Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-09-09

| their eyes flashing fire, and all OF them
| fell on him, tearing him to pieces. and 1t
| was trying to see who would get most OF
| him. So when Murroghoo-beg went to the
| old church in the morning to see what had
| become of Murroghoo more he got nothing
| only a rickle of bare bones. Murroghoo-
| beg buried these and went home and lived
| happy ever after.
| Pa Tackles Those French Names.
| From the Chicago Times-H Herald.
| Now" says paw, wipn' His whiskers
| and Folden up His napkin after we was
| thru eaten this mornin, "if you'll keep
| quiet I'll read about This Dryfuss trile. to
| you Before I start Down town.
| Little Albert nocked hole Thru the
| screen in nav and paws window last mite.
| so they was some muskeatas got in and
| paw seen the Sun rise without nobuddy
Havin to wake and call him early mother
Dear. That was the Reason he Diden't
Haft to try & Brake the Eaten Record 50
| not to be late at the store. .-
| So we all Got Bizzy Lissenen, and paw
| Drawed a Long breth and Begin.
| ''Rennus. the twent-'
| Hold on" nav says, pulin out peace
| of paper with a Lot of printer on 1t,
| whats the name of that placer
| "Rennus." paw says. 1.-The place WHARF
| they are Havin the trile. Why don't you
| read and remember little sometimes?
| ooh" nav says, Il thot the name OF
| that place was pronounced Rem
Paw only looked with content and start
| ed agin
kernel Jowst called NJ. Doochesney to
| the"
oh paw" nav says, that name is pro-
| nounced Dooshane."
| Say" paw hollered. I'D like to no what
| Lisens you got callen me Down on French?
| i studded this Langwidge three weeks
| wunst Befor I ever knowd you. Now try
| to mock out all your previous Rockers by
y, .hat
| of a mint WHARF was l emmy how? ker-
neel JowSt-'
His name is Zhuost." nav sed kind of
| low lookn at her paper.
But paw Diden't hear her and kept
"Contnuin, NJ. Laborey asst General Mer-
ser who Handed him the Secret Docku-
ments. General Merser said: 4 Declare
Maytree Laborey is discussin--
Il s'pose." nav says, interruptin the sir
cut agin. you are now readin about Cen
eral Merseeya.'
NO. | amt readin about General Mer-
seeya." paw says. awful sarcastick. I'm
rcedin about General Merser. Me-r-c--e-r.
That ust to spell Merser when l was
Learner what the alfabet was made for.
Ry ,,oI it makes hot to Have people
What Don't nothin Set Back and try
to Call me Down about Things WHARF I'm
rite a Home. | Been reedin this trile from
the furst. and | Bet you Don't Even no
what thay're tryin Him for rite now. If
thay ever Was a Lot of Blackiaigs got to-
sether to Harm a innosunt man it's that
thare Billut and Sassignack and Cavig-
max and Boysdeffer and Channywine and
Broojerry. Thay OF
"Brooierry?" NAV says. How do you
spell his name?"
else would ennybuddy spell it in French?
If it was English it mite be different But
bein French of corse-'
Yes l no." NAV says. that's the way
! it's spelled all rite, only Professor Bimble
frum the Colidge purnounses it 'Bree-
| zair.' "
Paw looked like if he was goin to throw
the paper Down but He dident and Begin
| to read some more and NAV let him go it
quite a while, and purity soon he got up
aginst it agin.
who's this Pickkwart you jist men,
| tiOned?" NAV asst.
That shows you don't no nothin about
the case paw says. cor you woulden't asst
| no SIGH fool question. He's the Teller
| that's Bin fer Dreyfuss rite along. Thay
| put him in Jail fer it wunst."
| ''Oh, you mean Lootenent Kernel Pekhar,
who put Doc Pattee de klanz under sus-
| pishun do you?" nav says.
| Paw looked over the top Of His specks at
Her and says:
Il spose that's what your professor calls
| them names, ain t 1T!
Yes" nav says.
We'll the sooner you git over the Habbut
| of thinkin the Collidge professors knows
| everything the Better it's agoin to Be fer
this family, .paw says. You probly mis-
| you to git these french names rite at the
start. 1t takes pracktus l coulden't do
much bettern you when furst Begin lurn-
| in the LangWdge"
Then He got anuther start and was goin
along Like a Horseless Carridge on the
Rolevard with no Teens in Site when nav
Suddenly Hollered out:
Say, paw, how IS it that all them French
nuns front names Begins with NJ
"Oh that's the fashun over thare." paw
says. "Thare names is all Mike. Mikes
| Family name all france. Nearly
CRY iS mix mar mel a
few of them mite be moses except Dry
| fuses lawyers. THAR frunt names is Both
maitrey. But Mikes the plentest You
| thay Had a crate man over thare wunst
named Mike. so they called all the Babies
after him like we call them after Dewey
oh. NAV says Then l s'pose thay
must of Had some CRATE woman over thare
| by the name of mamie, too?'
That was anuther Strange thing. Every
woman in the case was Nine which stands
for Mamie, except two or three. THAR
| furst name Mile
No" paw says "it only jlst happened
| that way. "Thay amt never emmy CRATE
wimmen that people names Babies after"
| So by that Time paw Had to go and He
lade Down the paper and got a Hold
| Of 1t. and was lookin at the names and
all of a Sudden she says:
Paw"
"What?" paw asst.
Amt you never found out since you
| Termed french that MIME stands fer mad
| anne and Don't spell mame?'
| Paw purtended He coulden't find his UNI
brella and NAV says:
| Nor m double | e Don't spell Mile paw
| Say, paw, who was this mike you spoke
| about?'
Then thay was Cold CLASSY Glitter Com
| into paws eyes and he says:
| IF you want to Discuss all the Detales
| of Them Dissreputable people before your
| Children go ahed and Do it, But l amt
| agoin to stay around to Hear the Shame
| full Story
So He left fer down town like people gifts
| away frum the Sal vashen army when
| They start to pass the Hat GEORGE.
| She Tried to Please.