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Morris tribune., 1899-06-17

NOTE: Every member of the Mutual
Benefit is sure of fair and liberal
treatment under all circumstances
and no matter what happens, he
will get his moneys worth in
insurance, for it is all put down
in black and white lin the policy
Morris tribune., 1899-06-17
The Judges Sayings,

Everything equal: This is not such
an unjust world, after all, when you
come to think about it, said the odd
young man. "Of course the rich peo-
pie have ice in the summer, but don't
the poor get it in winter?'
Reversed: do you know, found
nickel this morning. Does money
bring luck?" mo; but luck brings
money"
: Observation-Disclosures that you can't
RAT too much fruit.
Patient-Adam did.
Their own tailors: Dorothy (notic-
ing the brass knobs on the horns of
grandpa's oxen)-I dess the oxen do
their own SEWN, by the looks of them
thimbles.
A suburban brace: Invited Guest
(who has been truging through the
snow for half an hOur)-Ouch! my
shoe has slipped off.
Friend (who has brought him DOWN
oh, come along, my dear fellow, and
don't mind a little thing like that
Another hour and we'll be at the house,
where a pair of slippers and horn Of
Whiskey will set you all right.
Morris tribune., 1899-06-17
Notice to School District Officers

District officers will please take
notice that the annual meeting for
this year and every year hereafter has
been changed to the third Saturday,
in july, according to the following
extract from the General Laws of
1885,
The officers of each common school
district shall be director, treas
urer, and clerk, who shall be elected
by ballot at he annual meeting,
which shall be held on the third Sat
urday in July, of each year, at seven
Oo'clock pm, unless different hour
shall have been fixed by vote at the
last preceding annual meeting; and
the polls shall remain open one a
hour.
The terms of office expire on the
last day of July and the newl elac-
Morris tribune., 1899-06-17
Lecture by Hiss rlaIey.

On Monday evening, June 10th, a
lecture will be given at the M. E.
church under the auspices of the
Home Missionary Society by Miss
Maley. The subject will be Indian
Life aud will be illustrated by curios,
articles of dress, etc, peculiar to
these people. The lecture will be
supplemented by the following music
Male Quartette. ...,....,....."S Speed Away
Messrs Ross, Tkoele,
Van SAINT and Smith,
Double Quartette =. Mixed Voices) ....,..-
They Say All Have Passed away
Ladies Quartette... ..
.............."A Around the Hearth at Home
Misses Johnson, Colyer,
Pepper and NJ, Colyer.
Admission Adults, Is cents; child
rem, Is cents.
Morris tribune., 1899-06-17
Low RATES,
LARGE DIVIDENDS,
FAIR TREATMENT.
1T WILL COST YOU NOTHING
To Investigate the Superiority
of our Company:

Policy No. 96,479, on the life of Mr. Phillip
Kelly, of St Paul, Mimi, was issued in
1879, at age So, for 5000. with an annual
premium of $1,000. He paid premiums,
amounting T,259,10, which, less dividends.
S2i4SS made a net payment or cost of
SlOl4.2o, exclusive of interest He did not
pay the premium due in November. 1885,
but instead of taking a paid up policy for
$3.50, he allowed his insurance to be ex-
tended for years and 1874 DAYS, max
ing in all is years and 1874 days insurance
at an average yearly cost of 81. 04 per thou
sand.
Ar, Reilly died in June, 1897, more than
eight years after the lapse of the policy.
which, however, was promptly paid in
full by the Company
THE record of the company for the past
d years, taken together with the nm
equaled liberahty of it's policy contract.
and its unsurpassed reputation for fair
dealing with its members, proves that the
Mutual Benefit furnishes the best insprx
ance at the lowest cost price.
FULL IMPROVISATION furnished on AMI;
cation to
Morris tribune., 1899-06-17
We w ant.

