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The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
PRIVILEGES ABUSED.
Well-to-Do Residents of Alameda
Insist Upon Free Vaccination.


ALAMEDA, July 31.-Health Officer L.
w. Stidham is authority for the assertion
that the well-to-do people and society
lights of Alameda have been systemati-
cally abusing the free vaccination privt-
Ieges The Board of Health intended the
privilege for those who were financially
unable to have their children comply with
the school restrictions requiring. vaccina-
ton. Blanks were printed for the sigma
lures of the applicants setting forth that
the parent was unable to pay physi-
clan.
DR.. Stidham says that some of the So
ciety leaders of the city have applied for
these blinks. signed them without
compunction and sent their children with
them to the Health Office. Ladies dressed
in silks and bedecked with diamonds have
applied TO DR.. Stidham to vacctnate their
children free of charge. asserting without
a blush that they were too poor to Fay
for the operation.
The Board of Health will take action to
prevent the abuse of the free vaccination
privilege in future
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
Crushed Between Gravel Cars.

ALAMEDA, July 31-John. May, who
resides on Encinal avenue, near High
street, was injured Friday night at the
gra el from dumpcars, when the train
Started. In trying to save himself from
falling under the wheels May got his left
arm caught between the bumpers. Both
bones of the forearm were splintered, lie
sharD ends protruding through the fash.
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
Headquarters Opened

The Forty-third Assembly District Re
publican League opened up its headquar-
ters last night at 620 Bush street Charles
p Benton and Thomas B. Upton, mem
hers of the district committee of the Cen
trai Republican League. will be in attend
ance day and evening for the purpose Of
enrolling members Last night thlrty-nVe
that the membership will soon reach sew
eral hundred. James d. Hart is president
and +. G. RObreCht secretary of the
Fortv-third District League
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
Democrats Elect Delegates.

The United Democracy of the Forty
third Assembly District met last night at
62O Bush street and nominated the fol-
lowing delegates to the Municipal Con-
vention: F, Refs Jr.. J; F. CalIaghan
Forster. Leonard Shores. Alex Vogelsang,
J. j. Fagen. Antoine Ptcovich, p. II. Nc
Carthy. ]. J. Mcclure, Henry Staude and
Speeches were delivered by James J.
Fagen and p. II. Mccarthy, presidents Of
the two clubs which have agreed to con-
solidate in the interest Of harmony.
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
Crushed BY Falling Pipe.

BERKELEY. July 31-Barrett Fisher
an employe of the Hofburg Brewery in
West Berkeley, is in a critical condition
at the East Bay Sanitarium as the result
of attempting to move some of the fix
lures of the brewery. While handling
some barrels a heavy iron pipe fell from
an upper story and struck the man on
the head severely crushing his face and
neck. While the injuries did not prove
fatal. their extent is such that Fisher
NAV he made an invalid for life.
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
Phelan Club Meets.

The James D. Phelan Club Of the Twen
ty-eighth Assembly District held meet
ing at Arrnorv Hall, Second and Folsom
streets. last evening. NJ. Rodgers pre-
sided and D. F. Sullivan acted as secre-
tarv. Addresses touching upon Democrat
ic politics were made by j. Dolan, John
Murpny and John Coakley.
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01

A peculiar and important difference be-
tween petroleum as used in Europe and
In the United States is that in the latter
the crude article is employed as 1t comes
from the well. while Russia and ltaly
refuse that is left after the lighter con-
stituents of the oil have been removed by
a partial distillation
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01

dy, Milton L. Schmidt. James P. Sheerin,
Patrick McKeon. D. w. Douthitt, Frank
D. Wiley. Bernard Strauss. Joseph Roths-
child, Henry Borreman, Frank Corey,
George Andrews, NJ. L. Choynski, ThomaS $
H. Brady, Frank E. Slattery MICHAEL
Heverty, Henry S. Buckley. Arthur F1gal'
John Greely, Joseph Farrell.
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
Rich-Yet Starving.

