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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-07-09

AS a proof that to an Irishman, at
least, there are different ways of look
ing at things, the Leadon Telegraph
offers an assortment of stories, begin
ming with this reply of peasant to
his priest: "Ah! Mick, Mick" said
his reverence, coming from the pub
lie house again?" "Of course, Father"
said Mick; sure can't always stay
there" An old countrywoman visiting
the dairy show at Dublin saw an incu-
bator for the first time. "Ah! then,
won't it be great aise to the hins en-
tirely," was her whimsical comment.
Another delightful matter-of-fact COM
ment on an uncommon and unusual
circumstance is contained in the fol-
lowing anecdote: pat, is this true
that l hear?" said a landlord to one of
his tenants whom he had accidentally
met. can what's that, yer honner?"
THAT you are going to marry again."
Faith, that's so, yer homer" But
few months!" exclaimed the landlord.
your first wife has only been dead a
Sure" said Pat, shes as dead now
as she liver will be, yer honner!" A
steward of an Irish estate was asked by
a visitor whether certain trees we're
old. well, sir, thin that planted
thin won't have the toothache any
longer" was the mysterious reply. A
horse dealer while examining a FESTIVE
animal at Ballinasloe fair had a mar
row escape from bad kick. Faith,
I'll have nothin' to do with that boyo,"
said he. Hes as handy with his hind
legs as pugilist."
During the Crimean war the supply
of tallow was limited, and, as a conse-
quence, candles went up in price. A
woman was charged halfpenny in
stead OF farthing for a tallow candle
at the village shop. Now, how is that,
Mr.. O'Brien?" she inquired Its due
to the war, ma am said the shopkeep-
er. Well" exclaimed the woman, Il
niver knew they fight by candlelight
before," A gentleman once said to
milkman, who admitted that he went
with his pail occasionally to the pump,
How do you know, Tom, when to stop
watering the milk" "Begorra, yer hon
ner, | go on waterin' until the custom
ers cry out agin it," was the candid re-
ply. A farmers wife bought a box of
matches in a shop in Limerick on her
weekly visit to the city. On the next
market day she returned the matches,
as they were damp. They're all right,
ma'am," said the shopkeeper. Look at
this, and he lit one of the matches by
rubbing it on the leg of one of his
trousers. "Arrah, get out with you"
cried the countrywoman. when I
want to light the fire must l come in
six miles from Ballyneety to strike a
is classic locality in Dublin known as
Pill Lane. The way to the Four Courts
from the northern part of the city lies
through it. AS a distinguished mem
Der of the Irish bar passed down the
line one DAY the following conversation
took place between fishwoman and a
man: Fax, if We had all the larnin'
that that gintleman has got undher his
hair We might consider yerself a wise
man. said the woman. ooh, then, I'd
sooner have the money he has in his
purse" replied the man. More fool
you. thin" said the woman: sure It's
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-07-09
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
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CHARLES d. rcCARTY.

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Inmates furnished on short notice.
An estimates guaranteed not 60 exceed
prices given. based on 20 years experience
In the building business.
mh26dc Room No. 10. Reilly Bldg.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22
IRISH AT FONTENOY.
eToR4 OF THE FAMOUS CHARGE OF
 DILLoN'8 BRIGADE.

Victory snatched From Defeat by
 the VaIOr of Erin's Proud ExiIes.
 English Hurled Back by Irish Bay
 onets-A Glorious Victory.
 l. might be supposed that the incl <'a ats of this famous battle have been icienty discussed and described to make them generally known, but the student of history, reading the Eng fish historians account, is surprised to find no mention of Irishmen being at Fontenoy at all. The French his torians, with a sentiment of national pride, wish to appropriate to their sol diers. as far as possible, the honor of one of their proudest victories.
 It is well, then, to establish the sim pie facts by reference to such authori- ties as are beyond suspicion. Tn April.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22
Animals That Never Drink.

There are in the world several kinds of animals that have never swallowed drop of water in all their lives. these include the llamas of Patagonia and certain gazelles of the far east. A par oQnet lived forty-two years in the Lon- don geological gardens without drink ing drop, and some naturalists think that hares take no liquid except the dew that sometimes forms on the grass they eat. A considerable number of reptiles -serpents, lizards and certain Datraehians-liye and prosper in places where there is no water at all. Finally there are, even in France, in the neigh borhood of the Lozere. herds of cows and goats which almost never drink, and they nevertheless produce the milk of which the famous Roquefort cheese is made
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22
E0 S0~LARB, s.es. & cen. mnxt
 q. '. PBTLPoT Gentr.t Az
 L"ng Range Firing.

