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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
DISCUSSES MESSAGE
Members Believe the Philippine Question
Ii Solving Itself.

MemDerb believe the PhlIlppin6 Question
IL Solving Itself.
Washington, Dec.2.-The cabinet Fri
day discussed briefly the presidents
message, to which the finishing touches
have been placed except to that por-
ton relating to the Philippines. That
section of the message Is being held
up in the hope that the president may
be able to announce the complete col
lapse Of the insurrection before 1t goes
to congress. The members of the cab
met are unanimously OF opinion that
the rebellion Is on its last legs, and
that any day may see the end. THE
Philippine question is solving itself"
is the way one member put 1t today.
The president has decided not to
send the message to congress until
Tuesday, as the immediate adjourn
ment Of the death of Vice President
Hobart will preclude its being read
Monday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

Chicago, Dec. 5,--Ths western inter
collegiate athletic disagreement is
ended and the University Of Chicago
VIII play Wisconsin In Madison next
Saturday for the western football
championship. Representatives of the
warning universities announced this at
the annual conference Of faculty repre-
sentatives OF the western colleges held
at the Chicago Beach hotel all day
Thursday. The arrangements are
comprehensive and seem to provide
for all future relations between Chi
cago. Wisconsin. Michigan and Illinois
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

London, Dec. Authorization comes
from official sources that extensive
preparations are being made to protect
the harbor at Portsmouth, where sub
marine mining and planting of torpe-
does are being done hurriedly and
thoroughly. These most significant
operations, 1t is declared. are being
carried out with the view of asking
France to explain her unfriendly atti-
tude toward Great Britain.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Robbed In an Express Car.

Charleston, S. c., Dec. Am I'M
known white man closely masked held
up the two messengers In a Southern
Express company's car last night and
under cover of a revolver compelled
them to give up $1,700 in cash. Eight
thousand dollars in another safe was
overlooked by the outlaw, who accom-
plished his work without any aid. The
robbery took place near Branchville,
S. c., on the Southern railway.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
berlin PraIses Mr.. Choate.

Berlin, Dec. 4.--The friendly refer.
ences to Germany made by Mr.. Choate,
the United States ambassador to Great
Britain, in his speech at the Thanks
giving day banquet OF the American
society in London, have created most
favorable impression here, especially
In high government circles.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Progress In Panay.

Washington, Dec. 2.-Gen. Otis ad.
vices to the war department show that
the advance into the interior Is being
vigorously pushed, and the American
troops continue to drive back and dis
perse the scattered bands encountered.
He states that Capt. Warwick and
Private Daniel w. Humphreys, Eigh-
teenth infantry, were killed in an en-
gagement at Passi, Iloilo province. the
26th inst
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Miners to Receive More Paw.

Fairmont, w. Va, Dec. 4.-The Wat
son Coal company, and Clark & Co.,
employing 5000 men, Friday posted
notices that the rate of mining would
be advanced cents a mine car, or Is
per cent, beginning Dec. /. The ad-
vance had not even been suggested by
the miners, and is the second volun-
tary advance in three months, and
makes the rate higher than is paid
anywhere. The other Fairmont mines
will follow the lead.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
National Bank Circulation.

Washington, Dec. 4.-The circulation
Of national banks on Nov. 80 was
$243, 760 PAS, an increase of $775,534 for
the month and of $1,O5S,2l0 compared
with the same date last year. The
amount of bonds deposited by national
banks with the treasurer of the United
States to secure circulation and public
deposits amount to 1904, 416,50O, and
lawful money to the amount of $34,-
59S,346 is also deposited to secure cir
culation.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Debt Decreased S6,537,75I.

Washington, Dec. 4.-The debt state
ment issued by the treasury depart
ment shows that in the month of No
vember the DEBT of the United States
decreased $6,537,751. The interest
bearing debt decreased $S,999, 3OO the
debt on which interest had ceased de-
creased $210; the debt bearing no in
terest decreased $713,311, while the
cash in the treasury decreased $3,175.-
Inn
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
winter I'm the soutb.

