Arizona republican., 1899-08-18
GLOBE SIGHTS
CFrom the Atchison GIobe.)

! We are occasionally shocked by see
| ing : thin whita wais. worn over
! black corset
Some families seem to be made up
entirely of children; you never near OF
! the father and mother
This IS the season when every man
* RECALLED at dinner with the story that
his kitchen is the hottest on earth
When woman comes home from
town. md runs over 10 a neighbor's
with bundle in her arms, it means
that sh5 got a bargain.
When a man makes IN appointment
with a book agent, he asks his clerks
10 remind him TO. Leave for home be-
fore the time rolls around.
Young men mus. save themselves:
sCciatfes can't do it. young nun
who has the right stuff in him is DIS
gusted every time a society tries TO
save" him
Be properly surprised when 4 gossip
tells that Nj A. is firing. If you are
not, the gossip will add that Mr.. A
les run of with another woman, and
heat his wife before he went. The
ambition CT a gossip is 10 astound and
startie. md he will keep On talking
till he does.
A polite way of calling a wcmsn a
gossip is to say that she is critical
If anything is done in the name OF
/ love, its stiffness becomes romance to
the women
There couldn't be a funn.er combina-
lion than when ? sensible business We
man falls in love and begins TO act
coy.
If a man is a good husband. he gets
no crsdi. for 1t; the neighbors say II is
because he is too afraid of his wife to
be any other kind.
A man who is satisfied TO catch his
opponents jack two or three times d
day. and spand his time in playing
cards, cannot amount TO much.
The man who throws cca1 into a hCt
furnace for a living has one advantage
over his employee; his wife doesn't
throw 1t up to him that he sis in 4
cool Office al day
An Atchlson girl is in love in the
old fashioned weeping willow style,
and looks SO pale and talks 50 mucn
about The Grave, that every one knows
what is the matter with her.
The golf skirts the women are pre-
pairing for fall, ere rainy day skirts
under new name. No one plays golf
in Atchison, but we must have short
golf skirts. and will therefore wear
them on rainy days. The women would
wear lOw-necked party dresses to go
Wading in if no other opportunity Of
fared for wearing them.
1t is not the work a man does that
tires him; it is getting lid Of bcres.
When man is missing, every ones
first impulse is to count the women
left in town, to see if one is short
An Atchison girlzhas n suit called
her Funston suit 1t stops above
the knees, and she wears II in going
wading
The average man never thinks it is
time wasted to hunt up another man,
and point out where he has made
mistake.
When a man refuses to have his
teeth cared for. saying tina he can't
afford it, it means that he Jacks the
necessary nerve.
When milliner announces that she
has gone east" to buy goods, tie
other miIliners know of i If she
would have taken to go as lar as New
York.
Every time a woman attends
home makers convention, 1t means
poorer cooks at home. mere disc IN
tened men, and better business at the
restaurants where male cooks are en-
ployed.
People who live in 5own with two
railroads. are usually inclined to be
smart Alexis. People who live N 4
town with one railroad. Or three, or
zen, are ali right, but il0se VINO live
in a town with two railroads, are
usually little bit gay
AtchisOn people generally have a
great deal CT respect for Lysander
John Appleton He has earned