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Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05

TO RENT,-Up stairs tenement. four rooms !;
bath, closet and pantry. on Maple avenue. In.
quire of ". II. buchanan, Bolster Block. room Q
119tf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05

TO RENT.-A down stairs tenement at
No. 6 Emore Street; spring water; good
tenement in a desirable and quiet location;
Ready for the first of the month"; Call at City
Hotel. *11S 1W
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05

Santiago de Chile. via Galveston, Sept.
5.--'i'hr hilcan ansp"t = hEamos has
foundercd in the strait % AaEeiian. II
is learned that no nves wcis lost.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05
MORE CLAY COUNTY TROUBLE.

rhe Feud Starts Afresh With Anoth-
er Killing.
London, Ky, Sept. 5.-Ths Clay coun-
" feud has started up again. A report
rom Manchester says that Mart Smitn
,hot and killed Deputy Sheriff Lewis,
who went out to the house OF Smith,
aear Manehester, to serve q warrant On
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05
RUTLAND RAILROAD

Time Tab Corrected to May 10, 1899.
Leave Jam. JPN. Pm. JPN. *tp.m.
Burlington $50 12.O5 1.45 $50 1905
Arrive at
EutlandVt. 11.O5 200 6.l5 500 12.10
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05
To Rent.

TO RENT.-Two FIVE room tenements, one up
atars, the other down. Inquire of j. s. Collins
Hill street. 122tf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05
SPECIAL NOTICES.
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE. First Glass Boarding House
doing good business. Two minutes walk
flom Post Office. Good reason for selling.
Inquire at this office.
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05

TO RENT. The two Offices formerly oc
cNpied by Mrs. J.. l.. Green in the Eastman
Block. 119t
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05

TO RENT-Two stores one at the corner of Main
block.-lnqure B. Tomas. 121 2w
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05

TO NT.-'Tenemen on Maple avenve.
Inquire Mrs. l.. Il. Smith, 81 Elm st. 113tf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05

TO RENT.-A six room tenement on Adj
Olson Street. Inquire Of A. II. Buzzell, Red
Star Lunch Room. Ga If
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05

TO RENT.-Tenement in Durkee Place.
Inquire of G. B. Durkee. 96-tf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05

TO RFNT.-A live room tenement or
Pearl street. Inquire Rooms and 3Gordon's
Block. 50 TT
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05

To RENT.-Two suites of rooms on
I've third floor of my block. and an office
t"om on the second floor. Inquire of l.
J. Bolster
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05

TO RENT.-Tenement Of five rooms up
stairs on Elm Street. known as the Cave house.
Spring water. Call on DR.. A. r. Field at 8
Merchant Street. 113tf
Barre evening telegram. (Barre, Vt.) 1898-19??, 1899-09-05

TO RENT-A seven-room tenement in
French Block, and four-room tenement on
West street Inquire of G b Durkee, North
Main street. S.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20
4 Valuable Means Of Kescue.

In reading the accounts of the
means employed by the New York fire
department in rescuing the inmates
OF the Windsor hotel, says a core
sponGent OF the Washington Star, L
have seen nc mention of a contrivance
which, TO my knowledge, has been in
use in Germany for the past forty
years. 1t is the sack or tunnel, open
at both ends, easily rolled up while
carried on the truck or hose carriages,
n end carried up the ladder by the
hremen The person at the window of
the burning building enters it. or, if
too demoraiized, is inserted. and grad
ually slides to earth. OF late years
this sack has been made fireproof by
the application of incombnstible chem
icals. so that it is proof against fire
as well as smoke. The inbred nodes
~ of women is such that they will re-
main in the burning building to the
last moment rather than run the risk
OF exposing their person to the assem-
bled crowd below. They will not even
descend a fire escape, and no amount
OF danger will counternct that feeling.
The same objection prevails against
their use of a rope; consequently, as
q last resort, they throw themselves
out of the window from amy height. /
have nj trials seen as many as a dozen
persons ut a time inserted into these
tunnels by tiremen, and as they travel
Mt the same rate of speed they do not
come in contact with each other. and
are landed safe and sound on terra
tirma. Every fire apparatus should
carry these coItriyanccs, and tiremen
should he periodically drilled in their
use. Public exhibitions of this kind
on snch high buildings as the Wash
ington Loan and Trust would tend to
get the community familiar with their
use and usefulness. They are easily
shifted from window to window, but
there should be enough of them to
supply all ordinary needs, and as
there are usually at least half a dozen
pieces OF apparatus at each fire. each
carrying one or more fire escapes Ghe
truck could readily carry three), there
would be nc lack of this means of es-
cape.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20
TO .MR. D0OLEYS. LAND.
Ieter Dunno Win Go There When He
Takes His Trip to london.

