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The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
To Denver, Omaha, st. Louis. Chicago and
Boston.

To Denver, Omaha, st. Louis, Chicago and
Boston.
The Denver g. Rio Grande railroad
Scenic line of the World-announces new
and important additions to their already
well arranged sleeping car service. In the
future, this popular line will run through
weekly Pullman Tourist sleepers to Oma-
ha, Chicago, New York and Boston, also to
st. LOUIS without change. These cars will
start from Portland, Oregon, thus giving
benefit of through service on Oregon
Short Line, as we'll as from all Utah
points. The excursions are personally
conducted and furnish all the ~conveniences
of regular Pullman sleepers at less than
half the cost. The ST. Louis car will leave
@. S. L. station every Thursday and Og-
den via Rio Grandc Western railway,
every Friday morning. The Omaha, Chi
cago, New York aud Boston sleeper will
leave o. s.. l.. station every Wednesday
and Salt Lake every Thursday evening,
hus affording the inestimable privilege of
a twelve-hour lay-over in Salt Lake City.
For rates and all details, write to B. f.
Nevins, General Agent, or H. M. Gushing,
T. p. A, D. &R. G.. Railway, Salt Lake
City, or any Oregon Short Line or Rio
Grande Western ticket agent.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
IN III ODD CORNER.
QUEER AND CURIOUS THINGS
AND EVENTS.
About Spanish Newspapers-Reasons for
the Queer Things to BE Found In
Their Columns-A Power That Is
Greater Than Steam.
Tho OId-Time Friends.

Mister Soldier of the legion" you are
dying in Algiers.
And the boy Upon the burning deck" Is
shedding bitter tears;
And we're getting c~loser-closer to the
H~ohenlinden hight,
And We really fear hat Curfew's going
to ring again tonight!
Sir John Moore will be buried in his an
cient soldiers coat,
While not a drum is beating and we hear
no funeral note;
AND Mary, known to all the girls so very
long ago,
Will lead US out hat little lamb" whose
fleece was white as snow"
And Cato will tell Plato that he reasons
very well.
While Hamlet on the future In soliloquy
will dwell:
And We'll harken on the hilltops and we'll
listen in the glade,
To the wonder and the thunder of the
charging Light Brigade"
But come, old friends. and lead us to the
meadows far away,
For the boys who rang the Curfew once
are getting old and gray,
And Death. the reckless reaper, is thin
ming out the line,
But in dreams they drift to Bingen-to
"Bingen on the Rhine!"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
Power Greater Than Steam,

New York, telegram to Chicago Tri-
bune: The experiments with liqueied
air at the Brooklyn Polytechnic the
other day. which ended so d%isastrously
to Professor Fay and a student, nave
revived interest in the wonderful fluid.
The most interesting question now for
the scientists to solve is whether the
fluid can be made with sufficient
economy to warrant its use, COM
mercially or ind~ustriously. Professor
Fay accidentally discovered that it
contains a force which. provided it
can be economically generated, will
not be much longer Embarrassed; for
the inventive genius of the age will
make short work Of claiming up this
a~ble-bodied element and making prac-
tical use of it, provided its combined
cost of manufacturer warrants the cost
of the harness. No one has yet pre-
tended to determine just how the force
which liquefied air throws off may be
utilized, nor wen to decide up more
than a few of the uses and ways in
which the powerful chemical proper
ties of the liquid may be taken advan-
tage of. That the ~effervescing of the
liquid may be used to produce all kinds
of cooling or freezing effects is, of
course, at once apparent, and it is not
wildly improbable to suppose that the
vapor may one day be used to keep
house at any desired degree of cool
ness. even in the hottest weather.
This. of course, suggests the perfection
of all forms Of cold storage. The chem
ical action of the fluid upon solids and
liquids of every composition also opens
a practically unlimited field for the
operation of the liquids astonishing
power. The apparatus used by Pro-
lessor Tripler in the manufacture of
the fluid, as all who have followed the
developments so far know, is compar-
atively simple, and the process does
not, on the face of 1t, seem to be ex-
pensive. He uses a forty horsepower
engine, which is directly connected
with his air pump. Under certain CON
ditions the air is passed through a
coiled pipe which is controlled by a
valve OF peculiar structure. This valve
IN fact, is more important than any
other part Of the apparatus. 1t was de-
signed by Professor Tripler, and he
alone understands its operation and
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
The Trouble In Catalonia.


