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The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

A moralistic failure is a man who
gives you advice about getting on in
the world, then winds up by striking
you for a loan.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

It occasionally happens that a man
dislocates his common sense when he
falls in love.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

not care how many good things get
away from the Cuban soldiers.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

Bigamist Bates wants to marry
again. Some people never learn any
thing by experience.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

Occasionally we meet a man whose
mind is so weak that it can't even
wander.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

Lots OF men who imagine they have
a literary bent soon find themselves
broke.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

When a man reaches the end OF his
collateral he is pawn-broke.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
Pictures Made of tho Voice.

To take a picture of your voice 1t is
only necessary to tie a sheet of thin,
strong. paper over the f1aring end of an
old tin horn. Hold the horn with the
sheet of paper upward. Take a little
pinch of fine sand and place it in the
center of the paper. Then hold the
horn vertically above your face and
sing a note into the lower end of the
instrument. Do not blow, but sing
the note. Now lower the horn care
fully and look at the sand. You will
find that the vibrations of your voice
have scattered the pinch Of sand into
a beautiful sound picture. Every note
in the musical scale will produce a
different picture, so you may produce
o great variety of them. Some of these
pictures look like pansies, roses and
other flowers, some like snakes, and
others like flying birds; in tSc4, there
is no limit to the variation. The pic
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

The golden rule measures exactly
twelve inches to the foot.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

only those on the lower part of the
wheel are in favor of revolutions.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

The young husband forsakes his club
during the honeymoon-unless he's a
policeman.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

II a girl will not marry when she
may she may not marry when she
will,
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

AS the Dom Paul of the Samoan dis
trict old Mr.. Mataafa has found life
exciting but more or less uncertain.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

The average burlesque actress is SIM
ply what the name would indicate.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

Pe-ru-na. This has been my expert
ence. A friend in need is a friend in
deed, and every bottle of Pe-ru-na l
ever bought proved a good friend to
me."-Susan Wymar.
Mrs. Margaretha Dauben, 1914 North
Superior ST., Racine City, Wis, writes:
81 feel so well and good and happy
now that pen cannot describe it. Peru
ma is everything to me. l feel healthy
and well, but If l should be sick | Will
know what to take. l have taken sew
eral bottles of Pe-ru-na for female
complaint. I am in the change Of life
and it does me good"
Send for a free book written by DR..
Hartman, entitled Health and
Beauty" Address Dr.. Hartman, Co
lumbus. o.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

If a man speaks and acts as his con-
science dictates he is called a crank.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

There must be warmth in the spark
lie of a diamond. A glove is seldom
worn on q jeweled hand.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

4heatrical angels rush in where wise
men fear to tread.
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
Advice.

Never object to chaperones. This is
an age OF litigation and sympathetic
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01

An extensible car step, which APP
pears to fill a long-felt wan in the
construction of railroad cars, has been
designed by Harlow e. Sphinx of Os-
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
NodJ S~aAdabMl2g
&azaasl2lM~

Hoods pills cure liver Ills the nonirritating ana
only cathartic to take with Hoods Sarsaparilla,
The Dupuyer acantha. [volume] (Dupuyer, Mont.) 1894-1904, 1899-06-01
Laugh ON, Oh,
Murrnuring Spring.

It Is the time to laugh, the
year fresh prime. Sensible
people nov do the same that
Nature doeS-ain to be purf-
fled, andforthe Samereasons.
Iheyasethatm arVelouS blood
purifier. Hood SarSaparMa,
that never diSappoints.
Its work and worth are known world
wide as a household medicine.
Catarrh-"Disagreeabl catarrhal drop.
pings in my throat made me nervous and
dizzy. My liver was torpid. Hoods Sar-
saparilla corrected both troubles. My
health is very good" MRS. ELvIRA J.
SMILEY, 292 Main St., Auburn, Maine.
Eruptlons ~ spent hundreds of dol
lars to cure eruptions on my right leg with
out permanent good. Six bottles OF Hoods
Sarsaparilla completely cured me. / am
very. grateful" HERMAN BARTLETT, 462
Ninth Ave-, New York City.
Asthma was troubled with asthma
Tor many years, being worse spring and fall.
Nc medicine awaited until / took Hoods
S~arsaparilla which completely cured me.
Many others heard of my cure and they use
hoods" &. l.. RHODES, Etna, Ohio.
H0od5 SMdabmdas
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

