davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-10-18

o male W tym wgledzie objas
nienie, bo przeciez ME god;
sic TAXI swietny projekt po
korzec chowac taxi bry
lantowy a nader jasno swieca
cy cz}owiek, jakim bezwarun
! kowo musi bye pan c., ME
powinien sic tax ukrywac.
J. G., Johnson, prezes de
mokratycznego komitetu> wy
konawczego przy Komitecie
narodowym, i Samuel B.
Cook, prezes komitetu finan'
sowego tego samego komite'
tu demokratycznego, powr6.
cili do Chicago dis rano z
konferencyi senatorem 'Jo-
mes i -gubernatorem Will
iamem J. Stone. G}owna
kwatera Narodowego Komi-
tetu Demokratycznego miesci
sic W Unity budynku, przy
Dearborn ulicy.
Rada miejska ma poniedzia}-
kowem posiedzeniu przyje}a
rezoIucye ma podstawie kt6rej
uda sic do Ieaislatury stanu
Illinois, z prozba o podniesie-
ME .d}ugu miejskiego gwaran-
towanego Z dwui pol procent
ma pie6, coby da}o miastu do
syc pieniedzy do Pokrycls
wszystkich wydatk6w miej-
skich., Burmistrz miasta pre-
slal do Rady miejskiej ordy-
mans rozporzadzajacy ze wszy-
scy ci ktorzy pedza elevatory
winni zadat egzamin, zaweto-
wawszy takowy i zarazem I
tenn przesla} Poprawki jake
chce by do tego ordynansu
poczyniono.
Po 16to-miesitznem poby-
Gle ma wyspach Filipinskich i
po braniu udzia} W kilkunastu
bitwach, OBJ, w. MackoWiak
powr6ci} we Wtorek do domu
swego W Chicago witamy SER
decznie przez famile znajo-
mych, P. MaGkowiak ciezkie
przechodziE ma wyspie Luzon
koleje. u jego boku, przeszy-
ty. kolq karabinowa, Pad} j.
Tojza i skona} MIN mu dokt6r
pospieszy} Z pomoca. ?. Mac
kowiak, sluzac przy 3cim pull
ku artyleryi battery g.. mlal
mia} bosyG sposobnosci zapoz-
nae sic kulami Filipihczykow
kt6rzy umiejq celnie strzelat.
Wraz L nim powr6ci} i Fr. .ku,
bat, Czeh, .kt6ry wraz MIN
ma wyspach filipiuskicn sluzW}.
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-10-18
Testament.

Testament.
: ~Doktor: - Me wolno panu
pic ami wilma, ami zadnego in
nego trunku. TAX samo "a
braniam panu kawy, herbaty /
innych denerwujacych trun-
k6w. % paleniu ami pan MARI,
a wszystkich t}ustych pokar-
NOW sic pan wystrzegaj. W
pokoju trzeba siedziec i ME
wychodzic nigdzie.
Pacyent: A do notaryu-
sza isc wolno?
Doktor: - A to po CO?
P'acyent: - Zrobit tesla
ment.
~. Czytajcie ''Telegraf,,
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-10-18
CENA: 3 CENTY
POIdCu W Hnl6ruC6.


