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FOR SALE OR RENT-HOUSES.
TH0S. 6. WAGGAMAh.
leal Estate Broker and Auctioneer,


9f7 F Street N. w.
FOR SALE-NORTHWEST.
1sie 18th ST., b. h.. sr, bath; IN. 800
Browns Court. b. h., stories. 4r...... l.loo
FOR sALE-NoRTHEAST.
III 1lth St, brick I0r. bath and m. /. 80, 900
80 9th St, brick. sr, bath and a. i-.. 800
ozs snn SSl 9TH, 1r; a. m. /. lEach)---- sou
SSl tt, frame, stories, 5r......-....-... Low
SOUTHEAST.
fls n: J. ave. brick, Ar. Bath; a m, IS. .coo
loei ST., b. h., ST., L. m. l.. lot l6x15 Il; SOD
Sss St. biiek. store DWELLING. s:0riea 1000
loi and l1S ST., b. hs., or. (both)..-. A''''
SOUTHWEST
Oil to Sis G st. e-r.. bath. a. m. (aiD 5000
ios to 40 s. Capitol, frames. rooms; both i,oe9
loo6 9Th ST., h., Ar, lot lixll5 ft--.... Loo
ie LIST st. frame: Let q. SKIS ft..:-:...-.- i.s
lsSo 30 st.. frame, Ar. lot S0xle3 it...... looo
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Mass ave, bet. 1st and sd sox75 ft........N s.
ID ST.. bet and l., 2ox9o .................. 90
n. E. cor. II and Ilth; asxlO0 ft........--. .
H St. bet 4,h and 5tS; 20xiOo ft........... 50
Mas. ave-. bet. Is. and I'd 2Oxss tt........ ! 80
Mas: ave-. bet Sd and 4th; eox15 ft........ 3
y. z cor. and sth; e5xo5 ft.............. II cder
18th st.. bet. A and b: aO1sO f,.............. o
SOUTHEAST.
rsnn,ylrsnia Pc ave. bet e,h and III ....s, @ 60
eth III. bei T. tapftct ana a, zoxiZo U..- ~
Pennsylvania ave. bet. 18th and lsth........ ! 90
FOR RENT--ST0RES.
storeroon. 1I07 G St. .s.5 90
Store and dwelling, 92l st. NV. 9r...... 10 %
Store and dwelling 2Ol2 18th ST. NV llr. 80 90
Store and dwelling. 400 LIST st. ne. IT,. 10 90
Store and dwelling. 1924 ST. and .3o Goth
st. NV. 40 90
Store 1902 Pa ave- nw............i 10 %
Store and dwelling sol II St :,w sr... 81 80
Store and dwelling, i0l X ST. ne. - 90
a. lsf
ST.. :. c5 90
Warehouse 1895 | St se.....2 % co
Store and dwelling. col VI St sw ir. 20 90
Warehouse corner High and Water s,s... 20 %
Store, corner 10Th and SITS. rw.....-...... 20 90
FOR RENT-NoRTIiEAST.
,2a Mass. ave. (fur). llr.................S5 SO 90
so eth st. ...................2 % 90
3r9 St. 9r....................... 20 10
SIS l ST. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Ii so
Il2l 18th ST. 1r........................ 10 90
l3i7 b st, ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. l3 so
SIS ST., 6r........................ II 50
caIl for conf m, oafi1lv Rnilofia
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FOR RENT-OFFICES
PROPOSALS.

FOR RENT rooms, suitable for offices; 2d Goor.
1872 10th NV. niy25-It
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THE EVENING IIME WASHINGTON WEDNESDAY NAY 81 lsss
STEAMBOATS,.
Norfolk & Washington
Steamboat Co.
STEAMBOATS,.

