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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
PITH AND POINT u, !

The manners of prize fighters are
very striking. Judy.
Baseball should be played on the
square as well as on the diamond.-Chi.
cago Daily News. .s>=z ~ =. + =
This is what I'call getting down to
bed rock" said Popsby, as he swung
the cradle.-L. A. w. Bulletin.
When we see a man wearing cheap
red socks we doubt if his shirt stud is
a genuine diamond Washington (Ia. }
Democrat. .~.3:>.1. -, y.
Y.-"They say the Toodles baby has
her mothers chin" C.-'Indeed! ]
didn't know the little thing had begun
to talk yet!"-Yonkers Statesman.
Jingso-"What did the minister say
when the plate came up?" Hingso-
HE said he wouldn't mind so much if
the buttons were all aike."-Syracuse
Herald.
Employer-t'But I can't hire you un-
less you have recommendation. Didn't
you ever have one?" Applicant-"Oh,
yes" "What was it?'' ''To the mercy
of the court '-Answers.
Mr.. Gruber-'I called on Mrs. Doser
to-day. It must be terrible to be such
confirmed invalid" Mrs. McSinnex-
II don't know. She always has a topic
for conversation. boston Transcript.
Peddler-''Wouldn't you like some
notices for your house, mum? It's
very cheering to a husband to see nice
motto on the wall when he comes
home" Mrs. De Jags-''You might sell
me one if you've got one that says:
Better late than never THE Rival.
Mother-"For mercy's sake, Harriet,
what do you and Mr.. Dumleigh find to
talk about? It was buzz, buzz, the
whole evening"" Harriet-"We were
talking about trusts and combines, ma !;
but it was not a profitable converse
ton, after all. Mr.. Dumleigh talked
about ali the combinations he could
think of, except the matrimonial COM
bine. boston Transcript.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
News in Brief,


DIR. Jesse Z. Conner committed sui
eide at Minneapolis by jumping off the
Tenth avenue bridge seventy five feet
into the Mississippi river below.
Frank Fish, teamster at Brainerd,
was killed il a runaway. The team
was hauling a load Of -four and Fish
was thrown under the wagon and his
head crushed. "A. II. 5.sz.
# The body of a man supposed to be
Thos. Flannigan was found on Nicollet
island ia Minneapol lis. There was q bull
let hole in his head and q revolver sby
hls side. plain case Of suicide.
81 Samuel Fullerton, Of Green Noun
tain. Iowa, was found dead from as
sphyxiat ton ia rooms IN the Brunswick.
hotel, Minneapolis IS. neither the sSr .s,-
suit swas9accidental Or suicidal the au-
thorities are not able to determi ne.
3 The stoclkhold ers .5off & the Bank 81
Merriam Park have decided to 20 into
voluntary liquid ia ion in accord
with q suggestion BY Public Examiner
Pope. The deposit tors have been mott
fed sto appear and withdraw theirde-
posts.
Secretary Hitchcock has approved o. u
patent of 1ao acres off swamp land Is
the state Of Mimi 81 ir,a the
aalshalI land distrii .sE
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Killed by q Rattlcr.

Mrs. Eliza Spaulding was bitten by a
rattlesnake in Minneapolis and death
followed the next day.
Diclzinson's museum of wild animals
is located at s25 Washington avenue
south. There are birds, monkeys,
bears, deer, and the willy reptile is al
lowed representation. The entertain
ment consists partly in. seeing Mrs.
Spaulding show with what ease she
can manage her snaky pets, and how
obediently they follow her bidding.
The show was in progress and the
woman giving an exhibition on the
stage. She had half dozen of the
reptiles coiled about her neck. and
head. Suddenly the reptile buried its
fangs into her thumb. The other en-
ployes of the place did all possible to
.counteract the poison, but medical
help did not arrive until several hours
after. The woman was taken to the
hospital, where she died in great
agony. jzs@ ts.4s a.. ~. .,.:.s..- IN. :.:.@....
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
DENMARK.

