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Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
Deafness Cannot he Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
cous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube gets inhamed you have rumblins
sound or imperfect hearing, and when it i:
entirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can he taken out
and this tube restored to its normal con
dtion, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases of OF ten are caused by catarrh
which is nothing but an inhamed condition
of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh that
cannot be cured 10y Halls Catarrh Cure
Send for circulars free.
f. d. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o,
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
Her i,Ittle Joke.

Jones delights in a practical joke, But
ferent matter.
The other day his wife rushed breath.
lessly into the room, gaspiDg Come,
Henry, quick There's catamount in the
barn!'
Jones grabbed his ,iAe and sprinted for
the scene OF action, but his most cautious
reconnoiters failed to discover the animal,
where is the beasty' he demanded.
why, Henry, dear" his wife replied,
"Tabby has some kittens, and that makes
a cat amount, doesn't it!'
Close observers declare that the roof Of
the Jones residence was seen to suddenly
elevate, but it slowly settled again in tbs
course of "a hours,-N. Y. WohNd.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Pe-ru-na Drug Mfg Co., Columbus, o.:
"Gentlemen-l have used Pe-runa for
Il short time and can cheerfully recon-
mend it as being all you represent and
wish every man who is suffering with
catarrh could know OF its great value.
Should | at any future time have occa-
sion to recommend treatment of your
kind, rest assured that yours will be the
one. Gratefully yours,
James Lewis"
Wherever the catarrh is, there is sure
to be waste of mucus. The mucus is
as precious as blood 1t is blood, in fact.
1t is blood plasma-blood with the cor
puscles removed. To stop this waste,
you must stop this catarrh. Acoursc of
treatment with Pe-ru-na never fails to
do this.
Send for free catarrh book. Address
The Pe-runa Drug Manufacturing Co.,
Columbus, Ohio.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
Arctic Exploration.

For 40 years we had been imprisoned by
the ice, and our situation was becoming des,
perate, 1t was not likely that we could hold
out 45 years longer.
In this juncture ship appeared, An OF,
ficer disembarked and came to us.
who are you?' he asked anxiously.
1--WE are the Smith party" we replied
"You, doubtless, are our relief expedition "
Mo-" said the officer, "the Jones party
jief ssy U Of tbe JoOSs party So long
Merciful heavens! If we were not rescued
soon, we should be too old to lecture!-De
troit Journal
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
America and Germaxy.

So soon as America showed her chlrac.
teristic firmness the German cruiser left
Manila Bay, and we now protect the Ger
man interests. In like manner all atom.
ach ills fly before the wonderful power OF
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, 1t strih,s at
the root of all dseases-the stomach, and
not only cures Indigestion, constipation, bill
iousness, liver and kidney troubles, but
cures them quickly and permanently. II
.hakes hearty appetite and fills the blood
With rich red corpuscles.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
Not what She Expected.

rangle-I saw your friend, Mrs. jay
smith, get on the train and leave town with
a married man this morning
Mrs Fangle deeply nterested)-Well,
I've been expecting scandal in that quar-
ter for some time. Who was it with the
shameless thing?
"Her husband. Harlem Life.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
Whit "AInbastine Is.

Aabastine is durable and natural coat.
ing for walls and ceilings. 1t is entirely dit.
ferent from all "kalsomine' preparations.
Alabastne comes in white or twelve beau.
tiui tints, and is ready for use by adding
cold water. 1t is put up in dry powder form
in iive.pound packages, with full directions
on every package. Aabastine is handsome,
clearly and permanent, 1t can be re.coated
and retnted at slight expense. Paint deal.
ers and druggists sell Alabastine and fur.
nish card of tints.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Not Quite Ready.-"All those who want
to lead better lives will stand up" cried the
revivslist in a commanding tone. They all
stood up excepting the stranger with the
chin whiskers who sat in the front row
Don't you want to be better man?' de.
manded the revivalst. "Well, it's like this
parson," said the stranger 81 expect to be
better man, of course, but you see hahn I
been to town before in ten year, an was
calkylatin' to have a leetle fun fust. -
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

