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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30
0ETnFn By JOHNCOH'S
eEksfs sE KIDNEY PILLS

7 can say with a clear conscience ina
hrson's Kidney Pills have cured M
of as bad a case of Inflammation O.
: bladder complicated with kidne.
ouble as / have ever heard of. ha,
EN- them myself for diabetes, ans
kcir good effects ItCn ted me TO g7yG
EN- to my son When tie ooctor S med
G did not appear to he helping hin
saw such an ina prove1nent that we dc
led to drop the doctor ard depend en-
ely on Johnson's Kidney Pills, and
lank God that we did, for he is now *
ale. hearty young man again, able to do
days work with the lest. You may
efer to me at any time, and l shall feel il
ny duty to always recomme end such q
7aluable medicine. John T. Jasper, SIA
spruce street, Camden, N. ].
Sold by all druggists. Large box so cenxss~
Prepared at The Johnson Laboratories Inc
f.
FOR sale by H. E. TANNER. kenosna.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30

F. w. Parker has accepted position
at the Ames clothing store.
H G. E1mguist, of Waukegan, spent
Friday evening with friends here.
If you want to know how to catch a
horse on a frosty morning just ask
Jack Lentz.
The County Board this morning ap-
propriated $50 to be paid to the Child
ren's home at Be1oit.
If the good weather continues the
stone work on the new library will be
completed in about week.
Kenosha has about 200 too many
transient citizens. They should be
shown the limits of the city.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30
POOR PAS BADNESS.
1T EVIDENTLY HAS COME TO STAY
WITH HIM.

So Little Georgia Thinks as He Tells
About the Heroic Remedy His Wor-
thy Father ToOkNto Rejuvenate His
Unfortunate Uranium.
Paws gitten Bald Heded, so He red
in the paper About sumthing What
would make the Hare gro on a Looken
glass if it Got the Chanel, and He sent
fer a Bottel.
eff l was proud Like some people"
paw told nav, II woulden't Care to
Git Emmy Hare on mi He'd Becoz tina
say a purson what GIFTS Bald Has
Branes. That shows why the VIM
min Don't Git Bald very often. VIM
min amt Got as menny Branes as
men Becoz thay wasen't emmy Left
when Eve was maid"
''But you Don't Haft to Go Around
Bald Heded to Let people no you Have
Branes, Do you" nav Says.
'I Don't think &c." paw told Her.
That's the reason 1 mite as Well Keep
frum Loosen mi Hare as not"
eff Wimmin amt Got no Branes,"
nav Says, "How Does it Come SO
menny of them are gitten up in the
Wurld? You sed the other Da thay
was Taken the Place of men in offeses.
Don't that sho thay Got Branes?"
NO. paw Says. ut shows thay
Don't no Enuff to stick to the place
thay was made fer. Look at the Way
Wimmin put powder on thare Fails! If
tnay Had Branes thay would Have
more Sentz than that. That Don't sho
they Got menny Branes, Duz it? Look
How thay Frizz thare Hare, Too, trytn
to Have Curls when thay amt Got a
rite co Them. Wimmin are the Worst
Fools l Ever seen," paw Says. "All
you Got to Do is tell them thay are
purity and that Settles it. Thay amt
a Wumman / Ever seen Ytt what
woulden't Ruther Be Told she was Jist
too Sweet than to Have Branes Enutt
to Be the Presadunt of a Collidge. II
thay Had Emmy Branes they woulden't
always Be tryin to make Themself
Look Diffarunt from what nature made
Them"
"Yes," nav says, 81 no thay Do Lots
of foolish Things. | Even no Some rite
now What are yoosen stuff to Keep
thare Hare frum Comm out when thay
OF to no if thay Had Emmy Branes ma
ture Didn't make thare Hare Gro to
Stay WHARF it was forever"
Paw He got Bizzy Reedin His paper
Then, and a Flu Daze after That the
Hare medasun Cum, But me and little
albert Was Lookin to See what kind OF
Stuff it Was and Got the KOrk out and
Split it on the Bathroom fore. l new
thay Wood Be trubble if paw found it
Out, and I got maws mashean oil and
pored it in paws Hare medasun Bottle
and wrapped it up agin.
Paw tride it that mite, and me and
little albert thOt about Every mint
they Would Be a nerth Quaik Er sum-
thing, But paw Diden't say nothin.
The next mite He put on sum more
Mashean oil and Kept it up rite a
Long fer nearly Week now. This
morning at Breakfast He felt his He'd
and says to nav:
'They amt no yoose tawken, that's
Crate stuff. Mi Hed's Gittin nice and
soft and l Kin feel the new Hares Be
ginnen to Sprout."
Nav went over and Rubbed Her
hand on His Bald place and Sed:
eyes, thay amt no Dout Yoor He'd
is Soft, But l Don't feel the new
Hares."
Then little albert sed:
"Paw."
What" paw asst.
EDO you Think the Medasun made
Yoor He'd soft?''
I'm afrade little albert is agoin to
Git MKT up in the fly wheel sum Of
These Georgia in Chicago Times
Herald.
rA I'm
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30