Not only are the traditions and Gus
toms of Catalonia land what is true
of one province is true of the others)
different from those of CASTLE, but the
economic interests OF each of these
units which compose the Spanish state
are occasionally opposed to each other,
says the Contemporary Review. II is
a mistake, therefore, to suppose that
the abrogation of our special laws is
a sentimental grievance. 1t Is also a
material loss which may be estimated
in pesetas and centimos. Administra-
tive Capitalization means economic
Capitalization, which in the case OF
Catalonia Is ~tantamount to ruin. The
few dozen greedy stump orators who
compose the central government garner
In all the riches of the country for the
purpose of Misunderstanding" 1t. And
they do; but it never gets much be-
yond the point at which charity be-
gins.
Millions upon millions are collected
for the army and navy, but are they
spent on these defenses? Ask Toral in
Santiago de Cuba, Admiral Cervera or
Gen. Augustin. Yet the money has
gone somewhere. Politicians who
came to Madrid with a carpet-bag full
of impedimenta a year or two ago
possess palaces and country villas and
extravagant mistresses today. But the
soldiers have not leather boots that
will keep out the water!
And Galatians pay more, far more
of that maladministered money than
any other province of Spain. The gov
eminent appropriated the funds be-
longing to the churches, universities
hospitals, savings banks and pawn
brokers of the kingdom on the ground
that the capital was necessary to the
state, which would in future pay in.
terest on it. Perhaps it was necessary
Let that question pass. What the
Galatians object to is that the capital
has vanished no mar knows whittier
while the obligation to pay the inter.
est remains, and the government is al
its wits ends to find the means of dis,
charging that obligation.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
A So. SOC ooo r ON.

When the Rev. Frank w. Gunsa21us,
d. D.. now president of the Armour In
stitute of Technology was pastor Of
Plymouth church he moved all Chicago
with his oratory. A young giant phys
ically, with an unequaled power Of
poetic expression. he threw himself
into the affairs of the Lake City and
accomplished a world of good. In the
six years Of his service at Plymouth
church he raised something owe
$4,000. 900 for institutions which he
chose to aid as found. He began a
series of Sunday night addresses at
Central Music Hall, in State street,
where the capacity Of the great place
was tested and thousands were turned
away long before the hour for the ad-
dress was at hand, and he founded a
home for young boys of the street than
which there is no more flourishing in
stitution in the West today. The most
interesting thing to be related OF him
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
The Crank in History,

Columbus was deemed a crank by the
people Of his time. So were Calico,
Jenner, Stephenson and Fulton. Hard
ly a %discoverer or an inventor, an ex-
plorer or a philosopher who has made
his mark in the history of the world
but was dubbed Crank" before his
merits were recognized. People who
propose impossible things are
"cranks;" after they have done the
impossible things they are g~eniuses.
If it had not been for "cranks" the hui
mar race today would be living in
caves, wearing the skins of beasts for
clothing and eating raw meat for din
ner. The Crank is the advance agent
of civilization.-Chicago Chronicle.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

do you believe in those ideas you
just now eXpressed?"'
Il certainly do" said DR.. Gunsaulus.
And you'd carry them out IL you
had the E2eans?'
Most assuredly."
We'll then" said Mr.. Armour, III
you will give ME five years of your
time | will give you the money"
The result was that Armour Institute
was founded. with DR.. Gunsaulus as its
president, where this year 1900 young
men and women will be taught the
most Important industrial branches.
That Sabbath address is going down
to history under the title Of the
$50. 809, eco sermon"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
FAST TIME TO CHICAGO
Via Rio Grande Western Railway.

Commencing February s, the new time
card of the Rio Grande Western goes into
effect. The Atlantic Express leaves Salt
Lake City at 9 a. m, arriving at Denvcr
at $50 q, m. the following morning and
Chicago at 2;l5 p. IN. the third day.; max
ing connections with limited trains from
Chicago TO New York. The evening train
leaves at 7:40 p. M, arrives at Denver at
9:15 p. m. the following night and Chicago
at 8 a. m. he third day, making close con
nections with the fast morning trains for
New York and Boston. Both OF these
through trains are ~splendidly equipped
with all latest appliances and conveniences
and carry Pullman Palace and Pullman
Tourist sleeping cars as we'll as free Re
clining Chair Cars. Ticket Office No. 103
West Second South street. (Postofice
corner.)
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
ONLY SEVENTY-THREE HOURS
Salt Lake to Now York.

BY q recent change in schedule the Over
land Limited of the Union Pacific and
North Western In connection with the L
S. g. M. S. and N. Y. G. g. H. r. r.. r.,
now make the unparalleled time record Of
only three days to New York. Train
IN. daily, arrives Chicago 7:45 a. m. and
Grand Central depot New York City 10:35
a. m, second and third days respectively
Only one change of cars and twelve hours
quickest time. For purchase Of tickets
and reservation Of berths call at the "Old
Stand" POI Main street, or address H. M.
Clay, General Agent.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

Dy local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constf-
~tutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an
infamed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is infamed
you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear
Ing, and when it Is entirely closed deafness is
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an infiamed condition Of
the mucous surfaces.
we will give One Hundred Dollars Tor any case
of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
Sold by Druggists, roc.
Halls Family Pills are the best
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
Fr-emIsnnry Among Girls.

