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Omaha daily bee., 1899-10-14

OFFICES.
Omaha: The Bee Building
South Omaha CITY Hall Building,
Twenty-ffth and y Streets
Council Bluffs. 70 Pearl street.
Chicago; 1870 Unity Building.
New York: Temple Court.
Washington: 50l Fourteenth Street
CORRESPONDENCE.
Communications relating TO news and edi-
torial matter should be addressed: Omaha
Bee. Editorial Department.
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be addressed: The Bee Publishing Company,
Omaha, "
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Remit by draft, express or postal order,
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Only 2-cent stamps accepted in payment OF
mail accounts Personal checks, except on
Omaha or Eastern exchange not accepted.
THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY.
Omaha daily bee., 1899-10-14

Chicago Record: ITS no use Of talking"
replied Stubb, "a woman can't tie a good
Omaha daily bee., 1899-10-14

GEORGE p. TzSCHUCK,
Subscribed and sworn before me this End
day OF October, A D. 1899
NJ e. HUNGATE.
tSeal) Notary Public.
Omaha daily bee., 1899-10-14

That may be-" said Penn, but they
find no difficulty in knotting good tie.
If you doubt me come down and I'll show
you my new scarf that Clara wore Sun.
day"
Omaha daily bee., 1899-10-14

indianapolis Journal: II have come"
said Civilization. ITO be father TO you"
which the same is to say" retorted
Barbarism, sullen and uncouth, II shall
have to eat at the second table and wear
your old clothes"
Omaha daily bee., 1899-10-14

Detroit JOurnAls HOW dSke1 the
Sword, whose temper had suffered through
neglect; do you like having your caliber
"Oh, ] can't kick replied the Musket
cheerfully.
indianapolis Journal: DO you know any
way by which to insure permanent respect
for the statues OF our great statesmen3'
Yes; put them on top of ice cream soda
fountains"
Chicago Record: ITS no use Of talking"
replied Stubb, "a woman can't tie a good
'That may be-" said Penn. but they
find no difficulty in knotting good tie.
If YOU doubt me come down and III show
YOU my new scarf that Clara wore Sun.
day"
Cleveland Plain Dealer I'm sorry we go.
Willie ticket to that new gymnasium"
when j came down stairs this morning
he was turning panegyrtcs all over the
somervile Journal: The man who can
speak in fourteen different languages isn't
generally as much respected as the man
who can keep still in one.
Chicago Tribune: 81 suppose, doctor. you
have often put an incurablle. patient out
That question, sir, l consider an in
''Why do you jump to the conclusion that
What l want to know is whether or not
you give oDiates."
indianapolis Journal: "I have come"
said Civilization. ITO be father TO you"
which the same is to say" retorted
Barbarism, sullen and uncouth, II shall
have to eat at the second table and wear
your old clothes"
Washington Star: What do you regard
as the best love story ever written?"
asked the sentimental young woman.
The best love story" answered Miss
Cayenne, ''is never written. II is expert
enced.'
Chicago Tribune: "Sit down. Judge. The
car is not so fun but that We can make
room for YOU by a little crowdng."
81 beg you will not do that, professor. I
am no more entitled to a seat than any
of these other men"
81 think you are, judge. The better a
mans standing the more he is entitled to
a sitting
Chicago Tribune: You seem to be proud
of your long pointed spines," remarked
the rabbit to the porcupine. but they
don't keep you warm. See how you shiver
when a cold wind blows. You ought to
have warm fur coat like mine"
You're not all wool, by any means" re-
torted the po-Cupine. Your tail is notori.
ously cotton affair"
Omaha daily bee., 1899-10-14

Chicago Tribune: 81 suppose, doctor you
have often put an incurable patient out
OF his misery, have you not?'
That question, sir, l consider an in
Omaha daily bee., 1899-10-14

Washington Star: What do you regard
as the best love story ever written?"
asked the sentimental young woman.
The best love story" answered Miss
Cayenne, "s never written. IL is expert
enced.'
Omaha daily bee., 1899-10-14
Right
up to
the hour

We bring fashions in
youngsters fixings-
hats and furnishings,
as we'll as clothes. and
no higher priced than
the ordinary kind.
Haveyou bought
oneof those 2,piece
suits we have been
talking about the
last few days! If the
boy need a suit don't
wait-purchase one
of them before they
are gone, for they are
regular 81. SO values
that we offer now for
Omaha daily bee., 1899-10-14

why do you jump to the conclusion that
] asked II you had ever killed patient7
What | want 10 know is whether or not
you give opiates."
Omaha daily bee., 1899-10-14

PUBLISHED EVERY MoKSING.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

The song of More men" still
comes from Otis. This trip he
wants an additional $4,000 men.
His kilograms have been enig.
mas to the American people for
six weeks. They came, we are
whipping them, we are driving
them, we are Strengthening them
but they are sandwiched right
along with I want more men
and each time fresh ira nsport
loaded with men is sent he re-
ports fresh victories which are
followed with "more men,"
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
HE FOOLED HIMSELF.

