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The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1899-08-27

Kansas tlly Times
Some sort of an excuse had to be made for
sending GO, 900 men to the Philippines after
Otis had said there were only few small
rowing bands of rebels left. and now the ex-
cuse is made. it is the moral eifeet' such a
large army will have upon the rowing bands
and other inhabitants that the president IS
working for. II IS interesting to note. too
how the moral effect is to be dosed out 1t
Is estimated that 1900 soldiers Ia the Geld
will be able 10 chase the rowing bands from
town to town until they have no more towns
10 be chased out Of Meanwhile the remaining
40. 900 troops will follow the chasing divisions
and garrison the towns and elites rs fast as
the rebels yacate them, II Is these 10000 men
divided up into squads and sarrisonlns ths
fifty or more principal trade centers OF Luzoai
that are to create the moral effect II would
seem that Aguinaldo has not been consulted
by the Washington government, but II VIII not
matter much what he thinks or does II tne
., 900 600 inhabitants OF Luzon throw up tn'
sponge when they are confronted BY ths
moral effect
| But there are 400 other Islands that have q
be dosed with the same moral effect ane
! the people OF three OF the more important
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come obsolete. dominated by the antlthesls
OF the principles, mental cfaos cAaI "tl''lnV
the utterances OF the brightest minus, hnS
sophisms which II were wasted energy 70 ,vsn
fills the avenues of educaiioh-lho
room and the press m
AS an Industrious dissemination OF sueh va
carries. s. w. Blodgett of Houston Is lal'
sample, and in the Dallas News OF the In I'll
under the caption General Wheeler aud i,lS
Critics. he eyinces neither incEnhuon OF ~ u
sire for honest and rational discussion, po
tween his lavish praise Of General Whse ~
as courageous and patriotic oinner ~ - =.
abuse of modern democracy Bryhnizeu'
whatever that means. MI. Biongett ~ a.
sensible to great principle as ne 70 w
truth when he quotes Mr.. BRYAN. as SAYING
,AIl democrats look alike TO me- 1t u sig
nihcant after the Belmont bahauet eplsO n,
when the attempt was maze 20 max w
BRYAN sccede TO this proposition. that ar
Blodaett sneers at what he eontends no" a,
Blodgett is wilfully misrepresenting MI.
Bryan or else he is lnexcussbly neSi gem III
rushing into print without facts, Whst MI,
Bryan did say on the occasion OF nie Nint"so
speech was that "All Chicago platform demo-
Gratis look alike to me-" and US eoneeiy,an i.,
the absence of the words he chooses 70 rev.
out but from his knowledge of the fact tna'
they were there. establishing as ne wen KNEW
the consistency OF Mr.. Bryan, when he ann
other gold men have thus far engaged III
frutless effort to break down With all que
respect for the honest opinion OF TIE goin
men everywhere. l would Ike TO ask what
lis TO be gained by such perver5on OF t4fts'
Can not the truth stand the light of Iea'
SOM is II upon deception that the gold men
writer Is an investigator for truth. but ne
distrusts a cause the very moment It's adyn