= eteEllanne VIII Go There n He
Takes His Trip to London.
Chicago Tribune: p. Finley Dunno
1.Mr. Dooley. in London. "Mr.
DooIcy'' has found so hearty q well
come at the British hearthstone that
he may now be regarded as properly
at home in the land of roast beef and
ale, and Mr.. Dunno finds himself al
most as lonesome as the celebrated
mar without a shadow. Anyhow, he
is going to cross the Atlantic to see
how the philosopher is getting along.
Mr.. Dunno will sail on May 10, ac-
cording to the present plans, by the
American liner New York, and will
not return before July at the earliest,
and probably not before September.
Business connected with the Brit
ish publication of his book affords the
immediate purpose of the trip. Incl
dentally Mr.. Dunno will make the ac-
quaintance of the relatives OF MFR.
Dooley" in the mother country. When
the dialogue with MIR. Hennessy" is
resumed. it is probable the philoso-
pl1er will be able to give Sir Charles
Beresford pointers on the partition of
China, and to explain the true in
wardness of Cecil Rhodes African rail
way plans.
1t WI he the first time Mr.. Dunno
has ever taken a sea voyage, and
MIR. Dooley" may be expected to de-
scribe what seasickness is like, and
those people who know certain pre-
yentives for NAL de mer.
Mr.. Dunno said he intended to go
across the Irish channel before he re-
turns and visit the homo of his an
cestors. If he can not find them any
| where between Armagh and Cork. and
Dublin and County Galway, he said he
would take ii run owe to the Persian
gulf, and, if need be, trace them to
the highlands from which the Indo-
European races are supposed to have
sprung.
He is bert upon discovering the orig
inal "Archey road" of the first Philoso-
pher Dooley.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20
VALE Ri
Half a Truth.
BY "THE

At dina 4 ne ,:tt urXt ..el; but NIL the
tine, while conversing with her on general
topic. Colonel Beauregard WIS covertly
watching the girls beautiful face saying
again ana again TO himself:
she is tacriticing herself for money, but
She is not happy. Had She rown to love
Charterisa She cannot love Aston Law.
fordI''
After dinner, when they were all in the
drawing-room, and Valerie was talking to
Gerald Beauregarl, Aston Lawford was
announced. Max, under the shelter OF his
long lashes, glanced keenly at Valerie. and
saw in her face u flash that was surely moi
pleasure; yet when Lawford came forward
she greeted him with u bright smile. and
made room for him on the couch beside
her; and presently Mr.. Beauregard crossed
the room to speak to Mrs. Langley, and
Valerie was left to Lawford's companion.
ship. Gerald's place remained vacant.
Max might have taken it; but he stood by
Mrs. Langley's chair; and seemed either tc
think he was not wanted elsewhere, or did
not care to seek Valcrie's society. Why
should he:s the girl asked herself. bitterly;
and yet her whole soul rose up in resent
ment against the tacit consignment of her
to Aston Lawford. She wound snup him,
she said to herself: and then came n reac,
ton, No, Max Beauregard might think it
was done to draw him on.
In her terror of sStylla the girl plunged
Il Charybdis, and put on her brightest
manner for Aston L;rwford, raising him to
the seventh heaven, and filing Max Beau
regard with Il keen desire to run the Iron
mar" through the body.
Presently, however, Lady Elinor said
something to her hrother-in-law, and he
crossed over to Valerie.
My sister wished me to speak to you,
Miss Herbert. > he said, "if you would make
one of our party e Tuesday ut the Ly-
ceums'
"Who are going besides Lady Elinor.'
asked Valerie, playing with her fan, trem-
bling inwardly, her young heart tluttering
like an imprisoned bird.
Hal Dallas and myself"
III shall be very happy" Valerie was
beginning, when Lawford intcrposed:
Il thought next Tuesday was ~cngaged?"
Valerie looked ut him.
"Engaged!" she repeated. "Is it?"
ooh! if that is the case,' said Colonel
BeauregcAd, n little coldly, "forgive me:
only your amt told Nellie you We're free"
Aston Lawford hooked withta frown on
the handsome soldier-there was no love
lost between these two men-and sud to
Valerie:
You half promised to go with Lettice
and ME to the German Opera!"
Did " Oh, well, II half promise is not
a whole one" returned the girl, with a
careless laugh. "Please tell Lady Elinor,
Colonel Beauregard, that l shall be very
happy to join your party on Tuesday"
Beauregard bowed gravely, and turned
away: but he heard Lawford's quick, low
question, and the girls reply:
Surely, Valerie, you cannot prefer to go
with thcm?"
'Snrely, Mr.. Lawford, | am not going to
give rhyme aud reason for all l do, to any
one. Pray understand tllat!'
And MaX set his teeth like a vice.
Was Valerie an Unborn coquettc. selling
herself to one man, yet bent on the con-
quest Of all? Truly, it seemed as if She
WAS. '7 #. #'
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20

