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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26
DR.. TuPPER's UNIQUE PRAYER
An Incident of the Exposition Open
ing Which Surprised the Vast Audi
anea in the Auditorium.


ing Which Surprised the Vast Audi
ence in the Auditorium.
Philadelphia, Sept. 19.-The prayer
offered up by Rev. DR.. Upper at the
inaugural ceremonies was unique in
it's brevity, and when he had COM
pleted the single sentence of the in
vocation and retired the audience was
somewhat uncertain as to whether that
was all of it. The prayer complete was
as follows:
Lord! we ask Thee to let Thy face
shine upon this glorious day. Amen. "
This has only been surpassed in
brevity by the prayer of the late Ly-
man Beecher at a Boston dinner, when
he invoked the Divine blessing in the
following laconic words: Lord, bless
the victuals," and sat down. But Mr.
Beecher had been compelled to wait q
long time for the beginning of the re-
past. DIR. Upper did not have this
incentive.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

Father (from head of stairs)-Bessie
If that young man doesn't go pretty
soon he will miss the last car.
Bessie Gin parlor(-Thats all right
papa. He likes to walk.-New York
journal
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26
The ORIGIN Of Masanra.

China claims to have originated mns-
sage treatment According to long time
Chinese ideas, life is entirely dependent
on ''air currents, p which are designat-
ed as the primary aura of the organism.
So long, then, as the body is permeated
by the air current it is proof against
disease, and the object of physical ex-
ercise is to circulate the air current
To effect this the Chinese system is di-
vided into three periods, each period
occupying a hundred days, the first
period commencing at the time of the
new moon.
The patient must rise at 4 O'Clock In
the morning and walk outside his house,
taking seven deep inspirations, and i'm
mediately after this two youths who
have been specially trained commence
a gentle friction all over the body,
starting over the cardiac area. At the
time of full moon further set Of in
spiratory exercises are taken. Later on,
in the second period, the various parts
Of the body are rubbed with wooden
planks until the muscles are hardened,
and it is not until the hardening takes
place that the real physical exercises
are taken. Between the fifth and sixth
month is the period of greatest activity,
the European dumbbell being replaced
by large sacks filed with stones 1t is
in the third period that the back mus
Giles are chiefly exercised. Chicago
Chronicle
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

His Wife-And what did she say
when you offered her $13 a month?
The Suburbanite- told me con
temptuously they got as much as that
In the army.-Brooklyn Life
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mag
netic, full of life, nerve and vigor, take No-To-
Bac, the wonder worker, that makes weak men
Strong All druggists, soc or 81. Cure guaran-
teed Booklet and sample free. Address
sterling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

There is Biblical proof of the fact
that gloves have been worn 5000
years. The first mention Of them is
made in the book Of Ruth.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

It is the advice of connoisseur in
teas to buy the leaves in considerable
quantity. Tea preserved in a chest
keeps and increases its favor.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26
NJ Office OF SETTLEMENT.

ESTATE OF FRANKLIN LIGHToAP.
Notice is hereby given that the accounts of
the subscribers, executors of Franklin Light
cap, late of the county OF Burlington, deceas-
ed, will be audited and stated by the Surro-
gate, and reported tor settlement and allow
ance to the Orphans Court OF said county, at
a term to be held on October 10, 1899.
SARAH LIGHTCAP,
Aug. IS, 1899. STACY G. PRoKErT.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

The carrier pigeon was in use by the
state department of the Ottoman en-
pire as early as the fourteenth CEN
turv.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

The highest inhabited place in the
world is the customs house of Anco-
marca, in Peru. it being 10000 feet
above the sea.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

The cemeteries around London cover
1000 acres, and the land they occupy
represents capital of 100000, 900.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

At the Strozzi palace. in Rome, there
is book made of marble. the leaves be-
ing of marvellous thinness 1
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

To Cure Constipation Forever.
Take Cascarets Candy Cathartic 10c or 25c
II z. Q. C. fail to cure, druggists refund money
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

