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The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-12-14
Some Cleveland Characteristfcs.

Cleveland is not book-learned, neither
has he been taught of travel. He
knows nothing west of Buffalo, nor
south of the North Pennsylvania line. He
has, most of all, no Imagination. He
has heard of a West, he has heard of a
South, but the terms tell no tales to
Cleveland. What the West and South
are, their needs, their rights, their aims,
their strengths, loom but vaguely to him,
lost in that mighty fog of no magma
ton and what he doesn't know. Cleve-
land has small mind, but agate-hard
and retentive. After fashion it has a
narrow strength, and while he learns
slowly he remembers; not always, how
ever with profit. He has no mental
graces. He has no bent for art or music
He would not know any pleasant diff
ference between a Murillo and a three
sheet poster. He would have no prefer
ence for one of Schubert's serenades
over Maggie Murphy's Home" He
would rather talk than read, eat than
talk, fish than eat, drink than fish.
Cleveland is man of impulse and in
stinct rather than of thoughtful conclus-
ion. Would one teach him anything,
teach him through the eye. What he
sees he knows, what he hears-unless
it be to someone's Acknowledgements
slight impression. Cleveland turns
credulous, ready ear to SANDER When he
was president the commonest blackleg
of party, one whose plaudits could not aid
man, might tear down the best mans
good repute with word. Nor might
the afirmations of 20 honest men stand
in the best mans favor against the
malice and mendacity of that one black
leg. Flattery was the most potent lever
in the case of Cleveland. Those thrived
best who flattered best He is as amen
able to the tickle of the sycophant as
ever was swine to cob. One may stick
bills on him SO it be with soft soap. AS
result, those who stood close to Cleve-
land were either cunning or servile.
They chanted his praises and they never
of those about him were crafty and
fawned upon him to use him to their
own ends. Villas was one of these.
Others, like Thurber, were mere con-
genial boot-licks. But honest natures.
strong, open, frank, wise men who dared
to tell him the truth were soon brought
to stay away. He wanted none such
near him. And what he was he is.
Cleveland delights in the little, and will
labor painting at the oar of small
things. 1t is this trick of the infinitesi-
NAL that led him to put in hours darkly
reason to shatter some old
woman's pension with the bludgeon of
his Veto. Following the arduous labor
of this veto, he would refresh himself
with a two weeks trip on lighthouse
tender at public expense, and so him.
self cost the government what would |
have been dozen pensions for oldl
Verdict.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-12-14
HONEST MONEY DRlYEL
BOTH HOUSES OF CONGRESS HAVE a
BANTLING,
WANT TO RESTORE CREDIT BY BOR-
ROWING.
The Most Infamous and NOnstrOuS
"HOnest" Money Propositions Are
IdiOtic and Ridiculous In Their
Conception.

1t seems that the senate finance COM
nlittee was not satisfied with the mon
strosity that was incubated by the Re-
publican caucus committee and so they
hatched monstrosity of their own
| 1t is as infamous and ridiculous in
| every respect as the caucus bill.
1t gives the national bankers the full
| face value Of their bonds in bank notes,
| agrees to pay them the full interest on
their bonds then fully paid, and proposes
to tax them One-fourth Of one per cent
on the notes they receive in that man
ner Hence, a bank is to pay the enor-
nous interest-called tax-of one-fourth
of one per cent, that is, 1t is to pay at
the rate of $3.50 year for the use Of
s1OO, 600
Another section Of the senate mon-
strosity provides that all United States
notes and treasury notes shall be re-
deemable in gold and that from $780,
100000 to s15OOOO,OO in gold shall be
permanently buried in the treasury,
while the people are being taxed to pay
interest on bonds.
Then the bill goes on:
II the secretary Of the treasury is un-
able to restore and maintain the gold
coin in the reserve fund by the foregoing
method and the amount of such gold
coin in said fund shall at any time fall
duty to restore and maintain the same
by borrowing money on the credit Of the
United States and for the debt thus in
CURED to issue and sell coupon or reg
istered bonds of the United States fn
such form as he may prescribe, in de-
nominations of $50 or any multiple
thereof, bearing interest at the rate Of
not exceeding per cent per annum,
payable quarterly; such bonds to be pay
able at the pleasure of the United States
after one year from the date of their
issue and to be payable, principal and
interest, in gold coin of the present
standard value and to be exempt from
the payment Of all taxes or duties Of the
United States, as we'll as from taxation
in any form, by or under state, munich
pal or local authorities. The notes re-
deemed as herein provided shall only be
used for the purpose OF restoring said
fund to the maximum amount of $780,
100000, and the amount of gold coin
and notes in such reserve fund shall at
no time exceed such maximum amount
Isn't that pretty dish to set before
the money kings?
If any Of our readers are hard pushed
and their credit is bad after this, they
need only to follow the brilliant ex-
ample prepared by the honest" money
men: Let them issue notes with inter-
est and borrow lot Of gold money.
Then, by locking that up in their chest.
their credit will be entirely restored and
beyond any question.
The world must be mad house IL it
does not treat such idiotic propositions
as these, made by the honest" money
men, with shouts of ridicule and de-
rision.- -Shillings' Advance.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-12-14
Their First Disagreement.

