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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
CHICAGO LIMITED.
Eastbound, No.
CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LIMITED.

Trains Nos. 3 and 4, running tri-
weekly in each direction between Chi
cago and Los Angeles, carry only first
class Vestibuled Pullman S%leepers, o
Understanding car, containing gentle
mems buffet, reading and smoking room,
and barber shop, and an observation
car with commodious parlor for ladies
and children; electric lights throughout
the entire train.
CHICAGO, MEXICO & CALIFORNIA
LINE
Nos. 1 and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. O., eastbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. % is q local train between Ell Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and lit
erature pertaining to the Santa Re
route, call on or address,
II. s. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
w. ]. Black, g. p. A.,
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
Wake Up! You are an energetic man

wor's you don't feel like it. You fight III,
feeling all day, and a couple of hours before
closing time ytu turn in and work like a
good fellow. When it's time to stop, YOU
are just warmed up for a six days go.as
you-please. But it is too late, and the
next morning it is the same thing c.
again.
That isn't laziness-it's sickness-real
serious sickness. And later il will develop
into something worse liver trouble, clr
sumption, blood disease, or nervous pros,
tration. There. is a remedy that will PIT;
you on your feet DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery. 1t will wake up yolli
stomach, give you all appetite, and put vim
in your blood. 1t will make a new man Of
you. 1t contains no alcohol and will not
create appetite for stimulants.
Mr.. Charles Hunwick, of L.enox, Maconb Co.
Mich, writes ~ have never felt better in M
life than r do now. ! have taken DR.. Pierce
Colder Medical Discovery right along. l ca:
now walk quite well with a cane and hope to
had to use crutches for nearly two years. think
I am doing fine. l do not cough now and J
can sleep like a school boy. l have been treated
in two hospitals and by three doctors besides
and received no benefit; so l think your med
cine is the only medicine for me"
DO not let any one induce you to take a
substitute i'll place of Golden Medical
Discovery" Buy of reliable dealers.
With tricky ones, something else that paws
them better will probably be offered as
Just as good" Perhaps it is for them
but it can't be for you.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
Richest Beggar on Earth.

The richest beggar in the world lives
in Russia. He was born without feet or
arms, and his physical defects have
brought him great sympathy and much
cash. sympathy would be better be-
slowed if it were given to the army of
Industrious men in this country who
overwork themselves and break down
their health. These men lose their APP
petites, and their stomachs "go back on
them" Their nerves are shattered and
they cannot sleep. The quickest way
for these men to ecove their health is
to take Hostetter's Stomach Bitters,
which is intended particularly for those
who suffer from any of the complaints
mentioned. This remedy is so well
known that it is recognized as n of
the worlds standard medicines.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04

caused some diversion, and even ap-
plause, by removing her hat at her
young mans suggestion. My unfortu-
nate neighbor seized the opportunity to
open up some hints of his own in the
guise Of a dialogue with me.
"That girl, sir, . declared i'm
p~ressively, "that p,rl is W. n her
weight in gold"
Yes" I contented myself with an
swering, my attention on the play. The
young lady in the front wriggled.
1.-The man who mar rs her., con
tinued the sufferer, with the courage
of despair, "marries a pearl-a pearl,
sir, above all pricei"
"Ah?" I Queried absentmindedly,
pigheadedly. combining my interest to
the stage. The young lady in front
huffed he. alf.
''She has had the intelligence, sir,
the intelligence and good breeding, to
take her hat off"
This time he had made a false move,
had gone too far. The young lady in
front squared her shoulders and settled
down more grimly than aver. The
young man saw the game was up and
fell to groaning again. The old gentle
man behind was certainly saving HIM
self a stroke of apoplexy.
This last indecent exhibition of self
indulgence ON the old cynic's part
aroused my indignation and my syImpa-
thy. 1t was a moral snd edifying play,
and we were now coming to the most
instructive part, which I did not want
the young man to miss. l joined forces
to help him and brought my Maxims
up at a trot.
''She has more than all chat, l re-
piled, carrying IN the conversation
where he left it off; much more.
Have you not noticed her beautiful
golden hair, of the color of sunshine
and fineness of silk?"
The young lady in front commenced
to wriggle again. Her hair, also, was
blond, and, to speak the truth, more
beautiful than the others. But of
course we did not tell her so-she knew
it already. | proceeded.
ga young lady with so glorious a
crown as hers, l said, referring to her
whose hat was off, "has never any hest
tation in uncovering in a public assem-
bly,. The only people who keep their
hats on, you will have noticed, are eld-
erly females in a state of decay or else
unfortunate women more OF less bald
headed"
That did ibid it at once. In a
twinkling the hat in front came off.
disclosing, as the owner knew it would,
a wealth of beautiful lovelocks, pro-
claiming in pride their superiority to
any or every other head in the theater
The young man seemed dazed for a mo-
ment with the light that flooded from
the stage that his eyes now saw for the
first time that evening. Gathering him
self together, he leaned forward to the
lady and gently whispered, "Thank
you, then settled down in content
ment to enjoy the play, but in the dark,
ness his hand had gripped mine in such
sincerity of gratitude that my fingers
ached for a week after. The old gentle
mar behind collapsed on to the floor
and was assisted out, shedding tears.
There is no moral I know of to this
story, but l have just heard that the
young man has since emigrated to some
distant part of central Africa, his prin-
cipal inducement to this step being, it
would appear, that among the ladies Of
the district hats, among other articles
Of adornment, are nonexistent. ALFRED
Slade in Chicago Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
Crime and Disease.

