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Receiptn Mt Railroads

Per Central of Georgia Railway. April
Us bales cotton, so tons pig iron, 80 bbls
Oil 14S pkgs mdse, 100 pkgs domestics. 69s
Dds rosin, 207 bbls spirits, 4s cars lumber.
car fresh meat, car hams cars coal.
cars meal, car rice, car packing house
products l car barrels.
fer Georgia and Alabama Railway, April
27-i37 bbls roein, cars mdse. 2 cars corn
cars iron, 215 casks spirits. Sc cars INN,
Der, ] car malt 1 car hay.
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vessels Cleared Yesterday.

Steamship Allegheny, Billups, Boston-J.
]. Carolan. agent.
Steamship Bawtry (Br). Oakley, BARGE
loan and Genoa-Wider & Co.
Steamship Riftswood Obi, Dixon, Fer
nandina-Master.
Ship Maria Ratio QtaD. Raimondo,
MISUNDERSTANDING & Co
Bark Ole Smith Ploug (Nor). Andersen,
Rio Janeiro-Dahl & Andersen.
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including the south jetty bell buoy, VIII
be discontinued. Junction buoy red and
black horizontally striped second class
nun. will be changed TO a black second
class can, renamed Seventh South Side
buoy" and numbered Si2.
Notice is also given that, on or about
Mdy Is, 1859, the two fixed white lights az
the range. on the northeasterly part of
Amelia Island, southerly side Of the en-
trance 10 Fernandiua, Fla, will De discon-
tinued.
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Central Of Georgia Railway.
Schedules Effective March q, 1899.
Goth Meridian Time.

Scieuules EnectlVe March %, 1899.
Goth Meridian Time.
DEPARTURES Ia
Lv. Savannah s-yr n
NO daily for Augusta, Macon
ana Atlanta .............. s;45 A NJ
NO. daily for Augusta, Macon,
Atlanta, Athens, Column
M ous "a and Birningham...... 600 p, NJ
intermediate points .. 500 p M
1No' . eA. sunday for Guyton and
intermediate points 80. 2OO p NJ
ARRIVALS
Ar Savannah
NO. daily from Augusta. Ma 4
No con con ana Atlanta,......... 500 P. NJ
NO daily from Augusta Ma
con, Atlanta, Athens, Co
iumbus and Birmingham 600 A. NJ
NO. ex. Sunday from Dover
and intermediate points. 7:4S A MT
NO 10 ex. Sunday from Guyton
and intermediate points. 4:5O p NJ
DE Nv EEN SAVANNAH AND TYBEE.
10Th meridian or Savannah CITY tirne
Monday and Thursday-Leave Savannah
DIV a. m. ana $3.50 p. m. Leave Tybee 7,2C
a. m. and p. M
Sundays. Tuesdays. Wednesdays Fri.
days and Saturdays-Leave Savannah ga
a. m. and $3.50 p. m. Leave Tybee lo.lo a
m. and g p. m.
connections made at terminal points with
all trains Northwest, West and sou,hwest
Sleeping cars on all night trains. Par.
Tor cars on day trains between Savannah
and Atlanta III q
For further Information and for eohed.
ules to all points beyond our line annIv -
w. G. BREWER, City Ticket and pas
enger Agent, l07 Bull street.
j. c. HALLE, General Passenger A..
Savannah, Ca.
jolly N. EGAN. Vice President
THEO. ID. KLINE, Gen. suporintor1.,,.
=. II. HINTON. Traffic Manager.
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Ians arrive at Savannah North
Northwest-No a
a m '0"' ~N"iA"iN ""N 49, fN"'9'
Pullman buffet
Ashevl
the
For fun Information
JR, T. A, BUN
BOYLSTON, A., ands NFpO'' -H-"'N'
d C. ALLEN c. A, street
X T. A Yves Broad and
A. G. p. A. L. A.
from Broada Liberty streets
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Phases of the Moon for April.

