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The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31
Oak wood-oak WOOD.

For the next thirty days I will sell
for cash, oak wood, either first or Sec
ond growth, at actual cost, delivered.
A good chance to get your winter q
supply cheap.
Phone 1919. or leave orders at Wilkin-
son warehouse, First street.
m25 F. B. SAUSDERs.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31

Sheriff w. L. Wilcox left Condor
Thursday for Salem, having to take an
insane patient to the asylum. The lady,
whose name is Townsend, leaves a
family of six small children, and the
case is most unfortunate one. The
sympathy of the entire community is
with The bereaved family.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31
Best ofAIl

To cleanse the system in gentle and
truly beneficial manner, when the
springtime comes, use the true and per.
feet remedy, Syrup of Figs. Buy the
genuine. Manufactured by the Califor-
MIA Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sale by
all druggists, at 80 cents per bottle.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31

The steamer Spokane has been placed
in service on the Snake river between
Sparta and Lewiston with double daily
service and Will beoperated as through
mail, express and passenger steamer,
making round trips daily except Satur-
day. Leave Riparia at 2:30 a. m. ar
irving at Lewiston at ~ o'clock nocn.
Leave Lewiston at 2:30 p. m. arriving
at Riparia at z O'Clock p. m. The
steamer Lewiston will take the place OF
the Spokane on the same schedule Sat
urdays and at other times will be oper-
ated on wild schedule, taking care OF
all local work. The object of this new
schedule is to place the Wisten and Buf-
falo Hump countries more in touch with
points on the o. R. & N. If
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31

Happy is the man or woman who
can eat good hearty meal without
suffering afterward. If you cannot do
it, take KoDoL DYSPEPSIA CURE. 1t di-
gests what you eat, and cures all forms
of Dyspepsia and Indigestion. Snipes-
Klnersly Drug Co.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31

Fresh cracked Nebraska corn at the
Wasco warehouse. Finest kind of
chicken feed. mch25- If
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31
Notice.

Have you farm for sale or for rent,
or do you know of any person holding
farming lands that they wish to dispose
OF? If so, please write to any agent of
the o. R. & N. Co., and he will send
you circular which will interest you.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31

"Give me a liver regulator and 1 can
regulate the world" eaid a genius. The
druggist handed him bottle of DeWitt's
Little Early Risers, the famous little
pills. Snlpes-Kinersly Drug Co.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31
Mood-Mood-Mood.

We can furnish you with strictly first
class, dry, fir wood at the same prices
which you have been paying for inferior
quality. Send us your orders and get
the best. Phone %.
Mch1. Jos. T. PETERS & Co.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31
ROBERT KELLY,
:n XxT0

All members of j. W. Nesmith's w.
R. Q. are requested to attend regular
meeting Saturday evening, April 1. BY
order of Mrs. ULRICH,
MRS. GRIMES, President.
Secretary.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31
Secretary.

Next Saturday the ladies of the
Lutheran church will have sale of all
kinds of pastrv-bread, cakes and pies
in the store of 1. G. Nickelsen. Call on
them and get something good to eat.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31

To get the hest dry fir and pine wood
that the market affords ring up 40.
Pro.apt delivery. The Dalles Lumber
ng Co. Jan27-2m
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31
Cash In Your Checks.

All county warrants registered prior
to May 1st, 1895, will he paid at my
office. Interest ceases after Feb. 27,
1899. G. L. PHILLIPS,
Comfy Treasurer
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31

Will we are basking in such beautiful
sunshine, one of the worst snow storms
of the ee.son is raging in parts of Kan
sas. Illinois, Missouri and Iowa, ard
seriously delaying railway traffic.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31
HERE, THERE. EVERYWHERE

The secretary of the interior has ap-
proved patent of 6761 acres of land in
The Dtiles land district, to be used for
tchool purposes.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31
Cows Herded.

All persons wanting their cows herded,
beginning April 1st), will do well to see
Joslin & Sous, on Tenth street, west
end. Mch4-Im
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31

For Five Dollars you can buy Camera
hat win take larger pictures than any
other Camera on the market. For sale
by Clarke & Falk. If
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31

14c buys good eerviceable garden
rake, and l9c buys steel garden hoe at
Maier & Benton's.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31
Notice..