If you have no success, get some grapes
and suck seed.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26
Ladies Can Wear Shoes

In his wooing, the lawyers brief should
be short and sweet.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

Educate Your Bowels With Cascarets.
Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever.
10c, 25c If C. G. c. fail, druggists refund money.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

Speaking of animals as race, the giraffe
wins by neck
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

By almost constant overcovering day
and night for successive generations the
skin has by degeneration adapted itself
to its reduced requirements. From birth
to senile death we are much overcov-
cred. That full and vigorously de-
veloped skin is a desideratum will be
generally conceded. The tendency is for
ours to degenerate to a tissue paper
consistency. The exquisite structure of
the skin at once indicates its impor-
lance as one of the organs of the body
A homely showing of that functional
power which can be developed in the
skin is indicated by the story Of the In
dian. Being almost naked and yet APP
parently quite comfortable in inclement
weather he was asked why he did not
seem to suffer and be made i'll by the
exposure. he replied "White man s
face no pain no sick Indian all face. "
By this excessive covering our periph-
eral nerves are too intensely impressed
by caloric changes. our capillary blood
system too feebly and incompletely de-
veloped to battle most successfully with
heat, disease and traumatic impressions
Its muscular fat and connective tissue
substance are all too deficient and de-
fective for our greatest comfort and
welfare. All its functional powers have
been reduced. Yet seldom is heard
cry to develop the skin. PHILADELPHIA
Medical Journal
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1t may require cheek to make bras
band, but it also requires Clip.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

Clean blood means clean skin. No
beauty without it. Cascarets, Candy Cathar-
tic clean your blood and keeI, it clean, by
stirring up the lazy liver and driving ali i'm
Danish pimples, boils, blotches, blackheads.
and that sickly bilious complexion by taking
Cascarets, beauty for ten cents. All drug.
glsts' satisfaction guaranteed, Zoe, 25c, SOC.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26
DEADLY FoE To INsEcTs

The wireless telegraph may pass with
out ticket
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How Are Your Kidnevss
DR.. Hobbs Sparagus Pills cure all kidney ills Sam.
pie free. Add Sterling Remedy Co, Chicago Or N "
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DON'T Tohncco snit anal s,noEe Yonr Iisa Amor

The successful balloonlst is trained up
in the way he should 90.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

An uncomfortable frame of mind is often
covered with guilt.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26
Drink Grain-O

Sweets to the sweet-a box of candy to
a pretty girl.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

The girl with beau naturally has {
kind fellow feeling for him.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

Tommy-And locket is little lock
and bracelet little brace and chap
let a little chap, papa a-Jewelers'
Weekly.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26

Lefthandedness is always birthright.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1899-09-26
Announcements

When their piano music is marked
'forte, . some girls play like sixty.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-11-11

HASNA says that he will hold out
the Hanna Mckinley collar a few
days and that after proper time for
repentance is given TO ioar Boutells,
sherman, Edmonds, Reed. Nelson.
Bushnell. Mason, Hale, McKlssou aud
other reealcitrent Repub leans and 10
they do not don the brand the day Of
grace will be Withdrawn and the place
AZ the right hand of the select where
they were won't 60 sit will know them
no more forever aud they shall wan
der up and down the by places as a
bcggar wanders la search Of food. and
they shall hnd II not
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-11-11

Mrs. O H.P Belmont is one OF those
who believe that patriotism iikc
charity should begin at home. In re-
fusiu. to subscribe 20 "a hospital ship
to boz sent to Che Trausvaa' Sire Bcl-
mont does NOT owe Euglaud loss but
our soldiers in che Philippine more.
After thc latter have had a'l their
wants supplied &c viii be ample slime
for American women by taeir con
trihution 20 equip hospital hip ior
she soldiers of the riches. cation 10
the worl
This acrion on the part Dc Mrs Bel
mont will receive resp usive yea
from every true woman iu America
Endowed with ample wealth and an
opportunity 10 make her name famous
over Europe, she declines the prof
fered adulation aud conGues her char
ity at home until our own soldiers la
the Philippines are provided for. when
Il viii be time enough 60 give Amer
lean charity 20 the soldiers of the
fransvaal
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-11-11

