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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1899-10-06
First publication Sept. 20.
ORDER TO EXAMINE ACCoU ITS.
STATE OF MINNESOTA

STATE OF M1NNEsorA,l
COUNTY OF MORRISON
Der 18th, 1899.
In the matter of the estate of Pascal
Doucette, deceased.
: On reading and fling the petition of
Eleanor Bonnet, late Eleanor Doucette,
executrix OF the estate of Pascal Doucette,
deceased; representing,.. among other
said estate. and has in good faith paid
certain debts and claims against said
estate which have not been proved nor
allowed, and praying that time and
place be liked for examining aud allOWino
her account of her administration, inc1ud.
ing said debts and claims so paid by her
anu not proved or allowed, and for the as.
signm7nt of the residue of said estate to
the parties entitled thereto by law.
T 1t is ordered, that said account be ex.
an11ned, and petition and application for
the allowance of said claims and debts SO
paid by her and not yet allowed accordine
to law, be heard by this Court, on Satur
day, the 21st day of October A, D., 1899, al
10 O'Clock a: M, at the probate Office in the
city of Little Falls in said county.
? And it is further ordered, That notice
thereof be given to all persons interested
by publishing this order once in each
week for three successive weeks in the
Little Falls Herald, a weekly newspaper
printed and published at Little Fails in
said county.
Dated at Little Fails the 18th dav Of
September, A. D. 1888
BY the Court,
y. RICHARDSON,
Judge of Probate
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1899-10-06
."HELLO," SAID LILLIAN.
The Prima Donna Reminds Come.
dian Kelly of Old Days.

dian Kelly of Old Days.
When Lillian Russell and John T.
Kelly met for rehearsals of 1.-THE
Whirligig'' at Weber & Fields Music
hall in New York few days ago, says
The World: it was the first time they
had come within speaking distance
Of each other in Is years. Both were
members of Tony Pastors company at
Pastors old theater in the seventies.
or not he ought to step up and greet
the prima donna. He decided that he
would and started forward. Then he
changed his mind and stopped.
At that moment Miss Russell looked
across the stage and saw him. She
promptly marched forward and held
out her hand.
Hello, John!' she said. do you
remember me?'
"Well, rather!' answered Kelly.
you didn't think I'd forgotten the
days down at Pastors, did you? You
sang in the chorus, and did Dick
Deadeye in 'Pinafore.'"
AClAS, SdlI AlSS huSScll, your
memory is getting bad in your old age
We played together before that See
if you can't think when it was"
Kelly thought. Then he shook his
head. Cant recall it," he added.
"Why. yes. Don't you know? You
did an afterpiece for the variety show,
and my sister and l walked on and
of in it to impersonate the crowd.
That was in-let's see-no, guess |
won't say when. A woman is as old
as she looks, you know"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1899-10-06
PORTO RlCO'S COFFEE,
The Tariff Modified to Help the IL
land Planters,

nc AaEAu N1OuAAeu 10 Help the IT,
land Planters
Secretary Root has directed an order
providing that Porto Rico coffee be ad-
mitted duty free into Cuba. The secre-
tary has refused to adopt the sugges-
ton that the tobacco of Porto Rico be
also admitted duty free into Cuba
The secretary has taken this action
in order to assist Porto Rican planters
who suffered by the recent hurricane.
''The coffee industry" said Secretary
Root sis the most important in Porto
Rico. The latest annual valuation of
the Porto Rico crops is about $1S,OOO,-
900, and $12.O0OOOO of this amount rep
resents the coffee crop. About one
third Of the coffee goes to Cuba, on
which the tariff is $3.50 per 100 kilo-
grams, and the removal of this duty
will be Of material advantage to the
Porto Iiican planters.
The free importation of tobacco into
Cuba could not be granted. Tobacco is a
Cuban crop, and, besides, great many
people have recently invested money
in the tobacco industry in Cuba"
This modification of the tariff, Secre-
tary Root says, applies only to Porto
Rico and Cuba
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1899-10-06
The Way Of the World.

