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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Iohn Y. Kaufman, of Logan county,
Ohio, was here last week, visiting his
uncle, Capt. Sol. Kaufman, of Garrett
and his sisters, Mrs. John M. Miller and
Mrs. Jesse Studebaker. of the Cherry
Mound neighborhood. He and his sis
tiers went to Lawrence. Saturday, to
visit another sister, Mrs Katherman.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Ed Rebstock returned from trip to
Denver, Monday morning. He says he
will settle up his business Immediately,
and go to Colorado.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Frank Allen returned from Ohio, We'd
nesday, after an absence of several
months. He says Kansas suits him bet
ter than any other state he has seen.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Perry Everine and wife came over
from Osawatomie, Wednesday, to visit
his mother. They went to Humboldt,
Yesterday, to visit friends.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Dan Osborn. of Lincoln township, who
had been to Kansas City and Johnson
county for several days, on business,
returned home, Saturday.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18
Removal.

The undersigned will, after March 10.
occupy the store room vacated by Rolla
Wagstrff, south side square.
GARNET DRUG Co.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

The west-bound passenger train on
the Missouri Pacific was delayed near
Paola last Sunday by the loss of driv-
ing wheel from the engine. The wheel
few of and across a cornfield. A lady
who was a passenger on the train said
the last seen of the wheel it was still
going across the field. The train was
taken, to Osawatomie by a switch-en.
CINE. and another engine was hitched on
to finish the trip.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Miss Minnette Miller returned from
Emporia, Wednesday. where she has
been attending state normal.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Mrs. Della Rawlings, OF Kansas City,
department president of the Ladies G..
A. r., came down, yesterday, and organ
lied circle"
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Charlie Bronston, wife and children
arrived here from Chicago, Wednesday,
on their regular annual visit.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

George Carlyle and 'Dolph Hinton, OF
Greeley, took the train here, Sunday, for
Phoenix, Arizona, where both have EN-
ployment-George in barber.shop and
'Dolph IN store.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Mrs. Jesse Dotts left, yesterday, tor
Bowling Green, Ohio, her old home, on a
visit to relatives and old-time friends.
She will return in October.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

M. Moloney, wife and daughter re.
turned from the East, Yesterday. They
have been absent several months.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Mrs. Hattie UT arrived here, Sunday,
from Omaha, on a visit to her sister, Mrs
B. G. McCrea, and family.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Miss Minnette Miller returned from
Emporia, Wednesday. accompanied by
Miss Gladys Phillips, of Spring Hill,who
went home, yesterday,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Miss Laura Gregg goes to Nebraska
the first of next week, to again engage
in equal-suffrage work. She will also
work in Minnesota.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Richard Smith, of Coffey county, came
over the first of the week, on visit to
his father, w. A. Smith
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Rev. HOWE and family and several
other members of the United Presbyte-
rian church are attending Synod at Of
tawa this week.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Miss Lucy Holloway and Luke Bell
were united in marriage by Rev. HOWE
Wednesday, at the home of the bride s
parents, John NJ. Holloway and wife,
near Findlay, Linn county. The bride
and groom are among our very best
and most popular young people. They
start out with bright prospects, and, a:
they are Industrious, they are sure to
succeed. We offer our congratulation.
and best wishes.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18
G. A. R. Excursion.

On September 1, and 8 the Santa Fe
Route will sell round-trfp tickets to Phil.
adelphia and return for s29.7O. Limit
ed to leave Philadelphia September IL.
with provision for extension of limit to
September 80. For email extra charge
tickets will be good for stopover and
for return to Chicago via different route.
I Low rates tor side rides from Philadel-
phia will be made, affordinS unequaled
chance to visit New York, the Virginia
battleHelds, Richmond, etc at slight cost.
The Santa Fe will run a special train
from Kansas points to Philadelphia with
out change. For particulars Apply to
c. 8. CoLshAn. Ageat.
John Walker has purchased Meals milk
business.
IL. Osborn moved his family to Okla
homa this week.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Mrs. j.. II. Moore and MIR. Harner,
cashier of the First National Bank of
Lancaster, Pa, were here the fore part
of the week, on business. Mr.. Harner
likes Kansas, and says our state has
grand future.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Vern Ayres has the thanks of the AGI-
TAToR family for watermelon and
some roasting-ears.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