Gates resort TO deception for its propag ton
SO far from discussion OF a principle IL
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the case OF Mr.. Wheeler. whom MI BOD
gett seems 10 worship with as Iittle reason
as be applies to any part OF his discussion;
stripped OF the personality OF Mr.. Baiiey hnu
General Wheeler himself the only question
at Issue is what the constitution decides on
the holding OF two Federal oihces by one
men, "A general grown gray In the service
of his country: a brave and dashlng cavalry
officer" etc.. has nothing TO do win H. ana
is entitled TO no more consideration tnan
any other man and am astonished at men
so exact ON "intrinsic value IN money Deing
80 loose In constitutional construction. Tnht
General Wheeler was elected 10 seat IN
the house of representatives, by the people OF
his district doesn't set aside the oons,ru'ip IN
OF the United states. That man py
deeds of yalor ingratiates himself INTO tne a.
fections of mis- people and then usurps thr
right tc Fold two Federal pos.l.on5, Iorsooth
because Of this affection they viii not dare 70
object, doesn't exhibit the highest traits o.
human character nor Is his wisdom and
Judgment TO be commended. When. as MS
higher ideal In this advanced age of Carts
ltianity he sees no noblcr desire than that no
may fall on the field OF battle his very laa,
enorts being spent y, putting to the swor orc
advanced thus far fanatieism is not far In
the future, and those who Gao no longer Jun.
llify our course now by reason are aircaoy
shouting destiny" the last resort OF imp'r'
aiist politicians. . 80.
whole OF Mr. B,odgett's article, have been
unable 10 discover H. II there Is single
ehort 10 show errine humanity wherein II
has erred, ] have not found IT, a sSreastle
tone, cynical sneer. peryaies the whole oi
his article Is this the .spirl. Of ar ia'es'i,
gator the inspiration OF q teachef. or is u
the despair OF Politician
| | can ioin With Mr. Blodgstt In askin
God TO save this country from the cringint
devices OF rot house politicians. but ! draw
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bloom it requires in the hot summer
months six weeks to grow and mature the
cotton bolls; in the fall months 1t requires
eight weeks time to mature the bolls, but
in cloudy, cool raining weather the bolls
may be full grown, but VII not open and
usually rot on the stalk.
Nell a. CO. Will doubtless again resort to
their care-crow top crop.
This top crop is favorite unknown
quantity, and used to initiate crop reports.
All these fabricators use the same words
III there are good rains; II the weather
is warm; is frost doesn't come carly"
etc TO this ] can with better grounds,
say: The cotton crop damages have only
begun; the fall storms are to come; the
hard. excessive beating rains after the
drouth; a predicted early. killing. frost,
are all likely probabilities. Why not ex-
pect another early frost like that Of the
year 1S41, when there was heavy white.
killing frost on the morning of the 18th
of October all over this State and extend
ing down 10 the immediate coast region.
I'hos. b. Howard.
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the COTTON CROP.

