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Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30

DR.. and Mrs. j. a. Osborne Of Har-
mony we're the happy recipients of an
s! pound baby girl on Thursday morn
ing of last week.
Albert Weigel and wife are happy
since Saturday morning at the arrival
OF lOi pound baby girl at their house
in Harmony.
This seems to be the raffling season
for by this method many turkeys,
chickens, geese and ducks are being
distributed among young men in our
towns.
y Union Thanksgiving service under
the auspices of the w G. 7. L. will be
held in the Harmony NJ. e. church on
Friday evening at which meeting local
speakers will discuss The Evils of In
Temperance on the Nation
Rev c. w. Spiggle, \. NJ, of Kit
tanning, delivered a very interesting
lecture in the English Lutheran church
at Zelienople on Tuesday evening ON
Gustavus Adolphus, The Golden King
of the North
Miss Lille Williams, of Harmony
arrived home last week from a three
months visit at Knowlton and Clear
field, Iowa. While away che also stop
ped with friends at st. Louis, Mo, for
a short time
David NJ. Ziegler is just completing
extensive repairs on his house in Jack
son township, which adds very much to
the appearance of this lovely farm
/ residence
j. II. Fowler of Thorn Hill p O.,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
Loss OF the Charleston.

The Navy Department received the
following cablegram from Captain
Leutze, commanding the naval station
at Cavite. dated Manila Nov. "a.
"Culgoa reports Charleston disappear
ed.
The Culgoa was the relief ship sent
out from Hongkong. 1t is believed at
the Navy Department that the Charles
ton has slipped down into deep water
from the steep rock on which she was
resting at the bow This report has
dissipated the last hope of saving the
-,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30

cost no more than those which do not,
provided you know where to buy them.
We have now on hand a stock of import
ed goods, from which the most fastidiouq
can find what he wants. Customers open
their eyes in wonder to find that such
goods can be sold for such prices defy ing
competition.
Room for one mere, is tke thought
suggested by some suits on some persons.
There is no occasion for such poor fits.
We guarantee to fit anyone who comes
% us.
Ill Fitting clothes make man dis
gusted both with himself and the rest of
the world This feeling is wholly un-
nece- sary, as we are always able to fur
nish an elegant fit in he best goods for
a small sum, and have we'll nigh infinite
variety to choose from III our enormous
stock to be found anywhere.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
Friday, December 9th, A. D. '99.
f. ID. No. 122. December Term 1899. W II.
Iusk Attorney.

Lusk. Attorney.
All the right. title. interest and claim OF Mary
r, Poorman and J. w. Poorman Of In and to
all that certain piece or lot of ground situat-
ed In EvanSburg boro., Butler county. Pa.
bounded as follows. tO-wit; On the north by
lot No. lis, one hundred eighty feet. on the
east by Centre alley 4S.34 feet. on the south
by lot No. 10 one hundred eighty feet an a
on the west by Washington street 1884 feet:
having thereon erected two story frame
house OF six rooms. frame stable and out
buildings.
Seized and taken i'm execution as the prop
erty of Mary +. POorman and JW POOrman at
the suit of II. j. Int, doing business as
George LIT & Son.
TERMS OF SALE-The following must he
strictly complied with when property Is
stricken down.
l. When the plaintiff or other lien creditor
becomes the purchaser. the costs on the writ
must be paid, and "A list OF the liens. includ-
ing mortgage searches on the property sold.
together with such lien creditors receipt
for the amount OF the proceeds of the sale or
such portion thereof as he may claim, must
be furnished the sheriff.
2. All bids must be paid in full
3. All sales not settled immediately will be
continued until one o'clock, T.. NJ, OF next
day at which time all property not settled
for will again be put up and sold at the eX-
pense and risk Of :he person To whom first
sold.
see Purdon's Digest, 9th edi tion. page 4i6.
and Smiths Forms, page 3s4.
WILLIAM b. DODDS. sheriff
Sherlff's Office Butler. Pa. Nov. 6. 1Sg9
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
MiddletoNI,.

