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Sharp County record., 1899-01-06
ARKANSAS ITEMS.

hundred dollars.
Two hundred acres will be
set ir Strawberries in Polk
county this season.
A stranger was fined $40
for trying to pass a confed-
crate bill on several pa rites
at Ozark.
There will be sixty sa-
looms in Little Rock this
year. Ii 1897 there were
ifty-seven.
The Augusta Vidette was
81 years old last week. 1t
is of the leading county pa
pers of the state.
Col. Y. Y. Cook says he
will stay with the Second
Arkansas regiment until the
end and that he has no idea
of resigning. .......
Frank Pinchback, of Wal
nut Ridge, paid out during
last year about $40, 900 for
cottou-seed. He shipped 70
carloads and ginned six hun
dred bales of cotton.
a fire department has been
organized at Batesville with
Frank Joblin as chief and
Jim Hardy assistant chief.
There will be three COM
panies of about ten men
each, one to each of the three
wards.
Ar Auburn correspondent
of the Greenwood Democrat
says Dick Mcclellan was re-
Gently robbed of $223. The
money was taken from his
2antaloons' pocket, which
lay under his pillow, while
he slept.
A colored man was shot in
the head at Lonoke. The
bullet struck the knot on the
back of his head and ranged
about three inches on the
side. The ball was mashed
perfectly fiat and the negro
is all right.
"A citizen Of Benton county
has leased 1,0l4 acres of land
to two Topeka, Kansas men
for a term Of fifty years, the
consideration being $1,000
and a royalty. The land
has a siX.foot vein of stone
coal in sight. .
Fire destroyed the entire
plant of the Little River
Lumber Company at Allene,
together with 100000 feet
Of dressed lumber and Is cars
of lumber on the sldetrack.
The loss amounts to S40,.
900; "a per cent insurance.
The ex.confcderate veter-
ans of Pine Bluff re.echo the
sentiment Of the veterans Of
the state in declaring they
do not wish to become Fed
eral pensioners, The pen
sion rolls are already too
long for the good OF the
government. .........
A citizen of Augusta says
he was on the site where the
little city now stands fifty.
Sharp County record., 1899-01-06
OF LOCAL INTEREST,

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nNyvTr CTTV
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11

A boy was asked to write an essay on
Masonry, and here is what he wrote:
King Solomon was a a who lived so
many years in the country that he was
the whole push. He was an awfully wise
man, and one day two women came to
him, each holding to the leg of a baby
and nearly pulling it in two, and each
claiming it. And King Solomon wasn't
feeling right good, and he said: Why
couldn't the brat have been twins and
stopped this bother?' And then he called
for his machete and was going to Wey-
lerize the poor, innocent little baby, and
give each woman a piece of it, when the
real mother of the baby said: Stop,
Solomon; stay thy hand. Let the old
bag have it. If 1 can't have a whole
baby I won't have any Then Solomon
told her to take the baby and go home
and wash it's face, for he knew it was
hers. He told the other woman to go
chase herself. King Solomon built Solo
mons temple, and was the father of
Masons. He had 700 wives and 300 lady
friends, and that is why there are SO
many Masons in the world. My papa
says King Solomon was a warm mem
Der, and I think he vas hot stuff my
self. That is all I know about King
Solomon"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11

