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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-05-19

Mr.. John Peterson, of Patout-
vile, La, was very agreeably sur
prised not long ago. For eighteen
months he had been troubled with
dysentery ard had tried three of
the best doctors in New Orleans,
besides half a dozen or more pat.
ent medicines, but received very
little relief. Chamberlian's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoes Remedy,
having been recommended to him,
he gave it trial and to his great
surprise, three doses of that remedy
effected permanent cure. Mr..
VIM. Mcnamara, a well known
merchant of the same place, is we'll
acquainted with Mr.. Peterson and
ettests to the truth of this state
ment. This remedy ia for sale by
all dealers. Benson, Smith & Co.,
General Agents. X
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-05-19
COURT LUNALILO No. 5000,

A. o. F.,
Meets every first and third Friday, at
X. OF p. Hall, Fort street. A cordial
Invitation is extended to visiting broth
ers. Per order c. r.
w. A. FETTER,
1923 Secretary.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-05-19
OFFICE
FURNITURE!

We have just received per the "Andrew
WEIGH" large consignment Of Standing
Desks, High Stools and Book.keepers
Office Furniture. Also have on hand a
few Roller-top Desks, Revolving Chairs,
Bookcases, Letter Files, ETC., from our last
shipment, which must be closed out to
make room for the still larger consign-
ment now en- route. Call at our ware
rooms on Queen street and inspect our
bargains.
Estimates given on Bank and Office
Fixtures, Counters, Partitions, Grille
Work, ETC., and Fittings complete.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-05-19

MYSTIC LODGE No. 2, X. of p,
Meets every Wednesday evening at
1880 O'Clock, Castle Hall, For. street.
Visiting brothers cordially invited to
attend.
lOl5 A. +. MURPHY, X. r. s.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-05-19
LOCAL And GENERAL.

Orpheum Theatre tonight.
Cyclone Cameras ale the best
and cheapest.
Glorine at the Orpheum is the
present craze.
Wheels rented; j. j. Richard
son, Hotel street.
Don't forget the Orpheum ma
tinee tomorrow at $50 p. m.
American Messenger Service
open all night. Telephone 444.
Orpheum seats can be booked
by ringing up Telephone No. $40.
Court Lunalilo, No. 5000, A. 0.
F., meets this evening in K. OF p.
Hall.
For business, pastime and
sport ride a Tribune bicycle. ID.
+. Whitman, agent.
G, Hector Bergstrom, brother
of the local music merchant, ar
rived in the Mohican.
Hawaiian Lodge, No. 81, +. &
A. NJ, meets this evening at 1880.
Work in the third degree.
Mrs. Thomas Sorenson and
family are shortly going TO take
the long journey to Norway.
Z. A. Sherman has been releas-
ed from the police station. H. H.
Williams put up the requisite
amount of $1,000.
If you want a nice rubber tire
hack with a careful driver ring up
Club Stable Hack Stand Tel. 319,
and we guarantee you will be
satisfied.
The Manufacturing Harness
Company are doing neat sdver-
Using on match boxes. They
don't want the town to be match
less like their harness.
Do you like to drink pure whis-
ky' Then it you do call for
"a. A." Jesse Moore at any Of the
saloons. Lovejoy & Co., distribu-
tors for the Hawaiian Islands.
The firm hitherto existing under
the name of Taylor e. Tuthill has
been dissolved. E. s. Taylor will
continue the business, receive as
sets and discharge all liabilities.
See New Today.
New Hawaiian History-Alex-
ander's Hawaiian History with
the unauthorized" chapter added
has been purchased by, and is on
sale at the Golden Rule Bazaar,
BIG Fort street.
There will be meeting of the
refreshment committee for the
Victoria ball at the Waverley club
at 1880 tomorrow evening. Mem
bers of the finance committee are
desired to attend.
The first view of the pictures on
exhibition at the Kilohana Art
League will take place this even
ing. There promises to be a very
large turnout. This is the first
exhibition in the new rooms.
Fred Harrison is prepared to
furnish hesdstones and monuments
in Hawaiian stone and marble.
Anybody requiring the same will
pleace place their order at once.
Memorial Day is fast approaching.
King, near Alakea streets.
New England Bakery & Candy
Co., Hotel street manufacture
fine line of bread, pastry, wed,
ding cakes, ice creams, sherbets
and candies-fnest in the city
and prices very low. Telephone
"a. j. OSWALD LUTTED, Mana
ger.
Forgetting to bring home what
your wife told you to oftentimes
causes little uup leasantries which
can easily be avoided by taking
her a package of that Delicious
Philadelphia Ice Cream in quarts,
pints or half pints at Honolulu
Drug Co.'s fountain.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-05-19
Honolulu Iron w orks Co.

