The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-07-02

ed young fellow. and the car was no place
for him.
wei. I hadn't seen him for several
months. when one day he came to see ne
and / hardly knew him; he was the pic
ture of health.
What nave you been doing to your
self" l asked. I thought he must have
a new doctor
Nothing he said, but giving up all
responsibility as to the welfare of the pas
| sengers on my car simply made up my
mind that / must if l was going to live
"'HaVe the women got SO they can get
off ana on the car safcy%
Safely? Yes The right way? No
But l have a theory. ! never was a par
| ticularly religious man. but | am getting
to have a good deal of faith nowadays.
If woman haven't guardian angels, then
there isn't such a thing. and l am sure
there must be- Nothing but guardian an
gels could keep 'em through the things
they lived through on my car. When l
first made up my mind that they might
, do as they pleased and get killed if they
wanted to, l think [ should have been
kind of glad If one or two of EN- had got
2 hurt-if / wasn't sure to lose my place
through It'll got 50 mad a their care
! lessness. But now that l have settled 1t
that they have special protection [ don't
think any more about it, and I'm the
most popular conductor on my route. I
tell a woman once in a while that l see
she knows how TO get on and off car,
and my regular passengers are so pleased
that they hop on and off as light as
feathers. I'm so popular that l think
| they save all their pennies for me but I
know where to get rid of en- and l don't
| care
THAT shows what hard times conduc-
tors have at first but they get callous
after a time" continued the doctor "They
either get calous and don't care whether
women get hurt or not. or they come
to the conclusion that they have guardian
angels and can't get hurt, any way But
it's a different thing with the dry goods
clerk.
Ever notice how worn they look? It's
nervous prostraton, or the beginning Of it,
A man comes to me and is all used up
and yet there is nothing the matter with
him.
"'What is your business? I asked
CORY goods clerk he answers, and
| that is enough. l know what is the mat
ter with him. It draes a mans very life
out trying to suit people in a shop and
never knowing when a thing is sold wheth-
! er it is not coming back two or three
! times. All you can do is to build the man
| up a little, strengthen his nerves and tell
| him to get as much rest and fresh air as
| possible You hear of a case of nervous
prostration and you are pretty sure to
| lllu there > q WOMAN III II somewhere
! A pretty girl. says the Philadelphia
| Times. has solved the problem of what
shall 1 do when my shoe comes united on
| the street. There are people who say that
a properly tied shoelace never comes I'M
tied, but there are other people, and their
! name is legion, who, when they tie the
lace of a low shoe SO, that it is snug and
! firm find that after walking a certain dis
| lance it is pretty certain TO loosen under
| any circumstances. Then comes the prob
| lem of what shall 1 do. etc. No woman
! cares to be seen bending over in a car
| her face red, her hands redder stil and
swollen with the blood that has rushed
into them, bending over to tie her shoelace
| 1t always gives a suggeS ton of a womau's
not having dressed properly, and il is not
! altogether Iadyike. A little worse than
| this is the woman who is to be seen with
| her foot on the seat in front of her in the
elevated car also tying her shoeace. II
is more comfortable, but it doesn't look
we'll Still worse than either is the wo-
man-and she is frequently to be seen
who stops on the street at the most con-
venient high step, puts down her bundles,
her foot on the step and also ties her shoe
But the pretty girl didn't do any of
these three things. She was wearing low
shoes and the laces came united. 1t
would never do to let them remain So She
was on the right-hand side of Broadway,
| Just above Union square, when she was
| first seen, and at her feet, kneeling was
a small newsboy with his papers under his
arm. That was a very gallant attitude
but it required explanation The New
York newsboy is a practical young person,
and he does not worship without cause at
the feet of the eternal feminine The
cause was explained when he arose and
disclosed the neatly tied shoe.
The most sensible way to manage shoes
iG q have those that will united
or to wear buttoned boots, but, neither OF
those plans being satisfactory, and no
friends house accessible, the next best
thing TO do is to patrOnize a young chew
alier of the streets and not forget to give
him at least cents for his trouble. The
pretty girl did not forget that
Half way between Munich and Salz-
burg is the third NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
built by Ludwig H." writes Prof j. H.
Gore in the July Ladies' Home Journal.
| This great structure is incomplete for
tunately for already overtaxed Bavaria,
for no one could surmise what its cost
would have been One room alone-the
renowned bed chamber-could not be du-
picated for less than $l,000000, The vault
ed ceiling is one great allegorical painting,
the rounded cornice is covered with score
of richly framed mural paintings, the
walls are panels of hammered gold of in
| tricate designs, and even the floor is of
marvellous pattern. The only suggestion
of the purpose of this wonderful room is
the 900 bed with its canopy more mag
nif1cent than any that covers a regal
throne. In the gorgeous dining room he
had erected a disappearing table. which
dropped through the floor when a course
was finished, and in its place came up
another, set and served. He desired this
so that servants would be unnecessary in
the room and the most secret state mat
ters could be discussed in safety. Many
people sought in vain to see the famous
room at Herrenchemsee. Once an actress
pleased Ludwig so much by her recitation
that she thought it an opportune moment
to request permission TO see his most
poetic bed chamber She was coolly dis
missed for her effrontry and the servants
were ordered to fumigate the room in
which she had been received"
The vanity of people is depicted by Dor
othy Dix in the New Orleans Picayune as
follows: after all, what a ridiculous van