siles on the Republican Guards, but
finally these were dislodged. Twenty
anarchists were arrested, taken to the
police station, searched and found to be
carrying revolvers, loaded sticks and
knives.
When the police entered the church
the anarchists had just set fire to the
pulpit. The interior of the ediice was
a complete wreck. Several valuable,
old pictures that can never be replaced
were ruined.
Fifty-six Persons Injured.
Nfty.six persons have been reported
injured, including several policemen.
Nearly all We're hurt by being crushed
or trodden under foot.
A body of rioters who had taken re-
fuge in the courtyard of the Care de
l'Est was expelled by the police, who
made 25 arrests. Quiet has now been
restored.
The prefecture of police gives the fol-
lowing statistics Of yesterdays riots:
Three hundred and eighty persons were
injured, 800 were taken to the hospitals,
80 police agents were wounded, besides
Commissaries Coulter and Dolmine.
One hundred and fifty persons were
arrested, of whom so are detained in
custody.
A lamentable feature of the affair is
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

The Manila Register enters a COM
plant against the establishment of a
third paper in that town. For a town
the size of Manila one good paper is
sufficient. 1t would lessen the cost to
the advertiser and be just as effective
in reaching the people. 1t would be
able to give better news service. For
while three papers may manage to
gather a trifle more news, still, at least
seventy-fve per cent of other matter is
necessarily the same. just as is the
case in Denison where the Bulletin and
Journal are made up of three-fourths of
news which has always been published
in tie REVIEW. The Manila Register
is, to a certain extent, however, respOn-
slble for the present complicated news.
paper situation in that town. There ia
no necessity Tor a local paper published
in a small community, taking sides and
trying to create strife among it's own
people as the Manila papers have done.
II Is true that county seat papers must
0S more or less OF Q political nature.
The two great parties demand that
each shall have some organ thron@S
which they can express themselves and
through which their principles and
their candidates may be supnorted
This leads to strife between papers in
the same way as street corner political
arguments often lead to personalities
between the debators. The REvrnw
has a habit of saying what itmeans and
calling mud mud, when necessary.
The strength of its attacks upon soma
features OF democratic rule in this
county have been greater because the
REVIEW has invariably kept within fhe
limit of the truth. And SO long AZ wn
state nothing but the truth we fear no
contradiction and no amount of par
sonal abuse or threats of personal
violence can move us from what wa
consider the right course.
The following. is the Manila Rapis.
ter's plaintiff wall against three papers
in their town:
The third paper has been launched
upon the long suffering Manila
people. Its publisher confesses that he
realizes that he has a fight before him.
He is quite right. Our experience in
the newspaper field during the past
three years has revealed to us the fact
that there is not business enough in
this line in Manila to even pay the
running expenses of three newspaper
offices. Yes, there will be a fight: q
fight for business, a fight for bread and
butter, a fight for life. and a fight in
which one, two or maybe all three Of
the papers will 60 into bankruptcy,
Divide up your patronage and let the
good work go on.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

The Cerro Gordo County Republican
opposes biennial elections on the
ground that annual campaigns are
needed to educate the people. We do
not believe that this is true, We be-
lieye that the large sums of money
necessarily and unnecessarily expended
by annual elections could be saved
with profit to the people. We believe
that annual elections tend to foster the
professional schemer who makes his
living out of campaigns and party
politics. We believe that the business
interests of the country demand as lit
tie disturbance as is compatible with
good government. Everyone knows
that for six weeks prior to an election,
business is comparatively at a stand.
still. Travelling men will tell you SO.
Retail merchants will proclaim the
same fact. We do not believe there is
any danger to the people from one year
of rest from politics. We do not be.
lieve they will think any the less mol
that they will lose their interest in
good government. We sincerely hope
that Senator Titus amendment to the
constitution will ultimately become q
part of our organic law and that Iowa
will cease to come to a business stand.
still six weeks out of every year to de.
eide the mOmentOus as to who shall
hold a few of u state and county
offices.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

The democrats of Carroll county seem
to have repudiated brother Colclo and
all OF his work. Atthec convention held
a week ago Saturday. Mr.. Colclo was
defeated for the treasurership. and the
Sentinel was given a roast in the plat
form of the most severe kind. We do
not believe that this course has helped
the democracy of Carroll county as the
Sentinel has always been ~steadfast in
the support of democratic principles.
It is possible undoubtedly that they
have objected to certain candidates
from personal reasons. But we do not
believe that Carroll county democracy
will gain anything by repudiating its
only strong party paper.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22
HHbWAs a MASON.
Yet the rhfeelins Inner Guard Gave
Him the Grand Laugh.

