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The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

Thank the Lindeke Roller Mill Company
for making and keeping up the highest
not quantity, is the watchword Of this
product.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
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From the first flush of Fever to the most
dangerous forms of Grip.
From the first Chill or SILVER to dread
Pneumonia.
From the first Hack or Cough to Bron-
notwithstanding the Lungs.
From the first Tickle or Dryness Of the
Throat to Diphtheria
From Cold in the Head to the most vio-
lent Influenza or Catarrh.
The first dose restores the checked cir
culation indicated by chill or shiver),
starts the blood coursing through the
veins and so breaks up the Cold.
For sale by all druggists, or sent on
receipt of price, Csc. and SLIGO. Hum
phreys' Homeopathic Medicine Co., Cor.
William & John Sts., N. Y.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
Low Rate Tickets

To Chicago and return $11.5O. On sale
Oct. 2-9, good to Oct. 14th. For further
information see ]. p Elmer, G. A. P. D.,
Fifth and Robert streets.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
Cramps to he sued.

PHILADELPHIA. Oct THE execu-
tive committee Of the striking employees
Of Cramps ship yards today decided to
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08

Will sell on Oct 2 to 9 tickets to Chicago
and return, good to Oct 14th, at Su5).
J. P. Elmer, G. A. P. D., Fifth and Robert
streets.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
GERMANS Arb PIQUED
SEEMING APATHY OF AMERICANS
An THE GEOGRAPHICAL CON
GREss THE CAUSE
ONE STARTLING PROPOSITION

II Is Made by the Author, Who Urges
an Alliance Between America and
Germany, and Perhaps Other
European Powers, for the Pur-
nose of Holding Great Britain In
ChecI<-TransVaaI Troubles.
The Saint Paul globe. (St. Paul, Minn.) 1896-1905, 1899-10-08
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Cures Simple and Complicated
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02
HAUL UP THE BRITISH FLAG.

The imperlalists have 80 often as
serted that the Declaration Of Inde-
pendence was q glltterlng generality
not intended to mean anything, but
only written as an example Of rhet-
oric, that we should by this time bo
prepared to hear that the American
revolution was a mistake, and Wash
ington and his fellow-traitors were ig-
norant demagogues. Nevertheless the
insinuatlon to that effect conveyed by
the following paragraph comes with
an unpleasant shock
"The Fillpinos will be given home
rule and liberty, but the American flag
will never be hauled down. There Is
liberty in Canada, but the British flag
still flies"
However, this has the merit Of can
dor. II 1t is good for the Filipinos
that the American flag should not be
hauled down, 1t is good for the Cana
dlans that the British flag has not been
hauled down, and likewise would have
been good for the Americans had the
British flag continued to fly over this
country. Since the Inquirer is 80 fond
of foreign domination, why not haul
up the British flag again on Independ-
ence hall? There would be home rule
and liberty In the United States even
though the British flag should float
over the capitol at Washington and
governor-general should occupy the
white house. And, as the Inquirer OBJ
served some time ago, there are races
entirely unfit for self-government.
That the section of the United States
known as Pennsylvania falls In the
category Of Subject races" is clearly
indicated by two circumstances: The
power Of the gang which loots and
misgoverns the state and its chief city;
and the Inquirer's circulation of 17O,-
900 copies.-Justlce.
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02
To Clean Diamonds.

Just at this season, when the world
Is full Of brides, and sunbursts and
stars and other dazzling gifts Of the
groom seem as common as plain gold
wedding rings, a hint on how to clean
diamonds artfully may not come amiss.
The stones should first be washed In
warm water and yellow soapsuds, with
a small but not too hard brush. Rinse
and dry them carefully with soft
cloth or silk handkerchief and put
them into a box containing lockwood
dust. Move them about In this for
some time until they seem perfectly
dry, free them from the powder and
polish with tissue paper.
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02
THE PEREuMEp WOMAN.
nS Goes Into hAotAOios Over Her
Oonulno Temlnlnlty.

