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The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-11-24
A Sale Of Jackets
To-Day and To-Morrow

That has been
shaking up the
cloak q 9 pa r /
1nents Of the city
not a little. We
can only regret
that we cannot
describe particu-
larry to you Of
each ga rrnent.
Last NJ o n day
there were 1870 Of
them; to-day we
began selling on
an even hum
dred. Three lots:
Lot /, 1856
About 70 Jackets
in this lott; no
two alike; values
to So, so and 1880.
Lot 2. $1,000
40 Jackets, plain
and rough goods;
new Shapes; new
cuts. all elk
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-11-24

The guiding torch to wealth Is adyer-
Using. Your advertising doesn't pay?
Wake upi--Advisor.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-11-24

/, Hennessy's overcoats are the best
See window display to-day.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-11-24
Wrapper
Sale
To-Day =.

Lewis b e s t
wrappers:
At $1.05. Flan-
nelette wrappers;
value, S1.50
At 81. 50, Flan-
nelle wrappers,
neatly trimmed:
value, $500.
AT S1.95, 1.-THE
Dewey" wrap
pers. new .pat-
terms, new color
ings; n e a Il y
m a d e: Wi d e
skirts; value, $3.50.
The Anaconda standard. [volume] (Anaconda, Mont.) 1889-1970, 1899-11-24

Silver. 69hc. .a..... fa
25c.-"On to Manila. Bic.
Rent pianos from Crton Bros.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31

You can expect shower at Panama,
says correspondent in the Chicago
Record, about three o'clock every aft
ernoon during the rainy season. The
rest of the day and evening after six
o'clock is delightful, and no one thinks
of carrying an umbrella, but at Colon
il rains all the time, and, according to
the old proverb, it never rains but 1t
pours. 1t is the real thing by the buck
etful 1t seems as if the bottom had
dropped out of the sky. Colon and
Panama are AZ miles apart The rain
fall at Panama is about % inches annu-
ally, or about eight feet. The rainfall
at Colon is 250 inches annually, or about
81 feet, and the people get it all in five
months, an average of four feet a
month precipitation, while in Arizona
they only have few inches. 1t takes
all the rest of the year for the people
to get dry.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31
ROCKING BEAUTIFIES WOMEN.
How an English Scientist Accounts
for the Symmetry of Amer
lean Limbs.

The rocking chair, according to an
English scientist over here for the pur-
pose of writing book of travels, de-
serves even a higher place in Ameri-
can esteem than it now holds, for it
is responsible, this eagle-eyed observer
claims, for one of the greatest beau
ties Of the American women, the beauty
of her lower limbs, says the Philadel-
phia Record. IF you will think" he
said at a dinner party the other might
at Atlantic City, "if you will think OF
the exercise one gets on rocking chair.
you will see that L am right. How
many times, on these broad, wind
blown piazzas, does a young woman
rock herself in her chair in the course
of morning? In fancy 1t would take
calculating barber to tell you that
At any rate, the exercise she gets is
excellent and ample. That push which
the toes gives to keep the chair IN mo-
ton, repeated and repeated, makes the
instep high, the calf round and full,
and it keeps misshapening flesh off the
ankle, keeping the ankle delicate and
slender. Such delicate ankles under
such robust calves made me fear, when
/ first came down and saw your women
in their bathing dresses that the pneu
matte stocking, so popular in my own
land, had gotten foothold here.
am convinced now that 1t is not so.'
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31
THE INDIAN TERRITORY.
A Nissop~i woman Suggests THAT
when II nrct incsn stntc q Shnu
lie Called jefferson.

Mrs. Robert ". True. OF Clii ten. 70.
writes TO Tie 81. Louis Republic sug-
gesting that when the Indian territory
shall become "A state it be admitted to
the union under TIE name OF jefferson.
She says;
~ have made the suggestion to sew
eral prominent citizens of the terri
tory in my recent rip through that inn
portant section, and they view the pro-
posed name of Jefferson with cnthu-
siasm. They think it would be accept.
able to the entire territory thus to hon
or the memory of Thomas Jefferson
under whose direction the Louisiana
purchase was made. Jefferson's name
is forever associated with the history
of the central state.
"Since the purchase Of the original
territory of Louisiana in 1903, many
states have been formed, numbers OF
which have been named for individuals
who have achieved greatness. No state
has been named in honor OF jefferson
who opened and closed the negotiations
for the purchase. The only remaining
portion of the purchase in the unior
Is the part known as the Indian terri
tory. Progress will demand that Q
state be formed of this territory.
"The only opportunity of honorinf
Jefferson by naming part of the orig
inal purchase for him is in naming In
dian territory Jefferson when it II
made q state"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31
How's This 2

