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MONEY TO LOAN-H. ]. GOETHE. 1O1
Fourth street.
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WANTED-CHRISTIA MAN OR WO-
man to qualify for position trust; salary
$500; incloSe references and Self-ad-
dressed stamped envelope to Secretary
care this office. m14-3t*
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EMPLOYMENT OFFICIAL KINDS
OF help furnished at shortest notice.
Telephone messages free to customers
lei. Sun. blue Al, Cap. TAI. 51512 ST.
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WANTED - EXPERIENCED BUGGY
washer and harness cleaner; must be a
steady man. Visu Stables, Eleventh and
streets
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|FoUND-A PLACE TO GET YOUR
made to order, $3.50 and up; boots ST
and I'D. Boston Shoe Shop 81 X St
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HOUSE OF FIVE ROOMS, BATH A
pantry; rent $11. 2115 l.
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TO LET-NICE COTTAGE, 1872 L ST.
five rooms; electric lights, bath, barn
HAWLEY & PHILLIPS, 319 ] st. m14-5
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R. NOBEL, PLAZA GROCERY NO
trading stamps, but fair business
GOOD POTATOES! A FINE LOT TO BE
found at Wingard, Twenty-fifth and o
streets. Ring him UP by either phone.
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A BARGAINi-A 21s H. P. 500 VOLT MO-
tor. at 0. A. Hoits. 81 ] street.
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horses, garden. cooking; useful in gen
eral wages no object; good references.
w. H. this office. m14-3t*
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THREE LARGE FRONT ROOMS, UN-
furnished. S. w. cor. Eighth and M SITS.
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UPPER FLOOR IN NEW HOUSE, Foul
rooms, bath, pantry, electricity. 1926 d
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TO LET OR RENT.

80 MA SUITE OF FRONT. PARLOF
also front housekeeping suite
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wrought iron pipe, special low price:
also two eight-horse upright boilers.
Sac'to Pipe Works, near Pass. Depot.
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LOsT-FOUND.

STRAYED TO MY PREMISES ON FRI
day night, q bay horse, with halter and
proving property and paying charges
JACOB SEITZ, corner Thirtieth and L
. streets. m15-3t+
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JAPANESE CHRISTIAN HOME, REV.
Mrs. Bowen, 1915 Fifth street, Sacra-
mento. Tel. blk 356. Working students.
day work, janitors, general help sup
Piled. Typewriting done-s Moral places
only. -i-
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Fresno Democrat: Unlike the neaob
and apricot industry. fig culture is not
overdone, nor is it likely to be in MANY
years to come. Those who set out or
chards now will always have the adj
vantage over the growers who will 90
into the business years hence because
then the plantations started within thA
next year or two Will be in their prime
and can outproduce at less cost anv of
the younger orchards when competition
cuts a figure in the profits of culture
heres a pretty and safe business for
the man who aspires to rural life and
have little money to invest in traos
While the orchard is coming into ma :
turity small fruits. melons and eulti-
waited crops of nearly every kind can he
grown between the trees and bring in
an income until the trees come into
profitable bearing.
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WANTED-BY AN OLD WOMAN,
homework in a small family. Hartford
House, Fifth street, between J and K
streets. m14-2tT
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HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS AT 2O5k K
street
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EMPLOYMENT OFFICE, s23 K T.
Reliable help furnished and situations
procured. Cap. phone 1893.
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BOARD AND LODGING.

