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Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
ODDITIES OF DIET.
Different Articles OF FOOD Consid.
cred Edible by the People
OF Various Nations.

Among the various nations there have
been great differences as to articles con-
sidered edible, and, of course, among
such as could be procured. The Tar.
tars, Marco Polo says, ate horses, cam
els, dogs and drank mares milk. The
Scythians also, according to Herodotus,
drank mares milk. In China birds
nests. rats and snails are eaten. The
edible birds nests are found in the Nico-
bors, o cluster of islands In the Bay of
Bengal. These nests. built by the Me
obar swallows, form one OF the princi.
Fal exports OF the islands. The Green
landers depend largely on seals. The
ancient Germans, according to Tacitus,
ate wild apples, flesh and cheese. In
Abyssinia the natives cut steak from
tie live COW, according to Bruce, and
ate the meat warm with the natural
heat. says Lippincott's.
Among the Egyptians near Elephan-
tine the crocodile was an article Of food
lie Egyptians thought wheat and bar
ley poor food; they ate principally spela
and yea. The priests ate beet, geese,
aud took wine, but not fish. The ERyp-
tians did not eat beans or raise them.
They did not eat the head Of any crea-
ture. They ate honey and raisins.
Among them no cattle were killed ex-
cept for sacrifice. They ate sheep and
goats. and swine's flesh only when Of
tered to Bucchus and Luna. They had
no vines, but made liquor from bar
ley. They ate fish fresh and salted, or
dried in the sun; also quail and ducks.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
LOST HER FARE.
Bat tho Young won.. would uet
Hunt for It, and No
Wonder,

"Fare, please" said the conductor 70
the young woman who sat in the street
car, picture Of woe.
"Ican't pay you this time" answered
the young woman, family.
"Why can't you, ma'am?' In sus-
picious tone.
I'll have lost my fare"
"Did you have it when you gotin7'
eyes, but haven't it now. You can
take my address, and I'll send It 70
you"
II can't do that" said the man. .IFs
against the rules. If you lost your fare
10 his car there is no reason why you
should not find it again. I'll help you
to look for it."
mo, moi" said the woman, In state
of alarm. II tell you that 1t Is lost, and
you will have to trust me to send It 70
you"
every strange," said the conductor.
suspiciously. IF you lost IT here I can't
see any reason why you can't ind "
again. How did you lose it?"
TITS gone down my heck.." shrieksd
the young woman, driven to despera-
ton, and then the other passengers r..
membered seeing her addNns With her
collar.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
A COUNTS VISION.
Il rurnishes . Very Remarkable H.
lustration Of Probable Tele.
pathic Perception.

I can vouch for the truth of the fol-
lowing interesting case OF clairvoy-
ance, says London Mail writer: On
August IL young man named 1.-TWO
Cibrario, belonging to one of the most
ancient families of Turin, while at
tempting to climb the peak Of Roc
ciamelone, in the Maritime Alps, lost
his way, and on the following morning
search party found his body, terribly
deep crevasse.
Count Cibrario, the unfortunate
young mans father, who was at Turin
and knew nothing Of his sons. expedi-
ton to the Rocciamelone, on the night
of the accident aroused the rest of the
family, announcing with tears that
1.-TWO was dead. He had seen him dis
tinctly, he said, blood flowing from his
battered head, and had heard these
words spoken in voice of terrible
anguish:
Father I slipped down precipics
and broke my head, and I am dead.
Uquite dead"
The other members of the family
tried in vain to persuade the poor count
that the CHASTITY vision was nothing but
a nightmare, and the bereaved father
continued in state Of anxiety border
ing upon distraction till the morning,
when the official confirmation of the
terrible accident reached him.
This case of telegraphy, or whatever
name may be given to similar phenom-
ena, is considered all the more remarka-
able, as Count Cibrario is very quiet,
matter-of-fact person, and has never
suffered from disorders of the nervous
system or dabbled in spiritualism.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
Sailors, Love Of AntmaI..

