The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-11-05

s''Vot dit der cuvinner uf Soud Caro-
lima say ter der cuvinner uf Nord Gar
DINA, ven dey conversational NIT each
udder in der bagyard we're der boundry
vence i'd is locationed?" asked Hans, the
Dutchman, last night, as the congress
of nations was ranged about Tim Sulli-
vans round table pt the Sign of the
Silver Mug.
As Hans spoke he held a silver dol
lar above the table, ready to drop it, as
the signal for the bartender to enter.
''Oi dlnnaw what the divvil he said, .
replied Terrence, the Irishman. "Oi
misforget. OF think thot it was sorS2
riference ter the long distance from
wan frontier av the Sahara to the
other. In other wor-ruds, a long dis
lance betwane drinks"
Bang, went the silver dollar on the
table, and in came Tim to take the or
der for the mustys.
AIRY, the Englishman, had a small
bundle under his arm, and Donald, the
Scotchman, with the curiosity of his
race, could not repress the inclination
to ask what it was.
Without a word, AIRY took off the
wrapper, and disclosed a copy of that
famous work, David Harum."
'Harun,' said Terrence. Faith thot
is so much loike harem thot it remoinds
me av the tonne thot OF was in Con-
stantynople and paid me rayspicts to
the sooltan. OF was a sailor aboord the
yot av Kaiser Wilium av Germany
whin he made. his thrip to the Hooly
lond an called upon old Loose-b reeches
at the Yildiz Kiosk.
Twas a foine calm day thot we
dhropped anchor in the Gooldin hor-run
and the Turkish band played God save
the kaiser in honor av Willum. an
God save Oireland' in honor av me
distinguished sif
well, sor, there was the divvil's
own ADMINISTRATION whin we landed.
Holy sailor, but it was a rile RECEPTION
We were escorted to the sooltan's palace
be q throop of cavalry. battery of ar
tillery, and the Mahammydan Guards,
carryin' the Crane banner av Islam.
Twas the proudest day in nue. loife Me
chist expansion increased at Taste two
inches. Terry, says Willum to me, says
he, it's CRATE thing to belong to the
Tilety, says he. It's says OF. Dim
rile mesilf, being daycinded from a
long loine av ancient Oirish kings
Now, 1t saInes thot the sooltan was
takin' his semi annual bath whin we
entered the coortyar-rud av the Yildiz
ante-room to wait for him. Oh left Will
lum an his swate over bottle av
sohnapps, an whit on tower av dis
coovry fer mesilf Not hoide nor hair av
the sooltan did OF see. The Wy
age had played havoc wild me
clothes an OF thought thot OF
wud ship out fer a minute incog an
hunt up a tailor to crease me trousers
an press me dress coat.
''Oi mott as will have gone Iookin' fer
bullfrogs in Tough Neagh. There was
any number av tailors in Constantly
/ nople, but nary the wan thot knew any
thing av crasin trousers. Ye see byes.
the min over there weer a sort av a
I wimmin's bysookle costhume, wild woide
/ bloomer-loike pants an an Alton jac-
ket av blue stor-rum serge. OF ray
/ TURNED to the palace afther num-
Der av drinks at a pooblic house, be
the docks fornist thin out This
place was kept be a German, be the
name av Pat Rafferty,. Oh didn't know
Pat, but OF recognoized his BARTENDER,
Reginald O'Connor immajilty, as a man
thot was butty av moline in Castle
island BEFORE OF came to Ameriky''