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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26

ion the h0udWrluug expert. WHO u az '''
head OF the Anthropometric Department
Of the Prefecture of Police OF PARIS H'"
concluded the first instalmcnt Of MS so
called demonstration Of the guilt OF cap
tain Drcyfus. prominent pIeS luS'I u
,,fo,roa O., him as "thc fn-de-siecle
Cagliostro."
Tho prerfusards refuse TO regard him
mo ANYTHING but the prince Of quacks.
They cover his remarks with ridicule'
and rxofest that tho admission of his
fantastic theories as evidence before the
court-martal is a disgrace 10 France
"C'cst uue homie" CTS shame) was
The remark heard on an sides when the
session closed. and the audience mainly
made up of Dreyfusards, was being press
al outside by the gendarmes. who always
clear the courtroom as soon as the court
allourns.
JUDGES MAY BE GUILED.
Nevertheless. even the Dreyfusards do
ro, deceive themselves as TO the effect
50 Beuuuon's testimony, or "demonstra-
..n' may have upon the judges, who,
n., fear. viii be gulled by what the
ll.yfus rds consider spurious.
Ar tho Judges are graduates Of the
.rcols Polytechnique,' the highest school
or science in France, and they are highly
NJ rcrtillon's methods and
l.'''' 90 .,.,...- ..,.i.,. d.. ...,t.
tIe specimens GA "''''''7
u.rs t9 them. They may be able 10 fol-
l.g. his reasoning intclisibly, but this is
,..r. than any member of the audience
,4 ID, t.-1,v If The iudecs accept
.-,.... ......,i-.s- chat Drayfus as an
...l.....,,. t.,,5-
expert spy N'' h'' WIZ
writing, but in close iIll'"'i0"' 0F0" O'''-
t1,1ng go give the letters the appear
-re. of having been traced, ia order to
..,.... +,..,,, no o. forgery
Doe au" '' I,I"-'''. ''''-' "'
ST detected '".n '"1
this groundwork may be- scientifically cor
,..t
r. ,,...s... ,,.b,., ebovr7 RartiUon's
.r.,.,. orr,itt.5 rfa ingenuity
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,.,.o.-rr o>-.e 4,--frt-,rr,>,,r
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.,''. ,...s tr. lot ana e%citomont he
,......... .,.t.t WAS .,nsoted ia he a calm.
...i., ~ his theory
H. ,..,5.~sr sro,,te5 and waved his
. ........., ..,,,..,.o5 i'm some terrible
.... D-.. boz literally shrieked. and
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.'' go. 80 .,,9 -, al
-',o" --'i'I - -,sbod
'- ,''v ,D.,',ioset,. f,.,,irioo-
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'.'-. 80 CIV ,lr1s,lc.i denim
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26
GOYERNoR ON NE ~ WI

The Governor was IN conference with
Acting Adjutant-General Byrd during the
day. 4 large number Of carbines have
been sent to Darien. and supply OF
ammunition is en- route by speciu mes
senger. as the express company 'eilsed
to carry II. owing TO It's explosive char-
acter. The Governor is IN teieSr1ph
communication with the seat Of the trou-
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26

Reduced Rate To philadelphia, Pm.
vim H., 4. ~ A.. and Pennn. n. H., Ace
count Of &. A. Il. National En-
campmcnt.
For this occasion the Richmond. Fred
ori,,lsburg and Potomac Railroad Com
pany will sell special iron-clad signature
tickets from Richmond 20 philadelphia
and return al the ono-fare rate OF $50
Tor the round trip. Tickets 60 DO sold
September "a 10 9Th. inclusive. good going
only on date Of sale. and 90 return
until September v. 1858. except that upon
deposit Of ticket with the Joint agent az
Philadelphia between September 9TH and
9Th, inclusive, and payment OF 90 cents.
the final limit may be extended 90 Sep
TENDER 30. 1899. Continuous passage in
each direction
Apply 10 Ticket Agent, Byrd-Street
Station: Richmond Transfer Company,
953 east Main street, or w. y. Taylor.
Traffic Manager.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26
Martin In salem Yesterday.

SALEM. VA, August 25.-(Special)-
Senator Thomas S. Martin made brief
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26

wired Hughes captain OF Liberty Troop.
10 hold command In readiness TO respond
IL you cali for them. but 10 do nothing
until you order him. The people Of Mcln-
tosh county are excited. The situation
demands a cool head. You have II. and
[ must rely on you TO exercise that wise
discretion which /. so far away cannot
exercise. II necessary. return to ilaFien'
(Signed) "A. ID. GAMBLER
Governor"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26
TROUBLE IN GEORGIA,
Great Anxiety Among White
People At DaIien
STATE TROOPS CALLED FOR
Negro Kills One Deputy Sheriff and
Wounds Another.
WHITES FEAR A NEGRO UPRISING.
Many Riotous COiored Men Arrest
ed-Blaciss Gather, Armed, In ("
swamp-Troops 10 Move on ihc"
This Morning.
This Morning.

