The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1899-12-01
TEA-TABLE SALAD.

Now is good time to fetch us that
load Of wood. Half Il cord gets the
limp one year.-Spring Place tGa.j
Jimplecute.
What We're his last words?'
"He didn't have amy"
$50 his wife WAS with him to the end?
Town Topics.
Tommy-"pa, is the baby CRYING be-
cause he hasn't any teeth?" Father
NO, my son; he's crying because he's
going to have some."-Puck.
Maude-.'Thsy say there is no longer
any man in the MOON" Edith-"H m:
They have made summer resort of it.
suppose. '-Boston Transcript.
Roy-"Pa, what is hero?'' "a hero
is Il man who tries to read a newspaper
in the same room with boy about your
size replied the papa.-Ht- Bits.
"John. I'm going to sell these rolling
pins and tlatirons in one lot. How shall
| label them for the auctioneer|
War material. my love. "-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Teacher-"How dare you laugh at me.
you young rascals!" Chorus of Pupils
But we're not laughing ut YOU. sir"
well, then, don't know what else
there is to laugh at."-Tit- Bits.
Wright-"How much did the editor
give you for your poem?"
Penlnan-"'Two dollars
us that all? Why. he gave ME moro
than that for lost dog last week. -
Ionkers Statesman.
First Hindu-"Have you ever been for
boat sail?" Second Hindu-'Oh. yes!'
How did YOU enjoy it?" Il did not like
it; it's too horrible. The boat is going
upside and downside, and your inside is
going inside and outside. Punch.
THE BUNKO MAN
The bunko man has funny ways:
He lies In wait for foolish Us:
He takes their KS and their VS.
With gentle grace and greatest Els.
indianapolis Journal.
Husband tcynically>-" women ar.
all alike. When l first asked you to
said that you wouldn't marry the noblcst
man that ever hreathed."
Wife tuuietly)-"Well, 1 didn't, dear"
-Tit-Bits.
Deacon Black-"Dis amt no pussonal
uueSchun: but if man steals il choking
am it propah 70 him to say grace befo'
he eats it,? Deacon JchnSon-'S huah.
Mint ne got two reasons to tank de
Lawd-fo' de choking an TO not .ittin'
cotched?"-Puck.
JuneS-"They say Smiths three daush-
terS all got engaged to foreign noblemen
while at the shore, and that Smith is
tickled to death about it,"
Brown-"Yes. He's just found out
that they are all drygoots clerks and
self-Supporting. Judge.
The Real Thing-Captain of Football
Team-"That man Subbs is the best
tackler ON the team: we discovered him
Friend taStoundetl}-''Why. how did he
get his trainins?" Captain-"Catching
trains. Tho Freshman.
The late Lord Watson had a habit of
interrupting counsel, and this often
caused irritation. One distinguished adj
vocate once reproached him on this &C
count in private. Eth. man," said Lord
Watson, ''yOu need not complain, for
never interrupt IL fool.'
A BILLVILLIAN RHAPSODY.
The kick Of mule
Will make you vince.
One kicked dad
Haunt seen him SINCE
Atlanta Constitutions
Objected to the Coon Song
"Whut's dat YOU wah singin'?' asked
song" answered Mr.. Erastus Pinkley
We'll. you oushter go on bout yoh
work. std O maxim yohself laugha BILE
tryin to initiate white folks ways. -
Washington Star.
Summer Boarder-''You shouldn't keep
your pigs 50 near the house..
Farmer-"Why not -
Summer Boarder-''Because it ism
healthy"
Furner-"Oh, you're mistaken. None
of the pigs have ever got sick account
of t."-Flicgende Blaetter.
HE FIGHTETH LIKE; "A MAN
o AdamZad the Boer.
He tighteth like il man.
From Ladysnith to HarrSmith,
From Boersheba to Dan
He'll drive the battling English
o yes, he vii! and can.
For Adam Fad the Boer
He hghteth like man.
st. Louis Post Dispatch.
Robert Hiiliard, the actor took a
young Englishwoman to see Eel Capt.
tan. She was much impressed with
De Wolf Hopper, and remarked: What
4 charming man your Mr.. Hopper is
Tell me, is he MARKEDLY Been mar
RED three times was the reply. Three
times: she repeated: land they are all
three dead! NO, was the answer
DIVORCED" ''Ah!' she rejoincd, Il see
he is GrassHopper."
4 little girl in Georgia was saying he,
evening prayer at her mothers knee Al
the close Of it, after a moments silence
she varied the conclusion. with ,1nus,a
earnestnesS. as follows:
God bless papa and mamma anC
Aunt Sue. and please, God. take goot
care of yourself, for if anything happens
to You we will have nobody to call on but