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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05
Hoods SarsapariIIa

Is Ame-ica's Greatest Medi

Tiresome Caller-How do you get rid Of
bores?
Eminent Statesman-My valet generally
knows them and reminds me of some engage
ment Clap at the door, Well, Harris, what
is it?
Valet (thrustlng his head in)-I beg your
pardon, sir, but think you have an engage
ment to dine with Gen. Hogo in about arr
on hour.-Chicago Tribune.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

Teacher hear your mother has
scarlet fever. You must not come to
school until she is well, as you might
get the disease and give it to the other
children.
Tommy-Oh, you needn't worry,
teacher. She is my stepmother and has
never yet given me anything.-Flie-
gende Blaetter.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05
In Plain English.

Johnny-What does the paper mean, pa,
by saying that Mr.. Tomlinson bore the loss
of his handsome property by fire very philo-
sophically?
Johnny's Pa-Umph! 1t means that he
was insured.-Stray Stories.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

Van Eyster-Has your wife an indie
pendent fortune?
De Peyster-I guess so. At least, it
seems impossible for me to get any
control over tn. Y. Evening Jour
nal
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

Deacon Pewser-"Don't see You at church
Of late, Mr.. Noodle" Noodle-"No; the
fact is it cost me so much for tickets to So
Gals and entertainments that I've made up
my mind that I'll have to save my soul in
some other way if | want to keep my body
alive few years longer. Boston Tran
script.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

He valued the roses they strewed in his
way
And the speeches they'd make and the
tunes they would play;
But of all the delights the home cooking
was best
And there's many a true word that's
spoken in jest.
Washington Star.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

arthur, | wish you loved me as
Clara's husband loves her"
And how does he show it?"
"He let's her read long articles to him
en- how to make jelly."-Chicago Daily
Record.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

Wandering Willie-Dat Teller must
or bin crazy what killed hisself.
Weary Waggles-Surel T'ink O.
committing suicide jest cause youse
out O. work.-N. Y. World.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

Miss Sheafe-Oh! just look at that wheat
rising and falling in the breeze. How beau
tiful it is.
Mr. Cityman-Ah, but you ought to see it
rising and falling in the corn exchange
Tit Rits
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05
Depends on Circumstances.

Mrs. Chugwater-Josiah, l see a
good deal in the papers abou: Internal
machines. What is an Internal ma
chine?
Mr.. Chugwater-Weil, sometimes l
think it's lawn mower ard some
times l think it's piano.-Chicago
Tribune
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05
Lanes Family Medicine.

Moves the bowels each day. In order to be
healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on
the liver and kidneys. Cures sick headache.
Price 25 and Soc
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

A lies lie, although we say O. late
The person will sometimes prevaricate,"
Ar SANDERS pisen in life's every walk,
Although we say the person likes to
talk"
Midland Monthly
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

She-But how can you think I'm
pretty, when my nose turns up so dread
fully?
He-Well, all have to say is, that it
shows mighty poor taste in backing
away from such a lovely mouth.--Har-
lem Life.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

Lawyer--You have an excellent case, sir,
Client-But a friend of mine said he had
an exactly similar case, and you were the
lawyer on the other side, and you heat him.
Yes, | remember that; but will see that
no such game is worked this time. Green
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

He-Cuba would be an ideal place,
At present, to get married.
Shc-Why DO you think so?
He-There would be no rice throw
ing!-Up to Date.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05
Very.

That we've been gracious to our foe
There's no one can gainsay,
For everything that we have done
Was in winning way.
Judge.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05
st. Jacobs Oil cures Soreness.
st. Jacobs Oil cures Stiffness.

Justifcation.-"How dared you strike a
woman!' he yelled, Indignantly. "Wel,
there was no man around from whom could
borrow anythlng,"' pleaded the culprit.-
Philadelphia North American.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

1t is easy, sure. 1t will vanish Use St.
Jacobs Oil for Neuralgia. It's done.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

She-"You never see my husband laugh al
his own jokes" He-"No; but you can't
blame him for that. "-Yonkers Statesman,
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05
Human and Otherwise.

