The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1899-04-20
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/ was enthusiastically received In
court circles. She-What was the
charge against yonI
MY husband suffers terribly from
the cold" do you really think ne
feels it more than other people, or does
he only make more fuss about II ?
He-Have you read Kipling's Depart
mental Dltties2 She You don't mean
10 tell me that he has taken up the De
partment stores? What wont he try
next: Cincinnati Enquirer
II suffered nearly all night from IN
somnia.' said the drummer I'd bel
YOU two dollars" roarcd the country
landlord. That they amt one OF EN- IN
my house" indianapolis Journal.
Were you ont in al that RAIN asked
The Clifton girl mo" said the young
woman from Boston. Il was merely IN
the portion OF the rain that descended
In nv immediate vicinity. Cincinnati
Enquirer.
Mr. J.-What would you suggest. doc.
tor. for insomnlaf DR.. Pillsbury-l
would suggest that you attempt to sit
up with a sick man and give him his
medicine every hour for few nights
Leslle's Weekly.
Actress Marie (exctedlyl = They
found man under the bed in room six
teen last night. Actress Ethel-And
only think, Marie, we could have had
that room and got our names in The
newspapers.-Judge.
do you mean TO assert that you new
er saw an honest horse race inquired
the sportsman. well" answered Mr..
Corntossel Il reckon the boss was hon
est enough: but | alters will have my
s'plclons about the Jockeys"
lie had just finished Il fairly good
dinner which the housewife had set be
fore him. and rose to go. But" she
protested. you said you'd saw wood.
Not at all. madam" he replied; Il said
| saw wood. Chicago Post.
on board ship wife was trying TO
comfort her seasick husband and
change the current OF his thoughts
Darling. has the moon come up YETI
she asked ut has, II swallowed IT,"
was the weak-yoiced reply.-Western
Medical Review.
Foreign Visitor (proudly)-In my
country we have one law for prince
and pauper. American Host Same
way here. 1t doesn't matter whether
Il nun Is beggar or a millionaire. he's
got TO obey the law, unless he's got
pull.-New York Weekly.
Fond Parent What is the matter.
Bobby You don't generally keep ON
crying after your father has given you
n beating. Bobby--I know II. But he
says I've got to sit down and think It
over. Before. I've always stood up
and forgotten it.-Tife.
Mr.. Muchblest-Yes. doctor. have
a frlghtful cold: but what did you say
was your special method Of treatment?
Physlcian-We strike at the cause or
origin Of the trouble. Mr.. Muchblest--
That's odd. Anyhow, you'll find the
baby in the other ROOM Brooklyn Life.
He had come upon her doing In her
hammock, and when she woke up she
accused him of stealing kiss. WELL"
Will admit that the temptation was
too strong to be resisted. / did steal
one little kiss" "Oner she exclaimed,
Indignantly: Il counted eight before
woke Chicago Post.
Butler, recently engaged by a newly
fiedged millionaire: AT what hour
would you wish to dine, sirf' Mill
lonaire-At what hour do the best peo-
pie dine? Servant depressing smilel
oh, they dine at different times, sir.
Millionaire Good. Then | also Will
dine at different tines
Miss Easte End They tell me you
naughty Chicago men always take adj
vantage Of the tunnel when You ride
through II. Mr.. Buster Yes, gener-
ally do. Miss Easte End And do you
really kiss girls You don't know? Mr..
Bluster-Kiss girls? | don't kiss any
girl. pass plugged quarters ON the
conductor.
This" said the police judge. the
other morning. is one OF the most ag-
gravated cases OF assault and battery
every brought to my official notice.
How could big ablebodled man like
you strike a deaf mutef" do yous
zane that he could n'ather sp'ake nor
h'areT' That's precisely what
mean" 'gfhin, sor. ply the dlyll didn't
he say soY'-Detroit Free Press.
Rev. DR.. Howley My dear sir. am a
minister of the Gospel, and, as | intend
preaching a sermon against the stage
l thought would ask you for a ticket
OF admission TO your show, In order
that | might see for myself the extent
Of this great immortality. Manager (to
ticket seller Charlie. give the doctor
a seat In the orchestra. and charge Ii &c
advertising. Harlem Life.
LADY, am going to give a ball. ant
I want you to polish this floor. DO yol
thoroughly understand your business
Pollsher-Well, madame, you inquire
at the majors up the street. On hi
ballroom floor, the last party he gave
six people broke their legs before l.
O'Clock, and an old gentleman broke hii
neck down the stairs. 1t was /. ma
dame, who polished that Door ana
staircase.