'1oeed Planter Discusses
The situation.
s4ar Of The Post.
ieSas, August 26.--The erro-
i*ls by Mr.. Neil, assisted by the
"''on exchange, intending to
|a,Ne OF cotton and add further
'a'sers OF the staple. should
ue facts and presentations OF
sting conditions of the money
Southern States.
o the views they maintain
y''oh crop must as an assured
Nser one than the preceding,
ignore the past years ex-
ven as the uncertainty oil
~ In connection with this
i = me final crop OF two years;
sslng Texas first large crop
Aii.n the next years crop
EeovVo bales, showing de-
~vv bales under the crop OF
seIr Having been a plant
a.. nrazos river valley for q
years consider my ex-
.nables me to form correct
70 the cotton crop and Its
a., surrounding conditions al
kis,,s arying stages to the max Z
mag Of the crop.
lkS crop OF Texas I will say
nIazos river overflow which
M June ~ last. the condi-
ana gaye the promise,
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wind Imperlall.m pemand..
Omaha World Herald.

The American people. rich and productive,
might sustain the burden OF militarism. the
expense of colonial system and the loss OF
life and treasure which they incur But Amer
lean institutions can not long endure whea
the principles and doctrines ;shich alone justi-
fly their existence are repudiated. scoifed mt
and denied by the people who themselves i've
under those institutions.
The World Herald does not believe that the
world is retrogreaslng, II Is therefore salts
fed that the time will never come when the
Declaration OF Independence will be held 10
be obsolete. No dream OF ayarlce, no desire
for kingIy power, can ever denose Ii from It's
abiding place In the hearts Of this great de-
moeracy' NO party, can ever be powerful
ported by tremendous influence, TO safely scott
at or ignore its teachiugs- Yet this imperiat-
Ism demands.
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the line on that part OF the supplicatIon that
agks for more General Wheolers. Let US try
and discourage this boodtbirsty disposition
and enthrone the man OF pence. and make tnc
great white Republic white indeed. that the
republics of the south who have become.
such BY the benehoent influence of our ex-
ample, NAV no longer huddle together In
tempted BY the vanity OF Imperialism 20 en-
ter upon a career OF conquest.
g. E. obenchain.
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To The Editor OF Tue Posi-.
Greenyille. Texas. August 2S.-There is no
telling into what port ship without
rudder may land. structure may look grand
and imposing, but only after the crash Will
the weakness of the foundation be apparent.
SO with the writer or speaker who writes Of
talks in defiance Ct reason. whose premises
are founded in sentiment and not In facts. and
who forgets 0f he ever knew that cause and
effect as a universal law and will never be-
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ones are building forts and Notifications and
otherwise preparing TO take up the business
where Luzon leaves of The expense TO tho
taxpayers of the United States for maintaining
the moral effect in Luzon alone viii be oyer
NO0o.o00 month, not counting the cost Of
maintaining the 1900 soldiers in the field to
scatter the rowing bands.
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The rats had a PARTY down In the swamp
Under the greenwood tree
And he danced with Maria Mariel
He escorted her home by the ltght Of ehe
moon; &
He knew how II would be
Her mother gave hip sugar mouss
' Mary Van Derbussh
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Wash Goods.

Us pieces of Light Colored Outing in
Checks, Stripes, ETC., worth usually
SIC, clean sweep sale price, 5n
per Yard. ................ ~
IFS pieces 3e-inch Shifting and Wrapper
Percales, worth i2tc and 15c; Zephyr
Ginghams, worth up to 25c; Madras
and Bookfold Cheviots selling at 124c
and 15c, clean sweep sale price, a.
choice per yard ........... ~
zoe to CSC qualities Fancy Figured Piques
and Wells in dainty small designs and
striped, to make clean sweep 15o
of the lot, choice per yard 'OC
45c to ooc qualities Imported Satin Strip
ed Zephyrs and Madras, also Mercer
lied Bookfold Madras, selling up to
CSC, to make clean sweep jEo
of the lot, choice per yard -. iOC
so pieces Fancy Figured Dimities and
Lawns, that sold regularly at SIC, in
newest designs and colorings, Eo
clean sweep sale price, per yard ~
Is pieces Fancy Figured Striped and
Plaid Organizes, Lawns and Dimitles,
that usually sold at SC, zoe and 25c,
clean sweep sale price, a.
per yard. ....... ............ W
Mousseline Satin Rave, one of the most
popular of washable Organizes, sold
regularly .ss,,l 1';,,s at As As, ,,-,.. 15c
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' ;s.s, q Silks.

