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Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

DO you make special terms to bridal
parties?" asked the innocent-looking
bridegroom.
YES" replied the honest hotel clerk.
1--WE always charge EN- double rates.
Ohio State journal.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

That indignant Kansas husband who
handcuffed a preacher whom he ac-
cused of running away with his wife
made a mistake. lie should have hob
bled him.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
Political Caution.

"Mary, how do you feel about this
open-door idea?"
"Well, the open door is all right. but
/ think we ought to have n fy-screen
door, too."-Chicago Record.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

A Binghamton On. W girl who was
reported to be worth 100000 received
200 offers OF marriage by mail within
week. And il is safe TO say that they
were all made upon the basis Of true
love
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

"The big chair trust has been per-
fected."
"Weli, there's still the ground to sit
Plain Dealer.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
Valuable Advice.

my wife always consllts me about
every article of attire she buys-frocks.
hats, shoes, gloves-eyerything."
"My wife does. too; that is, she asks
me for the money."-Brooklyn Life.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
He Ha d.

"Have you Married in Haste?'" she
asked of the young man behind the
counter in the bookstore.
81 have" he replied, but it's all right
now. was divorced at leisure. - Chi
cago Post.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
Usually the Way.

Tommy" said the teacher. what is
meant by nutritious food?"
Something to eat that amt got no
taste to IT," replied Tommy.-Tit-Bits
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
Danxerou. sometime..

Shell suppose you are aware, Fred,
that an engagement is serious thing?
He-0h, yes. Why, some of them lead
TO marriage.-Town Topics.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

Mr.. Branscombe-I see there are over
90 different secret societies in the Unit
ed States.
Mrs. Branscombe-Which five don't
you belong to?-Chicago Daily News.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
A Cause for Surprise.

Miss Passe lin CONFERENCE.-The you
know. my dear, | am 20 to-day?
Miss Caustic-What, still? - N. Y.
World
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
Reverse Eject.

$50 they finally froze johnson out Of
the company, did they?"
"Yes. And I never saw Q hotter man
In all my life."-Indianapolis Journal.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
An Obsevvnttou.

The man who gets up in the morning and
grumbles
II breakfast Is not yet In sight,
10 the very same man who goes fishing
and patiently
Waits all the day for a bite.
IN. Y. World
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
Tale of Warm Affection.

To wed the girl who was his flame
Was what the spark desired;
He told about his burning love.
And then got promptly fired.
Puck
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

The women of Detroit are collecting
money TO present to Admiral Schley
handsome sword and complete dress
uniform.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

Now in this age OF trusts. alasi
Fair woman plays her part:
The summer girl let's no chance pass
To syndicate her heart.
Catholic Standard and Times
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
Neutrality-suspicious. MIX.

II seems that. after all. much OF the
public alarm as 10 the danger Of the
spread of tuberculosis through the
drinking Of milk il unnecessary. For
some years the station officials ut the
New Jersey experiment station have
been closely observing several tuber-
culous cows, formerly part OF the sta
tons general herd. When the animals
reacted under the delicate tuberculin
test. they were not slaughtered. but
were segregated and studied. They
find that the milk from these cows has
been tested and analysed again and
again, but thus far no germs have been
found in II. So that, from a scientific
point of view. these cows have pro-
duced clean and healthful milk. One
criticism on this achievement points
out that, although no germs have been
found in the milk. IL is not safe to say
that the milk has never contained any.
The germs may be found in unsuspect-
ed corners and in one milking and not
in another. The testing apparatus. too.
is not yet perfected. The general eff
feet of these Investigations, however,
p To make the public much more COM
Portable as to its daily milk supply.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06
INDIGESTION.