Doctors frequently have very wealthy pa
tients who are starving to death. They have
money TO buy food. but their stomach has not
the strength to digest it. 1t lies there a heavy
ferrnented mass. the sole cause of dyspepsia,
nervousness and biliousness. The surest rem
edy to cure a weak stomach Is Hostetters
stomach Bitters 1t will restore vigor to the
digestive organs Nothing is Just as good.
See that a private revenue stamp covers the
neck of the bottle.
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
Indorsed Phelan and Dodge.

At a meeting of the Thirty second Dis
trict Central Democratic Club at Ensign
Hall corner of Third and Brannan
streets. last night, resolutions were adopt.
ed indorsing Mayor Phelan and Assessor
Dodge for the manner in which they have
performed the duties of their respective
offices
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01

SHE SAYS HER HUSBAND
SET FIRE TO HER HAIR

3t-A Amoi
Ogden.
allies
would
He
n earl
of
hara only Oeca
n
svifea and play the
is saccused not
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
Fortv-second District Republicans.

A well attended meeting of the Republi-
can League of the FOrty-second District
at Golden Gate Hall. 625 Sutter street,
last evening elected the following perma-
nen+ officers: President John w. Taylor
vice president. c. ". Gordan; secretary,
oscar F. Barber: and treasurer. A. r.
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01

The entire registered debt of the city
of Philadelphia amounts TO $51 ,1T0.500, on
all of which, with the exception of $4,60Q.-
600 the semi-annual interest natures on
Juiy / which will involve the payment
of 81 ,055 ,947 81 on this account on that
date.
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
PALACE HOTEL.


F s Dickinson, y D Campbell. Tex
b L Orr, L Ang w Mccormick, Ill
Mrs I. Orr, l. Ang J Lyons, Ia
Misses Orr, L Ang Mrs w Rowland, Cal
A l. Hastings L Ang Miss Rowland. Cal
II A CoIladn Mex Miss n Rowland Cal
Mrs Colladin, Mex Gertrude Edmund Mas
Miss a Phillips Mex Mrs 3 LESTER Pa
X spilling. Germany Miss NJ Mcclure, Pa
J c Sullivan, L S w 3 Seeley Tex
Mrs c Sullivan, n H Johnson Eng
Miss a Sullivan n d Lee, Ariz
Naples Dawson A Burtt N Y
c d Mckay. Dawson A Allenburger, Neb
Miss " Wilson Dawsn G F Glover.
" Carson L Ang Mrs G F Glover n Y
II A Bartlett L 5 Miss Beand, KY
Mrs H A Bartlett, d c r Glover, u S n
F Luckenback, del Vale, Ang
Mrs Luckenback n Mrs del Vale l. Ang
r B Garfield, Cal Mrs A Staples, Ia
a Baillie. Tacoma Harriet Staples, Ia
D Burns, Portland Helen Staples, Ia
GRAND HOTEL.
E Walsh Auburn Herman. Fresno
Filcher, Lake I Hall, Cal
Mrs X. Barrielow & c W McLenon & son.
F White Chicago L D Jones Cal
Pinkley. CIncin " McNulty Fresno
L NJ Washburn, Jose f W Clark. Cal
f McCrnles Denver Hall, Santa Rosa
32nSs Kent Tesn Jose Mrs DuRFs' ATfs5a Hsy1ard
] W Hughes, S Jose f Jacobs & W. Cal
j D Earl Chicago c J Cox, & fam.
F franco rance | Ang " swanton Cruz
F Bennett S Diego Miss Kingsley Ariz
Mrs G A Qunlan Tex J Harrington, Cal
Mrs H B Tooker, Utah Mrs NJ f Donovan. Cal
T A Quinlan, H and r Evert. Salinas
T Co " E Starr. Detroit
Miss D White, Ia T 7 Roberts & fam.
coma Decatur
A n Crow. Modesto II Boynton, Cal
Misses Crow Modesto Mrs c II Boynton, Cal
d l. Dunovan Ill Miss A c. Lick. Cal
l. T. Rowland, Dawson c Foster, Lowell
Mrs G w Otterson, A F Johns Chico
Seattle r Diller. Chico
J Pyle. Cal B L Wertheimer. Sac
L Merton, Cal Miss Griswold. J ose
DR. W 4 Moon, Cal II g Ferguson, Jose
L Swift, Fresno r. Preble, Cal
II W Sawyer, Wash Miss Mayberry, New
z G Langtry, Cal L H Butcher, Cal
Mr. Prust, Nevada A Warren Jr. Tenn
Mrs Pritz. Nashville Mrs J Wizinski.
Mrs T r Knight L Vsalia
Miss Knight. Ang Miss Wizfnski. Cal
Miss Lawson l. Ang Miss Cohn Susun
Mrs L r Colston. Ala Mrs ! II Heitman Sac
Mrs c A Marston. Mo Miss a Heitman. Sac
bile Miss NJ Heitman, Sac
Mrs Summerheld, New
NEW WESTERN HOTEL
Miss F A Shore, Eng j d Gray. Montreal
L J West & W. Cal J Decari. Montreal
c w McKe1yeef, Cal "A S Hamelin. Montreal
A Davis & W, Cal G Barton, New York
W Rodgers Iowa 20 w Hook Illinois
Miss E Hynes w Stason, Illinois
Brown & ". Mex W e Reavis. Seattle
O Graw. Seattle f Estrada, Sacramento
Lind, Salt Lake " Shaughnessy. Utah
G Green. Oakdale c Stuart. Arkansas
p Conlan, Marysville Mrs G l. Stuart, Mo
T G Albers, Cal Miss A Stuart Mo
W Sears, Omaha Miss L Stuart. Mo
A E Hansen, tP Gingham.
J O'Connor, Chicago T O'Hanlon, n
" Wise. Barbara Miss z Rice Omaha
L Williams. Needles Miss Kimmell Omaha
A Lacasse Montreal I Nilner Dakota
A Worm. Montreal Reed, San Jose
J a Belanger. Canada
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
FOR D. S. MAYNARD AND VALLEJO.