Three thousand pounds of butter
next week at prices ranging from Ii
to cents per pound, We can use
three thousand cases of eggs at 10
cents per dozen. Bring them in We
have a place for them and will do
better by you than any other store in
town.
T r. DANTELSON.
Morris tribune., 1899-06-17
RINGING BROS. GREAT SHOW
This StupendOus Amusement Insti~
tuition Shortly to Exhibit Here.

tuition Shortly to Exhibit Here.
The appearance of Ringling Bros,
| famous Worlds Greatest Shows in
Morris Friday July 9TH will be the
biggest amusement event of the sea-
son. Ringling Brothers circus is the
leading arenic institution in the world
and visit from this great show is
equivalent to bringing an internation-
al exposition to the doors Of the peo-
pie. Since last season the show has
been tremendously enlarged in every
department, while the discriminating
work Of the shows army of foreign
agents is evidenced by the assembling
of the most remarkable company of
the most, remarkable company of
high-salaried, sensational artists ever
seen with an arenic exhibition.
Among the world famous aerialists
are the wonderful Fisher Family, the
greatest of all great mid-air eyolu-
tionists; Mile. Turnour, the peerless
equilibrist, and Alvo, Boise and Pic
kard, emperors of the aerial bars.
The marvellous DaComas head the
company of unequalled acrobats.
Nine. Ada CASTILLO and her wonder
fully trained horse, Jupiter, are strik
ing features in the international dis
play of high-class horses. In the
riding section, which is remarka BILE
for the large number of equestrians
of world wide fame. Albert Gran
dali reaches the limit of novelty by a
burlesque riding act upon mule.
The clowns are numerous, and what
is better, they ale funny. The trained
animal portion Of the program is a
complete show itself. Lockhart's
elephant comedians, a company of
animal actors which present the most
laughable plays and farces with the
intelligence of human players, create
a sensation everywhere. Herr Sou
ders elephant brass band is equally
remarkable. Marchand's pugiIistic
elephants are also wonderful in their
way. Sunlin's performing bull is an
illustration of what can be done with
this usually intractable domestic ami
NAL. AS an instance of trained ami
NAL intelligence, however, even the
elephant comedians are surpassed by
the intellectual qualities displayed by
O'Brien's equescurriculum, a great,
company of sixty-one beautiful horses
which pose, pirouette. form living
equine pictures, climb unassisted to
lofty pyramids and perform many
other astonishing movements, all
without the narrow area of single
ring, and all in unison, under the di.
rection of one man. The Introductory
spectacle. "The Last Days of the
Century" is beautiful patriotic di
vertisement; the hippodrome races are
as thrillingly contested as were the
sensational events of the ancient Ro-
man arena; the menagerie is superb
collection of rare wild animals, and
the parade which ushers in circus day
is the most magnificent spectacle
ever seen upon the street Of any city
in tho world
Morris tribune., 1899-06-17
Excursion to Duluth.

About 400 persons left here on the
Duluth-Superior excursion yester-
day. Theykwill return Sunday night,
Co. went along in force and will
be amor g the troops which will pass
in review before Secretarv-of- War
Alger.
Morris tribune., 1899-06-17
After two years Premiums have
been paid in the Mutual
Benefit Life Insurance Co., Of
NGVart, n. J.

Your Policy is
Non=forfeitabIe,
Has Cash Value,
3 Loan Value,
4 Paid-up Insurance,
5 Extended Insurance that works
automatically.
9s VIII be re=instated within three
years after lapse, if you are in good
health.
AFTER SECOND YEAR
7 No Restrictions,
8 lnConteStabIe.
Dividends are payable at the begina
ming OF the second and of each sue
ceeding year, provided the premium
for the current year be paid.
They may be used
II c reduce Premiums, or
To Increase the Insurance, or
3 To make policy payable as en-
dowment during the lifetime of
insured.
Morris tribune., 1899-06-17
Expression of Thanks.

