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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-01-18
The new
1899
A M
EmbrOideries

are interesting, if only because
new, bnt they're doubly so be-
cause of the prices. The pat
terms are unusual; margins wide
with open work effect.
Cambria Sets
of matched patterns that are as-
pocially attractive.
One set, with:
., and s-ineh edge, at l6e.. zoe
aud ioc, yard, and 2-ineh inserting
at l2e II yard.
Another, with:
.. MS and 5-inch edge. at &c. stt.
and s5c. yard, and 10 inch insert
ING at l5e. Il yard
Another, with:
sand dla-ineh edge, nj Zoe and zoe.
II yard, and H. inch inserting at iic.
yard
An Irish Point set with
~ and 5l.-ineh edge, at edt. AMI
e5c. a yard, and tlr-inch inserting at
1Ae yard
Other eambrie embroideries, from
TO zoe ynrd
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-01-18

While cut driving Just below
Goat Hill, yesterday Tuesday after
noon, about four o clock A w. Filling
hast, Of Philadelphia, who was visiting
here, Was stopped by two strange men,
who inquired the time of day. Mr..
TillmShast stopped his horse and pull
led ont his watch to accommodate
them when one of them made n grab
for it. AT the same time, the other
man caught the horse by the bride.
Mr. Tillinghast gave the horse SINAI
cut with the whip and with lurch no
broke loose from the mans grasp and
came on To this city at lively pace,
leaving the men far behind. Mr.. Til
lin9hast gave description of the
highwsymen and it is said they were
seen on our streets sometime during
last night. The hold up occurred at
the old stone crusher. The team be-
longed to the Lambertyille Rubber
Company.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-01-18

HOODS PILLS cure Liver Ills, Bii-
iousness, indigestion, headache.
Easy 20 take, easy TO operate. 2bc.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-01-18

The Masonic Grand Lodge will meet
in Trenton on the 25th inst.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-01-18

The First National Bank Of Somer-
vile has declared semi annual diyi.
dend off per cent.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-01-18

". w. MoFFErr, u. D., Pastor.
Sunday, Jan. ~. 1898, 1880 \. NJ.
public worship mud preaching. Sub
leet The source of power.
2.15 p. NJ. Sunday School.
G.i5 z. NJ, Epworth League service.
Leader Mrs. l.. l.. Hunt
80 p. NJ. Public worship and
preaching. Theme Il there an I'M
pardonable sin?
Eyangelistic services evory evening.
Everybody cordially invited
= The third Parish Tea will be given
i'll s. Andrews Hall. next Wednesday
evening, Jan. 25th, nj 40 o'clock
The play entitled "A Box of Ciga-
rettes, will be given lay the Amwell
Dramatic Society.
The usual economical fee Of ten cts.
will be charged IN order that all may
feel free 10 come
1t ihlioMlti8 uIhcelS al y. -.
Of A.. No. ], OF tins city, were duly III
stalled for the ensuing term by Dis
trict President Rittenhouse of Milford
on Friday evening last
Past President Fisher G. Johnson
President Frank Kelly.
Vice President Marvin l1olcomhe
Master of Forms WILDER Vert
Rec Secretary Geo. Grooma
Treasurer -Theo. Donson.
Fin. Secretary Samuel Moon
Conductor Hartwell L. Shaded
Inner Guard VIM Masten
Outer Guard VIM Bright
Chaplain Howard Carly.
Assist. Secretary Jonathan Dilley.
Right Sentinels Edward Gordon.
Geo Masten.
Left Sentinels Nm Hunt. John
Johnson
Trustees II. { Akera, jacob John
son, VIM Hunt.
Organlst Joseph Rohereon
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-01-18
Buy your Coal of Larson h Mar

