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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-12-20
RAILROADS..
PENNSYLVANIA
RAILROAD.

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u
STATIONS foo, Of West Tweny-thlrd Street and Des-
brosses and Cortlandt Streets .
E9The leaving time from Desbrosses ana
CortInndt Streets IL Ave minutes later 'h"n
that Given below for Twenty-third street
station. except where otherwise noted.
TOO NJ FAST MAIL-Lmited to Two s5i,ss paI'es
Cars New York 70 Pittsbgrs Sleeping car Fi''S'"S
Sss EAST FINEPIflif sRe iS
For s'epns Dnns os sSa
!.didnap.Ii., kSasyiIle. s: LOUIS. o,,s vvpprss-
For Louisville 0Ia cncinnatD. indianapolis Chicago
6.5S ?. VI. WESTERN ExPREss-For Chicago. For
1855 p. " 'P ssorUT'HHwSEsrERy ExPREss-ror Pits
7S5 Gi r IT. nf PnefSIc S s. F ans
Ro@e FSr Knqss daily via sasrda
$50 r. VI MAIL AND EXPRESS .Pql,ms,n s P1f's.
ouig' ana points West daily except sunday No S'aes~
WASHINGTON AND THE SOUTH.
1856 SIS s55 1910 CDesbrosses and Cortlandt streets
o2V Dining cAq 1923 Dining csr5 a. "a H 3; ..co SS
as Dining Carr a55 Dining car; g2S 2 n; i2 mo
25S g coassessiona LIN ii FsIlo, and nd, pi1p e
s6gTHERN RAIi.WAr-Express. 1875. 42S m. 1910
NoRFoLK AND WESTERN RAMwAY.-FOr Memphis
ATLtNTic co1sT ET i SSa SIS a. M and
9.25 daily
CHESAPEAKE & OHIO RArLwAY.-7.6S a. m. week.
days and 355 D. N. daily.
FOR OLD PoTNT COMFORT and NoRFoLK.-7.55 a. m
weekdays and SIS 3. daily
ATLANTIC CITY.-155 p IN. weekdays. through
vestibuled Train Buffet Paror Cars Passenger Coach
and Combined coach.
f for poSs On NsS Sr HS Ss Branch Railroad from
West Twenty-third Street station. $50 A. M. l2.o.
325. and 4.5j p. m. Sundays 80 a. m, 4 30 p. m
from Desbrosses and Cortandt Streets, 800 a. m,
1880. $40. and 10 p m. Sundays 945 a. M DID = M
FOR PHILADELPHIA.
6l0 Desbrosses and Cortlandt Streets. Goo rs. 7oo
s25. $50. 925 (95J Penna. Limited 1910 Desorosses
and Corandt Streets, 1920 Dining Car, 1850 DINING
Carr, ll55 m. 1855 2i0 (Desbrosses and Cortlandt
Streets 200 255, 32J 355, %. 42j DINING carr, 453
Dining Can 800 Dining Can 10 50 20 p m.
u 10 night sundays. $40. s.25. SOB 92J, 300 Linn
ited) 800. 1879 Dining can a: NJ l. 80. l55 dining
Car). 32, 31. 10 dining Carr. 4JJ DINING Caf).
555 Dining carr. 10 5. -. 9.25 n; IL 10 night
Ticket Offices Nos 46l ga, 1893 1854 ILL., and POI Broad
way Astor House West Twenty-third Street station:
and stations foot Of Desbrosses and Cogandt Streets
Court Street, $50 Fulton street 9s Broadway and
Pennsylyanla Annex station, Brooklyn; station, Jersey
City The New York Transfer Company vii call for
and check baggage from hotels and residences through
10 destination
Telephone .9il Eighteenth Street for Pennsylvania
Railroad Cab Service.
J. B. HUTCHINSON. r. r. WOOD,
General Passr Agent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-12-20
6urroaate's Notices.

