davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

Bridgeport, Conn, BAT fir Die Barrier
MISUNDERSTANDING einen grpBen Putrontn=
I6runt, in @eItult zines Sriumpbbpgsns,
aus Ma9a9OnibOl5 unb groBen Spieget=
f6eiben unfertigen unb bier 5uert %ausftels
len ~ldien. 0uS eeI6ub, ods ltrtbeil oes
9ubifums barber gu bernebmen. GteIes
Iautet Bis itst giinitie. Der S6runt ent=
bdlt SauienOe pon Metall6iilien unb 1T
piellei9t Der ein5ige feiner Dirt. Oaneben
fteQt bic Bennington 4rms So. bon sSIipn,
q. g., @epe6re unb 1teniiIien gum @olfz
lpiel aug.
Die Oamen m0gen enti6ulOi9en, tpenn
in bteier 8tIpre9ung bas fe Sntereftrenoe
3ulsbt fommt. Cine Barrier Sirmu fi6rt
lire MitteI sur @rbaltung zines i3Onen
MusIe6ens unh bic Oupis So. lire yfGbz
muf9inen Dor. 9ieie Sei9en, buB 6anoz
Itiderei baourb i3nere @Oncurren5 srleia
ben mag. Die ausgeielten Mrbeiten, bars
unter 3apiIerien, la1en bas psrmutben.
81, S4nate.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09
Greffsnoe QIe9orie.

8as 8erbienit lit meni9lid, bas Glad
u6er bat etpas @Dttli9es, bas bon nhsH
berabtommi. Nu9 Der berbienteite, ges
i9idteite 5elob.rr lam 3mur ltnfdae erlei.
ben, bic BLOB Dem 3ufaae auouf@rei6eE
Iino; mem aber tnas Slid oft unginitis
mar, Der pirb dngitli4 unb p~erliert ni9t
aIein bas Selbitbertrauen unb bic &iibnz
6eit, o6ne tpel4e i'm &riese niGts @roBes
-aus9efiibrt lpiro, audi Der Splbat perliert
bds 8ertrauen; benn ipas heitimmt bas
l1rt6eil Der Menge dls Der @rFole!
9arin lisgt Elm binreidenber @runb, Selbz
6erren, bic pft ungliidli9 iparen, fem Seer
anauDertrauen, uno nit Re1t 1agt 2ubpia
Der @ier5ebnte: sd brau6e slidli6e Sc
nerdle." DIS baber Der beritbmte 9i1toz
rienmalsr S. 8. 0aDib, ben gaapolson Der
Grft. gu feinem eriten Malsr ernannt
bate, ben Sieg nun Marengo maIeE
Iplte uno oieien fragte, pie er bargeitent
1ein pollte, .rbielt ct sur Qnttport: rStelz
len sic MIDI bar rubig alf einem mill
ben, ~feuri9en Pferbe." = So lit unm0gli9,
bie @igeni4aften bes 5elo6errn treffenoer
our5uIteGen, als in bteIer QGegorie. Der
rubise &eiter uuf Dem tpilben Pferbs, nit
anberen Worten 8ruft unb &iibnbeit BON
Der ueberlegung %gelentt, aaltbliti9teit i'm
@turm Der 9efa9r! l1n~abbdnsigteit uno
@slbfitdnbigfeit beg @6uratters, tiibnes
Selbftpertrauen uno unbeug1amteit, iino
e6en bic @igeni4aften, pel4s ben guten
General ausma9en.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09
Ienfbares Suftfahrseu9.