Last quarter, Sd. c hours and II min
utes, morning; new moon, 10th, hours
and AZ minutes, morning; first quarter,
18th. 5 hours and minutes evening: full
moon, 25th, hour and AZ minutes, even
ing.
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Vessels Went to Sea.

United States transport Sedgwick, Sap
elo.
Steamship Gate City, Boston.
Steamship Allegheny, Baltimore.
Bark Lizzie Ross (Nor), Rio Janeiro and
Santos.
Schooner David Baird, Wilmington, Del
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III YOU WANT GOOD MATERIAL
and work. order your lithographed ana
printed stationery and blank books from
1iorning News, Savannah, Ca. ''
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ARRIVALS AND DEPARTURES.

Steamer Itasca, Easter. Baltimore-J. J.
Carolan, agent
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High water at Tybee to-day at 9:2l a.
m. and 9;52 D. m. High water at Savan-
nah one hour later.
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Passengers by steamship City of Biz
mingham, from New York April 2j-S.
II. Gray, J. Grundal, T.. S. Hunter, r.
Grammar, Ed Bernstein.
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MERCHANTS AND Miners
TRANSPORTATION co.
STEAMSHIP LINES
SAVANNAH TO BALTIMORE.

SAVANNAH TO BALTIMORE.
Tickets on sale at companys Office to
the following points at very low rates:
ATLANTIC CITY, N. ].
BALTIMORE, MD. BUFFALO, y. 7.
BOSTON. MASS.
CHICAGO, ILL. CLEVELAND, o.
ERIE. PA.
HAGERSTOWN. HARRISBURG, Pa
HALIFAX, N. S.
NIAGARA FALLS. NEW YORK,
PHILADELPHIA.
PITTSBURG. PROVIDENCE
ROCHESTER,.
TRENTON. WILMINGTON
WASHINGTON.
First-class tickets include meals and
state room berth, Savannah to Baltimore
Accommodation and cuisine unequaed
Freight capacity unlimited; careful ham
ding and quick dispatch.
The steamships of this company are ap'
pointed to sail from Savannah TO Baltl-
more as follows STANDARD time):
ITAsCA, Capt. Easter, SATURDAY,
April 20, a. m.
TEXAS, Capt. Foster, MONDAY, May
l, at loo a. m.
BERKSHIRE, Capt. Dizer, WEDNES'
DAY, May 3. at 100 p. m.
ALLEGHANY, Capt. Billups, sATUR'
DAY, May g. at 400 p m.
From Baltimore every Monday, Wedne'.
day aud Friday at p. m.
j. ]. CAROLAN, Agent,
Savannah. Ga
w. F. TURNER, G. P. A.
A. d. STEBBINS, A. T. NJ
]. c. WHITNEY, Traffic Manager.
General Offices Baltimore Nd
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Passengers by steamship Nacoochee,
from New York-Mrs. DuBose, c. A. Tay-
lor and wife II. S. Oppenheimer, S. Kas-
sci
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The steamer Clifton will change sched-
ule on and after May l. The steamer will
leave for Beaufort and way landings ev-
cry Monday, Wednesday and Friday at $50
a. m, returning same day.
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The steamer Gov. Stafford Is on Wnlink's
marine railways for repairs.
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MARINE INTELLIGENCE.
Local and General News Of ships mud
shipping.

The British steamship Teviotdale, which
sustained considerable damage by having
been run into by the steamship City Of
Macon. and being ashore near the blight,
did not come to the city. as was expect
ed, yesterday. She will probably arrive to-
day for further examination and repairs.
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Savannah Almanac.

Sun rises at 6;21 and sets at 6;s9.
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Lv. Savannah 1880 ..
M, carrying through
Pullman sleeper, Sa-
vannah to Atlanta
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Unsurpassed cabin Accommodation
the comforts of a modern hotel. Fiso, an
lights. Unexcelled table. Tickets incI'Iss
meals and berth aboard ship.
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Plant System.

