New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-11-04
>-,r, vopr nAuy TRIRI,NE SATURDAY. NOVEMBER lS59

ago while stationed in South Africa. They ore
fovori,e appetlzer out there said the Engshman'
hut have never heard of them in any other par,
Of the world I Ike 70 order them In an onhahn
manner and watch the result, besides which am
really fond OF them.
Couldn't Decide "Hark, L. you hear taa At nan nan
on The fr ont ERIK ,eqD,ng Mnat onoe' "''''"
'"He's reading !. list Of Boer words and tneir
,'WrI thought It must be ma; or golf"
-fCieycland Plain Dealer
The successful plans for the Hearst architectural
conpetitlon for the University OF California
by NJ Bernard. Of Paris are 10 be eKhlOl''"
a. the Paris Exposition In the ""pa''"''"'
o. French architecture. NJ. Bernard VIII STAR
from Paris for America on November u. MI
Hearst Is 10 meet him In tao East, and he VIII ac-
company her back 20 California. Il viii be re-
memborcd that ne alone of all tho eleven comp'u-
tors In fho anal competition had not seen the she
Of the university. Doubtless his visit VIII r'S",
in some notifications of the plans. ana they WI"
then probably BE- ready for final acceptance 10y the
Regents Mrs Hearst it IL understood il anxious
to begin work as soon as possible on the first
building She has rented a house In Berkeley ana
is building an extensive dining han as an addition
to H. whore much entertaining Is 70 he done
.cnarlov dear" said young Mrs Torkns 'ls
there any such thing rs wireless iflsSripnN -
WHY It hasn't been perfected yet But ! pe-
icve there H. such = thing.
We'll they ought to put stop 10 II right away away
ive u through tSe air We breathe II must
he very unhealthy. "-(Washington Star.
Every three months in the Province Of smoensk.
Russia husbands and wives are chosen by the
chance drawing Of lottery ticket. The tickets
cost one ruble 90 cents each. There is only
one prize 70 be drawn. and II consists or the "ntfe
sum yielded by the sale Of the tickets, amounting
10 500 rubes (s3oo0) together with woman de-
no tickets
sold only 10 men ana me lucky winner Of the prize
Will have TO marry tie damsci if he takes the 800
rublcs r. however, be be already married n" Is
at liberty 10 turn over the money and the woman
70 any friend whom ne may wish 70 put IN for
such good thing. II the winner should be wiling
I'D marry. but is not found 90 Dc 20 the damsei
taste thor they are TO be- excused from matrimony
and permitted TO divide the rubles.
"rll break yer face, said the bad boy
"iiow pififully lacking in originality modern
slang is" returned the little Boston boy with crush
ing scorn Daniel Quilp used taat exprs5sionl II n
-(Chicago Tribune.
AN odd name" says THE Chicago News
seems 10 be a good advertisement for a newspaper
I'm the Far West. and probably that Is why The
sedalia Bazoo. The Texas Jmplecnte and The
Tombstone Epuaph' Of other days have p'cnty Of
imitators or Successors. Kansas and Oklahoma
are particularly prolific in newspaper titles OF this
type The Shawnee Daily Dinner Bell no doubt
expected ~ name 70 have welcome sound 10
the people OF The region. but the founders Of The
Kinghsher Kicker of The Thomas County cat
or OF The Western cyclone could not 50 expect.
The Pottawatome County Plain People has n
good sound and 80 has The Iill city Lively
Times The Kansas cowboy The Comanche
CHIEF and The kiowa Chief are picturesque. while
siugularity IL the strong recommendation Of The
Ensign Razzoop' The Jay Hawkeye' The Prairie
Dog The Prairie owl The Whmwham. The
open Eve The Fanatic and The Grigsby City
Scorchor.'"
Now. George Gazzam." said the teacher. you
may tell what you know Of the social e sioms OF
the ancient Greeks and Romans
The ancient Greeks and Romans replied young
Nj Gazzam. IN loud and metallic tone OF voice.
were allowed 10 marry only one wife each. and
this was called monotony.' fudge.