The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-04-19
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

- A good railway engine will travel
about 900, 900 miles before it wears
out
- Candy has been added to the
army ration by order OF the secretary
Of war.
- Recruits for the Chinese army
are not accepted unless they can jump
a ditch six feet wide.
Men who attribute all their fail
ures to fate never think their successes
may be due to the same cause.
= 1t is a curious fact that the hon
ey-bee was never known in the United
States till imported from England.
= There is a well in West Virginia
which discharges natural gas with
roar that can be heard six miles away.
= OF about 30 recognized coalipg
stations in the Pacific, Great Britain
owns at least twelve, and the United
States six.
= In Paris it is required that every
vehicle trayersing its streets at night,
IL only wheclbarrow, shall carry a
lantern,
= Political economy has been de-
fined as running for Office and letting
your friends bear the expenses Of the
campaign.
- Playing cards we're first printed
about 1850. It is estimated that the
present annual output exceeds 7,000,-
600 packs year.
- This would be pleasant world
in some respects if women had as much
confidence in their husbands words as
they have in the word Of peddler.
Before the discovery Of One Minute
Cough Cure, ministers were greatly
disturbed by coughing congregations.
No excuse for it now. Evans Phar-
macy.
A Chinese patient at Bellevue
Hospital, New York, accepted the
Christian faith in his dying moments,
despite the protests of two of his couu-
trymen.
- Competent judges Of the growing
wheat crop in Indiana say that it is
badly damaged by recent rains and in
many localities there will not be over
half crop.
Young Willie Vanderbilt and
Miss Fair will begin housekeeping
with total capital of SIG, 600, 600.
Their golden wedding seems to come
right at the start.
For quick remedy and one thatis
perfectly safe for children let us re-
commend One Minute Cough Cure. 1t
is excellent for Group, hoarscness,
tickling in the throat and coughs.
Evans Pharmacy.
- Bates nephew Of yours
called me a blackguard.' Yates Just
like Ben; no tact about the boy. I've
always told him that the truth was
not to be spoken on all occasions"
- at San Francisco the other day
Evangelist Moody delivered an ad-
dress urging that more kindness be
shown to criminals. While he was
talking thief crept into the building
and stole his overcoat.
x On account of the ravaces Of
caterpillars on the foliage last summer,
it is believed that this years maple
sugar harvest in Vermont will be a
total failure. The maple sugar season
has begun, and the makers find the
trees are sapless. Some think the
trees are dead.
= Mrs. Kirby, Of Bridgeport, N. j.,
cracked the she'll Of one of the eggs
she was putting to hatch under hen,
but she patched it with adhesive plas-
ter and let it so with the others. The
ether week it hatehed out the biggest
chick in the lot
A "patent egg compound is
used largely in hotels and bakeries.
It is obtained from the eggs of fish
eating sea-birds. which can be found
by the million on the low, uninhabita-
bic islands Of the Atlantic coast. A
pound costs IS cents, and is equal to
72 hen eggs.