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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
EAGAN'S EVIDENCE.
ACCEPTED By THE coMNIss'o'
A MODIFIED FORM.
WITHIN THB LINE OF PROPERTY
s. I'm the Way of Excision nm"
p,,r,.coIogy-MiIcs Refer
q. n. the "senior Mnjor-6ene-
.,,-otber witnesses Testify.

,.e,,,,-cToN January 1.-THE war
Investigation Commission to'u"s
,,,blic the amended statement hieN
corr,ssary-G General Eagan yes''io"''
The commission permitted the rep
..t,,os ., the press to read the STAR
-, ard u was formally announced 10
a.. ,ausnaner-men that General Eagan
had eliminated all objectionaple s'a'e
r,ents and. therefore, the docuihen'S
would be accepted officially by the com-
mission as evidence.
SENIOR MAJOR-GENERAb MILES.
AZ already stated. the changes mace py
General Eagan in the document are ihaiii'
" IN the line of excision, yet the ph'ase
o,ogv has also been altered. lie relerieu
- General Miles as Senior Major-Gehe
20, Miles" and while keeping stiicti'
,.,.h,n the line Of propriety in the JUG
rnent OF the commission, IN hes"''''
manner at least. he resents any assuiip
a., ~ General Miles's superiority am
assrrts that he is as good, as DID, anu a.
| evrerionced a soldier as General MheS
7. - believed that so far as the coIiliiiis
sion is concerned the incident - NV
| closed .D-cr,
SKATER REFUSED AsSlsIANOA,
Arotber witness was heard TO-DAY -,
thu person Of Colonel Gibson thg TiS
tributing agent Of the NatlohaI i
Commission at Santiago lie teS .tny
mat he carried supplies to the slch t d,B
on The ResoIute. He had had gfedt uii -
ciItv in landing these supplies o"ihs I
the confusion. ..,s.5 hin, nc
distance and it was with great uIllcul y,
'hot he was able to hire horses; Il! ~
eucceeded in this finally, and with tn
assistance Of General Wheeler the SUP
yiies were carried inland.
Respecting the quality Of the peer iui
risbed the troops, Colonel Gibson s1l
The canned corn-beef was bad unit 10
nse and should not have been ISSUE
II was repulslve I'm appearance stlI.s
and he himself had been unable 10 eat
Tha refrigerated beef was likewise p a'
being covered with green bearl cause
nv EXPOSURE TO the suns rays. the con
mission adjourned until tomorrow
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
HE WAS RETRIEVED.
-. marley Feels Very Gr"fei"'
lie was saved whe" ON
prink of the Crave

,,..,oo man sentenced 10 oea a.
IN 80 h, oavauce on what DAY ne ,s
~ a. a. rhe nrst information ne for
~ ,re officers who prepare i,, M oxe-
49,. -. 1Iotine Between sentence ,er-
80, tho prisoners life - iu'i NAV
80 for any football outside ms
hcroid the messenger OF deatn, oeonies
go ara honest men sunei ,hev
% ,.,,.atIor when they learn tn"t Ito
Oh III s,saased kidneys. They may err
..aore They may die beiore soadlv
s,,rsct Kidney trouble Is mo- t,nnro-
,hsn consumption, II neglcc.eu .,,orcv that
ncriv treated. 1t is a great mo-
one sure remedy exists &. .boes at
Herbert Harley. dealer in,.nadelnhia.
,rwentieth and Pine streets
says: Nth chronic kid
nev trouble. and tried many nd an ex-
ny About year ago mao q" at
",.. so,ious attack. / couiu NO. rs
business. and my fanny 7
eenu Termed. My back was SO ia ~
nun nun 90, s,and erect. / had h'sh - ~,
cou'" , nI swsats. and the PAIN IN i,lg
ahu ins Sa {, impossible to secure sOoN
h' a,,.,.S Doctor said I had too much uelu
,Jood which caused neuralglc con
di,ions. IL makes man pretty O,~
~ oiyavs aiIing, and one VINO mas
p .o-a Sn1s sickness an expensive luxury
zone day my daughter brough. i.o Nv
,rsII.known remedy and urged me 70 FAX ,s.s
~ friend had recommended It 50 h,gh,
A. che was sure It would do me goou.
H,sn't have much confidence In H. LOT
Ma IA fried 90 many things that ] mao III
10 faith left in anything. Its action, nov
e',er WINS a pleasant surprise II SCENE
- take right hold and strengthen IN
bladder and kidneys, and MADE me i tes
better before the end of the week. II Jus
Irscea me ike tonic, and / feel oW
nv life 20 Warmers Safe cure WHY
was the remedy / used ~.,..
THE doctor was right. MY iiai'eS
blood was charged with uric aero NC
! Iiqnant poison. When the kline -
sound they draw Il from the Dloou' W.
thew are unsound the acid renidiI , -
sbatter the nerves. 10 weaken tne NJ -,
and IN dull the brain. 1t is needless, an,
90 many readers, it would be painiui,
tou in detail the terrible progress oil N0
w warmers safe cure, which drives thei
ont Of the body, is within the reach
all. ---,-,,,.-.-,-.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
Good Lecture on an Interesting Land