Paul Gilmore will play n'Artagnan
Ia his magnificent production q the
"MusketeoTs" al the Mckeunon opera
house November 2Otb. Judging by
the reports Of the New 81 ork aud east
ern press we are 90 have the best pro.
duction of this Dumas romance now on
the boards The wonderful success OF
beerbohm Trees product on 10 Lon.
don last season led young Gilmore TO
make similar effort on tnis side Of
the water. i. has co aim a fortune
and has placed him a. ,he very head
Of romantic acting ia America The
success thus far this season has been
phenomenal lie IS 90 have the same
elegant scenery, gorgeous costumes
and the same strong company shat
rcated such stir iu New York City
last spring.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-11-11

This Is about be most c1warily pc
sition any mon could take Poiygamy
must be protected because the island
ers who practice 10 arc powerful men
and religion. ianatiu.' II thoy were
weak men then probably 3churman
would probably think that Dolygamy
on ,hese islands ought 20 be abolished
But they are not weak men They
will fight Z their polygamy Lnd,
therefore, IL Is quite Che proper thing
In this land u the free and home Of
the free 70 protect polygamy and sub
sidize the holders OF slaves
But schurman says that The slavery
OF Sulu isn't really slavery. you know
it's just little example o. mild
type OF feudal bondago
Wy all means. 60 tine advice OF
Schurman be taken, do aot Interfere
with po'ygamy because che mcn OF
sulu will tight sor it, aud a. fora little
"feudai bondage what does that
amount 90 among friends
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-11-11

The Santa he Route has issued a
limited edition OF handsome six.
months' calendar, July 10 Dcccm Der,
comprising six color reproductions.
sxii inches each. % Bur6anka cele-
brsted Pueblo Indian portraits, which
we're this seasons art sensation and
have hitherto only been reproduced in
Brush and Pencil AttrActively bound
with engraved cover representing an.
oient Aztec calendar stone Obtainablc
for a5 cents az Atchison. Topeka &
santa Re railway local ticket ohice
Only few copies left Call early.
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TUX Chicago News is ungAliant
enough 10 get oG this. 'Polygamy ia
the Sulu islands, where it is rccog
nized institution, is, of course. a sub
ject 10 be handled with the ltmos
care II is question, however that
may solve itself after tho ladies' OF
Sulu learn Partisan fashions FOR there
arc presumsb y but few men ia sulu
who could long stay prosperous with
from three 20 iifteen wivea clamorinR
for new spring bonneta.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-11-11

SENATOR CHAuNcEY DErEw has fouf
out that boss Platt. who made him
enator, Is not The whole thing 10
Washington. and he doesn't rejoice
over the knowledge. Plat compelled
Depew 10 join him In making a dght
upon the acceptance by the treasury
department Of plans for the New York
istom house, chosen In open compc
tition by committee Of architects, ,
and endorsed by the New York aud
Philadelphia branches of the Amcri
can Institute Of Architects, not be
cause be knew of any defect ia the
plans, but because the successful COM
retitor was Mr.. Cass Gilbert, Of Chica.
so, end not a New York machine poll
tician. Secretary Gage. 90 hls credit
be- it recorded, refused 10 be innuenc-
ee by political pressure and decided Ia
favor Of the report Of the committee
of architects This was Mr Dspcw's
hrst taste OF thc humble pie. aud 10 be-
could control his own actions 10 might
be bis last, but having agreed befo e
being elected senator to do everything
In a political way that Plat asked
him 90, IL probably will not be.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-11-11