Napoleon Jackson--Is de ole woman
VERY sick, Bass?
Bass Jones-Yis; terrible gnawin'
pain in de stumjack!
Napoleon Jackson-Wha's de causa-
ton?
Bass Jones-She jist swallud her
false teeth Harlem Life.
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

Fogg-For heavens sake, how much
more are you going to eat Of that saladP
You've put away half-gallon of it al
ready.
Henderson Nonsense. I've only
eaten a mouthful.
Fogg-That's what said. - Harlem
Life,
Semi-weekly interior journal. [volume] (Stanford, Ky.) 1881-1905, 1899-10-06

An English doctor who has been
much interested in the American opera
tons against the Filipinos tells this
story: 1--WE had just finished our break
fast one morning. and was talking to
President Schurman. We were watch
ing the weird manner in which the
leaves Of the sensitive plant opened and
closed, when there was yell, accom-
panied by the crack of rife and the
whistle of bullet. A soldier came run
ming down the decline at the rate of
25 knots, as the Americans say.
On asking him the cause of this energy
he held up his left hand, the lettering
finger of which had been pierced by a
bullet, leaving a neat circular opening
through the first phalanx. After being
dressed he wanted to go on fighting.
and was greatly annoyed because /
would not allow him TO. '"rain't so
much the burned portfolio through me
finger he said, as gets me on the raw;
it's the losin' of all the - fun"
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07
PURELY Personal.

w. NJ. Rogers went to Denver
this morning on business.
Hon. Lee Champion was
transacting business at the county
seat today.
County Superintendent Kill
gore went TO Florence yesterday
Salida Mail.
w. w. Cafky has resumed
his duties at the Palace Pharmacy
after his brief vacation.
DR.. B. s. Roseberry and John
Miller made business trip to
Canon City this morning.
Miss Collar has given up the
house on Main street and taken a
cottage on Marble avenue.
John Lawrence is in Pueblo
today completing arrangements for
the coon cakewalk tonight.
Walter 10y returned yester-
day to spend his college vacation
with his parents in this place.
Miss Nell Rollins has ac-
cepted the position of cashier at
the Globe during the vacation of
Miss Grace Munson.
Allen Jameson, of Canon
City, is in town today taking
notes on the construction of a
modern water system. Canon may
need something of this kind in
the near future.
Mrs. Albert Merrill and Miss
Annie Halpin came up from Flor
ence Friday and are visiting
among Salida friends. In few
days they will go to Gunnison to
join Mr.. Merrill, who is now To-
Gated there. Salida Mail.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07
A. to Proyide.ee,

A country parsoA went to see hum
BILE parishioner and, if possible. to com
fort him some little under heavy trou-
BILE which had befallen The pastor
found the homely old man in his desc
late cottage alone He said many
things, and added that he must try t.
take all affiiction humbly, as appointed
to us by Providence.
"Yes, said the good old man, who
was imperfectly instructed in theology.
that's right enough, that is. But
somehow that there old Providence have
bin az in me all along. but l reckon at
there's one above as Il put stopper on
he if he go too ful. Baltimore News.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

The second annual celebration
of Strawberry day at Glenwood
Springs will occur Saturday, June
"a. This is the newest day added
to the list of Coiorado's days Its
inception was happy thought,
coming as it does early in the sea-
son. 1t not only gives an oppor-
tunity for very pleasant outing
to those who desire to visit the
American Spa, but has already
given an impetus to the raising OF
a most delicious fruit. the straw
berry.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

There's a good solid working
comfort in a pair of the BUCK
SKIN BREECHES. They're
loose where looseness is necessary
to eomfort-snug where snugness
means good looks. We don't stint
cloth. cutting or stitches to make
the pants the best in every way.
Best wear. best fit, best looks
they don't require any mending.
Mending is done when the seams
are sewed and the buttons are first
put on,
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07
HOTEL ARRIVALS
AT THE FREMONT.

