The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1899-09-13


Paris is a monkey that plays the
violen.
It an Arab girl falls m love with
young man who does hot seem to
notice her favor she sends him q
branch of Glove blossoms, Which is
interpreted: "A maiden is signing
for thee
A philosophical statistican calcu-
lates that in the year 20oO there will
be 1,7oO,oOO,OOo people who speak
English, and that the other European
languages will be spoken by only
5Oo,OO0,O0O people.
Let disease come as they will,
Take Life of the Liver and be
healthy still;
Pleasant to take, unlike pill,
Regulates the system and cures
every i'll.
Rear Admiral Schley has accepted
| an invitation to visit Atlanta, Ga,
during the coming fall. He will be
the guest Of Gov. Gambler, Mayor
| Woodward and the officials of the
Atlanta Business Mems League.
At the beginning of this century
the Bible was accessiye to but one
fifth of the population of the world.
Now it may be read by nine-tenths
of the people of the globe, so rapidly
has it's translation been carried on.
NJ. B. Peavey, Byrumville, Ga,
writes: DR.. NJ A. Simmons Liver
Medicine cured my whole family of
Chills and Fever. It also cures Dss-
pepsia and Headache. I believe it
stronger than Zeilin's and Black
Draught.
II see they have started another
lodge of the Improved Order OF Red
Men in your village" "Yes; my
husband has joined it. But that's
not the kind of order needed in our
midst" M" IN; what is want
ed is an improved order of white
men,"
Of the 25O,O0O canaries which are
raised every year in Germany 100000
are sent to the United States, 50,000
to Great Britain, Brazil, Chile and
the Argentine Republic, and the re.
mainder are sold in Germany and in
other countries of the European con-
tinent.
J.H. Lunsford g. Son, Craft, Tex,
say that Ramon's Pepsin Chill Tonic
is certainly the best on the market.
They have never known it to fail to
cure. Have just ordered more and
must have it. Tasteless and guar
anteed. SOC. For sale by G.. NJ.
Harman.
The smallest horse on this earth
is the property Of an italian noble
man, the Marquis Carcano, and was
bred at that nobleman's stock farm.
Leo, the horse in question, is twenty
one inches high and is well-propor-
toned chestnut with tail that
sweep the ground.
"Will you trust me, Fanny'' he
cried, passionately grasping her
hand. with all my heart, Angus
tus, with all my soul, with all my
SELF" she whispered, nesting on his
manly bosom. Would to goodness
you were my tailor" he murmured to
himself, and tenderly her took he IN
his arms. Z.
L. E. Turner, Compton, Mo, was
cured Of piles by DsWit.s Witch
Hazel Salve after suffering seventeen
years and trying over twenty reme-
dies. Physicians and surgeons en-
dorse it. Beware of dangerous
counterfeits. j E. Kaufmann.
Eliza Day, colored, aged 60 years,
a patient at the Columbus, O., State
hospital, who was received from
Martin, 0, 10 years ago, died from
peritonitis. An autopsy revealed in
the stomach the handles of five silver
spoons and 50 cambria needles, and
in tbe bowels nearly 80 more need
les.
The Illinois Bar association has
adopted the suggestion that the
legal profession throughout tue
| United States celebrate on February
4, 1891, the elevation of John Mar
shall as chief justice of the United
States Supreme Court, which took
place on that date in 1901.
DeWitt's Little Eirly Risers per-
manently cure chronic constipation,
biliousness, nervousness and worn
out feeling; cleanse and regulate the
entire system. Small, pleasant