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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-27
His PhiIOsOphy,

"Ms' Johnsing, wy doan' yo' git dat man
o youahs to atten' Divine wo'ship once in
awhile?"
70 de good lans sake, Pa son Green dat
no count niggah Use married to ain bin in
side chu 'ch 70 NOR ten yeah"
"Yo' doan mean t tell me dat he amt
nevah 'sperenced religion, Mis- Johnsng?'
Il guess OATS bout right, pa'son, doah
don LAX t say il"
"Ef he ain in de faith den wha' doctrine
does he cling to, Mis- Johnsing?
We'll, pa son, / amt got much opinion
in de mattah, but ! kind o reckon dat de
only doctrine he hangs onto wild any very
grea' amount o tenasticy am de one dat seq
"A bird in de bag am with two on de roost,
when de doah o de coop's got spring
lock an de dawg's unclaimed. "-Cleveland
Leader
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-27
ChImneys Made of Cast Iron.

Cast iron chimneys are now being
employed in some large buildings. They
are composed of siX-foot lengths Of pip
ing jointed together, and are built in
the brickwork. 1t is contended that
they are cheaper to construct and are
more economical. The iron takes the
heat more quickly than brick and re-
tains it better, hence less warmth is
required to be drawn up the shaft in
order to raise the temperature to APPOINT
that will permit the fire to throw its
heat into the room.-Chicago Chronicle.
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The Copita9 of Holland,

A gentleman-te the best of our rec
objection a retired linen draper-went
into school one day with the intention
of putting the fifth standard through
their facings in the geography of Eu-
rope. He began: What is the capital
of 'Olland?" Capital II" was thecrush-
ing rejoinder from the smart boy Of
the class. The exlinen draper did not
pursue his geographical inquiries fur
ther.-Cornhill Magazine.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-27
Two valued Opinions.

A prominent western railway man, IN
speaking of the passenger service of the
New York Central, says: at begins right,
ends right and is right in the middle"
An officer of one of the transpacitic steam
ship lines says: There is no train service
in the world comparable with that of the
New York Centrals Lake Shore Limited"
is always t~st. The New York Central
stands at the head of the passenger lines
of this country and has fairly earned the
title of Americas Greatest Railroad. -
Buffalo Commercial, February IA, 1899.
One novel may be another's sequel with
out being its equal. A. w. Bulletin.
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Points of Law.

The nine points of the law are thus
concisely, if somewhat cynically, given:
~ A good deal of money; (2) A good
deal of patience; (3) A good cause;
(4) A good lawyer; (5) A good coun-
sci; (6) Good witnesses; (7) A good
jury; (s) A good Judge; 90 Good
luck. -Tit-Bits.
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An Excellent Combination.

The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the well known remedy,
SYRUP OF FIGs, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA Fro SYRUP Co., illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles Of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. 1t
is the one perfect strengthening laxa-
tive, cleansing the system effectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per-
maneutly. Its perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and sub
stance, and its acting on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
laxative.
In the process of manufacturing figs
are used, as they are pleasant to the
taste, but the medicinal qualities OF the
remedy are obtained from SIENNA and
other aromatic plants, by a method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and TO avoid limitations, please
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front of every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. KY NEW YORK. Y.
For sale by all Druggists. -Prce SOC. per bottle.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-27

'Why do you call yours parlorP"
said the patient to the dentist.
what would you call it?"
well, l should fancy drawing room
would be more appropriate. "-Tit-Bits,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-27
PASSING OF THE NIGHTCAP.
Catarrhal Troubles of Americans
Largely Due to Its Adam
dOnment.

'If the American people would only
put on nightcaps when they go to bed
there would not be near so many cases
of catarrhal trouble as there now" said
a Chicago physician. He continued:
ut is well known that as a nation
the percentage of catarrhal complaints
is greater among us than in any other
nation in the world, and that there
are more cases among men than among
women. The reason for this dispropor
ton is the absence of nightcaps and
the habit of smoking in The open air.
Women, if they smoke at all, do not do
so in the open air, and if they do not
wear nightcaps they are in measure
protected by their heavier heads of
hair. Men, on the contrary, habitually
wear their hair close cut, are careless
about the temperature of the rooms
in which they sleep, and while all the
rest of the body is carefully protected,
the head may be exposed all night
to zero temperature, and that at the
very time when nature is at its lowest
ebb and can do the least to protect it.
self. If we would begin by nightcap
ping all our children and induce them
to keep up the habit in later years,
within generation or two catarrh
would be a comparatively rare disease
in the United States.
"Englishmen and the people of the
continent know an American by two
things-his liberality with money and
his habit of hawking and splitting.
They cannot understand the latter, as
catarrh is an unusual complaint abroad.
But nightcaps are not. They are a
recognized part of the night toilet
throughout Europe, and to this is due
the freedom of the people there from a
distressing complaint.
who ever sees a nightcap in this
county? But in England it is SO much
matter of course that its great writer,
Dickens, frequently mentioned it in or
der to give the proper touch of realism
to his creations. "-Chicago Inter Ocean.
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One Thing He Was Able to Recall.

