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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
MARYLAND Peaches Killed.

Rcpiics received at Maryland az
rlcuiturni college from all the prom
lnent peach growers In the state In
dlcate that even the hardest va
rictica ~ the fruit were unable to
Withstand the recent cold Prof.
Johnson OF the college has section
"a many thousand buds during the
past week and has found them all
dead. The loss viii be greatest on
the Blue Ridge belt whore many
thousands 81 young trees were Just
coming into bearing this year for the
nrst time. in addition to the older
orchards. all Of which We're well set
with fruit buds. Some reports from
Eastern shore indicate that there
may be a slight sprinkling OF fruit
vet. All the buds examined are In
iured beyond recovery, II Is yet too
early To say what effect the free Will
have upon the trees.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
Reed and C0nkIIng.

sp~aer Reed left Washington with
out bidding the President goody- BY.
lie has not been 60 the white House
during the present session. He has
called upon President Mckinley only
twice. and then by special invitation
s-once shortly after the Inauguration
and the second time at the begin
ming Of the session Of congress In
December 1897. 10 discuss matters
of legislation. He has met the prcHi-
dent socially on several occasions.
hut has not been invited 10 any Of
the cabinet dinners or other social
functions given In honor OF SIR. and
Mrs. Mckinley. Nor II SIR. Reed
In sympathy with the Preaiaent's
policy. He discusses it freely with
Intimate friends with good deal
Of sarcasm. hut has uttered 40 pub
Tic criticisms.
Colonel Morrow. one of the veteran
clerks Of the senate. was speaking
the other day about Mr.. conkiing's
habit Of paying a formal visit 20
the officers OF the senate and his
brother senators at the beginning
and af the end Of each session,
When he arrived In Washington he
always took pains to greet each OF
his colleagues In "A formal manner
and every one Of the senate EN-
pioyeE from the secretary down to
the eoiored messengers. He would
shake hands with them. inquire
about their health, and express his
interest In their welfare. and at the
close % each session as he was about
20 leave for his home. he always
made a tour Of the senate end OF
the capitol 10 thank the employees
for their attentions he had received
from them. wish them pleasant
vacation, and bid them goof-by.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
OFFICERS
RETIRE
Provisions Effective
in June.
FORTY PROMOTIONS iilriLLY
Blt That DssIs With oMoisis In
Uncle Sans kssy -msny Z
Departures.

WASHINGTON. March 1.-THE
provision Of the naval personnel bnl
relating 70 the retiring annually u
enough officers % create az least 10
promotions. becomes operative In
June. At whieh time the president
may designate a board 81 admirais
20 determine those officers whom n
is deemed advisable to place on the
retired nHI 50 far there have been
Is regular vacancies IN the navy
since July last. and one morn IA
20 be made b. retirement this
month, 80 that II there are no cAs-
uaitieH u wili be necessary to select
u officers IN the line above the rank
Of lieutenant junior grade. The
law provides that officers ia the
grades OF captain. commander and
lieutenant commander may. by offi-
eial application to the secretary.
have their names placed on list
known as applicants for voluntary
retirement. and II az the end Of the
fiscal year there are not 40 vacan-
Giles At the least. the president. In
the order OF rank Of the applicants.
may place a sufficient number on the
retired list. with the rank and three
fourtha nay Of their next higher
grade. There il no Indication 50 far.
however. that many applications
will be made for this voluntary re-
tirement list. and the compulsory -.
tirement feature 81 the new Law IL
expected 10 cause trouble and result
in protests from those the board
may decide 70 retire.
The examination OF officers who
were promoted under the law has
already commenced at the navy de-
partment- There are over 800 on
GERS Of the line and former engineer
corps 60 be examined before their
are made out.
One interesting result Of the re-
tirement feature OF the Law IL that
officers who served In the civil war
and who now hold the rank o. cap
tain may be retired with the rank %
rear admiral In the case OF all 9TH
er officers OF the rank OF captain 10
IL provided that "the next higher
grade" shall be that Of commodore.
abandoned for officers on the retir-
ed list but retained 10 be conferred
upon retiring captains. The retired
pay OF rear admiral amounts TO
more than that OF captain on the
active list. 30 that IL will be 10 the
advantage Of every captain who did
service In the civil war to apply for
retirement at once. 50 as to gain an
increase of pay without the necess-
ity of doing any service TO earn II
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

