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Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17
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VNTANTED-SEYERAL TRUSTWOR
w thy persons in this state to manag
our business in their own and nearby coun
ties. 1t is manly Office work conducted at
home. Salary straight 5000 a year and
cxpcnses-dcfinitc, bonatide, no more, no less
salary. Monthly $75. References. Enclose
self addressed stamped envelope, Herbert E
Hess, Pres't Dept NJ, Chicago.
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An OYSTER Bags Three Mice

You can send away your cat Tor
holiday at the seaside with perfect con-
adence If you leave couple OF oysters
lying about your pantry floor The
above picture, reproduced from pho
to. illustrates how the oyster works.
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17


of Great Britain than her grandson
knows of his country and in the case
Of Austria and Russia it IS equally
true This is not such a tri1ling mat
ter as it might appear.
In spite Of much evidence to the con,
trary, the Emperor is not tyrant, nor
has he manifested a desire to WELD
power for the mere purpose of making
other people uncomfortable. He takes
a positive delight In hearing of good
things said or done by others He does
not fail to read what is said against
him.
1t would be within the mark TO say
that in the last ten years the Emperor
has conversed at length with every
eminent American or Englishman who
has passed through Berlin. 1t has
never been heard of such a meeting but
that the visitor has been strongly i'm
pressed by his imperial hosts speci-
allied knowledge In the midst Of the
rush of festivities at Ktel in 1898, the
Emperor found time to dino on board
the flagship New York of the American
squadron. Her captain told me after
ward that their Imperial host stayed
until two O'Clock in the morning, and
during his stay extracted from them
every manner of information. He clos
ed his visit by testing the capacity OF
the crew for manning ship and putting
out fires at the shortest possible notice
When Mahan published his great book
on the Influence OF Sea Power the
Emperor at once read it, and sent him
a cordial telegram acknowledging the
Indebtedness OF himself and his officers
Tor the leFsons taught therein. There
Is no doubt that the strenuous efforts
now being made to strengthen the Ger.
man navy have received great CnCour
agement from the study of this Ameri.
can work
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Perpetiial Motion

The question OF perpetual motion has
been solved by on up-to-date philoso-
pher:
Rags make paper.
Paper makes money.
Money makes banks. &.
Banks make loans.
Loans makes poverty.
Poverty makes rags.
Rags make well, you stop here and
commence over again, ana Keep on
going until the cows come home.
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17
Vaccination in Japan.

In Japan vaccination is compulsory,
and the government makes it's own
lymph and issues It free Of charge Re-
vaccination at stated periods is also
rigid,y enforced. Only calf lymph Ia
nHad.
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RUM AND COCOANUT MILK.
A Combination Which Our Occupation Of
Cuba May Render Popular.

Cuba May Render Popular.
From the fact that it has not been
mentioned in the dispatches from the
front, l should Judge that our troops
on the south coast of Cuba have not
yet been introduced to Santiago rum"
said a man who has frequently visited
Cuba. 1T is the cheapest and best
drink that l know Of in the tropics,
and / shall be very much surprised if
1t does not become popular after the
war. Santiago rum costs about third
as much as cheap whiskey and is ex-
ceedingly smooth The best drink
that l know of for warm climate is
Santiago rum and fresh cocoanut milk.
I never have been able to get fresh
cocoanut milk here, and | suppose that
those who do not 20 to a cocoanut
country can never know the delights
of this mixture. The milk when fresh
is almost as colorless as water, and
when a little rum is added to the COM
bnation it beats gin rickey, even
though it may not be cooled by ice.
you will find that all the small
passenger steamers which sail down
through the West Indies are well sup
piled with Santiago rum but the de-
mand for it is almost exclusively from
men who have become familiar with
its merits by living in a tropical eli
mate. Whiskey and brandy, although
the latter is a very popular drink all
through the tropics, are exceedingly
dangerous, and one is very much bet
ter off without them. At one South
American port where | used to call
regularly the favortc drink was YER
mouth straight. A large proportion
of the population was French, and
every afternoon the men and women
would drive out to the roadside cafes
and sip yermouth 1t was served In a
tall thin glass which was half filled
with Ice. The ice made it expensive"
observations on Life.
The most contemplate of all mean
things is other peoples sctishness.
The easiest chance to have your own
way is by not wanting it,
The trouble with the theoretical re-
former is that he expects a preacher 20
write briefs.
Discretion is the better part Of good
many more things than valOr.
Acknowledging small faults Is q sort
of stratagem TO conceal great ones,
Wisdom is greater than wealth, bu:
it is my wisdom and your wealth.
The only thing that makes mean
man feel good is to be with meane-
one than himself.
The road to riches is often a short
cut over yOn neigh boris feelings.
The only thing man wants after he
gets everything IS more.
All the worlds q stage, and every
body wants to collect the fares.
When you turn over a new leaf II IS
sometimes well not to mention the
page.
Nothing pleases people SO much as
being persuaded TO do what they are
going to do anyway.
Eccentric people are sometimes peCu-
liar persons that others cant afford to
call fools.
We never know how much we can do
until we don't get the chance.
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that IS, in a wholesale fashion. Not
one mouse, but as many as three can
be taken in and done for. 1t is pre-
sumed that the hOmicida hivalVe
shown in the picture gaped for water
and that the mice, cycling the succulent
morsel. went for it with result that
proved them to have been three blind
mice"
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17