The honeymoon was not yet ended,
yet the bride rushed off to her mother in
tears
Oh" she sobbed, "If I'd a known
what brute George is, I'd never have
married him"
why, my dear, what's the matter ?"
sOOthingly asked the devoted mother
II baked my first pie for dinner last
night, and when I asked George to cut
it, he asked the maid to bring in a can
opener. The Verdict.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-12-14
DEAD SHOT REMEDY CO., Boston Block Minneapolis Minnesota

same pew. The gentleman looked ugly
at Bob and the lady partly turned her
back on him. The gentleman stood it
as long as he could and then passed a
card over to him which read as follows.
Il pay $4,000 annually for this pew"
Bob glanced at the card and then passed
it back with this written on the other
side: You pay too d-n much" The
preacher then announced the text: Its
blessed to dwell in the house of the
Lord" or words to that effect.-Ex.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-12-14
Bob Was Right.

"Fighting Bob" Evans dressed in citi-
zen's clothes and went to church one
Sunday not long ago. Upon entering
the house of worship he seated himself
in vacant pew about midway up the
aisle. Soon after gentleman and lady
walked in and seated themselves in the
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-12-14
Good Catch.

Who gives this bride away?" asked
the parson.
Nobody" remarked the envious one.
soto voice, from rear pew. "She
simply threw herself at the man.-Phii-
adelphia North American.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-12-14
DEAD SHOT cATARRn CURE
Natures Remedy

Hundreds of prominent people have testified
to it's cures. DEAD SHOT kills the
bacteria that produce Catarrh in the head,
Throat, Lungs and Stomach, Coughs, Colds,
Group, Bronchitis, Asthma, Hay Fever, Diph-
iberia and Piles. 1t has superior as cure
for Dyspepsia, Cuts, Burns and Frost Bite.
DEAD SHOT combines the curative effects of the
Florida Pines with the benefits of the high
mountain atmosphere Of Colorado 2c per box 5boxes fo$
The First Shot out ei the hsx' will hit your
Send &c stamp for sample box
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-12-14
Making Il Collection.

els your dog full bloodea?"
Guess he is; he's been sampling the
blood of most Of the heighbors. ''-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-12-14

There are only two great classes in the
world, I say,
Fakirs and suckers!
The representative. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1893-1901, 1899-12-14
MABEN'S ASSININITY.

G. B. Maben, a man of greater or less
political notoriety, brought to this Of
fee last week letter upder caption Of
Milton Parks Folly
In the interests of party harmony and
the preservation of friendships, we urg-
Again he comes, and charges us with
conspiring with fusionists to suppress
truth and destroy our party, and de-
mands that he be permitted to spread
over the pages of The Representative
these hottest words of his vocabulary
From the first word to the final threat
in this letter two things stick up like
bumps on a log.
One of these is an Unsuitable desire to
annihilate DR.. Fay and read him out of
the party; and the other is an ugly sore
which has long been generating bad
blood and grows out of the fact that last
ben's patent, double-twisted and crooked
plan of organization and adopted in
stead thereof the plan under which DR..
Fay and Milton Parks are trying to or
ganize and save the Peoples party from
merging with Democracy
incidentally, Maben takes the oppor-
tunity to score Milton Parks, The Rep
resentatiye, S. w. Powell, J. B. Dukes
and the writer hereof as particeps Grim
inis in ''treacherous piece of work"
''the rankest nonsense" "a fusion
scheme" and various other misdemean-
ors which fail to perfectly dovetail with
all of Maben's pet measures.
1t has been said that to kick mans
dog is to kick the man, and some men
are SO constituted that to turn down one
of their pet measures gives them violent
and lasting bellyache. Symptoms of
such pain are readily seen in every line
of the letter following:
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15
BrART DISEASE.
Some Facts Regarding the Rapid To-
erease OF Heart troubles.
DO Not Be Alarmed, But Look Fol
the Cause.

