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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-05-09
Palace and Howell.

Probably in Constantinople, which
has been described as the Getty of hoy
els" there is a greater contrast between
the public and private buildings than
in any other city in the world. The
streets are narrow, tortuous and dirty,
and even the better class of private
houses are neal in comparison with
those of a similar class in other coun-
tries. On the other hand, the mosques
and palaces are magnificent in size, de-
sign and materials of construction,
most of them being of marble, white or
gray. The seraglio is one of the most
splendid buildings in Europe,
Berlin is a close second in this re-
spect, boasting the finest street in Eu=
rope. Inter den Linden and its public
buildings will compare favorably with
those Of any other capital, but it's slums
and tenement houses are squalid and
filthy in the extreme. Another city
which is close in the running is Lisbon.
When it was rebuilt after the earth
quake, the public buildings were built
on a scale by no means justified by the
finances of the country, while the pri-
vate buildings had to be erected in &C
cordance with their owners means
The contrast between them is therefore
naturally very striking.
Quaint Old Colonial Document.
New Amsterdam had been in British
bands four years when this quaint and
curious customs order, the Oldest in eX-
istence and butrecently unearthed from
a ma of colonial records, was penned
Constructions for Mr.. Cornelius Van
Ruyven, Collector of the Customes in
ye City Of New York by Order of Colo
nell Francis Lovelace. GOVERNOR. May
"a, 1868.
"You or y'r clerk are to be dayly at
ye Custome House from nine in ye
morning until twelve at noone. There
to receive ye Customes both in and out,
as the Merchants shall come & enter,
ye merchant is to make foure Bills, and
signe them with his hand, writing his
name to them, 81 ye same time, when
you have signed ye Warrant. or one Of
ye Bills, you are to demand ye Custome,
either in kinde at 10 P Cent inwards
OF double ye value of its first Cost in
Holland, in Beaver. And likewise out
wards for Peltry you are to receive 1O15
PCent according to We value in Beaver,
for Tobacco n half penny Pr. pound
Ster'g; which is noe more than all Eng
lishmen doe pay. 49, You to tell ye
Merchant you are not to give credit.
If they doe not like your PROPOSE
lions, you are not to pass their Bills. -
'fAnd Lastly pray lett ye Books be
kept all in English and all Factoryes
and Papers, that when l have occasion
to satisfy myself l may better under
stand them."
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-05-09

1t is customary in the town of Quita
when a visitor takes off his hat upon
entering a room, to beg him to put it
on again. and. in the absence of per-
mission, leave is generally requested.
This, it is said, arises from apprehen-
sion that cold will be taken by remain
ing uncovered.
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"Out of Sight
Out of Mind"

In other months eue forget
the harsh 1uinds of Spring.
Bat they haze Their use, as
some say. to blo1U out the
bad afr accumulated after
Winter storms and Spring
haus. There is far more
important accumulation of
badness In the veinS and ar
terfes of humanity, which
needs Hoods SarSaparilla.
This great Spring Medicine clarifies
the blood as nothing else can. 1t cures
scrofula, kidney disease, liver troubles,
rheumatism and kindred ailments. Thus
it gives perfect health, strength and ap-
petite for months to come.
Kidneys my kidneys troubled me,
and on advice took Hoods S~arsaparilla
which gave prompt relief, better appetite.
My sleep is refreshing. 1t cured my wife
also" MICHAEL BOYLE, S473 Denny Street,
P%ittsburg, Pa.
Dyspepsia =" Complicated with liver
and kidney trouble, 1 suffered for years
with dyspepsia, with severe pains. Hoods
S~arsaparilla made me strong n hearty"
]. B. EMERToN, Main Street, Auburn, Me.
Hip Disease" i've running sores on
my hip caused me to use crutches. Was
confined to bed every winter. Hoods Sar-
saparilla saved my life, as it cured me per-
fectly. Am strong and we'll" ANNIE
ROBERT, 40 Fourth ST., Fall River, Mass.
Hood1 SNdabmiM
aza12I11u~
Hoods PILLS cure liver Ills, the nonirritating and
only cathartic to take with Hoods Sarsaparilla.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-05-09

For many years the Indians of the
Yaqui Mex gold country have sold
gold to traders, but it has been impos-
sible to determine how rich the deposits
are.
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Union Transportation Company.