] kosciele sw. Stanis}awa, urzadzony
: staraniem Towarzystwa Moniuszki.
Pittsburg, Pa. - Jan Robacki
= zamieszkafy pod No. 13l S. Eight
Str. spad}szy dose wysokich scho-
dow zlamai prawa noge udzie i
poni6sf opr6cz tego wewnetrzne u
szkodzenia. Upadek sprowadzif ma
niego omdlcnie W kt6rym 60 znalaz}
: policyant J. Diebold, kt6ry spro-
wadzif ambulans zawi6zl ciezko
potfuczonego do szpitala na South
Side.
- jerry Czarnecki, zostal zcsz}c-
go tygodnia bardzo rokaleczony W
kopalni wegla " Wilmerding.
Ludwik Puchajda zostal pokaIe-
czony W kopalni wegla Mansfield
Coal Co. Nieszczesliwego odwic-
ziono do West Penn szpitala, gdzie
mu noge ujeto ponizcj kolana.
- We wtorek rano, dnia logo
wrzesnia 1899 roku sad kryminalny
pod przewodnictwem sedziego
White, rozpatrywa} sprawe OBJ. Jo-
zefa Tarkowskiego, kt6ry by} "a
skanony przez zygmunta Won Chrza
nowskiego redaktora "Gazety Pitts
burgskiej" o wrzekome pobicie, Sc
dziowie przysiegli zastanawiaIi sig
mad wyrokiem 10 minut oswiac-
czyli, re p. Tarkowski jest niewiI-
nym zarzutu npadu ipoJicia, a kosz-
ia W sumie sS4 wfozyli na Chrza-
nowskiego.
Milwaukee, NV parafi sw.
Jadwigi za}ozono o polskie towarzy-
stwo narodowe, Ikt6re urzqdzaG be-
dzie oLchody narodowe, wyp}acac
swym czFonkom wsparcie razie
choroby posmiertne it'd.
..- Anna Wallach, zamieszka}a
pod no. 500 przy 3ciej ulicy, upadf-
sly ma chodniku, zfamala sobie pra-
we biodro.
- Andrzej Labahski pose}a} swe-
60 l3letniego SYM do fabryki po-
daE jego wick ma IA lat. Prawo "a
kazuje zatrudnianie dzieci W wieku
nizej II lat, ale poniewaz Labahski.
ME podai prawdziwego wieku chic
paka, wiec tegoz zatrudniano We ia
bryce. Inspector fabryczny stwier-
dziwszy sfafszowanic, kaza} Labah-
skiego arcsztowat a.sedzia policyj-
ny skaza} 60 Ia s. i koszta.
Fr. Swoka, oskarzony to samo
przestepstwo, twicrdzi, re syn jego
ma IA lat. Il tego powodu sedzla
odFozyi sprawe do l9 bm.
South Bend, Ind. - Andrzej
Trawka Anna Eickert zostali are
sztowani ma mocy warrantu, obwi-
nieni nierzad.
Ostatniej soboty W Sokolnl przy
W. Division ulicy przy dose llcz-
nym udziale publicznosci odby}a sic
uroczystosc drugiej rocznicy Tow.
SokoE6w Polskich Zyg. Balickiego
No. |.
Winona, Mimi. - Cmarf tn W
poniedziatek Wiktor Czapiewski,
sekretarz polskiej parafi plerwszy
mlynarz W parowym mFynie Bay
State Mill & Co.
Bay City, Mich. - karol Smie-
lecki, pracujac W tartaku desek
przez zerwanie sig hamulca zostaf
rzucony pod ko}a, kt6re zmiazdzy}y
mu noge pokaleczy}y reke, W "a
przeszla sobote zakohczy} zycie.
Baltimore, Md. - Ostatniego po-
niedzia}ku ntonqf August, II letni
svn OBJ. Jana Dabrowskiego, zam.
pn. SCI S. Rose ul.
Duryea, Pa. - w kopalni Hal
stead zfamaf noge Kodak nasz Stefan
Swobodnicki. Nieszczesliwego od-
stawlono do miejscowego szpitala.
Detroi, Mich. - Marta Skrzyp-
kowska zaskarzy}a Maryanne Wis
nievuka o $4,000 odszkcdowania "a
z}amanie jej nogi Wisniewska
pchne}a w6z ma schody W domu
skrzypkowskiej W chw1li gdy ia z
mich schodzi4a.. W6z uderzy} W
noge skrzypkowskiej tax silnie' ze
! :. ,,l,,,ol
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-10-18