A station master who had
been taking a short holiday at
some distance from his own
station went to catch the last
train homeward, and on enter
ing the station found lady
trying to turn the handle of
one OF the compartments. The
station master rushed to her
assistance, opened the door,
bundled tie passenger in,
slammed the door to, and then,
by force of habit, waived his
hand to the guard and stood
calmly on the platform till &he
train had steamed out of sight.
He had TO walk home and the
other station master laughed.
Missouri Sun. 1t has been
limited that j. L. Lyon of the
Burlington had been taking
lessons from Sid Lancraft so
long that the last trip he made
to BroolSfeld he thought him
self on his own platform and
sent the lady on her way reioic.
ing while Jimmie was walking
home.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

Il. IT. Robinson. who has been
an employee on this paper for
the last four months returned
to his home at Centralia. Fri.
day. He will go from there to
Keytsville where he will accept
a job on the Courier. While
here he formed a circle of friends
who regret TO see him leave, but
they wish him uubounded sue
cess wherever he may chose to
cast his lot. Mr.. Robinson is a
good workman, and is capable
of taking charge of any part
connected with printing ONCE,
AS an individual. we ccmmend
him to the editor of the Courier
and the people of Keytesville. -
cry Enterprise.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
WILL FAIL.

The Hague, June 2,-The
Peace Commission is doomed to
failure, Each country wants
the other to disarm, but to
continue arming herself. The
irst Peace Commission by a
vote of IS to 8 adopted a reso-
luton prohibiting the use of the
dumdum, or fattened bullet.
Italy, Austria, and Great Brit.
ain formed a minority. 1t also
resolved to prohibit the use of
explosives from balloons and
explosive bullets. Or in other
words they want to continue
at war, but make it "a humane
war by not killing or Gripp'eing
men. Just take them prison
ers or do as was done in Cuba,
starve them.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
An EnthrpriSing DRUGGIST.

There are few men more wide awake
and enterprising than b. o. Wood
who spare no painsto secure the best
of everything in their line for their
many customers. They now have the
valuable agency for DR.. Kings New
Discovery for Consumption, Coughs
and Colds. This is the wonderful
remedy that is producing such d
fumor all over the country by it's
many startling cures. 1t absolutely
cures Asthma, Bronchitis, Hoarseness
and all elections of the Throat, Chest
and Lungs. Call at above drug store
and get trial bottle free or regular
size for so cents and $l.0O Guaran-
teed to cure or price refunded.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
Reduced One-.Way Second Glass
Rates to the Northwest.

Effective at once, the one way
second class selling and basing
rates to Portland, Tacoma and
Seattle will be as follows:
From Council Bluffs and Oma.
ha, $500; From st. Joseph,
1913. 50; From Athcison, 1923. So;
From Leavenworth, $28. So;
From Kansas City, $685.;
From st. Paul and Miunea polls
$25. 90.
From all other points east of
Missouri River or ST.. Paul,
rates should be made by addi.
ton of local rate to that gate
way rate named above which
will make lowest through rate.
For example, the through rate
from st. Louis will be S36.25,
made SLIPS st. Louis to Coun.
Gil Bluffs and $500 beyond;
the through rate from Chicago
will be $3.50, made S11.50 Chi
cago to st. Paul, plus $500
beyond.
Rates to intermediate points
will be the same as named a above
where the regular standard one.
way rate is higher. branch line
points to be made local ever
nearest junction carrying the
common rate.
L. W. WAKELEY.
General Passenger Agent.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
Cheap Rates To Puget Sound
North Pacific Coast And
California Points Via
Wabash.

