The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1899-09-20
FOR SALE BY j. e. KAUFMANN.

She-"He says be loves me; yet he
has only known me two days." Her
Frierd-"Well, perhaps that's the
reason, dear"
BEST on the market for coughs
and colds and all bronchial troubles;
for Group it has no equal" writes
Henry R. Whitford, South Canaan,
Conn, Of One Minute Cough Cure.
J. E. Kaufman.
Senator Jones, chairman of IL Q
national Democratic committee will
return from Europe to be in Chicago
by October l.
At is when a man is in trouble
that he knows the value of wife.
B-Yes; he can put all his property
in her name.
Two streets in Pinar del Rio,
; which have heretofore borne the
names of two saints, will hereafter be
called Gomez and Mckinley.
On an eight-mile road now being
built in Missouri to connect with the
NJ ssouri, Kansas and Texas, a
bridges are to be constructed.
Consul johnson reports from Hon
duras that the planters have twarted
the efforts of banana trust to lower
the price Of that fruit.
NJ. B. Peavey, Byrunville, Ca,
writes: DR.. NJ. A. Simmons Liver
Medicine cured my whole family of
Chi!ls and Fever. It also cures Dys-
pepsia and Headache. I believe it
stronger than Zeilin's and Black
Draught.
The experiment Of enlisting natives
Of the West Indies into the American
army has proved quite successful in
the case of the Porto Rican battalion.
Power will intoxicate the best
hearts as wine the strongest heads.
No man is wise enough nor good
enough to be trusted with unlimited
power.
Doesn't your mother-in law take
any interest in your domestic affairss"
"Oh, yes; she backs up my wife and
the cook when I find fault witt tie
dinner"
G.eenville is to have an electric
road il the near future. The Green
Vile Traction Company have applied
for a charter with capital stock of
100000.
E. E. Turner, Compton, Mo, was
cured of piles by DeWitt's Witch
Hazel Salve after suffering seventeen
years and trying over twenty reme-
dies. Physicians and surgeons en-
dorse it. Beware of dangerous
countelfeits. J. E. Kaufman.
The war department orders that
each regiment of artillery will here.
after consist of 12 batteries of heavy
of 1l3 men each and two batteries of
1872 meE each.
The Sumter electric light plant
has changed hands and will be con-
solidated with one of the ice factor
les there, increasing the capacity by
a 80 ton machine.
D4WittS Little Eirly tlsers per-
manently cure chronic constipation,
biliousness, nervousness and worn
out feeling; cleanse and regulate the
entire system. Small, pleasant,
never giipe or famous little
pills" J. E Kaufman.
rs Jimmy French a good little
bo,?' No" Then why d. you
play with him so ofttn?" well, his
mother buys him a lots of candy,
and I'm bigger than be is"
Papa-I hear you were bad girl
today and had to be spanked. Small
Daugbter-Mamma is awful strict.
If I'd "a known she used to be
school teacher, Id "a told you not 10
marry her.
The pain Of burn or scald is al
most instantly relieved by applying
Chamberlain's Pain Balm. It also
heals the Injured parts more quickly
than any other treatment, and with.
cut the burn is very severe does not
leave scar. Fer sale by J. E.
Kaufman.
June bugs are thick in parts Of
Germany this year. At Brody school
children lately gathered 25a hundred
weight from sixteen acre field.