Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1899-07-28
The Sixth
Mrs, Washane,
She Subdued the Crankiest
Man In Pottsville.


the new Mrs. Washane that was tt
be. Not that Pottsville people were ac
quainted with her and allowed theil
acQuaintanceship to run riot with theil
sympathies. Not so. They knew OF
her by hearsay only, as widow
Widow Douglas, they believed. OF
Green Meadows.
But they did know John Washane
that was enough to know-John
Washane, who had placed less than a
year ago the plain yet touchingly in
scribed stone to the fifth Mrs. Wash.
ane. The first Mrs. Washane's stone
love her." the second, Her price was
above rubies." Mrs. Washane, third,
was lamented rs one who had done
what she could" the fourth, rs lone
whom the heart of her husband could
safely trust ill.," while No. SIS epitaph
was, "She always made home happy"
And now No. 9 was about to be Of
fered ut the connubial altar-so said
Pottsvillians.
1t was talked over at the various
sewing circles, and suggestions were
offered, motions made and carried as
to the best way in which to apprise
the new Mrs. Washane to be of her
unenviable prospect. and one day, as it
happened only a week prior to the
marriage, an anonymous epistle found
its way to the Widow Douglas Of
Green Meadows. 1t ran thus:
Dear Frend--Though strangers to you we feel
1t incumbent upon us to write you ere you take
upon yourself the VOWS of connubial obedience to
one John Washane Of Pottsville. He is good
man. He is an honest man. lie is a generous
man. But truth compels us to state that In
spite Of many virtues he has worried his many
former wives into untimely graves by nagging
and bossng. That this may not be your fate is
the wish and prayer Of Your WELL WIsHERs.
The Widow Douglas read the letter,
a curious little frown, which was half
smile, showing itself as she perused
the anonymous missive.
The wedding ceremony was over.
Mrs. Washane, sixth, was an accom-
plished fact, and the twain, now one,
having driven in their own hired hack
all the way. from Green Meadows to
Pottsviile, were about to enter the
house which Sally Lancaster had with
indignant vehemence got in readiness
to receive the bride.
"And now, John, as soon as we can
get our clothes changed | think that
you had better hang that gate while [
am getting supper. l noticed it says"
Lu-Lucia-wh-what" John WASH
ane was plainly astonished at the adj
monitory tone Of his new made help
mate. Mrs. Washane's answer was
a triflc disturbed in tone, though
sweet.
II hope. John, that you're not going
to annoy me by causing me to repeat
my words. My dear departed husband
always paid close attention when I
spoke. / said, You'd better hang that
gate as soon as you get your everyday
clothes on, rs it says So "
Thus was the beginning of John
Washane's sixth marital venture. When
he came into the house, he was urged
to take off his boots at the thresh-
old and reminded, 'Neyer did | thus
have to address my first husband"
Constantly was the statement made:
"What would my dear partner Douglas
have thought had been obliged to ask
him to bring up coal? Dear George
would never have failed to procure
the best of meats and butter" Until
OF Ioc InI
toned to the oft repeated assertions
and actually felt that, compared with
the late George Douglas, he, John
Washane, was an outcast and vii
LAIN No longer did he refer to Susan,
Matilda, Jennie, Carrie and Mary as
patterns for all future housewives to
copy. What we've they as compared
with her to whom the sainted Douglas
had bowed in allegiance before? His
voice took on a humbled cadence when
he spoke to or,of his Lucia. His? How
lad he ever dared to WOO this piece Of
)erfection? How had he been so ia
'ored to win her?
He referred to- his own unworthinesS
me day to ne.ighbor lately moved in
o the town, n man who years before
lad lived in Green Meadows.
GAS l think of her former partner l
wonder what sine saw in me that
hOuld lead her to renounce the name
# George Douglas. 1t may be that
he saw my need and, as it were, was
Wiling ITO snatch me as brand from
he burming--'what We're you about to
ay, LatwtonY"
you never knew George Douglas
'erson ally?"
John, shook his head.
But you did, dare say, by rcputa-
ion ut least ~
Mr.. Lawto,n grinned.
II did" he said, with a'silcnt. mirth-
I'll chuckle. And so you are the man
hat married Lucia Douglas. a good
conan she. and a clever ONE. But
George Dou glas-well, yes, L knew