Improved and modern SUGAR MA.
JHINERY Of every capacity and DIES.
,ription made TO order. Boiler work
and RIVErED PIPES for irrigation
purposes speciality. Particular atten.
ton paid to JOB WORK, and repairs ex.
scuted at shortest notice.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1899-05-19
Fraternal Directory.

HARMONY LODGE No. 3,
|. o. o. f.,
Meets every Monday evening at 1880,
In Harmony Hall, King street.
j. ID. McVEIGH, n. g.
T.. X. HENDRY, Secretary.
All visiting brothers very cordially
invited.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-04
Would Make Him Too Popular.

(Philadelphla PreSS.)
The Hon. William Workman is now
about as well known in a certain jewelry
store in New York as he is in Texas
where he has long served as state treas
urer. 1t came about in this way: Mr..
Workman was in this store one day, buy
ing present for a member of his fam
lily. when he noticed a showcase filled
with splendid jeweled revovers with sill
yer and gold grips and chased barrels
having precious stones set in the butts.
.Lemme me see one of those guns he
said to the clerk
Which one, sir?'
THE gold one with the big ruby in the
handle"
The clerk took 1t from the case. 1t was
beautiful piece of workmanship. II
was marked $500 and it looked to be worth
even more. The Texan took 1t tenderly in
both hands and held it admiringly up to
the light. Then, drawing himself up to
his full height. which was six feet and
half, he rested the revolver barrel upon
his left elbow. crooked for the purpose
and looked over the sights down the long
store. Those persons who saw him in
voluntarily lodged, and one woman
screamed.
Say" said Mr. Workman, with quiet
but intense enthusiasm, as he returned
the weapon. IF l was to wear that gun
down in my state the people would be
falling down on their knees begging to be
killed with it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-04

stances under which the party pledged
to the rehabilitation of silver can win,
says the Tribune. Yet it is. greatly
alarmed lest such conditions appear.
and it is doing all within it's feeble
power to avert the contingencies. Other
issues might help silver to win. yet it
is unalterably opposed to every other
issue raised in opposition to the pluto
Gratis in power. 1t owns up that the
administration might make such a
botch Of the Philippine affair that the
silver party would have a fair chance
to win. But" it declares, 80 sure as
the world, there is mo worry over silver
now, except such as some politicians
make, and if times continue as they are
now, to risk a campaign upon that
question alone will simply result in de-
feat"
OF course, as Senator Dubois says,
1.-THE wish is the father to the thought"
when men or newspapers express opin-
ions like that Even If it be true 1t is
hard to understand why an organ that
denounced the booksellers at the head
of national affairs, that never hesitated
to assail the secretary of war or crit
icise the president during our war with
Spain, that saw the fine Italian hand
of the Wall street broker in every move
of the administration, that REGARDED
the present tariff schedule as traves-
ty upon protection and robbery OF the
west, that insisted upon continuing the
battle against the hosts of gold. in good
weather and bad, to the bitter end, that
warned the people against even a tenn
porary suspension of hostilities induc-
ed by artificial prosperity, it is hard to
understand why it has SO suddenly
changed it's mind upon such and every
proposition, or how it has come to look
upon the statesmen over whose iniag-
ined wounds it wept six months ago as
nothing but politicians now, ambitious
for political honors.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-04
der the very noses of policemen boy
were allowed to stone the few birds tina

