Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-15
His Opinion of Newspaper Men.

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His Opinion Of Newspaper Men.
The Eckhart Philosopher stlolltdin-
to a popular place III his town few
evenings ago and was drawn into some
spontaneous remarks, which he reports
as follows:
Hello, Mr.. Philosopher, how are you?
Aye bane happy all tenn. Oar es bolt Won
filler vat stand oop vor DIES mans country
better as Aye Skal
John Chambers Ell?
Aye should say not Faller Aye mean es
Gon bot not b. Chambers.
You don't mean to say he is most loyal
man in this country. Why, man, he wasn't
born here.
Eff saloon-keepers var yust as loyal dar
would bane more talers Shot an not SO many
half shot Haze bane joospapper man now.
Say, that newspaper business is pretty
good thing, isn't it?
Ave should say ct var. Eff poor faller start
paper Ell town ven hae es young, etery tailer
en- nabOrhOod will tax ct an forget to pay toret
What do you think Of the newspaper men
we have III this county anyway?
Aye tank dey bane angels met no money to
bay wings. JoOSpapper taller lax banquets,
bot not swell dress SUITS lax hae tai bout. FL
hae ware lUng-tail coat ct all, hae yust ware ct
to cover OOpSOme windows en- te rear elevation
OF hes pants.
Das es IIambright, Hamilton an Carl-all
quite, smart, Vay-OOp taIlers. Ven dey var
leetla all tax prizes at baby show, an dey bane
enterprisin lax DICKENS aver scnCe.
Das es Avlrett an Snyder-gute fallers, too.
Averitt es best faller eli DIES mans country,
an 50 eS Snyder.
Das es Finan an Donnelly-es vat 70 call a
pair. Master tinan eS CUTE taller an bae do
CUTE deal for shower oOp te talers vat call
hem pOolp-mili crank. An DOnnelly-hae es
best ofall Aye ask hem Won tenn how much
ct would tax to get en- te banquet by Dan an
Bills, an haze say two dollar" An Aye say
to hem Aye veil gef 20 two dollar yust lie
SOON as faller Oh Eckhart pay mae for CUTE ad-
wee vat Aye sell to hem" liae GET mae two
dollar an Aye vent trough solo banquet
whOopin. Dat big Chist vat hae hat On hem
es caused bay enlargement of te heart.
Das es Johnson-hae bane quite Teller vat
var navver mean to delinquent subscriber.
Haze eS kind of hermit lax Taller vat 90 en- an
navver com out until hes clothes an te vedder
eS a perfect tit.
All DIES fallers es pretty CUTE ioospapper
falerS, bot das Mester Rank ana Mester
ROblnsOn-dey hafjOospapperse en- same town.
Ven dey es tOgedder dey naVVer talk bout
lOOSpapper met derselts for fear dey would get
en- dispute Offer leaden circulation. Won is
"RecOgnized Fallers' Paper" an Odder es
"Ef 70 see ct en- tie Heyie~, don't 20 baleet ct.
Both es CUTE iallers as var ever made by dem
sells.
Mester Clayton hae es tie head of consoli-
dated jOOspapper trust en- Midland yust lax
MeSter Williams var head of electric hight trust
en- FrOStburg, only MeSter ClaytOn'S trust ct
gef more light. Haze Is best lOOkin talcr en-
whole lot, too
An faller vat know mae hae say Cuke's
paper, vat hae call Gicatcr, vas leetla bot ct
eS loud, an ct ask questions, haC say, vat
OrNW would say ct navver seen, or had tey
bane seen, would navver bame prented. Haze
say, bay yemeny, Diet Cuke var SO ennOcent
haze don't ballet DIES Eckhart Philosopher
could answer daS questions.
Ven Mester Williams die dar es no joOs-
paper man vat can say more CUTE tengs bay
yenks den dey hat said ven hae var live. 70
know Mare Nickel say hae hat gifen out halin
jOOspappcrS say ennyteng quite for hem batOre
haze die. Et es most always dat way, but
Mester WILLIAMSBURG hat sOtch elegant tomb
stones, sOtCh fine corner lots en- cemetery, an
sotch readable ensides metOut patent on
das Diet tie boys vat veil elect hem to run town
bay proxy lax hem lax DICKENS. YOsee, hes
OOspapper vat eS now called IOrUnt hat more
fallers vot veil not pay for ct as any odder
an haze bane CUTE faller, tc stockholders yuSt
gef hem Job of president, so das would be
toners face an say bully boy to hem ven
failer vat say "das es haloia paper vas gone.
Das es Mester GOshhOrn an Mcster CrOnin ;
Won es republican vat com from Wet Fork of
Dry River, an Won is dammyCrat from va'e
tie Dry Fork of Wet River meets an buses te
Wet Fork of tc Dry. Both wear long faces
| lax Melenium Dawn fallerS who tank dcy es
| extra select, thirty-tav cents a can. MeSter
Goshhorn-hae always look lax hae var blush
| en- on account of CrOnin's p 'teCS, an Me>ter
| CrOnin-hae look lax haze hat command of
whole squad of Salvation army en- PennSyl-
| fOrny, bot Aye tank ven te lefteuant find ont
haze hat iined lOrHm hae veil he retired to
rear rank on high pravvits pay. Bot Mester
Williams vat run tc JoruDt can prent te obit-
uary of faller vat es dead hat te Mare bury
| hem en- eligible lot en- Mestcr Williams
cemetery hat Mester Williams furnish tomb
stone an dot some capital Ayes en- uppitaph,
an poOt nice ayrOn fence around hes grave.
Eff haze var not mixed OOp met CUTE drug faler
an CUTE doctor vat keep tallerS from dyin, Ave
tank haze would bae te boss of tc greatest NOR
tally trust vat Aye skal aver hear Of Te
Forum, tie tombstone yard an tie cemetery
das tree, an te greatest of daS-vell, bay
yiminy. gef mae two beers, barkeep, qviCh a.
Fortunately, the Philosopher was at
length restored to his usual euuauim-
ity, but he deferred all questioning
concerning his opinion Of the JOURNAL
to IL future time.