Steamer mon ticello.
MON. Tues. Wed. Thurs and Sat. at S:4S
a. m 3:15 $3.50 p. m. tex. Thurs. night: FRI
days l D. m and $3.50; Sundays. l0:30 a. m. s
D m Landing and office. Mission-street Dock.
Pier No. Telephone Main 1908.
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
LATE SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.
ARRIVED.

Monday, July 81.
Schr Ivy. Samuelson II days from Everett.
Stmr Ruth. Lundquist, so hours from San
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
BAY AND RIVER STEAMERS.
STOCKTON EXCURSIONS.

THE STEAMER H. ]. CORCORAN
VIII leave Wsshington-street wharf at g. m.
daily returning from Stockton at p. m
daily Saturday excepted. Regular steamers
leave Washington-street wharf at 2. m.
CALIFORNIA NAV. AND IMP co.
Talanhona Main Sn5
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
TOYO KISEN KAISHA.

q TEAMERS WILL LEAVE WHARF. COR
y ner First and Brannan streets. p. m, for
YOKOHAMA and HOEGKONG, calling az
Kobe tHioga). Nagasaki and Shanghai. and
connecting at Hongkong with steamers for
India etc. No cargo received on board on Day
ef sailing
AMERICA MARU......... Wednesday. July 2e
HONGKONCS MARU... Thursday. August II
NIPPON MARU.. Tuesday. September Il
Round-trip tickets at reduced rates. For
freight and passage apply at compaEy's office.
l21 Market st. corner First.
W. 3. CURTIS General Agent.
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
oonpAes1s eENERALE rRANsATLANT1oUE

COMPAGNIE GENERALE IKANSATLANTIVUh
DIRECT LINE TO HAVRE-PAR1S. /sc7n
Sailing every Saturday at 10 q m. &3EIN
from Pier A. North River, foot of
Marion St LA TOURAINE. August .; LA
CHAMPAGNE, August 12; LA BRETAG
August 10; LA NORMANDIE, August 20
IA TOIJRAINE, Sept 2. First-class to HaVre;
sS5 and upward per cent reduction on round
trip Second-class to Havre s45. 10 per cent re-
auction on round trip. GENERAL AGENCY
FOT UNITED STATES AND CANADA. 81
broadway Hudsor buiding). New York ). r
FJJGAZI & CO. Pacific Coast Agents Moh'-
eomery ave. San Francisco.
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01