II OBSERVE" said q coarse, brutal
man who doesn't know the difference
between the higher and nobler' and q
load of ash coal, according to the
Washington Post, that the advertising
ends OF this months magazines are
publishing testimonial as to the mer-
It's OF certain brand of toilet soap,
written by one OF the ladies' who has
been doing her little bit during the
last half century toward securing the
franchise for woman. Her picture is
run In with the ad and her testimonial
Is surely heap fulsome for q volun-
tary contribution. In the course OF
her remarks she says, i abhor q per-
TUNED woman II Is to take a short,
1erky biff at this remark that emerge
from my cave and leap into the fracas.
| love a perfumed woman. think q
perfumed woman is the real thing in
femininity-the daintily perfumed
woman, who, when she swishes by
you, has something about her that
makes you vaguely remember the old
honeysuckle covered porch that you
knew a quarter OF century ago; who
carries with her the suggestion of
asphodelan dales and starit meadows
IL Isn't particularly because OF the
elusive, hop-smohy, garden-of- Daphne
fragrance that the perfumed woman
daintlly emits that | think she's the
one and only real thing In long drap-
cries It's because she typlAes the FEM
inine woman. Gimme Tyre, or a
harp, or a fuglehorn, or a kazoo-any
old thing-that may sing the praises
and the glorles Of the feminine wom-
an! She was here in the worlds early
dawn, and she's going to be right here
alongside OF lis when we're having
$2.4S round trip excursions to Marsl
It's because she's feminine that she's
adorable! It's because every once In
awhile she gets her work done early
80 she can go upstalrs and have a
good cry It's because she crushes us
into pulp with her because; It's be-
cause she admits our premises and de-
niles our conclusions; It's because
she'll begin to purse her lips for baby
talk when she sees an infant block
away; It's because she loves roses and
lacey things and only so per pound
candy; it's because she gives us the
reproachful eye when we ought to be
sewed up in blanket and clubbed; It's
because she'll dig and delve and
scrape and scrap for her husband and
her little ones until Icy stalactites
hang from the roof of Gehenna; ita
because she dabs her eyes with little
wad Of moucholr until her nose is red
when she sees real human suffering;
it's just because she's feminine, Bill,
and therefore such derned big sight
better than we are, that she had us on
the lope and plum loco over her ever
since the days. Of the Hyksos kings OF
Egypt! Gimme lutte that may chant
of the physical, mental, moral and
spiritual lovellness Of the perfumed,
who is also the feminine woman! May
she be with us until the grand bust up
of all thingsl"
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02
cHINAMEN FEED THEIR DEAD.
Curious Custom of tho OrIentals That
Is Observed Twice n Yonr.

Curious Custom of tho OrIentals That
Is Observed Twice Yonr.
Twice a year, In the first week OF
April and October, the Chinese feed
their dead. They think that once their
friends and relatives leave this mortal
coil they ought to stay away from this
world, and to prevent their return
they faithfully transmit to them all
the necessarles OF life. 1t has been
discovered by oriental wisdom that the
way to transmit servants, songs,
plays, books and money Is to manu-
facture them in paper and burn them.
to the grave. The Chinese are not
stingy, and wagon loads Of roasted
chickens, pigs, ducks, various sweet
meats and fruits are taken to the GEM
eteries. The food Is piled before each
grave, amid burning red, carrot-shaped
candles and joss sticks. Then the liv-'
ing PROSTATE themselves before the
dead and beg them to rise up and en-
Joy themselves. Chinese wines are
then sprinkled literally over the
graves, while some graves receive
boxes of cigars and packages of cigar
cites. But you must not suppose that
the eatables are left on the graves.
Oh, no! That would be throwing too
much temptation in the way Of hea-
then tramps. In about two hours 1t Is
believed that the ghosts got the es-
sence of the eatables conveyed to them,
and then the devotees gather UP the
offerings and carry them home again
to feed their own material bodies.
But the cigars and cigarettes are
burned on the graves.
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

Stranger-I have heard that you
have a good many queer people in this
town. Citizen-As odd lot as you'd
find in years travel. They are a
queer set, the whole OF 'em, outside my
family. And my wife is almost as bad
as the others; but then, you know, she
wasn't originally of my famiy.-Boston
Transcript.
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02
A Poerless Politician.

