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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
REUNION OF TWENTY-FlRST
Held at KinSman This Week--Ad-
dressed by Col. Fitch.

This week the first annual reunion of
the Twenty first Kansas regiment of the
volunteers in the Spanish war was held
at Kingman. Colonel Thomas Fitch went
out to Kingman Tuesday night to make
an ADDRESS. a special to the Eagle from
Kingman says:
The first annual reunion of the Twen-
ty-first Kansas volunteers has come snd
gone. While it had its disappointments,
1t was a success. Thousands OF pc lTle
who attended viii so attest. The main
disappointment was the rather small AT
tendance Of the members Of the Twenty
first. Only about fifty were on hand.
This was due to a number of causes,
chiefly the fact that several hundred of
the ex-members Of the organization, he
ing still imbued with patriotism, have en-
listed for service in the new regiments
lately organized. This deoletes the Tres-
ent Kansas membership Of the regiment.
while Ii adds to the respect in VIII n tie
organization has been held since the
summer of 1895 But while there were few
of the Twenty-tirst. there were very
many old soldiers of the civil war, who
made the reunion perfect success Then
there were the hundreds of visitors from
Kingman and adjoining counties.
The reunion proper commenced Tues
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
% Mrs. 2lnAAauz,
Lynn, Nass.
LETTER TO MRS. rIsEHAx NO. 4I,eo7l

AASs EIs46A4 No. 44t<OTl
"DEAR FRIEND-A year ago was
great sufferer from female weakness
Ny head ached all the time and would
get so dizzy and have that all gone
feeling in the stomach and was SO
nervous and restless that l did not
know what to do with myself.
"My food did me no good and 1 had a
bad case of whites. Iwrote to you and
after taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound as directed, l can
truly say that feel like new woman
and cannot tell you how grateful am
to you.
81 have recommended it to all my
friends and have given it to my
daughter who is now getting along
splendidly. May you live many years
to help our suffering sisters. Mrs. c.
CARPENTER, 253 GRAND ST., BROOKLYN,
n. Y.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07

A party of young men left the city yes
terday for Newton to take in the closing
festivities of the big fair there. They
were ]. Elmer Reese, chaDerone: Given
Hagney, treasurer; Jesse McClees. medi-
cal attendant; Roy Allen. nurse, and
Robert Dennis, business manager. They
expect to be home today
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
IL SAVED HER LIFE.

Miss Mamie Smith, Middleboro. KY.
writes: My little sister had the Group
very bad. I gave her several doses Of
Foley's Honey and Tar and she was in
stantIy relieved. 1t saved her lie. Hook
ing Drug Co, C. Gehring and Wells Mil
Ter druggists.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
C. T. CUBBON. Chief of Police.
eff you scour the world you will new

''If you scour the world you will never
find remedy equal to One Minute Cough
Cure" says Editor Fackler, of the Mi
canopy, Fla, Hustler" It cured his
family of LaGrippe and saves thousands
from pneumonia, bronchitis, Group and all
throat. and lung troubles. Gus Saur, 524
z. Douglas; Geo. Van Werden, 32S n.
Main St.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
DRINK GRAND

after you have concluded that you ought
not to drink coffee. II L. not medicine.
but doctors order IL. because % is health
full, invigorating and appeuzirg. II l.
made from pure grains and has that rich
seal brown color and tastes Ike the nuest
grades OF coffee and costs about p az
much. Children Ike IL and thrive on .
because Il is a genuine food drink. con-
tanning nothing but soruishment ASK
your grocer for Graln-O. the new food
drink Is and 25c.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07

President King, Farmers Bank, Brook
lyn, Mich, has used DeWitts Little Early
Risers in his family for years. Says they
are the best. These famous little pills
cure constipation, biuousness and all liver
and bowel troubles, Gus Saur, 524 E.
Douglas; Geo. Van Werden, S2S N
Main St
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
CHIEF CUBBON'S ORDERS
Will Stop the Throwing of Flour and
Lam pbIRck on Carnival Night.

