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CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Fresh garden seeds in bulk at Tan
ner & Co.'S.
Mr.. D. E. Gibson had business in
Denver last week.
Remember the Maine" at the opera
house Monday night.
Harry Sohns returned this week
from trip to New York.
For bargains in mining property
call on Woodford 4 Dawson.
If you want spring suit made to
measure be sure and go to BethePs.
P. P. Kuhn came over from Denver
Saturday to spend day with his fam
lily.
Bicycles on the installment plan on
almost any terms at Thomas Bicycle
store. 13tf
Mrs. J. l.. Mack and Miss Jessie
Mack visited in Denver from Friday
TO Tuesday.
Elegant line of Davenpors, Divans,
Lounges and Sofas at Avery's New
Furniture Store.
E. l.. Lowell was called to Walsen-
burg Monday to attend an importar.
court proceeding.
Secure seats for the Wagner Lee
ture Recital at Foltz's book store.
All seats so cents.
Mrs. R. R. Webb of Longmont
will succeed Mrs. Jordon as matron
at the penitentiary.
Try the Palace Drug Store when in
need of Drugs, Patent Medicines,
Paints, Oils and Glass. II
Repairing and Upholstering given
special attention at Ayery's New Fur
niture store, 1923 Main street.
The society event of the coming
week will be the Wagner Lecture
Recital-Easte Monday evening.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

The Canon City Cider and Picking
company seems to be filing long
felt want. Manager Cherry reports
a telegraph order for from one to
four carloads Of pickles from a Utah
city. Another order was received q
few days since from Denver for a
carload Of goods Of special brand,
supplied only by the Canon City works.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

The Santa Fe Route is the only
through line from Csson City to
Chicago, Kansas City, Fort Worth,
Galveston and California. Elegant
through trains, lighted by electricity
and heated by steam. Close connec-
tions at Pueblo for all points East,
South and West.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Good goods are always the cheap
est; Thomas handles the highest
grade wheels manufactured-all 1899
models and he sells them on easy
payments. 13tf
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Don't fail to hear the Ladies Glee
Club Of the University of Denver
Thursday evening, April 9th. You
will miss treat. Tickets on sale at
Hunter Palmers.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Miss Minnie Sartor, the popular
"hello girl" for the Colorado Tele-
phone company at Canon City, spent
a few days in Denver this week, leav-
ing Friday.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Rubin Goldmark secure tickets at
The City Book Store for this Wagner
Lecture Recital at the home of Mrs.
Bethel, Monday evening, April 3, ad-
mission so cents.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Warden Cleghorn is preparing to
remove to Pueblo when Governor
Thomas shall have appointed his sue
cessor (if he ever does). Mr.. and
Mrs. Cleghorn have a host of friends
in Canon, whose best wishes viii fol-
low wherever they go.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

A number Of Mesa county business
men are grub-staking q certain num-
ber of farmers. They furnish the
money to raise twenty acres of sugar
beets and if the crop pays they will
get their money back. If the returns
are more than the money advanced
the farmer will get the profit.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Watson & Bancroft have the finest.
line Of white enamel graniteware and
cooking utensels of every description
to ba found in the city.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

The world renowned Cleveland BIZ
cycle, best made, $40 at Thomas
Bicycle store. l3tf
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Lessons given in painting and draw
ing. Studio No. 8, Harding block.
47-tf MRS. BRADLEY.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Personally conducted excursions to
all points East, via Denver & Rio
Grande and Great Rock Island Route.
Leave Canon City at 4p. m. every Fri
day. Pullman rates 90 to Omaha or
Kansas City; SO to Chicago; So to Buff
falo New York and Boston. Reserve
your accommodations early. Get full
particulars of agent, or write W. II
Firth, G. A, p D., 800 Seventeenth
street, Denver. 1it6
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