To err is human, so they say,
And that's no joke, | know:
But to err and then acknowledge it
Well, angels might do so.
Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

There was a man in our town
Who thought he knew lot,
Till shell game artist sauntered down
And showed him what was what.
Chicago Daily News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05
| Il HANDS
ON. -

II it was only health, W
, might let it cling. 4
But it is a cough. One coldS
no sooner passes of before
another comes. But it's the
same old cough all the time.
And it's the same old story,
too. There is first the cold,
then the cough, then pneu-
monia or consumption with the
long sickness, and life tremb-
ling in the balance.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

Little Girl Ito small boy, who is strut
ting around with his hands in his pock-
ets)-Come over and play with me,
Johnny.
Small Boy-CaD t.
Little Girl-Go and ask your mother
if you can.
Small Boy-Can't ask her; she is out
somewheres, looking for me.-Sketc h.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

She said she'd go with him content,
Through troubles dire and pain,
Yet all her smiling sweetness went
Because they missed the train!
-Harper'S Bazaar
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05

a HVVIVT VTIVs
All. wad some power
That giftie gle us,
Tae see our creditors
Before they see US!
N. Y. Evening Journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05
A TRUE PROPHET,

Johnnie - Dere now! told yer
Their fellers would be wantin' ter play
checkers on dat patch yer put on Inc
trousers!-N. Y. Evening journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1899-01-05
THE LIGHT SIDE OF NATURE.

Midland Monthly.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-11-15
ELECTRIC FLASHES.


Gov. Murphy Of Arizona says there IL
not the slightest danger OF an uprising
among the NayaJoa.
Gen Weston. chief commissnry. has
ordered 1900 additional emergency
ratlona for the army In the Philippines.
The Harvard Observer this morning
reports that the conditions were un-
favorable Tor observation % the me-
tcoric display last night
a syndicate OF cigar manufacturers
has been formed IN New York with q
capital 81 ii,0Q0.o00 common stock and
iJOOO.Oo0 preferred stock.
In philadelphia the seventeenth onuu-
oil meeting of the American Ornithol-
oFlHtH' union was hrid ycrtordny Ia the
Academy Of National Sciences.
The thlrty-nrst general assembly OF
the knights Of Labor, representing orr
carnations In the United States aud
Canada. was ope.cd In Faneuli hall,
Boston. yesterday.
Prince Louis Napoleon. who H. coli
oncl IN the Russian army, asked leave
IN order 10 volunteer for service IN the
TrunHvaal army, Emperor Nicholas
refused the request.
The price Of hruoma has been adj
vanced more than 90 per cent. This ac-
ton was decided upon at a meeting OF
the National Broom Manufacturers "
the United States and Canada held In
Chicago,
The baptist church OF Texas Is badly
split aa a result OF the factionnl diner
cncca which resulted In n large number
of delegates being refused seats In the
State convention at Dallas, which adj
journcd last night
The Domestic Exchange National
bank was started yesterday IN Wall
street with q capital ~ $500 geo. 90 fight
the Clearing -liuuac association, whose
banks have combined capital Of $50
az 900 and deposits " i1ii.sOi.00O,
Gov. Joseph H. Johnston OF Alabama
announces his candidacy Tor the Demo-
cratic nomination to the United States
Senate TO succeed Senator Morgan,
Johnston and Morgan viii open the
campaign with a Joint debate at Ath-
ems next Saturday.
The Paris papers continue 10 COM
steamer Cordoya by the British war
ship Magiclenne In South African
waters. hut consider that judgment
should be reserved until all the clrcum-
stances are known.
Gen. Funston and wife will leave To-
poku this afternoon Tor San Francisco,
from which place the general Will sail
FOR Manila. The general il afraid tho
war In the Philippines viii be over be-
fore he reaches his destination, Gen.
Funston will drop the suit for libel
against Archbishop Ireland.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-11-15

According to samuel Sowheuss II will be
Intsnded to Utah.

