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Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1899-02-23
fro BE coN1INuEp.l
After the SAlnHle.

Minister-Well, Bobby. that do yoa
want to be when you grow up?
Bobby (suffering from parental dis
eipline)-An orphan.ARostea Traveller.
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1899-02-23
Rain at Madison

MApIso:,, Ind, Feb. 20.-Rain fell
here Satu, day. Navigation is expect.
ed to resume Monday.
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1899-02-23
hoods Sa.saboMx
OG27 sk6llj:lldH

Hood. Pills cure liver ills; non-irritatine and
the oay csthartie TO take with Hoods sars.Perill.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10

some men are aS particular about
their clatling as he tuS Jest Of women.
They object to anything being folded
or pressed down by the weight Of other
clothing. They DO not like to have all
Of their clothing hung in the closet by
wire hangers. Such a man recently
had a clothes case made to order. His
tailor furnished the proper measure
mcnts Of all his clothing to the cabinet
maker who constructed it,
This case had to he long enough to
contain his winter coat. if he should
taEc a notion to keep it in sliding
section. and other compartments were
no deep Misunderstanding was slid
ing shelf. with Just enough room for
one article and partitioned off to fit.
The shirt Slide had three partitions, so
that they could not help lying in order.
This allowed of the shirts being drawn
out one at time. The slides were all
shallow, about three inches deep.
There We're special places for each
article of underwear, cuffs, collars,
necllties and hose and jewel boxes and
toilet articles compartments. There
was big front board. which opened
down like the lid Of desk and formed
a shelf, on which things could be laid
and sorted out preparatory to being
placed In their proper receptacle.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10
a Blessed Stamp.

~ rSa5 70 make me mad" said
iatv Teacher. 10 tind tie backs of new
la Heals di>d.ued by the analine
stamp Of the newsletter. what
right" I used 10 say. "have these fell
low TO print their advertisements on
things | paid for? Now | feel differ
emily. 1t came about through visit
which | paid To another city last week.
As passed through the depot / bought
a MAGAZINE at the newsstand and later
on. when I was uptown. | had occasion
to step into a large department store.
As usual they had q book counter, and
while looking at volume that caught
my eye | laid my magazine carelessly
on top of a pile Of periodicals. When
| was walking away a strange man
walked up TO me and said, Excuse me.
madam, but You have forgotten to pay
for that magazine WHY | did not get
1t here | replied, greatly startled. 4
had it with me and have been holding
it in my hands all the time As soon
Ms spoke | realized that that wasn't
strictly true. and the girl clerk who
had rushed around the counter, contra
dicted me at once Tt amt sor she
said hreathessly. she wasn't holding
it in her hand, l saw her pick it up
myself right off the top of the pilew
I witnessed that myself said the
foorwalker. madame has probably for
gotten he added. Ironically
81 thought | should faint. A thou
sand things rushed into my mind. OF
course | could prove my innocence by
the man at the depot but that would
involve the scandal of an inquiry
probably nm arrest-and some people
would always have doubts. On the
other hand payment would be n CON
fcssion of guilt, The affair would GER
tainly cost me my position and blight
my character forever. | held out the
magazine mechanically, and there on
the cover was the big, hideous. blessed
stamp of the dealer. We all saw it at
once, and. oh, | wish you could have
witnessed the abasement of the floor
walker! He groveled. The very curl
came out Of his mustache He told
me he had a wife and children. also
a mother, which ! took the liberty to
/ doubt. His anguish was all that
| saved me from Mysteries. The clerk
shed maudlin tears and 'oped the lady
| wouldn't bear no malice. l treated
/ them both with scorn. | spurned
4 them. When I went home | bought
| peanuts of the depot newsdealer.'-
New Orleans Timcs-Democrat.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10
PROFIT AND LOSS.
r. Is Not Enough to Merely Hold
Your Own.