s sweep Of silks.
|Erire lot consisting of about IS pieces
Fancy Figured and Brocaded Satin
Dchesse and Taffeta Silks in staple
and fancy colors, selling at SIPS, $50
and i.75, 10 make clean EQo
sweep Of the lot, per yard -. 00I
| Entire lot Fancy Taffeta Silks, consisting
d Phids and Blacks, Checks and
stripes in newest effects and colorings,
none selling for less than SIPS Others
I'D 10 s225, TO make clean TX
sweep Of the lot, choice per yd 10
|ABhigher grades Novelty Colored Silks,
tunsisling of Tinsel and Persian Fac
iona, Imperial Brocades, ETC., that sold
rs2.25 to 5.25 per yard, to make a
dean sweep of the lot, Or
dloce per yard =. ........ W.
III and CSC qualities Black China and
Taiftta Silks, clean sweep TO-
SALE price. -. ~
d and Sc qualities Black China and
I I,ast ASK silss a, rric. SOC
|N TO CSC qualities Black China and
Tafeta Silks, EOo
dean sweep sale price -. W.
|Iand $50 qualities Plain Black Peau
eSoie and Satin DucheSse, EQo
dean sweep sale price ~
Kand sioo qualities Plain Black Peau
d Sole and Satin Duchesse, zE,
Aan sweep safe price =. -. INI
Itl5 and l.35 qualities Plain Black Peau
aSoie and Satin Duchesse, 90,
dan sweep sale price >. OVC
|aN and 100 qualities Plain Black Peau
kSoie ami Satin Duchesse, 4 TX
dan sweep sale price. -, -. iIO
aSto 100 qualities Plain Black Peau
eSoie and Satin Duchesse, 4 OK
Can sweep sale price. ...... I'OO
MIC We offer our entire assortment of
aydQerc afietaS ana Satin DucheSSe,
p'sn Stripes, eros de Eondres, Bro
ais and Fancy Figured Tatfetas and
Sn DucheSse, selling up to st.o5,
0tan sweep sale price, TX
Nyard ... nc
taa pecial-Remnants and odd lots of
ram and Changeable Taffeta Silks,
NINA Silks, Checked and Striped Taft
Ha Sallns, etc, none of them worth
KS Than SOC, others selling as high as
aia', to make clean sweep o.,
Inc lot, per yard. ....... ZOC
A Clean Sweep Of
lack Dress Goods.
"a Black Henriettas, Serges, Brillian-
aS and AlbatroSS, selling at CSC and
y clean sweep 10.
nlt price. NC
y q Black lenriettas, Serges, Batistes,
n AZ and Brilliantines, selling at
y, 5Srto ooc, On.
van sweep sale price, per yard O0C
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Plain Black Serges, Henriettas, Brllian-
tines, Albatross and Batistes, selling at
75c to o5c, EOo
clean sweep sak price, per yard 00C
Priestly's famous Plain Black Dress
Goods, consisting of All wool and Silk
Warped TaniSe, Challies, Clairette,
Flurentine and Henriettas, selling up
to $3.50, QOo
clean sweep sale price,. OVC
AT i5c we offer choice of about 10 pieces
Black Brocaded, Brillantne and JAG
guard, 3S inches wide, selling at zoe,
CSC to CSC, clean sweep 1Eo
sale price, per yard. ........ '0C
AT 45c we offer choice of the remainder
of our Novelty Brocaded Black Bril-
liantine, jacquard and Grenadine, SELL
ing at Coo, 75c to Sc, IEo
clean sweep sale price, per yard TO
AT Csc we offer choice of the remainder
of our Brocaded Satin Damasse, JAG
guard and Brilliantine, selling up to
SIPS, clean sweep sale price, hEo
per yard ........ .......... wv
Clean Sweep Sale of
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Clean Sweep Sale Of
White Goods.

Is pieces White Checked and Striped
Nainsook and Dimities, selling regu-
larly at ioc and l24c, II
clean sweep sale price ...... u
125 pieces White Checked and Striped
Nainsook and Dimities, selling regu-
larly at i5c and 1Sc, TO-
clean sweep sale price ....... 1<C
SC pieces White Checked and Striped
Dimities and Nainsook, selling regu-
arly al zoe and 2sc, tx
clean sweep sale price. ....... ~
White PiqueS, Welts and Marseiles,
choice OF our entire line selling at 15c
and tSc, to close out, I'M
per yard w.
White Piques and Welts in narrow and
wide corded, choice of our entire line
selling at zoe and &c, 1Fo
to close out, per ward ........ 100
White Piques and Wells in narrow, wide
and fancy corded, choice of our entire
line selling at soc and CSC, OHo
10 close out, per yard. ....... %OC
White Piques and Welts in narrow, wide
and novelty corded Plaid, ETC., choice
of our entire assortment selling at 4oc,
45c and SOC, Or
to close oct, per yard. ...... ZOC
20 per cent. reduction during this
clean sweep sale on White India and
Persian Lawns, Imported Organizes,
SwisSes and Swiss MullS, French Cam
brio, Linen Lawns, MaSalia, NainSookS,
Long Cloth, Fancy Lace and Satin Strip
ed Lawns, etc, etc.
Clean Sweep Sale of
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Ladies' Wrappers.