Suicide at one time was very COM
mon among the Drahmins of India,
who held the body IN contempt, regard
irg II merely as covering for the soul.
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17

Lutheran Church-Rcv. W 5. i. MctHgcr,
nsr,or. Services, Sunday 10 A. NJ. and 500 T.
m. Sunday School, >. p. Vi Prayer Mcei"
ng, Wednesday, ! p. III.
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Distance Covered By Bicycle Riders

On a fine day it is reckoned that the
cycle riders of the world cover the
grand total of 100,000,0OO miles. or
1000 times around the world.
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17

Jerusalem is now nothing but a
shadow of the magnificent city of an
Client times. 1t is about three miles
in circumference, and is situated ON
rocky mountain.
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The biggest fish stories come i'll bot
ties.
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The great trouble with the majority
Of men who bet on sure things is that
they always bet the wrong way.
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17

The trouble with the theoretical re-
former is that he expects a preacher 20
write briefs.
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observations on Life.

The most contemplate of all mean
things is other peoples selfshness.
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17

Discretion is the better part Of a good
many more things than valor.
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17

The easiest chance to have your own
way is by not wanting it,
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17

When YOU turn over a new leaf 1t Is
sometimes well not to mention the
page.
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17

The road to riches is often a short
cut over yOn neiehbOrs feelings.
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17

All the worlds stage, and every
body wants to collect the fares.
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17

The only thing that makes mean
man feel good Is TO be with d meane-
one than himself.
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17

Nothing pleases people so much as
being persuaded TO do what they are
going to do anyway.
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17

Acknowledging small faults Is a sort
of stratagem to conceal great ones.
Catoctin clarion., 1899-08-17

The only thing man wants after he
gets everything is more.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04
SANTA FEE RATES.
DENVER AND RETURN $3.50

DENVER AND RETURN $500.
Tickets on sale May 16 and II. Good
for return until June Is, 1899. Pullman
sleepers and free chairs. Berths re-
served, baggage checked and tickets
sold by Fl. S. Lutz, Agent, Santa Fe.
COLORADO SPRINGS AND RETURN
$3.50 {.
A low rate for an early vacation.
Tickets on sale May IS and II, bearing
limit of juno Is. Particulars may be
had on application to Fl. s. Lutz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
PUEBLO AND RETURN $3.50
Tickets on sale May 16 and II, with
return limit of June Is. Harvey dining
rooms. H. S. Lutz, Agent, Santa Fe.
SAN FRANCISCO AND RETURN
$55.75.
Tickets on sale May Is to IS, inclu-
sive. Final limit, July Is, 1899. Stop
over privileges in each direction. H. S.
Lutz, Agent, Santa Fe Route, will
cheerfully respond to all inquiries for in
formation.
NATIONAL BAPTIST ANNIvER-
SARIES
| Will be held in San Francisco this year.
For the first time in the history of this
organization these meetings will be held
on the Pacific Coast. The Santa Fe
will sell round-trip tickets May Is to IS,
inclusive, with limit of July Is, for
$55.75. Liberal stop-overs permitted.
Pullman palace and tourist sleepers and
free chair cars to California daily. Call
on ii. s. Lutz, Agent, Santa Fe, for
literature and details.
Low RATES FOR BAPTISTS
/ And others. Santa Fe will sell tickets
to San Francisco and return for $55. IS.
Limited for return to July Is, 1899.
Pullman sleepers-palace and tourists
and free chair cars to California daily.
H. S. Lutz, Agent, Santa Fe, has illus
trated descriptive literature of points of
interest en- route.
H. s. LUTZ, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
w. J. BLACK, G. P. A.,
Topeka, Kan.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04
A WOMAN'S HOTEL.