In com mpliance with Section 2SO9, Hills
Annotated Laws, of Oregon, I will on
Monday the 3rd day of April, being the
first Monday in said month, submit TO
the county court full, true and correct
list of all taxes remaining unpaid and
delinquent.
ROBERT KELLY,
Sheriff, Wasco Co., Or.
March 20 1859
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31

To Cure Cold in one Day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
Iets. All druggists refund the money if
it fails to cure. 25c.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31

Before the discovery of One Minute
Cough Cure, ministers were greatly dis
turbed by coughing congregations. No
excuse for it now. Snipes-KinersIy
Drug 90.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31

"Sandy" soper was hanged in Har-
risonvile, Mo-, yesterday. Soper is the
fiend who murdered his wife and two
children in Missouri, and afterwaid
came to Portland and married respect
able widow. He took the name of
Prentice. In 1897 he deserted his second
wife, taking their 2-year-old child. He
afterward killed the child. Then he
ran fruit farm near AsIand, where he
was captured June IL, 1897.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31

The Chicago Union League Club art
committee, consisting of Judge j. Barton
Payne, F. Il. Logan and w. NJ. R.
French, of the art institute, has COM
emIssioned the artist, George Peixotto,
'qto paint portrait of President McKin-
siey. 1t will be the only modern portrait
since Lincoln's, to hang in company
with those of Washington and Jefferson,
no president having been thus honored
by the club since the days of negro
emancipation.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1899-03-31
Attention, W. r. CT

March 80, 1859.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-06-01
She Gave Up writing.

The unfamiliar rustic of silken skirts
started the woman editor and she looked
up to see a girl coming between the lit
tered desks Of the city room toward her.
says the New York Herald.
Good morning. Her voice rose like
a bell above the click of The typewriters.
The city editor started to scowl, but
thought better of it, The first copyread-
er forgot the word he needed for the top
line of scare head and began anew. The
woman editor acknowledged her salutation
and motioned her to a chair.
Il came" she said, with a smile of most
engaging confidence 80 ask you a ques-
ton. You won't mind. viii you? You
are sure? And you will answer"
II will If I can"
oh you can. You see. am going to
enter the newspaper profession. and I
want you to tell me how to begin"
ANGELS and ministers of grace defend
us!' the newspaper woman exclaimed.
"Huh?"
Il didn't speak-that is, I didn't-say
anything. 1 couldn't, you know. What
makes you think you want 10 be a news
paper Worker?"
''Oh, it's so lovely?'
''Um-m! Is it? What do you want TO
do? Space or local work?''
Huh? On, 1 don't know. Anything.
I'd just as soon write the dramatic no
tees so / could so 10 the theaters all the
time"
That's modest to begin with. Have
you ever written anything for publica-
tion?''
NO but could. I can write lovely
letters. Jack says She paused in
sweet confusion.
An inspiration seized the woman editor.
She knew that the way into newspaper
dom was harder to travel than the tradi-
tional Jordan road, but she hadn't the
heart to discourage this confident young
aspirant to the throne of the dramatic
critic
IN tell you" she said with a side
glance al the unsuspecting young chief Of
the local staff, you write a nice letter TO
the city editor. He is too busy TO see you
now, for the first edition is just going to
press; but you write a nice letter-the
kind Jack likes-and maybe he will find
d place for you"
Thank you so much It's so sweet of
you. Which is the city editor? That
one! Oh, isn't he handsome Goodby."
She huttered out. The typewriters
stopped their wild chatter for a moment
and the first copy reader began counting
letters over again for a six head.
1t was six months before she came into
the office again. But then it was with an
air of proprietorship beautiful to behold.
Il wrote the letter just as you said, !"
she explained to the woman editor, "and
Harry came right up to see me. He said
it was customary for editors to teach
young reporters all about newspaper bus
mess before they came down to the office.
And when I learned all about it he-I-
well, am not going 10 bother with writ
ing. after allr'
"Um-m, see! And Jack?"
"Jackw Her voice ran up the scale to
the note of contempt and down again to
the caressing tone of happiness. why,
I'm going to marry city editorw
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-06-01
Robbed with Politeness.

Chicago dispatch of May % says: John
Diebold was walking along Adams street
late last night when he was approached
by a stranger.
Rather wet evening"" remarked the
man. 1.-The hour is late and you should
be at home. I will interrupt you just
few moments" Before Diebold could
make a reply he felt chilly sensation
he was looking into the barrel of a re-
volver.
1.-THE operation will take but few mo-
ments. and 1 assure you 1t will be entire
ly painless" said the polite highwayman,
unless you are disposed to object. In
that case something is likely to happen.
But as there is now an understanding be-
tween us I do not expect serious trouble.
Raise your hands just a little higher,
and don't move an inch"
Diebold was too surprised to speak, and
his hands went into the air. The robber
searched his pockets and removed a watch
and 81. He then started away, but sud
denly turned, and in the politest manner
possible informed Diebold that he had
forgotten something.
THE operation is not quite finished" he
said, land it will be necessary for me to
detain you a short while longer. Remem-
Der, you must remain perfectly quiet
Then he removed a gold ring right from
Diebolds finger and placed it in his pock-
ct
THE operation was entirely successful 8"
said the robber, as he juggled his re-
volver playfully, "and I am glad of it,
You may now return TO your home, and
l hope you will sleep and rest Well"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-06-01
Personal.