The most complete, the simplest and best
illustrated book of the kind is the Peoples
Common Sense Medical Adviser, written
by that famous and successful Buffalo.
N. Y, physician, DR.. X. v. Pierce, who has
been many years and is to-day treating and
curing the afflicted in all parts of the earth.
This book has been termed the Bible of
the Body" because it is to the body or
physical man what the Bible is to the sou!
or spiritual man, shedding light and reveal
ing truth. 1t tells people in every day
language how diseases are developed, what
the symptoms are and how they can be
cured. Its pictures show the appearance
of all organs, muscles, and nerves of men
and women. 1t treats upon every phase
and complication of disease. The infor-
nation in this book has been gathered by
DR.. Pierce in his world wide practice, and
is founded upon actual experience not
upon theory. More than l., 200, 600 Ameri-
can homes contain copies of this book.
Formerly it sold for 81. 50 a copy. Now it
is free. Send 81 one-cent stamps to DR..
R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, to pay the cost
of mailing only, and he will send you a
copy of this Ioo8-page doctor book, bound
in paper-covers. If you prefer a cloth
bound copy, send 81 stamps.
Mrs. R. P. Monfort, of Lebanon, Warren Co.,
Ohio, writes ~ drop you a line to let you
know / have received the Medical Adviser. 1
think it a great prize to get so fine a book for so
small a sum. A crisp new five dollar bill could
not tempt me to part with it, so you see l am
wonderfully pleased over it. My husband said
to me, That book is worth five dollars to you"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
HE WAS PUZZLED.
And Perhaps He Is Yet; lie Al;
Can Tall

And Perhaps He Is Yet; lie Az
Can Tell.
"ChristineI
The young mans soul was in
voice.
Christine, he repeated, "%listen I,
met"
II ought not to, Mr.. spoonamor,
You don't know
"You are going to say I don't knoN
you we'll enough. We have been nc,
qu~aintances only a few months. What
does that signify? When a man loses his
heart at first sight. does be need to
watt
II ought not to let you go on this
way, Mr.. Spoonamore"-
"It is too late for that. I've got
started, and a steam brake couldn't stop
me now. I've been bottled up too long
already! You've got to listen to me. II
you can't even be a sister-what are
you laughing att"
"You think you know me, do you,
MI. Spoon
"Could I know you any better in a
thousand years? Oh, Christine
"That's it!' she broke in, with Il
peal of laughter. "You are not talking
to me at all, Mr.. Spoonamore. This il
my twin sisterr
All the way home-for which be
started shortly afterward - young
Spoonamore, with a bopelessly puzzled
look on his face, was trying to figure
out how that could possibly be.-Chi
cago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
h to blame?

News from Madrid says that Gen.
Martinez Campos has insisted upon the
appointment of a commission to investi-
gate the conduct of the war and to place
the responsibility. Carelessness and
neglect all through the war gave rise to
the most disastrous conditions, but no
more dangerous than comes from neg
lect of the health. 1t is every ones duty
to guard his health. 1t Is easier to keep
it than regain it. Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters taken honestly will not only Gre
ate health, but will preserve it. 1t is the
medicine which for fifty years has made
weak stomachs strong, and has over
come that terrible dragon, dyspepsia,
and all the evils such as constipation,
b~iliousness, kidneys and liver troubles,
malaria and fever and ague, which fol-
low in it's train.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
PLEADINGS
PRACTICE

(Forms to conform to Code)
Pattison's Forms Of Pleading,
under the Missouri Code, have
been placed with the New Mex
lean Printing Co. for sale.
A complete and comprehensive
book Of forms, adopted to the
now Code Of Civil Procedure
now In effect In New Mexi3o.
part1. Ordinary Proceodings
In Courts Of Record. Part2,
A~ttachments;C ertiQrari earn.
lshment; HAbeas Corpus; In.
junction; NandAmus; Neohan.
los Lien; Prohibition; Quo
Werranto and Replevin. Part
.. Miscellaneous. Covering Al
vertisements; A@davits: lrbi.
trations; Assignments; Depoei.
,tions; Naturalization, Etc., etc.
Bound In full law sheep. De.
livered 1t any postOf1co In New
Mexico upon receipt Of pub
lisher's price, $500. Purchasers
name printed on the book free
Of cost. Address New Mexican
Printing Company, Santa Pa
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
LET YOUR
NEXT TRIP BE
SOUTHWARK! Via the
WABASH
The New Mexico Railway 4 Coal Co.
CONSTRUCTIVE
The 81 Paso ( Northeastern R'y
AND
The RI PaSo 4 Northeastern R. R.