AMERICAN LINE.
NEW YORK, SOUTHAMPTON, LONDON, PARIS.
Stopping at Cherbourg. westbound-
From New York Every Wednesday, 10 a m
New York...August 2iNew York. august q
St Louis.....August 8 st. Louis. August 50
St Paul. August 16
RED STAR LINE.
New York and Antwerp.
From New York Every Wednesday. Y noon
Adrfa............July 26 Kensington Aug. 1s
Southwark August 2 Noordland Aug. %
Westernland Aug. 3
EMPIRE LINE.
Seattle, ST. Michael, Dawson City.
For full information regarding freight and
passage apply to
INTERNATIONAL NAVIGATION COMPANY,
80 Montgomery st. any of its agencies.
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
ALAMEDA COUNTY NEWS.
fraternity Robbed.

battle over the property promises to be
even more interesting.
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01

"a. %, September 3, and every fifth day there.
after; change at Seattle to this company
eteerTers for Alaska and q. n. Ry.; at Ia
coma 70 N P BY; at Vancouver to c. P Ry
For Fureka CHumboldt Bay), p. m, August
. r. II. % q, September l. and every fifth
oay Eo. rhes santa Cruz. Monterey, San Simeon.
cayucos, Port Hartford San Luis t59sIsTs 06lspoS'
San PeSra East San Pedro (Los Angeles) and
Newport. 9 a. m. August 4, s, z, l6. 70; "A.
IS. September l, and every fourth aay there-
d For San Diego, stopping only at Port Har-
ford fSan Luis Obispo). Santa Barbara. Port
Los Angeles and Redondo (L>os Angeles) IL a
m, August 2 6. 10. IA. IS, %, 26, 30, September
z and every fourth day thereafter
For Ensenada Magdalena Bay, san Jose del
Cabo Mazatlan. Altata, La Paz. santa Rosalia
and GuayInas Mex. 10 a, m, 7th OF each
month. ,.. so1z
1.ba comnanv reserves the right to change
without previous notice steamers. sailing dates
and hours of sailing. .
TICKET OFFICE New montgomery
street fPalace HoteD.
10 Market St, San Francisco
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
OCEAN TRAVEL.
Pacific Coast Steamship Co.

Steamers leave Broadway
wharf, San Francisco:
For Alaskan ports. 10 a. m.
August 4, 9. IA, 10, "a, 2s, Sep
tember 3. change at Seattle.
For Victoria, Vancouver (B.
c., Port Townsend, Seattle.
Tacoma. Everett. Anacortes
and New Whatcom (Wash),
Atnnr1isf 4 o Ii 10
The San Francisco call., 1899-08-01
ALASKA COMMERCIAL co.
FOR ST. MICHAEL. GOLOVIN BAY, CAPE
NOME. DAWSON AND ALL POINTS
ON YUKON RIVER.
The New Steamer

BERTHA
VIII leave San Francisco about August I for
above points making prompt connections with
our river steamers on the Yukon River.
For freight. passage and further Information
apply to
ALASKA COMMERCIAL COMPANY,
$40 Sansome ST.. San Francisco. Cal.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
PARsNIP COMPLEXION.

1t does not require an expert to de-
tect the sufferer from kidney trouble
The hollow cheeks, the sunken eyes,
the dark, puffy circles under the eyes,
the sallow parsnip-colOred complexion
indicates it.
A physician would ask if you had
rheumatism, a dull pain or ache in the
back or over the hips, stomach trouble,
desire to urinate often, or burning or
scalding in passing it; if after passing
there is an unsatisfed feeling as if it
must be at once repeated, or if the
urine has a brick dust deposit or
strong Odor
When these symptoms are present.
no time should be lost in removing the
cause.
Delay may lead to gravel, catarrh Of
the bladder, Inflammation, causing
stoppage, and sometimes requiring the
drawing of the urine with instruments,
or may run into Bright's Disease, the
most dangerous stage of kidney trou-
BILE.
Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great
discovery of the eminent kidney and
bladder specialist is positive rem
edy for such diseases. It's reputation
is worldwide and it is so easy to get
at any drug store that no one need suf-
fer any length of time for want of it.
However, if you prefer to first test
it's wonderful merits, mention the Flor
ida Agriculturist and write to DR.. Kill
mer 4 Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle and book telling all
about it, both sent absolutely free by
mail.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
THEY WE'RE NEW.