Mr. S. Y. Hosannah, the young Persian
who has been in this city for some weeks
delivered his lecture on his native land
last night at Emmanuel Baptist church.
There was a good audience, and the lee
ture. illustrated with large number OF
excellent stereopticon views, was highly
interesting.
Mr.. Hosannah is In this country edu-
eating himself TO become a missionary 70
his own people. He has attended Jeffer-
son Medical College. in Philadelphia, two
sessions. and will remain in this country
two years longer. When he returns q
his home land he will go as naturalizee
American citizen. He does not affect
oratory in his lecture, but in words oil
earnestness made more interesting by
his peculiar accent. he tells OF the condi
tions In Persia, and points hopefully e
the great missionary work being done
there
The views used by the young lecturer
are very good indeed. and the lecture
throughout is highly pleasing.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18

..co.,aasrate army, II you please, was
So',. con, I meant no discour,e
s,, :, snid my visitor, VINO was -. ,ro,,
s',,,,aman. III have no Idea tha' 20.
sntended any discourtesy' ,yore
..h,,, In using the term 'reDei 49, co.
d,scourteous. though uncohseiyur can
90 ~ YOU will allow me- L uene 49, "a
nrove 10 your own satisiae.'o ~. moi 10
= courteous gentleman you ao,,on "a
coul. ,rorJ in such q connection %
Sc .na' ,,h,ch YOU used 1t just now. h1
looked somewhat sur
nrooeeded as follows: mn Won
ar, annlving the term 'repei 70 nv, 80 80
oondamn me as guilty OF crime -
-crernr1ent TO which an ~
90 have owed allegiance. Now .ne
poHe tenor of my argument vi ,na'
WIZ proceeded upon the peleI Una
,,;,an Virginia withdrew from Tue 49,
ow,.I no allegiance TO the reuela ,,o,,
srnment. When you call me is'I' sos
assume that you were right aiN &C.
,,rong in the whole controversy you 90
"Ions ~, T uickedly abandoned my aie-
a'a.a 70 the Union. on the other manu.
- Won say Confederate army, ~
~, nothing that is not historicany anu
,o,orio,,sIv true. That the Conleoerdso
| Covernment did exist as de idclo So
ornnant and that It did raise ana SUP
| mort an army-these are facts just %
| established as is the existence VI
Roman empire. Whether such govern
mont ought TO have existed you nnay
seriously doubt, or positively deny pu'
Won can neither deny nor DOUBT It's eAls
fence as a historical fact. Now, as yv'
Weld nothing by using the WORD Corle .'e,
yate-' and as you condemn me wheh yo'
call me q rebel l submit that, as
courteous Christian gentleman, you ous
not in conversation with me to eau me-
rebel" ..,o,,oa IA
through my argument. which l am sur
was new to him, and at the close ne po
lIteIv said: "Well, l rather tnink 70
are right in your view that ought u ID
confederate. and not rebel.
AsI am obliged nowadays to hear my
sole denounced as a rebel" quite a
often as l have grace to bear II meek.
and # is Just possible that the argumel
oiven above may convince somebody e's
besides our Unversalist brother IL %
occurred TO me that it might DO not mar
to publish II. D. -
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
Revival in Alexandria.

