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VOL. es.
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
JIG TIME TABLE,

| DENNSYLyANIA RAILROAD
Il TIME TABLE
On and after May Is. 1895, trains will
leave Harrisburg -
For PHILADELPHIA AND NEW YORK.
Express, Ito, 2.15, 3.45, $40, 9.35,
| I1.40 y. M. 1.40 llimited), ESQ, and 1925
.. M, week days: 10, 2.l5, 3.45. 9.35'
a. M. ] 40 (limited,) SO, and 1926 pm.
Sundays Accommodation, Z. Is a. M.
4.50 aud 7.30 p. m, weekdays, and 7.30
p. m. Sundays.
For PITTsBURG AND TIN WEST.
I.2Oa. m, daily Southwestern Express
for Cincinnati and St.. Louis.
$40 a. M. daily, Pacific Express for
Chicago via Pan Handle Route and
Cleveland.
500 q. M, daily, Way Passenger for
Pittsburg.
1885 .. m. daily. Mail train for Pitts
burg.
1i.45a. m. daily, Pittsburg Express
for Pittsburg and the West.
U 800 p. M, daily. Pennsylvania Limit
ed, for Chicago. Cincinnati and st.
Louis
s.5Opm.. daily, Fast Line for Cleve
land aud st. Louis.
500 y. m. daily, Altoona Accommo-
dalton
7.3O p. m. daily Chicago and st. Louis
Express connects for Cincinnati.
1920 p. H., weekdays, Express for
Pittsburg.
l1.55 p. N. Western Express for Chi
cago and Cleveland.
For THE NORTH.
1901 o. M, Western Express for Will
Transport, Rochester and Buffalo.
$50 a. m, daily, Northern Express
for Williamsport, Erie, Rochester and
Buffalo.
sos q. M. daily, News Express for
Lock Haven.
11.S5 a. M. weekdays, Niagara Ex-
press for New York, Rochester and
Buffalo.
S.55, p. m, weekdays. Fast Line for
Williamsport, Remove and Elmira.
$50 p. M, weekdays. Lykens Valley
Accommodation.
7.55 p. M, daily, Williamsport Elk
press.
S. M. PROVOST, J. r. WOOD,
General Manager. Gen. Pass. Agent.
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ilton attorney and counselor at law,
she seemed carefully to note Duu-
her and street, as II to remember
it
Al half past twelve the came lady
entered one of the great Broadway
catacomhs, and studied her way to
the office oil Wiili4m Hamilton.
WAS Mr.. Hamilton I'M
"Mr. Hamilton was in. but .nsag'
ed" suggested the gcntlemanly part
ner
aWould the gentleman be 30 kind
IS to takeac ard to Mr.. Hamiltoug'
with pleasure
The visitant scribbles her name
on an office card. which the gentle
manly partner, begging her to be
seated, takes to the inner sanctum.
"Lady's card, sir. She's waiting
for an interview.
Mr.. Hsmilton glances at the name
and cadaverous pallor oversprsads
his lace with sudden wave. Tue
quickness with which he becomes
disengaged Is marvellous
"l'll see her immediately gasps
Mr.. Hamilton, spasmodically, and
the partner disappears to escort the
visitaat to the inner office.
Mr. Hamilton will see yon at
once: THIS way, madame and the
two, three years separated, are face
TO face.
The explanation that ensues is
mel her complimentary to Mr.. Ham.
illon's acumen nor To his vanity ;
but be bears il in consideration of
the Vancouver two millions and a
Mrs. Hamilton whose sanity is IN
questionable.
Three hundred clocks, Id as many
quarters of the city, c'Hng ten. Mr..
Jeckyll walks up and down in the
Fifth avenue mansion, specializing as
TO wheth poor lda's body will be
found. A carrisge stops at the door
and lady and gentleman alight;
the gentleman rings and sends in bis
card.
what in the ID can the young
popinjay want with me?" queries
Banker Jeckyli. internally. admit
Mr. H,milton." orders he blandly,
externally; aud the gentleman enters
with 9 lady on his arm. In the
worn out metaphor OF "Hudibra,'
Banker Jeckyll smells rat, but is
not quite sure.
Permit me to present Mrs. Ham
ilton. Mr.. Jeckyll," smiles the WISH
tor, blandly, but with certain tingc
Of saidonicism apparent.
Mrs. Hamilton lifts the heavy
veil that covers the face that ap-
piled for lodging at the station
house the night before.
at 10 /, dear uncle and euardy,'
murmurs the sane musical voice
that had 30 fascinat,d the captain
ouly the voice is trihe less palhe-
tic and has an undercut of sarcastic
laughter in IL.
Mr.. jock, lie tongue is not Equal
even TO an inteiiecton at that mo-
meDt.
IT know how you'd grieve. guar
DIV, dear; so | just dropp'd coible
stone in the water, lcit my sha ~ to
be picked up by Mr.. Ferret, and
crept away on my hanls aud knees
Still | had bard night Of it guar
dy.'
With d quick gasp Banker Jtckyl
staggered to a chair, and, with q
moan, sank down as il he had beer
wounded.
Banker Jeckyll Was dead. APP
oplexy DIR. Quackenbush called Il:
and the magnificent funeral came
sbous as intended-only Banker
Jeckyll was in the coffin instead Of
Banker Jeckyll's neice. Stark and
stiff, Mr. Jeckyll locked tie excla
nation point incarnate even iu deatl
snd was buried ut the expense o.
the two mi; ms.
"CleSerly outgitted.' muttered
Ferret when he heard the news
but my fifty thousand never II Come
never"
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Stationery Department
WIN. GERHARDT.

