The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-08-24


Editor PRISON MIRROR.
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Holy suffering kissing bugs but these are hard
times. We only took in 1890 ducks last Tuesday.
MAYOR K1EFER, of st Paul, is not wearing green
goggles these pamy days. His actions will certainly
keep considerable money in circulation.
In SELECTING receivers for the st. Paul Savings
Bank, they should hire one Of the inmates of this
place in case nice smooth job is desired
THE first dime museum that gets hold Of an
honest French general, will gather in more shekels
than the army beef contractors rounded up.
EDITOR LANGUM Of the Preston Times, seems
to be watching that persmmon tree rather early in
the season. Be careful, Sam, else you will be
down here again.
A PREACHER has just announced that there was
hell. He will soon be telling that there is no
north pole, Jersey skeeters, or such as Alger,
Atkinson and Waldorf Astor.
IT is strange coincidence in regard to that
baby being sent over alone from England, and Mark
Hanna on that side of the pond Somebody should
put Walter Hurt on to this
GREAT numbers of prominent and influential
Cubans leaving Havana for Santo Domingo
This is way-although cowardl y-of escaping
the infexible grasp Of foreign invaders.
SINCE the Dreyfus persecution, the Jews in this
country popular than ever. Leopold Elm
stein has just been elected president of the National
Wholesale Liquor Dealers Association
IF THEY don't suppress those divine hog killers
who are travelling around the country inducing the
unwary to kill their pigs for divine purposes Spain
will surely think that this country is being annihi-
ated.
SINCE Chief Croker has seen the Prince of Wales,
ing the Philippines. By the time the Mazet COM
mittee gets through with him, Croker wont be able
to hold on to beer mug.
'SMOKEsPEARE' an erstwhile contributor on the
Pontiac Pioneer, and learned theologan and DO
pulist lecturer while at liberty, is working on
an invention Smoky is good friend of ours and we
wish him all kinds of cart wheels and doublebrested
mansions.
AS A bidder for praise and cheap popularity,
the Gar of Russia heads the list. Deep down in
his barnacle bound gzzard, he knew that the peace
congress would be ineffective scarecrow is in
corn field Hoch Der Kaiser is another cheap
skypilot Both ought to be sent to the pie-factory
with muzzle on.
THERE isn't day but what we read of some.
body being arrested, locked up and then brought
before his honor and Immediately discharged The
habit of willfully Selling person, without the
shadow of evidence as to guilt is pernicous one
Such highhanded methods impresses with the
belief that an organized bureau of blackmailers are
plying lucrative avocation. This is infringement
upon methods idealized by Spaniards It influences