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The true northerner., 1899-08-09
\ LONG FELT WANT.
IL L. Supplied i'm This Vicinity mt
Last.


1t is hard to always be pleasant.
Good-natured people are often irri-
table
If you knew the reason you would
not be surprised.
Ever have itching Piles?
Not sick enough to 90 to bed or not
well enough to be content
Nothing will annoy You so.
The constant itching sensation.
Hard to bear, harder TO get relief
Keeps you awake nights.
Spoils your temper-nearly drives
you crazy.
Isn't relief and cure a long felt want :?
1t is 10 be had for everyone in Doan's
Ointment
Doan's Ointment never fails to cure
Itching Piles, eczema, or any itching
of the skin.
Here is proof of it at the testimony
of an Ann Arbor citizen:
Mr.. c. c. Church. of $50 South Sew
enth street, Ann Arbor, now retired
from the active duties of life, says:
Il have no hesitation in recommend
ing Doan's Ointment. TO anyone re-
quiring a healing and soothing prep
aration it will prove invaluable. 1 suf-
fered for years from itching hemor-
| rhoids, and though | tried everything
/ could hear of and used remedies pre-
| scribed by scores of friends 1 was un-
able to obtain permanent relief until
my attention was called to Doan's Oint-
ment. | was somewhat surprised after
the second application to notice what
a different effect il had from anything
L had hitherto used. Encouraged /
used it strictly according TO directions
and in a surprisingly short length of
time, when you take into account the
number of years / was afflicted, the
irritation ceased and the inflammation
was allayed. When Doan's Ointment
cured me il will cure others"
Doan's Ointment for sale by all deal
ers. Price. 80 cents. Mailed by Fos-
ter-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y. Sole
agents for the L. S. Remember the
name Doan's and take no substitute.
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
Alnena.

Mrs. Van Auken has sister visiting
her from Olivet.
Gage Buell., Mrs. Mary Masten and
Mr.. Geo Brown are on the sick list.
A goodly number of people from this
place took advantage of the excursion
rates on the S. III. q f. and enjoyed a
pleasant day at the lake.
The funeral of Mrs Abbott, whose sud
den death was mentioned in last weeks
Northerner, was held at the M. e. church;
burial at the Almena cemetery.
Mrs. Mary Stafford was called to Kala-
mazoo very suddenly last week by the
severe illness of her son Lewis, but at
this writing he is slowly improving.
The true northerner., 1899-08-09

Mrs. James Potts has filed a claim for
5000 against the village for damages
received from fall caused by defective
sidewalk at the point where School St.
intersects st. Marys st. The accident,
which occurred on the evening of May
%, caused confusion of the left shoulder.
Mrs Potts has employed Attorney T. j.
Cavanaugh of Paw Paw, and A. L. Moul-
ton will represent the village. The claim
will be brought before the village board
at its regular meeting next Monday even
ing and if satisfactory settlement is not
made the village will be made defendant
in suit for damages. Decatur Re-
publican.
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
HAPPY NEWS TO
SUFFERING PEOPLE.

Are you sick? Do yOu suffer from
lack of appetite, headache, catarrh in the
lungs or any lung trouble, heart trouble,
rheumatism, female diseases or any pri-
vate disease, and do you want to get
we'll? Then write to the INTERNATIONAL
MEDICAL Co., of Chicago, Illinois, the
oldest institution of this kind, which has
cured thousands of people already, and
made them happy and gay, and you will
surely get cured too. Our staff of ply
sicians include some of the most eminent
of America and Europe. The full medi-
cal board, in consultation. on meeting
assembled, examine all facts submitted
in connection with every case and from
the conclusions reached, determine upon
the treatment needed. Write quick.
All letters will be treated promptly and as con-
hdential matters. Correspondence in all kinds OF
languages:
Our Anti-Rheumatoin against Rheu-
matism and Bloodenricher for purifying
and making blood, stand unsurpassed.
Attach &c stamp for prompt answer. Write ad-
dress and name distinctly.
INTERNATIONAL MEDICRL CO.,
Station "a" Chicago, Illinois.
Mention this Paper. lz3ooI7oz3I6
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
A FIELD FOR ENTERPRISE.
Russia Offers Better Returns to
American Trade Than Do south
American Countries.