Hard Times in Health as Well as Business.
How to Attain Physical Prosperity.
Every successful merchant keeps
Two columns, one for profit" and
another for Loss" At the close OF
each year balance is taken and the
true condition of things revealed.
Uuwise purchases or too many
charges on the books may easily make
the balance show on the wrong side.
In dull and hard times the merchant
5tten thinks he is fortunate if the
Sooxs do not show loss, even If there
IS no gain. He is almost satisfied If
lie holds IS own"
4 great many young people, espec-
.a,.v school girls, seem to be living In
.arll and hard times" for they do not
.4e-a-e and develop as they should.
1s- hold their own, and that Is
Taev should be growing and
skrE advances all along the line.
~e-y day ssoald show balance on
Profit side ct the health column
should gain IN weight, increase
height, and steadily develop in mus.
a. and meHsal strength.
i there is a sJand-still, just holding
your own. then an effort should bs
.az..a to aid Il, rare. You only have to
-re her . licIle start in the right
Erection. Some good reinforcements
vii easily help her ov4r the hill, then
avs- ag viii prosper again. Give
her power and vigor by supplying her
n.:1 8 .-lsr.shia- food, a reconstruc-
.lve. aa5 s--oag nerve tonics.
81 three OF these are found in
Seocrs Enulsion Of Cod-liyer Oil with
Hypopa phites.
Tie trouble with a great many Ii
that they think one preparation Of
-ol-liver oil IS as good as another.
Hence, il they try some clear oil and
receive no benefit, then they are dis.
outraged and give up in despair.
When the body is weak and you wish
20 give it strength, what wisdom liz
;here in making it 90 an extra amount
Of work? When you take raw cod.
liver oil, this is what you do. The
body has to digest the oil, and this
work OF digestion takes vital energy.
Why not digest the oil before taking it,
nd thus save the body all this ex-
1enditurc Of force?
Physiology teaches that an oil h
l;gested when it is emulsifed, or
broken up into most minute globuleA
An "emulsion" is preparation Of .
digested oil. Therefore, in SCOTS
Emulsion the oil is digested. There L.
no loss of force in preparing u for abb
sorpticn. Everything is on the Profit
side, The body has the full benefit OF
the whole dose. The hypophosphites
makes you hungry, and they give tons
AMI stability to the nerves and brain
SCOTS Emulsion contains more puRS
Norwegian Cod-liver Oil than any othss
emulsion in the world, that viii STAND
the test OF time as being d perfect In.
separ&ble emulsion. Ask your doctor
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10

Two park laharer+ sat ou the curb
H"ue ~ tire Eastern Parkway III
Na4tltn eating dinner our ~ their
laIls for If was the noon hour. and
discussing their surroundings IN n
llogle which suga sted that thcy had
Mt been over very long. one Of them
ELL 10 admiring the Museum Of Arts
ma Sciences, which stands back from
he Parkway.
IT'S foinc big buildn'." he said:
an solid enough put up to last for
ven"
"'Tis thot" agreed the other. But
what IS it fer?"
TO kape dead hoogs an other
rachnreS in" said the first Its a
museum ii is"
AN are them big letters cut into the
stone above the windies the name NV
IL"
Il dono what Thin letters wud be-"
said 'ho first speaker He fell to spell
n. ont the words, and presently a ray
Of Intelligence succeeded the puzzled
oppression on his face
Sure | hay IT," said he. "Ihm i
he names nv the contractors"
"'lis a foinc job they done. ann
way," observed the other admin
They'd he big men In their own
MD slathcrs Of inhoonnce, belllle."
And Patrick made n good guess.
he names craven in the stone
Aeschylus. Sophoeles. Pericles. Her
iotus, Socrates. Thcydiles, and l'tie
themes
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10
QUEEN ANNE'S RAILROAD COMPANY.
GENERAL NOTICE.

MARCH LIST, 1883.
Commencing April Sth, 1898 the Queer
Anne's Railroad Company viii nansfer it,
business from Pier ~ To Pier 81 Light street
baltimore, Md, and viii put in service the
Steamer "Favorite" between Baltimore and
Queenstown.
Onthe same dale the Office ofGereral Freight
and Passenger Agent will be moved from
Queenstown, Md to Pier W. Light street. Bal.
timore, Md.
Beginning Wednesday, March 4, 90, steam e,s
Of the Queen Anne's Railroad Company will
leave Baltimore at &Z5 T. NJ, instead of $50
a heretofore.
/. w. TROXEI.,
api.22, 9S-tt General Manager
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10

y is really not q fathers fault that
that his li'tle daughter supposes him
70 know everything Children are born
to have faith. Bun one parent should
have expected trouble when his child
began:
Papa you went through the scien-
tific course at school, didn't you?"
Yes dear; | spent two years on
science"
"When you look In a mirror, the left
side of your face appears to be on the
right side and the RIGHT side seems TO
be the left The looking glass reverses
1t, doesn't it?'
Eyes"
"rhen, why doesn't it reverse the top
and bottom of your face the same
way
"Why-er-ah. PEARSON Weekly.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10
Care or the Eyes.