Rev. ]. r. Harrison, OF this city. is
conducting a revival meeting at the Zap
fist church in Alexandra. He has been
preaching there for ten days, and despite
the unfavorable weather, the congrega-
tions have been large, attentive. and
deeply interested. There have been a
number of conversions. There were
about fifty on Sunday.
Mr.. Harrison will continue the meeting
through this week, and will return on
Saturday and preach at Emmanuel church
Sunday. both morning and night. The
prayer meeting at Emmanuel tonight will
be conducted by one Of the deacons. anC
Rev. DR.. r. H. Pitt will make the usua
address.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
CHARLOTTESVILLE.
sad Neyys-ReIigious and Other notes
OF Interest.

Sod yeys-ReIigious and other Notes
OF Interest.
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA, January
observation-disclosures received mere
,ate Yesterday afternoon confirmed 'he
rumor OF the death in Louisville, KY OF
Mrs Margaret V. Coles. wife or MT.
tucker & Coles, a prominent farmer OF
this county. The remains were taken To-
dav IA Alexandria, Va, the home Oh hel
eister Mrs. ID. n. Rust, for intermeh'
Mrs coles was Miss Maggie q. LOCKS
LAUGHTER of the esteemed Episcopal MN
istor tho late Thomas a. Locke, OF GIeh-
dover in this county. Mrs. Coles mas
large circle Of friends In this CITY "heIy
for several sessions she ATTENDED scHooi
at the Piedmont Institute. ,,.,
on sunday, at the home OF the Drloe
mother near Hillsboro', Miss Clara Lena
Wheeler was married to Mr.. BENJAMIN
Nicholas Rodgers, the Rev w. a. Ialnes
officiating. 49,, ODD,
The local councils of the Junior Ordei
Irritod American Mechanics will raise
United States flag at the Midway puoii'
school on Friday afternoon OF TINS week
! The address will be delivered by Juds'
| r. II. w. Duke.
Mr. Ed. /. Jarman has sent TO Berry
VILE three pairs OF thoroughbred chicheh
70 compete for prizes in the poultry am
nigeon show which takes place there I'M
| week. , -
Miss Leila Jackson has returned nom
from an extended visit to relatives i
Richmond. A.,
A fair congregation attended the mrs
Of the series of meetings at the Bapus
church last evening and had the pieasur
Lof listening to a splendid discourse
the Rev. NJ. Ashby Jones, OF hlchnio, =.
NJ lanes Perley Is confined 10 h
bonoa with a severe attack Of grip.
Mrs. q. s. Bruce is visiting her dausi
ter. Mrs. Bennett, in Norfolk.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
THE STOCK TRANSFERRED.
Last step In seaboard and hoanoN'
Company Deal.

BALTIMORE. January I.-Eight thou-
sand and three hundred shares OF stock
a controlling interest In the seapoaru anu
Roanoke Railroad Company. parent com
pany Of the seaboard Airline were
transferred to-day by Louis r. McLane
and Leigh r. Watts, pool managers OF the
majority Of the stockholders, to the syn
dictate headed by John SHELTON Williams
the Richmond banker and president oil
the Georgia and Alabama Railroad Com
pany. The consideration was 500 pei
share, as agreed upon several weeks ago
The contamination Of the deal was de
layed by a temporary injunction restrain
ing the transfer secured some days ag'
by Thomas f. Ryan. OF New York. bu
Judges wickes and stookbridge dissolved
the temporary injunction.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
posT-oFF1cE CLERKS PAY.
Proposition to Increase IL in flrs'-
Class Offices.

