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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-12
JERMYN AND MAYFIELD.
A Young Man Kicked and Seriously
Injured by a Mule-others Newsy
Items.

Samuel Harvey, a young man about
is years of age, was kicked by mule
and seriously injured while engaged at
his duties at driver in the Delaware
and Hudson colliery yesterday after
noon. He was with assistance able to
walk to his home, but up reaching
there he collapsed. DR.. Y. G. Manley
and DR.. NJ. j. Shields We're summone1 /
to attend him and found the young
mans skull quite badly fractured over
the left eye. He was also kicked in
the groin. His injuries are of such a
serious nature that it was deemed ad-
visable to remove him to the Carbon
dale Emergency hospital, where he
now lies.
The awful death of James Feeney,
of Archibald Sunday evening, is a Sc
we're blow to his aged parents and rel
atives. The funeral will take place on
Wednesday morning. A requiem high
mass will be celebrated in Sacre
Heart church and intermont will be
made in the Archibald cemetery.
The Forest City band will give the
concert at Hogarth's band fair to-
night and no doubt they will draw Il
large crowd to hear them.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Hockaday, of
Fourth street have moved to Dundaff,
where Mr. Hockaday will engage in
farming.
Florist Parks is having his house
and hot houses wired for electric
lights.
The Artesian Hose company will hold
a social in Enterprise hall this even
ing at which the drawing for $40 will
lake place. Admission, 10 cents.
The home of Mr.. and Mrs John F.
Nicholson. of Main street was bright
ened yesterday by the arrival of a
little daughter.
DR.. NJ. j. Shields of this borough
yesterday removed a cancer from Petel
Cyklopski at the Carbondale hospital
May, the little daughter of Mr.. am
Mrs. Archie Martin, of Fourth street
is recovering from ptomaine poisoning
John T. Williams will enter SCran
ton hospital today to undergo an oper
alton for his hip, fractured severa
month ago.
A child of David Morgan of Fourtf
street, is ill of tonsilitis.
The school board will hold tseir reg
ular monthly meeting this evening.
The Canadian evangelist and twt
singers who accompany him have com
menced a series of revival services il
the NJ. f. church last evening. Their
was a large congregation present t.
hear them and they We're much i'm
pressed both by the preaching and sing
ing. The services will be continues
this evening.
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olcott Thursday and Friday.

Chauncey Olcott presents his new
play for the first time in this city at
the Lyceum Thursday and Friday. 1t
is entitled "A Romance of Athlone',, ),
and was written for him by his man
ager, Augustus Pitou, author of "Sweet
Innlscarra." and is in four acts and
four scenes. The period is the year
1900, which gives splendid opportuni-
ties for beautiful and exquisite costum-
ing. Every scene being considered a
gem of the painters art.
Mr.. Olcott plays the part of Dick
Ronyane, a brave, generous, jovial,
| light hearted gentleman. He has writ
ten and composed several songs ex-
pressly for this play, all of them APP
propriate to the situation.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-12

Total Abstinence and Dramatic society
at the Father Mathew opera house
Friday evening. \ social will be held
In Mahon's hall after the performance.
Mrs. Frederick Holmes, of Gelatt,
Pa, is visiting Mrs Elvira Jones, Of
Susquehanna street.
Jennie. the little daughter Of Mr..
and Mrs. Alfred Haincs, of Rlakely,
is seriously i'll.
John O'Bovlc, of Pittston, was a WIS.,
itor in town Sunday.
Miss Annie Shields has returned
home from visit with relrtivce at
Green Grove.
Miss Mamie Saltry, Of Providence, is
visiting relatives in town.
Mrs. =. L. Miller, of Archibald,
spent yesterday with her sister, Mrs.
John Ferguson.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-12

evening, the scenic effects being above
the average and the company very
clever.
Miss Lillian Boyer as Meg" the
heroine, gave a creditable rendition OF
the part, while II. Scott Siggins as
Gerald Arkwright" also appeared to
advantage. During the action of the
play specialtles were introduced By
Lillian Boyer and Victor Morley
This evening the company will pres
ent the Fire Patrol" This after
noon "The Land of the Living VIII
be repeated.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-12
CARBONDALE.
COMMON COUNCIL MEETING.

Tho commoners met in regular ses-
sion last evening and disposed Of a
number of bills and a large amount
of concurrent business. The most I'M
portant item of business was a reso-
tuition introduced by Alexander Ken
nedy that the fire bell be returned to
the manufacturers as unsatisfactory.
II was referred TO the proper commit
tee, Other resolutions were that
charts of the fire boxes be printed for
hose houses that engineers assistants
be paid.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-12
Aubrey Dramatic Company.

