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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
Seattle Markets.

Onions. new, $1,000 .65 per sack
Potatoes, new, 90c@$l
Beets, per sack, 81 10.
Turnips. per sack, 75c.
Carrots, per sack, soc.
Parsnips, per sack, $l@1.75.
Caulihower. 75c per doz.
Cabbage, native and Californis
e1@1.25 per 100 pounds.
Cherries, 75c@$l.
Peaches, 75@ @90c
Apples. $l.25@1.75 per box.
Pears, $l.75@2 per box.
Prunes. 81 per box.
Watermelons, $l@2.50.
Cantaloupes, SOC @$l.
Blackberries, $l.50@1.75
Butter-Creamery, 25c per pound
dairy 10000 ranch, IL "a @17c per lb.
Eggs, 26c.
Cheese--Native. l2@ 13c.
Poultry-l3@14c; dressed. 1870.
Hay-Puget Sound timothy. $7@9;
choice Eastern Washington tim
Dthy, $l4.00.
Whole. 1880; cracked, $2S;
feed meal, $4,000.
Barley-Rolled or ground, per ton
s2l; whole, $22.
Flour--Patent, per barrel, &3. so;
blended straights, $3.25; California
1926; buckwheat -four, $3. 80; graham,
per barrel, $S.6 whole wheat -four.
So; rye -four, $3.50.
Millstutfs--Bran, per ton, $l6;
shorts, per ton, SIG.
Feed-Chopped feed, $205O per
ton; middlings, per ton, $22; oil cake
meal, per ton, $50.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
San Francisco Market.

Wool--Spring-Neyada, lac lac per
pound; Oregon, Eastern, 100 lac; VAL
ley, 14@19c; Northern, 8@l0c.
Onions-Silverskin, 90c@$l per
sack.
Butter-Fancy creamery. 27@2Sc;
do seconds, 22@26c; fancy dairy,
23@25c do seconds, 19@22c per
pound.
Eggs Store, 1s@22C; fancy ranch, /,
10000.
Hops-Nominal.
Citrus Fruit-Oranges, Valencia,
$2.75@S.25; Mexican lines, $4,000;
California lemons, 75o@$l.5O; do
choice, $l.75@2.00 per box.
Hay-Wheat, $6h @91S; wheat and
oat, s7@s; oat. $s@9; best bar.
ley, 81 5O@7; alfalfa, $6.O0@7 per ton:
straw, 20@S5c per bale.
Potatoes-Early Rose, 10000:
Oregon Burkanks. $1.25@$l.5O; river
Burbanks. $4,000; Salinas Burbanks,
$l.25@1.50 per sack.
Tropical fruits-Bananas, $l.50@
2.50 per bunch; pineapples, sac
400; Persian dates, 6@61Sc pei
pound.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
WHEAT BADLY DAMAGED.
thirty Districts Report Injury to Fall
sown Grain.

sown Grain.
Reports received by r. @. Dun q
Co. from their correspondents IN the
grain centers of Oregon, Washington
and Idaho, show that the damage to
wheat in A districts runs from a nom.
inal figure to so per cent OF the crop,
and, in few instances. 90 per cent
is exceeded. Sixteen districts stated
that there has been no loss whatever.
Out OF the "A centeTs mentioned, ~
reported the injury to fall wheat and
20 the injury to spring wheat as eI-
ceeding 10 pei cent. The greatest
damage was caused by heavy rains, and
in many cases the correspondents de-
oIared that il the storms continued the
crops in their neighborhoods would be
nearly destroyed. In few fields in
Washington and Idaho, hot weather
also had an injurious effect, and in
some instances cold weather caused the
freezing of iall-sown wheat last win
ter.
Reports OF the prospects for fall trade
partook OF the Encouragement OF the
farmers in the damaged districts. The
predictions, as rule. were fair "
"not very fair.D and mot hattering,
while one correspondent thought II
Necessary to add to these lines, there
will be no distess," and another
tempered his opinion fair" with
considering" Many who are sta
toned in thriving places said the out
look might be called fair if the rain
would stop.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
ADMIRED BY LINCOLN.
Death of a Kentucky Heautv Recalls 9
a. A.. stah.I.gg Ea~Iw tF@

