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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-03-24
THE SEATTLE posrNrEIIIGENcER FRIDAY MARCH a. 1899

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Marion.
HOTEL YoRK. First avenue and Prke.
hrss-class rooms and beard ~ : per
FOR RENT-Newly furnished rooms, also
rooms fnr housekeeping. 80 James street.
tsoTEf. vENDONE. 1sis First avenue:
frsr-class rooms by the day or week.
FOR RENT-F'urniShed front rooms: best
location In city ss Second avenue
FOR RENT-Nicely furnished room. gen.
tlsmsn only. fali Second avenue.
roR RENT-Pleasant ROOMS lois BOWS
ton avenue. Madison car
FOR RENT-Eiegant rooms. Weed hotel
1905 Ffrss avenue
- --------------------,
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UNFINISHED front suite: no children.
1880 Fifth avenue.
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-03-24

GEkAANtA UAt.Ia Saturday March ~
grand bail, cash prize waltz: cake walk
uo0T Pfsxes finance Tor every ticket hold
az f.oebe+fs celebrated orchestra of
eight union musicians. Admission s.e
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-03-24

PACIFIC Electric and Galyan.c Belt Co.
will sell you belts and appliances cheaper
than any one else; all goods warranted:
easily regulated; carry stronger current:
do not fail to get our prices. Second and
Pike.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-03-24

VALUABLE state right free 10 financially
responsible energetic man n every state,
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The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1899-03-24

The following letters avail; advertisers At
this Office.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

WE ACTUALLY believe that we are the only editor
in the state who is not worried almost to death for
fear we will be robbed of our all before morning.
They really have no business in accommodating gov
eminent bonds whole blocks Of four story business
houses and sundry -four sacks filled with twenty
dollar gold pieces. Our total possessions consist of
pipe and tobacco. Worry runs along our spinal
column as easily as barrel full of soft soap slips
down toboggan slide. No. we can't afford to worry;
we let our subscribers do that
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

CIVIL service examinations grand thing
and should be extended wherever the public good
can be exalted. If us professedly Christians were
called upon to pass similar examination to ou1
fitness to worship in Gods holy tabernacle, great
many of US would find ourselves lacking in several
important qualifications Then, perhaps, those who
seldom attend church would pass this examination
triumphantly and without blush This would un
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

Billy MASON takes to the woods every day
to practice few high notes in oratory for the CON-
ing session of congress. His style is SO convincing
that the leaves fall down before his rapier-hke
thrusts The officials at Washington better put in
rubber windows, else he will crack every blamed
one of them
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

SAMOAN affairs are not running along quite as
smoothly as creased pig at country fair. 1t has
been reported that several we'll laid conspraces have
been recently nipped in the bud over there and now
another is assuming dangerous proportions. Little
danger however follows in their wake, as they only
reach the hairol period.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

RUDYARD K1PL1NG says that his dwelling in
Vermont is for SALE He must have heard about
Dewey going to reside in Washington Vermonts
famed maple syrup and buckwheat cakes has no
charms for these distinguished gentlemen.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

will show you consummate fool, for, as has been
sad "fools alone complete their educaton wise men
are always learning" In this age Of rapidly occur
ring events law Of yesterday becomes today obsolete
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

TODD, Of the Hastings Gazette is slayer from
Stayersville His betelguese has reached its forty
third year. and shines with increased briancy the
years go by We hope he remains on the tripod to
celebrate its golden jubilee.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

WE HAVE heard very little of that goat lymph
cure for insanity. It might be that some OF those
yellow journals bought the fellow off for fear their
circulation would go glimmering if the "buggies''
were all cured.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

PRESIDENT KRUGER says that the Lord is on
his side. That sounds we'll and is good English.
After Dom Paul gets his sauerkraut put in for the
winter, he should visit this country on lecture
tour He and Dreyfus would cause even the dead
to do little rubbering.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

ANOTHER big fraud is just reaching the light
of day. The wood in matches is being cut across
the grain so they will break off easy when used.
There is little DANGER however, that the match Old
Nick will use will break off when boiling down their
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

The Observation-Disclosures Of La Crosse, Wis,
is one of our most valued exchanges; the more SO
that it comes daily. Bright, witty and most read
able-we would be sorry indeed to lose it. Gentle
man, we doff our hat to you.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

The historian of the future will record that
Dewey's greatness was attributed as much to his
modesty as to his heroism and seamanship.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

In SPAIN they reward and punish their cannon
This is thoroughly in keeping with Spanish nature
We willing to bet package of niger head tobac
CO that they also spit their cannon balls before
firing
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

