The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-09-09
MIXED UP.
Everythfng Of Local Form To be
Found That 10 OF Interest.
MONDAY.

Abe Byas was reelected ~janitor of
the Lincoln public school.
We have a man in this town, and
he is holding an Office by the grace of
God and Republican office holders,
who says we have no decent news
papers in this town. We want to tell
this smart Aleck that the editor of
the DEMOCRAT was never hauled home
on a dray, but he has printed notices
to the saloon keepers, ordered by
a woman not to sell her husband
that liquid juice that makes fools of
Democrats.
Don't forget if you use Putnam
Fadeless Dyes you don't have to send
for a package for wool and one for
cotton. Each package colors all
fbers. Sold by w. II. Coerver. 1t
An old colored minister informed
his congregation that if they expected
to ''git up dem golden stairs" they
must climb, land dat mighty hard,
for" said he, ''de ~yellevater done
stopped runnin' sence de DAYS of
Lijah."
The financial statement of the Build
ing and Loan Association published
elsewhere in this paper makes a good
showing. We have the best Building
and Loan Association in the State.
Stay that barking by useing Ballard
Horehound Syrup. 1t arrest the
cough, allays irritation of the throat,
and relieves CONGESTION of the lungs
in a day. 1t is safe and pleasant. to
take, and never disapoints.
SO cents. ben. Miller. 25nd
Charley Huebel was reelected jani-
tor OF the Lorimier public school.
The Board of Education has agreed
to learn Mr.. Huebel the painters
trade free of charge.
The Board of Education, at its
meeting the other night, agreed to
learn the j~anitor of the Lorimier
school the painters trade. There is
nothing small about the members of
our Board of Education. They are
all latin scholars.
Small precautions often prevent
great mischiefs. DeWitt's Little Early
Risers are very small pills in size. but
are most effective in preventing the
most serious forms of liver and stom-
ach troubles. They cure constipation
and headache and regulate the bow
els. VIM. II. Coerver.
An exchange reports that it receiv-
ed the following communication from
one of its patrons: ''Send me a few
copies of the paper which had the
obituary and verses about the death
of my child a month or two ago. You
will please publish the enclosed clip
ping about my niece's marriage. and
| wish you would mention in your
columns, if it don't cost anything,
that | am going to have a public sale
and will rent part of my farm: also
that have a few extra calves to sell
at public auction. Send me a few
copies of the paper this week: but as
my time is out you may stop my pa
per, as times are too hard to waste
money on a newspaper"
Uriah Jones, Hezekian Brown and
John Peter Smith will testify to the
wonderful curative properties of DR..
Simmons Cough Syrup. Sample bot
ties free. Satisfaction or money re-
unded. For sale by allduggists.
To the order of the Circuit Court,
ordering the purchasers OF the st.
Louis, Cape Girardeau and Fort
Smith railroad to pay over to the
commissioner on or before the 10th
day of October, thirty-five thousand
dollars, Judge Rombauer filed a bill
of exceptions, and of course the
money will not be paid over. Judge
Rombauer is no amateur in the prac-
tice of law.
The City Boss had hands out this
morning cutting weeds. When the
weeds are cut the snakes will leave
town.
DR.. Simmons Sarsaparilla effect
ually aids weak, impaired and debili-
atted organs of both Its action
is quick and lasting. Fifty cents and
so doses.
Our doctors say there is more sick
ness than usual for this season of the
year.
The Cape Brewery and Ice Company
is making ice to supply this market
and IA surplus to ship too
w. H. Bohnsack went home sun
day night and left the key of his store
n the door.
Bill Geldmacher has Il brand new
baby at his house. 1t is a girl. of
course.
The "Bicyclist's Best Friend" i, Il
familiar name for DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve, always ready for cmer-
gencies. While a specific for piles. il
also instantly relieves and cures cuts,
bruises. salt rheum. eczema and all
affections of the skin. Ii never fails
VIM. II. Coerver.