- Every day In the year for Fortress Monroe.
- Norfolk. Newport News and all points south
- BY the superb, powerful stssI palace steam.
- err Newport Neus," Norfolk" and
Washington'' on the following schedule:
Lv Washington.6 80 pm Lv. Portmouth.5: 90 pm
Lv Alexandria. 100 pm iv. Norfolk. .5:45 pm
Ar. # Monroe..7:00 am Lv. TT. Monroe. ..6:l5 pm
Ar. Norfolk. .... $500 an Ar. Alexandra. g 30 am
Ar. Portsmouth. .8:15 am Ar. Washington. 90 am
- Tickets on sale at SIT Penn. ave-. and
- Q. ticket Office. 6io Penn ave. and corner
- 18th 1t. and N. y. ave-, @. & O. ticket Of
- secs. at SIS Penn are, and 500 lsth e.
- s. A. L. Ticket Once, 1884 N. Y. ave-. and
- on board steames1
- u For further information apply at gen
sIl e61ces, 7th st. wharf. Wash. u. Z.
- Phone 75o.
Do2sH mo. CALLAHAN. Genersl Manager.
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WALL PAPER

NOW THAI THE PEACE JUBILEE is thing af
the past, md Decoration Day is over, sou
can settle down and make your home ready sor
summer. Don't fe.xct We paper room& g
up-and do all kinds Of Painting at very Isvcst
prices. NOLTE. SO 9th 4. No branch. mysl IT
C. n PHHLIPS-Paperhana ug and psiuting;
rooms papered, - up; good work; aew de.
signs $40 N. Y. ave. my167t
ROOMS PAPERED. e up, with rlcf, handsome
paper. W. F. HUNT. 1919 st. NV.
My95-7t-en
ROOMS papered q up; nrst -ciao painting ct bot.
tom prices; an work guaranteed. RICHARD
8 RYNE4, $50 h st. ne. myS-lmo
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FOR RENT-TYPEWRITERs.

FOR RENT-Universal keyboard typcwritcrs. with
privilege Of purchase; Remingtcn-. Caligrapis-
improved Smith Premier. Hartford, Densnore.
Yost, ard Jewett, from 50 to s5 per month: come
in and 90 your typewriting; terins reasonable.
NEWNAN'S GIL 7th ST. my21-.t-en
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ron EXCHANGE.

WR HAVE some very psomiang exshangea to
offer in houses and lots. wM. W. HEBRON.
I3o6 st. nv. my14-1mo
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ATTORNEYS.

G. r. JOCKEY.
AftoeSsy and Counselor At Law,
sss ID Street Northwest (opposits City Hsll)
Crininsl Tsiss asd Divorce Cases are my
E'eiaisisA
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OCEAN STEAMSHIPS.
N~~~~~~~-~-~----S~~-~~- >~I->~-~-----~~-~~->
AMERICAN LINE.
FAST EXPRESS SERVICE.
NEW OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
CALLING. WEST-BOUND, AT CHERBOtRG.
Sailing Wednesdays at 10 a. m
st. Paul. ....... juno St. Louis. July
St Louis. June Il New York. July II
New York. June 81 st. Paul. July -
ST. Paul. l....... June 2Si
PHILADELPHIA. QUEENSTOWN. LIVERPOOL.
Sailing Saturdays.
-Nsesiand June $, D p m
'Begenland. June IL. .. IN.
REMNANT JUNO -, ~ a. III.
'Rynland July /, y. m.
RED STAR LINE.
NEW ORk-ANTWERP-PARlS.
Every Wednesday at II noon.
Noordand. June -Southwark. June 81
Friesland- June IA WesteInland. June %
These steamers carry only cabin and ,hird-class
Passengers, at low rates
INTERNATIONAL NAVIGATION COMPANY,
Piers Il and Is, Y. R.-ofice. 13 Broadway, y. Y.
Philadelphia Otice, 305-3J7 Walnut 81.
WASHINGTON OFFICE-l3G5 ST. y. W,
Or W. G. MOSS Agent, o2l Pa Ave.
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COUNTRY BOARD.

LOCUST GROVE. one mile from Hancock, Md. ;
good table. large, airy rooms, and free drives
to Berkeley Springs and other points Of interest
Address BOX l. Hancock, Nd my25-7t
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PosrorFrcE NOTICE.