CIVILIZATION has been SO generously expended
Santiago de Cuba that they must have completely
buried the place. We haven't heard from that To-
caty since Shafter laid up there with the govt
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

IT is reported that Capt. Parker, chemist and
packing expert is going to revive the beef scandal
If he succeeds it will only be by hypnotizing the
officials at Washington
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

A BERLIN doctor recently made the assertion
that the human heart growing larger. If this
is true editors WILL in the near future, be able to
dispense with their Subscription books.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

DR. STIENs, Russian physician, has patented
apparatus that will enable the blind to see. 1t
has not been perfected yet the voters will have
to $50 it blind" the same as usual for year at least
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

CHICAGO paper states that quite number of
big strings of fish were caught in the Chicago River
recently All the fish caught in that river wouldn't
make breakfast for grasshopper
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12
Working i'm Spirit.

| A weary, dusty, fOrlOrn tramp.
| Being hungry, asked Miss Camp
| To give him food; for which he'd work,
And promised her he'd not shrk.
She took him in and did sit him down,
And fed him with the best in town.
"Now," said she with merry twinkle,
| "My lawn you can go and sprinkle"
'You must know said he, sit gives me pain
To have to work, goes 'ganst my grain,
But I'll show my promise is not in van!"
And then he knelt down and prayed for rain.
When an ambitious man falls
the world hears something drop.
William Jennings organs ply
stefan has recommended a long
term of absolute rest and quite.
If Bryan thinks he's just what the
doctor ordered, he will be COM
PEELED to take his medicine. Will
he do it? That's the question.
A great many people spend their
time visiting jails to see what they
could just as we'll discover by u.s.
ing looking-glass.
A fool with a good sized load of
ambition, is more dangerous than
a dynamite bomb.
A man in prison never has any
doubt about which side his bread
is buttered on.
Jadam Bede is so popular with
the boys here that if their votes
were needed to send him to Wash
ington, there would be a wholesale
jail delivery here on election day.
Many a stable government would
be benefited by the services Of a
Hercules.
A reciprocity treaty - feeding
turkeys shelled corn just before
Thanksgiving.
The man who, upon the assur-
ance of a bulletin that eggs we're
firm" sat down upon a basket of
them, has since been inclined to
doubt the reliability of market re-
ports.
The reason so many people
raise howl against the trusts is
that they don't trust.
A young lady in Indiana is suf-
fering from paralized jaw by
chewing gum. This would never
have happened if she wouldn't
have left off chewing the rag.
Constant reader wants to know
what actress is spoken Of in the
bible. Why Mary Anderson and
her sony of course!
"A Georgia man." says an ex-
change, "has written a book telling
how to go to hell Might start
by way Of Sulphur Springs. Eth?
We rise to ask if the keeper of
harem is not very much like
conductor, in that he is fair COL
lectOr?
"Money talks" is the brag of sports,
Who gamble every day.
But never talks loud enough,
To give itself:away.
"Advices from Washington"
says an exchange, care to the effect
that more elastic policy will be
shortly put in force" Is that SO?
It seems to us that the aforesaid
policy has been pulled all out of
shape already.
It is now in order for the ap-
pointment of a committee to in
vestigate the Mazet board. If
they can get rid of the Moss, per-
haps there wouldn't be so many
Crokers.
Jerry Simpson, he of sockless
fame, was Kissed by an audience
down in Kansas the other day.
jerry must have taken to wearing
socks again-an unforgivable Of
Tense for him.
$$$
Tho Indiana at the Greater mar |
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

WHENEVER Bryan sees Dewey's name mentioned
as presidential possibility, he becomes as Timber
as muscallonge that has been stranded in puddle
of water If disappointment awaits the boy orator.
he will make capital rooter for some baseball man
a0er.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

AGU1NALDo is still sending peace commissioners
to Gen. Otis He either wants to learn the English
language else inform Otis that he's not the only
pebble on the beach.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

ALL PERSONS receiving copies of THE MIRROR who are
III regular lists will please consider such
sample If, after reading, conclude that
THE MIRROR worthy of patronage send your
this office a trial subscription at rates
published
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

FROM the way the various cartoons picture
Krugers whiskers should judge that his tonsoria
artist uses pair Of nippers else cold chisel in
trimming them.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

LABoRIA is still seeking justice for Dreyfus.
The way it has been trampled upon think he will
have to drill for it.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