The Aubrey Dramatic Stock COM
pany opened a weeks engagement last
evening at the Academy of Music. pre-
senting THE Land OF the Living "
The latter is one OF those old, out, r.
would appear ever new melodramas,
that are so dear to the heart OF the
great majority.
II was especially well presented last
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-12
UHearts of Oak"

James A. Hernes most successful
plav, Hearts of Oak" will be at the
Lyceum tomorrow evening.
Hearts of oak" Is a melodrama
pure and simple. but so far removed
from what this term has come to sig
Nifty in these later days, as the stars
in heaven from mother earth. Hearts
of oak" has always been considered by
critics and public alike as one of the
strongest and most worthy of American
made dramas. The theme of Hearts
of Oak" is a story OF love and self
sacrifice with the atmosphere of New
England home life pervading the whole.
The cast includes among others f. p.
Sullivan, James Horne, Nat ID. Jones,
Thomas NJ. Hunter, Miss Ida Hamilton,
Eliote Ennekng, Marie Adair and
Margaret Cecil A feature Is to be
made of the music. a number of high
class vocal compositions being intro
duced by the Hearts of Oak Quar-
tette."
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-12

Church street, and p. \. Philbin are
serving on the jury this week at the
county seat.
p. f. Caffrcy, of Main street, was a
caller in Scranton yesterday.
The Delaware and Hudson Company
paid their employees at this place Sat-
urday afternoon
w. B. Gaughln. of Mt. Vernon, an
nounCes himself as a candidate for tax
collector at the coming election.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-12
She Knew.

Squildig-Yankee Doodle is an absurd
song. Who on earth was Macaroni any
way?
Mrs. Squildig-Nhy, my dear, don't you
know? lie was tho man that invented
that wireless tgraphy.-New York
Press.
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Erie and Wyoming Valley.

Time Table in Effect Sept II, 1899
Trains leave Scranton for New York.
Newburgh and intermediate points on
Erie railroad. also for Hawley and local
points at 7O5 a. M and 22S p m.
Returning trains arrive at scranton
at 1924 a. m. and 316 and go p. IN.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-12
CITY SCAVEWGER

a. b. BRIGGS CLEANS PRIVY VAULTS
and cess POOLS 10 odor. Improved
pumps used. A. B. BRIGGS, Proprietor.
Leave orders 100 North Main avenue,
or Eicke's drug store, corner Adams and
Mulberry. Telephone 95i0. .,......- ~.
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The Peoples Exchange.

n POPULAR CLEARING HOUSE for the Ben.f ot All who
~ Houses to Rent Real Estate Other Property to
o Who Want Situations IepThese
Cent Word insertions
Word-EXeeps situations wanted winch Are In
serted Free.
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NEWSPAPERS

THE wILKES-BARRE RECORD CAN
be had in Scranton at the news stands
Of Reisman BroD., 4O5 Spruce and 5OS Linz
den; NJ. Norton a22 Lackawanna avenuei
l. s. Schutzer. 2ll Spruce street.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-12

I. SUNDAY only,
+ signines that trains stop on signal for pas
sengerS
Trains POS and 200 Sunday only other trains
daily except sunday.
rCCure rates via ontario a western before
purchasing tickets and save money
nIOugh Wagner Quiet sleeper and free re-
clining chair car New YORK 20 Chicago without
chance. Passenger Rates Reduced 20
Two Cents Per MiIe.
j q. Anderson, Gen. Pass AgL
#. Flltcroft, DIV P0sscAgt scranton, Pa.
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AGENTS WANTED.
LOST.

POCKETBOOK CONTAINING SUM OF
money and diamond stud. Reward.
Charles Marion, 333i2 Penn avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-12-12
RAILROAD TIME TABLE
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD

Schedule in Effect November 10,
1899.
Trains leave Scranton:
cas- a. M, week days, for Sunbury,
Harrisburg, Philadelphia, Baltl-
more, Washington, and for Pitts
burg and the West.
e.38 a. m, week days, for Hazleton,
Pottsville, Reading, Norristown,
and Philadelphia; and for Sun
bury, Harrisburg, Philadelphia,
Baltimore, Washington and Pitts
burg and the West
2.1S p. m, week days Sundays 1.58
p. M, for sunbury, Harrisburg,
Philadelphia, Baltimore, WASH
ington and Pittsburg and the
West.
4.27 p. m, week days, for Sunbury,
Harrisburg, Philadelphia and
Pittsburg.
j. r. WOOD, Gen'l Pass. Agent.
]. b. HUTCHINSON, General Manager.
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SCALP TREATMENT.