Tuckerton Railroad.
Leave Mount Holly tor ~Tuckerton 9.5l A. NJ
4.40 P. NJ. daily except Sunday, and on Sat
urday at zoo.
Leave Tuckerton for Mount Holly. 7.Os A. NJ,
SOB p. daily except Sunday.
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Petriaea water.

That beautiful transparent stone call
ed Tabriz marble. much used in the
burial places of Persia and in their
grandest ediices. consists of the petri-
fed water of ponds in certain parts of
the country. This pe~triication may be
traced from its commencement to its
termination. In one part the water is
clear, in a second it appears thicker and
stagnant, in a third quite black, and in
it's last stage it is white like frost.
When the operation is complete, a
stone thrown on its surface makes n 10
impression, and one may walk over it
without wetting ones shoes. The sub
stance thus produced is brittle and
transparent. and sometimes richly
striped with red, green and copper color.
So much is this marble, which may be
cut into large slabs, looked upon as a
luxury that none but the king, his sons
and persons especially privileged are
permitted to take it.
Tuscan boys. like most others, delight
in flying kites. but custom does not per
NIT them to do SO except during Lent
If they flew in the face Of this custom.
their kites would be.torn up by the 9TH
er boys
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NAILS ARRIVE N READY FOR

Upper Delasoare River Transportation
Company.
In effect April |, 1899.
STEAMER COLUMBIA.
Leave Burlington for Philadelphia at I 40 am
Leave Philadelphia list wharf above Chestnut
street) for Burlington at 2 p. m.
Excursion to Philadelphia, 4Oc; single, 25c.
FIG EDWARDS,
General Manager.
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Pennsylvania RAILROAD.
The Standard Railroad of Ame,ica. Pro
tecked throughout BY Block Signals
and Interfering .Svitches.
IN EFFECT OCTOBER 4. 1898.

Trains ie0ve Mount Holly as JoIIosgs:
FoF + pph1til9,Sdedlphia, $50. 500, s.6s, ITO. 7.4s
only. ~. o., 6.ls. s.25. l0:5OP: NJ.
On sundays, 1856 A. NJ, Iz.05, 5.1S, 800 j. n.
rer remDerton, 7-36. S.26, 4. NJ, Las. 1892, AT
For ~BordenJown, Trenton and New York, $40
az, 9.ls, l0.l5, n.05. A. M, 1880, 800, $40. All
On Sundays. 1000 A.. NJ, 2.O5, sos P
For East Burlington, $50. 7.25, 7.49. s.22, s.59
BIS lOl5. n.05 A. M, 1890. 800, $40. AT, $40
On Sundays 7.25, $40, 1000 A. M, 200. 2.05. 2. 49,
S.d5, 34l, 40, 800. b.35, sos. 6.45. ITO. s.l5,
For Lewistown. Columbus. Kfnkora. etc
LAD, 1872 P. M.
On Sundays, sos P. n.
For LumDerton, Medford. Marion and Had
For Nincentown, 1885, sos P M.
Far For TONS Tmnsd K1Ver' 8 a6, 4. q. ~, Pm $780,
CITY, 9.26 A. M, 4.47 P. M.
FOR Asbury Park and Long Branch, 9.26, A. NJ,
Trains leave for Mount Holly as Jo1oaos:
ff iSI4o p~hilade lei % SO go, $50, 1899. L.. 2
49, ssss.t 30 q 3 a.iios.t s IS; s s.oC, 1888. ii oan5l y!s. &a0' 400
On sundays, 9l5 A. M, LOO. 500, 10. 3OP. M.
FROM New York. via Trenton and Burlington,
On sundays. 1000 4. n, 1907
From Trenton, 6.45, TAO. 9.25, lib A. M, 2.55,
3.42, Ala. $40, 100, 9.55 P. NJ.
On Sundays, $40. 1l.50, A. M, 4.O5, a.OS, Pm.
From East Burlington, 700, 1853, s.26. S.4s. 9 AZ.
1905, lO.45. l1.4S A. NJ, LOS, $3.50, 40, SIT. 5.5S,
$50, 700, 100, $50, 1890 P.
On sundays, 500, 900, 1880, A. M, 1890, 2.35,
5.Uo, 3.45, 4.30, 4.55, $50, 800, $50, 7.20. 7.45, 8.45.
From Toms RIVER, 7.4s A. NJ. 4.o2, Pm.
From AsDury Park, 220 p. N.
From MedfOrd, 1l.55 A. M.
From Long Branch, LOO P.
From Pemberton, (north) 6.3s, 7.2S, 1888. S.55,
A. NJ. 1881, 4.07. $40 P. M.
On Sundays, 500 A. NJ, go P. M.
from Pemberton (south), 1886 A. M, 4.44 P. M.
From Vincentowns $50 A.. M. l.42 P. M.
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BENZ. H. GASKILL & CO.,
BANKERS & BROKERS',
426 Walnut Street.
Phila., Pa.

