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The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Attend College This Year.

Never in history of our country
was there agrander opportunity than
the present for educated young men
and women. What an auspicious
moment for those who are just now
on threshold of life.
Grand Island Business and Nor
NAL College has for fourteen years
been the leading institution of its
kind in the western states and last
year more than twice as many calls
were received for its graduates as
could be supplied. Everything nee.
cessary for a successful start in life
is taught-Bussiness, Normal and
Shorthand courses. Expenses low
Board only $3.50 per week. One
years time given on tuition if de-
sired. College Record sent free, ol
for six cents will send elegant cat
afogue.
Address
- A. NJ. HARGEs, President,
l | 20 Grand Island, Neb
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09

How about mining exchange for
Great Falls? That proud city is
wholly surrounded by mines and
mineral bearing lodges of every de-
scription. Neihart, Barker and the
Carbonate district on the south; Gilt
Edge and Maiden on the east; Sweet
Grass on the north, and Wolf creek
on the " est-to say nothing of do
zen prospective camps whose lumin-
GUS future is apt to add splendor to
a mineral world. Great Falls has
the reduction works, and her fnan-
cial success is largely indebted to the
tribute of surrounding mines.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Poultry Notes.

Wait until your chicks are old
enough to discern their sex before
killing them or you may find that
you have depended on crckerels for
early spring eggs.
The farmer who makes two chick
ems grow where only one grew be-
fore is building up a reputation that
will make visitors call him blessed.
The ben is the most profitable
bird kept on the farm. She eats
gravel stones and hoppers, and lays
the only thing from which eggnog
and Tom and Jerry can be made
When she is too old to lay she is
made into hash and the boarder is
won for another week. Great is the
hen which is the reason so many
boys are called Hen-ry.-Bozemar
Chronicle.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
WOULD-BE GOVERNNRS.

The democrats of Montana have
no special shortage in the crop of
candidates who would like to be
governor. The press is talking
about sure things and coming events
and shadows and all such, and each
part of the turbulent state is begin
ming to advocate It's chosen son.
L. E. Collins of Cascade, r. B.
Smith of Lewis and Clarke, Senator
Hoffman of Yellowstone, Norris of
Beaverhead, and Maginnis of the
entire state are being advanced for
first place on the ticket, and yet
there are others. Allowing that the
advantage of position is now held by
Gov. Smith, there is man in White
Sulphur Springs whose chances are
not to be ignored, both for his fe.
atty to party and his past record.
That man is w. H. Sutherlin. He
has been hero in many battle, and
has never yet pressed toward the
prize which belongs to the faithful.
Mr.. Sutherlin is said to have secret
drossier and couple of bordereaux
to spring at the proper time and fix
that little game of 1900. He is the
Labori of the democratic situation.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
GENERAL NOTES.

Iowa pops indorse Wharton Bark
er for president.
Frank Ives, the billiard expert is
dead in Mexico.
Big store at Yuma, Ariz., burns,
with six men in the ruins.
The federal government is pre-
pared to take census of Cuba.
The anti-cigaroot law OF Florida
has been declared unconstitutional.
Two river steamers collide on the
Zuider u canal, Holland, and nine
persons drowned.
One square mile of the heart of
Yokohama, Japan, destroyed by fire.
Loss about 300,O0O,0O0 yen.
A coon regiment officered by
coon heroes of San Juan hill will be
mustered for service in the Philip
pines.
Jesse Lane, 10, mortally wounded
at Gardinar by the accidental dis
charge of pistol as it dropped on
the floor.
John r. Mclean of Cincinnati is
by the Ohio democracy nominated on
the first ballot for governor. Chicago
platform indorsed.
Migratory potato bugs stop traffic
on the Long Island railroad. They
are so thick OH the rails that a
stream of sand is necessary to pre-
vent the wheels slipping.
Jim Jeffries and Tom Sharkey are
signed to fight at Coney Island,
Oct. 23, for the heavy weight cham
pionship and two thirds of the gate
receipts, $4,000 being guaranteed
Samuel Devoe, a wealthy bond
holder of New Jersey has taken a
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
PADDING THE RETURNS.