A certain freemasonry exists among
young society girls that is puzzling to
their elders. One bud who had just
returned from the country a day or two
ago was invited to a party. The invita-
ton was vague and as her best frocks
were still packed, she wired to her
chum who she knew was also invited:
"Dolly's party tonight. Informal?"
The answer came back: Long sleeves;
no gloves" And Polite knew the size
and status of that party at once.-New
York Commercial Advertiser.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

born, but estimates it by the following
method: She was 10 years old when
her parents moved by wagon from
Pennsylvania to Ohio. She was p
years Of age when she was married,
and twenty-five years later her hus-
band died. when her youngest child
was three weeks old. The baby is now
older than Mr.. Hampton, at whose
house the old lady lives. and Mr..
Hampton confesses to have seen the
SHOWS OF sixty-five winters, SO the
family asserts that Mrs. Stottler is soon
to see her n hrndred and fifteenth
birthday annivcI Try.
A few days ago Mrs. Stottler recog-
nized Mr.. Pfeiffer Of Peoria, a man she
had not seen for ten years. She was
baking bread. She showed the visitors
five quilts she had made during the last
two years, n Of which was made
while she was laid up with a ~sprained
ankle. She used glasses forty-two
years ago, but a y she discarded them
because they were so much bother, and
since she has gotten along nicely with
out them. Mrs. Stottler has no recol-
lection of the great political events or
the century. but she speaks with the
utmost minuteness of events which oc-
CURED in her own life nearly 100 years
ago.
Her fathers name was John Davis.
and her mothers maiden name was
Betsy Stevens. Mrs. Stottler had nine
children, four of whom are still alive.
rI-u NIv.t1.--- rl-AtIo-
who live at Chillicothe; Mandy Rob-
bins, who is now in Nebraska, and Mrs.
Partridge. who lives in Peoria.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
Counting by Hands.

One might be well up in arithmetic
and yet be excused IL found wanting in
a counting match with the natives Of
Guiana. 1t might puzzle a good arith-
metician to add together the numbers
expressed by TWO men, hand, and first
finger, and two hands and two fingers.
The Indians OF Guiana have a system
of Enumeration OF their own, OF which
the human hand is the basis. They
count upon the fingers until five is
reached, when they denote the number
by q hand.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
Insects and Disease.

Nothing could be more strikingly il
Illustrative of the importance of small
things than the large role which IL
now attributed to the mosquito in the
etiology of some Of the most serious
and widespread diseases to which the
human race is subject. 1t Is truly said
that what prevents the most success
full colonization of many tropical coun-
tries, and what throws the greatest OBJ
stacle in the way of civilization of and
good government in vast regions OF
Central Africa. is not climate, nor dis
lance from home, and not untriendli-
ness on the part of the natives. The
obstacle is malaria, and now we find
that the prevalence of malaria, so far
as man is concerned, depends on
the mosquito. and this pestil-
ent little insect, in addition to
irritating and annoying, Is the means
by which the poison of malaria ia
p%ropagated and distributed. For years
back botanists have known the i'm
portant part played by birds in the
scattering of seed, and insects In the
distribution Of the pollen of plants,
and it seems not unlikely that pathol-
ogists will have to recognize in a
much larger degree than has till lately
been lone the large part taken by the
subordinate forms Of life by which we
are surrounded-oIr cattle, our horses.
our dogs and cats, our flies, our mos
quitos, and perhaps even our fleas-in
distributing disease from man to man,
and, as is stated in regard to the
mosquito and malaria, in deciding
whether the extension Of our empire
over great areas Of the globes surface
shall be possible or not.-From the
Hospital.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

effects. At all events, with his engine
at york, Professor Tripler can turf
this valve and drawn u liquefed air
just as water is drawn out of a faucet.
AS the apparatus is comparatively in
expensive and air is free, the liquefied
article ought not to be expensive, pro-
viding the stock is not watered.-
Pittsburg Dispatch.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

"Take Fred Grant, for instance"
said the man who is always complain
ing, what has he yer done that
amounted to anything?" Well" re-
piled the man who is disposed to DO
charitable, "he has succeeded in look
ing like his father, on horseback"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
HiA Own Hrnnd.

And so Pennington is making a
reputation for himself as a writer Of
dialect stories? What sort of dialect
does he ~write-negro, Irish, Hoosier,
golf, Or what?" ITS something en-
tirely new-one that he invented him
self. understand that the magazines
simply can't get enough of it."
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

Is that he preached a rousing sermon
one Sunday at Plymouth In which he
set forth. in his finest manner. the
things that ought to be done for the
young boys and girls Of our generation.
When he was through a member of his
congregation, Philip D. Armour. the
great pork packer, came forward and
taking him by the hand, said:
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

Miss Palisade I'm surprised you
don't like him. Why, if he had
money, he would make an ideal hus-
band!"
Miss Summit-''That's nothingl So
would any man."-Puck.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
A Judicial Opinion.