Some grocers are so short sighted as to decline to
keep the Ivory Soap claiming it does not pay as much
profit inferior qualities do so if your regular grocer
refuses to get for you there undoubtedly others
who recognize the fact that the increased volume OF
business done by reason of keeping the best articles
more than compensaes for the smaller profit and will
take pleasure in getting it for you
PRocTR& ASLEe
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30

"When 1 die" said Blatant, 81 want
to be cremated."
ooh, you'll be roasted ali right!' ven
tured Smiley. = Philadelphia North
American.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30
A Movable Fashion Plate.

z
''You manage to keep right up with
the modes in the suburbs, Mrs. Plain"
eyes. When our new cooks come,
they always bring the latest styles. -
Detroit Free Press.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30
Any old sore,

Cut, bruise or sprain quickly healed
with Banner Sa1ve, the greatest heal
ing remedy in the world. 25c. For
sale by all druggists. dwu3O
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
g ssass ses Of GZNzzzzzu

The Postal Te1egraph-Cable Com
pany are circulating petition to be
presented to Congress at the opening
of the coming session, asking that
body to enact law prohibiting the
Secretary of War from using the mill
tary power of the United States to pre-
vent the landing of competing cable
from the United States to Cuba, and
also to enact a law authorizing the
laying Of such cable.
"One Minute Cough Cure is the best
remedy I ever used for coughs and
colds. It IS unequa1led for whooping
cough. Children all like it" writes
H. N. Williams, Gentryvi11e, Ind.
Never fails. 1t is the only harmless
remedy that gives immediate results.
Cures coughs, colds, hoarseness, Group,
pneumonia, bronchitis and all throat
and lung troubles. It's early use pre-
vents consumption. H. E. Tanner. If
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30
There Is Lying Somewhere.

Figures" said the bookkeeper, "nev-
er lie."
NO." replied the expert accountant,
"but the people who use them do.'
Then he returned to his task Of I'M
covering shortages.-C Chicago Post.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30
A Short Sad Story i.
AvCo1d.
Neglect.
Pneumonia.
Grief.

Had Fo1ey's Honey and Tar been
used this story would have had hap
pier ending. 25c. and SOC. For sale
qy all druggists. dwtf
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30
How she Lost Him.

Positively, you're the first girl |
ever kissed.
She-It felt like it.-New York Com
mercial Advertiser.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30

That's Mrs. Selldom-Home. She is
making quite a reputation as new
woman"
inspecting her apparel "Well, she
isn't new. She's dreadfully out of
tyle."-Chicago Tribune.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30

James Mikke1son has returned to
Kenosha.
Mrs. Joseph Thomas has gone to
California for the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Page are re-
ioicing over the birth of daughter.
From all reports Wednesday night
was a stormy one for the police of the
city.
The A. o. U. w. will give an invita-
ton dance on Dec. IS. If you get an
invitation "get there"
The employees of the Sieg manafac-
turing company have presented Duke
Bates with gold headed cane.
A. E. Buckmaster has been appoint
ed by the County Board as a member
of the Soldiers Relief committee.
Invitations have been received in
this city for the Charity ball which
will be given in Milwaukee on Dec. O..
Henry CRUDE has again taken pos
session of his old shop on Park street
and will engage in the barber business.
TO Ria.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30

Legal Customs and Proceedings
in the Blue Grass
State.
aoEBEL ELECTION METHODS

A Letter Prom Prestonburg, Kentucky
A Former Kenoshan Relates Many Inter-
esting Facts Relative to Kentucky Law
yers and the Bar of the State -Goebel
Election Methods Arouse Factions and
Incite Violence
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30

This office has just issued from it's
presses a new set of Constitution and
Bylaws for Company 81"
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1899-11-30

"What! paw asst.
'Do you Think the Medasun made
Yoor He'd soft?
I'm afrade little albert is agoin to
Git MKT up in the fly wheel sum of
These daze.-Ge orgie in Chicago Times
Herald.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22
THE GARDENING HABIT.

