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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-11-03

Nervous decline, nervous prostration and al
other diseases of the nervous system come Cd
insdiously. The symptoms may be only slight
at first. but they are a warning. a person Is
apt to think they Will wear off. or perhaps may
seek some palliative JUS for immediate relief,
In short time the symptoms gain appear II
is now time for active treatment. Palliatives
only serve to mask the disease the destruction
goes on The warning may be in the shape Of
headaches Gig y, viii b may be throbbing OF
aching; hollow eyes Gig }, or you may notice
dots before the. eyes; coated tongue Zig. y.
palpitation of the heart Fig A., weakness in
arms and legs Figs. 81 impaired digestion
Gig. 81, or pain and weakness in the back Fig
n. Other symptoms that may be present ar
twitching of the muscles, nervousness lack Of
energy loss Of appetite, general weakness
sleeplessness and dizzy spells.
ANY disorder of the nervous system calls for
radical remedy. remedy that will reach tbs
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-11-03

bate division. in and for Salt Lake cOun-
~. state of Utah. In the matter of the
estate of Mary A. V. Tempest. deceased.
pest administrators of the estate OF Mary
A V. Tempest. deceased. praying for the
settlement of final account of said Mary
- y y; tempest. ADMINISTRATIVE and TOR
the distribution of the residue OF said es-
tate to the persons entitled. has been set
Tor hearing on Saturday. the nth day OF
November. A. d. 1899. at $3.50 O'Clock a. m.
at the county court house. in the court
room of said court. in Salt Lake City.
Salt Lake county. Utah.
Witness the clerk of said court.
with the seal thereof affixed. this
eSeaD 30th day of October. A. ID. 1899.
DAVID c. DUNBAR. Clerk.
BY ALBERT ]. Scare. Deputy Clerk
NJ. NJ. kaighn. Attorney.
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Condition of the Treasury.

Washington. Nov. 2-Today's statement
of the condition of the treasury shows:
Available cash balance. $3.50. Ss5e3S: gold
reserve, s25S, 13l,l97. s's e
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-11-03

IN THE DISTRICT COURT. PRO-
waite division. in and for Salt Lake county,
state of Utah. In the matter of the es-
tate of George Harrison. deceased. No
uce.-The petition of Joseph W. Harrison.
administrator of the estate of George Har-
rison, deceased, praying for the settlement
of final account of said administrator.
and for the distribution OF the residue of
said estate to the persons entitled. has
been set for hearing on Saturday. the
fourth day of November. A d. 1889. at $50
O'Clock a. m. at the county court house.
in the court room of said court in Salt
Lake City. Salt Lake county. Utah.
Witness the clerk of said court
(SeaD with the seal thereof affixed. this
Path day of October. A. d. 1899
DAVID c. DUNBAR Clerk
BY GEO. L. BLAIR. Deputy Clerk.
c. E Person. Attorney
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-11-03
Kid Glove Special.

Ladies fine kid gloves in black.
brown, red and tan, all sizes; our best
81. 25 grade at $1.00 at
F. AUERBACH & BRO
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-11-03

Stocks bought now will make you
Christmas money. See Cole & Higgins.
room 412 D. F. Walker building, Salt
Lake City. Phone 33s.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-11-03

Sore Throat. Pim-
pes. Copper Colored
Spots. Aches. Old
Sores. Ulcers in
Mouth, Hair Fall
ing2 Write Cook
Remedy Co.. f215
Masonic T e m p ! c.
Chicago. Ills. for
proofs of cures. Cap
itaI. $500. 600. We have
cured the worst
VS.. 1O0-PAGE BOOK
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-11-03
Loans. Exchange and Silver.

New York. Nov, money on call was
firm at 4ds per cent: last loan 4 per cen !;
ruling rate, per cent; prime moro - >
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-11-03

eau e OF the trouble and cor
T CT the various effects at the
same time. Such a remed
is Hudyan. Hudyan will re
move the cause; it viii cor
rect the effects. Hudyan
will cure nervous prostra
ton, nervous debility. ne. V
Gus weakness, nervous ex
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-11-03
At Auerbach's This Week.

Special sale of ladies S5c and 4Oc
handkerchiefs. Dozens of patterns TO
choose from at 25c each.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-11-03
w. E. Hubbard & CO..
Christmas Money

Mines, stocks and real estate.
West Second South Tel. 173.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-11-03

Koaol Dyspepsia Cure completely di-
gests food within the stomach and in
testines and renders all classes of food
capable of being assimilated and con-
verted into strength giving and tissue
building substances, F. c. Schramm,
Mccormick block
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
A COMEDY OF BLUNDERS.
1t Taught One Man More About
Horses Than He knew Before.

