The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1899-08-16
The Best Remedy for Flux.

tlux, and my physician having failed
to relieve me, | was advised to try
Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy, and have the
pleasure of stating that the half of
one bottle cured me- For sale by
J l. kaufmann.
The Christian Scientists have or
ganized Church in Chsl lesion.
No man can worry about how be
locks and keep his bank account grow
ing.
For Headache caused most likely
by Disordered Stomach, accom-
panied by Constipation, use DR.. NJ.
4. Simmons Liver Medicine.
No man will ever be celebrated for
his piety whose religion is all in his
head
The girl who can speak seven
languages is less sought after than
the girl who can hold her tongue in
tne.
Keep the Stomach and Bowels in
good condition, the Waste Avenues
open and free by an occasional dose
of DR.. NJ. A. Simmons Liver Medi-
cine.
Haller says that single female
house fylsys 20,0So,320 eggs in one
season.
The insiders in the stock market
are the "lambs' after the "bea,s"
take them in.
Quickly cure constipation and re-
build and invigorate the entire sys-
tem-never gripe or nauseate-De-
Wits Little Early Risers. ]. E.
Kaufmann.
The suit tailor makes q man
seldom lasts as long as his suit
against him.
Any girl who refuses sparkling
diamond engagement ring must be
stone blind.
In Diarrhoea DR.. NJ. A. Simmons
Liver Medicine is invaluable. It
gives Tone to the Stomach, Aids
Digestion and Assists Nature in
carrying off all Impurities.
II the wages of sin is death some
people are slow in collecting what is
due them.
There is hope for any young man
who is willing to unlearn what he
thinks he knows.
II you feel sleepy, ill and bilious
and wish to feel well, bright and
wide awake use DR.. Sawyer's Little
Wide Awake Pills. They are tie
best. J. +. Kaufman.
Recruits for the Chinese army are
not accepted unless they can jump
a ditch six feet wide.
It is estimated that on an average
each penny in circulation changes
hands II times in week
Let disease come as they will,
Take Life ofthe Liver and be
healthy still;
Pleasant to take, unlike pill,
Regulates the system and cures
every i'll.
Five times more cotton is said to
be needed by the mills Of Spartan
burg than the county raises.
Simple health rules demand that
you check your present kidney trou-
bic by giving Dr.. Sawyers Ukatine
trial. You will find your investment
good. J. E. Kaufman.
The man who never tries to do
anything and the man who tries to
do everything are both foolish.
Ledgers, journals, records, counter
books, memorandum books, school
books, pads, pencils, ink Of all colors,
mucilage, &c, for sale at the Bazaar.
A horse is never sick at the stom-
acb, because that animal is not pro-
yided with a gall bladder.
Congressman ketcham, of New
York, has served in l3 congresses,
and hiss never made speech.
Persistent Bride-"Wlll you love
r.. Just as much when [ am dead!
Bridegroom .bsently> More, dar-
ling, more.
Congressman Talbelt says that he
! will not oppose Senator Tillmap;
that he is entirely content with
place IN tie lower house.
Outlaw Is the name Of man in
Mississippi who has recently an
nonnccl himself as IL candidate for
Justice Of the peace.
King George. Of Greece, gets the