Buy your Coal of Larson h Mar
iarum.
STATE OF ONO, CRY OF TOLEDO, 80
Lucas COUNTY.
Franz j CHENEY makes oath that he is the
senior partner OF the firm Of T. J. CHENEY q
Co, doing business in the City Of Toledo
County and State aforesaid, and that said firm
viii pay the sum Of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case Of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use OF Halls CArARRH
Cum
FRANK j CHENEY
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9Th day Of December, A. d 1896
Jl W GLEASON,
t--l Notary Pubifc
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system Send for testimonials
free.
F J. CHENEY & co Props Toledo o.
Sold by Druggists, 75e.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-01-18
by Authority
A Statement of Taxes of the
Year 1898,

tAAfnERrvHIr, N, j. Ian =, 1890
To the President and Members of Common
Council
| herewith present a statement 81 unpaid
taxes for the ycRr 1878.
DIR
10 amount Of duplicates a---.- .92S, G0% A
CIR
Bp cash paid Treasurer, 49,. ~, ,,A2 u
BY amount relieved by Council....4., Il 10
by amount charged To sequestrated
property, Observation-Disclosures. 10 NJ
iy amount of unpaid list attached. $50 II
by amount OF each on hand, .....5.... 4B6 %
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-01-18

List OF lettersremaining unclaimed
in the Post Office at Lambertville. Y. J
Mrs. Harriet Bown,
Thomas Filder,
Z. H. Glugon,
Philip Scharach,
Miss Lizzie Stout.
G. A. SKILLMAS, p. NJ.
Lambertyille, n. j., Jan. IA, 1899.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-01-18

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children,
successfully used BY mother Gray, nurse IN
tho Children's Home in New York, Cnro Fever
ishnoss, Bad Stomach, Teothiug Disorders,
move and regulate the Bowels and Destroy
Worms over 1000 testimonials. They Herec
mi At all druggists, 25c Sample malcd
FREE Address Alien $ Olmsted, Lelioy
Ian ~ 20 ~
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,EHH AG 70 EgHatE
COATS AND FURS!

We resolved at the beginning Of
this New Year, nor to carry over u
single Cont, Cape or Fur Garment,
if low prices will tempt you 10 buy
them.
This is bona ilde reduction sale,
and we've marked them like this:
$50 Electric Seal and Velour jackets,
$I9.9S.
$40 Electric Seal Jackets, $40.
Si5 Fur CHpes, S3.0S.
S20and ss22 so High grade Jackets, $40.
Si9 and $l50s Women's aud Misses
Jackets, SIP.
&15 and Sl3.0s Women and Misses
jackets, $40.
$l9 and $40. 90 Beautifully Lined Jack
cts, 81 90.
SO, 80 and ~ Women aud Misses
Jackets, SO.
s6 and 80 Women's and Misses Now
Style Jackets, 80.
SO and ~ Children Coats and Reef
era, $G.9S.
81 and $3.50 Children's Coats and
Refers, 30.
50 and s. Children's Coats and Reef
ers, $3.3S.
"a and $3.50 Children's Coats and
Reefers, 81 90.
s3 Children's Refers, $I.1S
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1899-01-18
HOuses For Rent

1l8 Clinton ST. and 81 Elm 81. In
quire OF s.. s. Vas HoRs.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-02-17
THE BOARD OF EDUCATION
ROUTINE MATTERS HANDLED AT
REGULAR MEETING.
Mr.. Rosecrans Leaves Lahainaluna
and is Succeeded by Mr.. Hilts-Hilo
School Changes

At the meeting of the commissioners
of education held yesterday afternoon
the matter of teaching dancing in the
new school at Palama was discussed
and finally approved. Principal Arm
strong Smith urged the matter. He was
inspired to do so by Colonel Parker,
the noted educator of Chicago, who
was here last summer 1t is proposed
to give the instruction after regular
studies i'm the afternoon. Only such
children as care to enter the classes
will take the lessons.
G. +. Rosecrans, vice principal Of
Lahainaluna, rendered his resignation
on account of impaired health. The
hard work of last year has completely
shattered his nervous system and he
does not feel that he will ever be able
again to serve the department. Mr..
Rosecrans is now in California on a
two months leave of absence. The res
ignation was accepted with expressions
of regret from the commissioners. Mr..
Hits, brother of the art teacher in
the city schools, was appointed to
succeed Mr.. Rosecrans.
Richard Gilliland was appointed as
school agent of Waianae in place of
David Center. resigned. The new in
cumbent is bookkeepcr at the planta-
ton.
Minister Cooper notified the commits
Sioners that Waipahu school would be
ready to be opened next Monday. He
had visited the place during the week
and approved the arrangement of ev-
erything. Miss Ida Zeigler was a,-
ready on the ground prepared to begin
work on the date stated.
Daniel b. Kuhns was appointed as
sistant in the new school at Kaiwiki
Hilo Mrs. G. Smith rendered her res
ignation from the Hilo select school
Accepted.
j. @. Wood was appointed a mem
Der of the teachers committee.
A large number of routine matters
were discussed and referred to the
teachers committee.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-02-17
CHAMBERLAIN'S COUGH REMEDY
ALWAYS PROVES EFFECTUAL.