were able 10 average about so a
Oh The manager told ihcu yea
0rdHy morning that owing ta rieer
competition he would he Obliged 60
reduce their pay to ~ cents dez-
GA. They protested vigorously but
as the manager remained ubdurtie,
they aus work and lett the place
rhls made It necessary 10 hay or the
henmvra also.
There are $50 employees IA thc dir
ferent departments Of the factory,
aud the general opinion among them
u that tho atrligern hHd oleen making
good wages and. although the res
duotien would reduce their earnings
they had made a mistake IN going
out Mr Roberts. the proprietor, rs
confident the Girls viii gier la. and
that work viii be resumed 10 few
days as before. lie add that he
would not have made the reduction
II Il had uot been rendered ahanluto-
~ necessary bH the oloecnehs 81 the
competition al the present tins.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
Yucatan Indians Rebel.

CITY OF MEXICO. March IT.
The dar department has received
Information from Merida, Yucatan.
that large force OF government
troops have left there for the from
tier Of that state to subdue rebel
Ilous Indians who have been on the
warpath for several months and
have masBaored many Mexican fam
HES and destroyed n large amount
Of property. The troops have been
ordered 10 extcrminate the tribe II
they do not lay down their arms at
once.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
Merely a Formally.

Yes, sir, ! have come 10 ask you
Tor the hand Of your daughter"
For faahol'a hand 80
yes. sir. II II "a nero formnilly.
! know, bat We Thought Il would be
pleasing TO you Ga have me 50 over
a."
whats thatf a mere formal
ltyG's
THAT ia what said--A mere
Formally
And may inquire who suggested
that asking my consent % my
daughters marriage Was only q
mere fafmaiity7'
IL was taHbotu mother. SIR"
''iaahofn mother Then I have
nothing further 70 say ."=cioTeland
Plain eaief.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
Artemus Wards Criticism,

1t was not Artemus Ward Of whom
such a remark was made. but II was
Artemus Ward himself who hald:
Some kind person has sent me
poems. Mr.. G. had talent.
but he couldn't spell No man has a
right to be n literary man onless he
knows how to spell. II is pity that
Chawcer. who had Eeneyus. was 80
He's the wuss speller
! know of."-I3oston Pilot.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
The As-GrlndinQ industry.

WOW ada9e It's very different from
the dear old long ago.
Modern folks ehsrca Some rxcsp-
tlous) seems more reifishsiike.
you knowi
10 Teller does a Kindness. by an hy
you're SURE 10 nnd
That h. went O. work an done a.
cause he had an an T. grind.
Cause he bad an AZ to- grind,
Always putty shore to find
T'hs, the chap that does the favor
HAS a dull old an "a griud'
Has a rusty an "a grind
when a chap IL oVcr-kind
You kin bet your bottom dollar
Eomrthin' comm right behind'
Deacaus drop In unexpected, shakes
you cordial. both his hands.
Wants dollar for the heather out
In IuJIa's coral strands
w1uidn't thought % cnmin' near
you. wouldn't had you in his
mind
n he hadn't recaiico,ed that he had
an AK To grind
Had rusty an 10 grindi
When the dencou'H over kind
You Kin bet your bottom dollar
s,om~,hln'H GONNA right bchinfi
To your wife comes Mrs BaREies
with the latest magazine.
Then Hhe wants your wife 10 lend
her thatthefe silver soup tu-
reen.
wife Of yours could wish for read
In TIL she went and iost her
mind.
Mr=. -iiagKies wouldn't brought II TIL
che had an AZ TO grind.
Supper party aS to ETind'
when they acts 80 over kind
You kin bet your bottom dollar
somethin'a camin' hght bchindi
Nelghbor meets you on the turn
pike. gives you cheap cigar an
sayi
Minute after wants % borrow your
now buggy fer a day.
That cigar he'd smoked 70 ashes
with some others - its kind.
II your ncighbnr hadn't fingered
that he had an ak - grind.
Had n cheHp-ride AK 20 grind
when they acts 20 overland
You kin bet your bottom dollar
somethln's comm riEht behind.
So n goes with lots Of people. an
will always go. ! guessi
Folks 10 "Erlndlu" al around you.
morc'n all they daat confess.
Always niad an always wlllln' fer
Go bear you In their mind.
ssvin' up against the moment when
they'll have an ax TO grind.
IIayc rusty AK 10 grind
Always putty shore to Ind
That the chap that does the favor
Ito. n duh old ax 10 grind.
Cpresent company excepted
plcnse bear that fact IN mind
when some folks In overland
You kin bet your bottom dollar
somethiu's comm right behind.
baltimore American.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

The legislature created two new
counties. chrlan and Ferry. and al
though these chicks are only out %
the shells. they have already develop
ed pHgnaeious procisttieH Repab-
he is the temporary county scat Of
Ferry county. and weptaehee serves
In Ike manner for Chelan county.
but other towns within the new
boundary are Jealous. and declare
the question Of permanent county
seats Il by no means settled. A
lively hight Is opening up in both
new countlea
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
Horse Fell on Him.