Commencing at once the
Wabash Railroad will sell one
way tickets to points in the
above mentioned territory at
greatly reduced rates. Rates
will apply to intermediate
points where tariff rates are
higher. For further informa
ton, call on nearest Ticket
Agent or address
H. E. WATTS,
Pass & Tiki. Agt., Moberly, M O
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
FOR CALIFORNIA TOURISTS

The Burlington Route has
weekly tourist sleeper excur-
sions, personally conducted (by
a Burlington Route Agent
every Wednesday from st
Louis, and Thursday from Kan
sas City and st. Joseph to Los
Angeles and San Francisco.
The route is via Denver, Scenic
Colorado, Salt Lake City with
80 per cent. sunshine through
out the year. Ask Ticket
Agent or write,
l.. W. WAKELEY.
General Passenger Agent.
st. Louis, Mo.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
1.-THE NEBRASKA = COLORADO
EXPRESS" A NEW TRAIN.

On June 4th the Burlington
Route puts into its passenger
service to the West a new fast
daily train st. Louis to Denver
leaving Eastern Missouri in the
afternoon and early evening,
arriving at Denver 6:20 p. m,
next day. One night en- route.
Direct via st. Joseph and South
ern Nebraska.
The Burlington and Rio
Grande Routes from the middle
way, the scenic way, to the Pa
cific Coast.
This service is altogether ad-
ditional to che Burlington S
greatscheme of passenger trains
to the West aud Northwest.
California Weekly Excursions
personally conducted every,
Wednesday night.
For details write your ticket
agent or
Howard Elting. Gen'l Agent,
Hannibal, Mo. L. w. Wakelev
Gent Pass'r Agent, st, Louis,
Mo-, Howard Elliott, General
Manager, st. Louis, Mo,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

One of Monroe's factories is
reaching out for trade The
G. L. Clark. Kitchen Cabinets
are now ia demand in Pittsheld,
ILL.,. and Tulsa, I. r.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
California Tourist Sleeper vi
Wabash Line"

Wabash Line"
Pullman Tourist Sleeper st.
Louis to Los Angeles without
change. Leaves ST. Louis at
1880 p. m. Mondays. Moberly
at 5;l5 a. m. Tuesdays, arriv.
ing at Los Angeles $3.50 a. m.
and San Francisco 6:45 p. m
Friday. For rates, berth reser.
vations, ETC., call on nearest
Ticket Agent or Address H. L
Watts Passenger and Ticket
Agent Moberly, Mo.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

Miss Gertrude Mccall, one u
Monroe'S flowers who has been
under the tutelage of the Pro.
tessors of Stephens College,
has returned home.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

DR.. J. J. Norton left for Spal-
ding Springs Friday to spend a
few days with valued friends,
From there he went to st.
Louis to Join his wife.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

George Gose, of Shelbina,
was in the city Friday with
friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
T. E. Wine made a business
trip to Quincy Saturday.

AL Kendrick and VIM. How
ell, of Woodland, brought their
wool clip up Friday and sold to
Monroe buyers.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

Tivis Heuniger, of Shelbina,
was in the city Friday and so
was a young lady from the
country.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

Good housekeeping, the home mag
aztne, has % conviction that "the
higher education of womem' has not
been made all that it should have
been. 1t declares editorially that
''she has not been taught how to make
her wifehood more endearing, her
motherhood more noble, her home a
greater power in the development of
the world. In other words Domestic
science-that first the nearest and
most vital OF the problems which face
all womanlSind-has been overlooked
and ignored in the quest of femoter
things" The magazine not only
proposes to begin in its next number
u series of articles covering this im-
portant subject, but urges all of the
''woman's colleges to embody Do
mestic Science In their courses of
study. 1t goes further, in fact, and
offers material assistance to all col
leges doing this. "To all such in
situations OF learning it will give in
aid of the new department fifty per
cent. in cash of all the subscriptions
coming to its Office before Oct. Is ir
the.name Of the college, through the
influence of faculty, students, alumnae
or friends OF the institution" Pub
lished by George d. Chamberlain,
Springfield, Mass,
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
q LEGAL RATES?

After pleasant visit with
friends at Higginsville, Mo-,
Miss Ella Mudd returned home
Friday.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08
Very Low Round Trip Rates Via
Burlington Route.

TO
st. Louis, June IS and 90.
Detroit, July 8, 4 and 5.
Richmond, Va, July 10, II &12.
Los Angeles, Cal, June % to
July 8.
Indianapolis, July 10 to 81.
Inquire of Ticket Agent
j. i. Lyon.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1899-06-08

Poor Uncle Sam with both
hands full of useless Cuban
rifles says; I'm a gumswug-
gled idiot. Sevehty-fve dol
lars apiece for such shootin'
irons aiut Yankee shrudeness. -
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1899-08-19
Man knocked out by screech Owl.