~ -~~>~J~~~~~~~~~~~I>>0N >0N>~0N>~~~>~>~~@c>>
MRS. l.. r. KELLER. SCALP TREAT.
ment, 50c.; shampooing, 5oc; facial
massage. manicuring, Csc; chiropody.
701 OnlnCY.
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SITUATIONS WANTED

SITUATION WANTED-BY A YOUNG
girl to help with housewOrk OF as
nurse girl. Address IL. V. L., Tribune
office
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SITUATION WANTED-BY A YOUNG
girl as clerk or office girl; has some
knowledge of bookkeeping. Address
Clerk, Tribune office.
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SITUATION WANTED-BOOKKE
would like to make an engagement
for two days each week. Neat and ac-
curate Address G. b., Tribune office.
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BATTER'S ORCHESTRA-MUSTC FOR
balls. picnics, parties, receptions, we'd
dings and concert work furnished For
terms address r, j. Bauer, conductor
III Wyoming avenue over Hulberts
music store
MEGARGEF BROTHERS, PRINTERS
supplies, envelopes paper bags, twine.
Warehouse 1870 Washington avenue,
Scranton, Pa,
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GROCERY CLERK, FIVE YEARS
experience; best of references wants
position. Address a. C. b., Tribune Of
flee.
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WANTED-WASHIN IRONING OR
any kind of house cleaning by the day
or will take washing home. Address,
Mrs. Lee, 63l Mineral street.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

LAST week a popular young man In
FL Paso, named Ed O'Conner, was
shot and killed. He had a little diff
Guilty with a Mexican and knocked
him down, whereupon a friend of the
Mexican pulled a gun from his pocket
and shot OConner. II the FL Paso
police only made a practice Of enforc-
ing the sixshooter law in that town
the chances are this Mexican would
not have had a gun, and O'Conner,
who was a fine young man, would be
alive today. The police in that town
have made a squirt towards enforcing
the law, and have arrested a number
Of school boys for toting guns. A
Mexican on his way through town, en-
route to Sonora, who travelled on the
cars, had a belt OF cartridges around
his waist, to which was hung a six
shooter, was also arrested. If the
police in that town would stop bother
ing with children and travellers and
60 after the actual gun toters they
soon would have the Jail filed and
many Of the most prominent business
and professional men in town would
be sending out after bondsmen. 1t IS
a sure thing, however, that these men
will not be bothered and pistols will
always be handy in that town when
a row ONE up.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

During the winter OF 1897 Mr., James
Reed, one OF the leading citizens and
merchants OF Clay, Clay Co., w. Va,
struck his leg against a cake Of ice in
such a manner as to brulse 10 severly.
10 became very much swollen and
pained him So badly that be could not
walk without the aid OF crutches. He
was treated by physicians, also used
several kinds OF liniment, aud two
and a half gallons OF whiskey 10 bath
ing it, but nothing gave any relief un-
Oh he began using Chamberlains Pain
Balm. This brought almost a COM
plete cure In a week's time and had
be not used this remedy bis leg would
have had t0 be amputated: Pain
balm Is unequalcd for sprains, bruises
and rheumatism. For sale hy the
Eagle drug mercantile company.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

the %proyerblal bootleg and pealed a
hundred dollar bill of the outside, the
smallest one in the roll, With which to
pay his bill. The bill had 70 be sent
to two business houses before it could
be changed, as at the first place It
was tent the change offered was 10
silver, aud ne would have none Of It.
He has not talked politics in Lords
burg for more than ninety days. 1t
is now con6dentlally predicted that
the country will pull through, IN spite
OF Mckinley.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

THE editor of the Santa Fe New
Mexican, not knowing what a sick
man the editor of the Deming Head
light has been, and thinking the re-
cent articles in the Headlight were
caused by cussedness, not |biliousness,
prints the following: The Deming
Headlight, during the past several
weeks, has contained articles full OF
violent abuse and absolute falsehoods
concerning prominent New Mexico
Republicans. An indictment or two
for criminal libel and a conviction,
which is sure to follow an indictment
in such a gross case, would be needed
and greatly desired by the editor Of
the Headlight.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