TN PURSUANCE Of an order OF Hon. James NJ
Il Varnum. a Surrogate 81 the County OF New York.
notice hereby all having Gains against
tsyevn TIarbeck Aunm Ordt OF the County OF New
York deceased present the with vouchers thereof
N the bscrbers at their place OF transacng business
AT the oco OF Richards Brown. No. 62 William Street
I'm The Borough Il Manhattan, City Of New York. on or
before the 10th day OF April next -
DATED New York the third day OF October. 1899.
CLEMENT ARNOLD AUFFM ORDT.
HENRY CACHARD, Executors.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-12-20
DELAWARE. LhcKAWAuHA & Western
WEST SHORE .R.R,

Trains leave Franklin st. Station, n. Y. followa
and Is m later from foot OF w. aga St: .
sI2,d5 p NJ CONTINENTAL LIMITED. for Detroit
Chicago and ST. Louis Dining Car.
.6,I5 p NJ, Chicago and ST. Louis Limited.
tStOO y. ~ Buffalo and Niagara Falls Express
.0:I5 p. NJ. Detroit and Chicago Express
.Daly. Except Sunday.
Timetables at principal hotels and Offices: Baggage
checked from hotel OF residence by Wescos Express
O. e LAMBERT General Passenger Agent. n. Y.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-12-20
THE STATE OF TRADE.

Buffalo Dec. i9.-spring wheat dull but firm; No 1
hard 707sc; No Northern. 7sc; No Northern. 72hc.
Winter wheat nominal No 2 red, 7l1zc; NO white.
yellow, 37l4c; No yellow. S5i.c No corn 3tsc;
rbs osa a2gc: No white 2sg2shc No white. 27lsc;
No . mixed 26a q27c: No mixed 26lsc. Rye sellers
are Offering No at SOC No at 5sc in store. Flour
steady. -
chicago Dee 1g-The leading futures ranged fol-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-12-20
NAVAL STORES.

slightly easier tone noted for spirits tupentine
but the closing tone steady. Demand moderate.
offerings not large Resin was steady for high grades
and firm low grades Tar and pitch steady, with only
fair jobbng demand. Quotations follow:
TAR-Regulars So %: do OIL bbls. 81 30.
SPIRITS NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. - . . .,
RosiN-C'ommon 10 good strained 81 As: E. 81 90; F,
81 G5 G, 81 20; H. 81 I0 81 20; X 81 3d. NJ sZSo ~
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-12-20
FOR PHILADELPHIA.
CENTRAL R. R. OF new JERSEY.

Anthracite coal used exclusively
Stations in New York foot % Liberty St.
and south Ferry Whi zen. yy 81 e., Il,
the as ff0o On I aDd a s NoT b 1853 n'
For Ea.,on Bethlshem AiientoEn,' MaucS Chunk as.
ssS ' No s: . Ga'!% sso 800 Nv
M For Skfs'rs sand 1'a spd s?an'0n $40
o FSr Rsad G g and H%r'1urF at 100 40. 500
s7so RsaSns) sl2is night sSnaay y. :, 3;
Reading P NJ AL Ills Rail I,ihi ROUTE.
c.s3SNs r Red dnf Sw on dSyS sas
: a js :@s s "a 1910 fob 'S E;' to Rf R.s fsss
SSf sHTssSSs z i m ', o . ...s
A. H. sii5 5 S' 1E syi sPa cP, o
lHAeh0''' only P VIA i s MxTiw Van: A. NJ
For stations between Atlantic Highlands and East Ions
b Nh 40 1sa aFs'HS; Sas
only p NJ sOn1 VIZ i BRaxc npoRTT T. NJ
f, SsT,s s5 East % pf s M :C nf HsA''''
ROYAL BLUE LINE.
FOR PHILAfR TS1AsaiAcT BALTIMORE AND q
From q loot - q e Li5er rsg s. c,r,
g;Ss sf Bls sfs csr go bSya Blue Iat:s
90 ap.ss B Sa5 r. E @ Goo SSSer s$.
!soS "a. 4 90 ,a .ssq s'o '''' Sundays
w: s s RarYf f'I s;,iy
sy;s ls5sS S st. - ssiu%6a.
s ss0 .M R York O. 's s ~ S s:s
baggage from hotels or residences to destination.
.EFo% E soS!R Ferry s 09 aye minute, earlier
aFrOm south Ferry at $40 4. y.
sFTom s South F Esrry q, s s:iS
lf From south south Ferry at SEQ p Il
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-12-20

