Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1899-09-02
Pa and Emperor William.

Pa and Emperor William.
From the Chicago Times Herald.
That's a Job some people mite Like"
paw sed when We was Settin around waitin
Ter 1t 10 Git time to Go to bed mite before
last But thare's WHARF thay don't no
what the contract calls fer"
What job is That" NAV asst.
'Bein Emperor" says paw. Look at
Willie over thare in Gurmenny. Say, that
Boy works overtime rite along without ex-
try pay, and he don't git menny Saturday
afternoons off neither
ny NAV told him, Il thot kings and
queans and Emperors ddent Haft to Do
nothin but sine state papers thay never red
and ride around in the park to git a nappe-
tite fer Dinner"
That shows l done wise not goin in fer
Diplomatick career after | married YOU"
paw says. You'd make nice wife of a
Forren council with all your ignDrancy Of
SIGH affares, wouldcn't you? Sposen / was
hired Ply the Govanunt tho. and was Sent
over 10 Burl!n to See the Emperor about
Gltun him to report the Dryfus trial or the
yot race or something like That fer a New
\ ork paper. Ia go up to the pal!us and
ring the Bell and purity Soon a Survent
would come, and I'd say:
." Good morEJn. Is the EnDerllr in2
No, the Survent would say; re Has
went out dlreddy-'
"'Whare is He?' I'd asst
l fersit whether He's openin Cana! or
tnFallln a Statute of his GRANDPA W.T. her
this mornin, the Survent would answer
Then I'd go in and set down and Wate
hurrvjn in drnssad as ., Lar,al @ ~ IN
Ians Afrar We wnnid ST. ,Li VI t,,u o. 20
n-a,,I1 " " ~ ''iahe H"iius nc
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utae ! COT 70 ,frel'T. INV ,,a',,aii
what Reinngs 70 ErianHf, ~ d LIZ Iin,s
Waitin out in the Hall
so he goes into the Fed room and purity
Drum, naior in tba yolsb -, AZ y, ~
C,oes and nins ,bn ,,ad,Iia o -. a. ny Gnu
Fun the frfandiv tnurer aI -, a'' craoas
hael- a,J 7 CO., IN IL 49, 80 I'm.
d IL Nv S, 80. ~, ~ .,ii lttiil MA "aht
~ 49, a. ~ "a ~ anu iioilers:
10 iri, - - - d quai yer pas.
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- I,,S if va I'm i'ch'iS y. lieie
Inc raii ann aioun iuii OF pictures OF me
m W ~ h''i ,"oh at !! stl i'dch-
Of he ne' iar ,JresaeS i,llnseI hke a Judge
90 - . - On. o''ti anu ilieS gu
81 ne Won | mss me next car Nhen ne
comes i,ach ne oil.S mas Ife TO Dress up
% o. a a't l anu no 10 i-a"nch new tug
b1tt. men IL lime 10 Eit ms pIcktufe
taken III SIX styles. ana Ihat takes him
twenty inlhils' 50 when He GIFTS thru He
ldkGS speech TO lhc aSsembuld multi
TODD, sayin:
Ny dear chlidtrn thare's only one thing
you got to DO TO BE the graitest people on
erin: AaL pay your laXes and Remem-
per lhat mare Jiat one Keel Thing worth
whlie IN TINS world and L m II. Always Re
member 1t S ME That gives the word when
the Whistle Flows ard you'll Be happy.
France has graft army. | want TO see
that sho III Parus next year
Ihen thay hollcr Hook, Hook a few
times and the Hired Curl says dinners
reddy
WELL, ma" says, you mite tell Him
"hat you want while He's eain.
NO, paw told Her that's of the
RiZZiest times in the Day fer him. While
the meel is goin he has to pose fer
Bust of Himself and Dcktate the musick
OF an opery to Three upe riters. When he's
heitei Oh the NoioStieem CARDS ana goes
,r,iIc ma 49, I,,,ret 49,, -; - p 90
match. on his way home he unvai!s three