Stoc ks and Bonds bought and sold on COM
mission and carried on favorable terms; de-
posits received subject to check at sight, and
interest allowed. Members Philadelphia
stock Exchange. Market letter furnished.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-05-09
A RAIN RoNDeL.

o rain. wouldst ruin loves trysting day,
Yelling the valley and hills with pain,
Sleeping the green gold grain in gray,
o raini
But the heart is young and the heart is fain,
And desire Of the heart is hard to stay,
And to wait on the sullen sun Is vain,
And methinks that the heart will have its
way,
drain;
For love is sweet with her curls astray.
o rainl
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Medford, Marlton and PhiIadelphia.

Medford, Marlton and Philadelphia.
Leave Medford for Philadelphia at 100. 1907
A. N. 2.13, b.24, P. N.
On Sundays, 7.45 A.. NJ, 4.05 p. N.
Leave Marion for Philadelphia at TIA, 1920
A. NJ, 2.35, 5.35, P. NJ.
On Sundays, 7.69 A. M, AIS p. NJ.
Leave Philadelphia, Market Street, for Med
ford and Marion at 100, 1888, A. M, $40. $50,
Pm.
On Sundays, S.l5A NJ. $50 P. M.
Leave Marion for Medford, s.Il, 1l.3S A. M,
1868, $40, P. N.
On Sundays, 9.06. A. NJ, 6.2l P. M.
For further particulars apply to the ticket
agent at the station.
j. B. HUToHINsoN, j. Z. WOOD,
General Manager. Gen. Pass. Agent.
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B~UhLINUION, NJ. y.
Having a practical knowledge OF the bust.
ness. 1 am prepared to conduct sales of all
kinds, and can assure farmers and Others OF
very reasonable prices. Your trade Is solicit
ad and satisfaction guaranteed in every par.
ficular. engagements with me Will be money
aayed.
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EXECUTORS NOTICE.

HFNNOOIONO NOAIOGs
ESTATE OF EDWIN L. PRIcKETr.
Notice is hereby given that an order has
been made by the Surrogate of the County of
Burlington, bearing date on the 18th day of
February, A. d. 1899, upon the application of
Rebecca b. Prickett, Samuel A. Atkinson and
Cooper H. Prickett, the subscribers, requlr-
ing the creditors OF Edwin l.. Prlckett, de-
ceased, to bring in their claims against the
estate of said decedent, under oath or afirma-
ton, on or before November 18th, 1899, or they
will be debarred of any action therefor against
the said executors.
REBEooA B. PRIoKETT,
SAMUEL A. ATKINSON,
COOPER H. PRICKETT,
Feb. IL, 1899. Executors
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The Burlington and Bristol Steamboat
Ferry Company.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1899-10-24
smeli,n. IN. Glass.