We just put up 300 packages o
VOLTS Celebrated Horse and Cattle
Powder-the Best Powder. Made
for Horses, Cattle, Hogs and Sheep
Largest and handsomest package
on Earth AM. GILBERT. Druggist
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Be;tie-Mamma, does Satan whis-
per 10 peoples ears9
Mamma-Yes, dearie.
Bettie-Then I guess if he went
TO tell grandma anything he'd have
10 boiler, 'csnse she's 80 deal Chi
cago News.
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A GOOD BUSINESS
FOR SALE.

i wish to dispose of my entire
stock as a whole, consisting of tie
Picture Frame Business with all the
material and appliances necessary
thereto, together with agallery OF
choice pictures. In connection with
it, the
Stationery Department.
Good location, 1873 N. Queen
street. There is money in the BUSH
ness II properly carried on. Clos
ing out to quit.
WIN. GERHARDT.
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RUDY,s PILE sUPPosIToRY

is guaranteed to cure piles and Constipa-
ton, or money refunded. 80 cts. per box.
send for circular and Free Sample to
MARTIN RUDY, Registered Pharmacist,
Lancaster, Pa. For sale by all trst-class
druggists everywhere, and in Martins
burg, w. Va, by l.. G.. Matthaei.
40 ,97-1yr
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Schedule in effect October 1st, 1899.
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BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS
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For $40 cts. an Everblooming
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rections.
For az els. "Surprisen Collection
of 10 beautiful plants, all different,
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Fer SO cts. all offers named in this
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THE LUNCH.

/.
l said to my lunch: "oh, lurch, late
lunch,
viii you lie on my stomach tonight;
VIII you nestle there, or rear aud tear
In q huge nightmarish fright?''
said to my lunch: "0h; lunch; late
lunch,
Win you thrill me with aching pain;
VIII your fits and jerns burst my stomach
works
SO, lean never lunch againi,
III.
And my late lunch gave dyspeptie
hump,
Aud answered me fair and true;
"Pm on to my job. and l'il jump and
thr0b
TIL the air with your cussing's blue"
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Daily.
Daily except Sunday.
On Sundays will leave Philadelphia al 40 Pm
Trans M. 9 and 10 runs daily between harrisburg
AID HagarStoEh.
Pull man parior car and through coach bsswsen HAg-
rsto ~ and hiiAdelphiA rain and and between
" tnrhsster and Philadelphia trains and7.
II, A. RIDDLE, IA bolD.
Gent Pass. Agent. Superintendent
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TIME TABLES.

Connects for all G. V. Z. r. stations.
II. A. Ridile, J.F. Boyd, Supt.
General T.. ss. ACT.
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Trythe Indendeut.
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NJ. HOOD, Pres. ard Gen'l Manager.
b., GRISWOLD Genl. Pass Agent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
Burmese Medical Skill.