An incident illustrating the sailors
attachment for animals recently was
reported in the London Times. The
item was as follows: "As Commander
Lewis Blackburn, of the cruiser Blen-
helm, was leaving the hulk Royal AIDE
laide, in Chatham dock yards, on the
night of November "a, gazelle which
hehadrecently broughtfrom abroadran
to meet him, and while fondly rub
bing against him fell overheard. Com
mander Blackburn. who was in full uni
form. promptly plunged into the basin,
although the risk was great, the night
being intensely dark and there being
chails between the Adelaide and other
ships. Shouting for lights to be
brought. he kept himself and the ga
zelle afloat until both were rescued"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
AS GOOD AS A NATIVE.
How General Kitchener Inperssa-
ated N Arab and Convicted
Two Spies.

Gen. Sir Herbert Kitchener, the sir-
dar commanding the AngloEgyptian
expedition in the Sudan, 10 evidently .
man Of resource, If story told Of him
be true. The sirdar is tall, dark
skinned man who in disguise would
easily pass for native, and his knowl-
edge Of the character Of the tribes, and
of their language, gives him an i'd
vantage in dealing with the people.
At one Of his camps on the Nile. 70
runs the story, two Arab chiefs, date
sellers, were on a certain occasion a..
rested, being suspected OF being spies.
They were confined in the guard tent,
and were not left alone, for soon after
their detention third Arab prisoner
was unceremoniously bundled into the
tent.
Thereupon,ana animated jabbering be-
gan, and was carried on for few min
utes. The two prisoners were by no
means reticentin the presence Of one OF
their own race, who was, like them
selves, prisoner, and they let their
tongues wag fast.
After few minutes conversation
the sentry was surprised to see tho
latest arrival draw aside the door and
step out.
"All right, sentry" he said. II am
going to the general"
It was Kitchener, and he had himself
Investigated the case to see that Jus
tice was done.
A few minutes moro passed, and
again the door was opened. This time
an orderly appeared. He handed q
spade to each Of the prisoners. and they
were then marched outside. made to dig
their own graves, and shot. Theywere.
in truth, as had been suspected, spies,
and the general had convinced himself
of the fact.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
Advantage Of Teaehias.

Returning from school with pump
kin seed in her hand, little girl In
formed her mother that her teacher
had taught her that the seed was white,
but the pumpkin was yellow. The
mother asked: "What Is the color Of
the vine?" The fve-year-old said that
her teacher had not taught her that.
But" said her mother, you know, for
you have seen the vines in the garden, -
"Of course have, but we are not ex-
pected to know anything until ne have
been taught" ---.u4-..4-.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
school DECLARED . nuisance.

"A school has been adjudged to be .
nuisance by Justice Romer Of the Eng
lish chancery court. A schoolmaster
took q house at Turnbridge Wells on
the assurance that there was nothing
to prevent its being used es q school
He afterward discovered In his lease Q
covenant that no trade or business
should be carried on In the house
which would cause any noise injurious
or disturbing to the neighbofs and
asked to be released. Justice Romer
allowed the resembling Of the lease, a.
there was no doubt that an action
against the school ss q nuisance would
succeed
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
Curious oath.

The most curious EuropeagSoath IL
administered in Norway. Ths.witness
raises his thumb, his fore4inger and his
middle finger. These aignity the Trim
1ty. while the larger Of the upliftsd
angers is supposed to represent the
soul of the witness, and tie smaller TO
indicate his body. Before the oath 10
taken long exhoytation Is delivered.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
Application for Bids for Bonds of Otero
County, New Mexico.

The undersigned will receive sealed
bids up to 10 O'Clock a. M, on the 10Th
day of July, A. d. 1899, for the purchase
at not less than 50 per cent o. the par
value of principal of the whole or any
part of the issue, which will be for five
thousand dollars $4,000. Said bon Is
will be issued for a period of twenty
years with the option on h part OF
Otero county to redeem the same or any
part thereof after ten years from is
suance. They will bear interest at six
per cent per annum from date Of issue,
payable semi-annually at the Chemical
National Bank of New York City, said
interest payments to be evidenced by
coupons attached to the bonds.
This issue of bonds will be made I'M
der authority of an act passed by the
33d legislative assembly Of New Mexico,
providing therefor, approved the 3Oth
day of January, A. d. 1899, in denomi-
nations of one hundred dollars or null
tiples thereof. Sales will be made of
the entire issue, or in parts Of the is
sue, to the highest and best bidder for
cash, delivery to be made at the First
National Bank Of Santa Fe, N. M. The
board of county commissioners OF Otero
county reserves the right to reject any
or all bids made for this issue of county
bonds, if deemed for the best interest Of
the county. For further particulars ad-
dress the undersigned at his office in
Alamogordo, New Mexico.
w. S. SHEPHERD,
Clerk of the Board of County Commits
sioners, Otero County, N. M.
July s. July %
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
IS IT RIGHT
For An Editor to Recommend Patent
Madicines2