SPOT cotton closed steady, with quotations nnenahsea
he basis Of 7jkc for middng upland and i@tc Tor
rsdrg GUN Total sales 300 bales southern spot mar
Ees officially reported by wire as ioo%s say
quiet ana easv AZ Tisc Charleston nominal az ltc.
Wilmington steady TIC, Norfolk nominal 1 1iL
lover a. Nc Baltimore nominal &c lower al I'sC,
Memphis du &c lower, az TIC The export movement
iologs: ,
Great Britain. France. Continent
TTSS-ay .........., 1921 1921 10 z S7s
Thus Ear mis- season...... 937 226 4O6.O3l 1OOl9S
naed receipts to-morrow at New-Ofieahs sas
% 1900 bales against BOSS last week Ana soo -
a. yta Estimated receipts at Houston were eoO 70
woo taes sgsirs G2 last week and 1920 last year
,ses'pn the ports and interior points TO-DAY COM
T@'oa VIA ne anne day last week and last year
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-12-20
STOCK IN HAND.

ROsln, bbls....
Tar. bbs. -'
Charleston Dec. l9-Turpentne firm at 4sc. Resin
firm unchanged
Savannah Dec 19.-Turpentine firm, 4sisc; receipts
134 bbls sales 500 bbls exports 30 bbls. Rosn hrm'
unchanged receipts 704+ bbs sales 1854 bols; exports
900 bbls.
wilmington Dec. 19.Turpentlne steady 4SgiS &c; re
ceipts a. casks Rosn firm, 81 l0qSl 5 receipts, lsS
bills Crude turpenne firm, 81 5OGs2 so; receipts IL
bbls. Tar quiet. 81 %. receipts. s2S bbls.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-12-20
CN7TU SAMUEL SIN pursuance of an or

SMITH, SAMUEL S.-IH pursuance OF III OF
- der o, Hon James VI. varnum. a Surrogate Of the
County York Notice IS hereby given TO all persons
having claims Samuel s. Smith. late Of the
Count OF New York deceased. TO present the with
vouchers thereof tho subscriber his place OF trans
acting business office OF David H. Taylor No. i20
Broadway in the City OF New York. Borough OF Man
haitian on or before the list day Of June next.
dated New York, the 10th day OF November 1898,
N LOUIS @. SMITH, Executor.
DAVID II TAYLOR Attorney for Executor 100 Broad
way. New York city.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-12-20
SOUTHERN RAILWAY,

The Avenue of Travel south and Southwest,
CUBA, MEXICO a CALIFORNIA.
Departure from New York Pennsylvania r. X. Station
Daily, I'D ST., Cortanft and Desbrosses 81.
fgThe leaving time from Desbrosses and
COrflandt streets Is five minutes later than
that given below for Twenty-third Street
station. $500
12:IO A. Mast MAIL-Pullman Buffet Sleeping
Cars New York 20 Atlanta New OrlePns, Savannah
and Jacksonville Fla. Dining car service;
1925 y. Nm Y. & FLA. ExPRESS-Pullman Draw
ing Room Sleeping Cars. New-York 10 Columbia, sa-
vsnnah. Jacksonville, Tampa and Augusta Dining Car
3i26 p. M.-wAsHINGrON & CHATTANOOGA LINZ
TIED, VIA LYNCHBCRG-Puma Drawing Room
Sleeping Cars New York 10 Roanoke, Knoxville, Chat
tanooga New Orleans and Mtmphls Dining Car service.
4;25 J.. M-WASIINGTON SOUTHWESTERN LINZ
ITED-Pullman Drawing Room Sleeping Cars, New
York Atlanta, New Orleans, Birmingham Memphis
Asheville, Knoxville Chattanooga and Nashville Dining
Car service Tourist Sleeping Car, Washington San
Francisco, Mondays. Wednesdays and Frdays
New and Florida Limited" finest train IN tho
world. service January 49, 1900 between New
York 81. Augustine
SOUTHERN RAILWAY OFFICE 2n BROADWAY.
Pennsylvania ticket Offices Nos 46l ga 1895 1884 iii
and 26l Broadway; Aston House West Twenty-th!ri
street station; and stations foot Of Desbrosses and
Corlandt Streets. Court Street $50 Fulton Street %
Broadway and Pennsylvania Annex Station. Brooklyn:
Station, Jersey City.
FRANK 8. CANNON, j. n. CUI.P,
Sd Viee-Pres. Gsn,l Mgr; TrafHe Mn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-12-20

