The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-08-02
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

kicking the bucket.
= Condors have been killed in Peru
with wings Of 10 feet.
- Those who complain without a
cause may soon have cause to com.
plain.
- Kansas City. Mo. offers 500. DOC
for the next Democratic National con.
vcntion.
- When people are crazy to marry
they attach no consequence to consc-
quences.
= To be able to sit on the fence is
political talent. TO know when to get
off is genius.
= The muscles which close the hand
are more powerful than those which
open it.
= A contemporary says lawyers are
noted for losing their patience. How
about doctors
r. New York banks pay out in in
terest aud dividends every quarter not
far from $3.50, 900, 900.
: Happiness consists not in having
vast and rich possessions, but in being
fitted to enjoy what we have.
Quickly cure constipation and re-
build and invigoratc the entire system
never grippe or nauscatc Dewitt i
Little Early Risers. Evans Pharmacy.
= Twenty-seven men of the Fifth
Infantry, stationed at Santiago, died
Of yellow fever in two weeks.
= Not one unmarried woman in a
hundred tells the truth when she is
asked why she never married.
~ A sound discretion is not SO much
indicated by never making a mistake.
as by never repeating it.
Here is another idle shattered. !"
said the young man whose father in
formed him that he must GO to work
- 1t takes fraction less than three
seconds for message to go from one
end OF the Atlantic cable to the other.
- Fear Of what people will say has
more religious effect on the world
than the fear Of what the Lord will
think.
= The. klondike exhibit at the
Paris exposition next year will include
four tons Of virgin gold, valued at
81 ,0n0, 900.
Hamilton Clark, Of Chauncey, Ga.
says he suffered with itching piles 20
years before trying DeWitts Witch
Hazel Salve, two boxes Of which COM
pletely cured him. Beware Of worth
less and dangerous countcrfcits. Evans
Pharmacy.
= Greenland has no cats. How
thankful the Greenlanders should be !!
Imagine cats in country where the
nights are six months long.
: A harmless lotion for removing
freckles is as follows: Lemon juice,
one ounce; powdered borax, one-half
dram sugar, one.half dram.
= The man who forgets great deal
that has happened has better mem
ory than he who remembers great
deal that never happened.
- When man makes up his mind
that he is good man, he should be
ready to show others what he is good
for, remarks the N. o. Picayune.
- The London telegraph Office is
the biggest in the world. Over 5000
operators being employed, and up
wards Of 10000 batteries being used.
"DeWitt's Little Early Risers did
me more good than all blood medicines
and other pills." writes Geo. H. ia
cobs, of Thompson, Conn. Prompt,
pleasant, never gripe- they cure con-
stipation, arouse the torpid liver to
action and give you clean blood, steady
nerves, clear brain and healthy an
petite. Evans Pharmacy.
Many men imagine that the
world couldn't got along without them,
but when they die the town in which
they lived experiences boom.
- There are about eighty distinct
tribes among the natives of the Philip
pines, says che Saturday Night, and
the Moros are the most blood thirsty
savages known.
= The general opinion at Manila is
that a large force will be required to
establish peace because it will be me-
cessary to garrison many places to pro.
tect peaceful natives,
= Admiral Dewey's salary amounts
to $27 80 day President McKinley's
is equal to $l3l day cabiaet off,
GERS, the vice president and speaker of
the house get s22 % a day; senators
and congressman, $3.50, and the
chief justice Of the supreme court,
$50 day.