Abroad. the grain that is fed to fat
tening fowls is generally cooked.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Endemic mt Hartford, Mich.

st. Joseph, Mich, Dec. Hartford,
eighteen miles south OF this city, has
over a hundred cases of black diph-
iberia. All the schools were closed
last month. Twenty. cases have re-
suited fatally. Business is at stand
still and commercial travelling sales
men refuse to stop Off
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
CAMPOS FEARS FOR MONARCHY.
supporter of the Dynasty Said to Have
Abandoned All Hope.

All Hopcs
Madrid. Dec. 1.-TWO hundred and
forty commercial and industrial asso-
Citations of Spain have declared their
determination not to pay taxes. Ell
impartial, the monarchist organ. says
the month Of December will be de-
cisive month in the history of Spain.
Violent public meetings, protesting
against the governments taxation
scheme, are being held in several parts
Of the country. Close friends Of Gen.
Martinez Campos say he has lost all
hope OF saving the monarchy. the
minority in the cortes showing the
most determined opposition to the
dynasty and the government. General
confusion exists on all sides and on all
questions.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
METHUENS FORCE CUT OFT.
Report 10 Berlin That the British
Are Surrounded.
CAN NOT CROSS MODDER RIVER
complete Absence of Recent News from
che Front-List of Casualties In Tues
Gays Fight Not Yet Received - Fight
Likely to Take Place Mt CoIenso.

Berlin, Dec. 4.-The Deutsche Warte
ity of DR.. Leyds, the agent of the
Transvaal, that Gen. Lord MethueE is
unable to cross the Modder river, and
that his retreat is cut off by Com
mandant Delarraye, who is operating
near Kaffirs Kop.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
BETTER Left Unsaid.

After he had kissed her and pressed
her rosy cheek against his and patted
her soft, round chin. she drew back
and asked:
George. do you shave yourself?"
YES" he replied.
II thought So" she said. Your face
is the toughest ever"
Then she stopped. but II was too
late. and he went away with a cold
heavy lump In his breast.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

st. Louis, Mo-, Dec. 4.-The state
authorities have declared war on the
lead trust. Friday Atty.-Gen. Crow
began proceedings in the st. Louis
Court of Appeals to have the National
Lead company excluded from the priv
ilege of doing business in Missouri on
the ground that ii is trust.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Hard Work.

81 want something ter eat VERY
badly, sir" whined the grimy tramp
to the gentleman.
Il don't know about that" said the
gentleman, cycling the tramp with dis
gust; "but you want wash very bad
ly. Why don't you wash yourself?"
Well" growled the tramp, III !
washes meself, wot'll yer gimme? |
amt a-goin' ter work ard fer moth
in'."-Nuggets.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Non-sInkable Boats.

The latest invention for saving life
is non-sinkable boat. If people
would pay as much attention to the
preservation of life in other ways there
would be great improvement. Hos
letters Stomach Bitters is life pre-
server. 1t cures dyspepsia, indigestion
and all forms of stomach trouble. 1t
is an excellent tonic.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
mneh smalIpor at Dixon.

Springfield, ILL.,, Dec. A smallpox
epidemic Is reported at Dixon, where
100 persons have become Ill. DR.. C. s.
Nelson, the state board OF health ex-
pert, says the illness is spreading at
an alarming rata
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

Il wish now" shrieked the angry
young wife. II wish now, Frederick
Harrison. you had married Edith Mac
mahon instead Of me! That's what
wish!"
i would have married her." yelled
the Infatuated husband. "only she
wouldn't have me, and you would"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
For Mediterranean Defense.

Paris, Dec. 4.-The superior council
OF the navy has considered measures
necessary for the mobilization Of the
reserve squadrons for defense in the
Mediterranean in case Of sudden
AnpIn-Italian attack.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

Washington, Dec. 4.-Henry Casson
of Wisconsin will have little, If any,
opposition for the place of sergeant-at-
arms of the house. Major Russell OF
Missouri has decided not to be can
didate for reelection and Is reported
to have formally Withdrawn from the
contest.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

