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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-04-21
Eof in Good Form

A couple OF stylishIy-dres young
women NET on Market street yester-
day, shook hands, kissed, inquired after
each others health and proceeded to
gossip Suddenly one paused, and,
staring at the other IN surprise, asked
What IN the world makes you lock
50 thin?%
Thin? Why. I weigh more than J
ever did"
But you look as slim as q rail"
The slender girl reelected a moment,
then bIushed furiously-
s4Ob. let ne get on the street must
be a fright, she exclaimed Il left Dg
hips at home on g chafr.':-SanF rElc1s-
co Post
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-04-21
school Report.

School report district No. . for the
term beginning January 81, and ending
April IA Number of pupils enrolled,
81: days taught, so; number tardy, 9;
average daily attendance, u; name Of
those neither absent nor tardy, Fred
Fender: names of those not tardy, Cor
inne Douglas, Clyde Douglas, Luther
Douglas, Fred Douglas, Homer Doug
las, Earl Douglas, Ivy Douglas, Millie
Thompson, Frank HUbka, Charlie
Hubka, Ed Hubza, LESSEE Boyd, Maud
Seeley, Anna Perkins.
Miss VIDA BRYAN, Teacher
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-04-21

It was at Asbury Park, and Johnnie
Washer had ardently declared his love
to Nellie Chaffee.
lam wholly yours, Mr.. Washer, - the
happy girl replied; "but would You
kindly leave your card before you GOT
Not as 4 guarantee of good faith, /" she
explained. 'but I am curious TO know
your full name -Tammanv Times.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-04-21
FORTIFIED GRAVEYARD.
a Battery OF Cannon Guards n Gem
etery in the Town OF YOuEhaI,
Ireland

The little town OF YOUghal, situated
on the estuary OF the Blackwaterriyer,
in the south Of Ireland, Is not now of
much Importance nOrparticularly well
known out Of Munster, but long ago
it played its part In the rebeliOus Of
the GeralCines, and also in the days
of Cromwell's Irish expedition 1t Is
noteworthy on account of the house
known as Myrtle Grove, in which Sir
Walter Raleigh resided, and which Is
said to have been the scene Of the
story that his new serving man was
so frightened at seeing him smoking
tobacco custom he had learned in
America-that he threw a bucket Of
water over him, thinking his master
was on fire. Here, too, 1t is said the
explorer first planted the potato
Hard by Myrtle Grove is the old par
ish church which contains several OBJ
iects of antiquarian interest. but the
extraordinary addition Of battery
Of guns renders its churchyard unique
The quiet, tree-shaded burying place
is bordered on two sides by the re-
mains Of the old Notifications Of the
town, and on these at one part a tower
has been erected, and an UNCOVERED
wall which adioins II serves as rest
ing place for five old culverins, which
point toward the church. Their pres
ence IS explained by the Inscription on
a slab set into the wall behind them,
which runs as follows:
This Tower was erected,
And these guns were placed here,
By the Rev ". p Drew
They defended the Town
In ancient time-just hear
What the old fellows say,
When Frenchmeu landed at MOntaray,
One Of US made them sCamper away
(See Annals-)
The ANNALS" however, do not seem
altogether to bear this story out, but
It would appear that the guns were
originally the property OF Lord Castle
haven. who bcsieged YOughal in 1913
and placed them In battery against the
town on ZIoutaray Point. which Is at
the mouth Of the harbOr, on the OPpO-
site side Of the river to that on which
it is built-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-04-21
PERSONAL NOTES.