"Rastus!" yelled Aunt Diana in low
voice, "yo' en- Miami Snowflake cum in heah
dis berry instance en- stop playin' wifi dem
air white folks chillun. All dcy wants is
{ learn lot ob cakewalk figahs en- den
dey won't nab nuthin' mo t do wifi yo'."-
Ohio State journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

A Terrible Revenge First Bootblack--
"You had a row with Nibsey, BiIy?' Sec.
ond Bootblack -"Yes, and I'm goin' ter
have my revenge, too First Bootblack--
Coin to fight him." Second Bootback-
Nav, I'm goin' TO stand aside of him when
he's a-shinin' a gent and when he's finished
I'm goin' to say: Shine, sir? "-Pearson's
Weekly.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

"Your majesty" said the prime minister
"this is the page who has been remiss in his
duty" Aha" exclaimed the king, "we'l
have to bring him to book" "He! He!"
laughed the page; "a noble Jest, I'll be
bound" Thereupon the kings heart soft
ened, for he marveled that man so young
could make so old joke.-Catholic Stand
ard and Times
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
His Successful Effort.

81 saw YOU on suburban train last night
and YOU seemed to be greatly amused at
something an old gentleman was telling
YOU
Did | really look as if were tickled"
"aes. The story you were listening to
must have been something very funny
BY Jove, I'm glad to hear you say that.
The old gentleman is the father of the girl
love best on earth, and he was telling me
yarn that heard for the first time about
nine years ago. Chicago Evening News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
Her Gnin.

The Bishop hope, my dear madam, that
the season of Lent Just past has been one
Of profit to you.
Mrs Inchly-It has, indeed, bishop.
am almost entirely cured OF dyspepsia
BROOKLYN Life
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
Riotous Proceedings.

Superintendent The necktie department
will have to be moved further away from tn,
counting-room.
Manager-Why?
"The spring styles make so much nois,
that the clerks can't work" Boston Post
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
Through sIecping Car.

The Southern Railway operates hand
some Pullman drawing.room buffet sleeping
car Memphis to New York, without change
Train leaves Memphis 500 p. NJ. daily
For information address c. A. DE Saussure
d. p. A., 300 Main ST., Memphis, Tenn.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
He Was the Man.

Caller-Excuse me, can | speak to your
typewriter a moment?
City Man-You can't; she's engaged
That's all right-I'm the fellow"-Illus
trated Bits.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Carpet rags dyed with Putnam Fadeless
Dyes do not fade, are brighter and will not
stain if you should spill vinegar or other
fruit acids on them. l0c per package.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
Those Girls,

Maud-Between us, DEAR / think the
counts compliments rather crude. lie told
me the sight of my beautiful face actually
made his mouth water.
Edith--The idea! I'm sure your face
doesn't look quite that much like lemon.
indianapolis Journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Hicks-'1sn't that your wife's pocket.
book" Wicks-"She has gone off and for
gotten it. 1t is mighty lucky, however, that
she has only gone on a shopping trip"
Boston Transcript.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
Surgical Needs.

Sprocket-Do YOU have TO be examined by
a physician before you join the Wheelmen's
club?
Wheeler - No; afterward. - Yonkers
Statesman.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
AK Your Dealer TO . Allen. Foot. Ease,

Ask Your Dealer foe Aliens Foot-Ease,
A powder to shake into your shoes II rests
the feet. Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen, Sore,
Hot, Callous, Aching, Sweating feet and In
growing Nails. Aliens Foot-Easo makes
new or tight shoes easy Sold by all druggints
and shoe stores, a5c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. y.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
Every Skin Irritation.

including letter, Ringworm, Cracked Hands,
Eczema, Dandruif, etc, cured by Tetterinc
so cents at druggists, or by mail for caJh OF
stamps. j. I. Shuptrine, Savannah, Ga.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Owing to the Number of Drinks.-Brown.
when you get in late at night, do you
8 ways tell your wife where you have spent
times | don't know. Ohio State Journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