der the very noses of policemen boys
were allowed to stone the few birds that
ventured into iowa. and were quite as
willing to aid as to prevent boy rob-
bing nest In seeking to gain their
own living birds aid us in procuring
ours. There is no other agency so
powerful for providing for that balance
in nature which if greatly disturbed
leads to disaster. A plague of insects
can be averted if there be birds enough
about u.s. and we need fear no plague
of birds in these latter days. The time
was when thousands of blackbirds
would settle ON cornfleld and do con-
siderable damage, but these same birds
were easily frightened off, and at other
times of the year were blessing, con-
sidering the immense amount of nox-
ious insect life they destroyed.
During the latter part of summer,
when the young broods of the season
are. like their parents, self-dependent
there is offered to the young naturalist
a wide field for observation in watch
ing the habits of these birds and their
many exhibitions of ingenuity in secur-
ing food. If we knew our immediate
surroundings as birds know theirs we
should be most excellent naturaliSts
Birds notice everything. They see and
hear movements beyond our powers of
detection Crawl over a grass plat and
see how many worms you can find; yet
the robin near by is pulling them from
the sod at almost the rate of one a
minute. Tap against a tree and listen
and you will hear no suggestive sound.
but the woodpecker taps and then says
to himself, There is grub in there
and proceeds to dig it out The house
wrens at my home long since learned
that there are more flies about the
| kitchen than the parlor, and they are
far more apt to enter the former room
than the latter. The English sparrows
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-04
SHATTUC'S AMMUNITION.

Congressman Shattuc is wasting his
ammunition on poor old Edward At
kinson. Three years ago this same Bos-
tonian was advocating the success of
Hannas political schemes. He isn't
any better friend of the country today
than he was then. If he has fallen out
with the administration he helped in
stall let them fight it out. Honest men
may have better chance to get their
dues while the row is on.
In his last epistle to Atkinson, Mr..
Shattuc relates a few historical facts,
but does not make his argument in
elusive enough to avoid a suspicion of
partisanship. He says: During the
civil war in this country Lincoln was
denounced, Grant was villified, the gov.
ernment was assailed and the war was
declared unconstitutional, inhuman and
a failure, by some people in Boston, as
well as by people in other sections of
the north, and peace was demanded at
any crice.''
Away back in the days of the Amer
lean revolution, when the patriots were
and Anglo-Saxon government of King
George, some OF the leading statesmen
Of Great Britain raised their voices in
opposition to that war and in sympathy
for the rebels. They were not denounc-
ed as "copperheads;" they were not
treated as traitors: they were not pur-
sued 10 political graves by an indig-
nant constituency. Their names out
shine most of those in the records of
the British parliament to this day. Nor
were they speaking their opinions in a
republic founded upon popular opinion
and consent of the governed, but in a
monarchy and under the rule of king
we have been taught to regard as ty-
rant.
Attention has already been called to
Iincoln's patriotic stand in the war
with Mexico, and. while he may have
been mistaken, he was none the less a
patriot for arraigning the administra-
ton Of President Polk upon a policy he
deemed injurious to the government.
Coming down TO the civil war to
which Mr.. Shattuc has called atten-
ton. we find that President Lincoln's
most merclless critics were the leading
Republicans and Abolitionists of his
day, some of whom have been recog-
nized since by the party to which Lin
coln belonged. And the newspapers
which called for peace at any price.
which advocated secession rather than
-rar, we're the organs of the political
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-04
LABOR HAS A HOL DAY.

This is g. holiday for working people.
AS all the people of this great republic
labor, excepting million tramps and
several hundreds of millionaires, the
day will be pretty generally observed.
When this day was consecrated to
the cause of labor, it was intended as a
celebration by professions and pro-
grammes; that working men and wo-
men should parade the streets behind
brass bands and crowd together in
close halls to listen to the flattery of
politicians and the speeches of agitat-
ors; in short, that it should be a day of
noise, fireworks, hard work and ex-
IRENE fatigue.
Wiser intuitions, rather than wiser
counsels, have since prevailed. and we
have instead a day for relaxation and
recreation. People are allowed and eX-
pected to put in their time as it pleaSes
them, and each Individual is left to
choose his own method of enjoyment
and his own place of rest. That man
who tramps the dusty streets all fore
noon in company with hundreds of his
fellows, hugging a heavy banner, per-
haps, and puts in the afternoon on a
hardwood seat may think he is having
a fine time while it lasts, but the
chances are that next morning he will
conclude that he might have passed the
time more pleasantly in some other
way.
With other holidays this one has
changed. We realize that there are
Darades, and harangues, and formal
tiles enough throughout the year to sat
isfy the stickler for such affairs. Labor
day is day of liberty for the laboring
classes. The stores and shops are clos
ed and employees are free for few
hours. They have a right and an in
clinatien to refrain from what tires and
nags them.
Still, there is large percentage Of
those who work for a living that will
be kept busy today, in spite
of the sentimental understand
ing that labor shall suspend
for the time being. Trains will have to
carry people to the bathing resorts,
newspapers must be printed, street cars
cannot stop running, the mails must be
handled, kilograms be sent, hotels kept
open, drugs sold, jails guarded, peace
preserved, crops gathered, house work
done, cows MIXED, musicians must
play, the Midway barkers must exer-
else their lungs. the body dancer must
exercise her muscles, physicians must
make their rounds and disabled bicy-
cles will have to be repaired. But all
these are glad some one enjoys the day,
and there is really rest in the change
and the knowledge that another holi-
day has come and gone.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-04
STRONG ARGUMENTS.

