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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1899-01-12

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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1899-01-12
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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1899-01-12
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The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1899-01-29
AT THE WHITE HOUSE.
Secretary Hays Extended Confer
encc With the President.

Secretary Hay spent an hour In confer
ence with the President yesterday morn
ing. The conference consumed most OF
the time usually devoted by Mr.. Mckinley
to the reception of visitors. consequently
the Senators and Representatives who
called during the morning failed in their
endeavor TO see the President.
The appointment Of a successor to the
late John Russell Young as librarian of
Congress is still under consideration by
Mr.. Mckinley. II is understood. however
that the position Will be given TO Repre-
sentative Barrows of Massachusetts. as he
is said not only 10 have the strongest rec
ommendation, but also possesses the quail
fications required for the position.
The President during the morning found
time TO receive five representatives of the
American Boy Association, who called to
report the progress OF the fund which they
are raising for the purpose of purchasing
a battleship TO present TO the United States
Navy. The delegation was composed Of
w. Rankin Good the originator of the
plan and president of the association;
Harry ]. Price. Lewis +. Dunkman, Jere
Mackie, and William Clarke, all from Gin
cnnati, Ohio. They were presented to the
President by Representative Grosvenor Of
Ohio, who acts in the capacity of advisor
TO the association.
The other callers at the Executive Man
sion yesterday were Senators Hanna, De-
hoe, Elkins, Bate, Penrose. and Clay.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1899-01-29

city, has been elected a delegate TO represent the
Reformed Evangelical Church al the Ecumsn,s4l
Conference 81 Aethudisn, which will assemble in
London. England, in 1901
The stacks Of hay the farm Of ". Clinton
Neldpn. in Northwest Alexandria. were burned
by iuceudiary last night.
George II. Noils today purchased from the Mt
Vernon Building Association house and lot on
the west side II Lee Street, south Of FrIuRI.u.
for sos
\ youth named Paul Soliciting was rum over
by "a team at Fairfax and Prince Streets today
and was painfully injured
The board Of supervisors Of Alexandria County
has passed order directing the jailcr To- d,S4s-
nate certain hours If labor for each prisoner
confined under hi5 charge This action on the Fary
OF The board was prompted 10y an enactment ~
the J. gi,.ature which places prisoners rs well IS
county property under the immediate supervision
uf The county board.
Wis, Bay Farrell daughter OF the Hon. Richard
Farrell. spanish and French consul at Waterford.
Ireland, and Gerald Carew, native OF TIpp--lsT,
Ireland. hut how prominent merchant ut New
York City. Will he married in This city Mon
day morning Jt o'clock The ceremony VIII To-
hed IN 81 Nary's Church, and there will %,
nuptial mass.
The Rev Theron H. Rice, who has been IN with
scarlet fever, is improved.
The railroad tcieCraphers handsomely enter
tanned a number Of their friends at a smoker
in odd Fellows Hall tonight.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1899-01-29
YOUNG THOMAS IN TROUBLE.
Accused of Securing His Own Trunk
Under False Pretcnccs.