Der erte 9rO6taufitiee bes bon benz
tpiirttem6ergif9en 9eneraleutnunt Srafen
3eppelin, benz Selben bon Nieber6rpnn,
erfunoenen 2uftfubr5rugs pirO in Srieoz
ri4sbufsn, in 8iirttembers, i'm 9sptember
e~rfolgen.
Sn Der Shat lit isBt auf benz 8O6enIee
BEL 6rieOridsbafen cine 8aubitte bpn rieA
iigen 9imeniionen unD cine 4ufteigbriide
auf i9ptmmenben YpntOns fir bas 2uftz
fa6r3eug unter 2eitung Der SngenNure
&iibler uno @nbrres bergeite1t tpOroen.
9isie 8auten allein toIten nabt5u 100000
Murt. Nuf Der ftei 19pimmenber Nuf=
iteig6riide, ber.n 2dnge na6e3u $50 Mteter
betrGet, tperben gegeniudrtig bic in peri4ies
oenen beuti4en 6obrifen aus9efiibrten 8sz
itunbtbeile bes 2uftiaiffes 5uiummensez
itbt. gaa9 benz 3eppeIinfhen @runomoz
Def, bas bur4 6eutl9es Reihsputent gez
f4iibt 1T, miro buS neue, iiber 100 Meter
lange 2ufti4iff eine ungemein i4lante @e+
italt BADEN. Zeppelin nennt 1ein 8erf Elm
rlent6ares 2uftfabrStug" nit mebreren
6inter chamber ongeprbneten SragtOrpern.
0os gauge 2uftI9iffnerf lit nus mebrererr
6etpegli9 nit chamber p%erbunoenen Sabr=
3eugen 5uiummengefebt; baour4 tptrO, bel
9erlebung e~in3elner 8ammern, bura me=
hanii9e &rdfte has 6inuntertiir5en oes
gan5en 2uftf9iffes perbinoert. Sie felte
5orm Der 9eiummtconitruftion pirn Dura
Elm Gerippe aus 8Obren, Orabtieilen UNI
9rubtgefe9ten gepdbrleiitet. Die |erz
b~inbung bes 3ugfa6raeuges NIT ben Gat@
fu6r3tugen gef9iebt Our3 &uppelung. Hnz
ter benz 6a6r3eug ~befinben ii4, fet nit
chamber berbunben, me6rere 9onoeln CUR
Nufnabme Der 6iibrer, Der Srie6tperfe uno
DeS 8etriebsmaterials. Seoes Sriebpert
bet6Gtigt 2 gu beiDen Seiten bes Sragcp7
FINDERS ungefd6r in Der 90be oes 8ioerz
Acknowledgements angebrudte 2uftf6raus
ben. Sur4 bas gtgebene 6epi4t zines
4luminiummptors pirn Die gu ietner 9e@
bung erforberli9e 9usmenge beittmmt. gu
oieIer tritt bic 9agmenge bin3u, oeren @ufz
trieb benz @epi9t bes iibrigen 5dbr8eugeS
entIpriat. Die 4usbe6nung bes SaleS
bur9 8drmt unb Sonneni6ein tpiro ausz
9egli9en, inoem man ons @as tbeilpelle
in 8eierberGume iberlsitet, 10 oaB Der cpz
linoriI9e 8allpn ni9t ptaben fann unn
bo9 tein 9ds ~ptrloren ee6t. Die Seiten@
iteuerung erfolgt 0ur9 5pet SettenIteuer,
bic oben r1o unten an benz Soroertbsil oeS
2uftfubr3eugts angebra6t limb. Die 2ait=
fa6r3euqe iinb i'm Weientlt3en bon oer1elz
BEN @inriftung; IS feblen ibnen ieop9 bic
Sriebtperfe uno Die Rdber CUR Seitenz
Iteuerung. Sn ben unter ben 2aitfa9r5suz
gen aneebra9ten 9onbeln b%efinoen li9 bic
8emannun9, Pafiagiert, Elm She'll Der Sez
triebsporrGtbe fir 5abrten BON LANCER
0auer, auBerbem ent6alten tie einen Ba1a
1erporratb. 2ebterer Dient als Saadit uno
ipirb audi CUR 9eritelung bes Slstase=
mi6ts SpiI9en ben peri9ieoenen Subr5eue
gen benrBt.
9us neue Sa6raeug bat einen 9fauminz
halt BON nakau 10000 8ubifmeter. Naa
ben 8erebnungen hes @rftnoers ion IS
cine @eI6ipinbigfeit BON 10 Metern in Der
SttunOe bsfiben, ToG fih Bis uuf 100
Meter er6eben, bis 1900 &ilogramm 8sa
laItrna tru9en unb cine @u9e lang in ben
2iften bleiben t0nnen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

bGnbler un6 9eamten, pel6e Die Ssinb>
i9uft gsgen bic 5remOen beftdnoi9 ndbren.
NmunoIen unb fein 9iener fonnten ii3
ni4t auf ben StraBen feben l1iien, obne
BON ben @Dlfsmafen perh06ht NIB perfolgt
gu tperoen. Gr tparbte Ii9 oesb1t6 1%iiotneltS
li6 our9 Die bon perf9ieDsnen fleinen
CLANS bes Mtuzfia : Stammes feipo1nten
Shdler nab 3azGizSu.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

