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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13
From the Ballinrobe Chronicle, Ireland

From the Ballinrobe Chronicle, Ireland.
DaIy-At his residence. Ballinrobe, on
Thursday evening, after a long and
trying illness, borne with great pa
thence, Mr. Thomas Daily, brother of Rev.
Denis DAILY, U. S. A, a member of one
of the old and respected families of
Ballinrobe Mr.. Daily had spent many
years in successful enterprise abroad,
and his stirring tales of life in the
Rockies always found eager listeners
among his old friends. On his return
some 10 years ago he married and set
tied down here and expended a con-
siderable sum in building and fitting
UP two fine business establishments.
but unfortunately his health gave way.
and he did not long enjoy his home
rest The interment took place to-day
in the family burial ground at the
Old Abbey, whence his remains were
followed by a large and representative
funeral cortege. May he rest in peace,
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13
Why He Was Nervous.
From Tit-Bits,

An American who was on his first
trip on an English railway quite held
his breath at the rapid running. When
his nervousness rather overcame him he
approached the guard.
Il say. guard" he ventured, this is
pretty fast travelling for safety, isn't
it?"
''Oh, no, sir" replied the guard; 1--WE
never run off the line here, sir"
But" said the Yankee, quickly re-
senting the patronage, sit is not the
line. I'm afraid of running off your
blamed little island"
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

At the Montana-E. E. Aud San
Francisco George Stenger, Portland !;
M. ]. Adams, Chicago; F. d. Brown,
Phillipsburg: DR.. T. Bremen St. Louis;
G. H. Batchilner, Denver; D. B. Mud
gett St Joseph L. Mayer, Camden,
Neb.: w. w. Funge. San Francisco;
NJ. A. Rawson, st. Paul; Robert Cow
ELL Omaha; A. r. Miller, J. E. Tiebe,
Butte
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

A drunken laborer, who refused to
give his name, was arrested last night
by Night Chief of Police O'Brien. He
had maliciously thrown his hat into
the face of a horse which was drawing
buggy containing three children. The
fact that the horse was an unusually
gentle one prevented a disastrous run
away.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

Office hours, II to IL. 2 to 4, to $50.
Office, Beaudry bldg. Anaconda.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

DIR. Stephens is in New York taking
a special course at the New York post
graduate school and hospital on the
diseases of women and children. He
will return to Anaconda on the 18th of
this month
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

Auction at 416 East Park avenue at
Anaconda Millinery parlors. The sale
of the entire stock of millinery and
store fixtures will be continued Thurs
day afternoon and evening. Miss NJ
O'Donnell
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

George Baltimore Symons of Butte
was in Anaconda yesterday.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

214 Oak st. Office hours, to IL a, m, 2
to and to p. m.
Residence. sos Main ST., Anaconda
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

Martin B. Burris, a young attorne
of Middletown, Del, who is on a tou
of the West, was in the city yesterday
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

Miss Helena Gleason, county superin-
tendent Of schools, left yesterday after
noon for the northern part of the county
on her annual visit to the schools of
that section
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

Tonight, negligee ball. Fine mus
Good time guaranteed.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

Master Robert Creel Scott of Corval-
lis is visiting his uncle A. NJ Walker,
at his home east of Anaconda
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

Swedish Baptist services will be held
in the Scandinavian church at 5 p. m.
to-day, Rev. ]. S. Cederberg officiat-
ing.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

II you want prize picture Gamer
get Cycle POGO at Wrights.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13
verberkmoes, optician and jeweler.

E. E. Peterson of Butte was in tow
yesterday.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

The Swedish Baptist Sewing society
will meet at 2 p. m. to-day at the home
of Mrs. Erickson, APO East Fourth
street.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

The Owl saloon at the corner of Com
mercial avenue and Oak street was
closed yesterday on an attachment sued
out by j. V. Collins. F. L. Hoagland is
the proprietor
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

Assistant District Attorney Englis
is in Missoula
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

John Mcmahon of Deer Lodge W;
in the. city yesterday.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

Mrs. ]. E. Malsor of 412 Maple street
will entertain the members of the
Swedish Lutheran Sewing society this
afternoon.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-07-13

State Examiner John G. Morony, ac-
companied by his wife, came over from
Deer Lodge yesterday.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
T~elegraphing to Mars.