NO one Who reads about the des- perate nAhting gong on in these long- range, qatck-nrng days could have laiied to be amazed al The small num- Ter oI resulting casualties. As mat Ter of fact, the fr.ag begins when the s9AbataAts are miles apart and ends Delore they can see the whites of each others eyes. There is no ~hand-to- hand business as of yore. What kilI- ing IS done is miscellaneous and acci- dental. This is nerticuli ly true with respect to the warfare now in progress m the Philippines. The fatalities among ouf troops mainly result from the fire of sharpshooters. who pick tnelr vietires of from the safe cover
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22
AnMara to Mothers.

Mothers of children affected wish cronp or 4 severe cold need not hesl- tate to administer Chamberlain < Cough Remedy. Il contains no opi- ate or narcotic in any form and may be given as confidently to the babe As to an adult. The great success that has attended it's use in the treatment of colds and croup has won for it the approval aud praise it has received throughout the Unit ed States and in many foreign lands. For sale by W. L. Dewoody S Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22
READ HIS EDITORIAL
From the Tlmeg. RIIIstiIle. Va.

from the Times, hlltSuile, ' a.
 I suffered with diarrhoea for a long time and thought l was past being cured. l had spent much time and money and suffered 50 much misery that l had almost decided to give up all hopes of recovery and await the result. but noticing the advertisement of Chamberlain Co., ic, Cholera. and niarrhoea Remedy and also some testimonials stating how some wonderful cures had been wrought by this remedy, l decided to try it. After taking 9 few doses l was entirely well of that trouble, and I wish to say further to my readers and fellow-sufferers that I am hale and hearty man today and feel as well as ever did in my life.- R. Moore. This remedy is for sale hy ". l.. Dewoody X Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22

one-fourth of the officers and one-third of the rank and file, but the immediate consequences 10 France were immense.
 When George II heard of the defeat of the English, he exclaimed:
 Cursed be the laws which deprived me of such subjects"
 Throughout France the IrisA brigade was honored in every way possible.
 When the news reached England, a spirit of animosity toward the Irish brigade for it's triumph at Fontenoy was eyineed By way of retaliation an act was passed that all Irish sol diers and officers that had been in the service of France since Oct. s. 1745. should be disabled from holding any real or personal property and that any s1,lt [
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22

Do We?-We do send you a hand ome Autograph of Admiral Dewey the fellow that sighted them. in Manila Bay, in ten coloLs. size 14x2 inches. By filling out coupon on page z and sending 10 cents with same to this office, you can get one for your parlor.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22

Dewey-A magnlticent ortraft size 14x21 inches, of the Hero of Manila Bay can be had hv filling out coupon found on page ' of this paper, and sending 10 cents with same to this office. It .s one of the most magnificent pieces If litho- graphing ever produced in 10 eolors. Send for it.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22

The great success ofGhambe1lain $ Colie, Cholera and Diarrhosa Reme- dy In the treatment of bowel com plaints has, made it standard over the greater part of the civilized world. Fl pr sale by ". L. Dewoody & Co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22

.osher Sausage and Weinerwurst received Tuesdayt and Fridays at-I. ]. Blooms $. Both phones D
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22

A We'll Known Virginia Editor Had AL most Given Up, but Was Brought Ba elk to Perfect Health by ChamberIain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22

Order your fish from l. J Bloom. Prompt attention given all orders Both phones. b
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22

Just received a fresh lot of Pratt's Food for chickens and stock of all kinds. Mccain Grocery Go,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22
News in Brief.

Now is the time to plant your fall garden. We have all kinds of fresh garden seed, from David Landreth X Sons. Mccain Grocery Co.,
 Agents
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22
Why They Don't.

