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The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-06-16
The Plan.

The Kansas State Mutual Hail As
sociation has been organized for the
purpose of conducting a Hail insur-
ance business in every county iu the
State of Kansas. 1t insures wheat,
oats, barley, rye and flax only,
against loss or. damage by hail.
Insurance may be written on the
above named crops at from $500. to
500 per acre. The rate is per cent.
Thus. $500 per acre viii! cost cents
per acre and 100 per acre will cost
80 cents ,er acre.
The premiums for insurance must
be paid in CASH at time of making ap-
plication. After losses and expenses
are paid, the surplus cash on hand
will be prorated back to the members.
Insurance takes effect at Il o'clock,
noon, OF the day following that on
which the application is written up.
The notice of loss must be mailed to
the secretary by registered letter with
ip 10 days from date of loss. The
hail season closes on August 10. The
The losses are payable on or before
September first.
The expenses of this Association
are small compared to those of a stock
company. The. officers are men hav-
ing had experience in mutual hail and
with the cash plan, the business COW
ering the whole state of Kansas we
can see no reason why the association.
cannot run the business so as to make
the cost of insurance lower than it has
been before.
The subject of insuring ones grow
ing crops against hail is a business
proposition just the same as it is to
insure building against fire, ightn-
ing and tornado.
One cannot afford, for the small
sum that it costs, to be without pro-
lection against loss by hail: To have
policy on ones crops against loss
by hail in the Kansas State Mutual
| Hail Association, takes the worry of
ones mind, for when one goes to bed
at night he knows that his crop is
safe. If his crop is good he can pay
his premium, his debts and still have
a good round sum left for the support
| of his family and to spend for the
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-06-16

Lands retires as warden 0fthe pen
itentiary the first of July. The
directors of the institution have full
power of removal over all his subor-
dinates, and it would be folly for him
to stay there after all his officers had
been changed to unfriendlies. After
Lands told the board he would re-
sign on the first of the July, they wan
ted to remove some of his subOrdi-
mates but he made such vigorous
kick that no removals will be made
until he. retires. Even the republicans
admit that he has handled this immen-
sc institution with great ability.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-06-16

When the regents of the agricultur-
al college fired the leading educators
of that institution last week no sur
prise was felt, as it had been boldly
proclaimed that these men would have
60 90. 1t is curious fact that only
men who are known to be unfriendly
to the republicans should be found in
competent. Another curious circum-
stance is that at a meeting OF the jun
ior class a resolution was passed
unanimously demanding that one OF
the professors be retained. Students
are always good judges of the capa-
kilities of their teachers. The fact is,
these teachers have insisted en- tn ir
right to teach on all public questions
and to examine them from all points
of view. AS the new regents desire
that all questions shall be dealt with
from the republican standpoint only.
these gentlemen were of course unsat-
isfactory The present can best be
Judged from the past and we can tell
list how much faith to put in the ex-
cuses of these poker experts, who are
at present managing affairs by look
ing back at the records of two years
pgo. When :he populist board of re-
gents decided to remove Fairchild, the
republicans all over the state vowed
that the institution was being ruined
and that Fairchills was the pink OF
perfection as an educator. If their
statement is true they would naturally
take the first opportunity OF restoring
him. Last week when President Will
was dispensed with. one OF the popu-
list regents offered a resolution to the
effect that Fair:hild should be restor-
ed to the, position, You would natur-
ally suppose that the republican mem-
bers tumbled o-er themselves in sup
port of this move. Well did they?
No, they referred the matter to COM
mittee where it died a natural death.
So much for the hollow mockery OF
republican pretersion.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-06-16

Bryan spoke to $1,000 Woodmen in
Kansas City, last week, and proved
that when the regents of the Agrlcul-
tural college said that the reason they
cancelled his engagement to speak in
Manhattan, was because he could
not make anything but a politica,
speech, they simply exposed their ig-
norance of one of the great men OF the
nation.
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The '1itt1e" governor seems to be
overwhelmed and helpless lin the face.
of the scandal connected with the
locating of the new asylum. Even his
political apologists are demanding
that he do something to allay the
storm, and the probabilities are that
he will have to act just as soon as his
backbone is discovered.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-06-16