Without desiring to take part in a
controversy which Is fairly we'll sus-
tanned on both sides, and antedates
most men and institutions of modern
years, The Herald merely desires to re-
view the literary style and journalistic
ethics of contemporary. In an elo-
quent burst of profanity the Tribune
completely vanquishes all opposition
causes the dominant church to topple
on its foundations and browns the
usually penetrating voice of an evening
contemporary in sulphurious vapor.
The dastardly News" has traced
the fury of the storm to the bellows
whence it started. which demonstrates
that ''it is liar of liars" The storm
was not started for any such purpose
as that designated by sthe cowardly
editor of the News and men of his
ilk," but because 1.-The Mormon church
was organized as an absolutely treason
able despotism.' At least these are
the sentiments of the Salt Lake Tri-
bune, with whom one differs at the
imminent risk of similar tongue lash
ms SOASSQoChliys WIcii IL says lid
the pioneers concerning whom it made
so many pretty speeches two years ago
came to Utah at first as REASONABLE
an organization as ever existed" we re-
frain from turning back through its
files for statements to the contrary anc
for arguments in favor of church Off
Gals exerting a priestly influence ir
politics; for the peace must not be
broken further.
But here is one paragraph from the
Tribune WHICH appears unanswerable:
1.-The infamous coward, liar and
slave!''
That has vanquished many gold
bug in the years gone by, and is Otter
used to convince anti-imperialists OF
the error of their ways. We are anx-
ious to see how our evening contem-
porary answers it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-04
"It's Way Ahead.

There's at least one New York man
who knows what's what He was a
Burlington passenger from Kansas
City to Denver a couple of weeks
ago. and as ne comfortably tilted
back in big easy chair in the smok-
ing-room of the sleeping car "SIVA,"
he expressed himself in this fashion:
aDon't talk to me about the fine
trains they run back East. I know
all about them. They're not in 1t
with the West. Look at this car
it's way ahead of anything you'll
find outside of the limited trains be-
tween Chicago and New York. And
as for dir:ng cars, why, honestly,
I've Just had a better meal than
I can get in any restaurant In New
York, with perhaps three excep-
tons"
1s Won take the Burlington's lao p m
- a:sa1- n m. train for Omaha, chicago,
Kansas City and st. Louis. you Will nave
an opportunity OF satl sly yo1ro ortars
sta1ement-
TICKET OFFICE,
214 South West Temple st.
R.F. NEsLEN,
TRAY. Pass. and Freight Agent.
W.T.. MMILLAN,
General Agent, Salt Lake City.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-04
Saved the Vase.


The little son of a Manchester gentle
man. in mischievously playing with a
vase managed. after several attempts. TO
get his hand through the narrow neck
and was then unable to extricate it: For
half an hour or more the whole family
and one or two friends did their best to
withdraw the fist of the luckless Young
offender but in vain. 1t was very val
liable vase. and the father was loath to
break it. but the existing state of affairs
could not continue forever. AT length, at
ter final attempt to draw forth the hand
of the victim, the father gave up his eff
forts in despair, but tried last suggest
ion.
'.Open your handr he commanded the
fearful young captive. and then draw it
forth
boz.
.'Can't?" demanded the father ''Why?r
I've got penny in my hand" came
the astounding reply.
Why. you young rascal Drop it at
oncer' thundero the father.
The penny ratified in the bottom of the
vase and the hand came out.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-04
Couldn't Worry the Composer.