The Lion-So you have been elected
treasurer of the jungle, eh? But the
salary isn't so much to rejoice about,
is It?
The Monkey-No; but all the public
funds pass through my hands; and re-
member I have four ands!-Puck.
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

The Republican party, whose poll
cles are dictated by accumulated
wealth, until last year masqueraded
as a blmetallIc party. Believing that
they have death grip upon the
throats Of the producers, the monop-
ollsts have during the past few weeks
been pronouncing in their Republican
state platforms In favor Of the single
gold standard. The following quota
tlons show what the leading political
economists and the leading Republican
statesmen have said Of this single
standard policy:
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02
onr 1nat,tntInn. to Blame.

Tramps and millionaires are the prod
ucts of our Institutions: Neither the
tramp nor the rich man deserves abuse
for his condition. Rather blame the
institutions that are responsible for
them.-George's Weekly.
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

The heir to the Russian throne 10
said to be a good shot, but this will
not be as useful in his future business
10 to be a poor target.
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02
POINTS FROM THE PRESS.

Monopoly In private hands is lnde-
fensible from any standpoint, SO far as
the welfare of the people is concerned.
Monopoly In the hands Of the people
would stop destructive competition and
become justlflable, because in such a
case there would be no robbery, for all
the people and not a few private indi-
vlduals would share the profits
Georges Weekly.
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

like to suggest that II our soldiers were
at home following the peaceful avo-
cations of life, there would be nobody
shooting at them, Nobody would want
to shoot at them.-Salt Lake Living
Issues.
The Wardner bull pen Is a nice,
healthy place. Last month about 200
men were imprisoned there, and the
medicine bill was over $4OOl One
prisoner has just died of typhoid fever,
after 100 days Imprisonment, during
which time no charge was preferred
against him. This Is the seventh death
In the pen,-Justlce.
II we wish to see ourselves as others
see us, we have only to contem-
plate England's aggressive movement
against the Beers. While proclaimlng
the most virtuous intents, humanity,
ETC., the people who are behind Cham
berlain In that affairs are actuated
wholly and absolutely by the basest cue
pidity.-Monltor.
The Interstate Commerce commits
sion, In Its twelfth annual report, vir-
tually says the act by which the COM
mission was created cannot be en-
forced. This is because under a Su-
preme court decision the board is utter
ly powerless to regulate rates. That
is, for ten years salaries have been paid
to members Of worse than useless
body. They want more legislation;
but the courts would knock out laws
faster than congress can pass them.
Therefore, any reliance, In state or ma
tion, on regulating" rates is now
sheer idiocy, and government owner
ship Is clearly the only remedy for any
extortlons in corporation charges.-san
Francisco Star.
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

Prices depend upon the volume OF
money, not upon the color OF the
money.--Nationa Watchme@
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

state to-day to the country that gold
is produced In sufficient quantities to
pay the debts of the government and
to redeem the obligations Of the gov
ernment."
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

Hon. Roswell G, Horr said in 1893;
II am inclined to think that the world
should have a larger amount OF money
of ultimate redemption than can be
supplied by the gold Of the world
alone"
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

Hon. John De Witt Warner, in his
Free Coinage Dissected," says on page
s: "A good deal Of complaint is made
as to the small amount of gold In the
world. 1t Is the very fact that gold
is found only in small amounts that
makes It 80 desirable for currency
to the money holders.
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02
A FEW QUOTATIONS
REGARDING THE NEW GOLD
STANDARD SCHEME.