DIGNITY becomes some men in about the same
degree that silk hat becomes an Apache and is
quite as ludcrous
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

A WAITER down in Kansas dropped dead or
being handed fifty cent tip the other day. That
shows that prosperitys visits to Kansas few anc
far between.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

CONSISTENCY thou art jewell" but what can
we say of the law that sells liquor to and then
locks him up because the liquor made him drunk.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

Secretary Root has suggested
sending Gen. Otis in the field.
He may just as we'll made it Potter's
field.
During the land parade in New
York, her city mayor got so con-
founded excited that even liquid
air had no effect on him. Even
when he caught sight of Chicago's
mayor, the atmosphere remained
the same.
Wonder if John Bull don't wish
he hadn't bit off so much?
There is man in Philadelphia
whose hobby is to calculate the
number of hairs on a mans head.
His name is Luny and he'll soon
be where all the other lungs are
A Kentucky colonel who was
keeping thirteen chickens for next
spring, had them all stolen the
other night. Thirteen, it seems,
is even an unlucky number in
chickens.
Maud Muller on a summers day
Raked the meadows so they say.
But other business I'm inclined
To think Maud had upon her mind.
This maiden fair 1 have no doubt
Knew just the hour the judge rode out
And wandered forth fair haired, fair faced,
To show the judge her new shirt waist.
$$$
An editor in the eastern part of
this state supposed that he was
settling down right in the center
of the banana belt when he located
there a year ago. He now thinks
it's the pumpkin belt by the way
they are coming in on subscription.
Widows are not permitted to.
marry in India. It seems that we
haven't got a corner on all the
blessings after all.
Gov. Bushnell has come out fiat
footed against the republican can
didate for governor Of Ohio. If
that ticket is beaten there will be
weeping and wailing and Nash
ing of teeth.
Yes, dear reader, the stories you
read in the papers about men in
Kentucky making whisky without
the sanction of the government,
are all moonshine.
"What is your name?" sternly
asked the teacher of the boy who
had been kept in"
"Cole, SIR replied the sobbing
urchin.
"Well then, you had better
scuttle.' And the boy shuffied
out.
And he was forever seeking for light.
So Just as soon as elections began
He attended primaries every night.
Probably the most foolish words
man ever speaks, are those in
which he gives his views as to
what he would do if he was some
person other than himself.
A Michigan judge decides that
ones name and face can be used
by others. It would be a dirty
yankee trick if someone was to use
our face to purchase snit Of beer
while we're in Jail.
It is hoped that after Dom Paul
kangaroos the British lion, he will
free auld Ireland. Hurrah for Dom
Paul and-Minneapolis.
They say that as Dewey didn't
surrender to the Spanish, therefor
he won't strike his colors to any
of those female "smacks' that are
getting their kissing guns out
forward for him.
$$$
A hungry man must be some
thing more than a Christian if he
derives any pleasure from seeing
his worst enemy eat fried oysters.
$50
There is lots Of talk inst Of
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12
JOURNALISTIC MOVEMENTS.

VOL l, No. 1, Of the Hopkins News, has reached
our exchange table. It's first literary venture is a
complete success and we predict brilliant future
for it.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

POLITICIANS, like leaves tree, become settled
in the fall
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

NOWADAYS young men are given away in court
room about as often as brides in church.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

doubtedly be unchrisan but nevertheless the results
would be surprising
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

AMONG the galaxy of we'll edited papers arriving
at our exchange table, is eagerly awaited
for than the Washington Ratchet. Although weap
ons are strictly forbidden in our institution,
ception will be made in this and take pleas
ure in placing it upon exchange list.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

Come up to Minnesota,
Where the balmy breezes blow.
Where the blizzard gently grips you
And wraps you up in snow.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

EVANSVILLE has mighty good papers in
her bailiwick, and among these is the Democrat.
It has just celebrated the second year of its existence
by getting out extra large edition. Although we
are a gold popocrat, nevertheless, peruse the
paper with pleasure and profit.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

AMIDST journalism in the South, the Nashville,
Tenn. Banner stands we'll to the front AS first
class newspaper it excelles anything published in
that section In politics it yields mighty scepter
that fears none, but which others appear to dread
Its success as factor in politics is owing to it's
truthful manner in handling the issues of the day;
and, instead of being misleading and mere garbage
for mercenary purposes, they forcible and con-
vincing.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12

The Indians at the Greater Amer
lean Exposition at Omaha are
going to have dog feast on the
grounds. Some politicians we
know of might go down there and
view it with profit.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-10-12
N 0 TIC E.