The idea that we may possibly be able
sometime to communicate with the
planet Mars is a perfectly sound one.
those who laugh at it merely empha-
size their lack of knowledge of the
march of progress. Years ago man
with his family could not cross a stream
a hundred yards wide. He could com
municate with his fellow men only so
far as his voice would reach. Medical
science knew no positive Ire for dys-
pepsia. But we have progressed. Steam
crosses the ocean, electricity communi-
Gates across the continent, and Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters has proved a boon
to humanity. 1t strikes at the roo of
almost all sickness-the stomach, and
cures indigestion, constipation, bilious
ness and dyspepsia. A private Revenue
Stamp should cover the neck of the bot
file.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
GIRLS COSTUME.

srs soon faded and became a disfgure-
ment instead of an ornament.
The pique parasols matching pique
costumes are disappearing before the
costumes themselves are laid aside and
are being replaced by parasols Of bright
silk, more appropriate for cool weather.
Taffeta petticoats are trimmed with
nainsook or muslin hounces enriched with
lace. This is an odd combination, which
will doubtless vanish with the last warm
days.
The girls costume illustrated is of sill
yer gray poplin. The circular skirt is in
one piece and is edged by a band of black
passementerie, above which are two
braids of insertion applied over blue silk.
The bodice has a tucked yoke of blue tat
feta, bordered at the collarless neck and
around the edge by black passementerie.
A lace bertha surrounds the yoke, and
three bands of insertion like that on the
skirt pass down the front Of the bodice.
The sleeves are trimmed to match and
have a full epaulet, also trimmed. The
belt is Of blue surah.
JUDO CHoLLET.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
Lowell a. ! Teacher.

In Lowell's college work the weakest
part was his class teaching. While no
teacher in the university was more will
ing to help his boys, his habit Of doing
most Of the reading, when a boy labored,
with friction, breaking right into his
reading, wal not agreeable to the boy.
But even in that he at least had the our
age Of mastery, and never shirked the
hard passages. His corrections and re-
marks were often lost from the want Of
clearness and open mouthed carefulness
Of articulation. When he spoke in public,
he always made himself heard, but to a
small, almost private class, speaking
without effort, his modest stiffness and
his smothering mustache would make us
wish that mems hair had been forbidden
to grow forward Of the corners Of their
mouths.-"James Russell Lowell and His
Friends"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
READ HIS
(From the Times, Hillstille, v

(From the Times, Hillstille, Va.)
I suffered with diarrhoea for a long
time, and thought I was past being
cured. I had spent much time and
mone and suffered SO much misery
that I had almost decided to give up all
hopes of recovery and await the result,
but noticing the advertisement of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy and also some testimo-
malls stating how some wonderful cures
had been wrought by this remedy, I de-
cided to try it. After taking a few doses
I was entirely we'll of that trouble, and
I wish to say further to my readers and
fellow-sufferers that T am a hale and
hearty man to-day, and feel az well as
I ever did in my life.-O. r. Moore.
Sold by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
A ESCAPE.