The royal family of Denmark is as
religiously inclined as any in Europe.
Its different members are also preach
ing religious federation in quiet but
effective way. On Easter Sunday, for
instance, they were divided up among
number of different denominations.
l, some of them attended Danish
high church service; 2, others preferred
a Danish inner mission sermon: 3,
Princess Marie went to Roman Ca
thOlic church; 4, Empress Dowager
Dagmar to Greek Catholic church; 5,
and the Cumberland. people to a Ger
man Reformed church. This distribut-
ton of the royal family must tend to
dissipate the spirit of fanaticism which
necessarily obtains IN all countries
where certain denomination is looked
upon as the only true and saving re-
igion by the masses of the people. The
common people will naturally reason
I like this: If our Christian king and
queen and princes and princesses can
attend churches Of different denomina-
tons without a word of criticism from
our orthodox Lutheran ministers, the
non-Lutheran denominations cannot
be so awfully. bad after al II w.. II
zss No less than three different strikes
were settled ii Copenhagen IS one day,
April 3. .55 ll5
he imports for the year 1898 were
$$12S, 600, 900, the exports 1855, 900, 900 "a
balance of $35, oOO, 900 against Denmark.
Is workingman was arrested for try
ing to cremate the remains Of his child
instead Of nterring them ii q Copen-
hagen cemetery; but as the laws do not
mention such thin he was fined $11.
All King Christian celebrat his eig hty.:
first Dirt hday, April s, in q very quiet
manner. 81
The railway depa rtnent has fitted
up one hundred closed freight cars fol
the export OF meat to Germany. a. Sc.
ries Of experiments proved that The
best to preserve Inea ts III IL ansiit
was to hang 81 the careasses ii the
cars, and rows .off hooks have been. fast.
ened md the roofs 81 HE ears lss Sci ],
asid Tor this parttiicul lar g
Five Danish sub who were en-.
Sployed near abenra were ordered Il
|lsaYe Ia. country hin enty-ioul
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
BACHELORS ARE USEFUL.
Ella w Wheeler Wouldn't Abolish TIL en-
Any More THAN She Would the
Umbrella or the Bicycle.

Somebody with a grudge against the
indispensable bachelor perhaps de-
signing mathematics me as follows:
''Dear Madam: When will you com
mence a series of letters concerning
the Use and Abuse of the Bachelor,
especially the artistic abuse of the
bachelor sycophant, which may result
in the elimination of the species?"
1t would be an irreprable loss to
eliminate the bachelor from society
He is always useful and often ornamen.
tai.
When the charming widow or the at.
tractive belle is visiting, her hostess de.
ponds upon the bachelor to render the
linner or the theater party a success.
College boys do very well at dancing
parties and widowers at whist, but no.
body can take the bachelors place at
the dinner table or in the theater box
He is of greater value than the table
decorations or the opera glasses.
A single man is always an object OF
interest to an unmarried woman. If he
has reputation for being wholly in.
vulnerable to woman's charms she is
all the more pleased with him. If he is
called a dangerous firt she is fascinat.
ed with the thought of subjecting her
self to his hypnotic spell.
If he is merely a fashionable beau
she likes to disport him as she would g
modish wrap.
If he is desirable catch, she likes te
bait her hook and try her powers.
In fact there is scarcely any phase Of
the bachelor which has not it's interest
for unmarried women.
Next to the doctor and the pastor, he
is greater convenience and comfort as
listener to the married woman who
feels she is mot UNDERSTOOD by he1
husband. Not the married firt, who
tries to fascinate him and lead him into
loving her, but the good-hearted, il
somewhat weak-headed wife, who likes
to conide her little woes and sorrows
to some sympathetic ear, and to be tolc
that she is the very best little wife ir
the world, and, by Jove, he's going tc
give Charlie piece of his mind for not
being more appreciatiye.
Of course, this sort of friendship
treads on dangerous ground. But il
sometimes escapes going beyond the
Danger line and results in nothing more
than a source of solace to an oversensi
tive mind.
Just how the bachelor behaves him
self in other mems homes depends
almost entirely upon the other mems
wives and daughters.
He usually follows their lead.
Iwould no more abolish the bachelor
than I would the umbrella because i,
sometimes breaks IN a gale, or bicycle
because itsometimes leads to accidents
All three depend greatly on how they
are handled.
:. Tax the bachelor to help support
homeless women, but do not suppress:
him.-Ella Wheeler Wilcox, in N. Y
ENnr11 .f'-3 f'-- '''-
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
!. The Exact difference.

The pupils in a school were asked tc
give in writing the difference between
= biped and a quadruped. One boy
gave the following: .s55 . ,..=. J:
!" gbiped has two legs and a quadru.
ped has four legs; therefore, the diff.
ference between a biped and q quad.
ruped is two legs! ~ Cincinnati En-.
quirer. 55sss$4 z| 81 ss.ZSs
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
Odd Fellows Celebrate.

ri Davenport, Ia, April 27.-The East
ern Odd Fellows association celebrated
the eightieth anniversary of the found
ing Of the order in America Wednesday.
Three thousand visitors came to the
city BY special trains. The parade in
the afternoon was followed by the adj
dress of welcome by Mayor George T.
Baker, and response by Senator +. o.
Allison, Of Anamosa. Initiatory and de-
gree work, a fancy drill by the ladies OF
Zedoka lodge of Rebekahs in the even
ing were followed by a grand. Ball at
Turner Grand opera house.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
Negroes Lynch Il Negro.