WASHINGTON, D. O., PosroFF1CE NOTICE
Should be read daily. as changes may occur at
any time
FOREIGN NAILS are forwarded to the ports Of
sailing daily, and the schedule Of closings is ar
ranged the presumption Of their uninterrupted
overland transit. For the week ending June g.
the last connecting closes will be made from this
Office as follows:
Transatlantic Mails.
wEDNEsDAY-(d) At s:i5 p. m. for for EU-
ROPE, per S. 8. F. Bismarck from New
York via Cherbourg, Southampton, and Ham
burg.
FRIDAY-(0 At 9:I5 p. m. for FRANCE. swift
ZERLAND. ITALY, SPAIN. PORTUGAL.
TURKEY. EGYPT AND BRITISH INDIA, per
Havre. Letters for other parts Of EUROPE
must be directed '.Per La Gascogne."
(c) At Hos p. m for NETHERLANDS d.
rect. per s. Spaarndam. from New York.
via Rotterdam Letters must be directed 'Per
(c) At Hos p M EUROPE per s. s. Lu-
eania.' from New York, via Queenstown.
tc) At Hos p m. for ITALY. per s. s.
Kaiser Wilhelm II. from New York. via Ma
Piles Letters must be directed per Kaiser
(c) At HOS p M for SCOTLAND direct.
per s. 8. City OF Rome. from New York. via
Cl.sgow. Letters must be directed ''Per City
Of Rome"
PRINTED NATTER, ETC.-German stesmens
sailing from New York on Tuesdays take printed
matter. etc, for GERMANY. and specially ad-
dressed printed matter, ETC., for other parts Of
EUROPE.
American and White Star steamers sailing from
New York Wednesdays; German steamers from
New York on Thursdays, and Cdnard. French and
German steamers from New York on Saturdays
take printed matter, etc. for all countries for
which they are advertised to carry mails.
al
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FOR sALE-SUBURBAN.

FOR SALE-Brightwood Park. corner lot. 5Ox15O:
20-foot alley; sewer. gas. and water; half
square from cars; 10 minutes from city; artesian
well on lot; high and healthy location. Address
NJ. J. C.. Brghtwood Park, d. C. my3l-3t
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FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE.

FOR EXCHANGED make specially OF trading
property for exchange; I handle both city, su-
burban, and country. improved and unimproved
business and private houses. ABRAHAM FISHER,
5l2 st. NV. my20, q, q, Is % % So 81 en-
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FOtiND-Sum Of money; found on N st. NV, by
Mrs L. AUSTIN, 1907 3lst st. nw.; owner
may secure same by proving ownership. Item
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wANTED-AGENTS.

WANTED-ROOMS AND BOARD.
| WANTED-By'young gentleman room and board;
private family. Address V. 7. d., this office.
my3J3t
| WANTED-Room and board for two gentlemen. by
June !, between ith and l4th Pa ave. and
NJ ST. Address J. A., this office. my29-3t
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new GEO MARTIN, this Office. my3l l-3t -em
FOR SALE-A beautiful country home; 20 acres
Of land; frame dwelling Of rooms, with
brick basement Of 3 roons; stuatetf in an OAK
grove, surrounded by beautiful shrubbery and flow.
ers, and quantities Of various fruits, and
overlooks the Potomac; three minutes walk
from wharf; steamers land daily; miles by wa
ter, 0 by good road. from Washington city;
all necessary outbuildings: viii be Sold reassna-
bic. Apply to GALLOWAY & WARD. 9e3 La.
ave- NV, Washington, D. C. my3o-st
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roR sALE-couxrRY PROPERTY.

FOR SALE acres Of fine land: all buildings
new GEO. MARTIN, this Office. my3l-3t .em
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04
Paris Expedition BuildirRs,

A Paris dispatch says: The exceed
ingly mild weather prevailing here
thus far this winter may be bad for
the city's health, but it certainly is
good for the coming expedition. Even
before the strike of the masons last
summer the architects admitted that
they were behind in their work on the
great stone buildings that will be the
center of the worlds fair of 1900, but
this open season has enabled them to
make up for lost time. Now nearly
all the heavy labor is done on the per
manent structures supplanting the old
Palais de rIndustrie. Between the
Champs Elysees and the Seine some
parts of the roof are almost completed,
and already one can get fair idea of
the strikingly beautiful effect to be
presented by this portion of the expo
sition grounds. The greatest activity
now reigns everywhere throughout the
grounds, and there no longer remains
any doubt that the site will be ready
In ample time.
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04
Peru During Our War.

From the New York Commercial Ad-
vertiser: Capt. j. B. Hickey, military
attache at the United States legation
in Peru, who has been recalled to
Washington, arrived here today on the
Panama liner Alliance. He said that
things were quiet when he left Lima,
and that the feelings of the Peruvians
during the war was not by any means
in favor Of Spain. During the conflict
the Spaniards and Americans doins
business in Peru patronized each
other, and at times discussed banter
ingly the battles of Manila and San
tiago. and the false victories Of the
Spaniards, details of which were regu-
larly circulated by Spanish agents
throughout the South American coun-
tries. While the Spaniards and Amer
ican citizens were on good terms with
each other after the declaration Of war,
there was no communication between
the legations Of the two countries.
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Completely Sold.

