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The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1899-07-28

LETTER TO MRS. 1ISxHAx NO. SASH
II was a sufferer from female weak
ness. Every month regularly as the
menses came, suffered dreadful pains
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1899-07-28
The Last TrlD.

''Say, fellas, he wuz game to the last"
exclaimed Dusty Rags, ''and hope he's
got good lay now. When the doctor
comes and says he wuz goin' to croak
he just smiles a little and sens for all
the boys. OF course, we wuz glad to
come and see him, and we talks togeth-
er for some time, and he says, says he:
Boys, We'll soon make our last trip to-
gether.'
"'Why, what's the matter, Jim?'
says 7. IT,.
AN then he tells me what the doctor
says about him goin' to croak, and we
all laughs and says twas rot.
"'No, fellahs,' says Jack, doc knows
what he says, and it is all up with your
uncle
"Then we keeps kinder quiet because
we knows what he says wuz right
'nough, and he keeps kinder quiet, too.
"'Say, fellas,' sa VS. Jack, after he
thinks for awhile, here's a 2O-spot.
Buy some of the grape, and when we
gets on the road to the cemetery drink
up and be merry because land Jack
stopped and cried bit) because I won't
be wild you comm back.'"- detroit
Free Press.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1899-07-28
A Superior Sort.

Jonas Hopkins brags more about his
youngest baby than. about his other
two"
Yes; he has been told that it looks
like him" Chicago Record.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1899-07-28
An~Unfr.endly ExpIana.to..

Eva-Uncle Joe, why do the ladies'
wear such long chains nowadays?
Bachelor Uacle-Oh, they think they
increase their chances for eptangIing .
1nan.-Jewelers' Weekly.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1899-07-28
Frausht with Meaning,

Henry Peck-Bertha, was your
mother at the jewelers. to-day?
Bertha-Yes, papa. But why do you
ask?
Henry Peck-I heard her singing
I'm the Sweet Buy and Buy as came
in.-Jewelers' Weekly.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1899-07-28
GAIL Over" with Him.

THE patience of.Job" was so great in its
way
That our stock Of forbearance seems
small,
For although he was all over bolts, so they
say,
Yet he never boiled over at all.
Il. A. w. Bulletin.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1899-07-28
An TJnvarvlnr Svxfem.

Uncle Andy-Doctors' bills ought ter
be in proportion ter the length of time
that it takes 'e1n ter cure a man of his
disease. \
Aunt Abby-Well, hain't they?
Uncle Andy-No; they seem ter be in
proportion ter the length of the name
of the disease he has.-Puck.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1899-07-28

Tilly-Hey! Tommy, come ober in
our yard an play wild me little dog
n, Y. World.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1899-07-28
Size and SOeed.

In respect to the comparative speed
of animated beings it may be remarked
that neither size nor comparative
strength seem to have much influence.
The sloth is by no means a small ami
NAL, and yet it can only travel so PAGES
in day; a worm crawls only five inches
in so seconds; but a lady bird can fly
2o,0oo,000 times it's own length in, less
than an hour. An elk can run a mile in
seven minutes; an antelope can run a
mile in minute; the wind-mule of Tar
tara has speed even greater than that,
and an eagle:cans only fly 81 miles in an
hour; while a canary falcon can reach
$50 miles in the short space of 16 hours.
Cincinnati ENQUIRER. e ia: "A
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1899-07-28

Mamie ?"
Yes. It's the place where papa goes
every time mamma has her whist club
here. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1899-07-28
Some Difference.

She-I have set my heart on q Eu.
ropean wedding; trip, dear.
HeHoW singular!
''What is %
s'Why, I thought you had set your
heart on marrying me! Puck.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1899-07-28

Typhoid Among British Soldiers.
In the British army in India there are
about 1900 cases of typhoid fever every
year, 300 of them fatality. Sun.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1899-07-28
Getting Ewes

7 Uettfng ExeAs =. 8
do you know what vaudeville is,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03
CHANCE 70 HELP CUBAN oRrHANs.
A Sale to BE Held at tho waidorf-Astoria
Next Wednesday.

