The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-01-23
ENGLISH AS SHE IS WROTE.
a Gem in n Germnu-EngIish Paper
in Germany.

in Germany.
From a London journal.
Apropos of your collection of English
as she is wrote" writes a correspondent,
l must, before ii is too late, put on record
one gem, in a German-English paper pub
lished in south German town. 1 read
last year the following astonishing an
nouncement;
The Bishop of Rochester has departed
for America, pursued by Mrs Talbot"
Pursued" of course, in this connection,
means accompanied
At the arsenal of Venice the following
notice may be seen:
"Open from 10 a. m. to p. m, except
on Sundays and festiNious days"
"Festivious" is an adjective worth cher
ishing.
But some of the most delightful exam
pies Of bird s-eye' views of the English
language are 10 be found in an advertise
ment circular issued many years ago by
NJ. Hercelle Lefuste, describing the ad-
vantages of an invention for the fittings
of bathroom:
SYSTEM Observation-Disclosures
Breveted unwarranted of the Government
in French and abroad"
is the title, and among the details We
fnd
"FOOTBATH. SITTING BATH. BI-
DIETS, And any one else bath.
Heating itself in a minute without
which smoke spread itself over room, thing
which has never existed"
The circular begins:
Mister: l have just to obtain patent
for installation of a dressing room, of
baths room and showers baths room col
lected which are of one style very curious
and which collect all possible comfort
by turning three COCKS, gas water,
electricity great like small, day and night,
and without any preparation, you have
ten litres of hot water by minute, to
wash ones self, to shave ones self, take
a footbath, a sitting bath or a bath for
children etc AS well as clean the apart
ments or any other necessity.
In less than thirty-tive minutes we OBJ
tain a great bath having thirty or forty
degrees in a zinc bath, without steam va
por or smell be SHIELD in room by maintain
ing the desired degree of heat.
Being in bath, cod is not felt at the
submerged place.
I'VE undress ones self and dress ones
self afresh without TO be seen of some
persons that are in this room.
I'VE can dres ones self in bath without
to full col even, to be served in this room
egally without be seen, thing which has
never existed. Being there for bath or
some thing else being undressed and haV-
ing forgotten of linen or any one else, you
ask them without any Inconvenience, with
the speaking trumpet, these objects come
10 you you take them, and nobody seen
you.
1--WE can also comb out on's SET to curl,
one SET, take some showers, baths, warm
linen and food even as this room there is
not any Inconvenience to inter tehre being
dressed in his sunday clothes, to divest
ones self and TO put again his clothes
which viii have taken away humidity nei-
Their smell we can see ones self in a look
ing glass which well be not furnished
But this does not exhaust all the advan-
tages of this wonderful Hercelle Leruste
system, for, in addition to being able TO
comb and curl ones self and, when
you have forgotten your linen or any one
else" for your things to come to you with
a speaking tube and nobody seen you."f
Some small speCiah machinery will serve
| to give light, TO warm your drink as we'll
| as your courlng irons. 1t is a room serv-
| ing for children, great persons in all mo-
ments One can clean ones self there to
| dress ones self there, dress one self hair
| there, curl OF itself there, without any
body may know the thing that you have
made. A machinery of my invention, will
| permit at the person of all the ages to
make some showers baths this apparatus
is so as 20 use specially to evite at the
children the bad sore throat the colds
1.-THE ceiling will make be decorated; the
walls garnished with some TAPESTRY ac-
cording to tast, any painting will be put
divercorated for humidity neither steam
vapour and you will obtain simplicity and
mark which have not can be obtained stiu
to-day ct will be the more fine and COM
fort room of your house; any pipe Is visi-
| bic, thing extraordinary!
in a word, it is the more necessary,
the most complete, and the least expen-
sive of all the bathing rooms, showers
baths room, and dressing rooms in a same
room since previously, ct was necessary
at least two rooms and for all that it is
impossible to Obtain
Every one will agree that these advan-
tages are such as have not can be OBJ
tanned" in same room" ''since previ-
ously," and the same applies to this exam
pie of English as she is wrote"