River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1899-03-16

There are 10, $40 men in the British
Navy.
Three robes for sale cheap at o. D.
Pettet's.
Don't eat pie with your fingers.
Eat it with your mouth.
Last year this country exported ST.
600 horses worth $6,000,000.
We are in it on wall paper and
paints. Barnard s. Clough.
The exports of American bicycles in
1898 amounted in value TO $7,0O2, 2l8.
Get our prices on mixed paints.
white lead and oils. Barnard & Cloughs
Germany's product Of beet sugar
equals all the cane sugar Of the world.
The United States sold 81 worth
abroad in 1898 to every 81 worth it
bought.
The Weekly Chicago Inter Ocean
and RIVER FALLS JOURNAL $500 per
year, in advance.
ICE.-Ice delivered to any part of
the city. Leave orders at either of
the meat markets
Women in general may not be deep
thinkers, but they are all pretty
clothes observation-disclosures City Star.
We have put in a full line Of Mas
ury's mixed paint. The oldest and
best in America. Barnard & Clough.
o. II. Bang, the leading River Falls
tailor, can make you suit TO fit and
warrant the workmanship to be first
class.
Freeman's Diarrhma Mixture is
sold under a guarantee to cure
Diarrhea, Dysentery and all Summer
Complaints.
Whole wheat flour for sale at Geo.
Fortune & Co.'s feed store. This is
one Of the most wholesome of cereal
foods, at a very moderate price.
The Republican mayor-elect Ash
bridge of Philadelphia received plur-
atty Of 122, 221-a number whose
figures read the same either way.
P. E. DeMille, D. D. S., will make
his next regular visit to River Falls
Monday, March goth, to remain one
week. Office at the Gladstone. Re-
membe the date.
Are you thin? Would you like to
get fat and plump? Tried Laughing"
t'wouldn't work-now take Rocky
Mountain Tea-t'will do the business.
35 cents. Taggart & Co.
George Swentzer of Brunswick, n.
j., was severely horsewhipped by his
wife and then arrested and fined be-
cause he allowed his wife to assault
him! Between the devil and the
deep sean'
The Utah and Delaware legislatures
have both adjourned sine die without
either having succeeded in electing
a United States Senator. These
states will be represented in the 56th
congress by a single senator from
each, unless an extra session is called
to elect and succeeds in doing so.
Bushes and tears are discouraged
in the veneer of modern artificial
society, as they are considered an
fashionable. Paint becomes the Sub
stitute for bushes and tears are apt
to make an ugly gutter through it
and dirty looking puddles in the de-
pressions of the dimples Of beauty.
Phil MalIix, of Kokomo, Indiana,
increased his drink capacity to IS
glasses of beer a day. Being asked if
beer would make one drunk he re-
piled: II drink rs glasses and it don't
make me drunk. don't know what
it would do if man made a hog Of
himself" But Phil concluded to join
the prohibitionists. Since having
adopted total abstinence he has lost
As pounds in weight, but is in perfect
health.
Mrs. Mary Hawley, who lives In
Peterson, N. j., whose tongue was al
together too long and pliable for legi-
innate use, having read the injunc-
ton, ''if thine eye offend thee pluck
it OUT" decided to resort to the same
heroic operation with reference to the
offending tongue. She cut off an inch
Of it with pair of scissors for the
purpose Of restricting its capacity for
vituperation. TIL e result was quite
satisfactory.
Tuesday Club for March II, 1899.
Current Events-China.
The Renaissance and Reformation
under Francis hmm. Mrs. Ensign.
Henry H...........,..... .............M Mrs. Weld.
Louise ofSavoy and Marguerite
.s..ss's.......s...,.s MISS Hattie LeNlugb'
Hostess, Mrs Brier. Leader, Mrs. Ensign.
BEFORE EASTER 1899.
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