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The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
Missouri Dairy Meeting.

The tenth annual meeting of the
Missouri Dairy association will be held
November -. IS and %. at Holden. Al
ready considerable interest is being
taken in the coming convention, and
the officers of the association expect
this to be the best meeting ever held
by the State Dairy association. An ~
cellent programme has been ar
ranged. Railroads will make One-half
rate. and hotels will make special
rates. Write to the secretary, Levi
Cnubbuck. of st. Louis. for inforIua
tion and programmes.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
Found in an Abandoned shaft.

At Wehb City Matilda Hicks and y.
\. Van Fosscn. onc ana Jack Lam
easier. were arrested and lodged in Jail,
OIL the charge of numbering Maggie
Goddard. some two months ago. The
murdered girls remains were found
in an abandoned shaft.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

The Dawes commission has compiet-
ed its enrolment of the Chickasaw lu-
dams. The enrolment shows 11,000 In.
dams and 1900 freedmen. the latter
being former slaves and their descend,
ants. taken to the territory from tbs
south by the Indians. The enrolment
OF the Creeks is progressing.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
GHerOes of the Revolution"

The Sons of the American Revolu-
ton in this state, through The secre-
tary. Gen. Henry Cadl", of Bethany,
has issued Il proclamation 10 the pu-
pills of high schools aud other schools
of equal grade in Missouri, offering
three valuable medals for the best IS
say uron the subject of Heroes of the
Revolution The first prize is Of gold,
the second of silver, and the third of
lrDllZP-
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

III Berlin diplomatic circles it is IS.
serted that Emperor Nicholas has Civ
en- up his visit TO Carlsruhe in ccnse-
Quence of 4 renewal of the quarrel
between the Grand Dukal courts If
BADEN and HeSSe.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

The Fortieth infantry broke camp
al Fort Riley, Kas.. on the 3Oth, an,
proceeded TO San Francisco by way .,
the Union Pacific and Southern Paciti,
railroads. The regiments strength,
on leaving will be about 1,200 officers
and men.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

The Russian cruiser Nariag, which is
designed to be the fastest armored YES
Sci of her class ever constructed by
the Cramp ship building firm, was
launched, on the 31st, with unusal Gis-
play. Prominent Russian naval at
taches and government officials were
present at the christening.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
She Didn't Win.

Mrs. Adelinc lIigginhotham, of
Springfield. sued Henry Fox, one of
the wcalthiest farmers of Jasper cOun-
ty, for $4,000, alleging breach of
promise. At Carthage Il jury returned
I verdict in favor of the defendant.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
Killed hy a Live Wire.

Walter Spence. ii years old, night
operator at the telephone Office in Car
thage. was killed ny Il live wire. 1t
had become crossed with a power wire.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

Since January 1 the Seattle (WaSh.)
assay office has received for treatment
1,611. 204. and since the Office began
business, July Is, 1895, $17,2SO.3G1.
During last week the Office made three
shipments of assayed gold to the Unit
ed States mint of n total value of ST.
SOC. 600.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
bad QUARTER Of An HOUR.
That's What the British are Getting
at the Opening of the War
With the Beers.
BAD SETBACK At IADYsMITH MONDAY.
The Royal Irish FusIleers, the GlOu-
cestershire Regiment and Noun
tain Battery Forced to Capitu-
late-The News Received ms
Staggering Blow In London.

London, Nov. 1.-The war office has
received a dispatch from Gen. White,
commanding the British forces at
Ladysmith, reporting hat the Royal
Irish fusileers, No. 10 mountain bat
terry and the Worcestershire regi-
ment, were surrounded in the hills,
Monday, by the Beers and, after losing
heavily, were obliged to capitulate.
Gen. White adds that the casualties
have not yet been ascertained.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
The EattIeship Missouri.

Miss Annie Ewing Cockrell, daugh-
ter of Senator Cockre!l. has been chO-
sen to name the gattlcShip Missouri.
The launching of the MissCur. will not
occur for Il year.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
For n BiooGci Hcifer.