In the spring the rural fancy
Lightly turns to gardening,
And the tyro at ihr usIn,~S
Thinks that it Is just H. thing.
Spade and hoe and lHl-c he's buying,
For such things he mustn't lack;
Then the yard of small dimensions
He is ripping III tEc back.
Old tin cans and glass and hricllbats,
Cubblcstone- and ancient shoes
He uncarths while he is spading
Plot of ground lie means to use.
Every morn and eve he's toiling
Till at last the digging's done,
And in seeds he's then investing
For the garden just begun.
There's little bed for lettuce,
In another peas he'll chuck;
There are beds for beans and onions
Bccts and other garden truck.
Then, when all the seeds are planted,
He stands back and points with pride
To the garden that all summer
Will for table well provide.
But the troubles just commencing
For this tillcr of the soil,
Who so proudly calculated
On the products of his toll,
For the neighhor's hungry chickens
Play the dickens with the seeds,
And the beds so nicely plotted
Soon display Il crop of weeds.
There's another week of toiling
In attempts to make it pay;
Then the man who dug the garden
Gives the hens and weeds full sway,
And when friends are asking questions
And expressing their surprise,
He declares he did the digging
just to get some exercise.
-Pittsburg Chroniclc-Tclcgraph
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22
DcfcntiNc SidcNNnII.s.

IN 1hr case ~ thr t0Wm NJ Willilm7-
port, ind. versus Ada l.. Lial.. the APP
pellate coIrt decided recently that Il
person injured by reason Of defects in
the sidewalk Of which he had knowl-
edge may recover from the town in
which the sidewalk lies, if it also had
notice of such defects and the injured
party was hurt while using care COM
mcnsurate with the known danger.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22

GLOW did you feel when they read
your letters in court?" asked the friend
whose intimacy was great enough to
warrant impudence.
'Well, said the young man who
had just emerged from a breach Of
promise suit, Il was divided between
chasrin at the asininity of the ideas
and admiration for the literary style. !"
indianapolis journal.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22
Wanted u Soft Snap.

A candidate for coroner received the
following letter from a prospective
voter:
"Marse Ben, l heah you a-runnin fer
coroner. Now, | want ter vote fer you,
en- vote fer You | will, eff you II gimme
deployment afterwards. can stan up
much or git roun' lax l use ter count
er dc rheumatism, en- what / wants is
Il easy Job. ter set on de dead mems p
Atlanta Constitution.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22

Author You have noticed, Of course,
that the suffering of the heroine is in
tended to Ire terrible in the first act.
Critic (who has just read the play
Still, it'll lie as naught in comparison
with the suffering of the audience along
toward the last Chicago News.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22
Riches or Prison Wait For Him.

Riches or Prison Wait For Him.
Man"ger-Does it take You an hour
to 90 around the corner sir?
Office Boy-Please, sir, man dropped
a half dollar in the gutter
Manager-And it took you all this
time to get it ont?
Office Boy-Please, sir, had to wait
till the man had gone away.
The manager concluded the lad was,
if anything, too sharp. Stray Stories.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22
: Sense of the Inevitable.

DO you believe in predestination ?''
inquired the serious friend.
II don know exactly, was the an
swer. But | will go so far as to say l
can name the baseball club that will
finish at the bottom of the list. -
Washington Star.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22
Inevitable strife.

"Do you think that we will ever have
universal peace?" asked the thoughtful
man.
Il dunno, answered the musician.
eff we do, I'd hate to have the contract
of managing the singing organizations
who will be assembled to sing anthems
about it. The professional jealousy will
Star
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22
The Alternative,

The doctors had consulted it was APP
pendicitis.
"Shall we operator"
The sufferer glared up into their
faces.
mo- he cried savagely.
For, strange to say, there are persons
in the world to whom life is dcarcr than
social prestige. Detroit journal.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22

"Strictly, suppose, the brain is
muscle.
Then why il it not more cultivated
in our colleges Y"-Dctroit Journal.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22

Author (of new play in far western
theater) - Hank! What's that queer
noise?
Western Manage Comes from the
audience.
"Eh! Is that their style of applaud
ing"
mo. It's the clicking Of revolvers l
think they are getting ready to call for
the author. New York Weekly
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22
Fair Warming.

