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The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-10-01

SITUATION WANTED as cook, house
keeper, sick nurse, sewing or work of any
kind by white woman. C. NJ, care Age
Herald
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-10-01

WANTED-Four good solicitors; salary
guaranteed. Apply to Ed Erskein, 2O2la
1st avenue 10-1-3t
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-10-01

WANTED EVERYWHERE ustlers to
tack signs, distribute circulars, samples,
etc. no canvassingi good pay Sun Ad-
vertising Bureau, Chicago.
The age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1897-1902, 1899-10-01

COS saes' o 'asll saieasa = . FqsFsa
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

n shown In his fondnese and love of
children. At ouihta de los kclin0.
where GcmsE has his headquarters
children Of all classes 50 to see hia.
At the house IN town where his young
son and daughter are stopping with
friends. there are half dozen children
IN the family. The moment Cen Co
me. nppsars the children are about
hin 10 kIss him and sit On his knss.
ana IN every chIldish way demonstrate
their affection Tor him. To his osa
son and daughter. though they arr
crown. Gen. Comes manifestE the same
tenderness that he shows 70 little chill
drea-
Clemencia Gomez d a pretty. dark
evsd xiri q Is. and her brother. two
years younger, Il - bright. quick ans
aIert e an American boy. Both are
educated IN EDgliah. speaking the Ian
ruars without an accent. Thsy are the
oulr members Of he family Who - yet
hsvs cone over from Santa Domingo
"a ioin Gen. Cones here Thsy ara
very proud q their fxlhsr. But they
want % take him hsne That means
nors 10 thls boy and Eiri than 1ny
honor Cuha ga Ei4s 10 Cen 0ons<.
NY fnthor has eiEsz many ysars 70
Cubs.- Urbano Genes ssxs. -4nd noE
We u6ns lin We want - taks hin
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

ne traveller who visits Colorado for the
frst time Is surprised and impressed with
the opportunities the state affords In agrt
cultural pursuits. The mineral wealth OK
the state, with its many famous mines,
seems to have become fixed In the mindsof
strangers, crowding out al knowledge 81
her wonderfully fertile soil Little Thoughts
a ever given to the 12,0oo miles Of irrig.'
ration canals that have been constructed
and the ,o00, 900 acres Of land which have
thus far been made productive. Yet, Gus
out of s7l exhibits from Colorado a. the
worlds fair. eighty-ons special premiums
were awarded, covering all kinds Of fruis
and produce. The wheat exhibit attracted
wide attention, and twenty-five awards
were given it alone, the largest number
received by any one state In the Union-
Tue fruit industry has reached - ooo, 90
year and Is yet in its infancy. Sugar cess
culture Is profitable industry. The rnin
srsl wealth Of the state, which leads all
other states in the Union In the output OF
Rold and silver, does not compare with her
agricultural wealth. A hand8oms and pro-
iusely illustrated pamphlets, entitled "Ihs
Fertile Lands Of Colorado" has Just BEEN
issued BY the passenger department Of the
Denver & Rio Grande railway, and giVes
detailed Information Of the lands and thsis
location, and may be hadup appieatioa
to S. K. Hooper, general passenger sgsnss
Denver, or h NJ Cushing, travelling pas
senger agent, IS West Second South stresa.
Salt Lake City, Utah
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

A syndicate has Just been formed In
London with. capital Of sl,o6o. 900
20 purchase the Sketch. the Illustrated
London News. the English Illustrated
Magazine, the Penny illustrated Paper
and the LAdy's Pictorial shares 70
the amount Of e7s0.o0o viii be offered
to the public. es75.ooo Of which WIN
be In common stock paying per cent.
at q shilling premium. and esls,oco OF
4 per cent bonds It IL believed that
the shares win be taken up By the
market a. readily as those issued By
the Nswnes, Harmsworth and Pearson
syndicates. Unless America has gone
mad on the subject Of trusts II h not
believed by conservative citizens that
such q project In this country would
be received with favor. However, this
n Q matter Of opinion, and the only
way its truth or fslsity can be proven
would be to make the attempt
Fourth Estate.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

madison. Wls.. Lstter.)
Assemblyman John NJ True. whose
anti-Gretna Green bin win soon be
come Law. Is one Of the most remark
ahle men in the Legislature he has
ever protested against the reputation
Of his state Cor easy marriages.. and
has always arrayed himself against the
immoral "a this commonwealth He
was for a number Of years the secre-
tary Of the State Agricultural Society,
and made Il great power. but when
Il fell into the clutches Of the race
horse men he was the foremost OF the
members who helped to wreck the Or
ganizstion and secure the transfer o.
the state fair to the State Board Oh
Agriculture. Mr.. True II the repre-
sentative OF the First district Of Sank
county, and was & formidable candi-
date for the speakership against
George II. Ray. but withdrew. He u z
native OF New Hampshire. and ID 81
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06
A co..iy prOuxh.