Heart troubles. at least among the
Americans, are certainly Increasing and
while this may be largely due TO the
excitement and worry OF American bust
ness life, II IL more often the result Of
weak stomachs. OF poor digestion.
Real organic disease IL incurable; but
not II case la n hundred OF heart
trouble Is organic.
The close relation between heart
trouble and poor digestion Ii because
both organs are controlled by the same
great nerves, the sympathetic and
Pneum0gastric.
In another way, also the heart il Of
fected by the form Of poor digestion,
which causes gas and fermentation IT. III
half digested lOOd. There Is n feeling Of
oppression and heaylness in the cnest
caused by pressure OF the disteDded
stomach on the heart and lungs. inter.
ferlDg with their action; hence arises
palpitstion and short breath.
Poor digestion also pOisons the blood,
making IL thin and watery, which irri'
tates and weakens the heart.
The most sensible treatment for heart
trouble Is to improve the digestion aud
10 insure the prompt assimllatio OF food
This can be done by the regular use
after meals OF some safe, pleasant and
effective digestive preparation, like
stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets. which may
be found AT most drug stores and when
contain valuable harmless digestive
elements In n pleasant convenient form
IL Is safe TO say that the regular per
sistent use OF Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets
at meal time viii sure auy form Ol
stomach trouble except cancer Of the
stomach.
Full sized package OF the tablets sold
by druggists ut 90 cents. Little book on
stomach troubles mailed free. Address
II. A. stuart, Co Marshall, Mich.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15
~SELF-DENlAL WEEK.
Salvation Army In This City win OBJ
seTye II From March ~ 10 %.

Salvation Army In This City win OBJ
serve II From March 10 10 20.
From March 10 to March 20. the Saliva
ton Army OF this city will observe self.
Denial week. This is one OF the many
original ideas set in motion by the Sal
walton Army TO advance the cause OF
Christianity. There is a two fold object
in the effort: First, II il a week for
special spiritual advance among the
forces OF the Army and their friends and
supporters-a sort OF Lent week, Second,
all unite in a supreme effort TO raise
"A certain amount OF money, which il
turned into the general funds OF the
Army for extending their operations at
home, and their foreign missions in In.
dia, Africa, China, Japan, etc.
one OF the chief features OF the week
is for those who participate to deny
themselves some luxury, aud in many
cases ever necessities are dispensed with
for Il few days at least. and the none
thus saved IL turned over 10 the fund. II
IL nothing for the officers aud soldiers
during this week to abstain from meat,
sugar, butter, tea, coffee. etc.
The effort IL not alone confined 10 the
homes OF the Army people, but they get
AZ many OF their friends ~ possible "a
join them. The wealthy are asked e
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15

surrender some article Of huery or Jew
'elry, the same being converted into cash
for the fund.
During Self. Denial week in 1898, $780,.
600 was raised throughout the world by
the army.
In a few days this city will be flooded
with many unique methods Of advertis.
ing and collecting. One special fes ture
this year Is what Commander Booth
Tucker calls "The Million Cent Fund
One million people are to be asked for
cent each, which in itself will form quite
a nucleus upon which to build.
II is to be hoped that the army's appeal
will meet with prompt response from the
people OF Albuquerque. The Salvation
army fed 100000 OF the worlds poor on
Christmas; they cared for the homeless
during the terrible blizzard Of February,
and o that they appeal TO us TO REIN.
burse their almost empty Golfers. shall we
not render them the assistance they SC
justly merltp
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15
WITH ORIGINAL IDEAS.