81 saw a bonnet today. George, that
was dream.
"Well, don't forget, my dear, that
your poor old George doesn't believe in
dreams "-Cleveland PLAIN Dealer
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22
PhiIOlOSic.

First Student-Can you tell me the
origin Of the expression giving u man
the mitten?
Second Student-It was the ancient
equivalent of (k)nit. Crypt.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22

Stndent-Thcse college authorities
are idiotic. They want to know wheth-
er they should drop Latin and Greek
from the course,
"Well?"
Sunderland they consult the pro
fcssors for advice! Why don't they con-.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22

Here's case of a man who sent his
divorced wife bridal gift of 500. 900
when she married another man.
"Evidently Il little token Of sympathy
for the other man. Chicago Post.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22

Thank heaven, the baseball season
has opened again. he exclaimed.
He was q throat doctor, and he knew
his business. Chicago Post
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22
wouldn't Rum the Risk.

''Thc fact that Fitzsimmons has had
his teeth set with diamonds | take to
be an indication that he has permanent
ly retired from the prize ring. "
"Why soy
"Why, you don't suppose he's going
t. take any chance of having one Of
those Knocked down his throat, do your"
-ChicG&o Pest.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22
Much More Embarrassing

Hoax was thrown off a trolley car
today because l hadn't my fare. l tell
you that makes a fellow feel embar-
raised.
Joax-You should be glad you were
not thrown under the trolley. You'd
feel more cut up about it then.-Phila-
deIphia Record.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-07-22

Ways and Means ny which the Boys
and Girls May Secure IL Collection
of Neutrality-suspicious. of Reading
N.,ft In,
Smyrna times., 1899-10-11
SMYRNA GETS TEACHERS INSTITUTE.
Will be Held in the Opera House NOvem.
Der the 18th, 10th and ISth-Splen-
did Program.

Our citizens will be glad to learn
that Smyrna is to have the annual ses-
session of the Kent County Teachers
Institute again this year. There was
a false report circulated that Dover
was to get it this year, but superin-
tendent q. @. Tindal has corrected all
rumors by announcing that it would be
held here on November the 18th, 10Th
18th. Smyrna has keen appreciation
for anything that offers an intellectual
treat. She has stood nobly by the
Kent County Institutes in the past,
and there is no doubt but what she
will welcome the Institute this year
with the same vim and enthusiasm.
Superintendent Tindal is now ar
ranging the program. An effort will
be made to get the best day instructors
in the land. Among them, DR.. Brum-
baugh, who always receives a warm
greeting before a Smyrna audience,
has consented to be with us. We have
not the list available now, but will
publish the program in full in later
issue.
The evening entertainments have
been arranged as follows: Wednesday
evening, Nov. 18th, a lecture by DIR.
Denote of Pennsylvania; Thursday
evening, the 10th, lecture by Bishop
Fowler of the Methodist Episcopal
Church; Friday evening, a concert by
the Rogers Greedy Combination, harp
list and entertainer.
Smyrna times., 1899-10-11
STEAMER DELAWARE SEIZED.
SHERIFF TAKES MILFORD BOAT ON CLAIM
OF A. E. JARDINE, ACT.
Other Claimants After the Boat, But Sheriff
Wharton Obtains an Indemnifying Bond
From the Plaintiffs Here.

The litigation over the Steamer Del
aware, which plies between Philadel-
phia and Milford, has within the past
few days gone through all the courts.
The Str. Delaware was Oh Smyrna
Transportation route for several
months. She was seized by Sheriff
Wharton for the Philadelphia & Smyrna
Transportation Company for a debt of
A. E. Jardine, Agt., for $4,000. The
boat was afterwards released upon w.
[. Simpsons bond of $4,000. The de-
PENDANTS threatened suit against the
sheriff, but in order to make himself
secure, the Sheriff came to Smyrna
yesterday and obtained an indemnify
ing bond for $40, 900 from the plaintiffs.
The history of Mr.. Jardine's claim is
as follows. For money supplied to pay
the crew and other bills against the
steamer Delaware, w. NJ. Vineyard
the owner, gave his note for $500.
The note not being paid after being
renewed, suit was brought at the
Spring term of court, 1899, and judg-
ment obtained in favor of A. E. Jar
dine, Agent. The Sheriff took posses.
sion but in order not to interfere with
Mr.. Vineyards business, allowed the
boat to run, security being given fol
her return. Mr.. Vineyard then in
October applied for preliminary in
junction. This was argued before the
Chancellor at Dover, October 9th ant
not granted The Sheriff then adver
tised the steamer Delaware for sale a
Milford on Saturday, Oct. 21st, at
o'clock P. NJ.
1t is hoped the matter will not b,
forced to sale, as Mr.. Jardine is will
ing to take small payments if debt i
properly secured.
Smyrna times., 1899-10-11
MAKING HIS FARM PAY.
j. W. Price of the "GOlt Farm, Near Walk
er's, Has WeII-Earned Success.

