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Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30
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W. V. Futrelle. 2I5 south First street
has the agency for the Burke Automatic
Steam Washer. This machine Ia cheap
imple and automatic. II cleans the
clothes thoroughly without wearing OF
tearing them. No work except the rims
ing. Anyone wanting to give this ma
chine a trial leave your order and an
agent will call and show you how II
works.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30
UuokIon,s Arntca saive,

The best salve In the world for Cuts,
Bruises. Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
5ores. letter, Cbapped Hands, Chilblsins.
Corns and all Skin Eruptions, and posi-
lively cures Piles, or no pay required.
II Is guaranteed TO give perfect aatisfac-
ton or money refunded. Price % cents
per box. For sale by j. II. O'Rielly Il
Co. Drupgiats.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30

While II Ia true that we don't intend
to carry any more winter goods, II low
prices will move them, because we need
room for u spring stock, we have an
other important reason, and that IL we
need money wherewith to buy spring
goods and VIZ are willing TO cut profits
wal down to get rid OF all winter goods.
simon Stern, the Railroad emu cloth
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30

SENATOR BuRsuM has not been offered
and he has not declined the position Of
superintendent Of the territorial peni-
Tertiary.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30
IL snxer tho OhiIdren

Chsmberlain'a Cough Remedy has saved
the liyes OF thousands OF croupy children,
1t is also without an equal for colds and
WhOOping cough.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30

A BILL has been introduced in the
legislature. lowering the legal rate Of
interest from IL to 9 per cent. The bill
should be passed without debate.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30

SENATOR FINloAL Is one OF the most
careful representatives Of the people at
santa Fe. He is at all times in favor Of
good legislation.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30

CERTAINLY no one can accuse Senator
Catron Of controlling the actions OF the
territorial council.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30

G.. HENRY, M. d. student REnnS Of pr Pr p psnip Syphilis a Specially.
Acure guaranteed in every case undertaken when a = cure s practicable and
possible. GonWrhOa, geet, and structure speedily cured with DIR. Records
Remedies. Recent ases permanently c9redw within three days No Cubebs sands-
s1mnia, despondeney: radically cured, Records method pradiced in the Worlds
Hospital, Paris. Reference over $1,000 patients successfully treated and cured
within the last ten years Can refer to patients cured. by permission. Investigate,
Offices 9O7 Seventeenth treet near Champa, Denver. Colo. English. French. Ger
man, Polish, Russian and Bohemian spoken. Consultation and one examination
free. Correspondence solicited strictly confidential.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30

For furniture, stoves, carpets, clothing,
trunks. harness, saddles, shoes, etc.
Harris, III Gold avenue, next TO Wells
Fargo Expresa office. See me before you
buy or sell.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30

GOVERNOR oTERo Ia winning the good
opinions OF everybody who has business
with him at the territorial capital.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30
The RAvages OF Grip

That modern scourge, the grip, poisons
the air with Its fatal germs, 70 that no
home is safe from It's ravages. but multi
iudea have found o sure protection
against this dangerous malady In DR.
Kings New Discovery. When you feel a
soreness In your bones and muscles, have
chills and fever, with sore throat, pain IN
the back OF the head. catarrhal ~ mpt0ms
and "A stubborn cough you may know you
have the grip, and that you need DIR,
Kings New Discovery. 1t will promptly
sure the worst cough, heal the inlamed
membranes. kill the disease germs and
prevent the dreaded after effects OF tn,
malady. Price, 80 cents and 81. None,
back II not cured. A trial bottle free a
j. II 0'Reilly ~ Coz drug store.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30
WANTED, FOR SALE, RENT AND LOST