The shadow OF the family tree accounts
for good many shady reputations.-Chi.
cago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Instead of cultivating more definite aim
In life, the average man wastes his time in
searching for largec and easier target
l.. \. w. Bulletin.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

The Danger Point .-Goodal "Bludgood' 8
loss through the fire was twice as much as
Hoodwink's." Rawson-" Why, didn't know
he was burned out" Goodale-" He wasn't.
But his place is next door to the fire, you
know Philadelphia North American.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
SMITH MEDICAL COMP

The Final Test-"To be perfectly exact,
are the Philippines east or wcst?' "Well,
we shan't know for sure, suppose, until
they've voted once."-Detroit journal.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

pretty features and rounded form is
a duty women owe to themselves.
The mark of excessive monthly suf-
ering is a familiar one in the faces of
young American women.
Don't wait, young women, until
your good looks are gone past recall.
Consult Mrs. Pinkham at the out
start. Write to her at Lynn, Mass.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
TO Cure n Cold in One Day

1t is an awful shock to find that we have
been polite to people who were not worth it.
-puck
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Songs about the Klondike should be writ.
ten in miner" key.-L. A. w. Bulletin.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

The fools advice may be poor, but it is at
least sircere.-Chieago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
Jewels.

There is 4 vast difference between
Jewels that fash and fash jewels,-Cbl-
cago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Hope is pleasing acquaintance, but one
YOU can seldom depend upon.-Chicago
Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
An Excellent Combination.

The pleasant method and beneficial
effects of the we'll known remedy,
SyRuP or FIGS, manufactured by the
CALIFORNIA Flo SYRUP Co., illustrate
the value of obtaining the liquid laxa-
tive principles of plants known to be
incidentally laxative and presenting
them in the form most refreshing to the
taste and acceptable to the system. 1t
is the one perfect strengthening laXa.
tive, cleansing the system etfectually,
dispelling colds, headaches and fevers
gently yet promptly and enabling one
to overcome habitual constipation per-
manently. It's perfect freedom from
every Objectionable quality and sub.
stance, and its acting on the kidneys,
liver and bowels, without weakening
or irritating them, make it the ideal
laxative
In the process of manufacturing figs
are used, rs they are pleasant to the
taste, but the medicinal qualities Of the
remedy arc obtained from SIENNA and
other aromatic plants, by method
known to the CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP
Co. only. In order to get its beneficial
effects and to avoid limitations, please
remember the full name of the Company
printed on the front of every package.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL
LOUISVILLE, KY. NEW YORK, N Y.
For sale by all Druggists. -Price Soc per bottle
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Seeing TOW much better it looks, We
wonder why every merchant doesn't keep
his store neat.-Washington Qa) Demo
crat.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Society girls at feast might be called
dinner bellies. Il. A. w. Bulletin.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Don't spend too much time trying to
save a little money!. A. w. Bulletin.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

The lightest tubing ever made is a
aickel aluminium. Three thousand feet
II this tubing weighs only one pound.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

When a fool admits he's fool he is no
longer fool--Atcbison Globe
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

The Best Prescription for ChiIls.
and Fever is bottle of GROVES TAsTELEs.
CHILL Tonic. 1t is simply iron and gulnine in
tasteless form. No cure-no pay. Price, SOC
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

After six years suffering ] was cured by
Psos Cure Mary Thomson, 29i Ohio Ave.
Allegheny, Pa, March 10, "a.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

and YOU are busy, are you" intcrro'
gated the customer as he paid his check to
the restaurant proprietor. BUSY! Why,
I'm so rushed don't get chance to go out
to get bite to eat.' was the unguarded
reply Yonkers Statesman.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if il fails to cure 25c
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Time may be money, but its hard for a
man to make his creditors believe it.-Chi.
eago Daily News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