1T makes me very weary" said the
mosquito with a sigh, ito see the name,
in which the American public allows
itself to be carried away by fad. Any
old thing which comes along under q
new name can create furore."
"You talk as if you had a personal
grievance" said the moth.
II have. l have for years been sting
ing people so that their faces .swelled up,
but nobody puts my picture in the paper
and call me kissing bug Washing
ton Star: :,
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1899-10-06
Blass 1t Min n,e,..apolis.

!. MINNEAPOLIS, Oct. Q. Fire on the
East side did $10O, 600 Of damage before
it was extinguished. The large frame
IN d sheetiron warehouses Of the Mime
spo1is Sash and Door company, aud
containing $40, 600 worth Of stock, were
7sompletely destroyed with al the con-5
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1899-10-06
A Possible Clew.

Brown lat the club)-More than an
hour ago. sent a messenger boy with a
note requiring: an answer. He should
have been back in ten minutes, but
hasn't returned yet. ri :, t -. II.
smith-Have you seen the evening pa
per? -rt .<.:F' T.: 49,
! Brown----No; why do you ask?
Smith-1t reports case Of kidnapping.
Perhaps it may be the kid you sent-fell
asleep while walking along, you know
Chicago News. RI ssz:..z 5f.s.5
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-11-29
Awakening at Coincidence.

First Tramp-Look, Tom, this is the
minister's house. The windows open
and all the folks are at church, and
they don't keep no dorg, SO that we
couldn't have a easier job.
Second Tramp with suppressed emo
tion)-The minister's house, do you
say? All, Bill, I have been a bold, bad
man, but 1 have never yet robbed the
clergy. They are a hard workin lot,
an their pay is small; besides, some of
the tenderest recollections of an inner
cent boyhood is coupled with my Sun
day school wipes away a tear. But.
Bill, you haven't got the same feeling
in the matter l has, an if yer've made
up yer mind to enter the place, why.
I'll stay outside an keep watch, an I'll
give whistle if 1 see any one cominI
London Telegraph.
El Paso daily herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1881-1901, 1899-11-29
ADMIRAL DEATH.

Boy. are We calling a toast tonightf
(H.-Ir what the sea wind saith.)
Fill for bumper strong and bright,
And here's to Admiral Death,
He's sailed in a hundred builds of boat,
He's fought in a thousand kinds of coat,
He's the senior flag of all that float,
And his names Admiral Death.
Which Of you looks for service freef
(Hear what the wind saith.)
The rules of the service but three
When we sail with Admiral Death
Steady your hand in time of squalls,
Stand to the last by him that falls
And answer clear to the voice that calls:
AYE, ayel Admiral Death!"
How will We know him among the restf
(Hear what the wind saith)
BY the CLINT of the stars that cover his breast
We may find Admiral Death.
BY the forehead grim with ancient scar,
By the voice that rolls like thunder far,
By the tenderest eyes of all that are,
Ye may know Admiral Death
Where are the lads that sailed before9
(Hear what the sea wind saith.)
Their bones white by many shore.
They sleep with Admiral Death.
Oh. but they loved him. young and old,
For he left the laggard and took the bold,
And the fight was fought. and the story's told,
And they sleep with Admiral Death,
Henry Newbolt in 1.-The Island Race"
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06

