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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24

Miss DeCoy docking up and blush
ing)-And do you like my touch, Mr..
Brandywine?
Mr.. Brandywine Cooking conscious
that he is about to say something witty,
and at the same time politic)-I dare
say l should like it; though / have
never felt it, as yet.
Miss DeCoy turning scarlet, and try
ing to seem unconcerned) Just like
you men-confident of a thing, without
first making sure of it.
Mr.. Brandywine Qeaping in the air,
and landing at her feeD-O, my darling
l can never love anyone but you; for
five long years have
Enter MIR. Undine. from behind por-
there.
Mr.. Undine-Ahem!
Exit Mr.. Undine, whistling, "All
Coons Look Alike to Me"
nIr Brandywine crushing into the
hall and intercepting Mr.. Undine)-
Cur, did you mean that for me?
Mr.. Undine drawing himself up, and
putting his chest out)-Pup, don't you
bark at me, or I'll cause your face to
disintegrate.
Mr.. Brandywine-Wh Whose face to dis
integrate?
Mr.. Undine-Why. your face to disin-
tegrate.
Mr.. What? My face to
disintegrate?
Enter Mr.. Jojoe, rubbing his mono
Gle.
Mr.. Jojoe-Upon me word, these
blawsted. bloody Americans are engag-
ing in prize fight.
Enter Miss DeCoy, and running be-
tween the threatening combatants.
Miss DeCoy-oh! gentlemen, do call
it draw; for my sake; remember that
you are breaking the Law by engaging
in such a contest
The two separate, but dart nenacing
glances at one another.
Enter Mr.. Mustard. closely followed
by Mrs Hammerslaw.
Mrs. Hammerslaw (singing):
on. II / had the money that's due me.
I'd pay my rent Tomorrow.
Then the Landlord shouldn't have to sue
me.
And | shouldn't have this sorrow.
So pay, pay, pay.
Or get into the street:
For I'm angry at the way
You eat my bread and meat
AL applaud save Mr.. Mustard.
Mrs. HammersIaw with look Of
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES you Like my
song, Ar. Mustard?
Mr. Mustard tnerv0uslyl -Ah! al,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24

Aguenaldy's that foxy he niver comes
near tn bear thrap. Wan mornin' Gin
eral Coxey sees Aguenaldy settin' on
tn top iv hill and emptyin' tn gravel
out iv his r-runnin' shoes.
Hello, me bucko!" says Gineral
Coxey.
9TH same to ye,' says Aguenaldy.
" lis a fine mornin'," says Gineral
Coxey.
1T is tn same, says Aguenaldy, 'Fbut
glory be" says he, It's tired out l am
from tn ixercise,' says he.
Coal lie is good to rub in tn jints, .
says Gineral Coxey; have we liver tried
it," says he, edgin' up to Aguenaldy.
NO." says Aguenaldy, 81 haven't"
says he, land Ill shoot We full iv holes
with me bow and narrow if we move
another shtep," says he.
''Tush," says Gineral Coxey, don't
be unsociable," says he. LET us min
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24

Afterwards Gineral Coxey wur pro
NOTED for bravery in action in tn
resteraw.
They's little more to be told, ladies
and gintlemin. Tn Flippeens are har-
rdy race and whin theys no road to
r-run on they climb tn threes and
jump from bough to bough fer all tn
worruld like a passed. iv monkeys. IT'S
no throuble for tn Flipeens to carry
on tn war. If tn land would only
hold out they could carry it on as far
as Frisco. TIL only way to shtop tn
war is to turin tn hose on tn islands
till they'se nothin' left fer tn Flipeens
to r-run on.
Thankin' We, ladies apd gintlemin, fer
yer kind attintion, we will now dis
perse be singin' tn national athem:
IN bet two dollars that Columbia
beats tn Shamrock black and blue"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24
PROF. GOOGAN.
A Lecture on the Philippine
War.

Professor Googan was greeted by a
of his justly celebrated scientific lee
lures on scientific subjects at Potatoe-
burg. The Professor plunged at once
into his subject.
Ladies an Gintlemin-Th' subject iv
me discoorse this evenin' is tn war in
tn Flipeen Islands. TIL first pitcher
in me panomarra is tn Fourteenth I'm
tied States Infuntry chasin' Aguenaldy
through barb wire fence. Ye can see
tn IMPRESSION iv mortal terror on tn
face iv tn flynn Flipeen because tn
barb wire fnce have captured a Yard
or so iv his most ixpinsive r-runnin'
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24
THE STOLEN GlZZHRD.
A DRAMA. IN ONE ACT.
Dramstis Personae.

