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kTd RO6y DOKs-Meta riveted joints at knees and hips
nohsr wig in rngles teeth, shoes and stockings, fxe
syes inches long. ;...S DC
134 In cb6s, sleeping eyes................gG gG c
IS inches, s.eeping eyes......' g
Is inches, sleeping eyes..........''.... y Ss'GS
20 inches, sleeping eyts.........'.'.'.''S SsEsSV
21< inches seepinS eyss.........'"SSEGU
So inehss, sleeping eyes.........''. %%"oO
PaUfos, Maohe RCNs- Full jointed at neck, arms,
hips knees with hrs bsQue heads mohar wigs in ring
cts teeth.
With Sc ping eyes, inches, special vaue.......25
With fix ed eyes curry boy wg 13 inches peca valde ESQ
With fixed eyes org ngs wig IL inches special vaus ESQ
Will slseVing eyes ring ct wig, with shoes and stockings
l31 inches. special 5Oc
JolRsed D0Ns-Fine auality, bail and socket joints,
sleep ng eyes moh2ir wig in rngets fine chemise:
e3 inches s......;. $50 IN inchos...."75c
l454 inches. $50 18 18iaehes......"$ $3.50
19 inchss.... $EyG5 1o4 inehes..... s rZ5
Complete of doll trimmings, such as Shoes
tocsincs Ssccus Cars Cvss Brush Sets Jswery
Sets Psrasos, Hats, etc.
NE maize specially of Doll Repairing BY an e'-
pert Doh Doctor, and carry all the necessary parts
such as hands, feet, erts, wtgs, heads, etc.
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18
A 0uery for Him.

He had discoursed learnedly, if some.
what wearily, to his friend on the in.
fuence of food upon character.
''Tell me-" said he, in summing up,
tell me what a man eats and will tell
you what he is.''
His friend, though fatigued, was evi-
IDENTIFY interested.
"There is only one question wish to
ask you," he said.
ASK il" /" replied the discourser, mag.
unanimously, with an air that said, very
clearly: 'Give me hard one while you
are at it and I'll show you how smart
am"
1T is this" replied the .fatigued
friend: "How much sage t9a would
you have to drink to make wise man
of yourself?" 9<
No answer being promptly forth
coming the conference broke up.-N.:Y,
World. ''-v '.' p .-..:''| =. - H.. -
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18
! CURRENT TOPICS,

+ SPAIN has more sunshine than anv
country in Europe. s'' ->'+@ = / :
AT Santa Ana, Cal, there is a CELERY
garden of 500 acres.
The Smithsonian institution has q
woman expert on Holsters and crabs.
Gen. Miles is an amateur photo
grapher of considerable ability.
A MAINE hunter claims to have once
had his pipe lighted by fash of light,
ming
ARcoLA, H., with a population OF
less than 5000. leads the world in the
broomcorn industry.
THE khedive of Egypt draws a salary
ten times as great as that of the presi-
dent of the United States.
GEORGE BERRY, the English band
master. has retired after 63 years
service with military bands
HIRAM CRoSK of New York is the on.
~ surviving pens:oned soldier of the
war Of 1912. He is 90 years old.
The screw of an Atlantic liner re-
wolves something like 100000 times
between Liverpool and New York.
In France advertising posters must
bear revenue stamps, varying in value
according to the size of the poster.
The richest acre of land in the world
is that near Lionsar, in Thibet. on
which grows the sacred tree of Thi bet.
Two OF the sons of James J. Hill are
vice presidents of railroads. Both have
been carefully trained in the business
by their father.
DOCToRs say that non-smokers in
crease il height. weight, chest meas
urement and lung capacity much more
rapidly than smokers.
The cheapest animal to raise is the
sheep, and with growing appetite for
tender lamb and mutton in this coun-
try, it is one of the most profitable.
DRIED orange peel. allowed to smol.
der on piece OF red-hot iron or an old
shovel, will kill any bad odor in exist
ence and leave a fragrant one behind
instead.
In Boston school the pupils were
asked to define arithmetic. One boy
gave the following: "Arithmetic is the
science of numbers and the art of CON-
plication."
AT Munich there is a hospital which
is entirely supported by the sale of old
steel pens and nibs collected from all
parts of Germany. They are made into
watchsprings, knives and razors.
CECIL RHODES order of 500, 900. 600
feet of southern yellow pine from deal
ers in the Mississippi valley is said to
be the largest single order in the his.
tory OF the trade in this country.
CECIL RHODES regards marriage as a
hindrance to the full employment of a
mans business capabilities. When
one of his secretaries got married
Rhodes dismissed him, but gave him a
check for SIS, 900 as set-off.
Rev. JOHN NAIL1E, of Trappe, Pa. is
the oldest clergyman in active service
in this country. He was born on Feb.
ruary 49, 1901, and still breaches in the
German Reformed church in his town.
where he has been pastor over &C
years.
LAST year S, 200, 900 pounds of alum
inium. valued at $l,7l6, 900. were pro
duced in the United States. The value
per pound was therefore 33 cents. In
1883 $4,000 pounds of that metal were
produced, valued at nearly S. SO q
nOr,n1
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FREE

