The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1899-04-14
Editorial and Otherwise.

April showers bring May fOwers.
| A silver lining may have a copper cloud.
With the bootback it is either rain or shine
What man likes most about a glrl is his
arm.
II man is as timid as hare he ought to
die game.
Some poets are always amusing, but not
necessarily funny.
You will always find it difficult to settle a
bet when you lose.
The wire trust lacks the ability to control
political wire pulling.
The investors do all the paying in some
"paying investments"
A dirt cart might be appropriately termed a
| real-estate conveyance.
As civilization advances children begin to
worry at an earlier age.
Some men are honest because they can't af-
ford to be the other way.
The antiquarian stores his mind with all
Tknds Of forgotten things.
Happiness is roadside flower, blooming on
the highway of usefulness.
1t is better to be slow to anger than it is to
be handy with six shooter.
1t seems queer that an intelligence Office
should supply stupid servants.
A man who evidently loved and won defines
a bachelor as a man to be enved.
The man who boasts of his superior brains
is seldom able to furnish the proof.
The more man tries to understand wo-
man the more she understands him.
Credit for fasting can only be given to those
who have all the good things to eat.
AS arule the men who have been driven
crazy by love did not have far to go.
The lamb makes no enemies, but fears many;
the lion makes many, but fears none.
A man smiles when you speak of his level
head, but call it fiat and he gets mad.
Too many men make the mistake of believ-
ing they are smarter than other people.
Every time man gets chance he tells Of
some one who hasn't treated him right.
When YOU have a hair-raising tale to tell,
always spring it on the bald headed man.
Never hang your head even if YOU are gull
Is, the sheriff will attend to the hanging.
1t always makes Kentucknn mad to call
him sponge. A sponge will take water.
Woman is delusion and a snare; vet man,
poor man, loves to be SHARED by delusion.
That neighborly feeling heard Of so FREE
qnently is usually one Of curiosity and envy.
All men who have long hair are not poets.
Some of them haven't the price Of a haircut.
Tie world is wide enough for all, but is
not deep enough for some colegc graduates
get a gun, we might hear of more marriages
Baseball PLAYERS are signing contracts. Men
who want to see such games are not all dead
yet.
Clothes do not make the man,yet Solomon, il
all his glory, was not arrayed as living pic
ture.
Even the grocer wants bat little here be
low-little drops Of water and little grains o
sand
When man proposes TO give his wife use
fu present she is sure he doesn't love her any
more.
A., The man who for anoher's good tells dis
agreeable thing usually himself gets the mos
good ont of it.
Time NAV be money, but somehow YOU
friends appreciate the money you spend will
them more than the time.
II man could ever learn which end of
woman's hat is which, he might be able to tel
a her when it is on straight
If you want to do substantial work, concen
trate and if you want to give others the ben
eff. of your work, condense.
When woman patron'zes another who !
Just engaged, it means she is giving motto
that she refused the same man.
True poiteness is perfect ease and freedom
It simply consists in treating others just a
you love to be treated yourself.
Some sensesible person has been saying
"N0 matter how much man likes differer
women, so long as he reverences one he
safe."
/, Were many unsuccessful men to live longe
they would make successes; were many SUE
cessful men to live longer they would max
: Iron visiting cards are popular in Geman,
l. The name is printed in silver, and forty of III
u sheets only measure one.tenth Of an inch
thickness.
= There is no hope for the man who likes
have his wife dress so as to reveal to Other
what should be revealed to only one person
the world.
If one is to-day more patient, more seren
more loving, more sympathetic than he wi
yesterday, then is he truly advancing; then
his life a success.
" Washington society women have just bet
, holding an exhibition Of hats, bonnets, etc
n upon which no birds wings, or other feathe
were used in trimming them.
Il Money talks, as has been said,
It's language is supreme,
For when Il speaks oil understand,
.rl Aud that's no idle dream.
That was Rnc motto found in the pocks
!. book Of an aged and wealthy merchant wi
had been accidentally drowned; "If yo
hands cannot bs usefully employed, attend
" the cultivation Of your mind"
The mind is like stss u friction sharpen