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The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
PUBLIC DOCUMENTS.
Those That Are of No Use Will
Be Destroyed by Order of the
Government.

When the effects of the government
post office department are moved into
the new building at Washington all
government records and papers which
are of no service will be destroyed. In
view of the likelihood of autograph
fiends becoming interested in the dis
position, the department has taken
steps to dispose of the accumulation
and the same condition will apply to
the district offices
Notice has been received at the in
ternal revenue office from the office of
the commissioner at Washington re-
lating to the accumulation of old and
useless reports. forms and other papers
which not only occupy space needed
for other purposes but which, in some
instances, create an unsanitary condi-
ton. In view of this fact a commit
tee was appointed by the commissioner
to investigate and report what partic-
ular papers, documents, etc, at col
lectors' offices might properly be dis
posed of.
The committee was instructed to en-
brace in a schedule only such papers
| as "are not needed in the transaction
of the public business and have no
permanent Nalue or historical inter-
est" The report of the committee was
| presented to the secretary of the treas
ury with recommendation that aut
| thority be given to dispose of the pap
ers enumerated in the above
| paragraph.
On July 90 the secretary authorized
the disposal of the papers to the best
advantage to the department by sale
| or other methods as may be deter
mined by the officers of the internal
J revenue bureau. Collector Penman
| accordingly prepared a list and has al
ready communicated with several
| prospective purchasers with a view to
| disposing of the accumulation in the
Scranton office, which would fill good
sized building.
Collector Penman has been furnish
| ed with a schedule of the papers to be
| destroyed, which includes a thousand
and one different things, and all will
be disposed of to the best interests of
! the government.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
CHANGE FROM WILKEs-BARRE
Main Office of Central Brewing Com
pany to Be in This CITY.

The main Office of the PENNSYLVANIA
Brewing company, which has been at
Wi!kes-Barre since the organization
on the company, will be removed 10 this
city September !, ana LOCATED i'm the
Mears' building.
This was decided ON at n meeting
OF the stockholders at Wilkes barre
Wednesday The reason assipncd for
the transfer is that there is but one
brewery in the combine IN that city
while there are five in this city.
The change will bring to Scranton w
G, Harding, secretary and assistant
treasurer; e. West, auditor Messrs.
Melody and Brnton, bookkeepers ana
a stenographer. The output of the
company is $4,000 barrels a year. and
n tax ct 100000 Is paid the national
government yearly.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
SMITH A MUCH WANTED MAN.
He Has Been Turned over to New
Jersey Officials.

There is trouble ahead for Detective
Moir who left the city yesterday morn
Ing for Newark, N. j., with reuuistion
papers in his possession to bring back
Fred Smith, who stole a horse and
buggy from Liveryman Bellies some
time ago.
Just after Detective Moir's departure
a telegram was received from Chief
Hopper, of Newark, informing him that
Smith had been turned over to the au-
thorities in North Branch, Somerset
county, where he Is wanted for the
larceny of a horse. 1t appears that
he swapped the horse stolen from
Bellies at North Branch on his way
TO Newark and he is wanted in the
latter place for this deal.
The Scranton department had sent
word TO the Newark authorities that
requisltion papers had been procured
and Chief Robling thinks that Smith
should have been held for thirty days,
as this city had first claim.
Detective Moir will probably have
troubles of his own in securing pos
session of Smith, though it Is thought
that the requisition papers will act as
supersedeas on the Somerset county
officials.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
THE NEEDS OF THE HOME.
Managers Are Not Yet Able to Meet
Current Expenses

The managers of the Home for the
Friendless have been much gratified
with the response to the appeal made
in behalf of that worthy institution.
They have not yet been able to meet
all their bills for current expenses
and would be glad to receive still fur
ther aid. There have been large de-
mands on them the past few months.
The applicants are more numerous
than usual at this season.
They are. however, pleased to an
nounce that the Delaware, Lackawan-
ma and Western Railroad company has
listened to their opportunities and on
most favorable terms have granted the
road to Binghamton for some date in
September 1t is hoped the friends of
the home will bear this in mind.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
Wyoming Seminary.

Boys prepared for Yale, Cornell, Har-
ward Wesleyan, Princeton, Syracuse,
Lehigh and United States military and
naval academies. Girls prepared for
Bryn Mawr, Wellesley, Vassar. Smith
and Wornan's college of Baltimore
First class business college for young
people who desire to prepare for busi-
ness life. Special courses in literature,
music, art and clocution. Fine DOR
mitories and full equipment of build
ings and apparatus.
Year opens September II, 1899. For
catalogue, address L. /" Sprague, d.
D.. President, Kingston, Pa, -
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
SCRANTON BUSINESS COLLEGE
NOTES.