Wanted-Som rooms for light house
keeping. Address o., this office.
Wanted-ln every town. a local repre-
sentative; lady OF gentleman; easy work,
good pay, nc capital required; payment
every week. Address for particulars, &.
l.. Msrechal Art Co, 34S Kiln street, Dali
las. Texas.
Boy Wantsd-A bright, educated boy,
from 10 to Is years old, for Office work.
One who can speak Spanish preferred.
Hxpect him TO learn 10 run typewriter,
keep books and collect. Address "Z'
CITIZEN office.
Wanted-By a st. Louis Wholesale
grocery company, an experienced sales
man to represent them la New Mexico
and Arizona. The applicant must have
yooi references, Address 5. A. w.,
1853 Washington avenue, st. louis.
Wanted-Salesmen who sell drugs and
general stores to carry Dickey's Old Re.
liable Rye Water, as side or main line.
II cures sore eyes and graduated lids,
don't burn or hurt when applied. and
feels good. Largest sale OF any eye pre-.
paration made. We will mali one dozen
to any responsible dealer at Wholesale
price. Dickey Drug Co., Bristol, Tenn.
For Rent.
Fine pianos for rent. Call at Whitson
Music company.
For Rent-FOur-r furnished house,
5l3 south Third street.
First class furnished rooms over post
office; newly papered and renovated.
Nicely furnished rooms with board,
Mrs. q. +. Hopkins, proprietress, $40
south Third street.
All reports that the Yrissarri store Is
rented to u new tenant are false, the
store IL for rent. Thos. II. Keleher
agent.
For Sale
For Sale or Exchange--200 egg size
successful incubator; used one season; In
first. class condition. Address, T, CITI
ZEN Office.
For Sale-Good family restaurant, de
slrable location, In Flagstaff. Arizona. 4
Hat of six nicely furnished rooms in con.
nection. Address Box IL, Flagstaff, Ari
iona.
For Sale Cheap.-A bran new EdlsOI
graphOphOne. an up.t0-date talking
machine; just the thing for home enter
tainments, or for places OF resorts. AID
dress, G. G., CITIZEN office.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30

HoW's YOU Luugf
Aiiug, q sayt
Well, I've got something
that Is good Tor them, and
that cough. too.
FIK BALsAM
From the adjacent mountains affords
great relief, IL not absolute cure, which
il is liable TO do, as II has snatched many
from deaths door, some OF whom are In
our midst to-day 20 speak for themselves.
Orders left at Walton's drug store will
receive attention in their turn AZ fast as
fast as the Balsam can be procured,
which il a slow, tedious process,
II. q. WHITCoMB.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30

Hon M~elquiades MARTINEZ who repre-
sents Taos county In the upper house OF
the Legislature, was a passenger from
Santa Ne last Saturday night and spent
sunday ia Albuquerque. He returned Il
the capital last night along with the Al.
buquerque delegation.
Hon. II. o. Bursum, the stately member
OF the territorial council from Socorrt
county, who spent Sunday at his home
returned TO Santa Fe last night accom-
panied by Mrs. Bursum.
Sheriff Thos. b. Hubbell returned from
Santa fe last Saturday night.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30

THE new county Of 0tero will be one o.
the most prosperous In the territory.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30
When Out Of Sorts
40 fakes Hoods sarsaparIIIa and
II Sets Him Right Whole System
Strengthened by This Medicine.

40 tuNcS VoCu y odISdPuriIo uVIU
It sets Him Right Whole System
Strengthened by This Medicine.
at was In such a condition that when
ever I took a little cold IL would settle on
my chest and lungs. l was troubled In
this way for several years. l tried many
kinds OF medicines but did not get any
relief, and seeing Hoods sarsaparilla adj
vertissd l thought l would try 1t. ! took
about four bottles Of this medicine, and I
began to improve after the first bottle.
When / had finished the fourth, i was
entirely relieved. have kept Hoods Sar-
saparilla on hand since that time a. .
family medicine, and whenever ! feel out
Of sorts | resort to II and in a short time II
sets me right" W. Il. WOODS, SIS s. West
Temple, Salt Lake City, Utah.
n. b. IL you decide to take Hoods Sar-
saparllla, do not be induced to buy any
substitute. Be sure to get only
Hoods s sss;n,
The One True Blood Further. All druggists. 81
six for 50. @. l. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Hood,s Dill. do not cause pain or gripe
iiooa fii's ALI druggists. 10 cents.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30

Down and feather pillows in endless
variety at May 4 Faber.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30

The legislature is determined to stand
by the Bateman law.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-01-30
EnH RAni