Chicago, Jan. 2S.-For obtaining possess
sion OF his own trunk, containing articles
valued at $50, Harold +. Thomas. twenty
two years old, son of a multi millionaire
was urraigned yesterday. A continuance
was procured by his lawyer until Febru-
airy l.
Gen. Samuel Thomas, of New York, own
err of the Monon Railroad is the father OF
the young man accused OF getting the trunk
through false pretences. He is now sttdy-
ing medicine under j. b. McFatrich, 3iOS
Prairie Avenue, with the intention of be-
coming an eye and ear specialist.
Forrest Fish. OF 5l32 Indiana Avenue.
made the charge. 1t is said that in July
last young Thomas, then staying with Dr.
McFatrich, was prevailed upon to go ami
live with FISH and that this so enraged
General Thomas that he cut of his sons
allowance of 500 per month. The young
man continued with Fish until last De-
cember, when he returned to DR.. Nc
Fatrich and resumed his studies.
He left his trunk, Mr.. Fish says, as Sc
curity for $50 room rent and board. The
young man states, however, that he do s
not owe cent to Fish
Thomas made several attempts TO get
the trunk, but always failed. Finally DR.
McFatrich went to an express company
which phomised to get the trunk for 81
Several days later the trunk was delivered
AS TO who got the trunk and how it was
obtained the physician and Thomas pro-
TESS ignorance.
Mr.. Fish declares that two men, giving
their names as Peter Green and Frank
Thayer, one of whom represented himself
as a constable, called at his house early
in December with writ of replevin. The
trunk was promptly delivered. Not until
yesterday. he says did he learn that the
writ was spurious He obtained a war
rant for the arrest of Thomas and his ar
rest and that Of Peter Green promptly fol-
lowed.
When Thomas was 90 years old, while a
sophomore at Amherst he left college and
went to New York. He soon tired of life
about town and WAS sent by his father TO
a lumber camp in Tennessee, where he OBJ
tanned position in the pay department of
| the concern.
In the summer of 1897 he went to Column
bus, Ohio. where he married Mrs. Blande.
a widow, several years his junior.
| After n short stay in st. Louis he went
/ to Chicago and took up the study of medi-
! cine. After his allowance was cut off he
/ took n position as solicitor with life
! insurance company at n small company.
I He soon gave that up and learned what il
/ was to be practically penniless.
! He and his wife separated a few months
/ ago, and she returned to Columbus, where
{ she is now living with her parents. 1t is
said that a reconcilition will probably take
| place.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1899-01-29
PRIVATE EXECUTIONS.
Dill Before the West Nirginin LcGiS-
Ipture,

Charleston. w Va, Jan. 2S.-The only
matter of importance in the house Of del
egates yesterday was the discussion on the
bill providing that all executions of death
penalty be by hanging in the State penl-
tertiary The bill was read a second time,
and it now seems that 1t will pass with
but little if any opposition. Mr.. Martin.
of Kanawha, urged that the execution be
done at night and by electricity. He spoke
OF the demoralizipg effect of public execu-
tons and characterized the gallOws as a
relic of barbarism, to which the French
guillotine is preferable, from humane
point of view.
The temperance cause will feel an inter
est in the resolutions adopted by the Farm
ers' Institute at ST. George. Tucker county,
and presented 10 the house Yesterday.
They provide that sureties on the bonds
of saloonkeepers, shall be liable for any
damages done by persons under the in
fluence of liquor sold by the persons for
whom they are spTeties.
Criminal Judge Hall has sentenced NJ h.
Mairs. convicted OF forgery, TO three years
in the penitentaGy
IN the supreme court OF appeals yester-
day the case against Taylor against May
ncr. from Fayette coupty. was argued and
submitted. d.,
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1899-01-29
COLONEL o'RE1LLYs REPORT.
An Investigation of Climatic Infu-
enccs in Jamaica.