One OF the Grandest Offers Ever Made.
The first five persons procuring the
Endless Chain Starch Book frem their
grocer will each obtain one large 10c
package of Red Cross" starch, one large
10c package of "HUBINGER's. BEST"
starch, two Shakespeare pictures,
printed in twelve beautiful colors, as
natural as life, or one Twent1eth Gen.
tury Girl Calendar, the finest of it's kind
ever printed, ALL absolutely free. All 9TH
ers procuring the Endless Chain Starch
Book will obtain from their grocer two
large 10c packages of starch for SC, and
the beautiful premiums, which are be-
ing given away. This offer is only made
for short time to further introduce
the famous "RED CROSS" starch, and
the celebrated "HUBINGER'S BEST''
cold-water starch. "RED CROSS laun-
Dry starch is something entirely new,
andiswithout doubt the greatest inven-
ton of the Twentieth Century. It has
no equal, and surpasses all others. It
has won for itself praise from all parts
OF the United States It has SUPER
, seded everything heretofore used, or
known to science in the laundry art.
1t is made from wheat, rice and corn,
and is chemically prepared upon scien-
tlfic principles, by J. C. Hubinger, an
expert in the laundry profession, who
has had rs years of practical experience
, in fancy laundering, and who is the
first successful and original inventor
of all fine grades of starch in the United
States. If you would have the best, ask
, for RED CROSS" and ''HUBINGER's
BEST" which are the finest starches
on the market to-day. The jobbing
houses all handle it, the retail grocer
has it on his shelves, you find it in all
the homes, while the careful house.
wife has adorned the walls of the home
with the beautiful Shakespeare pic
lures, which are being given away in
introducing RED CROSS" and 'HU-
BINGER'S BEST" starch.
When you hate man, either fight him or
say nothing.-Atchison Globe.
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18
A Hard Man to Get At,

The manager is a hard man to see
Shut in his private Office and with Z
well-trained boy in the ante-room he 10
inaccessible to anyone whom that boy
does not know. You cannot even get
your card sent in to him; the boy always
says he is not in. 7 on will get the sanne
answer at the box office. I remember
hearing an old manager once say to hts
office boy: My son, If you don't learn
to speak other peoples lines you VIII
not succeed ii this business. / have
written part for you. Whenever any.
one you don't know says: rs Mr..
Brown il e that's your cue to answer,
No, Dir. I wish you to be 9. dslettel
perfect n that line from this tinS on.1e.
scribneT'A
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

