The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-01-19
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Is hODDs q nah u AoOsa a.
clined to think so. He has a fifth wife.
Harvey-George said he kissed you.
Did he? Flora (amblguously)-Noi
mueh.-Boston Transcript.
Teacher-Mary, make a sentence
with dogma as subject. Mary after
careful thought-The dogma has three
puppies.-Ex.
did you say the man was shot in the
woods, doctarf' NO. | didn't; said
he was shot in the lumbar region :
Yonkers Statesman.
Footlight-who is the most promls-
1ng person In your company Sue
Brette-Oh, the manager, by all means.
-Yonkers Statesman.
"~Snagsby is the most devoted golf
man | ever met. The. only meat he
eats Is sausage "Balli' NO, links"
Cleveland P~laindealer.
There's a young m who makes
little things count" How does she
do IT." Teaches arithmetic In a pri-
mary school. Boston Globe.
what a sanguine man Cooper isr'
'Sanguine? He advertised for a mid,
dle-aged typewriter girl and expected
to get application Mexican Herald.
Tommy" said the teacher to a pu-
Pill In the juvenile class. what II syn
taxT II guess 1t must he the tax on
whisky" replied 1ommy.-Chicago
News.
Blister-I'd like TO see that new de-
vice of yours for preventing the theft
of a watch. Kister-Can't show It. 1t
wds stolen from me yesterday by a
p~ickpocket.
Mary. there's dust ON the piano at
least six weeks old" "Bnt, Missis.
that's the fault OF the last mald-rye
only been here three weeks."-Flie-
gende Blaetter.
The lady In the sunbonnet-0h. |
guess You think whatever you say goes.
The lady in the curl papers-If you
hear II, It does; 1t goes all over the
neighborhood.
Student-Fellows, the sheriff came 10
my rooms to-day. He seems TO me
Just like a child. All-How so? Stu
dent-He wants everything he SEES
Lustge Blaetter.
S%tranger-Is your society here very
select? Arizona Al-See them graves
yer thar? They was all filed by fell
lers who came TO our dances without
inyitashuns.-Brooklyn Life.
Mirlam-Did you take the picture of
The young man on the mantel? MIL
dred-Yes. Miriam-Friend of yours,
| suppose? Mildred-Well. he was be-
fore l took the picture.-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Soldiers Mother-I got a letter
from George to-day, and he Is grum.
bling about the victuals In the army.
The Soldiers Wife-I am glad to hear
that he Is making himself at home
Indianapolis Journal.
Reelman Ito question:, | assure you
that | never make a business of fish
Ing; | merely fish for recreation. Mrs.
Reelman-Yes, and that's about the
only thing | ever knew him TO catch.-
Richmond Dispatch.
Smith (the good father)-When l say
anything In the presence OF my chill
dren, | am very careful to have It ae-
curate. Jones 1.-THE wretehed bachelor)
Yes; | suppose they'd call you down
II 1t wasn't.-Detroit Journal.
A wag the other day asked his friend:
How many knayes do you suppose
live In this street beside yourself?'
Besides myself!' replied the other:
do you mean to insult me?" well,
then" said the first. how many do you
reckon including YOURSELF"
Ex-seryant-My husbands been beat
In me again, Miss Mary. and I'd twen-
~ minds to have him arrested. Miss
Mary-Why didn't you? Ex-seryant-
Well, l was thinkin' too, with me so
lame, and him not workln', how'd l
eve get money to pay the fine!-Life.
A little girl who had been told not to
ask for anything to cal at q n~eighbor's
came home with a face very suggestive
Of lunching. When asked by her moth
ct why sue hau asAe" A"i sonesnihk'
she said: But, mamma, l didn't ask
Mrs. u. just looked at her and SAID
can't you see now hungry amp
Truth.
Farmer hlmetree-f say you
want a job and would work for a cent
a minute? Why, that Is sixty cents an
hour, six dollars a day, thirty-six dol
lars a week, a undred and Weary
Willie (faintly)-Hold on dere, bossi