1t Taught One Man More About
Horses Than He Knew Before.
This Cass avenue resident knows
about as much of horses as he does of
the technic of tiger hunting, but a
few weeks ago he paid 5000 for a 500
horse and since that has looked upon
himself as an equine authority. Sun
day afternoon he was in the bay win
dow enjoying his morning paper and a
cigar. Hearing clickety- -clickety-
click on the asphalt, he looked out,
glared, dropped his paper and eye
glasses and dashed out as though he
were going to pull fire alarm.
"Hi, there! Stop that teamw he
shouted. Halt And all the prone
naders on the block Obeyed, but the
horse trOtted along. "Ten dollars to
the man who brings me that horse
dead or alive" whOOped the citizen,
now too much excited to be lucid.
That Internal liveryman has hired
him out and me paying the highest
price for his keep. I'll show him! Ten
dollars, dead or alive" in Richard III
voice. for that horser'
A lusty bicycler grasped the situation
and two minutes later had caught the
bit of the horse. The man in the buggy
protested. swore and threatened, but
the grinning wheelman trotted the
whole outfit back to the excited citizen
"Unhitch him. he shouted. Some
body will pay big money for this. Call
a patrol wagon. What's your nameY'
Then the citizen turned pale and
gasped:
Three white feet. My horse has but
two, and he's smaller. My mistake.
gentlemen and ladies'" for there was a
crowd now. BEG pardon" And he
started for the house.
But the man in the buggy jumped up
and wanted to fight The bicyclist de-
manded his $40, and the crowd jeered.
\ policeman came in time to referee.
The wheelman got his so, the real
owner of the horse accepted a humble
apology, and the liveryman raised the
board the next day.-Detroit Free
Press
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
THAT FIRST SIN.
Figures to show That Adam and Eve
Ate Eight Million Apples.

Probably our great ancestor. Adam,
little thought of the trouble he would
cause pOSterity by eating an apple.
But now the question as to how many
apples he really did eat is a new diff
Guilty
How many apples did Adam and Eve
eat? Was it one or was it millions?
When the subject was first moOted the
editor very naturally replied, "Why,
one, of course"
No" said the assistant editor, Eve
ate one, and Adam ate one. too; that's
two"
Then the subeditOr passed along a
slip of paper on which was written,
Eve 81 and Adam 81, making 1872"
But the poet, who is a man of imag
inatiOn, capped this with. Eve 81 and
Adam S12-S93."
Then the publisher tried his hand,
and his contribution was. Eve S,142
see how it tasted, and Adam S12,
equals S954."
The poet, who dislikes being sur
passed as much as he hates BARRIERS.
came up to the scratch again with
Eve SLAP see how it tasted, and Ad-
am S1,242 keep her cOmpany-S9,3S4." q"
Then the humorist, who had been
listening, quietly handed in his con-
tribution, Eve S.142 see how it tasted,
and Adam S124,21O-der a husband
was he to see her eat alone This
equals S,132, ,352."
But he had another object" said the
poet. Eve S,142 satisfy her curiosity,
and Adam S,124,24O-fy Eve in her pO-
sition. That makes S.132. 49," ."-Phila-
delphia Record.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
THE PROFESSORS PRIZE.
1t Was Something He Could Beat.
but IL Got the Best of Him.

1t Was Something He Could Beat,
but II Got the Best of Him.
One evening last winter one of Adel-
bert's popular professors attended a
social function where the guests play
ed progressive pedro, a game in which
the worthy educator lays no claim to
being an expert. In fact, on the pres
ent occasion he was credited with but
two prOgreSSiOns, Il score of really as
tOnishing smallness. Naturally, what
is termed the ''booby prize" fell to him,
and this time it took the form of
double yolk egg. with the following
sarcastic legend attached:
Something you can beat"
The professor smilingly accepted the
reward, and after it was passed around
and jOlled upon he finally slipped it
into the side pocket of his overcoat
and then straightway forgot its exist
rnce
When the party broke up, he accom-
panied two young ladies to their
home. When they reached the house
and the latchkey was produced and
used, it was found that the front door
was locked SO tightly that it refused
to yield to ordinary pressure. So the
professor put his hip against a panel
and pushed hard.
There was a dull crash. a mild yell.
the professor leaped in the air and
cOnvulsively clutched at his side.
The double yolk had exploded!
y moment later the afflicted educator
gingerly drew from his pocket a pair
of exceedingly yellow gloves, followed
by 4 muller of the same gaudy tint.
And the ladies leaned against the rail
ing and laughed until they cried.
OF course they promised not to tell,
but in some unfathomed way the story
like the egg-leaked out.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
Watering the MILK.