Mrs Hammerslaw-A Fifth avenue
boarding house keeper.
Miss Dotty DeCoy-A pretty boarder
and fayorite with Mrs. Hammerslaw.
Mr.. Brandywine- Star boarder, and in
love with Miss DeCoy.
Mr.. Jojoe-An English nobleman,
travelling incog, as dominic.
Mr.. Mustard-A modest young man,
behind with his board bill.
Mr.. Undine-A magician in disguise
also in love with Miss DeCoy.
Dogs, cats and attendants.
SCENE l.
Parlor in the boarding house Miss
DeCoy seated at the piano lightly play
ing Home, Sweet Home
Enter Mr.. Brandywine.
Mr.. Brandywine-Ah I thought /
recognized your magic touch, Miss De-
Coy.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24

cheers. Added to this there was ia
miliar rafting and Changing sound that
told them their commanding officer
was approaching. And, indeed, it was
General Beauregaldo himself coming
down the road on dead run. In one
hand he held an envelope, which he
waved aloft triumphantly. In the
other he had his sword and scabbard,
holding it out of the way of his legs,
SO that he would not be tripped up, an
accident that would, at his rate of
speed, have proved disastrous.
"Hyuh it Isl Hyuh it isl" shouted
che General, excitedly, running up. "Ah
knowed Mckinley would give me tn
recognition that belongs to me. Gath
ah round, nah brave soldhiahs, an
Ah'll read yo' what he says
The General then took out his sword
and holding the envelope in front of
him carefully inserted the point of his
weapon in one of the interstices and
opened the missive 1t proved to be a
telegram inviting the Goochland County
Brigade to participate in Dewey cele-
bratlon. 1t was not from President Nc
Kinley, but from the head of the COM
mittee in charge of the affair. This
small discrepancy in his statement
that the dispatch was from Mckinley
was quickly corrected by the General,
who said that Mckinley never signed
any of his kilograms, but simply au
thcrized them.
This explanation seemed to satisfy
the members of the staff. and smiles
began to play on the features of them
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gle with ye,' says he, "and put tn
handouts on yer wrists says he. IF
they's any sinse in ye," says Gineral
Coxey, surrender now, and I'll fix it
at tn Central SOS We will only git thir-
rty days" says he. I'VE want We to
shtop r-runnin' SOS we can introduce
civilization and coon songs among ye,'
says he, thryin' again to edge up near
er to Aguenaldy.
Il like tn prospect We shpread befoor
me-" says Aguenaldy, but" says he
IF We thry to push yerself into me pris-
inee, says he, I'll hand ye a hot belt
in tn neck with this rock says he.
Stubborn man that We are" says
Gineral Coxey, get in tn bear thrap.
says he, and become a pr-risoner iy
war" says he. III We don't run of
with tn thrap we'll hang ye at sun
down, but otherwise we name We no
harm" says he
I thank ye." says Aguanaldy. putin
on his shoes and windin' up his cy-
clometer. "but," says he. Il pr-romised
mother" says he, TO make another
century befoor mornin," says he. and
with lis. Aeeasaaldy shtarts and
Limbs over into tn mkt county.
Anyway" says Gineral Coxey.
watchin' tn fiyin' Flipeen. twas 4
har-rd fought battle. and thin be
goes into tn city an orders beefsteak
and onions for supper.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24

all. Then the General began to display
signs of nervousness and gave orders
in rapid-fire fashion.
Have yo' unifohms cleaned up at
once, NAH gallant boys," he shouted,
AN see that yo' aims and equipments
are in the best condition. We must
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24

was carefully pealing a turnip: "the
Gennle told us that Mckinley would
leave anything he was doing to nave a
talk with him.
At this point the entire staff pricked
up its ears. Far up the road there were
sounds of hallooing, shouting and
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24

