The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-11-30
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Tommy.
Have you any uics light bresdf ssk
Cd prospective customer 10 . bake
shop. Yssm. replied the new boy, We
have some bies pound losves that weigh
only 10 ounes
1t BE-. been sid th.t speech wss CIV
90 mao 10 conceal bis thoughts. This 10
Dot the true snsser. Speech vss given
TO mao 10 ptevsn. other people from t,lk
log.
Teacher How dare you laugh Il
me. Jon young r.sossi Chorus Of pu
pills bat vs're not lsughins 81 you, cir,
Tssohsr = Well. then. | dobt know Whist
else there Is to laugh st.
Bob Stay Aud nov II appears that
Upton wanted the American boat to win
ell The time. Hull Why soi Why, be
said be hoped the bee, boat would win.
Did you read sbou. that fellow who
attempted TO murder girl and then |
committed snicidei Well, that is en- i'm |
provenept on The usual style OF commit
ting the murder aud attempting The sui
eide.
She refused me point blank. Did
she give any ressob3 Yes; she said | |
didn't look bali ~ eager aud interested
when proposed 81 did when making
. rush .. football.
No, said the great sutbor regretfully,
j have not rescued the pinnacle OF cue
cess yet, No one has yet accused me OF
plagiHixing g long forgotten author.
-B0isss Is good talker. but what . |
queer little circular gesture be hes. It's
Just - II he was stirring 'sitchee csldron.
Yes. He got ,hs. gesture making home
made ice cream 10 an old fashioned
freezer
Little Willie Say. pa, what's q re
dundsncy OF eIpfsssionf Pa Using
more words than are necessary TO eY
press ones meaning, such as "sesltby
,cemsn,' "veAlthy plumber" etc.
Why don't you think the sutom obiIe
will supplsn, the bioycle' Because you
can't go out With an automobile when
yon ought to be 81 work and rqusrs ii
with 'your conscience by calling II sIer
else
Editor Well, young woman, IL the
story suits me, will pay you $40 Tor it.
Young Lady Author tpesussivelyl -Ob,
come, now. Boy it without reading it.
and I'll let you have it for $40.
II csbt 6nd eord. sufficient to eI
press my gratitude Tor the honor tine
conveyed, began the politician. | cant
Hnd words o. tiioient to express my graft
tude Tor the honor thus conveyed. began
the politician. Nov 10 the tins 10 sub
scribe iot one OF my Universsl Diction
aries. shouted book agent 10 the
crosd.
--Hsnlon = lie assured me be was very
snv.v That r..la uts.if spna., a. ,,a,c
ulous. Melville That's all right. There
are . great May persons who are never
happisr than when they are feeling sorry
for somebody else.
Sir, the men on the afios lips refuse
10 20 out again II Private Pioekpot goes
With EN-. What's the matter With the
privstei H. used to hun, deer up 10
Maine, cir, add The other men are sirsid
TOR their lives.
What hAve'you in oil those large ban
dlss stacked up in the hsll' asked the
young woman Who vas having her hu,
visu Of the newspaper plant. Those, ssid
the editor, are some Of the poems on lndi
On summer that l shall not be able 10
uss'
Little Charles Sister told manms
yesterday you we're born 10 be q politician.
Mr. skimplry "A poli.ieisof sondtr
Why che thinks 90. Little Chsrles She |
ssys you can do 90 much islkin without
oommil,in yourseli
DO you knos much about mu,ief
Not . great deal. sn,sered Mr.. Raishcd.
Blu, I've managed to hsure ont thst II
you hear srytbins In . theatre Of The
coxt Of Is per test ~. at, and II some