The Jersey City news., 1899-06-23
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WOMAN'S WORLD.

Atlantic protect yourself in an armor of
invincible silence. says Dorothy Maddox
in the Philadelphia "Inuuirer' Bores are
waiting to nab you Their souls are
stirred with longing to give advice Most
of them have never been in Europe more
than once and some depend upon guide
book knowledge to talk
l was present the other evening when
foolish woman mentioned her intention
of sailing this month Up popped an of
ficious friend: Really going to Europe?"
With a quiet smile. Hardly to Europe.
I don't like to give my little trip quite
that name. Just seeing Holland and Bel
GUM and perhaps Paris is really not go-
ing to Europe
Going to Holland, are you, 1 do hope
YOU will get nv guide. He is the loyeliest
Dutchman. Be sure when YOU reach Rot
terdam to ask for him. His name is
George. Goodness. / believe i have for
gotten his other name. Never mind he
stays at the hotel-oh! forget what. He
Is such a dear-the greatest man for tuck
ing stools under ones feet. For that
matter so does everybody in Holland. /
told NV husband intended to pepper NV
house with stools when I got back home.
That Dutchman took us 10 Dort. Have
YOU read Hopkinson Smiths article ON
Dortrechte II is too sweet. And when
Won get To Dortrecht get Dutch clock.
IT has pendl1Iun wards long and hangs
ON fbe wall And don.t for nitv's sakes
buy Delft stuff at Delft, but get ii at
T,atter6am and if Won want diamonds 1
win tail Won inst where to get diamonds.
I ho,,pht uncut stones at the factory at
Amsterdam but that,s all fudse Get
tt,o,,, 81 Ea++er5s,, An5 ~ 5o 90 10 an
old silversnith,s there and see his things.
1I,t,,o.. +,o .5e.,ras+ 4t,,o.s.
uera xxic,rad man near mo gr,nted
..ves exneot Won have bit n that fine.
7 g,ess thew ara nrettv dear thinesr
&C. "a Ntornfaea.dan, ~, . rattled ON the
lady ..Fb.+,s 1ybara the funniest looking
ha.iax xo,, axrer damned vo,,r ewes on are
trsn, re a daaa citv Won know. the
fr,ar,.s.. ,,,,oa had ragular caea Of
,,,n,.r, Al, tbo +;,,,a wac tbara And
1Jo,a So .to,,,a5 70 gasn For hreath
49,, bar ,,,,,,ci,. .horea and verv restive
t,cstsss broke n, with ..Tbauk YOU so
~,,,,c, h,,t ,ys have a o,,ide nrovfded. and
rsa,Tv sratt NOT have MANY extra dol
t.,rr for triu,sats rp5er the present tar
y4-s.t <.o,sna of rat,af +bat hreals
- .aas, 1,,oaa or,orvhodv tried TO talk
- a.,as 80 +hat +he s,,t,fect of Europe
..s,,s,.t ha ho,r1ea out If was no use,
r-,sl t,rrt iii hro,,obt from another won-
~, ,,ra-s,,. thirty minutes more of ex-
az
ra,1 a,,,, o,,s Won are going abroad and
-, sot.,ersz r,r;+f odyica Funny.
,.,,t a,o,, ,,arso,, sean,s to have an entire
f tho nrorer things to
,voor and the nroner things to do and
az, v,ro~,o,. n,acas n visit.
Tbe dressv woman warns YOU against
.,o,.;,,,a ,o,,g+b stxirts and stout boots and
- r.,,,rsaIf The woman who has tramped
n ar cvcled for miles. pooh-poohs the no.
+ion that Won will ever want to look any,
thing INT a tourist.
There are always extravagant creatures
who waste ones valuable time pointing
ont this place and that where shopping
can be done. while others warn you to
avoid shops as you would a pestilenee.
No two women who have sampled ship
board life can ever seem to agree as to
the best way to cross.
There is the same difference of opinion
about the hotels. One tourist hswls over
them and insists that they be avoided
when possible, dnOlner uecidreS the SSi'
vice abroad irreproachable. There are
picture gallery fends who corner the in
dividual going abroad and demand that
the old masters be principal features; then
along comes somebody who warns you
against the miles and miles of canvas
which are, as he or she expresses it,
mere daubs.'
1t is all very tiresome. There Is but ono
way to avoid being haras. d. 1t is to
keep as still as mouse al to slip out
of Yankeedom with as little fuss as pos
sfble
s.s
When in our hours of ease or in the
moment stolen from morning cares we
take up the magazine or newspaper
there confronts us the pictured faces of
lovely women dressed in smiles and even
ing gowns. Sometimes the smile is miss
ing h,1t the evening gown is always in
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