"For the last five years" writes Vice
Consul-General Hanauer at Frankfort,
"our National Association of Manufac-
turers in the United States and other
trade associations and steamship and
transportation lines have directed their
efforts towards increasing our trade
with Latin-America. While L indorse
all attempts to increase our exports, L
believe an equal amount of money, time
and energy expended upon furthering
our trade relations with the Russian
empire would prove more profitable.
Russia has not only much larger
population than Latin-America, thus af-
fording a wider market, but the en-
,pire offers the best and most profitable
field for our promoters of railway, cleo
tric and other enterprises; for the con-
struction of waterworks and drainage
systems, building streets and canals,
works in iron, making dry docks and
harbors and opening mines. Ameri-
cans have the most favorable chances
to employ their capital and skill in
Russia, as the people of that country
are rather jealous of Europeans, who
figure in the role of pioneers, whereas
they have no fear of American assist
ance in developing the resources of their
country. / would recomend my coun-
trymen TO go east and employ their
talent, time, money and energy in Rus
sia, which will return them. ample COM
pensation."
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
Sale of Works of French Authors.

Of Emile Zola's works 10000 copies
are sold yearly on the average; of AL
phonse Daudet's, 10000; of Octave
Feuillet's, $4,000; of Pierre Lofts and
Georges Ohnet's. $4,000 each; of Lu-
dovic Halevy's, 100000; of Guy de Maui
PEASANTS, $4,000; of Paul Bourgeois, 35,-
900; $4,000 copies is the annual average
for the works of the De Goncourts, and
5000 each for those of Gyp, Catulle
Mendes, Marcel Provost, Andre Theuri-
ct and Francois Coppee.
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
A pMuNIsTRAroR,s SALE In tn,

n matter of the estate of James Moore, de-
ceased. Notice is hereby given, that by virtue of
license granted to me by the Probate Court for the
county of Van Buren,, state of Michigan, will sell
at public vendue to the highest bidder at the front
door of the post Office in the Village of Breedsvile,
Van Buren, County, Michigan, on the 18th day of
August, eighteen hundred and ninety-nine, at two
O'Clock in the afternoon, all the right, title and i'm
erest of the said estate of James Moore. deceased
in and TO the following described real estate to-wit
The northwest quarter ~ of the northeast quart
er (H of section No. thirty-four 3a) In town one n
south Of range No. fifteen 15 west In the State Of
Michigan.
MARTIN @. DEJAGER.
Administrator of said deceased,
with the will annexed.
Dated June 2sth, 1899. l23I1t7
The true northerner., 1899-08-09

AGENTS WANTED-For THE LIFE AND
Achievements of Admiral Dewey" the worlds
greatest naval hero. BY Murat Halstead. the life
long friend and admirer of the nations idol. Big
gest and best book over 500 pages, sxIo inches
nearly 100 pages halftone illustrations Only 81 So
Enormous demand. Big commissions. Outfit
free Chance of lifetime. Write quick. The
Dominion Company sd Floor Caxton Building
Chicago. fo6tI6ozo
The true northerner., 1899-08-09

AGENTS WANTED-For 1.-THE LIFE AND
Achievements of Admiral Dewey" the world 5
greatest naval hero. BY Murat Halstead, the life
long friend and admirer of the nations idol. Big
gest and best book; over 500 pages, SxIo inches;
nearly pages haftone illustrations Only 81 so.
Enormous demand. Big commissions. Outfit
free. Chance of lifetime. Write quick. The
Dominion Company Sd Floor Caxton Building,
Chicago. lo5tI6o2o
The true northerner., 1899-08-09

"Have you heard any encouraging
news?" asked one Filipino chieftaln.
NO. answered the other. I'VE can't
AFFORD any more encouraging news.
Agoncillos telegraph tolls have been
altogether too heavy."-Washington
Star
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
Try Aliens Foot Ease.

powder 10 be shaken into the shoes. At this
season your feet feel swollen, nervous and hot,
and get tired easily lfyou have smarting feet
tight shoes, try Aliens Foot-Ease. 1t cools the
feet and makes walking easy. Cures swollen and
sweating feet, blisters and calous spots. Relieves
corns and bunions of all pain and gives rest and
comfort Try itf0-day. Sold by all druggists and
shoe stores for 25c. Trial package FREE. Ad-
dress, Allen S. Olmstead, Leroy, n. Y.
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
ORDER FOR NEARING CLAIM