The author of "Ten Thousand q
Year" was very fond of being supposed
to be intimate with grandees, and, in.
deed, he was So only he could never
have enough of them.
One day he happened to mention to
a legal friend Cwho knew this idiosyn.
Grassy Of his) that he was asked to dine
with the Lord Chancellor the next day
so am l." said the other promptly;
"I am glad we shall meet"
"Ah! but I'm not going" observed
Warren; Il have another engage
ment."
81 am sorry for that, and so l am
sure, will be His Lordship I'll tell
him how grieved you were"
mo, don't do that" said Warren un-
easily.
why not? 1t will be something to
say I shall certainly do it
well, the fact is, my good fellow,
was only in fun" Warren then con-
fessed; "the Lord Chancellor has not
invited me to dinner"
Nor has he me; was in fun, too, "
said the other.
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04
PROSPERITY DAWNIN0.
s,stis,ios for 1898 Present y Remarkable
showing

The farmers of this country maze
more money in 1898 than ever before
in its history. The forthcoming statis-
ticil report from the Department OF
Agriculture will show unprecedented
crops. Unprecedented prices aud un-
precedented prosperity. The corn crop
in 1896 amounted to 2,2S3 S75. 1856 bush
els. valued ut S449.276,03O; in 1897 1t
was 1.9O2,9GI .933 bushels, valued at
S.rO1 .012,952. In 1898. according to
present estimates. the volume was not
only largely increased. but the farm
value of corn throughout the country
averages - cents bushel more than
in 1897.
The wheat crop in 1896, at y cents
II busliel, WAS valued at $42I 1854 ,340'
in 1897. NJ sos per bushel. it was val
ued at Sl2N5I7. .121. The increase IN
1858 was lill ,692 acres. the largest IN
history. and the crop was unprecedent-
ed in qualify. quantity and price.
The barley crop in 1897 was worth
SO. 142, 139 at 81 cents bushel. Inc
figures for 1888 are not in yet, but the
price OF 4l.4 cents bushel and the
preliminary report shows crop slight
ly above tn" average. The same may
be said of rye. which is quoted at 46.3
cents a bushel. against AL in 1897.
The farm price for oats in 1898, ac-
cording to the official figures Of the
Agricultural Department, is 25.6 cents
bushel, against 21.2 for 1887, and 1915
in 1896 The totals are not in yet, but
in 1897 the crop was valued at $14I,-
974,719.
Potatoes are now worth Ala cents a
bushcl on the farm, which is n large
falling of from 1897 when they sold
for 54.7 cents. but it is said that the diff
ference will be more than made up by
the increase in the volume of the crop,
which is believed to be twenty-one per
cent. greater than in 1897. when the to-
tai was valued at SS9,643,O59.
The hay crop of the United States in
1897 was valued at S40l l,39O,72S, with
hay selling at $6.62 ton. In 1898 the
crop was the best on record, and it is
selling at an average Of So ton
throughout the country.
During the calendar year ended De-
cember 31st the value of the breadstuffs
sold abroad was S317, 100000. provis-
ions S1Ti 100000. and cotton. S233 ,0OO,-
600, making total OF $4,000, 600
worth Of farm products exported and
sold at better prices than were ever
known before.
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04
Tho National Capital.

The eyes of the world are now CEN
tered on Washington. The best line
between Chicago and the national cap
ital is the Monon Route. @. n. & d.
Ry., B. & o. s. W. and B. & o. Through
sleepers leave Chicago daily at 2:45
a. IN. (ready in Dearborn station at
$50 p. m.l, arriving at Cincinnati at
II 20 a. M. Washington at 6:47 a. m.
and Baltimore $50 a. III. This is the
most comfortable and convenient train
for the east running out of Chicago.
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Expect . High Rate Of speed.