Class Ofuccs.
washington special says: number
Of changes in the postal system are en-
braced in the post-ofice appropriation
hin agreed upon by the House Committee
ON Post-Ofices and Post-Roads. the
amount carried by the bill is about Sloo,-
10000. or an increase OF about $500. toU
on the bill of last year Inc aiiiou"'
subsidies Is $4,000 49,
Tbe most important new feature or the
hin &c n complete classification or the
nost-office clerks and their salarles
throughout the country. HeretoloIe q
lrron sum has been allowed TO the POST
Odira department for clerk hire In va
rious cities and towns Now, however d
definite number Of clerks are allowed III
each class. and the department cannot 30
beyond this number.
SALARIES SCALED UPWARD.
The salaries are also readjusted, pelng
| scaled inward until the N'Zo point 10
reached. The readjustment makes the
| ,oinimurn salary I'm frst-class offices WV
instead of 500 and $500. as heretofore,
although the latter amounts are retained
as the minimum in second-class oIhces,
The increase Of clerks thus provided
for Is /. 294 over the present torce OF lo'l'''
| On this way the numpel VI a.
pay, and to some extent tne,r eu Sn =
made a matter Of law insleau VI u'p"i :
mental regulation.
MONEY FOR VACATIONS
Another new provision Is 5000 lol
vacations for post-ofiice clerks. Az pres
ent the law allows the vacation put ,n
clerks must furnish substitutes, me NV
provision will permit, by uouO'i"7 ~
|
! The blIl contains for the first time al
annronriation for postal service In newly
acquired territory and territory heia D
military rule, amounting to $4,000
The pneumatic-tube Appropriation q
so95 ooo 70 struck out entirely. The pla
G has been on trial in New YORK. fhiiaoe
h phia, and Boston. .,.,,
! The rural free-delivery service receive
an increase from $4,000 to S5oo'oVo'
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
TnzexyeII Court.

TAZEWELL, VA, January lI.-tspe-
cial)-The January term OF the county
Court opened to-day, Hon. }. H. stuart
presiding. . 1ro..,
pIcbmond and other points are on hand
90 meet the country merchants, and they
report a fair opening of business for the
new wear.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
Justly Offended.

tDetrOIt FItt IItaoJ
No wonder the Colonel got MAD he va
sbot In the leg at Santiago, and on coming
home was deservedly a hero. lie We
met by one OF those fussy old chaps VINO
likes to hear himself talk. and who broke 's
out with: "Why, Colonel, l see ihat you ~
heidi roared the Colonel. Don't you read
the papers?"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18

DOCTOR J. zAcHA l7 nnv Ia 4 ra95 Of
fnf IN residing at &e, e devised or
y man ap is as f iRRGPaush the
SalaP and The he d ssst o az Se
remedy t to ers for it as a cure iq 2t
SPEAK wG srip and bronchial troubles e case
ii a, I've a most efficient remedy Ia 0"0
WI w dl,ppfbtheria or a sore throat.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
CocI.reII,s Fifth Term.

JEFFERSON CITY, MO, January H.
Francis Marion Cockrell was to-day re-
elected to his fifth term in the Unlted
States Senate by the Legislature the Two
houses voting separately tomorrow the
election will be ratified by both houses
In Joint session.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
virginia Postmasters.

WASHINGTON. January 1.-THE SEN
ale to-day confirmed the following Nir-
ginia postmasters: NJ w. Jordan. Wythe-
Vile: c. A. Mckinney. Cape Charles; q.
II. Tilley, Berkeley; j. r. Waddy, Nor
foflr
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18

tho residence. No. $500 east Marsnai'
street. at 2 o'clock. ,,.,.r. r,,,ck took
The funeral of Mr.. Richard TUCK t1Vh
n,ac n from his residence. on Twenty-ili IN
street at the same hour, and at o c'rsat
obsequies were held in ven 'no - N TEst
Baptist church over the remains oil MIS-
solomon II. Lowry.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
All Druggists
Sell hem,
Price complete, with all medi-
cine, 81.
Come and See 1t.

SOiltS
s,oc;,I exhibitions are being give"
this week at
IT. G. FoRsrsANN's e1o West Main
Street;
WV, p. POYTHREss & CO.'S Drug
u,.,. ,1e and o1o East Main street.
Richmond, Val
OWENS a. MINOR DRUG CO.'S, 1907
Main street;
n II. NJ. HARRIsON's Broad an"
Foushee Streets;
PEOPLES DRUGSTORE, 5000 VIII
liamsburg Avenues
TWIN CITY DRUGSTORE, seven'h
and Main;
WIN. II. SCOTS. Corner seven
.o.n,h and Franklin Streets;
~ w. CHELF's, Corner Third ana
Main streets;
cuEIF g. CO.'S, 100 North Pine
/ Street;
E.w. wErsIGERs, 7os Hull street
! Manchester.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18