Hess hardware.
DR.. FarrOw Is having his residence
painted a pea-green.
J. D. Hilderbrand Of Fort Collins,
Col, was here this week
Mrs. H. G. Pearson has gone for a
months visit In Illinois.
A. VIM and c. 7. Rule we're over
from KanOradO Tuesday
Tom Ebright Of Norton was in Good
land several days this week.
Miss Jennie Pratt left Wednesday
evening for q visit in the east.
G. G. Smith of HaverIOck, Neb., was
a visitor in GOOdland this week.
Rev. J. T. Shaekelford OF Brewster
was a visitor in GOOdland Tuesday
Wayne Mum. a baseball enthusiast
Of Colby, was in GOOdland yesterday
Mrs. o. G. Dawson and Mrs. Frank
Dawson left yesterday for visit at
Wichita.
Charley Willis, the candy manufae-
turer, has decided to locate at Phil
hpsburg.
Ike W. CrumIy of Colby, county
clerk Of Thomas county, was in the
city Tuesday
Mrs. John Garden of Voltaire town
ship is visiting her parents at Menlo,
Thomas county
Frank Wright of KanOradO, pioneer
settler Of State Line township, was IN
GOOdland Monday.
George L. Montgomery, who is the
western Kansas agent for the Plano
Harvester company, spent Sunday IN
GOOdland.
fortably settled in their new home on
the north side. An addition has been
added to the house
William Henry has returned from
Colorado Springs. where he has been
for the past year BE has gone to work
in the Penn meat market.
Miss Tadge Alden of Grant City,
No, arrived In the city Wednesday
and will spend several months with
her sister, Mrs. A D. Stewart.
Miss Sue Boyle of Smith Centre visi-
ted in Goodland Saturday and Sunday
with her brother, J. D. Boyle, cashier
at the Rock Island freight depot
Ira Wilson. who was badly burned
in q prairie fire north Of GOOdland on
April 10. Is slowly recovering. He will
carry some horrible scars through life.
L. S. Levitt Of Colby was in the city
Friday He is in the lumber business
at that place, and was here figuring on
bill Of lumber for prospective build
ers.
Billy Artman, for three years mem
Der Of company T, Seventh regular in
fanlry, has been discharged and is at
his home near Shermanville. He was
in the famous battle Of San Juan hill.
Cuba
Mrs. Robert Lemon viii leave this
evening for Wichita, where she goes as
a delegate to the grand lodge, Order OF
Eastern Star, representing the Good
land organization. She viii alss visit
friends at Hutchinson
Id. Thornton Of PhiIlipsburR was in
the city last week. He desired to put
in q new system Of bookkeeping for the
county officers, 50 that each officer
might tell at the end Of each days
business, just how he stood with the
county
Undertaker A. A Bower OF this CITY
was called TO BoTinR, Col, Tuesday, q
prepare the remains Of r ". Graham
for burial The deceased kept a store
at that place and was also engaged il
the cattle industry. he was n years
Of aGs, and his death was caused by old
age, supsrinduced by Bright's disease
The remains we're taken 70 Market
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-04-21

Gavin-Heuol Back from the 49,
shore 50 soOn2
Balley-Y@, I want 70 CT 3 little rest
befors returning 20 Fork~-Up-tO-Da2a-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-04-21

bought he recognized the
come caller. When asked
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1899-04-21

time, all sleek and fat. We were in
formed by several farmers that most of
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13
CAN TIE QUEEN ABDICATE?
Xictoria's Retirement Would Have
Bad Effect VI Many of Her
Distant Subjects.

There are not only pecUmary and
constitutional difficulties in the way Of
abdication. says Harper's Magazine.
The queen. however. is not only queen
of Great Britain and Ireland. she is
also empress of India, reigning sover-
sign over more Moslems than the grand
Turk and more Afric2ns and Asiatics
than any other civilized monarch. Alb
dication would be misunderstood bH
most. misrepresented by some and re
sented by all Of them. Death they
know, a living ruler they understand.
What is abdicatiOn to the border tribes
of the Hindoo Koosh. to the lake-dwelI-
ers of Nyassaland, Uganda or rhe
fierce tribesmen of the Soudan? From
an imperial standpoint a scepter
dropped from the hand of the great
white queen can be borne aIoft in her
lifetime by no successor,
In many parts of the world the
British raj is pcrsonifed in the little
lady who, 60 years ago, said to those
who told her that she was a queen: Il
will be good" In some parts of India
she is actually worshiped as a goddess.
In her lifetime the native races of the
empire will either look to the queen
as their ruler or they Will assume that
something has happened that saps and
neutralizes British power. These i'm
perial considerations as to The effect
on Asiatics and Africans were also in
the minds of the ministers when they
unanimously refused to advise the
queen to rest from the crushing bur
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13
THp SMART REPORTER.
He Was Willing to Give Information
About Ducks Free of
Charge.

