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The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1899-08-25
THE OPEN DOOR.

A Telephone is an Open Door through
which trade enters
Telephone Service is asbusiness neces-
sity.
1t is to the merchant an outlet for in
formation and quotations and an inlet
for orders.
Telephone service keeps the manufac-
turer, the merchant and the consumer
in constant touch.
1t notifies the producer at whatever
distance of the variations of demand.
Telephone service increases sales by the
expedition it lends to the filling of orders.
1t keeps the business interests through
out the country in communication with
the markets.
Telephone service saves much time and
as Time is Money" it saves MONEY.
1t costs less than an errand boy and it
does the work of a commercial giant.
Telephone service between office and
residence is tremendous convenience,
and at the present message rates is an
unimportant expense.
If one telephone SO increases business
that the ':Open Door" is crowded, open
another door; that is, have another tele-
phone-or better, a Private Branch Ex-
change, with trunk lines to the Central, .
switchboard, and as many stations as
may be required.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1899-08-25
A KITCHEN

fully equipped with the various
appliances for Cooking with Gas is a
delight to the housekeeper, an easy
method for keeping good cook, and
a source of continuous and healthful
surprises in the supplies for the table.
If the range is not desired for an
extensive meal, the hot plates with
one or two burners serve an excel
lent substitute. Hot plates, or grid
dies serve for the breakfast cakes.
Ovens for keeping meal warm for
belated son or husband are practi-
cal and convenient Iron heaters,
broilers and toasters save time and
patience since few feet of rubber
tubing will place them close at hand
that no delay may occur in serving
all that should come together during
the meal The London Lancet, the
highest medical authority in Eng
land, says that Gas must be more
economical than coal, because the
heat from coal must necessarily go
up the chimney, while the full effect
of Gas is used. The same paper adds:
consequent upon the sharp heat and a
plentiful supply of air around the joint cooked
he juices of the meat are kept in while the
excess of fat is eliminated. This is why, in
cooking with Gas, the joint is invariably richer
n gravy constituents
The supply of Gas Stoves, Ranges
and Cooking Appliances is almost
endless, and all tastes have been
studied by The MoRRIsTowN GAS
COMPANY, Office Savings Bank
Building Telephone call No 109 a.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1899-08-25

For whipping, use wildwood Farm Purife +
Cream Just right Fresh daily at Sullivan
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1899-08-25
BIG CATCH OF BASS.

United States Bank Examiner Will
liam H. Bryan, of East Orange, not even
the most distant connection of Ex-
Colonel Bryan, of the Nebraska militia,
has been the guest of Harrie b. Hoff-
man during the week In comp any
with his host, Frank W. and Howard
Mulford, fishing trip was made to
Openaki Lake, on Wednesday resulting,
according to Fisherman Hoffman's story,
in phenominal catch of Oswego bass
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1899-08-25
Low Rates. Perfect Service.

For Rates and Particulars Address the
CONTRACT Department, or Call by Tele-
phone Without Charge,
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1899-08-25

Continued on fourth Page.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1899-08-25

G5 Pastors will please send in their
religious notices not later than Tuesday
of each week.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
A SUMMER REFLECTION.

I have read about old Dante and the journey
which he took
To write the words that fill In for our parlor pic.
ture book,
And it's many a time I've wondered how It was
he ever missed
The fercest. most emphatic style Of torture In
the list.
l have scanned those illustrations, and 1 see no.
body there
With the latest cut OF clothing and a look Of wild
despair,
Compelled by imps who stand around, IMPLYING
and alert,
To wear a stand up collar and q hard boiled
shirt.
There is nothing more intense in the refinement
Of distress
Than to take q man when weatheris at one hun
dred, more or less,
And starch him stiff and proper and then turn
him down the street
To share the grim discomfort Of the other men
he'll meet.
And each will smile, no matter how his garb may
rasp and cling;
Their grief knows not the comfort which COM
partnership might bring.
You must keep namely Jolly and pretend it
doesn't hurt
When you wear a stand up collar and q hard
boiled shirt.
IL It possible the ruler Of that realm depleted
there
In the book which makes you shudder a. you ham
die it with care
Is, way down deep within his heart, . sympa-
thetic eli,
Far more considerate Of man than man Is Of him
selfP
There are costumes light and airy IS you glance
the pages through,
And perhaps it is high time to let tho devil have
his due.
He meier compelled a mortal who his fate could
not avert
To wear a stand up collar and a hard boiled
shirt.
-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
STORY OF A SLAVE.