Mr.. william NJ. billiard. OF Nottoway
county, who is member OF the Capitol
Square police force. Is threatened witt
pneumonia. and is confined TO his room
In the Forfs law-building.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
WHAT MUNYON'S REMEDIES WILL


$3.50, Guarantees that his Rheumas
Muil Eno trrili cure nearly all cases OF
tism Cu .t,o W. IN few hours; that ms
Rhe Ufnala Cure viii cure indigestion ana
ali stomach troubes that his c hianF OF
Cure viii cure 90 per cert; OF al cure SnS viii
kidne y t tarrb no matter how long stand
cure Gatait ~, fs' tIeofache Cure will cure any
i ma 'o os headache in few minutes; tn n
his cold Cure viii quickly ,,l 6reSS t Hp a en
form Of cold, and so , on 'ni Thev are for
IRE at at ali druggists'-mostly % cents
vial. xr nv NAIL,
write Professor Munyon for adv ,r,
which is ABSOLUTELY tKtE; .oa,nS
VIZ" obstinate cases successfully treated
f "a he strictest confidence. Guide 70
iie'''' MUNYON'S II. ii. II. CO..
,-o- Arch street, philadelphia.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18
erc1rRITIEs BELONGING TO I'll
MILLER FUND.


The following is a statement OF lho d,
curlties belonging to the Miller uHu 90
the custody OF the Second Audllor'
a registered certificate, Issued
Under act of February ~
1892. bearing 6 per cent IN,
terest on 1868. 5SI49 ana
per cent interest on. 500
70 January. 1909. and per nose
cent. interest thereafter. .Si'V'i
Virginia registered bonds
called I'm the market Cen
turv Bonds" on account OF
running a hundred years 20
July J. 1897, bearing lhtS-
rest at the rate OF 2 per cent.
per annum until July !, lDl'
and 3 per cent. per annum Or, MO
thereafter ..,...... '...........'
Richmond City per cent
registered bond, due Janu- onaW
airy l. 1907 ......,. ..,...:..'...'
Bank of Kentucky certincate rooO
for 40 shares Of stock $500 N'''
INnchburg City 6 per cent;
per annum registered bond
NOW held by II. T. craig
hill. attorney. Lynchours.
va. for the collection or the mo-
| interesD ......,.,.. '''.''''''''
4nrs q
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18

On which an annual interest,
Including dividend on the
Bank OF Kentucky STOCK, es
timated at $3.50. may DC
relied on. amounting 90 W.,
7349O. after July /, 1901 il -rsGD
would amount o...,...;..'.,,.,i.,e.rc %
The following securities beIvNe Zine.
the fund are OF doubtful or or 10
shares OF stock In the Lyncn,
burg and Danville kalirodds amN
Company ....,......'; ;.'''.,'.iii''
! Orange and Alexandra Ran,
road Company registered s@o
shares Of Me ,g pts n Bank yaiS % 1000
shares OF stock In the South
ern Pacific Rail, Railroad Com 1900
| state OF Indiana, Wabash ANA
| Eric Canal Company, D per as-gN
cent. stock (of no valuel..,...
Richmond and York River
Railroad Companys per
cent coupon bonds '0f no GmS
R ya,ns3i and York River
Company's certificate cot no sws
The farm in Amherst county. .ois ~
belonged to the fund has been ',tfvM
GbSS Bonds aggregating s,,.
navable IN one. two. and three ye.ts az
September 4, 1854 were given Tor uso ~.
chase money, after deductng es'" 10
meUt. There mas DtSn teNN' N l--
fund on account OF the same N,lt ee,ola.
count OF principal and sZ5eS on 9''S
OF interest .,, ~
II will bo seen by the statement p.
receipts and disbursements OF I'm
D count OF income that there 81
the treasury 10 the credit ol.es
fund. in cash, FOR the man ~.
and support OF the school, pe0'N' 81 =
Der 81, 1888 .............. ,''''''
v RESPECTFULLY submitted. 49,, n
JOSIAH RYI,ANI. -. u ..
Second Auditor and seer ,,GfsouA
the Board OF the Miller
- Labor school OF AlbemS''N
u state OF Virginia. City OF
mond-to-wit: .o,arv pub
i Evan II. Chesterman, notais VA %
In and for the corporation a4v.,t,T hat
the state Of Virginia. do seiN.o, ths
Iosiah Ryiand, Jr.. Second Au1,iV' tore
day made oath before me that 'best q
eolng statements are true 20 the w
Ria Knowledge and belief. 49,. asy q
Given under my hand this Sls' '''
D'NsEVA EVAN r. CHESrERMpAassiis
Ga a-ntu
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18