Science, the final authority, has long
since decreed crime to be a disease.
Accordingly, when the man killed only
his wife and children, his friends were
very ~apprehensive for his health. In no
small anxiety they awaited the progress
of the malady.
But the next day the man killed only
his grandmother and one of the servants
it was plain he was mending.
The attending physicians issued hope
full bulletins, predicting that within a
week or so the man wouldn't be killing
anybody to speak of.--Dctroit journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
THE SONG OF THE SMACK.

oh, Sergeant Billy Stubs was the hero
of the fray,
The hero of the battle-that is what the
papers say
And home from the war Billy came one
August day,
And they met him at the depot with a
pageant long and gay!
Oh, they slapped the hero's back. and they
told MIN he was great
They even strove to intimate that Bill had
saved the state,
Then the girls, with sudden bound, that
poor hero SWarmed around
And the sergeant soon was wishing that
the Ion had sealed his fate!
Twas kiss, kiss, kiss. That's the way
they went for him.
Smack, smack, smack! Every smack was
meant for him.
Seep, seep, seep! Old maids all unbent for
him.
Oh, think of how they faced him with their
Kiss,
kiss
Oh, Sergeant Billy Stubs was a hero real
ly bold,
A hero bold as l%ions-that is what his
friends a " old
But, all, his rich young blood in his bosom
gurgled cold
AS they rushed him in a corner and their
kisses blithely doled,
Oh, they gave him gentle sips, and they
gave him hasty nips,
And the old uns uttered music that was
like to hurried rips,
He tried a hasty fight, but the girls all
held him tight
And kissed him till he wished that he had
lost his final chips.
Twas kiss, kiss. kiss! That's the way
they went for him.
Smack, smack, smack! Every smack was
meant for him.
Seep. seep, seep! Old maids all unbent for
him.
Oh, think of how they charged him with
their
Kiss,
kiss,
kiss.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
Thousands are Trying Tt.

In order to prove the great merit of
Ely's Cream Balm, the most effective cure
for Catarrh and Cold in Head, we have pre-
pared a generous trial size for 10 cents.
Get it of your druggist or send 10 cents to
ELY BROS, Sc Warren ST., N. Y. City.
Isuffered from catarrh of the worst kind
ever since a boy, and | never hoped for
cure, but Ely's Cream Balm seems to do
even that. Many acquaintance have used
it with excellent results .--Oscar Ostrum,
As Warren Ave, Chicago, Ill.
Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no cocaine,
mercury nor any injurious drug. Price,
so cents. At druggists or by mail.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
Still More So.

Oh, now in.the car, at the sermon or
play,
We think of Moor's lines. in Il para
phrased way;
You may air, you may fumigate furs il
you will,
But the odor of moth balls will hang
round them still.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
FOR MEN ONLY.
DR.. F0oTE & STAFF

