The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-06-10
SEEN AND HEARD
In TIMMONY'S COURT

were much agog over being arrested
for trespass. Chris had tale to tell
"Ay vas ben vorkin', tu,'' he began,
like schoolboy reciting 'Mary's
Lamb" 'Ay ben a man of familee,
an lost wife, yassir. Veil, 1 get York
tn place, vas ben away from yer 1 hat
lifed, an SO not get ticket-lose my
yob if not purity kvick."
How about you, Sterling?'
Il lost me leg in large accident
an was comm trough t. Frisco. seel
Hopes t get anudder on de route
christensen, you go to work. Ster-
ling, you get OUT
II don't remember your face, Lewis"
remarked the court, suggestively.
Its me first offince," gurgled he,
with the nightmare voice. An there
niver should ave ben this 'un, but
seem as 'ow me friend Larry gets
married.
I'm that case it's excusable"
L. S. L Randall had no complaint"
to offer, simply submitting his case on
the evidence. He was fined IS, with
warning to shun everything but
matted milk.
suspended sentence, trod the carpet
uneasily.
I'VE ask that he now be sentenced
upon the old charge" said Christopher
Bismarck Diehl.
Just one wuhd, yoh 'onah. All did
come back t. town, An did, sab; but I
got ma hied dat berry day All got back.
Use po'tah right now. sab, in Bruce
Johnson's, sab. All didn' come heah
TO be in town. No; All comes becaus'
All love dat gal, an All made hui mah
wife, sah- All ben lookin' foah days
TO hui, tu'
How about that knife you pulled
on her?"
Me? No. sab; All nevah did All
hopes God'll pah'alyze me if All did.
ce't'ny was good III hu. Wy, All
nevah wouldn't let hui wo'k;no, sahi
She's free-qua-tahs Indian blood, an
Use dutiful right yet. All loves hui,
yoh 'onah. All nevah cahved nobody,
nohow. Man what tole yoh 'onah dat
is biggest igno'amshant All evan seei.''
Wen take care of You sixty days,
and hope there will be no paralysis
during that time"
Arthur subsidized.
Then came Sammy Smiths dog fight
Chris Jensen, the complainant, minute
ly described the passing of Measles, at
the hands of Caesar, and later how
he himself was beaten by Sammy
Smith, on the other hand, said Chris
called him a scarlet-locked foreigner
and set his dog on Measles. to which
witness replied, "All right, if you
want your dog eat up"
Thereupon Smith hit Chris on the
ear.
At this point in the trial a veil
dressed stranger in the room arose and
recalled Chris for further examination.
Have you ever been arrested?" was
his first question.
you needn't answer interrupted
the court. Then, turning to the ques-
toner: Are you lawyer"
Yes, sir. 1 want to get at the facts
of this
well, get at them properly"
But" continued the stranger, i've
asked questions in the courts of New
York and California"
Nevertheless, you must do it prop
erly here. If you pretend to be a law
yer, you ought to know how to ques-
ton a witness"
Jensen, a human talking machine, rat
tied off $4,000 ems. He then moved
that it be stricken out
Say, what's your name?" asked the
court.
Curtis" was the reply.
well, Mr.. Curtis. if you are a mem
Der of the bar and want to come into
court, do so in a proper condition.
And don't get facetious with this court.
Sit down."
This was hot shot for Curtis, who
took his seat. But the spectators are
still in doubt as to the first part of the
courts chastisement.
Smith put on fifteen witnesses, -sho
saw and heard everything" from a
point fifty yards distant. They saw DO
fighting.
Mrs Du Bots didn't propose to use
the language that boy used" and Clerk
Diehl dropped the subject Smith was
fined So.
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