Our National disgrace, the recent
,rize fight in New York, calls to mind
he powerful lines of the poet, Rich
ard Realf:
Eighteen hundred and ninety-nine
years
OF Christward leverage under the
spheres,
And what is this thing that now ap-
pears?
Under the clear compassionate
skies
Two meu glare in each others
eyes.
And yet they are not enemies.
Amethyst pure are their af'luent
veins,
Royal their strength of loins and
reins,
Dark their ghastly gashes and
And the poet Withheld his awful
breath:
The craven priest was still as
death;
He did not whisper of Nazareth.
Woman was silent; the strong Law
slept;
And a roar of horrible laughter
leapt
From the throat of hell to the heav.
ems that wept.
Eighteen hundred ninety-nire years
OF ,Christward leverage under the
spheres,
And this is the thing that now ap'
pears.
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luxuries of life. If insurance isn't
taken out, raising grain becomes q
mere matter of chance in which the
farmer has all to loose and none to
gain. He cannot afford for the sake
of a few dollars to run the risk OF
loosing hundreds-A whole years lab
or lost in few minutes, Can you af-
ford it.
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Our Insurance Laws are
All Right.

and the state companies are under the
direct supervision of the insurance
department, hence there is no reason
why Kansas should not have reliable
hail insurance as we'll as other states.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-06-16

Dakota, Iowa and Nebraska each have state
hail associations. They have been in
business for several years an have
saved millions of dollars to the
Farmers.
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Nothing Succeeds like
Success.

If Kansas people will only patronise
Kansas companies, they cannot help
but succeed, and the money that has
been going out OF the state for insur-
ance will be kept at home.
The Kansas State Mutual Hail As
sociation is organized to meet these
conditions, and the plan adopted 10
hail insurance laws of Kansas, IL
plain and definite, and is q safe meth
cd of providing insurance at actual
cost.
The hail insurance law provides
that in no event is the insured liable
beyo ond the amount of cash premium
which he pays at the time of insuring.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-06-16

will visit Kinsley, Kansas, Saturday,
July Sth-- one day only Inquire at
Alamo hotel. Consultation free. All
chronic and special diseases success
fully treated. Cure guaranteed.
The Kinsley graphic. [volume] (Kinsley, Kan.) 1890-1940, 1899-06-16
Kansas State Mutual
Hail Assertion.
Home Office. Mcpherson, Kansas.
Home Office. Mcpherson, Kansas.

Kansas can and ought to do
What other states have done
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re OF the physlclans and
surgeons of the medical
staff of the Chicago Cur
alive Institute. who can
tell what your disease
for affection is without
asking any questions,
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-31
MS Mistake.

She was not 70 very old, but she was
intensely respectable. as any one could
see. She was sitting on q park seat
reading, and she had little dog upon
her lap. Presently the dog wearied Of
inaction, and jumped down to play
with a child who had drawn near, a.
an elderly gentleman sat down beside
her.
He was fat ana fussy, but ta1ka-
tive. and when he remarked on the
weather she paid very little attention,
but went on reading.
"You's, ma'am?' he asked, indicat-
ing the child.
YES" she said. thinking he meant
the dog.
Pretty little DEAR" he said.
20, yes" she said. looking UP from
her paper.
And the image Of you, I can see,"
he said. archly.
She said nothing until she had snap
ped up the dog, and then with 1t in
, her arms she sailed of, saying:
You're q vulgar. low-minded, hor-
rid. ugly. ill-tempered. unmannered,
/ ungentlemanly beast"
And he was 80 thankful that he WIS
unmarried.-New York Telegraph.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-31

Mamma

Mammal"
Eyes, dear"
Mamma, is 1t twoo at God makes
mems out o. dust?"
"That's what the Bible teaches u.s."
"Well, ZEN, mamma, 1t mus a. bin
rainin' when Uncle Jack was born"
'.why, what do you mean, my
DEAR"
"Well, when lection time wuz here
an Uncle Jack wasn't 'lected alder
man, papa he said at his name wuz
Mud "-Detroit Free Press.
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Exact information