We wish to tender ouI heartfelt
thanks to all-and especially the
members of the Militia Company
who so kindly assisted and sympa-
thized with us during the illness and
death Of our sou and brother.
MR. and Mrs. H. E. CLARK
and FAMILY.
Morris tribune., 1899-06-17
. I he
Mutual
.B6n6fit
Life LlSQp2lCGCO,
Of NGVart, N. ],
Ar1ZI DODD, President.
CHARTER PERPETUAL.
Is
INSURANCE IN FORCE, Jan. 1900,
Over Two hundred and Forty-six
Millions.
ASSETS, Over Sixty=seven rIiIIions,
SURPLUS, Over Five Millions.
Ar1ZI DODD, President.
CHARTER PERPETUAL.
INSURANCE IN FORCE, Jan. 1 1900.
Over Two hundred and Forty-six
Millions.
ASSETS, Over Sixty-seven r1nlions.
SURPLUS, Over Five Millions.


This Company during it's
tlfty-four years of successful
business has paid ALL IT'S
EXPENSES and TAXES
from its INTEREST Earnings
and still has ADDED TO THE
POLICY HOLDERS fund for the
tulflllment of its existing con-
tracts over THIRTY-EIGHT
DOLLARS.
Strict economy and careful invest
ments shave accomplished this re-
markable result.
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24

FOR saIe-A number of work. road and bust
ness horses. Tomkinsons Livery STABLE %
Minna st bet. First and Second.
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24

MEN to learn barber trade only weeks re-
ouired: constant practice; expert instruction
call or write for free illustrated catalogue
MOI,ER'S BARBER COLLEGE, $50 Clay st.
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24
FURNITURE WANTED.
HELP wANTED-AGENTs.

OUR new holiday books include fine line for
children; four shown in one sample; Illus
trated books for center table; standard books
for the library; books make desirable presents
for ladies gentlemen: all the histo-
ries right up to date. Canvassers send for
circulars to THE J. DENYING CO., Flood
bldg. San Francisco.
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24
cLAIRvoYANTs AND lNI1UALIsM.

MRS. DIR. CLARK,
the vell-known trance medium and clair
voyant, may he consulted all affairs OF
life While entranced she Will reveal every
hidden mystery; she will show you how to
overcome your enemies; remove family trou-
bles; restore lost affections; unite the sepa-
rated: recovers lost, stolen or buried prop
erty; locates treasures and minerals; tells
your entire life, past, present and future,
while N perfect trance; perfect satisfaction
guaranteed by mail; send stamp for circular
with special terms. MRS. DIR. F. CLARK,
200 Turk st. Home Sundays and evenings.
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24
BUSINESS cHANoEs-oont1nued.

$450-BEST saloon in city; cor. Clay St; value
in sight. MCLAUGHLIN 7771s Market st.
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24
CARRIAGES AND WAGONS.

CARRIAGES AND WAGONS.
FINE top buggy. almost new; business buggy
new; business wagons, new suitable for dry
goods stores; rockaway. 1928 Harrison st.
ALL kinds Of wagons, bugges. carts, harness.
etc. cheap. EGAN & SON. PHI Mission st
100 SETS second hand harness: wagons. carts
buREies. surveys and horses 1l4N Folsom st.
CARPET BEATING AND CLEANING.
WHEN you become disguised with poor work
send to SPAULDING'S Pioneer Carpet
beating Works 35S-3o7 Tehama st; tel. S. 40.
CITY Steam Carpet beating Works C. H.
STEVENS mgr. 3S-40 Sth st; tel. South 25O.
J. McQUEEN'S California Carpet Cleaning Co,
453 Stevenson St; tel South 92s: lowest rates.
ADVANCE Carpet Cleaning Co. 4O2 sutter st. ;
tel Main 394. GEO. WALCOM, Proprietor.
CARPETS cleaned at &c per yard; laid at Sc.
STRATTON'S. Eighth st; tel. Jessie 944
J. E. MITCHELL Carpet Cleaning Co.. 24O 14th
St. cleaning, Sc per yard: tel Mission "A.
CONKLIN'S Carpet beating Works, 333 Golden
Gate ave: tel East 126
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24

ASTROLOGY-Serrano, recognized brightest ae-
trologer in America: sketch OF life and pros
poets. Send date OF birth sex and 12c. PROF.
SERRANO, P. o. box 523S, Boston, Mass.
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24

MEN and women wanted to learn barber trade
in 6 weeks; expert instructions; SATURDAY
wages; call or write for catalogue. b +.
BARBER COLLEGE. 741A Howard St
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24
SAN FRANCISCO CALL.

