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Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
RIO GRANDE { SANTA r.
AND
DENVER & RIO GRANDE R, R.
The scenic Route OF the World.
Time Table No. 40
effective January Is, 1897

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and all points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
cas- nd west, including Leadville.
At Florence with F. & G. G.. R. R. for
the gold camps of Cripple Creek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den
yer v 18th all Missouri river lines for all
poin s east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths in sleepers from
Alamosa If desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
T. J. HELM, Genera Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M
s. X HOOPER, G. P A.,
De YER Coo.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
Would Not Suffer So Again for Fifty
Times It's Price.

awoke last night with severe pains
in my stomach. never felt so badly in
all my life. When I came down to work
this morning l felt so weak l could
hardly work. l went to Miller & Nc
Curdy's drug store and they recommended
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy. 1t worked like magic
and one dose fixed me all right. 1t GER
tainly is the finest thing l ever used for
stomach troubles, | shall not be without
it in my home hereafter, for Ishould not
ARE to endure the suffering of last
night again for fifty times its price,
G.. H. Wilson, Liveryman, Burgetts-
town, Washington Co., Pa, This rene
dy is for sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30

Last fall l sprained my left hip while
handling some heavy boxes. The doctor
/ called on said at first 1t was a slight
strain and would o 0 be well, but it
grew worse and the doctor then said I
had rheumatism. 1t continued to grow
worse and / could hardly get around to
work. l went to q drug store and the
druggist recommended me to try Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. / tried 1t and one
half Of a 50-cent bottle cured me entire
ly. | now recommend 1t to all my
friends.-A. A. Babcock. Erie, Pa. 1t is
for sale by A. Q. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
A Card Of Thanks.

l wish to say that I feel under lasting
obligations for what Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy has done for our family.
We have used it in so many cases of
coughs, lung troubles and whooping
Icongh, and it has always given the most
perfect satisfaction, we feel greatly in
'debted to the manufacturers of this
remedy and wish them to please accept
our hearty thanks Mrs. S. Doty, Des
Moines, Iowa. For sale by A. G. Ire
land N#
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
How She Got Him.

She-I think the average man who
lives to be an old bachelor pays a very
poor compliment to himself.
He-HOw so?
She-He shows that he doesn't believe
he is smart enough to take care of any
one beside himself, or he is afraid no
girl would have him.
Two minutes later she asked for time
to think about it,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
(Forms to conform to Code)

Pattison's Forms of Pleading,
under the Missouri Code, have
been placed with the New Mex
loan Printing Co. for sale.
A complete and comprehensive
book Of forms, adopted to the
new Code Of Civil Procedure
now In eject In New Mexi,o.
Partl. Ordinary Proceedings
In Courts Of Record. Part 2.
Attachments Certiorari;G arn-
lshment; Habeas Corpus; In
junction; Mandamus; Geehap.
los Lien; Prohibition; Quo
Warranto and Replevin. Part
.. Miscellaneous. Covering Ad-
vertisements; Afmdavits: Arbi.
trations; Assignments; Deposi.
lions: Naturalization, etc.. etc.
Bound In full Law sheep. Do.
liyered 1t any postoilce In New
Mexico upon receipt Of pub.
fishers price, $500. Purchaeer's
name printed ON the book free
Of cost. Address New Mexican
Printing Company, Santa Fs.
n. N.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
An Ideal Dinner.

A boy who was asked to write out a
ideal holiday dinner evolved the follow
ing;
FIRST CoRsE,
Mince Pie,
SECOND CoRsE.
Pumpkin pie and turkey.
THIRD CoRsE.
Lemon pie, turkey and cranberries.
FOURTH CORsE.
Custard pie, apple pie, chocolate cake
and plum pudding.
DESSERT.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30

Charles H. Marks, while acting in the
capacity of nurse at the Second Division
Hospital of the Fifth Army Corps at
Santiago de Cuba, used a few bottles of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar
rhoea Remedy for diarrhoea, and found
1t to work like a charm. For sale by
A. G.. Traland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
Christian Endeavor Meeting, Detroit
Mich, July 5 to 10, 1899.

