New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-11-12
HE OTGHT TO BE ELECTED.
A c,vDrDATE FOR CONGRESS WITH OPIN-
IONS ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE HOUSE.


From The Memphis Commercial Appeal
senator John r. Reaycs. OF The Hardeman rIce
pr"ss * i'm the race for Congress, and ne proposes
making it Lively for any one VINO ma! coi'' '7'''''
MI n have not formally announced myself" he said
last night because it is too early to enter the
What will you DO for Memphis ... ..o,,,
II elected whole lot vii !, GET monS S IrT
but have a pleasure lake with picnic islands and
beer gardens in it, and fish that will come TO- you oi
over the dam would turn hug turbine wheels %'l,
md generate electricity emouSn TO hi ncdin h
fireetcSrs and the police court. Power would be
30 cheap that factories would come and Memphis
would be the Lowell Of the SOUTH
YES / would compel every policeman to keep
his wife with him while on duty, and would pay
her more salary than her husband receives.
But suppose there were children? -,
Leave 'em all at the station house and make
Joe Fitzgerald run kinderearten. D..
You mean the water wagon?
"im not on it, The riding is too rough"
You are not a prohibitionist them"
"No; favor more whiskcy. better whiskey and
Would YOU resist the transit Of venus?"
Il never resist lady
Il would give every town in the district iunatc
asylum. they would not be jealous Of Bolivar"
What do you think of the Law Of supply and
demand"
Government should protect the people. When a
man has anything to sell he should get good price
IL.
be able to buy it cheap First thing do when
t his )" 0"7'''' Will Dc TO pass d Id" regulating
Would you attack the abstract scicnccs-thc
multiplication table or the rules OF long division?
Il would When it comes to fayoring my friends
would say twice two are ten. ana when came
TO dividing the spoils would make the division
ticket would get anything
What do you think of the money dcyil?"
'Ihcrc Is a GOODNESS between Us. He never liked
M / could never be- on sociabe terms with him.
He avoids me and ! think somebody has been tell
lie an al ilsIE ia
me"
Are YOU opposed to trusts"
THE biz ones. yes The little ones ! rather like
when have no change about me. but can't find
~Do you believe in Icvccs?"
.. ON both sides Of the river with a macadamized
"Ho~ are YOU on the question Of expansion"
s,tl pe 5l we, We oushi to expand until Coum'i3s
lose me"
What is your theory Of incbricty?"
i have given the question much study and I
have come to the conclusion that there is a multi
some ancestor a booze fighter ana it breaks
out in the descendant TAR peyond the fourth gem
the physical and mental forces by the undue cx-
srcse of ether Brain ias; where man thinks
he is thinking and gets tired 'Tcmpcramental in
TRINITY. whore persons feelings ar" set on hair
trigger and will fly up To- ,claton or sink to
dcspondency in an instant Habit the feeling that
somrGthnf pressing Is undonG and that Their is
Wh're lacking or cNisuty OF moral or spiritual
fulness is felt on meeting friend and when moth
physical act Of imbibing This is usually called
socability. Sometimes MEDITATION is continued be-
cause "A sensitive man fears to think OF the fool
things ne did while out with the boys Sometimes
he feels that he has been good so long that he
ought TO celebrate the event Ordinarily il is pure
cusscdncss or the result Of some mental oblquity.
thc result Of ahnormaly developing one faculty
while dwaring the others"
ing"
Tie can. II constant drnkcr goes without a
stlmulaut for Il week or TWO the novelty Of being
sober will intoXicatc him, and off he goes again"
Nv hat is the cure"
BE born again"
"Do you look for much Of a scramble in your
cOut,st?'
,,Yc- the place is worth scramblins for. There
VII. b" gOu-ins ana hair pulling but Ike that
What 90 you think OF the theory Of NoyaliS that
universal suicide might be- iustiliabr?"
! think that Iutchman was "a blamed fool"
Are Eou i'm favor OF "a three wire fence"
The ienc" law is a local question. as Hancock
said OF the tarif / don't think Congress should
interfere in our district affairs"
What viii you do first when you get to Wash
Ask for an appropriation"
And next
Rent wagon yard so / can take care OF my
friends who will come looking for places"
Senator RcIVcS returned last night and Will soon
open his campaign in Yum Yum.