The Worcester spy. [volume] (Worcester, Mass.) 1898-1904, 1899-11-05

I "On LAWN he injewced me to take
| two points av good rum Y may made
! it BEFORE the mott is out, says he. Whin
| OF got back to the palace it sames that
| the sooltan had bin given his rub down
an was in foine fettle as me frind Joe
Flaherty mott say. Willum an the rist
as the sthaff were waitin'. far me an
so was the British ambassador who had
| taken day off for the oXpriss purpose
av introjewcin me to the sooltan.
"Oi noticed thot ivry mothers son av
a Turk whole in the prissince av the
sooltan kept bobbin' his hid up and
down loike toy dog. OF walked in av
| coorse loike wan king calm upon an
other and jist passed the tonne av day
wild Abdul be a nod av the hid. Salaa1n,'
/ says a dick hand av a pasha. Oh
/ thought thot this was the Turkish wor-
rud fer the Oirish gratin, kunnasthantu,
so up OF goes to Abdul an shlappin' him
on the back says, How are We ould
! stock, says OF.
| There was great connection an OF
aftherwar-ruds lar-runed thot this 7Fas
a hangin' offince in Turkey the same as
shape stain used to be in the ouId
country. Oh felt cornered be a pray
| dicamint an to raylave the tinsion av
/ the starvation as they say in diploo-
macy, up steps the British ambassador
an intrejewees me in the reglar way.
| Terry says he, lis ans-Angln-Saxon be
| brevet,' says he. '4a' ~ '
" Oh thought says the sooltan dhrily.
! thot he was Turk. Ivrybody as in
jewty bound av coorse laughed at this
! joke, an the intint cordyal being ray
established we were soon on pritty good
terrums wild aich other.
''Whin the rayeiption was cover the
sooltan gave me the wink to SHAY
afther the others whit out. WHISPER
says he. 'Oi want to talk wild We saws
he. IT'S the only relaxation OF git says
he. We whit into schmall soide room
something loike thin thot the ladies'
call bowdwars"
"Vot habbened ven you vent Ply der
insideness uf der leedle room, und you
vos behint der sudden, NIT him in front
uf you, init your faces lookin' ad each
udder, unit your voices spoken some ar
tigulations of lingvidge?" asked Hans.
DO hae like his yob2" questioned
Sven, the Swede, who had read much
in Scandinavia about the terrors that
surround Abdul Hamid Khan
'Nein, interposed Hans before any
one could answer. 'fHe-has been sick
mass uf his yob vor long dime alretty
yet He neffer makes glosings NIT his
eyes and slumbers. nit some sleeping
midout expectationing dot he will wake
| up in Paradise und give Mahomet der
glad handshake"
! "Thot's bekase he won't give his pay
pie silf-gooyernmint. OF asked him
about this an he rayploid, They know
no more about -goovernmint. Terry.
says he to me, nor Sculptor ScannelI
does about the relations av the chilog-
nathous myriapods to the geological
sthrata thot underloies the undhercrust
| av Timbuctoo, says he.
| Whole we were talkin, in came a
schmall bit aV gossoon thot was the
did image av Abdul. Dad, says the kid.
says he, 'oi want a doime to buy new
top an some marbles says he. What's
yer name says the sooltan, fer he has
thot many childer thot he don't know
them as intimately as a father should.
Hi say, boys" said AIRY. "By the
| great Tram Tecumseh, tits a shine, a
blawsted bleeding shine He hought
to be harvested for non-support.
| "Weel, weel," said Donald the Scotch
man, putting a chew of fine cut oatmeal
in his mouth. "De'il tax him Terry.
Wasna the bairn's mither ABBOTT the
hoose whan We cad? 1t moost be the