PIANO-TUNING-LEA Orders with
Grafmiller & Heath. sic ]. Paul Schoen.
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WANTED-CANCER SUFFERERS TO
write for free book of home treatment;
no knife, plaster or pain. f. w. Mason
Medical Co., 121 West Forty-second
street, New York City. m14-eoSu3t*
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CARPET CLEANING. FITTED AND
laid by VIM. Higbie Gate with Wein-
stock, Lubin Coz. Prompt work.
to residence 1914 L street.
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Gil K-ECKHARDT BUILDINGS; NICE
rooms, recently we'll furnished and with
running and filtered water. Handsome
front suites; strictly first-class place.
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MEN AND WOMEN, GOOD ADDRESS.
to travel and appoint agents; salary SIS
month; expenses; rapid advancement;
unusually brilliant opportunity. Ad-
dress with reference, Butler & Alger,
New Haven Conn. m14-2tSu
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NICE FURNISHED FRONT ROOM
and others, in private family. 40o1a h
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lovers to try our cigars and sweets. Also
Catholic goods. ADAM HAUBOLD,
1922 ].
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914 Sixth street. between I and J, Wes
side, opposite Congregational Church.
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NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS BY THE
day, week or month. 122 K street.
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WANTED.

TWENTY GOOD JAPANESE RANCH
hands wish situations on farm. Ad-
dress 300 M street, Sacramento m14-3t+
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MONEY TO LOAN ON VERY REST
terms, WRIGHT & KIMBROUGH. 607 j.
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A GOOD MEAL ALWAYS PAYS, AND
twill pay you to go to the Delicatessen
Grill Room, the neatest, the cleanest,
the incest and most reasonable priced
place in town. 814 K street.
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JAPANESE NJ. E. MISSION EPWORTH
League Employment Department will
supply any kind help. Tel. white 1,001.
80 M street
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l119 FIFTH ST-TRANSIENT OR. PER
manent roomers; special terms for per-
manentS; new management and fur-
niShingS
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WANTED-LADIES AND GIRLS FOR
home piece work; steady employment.
S02 Seventh, corner H. &c de,-s-
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MUSIC AND ART.

G. F. JONES. TEACHER OF GUITAR,
mandolin and banjo. liza H street. In
struments furnished and terms reason
able.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
The GOLD LEAF.
ElE\DERSO< y. c.
THTKSDAE, June 10, 1890 :.
PICNIC TIME.
Ky EI-GENE FIELD.

It. June again. an in my soul feel the
film Joy
That, sure "a come this time O. year t.
every little boy;
For, every June. the sunday school at
pIc-nic- may h. seen
Where ''lIrld- beyond The swelling iIp;,d,
stand dressed IN lyiu' green
Where little girls are skreIed to death
with spiders, bugs, an ants,
An little boys get gra~- stain, on til ii 20
tn-mcrtiu pants
It's june again, an with it all what happi-
There's COIN to be- 4 picnic an I'm grin
10 Jinc'
one Year l,ned The B,ptist~. an go,'-
Hess, how it raIncd,
CBut granpa say that that = the way
''haptiZo" i cxpIainrd.D
And once | lined the 'PI>copals an had :,
But the boss Of all the pic-nicS was the
Presbyterian,
They had 80 many puidm'S :, ,allIi~, sand
widgrS an pir~.
That n frllrr visit his Ntummicl MS Il
hungry as his eyes.
Oh, YES the catin' Pre~bytcrians give Yer
is fine,
That when they have Il picnic You be
I'm goin, to jIne,
But al this time the Meth GI~t~ have
special claims on me,
For they're goin' to give Il picnic On the
2lst, ID. Y.
Why should a liberal UniveroaIi,t like NE
object
To share the joys OF fellowship with very
friendly sect
However hct'rOdox their articles of faith
elSewlSe NAV be,
Their doctrine of trici chick'n i, ~aviu
grace to me,
SO on the DIST of June, the weather htin'
fine,
They're goin' to give a picnic; an m
gOin to line,
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
A Difference.


The late Mr.. Flower BEGAN his
moncv-makine bv WORKING for q. 80
per day. and SAVING 4 part of if.
We didn't.
HI, soon ber,n to ..nrnmn,n, hi,r
financial enterprises. made more
money. and continued to save some
thine.
We didn't
He finally ho,,,,ht M, -,.,cI.. =, an
tornr;.., y,l,;cI, h,.,,,. -, 3D.. 1,I-
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
NOTICE TO TEACHERS.
Examination for Life Certificates.

