The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1899-10-31
PA DISCUSSES IT
Ma Thought the Cup Was
Hand Painted.
Ceorgie Tells All About the Yacht
Knew About Yachts.

Il dunno" paw sed. Last mite when
NAV was putin sum headed repairs
on the After Deck OF little albert's ev-
cry Day pants. whether it's me Gittin
more Sensible as | gro older or /. the
other Folks in tnis country keep a slip
pin Back all the time. But emmy way IL
Seems like if thay was a Good Deel
more foolishnus Com on Every Year.
Here's this yot race. You'd think Ev-
erybuddy in Younited Stats was a
sailer and Had Han interust in the
Botes BY the way thay are Coin on. /
never seen so mulch fool BiZnesS be-
fore. Who cares fer the Blamed old
cup er what Bote wins it? Who"
What cup is that?" NAV asst
The Amuriky cup" paw says.
That's what they're agoin to- Race
fer"
Il shouldn't Think thay'd Go to- so
much trubble jist about cup" NAV
says, But then | spose it's Hand paint
ed"
Hand painted nawthin." paw saws.
Gee I'd Hate to Haft TO Snow my ig-
nerancy every time | opened my mouth
the way you do. 1t amt no cup to- use
on the Table. It's silver or mebby
gold plated and mite of cost fifty dol
lers when ii was new. But it's purity
cid now. You see This Sur Tommus
that wants TO win II is in the Tea Bis
ness. | CESS He'd like to- use it fer adj
vertiZin. If he got il | s'pose he'd fill
ii up with Tea and put il in the F'runt
windo of His store. | Don't Blame him
so mulch for wantin it. But it's the pee
pie that's TaIkin about the Race that
makes me sick. Thay all purtend to
no SIGH Blame Lot about yotten.
Il Col il makes me Lam to Hear the
Land lubbers argy about the Botes. One
Teller says the Shamrock can't win Be
coz her keel amt the rite Shaip. and
Then Summuddy else comes along and
purtends He's afrade the Columby
intent come up to EXpecktasheus Be
coz her Boom don't SCOT him. What
Do thay no about sich things? I'll Bet
most of Them never seen solt water"
Did you ever see the oshen?' Little
Albert asst.
''Corse | have" paw says. Il come
purity near crossin il wunst. When /
was at New York rode Down to- Coney
lien on a Bote. and Thay amt mulch
| Don't no about yawtS nuther. It's
graft Sport all rite. | tell you IL puts
new life in Il purSon To Git out on the
water an man the Sales. You no That
time | was up the Lakes visaten Uncle
Jim Don't you maw?"
Yes" NAV anserd.
We'll Him and anuther man had n
yot and fer a week l jist Lived on the
water. Thay amt mulch about yot
that | Don't no. Thay told me I'd a
| made fine sailer. You see that's what
makes these people that GIFTS to- Talkin
aI,. ,l,n H.,la, r,,l.N f1nr
rock seem so Blame redickulous. Why.
| these here agriculturists what thinks
the Shamrock stands emmy show To- Win
Gives Themselves bed away rite al the
| start.
That's the forren bote amt it?''
| nav asst.
| Don't call il Bote," paw says.
Never call a yot Bote when thay are
| people around That no about sich
| things ii you Don't want to- git Taft at.
| Yes. the Columby's our craft, and IL
| won't take her long to- show her heels
| to them people from the other side
nuther. | Been studdyin the Fine
points about Them. and it's n twenty
TO one Shot fer our Side. Look at the
Columby's top gallant Sail. That's ago
in TO give Her Big advantage. and
her after Boom's a Daisy too. | Don't
like her keel gaff as we'll as mite. But
that Don't Cut much tigger emmy way.
It's her Spinnaker that's agoin 40 Set
them Crazy. You jist wait and See.
| wisht | Had a Thousand bet on her rite
now. The mint She gifts where she
can put up her Spinnaker the other pee
pie won't no what's Becum of her. ii
she Diden't have anuther foot OF can
vuss on her Deck except the Spinnaker
it'd BE Il proseshen all the way around
That's WHARF Amuriky has the advan-
tidge. Thay can't make spinnakerS
over in England like ours
Why" nav asst.
oh. | CESS its ON account of the eli.
NUT" paw says.
We'll. what is spinnaker:" nav
asst.
Il thot you'd haft to- asst that 81
bust" paw says. You always Trims
you're agoin TO BE so blame smart auC
Ketch me Between the bases. But wher
it comes TO yots | want you To under
stand no all about Them from tn,
Bulkhed to the port bilge. The spin
makers the main tarpaulin on tbs
| stabbrod side.
Before emmy of us recovered paw hat
went out 10 take a walk around tn,
Block.-Chicago Times Herald.