We offer One Hundred Dollars re-
ward for any case of catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh cure.
F. ]. CHENEY & Co.,
Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F.
7. Cheney for the past IS years, and
believe him perfectly honorable in all
business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made
by their firm.
WEST & TRAUx, Wholesale Druggists
Toledo, O.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Ca,arrh Cure is taken IN
ternally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Testimonials sent free. Price
75c. per bottle.
Sold by all druggists
Halls Family Pills are the best I'm
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31
New Money Orders

Beginning September 18th, a new
form of postof1ice money order will be
brought into use. 1t will be- great
improvement on the one now being
issued. The principal change will be
in the giving of a receipt with each
order. The receipt will be an exact fac
simile of the original order when it is
filled out. This method will prevent
mistakes and at the same time will be
conclusive proof that such an order
was issued. If the order is lost IN
transmission this receipt will be re-
deemed by the Office after reasonable
time has elapsed.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31
Pain Conquered; Health Re.
stored by Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound.
LETTER TO MRS. pINKHAM NO. os,64ol


81 feel it my duty to write and thank
you for what your Vegetable Com
pound has done for me. 1t is the only
medicine l have found that has done
me any good. Before taking your medi-
cine, was all run down, tired all the
time, no appetite, pains in my back and
bearing down pains and great suf-
ferer during menstruation. After talk
ing two bottles of Lydia f. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound felt like new
woman. am now on my fourth bottle
and all my pains have left me. l feel
better than have felt for three years
and would recommend your Compound
to every suffering woman. hope this
letter will help others to find cure
for their troubles. - Mrs. DELLA
REMIcKER, RENSSELAER,, IND.
The serious ills of women develop
from neglect of early symptoms. Every
pain and ache has cause, and the
warning they give should not be disre-
garded.
Mrs. Pinkham understands these
troubles better than any local ply
sician and will give every woman free
advice who is puzzled about hel
health. Mrs. Pinkham's address il
lynn, Mass. Don't put off writing unit
health is completely broken down
Write at the first indication of trouble
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31
Death Of Uzziel q. Fowler.

Death, in his relentless march, has
borne away another of Berwick's aged
and highly respected citizens. Uzziel
II. Fowler was born at Fowlervlle,
Columbia CO., Pa, May I2th, 1928,
and died at Berwick Aug. IS, 1899,
aged II years, 3 months and 4 days.
His boyhood days were spent on
his fathers farm; his young manhood
was devoted to beating on the canal;
some twenty-five years were spent in
mining iron ore and coal, and during
the last twenty years he was in the
employ of the firm of Jackson 4
Woodin at Berwick. In every place
and in every period, from youth to
age, he never failed to exhibit those
traits of d true and noble manhood
which won for him the confidence and
esteem OF all with whom it was his lot
to associate.
In early life he professed saving
faith in Christ and joined the Meth
odist Episcopal church in whose com
munlon he lived consistant and faith
full member until called from labor to
reward.
Forty-nine years ago last February
he was united in marriage to Miss
Sarah Harman, daughter of Andrew
Harman, of Fowlerville. This union
was blest with nine children, five OF
whom are still living. The survivors S
are Daniel Franklin, of Berwick, An
drew Harman, of Light Street, John
Conner, of Wilkesbarre, Charles
Chauncy Trench and Mrs. Kate Lynn,
of Berwick. He is also survived by
his wife and e brother and sister,
Nathan Fowler of Bloomsbury, Pa,
and Mrs. Fanny Fidler, of Attamawa,
Iowa.
More than a year ago the deceased
was stricken down with paralysis from
the effects of which he never fully re-
covered. About three months age
he was compelled to cease from all
manual labor; his robust and vigorous
constitution gradually yielded to the
resstless power of disease until ne
was but slender shadow of his form
er self. When the time of his depart
ure came it found him ready, joyful,
anticipating that "rest which remalnetl
to the people of God"
The funeral occurred at his lat
. residence on Sunday at p. M, an'
was largely attended by relatives
neighbors and sympathizing friend:
Owing to the necessary absence OF HI
pastor, Rev. A. R. Miller, who ha
previously been engaged to preach OF
Sunday morning at the Patterso
. Grove camp meeting, the service
were conducted by Rev. Mr.. Lohl
The remains were inferred in the Be
wick cemetery, where they will ava
the resurrection of the just. -Berwlc
MaebeHaeNk
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31

Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31

know that is beyond Mr. Reeds pow
er to head Republican revolt in the
House. His retirement makes it
ce tam that the House will do what
ever Mr.. Mckinley wishes it to do,
bat there will be irDub.r and a heap
OF 1t IN the Senate, Notwithstanding
the efforts which have beel made to
placate certain X republican Senators
with commissions in the volunteer
service and other patronage.
Secretary Wilson, of the Depart
ment of Agriculture must be credited
with having the courage of his con-
victions, since he says in typewriter
interview prepared in his own Office
81 believe that the legal enactment of
the single gold standard will be OF
practical and permanent advantage
to the agricultural interests of the
U. s." Later in the same interview
he puts his foot into it by admitting
that it is the creditor class which is
most anxious, for the legal enactment
of the single gold standard. Wonder
how many farmers Mr. Wilson knows
who belong to the creditor class
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31
Philadelphia &
Reading Railway
Engines Burn Hard Coal-No Smoke
In erect July !, 1898;

TRAINS LEAVE BkOoMSBURG
For New York, Philadelphia, Reading Pot's
VILE Tamaams weekesys WeeSdays s. M, $40
u For panville and Milton, weekdays,7.so a. m.
''FSc For Catawissa weekdays 7.sO, $685. il.So a. M,
For For Rupert up weekdays7s 80 sss ii.soa M, 1870,
sS sSS SS e. Washington and the West via
r. 10, r. r., through trains leave Reading Ter
minai, Philadelphia, $50, 9,s5' n;S 2; on m, sao
s.4s, 7.27, p. m, Additional trains from "a and
Chestnut street station, weekdays, 1885, 6.Sl
90 p. M sunSsys pSs ysob La y, ,pRfRG s'ss ?. M
Leave New York via Philadelphia 500
Leave Philadelphia l02i a. m.
Leave Reading 2.l5 p. m.
Leave Pottsviile IL. Sop. m.
Leave Tamaqua .4s p, NJ,
Leave williamsport weekdays lo.oo m' s'SU
leave Catawissa a weekdays, TOo,s.20e'loa' m
''fS leave rupert, weekdays, 7Os, S.sS s.iS ii.4
ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION.
In eject July /, 1899
| Leave Philadelphia, chestnut street wharr
| Weekdays-EXpress 90, wv, l0' 40 a. NJ, Loo,
90, 800 (S4O sixty minutel, 400, 80 % 90 sixty
mip%tea SS 10 p M suadSSsmESprss o
500, $50, 9,OO, 1000 a. M, 445 7.l5 p: m. Accom-
| modation, 6.l5 a M, 445 p m. Sl00 excursion
| 200 a. m. daily and 730 Sundays.
Leave Atlantic City depot Weekdays-EX-
press GAS Mondays only, 100, 7.i5 600 fIom
baltic Ave station only, $40, 800 lois, II 90 a
m, 800 A 80, $50. 7SO, $50 p m AccommoMda ID
press, $50, 400, 90, 500 30, 100 7.SO, 500 ,8
| p, m. Accommodation, Z 10 a. M, a.3o p m 81 On
! Excursion, weekdays 500 p, M, sundays, 6,lO,
0 For ocean Ctty-Weekdays- S,l5, BIS a. m.
D . l5 1 10 5l5p. IN. Sundays-S.45, 9.l5 a. IN.
3 4i5 p. m. 81 90 Excursion, Thursday and sun
s day, 200 a. m.
0 For Cape May and Sea Isle City-Weekdays-
0 | gl5 a. M, . 30, 5p m. Sun4ays-S.l5 a, IN
0 dib D. m. SlOO Excursion sundays only, 20
q g, m. ,,,,, , ,-
b IN. Sundays, 9.l5 a. m.
IS Parlor cars on all express trains.
n LA. SWElGARD, EDISON j.. WEEKS,
Il Gen'l Supt, Genl Pass Agt
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31
TID-RiTS FOR MA HONEY!

TID-BiTS FOR MA HONEY!
and tender little juicelets for the chill.
dren, are all right, but papa and ''the
boys" want good, big, juicy steak,
roast or chop when business or school
duties are over, and we can cater to
them all. Our stock of prime meats is
unexcelled for quality, and we send
them home in fine shape.
J.E. KEIFER.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31

"DULY FEED MAN AND STEED. -
Feed your nerves, also. if you would
have them strong. The blood is the
feeder and sustainer of the whole
nervous system. Men and women
who are nervous are so because their
nerves are starved. When they make
their blood rich and pure with Hoods
Sarsaparilla their nervousness dlsap-
pears because the nerves are properly
fed. Hoods Sarsaparilla never dis
appoints.
Hoods Pills cure constipation.
Price IS cents.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31

