The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-09-21
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snl hH b@Pa, replied ihs a'ss,
bsessler
Nee that The Esslah love Amsries.
HE tssiiss .ill perhaps spread 10 The
sfi.isa'ssr 81 osr oss eesslry.
90 Coua1 Emslise ksa her picture isk
% eth hlsssrs iof bsefsfcnni. That's
oil rsti laty'fs both vary re.sy.
Crowded cat 10 psts room Ter mere
iniefssiits matter, ftnuted The editor
- be .kessa ssiss plsis Of besn. aud
tsetlsa PIE.
Ia Nj. Horsins.s an ssreesbIs boar ju,
Mr.. ksspunf lie pays promptly. bsi
be nsvu tells me shsre he's going or
where bs's bssn.
I've soi hsipia made cot Of rus
e., IRON rsp.'s copper mine. That's
notlis'. Az ny psptr doiliss 10 ca, oct
Of mlnlns ftock
--sss Whist mskes yoa think he lovss
me 20 dsspss,slyf Simpler Oh, ihons
End thingsl lie slssys looks pleased,
fer Instance shen yen sisg and play.
-Ths, nan waited lsmonsds and 10
listed thai sausess the lemons 10 bis
presence. Did you do ~ Yes. snd
squssEsd some into bis eye
--InIuites Cbili- Psps, sby do PEG
pie cry st weiiinss' Papa (sbslrscted
III Most Of then have been married
themselves.
--Fin, ONCE Boy-Wus Jon .. de
ball game yisierdsyi Second 0aice Boy
Nope. I've worked the funeral racket
I'LL I've killed Of al the family aud |
sint got sny reissbups
Husband fa The opera See how
pale Mira Upvcli isi / never saw Der so
effected by tragedy before. Wife lsassc
iouslyl II isn't that; her back hair is com
Ing down.
Tho lrish orator, q. the poliicsl
meeting, said Oar contimp.ible oppon
ont will uiser be able 10 blacken our char
selen wid his miserable scarlet white .
wash.
Il asked you II could sue on that
claim, said ihs disappointed litissnt to
his lawyer, sud you said could. True,
admitted the lawyer, but didn't say you
could WIZ.
Ten yesrs ago, said the hollow eyed
man. sold you some books. You did,
replied the victim, struggling to restrain
himsels. Well. Tse come TO ask your for
siveness. I'm going to Join the church.
The Populist Il see you moressed
yonr farm last week The Uucertsin
Quantity That's Whist did. Well, when
you goiu' to line us' Not now. anyhow,
! ain't spen. the money yit.
Little Johnny-Mrs Tslkemdown
paid big compliment to me today. Moth
M-Did she reslly' Well. there's no de
nying thst woman bss sense. Nhst did
she ssyi Little Johnny she sid she
didn't see bow you esmc TO have such
nice little boy ss WAS
NO, Mn. Koicker, said the sxee, r
girl, ! can only be 9 sister 10 you: Well. :
then, he ssvssely replied, Is be heard .
subdued chuckle, as your brother, l shall =
slsim the privilege OF lying under the P
sois while you mske fools OF the other
fellows.
I'm afraid, said the editor that this S
language lisa little strong You call the
other faction pirates and cutihroats. ~
Tnst's just ~hst they srel spoke up the r
assistant know, ssii the editor; bnt /
ion't think It's diplomatic to say so 10 90 u
,rticIs entitled "A Pea for Harmony. n
Old Lady Whall You won't chop 8
title wood after getting such good
neslf You're poor excuse OF man. \
Pilgrim We'll, lady. q poor excuse dom, y
,iten work. does IN
Mics Gvendolen, said be, % they sat
,n The beach 10 The moonlight, will You ,
marry mel This IL so suddeni she cried. :"
Ny Lowell be asked. No, che replied
'our nerve
Mira Mlmms Mary. IL was l O'Clock
his morning when you got 10, l heard
'on. ny-weli, ms'sm, II l was you
"a take something to make me sleep
,siter. l took my shoes Of down 10 The
,itchen and didn't make no more noise u
hen . cal would. I've been hind Of
'orrisd about Jon for . good while.
The virtues OF 9 keen business msn al
re often negative rather than positive.
| 10 said ihsi gree, broker once told
IL son that only tso things we're neces
ny 10 make . great dnsncisr. And
'hs, are ttoss, pspa' the con ssksd. n,
honesty and ssssei,y. Bot wbst do you
opsider The msrh Of honesty to bes Al -
'sys keep your word. Add The ms,k OF :
Aaseityf Never to give your vordl
IA inmate Of Sex York tenement
oase recettly said 10 vomsa whose M
10 hes been devoted TO sood dseds:
sver had . chance 10 learn much. bat