Now, George, quit pulling my earl"
''Its my ear now, sweet! Going to
pull it all | pleased"
This is why the hard featured pas
senger with the iron grey chin beard,
who had been sitting in the seat be-
hind a young man in a new black
broadclOth suit and young woman
in a gray silk travelling dress, got up
hastily and went forward into the
smoking car.-Chicago Tribune
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
IN A BOOM MARKET.

The Lamb-The thing has gone
down until it isn't worth a cent on the
dollar And yet you told me it was
good investment.
The Wolf-And so still think. The
trouble is that we look at it from diff
ferent points of view, that's all.-OBS-
ton Transcript.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
A WAGER BETWEEN FRIENDS.

A WAGER BETWEEN FRIENDS.
She-You say he and another Chicago man
have wager as to which one will marry her?
He-No; as to the one who will marry her
first-Harlem Life.
NOTHING LIBERAL ABOUT 1T.
Wilkins-I understand you are giving your
son liberal education.
Hobbs-Liberal? Not bit of it. They don't
give anything away at the college where he is.
1 have to pay for every plaguy thing he gets
Boston Transcript.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
THE COOK LEFT.

after all, a mother-in-law is pretty good
thing to have sometimes
''What wonderful experience have you been
having lately?"
my wife afraid to discharge cook,
and she wouldn't go for me, so we sent for
BRIDES mother and turned her loose in the
kitchen. They smashed some of the furniture.
but the cooks gone. "-Chicago News
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
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The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
JOKES.
WONDERFUL BOY.

II want to tell you about that boy of mine.
said the man who was born in England.
"Oh, well, go ahead said they.
"He has been clear through his history OF
the United States and has never once said
anything about how his people licked us in
1872. I am careful reader of the papers, and
I will wager forty dollars that I am the only
Englsh-born American father whose boy has
not made that remark to him. indianapolis
Journal.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
POOR MAN.

Blimbers-I didn't sleep very we'll last night.
Lambert-What was the matter? Indiges-
ton?
Blimbers-No; my wife was catching up on
her correspondence and every time she wanted
to show off by writing a word of more than
one syllable she had to wake me up and find
out how to spell it.-Cleveland Leader.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
INSPIRING HOPE.

The Doctor-Bear up. 1 must tell you the
worst-you can't possibly recover.
The Client-That's pity, for if I'd lived a
bit longer 1 should have come into fortune
sa it is, 1 havnt penny to pay you with,
doctor.
The Doctor-Well, now, don't give up hope.
Well try to mend you. Well try.-Illustrated
Bits.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
SWELLED WILLS HEAD.

Penelope-Who broke this frame around
Wills picture?
Patrice-Oh, that occurred little while ago.
In an unguarded moment I kissed Wills pic
ture, and it swelled his head so that it broke
the frame.-Yonkers Statesman
NOT A GOOD CONDUCTOR.
Manager of Trolley Line-I think we can
taake you. What is your name?
Applicant-Glass.
M. T. L.-Good day, sir. You can never
be conductor.-Brook1yn Life
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
RATHER CLOSE.

"The stingiest man I ever knew was fellow
who in going up stairs always skipped step
in order to save his shoe leather"
THAT'S nothing! I once knew man who
was so stingy that he wouldn't trim his finger
nails except when he could borrow a jack
knife, because he didn't want to wear out his
own."-Chicago News.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29

Critic-I read it last week, and my criticism
was certainly not Detrimental.
Author-Why, 1 didn't any notice of it
in your column!
Critic-Certainly not We have *lways been
friends, and for that reason [ refraine1 from
printing my candid opnon of 1t.-Chicago
News.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
DELIGHTFULLY."- NOVEL.

