The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-07-30
THE NEW TENANTS.
Apprehensions Regarding an Onyx Table
al7eae Find Quick ReaIlzatio 81 ,i.-

'7sqe Find Quick Realization. 81 }t
AS the. agent opened the door to let the
prospective tenant out of the little apart
ment, he ohanted it's merits glibly.
-Four rooms, bath and pantry; desir-
able location; steam The whir of the
descending elevator blurred his words.
| A voice came from the foremost room.
I'VE have every reason to be proud" it
said. Notice the compliments that are
showered upon us. Light, airy, COM
modious! Hal haF' it chuekled. qqp
wait" said a voice from the rear,
tenant rarely think alike. You'll hear
other opinions expressed later"
''See here" said the parlor, do you
think those people who just went fout
t the 1 he sighed. II know thsir Hind
gold furniture with long. wabbly orna-
mente and long distances between chairs
Think they're a bride and bridegroom.
eh?" said the dining room.
I'm. glad to hear it; That means
pers, and company to Sunday diniers;
"And onyx tables gPoaned the paElors
with a lamp stuck on top. There Il
se ent And chairs with gold legs and pink
silk seats. Oh, why don't somebody take
us and dress me in q rational way with
and an an cas- easy Chair ana table full Oh
magazines so that somebody would come
near me once in a while besides 9 aarL
with sduster1 As fer as. sociapllity 10
concerned" he lamented ard rather be
A small voice hesitated back Of the
it said, "do those people impress You as
persons who would keep white Or oeicrs0
help? 1 couldn't judge" GA, -
ssssWTeii, I. have naturally some Pride in
the way I'm Kept" ssid. the kttohen.
IKE fun myself. The last people, you
know, did their own work. and It was
lights out for me at at night. haEenL
m1rtrnured, NOR the icernan, EXCEPT in .
purely business way Did you ever" It
inquired tenderly,. "see an 4rish oook
mans club for the swcrdf assure
you
a gentle voice interroeated, 'DO vow
do % Ds ePs sT H s 81 Shs basior
.'Everythings always, hung y me. worse
s gs p h tSsf and i0ala GnS g
mottoegl' sighed the bedroom That's
| don't mind. one good strong blow and
It's all over but a pin IS forever Skipping
out and being stuck In again in . new
the landlord Silo would i've here: No tacEing
them"
te The T T2ise pas S aSay ie TO nS
for me-" 1t said. "The years he was here
was all worsted mats and antinaeas-
and ass fPd Mds iass
Little dinners" said the dining room
gently. ''rhat's what like, and The par
wife is away; blue smoke up to the ceil-
ing; not so much talk, and no noise but
the shuttle of the cards and the blinking
t ies sp ep On on my zee eeng cork new ew E5
one night. Hal Mar It laughed.
None Of that for; me- said the parlor
me me as a rule. Wemen come IN with their
hats on and talk. Talkl'' it chuckled.
MY ceilings! II l could tell you some of
the things I've heard!'
Two little voices sounded Shrily from
the bath room and pantry II wonder if
they will use scented soap instead -
Are they apt to have china or porce-
The hall door opened. The little apart
ment became silent as tomb.
can COMIC TA a ssd the ass y9 about gSs
range"
He followed the young couple into the
parlor Sorry TO bring you back. said
the young man, but we wanted to be
His wife interrupted him joyfully. "Oh
GeorgeF' she cried How beautifully
Aunt Carries onyx table will fit in that
cornef?"
The agent started and turned his head
whats the matter?" asked the young
man.
'Nothin'" said the agent. "I thought
heard somebody laugh in the dining
room" New York Sun. ~ lnfE--
Western relative--Do zey make title
tootsey wootsy eat with an ugly old
nspooney?
Boston infant--They compel me, TO Fp-