Thankful words written by Mrs. Ada
e. Hart, Of Groton, 8. D.: "Was taken
with a bad cold which settled on my
lungs; cough set in and finally termi-
mated in Consumption. Four doctors
gave me up, saying I could live but a
short time. I gave myself up to my
Savior, determined if I could not stay
with my friends on earth, I would meet
absent one above. My husband was
advised to get DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry for Consumption, Coughs and Colds.
I gave it a trial, took in all eight bot
ties. 1t has cured me, and thank God, I
am saved and now a we'll and healthy
woman" Fischer & Co.'s drug store.
Regular size, SOC and $1.00. Guaranteed
or price refunded.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
GOWN.

goods. The white waist is at present
preferred made Of plain lawn or lawn
with satin checks and plaits.
The jacket or bolero Of tucked black
taffeta is having a great vogue among
fashionable women. The tucks run
obliquely, and the large revers are Gov
cred with shirred mousseline de sole.
The illustration shows a princess gown
Of ivory faille. 1t is quite plain in form,
with a train, and is trimmed with large
applications Of guipure, forming wide
bands. A band Of pink taffeta passes
down the middle Of the front, and other
bands Of the same material are threaded
perpendicularly through the guipure. The
sleeves of ivory taffeta are tight and
plain and fare at the wrist. The hat
which accompanies the gown is Of cream
straw, trimmed with black velvet, black
tulle and black feathers.
JUDO CHoLLET.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
SPANS NEED.

Mr.. r. P. Olivia, Of Barcelona, Spain,
spends his winters at Aiken, S. C. Weak
nerves had caused severe pains in the
back of his head. On using Electric
Bitters. Americas greatest Blood and
Nerve Remedy, all pain soon left him.
He says this grand medicine Is what
his country needs. All America knows
that it cures liver and kidney trouble,
purifies the blood, tones up the stomach,
strengthens the nerves, puts vim, vigor
and new life into every muscle, nerve
and organ of the body. If weak, tired or
ailing you need 1t. Every bottle qua
anteed, only so cents. Sold by Fischer
& Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
How to Write a Coon Song,

First you take a southern coon,
So he's black he'll do:
Then you find a yaller gal,
Name her Sal or Lou;
They must have a falling out,
Else be very thick;
She must follow with the "dough"
When he's living high on "tick,"
Don't forget his bill of fare,
Wine and chicken wing;
And when the song is finished through
just add the ragtime swing,
Now, you've done the best you can;
Choose a name for it
Something silly, lacking sense
And it will make a hit.
Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
Calculated to Warm Him.

He was suffering from Il bad attack of
fever and argue. The doctor was at his
bedside watching his shivering fit and to
calm his nerves a little remarked:
Il will write you a prescription which
you must have made up at once, and aft
er you have taken the first dose you will
be warm in no time"
You don't mean to say, doctor, that
it will be as fatal as that?' cried the
frightened patient.-Pick Me Up.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
A

Will often cause a horrible Burn, Scald,
Cut or Bruise. Bucklen's Arnica Salve,
the best in the world, will kill the pain
Fever Sores, Ulcers, Boils, Felons,
Corns, all Skin Eruptions. Best Pile
cure on earth. Only rs cents a box. Cure
guaranteed. Sold by Fischer & Co.,
druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
TRY ALIENS FOOT-EASE,

A powder to be shaken into the shoes.
Your feet feel swollen, nervous and hot,
and get tired easily. If you have smart
ing feet or tight shoes, try Aliens Foot.
Ease. 1t cools the feet and makes walk.
ing easy. Cures swollen, sweating feet,
~ingrowing nails, blisters and callous
spots. Relieves corns and bunions of all
pain and gives rest and com Tort. Try ii
today. Sold by all druggists and shoe
stores for Csc. Trial package FREE.
Address, Allen S Ok sted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
Woman AZ Usual!

Well | guess it is true that women are
at the bottom of about all the trouble
that comes to his vale Of tears, remarked
Farmer Sassafras to his wife.
oh, now don't be too hard on the w0-
men! replied Mrs. Sassafras.
Well, it is a fact! Look at the trouble
in South Africa now.
Have the women anything to do with
that?
Well, I heard one of the boarders
tellin' another that the real trouble was
on account Of Susie Ranity. -Pittsburg
Chronicle Telegraph.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
How 1t Is Done.