Upon authority Of Superintendent
Mebane hereby notify the teachers Of
Vance county that a set Of questions
will be furnished YOUR Supervisor. hv III"
State Board OF Examiners, for all tho-..
who wish to stand the examinatio for
Life Certificates The examinations will
b- held at the Court HOnS.. on the second
Thursday in July, II diploma will b..
issued to all snccr-sful applicants which
will bear tn. signature OF each member OF
the State Board of Examiners and will
entitle the holder thereof to teach any
where in North Carolina without ex-
animation by the County Snpe'int end"nt
of Schools, subject, however, to the
provisions OF Section IS of School Law
Questions on he following subjects viii
be prepared:
English Gramma, English Literature,
History Typography, Physical Typography,
Arithmetic, Algebra, Physics, Physiology
and Hygiene, Elementary Botany, Phil
osophy and History of Education, Civil
Government and Shoot Law.
Those interested in this matter viii
please publish it throughout the county.
Very truly,
CHAS. f. FULLER,
County Superintendent Public Schools.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
A RUSH TO DEL.AWARE PARK.
Twelve Excursions Already Booked
for the Month of June.

In spite OF the late spring and COM
paratlvey cool weather OF May, the eX-
curslOn fever seems to have taken DOS
session OF everybody.
Early i'll the month over 900 people
went to Delaware Park for the day, and
instead of being faded by the jaunt re
turned refreshed: Tor cOnveniences and
diversions afford one an opportunity for
rest and creature comforts in the midst
of pleasure.
~ many as twelve excursions are
already booked for June by the Seaboard
Air Lin" and unless prompt application
Is mad" for the grounds there certainly
will be difficulty in securing suitable ar
engagements.
Outing parties, picnic parties. associa-
tons, convention parties, Sunday-schO0l
parties, all kinds OF parties should applv
at once to l.. :. Allen, General Passenger
Agent, Seaboard Air Line, Portsmouth,
Va.
There Will hr Il rush all the summer for
this resort which is growing phenomenalIv
III popular favor. There is fine fishing
and boating for tn" children on the
famous Holloway river flowing pictur-
esquely at the foot OF the breezy and
winding hills of the Park. The spot is
beautifully situated forty miles from
Norfolk and 13u miles from Raleigh.
covering Il acres of ground all incIosed
and protected by high fence.
The observatory commands a rare
stretch OF rolling country and there is IA
perfectly equipped ten pin alley. merry
go-rouni. shooting gallery. pavilion for
dahrInG on tn" river bank and other
spacIous pavlIIonS amply protected
luHIn~T hhrh II 4
grand piano Is on hand for concerts,
qundrilles and cake walks as the cas-.
may be-.
Stages may also be erected Tor theat
real or other festive entertainments
The Park Us II pleasure ground Is not
surpassed III the South and the water
alone Is destined to make it a permanent
summer resort.
There are three sulphur springs said by
many to be equal in their tonic and alter
native effect to waters of the renowned
hr"enhrler " hlte: there are OF her mineral
springs. also. Including the notable
NaCn"SIa spring. the sanitary effects of
winch nave been known Tor Years BY the
Old residents OF this country. An arte-
sian We'll sparkleS forth one hundred feet
Ill the air, the stream being six inches in
diameter aS It ISSUES from the earth.
For that matter the whole landscape is
tWInkhng with springs for those who
prefer their watc, straight"
There are over one hundred improved
swings which keep the grove merry with
tn" laughter OF children, promenades and
lovers hooks, rustic seats and leafv
vIStaS. birds and baImy air
y lew hours and lew dollars and one
Is ont OF the heat OF the city, out OF dan
ger OF doctors bills. among the cooling
NOttOway hills.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
The University Summer School for
Teachers.

