The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-12-01

The hypocrite does good that evil may
come of it.
They say that it is cheaper to move
than pay rent.
Vanity is something worse than an
ordinary fever.
Fools light their intelligence with the
fire Of suspicion.
Charity covers multitude of theatri-
cal performances.
1t takes the average fisherman to crush
the truth to earth.
"Our home boys" sometimes go back on
their home people.
The key to success is turned by the
man who advertises.
Gossip is a beauty habit and other peo-
pie should not indulge in it,
A bee undoubtedly possesses power
full memory, says scientist.
A man can't check his creditors unless
his bank account is all right.
The exigeEcies which test the soul are
mans greatest opportunities.
All men are made of dust-but some
dust is about two-thirds sand.
He is certainly shabby partisan who
cannot believe his own organ.
The things we most desire are those
we are unable to comprehend.
The way Of the transgressor, as a gen.
eral rule, is to plead not guilty.
When a man gets tired Of SHINING he
is ready to turn over new leaf.
Probably none get less praise than
those who are forever seeking it.
Charity begins at home; men are al
ways giving their wives excuses.
After all, the person who is willing to
work must feed the person who is not.
The man who persists in "doing" his
fellow-man, usually ends by doing time.
A man with more money than brains
very often succeeds in getting married.
Faith may move mountains, but man
continues to tunnel them just the same.
A Maryland postmaster has resigned.
Miracles and indscretions never cease.
If Solomon were alive to-day lots of
men wouldn't consider him so very
wise.
The rubber trust will put up the price
of all goods made Of rubber-necks ex-
cepted.
When a woman turns the cold should
er to man it usually gives him food for
reflection.
Train up hired girl in the way she
should 60, and the first thing you know
she's gone.
just before the averags man succeeds
in making million out of wind his
pipe goes out.
A man may smile when his heart is
breaking, but woman may smile when
she has cold feet.
A new name for the automobile has
been discovered in England. They call
it simply the machine"
Contentment may be better than mon
ey, but most men are willing to take
chances with the money.
A man may be above reproach, but he
wants to keep his eye on the fellow at
the hOttom Of the ladder
An actress may be welded to her art,
but she usually acquires more than one
husband during her career.
The man who never borrows trouble
sometimes gives a lot of it to people Of
whom he borrows other things
lis o good thing to know how to act
in a given case, but sometimes it's q
better thing to know how not to act
Two-thirds of the people who COM
plain that the world doesn't understand
them ought to be thankful it doesn't.
The OWLS reputation for wisdom is
probably founded upon the fact that he
never expresses his thoughts in words.
Mr.. Hanna denies his rumored retire
ment from politics, and will continue to
do business at the same old barrel house.
The Starkville Times says that Oktib-
beha is overwhelmingly for Lowry for
the short term in the United States Sem
ate.
Grover Cleveland is said to have voted
the straight Democratic ticket at the re.
cent election. Grover must have been in
great straits.
II mems deeds were on par with
their intentions, there would be no mid
die ground between the very good and
the desperately wicked.
The goat he eat comic page
And soon began to pun,
~ can't help it," he softly said,
"You see I'm full Of fun"
The wood Of the redwood tree never
decays, 1t is said, and fallen trunks
which have been overgrown by old for
ests are % solid as the day they fell.
"Woman IL naturally naughty" says
. newspaper sage Perhaps this is the
reason she is never 80 happy Is when
looking down on lover signing ct her
feet
The Atlanta Journal says that the
birds have found friends among the wo-
men Of that city. The ladies Of Atlanta
must be talking through their plumed