All reports that the Yrissarri store Is
rented TO a new tenant are false, the
store IL for rent. Thos. II. Keleher,
agent.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11

throw up his head out of reach No. 2
struck him on the nose with his claws.
Down went both, hoofs and claws
flying. Asecond after the horse, which
now seemed a mass of torn and bleed
ing flesh, bounded into the air and
came down with all four feet on his
PROSTATE foe, crushing bone, flesh and
muscle beneath. Then, scarcely giving
his dying foe a glance, the crazed stall
lion sprang at his other enemy, who
was trying vainly to regain his feet.
Again the stallion sprang into the air,
with his four feet gathered into a
bunch, and again there was sicken-
ing crunch of bone and flesh. Both
bears were now dead, crushed and
kicked into two bloody masses of wool,
bone and flesh. .-
After his last dash the horse walked
away a few steps, then, turning, stag
gered up to the first bear he had
knocked out, knelt down and literall y
tore skin and flesh from the bears
body; then with bloody head and
glistening teeth the savage brute man.
aged to stagger over to the other mass
of wool and flesh, which he served in
the same manner.
After tearing and battering the body
into a mass of broken bones and man.
gled flesh, the stallion tossed his head,
from which the bloody foam flew in
long fecks, gave a neigh of triumph
and fell lifeless to the ground. The
stallion had won the battle, but it had
cost him his life.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11
Autuuruns department.

LONG WINDED.-It is just as easy
and twice as convincing in most cases
to make plain statement of facts and
not get the reputation of being long
winded.
A lawyer whose eloquence was OF
the spread eagle sort was addressing
the jury at great length, and his legal
opponent, growing weary, went outside
to rest.
"Mr. B. is making great speech, y
said countryman to the bored coun-
sci.
"Oh, yes, Mr.. B. always makes a
great speech. If you or I had occa-
sion to announce that two and two
made four, we'd be fools enough to
blurt it out. Not so with Mr.. B. He
would say:
eff by that particular arithmetical
rule known as addition, we desire to
arrive at the sum of two integers add
ed to two integers, we should find
and assert this boldly sir, and with
out fear of successful contradiction
we, 1 repeat, should find by the par
ticular arithmetical formula before
newfoundland, sir, I hold myself
perfectly responsible for the assertion
/ am about to make-that the sum OF
the other two integers would be four"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11

THE BEGGAR TURNED AWAY
ANYTIME after dark in a large city, a
man is liable to be accosted by some
one who has tale of bad luck to re-
late, and who always winds up with
an appeal for a few cents to get a
lodging. You are liable to meet such
people on every square, and, strange to
saw. they all have about the same tale
of woe. Their persistence is wonder
full, and if applied in another direction
would, no doubt, earn a livelihood.
The other night one of these men
struck o well.dressed stranger and
asked for relief. The begger stated
that he had just come in the city, had
had nothing to eat for two days, and
wanted to get a nights lodging some
where. The stranger eyed him tor a
moment, and then said, in a conhden-
tial tone:
"Pardner, why don't you take the
other side of the street? I'm work
ing this side"
The beggar looked at the man in as
tonishment. "Well, I'll be -" was
his only ejaculation, as he turned upon
his heels and walked away.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11

cess. The machinery of this depart
ment failing to work smoothly, it be-
came necessary TO ascertain the nature
of the obstruction. The big vats into
which the liquor is poured and where
it is diluted with water were exam
ined.
We do not know whether or not q
drag net was used e; but the result OF
the examination was that Commission
or Vance made "haul," not of blind
tiger stuff, but of dead rats and mice
about two bushels in all, and the scum
was as green as ever you "seed" on
mud hole in summer time. This is
the story as told to US and vouched for
by Mr.. Ashley. When you buy an
other bottle of "liquor" from the Sum.
ter dispensary, examine it critically
and perhaps the presence of a stray
hair or two may serve to convince
you that what you have bought should
really be labeled "chemically pure
rat Juice.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11

The SWEET LITTLE GIRL.-A gen.
tleman invited lecturer to his house
to tea. Immediately on being seated
at the table little daughter of the
gentleman said to the guest quite ab'
ruptly, "Where is your wife ?" The
lecturer, having been recently separa'
ted from the partner of his life, was
surprised and annoyed at the question
and stammered forth the truth, 81
don't know" "Don't know" repeat
ed the terrible infant; "why don't you
know?"
Finding that the child persisted in
her interrogations, despite the milo
reproof of her parents, he concluded
to make clean breast of the matter
and have it over at once. So he SAID
with calmness: "Well, we don't live
together. We think as we can't agree
we'd better not" He stifed a groan
as the child began again and darted an
exasperated look at her parents. But
the little torment would not be quieted
until she exclaimed "Can't agree
Then why don't you fight it out, as
pa and ma do? ?"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11

