Akron daily Democrat. [volume] (Akron, Ohio) 1892-1902, 1899-11-03
PAW IN COUNTRY
GEORGE TELLS OF A DELIGHTFUL
VACATION TRIP.

Which Was Extremely Pleasant FoI
Him ami Little Albert, but Not Nee.
essariIy So For That Worthy Gen.
tleInan, His Father.
Me and the pupp and NAV and paw
and little albert went out in the Coun
try a Saturdy to Visit unkle Henry's
Unkle henry is maw's bruther and
wunst him and Her was little boys and
gurls like me and little ALBEIT and Un.
kle Henry Sed NAV Yoost to Run
, around in Her Bair feat and Cline
treas and Fall out Of the Hay in the
Barn and skin the Cat jist like Boy
I'm Offul Sorry ! Herd that about nav
Becos ! Can't hardly keep on Thinkiu
She's n nangel emmy more. Wisht
She would of Bin nice little gurl
With Dimpuls in Her Cbeaks and
Curls Down her back and always kept
Her Dress Clean and Didn't never
make snoots at people. Sumtimes
when think about it almost Haft 10
Weap.
Before he went paw He was tellin
us all about the CRATE things he ust to
Do when He lived on a Farm. It's a
wonder people Diden't come from
miles around to See paw.
So when We Got out paw He thot He
would Sho US how to milk cow and
Unkle Henry Give him a pale and q
Stool with only One Laig what paw
had to Ballunce himself on.
They was nice Sad looken COW
what was all Black with a White
Stripe around WHARF Wimmen Waire
thare corset and Unkle Henry told paw
she was as Gentle as lam, SO paw
took off his cote and cuffs and let nav
Hold Them, and pulled up His Sleaves
and Set Down on the Stool with one
laig and held the pale Between His
nees and Grabbed Hold with Both
Hands.
The furst stree ~ shot out WHARF paw
wasent Lookin fer 1t and went all over
His Best pants and nav she Begin to
jaw and told him He coulden't afford
to Go and room His close 1ist to sho
off.
"Oh, Don't make Fuss about
nothin." paw says. THAT won't hurt
You can take it out with q little gas
lean. You Coulden't expect person
what was all out Of practus to Set rite
Down and do this as Good as if He
was Keepin at it Every Day. But I'll
Be all rite in minute or two
About that Time the COW wanted to
mock fly off Her Side. So she switched
around and got her tale mixed up with
paws mustash and paw He had TO spit
as Hard as he Could fer quite while
and He fergot to milk
Then He Begun agin and His hand
Slipt and the Stream Hit NAV jist
Below the Ear and run Down inside of
her collier. Nav she yelled and Dropt
paws cuffs. and the pupp thot it was
the Cows folt so he made Grab at
her heels and the Cow Slept on paws
foot and the stool with one laig went
over Backwards and the milk what
paw happened to Git in the pale run
under His Vest when He was layin
thare with His feat in the air and
Look on His fails what made ME Think
of the Dying gladdyater in the pick
ture.
"Oh, paw" maw hOllered. why was
you sich fool as to try it?''
"Git away from me" paw sed when
nav wanted to help Him to Git up.
'lf 1t Haden't of Bin fer you this
woulden't of Happened. II you would
Belong they Woulden't of Been no
Trubble."
By that Time He was on His feat So
the pupp was Lookin up in His fails
and waggin His tale kind Of pleasant
and paw Hauld off and Give Kick
at Him, But the pupp wasen't thare
when paws Foot Reached the place
and the Straw He was standin on was
purity slippery.
don't nC whether the Damidge to
paws pants or His Shoalder Blaids
was the most turrable.
Ennyway he was notful lockin site
when we got Him to the House and
nav Ha0 TO almost Neap every time
She looked at His pants. He only wore
Them Wunst Before. So He had to
go to Bed while nav was Tryin to Git
the milk off and sow them so the laigs
would stay together. / poked my He'd
in the Room WHARF he was layin reedin
the Bible to pass away the Time and
Says:
Paw"
"WhatT paw ast.
Il Bet no How you can git richer
than if you Discovered Gold mine"
How" be says.
by Bildin Fence around Yourself
and Chargin folks to Git In Every time
you try to Do ennything."
could tell by what He sed that it
uas l,1ckv pa " Coulden't come outside