At the National Hereford ~associa-
tirn show. at Kansas City.John Sparks,
Of Reno. New. paid $500 for Armour
I:csc, Il bIooGed Hereford hcifcr.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

Admiral Dewey, on the 30th. took
possession of his new home in Wash.
ington.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

The steamship Etruria. sailing from
New York, for Europe. on the 9th,
took out sos, 900 ounces of silver.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
The Missouri synod.

The Missouri synod of the Presby-
terian church. composed of 236
churches and 21,561 members, met at
hannibal.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

Heavy fighting occurred aroun:
Ladysmith, Natal. on the 30th. The
British under Gen. White drove the
compelled to retire again upon the
tcwn. The losses on both sides were
heavy. and there are vague reports oe
whole battalions of English soldiers
missing.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

In. official and diplomatic quarters il
Washington attention is being direct
ed to tine question of a Pacific caLlr
linking this country with the Philip
pines and points beyond. and il is I'M
derstood that this government aud
the foreign governments which would
be affected by the cable are ~nowactivc-
ly considering the subject.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

Henry {. HARRIS, supreme judge ui
the Choctaw nation. died at his home
near Harris, l.. T., on the 2Sth, from
rheumatism. He was one of the dele
gates to Washington that collected
about $ 2,000.000 lease money from the
United States for the Choctaw nation.
He has held many positions of trus:
ard was one of the best friends the
white people of the country had
among the Choctaws.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
Gnlcna Raises Her Quarantine.

The quarantine established by la
lena. Has. against Joplin. on account
of smallpox, has been raised, there be-
ing nothing of a serious nature.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
Plenty of Roast Mutton.

An entire block of sheep-p"ns in the
Kansas City stock yards was destroyed
by fire. a few nights ago, GOO sheep
perishing.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

Parker. the eX-trraSur"r of Vernon
county. found guilty of emhezzicnent,
has been sentenced to three years and
six months III the penitentiary.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
st. Louis Shoes for FiIipinOs.

luan L.anGel. Il German wholesale
Merchant at Manila, Philippine islands,
is in St. Louis. making extensive pur-
Chases of shoes.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
Appointed States Grain Inspector,

Il. w. Cooling, of Macon, has been
appointed by the state railroad and
warehouse commission state grain iu-
s1I,tor.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
Had Been Unhappy for Years.

Mrs. Mary J. ~Critchrield, aged -, of
1924 Cass avenue, St. Louis, took her
own life because she had been unhap-
py for years.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

The convention of the cotton states
commissioners of agriculture at At
lanta, Ga. On the 2Ith. passed reso-
buttons inviting capital and immisra-
ton TO the south, urging southern SER
ators and congressman to use their IL
fluence in increasing the merchant
marine: the teaching of agriculture in
the rural schools; the erection of cot
tor oil mills in every district. and in
Gcrs;ng farmers institutes.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

Admiral Dewey, on the 3Oth, an
noTnced to some of his more intimate
friends the fact of his engagement &c
Mrs. W. r. Hazen, of Washington city.
Mrs. HaZen is the widow of Gen.
Hazen, formerly chief signal officer of
the army, who died about ten wears
ago. and is a sister of John II. Mclean,
democratic candidate for governor Of
Ohio. She is childlcss and wealthy.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

The resolutions adopted at a mass
meeting held in Carnegie hall. New
York, October IL. urging the president
to offer the friendly offices of the Unit
ed States in mediation between Great:
Britain and the Transvaal and Orange
Free State republics, were presented
to the president, on the 26th. by a del.
egation from New York headed by
Tunis G. Bergin, president of the Hci.
land society. The president said he
would consider the matter, but point.
ed out grave difficulties in the way.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

Peter VI. Gideon, one of the best
known characters of Excelsior. Nina.
died, on the 21th. aged 80. He was the
originator of the Wealthy apple. which
he named after his wife. Wealthy Hal.
whom he married in 1919. In 1873.
when the state established an expert
intendent, and continued in that ca.
pacity for several years.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

On the Goth Senator Depew gave out
q statement of the terms of the will OF
the late Cornelius Vanderbilt. Il
shows that the fortune is estimated al
$4,000, 900. Alfred Gwynn Vanderbilt
will get about $780, 00, 900. He thus be.
comes the head of the family. The
will gives Cornelius Vanderbilt about
$1,000 1t gives to each of his r.
manning brothers and sisters about
$7.5OO.0O Alfred. of course, not il
cluded. Alfred will make his brother
rnelius' share equal to the others b!
contribution from his fifty millions
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
Accept the Alleged Annexation.