Bartenders who pride themselves on
their mixed drinks have habit OF
smelling OF the empty glass rs soon as
the customer has drained It. In this
way they can tell to dot whether
they "hit II right" or not. have not
seen the bartender who can make two
drinks alike. and none Is ever certain
that he has guessed rightly the pro-
portions OF liquor and Its dlsguises
until after the olfactory test. Fred.
this isn't quite up TO the mark" says
Tosspot. who drinks every drop. That
soy' smelling Of the glass. You're
right. Not enough curacao. Let ms
make you another"
The worst telltale Is the beer glass.
Not one-tenth OF the beer sold over the
bar or In cases Is ilt for dog 10 drink.
II you are fond Of a glass and u does
not lie easily on the stomach. II there
Is an unpleasant after effect. disa-
grccable taste In the mouth or a sud
den disinclination to drink further,
smell OF the emptled glass. and the
chances are that you VIII conclude
you have been putting part OF cow
lot inside OF you. You viii resolve
never to touch that beer again. where
In you will be wise.
The same test may be applied to
whIskjes. wines and lIqueurs. gins.
runs. brandies and cordials. Many q
man would save his breath and his
stomach by employing his function Of
smell after the first drink. IL Is the
surest prohibition know.-New York
Press.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1899-10-24

our brave orderly, galloped 70 the Da'
katas, for aid. but they didn't advance,
they didn't even open 6re. They merely
wished us to understand, apparently,
lhxt Ne had better not come thelf wsy,
and Lawt0n began 70 twItch 10 hIi
eagerncss for 6ght.
One thing our corps commander espe-
cially had forbidden, and that was that
We should bring on . bsttle while our
force on the southeast line was so small.
The regulars had ell gone 70 the north
20 reinforce Macarthur just then and
only thin line Of volunteers interp0sed
between Noriel's swsrming camps and
the walls OF Manila.
"Good LOrd!" said Lawton, "what q
pity we let those Dakotas 60; II they
were here now we could 60 down and
clean those fellows out in i've minutes.
Do you think-f" and here he turned 20
me and then eyed the little squad OF San
Frsncjscans.
He was more than half disposed TO
forget his major generslship, Imagine
himself subsltern again, and lead our
little dozen down to the attack. For 3
moment thought the temptation might
be too much for him a. our eyes met and
grin expanded his sun-tanned face,
but the veteran Indian lighters "horse
sense" presently rose superior to the
troopers lust for fight, and with .
Sigh and more than one regretful back
ward glance, he remounted and We rode
away.
And Johnny Filipino never seemed 70
know how easily he could have bagged
. brsce OF silver stars that hot March day,
and I Was very glad he didn't.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1899-10-24
sh. tr,h.,s Her pl.ni,x.

Soue OF the cOlored folks are bound
tc maintain their dignity. One OF these
ladies was employed by wealthy
Louisvillian who swore by tle whole
sale. Economy was no object 10 him
when II came to cuss words. and he
scattered these pearls Of speech over
all subjects. The cook was q past
grand mistress Of her art. She knew
what she knew and could turn out
dreams from the skillet and oven. but
she had ideas of her own dignity.
zone mawnin," said she. II done
cook elegant brekfuss. Dcre wux
chickIn an 'taters an beat biskit an cof.
fey nn mufr'ns. an dat man he come
down stairs. an he do talk scand'lous.
I iissen nm llssen. He cuss dis an he
cuss dat. an he mumbp TO hisself. an
jes' couldn' stan hit. | marches out,
an I says. Sab, ef you don't Tx dis
hyar cookln. say 50. an ! goes. but |
Amt gwinc hear you cuss me an my
wuk.'
"'Hyar. GAL says he. 7 likes dis
cookin. wot you mean bossin me
when cusses to my own w!feY
"'Dat's all ri't.' says NIFTY brash,
but you don't cuss me or goes
An sence den." declared the colored
uphoider Of her rights and dignity. ''ole
marse jes' stuck on my cookin. an Use
de only pusson on de lot he nebcr cuss-
es."
The old man is light. When you get
good cook. grapple her to you with
hooks Of steel. even II you have to
leave on swearing. Louisville Times.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1899-10-24
IN FAVOR OF eNsILAes.
WOULD AS SOON DO WITHOUT A BARN
AS A sILO.