Two requests this week for book
keepers.
Mr.. Ralph r.. Roberts leaves Mr..
zehnder. of the nut and bolt works, to
accept a position in the Internal ReVe-
nue. office.
Messrs. Harry a. Smith, William c.
Simmons, James Brogan (night stu
denD Frank NJ. Teal, Wesley Kellow,
Irwin Miller, NJ. A. Collins (night stu
denD, and Misses Anna l.. Coyne and
Edith Black have excellent positions
In the offices of the Delaware, Lacka-
wanna and Western Railroad company
Fall term begins Monday, Sept. H.
Ask for THE Proof; also new Jour
nal 40
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4 ACKAWANNA
x THE"
Laundry
sos Penn Avsnue A. B. wARMAN
THE LANGSTAFF CONTEST.
Witnesses Who Were Examined Be
fore the Commissioners Yesterday

The following witnesses were exam
ined in the, Langstaff election contest
yesterday:
Dunmore-Ben ROke, Wesley Finch,
William Baird, John w. Reed, Charles
Bloes, William Dryden, Henry LaBar,
George Kenney, Mark Bentley, Albert
Finch, Richard Harvey.
Scranton, Sixth ward. Third district
David Thomas. John J. Jones, Evan
Jones, John II. Jones, John Howells,
Ebenezer Griffiths, Moses Morgan, Grif-
nth Williams, Thomas w. Morgan, G.
y. Watkins, Isaac Davis. William NJ.
Jones, William Samuel, John Samuel,
John Lloyd, William l.. Davis, Henry
Wolf
scranton, Fourteenth ward-Henry
Weisenfiuh, William Porter, Charles b.
Mansfield, Fred. Greening, John Nc
Hale, David l.. Williams, John r,
Jones, f. w, Mansfield Evan Evans.
Michael O'Brien, Charles Van Fleet
Milton Reinhardt, John j. White, Will
lam j. Webster
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
West Park Lots in Great Demand

The demand for lots IN the "Old
Dram" farm tract, now known as West
Park is surprising the most sanguine
expectations of the owners. An office
has been erected on the site, where
some one will always be fourd to
show any one interested, over the plot.
Prices, etc. can also be found out at
this office,
A chance to own your own home.
A site equal to West Park has new
or before been offered the people of this
city. That this fact is appreciated is
evident from the continual stream Of
information seekers for prices, terms,
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
SUDDEN DEATH AT PITTsToN
An Old Resident Expires from Heart
Disease.

william Wederlano. of Pittston, was
found dead in bed by his wife Thurs
day night, Death is supposed to
have been caused by heart disease.
Deceased was employed at the Moosic
powder mill and after finishing his
days work returned home, ate his
supper, read the paper and retired.
Shortly before II o'clock he became
unconscious and died before medical
assistance could be summoned. The
remains will be inferred in the odd
Fellows cemetery at Pittston tomorrow
afternoon.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
Norton's NeW Books

Churchill's-Richard Carvel.
Caskoden's-Knigh Was in
Flower.
Cromwell's-ownby Patterson.
Bang's-Dreamers
Merriman's-Prisone and
Captives.
Fowler's-Double Thread.
Harold edericks'-Market Place.
Whitings'-Number Five John
Street.
Weyman's-Castle Inn.
Harradep's-The Fowler.
Dunton's-Asylum.
Burnham'ss-West Point Wooing.
Kipling's-Sea to Sea.
Doyle's-A Duet.
6erome's-Second Thoughts OF an
Idle Fellow.
Page's--Red Rock.
Westcott's-David Harum,
200th thousand.
oosevelt's-Rough Riders complete
Dooley in Peace and War,
second book.
Sheldon's Famous Books.
All the above and others at cut prices
M. NORTON,
322 Lackavanna Avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
FORMER RESIDENT HoNoRED.
Prof. Daniel Protheroe Selected to a
Position of No Little Honor.

