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The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24
SHE HAD TROUBLE
How a Prominent Lady of Portland
Went the Rounds With the
Dentists.

Mrs. Mitchell Of Albina said yester-
day: "A little more than Is months ago
I suffered untold pain from decayed
teeth and was advised by my physician
10 have them extracted. 50 l went TO
one Of the most prominent dentists in
Portland and had them out and some
artificial ones made. Well. do you know
/ tried for over four months 10 wear
them but could not. and 50 consulted
another prominent dentist, one Of these
high priced ones. you know, and he
made me another set and charged me
S25 making SIS in all for the two sets.
tried these and they were no better
than the others l told Mrs. Collins
about IL and she told me that her teeth
cost her only $3.50, including the ex-
tracing OF 10 and she said they were
lust lovely and as good as her natural
teeth. I asked her where she got them
and she said al the Portland Dental
Pariors. corner Fourth and Washington
streets. She went down with me next
day and I saw DR.. Jones. the manager,
and made arrangements for this set.
He did not demand cent until | had
tried them week and returned and
told him I was perfectly satisfied. As
much as the others? No. He charged
me only s."
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24
IMPROVED TOURIST sLEErERs,
Railroads Are Accedlng 10 Demands OF
Middle Glasses Who Want Better
Slccplng.Car Service.

In response 90 tho demands OF the
times the - u & n. and It's coOnea-
tons are plaCing In operation a much
better grade ot tourist aiccpcru for Pa
clnc coast service than at any previous
time. Tho largely Increased tratilc 20
this section of the country has demand
ed all the improvements ~ latter-day
transportation. and In consideration OF
this the railroads are establishing a
service which Is excellent In every par
tlcular. Not only are tho wishes OF
frst-cla passengers served but those
VINO arr travelling 10 and from the East
on src0nd-clnsS uckctA are aplcndidly
cared Tor There was n time when q
tourist sleeper appealed 20 limited
number NJ people who were travelling
on the cheap" order. In every meaning
OF the term Now however. there has
been a radical change. With tho bet
ter tourla, slecpcrs In operation the
class ot passengers has been improved.
and one may now travel upon them
and enjoy all the privileges Of a nrst-
class sleeper At a Ercately reduced rate.
Daily. on the o. II. 4 n, cast.bound
fast mail. Is attached one OF theae lat
est improved tourist aleepcrs. a model
Of beauty and handsome appointmSntA
The new cars are almost an exact
counterpart OF the nrst-claaa sleepera.
one noticeable feature Of the new
tourist cars II IN absence OF a smoking
apartment The new cars being built
by the Pullman Company aru not pro-
vdcd With smoking apartments. This
new departure has been taken because
OF the fact that INST through trains
are provided with composite cars. which
provide smoker for the sbecping car
passengers.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24
WEATHER REPORTS
United States Service WIN Maintain
Bureau at Paris Exposition,

NEW YORK. Nov, salt has been
decided by the United States govern
ment to keep American visitors al the
exposition in 1890 informed as to the
conditions OF the weather In this ooun-
try during the exposition period. WI
lis Moore chief Of the weather bureau
has given orders for the preparation
Of a special exhibit Of his department
to be shipped to the Paris exposition.
Professor r z. Marvin. chief " the
instrument division has bs-sn assigned
by Chief Moor to attend TO the packing
OF the exhibit.
Thorough demonstrations af the sys-
TEN will be given for the benefit Of
foreigners as well as Americans. The
weather bureau building at the expo
sition will have, among other things, a
complete set of instruments such as
are found at every weather station in
this country. The workings 81 the fore
casting division VIII be demonstrated
and to do this fictitious reports will be
made out from which a prOgnostication
will be made in the regular way.
Apparatus employed at lake and
coast stations to display storm signals
wiz be set up. as will a collection Of
maps indicating special or peculiar cli-
matte conditions found in the United
States. A large number OF photographs
will also b. displayed. The different
types OF kites used by the bureau for
scientific reasearches will b. on exhibit
ton as Will also a kite meJeoroOgraph.
an instrument invented by Professor
Marvin for determining the humidity,
pressure and temperature Of the air
and the velocity Of the wind.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24
A POEM ON MANKIND.