Tho Denver Republican prints the
following special from Idaho Springs
which VIII undoubtedly prove interest
Ing 10 Ealt Lakofa.
Tho extension Of the Lakewood a
Golden railroad 20 this place IL 90 BE- "a
Hu. sam Nswhouse says u 10 20. and ho
never confirms anything until Il f. a
liked fact. Ge0rrU y. Armstrong ard
Henry HufnhlUwvr. prominent Boston
capitalists, are backing the undertaking
Tor the Massachusetts and foreign
atuckhoidcrH They have secured COM
troll " all of the Denver holding and
are working In connection with the
Holland holders ~ Tho bonds.
''The Lakewood q Golden road " not
10 be- "a suburban lire. but viii b. cN-
tended into the western part of Colo
RADIO. The route has been surveyed
place has been made 10 ~ reported
from n reliable source that one % the
big railway companies a. hack 90 the
now deaf and that the extension %
Idaho Springs will only be- a starter FOR
the trip across the Rockien. The line
IL certain 60 be- extended 10 Utah. and
the plans advocated by Mr. Ncwhouse
viii take the road IN tho direction OF
hts extensive Utah holdings.
THE Denver, Lakewood a Golden
line now extends ffum Denver TO Gold
On and TO the Rnluion coal fields The
linH ~ nhfNtNtu rom NuiWt lhtte
miles below Golden up Mount Vernon
canyon. when built. the road viii 80
over the divide at Golden and Will fol-
low the creek into Idaho Springs, when
the line was built 90 Golden Il was the
Intention 10 build up the canyon 10 this
place but the financial nffnirs seemed
slow ana work was stopped. Since
then the road has been In the hands %
friendly receivers. II has only paid
operating expenses.
MIR NcwhouHc has gone 20 FAR na 90
state that trains win be running over
the new line within one year, aud
added that HE hrat passenger train into
Idaho Springs would make the trip
from Denver TO Idaho Springs In 100
minutes.
g. G. Parsons Of Denver Is the Colo
RADIO representative % the company
and he IL now getting IL anairs In
shape lie ~ also the representative
of Mr. Ncwhouno In hia western min
Ing Interests. and Il president OF the
Nowhouac tunnel at this place.
"One thing which VIII hasten the
building OF the line IL tho traflic that
may BE- expected from the NcwhouHe
tunnel. which II now cutting the mines
OF seaton mountain. and By the time
the road could reach there would give
u as much business as IL now gninn
10 the Colorado a Southern, which N
claimed 20 be the best paying track
age In the united States. The tunnel
Will, OF course, open the mines OF both
clear Creek and Gilpln counties. and
every one connected with the New
HOUSE interest make positive statement
that The mines working through the
NoWhouao tunnel VIII be- giving om-
ployment 10 over 800 men within twelve
months
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-11-15

Travelling Freight Agent "Col." Dick
Ncslon left Tor the South over the Rio
urando Western today.
Travelling Agent H. ID. neardsley OF
the Chicago q Northwestern returned
from Spokane this morning.
General Agent w. r. Mcmillan u tho
Huntington has gone East and will re-
tura next Friday.
Vlce-presiient and General Manager
bancroft, General Superintendent Cnl-
win. Superintendent Young, loft today
for "A tour OF inspection OF the Utah
division.
The oregon Short Line announces
rabbit huntington excursion over the
Southern Pacific to Monument on the
Goth. Fare for the round tHp will be
1895,
General Traffic Manager =. W. Eccles
Of the oregon Short Line has returned
from hiH trip 90 Idaho While away Mr.
Eccles inspected the work on the st.
Anthony branch
In rcply To the question; what rail-
way legislation do you recommend 2"
regarding the Hcalping lnwl, Chairman
", II. Hepburn ~ the committee on
interstate and foreign commerce says;
"rhe House has three times passed the
nntl-sculplng law and the Senate has
killed a. Now, ! think that We had
better wait for a while and Hcc whether
the senate will pass any such leglsla,
tlon. II II viii the House viii speed
ily follow suit, ! am sure
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-11-15

Gallup y. ~, Nov IA Mexican
courier who arrived about o o'clock
tonight brought news that J.. q. Dcns-
more ana J \. Maxwoll both PRONE
inont citizens Ut Gallup. fought o. duel
ut shutdown this evening. one was
armed with RI WluUunstef iud tnr uturr
With HlN.Hhuuter. The scene NJ the
iuul WIS about fifteen miles northwest
0f hero ou tho Little water road. MuE
Won was klli1i ana pouamnre morinny
wounded
The Two men irft Gallup about n
O'Clock this morning BOO company with
thH Mexican who brought in The ncwa
both ln good humur ana ou friendly
terms The cause of the trouble 10 not
known.
The only witness 10 the ARRAY De- the
Mexican who suya De- WIS directly be-
tween the two men when the shooting
hcglu ana has blood ON Die uvcrlllH
from having knrrlod beside pnuamurr
who asked him TO carry the news 90 bio
wife. ne covered tho wounded man
with blanket and lcft Tor town lm-
mrdIutelN, having mo- one with the
dead and wounded men
Mr. Harper Judge Maxwell. a broth
or ~ the deceased. AMI two or thruo
pthgra have lot FOR the scene of the
duel.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-11-15
AFTER rus PACIFIC ROADS.


