The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-05-26

Prcvaricating is a fine art with some people.
1t amt what Is it worth, rather, what is its
prce?
Wisdom is the knowledge of other peoples
1t is much easier to be benevolent than it is
to be just.
Free thinkers are bad set to have in any
community.
Scme men 60 when duty calls-but in the
opposite direction.
What lawyer doesn't think he knows isn't
worth lying about.
Any man who wishes to butt his brains out
can find a stone wall.
A wise man enjoys the little he has while
fool is seeking for more.
1t is so much ensier to convince others than
it is to convince ones self.
There is glory in any little thing you do
simply from sense OF duty.
Too many cushions at the bottom may ac-
count for the room at the top.
Corn is the name Of boat recently launch
ed. 1t is evidently a toe-boat.
How do You expect to keep up with the
times if you are behind the age?
AS long as success is measured in dollars,
the busneas end will be dominant.
The Young man who is in it wishes himself
q I. a.,
| Financial embarrassment doesn't seem TO
embarrass some people very much.
| White cap-'sm must be suppressed it Judge
! Lynchs court has to be resorted to.
The wise man never loses his reputation by
attempting to answer fool questions.
The eggs of a bluebottle fly, il placed in the
sun will hatch in two or three hours.
Moles and poor physicians are easily traced
by the holes they leave in the ground.
IN some countries it keeps an unmarried
man busy to get living without work.
A woman who drinks in order to share her
husbands load, is wasting her sympathy.
When marriage brings a woman to the wash
tub she has , right to call it labor union.
This is called a free country, because every
Man has never been willing to permit the
economists to regard him merely as statistic.
The wise man who profits by his mistakes
invests his profits in some other line OF busl-
ness.
When man knows he has done wrong he
always gets in temper because his wife has
a chance.
Even the report of the embalmed beef conrt
of inquiry has left bad taste in the mouth
OF the country.
| man of short statue gives as reason
for his siun,ed growth that he was brought ny
/ ON condensed milk.
Some girls marry ten dollar man rather
than be called an old maid, and finally have
Miss on their tombstone.
The evil that men do lives alter them. Even
when an ameteur corneter dies he cannot take
A favorable judgment of fair and compe-
tent critic is of more value than applause OF
thousand partisans or relatives.
The German nation has increased in popua-
: ton annually during the past five years, five
% times as fast as the French people.
Boss Hanna is the largest stakeholder in
the trust that has been organized to control
the ship building on the Great lakes.
If You wish to economize cut down youI
"A meat bill You can do SO gracefully. Tel
your friends that you are vegetarian.
AT I.eith, Scotland, $4,000 eggs were sealed
in an apprehension four months aud only .
very small portion of them were found to b'
even slightly added.
= The commencement sermon Of the Univer
sty of Mississippi at Oxford will be preached
on Sunday, June IS BY Rev. Chas. r. Hemp
, hill, Of Louisville, XIV.
There were 30S colored commissioned oil
GERS aud 9,76l culored privates and non-com
missioned officers serving among the volun
teers during the Spanish war.
s. The Anglo.Russian, Of London, says tha
H. the classification Of Finland has been inaugn
cs rated in the orthodox fashion, viz BY begin
ming crusade against the Jews.
: A Kentucky farmer owns male which ha
in some unknown manner acquired the tobac
co chewing habit, aud it will not work un'es
it is regularly provided with its quid.
The life Of an editor. il, Serva is not de
ligh,ful one. Within two years one weekl
paper had sixteen editors. Fifteen Of the
to are in Jail for com nnenting upon governme'
affairs.
Nd There is one Methodist minister in the Ne
England Conference who is bold enough to sa
! ~ do mt believe We are commanded 10 go I'M
all the world and shoot the gospel into eve
creature"
81 A German firm has put what are called be
tablods on the market. A small tablet dro
ped into glass II water will turn II into be
~ as fresh A II Just drawn. So the days
miracles have not passed.
~ Al old bachelor printer says, "woman n
Ia born of wOman 10 small type and hard
ow ast; she Il 4 ling line and easy to pl; shs
:. mi hard 70 lcck Up, but il tAkss JI1nt d
II maks-rsady fdr her % make ! snpv'
Z. aicn.
\ TIE supplying n our soldiers xith had "
- was criminal, ~ eourss; bat shers = ssass!