CHEt.AN. wash. March Ito. g.
Uoag met with an accident one day
last week that VIII disable him for
aorne time. lie was riding along n
trail on n steep mountain side. some
distance up the south shore OF the
lake, when his horse slipped on the
ice and fell. Mr.. I1ong attempted TO
Jump clear Of him, but failed. The
horse fell on him. hruialnE one side
OF his face and head. and cutting
several bad Rashcs. and apparently
tearing some Of hts ribs loose. He
managed Ia rot home. but nearly
lost consciousness In the effort
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

We have as yet had very little In
formation regarding that other new
American acquisition as result OF
the American spanish war the
island % Guam. The L. $. gun
boat Bennington has been there. and
COMMANDER Tansrlg. according to
the Stars dispatches. has reported a
vtry interesting condition Of affairs,
There are eight stores a, Agatha.
the capital Of the island. one being
run b an American Game is
plentiful. thr climate salubrioss. and
altogether Il would sesn 20 be de-
iightful place Tor rusticatlng.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
a Novel Case.

GOOD GROUND. N. Y. March IL
The taing Of evidence In the case
81 Miss Leah Maud Decker the
young teacher of the Good Ground
public school who Is charged by Sey-
mnur l.. squires with having en-
couraged his ti-year-old son Joseph
In making love to her, was resumed
tonight before School Commissioner
Charles H. Howell.
The FIRST witness was Theodore
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
SIDELIGHTS ON LABOR

Convention Of coal operators at
Springfield. III. hns come 70 a har-
monlous end Pittsburg agreement
was ratified and the Scala adopted.
Western plumbers. IN convention
Mt New Orleans have decided TO buy
supplies only from association mem
hers =. ~ Murphy. Of Chicago.
has been elected president.
The Thomas Evans glass factory.
employing 25O men. has closed down
indefinitely at PittsurE.
Journeymen akers and confection-
ers, in session at Chicago. have de-
cided toaboliah the strike fund.
Pig iron has again advanced at
Plttsburg 20 Si4.i5 a ton.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
a Girls Strike.

NEW YORK. March f7--Twenty-
Ave girls employed In william Rob
erts' Handkerchief factory, Green
leaf avenue. WeBt Now Brighton. $.
T.. went out on strike yesterday
morning on account OF a cut IN their
wages. The strikers were employed
at cutters. and have been gettinsl v
cents per dozen, at which rate they
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17


The star Publishes thts evening a
revised IA of an The concerns IN the
city cagaHed Ia manufacturing in
dustries Il would be good thing
we're local consumers "a cut this list
out and past Il ap whsrc they can
sev Il whom they want 10 buy some
thing. The ieeai dealer can pur-
chase almost everything he desires
from local manufacturer. but
there are a large number Of buai.
ness men here Nghe prefer sending
east for what they want. Patron
ize home industry aud thereby not
only help yourself. but aid The gen.
eFal prosperity % the town
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
Burglary In the Future.

Course my iuekl" Missed the burr-
lar, and fled into the night.
Bear In mind, II you please. that
all crime was now disease. merely,
and all disease the work of germs.
The burgler perceived in the cellar
window. where he tried to enter, one
Of the clatest electrict automati
spraying devices, and endeavored 10
avoid II.
but fortune was against him.
A click In the dark, and almost
before he knew II he was drenohcd
was germaoide. and cured Of his
calady.--Detroit Journal.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
TO BUY

BOYS CLOTHING. THEY LOOK
FOR ABUSINELY CHEAP GAR
MENTS, EXPECTING VALUES,
THEY NEVER GET THEM.
MANY STOREK EEPERS ARE
LIKE THE PARENTS IN THIS
INSTANCE. THEY TOO FOOL
ISHLY ARE TAKEN IN ON THE
SAME SCORE In THIS CoNNEC-
TON. LET US SAY WE HAVE
pIrRPOsEBY AND nESIGNEDLY
ARRANGED TO HAVE FROM soc
TO 81 MORE PUT IN THE WORK
AND CLOTH OF ALL OUR BOYS
AND CHILpREN'S WEAR. OUR
SALES IN THIS DEPARTAi ENr
HAVE PROVEN THE WISDOM or
THIS.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