Chief of Police Cubbon has issued the
following order for street fair week:
The throwing of flour, lampblack, paint
or any other substance that will injure
clothing is prohibited during carnival
week, and anyone caught violating this
order will be arrested.
G Z. CURRON. Chief of Police.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
"THE MORE YOU SAY THE LESS PEOPLE
REMEMBER" ONE WORD WITH YOU
SAPOL- 20

ne or sec SS-2S-Iw ......................
j. c. Richey 70 james II. Stewart.
lot IS. Cleveland ave. Matthewson's
Sd add .-..-........ --....--..-....-...
T. B. Wall 70 James II. Stewart,
lot IS. Cleveland ave, Atatthewsons
Sd add ....-............ ................
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07

Over eighty thousand
such letters as this were re-
ceived by Mrs. Pinkham
during 1897. Surely this is
strong proof of her ability
to help suffering women.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
At Hanlin's

Where Groceries are bought and sold in large
quantities. is where you get the lowest prices 1t is
nothing but the low prices and high quality of goods
that has made this place famous and has made this
store of the largest in the city, New goods arriving
daily. Come and get our prices.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
GA . IT. R Ia.
Bears the n The Kind You Have AlwaS BOugh
signature "a LMNZZzzz1x

chant of Enid, was in town yesterday IN
business. Mr. McCurcheon says tha- the
entire town is plastered with Wichita
street fair bills and that hund,els VII
attend the big show from Enid and vi
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07

Chief Clerk Harrison of the Dold Pack
ing company will leave this evening on
a business trip in Oklahoma. He will
check up the branch houses at Oklahoma
City and Ardmore, preparatory to making
the annual fiscal report of the Wichita
house to the general headquarters. The
two Oklahoma agencies are directly
under the charge of the Wichita house.
Mr.. Harrison will be accompanied by an
assistant accountant. Mr. Wilson of the
offices here and c. z. Bigelow.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07

Joseph stockford. Hodgdon. Ne, healed
a sore cunning for seventeen years and
cured his piles Of long standing BY using
DeWltts Witch Hazel salve. L cures all
skin diseases. Gus Saur. 524 z. Douglas;
Geo. Van Werden. IS y. Main St.
Mrs Malone OF f2s North Market street,
left last night for Austin. Texas, on a
visit 20 her parents.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07

Mr. Frank Smith, one OF Cheney's most
progressive citizens, moved 10 me city
yesterday and has joined Dartne-sh;D IN
business on North Emooria avenLe with
Mr.. Frank Brown. who has also Ieeer tly
moved here from Cheney
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
ruFRASNER PTLECrRF

Is Banner Salve. Il gives immediate re-
lief and will soon effect a cure 25c.
Hooking Drug Co.. G. Gehring and Wells
Miller, druggists.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
WARRANTY DEEDS.

Land Company. Z. NJ DUBOIS, ADstraCt-
or, Court House. Phone 293.)
WARRANTY DEEDS.
Henry e. Sawyer ct al 20 Caroline
E. Hunt. lots 81. 81 and IS, Wich-
lot ., block II, Cheney. 1000
Henry Shores to Aaron Cory, lots
even IS to 42, Fern ave, University
Place add NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. IS
R A. Cox TO James II. Stewart, lot
40, Cleveland ave, Matthewson's Sd
add ........ ........... ........... 100
QUIT-CLAIM DEEDS.
]. NJ Antrim to J. W. Grinstead,
n z IT block 5, Perry's add. 8
L. e. Arthur to Eugene L. Freeman.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
LIMA MANS TESTIMONY

have obtained excellent results from
the use Of FOLEY'S KIDNEY CURE. 1t
relieved my back-ache and severe pain
over the hips. 1t toned up my system
and gave me new vim and energy. 1 re-
gard it as an honest and reliable remedy
Tor all kidney diseases. It makes no false
claims but does what it says when given
fair trial. I certainly recommend il.
WIN. FINN, AL Elida Road. Lima. Ohio.
Hooking Drug Co., G. Gehring and Wells
Miller, druggists
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07

The Rev. DIT. Cleveland. who cans the
Autumn Festival. viii arrive today.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07

Eat plenty, Kodol dyspepsia Cure will
digest what you eat. It cures all forms
OF dyspepsia and stomach troubles. T. R.
Gamble, Vernon, Tex, says, at relieved
me from the start and cured me. 1t is
now my everlasting friend" Gus Saur,
Main St
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
EL DORADO RACES
Result of Different Races on Thurs
days Program

The results of the races at e. Dorado
Thursday were as follows:
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
VOTE FOR QUEEN
Miss Mahaney Has Nearly
800 VuteS.
TICKETS ARE ALL GONE
Nearly 1900 Votes Bought for
One of the Candidates.

