The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-09-01

A person is judged by the company
he keeps.
When you don't know what to say it
is best to say so.
The man who is weighted down with
years is under age.
A trustworthy man will generally get
what he deserves.
If person is not built right, no use to
try to elavate him.
A kettle sings before it boils, and q
boil sings before it breaks.
If you would live cheap try dwelling
in other peoples memories.
The landlord has an easier job raising
the rent than the tenant has.
Money talks-but it isn't on speaking
terms with good many people.
The fee advanced to the matrimonial
agent is money paid in to court.
The fellow of no fixed opinions is Of
no consequence in community.
1t is unfortunate for any man to rise
! in the world--at the end Of rope.
Heathens are people who do not waste
their time qu4rreling over religion.
A man is always secretly envious Of
another man who marries pretty girl.
Prolonged absence sometimes makes
hoo pf a
When a woman has credit she always
buys lot of fool things she doesn't
need.
A national reputation is sometimes
worth less than the paper on which it is
written.
The best friend you think you have in
the world thinks he has better friend
than you.
Good moral young men keep in the
middle of the road. They don't visit
dens of vice.
You may be able to patch up broken
heart, but when faith is shattered that's
the end of it.
You can never find ont much about
man by asking him, or about a woman
by watching her.
| The Kentucky orator makes mis-
take when he fafnts. He should make
his audience do that.
The average man is usually too busy
making mistakes of his own to profit by
| the mistakes of others.
Applicants for license to practice med
icine in Nebraska must swear not to act
as itencrant physicians.
Bread may be the staff of life, but
saddle of mutton helps us along on the
journey of wonderfully.
Cold contracts. Probably that is why
your pocketbook looks so small after
the ice man calls on you.
If the lion and the lamb ever lay down
together in this country, when the lion
gets up the lamb will be missing.
A rainy summer has damaged the pau
| Der crop Ill NuusuSs HS o'ueS hc" SoAA
tains forty-fve empty poorhouses.
One never gives offense by criticising
the average man. Every man thinks
himself little above the average.
The man who calls the woman he is in
love with a "flower" never caught her
out in the rain with no umbrella on.
A really good woman is never able to
decide which is the dearer to her-her
husbands love or her own reputation.
The workman that turns out poor
Job is an improvement on the man who
does nothing but look on and make re-
marks.
It is true that the administration paid
~ head for the Filipinos. 1t is equally
true that the goods have not been de-
livered.
Some individuals are so fond of exag-
geration that they can't even start a
bank account without wanting to over
draw it.
"Brains count" says a college presi-
, dent. OF course they do, but sometimes
they get pretty badly mixed up in their
figuring.
After looking through Leghorn and
Shanghai SO carefully, Admiral Dewey
ought to be in demand as Judge at poul'
try shows.
Maine has two new religious sects
It is safe to say that both are mainly
sustained by that standard old favorite-
the female "sex."
Probably nothing combines to dis.
courage . man more than u desire to
; whip an enemy coupled with the belief
that he can't do it.
Says an old bachelor: "a man never
finds out a woman's true value until ~
, ter he marries her. In nine cases out Of
ten he overestimates it."
t Dewey says he was seasick just before
the battle Of Manila. He managed how
ever, to transfer his indisposition to Tho
spaniards after the fighting commenced
Every woman who has been married
over two years goes to her grave wit!
the belief that her husband has only
been good to lug things around, while
she managed,
The ancient Egyptians used to fisi
: with cats on the Nile The animals
were trained to enter the water and seis'
/. the fish, which were then taken away b,
: the fishermen.
j. A crusty old bachelor is responsible
: for the assertion thst woman really
has only two moodA Ono y when on
s-..n,t ,ra.r chat aha savu the other 4