Forecu coffee markets-SantOs-COn market stea1y'
sod average Santos. ss4oo; receipts 5000 bags Cw9
ys,. stock 672 900 bags Hamburg-Conee market opened
uochanged 2:3O A4h pig net lower saes, lzUp
HavreCoffee market opened barely STEADY franc
lower: at IL advanced "a franc; al ~ oecIlheu
anc. at $50 m unchanged; total sales 1900 bags
January
arv August 90. 20
r,rch IS so September 5000
October 4V.< -
80 90 November 5000
Is December $40
%. Co0ea ,,arka, Arm No Rio ps525: exchange.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1899-12-20

plo-Conee market frm; No RIO, HS5Zo; eNchaIBe,
32d receipts 1900 bags two days.; cleared TOT the
United 14OOO bags cleared ior EUROPE AV" O"eS
stock 600 bags. -, x- x.,.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-06-01

Rev. S. J. Kennedy, our chap
lain last sabbath took as his text
the 10th verse of the 3rd chapter
of the book of Revelation: "Be-
hold [ stand at the door and
knock; if any man hear my voice
and open the door, I will come in
to him and will sup with him, and
he with me-"
The sermon was an eloquent and
forceful Interpretation of the mes
sage contained in the text; and a
touching plea for sinners to open
their hearts to the ever present
Comforter.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-06-01
TO INMATES.

For the information of new arrivals and all
others desiring to send THE MIRROR to friends
we wish to say that the privilege will be granted
by complying with the following rules Write
out your own name, register ana cell number
and send to this Office with name and address
of person to whom paper is to be sent. All
papers must be kept clean and folded in the
same manner as it is when you receive it and
placed in your door every Friday night. All in
mates are requested to comply with this order
whether sending out copy or not.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-06-01

The penitentiary Of Sing Sing
has fallen in line with the more
advanced institutions and is now
editing and publishing a paper.
In quantity of original matter it
is probably the equal of any lnsti-
tutional paper in the country.
May the Star of Hope never wane
is our earnest wish.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-06-01

The Radical, published at Stock
ton, CAL, came to our exchange
table this week. This is one of
the 'warmest' papers published in
the United States, and the editor
a man of brilliant wit and indom-
table courage. Shame fraud, cant
and hypocrisy, whether behind
cowl, surplice, or under the satin
robes of the 400, writhe beneath the
burning invective Of his virile pen.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-06-01
PASSING EVENTS.

thing to produce Dig juicy
swelled head. Some people pos
sessing a swelled head are able to
wear the same sized hat they wore
when a boy, just by roasting an
editor.
Lightning struck an old tree
down South and exposed to view
a leather bag full Of gold. The
blacks are now out watching the
trees whenever it begins to get
cloudy.
They say that Spain has more
sunshine than any other country
in Europe. During the late war
her 'sons'' didn't seem to shine
worth darn.
At last we have the bulge on
John Bull. A scientist predicts
that our coal supply will outlast
England's by four hundred years.
If Ex-Secretary of State John
Sherman gets away from home
again, there will be no warship
sent by Mckinley to bring him
back. He has Just given Mack
another sockadoleger under the
left bug in his ear.
Dry-goods merchants are having
a tremendous big boom in
bunting for decorative purposes
in New York when Dewey returns.
On that suspicious day the fire.
quenters of wine rooms will also
do little bunting.
600
They say trusts will eventually
reduce actual necessaries for the
poor. Well, yes. Even the mon
uments in the cemetery are becom-
ing considerably smaller in size.
An old spawned minister in
Chicago says that editors should
attend church twice a year instead
of once. We hope this bit of sar-
casm wont cause a schism between
editors and preachers. If it does,
the country will 60 to the bow
vows.
A gambler, like sand on the
beach, gets many big rolls.
An administrator advertised for
the heirs of the late Mr.. Sipup.
A poor Irish washerwoman saw
the notice and Immediately cut a
small bunch of hair from each OF
her nine children and sent it to
him.
Newspaper clippers can create a
boom in their business most any
time. A reported death or case OF
kidnapping will cause the sheckles
to flow into their Golfers as rapidly
as bugs gather around an electric
light.
That policeman who got black
eye the other day in New York,
tried to draw attention from it by
wearing a big paste shirt stud as
large as a walnut.
King Menelink, having nothing
else to do, has his ear to the
ground listening for the footballs
of his old foes the Italians. There
are others.
o o
With the peace congress at The
Hague, the tuberculosis congress
in session at Berlin, and the boy
orator in the South working his
wind-jammer, we hope that cy-
clones, the Filipinos and the
Cubans will remain quite for a
wbi1o A. 1ooc+ until MoK;n1ox,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-06-01
CHURCH NOTICE.