BUSINESS OFFICE Of The San Francisco
Gail corner of Market and Third streets, open
until u o'clock every night in the year.
BRANCH OFFICES-527 Montgomery street.
corner Clay: open until $50 o'clock.
300 Hayes street; open until $50 o'clock.
6S9 McAllister street; open until $3.50 o'clock
615 Larkin street; open until $50 o'clock.
1eu Mission street. open until 10 o'clock.
22el Market street, corner Sixteenth; open
until o'clock
le6 Eleventh street: open until o'clock
Ines Valencia street; open until O'Clock
Northwest corner of Twenty-second and Ken
tucky streets: open until o'clock
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24
HELP wANTED-MALE.

BARBERS' Protective Union-The only legal
organized union on the coast }. J. HEINZ,
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24

AGENTS everywhere TO sell map of the battle
fields in the Philippines; 4ex64 inches in 8
colors, showing all the movements OF Eighth
Army Corps Write for particulars to P. E.
LAMAR. 2l First St. San Francisco.
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24
ACCOUNTANTS.
ASTROLOGY.

S. X BALLARD, 40l Cal. ST., designs audits &
adjusts accounts for corporations & Arms; ref.
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24

5s7 POSITIONS NOT ADVERTISED.
8 farmers and wives; mixers and wives
$40 and found: see boss here
Bo1maker ......,.........C .Crockery packers
edgernan. MURRAY & READY, -636 Clay
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24
HELP wANrEp-MALE.

A-UNDERGROUND car man for mine. $50
Men to top beets, s26 and found; camp walt
ers S25: shingle sawyers, $50; foreman Woo1c e
Clay st.
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24

wANTFD-Iaborers and MECHANICS 70 know
that Ed Rolkin Rero House proprietor still
runs Denver House, 217 Third St; $50 large
rooms: 25c per night; 81 to 81 per week.
The San Francisco call., 1899-10-24

meeting-Annual meet OF stock
holders OF the KILAUEA SUGAR
PLANTATION COMPANY will be held at
the office OF the company. s97 Market street,
IN the city and county Of San Francisco.
Sbtb asy ~ 0c.ober 1909 st tba honr of II
o'clock a. m, for the purpose OF electing
board Of directors to serve for the ensuing
year and the transaction Of such other bust
ness as may come before the meeting. Trans
fer books viii close on Saturday. October "A.
1893. at u o'clock m.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1899-05-24
HOW WAGNER GOT HEAT.
An Amusing AnecdOte of the Great
German Composer.