The sixth session of the University
Summer School for teachers will begin on
June Goth next, and close on the 18th of
July following. The faculty will include
more than 20 prominent and successful
teachers who will give daily instruction
in all the primary and academic studies.
Among the North Carolina instructors
who will take part are Prof. Cocker, OF
GoldsbOro; Supt. Graham, of Charlotte:
Supt. Mangum, Of Wilson; Supt. Moses,
of Raleigh; Supt GrimsIay, of Green's
bOro: Prof. ClaxtOn, OF the State Normal
and Industrial College; DR.. Linscott, DR..
Baskerville, Dr.. Mangum and Prof Toy
of the University In addition to these
Iiammei, of Maryland Normal College;
Prof Rose, of Peabody Normal College;
Prof Reeder, OF Teachers College. Column
bia University: DR.. jacques W. Redw
the eminent Geographical author and
lecturer and DR.. W. S. Curre!l, If WASH
ingtOn and Lee University. his faculty
is the best ever assembled i'll the South
for Summer School work ard teachers
wishing to devote special study to the
primary branches, Mathematics, English,
French. German, Spanish, Botany,
chemistry, Zoology, Latin, Physics,
Physiology and Psychology, should not
fail to attend. The charges are low and
there will be reduced rates over all rail
roads. For circular giving full particulars
apply to
NJ. G. S. NOBLE, Supt.,
Chanel Hill n C.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
An Opportunity for Ministers.

The Tarboro Southerner deplores the
fact that six men have recently been
tried in that county for criminal
assault. or attempt at the same, upon
women. and saws this is record
which is hoped will never be equaied
again. With one exception all the
defendant. were negroes.
However. the situation is not quite
a. bad a. it appears at first sight.
The SOutherncr says:
1t is gratifying to know that two
were acquitted: only two were found
guilty OF attempted assault; the
others were convicted OF simple
assault. so when the casses are eX-
amincd on their merits it does not
appear that the unspeakable crime is
prevalent in this county. Some OF
these cases should never have been
sent up to the courts for trial, as the
evidence clearly showed that the
prosecution was the result OF the
Spartan misfortune of being caught.
But the record is bad in that it
shows a low state of morals among
the colored population. And the
ministers of the colored churches the
SouAerner especially urges to take
the matter in hand. If they Will
address their talents to stopping this
besetting sin of their race they will
do more to elevate it than has ever
been done since Abraham Lincoln
signed the Emancipation proclama-
ton. With cessation of this
damnable crime much of the race
pre- judice will vanish in the South,
and lynchings will cease.
The negro clergyman has splendid
opportunity to do effective work for
morality and the God whom he
serves.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
HEAR THEM HOWL.
Gen. Joe Wheeler's Presence in the
Role of Federal Memorial Day Ora
tor in Boston Objected TO by Unre-
constructed Patriots Cup Narth.'
(Palpigh Post