John Young Mayes of Springfield,
Ky. tells story of n remarkable en-
counter which he had recently that
would tax the credulity of his friends
in believing We're it not for his good
reputation for truth and veracity and
the fact that he bears the scars of bat
tie in evidence. Mr.. Mayes says that
while passing under some trees in his
yard. his attention was attracted by a
couple of screech owls that flew at
him in a threatening manner. He,
however, paid little attention to them,
thinking they could do him no harm,
when suddenly one of them few at
him and struck him full in the face.
The blow was so sudden and came
with so much force that he was knock
ed down and partially stunned. The
owls continued the attack until Mr..
Mayes made his escape into the house.
He now exhibits bruised eye and
several scratches about his eyes and
nose.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1899-08-19
Summer Outings.

A ten (o) day tour to Niagara Falls,
America greatest natural wonder, via
B. & o. Royal Blue Line and the Lehigh
valley route, through the Lehigh and
Wyoming valleys-the Switzerland of
America. A through train of elegant day
coaches and parlor cars will be run on
above dates, leaving Washington, d. C..
$50 a. m. Baltimore, Nd, camden Sta.)
9.19 a. m.
Round trip tickets for this excursion
will be sold at the following rate from
Martinsburg, w. Va. $II.5o.
Passengers from points west of Wash
ington Junction must take trains Of day
preceding to make connection with
Niagara Falls train from Washington and
Baltimore.
Stop overs allowed on return trip at
Buffalo, Rochester, Geneva, Burdette,
watkins Glen) and Mauch Chunk.
Side Trip to Thousand Islands from
Rochester only $3.50 Round Trip Tickets
good five days, but within return limit of
Niagara Falls ticket.
Special arrangements for dinner and
supper en- route at very reasonable rates.
Cali on Ticket Agents. Baltimore &
Ohio X. r., for full particulars.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1899-08-19
b. s.. o. Railroad.

The Pennsylvania Railroad company,
announces the following Personally-Con-
Quoted tours for the summer and early
autumn of 1899 -
To Niagara Falls, excursion tickets
good to return within ten days will be
sold on July ~, August 10 and "a, Sep
TENDER 2 and II, October and 10, at a
rate OF $40 from Philadelphia, Baltimore
and Washington. These tickets include
transportation only. and will permit OF
stop over within limit at Buffalo. Roches-
ter, Canandaigua and Watkins on the
--turn trip.
Fiwe-day tour to Gettysburg, Luray
and Washington, September 10. Rate,
S7s from New York, S22 from .Philadel-
phia. Proportonate rates from other
points.
An eleven-day tour to Gettysburg, Luz
ray Caverns. National Bridge, Virginia
Hot Springs, Richmond and Washington
October I9. Rate, sos from New York
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1899-08-19
q. A. r. Encampment.

Tickets will be sold at the Very Low
Rate OF One Fare for the Round Trip
from all points on the Baltimore and Ohio
r. r. east of the Ohio River, with the ex-
ception that the rate from New York and
Baltimore will be $500 and from Wash
ington $500 for the Round Trip, Tickets
on sale September ,, 8, A and s. good re-
turning until September IL, inclusive, ex-
cept by deposit of ticket with JOINT agent
at Philadelphia between Sept, 5 and 9,
and on payment of fee of 50 cents, return
limit may be extended until September
80.
Every soldier knows the connection OF
the "B. & o" with the Civil War. There
are so many points of interest on and a
bout its lines that special Stopovers and
Side Trips have been arranged for the ac-
comodation of visitors to the Philadelphia
Encampment. Call on B. & o. Ticket A
gents for this special information, Send
cents in stamps for the special G. A. r.
edition of the Book of the Royal Blue.
containing Battlefield Map d. b. Martin
Manager Passenger Traffic, B. & 0. X.
r., Baltimore
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1899-08-19
Southern Exposition.