Miss Mayme Mahaney IS nearly 800
votes in the lead Of the entire field now
for queen of the flower parade of the
Street Fair She has 79S votes, the next
highest being Miss Joseph, who has 5O1.
The official count is as follows:
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07

Miss Olive Clayton has withdrawn.
Yesterday the hackers of one of the
candidates bought, it is reported, LOO
votes to be deposited today at noon or
at least before Monday noon. All the
boxes for balloting will be taken up Mon
day noon, but candidates can be voted for
up until Tuesday at l o'clock at the office
of O. A Boyle, Room l in the Biting
block Not a vote will be allowed after
1 o'clock The committee ran out of bal
lots yesterday and had to have more
printed. The new ones will be ready for
delivery early this morning. There are
in reserve, besides the fourteen hundred
votes bought yesterday, about four hun
dred votes purchased early in the con-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
DEGREE OF HONOR SOCIAL
Literary and Musical Program Exc
cuted Last Night

Queen City Lodge No 20, Degree Of
Honor, met in their hall last evening in
regular session. After the regular routine
of lodge work, they INDUCED in an ele-
CANT repast and literary and musical en-
tertainment, ending in a cake walk.
There were about 100 persons in atten-
dance. Such meetings as this is what
creates enthusiasm for the order and for
the parent order, the Ancient Order of
United Workmen
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

FURNISHED by tho Wichita Abstract and
Land Company. 4. NJ. Dubois. Abstract
or, Court House. Phone 2e3)
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-10-07

and our sales in them -
far this season over doubs
what they have previously
been.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-05-11
WALKING Sticks.

The sixteenth century is that in
which the walking stick became not
merely a useful implement, but an ar
ticle of fashion, dignity and luxury. In
the seventeenth century it was gold
headed and made of rare woods 1t was
a sign of leadership.
For a long period there was little
variety among Englishmen in the ma
terial used for the majority of walking
sticks The "oaken towel" as it was
pleasantly termed when an enemy was
to be "rubbed down." shared popular
ity with the crab tree cudgel, which,
among rural folk especially, was much
valued and classic from the conflict in
'sHudibras," when
With many a stiff thwack, many bang,
Hard crab tree on old iron rang.
Classic, too, is that stout oaken stick
which sturdy DR.. johnson, who. like
Knox, "never feared the face of living
man," provided himself with when he
went to the pit of the little theater in
the Haymarket in full view of Foote,
who had announced his intention of
.'taking him off, on the stage-an in
tention which, in view of the stick, he
did not carry into effect.
Magazine.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-05-11
LOVE AT PLAY.

Eave yen forgotten how we used to weave
Orr childish faucies for the coming yearsf
I in nv pride would have you then believe
That life meant love, and love could hold no
tears.
We built our castles in the shifting sand
crowned you with the fiow'rs that fastest
fade;
We wandered through all enchanted land;
We loved the sun and never dreamt OF shade
Shall we again be children and forget
How once we parted and how dark our nightF
In that fair pathway let our feet be set
Which leads US back into the land OF light
Well weave fresh garlands on that golden
shore,
But-do you whisper something in my ear
While upon mine your heart beats close once
mOref
Why play at love, you say, when love is heref
Pail Mall Gazette.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-05-11
Church Directory
FIRST Nj. f. CHURCH, AT MYRTLE AVE
! Rev, A. M Lumptin. pastor, Residence,

FIRST NJ. f. CHURCH, AT MYRTLE AVE.
Rev, A. M. Lumpkin, pastor, Residence,
first door north church. Hours for service
9:45 a M, Sunday School.
100 a M, preaching.
1900 noon, class meeting,
$3.50 p. M, Epworth League.
1870 D.. m. preaching,
3:45 D. M, Monday,
7:3O p. M. Wednesday,, Prayer meeting,
Seats free, All are invited
Especial invitation is extended to strangers
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, MYR-
I tie street. Henry w. Moore, Pastor. Res
idence, 913 North Stanton street. Hours for
service:
HOO a. NJ, morning worship.
1870 D. M, evening worship.
9:45 a. M, Sunday school.
6:15 D. M, Senior Christian Eudeavor,
400 D. m, Junior Christian Endeavor.
400 D. M, (MOnday) Intern d. tie Err deavOr,
30 p M, "wednesday prayer meeting.
Tho Ladies' Aid Society meets at the
, church the first Tuesday of each month at
The Session meets in the pastors study the
first Tuesday evening of each month.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-05-11
Our Coal Production.