.SS OAA NaS
Him the Grand Laugh.
A we'll known Chicago publisher,
speaking of scenes and incidents in
that city In the trying days after the
big fire, said: sThe great fire was q
thing of the recent past and the down
town portion of the city a scene Of the
greatest confusion. About 8 O'Clock in
the evening, while IN my way t. my
home in the west division, I was ac-
costed by a man of respectable appear
ance, who asked me to give him the
price of a lodging.
"tI'm not a peggar,' said he, but
I'm in hard luck. A man told me that
some Masons were in session over this
way. If 1 could find them, I'd be all
right
"I happen to know a lodgeroom on
Canal street, whore there is q meeting
tonight said I. Come along, I'll take
YOU there
"TThe place reached, I conducted him
upla long flight Of stairs and knocked
Mt ia door.
z I'm not a Mason said I to a man
who seemed to be acting in the ca
pacity of a guard, but I've run across
olle of your fraternity who seems to be
In hard luck. l take 1t you'll be glad to
do something for him.
"Congratulating myself on having
done a good act, I pushed my chance
acquaintance forward and retreated
toward the stairway. A whispered con-
v%ersation ensued. when the guard ex-
claimed:
"'You're not a Freemasonv
"'No,' replied my late charge, but
I'm a stone mason out of a job
"The roar Of laughter that issued
from the half open door made me wish
myself a Mason. AS it was, I hur-
riedly quilted the place."-Chicago
Chronicle.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22
FURY OF PARIS MODS.
Sunday Riots, Recalling Some
Aspects of Commune.
WILD HORDE PILLAGEsA CHURCH.

Affairs and Statues Smashed and CruciAx
Is Thrown Into tho Nre-Exoitable
French Capital Torn by Anarohlsts.
Hundreds Injured.
PARIS, Aug. el.-Paris was yesterday
the scene Of most serious disturbances,
recalling some aspects Of the commune.
1s response to an appeal Of the Journals
LIE Peuple and La Petite Republique,
groups Of anarchistsan socialists gath
cred about 8 O'Clock In the afternoon in
the Place de Ia Republique. The po-
lice had taken precautions and there
seemed no danger Of disorders.
Sebastian Faure and Faberot, well
known revolutionary anarchists, were
the ringleaders. Faure, standing on
the pedestal Of the statue which rises
In the center Of the Place de la Repub.
lique, addressed the crowd. Among
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

