The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1899-09-20

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I was eagerly sought after" 'Whst
reward was cff.red 2" asked the
sweet girl.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is scien-
tiic compound having the endorse
ment of eminent physicians and the
medical press. ''digests what ycu
eat" and positively cures dyspepsia.
NJ. A. Ketron, Bloomipgdale, Tenn,
says it cured him of indigestion of
ten years standing. J. E. Kauf-
mann.
Miss Prim-Don't let your deg
bite me, little boy. Boyle won't
bite, ma'am. Miss Prim-But he is
showing his teeth. Boy, with pride,
Certainly he is, ma'am; and if you
had "a good teeth as he has you'd
show 'em too.
Vermont has in anticipate n the
biggest reception ever held in that
State, when it welcomes Admiral
Dewey. The celebration will be
held in the admiral's native town,
Montpelier, and will last several
days.
There's always hope while there's
One Minute Cough Cure" An at
tack of pneumonia left my lungs in
bad shape and I was near the first
stages of consumption. One Minute
Cough Cure completely cured me-"
writes Helen McHenry, Bismark, N.
D. Gives instant relief. J. E Kauf-
mann.
General Funston's mail is proba.
by the largest in the Philippines.
There are quantities of letters of
congratulations from friends and
strangers, requests for autographs,
political advice, sample cigars which
seek to bear his name, stocks of
newspaper clippings and countless
gifts of every description.
Siamese women trust their chill
dren to the care of elephants, which
are careful never to hurt the little
creatures, and if danger threatens
the sagacious animal will curl the
child gently up in his trunk, and
swing it up out Of harms way upon
its own broad back.
Chester H. Brown, Kalamazoo,
Mich says: ''Kodol Dyspepsia Cnre
cured me OF severe case of indiges-
ton; can strongly recommend it TO
all dyspeptics. "Digests what you
eat without aid from The stomach,
and cures dyspepsia. J. E. Kauf-
mann.
Young Housekeeper-Have you
any nice ducks this morning?" eyes,
here are some nice canvas backs.''
Young Housekeeper-Oh, dea,! I
am so inexperienced! I think I
would rather have the old fashioned
kind that have feathers on.
A family comprising seven persons
left Scranton, Penn, the other day,
the whole party travelling on one full
fare railroad ticket. There were the
mother and her three pairs of twins,
none Of the children being up to the
half-fare age of FIVE years.
For wounds, burns, scalds, sores,
skin diseases and all irritating erup-
tions, nothing so soothing and heal
ing as DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve.
Mrs. Emma Bolles, Matron Engle-
wood Nursery, Chicago, says of it:
''When all else fails in healing our
babies, it will cure.' J. E. Ksuf-
mann.
It is curious to note that wood tar
ls prepared just as it was in the
fourth century B. G. A bank is
chosen and hole dug, into which
The wood is placed, covered with
turf. A fire is lighted underneath
and the tar slowly drips into the bar
cels placed to receive it.
Peas taken from an Egyptian
tomb 5000 years old have been
planted by Scotch gardener and
have produced vigorous vines and
fruit. There is no doubt as to tie
peas being Egyptian, but it will re-
luire strong testimony to convince
oosanists that they are as old as the
tombs.
J. H. Lunsford & Son, Craft, Tex
say that Ramon's Pepsin Chill Tonic
is certainly the best on the market.
They have never known it to fail to
cure. Have just ordered mere and
must have it. Tasteless and guar
anteed. SOC. For sale by G. NJ
Harman.
A young lady Of very extraordinary
lately addressed the follow