8etrsffs Der bepOritebenben 9atio%
: @rpDrt : 4usfetGung in
p6iGabelp9ia 5ei9t ii4 pieoer bic
lanbldufige @ngber5i8teit unb
9eu9eIei be5iigIiA Oes SOnntugs.
9as 9irettorium bat bei6Gohen, Die Shore
Der Nusiteuung am SOnntag oi9t Deri4lois
fen gu balten.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09

f6iffe gu befi6tigen, @on Stod@
holm begab ft6 SOB nu6 8iel,
nm oafelbft gemeiniam NIT e;nem &ttahe
Der omerifunifden @sianOti4aft oeittide
Slottenangelegen6eiten 5l i~tuoirer. Gr
puroe pom auiier Nilbeim an @orb Der
Na4t r9o6en3o1ern" in Observation-Disclosures
Weile empfungen.
Illinois Staats-zeitung., 1899-08-09
Sbweoen nno Uorpe1en.

Sn @6ritiania tdgte Gsbte 0ode bic
Observation-Disclosures 5riez
oenstonferen3; fe irurD. our9
Premiermtniiter Steen nit elmer Nebe er0ffz
net, in psl4er er ~be6ouptete, bic Suuger
&onferen5 lei gum She'll cas- @rqebniB Der
SbGtigteit Der Observation-Disclosures Som
feren5 getpeien. Gum 8rdit0enten Der Som
feren5 purOe SObn 2unO, BrGiioent bes
"Gagtbing" erpd6lt, Sin Nrirug BON Gu
n1uel S. 8arrotps BON Bolton unb Gi6arb
8art6olot BON ct. 2ouis 3u 8un1ter Der
unantaitbarteit bon PrioatetgentGum aur
SH tpuroe e%inttmmig dngenonntep. Ser
@ntrag puroe bur6 ben 9intpeis bes YrGz
1lo'nten gtc&inlep auf bic 5raae in elmer
Sotl3att an ben 8ougreB DeranGuBt.
@te Sonferen3 g~eIdngte Jreitaq I6eno
gum S3tuB, ndd9Oem bic Oeleqater elm
1tlmml9 beI3lOfen 6atten, cine ginlaOung,
DE SOnfsren5 nd9ites Sa6r in puris gu
bdlten, an5une6men.
Sn Der @bpeTenbeit BEG aDnios Oscar
nurne IN Stodbolm George s. SoB,
acknowledgements aus G5icaoo, pom
Saron bon @fen empfanast, tporouf er
pOn Nturtneminifter 9prfen pie grlaubnib
er9Te't, Die S9iffstperftsu atnb bic ariegg>
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-10-06

seem to be necessary and required by the
splendid Mrs -. To thus live in this
great country of freedom and liberty would
clm my life and my very nature would de-
generate, and l would not only feel but
really prove, my inferiority and litteness
nave health and strength, and cheerfuly
work hard ana carefully for my EMPLOYER:
but learn from Mrs. that in your So
cial realm must be wholly kitchen girl
and thus deprived of all my social oppor-
tunities-not even a place to receive my
dear old battle-scarred veteran father and
my few other dear relatives and friends,
save in the kitchen. and there, even there,
under protest.
II am not claiming the right to be one
of the family, nor participate in one single
social function therein, for l have very
limited social circle, whose financial and DO
ltical standing is sufficiently elevated and
ennobling. where / am accepted on equal
terms and with 1t l am satisfied and very
nearly happy. l find, to my amazement
upon careful inquiry. that Mrs. IS rules
Of government are along the lines Of GUS
tom, under similar circumstances. and seem
to be accepted as necessary by those whose
lot requires them to thus earn a livelihood.
But l am only ordinary country girl.
used to the more rural customs, which
sanction greater freedom and accord more
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-10-06