The milkmen of Naples have a way
OF carrying concealed in their waist
coats bladders full of water.
From these bladders india rubber
tubing stretches down their arms, and
by simply pressing their sides while
they are drawing the milk they are
able to squirt water from the bladder
into the jug or basin simultaneously
with the milk. So it is quite a COM
mon plan for a woman who is getting
ner jug filed with milk to hold the
milkmans wrists while he milks his
COW or goat. Until the stranger has
the reason explained to him he thinks
it very odd to see women crouching
Sown by the milkman, keeping a tight
hold on to each of his wrists.-San
Francisco Call.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
A DISGUSTED CROOK.
De Picked Up ~ Wan About Town For
''Rube."

Be Picked Up Man About Town For
"Rube."
Chicago possesses Il man about town
who is constantly mistaken for what is
known as the ''rube" by crooks and
sharps. Any one who knows him would
wonder how such an error could hap
pen, yet it does. This roundcr is a
good natured man and hence the fel-
lows who essay to play upon him rare
ly get into trouble. He is really Il keen
hand, although loose and i'll fitting
clothing lend an air of rusticity to his
appearance. This is acccntuated by
habitual manner indicating innocence
and intrOspectiOn.
He was walking along one of the
busy streets when he WAS approached
by a shrewd looking individual who
desired to engage him in conversation.
He cOyly admitted that he was broke
at the time, when the man said ''sh"-
and drew him to one side. Then the
pavement merchant displayed to the
wondering gaze of the rounder certain
him to buy. He bespake him thus:
Say, I'm Il thief, see, and pinched
these sparks. want to sell 'em and
they go mighty cheap. This one is
worth century and you git it for half.
like your looks and guess we can fix
up trade"
will they fade in the washY asked
the man about town. IF they won't
might invest. but the last ones | got
from one of you blOkes faded badly.
Now if these will stand soap and wa
ter, why | might put up a quarter for
that one"
The self confessed thief backed
away" with a scared look on his face
He glared at his man intently. all the
time edging away to create more dis
tance between them. And took him
for rube," he muttered. as he slid
around an adjacent cOrner.-Chicago
Chronicle.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
GOLD TEETH NOT ALL GOLD.
Often Are Removable Shells, Worn
TO Make show.

Often Are Removable Shells, Worn
TO Make show.
'Pd hate to pay that woman's dentist
bills" said Il business man to Il friend
on a South Side l. train the other day.
Across the aisle from the men was a
woman who showed enough gold every
time she opened her mouth to make
man want to leave home and try his
fortunes in the Klondille. Two of her
upper teeth had been replaced by
pieces of FURNISHED metal, and one of
her lower teeth also had % carat
sheen about it. Her companion had
only one gold tooth, but she kept it
doing the work of three by a constant
smile
''That's another case of the old adage,
All that glitters is not gold, said the
business mans friend. zone of the
dental novelties makes gold teeth pos
sible to any one at a small cost and
without even sacrificing healthy in
ciSOr to make room for the metal. For
a quarter you can get a shell that can
be stuck over any front tooth. and with
an excuse to smile you can present Il
regular gold mine to the astOnished
public.
Actresses first affected the gold
tooth, and then the Yankee man got
an idea. In short time there was an
epidemic of gold teeth. The novelty
man came out with his plated shells
and sold them like hot cakes. No one
but the dentist has any kick against
the imitation gold tooth. and as a daz-
zler it is hard to beat. That woman's
teeth may be the real stuff. but be-
lieve she can slip them off when she
wants to aud get them plated when
they get hed."-Chicago Inter
Ocean.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
That Second Chapter.

The new pastor was preaching his
first sermon. In the middle of it he
stopped abruptly and asked:
How many of you have read the
Bible?"
Fifty hands went up.
"Good," said the pastor. Now, how
many of you have read the second
chapter of Jude?
Twenty-Five hands went up.
A wan smile overspread the divine's
face.
'Thats also good; but when you go
home read that chapter again, and you
will doubtless learn something to your
interest"
There is only one chapter in the book
Of Jude.-Guthrie 20. t. Leader.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
Funny Trousers.

The tailor who for years made Bal
zac's clothes says: "He used to wear
the most extraordinary trousers l ever
saw. He would insist upon my max
ing them of q peculiar nut brown col
Ored cloth, with wide straps fastening
beneath the shoes. From the knee
down the trousers were cut so as to
fall in deep, vOluminous folds, so as to
keep the calves of his legs warm while
writing"
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
Hardly Sentimental.