London, Nov. 1.-The colonial Office
received last evening a dispatch from
Sir Alfred Miner, governor OF Cap.
Colony, saying that he had issued a
proclamation in reply to the Boer proc
lamation annexing a portion of Cape
Colony, in the course of which he had
warned British subjects to diregard
all such annexation pronouncements..
Sir Alfred adds, however, that so FIR
as re can discover the people north of
the Naal river accept the alleged an
ncXation as a fact.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

The members of the Fredericksburg
National Park commission called upon
the secretary of war. on the 27th, tC
lay before him the plans OF the com
mittee for Il memorial park. which will
include the ~battletields of Fredericks-
burg. charlottesville. Tebbs Tavern
and several other fields comprised i'll
an area of u miles square on thu,
soutl: side of the Rappahannock.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
The American Fund.

London, Nov. 1.-Among the further
subscriptions to the American fund,
headed by Lady Randolph Churchill,
being raised to send a hospital ship,
fer the use of the wounded soldiers in
South Africa, are the following: Ii. G..
King engaged in South African min
ing, e1,0oO; Henry A. Buffers, e25O,
Mrs. Adair, s1Oo; Mrs. Mary Shelly,
Zoo; Fl. F. Thaw, r. II. Blackwell,
ESQ each; Hon. Mrs. Carington, e25;
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04

For the Natal Volunteer.
London, Nov. 1.-Walter Morrison,
NJ. p, has sent $1,000 for the aid of the
Natal volunteers,
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1899-11-04
A Grave Situation.

"The enemy are again closing in,
and the situation is one of grave anxi-
ETY.. Beyond doubt the Boer retire
ment Monday was a rus to draw Gen.
White into the billy country and
away from the British camp"
This last sentence is significant and
confirms the opinion of military eN-
perts here that Gen. White is allowing
himself to be out-generalled by Com
mandant-General Joubert.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-10
REMARKABLE DEMAND,
Labor Unions Of Chicago Want Police
Protection Of No-unlon Men
Denied.

CHICAGO. Nov. 9.--UnIon labor in
Chicago has determined to ask the city
council to pass an ordinance denyins
police protection to all non-unlon men
who continue to work on Job which
has been struck" The federation Of
labor will urge the movement and the
general report today in worklngmen
circles was that the demand would IN
made on the alderman next Monday
night The report received confirm
ton when President James T. DAILY
Of the federation said
1T Is true that the executive commit.
tee OF the federation Of labor has been
preparing a petition to the city council
to regulate the police protection ac-
corded to non-unicn men. II viii De
presented within a short time"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-10
MILITARY FORCES
TO BE REDUCED
IN PORTO RICO AND CUBA
President Considering the AdyiSa'
bility of Withdrawing Troops and
Appointing Civil Governors.

NEW YORK. Nov. "A special to
the Herald from Washington says:
In order to avoid the charge OF mill
itarism already being raised In certain
political quarters, and preliminary to
the appointment OF civil governors,
President Mckinley and Secretary Root
are considering the advisability OF
withdrawing troops from Cuba and
Puerto Rico.
There are now in Cuba S9l officers
and 1926 men. and IN Puerto Rico los
officers and 3.225 men.
In his annual report. just submitted
to Secretary Root, Brigadier General
Wood. commanding the department Of
Santiago, declares he has too many
troops. Secretary Root tsiegraphed
General Wood today TO make a supple
mental report as to the number Of men
in his department and the number
which can with safety be withdrawn.
Instructions were sent several days
ago to General Brooke, commanding
the division in Cuba, to report on the
advisability OF Withdrawing troops.
His reply was not favorable TO the
proposition. The conditions in the ISL
and. in his opinion, necesstated the re-
tentOn Of all the men now under his
command.
II is understood that Brigadier Gen
eral Lee, commanding the provinces
Of Havana and Pinar del Rio. has in
formed the president that, in his opln-
ion, all the men in Cuba should re-
main. Upon the arrival Of General
Ludlow here he will be asked to give
his opinion respecting the advisabllty
Of reducing the military force in the
island.
In Puerto Rico, II Is said, military
officers feel that the force there can be
reduced, and it is expected some bat
talions will be brought and stationed
in this country.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-10
OTIS CASUALTY REPORT