Gelivora, which is the northNrnmost
railroad station of the world, received
525, 600 tons Of ore from the iron mines
in Sweden last year.
The most curious paper weight in the
world belongs to the prince Of Wales
1t is the mummitied hand of one of tho
daughters Of Pharaoh.
The greatest height above the sea
over which y canal has been carried by
means Of locks was on the old Ohio
canal in Portage county.
In Berlin a number Of doctors have
started a "waremhaus," OF. warehouse,
for the supply Of general merchandise,
US well us medical stores.
The people Of Great Britain consume
less tobacco per head than those of any
other civilized country, only twenty
three ounces to the %inhabitant.
Over 400 diamonds are known to
have been recovered from the ruins OF
Babylon. Many are uncut, but most
are polished on one or two sides only.
Partisan restaurant keepers mix a lit
tie honey with their butter. This gives
it an agreeable flavor, it is claimed, and
makes inferior butter more paiatable.
A decapitated snail, kept in q moist
place. will in a few weeks grow a new
head. quite as serviceable and good
looking as that which was taken away.
Many glass manner found in
Etruscan tombs contain small objects.
Or images in the interior. How tho
ornaments were made is still a mystery.
Search is now beng made in the SUBJ
%terranean rooms of the great Kremlin,
of Moscow. for the famous library OF
Ivan W., surnamed the Terrible. Eight
hundred famous but lost manuscripts
sre supposed to be hidden there.
A correspondent supplies an ingen-
ious answer to the question, "IYlio is
She devils wifep" thus: The devil is
the father of lying. Lying is inven.
ton. Necessity is the mother Of inven-
ton, necessity is therefore the devils
wife"
In a New York public school are two
handrails along the stairs, one in the
usual place on the top Of the balustrade.
and the other at about half the height
Of the balusters; a handrail for tho little
children as well as for children OF
larger growth.
The sky is winter over the cultivated
than over the uncultivated portions OF
the earth's surface because q great deal
of coarse dust is present in the atmos-
phere in the former instance. with the
result that a larger proportion Of white
light is diffused.
An English chemist named Arsa,
strong asserts it as his belief that NJ
chemical action even takes place except
in the presence of some substance capa-
BILE of being 1eccmposed by electricity,
and that therefore all chemical phenom-
ena are electrical.
Out OF the total population of France
t3S, 133, 355 in 1917 nearly one-hali
1886. $3.50 derives its living from aga
r%icuiture, $3.50, DIG persons tliling their
own land. In the last forty years the
agricultural part of the population hu
diminished 10 per cent.
Some time ago the City of Lawrence
Mass, discovered that its death rats,
from typoid fever was higher than that
of any other town in New England
After an investigation of the cause the
water supply of the place was filtered
through sand, and the mortality from
the disease has fallen from 43 to 8 in
six months.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20

No "Orange' Tea if He Knew II.

Anastatia O'Dwyer, u pretty, buxom
specimen of the true Irish colleen, lives
with her parents in the classic precincts
of the Lumber district. Among her
friends she was known as Brownie"
possibly because her hair was brown and
maybe because she looked like one of
Palmer Cox favorite types. Brownie"
was in love, like all hef girl friends, and,
having been to a select school in West
Troy, She was looked upon as the belle
OF the district.
Her father had made o selling
building-sand off another mans lot and
they lived in pretty good stvle.
Brownie" came home for her summer
vacation the other day, and "the old
man." as she still called her father,
wanted to have some sort of a social
celebration of the event. How good of
you. pop" said Brownie" when she
heard Of it.
Devil a bit do 1 care for the ixpinse.
Brownie, but we mustn't have u blow.
out" said the old man as he hung his
red shirt on the piano and wiped the
sweat of good honest toll from his broe.
with the plush draperies.
How delightful" gushed Brownie"
w will have All orange tea"
IAN orange tay, is itp" said Pop"
Faith an yees IL have nc orange tay in
this house. If it's tay yees must have
it'll be Crane tay or nc tay at ais
albany Journal.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20
The Next Morning.
"How do you feel after last