Y State OF Michlgan, County OF Van Buren,
Notice is hereby given, that by order of
Probate Court for the county of Van Buren, IN
on the 18th day of July, A. ID. 1899, six morf
from that date allowed for creditors to prese
their claims against the estate of lra Fostt
late of said county, deceased, and that all cred
tors of said deceased required TO present the
claims to said probate court, at the probate office,
the village of Paw Paw for examin alton and allow
ance or before the 18th day of January, A. D. 1900
and that such claims will be heard before said
Monday, the 10th day of October, AID. 1S99 and
Monday, the 18th day of January, A. ID. 1900, at
O'Clock in the forenoon of each of those days.
Dated, July1lth, A. D., 1899. (23i2t5o1yy'
JAMES II. JOHNSON, Judge of Probate. '
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
Does Coffee Agree With You .

If not, drink Grain-O-made from pure grains.
lady writes The first time | made Grain-O |
did not like il but after using il for week moth
ing would Induce me to 90 back TO coffee" 1t
nourishes and feeds the system. The children can
drink II freely with great benefit. Ii is the strength
ening substance Of pure grains. Geta package to-
day from your grocer. I5c. and 2Sc.
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
A VIII fn He urnLen

A Hartford Comm man left 81 ,oOo,-
600 TO be expended in obtaining proofs
that the soul of man is not immortal.
The Chicago-Times Herald thinks it
ought 70 be easy enough for the heirs
10 break that will.
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
Drink Grain-O

After you have concluded that you ought not to
drink coffee 1t is not medicine but doctors oIder
it, because is healthfu invigorating and appetiz
ing. 1t is made from pure grains and has that rich
seal brown color and like the finest grade of
coffee and costs about a as much. Children thrive
on II because il is a genuine food drink containing
nothing but nourishment IS and zSc.
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
Mean Enough TO Steal Into Heaven.

Somebody broke into Wakefield On.
~ church the other night and stole
the pulpit Bible. That thief would prob
ably steal into Heaven, says the Chica-
go Times-Herald, il he got half
chance.
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
Her Theory.

what makes young Mr.. Bught wear
his hair SO long?" said Maud.
"Oh, 1t ISN'T his fault. poor hoy"
replied Miss Cayenne. ''He has been
lionized SO much he doesn't feel COM
Portable without name. Washing
ton Star.
The true northerner., 1899-08-09

Itching piles? Never mind if everything
else failed to cure you. Try Doan's Oint-
ment. No failure there. 80 cents at any
drug store.
The true northerner., 1899-08-09

Ordinary household accidents have no
terrors whan there is bottle of Thomas
Electric Oil in the medicine chests. 1t
heals burrs. cuts, bruises, sprains. In
stant relief
The true northerner., 1899-08-09

One Minute Cough Cure quickly cures
obstinate summer coughs and colds. 81
consider it most wonderful medicine
quick and safe. w. w. Merton, May
hew, Wis. f.. b. Longwell
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
necf Snrnr.

This years production of beet sugar
In the United States is estimated at
$4,000 tons from $4,000 acres. This
is fourfold increase in one year.
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
In the Same General Direction.

IN the Same General Direction.
"If you won't stand up and fight"
yelled the American soldier, throw
down your arms and surrender
"You make me tired!' painted the
Filipino.
And he kept on running
The true northerner., 1899-08-09

And large circle of the sincere friends
will join in the good wishes expressed
by the author of the poem.
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
Too Mlch For Him.

you're very fond of beer, amt
you, Wearv"
"Well, ! thought | was till a feller
offered ne n keg Of ii If I'd carry it
two blocks"
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
ORDER FOR HEARING G

~ state OF Michigan, county OF an
Notice is hereby given, that by an orGe
bate court for the county of Van Bure
OIL the 25th day of July, A. ID. 1899,
from that date were allowed for credf
sent their claims against the estate
Andrews late of said county, deceased, a
creditors of said deceased are required
their claims TO said probate court. at tb
Office in the village of Paw Paw, for exa
and allowance, on or before the 29th day
ary, A. D, 1900, and that such claims will
before said court, on Monday, the 23d day
ber A. ID. 1899, and Oh Monday, the 29th day
uary, A. ID. 1890, at ten O'Clock in the forei
eacn OF those days.
Dated, July 25th A. D., 1899. 2.
JAMES II. JOHNSON
Juuge OF Pr
The true northerner., 1899-08-09
We pay So to So a day

and give valuable presents to our workers. Write
for particulars. HUMANE ALLIANCE, New York.
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GgfurFuu fur SsimRattsiu&enbs.