Johnny, Johnny, didn't ! ask you once
to stop whistling at the table| "Yes''m;"',
well, do you want me to ask you again.,
'"No'm. don't want you to make no bad
breaks" bad breaks! What do you
mean, Johnny" ''Wellm, you said it was
very impoite to ask for things twice at tho
table, Pittsburgh Bulletin.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
B A : II
u W.W:Xa q u: WsN NJ

Permanently cures all Itching. Burning, scaey.
Scalp and skin Diseases. such as Salt Rheuul. Ec-
Yerns. Scald Head. Chlblalns. Piles, Burns Baby
IIumors DandruH, Itching Scalp, Falling Hair
thickening and making IL Soft SILKY, and Lunurl-
anti All face EruptOns producing a Soft, Clear,
Beautiful skin and Complexion. II contains no
Lead. Sulphur, Cantharides or anything injurious.
An ensy. great seller. Lady canvassers make vi
10 S3 a day. Druggists or mail soc. Calillarls
Manufacturing Co, N. Y. Address T. HILL
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19

TEALTH and beauty the glories of perfect
hood
Women who SITTER constantly with weaknessp peculiar
to their cannot retain their beauty. Preservation of
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
THE
MARKS or
SUFFERING

PNKHAMI school teacher and had suffered untold agony
during my menstrual periods for years My sys
almost wreck. suffered with pain my side and
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1899-05-19
loOOs Of UNSOLICITED TESTIMONIALS Sal

LOUISVILLE KY. NEW YORK. N Y.
For sale by all Druggists .-Prce Soc. per bottle,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-09-20
Sons Of Hermann
Celebration

| -
There will be grand celebration at
the Hermann's Heights next Sunday,
September Oath The local lodges Of the
Sons Of Herman are making extensive
preparations to make it success. The
celebration will be the second anniyer-
sary Of the existence Of the Hermann's
monument, erected here two years ago.
Minneapolis will be represented by all
their local lodges and St. Paul will also
join and make tia success. A special
train will be run by the Omaha road from
Minneapolis arriving here at 1920.
a large crowd is expected and if the
weather is favorable good time is ex-
pected. An extensive program has been
prepared and good speakers have been
engaged and every body who will attend
will no doubt enjoy himself.
Gov. Lind has been invited to attend
the reception to be rendered to Admiral
Dewey in Washington on the. 2nd Of Oc-
tober but will be prevented from at
tending by the pressure of official bust
ness.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. Burg ST., and Mrs.
Helena Roos will return from their Eu-
ropean trip some time in October. They
have secured passage in the steamer
Fuerst Bismarck which will leave Octo-
Der 9Th.
Assistant Adjutant General Baasen Is
enjoying viz it this week from his broth.
er, whose home is at Milwaukee. The
visiting brother was formerly professor
of Greek and Latin IN the Rotterdam
University. -" -.". n
Alfred Boock of the firm of F. Nagel
& Co., contractors, spent Sunday al
home. He returned Monday to Brook.
ings, S. d., where their firm are building
large gymnasium for the State Agri.
cultural school at that place. .1.
John aronau of the firm of Tape &
Gronau, was taken i'll with typhoid fe-
| yer while at Marshall, Mimi, where he
was experimenting the erection Of the
dwelling house of VIM. .Gieseke, Jr. He
| was brought home Saturday afternoon
| and is under the care of DR.. Strickler.
Prof. F. Fl. Constans, resident engl.
neer of the M. & St. l.. with head.
quarters at this place, having in charge
the construction of the first five miles OF
the new extension of the NJ. s. st. L..
has resigned his position and resumed
his duties as instructor at the state uni
versity. 81. tz-~..- / H..
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-09-20