DARIEN, GA, August 2j.-While all IS
quiet here tonight, the day was one OF
great anxiety and intense excitement
among the white people. An outbreak
on the part Of the negroes has been mo-
mentarily expected since the killing by
John Delagel. a negro, OF Joseph Town
send, n prominent citizen and Deputy
Sheriff Of this county. last night.
To-day Sheriff Blount sent the follow
ing 10 Governor Gambler:
please order Liberty Independent
Troop to report to me, mounted. at once
Situation critical; one deputy killed, an
other wounded.
(SigneD '"r. b. BLOUNT,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26

THE WEATHER IN RICHMOND
YESTERDAY was warm. but not oppres-
sive The force OF the heat was broken
by a pleasant breeze. The range OF tho
thermometer was as follows:
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26
PRINCE OF QUACKS.
Fin-da-SiecIe CagIioSto in the
DreYfuS Trial.
BERTILLON, THE " EXPERT "
His Fantastic Theories a Disgrace TO
France.
ur Is UNNECESSARILY EXCITED.

lie Thuudcrs. shouts, and waves His
Arms when There is No Occasion
for Him to he Otherwise Than Per-
fecfIy Calm aud DispnSsiOnate.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26

- WASHINGTON. August 81
lSilg Forecast FOR Saturday and Sun
For Vfreinia-cenerallv fai,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26
Vino penches.


MONROE MARKET. ioi ives, Grace.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26

weather Saturday and Sunday; fresh east
10 south winds.
Tor North enthusiastically fair wea
Their Saturday ana Sunday; fresh south,
erly Winds.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26

Mean ,emperatura ...........-,H 80
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26

but that this would not prevent his con-
wction, because he was a Jew. (Sensa-
toni
former sergeant. who was ut one time
employed In tho War Office. testified 20
seeing Dreyfus copying the list OF rail
road stations mentioned in the plan Of
mobilization. 20 which Dreyfus replied
1T Is true, but ] copied the list by order
Of Capiain nosse" lSensationl
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-08-26

PARIS. August 25.-The Minister I,, OF
VIZ General the Marquis de GaIlifet'
has transmitted the dossier TO the Ia aver,
n ME, inquiry into the conduct Of colonel
D DIN Patty de- Clam to the cogrt-mar'l3 ala, at
Bcnncs as requested by Maitre L36on'
leading counsel for the defence on We'd
.....,1.r. last
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13
THE WORM TURNED.
Mr.. Hornifex Accumr lated Some Informa.
tion at the Exper SO of the Grocer.

Mr.. Hornifex Acoumr lated Some Informa.
tion at the Exper of tho Grocer.
Here's your cha age, Mr.. Hornifex.
Anything else?"
81 believe not"
'I.ike to sell you some cheese"
81 don't care mu III for cheese"
you'd like this. Here, let me give
you a taste Of it. How's thatT
"M--'m-it isr t bad"
"You bet it isn't They don't bring
that kind Of cheese to town every day,
l can tell you."
"Stll L"
Doesn't have ang bitter taste, does
it?"
NO"
Doesn't bit the tongue, does it?"
Not bit"
"Rich, too, isn't it?'
eyes, it's rich enough"
"You bet it is. The beauty about
this cheese is that it's made by the
best dairyman in the state, and it's
pure goods. There's no filled cheese
about this"
Got plenty of III"
Enough to feed regiment"
''Is it all like til 50"
EVERY pound of it,"
'Would there be any discount on n
whole cheeseT
Let me see. N:ughts naught. Six
twos is-yes, I'd throw off cents"
How much does u whole cheese
weigh?"
FIFTY or sixty rounds. These are
big cheeses."
How soon could you deliver it?"
"lnside of two hours"
Warrant all of 1t to be like the
sample in cOlor?"
Sure, where will you--"
This kind of cheese toasts well,
does it not?"
"Splendidly."
"Would it make good Welsh rab-
bit?"
BEST you ever tasted. Where"
Good cheese isn't unwholesome, is
it?'
"Unwholesome? people grow fat on
it. Look at me-"
81 suppose people who don't really
care for cheese can learn to like"
II should say So"
"Well. if | ever learn to like it I'll
buy some of you. Good daylight
cago Tribune.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13
BRONZE SPOON
INVENTIONS OF ANCIENT TIMES.