9TH Meridian II me-one Hour Slower Than City Time.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27

AUTUMN SONG. ];

The stubblee, fields are growing Brown,
The leaves are falling. falling,
And In the edges of the wood,
The aquails are calling, calling;
The oak Is scarlet on the hills
In autumn's dreary weather, v&f
And. bonfires of the golden-rod
Light up leaf-besprinkled sod
Where asters, hazy as the skies,
To low, still winds lift dreamful eyes,
And russet ferns are whispering low
TO allsthe fading things that grow os
In Wayside hooks together.
The ripened nuts are dropping down
In slow and tuneful patter, ~
And all through woodlands ways we hear
Brisk squirrels chirp and chatter; g.
They watch their harvest as it falls, -@
While plaintively the plover
Among the stubble seeks to find
Something that summer left behind,
And bluebirds,5 from their empty nest,
Make little flights to east and west,
And seem to sing of falling leaf
And summer, with a reign too brief.
Among the dry brown clover.
The flowers of happy summer days
Are dead by roadside hedges.
Save some belated daisy blooms
Along. the meadows edges.
Oh, sad, sweet season of the year,
In springs bright balmy weather,
When larks come back to build and sing,
And high in heaven the bluebird's wing
Is flashing in the sun, as he
Drops down rppling melody,
With all sweet things that disappear
At this still twilight Of the year
Come back again together?
-Eben E. Rexford, lin Golden Days.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27