Im 20 Suni, am 4. unb IS. gull, am 1.
unb 10. auauit unb am 8. uub 10. Septem-
Der wiro bic Chicago @rsot @etern gabu
Biuete fir Observation-Disclosures gum 8srtaui
baben mad ueri4ieSeneu Punftsn i'm Sibsn,
Weften urb Norbipelten gum Qreiie elmer
6dbrt plus 50. 90 fir bic Runbrsils. Oie
Siuete iiuo auf 81 Ease pom Gage bes Ser.
taufss iir bic 6unbreils sIltis. I'm nGbers
&ustrnit in Sstreii Der 8siie,iele Don Seims
itGtteiu9enoer, iowis in gstreii Der Sabrs
prsiis ETC., ipred man bel irssnb einem
assntsu Der rWtaple gsaf" 'Giisubabu por
ober ruenoe iih all s 8 Serb 9eul Bali.
agent unb &idst gSsnt, 113 gbams StraBs,
Chicago, 81.
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@isrtes Stodwsri i'm Saut Il Suluranee.
@ebauoe, DUBUQUE, Sa.
Cs- @ir iprs4sn psutid. III
Wtilpaufee & ct. Yaul
Giienbabu.

Tabrplan in Kraft g,tretsu an, 10. Wdr,
1899. gabnbof Ode 4. uno 9lapsS traBs.
SidstsS iies 697 Wtains Straee.
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GTcurFnnss1iuet

limb tasli9 ;u babeu at ausn Stationen Der
Chicago @rsat Weitern Sabn nab Seupsr,
COLORADO Sprinss pueblo uub @Ienmoob
Springs 3u isbr mabissm Brsiie. Wan
wenbe iib al Z, 9. Ross, Gubuqusr asent
Der ,Wapls asaf Routs", ober oil 4. $. Gorb
Sen. 9aii. asent, il8 gbams Str, @bis
cage 81. 80ispta
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Gaxeaa,a.rper- esdFet&ts, pterstaa. nem 20. AuemIt 1899:

