The times., 1899-12-31

behind and the comedian firmly
decided that a+tsr his COM
pauion had been slowed away, he
would 0bliEe her J0-u-utgr with thrash
inz Evidently the -aru-nrur Was in IKE
hEmOr. for he keF wIt'trIug under MS
breath ANA held his .-la 30 @ fierce grasp.
Mr De Angels rell-ui.re1 thar hls posi-
tiou must ha eithls char ~ hero or or
martgr and walL.I ahead When thsir
destination was u, Hei ar had decided
uu-n giving the EtH.E singer q lecture she
would never tu-- Ir- primal words
were on his lirs Han she stopped sho
and released Ll=
Thank you s.- rar 'sf-3ura- Mr. De
Angels" she sala I- was yeTy nice Of
y0u 10 ae10mpsH- sE.- Hu-r1a -udCu
was needless. Sly aa=lsaL would nave
seen me home"
Hr. De AnesI. Observed tie naHing
yCth and bridl.5 I= hat your hus-
band" be quer5e5 Why ildu'5 yCu say
s0-"
well~ was ta- rsal1. sou dida't ask
me
"Ass you!'' hra3a-.d tlo entertainer
WHY I though .Ea- the Geyil was he
doing dancing afrs- d hundred teaf back
OF yCu2
The chorus a-f feE family. on. 20
See 81 my skirt 8En- straight
and then lc>4 - a-- went into the
house
Despite the n .s-.-e 1ae--ioaad in this
enscd..e. Il Is NOT al unusual thing for
stage farorites -a. ls aac6sged on the
street Anita H,rd-le Who is 10 be seen
Iomcrrcr al $40 Grald, had an amusing
experience in th lfHe when she was here
an evening h-a finished and tired
end hungry. sEa Walking hCtolwaTd
when she obseIr g.. loudly dressed indi-
VidUal who slides-is vaS tgsiu= his best
fC catch her Miss 4ela is ue.yy lit
Tle woman and sI- .7= El- frightened. Sn=
did increase her a-.e la.l, bJt in vain,
FOR within few G-.s the Tursuer came
Up TO her side.
Miss Hsndrie paid an attention TO the i'm
Pertinent WashinE:oI "a. This fact ap-
peared 10 encouraga rather than TO dis
courage him. however. and there was no
doubt in his voice when le remarked :
.'Ah-pardon me. DidE't We meet once on
The Furst Bismarck
The reply was not made in chilly tones.
i was so hot IN fast, -lsr % would have
gi-eu anyone 10 uuG,---aUl thar no ac-
uuaintance was desired Miss Hendrie was
sure that il mus, rville- this boy. MOI"
she exclaimed, s--eHla-l-y- I've never
teen abroad"
The acc0ster only smiled. Well he
repIild. there's TO ned to er ashamed Of
that Neither have
And he. ro5. ai--r lareh
Speaking Of SEE v1gsE,-. ly the way.
recalls TO mind a rss- fuuny story related
feE months ago nv Richard Golden. who
S 20 be here this Wees with the hirke La
Shelle opera The Princess Chic Mr
Golden is one OF TIE elevg-est nf racon-
teurs and hall OF this aHcc5o1c ras in the
manner Of the telling ll- t Is Suliciently
good TO be repeated even iu print The
comedian, who VoUcles fG- ir5 truth, says
that he has a German tailor who has done
his work 5cr years and Eirh WFom he is
on friendly terms. This fellow Julius
Calm by name devoted las- summer TO a
trip abroad and Mr.. Golden U8- h0rrified
shortly before his return. - learn that the
irsdesmau had been involved in IN ocean
disaster that had cost the liie az his wife.
When Calm reached town, sLr. Golden
hastened 10 him with coincidence. I'm
very sorry 10 have heard bad news con-
Ce-uiHg you quot lr
The knight Of the shears looked up sad
j.. -Ja" he said. agnes is- gesangen-
so L read replied the entertainer. Il
feel for you"
She vas a gut vomens, quOth the be
reaved man. with the air Of one whose
wounds have been healed BY time. She vas
q gut voulans-but her lie gas insured ldr
$4,000"
well" returned Mr. Golden, catching
has cue from The face before him, i con-
graduate you on that"
Vein. said Calm, his mouth dropping
again de papers vas on der schiie.
How unfortunate" chimed Mr.. Golden.
The tailor smiled. However" he re-
marked, I dink de company can be made
70 pay"
Good
.-Arber das VIII mean lawyer wees once
more Calm was cTest-fallen.
Dreadful" agreed the sympathetic star.
His vis-a-vis thought deeply for mo-
menL Then he almost laughed. ''Veil,
he said. "mein bruder list an attorneys"
Lucky"
Stll he VII want money"
That's TOO bad"
But ii VII all be in der family"
True.
Dough Jacob is such fur Elm lump dat
IL probably won't stay 5e-e long.
See here" exclaimed 3Ir. Golden, pro-
Voked a. last I'm sorry f you're
wretched and I'm glad Z you're happy but
before i express another damned opinion
want 10 know which you are Does the
sudden taking on Of your wife bear Oh
you he3vily2''
sim" repeated Calm. she vas q gu
vomans. / shall miss her
All said Mr.. Golden extending hi.
hand TT Is unf0rtun III ] c0adole VIII
you"
The taller took the extended l.giis in
warm grasp. Then BE- paused. Finally, b.
leaned over and Whispered cheertully int
the ear oT his friend. r'Eai he continu
ed solemnly. she was dying anyway.
she q waited anOder month ae premiums OF
dot insurance would haf been dIe,'