A sale for the benefit Of the Cuban Orphan
Society will be held at the Waldori-Astoria
next "Wednesday and will last from IL o'clock
In the morning until O'Clock In the evening.
The proceeds will be devoted to continuing the
splendid work which the society has been car
rying on In Cuba for the last six months.
The society dates back to the conclusion OF
the war with Spain. when number OF men and
women. who were familiar with the conditions
existing in Cuba, formed two organizations
called the Trustees OF the Cuban Orphan Fund
and the women's Auxiliary. These were
eventually combined into the organ izaton now
a aS.f. as che GGs ssS. 0rrhsS rs
Bacon Of J, p. M Morgan / Co. Treasurer. '''
society has us rssd By
the majority OF WHICH has come, from this
OF this money has been spent for the benefit OF
f9s Of wsp% there are
and selected with especial regard to their ft-
GssSs for edaeotOns wSTs hsye been ient t9
Society, is, at their head They have made
have s estaSiIshed " childTens home that
feeds. clothes and educstes 400 children.
Rosario. and they are at present training a
mum ber Of young Cuban women TO take UP the
work In Havana and Cienfuegos.
must be recorded as their greatest triump phi
IN the past, and the best Kuaraptee for their
continued success In the future. that they have
succeeded In overcoming the distrust with
which too many Cubans are inclined TO regard
their American u berators. whose disintercsted-
ness OF purpose Ia difficult for them TO grasp in
the light OF their experiences with their former
Spanish oppressors. To continue the work so
auspiclously begun much money " needed
and the sale OF next Wednesday l. one OF sew
eral means employed to secure funds.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03
coysrMrIIoS's HIaH DEATH RATE
The First Eight Months OF This Year Show
Marked Increase In u.

DR. John II Pryor, reviewing tho death rate
from consumption in New York State In an artl-
Gle in tho current numbar Of the Medical Re
cord says that the returns from the death rate
from that disease IN the first eight months OF
this year showed an increase over tho same
reriod last year OF 6b0. Should this rate OF In
crraec prevail in the last four mouths Of the
1000 deaths. Tho total mum Der 81 death from
consumption will In about $4,000, which will
be the highest rate known Up the Slata.
DR. Pryor heartily fnvors the appropriation OF
5000. 600 by the Legislature to establish state
slnitarlum for incipient consunptives. DIR,
Pryor In his article commends tho measures OF
Tho Henry law passed by the last Legislature.
giving power 10 first class citles TO establlsh
special hospitals for consumptlves outside OF
iha rlty in,ks, but he ASSERTS that isolation
must 10 inshted upon In the treatment OF
tuberculosis patients.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03
Dclcnmhr" III Ceanoia.

Miss Gabrielle ii C'sHolo, dNu:h,'r OF Con .
Louis i. Al Cc,uula ~ 100 Ep.' I,Gy-srv"n,h
street. was led yesterday morning to
Alfred =, Dr'ramhro. IT. q. 'i.uu' E!s"p IN tho
n,ty chapel a. ~ pn'ric'.', Cathedral. The
Rev Father Thomns +. Murphy performed tho
cnrompny On'y m,mhc,- II thr families II
the participant ware present Miss Louise III
CoGNoiN. n" lri .'n'5 SISTER. w. maid Of honor.
uU NuY. - VIZ, Ill cosmetics "n.:as:rin.ut
10 kr. Urlcamhrr WAS annpu Icrl. hut tho re-
,nrt WINS denied ~ her parents IN" next dNy.
Nj Drrlmhrn was In the llttu,iuu IA tn,
Sry,'tv-ilr~' T. glmc"t witch rhvrgcl tho
h'orkhol-" o. San Juln iill when l." ,n-
rurnrd from the war the r"sih"nt- 81 Mount
Ki.ro tnrr"i "Ut.. 1000 Strnn" with brass
bnud 10 wT"ruln hir
The uriI"- father Con. iii Casnola. is n
vetcrnn uf ~ Cirii Var and l. director OF
the Metropolitan Nus .uV ~ Ar.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03
Delaware, Lackawanna and Western Rail-
road and tho Public.