wv ""
r%idtebrenb, our aD9tn): rSagen Sic,
Gina, ipie bat benn mein Wann selebt,
10 lanse i9 fort Dor9"
&D9tn: 80, i9 iage S6nen, Mabds
me. Der bat befoblen = man bat grab
semeint, er mar Der Serr i'm Sauis!!"
y r
8eIu6: .Sa, mein ainb, tpenn mir
tobt finb, bann perpeien mir, Biz
i9liebli9 ni6ts me6r BON uns ba it,"
DER tlsine Sans (Sobn bes Saus
ies): r0as lit Ai Sbnen aber uidt Der
San, !Ssrr MiiGer."
8eiu9: r9epis, metn Go6n. Mars
um ioa i9 baDou peri6pnt blsibeng"
Der feline Cams: Sra, Wama idst
INNER, Sic ss1Srtsn gu bsnsu, bic ME
ale tperben."
lieutenant: vWas baben 3amerab
bod nit an ben tleiuen Qnbenten aus
Der SungseielenSeit ssma9t2"
premier<2 lieutenant: Dem Seuer
i~iberseben; nur 2oden babe psrtpertbet
unb mir bamit Sopbu pOlitsrn latent"
=
Softor Z. fommt einmal ni6t re6ts
aeitis our Sii9geieli6aft. .parbon,
meine Serren. aber i9 bate pieber
f9redli9 niel gu tbun 80. meine pas
tienten perben mid nod tSbten."
Die Sii9seielidaft: Damn se>
f4ieRt Dir gana re&t; es muB bod cine
8erseltung auf Grben seben."
Batter: nMit metnsm Sungen, benz
Gris, lit gar nt6t mebr ausSutommen;
i'd peib ni4t, pie i9 linn feline llnar>
ten absetpDbnen tdnn."
Der Sntel: vWas 1T ba lanse gu
ii~bsrIessna Sa mubt TIN iibsrlsssn!'
Sobn: r0u, @ater, tpas 1T sissnts
LID e Gsnferen39"
Batter: r9d pirb INNER aus
s'ma4t, mo- iie's nd9ite neal tpisber
a'iammentommen!"
STUDENT mad benz aommers):
~Wie mub nun erit .Gaut" gu Muibe
sepeien fein, als i'm der Meni9beit
sunss Summsr" srfabts!!"
Reiienber: rS9affnsr, ss TT ia tein
etnaiger plab mebr fret -. usberz
baupt iinb bel ipl9em peripnenans
brans piel 81 psnts Masen sinssitsut."
S4affuer: nWasen limbs nit q
tpents - paHasisrs iinb's 8 bell"
y \
@atsr: rSie6' Sans, tpie lieb limb
sdrtli9 @ret4en nit mir lit, pGbrenb
Su, abi4sulider Sunse, es taum Der
Miibe tpertb finbeit. MIR sutsn 2lbenb
gu piinf9sn!"
Sans: SD bab' aber audi bas Sinz
tenfab ni4t iiber Define Bidder gee
i9ittst!"
Sntel: .Weinem lebten Brief an
Did bate i8 einen 5infmarifdsin
beiselest!!"
Stubioius (auf 5erienbefu9): go,
Sntelten -. i9 mar i9pn re9t Be-
iorgt I'm Did, neil Oh nur fold
i4paaes 2ebensaeiaen bon Dir seses
benz"
nWie baben sic ss nun fertig aez
bra4t, Serr Doctor, bab ii9 bic hide,
trGge 5rau Wamperl 10 pisl 9etpssung
md9te9"
sd t6eilte ibr tGsli9 cine Wenge
8ebeimnife nit, unb ba lit fie bon
friih biz fpGt BEL ibrsn iGmmtli6en
gerpanbten uuo 9etannten bsrumses
laufen!"
n
gr: rWie biel bait Su mitaenomz
men, S4uB9"
sic 0oibalterstu9tsr): ~saus
Ienb!"
Gr: nS6aler2"
Sic: ~gaein -. 9rsipfsnnismar.
FEM"
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spab mub audi icin.