j. B. McCune, Boston; O. w.
Stewart, j, B. Frederick, w. M.
Turner, Chicago; H, X. Hellis, j.
w. Charles, Henry Hutton, Geo.
w. Prior, j. E Allen, B. j. Dun
lap, Denver; Fred j. Close, Tope-
ka, kas.; A. S. Ackerman, Omaha
Jno. j. Roggell, ST. Louis; Q. T.
Work, Greeley, Colo; l.. Bruce,
Now York; N. II. Cohen. Cinoin-
natl.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07
Exclusive Silks

in waist patterns, four yards
each. no two alike; every lady
should see them; we have the best
line of silks in the city to select
from
Don't forget we carry full line
of ladies' and children's shoes.
Sole agency for the celebrated
Lewis d Broxholm Roche ster shoe,
best shoe on earth.
R. q q. corsets, Royal Worces-
ter corsets. all sizes, large sizes.
New percales, new organdies,
new silk striped zephyrs, new
white goods, new madras cloths,
new P. KS. at reduced prices.
Large assortment of separate
skirts in wash goods.
Big line of shirt waists and
wrappers.
New line of sun umbrellas and
parasols.
Special sale in neck and sash
ribbons.
Souvenirs this week.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07
Business Men and Publicity.

The Bridgeport Business Mems
association has voted that each
mem Der hereafter discontinue all
program advertising and the libe.
The New Haven Retail Mer-
chants association has passed a
resolution requesting all members
TO refuse their ads to society and
church programs and gifts of mer-
chandise for prizes, etc, the prac-
tice of which is Improbable and
unreasonable.
Iowa grocers in convention at
Des Moines in May, passed re-
solution that "money judiciously
expended in newspaper space is
productive of more lasting and
satisfactory results than money
wasted in lobbying for any sense
less legislation This means that
they believe that the best way to
head off the Chicago department
stores and mail order houses to be
patronage of their local news
papers. Press and Printer.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07
A Money rlaker.

Will sell the best money making
dairy in the Arkansas valley.
Home market for all milk produced.
An abundance of feed may be pur-
chased with the stock and lease
made for five years on the dairy
ranch to supply all feed wanted
during this term. For full partic-
ulars, address or come and see
j. j. FITzGERRELL,
Florence, Colo.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

On the evening of the l4th
there will be contest in work in
the third degree between Canon
City and Pueblo lodges, X. of P.
The contest will take place at Pu-
eblo, and special invitation has
been extended to Petroleum lodge.
1t is expected that enough will go
from here that special rates will
be secured. Those who wish to
attend the contest should leave
their names with w. j. Daniels.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

The dance given in McCandless
ball last evening by Miss Rollins
and Mrs Stewart was well at
tended and thoroughly enjoyed.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07
wanted Them All.

Julia Ward Howe was once talking
with dilapidated bachelor. who retain
ed little but his conceit at is time
now" he said, pompously, 'for me to
settle down as married man, but ]
want so much. want youth. health,
wealth, of course, beauty. grace =
"Yes. " ssid Mrs. Howe, sympathet.
ically, ''you poor man. you do want
them all -
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07
ONE MINUTE, PLEASE,

with the Manhattan Life Ins Co.,
the 4Itna Accident Ins. Co., the
Frankfort Plate Glass ms. Co.,
the Spring Garden and Milwaukee
Mechanics Fire Ins. Co.'S. | am
fully prepared to protect you from
loss by death, accident or fire.
Yours for protection.
7. b. NEwKIRK, Agt.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

A corps of linemen came in on
No. / today and have commenced
the work of stringing a fifty-pair
cable on Pixies Peak avenue for
the Colorado Telephone company.
So many new phones are being
added to the system that this is
necessary on account of the large
number of wires required.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

The commencement exercises of
the high school will be held to-
morrow evening in the M. +.
church. Dr. Slocum, of Colorado
College, will deliver the address.
Music by the high school glee
club.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

Tonight occurs the great cake
walk of the "black four hundred''
at McCandless hall. 1t will be the
one event of the season. There
will be eight or ten big. hurley
coons" with their babies" dressed
in the latest fashion of colored So
ciety. 1t will be worth seeing,
Tickets 80, % and l5 cents.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

1t is estimated that 5000 boxes
of Strawberries will be used
by the business men of Glenwood
Springs in decorating their display
windows on. Saturday, June "a,
the day set for the celebration of
Strawberry day in that city.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

In mentioning the finance com
mittee of the Knights of Pythias
yesterday, the name of Lee
Champion was ommitted. There
are five members of this com
mittee.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