Death of a Kentucky BEAUTY Recalls a
Romance in "Abe's" Early Life.
The death Of Miss Mary Love Law
less, of Lexington, KY, recalls the ro-
nance of her girlhood days with Abra-
ham Lincoln. Mrs. Lawless was Mary
Love Joplin, daughter Of DIR. Josiah
Joplin. She resided in Mount Vernon,
where she became a reigning belle and
was known throughout western and
southern Kentucky for her extraordin-
ary beauty.
The occasion of her introduction to
Lincoln was the marriage of Judge
Alexander Mckee, of Illinois, to Mary
Hardin, in Mount Vernon. Miss Joplin
was one of the bridesmaids at the wed
ding and was pointed out TO Mr.. LIN
coin as the handsomest young girl In
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
Mnea al a Msfn-

"Oh, that | should have married a
funny manP' she walled.
"What is the matter, lovely dearY'
asked her most intimate friend.
"He came home and told me he had
sure way to keep jelly from getting
mouldy at the top, and when l asked
him how he said turn it upside down"
Boston Traveller.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
The Worst Part Of II.

De Jones-I hear your firm dis
charged you.
Smythe-Yes: but l wouldn't mind
that so much If they hadn't added In
suit to injury.
De JOnes-How so?
Smythe They advertised for boy
to fill my place.-Chicago News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
Rritish Rnv nf RnIk.

At Dearham, near Mayport, the win
ner Of the belt awarded for wrestling
by youths under 16 by the Northern
Counties Wrestling Association was J.
Tunstall, of Great Broughton, who is
only u years of age, stands over six
feet in height and weighs about twelve
stone Q69 pounds.-Birmingham Post.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

Hoax-Niblack's getting religious.
saw him reading the Bible to-day.
Joax-Huh! He was Just looking
through the Old Testament to see If
there was any mention of golf in con-
nectlon with the lynx Noah took into
the ark.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
coa,s of Fire.

Ethel-Lottie Totkins said you was
too mean to live, cause you wouldn't
let me play with her.
Fond Mother-And what did you say,
Ethelf
Ethel-I heaped Goals Of fire on her
head. said / hoped her mamma
wasn't as mean as you are.-ohlo State
Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
Railroad smoking Compartments.

European railroads have smoking
compartments for men, and women's
compartments. They have now to deal
with women passengers who insist ON
smoking and will not 60 into the mems
compartment. Belgium, where the first
cases have arisen, now puts up the
sign, Smoking forbidden" on all
women's compartments.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

"Did you notice? She has a white
silk suit which she wears to the base
ball game"
'Yes; she told me she thought 1t ap-
propriate. 1t was made over from an
old ball dress. Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
Nnt Wnnted There.

Mother-Bobby, this is the third time
I've caught you stealing jam, and I'm
getting tired of It.
Bobby-Well, why don't yGu quit
hanging round the pantry, then2
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
Objection Overrnled.

Hell am going for a drive in the
country this evening. Would you care
to accompany me?
She-1 would dearly love to go, but
Pm so afraid of horse.
He-But mine is so gentle that l al
ways tie the reins about the whip and
let him follow his own inclination.
She-And you have both hands free?
oh. how delightful. OF course I'll go.
Chicago News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
Knew the Sort.

Eleanor's Mother-You do Eleanor
great injustice, my dear. She is not
idle, only delicate. She has no power
Of endurance.
Eleanors Father-Humph! know
all about her power of endurance. It's
the kind that'll let her dance all night
in shoes two sizes too small for her,
and make her too tired the next day
to dust the parlor.-New York World.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
No Cauae for Worry

Kind Lady-It must be awful not to
know where your next meal is coming
from.
Tramp-Dat don't bodder me none.
Ez long ez | know dat it's comm
don't keer where 1t comes from.-New
York Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
In the Poetry "Businesa /"

A correspondent, writing from Tex
arkana, says:
Il have two sons in the poetry busl-
ness. They can write IT by the yard,
or foot-just as needed | don't know
how you measure it, but what would
you give for five or six yards? My
boys are Woodworking fellows, and
they need the money."-Atlanta Con-
stltutlon.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
Not q Copfidinp Nature.