The Muskctecr which M Gii.
more 10 presenting al The Bilou che
ater this week has been a big success
Mr.. Gilmore Is as delightful aud unas-
suming in conversation o. he is pleas
ing in "D'Artagnau lie says This
is my second season as = star was
fairly successful in romantic roles
from the start A. the beginning OF
last season became imbued with the
starring idea aud took out The Dawn
of Freedom with nay own company
10 was a military iplay and was sue.
cessful, but in Chicago disaster cane
All the scenery and az mV pr0pcrtg
was burned up aud Z lost everything 4
nad The production had cost me
$1,000 Wen, about that time The
Three Muskctccrs craze was getting
broad in the land, and 10 was my sam
billion 90 give the play this season
When ! found Z had to begic AN over
again I thought ] might a. well take
time by the forclock and so az
ranged my production ~ The Mus
Retoers and hilcd my remaining dates
of last season with it. lt has ueeu
succ success that I will retain
season. had not hoped ior such sac
cess from the beginning
81 shall also p ay the Dawn or1 g.
and lntcud early in the new g..- .
produce a hue comedy now I.e.
written for me '-fittsburg -a
May 2sth
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scRnRmtN,A RErnRr

Rr-sident Mckinley secured a con
vert 40 imperialism and an advocate
of Poiygamy and slavery when ho ap
poin tsd Or. schurmAn president OF the
PhiNippine commission "a his report
SShurmRu admits that the twin relies
~ barberism have been placed under
the protection OF the dag OF this ma
tieu, aud defends this by the old argu
meat Of oppressors, namely, cxpcdi.
cucg
spcaking OF the suiu islAnds schur.
tnaa says;
e're attempt 10 inserfere with the
rchgion OF this people would procipi
tute one % the bloodiest wars In which
this country has ever been engaged
Theg are . different race physically
and me ntally from the residents Of
tae Nisayan islands, powerful men
ala4 religious fanatics Of the most pro
nnuured type, who care nothing for
death and believe that the road 70
heaven can be attained by killing
ctg.etians. Polygamy is part Of
tEeH religion, and slavery, about
Whish 30 much Is being said just now
y a mild type Of ieudal bondage
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-11-11

10 Is but q step from the sdhNme %
The ridiculous yet there are few come.
ciaus who eau take that step without
falling down or overstcpping the mark.
Alba Haywood is one of the few and
there b probably 20 comedian today
Who can write comic parody oe rcn
der 10 with more success han ne Ills
iaicst, o. The sun hine % Paradise
Alley before aud alter taking. IL
simply side splitting. in clear, sweet
voice, ana Win beautiful expression.
he sings o verse Of the original catchy
ballad, aud during the applause and
while The intcrlucc Is being play' a
cpmph hte'y mctamOrphoscs lhmself
into vCritahie nigh toned cher
poguc tupper blood aud thr Moon
shine of raif - dice Aii,y that fol
lows bamss descriut On Every rne
ana every be of busirrf, aud action is
comedy He o. supporiei bY an exec.
lent company aud will bc tren al she
Mckcnnon opera house Sa urdsy.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-11-11

norE REED CoDY Is Head aud 20.
morrow he will be laid away "A the
little graveyard oE the ban at Naper
viilc, he was a victim of lhe times -
a sacrifice % all work aud no pay As
a good fellow iu Che aighest aud
broadest use Of che term Hope Reed
Cody viii be remembered BY those
who knew him beet. llis escutcheon
Is without a hlcmish He lived the
clean, useful, hurried life of Chris
tian American gentleman and burned
out before reaching the age 90 g0.-
Chicago News
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SUBSCRIPTION. RATES.
SATURDAY, Nov n, 1890.