There certainly can be no good argu-
when we can grow anywhere from twelve
to twenty tons Of corn per acre, and keep
IL In perfect condition for almost any
length Of time, writes Frank ID. Ward,
In the "Rural New Yorker" The farm
or or dsirymsn may thus be the mas
ter OF the situation, for we can grow
good heavy crops OF corn 10 spite OF
drought. Land should be we'll ma
nured and thoroughly titled before plant.
ing the seed. The weeder or smooth
ing harrow should be started 10 soon
as the seed Is In the ground, the 6eld
thoroughly narrowed two or three
times before the corn comes up, and
kept going very often until the corn ID
several inches high. Then the two
horse wheel cultivstor should be used
often until the corn is two feet high,
and single cultivstor run very shall.
low until the corn Il ~ high ~ the
horses back. Too many Of Us learned
to think that the only use Of q corr
cultivstor was to kill weeds, and that
there should never be any use for II
after the Fourth of July. Conserva.
ton of moisture ls q subject too many
farmers never have studied. l would
as soon undertake to get along with
out barn as without silo, and Of al
crops grown for ensilage, corn is king
II this terrible drought result In more
silos and better crops Of corn, 1t may, iI
the end, prove blessing Exchange.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1899-10-24
SEASONS CLOSE.
GENERALLY UcCEssFUL.-FARM oPER.
ArIoSs.-pRoUGHT CROP.

The crops Of the season are practically
all harvested, and notwithstanding the
severe drought, they show an average
return for the labors OF the husbsndman.
The hay crop WAS close to an average
one. Oats, barley and other small grains
were more than an acreage. Corn Is
close 10 an average. Ensilsge corn did
not ear as well as usual, and the quality
OF ensllage In most silos will not be
equal 10 that OF former years. The value
OF ensilsge ss = substitute for hay can
hardly be over-estimated. The most
serious effects Of the prolonged drought
have been felt 10 the short pasturage and
lack OF fall feed for stock. In spite OF
generous feeds Of corn fodder, with
plenty of pumpkins, cows have persisted
| Ia small how OF milk, and many have
nearly dried up. The potato crop was
unusually good both In quantity and
quality. Apples are not plenty. Good
rains last week broke the drought, and
made many people happy who were
short of water.
Some Of the New England states have
always boasted OF raising more corn per
acre than the rich corn growing section
| of the west, but in quantity Of acreage
| they were not ''in It." But during the
past few years the creamery and the silo
hsve made great chsnge 10 the corn
areas of this section of the country.
The corn acreage is unquestiopably three
times as large as IL Was ten years ago
and it IL still on The increase.-Alphe
| Messer In New Eugland Farmer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1899-10-24
CLIPPINGS.

1t is not desirable in this climate to
plant apple trees In the fall, but We
should begin early to clear up the or
chard, AMI besides removing all rubbish
from about the trees and along fences,
that can afford shelter for vermin and In
sects, make preparation for giving sure
protection against mice and rabbits,
which greatly iDjure II not destroy q
large percentage Of all the trees that sre
annually planted 10 this state. luxurious
insecs are Increasing rapidly aud every
known expedlent that tends to CHECK
their ravagcs should be put In practice
Where pigs do not have access to the or.
chard all windfAlls should be picked or
and fed to pigs or otherwise disposed Of
Washing the trunks and larger branches
with strong soapsuds, or b coat OF white
wash applied, reaches and destroys barh
lice and invigorates the trees 20 thai
they seem to endure . hard winter
better.
EnGlshd has the reputation Of making
tha 6pest muttea in tAe world, and bel
flocks produce the largestly yearly laml
crops Of any nation on the globe. They
make Il business 70 raise sufficient roo
crops, while We on this side Of the watel
think Il t0o much -trouble. while u
English mutton sheep receives bat six
tan bushsls of grain h . ysaf n A1nef
10 we 1oed 4 fpftyoovoA bashels.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1899-10-24
{" What's thatY asked l.
Tells Its ovv. story.