One Of the first things done by the General
Superintendent OF the Delaware. Lackawanna
and Western Railroad after tho accident at
Paterson last Wednesday evening, was to give
those orders 10 his chief clerk: Communicate
a: once by telephone with every newspaper In
New York. Tell them that we have had had
accident at Paterson. and that while II reflects
seriously on US. We do not care TO have 1t made
worse by ignorant nisrerresenin tion and
gucsswork. Ask them TO send reporters. the
NOR" the better. to Paterson right away, ard
tell tHcm that II It Ia not possible for their men
t. roach IIobokcn in time for our last train Mt
D'3D O'clock we will find some way to get them
"hi there. Mral while give all inquirrrs al rho
!n.rialUtlon that comes iuto your possession,
TLcse instructions wer, carried out 10 the
.L'rt Later, ~ TIA" scene ol the dishstrr. tho
Ulcers al tn" railroad devoted AS much tiHlo
~ ".u properly ho spared from the car" @!
"a" ,nluTcl to max nv cl"ar AZ hr ,ir'nlis n'
IT," H"rlD'"nt. The horse sem" oi THIS nciluN
u ~ outward indIcntlOn "i IA" work oi the
h"~ western blood nat wus injected iuto tins
railroad Il few months hS1.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03
MRS. cLAyELLyD SAYS "GrEss."
What Name DID She Give the Doll she
Dressed for u Catholic Fair:

PRINCETON. y. j.. Dec. Mrs. Grover
Cleveland has dressed IL doll aud started a
guessing game for the fair now In progress at
Odd Fellows Hall for tho benefit OF the St
Paul's Eomnn Catholic Church. The doll 10
dressed In pink China silk. with black braid
trimmings and has white stockings and shoes
On It's breast Is pinned the notice Named 10y
Cleveland, Guess the name. Ten cents u
Gurss.' The first person 10 guess the namo
Mrs. Cleveland has gwen tho doll will yet tho
Gull. whose dress Is one oI Mr. C!cvcand's
own creations, This afternoon and tonight
Old lc bows Hall was crowded with persons
"hsur 10 guess los the doll, Mrs. tlcNCland's
gift IA, assured tho success OF the fair,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03
DED1.

BLAIR.-A, Bisir..o~n. N. !" Dec. ?. 1899. John
Insley Blair. in the gsth year Of his age.
Funeral service. at BlAirstown. Tuesday. Dec. 3.
1907. at O'Clock. Special cars will be provided
for friends desiring to attend on train leaving New
York at ~ A. NJ. and returning reaching New
York at 8 p N. Kindly omit flowers.
PEARL.-on Saturday. Dec 2. 1899. Hannah p.
wife OF the late Elbridge Gerry Pearl. in the Goth
year Of her age.
dence 80 West iSoth At. on Monday, Dec. =.
1890. at i,3oP, NJ.
JONEs.-on Friday, Dec. l. 1899, at sherman
square Hotel. George W.. beloved husband OF
Lillian Durysa. suddenly, after short illness.
Funeral from his others residence, - West :ist
ST.. Monday evening, Dec. 4. 1879. at 4 O'Clock.
Internout private.
yKTERASs OF TaK SEVENTH RE0iNRSr are
requested to attend the funeral service OF George
W Jones sixth Company. in accordance with
the family notice.
THOMAS DIMONp Colonel
MATHEWS.-At her residence, 22l West :lst
street. on Thursday. Susan Mathews. daughter
OF the late Theodore Porteors OF Richmond. Va.
sMITH.-On Friday. Dec. /, ispv. At hts residence
In Nav York city. Charles Ed~ard smith, son ct
the late Cyrus =. Smith Of brooklyn, in the sad
year OF his age.
Funeral services will ba held at the residence Of
his brother, law. Willis L. Ogden. ~ Pcrrepont
st, brooklyn. on sunday, Dec. =, 1899. At ESQ
o'clock.
sWAS.-On Thursday, Nov. 80. 1890. At the LenoY.
frederick o. Swan, In the d9th year Of hts age.
Funeral services will be held at the house of his
son.n.law. Benjamin welles. e West a7th ST..
Monday. Dec Z. 1892. at II o'clock, 4. NJ, RelA.
uy,a are invited IN attend.
WHIELER.-On Thur,iay, Nov. 30. 1899 Grace
Arnold HsArn. wife Of George D. Wheeler. and
daughter Of George A. aud Laura =. Hcarn.
Relatives and intimate friends are respectfully In.
vitcd to attend the funeral from her late resi-,
deucc, "a Fast sixty ninth street sunday after.
noon, at quarter past O'Clock.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03
G. L. spen, sl,is,Is to Help Beat Mar.,.

