New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-07-04
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

A former servant Of the Queen on her osborne
estate gives this account Of Visit paiu ny nv
Maiesty 10 his humble home, when, " may NC
added was the first cottage built AFTER 'ne Q"ee"
arrival at Osborne yes. the Queen ana wv" VI
the Princesses- Princess Royal an Princess Ance'
:, minds rIgbt-have eaten at my table. Trey
have 1t was this way: My son used to nave his
dinner set for him alone, cause he Worheu -"'e'
than me. an one day the Queen ana the rr''oe''e'
come into my cottage just as he was a-se' uo"'',
an he run away a bit frightened you KNOW az
the Queen set down an tasted the dinner, an give
the Prfncesses some of the taties an they says 10
my mIssus 'Theys better than what we gets up ~
Osborne "
Arrived at The Hague. Universal Peace, in the
person Of a beautiful maiden. with STUFFED s aopeS
in her hat introduced around by W. J. S'e"'
First. OF course the imperial protector OF the
"The car said Mr.. Stead: bowing,, .,o,,.d
charmed to meet Yo YOU GGn Hr look bit ike your
picturesr'-(Detroit Journal
very eccentric old man was buried at Pere Ia
ChaIse the other day He was known to almost
everv celebrated painter in Paris during the last
half-century as Pere Jacquette For many years
he had kept a small bric-a-brac shop IN the n,o
du Sentier where he had amassed consioeraoie
wealth by rather singular means. He had somehow
or other contrived to form the acquaintance vi
Corot Jonkind Boudn. Fortuny and many others
equally famous when they were quite unknown
and obtained from them In return for small loans
OF money a great number OF their early works.
which he subsequently sold for immense prices
Now. boys" said the sunday-school TEACHER
"can any Of you name the three great ieas's VI 'o
"Yesm. can" replied one little fellow
VERY well. Johnny What are tH wss the uncon-
sclously logical reply-(Bunalo News.
"Rivalry in the matrimonial business" says Tine
Detroit Free Press" runs high in Dakota. as one
must infer from the following Justice OF the Peace
advertisements copied from Dakota paper
"'GTT ON TO THIS.
Ladies and gents contemplating matrlihohy
should see me. l now throw In with every mar
rage service a free ride all around the city ana
dandy wedding certificate. Or. II preferred an or
der for dozen photographs or a life-size crayon
OF the bride made by my wife, who Is away up IN
the crayon business. Come one, come all. II you
desire your marrying done reasonably and prop
erly. r. D. hObb' D. T.
LOVERS TAKE NOTICE.
"'On and after this date will present an ele-
CANT chrome a parlor lamp. or glass water set
10 oil bridal couples married by me. All marrying
done in the most artistic way either In private or
public.
Runaway couples married at any hour OF the
day or night. and pursuers thrown off the scent
"'Reduced rates TO those have married before.
red lantern hangs in front OF my door on Prairie
ST. at night No dog kept Night bell directly un-
der the lantern. MOSES DoDD D. r
she-You should read this article about the pass
ing of the horse It's really pathetic.
hing nstbos and all entered my trotter for
the matinee races and every other horse on the
track passed him.-(Detroit Free Press
Now" said the observant man quoted by THE
Cleveland Plain Dealer" they are singing about
The G,rl Behind the Man Behind the Cum"
Yes and pretty soon they'll work In The Old
Man Behind the Girl"
and then they'll put The Old Woman Behind
the Old Man."
Then whatw
"oh. imagination can't go any further"
A Frank Confesslon-W Neutrality-suspicious. watch
seems be erratic. Have you had II near a pow
customer (confused)-why, was carriage riding
last evening with Miss Brght.-Gewelers Weekly.
Hartford the other day witnessed the odd incon-
sstency of policeman riding on troley-car 60
ing twenty miles hour and warning bicyclist
who was trying 10 keep up with the car that he
was going faster than the law allowed
Not SO slow-"You villagers to be rather
Il s'pose we be. There a Teller drowned
f 4sp IN fore he Se OS e yHe' the
editor OF tn village paper heard him an went
wanted ads. an charged EN- up to tn estater'-
cleveland Plain Dealer.
In his account Of the Ascot races a London re-
porter says: Thirsty American shoppers could be
seen crowding into ice-cream soda rooms, but, TO
Judge from their expressions when they emerged,
the article was not like what they had been used
TO at home Indeed fair Virginian heard
to remark: Call that ice-cream soda? It's as much
like the real thing mint julep tossed together
by an English BARNARD resembles mixed by
White Sulphur Springs darby"
What a stingy fellow old Hardrocks is. BY
George! I'd hate to De built that way
What makes you think he Is stingy?
~ don't think IT, He proves II every day! Do
you know that old curmudgeon IS so stingy that
he goes ont lunch early, before his appetite