This Is For Women Who Can Afford
to Pay ~ or More n Week.
Efforts, interrupted by the war, are
being resumed to start in New York a
hotel for self supporting business women
earning the higher grades of income
artists, teachers, merchants, writers,
stenographers, physicians, trained
nurses, cashiers-and also for students.
In deciding upon the size the project
ors wish to know how many women in
New York desire to live in such a ho-
tel, and it will further the enterprise
if those who wish to be notified when
the house is ready to receive applica-
tions for rooms and can afford to pay
So and upward a week for board will
promptly send their names, occupation
and address on a postal card to the wo-
mans hotel committee, Madison square
branch ~postoffice.
A hotel Of this grade being success
fully established, it is expected that
less expensive ones will shortly follow
to meet the various lower grades of
salary or wage earnings. -New York
Sun,
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04
G. A. R. ORDERS.
Appointments Made and Observance 0
Memorial Day Suggested.

| HEADQ'RTRs DEPT. OF NEW MEXICo.
Grand Army of the Republic,
Santa Fe, n. NJ, May l, 1899.
General Orders, No. ..
l. Department headquarters are here
by established at Santa Fc, N. NJ, the
capitol of the territory.
2. Announcement is hereby made of
the appointment of the following named
aides-de-camp: On the staff Of the de-
partment commander, Comrades Lever
EFT Clarke, Albuquerque; Henry w.
Boutwell,, Socorro: Adolph Weller, San
ia Fe: Lee II. Rudisille, White Oaks: H.
Champion, Kansas City, Mo.
g.. Inspector f. p. Crichton having
nominated the following-named assist
ant inspectors, their appointment is
hereby announced: Orlando Smith,
East Las Vegas, for Sherman post: S. c.
Rathbun, Ration, Sedgwick post; VIM.
Bolander, Santa Fe, Carleton post; A.
M. Whitcomb, Albuquerque, q. X. War
| rem post: Joseph d. Emerson, Socorro,
Slough post; j. A. Brown, White Oaks,
Kearney post; Thos. Murphy, U. S.
Grant post, Hillsbero; and Walter Yves
ton, Pennington, Lincoln post.
4. The attention of post commanders
and comrades of the Grand Army of the
Republic in this department is particu-
larly called to General Orders No. s, is
sued from National headquarters, in
reserence to the proper observance of
Memorial day. A copy of such orders
accompanies this, and post commanders
are requested and directed to see that
the same are obeyed; and that all com
rades who can, attend divine service at
some church, as a post if possible, on
the Sunday preceding Memorial day;
and it is suggested to post commanders,
the minister or priest of the church de-
cided upon by the respective posts. be
notified in all courtesy, so as to enable
| him to prepare his address.
Comrades, we all attend the last sad
rites to our dead with profound respect,
and those services will sometimes be per-
formed over US. We gather around the
graves in deep sorrow, and as we listen
with bowed heads to our beautiful ritual
services. or to other services as solemn,
we feel that sit is not all of life to live.
or all of death to die"
Memorial day is but an annual repe-
tition of this respect to our dead, and a
forcible reminder of the sad rites per-
formed at the graves of all our deceased
comrades when we so. solemnly attend
their burial; and therefore let us all;
with that same sorrow, affection and
loyalty to our dead, attend divine serv-
ices on the Sunday preceding Memorial
day, and thereby assist in keeping alive
in our breasts the remembrance of our
comrades who have gone.
BY order of
GEO. w. KNAEBEL,
official: Department Commander.
WM. NJ. BERGER,
Asst. Adjt. General.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04
FASHIONS LATEST FAD.
snuff Taking Is Now the Fancy O
Ultra Smart Women.

