Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1899-03-04
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Bulletin.
Robbie CreadIngl Pa. what does q
better halr' mean? Pa-Just whas
She Says.-Life.
"rhe minister asked me how could
defend the practice Of skating on Sun
day" what did you sayY' Il said IA
might thaw on Monday Puck.
Papa from The next room)-EtheL
aren't You going to light the gas la
there? Ethel-Yes, papa; we were just
speaking of-er-striking match. -
Truth
Teacher-Now, children, what cau
you tell me about the immortal George2
Schoar-He knocked the spots out Ok
the Spaniards at Manila. ma'am.--
Judge.
Ethel~-You say he was wounded be
fore Santiago? Jack-Yes, two months
before. The President refused him
commission as major-general, you
know.
Shc-Oh, James. how grand the sea
Is. How wonderful. DO so like to-
hear the roar Of the ocean. He-So do
/, Elizabeth Please keep quiet-Lus-
tgen Blaetter.
In the Circus.-"The tattooed girl is
rs pretty as a picture. isn't shef" "Oh,
yes. whole lot Of pictures. But then,
her beauty is only skin deep"-Phila-
delphla Bulletin.
Joking aside. madam, two girls have
gone insane from love of me-and you
say you really cannot love me?" NO.
baron" "rhird case Of Insanity
Flicgende Blaetter.
Cholly Ricketts, neutrality-suspicious.
me, dearest, and ! shall enter a mon
astery and be a monk. Maude Sum-
mcrflirt-Monastery? Don't you mean
a menagerle Puck.
Old Milyuns-Y Young man, my daugh.
ter tells me you kissed her last night
perciyal Tootles-Well If she wants to-
go Dragging about It, that's her priYi~
lege Chicago Record.
Young Father-What would you
name her? Father in-law-Why, name
her Maria Teresa. 1t win cost small
fortune to raise her. and as soon as
she's raised you'll lose her."-Judge.
Weary Willie Ell you he'd a million
dollars, Fields, wot would you do Wit
it? Flowery Fields-W'y, l wouldn't
/ do nuttn wit ind jess rest easy and
/ ct it do suttn Wit me.-Truth.
Everybody seems to be on an equal
/ ity in Klondike," said the shoe clerk
boarder. yes" said the Cheerful
Idiot, zone man can cut as much ice as
another up there. indianapolis Jour
nal.
paw" asked the little boy "what is
q braln-worker?' "A brain worker"
said the old man, as a man who has to
spend all his salary In dressing up to
the position he holds. Typographical
Journal.
Mr.. Gotrox- What would you expect
me to do for my daughter if you mar"
ried her? George Goodthing Slightly
embarrassed 49, You-er-wouldn't bG
willing to die for her. would Op?-
Judge.
Decentralization, would you please
help an old soldier along who has seen
many battles2 Benevolent Lady Chands
ing him shillngJ-Where-india OK
Egypt? Beggar--In the iIstrated p&,
pers, mum.-Tit-Bits.
"Mr. Scatterton prides himself on
being strictly impartial" Yes" an'
swered the unamiable man, Il once
went hunting with him. He didn3
seem to care whether he hit the rabbit
the dog or one of his friends. Wash
lngton Star.
Young lady-You are a wonderful
master Of the piano, ] hear. Professor
Won Spieler (hired for the occasion)-S
blay aggompaniments zomedmeS
Young lady-Accompaniments TO sing
ing? Professor Won Spieler-Aggons'
paniments to OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Customer-Look here! The first time
/ used this cheap umbrella | bought OF
Won. the black dye soaked out and drip
ned all over me. Dealer-Mein frient
that was our new patent self-detectiyE
umbrella. If any one should steal that
you'd know him by his clothes.-TiSy
Bits.
whats thisT asked the baggage
man. as the man with the truck tossed
a well-wrapped bundle into the car.
"a feather bedY Yes, sir" spoke up
the owner, standing on the depot plat
form and grnning maliciously, with 3
trunk on the inside Of It, Throw 1t as
hard as you please"
Former employer-And so you are q
newspaper man now, JiIDson? Jimson
Yes. sir. I'm the editor OF the Job de-
partment Former employer-Editor OF