The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1899-11-24

Like diamonds raindrops glisten.n
Drops of Hoods Sarsaparlla are
precious Jewels for the blood which
x listen in their use.
The following is important If true:
The Colony Free Press says:
Representatives OF the Cement works at
lola have been in Colony this week looking
the field oyer with view to prospecting
for gas at this place
NauvoO, H., Independent Attor.
ney Phin. Morrill, who left the sum
mer for lola, Kansas, is having
beautiful residence erected and will
move his family there as soon as 1t ls
completed. lola has increased nearly
5000 in population in the last year.
The q. A. r. Post of Spring Hill
held reception and presented
handsome gold watch to the Tween.
tieth soldier from that place. He Is
Carl NJ. West aud was member of
company a." and all the lola boys
know him.
The Salvation army has come to
lola to stay. AS already reported in
the REGISTER they have secured one
of the upper rooms on the North Side,
which they have properly lifted up
and where they expect to hold meet
ings every night until further notice.
The Our Way restaurant has a new
coon on the pay roll. All the late
addition has to do is to sleep in the
pile of sawdust in the front window,
"A job which would prove very se-
ductive to any old coon. (What do
you think of reporter who doesn't
know coon from postum? TypO.)
Capital The Spearville man who
shook hands with General Funston
may rank rather high in his town,
but he is not in II one time with the
Allen county man who loaned the
General the pair of spurs he will use
when he returns to the Philippines.
Thousands of men and women
suffer from piles, especially women
with female weakness have this suf.
fering to contend with in addition to
their other pains. TABLER'S
BUCKEYE PILE OINTMENT will
quickly effect cure. Price so cite in
bottles, tubes 70 cts. Evans Bros.
John Osborne, of Hum boldt, who
has reputation all over the county
as a level-headed, conservative bust
ness man, remarked while in lola
Monday that he would not be
surprised to see Iola's population 10,
600 or $1,000 inside the next three
years.
This Is the way the Savonburg
paper renews hostilitIes with the
Elsn1ore paper: "Mr. --, who
gets his mail at Elsmore and does his
trading at Savonburg, ETC." 1t is
really too bad that two such excellent
papers as the Enterprise and Record
should devote so much space to abus-
ing eachother.
Infant mortality is something
frightful. Nearly one.quarter die be-
fore they reach one year, one-third
brfIre they are five, and one-half be-
fore tnev are fifteen The timely
usn of WHITES CREAM VERMI-
FUGE would save majority Of
these precious lives. Price 25 cents.
Evans Bros.
Mr. j. f.. Wyaad left the latter part
of last week for Nashville, III. HIS
lola friends have figured 1t out that
when Mr. and Mrs. WAND return to
lola and get settled in their new home
on North Washington averue. they
will he mighty welcome additions to
Iola's population.
For burns, cute, bruises, lacera-
tions, or injuries Of any description.
BALLARD'S SNOW EMINENT is
a sovereign remedy. It,never fails to
do good, and so promptly that Its
wonderful properties frequently
create surprise. Price % and 50 cts.
Evans Bros.
Sunday was long, dreary, blue,
foggY day and probably marked the
line between summer and winter.
Winter is long overdue and some of
its friends are getting worried about
it. In Topeka one firm which has
used two tons of coal to heat their
building so far, had used twenty tons
at this time last year.
A beggar who worked the streets
most industriously Saturday after
noon had the most superior article of
gallic nerve ever displayed in these
parts. He braced everybody he saw
for a dime "to get drink of whisky
to sober up onn He needed soberer
badly but few people believed he
was trying the right method.
If you have sore throat, soreness
across the back or side, or your lungs
feel sore aud tender, or you are
threatened with diphtheria or pneu-
monia, apply BALLARD'S SNOW
EMINENT externally and use BAL
LARD'S FOREGROUND SYRUP.
Evans Bros.
The pernicious effect of the habit of
kissing on the ear has, never been
taught to Chanute Misses judging by
the following from the Tribune:
The lola boy who was heard, accidently,
last Sunday, pleading for Just one" and
who got lust one" but IL was on the ear
will learn In time that Chanute maidens are
not as easily coaXed as the lola damsels
Ord Christian has been negotiating
successfully with u Kansas City drug
and will begin work for
them next week i'm a clerical capacity.
Ord was druggist before he was a
soldier and his early return TO his