From the Normal Notes" in the Hut
Gibson Gazette we learn that Miss Emma
Clark lately of Fort Scott, is teaching
in the institution, and her work excites
favorable comment.-Lantern.
Miss Clark was formerly teacher in
the Garnett schools.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Miss Mary Lingo, of Glenlock, paid II:
visit, to-day, and renewed her subscrip
ton tor another year.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18
UMBRELLAS RECOVERED.

We make speciality of recovering
umbrellas and parasols. Save your
good france and get them re covered
at HERBERT's.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Saturday y ABSOLUTELY PURE
Work at the gas drill progressing Makes delicious
Georges
Mrs Thompson Cooke visiting " Gowdys Big
Ed pes made business . F. ca~ ~ s r "'
DR. Cunningham went Ottawa" yes
Greeley Sunday ~ ~ 90 head of live sto
r s% we% to "S yes cows %o% sto s
, - , p up WI" IA psa nS% f sh
.h omt ts vs iss bull calves high
Mrs. hn has l quite sick for registered th
several days but improving wearing bull high
~, Hunt win NOV. the Red % s s. ssS' from
Light the sn building on the span ar%m
south side r FL, p,en hosr
Judge sehooner attended special M m 'a T top a BUGGY
t Rev. sn at tas vs " given on all sales pa
hath week.. lung Ne' ' E"c ' "A With annred s e
e, M KawasC cent interest r from da
vet" Hs Y e ' i maturity no int
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Kansas CITY, visiting Black and wife,
Jackson township wednesday and paid F. Mitchell will
Mrs Hattie ut arrived ARR, here s" day Caldwell was from Jackson.
From G s and % Mrs. township G@@s M and |e called a Genlock
Chalmers Monroe and wife have re- tt K e"ss. c
bee" attending normal list sF ts H
Ed Rebsoel returned from trip to
~ nse Ms %. %" a her "'p hay
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had 1s kan. c n n ehs " sick Ma and
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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

John Walker has purchased Meals mill
business.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Mrs. Nathan Stanley was in town,
Monday, and called, leaving two OF the
most luscious musk-melons we have
tasted this year. She says they have a
fine crop of melons this year, and bring
in load every day.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Rev. Sparks and wife are down from
Kansas City, visiting Al Black and wife
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Mrs. Belle Cox, of Lecompton, came
up from Greenwood county, Saturday,
where she had been attending to some
business, and has since been visiting the
AGIrAToR family and her parents, l.,
Champe, ST., and wife.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Chalmers Monroe and wife have re-
turned from a visit to his brother down
in southern Missouri.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Judge Schoonover attended specia
session of the court of appeals at Wich-
ita this week.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Ed Vansickle and wife were in from
Jackson township, Wednesday, and paid
us q visit.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Mrs. Minnie Goodell, of Kansas City
is visiting Mrs, Sadie Stiles and family.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Walter Hunt will move the RED
Light" into the Pursell building, on the
south side
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

HI. Osborn moved his family to Okla
homa this week.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

J. NJ. Caldwell was in from Jackson
township, yesterday, and called for G
friendly chat.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Mrs. F. NJ. Sisson, of Omaha. was Wis.
iting Rev. Sisson's parents this week,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Mrs. Thompson Cooke is visiting rel
atives in Missouri.
Theo. VanVclson went to lola, We'd
nesday, on business.
DR.. Cunningham went to Ottawa, yes
tcrday, on business.
Dulcie Stewart went to Waverly. YES
terday, to visit friends.
S. ID. Wilmington was up from kin-
caid, Yesterday, on business.
Mrs. Ira Bierly has been quite sick for
several days, but is improving.
Miss Mamie Farris came down from
Kansas City, Sunday, on visit.
Joe Carey and Will Knight returned
from Ell Dorado Springs, yesterday.
Mrs. F. NJ. Sisson, of Omaha. was WIS.,
iting Rev. Sisson's parents this week.
Mrs. Minnie Goodell, of Kansas City,
is visiting Mrs, Sadie Stiles and family
Rev. Sparks and wife are down from
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Horace Reed returned, Saturday. from
the East, where he had been buying
goods
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18