SR. n1llp, Ou WuBI peW OllB
dber etnmal orbentli4 bic SADIE aus
tlopfen!"
Gr: pWas bat benin Der Sunse i9on
pieber setban. Min9en9"
Sic: nQ6, err 1T fiir6terli9 fred
unb commdnbirt Sebermann berum,
als tpenn er bier Serr i'm Sauie
pGre."
gr: rNa, Min9en. laK' ben tleinen
&erl nur %gefpGbren - penn er erit
NAL perbeiratbet lit, pirb ibm feline
5rau bas i9nea genus absepObnen."
n y
SRI. @lt6ers: vWie alt mar benin eis
gentli9 meins gOuiins CLARA, als iie
ftarb2"
Sruu 9lltbera: r2aH' mai ieben.
Sm = CLARA foar ettpu flint Sabre oft.
als tie iturb, unb 1T iebt an bic fiinfz
unb aipanais Sabre toot. alio pars tie
iebt etpa -"
SRI. althera: uNeunsebn!!"
n y *
9ait: rSbr Sunb idnappt INNER
na6 meinem Safenbraten."
Wirtb: rWtFen sic, bas TT bic
alte 5einoi6uft; bic 8eiosn BADEN fi4
ME pertragen tOnnen."
X \
Mil6bGnbler (ber tpessn panti9es
rel gu 100 Mart perurtbeilt tpurbe, su
ieiner Srau): r0u, .@lfe, isst beibt's
aber, feit Daf1er 'neinidiitten. bis mir
Die bunoert Mart Strafe pieber 'rauss
bab'n!"
Wirt6: Isle, tpenn sic no6mals
meme 8abe in ben S9pan5 t~neifen,
penn elm !Serr 9aienbraten beitellt, 10
foaen Sic NAL ieb'n!"
Selbft i'm beibeiten Wetter bleiber
mir ni9t bon rbsumatif9en S9meraen
peri9ont, aussenommen burd bic Inz
penbung bon ct. Sdtobs Del, peldes
su alien Soften unb S~abresaeiten ii9er
uno ianea beilt.
9eumte: mSsit mann iinb Sic cine
Wittpe?"
Srau: Set mein Mann ssitorbsn
TT, 9srr &esiftrator."
vWas baben sic benn iebt fir cine
9ei9dftisuns2"
sd reiie our 3sit nit einsm srOs
BEN Cirrus"
r0a BADEN sic pobI iebr idpere
@rbeit2"
Rein, i9 babe fat ear Nifts gu
tbun. Sd brauae nur stpsimal tGsliG
msinen &opf in ben Ra4en pss aOpen
gu legen."
nQuf benz Monbe, nsin Rinb, 1T
4lles tpbt unb Dbe."
nIber, papa - es gibt bod audi
WOnotdlber!"
9oliaiit: Isle BADEN Ioeben in benz
Sauie oss Serrn Gommer3ienratbs sez
bettelt!"
8ettler: r9ebettelt9 Ree, teen Sc
bante! Sd babe nit benz !Serrn goms
mer5ienrat5 bios iiber ssns anIsibs unz
~
Barber (5u einem Bauer, Der, pG6z
renb er ibn rafirt, furdtbar ieufSt unb
lamentirt): rWas baben Sic benin 10
gu trd65en9 (9etroffsn.) Satra, iebt
bah i4 In 8eoanten itatt's HaiirmeIs
Ter. mei'n 8ub'n fei' - 2aubids' ers
pif9t!!"
Mabame: .Wie fDnnen Sic su eli
nsr Wabriagerin seben; bas 1T ia bod
ales S9pinbelei!!"
Oienitmdo9en: 80 nein, Mabam,
lie bat geiagt, bab mein 9rGutisam
germ aeberpurit ibt, unb pas itimmt
aana senau!"
Der tleine Baron: ,Su, mir iteben
i'm 8ptbaf6en 3alenber!"
profehors Glfe: LIMB mir i'm Gpnz
periations> 2eriton-oas lit bebeutenb
bider!"
9erperber: sd erlaube mir alio
no9mals bic 5rase - tunn i9 Sbre
So4ter als 5rau erbalten9"
@ater: rSa, liebsr Serr, bas mill
fen Sic bod an beiten piKen, Oh sic
cine 5rau erbalten tOnnen."
X n
Sausfrau gum 0ienitmdb6en, bas
Die @ier Su bart getp9t batte): .SDs
rem sic, Minna, ndditens to9sn Sic
Die gier nit Der lbr."
Sas MGohen nidt, uno ipirft ipGs
ter bei'm Gierto6en gu ben giern bic
llbr in ben Sopf.
n \ =
nSier elm Selssramm - Sbr Rsffe
lit seitOrben."
Wlter Snfel: ,Sm, bd min err pphl
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YfinneIofa,
nSrbl. Soma uub 8 Is 9m 8 35 gtm
Satota 0uutten IL 55 9tm - 40 gsn
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al cleH, SeI8ueHe
Sunse Srau (pslher bas @Hen ans
sebrannt ill.,: nSsute sibt's - sibt's
- sibt's -
Gbemann: rRa, laB muir, i4 riede
ben sratsn i4on!"
SDrterfrau: m0entsn sic. liebe
| Sreunbin, mein damn fiiblt fi6 10
