The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-11-23

G<n. Lawton appears to be swing Agus-
naldo the best run for his money that he
has had yet,
Jerry Simpson might go out TO Manila
and hang his sockless feet up on the firing
line IL he wanted to.
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The New York horse show. which was
originally an equine function. has degener-
ated into a society affair.
e. 80 %
Thanksgiving and the meeting OF con-
gress come very close together this year
without any apparent reason.
20 70 sss
Hon. Billy Mason Is said 10 be beer
connoisseur. It's a mighty poor specimen
Of humanity who in't good for something.
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Gen. Coxey never has been able to secure
public sympathy In his ventures. but he has
struck it at Last: he Ia going to start
newspaper.
The Yankees having captured Mrs. Agui-
naldos wardrobe. Mr.. A. will have a new
grievance IL HIS wife insists upon his buy
ing new lot of things
sse 80 80
Col. Lewis thinks fusion win win in this
state next year. He probably gets this idea
from a close study Of the vote OF 1888.
analysed BY the Bryan system Of mathe-
mates.
go 80 %
Nothing has been heard from Bryan since
he went cunning with Col. Nose Wetmore
in the latter's private game preserves.
Probably the octopus has taken this oppor-
tunity to gather him In.
90 80 %
That the game" In Windsor preserve
park Is vel trained. as we'll as we'll tanned.
may be inferred from the report that the
kaiser baggsd rs pheasants, l partridge
and 3s7 rabbits with a Mauser magazine.
rifle Tuesday.
% go 90
Aguinaldo recently gave his followers
the cheering news that the Americans In
Luzon have lost 1.2l2 killed and A.67S
wounded He must have got mixed up
with the election returns and included the
disabled aunties In this country.
20 &c 90
John r. Mclean has announced his in
tension to remain In Cincinnati until after
the presidential election. II is an open
question whether he is anticipating a place
On the ticket or Is looking for an opportun-
tty to recover the scattered contents of his
barrel.
90 90 90
The White River Journal. speaking OF
tke,
city, says: 1T may be assumed that sew
eral pairs Of ears are pressed close to the
ground. waiting for a call TO bear the
standard In the fight" From this We may
gather some idea OF the length and fiexi-
biiity of the Journals ears.
% 90 60
The executive part of the Democratic ma
tional committee has met and adjourned.
and all that the outside world can learn
OF Its aoings is that II viewed with ia
vor a campaign button labeled mo foreign
alliance. no trusts: no imperialism for the
United States" This button Is no, intend
ed for circulation In free silver communi-
ties.
An Illinois court has decided tina, the bill
passed by the legislature of that state de-
signed 10 prevent the dissertation OF the
national flag by using II for advertising
purposes is class legislation. This will not
he we'll received by those who have been
Interested in the movement, and IL is some
what difficult TO see just how such deci-
son was reaches.
go 60 go
The New York Evening Post does not
see much hope tn the future. The Post
cannot abide the administration. and says
the personal success Of Bryan in his own
home only deepens the gloom for the DEM
ocratie party at large" As the Post is a
part OF the Democratic party at large" IL
can easily be imagined In what depths of
gloom il Is walking