The Republicans Having Thrown on tho
MaSk OF BlmotaillSm,' which They
Have So Long Worn, We Shall Hold
Their Own Mirror Before Their Faces
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

Each American soldier in the Philip
pines costs the taxpayers $1,000 year.
This is Ave times as much as the aver
age wages Of American coal miners,
farm hands and common laborers, and
these pay their share and more than
their share Of that $1,000 for each SOL
dier. The men with the hoes and picks
and shovels won't be able to straighten
up until the man with the gun gets off
their hacks.-Johnstown Democrat
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

Mr.. Giffen said; ut is a moderate
calculation that II only the countries
which used gold in 1913, including
their colonies, were now using 1t, the
requirements to correspond with the
increased population and wealth would
be at least three times what they were,
assuming prices to remain In eQuilib-
rum"
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

Sir William H. Holdsworth, Bart,
says: But the quantity Of gold pro-
duced has been insufficient to meet the
extraordinary demands arising through
the adoption Of gold by the countries
which have demonetized silver, In ad-
dltion to the ordinary requirements of
gold-using countries, arising from the
increase Of population and the extern
sion Of trade"
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

M. Rouland, governor of tho Bank
of France, said I'VE have not to do
with ideal theories. The two moneys
have actually co-exlsted since the ori-
gin Of human society. They co-exist
because the two together are neces-
sary, by their quantity, to meet the
needs of circulation"
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

Hon. Roswell G, Horr said In 1893:
II am inclined to think that the world
should have larger amount Of money
of ultimate redemption than can be
supplied by the gold OF the world
alone"
The present secretary of the navy,
John D, Long, said in 1886: LET us
admit that our immense territory,
population, business and commercial
interests require the service OF both
metals, and that to abandon either
would be source Of contraction ana
disaster"
Ex-Secretary Of the Treasury Will
liam Window said In 1S91 LET me
speak very plainly on this most impor-
tant subject. Believing that there is
not enough Of either gold or silver in
the world to meet the necessities of
business, am an earnest blmetallist,
and concede to no one stronger de-
sire than feel for the free and unllm-
tied coinage Of silver as soon as condl-
tlons can be reached through interna-
tional agreement, or otherwise, by
which such coinage shall be safe"
President Harrison, In his annual
message for 1891, sald II believe 1t
is the earnest desire of a great major
ity Of the people, as 1t is mine, that q
full coin use shall be made OF silver
Just as soon as the cooperation Of
other nations can be secured and ratio
fixed that will give a circulation
equally to gold and silver. The busl-
ness Of the world demands the use OF
both metals"
This year the same hypocritlcal de-
nunciations Of trusts were made by
state Republican platforms that they
formerly uttered against the single
gold standard Republican denuncla-
tions Of trusts are now qualified by the
sentiment that "the legitimate corpo-
ratiens must be protected" When
they get this trust question as firmly
in hand as they fancy they have the
money issue Qf they ever do), they
will openly declare in favor of trust
ownership and control Of everything,
"The legitimate interests Of legiti-
mate corporations" AS II there was
ever such a thing as legitimate cor
poratlon, A corporation is an artin-
cial man, created by the legislature,
without body to be kicked or a soul
to be damned. The creation OF cor
poratlon, with limited debt liabilities,
while individuals are held liable for
all they owe, Is the comforting Of q
special privilege, which is abhorrent
to the principles Of democratic form
Of government.
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

The Republican party had plank in
its last platform denounclng trusts.
The Republican party is in power. Why
walt until 1900 to act? The truth OF
the matter is this: Such planks are
put in platforms to fool the people,
and the people submit to being fooled.
The people in the various parties are
to blame for the conditions that exist.
Georges Weekly.
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

The Tribune thinks It no harm to
shoot Filipinos so long as the Fllipinos
are shooting at our soldiers We would
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