ehceS JnmNtca.
Col. r. NJ. O'Reilly. who has just com
pleted an inspection OF the methods in use
in Jamaica for the protection of the Brit
ish troops from deleterious climatic in
flucnces, yesterday submitted the following
recommendations to Surgeon General
Sternberg as Il result of his observations:
l. The troops for service in Cuba should,
as far as possible, be recruited in the
Southern States, and a large proportion OF
these troops should be colored with white
officers. They should be thoroughly pro-
tected against smallpox before embarking
for the island.
2. They should be sent there very short
ly after the close of the rainy season, say
at some time in November.
3. They should be quartered in barracks
the dormitorieS of which are raised above
the ground, the ground underneath ce-
mented, and the most liberal ventilation
afforded. All underbrush within practica-
BILE distance should be removed. The earth
closet system should be used in preference
TO cesspools, and the excreta removed by
contract. The kitchens should be de-
tached
Mosquito bars should be furnished.
Abundant water supply should be pro-
vided and all drinking water should be
filtered or boiled.
Each man should be allowed minimum
of 70 feet superficial and 600 cubic feet of
air space.
Bathing facilities should be provided and
their use made compulsory. Drainage
should be carefully provided for.
Amusements, games. and athletic sports
should be provided for the men.
4. Clothing-Aithough there are obiec-
lions to the khaki, the testimony is gener-
ally favorable to its use and it is there
fore recommended, but the blue flannel
shirts and light flannel drawers should al
ways be worn. Light cork helmets, made
so as to shade the back OF the neck, should
be issued. Waterproof overcoats should be
provided in limited numbers for use of the
necessary guard and orderlies during the
rainy season.
The other articles of our clothing fulfill
the requirements.
8. No improvement on the present ration
can be suggested. II ii errs at all it errs
on the side of too great libera!ity.
So far as possible the troops should be
saved from all exposure at night and in
the early morning. And NO one should be
called on for any duty at night or early
in the morning without being given at
least q cup of coffee.
6. Rigid discipline should be enforced,
communication with the towns should be
reduced g a minimum and every means
used to fApress upon officers and men the
fact that indulgence in spurious liquors
and excuses of any kind are exceptionally
dangerous
Z. The sanitary measures to be taken in
case of the outbreak of epidemic have
already been provided for by the surgeon
general of the army, and 1t is useless to
recapitulate.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1899-01-29
SENTENCED TO SEVEN YEARS.
Penalty for Snure, VIII" says lie
StoI. to Save His Dying wife.

New York, jan. 2s.rSeyen years i'm
prisonment in Sing Sing prison was the
sentence imposed yesterday upon Lon's J.
Snure, whose touching story of having
stolen $50 900 from his employers in order
to provide luxures for his sick wife, later
lost its pathos in the recital by Elizabeth
Wenck of his devotion to her.
However, in imposing sentence, Judge
Newburger, in part one, general sessions,
said he was not influenced by any stories
concerning the prisoners private life
good or bad-but merely considered the ad-
mitted commission of the crime charged.
Although some what pale, Snure heard
his fate without the slightest show OF emo
ton. He seemed unmOved, displaying no
trace OF either fear or braggadocio
When he was brought into court be
tween two officers il was noticed that he
had shaved of his heavy red beard 1t
| made a wonderful change in his appear
ance, and many of those present VINO mad
seen him time and again scarcely recog-
nized the man.
He walked with a firm step. gianeing
| round the court room as he proceeded
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1899-01-29
Petersburg Fair Project.

Petersburg, Va, Jan. 2S.-An adjourned
meeting of citizens was held last night in
the interest of the Agricultural and Indus
trial Fair TO be held here next October.
A letter was read from Hon. William B.
McIlwaine, who was waited on few days
the Fair Association, in which he express
ed his willingness to serve. provided The
capital stock of $4,000 shall all be sub
scribed before he is indicted into Office.
Mr.. Mcllwaine was unanimously elected
president OF the association. The commit
tee to recommend the vice presidents and
directors OF the association was given FUR
ther time in which 10 report.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1899-01-29
PRAYED AND STOLE HORSES.
"Rev." Amos Whitman Ends IL Term
in Prison to Be Rcnrrrstcd.

Columbus Ohio, Jan. 2s.-"Rev." Amos
Whitman was arrested as he came out of
the State prison gate with his discharge
papers. The Indictment charges horse
stealing committed in 1893, in Miami coun-
", Ohio.
Whitman was born in Darke county,
Ohio, and lived an upright life there until
about sixteen years ago. He was promi-
nent in church and Sunday school work.
Whitman took up travelling evangelical
work as his ostensible occupation and or
ganized a gang of horse thieves. with him
self at the head Of ii, for his real business
activity.
He would pray with farmers families
in their parlors. Then he would stroll
out on the farms and size up the situation.
Then he would make a report to his con-
federates as to where good animals could
be stolen and how. When he was we'll
out of the way the job would be done. In
this way he worked Indiana, Illinois. Mis-
souri,, Kansas. Nebraska, and Iowa
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1899-01-29

Baltimore Jan. 2S.-Private Morton. Il
Battery c. Fourth Artillery, stationed at
Fort McHenry. died yesterday afternoon at
the Fort hospital He will b. buried this
afternoon in the National Cemetery NJ
Loudon Park with military honors.
Private Morton was responding 10 Il cal
to arms several days ago, when he lost his
foothold in coming down from the bar
racks in which he was quartered and Eel
several steps striking on his head. lie
was removed to the hospital. and never r.
gained consciousness.
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1899-01-29
Boys clothing StupendOns cuts.