HIS DENoMINATIoN.-At the close
of service one Sunday morning the
pastor of city church went down the
aisle, as was his custom, to greet the
strangers in the congregation. "You
are not a member of our church," he
said to one of them.
"No, sir" replied the stranger.
"Do you belong to any denomina-
ton, may ask ?"
"Well," responded the other, hesi-
tatingly, "I'm what you, might call
submerged Presbyterian"
"How is that"
II was brought up Presbyterian,
my wife is a Methodist, my eldest
daughter is a Baptist, my son is the
organist at a Universalist church, my
second daughter sings in an Episcopal
choir, and my youngest goes to Con-
gregational Sunday school,"
"But you contribute, doutless, to
some one church ?"
eyes, I contribute to all of them.
That is partly what submerges me-"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11

NOT THAT KIND OF A BAR.-A
gentleman from the Tennessee noun
taius was waiting for a friend in the
drug store near the depot. He had
never seen this friend, who had writ
ten him offering to exchange a large
amount of bad money for small
amount of good bills. While tarrying
the mountaineer observed the soda
fountain. 1t was new device to him
but after a moment he satisfied himself
of its purpose.
Walking up to the attendant, he
said, "Gimme three fingers of red-eye.' y
"No liquor sold here, sir" was the
answer.
"Wal, then, pull me glass of beer
an don't put so much foam on it as ye
did fer the two gals that left"
ave have no beer"
"See her, stranger, if this amt dis
tillery or brewery, what in thunder
mout it be, anyhow ?"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11
The IMPERIALISTS' CREED.
Twelve Articles OF Belief Which Justify tn
Benevonent Policy of Mckinley.

Twelve Articles of Belief Which Justify the
Benevonent Policy Of Mckinley.
This clever satire on the Inconsistent
cies of American imperialism has been
contributed to the Outlook:
Article 1. 1 believe in keeping up the
old war taxes to prevent trade from
Europe and the new war taxes to force
trade from Asia.
Article II. I believe in the exclusion
of ignorant Europeans, and the inclu-
sion of more ignorant Asiatlcs.
Article III. l believe in a protective
tariff where farmers would trade
abroad, but in free trade where manu-
facturers seek a market. ..
Article Nv. believe the public can
not manage monopolies at home, but
can manage subject races on the other
side of the globe.
Article V. l believe in home rule for
Ireland, but in alien rule for the Span
ish islands.
Article vi. believe in a Monroe
doctrine which forbids Europe to in
terfere with self-government in Ameri-
ca, but permits America to interfere
with self.government in Asia.
Article VII. l believe the Spanish
islanders are unfit to govern them
selves, but will be fit to help gosEn
us.
Article VIII. l believe the blacks
have 10 right to govern themselves, but
that whites and blacks have right to
govern yellows.
Article TX. I believe that taxation
without representation is tyranny
when applied to US, but philanthropy
when applied by US. :.
Article K. l believe that govern
ments get their powers from the con
sent of the governed in America, but
from the conscious superiority of the
governors In Asia.
Article XII. l believe that militarism
and foreign broils are the refuge OF
despotism in Europe and Republican
ism in America.
Article XII. l believe that American
policies have made a little America,
and that European policies will make
greater America.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11
The FIRST MEERSCHAUM PIPE.

