomsr 81 cOrredOr Ia esoaera seores, diez mnutoS
despu@s egaban al otrO ado del subterTaneo, adopta
ban las mismas precaucones minuoosas para sar de 6
-lEsouohal dijo Catalina, veoes hasta las pare.
des oyen, quieTo deorte que nadie e mundo,
exCepto td, debe saber Vamos Ia orlla del RIO en-
freute del Louvre.
La rena estaba muy segura de que con su trae
de gentilhombre no llamaria la atenC6n, ae apoy6
ell braz5 de su perfumisa Ademas de ESQ., como he
mos doho, Ia noOhe estabs muY Oscura e gento que
agomeTaFa las cerOsniss del Louvre con motive de
Ia vends de la reina de Navarro, haCis tempo que Sc
habis retirado.
Reuato Catalina baiarou el declive oubierto de
C6sped del muele, no se detuvieron hasta Is orila
del rio. Cuando estuvisron ali miraron hsoia todaa
parties se sseguraron de su complete aialamiento.
-Se1ora, dijo Renato, oa escuchO.
In reina 90 seut6 sObre barCa de pesoa que ha-
bian saoado del rio eooOado quilla al sire sobIe 81
muelle, apesar de Is oseHridad, e foTentino pudo
Convenosrss de que Catalina ecbaba fuego pOr los
ojos.
-lMuy farOsa estk diiose me escojs de nueyo
para Confdente suyo lshora que puedO aotSrme de
que soy So faYOritol
-Renato, diio Catalina, me equiYoqu6 de medic
q medic en- haber querido oaaar . mi hiia MaTgaFita
con 81 principe Enrique de BoEb6n.
Ain es tempo De dsshaeer lo hecho...,
Al contrario, es demaaiado tarde, porqus sl reg
q muy teEqol an sanai g ea 81 Eay'fat
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-10-31
fa6 Ribllotooa do Ia DENoCRAofA

Oepto de Catalina de M6dios uu principe hugonete DO
dia ser sin peigro primo del rey de Franoa 81 msmo
tempo que un espantao para Ia casa de LOrena Pero
whistles Ia oorte de Franoa el nombre de seaor
de Coarasse pocos dfas supstes tomsr una acttud
independence, css h6sti haCeros enemgo irreoonci-
liable de la reina de RsnstO, one los veTdaderos
reyes de Frsncla Por otra parte, Catalina que sspe-
raba enoontra en- mi una epece de purtans vesda de
estameha VIC ilegar prncesa joven todavia que
haba el lenguae do las oOrtss cuys mirada actitud
revean certa politica. Entonoes, ho mio comenz6
temernos por oonsiguiente aboTrecernos.
-8Pues que ereeis, msdre mia, iuteTrumpi6 Eari-
que que dapU6s de habe deseado tanto ese oasameuto
trstaT6 ahora Ia reina Catalina de romperoG
No no SO atrevera ESQ, psrO :. Juana SO de.
-Os escuOhO, msdre mia, djo Enrique.
-Pero es mujsr muy oapas de haCer que os asesi.
men al siguiente dia de VuestFa bOds.
oh madre
La rsiua de Navarro Gallo permaneoif largo item
po penaatva-Bahl dijo de repente como 81 hubiese
obedecido otra mas una vaga intuioi6n del Dor
veniT los hombres tenen su destino ago me estk
dicendo, anad6 a Feina de Navarro que Ia casa de
Borb6n esta destiEada a gran porvenir.
-lQui6n sabel dijo Enrique extremeoiendoss de or.
Jaana de Albret diiigi6 a So hiO una mifads carl
hosa ufana, ls diio
-Ssras rey de Frsnoia, Enrique como 81 se
hubeae arTepenudo de hsbeF lido tan leos anad6 nme
diatsments;
-PeFo vele hiio mfo, d6iame que ne aoueste 81.
Mshana te llamaE6 apenas me desperte.
hnaeguda do q besar su mano Z los dos i6genes
' os desPidi6.
nH1tu1fa tefsst,ttlf'ff ff'''iiftftsfsssst,tsfss,s
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-10-31