Learn to wash the eyes as carefully
as you wash the face.
A bath of warm water is soothing
to tired eyes.
Cold weather is very trying when
eyes are inclined to be weak.
If exposed 10 strong wind wear a
veil
Never abuse the eyes by reading at
twilight.
Close the lids for few minutes
many times a day, that the eyes NAV
be given a rest.
More headaches are the result of de-
fective eyesight than one ever dreamed
Of
Dark glasses are not becoming. but
this has not deferred the sensible WON
an from caring for her precious SIGHT.
Grandma's old-tilne remedy of cam.
phor water for inflamed and weary
eyes has been adopted by an AUTHORITY
on toilet matters. The preparations are:
Camphor water-not spirits of cam
phor-tWo ounces; borax, two grains
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10

A young woman in Brooklyn has
made a place for herself as scalp
masseuse. She goes from patient to
patient, or sometimes sees several pa
tents at the house of one and receives
a few at her own rooms. The object
Of the treatment is to arrest threatened
badness, whether of men or women.
The masseues's business has so in
creased that for nine months of the
year she is occupied most of the day
and part of the night. y
The work of massage is done chiefly
with the balls of the fingers. This
part of the treatment lasts twenty min
utes. 1t is designed to increase the cir
culation of the blood in the scalp. so
that the hair may be nourished proper
ly. In addition to this the masseuse
shampoos the heads of some patients
and in the case Of Ill she recommends
otions, the prescriptions of regular
practitioners.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10
She Wanted IiAlrnins.

There is a story told at the expense OF
David Il. Henderson that he cannot out
live. AS everybody knows, free seed
distribution has been his hobby for
many years. He fairly swamped the
farmers Of his Stnte with free seeds
from the time he first went to Con-
gress.
One morning Mr.. Henderson received
q postal In his mail written by an Iowa
farmers wife. 1t read:
Johns influence cant be got with
fifteen cents worth Of free seeds. but
II you will send me a box of hairpins |
will look after him. HIS WIFE"
Another postal card called for free
1ackknives instead of free seeds. in
that case" said the writer, 'radish
seeds would not come up poor turnips
and the poor Congressman would be
saved much ridicule."
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10
The Algebra Test.

What strange questions children
sometimes ask?" exclaimed the gentle
faced man.
"Humphl exclaimed the neighbor.
Your trouble hasn't fairly begun. Wait
I'LL they come hons and ask you what
the weight Of the y hole fish is IL x. Y
and equal lot oil things that you've
forgotten years egg
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10


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th''r young U''tfI} ishal.hs tl.e pres.
enc = s5N l''t q humanity ana
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me l"ou "ilI19 ~" t'o"tea ~ brought
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aIt ~.'u :" ~ l'.' ''',l'lI,- nh tiie leaEes
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tlllS .5'.a' '... Nll,' ihV"IiapiI hump
ilSeli ~ I moves on its a'Na~ial ne
more IN evidence rs food than any
other single species Of crawler,
though catcrpilIns We're fed frequent.
~. ~ times eacl hirl would bring rs
many as three insects 80 once. The
fceedihg pro ess was siaat from sun
rise 0hui sunset inc OH h.Hls going
not more than fifty yards from home
Tor their food supply.
,Angle worms. grubs, slugs, and the
ilEe are h'@il @pfovender and the es.
nf 81
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10
GENERAL ORDER.

Mr.. G. G. Waller, General Freight and Pas.
seilger Ageni, having resigned, al COMMUNE
cations re alive to that department. un.il
further notice, will be referred TO this office.
l. w TROXELL,
General Manager.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10

When ] am in Rome" he said. "I
shall do as the Romans do"
well" she answered doubtfully. "at
east that will lie letter than doing as
the Romans dia." Chicago Post
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10
A Queer Iaup,

A rather remarkable spirit lamp has
been found in the workshop of Hin
doc matchmaker. 1t is in the shape of
a boar and has the burner on its back.
The design is not inartistic nor is 1t
badly executed, bus tine most striking
feature of il all is that its owner re-
CARDS it as a household god.
1t is sacred to the memory of the
watchmalier's father, by whom il wac
made, and some hold that there is q
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10
The II train.