Like what Is man, but like n sproutlns
weed,
That srows and ripcns but TO cast ita
seed
Among the thiatlcs and the tarVa of lire
Aud then 20 sco It suanglcd In the
stitus
Or like tho clouds that wander with the
hrccse
And pass unnotlced from a life OF easc ?
or like n mushroom. sprung to life.
alas
To starvc or strangle In the tangled
graSsp
These arc thoughts that are apt 90
come TO many people nt times. cHpo-
clally when they are sick and have TO
pay big prices FOR medicines hut there
is one drug storo In Oregon where you
can save from 10 10 s5 per cent on
everything you buy. and that Ia ]. A.
Clemensons Drug Store. at ssI Yam.
hill street. Portland, Ore. AZ that Etorr
YOU can yet Hoods SarpaparlllA at zoe (:
Ncllcn's Food 81 sire. 66c. tiromo Selt-
ser. 81 sltc. T0c. and everything else at
the same low rate, You can Kut rcd
trading stamps there. and II you need
the Natural Body Brace. you can ect Il
there.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24
Gall for Non-paltlsau Assembly.

An electors of the Non. partisan party
OF the city of Astoria, are requested
to assemble az the Court House In the
city ot Astoria. IN November goth, 1899
at i'SO v NJ, 'or the pUrp1~' ~ nOnln.
attng candidates Tor election, at tho
coming general election " the city Of
Astoria
liy order of the
NON-pARTiSAN ENECuTtVE
COMMITTEE.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24
c@-9-0-S-S-6-S-S-S-s-s
. PERSONAL. MENTION. 3

6.>-s-. 100000 100000
d. J. Collins and wife Of Salem visit
ed Astoria yesterday,
W. p. Painter Of Portland register
ed at the Parker yesterday.
H. c. Schroeder OF Portland was reg
istered at the occident yesterday.
w. p. Reed Of Gardner was at the
0ccident yesterday.
Thomas n. Strong OF Portland reg
istered yesterday at the occident.
F. A. Darlyus OF Forest Grove was
at the Parker yesterday.
]. c. Cook Of Grays river is at the
Parker
S. P. Thompson OF Young's river was
In Astoria yesterday
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

You never KNOW what form of blood
poison viii follow constipation. Keep
the liver clean by using DeNvitts Llt-
tie Early RlSers and you will avoid
trouble. They are famous lit,le pills
fer constipation and liver and bowel
troubles. For sale by CHARLES ROC
ERS,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

G.aGrlppe. with us after effects, an.
uuauv destroys thousands Of people
Il may be auleAly cured by One Min
ute Cough Cure. the only remedy
that produces immediate results IN
coughs. colds. Group. bronchitis, pneu-
m)nla and throat and lung troubles.
II will prevent consumption. For sale
by CHARLES ROGERS.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24
RADICAL LITERATURE.

We know OF only one book store In
Portland where so complete a line OF
novels can be obtained. on all the radl-
cal subjects OF the day under discussion
as can BE- seen at Jones Book Store.
29l Alder street.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

Dr. W. wlxon. Italy HIN. n Y..says;
~ heartily recommend One Minute
Cough cure. l; gave my wife lmmcdl-
ate relief In sufrocatlng asthma"
Pleasant - take. Never fails to quick.
~ cure all coughs, colds, throat and
lung troubles.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

Or. II. II. Haden. summit Ala, says.
II think Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Is n
splendid medicine. I prescribe II, and
my confidence In II grows with contin-
ued use II dlgests what you eat and
quickly cures dyspepsia and indigestion.
For sale by CHARLES ROC Frs.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

Geo holland. Rockland, O.. says NY
wife had piles forty years. DeWiu's
Witch Hazel Salve cured her II Is
the best salve In America II heals
everything and cures all skin diseases.
For Sale by CHARLES ROC FRS,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24
WHERE TO EAT.

