The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-02-23

In the house to eat. Uncle Gearse-lon
might take boarders.- Boston Tran
script.
Irascible Lieutenant down engine
room tubel-Is there bllfhering idiot
al the end OF this tube? Voice flom The
engine-room-N Not at this end. sir
Punch.
Rural Ragges-say. Tatts. do yon
think It's right to raise the price OF
beerY Tramping Tallers-l'se been
trying 10 raise the price Of one for
week.-Ilfe.
"yofs der dogs name. little girlf'
ut used 10 be 'fldo.' bnt | changed II
to Dewey SOS the pleeeeman would let
bim run on the grass and have good
time. Truth.
cholly-Yaas. serewal years ago |
fell deeply in love with girl. but she
wejeeted me-made wegular fool OF
me. Molly-And you never got over II?
Brooklyn Life.
May-The horrid wretch kissed her.
Florry-Well, what matter? May
Why. you see, he was n soldier hero and
she wanted TO kiss hm.-Philadelph
North American.
Subscriber-How Is 1t that you have
printed that long poem three times in
your columns? Edtor-Well. really.
didn't suppose anyone would find It out
-Fllegende Batter.
81 understand you want TO hire
housemald?' THAT must be n mistake.
! do all my own work. Too bad, Ii
would be just the sort of place that Id
llke."-Heltere Welt
Stubbly with conyicilonl-I don't be-
lieye In that young doctor. Nurse
Why not? Stubbly-Well the medicine
any good.-Boston Globe.
Looking Forward.-Mrs. Noear-Do
you think my daughter will be a musl-
elanf Professor CANT gay. She may.
She dell me she gone of a long-llyed
family.-New York Weekly.
my impression IS" oraeularly began
the tall boarder. that Spain is going to
cede-" ut would be more correct"
interrupted the solemn boarder. ito say
she has gone to seed."-Judge.
Miss sheafe-Ohl just look at that
wheat rising and falling In the breeze.
How beautiful 1t Is. Mr.. Cityman-
An, but you ought TO see 1t rising and
falling In the corn exchange.-Tld-Bl Bits.
Before we were married you used to
write me three letters a day" did |,
reallyY "Yes. you did, and now you
get angry just because ask you to
write me little bit of check. It'd
Bits.
Jones leavlng for Europe)-When
I'm In Rome Ill do as the Romans do.
Smlth-lndeed you won't You'll do as
the Americans do-pay twice as much
for everything as anyone else would
Puck.
Here, boy" said the man. throw
away that cigarette and smoke cl-
gar" 'Yasser," replied the urehn.
Say. mister. | got a whole pack OF
cigarettes In me pocket. "-Phlladelphia
North American.
A Matrimonial yenture.-BlInkers-
Hello. Winkers. | hear you married n
woman with an independent fortune.
WInkers (sa1iy)-A-o; married for
tune with an independent woman.--
New York Weekly.
"Snce Mrs. Black has been a Wild
0w," he suggested, at seems to me she
looks younger" "of COURSE" she re-
piled. 1T Is more necessary now that
she should" Thus do women betray
each other.-ChIcago Post.
Il understand you won the blue rib
bon, SO to speak, in The examination
for the civil service" "I-ah-would
hardly call 1t that" answered the mild
young man. Let us say won the red
tape. indianapolis Journal.
Now that you have lost your Job as
surgeon In the regiment. what do you
expect to doY" "oh. I'm all right I've
opened up little Office just around the
corner from football playing col
lege. "-Cleyeland Plain Dealer.
Il am always grateful 10 my parents
for the musical education they gave
me-" said Willie Washington. But you
never sing" mo. Thanks to my
thoughtful parents. know enough
about music not TO ry."-Washingtou
Star.
Jack-Let's play house. I'll be the
father and you be the mother. Dolly
Yes, and I'll come to you and ask you
for money to buy n new dress. Jack
Yes, there you go! That's just you
You always want to do something Il
raise a fght.-Puek.
Mamma" said little Freddie on
evening, may | go out on the stree
with the other boys and look at tn
cometT mo, dear" replied his moth
er; I'm afraid you might get hurt.
mo, | won't, mamma" he answered
81 won't 60 any ways near it.'-Buffal'
News.
Hattle-Then we went to Scotland
IT Is perfectly wonderful the way the.
talk the dialect. Uncle George-Wh.
wonderful? HattIe-I should thnl
they'd forget now and then and drol
into English. | often do when I'm re
citing Burns or playing golf.-Bostol
Transcript
YES" the fair young girl went on
I'VE are engaged, but | do not think
should have accepted him II he had no