There are no better medicines on the
market than Chamberlain We have
used the Cough Remedy when all 9TH
ers failed, and in every instance it has
proved effectual Almost daily we
hear the virtues of Chamberlain's rem
edies eXtolled by those who use them,
This is not an empty puff, paid for at
so much a line, but is voluntarily Civ
en- in good faith, in the hope that suf-
fering humanity may try these reme-
dies and, like the writer, be benefited.
From the Chenille, w. Va, Path
finder. For sale by all dealers and
druggists. Benson, Smith & Co., gen.
eral agents Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-02-17
THE ORPHEGM

There was only a fair house at the
Orpheum last evening. The first play,
A Jealous Wife, is a farce comedy of
some strength. The best play of the
two now running on the bill is the
last. entitled A Delicate Question.
Early days of California are represent
ed in the presence of the regulators,
Indians and Indian fighters. a battle
between regulators and others is wag-
ed just close enough to the stage to be
seen.
The same bill will be presented at
the usual hour this evening.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-02-17
BANK Of HAWAII, LTD.
In corporated Under the Laws of the
Republic of Hawaii.
CAPITAL, $40O,OOO.OO
OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS.

DlrpCIOTS-I1eHIy WdItIIIUUSG' IUIII
May, f. w. Macfarlane, E. d. Tenney,
j. A. McCandless.
Solicits the Accounts of Firms, Cor
porations, Trusts, Individuals, and will
promptly and carefully attend to all
all business connected with banking
entrusted to it. Sell and Purchase For
eign Exchange, Issue Letters of Credit.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-02-17
OPIUM CASE.

Judge Wilcox will tomorrow morn
ing hear the case of Hansen and Ka-
laukoa. the men arrested in connection
with the big haul Of opium off Dia-
nond Head last Wednesday. 1t may
be stated just here that neither of the
men under arrest are the real or sole
owners of any part of the opium. The
men composing the ring, who put up
the money and engineered the SNUG
cling scheme. are not unknown and
are being closely watched.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-02-17
TYPOGRAPHY.

There was special appropriateness in
the appearance of a history of lithogra-
ply last year. 1t is just a hundred
years since Alois Senefelder invented
the art. Only in 1898 did he discover
the method of printing from a fiat
stone surface, which is lithography.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-02-17
A NEW PIANO.

Mr. Henchers new invention of a
piano forte with a raised keyboard, is
now on view in London. The keyboard
is so raised that singers and others can
now, while singing, play the piano in
4 standing and upright position, thus
seeing and being seen.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-02-17
Kaahumanu Street.
Hawaiian
Electric
Company.

The cleanest, brightest safest and really
a tue long run, the cheapest and best light
for use in the family residence, is the mean
Descent electric light. Safe; nothing could
Ee safer. A few days ago prominent gen
t2sRaSR of Honolulu came rushing down to
tfas as9ct OF the Electric Company and said;
sA9tye ecss agures for wiring my house, and
want IL done at once; no more lamps for me.
EsaaE night lamp tipped over and it came
~ scar setting fire to the house and burning
s0y csfldren aud take no more risks.
CEtE ia the sentiment of quite number in
.sEs gs 81 few weeks, who have ordered their
.6oESsg tIed with the perfect light.
lust think it over and make up your mind
GhaS ycu wEEt the best and safest light; send
&oT vhe Hawaiian Electric Company and tell
&hsn what you Wa'.5
We have & complete stock OF everything in
mia line and have just received lot of the
very gGssHt designs in chandeliers
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-02-17
{, BREWER & co., LTD,
Queen ST., Honolulu, L. |.
AGENTS FOR