1t was two O'Clock in the morning.
All Of the reporters but one had gone
home, says the Detroit Free Press. The
night editor sat at his desk reading
aver the copy of the last remaining re-
porter. There hadn't been a word
spoken for a half-hour. The rumbIing
of the distant presses and the clicking
Of the typewriter were the only sounds
that broke The silence Of the night
The telephone bell gave loud. long
peal.
Hello" cried the night editor, as he
jammed the potatomaSher to his left
ear.
Say" said the telephone. we are
having a little discussion down here in
Hogan's place aud we want to know
which can fly the faster. a canvasback
duck or a redheaded woodpecker.
Say, Bill yelled the night editor to
the solitary reporter, which can fly
the faster, canvas back duck or a red
headed woodpecker ?"
Duck" iaconically answered ne ..e-
porter.
The night editor turned TO the tele-
phone and told ii that he duck was
much the swifter aerial navigator of
the two.
How much faster?" asked the tele-
phone.
How much faster, Bill?''
Eight miles an hour in warm wealth
er and ten miles if it's cold"
Eight miles an hour" repeated the
night editor.
why is it?" asked the telephone.
why is it, Bill?"
because he spreads his canvas. The
woodpecker hasn't any,"
! Ting-a-ling-a-ling.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

Seems as if consumption always
picks out the brightest ana best. Ful-
ly one sixth of ali the deaths that oc-
cur IN the W. rid are used by con
sumption. Many things were once con.
sidered iml os-ible. 1t would ne
strange Ii Ii edical science did n t
make son progress. The telegraph
and telephone, the phoncgraph, the
electric hght-all were once impos-
sible, and once it was impossible to
cure consumption. That was before
the time of DIR. Pierce,s Golden Med
ical Discovery. Taken .cordiug to
directions. this standard remedy will
cure 90 per cent, of all cases of con
sumption. Consumption is caused and
fosrered by lmpurity in the blood. 1t
is cured by purity and richness in the
blood surely, certainly cured by the
Medical Discovery" 1t builds up
solid healthful fesh and vigorous
strength.
DR. Pierce's Common Sense Medical
Adviser, zoos page medical work,
profuseIy illustrated, will be sent free
on receipt of 81 one cent stamps to GOV.
er postage only. Address. Worlds Dis
pensary Medical Association, Buffalo,
n Y
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13
MODEL PRISONERS.
That Is What the Keeper of Sing
Sing Prison Says of MUIR
derers.

What is the most dangerous class of
criminals you have TO deal with?" /
asl ed Head Keeper Connaughton at
Sig Sing prison recently. If there is
anything Mr.. COnnaughtoa has become
IL roughly master Of during his long
term OF service at the state prison it is
thu study Of the characteristics of the
vat.gus classes Of criminals who have
been paced in his charge. In fact. Mr..
Ccanaua hton's friends assert thar as a
cg'Dinoiugist tie head keeper "a Sing
SiH2 can give cards and spades to any
expert. says a New York exchange
AS a,rHIe." answered the heal keep
er, people are under the impression
this murderers are the most dangerous
b ..ders' W have, but the rule is di.
rectly the contrary. Almost without
exception the murderers are the model
prisoners of any Jail The average
murderer previous TO having commit
ted his awful crime has seldom, if ever.
been II trouble or in Jail The number
OF murderers who have been crooks
is comparatively small. You'll find it
the case that most murderers. even
Wilde waiting trial, are on their good
behavior, hoping that by acting SO
they may draw sympathy to their de-
teHse."
Nr. tonnaughton said that The pris-
oners who require constant and close
watching are the burglars, highway
men and confidence men.
As matter of fact" added the head
keeper. those three classes are the
cnly really dangerous prisoners in
prison"
MIR. Connaughton said that 500 mur-
derers were easier to look after than
loo e-hardened crooks"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13
THE STRAIGHT-HAIRED GIRL.
Bit of Advice to the Young Man
Who Is said to he Inclined
Toward Matrimony.

Some one of the oracles whose mis-
sion is to advise young women how TO
select a husband. and to warn young
men against feminine wiles. has re-
Gently set up new guide post for mas
culine wayfarers on the road to matri-
mony, says the New York sun.
Marry a girl with straight hair ~
says the oracle. The chances are that
her ways are as straight as her locks
while the heart of the curly headed girl
is as full of twists and quirks as her
nair."
The theory is eXpounded at some
length. II all men will but be guided
by this sibylline voice. the day Of the
straightforward girl is close at hand.
She needs compensation. For years
she has fought an unequal fight against
her sister OF the curly locks. and her
temper has been worn threadbare. all
on account of her hair. What chance
has a straightrhaircd girl on Il windy
day. Her hair is Struggling in frantic
wisps over her collar and her ears. She
looks untidy. disreputab'e; and all the
time the curlyhaired girl is becoming
more and more bewitching. Her stray
locks crisp and curl and tlutter fluffy
round her face, and she smiles in serene
consciousness that the wind is quite
powerless against her. When rainy
DAYS come the straight-haired girl
sighs dOlcfully, and looks limp and de-
jected. in spite OF swell clothes Hot
days have the same depressing effect
upon her hair and spirits. Sea bathing
has no charms for her. Even golf can't
lie to her what il is to the champion
with curly hair. But, if straight hair
is to be a certificate Of eligibility for
matrimony, there Will me balm for all
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