For the annual convention, United
Society of Christian Endeavor, the Santa
Fe Route will place on sale tickets to
Detroit, Mich, and return at the low
rate of $49.6 0 for the round trip, dates
of sale July 2 to 4 inclusive, good for
return passage until August Is, 1899.
H. s. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M
w. j. BLACK, &. P. A.,
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
VALLEY { NORTHEASTERN RY,
Central Time)

Central Time)
Train No. / leaves Pecos daily $3.50 a.
M, arrives Eddy 1880 a. m, Roswell
11:45 p. M, Amarillo $3.50 p. M, CON
Meeting with A., 7. & S. F. and f. W.
& D. G. Rys.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily 5:35
q. M, arrives Roswell 1928 p. M, Eddy
6:15 p. M, Pecos 10:40 p. m. connecting
with the Texas & Pacific Ry.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oaks and
Nogal, N. M, leave Roswell, N. M,
daily except Sunday at 2 a. m.
For low rates, for information regard
ng the of this valley, pricea
Of lands, ETC., address
D. n. NICHOLS
General Manager,
DON D. DONAHUE, 1ddy, N. II.
Gen. Frt. and Pass. Agent,
Eddy, N. n
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
CHICAGO, MEXICO & CALIFORNIA
LINE

Nos. 1 and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, eastbound, carries anne equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. 20 is a local train between Ell Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and lit
e.ature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address,
H. S. Lurz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
W. J.. Black, G. P. A.,
Topeka, Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
Lost His Patience.

Mrs. Farmer: You say your friend
Hiram lost his patience and yet was
happy. Mr.. Farmer: Yes, happiest
man | eyer saw.
| don't understand how a man can
lose his patience and be happy at the
same time.
Why, patience is the name of his d.
yOrced wife.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
New idea.

You don't kl ow what kind Of plaster
they ought to use in a room to keep it
warm? said Willie.
No, Idon't, Willie, returned his nurse.
What kind?
Mustard plaster, roared Willie.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
VERY Unkiud.

First Sweet Thing-The men are all
such stupid creatures! | should simply
fall dead to hear n of,them say some
thing I'd new re- heard before.
Second Sweet Thing-Then anyone
who proposes to you will be a murderer!
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
a Misnomer.

Mrs. Newed-I don't understand why
they call these things dumb walters.
Mr.. Newed-Why not?
Mrs. Newell have learned from this
dumb waiter all | know about the other
people In these flats.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
Holiday Rates.

On July 8 and 4th the Santa Fe Route
will sell tickets to all points in Colorado
and New Mexico including FL Paso, Tex.
at one fare for the round trip. Dates of
sale July 8 and 4, returning July S.
j. w. Black. q. p. A. H. s. Lutz, Agt.,
Topeka, Kas. Santa !
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
Elias Excuse.

Ella, you have been playing all the
afternoon with these toy soldiers.
That's not a proper amusement for a
big girl like you, said her mother.
But, mamma, l am not playing with
the soldiers. l pick out the officers and
. play with them,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
Time She Knew Him.

Mamma-I'm surprised at you Johnny!
Johnny (thoughtfully)-I wonder if
you'll ever get used to me, mamma,
You're always surprised at me.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
Brilliant Success.

Was your tour q success? asked Mr..
Knight Shade, the eminent %all-around
historian. Was it a success? We all
got back, didn't we?
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
This Was Cruel.

Maud-My mamma says she can re-
member when your mamma kept a
grocer's shop.
Markedly mamma says she can re-
member how much your mamma owes
her for groceries.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
MRS. A B

You couldn't convince Mrs. Anderson
that Cupid ever was as pretty as her
little girl.
Mrs. H. G. Anderson is we'll known in
South Britain, Conn, where she lives.
She is very enthusiastic about DIR. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription although no more
so than thousands of other women who
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30

have been SINH
larly benefited.
She writes :
During the
first month of the
period of gesta-
ton l could not
keep anything on
my stomach. l
went to bed the
2sth of June and
never got up till
the first of All
gust. I tried diff
ferept 5nctorc
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-06-30
Her suocsss.