Men requiring unsurpassed treatment should con
suit personally or by letter "Free" with the Pic,
States. Diseases of men made the study Of q life
time. Unfortunates everywhere should Immediately
thing confidential. Remedies sent everywhere In
sealed packages and letters In plain envelopes. Cor
responaence solicited: Latest Surgical, Medical
and Electrical methods adopted. Deluging the
stomach with drugs abandoned. Avoid drugs recon.
mended by the unauthorized and self-styled special
lists in Western towns;f few genuine specialists locate
outside OF New York or Chicago. In these cities your
private affairs are safe. Unequaled treatment fora all
diseases and weaknesses of the Genito- Urinary, Sex.
ual, Reproductive and Nervous Systems. 1mpedi.
ments to marriage removed. "Syphala" positively
white ulcersin throat or motif, copper coloreds spots
onbody and .eruptions on skin, also catarrh and rheu'
matism. ."Vig0rala," the only permanent %restorer
and invigorator, gives vigor to vital organs and
nerves, prevents and cures grip. 81 per bottle, 6
ar s.. Trial bottles. either remedy. ha I price.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
Notice for Publication.
Iuo~n.Aaad Enfrv M kQR5

LlND OFFICE AT SANTA FEE, N. M,
February II, 1899. :
Notice IL hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention
to commute to cash and make final proof In
support Of his claim, and that said proof will
be made before the Register or Receiver at
Santa Fe, N. M, on March q, 1899, Wig: Cesa.
rio Quintana, for the Nv u, sec. 9, tip. IS n, r
10 Q.
He names the following witnesses to prove
hiscOntinuous residence upon and cultivation
Of said land, viz:
Victor Roibal, vibian Valencia, Tomas Va
rela, Francisco Valencia, Of Rowe. N. M.
MANUEL r. OTERO,
r taitte
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04

eyes y said the business man, IL have
given up trying to collect that little bill
from Bilkins. You see, he is Il pretty big,
husky fellow, and he used to throw my
collectors out"
collector? He couldn't do that to a wom-
an"
"Tnat's what l thought, so l got one
and sent her around, but she never came
back"
"Why notP'
"He married her. "-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04

DOCIOh YUM in curing this class Of dis
eases and will guarantee you a permanent cure
at moderate cost. He has cured thousands who
thought their cases hopeless. All letters private.
Write for question blank. Consultation free.
Medicines sent free from observation.
Cook 1edical Co. ,623 Curtis St. Denver, Col.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
Diplomatic Discipline.

"That naval officer thinks he knows it
all, doesn't hcs' said the German emperor.
"His conduct certainly warrants the
suspicion, your majesty
Hes getting naughty and imagines
that he can have his own way whenever
and wherever he pleases."
at certainly looks that way"
"Well, | don't want to hurt his feelings
personally, but we'd better do something
to hold down his overbcaring pride. I
guess I'll put him in charge of one of our
warships and send him to Manila. -
Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
Private and Chronic Diseases Of Men

Men suffering from evil eff
fects of youthful indiscre-
tions, syphilis. gonorrh9a,
gleet, structure, sexual
weakness, varicocele, un.
natural discharges, lost
vitality, failing memory,
unftness to marry, blood,
skin, kidney or private dis
eases, are speedily cured.
DIR COOK has spent 30
years of persistent study
and experience in his own
practice and among the
largest Eastern hospitals
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
She Scared Him.
"And my lettersy" he asked in deep agi

"And my lettersy" he asked in deep agi.
tation.
She coldly answered:
Il burned them"
He arose to his feet and stood before her,
"D-did you" he hoarsely stammered,
''did you intrust the burning to a truck
driver and a roustabout and II half dozen
day laborers?'
NO" she replied; Il burned them my
self"
He fell Imply into the nearest scat and
wiped his beaded brow.
''What a fright you gave men' he smil-
ingly said. -Clcvcland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
Didn't Catch On.

Tom Mentor-Muggins's new gag
didn't bring down the house, us he ex-
pected.
Ham Fatter-No, the house didn't
tumble to it.-Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
The Small Boy Reasoning.

How can you tell a monopolist? was
the question.
by his stomach" was the answer of
the boy who had been studying political
cartoons, and who had thus imbibed the
idea that monopoly is a mere matter OF
weight.-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
The Has Been and the Is.

i. No Longer Youthful Soubrette allud-
ing to a skirt she's ~wearing-Old things
look quite well on the stage. don't they?
Youthful Walking Lady swcetly-Yes,
dear, but yoa do make up so well, you
knOW.-Pick Me Up.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
In Paris.

Well, we shall hear no more of our
young frielfd, Leon Dubrus, the clerk,
for some time, mes amis. The police
have him now.
And his offer se-what is it?
Forgery.
All, the poor Leon! He had always
ideas above his station in life. One
would have thought he was a general or
q lieutenant colonel al least. Pick Me
Up.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
The Benefit of the Doubt.