4u0 O6ulOCT0LS OF CRAWFORD county |
will soon have their ticket to decide
upon. 1t is without question that Mi.
Blume will be renominated for repre-
sentative, unless Romans should feel
that he had not had sufficient honors
and should choose to run for that Office
himself. For the treasurership there
are several candidates mentioned. We
have heard that Mr.. Lorenzen will be a
candidate to succeed himself, and have
also heard the names of Mayor Charles
Kemming and Mr.. j. p. Jones. The
machine has spoken against Mr.. Jones'
candidacy, and it is not probable that
he will be nominated. Geo. Myers will
succeed himself for the nomination of
superintendent, rs will MIR. Jepsen for
the board OF supervisors; the other
member has not been decided upon by
the Denison gang. For sheriff Mr..
Bell will be nominated in spite of the
gang, who dislike him strongly on &C.
count of his friendship to Shaw Van.
The Vail Observer states that Mr..
O'Hare is not a candidate for county
attorney at present. AT present" is
suggestive Of what may come to pass.
The avowed are r. Shaw Van, who
wishes to complete the term for which
he was appointed to fill the vacancy
caused by the disqualification of Col.
Wright, and MIR. Goldschmidt, who re-
lies upon his nationality and upon his
%observancy to Romans to pull the
coveted plum. The gangs organ here
in Denison has intimated that the RE.
VIEW is friendly to Mr.. Shaw Van, and
is following his interests. The truth is
that the REVIEW does not care a cop
per whether Shaw Van is nominated or
not, and would certainly oppose his re-
election, if he we're nominated. The
insinuatiOn was made solely to preju-
dice democrats against him, and is.
made on account of the fact that Ro-
mans has, for some reasons best known
to himself, received a violent hatred
for Shaw Van. Mr.. Shaw Van helped
Romans during his congressional race
and fought Shaw under Romans direc-
ton as diligently as any democrat in
this county. So that his record on these
two great principles of Crawford coun-
ty democracy is clear. We all know
that Mr.. Caswell is in such position
that he is obliged to spit whenever
Romans takes the chew, and this ac-
counts for his opposition to a man ap.
pointed by the board of supervisors, all
of whom are democrats. The REVIEW
is not taking up the fight for ShawVan.
He has been identified with a gang too
long for us to have any affection for
him, but we shall watch the fight with
interest. Mr.. Shaw Van has absolutely
no chance for winning. Romans is as
supreme and ~autocratic in the Demo
cratic party in this county as the czal
is throughout the Russias. How long
this power of wealth without brains
shall dominate is unknown to us, but
we trust the time will come when the
democrats of this county will cease te
be subservient tools to n mans desiu
for personal vengence. AS for Cas-
well, we feel sorry for him. A news
paper man should be independent il
his actions so far as possible. Wher
the editor becomes a mere hireling, q
mouth piece. splitter Of some Other
mans tobacco juice, he so lowers him
self and his paper as to lose the respect
even of his partisans.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

that it will be regarded asa pro-Dreyfns
demonstration and react greatly to the
detriment Of the chances of acquittal.
It is much to- be feared that yesterdays
scenes werfsue to tho the
governme1Rlinaats displayed over the
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22
THOROUGHBRED
DUROC JERSEY HOGS
FOR SALE.

A choice lot of Fall Bears and
Sows from my celebrated Duroc-
Jersey herd are for sale. Bears
ready for service and sows are
bred for September farrow. These
animals are from the herd which
took first premium at the last
county fair. Many have been
sold in this county ard have given
splendid satisfaction. Spring
pigs are now ready for shipment.
For particulars address
NJ. E.
Defiance, Iowa.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

PRESBYTERIAN.
Sabbath services after first day Of May at
l0:sO q. m, and 8 p. m. Sabbath school at 1l:45
a, m. and Young Peoples Christian Endeavor
at Z $50 p. m. Bible class ard Teacherss' meet
ing Immediately after prayer meeting. Choir
practice Friday at 40 p. m. Ladies' Aid every
| sionary Society every second Friday Of the
| month. REV. A. g. MARTYR, Pastor.
cHURCH OF JESUS CHRISTI. d. s,
U Services every Sunday at 11:OO a. m. and
900 p. m. Sunday School at 1O:0Oa q. m.
J.T. TURNER, Pastor,
Deloit. Iowa.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22
He Saw Her Home.

On a rainy Afternoon not long ago
one Of the pretty young. matrons of
Connecticut avenue left the car from
which she had ridden up town and
darted through the drizzle toward her
home, q few doors from the corner. She
had.no umbrella. AZ Willie of the char
acteristic type, who was riding in the
same car, noticed that she had no UNI
brella. He was right after her with his
own umbrella up and extended.
"May I see you hdme, miss?" he in
CURED languishingly, stepping up
alongside of her.
She turned to him with a dazzling
smile.
Certainly" she replied. Watch
me-" And she ran up the steps Of her
home and entered the yestibule door
without looking back.
"The rude thing!" lauttered the VIII
lie, blushing to the Hoots of it's wavy
hair, as Laura Jean would say, and
then it took the next car.-Washington
Post.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

DENIsoN LODGE. NO, ess, 10. OF.
Meets every Wednesday evening at 8 O'Clock in
Laub's Hall: Odd Fellows visiting in the city
are especially invited.
A. G. STUEBER. N. G. CHAs. FLINT, Sec'y.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

. Flowers are the terrestrial stars that
bring down heaven to earth and carry
up our thoughts from earth to heaven,
the poetry Of the Creator written in
beauty and fragrance.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