Tho Interstate commerce commission
resumed Us hearing OF the complaint
vi the business Mems league against
the western railroads today az st.
Louis
\ few minutes prior TO the opening OF
the session cN-uov. Joseph Fifcr u IL
llnulH, recently appointed q member ~
the commission, reached the federal
building ana was sworn Ia by u. 4.
Commissioner Gray.
A. !. Nnnlandinghnm resumed his tca-
tlmony and again stated 10 was his boz
lief that the differences between carload
and ss-thnn-carl0ad rates and be-
tween the tarin and commodity rates
were not logitlmately based ON compotl-
ton either by land or water.
on cruHs-eNaminatinn Attorney n 3.
Pillsbury u the Pacific coast Aor-
chants and Manufacturer association
attempted Ia bclittle the Importance
of the st. Louis protest. Mr. Naland-
lnEham replied that the complaint
represents the view ~ 100 merchants
Of 81 Louis, he explained the orEnni-
zation u the traffic BUREAU and called
attention 10 the fact that the burcau
not being a corporation could not nlc
protest under ita own name, and
hence u had 60 be- flcd by the Business
Mems league. which has q membership
Of 2li merchants representing an lines
~ trade. Mr vanlandlngham nlcd as
'ANANNAN VI Mll NV AANlNN anu NNNMH
mcutq which he used In riving his
lengthy testimony. These included car-
tined records ~ the 81. Paul meeting.
no which references 10 contract be-
tween the railroads and Pacific coast
lubhUra were made.
J. N. Allen. traffic manager % the
Meyer Bros. Drug Co, testified that IN
many instances the profits ON drugs
shipped by his house 20 tho west were
almost entirely eaten up by the freight
rates. the burden being especially heavy
on account of the difference In car-
load and i-thau-cnrload rates.
Attorney pilishury endeavured 20
nhow that the complaint was based on a
mere selfish business Interest and tho
desire ~ st. Louis iobbcfa 10 extend
their territory farther west
Mr.. Allen said there was no such mo-
tive. and demonstrated that the rates
east from the coast were much lower
than those for the same distance west
of 81 Louis.
with Mr Aliens testimony the ses-
sion ended.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-11-15

Now York. Nov i5.-"1n my opinion"
says senator J. r. Jones, ~ Nevada,
william J. Bryan u % much atrunEor
man today before tho people than he
was three years ngO. His own state,
Nebraska. has given him "a wonderful
endorsement. The Republicans ana tho
gold BUGS ncnt nm immense amount Of
against Doodle"
Are you confident Bryan win be re-
nominatodT'
Nothing can stop his denomination
and he viii be elected
''in not tho country uruupcruuHf'
suppose We do have these little re-
vivniE at prosperity. there 81 not enough
money In circulation ana every wave uf
monetary prosperity II followed by q
curncr In the money market The sim
glo standard gold people want O com
trnctcd currency"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-11-15
Railroad Men Are Not Disturbed
Over the Affair.
MUST RING THE BELLS,


In speaking Of the mass meeting held
In the Sixteenth ward meeting house
Monday evening By west side residents.
O. Short Limo oiilcial said today
such periodic outburata are incvit-
able. and the people will discover. soon
Or or later. that such statements az
were made At Monday nights meetlns
VIII avail them nothing.
The railroads were the first property
owners In that region and It ~ not like.
~ they will permit second comoru to
dictate aa 60 what they THE companlcai
shall do"
AZ stated In those columns several
weeks ngo. the real cause Of the trouble
~ the noise made hy the switch engines
during the nlght time. rather than the
proposed erection of gates, OF the union
station.
A. expressed by the uilr0nd men. II
" difficult 10 zee how the trouble can
be- bridHod without repeating the city
ordinances N Salt Lake city. which
compel the railroad officials 60 see that
bells are runE when trains are being
operated within the city limits.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-11-15
Loss rs TiIr ARMY.
How the noys In niu~ nicd Comparatively
Few Ruled IN HATTIE.