In 1923 there lived in PeSth, the cap
ital of Hungary, Karol Kowates, q
shoemaker, whose ingenuity in cutting
and carving on wood, etc., brought
him into contact with Count Andrassy,
ancestor of the prime minister of Aus
tria, with whom he had become q
favorite. The count, on his return
from mission to Turkey, brought with
him a large piece of whitish clay,
which had been presented to him as a
curiosity, on account of its light spe.
cifc gravity. 1t struck the shoe
maker that, being porous, it must nat
urally be we'll adapted for pipes, as ii
would absorb the nicotine. The ex'
pertinent was tried, and Karol cut q
pipe for the count and one for himself
But in the pursuit of bis trade he could
not keep his hands clean, and many a
piece of shoemaker's wax became at
tached to the pipe. The clay, how
ever, instead of assuming a dirty ap'
pearance as was naturally to be ex-
pected, when Karol wiped it of, re-
ceived, wherever the wax had touch
ed, clear brown polish, instead of the
dull white it previously had. At
tributing this change in the tint to its
proper source, he waxed the whole
surface, and, polishing the pipe, again
smoked it, and noticed how admirably
and beautifully it colored; also, how
much more sweetly the pipe smoked
after being waxed. Karol had struck
the smoking philosophers stone; and
other noblemen, hearing of the won
derful properties of this singular spe-
cies of clay, imported it in considera,
BILE quantities for the manufacture OF
pipes. The natural scarcity of this
much-esteemed article, and the great
cost of importation, in those days OF
limited facilities for transportation,
rendered it's use exclusively confined
to the richest European noblemen un'
Til 1880, when it became more gen.
eral article of trade. The first meer-
schaum pipe made by Karol Kowates
has been preserved in the museum OF
Pesth,
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11

HOPE DEFERRED.-"It was too bad
about young Chuckster and Miss Plim-
mer."
"Why, 1 thought they were married
Christmas man."
"They were to have been, but
Chuckster was taken sick with the
measles and the wedding had to be
postponed two weeks"
"Well, they were married at the end
of two weeks, weren't they?
"No, there came a smallpox scare
you remember, and Miss Plimmer was
vaccinated. 1t took with so much en-
thusiasm that when he got well she
was still sick, and they had to put of
the wedding another two weeks"
"At the end of that time they were
married l suppose ?'
mo, the preacher that's to marry
them is down with the grip"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11
"EXTRACT Of RAT JUICE"
Josh Ashley Talks of the "Chemically Pure
Stuff.
Sumter Freeman.

Sumter Freeman.
Last week gentleman of this city,
while riding on the train, met up with
"Citizen" Josh Ashley The converse
ton turned upon the dispensary ques-
ton, and Mr.. Ashley made state
meut that will be a revelation to peo-
pie who buy "liquor" from that insli-
tuition. Or rather, we should say, in
the light of Mr.. Ashley's revelations,
concentrated extract of "rat juice"
for this is what Mr.. Ashley himself
calls it. Before proceeding with the
story, we will say for the benefit OF
those who are not acquainted with MIR.
Ashley, that he is substantial farmer
of unquestionable veraciLy aud men,
Der of the legislature. He said that
be recently visited the state dlspensary
IN order to observe the boLtling pro.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11
The alurkrille enquirer.
Published Wednesday and Saturday.
TERMS OFSUBSCRIPTION:

ADVERTISEMENTS
Inserted at One Dollar per square for the
first insertion, and Fifty Cents per square
for each subsequent insertion; A square
consists of the space occupied by ten lines
of this size type.
Ms- Contracts for advertising space for
three. six, or twelve months will be made
on reasonable terms. The contracts must
in ali cases be confined TO the regular
business of the firm or individual con-
tracing, and the manuscript must be in
the office by Monday at noon when in
tended for Wednesdays issue, and on
Wednesday when intended for Saturdays
issue.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11

p9- A little girl 5 years old, was told
by her teacher that the Mississippi
river was the Father of Waters. "How
is that ?" she queried, 'if it is the
Father of Waters it ought to be Mis-
ter-Sippi."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11

s~ Death has nothing terrible which
life has not made so. A faithful Chris
tian life is the best preparation for
eternity.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11

B9~ Have purpose in life, and hav-
ing it, throw into your work such
strength of mind and muscle as God
has given you.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11
FINLEY g. BRICE,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Yorkyille, 8. G..

LII business entrusted to us will be
n given prompt attention.
OFFICE IN THE BUILDING Al
THE REAR OF II. G. STRAUSS'S
STORE.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-03-11
AS Far As Prices

Are concerned, you need not worry your
self along that score. I know that my
prices are reasonable and you will agree
I am also prepared to develop and print
pictures taken with pocket cameras. If
you have q Kodak or Vive or any other
camera, and for any reason you can't de-
velop and print your pictures, bring them
to ME at my gallery on West Liberty
street. ]. r. SCHORB.