New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-10-23

1.-THE SOCK social epdemc.' says 'ine han-hS
Clty Journal "is spreading throughout Missouri
aesthetic Carthage being one OF the most recently
infected localities Despite ts name there is moth
ing Smpsonian to speak. I'm the style Of enter
talnment provided the characteristic feature beh3
d requirement that each one who attends shali
contribute H. pennies sum at least equal to the hs-
ure represented IN the size Of the hosiery worn
The Worlds Mad Rush-preyfus? Al. yes, I
homor Of the French Amy iidnt Hs OF course
Yes yes 5eut 70 jan for another mans ,,, crm n
gotten him don't YOU know. Had trial or some,
thns, didn he? When was , asnt 91 af nrrt
recall hm.-(C Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Coleman Cotton MIL. OF Concord y. C., is
owned by w. g. Coleman colored man. 1t Is
completely equipped for doing first class work. and
has 1000 splndles
CYCLING COMEDY
Callow curate. cycling. calling.
Counting COY Carissa comes.
Consideration, carriage craving,
captain corkcr. Crkey. Crumbs
Coachman. calling. crying. Gliding;
CoaSting cleric cannot clear,
Crash colossal clean cOllidng.
Checking clerics crazed career
caleb Corker confess captain.
Carelessy clarissa calls,
Coarsey cur-ing charging chaplain.
called CONTEMPORARY 'CnaWlts
calm Cnrssa comes condoling
tensilres Calebs cOntumelN.
,'urates crimson consoling
Comforts "Chawes' consumedly.
Captain Corker crcumvented
Creeps erestfal!en cant cant co nmipsnssd
-1Lon1on Truth.
A man and wife named Chenowith OF Frankfort.
Ind We're recently prosecuted for refusing 10 pro-
vide medical attendance for their child. But the
Judge directed the jury TO acqut them on the
ground that there Is no law in Indiana requiring
parent to provide medical attention for his chill
dren The ruling IL expected TO be National In In
fuence The Judge announced from the bench
that there never before had been trial like this
I'm the country The state filed exceptions and will
appeal to the. Supreme Court
4 well dressed in Market-st. car rendered
the conductor one dollar bill in payment Of two
fares Yesterday afternoon and receiving MS chanBe
carefully selected the ten-cent pieces ana placed
them in separate pocket from n the hT t.,,. 81
he explained TO his companion Every time ger
one / keep il separate from my other change. ana
when get home deposit my dimes In one of those
savings banks that don't open until they contain
he christmas present haDit and sometimes am
Obliged 10 give many thirty or forty gtts
y not 1pend rea ivy FEELING it. have done this
for several years. and ind il an excellent plan -
Philadelphia Record.
"Our Dumb Animals tells this story: Ernest
Whitehead captured young seal near Anacapa
Island. California. recently ana TOOK MN Oh poai"
his ship AS the vessel started the mother seal was
noticed swimming about. bowling piteously. The
little captive barked responsivcy. After reaching
the wharf az Santa Barbara the captive was Tied
UP I'm a jute sack and left loose Oh the deck Soon
after coming TO anchor the seal responded 10 It's
mother call by casting itself OVERLOOKED all tied
up az it WAS in the sack. The mother seized the
sack and with her sharp teeth tore II open. she
had followed the sloop eighty miles.
Willie R,edrr (ioyously) -lIoo-hee Bob. Here's
the latest number of the Little Lads l.urid Ii
brary''-all about Red Roderck. the bold boy Duc-
cancer scour.n' the Surgasso seas in his rakisn
craft. Want 10 read II?
Bobby Thickneck (scotnfully)-Na". Them yarns
gimme a pain. ! don't believe 'em any more
Willie Reedcr-Wh-a-a-a-at don't believe EN-
Bobby Thickneck-Thats right: don't believe
blamed word Of EN- There ain't no more pirates
nowadays. Dewey would swipe the whole push OF
EN- on the face OF the ocean before they couid say
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