sickness. His scheme which he confided
to me, was to mix up little salt and wa
ter In vial and direct the patient to take
teaspoonful every fifteen minutes This
Is very powerful drug he would say, i'm
pressively. and directly after taking the
fourth dose all traces of nausea will dis
appear. In nine cases out Of ten the treat
ment worked to charm, and he raked in
numerous fat tips.
Last season one Of our passengers fer
Port Cortez was gentleman who had a
sprafned ankle Ind who went directly to
his ct\oin without my seeing him. The first
day out he got deathIy seasick, and 1 con-
ciuded to try the. efficacy OF the salt and
water treatment. I mixed up the dSse and
found my patient lying in his berth groan-
Ing. with his face to the wall. I have a
certain cure for your trouble,' said /, CIV
ing him the usual preliminary talk. It's a
very powerful drug. and afEf you take
four teaspoonfuls you may rest assured
that your nausea will instantly vanish.
He turned as If he had been shot and
glared at me like a maniac. Good Lord!'
he groaned. it's the same old gag! and
with that he grabbed the bottle and threw
1t through the headlight. The man had a
heavy black beard. but the moment heard
his voice i recognized him as our old stew
ard on the Savannah line. He couldn't be
cured. He knew too much
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-10-06

Boys corduroy knee pants, 900.
Boys 4oc wool knee pants, 2oc.
Boys 60c. Atwood pants, 4oc.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-10-06
A Story for Anglers.
From the Albany Argus.


A well-known Albany angler had unique
experience this summer trout fishing up in
Canada. He was sent out from camp to
catch a mess for supper. He was fishing
with three flies on a single leader. At the
first cast his fly was taken by a good-sized
trout, that leaped from the water to grab
it. He evidently got the leader on slack
before the line was frightened from the rod,
as he snapped it off and went swimming
away with the two flies and broken leader
trailing behind. Next day the angler re-
visited the lake. and, as he was looking
over the side of the boat. he espied in ten
or fifteen feet of water the big trout that
had taken his leader the night before A
closer examination revealed that his trout
ship was safely hitched to dead branch
of tree which had fallen into the water.
In swimming about one of the two free
hooks on the leader had caught in the
branch, and that ended the migrations Of
the trout, still firmly hooked by the fly he
had grabbed.
Rowing ashore the angler stripped and
dove for his prize. He secured 1t and a
piece of the branch, and today has the
stuffed trout, with hook still In his jaw and
the other hook embedded in the broken
branch. mounted as a piscatorial study and
souvenir Of the incident.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-10-06

privileges, even in the very highest social
conditions. l have never encroached upon
grounds or conditions to which. by the
nature of things, had no right or a well
come to do In other words 1 had a keen
perception of whatsw was the consistent and
proper way for me to act. I thank you for
the honor of accepting my services in your
lovely home and I beg you to pardon me
for writing so long a letter on so short
subject l trust that you will find, without
inconvenience. suitable woman to fill the
position. Yours, with very great respect.
"P 81 have accepted position which
promises to be satisfactory"
The recipients of this letter have scarcely
recovered their breath yet. and now they
wonder what they have missed.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-10-06
Gave the Dealer a Shock.
From the New Orleans Times Den ocrat.


"One day last spring." said a local theat
rlcai man. i mad a funny experience with
Fleming. the juggler, who is well known
TO New Orleans audiences. He happened
to be In the city en- route for Frisco. and
asked me to take him to a curio shon
where he could pick up few souvenirs for
northern friend. Fleming is a very SOL
emn-looking individual off the stage. and
the last man in the world you would take
for vaudeville performer One of his star
tricks is to pretend to drop an article. and
after a desperate scramble catch it lust
before 1t touches the floor While we were
looking around in a curio shop to which I
escorted him, the proprietor called his at
tent1on to beautiful little vase which hap
Dened to be valuable historical relic
Would you allow me to see it in my
hands?' asked Fleming Certainly said
the curio man, and lifted it out of the case
with the greatest delicacy and care. How
very interesting remarked Fleming turn
ing 1T from side to side. and then all of
a sudden. it slipped through his fingers. He
made series of frantic clutches. tossing
1t to and fro, and keeping it in the air
by apparently pure miracle until he final
ly grabbed 1t when 1t was within a couple
OF inches of the floor. During this breath
less performance the proprietor stood petri-
fed with horror, and at each fresh slip he
gave an involuntary Shrek When he Sc
cured his treasure he was as white as a
sheet. In few moments Fleming did ex-
actly the same thing with an egg-shell tea
cup that had belonged to the Empress Jose
phine, and repeated it with a magnificent
wedgewood plate. Each time he did the
trick / thought the dealer would swoon
When he got the plate in his hands again
he proceeded to show us the door This
is very strange protested Fleming, don't
you want our custom" I'd like your Gus
tom we'll enough replied the dealer. ifsI
wasn't subject to palpitation of the heart
Fleming was greatly amused. ..Hellor he
said, when I saw him on Broadway recent
~. 'how's the curio man? Has he died of
heart, disease yet? !"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-10-06
LETTER TOOK THEIR BREATH.
Young Woman who Would Scarcely
Make a Servant Girl.
From the Indianapolis Journal