In q pretty Wisconsin town not far
from Milwaukee there Is a "spite
fence" which tells It's own story to al
the world. It Is a high and light board
affair and cuts on q view across q
number Of beautiful lawns. The mar
who lives on one side Of II evidently
feared that the fence would bring down
on his head the condemnation Of biz
neighbors. Not wishing to be unjustly
blamed. he has therefore painted on
his side Of the fence In letters that car
be read block away these words:
HE built this fence. didn't do L"
The man on the other side also had
no idea Of letting . false impression
get out. Accordingly he has painted
on the other side Of the high barrier:
II had to do It"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1899-10-24

Ehe tcds standing near the steps, and at
her side irds her dGughter.
skilled attention. and delay in receiv-
ing such might imperil the life Of the
prisoner.
His captors were roughly consderate.
but he repressed the evidence Of suffer
ing 30 resolutely that they did not sus-
pect his distress.
The three were within 100 yards Of
the building when Jim Ackers called .
halt. Facing the prisoner, he asked:
"Yank, who are youf"
Lieutenant Oakman gave his name
and rank.
"I'm free TO allow that Tim and me
like your looks. You've got sand, and l
respect that sort Of chap, even II his
uniform is the color Of yourn. II you
warn't hurt we'd take Jon to where
that scout Of yourn has been took. But
you've been winged, and In these days,
when we're in the saddle or on the
jump all the time, you'd be only a
bother. Is'pose we could exchange you
after awhile, but that. too, is a nui-
sance. Consequently. as aforesaid. the
easiest way ont IL to take your parole. !"
Lieutenant Oakman nodded to signi-
n he understood
II presume you intend to leave me
at this housei'
Ackers In turn nodded.
at win Be unpleasant TO the inmates
70 have IN enemy, even II wounded,
thrust upon them a. guest"
Don't give yourseK any worfiment
about that That's our part Of the busi-
ness Now, let's have the parole.
There wss not much formality about
il. Lieutenant Oalman merely gave
his word Of honor 10 consider himself Q
lawful prisoner Of war, and, II recap
tured BY his own ffiendA he would not
take up arms against the Bodthern Con-
federscy until regularly exchanged
While the simple proceedinss were
undr way. the negro boy Rastus was
observed Standing near ~ end of IL
msnsion some rods distant attentively
Wstehiu9 thsn. Whsu they wsee
tlssaGh, - tsehGasd Wiz grsat vioos,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1899-10-24
n. D,s,., ais..

II never can tell story and have II
come out all right" said little wo-
man plaintively the other day. Il
thought had such a good one not long
ago. I was walking along and heard
one street boy say to another, oh,
you 60 buy 10 cents worth OF potash
What forY says No. 2. For 10 cents.
yelled the other. and ran of giggling.
81 thought II was pretty good. and
I'd try It on Charlie at supper. But
when told him to 60 buy 10 cents
worth Of potash he never said a word.
and I knew another joke had fallen
fiat and kept still. But the worst was
later. He put on his hat and vanished
after supper. coming back In minute
with httle parcel that he handed to
me.
"'What's that7 asked !.
"'Why. the potash you said you
wanted answered he. and ! nearly
had Mysteries on the spot. Did you
ever hear anything SO perfectly awfull
won't ever try to get OF anything
funny again."
And the little woman sighed as she
walked away.-Cleveland Plain Deal