The Citizens Union Tammany annex OF the
Nineteenth Assembly district has made .
report OF its expenses In the campaign against
Asscmhyman Robert Mazst IN October and
November The annex raised sl,lA,l5 to pay
its way In helping Richard Croker, ltsexpendi-
lures were us follows stamps and mailing
SGts.G0: rent AMI expenses ~ headquarters.
siSIu7; irni'lIc sll 20: notary fees, $lp5.
10: Jury iiUc, $26O; signs and pusc, Slbl
pruning, SlOS 80 The total expenditure was
81, lthIT
i he $3.50 set down as Jury nne" was the
amount Ot tho prLn.ty imposed by Judge
Thomas 81 the United States Court on Perez NJ.
stewart the fammnnY candidate against Mr..
INJECT, 10" rOnI"mp Oi court IN neglecting to
obey a summons TO Jury duty,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03

NoRwALH. COM. Dec, >. william J, GcAitt
and Mis- Ame ia Louise Sumcr,, daughter u
Mr' Mary A. Som"r-, were married at tho
brides home II luutun street this afternoon
hv the pastor Of Trinity thlr"h, ~" re" T V.
Norris. tn" hrldrunii was Miss Nathan"
Ireland, q c.rsin Of III brdr. aud ~" host
man WINS Thomas urTT"y IN" hiIlr was
given away 10y her brothrr-ln-iHw, Alexander
q MnlnAM.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03
slrw Publications.
AUTOGRAPH LETTERS

~ Famous Prunu- h.j.ht and suLl WALTER Il.
hi.HJAAiN 'iri hi"Adw.', =. Y. t.'',
ROuRH- L,..r. ,rc,., collect 81 books
- paper uu,rb. n.Lla InCa, ,ACrltl HhH!.y low
riicrS, O.'tEA. i"St b. nHdNa, 9Th,
- G EACtl 60 Cam .lr,'. 60 r,', "Ll,r N,ugs."
- 81 a Au,-chs IN b.. . A.. ,'I"i, ~ -.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03
Business Notires.

II YOU possess n sterling Piano, you will
realize satisfaction that years will not diminish
nor time dsstroy II Isl sort OF idolArous lows. yet
'ta real. it's true,
It's sterling quality.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03

Carl II. sohultz's Carbonated Waters
PURE. CORRECT MINERAL WATERS In this city.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03
THEORY or THR MOLINkUX CASE
Prosecution Has Something New In Hand
by Way Of showing n Motive.

