New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-08-07
THE VERY LATEST.

all the rest OF yer d trash'
THE VERY LATEST.
This summer girl was up to date.
F9r she was xo, pa spnke i OF love to her
AS cold as liquid air.
Ina Daisy Cook is the name Of a new post
mistress In oklahoma.
Lost TIme-Algy-wh did you do when old
S2ust yoq k ssred s to ase then
started TO explain. then started 70 apologize ana
fnth sbouid have U done that in the first place
Judge.
In Butte Mont where they have curfew law.
the Mayor had to give strict orders for its en-
forcement because the bad boys violated 1t SO
boldly The first night after the order was given
four Of them lodged In jail. and II is believed
the law will no longer be considered dead letter
stlnging.-'I would were a bird"' walled the fair
Il would You were a box OF axle grease" Kissed
the dark man under the palm.
II wonder what he means by that" asked the
He means that axle grease stops screeching"
whispered the man In black suspenders.-CChlcago
News.
Another instance Of English barristers dispensing
with their wigs In hot weather IS reported and
this time II was members OF the Parliamentary
bar who took advantage OF considerable hint.
There were nine OF them before the Parliamentary
Committee Irish Railway Amalgamation the
other day. when Sir r. Pcnrose Fitzgerald. the
chairman remarked: "If any learned gentle
man would like TO take off his wig he Is at liberty
to do so" The day was broilIng hot and Instantly
the nine wigs rested the table. and other
barrlsters entered the room other wigs went to
swell the number In temporary disuse.
New Dilemma.-"Dld hear you say. con.
ductor. that the locomotive at the rear end OF
the train?" ., $3.50,
mountain"
sick If ride with my back to the locomotive"-
cleveland Plain Dealer.
Oliver Twist. Of unhappy memory, on a certain
memorable occasion. complained to the beadle:
Please. sir. want some more and this i'm
mortal remark OF the unfortunate Oliver would
TO up the present situation In Robert
Louis stevenson's last home. for certain of the
interested parties could with equal truth say,
Please, sir, want Samoa"
young hopeful sat In the window a long time
the other night during thunderstorm. and
templated the scene with II wise look on his face.
Then he turned to his mother. and said: Mamma,
the angels scratching matches on the sky"
-(GIOusehold Words
The British Ambassador 81 copenhagen has
Gently been engaged in rather curious correspond
ence with the Danish authorities IL came 10 his
notice that the jerry builders were making at
tempts to purchase the site " the tumulus where
the British soldiers who we're killed In 1897 were
buried The Ambassador objected TO the proposed
OF Dissertation and Il has been formally agreed
that for the future IN spite Of the enlargement OF
the towns precincts. the grave is TO be protected
by the Government.
The Cornfed Philosopher.'iI Heaven Will be very
lonesome place to a good many women said the
Cornfed Philosopher, unless they can have gen
eral housekeeping once In a while'-(lndlanapolis
Journal
The death f. announced CT dog belonging 10 the
Women's and Childrens Hospital, OF Cork Ireland
Leo was his name. and he well known not
only In Ireland but in many parts OF England. OF
dgnifed demeanor, he was always TO be seen
the streets, with his Alpine barrel slung around
his neck bent on errands OF mercy as important
as those of the great monastery dogs. He gathered
over fl 900 for the hospital. Leo won the proud
distinction Of carrying of the cup offered by the
Prince OF Wales to the dog who collected the
largest amount for a hospital and he also
known 10 the Princess OF Wales. who frequently
petted him. lie Is succeeded in his benevolent ex-
ertions by his eldest son, Leo.
An enterprlsng barber has made the unique re-
quest for space under the bis dome OF the State
capitol for barber shop or course. he was
promptly dismissed. ATLANTA Journal.
A monument to bismarck is to be erected by his
admirers in Munich. A prize competition held sew
era years ago did not lead 10 any satisfactory re-
suit hut recently ThooIor Fischer. the city archi-
tect submitted plan which has been accepted.
Warned.-"Did ! understand you to say some.
thin about teachin the young Idea how to shoot?'
asked a Clay County; KY. citizen.
Yes answered the man who Is Interested In
the work OF education
Vel 90 fur hts part Of the country is sCn;
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