Ar the present term OF court at La.
Cruces Judge Leland decided that
New Mexico had no libel law. His
decision was based on The principle
that the repeal of the torritory's
famous libel law did not re.enact the
law that had been ia force before it
was enacted. This decision will be OF
no benefit to George Gould, who paid
a fine for libelling Col. Max Frost
some time ago. When a fine gets in
to the hands Of a New Mexico court
officer IL is like the water that has
gone to the sea.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

The supervisors OF Graham county
when passing on the assessments
raised the assessment Of the Detroit
copper company 20 the tune OF some
seventy thousand dollars. The law
provides that the supervisors can raise
IN assessment between the first and
twentieth Of July, but must give the
person raised due notice, so they may
appear before the board and show why
the raise should not be made. The
supervisors sent the Detroit copper
company notice on the 18th Of July
and made the raise on The goth, The
company making no appearance before
the board. The Detroit company took
the case into court, %contending that
IL had not received the notice in time
to appear before the supervisors. The
court held that the company's claim
was a Just ono aad reduced the assess
ment to the amount the company put
in. The supervisors should know that
Graham Is a pretty big county and
that it takes more than Two days for
mail to get to all parts Of the county.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

THE Shamrock and the Columbia
have had A good deal OF trouble IN
trying to sail the races of New York
for sthe America cup. They tried
three times last week, aud at no time
could they get enough wind to 20 over
the course, thirty miles, in the speci.
fed time, Eve and oDe-balf hours.
Tuesday they were to try 1t again,
but could not get enough wind to
start with.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

For several years a democratic pol
itician, prominent In the councils OF
his party in both Arizona and New
Mexico, has been in Lordsburg
frequently. He has always argued in
favor OF the free and unlimited coin
age Of silver, and the Hon. VIM. Jen-
nings Bryan never had a more devoted
admirer. In fact during the last
national campaign he often Informed
the LISrRAL that II Mr.. Mckinley
was elected aQd Mr.. Bryan defeated
the country would go TO ruin, that
business would NRe paralyzed, aud
every one, except the friends OF the
Rothchllds, would becPme paupers.
In all the years that he his travelled
through Lordsburg he never has been
overly flush. He has Nyays had
enough money TO buy a tickct\2ut Of
town, when he did not travel dn-a
pass, but he has never been overloaded
With noaey, just a few stray dollars In
his pocket book. Well, as everyone
knows Bryan was defeated, Mckinley
was elected, and the country has con-
tinued doing business. One OF the
strokes Of business that has recently
been done, during this Mckinley ad-
ministration, vas the sale Of a mine
10 which this gentleman is interested.
He was IN town the other day. He
made a small purchase, aud Ia paying
for It pulled a roll Of bills as big as
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY.
Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for over fifty years by
millions OF mothers for their children
while %teething, with perfect success.
II sOothes the child, sOftens the gums,
a!lays all pain, cures wind collie, and is
the best remedy for Diarrbea. Is
pleasant to the taste. Sold by Drug
gists In every part OF the world,
Twenty-Five cents a bottle. It's value is
i~ncalcnlable. BE sure and ask for Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup, and takeno
other kind.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13
DUNCAN AND sOLOMoNvILLu.


Stage leaves Solomonyllle Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays at 7 a. m,
and arrives at Duncan at II m, max
ing close connection with the 4. &
n. NJ. Ry. Leaves Duncan TUESDAYS.
Thursdays and Fridays at - m,
yarriing at Solomonville at 6 p. m.
This line is equipped with elegant
CONCORD Coaches, Fine Stock, and
careful drivers.
Fare s.. Low charges for extra
baggage. The quickest and safest
route TO express matter to Solomon
vile. NOAH GEEN, Prop.
S~OlOmOnyille, \. II.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

But we will cure you it you win pay us.
Men who are Weak. Nervous and debili-
lated suffering from Nervous Debility.
early evil habits, or later indiscretions,
which lead TO Premature Decay, consump-
ton or instantly, should send for and read
the "book Of life giving particulars for
d home cure. Sent (sealed) free, 10y ad
ressing DR.. Parker's Medical aud surgi-
cal %instite, ISL North Spruce ST.. Nash
vile, Tenn. They guarantee a cure or no
pay.-Tho SUNDAY Morning.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

II wish TO express my thanks to the
manufacturers Of Chamborlain's collie,
cholera and diarrhOea remedy, for hav-
lng put on the market such a wonder
fui medicine" says w. ". Massingill,
Of Beaumont, Texas. There are many
thousands Of mothers whose children
have been saved from attacks OF
d%ysentery and cholera infantum who
must also feel thankful. 1t is for sale
by Eagle drug mercantile Company.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