Prof. Daniel ProtherOe, of Milwau-
kee, Wis, director of the Arion Musi-
cal club, has been sgnally honored
by being chosen a member of the board
of adjudicators of the national els
tedfodd to be held at Liverpool in
September 1900.
Prof. Protheroe. who is a former
resident of this city, is the first Ameri-
can chosen to fill such a position. He
will have as an associate Sir Hubert
Parry. The many friends of Mr..
Protheroe will be delighted to hear of
his new honor.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
AN HARMONIOUS MEETING.
Firemen's Executive Committe-
Have Got Down to Business.

The executive committee OF the Fire
mems association held nm important
meeting last evening. at which eN-
Chief Z. j. Hickey presided The ses"
sion was well attended and consider
able business was transacted.
Communications were read from var
ious companies in the state signfying
their intention of participating in the
parade and hose races and drills. The
committee claim that the work is now
up to date, and everything Is harmon
ious in the ranks.
Arrangements have been made for
a picnic TO be held at Wahler's grove
next Thursday. which will be conduct
ed on an elaborate scale.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12

OF the Phoenix Fire company, OF
Stroudsburg, stating that the entire
company will participate in the celc-
bration in October.
The Humane Steamer Fire company
of Mahanoy City, will send their rae
ing team and drill squad to participate
in the contests during the week of the
convention.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
THE SCRANTON TRIBUNE SATURDAY, AUGUST 70, 1890

spect. The committee decided to meet
again next Friday evening.
Secretary Robathan stated to Tri-
bune representative at the conclusion
OF the meeting that he had received
word from very good source that
President Mckinley Is very deslrous of
coming here to review the parade II 1t
can be arranged so that 1t will not in
terfere with other arrangements. He
Is to review the Grand Army of the
Republic parade in Philadelphia on
September 8. and very earnest effort
will he made to get him to come to this
CITY
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
FIFTH SEWER DISTRICT.
Contract for Section C Assigned to
j. r. Fleming.

The contract for Section of the
Fifth Sewer district, which was re-
Gently awarded to Vincent O'Hara, was
yesterday assigned to ]. r. Fleming
The ordinance providing for the
sewer appropriates $3.50, which sum
shall be raised by assessment. Vim
cent O'Hara, the contractor, takes this
means Of raising money on the con-
tract.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
FUNERAL OF ALBERT HEBRON
Took Place From His Late Home
Yesterday Morning at 9 o'clock.

The funeral of Albert Heffron took
place from his late home on Penn ave-
nue., corner of Linden street yester-
day morning. A high mass of requiem
was celebrated at ST Peters Cathedral
at 9 o'clock. Interment was made at
the Cathedral cemetery.
The bearers We're: William
Kane. John Higgins. Thomas ORourke,
Herman Shoff, James Judge and Mi
chael Bannon. The funeral was large
ly attended by the deceased young
mans friends.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
SCHOOL BOARD COMMITTEES.
Two of Them Held Session Last
Night.

The building committee of the board
of control met last evening and ac-
cepted the plans submitted by Archi-
tect Feeney for n twelve-room brick
building to replace No. 2 school in the
Twelfth ward. The committee will re-
port favorahly on the plans at Mon
day evenings meeting.
Bids on new single desks were also
received. which will replace the double
desks now in use in several buildings.
The supply committee passed upon
several bills which will be reported
favorably at the meeting Monday even
ing.
The High and Training committee
will hold meeting this evening.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
Excursion to Mauch Chunk,

On Sunday next, August 10, a special
excursion train will be run over the
Central Railroad of New JERSEY from
Scranton to Mauch Chunk, Glen Onoko
and the famous Switchback railroad
The train will leave the Scranton sta
tion at 745 a, m, and the fare win be
one dollar for the round trip; children,
rs cents. ."
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
MISS SWEENEY
WAS ELECTED
SHE is THE NEW SECRETARY OF
BOARD OF HEALTH.

of Attorney r. j. Muir.
ray Was Read at Last Nights
Meeting and 1t Was Accepted by
the Board-Miss Sweeney and An
thony Bauman Were the Only Cam
didates Placed in Nomination--Sho
Received Three Votes and Bauman
Two
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12

Don't forget the Hook and Ladder
company, No. l, excursion to Noun
tain park, Tuesday, Aug Is. Tickets.
S100; children, so cents. Tickets good
on trains SIS and 11.3O a. m, also on
1.20 p. m. flyer. Central Railroad of
New Jersey. -
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BACK TO THE CITY.
1t Is Believed That Hon. A. T.. Con.
nell Is on His Way Home.

