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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

60 A small boy of my acquaintance, -
says writer in the Boston Transcript,
8 stood the other day taking q lesson in
feminine human naUure--not his first les
son, but bitter one-with quiyerlng lip
and deeply perplexed face. He exclaimed,
having reference TO his stlll smaller sister;
" Dolly cries because / don't do a
thing, and when do it then she cries
because do iti'
"This was true and natural, but the
boys remark was not 50 profound as was
an aneodote which / once read in the
French. A wife, so this story related, was
awakened by her husbands weeping and
bowling In the middle Of the night BE
was evidently having a dream, and she
woke him and asked what was the matter.
"'Oh, my dear, no said, rubbing his
eyes, l dreamed that you we're desd'
Hal she said bitterly, and turned
swNg frsR hl9- 'sDsAs Sasis 49, zGss.' "
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

THE HERALD carriers had theil
troubles last evening, and the sub
scribers no doubt appreciate their ef
forts in delivering the peoples favor
ite newspaper in the face of such diff
culties. The storm, however, pre-
vented the carriers in West Mahanoy
twp. from delivering their papers
Those who failed to receive u ell
paper last evening Will fully appre
ciate the difficulties under which tht
carriers labored.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

There was a wicked leer in Meandering
Mikes eye as he saw the little girl com
ing out Of the restaurant side door carry
ing a small tin pail.
"Thc idcal' he exclaimed 10 his com
rade, "of Encouraging sich luxuries In de
youngl"
It's our duty to stop it" was the TO
ioinder.
Before the little girl could turn tho cor
ner the tramp loomed up before her and
exclaimed.
"I'm sorry, lady, but couldn't see ye
carryin dat pail any furder. It's agin me
gallantry."
The little girl began 20 cry. Mike
seized the bucket and in moment had
the bottom Of IL pointed toward the blue
sky. The effect was volcanic Foam flew
in all directions. His one ejaculation
solved the mystery:
"Soapsudsl'
And when the restaurant proprietor
came out and desired TO know why his
children could not blow soap bubbles
without being interfered with the victim
of poetic justice had not word to say
Washington Star
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

In an Aberdeen bookshop an old lady
was inquiring for a copy Of the Bible, and
the shopkecper brought forward one at
half "a crown. But the old lady wanted
something cheaper A copy at Is pence
was produced containing illustrations.
But the illustrations, the old lady averred,
entailed supcrlluous expenditure.
"Then, here said the shopkeoper, is
a copy for shilling which contains a
that's necessary for salvation. He de-
scended from the ladder and laid it before
his customer
"But hae ye no something a wee BIZ
cheaper asked the old lady
"Wumman, wumman, said the shop
man, Ca upon the ALMIGHTY to come
down and sell ye his ain publications, fol
l can dae nae mairl" rl"-London Chronicle
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14
sMELT HIS WAY IN.
How the shippers Son Got the Bess
Into Port.

The pigsty certainly was nuisance,
and after having filed the little fishing
village with assorted odors for many years
a self appointed health committee decided
that it would be for the good of the com
munity that the aforesaid nuisance
namely, the pigsty-be abolished.
The meeting of the committee was held
at the village store, and the committee
men sat around the big stove. Only one
Of them, Sam Jordan, an old fisherman,
seemed to be dissatisfied with its decision.
When asked his reasons, he tilted his chair
back and spat on the stove; then, shifting
his quid to his other cheek, he began:
Waal, yer see, that thar pigsty did
me good turn once that | oalkiate ]
won't forget 1t soon This is the way i6
was Yer see, me and the lad" jerking
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14
Women Should Know It.

Many women suffer untold agony and
misery becaus- the nature Of their disease is
not correctly understood. They have beer
led to believe that womb trouble or femal,
weakness Of some sort is responsible for the
many ills that beset womankind
Neuralgia, nervousness. headache, puff,
OF dark circles under the eyes, rheumatism, a
dragging pain or dull ach- in the back, weak
n, IS or bearing down sensation, profuse OF
scanty supply of urine with strong odor,
frequent desire to pass it with scaling OF
burning sensation, sediment in it fer stand
ing in bottle or common glass for twenty -tom
hours, are signs of kidney and bladder troub Z.
The above symptoms are ofen attributed
10y the patient herself or by her physician t
female weakness or womb trouble. Hence, So
many fail to OBJ ain relief, because they arr
treating, not the disease itself, but reAecl'r
Of the primary cause, which is kidney roub
In fact, women as well as men are maat
miserable with kidney and bladder trouble
and both need the same remedy.
DR. Kilmer's swamp Root is the great dis
covery of the eminent kidney and bladder
specialist, and is easy to get at any drug stor'
for fifty cents or one dollar
To prove its wonderful merits y u m :
have a sample bottle and book telling al
about it, both srnt absolutely free by mail
Kindly mention shenandoah HERALD anc
send your address to DR.. Ki'mer & Co.
Rinuhamtnn- N Y
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