Seven handwriting experts who will be
called az witnesses for the prosecution In tho
Monenx case, were at the Criminal Court
building all day yesterday examining tho
letters which will DO used a. exhibits AT the
trial
A. stated In yesterdays Sun, an effort will
be ma 10 by tho prosecution to introduce testi-
mOny regarding the death ~ Henry CrosSman
Barnet The chemists who analysed tho con-
tents Of Barnet stomach declare that Barnet's
death was due to cyanide OF mercury thu same
sort OF POISON that was sent through the malls
u Harry Cornish, and killed Mrs, Katharine j,
Adams The prosecution will try TO prove
that Roland I, Molneux sent the poison 10
Barnet ON account OF Burhct's relations
decide To XIII Cornish because he believed
Corn sh know OF the clrcum stances Of Bnrnet's
death II this way the prosecution will on
the Adams murder trial, The prosecution
will Introduce the name % a woman who had
h., n emriuNrl IN ~" knckrrbuCker Athletic
tiuh. AMI vino was nm intimate friend Of
barnet II viii he alleged that MolincnX was
Also on frru " trrms " ia this woman, tut
Barrie death mis- woman went to MounruN
and 10, him Ina, Corn III siid liarnei's deaf
WIS surrounded 10y suSpiciOnr cIrrnIn- lanCun,
RllhuuGh tnrush meyer rnil such thing aud
dId not nc he ma hcl eve iiarnrt'S death was
Susrlr"mS aud 'hN Mo!invuY Ihereupon con
thar t'o'ui-h ~. H. a. some time hrng iroube
10 NnlIruN Hhr, II WAS salt vrstrrtlny
would lr rnuCht forth ly the III oaec ion as
tho mOtryc &c.. III" "!tm",
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03

Rheumatism and Gout cured in every case
since 1851 FAMOUS PRESCRIPTION 100 1854.
AlvAys safe and reliable ioe bot MCLLEhs
PHARMACY. - CIiSsrsity place. New York.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03

THE kGNSICo CEMETERY PrivAt. station, H,r.
Il lem Railroad; ~ minutes ride from tho Grand
Central Depot. Office. ~ EAst I.l It.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03

Lord President General Robertson ~ tho
Court Of session ia Scotland. has been np-
pointed member OF tho C0nrt OF Appeal n
England. to succeed the ate Lord Ju,tc.
Mar-on. Sevrrnl members Of the scott s lar
have been appointed to the bench Of The Eng.
li>h Court Of Appeal. but We 30 not n'w r.rAll
any other lns,an,eNn which such Il PROMOTION
has been mate from the Scottish bench, Lord
Watson had been SOLICITOR General anI Lurl
Advocate principal counsel br III" Crown IN
Scotland before he was appointed q Lord u
Arpca in Frglant. Ireland has also usually
been represented in this buna,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1899-12-03

Rarely do we ind a higher trihu - tho
memory ~ lawyer than Is contained In these
few words which We copy from IN" Eug,io h.
press In re'"ren"' to the !utr Judge Smith Of
that city. james NJ Smith. who died ycstrr-
dny. was an upright judge, and Ia his timo
Identified with many o. the loading interests
OF Buffalo; but his test monument Is his
reputation for bon"volcuce. He not only guvo
largely to III, charities Of his church. hut hls
private rcnsion.rol was long lie kept man.
a struggling fainiy from sinking lower. Best
Of all. he dii his good work quietly and with
out talHlE. about II. No BuraionIan Of his
generation dv!hcl n larger share Of hi SUBJ
stance with tho POOR" Judge Smith was
Chancellor Sf the Protestant EPISCOPAL diocese
OF western New York az the time Of his death.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1899-05-20
ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR.
THEIRS BY RIGHT.
Am Allowance I'm Cash II Not . Mere
Privilege Bat a Duty Par
ents Owe TO Girls.

If 1t be essential and Necessary that
girls should be we'll acquainted with all
matters connected with the manage
ment Of money, then there can be no
better method adopted for enabling
them to become thus acquainted with
those matters than by granting them
weekly or monthly allowance OF such
amount as their parents or guardians
may be able to afford. But 1t such an al
.lowance is granted il should be given TO
cover certain specified expenses, SUCH
as dress and other personal necessities.
An allowance is not a mere privilege,
but In certain sense, a girls right 10
withhold it is an injustice not only TO
the girl. but to the man whom she may
marry and whose money will he intrust-
ed to her care to spend wisely. Indeed.
1t might be said without hesitation that
1t III d fathers duty to see that his
daughters not only understand the
value Of money, but the difficulty OF
earning the same.
Tt was the poet Young, q son1eW hat
dismal and lugubrious author, who told
us in his might Thoughts that I'VE
take no note of time but from its loss
and to this may be added that they only
know the value Of money who have not
got any A girl who caters for herself
will have an opportunity Of showing her her
Individual taste, and it gives her feel.
E ing of self-reliance.G Chicago Daily
News
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1899-05-20
I Mutton Fsritters.