Leaves Ell Paso 1890 q. M; arrives
A~lamogordo 2:30 p. M; leaves 800 p. M;
arrives Ell Paso $3.50 p. IN. At Alamo
gordo irst-class accommodations can be
had for the famous Sacramento noun
tain country. The train leaving Ell
Paso makes connections with the r. &
P. and A., 7. & s. f. For information
regarding freight and passenger business
apply to A. ). GREIG,
G. f. & P. A., Ell Paso, Tex
H. ALEXANDER,
Ast's G. F. &P. A., ri Paso, Tex.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
SANTA FEE RATES.
DENVER AND RETURN SIS 90.


Tickets on sale May l6 and II. Good
for return until June Is, 1899. Pullman
sleepers and free chairs. Berths re-
served, baggage checked and tickets
sold by H. S. Lutz, Agent, Santa Fe.
COLORADO SPRINGS AND RETURN
SIS. 80.
A low rate for an early vacation.
Tickets on sale May IL and II, bearing
limit of June Is. Particulars may be
had on application to H. S. Lutz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. NJ.
PUEBLO AND RETURN $3.50.
Tickets on sale May 16 and II, with
return limit of June Is. Harvey dining
rooms. H. S. Lutz, Agent, Santa Fe.
SAN FRANCISCO AND RETURN
$55.75.
Tickets on sale May Is to IS, inclu-
sive. Final limit, July Is, 1899. Stop
over privileges in each direction. Ii. S.
Lutz, Agent, Santa Fe Route, will
cheerfully respond to all inquiries for in
formation.
NATIONAL BAPTIST ANNIVER-
Will be held in San Francisco this year.
For the first time in the history of this
organization these meetings will be held
on the Pacific Coast. The Santa Fe
will sell round-trip tickets May Is to IS,
inclusive, with limit of July Is, for
$55.75. Liberal s%top-overs permitted.
Pullman palace and tourist sleepers and
free chair cars to California daily. Call
on II. S. Lutz, Agent, Santa Fe, for
literature and details.
LOW RATES FOR BAPTISTS
And others. Santa Fe will sell tickets
to San Francisco and return for $50. IS.
Limited for return to July Is, 1899.
Pullman sleepers-palace and tourists
and free chair cars to California daily.
H. S. Lutz, Agent, Santa Fe, has illus
trated descriptive literature of points of
interest en- route.
H. S. LUTZ, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
w. j. BLACK, G. P. A.,
Topeka, Kan.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11

1 consider it not only a pleasure but a
duty l owe to my neighbors to tell about
the wonderful cure affected in my case
by the use of Chamberlain's Collie, Chol-
era and Diaarhoea Remedy. l was
taken very badly with tlux and procured
a bottle of this remedy. A few doses
of it effected a permanent cure. l take
pleasure in recommending it to others
suffering from that dreadful disease
j. w. LYNCH, Dorr, w. Va. This rene
dy is sold by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
Little Jan,

AAVtA6 OuVt
o little Jap. what have you done?
What means the rumor that now flies
Ger land and sea to paralyze
Our aesthetics ALI You have begun
To straighten cut your almond eyes?
o little Jap, repent, repent,
Ere tits too late! Oh, spare some trace
OF your old lazy orient,
Nor let the hustling occident
Reduce 1t to the commonplace!
o little Jap, when first we went
To wake you up a gay grotesque
You were! You caught our discomfort
You're Civilized" and cent per lent
And progress spoil the picturesquei
o little Jap, your optics, on
The bias cut, did handicap
You in the race! Though you did don
Our ugly garb, "Mongolian!"
Was slung at you. o slant eyed Jap!
o little Jap. Is It to bait
The mighty dollar you're resigned
Today to make the crooked straight
And, with us westerns now to mate,
Transfer the bias to your nind7
Boston Globe
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
CHICAGO LIMITED.
CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LIMITED.