Kansas has not ceased to produce men
Of original ideas on all subjects. James
". Tspp, q rich merchant and leader OF
the Salvation Army at Wichita, has been
nominated for mayor at the hands Of the
democrats. Some OF his ante. election
promises are ~ follows:
"Ten dollars fine for any girl wearing
boomers on the street.
ANY policeman heard swearing will
be discharged, and all are required to
carry Bibles.
"Religious services will be held twice
daily In the city building.
"Free street car service will be given
Oh Sunday morning to all church gOers
Sunday tbeater and base ball games
will be forbidden.
splitting tobacco juice on the side
walks will be a Unable offense."
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15
G. A. R H%NcAMPMsNr.
VIII Convene In Santa fe April 10
Commander Clark's orders.
beadquafitrs
Department. % New Mexico,
brand Army Of the Republic.
AIhuuupuup. n. M. March y Isng

AlOuQuCfquc, n. NJ. MatCh ., isB3.J
General orders No. 3:
1 The sixteenth annual encampment
OF this department will convene IN the
city OF santa Ne, at the hour OF 10 o'clock
a. m, Thursday, April Is, 1899.
=. The department headquarters dur.
ing the encampment will be- located at
the post hall Of Carleton post.
g.. The council OF administration will
meet at department headquarters ut .
o'clock a. H., April l3. 1893.
4. All elected department officers are
requested to prepare full reports OF their
work during The year for Information VI
the commander.
D. Post commanders will bring with
them ths duplicate certificate Of el, clion
OF delegates 10 the encampment. and pre-
sent them to the assistant adjutant gen
eral before the meeting Of the encamp.
ment.
q. Comrade John Quinn. OF Carleton
post. IL hereby appointed officer OF the
day, and Adolf Weller, OF Carleton post,
officer of the guard, to serve during the
80 sion Of the eDcampment, and Will be
respected and ODE yed accordingly.
7. The ceremonies connected with
the dedication of the monument erected
over the grave OF Past Department Com
mander Francis Downs will be held III
der the auspices OF Carleton post. q. A.
H.. on Friday, April IL, 1899.
s. IL Is with profound sorrow that the
department commander announces the
death OF our esteemed commander in
chief, james A. sexton, which occurred
AZ Washington, ID. O., February 8, 1899.
He was a brave soldier and n devoted,
earnest worker in thu interest OF the
Grand Army Of the Republic. To per-
pstuate his memory and in compliance
with general orders No. D, from national
headquarters, 1t IL hereby ordered that
post headquarters in this department
and charters will be drsped In mourning.
and post and department officers when
OH duty will wear the usual badge OF
mourning for sixty DAYS. BY order Of
LEVERETT CLARKE,
Official: Department Commander.
". :. FLETCHER,
Assistant Adjutant General.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15

distributed the same. They dealt with
the climate, mining. agriculture, ifriga-
ton. etc, OF the territory AZ n result OF
the work, over 1000 letters and inquiries
were received during the past two years,
requesting further Information. and
from twenty to thirty letters are now be-
ing received daily. over 600 persons
have invested money or made their
homes In the territory ~ q result Of the
work performed.
At the Nashville and Omaha exposi.
lions q great amount OF literature was
distributed. including q 10000 illustrst-
ed edition Of the y w. Mexican, which
was furnished without cost to the terri.
tory. A majority Of the old time works
in the territory are now ont VI print.
Governor Princes history. Bsndelier's
work. New Mexico Illustrated" Frost's
"New Mexico" editions 1892 "a, were
good works, but the demand for them
soon exhausted the supply and the calls
for something Of the same character are
continually increasing and the new work
must embrace all Of the leading features
Of progression in mining, agriculture,
fruit growing. educational institutions
and industrial Improvements. Jndiciou.
advertising is the greatest inducemeDt Il
Immigration and will prove OF much
more benefit than any other form 81 per
sussion. The needs Of the bureau are
growing daily, and II Is proving one Of
the most beneficial of territorial instltu
lions aud should meet with the fullest
assistance from the Legislature and al
persons who are interested in territorial
DEVELOPMENT.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15
NEW RAILROAD FOR NEW MEXICO.
Company Organized to Build Line OF Road
Through Western New Mexico.

Company Organized to Build Line OF Road
through Western New Mexico.
A company has been organized to build
a railroad to be known IA the Columbus
Il Northern Railway, which, when con
s'ructed. will run from Columbus, Grant
county, n, NJ, through the counties OF
Grant, Socorro, Valencia, %Bernalillo. San
Juan and Rio Arribs in New Mexico,
thence through the state of Colorado into
Utah, with the northern terminal at Salt
Lake City, says the New Mexican.
So far AZ IL known the men at the
head OF the enterprise are, Andrew o.
Bailey. A. j. Clarks, j. b. Byron, J.. A.
Mahoney, William II. Merrill. Harvey o.
Olcott, OF New Mexico, and Albert II.
Ransom. OF Ohio. The town OF Colum
bus, n. NJ, 1t Is understood. will be the
company headquarters, but when work
on the proposed road will begin IL not
known. Articles of incorporation will
be- tiled in the territorial secretary
office within the next few days, and then
something more may be learned OF the
intentions Of the company.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15
THE EpMuNps LAW.