Hawaiian Agricultural Co., Onomea
Sugar Co., Honomu Sugar Co., Wal
luku Sugar Co., Waihee Sugar Co.
Makee Sugar Co.. Haleakala Ranch
Co., Kapapala Ranch.
Planters Line SaL Francisco Packets.
Chas. Brewer & Co.'s Line of Boston
Jackets.
Agents Boston Board of Underwriters
Agents Philadelr his Board of Under
writer's.
LIST OF OFFICERS
p. 9. JONES. President
GEO II. ROBERTSON MANAGER
e. r. BISHOP. . Treas. and Secy.
Col W. F. ALLEN ........ Auditor
G. M COOKE.
Fl. WATEREoUsE.. :. -. Directors
Geo. K. CARTER.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-02-17
Savings Department.

Ordinary and Term Deposits received
and Interest allowed IN accordance
with rules and conditions printed in
pass books copies of which may be had
upon application.
Safe Deposit Boxes rented by the
month or year.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-02-17
Impure Blood
Suffered for three years

Mr.. +. Westall of Mitcham, so. Australia,
sends us his portrait which shows smooth
aud healthy condition Of the skin. But lie
has had the following experience
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1899-02-17
LIN SING KEE,
TinEmith and Plumber

TeSler in Tinware Crockery, Glass
RE1rt, Hardware, Agate are, Cutlery,
0te- Piping Laid ana Repaired.
No 10, mauka Hotel street, near
Hmith. F. o. Box 962.
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16
HUMOROUS.

| Sand ..Ye'er 4 gueer 4, mon 81 .aE tEat ye
|. dinna like my garb. You wad 1nae 81.
cold wi the kilt" Pat-'.No, but iabers
| I'd be kilt with the cold '-AdamsiFree-
| man.
ziggsby-''T There goes the fellow who
whistles at danger" Perksby7 -".'Ah,
he. must be a very brave fellow. Who is
hep Ziggsby locomotive driver .
-Town and Country Journal.
Physician--."Don''t be alarmed, my
dear sir; you'll come out all right in the
end" Patient-"Well, don't hurry my
end along any faster than is necessary,
Doc. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
She Should Have Known Mrs.
Bellefeld - 81 was So surprised last
night to see. several shooting stars Q
Mr.. Bellefeld- Didn't you know the
sky was loaded ?''-----Pittsburgh Chron-
icle Telegraph. @ +.35 .3.- & ., y
Connoisseu Thunder! You don't
mean: to say you painted that picture?"
Artist Yes, I'll have to oconfess it'smy
work" Connoisseur Great, amt it?
Do you know Thought twas one Of
them. chrome pictures they sell in the
stores. Boston Transcript. =.
"'Begorry," said Googan, "tis big the
difference is bechuxt me an Hobson."
"Yis,'' said McAdoo. ''Yis," continued
Googan, after a pause. "Hobson sinks
ship an gifts kissed for It. an OF sink a
couple of schooners an gifts the bounce
fer it!"-Bal ltinlore American. >'<*@
peace is represented by a'dote, isn't
it?' asked the. man who was looking
over some, allegorical pictures: WEN .
answered the official, who had been to 4
diploma tic banquet, "doves used to
figure in that connection. But quail on
toast appears to be more popular now.''
Washington Star: :.
Remember one thing I am about to
tell YOU" said the successful man to-
the ambitious young man 1T is a rule
that is we'll worth remembering. -
What is it, sir?'' s'Never do any thing
that your Conscience will reproach you
for Hire Somebody else to do it,
Melbourne Weekly Times. '"%%'~ :si:~f>
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16
|; ON cANADA's FREE HOME.
; STEAD LANDS. ,4s,s,s.;;. b,
NJ e e "a

