The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-06-09
Editorial and Otherwise.

pimples.
When the roll is called John NJ. Allen
will be there.
Life is full of trials, and the lawyers
are glad of it.
Where ignorance isn't blisssis is folly
to serve hash.
A man Injuries himself every time he
wrongs another.
The leather trust is assuming strap
ping proportions.
In his winning ways is found the proof
of a good buffer.
Death makes the widow, but the spins
ter is maid before
Smoking is one thing that lazy man
has to do for himself.
A windy fellow is not safe one to tic
to in any emergency.
Probably the easiest way TO make
trouble is to look for it.
Povery must be crime--at least it
Furnishes by hard labor.
A railway curve might be properly
termed a scientific crook.
1t always unmans woman when she
obtains decree of divorce.
The old maid may be trifle chick
but she's no spring chicken.
All men are born equal-but few are
born equal to an emergency.
The fellow that took bites of cherry
must have cut Il worm in half
A well healed person is one who is per
manently cured of selfshness.
Heaping Goals of fire on an enemy'~
head often adds fuel to his hate
In the matrimonial game a baseball
player isn't always good catch.
Knickerbockers are not good form for
Il lady-unless she is built right.
Satan probably originated the saying
"Man wants but little here below
The Christian Endeavor society has
more than 3,30O,0O0 names on its rolls.
The taxes on tobacco in the United
States amount to over $36,0OO,O00 Il year.
Self-madc invalids will not even take
advice unless Il physician prescribes it.
Nothing ruins woman's complexion
quicker than marrying man to reform
him.
1t is all right TO keep in the middle of
the road; but do not obstruct the high
way.
The "wounded lion" is still swapping
and biting at everything that comes his
way.
Never try to fence in n bow-legged
mamie always has an open gait of his
own.
The man who flops in politics for fill
thy lucre is not to be trusted in any
thing.
A Cincinnati judge recently gave a
man ten days for stealing an eight-day
clock.
The smaller the woman the easier 1t is
for her to twist a big man around her
finger.
Some bosses lead their subjects in
thorny paths and do not help them to
get out.
One of the latest trusts is to be formed
by the owners of tugs on the Great
Lakes.
One swallow does not make asummer,
but Il grasshopper can makea spring, all
right enough.
There is nothing in the world more
sensational than truth, and still some
people dislike it.
1t is more blessed to give than to re-
ceive, but the majority of us know it
merely from heresay.
Deviled ham has its day. His satanic
majesty of late has been giving his en-
tire attention to army beef.
Men who wink at, and assist in the
violating of the laws are not good citi-
zens and make worse officers.
The cat has nine lives, but that is
nothing to the number of lives of some
men sold by subscription only.
A jaybird recently lit on the shoulder
of a Nashville belle who had the re-
mains of fellow-jay on her hat.
A man may shut his eyes to painful
truth, but he seldom shifts his ears II
the aforesaid truth happens to be about
his neighbor.
1t Is a sad fact that the man who stays
awake throughout the sermon may b,
thinking of anything else but what TIN
preacher is saying.
There is no man but Abhors and de
tests crowd with its push and jam, ant
few women but adore ones Patent OF
this discoverysapplied for.
It's as difficult for some people to tall
when they have something to say as i
is for some Others to keep silent wher
they have nothing p elk about
Any one who calls alnttizen Of sierr,
Leone "nigger" violates the law Of tn,
land, and may have to face suit fol
damages assessed by colored jury.
o, woman! when we sail calm seas
You sometimes nearly make US freeze,
But when We bump against disaster
You are 3 red-hot mustard plaster!
Between the doctors, the lawyers and
the preachers the "faith healer" is hav.
ing pretty hard time. He would be
wiser to turn his attentiop to politics