DENIsuN CAMP. NO. Bis, M. w. A., Deni-
son. Iowa. Regular meetings Thursday night.
Visiting W0odmen rendered a cordial welcome.
f.. GULIcg. Clerk. w. j. HORTON, VIC.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22
DENISON

DELoTT CAMP. NO. 1881, NJ. w. A., Deloit,
Iowa, Regular meetings every Saturday night,
Visiting Woodmen always welcome.
STANLEY BROWN, CLERK. OR. WILEY, VIC.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

BAPTIST.
u Preaching services at 10 30 a. m. and z 80
p. M. Young Peoples Union Monday evenings
at $50. Prayer meetings Thursday evenings at
Z 80. Ladies' prayer meetings Friday after
first Sunday of each month. Sunday school III
1850. REV. F. W BATEsoN. Pastor.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

sIDoNIA LODGE. NO. 8as. L. o. o. F, Ger
mal) Meets every Friday night, in Laub's Hall
at 8 O'Clock. Visitors especially welcomed.
FRED CLAUsEN, N. G. PETER KRAUTH, Sec'y
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

HAwKEYE CAMP NO. 76, wooDMEN OF
THE WORLD. Meets every Saturday evening
at 8 o'clock in Laub's Hall. Visiting soyereigns
invited.
G. B. WAIKER. &C. j. +. CAREY. Clerk.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

GERMAN nj. &. CHURCH.
y y u Services .T ' pss every sun nd Nan Sunday ! i School 8 l 81; 3
Class meeting 1880. Prayer meetings ever,
Wednesday evening.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1899-08-22

EPISCOPAL.
E Services on Fourth Sunday evening by Raw
Talbot. Services Tuesday evening after Second
Sunday of each month by Rev. Allen Judd.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-11-16
Assistant Postmaster General Nca

Assistant Postmaster General Heath
Srronmly Urges Its Extension.
Washington. Nov. CA vigorous
plea for rural free delivery is made
in the annual report of First Assistan,
Postmaster General Perry S. Heath,
Mr.. Heath says the service so far has
resulted in Increased postal receipts.
enchancement of the value of farm
lands reached by rural free delivery O
from 81 to So per acre. a general i'm
provement of the condition Of the
roads traverscd by the rural carrier,
and better prices for farm products.
Rural free delivery has been extended
to nearly 10000 persons, at an an.
nual cost Of about S4 cents per capita,
against an average per capita cost Of
$3.50 in towns of 5000 population. "lt
Is small matter to resident of IA
town." says the report. Ito he saved a
walk of a few hundred yards to the
postoniCe, while ii is a great accommo-
dation to the farmer to be spared Il five
mile drive for his mail"
BY illustration 1t is shown that the
rural service at West Chester, Pa. no;
only paid for itself, but left a balance
of $500 in nine months, after delivering
155, ,S05 pieces of mail matter.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-11-16
RURAL FREE DELIVERY.

Tn BIZ CONTINUED.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-11-16
Iowa Volunteers Welcome Home.

Council Bluffs, Ia, Nov. THE
Tifty-trst Iowa volunteers returned to
their native state yesterday after ser
vice in the Philippines, and received a
welcome in this city that warmed t;.ejr
hearts. A crowd of fully 5000 people
hocked hither from all parts of the
state to Join In the greetings. At Bay
liss Park Governor Shaw. Mayor
Jenninas and Others welcomed the boys
after a parade for which 40 ban Is fur
nished music. After the exercises in the
park the soldiers were served ban
Quet.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-11-16

VIA i.s IuNr. Wa,n s..aii the dawn
OF l,~ dIsc;ilesh,p usher in the con
qa,r!ng triumph of closer walk with
Jesus, When shall Christendom tread
r,ore closely the path he nader
Il is the way the Master trod.
Shall not the servant tread IL stillf
With this question throbbing through
his whole being the Rev Calvin Bruce
went back to Chicago, and the great
crisis of his Christian life in the min.
islry suddenly broke irresistibly upon
him
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1899-11-16
Indian chief X He'd by Train.

Richmond, Nov. 7.-Riley Brady,
second chief of the Pamunky Indians
was struck yesterday by a locomotive
on the Southern railroad near Lester
Manor, and so badly injured that he
died soon after Brady was a full
blooded Pamunky. He was 81 years
old, and was very deaf.