Several priests have spoken to me in
praise of this remedy, and .I believe it
has the confidence of my associates.
Even did l not know from personal
observation Of the worth of Paine'S
celery compound, | should feel like
praisng it for the simple reason that
it is prepared by the Wells e. Richard
son CO., firm whose members | have
known for nearly a quarter of Il cen-
fury, and in whom | have perfect con-
fidence. Very truly.
John :. Mirhaud
Coadiutor Bishop of Burlington, VT.
Father Mchaud, one of the ableSt
priests of the Roman Catholic church
i'm America. was conSecrated COadjutor
Bishop of Burlington IN 1892 by the
Most Reverend John Y. Williams, ID.
D., Archbishop of Boston, assisted 10y
Rt Rev. ID. Bradley and Rt. Rev. II.
Gabrels, ID. d. The diocese then con-
tanned 81 churches, "a priests, 10 con-
vents. one college, academies. one or
phanage, two hospitals, IS parochial
schools, and a Catholic population Of
81, 900. Father Michaud built the Prov
idence Orphan Asylum. "a commanding
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06

structure that is the source of much
bride. the Fanny Allen Hospital at
Burlington, and a church which is con-
sidered the finest in the state.
His kind-hearted desire To be Of SER
vice to the people and the great sin
Cerity that breathes through every line
of Bishop MiChaud's recommendation
of Paine'S celery compound ought to
leave no doubt in anyOnc's mind of the
ticme ndous superiority of Paine's Gel
cry compound over all the remedies
that have recently been clamoriug for
attention.
Iaine's celery compound will make
you we'll and enable you to- stay so,
The system strengthened. purified,
and regulated 10y this greatest OF remc-
dies will resist all invasion Of disease,
There is no household that can af-
ford to he without it. Its praises have
been sounded by men and women in
every walk of life-by the wealthiest,
the most famous. and by the humblest,
but equally grateful.
Paines celery compound is within
the reach of every one. 1t is a simple
matter to test its astonishing efficacy.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06

Who will doubt the wonderful eff
CaCy of Paine's celery compound i'm the
face of the following endorsement
from the bishop of the diocese of Bur
lingtOn?
Wells, Richardson & Co,
Gentlemen:-l have been asked why
7 recommend Paine's celery compound,
and / desire to put or record frankly
MY reasons for this endorsement. hop
ing that my words may inspire those
readers who need health and strength,
with faith to try Paine's celery COM
round and prove to themselves its
worth.
At the Fanny Allen Hospital, an in
siituton in which ! am deeply interest
ed. Eaines celery compound has been
used successfully.
The Sisters Of Mercy at Mount st.
Mary's Academy on Mansfield avenue
rely upon Paine's celery compound as
tonic and strength giver.
In my CWn household, one of the do
mestiCs has taken Paine'S celery COM
pound for liver trouble Of long stand
ing and says, at has done more good
than a0y other medicine"
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06
31Er1nttd1

guests. Mrs. Etts and Miss Loomis, OF
Cleveland. o. Covers were laid for
twelve. The other guests were: Mrs.
James a. Linen, Mrs. r. w. Archibald,
Mrs. James 7. Dickson, Mrs. T.. S.
Moffat, Mrs. c. w. Kirkpatrick, Mrs.
Il. G. Robinson, Mrs. ]. A. Price, Mrs.
NJ. l.. Blair, Mrs. II. Q. Powell.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. G.. Shepherd enter
tained the officers of the Epworth
league Tuesday evening at their home
on Monroe avenue.
Colonel II. NJ. Boies and family and
Mr.. and Mrs. +. B. Sturges will sail for
Europe, June Is. Among others who
are booked for the same date and the
same vessel is Mrs. John Wanamaker.
Mrs. Thomas Dickson will go to New
York on Monday and after a few days
stay Will take up her residence at Nor
ristown for the summer.
Mrs. A. NJ. Decker has issued invi-
tations to a luncheon on Friday Of next
week.
Prof. Z. f. Southworth and Miss Cor
della Freeman will open their studios
to guests next week.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06
Movements of People