kOllC. NldlO ~ ";>
rzucono psom, ma pozarcle.
St Petersburg: Zbiory zu'
peInie W po}udniowej Rossy]:
zawiodly i nedza zaglada W o,
czy ludziom. Ma Kaukazle gf6d
ministerium ro}nictwa dostaje
miliony prozb O wspomozenle'
Madryd; Donosza tu Z wysp
Luzon ze W ciagu Smiu mie-
siecy, przeszlo 500 Z hiszpa1i-
skich jeic6w wojennych umar-
10, kobiety sa oburzone ma to
zwlekanie w otrzymanie uwol-
nienia wiezni6w.
Barcelona. - Opozycya
przeciw nowym podatkom ro-
snac dochodzi juz dis dc Ma
lagi i Alicante. Porzadnych
rozmiar6w zaburzenia, mlafy
miejsce u Villanova. Cabinet
sonora a Silvela, stale sic Z
kazdym dniem mniej popular
nym,
Rzym. = Markiz Venosta,
wloski minister spraw ze-
wnetrznych, ma zamiar zapro-
ponowat spis ludnosci caEe--
60 swiata.
Wiedeh. - Czesi organizu-
ia sic, by stawiac przeszkody
rzadowi, W nadchodzacych po-
siedzeniach parlamentu. Jak
Badeni przed}ozy} swe prawo
iezykowe, dajace Czechom lch
iezyk czeski W szkolach i sa-
dach, mlodo czesi, sk}anlaja-
cy sic ku Rosyi, ME chcieli lse
Z Polakami reka W reke, tylko
pomagali Niemcom: Gdy te-
raz rad austryacki chce pra-
wo to odwolat, mfodo-czesl
krzycza gwaEtu.
Bruksela. - Jak donosza,
krol Leopold stanowczo ople-
ra sic proponowanemu zwlaaz-
kowi ma}zehskiemu, jego cor
XII Stefanii, wdowie po kslecl
Rudolfe, a hrabia Elemcr
Lonayay, a to ola tcgo, re
przez to malzehstwo, ona stra-
ci wszelkie prawa do tronu
austro- wegierskiego.
Bremen. - Zawarto tn syn
dykat niemiecki, kt6ry ma "a
zamiar wejScie do Rosyi bu-
dowanie i operowanie elektry-
cznych kolei ulicznych.
Havana. - Biskup HAWAII
ski powiada, re dotychczas
publicznost slyszaEa tylko czesc
historyi dotyczqcej kosciofa.
Oglasza on, ze koscioE ME ma
W posiadaniu, ami ME pobleraf
dochodu zadnych dobr do
ktorych ME miaE prawa. w
niekt6rych wypadkach, gdzle
pieniadze pozostawiono iowa
rzystwom religijnym ma msze'
a towarzystwa takle lstnlec
przesta}y, koscio} zabraf pie
niadze, jako zaplate "a msze.
Biskup powiada, re kubah-
czycy ME byli wiecej cd Hisz-
pan6w, nieprzyjaznymi kosclo-
iowi, Hiszpanie rabowali kos
cioly, jezeli tylko znalezi ia
kies usprawiedliwienie.
Manila. - Powstaicy przy-
.puscili silny atak de Angeles,
wczesnym rankiem we VITO
rex. Ajax piechoty, zosta} "a
kryty silnym bombardowa-
MEM armatami, prawdopodo-
bnie kanonierki Stanow Zje-
dnoczonych Urdaneta, kt6ra
zostafa przychwycona przez
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-10-18
WlddOmOSCl zdgrdnlCzn6
Boerowie bija.
ANGLICY OSZUKALI SIZE.
Transvaal jak widac jest
gOrzkiem do zgryze-
mia jabikiem.

