New-York tribune., 1899-07-16

depend upon II he - n right investment for
Your affections. Then II you see, az the pc
ginning of piece. a smiling father IN happy
home with A family Of cheerful! sons ana daugA-
iers. don't envy him. pity him. and sympathize
with him straight OFF; ere long he and ms faIn-
ily VIII be struggling in the depths OF unde-
served calamity Of the most poignant kind
enough. you are told. u make the angels weep;
and Of course. YOU will do ditto. II a man in
troduc,S himself 20 you on the stage by crack
NJ iok,s or 10y being extra cynical you may
81 fplv extend 20 him q iikewarm sympathy, but
not too much. lie wont come to anything. he
VIII De- too busy thinking # his jokes or sar,
casm 10 do any harm to any one or much gooo
either.
II mysterious man comes on. who won't say
no he is or whore he comes from. turks about
IT, spots. peeps behind doors, and behaves In q
way that would entail his rapid exit from decent
society don't trust TO APPEARANCES but take
him 20 your hearts core. lie is working all the
tine to set right some Slsanuc wionS, ana VIII
do il. and give his namo and address, IN MS
own good time. His conduct : thr opposite or
That Of the bad man with the fell design. for
the latter on the stage alWays las the most
plausibl" reasons for his presence which DIS
arm al suspicious II the mysterious person IS
a wor5 ". you may invest in her with elua!
safety. she viii be found. certainly, 20 have
been wayward in youth. but she l.. only lurking
about now 10 atone FOR all and will DO so, when
ID suits her.
DIFFERENCE TETWEEE WESE AND SPIRITS
There aye other good cul iea % your sympa-
thios II a man calls fr wine - drink on he
stage ne may bee say AZ thouShtless but he -s
petty safe 10 ae snL-d at heart But u b
calls for spirits il - qIta another pair OF
shoes Yearn not tou ard him. Such q man is
iri.ie"mably bad. and you must tlrn from him
in aversion the instant h. orders the rum or
brandy For h. always orders 0-e on thc 9th h-r.
Neither Scotch. Irish or gin is ever distilled
On n. stage. Also II YOU SOC A person in any
great physical distress: cold. hungry. with an
internal pain IT insufficient clothing. caught In
e. sn0UstOrn or drenchei W!th rain. you u-y f-'l
for them freely. Really bad people always as
.aT,.- these predcaWcnts they being reserved as
a chastrning TO the we'll meaning. 1t X true
the last physical distress of all. tho one with
fht. nO1sr comes 10 the latter. but only after
the curtain has gone down. Another sure sign
o. rectitude Is - mop the brow. II IS a curious
thing that wherever you see persplration on the
stage y0I may let Your symT athies 20 out in
equal proportions Villains never persPire; only
good men take Of their hats and dry their heads.
Finally. bid your susc pubilities hy from shiny
broad~Ioth especially when accompanied by
gloved hands. However plausible the wearer
politeness is so q very BAD sign. No cnc goes
out of his way to be extremely polite on the
stage unless he has an Unierhand design. Harden
your heart too Ike The neither milestone. against
any man you told j. Immensely wealthy
He is sure % deceive You in the end Rich a
man may be- and still be worthy " some grains
If sympathy but Immensely wealthy" no.
such wealth has always been i'll gotten. and
points 10 twenty years penal seivituIe Ike the
needle to the role