The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-03-01
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but how well.
- Telephone lines use 1900, 900
pounds Of copper yearly.
More than 100000 persons in
New York city are suffering from the
grip.
- 1t is better to suffer wrong from
every man than to do wrong to sim
gle one.
- Some men will do you favor
and then bore you for an hour talking
about it.
We are in danger Of looking too
far for opportunitie. of doing good and
communicating.
- A curbed temper is noble steed
to ride; an uncurbed temper is Wild
horse that drags US at his heels.
= 1t always pays to do kindness
to other people if it doesn't pay you
it pays the other people.
- The only love in which man
has no rival, is in the wonderful love
he generally has for himself.
The Widower-" Having been
married is great help to man."
The Victim" Certainly. Marriage
teaches man to hide his money when
he goes to bed at night
Sour stomach, fullness after eating,
tlatulcncc, are all caused by imperfect
digestion. rrickly Ash Bittcrs cor
rec IS the disorder at once, drives out
badly digcstcd food and tones the
stomach, liver and bowels. For sale
by Evans Pharmacy.
- Reputation is what men think Of
us. character is what God thinks Of us
and what we are Reputation is like
the glove upon the hand character is
the hand itself.
"Oh, john - exclaimed Mrs.
Jaggs, breathlcssly ~ have some
thing terrible to tell you. The baby
has swallowed your shaving brush"
"Oh, that's all right, responded the
brute, sit was worn orr, and / was 60
ing 70 get new one anyhow
- The Mormon smiled placidly as
he leaned against the front gate and
listened to the noise Of conflict which
foatel out of the house. "Arcn't you
frightened ?'' asked neighbor. 'No.
My four wives are settling it among
themselves as to which Of them is
really bossinE me. | never interfere
when this dispute occurs, l simply
take a vacation and enjoy myself
Dloating after eating, indigestion,
Aatulence Of water brash, may be
quickly corrected through the use Of
Prickly Ash Bitters. 1t strengthens
digestion, cleanses and regulates the
bowels. Sold by Evans Pharmacy.
- What is described as typical
mountain wedding took place near
Batesville, Va, few da' ago, when
Miss Estclle Clemmons became Mrs.
Ben Luther. About 100 guests were
present. y rejected suitor of Miss
Clemmons was among the guests, con-
spicuous by broad band of crepe worn
on the arm. During the ceremony the
Tilted man and his sympathizers ex-
pressed their sense of bereavment by
low, sorrowful moaning
\ popular and witty minister,
on ascending the steps of the church
one Sunday afternoon, saw an old
woman struggling against rheumatics
to reach the top OF the steps, and at
once taking her by the arm he gently
assisted her up. On reaching the top,
she asked him who was to preach.
ooh, Rev. 3" lie replied, giving his
own name. "Oh. graoious!' excla;m-
ed the old woman, "help me down
again. would rather listen to man
sharpening saw. Please help me
down again. do not care to go in. !"
The minister was ct first inclined to
refuse. but the humor Of the situation
tickled him, aud he remarked as he
reached the bottom of the steps,
"l ou are quite right. my good woman; !;
l would not 60 in myself if was not
paid for it,