The Neihart HERALD cannot un-
derstand how Belt has an increase in
persons of school age, intimating
that the returns were padded, and
says: "Bel.t usually pads her re-
turns" After the special election
to raise funds to continue the schools
here las spring, the same paper COM
plimen' eed the people of this district
upon their effort to provide funds by
legiti mate methods rather than by
padd ing the returns as is done in
SOM districts. This is a sample OF
the HERALD's consistency. = Belt
V alley Times.
o, Brother Times, you may as well
'doff your sanctimonious cloak and
quit the explaining business. The
HERALD can republish the figures
and dates of certain school census
of Belt, which, until the superinten-
dent called it down, gave schoo
population exceeding 1,lOO, wher
the actual population of school age
was only about 800. 1t is surprising
that the esteemed Times should ban
ter statement of facts so cold, stub
born and undeniable. For the SAKE
of the enumeranting clerk, the sacred
oath, and the then incumbent schoo
board, it were better to carry thu
discussion no further.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
SHE HAD HER DOUBTS.
He Displayed Too Much Eagernes
In His Effort to Please Her.

He Displayed Too Much Eagerness
In His Effort TO Please Her.
She-You will love me alwayst
He-Passionately, my darling.
She-And you will never cease to
love met
He-Never, my darling.
She--And you will save your money!
He-Every penny
She-And you will never speak harsh
ly to met
He-Never.
She-And you will give up all your
bad habitsf
He-Every one of them.
She-And you will get along with
mammaf
He--Yes.
She-And with papat
He-Yes.
She-And you will always do just
what mamma wants you to do?
He-Yes
She-And just what papa wants you
to dot
He-Yes.
She-And just what I want you to
do2
He-Of course
She-Well, l will be yours, but /
fear l am making an awful mistake -
Tit-Bits.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09

A radical reform is soon to take
place in the money order business of
the post offie department. AS soon
after Sept. 4 as the supply of blank
orders on hand is used up the gov
ernment will introduce a new kind
of order, which is about the size of a
bank draft. The advice will be a
facsimile of the order taken by car
bon copy, and in addition to the rec
ords now kept will be issued re-
ceipt to the purchaser or remitter.
Simplicity, economy, facility, accu-
racy and absolute safety are insured
by the revised system.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09

Word comes from Deadwood, S.
d., that new metal has been dis
covered in the bottom of the Detroit
q Deadwood company's shaft in Two
Bit, which thus far has puzzled the
mining experts of that city. In ap-
pearance it is white and resembles
platinum. 1t is malleable and is un-
affected by the most powerful reag-
ents, but in one respect or another
it resembles several we'll known
metals.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
A NElGHEORLY NEIGHBOR.
Who Probably Wishes He Didn't
Have Any Neighbors.

Who Probably Wishes He Didn't
Have Any Neighbors.
Mr.. Goodheart Ia suburban resident }
Good morningl What can do for
you this bright and beautiful spring
morningf
First Neighbour noticed you hadn t
begun making garden yet, and / thought
I'd just step over and borrow your
spade.
Mr.. Goodheart--Certainly- certain
ly. Here it is. Good day.
Second Neighbor - How do, Mr.
Goodheart2 Will you let me have your
hoe for few minutesl
Mr.. Goodheart Yes. Certainly.
Third Neighbor--Good morning. l
zee Mr.. Spinks has your spade and Mr.
Pinks just passed me with your hoe,
and, as you can't do anything with a
rake and hoe to break ground, con-
cluded l might just as well drop in and
borrow your rake. Thanks
Fourth Neighbour see you are not
making any use of your wheelbarrow,
and
Mr.. Goodheart--I will need the
wheelbarrow the moment | begin max
ing garden.
Neighbor-Oh, yes, of course But
you can't make garden without spade
and hoe and rake, you know, and I'll
rush back with the wheelbarrow quick
as I see the spade coming back. Thanks.
Mr.. Goodheart-Now don't forget
that l shall need this wheelbarrow just
as soon as Mr.. Spinks comes back with
my spade.
Fourth Neighbor- Oh, I'll have plen-
ty of time to get through with the bar.
rowl Spinks told me he'd be busy with
your spade for a month. New York
Weekly
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
ABOUT CRIMINALS.