Mr.. Johnsing-I don't like dat Farmer
Jones. He's too spiclous.
Mr.. Jackson-What's he done now?
Mr.. Johnsing-He's done gone an put
a slx-foot bahb-wiah fence aroun' his
melon patch.-New York Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
A Fortune in strawberries.

j. P. Bryant, the Bardwell (Ky). mil
llonaire, owns the largest strawberry
patch in the world. 1t covers 100
acres and has made his fortune.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
al Contrlbutory Canae.

Sagebrush Sam-Yer say Bill died Of
a lame arm. How could that be?
Cactus Charlie-Why, yer see, his
arm wuz so stiff that he couldn't draw
his gun quick, an the other feller got
the drop on him.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
Merely a sugrestion.

Long-Have you forgotten that So
you borrowed of me some time ago?
Short-Oh, no; still have it in mind.
Long-WelE don't you think this
would be good time to relieve your
mind of it?
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

Softleigh A bwilliant - aw-idea
stwuck me lawst evening, doncher
anow.
Miss Cutting-Indeedl And ala II
have a fender on it2
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
WHY He turned 1t over.

"Pardon me, Mr.. Suffer-" said the
landlady, "but will you kindly inform
me why you turn that piece of pie up
side DOWN.
Because it's an open-faced pie, Mrs.
Durham"
"What has that to do with itY
"Well, you see, Mrs. Durham, was
brought up on pies with an upper
crust t"-Cleyeland Plain Dealer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

male and female, black and white, who
had been mended at her expense. She
was so delighted that she Immediately
placed another check for $500 to her
credit on the same terms, and 1t is now
being earned In the same way.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

"She is two-faced. that is what she
L."
"Well. she does enough talking to
keep six ordinary faces busy. Indian
apolis Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
New York World.


"Squibber doesn't write any more
Jokes about mothers-in-law."
"Oh, no; you see he has one now
Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
A nelicnte Matter

mo-" said Miss Cayenne. 81 don't
think / should care to vote. Public
affairs are too difficult for me-"
'You used to say they were very sim
pie"
II have changed my mind. 1t seems
to be almost as hard to determine whom
you should snub in politics as it is in
society. Washington Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

An honest man has very little to say
about his honesty. The sun has no
need to boast Of its brightness.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
From Different Points of View.


Inventor What is your candid opdn-
ion Of my device?
Friend-It is practically worthless.
Inventories; supposed as much;
but even a worthless opinion is some
times better than none.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

Nothing makes a woman feel quite
so badly as to have company call and
catch her husband in his stocking feet,
with holes In his stockings.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
Money No Obiect to Them.

"Are the Spenlows richW
Erich is hardly strong enough word
for it. They own half interest in an
automobile" e."-Chicago Times Herald.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

Baron-To-day you viii get the sew
en- marks owe you; am engaged to
rich woman.
Schuster (frightened)-Surely, Baron,
you will not marry ON my account
Fliegende Blaetter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
One Attrnction, Anyway.

"She's going to marry liveryman."
"Well, l presume she is sure that he
has a stable income."-Philadelphla
Bulletin.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

When a brides husband goes away,
it is necessary to amuse her, as they
amuse a baby when its mother goes
down town to q dry goods store.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
I he Way of the summer Girl.

Maud-What made you accept Chaw-
ley so soon?
Madge-Why, dear, I wanted to get
his ring secure before Jack proposed
jewelers. Weekly.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
have a fend

The wears daughter-Papa was very
shocked, Giles, to see you standing out
side the "Green Man" this morning,
after church.
The village reprobate-Oi can sure
ye, miss, 1t wus ma fault O. moine that
wus standin' ootside!-Punch.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

The short tale is all right in litera-
ture, but the docked horse no doubt
thinks II Is all wrong in fly time.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
jealousy,

Dolly-My cheeks are all on fire.
Her best friend-I thought l smelt
burning paintl-Boston Globe.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

When most men tell a funny story
they have to laugh themselves to show
the paint
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO
INGS HERE AND THERE.

