New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-10-20
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

Democratic 'GalVestOn News S'F''
thing he CAguinaldo) should be Informed OF pa,
,,o,i,-fv and that IS that most OF the talk mace
IN tbls country against expansion IL made TOT
political eject and is in no way sincere he s"ou'
he Informed that. even II the Democrats won anu
had possession Of both branches Of congress anu
the Presidency no man OF the successtu' parry
yrould dare suggest the recall OF the America"
troops I'm the war Is at IN end. and ended by me
surrender Of Acu.naldo and his brigands, or Oy
their abandoning their arms He should he 'o'u
that the spirit Of Americanism nj TINS time wiz
not admit OF dlckering with him as iohs ~ ~
carries a weapon He should be toid the ""'''
and that Is that after the war IS ended congress
uu have the adjustment Of the future Of the
Phi'innine people and that nj present It looks As
u tho, would have 70 become a part Of the Amer-
can Nation under such rules and regulations as the
American people may lay down
Natural corolary sPnkns 90 NiP s tn. fell9 9s
is dreadful, They say that there's no more brandy
Ninkin ms Dreadful. indeed, And what's 70 be-
come Of the poor soda water manufacturers'-
Vuncn
The question whether Luther committed suicide
IS again being discussed IN Germany An authori-
tatvc denial Of the story based on exhaustive ana
critical research. f. made IN the eighteenth edition
Of Janssen's History or Germany" which has Just
an,oared bv Professor Pastor. Of Innsbruck who
declares that the medical evidence proves Luther
TO have died Of stroke Of paralysis
Prides Fan-"Winded. eh2" sneered the auto
mobile as II bovled past the old gray mare which
had stopped TO get her breath. ,.
words one OF the puffed-up tires Of the automo-
bile was punctured by discarded hatpin tnat Jay
Whereupon the old gray mare smiled, and nd, spSsd
enough broth 10 sas I -, s .SH KAT eyen stoo
biies may I've IN glass houses and throw stones
brooklyn Life
Sir Frederick Corr Ouseley used to tell a story
about the famous Clarendon Press. At Oxford
which shows how very easily serious olunders
may be made It when a new edition or the
| bible was coming out. and not TIL the hnal re-
vision Of the text when IN another moment II
would have been irrevocably fixed in immortal type
that tho printer was discovered 10 have given the
following free" rendering If Corinthians XIV. 81
Tho trumpet shall sound and we shall
be hanged
Penalties IN Reversed Order-Bohby Rich-My pa
Was late 70 school any more What did YOU get?
Johnny Poor Nckn. an promise OF a watch
/ n not late any more-nlew'lers Weekly
Two Roston men. on their way to Taunton the
! other day on their bicycles stopped at farm
/ house for bread and milk and "hX,n's" small
/ hoy If six Or thereabout seemed quite interested
| I'm them and offered 10 do the cake walk for two
! cents After the performance they invited him to
/ have a cooky He took without any acknow-
edgment. when one Of them asked. DO you know
what thank YOU Is in English? Without any
hesitation the youngster made answer do you
know what shut up IS in French?
'rr the fashion prevails" remarks The Mobile
! Register" "of howailing our Nations effort TO
maintain The dignity Of It's flag IN the face Of the
enemy we Will have 70 revise the sayings Of those
who once were National heroes. and ask our chill
dren 70 study them IN tho following shape
Give up the ship Lawrence
BE sure you are hight. then apologize for IT.
Davy Crockett
I'VE hav. met the enemy and theirs
| oliver Hazard Perry
Walt until you the whites 81 their eyes.
boys. then run.'-Andrew Jackson.
Don't hold the fort; am running W. T sher-
man
Damn the torpedoes; take sneak'-Davd
| Glasgow Farragut.
II propose 70 get out OF this Inc II It takes all
summer.'-U s. Grant
There stands Jackson Ike a stone wall but he
s a fool 20 do it'-General Lee.
When you are ready. Gridley. you may ske-
daddle. Dewey"
Judge What brought you here
Prisoner An automohile; your Honor.
driver
give mo something I could pay him.
'Tn give you ten days"
would you Just as lieye give It 10 the driver
Your Honor?'-,Y Onkers Statesman.
Says The Chicago Times HERALD. THE nrenta
condition ~ tho college yell maker Just before and
a, the moment Of production would doubtless bc 4
study I'm brain disease could II he properly Oh
served. Consider what must he tho present tortur,
and subsequent exhaustion OF the mind that pro
duced this which has just been adopted by al
Ohio college class:
GO whgi Go whagl
Go jlggetty jag,
Jaggctty gee who are WEI
Hoop-la' Denisonl l9-3"