Services in the Prison Chapel at 900 O'Clock
every Sunday morning. Protestant and
Rev. S. j. Kennedy. and Rev. Fr. CoRCORAN
chaplainS.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-06-01


young men take 70 crime, but glad
that, having done wrong, you have
yet life in which to redeem the
errors Of the past. In thinking Of
the ones here, [ had come to re-
gard them as men mostly of ad-
vanced years, and I knew that the
older men often have more of the ties
that bind them to family and home,
and that they often have less hope
and faith in the future.
And so I say that, since you are
here it is good that you are young
and that the future is fair and
broad with great possibilities for
you all. [ realize as I speak to
you, that for all the limited free
dom and confinement, you prob
ably as whole, do not differ ma
terially in your hopes and expect
ations from an equal number Of
persons on the outside. You have
perhaps the same ideals, the same
love for the honor and glory Of
your country, and would give up
your lives in defense of it quite as
freely as men with more personal
liberties (cheers).
Many Of you perhaps have
friends or dear ones, who today
even, are marching in defense Of
our country's cause beneath the
shadow Of Old Glory. know too,
that if an enemy's guns menaced
this town or this person even, you
would arise to a man in it's defense,
and lay down your lives if neces-
sary. prolonged applause).
And as I think of these things [
grieve that it is not possible to
turn you all free. [ would be
happy if your own salty would
permit you to 60 forth free men.
But it cannot be. Your own judg-
ment would condemn such a
course. The same law that put
you here, keeps safe watch and
guard over your dear ones on the
outside; and it will ever be for the
best good of all, that it's majesty
be maintained. And by and by
when you shall have paid the laws
requirements and again taken your
place in the world, the state will
defend you. You will find that
there are many who, if they but
take time to think about it, are
ready to extend to you help and
encouragement. Many persons
with kind hearts and abundant
sympathies are so busy with their
own affairs, that they haven't time
to think about these things and
need to be reminded.
So look up and be of good cheer.
The Flag shelters you as we'll as
me. You are subjects of the law
only; and sooner or later many of
you will play your part in the af-
fairs of the outside world and in
the making of just and equitable
ones. Don't get discouraged. No
man has right to Judge you be-
yond what the law has already
judged. Beyond that, you are
answerable alone to your creator -
And his Excellency took his seat
amidst prolonged applause.
Mr.. Smith then made a few re-
marks; the most admirable feature
Of which was their brevity. The
song by the choir boys, The Swell
Colored Bride, was rousing good
song and we'll sung, and was a fit
ting finish to good program.
The boys then proceeded to the
park, where they disported them
selves on the grass, ran footraces,
sang songs, played leap frog and
succeeded generally in improving
each shining hour.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-06-01

The Misses Mamie and jose
phine Clarity and Miss Helen B.
Goldsmith visited our Office last
Saturday. They were accompan-
led by Night Turnkey Goldsmith.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-06-01

