The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1899-07-29

to partake of ane, large trout. and
thsNaiter of the restaurant brought out
to the famished scribe on a l6-lnch
piatter minnow an inch and q half
long. For a story Of downright mean
ness this one is hard to beat.
A few Of our contemporaries are
getting funny over the death Of Bob
Ingersoll, suggesting that he is I'M.
Fdoubtedly enjoying hot time in hell
at present, That may all be true, but
II every mar that we know of that is
patting himself on the back and con-
selling himself with the fact that he
has dead cinch on heaven, gets there,
possibly hell would be far the better
place.
Master John Morrison assisted by
his sister, Louise, entertained a few Of
their numerous friends last Thursday
afternoon. The party was given in
honor of Johns fifth birthday. The
young folks spent the greater portion
Of the afternoon in playing out door
games, about five o'clock a dainty
luncheon consisting IF ice cream, cake.
candy, nuts, etc. was served. Every.
one present says he never spent more
enjoyable day in his whole life.
We received this week copy of the
State University catalog. 1t was print
ed by the Lewiston Tribune and is a
neat specimen Of the topographic art.
The Idaho University is one of the
best educational institutions in the
west, and by glance at the pages Of
its catalogue we find that the number
of students at that seat of learning is
rapidly Increasing. 1t has corps Of
the best instructors in the west, and
educational advantages second to none.
We hope it will continue to prosper.
j. B. Jarvis, miner employed in the
Lucky Boy mine at Custer, Ida. was
brought to the Keogh- Hosmer hospital
for treatment yesterday. Jarvis was
badly hurt by the premature explosion
of blast about two weeks ago. His
left eye was entirely blown out, and the
right eye badly injured. Ills right hand
was also damaged by pieces of rock, and
iHmay be necessary to amputate part Of
it, The surgeons at the hospital hope
toSaye the sight of the right eye
Salt Lake Tribune.
A new feature of the race war has
been developed in Texas. We have
read of hot-olooded Southerners re.
fusing to dine at the same table OF
ride in the same car with a negro, but
we have never heard of the negroes
doing any kicking. But down in Tex
as they must be elevating. At a school
down there about one hundred or SO
negro students walked out because a
negro examiner was discharged and a
white man placed in charge. G0aN is
the way of the world.
Dr.. Isham couldn't stand it at all.
He let his wife go up to Mt. Home,
and took to The culinary department
like French chef, until his reputation
as hot cake turner made him the
envy of the whole block. He could
cook cakes in q dozen different styles,
throw them into the air and let them
! turn over a couple of times aud catch
Them in the griddle without splitting
a drop of batter or ruffiing the cake.
But he couldn't stand it any longer, so
he sent up and had his wife come home.
Mrs. Isham returned Wednesday and
the doctor is correspondingly happy.
The undergraduates are confident
Iy expecting that the volunteers retIrn-
ing from the Philippines will oppose
the retention of those islands. The
expansionists are equally confident
that the volunteers will be enthusiasts.
tically favorable to their views. The
fact is, that the volunteers are as
divided on that question as are meI
of this country. But expansion will
win, nevertheless; if for no Other
reason, because we want more trade
and cannot get it unless our flag floats
over trans Pacific territory.-WOoC
River Times
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