The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-09-07
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be tslsa. ttsilsiinsly An l ret vrm
si %. isqsited by vsy Of reply.
II iola Bssks tiory end u di5ri ~
Elra hira oi sno,s9. Pahsps be vss
afraid iba II be told ohs Il wosia ~
nisa yoa q spoikef.
--Dosl s,y 4 wopl 10 MT tielsimed
The cid gentlemen snsrily. whyi ioa
soslaAt have me lie sbou, u, vould jour
astsa The boz.
-AsI watched The notlsy bs,hsn ibis
lac, spop ne burst.
TIE ope. ~ho hs5 the grssisst fan
ssrs those who locked the sois'.
-Jotts 10 highly saoctssial man. isni
be, o.. d5a'i lpo. be nskes 20 much
nossy that people expect bin 10 heep
his debts paid op,
The other mao 10 sny controversy tss
- good right 10 bis opinion IS yeu
have 10 Ionn Tee. bat te's tueh =
ehnup -hs's slssys wrong.
Women have 10 continuity OF pur
poss. H.ysat thew My cousin Liors
bought $40 disnoud ring aud paid for IL
81 81 tine
What 10 concenifstionf It's the way
man sticks 10 the subject be wants TO
talk shout While you stick TO the subject
you want 10 talk about.
Mother Why, Johnny, you sre not
afraid Of the dark. are yonf Johupy-
No, / sil't afraid, but 1 sin't very fond
oil II.
Young Doctor - Congratulate me, old
mss. I'm iast preparing TO visit my
Ars. patient Young Lawyer Good. III
20 With you Perhsps be hasn't made
bic will.
LADY Of the House (to peddlei)-If
you do not 80 away III wbistle for the
dog. Pushing Peddler Then let me sell
you . whistle, mum.
--MO,ter Bobby, this is the third
lime I've caught you stealing jan, sud
I'm getting tired Of it, Bobby-Well.
Why dou'l you lui, hanging round lbe
pantry theni
Lawyer You wish . divorce from
husband on the ground OF incompatible
iyi How does this inoompstiblily msni
fest itsslti Lady, 1 want TO get q divorce
and be doesn'..
Husband Il have Just been talking
siih the new clergy msp, and fnd We
agree Wife Why. didn'. know that
son didn't believe 10 the Bible.
When was about to propose TO Miss
Aissles sue stopped me. What fori
We we're going 10 play goli and she said
che couldn't risk falling down 10 her plsy.
Charlie, said she, sadly and firmly,
II 10 useless for you TO tell me ytu have
never loved before. No smsteur In the
srt Of kissing could curve them over the
plate ~ you do.
-Finnegsn -Hov 20 . copy ~ God
ssve the queenp Music dealer Il have.
finnsssn Then mail copy TO me dsugh
Ter Maggie. II catch here playing 1t
oi'll how good excuse for smashing the
pianuy.
Mother Il wonder what We csu do
With Johnnyi He hss such . way Of eXss
ssra,ing everything. He 10 always max
Ing mountain ont OF molebill. Father
II think, my dear, We bad better make
him an suctioneer.
Secretary = Here's . letter from your
vile d the sesshore, cir; bat l can't make
ont . word she writes. UNI Just send
her check for foe hundred. Tia. will
cover II for the time btiog.
"A sweet little maiden from Raleigh,
Was taught 10 use slsug was fsleisb,
But Der new eelskiu skirt
Csused the maid TO assert,
HuIly seel Ina mermaid, by esleish
Neutrality-suspicious. grass seed yen
soved last spring didn't pan out very
we'll, did ~ Brown Sh-shl That Vas
enly bluf no seed about H. Nov l
haven't any lawn 10 NOV. snd my wife
thinks Ne the seed desler's fault.
-MsXim- Gao truly say that the
whole peishborhood is reioiced that
baby hss been born 10 Rosters house.
Niuim Are the people in Jour neishbor
hood such lovers OF children. thsnf MAJ
im-Ths isn't IT. They have got tired OF
having Roster bras sbou. bis dog.
--Jud1e-- Did you stesl the hog or did
you po.i Pnsouer NO, Judse. l did not,
bat u 20 hind ob ttitks lse iyin sbout II,
On en- svine 10 eive me tiI months for
lyin. ia sooner lie aboui i, aud Say did
steal the hog, snd get two months Tor
stealth toe bog didnt stole.
la cue OF Sir George Collsys letters
be says; Lord Lytton had . good story
sbou, poor Lord L.iiriu, Who, shortly
before before bis nurder. taking With .
connirynsn about some cases OF isudlord
shooting, Way don'i the rsscsls shoot mel