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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
MAJOR TYLER AT HOME.
VIII he Mustered Out June Both
Governor Goes to Wachapreague

Major Heth Tyler who has he'd pay
masters commission in the army since
last summer, reached home last night, to
remain probably week or two. He will
be mustered out June 30th.
Major Tyler has travelled quite extern
sively in Cuba while i'm discharge OF his
duties in the island during the past six
months He thinks the future of that
country, If IT be properly governed, is
very bright.
But there's no place like Cd Virginia,
God bless her." he said last night
Major Tyler and his brother, Mr. Ed
ward Tyler. will accompany the Governor
to Wachapreague, in Accomac county, to-
day. The Governor goes to attend meet
ing of the Board of Fisheries at Wacha-
preague tomorrow He will go to Old
Point this morning. thence by steamer TO
Cape Charles thence by rail and private
conveyance to Wachapreague, which Is
small town on the sea side of Accomac.
The Governor will return probably Thurs
day or Friday, but his sons will likely
remain longer TO enjoy the fishing and
bathing.
State Senator Keezell. of Rockingham.
who IS a member of the board, reached
the city last night, and will go with the
Governor TO Wachapreague to-day.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
FUNERAL OF MIR. sCUURICHT.
The IDterment In HOllywOOd-Ser-
vices Conducted by DIR. Mcneil.

The remains of Mr.. Herman Schuricht.
who died at his home, near Gotham, in
Albemare county, Saturday, were inter-
red in Hollywood at 10 o'clock yesterday
morning.
The body reached here Monday after
noon. and was taken to the Mortuary
chapel at the cemetery, where it re
NAMED until the interment.
Rev. DR.. Paul J.. Mcneil. a longtime
personal friend Of the deceased. conducted
the services He made short address
speaking as a friend rather than as a
minister. and paying a splendid tribute
10 the memory of the dead teacher, au-
thor. and soldier.
Following were the pall-bearers: Messrs.
John Steinbrecher and j. II. Glazebrook,
from the Blues Association; Carl Wip-
perman, Carl Ruehrmund Jacob i.
Wolf and Aug. Mol, from the German
American Association and Gesangye-
rein. Honorary-Messrs. Louis Rueger, H.
c. Miller. Adam Mol, and William Zim-
mermann.
The funeral was attended by many of
those who had known and esteemed Pro-
fessor Schuricht during his residence
here and since.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
ANXIOUS TO RESUME SERVICE.
Companies in the Full Ranks Want
10 Re-EnIist.

There was a largely-attended meeting
of Company +, First Regiment, lately
Company NJ, Third Regiment, at the
Armory last night, and a new petition
asking admission TO the State service was
drawn up and signed by sixty-flve men,
who were present.
There are thirteen others who are ready
to sign, but were not present last night.
This company was the second or third
in the State 10 reorganize after the late
war. Company b, the Walker Light
Guard. was the first; Company #, or the
Fredericksburg Company, OF the Third
Regiment. Captain Rowe, was the second.
The men are anxiously awaiting the
Governors permission TO re-enter the SER
vice. 1t is not known when this will be
granted.
There was fine meeting of Company
Ii. OF the Blues, yesterday. This COM
pany now has nearly seventy men en-
rolled. Company AS enrolment Is less
but Captain Cheatwood thinks there will
be no difficulty in securing the required
number in Il short time
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
Personals md Brlefs,