Mrs. John Jcrmyn is at Atlantic city.
AIyer Davidow has returned from Bos-
ton.
Mrs. +. L. Phillips has returned from
Orange, y. J.
Mrs. J. \. Robertson has returned from
Atlantic City.
Mrs. f. T.. Chamberlin was in New
York this week.
Miss Mcdonald. Of Philadelphia, is the
guest Of Mrs. II. A Altemus.
Mrs. E. T. Sweet, of jefferson avenue,
is visiting friends in Montrose.
Mrs. G. NJ. Miller. of Wilkes Barre, WIS.,
tied Scranton friends this week.
Mrs. X. ]. Bennell and Miss Bcnnell
have gone to Europe for the summer.
Miss E1la Platt returned Thursday
evening after n prolonged stay abroad.
Mr.. J. +. Dickson and family have re-
moved to their country place. at Dalton.
Miss Smith, dean Of Wells college was
the guest Of Mrs. G. S. Weston this
week.
DIR. and Mrs. Won Bergen, who have
spent the past year In California, are ON
their way east.
Mrs George Griffith and children are
in Erie, where they will remain until Mr..
Griffith returns from Cuba.
The Misses Sterling, of Orange n. j.,
will be the guests of the Misses Arch
bald for the next few days.
Chief of Police Roblipg. Detective John
Molr and ex-Sheriff Charles Robinson
spent yesterday fishing on the Pocono.
Mrs Lyman De Haven. formerly Miss
Seybolt, of this city, and Mrs. i. H. Com
nell are at Hotel Brighton. Atlantic city.
Horatlo Patrick, T.. d. Caryl, r. Louis
Grambs and Alex Craig We're registered
at the Hotel Albert, in New York, last
week.
Frank Miller, of the Times, of Conas-
1. '.,,t t.Sr
and Mrs. George Thompson, on Gibson
street
Mrs. II. c. Sanderson and Miss San
derson have returned from a stay Of
several weeks in Philadelphia and At
lautic City.
Mr and Mrs 5. EIaldeman leave here
today for Mt. Pocono where they will
take charge of the POcOno Heights
House for the summer season.
The Misses Jessie and Emily Rich
mond, of Philadelphia. who have been
visiting friends in Scranton left Ycslcr-
day to visit their sister i'm Detroit, Mich.
II. j. Bcidleman w. G. Fasold. Mrs.
r. j. Bunnel Miss Bunnell. Dr. +.
Grewer and Lyell Grewer were registered
at the st. Denis i'm New York last week.
Mr. and Mrs. f.. NJ. Burr. of Carbon
dale. and Mr. ana Mrs. Homer Greene,
of HonesdaIo attended the reception
given by Mr.. and Mrs Blaclnton last
evening.
Misses Kirley and Maloney who re-
Gently graduated from the Scranton Pr-
vate hospital. have now entered upon
six months course at the State hos
pital 1T Sayre, Pa.
Miss Bertha G. Watkins OF this city,
daughter of Rcv w. c. Watkins, pas
tor of the North Main Avenue Baptist
church, Providence. will be one of the
speakers at the commencement of Buck
nell university, Lewisburg, which will
take place June 81.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06
THAT ELECTION CONTEST.
Witnesses Who Came Up for a
Hearing Yesterday.

Witnesses examined in the Lang
staff Kelly election contest yesterday
were:
Scranton-H. Il. Davenport, Myer
Jurkovitz. Patrick Kelly. John Jen-
nings, Morris Harris, John McHugh,
John Van Bergan. sr., John Van Ber-
gan, jr., Henry Atherton. Keting Baas
Marshall Preston, Frank Nichols, W.
S. Hockenberry, Monroe Brown. An
thony Winans. w. r. Hess, Simon
Marusa, Frank Lesh, William Field,
John Stevens. j. G. Sommers, G. f..
Ackerson, c. F. Seward a. B. Jones.
NJ. c. Williams, Charles Cutler NJ. j..
Tigue. Joseph Novick, John Gross,
John Jeffers. j. r. Clark, c. b. West
colt, j. j. Snyder, j. W. Jones, Ralph
Twinng.
Winton-Charles Bogart, Frank Rolls.
ST.. Peter Basilige, Charles Boyard. Joe
HiZnay, Peter Gezer Andrew Sinish.
observation-disclosures Fellows.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06

