Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1899-10-05
mr.. DOOLEY ON THE
SIEGE or JULES GUERiN

While tn thGllin' scenes I'm tellin'
We about is goin' on, Hinnissy, worse
is bein' enacted in beautiful Paris. In
that lovely city, with its miles an
miles iv sparklin' RESTRAINTS la belly
Paree, as Hogand say-th' largest
American city in TIL wurruld, a riv'-
lution's begun. If We don't believe it
Tread tn p3-apeTs. They've arrested
pote. That was all fright, FIR FIR
rance is sufferin' fir m too much pcthry
thatn scan, as Hogan says, an too
much morality that won't They ought
to be rule FIR tn polls to pinch amy
pete caught poting between tn hours
iv II an II. But tn mistake tn chief
iv tn polls made was to r-run in a
butcher at tn same time. What tn
butcher'd done dinnaw, but anyhow.
they accused him iv wantin' to po,e-ax
tn SSver-mint an they thru1 him into
a cell. Now, tn butcher he had
friend be tn name iv Guerin-an Irish
name it is, but this la-ad don't appear
to be wan iv us-Jools Guerin. He was
wanst in tn thripe business, but he is
now r-Tunntn' newspaper like most
iv tn people iv Fr-rance. AS a thripe
butcher his circulation was larger an
among a betther class than his news
iv gratichood an 'havin' been wanst
fed an clothed be a Jew man, he calls
bis pa-aper tn Anti-Jew, an its prin-
cipie is wEin We see a Jew hand him a
crack in tn jaw. 'Tis a good principle,
Though l wanst knew a man be tn
name iv Solomon Felserthal that was
known in tn ring as Mike Gallagher,
tn Tipp'rary Cyclone, as a thribute TO
tn feelin's Nv tn pathrons iv sports,
an if Jools had thried to carry out his
platform with Solly they'd be no siege
in Fort Chabrool. Net amy. That
jaw man'd been champeen iv tn wur-
1uld if all iv him cud've kept out "
clcce quarthers with tn man again
him.
! L don't quarrel with J-ol's faelin's,
mind We. "Tis tn histhry iv tn wur-
luld that tn Jews takes cur watches
fr m US be tin per clint a month an we
take thin back be means iv a Jimmy
an q piece iv lead pipe. They're only
two known methods iv finance-bank-
in an burglary. TIL Jaws has tn first
down fire, but all tn rest iv tn wur-
Iuld is at home in tn second So
Jcol's all fright as far as he gees. But
he don't go far.
Well, whin Jools hear-rd that his |
frind tn butcher was slcughed up he
Will IdIFIy VIII. ne says, Ill go |
home" he says, IAN defy tn COVER
mint" he says. I'll start a riv'lu-
ton" he says. But" he says, Il
must first notify tn polis,' he says, |
SOS to prevint disordher,' he says So
he whit to tn chief iv polis, who was
an OF frind iv his-they was in tn
same newspaper Office or thripa dairy
or something tn chief kissed
Jcols, an asked him what he cud do FIR
him. Il wish" said Jools, ''ye'd sind
down tin or a dozen good men in uni
form an 2 few detectives in citizens
clothes he says. I've asked some
ladies an g.intiemen to a 5 O'clock
riv'lution at my house. he says, "an'
I'd like to be sure they'll be no dis
ordher," he says. WELL says tn
chief, twill net be aisy," he says.
Eye see, tn PRESIDENT, I f'rget his name,
hes been asked to go to tn traces
with frinds," he says, "an' they will
probbly thry to kill him. he says
We can't play amy fav'r:tes hece,
he says. 1--WE have to protect tn low
as we'll as tn high" he says. IF
anything hapre:2s t. this man tn
case is lible to be taken up be tn ex-
prisidint's association an they re nu-
me-cus oc1Ugh to make throuble fr
u.s. he says. But" he says, I'll do
what can f'r ye. me Of frind." he
says. Give US tn b:st ya have"
says Jools, IAN il we've nawthin' to
do afther ye close up ye might dhrop