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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-03-26
LEHI SOCIETY.
(special CorresnondenceO

Especial Correspondence
Lehi, March 25.-The missionary so
ciety here gave a social picnic and ball
in the opera house.
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Mr.. ValaZe entertained a number of
friends one evening during the week.
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Bishop Cutler spent a few days in
Oregon this week on business.
w. H. Fullmer was the guest Of
Senator Evans this week.
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The Lehi Opera company gave a
matinee Saturday. Half the proceeds
went to the public school library
fund.
The NJ I. A. gave a social hop
Thirty-five couples We're in attendance
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Miss Lulu Train is confined to her
bed with la grippe.
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It is reported that the associated
lodges of our city viii build a new
opera house in the near future.
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The Iehi Opera company, under the
direction of Professor E. Beesley, pre-
sented the pretty little opera entitled
1.-THE Merry Milkmaids' to a very
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-03-26

large audience. The principal charac-
tiers were in the hands of Mrs. Saline,
Mrs Wanlass, Miss Thomas and J. NJ,
Kirkham, c. Crobb. j. H. Kirkham, W.
L. Webb and e. Whitaker. A number
of the best Of Lehi's musical talent,
thirty-fve in all, took their parts adj
mirably. Miss e. Austin was the plan
list, and w. NJ. Ingan stage manager.
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Mr.. and Mrs. James Gardener were
visitors at West Jordan, attending the
funeral services of a relative.
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Samuel Russell of Salt Lake City is
a visitor at Felix Longs.
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Miss Sarah Linnell of Salt Lake City
is the guest of Mrs. William Bone, jr.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-03-26
Skeleton and a. Moose.

San Francisco, March 25.-News has
been received from Mendocino City of
the finding of a skeleton near the coun~
ty road. Suspended from a branch
above the Whitened bones was a moose
made of what appeared to be a ships
log line. In the skull were TWO deep
impressions, apparently fractures. Sew
eral articles were found near the re-
mains, but nothing by which they could
be identified. A tuft of reddish hair
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-03-26
ANTHONY CODES IRON MINE.
Salt Laker Selling Ore to the Japan
csc Government.

San Diego, Cal, March 25.-Accord-
ing to T. B. H. Stenhouse OF this city.
who is associated. with his brother-in-
law, Anthony Godbe, of Ensenada,
Lower California, in the management
of the iron deposits on the seacoast of
San Isidor, fifty miles south of En-
senada, g. contract has been entered
into between Godbe and the Japanese
government, under the terms Of which
100000 tons of the iron ore are to be
delivered to the Japanese as soon as
p0SSible
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-03-26
sells coal right.
Colonel Roosevelt's Specs.
Pittsburg Dispatch. )


Colonel Roosevelt is very near-sighted
At home he has been in the habit of wear
ing nose-glasses with a black silk cord
attached. When he went to Cuba how
ever according to a current newspaper
story, he substituted very large. round
spectacles with steel hooks for the ears
and had a dozen pairs mounted. These
he planted around his person and equip
ment, trying to distribute them so no
one accident could include them all. One
pair was sewed in his blouse, another in
his belt, another in his hat, two in his
saddlebags, and so on. AT the fight at
Guasimas his horse was barked by a.
bullet while held by an orderly, and
plunged frantically against tree.
Colonel Roosevelt came rushing up all
anxiety, and began prying under the sad
dle-fiap They haven't hurt the nag.
sir said the o<derly. Il know replied
the colonel with tears in his voice, but
blast EN-, they've smashed my specs!'
Bamberger sells coal right.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-03-26
Marriage Licenses.

The following marriage licenses We're
issued by the county clerk of Salt Lake
county last week:
Peter Mortenson: Granger .............2S
Mary Rindlisbacher, Ell Dorado. .......17
Henry Herget, Salt Lake City ..........2S
Annie E. Ashdown, Salt Lake City,. 80
Henry a. Brown. Salt Lake City ......49
Mary E. Henmett, Salt Lake City. 80
John McFarlane, Salt Lake City ........22
Alice Liddle, Salt Lake City ............23
Arthur ]. oJnes, Salt Lake City ..23
Tweedy z. Baldwin, Salt Lake City. "a
Charles T. McKeague, Salt Lake City. %
:, Eya Bath, Salt Lake City ..............2 p
Jean Bowman, Salt Lake City ........25
John Z. Larsen, Sandy ..................22
Clara E. jenkins, East Jordan ......1S
Marcellus A. Lowry, Fielding.
Rose B: Wood, Fielding ...............1S
George Fife, Evanston, Wyo ...........22
Gertrude Edwards, Evanston, Wyo....2O
Thomas f. Bemis, Eureka. ..............34
Olive Carlson. Spring City ............1S
William E. Bray; Salt Lake City ......27
Louise Lundhall, Salt Lake City 30
Walter Jackson Kayler, Mercur ........2S
Carrie Ottelie Brause, Hill City, Tenn. 81
David f. j. Searle, Salt Lake City...2 "a
Mary L. Moncreif, Salt Lake City,. 81
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-03-26

