The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-06-01
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promising young poef. What stopped
his career? Skfibes Baldness.-Jndse.
Mrs. slybel-."rhe boy grows more
like his father qsery day The Caller
Poor dear And have rou tried ey'
erythingf"- Philadelphia North Amer
lean
Recollectlons: Mrs. Weeperls-"NeS
we pay spot casll Ioreverything Mrs
Whlpprrly AMI oflen speak 10 my
husband about the time when We had
to-" Puck.
"ln one respect every womau Is am
bldextrous." How do yoa mike that
out?" "She can throw Just rs we'll
with her left hand as will her right. -
Chicago News.
Customer In sure I've seen yon
somewhere. fsneyer forget pretty
faccr WaliresS-"I don't remember
you-and neyer forget fresh Gus
tomcrr'-Puck.,
Immigrant-"At last | am in free
America. A man can do pretty much
ms he pleases in this country. can't heF
Nativc-"Y-e-s.. ,Npless hes married. L.
New York Weekly.
Don't You think that Mr.. Buffer Is
nwfully witty Il hadn't noticed it,
How funny! WHY | think he works
his mouth the wlttisst | ever saw
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
ITS n shame. cried the young wife;
mot a thing ii the house fit TO eat. I'm
going straight home TO mamma flf
you don't mind dear said the hus-
band. reaching for his hat, I'll 90 with
you. "-Tit-Bits.
Visitor-"And your daughter painted
this beautiful plctureT Mrs. Upstart
-"NIy daughter paint II? No indeed.
Her teacher did the work. Consider
Ing what we pay him for lessons, 1t
was the least he could do
Keeping it mp 10 the last: DIX
understand Windlg, the attorney. Is
seriously i'll /" IIix-"Nes: | met HIS
physician this morning. and he says
he is lying ut deaths door Dix
"That's just like lawyer En-.
Mistress "Jane, I've mislaid the key
Of my escritoiro. | wish you'd Just
fetch me that box of odd keys; dare
say can find one 10 open IT, Jane
Its no use, ma'am. There isn't n Key
in the 'ouse as II fit that desk. '-Plnch.
"Now," said, the lawyer. Il cannot
take your case unless you tell me the
whole truth" What shall | tell you
frst:" asked the eqient, peering through
the bars. 'Well, you might bet me
know fully how much money you've
GOT 49,.
The difference: Small Boy-"George
Washington was man who never told
lie" Teacher-"Wrong. Go TO the
foot" Small Girl-"George Washing
Ton was the man who never told lie
Teacher-"Right: 60 10 the head
Judge.
In gay Paree: NJ Cotelette de NIou-
ton-"It was veny difficult for the
Judge to decide the case NJ. La Carte
lie .Iour-"Yes; the spectators were so
noisy and so evenly divided that he
could hardly tell which side had the
majority. Puck -. ,.
IL hear your gettin' fired from school
raised big breeze at your house" said
Willie Spratt Yes" replied Tommy
Burns shifting uncomfortably in his
chair; ''it was what the yacht fellers
Fall spanking breeze. philadelphia
North American.
81 want to ask one more question"
said little Frank, IS he was being put
TO bed. WELL" acquiesced the tired
mamma "When holes come in stock.
lngs. what becomes of the piece of
stocking that was there before the hole
ameY-Tit-Bits.
"Now, children said the Sunday
school teacher, ''ean you tell me of a
greater power than a kingf' yes,
ma'am." cried little boy. eagerly.
what. WiuR = asked the teacher,
benigniy. An ace. ma'am," was the
unexpected reply.-Tit Bits.
Teacher Ito new scholarly
Mary, I'll give YOU n sum. Surprising
that your father owed the butcher
S13.7O, $l1.13 to the baker, $2T.0S TO the
coal merchant. $3.50 10 the land
lord Mary COMMUNICATIVE
should move. boston Globe.
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Papa-See the spider. my boy spin
ming his web. Is II not wonderful! dc
You reflect that, try as he may no mar
could spin that Wen 'ohhhy-N mai o.
NJ See me-slpe ms top 10 you re
fleet that, try as he may. no sp'"ei
could spin this top !z-stray STORES.