size from lack of supporting surface beneath
a vessels bilge. With twisting lift it bore
| the stern so high in the air that the deck
slanted like the sides of a steeple, forcing
| me to drop the halyards and cling to the
rail to prevent falling into the bow. For an
instant I thought of surety we would
plunge sidelong below the following sea,
| pierce it, and be swamped inside the tenth
stroke of my pulse; but the send of the
water flung disparity out of the trough, and
as it passed lifted the bow to terrible in
cline, and, giving us an extra vicious lurch.
left US almost stern out to the run of the
billows. Had it broken as it reached US, the
tons upon tons of water which would have
fallen on our deck must have driven the
schooner beneath the surface as though she
was no more buoyant than the lead in her
hold. 1t was wonderful view l had of the
ocean from the height of the mighty comber.
The sharpness of it's ridge foretold the COM
ing cascade, and, though it drove us down on
our beams ends and made the schooner
groan like a suffering mortal as she recov-
cred, it was not evil in it's effects on me or
mine.
Two things on deck there were which
seemed to catch the infection of motion, one
wang VIC ouA6COu1 WIZ Was 6uOt lutO Tue
scuppers with violence which did some
thing to sober him, for, like man waking
from deep sleep, he threw out an arm and
that might have been protest at his rough
usage. The other was the runaway scuttle
butt which had been captured. by the flukes
of the spare anchor. As the stern of the
Phantom sank to the hollow and the bow
pointed higher than it had ever been my lot
to see it, the barrel, like wild thing wait
ing its chance, dropped from the position in
which it had been held and with rush tore
aft like spent cannon ball. At the break
of the poop it was met by the lifting stern,
and, retracing its course, drove against the
door of the farecastle hatch with force
that split the panel from top to bottom.
As ball it sprang from the impact. spinning
on it's chimes for an instant, the water flying
in circular shower from it's now open bung,
then hurrying to larboard amidships, It
reached well aft in time to be caught by the
mounting stern. With a wonderful agility
and seemingly with the instinct of one mad
self destruction, it jerked itself end as
though to look about, tottering !. d falling
again on its side with the life Iof the bow.
For a brief space it hung see.sawing and
gurgling thickly az though = oking, then It
shot forward with the fury Of a bolt. Moth
ling intervened to check it's course, and, as
though it had wings, it ran up the mass Of
rope and wreck which had now become
jammed near the heel Of the bowsprit,
leaped into the air, cleared the low bulwark,
and plunged, shrouded il its own spray into
the frothing sea below. Sas
| ] would sooner have fought the three pr,s-
oners than been forward ii the path sf that
insensate thing, and, though I was aware
/ that our available stock Of fresh waterIwent
With i, va slad g r. il spring Of the
dsck.
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18
Honest Methods Win.

This is a fact that sometimes is over.
looked in these days of hurry and scramble
but it is fact none the less. The success OF
the John M: Smyth Co., Chicago, whose
per, is marked illustration in point. A
tremendous business has been built up by
this firm strictly on it's merits. Good goods
properly described and offered at very low
price, the unlimited capital of the firm en-.
abling it to buy on extremely advantageous
terms. See the striking advertisement else
where in this issue and write the John M.
Smyth Co., $50 to 1865 West Madison St.,
Chicago, for it's mammoth catalogue. Every
family should have it.
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18
Motto of the Siamese Nation.

Have you heard the motto of the govern
ment of Siam? And having heard It, have
you repeated it? And having repeated it
have you caught its purely personal appli
cation? And having caught it, have you
tried it on your friends? This is the motto;
"Ah Wa Ia Mas SIAM" It sounds unintel
ligible nonsense, but keep saying it over a!
long as you can and as fast as you can anG
you will discover at last that the eastern
patois has a western sense that aptly classi
fies many remorsefu subject of Uncle Sam
For "Ah Wa Ia Mas Siam" is easily evolved
into "Ah, what an ass I am Chicago
Ihron;o1o
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18
The Philippine War.

This +ks contest is Proyng much more stub
vigorous contest to straighten matters out.
We should tackle the Philippines and over
come them as Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
does dyspepsia, Indigestion, malaria, fever
and ague, and liver and kidney diseases. The
battle is short and decisive, and for fifty years
the Bitterg have always won. If you are i'll,
and don't know what's wrong, try it.
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

"0f all the delegates that met at that
Christian Endeavor convention said Dr.
H1E,, II liked him the best who, on being
asked what his business was, said: I am a
cheer-up -odist.' Success.
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

Some people are mighty independent" in
their ways who have no reason to be.-Atch.
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

He latter the fourteenth round)-ttHow l
love to dance!" She-"Then I should think
you'd learn. Town Topics.
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

To Cure y Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money If it fails to cure. Csc
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

Uneasy lies the head that wears bonnet
in which large-sized political bee is con,
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

NVERY woman suffering any female trouble be
~ helped by Mrs Pnkham This statement is based
sound reasoning and unrvalled record. Multitudes
and advce.i Write to her you
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

I believe Piso's Cure for Consumption
saved my boys life last summer Mrs. Allie
Douglass, Leroy, Mich, Oct. 20, '94.
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

PUTNAM .FADELESS DYES do not
stain the hands or spot the kettle. Sold by
all druggists.
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

The first umbrella appeared in 1777. The
last one disappeared about 40 minutes after
we bought it.-Elliott's Magazine.
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

In Luck-First Dear Girl-<1I have no
Il friends to speak Of" Second Dear Girl
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