when the debris from Tuesdays
clcctious is cleared away u will take
maE with an elastic mind 10 convert
the rrturnB. excepting only Iowa into
an endorsement of the presidents
Phlnp pine policy and his administra
TIM. His own state did not endorse
him ~ more than $4,000. n be can
accsPt "a a. an endorsement he 10 wei
came % e. In Nebraska he was ropu
dated by large majority Of all the
votes cast. In Iowa alone can u be
clailn cd truthinlly that he aud his ad
miuiGiration received al Endorsement
by a clear majority OF the popular
voir. a. il true the Republicans car
ried Ohio. but II was with big minor
ity Of al the votes cast against them.
legally they carried the state, but
morally they did not; and at best Mr.
McKinley and his friends can only
claia tn endorsement even Ia bis own
state. through the machinery Of the
las. aud not by the freedom oi the
voter.
whag OF Massachusett,9 With loss
os zoro than se 900 from the vote Of
Isrs. where Is the endorsement OF the
imperialism and militarism OF Mo Me.
KiHicy and his Administrat on9 II an
cnaogs cmcnt at all, Il Is an endorse
meat without the votes TO show H.
The returns from Kansas as they
sloWly come In are converting original
Reps bhcan claims into defeat, while
ia More than sixty counties the falling
oH from the last state vote runs from
ip 30 5 per cent, showing beyond dis
putc thAt had the canvass been made
ou thc same lines as that Ia Nebraska,
Where The president aud his imperial
istic policy was the sole issue. the re-
putafion would have been as over
vhci ming.
tu Maryland, although the Demo
cr1ts did not care 20 make national
issn cs thc subject of chief controversy
betroen the parties, they were forced
Into tte campalgn by the Republican
uratova and a powerful effort put forth
a. uoupcl an endorsement, but enc rc
puetntlou was even greater than Zoo
Ncstsska, aud Maryland proudly ne
cute the Democratic column
Tha Toss in the Republican vote in
pennsr rlvania, New NorK and other
sfaps and municipalities from that Of
two gears ago shows clearly the drift
of dsr sentiment OF thc people in ne
gard O. militari.m aud imperialism
aud Ia matters not that majority Of
ths Ropublican candidates In the
pluce named were elected, their votes
were ao greatlg under the usual ma
icTitics as 10 make Il clear that there
Il a Tremendous Republican following
Throughout the country not in sympa
thy sgith the president and his policy
au4 Who are fast drifting away from
the party.
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Better Be Wise
Than Rich.

Wise people are also rich
Svhen they kno1V a perfect
remedy for all annoying dis
eases of the blood, Kidneys,
iDer and bogUels. II Is
Hoods SarSapariiia. tUhich
Is perfect ia rs action. II so
regulates the entire system as
TO bring vigorous health. 1t
never diSappoinfS.
Rheumatism 9Fy mother. eighty
wars cd. has rcceiDcd much benefit from
ttkiag Hoods SsssaplrAa for .teura-
hsvi. and recommend Hoofs 10 others"
Agnes D. D,rby. Ja~icstow1. " Z
Catarrh in Head w hugafe,
Rad cafsrrh IN fhc head and Hood's Sd,-
sapArAa cured n. We fake n a. 6lood
medicine and fonr and keeos % tveg al
SUMNER. Ms. Ed. Peterson. Kibbey. Morf.
New life - a sprdrg tons and
Mood purifier Hoods Ssssapaens otcr.
ooriss that tired feeling and g-ves or
zIhois family neSD Efc." I'm. Rrcsi.
5IJ 5fh Ace, Peoria. M
Grip Cold "SHy boy Asd ie,rible
ertp cold and tOss Desy much -iu soun.
HooSs SasSapasina made rim 1jsgs
ProvUtng Strone and Fcshy NJ Thos.
S. Osborn. No-tpafk. q.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1899-11-11

Alba Heywooo's Bi.Chloride OF Fun
viii cure everything, except iatoxica
ton, Ihroats examined while You
laugh Wells extracted while you
wait Tie treats the entire system
through the eye and ear. No pain.
except Ia the side 40 Comp" con
sultaton. His jokes are extra dry
but Mr. Haywood will act a. guide
~ show you the points" OF interest.
Tie is supported by an excellent com
pany 10 ia hoped you will arrange
matters 20 see this attraction aud De
pleased FOR ever after.