The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-03-31

theory.
Some men want the earth and its fnllness
thereof.
An angry man opens his mouth and shuts
his eyes.
Better fare hard with good men than feast
with bad.
The DEMocRAr.SrAR is sttictly Democratic
and fearless.
Affairs that are done by due degrees are
soon ended.
Better GO to heaven in rags than to hell in
embroidery.
A woman can make pie out of anything
she wants to.
Girls don't marry in haste. You may have
to repent at leisure.
The wav of the transgressor is often puz-
zle to the detectives.
Example is the school of mankind and they
will learn from no other.
lie that is needy wher he is married shall
be rich when hes buried.
1t is strange what nuisance gloves become
to the person with new ring.
Anger is an expensive luxury, in which men
Of certain income can indulge.
Character gives splendnr to youth and awe
towrinkled skin and gray hairs.
lie that is poor all his Kindred scorn him;
| he that is rich all are kin to him.
When men are pure laws are useless; when
men are corrupt, they are broken.
G"od qualities are jewels that only good
breeding can set off to advantage.
Grief is the agony of an instant, the ndul-
gence of grief the blunder of life.
Girls who know how to cook good meal
and keep house make the best wyes.
Wise men know more than they tell, but
fools always tell more than they know.
The new shirt waist for the 1899 summer
pir is AS gorgeous of color as a rainbow.
II man never lies about anything to wo-
man she would believe nothing he ever said.
Why are there no blonde Williams on the
stage? There is now and then one in real lite.
A woman's grirfs are never as deep as a
mans, because she believes they are deeper.
The world has known many parents who
have left their children orphans and nothing
else.
Do not wait for extraoi binary opportunities
for good action, but make use OF common STU
aiuns.
Aman likes to be called brick, but refer
to him as lump of common clay and he Will
get mad.
A Frankfort farmer, who loves strong egg
noe, is feeding whiskey and Jamaica rum to
his hens.
The timekeeper is always able to attend tn
his duties, even though he keeps good many
l late hours.
The same old sins an sinners occupy the
stage of life, but they show multitude ot va
riey shows.
ANY poor person can become a thief, but IL
: order to get into the kleptomanac class yor
must have money.
When woman throws stone stright a
the devil, she is very apt to hit her HUSBAND
;, square in the face
Slang is considered short cut in language
: but we all know the old adage about the long
est way round, etc.
AS.. Louis man carried a lucky penny til
it wore a hole in his pocket, through which h
lost a $40 gold piece.
God wheels the planets along their course
I'd with one hand, and with the other he "numbeI
. the hairs of our heads"
Judging by the rapdity with which stag
letters are written, actors aud actresses mn
be adopts at shorthand.
Good and successful hotel hangers are Dor
not made. Not more than one man IN Il
thousand succeed as hotel keepers.
Snciety's latest fad is to blacken its fac
There has long been among the elect te
dency to blacken others regulations.
A woman will twist and manage on sma
income and look so smilngly happy that I
world would swear she had a large one.
|, Lent lasts forty days-probablv because
takes the average woman that long to deci
what kind of an Easter bonnet she wants.
Besides the large edition Of the DEMocRA
e. STAR sent out from here by mail every wee
n. mauy extra copies nre sold at our busine
ns n. office at five cents each.
man accompanied bv his wife when
registers as john Smith aud lady alta ho
leaves the impression that something is wro'
A true gentleman is never ashamed Of
wife.
Some condolences are like hay scales III
will mt weigh anything less than ten pount
others are like the delicate scales Of she che
ist that are sensitive to the hundredth part
to grain.
Thou hast too much TO say about thy righ
and thnkesi too little about thy duties. III
~" hast bu, one inalenable right; and that 10
:, sublime one Of doing thy duty at all lin
= under all circumsi ances and. 10 all places.
The diamond Is intended 10 fash out
brhhancy to the world, but It cannot do 90
hit Is mined and polished. The mind,
brlliancy Of man, is intended to shed forth
lss,us, but ssu not do 50 until il Is dsrsloI
i ~ sultivalee. s