To be bound hand and foot for years
by the chains of disease Is the worst
form of slavery. George D. Williams, of
Manchester, Mich, tells how such a
slave was made free. He says: my
wife has been so helpless for five years
that she could not turn over in bed
alone. After using two bottles of Elec-
trio Bitters, she is wonderfully i'm
proved and able to do her own work"
This supreme remedy for female dis
eases quickly cures nervousness, sleep
~lessness, melancholy, headache, back
ache, fainting and dizzy spells. This
miracle working medicine is a godsend
to weak, sickly, run down people. Every
bottle guaranteed. Only so cents. Sold
by Fischer & Co, druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
An Enterprising Author.

A correspondent writing from the
wilds Of West Virginia says:
II have wrote up to date four books
that beat anything l has ever read, but
l never published none of 'em, because
nobody would handle ZEN without pay
In advance. l want to go to Georgia
on a visit and will here state that !,
will sell one of 'em for a railroad pass
to that state and another for a months
board at a moderate hotel. Now, l
think that's mighty cheap for two first
class novels which was wrote off by a
man who was raised and born in the
south and who went through the civil
war like a streak Of lightning!'-At-
lanta Constitution.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
Still More Counterfeiting.

The Secret Service has unearthed an
other band of counterfeiters and secured
a large quantity of bogus bills, which are
so cleverly executed that the average
person would never suspect them of
being spurious. Things of great value
are always selected by counterfeiters for
imitation, notably the celebrated Hos
letters Stomach Bitters, which has many
imitators but M equals for indigestion,
dyspepsia, constipation, nervousness and
general debility. The Bitters sets things
right in the stomach, and when the
stomach is in good order it makes good
blood and plenty of it. In this manner
The Bitters get at the seat of strength
and vitality, and restore vigor to the
weak and debilitated. Beware of coun-
terfeiters when buying.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
READ HIS

(From the Times, Hillstille, va.)
suffered with diarrhoea for a long
time, and thought I was past being
cured. I had spent much time and
money and suffered so much misery
that I had almost decided to give up all
hopes of recovery and await the result,
but noticing the advertisement Of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy and also some testimo-
malls stating how some wonderful cures
had been wrought by this remedy, I de-
cided to try it. After taking a few doses
l was entirely well Of that trouble, and
I wish to say further to my readers and
fellow-sufferers that I am a hale and
hearty man to-day, and feel as well as
I ever did in my life.-O. r. Moore.
Sold by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
REMARKABLE RESCUE.


Mrs. Michael Curtain, Plainfield, ILL.,,
makes the statement that she caught
cold, which settled on her lungs; she
was treated for a month by her family
physician, but grew worse. He told her
she was a hopeless victim Of consump-
ton, and that no medicine could cure
her. Her druggist suggested DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption; she
bought a bottle, and to her delight
found herself benefited from first dose.
She continued its use, and after taking
six bottles, found herself sound and
we'll; now does her own homework, and
Is as we'll as she eve a This Great
Discovery at Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Only 80 cents and 81; every bottle guar
anteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22