The drought Of the last few years
has cost New South Wales an enor-
nous amount Of money. The nocks OF
the colony have shrunk from 6s.o0OsOOo
to $1,000. 900, representing loss Of TO-
600, 900 sheep. II to this Is added the
loss OF the natural increase, the shrink
age amounts to 100000 sheep;
enough. that Is, to equip consider
sble-sized colony. In addition, there
has been loss OF nearly Soo, 900 horses
and 15o. 900 cattle. That the colony has
been. able to survive these terrtne
losses Is striking proof Of energy and
resource. Translated into money the
colony has suffered loss. due to mere
inadequate rainfall, Of from E1z.OO0,-
900 to ED, 1000. 900 sterling.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06
WONDERFUL MAN.
AT THE ACE OF % oEn. GOMEZ
- VIGOROUS.
Especial Letter.l


Up 70 the present time the photo
graphs OF Gen. Gomez have not done
him justice. In q curious. persistent way
they give him an angular figure. half
desperate, careworn expression and
age from 70 to 80 years. As matter
Of fact, the insurgent leader has q
slender. erect figure. as active as .
young man. He Is So, but his face Is
a. smooth and free from lines rs that
Of q man ten or fifteen years younger.
His dark eyes are bright. keen and
searching. In physical yigor Gomez
is q remarkable man. But he Is even
more remarkable in his forceful char
acter. Il marks his face strong and
stern in repose. bat gentle, magnetic
and winning when he smiles. In self
defense, probably. Gen. Comes recently
eat for his photograph. He could not
stand the Wild, weird pictures OF him
In shop windows, that are at best carl
catures. So he had his photograph
taken q few days ago. and to protect
himself, said It must be copyrighted.
It is q good picture. true and lifelike.
says the New York Tribune.
Gen. Gomez Is plain and unpretend-
thoroughly democratic In his
tastes. There never was II any time
the least chance In the insurgent army
for the "pomp and circumstances OF
war" On the contrary. all environ
ments were rude and poor. and Gomez
shared literally the hardships and pri-
vations Of his men. But the CON-
mon ground between Cen Gomez and
his stan officers Il uncommon There
n q certain difference OF manner and
speech shown by his stan to Comes
that Il not simply military etiquefte
and discipline. It II q Difference that
one does not see on the part OF the
American stan ofEieer, no matter what
tAe rank Of his superior may be. Be
tween Gomez and his stan there Is moi
even the suggestion Of familiarity. AZ
the sane time It Ii perfectly apparent
there Is q clear understanding and en-
tire harmony Of thought and action.
However brusque Gomez may be as
soldier and unconventional In camp
HE he Is extremely courteous to Wis
itors. He receives women with q cour-
tssy and quiet dignity that would
grace any drawing room. On the oc-
easion Of the enthusiastic demonstra-
lions when he came to Havana 1t wa
the march Of q "conquering hero
but It was the women and chiidrer
who went wild In the streets. rushing
in crowds and massing about hii
horse, utterly reckless OF danger.
The tender side Of his nature. In
wonderful gentleness and meekness
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06
4 cLEvER THICK.
=. OF an Appls WitAsat caftlsE sAs
sam.

r. Uu1 - Apple Nfnouf CuftAnI -
10 cut an apple into two or more
pieces without also dividing the skin
seems an Impossible feat. but that Il
en- Be performed with comparative
sass anybody following the directions
hare given win testify. Apples are 90
common q fruit that they figure on
every well-o-ganiEed dinner table, and
the nttis trick, when performed as an
after dinner feat. Il really quite star
Ting. An apple with q arm. smooth
skfn should be selected. Take long.
slender darning needle and thread Il
With six OF cotton Linen thread u
perhaps the best. Is II Is not 50 liable
10 break. Begin At the stem and take
q long stitch under the skin Of the
apple, being careful not TO 80 50 deep
that the point OF the needle does not
readily emerge. Take another stitch
IN the same direction. sewing right
around the apple, exactly a. you would
cut II IN half. When The thread comes
cut again near the stem. take the two
ends In each hand, cross then and pull
steadily. The thread win. Of course.
eut the apple In two. leaving no mark
On the skin, and without breaking 1t
beyond the tiny holes made BY the
needle. which are quite invisible. BY
repeating the performances n different
parts OF the apple II may be cut into
, larters and eighths, and CT being
peeled viii fall into these sections.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06
Nsu Dining Car Service.