Lawyer (after persistent inquiry
You say you cannot recall the matter?
Witness-I can't, sir,
Your recalling faculty isn't very
good, eh?'
Possibly not, sir"
as there anything that you can re-
call?"
which was questioned a great deal by
a lawyer who knew very little. "-Har-
lem Life
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Output Is Not Crippled.

Gold almost worth 56,00o,000 has
been taken out of the mines In the
Cripple Creek district in the last eight
years.
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Tipped on.

81 am accustomed to receiving tip from
customers" said the waiter.
"Oh, really" said the broker. "Well all
right, old chap. Play Rapid Transit!"-
Philadelphia North American.
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A Lesson in Definitions.

Teacher-What is a buttress?
Flossy-A buttress is female butter
maker.-Judos
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-27

Some men who have more money than
brains haven't much money, either.-Atchi-
son Globe.
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15
Seminary Notes.

"Normanna Laget'' has decided to
give program the eleventh Of March
Rev. Estrem conducted religious
services in the chapel Sunday cvening
Jenoie Embretson went home Satur.
day, returning Monday.
a. G. Bornstad was reported sick
last Saturday.
Julia Lyngen had to neglect hel
school work all last week, being sick
Matte Halvorson enjoyed a visi
from one Of her friends, Emma Pehr.
son, last Sunday.
Miss Dah|Sten, one OF last years
students. visited At the Seminary Tues
day.
L. Thorkelson and OIof Huseby
spent Sunday and Monday at theil
homes near Granite Falls.
l.. 0. Thorpe gave a lecture or
Abraham Lincoln Saturday evening
It was we'll attended by students anG
others.
AS Lincoln's 5 birthday occurred or
Sunday this year, school continued
the whole week as usual, no day being
set aside for a celebration.
The "Osseo Society" had a specia
meeting Saturday evening for the pur
pose of making arrangements for the
program to he given ON Washington
birthday.
The Athletic Club had a meeting
Thursday evening, and several new
members were admitted A room it
the north part Of the Seminary build
ing has ben set aside exclusively tol
the club, where it meets every evening
for practice.
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15
Kehmare, N. D.
Editor TRIBUNE:

Editor TRIBUNE:
! have often been asked to write y
description Of this country and it's sur
roundings, and with your permission,
will give my views to the readers OF
the TRIBUNE, since I came here last
May. Up to the Sth Of June it w;t>
very dry, when it commenced to rain,
and after that we had an abundant
supply of rain for maturing the crop.
In fact the season was just as wet as
any I have seen in Minnesota. Our
wheat crop went from five to twenty
five bushels to the acre. Garden stuff
can be raised in abundance. ~ .5y. Il.
{ Some people may have an idea that
this is not the proper place for poo,
people, but think it's just. tile eppp-
site. Your buildings cost practically
nothing and you do not have any
large fuel bills to pay, coal selling at
one do liar per ton.s That is cheaper
than to haul wood from Green Lake,
lldfseea, twsasg nailes and pay one dol
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15
HERE AND THERE.
AS Observed by a Tribune Re-
porter.