The Portland. Maine. ErpreS&, thus
refer. to General Wheeler a the ora
tor on Memorial Day in Boston:
"BostOn will tomorrow enjoy ON" OF
the most unique experiences. Genera
Jn-rph Wheeler is to be the Memorial
Uav orator in that patriotic city. Gen.
Wheeler wa- one OF the most distinguish
ed Of tin" Confederate Generals during
the Rebellion He is a thorough prtrIot
now. follows and loves the American
flag, and within the year has fought
valiantlv Tor it. Ii tn" occasion were the
Fourth OF July, or if the victory OF our
arms III the recent var with Spain were
being celebrated or any other ordinary
DatrIot IT, event were the occasion, there
could be no criticism OF the engagement
OF Gen W hrcier as the orator. But this
j. Il service in memory OF the men whom
Gen. Wheeler killed. II there were evil
Irncn that he was repayment, II he had
ever acknowledged that the idea which
caused til" war OF the Rebellion to be
fought was u wrong one, even then his
APPEARANCE in the role Of orator might
BE- tolerated: but for all we know to the
contrary The General still believes IN the
theory Tor which he fought, indeed he
has bat recently cXpr' ssed himself 10
that effect ii W. mistake not, and 1t
seems to Us that Boston Is going too lar
in It's invitation to speak on this Oc-
r,,.inn
For all that the little General
spoke on the occasion, and he spoke
like he tirhts. a Il man and a soldier.
OF course some unscemlv snarls
Layr come from a few who otherwise
would have been lost sight Of in the
shuttle, and like empty wagons over
Il rocky road. make much noise: but
the real men who did the real fight
inc thirty wears arc. and the real
men who can know that men cannot
fIrht a Wheeler and hi, cOmpatriotS
fought for four long wears without
faith and belief in their cause. will
neither ask unbecominc recantation.
nor hesitate to believe in their sin
ccri,v in the performance Of new
obligations. Thus those who met
each other in deadly conflict over one
issue. can meet. and with entire sin
crrity manifest respect for the rood
faith and splendid heroism exhibited
hy each without doing violence to
past history or offending present
propricty or threatening ne future
INTEGRITY Of the county. The soldier
81 the Northern States who fourht
4 --n-r of duty he believed he
owed the. Union. and who did not
aftcrwarI. resort to vile SANDERS of
and all in hcapinr burden, upon the
South =, & means by which he could
fa-tcn himself upon the public
treasury. h9, never vet hpsitatpd to
fratcrnizc on the most friendly terms
with the Southern soldier These
have respected each other all the
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
IIOW'S ThiSr

We offer one hundred dollars reward
for any case of catarrh that cannot be
cured Ivy taking Halls Catarrh Cure
+. j. CHENEY X Co, propr'~
Toledo, Ohio.
We, the undersigned, have known f. j.
Cheney for the last l. years, and believe
him perfectly honorable III i'll all business
transactions, and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm
West II TruaX, Wholesale druggists, To-
ledo, Ohio.
Walding, kinnan x Marvin, wholesale
druggists, Toledo. Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price, 10 cents per
bottle. Sold by all druggists.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
Old and New Markets.

henderson, n e, has felt the inru,.d
made it by surrounding and Eastern
North Carolina markets. Henderson
once had to her credit ten millions pounds
of bright tobacco sales. Henderson stock
proper is preferred tobacco, and possibly
it is best used the less mixed after all
The strength of the Henderson buyers
is great, few but mighty.
The crowding of markets must result
in success to some in patronage. Tn"
older markets all are likely to feel further
the effects of the new issues drawing men
and means from them--Richmond
I0juccOnist
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
For Sale.

Dickens complete works in 6 volumes.
Bulwer's complete works in 8 volumes.
Shakespeare's complete works in 8
volumes.
All in perfect condition, not Scared
and as good as when they left the hands
of the publishers.
Also, an elegant Guitar, but little used
and good as new. A bargain.
MRS f. d. AMERSON
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
Building Store.

| am prepared to furnish building stone,
undressed, in large or small quantities.
On short notice. No. I good rock
suitable for walls, foundations. under
pinings, wells, etc. Orders solicited ana
prompt delivery made
L. J. SWITZERLAND.
Henderson, y. e.
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Wanted.

Belgian Block makers, pay $1,000 per
900. 8 or 10 Farm hands, pay $500
to $1,000 per month and rations
Common lahorers and good drillers for
Quarry work. Also man and wife the
latter to cook for hands.
\. b. COOK,
Wakefield Granite Quarries,
Petersburg, Va.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
Sewing Machine Repairing

| am prepared to do sewing machine
repairing OF all kinds and respectfully
solicit such work. Satisfaction guaran
teed in every instance. Orders lift at
residence next 10 Zollicoffer's law Office
will receive prompt attention.
WILLIS ". WARREN.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15

The chief ingredients in the compost
ton of those qualities that gain esteem
are good nature, truth, good sense and
good breeding.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
York River Lime.