Mrs. Julia Ward Howe's sense of the
ridiculous has always been a saving
grace, leading her to avoid grandilo-
quence.
On one occasion a lady at Newport,
trying to get a fine sentiment out of
her, said one mOonlit evening on a
vine hung veranda, Mrs. Howe, do
say something lovely about my piaz-
zap' Whereupon every one listened for
the reply.
In her delicately cultivated voice
Mrs. Howe responded, 81 think it is a
bully piaz. San Francisco Argonaut.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
EHaiIV Fixed

Remember, boys" said the teacher,
that in the bright lexicon of youth
there's no such word as fail"
After a few moments a boy raised
his hand.
'fWell, what is it, my lad?' asked the
master.
Il was merely going to suggest" re-
piled the yOungster. that if such is the
case it would be advisable to write to
the publishers of that lexicon and call
their attention to the omission"
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
TRAPDOOR SPIDERS.
The Curious Nests That These Inge-
niOus Insects Construct.

The Curious Nests That These Inge-
niOus Insects Construct.
A curious species of insect is the
trapdOOr spider, whose nest consists of
a tube eXcavated in the earth to the
depth of six or eight inches. 1t is al
ways lined with silk, and it is closed
with an ingeniOusly constructed door.
One sort Of door closes into the nest
like a cork in a bottle, another is as
thin as a piece Of paper.
In all ca~,- tae door opens outward,
aud when tine nest is placed, as it usu-
ally is, on a slOping bank, it opens up
ward, so that there is no fear of it's
gaping. The object of the trapdOor is
to conceal the nest, and consequently
it is always made to resemble the gen.
eral surface of the ground. Sometimes,
however, an enemy attempts to open
the door, and then the inmate braces
it's legs against the sides of the nest
and holds it as fast as possible.
Still other spiders have inner doors
besides outer, so that if their first de-
fense be carried they may have anoth-
q DShihh W hiCh W ACtiSlt. NhOAC NuAi-
GUS still is the ingenuity of the branch
trapdoor-that is to say, a door that
opens from the main tunnel of the
nest into a side branch, which the
stranger could discover, since there Is
nothing to distinguish it from any 9th
er part of the main nest. So, then, if
IN enemy should effect an entrance
the lawful occupant of the nest can
quietly slip into the side branch, close
the door and there remain in security
while the intruder wonders what has
become of her.-Our Animal Friends.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
Sunny People,

Christianity wants nothing so much
in the world as sunny people, The old
are hungrier for love than bread, and
the oil of joy is very cheap, and if you
can help the poor on with a garment
Of praise it will be better for them than
blankets.-Henry Drummond.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
A Hole In His Heel.

A hole in his right heel enabled a
negro workman in the diamond fields
of South Africa to secrete and steal
gems to the value of $273,00O. These
he expressed in small parcels of fruit
to cousin in King Williams Town.
In the extreme south of Africa, from
which place both recently departed for
England.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26

The paupers in Japan number fewer
than 10000 out Of population of 49,
100000. In that country it is consider
ed a disgrace to be an idler.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
Then She Called Him Pet Names.

Then She Called Him Pet Names.
"I'm afraid we must be divorced, my
dear" said Mr.. Newlywed to his young
wife. "The doctor says | have rheu-
matte tendencies and must give up all
sweet things" Bazaar
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
SECRET SOCIETIES.

MoRSING STAR LODGE, No 6, |. o. o F.-MeetS
every Friday evening at 500 o'clock.
Mcdonnell ENCAMPMENT, No 2, O. o. F.-Meets
second and Fourth Tuesday evenings of each
month. at 800 o'clock.
HARMONY LODGE, No. 13. A. F. A. M-Meets First
and Third Thursday evenings of each month,
at SO o'clock.
SMYRNA LODGE, No. 3, l. 0. G. T.-Meets every
Wednesday evening, at % o'clock.
SMYRNA CONCLAvE, No. 45. ORDER OF HEPTAsOPHs
meets first and third Tuesday of each month
at 500 o'clock, at the Odd Fellows Hall.
UEIoN CASTLE No. II, X. &. E.-Meets every Thurs
day evening in their hall in the Cooper Build
ing, at 90 O'Clock.
MIsPAH LODGE, No. l6, A. o. L. W.-Meets every
Monday evening at 500 O'Clock in Odd Eel
lows Hall.
MIZPAH CoNCLAvE. No. l6l5, ADHESIVE MoGUL-
LIANs.-MeetS the last Monday evening of each
month, at 90 O'Clock, in odd Fellows Hall
GEEERAL WINFIELD :. HANCOCK POST, No %
q A. R.-Meets every Thursday night in the
Hall of the Knights OF the Golden Eagle. ThOS
Davis. Commander
STARS AID STRIPES COUNCIL. No. %, JR. o. L. A
M-MeetS at o. p. IN. every Thursday IN
Odd Fellows Hall.
Frances E. Willard Temple, No s. X. of &. iE-
Meets every Tuesday evening at O'Clock, al
the Golden Eagle Hall.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
SMYRNA DIRECTORY.
TOWN OFFICIALS.

