Evening journal., 1899-03-03

TO ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS FIRtFM
S.ANDTOwN CALLS CGlAVCEl-
NR, NICHOLSON A REAL DEMO-
rRSs7 s7-coLoNEL MOORE AZ WIS
quOR.
Nv Ders Mary ANN
Kernel ExodN More, OF WVlninssnn'
uniz vere to-dsp He wore a. plug nat
a red -four big kane an 'ook oi
s-.f-compasonsy. al he wuz va siIe
wen he cum into the SENT chaml'er ne
vn,g a-r,n'qln' .sThe \frcg he wud
tc,,r45n' g5l' an the . the bottihl oil
mat there pexuliar voice of hisfn
,rar, ont an sed "kerN chunk! Ar
rbupkir The weles OF legislashNn o
xsonped moovin immediate like, an
ono Of the water tubes In Nthat there
horizontal hoyger bowed out\ an a ie.-
lcr had 10 be sent fer TO fix ht. Senltef
More an Senster Merryd.th 'tride on
that plug hat an wore the kane fer
otrie vile the kernel appered TO enjoy
The site.
caint see wet makes them keS ers
AM Dimmolkrats.talks 50, mach akou' OUT
feIer Addix buyln' hls.'eA a sete In the
Yoonited Stats Seuft. 'Min Wilson
allows as how Mackln.ey wuz elected
bi usln big lots Of money wien Mark
Hammer an them uther fe9le's put up
fer him. Wot l want 10 roA an wo.
Mister Addix wants to no, to,, is WI
them Reelers caint vote fer hhn wen
they cud vote fer Mackinlee, fer, they
both stand on the same footin. NHlt
haina q bit worse 20 use Addix money
than hHt IL to use Hammer money. \
HM's cum jes as | toi you, Mary
Ann Romin Tammeny has get hit In
the neck an Seniter More is a standin'
up on his desk a fiarpin his wings
an CROWN tell you'd think his throto
wld split I fe1e rec sorry fer Romln,
hit / tc,e him rite along as bow ht
wlizn't no use a tryin' an he mite jaa
as we'll kwit seniter Mores got red
wlte an bloc ribbins tide on his w.sk-
ers. an there's Grape hanlgin ON the
dure-nob Of the guvner's room. ! never
seen sech mixin up OF JOY an sorrow
in all mi life, Mary Ann.
Us Addrcss felers wuz all skeered
up this mornin' We heerd as how the
Regiers had bin upto Fislydelfa to see
Pressydtnt Machintey, an that they
lad got there instruckshuns TO vote fer
Mister Gray. Then them Dimmokrats
held a cawcuss an we wnlz ded shore
as how there wmz sumthin' up. Wen
they cum Outten cawcuss hit wuz lersi-
ed as how they had drapt Mister Gray
an gone to Chanselier Nicholson. Then
hit al cum out. Them Gray fellers
went 10 Nicholson to p.ese them silver
fellers. an wen the Reg.ors git redhy
to vote fer Gray the silver felers is tC
vote fer Gray TO p1ese the Gray fe.lers
Mister Nicholson Is rele Dmmokrat
Wen. the b,izzerd cum | seen him uI
on the roof CT his house a-shovc.dn
snow 90 beat the hand. You wmdn' I
sawsno Republican a-doin' that He''
a-had a nigger up there doin' sh'
shovelin an he'd a-bin sitt,n down b
The fire a-wonderin' how he cud bet
the nlgger outten the money. Their
wuz a John Blggs movement starte'
in that Dlmmokratc cawcuss but Sen
iter File lade tie on the track an
the dunned thing stopped. There
sum as say that Addix sent a te,egra
10 them Raglers TO cum TO Filyde,fi
10 meet the Nashinal COMMITTEE an
that they WIZ roped In. but allow a
how Ned never dun that. This yer
thing haint no joke fer him. HTS
expensive fact Hits the stern end OF
sennytOryal reality, an them Regler
oughter no hit. After they found a
how they had bin fooled they went u
TO the theeater an seen McFaddln
fiat Wen the undentakers cum out I
mesher them tcO doOolsts fer thei
collins an the too fitin' ferers droI
ded, Senitu Nox termed to Semitic
Shakospere an sed Hit mus be Al
dix an Doopont" An Seniter Shake,
pere SD, "Hit looks mtey much III
hit. Sam.
StaN Tre-herer Ball cum down yei
tu-da With bunch of his constityo
enks. ! wuz certen,y glad to see hiI
even ef he has got a note in bank !
interdOoced me TO his consttyooenA
sayin': BIZ, this yere feler's mi pa
John Ball. He's the only fec,er tn
tever licked me an get on with It. Th
we're luther cOnstityoOent OF mine
Charley Roobenkame, an this yerl
sam Bailey. I've jes brung em doy
yere to SEQ the sites an hits quite
reveiashun to them l sez, How'd
DO, John; howdee do, Charley; how'd
do, Sam. You kin stay yere jes'
long as yer unsohstikaued eyes k
stand the presher" They allowed
how hit wuz mitey kind Of me Ger
set 'em stay They sed as how IN
lived cut mere Brandywine Springs
'dldn' git mlutch chanse to see nuthi
i asst 'em ef they waldn take sumrh
to drink, an they allowed as how m
dldn drink nuthin but water fr
them there kaabeate springs cut tn
on Dick Crooks p,ase. But they v
mise feaers, an hit dun me hepe
good 20 see EN- enjoyin' the sites
mdtch.
Presidont Sammon mus sertonly
Seniter Mezrydith, fer to-day he cal
the Wi1ler Grove Statesman up TO
desk an pinned a bunch Ct boo wi
on his cote. Hit certcnAly wuz an
spirin' site, Mary Ann. an Sem
MerrydHth looked rele cute trimmed
thataway fer bloo's becomfn' to b
enng'how.
Yore risin' hussban,
BILL JONE