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Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11

Mr.. II. E. Swift, the wellknown representa-.
tive of J. N. Murdoch, Wholesale Druggist
Of Parkersburg, w. Va, says.
81 was completely laid up with Cholera
Morbus. Bought bottle of Kermotts Ext
Black berry and was completely cured with
one dose. Would not be without it If it cost
me 50 bottle and heartily recommend Ker.
motifs Ext. Black berry as the best remedy
on the market for Summer Complaint
Diarrhoea, Cholera Morbus, etc.
H. E. SWIFT.
For sale by The Hitchins Bros Co.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11
One Exception.

There is no place like home-even for
soldiers.-Cumberland independent.
''Be it ever so humble,n it's a tough
place, however, for pulp mills.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11

American Eagle Flour makes the best
and whitest bread on earth, " remarked lady
the other day, land you can get it at Mr.
John Chambers store"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11

If you want to bake better bread than any,
body you know, you've got to get American
Eagle Flour" at John Chambers store.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11
Acknowledgements

The Annual Report of the Com
mittee on Sound Currency, New York,
Dec. D, 1885," is an instructive paper.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11

Cure Cold in Head.-Kermotts Choco-
iates Laxative Quinne, easy to take and
quick to cure cold IN head and sore throat
For sale by the HitChins Bros. Co.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11
Business Locals.

Eagle Flour Wonder why? Ask John
Chambers
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11
COUNTY NEWS.
BreVitieS.

The Press, of Midland, is agitating a
new road from that fourishing town
to Dams Rock.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11
Railway Business Locals.

San Francisco and Return.-One fare
for the round trip, National Baptists' Ami
versares, May $50, 1899. Tickets on sale
May II, 10, Is and II, good to return until
July 10. For full particulars call on or ad-
dress JoHN X. PORT, District Passenger Agent,
Chicago, Milwaukee, and st. Paul Railway,
1856 William St, WillIamsport, Pa, or 800
Chestnut ST., Philadelphia, Pa. tM25
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11

The One Day Cold Cure-For colds and
sore throat use Kermott's Chocolates Laxa-
tive Quinine. Easily taken as candy and
quickly cure. For sale by The Hitchins Bros.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11

The One Day Cold Cure.-Cold in head
and sore throat cured by Kermott's Choco-
lates Laxative Quinine. AS easy to take as
candy. Children cry for them For sale
bY the HitChins Bros Co
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11

Don't NOPE around growing about "bad
bread any more, but go to John Chambers
store and get barrel of American Eagle
Flour
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11

The One Day Cold Cure.-Kermotts
Chocolates Laxative Quinine for cold in the
head aud sore throat Children take them
like candy. For sale by the Hltchins Bros.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11

MIU-W InIFr ENCufsIOns 10 WaShInG
tOn-Nery Low Rates.-The Baltimore
and Ohio Railroad has made arrangements
for a series of popular mid-winter excursions
to Washington, at one .tdrc for the rou,td trip,
allowing te" day limit of tickets including
date of sale. These excursions will be run
on February 2lst, March % and April 18th,
1899. Tickets will be good going on regular
trains of above dates and good to return on
of sale. Do not miss these splendid Oppor-
tuniues to visit the National capital during
the session of Congress. Call on NJ. b. CLARKE,
agent b. q o. X. r., Cumberland, Md. for
full formation.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1899-03-11

For sale by The Hitchins Bros. Co.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12
Easy Way to be Generous.