A big lot of boys strictly all wool
cheviot, cashmere. and worsted pants,
in blue. black. and plaid checks and
stripes-sizes from to (which dQC
sold at 75c and 81, for.........-....fO
a lot of boys fine all wool knee pants
suits of cheviot and cassimere-in the
nobbiest of plaid patterns, in brown
and gray mixtures-pants have double
seat and knee-sizes 3 TO &c
years-which sold at $3.50 and 81 90
Boys blue and light print and col
ored outing flannel shirt waists. sizes
4 to 13-even better than our 1916
usual 25c grade will go for. i-2
Boys all wool cheyiot golf caps. va
riety of nobby effects, sold at nc
Zoe, now.... ~
The times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1897-1901, 1899-01-29
FOURTEENTH ROAST
OF THE GRIDLRON
The Chauncey Depew Ancient
Jokes Barred Out.
The Terrapin Bushes at Modest
Richard Croker.
Knute Nelson. the Knight of st.
Olaf. With One Hundred and
Knute Nelson, the knight of ST
Olaf. With One Hundred md
Fifty others Were Present.
Again the club called Gridiron.

Despite the embalmed beef epidemic and
the ptomaine experiments of the Alger
Relief Commission. the Gridiron grew
warm last night at the Arlington and held
forth its fourteenth annual dinner.
And many came as unfearing guests.
Those were there who lived upon railroads
and oil and votes and jokes and names and
money and other matters.
1t was a banquet la bloated plutocrat
and all was rich. Indeed, so warm was
the occasion that when the terrapin was
set upon the board il was only restrained
from doing the disrobing act by the
bushes of the modest Richard Croker,
some time tough rider, who was present.
And all was we'll, for the banquet con-
tanned much of food and much more of
drink. And when it was known that the
hllet of beef was disinfected, la Miles,
all were happy and ate.
And when they had eaten and had
glanced at their fellows, Oh, what bliss,
1t was none other who sat with them! 1t
was the Hon. Chauncey NJ. Depew!
And who was this on the other hand,
1t could not be- 1t was at the dinner.
Sir knute Nelson some time Senator
from Minnesota, but now a knight of the
Order of St Olaf
All! There was much there to be seen.
And the Meet and Chandon danced in
Hon. Lemuel Eli Quigg, and here My
America Hanna smiled that a joke book
should replace him as the Senate Footstooi,
and here Brigadier General Corbin beat
his toes and CRASHED his sword. saying:
"A beef eater, and for pain, and here
Senator West Virginia Elkins drew rail-
roads along the canal bed OF the table
cloth, and here sat Admiral Santiago
Schley taking coal.
Then Artist William II. Gibson made
laces and got himself disliked and Henry
Cabot Lodge quoted whole paragraphs
from the Constitution of the United States.
II was also remarked that at no time
during the proceedings did Mr.. WI, the
Chinese minister, lose his head. Care
had been taken TO seat Mr.. Komura the
japanese minister. at the other end of the
board, and far from Mr.. WI, for while the
little unpleasantness of 1894 has passed,
it was remembered that memory is the
only friend that grief can call its own"
Then, with all solemnity, were the De-
pew Jokes sworn into the United States
Senate The Depew Jokes were a large
volume, labeled Peach Blows" and in the
interior of the volume was voice, and the
volume had also legs with which to wa k.
The President of the Senate thereupon
addressed the Depew Jokes, and the vol
ume took the oath upon a book of New
York Central passes.
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a,ntto of - iI1us,rious r,a5ocessor .Tbs
p,,t,i;a ~ nar,nad, Swsar tbot y,,I, will
attend Sabbath School regularly in the
amen corner OF the Fifth Avenue Hotel
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