From the Indianapolis journal.
The evolution of the servant girl was
strikingly exemplified by letter received
yesterday by one of the prominent govern
ment officials of this city. Several days
ago he had occasion to advertise for SER
want girl. and in response to the advertise
ment neatly dressed young woman came
TO his office accompanied by a personal ac-
QUaintance of the business man. who rec
commended her highly. She was sent to the
home. where her interview with the mis-
treSs of the house was satisfactory and she
was; engaged and was expected to appear
for work yesterday morning. She did not
come but instead letter was received
written on fire linen paper in beautiful
penmanship. and in which the lines slanted
from the upper right-hand corner of each
sheet The letter was addressed to both the
gentleman and his wife, and was as fol-
lows.
After reelection l deem it incompatible
with my nature TO accept the position of
housekeeper and all-work girl under such
extreme restrictions and limitations as
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-10-06
No Cure for Him.

From the New Orleans Tmes-Democrat.
I'm convinced that seasickness is large
ly a matter of imagination" said the cap
tain of a steamship in the Central Ameri-
can trade. "Strong-minded, determined
people are very rarely affected, but those
who believe in advance that they are going
to be i'll are never disappointed. Years ago,
before got my present berth, had a billet
on the Ocean Steamship Line going out of
Savannah. and our steward enjoyed a great
reputation for his wonderful cures Of sea-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-10-06

It pays to read the want columns CT The
Star. Hundreds of situations are filled
through them.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25
GET A BIG FAD" CONTRACT.

- a- LA
largest Advertising Contract Ever Placed
In Chicago. .
The N. K. Fairbank Company, whose
Advertising amounts to several hun
bred thousand dollars per annum,
has Just completed arrangements to do
all It's advertising through the Mahin
Advertising Company. This includes
all advertising In newspapers. high
class magazines, street cars, etc. John
Lee Mahin, the president Of the Mahin
Advertising Company, is widely known,
and the securing of the N. X. Fair
bank Company contract is a compli-
ment to his ability. J. II. Snitzler. the
secretary and treasurer has had a long
and honorable business career in this
city. Since opening their ONCE Dec.
2Sf last they have secured, aside from
the NIX. Fairbank Company contract,
forty-eight customers. whose business
will aggregate 100000 per annum.
They will move from their present
ROOMS TO the fifth door Of the New
York Lfe Building into greatly en-
large. 4qnartsrs;, to: accommodate their
rapidly increasing MISUNDERSTANDING
Times Herald. Feb. -. 1898.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25
h II Was About,

~ Ea
whats the trouble here" asked q
man who had been jammed into o
crowd In front of. a physicians Office
too late to see what had occurred.
"Oh, Just q little scrap" some one re,
piled. ~
"But what about?" queried the curl
ous man.
"Well, as near as I can gather" said
the other; ut was this way: A. young
man just raising a red mustache called
to consult a doctor who lives in there.
eyes,"
,"VNel, the young man had q terrible
bad case Of dyspepsia"
Eyes. I.see.' 90 ="
"Being a dyspeptlc, you know, he
was naturally touchy."
"Of' course"
"Well, after he had told the doctor
all about his troubles, and how he felt
after eating, and so on, he sat back
and pulled. at his red mustache-Sand
waited for the doctor to prescribe :
Exactly, I understand"
"And when the doctor, told him what
to do, the young man started to fight,
and that's all there ,is about it"
But, see here. called the curious
man, as the other started to- walk
away, sstf1e doctor must have said
something to Offend the young man
with the red, mustache, didn't hep
"Ch, yes, :of. course. But he didn't
mean 1t, YOU know. When he told the
young mansiwith the red mustaehe to
diet, he wasn't referring to the mus
tache.s YOU'RE welcome. Good-day."
New York World.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25
Had Tried 1t.

