New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-09-11
TIE TALK or TIE DAY.

Mrs Clara r. Wright. of San Francisco. started
'The Rampant city WhlrlpooW In the Kondike
last January and II has proved TO be great sue
cess. II Is issued once month. and sells at II
copy II Is not printed, but is typewriter by
Mrs Wright and her daughter, and il we'll filled
with good paying ads
II am not at all certain" said the father. that
NY daughter loves you sufficiently 10 warrant me IN
intrusting her to your keeping for HE
Wsh had rfp sS same ns yS%dps for obssrE
things that | have. "-Qhiladelphia North Amer
lean.
writer In an English magazine declares that
the real average Engshman is workngman
earning 81 a week. wearing no collar knowing
nothing Of tooth brushes and handkerchiefs' and
getting shaved only on Sundays. He does not buy
books and reads nothing but sporting papers.
Tramp Your dog jest bit piece Of flesh out of
Woman~Then shall send him to bed tonight
dogs such hot weather as this.-tJudge
I've seen some mighty queer things In my time"
SAYS an old yravedigger quoted by The Baltimore
Sun" 'Ive seen people-nlourners. I mean-catch
sight OF a name the card tied to some flower
piece and they have gone straight 10 work 10 tear
up the whole thing I'll tell you another thing I've
noticed When a woman comes along and makes
big fuss at her husbands funeral, and says.
Throw me in. | can't live without him" I know
that In a few weeks time I'll see her out here
leaning on some young fellows arm. It's never
failed It's happened every time But the people
women and men. too-who don't take on lot but
just keep still and sometimes don't shed a
tear that's the kind that grieves You don't
that kind marrying again so soon"
Servant-Please. maam. there is old man al
the door with wooden legs.
Mistress-Te him don't want any.-Gudy.
when he was in town the other day" says The
Ventura (CalD Signal Eek Senator White told this
story Lawyer Chapman. q Los Angeles Chap
man is good at land and title questions and he
was associated with White in a certain case. Chap
man said White. Is also great feeder. and loves
a good dinner. one day. Just before the big case
was up In court. Chapman ran against
good dinner and ate more than he ought The
next day he Was sick. and White took doctor
around 10 him. Chapman was grooming with
pain. and the doctor was puzzled At last the doc
noticed red spot on Chapman'- cheek bone.
and came to the conclusion that Chapman needed
a dentist. and told him You have an liberated
tooth That's what ais you Chapman quit
grooming long enough 10 turn to his wife and say:
Just hand me my plates OF the bureau so | can
which one Of those d teeth is achngr"
MI Jus,joned- What on earth are you trying
Mrs Justjoned ! was reading about cooking by
electricity 20 hung the chops on the electric bell
but IT doesn't seem 10 work -tBoston Traveller.
A Kansas lawyer notes the fact that good times
have resulted ia a large Increase In the number OF
divorces applied for In the district courts Whether
prosperity has increased the opportunities for
matrimonial dissatisfaction or simply enabled the
people 10 indulge themselves In a court luxury is a
question yet To be answered
1T seems To me- Martha. that II Is nothing but
reckless extravaganza putting that solid mahogany
furniture In the nursery"
80 T. isn't ANYTHING of the kind" protested his
wife tn" polish on that furniture IL altoge her
too new. haven't been able to make any one be-
heve that II was inherited from my great grand
mother II Will be all right after It's been In the
nursery few weeks."-(Detroit Free Press.