Runs daily. -, ,,
Connections at Rupert with Philadelphia
Reading Railroad Tor Tamanend, Tamaqua
Milliamsport, Sunhury, Potlsyllle, etc Al
Harrisburg Lock Eaven, Emporium Warrer'
CORY and Erie. 49,,
Scranton, Pa.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1899-08-31

Secretary Root says, and he ought
to know, that Gen. Otis will not be
removed from command of the Philip
pine army.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-11-02

Before the Franklin County
Examining Board on pensions an
odd circumstance occurred. Two
applicants appeared for a pen
sion, both of the same name.
They were father and son. One
veteran of the war of the Rebel
lion and the other a veteran of the
Spanish war, who was shot
through the leg by Mauser bull
let in the trenches in front of
Santiago, Cuba. Both are resi-
dents of Franklin county.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-11-02

M. r. Lorether, of Johnstown,
met a stranger at the Hagerstown
fair and agreed to take a walk
with him. They were met by a
man who told them he would be
obliged to search them for con
cealed weapons, as they looked
like suspicious characters. Lor-
ether agreed, and the searcher
took from him $1S5 and handed it
to his companion to hold. The
latter ran, and the searcher, say
ing he would catch him, ran after
him. Lorether has seen neither
since.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-11-02

The national debt of France,
which has constantly grown larg-
er since the war with Germany,
has forced the French govern
ment into some odd methods of
raising money. It's latest is the
selling of advertising space. AS
yet, the sale of advertising by
the government is confirmed to q
portion of a post paid letter sheet,
but there is talk of extending it
in various ways. Mr.. Albion w.
Tourgee, U. S. Counsul, at Bor-
deauX, France, says, in report
to the department of State, of this
incursion into the advertising
field of the French Government:
Gone half the sheet, of ordinary
letter size paper, and rather poor
quality is devoted to advertise
ments, except space reserved
for the address, on which is
printed a postage stamp. The
letter is written on the other half
of the sheet which is then ingeni-
ously folded and held by gum
med flap. The price is the same
as postal card. BY this means,
the purchaser saves one third of
the postage and gets his paper
and envelope for nothing. Nom
inally the scheme is worked by Il
corporation, but as it sells post
age stamps at one-third off and
has it's wares for sale at the post
offices and government tobacco
shops, it is practically govern
ment enterprise. The new sys-
tenn will evidently take the place
of the postal card; it will decrease
the sale of postage stamps, but
it is expected that the receipts
from the advertising will enable
the government to make a sub
stantial profit out of the project. :"
What a howl there would be in
this country if the government
resorted to such methods, but
fortunately Uncle Sam doesn't
have to.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-11-02
The nomad must pO. We hay

The nomad must go. We have
no use for him. A few years ago
when business was dull, money
tied up and scarce, trade at a
stand still with work scarce there
was an excuse for the tramp and
we looked with pity if not favor
on "Wandering Willie" But all
this is changed now. There is no
excuse for these "l1nights of the
road" There is work in plenty
for all of them. If they want a
meal send them to the nearest
contractor who will let them earn
a meal. If they will not do this,
a little solid starving will soon
compel them to work. Try it
once. No longer any need to
feed them. They should earn
their grub as we have all to do.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-11-02

some time the planting of trees
has been maintained on these
lands, out to the 10000 acres.
Many hundreds of seed trees are
added yearly. Private hunting
and fishing associations are also
giving assistance to the State in
preserving the forests in Mifflin,
Juniata, Pike and Luzerne coun-
ties.
The largest manufactured pro
duct of timber in this country at
the present time is wood pulp,
and to meet this increasing de-
mand a plantation of Carolina pop
lar is now in process of develop
ment in Pike county. From it's
fast-growing tendency this par
ticular wood pulp is best adapted
for purposes of experiment. 1t
grows quickly in poor soils, and
is fitted for making various grades
of pulp paper 1t is conducive to
popular cultivation, like the will
low, and it is designed by Com
missioner Rothrock, after the
trees have had a few years growth
to distribute bundles of sprouts
in all parts Of the State. Exper-
iments will also be made on other
rapid-growing trees as soon as
practicable, with the view of meet
ing the demand for wood pulp.
Twenty years ago forestry was
considered a fad. To-day the Ma
tional Government is interested
in it, and almost every State north
of the Mason and Dixon line has
to a greater or less extent become
interested in the movement New
York has spent nearly 50, 1000, 900
in forest reservations, and Michi-
gan, Minnesota, Massachusetts
and many other States are active
ly engaged in the work, and Penn
sylvania has thus far spent less
than $4,000, and has secured but
So, 900 acres of arid land-a mere
fraction of what New York has
under it's care. These State res
ervations, now contemplated, are
not to be in any sense mere pri-
vate premises, as this notice now
posted on the tracts will show:
"This land belongs to the State
of Pennsylvania. Destruction or
removal of timber or other prop
erty is forbidden. Lawful hunt
ing and fishing are allowed on
State lands but fires must not be
started"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-11-02
HER INFLUENCE SAVED HIM.