fammation, an i~rregularity or a weakness,
and this medicine will act directly upon it,
and restore the organs to perfectly healthy
action. 1t prepares the girl to become a
woman the wife to become a mother, the
middle-aged to pass the turn of life " in
safety. It is not a cure-all y but a medi-
cine for women only, and is the prescrip-
ton of DR.. r. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, the
world famed specialist in the treatment of
disorders of women. Any reader of this
paper may consult DR.. Pierce free by mail.
Write him If your local physicians do not
seem to understand your case.
Mrs. w. J. Kidder, Of Hill Dale Farm, (Enos-
burg CENTER, Enosburg, VT, writes: During
the past year I found myself pregnant and in
rapidly failing health. I suffered dreadfully
from bloating and urinary difficulty. was
growing p~erceptibly weaker each day and suf-
fered much sharp pain at times. I felt that
something must be done. I sought your advice
and received a prompt reply. I followed your
directions and took twelve bottles Of DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription. and also followed your
instructions. I began to improve Immediately,
my health became excellent, and ! could do all
my own work 1--WE live on a good sized farm, |
walked and rode all 1 could, and enjoyed it.. l
had a short, easy confinement and have a healthy
baby boy" :.
DR.. Pierce's Pellets cure biliousness.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
WAS oBLlGlNG.
But 1t u Not Always Safe to Quote
Poetry.

Duk ~ - NVA AWAY SAAo ~ VAohO
Poetry.
The young man who sings loud and
long was interrupted by a tap at the
door Of his apartment.
excuse me-" said the tall, thin
stranger, II am sorry to intrude. I &C.
cupy the fat under you. and I have
come up to inquire if you are the gen
tleman who sings ballads"
"Yes," was the answer, with the air
of a who Is modest, but cannot
deny the truth. care you fond of
music?"
81 don't know that I am what you
call fond Of 1T. At the same time !
haven't anything particular against 1t.
I am very much affected by some
things I hear"
"That amounts to the same thing
as being fond of it," was the answer,
in a tone of soothing encouragement.
81 have been wondering If I caught
the words Of your favorite song cor
rectly. Let me see:
"How often, oh, how often,
Have l wished that the ebbing tide
Would bear me away on its bosom
To the ocean wild and wide.
Is that rightY
Eyes; it's right, according to my
recollection. Is that one Of the pieces
you are affected by?"
"Yes. l have been affected by that
for hours at a time. 1t has drawn me
irresistibly to you. 1t has filled me
with a yearning to do something that
would make you happier. And I called
up to say that If you'll come down to
the river with mt any evening I'll pay
your car fare and hire a boat and
give you a good start on the first
ebbing tide scheduled. And I don't
mind saying that the farther out it
bears you the better TIL be satisfied
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
Another Gag.

Sandy Pikes-Mister, kin yer give a
poor fellow a nickel? I've got a quarter
already, but l want to make it up to 80
cents.
Quinn-What do you want with 80
cents?
Sandy Pikes-I want to see how | look.
A fellow up the street just told me l
looked like 30 cents.-From the Chicago
Daily News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
A Plausible suggestion.

GLOW do you say the duel was
fought to a fatal finish in FrenchT"
inquired the novel writer.
And the man who Is expert at con-
cealing his ignorance replied quickly:
"That isn't a reasonable question. i
don't believe they ever have occasion
to say such a thing as that in French"
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS.

Are grand, but Skin Eruptfons rob
cures them, also Old, Running and Fe-
yer Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons, Corns,
Warts, Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Scalds,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains. Best Pile
cure on earth. Drives out Pains and
Aches. Only rs cts. a box. Cure guar
anteed. Sold by Fischer & Co., drug
giSts,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
DUH Of COMPREHENSION.

Old Gent (who knows the young
mans s%alary)-If you and my daugh-
ter could live respectfully and COM
fortably on $40 a week, l should not
object to the match. But you can't.
Young Man-No; but my salary is 500
a week, and that added to the $40 a
week you are talking about would
make forty.-New York Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22

"They say" remarked the candid
friend, that you ought to be dis
ciplined."
"WhyT" inquired Dom Paul.
because you won't give them any
satisfaction when they ask you ques-
TONS"
"Humph. l have at least the honor
Of being criticised as one of the few
diplomats who haven't talked too
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
II Drew Trade.