The Florence Plumbing compa-
ny has been awarded the contract
to supply the city with tapping
machine and one hundred corpor-
alton cocks.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

At meeting of the Library as
sociation last evening A. Fl. Nc
Lain was chosen a member of the
board of directors to fill the vacan-
cy caused by the resignation of
Thos, Blunt.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

| willsell alta sacrifice the elegant
four-room frame house with stone
foundation and barn on Hawkins
Ave. See j. j. Fitzgerrell. 32tf
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

An office boy is wanted at THE
TRIRUNE; boys under 10 need not
apply.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

Arrangements have now been
perfected and the necessary in
structions given authorizing all
freight trains on the d. q r. G
to carry passen yers between
Canon City and Florence. T. j.
Day, agent d. q R. g. Effective
this date. May 2lst, 1899.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

j. w. Thompson, of the Kelsey
Nursery Co., of st. Joseph, Mo-,
is here looking after stock planted
this spring, and will return in a
short time for fall work. He makes
a practical business proposition to
furnish nursery stock to the
amount of $40 absolutely free.
Call on Judge Keller for full in
formation. Mr. Thompson has
done business here for five years
and gives best of references. His
reputation is well known. 1876
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

The Guild will meet with Mrs.
Morrison Thursday afternoon,
Business of Importance will come
before the Guild and a full attend
ance is desired.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

When you wish rush order for
ice ring up phone No. AL. or
signal the white wagons. The
Florence Crystal Ice Co. 33tf
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

The right lNg is far more subject to
accidents than the left. 1t has been
found that the ratio is about 13 serious
accidents to the right leg to three to the
loft
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07
Ice Cream

Herberts. of Denver at Thompsons,
Chocolate, Strawberry Vanilla.
Also ice cream soda and contec-
tios. Lobach block. 17ml
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

Several slight changes have
been made in the time of arrival
and departure of the ID. d r. G..
trains. The alterations are noted
in the time table.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

On June 25th, the d. &. R. G..
will run a special Marshall Pass
excursion from Pueblo, leaving
there at I a. m. and Florence at
$ a. M. returning the same day.
The fare for the round trip from
Florence will be 81 80. :
T. j. DAY, S. X. HOOPER.
Ag't Florence. G.P. P.&T.A..D D. .&R.G.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

MONEY TO LOAN on real estate.
Security in sums to suit from 500
to 81 900 lots. See Fitzgerrell.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

The practice Of kissing under the
mistletoe is of very ancient origin. as
it dates from the days of the Druids,
when no doubt it had religious mean
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07
LOCAL NEWS

The local rain flag is out at the
signal station.
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

Become reader of the TRIBUNE
The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

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The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07
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The Florence daily tribune., 1899-06-07

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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-25
Profitable Home Dyeing
Diamond Dyes Make Handsome,
Unfading COlOrs.
A Few Dimes VIII Save Many Dol
lars

A Few Dimes VIII Save Many Dol
lars
la nearly every home there are
AIDED an d unfashiOnable dresses and
coats that can be dyed with Diamond
Dyes so they will look as good as new.
Suits for the oOys can be made from
the fathers partly worn clothes, and
then colored with Diamond Dyes 20
look like new. while dresses aud jack
cts can be made for the girls with
little work or expense.
Many women dress their families 10
handsome. fashionable clothlng az a
comparatively small expense, thanks
% Diamond Dyes
Diamond Dyes are put up especially
for home use, aud the directions on
each package are 80 plain that even
the inexperienced can get beautiful
and unfadlng colOrs by using these
dyes. They color anything from rib
bOns, feather, aud waists 70 the heay-
lest coats and dresses.
There are some fifty cOlOrs ia the
list OF Diamond Dyes, making all the
fashionable shades BE sure % use
Only the Diamond, as they are the
only dyes that have stood the test Of
years and that can be depended upon
for successful home dyeiog.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-25
More Wedding Bells.