Gineral Coxey ran after Aguenaldy
for uwinty-sivin miles, yelIin': "I'll
take two dollars, I'll take two dol
larsl and thin he give out for want iv
breath. Afterwards Gineral Coxey
wur promoted for bravery in action.
TIL mkt pitcher in me panomarra
shows Gineral Coxey settin' bear trap
in tn jungle to catch Aguenaldy. But
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24

them that they were behind freight
engine.
In a few minutes more amid the
cheers of the General and the bleating
of the sheep, the staff was on its way
to the Dewey celebration.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24

impress Admiral Dewey with ouah i'm
pohtance. OF co'hse as membahs of
the brigade staff, First Goochland
County Gyahdts, yo' all will be pre-
scented tub tn Admiral, an | will ride
in the same carriage with him. But
we must not stand hyah idlin'. sub.
Theah is wuhk tub be done"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24
GENERAL BEAuREGALDO.
He Goes To Meet Dewev.

The Goochland County Brigade was
sitting quietly about the camp grounds.
the members of the staff wondering
what was delaying the General. The
latter had left about two hours before
with the remark that he was going to
the telegraph Office to communicate
with the President.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24

9TH Gennle seems tub be havin'
trouble communicative with tn Prs dent
to-day. Mr.. Mckinley must be busy"
said the chaplain, YEARLY.
THAT wouldn't make no difference"
answered the inspector general, who
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24

citadel. / dinnaw what is citadel, but
it sounds well in me letchur. That
same afternoon tn noble Gineral Coxey
met Aguenaldy and TRIED t. pull his
leg for floor dollars in Es1iish money
Aguenaldy STARTED runnin' and he
haven't shtopped to this day.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24

pants IT'S a stir-rin' pitcher, ladies
an gintlemin.
TIL war in tn Flipeen Islands wur
shtarted in tn year Ammo Dominicker,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24

1872, when tn noble Gineral Coxey led
his vict-rius throops up tn hill iv Man
liza and demanded tn surrender iv tn
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1899-09-24


a DEBUTANTE.
pi0ony cheeks that flush and brighten
Like the SKY ere morning breaks,
Eyes that 4aFkle or tighten
Like deep mountain lakes.
Ear as graceful a. a web shell
Rare beyond tbs range Of art,
Pearl and pinky as q sea shell,
Lgps-be stu, my heart
Chin that dimpies when she's smiling;
snowy throat without a heek.
And some cunning c0rlE DeguilinZ
Clustered az the neck.
In a distant land Of rapture
We are told that dreams come true:
And I would that I might capture
Such 4 dream az you
-CLT& TJS SCOLTsARD.
On. come and zee me, Mary Arm
And MUNICH q vassar tart:
On. come as early 40 g0u can
And bring your autocart.
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06
o. Ce,l.g,... rhy.ie.l rr.,.,..,

It seems idle to expect that any gys
eematio physical trimming worthy Of the
name will be taken up by tho mass Of
students On the voluntary system. Dim
denoe, inadvertenoe. love Of ease, dis
traction in many directions. excessive
and morbid devotion 70 study In some.
mere boyish laziness. ignorance of how
70 begin and natural sluggishness and
Wis inertin In others will prevent Il un-
lsss the work IL laid out and required.
4 ought Of course to he . part Of their
education. not an accident Of their rec-
1eation or . passing incident Of their
teveriah and overwrought thirst for
glory. There 10 no greater boon for boys
than 70 have their work laid out for
them. and the word required" has NO
terrofs At all for them. but quite the
contrary, Il the wurk itself II obviously
benef1oiaL They welcome it. Being .
fundamental and nearly universal need,
physical training should not be the sub
3eot Of election, but should be required
Of all except invalids and cripples, with
election only - to the kind and form Of
choice can b made.
The builder Of . tan story modern
building may have the largest freedom
o6 choice ~ to architectural style, ma
terial, ornament and internal arrange
ments above the ground, but he can
have no alternative - to his founda-
lions, and the builders Of our growing
youth or the youth themselves should
certainly have none in the Ame partio-
a2ar.-HAxvard GEaduatss' AaeasanA
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06
PoCAHoNTAs DANCE.

