The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1899-09-06

You cannot Judge man by the
umbrella he v..c.-:es because the
chances are that it g someone else's.
Sick Headache is the bane OF many
lives, DR.. NJ. A. Simmons Liver Med
icine cures and prevents this annoy
ing complaint.
Many men court distinction, but
the wedding day dawns for the few.
The unhappy mortal whose Liver
is inactive is miserable without ap-
parent cause. DR.. NJ. A. Simmons
Liver Medicine makes life worth
living.
When a man starts out to cover
his tracks be makes a lot of new
ones.
To eat with Appetite, Digest with
Comfort and Sleep with Tranquility,
take dose of DR.. M. A. Simmons
Liver Medicine occasionally.
A true love letter is written with
utter disregard for future possibili-
ties.
Frequently Protracted Constipa.
ton causes Inflammation of the
Bowels. Remedy-use DR.. M. A.
Simmons Squaw Vine Wine or
Tablets are invaluable.
An industrious man with good
sense doesn't have to depend upon
luck.
Quickly cure constipation and res
build and invigorate the entire sys.
tem-never gripe or nauseate-De-
Wits Little Early Risers. j. E.
Kaufman.
After some wives succeed in get
ting the last word they sit down and
cry over it.
Irritating stings, bites, scratches,
wounds and cuts sootbed and healed
by DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve,-a
sure and safe application for tortured
flesh. Beware of counterfeits. j.
E. Kaufman.
A rumor is ahoat that a northern
syndicate has bought the Columbia
canal for one million dollars.
One Minute Cough Cure quickly
cures obstinate summer coughs and
colds. II consider it a most Won
derful medicine,-quick and safe
W. w. Merton, Mayhem, Wis. j.
Z. Kaufman.
Abbevlle is to have an $4,000
roller flour mill end another cotton
factory is talked Of.
| Let disease come as they will,
Take Life of the Liver and be
healthy still;
Pleasant to take, unlike pill,
Regulates the system and cures
every i'll.
A strawberry plant set in dry
patch Of sand will send out its rum
ners in the direction to which the
best soil suitable for it's growth lies
nearest.
J. II. Lunsford & Son, Craft, Tex,
say that Ramon's Pepsin Chill Tonic
is certainly the best on the market.
They have never known it to fail to
cure. Have just ordered more and
must have it. Tasteless and guar
antecd. SOC. For sale by G. NJ.
Harman.
"Whatis meant by realistic felton,"
"It means the kind of fiction In
which the writer gives his characters
his own virtues and his neighbours
failings."
Spring is here and nature some
times needs assistance and there is
nothing better than DR.. Bakers
great vegetable blood and liver cure.
1t corrects the system and keeps the
machinery working satisfactorily. 1t
is good for rheumatism, scrofula,
syphilis, drcpsy, catarrh and all dis
eases of the blood, liver and kidneys,
ard general debility. The greatest
blood purifier known. For sale at
the Bazaar. Price Sl.00 for large
bottle.
Simon. Simon. There are bur-
girls in the house" That's all
right, Mary. 1 made an assignment
. of everything, today, for the benefit
of my creditors"
The pain OF a burn or scald is al
most instantly relieved by applying
Chamberlain's Pin Balm. It also
heals the injured parts more quickly
than any other treatment, and with
out the burn is very severe does not
Lawn O ooor Fer sale bv T r..