In the Baptist church of a New Eng
land village was an old man who had
all the Christian graces save one, and
that one was the grace of liberality.
He would do anything in the world for
the cause OF religion but give up his
money. At the close of the financial
year of 1869 the church found itself
s400 in debt. A church meeting was
called, and it was voted to circulate a
subscription paper on the spot, and en-
deavor to thus raise the sum needed.
This was done, and the old gentleman
did not put his name on the paper.
The result was rather disheartening,
$500 only having been pledged. Silence
reigned for moment, when one of the
most generous men in the church NOV
ed that 1--WE double our subscriptions. "
Instantly the old gentleman was on his
feet, and with extraordinary fervor
cried: 81 second the motion"
He evidently felt that he was thus
doing his part in fastening most de-
sirable result.-Harper's Round Table
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12
A WISH GRATIFIED.
Him the WheFewithnl to
"Raise the Dough-"

my son." said the old gentleman who
very properly objects to slang, Il have
been thinking over your request this morn
ing, and am inclined to think may have
been little hasty in my decision"
Thank you, governor"
81 believe in clearly understanding case
before reopening it. Now, as l remember
the conversation, your call at the Office
was prompted by desire to raise the
dough"
yes; that is to say"
"Never mind. ask for no explanations.
/ do not seek to inquire into all the trivial
whims Of youth. l accept them as do the
wild flowers among the grain. They are
useless, but they are cheering to contem.
plate. There are many things do not un'
derstand, among them being golf, lawn
tennis and football But / do not assume
to interfere with your innocent diversion
any more than undertake to keep track
Of the current fad. II you want to give up
experiments with the chaing dish and &c
to work with an oven, / have no objection
to offer, nor will let the mere matter ol
expense stand in your way. ] was rather
busy when you spoke to me about raising
the. dough this morning. / know that.
spoke shortly; but my heart is in the right
place, and | am too generous and indulgent
to deny your slightest request. Here, my
boy, is two cents. Go and buy yourself a
cake Of yeast. t."-Washington Star.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12
hi FAYoR Of HEcENTAuRc 60.
Judge Adhnn Granted an InjunetIOn
In the CaHtOria Case.

In the United States Circuit Court
Tuesday afternoon Judge Adams hand
ed down an opinion in the suit of the
Centaur Company, OF New York City,
against Samuel w. Eslinger, of st.
Louis, the suit being for an injunction
TO restrain the defendant from using
the plaintiffs remedy, "Castoria"
II was stated in 'complainant's bill
that the Centaur Company, of which
Charles H. Fletcher is president, is the
sole manufacturer of "Castoria," and
alleged that the defendant had been
selling medicine in packages closely re-
sembling those Of the New York firm,
A preliminary injunction was prayed
for to restrain the defendants from in
any way pirating upon the complain
ants business, The bill averred that the
damages sustained were large, but
could not be estimated. The plea of the
defendant was that he had a right to do
as he had done. M
Evidence in the case was taken by af-
fdayits. Judge Adams, without leav-
ing the bench. delivered an opinion in
which he nced'imitators Of we'll
known medicines, He said the epractice
was. a species Of robbery and he would
grant the injunction sought
The medicine "Castoria" was at first
protected by patent and later by label
and trade mark. The plaintiff claimed
that other decisions similar to the one
handed down yesterday have been Sc
cured in the Federal courts, cases being
innumerable in Chicago, indianapolis,
District of Columbia, Texas and New
Jersey, in all of which the courts grant
ed injunctions.
The attorneys in this suit were Sed.
don and Blair. of st. Louis, and F. H
Scott, of Chicago, for the complain
ants and Michael Kineally for the de-
fendant. The preliminary injunction il
understood to settle the point of Law
involved, but the question of damages
will be adjudged when the case has it,
final hearing.
The bottles of the original "Castoria'
manufactured by the Centaur Company
bear the facsimile signature Of the pres
ident, Charles H. Fletcher on the label
while the bottles sold by the defendant
company bore on the label the words
pitchers Baby Castoria." 1t is sale
that criminal proceedings will follow
and that several arrests may be made.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

She (reading the paper)-What's a
pachyderm, dearest?
He (irritably)--0h, a beast who does
not care button for microbes.
\. She-Giye me some illustration can
understand.
" He (pointing to pile Of bills)- )--Well,
these are microbes, and
She (interrupting)-You try to be
the pachyderm.-London Punch.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

