News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1899-01-18

"NdtuTduy dropped 1tndGr the table"
promising to send an escort Of United
States marines to bring each president to
the hotel and to see him safe back to his
camp. Then / went aboard the frigate
and arranged with the captain for the
use of four detachments Of marines,
consisting of four men each. | got the
correct addresses of the four presidents
and started each detachment in time to
reach its particular guest and to bring
him to the hotel at 8 O'Clock sharp. |
ordered the best dinner that the land
lord could get up, and [ borrowed a
dozen of champagne from the captain Of
the frigate, having sampled it on my
way from the United States and know
ing that it was first class in every re-
spect,
"Of course / wasn't so foolish as to
let one president know that l had invit-
ed any of his rivals. Each man sup
posed that he was the only guest and
naturally came to the conclusion that 1
meant to recognize him as the only law
full president. This made it reasonably
certain that every one Of the four would
come to dinner, and l calculated when
had got them comfortably full of the
captains champagne they would be
ready to listen to reason.
'For the first time in the history of
Central America my invited guests ar
rived promptly at the hour specified.
fnhic fhoiY. far11t fCr ~ fhov,
could have had their way they would
nave struggled in at all hours from G
to 10. But the midshipmen that were
! in command of the different escorts
| knew their business and being ordered
to deliver the presidents to me at lC
minutes before 6, had them on hand at
the precise moment. How they did this
l never inqulEed. One Of the presidents
I think it was Garcia-complained
that it was contrary to the law of ma.
tions for American marines to prod
Central American presidents in the
back with bayonets, but didn't take
any notice of what he said, knowing
that it would be impossible to convince
Central American of the value Of
punctuality.
"When the four presidents met, they
were considerably surprised, and there
would very likely have been a difficulty
then and there if hadn't made them q
little speech and begged them to OBJ
serve the laws of hospitality and to alb
stain from shooting on the premises
They saw the force of what | said anC
concluded to keep the peace. Each mar
gave the other dignified salute, but
not word would one of them speak tt
another until dinner was about hall
over. They then gradually began to ash
one another to pass the salt or to circu
late the bottle. and in little while
they were all talking together as fast al
SO many monkeys.
"When the coffee was brought in anC
we were all as sociable as if none of III
had ever heard of politics, got up ant
said: Gentlemen, l have asked you tt
meet together in order to settle you
differences and enable me to find ou
which president my government ough
to recognize. You can't help seeing
that this country is too small to furnish
decent living for four presidents
You'll have to go ON fighting till there
only one Of you left, and it's mere
matter of chance which one that will
be. You are playing a game in which
you stake your lives against the presi
dency, and, though I can't say wha
you value your lives at, it's my opinion
that the stakes are far too high.
" Now, l propose that you settle thi
business by friendly game of cards.
don't know your Spanish games, bu
you can easily choose some game il
which each man that is beaten goes ou
and leaves the others to play. The mar
who finally wins is to take the presi
dency, and the others are to agree t
support him for, say, two years, ut thu
end of which they shall be at liberty t.
start q revolution if they feel so dis
posed. You will arrive at the same sor
Of result by playing a game of CARD