The morning news., 1899-01-01
A SWEET WOMAN.
Man Don't Know one when He Meets
Her.

Her.
New York. Dec. 81 was much amused
the other afternoon while walking up town
with an old friend. We met Eloise Dix,
who bowed. smiled ana as we passed on
Jim turned 10 say with grc1s emphasis:
''Now she is what I call a sweet woman.
For my part I wouldn't give that for any
mans opinion of the relative sweetness cf
women. To them a playful dimpie. a
blush a becoming bonnet or a cheerful
laugn are an primary consutucn4s Of fem
mime saccharine.
didn't mean 10 breathe word against
Eloise of whom personally / am very
fond, but simply inquired of Jim whether
he had ever met Tom Dix in strong light
and counted the grease spots on bis
clothes; or had been in the DIX bedroom
and seen all the poor boys neckties
swinging dustily from he gas hXtures' or
had chanced 60 observe his six hal box
with the cover off; or his shoes sitting
wrinkied moldy and detected IN the cor
ner
Jim said he never had.
I then informed him that no woman On
earth is sweet who is too busy to use an
old tooth brush dipped in hartshorn on her
husbands coat when it shows spots; CT
trim his frayed cuffs, or press out his
wrinkled vest. keep his shoes udily In
oas' OF nave neat L'ue D"ee9 'oi ''
ties gloves and handkerchiefs
one may oS 9'"i Ni"' ,''' - .i,.,,..lI
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on entertainment committees, but for all
that she isn't a sweel woman.
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