j. Sheer. Sedalia. Mo-, conductor on
electric street car line. writes that his
little daughter was very low with
Group, and her life saved after all
physicians had failed, only by using
One Minute Cough Cure. Henry
Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

As the season of the year when
pneumonia, la grippe, sore throat,
coughs, colds, catarrh, bronchitis and
lung troubles are to be guarded
against, nothing ''is fine substitute. :"
will answer the purpose" or is lust
as good as One Minute Cough Cure.
| That is the one infallible remedy for
all lung, throat or bronchial troubles.
Insist vigorously upon having it if
something else" is offered you. Hen
ry Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

For frost bites, burns. indolent sores
eczema, skin disease, and especially
Piles, DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve
stands first and best Look out for
dishonest people vino try to initiate
and counterfeit it It's their endorse
ment of good article. Worthless
goods are not initiated. Get DeWitt's
Witch Hazel Salve. Henry Hinrichs
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

Not one child dies where ten form
erly died from Group. People have
learned the value of One Minute
Cough Cure and use it for severe
lung and throat troubles. 1t imme
dIately stops coughing. 1t never fails.
Henry Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

If you have cough, throat irrlta
ton, weak lungs, pain in the chest
dlihcult breathing, Group or hoarse
ness, let us suggest One Minute Cough
Cure: Always reliable and safe. Hen
ry Hinrlchs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

English Spawn Llnlment removes
All Hard, Soft or Calloused Lumps
and Blemishes from horses, Blood
Spavins, Curbs, Splints, Sweeney
Klng Bone. Stiles, Sprains, all Swo.
len Tf"oats, Coughs, etc. Save $50
by the use of oDe bottle. Warranted
the most wonderful BlemisL Cure
ever known. Sold by &c. Buerstatte
Druggist, Manitowoc. Wis
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13
TO HORSE OWNERS.

For putting a hvIse in fine healthy con.
dition try DR.. Cady's Condition Powders
They tone up the system, aid digestion, cure
loss of appetite, relieve constipation, correct
kidney disorders and destroy worms, giving
new life to an old or over-worked horse. %
cents per package. For sale by druggists.
Henry Hinrichs. druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

For quick reme dy and one that IS
perfectly safe for children let us re
commend One Minute Cough Cure.
1t is excellent for Group, hoarseness.
tickling in the throat and coughs.
Henry Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

Chamberlain's Eye and Skin Ointmen
is unequalled for Eczema, letter, Salt
Rheum, Scald Head, Sore Nipples, Chapped
Hands, Itching Piles, Burns, Frcst Bites
Chronic Sore Eyes and Granuiated Eye Lids
For sale by druggists at 25 cents per box.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

Before the discovery of One Minute
Cough Cure, ministers were greatly
disturbed by coughing congregations.
No 1t excuse for 1t now. Henry Hin
richs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

Over 500 cars of sand "a day are nov
beng taken from Indiana dunes for tn,
use OF the roads that are elevating theil
tracks in Chicago.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

Professor NJ. NJ Curtis of Adelbert col
lege has given thatinstitution his privat,
collection Of oriental curios valued a
thousands of dollars.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

Lunatlcs are smaller than sane peorle
and are seldom fat. On the other hand
centenarians are also generally small
boned and lean
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

The city hall and opera house at Co
lumbia.'S =. c., We're totally DESTROYED by
hre. Loss, about $40, 600; insurance. S3jj,
300
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

The blood completes its circuit throus h
the body in % seconds. and in three min
utes every drop passes through the hea. t
and lungs and is vitalized
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

1t Is calculated that the yearly produc-
OF paper in the world is 3. 200. 600. 600
weight, and this emanates from 1891
mills
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13
&>HUMPHREYS'
W. 'HIMAL SPECIFICS.