The pupils in rchool were asked to
give in writing tia difference between
biped and quad,uped. One boy gave
the following:
"A biped has tsro legs and a quad
ruped has four leg,; therefore, the diff.
ference between biped and a quadru'
ued is two legs."-.itBits.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Pe-ru-na Drug Mfg Co., Columbus. o.:
"Gentlemen-Ih have used Pe-ru-na for
a short time and can cheerfully recon-
mend it as being all you represent and
wish every man who is suffering with
oatarrh could know of its great value.
Should l at any future time have occa-
sion to recommend treatment of your
kind, rest assured that yours will be the
one. Gratefully yours.
James Lewis"
Wherever the catarrh is, there is sure
to be a waste of mucus. The mucus is
as precious as blood. 1t is blood, in fact.
1t is blood plasma-blood with the cor
puscles removed. To stop this waste,
you must stop this catarrh. A course OF
treatment with Pe-ru-na never fails to
do this.
Send for free catarrh book. Address
The Pe-ru-na Drug Manufacturing Co.
Columbus, Ohio.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12
Amsrica md Germany.

So soon as America showed her charac-
teristic firmness the German cruiser left
Manila Bay, and we now protect the Ger
man interests. In like manner all stom.
ach ills fly before the wonderful power Of
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. 1t strikes at
the root Of all diseases-the stomach, and
not only cures Indigestion, constipation, bill
iousness, liver and kidney troubles, but
cures them quickly and permanently. II
makes a hearty appetite and fills the blood
with rich red corpuscles.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

IhsvO used Ripsns TAhulss with 90 much salts
faction that can chesrfully recommend them.
Have been troubled for about three years with
what called bilious attacks coming on regularly
once week. Was told by different physicians
that 10 was caused By bad teeth. OF which had
several I bad the teeth extracted, but the at
tacks continued. had seen Advertisements Of
Ripans rabulss In ali the papers but had no faith
In them. but about six weeks since friend In
duced me 70 try them. Have taken but two OF the
small scent boxes OF the Tabules and have had
no rocurrencs Of the attacks. Have never given
testimonial for anything before, but tho great
amount Of good which believe has been done me
BY RlpAns Tabuies induces me to add mine TO tho
many testimonials you doubtless have in your
,,oa,...,on nov. At. DEWITT.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

II we didn't have the weather.
With its cloudy skies and clear;
II 1t never got too frigid
Or too warm for comfort here, ,
Men would band themselves together
i, And proceed. without a doubt,
To complain because they hadn't
Anything to kick about.
Chicago Record.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Rural Aunty-What in the world is
that thing?9 ~ - n r.
City Niece-That's an upright piano.
"Piano?"
"Yes. It's draped in the new fashion
completely hidden, you know"
"0h! Well, that's sensible. Can't be
seen or heard. can it?"-N. Y. Weekly.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Hicks-Wonder why Blixom was
fred from his place on the Comet?
Blicks-In the first place, how do
you know he was fred? He doesn't
say so. '
Hicks-Not in SO many words, but IL
amounts to that. He told me that he
had severed his relations with the pa.
per.-Boston Transcript.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12
The Artist Gets Even.

Artist-Now give me your candid
opinion of this picture, -e., -.
Critic--It is utterly worthless
Artist-Yes. know your opinion Is
worthless, but am curious to hear It,
nevertheless. IN. Y. journal.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

"Khi!" sardonically 1chuckled old
Glum, in the midst Of his perusal of the
village newspaper, "The editor Of the
Plaindealer is a sarcastic chap. He
prints the marriages right over the
death notices., ,,,e. .,4,.,.,
what point do you make out OF
tthat?Y asked his wife. li4 if',SsSS
TWhy, he probably does IL to prove
that the fools are not all dead yet
Judge. 20 " Z, - lL ~ ~
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

sta only right that l should tell
you she said, shat father has lest
ALL" spa 9Aiiifn - 1919 3
"Not ALI" he exclaimed.
ayes; ALL" she asserted.
NO he said, firmly; mot all. You
are still left to him. I could rot be so
cruel as to add to his misfortunes.
Tell him---tell him for me that my gen.
erosity impels me to leave him what
little lies in my power. Chicago Post.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12
srRoNG NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