Mr.. J. w. Price, who bought the
"Golt Farm, near Walkers School
house, nearly five years ago, has proved
himself one of our best farmers. He
was told when he moved there he
''would starve to death, "but the result
has been just the opposite. His straw
berry patch last spring was fine one
in every respect, and his vineyard of
four acres yielded him $500.
A wagon-load of corn, just husked,
brought to town for a merchant on
Saturday, showed it to be one of un-
usually fine ears throughout. So it has
been with all his crops, and Mr.. Price
has reached the conclusion that the
land of this vicinity will grow any farm
crop if it is only treated right.
Mr.. Price was reared on farm near
Red Lion, but the % years of his life,
previous to his coming to this vicinity
was spent in the Office of the Adam S
Express Company, Philadelphia. He
was brother of the late Mrs. Henry
p. Massey.
Smyrna times., 1899-10-11
ROBINSON GETS JUDGEMENT.
Lawsuit Over Tomatoes COunseman & Co.
Fail to Appear Before the Magistrate.

The postponed case of James Robin
son VS. Counselman & Co., instituted
by the former against the latter for re-
fusing to take tomatoes after their can
ming factory had closed, and which the
former claims were contracted for, did
not come to trial last Saturday morn
ing, as announced in last weeks issue
of the TIMES.
The plaintiff and all the witnesses
appeared before Magistrate E. V.
Cooper, but the defendant did not, and
consequently judgement in default was
rendered against the defent for the full
amount of the claim and costs in favor
of James Robinson. The attorneys on
both sides understanding that the de-
PENDANT was not to appear, did not
come. The case will likely be ap-
pealed from at this term of court.
Smyrna times., 1899-10-11
GLENWOOD CEMETERY COMMITTEE.
Reelected for Another Year and Given a
Vote of Thanks for Their Eff
ficient Work.

At meeting of the Methodist Epis-
copal Mite Society on Saturday even
ing, the GlenwOod Cemetery Commit
tee were praised for the work they had
accomplished, given rising vote of
thanks, and reelected for another
year. They are: Miss Hettie Megear,
Mrs. W. B. Megear, Mrs. John A Hof-
fecker, Miss Lizzie Reynolds, Mrs.
Annie Cummins.
Under the direction of this commit
tee, GlenwoOd M. E. Cemetery has
been greatly improved, and from a
much disordered condition, due more
to neglect than anything else, it has
been transformed into an attractive
looking place. The old mound has
been removed, the walks cleaned and
graveled, the weeds and grass properly
cut, and the entire arrangement much
beautified under the efficient charge
of the committee. They have not only
the thanks of the Mite Society, but the
membership of the church and citizens
of this town appreciate their services
in making a creditable showing in that
old cemetery.
Smyrna times., 1899-10-11
Bitter HOSIERY FACTORY.
A New Engine and Three New Knitting Ma
chimes Added the Past Week.

The Bitter Hosiery Manufacturing
Company have placed in their factory
the past week, three new knitting ma
chimes and erected in place of their old
six horsepower engine, a new and i'm
proved one. There has been more or
less delay at the factory recently
caused by the failure of the old engine
to run the plant. Consequently the
management were forced to get new
power, which they have now in the ten
horsepower recently purchased from
Watertown, N. Y, and has been placed
in by George W. Taylor of this town.
The factory at present contains 80
round head, and automatic knitters,
10 ribbers, and s sewing machines.
With the increased power and addi-
tiOnal machines, the Bitter Hosiery
Company will be able with their pres
ent force to turn ont 1900 dozen stock
ings a week.