4: Galena, Kan, April 90 Charles Will
liams, alias Jones (colored) }, was shot
to death at s: so Tuesday morning in the
@cityja by a mob Of negroes. Williams
was charged with killing Laura Cana
fax,*a negress. The mob, composed of
about IS masked negroes, went to the
Jail !, and four gained entrance by break
ing il the door. They shot through the
bars at w illiams. Four shots took eff
feet, killing him instantly.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
EX-GOVERNOR oGLEsBY DEAD.
Famous am Illl y Suddenly Passes
s3. .s. Away 1T His Home Near
Ell&hart, Ill. ~

Lincoln, ILL.,, April IS Richard J..
=Ogllesby, former governor OF Illinois,
died at his home at Oglehurst. near
E E. < 1la H., at five minutes past one
o'clock .. Monday afternoon. Conclusion
Of the brain, resulting from fall, was
the direct cause of his death, but the
weakness which had been so apparent
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
Eod1 Sa>9qboMA&
EZ;l22lZ ;2ESl2llE1u
Hoods Pills cure liver ils the non-irrtating and
only cathartic take with Hoods Sarsa parilla
Blasted HOPES.

I'm moody silence, with lowering brow and
folded arms, the young man stood before
her.
He was returned soldier, volunteer Of
ficer, honorably discharged from theservice
OF his country.
He had come back, as he supposed, to
make the dear girl happy who had hung
upon his neck when he babe her good-by to
60 to the wars
But the dear girl had received him coldly.
A hustling commercial traveller had taken
advantage of his absence and supplanted
him in her affections
''So!" he said, at last. "You have no re-
morse for your faithlessness!"
".None whatever" she replied.
You prefer that chap with the sample
"Rather.''
He drew himself up stifly.
Miss Grenadine Corkins," he said, 81
leave this house forever. | leave it," he
added, picking up his hat, "drummered out,
but not drummed out"
And as he marched out of the room with
q military step the heartless girl called out
LEFT! left! left! lett" after him.-Chicago
Tribune
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
9 as-Na- -Is~T-
Should Never Need II.

The Dear Girl II am really astonished
TO hear you advance the proposition
that child should not corrected IL
The presence Of strangers.
. The Savage Bache lof He should not
be, because he should never be 81 the
presence of strangers; that's why
Stray Stories. Be
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03

81 a Strong Mans: Secret.
The strongest man on earth says the n.
cret Of his wonderful power. is perfect al.
gestion. Hostette's Stomach Bitters makes
digestion easy, and cures all complaints
arising from weak stomach, such as indi.
gestion. biliousness and all liver and kid.
ney ailments. As q blood purifier and
nerve tonic it Is marvellous. It is recon-
mended BY all physicians, and is sold by
every druggist IN the country Everybody
needs it at this time Of the year. Ssz..' y
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
Cigars ConfRscated.

Springfield, ILL.,, April 26.-Deputy
United States revenue collectors on
Tuesday seized in this city $4,000 cigars
bearing counterfeit internal revenue
stamps, and in the district over 100000
have been seized, about $4,000 being at
Decatur and 10000 at Quincy.
- Chicago, April 26:-Over 400, 900 cigars
with counterfeit stamps have been
seized already in the First district of
Illinois, the majority of them having
been taken from Chicago dealers. No
decision has yet been made as to what
disposal will be made of the cigars, and
what return will be made to the Chicago
dealers.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
courage and Strength 80,
in Times of Dancer. -

Read the zvarning between
the lines. What IS that qvam,-
mgr IT. Of the danger from,
accumulation of badness in
the blood, caused by the
usual heaUy lfvi1g of the
Winter months. Spring IS
the clearing, cleansing time
Of the year; the forerunner Of
the brightness and beauty of
glorious Summer.
Follow the principle that Nature laws
down. Start in at once and purify your
blood with that great specific, Hoods
Sarsaparilla. 1t ne0er disappoints.
Tumore-"A tumor as big as a large
marble came under my tongue and instead
OF letting my physician operate on it, used
my favorlte spring tonic, Hoods Sarsapa-
r1lla: The bunch soon disappeared" Mrs.
q. M. CoBuRN, $40 Mer'k ST., Lowell, Mass.
Rheumatism--"I had rheumatism for
five years and can conscientiously say that
Hoods Sarsaparilla has given me entire
relief. AS a blood purifier it has helped nv
children wonderfully" MRS. S. A. SAaAR,
s3 Franklin Avenue, Passaic, NJ.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03