Why at The Eastern. Of course. 10
Third ST.. Portland. You can get a
good layout for Is cents here. which
will satisfy your hunger and bring you
back again to the same place. Remem.
Der the Eastern.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24
STILL MORE CONTEMPLATING.

The Secret Service has unea thed an
other hand Of counterfelters. and Sc
cured large quantity Of bogus bills,
which are so cleverly executed that the
average person would never suspect
them being spurious. Things Of great
value are always selected by counter
felters for imitation. notably the cele-
brated HoStetter's Stomach Bltters,
which has many lmltators but no
equals for indigestion, dyspepsia, con-
stipatiDn. nervousness. and g. neral de-
bllity. The Bitters set things right In
the stomach. and when the stomach Is
in good order II makes good blood and
plcnty OF IL. In this manner the Bitters
restores vigor TO the weak and de-
blIited. Beware OF counterfeits when
buying. See that private Revenue
Stamp covers the neck OF the bottle.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24
FOR SALE

Improved ranch. consisting ut i2o
acres. ON Youngs river. Apply to John
l.. HaySeth. Wise. or.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

The man In the tNUd-mil doesn't
believe that turn about is fair play
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

The stronger the butter Is iu the
tub. the weaker Il is In the market
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

a man and strlnge umbrella often
60 without saying.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

\ miner cannot succeed uni SIS he
gets down 10 business.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

It's a wise fool tha, keeps his lack OF
wisdom 60 himself.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

some pn-'ts ar made by writing mag
azine poems that nobndy can under.
stand.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24
Do You Understand?

Do you know just what the Pmnoa % We'll here piano
You familiar with pianos and looks mtu" Here little cabinet
about the ngho piano keyboard and standing about as high o the
keyboard This cabinet the Pnoa We place in front Of the no
and push up CLOSE cushioned fingers that will strike the keys
when you pump pedals gently pump organ You sit down
the stool and ready play You have only ten fingers counting thumbs
And could play well with hands could not equal what
you make the Pano do for has sxfye fingers absolutely under
your control play note by band you can play instantly
and magnfceny with the Pano xyyo fingers Come to the OcH
dent hotel parlors and we will show you
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

Necessity knows Ne law. and Is usu.
ally too poor to hire a lawyer
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24
CULLlSON & co.
Wheat and Stock Brokers
DIRECT WIRES m New York Stock Exchange
0H-S- N.HI2 ~ Chicago Board of Trade
9l4.9l Chamber Of Commerce, Portland, Oregon
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
Founded 1870.
y. w. Aill. N. d. PrinSaPal.
cArlst-AAs Tsrua Opens Ssps- II. Is0e.

A pOArSainE ana Day soAOOt undsr prsssAl
nAnArsnasnt nhoa isfA
Fer eAtalogusa o. informltlen address ths
principal J, W. HILL " n. y. o, drawer
H. F0rtlAnd, or.
Primary, Preparatory and AeAdeEnie DspArt-
meats, CesleSs Preparation Military nlaeipltnA
Manual Training. Boys II al 49, rsOalvSA
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

Portland Warerooms, 33S nOrrsOn St., Marquam Bias.
New York, IS wdsE3cftst London s9I Regent st.
Paris, 32 Avenue dc Iopera
Factories at Merden Conn., Worcester, Mass Detroit Mich
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-24

Money is useful as servant, but
tyrannical as a master
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13
Shirt Waist FOrecasta.