4 y W y OF T lOIAISs
'eSident of COuncil-James C Robinson.
secretary of COuucil-Henry 5 Anthony.
Town Treasurer -Ezekial V. Cooper
Clerk of Council-Samuel J. Reynolds.
Alderman-William B. Collins.
ChiefOf POlice-Jnseph H. Garner.
Councilmen lst wari Dr. T. C. Moor =: 2nd
Ward Samuel J. Reynolds: 3rd Ward, Edward G
Walls; 4th WaId. J. Wesley Penney: 9TH Ward
f Marriott Fowler; 9th Ward, James c. Robinson
and Henry 5. Anthony.
Council meets the second and fourth Fridays
in each month.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26

The man who suggests a compromise
has usually been whipped.-Rehoboth
Sunday Herald.
Smyrna times., 1899-07-26
CHuRCH SERVICES.

AsPUR MErHoD.T EPIscoPAL-sunday-Pr
ing at 1919 and 7.45 P. NJ. SUNDAY School
P. NJ. Christian Endeavor Prayer Meeting
6.l5 P. ". Prayer Meeting-Wtduesdays at 7.i5
P.M Rev. c. A HILL pastor.
ST, PETERS PROTESTANT EPISCOPAL.-Sunday-
Preaching at IL A. NJ and : = p. m Sunday
.SchOOl-9% A. NJ Prayer Meeting Wednesdays
at7l5P. Rev. Henry Thomas, Rector.
-Sunday-Preaching at 1917 A. NJ
and ~ P. NJ. Sunday SchOOl-111% AN. Prayer
Meeting-Wednesdays at ~ P. NJ. Rev. J. i
Estlin, pastor
ST. POLYcARP CATHOLIC CHURCH-Servicese every
other Sunday by Father Wald. on. Sunday
school Immediately after service.
SMYRNA CIRCUIT Preaching services, Friend
ship in the morning. SeverSOn in the after
noon Jermans Chapel and Smyrna Land
ing alternate sunday nights at 7.30. Rev. L.
W. Layfe.d, pastor.
CENTENNIAL METHODIST EPISCOPAL COlOred) -
Sunday-Preaching at II a. NJ. and P. NJ.
sunday School, P. NJ Rev. j. +. Cook,
Pastor.
A NJ. E. CHURCH-Sund, Preaching at II a.
m, and p. u. sunday school al p m.
christian EndeavOr, 81 p. N. sunday Praise
meeting, at O'Clock MednesdAy evening
Rev. Paris Daker pastor
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1899-07-01
SATURDAY, July l. 1899.
ALL ABOUT THE INDUS
TRIAL SCHOOL.

The meeting for the Industrial
School at Breaux Bridge last Sun.
day was a decided success from
every standpoint. The large num-
Der of people in attendance, the
hospitable manner in which the
people we're treated by the man.
agement and above all the strong
sentiment of the population of
Breaux Bridge and vicinity to-
wards the Industrial school as
evinced by the vociferous applause
that greeted the speakers who adj
dressed the meeting upon the sub
ject of Industrial education shows
plainly that the little town that
formerly slumbered on the banks
of the Teche is waking up and
realizing that her prosperity de-
ponds upon the educational and
Industrial progress of st. Martin
parish.
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1899-07-01

There is more Catarrh in this section
Of the country than all other diseases
put together. and until the last few
years was supposed to be incurable. For
a great many years doctors pronounced
1t local disease. and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced
it incurable. Science has proven ca
tarrh to be constitutional disease. and
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. Halls Cstarrh Cure, msnufac.
tured by F. j. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, O.,
is the only constitutional cure on the
market. 1t is taken internally in doses
from 10 drops to a teaspOonful. Its acts
on the blood and mucous sur.
faces Of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case it fails to
cure.
Price 75c. per bottle.
+. j. Cheney & Co., Props. Toledo. O.
Sold by druggists. price 75c.
n Halls Family Pills are the best.