Considerable interest attaches to the
new steam turbine-driven terpedo-boat
destroyer which c. A. Parsons is now
building at his ship building yard on
the Tyne The boat is to be- 200 feet
long, of 10000 horse power, which is
to enable her to steam, at the very
least, thirty-five knots. or forty miles.
an hour. She will be twice the length,
six times the width. and is to develop
horse power hve times greater than
the little Turbinia, which aroused such
interest at the time Of the great naval
review twelve months ago. Although
Mr.Farsons gives only thirty-dvs knots
as the speed Of the boat he has IN
haAd, he hopes to get q much higher
spssd-in fact. forty-hvs nilss IN hear
-out Of her.
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04
THE rYPEwRlrER.s SPREAD
1t Is Already Used Evsrywhsrs, Ever
Beyond Civilization.


Beyond Civilization.
There are probably few even among
those who use the typewriter who have
any proper perception of the variety
and universality Of the ingenius sub
stitute for the pen, says the Syracuse
Standard. Although only In its very
early youth, it has already penetrated
into every corner OF the earth. II
has gone with invading armies and ex-
plorers into the very heart of Africa;
Lieut.. Peary has introduced 1t to Polar
ice, and 1t has travelled thousands OF
miles over Siberian SHOWS. 1t travels
with every army and feet, and 1t was
one of the first things rescued from the
sunken Maine. Two of the most cost
ly typewriters belong to the queen and
czar of Russia They are exquisite ma
chimes of white enamel and gold, with
keyes of ivory. The queen regent OF
Spain uses one for her correspondence;
the khedive possesses one; and, in
fact, there is scarcely court in Europe
where the typewriter has not a place.
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04
ar.ftlns the English Walnut.

A correspondent from Dover, Della
ware, desires to know whether any one
has attempted to graft the English
walnut on the black walnut or butter
nut. If successful many a grove of
black walnuts could be turned into
great profit.
1t is said that in the vicinity Of ll0-
mosassa. Florida, large plantations are
being made of the English walnut
These plantations have not yet come
into bearing, and the healthy. vigorous
growth is all that can be desired
Meehan's Monthly.
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Emperor William. Cares.

Each year Emperor William orders
from his stationer 10000 visiting
cards. Those which the latter has just
supplied his imperial patron for the
new year differ from all previous pro-
ductions even to the point Of absurdi-
ty. The card, which is Of bristol
Glace," quite as thick as cardboard,
is about foot long by four inches
wide. Engraved upon this veritable
placard is simply the word wilhelm
in very large gothic letters. and be
meath, in somewhat smaller charac-
tiers, is Emperor of Germany and
King Of Prussia
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04
Baltimore b Ohio.

From time to time articles appear
In various papers about the so-called
Hill control" of Baltimore e. Ohio,
together with exhaustive details of
various struggles which are supposed
to be in progress between Mr.. Hill
and other people in the Baltimore &
Ohio board. The details of these strug-
giles are very interesting. but are open
to the criticism that they have no ex-
fstence in fact. The plain facts OF the
matter are, first that Mr.. Hill does not
control Baltimore & Ohio. nor has he
at any time expressed any desire or
taken any steps in that direction:
second, that there has at no time been
any differences of opinion between Mr..
Hill and the Baltimore G. Ohio people
with regard to a selection of general
manager, the selection OF Mr.. Under
wood being satisfactory to everybody !;
and third, that the delay in regard to
Mr.. Underwood's acceptance of the
general managership of Baltimore &
Ohio was due to matters connected
with the 500 Line more than anything
else
1t is pretty well understood here
that Mr.. Hill was invited to interest
himself in Baltimore & Ohio, on the
theory that he could be of great ser
vice to the property as an adviser, and
to this end he, with some of his
friends, purchased substantial inter-
est in the preferred stock of the
company. This interest is nowhere
near = controlling interest, but is still
very large. 1t may be said without
fear of contradiction. that there is en-
tire harmony in Baltimore & Ohio
circles from top to bottom.
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04
Would p,.,r,,c.,.. Negroes.