We have included In this sale our en-
tire line of Spring and Fal, Wrappers;
sizes are broken, therefore call early
and secure your size.
soc Wrappers, to close out, each. $50
75c Wrappers, TO close out, each... .49c
csc and $500 Wrappers,
to close out, each. .......-.....59c
1925 Wrappers, to close out, each. .69c
$3.50 and AS Wrappers,
to close out, each. ..-..........S9c
Si.o5 and 2.25 Wrappers,
TO close out, each..... ..I00
$3.50 to 3.75 Wrappers,
TO close out, each. .............L50
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Ready o-Wear
Garments.

Ladies White Duck and Plque Skirts,
made extra full of best quality mater
ial, selling at Si.25, IQc
to close out, EACH. 70c
Ladies' White Pique and Linen Crash
Skirts, selling regularly at $3.50, made
extra full, and of excellent 7Eo
material, to close out, EACH. ~ ~
Ladies' White Pique and Fancy Linen
Crash Skirts, our very best grades,
2.75, to close out, choice each |.Zo
AT CSC we offer choice of Ladies Black
or CoFored Novelty Brocaded Brillian-
tine Skirts, lined with best quality
Taffeta lining, velveteen bound, regu-
lar selling price $3.50, QQo
clean sweep sale price 80. wv
At Sl.45 we offer choice of Ladies' Plain
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Silk Waists.

o1TK w dISIS.
Ladies' Solid Colored China Silk Waists,
handsomely corded front, regular SELL
ing price s3.o5, clean sweep I OK
sale price, choice each. ..... f'OO
Ladies' Colored China Silk Waists, hand
somely tucked front and back, selling
at S4.o5 to $50, clean . ED
sweep sale price, each 49,. O.OO
Ladies' Colored or Black Silk Waists,
this includes our entire line of highest
grades in fancy plaidS, stripes and solid
colored, all handsomely tucked or
corded front and back, selling up to
so.75, to make clean sweep X IN
of the lot, your choice for. S.OO
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Clean Sweep Sale of
Infants and Chill
dren'S Dresses

neatly tucked and trimmed with Em-
broidery or Valcucicnues Lace, Edglng
and Inserting, all included In this sale.
Choice of any Child's Garment, selling
CSC and 4Oc, o.
clean sweep sale price. -. -. <ZC
Choice of any Child's Garment, selling
SOC and 6oc, Ok
clean sweep sale price,. $500. W.
Choice of any Child's Garment, selling
75c and S5c, no.
clean sweep sale price,. $3.50. T0C
Choice of any Child's Garment, selling
csc and Sl.oo, 60,
clean sweep sale price,. 80. W.
Choice of any Child's Garment, selling
Si.25 and Si.35, OK
clean sweep sale price 80. 80. oOC
Choice of any Chld's Garment, selling
$3.50 and Si.o5, OK,
clean sweep sale price. ....... OOC
Choice of any Child's Garment, selling
at St.75 and $500, I OK
clean sweep sale price. i'ZO
Clean Sweep Sale Of
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Choice of our entire line to close out,
AT HALF OF REGULAR PRICE.
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rs sale which will give you choice of many fine and
81 the same time you much money by the low prize
cal feature of closing every Odd Garment every Bro
W Short Length of Dress Goods Silks Wash Goods Whit
81 etc. all the odds that remain of Sprin
u this GRAND CLEAN SWEEP SALE going at RIDICUI
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-06-21
REALISTIC.

HNriend-YOur war drama seems Ito
be all right so far ais it goes, but when
it's put ON the stage the whole WON t
be fifteen minutes long. You said it
would consist of five aets, but here
you have the whole thing concluded
in the first act
Playwright yes, that's merely
the hghtng part of it. It's not quite
finished yet. The other four acts will
consist of the war investigh tion.-
World.
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THAT'S THE TRICK.