The ball of the Daughter Of Pocahon.
tas last Friday night, was . success II
was not as largely attended ~ some oi
the balls OF the past two or three months
but those who attended enjoyed them
selves thoroughly.
The ladies labored hard to make the
affair an entire suceess but tho weather
and the fact that they had such q short
time to make preparations hampered
their efforts somewhat.
The music Of Boy er's orchestra never
sounded mofe harmonious and the
dancers seemed to DO in perfect humor
for pleasant time,
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06
7wo Brilliant Victories Won
by Americans.
mALAB0M DESTROYED
Insurgents Fire upon the Gun
boat "Bennington'' from
Shore Battery.

New York - Tho following special
cablegram of two engagements had in
the vicinity of Manila today is printed
here:
Manila-Two brilliant victories were
won by the heroism of our forces here
today. The gunboat Bennington was
fired upon by new shore battery at
Malabon. The Bennington replied 20
effectively that the battery was demol-
ished and the town burned. A strong
force of Filipinos attacked Gen. Wheat
on at San Pedro Macati. They were re-
pulsed after an hours fighting with
heavy losses on their side. A gunboat
drove off great body of reinforcements
across the river. Our loss was one kill
ed and two wounded.
The attack on the Bennington was
made as she lay at anchor of Malabon.
The rebels had been hard at work for
several days building entrenchments for
battery near the shore. The first in
timation Of the completion of the fort
wss puff of smoke early this morning
and shell that came whistling over the
gunboat
Instantly the call to quarters sounded
and almost before tho echo of the first
shot died away the answer came in a
shell from the gunboat.
The gunners had the range to perfec-
tion and a rain OF shells poured into the
nest Of the rebels. The battery replied,
but the guns were poorly served. The
Bennington quickly silenced the guns
and drove the forces out Of the works
when the battery had been torn to piec-
es. The Bennington sent a few shells
into the town, 1t was soon on fire in q
dozen places and was completely wiped
out.
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06
ABOUT THE TRAINS.

No mail has arrived from the east
since Saturday morning. One mail ar
rived at that time, which was the first
for three days previous. There has
been one mail in about six days
A very heavy storm ragged on top of the
mountains yesterday all day. All trains
were held at Salida, although there
are three trains now lying at Minturn
A telegram was received this afternoon
from Superintendent Ridgway saying
that there would be several trains in this
afternoon or evening They started from
Minturn at 2:3O this afternoon.
There are four trains that are report
ed to arrive here at 6 and 8 O'Clock.
The narrow gauge was reported two
hours late this afternoon.
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06
rvnMY PERSONAL

Lost-A bunch Of keys. Please leave
at Postoffiee Newsstand.
For Sals-A good second hand Singer
sewing machine at Singer Office. Only
5000. 363
Guy Bedwsll. clerk Of Senator James
Bucklin, arrived home yesterday, from
Denver.
Hunter Woodson, representing Carson
& Harper, printers and photographers. Of
Denver is visitor to the city.
Wanted-Experienced salesman and
bookeeper wishes position in city Ad-
dress Lock box, 81 Grand Junction.
|243
Tomorrow night is the regular meet
ing Of Apple Blossom Circle No. 107
Women of Woodcraft. All members are
urged to be present.
Regular meeting OF the lodge Of
Knights of Pythias tonights. All MEM
bers are earnestly requested to be pres
ont. Work in second and third de-
gress.
D. T. Clark today sold his handsome
home northwest of this city to John D.
Reeder, who will hereafter make it his
permanent home, engaging extensively
in farming. Part Of the consideration
was Mr.. Reeder's home in this city,
which is fine property located on the
corner Of Sixth and Grand avenue.
The effects upon business and condi-
tions generally that will come to Grand
Junction through the building Of the
best sugar plant at that point 10 already
beginning to be plainly seen. The town
is assuming an air of prosperity not
seen for four or nve years and tho peo-
pie sre in good spirits and feeling jubilant
over abe outlook for spendid year. We
believe that the crisis il passed for the
city on the Grand and that she il now
entering upon an era Of prosperity never
before enjoyed-Telluride Examiner.
David Hanna. who leaves tonight for
the Klondike, will have one of tho best
equipments to ward of cold tha. has
been taken from this section OF the
country. He has had made for him by
George Blain an immense robe from tho
skins Of twelve wolves. This he has had
lined with one Of the very best and
heaviest of California blankets. This
will wrap around him several times and
the cold will have to be greater than
that furnished by the Klondike country
to mako him feel it, rigors to any ex-
tent. Mr.. Hanna leaves tonight for the
west. He will take four dogs with him
from here.
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06
nus1.srss LooALs.

