The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-03-16

From Be'leiontc Gazette,
LEVER KERNEL HARDER.--
Noach EN- grossa supper ons Sen
dapetzers bin Ich un der Mike in de
shtoop un unser pifa aw g'shtecked.
Derno hen mere ivvcr oldte tzeida
gablowdered. Ich hob gil ousg'fun-
ma os der Mike wide fun g'satisfcd
is un daid garn widder tsurick on
der Hawsa Barrick tzccga, awver 81
traw arawbts net. lch hob eme
g'sawd so shae we are olles doh het
set are net groomla, aver are hut
g'sawd:
"Gottlieb, du tarshtaesht dc socha
net. Ich bin en- barrick-knobber
gabora un blibc amer so long os lch
laeb. My fraw is Ell 'socawity' bell,
TN won Sc net drows is calls maucha
don shpringt Sc uf der shtrose room
geld sonia far woliche blankets kawfa
far de hida in .Ofrikaw wo de soon
50 hacs is os Sc EN- de hore Oh sengt.
Sc is de heltt tzeit net dahame. kar-
rich, bade-shtoond, missionary meet
ing, Woman's Aid Society, Epworth
League, Christian Endcavor, Wo-
mons Christian Temperance Union
un der dihenker vase net tsu wos So
net kared. Ich greek sc tarhoftich
ols ebmohls en- gonse woch net tsu
saena except ON dish, I'M derno muss
Ich so ocht gevva os ich net tlooch
won Sc me fartzaeled waega oil den-
ma socha os ich my essa net enjoya
con-sell is, Won mere ebbes tsu essa
hen-awer we will Sc ebbes tsu
richta won Sc de gons tzeit 7uff der
shtrose room homme.e! Ich hob
shunt uft gawoonered eb der lieb
Quits fun EN- frogt os mer 81 gons
laeva tsu bringa muss on so socha
shpringa un 81 fomlia tarloppa nsht
far in der Himmel coOma. Ich winch
OILS cbmohls Ich ware drivva ON Ella
Kup, hinnich EN- Hawsa Barrick, so
os Icl mich usht amohl sot tloocha
kent. Aver doh darf Ich's net do.
Won OILS era friend cooma far en-
Gems essa don gait olles no nice hare
os es mere farlaed. Ich dart net
loud locha. In essa ! Well? Da-
hame how Ich OILS en- shtick ebbel-boy
in de hond g'numma un en- koftrous
| gabissa we en- shtitlel-tzeeger. Now
muss Ich boy essa nit der govvel
I'm in rechta glaene shticklin on sell
lem. Awver Ich bin willins anicher
wake tsu essa won usht ebbes uff EN-
dish is, far won de coombany fardt
is muss Ich 'leazens' fressa far en-
gonsc woch, un de mensht tzeit
shtane Ich ON shonk far sell do. Der
! onner daug is era porra cooma far by
uns essa un we Sc mich ON dish hut
g'hot but Sc eme Gus galaiked we
schlecht os Ich ware. Are hut mere
g'sawd Ich daid lavendich indie hell
;; gae. Ich hob eme g'sawd es daid
mere ken unnershit maucha wile's
doh about so hasr is Os der divePs
maucha hent. Are is shier umecht-
| ich worra un de fraw hut mich aw
gagooked os won So en- hUtcher-mes-
ser i'm mowl bet. Aver es hut de
bisniss g'settled un de oldt hut net
tsu mere g'schwetzed bis dere hite
cooma sint, I'm won dere widder gaed
don fong Ich's. Wos denksht du tun
so grishdadOom, Gottlieb?"
DWELL, Mike" hov Ich g'sawd,
Mch dover dich fun hartza. Du
husht eva en- kots i'm sock gakaw-
fed. Won net EN- oldta SammySen-
dapetzersi reicher boo g'west waersht
don het Sc dich net em Hawsa Bar
rick uff g'soocht," un ivver dem sin
de weipsleit nj cooma un es gablow-
der hut g'shtuppod
Der naixt dawg waur Soondawg,
I'm mere sin ell in de karrich. Der
Mike hut en- sitz os enc en- hunnert-
un-fooftzich dawler es yohr kusht,
| I'm sis bout en- shaener sitz, gons
lorna i'm aemen corner. Der pOrra
hut en- boomerawlishe goode bred
dich gadoo waega EN- Grishtuffel
Columbus we are much EN- himmel
| g'fora is uff EN- firicha wauga, un
| hut sina gleeder derno Ousgalaihed