Arizona republican., 1899-11-02

D0oiey. We see tn Beers is a simple.
pasthral people that goes about their
business in their own way, raisin he'll
with ivrybody. They was BORN with
an aversion to society. an whin tn
English come they lit out befure thin,
not likin' their looks. TIL English kept
-comin' an the Beers kept movin' till
they cuddn't move amy further with
out bumpin' into Kitchner's ARMY.
an thin they settled down an says
they. This far shall we go says they.
bein' a ralijous people. an divvle tn
sthep further An they killed off tn
irrelijous naygurs an started in FIR TO
raise cattle. An at night they'd set
outside iv their dorps. which, Hinnissy
is Dutch FIR two-story brick house an
lot. an sip their larger an swap
horses an match texts firm tn Bible
f'r tn seegars. while the childhar play
ed marbles with dimons as big as TIL
end iv ye'er thumb.
''yTelI. tn English heerd they was
good be tn bucket in ivry cellar firm
Oopencoff to DoCzledorf, which. Hin
missy. is like New York an San Fran
cisco. bein' tn exthreme pints in tn
country, an they come on in great
ony, tn Einsteins an Eeldebacks an
Werners. an whin they'd took out
gooId enough SOS they needed raycre-
alton they wanted to vote. An says
Joe Chamberlain. he says. be hivins.
they shall vote he says. Is it, he
says. possible that at this stage "
tn worlds progress he says. an Eng
fish gintIeman shud be denied. he says.
tn right to dhrop off n thrain amy
where in tn civilized wurruId an cast
his impeeryal Vote? he says. Give
thin tn franchise, he says. or be this
an be that! he says. FIR we have put
our hand to tn plow,' he says. an We
will not turn back he says.
''Kruger-that's tn main guy " tn
Dutch-a fine man. Hinnissy. that
looks like Casey's goat an has NANNY
iv tn same peculyarities. he says. An
r-rignt' he says. III give thin tn
franchise. he says. 'Whin?' says Joe
Chamberlain. In NE Will says Kru-
ger. 'Whin l die he says. an hope
to live to be a hundred if l keep on
slnokin' befure breakfast he says. III
bequeath to me frinds. tn English. or
such iv thin as was here befure come
tn inaliena5le an sacred right to de-
mand firm me successor tn privilege
of ilictin' an alderman. he says. But
he says. in tn manetime.' he says.
well lave things tn way they are he
says. I'm DID, he says. AN not good
loOkin' he says, an me clothes don't
fit an they may be marks " food on
me vest he says. but I'm not more
thin half crazy an anytime We find
me giVin' annywan n chanst to vote me
into job dhrivin' a mule an put i'm
an English prisidint " this raypublic,'
he says. we may conclude that ye'eT'
Uncle Paul needs a guarjeen.' he says.
I" Far be it firm me to suggest amy
but peaceful measures says Sir Alfred
Miner. that's the la-ad they have
down in Africa. tn Injun agent, 'f'r tn
English an Dutch shud wCrrul1 to-
gether like brothers fr tn removal IL
tn naygur population he says. but
he says, as a brother. 1 politely suS
gest to ye that if We don't give US what
we want well hand We a fraternal
punch he says. FIT he says. we
have put our hand to tn plow. he
says. an we can not turn back he
says.
What Sir Alfred Miner says is
thrue' says Lord Lelborne. an what
TIL Givvle he has to do about it l din
nav. TIL situation is such he says.
as to be intol'rable to a silf-rayspictin'
Englishman, he says. What crime
he says, that tn men who ARE takin'
most iv tn money out " tn country
shud not be allowed to stick in amy
" TIL votes he says. We have. as
Shakspere says, put our hand to tn
plow.' he says. an we can not turn
back he says. I agree corjally with
tn noble lord on tn Fred lounge abaft
me- says Lord Salisbury With tn
echoes of me own noble sintirnints on
tn peace proclamation iv me good
frind. tn car " Rooshia, Still ringin'
in me ears he says, it wud i'll become
me to speak in force he says. I wud
on'y say that if tn Transvaal raypub-
lie wud rather have a dum-dun bui-
let in its tum-tum thin grant to tn