Friend-Why do you have such mis-
spelled and ungrammatical signs in
your front window?
Sharp Tradesman-People think I'm
q Ounce and come in to swindle me.
Trades just booming.-New York
Weekly,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
pECoS VALLEY & NORTHEASTERN RY,
Central Time)

Central Time)
Train No. 1 leaves Pecos daily $3.50 al
M, arrives Carlsbad 1880 a. M, Roswell
HAS p. M, Amarillo 9:2o p. M, con-
Meeting with A., 7. & S. f. and F. W.
& D. G. Rys.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily 5:35
a. M, arrives Roswell 1925 p. M, Carls-
bad 6:15 p. m, Pecos 10:40 p. m. ron
Meeting with the Texas & Pacific Ry.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oak and
Nogal, N. M, leave Roswell, N M,
daily except Sunday at 7 a. m.
For low rates, for information regard.
ng the resources Of this valley, prices
OF lands, etc, address
D. II. NICHOLS
General Manager,
DON d. DONAHUE, Carlsbad, N. NJ.
Gen. Frt. and Pass Agent,
Carlsbad, N. N.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
Code of Civil procedure.

Every practicing attorney in the tel
ritory should have a copy Of the New
Mexico Code of Civil Procedure, bound
in separate form with alternate BLANK
pages for annotations. The New Mex
lean Printing company has such an edi-
ton on sale at the following prices:
Leatherette binding, $1.25; full law
sheep, 50: flexible morocco, 80. so.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
A Lofty Ambition,

"My DEAR" said the banker to his
only daughter, II have noticed a young
mar attired in a dress suit in the parlor
two or three evenings each week Of
late. What is his occupationY
"He Is at present unemployed, ia
ther," replied the fair girl, a dreamy,
faraway look in her big blue eyes, "but
he is thinking seriously Of accepting
a position of life companion to a young
lady Of means."-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
In the Smart Set.

Mrs. Jones-If the clergyman hest
tated, why didn't you get a civil magis-
trate to marry you?
Mrs. Brown-Oh | couldn't think of it!
It's bad enough for a person of a deeply
religious nature to have to be divorced
by a magistrate, to say nothing Of being
married by ~one.-From the Detroit
Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
a WORD TO

Mothers Of children affected with
Group or a severe cold need not hesitate
to administer Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. It contains no opiate nor mar
cotic in any form, and may be given as
confidently to the babe as to an adult.
The great success that has attended its
use in the treatment Of colds and Group
has won for it the approval and praise
it has received throughout the United
States and in many foreign lands. For
sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
Art. Etc.

1 am welded to my art! exclaimed the
Painter.
The Ordinary Mortal thought he
understood, although of course he did
not.
am welded to a chrome, myself! he
said compassionately.
As for the Painter, he would have
been furiously angry, only it was not
worth while.-From the Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
A Warning to Root.

The new Secretary of War. Lawyer
Root, talks a good deal, and bustles
around very busily, and his friends are
saying for him, just watch him, now, and
see how he is going to run things. 1t is
not a good sign for his success and hap
piness. Before he knows he will be
lodging journalistic bombs and arrows
and making explanations Of how it hap
pened.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
No Cause For Alarm.

"Great heavens! What's the cause
of all that yelling around the corner?
Come, let's hurry, there may be a MUIR
der!"
"Stay, don't get excited! We're used
to that. We hear it every day. There's
a painless dentists office around
there. "-Chicago Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
BIsMARCK's IRON NERVE

BISMARCK'S IRON NERVE
Was the result Of his splendid health.
Indomitable will and tremendous ener-
gy are not found where Stomach, Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels are out Of order. If
you want these qualities and the sue
cess they bring, use DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. They develop every power Of
brain and body. Only Is cts. at Fischer
& Co.'s drug store.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22

Quinn-Dick's father must be a rail-
road man.
De Fonte-What makes you think
so?
Quinn-Because when Dick lost on
the races and wrote home for money
his father replied In four words.
De Fonte-What were they?
Quinn-Keep off the track.-Chicago
News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
A Victim of Overconfdence.