Mistresst-You say the lady at WHOSE
house you are going to work engaged
you as soon as she heard my name ?
Does she know me, them?
Servant-Cettainly. lrShe said that i
l could live three months With you ]
must be an angel.-Fliegende Blaetter
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Maud-Between US, dear, l think the
counts compliments rather crude He told
me the sight Of my beautiful face actually
made his mouth water.
Edith-The idea! I'm sure your face
doesn't look quite that much like lemon.
INDIANAPOLIS Journal.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

"We never quarrel" said the young
wife.
}"Which of you is it that has no spir-
it?" asked the matron Of maturer
years.-Chicago Post.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

The torpid -livered pessimist
VIII very likely claim
That man must always play the FOOL,
While woman works the same.
-puak
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

For l5 years we had been Imprisoned By
the ice and our situation was becoming des-
perates It was not likely that we could hold
out AS years longer. f.t 5ws
In this juncture ship appeared. An Of.
6cer disembarked and came to us.
who are you" he asked anxously.
owe are the Smith party" we replied.
"You, doubtless, are our relief expedition" !"
"No," said the officer, "the Jones party
are your relief expedition. We are the re.
lief expedition Of the Jones party. So long. :"
soon, we should be too old to lecture!--De-
troit journal.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Don't make friendsl Oh, no!-don't do It,
M you're struggling towards the top,
You may find-and have to rue it.
Friends are sometimes hard to drop.
--Puck. M
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

have been great sufferer from oonstipAtica
for over i've years. Nothing gave me any relief
Ny feet and legs and abdomen were bloated 90
dress. / saw RlpAnS TAbues advertised In our
daily paper. bought some and took them as direct
ed. Have taken them about three weeks and thors
Is such u change I am not constipated any morO
and owe II all to Ripans Tabulea. lam thirty.
seven years old. have no occupation, only my
household duties aud nursing my sick husband.
He has had the dropsy and am trying RiIans
Tabules for him. He feels some better but IL will
take some time, he has been sick so long. YOa
may use my lsttor and name a. you like
Mrs. NARY 0oRMAH CLkRKR.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

81 think a man ought to practice
what he breaches"
"Well, isn't that what our doctors Of
divinity are supposed to dog'-Chi-
cago Tribune.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12
HImnelf 40 ThIef.

"'The rain falls upon the just and the
unjust, but the unjust generally have
the umbrellas" said Pudd'nhead Will
sons Office boy.-N. Y. Commercial Adj
yertiser. s4tas
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Cholly-Why do they say little
learning is dangerous thing?
Dolly-If you ever get any you will
find out.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

When Daphne paints or plays and sings
How dear the mood her talent brings!
Rut most she charms my soul when she
Discourses of her love for me. sr
Chicago Record A -
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12
It's n Way Deaf People Have,

81 told that deaf old Mrs. Peters
about Saddle, and what do you thinkshe
saidT'
"What?" .,0t 'rttE
( "Yes. That's what she said."-Har-
lem Life
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Anna-Cholly proposed the other
night. My, but he was awfully rattledl
Aline-Yes, l understand that he has
. screw loose omewhere.-N. Y. Jour
nal
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

A powder to shake into your shoes 1t rests
the feet. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Sore,
Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating feet and In.
growing Nails. Aliens Foot-Ease makes
new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all druggists
and shoe stores, &c. sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12
Some Hone stin Left

MAUD has promised to become my
wife,
S"Well, don't worry about it, my lad
Women frequently break their prom
isen.p--Tit-Bits. ~ ia 8
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

''Here's benevolent assimilation for
you" as the milkman remarked when
he showed the can under the spout Of the
pump.-Cleyelan Plain Dealer.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

"IIave you noticed, pa, how often ma
says and so ON, and so on'?"
"Yes, my son; but it never applies u
buttons. Richmond Dispatch. 4
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12
GenernIly the Case.

