The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1899-07-28
Editorial and Otherwise

S"'ohJ 6hio "Ao i"ASciy III VIC HldJoI-
ity.
The politician has hard road to
travel
Troubles are like babies; they grow
larger by nursing.
A sucker is born every minute; give
the babies chance.
The average man who tries heroic
measures gets misfit.
A new broom will not sweep clean un-
less somebody makes it.
The majority of the rising young men
of to-day run eletators.
No one ever heard Of a messenger boy
being touched to the quick.
Worry is the undesirable thoughts q
fellow can't help thinking.
Children cry for the moon; when they
grow up they want the earth.
Intuition is what people claim to have
when they make good guess.
1t is much easier to form new habit
than it is to reform an old one.
A rose by any other name would be
just as expensive in mid-winter.
Two slender persons may be friends
though but slight acquaintances.
The condition of a persons liver some
times makes life not worth living.
Many handierchiefs are moistened by
expected sorrows that never come.
The domestic who builds air castles
must be partial to light housework.
When a man is conccitcd that is about
the only satisfaction he gets out of life
If some men knew themselves, they
would be ashamed of the acquaintance
Improve your town until there is moth
ing small about it--not even ls1icFobe
Sometimes there are only two persons
at well attended indignation meeting,
The less the average man knows about
thing the more he wants to talk about
it.
Three Texans live hermit life, having
vowed never to look upon the face of q
woman.
A large number of Atlanta ministers
have declared themselves in favor of ex-
pansion.
When instinct governs some mems
actions, instinct is only another name
for wife.
You can always depend upon man
who isn't afraid TO say 81 don't know
occasionally.
- drummers are in earnest in their
war on trusts and their licks will not be
love licks either.
Dead men tell no tales, but their spir-
its are said to return to earth and haunt
their destroyers.
It's a waste Of time to explain your
actions People prefer to form their
own conclusions
Adam is said to be the only man who
meyer tantalized his wife about "the way
mother used to cook"
he kissing bug has supplanted the
ing bee, but strange to say, the form
GEMS to be the more dangerous.
obody hears the person with the
Paky voice and frown who re-
pts everybody not to speak ut once.
This place is a swindle," said the city
who was boarding in the country
ust saw the farmer watering his
9.
doctor has discovered how to live
years, but he had better first dis.
er how to cure q single one Of the
ily diseases.
he first thing man does in the
ming is to feel for his pocketbook.
the first thing woman does is to
In mirror.
hen man fails in business, Ell.
tie demands that his wife must moi
nd his creditors by getting new
dfess inside Of ten years.
When you go home fill the house with
Joy, so that the light Of 1t will stream
out of the windows and doors, and illu.
inmate even the darkness.
Gen. Joe wheelcr's pet military theory
is that the American soldier has nc
equal. He has colle0ted statistics from
all history to prove this, and has all his
figures at his fingers ends.
Captain Andrews, who attempted ia
cross the Atlantic in q 12-foot boat, has
been picked up, exhausted, when 7Ot
miles Oh the coast Of Ireland. He need
ed apbigger boat to cross the ferry.
A young lady wrote to New York pa
per asking cure for swearing. 1t Is no
less true than deplorable that swearing
has come to be . sort Of fad with young
ladies Of even so-called respectable fam
ilies.
Miidew Is one Of the danger signals
that nature hangs out Whenever and
wherever u is visible, be on your guard
II means calamity TO. al organic life
The only remedy 10 unlimited fresh oil
and sunshine.
Why Is It when . plain spoken presch'
or il giving It to gossips. slanderers and
back biters, we always look over at Johr
smith. 81 Jack Jones 81 Tom Brown and