The belt of thin copper worn by the
ancient Roman soldier was fastened to
n strip of cloth, for lining, in very
simple way-namely, by series of
those little clamps which to-day are
commonly employed for holding a
number of sheets of paper together.
Indeed, the well-known McGill paper
fastener, out of which the patentee has
made a large fortune, is nothing more
or less than an exact reproduction of
the device described in common use at
least $500 years ago.
In the collection referred to are a
number of fishhooks, not less than
1900 years old, obtained from Swiss
lake dwellings. They are of bronze,
and as to shape are exactly like
modern patterns; they have the same
curves and the same barbs, with Il
similar expansion at the top of the
shank for the attachment of the line.
But for the metal of which they are
composed they might have been made
yesterday. The very fact that they
are of bronze is a proof of their great
antiquity, referring them to Il prehis-
toric epoch. All OF European history
belongs to the post-bronze or iron age.
Other curios from the ancient Etrus-
can tombs are strainers, ladies', spoons
and knives of bronze. There is n fine
tooth comb of ivory, in shape pre-
ciSely like the fine-tooth combs of to-
day. Not less interesting are bronze
mirrors which have the same shape as
the modern toilet glass with handle.
or course, they have long lost their
polish which made them serviceable,
but one is able TO distinguish the
figures of human beings and animals
etched on their backs.
Such articles of bronze, as well as
daggers and other weapons and uten-
sils, were cast when practicable in
molds that were carved out of hard
stone, n pair of stones being required
to produce the object, which was
afterward polished and otherwise Ella
horated. The collection described is
rich in needles. bodliinS and thimblcs.
These last had no tops like modern
thimbles. hut Were provided, never
theless. with the same sort of indcn-
tations to catch the head of the needle
There are raZors. also of bronze,
which may have been well enough in
their day, though it must have been
pretty hard work to shave with them
Their shape was very different from
the modern being that of a crescent
with a small handle.
Among the most plentiful of the oh
jects got from the Etruscan tombs are
great pins with big round heads which
In shape are exactly like the modern
hatpins. Indeed. there can he no ques
tion that the hatpn of to-day is de-
rived from this source. 1t is popularly
imagined that the button with n per-
foratcd shank is comparatively new
invention hut il Is not so at all MS
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13

She had not been married so long
that she had broken herself of the ha-
bit of occasionally fishing for compli-
ments. and she liked above all things
to hear him say how he priced her. But
this time he was taken off guard and
spoke thoughtlessly.
"It was a $50 gold piece you gave
the minister who married us, wasn't
it?" she asked.
yep" he answered without looking
up from his paper.
"Thats n lot of money, George" )"
she suggested, and then waited for
him to throw down his paper and
say: Not for such treasure" or
something like that, but he didn't. In
stead he replied with depth of feeling
that was unusual.
"Well, YOU can just eyerlastingly bet
that 1t is"
She hasn't been much of an angler
since.-Chicago Post
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13

"Miss Williston," he pleaded, 81 am
going away. | shall travel thousands
of miles before | return. May | ask
you for your photograph before | goT'
jeanette Willistone looked at space
and sighed gently.
Il don't know" she replied, why
you should ask me for my picture"
Our friendship, he said; "surely that
is something"
YES" she answered, that is-some-
thing. But it doesn't seem to me that
you have the right to carry my portrait
near your heart-yet."
"Jeannette" he cried, will you be
mine?"
=" All, Percy" she said, after 1t had
been arranged that they should be
married a week from the following
Thursday, "how did you dare to ask
me? What reason had you for not
fearing that | would bid you go away
and ever show yourself in my pre-
sence againT
81 don't know" he humbly replied;
perhaps is was intuition. n."-Chicago
News.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13
A TERRIBLE TALE.
An Account of Corporal Hardtack's Largo
Order and Rude Awakening,