CHlCAGO " CALlFOkNlA LlMlIED.
Trains Nos. 8 and 4, running tri-
weekly in each direction between Chi
cago and Los Angeles, carry only first
class Vestibuled Pullman Sleepers, a
understanding car, containing gentle
mems buffet, reading and smoking room,
and barber shop, and an observation
a with commodious parlor for ladies
and children; electric lights throughout
the entire train.
CHICAGO, MEXICO & CALIFORNIA
LINE
Nos. l and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, e~astbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. 20 is q local train between FL Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and lit
erature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address,
H. s. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
". J. Black, @. P. A.,
Topeka, KAs.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11

Reduced Rates via Santa Re Route
from Santa Re, u. r.
In effect all the year around: One
way tickets to Southern California
points, first class $SS.45, second class
$2s.45; round trip good for six months
$500. allowing stop over privileges;
Northern California, one way, flrst
class $4S.45. second class s2s.45. round
trip. first class $3.50. with stop over
privileges. Low rates In effect to points
in Oregon and Washington.
H. 8. LUTz, Agent,
Santa Re, N. N.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
Reduction in Rates, over the Denver
8 Rio Grande Railroad.

Effective March Goth, second-class
rate from Denver, Colorado Springs,
Pueblo and Trinidad, Colorado, to all
California points now carrying the $685.
90 rate will be $3.50. Agents south of
Mears and Montrcse, also agents on
branches will add their local rate to
functional point to $3.50.
The s%econd-class rate from Denver,
Colorado Springs and Pueblo, Colorado,
to Portland, Oregon, Tacoma, Seattle
and Spokane, Washington, via Ogden
and Huntington will be $500. Agents
south of Pueblo, Mears and Montrose,
also agents on branches will add their
local rate to functional point to $25. 90.
Tickets to be limited to continuous
passage only.
T. j. Helm,
Gen. Agent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
Not Taking 1t, Perhaps.

Customer (handing over the money
This mixture will cure the grip, will it?
Druggist-It will knock it every
time, ma'am. We sell more of this stuff
to grip patients than all other kinds put
together.
Customer-You're a new prescription
clerk, aren't you? What has become of
the young man who generally stands
behind this counter?
Druggist-He's down with the grip,
ma'am. Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11

The ancients believed that rheuma-
tism was the work of a demon within a
a Any one who has had an attack
of sciatic or infiammatory rheumatism
will agree that the inhiction is demo-
MAC enough to warrant the belief. 1t
has never been claimed that Chamber
lain's Pain Balm would cast out demons,
but it will cure rheumatism, and hum
dreds bear testimony to the truth of this
statement. One application relieves
the pain, and this quick relief which 1t
affords is alone worth many times it
cost. For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
PECos VALLEY { NORTHEASTERN RY,
Central Time)

Central Time)
Train No. 1 leaves Pecos daily 4:3O a.
M, arrives Eddy s:35 a. M, Roswell
1855 p. M, Amarillo 1890 p. M, con
Meeting with A., L. 4 s. +. and T. w.
& D. G. Rvs.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily 4:5O
a. M, arrives Roswell 1855 p. M, Eddy
5:55 p. M. Pecos 1920 p. m. connecting
with the Texas & Pacific Ry.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oaks and
Nogal, N. M, leave Roswell, N. M,
daily except Sunday at 2 q. m.
For low rates, for information regard.
ing the resources Of this valley, prices
Of lands, etc, address
p. II. NICHOLS
General Manager,
DON D. D0NAHUE, Eddy, n. II.
Gen. Frt. and Pass. Agent,
Eddy, n. II.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11

A FOLLOWER OF MEAsLEs.-In many
instances a persistent cough follows an
attack of measles. In speaking of this
Mr.. Walter B. Beel, editor of the Elkin
On. CO. Times, says: "Three weeks ago
I had an attack of measles which left
me with a bad cough. l took several
doses OF Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
and the cough has entirely disappeared.
/ consider Chamberlain's medicines the
best on the market" For sale by A. G.
Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
An Epidemic of whooping Cough.

Last winter during an epidemic of
%whooping cough my children contracted
the disease, having severe coughing
spells. We had used Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy very successfully for
Group and naturally turned to it at that
time and found it relieved the Group and
effected a complete cure, JOHN E.
CLIFFORD, Proprietor Norwood House,
Norwood, N. Y. This remedy is for
sale by A, G., Ireland,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
An Opinion.