Zapowiadywane cd dawna uspO-
kojenie Filipihczyk6w zakon-
czenie rewolucyi ME mad
chOdzi.
Pretoria. - General Kock
dowodzacy jednym korpusem
wojsk Transvaalu obsadzlf
Newcastle, silna za}oga. Mia
sto zosta}o wzietem W sobote,
po wyparciu niego Angli-
kow.
Wojska Orange Free State
posuwaja sic W pefnym .ryn-
sztunku wojennym W strone
Ladysmith, gdzie sic zapewne
zlacza wojskami Transvaalu.
Potpdniowe korpusy zagrazaja
Alival North i oblega Kim
berley.
Woiska Transvaalu znlszczy-
Iy most ma rzecze Molopo W
Mafeking. Tez wojska wysa-
dzily W powietrze ca}y poclag
na}adowany dynamitem, a pc
dzacy DO kolei Cape, W Be-
chuana.
Anglia powierzyIa swe inte-
resa w Transvaal, amerykah-
skiemu konsulowi Marcum.
Londyn. kimberley costa
10 zupe}nie cd swlata, przez Bo-
crow odcietem. LIME telegra-
6czne przerwane. Same mia
sto ma silny garnizon i zaopa-
trzone W znaczny zapas armat
i amunicyi.
Dundee Silly Boerow leza
miedzy Ingagne i New Castle
a plac6wki stoja oParte o Da-
muchaumer, kt6re zosta}o "a
ietem. Armia posuwa sic W
trzech kolumnach, pod glow
mem dowodztwem generaia
Ioubert. Zachodnia kolumna
z}ozona jest Z wojsk Trans
vaalu, Orange Free State
Holendr6w, OPERA sic o wa
w6z Bathas.
Wschodnia kolumna, nader
liczna, weszla do Natal cd.
Wakkerstrom.
Gen. Joubert ma czele sroo-
kowej kolumny przemaszero-
wal przez Laig Mex.
Wszystkie kolumny ida
wDrost ma Glencoe.
Armia Wolnych Stanow,
liczaca okolo 1900 pllnuje
wawoz6w Dualensberg.
Durham. Rad og}osi} stan
oblezenia W New Castle, Dun
dee, Flip River, Nuslgal wyz-
sza Tugila. Jako powod ku
temu, podaje otwarte sprzy]a-
ME Boerom, przez obywatell
Natalii.
Berlin. "Berliner. Tage-
blatt" donsi, ze ma Z naJleP-
szego zr6dla potwierdzenie, ze
ostatnia wizyta, jaka hr. Mu-
rawiew, rosyjski minister
spraw zewnetrznych, odda}
Francyi,, mia}a ma celu zawl-
k}anie Francyi W usi}owaula
przeszkodzenia wojnie W Tran
svaalu. Prasa rosyjska jedno-
g}osnie popiera strone Bo-
crow.
Washington, D. c. - Mi
nisteryum Stanu zostafo "a
wiadomionem przez komPanle
telegrahczne, ze komunlkacya
Z Transvaalem zostafa przer'
wana.
Moskwa. - Donosza tuta
zKabulu, ze wszyscy wybltnleJ
-: :ab,,,,ote1e AfUhan1 ODuSZ
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-10-18
WiddOInOSGi krdjOW6.
Columbia g6ral.
Zwycieza w pierwszym
wyscigu.
POdr0z prezydneta.-Sejm Zwiaz.
ku NarodowegO PolskiegO w
Grand Rapids, Michigan.
RAPPORT gen. Shafter.

