The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-11-16
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When the p'ios sets hish | 40 To bed early.
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whom .bs dlsu'i ssos. ADD 30 she came
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for . scramble. ssd shen 30 ess gets old
thai l, ali II /. a. Tor
~HsEd Sandstone has asked me 10
lend hin SIS, spd donI knov vhslher
70 DO II o. net Would yoa' Mute (esrp
ssilyl Il soult. old msn. He invited me
10 dice With bin this evening.
As ctsslof Of spigsms minister DOT
10 ksosss Is the coming champion. 10 .
recent .rtmon ibis divine ssid; / have
noticed that moe, men go to church 10
oio,e their syts, snd most women TO eye
their clothes.
--F.,bsr Bat cur boy IL only l5ye.rs
old. Wat mskes you think be 10 10
loyef Mother = He washed his neck this
morning without being told 10 do go.
The bachelor Well, do you fnd mar
ried lie one grand, sweet sote, s you
eIpectedi The benedict -Yes. bu, it's o
solo instead OF duet.
Ethel = George is teschios me to ride
. bicycle, Msude Then that explains
shst be told me about your being thrown
good deal 10 bis company.
-HiI Slim looks badly; be tells N %
be hsspt eaten anything for nearly
week. Dill dont doubt IT, His vile
and mine graduated from the same cook
Ing school.
He Gays that after We are married,
said the enthusiastic siri, my every wish
shall be bis law. Yes. answered Miss
Csysnoe, ! understand that the ststute
books are Toll Of obsolete laws.
Won Bumer L am afraid We haven't
much for dinner but such as II il
Clinker-Don't make any excuses, old
man. Remember that | have dined al
your house before.
Isn't that rather Q fshy story from
bouth Chicago sbou, . muskrat attacking
. mani Not necessarily. The man 10
bis fright msy have thought /, was oil
nuskrL Ny theory is that it was mos
quito.
Never fall 10 love with gsrl Who il
absent minded and devoted to clubs.
Why noli | proposed TO such Girl
once. She called 10 the whole faulty and
moved me vote OF ID snks.
-Psttr t,sdlyD Il don't know what to
do With that boy OF mine. He's been two
years at the medical schools. and still
keeps at the foo, OF bis class. Perfius
promptly Make . ohiropodist Of him.
-Guest tin downtown restsurant) -
Waiter. the wind ia 10 the south west today
isn'iitf Wsiter-No, sab. Il isn't thai,
cab. The gentleman at tnst table over
there Is eating . Welsh rsrebit made Of
lnburser, sab.
1t seems to me. remarked the prospec
tive tenant. - he noted four inches OF
water 10 the basement. ths, this cellar
LEAKS: Lssksl No, q bit OF T., spoke up
the husiling agent Why. ihs, wster
has been there Tor month, and not
drop bias escaped,
-Biikins Gould You understand Prof.
Dfyssdnsts lecture on theosophy vii
kins - Yes. | understood the last part Of
H. What was thati We will nov take
up collection to deirsy the expenses.
They call me . srsss widow, cup
pose, said the still youpg and handsome
woman, bitterly, because | don't wesr
veedsl No, replied the epvious neishbor,
looking around the cheerful apartment,
Tvs because you seem TO be 10 clover
-Whssever becsme Of that pretty Miss
Hill Who slwsys ssid she would marry .
man OF her osn name or remsin sinelef
Well. che carried on. her promise TO sll
intenh aud purposes. She married
poor coot named SaBdbill VITO hadn't
really bit OF sand.
-Dounhod - Never write letters, my
boy. tina, youll regret 10 alter life.
Destell- fon speak from eIperiencei
Dovnifcd dol In early correspond
spes With her shom !. nov my vile, ]
sisnsd myself. Yoar obedisui servant.
Yes. when Willie stoss up ne Intend
70 Gel him . commission 10 the army.
Which branch OF the servicef Ehi
Which branch OF the service -iaisntryi
No, cavalry. thiuh. He looks ju.i bean
tiiul on his rocking horse.
-Nsishbor - Ny nyl SO the story 10
uae. ard Jour Husband has reslly eloped
With The setssu, sirIi Deserted Wife