This splendid opportunity to further the
progress of the south should meet the
hearty cooperation and support of every
southern merchant. mechanic, manufac-
turer and planter, besides those in
professional and public walks of life. The
immense benefit to be derived from an ex-
hibition in New York of the products and
and resources of every section of the south
is Unreasonable.
Concerted action is therefore needed by
the people Of this county and section for
representation at the exposition which is
the first to be held in the moneyed centre
Of the United States. New York is in the
midst of the investing capital of this coun-
try, and is visited daily by more people
than all the other cities combined. 1t is
proposed by the promoters OF the Southern
Exposition, who comprise many leading
men of the country, to show the Northern
people practical illustrations and results OF
the South's resources. Many industries Of
the South have already arranged for space
and no time should be lost in preparing for
an exhibit. Full particulars can be had by
applying to Col. John ]. Carrot, director
Grand Central Palace, New York.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1899-08-19
Delightful Vacation Trip.

Visiting Niagara Falls, Toronto. Thou
sand Islands, Quebec, Montreal, Au Sable
Chasm, Lake Champlain and Lake
George, Saratoga, and the Highlands OF
the Hudson. Leave Philadelphia by
special train August II, The tour will be
III charge OF one Of the company's expert
cnced tourists agents, and a chaperon
having especial charge Of unescorted ladies
will also accompany the party.
The rate Of SIoo from New York
Brooklyn, Newark, Trenton, Philadelphia
Harrisburg. Baltimore, and Washington
covers railway and boat fare for the entire
round trip, parlor-car seats, meals en-
route, hotel entertainment, TRANSFER
charges. and carriage hire.
For detailed itinerary. tickets, or any
additional information, address Tourist
Agent, Pennsylvania Railroad Company
II96 Broadway, New York; Ticket Agent
800 Fulton street, Brooklyn; 7So Broac
street, Newark, N. j.; or Geo. w. Boyd
Assistant General Passenger Agent
Broad Street'Station, Philadelphia.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1899-08-19
Overrun BY Big Snails.

Snails of strange variety have
made their appearance at Osgood, and
it is supposed they are brought from
some Eastern conservatory in flowers.
They are very leng, some measuring
six inches in length. They have null
tiplied until there are thousands of
them. A number of wells and cistens
have ben destroyed and some persons
now keep a ring of salt around their
wells to preserve them from their raw
ages. They are now trying to EXTERN
mate the snails, and snail hunts take
place nightly, one person often catch
ing from 800 to 400. Where the snails
crawl over the grass they leave phos-
phorescent glow, by which chey can be
traced, says the Indianapolis Seminal.
When found they sprinkle salt on
them, which kills them almost instant
ly.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1899-08-19
The Sure La Grippe Cure.

There is no use suffering from this
dreadful malady, if you will only get
the right remedy. You are having pain
all through your body, your liver is
out of order, have no appetite, no life
or ambition, have a bad cold in fact are
completely used up. Electric Bi.ters is
the only remedy that will give yoa
prompt and sure relief. They act di-
rectly on your Liver, Stomach and Kid
neys. tone up the whole system and
make you feel like new being. They
are guaranteed to cure or price refund
ed For sale at Matthaei's Pharmacy,
only so cents per bottle
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1899-08-19

The Baltimore and Ohio Railroad have
arranged series of popular seashore
excursions, to be run Thursday, July Il
and 27, August 10 and "a, to Atlantic
City, Cape May, Sea Isle City, Ocean
City, N. J., and Ocean City Md. Tickets
will be good Fifteen <I5) Days, including
day of sale.
Stop overs will be allowed on return
trip at Philadelphia. Baltimore and Wash
ington on tickets sold to New Jersey re-
sorts, and at Baltimore and Washington
on tickets sole to Ocean City, Md.
Tickets will be sold on above dates from
Martinsburg for $3.50 Round Trip fol
trains leaving at 4.25, 4.43, 9.58, and 10. 5t
am. 2.4I, $40, 1926 pm.
Call on or address nearest Ticket Agent
Baltimore & Ohio r: X. for tickets anc
information.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1899-08-19
Anothers Attempt.

1t seems that the burglars have not yet
forsaken the town. About four o'clock Mon
day morning an attempt was made to bur.
glarize the house of Mrs. Marian Jenkins,
corner of Burke street and Maple avenue
About that time Miss Minnie, who
sleeps in the same room with her mother,
was awakened by the sonnd Of someone
picking AT the lock on her room door. She
then awakened her mother and in few
minutes the knob turned again.
Mrs. Jenkins then tapped on the door
for Mr. REPRESENTATIVE lives in the other
side of the house and the burglars were
scared off.
Mr.. Kogelschatz made thorough
search Of the house, but found nothing
missing. Finger prints were found upon
the front window, through which entrance
was made, and the window was hoisted
The lock on Mrs. jenkins room door
which was locked when they retired, was
also found unlocked.
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