The Yale expositor., 1899-11-03
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Prices preach. Call at The Racket
and see what q dollar will buy.
We will soon know whether the
open winter prophets are telling the
truth.
The SHAKESPEARE Club meets with
Miss La Retta Eftrick next Monday
evening.
Ballentine has filled this weeks ad
with money savers for the people.
Try them.
James Adams, who has moved to
the Sanderson farm near Memphis,
was in Yale oyer Sunday.
Charley Sloat, who has resided near
Roseburg, has moved TO his fathers
farm three miles n orth of Yale.
Invitations are out for the wedding
of Jennie Palmer and Joe Beckton,
of Caro-. The date is Wednesday,
Nov. 8, 1899.
Frank Elliott, of Sanilac Centre,
drives the stage between Yale and
Peck now, having purchased Champ
Bradley's interest.
Cold weather is coming, but who
cares when you can get extra warm
and fancy comfortables almost given
to you at Ballentine's.
Did they "halloweeneyou?" Well, be
thankful for the honor. In the days
of our boyhood newly married cou-
pie who did not get bell-horning, had
to be very low down trash.
George Mann is home from Sanilac
Centre. George thinks the alluvial
richness of the Hale region is indeed
marvellous, but he prefers to stay on
solid ground during the rainy season.
On Thursday. Friday and Saturday
of last week the rain came down in the
good old fashioned way. But it was
all right and will do good in filling
wells and cisterns, and preparing the
ground for fall blowing.
The new dental rooms recently pur-
chased by DR.. p. G.. Lathrop, have
undergone thorough repairing and
identifying. In fact the place is so
nice that we almost think it would be
perfectly delicious to git down in the
chair and have few teeth pulled.
Doc Clyne borrowed gun last Mon
day and HE'D himself to where the
uimble squirrels and funny pheasvnts
and such like things are. Doc. want
ed to be dead sure of killing some
thing for it would meyer do to come
home with an empty game-bag. His
genius was equal to the emergency.
In place of common shot, he charged
the gun with pills of his own manu-.
facture and the result was wholesale
slaughter.
Sandy Ferguson has gone into the
discovery business. This time he has
found what thousands of men have
lost their lives and many millions OF
money in searching for-the north
pole. Sandy says he does not pretend
to be exact as to the matter OF odd
inches, but he is dead sure of the 10.
cation-due north of Yale. We are
glad the discovery is at last made and
all suspense removed. And now if Ed
Fead will only go there to run bank
and manage the waterworks, we think
the place will grow right smart.
The Editor is absent on his annual
hunting vacation, and in his absence
has left The Expositor in charge of the
Devil. If the Editor will only stay
away long enough to give the Deyil
due chance, something may happen
ere he returns 1t may be good gris
of libel suits, or wrecked Office. He
may even be ierked home by lightning
to be in time to ses the dying agonie:
of the paper he so recently left in the
bloom of health and prosperity. In
that case, the undertaker's bill, and
Grape sufficiently expressive, may
prove his financial ruin.
A farewell party was held last even
ing by the numerous friends of Will
Lennon and wife. The presence of sc
many old associates at this gathering
proves the old adage true that the
friendly will not lack friends. 1t II
also a testimony of the esteem in
which Mr.. and Mrs. Lennon are held in
Yale circles. There was Joy in the
meeting, the Joy which true friends
must ever have; but there was also 9
sadness in the final greeting-farewell
No doubt many new friends will be-
found by this worthy couple; but they
will never find better friends than
those they are severed from. Doubt
less in that new and distant land, they
will have now and again the vision OF
loved faces in Yale.
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