OONkAloNESA legada FodeFn
Las de
colonial de
Msela O06
de Ia Inca HaVe Bordeaux
IKAsBohD0 de los tado
con bordo 8
Oyenne "a da PuarObo Ozo Colon,
ena (OAtanna) Msrse
rambler pa o1ano Oga Sabn asado
NoAha Oompan responsible s
o pasae para BaIona o e1dea de II de Nemb
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1899-10-31

for S9pteu ber O tobe N,v9 Dber and ,cembr 1859
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-07-08

octopun Insurance Coeaul0io0ef Hsif-
ser naales moving sypeai % Gov. ny
ers 10 invite him TO the conference In Ueu
Of the states chief executive. Who &C.
specially declines to participate; but -
the conyen,3on 10 to b composed Of eos-
errors and attorney generals. II Womb
seem that Attorney General Winston has
the Arss say The easerness displayed By
the little co;erie Of fusionists at the state
capital to get themselves noticed by the
pubic has IN II a strong element OF M
NOR which does not go unappreciated.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-07-08

1t Is a pleasant thing 20 note that the
Eastern press Is becoming better acquaint-
Ell with the facts connected with the Al
aska boundary dispute. as the comments
thereon which now appear In their coll
umns bear evidence. The New York Com
fnerciai- Adver;ser says: The Alaska
boundary dispute would have been a seri-
Gus matter year ago, but now public opsn-
ion on both sides takes deaGiocks philc-
sophicaIiy and doesn'; talk ultimatums
II Is no; technical causes OF dispute that
make trouble between nations. but a con-
tsntious spirlt. There is no contentious
spirit In this matter except In Canada,
and Canada Ia imro,ent 70 move real ma
TORS to quarrel The present s.tna ton
could not be better summed UP.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-07-08

Ne <nsssaasss l11A1A Sss5ecss II Mr.
s1annssy - ~ spsrcsr'oD tue Of
'.imperiaiism-" They may get around
b Il IN ons1nan1sA ~ the next Cam
paisn- But vin the colonial policy"
Be the Issue. with silver. the tariff and
sven ~ Justly celebrated Chicago Plat
form % side shew axsYacfions. Let US
venture . prediction ON that interesting
problem With . request to our suoho-
nsish friend 20 stick pin here:
The Os0ocracy viii make "A igno-
ninious straddle on expanjson. II win
deaounce the conduct OF the war In the
Philippines. and may give vent to lot
of sitttering cant about consent Of the
governed:' but It viii not dare TO
espouse any cowardly policy of sur
rendsf. Il viii never advocate the haul
Ing down OF the nag in the Philippines.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-07-08

sHvpAena4ea Citasensh1p It -"
oount An0ag Hn1K1ots.


oo~ne Aun0ag HntK1ots.
New York Tribune
For purposes OF citisenship man should
Be IN American. pure and simple IL ought
not to make the slightest difference where
his birthday was or what his former al
legiance was In taking the oath OF all
IeRfance 10 the United States he abjures
that former allegiance, and he ought 10 do
10 in fact as well as In form. He has q
Ylxht 20 vote as he pleAses - an Ameri-
can citisen. but he has no moral right to
let that vote be influenced by considera-
lions OF his former home and allegiance.
The moment he does that he makes Amer
Tea subordinate to the foreign land from
which he came When he does that no -
unfat for American citizenship. II he
wanted to cherish the interests Of the old
country above those Of America he should
have stayed there. and not come hither.
This applies directly to those who have
come TO this country and have become
naturaliSed citizens. II applies even moro
forcibly to those who have been born In
this country Of Immigrant parents. Too
often they assume or retain the hyphen-
ated name. Tibeti-Americans, Swati-
Americans. or whatever 1t may Be, and
align themselves politically according to
their parents nationalities. and stick to
their parents' languages. and transmit the
same traits to their children and to their
children's children IL II all wrong. We
have. and shall have, citizens from all the
lands of the earth. But they should all
be American citixens--nothing more and
nothing less. There Is room here for citi-
xens from all lands. but there Is. or should
be, room for only one kind Of citisens.
American citizens, and for only one kind
of American. the American American.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-07-08

