The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-05-14

tWashington time G p. m. ST. Paul..
Dairy Ttem-The season of the year is
here when-all milk is pasturized
The American restaurant and the Span
ish onion are getting acquainted again
George Golfer is not guilty. but he ought
not to be selected as an election judge
again.
Some of the legislatures are still in SEES
sion. And in a little while the people
will be in session.
The champion mean man has moved to
Chicago: He threw a live snake at his
wife the other afternoon.
The managers of the New York horse
show ought to be in a position to estab-
lish a stable government in Cuba.
The report that the baggage handlers
union had gone to smash is contradicted.
They will meet in Chicago on the 18th.
Maj. Cen Miles carefully refrains from
expressing an opinion of the beef COM
mission" However, one guess at it is
sufficient
This talk about buying house in
Washington for Dewey can be put off for
a time If the people elect the admiral
president next year.
The national Democratic platform will
contain antitrust plank. The Repub-
lican platform, it is promised, will offer
something just as good"
The Indian ts=g!ts$y strawberry crop
has been ruined by hail. The Texas
strawberry crop, however, is moving to-
ward st. Paul in platoons.
There are more things in heaven and
earth than are dreamed of by the man
who seeks his couch after eating Welsh
rarebit-but not much more.
Chicago now claims, on the basis of
directory estimate, that it has over 2OOO,-
O00- people. Chicago will have another
guess after the census man takes hold.
Mark Hanna admits that he is for
Quay" Mark Hanna is also very much
for Mckinley. Has the time gone by
when man is known by the company he
keeps?
Couldn't Mr.. Alger and the emperor of
China get themselves out of the rest CT
the worlds way by going on summer
tour together over the trans-Siberian
railway?
A copper mine, mill and a town site
have been located in Paradox valley.
Colorado, the past few days Isn't that
name liable to swamp the community at
any minute?
The Kansas State Fair association has
a vein of humor. 1t has offered Gen.
Funston and the Twentieth Kansas vol
unteers $1,000 to swim the Arkansas river
next fall during the fair.
Both Dewey and Funston state with
emphasis that they want no office Then
Democratic ticket next year made up
of Dewey and Funston would come pref
ty close to being an ideal political propo-
sition.
The American thrasher trust. with a
capital stock of 500 OOO, 900, is going to
spend $l0,O00,000 in locating a plant in the
vicinity of the Caspian sea, Russia 1t is
hoped this will have no bad effect upon
the disarmament proposition
The wheat and stock gambler will have
to get himself up little volume of rules
to show where he is at" The depart
ment of justice has decided that calls
are taxable, but that puts" are not.
If Mr.. Atkinson has been circulating
"seditious literature" why does not the
government proceed to prosecute the con-
gressmen who uttered the "sedition
which is complained of in the "seditious
literature circulated by Mr. Atkinson?
Both Hetty Green and Hetty Green
lawyer have their nerve" He asked
her to pay him $1,000 for services, and she
offered him 500. Now they have gone
into court over it and will doubtless
spend $4,000 in getting an adjudication.
Here is a whole regiment of Copper
heads for Gen" Roberts lamp posts
The First Nebraska regiment in Luzon
f5- finding fault with the administration
They have been worked so hard for three