The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1899-02-22
All Sorts OF Paragraphs.

= Occupation keeps US from think
ing of what we would rather do.
Always provide for the worst
the best is able to provide for itself.
Drinking may induce general
good feeling, but the good feeling isn't
there next morning.
: People of tact never irritate a
pessimist by telling him that he looks
happy.
= The man who wears wig always
puts a false construction upon his own
thoughts.
= Woman likes man to smoke, be-
cause then she gets good converse
tional chance at him.
= horse eats nine times it's weight
i'll one year COW nine times, and an
OK six times.
= The man who has never done
anything foolish should watch himself
we'll until he is dead.
= When a woman admits she is
wrong her husband gets scared and
thinks she is going to die.
= There are 1860 graves Of Confed-
crate soldiers on the Rock Island, Hi
nois, arsenal grounds.
= The length Of the world rail
ways is more than II times the cir
cumferencc of the earth at the equator.
- The whole family feels injured
when woman comes home from her
sewing society and says she didn t
hear any news.
Have a purpose in life, and hav
ing it. throw into your work such
strength of mind and muscle as God
has given you.
Between 1000 and 5000 pounds
of plug tobacco are yearly furnished
to the penitentiary inmates of Missis-
sippi.
Irregular bowel movements lead to
chronic constipation. Prickly Ash
Bitters is a reliable system regulator;
cures perman emily. Sold by Evans
Pharmacy
A young lady in Philadelphia
broke an engagement because her
young man refused to shave off his
mustache. She knew what hurt her.
= Conscience is like the sun dial. If
you let the truth shine upon it, it will
point you right; but you may cover it
over so that no truth can fall upon it,
and then it will lead you astray.
In the reign of Queen Mary,
squaretoed shoes were the fashion.
Men took to wearing them so broad
that proclamation was issued re-
stricting their breadth to six inches
square at the toes.
= Traces OF the bicycle are found
as far back as the Fifteenth century.
In fact, Egyptian figures found on
obelisks mounted on two wheeled We
hicles, show they had some idea of the
velocipede.
= There is town in the far west
named Aquarium the postmaster S
name is Fish, the name Of the mayor
is Scales, and Water street is the
principal thoroughfare.
Bright's disease is more dreaded by
physicians than any of the serious
disorders with which they have to
deal, because of it's insidious and NAL
ignant character. If prompt action
were taken when headaches, urinary
disorders, digestive troubles first ap-
pear much suffering and sorrow would
be averted. Prickly Ash Bitters will
quickly stop the spread CT the disease,
quiet the inflammation, heal the kid
neys and bladder, strengthen and
regulate the liver, and drive poisons
and impurities out Of the system by
cleansing the bowels. Sold by Evans
Pharmacy.
Fred Scoblc, prosperous mer-
chant of Washington, Ind, upon re-
firing at night, complained Of a severe
pain in his face and head. After
time ne fell asleep. In the morning
the pain had disappeared: but upon
making his toilet he discovered that
his hair had turned white: in which
condition it still remains. Many Of
his friends did not recognize him, so
startling was the change. Mr. Scoble
is unable to account for the sudden
change.