hat back and tell 'em to put less work
on stretching their yards and the price
of their roses, and I'll pay the bill, nor
a bit sooner. They can knock off five
dollars and then get rich on such sales
You can't do that And me shaving
myself to death in the Office To keep
you rolling in fifteen dollar hats. |
won't stand it,"
Just then he caught sight of the clock
and hastily left the house inadvertent-
ly remarking under his breath about
missing that base ball game" And
after he had gone his wife picked up
two season tickets to the ball park,
which he had dropped in his haste
Then she tenderly patted the tissue
paper round the new hat and went up
stairs with q blended look, varying
between a desire to cry and an impulse
to smile. Saucy Bess.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06
:SiGiGlGOAOIlOi6lGiNiDiGE
= HER POINT OF VIEW ::
HMMg.!eg.MN MNNS:

He is one of the proprietOrs OF a
business establishment i'm this city
where a large force of help is employ
ed. lie was i thoroughly eXaSperatrd
man as he stepped from the car the
other afternoon and remarked emphat-
ically: "Saucy Bess. if you want to
confer a benefit on humanity, you'l
eXpostulate with women and girls on
their idiOtiC custom of applying for
positions at a mans residence instead
of his place of business. | simply
can't escape from them. I'm not al
lowed to finish my dinner in peace.
The other night there were five sit
ting in a row in the library, and when
] went in they all reached forward with
letters from councilmen or other poll
ticians which they seemed to think
should secure them a berth at once.
All a girl needs to do to assure her
self of not getting a place with us
is to call at my house. That settles
her as far as I'm concerned. /
wouldn't have her if 81 had a recon-
mendation from King solomon him
self No, my wife does mt mind it.. She
generally looks afflicted when we are
about TO go out and are delayed by
importunate applicants for IL jon, out
she never hlames me. Some Of the
girls are pretty, too" he added, retiec-
lively.
Then he continued: IT don't know
why it is, but the average girl who
comes 10 me for employment in our
place seems TO labor under the hallu-
cinatIon that if she brings a letter
from a councilman that makes her
calling and election sure. The other
day one presented a grimy note which
peremptorily ordered me 70 give the
bearer employment, although l found
i'm the course of a brief conversation
that she could scarcely do more than
read and write. | sent back a mes
sage to the councilman casually in
forming him that we were not running
an asphalt plant or a rival telephone
or railway system, and were therefore
not taking orders from the city faith
ers.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06
VIM. C0NNELL, President.
HENRY BELlN, Jr., Vice Pres
WILLIAM IL. PECK, CASH

The vault OF this bank Is !
tected by Holmes Electric
tective System.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06

"I.et me see the rest Of this bill" he
continued, his excitement increasing,
Roses, $500 You don't mean 10 tell
me that you paid a dollar a piece for
those three red roses in the front OF
that hat? Yes, I see they're big. They
ought 10 be for that money, and they're
not red, but pink, eh? Wen, they're
not worth it, that's all I've got to say.
Why you can get dozen natural roses,
American Beauties, at Clarks for three
dollars. How do | know? Have | been
buying some? N-no, but another fell
low was; / happened to be with him.
Well, wen let the roses go. Let's see,
Hat, S325.' Well, how many hats are
they charging you for? Foundation,
Ell? Braid is expensive? Well, ] should
think so. Work and buckle, $500
and you let 'em soak you like that?
Mary Ellen, l want you to take that
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06