So wen does James r. Keene keep his
own counsel that he has come to be known
as Mysterious Jim" by other New York
inanciers.
The average newspaper picture of An
drew Carnegie suggests the idea that he
IS tail, heavy and athletic. AS a matter
of fact the iron millionaire is about feet
4 inches tall and does not weigh over 100
pounds.
An English ethnologist says that the
name Mckinley is or Hebrew origin.
Mae" is Scottish for the Hebrew word
Ben" son" Kinley, originally "Kon-
ley" is compound Of the Hebrew Co
hen" priest, and Levi" the Levite
Alger, whose names first syllable is rec
ognized by any one that ever looked into
his dictionary for the Interpretation of a
term of Arabic origin probably belongs
to the Ger-Shornltes, one of the chief
branches of the Levtes, part of whom
were dispersed with the lost tribe of Is
rael.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-06-01
BRIGHT BITS.

This Rapid Age-Percy Quick-"Sir, I
love your daughter and want to marry
her" The Father-''How long has this
been going on, young man?' Percy
Quick-"Oh, as far back as early yester-
day morning!'-P Philadelphia North
American.
why do they have those glass cases
with the ak. hammer, crowbar, etc, in
on these cars" asked a traveller on the
railroad going to New York. "Oh, those
are put there to use in case one wants
a window OPEN replied the facetious
man.-Yonkers Statesman.
No Cause for Suicide-Miss DREAMER
when you stood on the brink of Niagara,
aud looked into the seething, surging, I'M
fashionable depths below did you not feel
that you would like TO jump in?" Mr.
Tourier-"No, l hadn't received my hotel
bill then.'-New York Weekly.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-06-01

From Harpers Bazaar
I'm just as proud of Dewey as a Teller
well can be,
No Rockerbilt or Vandergould can like
him more than me;
No millionaire in all the world, no matter
what his mum,
Can take more pride in Dewey and the
things that Dewey done
But they have much the best of it in MAX
in Dewey think
That they're the only pebbles when it
comes to meat and drink;
They're askin' him to dinner, and a-blow-
in in their stuff
In wads so big you'd hardly think the
word could hold enough.
They're sendin' swords out to him that are
made o solid gold
Enough to fill his cabin and to stock his
bloomin hold;
They're buyin city houses and a-givin'
EN- to him,
In such a way as I should think would
make his thinker swim.
But II amt got nothin' for TO show him
what I think
But you can bet TIL not set by and get
the rinky-dink!
An what I kin do 1 will do, and sort of
kinder teach
These millionaires they're not the only
pebbles on the beach.
+
So have written Dewey just single lit
tie line
To offer him the freedom of a patent
leather shine,
And told him if he'd cali on me I'd blow
him off right here.
To just half a portion of a nickers-
worth of beer!
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-06-01
CURING by LAUGHTER.

Laugh and grow fat" is a proverb so
old that 1t is difficult to trace its origin;
and many eminent men OF medicine, from
the time of Hippocrates down to the pres
ent, have more or less closely connected
mirth and good health. The British Medi-
cal Journal recalls that the Father of
Medicine laid special stress on the impor-
lance of merriment at meals, and that lis
sot professed TO have cured children of
scrofulous diseases by tickling and max
ing them laugh. II has remained, how
ever. for DR.. D'Aiutolo, an Italian, to in
augurate and practice a system of laugh
ter cure, or gelototherapeutics, as it is
professionally called.
In review of the Italian doctors work.
in the Literary Digest, it is stated that he
has recently cured five cases of bronchi-
it's. and other affections in which there
was "a morbid product in the bronchial
tubes" The theory seems 10 be that
good laugh by shaking the chest helps the
expulsion of secretions and produces "a
state of physical and moral weE- being"
A story is told of a gentleman who got
rid of an intermittent fever by laughing
immoderately at a play, and of another
who was cured of a troublesome cough by
laughter. D'Aiutolo expects to develop
laughter as a scientific expectorant and
may indeed be able after a while to treat
consumption with its aid.
Should the new cure prove popular and
successful, it would open up a new line of
special practice, In which some of our
prominent public men might shine after
they have become statesmen out of job.
There are Senator Depew of New York.
and Senator Mason of Illinois. for instance,
each of whom would no doubt be able to
work up a large and successful practice in
gelototherapy within short while. With
that fine discrimination which is one of his
chief charms, Dr. Depew would be able to
tel al a glance what sort of story would
be necessary to bring tears of unrestrain-
ed mirth to the eyes of his patient. He
would never, never IRE Joe Miller" at
dyspeptic newspaper man, or perpetrate
the mother-in-law joke upon the aihng
lady visiting her married daughter With
smile and his mental medicine chest fill
ed with quips suited u every case, the
good doctor would go about the land
spreading laughter and health
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-06-01
Didn't Know they Were Dead.