New York. - w poniedzia
lex odbyl sic pierwszy wysci!
jachtowy O posiadanie pucha
ru amerykaiskiego. Do wy
scigu stane}y jachty: Colum
bia amerykahski i Shamrock
angielski. Columbia preset
gnela Shamrock, pozostawia
jac takowy o ~ mill W tyle
DIS drugi wyscig.
Springfield, Ills. - Maj
wyzszy sad stanowy zadecydo
wal, ze reczyciele "a by}eg(
skarbnika stanowego Ramsay
ktorzy powodu tegoz defrau
dacyi nastepnego samob6jstws
stracili s363,539,52 ME mogf
tel kwoty dostat napowrot 1
masy spadkowcj.
Lcadville, Col. -Od tygo,
dnia niezwykle silna burza
sniegowa szaleje w g6rach o,
kolo Leadville. 1900 owlec
pastuch zaginefo.
Austin, Tex. - Telegram
Z Ortiz Meksyku donosi, ze
banda Z przeszlo 900 Mayo
Indyan zlozona, zEaczyla sic W
poblizuSahenoripa Yaqui re-
beliantami. Prowadza teraz
razem WoJne PrzeclW rzado"l
meksykahskiemu.
Washington, D. c. Mini
steryum wojny og}osilo rapport
Genera}-majora Williama r,
Shafter, komenderujacego de-
partamentem California i Co.
Iumbia. Gl6wnq praca depar-
tamentu byEo wysefanie wojsk
i zapas6w ma l'iIipiny.
South birmingham, Mass.
- 46ty puEk ochotnik6w, od-
jccha} zt2d W poniedzlaEek do
San Francisco CAL, gdzie
wsiadzie ma okreta, ktorc 60
zawiozq do Manili.
San Francisco, Cal. - Po-
wracajqc do domu Sissy pulk
ochotnikow Z Iowa, otrzyma
krolewskie powitanie gdy tn
przybedzie, w poniedzia}ek
przybyIa tn olbrzymia delega-
cya L Iowa, ia powitanle. De-
legacya z'ozona jest tax Z ko-
biet, jak / L mezczyzn.
WaMegan, III. - Przygo-
towania do przyjecia prezy-
denta tutaj, So ukohczone.
Przybedzie on tutaj O 12:45
przemawiac bedzie Z Platfor7
my, urzadzonej pred stacya
kolei North Western.
Carlinville, III. - Process
pani Enestyny Shadlich, o,
skarzonej wraz Z Ottonen
Mathes O zamordowanie byte,
90 senatora Hampton Wall I
Stamuton W sierpniu 1898,
rozpocza} sic w poniedzia':}keEf ais "
sadzie okregoBm pow iat'
Macoupi1.
Paris, Mo. - Toczy sic tu
tai process Aleksandra Jeste:'
oskarzonego o z1mordowanlt
Gilberta Gates W 1871 roku
lester po dokonanym morder
stwie znikl i mkt o MIN ME
wiedzial. Dopiero jego siostr;
wyda}a wydala go przesz}eg'
roku.
Grand Rapids, Mich. =.
Przem6wienia CUB. Pingree
Tomasza Carroll cenzora l
M. Helihskiego odspiewanl
polskiego hymnu, zamarkows
Telegraf. (Chicago, Ill.) 1892-19??, 1899-10-18

=. Czytajcie "'Telegraf ),
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
A MEDDL1NG pH0NoGRAPH.
How the Noisy Machine Spoiled
Profitable Sale for a Phila-
delphia Jeweler.

The board of health is the recipient
of many queer complaints, but the one
it received the other day from dis
gusted and nervously prostrated jew
eler of Eighth street is entitled to
prominence in class by itself, says the
Philadelphia Record.
1t seems that the iewelry store is To-
Gated next door to a phonograph estab-
lishment that has for the purpose of at
tracing passers-by n phonograph go
ing all day long. All kinds of tunes and
alleged witty sayings are squeaked
forth from early in the morning until
late at night in peculiarly penetrating
and nerve destroying tones. AT first.
the machine efforts at wit amused the
jeweler, and he used to laugh heartily
at the comicalities, but these were re-
peated with such deadly persistence
that they began to pail, and from be-
ing amused the tradesman grew into a
negative desperate.
One day the climax was reached when
a customer, who looked like "ready
money" came in to buy u diamond ring.
For some reason the machine next door
was quiet for awhile, and the jewelcr
was just on the point of closing a high
ly profitable sale when the shrill voice
of the phonograph began TO sing" ."Get
Your Moneys WORTH The amazed
customer hesitated, and finally told the
jeweler he would call another day. This
incident was the last straw, and the
board of health will look into the mat
| ter,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
NERVE MAKES A WOMAN.
Makes the Perfect Female
Mistress of Self.