oHuh 1aAihs Is NOW the Fancy oil
Ultra Smart Women.
Snuff taking is said to be the latest
fancy among fashionable women in New
York. Whether the grip is to any de-
gree responsible for it snot known, but
that disease is SO indelibly identified
with sneezing, whether produced natu-
rally or artificially, that it seems as
though there might be some relation be-
tween the two. Perhaps the habit Of
sneezlng became SO common while the
grip was rampant that its victims, even
after recovery, found themselves still
wanting to keep it up. Snuff taking was
of course the next step, the fact that all
end Of the last century fashions are in
favor just now being another INCENTIVE.
Snuffboxes are, too, a dainty and as yet
novel adjunct for ones dressing table
and ohatelaine, which, it is not to be-
wondered at, is a fresh inducement for
the habit, The very finest snuff is used,
and the way that some of the smart
women have learned to use it is said to
be very taking indeed, though to many,
Of course, ever this is hardly compensa-
ton for the habit as a habit.
Only ultra smart women have as vet
become snuff takers, just as only ultra
smart women have ever INDUCED in
cigarette smoking in the United States.
1t does not necessarily follow, how.
ever, as in some other things, that those
Of more conservative taste will follow
suit. Leisure, lucre and laxity of stand.
ard to an unlimited degree are needed
before one can become converted either
to snuff taking or cigarette smoking. A
striking thing about the present revival
is that it appears to be confined to wom-
en-. If men are turning their attention
at all to snuff, they are keeping precious
quiet about it and, at any rate, are not
to be compared in numbers with the
women who indulge in the habit. New
York Sun.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04

chitis, weak lungs, bleeding from lungs
and lingering coughs. 1t prevents con
sumption by curing the weakness that
leads up to it. Honest druggists do not
offer substitutes, and urge them upon you
as "just as good" Below is one of the
thousands who lave testified to these facts,
Abram Freer, Esq, of Rockbridge, Greene Co.,
Ills, writes: MY wife had a severe attack of
pleurisy and lung trouble; the doctors gave her
up to die. She commenced taking DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery and she began TO i'm,
prove from the first dose. By the time she had
taken eight or ten bottles she was cured, and it
was the cause of a large amount being sold here.
I think the Golden Medical Discovery is the
best medicine in the world for lung trouble. My
wife is now using the Favorite Prescription
for turn Of life"
Feel cranky? Case of constipation. A
man or woman who neglects constipation
suffers from slow poisoning. DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets cure constipation. One
little Pellet is a gentle laxative, and
two a mild cathartic.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04
H PACIFIC CABLE.
1t IL Said the Visible supply of Ruh
Der May Be Insufficient.

1t IL Said the Visible supply of Rub
Der May Be Insufficient.
Assuming that the United States will
subsidize a company to lay a cable from
the Philippines to San Francisco, the
first landing place would be in the Ha-
waiian Islands. The next possession of
the United States is the island of Guam,
in the Ladrones, which is about 3, 100
nautical miles west of Hawaii. From
this island to the mainland of Luzon,
in the Philippines, is about $50 nautical
miles.
The longest cable now operated is that
from Brest to New York, which is 8, $50
nautical miles in length. The cost Of
cables increases with their length in a
geometrical ratio, the difficulty Of work
ing them increases about as rapidly.
Remembering that the cost Of the New
York Brest cable was greater than that
Of any other cable ever laid, it is readily
seen that the construction of the Amer
lean t%ranspaoific cable, involving the
line between Hawaii and Guam, may
we'll be approached with caution. The
solution of the difficulty is in the aoqui-
sition Of an island of the Caroline group.
In connection with the Pacific cable
avery interesting question arises. From
whence is the gutta percha for this gil
gantio cable to come? Every whisper Of
the construction Of a transpaoiio line
sends the gutta market at Singapore up
by leaps and bounds. The ruling price
of the gum is the highest that has ever
obtained. 1t is stated-on what author
ity it is hard to say-that the visible
supply of gutta is insufficient for the
task and that if this cable is laid it will
be the last-the last with a gutta peroha
insulation at least.-Engineering Mag
azine.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04
The Americans as Fighters.

The Americans know how to fight
they have already proved several times.
They have always fought right and for
right, that's the reason. America is
Ike her famous household remedy
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. For half
a century this great remedy has been
restoring strength to weak stomachs,
vigor to tired nerves, and health and
strength to the whole body. It's repu-
tation has steadily advanced in spite OF
hundreds of limitations. So long as dis
last lives ia the world so long will Hos
letters Stomach Bitters live to cure it.
If you are troubled with constipation,
Indigestion, bi%liousness, or if your kid
neys have been oyerworked, try Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters, 1t will cure you.
If o are we'll take it to keep you so.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04
PLEADlNGS
PRACTICE