Baltimore. Chesapeake and Richmond
Steamboat Company, Operat
ing Between Baltimore
and West Point. Va.
Effective May 18th and until further
advised, daily except Sunday service will
be resumed on the York River Line be-
tween Baltimore and West Point, Va.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15
Supreme Court Sustains the Foot
Ease Trade. Mark.

Justice lIOughlIn, in Supreme Court,
Buffalo, has ordered Il permanent i'll
junction, with costs, and d full account
ing Of sales, to issue against Paul y.
Hudson, the manufacturer OF the loot
powder called CDR Clark $ Foot Powder, y
and also against a retail dealer of Brook
Ign, restraining them from making or
selling the Dr. Clark's Foot Powder,
which, is declared, in the decision OF the
court. an imitation and infringement OF
Foot Ease the powder to shake into
your shoes for tired, aching feet, now 50
largely advertised and sold all over the
country. Alien ). Olmsted, OF lie Roy,
n Y, Is the owner OF the trademark
"Foot Ease and he Is the first lndIvId-
ual who ever advertised a foot powder
extensively over the country. He will
send "a sample free to any one who writes
him Tor it, The decision in this case up
holds his trademark and renders all
parties liable who frauduIentIv attempt
to profit by the extensive ''Fnot Ease
advertisng in placing upon the market
a spurious and similar appearing prepa-
ration. labeled and put in envelOpS aud
boxes like Foot Ease. Similar suits will
| be brought against Others who are now
infringing on the Foot Ease trade mark
! and common law rights.
ACQUISITION of moment-''What time
is it?''
A clean man will not live in dirt
house.
Too many make god out of the
majority.
Adversely tests faith, and prosper.
itv tests love.
Every humbug puts pious motto
over his door.
You may backslide. but YOU car
never upside.
We are made by our enemies and
| married by ourselves.
by going into his we'll stocked cellar
which is always coaled.
Everything the pickpocket puts hi:
| hand to turns to money just as soon
as he can reach the pawnshop.
Brown My son has very eNtrava-
CANT ideas"
Wills-'.He doesn't look as if he
| had many Of them"
Sprocket-'.Is that new wheel of
yours 4 drop Trame?"
| Novice-'Yes; the blamed thing
drops me every time l try to get
on it
She-''Have you many poor rela
tions?'
iIe-"None that I know Of"
| She-''Many rich ones?"
| He-s'None that know me- -Puck
MIR. Saintly-'1ntemperance is :
frightful vice. Prepare. my friend
! prepare to flee from the wrath tt
come"
De Tanque-"Don't z'you worry
old boy. I'm (hic) ready to scoot zh,
minute | see M wife,
An exchange says fellow who
couldn't spare dollar for year.
subscription to his home paper, sen
fifty two-cent stamps to down-eas
sharper to find out how to raise beets
lie got an answer. Take hold of tn,
tops and pull
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S. s. s. FOR The BLOOD

the only remedy which
.he olsae ana
each the ooodhe
"o oe cut Gray ntake
Ulcers Sores of
Diseases will
Swift Specific Company Atlanta Georgia - ~ ~
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15

Its funny that with all this heat
You can't thaw out cold in the
head.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15

Every love has infatuation in it,
but every jntatuation hasn't love in
it.
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15

Sprocket-''Is that new wheel Of
yours drop Trame?"
Novice-.'Yes; the blamed thing
drops me every time l try to get
on it
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15

Brown-''Mv son has very eNtrava-
CANT ideas
WILTSHIRE doesn't look as if he
had many Of them
The gold leaf. [volume] (Henderson, N.C.) 1881-1911, 1899-06-15

MIR. Sanity -''Intemperance is a
frightful vice. Prepare, my friend,
prepare to flee from the wrath to
come"
De Tanque-''Don't z'you worry,
old boy. I'm (hic) ready to scoot zhe
minute | see M wife"