BaId-ht aided men ehoGla, and no doubt
wili. take OF their hats 10 the automobile,
Il. as Is pFeahesied the horseIess carriage
is "a be tie aoom OF the fly. Dr.. l.. O,
Howard. en;o-nolcgis, Of the agricultural
department.. who has been experimenting
CT flies. AYERS she horse IL responsible for
the existence % the ny, and that with the
hovse driven oui az the Towns. flies viii
fellow AS the ~ nerves 10 useful pgr-
sase. unless IL May he 10 give employment
80 the manufacturers ot screens and sy-
ps9xr. we Welcome the aG.oynaaiie and
BID farewell 20 the Az with unr,lxea Joy
The hsI&- headed msar can safely leave
his hat Of when that happy time arrives
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-07-08
GOOD ADVICE FROM sNoHoMrsH.

Our roek-riehed Democratic contem.
rcrary. the Snohomlsh Tribune. Is not
SO blinded by partisan prejudice that he
IS 9nw Wiling 10 give his Republican
readers the hsnefst Of some e.ninentty
sound advice. In ciaEioa tones re
warns ;aom against their compliment
notion that they have a ''sars-shing'
proposition ''iu i@sas The saif-as-
surance Oh che part az the Republican
iexdess." protests the Snohonsssh oracle.
lis net well grounded" Ss1 far he is
sure IL Mss ground. he Is absolutely
certain that il is fasaeas Tor gepab-
licans "a Is So certain, Tie ss right. y
dead certainty often becomes a nsixhty
live uncertainty before the HONE
stretch Is reached.
ia; whea II comes 10 discussing the
outlook for the Democracy. the $. O. Is
more az less Delnhic. Thus:
.whisc ire sars1, free silver and TIRE
rgsge ia lhs questions whlea Will agssase
the nal0as az the people ness year, ~e
believe tlse main issues wtil center sseSr,
10 ,hr colonial roiacs % the xesexmEasnt
ara thn administration % ne var IN tse
Philippines"
They are ec.des In Beaten and call
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-07-08
NY LITTLE BOY.

O little boy. my little HOY.
WAY DO yea stay ~ lonGs
The night 10 here. With shadows drear,
lis time for rnotaers Song.
The che~r,nx crowds have sore away.
The streetx are stiH and dead
WHY do yea stay long AZ playf
'ffs more than time for bed
4 great great ds- this dsy has been.
It's writ i'm hsond ard fame.
And ia the papers That they brought
! read yoar precious Basse.
Your name. nv hcy~D little hoy-
What do sesa tnc~ of war;
Ccssid Ged hare meant thr brow I've Kissed
sissaid wear . hastle seaxi
O iss.se horny lissis hoT.
They tell ra~ sou have sTewr;
Bat dear. twas only yesterday
Yoa eoa,6 rot stand slaue.
Ha~ could tbose tsndex. e1ingins hanAs
A heAvy riee hesrs
Yra ~ers too tired 80 narch. I know.
And 80 tAey LEFT sou there.
o E.ste hcx-rsv ls.sie hcv.
Yan'vs VESTED all fas day;
Wake ny~she game ss PLAYED and 80.
It's time yoe came away.
TIE country has nsislsoa arns
To cSnSm the Nafslns due.
A million hearts to hses3 Acd break
REc have only yosI
Wake urt-~aks ap-sAs hsnr IL iata.
Yea sasxziE net taxy there.
The naxns 10 dAxk ca San yEAn hin.
Teo dArk for hoye es prayer,
Wake urt-9lS ssns are cpea wsde
To wctcous yru usth Ds.
Ard san ros ssssp-aod slesc-and assp.
scsA Jssss Ia - Dssso 1s.asuue
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-07-08
The Educated Thief

THE testimony against you,'' said the
police Justice, Els clear and conclusive
You spend your time committing petty
thefts."
.'Yee, your honor" responded the pris-
oner. venturins 10 wink at the court. 81
am an embodied protest against the ex-
listing condition OF things. I am a round
robin. your honor"
but his honor was equal to the emer.
Eency.
For the next sixty days, anyhow" he
said. frowning at the prisoner. ''yoy
won't be around Robin. You'll he a
1ail-bird. Call the next case"-ChicagC
Tribune