A young man, in company with
several other gentlemen, called
upon young lady. Her father
was present to assist in enter
tanning the guests, and offered
wine, but the young lady asked;
"Did you call upon me or upon
papa?"
Gallantry, if nothing else, com
PEELED them to answer: 1--WE call
ed on YOU"
''Then will you please not drink
wine, l have lemonade for my Wis
itors."
The father urged his guests to
drink, and they were undecided.
The young lady added:
Remember, If you called on
me, then you drink lemonade, but
if upon papa, why, in that case 1
have nothing to say"
The wine glasses were set
down with their contents untast-
ed. After leaving the house one
of the party exclaimed:
''That was the most effectual
temperance lecture l ever heard"
The young man from whom
these facts We're obtained broke
off at once from the use of strong
drink, and holds grateful re-
membrance of the lady who so
gracefully, yet resolutely, gave
him to understand that her
guests should not drink wine.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-11-02

An exchange says: "The wise
grocer will be on the lookout for
the food inspector. He is liable
to walk into the store at any time,
and he doesn' t make his business
known either, and you won't
know who the pleasant gentleman
was who bought a few ounces of
this, that and the other, until
called upon to explain why the
pepper and ginger were so weary
or the butter so highly colored.
Those people are working under
the food adulteration law"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-11-02
|COUNTY NEWS.
Times. OLD FRIENDS, OLD
LOVE.
~ EUGENE FIELD.

src no days like the good old
days when we were youthful!
humankind were pure of mind
speech and deeds were truthful;
q love for sordid gold
lme INNS ruling passion,
efore each dame and maid be-
.amc
'es 10 the tyrant fashion!
are no girls like the good old
insf the world I'd stake 'em!
xon and smart and clean OF
aenrt
oe Lord knew how to make EN-!
we're rich in spirit and common
anse.
piety all supportin';
onld bake and brew, and had
laught school, too,
they made the likeliest courtin"
are no boys like the good old
y,eys
a we were boys together!
the grass was sweet to the brown
zane feet
b dimpled the laughing heather;
I Die pewee sung to the summer
dInwn
e Doe in the billowy clover,
N by'the mill the whip-poor-will
\ pd his night song over.
IA no love like the good old love
love fhat mother gave us!
P old. old men, yet we pine again
b That precious grace-God save
ssl
dream and dream of the good
ldtimes,
ourhearts grow tenderer, fonder
Sc dear old dreams bring sooth-
ng CLEANS
koaven away off yonder.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-11-02
COUNTY OFFICERS.

President Judge-Hon. S. McC. Swope,
Associate JudgeS-Lemuel Kirk, Peter Nor.
ton.
Prothonotary, &c,-Frank u. Lynch.
District Attorney-George B. Daniels,
Treasurer-Theo Sipes
Sherln-Daniel Sheets
Deputy Sherin-Jumes Rumel,
Jury Commissloners-David Rotz, Samuel II
Hockensmlth,
Auditors-John S. Harris, d. II. Myers, A, j,
LamberSOn,
Commissioners, w. Cunningham, Albert
Plessinger, John Stunkard.
Clerks. w, Kirk.
Coroner-Thomas Kirk.
County Surveyor-Jonas Lake,
County Superintendent-Clem Chestnut.
AttorneyS-W. Scott Alexander. j. Nelson
Sipes, Thomas +. Sloan, H. Men, Johnston
IA. II. Shaffner, Geo. B. Daniels, John T.
SipeS.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-11-02
From the time that the mothe

From the time that the mother
binds the child's head till the mo,
ment when some kind assistant
wipes the damp from the brow of
the dying we cannot exist with,
out mutual aid. All, therefore,
that need aid have right to ask
it from their fellow mortals.
None who hold the power OF
granting aid can refuse it without
guilt.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1899-11-02
Blew Him Good.

Arkan san-It's an ill wind
blows nobody some good.
Easterner-How about the cy-
clone?
Arkansan-Same thing applies.
Last one went through here
brought me horse and wagon, a
COW stable and a good, steady
farm hand, things I've needed
for nearly two years.-Ohio State
Journal.