Nature has provided a specific for
piles. 1t is the active principle of tba
common buckeye. This principle is az
tracted by a special process and ~
combination with other remedies forms
Tabler's Pile Ointment.
This ointment cures nothing but piles.
but it cures blind, bleeding and pro.
truding piles every time. 1t makes on.
erations needless; cures when opera
lions fail This is why physicians rec
ommend it. Bottles, so cents. In special
tubes for handy application, IS cents.
Can be sent by mail.
Sold by q. c. NJ. L. Drug Department.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-03-26

early hour this morning Willard and
Walter Eayey, who were sleeping in a
store in which the postoffice is located,
were awakened by some one attempting
to enter. They armed themselves and
when the intruders appeared both fired.
One of the robbers fell, wounded in the
hip by a charge from a shotgun. The
other burglar escaped. The wounded
man gives his name as George Reed,
and his home as Shelby, Ia
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-03-26
IDAHO FALLS SOCIETY
(snecial Correspondence.l

lSptCIdI GUT tspUIIutIICG.J
Idaho Falls, Ida, March 24.-Mrs. l..
T. Mitchell returned from her trip to
Boise City last evening. -'-.-.'-.-.
g 81 g
Mr.. and Mrs. Alick Robbie gave a
progressive high five party on Monday
evening; it was a thoroughly enjoyable
affair.
6 8 8
The friends of Mr.. and Mrs. j. H.
Wierman paid them an unceremonious
visit on Wednesday evening; it was
complete surprise, but the genial host
and hostess soon accommodated them
selves to circumstances and all report
a good time.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-03-26

Madame Root has returned from the
east, where she visited some of the ex-
elusive dressmaking houses and had an
opportunity of studying the latest
fashions in gowns.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-03-26
KID GLOVES FOR
EASTER SUNDAY.

from the most famous makers Of
Paris. Just received our latest inn
portations in our well-known Min
erva. GaIatea. Bernhard, and Ma
iestic. with two clasps; beautiful
new colors, and newest embroi-
dered backs.
Minerva, a large assortment of col
ors just placed on sale, consisting
of pearl gray, modes, tans,
browns, greens. blues, ox-blood,
black, and white. We guarantee
this to be the very best Ct M
Glove in this country for YA'VV
Our Galatea two-cIasp French Kid
Glove, comes in all of the above
colors, every pair war CT "a
ranted and fitted for. .qi'0V
In addition to the above. we sell,
in high grade real French Kid
Gloves, the Bernhard. at S1.75.
and the celebrated Majes- e. M
TIC at - ---s---...-..
We claim that they are the best
Gloves in the world.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-03-26
piles Are Easily Cured

was in the moose hanging from Il
fro<
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-03-26
Underwear, Muslin And
KNIT.

Ladies' Jersey Ribbed Vests, high
neck and long sleeves, regular fin
ished seams, in white and ecru,
nice weight garment for be-
tween seasons; special sale 1Sr
price is -. ...:s ......... OOS
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
A Strike Epidemic.

Strikes are serious things, and in view
OF the number that have occurred it is
well to remember that until the cause
be removed, dissatisfaction will depre-
ciate work and prove a menace to society.
But it Is not only the commercial life
which has its strikes. The whole coun-
try is groaning under the strike of the
stomach, and many people make the
mistake of trying to suppress the symp-
toms instead of removing the cause.
There is but one sure way of curing the
ills which arise from a rebellious stomach
and that is by an honest use Of Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters. Use it for fin
digestion, constipation, dyspepsia, bill
business, liver or kidney trouble, and see
that a private Revenue Stamp covers the
neck of the bottle.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
PATIENCE WITH The LIVING.