Alexandra Dumas, who hated the Eng
lish, would have cursed In his breeziest
style had he known of the number of un-
authorized adaptations and annexations of
his Three Musketeers" which bristle on
our boards. Beerbohm Tree put on the his
toric oonglomeration In gorgeOusly pano-
ramio style at Her Majesty's. Sidney
Grundy, play adapter in ordinary, prepar-
ed that version for the stage, and his name
appeared in bigger type on the posters than
that of Dumas. Dumas was lucky to be
mentioned at all. Most of the play thinkers
here erase the name of the original author
altogether and insert their own. As walk
along the Strand 1 sometimes think /
hear Grundy and Comyns Carr and Ham
tlton and Rose, all the modish native
adapters Of the day, sing in chorus the
good old couplets;
Bring me the works of V. Sardou,
Bring me the works Of r. AugieF,
Bring me the paste and scissors, too
am the man TO write play.
London Letter.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

Jest gettin things IN snape TOT run IN
when thar come on the Gun darnest fog
yer ever say yer couldn't see nawthin
within six inches Of yer Waal, thar we
war. We didn't know what we war
headed for; we didn't know whar the
channel war; we didn't know nawthin.
-" Waal says l TO the lad jest like that,
'waal, wot yer goin ter dot The boys'll
have that party without us, I reckon.
Yer remember that New Years celebra-
tion round to Eph s, don't yer2
d" No, sez the lad suddinlike; wen be
thar. III run the Bess in. Let me at
the tiller
"Waal, jest sat thar an watched him
as he threw her head round, an In less
than half an hour we war in the cove.
How did he do TT Why, IL war Miss
Stebbins pigsty that war the guidin star,
an he jest smelt his way In. New York
Commercial Advertiser.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14
GOT
THE
GRIP?

The sudden Epidemic Ct
Grip has startled the country.
The doctors confess they hav,
no sure Cure for it, and this
IS seen to be true in the sud
den death of Garcia and Ex-
Senator Brice and the alarm.
ing increase in the death rate.
But no one need be alarmed.
There is a sure cure-a
perfect antidote. 1t has had
IS years test in thousands of
cases and never failed. That
remedy is
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

RECRUITING for the regular arm,
was never more satisfactory than a.
the present time, and this applies t.
the class OF men enlisting as well a.
their number. The recruiting Officer
at Pottsville is sending large number
to the front, but so far none from
Shenandoah.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

THE people Of the Second ward are
rallying to the support of Council
man Boehm and Director Kpiuer.
They will receive large Democrat,
vote, for the reason they have boil
proven faithful servants.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14
GET READY FOR SPRING.
Dr.. Greene'S Nervura a Won
derful Remedy in My Case.
II Purified the Bad Blood aud
Made Me Gain In Flesh.
DR., Greeno's Nervura is the Best Spring
Remedy You Can Take.

Mr. Geo. b. Tyler, Manchester, N. H.,
says al took four bottles of DR.. Greene's
Nervura blood and nerve remedy last
spring for impurities of the blood My
appetite was gone and in many ways I
felt the need OF a tonic. The Nervura
proved a wonderful remedy. Il purified
the bad blood almost Immediately, en-
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14
Wa HINGTON.
NEXT THREE-DAY PERsoNALL K-coNDUcTED

NEXT THREE-DAY PERsoNALL K-CoNDUCTEI
TOUR VIA Pennsylvania RAILROAD.
The next Pennsylvania Railroad three-day
personally y-cOnducted tour to Washington, d
c.. leaves Thursday, February 10 The
rate, t14.5O from New York, S1l so from
Philadelphia, and propOrtionate rates from
other points, include all necessary expenS
during the entire .rip-transportation, hote
accommodations, aud Capital guide fees. An
experienced chsperon will also accompany
the party.
For itineraries, tickets and full informa,
tiOn apply to ticket agents Tourist Agent
1895 Broadway, New York; 7sa Broad
Street, Newark, N j.; or address Geo. W
Boyd, Assistant General Passenger Agent
Broad Street Station, Philadelphia.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