Daniel Coughlin of Chicago has
forfeited his bond of $4,000 for ju-
ry briblng and is fugitive from
justice.
VIM. Spradling wealthy but
jealous cattleman of Engle, N. NJ,
shoots his mistress and is himself
killed by cowboys.
Street car in Cleveland wrecked
by explosives, and nine passengers
more or less mangled. Presumably
by strike sympathizers, but no clue.
Three stage robbers are captured
at Horse Prairie, Ida, and taken to
Salmon city. They still had the
gold dust which they captured from
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Reilling of Chicago
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
As He Understands 1t.

GAS l understand it, remarked the
intelligent foreigner, ''you Americans
regard George Washington s hatchet as
the emblem of truth?'
eyes, sir; that's right, replied the
American proudly.
"Then, when statesmen or other in
dividuals who have quarreled bury the
Ratchet, l suppose they cease to speak
the truth Detroit Free Press
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09

Don't growl because newspapers
fail to give every scrap of news, SO
long as you take no pains to give the
editor information, saysa exchange
We know readers who are at times
greatly put out because we didn't
note the arrival or departure of Wis
iting friends, OF of the heaven-sent
babies that come to their homes. The
average reporter isn't medium or
mind reader, but gets most of his
news the same as a milkman gets
milk-by pumping.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Advertised Letters.

The following is list of the letters
remaining uncalled for in the post office
at Neihart, Mont, for the month ending
August 81, 1899.
Anderson Miss Emma Burge E
Anderson Mrs Erik r Cox Miss Julia
Brulotte Joseph
Parties calling for the above will
please say advertised"
Z. X. ABBOTT. P. M.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Economy Is Wealth.

Mrs. Nubbins Ito her husband, who
has just returned from fighting fire in
his wood lot)-For the lands sake.
Silas, ye've burned yer hands jest aw-
full Why didn't ye wear yer buckskin
gloves?
Farmer Nubbins-I reckon / know
what I IN about, Hammer. This ere hide
of mine'n grow on again all right, but
buckskin gloves cost money. New
York World.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09

novel method of preventing loss by
robbery. He tore all his bonds in
two, leaving half of each at the
bank and taking half of them home
with him.
B. F. Hoover, editor of the Liv-
ingston Enterprise was accidentally
killed last Thursday by the dis
charge of a shotgun which it is sup
posed he undertook to clean. He
had recently purchased the Enter
prise from Geo. H. Wright, and was
newcomer in the state.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
In Days of Old.

"Egadp' exclaimed the knight. "Sir
Launcelot is not such much. To be
sure he dresses better than l do, but
clothes do not make the man. 3"
"'Tis true. replied the squire as he
buckled on his masters sword "And
yet 'twere well for you if they did, for
then you would have an iron constitu-
tion. New York journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Their Great Problem.

The time had come when women
were on juries, and it SO happened that
this one was composed entirely OF
women.
The forewoman first made sure that
there was no man in the room and then
she said
'Ladies, we will first ballot to see
whether the plaintiff or the defendant
is the handsomer man. ~ Chicago Post
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09

The democratic convention in
Ohio last week opened its sessions
with prayer for divine guidance and
support. In Montana, they open
with prayer for Doodle and 'fuence,
saying: "Give us this day our DAILY
swag"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
No Time to Lose,

Alice (26 and the youngest of five. all
unmarried)-I have just read that
German statistician has calculated that
in 5000 years there will only be one
man to every 220 women.
The Mamma-Good graciousl You
girls must make haste and find hus-
band -Tit-Bits
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Two of m Kind,

mo, sir, " said the old author, 81 al
ways stick to facts-except when I'm
writing history
You're right, said the old colonel.
"and l never told lie in my life-ex-
eept in business. Atlanta Constitu-
tion
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Notice to Creditors.

Estate of John Schoberg deceased
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned
administrator of the estate of John Schoberg
deceased, to the creditors of and all persons
having claims against the said deceased, to ex-
hibit them with the necessary vouchers, within
four months after the first publication of this
notice. to the said administrator at office of
Joseph j. G. Burns the same being the place
for the transaction of the business of said es-
tate of said John Schoberg deceased in the
County of Cascade.
Dated Neihart, Mont, August % 1899.
CHARLES SCHOBERG,
Administrator of John Schoberg deceased.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Too VULGAR.

Tommy-Pm going to begin common
fractions tomorrow, ma.
Mother-You shall do nothing of the
kind. Tommy You shall study the
very best fractions they have in the
school New York Journal
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
A Level Head.