The story of the London music publish
ers who received the other day letter
from a gentleman, asking for the address
of Mr.. Ben Jonson, author of Drink TO
Me Only With Thine Eyes" recalls an
other, says an exchange very rich par
venu gave an order to London bookseller
not long ago TO send him a thousand vol
umes or so of books az his discretion. The
bookseller very properly included a hand
some edition of Shakespeare; but while
he was gratified to think that he had pleas
ed his customer, he was considerably en-
barrassed by one passage in letter re.
ceived from the millionaire, in which he
remarked that he particularly liked the
plays by Mr. Shakespeare. and would be
obliged If the bookseller would take care
to send any more that he might write di-
raet1v thev ware nuhlished
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-06-01
ATLANTA,s PRISON SITE.

And so there is trouble in Atlanta over
the site which has been chosen for the
United States prison. That is not re-
has been selected at Nashville or Mem
phis or any other city there would have
been trouble over IT,
Those who had sites to sell were willing
that the city should contribute money for
the purchase of one as long as there was
a chance for them to dispose of theirs
at a big price, but as soon as one
was chosen some of those who failed in
disposing of their properties were ready 10
join hands and defeat the successful bid
der.
We don't know whether the site selected
by the Attorney General is the best one
that was offered, but the Attorney Cen
eral thinks it was. and he has the decision
in the matter. If Atlanta doesn't want
TO stand by her bargain all she has to do
is TO say so. and other cities win jump
at the chance of getting the prison.
It is probable, however, that the dis
gruntled real estate dealers will be per
suaded TO pocket their disappointment and
let the deal stand. There is nothing to
be gained by injunction proceedings and
much might be lost, II is doubtful if the
Attorney General would permit himself to
be annoyed by few real estate dealers.
In the event of legal proceedings to pre-
vent the city from making her promised
contribution he might take steps to have
The prison located elsewhere.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-06-01

Under the current laws of New York. a
reckless or inconsiderate plaintiff in a suit
for divorce may drag into the case as. CO.
respondent any person on whom teaIouslv
or suspicion may fan, without being held
accountable for unfounded accusations
An instance of the outrageous injustice of
the law occurred few months ago, in the
Teali case in which the name of a well
known and highly respected actress was
given as correspondent by the plaintiff.
But the case never came to trial, because
there was nothing IN it, The damage to
the alleged correspondent. however, had
been done, Notwithstanding the withdraw
al OF the suit Gov Roosevelt signed a
bill the other day which will give core
spondents in divorce cases a standing in
court from and after Aug. l next. Under
the revised law correspondents are NOT
only 10 have legal standing and an oppor-
unity 10 defend themselves, but plaintiffs
may be held legally responsible for the
costs involved.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1899-06-01
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Meetings Stockholders Savannah Bank
and Trust Company; solomon's Lodge NO.
j, Il, and A. NJ; Haupt Lodge No. IS, I.
o. o. F.; Confederate Veterans Associa-
ton, Camp No. 756; Lafayette McLaws
Camp No. 596, U. c. V.
Special Notices-Election for Directors
OF the Germanla Bank; CAN at Ell Ar
vauu's Fish STAN and See the sworddsh;
Dissolution, Herman & Kayton: Notice
S. Herman; Return of DR.. Ralston Latti-
more and Resumption of Practice; Notice
10 City Court Jurors; Special Notice, John
Carr.
Business NotLces-Artie. Shakespeare,
La Carolita and LePanto Cigars, Henry
Solomon & Son, Wholesale Agents.
Amusements-The Bnnkley Opera Com
pany First Week. Commencing June 5.
shoes-Burt &c Packard "Korrect
Shape" Shoes.
Sensational Sale Surplus Summer Sale
To-day-Leopold Adler.
Come Early-The Metropolitan Clothing
Company.
Why Not?-M. s. Brown.
Legal NGtlCeS-Nltdl4onS 4 rom the Cierk
Of the Court of Ordinary of Chatham
County; Marie c. Mazarackis VS.. George
Mazarackis, Libel for Divorce; Petition
for Interpretations Of Pineapple Growers
Company; In the Matter of Hitch. Powers
< Co. Baukrupts.
Steamship Schedules-Ocean Steamship
Company; Merchants and Miners Trans
qortation Company.
Bicycles-Honarch Bicycles.
Crab Orchard Water-Crab Orchard Wa
ter Company.
Medical-Johann Hof's Genuine Malt
Extract; Worlds Dlspensary Preparations;
Bradfeld's Female Regulator; 5. 5. s.;
Hoods sarsaparilla; Cuhcura Remedies;
Erie Medical Company; Castorla; Hors-
foris Acid Phosphate.
Cheap Column Observation-Disclosures
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent;
For Sale: Lost: Personal; Miscellaneous.