Amy-Am | descended from a mon
key, ma?
Mother-I dare say, but am not
sure. for | never met any of your
fathers people.-Tid Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
Al the Breakfast Table.

What made you start and look so
frightened? asked Mrs. Small of the
star boarder.
Gee whiz! | could almost swear that |
saw that saugage on the dish nov
when that boy in the street whistled.
Harlem Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
The Next DaY.

Chollie remorsefully-I WEAKLY cawn't
understand any fcllah, don't We know,
wemarking that two heads are bettah
than one. by Jove.-Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-03-04
Danger.

The naval officer turned pale and, clutch
ing his coat, drew it close around him.
whats the matter"
"I'm scared"
''Impossible!"
Eyes. Pm not afraid of cutlasses or
machetes, but after the buttons I've lost l
can't help being nervous when | see a wo-
man with a pair of scissors. Washing
ton Star.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1899-07-20
From Drlitwood Gazette.

Miss Elvia Whiting, of Emporium is
the guest of the Misses Huntley.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. G. w. Hunt
ley, Jr., a daughter. The little Miss
arrived Monday afternoon, July 3rd.
County Supt. Miss Collins has re-
turned from Gettysburg, where she
attended the State Educational Asso-
citation meeting.
We are pleased to note the conva-
lescence of Councilman G. F. Laughton,
who has been confined to his home
for some time with neuralgia.
M. Murphy is repairing his property
on Second street, the Exchange hotel,
painting, ,papering and making changes
inside such as will make it model
dwelling house.
Mrs. Chas. Gleason holds the record
for killing rattlesnakes. Friday while
out driving near Sinnemahoning, an
other reptile became the victim of
her daring. 1t was black one, about
four feet long and had nine rattles.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1899-07-20
Sinnemahoning,

The Sinnemahoning Liars Club met
in regular session last night, Grand
High Annanias on the keg. After the
regular course of business, Pap Blodget
was asked to report on his trip to the
county seat yesterday. The portly
gentleman arose and stated that he
was met by the Emporium delegation
in the spacious room adjoining Mr..
Murphy's wine room where he took
oath and started down the street with
-'nder his vest, followed by a couple
lasers The Emporium delegation
cornered him in Billy McGee's where
they barred his exit and made him
"cough up" the oath. In looking for
told him he would find lots of them
back in the billiard room. Pap next
interviewed Mr.. Kelley and l. K.
Hockey, who are contesting for the
championship. In the next contest III.
Fl. Mullin and A. G. Blum will be Mr..
Kelley's seconds, but Mr.. Hockey will
consult the watch-man for his seconds;
the Sheriff will be present to see that
there is no violence. Pap next ran up
against G. +. Balcom and was holding
his own when III. S. Lloyd appeared on
the scene and began TRADE upon the
old man he became a little nervous but
he kept up courage until Mike Dolan
came along, then he threw up the
sponge to his superiors and just as
Billy McGee came along he tainted
away, and was carried into Billy Nc
Donad's wine room, where Fred Hill
and Dalrymple resuscitated him by
rubbing an empty Bourbon bottle on
his moustache. The report was ac-
cepted and placed on file and Pap was
fined the usual amout for lowering the
clubs reputation. A committee Of five
was appointed to visit Emporium at
some future time and if they fail the
club will 60 in body. G. w. Beldin,
Tom Shores and j. V. Hanscom is our
best talent, and our secondary battery
will be Geo. T. Shafer, Harry Decker
and Lewis Wykoff. There being no
further business the meeting adjourned
in order, Pap was placed in the lead and
the club single-filed to O. L. Bailey's
back parlor, where they found Joe
Wheeler, who had come down to ride
the goat, but the goat had eaten one
of G. w. Beldin's socks and had died of
"sockolexis.'
LATER-We just added to our club
man who caught three fish on two
hooks-two eels on one hook and a
white club on the other.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1899-07-20