Rev. Charles Streamer VIII pre2ch at
Zion f. L. church next Sunday at II
o'clock a. m. Services same day at
Tro utman at 3 O'Clock p. III. and at
Concord at o'clock.
How many people are prepared to
give thanks this week for trials, afliic-
tion and adversity2
The young peoples festival at the
town hall last Friday night was very
pleasant affair.
Robert Stroup formerly of Fairview
twp now occupies the house vacated by
Harry Gibson at Troutman.
Henry Kuhn lost valuable horse
last week.
Alvey Campbell recently sold two
hogs one weighing 472 lbs and the other
600 lbs.
E. U. Cumberland is still confined to
his bed suffering from broken ligaments
in the knee. resulting from being struck
by horse.
\ little boy came to the home of T.
r Campbell and wife on Monday the
20:h inst SILEX.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
Clerks Notice in Bankruptcy

In the District Court Of the United states
for the Western District of Pennsylvania
Alfred X. StOughton, OF Butler, Pennsy va
MIA, a bankrupt under the Act Of Congress Of
July l, 1895, having applied for a full dis
charge from all debts provable against his
estate under said Act, notice i hereby given
to all known creditors and other persons In
interest, to appear before the said Court at
Pittsburg. In said District, on the 2Ist day OF
December, 1899. at 10 o'clock In the forenoon.
to show cause. IL any they have. why the
prayer OF the said petitioner should not be
granted.
WILLIAM +. LINDSEY. Clerk.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
SHERIFF'S SALES.

BY virtue OF sundry writs ot Ven Ex.. III.
Ea-, Lev. Ia. &c, issued out OF the Court OF
Common Pleas OF Butler Co, Pa, and TO M
directed. there viii be exposed 10 public sale
at the Court House in the borough OF Butler,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
DEATHS.

RUTfER At his home in Worth twp.
Nov 81, 1899. Ira, son of James Rut-
ter, aged 3years
MCCALL-At her parents home near
Ivywood, Clinton twp. Friday, Nov.
"A, infant daughter of Samuel Nc
Call.
The interment was held at Clinton U.
P. church, Sunday.
HILLIARD AT her home in Washing
ton twp, Nov. "a, 1899. Mrs. Eliza
beth Hilliard, aged IS years.
BRENNER-At her home in Scio, O.
Nov. 22 1899 Mrs. Brenner, wife of
j. NJ. Brenner, formerly of Butler,
daughter of J L. Colgin of Allegheny
twp.
HEPLER his home in Pittsburg,
Nov. "a 1899 Geo. NJ. Hepler, a well
known oil operator, aged 20 years.
ELLIOTT-At his home in Centre
township, November 2S, 1899, Elgie.
son of Addison Elliott. aged years.
KIMES-At his home in Marion town
ship, Monday, Nov 20, 1899, of
paralysis, John Kimes, aged SO years.
Mr.. Kimes was stricken about dinner
time and died in the evening. He
leaves a widow and five sons, Thomas,
principal of the New Castle High
School, George and Eli, of the Pitts
burg Glass Budget and Arthur and De
Witt at home. He was buried in the
Mckee burial lot at Clintonville, Nov.
%.
HUTCHISON-At the Hospital in Par
kersburg, W. Va, Thursday, Nov.
23, 1899, Mrs. Annie Hutchison
daughter of John Kennedy of Butler
aged 81 years.
Mrs. Hutchison had undergone an op-
Grafton at the hospital the previous Sun
day and on Tuesday evening her parents
received telegram stating that she
could not recover and her brothers
William and Jacob fastened to Parkers-
burg and were with her when she died.
Her remains were brought to Butler and
inferred in the North cemetery, Satur-
day. The funeral services were con
Quoted by her old neighbor in Butler,
Rev Snyder, who paid high tribute to
her life and character. Mrs. Hutchison
had always been good natured, kind
hearted woman and was loved and re-
spected by all who knew her and she
died without an enemy. Besides her
husband she leaves host of relatives
and friends to mourn her demise.
OBITUARY.
Johu Atwell of Harrisville on Satur-
day morning receivsd letter from his
son George in Washington state stat
ing that he was in good health and en-
joying great success as a teacher. In
the evening he received telegram that
George was dead. George was about
20 years of age and the oldest of the
family. His remains will arrive home
for burial Thursday.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the final
account of Frank 7. Critchlow at Ms. D.
No. II, June Term, 1895, as Trustee of +.
Jennie Thompson, lunatic, now decd.
will be presented to Court for cDnhrma-
ton, on Saturday, December 9th, 1899,
r. ]. THOMPSON. Prothv.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
Naturalization Notice.

