New-York tribune., 1899-06-08
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

There was especial opposition to the disturbance
of the old Granary burial ground adjoining the
Common in Boston. through a portion OF which
the subway runs. Il was necessary to remove the
remains OF 80 persons inferred there one eIdery
man of Scotch descent made great fuss over what
he termed the enormity of molestng the bones OF
his ancestors" After much argument. delay and
persuasion the venerable Scot was induced TO agree
that II the city would construct a tomb according
IN his ideas he would consent to the removal with
out causing further troubla on the day the vault
was completed the guardian OF his progehtols was
taken over to inspect this new repository NOW
said DR. Green. a former Mayor. who had charge
of the work of removing the bodies, you can set
dav and the remalns be brought over and de-
nosited here" What" exclaimed the old gentle
man. nave that nice new tomb Uttered up WITH
those old bones? Never! Close up the old tomb
and let 'em be-" Thus did he secure, without cost,
a new family toni.
THAT old fellow with the white hair" said the
citizen who showing the visitor tnr9usn t tile
sor Borgess who wrote so many deghtra eIv yrod
Born and raised in this town We We are Ia reaf P''"
Of him | assure you."-C indianapolis Journal
Gelototherapeutists is the name given to phy-
sicans who treat patients suffering from Vai'ou'
diseases ranging from bronchitis to an@ma oy
nrescribing hearty laughter. medical Journal sug-
aests that there Is great opening for physicians
IN studying various ways OF exciting laughter, such
as tickling. farccal comedies. puns' etc
CITY Editor-Mr. Strong has been in to-day, and
he had murder in his eye How In & time ady dS ySS1 yS
In ToTie That 70 psresraph about her accident?
i Fresh-f did it to steer clear OF libel suit
,hnf Tn ALLEGED murderer and that sort Of thing
-(Boston Transcript
The largest peach tree in the United states Is
said to be in Napley Kent County. Md. The trunk
IS s7 inches In circumference and p inches IN oi-
ameter. or about the size Of an ordinary Kerosene
barrel Three of the limbs are 22 ~ ana 81 inches
in circumference respectively The tree is twenty
Ave wears old. and s vigorous and in full bearing
THE Christian Powers" announced the dean OF
the Diplomatic Corps. nave ueclueu ~ aO' !" D'
half of the Armenians -, ,,.s 49, s,r,or
Put me down for box! exciaiIne9 1T rne s i
cordially. thus showing hinlsei " VIC ' ~ "
human, after a4l-(Puck
Richard Smith and his wife. of Philadelphia, VIII
erect a building in that city designed TO iurnish
shelter and payrooms for such children as may
be brought there seeking recreation py parents
guardians and other caretakers Inc Dulluhs ~
10 be 76 by 50 feet. and is 10 contain playroom
for bad weather, reception and toilet rooms roon
with cots for tired sick children dlspehsary
With a trained nurse a diet kitchen ana room
with mattresses the floor for babies 10 'u"ip'e
about in Unattended children VIII not De careu
for nor will food be furnished Ii Is INTENDED eA-
clusvely for young children and their attendafi's
and boys more tnan ten !e"'S wv VIZ "
mtted.
Motive.-The kind. old face of the stranger paled
a little II IS true. - -. - os,,oA hr, mani
"Why do you murder me ne asheu' O"' "''"
Testing no impatience.
The woman laughed bitterly , ,.. -
Unless / murder somebody can't lecture ana
unless lecture shall starve! she snIieked ioEn
ING very beautiful in the gown OF solt, cnhsns
stuff which 1t had now become usuai 10 wear "Po"
such occasons.-(Detroit journal
stockholm. easily takes first rank as the city OF
telenhones 1t has 5000 telephones to less than
80 600 inhabitants. Paris has only l'V"' 10 S'VVvv
neon,e stockholm and Paris the only cities
IN the world that have complete douhle-wire sys-
TEN.
rorr,nce-Yer not workin DnnIe? Are yez out
Dennis-shure, OF fell off OF nlne-shtory ouildn
Yesterday an OF got mad an quit. -
Terrence~Ah 10 on! Yer too sinstive.-(Judge.
"rhe Kansas city Star" tells OF a Kansas girl
who sent 81 to a New-York specialist for sure
cure for freckles" This is the recipe which she
received. "Renove the freckles carefully with a
nocketknife; soak them overnight in salt water;
then hang ND in the smokehouse In good, strong
smoke made OF sawdust and slippery-elm bark for
a week. Freckles thus treated fail TO be
thoroughly cured"
Last Argument Gone-"Admltting all you say
as TO the good qualities OF asphalt pavements. such
as their smoothness. noiselessness durapillty.
cleanliness and wholesomeness from a sanitary
r. stn true that in wet weather such pavements
slippery and frequently cause horses 10 fan ana
injure themselves HOW DO you dispose OF 'ha'
"We expect TO dispose OF that. sir" answered the
paving contractor. by abolishing the horse
(chicago Tribune