A new wagon for sale cheap for cash
at Andersons.
Why do you not call on me il you have
anything to sell. Blackmer.
Second hand furniture wanted at
Anderson's Bargain house.
have farm for sale cheap and
hou sehold goods too. Blackmer.
Ipsy the best price for second hand
goods. Anderson.
Finest job printing in the city, done at
The Sentinel office,
1t will soon be house cleaning time, il
you ~ant new carpet see our line and
prices before you buy. Remember we
take your old carpet in part payment on
the new. Anderson.
l am buying lots Of goods and can
outfit you from the cellar to garret.
Blackmer the Second Hand Man.
Upright folding bed, French plate
18-4O in first class condition price $1,000
at Anderson's Bargain house.
For Trads-12O acres Of unimproved
land for town property. Enquire Of
Mrs. Chadwick, Cor 3rd and South
streets. 1927
The machine was talking about is
sold. But have others, and no end to
household goods Of all descriptions,
cheap in price too. Blackmer the Sec.
ond Hand Man.
Don't start into house keeping before
you figure with Anderson.
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06

have been afIiicted with rheumatism
for fourteen years and nothing seemed
to give any relief. I was able to b
around all the time, but constantly SAT
fesipg had tried everything could
hear Of and At last was told to try Cham
berlain's Pain Balm, which I did and
was Immediately relieved and In . abort
time cured. am happy to say that Il
has not since returned.-joeh Edgar,
0srmantown, Cal For sals by III drug.
gists.
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06
Fine California wines at Kippes. 2 8 tt

Rev. e. Edwards, pastor of the Eng
lish Baptist church at Minersville, Pa :,
whom suffering with rheumatism, was
advised to try Chamberlain Pain Balm.
He says: "A few applications of this
liniment proved Of great service to me.
1t subdued the inflammation and relieved
the pain. Should any sufferer profit by
giving Pain Balm trial, it will please
me-" For sale by all druggists.
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06
WEATHER FORECAST.

Forecast for Colorado for twenty -four
hours, from 8 p. M:
Partly cloudy tonight, and Sun
day.
Snow and colder tonight
Losal data for twenty -four hours end
ing a. m.
Maximum Temperature 51.O
Minimum Temperature, 23.0
Precipitation.
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06
LAND AND WATER FREE.

Will furnish land and water for three
years free. to party who will plant forty
acres in beets. Within three miles Of
factory. Address Box 90, City. 36 tt
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06
OF Course, when you have

Or Course, when you have
prescription to be filed
you want it done accurate
ly, also you want the best,
purest and most reliable
drugs used, in fact, you
want it compounded in a
perfect and up-to-date
manner-this is just the
way we do it.
We carry complete line of
Druggists sundries.
Just arrived, over the beauti-
full snow, a new line OF
popular brands of Cigars.
1t is a well-known fact
that our prices are always
right.
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06
To Cure a Cold in Ono Day

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
Druggists refund money il it fails to
cure. 25c. Genuine has Z. B. @. on
each tablet.
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06
A good supply OF
PaIisade Coal

on hand at Ramey- Perce Lumber Co.
Phone B-1 South 7th street.
tt 20
The daily sentinel., 1899-03-06
THE
MITCHELL
DRUG COMPANY

rB- Our night clerk will answer calls
at all hours.
The Appeal., 1899-02-11
white woman to the Afro-American is
intensely strong.

"The member who declares my peo-
pie think 'ort' to do this is making
himself more prominent as the session
advances, and when measures are
brought forward which he opposes he
unhesitatingly announces, I am agin
this bill" This is the man who wants
to make record, and he is making it..
No doubt the hearts of his constitu-
ents are 'throbbing" with pride at his
magnificent achievement
The above is from a Southern. Dem
ocratic journal, which is speaking of
the party it sustains and whose rule
it strives to perpetuate The reason
why so many peep-crack nuisances ap-
pear in the Southern legislatures is
that in the elections, the brainy poll
tlcians appropriate to themseles the
sheriffalities, treasurerships, clerkships
and other paying offices and throw the
legislative bones to the poor trays of
the party It is the natural result of
the fraud and force that drove out the
Republican party.