"Aren't you afraid your golf club
will injure your bicycle businessf
"Not at all We are going to have
the links SO far out that every member
will have to ride a wheel Chicago
Record
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Then She Gaxed mt Him.

Mrs. Henpeck Visiting her first hus-
bands grave)-Yes; here lies hero
You would not be my husband today
had he not been killed in the war.
Mr. Henpeck (iercely)-Yes; what
curse war is.-Tit-Bits-
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
PreparinR the Way.

"The war department has decided to
issue candy to soldiers at army posts. "
''That's merely an illustration of the
influence of the new woman. She's
looking forward to the time when she
will want to enlist Chicago Post.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Not His Fault,

''Several people went to sleep during
that performance of Wagnerian operal"
exclaimed the manager.
"Well, answered the orchestra lead
er reproachfully, ~ told you you ought
to give me more bass drums and Gym
balls. "-W Washington Star.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Real Estate Appreciated.

lint this gem Of property
joyously said the Swamphurst real es-
tate agent.
''Yes, indeedl' muttered the ball
player: "a diamond in the rough. -
Kansas City Independent
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09

In addition to all the other gener-
ais, General Cussedness seems to be
working against Dreyfus.--Stand
ard.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Malice Aforethough..

eyes. the man is under arrest for
conspiring to procure the death of his
mother in-law. He'll be convicted too.
"What did he send herr Poisoned
candyr"
"No; a folding bed. Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09

y Doesn't Trust Them Too Far.
Haven't you any faith in men. Dor
othy?"
''Yes, | have faith in them, but
never believe word they say. Chi
eago Record.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
An Honest Admission,

She-You are hypercriticaL. The fact
is, you don't like German opera.
He-Oh, don't know. 1t isn't 30
bad that is, you know, to man who
is very hard of hearing. Boston Tran
script
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
A Remarkable Man.

'Oh, dear, yes, my husband is one of
the cleverest men l ever saw don't
believe there's anything he can't do
Why, do you know what?"
"No, what?'
"When we were coming home from
New York the other day, he actually
succeeded in opening one of the car
windows. "-Chicago News.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Expert Opinion.

"I'm only able to sell these cigars 30
cheaply," said the dealer confidentially,
''because they are smuggled into the
country.
"Well, replied Wing. holding one at
arms length. "It certainly is criminal
to sell them. Philadelphia North
American.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Neihart Real Estate !, ,he o"

eve of a grand forward movement.
And the highway of prosperity is
open to the investor. Owners of
real estate should confer with me at
once. Inquirers after investments
should lose no time in reaching the
ground floor of prices. The Diamond
r concentrator and following enter
prises will insure 10 us good town
for years TO come. A better oppor-
tunity to make money was never Of
fered.
Why Pay Rent s.s ~a =" jus, sss a.
well own your home? l am prepar-
ed to offer bargains in Neihart prop
erty, both business and residence.
both improved and unimproved, such
as will not long be offered in this
city. You incur no risk by buy
ing Real Estate NOW. Excellent
chances of profitable investment in
Neihart realty. Titles sound. In
guire now and be convinced.
List property with me.
Get prices of me. All informa-
ton furnished cheerfully.
E. K. Abbott, Seihsssi Mont.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Her Sincerity.

81 think she is very sincere girl.
''Sincerei Sincerei She's been engag-
ed to eight different men to my knowl-
edge"
"Well, even so, she is at least sincere
in her efforts to make fools of the
men. Chicago Post.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09
Terms Of Subscription.

One year, $500; Six no., s1.50; Three mo. 75c.
Advertising rates furnished on application
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09

Jinks (who has fooled five times)-I
wish that blamed caddy would taught
| just must hit somebody New York
Journal
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-09-09

Iowa pops indorse Wharton Bark
er for president.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-05-22
MAINE WESLEYAN SEMINARY.