Effective June LIST, the Rio Grande West
srn railway began operating its new din
ing carr, serving AL meals on allits through
trains. The arrangements included No. 2
leaving Ogden ~ 7:So q m and Salt Lake
City at $50 o m also No leaving o.
den at 6:s5 p. m and Salt Lake City at
7:4o D. m The west-bound through trains,
both morning and night, win also carry
diners. The cuisine Is IS perfect IS it Is
possible to make t. Service, Ii carte
% that you can have your coffee and
rolls'' for breakfast, or you can select from
Q menu Is elaborate and complete a. the
market Of Utah can supply.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06
oasdiaass for ola m.,d. n,,,n.

A Han county young lady win never
marry until she meets her ideal IN .
young man. tall. perfect in form, hand
some. With no bad habits. and one who
has never looked upon any other girl
with admiring eyes. The old maids
may a. well move along the waiting
bench and make room for her.-Den-
yer Post.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06
EASTERN EXCURSIONS



Omaha and return-Ssa 90, June sth, It'll
Kansas City and return-SS2OO, June
9Th, 7th-
s. Louis and return--ssaSo, June Sth,
Tth.
Chicago and return-s445 50, June6th, Tth.
Buffalo and return-S5S. 50, June Sth, 10Th.
St Louis aud return-SS0.5o, June l6sh,
nth.
Detroit and return-s5l.OO, July LIST, ID
Sd.
Richmond and rsturn-s0.77, July sth'
eth, 10Th
Indianapolis and rsturn-s4aO 90, July 10Th,
nth, 18th
The Rio Grande Western railway andits
connections offers two fast through trains
daily. Through Pullman palace and or
binary sleeping cars. Perfect dining car
service. Free reclining chair oars Cool
and comfortable ride. Magnificent scenery
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06
F.,r H.Ir a.tt,nr a.r..

Fair-haired people are said to be be-
coming less numerous than formerly.
The ancient Hebrews were q fair
haired race; now they are, with few
exceptions. dark. So II Ii in q lesser
degree with the Irish. among whom $50
year, ago . dark-haired person was
almoat unknown.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

"Are there any marks by which he
can be Identined?" asked IL chief
OF police, preparatory to telegraphing-
NO" said the father Of the boy. who
had started to Minnesota to tight In
dams. but there viii be when I get
hold Of him asain."-Cincinnati En-
aairer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06
SPECIAL TICKET RATES

From Utah Points Via asantA ne Route"
June and 7-Kansas City, st. Joe.Lesv-
snworth or Atchison and return, sS2oo
June and 7-SkLou and return, 1870
June and 7-Chicago and return, s4As0
June and 1o-Bufalo and return, s56.5o.
June 10 and list Louis and return.
$3.50
July l,9and s-Detroit and return, $500.
July 9, and 10-Richmond, Va, and 70
turn, s5o.z6.
For fun particulars concerning above
rates, call on or address c. = Warrsni
general agent A, 7. 4 s +. railroad, All
Dooly block, Salt Lake City, Utah
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

shipsanding Boon IN Grsss Britain
TAs shipbuilders Of the United King
dom last year established . record The
total output (exelaslye Of vRrshipsl,
vas 1851 80 gross tons. This exceeds
the total Of the previous record year.
1sss. By 15sy EOS tcnA About 80 psr
cent Of this tonnage was built fof for
eIgn owners, the largest customer be-
ing Denmark. The total merchant
shipping bulk last year On the eonti-
nent was 10000 tons gross. Of which
1ss.147 tons was turned out in Ger
many. 81. 100 tons IN France. and 1850
tons IN Italy. In Great Britain. only .
few sailing ships were turned out lasf
year.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06
Mhr rnnnr \. a.od.