Tew Kiiicd In hattie.
Washington. Nov i-surEcon-ucn-
cral stornbcg'a annual report gives "a
comprehensive vlcw of the health of
the troops iu the nuli and NJ home, the
casualties anu LOSSES IN battle ANA in
hospital, us extended 10 the sick and
wounded ana other Interesting intur-
nation relative 90 the physical welfare
OF the army.
The total number of deaths In our
armies, Including regulars and yolun-
tccra, from May I, ihgN, 60 June l0 1882
were 0.Gia, Of whom tfc were Killed In
battle. 2iG KILLED By accident. 202 died
N gunHhut wounds and wounds re-
coivcd IN action, 2,ii from typhoid
fever. 40 from malafial fuyor 800 from
pneumonia. 3i2 from dlurrhoca and
dyHontory, and 40 from yellow fever
A. 20 food supplies Gen. stornberF
says h. considered u wise TO gn slow
IN changing the army ration until ok.
perrncn has shown Just what changes
are uFHuredly desirable. IL rfDrH to-
the agitation over canned roast beef
and refrigerated beef. ana says nt that
time thcru were ON nlD only two com.
plants nH a. the beef supply.
The only criticism made by medical
officers be- HnyH. Do that the ration for
the tropics should have less tat and
more starch ana sugar
The report recommends an Increase
% the medical corps. and tho cHtib-
fishing Of camping grounds through the
country ready Tor troops when they
are mlbliiEcl.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-11-15

Vice President says It Is over SOC. 600, 900
Per Near-Adyico 20 Americans.

New York. Nov iL--ln paper on
"The Mcxico OF To-day" which viii APP
pear In the forthcoming lsFue OF the In
dependent Vice President MnrlsCal
makes statement and relates an an
ecdote touching hcNlcu'a silver re
sources. He says.
For 300 years she has produced one-
third of all the silver that was mined.
The production ut present ~ more than
$50. 900, 900 When II Hung Chang was
In Washington be- asked Senur ilCmoro
how much silver Mexico was mining,
and how long she could Keep it ny.
senior Romero, trying TO be c0nserya-
tive, replied that Mexico was turning
out 500. 900. 600 per year, ana could Keep
ID up for 200 years. ~ would not hear
of such q thing lie insisted that our
minister had bccn ~ long away from
his country that he had forgotten de-
tails, and that hn must br mistaken
about the abundance OF silver. Mexico
expects to supply the world with $780,
900 900 OF silver per annum soon"
Tho writer further soysi 1t viii not
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-11-15

DO for Americans who do NOT UNDER
stand the language ur habits OF the
people Co ru Go Mexico 90 live unlcHs
they have some employment AmUu-
can lnburrrs uro much superior iu AKIN
than those of Mexico. but you can hire
from ulght Co twelve MeNicaus Cor the
81 American money which you pay the
American miner per day.
ordinary American labor cannot
g1 10 Mexico and compete with Mrsi-
can labor The Mexican luburcr can
live au vHrl much more ChuluIy Thtro
should have employment secured before
going Co Mexico
For Americans with "a little capital.
say i2Q00 1r moro. Mexico offers great
number of advantage nut they must
have patience To- study and adapt theme
selves 90 now conditions"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1899-11-15
STANFORD sTooK SOLD.


A dispatch to the San Fpncisco Call
from New York today states that Mrs,
Jane Stanford has sold all of her stock
In the Southern Pacific 20 the Hunting
tnn-Speycr syndicate. Her holdings
amounted 60 $4,000 shares. for which
che received about $40 per share. OF ST.
900 900 for the whole, The stock Is said
to have been purchased In the interest
~ G. 4. Huntington. Al the railroad
property she now owns, IN common with
MI Huntington, Is her Interest In tho
Pacific Improvement company, which
may not exceed 81 100000,
II Is understood that the money OBJ
tanned by Mrs. stanford for her South
crn Pacific stock VIII at once be made
available for the use Of the Stanford
Universally, which n now one Of the
wcaithlost institutions % learning In
the world,
The calls information II 10 the ef-
feet that the sale OF the Stanford
stock was made IN the furthrrance OF
Huntlngtnn'H alleged scheme for
trnnscuntinental line 10 the operated
under his immediate management.