The next case in Judge Cupid's
court 10 receive the attention OF his
honor is that OF Arthur j. Dayton
and Miss AIDA Il. Irwin, who will be
married this evening at the home Of
the brides parents, Rev. and Mrs. G..
NJ. Irwin.
Mr.. Dayton is we'll known in the
city, where he has spent the greater
portion of his life, being now en-
ployed In the drug firm Of Lunn &
Brooks.
Miss Irwin Is the talented and
popular daughter of Hon. G. M. Irwin
ex-superlntendent OF public instruc
tiOn.
The host OF friends OF the young
couple will extend hearty wishes Of
futures happiness and all prosperity
in years 10 come.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-25
Salem Choral Society.

The Salem Choral Society, which
has done such excellent work In the
past was rearranged last evening at
a meeting held in the university
chapel. An invitation from a COM
mlttee sent by the legislature asking
them TO furnish the musla
for the celebration Of the fortieth
anniversary of Oregon's admission
to the union, to be held February
H. was accepted and an orchestra
ordered retained to assist 10 the work.
A membership of 100 Is expected and
initiatory fees have been placed at
40c.
The new officers are: President,
Scott Bozorth; secretary, ii, w. Swat
ford: treasurer, J. w, Bickford; these
with j. b. Tuthiil. Mrs. j. II. Nc
Nary, Mrs. A. f. Linn and Miss
Annie d. Atwood will constitute the
board OF directors. Prof. f.. Seley
was elected musical director OF the
society.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-25
EIow's This.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re.
ward for any case OF Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Care.
f.. j. CHENEY & Co., Props. Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known
+. J Cheney for the last Is years, and
believe him perfectly honorable 10 all
business transactions and financially
able TO carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEST & TRUAX, Wholesale Drug
gists. Toledo, o.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nal!y, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system
Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists, Testimonials free,
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-25
TIE GREAT SALT Lake ROUTE

The attention Of eastbound travellers is
called to the advantages offered them by the
Rio Grande Western, "Ihe Great Salt lake
Route " The same rates prevailed whether
the trip Is mace via Huntington or an Fran.
cisco. The passenger has hts choice Of two
routes Out OF Portland. three through Colo
rado, and four east thereof. No other line
out OF Portland can offer such variety OF
routes. In addition, days stopover is given
all assengers at any point in Utah or Colo.
rado. Through pullman aud tourist sleep
ing cars are run on all trains, as we'll as free
reclining chair cars. The service and &C.
commodations offered are equal, II not su.
perior to tho.e Of any tTans-continental road,
and rates are always as low as the lowest.
you contemplate a trip east, write TO
ID, Mansfield, General Agent, Rio GIande
Western Railway. I47 Third Street, Portland
Oregon, for any information you may need in
reference to rates, routes or Accommodations.
II.Io-tf
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1896-1899, 1899-01-25
SALEM PEOPLE
and OTHER PEOPLE


Readers ut Salem and other oregon towns are
requested to send IN items of personal aud social
news to appear IN the The Daily and Weekly
Jsurnal.-lED.
j. o, Williams, Of Dallas, was u
Salem visitor Tuesday,
George Steele, Of Portland was a
Salem visitor yesterday,
j. II, GOode, the auctloneer, has re-
turned from business visit at Port
land.
Mrs. f. Priof, qld sou have returned
from an exteI d,d visit with friends
in California.
L. b. Cox, Il prominent attorney Of
Portland. was in the city Tuesday on
legal business.
Mrs. J.R. Fairbank of North Salem,
is lying quite sick, with severe
attack Of the grip.
Lloyd T. Reynold', horticultural
commissioner, Is In Corvallis on bust
ness connected with the board.
Rev. Il. S. BolliuRer, former
pastor Of Salem, but now al Astoria,
Is in the city the guest OF friends.
f. j. Martin OF the .. #. r.. A. Of
Nc. Mlnnville, was at the capitol to-
DAWN the interet Of that association
Mrs. S. R.Jessup and Mrs A. E.
Strange have gone TO Los Angeles
where they will visit friends for sew
eral weeks.