Major r. +. Walker has been appointed
a customs inspector at the port OF Nor
folk.
Miss Elise Harrison, OF Petersburg, is
the guest of Mrs. spicer. on north Fourth
street.
Miss Sara Harrison, Of Amelia Court
house, Is the guest of her aunt, Mrs. car
rington, on east Main street.
The Committee on Police will meet In
regular monthly session In the City Han
this afternoon at 43O o'clock.
Mrs. Murrell, OF Lynchburg, Va. is the
guest of Mrs. c. T.. Wingo. visiting her
old friend, Mrs. w. o. Knight.
Walter Brannon (colored) is under ar
rest at the First Police Station, charged
with stealing a watch from Sallie Moore.
Miss Maude Blankenship. of oil north
Twenty-fourth street, left yesterday after
noon on the Old Dominion steamer for
New York, New Jersey, and Brooklyn.
Major William II. Sands. who has been
indisposed for several weeks, has taken
a cottage for the season at Virginia
Beach, and already he has improved
greatly.
DR.. ard Mrs. Dunbar Roy. Of Atlanta,
are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Il. II. Elicit,
west Franklin street. DIR. Roy Is attend
ing the meeting of the Southern railway
surgeons.
Rev DR.. H. NJ. White, of Winchester,
arrived Monday night and went out to the
Union Theological Seminary. He Is
member of the Board of Directors now IN
session, and the guest of Dr. Stricken
Mr.. Thomas S. Toler, Miss Bessie Toler,
and Misses Lille and jamie Horn, OF VIII
mington, N. c., are visiting friends and
relatives in this city. and are stopping
at Mr.. John L. Toler's, Ill south Cherry
street.
DR.. John Daniel walthall, OF Paola,
Kan. is the guest of his relative, Mr..
H. M. Walthall, 800 east Leigh street,
and is attending the International Asso-
citation of Railway Surgeons, now in con-
vention in this city.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
INTERNATIONAL CHESS CONGRESS.
II is Opened in London by Sir Will
linn Hart DYKE.

LONDON. May 3O.-The London inter-
national chess congress opened at st.
Stephens Hail. Westminster. in this city,
to-day. There was a large attendance of
representatives of the principal chess
clubs of Great Britain. Sir William Hart
Dyke opened the proceedings with a brief
address. in the course of which he eX-
tended hearty welcome 10 the foreign
PLAYERS. There is tremendous interest in
the contests in which Messrs. Steinltz,
pillsbury and Blackburne are to partici-
pate. 1t was announced that the COM
mittee had decided TO admit the following
sixteen chess masters for the jnterna-
tional tournament, which IS 10 be the
principal feature Of the congress:
Blackburne, Burn. Bird. Lee, Mason,
Teichmann, and Tinsley of London,
Tschigorn of st. Petersburg, Janowski Of
Paris. Schlechter of Vienna, Maroczy Of
Budapeste. Lasker and Cohn of Berlin,
and Pillsbury, Showalter, and Steinitz OF
New York.
follows:
Janowsk VS.. Schlechter. Pillsbury VS..
Cohn. Maroczy VS.. Bird. Teichmann VS..
Tinsley, Steinitz VS.. Tschigorin. Burn vs..
Mason. Lasker VS.. Blackburne, and
Showalter VS.. Lee.
PLAY began at noon. and will be con-
tinued until 1890 r. NJ. with two hours
interval from 4:30 TO $50 Il. NJ.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
WEATHER AND THE CROPS.
Week Has been Too cool i'm Atlantic
sfaIcs.

WASHINGTON, ID. c., May S0.-The
weekly crop bulletin OF the Weather
Bureau, issued to-day, is in part as fol-
lows:
The week ending May %, 1899. has been
much too cool in the Middle and SCUM
Atlantic States, but elsewhere east or the
Rocky Mountains the temperature con con
ditions have been very favorable. The
previously reported drOughty conditions
in the Gulf states have been largely re-
lieved by rains. which have been very
heavy i'm localities. while i'm some sec
tons drought continues, especially In
Southern and Eastern Texas and South
ern Lousiana.s Rains would now prove
Of much benefit in the Ohio Valley and
Middle Atlantic States. while portions Of
Wisconsin, Illinois. Iowa. Missouri. and
Arkansas have suffered from excessive
rains.
CORN.
"Trom the Lower Missouri and Central
MISSISSIPPI valleys eastward TO the Middle
Atlantic coast, the week has not been
ported as backward and making slow
growth. In Kansas the crop ~ in fine
condition, and 1t is decidedly improved
In the East Gulf States, while in por-
tons Of the Central Gulf States and
Southern Texas 1t is suffering from rain.
The early planted is maturing in Texas.
WINTER WHEAT.
1.-THE general condition Of winter wheat
In the States of the Ohio Central Mis-
siSsippi. and Lower Missouri valleys is
probably less favorable than in the pre-
vious week. considerable damage by rust
and insects being reported. Harvesting
Is in progress in some of the Southern
States, with better yield in Texas, in
some localities. than was expected.
OATS
THE oat harvest is in progress in the
Southern States. with generally light
yields. The crop Is making slow growth
IN the Middle Atlantic States and the
Cpper Ohio Valley, and has suffered from
too much rain in Missouri.
COTTON.
The condition OF cotton has improved
over the eastern portion Of the cotton
belt. except in the Caroinas, where the
weather has been too cool. The crop
has made slow growth and is suffering
for rain in portions of Louisiana and
Mississippi while too much rain has in
Jured the stand in Arkansas In Texas
cotton Is growing rapidly, and the crop
Is well cultivated, except In some local-
ties of the northern portion, where the
fields are foul
TOBACCO.
THE week has not been favorable for
transplanting tobacco owing to the alb
.sence of rain. Much ground is prepared,
however. and with a favorable season the
work Will make rapid progress
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
THE PLAGUE IN THE EAST.
II May Complicate Admiral Dewey's
Home Coming.

