New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-09-09
THE Talk or THE DAY.

Two Belgian Roman Catholic priests recently
decided visit friends In England bn'
being diligent students OF the English press they
conceived the idea that 10 pass through any part
Of England during these anii-Rtuaistic days
would be pcriloIs to life and limb They therefore
disguised themselves az laymon with stra" mats
and Hight check tweed suits, and In this earo pre-
scented themselves to their astonished hosts
makes keen ts &, o9oS Mh5 Pq prS.
fhnnyS ana pence rn1Irr' i.Iavo YOU turned
Anrloma9aca'' Not ? bit Of It, I'm simply heur-
ing mp the money I'm going TO win from the sham
rocks hackers the coming yacht race. 800
washington Star.
Tho city authorities OF Pii,shurg recently gave
permission 10 tho Rev s Edward Young, reput-
able clergyman, 10 hold religious services IN me
public parks on Sunday. Al p meeting the oth'r
day ~ tho Plttshurg Presbytery resolution was
adopted condemning the efforts OF Tho park or
ncias and others to draw crowds. under what
ever pretext secular religious TO places OF pup
lie resort on the Lords Day"
one day Lancashire physician. IN his visiting
dar called at the house Of a certain patient ana;
after seeing the man said that ne wou,u sfun
his surgery he called for his assistant and told MN
TO take the box Of pills to MS paent, r smo nam hs
t'nluckily the messenger bunglod over his errand
paten ofo and the ps TO The phy.cians friend I'm
aglne the CONSERVATION NJ the patient on receiving
Two Of these 10 be swallowed every half hour -
(Spare Moments.
Every ship IN the North Atlantic Squadron.
says The Philadelphia Record" "can boast Of
bail nine and these different nnos have formed
a league known tho North Atlantic League. AT
every opportunity match games are played. and
there Is great rivalry shown 70 gain the cham
pionship Of the league. Up 70 last week the nine
representing tho New-York were In the lead. but
the Massachusetts held them safe second. Just
prior 10 tho departure Of tho squadron for Phia-
delphla series OF games played and the
Massachusetts, mon forged ahead. Tho latter ok
poet 70 stay In the lead for the balance Of the sea
son. thereby winning the championship, but the
nine II the New-York declare that II will he plain
sailing for them after few more games shall
have been played
THE MAN WITH THE HOE" TALKS
crops are going to waste I'm Nebraska and some
of the Northwestern states. OWING IN a scarcity OF
farm hands News item
The oats Is wavin on tho hill.
The hay Is piled IN stacks.
And mo and md and little BIZ
Have got clothes ON our backs;
They told me at the stcr" last night
That things was goin wrong
Aud that unless set en- right
~ They'd be row ore long ..... ,,o..,,.
"Theya riotin' and strikin and they 70 oio"in
things 70 smash. ,..
And al the signs IS pointn 10 terrlfyin clash'
They say they amt no liherty
Fer folks hats poorr h1 t, stii =, ma
And ma ami little BIZ.
The hired hands are hard 70 ind.
1a. ~ week ti The one / 6ad resigned
Got tired ti.lin ground, ,
But ~P Rase e' to FL IL i la ,v'''
And yit they told mo At the store
That there's tho deuce to pay,
Joe IiumpRRreys boy s loean' cause the Office is
They say The the rich arc ralsln. hob
-, nd b.r ~ ~ rOh
To pile more cash away.
They read poem there about
Who's spirit bad been al crushed out
dunno where they raise them kind
To those that loaf AMI Try 70 mud
The trouble and the wrong
I'd like to somebody with hoo who cared 70
The work that Two got waitin' and IA pay good
But GTrorl. 10y and Humphreys boy
As servants there Than 10 enjoy
Mems freedom out Of town.
Tho corn Is standn' up in rows.
Thcre,s hope in everS nreczo that blows.
And ali my debts paid
They told mo at the store as' night
That things are eoin wrong.
And that unless We set en- right
"Thcros riotin there's strikin there. wrong
through all tho land"
But it's mighty hard to hire a Villin harvest
There's Te's''a lot or growlln' folks that SEQ
No hope ahead, but stu
The Lords been pretty kind TO me
And and little BIZ
--(Chcago Times Herald
"a baggage truck" GAYS THE Kansas City
Times" stood on the union depot platform yes
terday on which lay in -eless fashion. eleven
chunks Of what looked Ike pig lead. They were
shaped for want Of p more familiar object n
good deal Ike sponge cakes six inches high and
nerhaps ten inches by across the top The
bottom was Of slightly less area. Stamped on
one end OF one of them lose OF The rest
were Of about similar weight All bore the I'm
print 81 900 fine The pigs were silver from the
Argentine srneer and worth on the market $50
aniece The trucks seemingly deserted and caro-
less load was worth s74Ss eo. It Is In this shape
silver is shipped There little danger Of any
one running of with them their weight was 50
great"
sir" began young Tlmklns as he entered the
presence Of the dear girls father. Il want To marry
your daughter
terrupted the old gentleman. she told me some
time ago that she Intended to marry you, so you'll
have to settle It between yourselves. '-tChicago
News.
A Missouri jury in lunacy case returned the
following verdict: I'VE. the jury impanelled sworn
and charged to inquire into the insangunity or
Hezekiah Jones. do occur in the affirmative"
The shipment Of frogs from this point this sea
has been enormous. From one 10 three wagon
and Chicago every day since the ice out of
the lakes The shipments are light now, but from
jumpfsh will be burden TO the baggagemen or
the Great Northern Railway.-t.tchheld Cnn)
Ledger.