~ FEN ERS. Lung Fever. MILK Fever.
~. rs. ~PRtIN~. LamcEess Rheumatism.
G. a.. It-ixouTtt' Gistcmpcr.
CURES
D.D. WORMS, Dots. Grubs.
CURES
T. COUGHS. Colds. influenza.
CERE2-
~. collie, BelIyachc, DiarrhcR,
& "a. Prevents MISCARRIAGE.
IN. KIDNEY 4 BLADDER DISORDERS
II }MaNGE. skin Diseases.
IN. BAD CONDITION staring Coat.
sc each: stable Case Ten Specifics, Book, &c. 81
Al DRUGGISTS ur sent prepaid on receipt Of price.
Hunphrevs' Medicine Co, Cor. William & John
ST. New York. VETERINARY MANUAL SENT EREE
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

A book Is never quite satisfactory to a
woman unless It's conclusion leaves the
heroine in the heros arms.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

PASSENGER TRAINS,
Ggr1.g kEs-f

lASSE NtT1E ILEAlNS,
GUug Ncat.
Lslye Naultnwoe -.....-...l ls19 q. M l... p r.
Mela-la ..--..-.. ....-- ..r.} -" =,
NeeuHh ......... -..--hN '1N
A rive Ashland !. ..........}.45p 9. m. ,:29 a. m
81 Paul ....-.. ......t - o.t2
500 4. N. train ont u ,'anItowoc makes con N
nection q Neopah 4 snd oteT ~ nois sontb
tPnsgfyin., MaulfoTec people a chance t" % 10
0.Lku.h and Foad in Lac the same day ?,
N trRiu !. so msstes connection at Neehai al o'i"
y, m. Tor sout''
Iaava Vi lne&g0ils. -...4 20 a. m. 'i'3 .. III
:. Paul ...- .... ......--~.l1 $40 "
Ashland -..-... N:iu ~
Neenah .......... :l5p, m s:u5 a. m.
Manasha -........... 5:33 t.l3 =
Arrive MaUltowoc ...---.... 5.l5 = sa0
7:0la M. train ont Of Neenah gets com ecton
from North and South at 7.rn 4, VI 5:l' y, m.
train gets connection from South al $50 y. m.
". II VANDEGRIFF Agt.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

Distressing Kidney aud Bladder uIs
eases relieved in six hours by the "NeY
Great South American Kidney Cure.
This new remdy Is great surprise on
account of its exceeding pUomptness III
relieving pam in the bladder, kidney :,
back and every part Of the urinary pas
sages IL male or female. It relieves re-
tention of water and psin In passing II
almost Immediately. If y0u want quick
relief ami cnre tins Is your only remedy,
Sold =" z. c. Buerstatte. Druggist, Mani
towC2. Wis
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

In France there are l, 130 241 foreigners
While III foreign countries there are but
511, 900 Frenchmen.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

The president has pardoned Oscar Daw-
son, sentenced 70 FIVE years imprisonment
Tor robbing tht postoffice at Salem. w. Va.
The prisoner i,-.--'----' ---4-- 49,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

Thinking doesn't amount to much. as a
rule until it gets down into your hands.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13
NERVOUS DEBILITY.
VITAL WEAKNESS

and Prostitution from Over
work or other causes.
Humphreys Homeopathic SPECIFIC
No. 2S, IN use over 40 years, the only
successful remedy.
81 per vial or vals and large wal powder, for S.
soI IS Druggists post paid on receipt q price
uUaPHREYs' aED CO., Cor. William John SIS, New York
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13
NEW TRAINS MD FAST TIVE.

IHIIAIO 4 \. ". ~.
Leave. South Bouud Arrive.
E2uitDWoc Il .5ga. m. Milwaukee t7:lg q II.
hanlfowoc rsIUa. m. milwaukee fIo:5O a NJ.
Manitoaoc fI.07 :. rs. Milwaukee, t3:5u + ii .
MAnitoWoc r u =. N. f3iil~aukee IS 10 % n.
Leave. North Bound Arrive.
hanitOw0cF :2U q. m. Amigo 1880 D. II
manit woo ts.GH y. m. Ashland t7:t5 a. m
ManitOwoc g.5l 3. IN. I AppIotOnJ l:u8a III
hRnltOwGc 6:lU a. In.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1899-04-13

Pat-Wad We give me chaw er terbac-
ca. Mike?
Mike-Oi would.
Pat lafUer pause)-Then, why don't
yer
Mike-Because Oh haven't any. Oh
would if Oh could.