WASHINGTON. Nov, s,-Gcneral
Otis has eabled from Manila the fol-
lowing list of casualties no, previously
reported;
Hospital corps. near Angeles. Nov. 4
George c. Douglas, right ARM very
severe; Fourth cavalry, William l.
Butt, right ankle, moderate: John f.
jackson, chest, moderate; Thirty-slSth
infantry, ct Porac, second, William
Perry right thigh. slight; August
Schinke. abdomen. slight; Frank j
Goldsberry, killed in action; third
Lieutenant Colonel VIM. r.. Grove
right thigh. moderate; ffth. Seven.
teenth infantry, near Magalag. Roy b
Metsinger right thigh, slight; Clay NJ
Rogers, right thigh, slight; Mlchae
Haggerty, right forearm, slight; Johr
Hippar, left foot, slight; George F
Buriick. left leg, moderate. oliver II
Wenes, forehead, slight.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-10
USING BRASS BULLETS.
An American Officer From Philippines
is Found to Have Been so
Wounded

NEW YORK, Nov 9.-The Press
says:
Brass bullets are being used by the
Filipinos against the Americans. That
fact was discovered when bullet with
a brass casing was extracted from the
leg Of a soldier at the polyclinic hospi-
tai recently. He is now on Governors
Island, being nurs ID back to health.
The patient is Lieutenant Joseph L.
Donovan, formerly Of the Sixth Ninth
regiment He went TO the Philippines
as regular and was wounded in the
leg. Being young and strong and
healthy he will not die. The surgeons
found the trouble in the shape Of a
large bullet, brass encased, in his leg
Nature had saved Donovan's life by
encysting it.
Had it not been for the poison proof
I cyst that surrounded the bullet Dono.
van would have died long ago, the sur
seon said.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-10
THE OPEN DOOR"
Great Britain and United States Have
Joined Hands to Maintain Il.

LONDON. Nov s.--The Morning Posi
publishes the following dispatch from
Washington.
Negotiations in London, have w.
suited In an agreement between Great
Britain. China and the United States
to maintain tine open door In China
which power will undertake to develop
both British and American trade. II
is understood that both Germany and
probably Russia will give the United
States written assurances as 10 III,
maintenance OF the open door"
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-10

, win terminate in the bleeding fog bank
OF defeat.
Insulting eariea,ures and cuts OF
Queen Victoria appear in the boule-
ward newspapers, accompanied by IL
belous and indecent legends. The Pa
tre publishes almost every day ex-
tracts from alleged conversations with
Mr.. Chamberlain, who is represented
as declaring thai 'it is the policy OF
the British cabinet to suppress the
Dutch in South Africa and afterward
the French In Canada and Mauritus. "
In the SANE issue the Patrle an
nounces the impeding mobilization Of
the Br4tlsb feet as threat TO France
and Russia. The Petrie also publishes
a series Of articles on political economy.
with the object Of showing that Brit
ish supremacy in South Africa will
mean the ruin Of all commerce and
industry except that Of the gold mines.
which will henceforth become dsBritlsh
monopoly"
The Petit Journal and the Crolx, with
its herd Of subsidiary Croix throughout
the provinces, are also preaching a
crusade against England. and ignore
facts with he same complacency that
they did during the Dreyfus campaign.
NJ. MilIavoye. Judet and Drumont made
up their minds that the outbreak OF
hostilities would be marked with VIC
tories Of the Beers. News OF the bat
ties Of Glencoe and Glands Laagto has
not altered the preconcieved notions Of
these stormy petrels OF France.
The violence OF the irrepressible ma
tionalist press causes no little uneasi-
ness at The Quai d'orsay. and also
among Frenchmen Of evenly balanced
minds, who fear lest retributlon may
come in a shape which may affect the
exhibition Of 1890 and Injure the pock-
cts OF French tradesmen. NJ Yves
Guiot has the courage to point out IN
the Steele that there are two sides to
the Transvaal question. and that John
Bull is, after all, Frances best Gus
toner The Figaro is beginning to take
the same grounds.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-10
DIR. LEYDs AGAIN.
Says If Beers Are Conquered It VIII BE
at Price to Astound the World.