merry bill but il did not seem 10 warm
his glance, although there We're sur
face Indications that his temper was
reaching a high notch on the thcrmOm-
ctar.
IT'S too much" he remarked deCis-
lively. Five dollars is enough to pay
for a hat. I never give any more, not
even for a silk one with the'l latest curl
10 the brim. 1t lasts me two years.
That Knox straw didn't cost more.
There's no sense in blowing in fifteen
dollars on a spring hat and you'll be
wanting another before fan. I've got
to draw the line somewhere, and I'm
going to do it on this hat of yours.
What's it all for anyway. Here's the
items: Five yards chiffon, 500 Can't
you knock off a couple yards of that
chiffon? Let me see that hat. Which
is the chiffon? oh, that stuff that
looks like soap-suds ruftied and cut on
the bias? Mary Ellen, they've sWindled
you! Never in the world can there
be FIVE yards of 1t on that hat. You
Just get a yard stick till | see. No, [
don't suppose IL could be measured
with a yard stick. Stretch it out when
they measure, do they? Stretch out
all that kink and charge $l,2j for a
stretched yard? Mary Ellen, I'm go
ing TO sell out TO the coal combine
and go into the millinery business. OF
all the blooming idiots, commend me
to a woman. You buy that kinked up
stuff by the yard and let them stretch
II out as tight as a bow-string when
they measure. Great Scott, woman,
you're buying the kink not the straight
goods, all wool and yard wide! It's
a regular gold brick game.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06
ALBANY DENTISTS, Over First National Bank
Third national BANK
OF SCRANTON.

Special Attention Given to Busl.
ness and Personal Accounts.
Liberal Accomm odation5 Ex.
tended According to Balances and
Responsibility.
3Per Cent. Interest Allowed on
Interest Deposits.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06

Tie was a dignihed business man with
a stern brow and a chilly CLEAN in
his eye. He was looking over a milli-
ner's bill. 1t was a very fluffy sum-
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06

Smoke The Popular Punch Cigar, 1Oc.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06

Mrs. Selden Blair gave a pretty
luncheon Thursday in honor OF her
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06

Miss Katherine Timberman enter
tanned friends informally at her studio
Monday evening.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06

" y aAH = I''ll III -. I a. -
ton over Ii years. We are
here low. we intend u
stay here. Our business
is not a mere experience.
We will not do work to-
day that you cant cdlb
us to account for tOinOr-
row. We compete with
the cheap advertising
dentists who are here to-
day and gone tomorrow,
but we do not compare. /.
our work is u contrast.
So do not make a mis-
take; all our operators
are experts Of skill and
experience, and not mere
students. Still our prices
{, no Inus.p than hR llNI-
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-05-06

Mrs. f. F.. Chamberlin, chairman of
the finance committee Of the Home
for the FTiendess, announces that the
sum OF s9O0.lO was realized from the
recent minstrel performance for the
benefit Of that institution, which is a
most satisfactory result.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1899-11-09


The Thanksgiving Ladies' Home Jour-
nal presents itself in seasonable and
attractive dress, and is number Of
unusual excellence. In it's practical
features and departments consideration
has been given to every need of the
home. There are suggestions for Christ
mas presents, instruction in china paint
ing, cooking, lace-making, domestic
economy the newest things in woman's
attire are shown. and new games and
entertainments presented. Among the
literary features of general interest are
How the Next Census will be Taken, y
"How a Play is Written" and "The
Anecdotal Side Of Robert E. Lee" Rev.
Charles NJ. Sheldon. author Of "In His
Steps, contributes an article, "Is
Christianity Practical in Worldly AT
fairs?" and Sir Henry Irving writes on
1.-THE Study of Shakespeare in Small
Communities" By The Curtis Publish
ing Company, Philadelphia. One dollar
per year; ten cents per copy.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1899-11-09

There should be an end to all things
and you newspaper fellows that want to
help buy Dewey watch for $500, OF
course can do so. The Pioneer had the
same chance but declined; for the simple
reason that this gallant soldier has. in
our opinion. received honors enough for
one man. The great trouble with the
American people is, we always 60 to the
extreme know when to stop.
Admiral Dewey is all right-and this
scheme is a big ad for the Minneapolis
Journal.