Sweet friend, when thou and I are gone
Beyond earth's weary labor,
When small shall be our need Of grace
From comrade or from neighbor;
Passed all the strife, the toll. the care,
And done with all the signing
What tender ruth shall we have gained,
Alas, by simply dying?
Then lips too chary Of their praise
VIII tell our merits over,
And eyes too swift our faults to see
Shall no defects discover;
Then hands that would not lift q stone,
Where stones were thick to cumber
Our steep hill path, will scatter flowers
Above u pillowed slumber.
Sweet friend, perchance both thou and /,
Ere love is past forgiving,
Should take the earnest lesson home
Be patient with the living;
Today's repressed rebuke may save
Our binding tears tomorrow,
Then patience, cen with keenest edge.
May whet Q nameless SORROW,
IT'S easy to be gentle when
Deaths silence shames our clamor,
And easy to discern the best
Through memory's mystic glamor,
But wise it were for thee and me,
Ere love is past forgiving,
To take the tender lesson home
Be patient with the living.
Boston Waterman.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
MILLIONS GIVEN AWAY.

1t is certainly gratifying to the pub
lie to know of one concern in the land
who are not afraid to be generous to
the needy and suffering. The proprie-
tors Of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds. have
given away over ten million trial bottles
of this great medicine: and have the
satisfaction Of knowing 1t has absolute
~ cured thousands Of hopeless cases.
Asthma, Bronchitis, Hoarseness and all
diseases of the Throat, Chest and Lungs
are surely cured by It. Call on Fischer
& Co., druggists. Regular size 50c and
81. Every bottle guaranteed, or price
refunded.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
SHAKE INTO YOUR i o

Aliens Foot-Ease, q powder. 1t cures
painful, smarting, nervous feet and in
growing nails, and instantly takes the
sting out of corns and bunions. It's the
greatest comfort discovery Of the age.
Aliens Foot Ease makes tight or new
shoes feel easy. It is a certain SURE for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching
feet. Try II today. Sold by all drug
gists and shoe stores. BY mail for csc
In stamps. Trial package FREE. Ad-
dress. Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Row. N. Y.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14

Peculiarities Of Colored Children.
Colored children are much more sen.
sitive to heat than white children,
which probably means that their pow.
er Of discrimination is much better,
and not that they suffer more from
heat. Colored girls have larger cir
conference Of head at all ages than
white girls. White children not only
have a greater standing height than
colored children, but their sitting
height is still greater; vet colorcd chill
dren have a greater weight than white
ehildren-that ia, white children, rela.
lively to their height, are longer bodied
than colored children. The percentage
Of long Medicines (dolicocephaly)
among colored boys is nor than dou-
BILE that Of white boys. This may be
due to racial influence.-Journal Amor.
lean Medical Association.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14

On the 10th Of December, 1877, Rev.
s. A. Donahoe, pastor M. E. church,
south, Pt. Pleasant, w. Va, contrec ted
q severe cold which was attended from
the beginning by violent coughing. He
says. CATER resorting to a number Of
so-called specifics usually kept in the
house, to no purpose, | purchased a
bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
which acted like q charm. l most
cheerfnlly recommend It TO the public
For sale by A. c. ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
RED HOT R THn GIN

Was the ball that hit G. B. Steadman,
of Newark, Mich, in the Civil War. It
caused horrible Ulcers that no treat
ment helped for 20 years. Then Buck
lens Arnica Salve cured him. Cures
Cuts, Bruises, Burns, Boils, Felons,
Corns, Skin Eruptions. Best Pile cure
on earth. rs cts. a box. Cure guaran-
teed. Sold by Fischer & Co., druggists.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
Hard to G nvince.

Young man, said the mother of the
family, confronting him in the parlor,
you have been coming to see my daugh-
ter for more than a year. Have you any
reason to think she would ever accept
you as q lover?
Why, will confess to you, Mrs. Glass
py, responded the youth, meeting her
stern gaze with the fearlessness Of con-
scious rectitude, that when she wrapped
her arms around my neck last night and
kissed me was almost emboldened to
speak out.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14

T1l0UB8Mdt are TfyINR Vs
Ia order to prove the great merit OF
Ely's Cream Balm, the most effective cure
for Catarrh and Cold in Head, we have pre-
pared q generous trial size for 10 cents.
Get IL Of your druggist or send 10 cents to
ELY BROS, Sc Warren st., N. Y. City.
suffered from catarrh Of the worst kind
ever since a boy, and I never hoped for
cure. but Ely's Cream Balm seems to do
even that. Many acquaintances have used
il with excellent results. -Oscar Ostrum,
As Warren Ave-, Chicago, III.
Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged
cure for catarrh and contains no cocaine,
mercury nor any injurious drug. Price,
80 centa At druggists or by mail.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
DIR. PIERCE'S
EAVORITE PRESCRIPTION:
1t Makes Weak Women Strong,
And Sick Women Well.