All men seem to considsr themselves lords of creation, she laid. "You never hear of woman gding on that
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22

hERE BEE&A " Remedies. HSve cured DROH K many thouBand c&sea
 called b0peless. In ten days at least two thirds of all symptoms remov ed Testimonials and TEN DAY $ treatment free aR. E. H. GREEE'S S0Ns.e Box K. Atlanta. Gs.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22

WONDERFUL CURE OF DIARRHoEA
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1899-10-22

Bob Taylor's Lectures at A. J, Mitcbell's.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-08-31

The HERALD does not believe that the
opinion given out by one of the speakers
at the saw mill meeting last night-that
the enterprise then under consideration
in any wise contlicted with other pro-
jectcd enterprises for the advancement o
the city-obtains to any considerable OK
tent in Aberdeen. 1t believes that at
least 80 per cent. Of the people OF Aber-
deem are In Dad enough to welcome every
enterprise tending to increase the i'm
portance of the city. That a large ma
iority are sufficiently far sighted to see
more than Il manufacturing town in the
favorable location of Aberdeen, and that,
with Il few lonesome exceptions all are
wise enough to appreciate the folly oil
thinking thar any proposition Is advanc-
G by beittleng another enterprise.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-08-31
Aberdeen Herald.

Entered at the postoflice at Aberdeen, WASH,
as second class mail matter.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-08-31
Story Of q Slave.

To be bound hand and foot for years by
the chains OF disease is the worst form Of
slavery. George D. Williams, of Man
chester, Mich, tells how such a slave was
made free. He says: "My wife has
been 80 helpless for five years that she
could not turn over in bed alone. After
using two bottles OF Electric Bitters, SHE
is wonderfully improved and able to dc
her own work." This supreme remedy
for female diseases quickly cures nervous
ness, sleeplessncss, melancholy, head
ache, backache, fainting and dizzy spells
This miracle working medicine is God.
send to weak, sicky, run down people.
Every bottle guaranteed. Only so cents.
Sold by W. Il. Paine Il Co.. druggist.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-08-31

The fall term of the Aberdeen public
schools commences next Monday morn
ing. September l. All first grade pupils,
except those residing in East Aberdeen,
are requested to report at the Wishkah
street school building; all first grade
pupils residing in East Aberdeen and
second grade pupils residing south Oh
First street and in South Aberdeen Will
report at the East Aberdeen school. All
others will report at the High School
building.
BY order of the Board of Education.
w. A. CRANDELL, Clerk.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-08-31

The Washingtonian sticks to it that
the county has lost large sum OF money
through disobedience Of the law by Aud
itor Sells. The HERALD has shown the
utter absurdity OF the statement to the
satisfaction OF everyone but our worthy
contemporary, to whom We beg 10 sug-
gest that, if it has the information il
claims, it will be derelict to its chief duty
as newspaper if it fails to have the re-
calcitrant auditor prosecuted. And the
Washingtonian will be derelict.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-08-31
Official Paper for Chehalis County.

The Herald is the oldest paper on
Grays Harbor; is the official paper OF
Chehalis County, and has larger cir
llation than any other paper in the
county. Advertising contracts are
ased upon this claim of circulation,
and all money due on contracts execu-
ted under this statement, will be for
feited if the statement be not absolute
ly true,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1899-08-31
THURSDAY, AUGUST 81, 1899.
1T WORRIES THEM.

The powerful circular OF John J. Val
entne. which is printed on the first page
is not received kindly by the imperialis-
tic press. Some OF the criticisms on it
would be amusing did they not betray Il
lamentable departure from the safe an
chofage of self government established
by the fathers OF this nation at risk OF
their fortunes, lives and sacred honor.
The Seattle Post-Inteligencer says at
is a severe tax upon patience to calmly
comment upon such nonsene," and then
proceeds to demonstrate that its patience
was not equal to the strain and becomes
almost historical when it contcmpates
the awful calamity of permitting the
Filipinos to quietly kill a few OF each
other while organizing an independent
government instead OF allowing the tax
payers of this country to pay for having
them killed by the latest methods at
wholesale.
No nation has ever established a free
government without domestic trouble.
This country had its share in the begin
ming; every republic in Central and
South America has had and is having
trouble. Mexico, a. our very door, had
a revolution after each election for years,
yet this country did not interfere, on the
contrary it declined to permit Maximil.
liam to interfere. San Domingo is now
having popular killing bee, but we
don't hear any great cry in this country
that we should assimilate them therefor.
That the mixed races in the PHILIPPINES
should adopt republican form OF gov.
eminent without domestic difficulty is
not to be expected. 1t was not expected
Of Cuba, yet We are pledged to Cuban
independence, and the adoption OF the
resolution introduced by McEnery in
the United States senate, at the ratifica-
ton OF the Spanish peace treaty, would
have placed us in the same position as to
the PHILIPPINES that we occupy toward
Cuba, and have avoided the most stu
penduous blunder Of modern history.
1.-The American government is doing
far better than Aguinaldo would do in
the cause of true liberty for the brave
and devoted Fiipinos."
Says the P..I. in its hysterical COM
ment and, we may add, SO said the Or
gans of George III, to the colonies in
1716, and the statement was reiterated
by the peaceable inhabitants Of the
colonies, then called Tories. 1t will re-
quire no great stretch Of inauguration
to read the following extract from the
P.-I. article with the words English for
American troops and Washington for
Aguinaldo:
"Should the American troops be with
drawn, under the excuse OF leaving the
Filipinos to pursue their own sweet will
in the matter Of liberty, Aguinaldo would
set up dictatorship and proceed to levy
tribute upon all the inhabitants who
were pursuing peaceful avocations, in
order that he might raise funds with
which to pay his bodyguard Of armed
barbarians."
The circular referred to is commended
to the careful reading of all, pro or anti
imperialists.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1899-07-28
THE DANGERS VISION.

