The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-06-10

inscription. written In h!eroglyphlc, de-
| .no;ic and Greek characters"
''Oh. that's beautiful. Go on"
1.-The hieroglyphical writing reveals
Itself In monuments OF the first dynas-
ties. They are vast and wonderful re-
pleas OF an age when great minds
CROPPED d!mly In the sciences that now
| are included In the curriculum of every
| college. Now branch off Into ancient
| astronomy"
"Pinkie Shields Is going to wear tn.
gold star medal she took In astronomy.
Did you ever hear of such ostentat!on?"
What can You expect of u girl who
wears made-up leckties?"
II always suspected that she did: but
| you know she denied II and said she
| tied them herself. How did you find
out?"
The chambermnid showed me some
| Plnkie had given her when they were
| soiled. They were all sewed In places"
We'll! Well! What do You think of
| this, dear? And now, dear teachers,
! you to whom we owe the deepest debt
| OF gratitude for your answering devo-
| ton TO our interests. your patience with
our many failings, your intellectual
| guidance and support to you we must
| Oily hiVhti,
Are You going to say farewell
| twice."
Yes. I think It makes 1t strong. Be
sides. intend to draw out the las, fare
well IN sort of a sob. Don't you think
that's n good idca?"
| Capital, Go on"
".If. as we stand to-day with our re-
luctant feet upon the diverGlng line he
tween the world and the alma mater
we can boast OF any intelligence any
pre-eminerce In our studies. Il Is TO YOU
that we must be grateful. Accept. then.
our, heartfelt Thanks for your weary
weeks OF labor In cur interests and be-
lieve that we shall always cherish your
memory In our hearts even though the
waves Of lies ocean roll upon the
shores of time and carry us gu; upon
the vast sea Of l!te's university"
"-y-y-es. Can't You work In n
question there"
How would Break. break, break 90
there?" ,.. ..
Zine! And then wind up with q gen.
eral goodbye"
"Oh. I'll be so glad when I get the
old thing done! Are you nearly through,
| dear?"
mot half I have to skip around go
Tor facts. but mere toOnd whole
| page that | can slip In after. The
| Egyptologlst observes It's a quota
ton you know, but people don't notice
1t II you read quickly.
II should use lot Of them II I were
You"
"Oh. have. I shall devote about a
page to our high-minded ambitions and
our lofty aims and Ideals before ! wind
| up"
"Oh. that's easy. You can't have too
much o. that In It, Speak of the star Of
| promise shining always upon our path
way leading US to higher. truer lives. l
know heard that some place; In d play
think. but It's good line"
| "Oh, you are such n dear to help me,
Read ME what You have now"
i've Just reached: Professor Mas
7ero, the Encouragement OF the excava-
lions and antiquities OF Egypt. In his
official report OF the uncovering OF the
mummics writes as follows OF the ap-
pearance OF Rameses: THE face OF
| the mummy gives a fair idea OF the liv-
| Ing king Then follow two pages that
he wrote. II would only bore you II I
read II. 1t bores me to DEATH"
81 wonder why they ever choose such
awful subjects"
ITO impress our parents and relatives.
! suppose. But shouldn't complain.
Madeline Fortune has to write on
| Medieval and Modern Outlines Con-
| traEie'I and Nellie Bruce has anc to do
on The Final Extinction OF Man."
NELLIE Bruce Is going 10 wear 4 mink
| sash and string OF coral because she