Here is an anecdote of Wagner's carly
life, as related by Liszt Wagner, Bulow
and were all quite young when we lived
together in Leipsic and had good time
that is, 1 enjoyed myself, but Wagner was
already fermenting with his political and
philosophical ideas, and our prosaic cir
oumstances offered little ground for the
idealists of the future. We called Bulow
'Kritikus, and we, especially l, always
feared his sharp tongue a little. OF course
all of us had little money, but Wagner put
our slender purse to great strains. He
could not bear money worries, and we let
him feel them as little as possible.
"Oncc, after long autumn, it became
cold suddenly, and Wagner with his
nerves suffered from the sudden change
in the temperature. Hedemanded heat
ed room at once. For two whole days the
debate ragged between him and Bulow as
to the immediate purchase of wood with
our reduced purse.
81 was not asked, because Bulow knew
that l would yield, but he, as treasurer,
contended that it was ridiculous to buy
wood in the month of September But l
am freezing, said Wagner, in rage, to
which the inexorable Bulow suggested
that he go out and get warm by running
or warm himself by his muse. Laughing
at his cheap, spiteful advice, Bulow and
went out, but when we returned, after two
hours, we were thunderstruck to find
Wagner in the room heated TO suffocation
He sat at his writing table deep in his
work. His face was red.
Where began Bulow, but the words
stuck in his throat, for glance around
the room showed him how Wagner had
helped himself Several chairs and our
work tables lay on the floor, permanently
crippled. Wagner had cut off their legs
and made the fire with them. Bulow was
speechless with rage, but l stood at the
door and laughed till the tears came at
this ingenious way of helping oneself.
Bulow lamented that we would have to
replace the landlady's chairs and tables
and that he could not sit down or work.
Wagner answered spitefully: Il have
what l neededl Fellows like you, who do
nothing but go walking, need neither
chairs nor tables. If you had given me
the money right off, your valuable furni-
ture would still be in existence You
wished it sol Firewood would have been
cheaperP "-Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1899-05-24
OBSERVING WASPS.
They UBe Landmarks to Guide Them
Back to Their Prey.


There can be no doubt whatever that
wasps have landmarks by which they are
guided in their expeditions. Here is an
exceedingly interesting account by Mr.
Belt, one of our contributors, of the ma
neuvers of one of these wonderful crea-
lures:
"A specimen of Polistes carnifex q. g.,
the sand wasp) was hunting about for
caterpillars in my garden | found one
about an inch long and held it out toward
it on the point of Il stick. 1t seized it i'm
mediately and commenced biting it from
head to tail, soon reducing the soft body
TO mass of pulp. 1t rolled up about one
half of it into ball and prepared to carry
it off. Being at the time amid thick
mass of a fine lcayed climbing plant, it
proceeded, before flying away, to take note
of the place where twas leaving the other
half To do this it hovercd in front of it
for few seconds, then took small circles
in front of it, then larger ones round the
whole plant. | thought it had gone, but
it returned again and had another look at
the opening in the dense. foliage down
which the other half of the caterpillar lay.
1t then flew away, but must have left its
burden for distribution with its comrades
at the nest, for it returned in less than
two minutes and, making one circle
around the bush, descended to the open
ing alghted ON leaf and ran inside.
Tho green remnant of the caterpillar
was lying on another leaf inside, but not
connected with the one on which the wasp
alightcd, so that in running in it missed
1t and soon got hopelessly lost in the thick
foliage Coming out again, it took an
other circle and pounccd down on the same
spot again, as soon as it came opposite to
it. Three small seed pods, which here
grew close together, formed the marks l
had myself taken to note the place, and
these the wasp seemed also to have taken
as its guide, for it flew directly down to
them and ran inside; but, the small leaf
on which the fragment of caterpillar lay
not being directly connected with any on
the outside, it again missed it and again
got far away from the object of its search
1t then flew out again, and the same
process was repeated again and again.
always when in circling round it came
In sight of the seed pods, down it pOunced,
alighted near them and RECOMMENDED its
quest ON foot. / was surprised at its per-
severance and thought itwould have given
up the search, but not so. 1t returned at
least half dozen times and seemed to get
angry, hurrying about with buzzing
WINS. At last it stumbled across its
prey, seized it eagerly and, as there was
nothing more to come back for, flew
straight off to its nest without taking any
further note Of the locality. Such an ac-
tion is not the result of blind instinct, but
of a thinking mind, and it is wonderful to
sec an insect so differently constructed us
ing mental process similar to that Of
man. Our Animal Friends.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1899-05-24