In re petition OF Anthony Hem. OF Fair
view twp, Butler county. Pa, for naturall-
zation. In the Court OF Common Pleas Of
Butler connty, Pa, at Ms ID. No. ;, Dee.
Term 1899. book :, page 26.
All parties interested will take notice that
final action will he had on the above appli-
cation at a court To be held In Butler, Pa, ON
Friday, Dec. :.
W. II. BRANDON,
Attorney for Petitioner.
ROBERT J. THOMPSON,
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
Card of Thanks.

l wish to tender my sincere than ks to
my friends and neighbors for their kind
ly services during the late illn ess of my
wife who, 1 am happy to say, is conval-
escing. L. l.. DONALDSON,
| Glade Mills, Pa
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Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
F. ID. No. 113. Dec. Term. 1899. Nanderlin 4
Milsnn- Afrnrnnv

All the right. title interest and claim OF
Susan NJ. Schmick and Peter Schmick Of in
and to all that certain piece or parcel OF
land. situated In Forward twp. Butler Co,
Pa, bounded as follows, tO-wit: On the
north by lands of ;. NJ. PiersoIon the east by
lands OF John Weboer, on the south 10y lands
OF David Grove and on the west 10y lands of
Jacob stuckey; containing fifty acres. more
or less, having thereon erected two story
frame dwelling house, bank barn and out
buildings, orchard. underlaid with coal, oil
and gas.
Seized and taken in execution as the prop
ertv OF Susan Schmick and Peter >chmick at
the suit OF Lucinda Weber admir- OF samuel
Wedder decd
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Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30

We just received nine car loads Of
Portland and Swell Body
Sleighs and viii sell them
very low as we need the
room and bought them
last spring before the rise
in materials. We have
the finest and largest as
sortment we have ever had.
Come in and see them.
We have sold more Robes and
Blankets this season than
ever before, because our
prices aic lower and stock
larger than can be found
in this part of the state.
Come in and see.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
The Most Popular Story of the Decade.
BY Charles NJ. Sheldon.
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Over 100000 copies sold in book form less than four
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Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30

~ r. L. YcQU.STTOS.
y. CGvIL FSCfNsER ArD SUsvEvoR,
Office near Court HouS-.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
f. d. No III. H. Dec. Term. 1s99 Painter &
Murrin. Attorneys.

All the right. title. interest and claim OF
Joseph CollingwoOd Of in and To all that Ger
tain piece or parcel OF land, situated In clay
township, Butler county. Pa. bounded as
follows, tO-wit: Beginning at this northeast
corner At post. thence by lands OF stephen
thence by lands of James Herron'S heirs
south - deg. west - percheS To a post thence
by lauds OF George Miller north 2.25 deg'
east -. - perches To a post; thence BY lands
OF Jacob Wolford north S55 deg east SII5
perches TO the place OF beginning: contain
ing twenty-SeVen acres. strict measure.
mostly cleared and under fence.
Seized and taken in execution As the prop
erty OF Joseph Collingwood at the suit OF y.
NJ. Atwell.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
f ID. No. %. Dec. Term. 1889. W.
don. Attorney.

All the right, title. interest and claim Of
William Nc. Bell of.in and 10 all that certain
twp, Butler Co, Pa bounded as follows to-
wit: Beginning at post north l deg. west
by lands of Samuel Braham 50 perches 10 n
James Barnes II perches to a post; thence
north deg. west by lands of same IL perches
TO post; thence south 80 deg. east by lands
OF James Shields JO5 perchcS TO n chestnut
thence south deg. east by lands of James
Shields ll3 perches to a post thence south 80
deg. west by lands OF John l.. Hogg 2st.3 per
ches to the place OF beginning; containing
ftty-two acres and eighty-six perches hav-
ing thereon Il frame house. barn and outbuild-
ings, also an orchard.
Seized and taken In execution as the prop
erty Of William Nc. Bell at the suit OF j. <
Black Il Co. for OF Maria B. Brandon ct
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30