II have noticed"
said Rev. DR.. Good
man, pausing in his
discourse, shat two
or three Of the breth-
rem have looked At
their watches several
times in the last few
minutes. For fear
their timepieces may
not agree, ! will say
that the correct time
Is 11:6. I set my
watch by the regu-
later at the jewelers.
last night. The SER
mon will be over at
1901. 1t would have
closed promptly at II
but for this digres-
sion. Let US proceed
to consider now what
the apostle means
when he says. I
press toward the
mark Chicago
Tribune.
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4 very simple statement proved very
unfortunate to savings institution
Ii ne rural district recently. An editor.
IN writing Of the institution In his pa
Per, said:
The president II very tall man;
the cashier II short"
"a dep0aitors were asking, How
much --how muchT'--Atlanta Consti-
tuition.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-31

II suppose you
think 1 insist on
having my own way
a great DEAL" said
Mr.. Meekton's wife.
in q rather relent-
ing tone.
"Of course ! do,
H = nrie I ta. You
wouldn't be doing
your duty by me 9TH
erwise. You might
let me make some
mistakes" - WASH
ington Star.
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Cold Comfort.

Mr.. Slimpurse-To-
to tell the truth. I
am a-a little afraid
toto ask your faith
er for your hand.
Miss Chargit--Oh,
you needn't worry.
He says I am ruin
ously extravagant.--
New York Weekly.
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Ar~..t.s rAonas Ressrs.

Auwustus Thonas' RetOrt.
Maurice Barrymore's wit u far
famed. but neat little wftticism IT
his expense, hitherto unrecorded, was
Augustus Thomas laconic criticism o.
one Of Barrymore's plays.
The celebrated playwright had been
msrcilessly picking flaws In the act
or's drama, until the good-natured
''Barry" WINGED.
.oh. come Gus.' he interrupted,
ssdori't IS quite 20 hard II it's not an
Alabama Just remember that
wrote It in week.
ibid you. Barryr' retorted Thomas.
s'rhen you must have ioafsd. New
York world.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-31
Soldiers Wearing
"DOg Checks"

American soldiers
in the Philippines are
all wearing dog
checks" A dog
check" IL a medal
about the size Of a
dollar, with the vol
unteer's name, regi-
ment and company
stamped on it. 1t is
hung on a leather
string around the
neck, and serves to
identify the dead and
severely wounded
Pittsburg Dispatch.
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"Of course. wouldn't lie, even e Z
conductor" she said. but ~
couldn't bear to pay fare for nl2
How did you get out Of Il 81 y.
why, I told him she was yeefs 81
Yesterday. She was. you kneN--el
the day before, and the day oetos
that and. in fact, every day for ~
last two and half years. IA
say that she wasn't more tnsn z ~ 80
merely that she was :. .. spus ~ ! 4
bring myself to tell an untrutns
cago Post. sSaIa
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Got Together.

Papa" said little
4-year-old Margie, II
think you are pust
the incest man in the
whole world"
"And ! think you
are the incest little
girl in the world"
replied her father.
"'Course / am"
said Margie. "Ain't
1t queer how such
nice people happen to
get into the same
family 2" Sydney
Town and Country
Journal.
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In Her Line.

Wife--I found q
place today where l
can get q 81 wrap
for $7.98.
Husband Very
well. Tomorrow go
out and find a place
where I can get the
$7.8.-Chicago News.
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Lest We FORGET.

- = >&s
Wife, received a
letter from our coun-
try cousins today,
saying they would
like to visit US for a
month or so. 1 sent
4 reply this after
noon.
Husband anxious
Iy)-What did you
tell them we had?
Wife-Smallpox!
Husband Great
Scott! You've put
your foot In 1t nowi
That's what you told
them last year when
they threatened to
come! Brooklyn
Life.
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~. Couldn,t send Him out.