Hell guess it was pretty we'll settled that
the new peoples we have been taking will not
be allowed full citizenship.
She-Oh, won't it be nice to think that there
are some people belonging to us who cannot
call themselves just as good as we are?-In-
dianopolis Journal
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
DEAFENING.

Flatte-I am in despair. Miss Longgreen re-
fuses to listen to my suit.
Sharpe-I should think she could hear it
without listening. That suit would make itself
heard in boiler shop.-New York Journal.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
SOME MONSTROSITIES.

"Madge says there are two kinds of men
she can't endure.
what are they?"
Young trying to act old, and old men
trying to act young. Puck.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
NOT MENTIONED.

Everybody seems to have been mentioned
for the Office except you, observed the
sympathizing friend.
eyes," replied the disappo,ntc politician
my name is Pant "
Then, of course" soothingly rejoined the
other, ''you might expect to be among The I'M
mentionables.''
And silence like poultce fell Chicago
Tribune
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
CLOSE TO THE FINANCES.

''What is your position on the open door
policy?' asked the diplomat.
''Well," answered Ii Hung Chang, 6 don't
know that it makes much difference to me SO
long as I can keep on the inside. ''-Washing-
ton Star.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29

TAXES.

TAXES
They say Jobson has inherited $1O,OJu."
''That must be a mistake"
''What makes you think sop
ST saw him less than an hour ago and he
was perfectly sober Richmond Dispatch.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
A DREADFUL ACCIDENT.

"A dreadful thing happened to the cut glass
bowl [ bought for Miss limp"
''Did somebody break t?''
''No; I lost the price mark off it.''-Chicago
Record.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
MODEST.

Solicitous Solicitor-"It appears, my friend,
that you have inherited twenty thousand
pounds. What immediate advance will you
have?
Happy Legatee with hestation)-Can have
half crown.-Judy.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
WASN'T GUILTY.

Inspector examining class)-Who signed the
Declaration?
No answer.
Inspector (sharply)-Who signed the De-
claration? Come, come; somebody tell me-
Still reply.
Small Boy in rear Cmagines that something
is wrong)-Please, sir, it wasn't me, sir.-New
York World.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
A CREDITABLE START.

''Do you think the United States will
be handsomely represented at Paris"
"Why not? Our commissioner gen
eral is very good looking. '--Chicago
Record
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
A HIDDEN MOTIVE.

He-Frau Muller is a very pleasant woman,
and how becoming she thought your simple
house dress!
She-Frau Muller is a most malicious per-
son! She only said that that you should
not get me new dress!-Hetere Welt.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
MAN AT A DISADVANTAGE.

She-You know it is a woman's privilege to
change her mind.
He-I know it is; but when man changes
his he has to pay damages.-Cincinnati En-
quirer.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-03-29
TRUE FRIENDSHIP.

Authoritarian you come to SEE my new
book, l hope you will not be too severe on me.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1899-05-14
CITY Lonveniences.

When in search Of small home
easily accessible, best of cistern
water. The lover of best fruits,
hardy flowers, etc, must remember
years are required to secure these
features in perfection. Money can
provide a home in a short time but
it cannot hurry nature. Places with
selected fruits, shade trees and
Towering shrubs all in their prime,
rarely ever come into the market.
Yet here is a chance with all the
above named attractions. 1t is
offered for sale by w. H. Rawlings,
Ardmore, |. T. 19-tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1899-05-14
Insane TO Washington.

a mission fraught with much
unpleasantness will be undertaken
tonight by Mr.. and Mrs. Herr,
MessrS. ). II. Wooten and Chas.
WOrtham. 1t is the care of the
two unfortunate, mentally unbal-
anced people, now confined in the
United States jail, and conveying
them to the government hospital
for the insane at Washington, d.
D. All arrangements have been
perfected for their admission TO
that place.
The patients are Mrs. Willie
EnlOe from the Provence neighbor-
hood and Francis Gunter from the
HealdtOn vicinity.