The Monte Vista Journal says:
Rev. Leonard G. Thompson, of Dem
yer, State evangelist of the Christian
church, closed his meetings in this
place Thursday night, and departed
Friday for Pueblo. During these
meetings liberal offering was made
to Colorado mission work. ten persons
were added to the membership of the
church. and young peoples society
of Christian Endeavor with twenty
members was organized. The church
is planning to call pastor"
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Mr.. H. E. Finney, the noted piano
tuner from Chicago, will reach Canon
the last of this week stopping at the
st. Cloud.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Mrs. Clifford Fryberger, who has
been visiting friends in South Canon
the past week, returned to her home
at Victor Tuesday morning.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Remember, Monday, April Bird,
Wagner Lecture Recital, Rubin Gold
mark, auspices of Wednesday Musi-
cal Club, residence of Mrs. Geo. w.
Bethel.
Judge c. E. Waldo and boys went
to Denver Saturday. The judge re-
turned Tuesday, but the boys will
remain during the week and visit
friends.
Four-room frame house, two lots,
good location; also seven shares build
ing and loan stock; $500, $500 cash,
balance easy terms. Woodford &
Dawson.
], H. Fuller, contractor of brick
and stone. Spring is usually the
time to have your house or building
repaired. 1t makes your old houses
S. v. St. John, of Denver, is now
repairing bicycles for W. T. Darling
ton. Mr.. st. John is frst-class
mechanic. All work guaranteed.
Durango Democrat.
The Wagner Lecture Recital next
Monday evening will be extensively
illustrated by Rubin Goldmark's fine
rendition of the famous Wagnarian
opera, "Rheingold."
Our stock raisers are jubilent over
the recent fine snow. They say it in
sures good feed on the range well
into the season, consequently strong
COW mothers and a big crop Of calves.
Money to loan on approved security
at current rates. See
I'M. RAGsDALE & Son,
12tf Az Main street.
Mrs. Nora E. Peare, wife of R. J.
Peare, died Tuesday morning, March
%, at the family residence on Or
chard avenue, Fruitmere. Funeral
services were held yesterday after
noon.
The Santa Fe Route is the middle
route to the Pacific Coast. It is
neither too hot nor too cold. Even
temperature throughout the journey.
No extremely high attitudes. No
snow blockades. lott
The fruit and vegetable gardeners
rejoice with the farmers over the heavy
fall of snow. They say the later they
are Obliged to commence irrigating
the better, for after having COM
menced there can be no let up in
that work until the season closes.
Miss Grace Hall Of villa Grove Is
the guest Of her uncle, Thos. s. Wells,
having stopped OF for few days on
her return home from two months
stay in Denver. Miss Hall il sister
Of Aiss Edith Hall; who wsb 10 popu-
lar IN the high rcheol two years ago.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

The great musical treat of the
season will be the concert given by
Ladies Glee Club of the University of
Denver, Thursday evening, April 9Th.
Don't fail to hear them.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Our bicycles are the best on the
market and we are selling at the low
est prices and on the easiest terms.
13tf F. E. THOMAS.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Mems handsome Easter neckwear
BETHEL's.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Camp outfits, tents, wagon covers,
camp stoves. rope, bellows, anvils,
hammers, ETC., at Watson & Ban
croft's.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30
Next Sunday
is Easter,

of all
othowoHt the
will be the for fashionable reers and should for before
eoweLsu n es atom
in
that to
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Remember, Monday, April Bird,
Wagner Lecture Recital, Rubin Gold
mark, auspices of Wednesday Musi-
cal Club. residence of Mrs. Geo. w.
Bethel.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30
Local and Personal.


Local and Personal.
DIR. Gs;ger. dentist-Y. NJ. C. A. Blk
7. M. Howell was called to Denver
by telegram Monday.
Money to loan on real estate at 8
Per cent, by W0odford & Dawson.
Mrs. Michael Blyth and daughter
visited friends at Florence Monday.
Buy Stationery, Blank Tablets and
Tablets at Whipple's Book Store.
Distilled water, SC per gallon.
Free to invalids, Canon Steam Laundry.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

The Santa Fe Route is the middle
route to the Pacific Coast. It is
neither too hot nor too cold. Even
temperature throughout the journey.
No extremely high attitudes. No
snow blockades. loft
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Judge c. E. Waldo and boys went
to Denver Saturday. The judge re-
turned Tuesday, but the boys will
remain during the week and visit
friends.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Mrs. Nora E. Peare, wife of R. J.
Peare, died Tuesday morning. March
%, at the family residence on Or
chard avenue, Fruitmere. Funeral
services were held yesterday after
noon.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30
;. ~ RAcsDALE =. RAcsEALE
i'm. RAGSDALE & son,
REAL ESTATE.