febr ais Sdser. baB er muir S4rotbrOb
ibt."
Selbpebeltn: Limb Der meine 1T 10
iebr Mrtiaeriit, bab er ni9ts ibt, mas
nidt auf einsm &anpnenOfsn ssto4t
it,"
5ieilbauer gum Suberbduern, beis
len Wetb fdper ertrantt iit): Sra.
9ubsr. ME gsbt es benn 0etnem
Weib?"
9uber6ausr (miBmutbis): 81, | BIN
net Defenders au%frieben."
5ieilbauer: SO! So benin piellei9t
pieber f4limmer g%etporben9"
9uberbauer: .Rda. naa - 3 sebt
ebsn i4on pieber behsr."
Stubio o.: n2ieber 9ruber, i6 sras
tulire gum beitanbenen gramen -.
aber nit Der fioelen 9uri4enssit iit's
iebt aus!"
Stuoio g.: .@llerbings! Darum
mub audi serabe i9 bas Bed bdben,
oas Gramen slei4 bas erfts Mal gu be-
iteben!"
Die Hahtluft i'm Quauit brinat
bdufig 2eberleioen. vi. @usuit &os
nig's 9amburser Srppfen 1inb n0tbig
gu beilen unb bas gauge Spftsm pisber
aufaubauen.
Meiiter: nWarum bait Ou Did sez
budt, als ia Dir eine Shrfetse sebsn
poIte2"
asbrlins: r9l6. i4 pout Sbnsm bios
bic geri9tstoiten eriparsn."
Sbsleid Der flsine Srans oar fstn
Trsuno bon aoblrabi lit, ldbt sr ii9
BET Slide bod gum Spsiten Nale baz
bon porlesen.
Mutter: rSas lit brap bon Dir,
Eranssl, bab Su 10 pisl Semitic
ifeit."
Jrans: r9amit fir morssn ,eins
iibris bleibt."
photograph gum Serrn): So,
bite, ieBt elm freunbltdss 9efi9t!!"
Serr (ben. feline S9piegermutter
beslettet): n8itte, DIANA, laHsR sic
mid 5 Mtnuten allein!"
Sennerin: vWein bab' ib teinen,
aber 3iesenmil4 tOnnen bic SerrI9afs
ten betommen!"
Dame: .Wenn ie tubparm 1T, -
Der bamit!"
9efu6er: r4lio snbli4, Serr groz
fefior, baben sic fi9 bod perbeiratbet!
Sino Sic sliidli62"
prpfehor: sd tpeib ni6t, ib mub
NAL meme 5rau frasen."
Gin Irst, iiber ben llnterfGieb atpiz
ihen Rbeumattsinus unb 8obaara be-
fragt, %anttportete: rWenn man cine
Sdraube nimmt, bic Singer bastpiz
iden lest unb brebt, Bis man es nidt
LANCER ausbalten tann, bas lit Hbeuz
matismus; brebt man aber nod eins
NAL berum, 10 tit oas pobasra."
X y y
Sausfrdu: ~Saben Sic 3euaniFeg"
&Odin: rNetn, bic bab' i9 pernids
tet."
Sausfrau: r@ernidtst9 9as Be-
sreife i6 ni6t!"
&o4in: rGa. tpenn Gie bic 3eua<
Mile geieben bdtten, bann piiroen sic
es idon besreifen!"
lieutenant: .Sobann, auf meinem
S1retbtii9 lasen mebrere 2iebesbrie.
fe, po finb bie?"
9urI9e: IS bab' slaubt, Sic brauz
6en's nimmer unb bd bab' ids meiner
&atbi sei4idt!"
n \ y
Stubent (ber ben aelner Graern
piI: .Sean. brinsen sic mir eiuen
%sebratenen glepbanten."
&elner: mSebr pobl, msin Serr =
aber id muB Sic bitten, bic s3e6e i'm
Woraus gu b%ereinisen; elm ssbratener
elephant toitet %oreitauienb Mart."
r.
Sausfrau (su benz ftsaeiu6snben
0ienitmdo4en): n@uf Sbrer lesten
STEELE babsn sic ia nur bier Wo6en
aussebalten!"
SienitmGo9en: wHur? Sd iase Sbs
men, bic Dame pGre frob getpeien,
penn i9 i4on mad a9t Sasen sssarls
gen tpare."
The San Francisco call., 1899-09-28
SAN FRANCISCO CALL.

BUSINESS OFFICE of The San Francisco
Call. corner OF Market and Third streets, open
until u o'clock every night in the year.
BRANCH OlrFICES-527 Montgomery street
corner Clay; open until $3.50 o'clock.
900 HAYES street; open until $50 o'clock
629 McAllister street open until $3.50 O'CLOCK
els LarlSin street; open until $3.50 o'clock.
1941 Mission street; open until 10 o'clock
2a61 Market street, corner Sixteenth; open
until clock.
JOG Eleventh street; open until o'clock
lGae Valencia street; open until O'Clock
Northwest corner Of Twenty-second and Ken
tnckv streets. omen until O. clock.