All the right title. interest and claim Of
John kennedy OF. IN and To all that certain
piece or parcel OF land. situated I'm Adams
township. Butler county. Pa. bounded a.
follows, tO-wit: Begiuniug at white oak AT
the southeast corner; thence by lands OF G..
Wallace and Lawhead heirs west two hun
dred thirty-cight perches to post, thence
10y lands or Gilleland heirs and samuel Mar
shall north deg. east one hundred forty
three perCheS To a post; thence by lands OF
James McMarin and part Of same east two
hundred thirty perches TO post: thence by
lands OF 7. W. Kennedy south one hundred
fifty percheS 10 the place OF beginning; con
tanning one hundred nincty-one acres strict
bank barn and outbuildings.a also an orchard.
Seized and taken in execution a. the prop
Hin
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30

or parcel Of land. situated In Clay twp. But
Ter Co, twp. bounded a. follows to-wit: On
the north by Muddy Geek and lands uf JAS
Thompson heirs Jesse Brackney and samuel
Mccall. east by lands of Rudolph Bort
mason the south 10y lands Of John Brown and
Joseph Brown, west by lands OF William Glib
son and Robert IhOuupsOn's heirs. contain
ing one hundred fOrty-two acres more or
less, having thereon erected frame house
log barn and out buildings. also au orchard.
Seized and taken Ia execution "a, the prop
Crty OF John sutton at the suit of r X. Wick
for use OF John Berg & Co. ct al.
T. u. No. -. Dec Term lsga. VI ID. Bran
don. Attorney.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
f. ID. No. So December Term. IS9c :. F
Thomson. Attorney

| All the right. title. interest and claim OF
| Nancy j. Dugan who survives John A.
| Dugan Of In and TO all that certain piece or
| lot of ground. situated I'm Ccntrevilie boro..
| Butler county, Pa, bounded as follows, to-
wiw: On the north by lot No ; in the same
plan OF lots. on the east by twenty foot
| alley. on the south by a private lane or alley
| and on the west by sixty foot street. being
lot No. In the plan OF lots as laid out by G..
| +. l.. McQuistion, see deed book 142 page pc;
| having thereon erected board house and
| outbuildings.
Seized and taken in execution rs the prop
| erty OF Nancy DuCan who survives John 4.
Dugan at the suit OF Mrs. :. j. Huggart.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30

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Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30

III II. GOu~HER.
IL. ATTORNEY At Law
Once in vi cheil builsIins
COULTER * BAKER.
v ATTORNEYS Al fsw
Room B.. Arrnory buildia..
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
f. ID. No gS, December Term, 1899. McJunI
4 Galbreath, Attorney

All the right title, interest and claim OF
John Sutton of In and TO all that certain
piece or parcel OF land, situated in Clay twp,
Butler county. Pa, bounded as follows, to
wit: On the north by lands of W. J, Stoner,
on the east by lands OF f-- Cranmer, on
the south by lands of John T, McCandless,
Mrs Knox and Geo, Beighlcy. and west I.y
lands OF Philip Sanderson and w. J. Stoncr;
containing one hundred seventeen acres and
145 percheS, more or less; having thereon
erected frame house, barn and uutbuild-
ings.
ALSO-of, I'm and 10 all that certain piece
or parcel of land. situated In Clay township,
Butler county, Pa, bounded as follows, to-
wit: Beginning at stone at the northwest
corner; thence by lands OF Christopher Me
Michael north deg. west seventy-eight
perchcs to a stone thence by lands OF Samuel
Sutton south deg. east scyenty-six perches
to "A stone; thence by same north ss deg. east
ls.2 pcrches to "a stone; thence by public
road south deg. east - perches
to stone; thence by Asaph
Cranmcr south $ deg. west 6.5 perches 10
stone: thence by lands OF W. J. Ayrcs and
Henry Deer north deg. west l63 perches to
lhp place OF pcginHinE; coutaluiIg ninety
acres. more or less. having thereon erected a
frame house, frame stable; also an orchard,
about 2ne-ha OF s9gd lYRd cleared.
ALSO-of, In and TO all that Certain piece
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30

All the right interest and claim of J. J.
Daubeuspeck OF. in and 10 all that certain
piece or parcel Of land. situated Ca Parker
twp. Butler co. Pa, bounded A. follows to-
wit. on the north by lands now or formerly
OF John Hoover. on the east los "a public road.
south by lands now or formerly of William
RcdiCk, and on the west by lands now or
formerly OF John >hyrOck: containing sixty
acres more or less having thereon erected
one and One-half story frame house. frame
barn and out buildings.
Seized and takcn In execution a., the prop
crty OF J. !. pauheuspcck az the suit uf H. :
Hawk. decd r. : Cornelius. Adur-
T.. ID. No. 35. December Term. I~gJ. : L. & \
l. R1W.Yr Attorney
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30