From Sylvan Valley News, Brevar, N. G.
1t may be a question whether the edi-
tor of a newspaper has the right to pub
licly recommend any of the various pro-
prietary medicines which flood the mar
ket, yet as a preventive of suffering we
feel it a duty to say a good word for
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy. We have known and
used this medicine in u family for 20
years and have always found it reliable.
In many cases a dose of this remedy
would save hours of suffering while a
physician is awaited. We do not believe
in depending implicitly on any medicine
for a cure, but we do believe that if a
bottle of Chamberlain's Diarrhoea Rem
edy were kept OF hand and administered
at the inception of an attack much snf-
fering might be avoided and in very
many cases the presence of a physician
would not be required. Atleast this has
been our experience during the past 20
years. For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
NAMING II BABY.

Der leedle boy vot yust arrived
Abouid some weeks ago
His voice vas learning for to make
Dot noise vich is a crow.
Und also sometimes ven I vent
Und sboke NIT him avile
He twists his leedle face arount
Und makes vot is n smile
I wonder vot to call him? f.,
-ssr-
Some say Thomas,
Some say Tim, 49,
Some say Stephen, ,%7atM
Some say Jim, .ssNSSeJ1fS
Some say Diederich, NTTshSssH
Some say Matt, ~ l%NSb
Some say Daniel. .1SS3WM
Some say Pat, 4lsAsy4a
Some say Goethe, HHsSSE9 RG5
Some say Chloe NsssslEAs
doan'd know. I"
I ask dot leedle boy himself
Vot name he drinks will do,
Und den he makes a funny wink
Und says py me, "Ah, Cool"
All Goo! Dot is a Chinese name!
I guess vot he doan'd like
To be called dot ven he grows ub!
Much bedder i'd vas Mike!
I wonder vot I call him?
Some say Heinrich, nj i
Some say Net, IN Z
Some say Villum, ~ :
Some say Fret,
Some say Dewey, 4 :.
Some say Schley, -
Some say Sampson,
Some say 81,
Some say Chasper,
Some say Snitz,
So I dink I
Call him Fritz!
Baltimore American.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11

"We have sold many different cough
remedies, but non has given better sat
isfaction than Chamberlain's," says Mr..
Charles Holzhauer, druggist, Newark,
N. j. cit is perfectly safe and a be
relied upon in all cases of coughs, colds
or hoarseness." Sold by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
Low Rates to Mexico City.

The Mexican Central Railway will sell
excursion tickets from Ell
Paso to Mexico City on July %, %, 20,
80, August 5, 6, II and 10, at $500, Unit
ed States currency, for the round trip.
Tickets good for thirty days from date
of sale, and allow stop-overs. For fur
Their information address
B. J. KUHN, Commercial Agent,
Ell Paso, Tex.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
Am Epidemic off piarrhoea.

Mr.. A. Sanders, writing from Cocoa
nut Grove, Fla, says there has been
quite an epidemic OF diarrhoea there.
He had a severe attack and was cured by
four doses of Chamberlain's Collie, Chol-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy. He says he
also recommended it to others and they
say it is the best medicine they ever
used. For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
adj

"Did I understand you," said the
imposing and handsome lady caller,
''that marriage is a civil contractY
Nothing is better settled, madam"
replied the lawyer whom she was con-
sulting.
"Then I desire you to proceed against
my husband at once for breach of con-
tract"
"But on what grounds, my dear la
dyT'
"He hasn't been civil to me an hour
since we were married. Detroit Free
Press.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
Spent a Good Farm poctoriue.

