The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-05

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WHEN hope takes the place Of despair, it's like
being relieved from wreck after pinioned for hours.
If Gov. ROOSEVELT don't quit his Irritation with
Miss Hanna Trust his presidential bee will get FROST
bitten.
THERE has been general advance all along the
line in milk. We hope this rise won't cause cor
responding ductuation in the milk of human kind
WHEN we read of the angel Of mercy lowering
near someone, we can't help but imagi that she
must be legless by the infrequency in which she
lights
acted the part Of green farmer perfectly that
he actually bought a gold brick before he realized
his mistake.
In THE land parade in New York, the applause
for Schley almost equaled that accorded Dewey.
Sampson it seems, didn't receive cheering enough
to puncture a peanut bag.
A MAN in Cincinnati has just been arrested who
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demned Dreyfus He may not be one Of them, but
he is as buggy they
An EDITOR in Georgia is almost crazy over the
loss of pair of seven dollar Shoes It seems to us
that editors shoes the easiest thing top Of
the subsoil for bloodhound to follow
CUBANs are making short work of the Spanish
guerras who harassed them during the They
using them as ballast on the trees they will
be safe against cyclones la South style.
PRESIDENT ANDRADE Of the Venezuelan republic,
has taken hasty and secret departure. If he is
burning the wind northward, he might be forgiven
if he thaws out Andree the intrepid baloonist
SINCE diamonds have gone up fifty per cent
we have left ours in the care Of a safety deposit
vault. We would advise all newspaper men to do
this the increase in value makes them dangerous
things to carry around
ALMOST every other man in politics has the trust
solution solved. We have an idea or two on this
important subject but considering that they haven't
threatened to out, we shall let them remain in
the incubator for the present.
ALBERT GARvIN, who was warden of this inst.
tuition few years ago and now warden of the Con-
nectcut penitentiary, was elected president of the
Wardens Association at their annual meeting, which
held last week at Hartford, Conn.
SPAIN is thinking very seriously whether il
would be advisable to build any more torpedo boats
We don't think it would in fact they could be much
better employed in building up Spanish honor. II
has sunken almost deeply as her torpedo boats.
GENUINE patence-the real ARTICLES mighty
rare. Lots Of people fatter themselves that they
have it, when really they have got nothing better
than shoddy imitation. If your patience has
nice piano polish look about it, it is good il
hain't ripe yet. When patience is ripe, it has al
kinds of bruises and scares to testify to the