forward and spoke : few words to his
engineer. You cant get back to civ
ilization minute too soon, Steve he
said. Jerk her through the woods for
all she'll stand
It was just nightfall when they
pulled away from the lonely station
and plunged into the gloom Of the for
ests of hemlock, pine and tamarack
that lay before them for $50 miles,
Johnny Hall started at once to collect
his fares. lie appeared at the rear end
of the last coach with his punch in his
right hand, his lantern hanging from
his left arm and one burly brakeman
alongside of him. y
"There was one husky woodchopper
in the last seat. Fares, please said
Johnny. -
"'Fares be darned,' said the passen-s
ger.
"The other passengers continued
their conversations or gazed uncon-S
cernedly through the windows into the
black night.
"'Pay your fare or get thrown off the
train,' said the conductor, in even
tones.
Like gladiator waiting for the
word, the unruly passenger prepared to
spring upon his victim. He half rose
from his seat, when something hap
pened. The pliers which the conduc-
tor carried in his right hand sudden
~ met the passenger between the eyes
and he tumbled to the floor. It was
blow for blow, and Johnny Hall knew
better than to let his antagonist get
in the first one. t4
"'Cover 'em, Bill he said, and the
big brakeman instantly whipped out
two murderous looking colts and turned
them on the astonished occupants of
the car. Nobody stirred whi-, he sung
out: Anybody that tries to leave this
car is dead man. Keep your Seats
All kept their seats, and everybody paid
his fare, too. No one had any arguments
that could stand up against the muzzles
of two loaded guns, and once having
paid they wanted to see everyone else
pay, too, so they made no interfer-
ence.
''In the second car no one knew what
had happened in the first. But the mo-
ment the two men stepped inside and
the door slammed behind them, the
eyes of everyone there caught sight of
the two revolvers. In the twinkling of
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
Queer and Bad Way of Wedding.

~~~~~~A ~-~A~~ A1e~A way u "COu1n8s
"A South London correspondent
writes: 1T would appear that some of
the young men and maidens in this part
of the world believe, or pretend to be-
lieve, that by assisting at.a legitimate
wedding ceremony, with infant that
they shall be themselves married-by
silently following the responses and ex-
changing of vows-they become united
as legally and canonically as the par.
ties joining hands before the clergy
man. This curious idea has emerged
into notice on account of some little diff
fculty in connection with baptis1nal
ceremony, where objection was taken
by some hostile women folk to the chris
tening on the ground that the parties
claiming to be the parents If the can
didate were only married at second
hand.'3 It did not transpire why this
circumstance was considered inimical
to the baby's right to the ordinance
the gossips of Lambeth are not hing if
not inconsequential. But inquiry re-
vealed that these vicarious weddings. 81
they may be so termed, are not unc omc-
mon in the district, and that the par
ticipants are usually recognized there
after as welded people," London
Chronicle. = Z &E 1,~3 52%
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27

The khedives of Egypt draws salary
ten times as great as that Of the presi:
dent Of the United States.
Two of the sons Of James j. Hill are
vice presidents of railroads. Both have
been carefully trained in the business
by their father. .., ..'IE ~
The late Sir Francis Burdett once re.
ceived an election bill from his agentin
which was the item: J''To extraordinary
anxiety on your account 6 5oo.''
A tramp recently arrested in Buffalo
had in his pockets a pair of shears.
needles and thread, a pocket mirror, a
comb, a hairbrush, toothbrush, toilet
soap, and a manicure set. 0'*'21 '>s.'2.
|. A farmer in Collin county, Tex,
amused himself on a rainy day by coat
ing cat with tar and setting it on fire.
The blazing animal sought refuge un-
der the barn of the cruel man, and in
about an hour the barn was a heap OF
ashes. His sport cost him about $500,
as there was no insurance.
/. Ibsen, the famous dramatist, never
dimes at home. Every day between
twelve and one he is to be seen sitting
in solitary state at a little table in the
big dining-hall of the Grand hotel,
Christiania. He rarely speaks to any
one except the waiter, but he likes to
take notes Of those around him.
BY virtue of his Office the lord mayor
of London is admiral of the port of
London, gauger of wine and oil and of
other articles, measurer of Goals, grain.
salt and fruit and inspector of butter.
hops, soap, cheese, etc. He is governor
of four hospitals, a trustee of St. Pauls
cathedral and magistrate Gin several
places" He is also coroner.
Somebody who has just seen Mr..
George Meredith at. his pretty little
chalet at Box Hill, Surrey, says he is as
fresh-like to-day as he was 80 years
ago, and he is II now. To show his vis-
itor that his physical energy was still
unabated, the eminent novelist took
pair of Indian clubs and swung them
for five minutes round his head with the
ease and grace of an athlete in his
prime.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
Rebuked by the Prince.