II must say, said Farmer Corntos-
sci, "that I can't take no fancy what.
ever to them dialect pieces"
"Neither can l." answered his wife.
Anybody can talk that way. 1t seems
to me tibet gittin the grammar an per.
nunciation right is where an author
shows his smartDess. - Washington
Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
An Insinuation.

1t is very sad, said a Scotchman at
the Neil last evening, to think of the
number of the worlds greatest men who
have lately been called to to their last
account. And the fact is, he added
with JUNCTION, I don't feel very well my
self.-Ohio State Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
An Echo of Christmas.

One is perfectly justified in obliter-
ating the cost mark on the present he
is to give to a friend, but nobody but a
conscienceless person will go so far as
to change the mark SO that the recipient
Of the article will be made to think
that it cost 10 OF 40 per cent more than
its actual price. Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
The Are of Invention.

Mrs. McPump-My goodness! The
city council has ordered that all milk
shall be tested by the Beat All milk
tester.
Mr.. MoPump (milk dealer)-That's
all right. / invented that tester myself.
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11

"Are we alone?" he asked.
ENTIRELY so," she replied, feeling
that at last the time had come. "You
may speak without danger of being
overheard"
Still he hesitated.
"Would you mind having the phono-
graph removed from the room?" he said
at last. ut looks to me as if it were
loaded for a record. Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11

| hear that Lazyman has just had a
raise In salary. Wonder how it hap
pened?
They say he's the only man on the
staff that hasn't attempted any spring
poctry.-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
Both d

"Sweets to the sweet is the line OH
the card attached to the box of candy
he sent her.
"Sticks to the stick" is the line on
the card attached to the zane she sent
him.-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
A Paean of Victory.

Sound the bazoo and pound the drum,
And loudly blow the trumpets;
And tell the Filipino man,
''If you don't like it, %Calumpit."
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11

eases and will guarantee you a permanent cure
at moderate cost. He has cured thousands who
thought their cases hopeless. All letters private
Write for question blank. Consultation free,
Cook nedical Co. 1923 Curtis ST, Denver. cci
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
Private and Chronic Diseases Of Men

Men suffering from evil ct
fects of youthful indiscrc
tions, syphilis. gonorrhea
gleet, structure, sexual
weakness, varicocele, un
natural discharges, lost
vitality, failing memory
unftness to marry, blood
skin, kidney or private dis
eases, are speedily cured
DIR COOK has spent 81
years of persistent study
and experience in his OWE
practice and among the
largest Eastern hospitals
- o,r..- <1, -lnc, &c lie.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
The Gravamen of the Offense.

If Capt. Coghlan could prove that he
merely recited ssHoch der KAISER and
did not sing it, he would have much more
sympathy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
Horrors of War.

One of the direst perils in the outlook
for war between the Beers and British is
that Poet Laureate Austin may be again
wooed into song by the prospect.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
THE BIBLE OF THE O d

Next in Importance to a Bible in the
house is a thoroughly reliable and easily
understood doctor book. With such book
for ready reference, parents can often cure
the ordinary family ailments without the
expense of consulting a local physician.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
But John Thinks.

Mrs. Wayte-Oh, John, that's the
very chair we need for the sitting room !
John-(No. John doesn't say a word J
New York journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11
. Been There.

"Pa, what ia a scheme?
II can't define it, my son. But it il
something that will fall through quick
er than anything else on earth. Tit
Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-11

Ireland's Pharmacy, sole agent, Santa
Fe, N. M.
The Forrest City times., 1899-08-11

Tn this issue we give our reader something in general way of Canada. It is an old saying that "the last shall be first, "and this is true inthis instance, as it was on the homeward trip that we visited the many places of interests in that vast territory. Later we shall de. vote some space to the speciaIties of the trip and the hospitalities re. ceived. We are indebted to Mir. Will J. White, of the department of the interior, Ottawa Canada, for the data, and for his cheerful presence and numerous and untlr. ing courtesies during the ride of 2,O0O miles from Vancouver to Minneapolis.