Jokes and JOkelets that Are Supposed
70 Have Been Recently BOrn-sayinEs
and Doings that Are Old, Curious and
LauRha habIs-The Weeks Humor.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

"And now that you are through col
Iege, what are you going to dor asked
q friend of the youthful graduate.
IL shall study medicine" was the
grave reply of the ambitious young
man.
"But isn't that profession already
overcrowdedp asked the friend.
POSSIBLY It is," answered the know
ing youth, "but l propose to study
medicine just the same, and those who
are already in the profession viii have
to take their chances"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

"My father" said the sweet young
thing, 'is gold bug. Are your
NO" replied the young man. 81 he
long In the melanoeste piclpes class"
"Good graciousw she exclaimed,
whats thatY
THAT" he FASTENED to explain. with
the aid OF practical Illustration, lis
the scientific name Of the kissing bug"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08
, tn. ni1emmo,s Short Horn


81 can't invite Mrs. Seron Yellow to
my house any more"
"Why notT
"She gets mad If don't ask her to
sing, and all my guests get mad II l
dc. cleveland Leader.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1899-09-08

Some people who set out to 60 to
hell, can't get there.
Austin's Hawaiian weekly. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1899-190?, 1899-10-21

alike by, personal and passing friends,
honored by his constituents in his polit,cal
career and dies lamented at the age of
slxty-seven, by all who knew him. white
and native alike. Captain King earned his
nautical title on the Islands by his various
commands in the interests of Wilder & Co.
and others, finally becoming wharf super
lntendent until the overthrow of the mon
archy saw him installed in the Cabinet of
the provisional Government. An incident
in Captain Kings career as Minister of the
Interior may be recalled with some interest.
not from what the results were or might
have been, but showing the prompt energy
OF the man. When, some few years back.
II. IS. M. 5. Champion, Captain Rock.
lay IN the harbor, her gallant commander,
hospitality entertained, let slip the fact that
ne intended trip to Necker Island to take
possession of that volcanic rock as pos
sib!e BILE station for Her Majesty. Hardly
had the hint been dropped than the inter-
island steamer Waialeale was impressed
into service, and, steaming to the northwest
while the armored cruiser Champion was
lelsurely ploughlng across the channel,
party OF shirt sleeved Americans and ma
tves were grouped around Minister King
and the hastily-erected flag staff, on which
the proclamation that annexed Necker ISL
and IN the name of the Hawaiian Govern
ment.
captain King being a charter member of
Paclfc Lodge and also of Royal Arch
Chapter and Honolulu Commandery, will
nave full Masonic honors at the funeral in
addition to full State funeral. The bodv
lies in state in the old throne room and the
burial takes place tomorrow at three
O'Clock.
Austin's Hawaiian weekly. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1899-190?, 1899-10-21
Captain J. A. King.

"The old order changeth, giving place to new"
With the passing of Captain J. A. King
another of the old regime has left
vacancy. Not for nothing did the alala-
moa come in from the sea.
Austin's Hawaiian weekly. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1899-190?, 1899-10-21
Death of DR.. HYDE.

After life-work for his master, full of
careful conscientious effort, with no
thought of his own need or comfort a
thorough missionary in the truest sense of
the word; after visit to his boyhood's
Eastern home, DR.. Chas. McEwen HYDE.
DID,, returned to the Islands, for twenty
two years the scene of his so SUGGEST
!!abors, only as faithful servant to "entul
into the joy of his Lord. At the age err
siXty-seven, the same as the late c of
King s.. surrounded by his wife and aptain
Austin's Hawaiian weekly. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1899-190?, 1899-10-21

hand to, promptly and well. Heralded by
heredity, gifted by grace, enlarged by edu-
cation, the doctor mind was store-house
of thought and knowledge freely open,
freely offered to all. In his death the COM
munity at large suffers an irreparable loss
sustained by the thought that in wider
sphere he attains the only reward he would
wish larger capacity and opportunity for
doing good.
Austin's Hawaiian weekly. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1899-190?, 1899-10-21

clairvoyant-if there be one in town-and.
in the interest of the public, we recommend
that his identity be kept secret, so that
Mr.. Sewell may be prevented from laying
violent hands on him. He may be able, by
reading the complexion of Mr.. McKinley's
mind, to inform us who will be the first
Governor of Hawaii, when the question is
decided before it is known on the main
land.
Austin's Hawaiian weekly. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1899-190?, 1899-10-21
Since the