They are telling on the other side of
the water the following story concern
ing the prince of Wales and wealthy
American who was much to the fore at
Cowes: The prince is fond of telling
stories, some Of them, alas! no longer
new, and, being aware of this fact, the
transatlantic visitor considered that it
would be good method of winning the
good will of the arbiter of English So
ciety to show warm appreciation of
the royal anecdotes. The prince, who
is no fool, was quick to detect this, and
determined to. avail himself of,the first
opportunity to show that he understood
the little game. The occasion soon ar
rived. The prince was telling a story
and happened to pause before he
reached the point, whereupon the mill
ionaire, in his anxiety to please, ex-
claimed, with hearty though not al
together natural laugh: oSir, that story
just hit me.'' eyes," slowly replied the
prince, II thought it had missed fire."
Washington Post.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27

an eye the hand of the man in the first
seat reached his hip pocket. But before
he could drawit away Johnny Halls lam
tern had circled the air and came down
with terrible force, flooring him in
stantly.
"'Throw up your hands, shouted the
brakeman at the same moment, and all
the other passengers in the car had a
race to see who could get his hands
up over his head first. They went
through the car from the last seat to
the first and got every fare in cash.
"After that Johnny came to the con-
clusion that it was waste of time to
stand upon ceremony. So the first in
timation the occupants of the remaining
car got of the advent of the conductor
was the sharp command hurled at them
in stentorian tones: Throw up your
hands, and the sight of two loaded pis-
tolls turned point-blank upon them. The
conductor would ask each one how far
he was going, take his money out of
his pocket, make the right change and
put it back. Then he would pass on to
the next.
"And that is the story of how Johnny
Hall held up his own passengers. Steve,
at the throttle, was jerking her through
according to orders. They smashed
along through the woods, tore across
lonely swamps and ratified over shaky,
wooden bridges. Red flames shot out
of the smokestack into the dark night
and the cars lurched from side to side
as they banged along.
Johnny Hall continued on the road
many years and became one of the most
popular conductors in the state, and it
was only the other day that he made
his last run; and know that John Hall
was plucky to the end, for braver man
never ran train out of Detroit" De-
| troit Free Press,
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
Information, Wanted.

miss Upperten-Clara," began the
young man, "you have no doubt noticed
that my attentions of late have been
more than that of mere friend. Ilove
you, Clara, and in asking you 10 share
my lot I"' C53 EE1~1 l5@ ~
: 'Pardon me for interrupt1ng you,,''
said the practical maiden, "but has the
lot you'wish me to share a good house
on it with all the modern improve
ments p Chicago Daily News.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
Depends.

II tell you," observed Mr.. Oldhunks,
who was in a moralizing frame of
mind, ''it takes a great deal of courage
to say no. ~ .2s' .''
SIS ss= "'You're always brave enough to say
it when I ask you for money" said Mrs.
Oldhunks.-Chicago Tribune.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
No Hurry.

Mr.. Newrich-I gave you an order last
week TO trace my ancestry back for 500
years.
Chronologist-Yes, sir; we have it
about half done already.
Mr.. Newrich-But I forgot to give
you my name.
Chronologist-Oh, that makes no diff
ference! We always begin at the
founder of house and work down. We
won't need yone aame for two weeks
Judge.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
Not an ImDersOnatOr,

Lets play old Maid.'" exclaimed
the prattlesome child who is always en-
deavoring to find an opponent in harm
less games.
Miss Passeigh looked very stern for
a moment and then answered.:
You will have to apply to someone
whose age is more suitable. Iwouldn' t
be such a hypocrite. Washington
Star.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
WHITTIER WILTED.
Completely Collapsed When His Wife
Exposed the Deceit He Prac-
ticed on Her.

"This fishing trip isn't going to be a
success without you," said Giggton, ear
nestly, ''and I hope that you won't dis.
appoint u.s."
Whittier shrugged his shoulders with
an air of careless Indifference. II ad-
mit,' he said, ''that shall have to ar
range matters with my wife; but I
haven't been married five years for
nothing, and you can count on me-"
II knew you would CO." said Giggton,
confidently.
''You can bet on me every time," said
Whittier. $50, au revoir, old man. To-
morrow morning, at 1890"
Jumping into car he passed the next
20 minutes in arranging his method OF
procedure, and one hour later he sat at
the dinner table with his wife-on his
face an expression of istlessness and an
unnatural stoop to his usually erect
shoulders.
"What's the matter, dear?'' said Mrs.
Whittier; ''you don't eat anything."
Whittier smiled feebly. "Nothing,'
he said, with a half-hearted attempt at
brightness. ''I'm feeling a little stale,
that's all. Been working too hard, ]
guess.''
