Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1899-03-09
OOOLEY
On "Cdusin Georges" Refusal to Ike
Preside entail Nomination.


On cousin "eorse''' Refusal to Ike
Presidential N"mlnation.
Oropvripbt tSoo b,, tbc ,1i,,,-, r,,,r,-i,
! Il wondh"r Will Dewey r-run f'r Pr 81
dnt?" said Mr. Hennessv "Ue,d n. tn,
or.soot candvdate dir,ou. nh.
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nc NC d ulfhtiNcrat or a Protestant OUT
I'd vote f'r him"
NO" said Mr. Doolcv "Nc cousin
c,ol,,., ,.,
'e'' 80 10 NO. c'l""Nuate' lie doh need
4 tn job, an why shud he take it? Can ye
imagine. Hinnissy. Cousin George set..n,
in tn lap iv Hinkv Dtnk r'r to get nm
mynation? Can We think iv him r-rtiri.tn,
around tn country smcllin' iv gasoline
smoke an maxim sreeches in BricE, "
ers' hall? Cud vet get Cousin George C,to
come out on tn ,toop iv his battlesbir 10
addhrcss a dillygatton iv tn SusDi,l,ler
Salesman, EXPANSION. Home Market an
Dewey club? How'd he look in n nha,o
graft with Il copy iv In Vermont Palla-
Jun in his hand an , n,tob.r iv his
Aunt Name on tn wall behind hin9
How'd he an mo fr!nd Matchew Ouav
get along together thryin' to UNFOLD n
honor iv tn naytional banIlin' sv,tarnq
How'd he keep himself Fright with me
cor-rner stone ~ tn raypuhlic. tn thrade
in beef in ;h' can? An how'd he hold m
German vote an lave 1t live?
NO. Cousin George is not a candvd,te.
pivvle a bit iv it. A lavnortber ind vim
up on tn roof iv a battleshiu illivatin' IN,
degraded phlippeens higher thin Glide
roy's kite an saws he: Admiral he
saws will We r-run f'r Prisidint9' he sa,-s
pr what saws Counsin C;eorre Pr
Prisidint iv the United States saws tn
raporther 4 see mesif, saws Cousin
George. uointiu' a long eln at m cbrr.b
1 see mesilf roin' home TO that happy
but excited country an cnlIonin' r.
dillvpates.' In. saws. 4 see mesiIf' he
SAYS. as he Shoots IL 13-inch she'll nt mr.
former allies 'tcllin' tn Navtional Assn
citation iv Manufacturers iv Imbamncd
Beef that they're presarytn' M thrlli-
tons iv WASHINGTON an Lincoln he s..cs
'Whin they can't presqrve COW meat "a
that it'll last through a hard wint.r, he
saws. Catch me singir' "They'se No
Place Like Home in BOSTON an no s.,s
..They'sc No Place Like Home Ia let
Away Firm in Na.hiu't9u.' ne saws nh
taeifio' s4ys he TN nn,v iootias / wv,
about =, t,ose ne saw. i oyy. H., r1esilr
10 paste sam small Int fiery ruffvans. ne
savs I'm money question win me Is.
VIII &c, m salary thar e,.s with m
new lob or won't r.? he save, I'm here
he saws. AN IN b.aucboIis niue skv iv
our h,,tnv rolonv il ,ver ,,a' no saws
AN IA rathor have mo fellow ci,iz@ns
that is TO he if they live as marks f'r me-
he saws thin ~ L, n mari; f'r min, an,
IN likes il him at home he saws saw
to tn GOOD neonle iv m United Stat,s'
no s.vs thar Tmdoine' VOL yvbar. ann,
he saws There boin' nawtbin' LEFT ON ~
sea. he says Il am nursooin' land oro.a-
lions ON mo own bool, he saws I'VE
iilst rrualIed "a cay'Ir,. ehnrro ne saws
an tomorrow ri have mo ships thr.in-
ed 10 climb threcs an ohrive ont sharp-
shooters he saws Pm m oritor iv III
Pasjg,' he Saw, am I'm maxim n speech
ivrv fve minvits an ivrv sneech a o.
cent bit win ~ colored vote he saws
I reconiza m honor We MS a ripresinta-
rive ravnorther nay, offered to me he
savs ,Ii,t bn sav4 ! nr.far, he say.
mat sor,a ,na alse SIND have r. he SAYS