LONDON, May 30.-The plague is likely
to complicate the homecoming of Admit
raj Dewey. Various governments have
already declared severe quarantine regu-
lations against all Egyptian Red Sea ports
and Hongkong, where the fresh cases and
the number of deaths have nearly doubled
in the past week. the new cases number
ing 1i3 and deaths 1874. Admiralty officials
say that warships have no privileges as
regards quarantine beyond those of mer-
chant ships, the main point to be con-
sidered being whether the ship is infected
or there be sickness aboard. BY the time
Admiral Dewey arrives at the Mediterra-
mean his ship, the Olympia, having been
so long from Hongkong. If there are no
cases aboard, she will probably be regard
ed as immune, and the inspectors will
pass her without delay.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
EXCITEMENT IN PRINCESS ANNE.
Charged with Attempting Criminal
Assault.

NORFOLK. VA. May 3.-(Special)-
Louis Swartz, a pedler. about 30 years
of age, was arrested in Princess Anne
county to-day, upon the charge of at
tempting TO criminally assault Mrs. Car
raway, Of Kempsyille. The pedler is
said 10 have gone TO the residence OF Mr..
Carraway yesterday afternoon while that
gentleman was away. Ii is stated that
he exhibited the articles OF jewery he
was selling, and afterwards attacked Mrs
Carraway. She escaped from him and
the man left The accused was given a
hearing at the courthouse this after
noon behind closed doors. There Is great
excitement in Princess Anne over the
matter Mrs Carraway is between 20
and % years old. The examination OF
the prisoner was concluded at a late
hour. and he was sent on 10 the grand
jury.
The promptness with which legal action
was taken in the case largely removes
fear OF lynching.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
RAILWAYS FOR CHINA.
Brice Syndicate Project Favorabiy
Reported On.

SAN FRANCISCO, May 3O.-W. b. Par
sons, civil engineer OF New York, has
arrived here from the Orient. He was
sent TO China by the Brice syndicate,
which holds n concession for the con-
struction and operation of a railroad to
connect Hankow and Canton. He took
with him a stan OF engineers and survey
ors, and Is now on his way TO New York
TO report TO the syndicate that he has
completed the survey and that he fayors
the completion of the proposed work.
when this road is built" said MI
Persons. land the Belglans construct the
road for which they have concession,
the heart OF the Chinese empire will be
in close touch with Europe"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
EXCITED OVER GOLD DISCOVERY.
People Of Ensenada. CAL, FLOCK 10
New Dfggings.