"You do look rather tired" said his
wife. II hope you are not going to be
ILL.,"
''Nonsense," exclaimed her husband.
"What need is good dose of fresh air.
1 really believe it is necessary. Come,
my dear, we must take dayoff.'
''We?'' said Mrs. Whittier. "You
know it wouldn't do you any good to
have the children, and we certainly
can't leave them at home.'
''That's just it, said Whittier, de.
spairingly. I'm nervous and run down,
and they would annoy me, know. But
I can't go without you, my dear. That
would be out of the question. wouldn't
enjoy myself bit. guess we'd better
not think about it,
Mrs. Whittier looked anxious.
''You mustn't break down." she said
"Of course, T."
''No," exclaimed Whittier. II won't
hear of it. Giggtoh was urging me tc
60 on little fishing trip only to-day
but told him no."
''When is he going?" asked Mrs. Whit.
tier.
'To-morrow morning." said her hus.
band. "But, really, such a thing
mustn't be thought of. Iwouldn't t leave
you for the world."s
His wife smiled.
"You must CO." she said. II insist
upon it,
Whittier looked at her with a stern
unyielding expression, which turned
gradually into one Of acquiescence.
II don't know but you're right" hi
said at last. II hate to go, but I sup
pose I must look upon it as question
OF health. I'll write line and send il
over to Giggton at once"
1T isn't necessary" said Mrs. Whit
tier.
'Why isn't it?" asked Whittier.
because" said Mrs. Whittier, II saw
Mrs. Giggton this afternoon'-here
Whittier began to look conscious-'sanc
she told me her husband had already
got your consent life.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
What He Didn't Like.

Gilback-I am surprised, colonel, at
your time of life, that you should have
any trouble in managing your wife. All
you have to do is to let her think she is
having her own way.
Col. Quailer-Yes, but the only trouble
is that everybody else thinks so, too.-
Brooklyn Life.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
A Discordant Makeup.

~ *''Your friend looks like a great mu-
,sician. He has very classical head of
hair
! Eyes, he's got classical head of
hair, all right. He also has ragtime
car and coon song voice. e.''-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
Her Presentiment.

"No woman can lose her temper and
keep her beauty" he said, thoughtfully
"John Henry" she returned, prompt
~, II just know that you are planning
to stay out late tonight and want to fix
1t so that won't scold you when you
come in."-Chicago go Post.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
What He Tella.

IF I should tell all 1 know" said the
detective, with a solemn shake of his
head, lit would create sensation, and
don't you forget it,"
IF you would refrain from telling
what you don't know" returned the
sarcastic citizen, "it would create even
a greater sensation Chicago Post.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
Never Agrees with Him.

DR.. Goak-Oh, no. We doctors are
not infallible. For example, I never sit
down to table without something
which is forever disagreeing with me.
Mrs. Brown-Indeed? And what may
that be?
DR.. Goak-My wife.-Tit-Bits.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
He Wants No More.

'Professor, who is the happier, the
man who owns million pounds or he
who has seven daughters?"
''The man who has seven daughters" :"
"Why so?'
''He who has million pounds wishes
for more; the man who has seven
daughters does not."-Tit-Bits.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27

Another Kind.

Another Kind.
II wish you would use some powder" !"
Mrs. Roomer," said the irritable 1odger
one morning.
What do you mean, sir?" exclaimed
the landlady, Indignantly; "you insult
me with your rudeness. The idea of me
using powder!" ......-.
well, suit yourself" snapped the ir-
ritable lodger, IF you would rather lose
$40 week than to scatter little insect
powder in my room, I suppose shall
have to move."-Brooklyn Life.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
EncOuraxin9,

"Do you Think" he asked, "that your
father has any suspicion of my love for
you?'
No. she replied, ''he is completely
deceived. overheard him and mamma
talking about it last night. He said you
were no more capable of loving than a
chunk of putty would be."-Chicago
Tmes-Herald.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
Very Similar.

Reporter-What is the sensation of
being hit by cyclone!
Victim-Why, it's just like getting
married! Yer don't really realize wot's
happening till it's all over and yer come
ter yer senSeS!-Puck.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
The Old Clock.

Jack loves the quaint clock on the stairs,
don't you know
For the pesky old thing can't be fixed 30
twill go.
Detroit Free Press,
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27
Discreet silence.

81 told Bunks a story and it didn't re-
mind him of another" ".5''5 ".' :
+ perhaps he was afraid that If he
told one it would remind you of an
other. Chicago Daily Record.
The Worthington advance., 1899-10-27

SIC Knew How TO Deal with Them.
>"Your child, is4,suffering from hallu-
ecinations, ma'amy' { fz%IES .sSi< 81
Eyes, he's had 'em before. Run over
to the pharmacy, Jane, and git the
vermyfuge bottle filled."- Cleveland
Plain Dealer. III