The cat and booti ok almost met;
She lodged and yelled with glee.
young man, bet
You'll need II IT yet.
Then you'll reIf smber me-"
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10

Long before met you had heard
Of your family said the Count.
YES" replied the beautiful girl cold
" Il believe pspl is quoted in Brad
sirac+'s "--chinaan POST
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10

Afternoon and sunday trips to Queenstown.
Boat remains at Queenstown about two
hours. Round trip, 50 cents, Steamer leaves
Pier 90 Light street: Daily, $40 p NJ sun
days, A. NJ. and $50 p. NJ. Returning, steamer
arrives at Baltimore at 1890 p NJ. daily.
Meals at Hotel Bolngly, or on steamer, so
cents.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10

An enthusiastic amateur Hhotograph-
er Of PhoeniXyille, Pa, is N9rion Lyt-
tons. Ills pride has been rather
costly camera, which when not IN nae
he kept in third-story room of Hts
home. For over week Mr.. Lytfons
was too busy otherwise to take bic
lures, but finally he decided 10 20 out
ard secure some views. When he
picked NJ his camera he WIS surprised
to find a half dozen ices Tying about
II. As he proceeded through the room
with the camera IN his hand a whole
army Of the insects came In a line ont
81 a small opening in the black box
cover. Then the owner placed the
camera on table and started an in
vestigation, which he gave up when
the truth flashed upon him that n
swarm OF bees, which had come in
through the open window. had made a
hive out OF his camera. The bees have
been dismissed as tenants. on, Tho
camera will have to be overhauled he
fore any more views can be taken.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10

hFiW ItKNI3IF TIAMP.
suggestion Of the transmigration Of the
souls Of men into the animal in the
reverence with which this animal is
regarded. II is used, nevertheless. for
the purpose for which it was originally
desiened-as n spirit lamp by which
the matchmaker heats metal or solder
AS an instance Of the combination of
bushes and piety 1t is rather interest
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10

Sunday excursions to Rehoboth Beach.
Six hours at the seaside. Excellent bathing.
Round trip, Sl.50. Steamer leaves Pier 81
light street: Sundays, A. NJ, connecting
with special train at Queenstown for Reho-
both Beach. Returning, steamer arrives at
baltimore at 1880 p NJ. Season ticket, 50 90.
Saturday until Monday, 500.
For further information, apply at Pier.
l. w. TROXEL, W.D. UHLER.
Gen. Manager. Gen Frt and Pass Act.
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10

IINEA EXTRA fancy China, japan India
i and Ceylon Teas, specially selected az &c
cup drawings. Fine Icing Teas in variety.
ALLEN ROHRBACR
The citizen. (Frederick City, Md.) 1895-1923, 1899-11-10
A. l.. EAnEn

r " r No Westp..Ir..r
aug i,'99-tf. '+ Agent
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29

old acquaintance Samuel Terrill, whose
knowledge of books-old books-is, or
rather was, for he passed over to the
great majority last year, something ex-
traordinary. He could do more won
derful things with books than Prof.
Hermann with dozen eggs and a new
silk hat. He professed to know 10000
books by their shape and weight. That
is, provided they were old books; for
new books had no value in Terrill's
eyes. New books, he was wont to say.
lacked character.
One day friend Of mine who wasted
his substance at book auctions was
passing Terrill's shop, carrying under
his arm some prize that he had just
bought it was rather rare boek-a
copy of the first edition of Lambs
Farewell to Tobacco" printed In Lon.
don In 1923.
"Struck prize?" growled Terrill.
glancing up from his seat near the open
door.
"Yes," said my friend; "and 1 II bet
You dollar you can't tell what; it's q
book you don't often see."
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29
[coNT1NuED NEXT WEEK. ]
How Edison Tested vibration ON H

How Edison Tested Vibration ON Hat.
Mr.. Edison has always believed in
harnessing and utilizing the power of
vibration. Not long ago newspaper
man stopped Edison on Broadway and
told him he had just been to interview
the late Mr.. Keely, of Keely motor fame,
and when the newspaper man told Ed
iseR that Keely's fundamental idea was
to utilize vibration, the inventor was all
attention at once. There is something
in that" he said. 'Why, have tun-
ing-fork out at Menlo Park with which
1 could tear down the whole shop.
There is something in it," Then taxi
ing from his head his well worn silk hat
and standing bareheaded. he said:
"PAt yepr hand on the top of this hat
and feel the pulse of the traffic of the
town-that Is vibration" And sure
enogh, the top of the hat beat and
throbbed just as the pulse of human
being. "All of that wasted power" he
added, fought in some way to be util-
lied, and some day it will,I think."-
Ladies' Home Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29

MRS, Yanderslice won lot of money
on the yacht race" Surely you don't
mean to intimate that she would bet
On thing of that kind" mo, her
husband owns q half interest in New
York excursion boat,"-Chicago Times
Herald.
Mr.. Aragg-"I got wireless message
from San Francisco this morning" Mr..
Wise-"But didn't know Marconi's
system would carry SO far" Mr.. Bragg
-"Marconi didn't have anything to do
with 1t. 1t came by mail."-Baltimore
American.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29

DR., Chargem-Your friend needs Wig
orous treatment. never saw man in
such state of mental depression. Can't
you convince him that the future holds
some brightness for him.
Sympathetic Friend-That is unfor-
tunately impossible. He has drawn his
salary for three weeks ahead and spent
the money.-Pearson's Weekly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29
An Awfully Mean Man.