Clara-I'm SO fond Of music, l want to
play the piano awfully!
Laura-Well, you do play it awfully.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25

A correspondent Of literature sends
an interesting anecdote of BalZac to
that journal: Leon GoZian used to re-
late how he met Balzac one day on the
Boulevard DIES Capucines dying with
hunger" The novelist insisted on tax
ing Gozian to confectioner who sold
macaroni patties. Forgetting his hun
ger, BalZac plunged into an appreca-
ton of Cooper's "Lake Ontario" new
ly appeareO. Gozian noticed that the
shop attendant, an English girl, had
heard him address Balzac by name and
was gazing at the author as though
fascinated. She was astounded pres
emily by the appetite of genius for
macaroni patties, which disappeared
by couples.
"HoW much do owe you?" asked
BalZac.
Nothing, NJ. Balzac," said the Eng
fish girl firmly.
Baltic was nonplused for q moment,
then he pushed his precious copy of
'Lake Ontario" into the girls hands,
saying, Il can never sufficiently regret,
madamoiselle, that did not write that
book"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
A WOMAN'S VETO.
WHY "a Certain Naval Appointments
Was Never Confirmed.

was Never
An incident which occurred during
the first Cleveland administration IL
Illustrates the good feeling existing be-
tween the newspaper men and the
chief of the bureau of naval construc-
tion. 4 certain correspondent, who
was on particularly intimate terms
with the chief, called at his office and
was received with unusual c0rdiality.
Calling the correspondent by his first
name, the chief said: Look here,
Blank, l want you to do something for
nie. Mr.. IS appointment to a place
in this department, after being fought
through two congresses, has prevailed,
has been signed by Secretary Whitney
and only waits the signature of the
president. You, of all men in Wash
ington, can find out what action the
president will take, and l think you
know a way to prevent the document
being signed"
The correspondent replied, Il think
know a way" He left the building and
went for Miss -, who was at that
IIluC uOluS w SOClCIJ AOL
the Associated Press. To her he told
the story and explained what he
wanted done.
Miss - obtained an audience with
Mrs. Cleveland and told what she
came for Mrs. Cleveland went to the
presidents desk and singled out a
paper with the remark, There, l guess
that is the one you mean" She then
turned corner of the document down
and left it.
In the course of his work the presi-
dent came to the paper and then, in a
surprised tone, said to Secretary La
mont, Dan, do you know anything
about this appointment?
Mr.. Lamont did not know anything
about it.
well" said the president Frances
has evidently turned this down for &
purpose. guess it's all right" And the
official signature was not attached
Philadelphia Post.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
Not His Kind.

Two members Of a we'll established
firm that does business in the whole
sale district INDUCED in the following
dialogue the other afternoon:
Junior Partner-Why didn't you give
that man a chance? We need another
clerk here, and rather like his looks
Senior Partner-I liked his looks, too,
but he's no good.
Junior Partner-How do you know
that?
Senior Partner-When a man who is
looking for q job comes to me and
says, Il suppose you don't want to
hire any one today. do you?' that's
enough. If he had anything in him,
he'd come right out and say what he
meant If he supposed we didn't want
to hire any one, why did le waste our
time and his by coming in to bother
us2Chicago Times-Herald.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
To Get 81 Vacuum.

Professor DeWar's achievement in liQ-
uefying hydrogen has led to the dis
covery of az easy method for obtain
ing an almost perfect vacuum, and
that in a single minute When a glass
tube, filed with air and closed at one
end, has it's open end dipped into a cup
of liquid hydrogen, the intense cold
condenses the air into kind of snow
which settles to the bottom. If, then.
the upper part of the tube, from which
the solidified air has fallen, is removed
by heating AID sealing it off, it be-
comes a vacuum chamber so free from
air that it is difficult to force an cleo
trio current through it.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25

Times When 1t Sends the Cold Shiv-
ers Down Your Back.