A musical organization intending to
give a performance of an oratorio began
to be alarmed about the probable cost of
the production.
Accordingly. the director of the chorus
said to the leader of the orchestra, who
was a professional musician:
We've got to keep down the expenses.
and l thought / might get you to leave
out the trombones. You know, they have
only four measures in the entire oratorio.
and If we leave them out we can save at
least f3 and no one will be any the
wiser
The leader of the orchestra was ex-
tremely shocked. Assuming tragic atti-
tude, he exclaimed
THAT would be an insult to the COM
poser.
The chorus director reflected moment,
and then said, cheerfully:
..Oh, never mind him; he's dead
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-04

know when the little chickens are to
be fed, and follow me to the coops, or
in the winter, mingle with the poultry
and try as best they can to swallow en-
tire grains of corn. The barn swallows
find their food in the air. and sharp in
deed must be their eyes to detect the
swift-winged insects in the upper re-
gions. almost in cloudland, yet at brief
intervals they return and show that
they have captured living prey; and
then. when the atmospheric conditions
are so changed that insect life takes
shelter, these birds will fit through the
barn and stable in search Of HiAa. al
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-04

ways to be found there. and also
gather many an unwary spider, picking
1t deftly from its web. The young ma
turalist can spend profitable day.
however, late in the summer, watching
the birds in search of their food 1t
must be remembered, too. that these
food gathering habits change with the
seasons, and while with many birds 1t
is a matter of insect-chasing in the
early summer and while the young are
to be fed, in the latter half of the sea-
son, when the seeds of plants are ripe
many birds change to a vegetable diet
Even swallows, late in September. when
moving southwark. have been seen 70
eat the seeds of the sweet gale.
Naturally every object that is digest
ible at all is utilized a. food, yet poi
sonous matter is apparently avoided
The result of this wide adaptibility OF
bird life is that birds eat birds. and
some even largely depend upon decom-
posed animal matter, such as vultures
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-04
SOME GOOD SHORT STORIES.
Obliging.
(Washington Star.)


The Young man who sings loud and long
was interrupted by tap at the door OF
his apartment.
Excuse me- said the tall, thin strang-
er. II am sorry to intrude. occupy the
fiat under you, and have come TO inquire
if you are the gentleman VINO sings Dal-
lads?"
Yes" was the answer. with the air OF
a man who is modest, but cannot DENY
the truth. Are you fond of music!
II don't know that l am what you call
anything particular against it, am very
much affected by some of the things
hear
THAT amounts to the same thing as
being fond of it, was the answer in a
tone of soothing announcement.
Il have been wondering If caught the
words of your favorite song CORRECTLY Let
me see:
Have / wished that the ebbing tide
Would bear me away on its bosom
To the ocean wide and wide
rs that right?''
Yes; that's all right, according to my
recollection. Is that one of the pieces
you are affected by?"
Yes. / have been affected by that for
hours at a time. 1t has drawn me irresist-
IDLY to you 1t has filed me with q yearn-
ing to do something that would make
you happier And | called up to say. that
if you'll come down to the river with me
any evening I'll pay your car fare and
hire a boat and give you good start on
the first ebbing tide scheduled. And /
don't mind saying that the further out it
bears you the better I'll be satisfied.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1899-09-04
He Failed AS An Educator.

lLOulSNllle IlnoS.J
The story is true. but it's rough on the
lawyer. He is fond of his children and
has hobby for trying to teach the small
means. He often collects a crowd on the
square and displays toy engine. This
he winds up. and as the wheels go round
applied to locomotion. Then he gets a
kite and tells the chestnut about Frank
lin. He always has something to display
and talk about. and has fiattered himself
that the audience was vastly impressed
and improved. One day as he walked into
the street small boy and his mother,
who had recently moved into the. neigh
there he is shouted the small boy. point
ing toward the lawyer. There's the
crazy man wat goes around up here with
them playthings.'
Anyone wishing a supply of second hand
engines. kites. lead ducks and magnets
can secure them now for mere song
The owner has gone out of the philafl-
thropy business.