If you have city property ranch property for SALE list it
with
If you exchange city country country city
property we will help you
If you have house let wish home and
If you contemplate starting in business wish for any
change your business, here assist you.
REFERENcEs-Fremont County Bank, Canon City, Colo:
Turner County Bank Cando, N. D.. First National
Bank, Newton Kansas.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

The fruit and vegetable gardeners
rejoice with the farmers over the heavy
fall'of snow. They say the later they
are obliged to commence irrigating
the better, for after having com
menced there can be no let up in
that work until the season closes.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Four-room frame house, two lots,
good location; also seven shares build
ing and loan stock; $500, $500 cash,
balance easy terms. Woodford &
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Money to loan on approved security
at current rates. See
]. M. RAGsDALE & Son,
12tf 422 Main street.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

New picture mouldings. Artistic
framing done at Alice & Lewis, next
to postoffice.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Repairing and Upholstering given
special attention at Ayery's New Fur
niture store, 1923 Main street.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Remember the Maine" at the
opera house Monday night, April 3rd.
Lincoln j. Carter's attractive attrac-
tion. Reserved seats at Palmer's.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

S. v. St, John, of Denver, is now
repairing bicycles for W. T. Darling
ton. Mr.. st. John is a frst-class
mechanic. All work guaranteed
Durango Democrat.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

The society event of the coming
week will be the Wagner Lecture
Recital Easter Monday evening.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

], H. Fuller, contractor of brick
and stone. Spring is usually the
time to have your house or building
repaired. 1t makes your old houses
look new.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Try the Palace Drug Store when in
need of Drugs, Patent Medicines,
Paints, Oils and Glass. IL
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Our stock raisers are jubilent over
the recent fine snow. They say it in
sures good feed on the range well
into the season, consequently strong
COW mothers and a big crop Of calves.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1899-03-30

Articles of Incorporation of the
Gibson Lumber company have been
filed with the county clerk and sec
retary of state.
The silver star., 1899-12-15
One on President Jeffrey.

There is one little feature connect.
ed with the recent trip of President
Il. T. Jeffrey of the Denver & Ric
Grande that is not spoken ofhy Mr..
Jeffery himself. 1t shows that fame
and THAT bauble, reputation" are
transitory and that presidents of big
railroads in some localities are but
small fry compared with gentlemen
who pound each others noses for a
living.
The special car OF the president
and his party was stopped at Wal
senburg and Mr.. Jeffrey stepped out
on the platform to look about. No
sooner had he shown himself than a
raw looking old granger with eyes
bullying with excitement clambered
to the platform and after gazing a
moment in awestruck silence, blurt-
cd out:
"Are you Jeffrics3"
Mr.. Jeffrey replied to the effect
that he was and the stranger eager.
ly asked:
"And were you n blacksmith"
Mr.. Jeffrey became interested in
developments and again affirmed
that the questioner was right.
After prolonged stare, during
which incredulity mingled with ad-
mirntion. the be~hiskered visitor
blurtcd out.
"Goshamighty, you don't look
like YOU could lick Sharkey."--
Walsenburg Yucca.
The silver star., 1899-12-15
Treason" Nit.
A large number who support the

A large number who support the
administrations war policy. accuse
all who oppose il Of treason, but
they would do we'll to look up the
definition of that word. Webster S
International Dictionary says; I'm
the United States, treason is con-
fined to the actual levying of war
against the United States, or to an
adhering to their enemies, giving
them aid and comfort" The latter
word of the definition is all that
could be applied to those who have
expressed an opinion contrary to
that of Mckinley and his supporters,
as il might be some comfort to the
Filipinos to know that a part of the
people of the U. S. are opposed to
our war of conquest. The express
ing of an opinion is not forbidden
by the definition nor the constitution
of the United States. The cries of
treason" ard traitor are only
used as last resort when arguments
are exhausted, as a possible means
of causing their opponents to stop
and give them chance to breathe.
IF the charge had even a semblance
Of truth every guilty party would
be given the limit of the law.
The silver star., 1899-12-15
Value of Grain in Pork Making.