Ever Sit" said Mr. GoblintOn, late
ut night alone in Il room, reading or
studying, everybody gone to bed long
ago, the house, the whole city, quiet,
and see presently across the table Oh
the other side of the room q door open
ing slowly? That's Il hair raising eX-
perience. You don't know by what
means the knowledge that it was open
ing was first conveyed to you, but you
see it now, opening slowly and steadi-
ly and silently, and you get up and
grasp the chair in which you have
been sitting and stand up, with the
table between you and him for fur
Their protection, and wait for him, but
he doesn't come.
"Then you go around to the door. Ii
has stopped now and is standing dead.
1T yields with no resistance except that
Of it's own weight when you open it
wider, and, holding to it, you look
around the door jamb into the hall.
Silence there, perfect and complete;
nobody there; those were ghOstly fin
gers, if any, that turned the knob.
And so YOU shut the door securely and
go back to your reading.
"Prescntly you find the door open
again, but this time there is an air Of
vacancy about it, and now you realize
what it all means. The back of the
catch bolt that you turn with knob
is worn off q little, rounded, or the
metal frame around the socket into
which the bolt enters may be worn. or
both. Or it may be the door has
shrunk or the jamb has drawn away
from it, so that only the tip end of the
bolt catches in the socket and has q
constant tendency to work free. The
slightest shaking or Earring starts it,
and gradually it works itself clear of
the socket, and then, if it happens to
be hung just so, the door slowly opens
"And there you are, and it is all very
simple when you come to know about
it, but it's never altogether agreeable.
You never really get used to the door
that opens. New York Sun.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25

The Egyptian never travels without
his goolah. He fills it with filtered
water and in the morning can COM
mand Q pint or more Of water cooled
by evaporation through the unglazed
clay. This precious fluid he does not
waste on unsatisfed thirst. Taking off
the long white wrap and the piece OF
cloth that covers his head during sleep,
the native Dours the water over his
head, neck and hands. The European,
with all his instinct for cleanliness,
seeks first to relieve his overmastering
thirst.
There are in Egypt as many thirsts
as plaques, but the dust thirst is the
worst. Every pore is sealed; the throat
is a lump Of dry clay, and one feels
what it must be to be a mummy.-Lon-
don Standard.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
Her First ThOuchf.

Mildred-Haye you ever thought that
your last moment had come? What an
awful feeling it is that comes over one
at such q time!
Gertrude-Yes, had that experience
once when was out riding with a fell
low and his horse started to run away.
It seemed as if we would certainly be
dashed to pieces.
AIildred-.And what was the first
thing you thought Of when death
seemed to stare you in the face?
Gertrude-A hole in the toe of my
left stocking. | have never since then
run the risk Of being found dead in
such a condition.-Chicag Times Her
oil
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
IF

IF were 8 snan," the woman said,
''Pd make r1y mark ere | was dead;
I'd lead the world with battle cry,
And I'd be faracus ere l should die
ii { were 8 man
''If were youth" t,,e So man cried,
''Pd seize all chances, Id go wii:: he tide;
I'd win my way to the highest place
And stick to honor and seek his grace
If were youth"
eli were rich,'' the poor man thought,
'Pd give my all for the poor's support;
I'd open my door, and I'd open my heart,
And goodness and would never part
If | were rich"
And 10, if all these ifs came true,
The woman man, the man youth,
The poor man rich-then all in truth,
This world would be, when we got through,
Just as it is!
james Oppenheim in New York Sun.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
THE HEATHEN CAN WAIT.
IA sgnctter's idea of Where Charity
should Begin.

Should Begin.
The other day an old squatter came
to the city and attended divine services
at a fashionable church. The old fei-
low listened with rapt attention to the
sermon, occasionally nOdding III ap
prevail or shaking his head in uncer-
tainty. When n man with the cOntri-
button box approached, the squatter
asked:
whats up?'
owe are taking up q collection for
the heather, and as you seemed to be
so much interested in the sermon /
didn't know but you would like to give
q few dimes"
whats the matter with the
heathen?"
"Why, he doesn't know anything
about the gospel, and we want to raise
money enough to send it to him"
wall, | tell yer, l don't think he'll
Spite afOre mOrnin. I've got a boss
swap on han, an eff ken get huff boot
come arOun an We'll sorter look inter
the matter"
But, my friend, the heather chill
dren need clothes"
$50 does mine, by jingo. Bill amt
worn nuthn but a shirt for six months
an haster stay Outen perlite society.
likes got vacancy in his britches big
germ yer hat, an Jack haster stay I'M
der the house when a stranger comes
ease he got his clothes scOrched durin
hog KILN. Come aroun arter the swap
fur don't think the heather will spite
afOre mornin. "-Arkansa Traveller
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
Direct Evidence.