/ One of the most interesting and excit-
ing games of the season will take place
in this city On Sept. Oath at 8 P. m. be-
tween the Ladies' Champion Base Ball
Club Of Boston, Mass, and New Ulm
Base Ball Club.
The Boston Bloomers is the usual tt
tie given this famous Ladies' Base Ball
Club. They are justly entitled to the
same, as they always appear upon the
field, to battle for supremacy, dressed
in the twentieth century garb- the
boomers. This organization of female
ball players is the only ladies' ball club
IN America. The team was first organ
lied in 1898. This is their seventh an
nual tour. The club is under the man
agement Of Mr.. w. 2. Needham, and
they travel in their own palace. car.
During the past six years this organize
ton of female ball players have travelled
extensively and visited all the large cit
les in America and both provinces Of
Canada. The club has been strength
ened from year to year, each member se-
lecsea for her ability to execute and fill
her particular position in manner sat-
sisfactorily and becoming a member of
this, the Champion Ladies Base Ball
Club Of the World. Don't fail to see
them. Admission, 25 cents.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-09-20
;IalaaziYIi{y IR;{i1E

While young VIM. Stelles was driv-
ing Pfefferle's delivery wagon across the
railroad track near the Empire mill the
horse got suddenly frightened and run
away. The horse made one jump and
broke part of the wagon and pulling
young Stelljes from the seat while hold
ing the reins and throwing him to the
ground and thereby. broke ore of his
legs. He was taken to his home and DR..
Schoch was called who is treating the
injured limb.
Yesterday morning about eleven o.
clock the news was brought to the city
that Robert Hyslip an employee on the
railroad bridge over the Big Cottonwood
had fallen off the bridge and was killed.
He was engaged in moving some tim
bers on the bridge and while so doing
lost his balance and fell to- the ground
a distance of over seventy feet and strik-
ing the ground with such a force that
life was extinct in few minutes. DR..
Schoch was Immediately called but on
arriving found thatshe was dead. The
body was taken to Savcrien's undertak-.
ing rooms and the coroner was tele-
phoned for and he arrived this morning
and will decide whether it will be nee
essary to hold an inquest. Mr.. Hyslip's
home is in Ozark, Mo-, and his relatives
were notified Of the sad news by tele-
graph. He was young man about 80.
years old and leaves wife and two:
small Children to mourn their loss.
At the home of Mr.. and Mrs. George
Doehne on German street, tonight will
occur the marriage of their daughter,
Clara, to DR.. j. G. Rothenburg of
Springfield. The ceremony will be per-
formed by Judge Webber in the pres
ence of only few intimate friends and
relatives Of the contracting parties. The
bride is one of the best known young
ladies of the city and is held in high es-
TEEN BY all who know her. She is in
many ways suited as a companion for the
man she will wed and will make him an
ideal wife. The only cause for regret on
the part of her friends is that her mar
rage will result in her removal from the
city. Dr.. Rothenburg, the groom, is
Well-known IN this city having resided
here some years ago. For many years he
has been located at Springfield and has
lucrative business. He is a young man
of excellent habits and character and is.
admired by all his acquaintance. The.
Review predicts for tho young couple >.
happy voyage through life. After Octo-
Der 9th DR.. and Mrs. Rothenburg will
be at home to their friends at Spring
field.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1899-09-20
New Tim
and Vicinity

A boy was born to Mr.. and Mrs. Max
Burg last Thursday.
Mrs. W. Schotzko of Springfield is
visiting IN this city.
Mrs. o. G. Setter is visiting with her
sister at Plover, Wisconsin.
B. Stockman of Minneapolis was in
the city Yesterday on business.
Albert Koch Of Young America spent.
Sunday and Monday in the city. ..
Attorney Hoidale transacted legal
business at the TWIN Cities Monday.
A BOY was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Rein hold Mueller Sunday, Sept. 18th.
C. n. Dirks returned last Tuesday
from business trip to the Twin Cities.
Mrs. ]. Thordson has removed to
Redwood county to reside with her son.
Prof. A. Ackermann returned from
his European trip yesterday afternoon.
Eugene Pfefferle and c. A. Zelle
took IN the street fair at MankatoS last
| week. -
| Mr.. =. A. Firgau will deliver Ger
man address at Turner Hall next Sunday
evening.
| Miss Mamie Neumann spent Sunday
at Sleepy Eye with her sister, Mrs. r