Joe Carey and Will Knight returned
from FL Dorado Springs, yesterday.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-08-18
Old papers, is cents per 100 at this OF

Old papers, Is cents per 100 at this OF
flee.
Scott Judy returned from Emporia,
Saturday.
Work at the gas drill is progressing,
day and night.
George Stiles set up the melons to
the force" Monday.
Mrs. Goodman and daughter, Louise,
left for Chicago, Tuesday.
Ed Eaton made business trip to Fl.
Scott the first of the week.
LATE Champe and wife were up from
Greeley, Sunday, on visit.
Jim Smith made business trip to Ok
lahoma, the first OF the week.
Johnny Blum was down from Kansas
City the first of the week, on business.
Horace Reed returned, Saturday, from
the East, where he had been buying
goods.
Walter Hunt will move the "Red-
Light" into the Pursell building, on the
south side.
Judge Schoonover attended a special
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

The Church of Scotland has 40 mis-
sion schools in India, with 5000 pupils.
A second suspension bridge for troll
ley lines will soon be completed across
Niagara river.
Austria is the country most lenient
TO murderers. In 10 years over 800
persons were found guilty of murder,
of whom only % were put to death.
Russia's Asiatic possessions are three
times the size of England's. but hold
only 23.000,000 inhabitants, ms com
pared with Englnnd's 100000 sub
jects.
The construction of cigar box may
seem TO be n very simple matter TO the
novice hut the box passes through 10
different processes before tits ready to
receive the cigars.
There Is n quicksilver mine In Peru
10 fathoms in circumference and 4S0
feet deep In this. profound abyss are
streets, squares and n chapei where
religious worship Is heidi
Among the latest collecting fads Is a
search nfter odd trade signs aud cIrcu-
lars. The collectors declare there Is
more fun In it than anything in tho
collection line yet attempted.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23

Willie Neutrality-suspicious. clouds are
beautiful, aren't they? So soft and
fleecy white resting on that pinltlsh
western sky!
Clorindn Wlldhopes-Oh. how lovely!
For all the world like lot of vanilla
Ice cream on pink saucers
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.! Think
you'd Ike some ice cream, Miss Wild
hopes?
Clorlnda-How nice of youto suggest
It! Whatever put such Il delightful
idea in your head?-Chicago News.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23

"The Deweys nre evidently sensible
people, said New Orleans travelling
man who has just returned from a trip
to the north. Il met young G. G. Dew
ey, son of the admiral. on the train be-
tween Toledo and Chicago. He is n
drummer for carpet house, and he
told me that lie was seriously embar-
raised by the attentions that were
forced on him. | believe that he was
perfectly sincere and that he is hon
estly seeking to avoid any notoriety.
4 don't want TO have the slightest APP
pearance of trading on my fathers
fame he said. and | have thought Sc
riously of retiring for awhile from the
road. However, have always been n
drummer. and can't make rs good n
living at anything else. 1t seems alb
surd that should be forced to quit It
on account Of the Kindness OF the pub
lie, but that Is what it almost amounts
to- Mr.. Dewey said this very simply
and without the least trace of affecta-
ton. He told me that he had been
compelled to decline to talk to report
ers on any subject for the reason that
they gave such prominence to the in
terviews that they seemed like yelled
ads for his business. One house in
the northwest bought a bill of goods
Of him recently and hung up big
sign, Purchased OF the son of Admi-
raj Dewey, the Hero Of Manila An
other advertised the carpets In such a
way as to make 1t appear that any
body who Invested in one was helping
along, tue Dewey family. Such things
are very annoying and almost ltnpossI-
Bile to,check- Young Dewey is stout,
clean' cut cHaps, With Faux. pleasant
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23
A NEW GRAFT.
laere's n Splendid Suggestion FOR
Fair Book Agents,