SAN FRANCISCO, May SO.-Arrivals by
the steamer Curacao, which reached here
yesterday from Guaymas and way ports.
state that when they left Ensenada the
place was in ferment over the new dis
coyery of gold in Lower California. III
was impossible to get teams for hauling
in Ensenada. and the celebrated Yoora
gold-mine was compelled to close down
on account OF all the miners having de-
serted and emigrated to the new dig
gings.
Wandon Aegui, a passenger on the
Curacao says the most authentic reports
which have come from the placers say
that the yield averaged from hair an
ounce TO two ounces day. the stun Is
said TO be about 900 fine. The day he LETT
Ensenada a steamer sailed with sixty
men for the new digglngs. The placers
are three miles long by a mile In width
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
GREENSBORO.
College COmmcncement-A Livery
Stable burned Suicide.

stable burned Suicide.
GREENSBORO. n. c., May 30.-(Spe-
cial.)-The annual commencement exer-
cises at the Greensboro Female College
began last night. with the art reception.
One hundred and twenty-three exhibits
were displayed. The annual sermon was
preached this morning BIZ Rev. John j.
Tigert, ID. D., LIZ D.. of Nashville.
The following are the marshals this
year. Misses Monte Currie Chief, Sallie
Watson, Lille Bornhill, Clara Green, Mat
tie Brown, Lotte Barnes. Cora Smoot.
Lura Gibson and Mary Turner. The man
ayers are Misses Emma Cole Chief. Fan
ME Vestal, Bessie Dunlop Elma Courtney.
Caldwell HoyIe, Jolo Gibbs. Jennie Fear
rington, Seminous Lambeth, and Marie
Horner. At $50 o'clock tonight the alum
nj address was delivered by Miss NJ. II.
Carter, of Chester, Va.
The livery-stable OF Aaron Mendenholl.
of this place. was burned this morning at
2 o'clock. Six horses and four carriages
were burned. Four horses escaped.
A white man named W. J. Corn COM
mitted suicide last night at s o'clock by
shooting himself through the brain. The
deceased leaves a young wife and several
children
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
Speaker Ryan Here.

Speaker John +. Ryan of the House OF
Delegates, is at Murphy's, looking as
healthy ana good-natured as his friends
ever saw him.
Mr.. Ryan is not talking politics these
days: not even his candidacy Tor re-
election 10 the speakership. There is no
doubt OF his being returned 70 the Legis-
lature, and his friends think his election
to the Speakers chair about as certain.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
WHEELER FOR GOVERNOR.
Alabama Newspapers Ask Him to
Make tile Race.

BIRMINGHAM. ALA. May So.-The
News to-day says: With almost one ac-
cord, the newspapers in General Joe
Wheeler's congressional district have
united in a calf for him to en-
ter the race for Governor and
heal the disruption that now ex-
lists in the Democratic party of Alabama.
The call has been taken up by other pa
pers in Central and Southern Alabama,
and 1t Is said that Wheeler might be in
duced to enter the field IL he is not sent
to the Philippines. II he ran, he would
be nominated and elected beyond n doubt.
Even the Populists and Republicans
would scarcely oppose him. Wheeler's
election as Governor would, it Is believed.
ensure him an eventual seat In the United
States Senate.
The News expresses the opinion that
General Wheeler will not accept the gov
ernOrship.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
BANK Cashier Missing.

dict. cashier OF the Exchange Bank and
owner OF the Athens Roll Cover Com
pany. has been missing since last Tues
gay, lie went 10 Greenyille, S. c.. ON
bnslness connected with the Roll Cover
hotel there 10 visit cotton-mills al Sne ~
hamburg His accounts at the bank have
been found absolutely correct by experts.
No reason can be assigned by family or
TRENDS, who fear he has met with an ac-
cident or foul play w
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
NEGOTIATING SYNDICATE.
IL Means a big Increase I'm Rice Pro-
duction.

SAVANNAH. GA. May s0.-The rice
planters owning plantations on the South
Carolina side OF the Savannah river will
meet here tomorrow to form a syndicate
OF 100000. including a $4,000 bonded In
debtedness. 1t Is the purpose Of the syn
dicate to construct a great levee Of twen-
~ miles or more along the river for the
protection of crops from storms and
freshets. This means great increase In
rice production. A Boston syndicate is
ready to finance the scheme. taking bonds
secured by mortgages on the plantations.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31