Wetashpin. Alta, z April 9Th, 1893. 6
WE. McCreary, s.. ! 81, s.
Govt. Immigration Commissioner, win
nipeg. f,s5 - =. 80 - -
Dear Sir; like the country yerv
rnuch SO far; have seen a great NUM- NUM-
Der. of farmers from the States and
every one seen SO far says they have
done well and like it here far better r
than where they came from, and. ali
claim it to be the best country for a 4.
poor man that they were eyer in. and.
with good crops this season, / predict
great rush. There are some nice
claims to be had yet but will not last
the sumner through ;...s 81. :
I do not find it any colder. than in
Iowa, and am feeling much better than
when I left there March 1st. I think
this a great country for those who are
suffering with throat and lung
troubles. :Ihave seen men that hadsas q; S
high as s511a bushels of wheat per acre.
and near 100 bushels. Of oats. but
they weigh from 45sto 81 pounds,p,er
bushel,. but the@general runsis5 Is tos5o
wheat, so to rs oats; and stock looking
fne; some cattle running out were
nearly in market flesh: :; y
1expect to- return 10 the States 1ate ate
this fall for stock, etc. Viii write YOU ,1
when I want;to GO. Thanking you all
TOR past favors, .;s
., I remain,
Most reSrncffnl1y, vo,;,.,
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16
!Pretft Unaertv,le.,,r;.s, 3; !, !

The variety Of pretty silk and dswoolen un.
derwear to be had at such reasonable prices,
isvery tempting to dainty women, yet many
refrain from purchasing such on account of
their liability to injure in laundrying. 1.-THE
work is properly done. this trouble may be
avoided. When ready to begin fiji a tub half
fourth of a bar of Ivory Soap, and wash the
articles through it with, the hands, rinse in
warm water, and squeeze, but do not wiring.
Hang on the line and press while still damp.
ELIZA r. PARKER
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16
very Low Rates Via the Missouri,
Kansas & Texas Railway.

semi,monthly excursions to the. south.
west; The greatest opportunity 10 visit
paralleled as to resources and products and
with an. area exceeding all the Eastern and
Middle States. The. statistical reports Of
products, as compiled by the commissioners
OF Texas, indicate this section as having the
greatest possible advantages%in it's mild and
equables climate and in the variety and pro.
ductiveness Of its soil. For further infor-
nation, descriptive pamphlets and dates of
excursions, apply to I. B. Cookery, Dist. p.
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16
THE DATE LINE.
We Are Told Here Why 1t Was Placed
a." in the Pacific and Why,
1t Is Crooked. , .,.,~.,.

"A mapmaker asks the Sun if the, date
line, or the, imaginary. line drawn to
mark the change in the calendar day re-
quired of - >circumnaNigators of : the
| globe, follows the one hundred and
eightfeth meridian. 5, He. adds that he
has been unable to. find the date line
On any map: -s..5%' .sz u: .
- The date Line: does not follow the one
hundred and eightieth ! or any otherm me
ridian forsits entire. course, but takes
assomewhat devious route through the
Pacific. It is strange thatit is shown
on so very few maps of the world. The
reason why crooked course was given
to it and why it was placed in the Pa
cifie are interesting and easily under
stood. ,. 49,, .r:. - -.
Suppose the date line. had been run
through our, country on the meridian
of Chicago. Tn that case, when it was
Monday in New York, Cleveland and
indianapolis, it. would be Tuesday all
the way from Chicago to- San Francis
co and out on the Pacific, OF course
that would be a serious business in
convenience. It is evident that the
date line should not pass through any
continents. It was practically neces-
sity that such a line had to, be fixed
somewhere, but it obviously had to run
through an OCEAN. ny t-.s.'* = ~. r..
It should not pass through the At
lantic ocean, because>in that case, when
il was Monday in London, Paris and
Hamburg it would be Tuesday in the
United States; and this would be fl
convenient in regions that; have such
enormous interests in commons and are
SO closely united BY telegraph and
cables. The best place for the date
line was in the Pacific ocean. II we
follow the line through; the Pacific we
shall observe, that the ideas aboveaex-
pressed have had due weight in mark
fpg It's course. st : .:' y 's.s = ~ " ,-ss ~
Passing through the middle tof Behr-
Ing strait, the li1ie suddenly turns to-
THE southwest till It reaches ITO de-:
grees east longitude. !. 7 In this way,
Behring island and the entire Aleutian
shain, all a part of North America. are
kept on. the American side of the line:
When, it is Monday in New, York it is
also Monday IN Attu, our, most west
ern American possession - <
" Then the line sweeps eastward again
hnd follows the one hundred and eigh-
tieth meridian far south till it:reaches
the neighborhood Of the Fiji islands.
As this group and sother islandsroun
about belong to Great Britain, and are
closely united in business relations
with New Zealand and Australia, the
line takes "a wide sweep. to the east so
as to give them all the same calendar
day. It then returns to the one hun
.dred and eightieth meridian, which it
follows to the Antarctic. =.
The annexation Of the Philippines,
which lie 60 degrees beyond the one
hundred and eightieth meridian going
west, makes it incumbent on all Amer
leans to know every thing about 8 the
date linen. Y. Sun.
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