81 believe that thoroughbred wom-
nervous and high strung" said the
woman who looked the thoroughbred
in every inch of her slender person.
Her hair, says the Chicago Chronicle,
was like snow-white spun silk, her skin
was as fine and delicate and delicately
tinted as baby's and it was all set off
in a dainty way by the pretty, soft lace
around her throat and her deep chin
chilla furs. She had just had a trouble
some wound lanced OH finger with no
outcry, and the surgeon had admired
greatly the fortitude of woman so
delicately nodded and finely made.
EYES," continued the woman, II am
sure it is SO. You will find it mere
often the ignorant people, the people of
coarser natures, who lose self-control.
A thoroughbred woman shows herqual-
ity as a thoroughbred horse does. A
fine horse must be handled carefully.
it's nerves are always on the alert, it is
easily excited, and responsive to every
touch, but in time of need you can rely
upon it to do good service and use its
nerve to the best purpose, if it dies in
the effort, while an old dull farmers
horse, which nothing can impress, in an
emergency seems to weaken, lose its
head, and become dangerous and un-
manageable.
eff l had children, the one thing /
would attempt to develop in them would
be fine nerve. 1t means great deal; it
is that which makes the perfect wom-
an mistress of herself, though china
fal1'n
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
SUGAR AND SEA POWER.
From This Showing Each of tn.
Great Maritime Nations Has
a Sweet Tooth.

The great maritime powers are all
great sugar-eating nations. Wherever
the spirit of navigation, commerce,
travel and colonization is strong there
is a large consumption of sugar per
head, says Pearson's Weekly.
England heads the nations of the
world in fondness for sweet things, the
sugar consumption there being 10
pounds year for each inhabitant. The
United States is close second, each III
dividual consuming G7.o7 pounds per an
mum.
In Denmark the quantity is As pounds
a head, in Holland "a pounds, in France
90 pounds, in Norway and Sweden 25
pounds, in Russia 10 pounds. in Italy Z
pounds, in Turkey Z pounds, in Greece
6 pounds and in Servia pounds.
Cuba produces annually 975,0O0 tons
Of cane sugar, the United States 100000
tons. Java contributes 100000 tons each
year, the Philippine islands 1000 tons,
Hawaii 135,000 tons and Porto Rico co.
COO tons.
Germany leads in the production CT
beetsugar, with onethird of the annual
yield, while Austria is next. France,
Russia, Belgium and Holland each pro-
duce about the same quantity.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
IRON GRAvEYARDs.
Build One in Venezuela That
Will Hold $4,000 Bodies.

The iron manufacturers of Pennsyl-
vania have been asked, through the
medium of the National Association of
Manufacturers to submit proposals to
the government of Venezuela for an
iron graveyard in which to renter 25,-
coo bodies. The proposal is novel with
iron industries of this state, although
there are few iron cemeteries in the
southern cities, says the New York
Sun.
The graveyards. particularly in Car
acas, heretofore have been built of
stone, but these have proved unsatis-
factory. They were not waterproof.
They could not be made so; at least the
skill of the average Venezuelan failed
in this direction. When the Venezu-
clans came to look into the wonders on
display in the Manufacturers associa-
tion's sample warehouse at Caracas
they decided that American ingenuity
would solve the problem of the proper
care of the dead The water persisted
in percolating through the rock bar
riers. These were as costly as they
were insufficient.
The Venezuelans have become tired
of building stone graveyards. They
have been erected at great expense of
marble and granite, and it is believed
that iron will answer every purpose.
But 1t must be made waterproof, and
Mr.. Nagle, of the Manufacturers asso-
citation, said to-day he did not doubt
that Pennsylvania mechanics could fur
nish structure that would answer
every purpose.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
OUR PRESIDENTS.
Much Less Than That in
Any Other Nation.

Itcosts thepeopleofthe United States
$114,8G5 a year for chief executive.
His salary is $4,000 and found" as
our western neighbors say. The presi-
DENTS finding is rather comprehensive.
covering about every possible require
ment of family. His private secre-
tary, the clerks, doorkeepers, messen-
gers and steward and three other serv-
ants cost us $33, 8G5 year. Then there
is contingent fund of $4,000 year
which the president may use according
to his discretion.
In furniture and repairs to the white
house the sum of $4,000 more, to be
used by the direction of the president,
is provided by the nation, and is always
expended. For fuel alone $4,000 is al.
lowed, and for necessary repairs to the
greenhouse there.is $4,000.
Altogether the presidential finding
annually amounts to the snug sum OF
$64,s65, nearly $4,000 year more than
his salary. The two aggregate $114..
SG5. This is an imposing aggregate
but it is small compared with other
presidents. The president of the French
republic receives as salary $4,000 a
year, $32,4so for contingent purposes
and handsome house, rent free. So we
get our president rather cheaply, aft.
| er all.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
A HOSPITAL REM1N1scENcE.
II Turned Out That Corp. Finn Was
Not So Dead as He Was
Supposed to BE.

