The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-03-18

BIBLICAL example OF .Selus1IseBSp THOUGHT
the East Elder. and pass by; he re-
membered the parable, ard like the
Good Samaritan he hearkencd to the
PROSTATE neighbors snores ind Groans.
His friends aided him. a handy
wheelbarrow was mustered In, likewise
the spectator OF the wine that was red.
Too impotent to protest he sank into
the wheelbarrow and the column moved
OFF. The load was q double burden,
wheeling o. man with q jag, but the
modern Samaritan finally halted at the
home OF his neighbor, and there UNDER
meath the electric light he dismissed his
cargo. The painful task OF delivering
while his friends remained outside. he
put his arm within the intoxicated;
mans and pulled the bell.
Ring a-llng-a-llng!" No answer.
"Rirg "a ling a-ling!" ngain. Another
pause and prolonged pull ut his
neighbours bell.
who's there?" came voice from
above. Then his neighbours head pro-
truded from an upstairs window. Then
the Samaritan's frieTds disappeared.
When explanations were over, the
drunken man on the steps gurgled In
very liquid tones his disgust. See
here. stranger, you're no cop, as I
thought you was. Just you haul me
back In your old patrol to where you
found me. or we'll mix right here"
Mistakes will happen. With a score
of long drawn signs and a mental pro-
mise to consult IN ocullst on the NOR
row, the detected and cast down Sa-
marian muttered an apology to his
ncighbor for disturbing him out of his
sleep and one likewise, though lacking
In sympathy, to the man by his side.
And there was no way out of 1t but to
wheel the beer ficnd back to where he'd
found him. for the flend was q mighty
stout chap.
Taking drunken nen home IS q
thankless task. The wife looks on her
husbands supporters with more or less
angry mlen. chiefly more. II she
doesn't upbra!d them with fire and with
vinegar. It's because SHE'S afraid OF
-ubber-necking peighbors, or if she's Il
woman wondrous strange, she will ap-
preciate the force OF silence for its own
virtues. If they've been married for
years and the old gentleman has had
difficulty In connecting with the door
on divers midnights. his spouse will ac-
ccpt 1t as matter OF course to have
him carried In but woe betide the rein
forcemerts when the man IN the case Is
a groom of 4 year or so. Their services,
may be rewarded with o. shower Of
tears on the first sight of the helpless
spouse, then the storm breaks and
dunder und bitten assail ON all sides.
"Oh, you mean. heartless wretches!"
shrIeked the young wife from n, South
Side front door, as her husbands body
guard skunk away at the first Fremont
ton OF the storm. Aren't you ashaln-
ed OF yourselves to get my man drunk.
Yes, laugh II you dare. No wonder your
heads hang in shame, Oh. wish was
q man, II wouldn't thrash the life out
OF every ona Of you-" But why go
on? Those outbu.sts need little e!abor-
alton.
The Mcclure Is closed for repairs, not
to reopen under the new management
until September. That means for near
ly six months to Z large portion of the
community constant puzzle Of where
to loaf. The commodious lobby was SO
comfortable AMI convenient and handy,
You know. Without it q dear friend is
absent. A six months vacation is too
much. II the Messrs. McL~c believe
that half 4 loaf is better than none they
will keep the lobby open. until the re-
pairs reach that part OF the house.