Mrs. Worth-Yes, in his will he es-
tablished his title to reputation as the
meanest man in the United States.
Mr.. Worth-How?
Mrs. Worth-He left a young widow.
and requested that his four-carat dia-
mond stud be buried with him.--Jew-
eler's Weekly.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29
Old Farmers Advice.

"Say, pap" said little country lad
to his father, "Zeke Haymow sez tn
fish er bitin' down at tn creek now."
''Well," replied the old farmer, as
he raised up from the tobacco plant he
was worming, "you stick to yer work
an they won't bite you."-Ohio State
Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29
ORPHANS CoURp.

The Stated Meetings OF the Orphans
Court of Gee ] county will be held on the
second Tuesday ofevery month. Executors
Administrators and Guardians, wanting
their accounts stated, will please bring II
their vouchers a few DAYS before Court.
Test: R. E. LAMAR. Register
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29

Brisket-What can l send you up to-
day. Mrs. Styles7
Mrs. S.-Send me leg Of mutton. and
be sure II is from black sheep.
"a black sheep?"
"Yes; we are in mourning. you know" :"
-Tit-Bits.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29
The Voice of Experience.

Mrs. Henpeck-I don't like to hear
marriage referred to as lottery.
Her Husband-Neither do /. It's in.
correct. When you win in a lottery,
you win; but when you win woman's
hand in marriage you very often lose.
IN. Y. Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29

There are two social functions that
a man always attends. no matter how
many previous engagements he may
have?"
"What are they?"
"His own marriage and his own ftsl
neral, of course. Life. -
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29
R TAYLOR,
NOTICE

81 THE oRPHANs CouaT FOR CECIL COUNTY,
January 8, 1894.
ORDERED, That all Administrators, Ex,
&c ltors and Guardians that have not stated
an account within year. come forward and
90 the sane. or show cause to the contrary
or they W be cited up.
Fest r. f. JAMAR, Register
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29
Again Her Dear Friend..

MabelEWouldn't you hate dreadful
ly to be az thin as poor dear Bella is?
EtheEO, 1 don't know. It has it's
advantages. She can fasten her coll
lar on without any button. She just
runs her collar-bone through the butt
tonhole.-Chicago Tribune.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29

]. B. Clark. Peoria. Ill. says, Sur
peons wanted to operate on me for piles,
',ut cured them with DeWitt's Witch
salve." 1t is'infallible for piles and skin
diseases. Beware of counterfeits. Eli T.
p uolds
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29
,iaet Your Liver.

q-s quickly result in serious
q, and the man who neglects his
ittle regard for health. A bottle
fSns' Iron Bitters taken now and then
eep the liver in perfect order. If the
aSe has developed, Browns Iron Bitters
VII cure " permanently. Strength and
vitality viii always follow its use.
Browns Iron Bitters is sold by all dealers,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29

"Have you any Dewey coIorsT' she
asked in the dry goods store. 81 don't
know what you mean," said the at
tendant. "Why, colors that won't rum"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29

Usher (the court having been much
annoyed by the shutting of feet)-"Win
ye hould yer tongues up there with yer
feet in the gallery ?"-Punch.
HE is not in" said Mrs. Shortly to
the collector. Madam, know he is
not tin," said the collector. "What Il
want to know, has he any ?"-Baltimore
News.
Mrs. Fogg-"I consider Mrs. Coppi-
worth an ideal woman" Mr.. Fogg-'I
agree with you. There is not the first
thing about her that is real."-Boston
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29
why He Can't.

"Yes, I'd like a horseless carriage,
But can't afford 1t, sir,
Because"-and here he deeply sighed--
81 am briefiess barrister."
Chicago Tribune.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1899-12-29

Swallowing a Chestnut.
The goat he ate a comic page
And soon began to pun.
II can't help it," he softly said.
you see, I'm full of fun"
Chicago Daily News.