New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-11-03

4. u-,,L,,s y v water Is nov sold by the
cubic foot instead OF by tho gallon. Inc 'a''
are 30 cents per 100 for the first thousa"" ~
% cents per 100 for the second thousand 10 cents per
100 for the third and cents per loo Tor eac" """
tional thousand. These rates make the water H.
ITO moro extensive TO the largest consumers.
Hedrikton-Are you familiar with the ""oJu"s'
who live next to you on your street. .,o horroc,
Sanbliss-Oh dear. no. We sometimes porI 'om
he iawnmowcr or get them to feed our cay wnen
"" are AVA. but nothing more than that'-'bos'oh
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..Job WIZ IN Dc real estate en- stock raisin dust
ness" said an old colored deacon. quoted oy Inc
Atlanta Constitution" En- he wuz de oes farmer
IN all de LAM but dc devil got inter dc Sheriff on ne
levy on all job had. on job WIZ 80 20 ne liza" '''
set down en- scratch fer livin.
"Dat amt dc wav thread" objected one OF 'he
brethren -, ~
"Rrcr Williams" said the deacon. you IL Ola On
gray. but you has yit ter larn dat no matter ~"
Won reads de Bible 1t gifts dar. Tun " "P7''c "'"'
~, crossways on 1t lau's you az ne shi"' '''
vhar YOU fust got In de boat. SO. either s'' o"'
r,ootin, or femme go on wild Job lax WIZ s"lne'
stubbr never met such Roer sympatnn,,,z'tE r as
nurch. Why he actually in'enoS 70 '''
land.
i rchI he began by trading his eish,-olaas
sherield pocket knife for a "made-in-'e'"'"'
fwo-blade affair.-tChicago News
or. hor,,, IN look" remarks The Worcester ia
zo,,e "as ig the men who have made pracu'e
of going out from the big football colleges 70 oo0
those which have been considered OF less ''"Po
lance would have TO put their love or anna ma
70 the test They have been at work year ny Se"''
NJ first without immediate results. but with more
20 show for their labors with every season. anu
this foil their pupils step boldly forth ana sh''T
the gentle mothers Of their respective precep'ors Oh
the neck It is doubtful whether fehisS N""''
would have become member OF the b!s r"u' .'
not Woodruff taught her the game Yale mel, ''
leve that Columbia would not have been apie 10
take ntInching- bag practice with their e'Ee" No.
1t not been for the ex-Eli who coached 'ne h. Pun
ora White In sef-protection alma mater VIII
have IN hid her sons go coach Andover ana rAe''i
and the other big preparatory scnoo'S anu vs.
universities alone. else TO choose universities ~
far in the West as to make an eastern Trip IN
possible
rtuton-congrat,,late me- old fellow Miss Sweet
has accepted me- ana We are s 70 on Iv few week
ago she declared she wouldn't marry the pest man
u WiIton-If she only sticks to that. you are all
rght-(3oston Transcript.
ct is very chilly day. indeed" says The smith
Countv (Kan) Pioneer" when Kansas ano"S
any back number like Egypt to cut any more ice
than she does and Smith County has always oee''
ready to do her lC6th part Of the business AS
an offset to the pyramids OF antiquity over
al I,eba
zen has A grain elevator that is attractive AZ
vou os uninue The four sides from the caves 10
tho ground are covered with Scriptural quotations.
The structure stands at the side OF the railrodu
tracks and is a curiosity to travellers Inc o""e'
Of the building Mr.. +. D. Iieyde, Is consistent
honest Christian gentleman. He caused the sc''p'u-
raj texts to be painted the building for the
,rDosa ~ doing good and there they stand day
and night as a warning to the evdoer ana mold
ing ont the promises Of reward to the faithlul
Some Of the inscriptions are as follows; "here
will vou spend eternity? Decide now Jesus III
vites you,
Political Ornithology-Hodge (after spelling
through paper)What's an Afriganuer; Jesse O.
eIToJse-And what's an Afrisoose? ,,,,
Missus-Why. a hostrich. course--'f ui'''
The Chinese visiting card consists OF large snee'
Of bright scarlet paper bearing the name OF t"e
,,rer in very large letters the larger the better
The naner Is folded ten times and the name IL
written on the r!ghthand lower corner prehAeu
thus; Your unworthy friend, VINO BOWS Ills He".
and pays his respects Your very sup
brother" or something TO that erect /" pi@oe u
..yours truly" Your stupid" Il written on the
ct,naso card The return OF these cards 10 the
visitor IS considered etiquette. They are too costly
for general distribution. So 1t is necessary tha'
each card should do duty several times
Ohueinr Lamp.-'I notice you started to smoke
last night when Miss Sweetey was entertaining
Mr. Slowpop" remarked the piano stool. -
YES replied the paror lamp i sa" she was
inst waiting for excuse 10 turn me oo"h'
catholic Standard and ZINES
Japan has been more hospitable to CHRISTIAN mis-
sionarv effort than most Oriental countries OUT
there IS some opposition nevertheless TOXIC
paper the "Yorolzu Choko.' opens nre upon II
win a wealth of adverse historical citation ana
illustration. considerably out of drawing but
directed with much vlgor Christianity II says
has killed India politically. and also killed Burmah
Arnam Hawaii and Madagascar. 1t VIII Yet XIII
Abvssina. Egypt and Morocco. what security
have we" says the 'Choko." that 1t VIII not XIII
China. Corea and even Japan. II the opportunity
Offers" Christendom. It says, does It's work not
only with guns and bayonets but more destruc-
tivelv with its intoxicating liquors and its diseases
The journal is not empowered TO speak for all
Janan the sentiments of that country In the main
be,ng liberal and enlightened with recognition or
tho good In all religions, Christianity Included. 1t
utters its own voice merely. and that Is not very
important
TO Save Himself-"Where's your English friend
who came over TO see the Shamrock clean out the
.re slipped over to Canada and enlisted for the
Tronsvaal war. He thinks that experience VIII
'ioshei' to death. detroit Free Press