The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1899-07-06
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do 700 .lssys tell yosr siie whore you
have spert the evebinsf Joaes-soi 81
ways. Sometimes doni ktow
LADY Il tsink yoa are The wor.t look
ias tramp ! ever ss, Tramp M.sm,
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beauty loot 90 bad.
My abcle grows strawberries 90 big
that .tI gill on qusri boz. I'd be
sshsmed 10 have 90 anole Who would nee
thai kind Of quart boxes
That bnd boiled egg gsys me .h E
headache. You shouldn't eat hard boiled
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With II beblnd the ear.
80 Your uncle was 80 years old when
be diedi Did be have the full posses
sion Of bis faculties to the lsst1 As TO
that as TO that We cant tell yet
The sill hasn't been read yet.
Did your picnic iulHll your expects
,ionsi Oh, my, yes. |, surpassed them.
We fully expected II to ram, but hail was
more than We Anticipated.
do you believe men show character
10 the way they carry their um brellssi
No; but they show lack OF character 10
the way they carry other peoples umtreI
las,
-Bfsmble Il am trying TO &c. Job as
Chinese interpreter for the criminal court
Thorne Bat you don'l understand word
OF Chinese. Brsmble That's all right.
Neither does the Judge,
How did yoa write the ad, William
Wsnted-A kind young girl to take care
OF = baby. Ths, Won't do, William; put
II this way: Wanted A young girl to
take care oil kind baby
Martha. there's no use 10 grown hey |
any more. The sutymobiles will run |
horses on, Of business. Dont git discour
aged, Jonas Society folks will have to
have their bay fever lis tn same.
--0De volunteer II you really believe
you won't die before yo1r time comes.
whs. mskes you dodge every time = bul
let cores elons' Second Volunteer -
There Is time to die and also 8 time to
dodge.
Its an awful thing not TO know where
ones nett meal is coming from.
Yes, bot good many OF Us married men
ere experiencing II sinee the grocery
stores got to advertising bargain sales.
First Cilzln--I see the idea OF voting
by machine is gsining in popularity. Do
You think the mass OF the voters will east
iy learn TO work III Second Citizen i
hope 90. Heretofore the machine has al
ways worked the voter
Excuse me. cir, but haven't we met
beioref Your face 1, strangely familiar
Yes, On adam. tour host introduced as 10
each other jus, before dinner Ab, vas
positive had ssen you somewhere.
never forget lace
-First Popnlist We tIptlled the d,s
con from The party for Min religion 40
politics. Second populist -Yee, le'i 60
TO political mee,in' 40 fall asleep 10 the
middle OF speech, b'sosh, Jet like il
vss sermon.
Life Saver II you tsdn't gone so far
ont you would not have capnzed. Why
didut you hug the shorts Mr.. Counter
with = glance st the youpg lady who vas
In the same boat Well You see,
l hsd my arms foil ss il VI.
Ina New York Finishing School. -
Miss Up.to.Date (thtOvius away her
cigarette. Well, old girl, bow did you
like 'Zsz.r' Miss Fin ia Steele. Oh, ne
net altogether bad, bu. it's 10. play I'd
recommend to my mother. /,
-Firs. Populist-They ssy there's =
man soin rcuo ,hs, hin care You Of any
disease by jos, holdin yer hsbd. Second
Popalis,l don't believe no ouch ron
sense. lts jess scheme OF them Wall
street iellsr 10 set peoples minds Of The
money question.
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