January Ito c. Lee
Moore, notary public,
for taking the &C
acknowledgement Of Jo-
siah Ryiand. Jr., Sec
ond Auditor, and sec
rotary Of the Miller
Manual Labor School,
OF Albemarle. 10 his
report Of the Miller
Fund for the year 1871
February 14.-To the
Weekly Chronicle. OF
Charlottesville. for the
Publishing the Second
Auditors annual re-
mort OF the Miller
FUND for the wear lssl
February Ito the
Richmond Times for
ditto ............. ..'.'
February SO.-To w. i
Aiaupln, clerk. Char
lottesville. Va. foi
work done for TN
Miller Manual Labol
School, OF Albemarle
TO January. 1898 .....,
December 81. - Balanc'
in the Treasury % tn'
credit Of the Mile.
Fund on account o
the income OF tn
fund ......... .s.''''''
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18

January Go JOSIAH
Ryland. Jr.. secona
Auditor, payment OF l
per cent. due him as
Second Auditor. as
provided In Samuel
hflller's will, on
S35' as.sl. amount paid
into the Treasury 10
the credit OF the
Miller Fund. on ac-
count of the income
OF the fund from
August 30. 1897, 70
January 5. 1898, inclu-
SlVe .,......s'' 80
July 6.-Ditto, on 900
sO7 IS, ditto from jan
uary 6, 1898, TO July
July 6, 1895, inclusive"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1899-01-18

DisBu ksEMEN1'S. 1855.
BY orders OF the
County Court OF Abe
marie and orders ap--
proved lby the Board
OF Education:
January 3.--To c. p.
Vawter. superIntend-
ent OF the Miller
Manual Labor School.
OF Albemarle, for
current and other ex-
The Houston daily post. [volume] (Houston, Tex.) 1886-1903, 1899-08-28
Temporary widowers' Club.

Dallas Beau Monde.
The Temporary Widowers Club" has
been organized at Waxahachie It's mot
to is, I'm God We Trust" Here are sam
pies of the clubs rules:
l. Winking at a maid, So
2. Winking at a matron SIS.
3. Winking at sod widow, 81.
4. Wlnking at grass widow. so. Proof
of widowhood complete defense.
AT recent meeting of the club the
following resolutions were adopted:
Resolved, We rejoice that our wives are
enjoying themselves far, far away. and
trust that they will continue to enjoy
themselves. far, far away, until the heated
term comes TO an eud next November
resolved, That we attend church In a
body next Sunday. and 1t shall be grounds
for suspension from all rights, privileges
and perquIsites enjoyed by members of
this club for any member to sleep while
the preacher is disseminating truth.
RESOLVED, That the club appropriate $50
from its treasury for vinus, malt ard
spiFituous liquors to be placed in the med
iclne chest In close proximity to the ice
box for use OF those wearing temporary
widowers weeds. 1t being the dog day
period Of the year, precautionary measures
ana heroic remedies are necessary 10 de-
stroy the hydrophobia germ and the snake
bite mlcrobe.
Resolved. That copy of the church-go-
ing resolution be made public and that
other proceedings of the club be regarded
as The personal property of the club We
eisnke newspaper notoriety and do not
desire TO be nnraded in the public prints.
Resolved, That the thanks of tbe club
are extended to Mr. Moses Burnstejn for
case of Bumm's Extra Sly. Mr.. burn
s.eiI is a connoisssur when It comes 10
Bloom OF Youth and other decorative face
illuminators. wv
Ihat grand old hymn of our fathers
we Won't Go Homo Till Morning" was
unanimously adopted as the war song of
the club. VI