Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1899-05-27
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Hojack- Why are you consulting the
dictionary? thought you knew how
20 spell. Tomdik--I do lam not look.
Ing for information, but for corrobora.
hon.-Judge. |
hnieker-When l was alone with
Miss Smith in the parlor | proposed. /
told her she was the light of NV life.
oocKer-And She Knicker-Oh. she
went out.--Judge. ~
Mrs. Newlyrich Kelly--Hav yez ever
read Burns, Mrs. Grogan? Mrs. Stillpoor
Grogan-Faith, and PLAT color would
Durns be If they wasn't red, Mrs.
kelly?-Harper's Weekly.
Hospital Nurse Ito mangled victim of
accident-I understand that the der
rick fell ten stories to the pavement.
Mangled Victim (weakly)-I was under
that impression. -Widow.
Bishop Gullem-Yes, indeed: I am
happy to say our missionary work In
the Philippines has been most success
tul. we recently made angels of two
thousand of them in a single day.
Life.
Old Farmer-That's fine lot of pigs
over there. What do you feed them
Amateur-Why, corn, of course. Old
Farmer-In the ear? Amateur-Cev
tainly not; in the mouth.-Chicago
News.
Have you an agreeable boarding
house| yes, we have; every morn
Ing we have a cake-walk" "Cake-walk?
What's that" why, the first man at
the table gets the hot ones. Detroit
Free Press.
Friend-You told me you had Joined
the Audubon Society; yet your new hat
is trimmed almost entirely with birds
and birds plumage. The wearer of the
hat-1es, but you see these birds were
all killed before l joined the society.
Teacher-John, of what are your
shoes made? Boy-Of leather, sir.
Teacher-Where does leather come
from? Boy-FrOm the hide of the OK.
Teacher-What animal, then, supplies
eat? Boy-My father.
Seems to me I've seen your face be-
fore" said the judge, peering through
his spectacles. yes, your honor, you
have" replied the prisoner; Il am the
professor who gives the young lady
next door to you lessons on the piano"
six years. came from the Judge,
quickly. h#t
Mrs. Greenleaf-Those people next
door must be from the West. Mr..
Greenleaf-Why, Priscilla? Mrs Green
leaf-When our chimney burned out
this morning the woman had the auda-
city to come and tell me that the house
was on fire, without waiting to be in
roduced.-Chicago News.
Dude Ito barber)-How much do l
owe you? Barber-The same as you
usually pay, sir? Dude--I don't take
the trouble to remember what you have
charged! How much is it? Barber
Twenty cents. Dude-Oh, but you
have charged me only - cents before!
-Humoristsche Blaetter.
The Cook (entering parlor) - All,
mann ellie, wud ye moind askin' the pro-
fessor to play the hornpipe over again?
The Professor (delightedly)-Ah! lie la
dies admire vaire mooch my composee-
ton? The Cook-Its not that begora,
but it's such an Elegant chune to chop
hash by!-New York Journal
Blliken-What's the matter, Will
know, some time ago | assigned all my
property to my wife, toto keep it out
of the hands of-of people l owe, you
know. yes" "Well she's taken the
money and gone off-says she won't i've
with me because L swndled my credit
rs."-New York Weekly. -.
Sunday-school Teacher (wishing to
show how easily George Washington
might have falsified)-Now, children,
little George didn't know but that he'd
be severely whipped by confessing that
he had chopped down the cherry-tree.
What might he have done in order to
keep peace with his father? Patsy
Buried the Ratchet, mum.-Judge.
At last, after many dangers, she had
braved the terrors of the Chilcoot Pass
and had rejoined her lover on the KlOn-
dixie. "Are you glad to see me" she
asked. do you still think l am worth
my weight in gold? 'In goldY' he
cried CONTEMPORARY, as he folded her
to his frozen bosom. My darling, you
are worth your weight in food. Tit
Bits. s
landlords everything all right
about the place? Tenant-Yes: every