The first wedding which has occurred
IN New Ford's Hotel took place at
o'clock last night. when Rey. Or. w. G..
starr united In holy wedlock Mr.. Milton
Clark and Miss Florence a. Crump, both
well-known young people Oh New Kent
county.
Several friends of the contracting par.
ties and some OF the guests or the hotei
were in the parlor to witness the csre-
mony.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31

Phil. Kearny Post. Grand Army Of the
Republic, and the address Of the occasion
was made by Captain u. c. Cook. A
short address was also delivered by Mr..
Edgar Allan. Jr.. and number of songs
were sung by the ladies OF the womans
Relief Corps
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31

The statue to the memory OF the late
City-Sergeant Charles II. Epps was UNI
yelled I'm Hollywood yesterday with sim
pie ceremony. Only members OF the
family OF Mr.. Epps and several friends
were present.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31

LONDON, May so.-Truth, in its issue
to-day, says that Queen Victoria has
decided 10 underR an operation for ca
taract. when Professor Hermann Pagen-
stecher, director of the Ophthalmic Hos
pital, at Wiesbaden. thinks the proper
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
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Strong Assertions a. to Just What
the Remedies VIII Do.

Munyon guarantees
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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
RicLmOnders in New York.

NEW YORK, May SO.-(Special)--F w.
Boatwright, st. Denis; w. G. Neal, Hoff-
man; II. l. King. Normandie; T. Spencer.
St Cloud; w. d. Meyer, r. Il. Slaughter,
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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31

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Will cure 1t: II "digests what you eat"
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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31

pneumonia. la grippe. coughs, colds.
Group. and whooping-cough readily vieiI
70 one Minute Cough Cure. Use this rem
coy In time and save Doctors bill--or
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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31

Appropriate memorial services were
held In the Federal Cemetery at Seven
was In attendance. The ceremonies were
In charge Of Commander J. c. Bowler. Of
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31

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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31

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hr VIM. walpole OF Walshtown, s D., says. "a u,,,.
botch about the size of pea came under nv let, us
gradually growing larger from which shooting psIp!
intervals ran in all directions became greatly aS.H
ano consulted good doctor, who pronounced il Car
and advised that II be cut out but this could not
sent to- read in my local paper OF a cure efecteSS.
8. s. s., and decided to try It, II acted like charm W
Cancer becoming at first rrtated, and then dschsrsn
Nvery freely. This gradually grew less and then dso
Stinued altogether leaving small scab which soon dc
ped of, and now only healthy little remains wbs
pwhat threatened to destroy my life held full SWAY
Positively the only cure for Cancer is Swft Snecis
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-05-31
A SMALL SPOT
May Be CANCER

Wiki IlV6v HIVE greatest should
mVOt UsVIIus VHOIO uHvI to little pimpe
which shows no disposition tcn
App6lREU 1T cQcT le under ordinary ono I
~ Ihu6O ~ IOI 40 tell how thes will
Of the worst So ueonIe
WERE plMp e from Cancer they e
WLSt6 mi LIO what the disease naturally
to the DOCTORS and forced subm .e'
cruel and dangerous oeratonthe only which
for Cancer The disease promptly %
and DESTRUCTIVE han before Cancer deadly poison In the
operation plaster other external
it. The vesge poison m
eradicated '""tN
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-04-08
HIGH LIGHTS.

Lille Is bureau drawer which sticks,
and through a crack we helplessly
thrust our fingers at the things we
would like to reach. ri
Woman cant throw a stone, but when
she drops u flower pot out OF q window
she always hits somebody. ~
The ideal woman Is one whose pre-
served Strawberries hold out until fresl,
trawberrles get cheap.
Thrce-fourths OF the bread cast uron
the waters returns because It has a
string tied to 1t. r.
Few women can sit through sermon
without hoping that the cook won'tl lei
the dinner burn. y
In the chase after happiness there are
too many crossroads and too few guide
boards. = Ia
1t Is wise woman who never reminds
her husband that he forgot to kiss her.
After bad dinner human nature is
cross; after good dinner 1t Is stupid.
Mans experience is like his spectacIes
seldom good fit for any other man. Il
You cannot forgive a friend without
lowering yourself In his estima.lon.-
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