WHO ever heard OF such thing 2
The Pennsylvanialegisl ttors are COM
PEELED this session to buy their Owl
gold pens, card cases and corkscrews.
What's the use of being a legislator
especially when one has to buy hi,
own corkscrew2
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

TAMMANY's $25, 600 900 annual sal
ary list may be investigated Cover
nor Roosevelt has been closely exam
lining the cost Of running New Yort
city's government, and he is convinc
ed that the amount is beyond ali rea-
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14
BRAZILIAN
BALM

No fatal case of Grip was
ever known where Brazilian
Balm was promptly and faith
fully used. 1t kills the germs,
arrests the progress of the
disease at once, and takes all
the evil effects out of the
system. For
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

It is often said that no European can
understand Chinese commercial methods.
Here is curious instance of the Celestial's
mental inversion. A Chinese hotel keeper
had contracted TO board and lodge visitor
for 81 day AS time went on he found
1t impossible to get his weekly account
settled. So he offered to maintain his
guest for half a dollar a week. He said he
would lose less.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

IT is to be hoped there will be ne
necessity for an extra session of Con
gr, ss. There should be no wranglir 9
and delay over the Army bill, and no
extra session.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

their greatest efforts. Washington was
said to be ''frst in war, first in peace and
first in the hearts of his countrymeu. - II
is great thing to be first. Nothing is of
moreValueto 20 mankind aud brings great.
erhappiuess than good remedy. MANY
things VIII selieVe but the one that will
cure is best. Brazilian Balm is such a rem.
edy. Tens of thousands have found that
1t is the only thing that would cure Ca
tarrh and Asthma. For Is yrs. it has nev.
er failed in a single case to cure Asthma,
aud its record has been as wonderful in
Catarrh. Cases that had, to all appearau-
ces, run Into Consumption, or where the
nostrilswere entirely stopped upo where
the poisonous pus had eaten holes into
the throat an inch deep, or where the
stomach had become liberated and raw
from swallowing the germ-laden matter,
were all permanently cured. Such a rec
ord, unknown to any other remedy, Just
~ entities the Brazilian Balm to the first
place in the regard of the American peo-
pie. There are 20, 600, 900 Catarrh victims
and countless Asthma sufferers in this
country, all of whom can be cured with
Brazilian Balm. A Sl,OO bottle of Brazil
ian Balm contains a months treatment
for catarrh or asthma, and for months
we will wrap with each $l.O0 bottle a
months treatment Of Toxicola Tablets,
Tree. Toxicola is the best tonic and nerve
aud strength builder known 10 science.
This is the greatest offer ever made. ASK
your druggist and take DO substitute. B.
F.JAcKsoN < Co., Mfg, Chemists, India.
napolis, Ind.
SHENANDOAH DRUG STORE.
Wholesale Akaats
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

If General Miles can prove hi
charges he will render both the nd
ministrationaudt the country valuabl,
service. Let no guilty person escape.
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MOTHERS FRIEND

my wife suffered more in ten min.
utes with either OF her other two chill
dren than she did altogether with her
last, having previously used four bot
ties of Mothers Friend IL Is =
blessing to any one expecting to be-
come q MOTHER" says customer.
HENDERSON DALA, Carmi, Illinois.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

IT seems to be road race in the
Philippines. The other fellows are
doing no fighting.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

IL asked as to the situation in the
Philippines we would be bound TO
say, o tits all right.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

IT is said that even the blizzar,
avoids Pottsville's public building
We don't blame old Boreas.
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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

Laxative mo Quinine 1Hhl Is removes
the cause that produces La Grippe III
genuine has l.. B q on each tablet Csc
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tirely restored my appetite, and gained
in flesh right off. l can recommend Ner-
vura to anyone desiring a first-class
remedy. I intend taking the Nervura
again this spring"
Take DR.. Greene's Nervura blood and
nerve remedy now to prepare you for
spring You have the privilege also of con-
sulting without charge with Dr. Greene,
IS West I4th St., New York City, whose
enormous experience and great success in
curing all forms of complaints make your
cure sure. You can call, or if you prefer,
write him about your case.
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A Card.