The Burmese ~pharmacopGia as a whole
is q subject for laughter and tears, but
there is no gainsaying the fact that 1t in
cludes a few medicines for such diseases
q jungle fever and dysentery, which II
used by the light Of common sense and
not by that Of astrological calculation are
productive Of excellent results. I have
heard an English NJ. D. speak highly Of
one simple decoction prepared by a Bur.
mese druggist for use In cases Of dyson
terry. 1t was, II I remember rightly, made
frum the thick find Of the mangosteen,
and my medical friend had found it sufi.
oiently eff1cacious to recommend it in his
own practice. However d~eplorable may
be the character Of Burmese internal treat.
ment, we find more than 4 little skill dis.
played in dealing with wounds, sores and
other external troublea
have never known Q pure European
seek the advice Of a Burmese druggist for
such, but the half caste does so frequently,
and a wharf tally clark" once told me he
would go to nobody else when he suffered
thus. It is due 10 him to say that his
confidence was justified by results, even
II the drug doctor did begin the diagnosis
by inquiring the date and hour Of his
birth. Maternal influence and nominal
fees are no doubt the p~rsdisposing causes
Of the poor half oaste's preference for ma.
tive advice In the nrat ins>ance.--Cham
bers' Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
THE RENT COLLECTOR.
Bearing ont nm Old Adage About Dis
creditinE Appearances.

Bearing Ont an Old AdaGe About Dis
creditinG Appearances.
"You could hardly have chosen a
more inconvenient night to CALL" l
said. II am Just starting for
81 am sorry, but / could not possibly
know
Besides, the rent, if it comes to that,
is not strictly due till the day after to-
morrow. Sunday is dies non, and | only
took up the house on the first of the
month"
eff you will allow me to explain
"Then one hardly expects the house
agent to come dunning the very mo-
ment the month has expired. l had, in
any case, no intention of staying here
permanently. The house doesn't suit
my wife, the rent is absurdly high, and
SO on. l suppose you aren't in a hurry?'
at isn't a question of my being in a
hurry, sir. r.
"Then why on earth do you come to-
night? There are a dozen things I can
go into when I have more time. The
roof leaks badly, the scullery sink is
stopped up, lawn mower you said was
in order simply won't cut anything ex-
cept my fingers, the poultry she'd
well, sir, if you won't allow me tc
open my mouth
"I'm not going to be browbeaten by
a common house agents man or errand
boy, whichever you call yourself"
said, with dignity. II shall now refuse
to pay you Oh principle, simply though
it would otherwise be-. l haven't a mo
ment tonight to go into business mat
tiers. 1t must be absolutely Indifferent
to you whether I settle your account to
day or this week or this day.
sit is, sir. I'm Mr.. Browns new
man, and he sent me round to ask yor
to dine with him and 90 to his box al
the theater afterward. Judy.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27

throat, weak lungs, bleeding lungs, aud
kindred affections, which, if neglected or
badly treated, lead up to consumption. If
you ask for DR.. Pierce's remedies and the
dealer won't supply you, go to another
store. Your health is of greater import
ance than any extra profit he may make on
the substitute. The imitation substitute
can not initiate the cures. DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery is absolutely
non-alcoholic and non-narcotic. 1t can be
safely relied upon by temperance people.
1t is not only the safest, but also the
surest remedy for the stomach, blood,
throat and lungs.
MY wife had a severe attack of p%leurisy and
lung trouble writes Abram Freer, Esq, of
Rockbridge, Green Co., Ills. The doctors gave
her up to die. She commenced to take DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, and i'm
proved from the first dose. By the time she had
taken eight or ten bottles she was cured, and it
was the cause of a large amount being sold here.
/ think the Golden Medical Discovery is the
best medicine in the world for lung trouble"
For 81 one-cent stamps to pay postage,
you can get a free copy Of the Common
Sense Medical Adviser, a work of 1905
pages. Cloth bound 81 stamps. Send to
DR.. R. v. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
CHICAGO LIMITED.
CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LIMITED.

Trains Nos. 3 and 4, running tri-
weekly in each direction between Chi
cago and Los Angeles, carry only first
class Vestibuled Pullman Sleepers, a
Understanding car, containing gentle
mems buffet, reading and smoking room,
and barber shop, and an observation
car with commodious parlor for ladies
and children; electric lights throughout
the entire train.
CHICAGO, MEXICO & CALIFORNIA
LINE
Nos. / and II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, %eastbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. 20 is a local train between Ell Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and lit
erature pertaining to the Santa he
route, call on or address,
II. s. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
W. J. Black, g. p. A.,
Topeka. Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
A Dead Man Brought to Life.