All the right, title, interest and claim of
j. G. keiSter and Mary Il. keister, OF, in and
to all that certain piece or lot of ground
situated in Euclid. Clay township, Butler
county. Pa. bounded as follows. to-wit: On
LOT No 10 ~ tbs sam. Mot on The south ~
an alley, and on the west by an alley, being
lot No. IL in a plot surveyed by John Black
June 2. 1854, being fifty feet front and extend
having thereon erected IA two-story frame
dwelling house and outbuildings.
Seized and taken in execution as the prop
erty OF J. q, keister and Mary L. keister at
the suit of John Nelson.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30

THE projected ship canal from Georg-
ian Bay to Montreal would mean the
saving of 725 miles in the Transports
ton of grain from Chicago to Liverpool;
all but 29 miles is open river and lake
waters.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30

All the right, title, interest and claim of
K. J. McMillip, of, in and to all that certain
piece or parcel OF land, situated in Summit
township, Butler county, Pa. bounded as
follows, to-wt: On the north by lands of
4. Redick, on the east by lands of Math
keck, on the south by lands OF Andy Yost,
and on the west by lands OF 4. Redick. con-
tanning fifty acres having thereon erected "a
frame house and outbuildings.
Seized and taken in execution Is the prop
erty of X. j. McMillin at the suit of John
Kelly for use IF j. Berg & Co. now for use of
Caroline keck.
f. ID. No. 90, December Term 1899. Ralston &
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
Harmony and ZeIicnoplc.

DR.. and Mrs J. A. Osborne of Har-
mony we're the happy recipients of an
s! pound baby girl on Thursday morn
ing of last week
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30
Friday, December 1st, 1899,

at O'Clock p. m, the following described
property. to-wit;
+. ID. Nos. -. a. December Term, 1899 7. W.
LoMrY. AtlNrneY.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1899-11-30

All the right, title, interest and claim OF
John Pfister of, in and TO all that certain
piece or parcel Of land, situated in Oakland
township, Butler county, Pa, bounded as
Smith and Summony heirs, on the east by
lands of Isaac Hepler and Butler and MIL
Butler road, and on the west by lands OF
Hugh Mckecver ct al; containing seventy
seven acres, more or less having thereon
ingS.
Seized and taken in execution as the prop
erty of John Pfster at the suit OF Mrs. Eliza
beth Pfster for use OF Mary Piister now for
use of Mary Baumgarten.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1899-10-06
PAssING PLRAsANTRIEs.

What He wanted-Weary Willie
Desc horseless kerrldges is great, Isn't
dey? Anxious Arthur-Yep; but what
dey orter invent ls a blteless dorg.-
Baltimore American.
And There Are others-Hix-There is
one thing / could never understand
about these political glee clubs. Dix
And what Is that? HiX-Where the
glee comes In.--Chlcago News.
osmond-After all, there are but two
things which make the society woman
truly happy Desmond-What are they?
Osmond-Dolng what other society peo-
Pile do and doing what other society
people have never done.-Life.
Probably-"That Baltimore woman
who gave her pet monkey first class
furerit muet have been greatly at
tached to the animal" ''Yes; 1t pro-
DaDiy gave her regular monkey
wrench to part with it."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer
What She Does-First Lady Clerk
There goes the meanest woman In town,
Second Lady Clerk-Who is she? First
Lady clerkLI don't know, but she Is
always coming in here and wanting
something we haven't got."-chlcago
Record.
WE'LL AlEs 6IIlllueEbs Ali yVuA wy
John get through his examinations at
college all rIght?" asked the rector.
Not all Of them said Mr.. Smithers.
He passed In Latin, Greek and Eng
lish. and mathematics, but he funked
on football ''-Harper's Bazaar.
Getting Even With Her-She wished
to break It to him gently. II have
decided" she said. "tO return your
ring" He, however, was a resourceful
man, who did not believe in letting a
woman get the better Of him. You
needn't bother" he replied, 81 buy them
by the dozen. Chicago Evening Post.
Fuddy-There is one thing like
about Sparrett. He Is always ready to
recognize whatever qualifications any
body possesses" Duddy-A good trait.
That's what l say. He was speaking
OF Tlnifer the other evening and Spar
rett said that Tinlfer had his TlmIta-
lions. Now. consider that was really
generous In Sparrett. There are some
men who would not have admitted that
Tinlfer had even limitatlons.-Boston
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