Solomon Porter was an Atwater
visitor last week.
Mrs. +. r. Buskirk, of Arizona, is
visiting at the home Of John Costello.
A.. 8. Skapple. of Benson, was in
Willmar last week.
Fred w. Segerstrom tran sacted
business at Kerhoven Thursday, =
Miss Bertha Hasebrook has been
visiting friends in Big Stone county
Miss Edna Peterson, Of Kandiyohi,
visited friends here Saturday.
A few of our young folks attended
the basket social at Kandiyohi Satur-
day evening.
Lieut. Haley is expected home this
week. Mrs. Haley was called to Shak-
opee, by the death of her mother.
Mrs. James Sharpe, of Minneapolis,
has been visiting her daughter, Mrs.
John Williams, the past week.
Mrs. A. L. McCarger and son, OF
Montevideo, visited with Mrs. W.
Burr and family, last week.
Private John Morgan, Of Co. D, has
returned to Camp Mckenzie, after a
two months furlough.
Miss Name O'Brien was down from
GraceyilIe visiting friends over Sun.
day.
The Young Ladies Guild of St.
Luke's church gave tea Saturday
afternoon at the rectory.
A. o. Bryant and wife, of Month
cello, are visiting with Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Minton.
Jesse Wakeman came up from Min
neapolis Saturday to remain over
Sunday with friends.
The Ladies Social Union met with
Mrs. G.. H. Sherwood Tuesday after
noon.
Mrs. Samuel Porter entertained a
number of her lady friends. at her
home asst We ednesa aay. fternoo i.
George Carlin returned Saturday to
St. Paul. to resume his studies, after
spending a vacation at his home in
kandivohi.
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15
asset Anchor. Mrs Moline, = of
Ted her is1l

dsyd, several days the, past week. !
!: ". Mrs. Leota Strandberg and
children, of Willmar, were visiting at
VIM. Eldred's several days last week.
Mrs. Strandberg is a daughter OF
VIM. Edred An east bound
freight in charge of conductor Sheri-
dan was derailed near Montrose Mon
day morning, and sixteen or seventeen
cars, loaded with wheat, oats and bar
ley, were piled up in a heap twenty
five feet high. Most of the cars were
reduced to tooth-pick splinters. The
track was cleared, and the part torn
up. which was q distance of several
rods, was repaired by four O'Clock
in the afternoon, and No. II was en-
ab}ed to pass through. The loss to
the company will probably be $50, 900.
A great deal of grain can be saved
but as it is ell mixed up the loss will
yet be heavy. Most Of the cars were
the new 10 foot cars which hold d thou
sand bushels Of wheat.
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15
Concert.

Grand entertainment at the Seminary
Washington's birthday, Feb p. The
Metropolitan NJ ale Quartette Of Min
neapolis will sing. The best piano
player in Minneapolis will show what
music can be got out Of a Steinway
Grand piano lately purchased by the
Seminary. No better musical pro-
gram has ever been given in Willmar
than the one to be given at the Semi
nary Feb. 2 Program in next week s
TRIBUNE.
'The HeIrer' an Episcopal parish
paper published for the pas. three
years by Rev. D. I. B"otI, nt Wilmar.
with the aid OF u smai! printing outfit
will hereaf'erbe printed at this >Hice
The paper will retain its present size
until the stock and paper now on hand
is exhausted when it will be greatly
enlarged. improved and its sphere
greatly brnadened. Mr.. Booth will
bA editor-in-cnicf and will ye assisted
hy an able staff Nf cuntri ibutors New
PaynesviI|a Press.
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15
August Flower.

"It is a surprising fact" says Prof.
Houton. that in my travels in all
parts OF the world, for the last ten
years, | have met more people hav-
ing used Green's August Flower than
other remedy, for dyspepsia, derauged
liver and stomach. and for constipa-
tion. | find for tourists and sales
men, or for persons filling Office posi-
tions, where headaches and general
bad feeling from irregular habits ex-
ist, that Green's August Flower is a
grand remedy. It does not injure the
system by frequent use, and is excel
!ent for sour stomachs and indiges-
tlon.' Sample bottles free at Carl
son Bros. q Frost. Sold by dealers
in all ciYilized countries.
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15
lar a load for it:


tits reported that there is: no grass
here. Come here and compare our
cattle with your Minnesota ones and
you will be convinced that we have
grass; yes, an abund ance of rich, good
grass, and we don't have to house our
cattle in winter either.
In regard to how the people can get
along here before they have raised a
crop, will say that it's easy compared
with when you are living in circum-
stances where you have to mortgage
your pigs before they are born, almost,
to pay interest with. Come, get a
homestead and be a free man.
In conclusion, I want to- extend the
greetings of this community to the
readers OF the TRIBUNE, and on the
side to the old maids let me whisper.
if you only knew what 10 market there
is for your kind here.
T ArNJrIrP
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15
For Sale.

