Kansas City journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1897-1928, 1899-11-12

ctgenous to Ohio, all over him. When h,
laughed the dinner service ratified. II,
was kind-hearted, for whenever Daby OF
board cried, he frightened the mother tu
of her wits and the baby into awe by coo
ing to 1t and patting 10 on the cheek, Will.
he offered il candy,-whieh- always car
ried about him in pound sacks. -
Horse Dealer Was n Joker. --~---e
The third day out dawned with a cold. driz.
zlinS rain, a bowling wind and rough sea
The faces al the breakfast table We're full
OF an indescribable anxiety as their owners
forced mouthfuls down with the savage de-
termination customary with the strong
willed on such occasions There had been
a painful lack of meriment until the
Ohtoan rolled into his seat, catching il
with dull thud as the ship rolled to the
port side.
democratic weather, this, and you folks
all look as though you had swallowed the
Bryan ticket" he bawled, and then laughed
until his spirit became ntagious, and
everyone forgot, for the time. TO be sea-
sick.
At noon the biscuits were like golf balls.
Inc sanSuine horse trader stuck one in his
mouth and when he had masticated it and
washed 1t down with ale he turned savage
ly to the steward.
Tell that damned Democratic cook out
there to save these for ballast when the
ship has light list" he yelled in voice
that took all the blood out of that serv-
ants face. And when the sea finally quiet
ed down and 1t was safe to serve at least
three spoonfuls of soup at an order. the
ohioan appeared with smile like a large
crack In a prize pumpkin.
Republican weather, this, fellers." he
yelled. I'VE would roll up the votes a
day like this for protection. honest money
and Americanism.
He Didn't Like "Hamericans."
AS We steamed up the channel and passed
out of the queens palaces near Cowes on
the Isle of Wight, young EngIishman
who was feasting his eyes on the scenery
exclaimed: 'Thawt does oness heyes good.
Hi wouldn't trade hit for twenty Hameri-
caws, y'know." He was a barrister. He
has been ''trawveling hin Hamericaw." No,
he could not say he liked II. Yes. he had
Seen the points of interest. He had been
three weeks from London. He had visited
the "Bowery and Niagara Falls and New
York
1 had three days in which to lose my
Sea legs in Southampton and London be-
fore sailing on the three weeks voyage to
The Cape as South Africa is known on
this side
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She lay in the course from the strait of
Gibraltar TO New York The captain made
her out an American. No flag was flying.
lie ran up signal, but no response came
from the white hulled n-o'war-----.---l
A Glimpse of the Olympia.
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,"e nte pa-.s vi Aiheiicahs ON BOARD
atio 1e Wy 'mes renewed their patriotism
.' oot en ehe hnshsh Saloon passengers untli'
iinsiis. an Eheiishr olIicer, on his way to
'"iii nus iesiiehl al Durpah, East AFRICA,
reilasrkea seriously as ne wiped his mon |
ocie: These Hamericewns lack thawt
stapiifty thawt fawsts Cawn't you OBJ |
serve Their apparent excitability? The oc-
casion does not warrant the development |
OF snch extraordinary nervous forces. |
doncher know. And the monocle was re-
placed with much deliberation But the |
"Hamerfcawns' filled their lungs with the |
breeze off the Spanish peninsula and
though 1t was doubtless adulterated with
Portuguese ingredients. they managed to |
shatter large chunks of English comnosure
as long as the smoke from the .eHameri-
cawn's" tunnels could be seAn oyer the
horizon.
Cheers for American Airs.
That evening after dinner, while coffee
was being served on the deck and in the
smoking room. the orchestra closed its for-1
mai programme with God Sayp the
Queen" The British officers in dinner
dress rose majesticaIIy to their feet and
looked seriously down into their cnffee
cups with barred heads, but off in the third
cabin quarter came a yociferous round of
cheers from some Arizona miners going
10 the African gold fields, and then in the
even the Ii,t1. oo,or,a af . 80 anu
were in the s.,oor, ,,o..;a.
liner tbawaa =. aht,,r- .D, @
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