''There was a case of sickness came
under my care" says DR.. Doherty, in
Demorest's Magazine, chat had a very
bright ending. 1t was that of Corporal
Finn, of the Ninth Massachusetts. He
had been reported dead and buried in
Santiago, but. as matter of fact, he
was alive at Montaull and doing we'll in
the hands of one of my associates.
II was in my tent one afternoon when
q young man came forward politely
and asked, me if could give him the de-
tails of his brothers death; the name,
he said, was Corporal Finn.
Why said l, Corporal Finn is not
dead at ALL
81 beg your PARDON he answered.
but Corporal Finn certainly is dead.
simply wish to get the facts about
him for our family
81 don't see how he can be dead
said l. when saw him drinking bot
tie of ginger ale not half an hour ago.
That could not have been my
brother, madam, for my brother died
at Santiago. The newspapers printed
it,
"'Come with me, and you can judge
for YOURSELF I said, and led him to my
ward.
And we had hardly passed into the
tent when voice called out: Hello,
Jack and there was the corporal sit
ting up against his pillow, as pleased as
could be to see his brother. And the
brother promptly tainted away. We
had lively time with him for an hour
or so, but it was all right finally, and
in couple of days they started home
together"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
Unfortunate Mi.appr.hen,,.n.

A story of Lord Russell of Killowen.
as told by himself the other day.
shows how risky a thing it may be,
after all, for a prisoner to speak in his
own defense. One such, who seemed
TO be really making out his innocence,
the lord chief justice, who had missed
mumbled word. interrupted with the
question: what did you say? what
was your last sentence2" "Three
months, my lord" said the crestfallen
prisoner-pleader. IT is hardly neces-
sary to add that the lord. chief justice
forgot his admission, or remembered
it only In the prisoners favor, when
that particular sentence. had to be
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
Jnpane.e Imitation.

A japanese named Takuma has been
turning the skill in imitation, with
which his countrymen are gifted, to
nefarious ends. and has been convicted
at Sydney of forging seven copies of
rare early New South Wales stamp
rated at $400. The imitation was so
perfect that the stamps were purchased
by dealers and sent to London, where
they passed the scrutiny of several ex-
perts.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26

ing inactivity--of de-
bilitating artificial life
have made it i1lpos-
sible for some women
to fully return to the
perfect healthfulness
of a natural state but
every woman may be
helped to a large de-
gree. The organs di-
rectly involved may
be strengthened, pu-
rified, invigorated for
the time of trial and
for this purpose DIR.
Pierce's Favoritc Pre-
scription has been
uSeQ Wltn success
by hundreds of thou
sands of women. 1t
is the product of the
skill and experience
of a regularly gradu-
ated ply sici ia n-a
skilled cnacial;ct who
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26

An old West of England country
woman, speaking to district visitor of
her son who was sailor, said: "Ah,
ma'am, my son that has been to the
north pole, he tells me some things that
| really can't believe, though he is my
son. He tells me, ma'am, that he has
seen with his own eyes ice bugs as big
as church." All the cleanly instincts
of the old soul were in revolt at the bare
possibility of such monstrosites
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
Prompt Attention

to orders is one of the things on which
we pride ourselves.
But good food, properly cooked, is
the special feature of our restaurant.
In this we excell. We serve the choic-
est edibles of the season and vary the
menu each day. Dainty dishes of de-
icious flavor to tickle the palate.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1899-01-26
sasaciou. Army Dogs.

The German army dogs are so trained
that when they find dead body they
set up prolonged bowling. If no one
comes they take the dead mans cap or
some small article, and with this in
their teeth go on hunt for their train
er, whom they lead to the spot. If the
man is wounded he gives his cap to the
dog, and the same object is accom-
nlished