Evening journal., 1899-02-11

down outten the air an wantin' to git |
drunk. I've saw a good menny germs |
Of that kind up yere at the Stait
House, ba& they hahn got no wings
an dom go by that name. ! don sup
pose hit would be emmy good ov git
tin a germ to sine the temperens
pledge with lokgl opshun a-comin' on.
Mister Cradle sea sumthin' about
backteryal morphology in this con-
nexion, an / CESS that's a breed as
takes one drink an then wants sum
more. Keep the mill1-house door shet,
Mary Ann, fur there's a breed as gifts
in the dairy an makes the milk bloc.
You Mo, as we,g as l do, that we cain't
sel bioo milk down aroun' Sand
town. These germs II fite COWS, an
ncsses. an pigs, an chickens, an dogs,
an Of man gifts one back in ac orner
hit1 fite like everything before hitll
lsE him Put the bride on an git the
bit in his mouth They hain't afeerd
Of ennyth[ng. There's a breed known
as the osteomyelitis. Hits only fur
lawn purposes, an Gums high Hit has
black pnts an carries hits he'd high,
but hit hain' wulth muCh fur mlllNn'
You kin kC1-h ennything frum measles
to diptherya frum one Of these yere
germs, an That shows how Docter
Cooper and DCeEer Er,eygoOd an Doc
ter Valandigham is u3in' the Legisla-
ture to wurk up bizness. Hit hain't
rite. There's only one way to kill
these germs fur market. Watch yer
chanse an pitch boilin water on 'em
ou.Len the seckind story winder They
eats barbed wire fensis. / CESS a big
flock Of germs mus look rite purity out
in the field fur wen they're calves they
hns to be stained vllel, green, majenta,
brown, OIL gol' an yaller The fagel-
lum haint stanch HITS hare's lef' hits
natcherel color. Mister Gradrey sez as
how a bacteryal family with a pedde-
gree rechin' back three days would
balins the skales at SEWN an a-half
millyun Kilograms. | CESS Kilograms
nenes ded waite. eff hit menes emmy
thing.
Everybcddy bat them dcaters is
agin' the bill. All the pep.e's talluln'
about movin' away frum FaInhurst.
I'm elt.in a busheE Of letters bearin'
on the subjeck The Berd Of Trustees
OF the Pore has sen me a Copy Of the
folLOwin' adopHd at there las speshe.
meepin;
Wareas, Harry Sammons onct be-
longed to our honirable body; an
"Wareas, He don no more belong TO
us; therefor be it
Resolved, Wy is he actin this
way?"
That goes TO show how strong pub
HEX sentiment IL agin that bill Doc
ter Barker has resined because she sed
she had never lived with germs, an
she wuz TOO Old to begin. Dccter Ham
mands hares coolin' of an turnin'
gray, an hit hainE rite Bob Renne.ds,
WILDER Bernite, Pscer Meredith, John
! Hughes, Peter Clark, John Gruwe,l,
an them Sylvester boys has SEN me
wurd no. 10 cum kome q Sandt5wn
till I git that germ biz k.I !. They've
sent big remonstraIses asin' the bill.
20 Senator Meredgsh an Representa-
tive Jester Sum CT the glrls at Farm
hurst has sent me wurd as how they
| nav to go to dansin skcol over in
Wilmington, an they could'n' think of
i comm home ON that late trane eff
them germs wuz cut loose. Jason Da-
i Wis. George Moore, Paul Gi,lis, John
/ Levy, Harry Lyons, Samuel Sanders,
Thomas Parry Henry Moore, Jim
Ki.vingIon Leslie Wite, an Dave Nor
gin has sent a remonstrelGe to Semi
ter M-Itarln agin' the passage OF the
biJ. They say as how eff them germs
gts -ut an tramps over their wheat
or iiys UP on there oltbildins an busts
shingles of they're agoin 10 hol' the
Sralt Liable fur damiges. They're put
tim iren bars to their winders an
sendin' there families into Whining. on
a feller named Cambell rites frlin
Newark as how he has to go to Farm
hurst in the evenin' an leve there
. late at mite, an that ef the bin passes
I he's got to stop fur fear Of them germs
gittin' cut an eatin' his hoss. To-day
l got a letter frum a Nu Cassil fel,el
named Bakin. He sez he's bin goin
% Farnhurst FUR sum time. an tha.
ef this yere germ bin passes he's go
E to stop, fur them germs has got Z
= grudge agin' him. A feller who sine.
hisself Mister Grassland Of mere Sen.
Georges, sez he'll go a-gunnin' fur ev
cry member as votes agn the bill. fui
he don't propose to hav his soshe
e pleshur broke up ef he knows hisself
8 an he thinks he does. Young Franl
, M.ckoy is afeerd he'll hav' to git VI
at daIte an help feed an curry an
rub down them germs, an he's a kick
IN too, fur he's got somethin' e.se &
S do jes' now. The only feller up ther
a as his perfeclty satisfied is Docte
y Hanker. | expec' ef the bill git
: through he'll kill his dog an hav'
tame germ ca,e a follerin him aroun
Wherever he goes. Them doctors Ger
e. tenly is funny peple. Ef he don 81
: frum bchin' that bill I'm agoln' to tr.
to git the bord to demand his resigna
Shun, fur hit hahn rite fur him u
! want to make a germ stable outtel
: that Mise biidgn up there an Civ tn
/ he'd hosler a Thousand dollers a yere
e He oughter hav' better sense. an e
E he knows a good thing wen he's go
: hit heh rite to them fe,lers who keep
= the germ pens out in Shikawgo an te.
/ 'em as how he didn' no wot he WI