Lourenco Marques, Nov. 27.-Several
ambulance trains from Pretoria went
in the direction Of the Orange Free
State yesterday. 1t is evident that
heavy fighting is expected in that
neighborhood during the coming week.
Everything was quiet on the northern
border Of the Transvaal last week.
The Beers are now preparing to attack
Tull, Rhodesia, where the garrison is
busy strengthening the Notifications.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
APPLICATION FOR PASSPORTS,
State Department Receives Applications
on Behalf of 900 Miners.


on Behalf of 900 Miners.
Washington, Dec. 4. Application
was made by Gustav Thielkuhl at the
state department Friday for 900 pass
ports for members of the third expe-
dition to be sent from this country to
the Transvaal by the promoters of the
Duchesse d'Uzes legion. He failed to
secure the passports. He was told, he
says, that one reason why he could
not secure them is that they could not
be prepared before Dec. 81, the day the
third expedition would sail from New
York. The second expedition, accord
ing 20 Thielkuhl, left New York Thurs
day. Some OF the men went on a
French liner and the others in Brit
fish ship. Still others, he says, are
going On the Prairie, which is to carry
United States exhibits to the Paris ex-
position. Thielkuhl expects to go on
the third expedition Dec. u, which will
Ea.i IN q specially chartered vessel and
viii carry 80 men. The men that are
being sent abroad, he explains, are not
armed. Thieikuhlg application 10 the
state department was for 300 passports
for "an expedition Of miners 10 the
TranEFaal."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
He Knew IL Meant business.

did you ever meet woman whose
very voice thrilled you with unspeak-
able emotion?"
Eyes; that's the way my mother used
to make me rise in the morning. -
Stray Stories.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
The Leghorn chickens are the most
numerous and popular breed.
STATE OF OHIO, CRY OF TOLEDO,

LUCAS COUNTY S.
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he IL the
doing business In the City of Toledo Countv
anu State aforesaid, and that said firm will paw
the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each ana every case OF Catarrh that cannot be
cured by the use OF Halls Catarrh Cure
g. FRANK j. CHENEY
sworn 70 before me and subscribed In nv
presence, THIS 9th day OF December A. ID l8Sd
lSEALl A. w. GLEASON,
No., Notary Public.
ha. Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mncous snrtaces
VI Inc system. Send for testimonials free
II. j. CHENEY a. Co, Toledo. q
Sold by Druggists 7hc.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
New York wants Conventions.

New York, Dec. Anew York wants
the two big political conventions for
1900. Friday the city formally and
officially invited the party leaders to
bring their attractions here next year.
The action was taken by resolution
at the meeting of the board of alder
MON
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
s,an,.b pri.oner, rxpected.

Madrid, Dec. 4.-The government ex-
poets that 500 prisoners from Albay
province, rm.ippine islands. will
shortly reach Spain. The insurgents
viii liberate 1000 more in few weeks.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

Pietermaritzburg, Tuesday.-Recent
arrivals here state that heavy guns
have been mounted on hills north of
Newcastle by the Beers, who intend
to contest every inch of the way to
Pretoria. 1t is believed that Gen. Jou-
bert will make determined stand on
Grobler's hill, which is between the
Tugela river and CoIenso.
British Defeat Predicted.
Madrid, Dec. 4.-The impartial says
the British generals thought it would
be as easy to defeat the Beers as to
parade before Windsor palace. The
paper predicts Great Britains event.
ual defeat.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Sir George Turner Resigns.

Melbourne, Victoria, Dec. 2.-The
premier, Sir George Turner, has re-
signed. The governor, Lord Brassey,
has summoned A. Mclean to form a
new ministry.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Poor Consolation.

New York Journal: "Stone walls do
not prison make" quote the prison
visitor.
Maybe not" said the convict. but
they make 1t darned hard fer Teller
to gat ont"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Man who Told tho Truth.

There was a man who said, one day,
Unto himself: Hereafter /
Shall not be base enough to say
A single word that Is lie;
The truth I'll tell to each and all,
To high and low and great and SMALL"
And SO he bravely started out.
His heart was strong his spirit bold;
or all the things he talked about
The truth and nothing else was told;
He scorned the tricks OF speech
through which
Men make themselves adored and rich.
lie told the whole truth. nothing more,
And when they bore him home that
night,
His face was battered up and sore.
And he was what Is called sight,
He'd lost his job, his friends were few,
But he had learned thing or two.
From the Chicago Times Herald.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

Dropsy treated free by DIR. II. H. Green's
Sons, OF Atlanta, Ga. Tho greatest dropsy
specialists in the world. Read their adver-
tisement in another column Of this paper.
Fowls that feather and mature early
are usually good egg producers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Not What She Meant.

