The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-03-10

NV" o'"" ous 'ue Iahp ot reason iOr the
gas light of wit.
Anger closes the eyes of reason as soon as
It opens the mouth.
A single epigram may outlive volume Of
machine- made philosophy.
Cold weather naturally makes the alcohol
thermometer spirited.
If Won would succeed stick to your business
with the glue Of industry.
A black eve indicates reveneful nature--on
the part Of the other fellow.
A spnster SAYS the opportunity is more Of
ten failure than marriage.
Every man can see where there is room for
improvement in all other men.
Few people are wise enough to prefer useful
reEroof to treacherous praise.
The more a man thinks who made him do il
the harder he beats the carpet.
An immune is man who has been married
so long that he doesn't mind it.
Three things never return-time, spoken
word and neglected opportunity.
The man who lives onlv far himself couldn't
be engaged in any smaller business.
The man WIN snores in sleeping car is apt
to wake up and find himself famous.
A small boy is always very industrious
when it is time for him to 60 to bed.
Every husband hears a good deal about the
salntlike actions of other husbands.
Civilization will mark lis highest tide when
every man fluids his place ani fills it.
It is always much easier to love poor girl
than n rich one--there is less competition.
The man who has tendency to make an ass
of himself, never lacks for skill or material.
Properly speaking, no married man is
homeless, but some are home less than others.
Half the world is out of place aud tortured
| with the consciousness Of nnfulfIled destiny.
A woman wants to be sure OF the last word.
That's Why she looks al the end Of q novel
first.
shallow men are generally despised, but
they don't require as much watching as deep
ones.
The man who can be trusted is a great mar,
but greater man is he who never asks to be
trusted.
Insane people haven'ta monopoly on crack
ed heads; the pcacemaker acquires one occs-
sionaly.
There are 1900 islands in the Philippine
arch hipelago, and each one Of them will want a
post"Aice.
After her children . woman's greatest pride
is her dressmsker; husbands cOme way down
in the list.
Adam had the earth at one time. His ex.
perience should be a warning to those people
who want II now.
Between the great things we cannot do and
the small things will not do the danger is that
we shall do nohing.
Most always when a woman goes 10 the dev.
il, she does it because she thinks she is getting
even with somebody.
A cynic is a man who pretends to be tired
Of the world, but in reality he is . man Of
whom the world is tired.
Cupid is like money: easy come, easy 60.
A mans hardest trial is preserving faith in
his wfe's faith in his faith.
Half the people in the world are unhappy
because they can't afford the things that
make the other halt miserable.
Most men will tell you that good name is
better than riches, but they keep right on
hus,lng for riches just the same.
Said the sawyer to his son, who entered the
"frst cut" IN society: "Rememher, my son,
TINT the first cut is always slab"
Falling in love with a cerise tafFrta shirt
waist, boasting both tuck,ng and cordinn, is
as easy NJ tumbling On an icy Sidewalk.
Bro. Irl Hicks, the noted weather prophet,
in his forecast Tor March says: "Prepare for .
good slice Of winter weather ss March nears
It's close"
Sam Jones recently intimated that he had
| Old Nick for an advance agent. lie said he
finds that the devil is just before him in
every city.
"Embalmed milk" is the latest horrcr 10 be
unearthed. The next thing a kick will be
made against Spring upon the ground that
some poets have described it As "bamy."
| When woman never talks abont man
who 10 under suspicion il liant 80 much sign
that ahs isn't gossip A. that ahs knows more
about him than she wants people to know she
knows.
She stood at the gate with wisiful air,
Twas dusk when a well known ioo'fsll rang
On the Ainiy pavemsnt,and "whc goes .hsrs''
The saucy chsllsngs to red lips sprane.
"a friend" her lovsv replied In bliss !.
he wss more than a mare friend. opius,
For four lips met In the password klss
Over he itses as'se pisAss.liss.