(Forms to conform to Code)
Pattison's Forms of Pleading,
under the Missouri Code, have
been placed with the New Mex
loan Printing Co. for sale.
A complete and comprehensive
book Of forms, adolted TO- the
new Code of Civil Procedure
now In effect in New Mex 20.
Part1. Ordinary Proceedings
In Courts Of Record. Part 2.
Attachments Certiorari Garn-
ishment; Habeas Corpus; In
junction; Mandamus; Mechap-
les Lien; Prohibition; Quo
Warranto and Replevin. Part
8. Miscellaneous. Covering Ad-
vortisements; Affidavits: Arbi.
trations; Assignments; Deposit
lions; Naturalization, etc.. etc.
Bound In full law sheep. De-
Iivered Ut any postoffice In New
Mexico upon receipt Of pub
lisher's price, $500. Purchasers
name printed ON the book free
OF cost. Address New Mexican
Printing Company, Santa Fe
N, N.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04
N Of Science.

Professor Pasqualis has discovered
how to make cloth direct from the null
berry tree. They used to have to feed it
to silkworms first and let them do the
transmitting. Now it's all done by ma
ohinery, only it isn't exactly silk.
They'll be getting electricity direct
from coal yet, and certainly it seems
after this as If we ought to be able to
extract honey from clover hay.-New
York Commercial Advertiser.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04
BrferwOOd Pines.

Another European industry is said to
be threatened with American COMPETE
tion. The brierwood pipes for America
used to be made in England and France,
and French brier'' was supposed to be
the only certificate Of first rate merit.
But now the greater part Of the brier-
wood pipes sold in the United States
are made in Springfield, Mass, and
they are quite as good as the imported
article. Springfield Republican.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04

l consider it not only a pleasure but a
duty | owe to my neighbors to tell about
the wonderful cure affected in my case
by the use of Chamberlain's Collie, Chol-
era and Diaarhoea Remedy. l was
taken very badly with lux and procured
a bottle of this remedy. A few doses
of it effected a permanent cure. | take
pleasure in recommending it to others
suffering from that dreadful disease
j. w. LYNCH, Dorr, W. Va. This rene
dy is sold by A. G. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04
An Epidemic Of whooping Cough.

Last winter during an epidemic of
whooping cough my children contracted
the disease, having severe coughing
spells. We had used Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy very successfully for
Group and naturally turned to it at that
time and found it relieved the Group and
effected a complete. cure. JOHN E.
CLIFFORD, Proprietor Norwood House,
Norwood, N. Y. This remedy is for
sale by A. C. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04

The ancients believed that rheuma-
tism was the work of a demon within a
man. Any one who has had an attack
of sciatic or intlammatory rheumatism
will agree that the infiction is demo-
MAC enough to warrant the belief. 1t
has never been claimed that Chamber
lain's Pain Balm would cast out demons,
but it will cure rheumatism, and hun
dreds bear testimony to the truth of this
statement. One application relieves
the pain, and this quick relief which it
affords is alone worth many times it
cost. For sale by A. c. Ireland.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04
CHICAGO LIMITED.
CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LIMITED.

CHICAGO & CALIFORNIA LIMITED.
Trains Nos. 3 and 4, running tri-
weekly in each direction between Chi
cago and Los Angeles, carry only first
class Vestibuled Pullman %Sleepers, a
Understanding car, containing gentle
mems buffet, reading and smoking room,
and barber shop, and an observation
car with co%mmodious parlor for ladies
and children; electric lights throughout
the entire train.
CHICAGO, MEXICO & CALIFORNIA
LINE
Nos. land II carry through Pullman
and tourist sleepers between Chicago,
Los Angeles and San Francisco.
No. 2, eastbound, carries same equip
ment, and makes close connection at
Trinidad with train for Pueblo, Colorado
Springs and Denver.
No. 20 is a local train between Ell Paso
and Kansas CITY, carries free chair car
and Pullman Palace sleeper through
without change.
For time tables, information and lit
erature pertaining to the Santa Fe
route, call on or address,
H. s. LuTz, Agent,
Santa Fe, N. M.
w. J. Black, G. P. A.,
Topeka. Kas.
Santa Fe new Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1898-1951, 1899-05-04
A FOLLOWER OF MEAsLEs.-In man,

A FOLLOWER OF MEAsLEs.-In many
instances a persistent cough follows an
attack of measles. In speaking of this
Mr.. Walter B. Beel, editor Of the Elkin
On. c. Times, says: "Three weeks ago
l had an attack of measles which left
me with a bad cough. | took several
doses of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
and the cough has entirely disappeared.
l consider Chamberlain's medicines the
best on the market" For sale by A. G.
ireland.