ADDRESS IS Lynn, Mass. Absolutely no
charge is made for advice. ~ suffered
seven years and would surely have died
but for your help" writes MRS. GEO.
BA1NBR1DGE, Morea. Pa, to Mrs. Pinkham.
1T is with pleasure I now write to inform
you that / am now healthy woman, thanks
to your kind advice and wonderful medi-
cine. can never praise it enough. Twas
a constant sufferer from womb trouble, and
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

1ng-down pains. or tired
feelings, and am well and
hearty. Ishall recommend
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound to all my
suffering friends as the
greatest remedy for all
female weakness"
MRS. SUSIE J. WEAVER,
1921 Callowhill St., Phila-
delphia. Pa, writes:
"DEAR MRS. PINKHAM-1
had Inflammation of the
womb and painful men,
situation, and by your
advice I began taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound. Have
taken four bottles and use
one package of Sanativ
Wash and feel like a new
woman. I thank you so
much for what your medi- q
cine has done for me"
MRS. NJ. BAUMANN, III v
Chicago, ILL.,, writes: 81
months trial of Lydia E. Pi
not say enough in praise
with womb trouble when I
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18
SAFE
COUNSEL
SICK
WOMEN

leucorrhoea, had continual pain in abdomen Sometimes
could not walk the floor for three four weeks
time Since using your medicine now have bear
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

- .,.S& Halls Catarrh Cure
IL taken Internally. Price 75c. 3 >
Willmar tribune., 1899-10-18

When you hate man, either fight him O,
say nothing.-Atchison Globe.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1899-02-13
rhe Audience COT Angrx.


There was scene of wild excitement
during the last week of May, 1892, at
the Gaiety, London, and all owing to
the singular behavior OF policeman.
Two popular entertainers were on the
stage, and one of them asked the audi
ence a little conundrum, "Why is po-
licenian an utter scouRdrel?'
A gentleman in blue who was appar-
entity on duty in the body of the thea
Ter at once took offense. He jumped or
to the stage and, seizing the offender,
attempted to drag him off.
The audience rose in Indignation.
Men shook their fists and shouted,
"What has he done?" One frenzie(
young lady in the front of the gallery
seized tumbler and would have thrown
it at the policeman if her arm had no
been arrested.
The policeman then dragged his cap
tive off the stage amid the Kisses ant
shouts of the audience. But anger wal
speedily changed to laughter when Mr.
Policeman reappeared with his victim
and stood revealed as one of the Cosmt
trio. / never saw an audience SO com
pletely taken in.-London Correspond
AnCe
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s'THORNHILL''
Registered No. 5000.

The fine registered Jersey Bull
which bought at the Dallas State
Fair, will stand the season at my
barn, northwest of Hargrove Col
lege. Service Fee, SIS. Must
be paid when cow is served, allow
ing return privilege. This animal
is of the
Famous ST. Lambert Strain Of Jerseys,
finest butter stock in the world.
Thornhills dam made a test of 16
pounds of butter in seven days.
e. NJ. GOFF.
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ssna @Gte maEsRm 80 @@sk Mm@@mm9m@@4
II. bmf 9h@ Erame@ o9 momaeo EKmevv.
eFlan rs,ss.,e.ss fse MFna4nss, has been known
a;,,..a t6sAfS "a mn snfhuSfastic student
s,e f1,a aea ANA i'm vari,rls forms az life.
xFs ,,ssanIs, iss,ay,fls his ausan,ers in the
afr.flv "a oreanugraphfc problems, and
fia cruiHas have ON some occasions been
,ar4ar5lnls alynosk IL che coasts al Amer
ica. He delivered m lecture before the
Rnea4 G1en0rmnhgcal society i'm London
IN which he tnld this incident:
One afternoon. while in the bay OF
Riaeaw hsa sank the tran i'm which he
frllechea epacimeas or sea life. It went
n cha t1oftom In oyer 10. 900 feet Of
vwa4Ar ana ma x1twht approached he fas-
sag,ad "a che vrirs Attached 10 il nm elec-
i Fris. F,,,f,,, and elfAa1 stood Off a mile or
mn Tedia not happen to occur 60 him
that l,e was right in the track OF steam,
ara uFvfliR between northern Europe
and tha Mediterranean, but he was re-
minded OF the fact later
A. nd and lais Ia sailors were watch
inv with a rood deal of satisfaction the
mwaving hloy with its brilliant illu-
snination n steamers lights came into
view. Tt was soon evident that the
aAoau,o,. was rr1ri0us 70 know the mean
inc. Of. the illumination. for she altered
her course and made for the light. She
knew that no fishing boats came out SO
far from land and SO determined to
solve the mystery. Up she came to
within a quarter of q mile of the buoy
slowed M for q minute and then start
a .,1-.a.ov>, :, l;%4lo dipor1zfad af
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pig. and witchcraft.