In summing up the different val
ues of food for swine the director of
the Montana agricultural expert
mental station says:
By combination of grain and le-
guminous pastures pigs can be
grown to weight of 50 pounds at
a cost of ? cents a pound. Alfalfa,
clover, peas, wheat and barley make
the best of pig feed. Alfalfa or
clover pasture, with little grain in
summer, affords conditions for the
cheapest growth and the greatest
profit.
Pigs fed on barley and wheat at
present market prices will pay for
all food consumed when pork is AZ
cents pound.
The pea, combined with grain, is
we'll adapted to the wants of the
growing animal, and will give the
greatest gains on the smallest a.
mount of feed.
The lot, fed equal parts of barley,
wheat and peas, made gain of /
yound in weight for ass pounds of
food when the pigs were between
the weight of II7.S and 2oo.S lbs.
Pigs make the greatest gains and
at less cost of grain before they
reach 200 to eIo pounds in weight.
The quality ofpork produced from
wheat, barley and peas in the vari-
ous combinations used is firm and
we'll adapted for the production of
hams and bacon, the fat and lean of
the meat being well distributed.
The silver star., 1899-12-15

The National Watchman says:
Bryan il easily one million votes
stronger than any other candidate
that can be named for the Presi-
dcncy by either party"
THE gold combination is fore
closing it's mortgage ON the Rtpib-
lican party. The President in fear
and trembling urges Congress to
tiw them everything they ask fsr."
The silver star., 1899-12-15

The box car depot at Dolores
should certainly be replaced by a
substantial building. 1t did service
long enough anyhow. But Joe De-
Witt will miss the articles it has
furnished for his paper during the
past years.-Pagosa News.
Just wait, Bro. Eggers, until the
railroad that's coming your way
shoves in box car for a depot at
the Springs and you will appreciate
our situation.
The silver star., 1899-12-15

During the past three weeks we
nave been putting in our spare mo.
ments reading paper called cap
peal to Reason, published at Gil
rard, Kansas. 1t hits the nail on
the head and drives it home with
every issue. 1t lisa clean, unabusive
advocate of socialism and public
ownership of nonopolies. Its ar
guments are not guessed at, but are
backed up by facts.
The silver star., 1899-12-15

Republicans can offer no reason
able excuse for refusing Congress-
man Roberts, Of Utah, a scat in the
House Of Representatives, neither
can they consistently raise their
voices against poiygamy in any
form, since their president allows 1t
to exist aud forces the taxpayers to
pay its practicers in one Of the is
lands acquired by conquest.
The silver star., 1899-12-15

THE SCAR is in receipt of Vol. l.,
No. of the Denver Post Library,
containing many poetical gems from
the pen of James Barton Adams, the
Postscript man. Too much cannot
be said in praise of the poetical work
of Mr.. Adams. His poems have a
Western air about them that cannot
be mistaken and we can offer but
one objection to the Post Library
it does not contain ALI. the poetry
Mr.. Adams has written for the Post,
and in our opinion not one of his
poems should be left ont. They
are all gems and worthy Of a place
in every library. However, Post
readers will welcome the opportun-
ity of obtaining in bound form, those
poems that Mr.. Adams deems
worthy of a place in the Post Lii
brary.
The silver star., 1899-12-15
Ti,r-ser ..and, Act June 3. 1873 Notice for
Publication.
United States Land Onice,
Durango, Colo,

tniteu Stntes Lnnd once,
Durango Colo.
December =, 1850
Notice Is hereby given that In compliance
with the provisions of the act Of Congress OF
June 3, ISIS, entitled "An net for the sale OF
timber lands In the States of California, Ore
gon. Nevada and Washington Territory" as
extended TO nll the Public Land States by act
of August 4. 1892.
James Moss, Of Gradcns, county Of Monte
yuma, State of Colorado. has this dny filed In
this Oncc his sworn statement No. 30, for tho
purchase OF the west u OF ne 4 and east i, oi
", NMPM,
And Will offer proof to show that the land
sought Is more valuable for its timber or stone
than for agricultural purposes, and TO cstnb-
iish his claim 10 said innd before tho Register
and Rec. liver OF this Office NJ Durango, Culora-
do, on Tuesday, the 18th day Of February 1910.
He names Ms Witnesses: Elmer Ludlow. Jnmcs
Griffith Harvey Eppcrson and George soiIls 10,
nil OF Gradcn., Montezumn Co. Colo.
Any aud all persons claiming adversely tho
ndovr-lcscribed lands are requested 10 file
their claims In this office on or before said
18th day OF February 100.
i. q. PERKINS, Register.
First pub. Dec. =. 1889; last pub. Feb o. 1900
The silver star., 1899-12-15

Nearly everybody has either read
COINS Financial School" or heard
OF it and its remarkable work. Mr..
Harvey. its author, will soon issue
book entitled "Coin on Money,
Trusts and Imperialism" If it in
any way compares with his former
books it will do great amount OF
good and add materially to Demo.
cratic success in 1900. Every one
should get a copy of this book.
The silver star., 1899-12-15
Timber Land. Act June 3, Ie7s.-Noties for
Publication.
United States Land Ofllcc.