= Inc NeAe nAoIHinks
Life: How do you feel after last
night?"
Rocky. How do you?.
Fair. Wife awaken"
Yes. Yours?"
Yes"
wild. Yours?"
Don't mention it."
= don't know that it pays after ALL"
Nor L."
up late. Too many cigars-noth-
ing in it,"
That's SO. AT ARE intervals all
but constant thing-never!"
Right. Great jackpot"
The last one. Yes. Say, why
didn't you call me in chat first round?"
You had me beat all right"
II had only W. small pair"
That was enough
II must be getting to the Office
Me too. Coming again tonight?"
"YeS-I guess So"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20
Her Impression.

New York World: do you Like vio-
lets@" asked the sedate girl.
Yes, indeed" answered the frivol-
Gus one.
II think there is nothing more
charming than to wander out into the
woods and fields
Woods and fields!" was the disap-
pointed rejoinder. 20, dear! I thought
you were talking about bonnet trim.
mings."
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20
Erance,s New President.

The new president of France is
calm, sane and a trife bourgeois. He
looks like a man who would infusa
into French politics as much vigor az
Hostettcr's Stomach Bitters will into
the rundown system Of anyone who
uses it. 1t is an absolute cure for all
stomach disorders.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20

King Oscar, of Sweden and Norway,
has conferred the Order of Nasa on
August Jefferson, OF Washington in
recognition of his services in founding
colonies of his cCuntrylnen in Amer
lea.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20

acted as to imply that abe scarcely cared 10
remember the past, and certainly not to
encourage more than mere acquaintance.
ship in the present. She had been cruel
and unjust to him. and he had thrust the
dagger into the sheath when she herself
had put it naked into his hands.
once more the curtain rose, and the play
went on: and gradually Lady Elinor grew
more tranquihzed, though she hailed with
satisfaction the fall of the green curtain.
YOU'RE glad it is all over, eh, Nellies,
asked Colonel Beauregard, quizzically. as
he took up Vulerie's mantle.
Wicked fellowl Yes. 1 am; and I am
glad Mr.. Lawford wasn't in the house. for
he would have been rushing round hike a
mailman to make sure that Valerie was
not reduced to ashes"
HE would have known, L hope,' said
Colonel Beauregard, quietly, though he
was white with suppressed passion at the
implied ownership of the girl, that Valerie
was in safe hat,ds.''
And as he spoke lie drew the manila
carefully about her; but there was no ten
derness in his touch now, and Valerie felt
as II turned to stone, her silence lending
strength to the impression that she atlcast
did not repudiate Aston Lawford's claim
to take n special interest in her.
"Oh, yes, Of counsel" said Lady Flinor:
'but then. you know-thanks, Mr.. Dallas
-that-'
81 know" interrupted Colonel Beaure-
gard, rather shortly, that If you are much
longer Mrs. Langley will Imagine we have
spirited Valerie away altogether between
us. Arc you ready"
yes, yes. You military men always
want things to be done so quickly. That
is right. Draw the hood well over my head,
Mr.. Dallas, or shall get neuralgia. You
never have that, yaleric-fortunate grill
Thanks, MIR. Dallas"
And Lady Elinor at length tripped out
of the box, and Max followed with Valerie.
Fancy" said Lady Elinor, when bid
ding adieu to Valerie in Upper Brook
Street, "how time flies! Henley next week,
and.the season nearly over! l hope the
weather will be finer
yes, indeed. Goodnight, and thanks
30 much for my pleasant evening. Good
night, Colonel Bcauregard.''
Continued Next Week.)
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20
Farmers and Binders Irvine.

The offer made elsewhere in this pa
per by the John NJ. Smyth Company,
of Chicago. to furnish farmers with
Binder Irvine is certainly something
unprecedented in these days. The
prices are named OH the different
grades OF Twine and the privilege of
examination and comparison with other
qualities and values offered each pur-
chaser. The firm making these offers
is one Of the most reliable aud eX-
tensive In the United Stntcs.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20

Shaw: Great gravity is generally
cultivated and is only Worn by those
who have the nos use for it. GRAVITY
is II defensive armor.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20

David Rankin, one of the few mil
lionaire farmers in the country, owns
$4,000 acres of Missouri land, all of
which has been bought since 1867.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20
Sub Rosa.