Cholly-"How do you know she
won't marry you, deah boy?' Chappie
-"Precedent, me dean fellah. She
nevah has married any one." Cholly
THAT'S so, by Jove."
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
The Brute.

Doctor-"You must persuade your
husband to take rest"
Wife-"But, doctor, he simply
won't listen to me-"
Doctor-"Um-well-that's O good
beginning.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
The Only Wav.

"Just think of his committing sui
eide for love! Wasn't it awful?" st
was the only way he could keep his
word, poor boy, for he had vowed to
her that he would never love another
woman."-Indianapolis Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
Always the same.

Briggs--'Isn't that the same suit you
the same suit you asked me last year
II 1t wasn't the same suit that 1 had
the year before"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
II They Would See tho Fighting.

She-"I see that at least one wo-
tnan has become awar correspondent"
He-"H she goes to the front, I'll
bet the other correspondents will
make her take her hat oH"-Puck.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
Further Inflammation Need.d.

Further INFORMATION Needed
"I want you to understand that I'm
as good as my word, SIR" declared the
man that was looking for a small loan.
"All right, sir, I'll take u look
around and find out what your words
worth. detroit Free Press.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
Very Different

And camp life was moi a bit like
home, vas it, hubby, dear?" Him.
well, the cooking was about the same.
but We didn't see any actual warfare.
you know."-Indianapolis Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

A Portland (Me.) woman had a fun
ny experience with sticky fly paper.
She opened 1t ready for use and left it
n the table, where it did pretty good
execution The next morning the
family was surprised to find a little
mouse stuck fast to the paper, unable
to get away, and putting up the most
pitiful little squeaks imaginable.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
Divorce In Cochin China.

In Cochin China the parties desiring
divorce break a pair of chopsticks in
the presence Of witnesses and the thins
Is done.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

"It seems to me this paper gives a
door account or the parade On
well, you know it beggared descr1p-
ton"
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
LIVES FOR A CENTURY.
WONDERFUL RECORD OF AN
ILLINOIS WOMAN.
Thinks She's 116 Years OId-An Illinois
Woman and Her Method OF Comput-
ing Age-She Does Not Wear Spec
(SDecial letter.

Ito. MARI SIOI-
TIER of Chilli
Gothic, Peoria coun-
ty, ILL.,, bids fair to
see the light OF
three centuries, for
she Is rs years of
age and is in good
health for one so
old. She does not
remember the year
In which she was
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

1t might as well be remembered thai
one little apple did the world more harm
thar all the cider ever made.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

A catalogue of 500 prizes, suitable to
every taste and condition, mailed on in
quiry. Prizes given for saving Diamond
&c" Soap wrappers. Address Cudahy
Soap Works, South Omaha, Neb.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

A man may be the moneyed factor dur.
ing the engagement, but after marriage
the woman always appoints herself the
cashier.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

Every man believes he is picked at"
more than he deserves.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

MY doctor snid i would die, but Piso's
Cure for Consumption cured me.-Amos
Kelner, Cherry Valley, ILL.,, Nov. %, '95.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

A mar may not be a hero to his valet
but we don't see what business a hero has
with n valet, anyway.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

A man discovers a good doctor and then
loses confidence in him nearly every year
of his life.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

Men may philosophize better han wo-
men, but the latter are more successful
in reading the average human heart.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

1t doesn't hurt q nickle. when the street
car conductor knocks it down.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

The average man seems to use his wish
bone more than any other bone in his
BODY.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

Do not belive statements hat other peo-
pie are working hard" for you. If you
do not work hard for yourself, nobody else
will
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

There is nothing like an earthquake for
opening up new fields.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

The good measures of the vegetable
dealer should always come out on top.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

Every woman thinks she can make bet
ter coffee har any other woman she
knows.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
All the Same.

A man who is superior to his clothing
usually wears mighty poor clothes.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund the money II 1t fails to cure.
25c. The genuine has L. b 9. on each tablet
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

Hundreds of valuable presents given
free with Diamond &c" Soap wrappers
Ask your grocer all about it.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

Cleanliness is next to Goodness
use Diamond &C" Soap in the laundry.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup

Time is money so tits said, and yet lots
of fools throw away money to kill time.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

Your life will never rise any higher
han your belief. If you believe wrong
you will behave wrong.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18
NEW SLEEPING CARS

A good thing ceases to be a good thing
we get too much of it.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

You can't Judge the dinner by the
tone of the dinner bell.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

Truth never lodges no matter who
throws mud at it.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1899-02-18

Woman may be the weaker vessel, but
she manages to make as many knots on
the matrimonial sea as the other one.