If the elixir Of life was ever discoy-
cred, certainly the summer shirt waist
has been dipped in it. Every season is
predicted as its last, and each success
sive season sees it resurrectedin bright
er hues and greater variety than ever
before. The women said, when itswas,
limited that large sleeves would be, dis
carded and tight ones the mode: 'sThat
kills the shirt waist. As soon as you put
tight sleeves in it then it begins to
break away at the armholes and be-
comes useless : Last years medium
sized sleeves proved satisfactory, and
this years first display look as though
they might be proof against any rip
ping or giving away process White
promises to be prime favorite in the
summer shirt waist. This may be ac-
counted for by the terrible experience
in pale yiolets, blues and pinks, that
have returned from the, laundry a mud
dy white and utterly unfit for wear in
street or house. The washable silk
waist, which gave such satisfaction last
year, promises to be greatly in demand
for the coming season.-N. Y. Herald. /
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13
.PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

Doesn't Miss De Bang get up from
the piano gracefullv?'' ssOh. YES; / am
always too pleased to see her do it. 9 =.
Philadelphia Bulletin. s
ssWhat time did, the hotel catch freq
Midnight" Everybody get out safe
" ?" s:,All except the night watchman.
We couldn't wake him up in time. . -
Boston Traveller.
Misunderstood Aoain-Mr. Banks
"Don't Won think nv wife paints very
nicelyo'' Miss MISUNDERSTANDING!
It makes her. look so much younger, I
think. M z. World.
A Good, Subject --s.Do Won think
there Is tbing = The, SAVING that. the
f;sh is brain food on ct don't know.
But it won t do Won any harm to try the
experiment. Philade1nhia North
American
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13
Deafness cannot he Cured

Deafness cannot He Cured
BY local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion Of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
cous lining of the Eustaclian Tube. When
this tube gets infamed you have rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is
entirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con-
ditlon, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases of Of ten are caused BY catarrh,
which is nothing but an infamed condition:
of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure
Send for circulars, free
+. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O..
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13
ELECTRICITY ROUTS FROST.
IL Wisconsin Inventor Employs the
Current to Thaw Out Frozen
Water Pipes.

The electrical engineering depart.
ment of the University of Wisconsin is
responsible for the method of thawing
out frozen water pipes by electricity:
The results are reported to be highly
satisfactory. Not only are pipes
thawed out more rapidly than when
the plumber has spent large part of
the day tinkering with them, but the
process also has the merit Of being in
expensive. All that is done is to attach
a wire at the meter if the freeze is out
side of it and another at the nearest
hydrant. A circuit is secured by means
of the frozen pipe and the electricity
being turned on the pipes are thawed
out in less than ten minutes. By this
system no pipes burst, as they often
do when the plumber is called in.
The process is the invention of Profs.
Dugald C. Jackson Wood and Burgess,
of the university, and was first tried
in Madison, with the result that water
flowed in from 10 to 20 minutes after
the current was applied.
The power used in these tests varied
from ~ to 20 horse. power used for
about a quarter of an hour, and in each
case the pipe operated on was warmed
sufficiently so that it was comforta bic
to the hand. The process, when prop
erly applied, cannot possibly cause in
jury to the pipes or property in the vi
cinity or to the persons of passers near
by. It. is now in regular use, by the
consent of the inventors, by the Madi-
son Electric Light company, who is, car
rying out an organized crusade against
frozen service pipes in Madison. There
are reported to be as many as 400
frozen pipes in Madison. The work is
adapta bic to the conditions in any
city, and requires suitable generator
of electricity, controlling devices and
conducting wires. After the process is
properly understood it can be expedi-
tiously operated by two intelligent
workmen with a conveyance to carry
around the appliances, and the in
ventors' estimate that from ten to
thirty separate service pipes may be
thawed out by such an outfit in day.
In thawing service pipes two are
cleared out at one s'thaw,'' where two
frozen pipes are on the same block
Chicago TimeS-Herald. tEE
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13
SPLENDID FIELDS OF GRAIN.