You Can Get Aliens Foot-Ease FREE.
Write today to Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy,
n. Y, for FREE sample Of Aliens Foot
Ease, apowder to shake into your shoes. It
cures chilblains, sweating, damp, swollen,
aching feet. It makes New or tight shoes
easy. Aninstant cure for Corns and Bun
ions. Alldruggists and shoe stores sellit. 25c.
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

Is it right to call camera acquisitive be-
cause it insists on taking every thing in sight?
L. A,W. Bulletin. "a 4 50 L.. s..
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16
I remain
Most. respectfully yours,
Ia - DIR. D., e. STREVELr.
tsgd.)
On the: Ice.s

.i"Did you fall ?" asked the officious, one of
the man who had slipped On the ice. Fall"
roared the man ,witheringly ;;..no! merely
question. Philadelphia, North American.
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

To Cure Cold in one Day @.
Take Laxative Bromso Quinine Tablets. y All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. Csc.
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

!. It is not the carpenter with the mos
tools who is the finest workman: Washing
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

A mule, q kick, man sick. St. Jacobs Oil
cured the bruises, 81 ses@ 81. \, - ~gs s
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

+. Mrs: .Skimpen-""I think Mr., Smith must
have liked the beefsteak pie. He had two
helpings of it. - The Tactless Boarder-
Possibly he did it on wager Boston
Transcript.
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16
= = ~ .ss.s6s & ..s,-,,s ..s.,s =,
Il I|dl|lqS | Il s
ON =

u i was only health, we
might let it cling.
But It is cough. One cold
no sooner passes off. before
another comes. But it's the
same old cough all the time.
And it's the same old story,
too. There is first the cold,
then the cough, then pneu-
monia or consumption with the
long sickness, and life tremb.
ling in the balance. ~
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

Only 2 sprain? You may bea cripple s..
Jacobs Oil cures, sure, ..ser,.
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

The man who pleases nobody is really
please everybody.-Town Topics. ....r,.
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

Keep on, youu'll learn TIE best cure foar fta
Neuralgia is ST.. Jacobs Oil ~ @stAss
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16
Had Served Hts TIme.

S Gayman-This is a. great day with us
at home. Ny daughter ..comes out" to-
night. s.. q,
Dumley Don't say so! So does my
brother. He's been in for seven years.
Chicago Journal.
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

It is surprising how we'll .homely gi,
looks in. a picture..-Atchison Globe. 49,,
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

The value of departed fortune increases il
the ratio Of the squares Of its distance :
Town Topics. t,s? '>s.@l'1sA ~ tsst.s. -
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

:. The automatic. weighing machine gives
pounds in return for pennies. a. w.
R,Illof in TA"sS'>S&s Ks S.S1i, = III,
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

j. Can't work? Stiff and sore from cold:
Use st. Jacobs Oil work Tomorrow =.
Warren sheaf., 1899-02-16

The, most successful dentist only lives
from hand to mouth Chicago Daily News,