IT know what you want. Mr.. Spoon
amore.' said Johnny. You want to
Kiss Mabel"
On which account the sorely tried
young woman dared not send the Inn
pudent youngster out of the ROOM
Chicago Tribune.
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THAT was a horri-
bly, suggestive prank
the gamins played
last night" said the
dignified Federal Of
ficer, with the slight
est suspicion OF q
smile lowering about
his lips AZ he spoke.
What prank was
that?"
"why, they took a
sign reading Strip
pers Wanted away
from in front Of g. ci-
gar factory and plac-
ed 1t in front OF one
Of the city theaters
where the ballet IL
popular. / UNDER
stand the manager
has since morning
had numerous appli-
cations for positions
in the chorus by
stage-struck girls. -
Detroit Free Press.
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Different Things.

Husband-Why. I
thought you were go
ing to pay these bills
out of your allow
ance.
Wife-But I didn't
buy these things un-
til after I had spent
it.-Brooklyn Life.
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Wen Informed.

Patron = Are you
sure you know all
shout this girl?
Manager Of employ
ment agency Well.
/ ought to. She has
been in my own fam
lily for the past week.
Detroit Free Press.
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-Bobbie, did you look UP the
story Of the prodigal son, as I told you?
Bobbie--No'm- Ma wouldn't let me
take the Bible. She's pressing autumn
leaves in it.-San Francisco Exam
insr.
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Once Removed.

Raynor II hear
there is a new baby
next door to you.
Shyne-You don't
hear It half as often
as I do. - Chicago
Tribune.
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A Inaisatien.

s'Is that young woman quick 1t rep
arteo7s'
II guess she must be-" answered
Miss Cayenne. she doesn't seem to
have q friend In the worldF-Wash-
ington Star.
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Limited.

Mrs. Myer--I suppose you trust your
husband implicitly?
Mrs. Geyer-Yes-to a certain extent.
Chicago News.
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The average employe IL always q
good deal more grieved when he has
to work ten minutes overtime than no
is pleased when the boss let's him 90
some night an hour early.-Somer-
Vile Journal.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-31

Docs your wife love pets?''
"Absorbingly; never 60 homo but
find her in 0ne."-Boston Courier.
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Qua1iAea Ap
pPaiseF.

II am afraid You
don't appreciate pop
ularity at Its full val
U.S."
II ought to be able
to-" rejoined Senator
Sorghum. II have
paid enough for It."
Washington Star.
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II Didn't Burn. -
Boston matron-My love, you shoula
study domestic as well as polltf6rI
economy, for in the exigancieo X
mundane existence no seer can pro1Z
nosticate the future. Ycu have -
ready disbursed all Of the preulaf!
your uncle gave you.
Small daughter-I know, mother, III
the money was all In new cofnD. a
the designs are 30 inaftistic that I
disliked to retain them ID ny poGoG
sion.--New York Weekly.
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Bxtravsgant Mes.
ehe-Do you want
TO drive your wife
and children to- beg
'garyf That makes
the second package
Of tobacco that
you've bought In .
month.
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Born to Dominate.
Mrs. Crowder has been president OF
your club long time
Yes; none of Us could call her to
order, 20 we decided we might az we'll
let her regulate the rest OF us."-Chi-
cago Record.
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No Drouble Ad All

Miss Chamberlayne
What does your
father, the baron,
call his estate on the
Rhine?
Herr Won Grir-It
was named by mein
gross-fader der Cas-
die of Schneiderblitz-
en- 8 ch en- berghen-
hansen.
Miss Chamberlayne
Thank you; I'm
awfully sorry to have
troubled you. - Mel
b o u r n . w . ekly
Times.
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A Natural GrowIer.

A Natural Growler.
s'How do you like this weather."
''Not much; I'm reared it's goin' to
rain"
well. how's times with your"
"Sorter so-so--but they won't last"
Folks all well?"
"Yes: but the measles is in the
neighborhood."
"Weli. you ought to be thankful
you're a-livin'."
IT reckon so; but we've all got to
die."-Atlanta Constitution.
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DID you have good passagef'
was asked Of . recent traveller.
Fair; but / couldn't Sleep The first
three nights I couldn't tell whether to
shut the portfolio and 60 to bed, or to
close the bed and 60 to the portfolio.
And the last three spent in reading
the customs laws."-Life.
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Chance to Get Even.

