The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1899-09-06
THE TIMES. RICHMOND VA WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 1899.

that dime We wouldn't be maxim a mule
ont Of yersen with sich 'graymatical
atrocities as Hogan oncst. said about an
article wrotten by literary friend OF his
by the name OF Il. l.. @. Black. / guess
ye must be referrin' to the word munc-
ipull " suggested Mr. Dooiey, strongly ac-
cenilng the final syllable
Il sec We ketch what I'm drivin at al
right" retorted Hennessy. but before he
could continue Mr. Dooley resumed:
Dor encst. Heruessy. ye encourage me.
we've accidentally got the correct idee and
We ought 10 h, congratulate Tor yer good
luck. The only trouble liennessy is ye
step too soon. we're too conservative. It's
alright tn give US gas TO burn and tele-
ph9nes ana street cars 10 burn. but why
efon ON luxiir1es2 Give the struggin'
masses a chaDcst at the neces-aries Of
life"
How would We work that" asked Hen
messy. with interest
why there's the pakin' house. for in
stance. It's a pity a man mas 10 cringe
bef re that hog monopoly anu pay fancy
nrircs for their products whin II the peo-
pie hld il themselves. with me supply Of
the raw material rooun round in plomi-
nent places. we could gt AL the provs-
ions We need for a nominal hgger. And
bayin' got yer food comm easy Mr..
Dooley continued, what's the matter with
gcttln' yer hooks on the brewery 90 wash
10 down wiih2 why. man. yc could have
a beer hydrant in every room and two on
the uieazzer. The only thlns yed have
t0 90. Hennessy, TO be'a useful citizen d
be 10 hitch ye a hammich on yer balcony
and turn on yer faucet. and whin We
wasn't sleep or fceln' too c9oi ye cou d
read some strong standard and c0olin'
book like Fila Whee'er WILCOX PONIES
Yes shown traits of Craftsmanship
and "A rnfiriu' and modest disposition that
1 had no idee yc possessed, said Hen
messy with great seriousness. cant sc
think Of DO other natural inononoly tnat
the neople ought 20 get mold 0iF'
"slnce come 10 think about O., there is
one more. Hennessy HavIn supplied the
inner man. wo ought 10 look % the intel
lecmal and give our public school system
a college department by takln ln the Pea
body Normal There's great eUpOrtu-
uftv for the sacred cause OF higher eddy
cation. ana | understand the proprietOrs
would sell ont cheap lot good security,
and thcred be no trouble havin' IL con-
demned."
Hsnneasv. ''the Board of Eldycation's got
more ON its hands now thln u can look
after. and besides, II would not do 10 IN
troduce politics I'm there.
That's simple enough, immediate5
repliel Mr.. DOoley. turn it over 20 The
sanitary department and give Dr. Larkin
smith a liberal appropriation for lime
NO Joke. Dooley. how fur do Sc think
q conservative and ambitious man ought
30 eo ON this great question: cperled
Hennessy uurollng sheet oil type-Wrlt-
ten FOOLS cap. 10.
why. man. I amt spinnin' ye no PIPE
dreami / Amt breathed a word that
vuzn't me honest convictions However
Hcnnessy. I nope yen consider the whole
thing confidential. because u Sc told any
body I'd be sure 10 be cruelty mlsquoted,
and. besides. the bulk u the voters might
take a foolish notion that me idees wuz
"a little I'm advance Of the Times ana IN 1
ever decided 10 run for the courthouse
ia have 10 swear that we wuz AMANDA
and Sophia and Munchauscn rolled INTO
one. and that 1 didn't know ye 10 speak
but I must be go'n'." said HeuueSsy'
IAN We haven't put yer INST 20 me enthu-
siastic popular call y.t'
That's So" acknowledge Dooley.
signing n ward Of manuscript. without
reading a word. I'm do anything 70 ~,
shed or We. Re sure and have a good
heart disease doctor round whin II comes
ONT ia the UGDor.