The inquisitorial magisterial inquiries
have elected some humorous answers. An
old sailor of 70, who reminded the magis-
tratc that he had helped to work the ship
that took Sir George Grey and Bishop
Selwyn to England, was asked had he ever
been in prison.
'Not to my knowledge" " was the reply
of the ancient mariner.
The court smiled again when in answer
to the query whether he had ever deserted
his wife the ancient mariner Indignantly
retorted, 81 never had no occasion to"
"Some do it without any occasion, "
dryly observed the magistrate.-London
Chronicle
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1899-05-24

the boilers. In Bradford county, where
two out of three members of the house
bolted the caucus, the stalwart Re-
publicans elected whole delegation
to the state convention, which may
explain why neither of the bolters
from this county attended the dinner
given to the insurgents by boss bolter
Finn. One of them, Representative
Manley, is credited with having de-
clared that in view of political condi-
tions at home he thought It better to
''lie low." In Mercer county the regu-
lars had another decisive victory at
the primaries, much to the chagrin Of
Representatives Martin and Caldwell
The latter has since publicly announced
that he has retired from politics. Re-
publicans of Butler, Blair and other
counties have also turned down their
caucus boilers.
Three counties held primary cleo
tions on Saturday last, Cumberland,
Adams and Northumberland, and in
each of these counties delegates to the
state convention friendly TO the regu-
lar organization were triumphantly
elected.
QUAY HONORED AT HOME.
Colonel Quay has within the last
week been honored again byhis neigh.
bors of Beaver county. They elected
him without opposition as a delegate
to the Republican state convention. AS
his colleague they sent as a state dele
gate former Congressman Townsend.
The Republican committee of Beaver
county met on the same day and
adopted resolutions commending Rep
resentatives Brieker and Harold for
voting for the Republican caucus
nominee for senator and indorsing the
action of the governor in appointing
Colonel Quay to the vacancy. The
Beaver county Republican convention,
which met on Saturday last, was one
of the most enthusiastic gatherings
ever held in the county. After NOM
mating the county ticket the conven-
tion adopted the following:
Resolved, by the Republicans OF
Beaver county, through the county
convention here assembled, that we af-
firm the principles laid down by the
last Republican national convention.
That we most heartily endorse the ad-
ministration of President Mckinley
and congratulate the people that
through his administration pros
perity has come to the whole nation,
and the standing of Americans is
higher today among the nations OF
the world than ever before;
"That to our gallant sons from this
county. who are doing service under
our flag, we send love and greeting
with the prayers that they may safely
return to homes. loved ones and
friends;
"That we approve the action of our
representatives in the legislature of
our state in their support of Matthew
s. Quay for United States Senator.
THAT we indorse the state admins
tration and commend the action OF
Governor Stone appointing M. S. Quay
to be a United States Senator;
"That we extend our congratulations
to those declared nominated, and
pledge to them the support of all Re-
publicans in the county"
That would seem to indicate that
those who ought to know Colonel
Quay best appreciate him most.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1899-05-24
WhOOping Cough.

had little boy who was nearly dead
from an attack of whooping cough. My
neighbOrs recommended Cham berlain's
Cough Remedy. did not think that any
medicine would help him, but after Civ
ing him few doses of that remedy | no.
ticed an improvement, and one bottle
cured him entirely. 1t is the best cough
medicine / ever had in the house,. J..
Moore, South Burgettstown, Pa. For sale
by all druggists.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1899-05-24

Some Of the results of neteglecd dys-
peptic conditions Of the stomach are can
Ger, consumption, heart disease and epi-
lepsy. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure prevents
all this by efieciing quick cure in all
cases of dyspepsia. Heath 81 Killmer.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1899-05-24
swiss Pnrnen Arc small.

Switzerland is the poorest field for Tho-
fessional racing cyclists. The biggest
prize of the year, the Grand Prix, amounts
to 800 as against 5000 for the CORE.
spending prize in Paris Racing men can
learn how to starve there.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1899-05-24
The nomnn wnrriors, Drill.

The drill of the Roman soldier was cX
ceedingly severe 1t comprised not only
tho use Of weapons, but running, jump.
ing, climbing, wrestling and swimming
in full armor.