.'Not many people. says coal miner
quoted by the Washington Star, care
probably aware that the coal mined in
the United States annually is worth
more than three times as much as the
gold mined here. The product OF the
anthracite fields alone exceeds in value
the output of the gold mines of this
country, Canada and Alaska, which
last year amounted to over $50, 600, 600
East of the Rocky mountains there are
1872, 900 square miles of coal lands, and
the yearly output is nearly 200, 600.
900 tons
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-05-11

BAPTIST CHURCH. CORNER SAN AN
M,,tfo Tonic S6reeS apa Miagomn "a avenue: w: -.
s;46 a. m, Sunday school.
HOO a. M, morning worship.
400 p. M, Senior Union.
1880 p M, evening worship
1880 p. M, "Wednesday prayer meeting.
CATHOLIC CHURCH OF THE IMMACUL-
- ate Conception. Myrtle avenue and
Campbell street. Father Cahill Rector
services:
$3.50 a. NJ. Catechisnn.
1000 a. M. High mass, sermon.
CAMAE LUTHERAN CHURCH. REV.
O@dnebotter; Pastor. Hours for service:
First NJ. E. ehurch.s
RINITY METHODIST EPISCOPAL
! church. South. corner Texas and stanton
streets: Rev. J. T. French. Pastor. Resi-
service: np'eii s'ree'' hours iof
HOO a. M. morning worship.
1870 p, M. evening WORSHIP.
s sS ana 4:9S W ?; m, Epw0rth League; ,,
CHRIsTIAN GKgRGH. MYRTLE AyEN-
1ort qe Rev r. D. SHUTS hg Pastor, Residenee
streets. Bours for services.
n:00 a. M. morning worship.
1870 p. M, evening Worship.
6:I5p. M. Senior Christian Rndeavor.
400 p. M, Junior Christian EndeavOr.
Z: 30 p. M, Wednesday, prayer meeting.
> ne: Rev. N. Q. M.rtin Rector. R e
joining the church. Hours for service: 3
,1;3O a. M, holy communion.
1l:Oo a. M, morning prayer.
sse p. m s svening prayer
500 p. M, Catechism
WWoiy Gays 1000 a. M. holy communion
Weonesoay-1O:OOta. m,, htany and reading
PARISH SOCIETIES.
| fhof Ind 6ou m aQp
The BrotRerhood of St. Andrew tchapter
The Daughters of the King (Chapter 400
The Rectors Aid Society meets every Tues
day at 800 p. M. except the Tuesday after
The Womansy 4 uxiliary cMargaret B. Mar
tin branch meets at 300 p. m. on the Tues
The Ministering .Children's League meets
every Saturday afternoon at the residence
The Altar Guild me cts the Saturday pre-
ceding the first Sunday in each month
CONGREGATlONAL Oh ROB MEXd-
CAM; Kansas St let. 4th 9Th. Rev. A @.
tonai training SCHOOL, i9 r sol North santa Fe
street. Hours for services:
11:O0 a. M. Senior Christian Endeavor.
1900 D. M, Junior Christian Endeaver.
.:S0 p M, evening worship
" %. A. SAINT LOUIS STREET.
- Thomas johnson, general secretary
| Hours for service:
| 300 p, M, bible study.
| 400 p. m, mems meeting.
| Rooms open through the week from 800 a.
m. to 10: p. m
MEXICAN MISSION OF THE METHOD;
IVI list church, South. South Campbell
street near Fourth street, Rev. j. +. COrbin,
Pastor. Hours for service:
| II; 30 a. m, morning wC-snfp.
,1:3o p M, evening worship
| 1000 a. m. Sunday school.
DOOR OF HOPE, OUTH OREGON ST.
| u Services on Sunday at 1890 a. m. and 1870
p. m. Rev. j. +. Corbin will preach at night
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-05-11
K. of p.
colored knights OF PYthias

coIored knights OF PYthias
Myrtle Lodge No, ~
Regular meeting every Wednesday evening
in Union Labor hall, over Badgers grocery
store Sojourning Knights respectfully in
vited to attend,
JR. FORD. G. g.
W. ii. HUTCHINSON, X. of X. and >.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-05-11

DOOR OF HOPE. OUTH OREGON, ST.
- Services on Sunday at 11:00 a. m. and 730
p. m. Rev. J. f. Corbin will preach at night.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-05-11

Jefferson Assembly o.. A. 1S45)
Meets second and fourth Friday evening
at X. of P, hall, Turner building, San Anto-
MO street, at 7;30 O'clock
]. E. MOORE NJ. w.
IL GRANT, Rec. Sec.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-05-11
Miscellaneous

National Union.
Meets fourth Thursday In each month g
Odd Fellows hall. w. E. SHARP, Prest.
g. B. ROBINSON, Sec,
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-05-11

In the Paris morgue sos bodies were
exposed last year. OF these BAT had
been fished out of the Seine.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-05-11
q. A. R.

q. A. r.
Emme tt Crawford Post No. 10, G. A, Il
Meets first Sunday of each month at 800 p,
m at K of P hall, Ali comrades in good
standing invited to visit the post,
A G Malloy. Com,
E Tustein, Adj
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-05-11
X. Of L.