1t acts directly on the organs affected
and is at the same time a general tonic
for the whole system. 1t cures female
complaint right in the privacy of home.
1t makes unnecessary the disagreeable
questioning, examinations and local
treatment so universally insisted upon
by doctors, and SO abhorrent to every
modest woman.
j. $. Everritt, of Hagerman, Washington Co..
Florida, writes: For five years my wife was in
an almost helpless condition, suffering from
female weakness. Last September l decided to
try DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and
his 'Favorite Prescription I am now a happy
man, whereas l thought for four years that /
would be leA in this unfriendly world without a
companion. DR.. Pierce's medicines are truly
worth a thousand times the money they cost
and every suffering woman In the world should
try them"
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14

Why experiment on yourself with
remedies of doubtful utility when you
can get Chamberlain's Cough Remedy,
which has stood the test of time?
Twenty-Five years sale and use have
proven that remedy to be a prompt and
certain cure for colds. 1t will cur a
cold in q day If taken as soon as the
cold has been contracted a~ndsbefore it
has settled in the system. Sold by A..
G.. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
WORKING light AND DAY.

The busiest and mightiest little thing
that ever was made is DR.. Kings New
Life Pills. Every pill is a sugar-coated
globule Of health, that changes weak
ness into strength, listlessness into en-
ergy, brain flag into mental power.
They're wonderful in building up the
health. Only Csc per box. Sold by Fisch-
err & Co.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
P~enitentiary Bids.
Santa Fe, N. M, October 7, /

Santa Fe, N. M, october Z, 1899.
Sealed proposals will be received by
the Board of New Mexico Penitentiary
Commissioners at the office of the Su-
perintendent, until 10 o'clock a. M, on
November 6, 1899, for furnishing and de-
livering at the New Mexico penitentiary
the supplies hereinafter mentioned, OF
SO much thereof as the board may deem
sufficient. Payment for said supplies
will be made in cash. Delivery of all
supplies except ~perishable articles must
be made within sixty days after date of
award.
Samples will be required Of all the ar
ticles marked with an asterisk, and
these should be labeled, showing name
of bidder, price, ETC., and must be deliv-
cred % the superintendent not later
than 9 o'clock on said day.
All bids must be made strictly in ac-
cordance with conditions on blank pro
posals, which will be furnished by the
superintendent on application; no bid
otherwise made will be entertained.
A bond will be required from all suc-
cessful bidders for the faithful fulfill
ment of contracts within ten days after
date of award.
60, 900 lbs. fresh beef, prime quality,
necks and shanks excluded.
40. 900 Tbs. flour.
1000 Tbs. hominy.
$500 Tbs. peas.
1900 Tbs. corn meal.
$500 TBS. rice.
l 900 TBS. roasted coffee.
$50 Tbs. baking powder.
1925 Tbs. black pepper (whole).
40 cases laundry soap.
10 cases canned corn.
2 cases starch for laundry.
6 $ tomatoes, canned.
1850 Tbs. raisins.
*150 Tbs. c%urrants.
3 cases macaroni.
8 cases vermicelli.
10 Tbs. ground cinnamon.
l ase canned peas.
2 cases canned peaches, 3-fb cans.
= ooS - PNoi ~ ot~ "A'
2 cases raspberries. BIB cans.
l case cherries, BIB cans.
l case grapes. BIB cans.
/ case salmon, lib cans.
1 box clothespins.
$500 TBS. evaporated apples.
800 TBS. e~vaporated peaches.
3 cases condensed cream, 5-fb n
2 barrels New Orleans molasses.
*25, 900 Tbs. oats, Al.
5000 TBS. bran. native.
20 tons good upland baled hay
1900 yards cotton striped shifting.
+75 single blankets, wooden, institution
gray.
1900 yards red flannel, good quality, me-
dunn weight.
II piece Of canvas, IL OF.
" pieces canvas, s OF.
go dozen pairs mems socks.
9 gross assorted thread.
2 rolls heavy oak-tanned leather (sole).
q pieces extra heavy bleached sheet
ing, "a.
q pieces extra heavy bleached sheet
ing, GA.
rs pieces coat lining, black.
20 pieces outing flannel.
300 yards discharge cloth for dis
charged %convicts.
The Board of New Mexico Penitenti-
airy Commissioners reserves the right to
reject any and all bids.
In submitting bids for above supplies,
bidders should write plainly on envelope
the following: Bids for supplies for
New Mexico Penitentiary." with name
or names Of bidder or bidders, to avoid
the opening Of same by mistake.
BY order of the Board Of New Mexico
~Penitentiary Commissioners.
H. o. BURSUM,
Superintendent.
Samples may be sent separately, duly
marked and numbered, to the superin-
tendent.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
BRAVE MEN FALL