In Paris recently a man was revived
whose heart had actually stopped beat
ing. A daring surgeon cut through the
dead mans ribs, grasped his heart, set
the blood in circulation and the man
breathed, opened his eyes and lived. 1t
is probable, however, that the rally will
be of short duration, although this de-
tracts not at all from the miraculous
nature of the deed. If he had kept His
bowels regular disease could not have
attacked him. Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers is natures strongest ally. When
her laws have been repeatedly disregard
ed, when a tired stomach has been
abused until Indigestion, constipation
and biliousness are the result, then the
Bitters proves its efficacy. 1t can not
be equalled. Your doctor would be the
first to recommend it,.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
HIS LAST JOKE.

Even In Deaths Grasp He Still
Thought of Business.
The funny man whose business it was
to construct the weekly page of jokes
for The Sunday Yell lay on a hospital
cot swathed in bandages.
He was not long for this earth. Early
that morning he had tried conclusions
with the front end of an electric car,
with the usual results. The funny mans
lips moved, and he muttered incoher-
emily. A hospital inferno stepped softly
to the side Of the sufferers cot and bent
his head forward to listen.
~ care not to live" murmured the
jokist. "The one light in my dreary ex-
istence went out last week when my
precious one passed away from this
earth"
"Yes?' said the young surgeon inter
negatively.
"She is dead" continued the dying
man. During her lifetime we lived to-
gether at the same boarding house. She
did society for The Yell and wrote
poetry for the Sunday issue, which effu-
sions she signed Iolanthe. I called her
10 for brevity."
"Indeed?" said the surgeon softly.
"Last week." went on the profess
sional jokist, "she attended a wedding
in a cold, damp church, wrote an ao-
count Of the ceremony for The Yell,
came home and was taken i'll. Two days
later she died and left me in despair.
All, sweet Io!"
The surgeon, visibly affected by the
sufferers tale, could but restrain his
own emotion.
every sad" be murmured in the dy-
ing mans ear. "What did 10 die OFF,
A light Of triumph came for n brief
instant in the joker's fast dimming
eyes as he answered, "Iodide Of potas-
sum-" and passed away before the
startled and enraged surgeon could
jump with both feet on his tace.-Cin-
cinnati Enquirer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
At the Enemy's Expense.

"Spain," said the Spanish official,
Sin spite of appearances to the con-
trary, is now on a better war footing
than ever before"
"Yes," replied the government at
tache, 'she need fear no further naval
losses"
"That's true, and, besides, our SOL
diers who were captured by the Ameri-
cam are looking much better than for
merly. They have gained many pounds
each in weight and would now be able
to 60 for a year on half rations. up
to Date.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
Curious to Know.

Willis-How did Baker com to lose
his eye?
Wallace-He happened to be passing
a lady who was trying to stop car
with her umbrella.
Willis-You don't tell me! Well, say,
how did he save the other one.-Puck.
Pneumonia is one of the most danger
Gus and fatal diseases. 1t always results
from a cold. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy will quickly cur a cold and
perhaps prevent an attack Of pneumo-
MIA. 1t is in fact made especially for
that ailment and has become famous
for it's cures over a large part Of the
civilized world. 1t counteracts any ten
dency Of a cold toward pneumonia. Can
you afford to neglect your cold when so
reliable a remedy "a be had for a
trife? For sale by A. c. Ireland.
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He was Poorer.

.sThere goes a man. \ remarked the to-
baoconist as a portly individual passed
out, "who has been alderman from this
ward for nine years, and he's poorer today
than he was at the beginning Of his first
term"
"You don't sayl' exclaimed the stran-
ger as he lighted a perfecto. Zone seldom
sees such an example Of honesty and up
Brightness"
aOh, 1t isn't exactly that" replied
the other, .'but you see he hos such miser-
able luck at poker. "--Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
Reduced Rates via Santa Te Route
from Santa Pc, n. N.

In effect all the year around: One
way tickets to Southern California
points, first class $3S.45, second class
$2S.45s round trip good for six months
$780, 80, allowing stop over privileges;
Northern California, one way, first
class $43.45. second class $2S.45, round
trip, first class $3.50, with stop over
privileges. Low rates In effect to points
in Oregon and Warrington.
II. 8. LUTZ, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. m.
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Reduction in Rates, over the Denver
& Rio Grande Railroad,

Effective March Goth, s~econd-class
rate from Denver, Colorado Springs,
Pueblo and Trinidad, Colorado, to all
California points now carrying the $685.
90 rate will be $32.5O Agents south of
Mears and Montrcse, also agents on
branches will add their local rate to
functional point to $32. so.
The second-class rate from Denver,
Colorado Springs and Pueblo, Colorado,
to Portland, Oregon, Tacoma, Seattle
and Spokane, Washington, via Ogden
and Huntington will be $500. Agents
south of Pueblo, Mears and Montrose,
also agents OF branches will add their
local rate to functional point to $500.
Tickets to be limited to continuous
passage en-
L. j. Helm.
Gen. Agent.
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OVERRIDING It..