~Wouldn't it save time and expense
e you had o printer who could set up
your matter from your photographic
notes."
II tried that once. The printer said
he understood shorthand, and l gave
him my notes and went home: The
next morning I found that where l mad
used the word grip he had run in the
picture of a June bug. He said he
couldn't make anything else out of. it."
Chicago Tribune. ~
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25
Good cheer.

Nanette-Ah, but beauty is only skin
deep, after all. How do I know thai
tie man I viii marry will not become
cold when I begin to fade?
Gladys-Oh, don't worry about that.
The man who marries you will banish
beauty from the consideration ut the
start-Cleveland Leader.
I'll never wed a drinking man,
l care not for a thinking nan,
Nor one who seeks in polittd j to sway;
I'd rather wed a dromedary :
Than play q part that's secondary,
AS the wives. Of such men. always have
to play. e..
4 Cleveland Leader.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25

Il

List OF Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Hans H. Bergsland, Red Wing,
Mimi, windmill; Miles A. Churchill,
Valley City, N. D., spring plate for
horses feet; Oliver Crosby, st. Paul.
Mimi, crane derrick; Frank W. Pur'
cell, st. Paul, Mimi, voting machine;
Dante Raso, Livingston, Mont, fue
cleaner for boilers; David Sincock,
Clyde Park, Mont, butt adjuster.
Merwin, Lothrop & johnson, Patent At
torneya. go Pioneer Press Bldg. st. Paul.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25

MISS CARRIE MI. LAMB,
MRS. P1NKHAM-A year
irregular menstruation
and 1eucorrhea. My
appetite was variable,
stomach sour and bowels
were not regular, and
was subject to pains like
collie MISREPRESENTATION
I wrote you and began to
take Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and
used two packages Of
Sanative Wash. Youcan't
imagine my relief. My
courses are natural and
general h~ealthimproved."
MRS. MAMIE Adkins.
La Due, No., writes:
DEAR MRS. P1NKHAM-
! feel it my duty to tell
you of the good your
Vegetable Compound has
done my daughter. She
suffered untold agony at
time of menstruation be-
fore taking your medicine ;
but the Compound has
relieved the pain. given
stronger. and has improv'
Won for the benefit she
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25
That Whisker.

That Whisker.
"And you. really thought it was
paintedY". exclaimed Bluebeald, re-
.Wihy, yes.ssy ffaltsfed Rasfsa,,slpsstuch
confusion. 'l i q ! ! senuinpe,' v ,'alna'siCssygk
Is 1t notiT,.% ) as NH ., H.Y
This fable teaches us that 1 II one
thing and real NE largely :anlotheff:-.
journal. VA go
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25
Correct.

-. Correct. .s:
"Now, children" said the Sunday
school teacher, t.:can you tell me Of q
greater power than a kingy"
Eyes, ma'am" cried a little boy, ca
gerly.
benignly. ,As,s%
"An ace, ma'am," was the unexpect.
ed reply-Tt-Bita =
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25

"A writer says sleep is conducive to-
beauty. Perhaps it Is; but we have
seen some father homely policemen,
neverthela(
Railroad Across the English Channel
The English parliament is consider
ing the plan Of connecting that country
with France, by railway. Engineers
say a roadbed a be laid on the bot
torn OF the English channel. This
seesnsssbeyond belief, but it is perhaps
no more remarkable than the cures &C.
complished by Hostetters Stomach
Bitters in cases Of dyspepsia, in1iges-
ton and constipation.
Some men are willing to pay cash for
everything except their debts. &
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25

Experience teaches people a lot of
things they would rather not know.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25

70 CURE a COLD m ONE DAY :
Take Laxative Bromo Quinire Tablets. An
druggists refund the money It 1t fails to cure.
No. The genuine has L @. on each tablet,
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25

It's probably the loudnees Of his ap-
sparel that makes the bowling swell.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25

Piso's Cure for. Consumption has. been
. God-send t. me.-Wm.saB. Mcclellan.
Chester, Florida, Sept. II, 1895.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25

A sharp pencil is sure to make its
mark in the world. a4,...-...
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25

Sometimes marriage Is a failure, and
Iometimes Il d only 9 run On the bank.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25

,tMinnae-I wonder IL she takes some
thing for that smooth complexion?
Mamie-No; I think she gave some
thing for Indianapolis Journal.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1899-03-25

- Mrs. wlns7ow'se oothln9 syrup.
For children teething, softenB the gums, reduces IN
6emmAtion, sllays pain. cures wind collie. $50 aboetl.