An Account of Corporal Hardtaok's Largo
Order and Rude Awakening.
CHAPTER 1.
Corporal Hardtack entered Delmon-
ico's the moment he arrived In New
York City. He had his months pay,
which amounted to several thousand
dollars and 10 cents.
Carefully he looked over the gold
plated menu.
Bring me turtle SOUP" he said to
the garcon.
"Oui."
"Baked salmon trout"
"Oui."
"And bottle of Sauterne."
"Oui, monsieur"
"And when that Is out of the way
bring me Little Neck clans on the
half shell, chicken salad and sweet
breads"
''Oui, monsieur" murmured the per-
spring waiter.
"rhen bring me venison steak"
"Oui."
"Fried potatoes, boiled potatoes,
hashed potatoes, and baked potatoes" !"
The waiter now nodded
Rare roast beef, tongue, chops,
beefsteak, orange ice, turkey, with
cranberry sauce, quail'-
The waiter feel down in Il faint, and
another took his place.
Quail on toast" went on Corporal
Hardtack, "ortalans, terrapin stew,
ham and eggs,,-
''Oui, monsieur" trembled the new
garcon, painting.
"A bottle of champagne, absinthe
frappc, gin cocktail and apple,
pumpkin, mince and prune pies,
Rochefort cheese, Fromage de Brie,
Dutch cheese, cream cheese
Just then terrible thing happened.
CHAPTER III.
Corporal Hardtack woke up.
(rhe End)
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13

To Reform the Russian Calender.

From the Philadelphia Inquirer.
The report that the Russian govern
ment has decided to conform its calen-
dar to that of western civilization by
adopting the Gregorian and abandon
ing the Julian style has now been Off
cially verified by information to that
effect transmitted to the state depart
ment at Washington by our counsul
general at st. Petersburg. 1t has not
been determined when the change will
be made or in what manner it will be
accomplished, but as Russia is pure
autocracy there will be no trouble about
that.
All that will be necessary is for the
czar to issue his ukase and the thing
will be done. The classical feat known
as knocking any one into the middle of
next week, often talked about, but
seldom realized, will be achieved upon
scale of worldwide magnitude.
Indeed, it will be surpassed, because
when the czar gives the word it is at a
period considerably beyond the middle
of next week that the Russian millions
will be landed, as the Russian calendar
is full twelve days behind the times. 1t
is possible that the elimination of this
interval will be effected by slow degrees.
When Pope Gregory NH promulgat-
ed in 1882 the reform of the calendar
which had been arranged under his
auspices, the Catholic countries, as in
duty bound, accepted the new order of
things at once, and ten whole days were
nominally and apparently eliminated.
Protestant Europe, however, foolishly
unwilling in this respect, to follow the
pope's lead, was slow to adopt the i'm
provement. 1t worried along with the
old inaccurate style until 1900, while
England illustrated her characteristic
conservatism by refusing to fall into
line until 1852.
Most of the countries made the tran
sition from the old style to the new by
skipping the total number of days to be
dropped and thus getting the thing over
at once, but some prolonged the agony.
The Netherlands, for instance, dropped
a day annually until the total number
had been disposed Of.
Russia might pursue that or some
analogous course, but she probably
won't. 1t isn't customary with her to
do things in that way. When she
moves at all she moves rapidly, and so
the chances are that some fine morning
the cars one hundred and twenty mil
lion subjects will wake up to find that
according to the calendar they have
grown twelve days older over night.
They probably will accept the situation
with their accustomed philosophy.
In England, the passage of Lord
Chesterfield's act ordering that Septcm-
Der ., 1862, should be followed by Sep
tember IA led to rioting and actually
became a political issue, with the cam
paign cry of "Give us back our eleven
days"
The Russian peasantry of today may
be not less ignorant than that, but they
are too docie and submissive to express
any dissatisfaction with the declared
will of their august father
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13
Rising to the Occasion.
From the Philadelphia Record.

From the Philadelphia Record.
The merchant who takes advantage
of the tide of business at its flood is
pretty sure to be carried on to fortune;
but he must know how to meet the oc-
caslon and to grasp opportunities. In
the East Indies there is a species of
grain collecting ant which stores up
quantities of the native cereals for food.
When, however; the terrific monsoon
storms swirl over the land the garnered
food is moistened by the heavy rains.
Then the ants rise to the occasion.
They watch for the first sunbeams, and
when these appear the whole colony
carries out the store from their little
granaries to dry in the warmth of the
sun.
likewise when the sun Of prosperity
shines above the business world the
watchfu and industrious merchant is
prompt to take advantage of it's profit
able influences, and he uses various
means, the chief of which is frst-class
newspaper advertising, to direct these
influences toward his own business.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13

An amusing story is told of the edl-
tor of go-ahead evening newspaper,
who in the internal rushing to press to
get ahead of the opposition, was con-
stantly impressing upon his reporters
the necessity of condensing all news.
A terrible boiler explosion had taken
place on board n big ship lying at
Portsmouth.
Get down there as hard as you can
he said to one of his men. If you catch
the 11:40 you will be there soon after
., and you can just wire something
for the extra special-but boil it
down"
Soon after 3 o'clock that afternoon
they got wire from him:
'"rerrible explosion. Melpomene.
Boiler empty. Engineer full. Funeral
tomorrow. No flowers"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13
Professional Ethics.