Aunt sophia-"And IL Tommy . good
iittis boy at school5" Tommy-"Yes,
auntis." Aunt sophia-"And why Is
Tommy q good little boyf" Tommy
g Cause It's better fun to see the other
beys get q licking than to get one
yoursslf"-Boston Transcript
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

Great q red tapsi A telegraph ~
p.irsr vas ssnt out from Great Bend.
Ind, the other day 10 loeats > break IN
Iins No. L On climbing the pole he
found break there also IN Inns No. Z
Aftsr axing No. he climbed down the
pois. walked two miles to the nearest
station. and autographed to the super
lntsadsnt. At Great Bend. for orders to
AZ No. 2
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06
Enrli.h R.nk Nots..

Bank of England notes are made
from new white linen cuttings-nsVsr
from anything that has been worn SO
carefully Is the paper prepared that
even the number OF dips into the pulp
made by each workman Is registered
On q dial by machinery.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06
sl.sy slnes an nsar.

A steam motor car, for use on the ran
road. recently made trial trip, going e
the rate Of sixty miles sn hour. Thie win
probably be a. much Of a record beater Is
Hostester's Stonsch Bitters. II cures In
digestion, constipation. nervousness, liver
and kidney trouble.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06
Ars You Usine Alisn,s Foes-Eassf

II Il the only cure for Swollen.
Smarting. Burning. Sweating Feet.
Cornl and Bunions- Ask for Aliens
Foot-Ease. powder to be shaken into
the shoes. At all Druggists and Shoe
Stores. &c. Sample sent FREE Adj
dress, Allen 8. Olmsted. Leroy, N. Y.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

4 NV earri.d O. ths oFsrlank Llniisi q
~ union Pacific. bsc.ass -Unc;e San
issus shst ths sold Rellsblsp EiEes a,
- ssrsiss aad nakss he euisFcst tlus
e <uy Inc b shs vest Ticks, c1es. .'oI1
o<srf. > l1l lIsfn 1troez
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

Are necessarily people Of sxesIlsns jsse
nent, taste and Refinement In trsvslinH
they demand the best service estai.Asls
and the Hberslity with which they pa
ronirs the Union Pacific h one Of the osss
proof Of that lines superiorisy. Tekss
oDsce. ssOld Stand. !" 2OI Main street.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

~Ya. the colonel Is going 70 wash
inztsr. and he's g,ing to take ne. He
tseflass IN the beef iaquiry. you know.
Dor he know anything about ne
beefss Nothing. But We both want
to So Wnshingfon. and It's too good .
chancs 70 miss."-clsseland Plain
Dsalsr.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

nons whore he YIN have no more
1ardshIps and Win have rsst But 4
Ne must stay in Cuba then ny mother
ans an the family win come here
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

shake into your shoes. Aliens Foot
Ease, q powder for the feet II MAKES
tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Cures
Corns, Bunions. Swollen. Hot ans
sweating Feet. At all Druggist1 Ana
Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample sent FhE4'
Address Allen s. Olmsted, Leroy. n. !.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

When woman,s mind becomes affected
she often loses her unrsason under the
strain.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06
HANS oatarrh Cure
y taken internally. Price. 30

Helvetius-Harsh counseis have no ef-
feet; they are Ike hammers which are al
ways repulsed by the anvil
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

For Lung and chest diseases, Piso's Cure
n the best medicine We have used Mrs.
J. L. Northcott, Windsor, Ont. Canada.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

Probably no man Is Is wicked a. he sp-
pears 70 be when somebody cuts him on -
the telephone.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

The flower Of the family Is sometimes .
blooming IDIOT
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

In these days Of new onions the nav wc
man even weeps.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

Good nerves very often palm themselves
on as good nature.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

Indinsrencssis the manifestation Of an
incurable selfshness.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

Mrs. winslow's Soothing syrup
for shildrsn tssIhlnE s1f,snsths Elns. rsdusss In
1anmalion. aiiays pail, cures vind eoiie 5 esnts
J bottla
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

When . man gets q scheme that WI
work It Is not necessary for him TO-
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

The railroad expert believes that the
number Of reVenue tons hauled per
mile Il the best INDIGESTION Of rail-
roads ability 70 handle trafic at the
lowest cost Of transportation As n
well known. the receivers a the BAL
timore & Ohio Railroad have been
spending millions on improvements
and have not completed the work, the
lines west Of the Ohio river being In
need OF a general rehabilitation, which
they are TO get this year. But the
revenue haul per mile IN 1878 was
increased to s14 tons and q special re-
port for the six months ending De-
cember 81. 1885. shows an average Of
Ss1-s tons. quite an apprecisble adj
vance. Il Is confidently expected that
stu further improvement win b
shown before long.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