Keep her trade!." he said when asked
about the woman who wanted every
thing below cost. why, Of course,
keep her trade. It's easy when you
know how. | just quote prices to her
about 10 per cent higher than they
should be so as to give plenty of leeway
for the bargain she always wants to
make.'-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
A WoRD-TO

Mothers Of children affected with
to administer Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. It contains no opiate nor mar
cotic in any form, and may be given a.
confidently to the babe as to an adult.
The great success that has attended its
use in the treatment Of colds and Group
has won for It the approval and praise
It has received throughout the United
States and in many foreign lands. For
sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder. 1t cures
painful, smarting, nervous feet, and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
stlng out of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery Of the age.
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching
feet. Try it today. Sold by all drug
gists and shoe stores. By mail for Csc
in stamps. Trial package FREE. Adj
tress. Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
DELIGHTFUL Condition.

Hicks-Wheeler and Barssey met fol-
the first time yesterday, and they got on
together famously. They kept up theil
talk until late in the evening.
Wicks-What were they talking
about?
Hicks-Bicycle and golf.
Wicks-But Wheeler doesn't know
the least thing about golf.
Hicks-Neither does Brassey know
anything about bicycling. Each kept
it up on his favorite topic without listen
ing to the Other. -Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30

AS usually treated a sprain will dis
able the injured person for three or four
weeks, but if Chamberlain's Pain Balm
is freely applied a complete cure may
be effected in a very few days. Pain
Balm also cures rheumatism, cuts,
bruises and burns. For sale by A. G.
Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30

perhaps you could learn to love me in
time"
81 don't know. / never was any good
at learning things l didn't like."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
Couldn't Saw.

as your husband in line for promo
tion"" n
Il don't know" doubtfully answered
the young woman who had married a
title. "Since they worried Mr.. Hooley so
there don't seem to be very many promot-
ers around. Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
He COnfeAses.

doctor, how did you find your pa
tients when your vacation was endedy'
They We're all doing nicely"
"Then why were you in such a hurry
to get back?"
Because l didn't want to come home
and start the business of building up a
new practice ."-Chicago Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
Half Fare to the Fair.

For the territorial horticultural exhibi-
ton in this city the Denver & Rio Gran.
de railroad has agreed to sell half fare
tickets from all stations between this
city, Alamosa and Durango, on October
3, 4 and 5 and to be good to return until
October 9. This should ensure a good
attendance from the northwest.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
pECOS VALLEY { NORTHEASTERN RY
Central Time)

Central Time)
Train No. l leaves Pecos daily $3.50 AZ
M, arrives Carlsbad 7:30 q. M, Roswell
l1:45 p. M, Amarillo 9:2O p. M, con
Meeting with A., T. s. s. f. and F. w.
& D. G. Rys.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily 5:35
a. M, arrives Roswell 1925 p. M, Carls-
bad 6:15 p. M, Pecos 10:40 p. m. con
Meeting with the Texas & Pacific Ry.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oak and
Nogal, N. NJ, leave Roswell, N M,
daily except Sunday at Z a. m.
For low rates, for information regard.
ng the Of this valley, prices
Of lands, ETC., address
D.. II. NICHOLS
General Manager,
DON D. D0NAHUE, Carlsbad, N. NJ.
Gen. Fri and Pass Agent,
Carlsbad, n. u.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
Her Hands Full.

What a very large mouth Miss Fan.
ME Twimbleter hasv'
Eyes. l understand that she's SO afraid
of kissing bugs that she sleeps with both
hands over it~."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
Making Allowances,

isn't there some tautology in this let
teri" asked Mrs. Cumrox's daughter.
swell dear" answered her mother
II s'pose she couldn't help talking shor
a little. You know she's studying to be
a teacher, and her mind is naturally OIL
her favorite science Star
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
At the Table.

The Lover-Love makes the world 60
round.
The Landlady-I wish love or some
thing else would make this chicken 60
'rOund,-Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
Its Effect on Trade.

How are things moving along in the
restaurant business these days?
Well, l notice that since the Dreyfus
verdict came in don't have any more
orders for fried frogs Iegs.-Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
THE LATEST MODELS.