Frying batter, one-haf pound OF
thinly sliced cold mutton, two table
spoonfuls OF chutney, d little cayenne
and curry powder. Have the mutton
sthinly. sliced and neatly trimmed;
spread each slice with some Of the chut-
ney, and roll it up. Have the frying
batter ready (you will find the recipe
below, dip each roll into this, using
skewer for the purpose. When deep
pan of frying fat is so hot that faint
smoke is rising from it, put in a few
rolls at a time and fry till a pretty light
brown. Lift out of the fat and drain
on paper. If you like your dishes very
highly seasoned, sprinkle each fritter
with a dust OF cayenne and curry pow
der, or these may be omitted If the
chutney is thought hot enough. Serve
piled up on lace paper. Hand with
them brown or tomato sauce. For the
frying batter, one-quarter teaspoonful
of salt, one-quarter pound Of -four, ONE
quarter pint of tepid water, one table,
spoonful OF oil or melted dripping, the
whites Of two eggs. Mix the flour and
salt together in basin. Then stir
smoothly into the tepid.water and oil
or melted dripping. Beat the whites
Of eggs to a stiff froth, and, lastly, add
them very lightly to the butter.--Bos-
ton Globe.
St. Landry clarion. (Opelousas, La.) 1890-1921, 1899-05-20
JsAs, LA. SATURDAY, NAY 20, 1899.
W.T. AND WISDOM.

IT'S always the man on the first floor
that's the high Hyer"-never he who
inhabits the garret. San Francisco Ex-
aminer.
Not every delicate envelope contains
a love letter. Sometimes it contains
note stopping the paper. Washington.
{Ia.) Democrat.
The man who is sorry he did wrong
simply because he fears that punish
nent may follow is not genuinely sor-
ry.-L. A. W. Bulletin.
Madge-sHe stole kiss from me-
Mabel-'sWell, that was only petit lar
ceny." Madge-.'It wasn't-it was
grand. Brooklyn Life.
'These eggs are not so good as thu
ones sent last week. They ought to
be, mum. They're out of the same
crate. Detroit Free Press.
Hawksley"H Here's pretty girl
eloped with dentistl" Blunt-.'H'm m!
I suppose at the last minute he didn't
pull the tooth! Philadelphia North
American.
A man may leave footprints on the
sands of time with impunity, but he
should be careful how he leaves them
around on recently scrubbed kitchen
floor Chicago Daily News.
Watts-.'I want to say that magician
was simply wonderful. Fancy pulling
rabbit out of thimble, will your
Lushforth- Once got a snake IS feet
long, with lighted gas jetin his mouth,
out of quart bottle. Indianapolis
journal.
Johnny" said teacher to a South
side. grocery mans six-year-old, "a lie
can be acted as well as told. Now, If
your father would putsand in his sugar
and sell it he would be acting a lie and
doing wrong" That's what mother
told him." said Johnny, impetuously,
land he said he didn't cars" ."-Colum-
bus Journal.
Brethren" cried Deacon Johnsing,
e'de politician what talked in dis town
las night say de Philippines were poor
dogs what ought to be helped. But /
tell you, go to de Book to settle cherry
question. An what d. yo' fin dar?
Beware OBJ dogs. An Whar d yo' fin
dat? Why, yo' fin it by a man dat knew
desc people better'n we do. Yo' fin it
in de Epistle Paul to de Philippines!'
| Pittsburgh Chronicle.