New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-03-23
THE TALK OF THE DAY.
Fuzzy-Democrats are very queer
WuZzy-In what respect?
Fuzzy-Why. their dinners disagree WIN 'he"'
he fnrn they eaten.

wuzzy-In what respect?
Fuzzy-Why. their dinners disagree with them
before they are eaten.
He isn't exactly yha I'd call =, an ua qsinc yGs
man." remarked Mr. Bykins. ana ne wants ~"
"Yos?' said the person who is always eager 10
hear bad news about human nature III, ga o,,
what time YOU are sure to be busy to leave be
fore he takes chances on asking you out 10
luncheon" Washington star
IAN officer Of tho Salvation Army stepped up to
mo as I rode down the street. shook his INST furi-
ouslv before nv face and shouted You devils, on
YOU devnsr" said Ballington Booth. leader or the
Volunteers Of America, in Chicago on luesuay'
He spoke earnestly he told OF the manner Il.
which the Salvation Army Is said 70 nave hoo'eu
and jeered the Volunteers m tho course OF a
parade the other night The Volunteers were parad-
ing in West MadIson-st In front Of the Salvation
Army barracks there was almost riot. Upon the
stereoptcon they flashed picture or Mrs booth'
mother OF the commander. with her dying request
that her children adhere 10 the work OF salvation
and written beside the portrait was the word
"Traitor" This incident coupled with the jeers
OF tho Salvation Army. unnerved Mr.. Booth that
he could hardly give his address 10 the crowds
witch had gathered in the barracks during the
evening.
Mrs Coddle-Do you think 4 good taste for you
10 stay out to the hour you did last night?
M sse in my y1 mouth tfe have no Resaon in
wing that II IS anything but good.-(3oston Tran
script.
Speaking OF the three new batte-shps author
lied by Congress the Washington correspondent Of
THE Philadelphia Ledger" says: IT Is suggested
that n movement should be started I'm Pennsylvania
to have one of them named for the great Keystone
Stnte II seems fitting that one OF these battle
ships should bear the name of the State from
whose resources practically all Of the materials
that enter Into the construction Of modern war
81 nd fahr cd
whose geographical limits the greater number of
the vessels constituting the new Navy were built
Mr. De Club-My dear a great German physician
says women require more sleep than men.
Mr. De yes, my dear-um-er-you'd better
wait up for me to-night-(New-Yo Weekly.
Apropos OF the study Of the effects Of alcohol In
tho public schools The School Bulletin" of SYRIA
cuse relates the following:
STANDING on top OF high hill and looking at
gorgeous sunset n mother asked of her little
daughter, What does that remind you Off
"'Oh. ! known cried the girl, clapping her hands
TT looks just like drunkards stomach
This fable teaches that science and temperance
reform In combination have the usual effect Of
mixed drinks"
stranger dropped into. one Of the woodward
ave groceries the other day and inquired OF the
clerk II he had any nuts. The clerk answered In
what kind do you want?' he asked .u
well we have hickorynuts, pecans, beech. wal
nuts almonds, peanuts" and he ratified off num-
Der OF other varieties but the stranger shook his
"Filbcrts?" suggested the clerk
NO something like that. but not hlberts."
TIE stranger smiled. That's IT, thank you
How many do you want?" asked the clerk
the name uU of T that Street for an hour and thought
that would be a good scheme 10 help me our. 81
want TO get 10 Butternut-st what car 90 take!
-(Derolt Tribune.
1.-THE Providence Journal" says: Now that mail
for ManviIlc. r. l.. has been forwarded to Manila.
7. l.. the address all letters intended for Pas
coag should be plainly written. or some OF them
may turn up at Pasig"
One OF the most curious ways OF raising ready
money practised By the impecunous Is the hypothh
Chinese laundrymen. whose places are so numer-
divdual has no other collateral to put up for a
short loan re finds in John friend in need, who
Of Shirts collars or cuffs. Very often the loan
almost equals the value OF the security, but John
Claims 70 by default before he will forfeit the
Shirt, and collars so necessary In making pre-
OF the laundryman an uncle" is said to have
orlsa;ed IN san ana va & paca
Slope philadelphia Record.
Wisconsin produces annually an average OF ten
million pounds OF cheese nearly all OF 1t made by
Swiss methods and Swiss people who initiate the
home product fairly well Most of II IS shipped
to the Pacific Coast, and nnds its market in tho
South American countries. The work is done be-
tween April and the late autumn months. and
many OF the "cheesers." they are called. young
Swiss who have learned their trade at home, go
back each year to spend the winter. reappearing
regularly with the opening Of the working season
The industry is increasing one. and the quality
OF the product is guarded jealousy as the Swiss
home guard that Of their own.
president Mckinley has warned tina American
Ambassador not 10 talk too after dnner.-West-
minister GaZctte)
Dea: Mr.. Ch-te. full well know T.
Iou charming fellow.
Your wit IS bright your salies light,
Your Wisdom ripe and mellow;
But when one dimes with sundry wines,
Unless one IL teetotal.
Ones very apt on being clapped
10 CROMWELL, anecdotal
When wine Is In. wit waxeth thin,
And when rs heated
with good Tokay. he'll often say
What shouldn't he repeated
] fancy YOU remember who
In this way proved a sinner?
beg you. then. he careful when
Grating after dinner
This game 10 you II somewhat new.
SO pray observe my warning.
Words that seemed ligh,, said overnight
LOOK different In the morning.
IT. therefore, you intend WOO
Diplomacy, and win her.
Mind how you walk. and do not talk
Too freely after dinner punch