"Whht's the matter, old man ?"
oh, I've just had "a quarrel with my
wife"
We'll, forget and forgive
Il can never forgive her. You see, l
was in the wrong"
Then, in that case, demand AN apol
ogy.'-Harlem Life.
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WITH THE JOKER.
EVIDENCE.

'Was THAT man ever a farmerY' in
uuired Mrs. Corn1oSsel
No. answered her husband very
positively.
But he's always talkin' about the
delights of Eivin' in the country"
That's what shows he never was a
farmer
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R,EFUTEiD.

"Sure, Mrs. Mulcahey, they do be
a sayin', ma'am, thot ye're a two-fac-
ed woman"
"Fwhatas thot? Shure, I'll have We
arrested if We say thing like thot
forninst mel" s1s $50
"Naiuh, Mrs Mulcaihey, ma'am,
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didn't say it at all! Why, stood up
for We! l said it wasn't so, bekaSe if
We did have two faces, ye'd wear tn
other one mighty quick.-New York
Herald.
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THE SOFT ANSWER.

DO you think She would have mar
rIed him if he hadn't been Wealthy?'
Well you know, he unders TODD that
if he hadn't been wealthy he couldn't
have supported her. "-Philhdelphi
North American.
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NOT ON THE MENU.

Oldboi-Well, cant you find what
you want ON the bill?
ShoTtleigh-NO.
Oldboi-Indeed! What do you
want?
Shon"tleigh- Money enough to- pay
for what | order.
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IDENTIFIED.

80 you discovered that female bur
glar in your house,
by's rubber doll, and thought it was
mouse"
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CORRECT.

MLamma-Bessie, how many sisters
has your schOOlmate?
BeLSSie-He has one, mamma. He
tried to fool me by saying that he had
two half sisters, but he didn't know
THAT I've studied arithmetic
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GAVE HIMSELF AWAY.

Employer-Was there many people
at your grandmother funeral yester-
day?
Clerk-Yes indeed. Every seat in
the grands tand was occupied.
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A LAKESIDE HINT.

They were just starting for "a stroll.
(which way Shall we go?'' he asked.
"Oh, we might walk down toward
the parsonage, don't you think?'' she
answered. Chicago Post.
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NOT SURPRISED.

The liverwurst dealer won his suit
against the blutWurst peddler."
Il expected that one of them would
be worsted.''- cleveland Plain Dealer.
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FAC-SIMILE.

''Dollie Footlites is going to present
"a doll to- the charity bazaar that will
be ian exact fmi tatiOn of herself
''ShWdust and l?"-Indianhpolis
journal.
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POPULAR ERROR CORR ECTED.
UpgrhrdsOn-I had IA cousin Slade
on one of Dewey's gunboats in the sea
fight tat Manila.
Atom-Why, | thought nobody Was
even seriously hurt in thalt action!-
Chicago Tribune
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BUSY.

II asked her if she Thought she
could learn to love me.
She said she ouldn't-because she
was already studying Spanish and
learning to SWIM
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WILL TT COME TO THIS?

Mrs. Ballot-But what qualifications
has she for the office?
Mrs. Wtlrd-Why, she's "a self made
WOman.-Ch Chicago News.
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IN THE FLAT.

"Whlata lovely tone your piano has"
"1hen You can hear it through the
WALTZ"
NO."-Cleveland IPlaindealer.
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A SMART DOG.

Yeast-Is that dog of yours smart?
CrimsOnbeak- he smart? Why,
my friend, you couldn't lose your collar
button where he wouldn't find It'll
YOnke1 Statesman.
The Florida agriculturist. [volume] (DeLand, Fla.) 1878-1911, 1899-06-21
NOT HIS LANDLADY.

Il feed fts if l could trust YOU"
Il wish you kept our boarding
house,