Friends in this city of Hon. Alexan-
der I. Connell. who mas been in the
Kiondike fields for over a year, be-
liove that he is enroute to his home
in this city.
Mr.. Connell when last heard from
stated he intended coming home, and in
"a letter to his brother-in -in.law. James
Davenport, formerly OF South Scranton,
now Of Shanokin he said no would be
home by Thanksgiving.
Several months ago he was stricken
with a fever. which he has not recov-
cred fully from.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
CONCERT THIS AFTERNOON.
Lawrence Band Will Entertain at
Nav Aug Park.

At Nay Aug park the Lawrence band
will give a concert this afternoon, be-
ginning at 3 o'clock. The appended
programme will be rendered:
March. "El Photo" ......... Chambers
Overture, Light Cavalry. .Suppe
Selection, "Maritana" ........ Wallace
Medley "A Tickler" Dewitt
Overture, Morning, Noon and Night"
Suppe
Selection, "A Night in Granada"
Krentzer
March, Grand Entry" ....... Gorton
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
DEATH WAS NATURAL.
Sudden Demise of Mrs. Smith, of
Austin Heights.

Coroner Roberts was notified yes
terday of the sudden death at Austin
Heights Of Mrs. Smith, an aged resi-
dent of that locality. The woman ex-
pired while sitting in chair.
An autopsy by the coroner revealed
the cause of her death, which was
due to pneumonia, a blood clot having
formed on the left lung. An inquest
was deemed unnecessary.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
Clearing Sale

of shoes at Mahon's Shoe store today.
You will save money by trading
with them. 5OS Lackawanna avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12

The Rev. w. B. Costley, OF Stock
bridge, Ca. while attending to his pas
toral duties at Ellenwood. that state,
wos attacked by cholera morbus. He
says; by chance I happened to get
bold OF bottle OF chsmbsTlRins Collie.
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. and l
think IL was the means OF saving my
life II relieved me at once" For sale
by all druggists. Matthews Bros.
wholesale and retail agents.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12

Go with the excursion of the Provi-
dence Citizens band to Mountain Parl;
today. Train leaves Jersey Central
depot at S:15, 1880 and 1:20.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12

We, the undersigned do hereby agree
to refund the money on a 50-cent bottle
fails to cure your cough or cold. We also
guarantee 25-cent bottle to prove salts
factory or money refunded. ], G. Bone q
Son, Dunmorc, Pa; John y. Donahus.
Scranton. Pa.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
March, "Belfords Carnival"

March, "Belford's Carnival"
Alexander
Overture. "Stradella" Flotow
Scene from opera, Faust" .... Gounod
Cornet solo, "Emersonian" Emerson
Mr.. Thomas Miles and band.
Street songs, The Winner" -. E. Machie
Overture Fra Diavolo" .Auber
Piccolo solo, Through the Air"
Damn
Mr.. Theo. Bauchman and band.
Guard mount characteristic Piece"
Eidenberg
Scene from opera, Brian Boru,"
Edwards
March, THE American Flag. .Voelker
THE Star Spangled Banner"
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12

The NEW TELEPHONE RENTAL
RATES are made to fit the require
ments of everyone.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12

To avoid unnecessary explanation
simply introduce yourself when yol
talk TO the TELEPHONE.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12

The first of the season. Sauerkrou
and pigs feet at Zenke's, 2l3 Penn ave
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
Come Early Today

to Mahon's Midsummer Clearing Sale
and avoid the crowds of the afternoon
and evening. 50S Lackawanua avenue.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
FIREMEN ARE COMING.
Phoenix, of stroudsburg, and Hu'
name. of MahanoY City.

Secretary TANNER, of the firemen's
committee, received a communication
yesterday from l.. j. Brown, secretary
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12

The first of the season. Sauerkrout
and pigs feet at Zenke's, 213 Penn ave.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
CONVENTION OF
LETTER CARRIERS
GENERAL COMMITTEE HAD A
MEETING LAST NIGHT.

There Is a Strong Probability that
President Mckinley Will Come to
This City to Review the Labor Day
Parade-The Electrical Display
will Be the Great Feature of the
corations-Souvenir Badge Was
Presented for Inspection of the
Committee
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12

Beecham's Pills will dispel tn
"blues."
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12

Finest wines and cigars at Lanes,
800 Spruce street.
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
CONCERT AT LAKE ARIEL.
Programme That Will Be Rendered
by Bauer's Band.

Following is the programme that
will be rendered by Bauer's band at
Lake Ariel tomorrow afternoon at 3
y. m:
The Scranton tribune. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1891-1910, 1899-08-12
A Card.