Two women of the lower class We're
auarreling violently the other evening
in Heavitree. suburb of Exeter. One
yelled TO the other: ''You wretch. you
always keep black and a white pig,
SO that you can witch usl You ought
to be scraggedl' The one so addressed,
Ii seems, has lived in her cottage some
90 years She has during this period. it
ID said. always kept a couple of pigs.
one of each color, and her neighbors
consider she does this so that she may
enjoy the very questionable powers OF
Wifchcraft. No butcher in the neigh
borhood win buy her pigs a. II he was
known 10 do % he would certainly Lose
fha local custom upon which he relies:
Totes md Queries.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1899-02-13
FOOLED IN A HORSE TRADE:
This Animal Possessed Several Re-
mmrkabIe Traits.

This Animal Possessed Several Re-
mmrkabIe Traits.
A prominent English landlord was
one day riding across a common ad-
jacent to his preserves when he over
took one of his tenants who was also
mounted After the usual salutations
they rode on in silence for some min
utes. when the tenant slightly spurred
his horse, a balky animal. whereupon
it dropped to its knees.
whats the matter with your
horseq' asked his lordship. The en-
barrassed tenant remarked by way of
explanation that his steed always acted
that way when there was game to be
found
A moment later. to the tenants sat
isfaction and surprise, a frightened hare
jumped out of some bushes near by.
This so impressed the landlord that
he at once drove bargain by which he
secured the tenants barebacked beast
in exchange for his own fine mount.
perfectly saddled. With much agility
the tenant leaped to his new horse, and
all went well until they came to 6
small stream, whereat the landlord
new nag Immediately baked. A drive
home with the spurs brought it agair
to it's knees.
Hello. what up now? There S M
game here. =" said his lordship.
s'True. my lord, was the ready re
ply. ssbut / forgot to tell you 'ee's a
good for fish as 'ee is for game. "-Sal
Francisco Argonaut
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READ THIS.
Excursion Rates via. Santa Fe Route

Excursion Rates via. santa Fe Route
Battleship stTexas" at Galveston,
Feb. 18th to 15th-For round trip, via
Santa Fe $500 from Ardmore. Sell
Feb. 18th; return Feb. 10Th.
Dallas-Woodmen of the World
Feb IA to 1S. Sell Feb Is and IA, re-
turn Feb 10; 1885 for round trip.
Chicago-National Association oi
Merchants and Travellers. Sell GER
tificate plan, one and one-fifth fares
for round trip. Sell Feb. 4th to 10th;
return Feb. 18th and sell Feb. 18th tc
oath inclusive; return Mch. 4th.
Washington. d. C.-National Con-
gress of Mothers. Sell on certificate
plan, one and one-third fares. Sci
Feb. 18th to 14th.
A. LUCAS. Agt.
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nAE.1Iss chi in DIscoyBMY.


MAzdgH GMm AT D1gCoHwMY.
one small bottle OK HALLS Great
Discovery cures NH kidney and blad-
der troubles, removes gravel, cures
diabetes, seminal emissions. weak
and lame back, rhenmatisuh and ail
Irregularities OF tho kidneys and
bladder In both men and women
Regulates bladder trouble In chill.
dren. If not sold by your druggist
win be sent by mail on receipt OF OIL,
One small bottle ia two months
treatment and win cure any cause
above mentioned.
E. w. HALL.
Sole manufacturer, P. O. Box 2le
Waco, Texas.
For sale by w. b. Frame, druggiat
Ardmore, +.
READ THIS.
Gainesville, Tex, April 18th, 1897
We the undersigned. have used Hall'l
Discovery for kidney or bladde
troubles, and have been cured O
greatly benefited by it's use and Cal
fully recommend 1t to others.
]. r. SHoRTRIDGE, Mayor.
R.C. Cook, Elk. 90. Com.
j. G. Moss.