PARIS, Nov. 9.-The morning papers
have long accounts Of an interview
with DR.. Leyds, the special representa-
tive in Europe Of the Transyaal gov
ernment, who argues that the Trans
vaal has everything to gain by re-
naming independent, and that her
mining laws are the most liberal in
the world and prevent capitalists from
obtaining monopolies.
In course Of his remarks, DR.. Ledys
repeats President Krugers assertion
that IL the republics must eventually
belong to England, the latter will pay
price for them which will astound
the world.
The war, to which the Transvaal has
been forced, DR.. Leyds asserts, has
demonstrated to the whole world the
courage and chivalry Of this little peo-
pie, which even their enemies do not
hesitate to recognize.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-10
THE SAMOAN AGREEMENT.

PARIS, Nov. 9.-The Eclalr today ex
presses the belief that the Anglo Ger
man agreement regarding Samoa IL
important and says:
1T a part Of the price Of the conces
sions made by England is the benevo.
lent neutrality Of Germany in tn,
Transvaal, after the present war. Eng
land will be afraid to attack Abys
sinia."
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-10
MORE ROLLING STOCK.
New York Central VIII Place Her
Order for Cars and Locomotives.

NEW YORK, Nov 9.-To meet the
pressing demand made upon its carry
ing capacity in consequence Of the
great business revival all over the
country the New York Central Com
Dany will spend s8,OOO,OOs of its s15OOO- =
900 in hand for rolling stock.
One Of the big items in this improve
ment is ninety locomotives which are
already in course Of construction. Five
Of them will be equipped with the fire
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-10
box Invented oy Cornelius vandcrbNt

The feature is not USED for from sen.
timcnt, but because the tests Of the In.
vention have been thoroughly satisfOe.
tory The Advantages Of the Wander
hilt fire box are that 1t gives greater
heating surface auickens the produo'
ing power and is easy to repair
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-10

SAN FRANClsS0. Gal
L0rnvILLE. NJ. NEW YeRK. MT
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1899-11-10
TO CURE LAGRIPPE IN TWO DAYS

Take Laxative Bromo Qulnine Tablets.
All druggists refund the money II It
fails to cure. e. W. Groves signature
is on each box. 25c.
Hutchinson gazette., 1899-07-13

Charlie whom she had met in the
shrubbery last nlght-whu had smoked
that prime Havana and brought those
tears to his cousins sweet eyes; and
to Charlie, no doubt, | thought, with
a swift pang OF Jealousy, she had given
her young love-the treasure he would
squander as remorselessly as he had
wasted the more tangible treasures in
his hands. And upon me, OF all men,
by the cruel irony OF fate, was forced
the task of separating her from the
man she loved Nothing could come
to me but pain, disappointment and
odium.
There is more than one element OF
danger in the case" said the worthy
rector Charlie may make disturb
ance at the Lea, and seriously embar-
rass those two unprotected women, or
he may work upon the feelings Of
susceptible and romantic girl like
Mona, and neutralise all the wise pro-
visions of his uncle. There Is no tell
Ing what, in the first emotional work.
ngs Of such a character as this sweet
young girls, Charlie may make her do
for him-give up Forest Lea, !
shouldn't be surprised, and ruin her
self and all who depend upon her. The
fellow In. am sorry to say, utterly
irreclaimable-money runs through his
hands as II they were sleeves. The
poor old colonel gave him chance after
chance and he threw them away one
after the other. 1t Is hopeless case"
"And Miss Branscombe," said, for
cling myself to utter the words which
choked me-"Miss Branscombe Is at
tached TO her cousln?"
II fear So" answered the rector
gloomAly-"my wife thinks so, unfor-
tunatsly. am speaking conadentially
to you, Mr.. Fort" he added turning
abruptly to me.
I'VE lawyers, like doctors, come In
for the secrets OF good many fami-
lies ] answered, for want Of some
thinF Vctter to say"
"JuM so," assented the rector; "and
we want your help, Mr.. Fort You see
It Is Important to keep this young
scapegrace out OF the way. Your pres