New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-08-26
NTH he has class Of talking apes to br - with

until he has a class Of talking apes 10 pr ~ Win
him He is going TO teach them to speak IN
French. German and English
The Ethics Of the Case.-Clara--I suppose now
that have broken off the. engagement shou'u
Maud~Not necessarily. 1 should certainly walt walt
until / was engaged TO someoody eise'-'De"o''
Free Press.
Japanese statistical tables Indicate that there are
a little more than ten thousand foreign residents
in the Empire nearly one-haif OF them being chi
nese There are 2.l1s English. l.076 Americans %
Germans 491 French. 297 Russians, the REMAINDER
being represented by small groups or dinereht
nationalities. On the other hand, the NUMBER OF
Japanese living abroad Is not far from Sixty tnou-
sand the largest share in Hawaii and Corea' vi
japanese students abroad. numbering about TWEEN
ty-Hve hundred, the United States receives 2lH.
A Bill Passer-Quinn-The PHI passed 10y, 10y o ouc
passed by the New-York Congressraa m -
was not apprehended.
Qunn-What for? -
DeFonte-Passng a counterfeit bill-Chieago
News.
The ancient city Of frankfort Main has
made magnificent preparations for the ceieDrsuoh
of the both anniversary OF Goethes birth, on
Angus. g. The festivities to last several days
Politics.-Mr Ward Heel-Booze has, promised
%f job Sn'' II ne'p nominate Nun $780,. ., cot.
Mrs. Ward HEELS thls man Do"@e '"'' Va oN
Mr.. W. H-Not by any means; old slydos is run
NM Mrs W Hand II slydog gets II?
Mr. w HI be all right ANYHOW nc ,on m On u'' tbe
s sSmsra tseSrm sS ne5RR ns state Journal
farmers wife near Wellington, Mo-. while feed
ing chickens recently, dropped an earring, which
was quickly gobbed up by one OF the fowls she
could not pick out the particular chicken. so killed
them one by one-twenty-seyen in all-but fahed 10
find the earring Then she began to look around
and found It in the grass where the old hen hau
dropped t. They are still serving chicken at every
meal Mt that home.
DEWEY's 1900 BREAKFAST
Let's go kind Of easylike Std o getun rasn IL, q,
Let's have ambrosa by the ton and nectar brought
AT dinner err But fur breakfast. why not simple ham
an eggs?
There's one peculiar fact about the most mortal
Their, a1petites is tender In the forepart OF the day
II takes some hours fur hunger to get steady on
And, in the mean time. all one needs is tes' some
ham an eggs
The Admir- amt man from whom the public
Achievements in digestlon-his is feats Of intellect
Although his brains amt built like ours his stom-
ach doubtless begs ur,,rs,.,,,n.
"''" al -Cwashngton Star.
Verbatim reports seldom seen In French
papers and the shorthand writer plays very IN
significant part In Partisan journalism. THESE cir
cumstances lend peculiar interest TO the TACT that
the Figaro" has a STAFF of eleven stenographers
at the Rennes trial. With them are ten typewriters
and four sub-editors special service has also
been set on foot insure rapid transmission or the
copy to the telegraph office and between the Cen
trail Telegraph Bureau in Paris and "figaros
printing house
The Time from the station.-He showed plainly
that he was Disguised.
,.You told met' he said to the real estate dealer
that this house was only five minutes walk from
the station" , ... -.
ION the contrary" replied the real estate man
81 was careful TO say nothing about walk III
either of my advertisements or my conversation
/ said IL was only five minutes from the station
hut meant with bicycle. "-(Chcago Post