Fond Mother-I do so hope that
George has studied hard at college. l
have tried to impress upon his mind the
value of a liberal education.
Father-I am afraid, my dear, that
you have rather overdonc the matter. l
had to send him a check for five hun
bred dollars today.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
PECOS VALLEY & NORTHEASTERN RY,
Central Time)

Central Time)
Train No. l leaves Pecos daily 4:30 a.
M, arrives Eddy s:35 a. m, Roswell
1855 p. M, Amarillo 1890 p. M, CON
Meeting with A., T. & S. F. and f. w.
& D. c. Rys.
Train No. 2 leaves Amarillo daily 4:50
a. M, arrives Roswell 1855 p. m, Eddy
5:55 p. M, Pecos 1920 p. m. connecting
with the Texas & Pacific Ry.
Stages for Lincoln, White Oaks and
Nogal, N. M, leave Roswell, N. NJ,
daily except Sunday at 7 a. N.
For low rates, for information regard,
ing the of this valley, prices
of lands, etc, address
D. H. NICHOLS
General Manager,
DON D. DONAHUE, Eddy, N. N.
Gen. Ert. and Pass. Agent,
Eddy, N. M.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
REMARKABLE CURE OF RHEUMA
TISM.

Kenna, Jackson Co., W. Va.
About three years ago my wife had
an attack Of rheumatism which confin-
ed her to her bed for over a month and
rendered her unable to walk a step
without assistance, her limbs being
swollen to double their normal sifie. Mr..
S. Maddox insisted on my using Cham
berlain's Pain Balm. I purchased a
fifty-cent bottle and used it according
to the directions, and the next morning
she walked to breakfast without assist
ance in any manner, and she has not
had a similar attack since.-A. B. Par
0 For sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
How It Happened.

"My DEAR" said Mrs. Richleigh to
her daughter the other evening after
young Woody had departed, chow in
the world did your hair become SO dis
arranged"
"Why, mamma, " replied the quick
witted miss, II guess it must be from
shaking my head 80 much when Mr..
Woodhy was trying to soak me to say
yes"
And the mother suddenly remembered
that she had once been a girl herself
Chicago News.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
The Perils of a Conversations.

The Perils of a COnversazione.
Miss FLIP Ito gentleman whose
name she did not catch when intro
duced)-Have you read "a Modern
Heliogabolus?"
He-Yes, l have.
Miss fail through?
He-Yes, from beginning to end.
Miss F.-Dear mel I wonder you're
alive! How did you manage to get
through it?
He (diffidently) - Unfortunately, I
wrote it. miss F. catches a distant
friends eye.)-Punch.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27

One good turnpike deserves another,
Good roads point the way to pros
perity.
Pain ought to be measured by the
acher.
If a man is a "brick," he won't let
people walk on him.
1t is easier to live within our means
than it is without them.
Soldiers sweethearts should wear
their hair in "bangs."
A man bent on doing crooked things
will go straight to ruin.-L. A. W.
Bulletin.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
the Scale,

"Huhp' shifted the flute, with a note
Of disdain in it's voice. "You have no
ear for music!'
"No, but I am an ear for music!"
replied the green corn. "Just lots Of
people eat me like they were playing on
a harmonicon !'-New York Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
Getting at It.

Police Justice-On what do you base
your action for divorce?
Mrs. Graves-Cold feet boss.
Police Justice-Cold feet are no cause
for divorce.
Mrs. Graves-Guess you doan' indy
stand, jedge. He frowed all foah OBJ de
stove laigs at me.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
THE BEST IN THE WORLD.

We believe Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy is the best in the world. A
few weeks g we suffered with a Sc
we're cold and a troublesome cough, and
having read their advertisements in our
W and other papers, we purchased a
bottle to see if it would effect us. It
cured us before the bottle was more
than half used. 1t is the best medicine
Out for colds and coughs.-The Herald,
Andersonville, Ind. For sale by A. G.
Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-04-27
At the Barracks.

The bugle's strains foated in through
the open window.
"That is taps is it not, Miss Mar
shal," he asked Of the generals fair
daughuer, land signifies lights out?'"
yes" she answered YEARLY, "or
light Out"
He til. A. W. Bulletin.