Among the speakers, on Monday, at
the 37th anniversary and pic mic of
the employees of the Charles M. Stieff
piano factory, was Senator George L.
Wellington, who pointed out clearly
the dangerous course upon which
President Mckiu!cy ana his advisers
have entered III their efforts at Colon
ial expansion. Mr.. Wellington said :
we must, however, guard against
one thing, and that is the outstretch
ing of our arm for empirel We should
not go against the principles laid
down by the forefathers of this coun-
try! Applause When the labor
ing classes Of this country some time
ago raised the cry of alarm with re-
gard TO their inability to compete
with Chinese workmen and demand
81 that such emigration should be re-
Stricted, this nation, realizing its peril,
broke IL treaty to make laws to pro-
tect the workingman. And now the
nation should be able to curb the
stretching of its arm after empire that
lies q, 1000 miles west of California, to
admit within its territory 10, 600, 900 Of
iONci GLASS
of labor than any that has ever sought
to descend on this shore. | hope the
Administration and people of this
country will call q halt aud give their
most careful consideration to the
perils herein involved.
leave foreign dominions alone.
Leave the Filipinos to govern them
selves according to the dictates of
their own minds aud consciences.
Il sincerely believe that if you
bring such emigrants into this coun.
try you will be bringing the greatest
danger to the laboring man that has
been brought within century and a
quarter!
1--WE are now engaged in a struggle
in the Philippines that, in my judg.
ment, can do the nation little good.
But | aiSo believe that the American
nation can still call halt and even
retreat if necessary for the interest of
its people" Great applause.
The next speaker was ex-Mayor
Latrobe. who, commenting on his pre-
decessor's speech, said: For my
own part, l do not want to annex tine
Filipinos any more than Senator
Wellington. think you all agree
with me that we have enough China,
men in this CITY alrealyn
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1899-07-28

Forty persons who were leaning
against wire railing at the Char
lottenburg cycle track, in Prussia, on
Monday, during a thunderstorm, were
struck by lightning. Three were
killed and 20 injured.
General Otis denies the charges OF
the press correspondents that lie
suppressed the news from Manila. All
the same a majority of people will
believe the newspaper meu.
Friends of General Lee want himsent
to the Philippines with Gen. Wheeler.
They think these two heroic gentle
men would be more than match for
the Filipinos.
Senator Gerard G. Brown, of York
county, Pa, was gored to death by a
bull, on Thursday night of last week :,
in a shed on his farm near Yorkana.
Admiral Dewey has accepted the
invitation to be the guest Of the city
of New York, and expects to arrivs
there about October 1.
Mrs. Catherine Dillon died at Bris-
toll, Pa, on Monday, aged 1OG years.
She was native of Ireland.
The transport Sheridan arrived at
Manila on Monday with reinforce
ments for Genar Otis.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1899-07-28