to ct Ever.
o
Of you'll
Brdgroom-Yes o
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11lerry Cbcugbts fcr lew Years Day


Art fer Arts Sake
Miss Rossbud--
NAuds Osborne VOWS
she never means -
marry.
Miss Pepperton -
presume, then, that
all that work she
does on her complex
ion 10 nothing but art
for arts sake. Sgd
ney Town and Coun-
try Journel.
why He Felt Bad.
You seem much
upset, my good
man."
"Hupset! 1 should
think / am hupset.
Our blessed kids just
set ITSELF on tire. and
bowed II the rnissus
amt been and put It
out with my pot Of
beer, an me stoney
broke. toe" -Sketchy
Bits.
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He. All Right.

They may say
what they like
against him." said
the convicted ones
defender. but his
heart is in the right
place."
Yes" assented the
other, "and 80 is the
rest Of him for a few
years" Sydney
Town and Country
Journal.
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The PugiIist's Last
Word.

"It IL better to give
than to receive" a.
the pugilist said
when he delivered his
knock out blow
Judy.
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A SKATE" CHARGED UP TO FATE.

!
with buckled toe and with buciled heel
And twans % blade on TIE ice blue stream
Awakens birds winter
signing whispering monotone
Ana my heart S with h auick Srd .; sigh
bythen .
n q NJ.
0SSS>SN~So<10&< SN1<~%N>00SS0
Twoo OF .
First invahd-whats the
Second Invald-Ague What's trouble?
InvalidSame
for he
er,says the Post
Of earth
difficult too hazardous Only tell
bly, the idea
Refs imculty
"Bigby started for Europe full Of big business scheme
thought should
whole up"-Phladelpha Bulletin
Not n Home Rene
family while
Of
the word mind "-Phiadepha Bulletin.
n
Maude-Dear didn't
Inn
a q
illustrated We could $4,000
in
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-31

COlOrs Too Loud.
Mrs. Porcine-What
a lovely rainbow that
is!
Mrs. Chipbeef - Do
you think SO?
Mrs. Porcine-Why,
don't you?
Mrs. Chipbeef-Oh,
I daresay It's all very
well. but the colors
are too loud for my
taste. = Melbourne
Weekly Times.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-31

A usea Beginning
Grandmother But.
my child. you are not
going to marry that
idle young fellow7
You ought to make .
good matohi
Mabel Later,
grandma But - .
matter Of principle.
the first time I marry
1t must be for lowell
Jugend.
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COULDN'T SCREAM \

"If pd kiss you, would you scream?"
"Of course; but-but-pve got an awfuy bad cold"
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Il want you to dis
miss the idea," said
the eminent profess
or, "of the so-called
cliff dwellers being a
prehistoric and now
extinct race of hu-
man beings. Thou
sands Of their de-
scendants are alive
at this day."
That's So" ex-
Claimed an enthusiast
tic student. They
live In fats Chica-
go Tribune.
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N0r0ePy FofvmeFb
why. children,
what are you crying
20 fort"
I'm cold, mamma,
and want you to COW
er me up!" replied
Gertrude.
but, JIlli, what are
you crying fort"
You didn't hear
Gertrude. mamma,
10 I'm helping her
cry!" - Humoristiche
Blaetter.
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ssDarsbls ~ Last.
"How ID It. doctor,
that you are never
seen any more with
your old sweetheart.
the bankers daugh-
teri You and she
used to be INSOFAR
able"
"Oh. she's married
nowl"
II n d &c a. T o
whom?"
ITO meY = Flieg-
ende Blaettef.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-12-31
1t In Reality.

Charley will write often while
darling. shall live in letters
Maude-Dear boy didn't know fond Of note-m,
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. Kinds.
First invald-Whats the matter with you?
Second Invaid-Ague What's trouble?
First Invaid-Same thing
Second InvaidGood drnksChcago News
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Sensible Suggestion.
Retained with Dimculty.
Not a Home Remedy.

She neglects her family While she about advocating
cure"
1t; and then her children don't the
mind "-Philadephia Bulletin