Hon. John A. Logan said In 1879:
"No sane man, In my judgment. will
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

The Bankers Magazine said three
years back: 1T is unquestlonably true
that the depression from which the civ
illzed world is to-day suffering is due
to some extent to the small quantity
Of gold existing for the enormous re-
quirements made on the metal"
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

Mr.. Walter Bagehot says: "Proba-
bly, II there were gold enough for all
the world 1t would be best that there
should be only single standard OF
value throughout the world, and that
one gold; but this Is impossible. Some
have doubted II there is gold enough
even for the nations that now intend
to use 1t, and there certainly is not
enough for all the world"
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

Mr.. Edward o. Leech, formerly d.
rector Of our mint, says: Passing by
the great question of the fall In the
gold price Of commodities, 80 far as
such fall is due to monetary causes,
find that one of the most serious dan
gers which confront us is the INSULT
cheney Of the supply Of gold as basis
for the present and prospective bust
ness Of the commercial world"
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

Mr. james G. Blaine, in his Twenty
Years in Congress-" says, having ref
erence to the then Republican con-
gressional majority: This class
feared the effect of an exclusively
gold standard while the supply of gold,
compared with the commercial de-
mands Of the world, is relatively and
rapidly growing less"
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-11-02

Ex-Secretary Of the Treasury Charles
Foster said in 1891; ut is now agreed
on all sides that gold alone furnishes
too narrow basis upon which to con-
duct the money affairs Of the world"
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-02-05
TO COLLECT FOX SKULLS.
An Attempt to Give Connecticut OhicialS an
Even Chance with Bounty Hunters.

HARTFORD. Conn, Feb. 1.-TWO important
PROPOSITIONS confront the lawmakers at the
present session of the Legislature. The first
is that the red fox Is overrunninR the State
and must be thinned out. at least. by means
OF a bounty offered by the State; the second is
that unless some extreme precaution Is taken
the fox bounty hunters will collect the re-
ward for their services two or more ines.
The fox bounty hunter In this State is q willy
fellow. No one knows that better than the
Connecticut legislator from the rural district.
He is every bit as foxy as the game he pursues
and a bill introduced at this session by As
semblyman Jewett OF Hampton. in reference
to fox bounties. takes cognizance Of this fact
by making a new and unusual provision to
protect the State Treasury from his attacks.
Many instances of the receptions practiced by
the bounty hunter to make money at the OK
pense of the taxpayers are quoted by the advo-
Gates of Mr.. Jewett's bill. Hitherto the offers
of bounties have come from certain towns and
have been based upon the submission of some
part OF the fox's body as a proof OF death. 1t
is said that a professional fox hunter in the
centre Of the State has been known to collect
a bounty on a fox's cars in one town. on its
It's jaw bone in a fourth and on Its pelt In a
ALTERNATING five bounties in all. While this
is admittedly an extreme case. instances are
on record whore the cropped ears OF O red dog
have led a near-righted town official to pay a
So fox bounty and old fox hunters say that It
vas considered no trick at all In some Of the
back country towns a few years ago to purloin
the same pair OF fox ears from the Board Of
S%eiectmen and to collect the bounty on them
over and over again.
Mr.. Jewett's bill is calculated to put a stop
to these sharp practices. and II the fox bounty
hunter can beat its provisions Mr.. Jewett
would like to see him do it. The measure pro-
vides thRt the State shall pay a bounty OF So
for every fox killed. The huntsman shall sub
init proofs Of the fox's death as follows: First.
he shall file an affidavit with the town clerk
setting forth the facts In the case. Then he
shall submit for inspection the pelt of the fox
together with the complete skull Of the animal.
The town clerk shall keep the skull and return
the peit WIN the bounty TO- ths huntSInan.
Is said. that should this bill. with even its rigid
requirements, pass. the town clerks offices in
some OF the back country districts would soon
be decorated with long rows of Rrim-looking.
needle toothed fox skulls.