The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-05-11
Along the Kansas Nile.

Fred Funston, so the politicians say, is
a Presbyterian.
1t is regarded as certain that all volun-
teers Kansans included, will be on their
way home by July l.
]. W. Courtney Of Dodge City, while
digging a well last week, came upon the
bones Of a mastodon.
Dave Oxermyer says that Fred Fun
ston has furnished his laurels by proving
ungrateful to Ed Little.
RID Howe SAYS: Every boy wants to
go fishing at night; from long experience
he knows that nothing can be caught in
the day time"
The colored people of Atchison gave
a church festival at which one woman
knocked another woman down for toying
with her honey-boy.
Miss Pike, in a big New York church.
rises every Sunday and sings a soprano
solo for which she receives $40. she i
an Arkansas City girl.
Governor Leedy wanted 20 appoint Ed
Little colonel Of the Twentieth. Little
refused 20 take the place and suggested
to Leedy that he appoint Funston
There is a systematic game OF knock
ing proceeding against State Coal Oh
Inspector Spencer. Spencer has the ear
marks Of being honest. and Mil pan OUT
all right.
Father Eskrldge Of Emporia sizes up
| the case of the FilipinOs and the lnite1
States bv saving: The boy didn't want
to take the castor-oil. But ne was Iorcea
to take It and it was good for him.
Toneka proposes 20 get up a collection
| 70 buy Fred Funston q sword. The state
| Is expected to contribute. OF course
Where is the silver service Topeka was
| IN rresent to her namesake, the gun
! boat?
When Farmer Funston read n an east
ern paper that the parents Of Colonel
| Fred we're simple pesSan; folk, ne went
| out in the back yard and kicked an
I eichteen-year- cottonwood tree OUT o.
I the ground
/ The first case has been fled before tire
I corrt OF visitation. The court Is expect
/ "a N nee its coat and sal in. The
! leading photographer mas a-Ee@0eE e.
: gagged to take picture OF LII CTum
studylng chapter Il Of "AAien On 4or1s
! and Duce Tecums.
/ Fred Nelson OF Io.a- Kansas volunteer.
describes one thought during oAafss
! as follows: Then I began 70 t1iDS J
/ was going 20 ~ nix Il dan seem %
/ scars me. but I vas IS sure / wcu1 u
mir as vas that 7 was breathing, ana
/ how did wish Il would hurry Up
Fred Funston shog enjoy fame wave
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