This bill isn't what l had a right to ex-
pect, grumbled the man who had step
ped up to the cashiers window at the
gas company's office.
Two dollars, hey? said the cashier,
glancing at the bill. That doesn't seem
to be very exorbitant. What was it the
month before?
Four dollars.
You didn't kick on that, did you?
No.
Why is this so much smaller?
The house was shut up for half the
month.
Then what are you complaining about?
Isn't 80 about right?
Yes, but blame it, l made a bet of IS
the other day that the bill would be as
big as usual!
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
Good Authority.

Eyes, the jury Is instructed. 1t will
bring in a popular verdict"
"But the precedents r all against
IT,"
"They are all overruled in advance"
ION what authority"
"Shotgun."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
TRY ALIENS lease,

A powder to be shaken into the shoes.
Your feet feel swollen, nervous and hot,
and get tired easily. If you have smart
ing feet or tight shoes. try Aliens Foot
Ease. 1t cools the feet and makes walk
ing easy. Cures swollen, sweating feet,
%ingrowing nails, blisters and callous
spots. Relieves corns and bunions OF all
pain and gives rest and com .ort. Try 1t
today. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores for 25c. Trial package FREE.
Address, Allen 8. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
Not The Same.

Jack Nurvy called upon old Money
bags last night and asked him for his
daughters hand.
That was brassy of him. What did
the old man say?
Said, III compromise with you, young
man, and give you my foot. And he did.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
biological.

A speculator was complaining that he
had invested a rather large sum of money
in Wall street and had lost it all. A
sympathetic friend asked him whether
he had been a ''bull" or a "bear."
Neither, was the sad reply. They
made a monkey Of me.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22

The great success of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
in the treatment Of bowel complaints
has made it standard over the greater
part of the civilized world. For sale by
A. G.. ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
Motdce for Publication.
Homestead Entry No. $780,

LAND OFFICE A. SANTA FE, N. NJ
August II, 1889. )
Notice 10 hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intention
to make Ana proof In support Of. his claim.
and that said proof will be made before the
Register or Receiver at Santa Fe, New Mexico,
on September Is, 1893, viz: George Holmes
for the NV 4 of sec 1, tip II n. r 10 g.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous. residence upon and cultiva-
tion Of said land. viz:
Juan Pedro williams. Marcelino Lucero.
Petrolino Armijo, bernardo Gonzales, all Of
Santa Fe, New Mexico.
MANUEL R. OTsRo, Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22

"They couldn't teach Joe a thing
about history"
"Why not?"
Ellis excuse was that he didn't be-
lieve in anything that he couldn't see."
"What's he going to do nowY
"His father thinks Of setting him up
as an agnostic."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22

AS usually treated a sprain will dis
able the injured person for three or four
weeks, but if Chamberlain's Pain Balm
is freely applied a complete cure may
be effected in a very few days. Pain
Balm also cures rheumatism. cuts.
bruises and burns. For sale by A. G..
ireland
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
Divorced.

You who have loved me, love some other
man.
Try to forget me: If you will, you can.
l who have loved you-I who love you
still
Hope to forget you: if ! can, I will.
Town Topics,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
Going to Some Trouble.

Wot's Jimmy Farrissey standin' on his
head for?
Aw, he's calm tention' to de fac dat
he's had his shoes soled.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
On the ~Installement Plan.

Patient-What does it cost to have a
tooth pulled out?
.Dentist-Two-and-six.
Patient-Then do you mind pulling it
out half way for one-and-three, and TIL
finish the job myself?-From Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
One Quill.

Pearl-Why don't you try to get the
nomination? 1t would be another feather
in your hat.
Ruby-More than one feather in your
hat is not fashionable these days.-From
the Chicago Daily News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
Pom the Qusstdou.

Let womin propose, mused the %janitor
philosopher, let womin propose, an thin,
faith, If they git dissatisfied with thor
choice they how no wan to blame but
thimselves.-From the Chicago Daily
News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-22
Typewriter Tactics,

"Mrs. Spellman wears all her best
summer clothes down to the Office"
us she In love with anybody there?"
mo, but she says it scares her en-
ployer so he doesn't give her much
work to do."-Chicago Record.