Mr.. A. N. NOEL, of Asherville, Kas.,
says he spent a good farm d%octoring
himself for chronic diarrhoea, but got no
relief and was afraid that he must die.
He CHANGED to get hold of a bottle of
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy and was permanently
cured by it. For sale by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11

DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. They
knoW what they are talking about. Women
who suffered from painful irregularities,
from Inflammation, liberation, displaced
organs, bearing-down pains, or any other
form of female disorder, which undermines
the health and skaters the nerves,-such
women know when they are we'll and why
they are we'll. They do not hesitate to say:
81 know 'Favorite Prescription cured
me-" There are half a million women
Witnesses like these:
~ am enjoying good health, thanks to your
kind advice and valuable remedies, writes Mrs.
Anna Willy, of Worthwhile, Sphinx Co., S. Oak.
michigan House). II suffered very much with
female weakness and other ailments for moe
than two years, when l wrote to you for advice
After carefully following your advice and taking
six bottles eact cf DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton and Golden Medical Discovery l am now
a well and happy woman"
"I had been a great sufferer from female weak.
ness" writes Mrs. NJ. B. Wallace, of Muenster,
Cook Co, Texas. 81 tried four doctors and none
did inc any good. l suffered six years, but i
last I found relief. I followed your advice, and
took four bottles of Golden Medical Discovery,
and eight of the 'Favorite Prescription ! now
feel like a neW Uoman I have gained eighteen
pounds
Sick women can consult DR.. Pierce with.
out charge, and thus get the benefits of his
long experience in diseases peculiar to
women. Write freely. Write fully. Your
letter will be treated as a sacred confidence,
and its answer will be written with fatherly
friendliness, as we'll as medical knowledge.
Write without fear as without fee.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
An Inference.

"Such are the delusions to which the
human senses and understanding are
susceptible" remarked the man who
doesn't care whether you comprehend
him or not, "that, logically speaking,
it is absolutely impossible to be abso-
lutely u of anything"
"Dear mel" exclaimed Miss Cayenne.
II didn't know you were one"
"WhatT
"a weather prophet. '-Washington
Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
somethiues Equally Good,

So you're not going to let your boy
have any fireworks on the Fourth?
No.
Don't you think that's rather hard for
the youngster?
Oh, no. I've promised to take him to
the country and let him fall out of one
of his grandpa's cherry ees.-Chicago
Times-Herald.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11

Sweet Girl with many admirers)-
I've been taken out sleigh riding %
times this winter.
Practical Father (meditatively)-
Twenty-three times-$23O, if a cent
My dear, do you really think you are
worth all that expenditure?
Sweet Girl-Oh, it wasn't much for
each one, you knowl There were 20 of
them. New York Weekly.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder. 1t cures
painful, smarting, nervous feet and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out of cprns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery of the age.
Aliens Foot-Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy. 1t is a certain cure for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching
feet. Try it today. Sold by all drug
gists and shoe stores. BY mail for 25c
in stamps. Trial package FREE. Ad-
dress. Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
Her Opinion.

81 am afraid that we are going to
have trouble with Agoncillo and Agui-
naldo," said the young man who cannot
be anything but serious.
"Really? ?" answered the pretty girl
with fluffy hair.
eyes. What do you think of them?'
"Why-uh-they certainly have
pretty names, haven't they ?'-Wash-
ington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
A Possible Clew.

Brown lat the club)-More than an
hour ago / sent a messenger boy with a
note requiring an nsMer He should
have been back in ten minutes, but
hasn't returned yet.
Smith-Have you seen the evening
paper?
Brownie, why do you ask?
Smith-It reports a case of kidnap-
ing. Perhaps it may be the kid you
sent-fell asleep while walking along,
you know.--Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11

Notice H. hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his intention
to make fnalp proof In support Of his claim,
and that said proof will be made before the
August Z, 1895, viz: Gabriel Romero for the
W Y NV Y and se Y nwk Of sec. 80 and lots 1
and Q of sec. 30, tip. II n, r 10 g.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon and cultiva.
ton Of said land, viz:
Luciano Valdez, Martin Vigil, Jesus Ortls y
Moya, Jose Montoya, all Of Santa Ee, N. M.
MANUn r.. OT1no,
Register.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
Never Hasty.