Since the advent OF ". b. Childers as
United States attorney, and G. NJ. For
aker ~ marshsl Of the territory. and
II. r. whiting ~ United States COM
missioner at Albuquerque, there have
been few Edmunds law cases In the
Second judicial district, composed OF the
counties Bernslillo and Valencia.
Whether this is attributable to an i'm.
proved moral condition OF the people. or
not, The CITIZEN has been unable to
determine. but the fact Is that but four
cases OF this nature have come before
Commissioner Whiting, since June Both,
Hlh
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15
Another Cabinet omoer.

Congress will soon be called upon TO
pass a law creating a new cabinet port
folio. This official Will probably be
known as Secretary Of the colonies. IL
will be his duty TO look after the welfare
OF the islands which were seized by the
United states In our wal with Spain.
While he IL attending to his duties.
Hostetter's stomach Bitter will continue
10 attend 70 its duties OF curing the sick
Of stomach, liver and kidney disorders.
lust as II has been doing for ttty years.
It's greatest virtues are in building up
run down systems; In quoting and
Ioning unstrung nerves; Ia overcoming
dyspepsia, indigestion aud constipation.
Fry "a bottle II you feel "out OF sorts"
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15

A TTORNEG-AT-LAW rooms 2 and 3, n,
"A T. Armijo building, Albuquerque, n, M
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15
TERRITORIAL BUREAU or IMMi-
GRAFTON.

GRAFTON.
The amount OF good accomplished by
the territorial bureau OF immigration
since its organization In 1877 cannot
possibly be measured, and for the pres.
ent legislature to cripple the usefulness
OF the bureau would be equivalent to
looping Off one Of the most important
branches OF the tree OF progression on
which New Mexico has thriyed, says the
New Mexican. The only way to reach
the eastern homsseeker and investor is
through a succinct statement OF the re-
giOn in pamphlets, personal letters, etc,
30 prepared that their attractiyeness will
chain the attention and the statistical
matter carry conviction. The first books
issued by the bureau were crude com
pared TO the forts now made, and where
the circulation was then considered i'm
menss II more than 1000 copies were
issued, now II Ia not deemed extraordi
nary 10 ind a place for 10. 900 or more.
The cost OF publication has also lessened
and the result OF placing large numbers
OF pamphlets IL demonstrated by a vast
number OF inquiries and a considerable
investment OF money.
The first bureau OF immigration wa.
composed OF Governor l.. Bradford Prince
T. y. Conway, Colonel Harry Whighan
and Romulo Martinez. II was called
into existence by Acting Governor " g
Bitch. Many interesting books we're Is
sued by the bureau, one OF the best be
ing "Aztlan," published by d.. Lothrop 4
Co. in 1855, which work is now carrie,
on the catalogues of that firm !
reached its sixth edition. $1,000 copie
being issued. Last year the bureau OF i'm
migration issued 10000 pamphlets AM
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15

Could not express the rapture OF Annie
X. Springer, OF 1928 Howard street, Phiia-
delphia, Pa, when she found that DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption
had completely cured her Of "A hacking
cough that for many years had made life
u burden. All other remedies and doctors
could give her no help. but she says OF
this royal cure-"it toOn removed the
pain In my chest and | can now sleep
sOuBdly. something | can scarcely re-
member doing before. / feel like sound.
ing its praises Throughout the universe
So will everyone who tries DIR. King
New Discovery fof any trouble OF ihe
throat. chest or lunge. Price 80 and 81,
Trial bottle free at J. II O'Reiily " Coz
drug store; every bottle guaranteed.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15

AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used for over fifty years by millions
Of mothers for their children while teeth
ing. with perfect success. i. s0othes the
child, softens the gums. allsys all pain,
cures wind collie, and II the best remedy
for %diarrhoea. 1t Is pleasant to the taste,
Sold by druggists In every part OF the
world. Twenty-fi five cents a bottle. H.
value il ~iDcalculsble. BE sure and ssk
for Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup and
take no other kind.
Albuquerque daily citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1895-1903, 1899-03-15

Natives, s3.4og475; lambs. s4.a5g525