Some men are so mean their best friends
don't like them very well-Atchison Globe.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03

One swallow may not make summer,
but one frog makes spring.-Chicago Daily
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03

Although people never take it, they dear
O " love good advice.-Atchison Globe
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03

Knox-"Miss Blythe has gone over to the
vast majority" Wheeler-"Y GU don't mean
to say she has bought wheel"-Tuwn
Topics.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03

Don't cover your neglected duties with
the cloak of excuse.-Ram's Horn.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03

Fair Warning-Visitor lin Brooklyn)-
''Does. the trolley line lead to the GENE.
terry" Citizen-"Yes, if one isn't very care
ful."-Life.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
Hon. J. n. Caldwell.

-yg,
II have used Pe-ru-na for number
Of years with the very best results for
catarrhal diseases. i shall never be.
without it. I never fail to recommend
1t when an opportunity presents ITSELF"
~. b. Caldwell, Robeline, La.
Gilbert Hofer, Grays, KY, says in .
letter dated March 18th, 1894: II have
used four bottles Of Pe-ru-na and am
we'll OF my catarrh, and it cured my
Bright's disease. / had been troubled
for two years. weigh twenty pounds
more than & did beforeI was taken sick.
shall never be without Pe-ru-na. '' ssssl
Send for free catarrh book. Address
DR.. Hartman, Columbus @. ~
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
& Will Not ne Held.

~ Milwaukee,, April "a he saenger-
fest OF the rthWestern Saengerbu
which was announced to be held il this
city next year, has been abandoned.
This was decided at = meeting 81 the
United Singers Of MilWauk zee, compris-
ing the German sing ingl societies af1ili-
sated with the az Western 4 ssaenger--
E=bund., held sund ! dispute over the
sfnancia gll1rant tee as the cause
lkes AZ il Own life. B5sZ.
demp1is enn., priiI 224 81. d.
Lewis Clark, off 4 ,onis vi Ne, the we'll
known sracingj ind IS, co1nmii ted suicide
here hi his com u the Gastor hotel 'S.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
kidney DISEASE
Caused by Internal Catarrh,
Promptly Cured by ~,~
fe-ru-na,

Hon. j. II. Caldwell, prominent
member of the Louisiana State Legisla-
ture, says the following in regard to Pc
ru-na for catarrh:
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03

Use Of sense makes no one oorer.-Ram's
Horn.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1899-05-03
Making Sure of Her Ground.

He-Do you like classical music?
She-Do you want my honest opinion OF
are you thinking. of inviting me to the opera
Chicago Evening News.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-05-04

the rankest kind of ingratitude by
smashing deponent in the face without
any further ado. Then before he could
get away, Meehan followed him, and
setting MIN down. deliberately bit off
one side of his nose
A complaint charging mayhem was
granted, which was filed in Justice
Bliss court and warrant issued.
Tuesday evening MCGOWAN and Nee
han were seen together on the street
and both were very much intoxicated.
Later at night MCGOWAN appeared at
the city hall and said he wanted some
one arrested, but he was so drunk he
evidently did not succeed in making
himself understood. and although his
nose was in frightful condition, evil
dence in itself that a grievous assault
had been committed by some one, moth
ing was done about his case. MCGOWAN
visited a surgeon, who found it neces-
sary to put in eight stitches in repair
ing his probOscis.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-05-04
Rebel Trenches Shelled.

New York, May "a dispatch to the
Journal and Advertiser from Manila
says; The gunboats Princeton and
Petrol left Manila this morning to pa
frol the southern islands A brief cable
message to Admiral Dewey from the
commander of the Bennington reports
that on April 20 he found three schoon-
ers on the beach at San jose. on the
eastern side of the island of Panay,
The insurgents promised to surrender,
but during the night they crowded into
tine schooners and the next day offered
resistance. The Bennington shelled the
schooners and the trenches in the
neighborhood
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-05-04
BUTTE CURRENT NOTES.
SILVER, CTS.
Rent pianos from Orion Bros,

