New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-10-01
THE TALK or THE DAY.

"The Spobane Spokesman-Re Review issues be'u-
tIfullv illustrated quarterly number, containing
some stories and a number Of articles ABOUT ''e
great possibilities Of the State Of Washington
II can make some allowance for ne the BrTSSTprre
Of war news on your columns sHIu -. ,ai 90
fFourthlv who happened In at the newspaper Once
on Monday morning. but am earryihs on "a i IcH
palgn against the powers OF daLNnS9' 'aa ~ ais
Ike favoritism when you publish TWO pages % us
patches from the Philippines ana censor onc srrjb
Of my sermon down to two inches. -'Oh'''so ''''
une
A Missouri Editor in an account Of the wedding
Of a popular couple IN his town, said 'Ihey were
married al the home u the brides parents where
they Will remain until the groom gets Job
our heroine turned Ike hunted tigress brought
Why do you pursue men c| she . his5eh
because, replied the villain. cTaiuly ",
But persecution had transformed Margaret Van
Alstyne; she was no longer the intensely "o'ha"ly
"rha is no reason at all" she, shreked. and
Roderick skunk away. crushed and Inundated
Detroit Journal
THE Salt Lake Tribune" which has heretofore
been an ardent advocate of free silver, remarks:
''The gold mines Of the world VIII this year yield
$4,000 O0-nore than the gold and silver product
Of the word amounted to five years ago. II the
Transvaal trouble is settled peaceably this amount
will be sweled 10 900 next year. What ar
gument will 1.-THE Salt Lake Herald" or Mr. Bryan
offer to make clear the need Of remonetizaton?'
when the pursuit OF wealth tempts you, my
fox that nungered for some wonderfully fine grapes
was through a hole IN the wall It was SO small
that he had 10 fast three days before he could
bimssf he Was too large to crawl back through the
hole and was compelled TO fast another three days
before he could make his escape from tie garden.
yes" said the ambitious Young Man but why
didn't the fool fox take lot Of grapes 10 the hole
and push them out through #? Then he could have
carried away enough to keep him fat for a month"
Chicago Tribune.
we stu discover curious names in current 1T
eraturo" says The Atlanta Constitution" They
have a poet IN Virginia who is quite happy and
contentel as j Cupid Brown. another I'm Arkansas
is Edgar Allan Poe Smith. and one who halls from
the glorious state Of Georgia signs himself Byron
Jones Bosher. But never mind the names-for some
Of these same brethren cf the pen doing excel
.ent work ia spite OF all obstacles Thana topsis'
would stn be Thanatopsls even II Brother
Bosher. Of Georgia. had written II.
Well Andrew" said the teacher after a few
months absence how much DO you remember OF
An ma am never word" said Andrew
"Oh. Andrew Andrew" his teacher exclaimed
Have you forgotten all about the sun The moon
and stars, the day ana night and the seasons
"Oh. no, maam. he said Il do remember her
and Mars was = red gooseberry. and ate him -
philadelphia Times.
Longmont Col. has added new day to the
list Of autumn festival events On Thursday.
October g. IL will naugurate Pumpkin Day"
when pumpkin pies will be served free to all
visltors The pies are 10 DEE prepared by the
women OF Longmont. and by the farmers wives
OF the -. Vrain Valley. OF which that town Is
the commercial and business centre.
Mrs Newlywed-l was going 10 have some
sponge cake a surprise for you. dear but con-
fess IL failure.
Mr. Newlywed- What the matter?
Mrs Newlywed-I don't know FOR sure, but !
think the druggist sent me the wrong kind OF
snnngeA.--( Philade Record