Sympathy is more often thrown away
than misplaced.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

His.ory may not repeat itself. but gossip
nsysr fans 70.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

-Cons cut and 1Sht dnrE yss- cried
tAs Yankee CAT replist The m
ipino. under cover Of the lu1els; ct
would Interfere Eith my theatrical ar
rangsmenss up n Malolos. -Philadsl-
phia North American.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1899-06-06

years old. His reputation for respeeta-
bility and for hatred OF vice OF al
kinds IL widespread and enviable.
Kansas City journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1897-1928, 1899-12-07
PREPARING FOR SANTA CLAUS.
Kindergartners VIII Make Useful
Articles for Their Parents This
Christmas.

The kindergartens have a pretty custom
at Christmas time of having a little
Christmas tree on the last day of school
and inviting the parents of the children
to come and enjoy it. The children play
Santa Claus this time, for the articles
on the tree are made with their own hands
for mother and father and the dear ones
at home.
Yesterday. at the Bryant school, the
SUBJECT or the tree was first preached
to the children and their delight was I'M
bounded at the idea of making their own
gifts to mother and father
several articles We're named over that
would be made e and two selected to begin
put with his handkerchieIs to make them
smell sweet and little notebook for
mamma to carry with her when she goes
of these two they wanted to make, the
sachet makers going to one table and the
book makers going to another. The chill
dren chose also their own colors for the
little paper mats which. when woven,
form the two sides of the sachet bag.
only start was made on the articles
Of patient, painstaking, loving work by the
little unskilled hands will be needed.
In between times they marched as they
were were going to when zen they had their. tree.
the teacher told them how their hearts
must help their hands in this work and
taught them little poem that tells Of
the preciousness of gift prompted by
love; She told them that they must keep
1t all secret and when their mammas
and papas asked them what they were
doing they must say. Wait and see" and
every little face grew radiant at the de-
light and mystery of a secret.
If those who at this Christmas time
are weighted down with care for the
Christmas presents that must be given and
given without one thought of love and
sacrifice could peep in some day on the
radiant faces of these little ones who are
full of the real Christmas spirit, they
of what the Christmas gift should be.
Kansas City journal. [volume] (Kansas City, Mo.) 1897-1928, 1899-12-07
KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE.
A. j. Simpson, of Cincinnati, COM
pIiments Decorum of Kansas
City Audiences.

pliments DecOrum of Kansas
City Audiences.
"Tea?" said A. ]. Simpson, Cincinnati
tea broker who is hotel guest in Kan
sas City at present, tea is high like
everything else. but I am selling lots of
it. There is nothing new that l could
tell you about tea, but l do want to say
something that might be of interest to
your theatergoers. l attended a perform
aimee at the Coates last night and | was
most forcibly struck with the decorum of
the audience. L had an idea that you
people out here were less careful about
such things than We are further East. but
L was aSreeably disappointed. On the
whole the audiences in this country are
more orderly and respectful than those of
Europe.
Il am an Englishman, and recently Wis
TIED the mother country. OF course L
had to go to the theater and there l saw
land the doors TO the gallery are opened at
Z. the curtain goes up at 80 and a half
hour later the performance begins. Re
served seats are the exception and not the
rule in their theaters and when you at
tend you have TO go early and be prepared
to scramble for a seat. This is especially
true of the galleries.
THE gallery gods line up in front of the
door long before the time set for the play
to begin. Every man buttons up his coat.
puts 'tanner'-tkats a six pence-be-
tween his teeth and when the doors are
opened he is ready for the grand rush. One
night / stood in the lobby of a theater
at London to see the gallery gods file in.
Two costermongers and their best girls
were in line. the men with the customary
tanner between the teeth. The first
couple got through the open door all right,
the costermonger bought his ticket and
then they were pushed along in the crowd
Suddenly the first young woman turned
round to see what had become of her COM
panion and escort. She saw the girl way
back in the line, alone.
Iii there, 'Arriet.' she cried, where
the bloomin ell is Bill?
""E's swallowed is bleedin' tanner an
cawn't get in came the answer"