THE last Enterprise notes that Col.
Jack Fleming has resigned the Office
Of regent Of the Normal school. The
resignation was on account Of his
holding the government position Of
mine inspector.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

Sunday Fletcher Gee had some
words with Il mai known as Shorty
Wheeler, at Strange's saloon at Stems
Pass. Gee was owing Wheeler some
money, and there was a dispute about
the settlement. In the dispute Gee
used some words that are not common
in polite society and Wheeler pulled
bis gun and took a shot at Gee. Gee
dropped and every one thought he
was dead with a. bullet through his
brain. Gee soon revived aud it vas
found that the bail hit him near the
top OF the forehead aud glanced of, g.
ing through the tent. He viii re-
cover,
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

Will often cause a horrible burn.
scald, cut or bruise, Bucklen's Arnicl
salve, the best In the world, viii KIN
the pain and promptly heal 1t. Cures
old sores, fever sores, ulcers, boils.
felon, corns, all skin e%ruptions. Best
pile cure on earth. Only p cts. a box.
Cure guaranteed. Sold by all drug
frfuF q
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

The pillow Boy Preacher" Rev. j.
Kirkman, Belle Rive, H., says: After
suffering from bronchial or lung
trouble for ten years, | was cured by
One Minute Cough Cure. 1t is all
that Is claimed for it and more" Ii
cures coughs, colds, grippe and all
throat and lung troubles. Roberts s.
Leahy Mercantile COmnAnY.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13
Subscription Prices,

THE Red River News, formerly pub.
lished at Red River, New Mexico, is
dead. Judging from its appearance,
II had little excuse for living.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

Frank WYman was in the city Tues
day, returning to Deming from a trip
out to his mines at Granite Gap.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

Educate Your Bowels wan Cascarsts.
Candy Cathartlc, cure constination forever.
lOc, 25c. II G C. @. fail, drucgisssrefand money!
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathnrtic. 1Oc or 25c
~ =. Q. IAN 70 cure, draggIlts refund moneY.
Western liberal. (Lordsburg, N.M.) 1887-1919, 1899-10-13

Educate Your Bowels with Casoarots.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
Zoe, 25e. HCCC fan, druggists refund money.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-10-28
pAssING pLEAsANrR1Es.

Running No Rlsk-Niaud-G'd hate to
think that you'd throw yourself at
Fred. MamIe-Why not? He's a good
Brooklyn Life.
YOU say that man who Just went
by Is one Of the best known men In
town? C.-Yes; he couldn't borrow n
dollar to save his llfe.-Yonkers States
man.
Teacher-HoW dare you laugh at me.
you young raScals? Chorus Of Pupils
But we're were not laughing at you.
sir. TeaeheF-Well, l don't know what
else there Ia to laugh at.-Tit- Bits.
A Gentle Hint = Frank = Blanche
pinned a tiny hatiron on my coat last
night. DIck-DO yon know what that
means? FranII-NO. Dick-She wants
you to press your sult.-Chlcago Daily
News.
A Discrepancy Administrations
The FillpInOs are one hundred years be-
hind us In civilization. opposltionham
Lone hundred2 I thought Il was one
hundred and twenty-five years ago
when we began 70 fight for liberty
Life.
Tramp--onee I wuz In n fair way to
becomln' n millionaire, but a darn In
bor-savin' device ruined me. The Far.
mer-You don't say So! How's that?
The Tramp-I was gettin' along. nicely
rs bartender IN a saloon, who de boss
bought cash register. Puck.
Wow, George Ga2zam." said tho
teacher, you may tell what you know
Of the social customs OF the ancient
Greeks and Romans" THE ancient
Greeks and Romans" replied young
Mr. Gazzan, in loud volOce "wero al.
lowed to marry only one wife cnch, and
this was called monotony, Life.
Mr.. Skim Flint. sr.-No! Ut ! VIII
not add mother penny 70 youpl huow-
ance. You do not seem 10 appreciate
the value Of money. I would have you
understand, HIr. that money makes the
mare 60 His Son NOTWITHSTANDING
by the amount you give me. you must
think I'm RUNNING an automobile"
What He was Looking For-T tell
you, SIR" he said. "The girls Of to-
day are not properly educated. Before
/ fnnrry want to ind girl who ID
able to cook" Yes?" rsturnGd the
other dlslntsrostedly. Don't your
Cant say that particularly care