Rev.W. +. Berry. secretary of the Civic
league, spent Thursday and Friday at the
Seminary. Mr.. Berry is member of the
examining board.
The prudential COMMITTEE, Rev. 6. d.
Lindsay of Waterville, DR.. Ii. NJ. Blake
of Monmouth and Hon. f. r. French
of Kent's Hill. held a meeting on Friday
Photographer Tuttls of Belfast has
been at his studio here for few days.
Hon. w. W. Norcross for several years
the efficient manager of the Seminary
boarding hall, has rendered his rssigna
ton.
The ball team is scheduled to play Co.
burn classical institute at Waterville, Sat
uriay.
The tennis courts ara in excellent con-
dition and very popular. There are
eight clay courts and recreation hours
finds them we'll filled.
The classes ara ON review work and
commencement will be.here in two.weeks.
The chorus is hard at work on the can
tata Esther, which will be presented COM
mencement week. The class In botany
is making frequent field excursions. The
flowers ara rather earlier than usual. I'm
lrovements are being made in the
grounds about Chase hall.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-05-22
THE FISHERMEN.

George r. Kavanaugh and Edward G.
Walker OF the West End were at Thomp-
son lake. Oxford, Thursday, fishing. They
caught one Of the finest strings of trout
that has been captured in this state
for long time. Thirteen was the num-
Der caught, the smallest weighing two
and the largest three and one-holf
pounds.
Mr.. Walter Corey. the well-known
furniture mai of Portland, was one of
the early arrivals. He and his guide,
James Matiheton, have fished Rangeley
lake considerably. and have taken trip
to Loon lake. They have had pretty good
success, but at last accounts they hadn't
struck very large fish.
MIR. W. W. Thomas Of Portland. has to
his credit the first big salmon brought
to the house this season. 1t was taken
In City cove..and weighed 3-4 pounds.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-05-22
THURSDAY.
MAINE ACADEMY OF MEDICINE.

The 33d meeting of the Maine Academy
Of Meaicine and Science was held al
Wateryille, Friday evening, May 10. A
hanquet was served in Memorial hall OF
Colby university at $50, President Butler
OF the college acting as toastmaster.
These gentlemen were elected as fell
lows: ID. W. johnson, DR.. j. K. Tue)l
of Augusta; Il. l.. CorsoD. George W.
Dorr of Waterville, DIR. S. +. Green OF
Scion, DIR. j. l.. Fortier, &. Fred Terry.
John DeOrsay, Waterville; DR.. David Z.
Parsons, Augusta; DR.. f. H. Fales, DR..
G. G. Rancourt, Waterville; Ralph W.
Crockett. ESQ.,, Lewiston; F. b. Cloud
man, c. j.. Fogg. Cumberland Mills.
Elected as honorary fellows: DR.. Angus
Frew, Prof. John Headnan, Hon. p.
S. Head, Hon. s. 5. Brown, .. W. Hanna
ford, Prof. G. Hall, Waterville; Hon. A,
NJ. Spear, Gardiner; Hon. Elmer p. Spot
ford Deer Isle. Gen.W.S. Choate, Angus
TIA.
The resignation of DR., Thomas File
brown of the section on Stomatology
was received, and DR.. Fellows Of Portland
was nominated as president and DR..
Emery Bailey of Auburn as vice presi'
dent OF that se,tioI.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-05-22
RUMFORD FALLS SUITS.

(: Gen. Charles P. Mattocks auditor in
the suits of the Rumford Falls Boom
company vs.. the Rumford Balls Paper
company. and the RumfoTd Falls Power
company VS. the Rumford Falls Paper
company. will begin his hearing in a
few days Benjamin Thompson and
Clifford. Verrill s. Clifford, appear for the
paper company, and Symonds. Snow g.
Cook and ex-Gov. Cleaves for the power
and boom companies. The Boom COM
pany sues the paper company for the
booming and driving Of logs, the ad
damnuin being placed at s31, o41.94. The
Power company sues the Paper company
for alleged use of power in excess Of the
amount stipulated in contract for fur
nishing power to operate the Paperscom-
pany's mills. The ad damnum is placed
at SAG, 4s7.l0. These are very important
suits and hearing will consume several
days.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1899-05-22
aPORTLAND LIGHT INFANTRY.

Arrangements have been completed for
the anniversary to be held June al
Swett's hotel. Invitations will be extend
ed to the officers OF the various military
companies in the city and 1t is expected
the members of the old White Coats will
be present. There will be appropriate
speeches and ajmusical programme. This
Is the 9sth anniversary of the Portland
Light Infantry. The 95th was held at
Chickamauga Park under difficultie
and the committee in charge intend to
mike this one grand affair. Reception
will bs held between p. m. and 9p. m.
Supper at D. M, sharp.