Today IL the anniversary OF the
birth q good 81. Patrick. who drove
snakes and toads out Of the Emerald
Isle. "The wearin' Of the grcea- h
generally observed By Irishmen and
their friends on this occasion
throughout the civilized world IL
Is beautiful custom. and illustrates
In q characteristic manner the pa
sriotie sentiment that lives and will
always predoninate in the breasts
OF the warm hearted sons OF Erin
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
She Wasn't at Home.

caller-Mrs DE style r. not I'm, you
say why. I saw her through the
window as came up the steps.
Servant thlandly)-sure, mum. II
was only her shadow you saw.-An-
swcrs.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

President HiIl says the Great
Northern Will not build to Portland
as long as the o. 4. 4 y. Co. re-
mains friendly. This statement
might be construed as a threat. II
looks Ike a notification 10 the o. X.
r. y. Co. that Il 1t isn't good and
generous. something viii drop.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

People coming from Alaska say
that the Americans at Atiln viii not
resist the peace esseers In entorc-
Ing the odious mining lays OF
course they won't The Americans
will wash their hands Of the whole
unjust. miserable combination. and
emigrate to feld within their own
hordara
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

Sister Ito Tommle. who has Just
been To hear a famous planlsD -
How did you enjoy the recital. Tomf
Brother--It was "a big cheat, sis:
A long haired duffer played the
piano. and nobody reeited at all
Harper's Bazaar,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
It's a Hard Job, Some Parents Think,
TO BUY

BoYs' CLOTHING FROM THE
ECON MIC STAN DPoINT.
VALUE MEANS MORE THAN AL
LuRING CHEAPNEss. VALUE
MEANS THE LONG EST SERVICE
FOR THE LEAST MONEY. a So
SUIT Is ALWAYS CHEAPER, A
BETTER VALUE THAN $50 ALL
WOOL SUIT THE TEST OF
THE GARMENT Is IN THE
WEARING. WE'VE MADE A
STUDY or BOYS WEAR AND
LAY CLAIM 10 THE REPUTA-
TION OF GIVING BETTER AND
MORE REAL VALUES THAN OUR
NEtGuBoRGNCs COMPETITORS.
TRY Us.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
BUY GOODS
At HOME
And Aid Local Man.
ufacturers.
MANY INDUSTRIES OF SElTTLE
We lead other Towns Of the same
Population as . Msnutso.
turing Center.
MANY INDUSTRIES or SEATTLE

The Eastern papers have been
prone To assert that Seattle owes
its phenomenonal boom IN the last
two years soieiY to the Alaska trade
II has since been demoBstrated that
seatile'a growth II not OF the mush-
room variety. iuasmuch as the city
has steadily developed those cie-
menis which furnish stability 10 a
eommunity--h her manufacturing in
duatrtcs
statistics furnished BY the Cham
her Of Commerce show that aehttle
has ss1 establishments devoted Co
the manufacture o. different prod
ucts- Some OF these Industries are
In their infancy and viii require alt
possible Encouragement. II Ia stated
that Sass men are ON the pay rolls
OF the various manufacturing IS.
Establishments In this city. This state.
ment has special weight when ons
compares Seattle with Other cities
Of the same size and md the city
pre-eTninentiy commercial center.
holding Its own with the eastern
their manufactures.
Duluth. With n population 81 ovet
so.tiS according 10 the latest Stats
ties obtainable. has rs establish
iuents engaged In manufacturing
employing ttts men. The following
figures are given for Duluth Wa
gra paid To employees. ss.iSa. sto. cost
Of material usei. ts.stssss. value Of
products from factories. Rges. Tis
Hoboken. ". j.. with 50 popuia-
,ion. has -. soe. 40 invested In manu-
factories against seattie's q. 80. 5os.
Seattle also leads Hoboksn In several
other important items. Los Angeles.
second city IN sixe and Importance
In California. fats below seattie's
statistics In several Items. Append
Ell In a classified list of seattis's I'M
dustrics. furnished by Secretary r.
Prnreh. % the Chamber % Com
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

Uncle sam win soon be having a.
many general officers in his army
and navy as spain possesses. unless
the pruning knife Is welded very
soon. We have been making fun
At poor old Comes down In Cuba.
because he claimed an army Of 60
zoe. half Of whom were officers. but
Il now looks as though that witty In
surgent viii yet have a chance 10
come IN On the last and best laugh.
The judge advocate general Of the
navy has decided that bureau chiefs
are entitled to rank aud title Of rear
admlrals The time may come when
an American admiral wiz have 20
distinguish his position by the word
land or water" az the ease may
he. on his calling card.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
A Saccharine Meet.