Here is a good parrot story. One of
these birds occupied the witness stand
the other day. Poll strayed from
the house of it's owner, Meyer Posnek.
Jacob Hanf1er, a saloonkeeper, took it
in and bought it cage. Poll is an
accomplished convesatiOnalist, and
and drew some trade by it's witticisms.
Posnek passed by and hearing the
parrots laugh, went in and claimed
him. Hanfer resisted the birds re-
moval, and there was fight. The
case went to court. Placing the bird
on the stand, Judge Schalk said: who
owns you?" "Posey, old boy, answered
Poll. Lets go somewhere and get a
drink. ''The parrot is yours, Posnek, >
exclaimed the Judge.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
DR.. Humphre ys'

Specifics act directly upon the disease,
without exciting disorder in other parts
of the system. They Cure the Sick.
NO. CURES. PRICES.
G-Eevers. COngestions. Tnf1ammations. 20
2-WOrms, Worm Fever. Worm Collie. %
3-Tccthing, Collie, Crying Wakefulness .25
A-D;arrhea, Of Children or Adults. .2J
7-COughs, Colds, Bronchitis ......... .25
S-Ncuralgia. Toothache, Faeeache... .25
9-Heada che. Sick Headache, Vertigo 20
1O-Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Weak Stomach. 25
11-Suppressed or Painful Periods. .35
12-Nhites, Too Profuse Periods. ..... .25
13-CrOup, Laryngitis. Hoarseness %
14-snit Rheum, Erysipelas Eruptiozs %
15-RheUmatisnl, Rheumatic Palms.. IS
16-Malaria, ChillS, Fever and Ague .o5
19-Catarrh. Influenza, Cold in the Head .23
2O-W hOODing-COu gin ................... %
25-Kidney Diseases Observation-Disclosures. .95
2S-XeryOus Debility. ..................1 90
3O-Urinary Weakness. Wetting Bed. .25
57-Grip, Hay Fever. Observation-Disclosures. go
DR.. Humphreys Manual of all Diseases at your
Druggists or Mailed Free.
Sold by druggists, or sent on receipt of price.
Humphreys Med. Co., Cor. William q John Sts.,
New York.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
Triumphant,

when you get in a crowd, my dear"
said Mr.. Wrinkles to his wife, always
look out for pickpockets."
I'm not afraid Of trem, dearest"
answered Mrs. Wrinkles. They can't
pick my pocket"
That's just like you women" said
Mr.. Wrinkles, always 50 sure. Pray
tell me why you couldn't have your
pockets picked
Because l haven't got any" answer
ed Mrs. Wrinkles proudly.-Harper's
HaZar
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
Power of Deep Sea Waves.

In a high sale, mile long waves, 200
feet from trough to trough and 40 feet
high, roar along the sea at 20 miles an
hour with q weight Of 10000 pounds
for every foot of their length. Upon
these a 600 foot ship, such as the New
York or the Paris will rise like q
fnntjng leaf. but if the i'll fated ship
IS upon { lee shore blows of 100,
- tons, delivered with remorseful
fury crush il like an eggshell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
S1rOnE Bank Notes.

So firm is the texture of a genuine
Bank of England note that burning
can hardly destroy it, The authorities
have in a little glazed frame the re-
mains Of q note which was in the
great fire Of Chicago. Though COLI
pletely charred and black, the note is
sufficiently !egible to establish it's gen
uineneSs and be caShed
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
EGdy-stone.

The smallest inhabited island in the
world is that on which the Eddystonc
lighthouse stands At low water it is
80 feet al diameter. At high water
the lighthouse, whose diameter at the
base is 1874 feet, completely covers it.
1t is inhabited by three persons.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
An Oblising Officer.

One Of the smart sportsmen who
were arrested during the row at
Auteuil, after being conducted to the
temporary lookup, persistently cried
Let me go fer a few minutes; I will
come back" Finding that the officers
were obdurate, the young gentleman
eventually took one Of them aside, and
said, ''At all events. do me little ia
vor. The third race is about to be
run; go and put these ten louis on
horse No. Z" The officer did so.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
Stretching to Rest.

When man is tired, he stretches bis
arms and legs and yawns. Birds and
animals, so far as possible. follow his
example Birds spread their feathers
and also yawn; they open their mouths
slowly till they are round, the bones Of
Oman
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1899-08-25
The Ink Plant.

The juice OF the ink plant, which can
be used as ink without any prepare
ton, comes out on the paper at first
red color. but after a few hours it
changes to black.