Miss Beautigirl-Doesn't mans
second love usually differ from his first
love?
Aunt Broadhead-Yes; she generally
hea more money.-Puck.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

The Final Test.-"To be perfectly exact,
are the Philippines east or west" "Well,
we shan't know for sure, l suppose, until
they've voted once. Detroit Journal.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

car or go Into q crowded
place without getting Q
headache and sick at my
stomach. Iheard about
RipanS Tabules from an
aunt Of mine who was
taking them for catarrh
OF the stomach. She had
found such relief from
their use she advised me
TO take them too. and l
have been dolngso since
last October, and VIII
say they have complete
ly cured my headaches.
l am twenty-nine years
old. You are welcome
tO use this testimonial
Mrs. J. BRooKNTRG
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

When the world LOOKS dark and gloomy
And life seems a sad, sad plight,
Get up and wash your windows so
Your soul can see things right.
Chicago Record.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12
worthy of Welcome.

-he birds will soon be singing
To dispel this country's grief,
But they don't know any coon songs
Which will be great relief.
--WashinRton Star. s. tf
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Mrs. Dunk lin the midst of her read
ing)-If that 'elnbalmed beef" as they
call it, was so dangerous that il killed
the common soldiers that EFT, it, 1t
seems to mesthey'd have some Of 'em
.testifyin' about it.
Farmeri Dunk+Wa-al, I slpose the
reason they don't is b'cuz them that
was killed by the burned stuff amt in
a position TO testify, an them that
wasn't killed by II don't know whether
II would have killed 'em or not.-Judge
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Time may be money, but it's hard for a
man to make his creditors believe it.-Chi-
cago Daily News,
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

After six years suffering was cured by
Piso's Cure. Mary Thomson; 29a Ohio Ave,
| Allegheny, Pa, March 10, '94.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

The shadow Of the family tree accounts
for good many shady regulations.
cago Daily News.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Not Quite Ready.-"All those who want
to lead better lives will stand up" cried the
reyivalist in commanding tone. They ali
stood up excepting the stranger with the
chin whiskers who sat in the front row.
Don't you want to be better man," de-
manded the revivalist. "Well, it's like this,
parson," said the stranger Il expect to be
better man, of course, but you see hain't t
been to town before in ten year, an was
calkylatin' to have leetle fun fust."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Hope is a pleasing acquaintance, but one
you can seldom depend upon.-Chicago
Daily News.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12
ONE SIDE SHOWS THE
HandsomcSt
Latest Map

OF OUR GREAT STATE WITH
Every Section Line.
Every Township Line and
Township Names and
Numbers.
Every County.
Every River.
Every County Seat in heavy
type.
Every Railroad.
Every Post Office.
Every Town (nO matter how
small.
Creeks, small lakes, etc, are
represented.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Don't spend too much time trying to
save a little money!. A. w. Bulletin.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

vast 70 Inform you.
IN words Of highest
praisa, q the benefit
/ have dsrived from
Ripaas TGbulss. ! am q
professional nurse and
In this profession a clear
head 70 aiWays needed.
Ripans rabulss docs u.
After oss Of my cases !
foundmySolf completely
run down Acting on the
advice - Mr. Geo. Bow
or, PA. O.. Sc Newark
Ava. Jorpsy City. l took
RiSans rAbules with
grand FSsalta.
Niss hnaszn WuDnAn.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

y Cholly-What did you answer him
when he called you a liar and said he
was your huckleberry if you wanted to
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Fweddy-I told him, baw Jove,
nevah ate hucklebGwwies! Baw Jove,
it pawalyzed him!-Chicago Tribune.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

When a fool admits he's fool he is ne
lonrer a fool.-Atohison Globe.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

"Well, Georgia, what are you going
to do with that cycling cap you've
found?"
"I'm goin' to keep it till I find b.
cycle to match it."-Ally Sloper
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1899-1900, 1899-04-12

Aline--Bold thing! I'll wager her
gentlemen friends can't say that.-N. Y
journal .