/. Rent pianos from Orion Bros
r Finest liquors at the Sideboard.
Read Hight & Fairfield's ad.. page 10.
Fred Orion, plano tuner, 219 N. Main.
j. M. Froelich, furrier mfg, SO Owsley.
Smoke Anne Held long filler Havana
cigars.
%. V. Maze went down to Anaconda
, yesterday.
Frank c. Robertson is in the civ
from Miles City.
"McFadden's Row of Flats" will be at
the Grand tonight.
A son was born yesterday to the wife
OF Archie Mcdonnell.
We rent new pianos. Montana Music
Co.. 119 North Main street.
The Baltimore" is the finest domes-
, tic cigar on the market.
Contractor John Hamill of Anaconda
was in the city yesterday.
Fish Bros farm and spring wagons.
I N. l.. Olson, 251 East Park.
w. III. Raymond has for sale at Lang
lois stable some fine driving horses.
DR.. Hanson does not intend leaving
Suite, but has located here perma-
nently.
Santa Clara Muscatel and Extra Old
company.
Peter Leavengood the father Of Deer
Lodge valley, was up from Anaconda
yesterday.
A marriage license was yesterday is
sued to Howard L. Major and Miss 10
sic S. Mclaughlin.
Val Blatz, the star Milwaukee hook
beer, on draught at John BODIES place.
346 East Park street.
Receiver Percy Napton of the Sunrise
Mining company was over from Gran
lite county yesterday
M. E. Miner, large stock owner of
Northern Montana, was in the city YES
terday from Fort Benton.
Black, brown and pearl fedora hats at
Sl.50. Nice stiff hats all colors, at 81 so.
Boucher, As East Park street
DR.. H. M. Hall left last evening for an
EXTENDED visit to Eastern cities. He ex-
poets ito be gone about three weeks.
The Standards Butte advertisers are
requested, owing to change in time of
train, to have their changes in the
Standards Butte office at p. m.
Chief Mentrum of the Anaconda fire
department was in the city yesterday
and was hustled out on the 4:45 O'Clock
evening train. The last time he slept
in Butte the fire bell rang almost inces-
sanity That was the night of the State
Firemen's ball.
-, Melvin D. Miner and Minnie c.
Cramer were married at the McDer-
mott hotel in the presence of a few
friends on Tuesday evening. The cere-
mony was performed by Rev. E. j.
Groeneveld of the First Presbyterian
church. Mr.. and Mrs. Miner probably
will make their home in Elkhorn.
Prof Howard L. Major, the we'll
known music teacher, and Miss Josie
S. Mclaughlin were married last even
ing at 5 o'clock in the presence of
friends by Rev E. ]. Groeneveld at his
residence. Mr.. and Mrs. Major have
many friends in Butte who wish them
success in their new life and much hap
piness.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-05-04
AN OLD TIMER DEAD.
Louis Freudenstein Passes Away at His
Home.

Louis Freudenstein Passes Away at His
Home.
Louis Freudenstein, an old-timer in
Butte and formerly a well known figure
in mining circles, died yesterday at his
home. 4O3 West Mercury street, from a
complication of ailments from which he
had suffered for a long time Mr..
Freudenstein came to Butte about IS
years ago and in the years that follow
ed became quite prominently identified
in mining matters. He was Interested
in the lsele and numerous other silver
properties, but his most important VEN
ture was In the Germania Before the
slump In silver this property made him
a comfortable fortune But with the
decline of silver his properties could no
longer be worked at a profit and he
sank considerable money in unfortun-
ate investments. Business worries and
illness seemed to have impaired his
reason and in a fit of mental alteration
little over year ago he attempted
TO end his life This was the cause of
a commission being appointed to px
anime into his sanity. The commission
decided that it was not necessary that
ne should be confined to the asylum
and ne has since been in the care of his
FAMILY. His health has steadily de-
cllned till the end came yesterday.
The deceased was So years of age and
leaves family Of seven children, six
boys and one girl The remains were
removed to Sherman's undertaking
rooms to be prepared for burial.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-05-04
BASE iNGRATITUDE.
John Meehan Got His Nose Too Far Into
McGowan's Affairs.

In support of an annlication for
complaint charging John Meehan with
the crime of mayhem, ]. P. MCGOWAN
of TIA West Copper street, told the
county attorney a story yesterday of
bast ingratitude on the part of Meehan,
such as was uncommon even to the
public prosecutor. who is accustomed
to listening to all manner of tales of
woe. If MCGOWAN is to be believed
literally, his confidence was grossly
abused, and he is the kind of man
a great many people would like to Gull
tivate.
MCGOWAN said he met Meehan Tues
day evening on the street, and from
being an old friend, felt at liberty to
give him little good advice. He coun-
selled Meehan to stop the evil habit of
drink and save him and even offered
to loan Meehan money with which to
build home. Meehan did not seem to
like his terms and declined the offer,
whereupon he made better offer and
agreed to let Meehan have the money
at 50 year interest, as he felt so in
terested in having Meehan have home
ana escape spending all his earnings
in paying rent
Meehan again refused and displayed