Three and a half acres of land, one
block north of the w. Hayes property,
near Foot. Lake shore. For particu-
lars inquire Of Martin Sorenson. soft
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15

More precious than pure gold be-
cause it never fails to cure your head
ache, Indigestion, constipation, pim-
pies, bad blood. a great system reg
.uillator. Rocky Mountai Tea. A. E..
M berg, Druggist.
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15
Do YOu Encourage Trusts

BY insuring your property in
''board' companies? Do you not
know that if it were not for the ''mut-
ua}' and mon board" companies
that your Insurance rate would be at
least % per cent more than it is? F.
+. Olney represents a line of non
hoard insurance companies and can
furnish you first class insurance at
less rate than is exacted by the
"board' agencies and it will be to
your advantage to see him as your
policies expire or whenever you want
insurance.
Samuel-Don't figure on marrying a
model wife unless you are mind
reader, and know for certain that she
takes Rocky Mountain Tea. A. E.
Mossberg, Druggist.
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15
Advertised Letters.

Willma', Minn., Feb. 13, 1889.
Burnett, Mrs. George
Cook. Mrs. Carl
Guuld. Miss .
Halverson, Mr.. Joe.
Mcdonald, p. a letters) liz:
.Greveil. Mr.. NJ Martin O. s.,% 49,.
Pratt; Mr.. James ~ Ne ~.
S e STANSBERRY, p. NJ.
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15

pistol. The regiment is still under
arrest without arms, with the excepr
tion of Cos. E and L, doing guard
duty, and Cos. B and K, on provost. 4
BROOKS. "a
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15

Gust Lundstrom, of New London,
has rented the rooms in 0. A. Strom's
building underneath the lodge hall
and will start a restaurant therein in,
the near future, Or just as soon as the
building can be got in shape. .-Kerk-
hoven Banner. ss.... ..--s. a. III =. ~@@
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15
a TRANSLATION.

Hell and gore,
/, Chunk hop, f;tlleralalalala!.
He'll and gore,
Chunk hop, falleralalalala!
Oh! handsome in tea he'll and tar
: Hand in'hell a half fan four,
He'll and gore,
Chunk hop, falleralalalala!
Helan gar, d.. ..
s.:Sjung hopp ftlllerallala!! =
Helan gar, n ~. i.
Siung hopp fallerallala! ~
Och han som inte helan tar. = <.s
Han ei heller halfvan far. .%. =. z..
Helan G; az, !.
sjung hopp Taller allal ..
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15

Remember that Fred w. Segerstrom
sells high grade pianos and organs
cheaper than any one else. 81 If
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15
DR.. Humphreys

Specifics act directly upon the disease,
without exciting disorder in other parts
of the system. They Cure the Sick.
NO. CURES. PRICES.
1-Fevers, Congestions, Inaammations. rs
2-Worms, Worm Fever, Worm Colic... rs
3-Teethins. Collie. Crying, ,Wakefulhess .25
4-Diarrhea, of Children or Adults..... .25
7-COughs. Colds, Bronchitis. .......... rs
S-Neuralgia, Toothache, Faceache....- rs
9-Headache. Sick Headache, Vertigo. .25
1O-Dyspepsia. Indigestion, Weak Stomach. .25
M-suppressed or Painful Periods.... rs
'12-Whites. Too Profuse Periods rs
13-CrOup. Laryneitis, Hoarseness. .. .25
14-salt Rheum. Erysipelas, Eruptions.. rs
15-Rheumatism. Rheumatic Pains...... rs
16-Maldria. Chills, Fever and Ague..... .25
19-Catarrh. Influenza, Cold in the Head rs
2O-WhOOpine.Cous h................... .25
27-Kfdney Diseases Observation-Disclosures. rs
2S-NervOus Debility. ty..,...................1.O 90
3O-Urinary Weakness. Wetting Bed. .25
77-Grip. Hay Fever. ver.................... rs
DR.. Humphreys Manual Of all Diseases at your
druggists or Mailed Free.
,Sold oy druggists or sent on receipt Of price.
humphreys Med. Co.. Cor. William & John Sta,
New York. =. .-f E~I :
Willmar tribune., 1899-02-15

Anyone wishing to buy land inquire
lof Mrss u. 8. Day, Ray mu1d, AlIiiun u
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1899-08-18
LAKE VALLEY NEWS.
The cattlemen are all busy
paying up their debts.