United States Land Oillce,
Durang0, Colo, )
December 2, 1851
Notice ls hereby given that In compliance
with the PROV yisi0ns Of the act Of Congress Of
June ., 1878, entitled IAN net for ihe sais of
timber lands In tho States OF California, Orc
gon, Nevada. and Washington Territory" as
OF August 4. lE,S.
George soiilcn. OF Grndens. county oi Monte.
xuinn. State Of Colorado, Inns this day filed IN
this Office hi. sworn stateyncnt No. 20. Tor the
iw q section u. In township 81 n, rinyc II
And Will OfIcr proof to show TINT the land
sought " more valuable for its timber or siOnc
ihnn iOr agricultural purposes, and TO csiab.
ii.', his claim to said fmnd before the Regi ter
aud itccelvcr of this oilcc a. turango. uolora :
He names "a wiincssc.,. james Moss, of Gra.
dens. Montezuina Co., Colo. George Mills, Uf
Mancos, Montezumn CO., Colo, md james
vrilll.and Harvey Eppcrson, b,th of0radcns
Any aud NIL persons claiming advcrscly the
nboye-dcscribcd lnnds nrc requested IN iile
their claims In this office on or before said
l1,h day OF Fcbrunry, 1900,
+. q. PfRKINs, Es,ister.
FIist pub. Dec. ., 1902; last pub. Feb. D, ii0j.
The silver star., 1899-12-15

The blame for the awful wreck,
which occurred near Salida last
week, has been placed upon Brake
man A. +. Hart and he is discharg-
ed. The Mail says he had twice
been turned in by conductors for in.
competency but was still retained.
and further says he had a pull
The silver star., 1899-12-15

Should Alaska obtain statehood
the election and Inauguration other
officers will probably be year AZ
part, and even then, in a close con.
test, returns may come in from some
remote precinct that would make
another Inauguration necessary.
The silver star., 1899-12-15

The sudden and tremendous in
terest being taken in Western de.
velopmcnt by large number OF
Eastern people, has very apparent
object behind it. While a part OF
them are, no doubt, in earnest there
are others who are pushing the
scheme forward with mighty ef-
fort for the sole purpose OF divert
ing the attention of the people from
the financial question. so that they
may more securely fasten the gold
standard upon the country. The
thousands ofacres of arid land in the
West offer a most excellent oppor-
tunity for the Government to invest
a few million dollars very profitably
by building storage reservoirs. The
sale Of now useless lands, thereby
creating a large amount Of taxable
property will greatly reduce the
treasury deficit. But, while this is
one means by which the people may
be benefited, the reconciliation Of
silver and free coinage at Is to I
will do more for the country in one
year than the opening ofall the arid
lands in the United States would do
in life time, and with 1t the set
tlement Of the arid lands would fol-
low and the government would be
In a better condition financially to
carry on the building ofstorngc res
crvoirs. The greater beneiit should
not be sacrificed for the lesser one.
Dimctallism and rcclaiming the arid
lnnds 10 hand in hand and by sc.
curing the former the latter will
come AZ . natural consequence.
The silver star., 1899-12-15

Republicans in Congress are 60
; ing to make every effort possible to
fasten the gold standard permanent
ly upon this country at this session
Of that body, and l.. o. Wolcott
will be one of the biggest toads in
the puddle.
The silver star., 1899-12-15

It is reported that the Del Norte
Enquirer will, on January rst, be-
come all advocate of Christian
Science.
The silver star., 1899-12-15

Snow may be beautiful to folks
who can sit in the house beside a
warm FIRE and clip coupons, but to
the fellow who has to work in it, il
is-well, you know the rest.
The silver star., 1899-12-15

I like her dry, like her wet,
! like her, anyway, you bet,
I like her naughty, like her nice,
But who could like her in the ice.
Exchange.
The silver star., 1899-12-15

Most every man knows he talks
too much, but he doesn't know
what to take for his trouble.