Philadelphia Bulletin: 80 you have
given up your music since you got
married. Mrs. Mango"
"Oh. yes; / seem to have forgotten
all l ever knew about harmony"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
BrItIsh Defeat PredIeted.
ShrnpneI Shells Ordered.

London, Dec. 4.-The government
has ordered from a private firm 1000
nine-ponud shrapnel shells to be de-
livered weekly until March rs.
London, Dec. 4.-Gen. Sir Charles
Mansfield Clarke will command the
new Sixth division, destined for serv-
ice in South Africa.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

Natural gas conveyed in bamboo
tubes was utilized in China years ago.
and one of their writer's mentions box-|
es which repeated the sounds of perl
sons voices that We're dead-a machine|
similar TO the monograph.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

The Iowa Legislature meets this winter, congress
will deal with many problems and wars In Africa
and the Philippines will lead 10 great results The
Des Molnes Daily News will tell you all about
these events and all other news OF Iowa and thoN
world, including telegraphic markets. Subscrip-
ton prices one year, 81; six months rs cent?;
three months, 90 cents, cash In advance. Address
The News, Des MOlnes, Town.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
SOME GOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL
AND SELECTED.

A Variety of Jokes, Oibes and Ironies,
Original and Standardization and
Jetsam from the Tide of Humor--
witty Sayings.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

The folding fan was invented in the
seventh century by an ingenious Jap
anese artist, who conceived the idea by
observing bat closing its wings.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Chicago board of Trade.

Chicago. Dec. 1.-The following ia
BILE shows the range Of quotations on
the board of trade today:
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Vaccinate Your Hogs.

Reliable men wanted to vaccinate swine
with DR.. Gillett's Hog Cholera Serum; lber-
al offer to field operators inclose stamp for
particulars. WI Gillett, NJ D., Parsons, Kas.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

Seven young ladies are conductors
on the electric cars OF Chilicothe, Ohio.
and five at Vincennes, Ind.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Steynsburg Bridge Down.

Cape Town. Dec. 4.-Traffic between
East London and Stormberg is inter-
rupted, owing to the destruction of the
Steynsburg bridge.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Casualties Still Unknown.

London, Dec. 4.-There Is a complete
absence of recent news of the war, and
even list of the casualties sustained
by the British in Tuesdays fight at
Modder river has not been received.
This causes uneasiness and consider
able public impatience.
1t is learned that Gen. Lord Methuen
has been REINFORCED by half bat
TALON of highlanders, and, the Daily
News says, regiment of cavalry and
a battery of artillery also The con-
tinued silence concerning his force sug-
gests the possibility of hostile move
ment in his rear.
Nothing regarding the forward move
ment in Natal has been received later
than date of Nov. %, when, it seems,
the Beers held both the railway and
wagon bridges at Colenso and were able
to destroy them when they wished.
The British were still at Frere.
No movement Of Gen. Gatacre's divi-
sion has been reported.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

1t is lawful in China tor any one dis
covering person plundering grave
to kill him on the spot.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

Ramus, the divine, was the son of a
laborer, and himself servant
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

1t costs a ship of average size about
$4,000 to pass through the nirety-two|
miles of the SueZ Canal.
Throughout Denmark there Is not a
single person who cannot read and
write.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Fight Likely at Colenso.

London, Dec. 4.-The Daily Mail
publishes the following:
"Frere Camp, Nov. 2S.-The main
body of the enemy, which returned
from Willow Grange in two columns
on our right and left TANKS, appears to
have now joined and to have reoccu-
pied their camp near Grobler's Kloof,
close to Colenso. and to be preparing
to dispute the passage of Tugela riv-
orr
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
MassIng on Spytfontein.

