Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1899-06-28
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who has but one suit of clothes.
s9- The subscriptions to the Dewey
home fund now aggregate Sc, LAO.
ggr The way of the transgressor may
be hard but it's usually pretty smooth.
s6r A man can make good bluff by
looking wise and keeping his mouth
closed.
pdr The good man who goes wrong
is in reality bad man who has just
been found out.
R9~ New Zealand farmers now send
frozen cream to London, where it is
churned for butter.
H9 Worry never cures an evil but
it sometimes relieves the monotony of
too much happiness.
BE While cursing his daughter for
marrying against his wishes, a Texas
man was stricken with death.
s4- In some parts of Russia the only
food for the people consist at present
of acorns, leaves and the soft bark OF
trees.
sH Seventeen governors of states
have accepted invitations to attend
the antitrust convention at St. Louis
in September.
R9 Rev. Mr.. Moran, of Fau Clare,
Wis, thinks the recent deadly tornado
was the "devlish work of an unknown
power" and not an act of God.
e6 Through the two United States
senators, Southern California has offer
ed the government well-organized
regiment to 60 to the PHILIPPINES.
p9 For denying the inspiration OF
the Bible, Professor Morgan, of Drake
University, Des Moines, To-, has been
removed from Office by the trustees.
p@r A Missouri man has gone into
the business of raising tame quail.
The birds, he claims, are more easily
raised than chickens and far more pro-
ftable.
n6 Germs of tuberculosis were
found in every cow of herd of 90
that were received at the Chicago stock
yards. Many of the infected COWS
were from state institutions.
s6- The federal recruiting officers at
Chattanooga, Tenn, have received or
ders from the war department to enlist
Negroes for service in the Philippines.
The recruits will be semitic San Fran
cisco.
s9 Who ever heard of slandering a
bad man? Who ever heard of coun-
terfeiting a bad note? Slander, as a
rule, is the revenge of coward. 1t is
generally the best people who are in
jured in this way.
p@ Sixty-seven COWS were slaugh-
tered at the Chicago stock yards to as
certain the extent to which they were
affected by tuberculosis. Only %
passed inspection. The carcasses OF
the others were destroyed.
s9r Should the dissolution of the
Standard Oil company take place,
which now seems probable, the busi-
ness would be divided between a large
number of independent concerns and
healthy competition would ensue.
H6r The war department has ar
ranged with General Otis for the en-
listment of three skeleton regiments
from the volunteers already at Manila,
these regiments to be filled up by re-
cruits from the United States.
s6y A family comprising seven per-
sons left Scranton the other day, the
whole party travelling on one full fare
railroad ticket. There were the moth
er and her three pairs of twins, none
of the children being up to the half
fare age of 5 years.
a6- Painted coffee beans are among
the latest curiosities Of the adulter-
ated food market. Inferior beans are
colored with burnt umber and made
to look like the finest Mocha. They are
described as "shiny-brown outside, yell
low inside and tasteless."
s6- Spain wishes to sell the Canary
Islands to the Congo Free State, the
Island of Fernando Po to Germany,
and the Balearic Isles to France for
100000 pesetas, upon the condition
of forming an offensive and defensive
alliance with those countries.
a6 NJ. Cambon, French ambassador
to the United States, is about to re-
ceive from the University of Harvard
the degree of LII. D., in recognition of
the distinguished public service he per-
formed in the negotiations which re-
stored peace between the United States
and Spain.
s@r Dude (at railroad restaurant)-
Waitaw, got any green peas? Waiter
Yes, sir; have some? "Yass; bwing
thwee." "Anything else, sir?" "Yass,
strawberry cut in thin Slices" GAIL
right, boss anything else ?" "Ah,
gwacious what do you take me for ?
a perfect hog, eh !"
B9 Don't get angry at trifes. Look
at vexations as you will view them 80
days from date. The angry man who
gets the wrong key and pushes and
rattles the door until he breaks the
lock, loses more time than if he had
quietly gone for the right key, and
pays for new lock besides.
s@ Lemons are a simple and excel
lent remedy for billiousness. Take
the juice of one or two lemons in as
much water as will make it pleasant
to drink without sugar, before going
to bed. In the morning on rising, at
least half an hour before breakfast,
tal the inina of ono lemon in q tnm-