The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-07-08

sOverelgns Of this incompatible do
main7 From where the pines Of the
north bend In the icy blasts Of On arctic
winter to those tropical strands where
the sweet magnolia nils the soft all
with is sensuous perfume, and from the
rugged Plymouth rock on that bleak
New England shore to where the Gold
en- Gate throws out It's mighty arms In
hospItable welcome to a new world Of
commerce far beyond the dancing
waves Of the Pacific, there comes one
great paeau Of Joy. one majestic chorus
that
Bang! Blngety-bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Blngety-bang-bang! Br-r-r-r-r!
CTwo lunches at one time,)
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Uh-uh-uh-
wow-w-w! Wowowow! wowowow!"
'Lemo! Lemo! IT'S a pure drink, re-
member, Indorsed by leading physicians,
1t perfumes the breath and curls the
hair, remember! Step right up, girls
and drink TIL you bust. Come onl Come
onl Come on! Drinkerdown! TIN
cost you but a paltry nick, ave cents, a
pIcayune. q half dime, good people.
We're here to-day an gone tomorrow.
Come runnin! Drink Ter down."
the people. for the people, and by
the people shall not"
Blngl Bling bIng-blng! Bang!!
"A good cigar II you hit the bell.
Who'll be the next.
Wow! uh-wow! Uh-uh-uh-wow'"
"oh. yes. we're selling a large pack
age OF the antiseptlc peanuts for i've
to-day! Not ten. but Ave! Remember.
good people, that these peanuts were
not made by a trust. Satisfaction
guaranteed. bear in mind. or money re-
funded as you pass out the door.
Hey-y-y-y=y! Come an get 'em. They
are the real Peruvian, homemade,
rock-ballast. heavyweight peanuts,
warranted to regulate the stomics and
cure rheumatism"
Bangl Bang! Bang!
indeed recreant to our trust II We
did not offer willing and loyal sup
port at this crisis to that unselfSh pa
triot, that fearless statesman, that In
trepId leader of men. who now holds the
most exalted position within the gift of
mortal"
"wowl Observation-Disclosures Wow
wow-wOwl Uh-wowl Uh-wowl uh-uh'
uh-wowow! wowow! Vow"
that glorious banner, whose stars
shall endure when the stars of heaven
have crumbled into nothlngness and"
Bangl Bang-hang! Bangety-bin
bung! BANGl! Bingety- bingety-
bang!"
wow! wow!! WOwow!! Wow"
''Number-r-r eight Next time you
ring the bell an then you git a good
cigar. Three for"
"-arching dome of heaven. Oh 'h-h.
fellow citizens, may we not
Wow! Wowow! Wow!"
"Oyesl Dyes! Dyes! They're the self
raising peanuts, remember. without
knot or blemlsh. A bhshel for nick,
good people. Fresh roasted, good peo-
pie. Dig up. Dig up! Buy your pea :
nuts here. Come on! Come on! Come
on!"
:The lemonade is five to-day. remem-
Der, ave, Ave. i've, Ave, FIVE, five cents!
The large cold glass for nick. Hurry
up! Hurry up! Unbelt! Unbeit!'
Give the ladies' a nice cold drink"
Mines the number! You come
mighty near the hole TINT time. fryer
aEin! fryer agin! Tryer agin!
shall review with grateful mem
DRY the courageouB-
"WOw-uh wow! Wow.uh WOW! Wow
WV! Wow-w-w!"
That's what they all say-the best
they ever tasted. Come Onl Come on!
The genuine Manila peanuts right
here, good people. A picture Of Admiral
Dewey inside OF every peanut, remem,,
Der. Everybody this way!! Come on!
We're clOsin' 'em out at i've pack
right here now--cOne on!
high on the scroll OF fame IN
that immortal list where shall remain
in Imperishable glory the names Of
''w0w-w-w-w! Uh-wow! Uh-wow!
Uh-wow"
gar. Now then, who's next, who's
next? Three for Ave! Three for hve!
"Its Ice cold-wow uh-wow uh-wow
fresh roasted here for on, yes!
on, yes!-beloved country, in WHOSE
Bang!! Btng! Bang! Bang!
TO the end Of time. thank you
for your kind attention"
Bang! Bang!