When the green gifts back In the treen and
bees
Is Il buzZin' aroun' again
In that kind OF lazy go us you please
Old gait they bum roun' in:
When the groun's all bald where the hay rick
stood,
And the crick's riz, and the breeze
ConNes the bloom IN the old dogwood,
And the green gifts back In the trees,
Like. MS l say, In SIGH scenes as these
Tn time when the green gifts back in the
trees.
When the whole tail-feathcrs o. winter time
Is all pulled out and gone!
And the sweat i.Ttarts out on
A fellows forrerd a-gittin' down
Atthe old spring on his knees 49,
l kind O like .jes' a-loaferin' 'rouu' 0-a-
When the green gifts back In the trees
Jest a-putterin' 'roun' rs I-durn-please-
When The green, you know, gifts back III the
trees.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20

Tit-Bits: Proud Mother--"Oh, JOHN,
the baby can walk"
Cruel Father-'Good. lie can walk
the floor with himself at night then
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20
Hou,a This.

How's This.
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
III. CHENEY & co. Proprietors,
Toledo, Ohio.
We the undersigned have known f. j.
Cheney for the last tiftaen years. and be-
ness transactions and financially able to
carry out any obligation made by their
firm.
West & Truax Wholesale Druggists, To.
ledo!EO.
Walaing. %Iliinnnn & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo. o..
HaiIa Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood II mucous
surfaces Of the8system. 8prlcs IS cents per
bottle, sold2by MI druggists testimonies
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20

Senator Fairbanks. of Indiana, is
said to be one of the greatest readers
liz the senate. All new books. espe-
cially history and fiction, are at once
purchased by him.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20

IhD .-C0s of bad health that R.I.I..AtS s viii
l2i ',ne,it. Send 8 cents IN Rinaps Chemical Co.
Sew York. for 10 samples AID 1901 tcstim0niaIs.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20
1.-THE More You Say the Less
People Remembers" One
Word With You,
SAP POLIO

The Way OF IL Maid.
My son, can You see through a grindstone?
Have you solved the charade Of the
Sphinx?
Have you mastered the squaring of cir
cles, and dug up a few missing links?
Well, perhaps, If you're patient and lucky,
you'll learn how a Young Woman
thinks.
Is she always dressed to receive you. and
Reckless from slipper to glove?
Does she always seem anxious to please
you all Other Fellows above2
My son. they prink for a conquest, but
SIT in the ashes with love.
When she babe Him walk to the club
house, but drove you down in her
cart.
You thought she was showing you favor?
Son! what Il ninny thou art!
Why. he knew that She knew that he
her heart!
She always asks you to linger. and hints
that the other may go;
you almost fee! surrowfnl for him.
she seems to be freezing him so;
And is 1t for you she is melting2 Well,
Sonny. just ask and you'll know!
My Son, have you walked ere the weasel?
Can YOU open the eyes of the bl!ndf
you dug up the end of the rainbow
and mapped the ways of the wind?
Well, try to be patient II lucky, and
fathom q Young Woman's mind!
w. NJ. Gee, In Puck.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20
Pantry

Life: Mrs. Aufait-Now, Nora, be
very careful Of this cut glass punch
bowl. 1t cost n mint of money.
Nora-Indadc, MIN! Well, it's rale
tough. Sure an drapped it three
times already an nivir faxed it.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20

Rfrs. tVinaIOw's soorrISG SrnuP for children
~ter.sins. softehs thc gums. reduces infn u lnation.
a.lnys palm. curcs viad cole. go q bottlp.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20

TIE NJ sr VIOLENT EXPLOSIONS of Coughing arc
ElhpF,I by HAIRS liuSNN os HoRgunrND AND TAR.
PIXIES TOoTiI AGILE DMnl.s Gnrt 81 ono Minute.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1899-05-20
A Lovely Treasure.

The BRIDES fair cheeks were dampened
with the tears born in her eyes.
AS gazed she on the wreckage of her half
pies,
And, as her mind reverted to some other
things she'd spoiled.
The grief within her bosom like q seeth-
ing cauldron boiled.
II make so many ~blunders," she unto her
husband said,
THAT o must almost hate me! Oh, I
wish that 1 were dead!'
And that eccentric husband this sweet
consolation spake:
"They are nothing to the blunders that
my mother used to make"
Denver Post.