Ihe Legislature of North Carolina is
preparing law to disfranchise the
cOiored voters of that state. and the
ingenuity of the Democratic leaders Is
now being exercised to accomplish that
purpose without interfering with the
constitution Of the United States. Sev-
eral OF them have been to Washington
TO confer with Democratic leaders in
congress, from whom they have re-
ceived some valuable suggestions.
senator Catfery Of Louisiana is the re-
puted author of scheme which pro-
vides an educational test. but cXempts
from that test all voters whose AN
cestors voted in any of the United
States Of the Union prior to January
l, 1s6n' when negro suffrage took eff
feet. As no negroes voted prior to that
date this exemption will enable the il
literal" white men to vote and pro
htbit the illiterntc negroes.
Does your boss do any work?' Work.
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04
How's Thhl

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any
ease Of Catarrh that cannot be cured BY Halls
Catarrh Cure.
r. j. CHENEY CO.. Toleds. Q
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last is years and believe him
perfectly honora BILE in all business ira nsactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga-
Nons made by their firm.
West 4 Truax. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo
O.: Walding. Kinnan Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists. Toledo. Ohio
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
Of the system. Testimonials sent free Price
nc per bottle. Sold by all druggista
Halls Family Pills arc the best
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04
Reuara of .eo.ooo onered.

A wealthy lady lost satchel con
tanning jewels worth S15O,OOO. and of
fered a reward of $4,000. The loss OF
health is far more serious. and yet il
can easily be recovered. A little money
invested in Hostetter's Stomach Bit
ters will restore strength. purify the
blood, regulate the bowels and help til
stomach to properly digest food.
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04

In Prof. y. X. Wallace'S 'Wonder1ui
Century" the following table OF the
great inventions of the nineteenth cen
tury, compared with the results OF
mans ingenuity during all the precei
ing ages
NINETEENTH CENTURY.
/. Railways.
2. Steamships.
8. Electric telegraphs.
4. The telephone.
5. Lucifer matches.
G. Gas Illumination.
Z. Electric lighting.
s. Photography.
Q. The phonograph.
10. Roentgen rays.
II. Spectrum analysis.
IL. Anaesthetics.
49, Antiseptic surgery.
a. Conservation of energy.
Is. Molecular theory of gases.
16. Velocity of light directly meas
ured, and earth's rotation experiment
ally shown.
II. The uses OF dust.
IS. Chemistry, definite proportions.
10. The meteors and meteoric theo.
ry.
20. The glacial epoch.
81. The antiquity Of man.
20. Organic evolution established.
23. Cell theory and embryology.
"a. Germ theory of disease, and tn,
function of the Leucocytes.
ALL PRECEDING AGES.
/. The mariners compass.
2. The steam engine
8. The telescope.
4. The barometer and thermometer
5. Printing.
6. Arabic numerals.
Z. Alphabetical writing.
s. Modern chemistry founded.
8. Electric science founded.
10. Gravitation established.
II. Kepler's laws.
~. The difYerential calculus.
13. The circulation of the blood.
IA. Light proved to have finite vslo
city.
16. The development OF geometry.
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04
Cancellation.

why do the roses fade slowly away"
she inquired. poetically.
We'll" replied the baldheaded young
man with wide ears, when you think IT
over it's all for the best. It's more com
fort able to have them fade slowly away
than to 60 off all of sudden like q tor
pedo. Star
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04
Scientifically Correct.

And when proposed to her she turned
all the colors of the rainbow at once.
How can you make such ridiculous
assertion"
"All the colors at once. II you have not
forgotten your high school lessons. you
ought to know make white.'-Ihdianap-
oils Journal.
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04

1.-The judge c-anged his mind and de.
clared her insane" ANY new evidence?
Yes; it was proved that the hat she
STYLES.
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04

what do you think about this univer-
sal peace movement 1T will do tc
quarrel about as well as anything
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04

forgotten the name of n book his wife
wanted What did he do about it?
"One OF the girl clerks suggested that
maybe he had a memorandum of the
name in his pocket" Had he?" "Oi
course"
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04

Mrs. WlnsIowss Soothing syrup
For children tsething softens the reduces nnam
nation aNys pain, cures wind collie. IS cents bottle
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04

of what use is our independence? 2"
asked the Cuban in despair. "Why?"
Down the street there is Spanish store
filed with all sorts of valuables. and the
Americans won't allow US TO touch IT,
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04

Your daughter has a rather peculial
name. Violetta Jerusha? Yes. but TIL,
grandmothers she is named after are
both rich"
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04

FITS SFermsnentlyCured nts or vousne ess afte,
hrst day nse Of DR.. klne's Great Nerve Restorer.
send for FREE $500 trial bottle and treatise.
DIR X ~ MINE. Ltd. 93l Arch 81. PhiladelphiA, Pa
The Meeker herald., 1899-02-04

Richards Magic Catarrh Expellant Co,
Omaha. Neb. Write for particulars