Styles Prepared For Autumn Ward
robes.
Cloth gowns and those Of the tailor
made style have revers deliberately trim
med with mousseline de sole or with peau
de sole incrusted with ~guipure, little
ruches and similar decorations. The
plastrons are made to match, Of gathered
mousseline, with ruches and applications.
If the costume is very simple and Sc
we're and nothing in the least frivolous is
desired as an adjunct, the bolero or jack
ct is kept quite plain and is worn over a
shirt waist of taffeta or cotton or linen
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
The Other Girl

Yes, he had asked her to be his wife.
He saw he is we'll off, she went on te
explain, but | doubt it.
OF course the other girl rose at the
occasion.
Perhaps he doesn't know when he is
well off, the other girl said, with a spe-
cious affection of ~naivate.
The suggestion seemed to be that men
who know when they are we'll off do not
SO much avoid marriage altogether as
they avoid marriage with certain per-
sons.--Detroit journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
Like Hay Fever.

She could not forbear asking him,
after the refusal, if he were of the belief
that he would never love again.
l dunno, he said sadly. 1t is an ever
chance that I will have another attack
next spring.-Tndianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
Wife ofthe Chief.

While I was away, said Mrs. Trotter,
who had just returned from Europe. !
attended . great many parties but the
most enjoyable was . masquerade Of
Paris. That handsome Mr.. Spiffins was
there.
What costume did he wear?
He went in the garbage of q monk
Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30

Connections with the main line and
branches as follows:
At Antonito for Durango, Silverton
and Gil points in the San Juan country.
At Alamosa for Jimtown, Creede, Del
Norte, Monte Vista and oil points In the
San Luis valley.
At Salida with main line for all points
east and west, including Leadville.
Al Florence with F. a @. @. R. r. for
the gold camps Of Cripple Greek and
Victor.
At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Dem
yer v It'll all Missouri river liues for all
points east.
Through passengers from Santa Fe
will have reserved berths In sleepefs from
Alamosa II desired.
For further information address the
undersigned.
7. J. HELM, Genera Agent.
Santa Fe, N. M
s. K HOOPER, G. P A.,
Denver Co n
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30

Henpekt-Emily, these biscuits aren't
the kind that
Mrs. Henpel;t ~(glaring)-Go ahead,
Henry; go on!
Henpekt-That l used to get down in
Cuba in the war?-Br oklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
Notice for YublicaHon.
Homestead Emery No. $685.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,
September 16, 1899.
Notice 10 hereby given that the following
named settler has fled notice Of his intention
and that said proof. will Be made before the
Probate Clerk of Rio Arriba County at TERRA
Amarillo, N. M, on October q, 1890, Wis: Juan
Manuel yelasquez for the sw X sw Y, sec 5,
Up az n, r 8 Q.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upona and cultivation
of said land, viz:
Mariana Gallegos. ELIAS Serrano, al Of Co.
vote, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
A Full Back Behind.

Edna--I love to ride in front on a tan
dem.
Jack-You do? Why?
Edna-Because no matter what hap.
pens there is always some one to fall
back on.-Chicago News. -
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
Street Car Courtesy.

Don't you dare touch my shoulder
again, Sir"
Il was only taking a pinching bug
off your back. Here, I'll put it on again
il you say so."-Chicago Record.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
TruIx RruteI

Mrs. Oldham-Doctor, what shall l do
to prevent these horrid wrinkles from
coming at the corners of my eyes?
Doctor-Stop getting old, madam. Two
dollars, please.-Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
Cynical aw-Bone

This said the medical student, as the
echo of the clearinghouse gang re-
sounded through the corridors; is where
we get our bone and sinew.--Chicago
News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-09-30
This Is the Aee of Trusts,

PROPRIETOR am looking for a man I
ear trust.
Applicant-Well get along then. For
ten years I've been looking for a man
that would trust me.-Detroit Free
Press