Gate City Assembly a.. A. 304D
Meets every Tuesday evening at X. or r.
hall. Turner building, San Antonio street, at
1880 o'clock. JOHN SORENSEN, M. w,
Nj. FLORES, Rec. Sec.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-05-11

When you wish the Ell Paso Dairy
company ring up No. 1856.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1899-12-30
MANAGING SMALL BOYS.
How Some Mothers Take All the
SpirIt Ont of Them

How Some Mothers Take All the
spirit Out of Them.
~ am always made sorry when
ride in the cars, through the shopping
districts particularly" said the wo-
man to Il newspaper man. ito see the
mothers i'll treat small boys. 1t is
ethical cruelty, but quite as disastrous
as physical i'll treatment might lie, it
seems to me.
II see poor little fellows of 7 and <,
nice little men who would lie manly II
they were allowed to be, pushed into
that seat and out of it into another as
If they were SO many little dummies.
They usually are very nearly that. for
seven or eight years Of such pushing
and pulling Is enough to take all the
spirit out of n small boy unless he
has unusual vigOr of character.
"A boy of that age ought to be be-
ginning to look out for his mother and
finding seats for her. Occasionally u
sensible mother. who treats her boy
like human being, is to be found. and
1t is IL pleasure to see the two together.
"The boy who is dragged around like
n little nluff during the early part OF
his life Is apt to come to himself after
o time If he is not entirely ruined, and
then he goes 70 an opposite extreme. is
rude and self asserting while he is try
Ing to establish an equilibrium. and
the mother can't imagine what the
trouble is."-Npw York Times.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1899-12-30

The Baroness Burdett-Cuutts was
Cuce shopping in Paris and was passed
from one department to another by
the shopmeii. always with the remark.
"rwO ten She was escorted from
counter to counter, and everywhere the
cabalistic words two ten" were re-
peated.
Struck by the popularity of this re-
frain, the baroness asked the proprietor
Us she left the establishment: "Pray
what does two ten mean! | noticed
each assistant said 1t to the other
wherever went in your shop"
"Oh, 1t Is nothing" he replied. "mere-
ly a password that they are in the hab-
1t of exchanging"
But the baroness was not satisfied
with this explanation. So in the even
ing. when the porter, young boy,
brought home her purchases, she said:
"My boy. would you like to earn 5
francs?"
OF course lie had no objection.
"Tell me-" said the lady, "what does
two ten mean. and will give you 5
francs"
"Why, don't you know, ma'am" said
he, evidently astounded at her ignO.
rance. at means, Keep your two
eyes on her ten fingers.'"
The mystery was solved. The shop.
men Of the Trois Quarters had taken
the richest and the most generous wo-
man in Great Britain for shOplifter
-Tit-BitS.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1899-12-30
even" ar UYun."

A curious American cOllOquialisn, Of
which / certainly cannot see the a,-
vantage, writes William Archer in Pail
Mall Gazette, is the substitution Of
"yep" or "yup" for eyes aud of
"nope" for no" No doubt we have
in England the coster's ''yuss," but one
hears even educated Americans now
and then using yep" or some other
corruption Of "yes," scarcely to he in
dicated 10y the ordinary alphabetical
symbols. 1t seems to me pity.
Educated Americans. too. will often
say "somewhercs' and "a long ways"
I have little doubt that this IS" has IL
grammatical history of its own. Prob
ably 1t IS an old case ending, just as
che goes out nights" on which Mr..
Andrew Lang is so severe, is sur
vival of the "n'nights' which Shakes
pcare puts in the mouth of JULIUS Cp-
sar ("Sleck headed men and such as
sleep OnightS''.
At the same time, as 'sOmewherns"
has become irremediably vulgarism
" England. it would think. he a
graceful concession ON the part Of Ell
ucated Americans to drop the IS"
After all, somewhere does not jar
In America, and "somewheres" very
distinctly jars in England.
Spirit of the age. [volume] (Woodstock, Vt.) 1845-1913, 1899-12-30


"What beautiful peaches!" said an
old lady as she stopped at stall In the
market and admired basket Of the
choice fruit They were covered with q
pink gauze and looked very tempting
indeed
The old lady bought the peaches and
took them home The next day she aD
peared again at the stall and showed
the stall keeper small piece Of pink
yelling.
do you keep that kind Of yelling for
sale?" she asked.
The stall keeper told her that he did
not.
WELL she said. when took those
peaches home they were small and
sour and green. and thought II !
could get some Of that yelling that
made them look so pretty and plump
In the basket I'd wear 1t myself. II It
would improve me as much as 1t did
the peaches. people would think I'd
found the elixir Of youth. "-LOndon
Fun