Miss Vira \. Farnaworth, suPcrln-
tendent Of the University sunday
school. gave the school augar-cat
Friday uight.-springneld Nepubli-
Gun.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17
HUMOR OF THE DAY

Hello. there. is that Pekln. Chi
ma
Yes"
This Is italy. We demand slice
Of China. San Mum bag viii do to
begin WITH
"Go and sit a reputation. Ring
oni"-P1ttsburg Chronicle Dispatch.
Applicant (for position OK office
boyI.-My terms Is 81 a week and 80
per cent. Off.
Business WHAT 20 per cent
of for cash.
Applieant--Oh. no; for baseball
Judge.
Tho greatest flight o. wild geese
known iu many years In the south
erp part or the start Is now on. For
days plgi these harbinvers Of apring
have brru maHsiug tine biz prairies
eastward Ia Illinois as far rs the
OIaw river, where they rest at
nlgift and spread out over the green
fields to feed IN the day time. From
the BLUM az Aion, on the east side.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

n the dealers OF NeattIe VII pro
serve this list and when they want
an article buy from the home manu-
faeturer they will be treating the
town properly and at tho same time
aiding their own umness. One man
who represents local MANUFACTURING
concern says that many dealers here
send east for articles they could buy
In this city.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

The spring viii come again. deal
friends.
That Is It's uauai way.
IL comes and goes a deEcn times
BEFORE u comes TO stay.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

I'm going to quit; our boss Is too
tyrannical,"
What's the matter nowf"
Hes made rule that no clerk
shall wear a mustaehe during busl-
mesa hours"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

There's no fool like the old man
who marriea young woman"
Il don't know; there's there's the
young woman whe mafrics the old
man Chicago Record.
Love tapped at fair Myrtlila'a door:
The damsel weht In sorrow sore,
How could she heariecn with content
When all her set was keeping Lent
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

PREF. Hllnker IL fluent taIker.
isn't heT''
Fluent He told me all about the
proper policy Tor the Philippines.
the way 20 secure the diseatabiis-
ment Of the church Of England. aud
the best solution Of the Chinese quew-
ton all In ten minutes"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

Poor NIr Punk said he'd die n
you didn't consent to our marriage"
Don't you he scared. he'll hustle
around and md some other place TO
set his board"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

Premier SaEasta has resigned. IL
Il now In order for the Spanish gov
eminent to h9al him up for sur
rendering 10 the enemy galveston
News.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

see1e are seen In thousands, The
tafmsrs are M 10 arms and the local
huntetw are out with arhs of all
Kinds making fat bags Of the hig
game birds. nelSaik tilll Chron.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

80 you regard this idea 81 pres
crvluR beef with chemicals as an cx-
ploded faiiacy1"
Il do" anHwered the army officer.
And there's no telling yet Just how
many people have been hurt by the
explosion. ~ Washington Star.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

Biow. breezy Marehl Thy cold. cold
winds
Move no glrts soul 10 fear
Each dives In closets dark 10 ind
shirt waists she wore last year.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

Il didn't tell her until after the
wedding that had had four wlven."
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

"Aiy present wife had three hua.
hands, 80 she thought she could man
naa me-
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

Boston reports fatal fire result
ing from a iady's attempt 10 light
her pipe. neston ladies' will do well
10 stick 90 browning .-PhiladclphiA
North American.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

whats the matter between you
and your neighbour"
To lnsipid. There's n man you
couldn't set into al argument " you
told him that he inspired the Oar
winlan theory Detroi, Free
Press.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

Pig iron has again advanced at
Plttsburg 20 gi4.i5 a ton.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1899-03-17

Jingle~Today saw a man rails.
ing a glass OF beer TO his lips.
called To- him TO stop. spoke three
words TO him. and instead Of drink
ing " he dashed Il 10 the ground.
splintcriuE the glass into a thou
sand pieces.
nInEic-My stars You must be
a second John n Cough for eio-
quence. What did you say TO him
JinEle--I said. That's non-unlon
beer. New York keckiy.