Say says the gentleman with the
check shirt, plaid suit and thunderous
diamonds, "if you will go in with me,
I've got guy that we can work for a
couple of thousand in a poker game,
and you can have half"
'Sirr replied the young lawyer,
"this is personal insultn
Excuse me-" continued the willy
tempter. "Of course, I didn't mean
this here as personal affair We will
cali II retaining you professionally"
"Er-how much did you say he had?'
Indianapolis Journal.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13
Capt. william Astor Chanler,

Congressman from New York, is the
president of The Nep York Star, which
is giving away FORTY DOLLAR BI-
CYCLE daily, as offered by their adyer-
tisement in another column. Hon. Amos
j. Cummings, NJ. c., Col. Asa Bird Gard
ner, district attorney of New York, ex-
Governor Hogg. of Texas, and Col. Fred
Fegl of New York, are among the well
known names in their board of directors
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13

A few years ago an eminent London
physician, on my mentioning to him to-
mntoes as an arcie of diet for myself,
said. "Why do you eat tomatoes?" I
said. "Why not" He said, "Wcll, I
think that there are grave reasons for
thinking it possible that eating toma-
toes increases. If it does not produce,
the liability to cancer. l do not say
positively that 1t does So"
1t strikes layman as a fact, that
the consumption OF tomatoes has in
creased rs much in England of late
years as has cancr.--Pall Mall Ca
Zette.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13

A widow went to the Office of the in
surance company where her late hus-
band had insured himself in order to
receive payment of her claim. During
the conversation which ensued the
clerk remarked sympathetically that
he "was very sorry to hear of her hus-
bands death" Whereupon she fairly
staggered him by remarlling: You
men are all the same-always sorry
when poor woman gets the chance of
little money"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13
ANCIENT INVENTIONS
APPARENTLY THERE is NOTHING NEW
UNDER THE SUN.

The Romans and Etruscans Were the
First Users of the Safety Pin and
Othes Household Articles Generally
Supposed to BE Modern.
The Smithsonian Institution has
collection made up exclusively of
ancient inventions that are commonly
supposed to be very modern. Take, for
example, the safety pin. 1t was in
in common use IN ancient Rome. In
fact, 1t was familiar article of domes-
tic usefulness In Italy long before
Rome obtained her glory. Safety pins
similar in all respects to those now en-
ployed have been obtained in quanti-
ties from the tombs of the Etruscans,
whose civilization long antedated that
of the kingdom founded by Romulus
and Remus. They We're of bronze,
and utilized the familiar principle of
coiled spring and catch.
Some of these old-time safety pins
took the form of ornaments. Occasion
ally they were quite large, ten inches
or so in length, and hollow, as if de-
signed to be attached to the gown in
front and possibly to contain some
thing or other.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13

Temperance Mani was glad to OBJ
serve that at the recent launching your
vessel was chrstened with pure water,
instead of wine
Old Salt-That's so! I Just said to
myself, "Cap'n Seadog," says l. this
thing has got to stop. | amt goin' to
waste any more good liquor on such
foolishness. ."-NewYor Weekly.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13
Systematic

Crimsonbeak: my wife is very sys-
tematic."
Yeast: "You don't sayw
"Yes; when she wants me to remem-
ber to bring home sugar, what do you
think she does?'
puts string about your finger"
"String, nothing. What's string
got to do with sugar? She ties a piece
of sandpaper on my hat"
"Goodw
"And when she wants butter, what
do you suppose she does"
Couldn't guess"
"Why she ties lock of hair about
my finger" Statesman.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13
More Than 81 Hint.

Steady Company (after running COM
ment on business success in generaD
must say, Miss Florence, that if
in man it is business enterprise.
Miss Florence: So do l! There's young
Rushman, for instance; he's only been
calling on Miss Sparks two months,
and they're engaged already.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13
A Changed ODtntou

Mrs, Crimsonbeak: "You told me
once, you liked that fellow Grosser, on
account of his grit"
Mr. Crimsonbeak: Yes; but that
was before he took to selling sugar.
YonkerS Statesman
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13
Conciliating Her

Commuter treturning home at 11p. n.y.
Why, Subbuhs, where on earth are
you going at this time of night?
Subbubs Pm going down to the stoye
after some chewing gum for the cook.
she said she'd leave If she didn't get II
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1899-07-13
Tho Result of Haste.

"That's swell hat you are wear
ing" said the city editor.
"Just look what swell head II is on. :
answered the urtreporter, in thought.
less haste,-IndiaDapolis Journal