Hcre's n Splendid Suggestion Tor
Fair Book Agents,
CHOW. YOU" she said rs she turned
ever the leaves of the book for which
ste wanted him to subscribe. "are
y,un whom 1t would be useless to try
81 hntter. DO you know"-she was Il
tweet, demure looking girl, with those
big sad eyes that seem to look right
tnt0 ones heart do you know" she
went on. that nine out Of every ten
anen will gr2ut almost any favor with
81 their power II one only tlciles their
vanity?
"lt is necessary that perSon who
Neekg to earn u living, Us am forced
10 oarA niNe, shall acquire a knowl-
rlg' OF human nature, have become
II, nDnc,ent in this study that | can
ioE ot slnnce whether 1t will be best
'p lsitcr q man or to talk common
Gusa 10 him in order to obtain his SUBJ
r..i'.m
iol1 YOU when I came in. you
ir u ore who cares for flattcry.
ye above that. The foolish things
..,Ht say to the man in the next
and SO obtain his signature,
Gl' he wasted on you.
l' he sighed. Il wish there We're
.e.o such laen in the world. Yes,
.n4 no On the next line below.
rlght, You pay me 81 now,
the athcr 50 will be due when the
is delivered. Thank you, ever so
nhw
H she was about to pass out to the
get she turned and gave him one
L sweet look out of her big, sad
!es.
Yhcn she was gone, he worked away,
3 smiies played DER his countenance.
he dny was fairer for her having
tJund him. Chicago Times Herald.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23

1t has been computed that the average
growth OF the finger nail is one thirty
second of an inch per week, or II little
more than an inch and half per year.
The growth, however. depends to great
extent upon the rate of nutrition, and
during periods OF sickness or abstinence
1t Ia retarded.
1t is understood to go on faster in sum
mer than in winter and differs for differ
ent fingers, being more rapid in the mid
die finger aud slowest in the thumb nc
cording TO one investigation and in the
little finger according to another.
According to the rate OF growth stated,
the average time taken for each finger
nail to grow its full length is about Az
months. and at this rate n man OF 20
would have renewed his naus 1855 times.
'rs@ing the length of each nail at hnf
an iY7h, he would have grown feet 8
iGctNs of nail on each finger and on all
his fingers and thumbs an aggregate
lsLgth OF II feet 0 inches.
-. s-.-
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23

few have ever been by the critical
crowd of the metropolis. Receptions,
dinners. theater parties and other
functions Of the sort have followed
each other SO closely rs to keep the
modest schoolmaster of Oakland in n
bewilderlng whlrl.
Rarely II ever has fame come to u
writer through one piece Of work such
as that which followed the publication
Of "The Man With the Hoe" Edwin
Markham has written many other eX-
cellent poems, but until this one APP
peared he was comparatively un-
known. In true California style with
one blow of his pick he turned up the
rich treasure that changed failure to
success.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23
He's II Good One.

a private soldier, writing from the
Philippines, says:
"llhe heat hero is so Intense that |
Had two,gun barrels melt on my hands,
Hnd have frequently known the
ahrubbery to catch fire from the suns
Nest only"
I'aat soldier should be mustered out
Immediately and assigned to the war
correspondent department - Atlanta
Constitution.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23

When the MuIeA Are Trottin Homc.
When the sun is clmhin noonward an you hear
the dinner bell.
An you're hot as all creation. but yer appetite is
we'll, A
Then it's leave the stcarn iuttoS. whar yer
boss is hecked with foam
An It's glory halleluinh when the mules are trot-
tin lomel
They know the time for dinner-the plowboys
give yeli
Vhe mules they Start to brayin when they hear
that dinner bell
There's never swtcter music where white the
daisies foam
Than the clanln Of the trace chains when the
mules are ttUttn home
Then it's oh. to lie farmer hear the noon
bells chime
An i,sst beneath the oak trees in the watermelon
time!
For lie is then Worth Twin an sweet as honey
comb
wh,n the dinner bell Is ringin an the mules are
trottin hotnel
Atlanta Constitution.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23
The Right Idcn.