Secretary of the Hartford County Agri-
cultural end Mechanical Association,
and has recently been chosen Secretary
of the new society. He is we'll quail
fed for the position and will bring to
il habits of industrr ana faithful at
t.ntion to duty.
James NJ. Cain, for Judge of the
Orphans Court, is now serving his
fourth successive term i'll the same
position, having been first elected in
1888. PREY ious to that he served as
County Commissioner. Mr.. Cain is
one of the most popular Democrats in
the county. He is good farmer,
good citizen and II good neighbor, and
his character and conduct, in private
as vel! as in public life, are above
reproach. The Democrats Of the
county will honor themselves in hon
oring Judge Cain.
John McDoon, of the fifth district,
also for Judge of the Orphans Court,
is well-known to the people of the
county. having formerly been County
Commissioner. He is man of sterl-
ing qualitie, AID would fill q position
on the bench of the Orphans Court
with credit.
E. Carvil Tolley, the third candidate
for Judge of the Orphans Court, be-
longs to a family which took a promi,
nent part in Revolutionary affairs in
Han ford county. He has never before
been Il candidate for election to office,
but he is an intelligent man, possess
ing sound common sense, and he will
| doubtless be elected.
The nomination for County Survey
or usually goes begging, and this time
it had to seek the man and found him
in William II. Clark. of the third dis
trict. Mr.. Clark lives on his farm,
near Chestnut Hill. He is not only a
| good farmer but good surveyor as
well, and indeed a first -class man in
every way.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1899-07-28
BUSINESS NOTICES,

Eight cents a line for the first Insertion
and s cents a line for eacI, sasbseq"enti nser-
ti0n-seve,l trords to a line. No advertise
nsesst inserted unless prepaid.
~" Money to Loan on Mortgage, in sums
TO suit. seItimus Davis, Attorney, Aberdeen,
Md.
Hf7~F For sale -Sorrel tielding, : years, IGl
hands high, by Sea King, out of Lucy Scott
by Cuyler Will work in heavy harness and
is very fast. Apply to james Hurley, En-
morton, Md.
Rs~ For Sale aud Rent-Farms, Business
Stands, Town Lots. Money to loan. Il. A.
Whitaker, Attorney at Law Bel Air, Nd.
sn-s- Darbie's Lunch Rooms, No. Jog w.
baltimore St., opposite Sharp ST., Baltimore.
Oysters. Steaks, Chops, &c, &c. Tables re-
served for ladies. All street cars pass or will
transfer to the place. Glad to see my friends.
b. +. Darbie.
n.y. For Seryice--lmported Hackney
Stallion Cosmo and Trntting Stallion Brews-
ter. Chas. I. Burns Bel Air.
gzS"Lost.--Several weeks ago a Setter Dog,
black with white breast. Suitable reward if
returned to Charles z. Carver, Bel Air.
ES~ Wagons-Carri3ges- on b. G..
Rees, Aberdeen or Calvary, to get the best in
the market. Any kind Of wagon built to order.
satisfaction Observation-Disclosures
best wheels.
DS-MilE wagons on hand all the time this
winter. No disappointment. The best for
the money. Enterprise C'g'e Co., Bel Air,
Md. 9dectf
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1899-07-28
Religious Service.

Rev. S. b. Tredway will preach in Providence
Church, on Sabbath next, ut 10 80 a. NJ. and
at Union Chapel at $50 =. N.
Rev. Z. NJ. Compile will preach in Bel Air
Church on Sabbath next at IL A. NJ. and at &
Z. NJ. and at Mt. Carmel at 30 P. NJ. The
public cordially invited.
Rev. 5. Beattie Wylie. of the First Presley
terrain Church, New Castle, Del, who with his
vile, will preach next Sunday IN the Deer
Creek Harmony Presbyterian Church.
Services on Sunday. July Both, East Hartford
NJ. f. Characterization preaching at 1880
A. M, by hev. d. Knight. Calvar,, Woods
Meeting at 3 and p. N. Preachers, kevs. w .
s. Edwards, d. D., and L H. Lamar
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1899-07-28
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

THIS is TO GIVE NOTICE-That the sub
Il scriber has obtained from the Register of
Wills of Hartford county, Md, Letters Tesla
mentary on the estate or
RIDGEWAY TONKINS SPERING,
late of Hartford county, deceased. All persons
having claims against said deceased are hereby
notified to exhibit the same with the legal
vouchers thereof,
On or Before the 3O.h day OF June, 1900,
or they may otherwise by law be excluded
from all benefits of said estate. All persons
indebted to said estate are requested to make
immediate payment.
Given under my hand and seal this Goth day
of June, 1889. -
SALLIE E. SPERING,
EXecutriX.