The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1899-07-22
ALONG the Kansas Nile,

More men are offering to enlist from
Kansas than the government needs.
1t is announced from Washington that
Fred Funston will accompany the TWEEN
tieth Kansas home
The Kansas boys in the Philippines will
get home in time to vote. And they VIII
vote to keep the flag where 1t Is.
r. T. Simons, the editor who Is at pres
ent at Manitou, says he has yet to meet
a man who is not armed with kodak,
In September the Democrats Of Kansas
will have q conference at Hutchinson.
Carter Harrison Of Chicago will be pres
emit.
Orie Morris of Hutchinson. formerly Of
Sumner county, will be census supervisor
In the Seventh district. Morris Is Lee
land man.
The county treasurer Of Rice county was
caught by a surprise party Of 100 friends
the other night. with his shoes on and
his bare-feet In the refrigerator.
The oldest inhabitant was silent and
slum at the breakfast table yesterday
morning He had never seen in his lie
before in July, I'm Kansas. fog.
The vinegar factory" OF Wellington
the spider inmates Of which catch more
flies than sugar, has been twice raided
by the officers IN the last week
Judge McCabe of the new city court at
Topeka. refuses to perform the marriage
ceremony. He says the fees belong 10
the clergymen and the probate judge.
1t is not known just what animal the
Democrats Of Kansas pattern after In
getting the bulk Of the bait In fusion
eOnveRtions, but 1t must be the era"-
fish.
johnson Jordan, the negro whose evil
dence convicted Collins, has been taken
to Alma handcufIed, to answer for the
murder there He was afraid he would
| be lynched. and objected to going.
AtHutchinson a local crOquet champion
ship match is in progress, the prize Of
fered being a loving cup. Hutchinson -
Prohibition, and think OF drinking Arkan-
saw river water out Of loving cup.
VIII Smart and Orville Spencer OF In
dependence now in company g. Twentieth
regiment found a cask OF gold coin Ia
the Philippines which Is valued at 800.
Every man who reads that hopes u Is
true.
Wash Thomas OF Reno county, an Old
soldier who was wounded at Chickamau-
"a, and from his sufferings - occasionally
| insane, has been sent 70 the asy Jun n
strange thing in his case Is that his mind
Is perfectly clear on one thing onIS-po-
utical events and their dates.
The old, hard. blue. 1inty summer skg
A
| has taken with II as a chzperoae. the DID,
biack-browed thunder storm which used
| to come up in the northwest. grow,
turn s0mmeFsaults. and fash and thea
pounce wildly across the sky and never
loose a drcO Of ralb-
There Is a new Democrat in Kansas
named Z +. Brown. who II young and
energetic and Is trying 20 infHss new hfs
I into his party. lie Is not generally known,
but from the way he l. being ridicuied
| BY the Topeka pap-sueking Democrats
and their hangers-0n. IL appears that he
| = big enough 10 be feared
SAN Jones az Garden City: You wo-
men think you have husbands; but they
are not men-ihey are fools and IDIOTS,
or else they would close up the whisky
| 5Oinfs They have Sui 4 pair q Dasis.
! II he vas a woman and had sssh bus
band he would tEFn tia bs5y o5f o. the
cradle and put the husband ia. sftsf
knocking out his teeth. aad surstng htEn
he would leave the baby 20 manage tAs
AFFAIR."
Dodge City HepBbiIean: One reason
why the beef r. 80 tough ta the sFoSing
regions II because the buteasrsa asina3
has Travelled over 80 nBDsh range tor SUB
sistsnes and this marching aFouno ~
search Of feed has developed ths ssiseies.
There are no beek-fed herds IN the ranca
country, and fzt cattle are not furnishes
the f,ateher's stall Hence. Se often bar
that the growers ssli Their best cattle %
the city markets and TIE RSoFer, cattle
are left Tor the butchers % pureaAsA but
this - nss aIsegetssF true TIE IseAi
butcher furnishes the best meat h< eaa
| fad with a little % stan feaaisg Il wquio
saaks ssrse stHssEsce - TIE animGfa tae
ed - tendzsaens oG tAs stssk