Weary Willie and his friend Frowsy,
strolllng along the seashore, stop be-
fore sign reading: Notice! Bathing
Is Dangerous. Qucksands."
Weary Willie-Dere, Frowsy; dere's
true public spirit for yer. Dat mans
true public educator. l don't know
who dat Teller Qulcksands is, but he's
got de right idea NV things an amt
afraid to say SO, m If he wuz here I'd
tnke off me hat to him.-Leslie's
Weekly.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23
Her wlsc selectIon.

Her Pa--Now that you have become
sngGSed to young Badger, | must say
SHAT feel sorry for him.
Daughter what reason. pa?
rPa-Because, my dear, you know
you can't cook even little bit.
Daughter-I had thought of that, pa,
hut you see he is u professional 40 day
sieE-Richmond Times.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23
Hin Abscntmin1ednena.

A little girl. who was trying to tell
friend how absentmlnded her grand
pa was. said HE walks around, think
ing about nothing, and. when he re-
members 1t, he then foryets that what
he thought of was something entirely
different from what lie wanted to re-
member boston Christian Register.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23

IN author who has lost the manu-
cript OF Il novel adyertises for 1t in
,he Kew York Herald. promising to
pay the finder half what the publisher
offered linn for it AS $1,000 is the
price FAMED, II knowing contemporary
argues chat the new book must be
worth "at least S130,o00' to the pub
Usher is that the percentage which
publishers ordinarily pny authors for
ther books7-Worceste Spy.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23
THE GLASS OF FASHION.


Ostrich feathers are always in vogue.
Black and white plumes combined are
used the most.
For outing nothing can take the
place of the perennial sailor hat,
which, like the shirt waist, Is here to
stay.
Garden hats are prettier than ever
this year Black velvet bows and pink
roses seem to be the inevitable selec-
ton for adornment.
Flowers as hat trimmings are meet
ing with sharp rivalry in field
grasses. grains and fruits. Many va
rleties of grasses form such pretty
algret effects that those from plum
age begin to look old fashioned. Oats
and rye are both extremely popular.
The charm of the shirt waist in APP
pearance at least depends almost en-
tirrly upon Its set" 1t should not bag
In the back, nor draw under the arms
or across the bust, and the shoulder
seams should not be too long. Yet
seven women out of every ten are
guilty of these faults.
An attractive costume seen at roof
garden recently was taffeta coat cut
in Elton effect 1t was of violet silk
finely tucked and had immense revers
of purple velvet. II was worn with a
gray cloth skirt and soft pale layen-
der silk shirt waist. A turban OF pur.
pie velvet with lavender chiffon ro
settes completed the costume-New
York Tribune.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23

complicated attack of grip which he
had last spring. His Improvement in
health began to be marked soon after
his arrival at Long Branch, and for
some time he has been well enough to
drive out every day and to take an
occasional trip to Paterson to attend to
business affairs. The vice presidents
physicians expect that he will be in
his usual excellent health before the
assembling of the senate in December.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23
An unfortunate Accident.

Here is an interesting news item:
1.-THE man was lynched with Farmer
Jones' pillow lines. The lines broke in
three places, and as the crowd carried
off the pieces Farmer Jones has been
unable to hitch up his mule, and his
crop is getting in the grass. We move
that new set of pillow lines be given
the old man by popular subscription"
Atlanta Constitution.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23

We note in legal exchange that
"Mr. Rudyard Kipling has 80 suits on
hand" Mr.. ISipling is more fortunate
than the average author, who gen
orally has to wear one suit the whole
year around.-Atlanta Constitution.
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23
undpr- uenyy oblIration.,

Mrs. Boldly came over and said as
we We're going away, she would like to
borrow our lawn mower, porch chairs,
hammock. Ice cream freezer, water
llicr and your bicycle"
did you lend them to her?"
''Of course; you know she is going to
inkc care of cur arrot."-Chicaso
Record,
Shiner gazette. [volume] (Shiner, Tex.) 1893-current, 1899-08-23
A Journey Necesnarr.

"Clara. you admit that we would be
moro comfortable at home in the hot
weather."
Eyes, hut, everybody else is gone.
Who will see my new clothesT-Chi-
oago Record.