We, the undersigned, do hereby agree to
refund the money on 30 cent bottle ut
lireene's Warranted Syrun uf Tar if it fails
Ia cure your cough or cold We also guarau
'ee . 25 cent bottle 20 prove satisfactory q
money refunded. A. Wasley, e II Hagen
huch, Shenandoah Drug Store and p "
Bierstein " Co II n 33t DIV
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The Herald is deliv' red In Shenandoah and the
surrounding towns for tx Ccntsa w elk, pay
able 20 the carriers By mail s3 90 year, or
25 cents month payable ln advance. Ad-
vertsements charged according o space and
position II - Publishers reserve the right
to change the sition advertisements
whenev the publication ~ news demands
~. The right Is reserved 20 reject Hny
advertisements whether paid Tor or not, tlnt
the publishers mas de- m improper Ad'c -
tising trs made known upon application.
Enter, at the po. { office at shenandoah, Pa as
second class mail matter.
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say she is avon
deriui player. It
is the greatest
distinctiontobe
ftst In any.
thing. For this
in statemenship
literature, ath-
letics, science
and art, men and
xgn,,ta1 vVtfo~tI.
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nonht Ahort the weddfng.

Mr.. Softleigh Slipping on the engage
ment ring)-Darling, notice that there iP
no end to this.
Miss Willing-Am / to understand,
Harold, that the engagement is to be like
itY-Jewelers' Weekly.
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Mothers
Friend

dread, suffering or gloomy fore.
bodings, to the hour when she
experiences the JOY of Motherhood.
Its use insures safety to the lives
of both Mother aRd Child, and she
is found stronger after than before
conference.-the short, it "makcs
Childbirth natural and easy" as
so many have said. Don't be
persuaded to use anything but
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GtrFnt1t9 9rrnln.
TUESDAY. FEBRUARY IA. 1850

OUR COUNTRY: First. Last and Forever
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MOTHER! p: p: :; =:::::s !: !: A. {:

and about which such tender and
holy recollections cluster as that
of "MoTHRR "--she who watched
over our helpless infancy and guild
ed our first lettering step. Yet
the life of every Expectant Moth
er is beset with danger and all eff
fort should be made to avoid it
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OF DruEEists AZ tlc, or ssnt By sxprss on rseslps
Of price. Write for book containing tsStimoniaIG
AaA VAluabiS Information for all AOthsu. Erae
ns BFSdasld Rags altar c., AtlsAta. Ga.

Miss Sadie Wertheim, age IL, of TOTE
do, o, was the winner of the first prize foi
execution on the violin at the Brussels
Conservatory of music. German critics
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LONG DISTANCE TELEPHONE.
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so assists nature
In the change TAX
ing place that
the Expectant
M other is ena.
bled TO look for
ward without
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1899-02-14

SHENANDOAH DRUG STORE,
Wholesale AENats
Kansas City journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1897-1928, 1899-01-01

policy in politics. are usually. unmen-
toned in public. He may give the state
something 10 do before Il gets
through with him.
1t is possible that he Will have support
from sources that ~ present are not with
hlm. alter the state shows its
hand II the committee attempts to ride
through a policy Of organization that al
lows no man but the friends of one can
profit. then every other candidate will be
almost forced TO affiliate with stephens.
but il is claimed til. committee is too wary
10 make such a break. and that its plans
are for a safety game al the time.
Governor Stephens has already been
forced by some of his friends TO lay down
IN his light on a few candidates. He had
50 many fights Oh with Democrats that am
armiStice had to he declared even though
course he will pursue when he SEES that
the state committee l. not for his man Tor
speaker. i It matter of considerable spec
GlatioG. He mas never failed to whine
whenever he did rot haV" his own way and
Z loud Yell from him now would 10" Of cX-
ceeGing interest.
The chances Tor W. J. Ward. Of Stod-
dard COUNTY. hcAl. chosen speaker of the
Legislature bring TO mind tho fact that dur
ing the last session when Mir. Ward was Il
member. he managed To have his wife made
= clerk ana kept On The pay roll during
the entir,: session. OF course. If lie Il
chosen he WIFI be in Il position to get
places for every other member of his fam
Nv and the legislature may have aS much
of the Ward family in Office as ot the
Stephens family in state politics now. 1t
Ism il Mr.. Ward wins out in the speaker
Snip race.