Kimberley, Nov. 26, via Cape Town,
Dec. 2.-The Beers have blown up two
large culverts on the railway line to-
ward Spytfontein.
The proximity of Gen. Methuen's re-
lieying column greatly cheers the gar
rison.
The Beers today were seen only in
small bands Of fifty. 1t is believed the
greater number of the Beers have gone
to Spytfontein.
Kaftlrs report two large laagers Of
$50 wagons at Olifantsdam. Cape Col
ony.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07

THE 6RIP CURE THAT DOES CURE.
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets removes
the cause that produces In Grippe. E. w.
Groves signature Is on each box. 30
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1899-12-07
Polite Attention.

Prospective Boarder-Do get all the
comforts of home?
Mrs. Hammond-Yes, sir. Home
made food and an experienced physi-
clan always on hand.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1899-01-20

as this is an exceptional price, it is bet
Ter to quote little more. Tails ut this
price arc scarcely more than q finger in
.ength, as many are required.
Capes for calling and shopping are
made exactly like evening capes. only
they are little more staid in color.
You see them very fancy, though. ard
;oticed gray melton cloth cape, lined
with pink satin, out calling recently.
frue. the wearer was in her coupe. for
The lightness of the garment would
:ave prevented one from walking in it.
The care was bordered with two very
deep rufiies of figured silk. one falling
below the other, and was trimmed
around the edge with the frilled ribbon.
1t was fancy little affair, pretty and
warm enough for this weather.
Though they made an effort to re-
rive the very long circular cape this
year, it was unsuccessful, for you~g
women DO not like to hide their dainty
figures and smart gowns under such IN
enveloping robe.-Philadelphia Press.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1899-01-20
A NEW CHARM-STRING.
1t Differs from the Old One With the
Buttons and In More In
terestinR.

The up-to-date girl has a "charm
string" Surely, ,CI remember that
!ong string of buttons of every i'm
ag:nable size, color and design tina,
YOUR old maid aunt, say. used 10 keep
hanging over a picture in her room
Her charm string" she called il
Ma 'm'selie Quatre-vingt-diX-h has
one nearly like il. The difference lies
in that while aunty was content with
ANY button. provided only il was un-
like all the others she had. Miss Ninety.
eight viii have only buttons that mean
something. The army button hatrin
she finds is common; the navy button
shirt waist studs are no longer unique.
hut 1t isn't every girl that can collect
enough buttons TO string. The up-to-
date girl is proud Of her string.
She has a button from the coat
grandfather wore on his wedding day
n button from Uncle Jacks confeGl-
craze uniform, army buttons. navy
buttons. American. English French.
Italian.
She has militia buttons. she has col
leSe fraternity buttons. she has
Loyal Legion button. she has the but
ton that foreign chevaIier wore in
1is lapel. she has campaign buttons.
She has button from the Nashville
exposition and one from Omaha. She
has button that adorned the coat of
somebody on a certain important oc-
casioD She has. in short, the latest
fad. and if you say. Button, button,
who has the button?" she viii! be only
too happy 10 answer, 81"
The girl who hasn't the button col
Getting fad has a mania for gathering
what she calls-you know she has Just
been -"belluminaia." That
is to saw. she collects all the various
small patriotic devices the war has
called forth Flag pins. flag ties. a flag
parasol. cuff buttons and spoons with
the flag OH them, bon bon boxes in the
shape of drums. prints of war scenes
i couldn't begin to tell you all the
things "belluminaia" means. 1t means,
and it's one of its chief meanings. the
spending Of an inconscionable lot of
money for things that have no use, but
it's hobby that isn't expensive. I'd
like to hear about on
Post.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1899-01-20
Startling Reformation.

Say" asked the governor, on meet
ing a warm admirer from n rural vii
lage, "has that incendiary that I par
doned at your request shown salts
factory evidence of reform?"
THE very strongest possible, gov
ernor. He'sat the head Of our volunteer
fire company."-Detroi Free Press.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1899-01-20
CopsoIation for nm Injury.

Flossie (weeping)-I am so disap-
pointed in him. am sure he was
tipsy last night. He threatened to
kiss me.
MAXWELL, there's no knowing what
men won't do when they are intoxi-
cated.-Roxbury Gazette.