ALL PERSONS receiving copies O MIRROR r
regular lists will please consider such
sample If, after reading. conclude that
THE MIRROR is worthy of patronage send your
office a trial subscription rates
published above.
POLITICIANS like leaves on tree, become settled
in the fall.
NOWADAYS young men are given away IN court
room about often as brides are in church.
LABoR1A is still seeking justice for Dreyfus
The way it has been tramped upon we think he will
have to drill for it.
DIGNITY becomes some men in about the
degree that silk hat becomes Apache and is
quite as ludcrous.
The historian of the future will record that
Dewey's greatness was attributed much to his
modesty, as to his heroism and seamanship.
CONSISTENCY, thou art jewell but what can
we say of the law that sells liquor to and then
locks him up because the liquor made him drunk.
WAITER down in Kansas dropped dead on
being handed fifty cent tip the other day. That
shows that prosperity visits to Kansas few and
far between.
FROM the way the various cartoons picture
Krugers whiskers should judge that his tonsoral
artist uses pair Of nippers else cold chisel in
trimming them.
AGU1NALDo is still sending peace commissioners
to Gen. Otis. He either wants to learn the English
language or else inform Otis that he's not the only
pebble on the beach.
IT reported that Capt Parker, chemist and
packing expert is going to revive the beef scandal
If he succeeds it will only be by hypnotizing the
officials at Washington
A CHICAGO paper states that quite number of
big strings Of fish caught in the Chicago River
recently. All the fish caught in that river wouldn't
make breakfast for grasshopper.
BERLIN doctor recently made the assertion
that the human heart growing larger If this
is true editors WILL in the future, be able to
dispense with their subscription books
CIVILIZATION has been so generously expended
on Santiago de Cuba that they must have completely
buried the place. We haven't heard from that To-
caity since Shafter laid up there with the govt
DIR. STIENs, Russian physician, has patented
an apparatus that will enable the blind to see It
has not been perfected yet, the voters will have
to $50 it blind the usual for year at least
In SPAIN they reward and punish their cannon
This is thoroughly in keeping with Spanish nature
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1899-11-10

In THE CrRcrIT CIURT or THg STATE or
OREGoS FOR LINN COUNTY.
John Bradley and Maud bradley. his
vile, plaintiffs vs. Adelia Mercy and
- NeI ~, her husband, hose given
name il unknown, William Bradley, Ann
Wilson and ---- Wilson her husband,
whose given name Is unknown, and
Charles II Bradley defendants.
To Adelia Mercy and ------- Mercy,
her husband (whose given name is un-
knowD) William Bradley. Ann Wilson and
- Wilson, her husband, (whOse
given name . unknown) and Charles
Z. Bradley. the above named defend ants
TN TdE NAME OF THE STATE OF
L Oregon. You are hereby notified and
required to appear in said court in said
suit and answer the complaint Of the
ember, 1893; and you are hereby further
notified that If you fail to appear and ans
wer said complaint as aforesaid, for want
Thereof, the plaintiff will take dacree
aeains. you for the relief demar ded in
said complaint, tnwit: That the real 20
tate belonging to plaintiffs and defendants
and described as lot No 6 in Block No.
IO3 in Eackleman's addition to the city of
Albany, Linn county, Oregon. be s)ld by
Referee appointed by the above entitled
court and that the proceeds arising there
from be paid into cour. and that the same
be applied: First, 10 pay the costs and
disbursements of this suit. Second, to
pay plaintiffs the tum OF 500 90 advanced
by tie plaintiff, Maud Bradley, to pay the
county, School District No. 5 and city
taxes Of the city of Albany, ccuDty Of Linn
and state Of Oregon, and that the re-
mainder be divided between the plaintiffs
and defendants as their interests may ap-
pear.
This summons is served upon you by
for six consecutive weeks prior
to the 18th day Of November, 1899, in the
STATE RJGHTs DEMOCRAT a weekly news
paper Of general circulation throughout said
county and state, printed and published in
the city Of Albany, Linn county Oregon, by
order of the Hon. Geo. u. Barton, county
Judge for Linn county, Oregon, which or
der bears date the 22nd day Of September,
1899, and that the said order so made by
the Hon. Geo. n. Barton prescribed the
18th day of November, 1899. as the day
and time on or before which you should
appear and answer said complaint in said
suit. The date of the first publication OF
this summons in said newspaper is Sep
tember 20, 1899.
WEATHERFcRD & WYATT,
Attorneys for plaintiffs.