( :
Following is copy of letter received
from Dennis Twohey, who went to Win
nlpegosis, Manitoba, from Austin,
Mimi, March, 1898:
Winnipegosis, Man, Jan. %, 1899
BENJAMIN Davies, Esq. Canadian govern
ment Agent, st. Paul, MINI.
Dear Sir: I have great pleasure in
writing you these few lines to let you
know how like my new location, and
how I have been getting along since
left Southern Minnesota. I like this
country well, the climate agrees with
me and my family at all seasons, and
taken all around it is away ahead of
Minnesota. I may say that we have
not had one storm yet this winter. AS
regards the productives of the soil, I
consider it beats Southern Minnesota.
am practical farmer, but have never
seen such vegetables in my life as 1
have seen raised here. AS regards grain
OF all kinds, have seen splendid yields,
in fact any man who cannot get along
here and make good living cannot do
it anywhere. s..
We have abundance of wood for fuel,
timber for building. and lots of hay.
l have got good water on my place,
about "a feet. have good class of
neighbors around me, and have been
well used by everybody. have been
able to get lots of work for myself and
team at fair wages, whenever wanted
1T, and l think any one else can do the
same. I would not care to return to
Minnesota. s.
I am, sir, yours very truly, -.
(Sfgned) DENNIS TWOHEY.
The Government has Agents in sew
eral of the States, any of whom will be
pleased to give information as to free
homestead lands to those desiring it.,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13
America ana German,

So soon as America showed her charae-
teristic frmness the German cruiser left
man interests Il ike ike manner manner. al sto tom
ach ills fly before the wonderful power Of
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. It strikes at
the root Of all diseases-the stomach, and
not only cures Indigestion, constipation, bill
iousness, liver and kidney troubles, but
cures them quickly and permanently It
makes a hearty appetite and fills the blood
with rich red corpuscles.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13
What ssAlnhaatinev H.

Alabastine is durable and natural coat
ing for walls and ceilings. 1t is entirely Diff
ferent from all "kalsomine' preparations.
tiful tints, and is ready for use by adding
cold water. 1t is put up in dry powder form
in fve-pound packages, with full directions
on every package. Alabastine is handsome,
clearly and permanent. It can be re-coated
and retinted at slight expense. Paint deal
ers and druggists sell Alabastine and fur
nish card of tints
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13
Hfs succe.aful Enor,

saw you on suburban train last night
and you seemed to be greatly amused at
you"
did I really look as if I were tickled?'
Yes. The story you were listening to
must have been something very funny"
BY Jove, I'm glad to hear you say that
The old gentleman is the father of the girl
love best on earth, and he was telling me
a,.yarn that l heard for the first time about
nine years ago. Chicago Evening News.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13
Apple Pudding.

Crate six tart apples. Rub two table
spoonfuls of butter to a cream with
about one-quarter Of pound Of granl-
lated sugar, add the bea ten yolks Of one
or two eggs, the juice and one-half the
grated rind of one lemon, the grated
apple, and then the beaten whites Of
the eggs. Line a deep baking dish with
pastry and pour in the mixture Bake
until brown Puritan.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13
Her Gain

The BishopI hope, my dear madam, that
Of profit to YOU - -" -
Mrs. Inchly-It has, indeed, bishop. !
*m almost entirely cured of dyspepsia
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13

Wash the leaves, both white and
green, boil till tender in salted water,
drain, press chop lightly, season with
butter, salt and pepper, and serve hot.
Hou seltceping.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13
Those Girls.

Malu.d--Between US, dear, think the
counts compliments rather crude. He told
me the sight of my beautiful face actually
made his mouth water. -
& Ed 1th- tn, idea! I'm sure your face
doesn't look quite that much ike lemon.
Indianapolis Journal. 49, '-'1'
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13

After six years suffering I was cured by
Allegheny, Pa, March 10, '94. =.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13
An Excellent Combination.

The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the well known remedy,
SYRUP OF FIGS, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP Co., illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. It
is the one perfect strengthening laxa-
tive, cleansing the system efectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per-
manently. Its perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and sub
stance, and its acting on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
laxative.
In the process of manufacturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to the
taste, but the medicinal qualities of the
remedy are obtained from SIENNA and
other aromatic plants, by a method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial.
effects and to avoid limitations, please
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front of every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW YORK, N. z.
For sale by all Druggists.-Price SOC. per bottle,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13

The shadow of the family tree account
for good many shady reputations.-Chi
cago Daily News.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1899-04-13

:, It is an awful shock to find that we have
been polite to people who were not worth it.