The cattlemen are all busy
paying up their debts.
S. w. Kenton's wife arrived
here from Globe, A. T., last Tues
day. Mr.. Kenton has bought a
ranch hero and expects to become
a permanent resident in the county
John Cox returned from his
trip TO Garden City, Kansas, and
he said he had fine time. He
came very near bringing home
with him beautiful Dutch lassie.
j. II. Latham spent all Of last
week in town attending to some
unfinished business.
Some very encouraging articles
have appeared in eeveral Of our
late newspapers in regard to the
goat az mutton. DR.. W. s. De-
voa Of the Bureau Of Animal
Industry, has said to tho reporters
of the Cincinnati Enquirer and the
ST. Louis Republic Goats are
certainly qaile free from disense,
are tat and make excellent eating
OF course the very common billy
gont would have a tendency to he
strong and have q bad odor," This
is very true Of billy Rnnt, but the
common ram would be just as bad,
ard we will al hail the day when
cos's can be coll in the market ne
as sheep. The butchers Of
st. Louis have been selling goat
meat fer mutton and some one has
reported il, and pow they have to
sproify whether they are selling
genuine mutton or goat meat. The
butchers now claim that goat meat
sells better on its own merits than
il did when substituted for mutton.
They claim that yonng kids IRE
even better than lambs and are
very much 10 demand by the fnncy
'rade. We are in position to know
hat there is absolutely no differ
'nce between goats and sheep as a
'ood, and we know that disease
seldom If eyer comes into flock OF
goats. They live Oh the same food
hat deer are 80 ford OF and there
s no fiuer meat on earth than good
veuison. We hope our eastern
brethren will take this matter up
md try and help US create de
nand for an article which can be
'len'ifuliy supplied by the western
ta!es and territories. NED.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1899-08-18
NOT OUR LLEWELLYN.

Says the Santa Te New Mexican,
Last evening q dispatch was re.
ceived in this city which stated
that James Llewellyn Big Jim
who enlisted in the 4th regime Mt
for New Mexico" killed two police
mon at Denver Saturday night
The dispatch also stated that Il q
father of James Llewellyn had
been agent at the Mescalero
agency at one tims
A dispatch received from Gin.
ton LleweDlyn at Las Cruces by
Ralph MoFie last night stated that
his brother Morgan Llewellyn had
been a month in the San Andres
mountains looking after his faith
er's mines and therefore the
Llewellyn mentioned in the dis
patch from Denver cannot be one
Of the grown up sons OF Major
Llewellyn OF Las Cruces, who was
at one time agent at the Mes calero
agency.
Clinton and Morgan Llewellyn
have many friends in this city who
all say that it ls impossible that
either OF them committed deed
like that ascribed to JHmes Llew-
ellyn. Morgan served in tho
Rough Riders in troop H, under
Capt. Curry, and WAS mustered out
a sergeant. He played full back
on the Agricultural College team
last year and Is tall and Of power
fnl build. He is about 20 years OF
age Clinton 10 two years older,
and served as one OF the clerks of
The last legislature. He, too, Is
tall and Of powerful bald.
The pub!ished list Of New
Mexico recruits for the oath regi-
meut does not show the name Of
IlewelIyn.
Later ellineton G. Llewellyn,
Il 34:h Infantry. form-r Cuban
who has killed 10 men.
Is the murderer. lie wAs captured
but escared, ard has since Graded
/. s..~ypYery.
Sierra County advocate. [volume] (Kingston, N.M.) 1884-1960, 1899-08-18
mond dry ore concentrating mill,
over at Cold Springs, will be COM
pleted dy to: morrow evening.


pleted dy o:morrow evening.
Webster Il Parker. OF the
great Lookout mine, expect to
make $1,000 shipment of ore to
the FL Paeo smelter next Monday.
Kaolin. or China clay, is not
uncommon in ths Hillsboro dis.
trict 1t is found in several locali-
ties, principally near the Hillsboro
gold placers. Most clay results
from the decomposition of field
spars in gsanitic or volcanic rocks
Iron manifests its presence by i'm
parting a red, yellow or drab tint;
with pure or white feldspar, and
no iron. the clay is Of milky
wbiteuess and is kaohn. Chinese
was made from de.
composed felspathic porphyry
dykes. The Hillsboro clay men
toned is made by the decomposi
ton by solfataric and other aque-
ons action of the flows of volcanic
rhyolite.