The Red Cloud chief., 1899-07-21
EVERY DAY

penulcltus, says the hiawatha W ORD
"Insiead Of operating, the physician
siezes the patients leg gives it a violent
jerk in such a manner that the leading
muscle in the leg acts on the vermi.
form appendix causing the obstacle
to be elected" Up this way the prac.
tice Of pulling legs has been in vogue
for many years; but instead Of the
treatment acting upon the vermiform
appendix, the eject Is most always
noticed In the disgorging Of the surplus
from the pocket book.
When the mustard greens are gather.
ed and are cooking In the pot, and the
days OF cold are traded for weather
that Is hot, don't you reckon there1l
be kicking from the folks on every side
or will the population sweat and go on
satisfied. Somehow I love the winter
with its salads, soups and beans, but
| better love the summer with It's frogs
and mustard greens. So we sing the
song Of summer when the days are
warm and hot and the mustard greens
are gathered and a boiling ia the pot.
Unknown Poet.
The other day a darkey came to
Kensington and stopping in the out.
skirts Of town attracted the attention
OF the citizens by shouting in a loud
tone Of voice: Don't come nigh me!
Ise got de smallpox Jes put somefin' to
eat on de ground and a dollar In mon
ey on de top of it and I'll get it and 90
right away from here" A pile Of eat.
ables as big as the coon could lug was
soon placed on the ground by the
frightened citizens, together with
several dollars, and the black rascal
loaded up and proceeded thence to
other fields Of NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Herald.
An exchange very truthfully re.
marks that most people live under the
hallucination that the editor OF a coun.
try weekly spends his time in a weari.
some pursuit OF something to ill the
paper" regardless of what il is. Right
here ON our desk lie seven different re.
quests for a little free adv ertising
waiting for the hungry NOW of the
waste basket. There are two chau.
tauqua societies, q sporlsmen associa.
ton, the Omaha exposition, and others
to- numerous to mention. All they
want is a little free advertising.
"Would the editor be so kind" rs to
give these affairs n share of his bread
and olemargarinef-Adair Clowa) Mes
senger.
A little boy in the Minneapolis public
school recently handed in to the
teacher the following composition on
"Our Breath" "Our breath is made of
air. II it were not for our breath we
would die. The breath keeps going
through our liver, lights and lungs.
Boys shut up in a tight room al, day
should wait until they get Out OF doors.
Air in a has carbonicide in it,
aud carbonicide is poisoner than mad
dogs. Once some men were shut up
in q black hole in India; a carbonicide
into that there hole and afore morning
nearly every one Of them was dead.
Girls wear corsets which squeeze
there diagrams most too much. Girls
can't run and boiler like boys cause
there diagrams are squeezed. II I was
a girl l would just ruu and boiler so
my diagram would grow. That's all
on breath Minneapolis Messenger.
According to a story that is going the
rounds Of the newspapers the late Bill
Nye wrote this az advertisement.
Owing to my i~ll.health, | will sell at
my residence in township nineteen,
range eighteen, according to govern.
mental survey, n plush raspberry
COW, aged 8 years. She is a good milk.
err, and is not afraid of cars or anything
else. She is of %undaunted courage and
gives milk frequently, To a man who
dose not fear death in any form she
would be a great boon.
She is very much attached to her
present home by means of a stay chain
but she will be sold to any one who
will agree to treat her right, She is
%one.fourth short.horn and three.fourth
hyena. will also throw in a double
barrel shot gun, which goes with her.
In May sh, usually goes away for a
week or two and returns with a tall
red calf with wabbley legs. Her name
is Rose. would rather sell her to a
nonresident.
What might have been"-ift that little