Memorial Day dawned clear and
cool. The sun smiled indulgently
over the Wisconsin hills, and his
rays chung about the prison walls,
even pushing their way between
the iron bars and smiling encour-
agingly into sad faces, as if he
would say: Behold, it is my JOY
to shine in dark places; and though
the world today is full of thought
less ones, who bask in my smiles,
I would much prefer to be with
you, to cling caressingly about
your forms and linger on your
faces, for since the beginning Of
time it has been my JOY and my
pride to Tighten dark places"
At 9: Is we went to the chapel
We found that decorations had not
been omitted. There were the
flowers and the bunting, and il
was very beautiful. Warden VOL
fer was master of ceremonies, and
in clear tones announced the diff
ferent numbers.
The prison choir opened with a
song, The Stars and Stripes For
ever; then Chaplain S. J. Kennedy
offered up a fervent prayer. He
prayed for those whose lives had
been given for the oppressed. He
prayed for absent mothers; for sor-
rowing brothers and sisters and
heartbroken wives. But for us.
his estranged, misguided fellow
beings, for us he poured in tender
ness that would not be controlled
strong supplication, and besought
the Father to give us the strength
and help we needed.
Mrs. D. R. Shessley, of Mime
apolis, sang solo, For All Eter-
nifty. It was very we'll rendered
the voice atoning in sweetness OF
expression for what it. lacked in
power.
When the name of @. @. Fair.
child was announced, the boys
cheered, and there was a look Of
happy expectancy on every face
They knew him, and knew that
something good was coming. And
so indeed it was. He read of the
trials and the difficulties of "Ole'
at Santiago; and the Irishman's
surprise that so good a soldier
could be made Of such material
His rendering Of the Swedish
dialect was so good that His Elk.
cellency, the Governor, remarked
that he would make a Sweed
ashamed Of himself. He responded
to an encore.
Mrs. Shessley sang another song
entitled, A Dream.
E. B. Smith of Minneapolis
then read an original poem. Mr.
Smith stated by way of explanation
that it was true incident; but its
truthfulness was not it's greatest
merit.
Mr.. Fairchild then proceeded tt
fairly bring the house down with
a reading in the Canadian French
dialect, entitled, Joe and the Rab.
bits. AS an encore he gave &
selection from Cataline's Defiance
which was cheered to the echo.
Warden Wolfer then arose and
introduced Gov. John Lind. The
boys greeted his appearance with
a cheer. He spoke in part as fol.
lows:
Il came before you today, not
with any intention of making 6
speech, but rather that I might
look into your faces and greet you
let you know that I shall ever feel
a deep interest in your welfare.
| Mr. Smith whom manu Of uo,,
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1899-06-01
!
80
II
BY HANS MILLER.

caugnt ne looked ike an elephanr
stepped on him, and as jadish as
an old toothless bag.
Hurrah for Hon. John Lind!'
Although we didn't shake Johns
hand, we were satisfied in looking
upon his beaming countenance.-
During his little stay up at Fair
weather Park, there was a rip
roaring, octopus-like crowd gath
cred around him, among whom
were tried (by the COURT republi-.
cans, honest democrats, get-there
populists, copper-heads, round
heads, goldbugs, greenbackers and
a sprinkling of Tammany braves.
John has long head on him, for
he left all his valuables in the
front Office before promiscuously
associating with us expansionists.
900
Andrew Ca1negie's wealth, when
disposed Of for philanthropic pur-
poses, will be of as little benefit to
those that he robbed, as will the
message that runs along the tele-
graph wire be of benefit to the
farmer that rides beneath it.
Millionaires aversion for any,
thing that smacks of anarchism
has now reached stage where
even a glass of bourbon whisky
will cause their hair to 60 up.
A Baptist deacon down in Okla
homa has been dismissed for say
ing that he had his doubts about
Saint Peters playground being
paved with gold When one goes
through fire, prison and hell to
get the blamed stuff here on
earth, it would be the joke of his
life to be surfeited up there.
The two Snoshone Go. (Idaho)
commissioners who got tangled up
with the Wardner strikers and were
arrested with the general mix-up
say there is no use in holding Of
flee if you can't be distinguished
from a workingman.
Il think De Skayter's paper ON
the Fallacies of Imperialism is
going to make a hit," remarked
the editor of a periodical to the
publisher.
"Well, when it knocks down
about enc quarter of the sales, l
shall know it has," was the con-
servative reply.
o
Our boys in the Irvine factory
are still at "Manila,'' though they
fail to see any mention of it in the
war reports.
There were 379 orders in the
outgoing mail from this place the
other day for Mr.. PETERS new
book, "The Way OUT
The editor of the Star of Hope
is daisy at lifting bonmots. We.
are willing to wager that he knows
Of forty different ways to skin g
cat, saying nothing about the dear
people.
A lake up in the northern part
of the state has just been stocked
with seventy-6ve million small
bass. Now if they would have
used copper-heads and a few re-
publicans who have already one
foot in the penitentiary, they
could have filled it much quicker.
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Four jays from the rural dis
tricts arrived in St. Paul the other
day, and, as they were walking
along the street, a well-dressed
stranger in front of them suddenly