Geo. Beattie is on the sick list this
week.
Mrs. S. c. Hyde has returned from
visiting friends.
r. Seger and family visited st. Marys
friends last Sunday.
Mrs. She'd, of Buffalo, is guest of
Mrs. J. S. Wiley and family.
Jas. Dawson came up from Sterling
Run on Sunday, to visit friends.
Miss Pearl Avery, of Ridgway, visit
ed Emporium friends on Tuesday.
Miss Ella Doutrich, of Lock Haven,
is the guest of the Misses Robinson.
Mrs Belle Beattie and children have
returned from visiting at North Bend.
Chas Gleason, of Driftwood, trans
acted official business here on Monday.
Mrs. r. G. Dodson returned last
Friday from visiting relatives at Gale
ton.
A number of Opportunities visited
Rock City, and Portage Falls last Sun
day.
Mrs. Fred Ritchie, of ST. Marys, Wis
tied her parents in Emporium last
week.
Miss Margaret Wylie, of Beechwood,
is spending few days with the Misses
Robinson.
Ralph Foswalt, of Lebanon, Pa, ar
rived in Emporium last Friday to
work at the furnace.
Don Douglas, who has been visiting
friends in town, returned to his home
in Olean on Friday.
Hon. Cadwalader Biddle, Sec'y. of
State Board of Public Charities was in
Emporium Monday evening.
We forgot to mention, last week, the
fact that Chas. Rishell was down home
and came back filled full of cherries.
G. M. r. Whiteley and wife, of
Philadelphia, have been guests of
Burgess Howard and family the past
week.
w. l.. Calkins, of Mt Jewett, was
calling on Emporium friends on Mon
day, enroute for Smethport to attend
court.
VIM. T. Seger, Of Smethport, came
over on Friday and visited over Sun
day with his parents, returning Mon
day.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1899-07-20

John Meyers is rusticating at the
City Hotel this week
caller at the PRESS sanctum yesterday.
A. j. Turley is making a success of
the Freeman farm. His crops look
well.
Miss Name Logan leaves to-day for
Charlevoix, Mich, to spend the sum-
mer.
Hon. j. G. johnson has returned
from visiting his son Thomas, at Pitts
burg.
Mrs. d. Bruce Peterson, accompan-
led by lady friend, visited in town
yesterday.
Jas B. Schriever is attending the
Photographers Convention at Celeron,
this week.
A. l.. Pepper is very poorly and
confined to his bed. He is in criti-
cal condition.
Miss Minnie Bargelt is home from
Buffalo to visit her relatives and
friends for few days.
Miss Helen Reinoehl, of Lebanon, is
visiting in town, guest of the Misses
Leet, on Third street.
Miss Nellie Murry returned on
Thursday last from an extended visit
with friends in Buffalo.
Harry Morehouse, of Pittsburg,
transacted business in Emporium yes
terday and visited his relatives.
Little Miss Marian Judd, while play
ing in the barn last Monday, fell from
the top of stall, dislocating her right
elbow.
Mr.. F. E. Baldwin, of Erie, Pa, re-
presenting the New York Life Insur-
ance Co., was the guest of Don M.
Larrabee on Wednesday.
Chas. and Chester Hockey returned
on Saturday evening from an extended
trip to Williamsport, Milton, Watson
town and other points east.
Judge Minard, who has been con-
fined to his bed for several months, is
able to sit up. His old friends will be
pleased to learn this good news.
One of A. II. Shafer's little children
received a serious cut on the head by
being struck with hoe in the hands
of another child. He is better now
Judge M. V. Larrabee, of Roulette,
who has been attending U. S. Circuit
Court at Erie for the past week, was
the guest of his brother M. NJ. Larrabee
and family on Wednesday.
Mr.. Robt. Robinson's parents have
heard from him since he went to
Toronto and he writes that the speci-
alist says he thinks he can save his
eye. This will be good news to
Roberts friends.
Edwin Darrin, who has been assist
ing the carpenter crew at the furnace,
met with an accident on Tuesday, a
piece of timber falling on the great toe
of his left foot, smashing the member.
He has gone to his home at Sterling
Run to nurse it.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1899-07-20
Another Railroad Deal.

The Ridgway Star is authority for
the statement that the Buffalo, st.
Marys and South Western and the
Mt. Jewett, Clermont and Northern
have been bought by capitalists sup
posed to be interested in Erie railr Dad
stock. These two roads will be con-
nected by laying a line from Clermont
to Hazelhurst. The southern termi-
nus of the B., st. Marys & S. W., will
be extended to the Eries 1; Toby branch
in jefferson county, thus f giving gEni them them
coal fields including the recent 1000
acre purchase instead of running over
the P. & E. tracks from Johnsonburg
to Mt Jewett as at present.