Dom Paul the and has made an an,
man OF the Hour. viable reputation not
only as a diplomat, but
for his remarkable tirmness in dealing with
the aggressive policy forced upon the
Iransvaal by England President Kruger
is unquestionably the man of the hour. If
ne ne yields now, the independence of the
Republic is doomed. Joe Chamberlain S
colonial. policy for complete control in
South Africa is positively cold. blooded,
and unworthy of the greatest nation on
earth. 1t is only question of time when
the annexation of the Transvaal must come,
and England can afford to wait 1t is not
to be hope-for that Dom Paul will yield to
the demands of England, and bloody war
IN IN South Africa seems inevitable in spite of
the news which arrived just before going to
press, that the Beers are retiring from the
border. The reason given for this move
ment is the fact that the commissary depart
ment is udequal to the demand. 1t is hoped,
however, in the interests of peace, that the
Beers are yielding
Austin's Hawaiian weekly. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1899-190?, 1899-10-21

Objects, alleged gentlemen, un-
mercifully beat a hackman and
refused to pay his fare, and the
commander of the transport defied
the police, who attempted to
arrest them. The attention of
the Washington officials should
be called to this matter.
Austin's Hawaiian weekly. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1899-190?, 1899-10-21

DEFY LOCAL AUTHORITY Honolulu has
been overrun with American soldiers for
the last two or three months. No one can
have greater admiration for the armv than
the people of Honolulu, but this city objects
to be run by soldiers. Volunteers or req
ulars on leave certainly have no more
privileges than civilians, and are as amen
able to the local authorities. A few months
ago the provost guard of one of the trans
ports, lined up before the station house in
battle array and demanded the delivery of
man. an VINO had been breaking the peace
OF the city. To the credit of the police
force, be it said, the soldier was not deliv-
cred up, in spite of the angry threats of
fifty soldiers with fixed bayonets. Not lone
since Pauahi street had to be cleared bv
the mounted police. And this week. five
Austin's Hawaiian weekly. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1899-190?, 1899-10-21

Captain King has for thirty years been
spected by his business associates, loved
Austin's Hawaiian weekly. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1899-190?, 1899-10-21

sui W1t1G Quiet rtIatlVeS and the
Rev. kincaid he passed, uncon-
sclously, as he had been for three
days, to better land.
The funeral was most impressive,
the missions, Hawaiian. Portuguese.
Chinese and Japanese in full force
attesting tribute to his efforts in their
behalf.
DR.: Hyde's influence upon the
moral liteof the Islands is far-reach-
ing in time and distance. His time
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1899-03-16
Uses OF PUN.

1t almost as II the Old saying, cot.
ton is king" might be revised 10 apply
to woodpuip. Woodpulp has been used
as substitute for iron. ivory and in
Vulnerable kinds of animal and vega-
table fibre. AS Il material FOR car
wheels the manufacturers have found
ii superior to any kind of metal. bein.
about three times as durable as Steel
and much more elastic. 1t has been
found availab bic as Il material for paw
ing bricks. drain thing and conduitS
for lccetric cables. For ivory. which
is becoming scarcer every day, GEL
lulose is the best substitute that has
yet been found. When properly treat
ed it is practically proof against heat
and moisture. hence it has been found
superior 10 timber as Il material 70:
telegraph poles and screws. Cannon.
too. and bicycles are made out of
woodpulp in Germany and Chicago re
spectively; while Il Frcnchman has
succeeded in producing thread
from the substance. which he declares
can be worked into all sorts Of fabrics.
4 Vienna inventor declares that his
woodpulp leather is superior to ani-
NAL leather in fneness ana durability
Among other articles made of wool.
pulp are boats. canoes, cusDidOrs
pals. 1Iower-pOts. tables, chairs. bu,
Teaus, barrels, wagons, hOrscsEocs
and imitation porcelain ware. TIE
| manufacture OF silk from woodpulp is
now an important industry in England
and France Age