New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-03-15
SMART All SPELLING.
"a LESSON IN oRTt1esRAPHY THAT
WAS DEARLY BOUGHT.

/ Working the Dictionary For Game
Until They Were Brought to Grief.
How do you spell choir z = asked a
man in the bookstore.
/ What do you mean paper or mu-
| sic r inquired a smart young man who
poses as an authority on all topics
Music, singing, of course, " replied
the man in search Of orthogra phical in
formation.
Choir, responded the smart
young man decisively.
'tQ-u-i-r-e, chimed in red bearded
man who was busy looking at some
books. .5....
You are referring to paper, said
the smart young man. looking sadly at
the interrupter. We were speaking
about music .45ss
81 mean music, too, said the red
bearded man calmly; ttq-u-i-r-e. to sing
| in concert. =
| The smart young mans expression
I changed from sadness to contempt
| "You had better consult your diction-
ary,' he said with sheer
! .'Never mind, = retorted the red
bearded man. ''My way of spelling may
be little old fashioned, but You will
find it correct according to Webster.
You will also find it correct according
to the Century Dictionary, and ifI am
not mistaken it is likewise given in the
Standard. Your way is all right too. =
The smart young man gave sniff of
| scorn. Josh Billings and you should
have collaborated on a phonetic spelling
book. -
Look here, = said the red bearded
man, 4'sI'll bet you So that Webster's
latest spells It tq-u-i-r-e. - ..sss
.tMake it So, 'ssaid the smart young
man, pulling out roll IS, !.
mo; don't want to rob you. Get
the dictionary 81. 800
The money was put up and Webster's
International brought out There it
was, '.q-u-i-r-e, to sing in concert. >
81 didn't mean a verb. said the
smart young man. growing white
around the ears Where is the noun p
They found that, too, although it was
marked obsolete. Then the smart young
man wilted.
Il won't take your money" said the
red bearded man, handing back the
bills. "My name is Bell, George T.
Bell. Ihave had educational advantages
which you probably never received, and
I spent several months learning the
different ways to spell that word Sew
eral years ago was on the secret serv-
ice. My partner and had been on the
trail OF pair of sharpers who had
repertory of 'con' games that would
have made the ordinary bunko man look
sick. They were men of far more than
ordinary intelligence and had the man.
ners Of cultured men of the world. The
way we happened to get them was a
pure accident.
''My partner and were going down
from st. Louis on Mississippi river
packet. There were about 20 of us in
the smoking room talking and trying to
pass the time comfortably, just as a
lull came in the hum Of conversation a
young man seated at table writing
some letters looked up with a troubled
air and said, Gould any Of you gentle
men tell me how to spell .'choir p /
am a little puzzled over it.
What kind of a one do you mean 2
asked several
Choir, to sing in concert, chirped
the young man, wrinkling his brow as
if to recall the proper photography.
"'C-h-o-i-r, said a scholarly looking
man with glasses on.
"'Q-u-i-r-e, sang out a big, well fed
old man off in the corner.
"'C-h-o-i-r,' repeated the first man
with some emphasis. 4 thought every
fool knew that
That's all right, said the old man
off in the corner. Money talks. I'll bet
you $50 that Webster spells it
f'q-u-i-r-e" too"
'''I'll raise you SO, said the first
man, who was cotton buyer at Mem
phis.
All right, said the big old man
coolly. Then the others joined in and
bet him to a standstill. They put up
about $500 Then they got the diction-.
airy, and, as just now, the man who bet
on 'q-u-i-r-e' won.
My partner and / waited till the
money had changed hands, and then
said, Come on, ST.
Il walked up to the young man and
said Come with me / want you I'll
show you hcw to spell choir. 81 col
Jared the big old man and we waltzed
them down below. You never saw two
fellows look quite so cheap. They had
cleaned up over $15, 900 on that one
trick, but they got four years and half
apiece. That is one spelling school /
have attended that not every man goes
to. That game is one which will catch
nine educated men out Of ten. You are
all right. but you may still have some
thing to learn.
Then the smart young man offered
the usual invitation in payment for the
information w ashington Post.