The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-02-22
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Occupation keeps US from think
ing of what we would rather do.
Always provide for the worst
the best is able to provide for itself.
Drinking may induce general
good feeling, but the good feeling ism
there next morning.
- People Of tact never irritatc a
pcssimist By telling him that he looks
happy
The man who wear, wig always
puts false construction upon his own
thoughts.
Woman likes man to smoke, be-
cause then she gets good convcrsa-
tlonal chance at hm.
y horse eats nine times its weight
III one year Il COW ninr times. aud an
OK -ix times.
The man who has never done
anything foolisl should watcl himself
well until he is dead
When i woman admit, She is
wron. her husband gets scared and
thinks she is going t. die.
- There arc 1860 graves Of Confcd-
crate soldiers on the Rock Island. llli-
nois, arsenal grounds
= The length OF thc worlds rail
way is more than IL times the cir
cumicrcncc Of the cartl. at the equator.
- The whole family feels injured
when woman comes home from her
sewing society and says she didn't
hear any news.
liavc purpose in life and hav
ing 1t. throw into your work such
strength Of mind and muscle as God
has given you.
= Between 1000 and 5000 pounds
OF plug tobacco are yearly furnished
to the penitcntiary inmates Of Missis-
sippi.
Irregular bowel movements lead to
chronic constipation. Prickly Ash
Bitters is reliable system regulator;
cures permanently. Sold by Evans
Pharmacy.
= y young lady in Philadelphia
broke an engagement because her
young man refused to shave off his
mustache. She knew what hurt her.
Conscience is like the sun dial If
you let the truth shine upon it, it will
point you right; but you may cover it
over so that no truth can fall upon it.
and then it will lead you astray.
= In the reign of Queen Mary,
sluarctoed shoes we're the fashion.
Men took to wearing them so broad
that proclamation was issued re-
stricting their breadth to six inches
square at the toes.
- Traces Of the bicycle arc found
as far back as the Fifteenth century.
In fact, Egyptian figures found on
obelisks mounted on two wheeled vc-
hiclcs, show they had some idea Of the
vclocipcde.
- There is town in the far west
named Aquarium the postmaster
name is Fish, the name of the mayor
is Scales, and Water street is the
principal thoroughfare.
Bright disease is more dreaded by
physicians than any of the serious
disorders with which they have to
deal, because of it's insidious and NAL
ignant character. If prompt action
were taken when headaches, urinary
disorders, digestive troubles first ap-
pear much suffering and sorrow would
be avertcd. Prickly Ash Bitters will
quickly stop the spread CT the disease,
quiet the inflammation, heal the kid
neys and bladder, strengthen and
regulate the liver, and drive poisons
and impurities out of the system by
cleansing the bowels. Sold by Evans
Pharmacy.
= Fred Scobl", prosperous mer-
chant Of Washington. Ind., upon re-
tiring at night, complained Of severe
pain in his face ard head. After
time he fell asleep. In the morning
the pain had disappeared; but upon
making his toilet he discovered that
his hair had turned white, in which
condition it still remains Many of
his friends did not recognize him, so
startling was the change. Mr.. Scoble
is unable to account for the sudden
change.