Victims to stomach, liver and kidney
troubles, as well as women, and all feel
the results in loss Of appetite, poisons
in the blood, backache, nervousness,
headache and tired, listless. rundown
feeling. But there's no need to feel like
that. Listen to J. W. Gardner, Idaville,
Ind. He says: Electric Bitters are just
the thing for a man when he is all run
down, and don't care whether he lives
or dies. 1t did more to give me new
strength and good appetite than any
thing I could take. I can now eat any
thing, and have a new lease on life"
Only 50 cents, at Fischer & Co.'s drug
store. Every bottle guaranteed.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
Richesse obige, A. D. 2olo.

Cluhb-How exclusive these million
aires are growing!
Duff-Yes and such sticklers for
propriety! Why, when Mrs. Trillion
was clipping to Europe with young
Melton, her husband t~elegraphed her
not to disgrace him by going over In a
liner; he insisted on her taking a yacht.
Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
The Early Bird.

Ethel-Do you like Mr.. Eames,
mamma?
Mamma "a young widow)-Why, yes
darling.
Ethel-And Mr.. Webster?
Mamma-Yes, dear.
Ethel-And Mr.. Fish, and Mr.. Dixon,
and Mr.. Sheldon?
Mamma like them all, pet.
Ethel-Which n are you going to
marry then?
Mamma-The n who proposes first
darling.-Harlem Life.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
Didn't Leak.

1t seems to me, remarked the pros
pective tenant as he noted four inches of
water in the basement, that this cellar
leaks.
Leaks! Not a bit of it, spoke up the
busting agent. Why, that waters been
there for a month, and not a drop has
escaped.-From the Philadelphia Rec
ord
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14

Il wish to express my thanks to the
manufacturers of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy, for
having put on the market such q won-
derful medicine says w. w. Massin-
gill, Of Beaumont, Texas. There are
many thousands Of mothers whose chill
dren have been saved from attacks Of
~dysentery and cholera infantum who
must also feel thankful. For sale by
A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
Arms.

From the Detroit journal.
l wonder why these emblems are call.
ed arms?
Well, you know, a family with arms
have a good deal that would otherwise be
quite beyond their reach.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14

From the Detroit Free Press.
Silence is golden, quoted Mrs. Bickers.
You'll never be rich. added her ami
able husband.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
Beside the WAshtuh.

The Parson-Why wasn't you at chu'ch
dis mornin', Sister Lucas?
The "Widder"-Didn't hab no new
clothes.
De Lord doan' zee you clothes. He
look at de heart.
G'way man, de Lord doan' hab muffin,
ter do wild dem X-ray machines. Life
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14

I'm sorry we got Willie a ticket to that
new gymnasium.
Why so?
When l came downstairs this morning
he was turning panegyrics all over the
parlor floor.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14
wo.nan's CreduNty.

A woman believes q man when he says
she is sensible, even though she has but
q moment since believed him when he
said she was pretty.-Detroit Journal.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14

i~rritability as a part and parcel of their
womanhood. They get used to being
half dead all the time. They forget that
they ever were anything else. If they
don't have to go to bed and stay there
they don't try to get we'll.
Nine -tenths of all the sickness of
women is due to some arrangement or
disease of the organs distinctly feminine.
All such sickness can be cured-is cured
every day by
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-10-14

You referred to your friend as a dead
game sportsman?
Yes; he always buys his birds in the
market house. Dead game is his specially.
Washington Star.