Smoke the Popular Punch Cigar, lOc
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RIDE OVER BOULEVARD.

An effort is being made to secure alf
the available private horses and car
riages for the purpose of conveying the
delegates and their wives over the
boulevard and other places of interest
not reached by the trolley lines. The
entertainment committee has this mat
ter in charge and will be pleased to
hear from anyone who is desirous of
helping the committee out in this re-
The record-union., 1899-02-13

Chickering pianos. Wiley B. Allen Co.
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der all the circumstances. When the
great disruption confronted Lincoln he
faced a condition, and trod a pathway
that no signer of the Declaration OF
independence knew about.
Because of the lack of knowledge on
the part of the forefathers, he did not
fatuously deny the existence of the
path; but with a calmness almost su-
pernatural, and a devotion most ex-
hausting to himself, he used the light
and judgment Of his own day to meet
the problems and burdens of his own
day. l do not for moment bellttle
the value of past history and records.
In the ordinary affairs of national life
the past is simply invaluable, but When
extraordinary conditions confront u.s.
the past is valueless except in the one
lesson that great problems must be
met by great men, and decided IN a
great-minded, dispassionate, unsehsn
way. Lincoln's example in this dlrec-
ton is encouraging.
Since Lincoln's time it is reputed true
that no human slavery has existed
within the borders of these United
States. 1t is true, I presume, from q
legal standpoint, but we young men
must never drop, while living, into the
satisfied condition of glorif1ed saints;
there is too much to do, too mucn
wrong to be righted, too much retro
eression to combat So while colored
people have now to look after them
selves instead of being looked after,
not all of their problems nor all OF
ours have been solved. See how indus
trial conditions have changed since
I,incoln's time; vast factories have alb
sorbed small shops; vast floods OF men
have made competition for labor TOO
severe almost to bear; vast numbers
of men who would work cannot; vast
numbers also who could work do not
care to. and thus yield to the tyranny
of petty bosses. Hordes of immature
Youths of both sexes are forced out INTO
the competition of life before they are
able to successfully stand the strain
Their wages are pittances IN many
cases. and their poor little pay-envel-
opes are often robbed by employers
who dock the pay of an hour or more
for a five-minute hardness. Compared
with the strain of modern life IN our
crowded factory towns, the lot OF the
great majority of the slaves was a sun
shiny idyl-no care for the morrow, no
bills to pay no doctors to zee. Ihe
patriotism of Lincoln must be ours,
patriotiSm that is not content Win
echoing the past, but that strives eacn
day to make the lot of our fellows nap
pier. The hungry, the tyrann1zed, the
oyerworked have very vague IDEAS ol
duty to an unkind country. The more
we better the conditions of those about
us the stronger patriots do we make
of them.
The record-union., 1899-02-13

Imperialism and the Tracks of Our
Forefathers" is monograph by Chas.
Francis Adams, from the press of
Dana, Estes & Co., Boston. The ss-
say was recently read before the Lex
ington Historical Society.
The record-union., 1899-02-13

The Overland Monthly for Febru-
ary (San Francisco) is freely illustrated
and has among other features these
of especial prominence: "The Ancient
City of Guanajuato," Vera Granville:
"A Flight With Puck" Ella NJ Sex
ton; The Paymaster's Escort" John
A. Lockwood: Hacienda de Ramona
The record-union., 1899-02-13
Trust Those who Haye Tried.

I SUFFERED from catarrh of the
worst kind and never hoped for cure, but
Ely's Cream Balm seems to do even that.
Oscar Ostrum, As Warren ave, Chicago,
Ill.
l SUFFERED from catarrh; 1t got so
Balm and am entirely well-A. G. Clarke,
3H Shawmut avenue, Boston, Mass.
A 10c trial size or the SOC size of Ely
Cream Balm will be mailed. Kept by
druggists. Ely Brothers. Sc Warren
street, New York.
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Not Encouragement.

you say you gave me no encourage
ment,' he said, bitterly, after she had
told him she would be a sister to him.
land yet you surely kissed me when
gave you that gold-buckled belt"
At this she laughed merrily.
And have you not yet learned to
distinguish between official encourage
ment and a vote of thanks?" she asked.
Then he went out into the cold world
and declared that he never did think
much Of these parliamentary girls, any
Post.
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Domestic Repartee.

She Indignantly = Now, husband,
you know never can get in word.
He-No, but plenty Of them get out
Detroit Free Press.