II am glad to say" remarked Mr..
Meekton, "that I never spoke a hasty
word to you"
"No, Leonidas, answered his wife
rather gently, II am willing to give
you credit for not h~urrying about any
thing. "-Washington Star.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
True to Nature.

Artist showing picture-Now my dear
Gilmer given me your candid opinion of
my wood nymphs.
Gilmer-Perfect, my dear boy. One
would actually think they were made of
wood.
The artist is thinking this compliment
oyer.-Tit Bits.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
Declined with Thanks.

Quads-Did you get a check for that
poem you sent to Gushley's magazine?
~Spacer-Yes, got it the following day.
Quads-How much was it?
Spocer-Oh, not much; only three
words written with a blue pencil.
Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
A Gauiuaceous Roast.

1t, said the hen, as she surveyed the
size-and-a-half egg she had just laid,
will take a pretty good hailstone to
equal that.
Even in the lower walks of nature
there is ambition and emulation.
INDIANAPOLIS journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
In the Moonshine District.

ri want to get you," said the book
agent, .to take The Life of Burns.
Stranger, said the old moonshiner.
II never took the life Of any man, 'cept
a revenue detective, an that don't
count. I'm law abidin, I aml"-At-
lanta Constitution
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
Reason for the Change.

Why did you change milkmen?
Well, l 4 discovered that the n l am
taking milk from now has a nice, clear
spring on his farm, while the other had
nothing but a oistern.-Chicago Post.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
Central Timal


Train No. / leaves Pecos daily $3.50 ..
M, arrives Carlsbad 1880 .. M, Roswell
HAS p. m, Amarillo $50 p. M, con-
Meeting with A., T. & s. F. and F. w.
8 D. G. Rys.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily 5:35
.. M, arrives Roswell 1925 p. M, Carls-
bad 8:15 p. M, Pecos 1O:4O p. m. con-
Meeting with the Texas 4 Pacific Ry.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oaks and
Nogal, N. M, leave Roswell, N. M,
daily except Sunday at 7 q. m.
For low rates, for information regard.
ng the resources OF this valley, prices
Of lands, ETC., address
D. q. NICHOLS
General Manager,
DON D. DONAHUE, 1ddy, n. II.
Gen. Fri. and Pass Agent,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
An Erroneou. Proverb.

The Poets Wife-Why do they say
the pen is mightier than the sword3
The Poet-I'm sure I don't know.
That sword swallower on the next floor
seems pretty well fixed, while I haven't
a bite to eat in the house. -Yonkers
Statesman
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
"What's the matter now 2"
Swift Reaction.

"Now, thank goodness, I'm done
with you forever. When you meet me
again, George Billmore, I don't want
you to speak to me.
II won't. Miss Bingo."
IF you don't, you're the meanest
man that ever lived. Chicago Trib-
une.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11

Mamma-Ethel, what do you mean by
shouting in that d%isgraceful fashion?
See how quiet Willie is. Ethel-Of
course he's quiet; that's our game. He's
papa coming home late and I'm you.-
The Rival.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
Taking

Grimson-What is the matter with
Flubeyi ! never heSrd . man talk as
fast as he does
Hapley-Yes; he has begun to take
boxing lessons. Boston Transcript
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11

NOW lts u
Mamie thought you said you were
not going to the department store en-
ployees' ball?
Katie-Well, I didn't think I could
afford it at first, but 1 understand they
have marked down the tickets from 81
to 81 cents. -Yonkers Statesman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
A Billyille P-hiloaonher.

"Some folks in dis worl'," said the
old colored deacon, faint got no con-
science; but, ez for me, I'd or had one
dis long time ct I'd des knowed how
ter spell iti'-Atlanta Constitution.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11
Too Obedient.

"What is the trouble between Hetty
Highup and Mark SpottleY
"She wrote to him one day and told
him some great secret she didn't want
anybody else to know and asked him to
light his next cigar with her letter.
"Well?"
"Well, it seems he did it. Chicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-07-11

and agaiI the
wandering
witness is
broug back
to the point
by the stern
voice of the
Mad
am we are not
interested in
W h a t o
tn h, we
want to hear
what you az
tually know"
There's no
such trouble
experienced
with the
worthy wotu-
en- witnesses
to the cures